Contest #829


Cartoon

829

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "You always think everything is about you."
  2. "It's a trick. Remember what happened to the deer?"
  3. "I don't know who he is, but his signs are everywhere."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-11-28T00:58:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-12-12T00:59:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-12-06T00:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 12, 2022
Number of captions 5414
Number of responses 699465
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I was young and needed the money. 1.8564 0.01681 2346 970 743 633
1 She’s definitely had work done. 1.8187 0.01783 1925 795 684 446
2 It's a trick. Remember what happened to the deer? 1.8146 0.01677 2308 1002 732 574
3 You adopted a highway? 1.8018 0.01891 1826 813 562 451
4 Don't judge me. I was young and needed the money. 1.7990 0.01239 4185 1850 1326 1009
5 You used to look at me like that. 1.7967 0.01124 5092 2278 1580 1234
6 You used to look at me that way. 1.7669 0.01269 3986 1852 1211 923
7 You always think everything is about you. 1.7658 0.01951 1550 681 551 318
8 You still getting royalties? 1.7580 0.01630 2252 1012 773 467
9 I don't know who he is, but his signs are everywhere. 1.7577 0.01444 2943 1345 966 632
10 Eyes here,Marvin. 1.7568 0.01724 2056 939 678 439
11 I used to be able to do that. 1.7524 0.01160 4185 1829 1567 789
12 I'm so tired of billboards promoting this unattainable body image. 1.7428 0.01547 2609 1236 808 565
13 Nice of them to put a memorial for Stanley. 1.7422 0.01439 2929 1363 958 608
14 I dated her before she got famous. 1.7421 0.01458 2807 1300 937 570
15 I don't know what they're advertising, but that is sexy as hell. 1.7381 0.01728 2081 990 646 445
16 This could be the sign we've been waiting for. 1.7345 0.01688 2053 945 708 400
17 Charlie said it meant Yield for Snakes. Charlie isn’t with us anymore. 1.7330 0.02577 940 452 287 201
18 I haven't bent that way since high school. 1.7325 0.01373 2998 1355 1090 553
19 I'd kill for those curves 1.7309 0.01450 2661 1198 981 482
20 I like when art imitates life. 1.7215 0.01710 1950 903 687 360
21 It looks photoshopped. 1.7207 0.01563 2438 1161 797 480
22 I hope when my time comes I get that kind of tribute. 1.7159 0.01611 2295 1102 743 450
23 Reminds me of a girl I used to know 1.7103 0.01955 1512 719 512 281
24 Do you think it’s a sign? 1.7038 0.01736 1958 953 632 373
25 New Year’s Eve 1999. Your grandpa with the lampshade on his head. 1.7015 0.01826 1876 950 536 390
26 I think that means Snake Crossing, so we’re good to go. 1.6989 0.01780 1790 858 613 319
27 I think they got the head wrong. 1.6987 0.01639 2111 1012 723 376
28 Nice curves, but they’re not natural. 1.6952 0.01384 2884 1370 1023 491
29 Stop staring, Syd! I used to have curves like that! 1.6907 0.02096 1332 659 426 247
30 If guess if I had a body like that I wouldn't mind being on a billboard 1.6869 0.02134 1271 629 411 231
31 Yet another unrealistic glorification of the ideal body. 1.6839 0.01872 1623 799 538 286
32 This is the nearest snake crossing for miles. 1.6805 0.01936 1490 730 506 254
33 Mom would have liked it. A nice simple headstone. 1.6786 0.01747 1929 977 595 357
34 Here they go again, only showing the Male Snake Symbol. 1.6751 0.01923 1656 863 468 325
35 See, I told you I was famous. 1.6746 0.01816 1635 793 581 261
36 Alas, yet another example of unrealistic body standards… 1.6703 0.02097 1268 631 424 213
37 It’s perfectly safe, that’s why they put up this snake crossing sign. 1.6636 0.02388 984 497 321 166
38 Seems pretty straightforward.” 1.6599 0.01788 1761 897 566 298
39 Poor guy - he could never resist warm asphalt. 1.6576 0.01820 1700 869 544 287
40 It's cultural appropriation as far as I am concerned. 1.6552 0.01897 1624 851 482 291
41 That’s the only likeness we have of your grandfather. 1.6499 0.01937 1488 767 475 246
42 Wow. She dances like no one’s looking. 1.6493 0.02073 1289 662 417 210
43 It's a cartoon. You're not supposed to get it. 1.6473 0.02110 1528 884 299 345
44 I’m tired of seeing these unrealistic body standards everywhere 1.6445 0.02012 1356 701 437 218
45 Wasn't it swell of them to give us our own crossing? 1.6418 0.02007 1326 685 437 204
46 I believe they call it "twerking." 1.6347 0.02740 783 425 219 139
47 I don’t trust it. You saw what happened to that deer. 1.6330 0.02106 1229 643 394 192
48 I just think he looks stupid in that hat. 1.6311 0.02120 1304 711 363 230
49 This must be the snake crossing." 1.6288 0.02202 1091 566 364 161
50 You are here.” 1.6262 0.02417 1070 613 246 211
51 Is that anyone we know? 1.6222 0.02117 1109 569 392 148
52 They always get the tail wrong. 1.6215 0.02176 1165 625 356 184
53 Scoliosis. 1.6161 0.02779 745 412 207 126
54 That's definitely your body, but they photoshopped your head. 1.6156 0.02380 1012 573 264 175
55 Oh please. Nobody’s curves are that perfect. 1.6124 0.02372 921 492 298 131
56 She’s out of your league. 1.6114 0.02382 916 485 302 129
57 Don't be pressured. It's an unrealistic standard of beauty. 1.6081 0.02392 967 531 284 152
58 At last! A crosswalk. 1.6080 0.02376 1005 559 281 165
59 Nobody looks like that in real life 1.6077 0.02275 1035 570 306 159
60 I was drunk when I wore that lampshade. 1.6073 0.02434 937 516 273 148
61 You can tell she’s had work. 1.6039 0.02564 871 490 236 145
62 Maybe if you adopt a highway they put up your picture? 1.6013 0.02543 775 410 264 101
63 I love erotic art. 1.6011 0.02514 880 490 251 139
64 I told you we’re headed in the right direction. 1.6000 0.02404 780 394 304 82
65 As if we have a choice. 1.5976 0.02635 743 401 240 102
66 Oh, to have a figure like that again, huh, Marge? 1.5960 0.02630 755 411 238 106
67 It's a start, but what we really need is a crosswalk. 1.5959 0.02467 839 452 274 113
68 I've developed a serious roadside attraction. 1.5956 0.02652 727 392 237 98
69 'I did some life modelling back in the day.' 1.5923 0.02574 704 366 259 79
70 Finally! Our own crossing sign. 1.5921 0.02645 760 420 230 110
71 Just so you know: I'm straight. 1.5917 0.02844 698 413 165 120
72 Trust me. It's a crossing sign. 1.5889 0.02642 686 363 242 81
73 He's almost too handsome. 1.5882 0.02708 680 369 223 88
74 I had more curves back then. 1.5881 0.02675 675 359 235 81
75 I’m afraid it might be a sign. 1.5840 0.02857 637 353 196 88
76 I've never felt so understood. 1.5822 0.02666 706 386 229 91
77 It means snakes can hitchhike here. Do you still have that thumb? 1.5819 0.02912 641 369 173 99
78 They put these sexy pictures up everywhere for no good reason. 1.5800 0.02914 619 347 185 87
79 She must work out 1.5784 0.02829 612 333 204 75
80 No one will believe us, let's take a selfie 1.5776 0.02898 606 351 170 85
81 I believe we've been down this road before. 1.5702 0.02853 598 329 197 72
82 It's nice likeness but they got the tail all wrong. 1.5696 0.02772 553 302 193 58
83 Tell me again why you think this spot is safer? 1.5688 0.02925 545 295 190 60
84 You weren’t kidding! You’re famous! 1.5682 0.02922 623 358 176 89
85 As part of the settlement, Firestone funded this memorial for Grandpa. 1.5659 0.03112 546 314 155 77
86 They got your tail all wrong. 1.5621 0.02899 564 311 189 64
87 That is so fake - nobody has curves like that. 1.5603 0.03091 580 344 147 89
88 Finally, a snake crossing. Wish me luck! 1.5580 0.02961 586 340 167 79
89 Finally, a sign I understand 1.5531 0.03247 508 300 135 73
90 No Harold. We cannot try that!” 1.5527 0.03410 465 276 121 68
91 He's got my vote. 1.5526 0.03155 561 338 136 87
92 Isn't that your ex? 1.5524 0.03108 525 303 154 68
93 I'd kill for curves like that! 1.5516 0.03119 504 287 156 61
94 I originally auditioned for the yield sign. 1.5509 0.03108 501 284 158 59
95 He's got his 15 miles of fame. 1.5500 0.03420 500 309 107 84
96 They have these crossing signs for deer, too. 1.5492 0.03049 528 302 162 64
97 We finally got a crossing sign. 1.5491 0.03076 479 285 136 58
98 If there ever was a sign, this is it! 1.5484 0.03066 516 294 161 61
99 Yeah, she’s cute but you’re my babe. 1.5479 0.03361 449 261 130 58
100 For the last time, that is not mom 1.5462 0.03213 498 292 140 66
101 I told you she was gorgeous look at those curves. 1.5455 0.03243 440 247 146 47
102 Curly was Mom's favorite. She always said he'd be famous. 1.5449 0.03072 512 293 159 60
103 Looks like our kind of town. 1.5442 0.03378 441 257 128 56
104 At last, we have representation. 1.5439 0.03135 467 262 156 49
105 I think it’s a sign 1.5430 0.03325 453 264 132 57
106 See, it is clearly a snake crossing sign, let's go! 1.5428 0.03106 479 286 135 58
107 I haven't moved like that since high school. 1.5416 0.03279 445 255 139 51
108 R.I.P. Carl! 1.5416 0.03434 421 245 124 52
109 This is where we cross. 1.5403 0.03130 459 257 156 46
110 No one has ever made it. 1.5397 0.03294 428 243 139 46
111 Finally, a crosswalk. 1.5391 0.03374 460 275 122 63
112 A snake crossing, those humans think of everything! 1.5386 0.03428 453 273 116 64
113 I had that poster in my room when I was a teenager. 1.5385 0.03435 429 253 121 55
114 Stop Drooling. 1.5372 0.03206 484 284 140 60
115 I've been down this road before. 1.5360 0.03195 431 241 149 41
116 I just adopted this highway 1.5359 0.03394 459 277 118 64
117 I wonder if she's dating? 1.5355 0.03191 465 268 145 52
118 Nobody knows why he was crossing the road. 1.5348 0.03342 417 249 117 51
119 We finally get equal time with deer crossing signs. 1.5324 0.03193 447 273 120 54
120 Now drivers will look out for us. 1.5322 0.03365 419 243 129 47
121 Deer, bears and buffaloes get their own signs, so I made some calls. 1.5312 0.03281 480 289 127 64
122 Another unachievable body standard. 1.5296 0.03720 389 239 94 56
123 Personally, I don't need to be told how to slither. 1.5277 0.03398 415 246 120 49
124 Don't be fooled. Remember how it turned out for the deer. 1.5260 0.03266 462 275 131 56
125 This looks like a a safe place to cross 1.5259 0.03483 386 227 116 43
126 Never mind the hot pin-up. Keep your eyes on the road. 1.5258 0.03728 388 240 92 56
127 I'm still getting royalties from this gig. 1.5251 0.03569 398 240 107 51
128 Well, it's about time. I'm sick and tired of deer getting all the love. 1.5202 0.03511 396 237 112 47
129 I remember when you used to look at me like that. 1.5190 0.03577 422 264 97 61
130 Actually, I cross wherever I want. 1.5187 0.03380 374 213 128 33
131 Do we know him? 1.5175 0.03178 371 220 122 29
132 I know you won't believe this, but I used to date her. 1.5162 0.03655 370 224 101 45
133 No, it looks more like you. 1.5162 0.03134 432 259 129 44
134 Whaddya think? My first modeling job! 1.5157 0.03252 415 240 136 39
135 That's me in 2019. 1.5137 0.03604 329 194 104 31
136 I haven't made a move like that since I was a teenager. 1.5121 0.03483 414 254 108 52
137 I used to have tight curves like that. 1.5116 0.03503 389 234 111 44
138 I used to model. 1.5115 0.03569 393 241 103 49
139 I was much younger when I posed for that." 1.5101 0.03787 345 211 92 42
140 It's not like we can move any other way. 1.5094 0.03952 318 195 84 39
141 Dated her in high school! 1.5084 0.03705 358 222 92 44
142 I'd follow those curves anywhere. 1.5081 0.03581 372 225 105 42
143 I knew her when she was straight. 1.5078 0.04504 258 162 61 35
144 We never had our own trails in the jungle. 1.5076 0.03687 394 250 88 56
145 She does yoga. 1.5071 0.03489 353 221 93 39
146 Another case of art imitating life. 1.5070 0.03713 357 219 95 43
147 My cousin Fred learned the hard way that's not actually a "Snake Crossing" sign. 1.5068 0.03911 365 236 73 56
148 Impossible body standards. 1.5057 0.03640 348 211 99 38
149 I think she’s a little out of your league. 1.5056 0.03742 356 220 92 44
150 In your dreams, Melvin. 1.5052 0.03585 384 242 94 48
151 It's mom. 1.5046 0.03832 323 196 91 36
152 It's a sign from the gods. 1.5033 0.03623 306 175 108 23
153 I never knew you were a model! 1.5029 0.03690 346 210 98 38
154 Finally, a safe stretch of highway. 1.5015 0.03615 331 197 103 31
155 Finally, One we understand 1.4985 0.03603 339 204 102 33
156 That’s a good sign. 1.4985 0.03715 337 205 96 36
157 Relative of yours? 1.4985 0.03643 337 202 102 33
158 These body standards get more unrealistic everyday 1.4984 0.03760 321 196 91 34
159 Oh no! Are pointy heads cool again? 1.4984 0.03669 321 190 102 29
160 All I'm saying is that I think we give the media too much power over our body image. 1.4968 0.03790 316 191 93 32
161 I told you I’m famous around here. 1.4968 0.03771 312 187 95 30
162 We are influencers 1.4946 0.03569 368 226 102 40
163 It's a completely unrealistic body standard 1.4942 0.03857 342 217 81 44
164 Don't! It doesn't mean what you think it means. 1.4937 0.03833 320 199 85 36
165 Stop checking out her curves. 1.4929 0.04089 282 174 77 31
166 Maybe we should ask the chicken for advice? 1.4913 0.04126 287 180 73 34
167 Why do they always put a hat on him? 1.4913 0.03945 287 174 85 28
168 It's a sign, Carl. 1.4910 0.04206 277 174 70 33
169 Our grandfather designed this road. 1.4895 0.03612 333 213 84 36
170 This is our Adopt-a-Highway stretch. 1.4889 0.04255 270 170 68 32
171 I hate how they always make our heads look pointy. 1.4887 0.03672 354 221 93 40
172 I gotta admit, I'm strangely aroused. 1.4881 0.04014 295 184 78 33
173 It's nice of them to put up a memorial marker for Clive. 1.4881 0.03817 336 212 84 40
174 Didn't you used to date him? 1.4866 0.03633 335 204 99 32
175 It means road safe for snakes. 1.4847 0.03837 295 179 89 27
176 We believe it to be a sign from god to go back to Ireland. 1.4845 0.03483 322 208 80 34
177 I see her everywhere I look. 1.4842 0.03869 285 182 74 29
178 I dunno, Slinky. Feels like a setup. 1.4839 0.04057 279 173 77 29
179 This is my favorite picture of our mom. 1.4830 0.03846 294 179 88 27
180 Why is there a picture of dad up there? 1.4813 0.04076 268 165 77 26
181 Our kind of road. 1.4811 0.03527 318 188 107 23
182 Told you I saw a "snake crossing" sign! 1.4804 0.04339 281 185 57 39
183 It's a very flattering likeness, Charlene. 1.4800 0.04361 250 158 64 28
184 Enough with the deer, it's about time we saw ourselves represented 1.4800 0.04074 300 193 70 37
185 I’m so sick of unrealistic beauty standards. 1.4797 0.03497 369 237 92 40
186 See? Just what I said: straight ahead. 1.4791 0.04018 311 201 71 39
187 Isn't it nice they're putting pictures on these memorial highway signs now? 1.4776 0.04277 268 172 64 32
188 Oh look, they named the Highway after us! 1.4776 0.03982 312 201 73 38
189 Look at the curves on that one. 1.4763 0.03523 380 241 97 42
190 Obviously, snake-crossing! 1.4755 0.03595 286 185 75 26
191 Life imitates art. 1.4754 0.04035 284 179 75 30
192 I'm telling you, it's a sign. 1.4752 0.04428 242 154 61 27
193 He loves that stupid hat. 1.4747 0.03892 316 202 78 36
194 They never get my nose right 1.4744 0.04060 293 188 71 34
195 Seems straighforward... 1.4740 0.04073 289 185 71 33
196 Yes it's racist, but it started with Genesis so little chance of changing it now. 1.4740 0.03861 289 178 85 26
197 This must be the spot 1.4739 0.03973 287 180 78 29
198 I think that means straight ahead 1.4737 0.04085 285 182 71 32
199 I told you we're famous. 1.4735 0.03688 283 178 81 24
200 And yet they still run over us! 1.4730 0.04282 241 150 68 23
201 Stop staring at her curves! 1.4730 0.03735 296 180 92 24
202 Deer Crossing,Pedestrian Crossing,and now one for us! 1.4721 0.04328 269 176 59 34
203 How long has she been missing? 1.4715 0.04130 263 165 72 26
204 That’s us. Turn right. 1.4708 0.04076 274 173 73 28
205 Mom said it’s safe to cross here. I haven’t seen her since. 1.4708 0.04173 274 176 67 31
206 No idea - I can't read 1.4703 0.04368 236 153 57 26
207 You, first. 1.4701 0.04202 234 143 72 19
208 I don’t care why the chicken did it. We’re doing this for us. 1.4684 0.04130 269 171 70 28
209 Finally, they built a road just for us. 1.4682 0.04015 267 166 77 24
210 Is that what I look like from behind? 1.4681 0.03862 282 174 84 24
211 Please, Dear, not another conversation about art imitating life!” 1.4676 0.04032 278 181 66 31
212 It's like that jumping deer sign, but for us. 1.4659 0.04187 264 169 67 28
213 Look -- a shortcut! 1.4658 0.04288 234 146 67 21
214 How nice that your father has been memorialized in the very spot where he died. 1.4652 0.03838 316 203 79 34
215 It means we have the right-of-way. 1.4647 0.04163 269 173 67 29
216 Don't you hate being objectified that way? 1.4640 0.04251 278 184 59 35
217 If you've got it flaunt it.. 1.4622 0.04232 251 160 66 25
218 This would look great in the den. 1.4609 0.04205 230 142 70 18
219 Our father posed for that picture. 1.4598 0.03855 261 172 65 24
220 I know obscenity when I see it. 1.4597 0.04713 211 137 51 23
221 Photoshopped. No real snake has curves like that. 1.4592 0.04159 294 197 59 38
222 Tell me that doesn't look like Sheila. 1.4586 0.04161 266 172 66 28
223 I really hate the way they reinforce the idealized body type. 1.4583 0.04138 288 191 62 35
224 I think this where we cross! 1.4580 0.04207 262 170 64 28
225 That has a cramp written all over it 1.4576 0.04130 236 146 72 18
226 Finally a welcoming road. 1.4576 0.03996 236 143 78 15
227 Looks like a highway to heaven if you ask me. 1.4575 0.04501 212 134 59 19
228 Reminds me of the time I ate a cursor. 1.4574 0.04255 258 168 62 28
229 I know, right? I could draw a better snake with both hands tied behind my back.. well you know what I mean.. 1.4570 0.04202 221 143 58 20
230 Another depiction of unrealistic body expectations. 1.4568 0.04211 243 154 67 22
231 He has his portrait everywhere. 1.4564 0.04070 241 160 61 20
232 I bet she's Photoshopped. 1.4549 0.04588 233 155 50 28
233 They've put your selfie up! 1.4549 0.04432 255 171 52 32
234 It does look like your ex. Wasn't she a viper? 1.4538 0.04147 238 149 70 19
235 Yeah, I did some modeling back in the day 1.4534 0.04317 247 161 60 26
236 Male snake just around the corner. 1.4533 0.04708 214 141 49 24
237 See? I told you she was beautiful! 1.4526 0.04351 232 149 61 22
238 Well, this is my street. 1.4524 0.04024 252 158 74 20
239 They forgot the Xing. 1.4522 0.04335 230 147 62 21
240 Is that one of your relatives? 1.4521 0.03813 261 160 84 17
241 Is it me, or is that sign kinda sexy? 1.4521 0.04005 292 192 68 32
242 No one really looks like that, she’s definitely been airbrushed. 1.4512 0.04290 246 163 57 26
243 Are you sure the chicken made it? 1.4494 0.04276 247 161 61 25
244 This is what happens to you when you don't look both ways 1.4486 0.04515 214 138 56 20
245 It's nice that they put up a gravemarker for mom. 1.4480 0.04387 250 167 54 29
246 Such a stereotype… 1.4477 0.04002 239 148 75 16
247 I don’t know if it is art, but I like it. 1.4470 0.04324 217 137 63 17
248 You gotta admit, she's pretty sexy. 1.4464 0.04134 224 139 70 15
249 It was my first real modeling job. 1.4462 0.04225 251 164 62 25
250 Careful, cobra ahead. 1.4458 0.04011 240 152 70 18
251 We can't let the kids see that. 1.4458 0.04250 249 163 61 25
252 I don't care if she's a highway. I love her. 1.4444 0.04108 279 186 62 31
253 Better than nothing, but I’d still prefer an overpass. 1.4444 0.04120 225 140 70 15
254 I adopted this portion of the highway. 1.4440 0.03977 241 150 75 16
255 Don't fall for it, go straight and fast my friend! 1.4439 0.04562 223 148 51 24
256 He hasn't moved in three hours. Either he's hibernating or it's a trick. 1.4433 0.04106 282 189 61 32
257 Looks a lot like your Uncle Charlie. 1.4427 0.03228 253 174 62 17
258 You can tell it's poisonous by the wedge-shaped head. 1.4421 0.04454 242 163 51 28
259 I don’t care what it is. I’m in love. 1.4421 0.04417 233 154 55 24
260 I actually dated her once, but it didn't go anywhere. 1.4412 0.04308 238 156 59 23
261 That's what it looks like when you get run over. 1.4408 0.04406 211 135 59 17
262 Well, they said we’d know it when we saw it. 1.4408 0.04276 211 135 60 16
263 I like it, but is it art? 1.4406 0.04755 202 134 47 21
264 I heard she was once a centrefold in “Playsnake”! 1.4404 0.04545 218 144 52 22
265 Finally!!! A snake crossing. I guess all of my letters DID make a difference! 1.4396 0.04867 207 141 41 25
266 I’m still collecting royalties for that one. 1.4394 0.03784 289 186 79 24
267 It says "Walk This Way" 1.4390 0.04703 205 136 48 21
268 I’m feeling objectified. 1.4387 0.04339 212 137 58 17
269 At least your father left a sign. 1.4378 0.04648 185 118 53 14
270 Oh to be young again! 1.4378 0.04418 201 135 48 18
271 Says Mom went that way 1.4375 0.03933 256 168 68 20
272 This stretch of road is dedicated to your grandfather. 1.4372 0.04384 247 167 52 28
273 It’s a sign from above. 1.4368 0.04623 190 124 50 16
274 Ignore it. I know a short cut. 1.4366 0.04113 213 132 69 12
275 I told you, it’s just like a deer crossing. 1.4366 0.04167 213 138 60 15
276 That was me Saturday night on the dancefloor! 1.4363 0.04125 259 171 63 25
277 It’s clearly a toupee. 1.4362 0.04953 188 126 42 20
278 They never paint us with eyes. 1.4359 0.04711 195 130 46 19
279 This was my first modeling job 1.4352 0.03994 216 142 58 16
280 Do you think it's to scale? 1.4333 0.04467 210 137 55 18
281 Snake crossing, finally! 1.4328 0.03845 268 175 73 20
282 It means “straight ahead” to me. 1.4324 0.04644 185 119 52 14
283 It’s obviously a sign’ 1.4323 0.04985 192 131 39 22
284 Well, I think it's in poor taste. 1.4318 0.04416 220 147 52 21
285 I really need to start going to yoga again. 1.4317 0.04867 183 121 45 17
286 Reminds me of your father before he followed that chicken. 1.4314 0.04663 204 136 48 20
287 I could look at her curves all day long. 1.4313 0.04189 211 133 65 13
288 Ya know, I’d like to go straight for once in my life. 1.4306 0.04663 216 147 45 24
289 See, hon, if you worked out more you could look like that. 1.4305 0.04280 223 145 60 18
290 See? My way IS the highway! 1.4301 0.05071 193 134 35 24
291 I used to date the model who posed for that. 1.4297 0.04084 249 163 65 21
292 Of course, Grandpa's head wasn't flat like that until he tried to cross. 1.4294 0.05173 177 121 36 20
293 See, we are represented. 1.4293 0.04593 205 136 50 19
294 My head doesn't look like that, right...? 1.4292 0.04033 219 137 70 12
295 Unrealistic body standards. 1.4292 0.04014 233 158 55 20
296 You mean,they expect us to cross the road HERE!? 1.4286 0.04173 210 139 55 16
297 I say we stay here, wait for a chicken. 1.4279 0.04633 229 159 42 28
298 She’s gorgeous, what’s her name? 1.4279 0.04604 201 133 50 18
299 That’s one of my favorite yoga poses. 1.4274 0.04219 241 160 59 22
300 Look! A special trail for snakes. 1.4274 0.04380 241 164 51 26
301 Looks like going straight is not an option. 1.4272 0.04575 206 137 50 19
302 We're in luck, a 'Snake Crossing'. 1.4267 0.05296 150 101 35 14
303 Nice that they name the street after us. 1.4265 0.04497 211 140 52 19
304 Remember when we were young and curvy like that. 1.4265 0.04447 204 133 55 16
305 We do that in Pilates. 1.4263 0.04850 190 128 43 19
306 Face it Arlene. In advertising….sex sells. 1.4262 0.04924 183 123 42 18
307 I honestly think it's a good likeness" 1.4262 0.03661 237 152 73 12
308 Is that mother? 1.4260 0.03957 277 189 60 28
309 They used my likeness without permission 1.4258 0.04476 209 138 53 18
310 What? That snake is running for office again? 1.4256 0.04814 195 132 43 20
311 I went out with the model for that. 1.4253 0.04771 174 113 48 13
312 I feel like I have been down this road before. 1.4253 0.04976 174 116 42 16
313 I used to be a model, you know. 1.4252 0.04351 214 142 54 18
314 Be careful, it's slithery when wet. 1.4251 0.04262 247 167 55 25
315 I think we’re headed in the right direction. 1.4250 0.03656 240 147 84 9
316 And you thought we were lost. 1.4249 0.04191 233 153 61 19
317 They finally named a road for us. 1.4248 0.04189 226 147 62 17
318 I think it looks like your mother. 1.4247 0.05211 186 131 31 24
319 That's one of me in Pilates class. 1.4245 0.04430 212 140 54 18
320 But then he referred me to this great chiropracter! 1.4244 0.04692 205 139 45 21
321 It's a straight shot. 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
322 A chicken friend told me it's not worth the effort. 1.4231 0.04689 182 119 49 14
323 Oh, great. Now that the word's out, everybody's going to be crawling here from all over. 1.4225 0.04705 213 147 42 24
324 They finally got around to putting up a memorial to S-s-s-steve. 1.4223 0.04674 206 142 42 22
325 Posing for the straight stretch sign was actually much harder. 1.4217 0.05215 166 113 36 17
326 It doesn't quite capture your face. 1.4214 0.04918 159 103 45 11
327 She has curves in all the right places. 1.4213 0.04369 216 143 55 18
328 I still think we’re lost. 1.4211 0.04488 190 125 51 14
329 And this is grandpa. 1.4208 0.04347 221 147 55 19
330 I think it says "walk this way" 1.4208 0.04688 202 137 45 20
331 I think it means one at a time. You go first! 1.4208 0.04528 202 134 51 17
332 There’s one for deer a little further on. 1.4202 0.04124 188 116 65 7
333 We're on the right track. 1.4201 0.03973 219 140 67 12
334 See, I told you there was an actual 'snake crossing' here. 1.4200 0.04721 200 136 44 20
335 Finally a road we can follow! 1.4199 0.04167 231 154 58 19
336 My head looks a little big, but otherwise they nailed it. 1.4196 0.04258 224 148 58 18
337 Clearly Photoshopped. 1.4184 0.04112 239 158 62 19
338 Just because he's got a point on top of his head, doesn't mean he's sharp. 1.4179 0.04649 201 136 46 19
339 In so many ways it reminds me of my ex-husband 1.4175 0.04599 194 129 49 16
340 Looks like you after a couple beers wearing a lampshade. 1.4175 0.04720 206 142 42 22
341 That's what happens when you don't look both ways. 1.4171 0.04745 175 115 47 13
342 Looks like we've got a little wiggle room. 1.4162 0.04661 197 133 46 18
343 Looks like we just go straight. 1.4162 0.04996 185 128 37 20
344 Everything reminds me of her. 1.4162 0.04711 173 113 48 12
345 It reminds me of my colonoscopy. 1.4160 0.04293 250 173 50 27
346 A famous girl like her would never go for guys like us. 1.4159 0.04343 214 142 55 17
347 We should adopt this highway. 1.4158 0.04227 190 120 61 9
348 It's about time we had a snake xing sign. 1.4157 0.04951 178 121 40 17
349 This is the sign we've been waiting for. 1.4157 0.04994 166 111 41 14
350 I think he's handsome. 1.4152 0.04207 224 148 59 17
351 I’m all for public art, but this is appropriation. 1.4151 0.04422 212 142 52 18
352 That’s hot. 1.4146 0.05036 164 113 36 15
353 Barb told me you put out a personal ad but this is a bit much don’t you think? 1.4144 0.04374 222 150 52 20
354 That's where mom went to heaven. 1.4144 0.04891 181 123 41 17
355 Face it buddy, she's out of your league. 1.4140 0.04327 215 143 55 17
356 I don’t get it. Do you? 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
357 They are finally giving us the recognition we deserve. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
358 They got the tail all wrong. 1.4134 0.05055 179 124 36 19
359 The billboards are getting awfully steamy these days. 1.4131 0.03983 213 140 61 12
360 I think they're baiting us. 1.4129 0.04311 201 131 57 13
361 There must be a fork ahead. 1.4116 0.03801 311 215 64 32
362 You should see her in person! 1.4115 0.04665 209 145 42 22
