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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-11-28T00:58:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-12-12T00:59:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-12-06T00:59:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 12, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5414 |
Number of responses | 699465 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I was young and needed the money. | 1.8564 | 0.01681 | 2346 | 970 | 743 | 633 |
1 | She’s definitely had work done. | 1.8187 | 0.01783 | 1925 | 795 | 684 | 446 |
2 | It's a trick. Remember what happened to the deer? | 1.8146 | 0.01677 | 2308 | 1002 | 732 | 574 |
3 | You adopted a highway? | 1.8018 | 0.01891 | 1826 | 813 | 562 | 451 |
4 | Don't judge me. I was young and needed the money. | 1.7990 | 0.01239 | 4185 | 1850 | 1326 | 1009 |
5 | You used to look at me like that. | 1.7967 | 0.01124 | 5092 | 2278 | 1580 | 1234 |
6 | You used to look at me that way. | 1.7669 | 0.01269 | 3986 | 1852 | 1211 | 923 |
7 | You always think everything is about you. | 1.7658 | 0.01951 | 1550 | 681 | 551 | 318 |
8 | You still getting royalties? | 1.7580 | 0.01630 | 2252 | 1012 | 773 | 467 |
9 | I don't know who he is, but his signs are everywhere. | 1.7577 | 0.01444 | 2943 | 1345 | 966 | 632 |
10 | Eyes here,Marvin. | 1.7568 | 0.01724 | 2056 | 939 | 678 | 439 |
11 | I used to be able to do that. | 1.7524 | 0.01160 | 4185 | 1829 | 1567 | 789 |
12 | I'm so tired of billboards promoting this unattainable body image. | 1.7428 | 0.01547 | 2609 | 1236 | 808 | 565 |
13 | Nice of them to put a memorial for Stanley. | 1.7422 | 0.01439 | 2929 | 1363 | 958 | 608 |
14 | I dated her before she got famous. | 1.7421 | 0.01458 | 2807 | 1300 | 937 | 570 |
15 | I don't know what they're advertising, but that is sexy as hell. | 1.7381 | 0.01728 | 2081 | 990 | 646 | 445 |
16 | This could be the sign we've been waiting for. | 1.7345 | 0.01688 | 2053 | 945 | 708 | 400 |
17 | Charlie said it meant Yield for Snakes. Charlie isn’t with us anymore. | 1.7330 | 0.02577 | 940 | 452 | 287 | 201 |
18 | I haven't bent that way since high school. | 1.7325 | 0.01373 | 2998 | 1355 | 1090 | 553 |
19 | I'd kill for those curves | 1.7309 | 0.01450 | 2661 | 1198 | 981 | 482 |
20 | I like when art imitates life. | 1.7215 | 0.01710 | 1950 | 903 | 687 | 360 |
21 | It looks photoshopped. | 1.7207 | 0.01563 | 2438 | 1161 | 797 | 480 |
22 | I hope when my time comes I get that kind of tribute. | 1.7159 | 0.01611 | 2295 | 1102 | 743 | 450 |
23 | Reminds me of a girl I used to know | 1.7103 | 0.01955 | 1512 | 719 | 512 | 281 |
24 | Do you think it’s a sign? | 1.7038 | 0.01736 | 1958 | 953 | 632 | 373 |
25 | New Year’s Eve 1999. Your grandpa with the lampshade on his head. | 1.7015 | 0.01826 | 1876 | 950 | 536 | 390 |
26 | I think that means Snake Crossing, so we’re good to go. | 1.6989 | 0.01780 | 1790 | 858 | 613 | 319 |
27 | I think they got the head wrong. | 1.6987 | 0.01639 | 2111 | 1012 | 723 | 376 |
28 | Nice curves, but they’re not natural. | 1.6952 | 0.01384 | 2884 | 1370 | 1023 | 491 |
29 | Stop staring, Syd! I used to have curves like that! | 1.6907 | 0.02096 | 1332 | 659 | 426 | 247 |
30 | If guess if I had a body like that I wouldn't mind being on a billboard | 1.6869 | 0.02134 | 1271 | 629 | 411 | 231 |
31 | Yet another unrealistic glorification of the ideal body. | 1.6839 | 0.01872 | 1623 | 799 | 538 | 286 |
32 | This is the nearest snake crossing for miles. | 1.6805 | 0.01936 | 1490 | 730 | 506 | 254 |
33 | Mom would have liked it. A nice simple headstone. | 1.6786 | 0.01747 | 1929 | 977 | 595 | 357 |
34 | Here they go again, only showing the Male Snake Symbol. | 1.6751 | 0.01923 | 1656 | 863 | 468 | 325 |
35 | See, I told you I was famous. | 1.6746 | 0.01816 | 1635 | 793 | 581 | 261 |
36 | Alas, yet another example of unrealistic body standards… | 1.6703 | 0.02097 | 1268 | 631 | 424 | 213 |
37 | It’s perfectly safe, that’s why they put up this snake crossing sign. | 1.6636 | 0.02388 | 984 | 497 | 321 | 166 |
38 | Seems pretty straightforward.” | 1.6599 | 0.01788 | 1761 | 897 | 566 | 298 |
39 | Poor guy - he could never resist warm asphalt. | 1.6576 | 0.01820 | 1700 | 869 | 544 | 287 |
40 | It's cultural appropriation as far as I am concerned. | 1.6552 | 0.01897 | 1624 | 851 | 482 | 291 |
41 | That’s the only likeness we have of your grandfather. | 1.6499 | 0.01937 | 1488 | 767 | 475 | 246 |
42 | Wow. She dances like no one’s looking. | 1.6493 | 0.02073 | 1289 | 662 | 417 | 210 |
43 | It's a cartoon. You're not supposed to get it. | 1.6473 | 0.02110 | 1528 | 884 | 299 | 345 |
44 | I’m tired of seeing these unrealistic body standards everywhere | 1.6445 | 0.02012 | 1356 | 701 | 437 | 218 |
45 | Wasn't it swell of them to give us our own crossing? | 1.6418 | 0.02007 | 1326 | 685 | 437 | 204 |
46 | I believe they call it "twerking." | 1.6347 | 0.02740 | 783 | 425 | 219 | 139 |
47 | I don’t trust it. You saw what happened to that deer. | 1.6330 | 0.02106 | 1229 | 643 | 394 | 192 |
48 | I just think he looks stupid in that hat. | 1.6311 | 0.02120 | 1304 | 711 | 363 | 230 |
49 | This must be the snake crossing." | 1.6288 | 0.02202 | 1091 | 566 | 364 | 161 |
50 | You are here.” | 1.6262 | 0.02417 | 1070 | 613 | 246 | 211 |
51 | Is that anyone we know? | 1.6222 | 0.02117 | 1109 | 569 | 392 | 148 |
52 | They always get the tail wrong. | 1.6215 | 0.02176 | 1165 | 625 | 356 | 184 |
53 | Scoliosis. | 1.6161 | 0.02779 | 745 | 412 | 207 | 126 |
54 | That's definitely your body, but they photoshopped your head. | 1.6156 | 0.02380 | 1012 | 573 | 264 | 175 |
55 | Oh please. Nobody’s curves are that perfect. | 1.6124 | 0.02372 | 921 | 492 | 298 | 131 |
56 | She’s out of your league. | 1.6114 | 0.02382 | 916 | 485 | 302 | 129 |
57 | Don't be pressured. It's an unrealistic standard of beauty. | 1.6081 | 0.02392 | 967 | 531 | 284 | 152 |
58 | At last! A crosswalk. | 1.6080 | 0.02376 | 1005 | 559 | 281 | 165 |
59 | Nobody looks like that in real life | 1.6077 | 0.02275 | 1035 | 570 | 306 | 159 |
60 | I was drunk when I wore that lampshade. | 1.6073 | 0.02434 | 937 | 516 | 273 | 148 |
61 | You can tell she’s had work. | 1.6039 | 0.02564 | 871 | 490 | 236 | 145 |
62 | Maybe if you adopt a highway they put up your picture? | 1.6013 | 0.02543 | 775 | 410 | 264 | 101 |
63 | I love erotic art. | 1.6011 | 0.02514 | 880 | 490 | 251 | 139 |
64 | I told you we’re headed in the right direction. | 1.6000 | 0.02404 | 780 | 394 | 304 | 82 |
65 | As if we have a choice. | 1.5976 | 0.02635 | 743 | 401 | 240 | 102 |
66 | Oh, to have a figure like that again, huh, Marge? | 1.5960 | 0.02630 | 755 | 411 | 238 | 106 |
67 | It's a start, but what we really need is a crosswalk. | 1.5959 | 0.02467 | 839 | 452 | 274 | 113 |
68 | I've developed a serious roadside attraction. | 1.5956 | 0.02652 | 727 | 392 | 237 | 98 |
69 | 'I did some life modelling back in the day.' | 1.5923 | 0.02574 | 704 | 366 | 259 | 79 |
70 | Finally! Our own crossing sign. | 1.5921 | 0.02645 | 760 | 420 | 230 | 110 |
71 | Just so you know: I'm straight. | 1.5917 | 0.02844 | 698 | 413 | 165 | 120 |
72 | Trust me. It's a crossing sign. | 1.5889 | 0.02642 | 686 | 363 | 242 | 81 |
73 | He's almost too handsome. | 1.5882 | 0.02708 | 680 | 369 | 223 | 88 |
74 | I had more curves back then. | 1.5881 | 0.02675 | 675 | 359 | 235 | 81 |
75 | I’m afraid it might be a sign. | 1.5840 | 0.02857 | 637 | 353 | 196 | 88 |
76 | I've never felt so understood. | 1.5822 | 0.02666 | 706 | 386 | 229 | 91 |
77 | It means snakes can hitchhike here. Do you still have that thumb? | 1.5819 | 0.02912 | 641 | 369 | 173 | 99 |
78 | They put these sexy pictures up everywhere for no good reason. | 1.5800 | 0.02914 | 619 | 347 | 185 | 87 |
79 | She must work out | 1.5784 | 0.02829 | 612 | 333 | 204 | 75 |
80 | No one will believe us, let's take a selfie | 1.5776 | 0.02898 | 606 | 351 | 170 | 85 |
81 | I believe we've been down this road before. | 1.5702 | 0.02853 | 598 | 329 | 197 | 72 |
82 | It's nice likeness but they got the tail all wrong. | 1.5696 | 0.02772 | 553 | 302 | 193 | 58 |
83 | Tell me again why you think this spot is safer? | 1.5688 | 0.02925 | 545 | 295 | 190 | 60 |
84 | You weren’t kidding! You’re famous! | 1.5682 | 0.02922 | 623 | 358 | 176 | 89 |
85 | As part of the settlement, Firestone funded this memorial for Grandpa. | 1.5659 | 0.03112 | 546 | 314 | 155 | 77 |
86 | They got your tail all wrong. | 1.5621 | 0.02899 | 564 | 311 | 189 | 64 |
87 | That is so fake - nobody has curves like that. | 1.5603 | 0.03091 | 580 | 344 | 147 | 89 |
88 | Finally, a snake crossing. Wish me luck! | 1.5580 | 0.02961 | 586 | 340 | 167 | 79 |
89 | Finally, a sign I understand | 1.5531 | 0.03247 | 508 | 300 | 135 | 73 |
90 | No Harold. We cannot try that!” | 1.5527 | 0.03410 | 465 | 276 | 121 | 68 |
91 | He's got my vote. | 1.5526 | 0.03155 | 561 | 338 | 136 | 87 |
92 | Isn't that your ex? | 1.5524 | 0.03108 | 525 | 303 | 154 | 68 |
93 | I'd kill for curves like that! | 1.5516 | 0.03119 | 504 | 287 | 156 | 61 |
94 | I originally auditioned for the yield sign. | 1.5509 | 0.03108 | 501 | 284 | 158 | 59 |
95 | He's got his 15 miles of fame. | 1.5500 | 0.03420 | 500 | 309 | 107 | 84 |
96 | They have these crossing signs for deer, too. | 1.5492 | 0.03049 | 528 | 302 | 162 | 64 |
97 | We finally got a crossing sign. | 1.5491 | 0.03076 | 479 | 285 | 136 | 58 |
98 | If there ever was a sign, this is it! | 1.5484 | 0.03066 | 516 | 294 | 161 | 61 |
99 | Yeah, she’s cute but you’re my babe. | 1.5479 | 0.03361 | 449 | 261 | 130 | 58 |
100 | For the last time, that is not mom | 1.5462 | 0.03213 | 498 | 292 | 140 | 66 |
101 | I told you she was gorgeous look at those curves. | 1.5455 | 0.03243 | 440 | 247 | 146 | 47 |
102 | Curly was Mom's favorite. She always said he'd be famous. | 1.5449 | 0.03072 | 512 | 293 | 159 | 60 |
103 | Looks like our kind of town. | 1.5442 | 0.03378 | 441 | 257 | 128 | 56 |
104 | At last, we have representation. | 1.5439 | 0.03135 | 467 | 262 | 156 | 49 |
105 | I think it’s a sign | 1.5430 | 0.03325 | 453 | 264 | 132 | 57 |
106 | See, it is clearly a snake crossing sign, let's go! | 1.5428 | 0.03106 | 479 | 286 | 135 | 58 |
107 | I haven't moved like that since high school. | 1.5416 | 0.03279 | 445 | 255 | 139 | 51 |
108 | R.I.P. Carl! | 1.5416 | 0.03434 | 421 | 245 | 124 | 52 |
109 | This is where we cross. | 1.5403 | 0.03130 | 459 | 257 | 156 | 46 |
110 | No one has ever made it. | 1.5397 | 0.03294 | 428 | 243 | 139 | 46 |
111 | Finally, a crosswalk. | 1.5391 | 0.03374 | 460 | 275 | 122 | 63 |
112 | A snake crossing, those humans think of everything! | 1.5386 | 0.03428 | 453 | 273 | 116 | 64 |
113 | I had that poster in my room when I was a teenager. | 1.5385 | 0.03435 | 429 | 253 | 121 | 55 |
114 | Stop Drooling. | 1.5372 | 0.03206 | 484 | 284 | 140 | 60 |
115 | I've been down this road before. | 1.5360 | 0.03195 | 431 | 241 | 149 | 41 |
116 | I just adopted this highway | 1.5359 | 0.03394 | 459 | 277 | 118 | 64 |
117 | I wonder if she's dating? | 1.5355 | 0.03191 | 465 | 268 | 145 | 52 |
118 | Nobody knows why he was crossing the road. | 1.5348 | 0.03342 | 417 | 249 | 117 | 51 |
119 | We finally get equal time with deer crossing signs. | 1.5324 | 0.03193 | 447 | 273 | 120 | 54 |
120 | Now drivers will look out for us. | 1.5322 | 0.03365 | 419 | 243 | 129 | 47 |
121 | Deer, bears and buffaloes get their own signs, so I made some calls. | 1.5312 | 0.03281 | 480 | 289 | 127 | 64 |
122 | Another unachievable body standard. | 1.5296 | 0.03720 | 389 | 239 | 94 | 56 |
123 | Personally, I don't need to be told how to slither. | 1.5277 | 0.03398 | 415 | 246 | 120 | 49 |
124 | Don't be fooled. Remember how it turned out for the deer. | 1.5260 | 0.03266 | 462 | 275 | 131 | 56 |
125 | This looks like a a safe place to cross | 1.5259 | 0.03483 | 386 | 227 | 116 | 43 |
126 | Never mind the hot pin-up. Keep your eyes on the road. | 1.5258 | 0.03728 | 388 | 240 | 92 | 56 |
127 | I'm still getting royalties from this gig. | 1.5251 | 0.03569 | 398 | 240 | 107 | 51 |
128 | Well, it's about time. I'm sick and tired of deer getting all the love. | 1.5202 | 0.03511 | 396 | 237 | 112 | 47 |
129 | I remember when you used to look at me like that. | 1.5190 | 0.03577 | 422 | 264 | 97 | 61 |
130 | Actually, I cross wherever I want. | 1.5187 | 0.03380 | 374 | 213 | 128 | 33 |
131 | Do we know him? | 1.5175 | 0.03178 | 371 | 220 | 122 | 29 |
132 | I know you won't believe this, but I used to date her. | 1.5162 | 0.03655 | 370 | 224 | 101 | 45 |
133 | No, it looks more like you. | 1.5162 | 0.03134 | 432 | 259 | 129 | 44 |
134 | Whaddya think? My first modeling job! | 1.5157 | 0.03252 | 415 | 240 | 136 | 39 |
135 | That's me in 2019. | 1.5137 | 0.03604 | 329 | 194 | 104 | 31 |
136 | I haven't made a move like that since I was a teenager. | 1.5121 | 0.03483 | 414 | 254 | 108 | 52 |
137 | I used to have tight curves like that. | 1.5116 | 0.03503 | 389 | 234 | 111 | 44 |
138 | I used to model. | 1.5115 | 0.03569 | 393 | 241 | 103 | 49 |
139 | I was much younger when I posed for that." | 1.5101 | 0.03787 | 345 | 211 | 92 | 42 |
140 | It's not like we can move any other way. | 1.5094 | 0.03952 | 318 | 195 | 84 | 39 |
141 | Dated her in high school! | 1.5084 | 0.03705 | 358 | 222 | 92 | 44 |
142 | I'd follow those curves anywhere. | 1.5081 | 0.03581 | 372 | 225 | 105 | 42 |
143 | I knew her when she was straight. | 1.5078 | 0.04504 | 258 | 162 | 61 | 35 |
144 | We never had our own trails in the jungle. | 1.5076 | 0.03687 | 394 | 250 | 88 | 56 |
145 | She does yoga. | 1.5071 | 0.03489 | 353 | 221 | 93 | 39 |
146 | Another case of art imitating life. | 1.5070 | 0.03713 | 357 | 219 | 95 | 43 |
147 | My cousin Fred learned the hard way that's not actually a "Snake Crossing" sign. | 1.5068 | 0.03911 | 365 | 236 | 73 | 56 |
148 | Impossible body standards. | 1.5057 | 0.03640 | 348 | 211 | 99 | 38 |
149 | I think she’s a little out of your league. | 1.5056 | 0.03742 | 356 | 220 | 92 | 44 |
150 | In your dreams, Melvin. | 1.5052 | 0.03585 | 384 | 242 | 94 | 48 |
151 | It's mom. | 1.5046 | 0.03832 | 323 | 196 | 91 | 36 |
152 | It's a sign from the gods. | 1.5033 | 0.03623 | 306 | 175 | 108 | 23 |
153 | I never knew you were a model! | 1.5029 | 0.03690 | 346 | 210 | 98 | 38 |
154 | Finally, a safe stretch of highway. | 1.5015 | 0.03615 | 331 | 197 | 103 | 31 |
155 | Finally, One we understand | 1.4985 | 0.03603 | 339 | 204 | 102 | 33 |
156 | That’s a good sign. | 1.4985 | 0.03715 | 337 | 205 | 96 | 36 |
157 | Relative of yours? | 1.4985 | 0.03643 | 337 | 202 | 102 | 33 |
158 | These body standards get more unrealistic everyday | 1.4984 | 0.03760 | 321 | 196 | 91 | 34 |
159 | Oh no! Are pointy heads cool again? | 1.4984 | 0.03669 | 321 | 190 | 102 | 29 |
160 | All I'm saying is that I think we give the media too much power over our body image. | 1.4968 | 0.03790 | 316 | 191 | 93 | 32 |
161 | I told you I’m famous around here. | 1.4968 | 0.03771 | 312 | 187 | 95 | 30 |
162 | We are influencers | 1.4946 | 0.03569 | 368 | 226 | 102 | 40 |
163 | It's a completely unrealistic body standard | 1.4942 | 0.03857 | 342 | 217 | 81 | 44 |
164 | Don't! It doesn't mean what you think it means. | 1.4937 | 0.03833 | 320 | 199 | 85 | 36 |
165 | Stop checking out her curves. | 1.4929 | 0.04089 | 282 | 174 | 77 | 31 |
166 | Maybe we should ask the chicken for advice? | 1.4913 | 0.04126 | 287 | 180 | 73 | 34 |
167 | Why do they always put a hat on him? | 1.4913 | 0.03945 | 287 | 174 | 85 | 28 |
168 | It's a sign, Carl. | 1.4910 | 0.04206 | 277 | 174 | 70 | 33 |
169 | Our grandfather designed this road. | 1.4895 | 0.03612 | 333 | 213 | 84 | 36 |
170 | This is our Adopt-a-Highway stretch. | 1.4889 | 0.04255 | 270 | 170 | 68 | 32 |
171 | I hate how they always make our heads look pointy. | 1.4887 | 0.03672 | 354 | 221 | 93 | 40 |
172 | I gotta admit, I'm strangely aroused. | 1.4881 | 0.04014 | 295 | 184 | 78 | 33 |
173 | It's nice of them to put up a memorial marker for Clive. | 1.4881 | 0.03817 | 336 | 212 | 84 | 40 |
174 | Didn't you used to date him? | 1.4866 | 0.03633 | 335 | 204 | 99 | 32 |
175 | It means road safe for snakes. | 1.4847 | 0.03837 | 295 | 179 | 89 | 27 |
176 | We believe it to be a sign from god to go back to Ireland. | 1.4845 | 0.03483 | 322 | 208 | 80 | 34 |
177 | I see her everywhere I look. | 1.4842 | 0.03869 | 285 | 182 | 74 | 29 |
178 | I dunno, Slinky. Feels like a setup. | 1.4839 | 0.04057 | 279 | 173 | 77 | 29 |
179 | This is my favorite picture of our mom. | 1.4830 | 0.03846 | 294 | 179 | 88 | 27 |
180 | Why is there a picture of dad up there? | 1.4813 | 0.04076 | 268 | 165 | 77 | 26 |
181 | Our kind of road. | 1.4811 | 0.03527 | 318 | 188 | 107 | 23 |
182 | Told you I saw a "snake crossing" sign! | 1.4804 | 0.04339 | 281 | 185 | 57 | 39 |
183 | It's a very flattering likeness, Charlene. | 1.4800 | 0.04361 | 250 | 158 | 64 | 28 |
184 | Enough with the deer, it's about time we saw ourselves represented | 1.4800 | 0.04074 | 300 | 193 | 70 | 37 |
185 | I’m so sick of unrealistic beauty standards. | 1.4797 | 0.03497 | 369 | 237 | 92 | 40 |
186 | See? Just what I said: straight ahead. | 1.4791 | 0.04018 | 311 | 201 | 71 | 39 |
187 | Isn't it nice they're putting pictures on these memorial highway signs now? | 1.4776 | 0.04277 | 268 | 172 | 64 | 32 |
188 | Oh look, they named the Highway after us! | 1.4776 | 0.03982 | 312 | 201 | 73 | 38 |
189 | Look at the curves on that one. | 1.4763 | 0.03523 | 380 | 241 | 97 | 42 |
190 | Obviously, snake-crossing! | 1.4755 | 0.03595 | 286 | 185 | 75 | 26 |
191 | Life imitates art. | 1.4754 | 0.04035 | 284 | 179 | 75 | 30 |
192 | I'm telling you, it's a sign. | 1.4752 | 0.04428 | 242 | 154 | 61 | 27 |
193 | He loves that stupid hat. | 1.4747 | 0.03892 | 316 | 202 | 78 | 36 |
194 | They never get my nose right | 1.4744 | 0.04060 | 293 | 188 | 71 | 34 |
195 | Seems straighforward... | 1.4740 | 0.04073 | 289 | 185 | 71 | 33 |
196 | Yes it's racist, but it started with Genesis so little chance of changing it now. | 1.4740 | 0.03861 | 289 | 178 | 85 | 26 |
197 | This must be the spot | 1.4739 | 0.03973 | 287 | 180 | 78 | 29 |
198 | I think that means straight ahead | 1.4737 | 0.04085 | 285 | 182 | 71 | 32 |
199 | I told you we're famous. | 1.4735 | 0.03688 | 283 | 178 | 81 | 24 |
200 | And yet they still run over us! | 1.4730 | 0.04282 | 241 | 150 | 68 | 23 |
201 | Stop staring at her curves! | 1.4730 | 0.03735 | 296 | 180 | 92 | 24 |
202 | Deer Crossing,Pedestrian Crossing,and now one for us! | 1.4721 | 0.04328 | 269 | 176 | 59 | 34 |
203 | How long has she been missing? | 1.4715 | 0.04130 | 263 | 165 | 72 | 26 |
204 | That’s us. Turn right. | 1.4708 | 0.04076 | 274 | 173 | 73 | 28 |
205 | Mom said it’s safe to cross here. I haven’t seen her since. | 1.4708 | 0.04173 | 274 | 176 | 67 | 31 |
206 | No idea - I can't read | 1.4703 | 0.04368 | 236 | 153 | 57 | 26 |
207 | You, first. | 1.4701 | 0.04202 | 234 | 143 | 72 | 19 |
208 | I don’t care why the chicken did it. We’re doing this for us. | 1.4684 | 0.04130 | 269 | 171 | 70 | 28 |
209 | Finally, they built a road just for us. | 1.4682 | 0.04015 | 267 | 166 | 77 | 24 |
210 | Is that what I look like from behind? | 1.4681 | 0.03862 | 282 | 174 | 84 | 24 |
211 | Please, Dear, not another conversation about art imitating life!” | 1.4676 | 0.04032 | 278 | 181 | 66 | 31 |
212 | It's like that jumping deer sign, but for us. | 1.4659 | 0.04187 | 264 | 169 | 67 | 28 |
213 | Look -- a shortcut! | 1.4658 | 0.04288 | 234 | 146 | 67 | 21 |
214 | How nice that your father has been memorialized in the very spot where he died. | 1.4652 | 0.03838 | 316 | 203 | 79 | 34 |
215 | It means we have the right-of-way. | 1.4647 | 0.04163 | 269 | 173 | 67 | 29 |
216 | Don't you hate being objectified that way? | 1.4640 | 0.04251 | 278 | 184 | 59 | 35 |
217 | If you've got it flaunt it.. | 1.4622 | 0.04232 | 251 | 160 | 66 | 25 |
218 | This would look great in the den. | 1.4609 | 0.04205 | 230 | 142 | 70 | 18 |
219 | Our father posed for that picture. | 1.4598 | 0.03855 | 261 | 172 | 65 | 24 |
220 | I know obscenity when I see it. | 1.4597 | 0.04713 | 211 | 137 | 51 | 23 |
221 | Photoshopped. No real snake has curves like that. | 1.4592 | 0.04159 | 294 | 197 | 59 | 38 |
222 | Tell me that doesn't look like Sheila. | 1.4586 | 0.04161 | 266 | 172 | 66 | 28 |
223 | I really hate the way they reinforce the idealized body type. | 1.4583 | 0.04138 | 288 | 191 | 62 | 35 |
224 | I think this where we cross! | 1.4580 | 0.04207 | 262 | 170 | 64 | 28 |
225 | That has a cramp written all over it | 1.4576 | 0.04130 | 236 | 146 | 72 | 18 |
226 | Finally a welcoming road. | 1.4576 | 0.03996 | 236 | 143 | 78 | 15 |
227 | Looks like a highway to heaven if you ask me. | 1.4575 | 0.04501 | 212 | 134 | 59 | 19 |
228 | Reminds me of the time I ate a cursor. | 1.4574 | 0.04255 | 258 | 168 | 62 | 28 |
229 | I know, right? I could draw a better snake with both hands tied behind my back.. well you know what I mean.. | 1.4570 | 0.04202 | 221 | 143 | 58 | 20 |
230 | Another depiction of unrealistic body expectations. | 1.4568 | 0.04211 | 243 | 154 | 67 | 22 |
231 | He has his portrait everywhere. | 1.4564 | 0.04070 | 241 | 160 | 61 | 20 |
232 | I bet she's Photoshopped. | 1.4549 | 0.04588 | 233 | 155 | 50 | 28 |
233 | They've put your selfie up! | 1.4549 | 0.04432 | 255 | 171 | 52 | 32 |
234 | It does look like your ex. Wasn't she a viper? | 1.4538 | 0.04147 | 238 | 149 | 70 | 19 |
235 | Yeah, I did some modeling back in the day | 1.4534 | 0.04317 | 247 | 161 | 60 | 26 |
236 | Male snake just around the corner. | 1.4533 | 0.04708 | 214 | 141 | 49 | 24 |
237 | See? I told you she was beautiful! | 1.4526 | 0.04351 | 232 | 149 | 61 | 22 |
238 | Well, this is my street. | 1.4524 | 0.04024 | 252 | 158 | 74 | 20 |
239 | They forgot the Xing. | 1.4522 | 0.04335 | 230 | 147 | 62 | 21 |
240 | Is that one of your relatives? | 1.4521 | 0.03813 | 261 | 160 | 84 | 17 |
241 | Is it me, or is that sign kinda sexy? | 1.4521 | 0.04005 | 292 | 192 | 68 | 32 |
242 | No one really looks like that, she’s definitely been airbrushed. | 1.4512 | 0.04290 | 246 | 163 | 57 | 26 |
243 | Are you sure the chicken made it? | 1.4494 | 0.04276 | 247 | 161 | 61 | 25 |
244 | This is what happens to you when you don't look both ways | 1.4486 | 0.04515 | 214 | 138 | 56 | 20 |
245 | It's nice that they put up a gravemarker for mom. | 1.4480 | 0.04387 | 250 | 167 | 54 | 29 |
246 | Such a stereotype… | 1.4477 | 0.04002 | 239 | 148 | 75 | 16 |
247 | I don’t know if it is art, but I like it. | 1.4470 | 0.04324 | 217 | 137 | 63 | 17 |
248 | You gotta admit, she's pretty sexy. | 1.4464 | 0.04134 | 224 | 139 | 70 | 15 |
249 | It was my first real modeling job. | 1.4462 | 0.04225 | 251 | 164 | 62 | 25 |
250 | Careful, cobra ahead. | 1.4458 | 0.04011 | 240 | 152 | 70 | 18 |
251 | We can't let the kids see that. | 1.4458 | 0.04250 | 249 | 163 | 61 | 25 |
252 | I don't care if she's a highway. I love her. | 1.4444 | 0.04108 | 279 | 186 | 62 | 31 |
253 | Better than nothing, but I’d still prefer an overpass. | 1.4444 | 0.04120 | 225 | 140 | 70 | 15 |
254 | I adopted this portion of the highway. | 1.4440 | 0.03977 | 241 | 150 | 75 | 16 |
255 | Don't fall for it, go straight and fast my friend! | 1.4439 | 0.04562 | 223 | 148 | 51 | 24 |
256 | He hasn't moved in three hours. Either he's hibernating or it's a trick. | 1.4433 | 0.04106 | 282 | 189 | 61 | 32 |
257 | Looks a lot like your Uncle Charlie. | 1.4427 | 0.03228 | 253 | 174 | 62 | 17 |
258 | You can tell it's poisonous by the wedge-shaped head. | 1.4421 | 0.04454 | 242 | 163 | 51 | 28 |
259 | I don’t care what it is. I’m in love. | 1.4421 | 0.04417 | 233 | 154 | 55 | 24 |
260 | I actually dated her once, but it didn't go anywhere. | 1.4412 | 0.04308 | 238 | 156 | 59 | 23 |
261 | That's what it looks like when you get run over. | 1.4408 | 0.04406 | 211 | 135 | 59 | 17 |
262 | Well, they said we’d know it when we saw it. | 1.4408 | 0.04276 | 211 | 135 | 60 | 16 |
263 | I like it, but is it art? | 1.4406 | 0.04755 | 202 | 134 | 47 | 21 |
264 | I heard she was once a centrefold in “Playsnake”! | 1.4404 | 0.04545 | 218 | 144 | 52 | 22 |
265 | Finally!!! A snake crossing. I guess all of my letters DID make a difference! | 1.4396 | 0.04867 | 207 | 141 | 41 | 25 |
266 | I’m still collecting royalties for that one. | 1.4394 | 0.03784 | 289 | 186 | 79 | 24 |
267 | It says "Walk This Way" | 1.4390 | 0.04703 | 205 | 136 | 48 | 21 |
268 | I’m feeling objectified. | 1.4387 | 0.04339 | 212 | 137 | 58 | 17 |
269 | At least your father left a sign. | 1.4378 | 0.04648 | 185 | 118 | 53 | 14 |
270 | Oh to be young again! | 1.4378 | 0.04418 | 201 | 135 | 48 | 18 |
271 | Says Mom went that way | 1.4375 | 0.03933 | 256 | 168 | 68 | 20 |
272 | This stretch of road is dedicated to your grandfather. | 1.4372 | 0.04384 | 247 | 167 | 52 | 28 |
273 | It’s a sign from above. | 1.4368 | 0.04623 | 190 | 124 | 50 | 16 |
274 | Ignore it. I know a short cut. | 1.4366 | 0.04113 | 213 | 132 | 69 | 12 |
275 | I told you, it’s just like a deer crossing. | 1.4366 | 0.04167 | 213 | 138 | 60 | 15 |
276 | That was me Saturday night on the dancefloor! | 1.4363 | 0.04125 | 259 | 171 | 63 | 25 |
277 | It’s clearly a toupee. | 1.4362 | 0.04953 | 188 | 126 | 42 | 20 |
278 | They never paint us with eyes. | 1.4359 | 0.04711 | 195 | 130 | 46 | 19 |
279 | This was my first modeling job | 1.4352 | 0.03994 | 216 | 142 | 58 | 16 |
280 | Do you think it's to scale? | 1.4333 | 0.04467 | 210 | 137 | 55 | 18 |
281 | Snake crossing, finally! | 1.4328 | 0.03845 | 268 | 175 | 73 | 20 |
282 | It means “straight ahead” to me. | 1.4324 | 0.04644 | 185 | 119 | 52 | 14 |
283 | It’s obviously a sign’ | 1.4323 | 0.04985 | 192 | 131 | 39 | 22 |
284 | Well, I think it's in poor taste. | 1.4318 | 0.04416 | 220 | 147 | 52 | 21 |
285 | I really need to start going to yoga again. | 1.4317 | 0.04867 | 183 | 121 | 45 | 17 |
286 | Reminds me of your father before he followed that chicken. | 1.4314 | 0.04663 | 204 | 136 | 48 | 20 |
287 | I could look at her curves all day long. | 1.4313 | 0.04189 | 211 | 133 | 65 | 13 |
288 | Ya know, I’d like to go straight for once in my life. | 1.4306 | 0.04663 | 216 | 147 | 45 | 24 |
289 | See, hon, if you worked out more you could look like that. | 1.4305 | 0.04280 | 223 | 145 | 60 | 18 |
290 | See? My way IS the highway! | 1.4301 | 0.05071 | 193 | 134 | 35 | 24 |
291 | I used to date the model who posed for that. | 1.4297 | 0.04084 | 249 | 163 | 65 | 21 |
292 | Of course, Grandpa's head wasn't flat like that until he tried to cross. | 1.4294 | 0.05173 | 177 | 121 | 36 | 20 |
293 | See, we are represented. | 1.4293 | 0.04593 | 205 | 136 | 50 | 19 |
294 | My head doesn't look like that, right...? | 1.4292 | 0.04033 | 219 | 137 | 70 | 12 |
295 | Unrealistic body standards. | 1.4292 | 0.04014 | 233 | 158 | 55 | 20 |
296 | You mean,they expect us to cross the road HERE!? | 1.4286 | 0.04173 | 210 | 139 | 55 | 16 |
297 | I say we stay here, wait for a chicken. | 1.4279 | 0.04633 | 229 | 159 | 42 | 28 |
298 | She’s gorgeous, what’s her name? | 1.4279 | 0.04604 | 201 | 133 | 50 | 18 |
299 | That’s one of my favorite yoga poses. | 1.4274 | 0.04219 | 241 | 160 | 59 | 22 |
300 | Look! A special trail for snakes. | 1.4274 | 0.04380 | 241 | 164 | 51 | 26 |
301 | Looks like going straight is not an option. | 1.4272 | 0.04575 | 206 | 137 | 50 | 19 |
302 | We're in luck, a 'Snake Crossing'. | 1.4267 | 0.05296 | 150 | 101 | 35 | 14 |
303 | Nice that they name the street after us. | 1.4265 | 0.04497 | 211 | 140 | 52 | 19 |
304 | Remember when we were young and curvy like that. | 1.4265 | 0.04447 | 204 | 133 | 55 | 16 |
305 | We do that in Pilates. | 1.4263 | 0.04850 | 190 | 128 | 43 | 19 |
306 | Face it Arlene. In advertising….sex sells. | 1.4262 | 0.04924 | 183 | 123 | 42 | 18 |
307 | I honestly think it's a good likeness" | 1.4262 | 0.03661 | 237 | 152 | 73 | 12 |
308 | Is that mother? | 1.4260 | 0.03957 | 277 | 189 | 60 | 28 |
309 | They used my likeness without permission | 1.4258 | 0.04476 | 209 | 138 | 53 | 18 |
310 | What? That snake is running for office again? | 1.4256 | 0.04814 | 195 | 132 | 43 | 20 |
311 | I went out with the model for that. | 1.4253 | 0.04771 | 174 | 113 | 48 | 13 |
312 | I feel like I have been down this road before. | 1.4253 | 0.04976 | 174 | 116 | 42 | 16 |
313 | I used to be a model, you know. | 1.4252 | 0.04351 | 214 | 142 | 54 | 18 |
314 | Be careful, it's slithery when wet. | 1.4251 | 0.04262 | 247 | 167 | 55 | 25 |
315 | I think we’re headed in the right direction. | 1.4250 | 0.03656 | 240 | 147 | 84 | 9 |
316 | And you thought we were lost. | 1.4249 | 0.04191 | 233 | 153 | 61 | 19 |
317 | They finally named a road for us. | 1.4248 | 0.04189 | 226 | 147 | 62 | 17 |
318 | I think it looks like your mother. | 1.4247 | 0.05211 | 186 | 131 | 31 | 24 |
319 | That's one of me in Pilates class. | 1.4245 | 0.04430 | 212 | 140 | 54 | 18 |
320 | But then he referred me to this great chiropracter! | 1.4244 | 0.04692 | 205 | 139 | 45 | 21 |
321 | It's a straight shot. | 1.4242 | 0.04539 | 198 | 130 | 52 | 16 |
322 | A chicken friend told me it's not worth the effort. | 1.4231 | 0.04689 | 182 | 119 | 49 | 14 |
323 | Oh, great. Now that the word's out, everybody's going to be crawling here from all over. | 1.4225 | 0.04705 | 213 | 147 | 42 | 24 |
324 | They finally got around to putting up a memorial to S-s-s-steve. | 1.4223 | 0.04674 | 206 | 142 | 42 | 22 |
325 | Posing for the straight stretch sign was actually much harder. | 1.4217 | 0.05215 | 166 | 113 | 36 | 17 |
326 | It doesn't quite capture your face. | 1.4214 | 0.04918 | 159 | 103 | 45 | 11 |
327 | She has curves in all the right places. | 1.4213 | 0.04369 | 216 | 143 | 55 | 18 |
328 | I still think we’re lost. | 1.4211 | 0.04488 | 190 | 125 | 51 | 14 |
329 | And this is grandpa. | 1.4208 | 0.04347 | 221 | 147 | 55 | 19 |
330 | I think it says "walk this way" | 1.4208 | 0.04688 | 202 | 137 | 45 | 20 |
331 | I think it means one at a time. You go first! | 1.4208 | 0.04528 | 202 | 134 | 51 | 17 |
332 | There’s one for deer a little further on. | 1.4202 | 0.04124 | 188 | 116 | 65 | 7 |
333 | We're on the right track. | 1.4201 | 0.03973 | 219 | 140 | 67 | 12 |
334 | See, I told you there was an actual 'snake crossing' here. | 1.4200 | 0.04721 | 200 | 136 | 44 | 20 |
335 | Finally a road we can follow! | 1.4199 | 0.04167 | 231 | 154 | 58 | 19 |
336 | My head looks a little big, but otherwise they nailed it. | 1.4196 | 0.04258 | 224 | 148 | 58 | 18 |
337 | Clearly Photoshopped. | 1.4184 | 0.04112 | 239 | 158 | 62 | 19 |
338 | Just because he's got a point on top of his head, doesn't mean he's sharp. | 1.4179 | 0.04649 | 201 | 136 | 46 | 19 |
339 | In so many ways it reminds me of my ex-husband | 1.4175 | 0.04599 | 194 | 129 | 49 | 16 |
340 | Looks like you after a couple beers wearing a lampshade. | 1.4175 | 0.04720 | 206 | 142 | 42 | 22 |
341 | That's what happens when you don't look both ways. | 1.4171 | 0.04745 | 175 | 115 | 47 | 13 |
342 | Looks like we've got a little wiggle room. | 1.4162 | 0.04661 | 197 | 133 | 46 | 18 |
343 | Looks like we just go straight. | 1.4162 | 0.04996 | 185 | 128 | 37 | 20 |
344 | Everything reminds me of her. | 1.4162 | 0.04711 | 173 | 113 | 48 | 12 |
345 | It reminds me of my colonoscopy. | 1.4160 | 0.04293 | 250 | 173 | 50 | 27 |
346 | A famous girl like her would never go for guys like us. | 1.4159 | 0.04343 | 214 | 142 | 55 | 17 |
347 | We should adopt this highway. | 1.4158 | 0.04227 | 190 | 120 | 61 | 9 |
348 | It's about time we had a snake xing sign. | 1.4157 | 0.04951 | 178 | 121 | 40 | 17 |
349 | This is the sign we've been waiting for. | 1.4157 | 0.04994 | 166 | 111 | 41 | 14 |
350 | I think he's handsome. | 1.4152 | 0.04207 | 224 | 148 | 59 | 17 |
351 | I’m all for public art, but this is appropriation. | 1.4151 | 0.04422 | 212 | 142 | 52 | 18 |
352 | That’s hot. | 1.4146 | 0.05036 | 164 | 113 | 36 | 15 |
353 | Barb told me you put out a personal ad but this is a bit much don’t you think? | 1.4144 | 0.04374 | 222 | 150 | 52 | 20 |
354 | That's where mom went to heaven. | 1.4144 | 0.04891 | 181 | 123 | 41 | 17 |
355 | Face it buddy, she's out of your league. | 1.4140 | 0.04327 | 215 | 143 | 55 | 17 |
356 | I don’t get it. Do you? | 1.4138 | 0.04506 | 203 | 136 | 50 | 17 |
357 | They are finally giving us the recognition we deserve. | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
358 | They got the tail all wrong. | 1.4134 | 0.05055 | 179 | 124 | 36 | 19 |
359 | The billboards are getting awfully steamy these days. | 1.4131 | 0.03983 | 213 | 140 | 61 | 12 |
360 | I think they're baiting us. | 1.4129 | 0.04311 | 201 | 131 | 57 | 13 |
361 | There must be a fork ahead. | 1.4116 | 0.03801 | 311 | 215 | 64 | 32 |
362 | You should see her in person! | 1.4115 | 0.04665 | 209 | 145 | 42 | 22 |
363 | You know, I feel seen. | 1.4112 | 0.04543 | 197 | 132 | 49 | 16 |
364 | I really love this stretch of road. | 1.4104 | 0.04175 | 173 | 107 | 61 | 5 |
365 | See, "Snake Crossing". What else could it mean? | 1.4103 | 0.04855 | 195 | 136 | 38 | 21 |
366 | I tell you Ralph, it's a sign! | 1.4101 | 0.04682 | 178 | 120 | 44 | 14 |
367 | IT TAKES YEARS YO LEARN THAT MOVE. | 1.4098 | 0.04680 | 205 | 142 | 42 | 21 |
368 | How did they know we were here? | 1.4095 | 0.04237 | 210 | 138 | 58 | 14 |
369 | Let's take a road less traveled. | 1.4091 | 0.04920 | 176 | 120 | 40 | 16 |
370 | About time they put up a snake crossing sign. | 1.4089 | 0.04555 | 203 | 138 | 47 | 18 |
371 | You wouldn’t believe how long I had to sit for this artist. | 1.4080 | 0.04391 | 174 | 111 | 55 | 8 |
372 | Things are changing, my friend. It used to be a deer crossing. | 1.4080 | 0.03913 | 201 | 133 | 58 | 10 |
373 | It's nice, I guess, but a marker where Sylvia died seems just a little macabre. | 1.4080 | 0.04693 | 201 | 139 | 42 | 20 |
374 | Yes I do know her! | 1.4074 | 0.04793 | 189 | 132 | 38 | 19 |
375 | Just when I was trying to go straight. | 1.4074 | 0.04793 | 189 | 130 | 41 | 18 |
376 | I recognized this as your work instantly. | 1.4068 | 0.04341 | 177 | 113 | 56 | 8 |
377 | I don't get it. The sign says head straight into the sky. | 1.4064 | 0.04647 | 187 | 126 | 46 | 15 |
378 | Finally, government money at work for US! | 1.4064 | 0.04314 | 219 | 148 | 53 | 18 |
379 | Slithery when wet. | 1.4057 | 0.05002 | 175 | 123 | 34 | 18 |
380 | Don't you think U-turns are more flattering? | 1.4056 | 0.04901 | 180 | 124 | 39 | 17 |
381 | It's a sign, I tell you. It's a sign! | 1.4054 | 0.04866 | 185 | 128 | 39 | 18 |
382 | Nothing's new; we've been giving them directions since Adam and Eve. | 1.4054 | 0.04926 | 185 | 129 | 37 | 19 |
383 | Evan has been so smug ever since he got that road sign modeling contract.” | 1.4051 | 0.04904 | 195 | 138 | 35 | 22 |
384 | I’d say it’s our kind of sign. | 1.4051 | 0.04452 | 195 | 130 | 51 | 14 |
385 | You didn't tell me you have your own road | 1.4050 | 0.04707 | 200 | 139 | 41 | 20 |
386 | Not with my back. | 1.4048 | 0.04940 | 168 | 114 | 40 | 14 |
387 | I’ve been seeing these hat billboards everywhere. | 1.4048 | 0.05083 | 168 | 116 | 36 | 16 |
388 | I´m not sure who he is but the dude´s everywhere! | 1.4046 | 0.04976 | 173 | 119 | 38 | 16 |
