Contest #829 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-11-28T00:58:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-12-12T00:59:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-12-06T00:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	December 12, 2022
Number of captions	5414
Number of responses	699465
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	I was young and needed the money.	1.8564	0.01681	2346	970	743	633
1	She’s definitely had work done.	1.8187	0.01783	1925	795	684	446
2	It's a trick. Remember what happened to the deer?	1.8146	0.01677	2308	1002	732	574
3	You adopted a highway?	1.8018	0.01891	1826	813	562	451
4	Don't judge me. I was young and needed the money.	1.7990	0.01239	4185	1850	1326	1009
5	You used to look at me like that.	1.7967	0.01124	5092	2278	1580	1234
6	You used to look at me that way.	1.7669	0.01269	3986	1852	1211	923
7	You always think everything is about you.	1.7658	0.01951	1550	681	551	318
8	You still getting royalties?	1.7580	0.01630	2252	1012	773	467
9	I don't know who he is, but his signs are everywhere.	1.7577	0.01444	2943	1345	966	632
10	Eyes here,Marvin.	1.7568	0.01724	2056	939	678	439
11	I used to be able to do that.	1.7524	0.01160	4185	1829	1567	789
12	I'm so tired of billboards promoting this unattainable body image.	1.7428	0.01547	2609	1236	808	565
13	Nice of them to put a memorial for Stanley.	1.7422	0.01439	2929	1363	958	608
14	I dated her before she got famous.	1.7421	0.01458	2807	1300	937	570
15	I don't know what they're advertising, but that is sexy as hell.	1.7381	0.01728	2081	990	646	445
16	This could be the sign we've been waiting for.	1.7345	0.01688	2053	945	708	400
17	Charlie said it meant Yield for Snakes. Charlie isn’t with us anymore.	1.7330	0.02577	940	452	287	201
18	I haven't bent that way since high school.	1.7325	0.01373	2998	1355	1090	553
19	I'd kill for those curves	1.7309	0.01450	2661	1198	981	482
20	I like when art imitates life.	1.7215	0.01710	1950	903	687	360
21	It looks photoshopped.	1.7207	0.01563	2438	1161	797	480
22	I hope when my time comes I get that kind of tribute.	1.7159	0.01611	2295	1102	743	450
23	Reminds me of a girl I used to know	1.7103	0.01955	1512	719	512	281
24	Do you think it’s a sign?	1.7038	0.01736	1958	953	632	373
25	New Year’s Eve 1999. Your grandpa with the lampshade on his head.	1.7015	0.01826	1876	950	536	390
26	I think that means Snake Crossing, so we’re good to go.	1.6989	0.01780	1790	858	613	319
27	I think they got the head wrong.	1.6987	0.01639	2111	1012	723	376
28	Nice curves, but they’re not natural.	1.6952	0.01384	2884	1370	1023	491
29	Stop staring, Syd! I used to have curves like that!	1.6907	0.02096	1332	659	426	247
30	If guess if I had a body like that I wouldn't mind being on a billboard	1.6869	0.02134	1271	629	411	231
31	Yet another unrealistic glorification of the ideal body.	1.6839	0.01872	1623	799	538	286
32	This is the nearest snake crossing for miles.	1.6805	0.01936	1490	730	506	254
33	Mom would have liked it. A nice simple headstone.	1.6786	0.01747	1929	977	595	357
34	Here they go again, only showing the Male Snake Symbol.	1.6751	0.01923	1656	863	468	325
35	See, I told you I was famous.	1.6746	0.01816	1635	793	581	261
36	Alas, yet another example of unrealistic body standards…	1.6703	0.02097	1268	631	424	213
37	It’s perfectly safe, that’s why they put up this snake crossing sign.	1.6636	0.02388	984	497	321	166
38	Seems pretty straightforward.”	1.6599	0.01788	1761	897	566	298
39	Poor guy - he could never resist warm asphalt.	1.6576	0.01820	1700	869	544	287
40	It's cultural appropriation as far as I am concerned.	1.6552	0.01897	1624	851	482	291
41	That’s the only likeness we have of your grandfather.	1.6499	0.01937	1488	767	475	246
42	Wow. She dances like no one’s looking.	1.6493	0.02073	1289	662	417	210
43	It's a cartoon. You're not supposed to get it.	1.6473	0.02110	1528	884	299	345
44	I’m tired of seeing these unrealistic body standards everywhere	1.6445	0.02012	1356	701	437	218
45	Wasn't it swell of them to give us our own crossing?	1.6418	0.02007	1326	685	437	204
46	I believe they call it "twerking."	1.6347	0.02740	783	425	219	139
47	I don’t trust it. You saw what happened to that deer.	1.6330	0.02106	1229	643	394	192
48	I just think he looks stupid in that hat.	1.6311	0.02120	1304	711	363	230
49	This must be the snake crossing."	1.6288	0.02202	1091	566	364	161
50	You are here.”	1.6262	0.02417	1070	613	246	211
51	Is that anyone we know?	1.6222	0.02117	1109	569	392	148
52	They always get the tail wrong.	1.6215	0.02176	1165	625	356	184
53	Scoliosis.	1.6161	0.02779	745	412	207	126
54	That's definitely your body, but they photoshopped your head.	1.6156	0.02380	1012	573	264	175
55	Oh please. Nobody’s curves are that perfect.	1.6124	0.02372	921	492	298	131
56	She’s out of your league.	1.6114	0.02382	916	485	302	129
57	Don't be pressured. It's an unrealistic standard of beauty.	1.6081	0.02392	967	531	284	152
58	At last! A crosswalk.	1.6080	0.02376	1005	559	281	165
59	Nobody looks like that in real life	1.6077	0.02275	1035	570	306	159
60	I was drunk when I wore that lampshade.	1.6073	0.02434	937	516	273	148
61	You can tell she’s had work.	1.6039	0.02564	871	490	236	145
62	Maybe if you adopt a highway they put up your picture?	1.6013	0.02543	775	410	264	101
63	I love erotic art.	1.6011	0.02514	880	490	251	139
64	I told you we’re headed in the right direction.	1.6000	0.02404	780	394	304	82
65	As if we have a choice.	1.5976	0.02635	743	401	240	102
66	Oh, to have a figure like that again, huh, Marge?	1.5960	0.02630	755	411	238	106
67	It's a start, but what we really need is a crosswalk.	1.5959	0.02467	839	452	274	113
68	I've developed a serious roadside attraction.	1.5956	0.02652	727	392	237	98
69	'I did some life modelling back in the day.'	1.5923	0.02574	704	366	259	79
70	Finally! Our own crossing sign.	1.5921	0.02645	760	420	230	110
71	Just so you know: I'm straight.	1.5917	0.02844	698	413	165	120
72	Trust me. It's a crossing sign.	1.5889	0.02642	686	363	242	81
73	He's almost too handsome.	1.5882	0.02708	680	369	223	88
74	I had more curves back then.	1.5881	0.02675	675	359	235	81
75	I’m afraid it might be a sign.	1.5840	0.02857	637	353	196	88
76	I've never felt so understood.	1.5822	0.02666	706	386	229	91
77	It means snakes can hitchhike here. Do you still have that thumb?	1.5819	0.02912	641	369	173	99
78	They put these sexy pictures up everywhere for no good reason.	1.5800	0.02914	619	347	185	87
79	She must work out	1.5784	0.02829	612	333	204	75
80	No one will believe us, let's take a selfie	1.5776	0.02898	606	351	170	85
81	I believe we've been down this road before.	1.5702	0.02853	598	329	197	72
82	It's nice likeness but they got the tail all wrong.	1.5696	0.02772	553	302	193	58
83	Tell me again why you think this spot is safer?	1.5688	0.02925	545	295	190	60
84	You weren’t kidding! You’re famous!	1.5682	0.02922	623	358	176	89
85	As part of the settlement, Firestone funded this memorial for Grandpa.	1.5659	0.03112	546	314	155	77
86	They got your tail all wrong.	1.5621	0.02899	564	311	189	64
87	That is so fake - nobody has curves like that.	1.5603	0.03091	580	344	147	89
88	Finally, a snake crossing. Wish me luck!	1.5580	0.02961	586	340	167	79
89	Finally, a sign I understand	1.5531	0.03247	508	300	135	73
90	No Harold. We cannot try that!”	1.5527	0.03410	465	276	121	68
91	He's got my vote.	1.5526	0.03155	561	338	136	87
92	Isn't that your ex?	1.5524	0.03108	525	303	154	68
93	I'd kill for curves like that!	1.5516	0.03119	504	287	156	61
94	I originally auditioned for the yield sign.	1.5509	0.03108	501	284	158	59
95	He's got his 15 miles of fame.	1.5500	0.03420	500	309	107	84
96	They have these crossing signs for deer, too.	1.5492	0.03049	528	302	162	64
97	We finally got a crossing sign.	1.5491	0.03076	479	285	136	58
98	If there ever was a sign, this is it!	1.5484	0.03066	516	294	161	61
99	Yeah, she’s cute but you’re my babe.	1.5479	0.03361	449	261	130	58
100	For the last time, that is not mom	1.5462	0.03213	498	292	140	66
101	I told you she was gorgeous look at those curves.	1.5455	0.03243	440	247	146	47
102	Curly was Mom's favorite. She always said he'd be famous.	1.5449	0.03072	512	293	159	60
103	Looks like our kind of town.	1.5442	0.03378	441	257	128	56
104	At last, we have representation.	1.5439	0.03135	467	262	156	49
105	I think it’s a sign	1.5430	0.03325	453	264	132	57
106	See, it is clearly a snake crossing sign, let's go!	1.5428	0.03106	479	286	135	58
107	I haven't moved like that since high school.	1.5416	0.03279	445	255	139	51
108	R.I.P. Carl!	1.5416	0.03434	421	245	124	52
109	This is where we cross.	1.5403	0.03130	459	257	156	46
110	No one has ever made it.	1.5397	0.03294	428	243	139	46
111	Finally, a crosswalk.	1.5391	0.03374	460	275	122	63
112	A snake crossing, those humans think of everything!	1.5386	0.03428	453	273	116	64
113	I had that poster in my room when I was a teenager.	1.5385	0.03435	429	253	121	55
114	Stop Drooling.	1.5372	0.03206	484	284	140	60
115	I've been down this road before.	1.5360	0.03195	431	241	149	41
116	I just adopted this highway	1.5359	0.03394	459	277	118	64
117	I wonder if she's dating?	1.5355	0.03191	465	268	145	52
118	Nobody knows why he was crossing the road.	1.5348	0.03342	417	249	117	51
119	We finally get equal time with deer crossing signs.	1.5324	0.03193	447	273	120	54
120	Now drivers will look out for us.	1.5322	0.03365	419	243	129	47
121	Deer, bears and buffaloes get their own signs, so I made some calls.	1.5312	0.03281	480	289	127	64
122	Another unachievable body standard.	1.5296	0.03720	389	239	94	56
123	Personally, I don't need to be told how to slither.	1.5277	0.03398	415	246	120	49
124	Don't be fooled. Remember how it turned out for the deer.	1.5260	0.03266	462	275	131	56
125	This looks like a a safe place to cross	1.5259	0.03483	386	227	116	43
126	Never mind the hot pin-up. Keep your eyes on the road.	1.5258	0.03728	388	240	92	56
127	I'm still getting royalties from this gig.	1.5251	0.03569	398	240	107	51
128	Well, it's about time. I'm sick and tired of deer getting all the love.	1.5202	0.03511	396	237	112	47
129	I remember when you used to look at me like that.	1.5190	0.03577	422	264	97	61
130	Actually, I cross wherever I want.	1.5187	0.03380	374	213	128	33
131	Do we know him?	1.5175	0.03178	371	220	122	29
132	I know you won't believe this, but I used to date her.	1.5162	0.03655	370	224	101	45
133	No, it looks more like you.	1.5162	0.03134	432	259	129	44
134	Whaddya think? My first modeling job!	1.5157	0.03252	415	240	136	39
135	That's me in 2019.	1.5137	0.03604	329	194	104	31
136	I haven't made a move like that since I was a teenager.	1.5121	0.03483	414	254	108	52
137	I used to have tight curves like that.	1.5116	0.03503	389	234	111	44
138	I used to model.	1.5115	0.03569	393	241	103	49
139	I was much younger when I posed for that."	1.5101	0.03787	345	211	92	42
140	It's not like we can move any other way.	1.5094	0.03952	318	195	84	39
141	Dated her in high school!	1.5084	0.03705	358	222	92	44
142	I'd follow those curves anywhere.	1.5081	0.03581	372	225	105	42
143	I knew her when she was straight.	1.5078	0.04504	258	162	61	35
144	We never had our own trails in the jungle.	1.5076	0.03687	394	250	88	56
145	She does yoga.	1.5071	0.03489	353	221	93	39
146	Another case of art imitating life.	1.5070	0.03713	357	219	95	43
147	My cousin Fred learned the hard way that's not actually a "Snake Crossing" sign.	1.5068	0.03911	365	236	73	56
148	Impossible body standards.	1.5057	0.03640	348	211	99	38
149	I think she’s a little out of your league.	1.5056	0.03742	356	220	92	44
150	In your dreams, Melvin.	1.5052	0.03585	384	242	94	48
151	It's mom.	1.5046	0.03832	323	196	91	36
152	It's a sign from the gods.	1.5033	0.03623	306	175	108	23
153	I never knew you were a model!	1.5029	0.03690	346	210	98	38
154	Finally, a safe stretch of highway.	1.5015	0.03615	331	197	103	31
155	Finally, One we understand	1.4985	0.03603	339	204	102	33
156	That’s a good sign.	1.4985	0.03715	337	205	96	36
157	Relative of yours?	1.4985	0.03643	337	202	102	33
158	These body standards get more unrealistic everyday	1.4984	0.03760	321	196	91	34
159	Oh no! Are pointy heads cool again?	1.4984	0.03669	321	190	102	29
160	All I'm saying is that I think we give the media too much power over our body image.	1.4968	0.03790	316	191	93	32
161	I told you I’m famous around here.	1.4968	0.03771	312	187	95	30
162	We are influencers	1.4946	0.03569	368	226	102	40
163	It's a completely unrealistic body standard	1.4942	0.03857	342	217	81	44
164	Don't! It doesn't mean what you think it means.	1.4937	0.03833	320	199	85	36
165	Stop checking out her curves.	1.4929	0.04089	282	174	77	31
166	Maybe we should ask the chicken for advice?	1.4913	0.04126	287	180	73	34
167	Why do they always put a hat on him?	1.4913	0.03945	287	174	85	28
168	It's a sign, Carl.	1.4910	0.04206	277	174	70	33
169	Our grandfather designed this road.	1.4895	0.03612	333	213	84	36
170	This is our Adopt-a-Highway stretch.	1.4889	0.04255	270	170	68	32
171	I hate how they always make our heads look pointy.	1.4887	0.03672	354	221	93	40
172	I gotta admit, I'm strangely aroused.	1.4881	0.04014	295	184	78	33
173	It's nice of them to put up a memorial marker for Clive.	1.4881	0.03817	336	212	84	40
174	Didn't you used to date him?	1.4866	0.03633	335	204	99	32
175	It means road safe for snakes.	1.4847	0.03837	295	179	89	27
176	We believe it to be a sign from god to go back to Ireland.	1.4845	0.03483	322	208	80	34
177	I see her everywhere I look.	1.4842	0.03869	285	182	74	29
178	I dunno, Slinky. Feels like a setup.	1.4839	0.04057	279	173	77	29
179	This is my favorite picture of our mom.	1.4830	0.03846	294	179	88	27
180	Why is there a picture of dad up there?	1.4813	0.04076	268	165	77	26
181	Our kind of road.	1.4811	0.03527	318	188	107	23
182	Told you I saw a "snake crossing" sign!	1.4804	0.04339	281	185	57	39
183	It's a very flattering likeness, Charlene.	1.4800	0.04361	250	158	64	28
184	Enough with the deer, it's about time we saw ourselves represented	1.4800	0.04074	300	193	70	37
185	I’m so sick of unrealistic beauty standards.	1.4797	0.03497	369	237	92	40
186	See? Just what I said: straight ahead.	1.4791	0.04018	311	201	71	39
187	Isn't it nice they're putting pictures on these memorial highway signs now?	1.4776	0.04277	268	172	64	32
188	Oh look, they named the Highway after us!	1.4776	0.03982	312	201	73	38
189	Look at the curves on that one.	1.4763	0.03523	380	241	97	42
190	Obviously, snake-crossing!	1.4755	0.03595	286	185	75	26
191	Life imitates art.	1.4754	0.04035	284	179	75	30
192	I'm telling you, it's a sign.	1.4752	0.04428	242	154	61	27
193	He loves that stupid hat.	1.4747	0.03892	316	202	78	36
194	They never get my nose right	1.4744	0.04060	293	188	71	34
195	Seems straighforward...	1.4740	0.04073	289	185	71	33
196	Yes it's racist, but it started with Genesis so little chance of changing it now.	1.4740	0.03861	289	178	85	26
197	This must be the spot	1.4739	0.03973	287	180	78	29
198	I think that means straight ahead	1.4737	0.04085	285	182	71	32
199	I told you we're famous.	1.4735	0.03688	283	178	81	24
200	And yet they still run over us!	1.4730	0.04282	241	150	68	23
201	Stop staring at her curves!	1.4730	0.03735	296	180	92	24
202	Deer Crossing,Pedestrian Crossing,and now one for us!	1.4721	0.04328	269	176	59	34
203	How long has she been missing?	1.4715	0.04130	263	165	72	26
204	That’s us. Turn right.	1.4708	0.04076	274	173	73	28
205	Mom said it’s safe to cross here. I haven’t seen her since.	1.4708	0.04173	274	176	67	31
206	No idea - I can't read	1.4703	0.04368	236	153	57	26
207	You, first.	1.4701	0.04202	234	143	72	19
208	I don’t care why the chicken did it. We’re doing this for us.	1.4684	0.04130	269	171	70	28
209	Finally, they built a road just for us.	1.4682	0.04015	267	166	77	24
210	Is that what I look like from behind?	1.4681	0.03862	282	174	84	24
211	Please, Dear, not another conversation about art imitating life!”	1.4676	0.04032	278	181	66	31
212	It's like that jumping deer sign, but for us.	1.4659	0.04187	264	169	67	28
213	Look -- a shortcut!	1.4658	0.04288	234	146	67	21
214	How nice that your father has been memorialized in the very spot where he died.	1.4652	0.03838	316	203	79	34
215	It means we have the right-of-way.	1.4647	0.04163	269	173	67	29
216	Don't you hate being objectified that way?	1.4640	0.04251	278	184	59	35
217	If you've got it flaunt it..	1.4622	0.04232	251	160	66	25
218	This would look great in the den.	1.4609	0.04205	230	142	70	18
219	Our father posed for that picture.	1.4598	0.03855	261	172	65	24
220	I know obscenity when I see it.	1.4597	0.04713	211	137	51	23
221	Photoshopped. No real snake has curves like that.	1.4592	0.04159	294	197	59	38
222	Tell me that doesn't look like Sheila.	1.4586	0.04161	266	172	66	28
223	I really hate the way they reinforce the idealized body type.	1.4583	0.04138	288	191	62	35
224	I think this where we cross!	1.4580	0.04207	262	170	64	28
225	That has a cramp written all over it	1.4576	0.04130	236	146	72	18
226	Finally a welcoming road.	1.4576	0.03996	236	143	78	15
227	Looks like a highway to heaven if you ask me.	1.4575	0.04501	212	134	59	19
228	Reminds me of the time I ate a cursor.	1.4574	0.04255	258	168	62	28
229	I know, right? I could draw a better snake with both hands tied behind my back.. well you know what I mean..	1.4570	0.04202	221	143	58	20
230	Another depiction of unrealistic body expectations.	1.4568	0.04211	243	154	67	22
231	He has his portrait everywhere.	1.4564	0.04070	241	160	61	20
232	I bet she's Photoshopped.	1.4549	0.04588	233	155	50	28
233	They've put your selfie up!	1.4549	0.04432	255	171	52	32
234	It does look like your ex. Wasn't she a viper?	1.4538	0.04147	238	149	70	19
235	Yeah, I did some modeling back in the day	1.4534	0.04317	247	161	60	26
236	Male snake just around the corner.	1.4533	0.04708	214	141	49	24
237	See? I told you she was beautiful!	1.4526	0.04351	232	149	61	22
238	Well, this is my street.	1.4524	0.04024	252	158	74	20
239	They forgot the Xing.	1.4522	0.04335	230	147	62	21
240	Is that one of your relatives?	1.4521	0.03813	261	160	84	17
241	Is it me, or is that sign kinda sexy?	1.4521	0.04005	292	192	68	32
242	No one really looks like that, she’s definitely been airbrushed.	1.4512	0.04290	246	163	57	26
243	Are you sure the chicken made it?	1.4494	0.04276	247	161	61	25
244	This is what happens to you when you don't look both ways	1.4486	0.04515	214	138	56	20
245	It's nice that they put up a gravemarker for mom.	1.4480	0.04387	250	167	54	29
246	Such a stereotype…	1.4477	0.04002	239	148	75	16
247	I don’t know if it is art, but I like it.	1.4470	0.04324	217	137	63	17
248	You gotta admit, she's pretty sexy.	1.4464	0.04134	224	139	70	15
249	It was my first real modeling job.	1.4462	0.04225	251	164	62	25
250	Careful, cobra ahead.	1.4458	0.04011	240	152	70	18
251	We can't let the kids see that.	1.4458	0.04250	249	163	61	25
252	I don't care if she's a highway. I love her.	1.4444	0.04108	279	186	62	31
253	Better than nothing, but I’d still prefer an overpass.	1.4444	0.04120	225	140	70	15
254	I adopted this portion of the highway.	1.4440	0.03977	241	150	75	16
255	Don't fall for it, go straight and fast my friend!	1.4439	0.04562	223	148	51	24
256	He hasn't moved in three hours. Either he's hibernating or it's a trick.	1.4433	0.04106	282	189	61	32
257	Looks a lot like your Uncle Charlie.	1.4427	0.03228	253	174	62	17
258	You can tell it's poisonous by the wedge-shaped head.	1.4421	0.04454	242	163	51	28
259	I don’t care what it is. I’m in love.	1.4421	0.04417	233	154	55	24
260	I actually dated her once, but it didn't go anywhere.	1.4412	0.04308	238	156	59	23
261	That's what it looks like when you get run over.	1.4408	0.04406	211	135	59	17
262	Well, they said we’d know it when we saw it.	1.4408	0.04276	211	135	60	16
263	I like it, but is it art?	1.4406	0.04755	202	134	47	21
264	I heard she was once a centrefold in “Playsnake”!	1.4404	0.04545	218	144	52	22
265	Finally!!! A snake crossing. I guess all of my letters DID make a difference!	1.4396	0.04867	207	141	41	25
266	I’m still collecting royalties for that one.	1.4394	0.03784	289	186	79	24
267	It says "Walk This Way"	1.4390	0.04703	205	136	48	21
268	I’m feeling objectified.	1.4387	0.04339	212	137	58	17
269	At least your father left a sign.	1.4378	0.04648	185	118	53	14
270	Oh to be young again!	1.4378	0.04418	201	135	48	18
271	Says Mom went that way	1.4375	0.03933	256	168	68	20
272	This stretch of road is dedicated to your grandfather.	1.4372	0.04384	247	167	52	28
273	It’s a sign from above.	1.4368	0.04623	190	124	50	16
274	Ignore it. I know a short cut.	1.4366	0.04113	213	132	69	12
275	I told you, it’s just like a deer crossing.	1.4366	0.04167	213	138	60	15
276	That was me Saturday night on the dancefloor!	1.4363	0.04125	259	171	63	25
277	It’s clearly a toupee.	1.4362	0.04953	188	126	42	20
278	They never paint us with eyes.	1.4359	0.04711	195	130	46	19
279	This was my first modeling job	1.4352	0.03994	216	142	58	16
280	Do you think it's to scale?	1.4333	0.04467	210	137	55	18
281	Snake crossing, finally!	1.4328	0.03845	268	175	73	20
282	It means “straight ahead” to me.	1.4324	0.04644	185	119	52	14
283	It’s obviously a sign’	1.4323	0.04985	192	131	39	22
284	Well, I think it's in poor taste.	1.4318	0.04416	220	147	52	21
285	I really need to start going to yoga again.	1.4317	0.04867	183	121	45	17
286	Reminds me of your father before he followed that chicken.	1.4314	0.04663	204	136	48	20
287	I could look at her curves all day long.	1.4313	0.04189	211	133	65	13
288	Ya know, I’d like to go straight for once in my life.	1.4306	0.04663	216	147	45	24
289	See, hon, if you worked out more you could look like that.	1.4305	0.04280	223	145	60	18
290	See? My way IS the highway!	1.4301	0.05071	193	134	35	24
291	I used to date the model who posed for that.	1.4297	0.04084	249	163	65	21
292	Of course, Grandpa's head wasn't flat like that until he tried to cross.	1.4294	0.05173	177	121	36	20
293	See, we are represented.	1.4293	0.04593	205	136	50	19
294	My head doesn't look like that, right...?	1.4292	0.04033	219	137	70	12
295	Unrealistic body standards.	1.4292	0.04014	233	158	55	20
296	You mean,they expect us to cross the road HERE!?	1.4286	0.04173	210	139	55	16
297	I say we stay here, wait for a chicken.	1.4279	0.04633	229	159	42	28
298	She’s gorgeous, what’s her name?	1.4279	0.04604	201	133	50	18
299	That’s one of my favorite yoga poses.	1.4274	0.04219	241	160	59	22
300	Look! A special trail for snakes.	1.4274	0.04380	241	164	51	26
301	Looks like going straight is not an option.	1.4272	0.04575	206	137	50	19
302	We're in luck, a 'Snake Crossing'.	1.4267	0.05296	150	101	35	14
303	Nice that they name the street after us.	1.4265	0.04497	211	140	52	19
304	Remember when we were young and curvy like that.	1.4265	0.04447	204	133	55	16
305	We do that in Pilates.	1.4263	0.04850	190	128	43	19
306	Face it Arlene. In advertising….sex sells.	1.4262	0.04924	183	123	42	18
307	I honestly think it's a good likeness"	1.4262	0.03661	237	152	73	12
308	Is that mother?	1.4260	0.03957	277	189	60	28
309	They used my likeness without permission	1.4258	0.04476	209	138	53	18
310	What? That snake is running for office again?	1.4256	0.04814	195	132	43	20
311	I went out with the model for that.	1.4253	0.04771	174	113	48	13
312	I feel like I have been down this road before.	1.4253	0.04976	174	116	42	16
313	I used to be a model, you know.	1.4252	0.04351	214	142	54	18
314	Be careful, it's slithery when wet.	1.4251	0.04262	247	167	55	25
315	I think we’re headed in the right direction.	1.4250	0.03656	240	147	84	9
316	And you thought we were lost.	1.4249	0.04191	233	153	61	19
317	They finally named a road for us.	1.4248	0.04189	226	147	62	17
318	I think it looks like your mother.	1.4247	0.05211	186	131	31	24
319	That's one of me in Pilates class.	1.4245	0.04430	212	140	54	18
320	But then he referred me to this great chiropracter!	1.4244	0.04692	205	139	45	21
321	It's a straight shot.	1.4242	0.04539	198	130	52	16
322	A chicken friend told me it's not worth the effort.	1.4231	0.04689	182	119	49	14
323	Oh, great. Now that the word's out, everybody's going to be crawling here from all over.	1.4225	0.04705	213	147	42	24
324	They finally got around to putting up a memorial to S-s-s-steve.	1.4223	0.04674	206	142	42	22
325	Posing for the straight stretch sign was actually much harder.	1.4217	0.05215	166	113	36	17
326	It doesn't quite capture your face.	1.4214	0.04918	159	103	45	11
327	She has curves in all the right places.	1.4213	0.04369	216	143	55	18
328	I still think we’re lost.	1.4211	0.04488	190	125	51	14
329	And this is grandpa.	1.4208	0.04347	221	147	55	19
330	I think it says "walk this way"	1.4208	0.04688	202	137	45	20
331	I think it means one at a time. You go first!	1.4208	0.04528	202	134	51	17
332	There’s one for deer a little further on.	1.4202	0.04124	188	116	65	7
333	We're on the right track.	1.4201	0.03973	219	140	67	12
334	See, I told you there was an actual 'snake crossing' here.	1.4200	0.04721	200	136	44	20
335	Finally a road we can follow!	1.4199	0.04167	231	154	58	19
336	My head looks a little big, but otherwise they nailed it.	1.4196	0.04258	224	148	58	18
337	Clearly Photoshopped.	1.4184	0.04112	239	158	62	19
338	Just because he's got a point on top of his head, doesn't mean he's sharp.	1.4179	0.04649	201	136	46	19
339	In so many ways it reminds me of my ex-husband	1.4175	0.04599	194	129	49	16
340	Looks like you after a couple beers wearing a lampshade.	1.4175	0.04720	206	142	42	22
341	That's what happens when you don't look both ways.	1.4171	0.04745	175	115	47	13
342	Looks like we've got a little wiggle room.	1.4162	0.04661	197	133	46	18
343	Looks like we just go straight.	1.4162	0.04996	185	128	37	20
344	Everything reminds me of her.	1.4162	0.04711	173	113	48	12
345	It reminds me of my colonoscopy.	1.4160	0.04293	250	173	50	27
346	A famous girl like her would never go for guys like us.	1.4159	0.04343	214	142	55	17
347	We should adopt this highway.	1.4158	0.04227	190	120	61	9
348	It's about time we had a snake xing sign.	1.4157	0.04951	178	121	40	17
349	This is the sign we've been waiting for.	1.4157	0.04994	166	111	41	14
350	I think he's handsome.	1.4152	0.04207	224	148	59	17
351	I’m all for public art, but this is appropriation.	1.4151	0.04422	212	142	52	18
352	That’s hot.	1.4146	0.05036	164	113	36	15
353	Barb told me you put out a personal ad but this is a bit much don’t you think?	1.4144	0.04374	222	150	52	20
354	That's where mom went to heaven.	1.4144	0.04891	181	123	41	17
355	Face it buddy, she's out of your league.	1.4140	0.04327	215	143	55	17
356	I don’t get it. Do you?	1.4138	0.04506	203	136	50	17
357	They are finally giving us the recognition we deserve.	1.4138	0.04451	203	135	52	16
358	They got the tail all wrong.	1.4134	0.05055	179	124	36	19
359	The billboards are getting awfully steamy these days.	1.4131	0.03983	213	140	61	12
360	I think they're baiting us.	1.4129	0.04311	201	131	57	13
361	There must be a fork ahead.	1.4116	0.03801	311	215	64	32
362	You should see her in person!	1.4115	0.04665	209	145	42	22
363	You know, I feel seen.	1.4112	0.04543	197	132	49	16
364	I really love this stretch of road.	1.4104	0.04175	173	107	61	5
365	See, "Snake Crossing". What else could it mean?	1.4103	0.04855	195	136	38	21
366	I tell you Ralph, it's a sign!	1.4101	0.04682	178	120	44	14
367	IT TAKES YEARS YO LEARN THAT MOVE.	1.4098	0.04680	205	142	42	21
368	How did they know we were here?	1.4095	0.04237	210	138	58	14
369	Let's take a road less traveled.	1.4091	0.04920	176	120	40	16
370	About time they put up a snake crossing sign.	1.4089	0.04555	203	138	47	18
371	You wouldn’t believe how long I had to sit for this artist.	1.4080	0.04391	174	111	55	8
372	Things are changing, my friend. It used to be a deer crossing.	1.4080	0.03913	201	133	58	10
373	It's nice, I guess, but a marker where Sylvia died seems just a little macabre.	1.4080	0.04693	201	139	42	20
374	Yes I do know her!	1.4074	0.04793	189	132	38	19
375	Just when I was trying to go straight.	1.4074	0.04793	189	130	41	18
376	I recognized this as your work instantly.	1.4068	0.04341	177	113	56	8
377	I don't get it. The sign says head straight into the sky.	1.4064	0.04647	187	126	46	15
378	Finally, government money at work for US!	1.4064	0.04314	219	148	53	18
379	Slithery when wet.	1.4057	0.05002	175	123	34	18
380	Don't you think U-turns are more flattering?	1.4056	0.04901	180	124	39	17
381	It's a sign, I tell you. It's a sign!	1.4054	0.04866	185	128	39	18
382	Nothing's new; we've been giving them directions since Adam and Eve.	1.4054	0.04926	185	129	37	19
383	Evan has been so smug ever since he got that road sign modeling contract.”	1.4051	0.04904	195	138	35	22
384	I’d say it’s our kind of sign.	1.4051	0.04452	195	130	51	14
385	You didn't tell me you have your own road	1.4050	0.04707	200	139	41	20
386	Not with my back.	1.4048	0.04940	168	114	40	14
387	I’ve been seeing these hat billboards everywhere.	1.4048	0.05083	168	116	36	16
388	I´m not sure who he is but the dude´s everywhere!	1.4046	0.04976	173	119	38	16
389	wanna have some fun? let's climb up and hang straight.	1.4043	0.05151	188	136	28	24
390	Here’s where we cross.	1.4038	0.04346	213	144	52	17
391	They say pornography is difficult to define, but you know it when you see it	1.4035	0.05085	171	119	35	17
392	I'm still earning royalties.	1.4035	0.04878	171	116	41	14
393	I'd rather be a snake in the grass.	1.4033	0.04621	181	121	47	13
394	Cultural appropriation is what it is.	1.4021	0.04583	194	132	46	16
395	How progressive, roadside yoga poses	1.4021	0.04524	194	131	48	15
396	Those things are never drawn to scale.	1.4012	0.04989	162	110	39	13
397	How come Alan gets his own sign?	1.4011	0.04956	177	123	37	17
398	It looks like it’s straight ahead for us.	1.4010	0.04722	202	142	39	21
399	It's our family coat of arms.	1.4010	0.04536	207	143	45	19
400	Looks pretty straightforward to me.	1.4000	0.05109	160	110	36	14
401	HEY BABY!	1.4000	0.04848	165	111	42	12
402	My dad designed this freeway.	1.4000	0.04996	175	122	36	17
403	Yes, this is where cousin Eddie was hit. But its nice that they put up a memorial.	1.3991	0.04384	233	164	45	24
404	This is the memorial where your Uncle Harry died.	1.3989	0.04496	188	126	49	13