363 You know, I feel seen. 1.4112 0.04543 197 132 49 16
364 I really love this stretch of road. 1.4104 0.04175 173 107 61 5
365 See, "Snake Crossing". What else could it mean? 1.4103 0.04855 195 136 38 21
366 I tell you Ralph, it's a sign! 1.4101 0.04682 178 120 44 14
367 IT TAKES YEARS YO LEARN THAT MOVE. 1.4098 0.04680 205 142 42 21
368 How did they know we were here? 1.4095 0.04237 210 138 58 14
369 Let's take a road less traveled. 1.4091 0.04920 176 120 40 16
370 About time they put up a snake crossing sign. 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
371 You wouldn’t believe how long I had to sit for this artist. 1.4080 0.04391 174 111 55 8
372 Things are changing, my friend. It used to be a deer crossing. 1.4080 0.03913 201 133 58 10
373 It's nice, I guess, but a marker where Sylvia died seems just a little macabre. 1.4080 0.04693 201 139 42 20
374 Yes I do know her! 1.4074 0.04793 189 132 38 19
375 Just when I was trying to go straight. 1.4074 0.04793 189 130 41 18
376 I recognized this as your work instantly. 1.4068 0.04341 177 113 56 8
377 I don't get it. The sign says head straight into the sky. 1.4064 0.04647 187 126 46 15
378 Finally, government money at work for US! 1.4064 0.04314 219 148 53 18
379 Slithery when wet. 1.4057 0.05002 175 123 34 18
380 Don't you think U-turns are more flattering? 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
381 It's a sign, I tell you. It's a sign! 1.4054 0.04866 185 128 39 18
382 Nothing's new; we've been giving them directions since Adam and Eve. 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
383 Evan has been so smug ever since he got that road sign modeling contract.” 1.4051 0.04904 195 138 35 22
384 I’d say it’s our kind of sign. 1.4051 0.04452 195 130 51 14
385 You didn't tell me you have your own road 1.4050 0.04707 200 139 41 20
386 Not with my back. 1.4048 0.04940 168 114 40 14
387 I’ve been seeing these hat billboards everywhere. 1.4048 0.05083 168 116 36 16
388 I´m not sure who he is but the dude´s everywhere! 1.4046 0.04976 173 119 38 16
389 wanna have some fun? let's climb up and hang straight. 1.4043 0.05151 188 136 28 24
390 Here’s where we cross. 1.4038 0.04346 213 144 52 17
391 They say pornography is difficult to define, but you know it when you see it 1.4035 0.05085 171 119 35 17
392 I'm still earning royalties. 1.4035 0.04878 171 116 41 14
393 I'd rather be a snake in the grass. 1.4033 0.04621 181 121 47 13
394 Cultural appropriation is what it is. 1.4021 0.04583 194 132 46 16
395 How progressive, roadside yoga poses 1.4021 0.04524 194 131 48 15
396 Those things are never drawn to scale. 1.4012 0.04989 162 110 39 13
397 How come Alan gets his own sign? 1.4011 0.04956 177 123 37 17
398 It looks like it’s straight ahead for us. 1.4010 0.04722 202 142 39 21
399 It's our family coat of arms. 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
400 Looks pretty straightforward to me. 1.4000 0.05109 160 110 36 14
401 HEY BABY! 1.4000 0.04848 165 111 42 12
402 My dad designed this freeway. 1.4000 0.04996 175 122 36 17
403 Yes, this is where cousin Eddie was hit. But its nice that they put up a memorial. 1.3991 0.04384 233 164 45 24
404 This is the memorial where your Uncle Harry died. 1.3989 0.04496 188 126 49 13
405 I think it’s a memorial marker for Dad. 1.3989 0.04669 178 120 45 13
406 Your grandma posed for that sign! 1.3988 0.05040 163 112 37 14
407 That looks pretty easy. 1.3981 0.04144 216 144 58 14
408 Well of course, its the best form of flattery !.. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
409 So nice of them to put up a memorial for Uncle Sal.” 1.3979 0.04804 191 134 38 19
410 When Uncle Joe got run over, they put him on a sign as a warning to the rest of us. 1.3978 0.04464 186 124 50 12
411 Told you so — the family reunion is thataway. 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
412 Relatives ahead. 1.3973 0.05002 146 97 40 9
413 It appears they knew we were coming. 1.3971 0.04251 204 136 55 13
414 I have learned never to take these signs literally. 1.3967 0.04689 184 126 43 15
415 They say this is the path to the White House in 2024. 1.3963 0.04786 164 110 43 11
416 Yes, this is the road they named after you! 1.3963 0.03750 217 151 52 14
417 It's a lovely way to honor Bob's passing 1.3958 0.04726 192 134 40 18
418 The mother road. 1.3956 0.04659 182 124 44 14
419 It looks a lot like my first wife. 1.3953 0.04457 215 150 45 20
420 Oh good,serpentine friendly. 1.3950 0.04588 200 139 43 18
421 It’s nice being remembered. 1.3939 0.04442 165 107 51 7
422 These gender neutral signs are so confusing. 1.3939 0.04763 165 111 43 11
423 We need the deer's publicist. 1.3938 0.04349 193 129 52 12
424 How does it feel to have a highway named after you? 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
425 This is from one of my earlier shoots. 1.3936 0.04296 188 124 54 10
426 It must be a sign. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
427 She can’t fool me. It’s Emily. That girl has no shame. 1.3933 0.04862 178 124 38 16
428 I don’t know what it means, but it’s a better sign than that ‘Don’t tread on me’ business. 1.3929 0.04926 168 119 35 14
429 This isn't a safe road. These headstones are everywhere. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
430 The sign summons us here, but for what purpose? 1.3927 0.04740 191 134 39 18
431 Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her. 1.3926 0.04879 163 111 40 12
432 I see it as a rudimentary attempt at communication and a possible sign that the species is more intelligent than we thought. 1.3925 0.04832 186 131 37 18
433 And I was just starting to unwind .... 1.3924 0.04737 158 105 44 9
434 This is a great place to pick up chicks. 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
435 We stand on the shoulders of giants, my friend. 1.3918 0.04418 171 115 47 9
436 Deer fall for the same ruse. 1.3913 0.05485 138 96 30 12
437 It's a cult. 1.3911 0.04774 179 124 40 15
438 That was the last known photo of him. 1.3911 0.04904 179 126 36 17
439 Reminds me of my ex. 1.3908 0.04480 174 123 38 13
440 Beautiful...it's a straight shot! 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
441 The deer's is much more flattering 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
442 Advertisers know sex sells. 1.3908 0.04590 174 117 46 11
443 We can cross safely at this snake crossing. 1.3907 0.04696 151 104 39 8
444 Ziggy said she was doing some modeling … 1.3905 0.04681 169 114 44 11
445 They got the body right, but the head and tail are all wrong. 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
446 This one really speaks to me. 1.3898 0.04606 177 120 45 12
447 I think I'll choose the road less slithered. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
448 Does that make me look fat? 1.3892 0.04469 185 125 48 12
449 What an honor to have a highway named after our family. 1.3892 0.04534 185 126 46 13
450 We’re good to go. There’s no posted speed limit! 1.3886 0.04916 175 123 36 16
451 I told you this was the right route. 1.3886 0.04569 175 118 46 11
452 I wouldn't mind meeting her in the tall grass. 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
453 I TOLD you this is the way 1.3879 0.04433 165 108 50 7
454 I didn't know you were a model. 1.3876 0.04279 209 143 51 15
455 Have you ever tried swallowing a Dorito? 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
456 It looks like my mother but she didn’t wear ahat like that. 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
457 Yet another attempt to sell us an unrealistic body image. 1.3869 0.05061 168 119 33 16
458 Yes, we lost a few good ones before we deciphered this sign. 1.3865 0.05024 163 114 35 14
459 I'm telling you, we oughta get residuals 1.3861 0.04728 158 106 43 9
460 We knew she'd make it big. She was special right from the start. 1.3860 0.04784 171 118 40 13
461 You know, it's nice to finally get some representation. 1.3851 0.04668 161 108 44 9
462 Yeah, we're road models Sid. 1.3846 0.04645 182 126 42 14
463 It's about time they put up a Snake Crossing sign here. 1.3846 0.05150 143 98 35 10
464 It’s about time we got the same consideration as the deer have enjoyed! 1.3846 0.05429 143 101 29 13
465 Susan's posting selfies again 1.3846 0.04965 169 119 35 15
466 I still have that silly cone they made me wear. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
467 In high school, I could not imagine she would be a model. 1.3834 0.04457 193 133 46 14
468 How objectifying. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
469 Must be a new species. 1.3829 0.04415 175 117 49 9
470 Your grandfather was the model for those, but being Black, he got no royalties. 1.3824 0.04576 170 123 33 14
471 Can't we just go straight for once. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
472 Dad always told us he wanted to live forever! 1.3818 0.04823 165 116 36 13
473 He was a good snake and I miss him everyday. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
474 I signed up for the "Adopt a highway" program. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
475 I'm not sure what it is, but it gives me the creeps. 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
476 Do you think she’s seeing anyone? 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
477 This is where we are suppose to cross the road. 1.3804 0.04622 163 113 40 10
478 Believe me, they never look like their profile pictures 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
479 I’d follow her anywhere. 1.3801 0.04554 171 116 45 10
480 Yes, there are similarities. But on the other hand, we don't have shoulders. 1.3801 0.04401 171 119 41 11
481 Well that shouldn’t be too difficult to navigate. 1.3801 0.04399 221 158 42 21
482 I like how you captured my curves in this painting. 1.3799 0.04488 179 122 46 11
483 Looks like a straight shot from here. 1.3797 0.04737 187 133 37 17
484 See, I told ya John lived up that mountain. That's his picture right there. 1.3795 0.04949 166 119 32 15
485 I did some modeling work back in college. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
486 It’s like Tinder for snakes. 1.3791 0.04830 182 130 35 17
487 They're never as sexy as the posters make them out to be 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
488 Uncle Albert. May he rest in peace. 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
489 Apparently we’re supposed to wear some sort of hat. 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
490 You'd think that after thousands of years, these humans would tire of making petroglyphs of us. 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
491 It's my way and the highway. 1.3780 0.05115 127 85 36 6
492 It's in memory of my brother who was killed here. 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
493 Now they want to tell us how to slither? That's it- I'm protesting. Where can I get one of those flags about treading on us or whatever? 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
494 I think it says we can cross just ahead. 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
495 Not one of us. 1.3770 0.04662 191 136 38 17
496 I honestly think it looks more like you! 1.3770 0.04720 191 137 36 18
497 I used to date her before she became famous. 1.3768 0.04454 207 147 42 18
498 It makes me feel recognized and validated. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
499 Frankly, it doesn't do you justice. 1.3766 0.04705 154 104 42 8
500 Yeah, I posed for that one last year. Of course I was a bit slimmer then! 1.3765 0.04717 162 111 41 10
501 I feel right at home here! 1.3765 0.04716 170 118 40 12
502 I remember posing for that portrait. 1.3765 0.04642 170 117 42 11
503 A sweet memorial. But I miss him. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
504 If we're ever gonna adopt a highway, it's this one. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
505 It means we can use the road! 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
506 Easy,peasy. We can do this! 1.3750 0.04311 176 118 50 8
507 I wish they’d show a realistic body in these things for once. 1.3750 0.04848 184 133 33 18
508 Yeah I knew him, he was voted most likely to succeed in High School. 1.3750 0.04742 176 124 38 14
509 I'd like to meet her. She's the centerfold of the month. 1.3750 0.04969 184 135 29 20
510 Inclusive.... finally 1.3750 0.05013 144 99 36 9
511 What a great tribute to our late friend. 1.3743 0.05181 171 126 26 19
512 I could do that before I was three months old. 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
513 Maybe you misread her signs. 1.3736 0.03919 182 131 40 11
514 You should never be ashamed of being straight. 1.3734 0.05273 158 115 27 16
515 She was my first love. 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
516 That's what happened to the last guy who tried to cross the road. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
517 I always knew he'd be famous one day. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
518 I didn't get any credit, but they said it's great exposure. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
519 Best emoji ever! 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
520 Art imitating life. 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
521 You know, they clearly did not get the tail right, otherwise not too bad. 1.3721 0.04448 172 117 46 9
522 You never see one for female snakes. 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
523 We’ve been immortalized by Banksy. 1.3720 0.05092 164 121 26 17
524 This is the monument built to honor Grandpa Squiggles. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
525 It feels like cultural appropriation. 1.3718 0.05242 156 113 28 15
526 I consider it pornographic 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
527 You'd get kinked up too if they cut off your tail. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
528 Exhibitionist. 1.3714 0.05104 140 97 34 9
529 Must be arrowhead territory. 1.3714 0.04321 175 118 49 8
530 Apparently we go that way. 1.3713 0.04690 167 116 40 11
531 Triangular head. Must be venomous. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
532 Yes, it is. I was a print model back in the day. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
533 The heck with signs, I’ll slither any way I want. 1.3706 0.04853 170 121 35 14
534 That Miss December is a real beauty. 1.3701 0.04602 154 104 43 7
535 Whooaaa, finally, directions to the Mother Ship. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
536 We don’t need a sign to tell us to slither with caution. 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
537 That's Uncle Joe. He was the inspiration for this road, and, in fact, many others. 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
538 Finally a little recognition. 1.3692 0.05253 130 90 32 8
539 I know he's cute, but we've been down this road before. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
540 So...straight? 1.3687 0.04744 160 111 39 10
541 Looks like a nice straight shot. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
542 It’s in honor of my grandpa who was run over here. 1.3684 0.04829 171 122 35 14
543 Quite a nice memorial to old Slippry 1.3684 0.04685 152 106 37 9
544 Ain't she a beauty! 1.3684 0.03435 228 163 54 11
545 I don't know who it's a picture of but he's got the moves. 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
546 This road was laid down by our ancestors 1.3678 0.04482 174 120 44 10
547 I once dated someone who could do that. 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
548 It's time they celebrated straight snakes don't you think? 1.3677 0.04669 155 108 38 9
549 A two turn slither with a pointed tail. I think I'm in love. 1.3675 0.04585 166 117 38 11
550 Kinky! 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
551 It's a sign. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
552 They say it like it's a bad thing. 1.3660 0.05226 153 111 28 14
553 It’s everything I aspire to. 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
554 It’s a straight shot from here. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
555 It means we can cross safely. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
556 I am pretty sure she was photoshopped, nobody has curves like that 1.3655 0.04875 145 103 33 9
557 They used Simone for the model, her head was more pointed. 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
558 I think it’s a suggestion more than a law. 1.3654 0.04555 156 106 43 7
559 They used Uncle Frank as the model. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
560 Thank goodness — a straight away. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
561 I swear I never posed for this. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
562 A warning that we are entering pointy-headed liberal territory. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
563 It's a memorial. Poor Sid loved playing chicken with trucks. 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
564 They made her butt look huge. 1.3642 0.04935 162 116 33 13
565 Too abstract for my taste ! 1.3642 0.04530 162 111 43 8
566 Do they think we’re illiterate? 1.3636 0.05868 121 88 22 11
567 Spooky yes, but somehow oddly inspiring. 1.3636 0.04475 165 113 44 8
568 I’m glad it is direct. 1.3631 0.03474 168 122 39 7
569 It’s the memorial to my Uncle Bill who was road killed here. 1.3631 0.04381 168 117 42 9
570 I meant your zodiac sign 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
571 No one knows who put the obelisk here, or why. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
572 Guess it’s all uphill from here. 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
573 This road is venomous. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
574 Wow! Cousin Irving is famous. 1.3621 0.04509 174 127 34 13
575 Is that how everyone sees me? 1.3621 0.04243 174 118 49 7
576 The deer are confused. 1.3618 0.05326 152 112 25 15
577 My Mom was the model for that! 1.3617 0.05539 141 104 23 14
578 I think we found our road. 1.3616 0.04041 177 126 42 9
579 They named a road after us! 1.3614 0.04456 202 146 39 17
580 It’s just the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
581 The last time I tried that, it took me two weeks to unwind. 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
582 This, my son, is ‘Sidewinder Pass’ named for your great-grandfather who took a little too long sunning himself on the road! 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
583 They never get our head right. 1.3605 0.04624 147 100 41 6
584 It lets us know it is safe to cross here. 1.3600 0.04451 175 122 43 10
585 We should be careful, the black snakes with the pointy heads are in the area. 1.3598 0.05109 164 121 27 16
586 Remember when he hissed, "You'll all be sorry when I'm famous!" 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
587 No doubt a totem of veneration for our kind. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
588 I was the designer's muse. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
589 My Grandad posed for that. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
590 Oh for crying out loud Louise, nobody is body shaming you. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
591 Forget it, she’s not your type. 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
592 We replaced the head with a triangle to make Snake Mountain gender neutral and more inclusive to all serpents. 1.3588 0.05205 131 94 28 9
593 Yes, I actually posed for that one. 1.3588 0.04974 131 92 32 7
594 This must be our route. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
595 No wonder the chicken didn't make it! 1.3585 0.04828 159 113 35 11
596 The snail got the 405 in the Adopt a Highway lottery. 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
597 I'm glad we didn't meet at the fork in the road! 1.3584 0.04557 173 122 40 11
598 She's such a show-off 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
599 Pfft…definitely photoshopped. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
600 They named this road after your Uncle Fred 1.3577 0.04363 137 103 25 9
601 Do you think it means " more snakes ahead'? 1.3576 0.04133 151 103 44 4
602 Nowadays they'll show pornography anywhere. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
603 I knew you’d be famous someday. 1.3571 0.04669 154 107 39 8
604 I think she got scoliosis... 1.3571 0.05015 168 124 28 16
605 I agreed to pose only if they didn't use my face... 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
606 Careful, it's a trap! 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
607 I knew that Dad would leave us a sign. 1.3566 0.05472 143 106 23 14
608 If I tried that I would need to see a chiropractor for a spinal adjustment. 1.3566 0.04903 143 100 35 8
609 Why do the snakes on billboards always have such perfect curves? 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
610 I'll need some time to unwind when we get there. 1.3566 0.04772 129 87 38 4
611 Dad posed for that. 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
612 Now that's the kind of directions that are useful 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
613 Finally,some recognition! 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
614 Swipe right!!! 1.3562 0.04464 160 110 43 7
615 Happy to see that representation and inclusion are important. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
616 Finally, one for us" 1.3559 0.04958 177 132 27 18
617 Wanna try it? 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
618 I’d take it as a sign. 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
619 He died for our skins 1.3557 0.04673 149 103 39 7
620 Should we really trust a warning sign from a guy wearing a pointy hat? 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
621 I guess we go that way. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
622 This looks like the way to Grandmother's house. 1.3548 0.04553 155 107 41 7
623 I’m guessing ‘Banksy’. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
624 See, I told you. We got our own crossing sign. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
625 I should call her. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
626 Why do they need a sign to tell them to go straight ahead? 1.3543 0.04940 127 87 35 5
627 Easy-peasy...you first. 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
628 Not exactly what I pictured when Jim bragged about his billboard... 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
629 Finally some respect. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
630 We can do this. Be the road. 1.3529 0.04587 153 108 37 8
631 Nothing is ever straight forward. 1.3529 0.05672 136 102 20 14
632 Understatement! 1.3525 0.04664 139 95 39 5
633 Is that really grandma? 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
634 Easy enough for us. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
635 Thank goodness for Pilates. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
636 Deer cross back there. This one is us. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
637 The one they put up for the deer is way more flattering. 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
638 It’s so sad. Did you bring the flowers? 1.3517 0.04541 145 99 41 5
639 And like us, it has no shoulders. 1.3516 0.04782 128 87 37 4
640 This is where all the sidewinders cross. 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
641 I dated her before she became famous. 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
642 Sure it's safe. That's a picture of my dad. 1.3515 0.04999 165 122 28 15
643 Looks like we're on the right road to the convention. 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
644 After you. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
645 Looks like my brother when he got married. 1.3511 0.04714 131 89 38 4
646 Seems kind of sexy, don't it? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
647 I say we follow the signs and go straight. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
648 I don't know who she is but I love her. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
649 This is where it is safe to cross. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
650 Nice of them to make a road just for us. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
651 I had this on my wall when I was a teenager. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
652 Finally, a snake crossing sign. 1.3500 0.05452 140 104 23 13
653 It was about time they put in a crossing 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
654 Don't worry you've done pilates. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
655 I miss mom. 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
656 Can we cross here? 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
657 Just go! It's more straight forward than you think 1.3490 0.04510 149 107 34 8
658 It's multilingual with a hint of abstract realism expounding directional ambiguity. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
659 They missed the tail. 1.3488 0.04753 129 88 37 4
660 Do you think the way they did my curves looks slimming? 1.3487 0.04502 152 105 41 6
661 That’s uncle Bob. He forgot to look both ways before crossing. 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
662 Looks like a snake or lawyer crossing 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
663 It's not even a good likeness. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
664 Simple, yet evocative. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
665 Actually, it's a pretty good likeness! 1.3481 0.04740 135 93 37 5
666 Wow, Louise...your modeling career is really gonna take off now! 1.3481 0.04483 158 110 41 7
667 It's cultural appropriation, if you ask me. 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
668 Well, I know it when I see it. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
669 How did they know this is where we cross? 1.3478 0.05099 115 79 32 4
670 There is a striking resemblance. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
671 'I think it's some kind of dating app...' 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
672 I think it's spam. 1.3471 0.05211 121 87 27 7
673 Don’t fall for it. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
674 May he rest in peace. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
675 I think it means 'Snake Crossing Ahead'. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
676 Yeah, that does look like Sam, but what's that on his head? 1.3465 0.04857 127 90 31 6
677 'We've got this.' 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
678 Yeah, I used to date her. I thought I'd heard she'd gone straight. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
679 I've heard the ones with the triangular heads are the most dangerous 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
680 I've travelled this road before. 1.3462 0.04849 130 92 32 6
681 It's a bad sign. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
682 Reminds me of your Aunt Sue 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