389 | wanna have some fun? let's climb up and hang straight. | 1.4043 | 0.05151 | 188 | 136 | 28 | 24 |
390 | Here’s where we cross. | 1.4038 | 0.04346 | 213 | 144 | 52 | 17 |
391 | They say pornography is difficult to define, but you know it when you see it | 1.4035 | 0.05085 | 171 | 119 | 35 | 17 |
392 | I'm still earning royalties. | 1.4035 | 0.04878 | 171 | 116 | 41 | 14 |
393 | I'd rather be a snake in the grass. | 1.4033 | 0.04621 | 181 | 121 | 47 | 13 |
394 | Cultural appropriation is what it is. | 1.4021 | 0.04583 | 194 | 132 | 46 | 16 |
395 | How progressive, roadside yoga poses | 1.4021 | 0.04524 | 194 | 131 | 48 | 15 |
396 | Those things are never drawn to scale. | 1.4012 | 0.04989 | 162 | 110 | 39 | 13 |
397 | How come Alan gets his own sign? | 1.4011 | 0.04956 | 177 | 123 | 37 | 17 |
398 | It looks like it’s straight ahead for us. | 1.4010 | 0.04722 | 202 | 142 | 39 | 21 |
399 | It's our family coat of arms. | 1.4010 | 0.04536 | 207 | 143 | 45 | 19 |
400 | Looks pretty straightforward to me. | 1.4000 | 0.05109 | 160 | 110 | 36 | 14 |
401 | HEY BABY! | 1.4000 | 0.04848 | 165 | 111 | 42 | 12 |
402 | My dad designed this freeway. | 1.4000 | 0.04996 | 175 | 122 | 36 | 17 |
403 | Yes, this is where cousin Eddie was hit. But its nice that they put up a memorial. | 1.3991 | 0.04384 | 233 | 164 | 45 | 24 |
404 | This is the memorial where your Uncle Harry died. | 1.3989 | 0.04496 | 188 | 126 | 49 | 13 |
405 | I think it’s a memorial marker for Dad. | 1.3989 | 0.04669 | 178 | 120 | 45 | 13 |
406 | Your grandma posed for that sign! | 1.3988 | 0.05040 | 163 | 112 | 37 | 14 |
407 | That looks pretty easy. | 1.3981 | 0.04144 | 216 | 144 | 58 | 14 |
408 | Well of course, its the best form of flattery !.. | 1.3980 | 0.04465 | 201 | 137 | 48 | 16 |
409 | So nice of them to put up a memorial for Uncle Sal.” | 1.3979 | 0.04804 | 191 | 134 | 38 | 19 |
410 | When Uncle Joe got run over, they put him on a sign as a warning to the rest of us. | 1.3978 | 0.04464 | 186 | 124 | 50 | 12 |
411 | Told you so — the family reunion is thataway. | 1.3978 | 0.04935 | 181 | 127 | 36 | 18 |
412 | Relatives ahead. | 1.3973 | 0.05002 | 146 | 97 | 40 | 9 |
413 | It appears they knew we were coming. | 1.3971 | 0.04251 | 204 | 136 | 55 | 13 |
414 | I have learned never to take these signs literally. | 1.3967 | 0.04689 | 184 | 126 | 43 | 15 |
415 | They say this is the path to the White House in 2024. | 1.3963 | 0.04786 | 164 | 110 | 43 | 11 |
416 | Yes, this is the road they named after you! | 1.3963 | 0.03750 | 217 | 151 | 52 | 14 |
417 | It's a lovely way to honor Bob's passing | 1.3958 | 0.04726 | 192 | 134 | 40 | 18 |
418 | The mother road. | 1.3956 | 0.04659 | 182 | 124 | 44 | 14 |
419 | It looks a lot like my first wife. | 1.3953 | 0.04457 | 215 | 150 | 45 | 20 |
420 | Oh good,serpentine friendly. | 1.3950 | 0.04588 | 200 | 139 | 43 | 18 |
421 | It’s nice being remembered. | 1.3939 | 0.04442 | 165 | 107 | 51 | 7 |
422 | These gender neutral signs are so confusing. | 1.3939 | 0.04763 | 165 | 111 | 43 | 11 |
423 | We need the deer's publicist. | 1.3938 | 0.04349 | 193 | 129 | 52 | 12 |
424 | How does it feel to have a highway named after you? | 1.3938 | 0.05101 | 160 | 111 | 35 | 14 |
425 | This is from one of my earlier shoots. | 1.3936 | 0.04296 | 188 | 124 | 54 | 10 |
426 | It must be a sign. | 1.3933 | 0.05172 | 150 | 103 | 35 | 12 |
427 | She can’t fool me. It’s Emily. That girl has no shame. | 1.3933 | 0.04862 | 178 | 124 | 38 | 16 |
428 | I don’t know what it means, but it’s a better sign than that ‘Don’t tread on me’ business. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 119 | 35 | 14 |
429 | This isn't a safe road. These headstones are everywhere. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
430 | The sign summons us here, but for what purpose? | 1.3927 | 0.04740 | 191 | 134 | 39 | 18 |
431 | Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her. | 1.3926 | 0.04879 | 163 | 111 | 40 | 12 |
432 | I see it as a rudimentary attempt at communication and a possible sign that the species is more intelligent than we thought. | 1.3925 | 0.04832 | 186 | 131 | 37 | 18 |
433 | And I was just starting to unwind .... | 1.3924 | 0.04737 | 158 | 105 | 44 | 9 |
434 | This is a great place to pick up chicks. | 1.3920 | 0.04766 | 176 | 121 | 41 | 14 |
435 | We stand on the shoulders of giants, my friend. | 1.3918 | 0.04418 | 171 | 115 | 47 | 9 |
436 | Deer fall for the same ruse. | 1.3913 | 0.05485 | 138 | 96 | 30 | 12 |
437 | It's a cult. | 1.3911 | 0.04774 | 179 | 124 | 40 | 15 |
438 | That was the last known photo of him. | 1.3911 | 0.04904 | 179 | 126 | 36 | 17 |
439 | Reminds me of my ex. | 1.3908 | 0.04480 | 174 | 123 | 38 | 13 |
440 | Beautiful...it's a straight shot! | 1.3908 | 0.04733 | 174 | 119 | 42 | 13 |
441 | The deer's is much more flattering | 1.3908 | 0.04871 | 174 | 121 | 38 | 15 |
442 | Advertisers know sex sells. | 1.3908 | 0.04590 | 174 | 117 | 46 | 11 |
443 | We can cross safely at this snake crossing. | 1.3907 | 0.04696 | 151 | 104 | 39 | 8 |
444 | Ziggy said she was doing some modeling … | 1.3905 | 0.04681 | 169 | 114 | 44 | 11 |
445 | They got the body right, but the head and tail are all wrong. | 1.3905 | 0.04830 | 169 | 116 | 40 | 13 |
446 | This one really speaks to me. | 1.3898 | 0.04606 | 177 | 120 | 45 | 12 |
447 | I think I'll choose the road less slithered. | 1.3896 | 0.04988 | 154 | 105 | 38 | 11 |
448 | Does that make me look fat? | 1.3892 | 0.04469 | 185 | 125 | 48 | 12 |
449 | What an honor to have a highway named after our family. | 1.3892 | 0.04534 | 185 | 126 | 46 | 13 |
450 | We’re good to go. There’s no posted speed limit! | 1.3886 | 0.04916 | 175 | 123 | 36 | 16 |
451 | I told you this was the right route. | 1.3886 | 0.04569 | 175 | 118 | 46 | 11 |
452 | I wouldn't mind meeting her in the tall grass. | 1.3882 | 0.05031 | 152 | 104 | 37 | 11 |
453 | I TOLD you this is the way | 1.3879 | 0.04433 | 165 | 108 | 50 | 7 |
454 | I didn't know you were a model. | 1.3876 | 0.04279 | 209 | 143 | 51 | 15 |
455 | Have you ever tried swallowing a Dorito? | 1.3873 | 0.05022 | 173 | 123 | 33 | 17 |
456 | It looks like my mother but she didn’t wear ahat like that. | 1.3873 | 0.04817 | 173 | 120 | 39 | 14 |
457 | Yet another attempt to sell us an unrealistic body image. | 1.3869 | 0.05061 | 168 | 119 | 33 | 16 |
458 | Yes, we lost a few good ones before we deciphered this sign. | 1.3865 | 0.05024 | 163 | 114 | 35 | 14 |
459 | I'm telling you, we oughta get residuals | 1.3861 | 0.04728 | 158 | 106 | 43 | 9 |
460 | We knew she'd make it big. She was special right from the start. | 1.3860 | 0.04784 | 171 | 118 | 40 | 13 |
461 | You know, it's nice to finally get some representation. | 1.3851 | 0.04668 | 161 | 108 | 44 | 9 |
462 | Yeah, we're road models Sid. | 1.3846 | 0.04645 | 182 | 126 | 42 | 14 |
463 | It's about time they put up a Snake Crossing sign here. | 1.3846 | 0.05150 | 143 | 98 | 35 | 10 |
464 | It’s about time we got the same consideration as the deer have enjoyed! | 1.3846 | 0.05429 | 143 | 101 | 29 | 13 |
465 | Susan's posting selfies again | 1.3846 | 0.04965 | 169 | 119 | 35 | 15 |
466 | I still have that silly cone they made me wear. | 1.3846 | 0.04894 | 169 | 118 | 37 | 14 |
467 | In high school, I could not imagine she would be a model. | 1.3834 | 0.04457 | 193 | 133 | 46 | 14 |
468 | How objectifying. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
469 | Must be a new species. | 1.3829 | 0.04415 | 175 | 117 | 49 | 9 |
470 | Your grandfather was the model for those, but being Black, he got no royalties. | 1.3824 | 0.04576 | 170 | 123 | 33 | 14 |
471 | Can't we just go straight for once. | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
472 | Dad always told us he wanted to live forever! | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
473 | He was a good snake and I miss him everyday. | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 114 | 31 | 15 |
474 | I signed up for the "Adopt a highway" program. | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
475 | I'm not sure what it is, but it gives me the creeps. | 1.3806 | 0.05484 | 134 | 94 | 29 | 11 |
476 | Do you think she’s seeing anyone? | 1.3804 | 0.04783 | 163 | 112 | 40 | 11 |
477 | This is where we are suppose to cross the road. | 1.3804 | 0.04622 | 163 | 113 | 40 | 10 |
478 | Believe me, they never look like their profile pictures | 1.3804 | 0.04939 | 163 | 114 | 36 | 13 |
479 | I’d follow her anywhere. | 1.3801 | 0.04554 | 171 | 116 | 45 | 10 |
480 | Yes, there are similarities. But on the other hand, we don't have shoulders. | 1.3801 | 0.04401 | 171 | 119 | 41 | 11 |
481 | Well that shouldn’t be too difficult to navigate. | 1.3801 | 0.04399 | 221 | 158 | 42 | 21 |
482 | I like how you captured my curves in this painting. | 1.3799 | 0.04488 | 179 | 122 | 46 | 11 |
483 | Looks like a straight shot from here. | 1.3797 | 0.04737 | 187 | 133 | 37 | 17 |
484 | See, I told ya John lived up that mountain. That's his picture right there. | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 119 | 32 | 15 |
485 | I did some modeling work back in college. | 1.3793 | 0.05092 | 145 | 100 | 35 | 10 |
486 | It’s like Tinder for snakes. | 1.3791 | 0.04830 | 182 | 130 | 35 | 17 |
487 | They're never as sexy as the posters make them out to be | 1.3789 | 0.04500 | 190 | 132 | 44 | 14 |
488 | Uncle Albert. May he rest in peace. | 1.3787 | 0.05028 | 169 | 121 | 32 | 16 |
489 | Apparently we’re supposed to wear some sort of hat. | 1.3786 | 0.05216 | 140 | 97 | 33 | 10 |
490 | You'd think that after thousands of years, these humans would tire of making petroglyphs of us. | 1.3785 | 0.04728 | 177 | 124 | 39 | 14 |
491 | It's my way and the highway. | 1.3780 | 0.05115 | 127 | 85 | 36 | 6 |
492 | It's in memory of my brother who was killed here. | 1.3775 | 0.04949 | 151 | 104 | 37 | 10 |
493 | Now they want to tell us how to slither? That's it- I'm protesting. Where can I get one of those flags about treading on us or whatever? | 1.3774 | 0.05022 | 159 | 112 | 34 | 13 |
494 | I think it says we can cross just ahead. | 1.3774 | 0.05022 | 159 | 112 | 34 | 13 |
495 | Not one of us. | 1.3770 | 0.04662 | 191 | 136 | 38 | 17 |
496 | I honestly think it looks more like you! | 1.3770 | 0.04720 | 191 | 137 | 36 | 18 |
497 | I used to date her before she became famous. | 1.3768 | 0.04454 | 207 | 147 | 42 | 18 |
498 | It makes me feel recognized and validated. | 1.3766 | 0.05053 | 154 | 108 | 34 | 12 |
499 | Frankly, it doesn't do you justice. | 1.3766 | 0.04705 | 154 | 104 | 42 | 8 |
500 | Yeah, I posed for that one last year. Of course I was a bit slimmer then! | 1.3765 | 0.04717 | 162 | 111 | 41 | 10 |
501 | I feel right at home here! | 1.3765 | 0.04716 | 170 | 118 | 40 | 12 |
502 | I remember posing for that portrait. | 1.3765 | 0.04642 | 170 | 117 | 42 | 11 |
503 | A sweet memorial. But I miss him. | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
504 | If we're ever gonna adopt a highway, it's this one. | 1.3758 | 0.05170 | 149 | 105 | 32 | 12 |
505 | It means we can use the road! | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
506 | Easy,peasy. We can do this! | 1.3750 | 0.04311 | 176 | 118 | 50 | 8 |
507 | I wish they’d show a realistic body in these things for once. | 1.3750 | 0.04848 | 184 | 133 | 33 | 18 |
508 | Yeah I knew him, he was voted most likely to succeed in High School. | 1.3750 | 0.04742 | 176 | 124 | 38 | 14 |
509 | I'd like to meet her. She's the centerfold of the month. | 1.3750 | 0.04969 | 184 | 135 | 29 | 20 |
510 | Inclusive.... finally | 1.3750 | 0.05013 | 144 | 99 | 36 | 9 |
511 | What a great tribute to our late friend. | 1.3743 | 0.05181 | 171 | 126 | 26 | 19 |
512 | I could do that before I was three months old. | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
513 | Maybe you misread her signs. | 1.3736 | 0.03919 | 182 | 131 | 40 | 11 |
514 | You should never be ashamed of being straight. | 1.3734 | 0.05273 | 158 | 115 | 27 | 16 |
515 | She was my first love. | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
516 | That's what happened to the last guy who tried to cross the road. | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 99 | 33 | 10 |
517 | I always knew he'd be famous one day. | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
518 | I didn't get any credit, but they said it's great exposure. | 1.3727 | 0.05124 | 161 | 116 | 30 | 15 |
519 | Best emoji ever! | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
520 | Art imitating life. | 1.3723 | 0.05181 | 137 | 95 | 33 | 9 |
521 | You know, they clearly did not get the tail right, otherwise not too bad. | 1.3721 | 0.04448 | 172 | 117 | 46 | 9 |
522 | You never see one for female snakes. | 1.3721 | 0.04885 | 172 | 123 | 34 | 15 |
523 | We’ve been immortalized by Banksy. | 1.3720 | 0.05092 | 164 | 121 | 26 | 17 |
524 | This is the monument built to honor Grandpa Squiggles. | 1.3718 | 0.04916 | 156 | 109 | 36 | 11 |
525 | It feels like cultural appropriation. | 1.3718 | 0.05242 | 156 | 113 | 28 | 15 |
526 | I consider it pornographic | 1.3718 | 0.04916 | 156 | 109 | 36 | 11 |
527 | You'd get kinked up too if they cut off your tail. | 1.3716 | 0.05188 | 148 | 105 | 31 | 12 |
528 | Exhibitionist. | 1.3714 | 0.05104 | 140 | 97 | 34 | 9 |
529 | Must be arrowhead territory. | 1.3714 | 0.04321 | 175 | 118 | 49 | 8 |
530 | Apparently we go that way. | 1.3713 | 0.04690 | 167 | 116 | 40 | 11 |
531 | Triangular head. Must be venomous. | 1.3712 | 0.05526 | 132 | 94 | 27 | 11 |
532 | Yes, it is. I was a print model back in the day. | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
533 | The heck with signs, I’ll slither any way I want. | 1.3706 | 0.04853 | 170 | 121 | 35 | 14 |
534 | That Miss December is a real beauty. | 1.3701 | 0.04602 | 154 | 104 | 43 | 7 |
535 | Whooaaa, finally, directions to the Mother Ship. | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
536 | We don’t need a sign to tell us to slither with caution. | 1.3696 | 0.04941 | 138 | 94 | 37 | 7 |
537 | That's Uncle Joe. He was the inspiration for this road, and, in fact, many others. | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
538 | Finally a little recognition. | 1.3692 | 0.05253 | 130 | 90 | 32 | 8 |
539 | I know he's cute, but we've been down this road before. | 1.3688 | 0.05270 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
540 | So...straight? | 1.3687 | 0.04744 | 160 | 111 | 39 | 10 |
541 | Looks like a nice straight shot. | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
542 | It’s in honor of my grandpa who was run over here. | 1.3684 | 0.04829 | 171 | 122 | 35 | 14 |
543 | Quite a nice memorial to old Slippry | 1.3684 | 0.04685 | 152 | 106 | 37 | 9 |
544 | Ain't she a beauty! | 1.3684 | 0.03435 | 228 | 163 | 54 | 11 |
545 | I don't know who it's a picture of but he's got the moves. | 1.3681 | 0.05375 | 144 | 104 | 27 | 13 |
546 | This road was laid down by our ancestors | 1.3678 | 0.04482 | 174 | 120 | 44 | 10 |
547 | I once dated someone who could do that. | 1.3677 | 0.05180 | 155 | 112 | 29 | 14 |
548 | It's time they celebrated straight snakes don't you think? | 1.3677 | 0.04669 | 155 | 108 | 38 | 9 |
549 | A two turn slither with a pointed tail. I think I'm in love. | 1.3675 | 0.04585 | 166 | 117 | 38 | 11 |
550 | Kinky! | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
551 | It's a sign. | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
552 | They say it like it's a bad thing. | 1.3660 | 0.05226 | 153 | 111 | 28 | 14 |
553 | It’s everything I aspire to. | 1.3659 | 0.05119 | 164 | 120 | 28 | 16 |
554 | It’s a straight shot from here. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
555 | It means we can cross safely. | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
556 | I am pretty sure she was photoshopped, nobody has curves like that | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
557 | They used Simone for the model, her head was more pointed. | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
558 | I think it’s a suggestion more than a law. | 1.3654 | 0.04555 | 156 | 106 | 43 | 7 |
559 | They used Uncle Frank as the model. | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
560 | Thank goodness — a straight away. | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
561 | I swear I never posed for this. | 1.3647 | 0.04622 | 170 | 119 | 40 | 11 |
562 | A warning that we are entering pointy-headed liberal territory. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
563 | It's a memorial. Poor Sid loved playing chicken with trucks. | 1.3642 | 0.05188 | 151 | 109 | 29 | 13 |
564 | They made her butt look huge. | 1.3642 | 0.04935 | 162 | 116 | 33 | 13 |
565 | Too abstract for my taste ! | 1.3642 | 0.04530 | 162 | 111 | 43 | 8 |
566 | Do they think we’re illiterate? | 1.3636 | 0.05868 | 121 | 88 | 22 | 11 |
567 | Spooky yes, but somehow oddly inspiring. | 1.3636 | 0.04475 | 165 | 113 | 44 | 8 |
568 | I’m glad it is direct. | 1.3631 | 0.03474 | 168 | 122 | 39 | 7 |
569 | It’s the memorial to my Uncle Bill who was road killed here. | 1.3631 | 0.04381 | 168 | 117 | 42 | 9 |
570 | I meant your zodiac sign | 1.3629 | 0.05164 | 124 | 85 | 33 | 6 |
571 | No one knows who put the obelisk here, or why. | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
572 | Guess it’s all uphill from here. | 1.3629 | 0.05412 | 124 | 87 | 29 | 8 |
573 | This road is venomous. | 1.3623 | 0.05239 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 10 |
574 | Wow! Cousin Irving is famous. | 1.3621 | 0.04509 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
575 | Is that how everyone sees me? | 1.3621 | 0.04243 | 174 | 118 | 49 | 7 |
576 | The deer are confused. | 1.3618 | 0.05326 | 152 | 112 | 25 | 15 |
577 | My Mom was the model for that! | 1.3617 | 0.05539 | 141 | 104 | 23 | 14 |
578 | I think we found our road. | 1.3616 | 0.04041 | 177 | 126 | 42 | 9 |
579 | They named a road after us! | 1.3614 | 0.04456 | 202 | 146 | 39 | 17 |
580 | It’s just the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. | 1.3611 | 0.04686 | 144 | 98 | 40 | 6 |
581 | The last time I tried that, it took me two weeks to unwind. | 1.3609 | 0.05156 | 133 | 93 | 32 | 8 |
582 | This, my son, is ‘Sidewinder Pass’ named for your great-grandfather who took a little too long sunning himself on the road! | 1.3608 | 0.04936 | 158 | 113 | 33 | 12 |
583 | They never get our head right. | 1.3605 | 0.04624 | 147 | 100 | 41 | 6 |
584 | It lets us know it is safe to cross here. | 1.3600 | 0.04451 | 175 | 122 | 43 | 10 |
585 | We should be careful, the black snakes with the pointy heads are in the area. | 1.3598 | 0.05109 | 164 | 121 | 27 | 16 |
586 | Remember when he hissed, "You'll all be sorry when I'm famous!" | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
587 | No doubt a totem of veneration for our kind. | 1.3595 | 0.04961 | 153 | 109 | 33 | 11 |
588 | I was the designer's muse. | 1.3593 | 0.04821 | 167 | 120 | 34 | 13 |
589 | My Grandad posed for that. | 1.3590 | 0.04977 | 156 | 112 | 32 | 12 |
590 | Oh for crying out loud Louise, nobody is body shaming you. | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
591 | Forget it, she’s not your type. | 1.3590 | 0.05060 | 156 | 113 | 30 | 13 |
592 | We replaced the head with a triangle to make Snake Mountain gender neutral and more inclusive to all serpents. | 1.3588 | 0.05205 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
593 | Yes, I actually posed for that one. | 1.3588 | 0.04974 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
594 | This must be our route. | 1.3586 | 0.05055 | 145 | 103 | 32 | 10 |
595 | No wonder the chicken didn't make it! | 1.3585 | 0.04828 | 159 | 113 | 35 | 11 |
596 | The snail got the 405 in the Adopt a Highway lottery. | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
597 | I'm glad we didn't meet at the fork in the road! | 1.3584 | 0.04557 | 173 | 122 | 40 | 11 |
598 | She's such a show-off | 1.3580 | 0.04602 | 162 | 113 | 40 | 9 |
599 | Pfft…definitely photoshopped. | 1.3577 | 0.05457 | 137 | 100 | 25 | 12 |
600 | They named this road after your Uncle Fred | 1.3577 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
601 | Do you think it means " more snakes ahead'? | 1.3576 | 0.04133 | 151 | 103 | 44 | 4 |
602 | Nowadays they'll show pornography anywhere. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
603 | I knew you’d be famous someday. | 1.3571 | 0.04669 | 154 | 107 | 39 | 8 |
604 | I think she got scoliosis... | 1.3571 | 0.05015 | 168 | 124 | 28 | 16 |
605 | I agreed to pose only if they didn't use my face... | 1.3571 | 0.05098 | 126 | 87 | 33 | 6 |
606 | Careful, it's a trap! | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
607 | I knew that Dad would leave us a sign. | 1.3566 | 0.05472 | 143 | 106 | 23 | 14 |
608 | If I tried that I would need to see a chiropractor for a spinal adjustment. | 1.3566 | 0.04903 | 143 | 100 | 35 | 8 |
609 | Why do the snakes on billboards always have such perfect curves? | 1.3566 | 0.05195 | 143 | 103 | 29 | 11 |
610 | I'll need some time to unwind when we get there. | 1.3566 | 0.04772 | 129 | 87 | 38 | 4 |
611 | Dad posed for that. | 1.3565 | 0.05686 | 115 | 82 | 25 | 8 |
612 | Now that's the kind of directions that are useful | 1.3565 | 0.05550 | 115 | 81 | 27 | 7 |
613 | Finally,some recognition! | 1.3563 | 0.04819 | 174 | 127 | 32 | 15 |
614 | Swipe right!!! | 1.3562 | 0.04464 | 160 | 110 | 43 | 7 |
615 | Happy to see that representation and inclusion are important. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
616 | Finally, one for us" | 1.3559 | 0.04958 | 177 | 132 | 27 | 18 |
617 | Wanna try it? | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
618 | I’d take it as a sign. | 1.3558 | 0.04661 | 163 | 115 | 38 | 10 |
619 | He died for our skins | 1.3557 | 0.04673 | 149 | 103 | 39 | 7 |
620 | Should we really trust a warning sign from a guy wearing a pointy hat? | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
621 | I guess we go that way. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
622 | This looks like the way to Grandmother's house. | 1.3548 | 0.04553 | 155 | 107 | 41 | 7 |
623 | I’m guessing ‘Banksy’. | 1.3546 | 0.05433 | 141 | 104 | 24 | 13 |
624 | See, I told you. We got our own crossing sign. | 1.3546 | 0.05146 | 141 | 101 | 30 | 10 |
625 | I should call her. | 1.3546 | 0.05146 | 141 | 101 | 30 | 10 |
626 | Why do they need a sign to tell them to go straight ahead? | 1.3543 | 0.04940 | 127 | 87 | 35 | 5 |
627 | Easy-peasy...you first. | 1.3543 | 0.05537 | 127 | 92 | 25 | 10 |
628 | Not exactly what I pictured when Jim bragged about his billboard... | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
629 | Finally some respect. | 1.3529 | 0.05796 | 119 | 87 | 22 | 10 |
630 | We can do this. Be the road. | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
631 | Nothing is ever straight forward. | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 136 | 102 | 20 | 14 |
632 | Understatement! | 1.3525 | 0.04664 | 139 | 95 | 39 | 5 |
633 | Is that really grandma? | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
634 | Easy enough for us. | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
635 | Thank goodness for Pilates. | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
636 | Deer cross back there. This one is us. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
637 | The one they put up for the deer is way more flattering. | 1.3517 | 0.05041 | 145 | 104 | 31 | 10 |
638 | It’s so sad. Did you bring the flowers? | 1.3517 | 0.04541 | 145 | 99 | 41 | 5 |
639 | And like us, it has no shoulders. | 1.3516 | 0.04782 | 128 | 87 | 37 | 4 |
640 | This is where all the sidewinders cross. | 1.3516 | 0.05033 | 128 | 89 | 33 | 6 |
641 | I dated her before she became famous. | 1.3516 | 0.05033 | 128 | 89 | 33 | 6 |
642 | Sure it's safe. That's a picture of my dad. | 1.3515 | 0.04999 | 165 | 122 | 28 | 15 |
643 | Looks like we're on the right road to the convention. | 1.3514 | 0.05151 | 148 | 108 | 28 | 12 |
644 | After you. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
645 | Looks like my brother when he got married. | 1.3511 | 0.04714 | 131 | 89 | 38 | 4 |
646 | Seems kind of sexy, don't it? | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
647 | I say we follow the signs and go straight. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
648 | I don't know who she is but I love her. | 1.3506 | 0.04655 | 154 | 108 | 38 | 8 |
649 | This is where it is safe to cross. | 1.3506 | 0.04746 | 154 | 109 | 36 | 9 |
650 | Nice of them to make a road just for us. | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
651 | I had this on my wall when I was a teenager. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
652 | Finally, a snake crossing sign. | 1.3500 | 0.05452 | 140 | 104 | 23 | 13 |
653 | It was about time they put in a crossing | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
654 | Don't worry you've done pilates. | 1.3497 | 0.05276 | 143 | 105 | 26 | 12 |
655 | I miss mom. | 1.3493 | 0.05287 | 146 | 108 | 25 | 13 |
656 | Can we cross here? | 1.3492 | 0.05079 | 126 | 88 | 32 | 6 |
657 | Just go! It's more straight forward than you think | 1.3490 | 0.04510 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
658 | It's multilingual with a hint of abstract realism expounding directional ambiguity. | 1.3488 | 0.05352 | 129 | 93 | 27 | 9 |
659 | They missed the tail. | 1.3488 | 0.04753 | 129 | 88 | 37 | 4 |
660 | Do you think the way they did my curves looks slimming? | 1.3487 | 0.04502 | 152 | 105 | 41 | 6 |
661 | That’s uncle Bob. He forgot to look both ways before crossing. | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
662 | Looks like a snake or lawyer crossing | 1.3486 | 0.04716 | 175 | 128 | 33 | 14 |
663 | It's not even a good likeness. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
664 | Simple, yet evocative. | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
665 | Actually, it's a pretty good likeness! | 1.3481 | 0.04740 | 135 | 93 | 37 | 5 |
666 | Wow, Louise...your modeling career is really gonna take off now! | 1.3481 | 0.04483 | 158 | 110 | 41 | 7 |
667 | It's cultural appropriation, if you ask me. | 1.3478 | 0.05929 | 115 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
668 | Well, I know it when I see it. | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
669 | How did they know this is where we cross? | 1.3478 | 0.05099 | 115 | 79 | 32 | 4 |
670 | There is a striking resemblance. | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
671 | 'I think it's some kind of dating app...' | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
672 | I think it's spam. | 1.3471 | 0.05211 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
673 | Don’t fall for it. | 1.3468 | 0.05253 | 124 | 88 | 29 | 7 |
674 | May he rest in peace. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
675 | I think it means 'Snake Crossing Ahead'. | 1.3465 | 0.05289 | 127 | 91 | 28 | 8 |
676 | Yeah, that does look like Sam, but what's that on his head? | 1.3465 | 0.04857 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
677 | 'We've got this.' | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
678 | Yeah, I used to date her. I thought I'd heard she'd gone straight. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
679 | I've heard the ones with the triangular heads are the most dangerous | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
680 | I've travelled this road before. | 1.3462 | 0.04849 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
681 | It's a bad sign. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
682 | Reminds me of your Aunt Sue | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
683 | That was Grandma; She really was a cutie! | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
684 | It portrays our shape but not our essence | 1.3457 | 0.04577 | 162 | 115 | 38 | 9 |
685 | I finally feel seen by the Department of Transportation. | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
686 | Looks like Dad went this way. | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
687 | I told you our destination was straight ahead. | 1.3453 | 0.05471 | 139 | 104 | 22 | 13 |
688 | A definite improvement over "SLIPPERY WHEN WET | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
689 | We were hoping for Yale but her heart was set on a modeling career. | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
690 | My agent is seeking residuals for every one of those signs. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
691 | The sign says it’s a snake friendly road. | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
692 | Remember how flexible we were? | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
693 | It's copyright infringement! | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
694 | Now THIS is a map I understand. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
695 | Looks like I picked the wrong week to go straight. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
696 | It’s a memorial. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
697 | See? I told you I had done some modeling work. | 1.3434 | 0.04579 | 166 | 119 | 37 | 10 |
698 | It's a new dance move. | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 97 | 38 | 5 |
699 | Accessibility signage is helpful, don’t you agree? | 1.3429 | 0.04730 | 140 | 98 | 36 | 6 |
700 | This sign commemorates our ancestors that evolved into birds. | 1.3429 | 0.04508 | 140 | 101 | 33 | 6 |
701 | Poor Frank, we should have brought flowers. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
702 | Please tell me my head doesn't look that pointy in real life. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
703 | That's racist... | 1.3425 | 0.05274 | 146 | 109 | 24 | 13 |
704 | It's a clear case of "cultural appropriation" | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
705 | Finally, we got our own lane. | 1.3423 | 0.05198 | 111 | 77 | 30 | 4 |
706 | Do you think it’s right that they’re putting up images of us all over the place and we don’t get a dime ? | 1.3423 | 0.04545 | 149 | 104 | 39 | 6 |
707 | Do you suppose mother ran off that way? | 1.3423 | 0.05019 | 149 | 109 | 29 | 11 |
708 | Honey, it's just a modeling job. | 1.3421 | 0.05036 | 152 | 112 | 28 | 12 |
709 | They don't even slow down for a snake in the grass crossing sign. | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
710 | I give up. Let's slither home. | 1.3419 | 0.04795 | 155 | 112 | 33 | 10 |
711 | Should we leave flowers? | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
712 | I always knew he was going places. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
713 | Like we don't know. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
714 | My company adopted this section for cleanup. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
715 | It just might be art imitating nature but I don’t want to crawl to any conclusions. | 1.3415 | 0.05867 | 123 | 93 | 18 | 12 |
716 | OMG porn now in public | 1.3413 | 0.05873 | 126 | 96 | 17 | 13 |
717 | Is that a picture of grandma up there? | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
718 | See, our way IS the hiway! | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 90 | 34 | 5 |
719 | As they say, representation matters. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
720 | Remember when we had those curves? | 1.3409 | 0.04667 | 132 | 91 | 37 | 4 |
721 | Ya know, it looks a lot like my uncle Ray. | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
722 | They finally put up a crossing sign. | 1.3409 | 0.05466 | 132 | 98 | 23 | 11 |
723 | That’s cousin Irving. He couldn’t make it in the movies so he became a model for road signs. | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
724 | Does that mean it's safe to cross here? | 1.3404 | 0.04703 | 141 | 99 | 36 | 6 |
725 | It’s not bad but the face and tail need some work. | 1.3401 | 0.04679 | 147 | 104 | 36 | 7 |
726 | The high point of my life was posing for that. | 1.3400 | 0.04618 | 150 | 106 | 37 | 7 |
727 | This is just another example of snake privilege. You never see a crossing sign for turtles or armadillos. | 1.3397 | 0.04501 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
728 | See I told you that we had a crosswalk! | 1.3396 | 0.04622 | 159 | 114 | 36 | 9 |
729 | I thought you told me you disabled the Do not Track feature on our social media accounts. | 1.3396 | 0.04622 | 159 | 114 | 36 | 9 |
730 | I feel like we’re finally being seen. | 1.3394 | 0.04255 | 165 | 117 | 41 | 7 |
731 | Just cross. It's a trick. | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
732 | Hubba-hubba! | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
733 | “It means all snakes go to heaven.” | 1.3382 | 0.05137 | 136 | 99 | 28 | 9 |
734 | It's either a sign of respect or a coincidence. | 1.3381 | 0.04741 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
735 | I’ve been modeling on the side. | 1.3380 | 0.04781 | 142 | 101 | 34 | 7 |
736 | When did they start doing portraits . | 1.3380 | 0.04885 | 142 | 102 | 32 | 8 |
737 | It’s an amazing likeness, don’t you think?! | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
738 | My lawyer tells me that it's definitely a copyright infringement. | 1.3378 | 0.04553 | 148 | 104 | 38 | 6 |
739 | Uncle Harvey posed for the sign painter | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
740 | Playmate of the month | 1.3377 | 0.04781 | 151 | 109 | 33 | 9 |
741 | Is this where we're supposed to cross? | 1.3376 | 0.04478 | 157 | 111 | 39 | 7 |
742 | Don't be fooled. It's a trap." | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
743 | I think it’s a dance diagram. Would you care to do The Twissssst…? | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
744 | It's our highway to heaven. | 1.3364 | 0.05211 | 110 | 77 | 29 | 4 |
745 | This road was made for you and me! | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
746 | The one true path. | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
747 | SNAKE CROSSINGS “ What do you get when you cross a snake with a car?… A windshield viper” | 1.3361 | 0.05758 | 119 | 89 | 20 | 10 |
748 | For some it’s a path to enlightenment…others it leaves flat | 1.3361 | 0.05473 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
749 | This road is perfect for us! | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
750 | Hmm. My way or the highway seems to be moot. | 1.3360 | 0.04812 | 125 | 90 | 30 | 5 |
751 | She has a great body, but no personality | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
752 | Looks like we can cross here. | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
753 | Oh sure, they have a nice shape. But what about their personality | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
754 | Yep, this looks like the right way. | 1.3357 | 0.05230 | 140 | 104 | 25 | 11 |
755 | I think that's Uncle Ssssyll! | 1.3357 | 0.04649 | 143 | 101 | 36 | 6 |
756 | Careful, it's a decoy! | 1.3356 | 0.04528 | 149 | 105 | 38 | 6 |
757 | You first Honey. Your curves fit this switchback to a tee. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