405	I think it’s a memorial marker for Dad.	1.3989	0.04669	178	120	45	13
406	Your grandma posed for that sign!	1.3988	0.05040	163	112	37	14
407	That looks pretty easy.	1.3981	0.04144	216	144	58	14
408	Well of course, its the best form of flattery !..	1.3980	0.04465	201	137	48	16
409	So nice of them to put up a memorial for Uncle Sal.”	1.3979	0.04804	191	134	38	19
410	When Uncle Joe got run over, they put him on a sign as a warning to the rest of us.	1.3978	0.04464	186	124	50	12
411	Told you so — the family reunion is thataway.	1.3978	0.04935	181	127	36	18
412	Relatives ahead.	1.3973	0.05002	146	97	40	9
413	It appears they knew we were coming.	1.3971	0.04251	204	136	55	13
414	I have learned never to take these signs literally.	1.3967	0.04689	184	126	43	15
415	They say this is the path to the White House in 2024.	1.3963	0.04786	164	110	43	11
416	Yes, this is the road they named after you!	1.3963	0.03750	217	151	52	14
417	It's a lovely way to honor Bob's passing	1.3958	0.04726	192	134	40	18
418	The mother road.	1.3956	0.04659	182	124	44	14
419	It looks a lot like my first wife.	1.3953	0.04457	215	150	45	20
420	Oh good,serpentine friendly.	1.3950	0.04588	200	139	43	18
421	It’s nice being remembered.	1.3939	0.04442	165	107	51	7
422	These gender neutral signs are so confusing.	1.3939	0.04763	165	111	43	11
423	We need the deer's publicist.	1.3938	0.04349	193	129	52	12
424	How does it feel to have a highway named after you?	1.3938	0.05101	160	111	35	14
425	This is from one of my earlier shoots.	1.3936	0.04296	188	124	54	10
426	It must be a sign.	1.3933	0.05172	150	103	35	12
427	She can’t fool me. It’s Emily. That girl has no shame.	1.3933	0.04862	178	124	38	16
428	I don’t know what it means, but it’s a better sign than that ‘Don’t tread on me’ business.	1.3929	0.04926	168	119	35	14
429	This isn't a safe road. These headstones are everywhere.	1.3929	0.04926	168	116	38	14
430	The sign summons us here, but for what purpose?	1.3927	0.04740	191	134	39	18
431	Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.	1.3926	0.04879	163	111	40	12
432	I see it as a rudimentary attempt at communication and a possible sign that the species is more intelligent than we thought.	1.3925	0.04832	186	131	37	18
433	And I was just starting to unwind ....	1.3924	0.04737	158	105	44	9
434	This is a great place to pick up chicks.	1.3920	0.04766	176	121	41	14
435	We stand on the shoulders of giants, my friend.	1.3918	0.04418	171	115	47	9
436	Deer fall for the same ruse.	1.3913	0.05485	138	96	30	12
437	It's a cult.	1.3911	0.04774	179	124	40	15
438	That was the last known photo of him.	1.3911	0.04904	179	126	36	17
439	Reminds me of my ex.	1.3908	0.04480	174	123	38	13
440	Beautiful...it's a straight shot!	1.3908	0.04733	174	119	42	13
441	The deer's is much more flattering	1.3908	0.04871	174	121	38	15
442	Advertisers know sex sells.	1.3908	0.04590	174	117	46	11
443	We can cross safely at this snake crossing.	1.3907	0.04696	151	104	39	8
444	Ziggy said she was doing some modeling …	1.3905	0.04681	169	114	44	11
445	They got the body right, but the head and tail are all wrong.	1.3905	0.04830	169	116	40	13
446	This one really speaks to me.	1.3898	0.04606	177	120	45	12
447	I think I'll choose the road less slithered.	1.3896	0.04988	154	105	38	11
448	Does that make me look fat?	1.3892	0.04469	185	125	48	12
449	What an honor to have a highway named after our family.	1.3892	0.04534	185	126	46	13
450	We’re good to go. There’s no posted speed limit!	1.3886	0.04916	175	123	36	16
451	I told you this was the right route.	1.3886	0.04569	175	118	46	11
452	I wouldn't mind meeting her in the tall grass.	1.3882	0.05031	152	104	37	11
453	I TOLD you this is the way	1.3879	0.04433	165	108	50	7
454	I didn't know you were a model.	1.3876	0.04279	209	143	51	15
455	Have you ever tried swallowing a Dorito?	1.3873	0.05022	173	123	33	17
456	It looks like my mother but she didn’t wear ahat like that.	1.3873	0.04817	173	120	39	14
457	Yet another attempt to sell us an unrealistic body image.	1.3869	0.05061	168	119	33	16
458	Yes, we lost a few good ones before we deciphered this sign.	1.3865	0.05024	163	114	35	14
459	I'm telling you, we oughta get residuals	1.3861	0.04728	158	106	43	9
460	We knew she'd make it big. She was special right from the start.	1.3860	0.04784	171	118	40	13
461	You know, it's nice to finally get some representation.	1.3851	0.04668	161	108	44	9
462	Yeah, we're road models Sid.	1.3846	0.04645	182	126	42	14
463	It's about time they put up a Snake Crossing sign here.	1.3846	0.05150	143	98	35	10
464	It’s about time we got the same consideration as the deer have enjoyed!	1.3846	0.05429	143	101	29	13
465	Susan's posting selfies again	1.3846	0.04965	169	119	35	15
466	I still have that silly cone they made me wear.	1.3846	0.04894	169	118	37	14
467	In high school, I could not imagine she would be a model.	1.3834	0.04457	193	133	46	14
468	How objectifying.	1.3832	0.04860	167	116	38	13
469	Must be a new species.	1.3829	0.04415	175	117	49	9
470	Your grandfather was the model for those, but being Black, he got no royalties.	1.3824	0.04576	170	123	33	14
471	Can't we just go straight for once.	1.3819	0.04420	199	138	46	15
472	Dad always told us he wanted to live forever!	1.3818	0.04823	165	116	36	13
473	He was a good snake and I miss him everyday.	1.3813	0.05160	160	114	31	15
474	I signed up for the "Adopt a highway" program.	1.3810	0.04909	168	118	36	14
475	I'm not sure what it is, but it gives me the creeps.	1.3806	0.05484	134	94	29	11
476	Do you think she’s seeing anyone?	1.3804	0.04783	163	112	40	11
477	This is where we are suppose to cross the road.	1.3804	0.04622	163	113	40	10
478	Believe me, they never look like their profile pictures	1.3804	0.04939	163	114	36	13
479	I’d follow her anywhere.	1.3801	0.04554	171	116	45	10
480	Yes, there are similarities. But on the other hand, we don't have shoulders.	1.3801	0.04401	171	119	41	11
481	Well that shouldn’t be too difficult to navigate.	1.3801	0.04399	221	158	42	21
482	I like how you captured my curves in this painting.	1.3799	0.04488	179	122	46	11
483	Looks like a straight shot from here.	1.3797	0.04737	187	133	37	17
484	See, I told ya John lived up that mountain. That's his picture right there.	1.3795	0.04949	166	119	32	15
485	I did some modeling work back in college.	1.3793	0.05092	145	100	35	10
486	It’s like Tinder for snakes.	1.3791	0.04830	182	130	35	17
487	They're never as sexy as the posters make them out to be	1.3789	0.04500	190	132	44	14
488	Uncle Albert. May he rest in peace.	1.3787	0.05028	169	121	32	16
489	Apparently we’re supposed to wear some sort of hat.	1.3786	0.05216	140	97	33	10
490	You'd think that after thousands of years, these humans would tire of making petroglyphs of us.	1.3785	0.04728	177	124	39	14
491	It's my way and the highway.	1.3780	0.05115	127	85	36	6
492	It's in memory of my brother who was killed here.	1.3775	0.04949	151	104	37	10
493	Now they want to tell us how to slither? That's it- I'm protesting. Where can I get one of those flags about treading on us or whatever?	1.3774	0.05022	159	112	34	13
494	I think it says we can cross just ahead.	1.3774	0.05022	159	112	34	13
495	Not one of us.	1.3770	0.04662	191	136	38	17
496	I honestly think it looks more like you!	1.3770	0.04720	191	137	36	18
497	I used to date her before she became famous.	1.3768	0.04454	207	147	42	18
498	It makes me feel recognized and validated.	1.3766	0.05053	154	108	34	12
499	Frankly, it doesn't do you justice.	1.3766	0.04705	154	104	42	8
500	Yeah, I posed for that one last year. Of course I was a bit slimmer then!	1.3765	0.04717	162	111	41	10
501	I feel right at home here!	1.3765	0.04716	170	118	40	12
502	I remember posing for that portrait.	1.3765	0.04642	170	117	42	11
503	A sweet memorial. But I miss him.	1.3759	0.05401	133	93	30	10
504	If we're ever gonna adopt a highway, it's this one.	1.3758	0.05170	149	105	32	12
505	It means we can use the road!	1.3758	0.04890	165	116	36	13
506	Easy,peasy. We can do this!	1.3750	0.04311	176	118	50	8
507	I wish they’d show a realistic body in these things for once.	1.3750	0.04848	184	133	33	18
508	Yeah I knew him, he was voted most likely to succeed in High School.	1.3750	0.04742	176	124	38	14
509	I'd like to meet her. She's the centerfold of the month.	1.3750	0.04969	184	135	29	20
510	Inclusive.... finally	1.3750	0.05013	144	99	36	9
511	What a great tribute to our late friend.	1.3743	0.05181	171	126	26	19
512	I could do that before I was three months old.	1.3741	0.05133	139	96	34	9
513	Maybe you misread her signs.	1.3736	0.03919	182	131	40	11
514	You should never be ashamed of being straight.	1.3734	0.05273	158	115	27	16
515	She was my first love.	1.3733	0.04965	150	104	36	10
516	That's what happened to the last guy who tried to cross the road.	1.3732	0.05156	142	99	33	10
517	I always knew he'd be famous one day.	1.3731	0.05262	134	93	32	9
518	I didn't get any credit, but they said it's great exposure.	1.3727	0.05124	161	116	30	15
519	Best emoji ever!	1.3725	0.04984	153	107	35	11
520	Art imitating life.	1.3723	0.05181	137	95	33	9
521	You know, they clearly did not get the tail right, otherwise not too bad.	1.3721	0.04448	172	117	46	9
522	You never see one for female snakes.	1.3721	0.04885	172	123	34	15
523	We’ve been immortalized by Banksy.	1.3720	0.05092	164	121	26	17
524	This is the monument built to honor Grandpa Squiggles.	1.3718	0.04916	156	109	36	11
525	It feels like cultural appropriation.	1.3718	0.05242	156	113	28	15
526	I consider it pornographic	1.3718	0.04916	156	109	36	11
527	You'd get kinked up too if they cut off your tail.	1.3716	0.05188	148	105	31	12
528	Exhibitionist.	1.3714	0.05104	140	97	34	9
529	Must be arrowhead territory.	1.3714	0.04321	175	118	49	8
530	Apparently we go that way.	1.3713	0.04690	167	116	40	11
531	Triangular head. Must be venomous.	1.3712	0.05526	132	94	27	11
532	Yes, it is. I was a print model back in the day.	1.3709	0.05027	151	106	34	11
533	The heck with signs, I’ll slither any way I want.	1.3706	0.04853	170	121	35	14
534	That Miss December is a real beauty.	1.3701	0.04602	154	104	43	7
535	Whooaaa, finally, directions to the Mother Ship.	1.3699	0.04957	146	101	36	9
536	We don’t need a sign to tell us to slither with caution.	1.3696	0.04941	138	94	37	7
537	That's Uncle Joe. He was the inspiration for this road, and, in fact, many others.	1.3694	0.04973	157	111	34	12
538	Finally a little recognition.	1.3692	0.05253	130	90	32	8
539	I know he's cute, but we've been down this road before.	1.3688	0.05270	141	100	30	11
540	So...straight?	1.3687	0.04744	160	111	39	10
541	Looks like a nice straight shot.	1.3684	0.05387	133	94	29	10
542	It’s in honor of my grandpa who was run over here.	1.3684	0.04829	171	122	35	14
543	Quite a nice memorial to old Slippry	1.3684	0.04685	152	106	37	9
544	Ain't she a beauty!	1.3684	0.03435	228	163	54	11
545	I don't know who it's a picture of but he's got the moves.	1.3681	0.05375	144	104	27	13
546	This road was laid down by our ancestors	1.3678	0.04482	174	120	44	10
547	I once dated someone who could do that.	1.3677	0.05180	155	112	29	14
548	It's time they celebrated straight snakes don't you think?	1.3677	0.04669	155	108	38	9
549	A two turn slither with a pointed tail. I think I'm in love.	1.3675	0.04585	166	117	38	11
550	Kinky!	1.3669	0.05120	139	97	33	9
551	It's a sign.	1.3664	0.05653	131	95	24	12
552	They say it like it's a bad thing.	1.3660	0.05226	153	111	28	14
553	It’s everything I aspire to.	1.3659	0.05119	164	120	28	16
554	It’s a straight shot from here.	1.3657	0.05354	134	95	29	10
555	It means we can cross safely.	1.3657	0.05458	134	96	27	11
556	I am pretty sure she was photoshopped, nobody has curves like that	1.3655	0.04875	145	103	33	9
557	They used Simone for the model, her head was more pointed.	1.3655	0.04875	145	100	37	8
558	I think it’s a suggestion more than a law.	1.3654	0.04555	156	106	43	7
559	They used Uncle Frank as the model.	1.3649	0.04996	148	104	34	10
560	Thank goodness — a straight away.	1.3648	0.04921	159	113	34	12
561	I swear I never posed for this.	1.3647	0.04622	170	119	40	11
562	A warning that we are entering pointy-headed liberal territory.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
563	It's a memorial. Poor Sid loved playing chicken with trucks.	1.3642	0.05188	151	109	29	13
564	They made her butt look huge.	1.3642	0.04935	162	116	33	13
565	Too abstract for my taste !	1.3642	0.04530	162	111	43	8
566	Do they think we’re illiterate?	1.3636	0.05868	121	88	22	11
567	Spooky yes, but somehow oddly inspiring.	1.3636	0.04475	165	113	44	8
568	I’m glad it is direct.	1.3631	0.03474	168	122	39	7
569	It’s the memorial to my Uncle Bill who was road killed here.	1.3631	0.04381	168	117	42	9
570	I meant your zodiac sign	1.3629	0.05164	124	85	33	6
571	No one knows who put the obelisk here, or why.	1.3629	0.05649	124	89	25	10
572	Guess it’s all uphill from here.	1.3629	0.05412	124	87	29	8
573	This road is venomous.	1.3623	0.05239	138	98	30	10
574	Wow! Cousin Irving is famous.	1.3621	0.04509	174	127	34	13
575	Is that how everyone sees me?	1.3621	0.04243	174	118	49	7
576	The deer are confused.	1.3618	0.05326	152	112	25	15
577	My Mom was the model for that!	1.3617	0.05539	141	104	23	14
578	I think we found our road.	1.3616	0.04041	177	126	42	9
579	They named a road after us!	1.3614	0.04456	202	146	39	17
580	It’s just the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.	1.3611	0.04686	144	98	40	6
581	The last time I tried that, it took me two weeks to unwind.	1.3609	0.05156	133	93	32	8
582	This, my son, is ‘Sidewinder Pass’ named for your great-grandfather who took a little too long sunning himself on the road!	1.3608	0.04936	158	113	33	12
583	They never get our head right.	1.3605	0.04624	147	100	41	6
584	It lets us know it is safe to cross here.	1.3600	0.04451	175	122	43	10
585	We should be careful, the black snakes with the pointy heads are in the area.	1.3598	0.05109	164	121	27	16
586	Remember when he hissed, "You'll all be sorry when I'm famous!"	1.3597	0.05106	139	98	32	9
587	No doubt a totem of veneration for our kind.	1.3595	0.04961	153	109	33	11
588	I was the designer's muse.	1.3593	0.04821	167	120	34	13
589	My Grandad posed for that.	1.3590	0.04977	156	112	32	12
590	Oh for crying out loud Louise, nobody is body shaming you.	1.3590	0.04893	156	111	34	11
591	Forget it, she’s not your type.	1.3590	0.05060	156	113	30	13
592	We replaced the head with a triangle to make Snake Mountain gender neutral and more inclusive to all serpents.	1.3588	0.05205	131	94	28	9
593	Yes, I actually posed for that one.	1.3588	0.04974	131	92	32	7
594	This must be our route.	1.3586	0.05055	145	103	32	10
595	No wonder the chicken didn't make it!	1.3585	0.04828	159	113	35	11
596	The snail got the 405 in the Adopt a Highway lottery.	1.3585	0.04990	159	115	31	13
597	I'm glad we didn't meet at the fork in the road!	1.3584	0.04557	173	122	40	11
598	She's such a show-off	1.3580	0.04602	162	113	40	9
599	Pfft…definitely photoshopped.	1.3577	0.05457	137	100	25	12
600	They named this road after your Uncle Fred	1.3577	0.04363	137	103	25	9
601	Do you think it means " more snakes ahead'?	1.3576	0.04133	151	103	44	4
602	Nowadays they'll show pornography anywhere.	1.3571	0.05176	140	100	30	10
603	I knew you’d be famous someday.	1.3571	0.04669	154	107	39	8
604	I think she got scoliosis...	1.3571	0.05015	168	124	28	16
605	I agreed to pose only if they didn't use my face...	1.3571	0.05098	126	87	33	6
606	Careful, it's a trap!	1.3571	0.05459	126	90	27	9
607	I knew that Dad would leave us a sign.	1.3566	0.05472	143	106	23	14
608	If I tried that I would need to see a chiropractor for a spinal adjustment.	1.3566	0.04903	143	100	35	8
609	Why do the snakes on billboards always have such perfect curves?	1.3566	0.05195	143	103	29	11
610	I'll need some time to unwind when we get there.	1.3566	0.04772	129	87	38	4
611	Dad posed for that.	1.3565	0.05686	115	82	25	8
612	Now that's the kind of directions that are useful	1.3565	0.05550	115	81	27	7
613	Finally,some recognition!	1.3563	0.04819	174	127	32	15
614	Swipe right!!!	1.3562	0.04464	160	110	43	7
615	Happy to see that representation and inclusion are important.	1.3561	0.05392	132	95	27	10
616	Finally, one for us"	1.3559	0.04958	177	132	27	18
617	Wanna try it?	1.3559	0.05838	118	86	22	10
618	I’d take it as a sign.	1.3558	0.04661	163	115	38	10
619	He died for our skins	1.3557	0.04673	149	103	39	7
620	Should we really trust a warning sign from a guy wearing a pointy hat?	1.3556	0.05306	135	97	28	10
621	I guess we go that way.	1.3556	0.05201	135	96	30	9
622	This looks like the way to Grandmother's house.	1.3548	0.04553	155	107	41	7
623	I’m guessing ‘Banksy’.	1.3546	0.05433	141	104	24	13
624	See, I told you. We got our own crossing sign.	1.3546	0.05146	141	101	30	10
625	I should call her.	1.3546	0.05146	141	101	30	10
626	Why do they need a sign to tell them to go straight ahead?	1.3543	0.04940	127	87	35	5
627	Easy-peasy...you first.	1.3543	0.05537	127	92	25	10
628	Not exactly what I pictured when Jim bragged about his billboard...	1.3540	0.04859	161	116	33	12
629	Finally some respect.	1.3529	0.05796	119	87	22	10
630	We can do this. Be the road.	1.3529	0.04587	153	108	37	8
631	Nothing is ever straight forward.	1.3529	0.05672	136	102	20	14
632	Understatement!	1.3525	0.04664	139	95	39	5
633	Is that really grandma?	1.3525	0.05193	139	100	29	10
634	Easy enough for us.	1.3525	0.04882	139	97	35	7
635	Thank goodness for Pilates.	1.3522	0.04733	159	113	36	10
636	Deer cross back there. This one is us.	1.3521	0.04916	142	100	34	8
637	The one they put up for the deer is way more flattering.	1.3517	0.05041	145	104	31	10
638	It’s so sad. Did you bring the flowers?	1.3517	0.04541	145	99	41	5
639	And like us, it has no shoulders.	1.3516	0.04782	128	87	37	4
640	This is where all the sidewinders cross.	1.3516	0.05033	128	89	33	6
641	I dated her before she became famous.	1.3516	0.05033	128	89	33	6
642	Sure it's safe. That's a picture of my dad.	1.3515	0.04999	165	122	28	15
643	Looks like we're on the right road to the convention.	1.3514	0.05151	148	108	28	12
644	After you.	1.3511	0.05301	131	94	28	9
645	Looks like my brother when he got married.	1.3511	0.04714	131	89	38	4
646	Seems kind of sexy, don't it?	1.3509	0.05570	114	81	26	7
647	I say we follow the signs and go straight.	1.3507	0.05324	134	97	27	10
648	I don't know who she is but I love her.	1.3506	0.04655	154	108	38	8
649	This is where it is safe to cross.	1.3506	0.04746	154	109	36	9
650	Nice of them to make a road just for us.	1.3504	0.05735	117	85	23	9
651	I had this on my wall when I was a teenager.	1.3500	0.04959	140	99	33	8
652	Finally, a snake crossing sign.	1.3500	0.05452	140	104	23	13
653	It was about time they put in a crossing	1.3497	0.04888	143	101	34	8
654	Don't worry you've done pilates.	1.3497	0.05276	143	105	26	12
655	I miss mom.	1.3493	0.05287	146	108	25	13
656	Can we cross here?	1.3492	0.05079	126	88	32	6
657	Just go! It's more straight forward than you think	1.3490	0.04510	149	107	34	8
658	It's multilingual with a hint of abstract realism expounding directional ambiguity.	1.3488	0.05352	129	93	27	9
659	They missed the tail.	1.3488	0.04753	129	88	37	4
660	Do you think the way they did my curves looks slimming?	1.3487	0.04502	152	105	41	6
661	That’s uncle Bob. He forgot to look both ways before crossing.	1.3486	0.05884	109	79	22	8
662	Looks like a snake or lawyer crossing	1.3486	0.04716	175	128	33	14
663	It's not even a good likeness.	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
664	Simple, yet evocative.	1.3482	0.05631	112	80	25	7
665	Actually, it's a pretty good likeness!	1.3481	0.04740	135	93	37	5
666	Wow, Louise...your modeling career is really gonna take off now!	1.3481	0.04483	158	110	41	7
667	It's cultural appropriation, if you ask me.	1.3478	0.05929	115	85	20	10
668	Well, I know it when I see it.	1.3478	0.05310	138	101	26	11
669	How did they know this is where we cross?	1.3478	0.05099	115	79	32	4
670	There is a striking resemblance.	1.3478	0.05209	138	100	28	10
671	'I think it's some kind of dating app...'	1.3475	0.05131	141	102	29	10
672	I think it's spam.	1.3471	0.05211	121	87	27	7
673	Don’t fall for it.	1.3468	0.05253	124	88	29	7
674	May he rest in peace.	1.3467	0.04914	150	108	32	10
675	I think it means 'Snake Crossing Ahead'.	1.3465	0.05289	127	91	28	8
676	Yeah, that does look like Sam, but what's that on his head?	1.3465	0.04857	127	90	31	6
677	'We've got this.'	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
678	Yeah, I used to date her. I thought I'd heard she'd gone straight.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
679	I've heard the ones with the triangular heads are the most dangerous	1.3462	0.05089	130	92	31	7
680	I've travelled this road before.	1.3462	0.04849	130	92	32	6
681	It's a bad sign.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
682	Reminds me of your Aunt Sue	1.3462	0.05089	130	92	31	7
683	That was Grandma; She really was a cutie!	1.3459	0.05234	133	96	28	9
684	It portrays our shape but not our essence	1.3457	0.04577	162	115	38	9
685	I finally feel seen by the Department of Transportation.	1.3456	0.05258	136	99	27	10
686	Looks like Dad went this way.	1.3455	0.05839	110	80	22	8
687	I told you our destination was straight ahead.	1.3453	0.05471	139	104	22	13
688	A definite improvement over "SLIPPERY WHEN WET	1.3451	0.05729	113	82	23	8
689	We were hoping for Yale but her heart was set on a modeling career.	1.3448	0.05027	145	105	30	10
690	My agent is seeking residuals for every one of those signs.	1.3445	0.05262	119	84	29	6
691	The sign says it’s a snake friendly road.	1.3443	0.05675	122	90	22	10
692	Remember how flexible we were?	1.3439	0.04757	157	113	34	10
693	It's copyright infringement!	1.3438	0.05254	128	92	28	8
694	Now THIS is a map I understand.	1.3438	0.05136	128	91	30	7
695	Looks like I picked the wrong week to go straight.	1.3435	0.05394	131	96	25	10
696	It’s a memorial.	1.3435	0.05056	131	93	31	7
697	See? I told you I had done some modeling work.	1.3434	0.04579	166	119	37	10
698	It's a new dance move.	1.3429	0.04620	140	97	38	5
699	Accessibility signage is helpful, don’t you agree?	1.3429	0.04730	140	98	36	6
700	This sign commemorates our ancestors that evolved into birds.	1.3429	0.04508	140	101	33	6
701	Poor Frank, we should have brought flowers.	1.3427	0.04973	143	103	31	9
702	Please tell me my head doesn't look that pointy in real life.	1.3426	0.05759	108	78	23	7
703	That's racist...	1.3425	0.05274	146	109	24	13
704	It's a clear case of "cultural appropriation"	1.3423	0.05651	111	80	24	7
705	Finally, we got our own lane.	1.3423	0.05198	111	77	30	4
706	Do you think it’s right that they’re putting up images of us all over the place and we don’t get a dime ?	1.3423	0.04545	149	104	39	6
707	Do you suppose mother ran off that way?	1.3423	0.05019	149	109	29	11
708	Honey, it's just a modeling job.	1.3421	0.05036	152	112	28	12
709	They don't even slow down for a snake in the grass crossing sign.	1.3421	0.05548	114	82	25	7
710	I give up. Let's slither home.	1.3419	0.04795	155	112	33	10
711	Should we leave flowers?	1.3419	0.05314	117	83	28	6
712	I always knew he was going places.	1.3419	0.05584	117	85	24	8
713	Like we don't know.	1.3419	0.05451	117	84	26	7
714	My company adopted this section for cleanup.	1.3419	0.05715	117	86	22	9
715	It just might be art imitating nature but I don’t want to crawl to any conclusions.	1.3415	0.05867	123	93	18	12
716	OMG porn now in public	1.3413	0.05873	126	96	17	13
717	Is that a picture of grandma up there?	1.3411	0.05220	129	93	28	8
718	See, our way IS the hiway!	1.3411	0.04859	129	90	34	5
719	As they say, representation matters.	1.3409	0.04908	132	93	33	6
720	Remember when we had those curves?	1.3409	0.04667	132	91	37	4
721	Ya know, it looks a lot like my uncle Ray.	1.3409	0.05359	132	97	25	10
722	They finally put up a crossing sign.	1.3409	0.05466	132	98	23	11
723	That’s cousin Irving. He couldn’t make it in the movies so he became a model for road signs.	1.3406	0.05091	138	100	29	9
724	Does that mean it's safe to cross here?	1.3404	0.04703	141	99	36	6
725	It’s not bad but the face and tail need some work.	1.3401	0.04679	147	104	36	7
726	The high point of my life was posing for that.	1.3400	0.04618	150	106	37	7
727	This is just another example of snake privilege. You never see a crossing sign for turtles or armadillos.	1.3397	0.04501	156	115	31	10
728	See I told you that we had a crosswalk!	1.3396	0.04622	159	114	36	9
729	I thought you told me you disabled the Do not Track feature on our social media accounts.	1.3396	0.04622	159	114	36	9
730	I feel like we’re finally being seen.	1.3394	0.04255	165	117	41	7
731	Just cross. It's a trick.	1.3388	0.05055	121	85	31	5
732	Hubba-hubba!	1.3386	0.05502	127	94	23	10
733	“It means all snakes go to heaven.”	1.3382	0.05137	136	99	28	9
734	It's either a sign of respect or a coincidence.	1.3381	0.04741	139	100	32	7
735	I’ve been modeling on the side.	1.3380	0.04781	142	101	34	7
736	When did they start doing portraits .	1.3380	0.04885	142	102	32	8
737	It’s an amazing likeness, don’t you think?!	1.3379	0.04817	145	104	33	8
738	My lawyer tells me that it's definitely a copyright infringement.	1.3378	0.04553	148	104	38	6
739	Uncle Harvey posed for the sign painter	1.3378	0.04941	148	108	30	10
740	Playmate of the month	1.3377	0.04781	151	109	33	9
741	Is this where we're supposed to cross?	1.3376	0.04478	157	111	39	7
742	Don't be fooled. It's a trap."	1.3365	0.05569	104	76	22	6
743	I think it’s a dance diagram. Would you care to do The Twissssst…?	1.3364	0.05625	107	77	24	6
744	It's our highway to heaven.	1.3364	0.05211	110	77	29	4
745	This road was made for you and me!	1.3363	0.05567	113	82	24	7
746	The one true path.	1.3361	0.05374	119	86	26	7
747	SNAKE CROSSINGS “ What do you get when you cross a snake with a car?… A windshield viper”	1.3361	0.05758	119	89	20	10
748	For some it’s a path to enlightenment…others it leaves flat	1.3361	0.05473	122	92	20	10
749	This road is perfect for us!	1.3360	0.05073	125	89	30	6
750	Hmm. My way or the highway seems to be moot.	1.3360	0.04812	125	90	30	5
751	She has a great body, but no personality	1.3359	0.05351	128	94	25	9
752	Looks like we can cross here.	1.3359	0.05038	131	94	30	7
753	Oh sure, they have a nice shape. But what about their personality	1.3359	0.05266	131	96	26	9
754	Yep, this looks like the right way.	1.3357	0.05230	140	104	25	11
755	I think that's Uncle Ssssyll!	1.3357	0.04649	143	101	36	6
756	Careful, it's a decoy!	1.3356	0.04528	149	105	38	6
757	You first Honey. Your curves fit this switchback to a tee.	1.3354	0.04718	158	115	33	10
758	I did some modeling in my younger years.	1.3333	0.05083	129	93	29	7
759	It means the humans have to take their Viagra.	1.3333	0.04928	144	105	30	9
760	I think it's a male.	1.3333	0.05204	120	86	28	6
761	It's the memorial for Uncle Joe	1.3333	0.05466	120	88	24	8
762	I don't know what they're selling, but she's got my attention.	1.3333	0.05634	126	95	20	11
763	I love her	1.3333	0.04861	138	99	32	7
764	You mean we finally get to be upright?	1.3333	0.05150	117	83	29	5
765	And here, son, is where we can cross the road.	1.3333	0.05383	114	82	26	6
766	I wish that I had a Tyrolean hat.	1.3333	0.06002	105	78	19	8
767	See, I told you they put up a crossing sign for us!	1.3333	0.05616	123	92	21	10
768	We're the ultimate symbol of evil until they want to design a mountain pass.	1.3333	0.05383	114	82	26	6
769	Thats your uncle Fred, he was the crooked one in th e family.	1.3333	0.04582	129	89	37	3
770	I just love this road	1.3333	0.04712	129	90	35	4
771	Sexy little thing, ain't she?	1.3333	0.05005	117	82	31	4
772	I think it’s cultural appropriation.	1.3333	0.06152	105	79	17	9
773	Sam looks pretty good in this, doesn’t he?	1.3333	0.05172	111	78	29	4
774	It's faster if you go straight.	1.3333	0.05006	132	95	30	7
775	He was a sidewinder.	1.3333	0.05336	120	87	26	7
776	This is a sign!	1.3333	0.05920	99	72	21	6
777	Finally, some representation in infrastructure.	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
778	It was a stretch but I posed for it.	1.3333	0.04932	135	97	31	7
779	Did I tell you I used to be a model?	1.3333	0.05151	135	99	27	9
780	Just a coincidence?	1.3333	0.04792	141	103	30	8
781	I think we can trust a relative.	1.3314	0.04498	169	123	36	10
782	It's this kind of thing that gives us a bad name!	1.3312	0.04370	157	111	40	6
783	My agent got me that gig.	1.3310	0.04996	145	107	28	10
784	We're famous!	1.3310	0.04868	142	103	31	8
785	He only uses sign language.	1.3309	0.04831	139	100	32	7
786	That’s what happens to you if you try to cross the road.	1.3309	0.05043	139	102	28	9
787	It’s a sign, I tell you. That’s the way to heaven!	1.3309	0.05011	136	99	29	8
788	Finally, a standard road ahead.	1.3309	0.05119	136	100	27	9
789	Ever notice that one mountain’s silhouette looks like a guy’s profile?	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
790	There's a warning sign. It's safe to cross here.	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
791	I don’t know why they allow smut like that to be posted by the side of the road.	1.3308	0.05393	130	97	23	10
792	Bad things happen to your spine if you're not careful crossing the road.	1.3307	0.05130	127	92	28	7
793	It was the honor of Uncle Jimmy's life to design this stretch of the highway. Would have been nice if they'd put his name on it.	1.3307	0.04750	127	89	34	4
794	She wants me to take things slow.	1.3306	0.05085	124	89	29	6
795	Yeah, I posed for that while I was still taking yoga	1.3306	0.05299	121	88	26	7
796	I call it the Uncle Albert Memorial Highway.	1.3305	0.05652	118	88	21	9
797	My sister was the model	1.3305	0.05114	118	84	29	5
798	What is a picture of Uncle Larry doing on the sign?	1.3304	0.05344	115	83	26	6
799	Yep, here's the snake crossing.	1.3303	0.05223	109	77	28	4
800	Whom do we sue for cultural appropriation?	1.3303	0.05837	109	81	20	8
801	With a figure like that, I’d follow her anywhere.	1.3293	0.04609	167	123	33	11
802	No one has a body that looks like that.	1.3288	0.04359	146	102	40	4
803	I'm taking Yoga classes so I can do this.	1.3288	0.04871	146	107	30	9
804	I say wait for the chicken.	1.3284	0.05165	134	99	26	9
805	There’s a guy who’s going places.	1.3284	0.04829	134	96	32	6
806	My brother posed for that.	1.3284	0.05056	134	98	28	8