683 That was Grandma; She really was a cutie! 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
684 It portrays our shape but not our essence 1.3457 0.04577 162 115 38 9
685 I finally feel seen by the Department of Transportation. 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
686 Looks like Dad went this way. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
687 I told you our destination was straight ahead. 1.3453 0.05471 139 104 22 13
688 A definite improvement over "SLIPPERY WHEN WET 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
689 We were hoping for Yale but her heart was set on a modeling career. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
690 My agent is seeking residuals for every one of those signs. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
691 The sign says it’s a snake friendly road. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
692 Remember how flexible we were? 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
693 It's copyright infringement! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
694 Now THIS is a map I understand. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
695 Looks like I picked the wrong week to go straight. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
696 It’s a memorial. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
697 See? I told you I had done some modeling work. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
698 It's a new dance move. 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
699 Accessibility signage is helpful, don’t you agree? 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
700 This sign commemorates our ancestors that evolved into birds. 1.3429 0.04508 140 101 33 6
701 Poor Frank, we should have brought flowers. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
702 Please tell me my head doesn't look that pointy in real life. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
703 That's racist... 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
704 It's a clear case of "cultural appropriation" 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
705 Finally, we got our own lane. 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
706 Do you think it’s right that they’re putting up images of us all over the place and we don’t get a dime ? 1.3423 0.04545 149 104 39 6
707 Do you suppose mother ran off that way? 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
708 Honey, it's just a modeling job. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
709 They don't even slow down for a snake in the grass crossing sign. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
710 I give up. Let's slither home. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
711 Should we leave flowers? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
712 I always knew he was going places. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
713 Like we don't know. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
714 My company adopted this section for cleanup. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
715 It just might be art imitating nature but I don’t want to crawl to any conclusions. 1.3415 0.05867 123 93 18 12
716 OMG porn now in public 1.3413 0.05873 126 96 17 13
717 Is that a picture of grandma up there? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
718 See, our way IS the hiway! 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
719 As they say, representation matters. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
720 Remember when we had those curves? 1.3409 0.04667 132 91 37 4
721 Ya know, it looks a lot like my uncle Ray. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
722 They finally put up a crossing sign. 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
723 That’s cousin Irving. He couldn’t make it in the movies so he became a model for road signs. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
724 Does that mean it's safe to cross here? 1.3404 0.04703 141 99 36 6
725 It’s not bad but the face and tail need some work. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
726 The high point of my life was posing for that. 1.3400 0.04618 150 106 37 7
727 This is just another example of snake privilege. You never see a crossing sign for turtles or armadillos. 1.3397 0.04501 156 115 31 10
728 See I told you that we had a crosswalk! 1.3396 0.04622 159 114 36 9
729 I thought you told me you disabled the Do not Track feature on our social media accounts. 1.3396 0.04622 159 114 36 9
730 I feel like we’re finally being seen. 1.3394 0.04255 165 117 41 7
731 Just cross. It's a trick. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
732 Hubba-hubba! 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
733 “It means all snakes go to heaven.” 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
734 It's either a sign of respect or a coincidence. 1.3381 0.04741 139 100 32 7
735 I’ve been modeling on the side. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
736 When did they start doing portraits . 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
737 It’s an amazing likeness, don’t you think?! 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
738 My lawyer tells me that it's definitely a copyright infringement. 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
739 Uncle Harvey posed for the sign painter 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
740 Playmate of the month 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
741 Is this where we're supposed to cross? 1.3376 0.04478 157 111 39 7
742 Don't be fooled. It's a trap." 1.3365 0.05569 104 76 22 6
743 I think it’s a dance diagram. Would you care to do The Twissssst…? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
744 It's our highway to heaven. 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
745 This road was made for you and me! 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
746 The one true path. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
747 SNAKE CROSSINGS “ What do you get when you cross a snake with a car?… A windshield viper” 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
748 For some it’s a path to enlightenment…others it leaves flat 1.3361 0.05473 122 92 20 10
749 This road is perfect for us! 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
750 Hmm. My way or the highway seems to be moot. 1.3360 0.04812 125 90 30 5
751 She has a great body, but no personality 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
752 Looks like we can cross here. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
753 Oh sure, they have a nice shape. But what about their personality 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
754 Yep, this looks like the right way. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
755 I think that's Uncle Ssssyll! 1.3357 0.04649 143 101 36 6
756 Careful, it's a decoy! 1.3356 0.04528 149 105 38 6
757 You first Honey. Your curves fit this switchback to a tee. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
758 I did some modeling in my younger years. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
759 It means the humans have to take their Viagra. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
760 I think it's a male. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
761 It's the memorial for Uncle Joe 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
762 I don't know what they're selling, but she's got my attention. 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
763 I love her 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
764 You mean we finally get to be upright? 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
765 And here, son, is where we can cross the road. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
766 I wish that I had a Tyrolean hat. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
767 See, I told you they put up a crossing sign for us! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
768 We're the ultimate symbol of evil until they want to design a mountain pass. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
769 Thats your uncle Fred, he was the crooked one in th e family. 1.3333 0.04582 129 89 37 3
770 I just love this road 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
771 Sexy little thing, ain't she? 1.3333 0.05005 117 82 31 4
772 I think it’s cultural appropriation. 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
773 Sam looks pretty good in this, doesn’t he? 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
774 It's faster if you go straight. 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
775 He was a sidewinder. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
776 This is a sign! 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
777 Finally, some representation in infrastructure. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
778 It was a stretch but I posed for it. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
779 Did I tell you I used to be a model? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
780 Just a coincidence? 1.3333 0.04792 141 103 30 8
781 I think we can trust a relative. 1.3314 0.04498 169 123 36 10
782 It's this kind of thing that gives us a bad name! 1.3312 0.04370 157 111 40 6
783 My agent got me that gig. 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
784 We're famous! 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
785 He only uses sign language. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
786 That’s what happens to you if you try to cross the road. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
787 It’s a sign, I tell you. That’s the way to heaven! 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
788 Finally, a standard road ahead. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
789 Ever notice that one mountain’s silhouette looks like a guy’s profile? 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
790 There's a warning sign. It's safe to cross here. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
791 I don’t know why they allow smut like that to be posted by the side of the road. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
792 Bad things happen to your spine if you're not careful crossing the road. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
793 It was the honor of Uncle Jimmy's life to design this stretch of the highway. Would have been nice if they'd put his name on it. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
794 She wants me to take things slow. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
795 Yeah, I posed for that while I was still taking yoga 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
796 I call it the Uncle Albert Memorial Highway. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
797 My sister was the model 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
798 What is a picture of Uncle Larry doing on the sign? 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
799 Yep, here's the snake crossing. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
800 Whom do we sue for cultural appropriation? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
801 With a figure like that, I’d follow her anywhere. 1.3293 0.04609 167 123 33 11
802 No one has a body that looks like that. 1.3288 0.04359 146 102 40 4
803 I'm taking Yoga classes so I can do this. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
804 I say wait for the chicken. 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
805 There’s a guy who’s going places. 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
806 My brother posed for that. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
807 I adopted a highway. 1.3284 0.04711 134 97 31 6
808 I told you, son. She was the most beautiful creature that ever lived. They built this tribute to her. Just look at those curves! 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
809 The way to Grandma's house! 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
810 And they used to say I was too curvy to ever have my own billboard 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
811 See? They put you on a plaque if you make it across! 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
812 Our kind of road. Just go straight. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
813 Wow, those are some curves on her! 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
814 Seductive, but don't! 1.3279 0.05066 122 90 25 7
815 I see the resemblance but I still don’t think that’s your cousin Muriel. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
816 I think we can do this! 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
817 Ugh, pornography. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
818 Sorry , I'm straight. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
819 See, we've got more influence than handing out apples. 1.3274 0.05097 113 85 21 7
820 The triangular head means "For venomous species only." 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
821 Just be careful, even though it's named for us they allow those rubber-wheeled monsters too. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
822 Well finally! Snakes’ lives matter too. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
823 I swear a human just drove by wearing a vest made out of dad. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
824 It’s like me…. Long and curvy! 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
825 Everywhere you look these days…smut. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
826 Wow, i had no idea you were a model. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
827 Remember that's the move Eve showed our species back in the Garden. 1.3261 0.05159 138 103 25 10
828 I come here whenever I find myself missing Mom. 1.3261 0.05159 138 103 25 10
829 Representation matters. 1.3259 0.04440 135 94 38 3
830 I told you he'd been here. 1.3259 0.04799 135 97 32 6
831 It's a sign that we're on the right path. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
832 I told you we should have brought our birthday hats. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
833 Dang, when they told me Hank was ‘on the road’, I had no idea they meant on the road. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
834 Figured I'd adopt this highway. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
835 Sweetie, we've talked about this - unrealistic body expectations. 1.3258 0.05430 132 100 21 11
836 Seems straightforward to me. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
837 To quote Kosinski - the principle of true art is not to portray, but to evoke 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
838 Beauty standards today are so unattainable. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
839 It’s so life like, they really captured his spirit. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
840 The election is two years away and he’s already advertising. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
841 Lets wait for a deer, and cross with it. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
842 I can do that. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
843 I don't mean to brag, but my father posed for that sign. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
844 Right this way, and don’t forget your party hat. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
845 That's a waste of our tax dollars if ever I saw one. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
846 Which snake crossed the road? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
847 That's the before picture. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
848 It's called extreme Ssssssslithering 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
849 Know him? I used to date him 1.3239 0.04585 142 104 31 7
850 The DOT babe of the month is totally hot! 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
851 If that's not an invitation, I don't know what it. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
852 These billboards have gotten so salacious. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
853 This road’s friendly. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
854 Finally, a road sign in our language. 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
855 This must be the shortcut. 1.3233 0.04719 133 95 33 5
856 Nice curves, eh? 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
857 I’m getting real horny. How about you? 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
858 Best with no caption 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
859 as far as posters go,this one takes first prize! 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
860 Be careful, it’s an arrowhead snake. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
861 I was young and naive when I posed for that. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
862 Are they making fun of us? 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
863 Rest in peace; she died with her hat on. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
864 Finally, a little respect. 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
865 Can we sue for trademark infringement? 1.3226 0.04616 155 116 29 10
866 Damn, what’s her @? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
867 The deer? They have their own crossing about a mile from here. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
868 I guess I can't go up that road... my arthritis prevents me from twisting like that. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
869 Look. They remembered daddy. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
870 I think it's a stretch. 1.3220 0.04625 177 134 29 14
871 Ask her if she's got a friend for me. 1.3220 0.04797 118 85 29 4
872 We've been here days, where are all the chickens you promised? 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
873 It's a monument to Uncle Peter. He was run over by a truck 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
874 This roadway is just made for us! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
875 Eyes down here Mister! 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
876 My father posed for that. I'm so proud. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
877 My favorite stretch. 1.3214 0.04564 140 100 35 5
878 Since the election's over, he should take his sign down. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
879 When did they put a crosswalk here? 1.3214 0.04564 140 100 35 5
880 Why do they think our heads look like that? 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
881 What’s the reward if we find him? 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
882 Glad someone put up a sign giving us directions. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
883 That's unfortunate. I was planning to go right, left, right. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
884 So I said, "Sure, I'll pose." But they didn't say anything about the stupid hat. 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
885 They named a highway after us! 1.3208 0.05113 106 80 20 6
886 I told you this is a good route for us. 1.3208 0.05113 106 77 25 4
887 You take the left. I'll take the right. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
888 It's a memorial marker for your father. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
889 I’ll race you! 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
890 Stop looking at her curves! 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
891 One more curve and we’re snakes on the plains 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
892 I suppose they don't expect us to be crossing the road. 1.3203 0.04697 128 93 30 5
893 They got the head wrong again. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
894 Do you love it? It was my first modeling gig 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
895 It's getting so hard to live up to these unrealistic body images in the media. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
896 Did you ask for directions? I didn't... 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
897 I think we’re supposed to go this way. 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
898 See. I told you we weren’t lost. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
899 It’s my way or the highway! 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
900 I hate it when they post a picture of the victim on the scene of the accident. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
901 We can't feel good with today's beauty standards 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
902 Looks like a trap to me. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
903 I'm going to modeling school, one day that'll be me up there. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
904 See what I mean? We're being portrayed in a negative light. 1.3193 0.05328 119 90 21 8
905 Look, mama is in heaven! 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
906 That's only a suggestion. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
907 That must mean they built this path for us! 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
908 I'd hate to have his chiropractic bills. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
909 It's got to be photoshopped. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
910 Say what you will. She looks hot to me. 1.3188 0.04194 160 116 38 6
911 Finally one of us made it onto the walk of fame. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
912 Finally, a sign we can read. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
913 So, when did you sit for the portrait? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
914 Are we not getting something? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
915 ‘I want that hat!’ 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
916 I don’t know about you, but that looks a lot like Uncle Wilbur! 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
917 I used to date her. 1.3182 0.05074 110 81 24 5
918 I think it's called 'pornography'." 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
919 My father has the copyright. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
920 This guy must be famous. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
921 I'm no prude, but I don't think they should post centerfold pictures along the highway. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
922 Kim Kardashian ahead. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
923 I still look both ways. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
924 We must be that tall to go on this ride. 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
925 "His first modeling gig was a No U Turn sign." 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
926 They stole your move. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
927 Straight ahead. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
928 They made this just for us! 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
929 Hold on to my tail and we'll do this together 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
930 Twist and Shout! 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
931 Just because they have a diamond head doesn't mean those rattlers deserve a sign! 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
932 I think we're home! 1.3169 0.04727 142 109 23 10
933 My modeling career went south when I lost my hair. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
934 Been there, done that. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
935 My uncle posed for that sign! 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
936 Isn't she beautiful? 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
937 Isn't it beautiful! 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
938 You should see her sister! 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
939 With those amazing curves I knew Susan would be famous! 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
940 This sign is a cautionary tail 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
941 I hear she's doing some voice over work as well. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
942 This must be where we cross. 1.3154 0.04507 130 94 32 4
943 Sssexy sssign. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
944 Well la de da, what did he do to get a road named after him? 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
945 You’re right. It definitely feels like cultural appropriation. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
946 They did a grand job memorializing our mother. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
947 Yes, but it could be a trap. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
948 Are you sure we're taking the scenic route? 1.3150 0.04835 127 92 30 5
949 Who? Her? Yeah,we totally dated in college. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
950 When did we start advertising? 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
951 It's a sign, not a selfie. 1.3148 0.04860 108 76 30 2
952 Can you believe they paid me $1200 to pose for that thing? 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
953 Beats me what it means. Bob crawled out there a while back, imitated it perfectly, and got ran over by a truck so I'm not trying it. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
954 I did some modeling back in the day. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
955 I told you stardom would go to his head 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
956 That money to those lobbyists paid off. Our own crossing sogn. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
957 Seems self-explanatory 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
958 Reminds me of Uncle Ralph. He never made it to the other side of the road. 1.3137 0.05908 102 80 15 7
959 Am I being too sensitive, or do you find that sign offensive too? 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
960 It’s a trick, Kevin. We’ll get there faster on a plane. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
961 You'd think they'd have wiped Uncle Squirmy off that sign by now... 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
962 No, it's pronounced serpenteen. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
963 Motorists will be sure to stop with these crossing signs they've put in for us. 1.3134 0.04728 134 102 24 8
964 My preferred medium is oil. 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
965 It means lawyers ahead. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
966 Keep in mind they’re still upset about the whole ‘fall of man’ thing. 1.3134 0.05445 134 104 18 12
967 I actually posed for that! 1.3133 0.04349 150 108 37 5
968 I thought it was illegal to post dirty pictures in public. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
969 90 percent of it is Photoshop. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