758 | I did some modeling in my younger years. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
759 | It means the humans have to take their Viagra. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
760 | I think it's a male. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
761 | It's the memorial for Uncle Joe | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
762 | I don't know what they're selling, but she's got my attention. | 1.3333 | 0.05634 | 126 | 95 | 20 | 11 |
763 | I love her | 1.3333 | 0.04861 | 138 | 99 | 32 | 7 |
764 | You mean we finally get to be upright? | 1.3333 | 0.05150 | 117 | 83 | 29 | 5 |
765 | And here, son, is where we can cross the road. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
766 | I wish that I had a Tyrolean hat. | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
767 | See, I told you they put up a crossing sign for us! | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
768 | We're the ultimate symbol of evil until they want to design a mountain pass. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
769 | Thats your uncle Fred, he was the crooked one in th e family. | 1.3333 | 0.04582 | 129 | 89 | 37 | 3 |
770 | I just love this road | 1.3333 | 0.04712 | 129 | 90 | 35 | 4 |
771 | Sexy little thing, ain't she? | 1.3333 | 0.05005 | 117 | 82 | 31 | 4 |
772 | I think it’s cultural appropriation. | 1.3333 | 0.06152 | 105 | 79 | 17 | 9 |
773 | Sam looks pretty good in this, doesn’t he? | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
774 | It's faster if you go straight. | 1.3333 | 0.05006 | 132 | 95 | 30 | 7 |
775 | He was a sidewinder. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
776 | This is a sign! | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
777 | Finally, some representation in infrastructure. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
778 | It was a stretch but I posed for it. | 1.3333 | 0.04932 | 135 | 97 | 31 | 7 |
779 | Did I tell you I used to be a model? | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
780 | Just a coincidence? | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
781 | I think we can trust a relative. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
782 | It's this kind of thing that gives us a bad name! | 1.3312 | 0.04370 | 157 | 111 | 40 | 6 |
783 | My agent got me that gig. | 1.3310 | 0.04996 | 145 | 107 | 28 | 10 |
784 | We're famous! | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
785 | He only uses sign language. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
786 | That’s what happens to you if you try to cross the road. | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
787 | It’s a sign, I tell you. That’s the way to heaven! | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
788 | Finally, a standard road ahead. | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
789 | Ever notice that one mountain’s silhouette looks like a guy’s profile? | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
790 | There's a warning sign. It's safe to cross here. | 1.3308 | 0.05088 | 133 | 97 | 28 | 8 |
791 | I don’t know why they allow smut like that to be posted by the side of the road. | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
792 | Bad things happen to your spine if you're not careful crossing the road. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
793 | It was the honor of Uncle Jimmy's life to design this stretch of the highway. Would have been nice if they'd put his name on it. | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
794 | She wants me to take things slow. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
795 | Yeah, I posed for that while I was still taking yoga | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
796 | I call it the Uncle Albert Memorial Highway. | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
797 | My sister was the model | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
798 | What is a picture of Uncle Larry doing on the sign? | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
799 | Yep, here's the snake crossing. | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
800 | Whom do we sue for cultural appropriation? | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
801 | With a figure like that, I’d follow her anywhere. | 1.3293 | 0.04609 | 167 | 123 | 33 | 11 |
802 | No one has a body that looks like that. | 1.3288 | 0.04359 | 146 | 102 | 40 | 4 |
803 | I'm taking Yoga classes so I can do this. | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
804 | I say wait for the chicken. | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
805 | There’s a guy who’s going places. | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
806 | My brother posed for that. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
807 | I adopted a highway. | 1.3284 | 0.04711 | 134 | 97 | 31 | 6 |
808 | I told you, son. She was the most beautiful creature that ever lived. They built this tribute to her. Just look at those curves! | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
809 | The way to Grandma's house! | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
810 | And they used to say I was too curvy to ever have my own billboard | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
811 | See? They put you on a plaque if you make it across! | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
812 | Our kind of road. Just go straight. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
813 | Wow, those are some curves on her! | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
814 | Seductive, but don't! | 1.3279 | 0.05066 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
815 | I see the resemblance but I still don’t think that’s your cousin Muriel. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
816 | I think we can do this! | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
817 | Ugh, pornography. | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
818 | Sorry , I'm straight. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
819 | See, we've got more influence than handing out apples. | 1.3274 | 0.05097 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
820 | The triangular head means "For venomous species only." | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
821 | Just be careful, even though it's named for us they allow those rubber-wheeled monsters too. | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
822 | Well finally! Snakes’ lives matter too. | 1.3269 | 0.06178 | 104 | 79 | 16 | 9 |
823 | I swear a human just drove by wearing a vest made out of dad. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
824 | It’s like me…. Long and curvy! | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
825 | Everywhere you look these days…smut. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
826 | Wow, i had no idea you were a model. | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
827 | Remember that's the move Eve showed our species back in the Garden. | 1.3261 | 0.05159 | 138 | 103 | 25 | 10 |
828 | I come here whenever I find myself missing Mom. | 1.3261 | 0.05159 | 138 | 103 | 25 | 10 |
829 | Representation matters. | 1.3259 | 0.04440 | 135 | 94 | 38 | 3 |
830 | I told you he'd been here. | 1.3259 | 0.04799 | 135 | 97 | 32 | 6 |
831 | It's a sign that we're on the right path. | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
832 | I told you we should have brought our birthday hats. | 1.3258 | 0.05323 | 132 | 99 | 23 | 10 |
833 | Dang, when they told me Hank was ‘on the road’, I had no idea they meant on the road. | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
834 | Figured I'd adopt this highway. | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
835 | Sweetie, we've talked about this - unrealistic body expectations. | 1.3258 | 0.05430 | 132 | 100 | 21 | 11 |
836 | Seems straightforward to me. | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
837 | To quote Kosinski - the principle of true art is not to portray, but to evoke | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
838 | Beauty standards today are so unattainable. | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
839 | It’s so life like, they really captured his spirit. | 1.3254 | 0.05384 | 126 | 94 | 23 | 9 |
840 | The election is two years away and he’s already advertising. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
841 | Lets wait for a deer, and cross with it. | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
842 | I can do that. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
843 | I don't mean to brag, but my father posed for that sign. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
844 | Right this way, and don’t forget your party hat. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
845 | That's a waste of our tax dollars if ever I saw one. | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
846 | Which snake crossed the road? | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
847 | That's the before picture. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
848 | It's called extreme Ssssssslithering | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
849 | Know him? I used to date him | 1.3239 | 0.04585 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
850 | The DOT babe of the month is totally hot! | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
851 | If that's not an invitation, I don't know what it. | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
852 | These billboards have gotten so salacious. | 1.3235 | 0.04769 | 136 | 98 | 32 | 6 |
853 | This road’s friendly. | 1.3235 | 0.04882 | 136 | 99 | 30 | 7 |
854 | Finally, a road sign in our language. | 1.3235 | 0.05206 | 136 | 102 | 24 | 10 |
855 | This must be the shortcut. | 1.3233 | 0.04719 | 133 | 95 | 33 | 5 |
856 | Nice curves, eh? | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
857 | I’m getting real horny. How about you? | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
858 | Best with no caption | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
859 | as far as posters go,this one takes first prize! | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
860 | Be careful, it’s an arrowhead snake. | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
861 | I was young and naive when I posed for that. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
862 | Are they making fun of us? | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
863 | Rest in peace; she died with her hat on. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
864 | Finally, a little respect. | 1.3229 | 0.05235 | 96 | 67 | 27 | 2 |
865 | Can we sue for trademark infringement? | 1.3226 | 0.04616 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
866 | Damn, what’s her @? | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
867 | The deer? They have their own crossing about a mile from here. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
868 | I guess I can't go up that road... my arthritis prevents me from twisting like that. | 1.3223 | 0.04869 | 121 | 86 | 31 | 4 |
869 | Look. They remembered daddy. | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
870 | I think it's a stretch. | 1.3220 | 0.04625 | 177 | 134 | 29 | 14 |
871 | Ask her if she's got a friend for me. | 1.3220 | 0.04797 | 118 | 85 | 29 | 4 |
872 | We've been here days, where are all the chickens you promised? | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
873 | It's a monument to Uncle Peter. He was run over by a truck | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
874 | This roadway is just made for us! | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
875 | Eyes down here Mister! | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
876 | My father posed for that. I'm so proud. | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
877 | My favorite stretch. | 1.3214 | 0.04564 | 140 | 100 | 35 | 5 |
878 | Since the election's over, he should take his sign down. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
879 | When did they put a crosswalk here? | 1.3214 | 0.04564 | 140 | 100 | 35 | 5 |
880 | Why do they think our heads look like that? | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
881 | What’s the reward if we find him? | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
882 | Glad someone put up a sign giving us directions. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
883 | That's unfortunate. I was planning to go right, left, right. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
884 | So I said, "Sure, I'll pose." But they didn't say anything about the stupid hat. | 1.3209 | 0.04808 | 134 | 97 | 31 | 6 |
885 | They named a highway after us! | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
886 | I told you this is a good route for us. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
887 | You take the left. I'll take the right. | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
888 | It's a memorial marker for your father. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
889 | I’ll race you! | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
890 | Stop looking at her curves! | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
891 | One more curve and we’re snakes on the plains | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
892 | I suppose they don't expect us to be crossing the road. | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
893 | They got the head wrong again. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
894 | Do you love it? It was my first modeling gig | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
895 | It's getting so hard to live up to these unrealistic body images in the media. | 1.3200 | 0.05518 | 125 | 95 | 20 | 10 |
896 | Did you ask for directions? I didn't... | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
897 | I think we’re supposed to go this way. | 1.3200 | 0.04765 | 125 | 89 | 32 | 4 |
898 | See. I told you we weren’t lost. | 1.3197 | 0.05015 | 147 | 111 | 25 | 11 |
899 | It’s my way or the highway! | 1.3197 | 0.05492 | 122 | 92 | 21 | 9 |
900 | I hate it when they post a picture of the victim on the scene of the accident. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
901 | We can't feel good with today's beauty standards | 1.3194 | 0.04479 | 144 | 103 | 36 | 5 |
902 | Looks like a trap to me. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
903 | I'm going to modeling school, one day that'll be me up there. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
904 | See what I mean? We're being portrayed in a negative light. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
905 | Look, mama is in heaven! | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
906 | That's only a suggestion. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
907 | That must mean they built this path for us! | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
908 | I'd hate to have his chiropractic bills. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
909 | It's got to be photoshopped. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
910 | Say what you will. She looks hot to me. | 1.3188 | 0.04194 | 160 | 116 | 38 | 6 |
911 | Finally one of us made it onto the walk of fame. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
912 | Finally, a sign we can read. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
913 | So, when did you sit for the portrait? | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
914 | Are we not getting something? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
915 | ‘I want that hat!’ | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
916 | I don’t know about you, but that looks a lot like Uncle Wilbur! | 1.3185 | 0.04522 | 157 | 115 | 34 | 8 |
917 | I used to date her. | 1.3182 | 0.05074 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
918 | I think it's called 'pornography'." | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
919 | My father has the copyright. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
920 | This guy must be famous. | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
921 | I'm no prude, but I don't think they should post centerfold pictures along the highway. | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
922 | Kim Kardashian ahead. | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
923 | I still look both ways. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
924 | We must be that tall to go on this ride. | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
925 | "His first modeling gig was a No U Turn sign." | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
926 | They stole your move. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
927 | Straight ahead. | 1.3171 | 0.05454 | 123 | 93 | 21 | 9 |
928 | They made this just for us! | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
929 | Hold on to my tail and we'll do this together | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
930 | Twist and Shout! | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
931 | Just because they have a diamond head doesn't mean those rattlers deserve a sign! | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
932 | I think we're home! | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 109 | 23 | 10 |
933 | My modeling career went south when I lost my hair. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
934 | Been there, done that. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
935 | My uncle posed for that sign! | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
936 | Isn't she beautiful? | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
937 | Isn't it beautiful! | 1.3165 | 0.04793 | 139 | 102 | 30 | 7 |
938 | You should see her sister! | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
939 | With those amazing curves I knew Susan would be famous! | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
940 | This sign is a cautionary tail | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
941 | I hear she's doing some voice over work as well. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
942 | This must be where we cross. | 1.3154 | 0.04507 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
943 | Sssexy sssign. | 1.3153 | 0.06001 | 111 | 86 | 15 | 10 |
944 | Well la de da, what did he do to get a road named after him? | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
945 | You’re right. It definitely feels like cultural appropriation. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
946 | They did a grand job memorializing our mother. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
947 | Yes, but it could be a trap. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
948 | Are you sure we're taking the scenic route? | 1.3150 | 0.04835 | 127 | 92 | 30 | 5 |
949 | Who? Her? Yeah,we totally dated in college. | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
950 | When did we start advertising? | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
951 | It's a sign, not a selfie. | 1.3148 | 0.04860 | 108 | 76 | 30 | 2 |
952 | Can you believe they paid me $1200 to pose for that thing? | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
953 | Beats me what it means. Bob crawled out there a while back, imitated it perfectly, and got ran over by a truck so I'm not trying it. | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
954 | I did some modeling back in the day. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
955 | I told you stardom would go to his head | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
956 | That money to those lobbyists paid off. Our own crossing sogn. | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
957 | Seems self-explanatory | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
958 | Reminds me of Uncle Ralph. He never made it to the other side of the road. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
959 | Am I being too sensitive, or do you find that sign offensive too? | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
960 | It’s a trick, Kevin. We’ll get there faster on a plane. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
961 | You'd think they'd have wiped Uncle Squirmy off that sign by now... | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
962 | No, it's pronounced serpenteen. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
963 | Motorists will be sure to stop with these crossing signs they've put in for us. | 1.3134 | 0.04728 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
964 | My preferred medium is oil. | 1.3134 | 0.04546 | 134 | 96 | 34 | 4 |
965 | It means lawyers ahead. | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
966 | Keep in mind they’re still upset about the whole ‘fall of man’ thing. | 1.3134 | 0.05445 | 134 | 104 | 18 | 12 |
967 | I actually posed for that! | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
968 | I thought it was illegal to post dirty pictures in public. | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
969 | 90 percent of it is Photoshop. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
970 | The graphics always oversimplify. It's really a seven hour uphill slog. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
971 | He was run over right here... | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
972 | We raised her to be such a good little reptile too- and how does she thank us? Runs off to New York, becomes a model -and now just look at her; on billboards like this one all across the country. Shameless, just sham- Aaaah! I can't look anymore. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
973 | We get up on the road and go straight, just like the sign says. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
974 | I don't know whether to be cautious or flattered" | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
975 | That's a "Wanted" poster for your crooked brother. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 112 | 22 | 10 |
976 | There is a relative ahead. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
977 | I was more supple then… | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
978 | Reminds me of my first wife. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
979 | Wow, they really like us here | 1.3125 | 0.04751 | 112 | 79 | 31 | 2 |
980 | I think it tells those speeding objects to stop and let us cross. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
981 | My body, my choice. | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
982 | And that’s your cousin Stanley after his encounter with a camper van. | 1.3120 | 0.05069 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
983 | Look Bob! A snake crossing!" | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
984 | Is this a warning or a slur? | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
985 | See, they worship us. | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
986 | I told you! Straight ahead. | 1.3115 | 0.05470 | 122 | 95 | 17 | 10 |
987 | A true legend. | 1.3115 | 0.05592 | 122 | 94 | 18 | 10 |
988 | Be careful - this intersection absolutely flattened my uncle. | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
989 | Friend of yours? | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
990 | Well, it’s about time they gave US a crossing! | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
991 | Pretty hot,right? | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
992 | Finally. Someone who gets us. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
993 | How else would you go? | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
994 | That's Phil; he's on the interstate now. | 1.3106 | 0.04580 | 132 | 95 | 33 | 4 |
995 | It means “poisonous snake crossing.” You can tell by the triangular head. | 1.3106 | 0.04845 | 161 | 124 | 24 | 13 |
996 | OK, we made it. Now how do we get back ownership of our ancestral homeland? | 1.3103 | 0.04807 | 116 | 83 | 30 | 3 |
997 | So it looks like we just go straight. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
998 | My mom posed for that back in the '40s. | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
999 | You see, Mike, I was right. This is the way to Jack's house. | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
1000 | See. Our species is advancing. We now have our own road crossing sign. | 1.3101 | 0.04643 | 129 | 93 | 32 | 4 |
1001 | Body like a back road. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1002 | Caution, that's a highway to heaven. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1003 | Poor guy! I told him to be careful that you don't end as a road sign | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1004 | This section of road is dedicated to my Uncle Sid. He thought he was a racer. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1005 | Is that your cousin, or what? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1006 | That’s beware of snakes crossing the road sign. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1007 | Hot damn! She's got more curves than Gina Boa Brigdita! | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1008 | Interesting, but not an anatomically accurate depiction | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1009 | It’s safe to go; that sign warns drivers that this is a snake crossing. | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1010 | Looks like cousin Sidewinder made good. | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1011 | That can’t be natural | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1012 | At least they're thinking of us. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
1013 | It's about representation. | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
1014 | Trust me, it's a crosswalk. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
1015 | I guess it's OK to cross here. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1016 | Did they name the road after us? | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
1017 | She’s always been my favorite pinup girl! | 1.3088 | 0.05475 | 136 | 107 | 16 | 13 |
1018 | I wish the signs would acknowledge the fact that we're not all arrowheads! | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1019 | Adopt-a-Highway is trying tailored marketing | 1.3085 | 0.06241 | 94 | 72 | 15 | 7 |
1020 | What do you mean the "S" is silent? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1021 | Will you please just ask him for directions. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1022 | Don,t trust a sidewinder! | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1023 | Oh c’mon, like that’s hard. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1024 | It's going to be great to finally have a viper crossing on this stretch." | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1025 | I can't make heads or tails of it! | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1026 | I dated her in college. | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
1027 | Slither thou goest, I will follow. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1028 | I think it's a Banksssssssy. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1029 | Dude, the cars may slow down, but I'm pretty sure that is not a snake crossing sign. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1030 | You go, I can't do expert trails anymore. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1031 | That smear over there is Harvey. He thought it meant "snake crossing." | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1032 | Now we know where Dad went. | 1.3070 | 0.05004 | 114 | 83 | 27 | 4 |
1033 | That's Twisty. Must have been a road kill. | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1034 | It's not the cover of Vogue but its a start | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1035 | That's my cousin Al | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
1036 | I hate advertising. They expect us all to have that ideal body. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1037 | Nice roadside memorial. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1038 | Reunion thataway! | 1.3066 | 0.04464 | 137 | 99 | 34 | 4 |
1039 | It means "Snake-Crossing"; those incoming cars should stop for us. | 1.3063 | 0.04753 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1040 | It's a sign for the yoga school | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1041 | When I was your age that stuff came in a brown paper wrapper. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1042 | Looks like the hat store is just up ahead. | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
1043 | She was a wonderful mother. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1044 | Remember, always stay in your lane. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1045 | I don't like what Betty has done to her hair | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1046 | It's left, right, left. Got it son? | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1047 | Please bow your head... Uncle Henry will always be remembered. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1048 | Boy, those are some venom sacs on that fellow! | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1049 | I don't have a hairpin with me, but I can shake, rattle and roll. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1050 | I think they’re catching on. | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1051 | Told you our day would come! | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1052 | It's a warning sign. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1053 | All these years I thought that was a 'snake crossing' sign—no wonder drivers always look so surprised to see us. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1054 | This was one of my first modeling jobs. | 1.3053 | 0.05297 | 131 | 101 | 20 | 10 |
1055 | Remember Slo’ Joe? This where he gave it up. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1056 | I wonder where we’ll wind up. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1057 | I posed for the roadsign. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
1058 | Sure, it’s a sign, but it doesn’t *prove* the existence of snake heaven. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1059 | I think it means we have the 'Right-of-Way' | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 86 | 28 | 4 |
1060 | He is Risen | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1061 | Legs are still better! | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1062 | No BRO, I'm pretty sure that isn't a 'Reptile Dating' site. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1063 | Carl! Keep your eyes on the road. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1064 | That’s our sign. | 1.3047 | 0.04648 | 128 | 93 | 31 | 4 |
1065 | Wow. Look at the curves on that babe! | 1.3047 | 0.05029 | 128 | 96 | 25 | 7 |
1066 | Representation in public spaces is so important. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
1067 | I'm pretty sure this is where we cross. | 1.3046 | 0.04698 | 151 | 114 | 28 | 9 |
1068 | Be proud of your legacy. Your grandfather was the model for those signs. | 1.3043 | 0.05065 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
1069 | I tried that move, was in bed unable to move for a week. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1070 | Now that's my kinda road. | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
1071 | See, I told you. Damian never made it across. | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1072 | I told you, this area is only for sidewinders. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1073 | Sid's family got a settlement. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1074 | This is an unexpected twist. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1075 | Close your mouth dear. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1076 | I told you she was a babe. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1077 | I don't know about you, but I am getting strangely aroused. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1078 | Another example of them appropriating our bodies. | 1.3040 | 0.04575 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1079 | Yes, I'm a model. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1080 | Frankly, I’m touched by the mere consideration. | 1.3039 | 0.04983 | 102 | 73 | 27 | 2 |
1081 | Wow, they're not leaving much to the imagination... | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1082 | You're probably right, it must be a snake crossing sign. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1083 | Seems like copyright infringement to me?! | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
1084 | The sign means snake crossing, but it only pertains to poisonous snakes with triangular heads. | 1.3037 | 0.04556 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1085 | It doesn't mean what you think it means. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1086 | Everywhere I look -something reminds me of my ex. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1087 | I tell ya...It's a trick" | 1.3036 | 0.04886 | 112 | 81 | 28 | 3 |
1088 | If we lived here we'd be home. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1089 | It's not what you think. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1090 | Don’t fall for it … it’s a trap! | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1091 | Those signs are for people, not sna- HOLY FUCK I CAN TALK! | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1092 | …and this is a portrait of my great-grandfather. | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
1093 | This is where Dave played his last game of Chicken. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1094 | That sign captures my identity | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
1095 | Your modeling career has really taken off. | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
1096 | I think Paul McCarthy said it best. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1097 | Great, they couldn’t think of a better name? | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1098 | I'd sue for copyright infringement if we had a leg to stand on. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1099 | It's the road to Asp-in | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1100 | I can never make a straight line. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1101 | I sure like her figure! | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1102 | My family portraits are hung along the best highways in America. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1103 | Are they mocking us? | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1104 | See! I told you I would be a model. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1105 | I knew I recognized you. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1106 | I was on the construction team. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1107 | See honey, I told you we weren't lost. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1108 | For all of our sacrifices, it's nice to know we have had an impact. | 1.3019 | 0.04865 | 106 | 76 | 28 | 2 |