807	I adopted a highway.	1.3284	0.04711	134	97	31	6
808	I told you, son. She was the most beautiful creature that ever lived. They built this tribute to her. Just look at those curves!	1.3282	0.05134	131	96	27	8
809	The way to Grandma's house!	1.3282	0.04778	131	93	33	5
810	And they used to say I was too curvy to ever have my own billboard	1.3282	0.05018	131	95	29	7
811	See? They put you on a plaque if you make it across!	1.3280	0.05051	125	90	29	6
812	Our kind of road. Just go straight.	1.3280	0.05178	125	91	27	7
813	Wow, those are some curves on her!	1.3280	0.05051	125	90	29	6
814	Seductive, but don't!	1.3279	0.05066	122	90	25	7
815	I see the resemblance but I still don’t think that’s your cousin Muriel.	1.3279	0.05263	122	89	26	7
816	I think we can do this!	1.3277	0.05217	119	86	27	6
817	Ugh, pornography.	1.3277	0.05483	119	88	23	8
818	Sorry , I'm straight.	1.3276	0.05714	116	87	20	9
819	See, we've got more influence than handing out apples.	1.3274	0.05097	113	85	21	7
820	The triangular head means "For venomous species only."	1.3274	0.05543	113	83	23	7
821	Just be careful, even though it's named for us they allow those rubber-wheeled monsters too.	1.3269	0.05707	104	76	22	6
822	Well finally! Snakes’ lives matter too.	1.3269	0.06178	104	79	16	9
823	I swear a human just drove by wearing a vest made out of dad.	1.3267	0.05988	101	75	19	7
824	It’s like me…. Long and curvy!	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
825	Everywhere you look these days…smut.	1.3262	0.04774	141	102	32	7
826	Wow, i had no idea you were a model.	1.3261	0.04950	138	101	29	8
827	Remember that's the move Eve showed our species back in the Garden.	1.3261	0.05159	138	103	25	10
828	I come here whenever I find myself missing Mom.	1.3261	0.05159	138	103	25	10
829	Representation matters.	1.3259	0.04440	135	94	38	3
830	I told you he'd been here.	1.3259	0.04799	135	97	32	6
831	It's a sign that we're on the right path.	1.3259	0.04913	135	98	30	7
832	I told you we should have brought our birthday hats.	1.3258	0.05323	132	99	23	10
833	Dang, when they told me Hank was ‘on the road’, I had no idea they meant on the road.	1.3258	0.05101	132	97	27	8
834	Figured I'd adopt this highway.	1.3258	0.05101	132	97	27	8
835	Sweetie, we've talked about this - unrealistic body expectations.	1.3258	0.05430	132	100	21	11
836	Seems straightforward to me.	1.3256	0.04818	129	92	32	5
837	To quote Kosinski - the principle of true art is not to portray, but to evoke	1.3254	0.05143	126	92	27	7
838	Beauty standards today are so unattainable.	1.3254	0.04890	126	90	31	5
839	It’s so life like, they really captured his spirit.	1.3254	0.05384	126	94	23	9
840	The election is two years away and he’s already advertising.	1.3252	0.05097	123	89	28	6
841	Lets wait for a deer, and cross with it.	1.3250	0.05181	120	87	27	6
842	I can do that.	1.3248	0.05406	117	86	24	7
843	I don't mean to brag, but my father posed for that sign.	1.3248	0.05540	117	87	22	8
844	Right this way, and don’t forget your party hat.	1.3248	0.05406	117	86	24	7
845	That's a waste of our tax dollars if ever I saw one.	1.3246	0.05641	114	85	21	8
846	Which snake crossed the road?	1.3246	0.05502	114	84	23	7
847	That's the before picture.	1.3241	0.05555	108	79	23	6
848	It's called extreme Ssssssslithering	1.3239	0.04952	142	105	28	9
849	Know him? I used to date him	1.3239	0.04585	142	104	31	7
850	The DOT babe of the month is totally hot!	1.3238	0.05496	105	76	24	5
851	If that's not an invitation, I don't know what it.	1.3237	0.04813	139	101	31	7
852	These billboards have gotten so salacious.	1.3235	0.04769	136	98	32	6
853	This road’s friendly.	1.3235	0.04882	136	99	30	7
854	Finally, a road sign in our language.	1.3235	0.05206	136	102	24	10
855	This must be the shortcut.	1.3233	0.04719	133	95	33	5
856	Nice curves, eh?	1.3233	0.04955	133	97	29	7
857	I’m getting real horny. How about you?	1.3233	0.04955	133	97	29	7
858	Best with no caption	1.3232	0.06062	99	74	18	7
859	as far as posters go,this one takes first prize!	1.3231	0.05030	130	95	28	7
860	Be careful, it’s an arrowhead snake.	1.3231	0.05374	130	98	22	10
861	I was young and naive when I posed for that.	1.3231	0.05147	130	96	26	8
862	Are they making fun of us?	1.3231	0.04910	130	94	30	6
863	Rest in peace; she died with her hat on.	1.3231	0.05147	130	96	26	8
864	Finally, a little respect.	1.3229	0.05235	96	67	27	2
865	Can we sue for trademark infringement?	1.3226	0.04616	155	116	29	10
866	Damn, what’s her @?	1.3223	0.05277	121	89	25	7
867	The deer? They have their own crossing about a mile from here.	1.3223	0.05406	121	90	23	8
868	I guess I can't go up that road... my arthritis prevents me from twisting like that.	1.3223	0.04869	121	86	31	4
869	Look. They remembered daddy.	1.3221	0.04692	149	109	32	8
870	I think it's a stretch.	1.3220	0.04625	177	134	29	14
871	Ask her if she's got a friend for me.	1.3220	0.04797	118	85	29	4
872	We've been here days, where are all the chickens you promised?	1.3219	0.04854	146	108	29	9
873	It's a monument to Uncle Peter. He was run over by a truck	1.3217	0.05024	115	82	29	4
874	This roadway is just made for us!	1.3217	0.05174	115	83	27	5
875	Eyes down here Mister!	1.3214	0.05413	112	82	24	6
876	My father posed for that. I'm so proud.	1.3214	0.04947	112	79	30	3
877	My favorite stretch.	1.3214	0.04564	140	100	35	5
878	Since the election's over, he should take his sign down.	1.3214	0.05560	112	83	22	7
879	When did they put a crosswalk here?	1.3214	0.04564	140	100	35	5
880	Why do they think our heads look like that?	1.3212	0.05069	137	102	26	9
881	What’s the reward if we find him?	1.3212	0.05069	137	102	26	9
882	Glad someone put up a sign giving us directions.	1.3212	0.04962	137	101	28	8
883	That's unfortunate. I was planning to go right, left, right.	1.3211	0.05664	109	81	21	7
884	So I said, "Sure, I'll pose." But they didn't say anything about the stupid hat.	1.3209	0.04808	134	97	31	6
885	They named a highway after us!	1.3208	0.05113	106	80	20	6
886	I told you this is a good route for us.	1.3208	0.05113	106	77	25	4
887	You take the left. I'll take the right.	1.3206	0.04879	131	95	30	6
888	It's a memorial marker for your father.	1.3206	0.05227	131	98	24	9
889	I’ll race you!	1.3206	0.04998	131	96	28	7
890	Stop looking at her curves!	1.3204	0.05888	103	77	19	7
891	One more curve and we’re snakes on the plains	1.3203	0.05195	128	95	25	8
892	I suppose they don't expect us to be crossing the road.	1.3203	0.04697	128	93	30	5
893	They got the head wrong again.	1.3203	0.05075	128	94	27	7
894	Do you love it? It was my first modeling gig	1.3200	0.05279	125	93	24	8
895	It's getting so hard to live up to these unrealistic body images in the media.	1.3200	0.05518	125	95	20	10
896	Did you ask for directions? I didn't...	1.3200	0.05483	100	72	24	4
897	I think we’re supposed to go this way.	1.3200	0.04765	125	89	32	4
898	See. I told you we weren’t lost.	1.3197	0.05015	147	111	25	11
899	It’s my way or the highway!	1.3197	0.05492	122	92	21	9
900	I hate it when they post a picture of the victim on the scene of the accident.	1.3197	0.05109	122	89	27	6
901	We can't feel good with today's beauty standards	1.3194	0.04479	144	103	36	5
902	Looks like a trap to me.	1.3193	0.05193	119	87	26	6
903	I'm going to modeling school, one day that'll be me up there.	1.3193	0.05460	119	89	22	8
904	See what I mean? We're being portrayed in a negative light.	1.3193	0.05328	119	90	21	8
905	Look, mama is in heaven!	1.3193	0.05328	119	88	24	7
906	That's only a suggestion.	1.3190	0.05137	116	84	27	5
907	That must mean they built this path for us!	1.3190	0.04989	116	83	29	4
908	I'd hate to have his chiropractic bills.	1.3190	0.05281	116	85	25	6
909	It's got to be photoshopped.	1.3188	0.05037	138	103	26	9
910	Say what you will. She looks hot to me.	1.3188	0.04194	160	116	38	6
911	Finally one of us made it onto the walk of fame.	1.3186	0.05797	113	86	18	9
912	Finally, a sign we can read.	1.3186	0.05373	113	83	24	6
913	So, when did you sit for the portrait?	1.3186	0.05223	113	82	26	5
914	Are we not getting something?	1.3186	0.05373	113	83	24	6
915	‘I want that hat!’	1.3185	0.05004	135	100	27	8
916	I don’t know about you, but that looks a lot like Uncle Wilbur!	1.3185	0.04522	157	115	34	8
917	I used to date her.	1.3182	0.05074	110	81	24	5
918	I think it's called 'pornography'."	1.3182	0.04848	132	96	30	6
919	My father has the copyright.	1.3182	0.05081	132	98	26	8
920	This guy must be famous.	1.3182	0.04727	132	95	32	5
921	I'm no prude, but I don't think they should post centerfold pictures along the highway.	1.3182	0.04727	132	95	32	5
922	Kim Kardashian ahead.	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
923	I still look both ways.	1.3178	0.05727	107	80	20	7
924	We must be that tall to go on this ride.	1.3175	0.04734	126	90	32	4
925	"His first modeling gig was a No U Turn sign."	1.3173	0.05511	104	76	23	5
926	They stole your move.	1.3173	0.05161	104	74	27	3
927	Straight ahead.	1.3171	0.05454	123	93	21	9
928	They made this just for us!	1.3171	0.04941	123	89	29	5
929	Hold on to my tail and we'll do this together	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
930	Twist and Shout!	1.3169	0.04832	142	105	29	8
931	Just because they have a diamond head doesn't mean those rattlers deserve a sign!	1.3169	0.04620	142	103	33	6
932	I think we're home!	1.3169	0.04727	142	109	23	10
933	My modeling career went south when I lost my hair.	1.3168	0.05959	101	76	18	7
934	Been there, done that.	1.3167	0.05156	120	88	26	6
935	My uncle posed for that sign!	1.3167	0.05019	120	87	28	5
936	Isn't she beautiful?	1.3165	0.04683	139	101	32	6
937	Isn't it beautiful!	1.3165	0.04793	139	102	30	7
938	You should see her sister!	1.3162	0.05100	117	85	27	5
939	With those amazing curves I knew Susan would be famous!	1.3162	0.05100	117	85	27	5
940	This sign is a cautionary tail	1.3158	0.05185	114	83	26	5
941	I hear she's doing some voice over work as well.	1.3158	0.04707	152	113	30	9
942	This must be where we cross.	1.3154	0.04507	130	94	32	4
943	Sssexy sssign.	1.3153	0.06001	111	86	15	10
944	Well la de da, what did he do to get a road named after him?	1.3152	0.05558	92	66	23	3
945	You’re right. It definitely feels like cultural appropriation.	1.3152	0.05972	92	68	19	5
946	They did a grand job memorializing our mother.	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
947	Yes, but it could be a trap.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
948	Are you sure we're taking the scenic route?	1.3150	0.04835	127	92	30	5
949	Who? Her? Yeah,we totally dated in college.	1.3150	0.04962	127	93	28	6
950	When did we start advertising?	1.3148	0.05204	108	78	26	4
951	It's a sign, not a selfie.	1.3148	0.04860	108	76	30	2
952	Can you believe they paid me $1200 to pose for that thing?	1.3147	0.05004	143	108	25	10
953	Beats me what it means. Bob crawled out there a while back, imitated it perfectly, and got ran over by a truck so I'm not trying it.	1.3145	0.05293	124	93	23	8
954	I did some modeling back in the day.	1.3145	0.05039	124	91	27	6
955	I told you stardom would go to his head	1.3145	0.05416	124	94	21	9
956	That money to those lobbyists paid off. Our own crossing sogn.	1.3139	0.05049	137	103	25	9
957	Seems self-explanatory	1.3137	0.05908	102	77	18	7
958	Reminds me of Uncle Ralph. He never made it to the other side of the road.	1.3137	0.05908	102	80	15	7
959	Am I being too sensitive, or do you find that sign offensive too?	1.3136	0.05064	118	86	27	5
960	It’s a trick, Kevin. We’ll get there faster on a plane.	1.3136	0.05205	118	87	25	6
961	You'd think they'd have wiped Uncle Squirmy off that sign by now...	1.3136	0.05205	118	87	25	6
962	No, it's pronounced serpenteen.	1.3136	0.05205	118	87	25	6
963	Motorists will be sure to stop with these crossing signs they've put in for us.	1.3134	0.04728	134	102	24	8
964	My preferred medium is oil.	1.3134	0.04546	134	96	34	4
965	It means lawyers ahead.	1.3134	0.05235	134	102	22	10
966	Keep in mind they’re still upset about the whole ‘fall of man’ thing.	1.3134	0.05445	134	104	18	12
967	I actually posed for that!	1.3133	0.04349	150	108	37	5
968	I thought it was illegal to post dirty pictures in public.	1.3130	0.05709	115	88	18	9
969	90 percent of it is Photoshop.	1.3130	0.05574	115	87	20	8
970	The graphics always oversimplify. It's really a seven hour uphill slog.	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
971	He was run over right here...	1.3130	0.05147	115	84	26	5
972	We raised her to be such a good little reptile too- and how does she thank us? Runs off to New York, becomes a model -and now just look at her; on billboards like this one all across the country. Shameless, just sham- Aaaah! I can't look anymore.	1.3125	0.05053	128	95	26	7
973	We get up on the road and go straight, just like the sign says.	1.3125	0.05053	128	95	26	7
974	I don't know whether to be cautious or flattered"	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
975	That's a "Wanted" poster for your crooked brother.	1.3125	0.04774	144	112	22	10
976	There is a relative ahead.	1.3125	0.05602	96	70	22	4
977	I was more supple then…	1.3125	0.05078	112	81	27	4
978	Reminds me of my first wife.	1.3125	0.05981	96	72	18	6
979	Wow, they really like us here	1.3125	0.04751	112	79	31	2
980	I think it tells those speeding objects to stop and let us cross.	1.3125	0.05677	112	85	19	8
981	My body, my choice.	1.3120	0.05257	125	94	23	8
982	And that’s your cousin Stanley after his encounter with a camper van.	1.3120	0.05069	125	95	22	8
983	Look Bob! A snake crossing!"	1.3118	0.06300	93	71	15	7
984	Is this a warning or a slur?	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
985	See, they worship us.	1.3115	0.04950	122	89	28	5
986	I told you! Straight ahead.	1.3115	0.05470	122	95	17	10
987	A true legend.	1.3115	0.05592	122	94	18	10
988	Be careful - this intersection absolutely flattened my uncle.	1.3115	0.04950	122	89	28	5
989	Friend of yours?	1.3113	0.05586	106	82	17	7
990	Well, it’s about time they gave US a crossing!	1.3113	0.05423	106	78	23	5
991	Pretty hot,right?	1.3109	0.05436	119	90	21	8
992	Finally. Someone who gets us.	1.3107	0.05694	103	77	20	6
993	How else would you go?	1.3106	0.04825	132	97	29	6
994	That's Phil; he's on the interstate now.	1.3106	0.04580	132	95	33	4
995	It means “poisonous snake crossing.” You can tell by the triangular head.	1.3106	0.04845	161	124	24	13
996	OK, we made it. Now how do we get back ownership of our ancestral homeland?	1.3103	0.04807	116	83	30	3
997	So it looks like we just go straight.	1.3103	0.05395	116	87	22	7
998	My mom posed for that back in the '40s.	1.3101	0.04743	158	120	27	11
999	You see, Mike, I was right. This is the way to Jack's house.	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
1000	See. Our species is advancing. We now have our own road crossing sign.	1.3101	0.04643	129	93	32	4
1001	Body like a back road.	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
1002	Caution, that's a highway to heaven.	1.3097	0.05491	113	85	21	7
1003	Poor guy! I told him to be careful that you don't end as a road sign	1.3097	0.05345	113	84	23	6
1004	This section of road is dedicated to my Uncle Sid. He thought he was a racer.	1.3095	0.04972	126	93	27	6
1005	Is that your cousin, or what?	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
1006	That’s beware of snakes crossing the road sign.	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
1007	Hot damn! She's got more curves than Gina Boa Brigdita!	1.3093	0.06106	97	74	16	7
1008	Interesting, but not an anatomically accurate depiction	1.3093	0.05744	97	72	20	5
1009	It’s safe to go; that sign warns drivers that this is a snake crossing.	1.3091	0.05739	110	84	18	8
1010	Looks like cousin Sidewinder made good.	1.3091	0.05125	110	80	26	4
1011	That can’t be natural	1.3091	0.05592	110	83	20	7
1012	At least they're thinking of us.	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
1013	It's about representation.	1.3089	0.05431	123	94	20	9
1014	Trust me, it's a crosswalk.	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
1015	I guess it's OK to cross here.	1.3089	0.05307	123	93	22	8
1016	Did they name the road after us?	1.3088	0.05168	136	104	22	10
1017	She’s always been my favorite pinup girl!	1.3088	0.05475	136	107	16	13
1018	I wish the signs would acknowledge the fact that we're not all arrowheads!	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
1019	Adopt-a-Highway is trying tailored marketing	1.3085	0.06241	94	72	15	7
1020	What do you mean the "S" is silent?	1.3084	0.05541	107	80	21	6
1021	Will you please just ask him for directions.	1.3084	0.05698	107	81	19	7
1022	Don,t trust a sidewinder!	1.3084	0.05698	107	81	19	7
1023	Oh c’mon, like that’s hard.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
1024	It's going to be great to finally have a viper crossing on this stretch."	1.3083	0.04992	120	88	27	5
1025	I can't make heads or tails of it!	1.3083	0.05397	120	91	21	8
1026	I dated her in college.	1.3082	0.04717	159	121	27	11
1027	Slither thou goest, I will follow.	1.3077	0.05306	104	76	24	4
1028	I think it's a Banksssssssy.	1.3077	0.05355	117	88	22	7
1029	Dude, the cars may slow down, but I'm pretty sure that is not a snake crossing sign.	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
1030	You go, I can't do expert trails anymore.	1.3070	0.05157	114	84	25	5
1031	That smear over there is Harvey. He thought it meant "snake crossing."	1.3070	0.05157	114	84	25	5
1032	Now we know where Dad went.	1.3070	0.05004	114	83	27	4
1033	That's Twisty. Must have been a road kill.	1.3070	0.05449	114	86	21	7
1034	It's not the cover of Vogue but its a start	1.3069	0.05403	101	74	23	4
1035	That's my cousin Al	1.3069	0.05023	101	72	27	2
1036	I hate advertising. They expect us all to have that ideal body.	1.3069	0.05927	101	77	17	7
1037	Nice roadside memorial.	1.3069	0.05758	101	76	19	6
1038	Reunion thataway!	1.3066	0.04464	137	99	34	4
1039	It means "Snake-Crossing"; those incoming cars should stop for us.	1.3063	0.04753	111	84	22	5
1040	It's a sign for the yoga school	1.3063	0.05245	111	85	20	6
1041	When I was your age that stuff came in a brown paper wrapper.	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
1042	Looks like the hat store is just up ahead.	1.3063	0.04922	111	80	28	3
1043	She was a wonderful mother.	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
1044	Remember, always stay in your lane.	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1045	I don't like what Betty has done to her hair	1.3061	0.05506	98	72	22	4
1046	It's left, right, left. Got it son?	1.3061	0.05311	98	71	24	3
1047	Please bow your head... Uncle Henry will always be remembered.	1.3060	0.04881	134	100	27	7
1048	Boy, those are some venom sacs on that fellow!	1.3058	0.05228	121	91	23	7
1049	I don't have a hairpin with me, but I can shake, rattle and roll.	1.3058	0.05095	121	90	25	6
1050	I think they’re catching on.	1.3056	0.05803	108	83	17	8
1051	Told you our day would come!	1.3056	0.05002	108	78	27	3
1052	It's a warning sign.	1.3056	0.05172	108	79	25	4
1053	All these years I thought that was a 'snake crossing' sign—no wonder drivers always look so surprised to see us.	1.3056	0.05337	108	80	23	5
1054	This was one of my first modeling jobs.	1.3053	0.05297	131	101	20	10
1055	Remember Slo’ Joe? This where he gave it up.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
1056	I wonder where we’ll wind up.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1057	I posed for the roadsign.	1.3051	0.05178	118	88	24	6
1058	Sure, it’s a sign, but it doesn’t prove the existence of snake heaven.	1.3051	0.05036	118	89	23	6
1059	I think it means we have the 'Right-of-Way'	1.3051	0.04890	118	86	28	4
1060	He is Risen	1.3051	0.04890	118	88	25	5
1061	Legs are still better!	1.3048	0.05434	105	78	22	5
1062	No BRO, I'm pretty sure that isn't a 'Reptile Dating' site.	1.3048	0.05600	105	79	20	6
1063	Carl! Keep your eyes on the road.	1.3048	0.05086	105	78	23	4
1064	That’s our sign.	1.3047	0.04648	128	93	31	4
1065	Wow. Look at the curves on that babe!	1.3047	0.05029	128	96	25	7
1066	Representation in public spaces is so important.	1.3047	0.04905	128	95	27	6
1067	I'm pretty sure this is where we cross.	1.3046	0.04698	151	114	28	9
1068	Be proud of your legacy. Your grandfather was the model for those signs.	1.3043	0.05065	92	67	23	2
1069	I tried that move, was in bed unable to move for a week.	1.3043	0.05119	115	85	25	5
1070	Now that's my kinda road.	1.3043	0.05296	92	66	24	2
1071	See, I told you. Damian never made it across.	1.3043	0.06324	92	71	14	7
1072	I told you, this area is only for sidewinders.	1.3043	0.05729	92	68	20	4
1073	Sid's family got a settlement.	1.3043	0.04554	138	101	32	5
1074	This is an unexpected twist.	1.3043	0.05517	92	67	22	3
1075	Close your mouth dear.	1.3043	0.05119	115	85	25	5
1076	I told you she was a babe.	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
1077	I don't know about you, but I am getting strangely aroused.	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
1078	Another example of them appropriating our bodies.	1.3040	0.04575	125	93	28	4
1079	Yes, I'm a model.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1080	Frankly, I’m touched by the mere consideration.	1.3039	0.04983	102	73	27	2
1081	Wow, they're not leaving much to the imagination...	1.3039	0.05877	102	78	17	7
1082	You're probably right, it must be a snake crossing sign.	1.3039	0.05536	102	76	21	5
1083	Seems like copyright infringement to me?!	1.3037	0.04962	135	102	25	8
1084	The sign means snake crossing, but it only pertains to poisonous snakes with triangular heads.	1.3037	0.04556	135	104	24	7
1085	It doesn't mean what you think it means.	1.3036	0.05048	112	82	26	4
1086	Everywhere I look -something reminds me of my ex.	1.3036	0.05205	112	83	24	5
1087	I tell ya...It's a trick"	1.3036	0.04886	112	81	28	3
1088	If we lived here we'd be home.	1.3036	0.05205	112	83	24	5
1089	It's not what you think.	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1090	Don’t fall for it … it’s a trap!	1.3034	0.05851	89	66	19	4
1091	Those signs are for people, not sna- HOLY FUCK I CAN TALK!	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
1092	…and this is a portrait of my great-grandfather.	1.3033	0.05446	122	94	19	9
1093	This is where Dave played his last game of Chicken.	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
1094	That sign captures my identity	1.3030	0.06168	99	77	14	8
1095	Your modeling career has really taken off.	1.3030	0.05262	132	102	20	10
1096	I think Paul McCarthy said it best.	1.3030	0.05824	99	75	18	6
1097	Great, they couldn’t think of a better name?	1.3028	0.05607	109	83	19	7
1098	I'd sue for copyright infringement if we had a leg to stand on.	1.3025	0.05411	119	91	20	8
1099	It's the road to Asp-in	1.3025	0.05277	119	90	22	7
1100	I can never make a straight line.	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
1101	I sure like her figure!	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
1102	My family portraits are hung along the best highways in America.	1.3025	0.04856	119	87	28	4
1103	Are they mocking us?	1.3025	0.05411	119	91	20	8
1104	See! I told you I would be a model.	1.3025	0.05411	119	91	20	8
1105	I knew I recognized you.	1.3025	0.04856	119	87	28	4
1106	I was on the construction team.	1.3021	0.05565	96	71	21	4
1107	See honey, I told you we weren't lost.	1.3021	0.05565	96	71	21	4
1108	For all of our sacrifices, it's nice to know we have had an impact.	1.3019	0.04865	106	76	28	2
1109	Gonna need a chiropractor	1.3019	0.05390	106	79	22	5
1110	I’m pretty sure it’s a trick.	1.3019	0.05390	106	79	22	5
1111	Yes I can see the resemblance but it's a bit too abstract for my taste.	1.3019	0.05221	106	80	21	5
1112	I think it looks more like me, actually	1.3019	0.05714	106	81	18	7
1113	Long wait, are you sure this is a personalized bus stop	1.3019	0.05714	106	81	18	7
1114	Nice but yours are real.	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
1115	I can tell from the picture that she has had some work done.	1.3017	0.05226	116	87	23	6
1116	See, I told you. It's a straight shot from here.	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
1117	Maybe we should turn around. I can’t bend like that anymore.	1.3017	0.05226	116	87	23	6
1118	This is our type of road"	1.3016	0.04817	126	93	28	5
1119	It’s a false flag.	1.3016	0.05073	126	95	24	7
1120	It's just another instance of body shaming.	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1121	Hey, it's better than a fork in the road!	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1122	Cubism? No, it’s clearly a work of geometric figurism.	1.3010	0.06145	103	81	13	9
1123	That must be where we go when we die...	1.3010	0.05314	103	76	23	4
1124	That’s just offensive.	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
1125	Here we have a public installation of post-modern self-portraiture.	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1126	First they run you over.	1.3008	0.04751	123	90	29	4
1127	If they only knew that he was really one way.	1.3008	0.04463	133	101	26	6
1128	We're engaged.	1.3000	0.05774	100	76	18	6
1129	These body standards are getting ridiculous!	1.3000	0.05371	120	92	20	8
1130	I don't know, looks like a trick to me.	1.3000	0.05104	120	90	24	6
1131	Okay but which way to the ladies room?	1.3000	0.04031	120	92	24	4
1132	I've already got my agent and lawyer working on NIL lawsuit."	1.3000	0.04822	120	88	28	4
1133	Reminds me of mom.	1.3000	0.04926	110	80	27	3
1134	The long and winding road…….	1.3000	0.05411	110	83	21	6
1135	She was always a showoff.	1.3000	0.05081	130	99	23	8
1136	Finally, some recognition beyond that Eve thing	1.3000	0.04963	130	98	25	7
1137	Sure,I get it. But what about her personality?	1.3000	0.05254	110	82	23	5
1138	These billboards show such unrealistic body types!	1.2993	0.05114	137	106	21	10
1139	That's the sign we've been waiting for!	1.2993	0.05008	137	105	23	9
1140	You know she photo-shopped that pic	1.2992	0.05281	127	98	20	9
1141	It’s is a long and winding road.	1.2991	0.05328	117	89	21	7
1142	Looks like a viper trail	1.2991	0.05044	117	87	25	5
1143	The roadside memorial for my brother. He was slower than the semi.	1.2991	0.04743	117	85	29	3
1144	Finally, a road we can call our own.	1.2991	0.04743	117	85	29	3
1145	Is that you wearing a lamp shade on your head?	1.2991	0.04585	117	84	31	2
1146	Do you ever wonder if life’s imitating art?	1.2991	0.05465	117	90	19	8
1147	I modelled for it.	1.2991	0.05821	107	83	16	8
1148	I hate those stereotypes!	1.2991	0.04641	107	76	30	1
1149	Verb, noun, and now we’re a street sign. Not bad, eh?	1.2991	0.05510	107	84	16	7
1150	I saw that dance move on TikTok!!	1.2991	0.05347	107	80	22	5
1151	It's rather Dali-esk, if you ask me.	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
1152	This is how you know you're in a nanny state.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1153	Don’t feel insecure — these things are always Photoshopped.	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1154	Chickens can cross, but we have the right of way.	1.2984	0.05369	124	96	19	9
1155	is that our cousin, Albert?	1.2982	0.05276	114	86	22	6
1156	Rumor has it that used to be Uncle Sid...	1.2982	0.05276	114	86	22	6
1157	Implants, definitely.”	1.2982	0.05127	114	85	24	5
1158	This is the sign Aunt Jane modeled for.	1.2981	0.05091	104	76	25	3
1159	He was headed north when a grandmother on a Harley deliberately ran him over on this spot.	1.2981	0.05445	104	78	21	5
1160	I think we’ll have to scale it.	1.2981	0.04904	104	75	27	2
1161	I can’t dance either, but I’m sure we are invited anyway.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
1162	'Frankly, she just seems unattainable.'	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1163	How nice. A snake crossing sign just for us!	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1164	You're right -- it does kind of look like Bob.	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
1165	Have you ever seen a snake with a head or tail like that?	1.2975	0.04930	121	90	26	5
1166	Once in a while they get it right.	1.2973	0.05214	111	83	23	5
1167	Thank goodness, they're finally going to give us a crosswalk	1.2973	0.04889	111	81	27	3
1168	Snake crossing? Yeh... like I’m gonna trust your vision.	1.2973	0.05368	111	84	21	6
1169	I suspect that it’s a yoga class.	1.2973	0.05214	111	83	23	5
1170	I don't think they make Snake Crossing signs.	1.2973	0.05368	111	84	21	6
1171	Love this stretch of road.	1.2973	0.05214	111	83	23	5
1172	It’s just a metaphor.	1.2973	0.04805	111	83	24	4
1173	She bit so many hitchhikers they made a sign in her honor.	1.2973	0.05054	111	82	25	4
1174	I told you I was famous.	1.2971	0.04759	138	104	27	7
1175	Everybody looks at him and he’s got his nose in the air…he’s just too uppity for me.	1.2970	0.05548	101	76	20	5
1176	This looks familiar…	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
1177	It’s like a deer crossing, but for us.	1.2970	0.05548	101	78	17	6
1178	It’s the universally recognized symbol for “you are here”, but no map?	1.2969	0.05005	128	97	24	7
1179	Not as nice as the ones in Egypt, but it's still flattering.	1.2967	0.05298	91	66	23	2
1180	Our first supermodel.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1181	Uncle Harry’s running for the school board.	1.2967	0.06347	91	71	13	7
1182	I see these everywhere. I guess uncle Jake is running for congress again	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1183	Looks like an exciting adventure!	1.2966	0.04223	118	88	27	3
1184	This was the modeling gig that resulted in long-term disability.	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
1185	Did you get any further gigs?	1.2966	0.04786	118	89	24	5
1186	That yellow sign memorializes my Uncle Wormley, who lost his life trying to cross at this point.	1.2966	0.05424	118	91	19	8
1187	those diamond head rattlers get all the attention!	1.2963	0.04711	135	101	28	6
1188	How inclusive... a crossing sign just for us!	1.2963	0.05622	108	83	18	7
1189	Is this what mamma meant by getting ahead in life?	1.2963	0.03577	135	105	26	4
1190	I know it’s inviting but I think it’s a trap….	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
1191	I told you our cousin Cecil was famous	1.2963	0.04968	108	79	26	3
1192	I think I’m in love	1.2960	0.04547	125	91	31	3