970 The graphics always oversimplify. It's really a seven hour uphill slog. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
971 He was run over right here... 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
972 We raised her to be such a good little reptile too- and how does she thank us? Runs off to New York, becomes a model -and now just look at her; on billboards like this one all across the country. Shameless, just sham- Aaaah! I can't look anymore. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
973 We get up on the road and go straight, just like the sign says. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
974 I don't know whether to be cautious or flattered" 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
975 That's a "Wanted" poster for your crooked brother. 1.3125 0.04774 144 112 22 10
976 There is a relative ahead. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
977 I was more supple then… 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
978 Reminds me of my first wife. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
979 Wow, they really like us here 1.3125 0.04751 112 79 31 2
980 I think it tells those speeding objects to stop and let us cross. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
981 My body, my choice. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
982 And that’s your cousin Stanley after his encounter with a camper van. 1.3120 0.05069 125 95 22 8
983 Look Bob! A snake crossing!" 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
984 Is this a warning or a slur? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
985 See, they worship us. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
986 I told you! Straight ahead. 1.3115 0.05470 122 95 17 10
987 A true legend. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
988 Be careful - this intersection absolutely flattened my uncle. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
989 Friend of yours? 1.3113 0.05586 106 82 17 7
990 Well, it’s about time they gave US a crossing! 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
991 Pretty hot,right? 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
992 Finally. Someone who gets us. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
993 How else would you go? 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
994 That's Phil; he's on the interstate now. 1.3106 0.04580 132 95 33 4
995 It means “poisonous snake crossing.” You can tell by the triangular head. 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
996 OK, we made it. Now how do we get back ownership of our ancestral homeland? 1.3103 0.04807 116 83 30 3
997 So it looks like we just go straight. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
998 My mom posed for that back in the '40s. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
999 You see, Mike, I was right. This is the way to Jack's house. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
1000 See. Our species is advancing. We now have our own road crossing sign. 1.3101 0.04643 129 93 32 4
1001 Body like a back road. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1002 Caution, that's a highway to heaven. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1003 Poor guy! I told him to be careful that you don't end as a road sign 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1004 This section of road is dedicated to my Uncle Sid. He thought he was a racer. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1005 Is that your cousin, or what? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1006 That’s beware of snakes crossing the road sign. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1007 Hot damn! She's got more curves than Gina Boa Brigdita! 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1008 Interesting, but not an anatomically accurate depiction 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1009 It’s safe to go; that sign warns drivers that this is a snake crossing. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1010 Looks like cousin Sidewinder made good. 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1011 That can’t be natural 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1012 At least they're thinking of us. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1013 It's about representation. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
1014 Trust me, it's a crosswalk. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1015 I guess it's OK to cross here. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1016 Did they name the road after us? 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1017 She’s always been my favorite pinup girl! 1.3088 0.05475 136 107 16 13
1018 I wish the signs would acknowledge the fact that we're not all arrowheads! 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1019 Adopt-a-Highway is trying tailored marketing 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1020 What do you mean the "S" is silent? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1021 Will you please just ask him for directions. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1022 Don,t trust a sidewinder! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1023 Oh c’mon, like that’s hard. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1024 It's going to be great to finally have a viper crossing on this stretch." 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1025 I can't make heads or tails of it! 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1026 I dated her in college. 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
1027 Slither thou goest, I will follow. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1028 I think it's a Banksssssssy. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1029 Dude, the cars may slow down, but I'm pretty sure that is not a snake crossing sign. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1030 You go, I can't do expert trails anymore. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1031 That smear over there is Harvey. He thought it meant "snake crossing." 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1032 Now we know where Dad went. 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1033 That's Twisty. Must have been a road kill. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1034 It's not the cover of Vogue but its a start 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1035 That's my cousin Al 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
1036 I hate advertising. They expect us all to have that ideal body. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1037 Nice roadside memorial. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1038 Reunion thataway! 1.3066 0.04464 137 99 34 4
1039 It means "Snake-Crossing"; those incoming cars should stop for us. 1.3063 0.04753 111 84 22 5
1040 It's a sign for the yoga school 1.3063 0.05245 111 85 20 6
1041 When I was your age that stuff came in a brown paper wrapper. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1042 Looks like the hat store is just up ahead. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1043 She was a wonderful mother. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1044 Remember, always stay in your lane. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1045 I don't like what Betty has done to her hair 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1046 It's left, right, left. Got it son? 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1047 Please bow your head... Uncle Henry will always be remembered. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1048 Boy, those are some venom sacs on that fellow! 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1049 I don't have a hairpin with me, but I can shake, rattle and roll. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1050 I think they’re catching on. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1051 Told you our day would come! 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1052 It's a warning sign. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1053 All these years I thought that was a 'snake crossing' sign—no wonder drivers always look so surprised to see us. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1054 This was one of my first modeling jobs. 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1055 Remember Slo’ Joe? This where he gave it up. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1056 I wonder where we’ll wind up. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1057 I posed for the roadsign. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1058 Sure, it’s a sign, but it doesn’t *prove* the existence of snake heaven. 1.3051 0.05036 118 89 23 6
1059 I think it means we have the 'Right-of-Way' 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
1060 He is Risen 1.3051 0.04890 118 88 25 5
1061 Legs are still better! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1062 No BRO, I'm pretty sure that isn't a 'Reptile Dating' site. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1063 Carl! Keep your eyes on the road. 1.3048 0.05086 105 78 23 4
1064 That’s our sign. 1.3047 0.04648 128 93 31 4
1065 Wow. Look at the curves on that babe! 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
1066 Representation in public spaces is so important. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
1067 I'm pretty sure this is where we cross. 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
1068 Be proud of your legacy. Your grandfather was the model for those signs. 1.3043 0.05065 92 67 23 2
1069 I tried that move, was in bed unable to move for a week. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1070 Now that's my kinda road. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1071 See, I told you. Damian never made it across. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1072 I told you, this area is only for sidewinders. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1073 Sid's family got a settlement. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1074 This is an unexpected twist. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1075 Close your mouth dear. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1076 I told you she was a babe. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1077 I don't know about you, but I am getting strangely aroused. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1078 Another example of them appropriating our bodies. 1.3040 0.04575 125 93 28 4
1079 Yes, I'm a model. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1080 Frankly, I’m touched by the mere consideration. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
1081 Wow, they're not leaving much to the imagination... 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1082 You're probably right, it must be a snake crossing sign. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1083 Seems like copyright infringement to me?! 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1084 The sign means snake crossing, but it only pertains to poisonous snakes with triangular heads. 1.3037 0.04556 135 104 24 7
1085 It doesn't mean what you think it means. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1086 Everywhere I look -something reminds me of my ex. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1087 I tell ya...It's a trick" 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1088 If we lived here we'd be home. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1089 It's not what you think. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1090 Don’t fall for it … it’s a trap! 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1091 Those signs are for people, not sna- HOLY FUCK I CAN TALK! 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1092 …and this is a portrait of my great-grandfather. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1093 This is where Dave played his last game of Chicken. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1094 That sign captures my identity 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
1095 Your modeling career has really taken off. 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
1096 I think Paul McCarthy said it best. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1097 Great, they couldn’t think of a better name? 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1098 I'd sue for copyright infringement if we had a leg to stand on. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1099 It's the road to Asp-in 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1100 I can never make a straight line. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1101 I sure like her figure! 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1102 My family portraits are hung along the best highways in America. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1103 Are they mocking us? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1104 See! I told you I would be a model. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1105 I knew I recognized you. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1106 I was on the construction team. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1107 See honey, I told you we weren't lost. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1108 For all of our sacrifices, it's nice to know we have had an impact. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1109 Gonna need a chiropractor 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1110 I’m pretty sure it’s a trick. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1111 Yes I can see the resemblance but it's a bit too abstract for my taste. 1.3019 0.05221 106 80 21 5
1112 I think it looks more like me, actually 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1113 Long wait, are you sure this is a personalized bus stop 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1114 Nice but yours are real. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1115 I can tell from the picture that she has had some work done. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1116 See, I told you. It's a straight shot from here. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1117 Maybe we should turn around. I can’t bend like that anymore. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1118 This is our type of road" 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
1119 It’s a false flag. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1120 It's just another instance of body shaming. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1121 Hey, it's better than a fork in the road! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1122 Cubism? No, it’s clearly a work of geometric figurism. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1123 That must be where we go when we die... 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1124 That’s just offensive. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1125 Here we have a public installation of post-modern self-portraiture. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1126 First they run you over. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1127 If they only knew that he was really one way. 1.3008 0.04463 133 101 26 6
1128 We're engaged. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1129 These body standards are getting ridiculous! 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1130 I don't know, looks like a trick to me. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1131 Okay but which way to the ladies room? 1.3000 0.04031 120 92 24 4
1132 I've already got my agent and lawyer working on NIL lawsuit." 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1133 Reminds me of mom. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1134 The long and winding road……. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1135 She was always a showoff. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1136 Finally, some recognition beyond that Eve thing 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1137 Sure,I get it. But what about her personality? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1138 These billboards show such unrealistic body types! 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
1139 That's the sign we've been waiting for! 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1140 You know she photo-shopped that pic 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
1141 It’s is a long and winding road. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1142 Looks like a viper trail 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1143 The roadside memorial for my brother. He was slower than the semi. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1144 Finally, a road we can call our own. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1145 Is that you wearing a lamp shade on your head? 1.2991 0.04585 117 84 31 2
1146 Do you ever wonder if life’s imitating art? 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1147 I modelled for it. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1148 I hate those stereotypes! 1.2991 0.04641 107 76 30 1
1149 Verb, noun, and now we’re a street sign. Not bad, eh? 1.2991 0.05510 107 84 16 7
1150 I saw that dance move on TikTok!! 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1151 It's rather Dali-esk, if you ask me. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1152 This is how you know you're in a nanny state. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1153 Don’t feel insecure — these things are always Photoshopped. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1154 Chickens can cross, but we have the right of way. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
1155 is that our cousin, Albert? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1156 Rumor has it that used to be Uncle Sid... 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1157 Implants, definitely.” 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1158 This is the sign Aunt Jane modeled for. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1159 He was headed north when a grandmother on a Harley deliberately ran him over on this spot. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1160 I think we’ll have to scale it. 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1161 I can’t dance either, but I’m sure we are invited anyway. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1162 'Frankly, she just seems unattainable.' 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1163 How nice. A snake crossing sign just for us! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1164 You're right -- it does kind of look like Bob. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1165 Have you ever seen a snake with a head or tail like that? 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1166 Once in a while they get it right. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1167 Thank goodness, they're finally going to give us a crosswalk 1.2973 0.04889 111 81 27 3
1168 Snake crossing? Yeh... like I’m gonna trust your vision. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1169 I suspect that it’s a yoga class. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1170 I don't think they make Snake Crossing signs. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1171 Love this stretch of road. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1172 It’s just a metaphor. 1.2973 0.04805 111 83 24 4
1173 She bit so many hitchhikers they made a sign in her honor. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1174 I told you I was famous. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1175 Everybody looks at him and he’s got his nose in the air…he’s just too uppity for me. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1176 This looks familiar… 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1177 It’s like a deer crossing, but for us. 1.2970 0.05548 101 78 17 6
1178 It’s the universally recognized symbol for “you are here”, but no map? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1179 Not as nice as the ones in Egypt, but it's still flattering. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1180 Our first supermodel. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1181 Uncle Harry’s running for the school board. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1182 I see these everywhere. I guess uncle Jake is running for congress again 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1183 Looks like an exciting adventure! 1.2966 0.04223 118 88 27 3
1184 This was the modeling gig that resulted in long-term disability. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1185 Did you get any further gigs? 1.2966 0.04786 118 89 24 5
1186 That yellow sign memorializes my Uncle Wormley, who lost his life trying to cross at this point. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1187 those diamond head rattlers get all the attention! 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
1188 How inclusive... a crossing sign just for us! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1189 Is this what mamma meant by getting ahead in life? 1.2963 0.03577 135 105 26 4
1190 I know it’s inviting but I think it’s a trap…. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1191 I told you our cousin Cecil was famous 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1192 I think I’m in love 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
1193 Humans and their belief in an afterlife. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1194 I guess there's a whole community of us up the road. Shall we go? 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
1195 Yes, it’s a bit institutional, but still a fitting tribute to granddad. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1196 I'm still digesting this. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1197 Just go straight on: you can’t miss it. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1198 And you wonder why I'm never happy with my body. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1199 Hey! That looks like us! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1200 You know, I dated her before she was famous…. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1201 Caution: flat snake. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1202 Sssssshe musssst be famousssss! 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1203 I said it’s flattening, not flattering. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1204 Where is the fork? 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1205 I think it's a snake crossing sign. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
1206 Scan it, I think it's a new dating app. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1207 Uncle Squigley was so proud to have his image on this curve! 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1208 I cannot condone pornography. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1209 We're now up there with deer and cattle. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1210 There's your Uncle Leo. He made it big, modeling highway signs. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1211 She's even prettier in person. 1.2951 0.04461 122 88 32 2
1212 None of your relatives are that way. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1213 This is our Thelma and Louise moment 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1214 My lawyer says I can sue for copyright infringement. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1215 A bit abstract but so was the artist's model, who I dated for awhile. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1216 Did you know that Shirley's daughter went into modelling? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1217 Told you I'd find the way home. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1218 It snakes ahead. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1219 We’re safe to cross. That means “Carefull, snake in the road “! 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1220 See, didn’t I tell you she was into modeling? 1.2946 0.04327 112 85 25 2
1221 I was hoping for a stone monument. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1222 That commemorates those who didn't make it across. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1223 This is sorta what your dad looked like before he got squished. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1224 I'm not sure I'll ever get over her...I see her everywhere I look. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1225 He just came to a certain point in his life 1.2941 0.05136 102 77 21 4
1226 Don't let the sign fool you, it's a death trap for us. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1227 We’ve finally been taken into the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion club! 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1228 I dare you. Or are you chicken? 1.2941 0.04676 119 87 29 3
1229 We're screwed. 1.2941 0.04443 136 100 32 4
1230 Trust me. It's not for us. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1231 Go ahead. I bet you can cross in 10 seconds… flat. 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
1232 They call it anthropomorphism" 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1233 Thank goodness, Mom leaves a note when cellphone reception is poor. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1234 I think it is a trap. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1235 I always like to discover myself on my road trips. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1236 Anyone we know? 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1237 You're right, they did make you look fat! 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1238 And this is her picture after the bus ran over her. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1239 Yep. The bus should be here any minute. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1240 How'd they get that great picture of Uncle Ed? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1241 We run this town! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1242 It’s photoshopped, nobody looks that good.” 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1243 Watch out… there’s snakes in the road. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1244 I knew him when he was just a snake in the grass. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1245 That’s a pretty sick joke if you ask me! 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1246 I told him to watch the signs 1.2921 0.05582 89 68 17 4
1247 Don't they know it's faster if you go in a straight line? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1248 It's my high school picture. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1249 The cone is to prevent it from biting at its tail. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1250 It means the right lane's more dangerous than a black mamba. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