1109 | Gonna need a chiropractor | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1110 | I’m pretty sure it’s a trick. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1111 | Yes I can see the resemblance but it's a bit too abstract for my taste. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1112 | I think it looks more like me, actually | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1113 | Long wait, are you sure this is a personalized bus stop | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1114 | Nice but yours are real. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1115 | I can tell from the picture that she has had some work done. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1116 | See, I told you. It's a straight shot from here. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1117 | Maybe we should turn around. I can’t bend like that anymore. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1118 | This is our type of road" | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
1119 | It’s a false flag. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1120 | It's just another instance of body shaming. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1121 | Hey, it's better than a fork in the road! | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1122 | Cubism? No, it’s clearly a work of geometric figurism. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
1123 | That must be where we go when we die... | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1124 | That’s just offensive. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1125 | Here we have a public installation of post-modern self-portraiture. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1126 | First they run you over. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1127 | If they only knew that he was really one way. | 1.3008 | 0.04463 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1128 | We're engaged. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1129 | These body standards are getting ridiculous! | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1130 | I don't know, looks like a trick to me. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1131 | Okay but which way to the ladies room? | 1.3000 | 0.04031 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1132 | I've already got my agent and lawyer working on NIL lawsuit." | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1133 | Reminds me of mom. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1134 | The long and winding road……. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1135 | She was always a showoff. | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
1136 | Finally, some recognition beyond that Eve thing | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
1137 | Sure,I get it. But what about her personality? | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1138 | These billboards show such unrealistic body types! | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
1139 | That's the sign we've been waiting for! | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1140 | You know she photo-shopped that pic | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
1141 | It’s is a long and winding road. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1142 | Looks like a viper trail | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1143 | The roadside memorial for my brother. He was slower than the semi. | 1.2991 | 0.04743 | 117 | 85 | 29 | 3 |
1144 | Finally, a road we can call our own. | 1.2991 | 0.04743 | 117 | 85 | 29 | 3 |
1145 | Is that you wearing a lamp shade on your head? | 1.2991 | 0.04585 | 117 | 84 | 31 | 2 |
1146 | Do you ever wonder if life’s imitating art? | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
1147 | I modelled for it. | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1148 | I hate those stereotypes! | 1.2991 | 0.04641 | 107 | 76 | 30 | 1 |
1149 | Verb, noun, and now we’re a street sign. Not bad, eh? | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1150 | I saw that dance move on TikTok!! | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1151 | It's rather Dali-esk, if you ask me. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1152 | This is how you know you're in a nanny state. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1153 | Don’t feel insecure — these things are always Photoshopped. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1154 | Chickens can cross, but we have the right of way. | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
1155 | is that our cousin, Albert? | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
1156 | Rumor has it that used to be Uncle Sid... | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
1157 | Implants, definitely.” | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
1158 | This is the sign Aunt Jane modeled for. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1159 | He was headed north when a grandmother on a Harley deliberately ran him over on this spot. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1160 | I think we’ll have to scale it. | 1.2981 | 0.04904 | 104 | 75 | 27 | 2 |
1161 | I can’t dance either, but I’m sure we are invited anyway. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1162 | 'Frankly, she just seems unattainable.' | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1163 | How nice. A snake crossing sign just for us! | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1164 | You're right -- it does kind of look like Bob. | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1165 | Have you ever seen a snake with a head or tail like that? | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1166 | Once in a while they get it right. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1167 | Thank goodness, they're finally going to give us a crosswalk | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1168 | Snake crossing? Yeh... like I’m gonna trust your vision. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1169 | I suspect that it’s a yoga class. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1170 | I don't think they make Snake Crossing signs. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1171 | Love this stretch of road. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1172 | It’s just a metaphor. | 1.2973 | 0.04805 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1173 | She bit so many hitchhikers they made a sign in her honor. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1174 | I told you I was famous. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1175 | Everybody looks at him and he’s got his nose in the air…he’s just too uppity for me. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1176 | This looks familiar… | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1177 | It’s like a deer crossing, but for us. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1178 | It’s the universally recognized symbol for “you are here”, but no map? | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1179 | Not as nice as the ones in Egypt, but it's still flattering. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1180 | Our first supermodel. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1181 | Uncle Harry’s running for the school board. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1182 | I see these everywhere. I guess uncle Jake is running for congress again | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1183 | Looks like an exciting adventure! | 1.2966 | 0.04223 | 118 | 88 | 27 | 3 |
1184 | This was the modeling gig that resulted in long-term disability. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1185 | Did you get any further gigs? | 1.2966 | 0.04786 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
1186 | That yellow sign memorializes my Uncle Wormley, who lost his life trying to cross at this point. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1187 | those diamond head rattlers get all the attention! | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
1188 | How inclusive... a crossing sign just for us! | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1189 | Is this what mamma meant by getting ahead in life? | 1.2963 | 0.03577 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
1190 | I know it’s inviting but I think it’s a trap…. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1191 | I told you our cousin Cecil was famous | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1192 | I think I’m in love | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 91 | 31 | 3 |
1193 | Humans and their belief in an afterlife. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1194 | I guess there's a whole community of us up the road. Shall we go? | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 91 | 31 | 3 |
1195 | Yes, it’s a bit institutional, but still a fitting tribute to granddad. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1196 | I'm still digesting this. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1197 | Just go straight on: you can’t miss it. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1198 | And you wonder why I'm never happy with my body. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1199 | Hey! That looks like us! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1200 | You know, I dated her before she was famous…. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1201 | Caution: flat snake. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1202 | Sssssshe musssst be famousssss! | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1203 | I said it’s flattening, not flattering. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1204 | Where is the fork? | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1205 | I think it's a snake crossing sign. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
1206 | Scan it, I think it's a new dating app. | 1.2955 | 0.06695 | 88 | 70 | 10 | 8 |
1207 | Uncle Squigley was so proud to have his image on this curve! | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1208 | I cannot condone pornography. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1209 | We're now up there with deer and cattle. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1210 | There's your Uncle Leo. He made it big, modeling highway signs. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1211 | She's even prettier in person. | 1.2951 | 0.04461 | 122 | 88 | 32 | 2 |
1212 | None of your relatives are that way. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1213 | This is our Thelma and Louise moment | 1.2951 | 0.04755 | 122 | 90 | 28 | 4 |
1214 | My lawyer says I can sue for copyright infringement. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1215 | A bit abstract but so was the artist's model, who I dated for awhile. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1216 | Did you know that Shirley's daughter went into modelling? | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1217 | Told you I'd find the way home. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1218 | It snakes ahead. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1219 | We’re safe to cross. That means “Carefull, snake in the road “! | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1220 | See, didn’t I tell you she was into modeling? | 1.2946 | 0.04327 | 112 | 85 | 25 | 2 |
1221 | I was hoping for a stone monument. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1222 | That commemorates those who didn't make it across. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1223 | This is sorta what your dad looked like before he got squished. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1224 | I'm not sure I'll ever get over her...I see her everywhere I look. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1225 | He just came to a certain point in his life | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1226 | Don't let the sign fool you, it's a death trap for us. | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1227 | We’ve finally been taken into the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion club! | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1228 | I dare you. Or are you chicken? | 1.2941 | 0.04676 | 119 | 87 | 29 | 3 |
1229 | We're screwed. | 1.2941 | 0.04443 | 136 | 100 | 32 | 4 |
1230 | Trust me. It's not for us. | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1231 | Go ahead. I bet you can cross in 10 seconds… flat. | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
1232 | They call it anthropomorphism" | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1233 | Thank goodness, Mom leaves a note when cellphone reception is poor. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1234 | I think it is a trap. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1235 | I always like to discover myself on my road trips. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1236 | Anyone we know? | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1237 | You're right, they did make you look fat! | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1238 | And this is her picture after the bus ran over her. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1239 | Yep. The bus should be here any minute. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1240 | How'd they get that great picture of Uncle Ed? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1241 | We run this town! | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1242 | It’s photoshopped, nobody looks that good.” | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1243 | Watch out… there’s snakes in the road. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1244 | I knew him when he was just a snake in the grass. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1245 | That’s a pretty sick joke if you ask me! | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1246 | I told him to watch the signs | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1247 | Don't they know it's faster if you go in a straight line? | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1248 | It's my high school picture. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1249 | The cone is to prevent it from biting at its tail. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1250 | It means the right lane's more dangerous than a black mamba. | 1.2920 | 0.04652 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
1251 | that's the road sign for snake crossing. | 1.2920 | 0.04535 | 137 | 102 | 30 | 5 |
1252 | I told you this is our road. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1253 | Porn! | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1254 | Dad posed for three days for this one. | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1255 | They haven’t hired me as a road engineer since. | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1256 | Let’s look for the snake pit just beyond the slither. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1257 | I'd like to see them try. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1258 | I thought they only made forks in the road. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1259 | Imitation is the highest form of flattery. | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
1260 | That’s an easy curve for us. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1261 | It’s a beautiful likeness. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1262 | I really like those curves, but I'm straight. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1263 | I think it means we can safely cross here. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1264 | They think we’ll fall for this scam. They’ve got another think coming. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1265 | Don't listen to them humans, just go straight across. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1266 | Yes, getting the trademark was a long and windy road. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1267 | Do you know how I long I had to pose for that picture?! | 1.2913 | 0.04806 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1268 | If they're trying to say your dad looks better in a hat, I don't think they pulled it off. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1269 | Remember back when we still looked like that? | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1270 | It’s bold, but it’s not a likeness. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1271 | What does she have that I don't? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1272 | I told you we are on the right route. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1273 | So I guess we go straight. | 1.2903 | 0.04548 | 124 | 91 | 30 | 3 |
1274 | It's a giant one of us ahead | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
1275 | No worries. Look at that sign. We’re definitely going the right way. | 1.2903 | 0.04481 | 155 | 118 | 29 | 8 |
1276 | Signs like these really contribute to unrealistic beauty standards. | 1.2903 | 0.05089 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1277 | Fred, that's about the sexiest picture I've ever seen, but I've been up and down the road and can't spot her anywhere. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1278 | Sure, she looks great, but they airbrush the heck out of those images. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1279 | I’m more of a Hey Jude kinda guy. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1280 | This was originally one our pioneer highways. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1281 | My cousin Marvin posed for that sign. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1282 | Just follow the sign. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1283 | Look, I don't see it as mocking us, I see it as a compliment. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1284 | My teenage son has the exact same pinup in his room. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1285 | I guess we’re better adapted to mountain travel than anyone thought | 1.2900 | 0.04777 | 100 | 72 | 27 | 1 |
1286 | Humans call it a snaking road. We call it a straight shot. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1287 | What a great tribute. I think it looks just like Pop. | 1.2899 | 0.04388 | 138 | 102 | 32 | 4 |
1288 | Looks like Bud's getting creative with his haircuts again. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1289 | It's so cool knowing that our ancestors paved these rodes in our image | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1290 | They always said he was a straight arrow until he crossed over to the other side. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1291 | Grandma was always photogenic | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1292 | It’s in memory of my mother, who crossed here ‘65. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1293 | Nice of them to honour our ancestors this way. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1294 | It's such an unrealistic body image. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1295 | I'm sure that's the way we go.... | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1296 | Finally, a highway just for us. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1297 | I've always felt this kind of sign redundant. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1298 | Obviously it's a snake crossing . | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1299 | Don't cross here. The sign is a dead giveaway. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1300 | You're staring. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1301 | It’s an ‘ess’ curve, not ‘sss’. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1302 | It may not look like much, but I'm honored to be so immortalized. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1303 | Uncle Zeke was such a showoff! | 1.2889 | 0.04054 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1304 | Yes, but is it art? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1305 | I see you've been posing again. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1306 | I call it roadside porn | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1307 | That means it's safe for snakes to proceed across. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1308 | She's had work done, obviously. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1309 | Nature gets me. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1310 | I guess Marvin posted that selfie he took. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1311 | A squiggle too much cultural appropriation, don't you think? | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1312 | Caution,snake in the road | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1313 | It is nice to finally have some representation in the media. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1314 | Guess we just keep going straight ahead? | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1315 | Look both ways before you cross, or you’ll end up on one of these posts like that guy did. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1316 | They’re onto us. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1317 | Do you have any idea what effect this will have on snake body image? | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1318 | I'm not one to brag, but that sign looks eerily like us. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1319 | Just ignore it. I know a shorter route. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1320 | They must think we're over thataway! | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1321 | Maybe it's a trap? | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
1322 | There but for the grace of God go I. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1323 | No one could bend it like Bernie. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1324 | I don't think these snake crossing signs work. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1325 | I don't recognize him, do you? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1326 | My doctor said my X-Rays would would be private. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1327 | My Senator has been promising for years a new snakeway underpass here. | 1.2871 | 0.06026 | 101 | 80 | 13 | 8 |
1328 | This must be the way. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1329 | Is that my dad? | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1330 | Your picture again! You're such a show off. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1331 | Maybe in my younger days, but I’m on the straight and narrow now. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1332 | wow...that would hurt... | 1.2869 | 0.05519 | 122 | 97 | 15 | 10 |
1333 | I’m stealing that for my yoga dream board. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1334 | Not much help to a sidewinder | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1335 | I still want to check Waze. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1336 | Stupid humans think we can fly. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1337 | See that? They love us. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1338 | And they said I'd always be a snake in the grass. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1339 | Trying that move was why I ended up working with the Chiropractor. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1340 | That painter really captured Grandpa's dance moves. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1341 | Honestly, I don't see the resemblance. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1342 | I never thought they would think of us | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1343 | It’s an sssssss curve | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1344 | Of course it's just a sign, but don't you think there's something sexy about it? | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1345 | Did you see the speed limit sign? | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1346 | Is it someone you know ? | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1347 | He just hasn't been the same since he turned pro. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1348 | Trust me - road trips are not actually fun. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1349 | Did they ever figure out why the chicken did it? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1350 | I come out here to find myself. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1351 | See, Who needs Google maps? | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
1352 | A memorial to my Dad! | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1353 | I'll be glad when we no longer have to see all these electioneering ads. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1354 | That’s your Uncle Charlie - he was a great guy. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1355 | I'm telling ya - "Pole dancers ahead!" | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1356 | I think it means we're supposed to cross here. | 1.2844 | 0.04893 | 109 | 81 | 25 | 3 |
1357 | Talk about a pinup model! | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1358 | Airbrushed, I’m telling’ ya. Nobody looks that good without some help. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1359 | I told him to look both ways.” | 1.2843 | 0.05000 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1360 | I knew him before he became famous. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1361 | That’s a nice Memorial to uncle Bern | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1362 | I call it “Self-Portrait # 6” | 1.2843 | 0.05000 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1363 | Yeah, she was one sexy bitch! | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1364 | So for us, it's a straight shot from here. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1365 | They need to get this straightened out. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1366 | You’re full of it, thats not a picture of your dad. | 1.2842 | 0.04887 | 95 | 69 | 25 | 1 |
1367 | No it doesn't make your ass look flat. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1368 | I wish I was that flexible | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1369 | Why can’t you be more like your cousin Phil? | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1370 | i think its a trick | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1371 | Your turn to thumb a ride. | 1.2835 | 0.04015 | 127 | 93 | 33 | 1 |
1372 | She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when she comes! | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1373 | I think they could have found a better way to honor Uncle Leo. | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
1374 | Now this highway is worth adopting. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1375 | It might mean Single girls ahead. We should go check it out. | 1.2832 | 0.04527 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
1376 | I was somewhat more limber when I modeled for that one. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
1377 | Forget it. We’re not chickens. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1378 | You can't miss it. It's straight ahead | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1379 | What a weird head. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1380 | It means 'Straight Ahead' | 1.2830 | 0.04596 | 106 | 77 | 28 | 1 |
1381 | Five years of yoga, and I still don't I can do that! | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1382 | Well, I call it "appropriation." | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1383 | I don't know about you, but I've got a serious snake boner. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1384 | I think it means it is safe to cross here. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1385 | I saw her first! | 1.2828 | 0.04771 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1386 | You see? They do love us! | 1.2828 | 0.04549 | 99 | 71 | 28 | 0 |
1387 | They say this is the Route 66 hissstorical highway. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1388 | Residuals? Sadly, I let them talk me into a one time fee. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1389 | How did Cousin Scales get to become a poster star? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1390 | Now that's what I call a sexy sign! | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1391 | I've seen signs for deer or people, but never for us. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1392 | No one seems to heed our new Snake Crossing sign. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1393 | Looks like it is straight ahead! | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1394 | Let's take turns navigating our way up to the top. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1395 | Should be safe with this crossing sign. | 1.2826 | 0.05315 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1396 | See for yourself, they haven't corrected it ! | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1397 | So, what sign were YOU born under? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1398 | Finally, a straight road! | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1399 | That’s the kind of hat I want! | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1400 | I just wanted to show you that Joe finally found some direction in life. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1401 | Thank goodness they finally put up snake crossing signs! | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1402 | Of course it's safe, it's just for us | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1403 | They named this stretch of the highway after grandpa Joe. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1404 | Bernie always wanted more than just being a snake in the grass. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1405 | It's a "Watch for Sidewinders" sign. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1406 | A long distant relative | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1407 | Finally good directions | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1408 | Home! We're going home! | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1409 | At last, the road of our ancestors. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1410 | Looks about right to me. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1411 | It's a memorial to those who've slithered here before. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1412 | This is where the bus stops for the snake convention. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1413 | It's so nice they named this highway after Mom. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1414 | He looks familiar, but I can’t place the face | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1415 | It’s Piet Mondrian’s portrait of my father. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1416 | It's a memorial to my Dad who was flattened by a car. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1417 | I guess we’re famous around here | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1418 | No one shimmies like your sister Kate. | 1.2812 | 0.06231 | 96 | 77 | 11 | 8 |
1419 | Well, I certainly shed enough skin over this at the town council, but they finally built us a snake road. | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
1420 | I call this section of the highway “twist and shout”! | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1421 | Says go straight… | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1422 | Must be our crosswalk. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1423 | I think she is down this road, but you go first. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1424 | Is there any other way?!" | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1425 | Want to play chicken? | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1426 | They see us, they really see us! | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1427 | He looks nothing like his Tinder profile... | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1428 | Obviously it's not a sign. It's a symbol. | 1.2807 | 0.04664 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1429 | See? I told you there was a road for snakes. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1430 | Why does it have an arrowhead instead of a face? | 1.2804 | 0.04750 | 107 | 79 | 26 | 2 |
1431 | More cultural appropriation! | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1432 | I’ve had it with these unrealistic body types the media keeps portraying. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1433 | This is where mom got her first modeling gig. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1434 | I think it's a memorial to my uncle Bob. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1435 | I actually prefer the hairpin curve; it pays more. | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
1436 | Huge straightaway ahead. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1437 | That's not me! I never, ever pose nude. | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1438 | He has to wear a funny hat, but the pay's good. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
1439 | When did you pose for that emoji? | 1.2800 | 0.04837 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1440 | It means "My way or the highway" | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1441 | I asked you where you laid those eggs | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
1442 | Can you twerk? | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1443 | Stop drooling, Norman. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1444 | It's a slippery slope but you know you're tempted. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1445 | I guess this is where we’re supposed to cross. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1446 | Get your mind out of the gutter. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 75 | 11 | 7 |