1193	Humans and their belief in an afterlife.	1.2960	0.05208	125	96	21	8
1194	I guess there's a whole community of us up the road. Shall we go?	1.2960	0.04547	125	91	31	3
1195	Yes, it’s a bit institutional, but still a fitting tribute to granddad.	1.2960	0.04955	125	94	25	6
1196	I'm still digesting this.	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1197	Just go straight on: you can’t miss it.	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1198	And you wonder why I'm never happy with my body.	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1199	Hey! That looks like us!	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1200	You know, I dated her before she was famous….	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1201	Caution: flat snake.	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1202	Sssssshe musssst be famousssss!	1.2957	0.05380	115	88	20	7
1203	I said it’s flattening, not flattering.	1.2957	0.05236	115	87	22	6
1204	Where is the fork?	1.2957	0.04937	115	85	26	4
1205	I think it's a snake crossing sign.	1.2955	0.04655	132	98	29	5
1206	Scan it, I think it's a new dating app.	1.2955	0.06695	88	70	10	8
1207	Uncle Squigley was so proud to have his image on this curve!	1.2955	0.05399	88	64	22	2
1208	I cannot condone pornography.	1.2952	0.05400	105	79	21	5
1209	We're now up there with deer and cattle.	1.2952	0.05050	105	77	25	3
1210	There's your Uncle Leo. He made it big, modeling highway signs.	1.2952	0.05400	105	79	21	5
1211	She's even prettier in person.	1.2951	0.04461	122	88	32	2
1212	None of your relatives are that way.	1.2951	0.05032	122	92	24	6
1213	This is our Thelma and Louise moment	1.2951	0.04755	122	90	28	4
1214	My lawyer says I can sue for copyright infringement.	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1215	A bit abstract but so was the artist's model, who I dated for awhile.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1216	Did you know that Shirley's daughter went into modelling?	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1217	Told you I'd find the way home.	1.2946	0.05174	112	84	23	5
1218	It snakes ahead.	1.2946	0.05476	112	86	19	7
1219	We’re safe to cross. That means “Carefull, snake in the road “!	1.2946	0.05174	112	84	23	5
1220	See, didn’t I tell you she was into modeling?	1.2946	0.04327	112	85	25	2
1221	I was hoping for a stone monument.	1.2946	0.04848	129	97	26	6
1222	That commemorates those who didn't make it across.	1.2946	0.04848	129	97	26	6
1223	This is sorta what your dad looked like before he got squished.	1.2941	0.05250	119	91	21	7
1224	I'm not sure I'll ever get over her...I see her everywhere I look.	1.2941	0.05755	85	63	19	3
1225	He just came to a certain point in his life	1.2941	0.05136	102	77	21	4
1226	Don't let the sign fool you, it's a death trap for us.	1.2941	0.04681	136	102	28	6
1227	We’ve finally been taken into the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion club!	1.2941	0.05843	102	79	16	7
1228	I dare you. Or are you chicken?	1.2941	0.04676	119	87	29	3
1229	We're screwed.	1.2941	0.04443	136	100	32	4
1230	Trust me. It's not for us.	1.2937	0.04790	126	94	27	5
1231	Go ahead. I bet you can cross in 10 seconds… flat.	1.2936	0.05727	109	85	16	8
1232	They call it anthropomorphism"	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1233	Thank goodness, Mom leaves a note when cellphone reception is poor.	1.2935	0.06093	92	71	15	6
1234	I think it is a trap.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1235	I always like to discover myself on my road trips.	1.2932	0.04981	133	102	23	8
1236	Anyone we know?	1.2931	0.04900	116	86	26	4
1237	You're right, they did make you look fat!	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
1238	And this is her picture after the bus ran over her.	1.2927	0.04997	123	93	24	6
1239	Yep. The bus should be here any minute.	1.2927	0.04997	123	93	24	6
1240	How'd they get that great picture of Uncle Ed?	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1241	We run this town!	1.2925	0.05356	106	80	21	5
1242	It’s photoshopped, nobody looks that good.”	1.2925	0.05522	106	81	19	6
1243	Watch out… there’s snakes in the road.	1.2925	0.05356	106	80	21	5
1244	I knew him when he was just a snake in the grass.	1.2925	0.05522	106	81	19	6
1245	That’s a pretty sick joke if you ask me!	1.2921	0.06231	89	69	14	6
1246	I told him to watch the signs	1.2921	0.05582	89	68	17	4
1247	Don't they know it's faster if you go in a straight line?	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1248	It's my high school picture.	1.2920	0.05433	113	87	19	7
1249	The cone is to prevent it from biting at its tail.	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1250	It means the right lane's more dangerous than a black mamba.	1.2920	0.04652	137	103	28	6
1251	that's the road sign for snake crossing.	1.2920	0.04535	137	102	30	5
1252	I told you this is our road.	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1253	Porn!	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1254	Dad posed for three days for this one.	1.2917	0.05212	120	92	21	7
1255	They haven’t hired me as a road engineer since.	1.2917	0.05112	96	70	24	2
1256	Let’s look for the snake pit just beyond the slither.	1.2917	0.05322	96	71	22	3
1257	I'd like to see them try.	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1258	I thought they only made forks in the road.	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1259	Imitation is the highest form of flattery.	1.2913	0.04758	127	95	27	5
1260	That’s an easy curve for us.	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1261	It’s a beautiful likeness.	1.2913	0.05278	103	77	22	4
1262	I really like those curves, but I'm straight.	1.2913	0.05278	103	77	22	4
1263	I think it means we can safely cross here.	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1264	They think we’ll fall for this scam. They’ve got another think coming.	1.2913	0.05455	103	80	17	6
1265	Don't listen to them humans, just go straight across.	1.2913	0.05094	103	76	24	3
1266	Yes, getting the trademark was a long and windy road.	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1267	Do you know how I long I had to pose for that picture?!	1.2913	0.04806	103	77	23	3
1268	If they're trying to say your dad looks better in a hat, I don't think they pulled it off.	1.2913	0.05278	103	77	22	4
1269	Remember back when we still looked like that?	1.2909	0.05222	110	83	22	5
1270	It’s bold, but it’s not a likeness.	1.2909	0.05059	110	82	24	4
1271	What does she have that I don't?	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1272	I told you we are on the right route.	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	22	6
1273	So I guess we go straight.	1.2903	0.04548	124	91	30	3
1274	It's a giant one of us ahead	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
1275	No worries. Look at that sign. We’re definitely going the right way.	1.2903	0.04481	155	118	29	8
1276	Signs like these really contribute to unrealistic beauty standards.	1.2903	0.05089	93	70	20	3
1277	Fred, that's about the sexiest picture I've ever seen, but I've been up and down the road and can't spot her anywhere.	1.2901	0.05024	131	101	22	8
1278	Sure, she looks great, but they airbrush the heck out of those images.	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1279	I’m more of a Hey Jude kinda guy.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1280	This was originally one our pioneer highways.	1.2900	0.04984	100	73	25	2
1281	My cousin Marvin posed for that sign.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1282	Just follow the sign.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1283	Look, I don't see it as mocking us, I see it as a compliment.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1284	My teenage son has the exact same pinup in his room.	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1285	I guess we’re better adapted to mountain travel than anyone thought	1.2900	0.04777	100	72	27	1
1286	Humans call it a snaking road. We call it a straight shot.	1.2900	0.04984	100	73	25	2
1287	What a great tribute. I think it looks just like Pop.	1.2899	0.04388	138	102	32	4
1288	Looks like Bud's getting creative with his haircuts again.	1.2897	0.04970	107	79	25	3
1289	It's so cool knowing that our ancestors paved these rodes in our image	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1290	They always said he was a straight arrow until he crossed over to the other side.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1291	Grandma was always photogenic	1.2895	0.05246	114	89	18	7
1292	It’s in memory of my mother, who crossed here ‘65.	1.2895	0.04941	114	85	25	4
1293	Nice of them to honour our ancestors this way.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1294	It's such an unrealistic body image.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1295	I'm sure that's the way we go....	1.2893	0.04901	121	91	25	5
1296	Finally, a highway just for us.	1.2893	0.04901	121	91	25	5
1297	I've always felt this kind of sign redundant.	1.2892	0.05563	83	61	20	2
1298	Obviously it's a snake crossing .	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1299	Don't cross here. The sign is a dead giveaway.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1300	You're staring.	1.2891	0.04854	128	97	25	6
1301	It’s an ‘ess’ curve, not ‘sss’.	1.2891	0.04726	128	96	27	5
1302	It may not look like much, but I'm honored to be so immortalized.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1303	Uncle Zeke was such a showoff!	1.2889	0.04054	135	102	29	4
1304	Yes, but is it art?	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1305	I see you've been posing again.	1.2887	0.04853	142	110	23	9
1306	I call it roadside porn	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1307	That means it's safe for snakes to proceed across.	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1308	She's had work done, obviously.	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1309	Nature gets me.	1.2887	0.05068	97	71	24	2
1310	I guess Marvin posted that selfie he took.	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1311	A squiggle too much cultural appropriation, don't you think?	1.2887	0.05855	97	75	16	6
1312	Caution,snake in the road	1.2885	0.05579	104	80	18	6
1313	It is nice to finally have some representation in the media.	1.2885	0.05409	104	79	20	5
1314	Guess we just keep going straight ahead?	1.2883	0.04855	111	82	26	3
1315	Look both ways before you cross, or you’ll end up on one of these posts like that guy did.	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	7
1316	They’re onto us.	1.2883	0.05181	111	84	22	5
1317	Do you have any idea what effect this will have on snake body image?	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	7
1318	I'm not one to brag, but that sign looks eerily like us.	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
1319	Just ignore it. I know a shorter route.	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
1320	They must think we're over thataway!	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
1321	Maybe it's a trap?	1.2881	0.05260	118	91	20	7
1322	There but for the grace of God go I.	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1323	No one could bend it like Bernie.	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1324	I don't think these snake crossing signs work.	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1325	I don't recognize him, do you?	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1326	My doctor said my X-Rays would would be private.	1.2874	0.05642	87	65	19	3
1327	My Senator has been promising for years a new snakeway underpass here.	1.2871	0.06026	101	80	13	8
1328	This must be the way.	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1329	Is that my dad?	1.2870	0.05350	115	89	19	7
1330	Your picture again! You're such a show off.	1.2870	0.05491	115	90	17	8
1331	Maybe in my younger days, but I’m on the straight and narrow now.	1.2870	0.04904	115	86	25	4
1332	wow...that would hurt...	1.2869	0.05519	122	97	15	10
1333	I’m stealing that for my yoga dream board.	1.2857	0.05012	105	78	24	3
1334	Not much help to a sidewinder	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1335	I still want to check Waze.	1.2857	0.05141	112	85	22	5
1336	Stupid humans think we can fly.	1.2857	0.05427	98	74	20	4
1337	See that? They love us.	1.2857	0.05427	98	74	20	4
1338	And they said I'd always be a snake in the grass.	1.2857	0.05427	98	74	20	4
1339	Trying that move was why I ended up working with the Chiropractor.	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1340	That painter really captured Grandpa's dance moves.	1.2857	0.05802	98	76	16	6
1341	Honestly, I don't see the resemblance.	1.2857	0.05477	91	68	20	3
1342	I never thought they would think of us	1.2857	0.05477	91	68	20	3
1343	It’s an sssssss curve	1.2857	0.05141	112	85	22	5
1344	Of course it's just a sign, but don't you think there's something sexy about it?	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1345	Did you see the speed limit sign?	1.2857	0.05477	91	68	20	3
1346	Is it someone you know ?	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1347	He just hasn't been the same since he turned pro.	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1348	Trust me - road trips are not actually fun.	1.2857	0.05427	98	77	16	5
1349	Did they ever figure out why the chicken did it?	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1350	I come out here to find myself.	1.2857	0.05250	91	67	22	2
1351	See, Who needs Google maps?	1.2847	0.04894	144	113	21	10
1352	A memorial to my Dad!	1.2846	0.05101	123	95	21	7
1353	I'll be glad when we no longer have to see all these electioneering ads.	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1354	That’s your Uncle Charlie - he was a great guy.	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1355	I'm telling ya - "Pole dancers ahead!"	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1356	I think it means we're supposed to cross here.	1.2844	0.04893	109	81	25	3
1357	Talk about a pinup model!	1.2844	0.05064	109	82	23	4
1358	Airbrushed, I’m telling’ ya. Nobody looks that good without some help.	1.2844	0.05229	109	83	21	5
1359	I told him to look both ways.”	1.2843	0.05000	102	78	20	4
1360	I knew him before he became famous.	1.2843	0.05096	102	76	23	3
1361	That’s a nice Memorial to uncle Bern	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
1362	I call it “Self-Portrait # 6”	1.2843	0.05000	102	78	20	4
1363	Yeah, she was one sexy bitch!	1.2843	0.05973	102	81	13	8
1364	So for us, it's a straight shot from here.	1.2843	0.05639	102	79	17	6
1365	They need to get this straightened out.	1.2842	0.05731	95	73	17	5
1366	You’re full of it, thats not a picture of your dad.	1.2842	0.04887	95	69	25	1
1367	No it doesn't make your ass look flat.	1.2842	0.06109	95	75	13	7
1368	I wish I was that flexible	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1369	Why can’t you be more like your cousin Phil?	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1370	i think its a trick	1.2835	0.04596	127	95	28	4
1371	Your turn to thumb a ride.	1.2835	0.04015	127	93	33	1
1372	She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when she comes!	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1373	I think they could have found a better way to honor Uncle Leo.	1.2832	0.04782	113	84	26	3
1374	Now this highway is worth adopting.	1.2832	0.04944	113	85	24	4
1375	It might mean Single girls ahead. We should go check it out.	1.2832	0.04527	113	85	25	3
1376	I was somewhat more limber when I modeled for that one.	1.2832	0.05547	113	89	16	8
1377	Forget it. We’re not chickens.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1378	You can't miss it. It's straight ahead	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1379	What a weird head.	1.2830	0.05648	106	83	16	7
1380	It means 'Straight Ahead'	1.2830	0.04596	106	77	28	1
1381	Five years of yoga, and I still don't I can do that!	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
1382	Well, I call it "appropriation."	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1383	I don't know about you, but I've got a serious snake boner.	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1384	I think it means it is safe to cross here.	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1385	I saw her first!	1.2828	0.04771	99	74	23	2
1386	You see? They do love us!	1.2828	0.04549	99	71	28	0
1387	They say this is the Route 66 hissstorical highway.	1.2828	0.05568	99	78	15	6
1388	Residuals? Sadly, I let them talk me into a one time fee.	1.2828	0.05380	99	75	20	4
1389	How did Cousin Scales get to become a poster star?	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1390	Now that's what I call a sexy sign!	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
1391	I've seen signs for deer or people, but never for us.	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
1392	No one seems to heed our new Snake Crossing sign.	1.2826	0.05426	92	69	20	3
1393	Looks like it is straight ahead!	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
1394	Let's take turns navigating our way up to the top.	1.2826	0.05642	92	70	18	4
1395	Should be safe with this crossing sign.	1.2826	0.05315	92	71	17	4
1396	See for yourself, they haven't corrected it !	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1397	So, what sign were YOU born under?	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
1398	Finally, a straight road!	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
1399	That’s the kind of hat I want!	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
1400	I just wanted to show you that Joe finally found some direction in life.	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
1401	Thank goodness they finally put up snake crossing signs!	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
1402	Of course it's safe, it's just for us	1.2823	0.04799	124	94	25	5
1403	They named this stretch of the highway after grandpa Joe.	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
1404	Bernie always wanted more than just being a snake in the grass.	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
1405	It's a "Watch for Sidewinders" sign.	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1406	A long distant relative	1.2818	0.05024	110	85	20	5
1407	Finally good directions	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1408	Home! We're going home!	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1409	At last, the road of our ancestors.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1410	Looks about right to me.	1.2816	0.05054	103	79	20	4
1411	It's a memorial to those who've slithered here before.	1.2816	0.05239	103	78	21	4
1412	This is where the bus stops for the snake convention.	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1413	It's so nice they named this highway after Mom.	1.2816	0.05239	103	78	21	4
1414	He looks familiar, but I can’t place the face	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1415	It’s Piet Mondrian’s portrait of my father.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1416	It's a memorial to my Dad who was flattened by a car.	1.2812	0.05278	96	72	21	3
1417	I guess we’re famous around here	1.2812	0.04698	128	97	26	5
1418	No one shimmies like your sister Kate.	1.2812	0.06231	96	77	11	8
1419	Well, I certainly shed enough skin over this at the town council, but they finally built us a snake road.	1.2810	0.05146	121	94	20	7
1420	I call this section of the highway “twist and shout”!	1.2810	0.04871	121	92	24	5
1421	Says go straight…	1.2810	0.04871	121	92	24	5
1422	Must be our crosswalk.	1.2809	0.05297	89	66	21	2
1423	I think she is down this road, but you go first.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1424	Is there any other way?!"	1.2809	0.05297	89	66	21	2
1425	Want to play chicken?	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1426	They see us, they really see us!	1.2807	0.04907	114	88	21	5
1427	He looks nothing like his Tinder profile...	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1428	Obviously it's not a sign. It's a symbol.	1.2807	0.04664	114	87	23	4
1429	See? I told you there was a road for snakes.	1.2804	0.05442	107	83	18	6
1430	Why does it have an arrowhead instead of a face?	1.2804	0.04750	107	79	26	2
1431	More cultural appropriation!	1.2804	0.05108	107	81	22	4
1432	I’ve had it with these unrealistic body types the media keeps portraying.	1.2804	0.05108	107	81	22	4
1433	This is where mom got her first modeling gig.	1.2804	0.05277	107	82	20	5
1434	I think it's a memorial to my uncle Bob.	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
1435	I actually prefer the hairpin curve; it pays more.	1.2803	0.04847	132	102	23	7
1436	Huge straightaway ahead.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1437	That's not me! I never, ever pose nude.	1.2800	0.05156	125	98	19	8
1438	He has to wear a funny hat, but the pay's good.	1.2800	0.04940	100	74	24	2
1439	When did you pose for that emoji?	1.2800	0.04837	100	76	21	3
1440	It means "My way or the highway"	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1441	I asked you where you laid those eggs	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
1442	Can you twerk?	1.2800	0.05874	100	79	14	7
1443	Stop drooling, Norman.	1.2800	0.04628	125	94	27	4
1444	It's a slippery slope but you know you're tempted.	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1445	I guess this is where we’re supposed to cross.	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1446	Get your mind out of the gutter.	1.2796	0.05993	93	75	11	7
1447	It marks the sacred land of those we have lost.	1.2796	0.05154	93	71	19	3
1448	Feeling lucky?	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
1449	I find that sign triggering.	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1450	It's fun to watch them take that last curve	1.2793	0.05147	111	85	21	5
1451	Snakes have right of way in California	1.2793	0.04278	111	80	31	0
1452	I told you to ask for directions!	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1453	I think it's a rather good likeness of me.	1.2793	0.05604	111	88	15	8
1454	Uncle Al’s always been a show-off.	1.2793	0.04465	111	81	29	1
1455	Nice to finally see ourselves represented in the media, right?	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1456	Okay, but what about the downhill traffic?	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1457	It's a memorial to my Uncle Slim.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1458	I've always loved that picture of you.	1.2788	0.04823	104	77	25	2
1459	My father paved the way.	1.2788	0.05012	104	78	23	3
1460	I guess we're supposed to turn right here!	1.2788	0.05195	104	79	21	4
1461	My cousin Arnie designed this section.	1.2788	0.05195	104	79	21	4
1462	I don’t understand why they need a warning sign	1.2788	0.05012	104	80	20	4
1463	I suppose you wish I looked more like her?	1.2788	0.05195	104	79	21	4
1464	I used to cross wherever I wanted to.	1.2788	0.04625	104	76	27	1
1465	See? All snakes go to heaven!	1.2788	0.05012	104	78	23	3
1466	It’s a sign showing the way to Heaven.	1.2787	0.04547	122	91	28	3
1467	Wow,these billboards are really getting explicit.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1468	I think this guy speaks another language.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
1469	She's a little flat for my taste."	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1470	You know what a deer crossing is…this is for us.	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1471	I’m not litigious, but this is identity theft.	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1472	I always did love that photo of Mom.	1.2783	0.04711	115	89	22	4
1473	I haven't actually seen a pointy headed snake.	1.2782	0.04695	133	102	25	6
1474	★☆☆☆☆ [1/5] Very deadly. Would not recommend.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1475	Quit lusting. She's not real.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1476	These roadside memorials used to have flowers	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1477	Yes I grew up with him. Now that he is a big muckity muck, he won’t have anything to do with me…	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1478	Sometimes I wish I was poisonous!	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1479	Maybe the curves mean there's females up ahead.	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1480	It was an honor that this road was named after you uncle.	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1481	Leo is so vain - posting pictures of himself everywhere.	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1482	You grandfather posed for that just before he was run over by a tour bus.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1483	I told you I lost my mother around here.	1.2778	0.04733	126	96	25	5
1484	I thought I was tired of representative art, but this is really compelling	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
1485	That's some bad posture right there.	1.2773	0.04611	119	89	27	3
1486	That's where snakekillers go to go to find their hearts. .	1.2773	0.04762	119	90	25	4
1487	It was your great, great, grandfather that posed for that.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1488	So that’s what happened to Bruce	1.2772	0.05288	101	77	20	4
1489	Oh good, this looks like the way home!	1.2772	0.04476	101	73	28	0
1490	If this was all they were planning to do with the place, I don’t know why they such a fuss about that damn apple.	1.2772	0.05650	101	79	16	6
1491	I understand he died instantly. I love it that humans erected this memorial to him.	1.2772	0.05097	101	76	22	3
1492	Nobody else obeys that sign.	1.2772	0.05288	101	77	20	4
1493	Just be yourself.	1.2772	0.05097	101	76	22	3
1494	Such a fitting tribute for all those who have gone before.	1.2772	0.05097	101	76	22	3
1495	They put this up when Mom adopted this road.	1.2772	0.05288	101	77	20	4
1496	Well, he said he'd leave us a map.	1.2771	0.05892	83	66	12	5
1497	Finally, someone appreciates us.	1.2771	0.05505	83	62	19	2
1498	It's your Nanna.	1.2768	0.04781	112	84	25	3
1499	Hey Slim, I think he’s doing your signature move!	1.2768	0.04781	112	84	25	3
1500	Success has really gone to his tail.	1.2768	0.05107	112	86	21	5
1501	Every where I go I'm reminded of mother.	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1502	This memorial would mean everything to Dad.	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1503	More body shaming.	1.2766	0.05936	94	74	14	6
1504	Adam’s revenge.	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1505	Definitely anti-reptilian.	1.2766	0.04879	94	69	24	1
1506	You know she's photoshopped, right?	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
1507	She’s gorgeous.	1.2766	0.04879	94	69	24	1
1508	A special little something to top up our bucket list or should we kick it up a notch in the now?	1.2766	0.05936	94	74	14	6
1509	He was such a self-promoter.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1510	I love it too, but it took me a long time before I realized that the top of my head was never going to be pointy like that.	1.2766	0.05108	94	70	22	2
1511	We can't cross here it's reserved for sidewinders.	1.2764	0.04802	123	94	24	5
1512	I'm not that fat, am I?"	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1513	Do you think they're taking the pissssssss?	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1514	From here it's just a straight shot through the mountains.	1.2762	0.05152	105	80	21	4
1515	Told you we should have patented it.	1.2762	0.05327	105	81	19	5
1516	I told you we’d find triangle head up the road.	1.2762	0.04972	105	79	23	3
1517	I have no idea why they put pornography where anyone can see it.	1.2762	0.05820	105	84	13	8
1518	Who cares about her mind? Look at that amazing slither!	1.2762	0.05327	105	81	19	5
1519	I swear, they named it after me.	1.2762	0.05152	105	80	21	4
1520	Yup.Shiela was the model. Who else has curves like those?	1.2762	0.05327	105	81	19	5
1521	Our ancestors built this highway.	1.2762	0.04972	105	79	23	3
1522	When did you have your portrait drawn?	1.2762	0.04784	105	78	25	2
1523	I used to be a life model.	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1524	You see art. I see porn.	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1525	Just follow those signs to the chiropractor.	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1526	If I did that I'd need a chirpractor.	1.2759	0.05590	87	66	18	3
1527	Yes I did paint that sign. Why do you ask?	1.2759	0.04834	116	88	24	4
1528	Ehh! My kid could do that.	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1529	Doesn't that picture remind you of Hissler's Mother?	1.2755	0.04979	98	73	23	2
1530	Fun guy. Too bad he crossed at the wrong place, wrong time.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1531	My first modeling job.	1.2755	0.04979	98	73	23	2
1532	Maybe that guy can help us find our way. He has a great view.	1.2755	0.05186	98	74	21	3
1533	Be careful, there may be a venomous snake ahead.	1.2755	0.04979	98	73	23	2
1534	Looks like a set up to me.	1.2755	0.05577	98	78	14	6
1535	The snake yoga studio is just down the road.	1.2755	0.05577	98	78	14	6
1536	I posed for that sign.	1.2752	0.05027	109	83	22	4
1537	That's just for poisonous snakes! We can cross here, unless you're chicken!	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1538	don't say we didn't warn them about what's around the next curve.	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1539	I’m glad they have snake crossings here.	1.2752	0.04585	109	88	16	5
1540	All Hail The Squiggly One!	1.2750	0.03918	120	95	21	4
1541	No, it does not mean 'Snake Crossing.'	1.2750	0.05016	120	93	21	6
1542	Not once has she passed a sobriety check!	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1543	My way IS the highway.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1544	‘Snakes up ahead’ was not the right answer.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1545	It's a good portrait, but they didn't get your good side.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1546	You see, I told you that your father was famous	1.2748	0.04605	131	100	26	5