1251 that's the road sign for snake crossing. 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
1252 I told you this is our road. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1253 Porn! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1254 Dad posed for three days for this one. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1255 They haven’t hired me as a road engineer since. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1256 Let’s look for the snake pit just beyond the slither. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1257 I'd like to see them try. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1258 I thought they only made forks in the road. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1259 Imitation is the highest form of flattery. 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1260 That’s an easy curve for us. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1261 It’s a beautiful likeness. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1262 I really like those curves, but I'm straight. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1263 I think it means we can safely cross here. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1264 They think we’ll fall for this scam. They’ve got another think coming. 1.2913 0.05455 103 80 17 6
1265 Don't listen to them humans, just go straight across. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1266 Yes, getting the trademark was a long and windy road. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1267 Do you know how I long I had to pose for that picture?! 1.2913 0.04806 103 77 23 3
1268 If they're trying to say your dad looks better in a hat, I don't think they pulled it off. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1269 Remember back when we still looked like that? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1270 It’s bold, but it’s not a likeness. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1271 What does she have that I don't? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1272 I told you we are on the right route. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1273 So I guess we go straight. 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
1274 It's a giant one of us ahead 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1275 No worries. Look at that sign. We’re definitely going the right way. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1276 Signs like these really contribute to unrealistic beauty standards. 1.2903 0.05089 93 70 20 3
1277 Fred, that's about the sexiest picture I've ever seen, but I've been up and down the road and can't spot her anywhere. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
1278 Sure, she looks great, but they airbrush the heck out of those images. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1279 I’m more of a Hey Jude kinda guy. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1280 This was originally one our pioneer highways. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1281 My cousin Marvin posed for that sign. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1282 Just follow the sign. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1283 Look, I don't see it as mocking us, I see it as a compliment. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1284 My teenage son has the exact same pinup in his room. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1285 I guess we’re better adapted to mountain travel than anyone thought 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
1286 Humans call it a snaking road. We call it a straight shot. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1287 What a great tribute. I think it looks just like Pop. 1.2899 0.04388 138 102 32 4
1288 Looks like Bud's getting creative with his haircuts again. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1289 It's so cool knowing that our ancestors paved these rodes in our image 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1290 They always said he was a straight arrow until he crossed over to the other side. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1291 Grandma was always photogenic 1.2895 0.05246 114 89 18 7
1292 It’s in memory of my mother, who crossed here ‘65. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1293 Nice of them to honour our ancestors this way. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1294 It's such an unrealistic body image. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1295 I'm sure that's the way we go.... 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1296 Finally, a highway just for us. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1297 I've always felt this kind of sign redundant. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1298 Obviously it's a snake crossing . 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1299 Don't cross here. The sign is a dead giveaway. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1300 You're staring. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1301 It’s an ‘ess’ curve, not ‘sss’. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1302 It may not look like much, but I'm honored to be so immortalized. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1303 Uncle Zeke was such a showoff! 1.2889 0.04054 135 102 29 4
1304 Yes, but is it art? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1305 I see you've been posing again. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1306 I call it roadside porn 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1307 That means it's safe for snakes to proceed across. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1308 She's had work done, obviously. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1309 Nature gets me. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1310 I guess Marvin posted that selfie he took. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1311 A squiggle too much cultural appropriation, don't you think? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1312 Caution,snake in the road 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1313 It is nice to finally have some representation in the media. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1314 Guess we just keep going straight ahead? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1315 Look both ways before you cross, or you’ll end up on one of these posts like that guy did. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1316 They’re onto us. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1317 Do you have any idea what effect this will have on snake body image? 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1318 I'm not one to brag, but that sign looks eerily like us. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1319 Just ignore it. I know a shorter route. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1320 They must think we're over thataway! 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1321 Maybe it's a trap? 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1322 There but for the grace of God go I. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1323 No one could bend it like Bernie. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1324 I don't think these snake crossing signs work. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1325 I don't recognize him, do you? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1326 My doctor said my X-Rays would would be private. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1327 My Senator has been promising for years a new snakeway underpass here. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1328 This must be the way. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1329 Is that my dad? 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1330 Your picture again! You're such a show off. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1331 Maybe in my younger days, but I’m on the straight and narrow now. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1332 wow...that would hurt... 1.2869 0.05519 122 97 15 10
1333 I’m stealing that for my yoga dream board. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1334 Not much help to a sidewinder 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1335 I still want to check Waze. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1336 Stupid humans think we can fly. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1337 See that? They love us. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1338 And they said I'd always be a snake in the grass. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1339 Trying that move was why I ended up working with the Chiropractor. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1340 That painter really captured Grandpa's dance moves. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1341 Honestly, I don't see the resemblance. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1342 I never thought they would think of us 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1343 It’s an sssssss curve 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1344 Of course it's just a sign, but don't you think there's something sexy about it? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1345 Did you see the speed limit sign? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1346 Is it someone you know ? 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1347 He just hasn't been the same since he turned pro. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1348 Trust me - road trips are not actually fun. 1.2857 0.05427 98 77 16 5
1349 Did they ever figure out why the chicken did it? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1350 I come out here to find myself. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1351 See, Who needs Google maps? 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1352 A memorial to my Dad! 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1353 I'll be glad when we no longer have to see all these electioneering ads. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1354 That’s your Uncle Charlie - he was a great guy. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1355 I'm telling ya - "Pole dancers ahead!" 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1356 I think it means we're supposed to cross here. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1357 Talk about a pinup model! 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1358 Airbrushed, I’m telling’ ya. Nobody looks that good without some help. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1359 I told him to look both ways.” 1.2843 0.05000 102 78 20 4
1360 I knew him before he became famous. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1361 That’s a nice Memorial to uncle Bern 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1362 I call it “Self-Portrait # 6” 1.2843 0.05000 102 78 20 4
1363 Yeah, she was one sexy bitch! 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1364 So for us, it's a straight shot from here. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1365 They need to get this straightened out. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1366 You’re full of it, thats not a picture of your dad. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
1367 No it doesn't make your ass look flat. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1368 I wish I was that flexible 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1369 Why can’t you be more like your cousin Phil? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1370 i think its a trick 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1371 Your turn to thumb a ride. 1.2835 0.04015 127 93 33 1
1372 She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when she comes! 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1373 I think they could have found a better way to honor Uncle Leo. 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
1374 Now this highway is worth adopting. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1375 It might mean Single girls ahead. We should go check it out. 1.2832 0.04527 113 85 25 3
1376 I was somewhat more limber when I modeled for that one. 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1377 Forget it. We’re not chickens. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1378 You can't miss it. It's straight ahead 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1379 What a weird head. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1380 It means 'Straight Ahead' 1.2830 0.04596 106 77 28 1
1381 Five years of yoga, and I still don't I can do that! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1382 Well, I call it "appropriation." 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1383 I don't know about you, but I've got a serious snake boner. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1384 I think it means it is safe to cross here. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1385 I saw her first! 1.2828 0.04771 99 74 23 2
1386 You see? They do love us! 1.2828 0.04549 99 71 28 0
1387 They say this is the Route 66 hissstorical highway. 1.2828 0.05568 99 78 15 6
1388 Residuals? Sadly, I let them talk me into a one time fee. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1389 How did Cousin Scales get to become a poster star? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1390 Now that's what I call a sexy sign! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1391 I've seen signs for deer or people, but never for us. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1392 No one seems to heed our new Snake Crossing sign. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1393 Looks like it is straight ahead! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1394 Let's take turns navigating our way up to the top. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1395 Should be safe with this crossing sign. 1.2826 0.05315 92 71 17 4
1396 See for yourself, they haven't corrected it ! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1397 So, what sign were YOU born under? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1398 Finally, a straight road! 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1399 That’s the kind of hat I want! 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1400 I just wanted to show you that Joe finally found some direction in life. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1401 Thank goodness they finally put up snake crossing signs! 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1402 Of course it's safe, it's just for us 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1403 They named this stretch of the highway after grandpa Joe. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1404 Bernie always wanted more than just being a snake in the grass. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1405 It's a "Watch for Sidewinders" sign. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1406 A long distant relative 1.2818 0.05024 110 85 20 5
1407 Finally good directions 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1408 Home! We're going home! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1409 At last, the road of our ancestors. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1410 Looks about right to me. 1.2816 0.05054 103 79 20 4
1411 It's a memorial to those who've slithered here before. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1412 This is where the bus stops for the snake convention. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1413 It's so nice they named this highway after Mom. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1414 He looks familiar, but I can’t place the face 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1415 It’s Piet Mondrian’s portrait of my father. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1416 It's a memorial to my Dad who was flattened by a car. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1417 I guess we’re famous around here 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1418 No one shimmies like your sister Kate. 1.2812 0.06231 96 77 11 8
1419 Well, I certainly shed enough skin over this at the town council, but they finally built us a snake road. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1420 I call this section of the highway “twist and shout”! 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1421 Says go straight… 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1422 Must be our crosswalk. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1423 I think she is down this road, but you go first. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1424 Is there any other way?!" 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1425 Want to play chicken? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1426 They see us, they really see us! 1.2807 0.04907 114 88 21 5
1427 He looks nothing like his Tinder profile... 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1428 Obviously it's not a sign. It's a symbol. 1.2807 0.04664 114 87 23 4
1429 See? I told you there was a road for snakes. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1430 Why does it have an arrowhead instead of a face? 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1431 More cultural appropriation! 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1432 I’ve had it with these unrealistic body types the media keeps portraying. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1433 This is where mom got her first modeling gig. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1434 I think it's a memorial to my uncle Bob. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1435 I actually prefer the hairpin curve; it pays more. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1436 Huge straightaway ahead. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1437 That's not me! I never, ever pose nude. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1438 He has to wear a funny hat, but the pay's good. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1439 When did you pose for that emoji? 1.2800 0.04837 100 76 21 3
1440 It means "My way or the highway" 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1441 I asked you where you laid those eggs 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
1442 Can you twerk? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1443 Stop drooling, Norman. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1444 It's a slippery slope but you know you're tempted. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1445 I guess this is where we’re supposed to cross. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1446 Get your mind out of the gutter. 1.2796 0.05993 93 75 11 7
1447 It marks the sacred land of those we have lost. 1.2796 0.05154 93 71 19 3
1448 Feeling lucky? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1449 I find that sign triggering. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1450 It's fun to watch them take that last curve 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1451 Snakes have right of way in California 1.2793 0.04278 111 80 31 0
1452 I told you to ask for directions! 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1453 I think it's a rather good likeness of me. 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
1454 Uncle Al’s always been a show-off. 1.2793 0.04465 111 81 29 1
1455 Nice to finally see ourselves represented in the media, right? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1456 Okay, but what about the downhill traffic? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1457 It's a memorial to my Uncle Slim. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1458 I've always loved that picture of you. 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1459 My father paved the way. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1460 I guess we're supposed to turn right here! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1461 My cousin Arnie designed this section. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1462 I don’t understand why they need a warning sign 1.2788 0.05012 104 80 20 4
1463 I suppose you wish I looked more like her? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1464 I used to cross wherever I wanted to. 1.2788 0.04625 104 76 27 1
1465 See? All snakes go to heaven! 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1466 It’s a sign showing the way to Heaven. 1.2787 0.04547 122 91 28 3
1467 Wow,these billboards are really getting explicit. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1468 I think this guy speaks another language. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1469 She's a little flat for my taste." 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1470 You know what a deer crossing is…this is for us. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1471 I’m not litigious, but this is identity theft. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1472 I always did love that photo of Mom. 1.2783 0.04711 115 89 22 4
1473 I haven't actually seen a pointy headed snake. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1474 ★☆☆☆☆ [1/5] Very deadly. Would not recommend. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1475 Quit lusting. She's not real. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1476 These roadside memorials used to have flowers 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1477 Yes I grew up with him. Now that he is a big muckity muck, he won’t have anything to do with me… 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1478 Sometimes I wish I was poisonous! 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1479 Maybe the curves mean there's females up ahead. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1480 It was an honor that this road was named after you uncle. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1481 Leo is so vain - posting pictures of himself everywhere. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1482 You grandfather posed for that just before he was run over by a tour bus. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1483 I told you I lost my mother around here. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1484 I thought I was tired of representative art, but this is really compelling 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1485 That's some bad posture right there. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1486 That's where snakekillers go to go to find their hearts. . 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1487 It was your great, great, grandfather that posed for that. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1488 So that’s what happened to Bruce 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1489 Oh good, this looks like the way home! 1.2772 0.04476 101 73 28 0
1490 If this was all they were planning to do with the place, I don’t know why they such a fuss about that damn apple. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1491 I understand he died instantly. I love it that humans erected this memorial to him. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1492 Nobody else obeys that sign. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1493 Just be yourself. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1494 Such a fitting tribute for all those who have gone before. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1495 They put this up when Mom adopted this road. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1496 Well, he said he'd leave us a map. 1.2771 0.05892 83 66 12 5
1497 Finally, someone appreciates us. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1498 It's your Nanna. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1499 Hey Slim, I think he’s doing your signature move! 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1500 Success has really gone to his tail. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1501 Every where I go I'm reminded of mother. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1502 This memorial would mean everything to Dad. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1503 More body shaming. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1504 Adam’s revenge. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1505 Definitely anti-reptilian. 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
1506 You know she's photoshopped, right? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1507 She’s gorgeous. 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
1508 A special little something to top up our bucket list or should we kick it up a notch in the now? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1509 He was such a self-promoter. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1510 I love it too, but it took me a long time before I realized that the top of my head was never going to be pointy like that. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1511 We can't cross here it's reserved for sidewinders. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1512 I'm not that fat, am I?" 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1513 Do you think they're taking the pissssssss? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1514 From here it's just a straight shot through the mountains. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1515 Told you we should have patented it. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1516 I told you we’d find triangle head up the road. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1517 I have no idea why they put pornography where anyone can see it. 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
1518 Who cares about her mind? Look at that amazing slither! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1519 I swear, they named it after me. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1520 Yup.Shiela was the model. Who else has curves like those? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1521 Our ancestors built this highway. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1522 When did you have your portrait drawn? 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
1523 I used to be a life model. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1524 You see art. I see porn. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1525 Just follow those signs to the chiropractor. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1526 If I did that I'd need a chirpractor. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1527 Yes I did paint that sign. Why do you ask? 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1528 Ehh! My kid could do that. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1529 Doesn't that picture remind you of Hissler's Mother? 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1530 Fun guy. Too bad he crossed at the wrong place, wrong time. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1531 My first modeling job. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1532 Maybe that guy can help us find our way. He has a great view. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1533 Be careful, there may be a venomous snake ahead. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1534 Looks like a set up to me. 1.2755 0.05577 98 78 14 6