1447 | It marks the sacred land of those we have lost. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1448 | Feeling lucky? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1449 | I find that sign triggering. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1450 | It's fun to watch them take that last curve | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1451 | Snakes have right of way in California | 1.2793 | 0.04278 | 111 | 80 | 31 | 0 |
1452 | I told you to ask for directions! | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1453 | I think it's a rather good likeness of me. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
1454 | Uncle Al’s always been a show-off. | 1.2793 | 0.04465 | 111 | 81 | 29 | 1 |
1455 | Nice to finally see ourselves represented in the media, right? | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1456 | Okay, but what about the downhill traffic? | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1457 | It's a memorial to my Uncle Slim. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1458 | I've always loved that picture of you. | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1459 | My father paved the way. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1460 | I guess we're supposed to turn right here! | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1461 | My cousin Arnie designed this section. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1462 | I don’t understand why they need a warning sign | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1463 | I suppose you wish I looked more like her? | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1464 | I used to cross wherever I wanted to. | 1.2788 | 0.04625 | 104 | 76 | 27 | 1 |
1465 | See? All snakes go to heaven! | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1466 | It’s a sign showing the way to Heaven. | 1.2787 | 0.04547 | 122 | 91 | 28 | 3 |
1467 | Wow,these billboards are really getting explicit. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1468 | I think this guy speaks another language. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1469 | She's a little flat for my taste." | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1470 | You know what a deer crossing is…this is for us. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1471 | I’m not litigious, but this is identity theft. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1472 | I always did love that photo of Mom. | 1.2783 | 0.04711 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1473 | I haven't actually seen a pointy headed snake. | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1474 | ★☆☆☆☆ [1/5] Very deadly. Would not recommend. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1475 | Quit lusting. She's not real. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1476 | These roadside memorials used to have flowers | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1477 | Yes I grew up with him. Now that he is a big muckity muck, he won’t have anything to do with me… | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1478 | Sometimes I wish I was poisonous! | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1479 | Maybe the curves mean there's females up ahead. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1480 | It was an honor that this road was named after you uncle. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1481 | Leo is so vain - posting pictures of himself everywhere. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1482 | You grandfather posed for that just before he was run over by a tour bus. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1483 | I told you I lost my mother around here. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1484 | I thought I was tired of representative art, but this is really compelling | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1485 | That's some bad posture right there. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
1486 | That's where snakekillers go to go to find their hearts. . | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
1487 | It was your great, great, grandfather that posed for that. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1488 | So that’s what happened to Bruce | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1489 | Oh good, this looks like the way home! | 1.2772 | 0.04476 | 101 | 73 | 28 | 0 |
1490 | If this was all they were planning to do with the place, I don’t know why they such a fuss about that damn apple. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1491 | I understand he died instantly. I love it that humans erected this memorial to him. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1492 | Nobody else obeys that sign. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1493 | Just be yourself. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1494 | Such a fitting tribute for all those who have gone before. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1495 | They put this up when Mom adopted this road. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1496 | Well, he said he'd leave us a map. | 1.2771 | 0.05892 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1497 | Finally, someone appreciates us. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1498 | It's your Nanna. | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
1499 | Hey Slim, I think he’s doing your signature move! | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
1500 | Success has really gone to his tail. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1501 | Every where I go I'm reminded of mother. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1502 | This memorial would mean everything to Dad. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1503 | More body shaming. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1504 | Adam’s revenge. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1505 | Definitely anti-reptilian. | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
1506 | You know she's photoshopped, right? | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1507 | She’s gorgeous. | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
1508 | A special little something to top up our bucket list or should we kick it up a notch in the now? | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1509 | He was such a self-promoter. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1510 | I love it too, but it took me a long time before I realized that the top of my head was never going to be pointy like that. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1511 | We can't cross here it's reserved for sidewinders. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1512 | I'm not that fat, am I?" | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1513 | Do you think they're taking the pissssssss? | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1514 | From here it's just a straight shot through the mountains. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1515 | Told you we should have patented it. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1516 | I told you we’d find triangle head up the road. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1517 | I have no idea why they put pornography where anyone can see it. | 1.2762 | 0.05820 | 105 | 84 | 13 | 8 |
1518 | Who cares about her mind? Look at that amazing slither! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1519 | I swear, they named it after me. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1520 | Yup.Shiela was the model. Who else has curves like those? | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1521 | Our ancestors built this highway. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1522 | When did you have your portrait drawn? | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
1523 | I used to be a life model. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1524 | You see art. I see porn. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1525 | Just follow those signs to the chiropractor. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1526 | If I did that I'd need a chirpractor. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1527 | Yes I did paint that sign. Why do you ask? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1528 | Ehh! My kid could do that. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1529 | Doesn't that picture remind you of Hissler's Mother? | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1530 | Fun guy. Too bad he crossed at the wrong place, wrong time. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1531 | My first modeling job. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1532 | Maybe that guy can help us find our way. He has a great view. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1533 | Be careful, there may be a venomous snake ahead. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1534 | Looks like a set up to me. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1535 | The snake yoga studio is just down the road. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1536 | I posed for that sign. | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1537 | That's just for poisonous snakes! We can cross here, unless you're chicken! | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1538 | don't say we didn't warn them about what's around the next curve. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1539 | I’m glad they have snake crossings here. | 1.2752 | 0.04585 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1540 | All Hail The Squiggly One! | 1.2750 | 0.03918 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1541 | No, it does not mean 'Snake Crossing.' | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1542 | Not once has she passed a sobriety check! | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1543 | My way IS the highway. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1544 | ‘Snakes up ahead’ was not the right answer. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1545 | It's a good portrait, but they didn't get your good side. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1546 | You see, I told you that your father was famous | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1547 | See? They’ll know to slow down for us | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1548 | I think it's a memorial to Charlie! | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
1549 | The family is suing for trademark infringement. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
1550 | think the pointy hat he's wearing might be a religious thing. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1551 | They just can’t get my head right! | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
1552 | I can't move like that with my back issues. We'll have to take a cab. | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
1553 | Dude, you're famous! | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1554 | And here's our family's Adopt A Highway marker. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1555 | Wherever we wind up, at least we’re together. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1556 | I wonder what it was he said or did to have to wear the dunce cap. | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1557 | Looks more like your family. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1558 | So THAT is how the worm turns! | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1559 | The head and tail need work. | 1.2743 | 0.04575 | 113 | 84 | 27 | 2 |
1560 | That is a trick, just cross. | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
1561 | Unrealistic body standards create a toxic environment. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1562 | I come by here every day, but I've never actually seen her. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1563 | We should proceed cautiously—looks like triangles are braining snakes up ahead. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1564 | I'm offended, but I can't articulate why. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1565 | Here we have an Expressionist portrait from the late twentieth century. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1566 | How about a 180? | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1567 | Pfffft … I could do that. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1568 | Does that mean we should take the highway? | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
1569 | Let's go until we find the fork. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1570 | Don't slither and drive. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1571 | It’s something our ancestors did long, long ago. | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
1572 | And we get no residuals. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1573 | Do you think she’s prettier than me? | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
1574 | It makes you proud. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1575 | Looks like we just keeping going straight. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1576 | Mmm... I'd love to bump into her in a mating ball.. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1577 | I feel they owe us royalties. | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1578 | We don’t really need these directions since we got GPS | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1579 | I’m telling you, it’s a private road for snakes…what are you worried about? | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1580 | Feels like copyright infringement. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1581 | This sign verifies we were here before the highway. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1582 | Everywhere you look...porn | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1583 | The question is: Will they see us? | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1584 | I fucked her | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1585 | I just filed the lawsuit. We'll be rich! | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1586 | I'd swipe right on her. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1587 | Never mind the sign. Let's go get that chicken! | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
1588 | Maybe this is a sign the world really WAS made for us... | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1589 | It’s not a free peep show, you idiot! | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1590 | This is where Gramps got run over. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1591 | This is where he wanted to be buried. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1592 | Wow. That does look just like Mom. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1593 | It’s been three days, I don’t the bus is coming. | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
1594 | our ticket to paradise | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1595 | Honestly, I don't think that's a good portrait of you. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1596 | Road trip!!! | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1597 | It's called impressionism. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1598 | Someone apparently feels we're dangerous. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1599 | Did they ask for photo permission? | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1600 | Freddie would have been so proud of this memorial | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1601 | Why did the cobra cross the road? | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1602 | You could sue them for copyright infringement. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1603 | I think it's a selfie. | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1604 | Don't get rattled-- it's just a windy road. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1605 | I can totally do this dance move. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
1606 | Yeah you're right. Why did the chicken? | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1607 | This looks like the crossing. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1608 | I’m thrilled that they honored Dad | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
1609 | Dude thinks he’s Brad Pitt now. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1610 | The road of life is full of twists and turns. And that’s just the way we like it. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1611 | Someone thinks we’re stupid! | 1.2719 | 0.04791 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1612 | It’s a sign. We need to scale up. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1613 | Looks easy, but it's a G ride with traffic. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1614 | I don’t care if she’s an arrow. I still love her. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
1615 | Not everything is about you. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1616 | You’re right, it IS the spitting image of Uncle Louie! | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1617 | Now I'm sorry I voted for him! | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1618 | The long and winding road that leads to your hole | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1619 | Do you get the sense we're just art imitating life imitating art? | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1620 | THAT'S GRANDPA! | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1621 | Is that a road sign or a picture of Chuck? | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1622 | This is one of my earlier model portraits, I knew I would eventually show the way. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1623 | I'm still waiting for my royalty check. | 1.2717 | 0.04913 | 92 | 68 | 23 | 1 |
1624 | Do you know anyone who survived that way home? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1625 | He never moves. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1626 | It's a clear case of patent infringement. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1627 | Nice hat. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1628 | I think it means that we can cross here. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1629 | and then they named a highway after him | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
1630 | I knew her before she was famous. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1631 | I have sweet memories of us snaking around those bends. | 1.2710 | 0.04708 | 107 | 80 | 25 | 2 |
1632 | That officially shows we're allowed to cross. You go first. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1633 | You try looking like that after 25 kids, Carl | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1634 | Look at those curves----sexy. | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1635 | That reminds me, how’s your sister doing? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1636 | What should we do? We're not sidewinders! | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1637 | That, my daughter, is a tribute to Thordoor. creator of CARSWERVE . | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1638 | ... great uncle Phil. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1639 | I see the sign but where's the strip club? | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1640 | Pay up! Told you there was a designated snake crossing. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1641 | Hmmm. More of us around the curve! | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1642 | Quicker than as the crow flies | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1643 | Your mom is so famous. I see her photo everywhere. | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1644 | Do they have to use Barbie proportions for these signs? | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1645 | But how far did he get? | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1646 | Your place or mine?" | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1647 | Shall we sue them for plagiarism? | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1648 | Mom says this is what happens to snakes that don't eat their vegetables. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1649 | Oh how they worship us! | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1650 | Well, sure. That’s one way to get there. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1651 | I feel we're being given a sign. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1652 | This monument proves the bipeds are finally given us the respect we deserve. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1653 | If you stay on the stripe, you might make it home. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1654 | I’m not really a fan of abstract expressionism when it comes to portraits. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1655 | Walk like an Egyptian? | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1656 | At last, a road just for us! | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1657 | It's the spitting image of Granddad. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1658 | My Grandpa was the Surveyor’s Assistant for this road. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1659 | Sidewinder crossing? | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1660 | I swear, that looks just like my ex-wife. | 1.2698 | 0.03723 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1661 | O-la-la! | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1662 | It's my cousin. He has a very good PR team. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1663 | Makes you feel kinda proud, don't it? | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1664 | I'll tell you where it leads: the promised land. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1665 | I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1666 | Don't know about you but I really don't like to follow directions. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1667 | They have them for deer too. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1668 | is that for me or you? | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1669 | That's a caution sign. You remember what happened to Clyde. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1670 | As if its that easy. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1671 | So, what's the big deal? Why do they need a sign? | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1672 | Don’t know anyone with a pointy head like that, you? | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1673 | It’s nice that it starts to draw drivers’ attention to us. I’ve lost many members of my family on this road. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1674 | Looks like your house is 3 miles straight ahead. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1675 | You're right, she's hot. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1676 | Another unrealistic body expectation. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1677 | I’m flexible. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1678 | I'm glad they finally put up a sign. It's going to save so many lives! | 1.2692 | 0.04680 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1679 | Okay, you tell me...just where is that chicken going to cross? | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1680 | Personally, I prefer Pilates to calisthenics. | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1681 | I think I already know how to cross the road. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1682 | That’s unrealistic beauty standards. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1683 | It's in honor of my late cousin Sammy. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
1684 | This is our path! | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
1685 | Now I finally understand what “serpentine” means. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
1686 | This is our crossing. | 1.2688 | 0.04868 | 93 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
1687 | What’s your next great idea? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1688 | One day soon all genders will be welcome here. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1689 | Snake crossing. Follow me. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1690 | I negotiated a six cent royalty payment for every sign. | 1.2685 | 0.04671 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1691 | Finally … A road we can handle! | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1692 | Art imitates life? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1693 | We should be receiving royalties for the use of our patented highway designs. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1694 | Let’s take a right here. | 1.2683 | 0.04407 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1695 | It’s a living. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1696 | Looks a lot like Ed. | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1697 | Doesn't it get you in the mood, honey? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1698 | There's nothing like a little body shaming | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1699 | Why can't they just come out and say that this road is snaky. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1700 | Wasn't it nice of them to put up a memorial marker for Seth? | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1701 | Should we sue? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1702 | It resonates with me, but my girlfriend prefers “Dangerous Curves Ahead.” | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1703 | This section of the Interstate is named in honor of our grandfather! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1704 | But we're straight! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1705 | Looks like a venomous road ahead. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1706 | It was love at first sight. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1707 | If I wanted a jawline like that I'd suck on a stack of Doritos. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1708 | Happy birthday darling,I really think the artist has captured your essence. | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1709 | Boa bypass. Traffic is a choke. | 1.2673 | 0.04749 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1710 | I see Uncle Sid has gotten that job he wanted! | 1.2673 | 0.04749 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1711 | I say just follow your gut. | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
1712 | Don't worry. If you can pass the 'I'm not a robot test,' you can pass the road hazard test. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1713 | It means this road is reserved for triangular headed venomous snakes, not garden varieties like us. | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
1714 | Maybe on our anniversary…if you’re lucky. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1715 | I find that sign terribly offensive. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1716 | I think they’re on to us! | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1717 | Copyright? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1718 | Your late grandmother was the model. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1719 | I’ve never really understood abstract art. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 105 | 78 | 26 | 1 |
1720 | Jeez. More road sign porn. | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
1721 | I'm offended by the crude depiction, but I'm also cold-blooded. | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 67 | 22 | 1 |
1722 | It’s a warning of what happens when you try to cross. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1723 | We should go back and ask the chicken. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1724 | Yep, that's your Uncle Garter's Memorial Highway. | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 67 | 22 | 1 |
1725 | What do you think? Swipe left? | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1726 | Nobody I recognize . . . with that head. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1727 | So, how's your dad? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1728 | It's in memory of your uncle Pete, who got flattened here. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1729 | They don't call it serpentine for nothing. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1730 | Is it modern or post-modern? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1731 | What's it like to have a highway named after you? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1732 | I think we found our Yellow Brick Road | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1733 | It's quite a nice likeness to commemorate his passing | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1734 | I know it when I see it and that’s pornography. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1735 | I thought you'd be more photogenic. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1736 | Now I see why the artist had me wear the tricorn hat. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1737 | Looks like we took a wrong slither. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1738 | Body standards are wild these days | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1739 | The buffalo, deer and antelope all tipped me to this crossing point. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1740 | It happened on this curve. Blacky was like a brother to me. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1741 | Maybe we should find another place to cross. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1742 | Signs, they're just like us. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1743 | My wife keeps me on the straight and narrow. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1744 | She’s got dangerous curves. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
1745 | So that's why he crossed the road. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1746 | Thank goodness we've found our way home. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1747 | Now....she's curvaceous!!!! | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1748 | It's the scenic route | 1.2653 | 0.04822 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1749 | I always thought Harry would make it to the big time. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1750 | We thought a memorial would be nice to wish my uncle peace after his accident. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1751 | Isn't that Fred? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1752 | See what happens when you ingest an arrowhead… | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1753 | It is written, we must follow the way of the Great Snake. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1754 | Why do people presume they can tell us how to travel? | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1755 | That’s where you go if you try to cross the road. | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
1756 | Provocative. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1757 | Your great-grandfather was the original pathfinder for this stretch. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1758 | I ended up at the chiropractor after posing for that one. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1759 | I’ve always said, the greatest designs of all come directly from nature. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1760 | Um … I’m not sure. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1761 | I'd kill to have a curvy asp like that. | 1.2650 | 0.05346 | 117 | 94 | 15 | 8 |
1762 | R.I.P. Bob. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1763 | Yes, Granddaddy was really a trail blazer! | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1764 | I think it's some kind of sign. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1765 | Let's sign up for belly dance! | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1766 | It means "put your party hat on." | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1767 | I could never get those modeling jobs. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 83 | 12 | 7 |
1768 | The perspective is off. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1769 | You got this. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1770 | Told you this was the direct route! | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
1771 | That's what it says, but don't you believe it. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1772 | I'm not as flexible as I use to be | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1773 | I always miss Mom around the holidays. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1774 | We have the right of way, they have to stop for us. | 1.2644 | 0.04755 | 87 | 64 | 23 | 0 |
1775 | You really want me to try that? | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1776 | The letter writing campaign finally worked. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1777 | They're on to us. We really have to find a better hiding place. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1778 | You’re very photogenic! | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1779 | Sssssssssssssssss. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1780 | The head’s a little pointy, but not bad. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1781 | So you think she's pretty? | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1782 | That is so demeaning! We don't have pointy heads! | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1783 | I think this means this road is just for us... | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1784 | That's what you look like if a semi gets you! | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1785 | You will like it - it's a creepy road. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1786 | Lets go left. There are poisonous snakes to the right. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
1787 | I smell a rat. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
1788 | So beautiful. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1789 | What a lovely portrait of grandmother. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1790 | Many make this pilgrimage, but very few survive to tell the tale. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1791 | No,that's not Mom,it's Aunt Susan. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