1547	See? They’ll know to slow down for us	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1548	I think it's a memorial to Charlie!	1.2747	0.04958	91	67	23	1
1549	The family is suing for trademark infringement.	1.2747	0.05198	91	68	21	2
1550	think the pointy hat he's wearing might be a religious thing.	1.2747	0.05428	91	69	19	3
1551	They just can’t get my head right!	1.2747	0.05198	91	68	21	2
1552	I can't move like that with my back issues. We'll have to take a cab.	1.2747	0.06264	91	73	11	7
1553	Dude, you're famous!	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1554	And here's our family's Adopt A Highway marker.	1.2745	0.04858	102	76	24	2
1555	Wherever we wind up, at least we’re together.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1556	I wonder what it was he said or did to have to wear the dunce cap.	1.2745	0.05771	102	81	14	7
1557	Looks more like your family.	1.2745	0.04858	102	78	21	3
1558	So THAT is how the worm turns!	1.2743	0.05221	113	88	19	6
1559	The head and tail need work.	1.2743	0.04575	113	84	27	2
1560	That is a trick, just cross.	1.2743	0.04745	113	85	25	3
1561	Unrealistic body standards create a toxic environment.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1562	I come by here every day, but I've never actually seen her.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1563	We should proceed cautiously—looks like triangles are braining snakes up ahead.	1.2738	0.06416	84	67	11	6
1564	I'm offended, but I can't articulate why.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1565	Here we have an Expressionist portrait from the late twentieth century.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1566	How about a 180?	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1567	Pfffft … I could do that.	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
1568	Does that mean we should take the highway?	1.2737	0.04836	95	70	24	1
1569	Let's go until we find the fork.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1570	Don't slither and drive.	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
1571	It’s something our ancestors did long, long ago.	1.2737	0.04836	95	70	24	1
1572	And we get no residuals.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1573	Do you think she’s prettier than me?	1.2737	0.04836	95	70	24	1
1574	It makes you proud.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1575	Looks like we just keeping going straight.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1576	Mmm... I'd love to bump into her in a mating ball..	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
1577	I feel they owe us royalties.	1.2736	0.05771	106	85	13	8
1578	We don’t really need these directions since we got GPS	1.2736	0.05613	106	84	15	7
1579	I’m telling you, it’s a private road for snakes…what are you worried about?	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
1580	Feels like copyright infringement.	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
1581	This sign verifies we were here before the highway.	1.2735	0.05239	117	92	18	7
1582	Everywhere you look...porn	1.2734	0.04925	128	100	21	7
1583	The question is: Will they see us?	1.2734	0.04535	128	97	27	4
1584	I fucked her	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1585	I just filed the lawsuit. We'll be rich!	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1586	I'd swipe right on her.	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
1587	Never mind the sign. Let's go get that chicken!	1.2727	0.05041	88	65	22	1
1588	Maybe this is a sign the world really WAS made for us...	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1589	It’s not a free peep show, you idiot!	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1590	This is where Gramps got run over.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1591	This is where he wanted to be buried.	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
1592	Wow. That does look just like Mom.	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1593	It’s been three days, I don’t the bus is coming.	1.2727	0.06827	77	62	9	6
1594	our ticket to paradise	1.2727	0.04936	99	74	23	2
1595	Honestly, I don't think that's a good portrait of you.	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
1596	Road trip!!!	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
1597	It's called impressionism.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1598	Someone apparently feels we're dangerous.	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
1599	Did they ask for photo permission?	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
1600	Freddie would have been so proud of this memorial	1.2727	0.06203	88	70	12	6
1601	Why did the cobra cross the road?	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1602	You could sue them for copyright infringement.	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
1603	I think it's a selfie.	1.2727	0.05116	121	95	19	7
1604	Don't get rattled-- it's just a windy road.	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
1605	I can totally do this dance move.	1.2719	0.04709	114	86	25	3
1606	Yeah you're right. Why did the chicken?	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
1607	This looks like the crossing.	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
1608	I’m thrilled that they honored Dad	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
1609	Dude thinks he’s Brad Pitt now.	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
1610	The road of life is full of twists and turns. And that’s just the way we like it.	1.2719	0.04871	114	87	23	4
1611	Someone thinks we’re stupid!	1.2719	0.04791	114	89	20	5
1612	It’s a sign. We need to scale up.	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1613	Looks easy, but it's a G ride with traffic.	1.2718	0.05012	103	78	22	3
1614	I don’t care if she’s an arrow. I still love her.	1.2718	0.04818	103	77	24	2
1615	Not everything is about you.	1.2718	0.05012	103	78	22	3
1616	You’re right, it IS the spitting image of Uncle Louie!	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1617	Now I'm sorry I voted for him!	1.2718	0.05378	103	80	18	5
1618	The long and winding road that leads to your hole	1.2718	0.05552	103	81	16	6
1619	Do you get the sense we're just art imitating life imitating art?	1.2718	0.05012	103	78	22	3
1620	THAT'S GRANDPA!	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1621	Is that a road sign or a picture of Chuck?	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1622	This is one of my earlier model portraits, I knew I would eventually show the way.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
1623	I'm still waiting for my royalty check.	1.2717	0.04913	92	68	23	1
1624	Do you know anyone who survived that way home?	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1625	He never moves.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
1626	It's a clear case of patent infringement.	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1627	Nice hat.	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1628	I think it means that we can cross here.	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
1629	and then they named a highway after him	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
1630	I knew her before she was famous.	1.2712	0.04609	118	89	26	3
1631	I have sweet memories of us snaking around those bends.	1.2710	0.04708	107	80	25	2
1632	That officially shows we're allowed to cross. You go first.	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
1633	You try looking like that after 25 kids, Carl	1.2710	0.05405	107	84	17	6
1634	Look at those curves----sexy.	1.2708	0.04540	144	112	25	7
1635	That reminds me, how’s your sister doing?	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1636	What should we do? We're not sidewinders!	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1637	That, my daughter, is a tribute to Thordoor. creator of CARSWERVE .	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1638	... great uncle Phil.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
1639	I see the sign but where's the strip club?	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
1640	Pay up! Told you there was a designated snake crossing.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1641	Hmmm. More of us around the curve!	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1642	Quicker than as the crow flies	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1643	Your mom is so famous. I see her photo everywhere.	1.2705	0.04943	122	95	21	6
1644	Do they have to use Barbie proportions for these signs?	1.2705	0.05079	122	99	16	7
1645	But how far did he get?	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
1646	Your place or mine?"	1.2703	0.05543	74	57	15	2
1647	Shall we sue them for plagiarism?	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1648	Mom says this is what happens to snakes that don't eat their vegetables.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1649	Oh how they worship us!	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
1650	Well, sure. That’s one way to get there.	1.2703	0.06747	74	59	10	5
1651	I feel we're being given a sign.	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1652	This monument proves the bipeds are finally given us the respect we deserve.	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1653	If you stay on the stripe, you might make it home.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1654	I’m not really a fan of abstract expressionism when it comes to portraits.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1655	Walk like an Egyptian?	1.2700	0.05660	100	79	15	6
1656	At last, a road just for us!	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
1657	It's the spitting image of Granddad.	1.2700	0.05096	100	76	21	3
1658	My Grandpa was the Surveyor’s Assistant for this road.	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
1659	Sidewinder crossing?	1.2700	0.04894	100	75	23	2
1660	I swear, that looks just like my ex-wife.	1.2698	0.03723	126	98	25	3
1661	O-la-la!	1.2698	0.04702	126	99	21	6
1662	It's my cousin. He has a very good PR team.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1663	Makes you feel kinda proud, don't it?	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1664	I'll tell you where it leads: the promised land.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1665	I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
1666	Don't know about you but I really don't like to follow directions.	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
1667	They have them for deer too.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1668	is that for me or you?	1.2692	0.04970	104	79	22	3
1669	That's a caution sign. You remember what happened to Clyde.	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1670	As if its that easy.	1.2692	0.04970	104	79	22	3
1671	So, what's the big deal? Why do they need a sign?	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
1672	Don’t know anyone with a pointy head like that, you?	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1673	It’s nice that it starts to draw drivers’ attention to us. I’ve lost many members of my family on this road.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
1674	Looks like your house is 3 miles straight ahead.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1675	You're right, she's hot.	1.2692	0.05676	78	59	17	2
1676	Another unrealistic body expectation.	1.2692	0.04970	104	79	22	3
1677	I’m flexible.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1678	I'm glad they finally put up a sign. It's going to save so many lives!	1.2692	0.04680	104	80	21	3
1679	Okay, you tell me...just where is that chicken going to cross?	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1680	Personally, I prefer Pilates to calisthenics.	1.2689	0.05161	119	94	18	7
1681	I think I already know how to cross the road.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1682	That’s unrealistic beauty standards.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1683	It's in honor of my late cousin Sammy.	1.2688	0.05103	93	70	21	2
1684	This is our path!	1.2688	0.05103	93	70	21	2
1685	Now I finally understand what “serpentine” means.	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1686	This is our crossing.	1.2688	0.04868	93	69	23	1
1687	What’s your next great idea?	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
1688	One day soon all genders will be welcome here.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
1689	Snake crossing. Follow me.	1.2685	0.04853	108	82	23	3
1690	I negotiated a six cent royalty payment for every sign.	1.2685	0.04671	108	84	21	3
1691	Finally … A road we can handle!	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1692	Art imitates life?	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
1693	We should be receiving royalties for the use of our patented highway designs.	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
1694	Let’s take a right here.	1.2683	0.04407	123	95	24	4
1695	It’s a living.	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
1696	Looks a lot like Ed.	1.2683	0.04482	123	93	27	3
1697	Doesn't it get you in the mood, honey?	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1698	There's nothing like a little body shaming	1.2680	0.05388	97	77	15	5
1699	Why can't they just come out and say that this road is snaky.	1.2680	0.04973	97	73	22	2
1700	Wasn't it nice of them to put up a memorial marker for Seth?	1.2680	0.04973	97	73	22	2
1701	Should we sue?	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1702	It resonates with me, but my girlfriend prefers “Dangerous Curves Ahead.”	1.2680	0.05185	97	74	20	3
1703	This section of the Interstate is named in honor of our grandfather!	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
1704	But we're straight!	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
1705	Looks like a venomous road ahead.	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
1706	It was love at first sight.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1707	If I wanted a jawline like that I'd suck on a stack of Doritos.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1708	Happy birthday darling,I really think the artist has captured your essence.	1.2673	0.05610	101	80	15	6
1709	Boa bypass. Traffic is a choke.	1.2673	0.04749	101	78	20	3
1710	I see Uncle Sid has gotten that job he wanted!	1.2673	0.04749	101	78	20	3
1711	I say just follow your gut.	1.2673	0.04852	101	76	23	2
1712	Don't worry. If you can pass the 'I'm not a robot test,' you can pass the road hazard test.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1713	It means this road is reserved for triangular headed venomous snakes, not garden varieties like us.	1.2672	0.05387	116	93	15	8
1714	Maybe on our anniversary…if you’re lucky.	1.2667	0.05122	120	95	18	7
1715	I find that sign terribly offensive.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
1716	I think they’re on to us!	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
1717	Copyright?	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
1718	Your late grandmother was the model.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1719	I’ve never really understood abstract art.	1.2667	0.04543	105	78	26	1
1720	Jeez. More road sign porn.	1.2667	0.06281	90	73	10	7
1721	I'm offended by the crude depiction, but I'm also cold-blooded.	1.2667	0.04947	90	67	22	1
1722	It’s a warning of what happens when you try to cross.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1723	We should go back and ask the chicken.	1.2667	0.06079	90	72	12	6
1724	Yep, that's your Uncle Garter's Memorial Highway.	1.2667	0.04947	90	67	22	1
1725	What do you think? Swipe left?	1.2667	0.05122	120	95	18	7
1726	Nobody I recognize . . . with that head.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1727	So, how's your dad?	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1728	It's in memory of your uncle Pete, who got flattened here.	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
1729	They don't call it serpentine for nothing.	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1730	Is it modern or post-modern?	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1731	What's it like to have a highway named after you?	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1732	I think we found our Yellow Brick Road	1.2661	0.05475	109	87	15	7
1733	It's quite a nice likeness to commemorate his passing	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1734	I know it when I see it and that’s pornography.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1735	I thought you'd be more photogenic.	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1736	Now I see why the artist had me wear the tricorn hat.	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1737	Looks like we took a wrong slither.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1738	Body standards are wild these days	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1739	The buffalo, deer and antelope all tipped me to this crossing point.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1740	It happened on this curve. Blacky was like a brother to me.	1.2660	0.05278	94	72	19	3
1741	Maybe we should find another place to cross.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1742	Signs, they're just like us.	1.2660	0.05278	94	72	19	3
1743	My wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
1744	She’s got dangerous curves.	1.2658	0.05614	79	62	14	3
1745	So that's why he crossed the road.	1.2655	0.04872	113	87	22	4
1746	Thank goodness we've found our way home.	1.2655	0.04707	113	86	24	3
1747	Now....she's curvaceous!!!!	1.2655	0.04707	113	86	24	3
1748	It's the scenic route	1.2653	0.04822	98	76	19	3
1749	I always thought Harry would make it to the big time.	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1750	We thought a memorial would be nice to wish my uncle peace after his accident.	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1751	Isn't that Fred?	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1752	See what happens when you ingest an arrowhead…	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1753	It is written, we must follow the way of the Great Snake.	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1754	Why do people presume they can tell us how to travel?	1.2653	0.05720	98	78	14	6
1755	That’s where you go if you try to cross the road.	1.2653	0.04712	98	73	24	1
1756	Provocative.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
1757	Your great-grandfather was the original pathfinder for this stretch.	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1758	I ended up at the chiropractor after posing for that one.	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1759	I’ve always said, the greatest designs of all come directly from nature.	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1760	Um … I’m not sure.	1.2651	0.05444	83	63	18	2
1761	I'd kill to have a curvy asp like that.	1.2650	0.05346	117	94	15	8
1762	R.I.P. Bob.	1.2650	0.04763	117	90	23	4
1763	Yes, Granddaddy was really a trail blazer!	1.2650	0.04605	117	89	25	3
1764	I think it's some kind of sign.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1765	Let's sign up for belly dance!	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
1766	It means "put your party hat on."	1.2647	0.05383	102	80	17	5
1767	I could never get those modeling jobs.	1.2647	0.05561	102	83	12	7
1768	The perspective is off.	1.2647	0.04812	102	77	23	2
1769	You got this.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1770	Told you this was the direct route!	1.2644	0.05029	87	65	21	1
1771	That's what it says, but don't you believe it.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1772	I'm not as flexible as I use to be	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
1773	I always miss Mom around the holidays.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
1774	We have the right of way, they have to stop for us.	1.2644	0.04755	87	64	23	0
1775	You really want me to try that?	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
1776	The letter writing campaign finally worked.	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1777	They're on to us. We really have to find a better hiding place.	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1778	You’re very photogenic!	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1779	Sssssssssssssssss.	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1780	The head’s a little pointy, but not bad.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1781	So you think she's pretty?	1.2640	0.04564	125	96	25	4
1782	That is so demeaning! We don't have pointy heads!	1.2640	0.04703	125	97	23	5
1783	I think this means this road is just for us...	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
1784	That's what you look like if a semi gets you!	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1785	You will like it - it's a creepy road.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1786	Lets go left. There are poisonous snakes to the right.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
1787	I smell a rat.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
1788	So beautiful.	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1789	What a lovely portrait of grandmother.	1.2637	0.05376	91	70	18	3
1790	Many make this pilgrimage, but very few survive to tell the tale.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1791	No,that's not Mom,it's Aunt Susan.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
1792	I've always wondered how they know where to put the snake crossing signs.	1.2637	0.04901	91	68	22	1
1793	It doesn't quite capture my curves.	1.2637	0.05376	91	70	18	3
1794	THEY call it a road sign. I call it cultural appropriation.	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1795	You go first. I’ll see you on the other side.	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1796	It’s about time they memorialized Nigel.	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1797	Venomous curve ahead.	1.2632	0.05011	95	72	21	2
1798	You'd think the family could have left some flowers or maybe a candle at least	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1799	I guess Mom went this way.	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
1800	They want to show us the way. C'mon, what's the worst that can happen?	1.2632	0.04782	95	71	23	1
1801	Trust me, stick to this side of the road and you'll be fine.	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
1802	I'm confused...	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1803	Looks like smooth sailing from here.	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1804	He left home at an early age.	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
1805	I'm telling' you Herb, she's haunting me with her picture every where I go.	1.2632	0.05011	95	72	21	2
1806	That reminds me of Uncle Milton and his shortcuts!	1.2627	0.05167	118	94	17	7
1807	It's about time! We can cross the road safely now.	1.2627	0.05025	118	93	19	6
1808	How come they have a picture of Uncle Harry?	1.2627	0.04878	118	92	21	5
1809	Not to worry, it's just around the bend.	1.2627	0.05305	118	95	15	8
1810	The same guy painted me as did that leaping deer sign	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1811	Yes, it LOOKS like a warning sign to drivers for snakes crossing. But note. It's two dimensional.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1812	Certain liberties were taken, but worth it for immortality.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1813	It’s not very flattering is it?	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1814	I have a good feeling about this.	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1815	It's like those deer warnings. I feel safer crossing here.	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1816	c'mon we've got this.	1.2626	0.04671	99	74	24	1
1817	Well, here we have another example of art imitating life.	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1818	I didn't know you modeled	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1819	This looks like our exit, alright.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1820	Chickens thought they had it bad...	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1821	Perect! This is for us!!	1.2625	0.05409	80	63	14	3
1822	Problem is, up ahead lava covers the road.	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
1823	They posted his picture as a warning to others.	1.2625	0.05260	80	60	19	1
1824	It's a fitting memorial. Ted would approve.	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
1825	Looks like Robert is still missing.	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
1826	Since when have they let the girlie clubs advertise?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1827	That gal’s got some curves to die for.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
1828	I’m telling you, it’s a trap.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
1829	How are your hips feeling today?	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1830	Let's look both ways and make a squigle for it.	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1831	It's aspirational.	1.2619	0.04826	84	62	22	0
1832	That's not very original.	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1833	The road to Heaven...maybe?	1.2619	0.05115	84	63	20	1
1834	Humans seem to both fear us and yet mimic us	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1835	your Highway Dollars at Work	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1836	Are you sure we cross here?	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1837	How did the chicken make out?	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1838	Let's report it to the union. By now, they should be using a real snake.	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1839	What would people do without us?!	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1840	How sweet, they put your portrait on a billboard.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1841	Oh no, is the triangle haircut coming back “in” again?	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1842	And I thought jumping deer had all the luck.	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
1843	Don't tread on me	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1844	I auditioned for the poster competition too, but that sweet-talking Wilbur just wormed his way to the top.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1845	He gets royalties.	1.2617	0.04471	107	80	26	1
1846	Don't let than sign rattle you.	1.2615	0.04166	130	98	30	2
1847	I hope my health insurance covers this!	1.2614	0.05236	88	67	19	2
1848	I just remembered you have a chiropractor appointment coming up.	1.2614	0.04980	88	66	21	1
1849	See, your portrait came out better than you thought it would.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1850	I was wondering where Berniece ended up.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1851	And just like that she dumped me.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1852	I TOLD HIM TO BE CAREFUL, NOW LOOK AT HIM	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1853	She really paved the way for us.	1.2614	0.05236	88	67	19	2
1854	The DOT was so kind to put this crossing sign in for us...	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1855	I swear, I dated her before she got famous.	1.2613	0.04739	111	85	23	3
1856	Does that sign make me look fat?	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1857	I love a good phallic symbol	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1858	It means 'Caution - Snake Crossing'.	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1859	That's what I call a speedway!	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1860	You’ve been seeing her everywhere since she left.	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
1861	No, Jake, it doesn't mean "pole dancing ahead".	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1862	Hiss… I hate how the media is always pushing unrealistic body standards.	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1863	Don't fall for it. Never trust the photos that are posted on on-sign dating services.	1.2609	0.05253	115	92	16	7
1864	Look at the hips on that one!	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1865	I don't know. It sort of looks like Uncle Arthur.	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1866	See, I told you. A dead ringer for your Aunt Susan.	1.2605	0.04693	119	92	23	4
1867	Finally a straightaway	1.2604	0.04966	96	73	21	2
1868	This is great grandpa's memorial highway.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1869	That was my brother " too slow Joe.	1.2604	0.04740	96	74	20	2
1870	Getting there wont event be a stretch for us	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1871	This a memorial to all our ancestors that tried to cross this road.	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
1872	It’s dad	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
1873	They're sending us the long way!	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1874	How dare they. We're more than just a flex symbol!	1.2604	0.04966	96	73	21	2
1875	How do we get to wiggle out of this curve?!!	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1876	Looks like my way IS the highway.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
1877	I guess Bert just wants everyone to know, he has a new hat.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1878	I beat out four pythons and three anacondas for that modeling gig.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
1879	Highway or my way?	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