1535 The snake yoga studio is just down the road. 1.2755 0.05577 98 78 14 6
1536 I posed for that sign. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1537 That's just for poisonous snakes! We can cross here, unless you're chicken! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1538 don't say we didn't warn them about what's around the next curve. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1539 I’m glad they have snake crossings here. 1.2752 0.04585 109 88 16 5
1540 All Hail The Squiggly One! 1.2750 0.03918 120 95 21 4
1541 No, it does not mean 'Snake Crossing.' 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1542 Not once has she passed a sobriety check! 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1543 My way IS the highway. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1544 ‘Snakes up ahead’ was not the right answer. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1545 It's a good portrait, but they didn't get your good side. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1546 You see, I told you that your father was famous 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1547 See? They’ll know to slow down for us 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1548 I think it's a memorial to Charlie! 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
1549 The family is suing for trademark infringement. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1550 think the pointy hat he's wearing might be a religious thing. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1551 They just can’t get my head right! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1552 I can't move like that with my back issues. We'll have to take a cab. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1553 Dude, you're famous! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1554 And here's our family's Adopt A Highway marker. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
1555 Wherever we wind up, at least we’re together. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1556 I wonder what it was he said or did to have to wear the dunce cap. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1557 Looks more like your family. 1.2745 0.04858 102 78 21 3
1558 So THAT is how the worm turns! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1559 The head and tail need work. 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
1560 That is a trick, just cross. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
1561 Unrealistic body standards create a toxic environment. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1562 I come by here every day, but I've never actually seen her. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1563 We should proceed cautiously—looks like triangles are braining snakes up ahead. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1564 I'm offended, but I can't articulate why. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1565 Here we have an Expressionist portrait from the late twentieth century. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1566 How about a 180? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1567 Pfffft … I could do that. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1568 Does that mean we should take the highway? 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
1569 Let's go until we find the fork. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1570 Don't slither and drive. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1571 It’s something our ancestors did long, long ago. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
1572 And we get no residuals. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1573 Do you think she’s prettier than me? 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
1574 It makes you proud. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1575 Looks like we just keeping going straight. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1576 Mmm... I'd love to bump into her in a mating ball.. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1577 I feel they owe us royalties. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1578 We don’t really need these directions since we got GPS 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1579 I’m telling you, it’s a private road for snakes…what are you worried about? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1580 Feels like copyright infringement. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1581 This sign verifies we were here before the highway. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1582 Everywhere you look...porn 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1583 The question is: Will they see us? 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1584 I fucked her 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1585 I just filed the lawsuit. We'll be rich! 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1586 I'd swipe right on her. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1587 Never mind the sign. Let's go get that chicken! 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
1588 Maybe this is a sign the world really WAS made for us... 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1589 It’s not a free peep show, you idiot! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1590 This is where Gramps got run over. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1591 This is where he wanted to be buried. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1592 Wow. That does look just like Mom. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1593 It’s been three days, I don’t the bus is coming. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1594 our ticket to paradise 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1595 Honestly, I don't think that's a good portrait of you. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1596 Road trip!!! 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1597 It's called impressionism. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1598 Someone apparently feels we're dangerous. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1599 Did they ask for photo permission? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1600 Freddie would have been so proud of this memorial 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1601 Why did the cobra cross the road? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1602 You could sue them for copyright infringement. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1603 I think it's a selfie. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1604 Don't get rattled-- it's just a windy road. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1605 I can totally do this dance move. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1606 Yeah you're right. Why did the chicken? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1607 This looks like the crossing. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1608 I’m thrilled that they honored Dad 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1609 Dude thinks he’s Brad Pitt now. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1610 The road of life is full of twists and turns. And that’s just the way we like it. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1611 Someone thinks we’re stupid! 1.2719 0.04791 114 89 20 5
1612 It’s a sign. We need to scale up. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1613 Looks easy, but it's a G ride with traffic. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1614 I don’t care if she’s an arrow. I still love her. 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1615 Not everything is about you. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1616 You’re right, it IS the spitting image of Uncle Louie! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1617 Now I'm sorry I voted for him! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1618 The long and winding road that leads to your hole 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1619 Do you get the sense we're just art imitating life imitating art? 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1620 THAT'S GRANDPA! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1621 Is that a road sign or a picture of Chuck? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1622 This is one of my earlier model portraits, I knew I would eventually show the way. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1623 I'm still waiting for my royalty check. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1624 Do you know anyone who survived that way home? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1625 He never moves. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1626 It's a clear case of patent infringement. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1627 Nice hat. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1628 I think it means that we can cross here. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1629 and then they named a highway after him 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1630 I knew her before she was famous. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1631 I have sweet memories of us snaking around those bends. 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1632 That officially shows we're allowed to cross. You go first. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1633 You try looking like that after 25 kids, Carl 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1634 Look at those curves----sexy. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1635 That reminds me, how’s your sister doing? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1636 What should we do? We're not sidewinders! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1637 That, my daughter, is a tribute to Thordoor. creator of CARSWERVE . 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1638 ... great uncle Phil. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1639 I see the sign but where's the strip club? 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1640 Pay up! Told you there was a designated snake crossing. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1641 Hmmm. More of us around the curve! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1642 Quicker than as the crow flies 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1643 Your mom is so famous. I see her photo everywhere. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1644 Do they have to use Barbie proportions for these signs? 1.2705 0.05079 122 99 16 7
1645 But how far did he get? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1646 Your place or mine?" 1.2703 0.05543 74 57 15 2
1647 Shall we sue them for plagiarism? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1648 Mom says this is what happens to snakes that don't eat their vegetables. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1649 Oh how they worship us! 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1650 Well, sure. That’s one way to get there. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1651 I feel we're being given a sign. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1652 This monument proves the bipeds are finally given us the respect we deserve. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1653 If you stay on the stripe, you might make it home. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1654 I’m not really a fan of abstract expressionism when it comes to portraits. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1655 Walk like an Egyptian? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1656 At last, a road just for us! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1657 It's the spitting image of Granddad. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1658 My Grandpa was the Surveyor’s Assistant for this road. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1659 Sidewinder crossing? 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1660 I swear, that looks just like my ex-wife. 1.2698 0.03723 126 98 25 3
1661 O-la-la! 1.2698 0.04702 126 99 21 6
1662 It's my cousin. He has a very good PR team. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1663 Makes you feel kinda proud, don't it? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1664 I'll tell you where it leads: the promised land. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1665 I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1666 Don't know about you but I really don't like to follow directions. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1667 They have them for deer too. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1668 is that for me or you? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1669 That's a caution sign. You remember what happened to Clyde. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1670 As if its that easy. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1671 So, what's the big deal? Why do they need a sign? 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1672 Don’t know anyone with a pointy head like that, you? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1673 It’s nice that it starts to draw drivers’ attention to us. I’ve lost many members of my family on this road. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1674 Looks like your house is 3 miles straight ahead. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1675 You're right, she's hot. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1676 Another unrealistic body expectation. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1677 I’m flexible. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1678 I'm glad they finally put up a sign. It's going to save so many lives! 1.2692 0.04680 104 80 21 3
1679 Okay, you tell me...just where is that chicken going to cross? 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1680 Personally, I prefer Pilates to calisthenics. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1681 I think I already know how to cross the road. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1682 That’s unrealistic beauty standards. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1683 It's in honor of my late cousin Sammy. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1684 This is our path! 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1685 Now I finally understand what “serpentine” means. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1686 This is our crossing. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1687 What’s your next great idea? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1688 One day soon all genders will be welcome here. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1689 Snake crossing. Follow me. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1690 I negotiated a six cent royalty payment for every sign. 1.2685 0.04671 108 84 21 3
1691 Finally … A road we can handle! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1692 Art imitates life? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1693 We should be receiving royalties for the use of our patented highway designs. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1694 Let’s take a right here. 1.2683 0.04407 123 95 24 4
1695 It’s a living. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1696 Looks a lot like Ed. 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1697 Doesn't it get you in the mood, honey? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1698 There's nothing like a little body shaming 1.2680 0.05388 97 77 15 5
1699 Why can't they just come out and say that this road is snaky. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1700 Wasn't it nice of them to put up a memorial marker for Seth? 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1701 Should we sue? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1702 It resonates with me, but my girlfriend prefers “Dangerous Curves Ahead.” 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1703 This section of the Interstate is named in honor of our grandfather! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1704 But we're straight! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1705 Looks like a venomous road ahead. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1706 It was love at first sight. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1707 If I wanted a jawline like that I'd suck on a stack of Doritos. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1708 Happy birthday darling,I really think the artist has captured your essence. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1709 Boa bypass. Traffic is a choke. 1.2673 0.04749 101 78 20 3
1710 I see Uncle Sid has gotten that job he wanted! 1.2673 0.04749 101 78 20 3
1711 I say just follow your gut. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1712 Don't worry. If you can pass the 'I'm not a robot test,' you can pass the road hazard test. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1713 It means this road is reserved for triangular headed venomous snakes, not garden varieties like us. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1714 Maybe on our anniversary…if you’re lucky. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1715 I find that sign terribly offensive. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1716 I think they’re on to us! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1717 Copyright? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1718 Your late grandmother was the model. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1719 I’ve never really understood abstract art. 1.2667 0.04543 105 78 26 1
1720 Jeez. More road sign porn. 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1721 I'm offended by the crude depiction, but I'm also cold-blooded. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1722 It’s a warning of what happens when you try to cross. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1723 We should go back and ask the chicken. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1724 Yep, that's your Uncle Garter's Memorial Highway. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1725 What do you think? Swipe left? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1726 Nobody I recognize . . . with that head. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1727 So, how's your dad? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1728 It's in memory of your uncle Pete, who got flattened here. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1729 They don't call it serpentine for nothing. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1730 Is it modern or post-modern? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1731 What's it like to have a highway named after you? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1732 I think we found our Yellow Brick Road 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1733 It's quite a nice likeness to commemorate his passing 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1734 I know it when I see it and that’s pornography. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1735 I thought you'd be more photogenic. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1736 Now I see why the artist had me wear the tricorn hat. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1737 Looks like we took a wrong slither. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1738 Body standards are wild these days 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1739 The buffalo, deer and antelope all tipped me to this crossing point. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1740 It happened on this curve. Blacky was like a brother to me. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1741 Maybe we should find another place to cross. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1742 Signs, they're just like us. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1743 My wife keeps me on the straight and narrow. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1744 She’s got dangerous curves. 1.2658 0.05614 79 62 14 3
1745 So that's why he crossed the road. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1746 Thank goodness we've found our way home. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1747 Now....she's curvaceous!!!! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1748 It's the scenic route 1.2653 0.04822 98 76 19 3
1749 I always thought Harry would make it to the big time. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1750 We thought a memorial would be nice to wish my uncle peace after his accident. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1751 Isn't that Fred? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1752 See what happens when you ingest an arrowhead… 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1753 It is written, we must follow the way of the Great Snake. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1754 Why do people presume they can tell us how to travel? 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1755 That’s where you go if you try to cross the road. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1756 Provocative. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1757 Your great-grandfather was the original pathfinder for this stretch. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1758 I ended up at the chiropractor after posing for that one. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1759 I’ve always said, the greatest designs of all come directly from nature. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1760 Um … I’m not sure. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1761 I'd kill to have a curvy asp like that. 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1762 R.I.P. Bob. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1763 Yes, Granddaddy was really a trail blazer! 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1764 I think it's some kind of sign. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1765 Let's sign up for belly dance! 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1766 It means "put your party hat on." 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1767 I could never get those modeling jobs. 1.2647 0.05561 102 83 12 7
1768 The perspective is off. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1769 You got this. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1770 Told you this was the direct route! 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1771 That's what it says, but don't you believe it. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1772 I'm not as flexible as I use to be 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1773 I always miss Mom around the holidays. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1774 We have the right of way, they have to stop for us. 1.2644 0.04755 87 64 23 0
1775 You really want me to try that? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1776 The letter writing campaign finally worked. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1777 They're on to us. We really have to find a better hiding place. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1778 You’re very photogenic! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1779 Sssssssssssssssss. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1780 The head’s a little pointy, but not bad. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1781 So you think she's pretty? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1782 That is so demeaning! We don't have pointy heads! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1783 I think this means this road is just for us... 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1784 That's what you look like if a semi gets you! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1785 You will like it - it's a creepy road. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1786 Lets go left. There are poisonous snakes to the right. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1787 I smell a rat. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1788 So beautiful. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1789 What a lovely portrait of grandmother. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1790 Many make this pilgrimage, but very few survive to tell the tale. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1791 No,that's not Mom,it's Aunt Susan. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1792 I've always wondered how they know where to put the snake crossing signs. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
1793 It doesn't quite capture my curves. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1794 THEY call it a road sign. I call it cultural appropriation. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1795 You go first. I’ll see you on the other side. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1796 It’s about time they memorialized Nigel. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1797 Venomous curve ahead. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1798 You'd think the family could have left some flowers or maybe a candle at least 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1799 I guess Mom went this way. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1800 They want to show us the way. C'mon, what's the worst that can happen? 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
1801 Trust me, stick to this side of the road and you'll be fine. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1802 I'm confused... 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1803 Looks like smooth sailing from here. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1804 He left home at an early age. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1805 I'm telling' you Herb, she's haunting me with her picture every where I go. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1806 That reminds me of Uncle Milton and his shortcuts! 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1807 It's about time! We can cross the road safely now. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1808 How come they have a picture of Uncle Harry? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1809 Not to worry, it's just around the bend. 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1810 The same guy painted me as did that leaping deer sign 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1811 Yes, it LOOKS like a warning sign to drivers for snakes crossing. But note. It's two dimensional. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1812 Certain liberties were taken, but worth it for immortality. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1813 It’s not very flattering is it? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1814 I have a good feeling about this. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1815 It's like those deer warnings. I feel safer crossing here. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1816 c'mon we've got this. 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