1792 | I've always wondered how they know where to put the snake crossing signs. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
1793 | It doesn't quite capture my curves. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1794 | THEY call it a road sign. I call it cultural appropriation. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1795 | You go first. I’ll see you on the other side. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1796 | It’s about time they memorialized Nigel. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1797 | Venomous curve ahead. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1798 | You'd think the family could have left some flowers or maybe a candle at least | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1799 | I guess Mom went this way. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1800 | They want to show us the way. C'mon, what's the worst that can happen? | 1.2632 | 0.04782 | 95 | 71 | 23 | 1 |
1801 | Trust me, stick to this side of the road and you'll be fine. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1802 | I'm confused... | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1803 | Looks like smooth sailing from here. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1804 | He left home at an early age. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1805 | I'm telling' you Herb, she's haunting me with her picture every where I go. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1806 | That reminds me of Uncle Milton and his shortcuts! | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1807 | It's about time! We can cross the road safely now. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1808 | How come they have a picture of Uncle Harry? | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1809 | Not to worry, it's just around the bend. | 1.2627 | 0.05305 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
1810 | The same guy painted me as did that leaping deer sign | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1811 | Yes, it LOOKS like a warning sign to drivers for snakes crossing. But note. It's two dimensional. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1812 | Certain liberties were taken, but worth it for immortality. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1813 | It’s not very flattering is it? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1814 | I have a good feeling about this. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1815 | It's like those deer warnings. I feel safer crossing here. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1816 | c'mon we've got this. | 1.2626 | 0.04671 | 99 | 74 | 24 | 1 |
1817 | Well, here we have another example of art imitating life. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1818 | I didn't know you modeled | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1819 | This looks like our exit, alright. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1820 | Chickens thought they had it bad... | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1821 | Perect! This is for us!! | 1.2625 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1822 | Problem is, up ahead lava covers the road. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1823 | They posted his picture as a warning to others. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
1824 | It's a fitting memorial. Ted would approve. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1825 | Looks like Robert is still missing. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1826 | Since when have they let the girlie clubs advertise? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1827 | That gal’s got some curves to die for. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1828 | I’m telling you, it’s a trap. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1829 | How are your hips feeling today? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1830 | Let's look both ways and make a squigle for it. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1831 | It's aspirational. | 1.2619 | 0.04826 | 84 | 62 | 22 | 0 |
1832 | That's not very original. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1833 | The road to Heaven...maybe? | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
1834 | Humans seem to both fear us and yet mimic us | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1835 | your Highway Dollars at Work | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1836 | Are you sure we cross here? | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1837 | How did the chicken make out? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1838 | Let's report it to the union. By now, they should be using a real snake. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1839 | What would people do without us?! | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1840 | How sweet, they put your portrait on a billboard. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1841 | Oh no, is the triangle haircut coming back “in” again? | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1842 | And I thought jumping deer had all the luck. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1843 | Don't tread on me | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1844 | I auditioned for the poster competition too, but that sweet-talking Wilbur just wormed his way to the top. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1845 | He gets royalties. | 1.2617 | 0.04471 | 107 | 80 | 26 | 1 |
1846 | Don't let than sign rattle you. | 1.2615 | 0.04166 | 130 | 98 | 30 | 2 |
1847 | I hope my health insurance covers this! | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1848 | I just remembered you have a chiropractor appointment coming up. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
1849 | See, your portrait came out better than you thought it would. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1850 | I was wondering where Berniece ended up. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1851 | And just like that she dumped me. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1852 | I TOLD HIM TO BE CAREFUL, NOW LOOK AT HIM | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1853 | She really paved the way for us. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1854 | The DOT was so kind to put this crossing sign in for us... | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1855 | I swear, I dated her before she got famous. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1856 | Does that sign make me look fat? | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1857 | I love a good phallic symbol | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1858 | It means 'Caution - Snake Crossing'. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1859 | That's what I call a speedway! | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1860 | You’ve been seeing her everywhere since she left. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1861 | No, Jake, it doesn't mean "pole dancing ahead". | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1862 | Hiss… I hate how the media is always pushing unrealistic body standards. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1863 | Don't fall for it. Never trust the photos that are posted on on-sign dating services. | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1864 | Look at the hips on that one! | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1865 | I don't know. It sort of looks like Uncle Arthur. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1866 | See, I told you. A dead ringer for your Aunt Susan. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1867 | Finally a straightaway | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1868 | This is great grandpa's memorial highway. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1869 | That was my brother " too slow Joe. | 1.2604 | 0.04740 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1870 | Getting there wont event be a stretch for us | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1871 | This a memorial to all our ancestors that tried to cross this road. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1872 | It’s dad | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1873 | They're sending us the long way! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1874 | How dare they. We're more than just a flex symbol! | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1875 | How do we get to wiggle out of this curve?!! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1876 | Looks like my way IS the highway. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1877 | I guess Bert just wants everyone to know, he has a new hat. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1878 | I beat out four pythons and three anacondas for that modeling gig. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1879 | Highway or my way? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1880 | My father's memorial. Dad was not exactly a straight arrow. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1881 | Do you know a good copyright attorney? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1882 | Looks like our kind of highway. | 1.2600 | 0.04408 | 100 | 74 | 26 | 0 |
1883 | For once, I would just like to see the long and unwinding road. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1884 | Be careful, there's a snake on the road | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1885 | Six hours posing, and they only paid me scale." | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1886 | The arrowhead is misleading the road keeps on going | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1887 | Looks like a straight shot. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1888 | Wait, do I have a point on my head? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1889 | I know it’s not PC but hubba hubba! | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1890 | Are you sure we won't be killed and put on a sign? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1891 | At long last, they developed a direct route. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1892 | Thisssssssssssssssssssssssss motherfucker. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1893 | She has curves in all the wrong places. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1894 | Looks like the city finally got around to our reptile crossing sign. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1895 | They seem to have finally moved on from their deer drawing obsession. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1896 | Who do you think it looks like? | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1897 | Looks like its snakes that way. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1898 | Piece of cake. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1899 | Let's go, I'm feeling slippery and dangerous. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1900 | Road kill? | 1.2593 | 0.04627 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1901 | That's some snake in the road, Tim. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1902 | Thissss way | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1903 | $80 a day and craft services. That’s all I got. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1904 | I was the model for that. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1905 | The Name, Image, Likeness money is great! | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
1906 | See, I told you they forgave us for the apple thing. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1907 | Hey! That looks like Larry! | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
1908 | Actually, she's better looking than that. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1909 | I think I know what to do. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1910 | They day that if the head is pointed,it's poisonous. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1911 | I totally don't remember posting this selfie. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1912 | I've been preparing for this all my life. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1913 | Yeah, it definitely looks like Jeff, but I'm telling you, it's not him. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1914 | it's a picture of you! | 1.2586 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1915 | It must be the road designed by my grandfather. | 1.2585 | 0.03750 | 147 | 114 | 30 | 3 |
1916 | Really it’s a fine bus service! | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1917 | Remind me. What did the chicken say? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1918 | The road snakes to the left | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1919 | What is Uncle Peter telling us? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1920 | Art? Porn is what I call it! | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1921 | I've got Seth working on the naming rights. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1922 | They need to stay in their lane. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1923 | I told you she'd be famous | 1.2584 | 0.04667 | 89 | 66 | 23 | 0 |
1924 | This is the best mirror in town | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1925 | It's counter intuitive. There are no girls that way. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
1926 | He's the man of my dreams. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1927 | It's a pretty good likeness. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1928 | They’re trying to trick you into crossing the road”. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1929 | Why don’t you look at me like that anymore? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1930 | 'Your grandpa's memorial.He dissappeared here years ago.I think grandma nagged him one time too many' | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1931 | I already tried. He don't talk. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1932 | I tried out for that job, but they said I was too fat! | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1933 | And this is a teaser for my Belly Dance night club. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1934 | I don't think it captures your head at all. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1935 | Thank God! Indoor plumbing, straight ahead. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1936 | I think it is your turn. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1937 | WOW!! Look at those curves. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1938 | So you’re saying it’s a real fake? | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1939 | I told you she is cute! | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1940 | Remember, Timing is everything. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1941 | I guess this is where we get our groove on. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1942 | This sign is a tribute to your great-grandfather who designed the road. | 1.2574 | 0.04700 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1943 | I can't believe the Klan still exists in this day and age. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1944 | It's telling us to go THAT way. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1945 | Psh! These are unrealistic expectations. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1946 | Seymour, you're such a card. Get down from there already. We have to leave. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1947 | Since when did Jim get to be so famous? | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1948 | So, finally a road which respects our body movements | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1949 | Looks just like my sister. | 1.2569 | 0.04304 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1950 | You just go straight, about 2 miles, first exit on the right. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
1951 | Well, we are finally getting the respect we deserve! | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1952 | Don't go--it's a trap! | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1953 | I always wanted to be a model. | 1.2566 | 0.04314 | 113 | 85 | 27 | 1 |
1954 | Yes, I thought it'd be good PR to sponsor a highway. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1955 | Told you, I’m famous. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1956 | Let’s go see that rare Curvy Arrowhead snake | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1957 | My hatchling can draw a better snake than that!" | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1958 | I'm telling you we cross here. The deer have one too. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1959 | Well, they don't call us sidewinders for nothing! | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
1960 | And you didn't believe that I'm a professional model. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1961 | Well, finally a nice straight road! | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1962 | That reminds me: I've got yoga at 3 today. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1963 | Yea I use to do some modeling. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1964 | Why, that's the spittin' image of little Jimmy! | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1965 | seems pretty easy | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1966 | I’d date her. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
1967 | Yes, I’m certain that’s the way to my mom’s house. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
1968 | You'll zig and I'll zag. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
1969 | These people really have no idea. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1970 | See? They can't get enough of us. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
1971 | The marker for a deer crossing is up ahead.... | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1972 | They say it's paradise. It must be, no one ever comes back. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1973 | That's a picture of my Uncle Fred. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
1974 | It can't be that difficult to get our heads right on their signs. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1975 | That’s a human caution sign for snake area ahead…we’re home! | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1976 | Son, if you live your life well, you too can have a street named after you. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1977 | We're not chickens! | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1978 | I’m just not into abstract portraits. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1979 | The sign is a memorial to Uncle Jim. He died on this road. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
1980 | Almost pornographic, isn't it? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1981 | Why is there a billboard of your Uncle Jake here? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1982 | General George Sidewinderton crossed the Delaware River Gap in a Boa near here. There is a Rattlutionary War memorial site honoring the water snakes that shed their last skins further up the pass. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1983 | It's my best pose. I'm getting residuals from all 50 states. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1984 | Your grandma posed for that picture | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1985 | Oh poor Severus, may he rest in peace | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1986 | Clearly, it's a copyright infringement. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1987 | Well, the directions look fairly straightforward to me. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1988 | Nice to see them using curvy models more these days. | 1.2556 | 0.04623 | 90 | 67 | 23 | 0 |
1989 | I’ve been doing some modelling gigs on the side. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1990 | I wanted to be a hand model, but they said I was better suited for this type of work. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1991 | "I think it’s in memory of my Dad who crossed this road once.” | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1992 | Yes, she is very attractive . . . but I've fallen for this ploy before. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1993 | I did a little modeling in my youth. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1994 | The pointed head ones are poisonous, don’t follow him. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1995 | I was uncomfortable at first, but the sign maker told me to just act natural. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1996 | Let us go slither and yon. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1997 | Wow...snake pit party ahead. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1998 | Republicans put that there. Just go straight. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1999 | I never thought I'd live to see myself on a billboard! | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2000 | These "Missing Snake" signs annoy me. No phone number; no license plate. What's the point? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2001 | I like it!" "I don't know, they never get the shape of my head right... | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2002 | Snake of the month. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2003 | This is why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2004 | For pointy heads only. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2005 | What it doesn't say is the asphalt is murder on our stomachs. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2006 | Oh, that takes me back to my college girlfriend, June. She was a looker. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2007 | And I'm telling you it does NOT mean 'Sidewinder Crossing,' but when have you ever listened to me? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2008 | No they call it a a hairpin turn | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2009 | I was the inspiration for this one. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2010 | Here’s where Uncle Vernon took a turn for the worse. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2011 | It says so much about life. It must be a Banksy. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2012 | I had better poses, but the artist had their "vision"! | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
2013 | Ok. This must be us. | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
2014 | I like her curves. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2015 | Are you crazy? Look what happened to Uncle Bertie! | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
2016 | Hey! That's the way home! | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2017 | Love the moves despite the poiny head. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2018 | I just feel like this is the right spot for us. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2019 | An express lane just for us. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2020 | That's cousin Fred. He was always the sharp one! | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
2021 | They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2022 | I'm telling ya--this is a classic case of trademark infringement! | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2023 | This is how my modeling career started” | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2024 | Ready to slither on the Wild Side | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
2025 | How sweet. They knew we were coming. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
2026 | I used to date her and now she's famous! | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
2027 | I dont see the issue | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
2028 | Hey Dude, we're famous. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2029 | Would you look at the curves on that one !! | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2030 | Get your head out of the gutter, Vinny | 1.2541 | 0.05148 | 122 | 99 | 15 | 8 |
2031 | It’s nice to be recognized! | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2032 | Well, what do you know, here it is: “The Long and Sidewinding Road” | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2033 | Didn’t I tell you, better than Playsnake. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2034 | I’ll meet you at the snake in the road. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2035 | This sign is racist! We should be able to cross the street where we want to!" | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2036 | I know it's very alluring, but it has an airbrushed emptiness about it. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2037 | It says, 'sperm crossing', but I think we can go, too. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2038 | Yep-they call it the road lesssss traveled. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2039 | How many others do you think there are? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2040 | I wish I looked that good. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2041 | This is the way. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2042 | If I could do that I'd join the circus. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2043 | Is that who I think it is? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2044 | I think this means we are supposed to cross here. If I'm wrong, how bad could it be? | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2045 | Nice grave marker for Stan; he couldn't stay on this side. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2046 | You might say we invented the sports car | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2047 | They honor your Grand Pa. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2048 | This has to be the way. The sign has our name all over it. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2049 | I think it means 'snake crossing,' or is that too on-the-nose? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2050 | I had no idea that Uncle Charlie is so well-known. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2051 | She left me standing here a long, long time ago. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2052 | This is the crosswalk where we can pass. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2053 | Finally... Our inheritance. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2054 | They’re obsessed with us | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2055 | Clearly the head is photoshopped. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2056 | does this seem respectful to you, or nah? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2057 | Sssss" curve | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2058 | I don’t know a lot about art, but I know what I like. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2059 | "This will take you to the Adder-ondack Mountains." | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2060 | I don’t get it… | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2061 | I feel seen. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2062 | That's him, all right, I'd know Triangle Head Bob anywhere. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2063 | Ungulates get them. Why shouldn't we? | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2064 | Don't believe it! It's our way or the highway! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2065 | I dunno Phil, this road looks kinda snakey to me. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2066 | Not bad, but it doesn't quite capture Gladys. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2067 | Looks like YOUR family has been here, Ed | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2068 | They have no clue how obscene that is! | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2069 | I see Dan is running for King Snake again. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2070 | He’s your second cousin twice removed on your mother’s side… | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2071 | Looks like our DEI efforts finally paid off. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2072 | It's a tribute to Grandma! | 1.2524 | 0.04517 | 103 | 78 | 24 | 1 |
2073 | I can't imagine paying for porn. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2074 | Look both ways, even at the snake crossing. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
2075 | I double dog dare you. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
2076 | I think we can sue 'em for copywrite infringement | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
2077 | That means to watch for us crossing. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2078 | We should adopt. | 1.2523 | 0.04219 | 107 | 82 | 24 | 1 |
2079 | This is the memorial for Chuck. It also serves as a reminder to others to be careful crossing here. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
2080 | I don't feel like going to the other side. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2081 | What do you think of my new profile pic? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2082 | It's a remarkable likeness of you. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2083 | That’s the painting of Aunt Gertrude I told you about. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2084 | Finally, some representation in public art. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2085 | So we put up this memorial where he was flattened. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2086 | She's really hot. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2087 | It's really more circuitous than serpentine. | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
2088 | Singles only, I guess. No HOV. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2089 | It'ssss a ssssign! Isss what it isss.! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2090 | Does that mean we'll fly someday? | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2091 | In fairness, that’s not really how we move. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2092 | They say she was the first supermodel. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2093 | Can wait for the chicken | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2094 | Of course, I designed it. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2095 | I am calling my lawyer. This is plagiarism | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2096 | I think that's really sexy. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2097 | That must be one big snake! | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2098 | It speaks our language. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2099 | Someone spotted us. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2100 | Twerk at your own risk | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
2101 | You gotta see the curves on this one!" | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2102 | Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2103 | I’m in love. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2104 | I'm so glad we took the scenic route. | 1.2500 | 0.04581 | 108 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
2105 | Our contribution to ‘Support a Highway’ | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2106 | I just can't get into yoga | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2107 | I know it sounds dirty, but I find I can stare at that picture for hours. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2108 | If we could only still do that! | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2109 | How am I supposed to move on? Every time I turn around in these mountains, there she is. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2110 | Are you sure that means snake crossing? | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2111 | Finally, a road designed for us! | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2112 | That's me when I was younger | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2113 | His final words were, "Stick to the straight and narrow!" | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2114 | I saw that move on SnakeTok. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2115 | I'm tellin' ya', Larry. She's outta your league. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2116 | I think they really captured Fred’s spirit | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2117 | Straight ahead, sign says. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2118 | My mom told me that my flexibility would come in handy some day!! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2119 | It's a pretty good likeness of your Uncle Sidewinder. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 76 | 57 | 19 | 0 |
2120 | This is known as 'trouble with the curve.' | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2121 | It's not that I'm opposed to figurative art, but this particular work doesn't speak to me. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2122 | God has sent us a sign. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2123 | Dating site for asps ahead. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2124 | It means there's snakes around for awhile." | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2125 | Your modeling career seems to be going well. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2126 | Sidewinder profile. Let’s slither elsewhere | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2127 | They took that picture after I had a few to many. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2128 | That means beware of rattlesnakes ahead. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2129 | R.I.P. Ralph. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2130 | I hear they asked that famous actress to pose for it. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2131 | Big deal! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2132 | I think it's what they call a selfie | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2133 | Va Va Va Voom! | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2134 | ``It doesn't look anything like you.'' | 1.2500 | 0.04683 | 96 | 73 | 22 | 1 |