1880	My father's memorial. Dad was not exactly a straight arrow.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
1881	Do you know a good copyright attorney?	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
1882	Looks like our kind of highway.	1.2600	0.04408	100	74	26	0
1883	For once, I would just like to see the long and unwinding road.	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
1884	Be careful, there's a snake on the road	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
1885	Six hours posing, and they only paid me scale."	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1886	The arrowhead is misleading the road keeps on going	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
1887	Looks like a straight shot.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1888	Wait, do I have a point on my head?	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1889	I know it’s not PC but hubba hubba!	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
1890	Are you sure we won't be killed and put on a sign?	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
1891	At long last, they developed a direct route.	1.2597	0.06511	77	62	10	5
1892	Thisssssssssssssssssssssssss motherfucker.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1893	She has curves in all the wrong places.	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1894	Looks like the city finally got around to our reptile crossing sign.	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1895	They seem to have finally moved on from their deer drawing obsession.	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1896	Who do you think it looks like?	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1897	Looks like its snakes that way.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1898	Piece of cake.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1899	Let's go, I'm feeling slippery and dangerous.	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
1900	Road kill?	1.2593	0.04627	108	84	21	3
1901	That's some snake in the road, Tim.	1.2593	0.04810	108	83	22	3
1902	Thissss way	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1903	$80 a day and craft services. That’s all I got.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1904	I was the model for that.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1905	The Name, Image, Likeness money is great!	1.2590	0.04252	139	107	28	4
1906	See, I told you they forgave us for the apple thing.	1.2589	0.05033	112	88	19	5
1907	Hey! That looks like Larry!	1.2588	0.05063	85	64	20	1
1908	Actually, she's better looking than that.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
1909	I think I know what to do.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
1910	They day that if the head is pointed,it's poisonous.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
1911	I totally don't remember posting this selfie.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
1912	I've been preparing for this all my life.	1.2588	0.05333	85	67	15	3
1913	Yeah, it definitely looks like Jeff, but I'm telling you, it's not him.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1914	it's a picture of you!	1.2586	0.04519	116	91	21	4
1915	It must be the road designed by my grandfather.	1.2585	0.03750	147	114	30	3
1916	Really it’s a fine bus service!	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
1917	Remind me. What did the chicken say?	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1918	The road snakes to the left	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1919	What is Uncle Peter telling us?	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1920	Art? Porn is what I call it!	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
1921	I've got Seth working on the naming rights.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
1922	They need to stay in their lane.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
1923	I told you she'd be famous	1.2584	0.04667	89	66	23	0
1924	This is the best mirror in town	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
1925	It's counter intuitive. There are no girls that way.	1.2581	0.04811	93	70	22	1
1926	He's the man of my dreams.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1927	It's a pretty good likeness.	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
1928	They’re trying to trick you into crossing the road”.	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
1929	Why don’t you look at me like that anymore?	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1930	'Your grandpa's memorial.He dissappeared here years ago.I think grandma nagged him one time too many'	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
1931	I already tried. He don't talk.	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
1932	I tried out for that job, but they said I was too fat!	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
1933	And this is a teaser for my Belly Dance night club.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1934	I don't think it captures your head at all.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
1935	Thank God! Indoor plumbing, straight ahead.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
1936	I think it is your turn.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
1937	WOW!! Look at those curves.	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
1938	So you’re saying it’s a real fake?	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
1939	I told you she is cute!	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
1940	Remember, Timing is everything.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1941	I guess this is where we get our groove on.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
1942	This sign is a tribute to your great-grandfather who designed the road.	1.2574	0.04700	101	79	19	3
1943	I can't believe the Klan still exists in this day and age.	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
1944	It's telling us to go THAT way.	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1945	Psh! These are unrealistic expectations.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
1946	Seymour, you're such a card. Get down from there already. We have to leave.	1.2569	0.04772	109	86	19	4
1947	Since when did Jim get to be so famous?	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1948	So, finally a road which respects our body movements	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1949	Looks just like my sister.	1.2569	0.04304	109	84	23	2
1950	You just go straight, about 2 miles, first exit on the right.	1.2568	0.05463	74	58	14	2
1951	Well, we are finally getting the respect we deserve!	1.2566	0.04666	113	87	23	3
1952	Don't go--it's a trap!	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1953	I always wanted to be a model.	1.2566	0.04314	113	85	27	1
1954	Yes, I thought it'd be good PR to sponsor a highway.	1.2566	0.04993	113	89	19	5
1955	Told you, I’m famous.	1.2566	0.04833	113	88	21	4
1956	Let’s go see that rare Curvy Arrowhead snake	1.2566	0.04993	113	89	19	5
1957	My hatchling can draw a better snake than that!"	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1958	I'm telling you we cross here. The deer have one too.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
1959	Well, they don't call us sidewinders for nothing!	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
1960	And you didn't believe that I'm a professional model.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
1961	Well, finally a nice straight road!	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1962	That reminds me: I've got yoga at 3 today.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
1963	Yea I use to do some modeling.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1964	Why, that's the spittin' image of little Jimmy!	1.2564	0.04567	117	90	24	3
1965	seems pretty easy	1.2562	0.04474	121	93	25	3
1966	I’d date her.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
1967	Yes, I’m certain that’s the way to my mom’s house.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
1968	You'll zig and I'll zag.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
1969	These people really have no idea.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
1970	See? They can't get enough of us.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
1971	The marker for a deer crossing is up ahead....	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
1972	They say it's paradise. It must be, no one ever comes back.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
1973	That's a picture of my Uncle Fred.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
1974	It can't be that difficult to get our heads right on their signs.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
1975	That’s a human caution sign for snake area ahead…we’re home!	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
1976	Son, if you live your life well, you too can have a street named after you.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1977	We're not chickens!	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
1978	I’m just not into abstract portraits.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
1979	The sign is a memorial to Uncle Jim. He died on this road.	1.2558	0.05013	86	65	20	1
1980	Almost pornographic, isn't it?	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1981	Why is there a billboard of your Uncle Jake here?	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
1982	General George Sidewinderton crossed the Delaware River Gap in a Boa near here. There is a Rattlutionary War memorial site honoring the water snakes that shed their last skins further up the pass.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
1983	It's my best pose. I'm getting residuals from all 50 states.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
1984	Your grandma posed for that picture	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
1985	Oh poor Severus, may he rest in peace	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1986	Clearly, it's a copyright infringement.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
1987	Well, the directions look fairly straightforward to me.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
1988	Nice to see them using curvy models more these days.	1.2556	0.04623	90	67	23	0
1989	I’ve been doing some modelling gigs on the side.	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
1990	I wanted to be a hand model, but they said I was better suited for this type of work.	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
1991	"I think it’s in memory of my Dad who crossed this road once.”	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
1992	Yes, she is very attractive . . . but I've fallen for this ploy before.	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
1993	I did a little modeling in my youth.	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
1994	The pointed head ones are poisonous, don’t follow him.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1995	I was uncomfortable at first, but the sign maker told me to just act natural.	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
1996	Let us go slither and yon.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1997	Wow...snake pit party ahead.	1.2553	0.05647	94	75	14	5
1998	Republicans put that there. Just go straight.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
1999	I never thought I'd live to see myself on a billboard!	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
2000	These "Missing Snake" signs annoy me. No phone number; no license plate. What's the point?	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2001	I like it!" "I don't know, they never get the shape of my head right...	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2002	Snake of the month.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2003	This is why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
2004	For pointy heads only.	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
2005	What it doesn't say is the asphalt is murder on our stomachs.	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
2006	Oh, that takes me back to my college girlfriend, June. She was a looker.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2007	And I'm telling you it does NOT mean 'Sidewinder Crossing,' but when have you ever listened to me?	1.2551	0.05292	98	77	17	4
2008	No they call it a a hairpin turn	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2009	I was the inspiration for this one.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2010	Here’s where Uncle Vernon took a turn for the worse.	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
2011	It says so much about life. It must be a Banksy.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2012	I had better poses, but the artist had their "vision"!	1.2551	0.04658	98	74	23	1
2013	Ok. This must be us.	1.2551	0.04658	98	74	23	1
2014	I like her curves.	1.2549	0.05155	102	82	15	5
2015	Are you crazy? Look what happened to Uncle Bertie!	1.2549	0.04763	102	78	22	2
2016	Hey! That's the way home!	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
2017	Love the moves despite the poiny head.	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
2018	I just feel like this is the right spot for us.	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
2019	An express lane just for us.	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
2020	That's cousin Fred. He was always the sharp one!	1.2545	0.05393	110	89	14	7
2021	They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
2022	I'm telling ya--this is a classic case of trademark infringement!	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
2023	This is how my modeling career started”	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
2024	Ready to slither on the Wild Side	1.2545	0.04734	110	85	22	3
2025	How sweet. They knew we were coming.	1.2544	0.04795	114	89	21	4
2026	I used to date her and now she's famous!	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
2027	I dont see the issue	1.2544	0.04795	114	89	21	4
2028	Hey Dude, we're famous.	1.2541	0.04592	122	95	23	4
2029	Would you look at the curves on that one !!	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
2030	Get your head out of the gutter, Vinny	1.2541	0.05148	122	99	15	8
2031	It’s nice to be recognized!	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2032	Well, what do you know, here it is: “The Long and Sidewinding Road”	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2033	Didn’t I tell you, better than Playsnake.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2034	I’ll meet you at the snake in the road.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2035	This sign is racist! We should be able to cross the street where we want to!"	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2036	I know it's very alluring, but it has an airbrushed emptiness about it.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2037	It says, 'sperm crossing', but I think we can go, too.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2038	Yep-they call it the road lesssss traveled.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2039	How many others do you think there are?	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2040	I wish I looked that good.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2041	This is the way.	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2042	If I could do that I'd join the circus.	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2043	Is that who I think it is?	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2044	I think this means we are supposed to cross here. If I'm wrong, how bad could it be?	1.2529	0.06165	87	71	10	6
2045	Nice grave marker for Stan; he couldn't stay on this side.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2046	You might say we invented the sports car	1.2527	0.04840	91	69	21	1
2047	They honor your Grand Pa.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2048	This has to be the way. The sign has our name all over it.	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2049	I think it means 'snake crossing,' or is that too on-the-nose?	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2050	I had no idea that Uncle Charlie is so well-known.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2051	She left me standing here a long, long time ago.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2052	This is the crosswalk where we can pass.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2053	Finally... Our inheritance.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2054	They’re obsessed with us	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2055	Clearly the head is photoshopped.	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2056	does this seem respectful to you, or nah?	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2057	Sssss" curve	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2058	I don’t know a lot about art, but I know what I like.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2059	"This will take you to the Adder-ondack Mountains."	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
2060	I don’t get it…	1.2526	0.05790	95	77	12	6
2061	I feel seen.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
2062	That's him, all right, I'd know Triangle Head Bob anywhere.	1.2526	0.05790	95	77	12	6
2063	Ungulates get them. Why shouldn't we?	1.2526	0.04725	95	72	22	1
2064	Don't believe it! It's our way or the highway!	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2065	I dunno Phil, this road looks kinda snakey to me.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2066	Not bad, but it doesn't quite capture Gladys.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2067	Looks like YOUR family has been here, Ed	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2068	They have no clue how obscene that is!	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
2069	I see Dan is running for King Snake again.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2070	He’s your second cousin twice removed on your mother’s side…	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
2071	Looks like our DEI efforts finally paid off.	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2072	It's a tribute to Grandma!	1.2524	0.04517	103	78	24	1
2073	I can't imagine paying for porn.	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
2074	Look both ways, even at the snake crossing.	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
2075	I double dog dare you.	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
2076	I think we can sue 'em for copywrite infringement	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
2077	That means to watch for us crossing.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
2078	We should adopt.	1.2523	0.04219	107	82	24	1
2079	This is the memorial for Chuck. It also serves as a reminder to others to be careful crossing here.	1.2523	0.05349	111	90	14	7
2080	I don't feel like going to the other side.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2081	What do you think of my new profile pic?	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
2082	It's a remarkable likeness of you.	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
2083	That’s the painting of Aunt Gertrude I told you about.	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
2084	Finally, some representation in public art.	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
2085	So we put up this memorial where he was flattened.	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
2086	She's really hot.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2087	It's really more circuitous than serpentine.	1.2500	0.05752	100	82	11	7
2088	Singles only, I guess. No HOV.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2089	It'ssss a ssssign! Isss what it isss.!	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
2090	Does that mean we'll fly someday?	1.2500	0.04795	92	70	21	1
2091	In fairness, that’s not really how we move.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2092	They say she was the first supermodel.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
2093	Can wait for the chicken	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2094	Of course, I designed it.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2095	I am calling my lawyer. This is plagiarism	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
2096	I think that's really sexy.	1.2500	0.05000	100	80	16	4
2097	That must be one big snake!	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
2098	It speaks our language.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2099	Someone spotted us.	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
2100	Twerk at your own risk	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
2101	You gotta see the curves on this one!"	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
2102	Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2103	I’m in love.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
2104	I'm so glad we took the scenic route.	1.2500	0.04581	108	83	23	2
2105	Our contribution to ‘Support a Highway’	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
2106	I just can't get into yoga	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
2107	I know it sounds dirty, but I find I can stare at that picture for hours.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2108	If we could only still do that!	1.2500	0.05186	80	61	18	1
2109	How am I supposed to move on? Every time I turn around in these mountains, there she is.	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2110	Are you sure that means snake crossing?	1.2500	0.04660	112	87	22	3
2111	Finally, a road designed for us!	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2112	That's me when I was younger	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2113	His final words were, "Stick to the straight and narrow!"	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2114	I saw that move on SnakeTok.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2115	I'm tellin' ya', Larry. She's outta your league.	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
2116	I think they really captured Fred’s spirit	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2117	Straight ahead, sign says.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2118	My mom told me that my flexibility would come in handy some day!!	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2119	It's a pretty good likeness of your Uncle Sidewinder.	1.2500	0.05000	76	57	19	0
2120	This is known as 'trouble with the curve.'	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
2121	It's not that I'm opposed to figurative art, but this particular work doesn't speak to me.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2122	God has sent us a sign.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2123	Dating site for asps ahead.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2124	It means there's snakes around for awhile."	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
2125	Your modeling career seems to be going well.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2126	Sidewinder profile. Let’s slither elsewhere	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2127	They took that picture after I had a few to many.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2128	That means beware of rattlesnakes ahead.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2129	R.I.P. Ralph.	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
2130	I hear they asked that famous actress to pose for it.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2131	Big deal!	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
2132	I think it's what they call a selfie	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2133	Va Va Va Voom!	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
2134	``It doesn't look anything like you.''	1.2500	0.04683	96	73	22	1
2135	I’m not sure your theory has legs.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2136	I'm not so sure,my father always said: "Stay on the straight and narrow"	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2137	I guess this really must be the road back to Paradise!	1.2500	0.04683	96	73	22	1
2138	I really appreciate the straight-body acceptance movement.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
2139	OK, so we just go straight down this road, then?	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2140	It has to be Photoshopped.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2141	Flattened out, but still ahead of the curve.	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2142	Do you know why there is a photo of Sam up there?	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2143	My great grandfather posed for that.	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
2144	This one is modeled on my signature move.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2145	I always think of Mom when we cross here.	1.2481	0.04673	129	103	20	6
2146	„It‘s tempting, Gary, but have you ever seen a nude dancing bar at 5,000 feet that‘s open in November?“	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
2147	It says right there, snake crossing	1.2478	0.04538	113	90	19	4
2148	I hate this road through the Peyronie's.	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
2149	Your uncle George was a model.	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
2150	What sort of society objectifies women in this way?	1.2477	0.04728	109	85	21	3
2151	You got paid how much to pose for that??	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
2152	See. I told you this was the way to Cousin Charlie's.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
2153	I still think we should sue for royalties.	1.2476	0.04838	105	84	17	4
2154	I say old chap, I don’t remember him”	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
2155	This is the one I was telling you about: a Highway named after us.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
2156	It's a monument for your father, who tried to cross here a few years back.	1.2476	0.05024	105	85	15	5
2157	So then I told them to add a snake crossing sign or else I'll call the ADA.	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
2158	Males. All the same.	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
2159	Always look both ways and cross at the 'Snake Crossing' sign.	1.2475	0.04752	101	81	17	3
2160	This must be their way of diminishing the snake population	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
2161	‘Asp Inn, ASP INN!’ not ‘Aspen’	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
2162	And long ago, Mother Snake carved this path into the mountain.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2163	I say we sue for copyright infringement.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2164	We gotta get him outta there!	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2165	We’re almost home!	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2166	DON'T GET RATTLED! THAT'S NOT YOUR SIGN YOUR STILL A LIBRA, SCALES AND ALL!	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2167	You can look but you can’t touch	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2168	Isn't that the model you used to date?	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2169	I was the model for that sign.	1.2474	0.04404	97	73	24	0
2170	She's definitely a babe. I'm going after her!	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2171	Now do you believe in god?	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2172	I know all the words to “A Long and Winding Road.”	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2173	See I told this is the way.	1.2473	0.04751	93	71	21	1
2174	Nice, looks just like you.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2175	Well, duh.... it's the only way we know how to go.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2176	I'll pass. I'm having some stomach issues today.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2177	I'm tired of these billboards and their unrealistic beauty standards	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
2178	Looks like an easy shortcut!	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
2179	That sign looks familiar. We’re not lost anymore.	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
2180	They say this is where mom died.	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
2181	What a nice memorial to Jonesy.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2182	I didn't know Stephanie had scoliosis.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2183	It's like seeing Grandpa's picture again	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
2184	What a coincidence. I know that guy!	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2185	The sign indicates that we should go that way.	1.2472	0.06039	89	73	10	6
2186	Well, that's stating the obvious	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2187	You're right! Mom was the model for this sign.	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2188	It's a warning: Cross here and you'll be flattened	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2189	It runs along the Snake River.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2190	Just once I’d like to land on a ladder.	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2191	Stop gawking, Bill. She's not real, those curves have to be photoshopped.	1.2472	0.04998	89	71	15	3
2192	Is that what my head really looks like?	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2193	I prefer the road less followed.	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2194	Look. It's Daddy when he was a soldier.	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2195	Anybody you know?	1.2471	0.04852	85	67	16	2