1817 Well, here we have another example of art imitating life. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1818 I didn't know you modeled 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1819 This looks like our exit, alright. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1820 Chickens thought they had it bad... 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1821 Perect! This is for us!! 1.2625 0.05409 80 63 14 3
1822 Problem is, up ahead lava covers the road. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1823 They posted his picture as a warning to others. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1824 It's a fitting memorial. Ted would approve. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1825 Looks like Robert is still missing. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1826 Since when have they let the girlie clubs advertise? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1827 That gal’s got some curves to die for. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1828 I’m telling you, it’s a trap. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1829 How are your hips feeling today? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1830 Let's look both ways and make a squigle for it. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1831 It's aspirational. 1.2619 0.04826 84 62 22 0
1832 That's not very original. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1833 The road to Heaven...maybe? 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
1834 Humans seem to both fear us and yet mimic us 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1835 your Highway Dollars at Work 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1836 Are you sure we cross here? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1837 How did the chicken make out? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1838 Let's report it to the union. By now, they should be using a real snake. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1839 What would people do without us?! 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1840 How sweet, they put your portrait on a billboard. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1841 Oh no, is the triangle haircut coming back “in” again? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1842 And I thought jumping deer had all the luck. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1843 Don't tread on me 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1844 I auditioned for the poster competition too, but that sweet-talking Wilbur just wormed his way to the top. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1845 He gets royalties. 1.2617 0.04471 107 80 26 1
1846 Don't let than sign rattle you. 1.2615 0.04166 130 98 30 2
1847 I hope my health insurance covers this! 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1848 I just remembered you have a chiropractor appointment coming up. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1849 See, your portrait came out better than you thought it would. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1850 I was wondering where Berniece ended up. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1851 And just like that she dumped me. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1852 I TOLD HIM TO BE CAREFUL, NOW LOOK AT HIM 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1853 She really paved the way for us. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1854 The DOT was so kind to put this crossing sign in for us... 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1855 I swear, I dated her before she got famous. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1856 Does that sign make me look fat? 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1857 I love a good phallic symbol 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1858 It means 'Caution - Snake Crossing'. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1859 That's what I call a speedway! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1860 You’ve been seeing her everywhere since she left. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1861 No, Jake, it doesn't mean "pole dancing ahead". 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1862 Hiss… I hate how the media is always pushing unrealistic body standards. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1863 Don't fall for it. Never trust the photos that are posted on on-sign dating services. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1864 Look at the hips on that one! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1865 I don't know. It sort of looks like Uncle Arthur. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1866 See, I told you. A dead ringer for your Aunt Susan. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1867 Finally a straightaway 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1868 This is great grandpa's memorial highway. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1869 That was my brother " too slow Joe. 1.2604 0.04740 96 74 20 2
1870 Getting there wont event be a stretch for us 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1871 This a memorial to all our ancestors that tried to cross this road. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1872 It’s dad 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1873 They're sending us the long way! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1874 How dare they. We're more than just a flex symbol! 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1875 How do we get to wiggle out of this curve?!! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1876 Looks like my way IS the highway. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1877 I guess Bert just wants everyone to know, he has a new hat. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1878 I beat out four pythons and three anacondas for that modeling gig. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1879 Highway or my way? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1880 My father's memorial. Dad was not exactly a straight arrow. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1881 Do you know a good copyright attorney? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1882 Looks like our kind of highway. 1.2600 0.04408 100 74 26 0
1883 For once, I would just like to see the long and unwinding road. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1884 Be careful, there's a snake on the road 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1885 Six hours posing, and they only paid me scale." 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1886 The arrowhead is misleading the road keeps on going 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1887 Looks like a straight shot. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1888 Wait, do I have a point on my head? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1889 I know it’s not PC but hubba hubba! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1890 Are you sure we won't be killed and put on a sign? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1891 At long last, they developed a direct route. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1892 Thisssssssssssssssssssssssss motherfucker. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1893 She has curves in all the wrong places. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1894 Looks like the city finally got around to our reptile crossing sign. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1895 They seem to have finally moved on from their deer drawing obsession. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1896 Who do you think it looks like? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1897 Looks like its snakes that way. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1898 Piece of cake. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1899 Let's go, I'm feeling slippery and dangerous. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1900 Road kill? 1.2593 0.04627 108 84 21 3
1901 That's some snake in the road, Tim. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1902 Thissss way 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1903 $80 a day and craft services. That’s all I got. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1904 I was the model for that. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1905 The Name, Image, Likeness money is great! 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
1906 See, I told you they forgave us for the apple thing. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1907 Hey! That looks like Larry! 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1908 Actually, she's better looking than that. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1909 I think I know what to do. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1910 They day that if the head is pointed,it's poisonous. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1911 I totally don't remember posting this selfie. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1912 I've been preparing for this all my life. 1.2588 0.05333 85 67 15 3
1913 Yeah, it definitely looks like Jeff, but I'm telling you, it's not him. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1914 it's a picture of you! 1.2586 0.04519 116 91 21 4
1915 It must be the road designed by my grandfather. 1.2585 0.03750 147 114 30 3
1916 Really it’s a fine bus service! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1917 Remind me. What did the chicken say? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1918 The road snakes to the left 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1919 What is Uncle Peter telling us? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1920 Art? Porn is what I call it! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1921 I've got Seth working on the naming rights. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1922 They need to stay in their lane. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1923 I told you she'd be famous 1.2584 0.04667 89 66 23 0
1924 This is the best mirror in town 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1925 It's counter intuitive. There are no girls that way. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
1926 He's the man of my dreams. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1927 It's a pretty good likeness. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1928 They’re trying to trick you into crossing the road”. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1929 Why don’t you look at me like that anymore? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1930 'Your grandpa's memorial.He dissappeared here years ago.I think grandma nagged him one time too many' 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1931 I already tried. He don't talk. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1932 I tried out for that job, but they said I was too fat! 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1933 And this is a teaser for my Belly Dance night club. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1934 I don't think it captures your head at all. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1935 Thank God! Indoor plumbing, straight ahead. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1936 I think it is your turn. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1937 WOW!! Look at those curves. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1938 So you’re saying it’s a real fake? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1939 I told you she is cute! 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1940 Remember, Timing is everything. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1941 I guess this is where we get our groove on. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1942 This sign is a tribute to your great-grandfather who designed the road. 1.2574 0.04700 101 79 19 3
1943 I can't believe the Klan still exists in this day and age. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1944 It's telling us to go THAT way. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1945 Psh! These are unrealistic expectations. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1946 Seymour, you're such a card. Get down from there already. We have to leave. 1.2569 0.04772 109 86 19 4
1947 Since when did Jim get to be so famous? 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1948 So, finally a road which respects our body movements 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1949 Looks just like my sister. 1.2569 0.04304 109 84 23 2
1950 You just go straight, about 2 miles, first exit on the right. 1.2568 0.05463 74 58 14 2
1951 Well, we are finally getting the respect we deserve! 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1952 Don't go--it's a trap! 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1953 I always wanted to be a model. 1.2566 0.04314 113 85 27 1
1954 Yes, I thought it'd be good PR to sponsor a highway. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1955 Told you, I’m famous. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1956 Let’s go see that rare Curvy Arrowhead snake 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1957 My hatchling can draw a better snake than that!" 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1958 I'm telling you we cross here. The deer have one too. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1959 Well, they don't call us sidewinders for nothing! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
1960 And you didn't believe that I'm a professional model. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1961 Well, finally a nice straight road! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1962 That reminds me: I've got yoga at 3 today. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1963 Yea I use to do some modeling. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1964 Why, that's the spittin' image of little Jimmy! 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1965 seems pretty easy 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1966 I’d date her. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
1967 Yes, I’m certain that’s the way to my mom’s house. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
1968 You'll zig and I'll zag. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
1969 These people really have no idea. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1970 See? They can't get enough of us. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
1971 The marker for a deer crossing is up ahead.... 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1972 They say it's paradise. It must be, no one ever comes back. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1973 That's a picture of my Uncle Fred. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
1974 It can't be that difficult to get our heads right on their signs. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1975 That’s a human caution sign for snake area ahead…we’re home! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1976 Son, if you live your life well, you too can have a street named after you. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1977 We're not chickens! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1978 I’m just not into abstract portraits. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1979 The sign is a memorial to Uncle Jim. He died on this road. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1980 Almost pornographic, isn't it? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1981 Why is there a billboard of your Uncle Jake here? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1982 General George Sidewinderton crossed the Delaware River Gap in a Boa near here. There is a Rattlutionary War memorial site honoring the water snakes that shed their last skins further up the pass. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1983 It's my best pose. I'm getting residuals from all 50 states. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1984 Your grandma posed for that picture 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1985 Oh poor Severus, may he rest in peace 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1986 Clearly, it's a copyright infringement. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1987 Well, the directions look fairly straightforward to me. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1988 Nice to see them using curvy models more these days. 1.2556 0.04623 90 67 23 0
1989 I’ve been doing some modelling gigs on the side. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1990 I wanted to be a hand model, but they said I was better suited for this type of work. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1991 "I think it’s in memory of my Dad who crossed this road once.” 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1992 Yes, she is very attractive . . . but I've fallen for this ploy before. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1993 I did a little modeling in my youth. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1994 The pointed head ones are poisonous, don’t follow him. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1995 I was uncomfortable at first, but the sign maker told me to just act natural. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1996 Let us go slither and yon. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1997 Wow...snake pit party ahead. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1998 Republicans put that there. Just go straight. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1999 I never thought I'd live to see myself on a billboard! 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2000 These "Missing Snake" signs annoy me. No phone number; no license plate. What's the point? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2001 I like it!" "I don't know, they never get the shape of my head right... 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2002 Snake of the month. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2003 This is why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2004 For pointy heads only. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2005 What it doesn't say is the asphalt is murder on our stomachs. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2006 Oh, that takes me back to my college girlfriend, June. She was a looker. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2007 And I'm telling you it does NOT mean 'Sidewinder Crossing,' but when have you ever listened to me? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2008 No they call it a a hairpin turn 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2009 I was the inspiration for this one. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2010 Here’s where Uncle Vernon took a turn for the worse. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2011 It says so much about life. It must be a Banksy. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2012 I had better poses, but the artist had their "vision"! 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2013 Ok. This must be us. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2014 I like her curves. 1.2549 0.05155 102 82 15 5
2015 Are you crazy? Look what happened to Uncle Bertie! 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
2016 Hey! That's the way home! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2017 Love the moves despite the poiny head. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2018 I just feel like this is the right spot for us. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2019 An express lane just for us. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2020 That's cousin Fred. He was always the sharp one! 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
2021 They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
2022 I'm telling ya--this is a classic case of trademark infringement! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
2023 This is how my modeling career started” 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2024 Ready to slither on the Wild Side 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
2025 How sweet. They knew we were coming. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2026 I used to date her and now she's famous! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2027 I dont see the issue 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2028 Hey Dude, we're famous. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2029 Would you look at the curves on that one !! 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2030 Get your head out of the gutter, Vinny 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
2031 It’s nice to be recognized! 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2032 Well, what do you know, here it is: “The Long and Sidewinding Road” 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2033 Didn’t I tell you, better than Playsnake. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2034 I’ll meet you at the snake in the road. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2035 This sign is racist! We should be able to cross the street where we want to!" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2036 I know it's very alluring, but it has an airbrushed emptiness about it. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2037 It says, 'sperm crossing', but I think we can go, too. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2038 Yep-they call it the road lesssss traveled. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2039 How many others do you think there are? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2040 I wish I looked that good. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2041 This is the way. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2042 If I could do that I'd join the circus. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2043 Is that who I think it is? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2044 I think this means we are supposed to cross here. If I'm wrong, how bad could it be? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2045 Nice grave marker for Stan; he couldn't stay on this side. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2046 You might say we invented the sports car 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2047 They honor your Grand Pa. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2048 This has to be the way. The sign has our name all over it. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2049 I think it means 'snake crossing,' or is that too on-the-nose? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2050 I had no idea that Uncle Charlie is so well-known. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2051 She left me standing here a long, long time ago. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2052 This is the crosswalk where we can pass. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2053 Finally... Our inheritance. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2054 They’re obsessed with us 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2055 Clearly the head is photoshopped. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2056 does this seem respectful to you, or nah? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2057 Sssss" curve 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2058 I don’t know a lot about art, but I know what I like. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2059 "This will take you to the Adder-ondack Mountains." 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2060 I don’t get it… 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2061 I feel seen. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2062 That's him, all right, I'd know Triangle Head Bob anywhere. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2063 Ungulates get them. Why shouldn't we? 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2064 Don't believe it! It's our way or the highway! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2065 I dunno Phil, this road looks kinda snakey to me. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2066 Not bad, but it doesn't quite capture Gladys. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2067 Looks like YOUR family has been here, Ed 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2068 They have no clue how obscene that is! 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2069 I see Dan is running for King Snake again. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2070 He’s your second cousin twice removed on your mother’s side… 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2071 Looks like our DEI efforts finally paid off. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2072 It's a tribute to Grandma! 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
2073 I can't imagine paying for porn. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2074 Look both ways, even at the snake crossing. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
2075 I double dog dare you. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2076 I think we can sue 'em for copywrite infringement 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2077 That means to watch for us crossing. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2078 We should adopt. 1.2523 0.04219 107 82 24 1
2079 This is the memorial for Chuck. It also serves as a reminder to others to be careful crossing here. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
2080 I don't feel like going to the other side. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2081 What do you think of my new profile pic? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2082 It's a remarkable likeness of you. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2083 That’s the painting of Aunt Gertrude I told you about. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2084 Finally, some representation in public art. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2085 So we put up this memorial where he was flattened. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2086 She's really hot. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2087 It's really more circuitous than serpentine. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