2135 | I’m not sure your theory has legs. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2136 | I'm not so sure,my father always said: "Stay on the straight and narrow" | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2137 | I guess this really must be the road back to Paradise! | 1.2500 | 0.04683 | 96 | 73 | 22 | 1 |
2138 | I really appreciate the straight-body acceptance movement. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2139 | OK, so we just go straight down this road, then? | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2140 | It has to be Photoshopped. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2141 | Flattened out, but still ahead of the curve. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2142 | Do you know why there is a photo of Sam up there? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2143 | My great grandfather posed for that. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2144 | This one is modeled on my signature move. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2145 | I always think of Mom when we cross here. | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
2146 | „It‘s tempting, Gary, but have you ever seen a nude dancing bar at 5,000 feet that‘s open in November?“ | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
2147 | It says right there, snake crossing | 1.2478 | 0.04538 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2148 | I hate this road through the Peyronie's. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
2149 | Your uncle George was a model. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2150 | What sort of society objectifies women in this way? | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
2151 | You got paid how much to pose for that?? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2152 | See. I told you this was the way to Cousin Charlie's. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2153 | I still think we should sue for royalties. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2154 | I say old chap, I don’t remember him” | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2155 | This is the one I was telling you about: a Highway named after us. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2156 | It's a monument for your father, who tried to cross here a few years back. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2157 | So then I told them to add a snake crossing sign or else I'll call the ADA. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2158 | Males. All the same. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2159 | Always look both ways and cross at the 'Snake Crossing' sign. | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2160 | This must be their way of diminishing the snake population | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2161 | ‘Asp Inn, ASP INN!’ not ‘Aspen’ | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2162 | And long ago, Mother Snake carved this path into the mountain. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2163 | I say we sue for copyright infringement. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2164 | We gotta get him outta there! | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2165 | We’re almost home! | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2166 | DON'T GET RATTLED! THAT'S NOT YOUR SIGN YOUR STILL A LIBRA, SCALES AND ALL! | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2167 | You can look but you can’t touch | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2168 | Isn't that the model you used to date? | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2169 | I was the model for that sign. | 1.2474 | 0.04404 | 97 | 73 | 24 | 0 |
2170 | She's definitely a babe. I'm going after her! | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2171 | Now do you believe in god? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2172 | I know all the words to “A Long and Winding Road.” | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2173 | See I told this is the way. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2174 | Nice, looks just like you. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2175 | Well, duh.... it's the only way we know how to go. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2176 | I'll pass. I'm having some stomach issues today. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2177 | I'm tired of these billboards and their unrealistic beauty standards | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2178 | Looks like an easy shortcut! | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2179 | That sign looks familiar. We’re not lost anymore. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2180 | They say this is where mom died. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
2181 | What a nice memorial to Jonesy. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2182 | I didn't know Stephanie had scoliosis. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2183 | It's like seeing Grandpa's picture again | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2184 | What a coincidence. I know that guy! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2185 | The sign indicates that we should go that way. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2186 | Well, that's stating the obvious | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2187 | You're right! Mom was the model for this sign. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2188 | It's a warning: Cross here and you'll be flattened | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2189 | It runs along the Snake River. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2190 | Just once I’d like to land on a ladder. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2191 | Stop gawking, Bill. She's not real, those curves have to be photoshopped. | 1.2472 | 0.04998 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2192 | Is that what my head really looks like? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2193 | I prefer the road less followed. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2194 | Look. It's Daddy when he was a soldier. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2195 | Anybody you know? | 1.2471 | 0.04852 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2196 | Well, I guess it is a bit mysterious. It's got nothing on crop circles though. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2197 | Hey, that looks just like Aunt Ida! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2198 | I'm so tired of meta art. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2199 | You’re modeling for billboards now? | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2200 | Why a picture of Bob? | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2201 | It was named for my grandfather. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2202 | Good thing snakes can't talk because this drawing needs no caption. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2203 | See, I told you the world wasn’t round! | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2204 | This must be the way to Grandma's house. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2205 | It’s the curves that really move me . | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2206 | See? I told you she was hot - look at those curves! | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2207 | And I say it's about time! Did we or did we not give them sex? | 1.2468 | 0.05115 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2208 | You take the right - I'll take the left. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2209 | Told ya you’d one day be on an important sign by the highway! | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2210 | Are we there yet | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2211 | I think that means we own the road... | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2212 | Don't be jealous honey, I posed for that layout before I even met you. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2213 | It's kind of kinky; we should try it sometime. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2214 | Grandma got run over by a reindeer. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2215 | If they get out of the car to take your picture, just slither away. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2216 | We'll be home in no time. Nothing but straightaway from here on in. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2217 | I always wanted to be a model. If I can get those curves, it’ll be me up there one day. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2218 | It means “Wear a hat”. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2219 | The point was their idea | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2220 | Our great grandfather built this road. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2221 | He's such a poser. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2222 | We don't have to wait until Friday night. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2223 | See, this is why I get so bent out of shape. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2224 | „Not everything‘s about us“ | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2225 | It's there for our protection. | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2226 | It means that hitchhiking is allowed here. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2227 | Would ya look at the curves on her. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2228 | Don’t overthink it. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2229 | This is my way and the highway. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2230 | Baby got back. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2231 | Hubba-hubba, look at those curves! | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2232 | It's abstract art | 1.2449 | 0.04366 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2233 | I used to go out with her. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2234 | Well, duh! | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2235 | Ya know, my friend Barbara was the model for that. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2236 | Tres' kinky. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2237 | I’ve heard she looks even better in real life. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2238 | Looks a lot like your sister! | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2239 | First of all, our heads are not that pointy. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2240 | That looks more like you than me | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2241 | It's a roadside memorial. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2242 | It should be safe to cross here. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2243 | It looks like our kind of road. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2244 | gosh i miss her | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2245 | I think it means 'watch out for rattlesnakes' | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
2246 | The triangular head is the sign of a pit viper. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2247 | Eyes on the road! | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
2248 | I’m sorry, but that’s not a sign for a snake crossing. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2249 | Stay Calm and Slither On | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2250 | Their primitive reptilian brain makes them lose control in our presence. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2251 | It's straight ahead. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2252 | She was always the “pretty one,” but I think it was the hat. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2253 | Shake, rattle and roll? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2254 | Is it really worth visiting your mom? Again? | 1.2444 | 0.04416 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2255 | Self-actualization is just around the bend. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2256 | Let's take this road. It is the fastest route to the RNC. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2257 | You know it didn’t use to offend me. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2258 | Looks a little like uncle Frank. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2259 | Impressive work. The way you contorted your body, it’s like you were a winding road.” | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2260 | Remember, what happens in Slytherin stays in Slytherin. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2261 | I believe this leads us to a NIL bonanza. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2262 | That's my sister. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2263 | No Jake, your head isn't pointed. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2264 | Exactly what my X looked like. | 1.2442 | 0.04660 | 86 | 65 | 21 | 0 |
2265 | I wonder where the head and tail are? | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2266 | Don't worry, it turns me on too. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2267 | It’s so typical of you to choose the path of least resistance. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2268 | I’m gonna cross the road. I hear there’s chicken on the other side. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2269 | Phew. I was worried it was going to be a straight one, those are tricky | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2270 | What's with the ridiculous looking head? | 1.2439 | 0.04771 | 82 | 62 | 20 | 0 |
2271 | It seems they need it explained to them. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2272 | Don't pay attention to unrealistic body standards. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2273 | I can’t believe they put my picture on that sign. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2274 | I know Raquel has great curves, but it's body shaming for the rest of us" | 1.2439 | 0.06622 | 82 | 69 | 6 | 7 |
2275 | These politicians are all the same. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2276 | You're right it does look like Gary. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2277 | This is where my aunt Sophie is buried. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2278 | It's our song! | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2279 | I don't know about you but I would "swipe right." | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2280 | I had to pose for hours to get such a good likeness. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
2281 | It’s sort of curvy | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
2282 | It's a memorial for the last snake who tried to cross the road. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2283 | Perhaps some day they'll name a road after you! | 1.2432 | 0.03989 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
2284 | Sure, they gave me some bare-bones guidelines, but most of my modeling was pure improvisation, baby. | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
2285 | I told you I was scouted by a modelling agency last week | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2286 | Well, finally a place to cross! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2287 | We should have copyrighted the design when we had the chance. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2288 | It's a monument to our late Uncle Harry | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2289 | You go first. This used to be a deer crossing sign. | 1.2427 | 0.04464 | 103 | 79 | 23 | 1 |
2290 | Looks like the straightest path for us | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2291 | Well son… if you do your home work, listen to your teachers, and eat your prey; one day the DOT might put you on their Coat of Arms. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2292 | Now this route looks VERY familiar. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2293 | That’s Bob. We decided to adopt his highway in his memory. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2294 | You know, it was me who gave them the “winding” idea. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2295 | Yeah, I posed for that one--still getting royalties. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2296 | It says we can cross here. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2297 | Maybe a good fit, but I always take the low road. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2298 | See what I mean? Right?...she's hot...right? | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2299 | That's how you know that we've crossed into Quebec. They put a circumflex over the head. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2300 | It says we cross here. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2301 | What it is is cultural appropriation. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2302 | Don’t you recognize Cousin Harry? | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2303 | I told you we had our own lane. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2304 | Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2305 | I just think it's nice to be recognized. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2306 | It's not Mt. Rushmore, but it's a start." | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2307 | Your cousin Elaine does some modeling on the side. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2308 | We dated once, but his head was down a different road. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2309 | That's called a hiSSSSSSSS. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2310 | Now, this is the type of street art that speaks to me! | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2311 | I know a short cut. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2312 | "My first wife was venomous, a real sidewinder." | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2313 | This kind of thing is right up my alley. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2314 | So you zig and I’ll zag! | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2315 | I said to her "strike a pose" but had no idea it would lead to this! | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2316 | Must be that snake convention i read about. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2317 | I tell you,it’s a trap! He’s not one of us. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2318 | She's luring snakes to death and all you can do is gape? | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2319 | No, Bon...it's the Highway to Hell. | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
2320 | ...and this marks the spot where Uncle Ernie got flattened. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2321 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2322 | Somehow, this is not for us. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2323 | Oh oh our way of crawling has been given away. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2324 | And this… is the portrait of Uncle Joe. Aunt Mary’s is half a mile down. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2325 | Always remember to look both ways when you cross. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2326 | It has to be photoshopped - nobody has curves like that. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2327 | It's a touching tribute to my mother. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2328 | I hope that's not a memorial plaque! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2329 | Arrowhead. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2330 | That's Stan. He's such an erratic crawler! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2331 | Derivative, but on a grand scale. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2332 | I think it's the latest dance craze. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2333 | Yea, I don't know why our heads end up like that when we get run over. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2334 | What chicanery is thisssss? | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2335 | Life is one big, existential joke. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2336 | It's considerate that they put up these 'Snake Crossing" signs every so often. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2337 | They named this road after my father. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2338 | Well Jake, you need to learn to be more flexible! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2339 | This was made for us! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2340 | This must be a helmet law state. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2341 | Legend has it that Tommy had to hold that position for five hours while they painted him. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2342 | That’s quite the sidewinder! | 1.2410 | 0.04565 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2343 | At least they understood the importance of memorializing Fred. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2344 | It's posted for slithering ahead | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
2345 | I need to stretch first. | 1.2407 | 0.04337 | 108 | 83 | 24 | 1 |
2346 | They couldn't have put the restrooms closer? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2347 | I knew you’d be famous one day, Dad! | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2348 | This commemorates our forefather telling Eve, “Put a lampshade on your head, and dance with me.” | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2349 | Slither On | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2350 | I’m not sure, but I think it’s a yoga move. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2351 | Hitchhiking should be a lot easier with this new sign! | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2352 | I tell you, I just know it's a trap | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2353 | I think the artist really captured your essence. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2354 | Pornography? Really? (I could do that for you too you know, if you were nicer to me.....) | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2355 | Snake curves without snake eyes. | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
2356 | Wow what a sexy mama. Looks like your sister. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2357 | What's Susan doing up on that sign? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2358 | Do you think he’s cautioning against scoliosis ahead? | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2359 | This is the safest place to cross. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2360 | I think it makes me look fat. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2361 | Don't we have a patent on that? | 1.2397 | 0.04070 | 121 | 93 | 27 | 1 |
2362 | This road looks familiar. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2363 | I detest their racist depictions of us. | 1.2396 | 0.04379 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2364 | This is where Frank got it. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2365 | ... but the road is going down, not up! | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2366 | Check out her curves. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2367 | Recognition at last! | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2368 | The shape itself is a point of pride! | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2369 | This is here to let us know where it is safe to cross. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2370 | I think it means 'snake crossing.' Go ahead, after you. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2371 | I find the shortest path is usually a squiggly line. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2372 | It's a very good likeness Bernice but your tail is more pointed. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2373 | My great grandfather was a consultant on this project. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2374 | With civil engineers, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2375 | I think they're just trying to lull us into a false sense of security. | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2376 | Historically, it's the first road sign written in our language." | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2377 | We’ll just “zig” when the big guy “zags”. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2378 | That's pretty much the direction my life is taking. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2379 | They get more like us every day. | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
2380 | We finally got a dedicated snake lane! | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2381 | It says if you cross here you go straight to heaven. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2382 | I'm sure she's had liposuction... | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2383 | Cultural appropriation. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2384 | Don’t be fooled by that sign as I have lost some friends who have. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2385 | I'm not voting for him... You never know which way he'll shift. | 1.2391 | 0.04471 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2386 | I'm not sure where this roads leads, but I'll bet it's someplace good! | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2387 | Pretty sure it's a trap. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2388 | It's to warn drivers about a boa in the road. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2389 | One good push and we're there. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2390 | Ignore it. Go straight cross and no slithering. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2391 | Aw hell no. My tail always makes a right first. | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
2392 | He was thinner in those days. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2393 | So insensitive how they stereotype us. I identify as straight. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
2394 | No, pal, it doesn't say snake crossing. It says if you cross here your troubles will be over. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2395 | Oh, stop. You're much thinner. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2396 | Peronally, I rather they not know we're here. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2397 | Affirmative action. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2398 | This road was made for us. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2399 | Do you start with your left foot or your right one? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2400 | Lock! A highway named after us. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2401 | There‘s a fine line between inspiration and plagiarism. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2402 | They even named it after uncle blacktop | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2403 | Just because it looks familiar doesn't mean you know where you're going. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2404 | That's a picture of Grandpa when he was in his prime | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2405 | I think we should turn around. The Arrowhead Clan isn’t very welcoming to outsiders! | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2406 | I always knew Johnny's chiselled features would make him famous. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2407 | It's the latest in "beware of " signs. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2408 | My cousin Fred is slippery when wet. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2409 | I guess jay slithering is allowed here | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2410 | Copyright infringement. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2411 | do you know if the chicken crossed the road safely? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2412 | This road is a real sidewinder. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2413 | Snakes only lane. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2414 | When did Barb start modeling? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2415 | Va va voom look at the body on her! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2416 | Take me to your leader. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2417 | Go West, young snake, go West.... | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2418 | Oh good! California, straight ahead! | 1.2381 | 0.04675 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2419 | Jake was always very photogenic so I guess they made him the poster boy. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2420 | I told you Cousin David was famous. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2421 | Isn't that your art work? | 1.2381 | 0.04176 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2422 | Obviously | 1.2381 | 0.05501 | 105 | 87 | 11 | 7 |
2423 | Now those are some sexy curves!! | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2424 | That one makes me swoon every time. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2425 | See...I told ya, WE thought of it first. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2426 | Finally, a race course built for us! | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2427 | The chicken waned us about this | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2428 | That’s your Uncle UOooey-Guoooy, he crossed the road! | 1.2381 | 0.04675 | 84 | 64 | 20 | 0 |
2429 | She was the hottest pin-up star in the 60's. Nobody makes it big like her anymore. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2430 | It’s the road to Sin City. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2431 | I’m more of a U-turn kind of guy. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2432 | When is it not? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2433 | Oh no! The Klan has moved in ! | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2434 | We finally installed a 'Don't Tread on Me' zone. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2435 | Do you think they're making fun of us? | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2436 | If you stay in the grass, you'll never get to heaven. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2437 | how big is your dick | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2438 | Hmmm, must be eels up ahead | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2439 | Roadside porn. What’s next?! | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2440 | At last, we've made the big time. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2441 | Sexy, huh? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2442 | See? I told you it looks like Carl. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2443 | Except for the pointy head, it looks like a portrait of one of us. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2444 | It’s a road kill sign. Watch yourself! | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
2445 | It's not for us, it's an arrows crossing sign. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2446 | Looks like a straight shot to me. | 1.2371 | 0.04341 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2447 | It's a Bankssssssy. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2448 | Sure I remember her, but why did she put her picture on a pole" | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2449 | I think I know where they went. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2450 | No big deal for us. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2451 | Perfect. It’s a direct path! | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2452 | That's my great great uncle Elmo; did everything he could to stop this road from being built - | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2453 | You don't want to be the snake in the road. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2454 | They must be kidding, right?// | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
2455 | I think it’s a sign from the Universe! Will you marry me? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2456 | I told you I started out as a model. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2457 | Not only are we on the road to the Vatican, but the Pope is one of us!" | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2458 | Your dad issss pretty handssssome. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
2459 | Don't do it, it's a trip no snake ever comes back from, it's a trap! | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2460 | Ahh! How sweet... finally, they have built a dedicated highway for us! | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2461 | Asp-fault. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2462 | I don’t know, maybe a cousin? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2463 | According to that sign this is the road for we snakes who drink too much. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2464 | I just love how this road snakes to the left. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2465 | These billboards really clutter up the scenery. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2466 | Are you sure it will get enough views here? Maybe I should stick with INSTAGRAM…. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2467 | That's my boy! He's made it to the big time! | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2468 | guess we found the way home | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2469 | See? I told you the GPS was right. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2470 | Oh, yes! There it is! This definitely the way to grandma’s house. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2471 | Be careful, that road looks dangeroussssssss. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2472 | Are we in Britain or not? | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
2473 | This is a picture of my uncle Napoleon Boa Constrictor | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2474 | My mom was the model. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2475 | They went that-a-way. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2476 | I’d slither inside that if you know what I mean. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