2196	Well, I guess it is a bit mysterious. It's got nothing on crop circles though.	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2197	Hey, that looks just like Aunt Ida!	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2198	I'm so tired of meta art.	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2199	You’re modeling for billboards now?	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
2200	Why a picture of Bob?	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2201	It was named for my grandfather.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2202	Good thing snakes can't talk because this drawing needs no caption.	1.2469	0.05701	81	63	14	3
2203	See, I told you the world wasn’t round!	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2204	This must be the way to Grandma's house.	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2205	It’s the curves that really move me .	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2206	See? I told you she was hot - look at those curves!	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2207	And I say it's about time! Did we or did we not give them sex?	1.2468	0.05115	77	61	14	2
2208	You take the right - I'll take the left.	1.2468	0.06445	77	63	9	5
2209	Told ya you’d one day be on an important sign by the highway!	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2210	Are we there yet	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2211	I think that means we own the road...	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2212	Don't be jealous honey, I posed for that layout before I even met you.	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2213	It's kind of kinky; we should try it sometime.	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2214	Grandma got run over by a reindeer.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2215	If they get out of the car to take your picture, just slither away.	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2216	We'll be home in no time. Nothing but straightaway from here on in.	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
2217	I always wanted to be a model. If I can get those curves, it’ll be me up there one day.	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
2218	It means “Wear a hat”.	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
2219	The point was their idea	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
2220	Our great grandfather built this road.	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
2221	He's such a poser.	1.2455	0.04509	110	85	23	2
2222	We don't have to wait until Friday night.	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
2223	See, this is why I get so bent out of shape.	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
2224	„Not everything‘s about us“	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
2225	It's there for our protection.	1.2453	0.04607	106	82	22	2
2226	It means that hitchhiking is allowed here.	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
2227	Would ya look at the curves on her.	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
2228	Don’t overthink it.	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
2229	This is my way and the highway.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
2230	Baby got back.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
2231	Hubba-hubba, look at those curves!	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
2232	It's abstract art	1.2449	0.04366	98	76	21	1
2233	I used to go out with her.	1.2449	0.04824	98	76	20	2
2234	Well, duh!	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2235	Ya know, my friend Barbara was the model for that.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
2236	Tres' kinky.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
2237	I’ve heard she looks even better in real life.	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
2238	Looks a lot like your sister!	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2239	First of all, our heads are not that pointy.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2240	That looks more like you than me	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
2241	It's a roadside memorial.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2242	It should be safe to cross here.	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
2243	It looks like our kind of road.	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
2244	gosh i miss her	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
2245	I think it means 'watch out for rattlesnakes'	1.2447	0.04707	94	72	21	1
2246	The triangular head is the sign of a pit viper.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2247	Eyes on the road!	1.2447	0.04707	94	72	21	1
2248	I’m sorry, but that’s not a sign for a snake crossing.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2249	Stay Calm and Slither On	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2250	Their primitive reptilian brain makes them lose control in our presence.	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
2251	It's straight ahead.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2252	She was always the “pretty one,” but I think it was the hat.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2253	Shake, rattle and roll?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2254	Is it really worth visiting your mom? Again?	1.2444	0.04416	90	70	19	1
2255	Self-actualization is just around the bend.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2256	Let's take this road. It is the fastest route to the RNC.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2257	You know it didn’t use to offend me.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2258	Looks a little like uncle Frank.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2259	Impressive work. The way you contorted your body, it’s like you were a winding road.”	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2260	Remember, what happens in Slytherin stays in Slytherin.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2261	I believe this leads us to a NIL bonanza.	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2262	That's my sister.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2263	No Jake, your head isn't pointed.	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
2264	Exactly what my X looked like.	1.2442	0.04660	86	65	21	0
2265	I wonder where the head and tail are?	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
2266	Don't worry, it turns me on too.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2267	It’s so typical of you to choose the path of least resistance.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2268	I’m gonna cross the road. I hear there’s chicken on the other side.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2269	Phew. I was worried it was going to be a straight one, those are tricky	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2270	What's with the ridiculous looking head?	1.2439	0.04771	82	62	20	0
2271	It seems they need it explained to them.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2272	Don't pay attention to unrealistic body standards.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2273	I can’t believe they put my picture on that sign.	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2274	I know Raquel has great curves, but it's body shaming for the rest of us"	1.2439	0.06622	82	69	6	7
2275	These politicians are all the same.	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2276	You're right it does look like Gary.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2277	This is where my aunt Sophie is buried.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2278	It's our song!	1.2436	0.05221	78	60	17	1
2279	I don't know about you but I would "swipe right."	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
2280	I had to pose for hours to get such a good likeness.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
2281	It’s sort of curvy	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
2282	It's a memorial for the last snake who tried to cross the road.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2283	Perhaps some day they'll name a road after you!	1.2432	0.03989	111	86	24	1
2284	Sure, they gave me some bare-bones guidelines, but most of my modeling was pure improvisation, baby.	1.2430	0.05285	107	87	14	6
2285	I told you I was scouted by a modelling agency last week	1.2430	0.04759	107	87	16	4
2286	Well, finally a place to cross!	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2287	We should have copyrighted the design when we had the chance.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
2288	It's a monument to our late Uncle Harry	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2289	You go first. This used to be a deer crossing sign.	1.2427	0.04464	103	79	23	1
2290	Looks like the straightest path for us	1.2427	0.04672	103	80	21	2
2291	Well son… if you do your home work, listen to your teachers, and eat your prey; one day the DOT might put you on their Coat of Arms.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
2292	Now this route looks VERY familiar.	1.2427	0.04672	103	80	21	2
2293	That’s Bob. We decided to adopt his highway in his memory.	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2294	You know, it was me who gave them the “winding” idea.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2295	Yeah, I posed for that one--still getting royalties.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2296	It says we can cross here.	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
2297	Maybe a good fit, but I always take the low road.	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
2298	See what I mean? Right?...she's hot...right?	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2299	That's how you know that we've crossed into Quebec. They put a circumflex over the head.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2300	It says we cross here.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
2301	What it is is cultural appropriation.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2302	Don’t you recognize Cousin Harry?	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
2303	I told you we had our own lane.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2304	Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
2305	I just think it's nice to be recognized.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
2306	It's not Mt. Rushmore, but it's a start."	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2307	Your cousin Elaine does some modeling on the side.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2308	We dated once, but his head was down a different road.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2309	That's called a hiSSSSSSSS.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2310	Now, this is the type of street art that speaks to me!	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
2311	I know a short cut.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
2312	"My first wife was venomous, a real sidewinder."	1.2421	0.04665	95	73	21	1
2313	This kind of thing is right up my alley.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2314	So you zig and I’ll zag!	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2315	I said to her "strike a pose" but had no idea it would lead to this!	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
2316	Must be that snake convention i read about.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2317	I tell you,it’s a trap! He’s not one of us.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2318	She's luring snakes to death and all you can do is gape?	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
2319	No, Bon...it's the Highway to Hell.	1.2418	0.04776	91	70	20	1
2320	...and this marks the spot where Uncle Ernie got flattened.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2321	Oh, fuck!	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2322	Somehow, this is not for us.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2323	Oh oh our way of crawling has been given away.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2324	And this… is the portrait of Uncle Joe. Aunt Mary’s is half a mile down.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
2325	Always remember to look both ways when you cross.	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2326	It has to be photoshopped - nobody has curves like that.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2327	It's a touching tribute to my mother.	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2328	I hope that's not a memorial plaque!	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2329	Arrowhead.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2330	That's Stan. He's such an erratic crawler!	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2331	Derivative, but on a grand scale.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2332	I think it's the latest dance craze.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2333	Yea, I don't know why our heads end up like that when we get run over.	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2334	What chicanery is thisssss?	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2335	Life is one big, existential joke.	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2336	It's considerate that they put up these 'Snake Crossing" signs every so often.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2337	They named this road after my father.	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2338	Well Jake, you need to learn to be more flexible!	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2339	This was made for us!	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2340	This must be a helmet law state.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2341	Legend has it that Tommy had to hold that position for five hours while they painted him.	1.2410	0.05024	83	67	14	2
2342	That’s quite the sidewinder!	1.2410	0.04565	83	65	17	1
2343	At least they understood the importance of memorializing Fred.	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2344	It's posted for slithering ahead	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
2345	I need to stretch first.	1.2407	0.04337	108	83	24	1
2346	They couldn't have put the restrooms closer?	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2347	I knew you’d be famous one day, Dad!	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2348	This commemorates our forefather telling Eve, “Put a lampshade on your head, and dance with me.”	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
2349	Slither On	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
2350	I’m not sure, but I think it’s a yoga move.	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
2351	Hitchhiking should be a lot easier with this new sign!	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
2352	I tell you, I just know it's a trap	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
2353	I think the artist really captured your essence.	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
2354	Pornography? Really? (I could do that for you too you know, if you were nicer to me.....)	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
2355	Snake curves without snake eyes.	1.2400	0.04522	100	77	22	1
2356	Wow what a sexy mama. Looks like your sister.	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
2357	What's Susan doing up on that sign?	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2358	Do you think he’s cautioning against scoliosis ahead?	1.2400	0.05527	100	82	12	6
2359	This is the safest place to cross.	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
2360	I think it makes me look fat.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2361	Don't we have a patent on that?	1.2397	0.04070	121	93	27	1
2362	This road looks familiar.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2363	I detest their racist depictions of us.	1.2396	0.04379	96	75	20	1
2364	This is where Frank got it.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2365	... but the road is going down, not up!	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
2366	Check out her curves.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2367	Recognition at last!	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2368	The shape itself is a point of pride!	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2369	This is here to let us know where it is safe to cross.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2370	I think it means 'snake crossing.' Go ahead, after you.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2371	I find the shortest path is usually a squiggly line.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2372	It's a very good likeness Bernice but your tail is more pointed.	1.2396	0.04854	96	77	16	3
2373	My great grandfather was a consultant on this project.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2374	With civil engineers, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2375	I think they're just trying to lull us into a false sense of security.	1.2394	0.05101	71	56	14	1
2376	Historically, it's the first road sign written in our language."	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2377	We’ll just “zig” when the big guy “zags”.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2378	That's pretty much the direction my life is taking.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2379	They get more like us every day.	1.2391	0.04731	92	71	20	1
2380	We finally got a dedicated snake lane!	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2381	It says if you cross here you go straight to heaven.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2382	I'm sure she's had liposuction...	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2383	Cultural appropriation.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
2384	Don’t be fooled by that sign as I have lost some friends who have.	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2385	I'm not voting for him... You never know which way he'll shift.	1.2391	0.04471	92	72	19	1
2386	I'm not sure where this roads leads, but I'll bet it's someplace good!	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2387	Pretty sure it's a trap.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2388	It's to warn drivers about a boa in the road.	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2389	One good push and we're there.	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2390	Ignore it. Go straight cross and no slithering.	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2391	Aw hell no. My tail always makes a right first.	1.2391	0.04731	92	71	20	1
2392	He was thinner in those days.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
2393	So insensitive how they stereotype us. I identify as straight.	1.2389	0.05071	113	92	15	6
2394	No, pal, it doesn't say snake crossing. It says if you cross here your troubles will be over.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2395	Oh, stop. You're much thinner.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2396	Peronally, I rather they not know we're here.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2397	Affirmative action.	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2398	This road was made for us.	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2399	Do you start with your left foot or your right one?	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2400	Lock! A highway named after us.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
2401	There‘s a fine line between inspiration and plagiarism.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2402	They even named it after uncle blacktop	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2403	Just because it looks familiar doesn't mean you know where you're going.	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2404	That's a picture of Grandpa when he was in his prime	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2405	I think we should turn around. The Arrowhead Clan isn’t very welcoming to outsiders!	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
2406	I always knew Johnny's chiselled features would make him famous.	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
2407	It's the latest in "beware of " signs.	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
2408	My cousin Fred is slippery when wet.	1.2381	0.04972	84	65	18	1
2409	I guess jay slithering is allowed here	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
2410	Copyright infringement.	1.2381	0.04972	84	65	18	1
2411	do you know if the chicken crossed the road safely?	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2412	This road is a real sidewinder.	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
2413	Snakes only lane.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
2414	When did Barb start modeling?	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2415	Va va voom look at the body on her!	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2416	Take me to your leader.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2417	Go West, young snake, go West....	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
2418	Oh good! California, straight ahead!	1.2381	0.04675	84	66	17	1
2419	Jake was always very photogenic so I guess they made him the poster boy.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
2420	I told you Cousin David was famous.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2421	Isn't that your art work?	1.2381	0.04176	105	82	22	1
2422	Obviously	1.2381	0.05501	105	87	11	7
2423	Now those are some sexy curves!!	1.2381	0.04972	84	67	15	2
2424	That one makes me swoon every time.	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2425	See...I told ya, WE thought of it first.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2426	Finally, a race course built for us!	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
2427	The chicken waned us about this	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2428	That’s your Uncle UOooey-Guoooy, he crossed the road!	1.2381	0.04675	84	64	20	0
2429	She was the hottest pin-up star in the 60's. Nobody makes it big like her anymore.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2430	It’s the road to Sin City.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2431	I’m more of a U-turn kind of guy.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2432	When is it not?	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
2433	Oh no! The Klan has moved in !	1.2376	0.05103	101	81	16	4
2434	We finally installed a 'Don't Tread on Me' zone.	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
2435	Do you think they're making fun of us?	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
2436	If you stay in the grass, you'll never get to heaven.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2437	how big is your dick	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2438	Hmmm, must be eels up ahead	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2439	Roadside porn. What’s next?!	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2440	At last, we've made the big time.	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2441	Sexy, huh?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2442	See? I told you it looks like Carl.	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2443	Except for the pointy head, it looks like a portrait of one of us.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2444	It’s a road kill sign. Watch yourself!	1.2373	0.04451	118	93	22	3
2445	It's not for us, it's an arrows crossing sign.	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
2446	Looks like a straight shot to me.	1.2371	0.04341	97	76	20	1
2447	It's a Bankssssssy.	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2448	Sure I remember her, but why did she put her picture on a pole"	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2449	I think I know where they went.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2450	No big deal for us.	1.2368	0.05254	76	59	16	1
2451	Perfect. It’s a direct path!	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2452	That's my great great uncle Elmo; did everything he could to stop this road from being built -	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2453	You don't want to be the snake in the road.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2454	They must be kidding, right?//	1.2366	0.04687	93	72	20	1
2455	I think it’s a sign from the Universe! Will you marry me?	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2456	I told you I started out as a model.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2457	Not only are we on the road to the Vatican, but the Pope is one of us!"	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
2458	Your dad issss pretty handssssome.	1.2364	0.04460	110	86	22	2
2459	Don't do it, it's a trip no snake ever comes back from, it's a trap!	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
2460	Ahh! How sweet... finally, they have built a dedicated highway for us!	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
2461	Asp-fault.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2462	I don’t know, maybe a cousin?	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2463	According to that sign this is the road for we snakes who drink too much.	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
2464	I just love how this road snakes to the left.	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
2465	These billboards really clutter up the scenery.	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
2466	Are you sure it will get enough views here? Maybe I should stick with INSTAGRAM….	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
2467	That's my boy! He's made it to the big time!	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2468	guess we found the way home	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2469	See? I told you the GPS was right.	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2470	Oh, yes! There it is! This definitely the way to grandma’s house.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2471	Be careful, that road looks dangeroussssssss.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2472	Are we in Britain or not?	1.2358	0.05286	106	87	13	6
2473	This is a picture of my uncle Napoleon Boa Constrictor	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
2474	My mom was the model.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
2475	They went that-a-way.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
2476	I’d slither inside that if you know what I mean.	1.2358	0.04556	106	83	21	2
2477	It makes me feel "Less than."	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
2478	Don’t fall for it. It’s a death trap.	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2479	Is my head really that pointy?	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2480	You think she's single and ready to intermingle?	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
2481	You remember Fred don't you? He went into modeling.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2482	Lets go!	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2483	Who you callin’ chicken?	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2484	It's really nice that they care.	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
2485	It's the sign we've been looking for.	1.2353	0.06183	85	71	8	6
2486	Did I tell you that I'm getting royalties?	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
2487	Stop staring and cross already.	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2488	Finally getting the representation on the big screen that we deserve	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2489	How much are you willing to sacrifice to get there as the crow flies?	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2490	Like it's not like I've been out of the country, but I mean, when did it become OK to put explicit billboards up like that.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2491	Think we can get there on a half ounce of snake oil?” “Do you have to say that every time?”	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2492	Personally, I'm thrilled with these new gender neutral restrooms.	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
2493	You zig, I’ll zag.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2494	Well it’s about time. The turtles have had one for years.	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
2495	We used to date but it didn't work out, he was a little twisted.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2496	That’s Joyce’s kid. He never could keep to the straight and narrow.	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
2497	The slither is sexy, but the little hat is just silly.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2498	I'm not much into yoga. I am into champagne.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2499	Selfie of me wearing a dunce cap from a bad day in school, wadda you think?	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2500	It’s a trap.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2501	I think they are trying to tell uth thumthing.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2502	At least he's not a blockhead.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2503	It’s pretty good, except whose head is shaped like that?	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2504	My mother’s house is just up the road, remember?	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2505	Why do they never stop for us?	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2506	It’s a sign from Dad.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2507	Just thinking about it ties my stomach in knots.	1.2342	0.03830	111	86	25	0
2508	The deer is for deer, the rocks are for rocks, but this isn't confusing?	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2509	The sign says, creatures like us are welcome.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2510	As if there was any other way to do it.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2511	He was always an exhibitionist	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2512	Deer get one, why not us?	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2513	Yes, I visit this site each year on the anniversary of Dad's untimely demise...	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2514	Relax, it’s all relative	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2515	I guess typecasting happens everywhere.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2516	What's next... Carnegie Hall?	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2517	Do you think this clue is too obvious?	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2518	And my Uncle Fred was the model for that one…	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2519	' "Ooh! That stretch of road has my name on it!"	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2520	This is where Harry bit it. You don’t want to end up just another roadside memorial.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2521	Don't worry. This is the right crossing for us.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2522	It’s quite simple. Snakes crossing, don’t run us over.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2523	She did say it was a straight shot to her house.	1.2340	0.04644	94	73	20	1
2524	Don’t…it’s a trap!	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2525	I told you Cousin Edwin had made it.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2526	Conditions are perfect, you ready?	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2527	Someone is always showing off!	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2528	I think the sign means this is safe crossing area for snakes like us. Please cross when you are ready.”	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2529	Once again our cousin Black Adder steals the limelight.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2530	I’d prefer the straight and narrow myself.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2531	I swear that sign looks just like my mother.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2532	This is where we buried Jerry.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
2533	She was the best artist's model.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
2534	There should be a traffic light here.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
2535	Carl was squished here by a car, but I feel better knowing they've memorialized him.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2536	Amateur. Anatomically incorrect.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2537	Grandma never posed without her hat.	1.2333	0.05009	90	73	14	3
2538	I've tried to talk to her and she ignores me.	1.2333	0.04754	90	70	19	1
2539	I think it's a dating app	1.2333	0.04754	90	70	19	1
2540	Glad to see Bob finally got a job!	1.2333	0.04483	90	69	21	0
2541	She's hot, right?	1.2333	0.04754	90	70	19	1
2542	These roadside memorials seem to be everywhere these days.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2543	Make sure you watch and listen before crossing - those Priuses are so damn quiet.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2544	See, I told you she was a real looker!	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2545	Yeah, they always get the head wrong.	1.2333	0.04754	90	70	19	1
2546	I think they’re trying to tell us which end our head is on.	1.2333	0.04483	90	69	21	0
2547	See, Honey, it's a good thing we're not straight.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2548	Zig or zag?	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
2549	He's scared speechless up there.	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2550	Finally, a road only for us.	1.2330	0.04618	103	81	20	2
2551	I think the artist captured my good side	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2552	Is this a sign that we have been waiting for?	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2553	Whoa, she looks good. Shall we go take a look?	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2554	So what do you think? Swipe left or swipe right?	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
2555	Why does that sign look like me?	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2556	I'm really upset by the body image message it sends.	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
2557	Look! It’s my pa.	1.2328	0.04952	116	95	15	6
2558	That’s your grandfather!	1.2326	0.04872	86	69	15	2
2559	I think it means he went thataway.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
2560	Looks as if we cross here.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
2561	We're not chickens. We don't have to cross the road.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
2562	Deer have had their signs for decades. Now it’s our turn.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2563	I never can tell if they're sincere or they're making fun of us.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2564	Those are some sweet curves on that lady	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2565	You're right! Never knew how much fun it is distracting drivers here.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
2566	You look so radiant in black.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2567	The cheapskates only paid me ten bucks to pose for that.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2568	I don't know how far this relative stretches	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2569	Let me get this straight. Life imitates art?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2570	Don't do it --it's a trap!	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2571	You're saying this is where dad died trying to cross?	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
2572	Should be safe to cross here with the snake crossing sign.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2573	Sheesh! It’s always about you, isn’t it?	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2574	They stole my trademark.	1.2323	0.04501	99	77	21	1
2575	Hmmm…good lookin’ fella!	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
2576	I don't think it's the half-brother you are looking for.	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
2577	Wasn’t it Picasso who said art is a lie that makes us realize truth?	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2578	See! I told you the maternity ward was just ahead.	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
2579	Yeah…she’s hot but she’s crazy. We used to date…	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2580	I just can’t help myself. I stare at her every day.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2581	Your modeling career is really going places.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2582	How can you say it's not a sign?	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2583	Is that Jennifer?	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2584	It'SSSSSSS a SSSSSign.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2585	For the first time in my life I feel seen!	1.2317	0.04846	82	66	14	2
2586	It’s about time they posted a Snake Crossing sign, if only they posted it sooner, Sssssssam would still be with us.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2587	Makes sense to me	1.2317	0.04688	82	63	19	0
2588	Heaven is just a slither away.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2589	Wouldn't she just text you first?	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2590	Must've been drawn by a child. None of us have heads like that!	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2591	It sure looks inviting, but we know why the chicken crossed the road and the outcome wasn't good.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2592	Wow, a personalized welcome sign!	1.2317	0.06086	82	68	9	5
2593	First one to the other side gets a cookie!	1.2316	0.03651	95	78	15	2
2594	These signs just for us are great	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2595	This looks like a great place to pick up a bite.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2596	Poor Henry, run over by those fast animals. At least they put up a monument.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2597	And would you believe, not even a dime in royalties….	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2598	And this is a picture of our Uncle Nate….	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2599	It was a sunny morning and the tarmac was warm when uncle decided to visit the other side....	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2600	Hey sal! We’ve been looking all over for you!	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2601	My girlfriend posed for that	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2602	We need to scale back.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2603	She's so hot!	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
2604	This is where we lost him. I'm so glad they found a good photo.	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
2605	It means that from here it is a straight stroll.	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
2606	Bodacious booty but she has a really sharp tongue.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2607	The ones with triangular heads are poisonous.	1.2308	0.06068	91	77	7	7
2608	Curves for days, am I right?	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
2609	Personally, I find it reaffirming.	1.2308	0.04441	91	70	21	0
2610	It was left behind by my personal trainer.	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
2611	This has to be the way to the Taylor Swift concert!	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2612	They didn't have to make us look so poisonous.	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2613	Let's go back. This is a little bit of a stretch.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2614	I'm ssso glad they decided to honor Sssylvia with this memorial.	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
2615	And no matter where you slither, it always seems like it’s looking directly at you.	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
2616	They paved over the graves of our gods.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2617	I SAID, "Get down from there, NOW!"	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	20	2
2618	Is this sign to help us cross, or is it to help drivers that want to flatten us?	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2619	What a nice tribute to us	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2620	Looks like cousin Bobby made the big time	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2621	You take the lead.	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	20	2
2622	Rumor has it that our royalties are going to continue to climb	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2623	Okay, this is the place we wait for the Rapture.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2624	This is what happens when you put a picture of your girlfriend on Twitter.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
2625	I'm the model who posed for that road sign	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
2626	Do you think it is telling the truth?	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2627	That looks just like Joseph, in his memory. He tried to cross here. Didn't make it. Nice of them to put this up.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2628	Uh, oh. That lady who phoned about the deer crossing signs ... ... this will send her around the bend.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2629	NOW do you believe the rapture is imminent?	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
2630	Hey, my eyes are down here.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2631	The sign does not capture my good side.	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
2632	I mean, sure - she's hot. But do they have to hang her picture everywhere?	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
2633	Imitation is the best form of flattery. Beware!	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2634	Looks like the Tar Snakes have put up a billboard.	1.2300	0.04462	100	78	21	1
2635	That is the way they named it after Grandfather - I like it	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2636	I told you someone put a picture of you on the road.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
2637	I’m flattered, but why such a pointy head?	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2638	It's about time they dedicated a road to us!	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
2639	Where we first met	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2640	I wouldn’t go that way.	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
2641	And that’s what happens when you try to cross the road.	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
2642	Next year it's swimsuit issue,baby!	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2643	Only if you’re ready to go to Heaven…	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2644	They are very open about their orientation.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2645	He’s totally hot for me though admittedly he’s hiding it pretty well.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2646	I don't think even a chicken could cross this road.	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
2647	Unlike the chicken, I'm not that big on getting to the other side.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2648	Look, it's a picture of mama.	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
2649	I used to do a little modeling. This was my first billboard.	1.2299	0.04823	87	70	15	2
2650	Looks like they named the road after us.	1.2299	0.04537	87	67	20	0
2651	I don’t get it. It just doesn't look like Bob.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2652	They ain't forgot great-grandpa. First one to climb this mountain.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2653	My cousin Myron put that up. It's supposed to be a sign that he's going to heaven.	1.2297	0.06538	74	62	7	5
2654	Easiest money I ever made as a professional model.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2655	I was younger then	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2656	First one up the hill gets to keep her.	1.2297	0.04923	74	57	17	0
2657	That's my kind of road!	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2658	So I guess this is the way to your mother's house.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2659	She’s got a great body, but I’d have to put a bag over her head.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
2660	look! our lost brother came back!	1.2294	0.04446	109	86	21	2
2661	I find it insulting, demeaning, anti reptilian and I want it taken down	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2662	They named this highway after my great grandfather	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2663	It must be a great place. No one ever comes back.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2664	Can you at least pretend you're not checking her out?	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2665	What a relief—an official snake crossing area.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2666	I don't know who she was, but she must have been important.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
2667	Fred thinks his image was put up there because he is a big time snake. He is really twisted...	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2668	It may be apocryphal, but they say my grandmother was the model.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2669	It means we can bite them if their cars break down.	1.2292	0.04559	96	75	20	1
2670	These curves Are beautiful	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2671	Ceci n'est pas un serpent.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2672	This painting is an avant-garde reptilian portrait inviting the viewer to imagine the danger lurking ahead if they fall of	1.2292	0.04678	96	78	15	3
2673	The head is all wrong, but it's nice to be a subject in their diamond series.	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2674	Many have died in a simple misunderstanding.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2675	It's political correctness gone mad.	1.2292	0.04559	96	75	20	1
2676	And that's how your grandpa Earl got famous	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2677	One of the greats, but here's where the straight lines won.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2678	Look! A Colorado Desert sidewinder!	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2679	See that? It's a straight shot.	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2680	I don't get what this is trying to tell us-- I haven't seen any of our friends around here!	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2681	Ignore it - our hobo codes don't end in death.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2682	We best get going if we want to avoid being a roadside attraction.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2683	We should sue for copyright infringement!	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2684	That’s right up my alley.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2685	See? The path to heaven.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2686	I’m just a snake, I don’t care what that sign means - I’m just a snake after all. I can’t even drive a car so frankly I don’t know why we’re wasting time looking at it.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2687	And here we have an example cultural appropriation.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2688	It’s intuitive for us but humans with big brains need a visual.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2689	Is my nose that big?	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2690	I take it more as metaphor than allegory.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2691	She's just not into you, Dave.	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2692	My kid could do a better portrait than this. And he doesn't have hands.	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2693	And whose this sexy thing	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
2694	I remembered when I posed for that. I adored that spiked hairdo.	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
2695	Is it just me or does that kind of look like Steve?	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2696	It seems to snake around the mountain. We’ve got this!	1.2286	0.04439	105	85	17	3
2697	Where's the starting point?	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
2698	Do we know him? He looks so familiar	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
2699	Absolutely NO. I’m not going sideways. I’m not that kind of snake.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2700	It's safe. They know we cross here.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2701	I look so fat in that picture!	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
2702	Wow! Will you look at that figure!	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
2703	Sorry. but I've gone straight.	1.2281	0.05143	114	95	12	7
2704	Can we wiggle our way out of this?	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
2705	It’s my dad’s best work!	1.2278	0.04749	79	61	18	0
2706	Someday, Pop, I hope to be as famous as Grandpa and have my picture posted like his, for all to see.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2707	Looks straightforward to me.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2708	They didn’t even give him a proper burial.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2709	It’s about time that the Highway Department gave us some recognition.	1.2277	0.04423	101	79	21	1
2710	I can't believe they dedicated a road to him!	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
2711	I think it means its OK to cross here.	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
2712	That's uncle George , It's the last picture we have of him.	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
2713	Duh.	1.2273	0.04493	88	68	20	0
2714	I could've sworn that was Sammy from back there.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2715	She's just showing off her curves	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2716	You can tell it's deadly by the triangular shaped head.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2717	Hell of a figure!	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2718	This corporeal appropriation needs to end.	1.2273	0.04493	88	68	20	0
2719	Of course I posed for it.	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
2720	It’s a touching memorial - simple, yet tasteful.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
2721	Your head is shaped perfectly normal. Caricaturists are just mean.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2722	He was everything they say he was.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2723	You think this road was built for us. I say you're twisted.	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
2724	They won't last long.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
2725	It reminds me of something but I'm not sure what.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2726	It's pretty, but doesn't come in my size.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2727	It’s a small town of mostly lawyers, politicians, and other low life.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
2728	This is proof, snakes still rule the road	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
2729	It’s the most difficult gymnastics skill ever completed - a full twist then dip and double back flip. I attempted it last night and sprained my tail.	1.2273	0.07094	66	56	5	5
2730	H I K E!	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2731	Some say it leads to the promised land, but I don't believe it.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2732	No, that's not mom.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
2733	She’s such a beauty. but getting tickets to see her is impossible.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2734	Yep, this is one, Rudy, straight as the crow flies.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2735	You want to believe they care enough to show us where to cross safely, you go right ahead. I’ll be in the culvert.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2736	Grandfather was the engineer who designed this highway.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
2737	That is one sexy sign.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2738	I've heard that that particular sidewinder sleeps tonight.	1.2268	0.04518	97	76	20	1
2739	Let’s go! Really, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2740	It's about time they gave us a crossing sign!	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2741	Ahh, the sigil of the Lord Serpent, lives on!	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2742	Is it the shrooms or is that flying tailless snake looking at me funny?	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2743	it's our kind of country	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
2744	She's too fast for me.	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2745	Is that Derek? That looks just like Derek.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2746	Don't be fooled. That's a road best not taken.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2747	Knew her? I dated her!	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2748	I still think we should’ve accepted the ride	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
2749	I don't think we can make a U-turn.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2750	It is a cruel attempt to seduce us to spend more time on the highway.	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2751	It looks a lot like Henry.	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
2752	Good thought, but it could be a trap.	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
2753	My portrait!	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
2754	Yeah, this is where we cross.	1.2262	0.04592	84	65	19	0
2755	It’s like they are mocking us.	1.2262	0.04592	84	65	19	0
2756	Yet, he never saw a single royalty check.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2757	I think I'll go off-road and go four slithering.	1.2262	0.04592	84	68	15	1
2758	I built it for us !	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2759	The artist missed Mom's tail.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2760	NO! It’s just luring you - it’s a trick.	1.2262	0.04895	84	66	17	1
2761	The message: To get ahead,you got to be a little crooked.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2762	Nice curves!	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2763	It's a memorial to those we lost trying to cross.	1.2262	0.04895	84	66	17	1
2764	What a dumb shape	1.2262	0.05952	84	70	9	5
2765	Did Aunt Helen decide to be a road sign ?	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2766	My kinda road.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2767	I told you we’d wind up here.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2768	look it's your mom.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2769	Walk.	1.2262	0.04895	84	66	17	1
2770	I don't care that her head is triangular. I love her!	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2771	I think they’re making fun of us	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2772	If you love me, you'll slither first.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2773	To tell the truth, I'm all partied out.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2774	Wow, an arrowhead!	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2775	He meandered, but he got to the point.	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
2776	No real talent. She's famous just for being famous.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2777	This is the only place we can cross for 50 miles.	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2778	Don't like to brag but I was the model for this.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2779	Did you ever wonder why some people miss the point by attaching their name to the caption? - William Conway, Toronto, Ontario	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2780	It’s the ssssssssuper highway	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2781	Take my hand…no wait a sec!	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2782	Yes I know I need to slow down.	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
2783	I've never been a fan of modern art, but that really intrigues me.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2784	Wow, Sexy!!	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
2785	I'm certain I haven't gone past this before, but why does it look so familiar?	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2786	My cousin was the model. Imagine his royalties!	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2787	Oh look. It’s Uncle Venom!	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
2788	Seems pretty obviousss to me.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2789	I knew him and that part was definitely photoshopped.	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
2790	I hate stereotypes.	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2791	Is this sign really necessary?	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2792	It’s an end game thing!!	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2793	As best I can remember, he looked just like us until he crossed over	1.2258	0.04359	93	72	21	0
2794	Now will you finally listen to my directions?	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2795	Yep, we inspire roads. It makes me feel so special.	1.2255	0.05196	102	87	9	6
2796	Serpentine!	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
2797	It's a memorial highway honoring Fred.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
2798	Its street art: its an impressionist picture of Uncle Fred.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
2799	Almost home!	1.2255	0.04386	102	80	21	1
2800	Unfortunately, the copyright has expired.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
2801	No matter what the temptation, never cross the road. We would be ridiculed for an eternity.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2802	We are in the right place to cross,Kevin	1.2254	0.06406	71	59	8	4
2803	Great memorial. I knew him well.	1.2254	0.04788	71	57	13	1
2804	Here's where we cross the road to get to the other side.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2805	Darn, this is one time I really miss an opposable thumb.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
2806	I think that’s Papa!	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2807	How very thoughtful of the Highway Department!	1.2250	0.05024

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