2477 | It makes me feel "Less than." | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2478 | Don’t fall for it. It’s a death trap. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2479 | Is my head really that pointy? | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2480 | You think she's single and ready to intermingle? | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2481 | You remember Fred don't you? He went into modeling. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2482 | Lets go! | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2483 | Who you callin’ chicken? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2484 | It's really nice that they care. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2485 | It's the sign we've been looking for. | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
2486 | Did I tell you that I'm getting royalties? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2487 | Stop staring and cross already. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2488 | Finally getting the representation on the big screen that we deserve | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2489 | How much are you willing to sacrifice to get there as the crow flies? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2490 | Like it's not like I've been out of the country, but I mean, when did it become OK to put explicit billboards up like that. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2491 | Think we can get there on a half ounce of snake oil?” “Do you have to say that every time?” | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2492 | Personally, I'm thrilled with these new gender neutral restrooms. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2493 | You zig, I’ll zag. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2494 | Well it’s about time. The turtles have had one for years. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2495 | We used to date but it didn't work out, he was a little twisted. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2496 | That’s Joyce’s kid. He never could keep to the straight and narrow. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2497 | The slither is sexy, but the little hat is just silly. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2498 | I'm not much into yoga. I am into champagne. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2499 | Selfie of me wearing a dunce cap from a bad day in school, wadda you think? | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2500 | It’s a trap. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2501 | I think they are trying to tell uth thumthing. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2502 | At least he's not a blockhead. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2503 | It’s pretty good, except whose head is shaped like that? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2504 | My mother’s house is just up the road, remember? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2505 | Why do they never stop for us? | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2506 | It’s a sign from Dad. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2507 | Just thinking about it ties my stomach in knots. | 1.2342 | 0.03830 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
2508 | The deer is for deer, the rocks are for rocks, but this isn't confusing? | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2509 | The sign says, creatures like us are welcome. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2510 | As if there was any other way to do it. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2511 | He was always an exhibitionist | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2512 | Deer get one, why not us? | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2513 | Yes, I visit this site each year on the anniversary of Dad's untimely demise... | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2514 | Relax, it’s all relative | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2515 | I guess typecasting happens everywhere. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2516 | What's next... Carnegie Hall? | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2517 | Do you think this clue is too obvious? | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2518 | And my Uncle Fred was the model for that one… | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2519 | ' "Ooh! That stretch of road has my name on it!" | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2520 | This is where Harry bit it. You don’t want to end up just another roadside memorial. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2521 | Don't worry. This is the right crossing for us. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2522 | It’s quite simple. Snakes crossing, don’t run us over. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2523 | She did say it was a straight shot to her house. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2524 | Don’t…it’s a trap! | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2525 | I told you Cousin Edwin had made it. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2526 | Conditions are perfect, you ready? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2527 | Someone is always showing off! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2528 | I think the sign means this is safe crossing area for snakes like us. Please cross when you are ready.” | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2529 | Once again our cousin Black Adder steals the limelight. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2530 | I’d prefer the straight and narrow myself. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2531 | I swear that sign looks just like my mother. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2532 | This is where we buried Jerry. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2533 | She was the best artist's model. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2534 | There should be a traffic light here. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2535 | Carl was squished here by a car, but I feel better knowing they've memorialized him. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2536 | Amateur. Anatomically incorrect. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2537 | Grandma never posed without her hat. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2538 | I've tried to talk to her and she ignores me. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2539 | I think it's a dating app | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2540 | Glad to see Bob finally got a job! | 1.2333 | 0.04483 | 90 | 69 | 21 | 0 |
2541 | She's hot, right? | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2542 | These roadside memorials seem to be everywhere these days. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2543 | Make sure you watch and listen before crossing - those Priuses are so damn quiet. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2544 | See, I told you she was a real looker! | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2545 | Yeah, they always get the head wrong. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2546 | I think they’re trying to tell us which end our head is on. | 1.2333 | 0.04483 | 90 | 69 | 21 | 0 |
2547 | See, Honey, it's a good thing we're not straight. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2548 | Zig or zag? | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2549 | He's scared speechless up there. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2550 | Finally, a road only for us. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2551 | I think the artist captured my good side | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2552 | Is this a sign that we have been waiting for? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2553 | Whoa, she looks good. Shall we go take a look? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2554 | So what do you think? Swipe left or swipe right? | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2555 | Why does that sign look like me? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2556 | I'm really upset by the body image message it sends. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2557 | Look! It’s my pa. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
2558 | That’s your grandfather! | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2559 | I think it means he went thataway. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2560 | Looks as if we cross here. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2561 | We're not chickens. We don't have to cross the road. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2562 | Deer have had their signs for decades. Now it’s our turn. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2563 | I never can tell if they're sincere or they're making fun of us. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2564 | Those are some sweet curves on that lady | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2565 | You're right! Never knew how much fun it is distracting drivers here. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2566 | You look so radiant in black. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2567 | The cheapskates only paid me ten bucks to pose for that. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2568 | I don't know how far this relative stretches | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2569 | Let me get this straight. Life imitates art? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2570 | Don't do it --it's a trap! | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2571 | You're saying this is where dad died trying to cross? | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2572 | Should be safe to cross here with the snake crossing sign. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2573 | Sheesh! It’s always about you, isn’t it? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2574 | They stole my trademark. | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2575 | Hmmm…good lookin’ fella! | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2576 | I don't think it's the half-brother you are looking for. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2577 | Wasn’t it Picasso who said art is a lie that makes us realize truth? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2578 | See! I told you the maternity ward was just ahead. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2579 | Yeah…she’s hot but she’s crazy. We used to date… | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2580 | I just can’t help myself. I stare at her every day. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2581 | Your modeling career is really going places. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2582 | How can you say it's not a sign? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2583 | Is that Jennifer? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2584 | It'SSSSSSS a SSSSSign. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2585 | For the first time in my life I feel seen! | 1.2317 | 0.04846 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2586 | It’s about time they posted a Snake Crossing sign, if only they posted it sooner, Sssssssam would still be with us. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2587 | Makes sense to me | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
2588 | Heaven is just a slither away. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2589 | Wouldn't she just text you first? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2590 | Must've been drawn by a child. None of us have heads like that! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2591 | It sure looks inviting, but we know why the chicken crossed the road and the outcome wasn't good. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2592 | Wow, a personalized welcome sign! | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2593 | First one to the other side gets a cookie! | 1.2316 | 0.03651 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2594 | These signs just for us are great | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2595 | This looks like a great place to pick up a bite. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2596 | Poor Henry, run over by those fast animals. At least they put up a monument. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2597 | And would you believe, not even a dime in royalties…. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2598 | And this is a picture of our Uncle Nate…. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2599 | It was a sunny morning and the tarmac was warm when uncle decided to visit the other side.... | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2600 | Hey sal! We’ve been looking all over for you! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2601 | My girlfriend posed for that | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2602 | We need to scale back. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2603 | She's so hot! | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2604 | This is where we lost him. I'm so glad they found a good photo. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2605 | It means that from here it is a straight stroll. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2606 | Bodacious booty but she has a really sharp tongue. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2607 | The ones with triangular heads are poisonous. | 1.2308 | 0.06068 | 91 | 77 | 7 | 7 |
2608 | Curves for days, am I right? | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2609 | Personally, I find it reaffirming. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 91 | 70 | 21 | 0 |
2610 | It was left behind by my personal trainer. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2611 | This has to be the way to the Taylor Swift concert! | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2612 | They didn't have to make us look so poisonous. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2613 | Let's go back. This is a little bit of a stretch. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2614 | I'm ssso glad they decided to honor Sssylvia with this memorial. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2615 | And no matter where you slither, it always seems like it’s looking directly at you. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2616 | They paved over the graves of our gods. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2617 | I SAID, "Get down from there, NOW!" | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2618 | Is this sign to help us cross, or is it to help drivers that want to flatten us? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2619 | What a nice tribute to us | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2620 | Looks like cousin Bobby made the big time | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2621 | You take the lead. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2622 | Rumor has it that our royalties are going to continue to climb | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2623 | Okay, this is the place we wait for the Rapture. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2624 | This is what happens when you put a picture of your girlfriend on Twitter. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2625 | I'm the model who posed for that road sign | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2626 | Do you think it is telling the truth? | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2627 | That looks just like Joseph, in his memory. He tried to cross here. Didn't make it. Nice of them to put this up. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2628 | Uh, oh. That lady who phoned about the deer crossing signs ... ... this will send her around the bend. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2629 | NOW do you believe the rapture is imminent? | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2630 | Hey, my eyes are down here. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2631 | The sign does not capture my good side. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2632 | I mean, sure - she's hot. But do they have to hang her picture everywhere? | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2633 | Imitation is the best form of flattery. Beware! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2634 | Looks like the Tar Snakes have put up a billboard. | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
2635 | That is the way they named it after Grandfather - I like it | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2636 | I told you someone put a picture of you on the road. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2637 | I’m flattered, but why such a pointy head? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2638 | It's about time they dedicated a road to us! | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2639 | Where we first met | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2640 | I wouldn’t go that way. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2641 | And that’s what happens when you try to cross the road. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2642 | Next year it's swimsuit issue,baby! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2643 | Only if you’re ready to go to Heaven… | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2644 | They are very open about their orientation. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2645 | He’s totally hot for me though admittedly he’s hiding it pretty well. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2646 | I don't think even a chicken could cross this road. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2647 | Unlike the chicken, I'm not that big on getting to the other side. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2648 | Look, it's a picture of mama. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2649 | I used to do a little modeling. This was my first billboard. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2650 | Looks like they named the road after us. | 1.2299 | 0.04537 | 87 | 67 | 20 | 0 |
2651 | I don’t get it. It just doesn't look like Bob. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2652 | They ain't forgot great-grandpa. First one to climb this mountain. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2653 | My cousin Myron put that up. It's supposed to be a sign that he's going to heaven. | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2654 | Easiest money I ever made as a professional model. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2655 | I was younger then | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2656 | First one up the hill gets to keep her. | 1.2297 | 0.04923 | 74 | 57 | 17 | 0 |
2657 | That's my kind of road! | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2658 | So I guess this is the way to your mother's house. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2659 | She’s got a great body, but I’d have to put a bag over her head. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2660 | look! our lost brother came back! | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
2661 | I find it insulting, demeaning, anti reptilian and I want it taken down | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2662 | They named this highway after my great grandfather | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2663 | It must be a great place. No one ever comes back. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2664 | Can you at least pretend you're not checking her out? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2665 | What a relief—an official snake crossing area. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2666 | I don't know who she was, but she must have been important. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2667 | Fred thinks his image was put up there because he is a big time snake. He is really twisted... | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2668 | It may be apocryphal, but they say my grandmother was the model. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2669 | It means we can bite them if their cars break down. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2670 | These curves Are beautiful | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2671 | Ceci n'est pas un serpent. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2672 | This painting is an avant-garde reptilian portrait inviting the viewer to imagine the danger lurking ahead if they fall of | 1.2292 | 0.04678 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2673 | The head is all wrong, but it's nice to be a subject in their diamond series. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2674 | Many have died in a simple misunderstanding. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2675 | It's political correctness gone mad. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2676 | And that's how your grandpa Earl got famous | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2677 | One of the greats, but here's where the straight lines won. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2678 | Look! A Colorado Desert sidewinder! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2679 | See that? It's a straight shot. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2680 | I don't get what this is trying to tell us-- I haven't seen any of our friends around here! | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2681 | Ignore it - our hobo codes don't end in death. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2682 | We best get going if we want to avoid being a roadside attraction. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2683 | We should sue for copyright infringement! | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2684 | That’s right up my alley. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2685 | See? The path to heaven. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2686 | I’m just a snake, I don’t care what that sign means - I’m just a snake after all. I can’t even drive a car so frankly I don’t know why we’re wasting time looking at it. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2687 | And here we have an example cultural appropriation. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2688 | It’s intuitive for us but humans with big brains need a visual. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2689 | Is my nose that big? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2690 | I take it more as metaphor than allegory. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2691 | She's just not into you, Dave. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2692 | My kid could do a better portrait than this. And he doesn't have hands. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2693 | And whose this sexy thing | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2694 | I remembered when I posed for that. I adored that spiked hairdo. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2695 | Is it just me or does that kind of look like Steve? | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2696 | It seems to snake around the mountain. We’ve got this! | 1.2286 | 0.04439 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2697 | Where's the starting point? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2698 | Do we know him? He looks so familiar | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2699 | Absolutely NO. I’m not going sideways. I’m not that kind of snake. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2700 | It's safe. They know we cross here. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2701 | I look so fat in that picture! | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2702 | Wow! Will you look at that figure! | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
2703 | Sorry. but I've gone straight. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
2704 | Can we wiggle our way out of this? | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2705 | It’s my dad’s best work! | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 61 | 18 | 0 |
2706 | Someday, Pop, I hope to be as famous as Grandpa and have my picture posted like his, for all to see. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2707 | Looks straightforward to me. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2708 | They didn’t even give him a proper burial. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2709 | It’s about time that the Highway Department gave us some recognition. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2710 | I can't believe they dedicated a road to him! | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2711 | I think it means its OK to cross here. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2712 | That's uncle George , It's the last picture we have of him. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2713 | Duh. | 1.2273 | 0.04493 | 88 | 68 | 20 | 0 |
2714 | I could've sworn that was Sammy from back there. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2715 | She's just showing off her curves | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2716 | You can tell it's deadly by the triangular shaped head. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2717 | Hell of a figure! | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2718 | This corporeal appropriation needs to end. | 1.2273 | 0.04493 | 88 | 68 | 20 | 0 |
2719 | Of course I posed for it. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2720 | It’s a touching memorial - simple, yet tasteful. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2721 | Your head is shaped perfectly normal. Caricaturists are just mean. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2722 | He was everything they say he was. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2723 | You think this road was built for us. I say you're twisted. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2724 | They won't last long. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2725 | It reminds me of something but I'm not sure what. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2726 | It's pretty, but doesn't come in my size. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2727 | It’s a small town of mostly lawyers, politicians, and other low life. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2728 | This is proof, snakes still rule the road | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2729 | It’s the most difficult gymnastics skill ever completed - a full twist then dip and double back flip. I attempted it last night and sprained my tail. | 1.2273 | 0.07094 | 66 | 56 | 5 | 5 |
2730 | H I K E! | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2731 | Some say it leads to the promised land, but I don't believe it. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2732 | No, that's not mom. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2733 | She’s such a beauty. but getting tickets to see her is impossible. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2734 | Yep, this is one, Rudy, straight as the crow flies. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2735 | You want to believe they care enough to show us where to cross safely, you go right ahead. I’ll be in the culvert. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2736 | Grandfather was the engineer who designed this highway. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2737 | That is one sexy sign. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2738 | I've heard that that particular sidewinder sleeps tonight. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2739 | Let’s go! Really, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2740 | It's about time they gave us a crossing sign! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2741 | Ahh, the sigil of the Lord Serpent, lives on! | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2742 | Is it the shrooms or is that flying tailless snake looking at me funny? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2743 | it's our kind of country | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2744 | She's too fast for me. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2745 | Is that Derek? That looks just like Derek. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2746 | Don't be fooled. That's a road best not taken. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2747 | Knew her? I dated her! | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2748 | I still think we should’ve accepted the ride | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2749 | I don't think we can make a U-turn. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2750 | It is a cruel attempt to seduce us to spend more time on the highway. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2751 | It looks a lot like Henry. | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
2752 | Good thought, but it could be a trap. | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
2753 | My portrait! | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2754 | Yeah, this is where we cross. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
2755 | It’s like they are mocking us. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
2756 | Yet, he never saw a single royalty check. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2757 | I think I'll go off-road and go four slithering. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
2758 | I built it for us ! | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2759 | The artist missed Mom's tail. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2760 | NO! It’s just luring you - it’s a trick. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2761 | The message: To get ahead,you got to be a little crooked. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2762 | Nice curves! | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2763 | It's a memorial to those we lost trying to cross. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2764 | What a dumb shape | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2765 | Did Aunt Helen decide to be a road sign ? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2766 | My kinda road. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2767 | I told you we’d wind up here. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2768 | look it's your mom. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2769 | Walk. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2770 | I don't care that her head is triangular. I love her! | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2771 | I think they’re making fun of us | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2772 | If you love me, you'll slither first. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2773 | To tell the truth, I'm all partied out. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2774 | Wow, an arrowhead! | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2775 | He meandered, but he got to the point. | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2776 | No real talent. She's famous just for being famous. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2777 | This is the only place we can cross for 50 miles. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2778 | Don't like to brag but I was the model for this. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2779 | Did you ever wonder why some people miss the point by attaching their name to the caption? - William Conway, Toronto, Ontario | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2780 | It’s the ssssssssuper highway | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2781 | Take my hand…no wait a sec! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2782 | Yes I know I need to slow down. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2783 | I've never been a fan of modern art, but that really intrigues me. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2784 | Wow, Sexy!! | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2785 | I'm certain I haven't gone past this before, but why does it look so familiar? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2786 | My cousin was the model. Imagine his royalties! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2787 | Oh look. It’s Uncle Venom! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2788 | Seems pretty obviousss to me. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2789 | I knew him and that part was definitely photoshopped. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2790 | I hate stereotypes. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2791 | Is this sign really necessary? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2792 | It’s an end game thing!! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2793 | As best I can remember, he looked just like us until he crossed over | 1.2258 | 0.04359 | 93 | 72 | 21 | 0 |
2794 | Now will you finally listen to my directions? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2795 | Yep, we inspire roads. It makes me feel so special. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
2796 | Serpentine! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2797 | It's a memorial highway honoring Fred. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2798 | Its street art: its an impressionist picture of Uncle Fred. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2799 | Almost home! | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2800 | Unfortunately, the copyright has expired. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2801 | No matter what the temptation, never cross the road. We would be ridiculed for an eternity. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2802 | We are in the right place to cross,Kevin | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2803 | Great memorial. I knew him well. | 1.2254 | 0.04788 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2804 | Here's where we cross the road to get to the other side. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2805 | Darn, this is one time I really miss an opposable thumb. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2806 | I think that’s Papa! | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2807 | How very thoughtful of the Highway Department! | 1.2250 | 0.05024 |