2088 Singles only, I guess. No HOV. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2089 It'ssss a ssssign! Isss what it isss.! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2090 Does that mean we'll fly someday? 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2091 In fairness, that’s not really how we move. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2092 They say she was the first supermodel. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2093 Can wait for the chicken 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2094 Of course, I designed it. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2095 I am calling my lawyer. This is plagiarism 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2096 I think that's really sexy. 1.2500 0.05000 100 80 16 4
2097 That must be one big snake! 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2098 It speaks our language. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2099 Someone spotted us. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2100 Twerk at your own risk 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2101 You gotta see the curves on this one!" 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2102 Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2103 I’m in love. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2104 I'm so glad we took the scenic route. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
2105 Our contribution to ‘Support a Highway’ 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2106 I just can't get into yoga 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2107 I know it sounds dirty, but I find I can stare at that picture for hours. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2108 If we could only still do that! 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2109 How am I supposed to move on? Every time I turn around in these mountains, there she is. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2110 Are you sure that means snake crossing? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2111 Finally, a road designed for us! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2112 That's me when I was younger 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2113 His final words were, "Stick to the straight and narrow!" 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2114 I saw that move on SnakeTok. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2115 I'm tellin' ya', Larry. She's outta your league. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2116 I think they really captured Fred’s spirit 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2117 Straight ahead, sign says. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2118 My mom told me that my flexibility would come in handy some day!! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2119 It's a pretty good likeness of your Uncle Sidewinder. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2120 This is known as 'trouble with the curve.' 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2121 It's not that I'm opposed to figurative art, but this particular work doesn't speak to me. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2122 God has sent us a sign. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2123 Dating site for asps ahead. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2124 It means there's snakes around for awhile." 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2125 Your modeling career seems to be going well. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2126 Sidewinder profile. Let’s slither elsewhere 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2127 They took that picture after I had a few to many. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2128 That means beware of rattlesnakes ahead. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2129 R.I.P. Ralph. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2130 I hear they asked that famous actress to pose for it. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2131 Big deal! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2132 I think it's what they call a selfie 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2133 Va Va Va Voom! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2134 ``It doesn't look anything like you.'' 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2135 I’m not sure your theory has legs. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2136 I'm not so sure,my father always said: "Stay on the straight and narrow" 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2137 I guess this really must be the road back to Paradise! 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2138 I really appreciate the straight-body acceptance movement. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2139 OK, so we just go straight down this road, then? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2140 It has to be Photoshopped. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2141 Flattened out, but still ahead of the curve. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2142 Do you know why there is a photo of Sam up there? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2143 My great grandfather posed for that. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2144 This one is modeled on my signature move. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2145 I always think of Mom when we cross here. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
2146 „It‘s tempting, Gary, but have you ever seen a nude dancing bar at 5,000 feet that‘s open in November?“ 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2147 It says right there, snake crossing 1.2478 0.04538 113 90 19 4
2148 I hate this road through the Peyronie's. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2149 Your uncle George was a model. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2150 What sort of society objectifies women in this way? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2151 You got paid how much to pose for that?? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2152 See. I told you this was the way to Cousin Charlie's. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2153 I still think we should sue for royalties. 1.2476 0.04838 105 84 17 4
2154 I say old chap, I don’t remember him” 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2155 This is the one I was telling you about: a Highway named after us. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2156 It's a monument for your father, who tried to cross here a few years back. 1.2476 0.05024 105 85 15 5
2157 So then I told them to add a snake crossing sign or else I'll call the ADA. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2158 Males. All the same. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2159 Always look both ways and cross at the 'Snake Crossing' sign. 1.2475 0.04752 101 81 17 3
2160 This must be their way of diminishing the snake population 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2161 ‘Asp Inn, ASP INN!’ not ‘Aspen’ 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2162 And long ago, Mother Snake carved this path into the mountain. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2163 I say we sue for copyright infringement. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2164 We gotta get him outta there! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2165 We’re almost home! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2166 DON'T GET RATTLED! THAT'S NOT YOUR SIGN YOUR STILL A LIBRA, SCALES AND ALL! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2167 You can look but you can’t touch 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2168 Isn't that the model you used to date? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2169 I was the model for that sign. 1.2474 0.04404 97 73 24 0
2170 She's definitely a babe. I'm going after her! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2171 Now do you believe in god? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2172 I know all the words to “A Long and Winding Road.” 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2173 See I told this is the way. 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2174 Nice, looks just like you. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2175 Well, duh.... it's the only way we know how to go. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2176 I'll pass. I'm having some stomach issues today. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2177 I'm tired of these billboards and their unrealistic beauty standards 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2178 Looks like an easy shortcut! 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2179 That sign looks familiar. We’re not lost anymore. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2180 They say this is where mom died. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2181 What a nice memorial to Jonesy. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2182 I didn't know Stephanie had scoliosis. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2183 It's like seeing Grandpa's picture again 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2184 What a coincidence. I know that guy! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2185 The sign indicates that we should go that way. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2186 Well, that's stating the obvious 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2187 You're right! Mom was the model for this sign. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2188 It's a warning: Cross here and you'll be flattened 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2189 It runs along the Snake River. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2190 Just once I’d like to land on a ladder. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2191 Stop gawking, Bill. She's not real, those curves have to be photoshopped. 1.2472 0.04998 89 71 15 3
2192 Is that what my head really looks like? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2193 I prefer the road less followed. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2194 Look. It's Daddy when he was a soldier. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2195 Anybody you know? 1.2471 0.04852 85 67 16 2
2196 Well, I guess it is a bit mysterious. It's got nothing on crop circles though. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2197 Hey, that looks just like Aunt Ida! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2198 I'm so tired of meta art. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2199 You’re modeling for billboards now? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2200 Why a picture of Bob? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2201 It was named for my grandfather. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2202 Good thing snakes can't talk because this drawing needs no caption. 1.2469 0.05701 81 63 14 3
2203 See, I told you the world wasn’t round! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2204 This must be the way to Grandma's house. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2205 It’s the curves that really move me . 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2206 See? I told you she was hot - look at those curves! 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2207 And I say it's about time! Did we or did we not give them sex? 1.2468 0.05115 77 61 14 2
2208 You take the right - I'll take the left. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2209 Told ya you’d one day be on an important sign by the highway! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2210 Are we there yet 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2211 I think that means we own the road... 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2212 Don't be jealous honey, I posed for that layout before I even met you. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2213 It's kind of kinky; we should try it sometime. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2214 Grandma got run over by a reindeer. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2215 If they get out of the car to take your picture, just slither away. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2216 We'll be home in no time. Nothing but straightaway from here on in. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2217 I always wanted to be a model. If I can get those curves, it’ll be me up there one day. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2218 It means “Wear a hat”. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2219 The point was their idea 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2220 Our great grandfather built this road. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2221 He's such a poser. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2222 We don't have to wait until Friday night. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2223 See, this is why I get so bent out of shape. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2224 „Not everything‘s about us“ 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2225 It's there for our protection. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2226 It means that hitchhiking is allowed here. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2227 Would ya look at the curves on her. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2228 Don’t overthink it. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2229 This is my way and the highway. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2230 Baby got back. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2231 Hubba-hubba, look at those curves! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2232 It's abstract art 1.2449 0.04366 98 76 21 1
2233 I used to go out with her. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2234 Well, duh! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2235 Ya know, my friend Barbara was the model for that. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2236 Tres' kinky. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2237 I’ve heard she looks even better in real life. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2238 Looks a lot like your sister! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2239 First of all, our heads are not that pointy. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2240 That looks more like you than me 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2241 It's a roadside memorial. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2242 It should be safe to cross here. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2243 It looks like our kind of road. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2244 gosh i miss her 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2245 I think it means 'watch out for rattlesnakes' 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2246 The triangular head is the sign of a pit viper. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2247 Eyes on the road! 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2248 I’m sorry, but that’s not a sign for a snake crossing. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2249 Stay Calm and Slither On 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2250 Their primitive reptilian brain makes them lose control in our presence. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2251 It's straight ahead. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2252 She was always the “pretty one,” but I think it was the hat. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2253 Shake, rattle and roll? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2254 Is it really worth visiting your mom? Again? 1.2444 0.04416 90 70 19 1
2255 Self-actualization is just around the bend. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2256 Let's take this road. It is the fastest route to the RNC. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2257 You know it didn’t use to offend me. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2258 Looks a little like uncle Frank. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2259 Impressive work. The way you contorted your body, it’s like you were a winding road.” 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2260 Remember, what happens in Slytherin stays in Slytherin. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2261 I believe this leads us to a NIL bonanza. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2262 That's my sister. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2263 No Jake, your head isn't pointed. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2264 Exactly what my X looked like. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
2265 I wonder where the head and tail are? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2266 Don't worry, it turns me on too. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2267 It’s so typical of you to choose the path of least resistance. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2268 I’m gonna cross the road. I hear there’s chicken on the other side. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2269 Phew. I was worried it was going to be a straight one, those are tricky 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2270 What's with the ridiculous looking head? 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2271 It seems they need it explained to them. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2272 Don't pay attention to unrealistic body standards. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2273 I can’t believe they put my picture on that sign. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2274 I know Raquel has great curves, but it's body shaming for the rest of us" 1.2439 0.06622 82 69 6 7
2275 These politicians are all the same. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2276 You're right it does look like Gary. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2277 This is where my aunt Sophie is buried. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2278 It's our song! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2279 I don't know about you but I would "swipe right." 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2280 I had to pose for hours to get such a good likeness. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2281 It’s sort of curvy 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2282 It's a memorial for the last snake who tried to cross the road. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2283 Perhaps some day they'll name a road after you! 1.2432 0.03989 111 86 24 1
2284 Sure, they gave me some bare-bones guidelines, but most of my modeling was pure improvisation, baby. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2285 I told you I was scouted by a modelling agency last week 1.2430 0.04759 107 87 16 4
2286 Well, finally a place to cross! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2287 We should have copyrighted the design when we had the chance. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2288 It's a monument to our late Uncle Harry 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2289 You go first. This used to be a deer crossing sign. 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
2290 Looks like the straightest path for us 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2291 Well son… if you do your home work, listen to your teachers, and eat your prey; one day the DOT might put you on their Coat of Arms. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2292 Now this route looks VERY familiar. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2293 That’s Bob. We decided to adopt his highway in his memory. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2294 You know, it was me who gave them the “winding” idea. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2295 Yeah, I posed for that one--still getting royalties. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2296 It says we can cross here. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2297 Maybe a good fit, but I always take the low road. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2298 See what I mean? Right?...she's hot...right? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2299 That's how you know that we've crossed into Quebec. They put a circumflex over the head. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2300 It says we cross here. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2301 What it is is cultural appropriation. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2302 Don’t you recognize Cousin Harry? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2303 I told you we had our own lane. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2304 Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2305 I just think it's nice to be recognized. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2306 It's not Mt. Rushmore, but it's a start." 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2307 Your cousin Elaine does some modeling on the side. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2308 We dated once, but his head was down a different road. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2309 That's called a hiSSSSSSSS. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2310 Now, this is the type of street art that speaks to me! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2311 I know a short cut. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2312 "My first wife was venomous, a real sidewinder." 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2313 This kind of thing is right up my alley. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2314 So you zig and I’ll zag! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2315 I said to her "strike a pose" but had no idea it would lead to this! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2316 Must be that snake convention i read about. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2317 I tell you,it’s a trap! He’s not one of us. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2318 She's luring snakes to death and all you can do is gape? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2319 No, Bon...it's the Highway to Hell. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2320 ...and this marks the spot where Uncle Ernie got flattened. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2321 Oh, fuck! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2322 Somehow, this is not for us. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2323 Oh oh our way of crawling has been given away. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2324 And this… is the portrait of Uncle Joe. Aunt Mary’s is half a mile down. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2325 Always remember to look both ways when you cross. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2326 It has to be photoshopped - nobody has curves like that. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2327 It's a touching tribute to my mother. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2328 I hope that's not a memorial plaque! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2329 Arrowhead. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2330 That's Stan. He's such an erratic crawler! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2331 Derivative, but on a grand scale. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2332 I think it's the latest dance craze. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2333 Yea, I don't know why our heads end up like that when we get run over. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2334 What chicanery is thisssss? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2335 Life is one big, existential joke. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2336 It's considerate that they put up these 'Snake Crossing" signs every so often. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2337 They named this road after my father. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2338 Well Jake, you need to learn to be more flexible! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2339 This was made for us! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2340 This must be a helmet law state. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2341 Legend has it that Tommy had to hold that position for five hours while they painted him. 1.2410 0.05024 83 67 14 2
2342 That’s quite the sidewinder! 1.2410 0.04565 83 65 17 1
2343 At least they understood the importance of memorializing Fred. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2344 It's posted for slithering ahead 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2345 I need to stretch first. 1.2407 0.04337 108 83 24 1
2346 They couldn't have put the restrooms closer? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2347 I knew you’d be famous one day, Dad! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2348 This commemorates our forefather telling Eve, “Put a lampshade on your head, and dance with me.” 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2349 Slither On 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2350 I’m not sure, but I think it’s a yoga move. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2351 Hitchhiking should be a lot easier with this new sign! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2352 I tell you, I just know it's a trap 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2353 I think the artist really captured your essence. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2354 Pornography? Really? (I could do that for you too you know, if you were nicer to me.....) 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2355 Snake curves without snake eyes. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
2356 Wow what a sexy mama. Looks like your sister. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2357 What's Susan doing up on that sign? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2358 Do you think he’s cautioning against scoliosis ahead? 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2359 This is the safest place to cross. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2360 I think it makes me look fat. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2361 Don't we have a patent on that? 1.2397 0.04070 121 93 27 1
2362 This road looks familiar. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2363 I detest their racist depictions of us. 1.2396 0.04379 96 75 20 1
2364 This is where Frank got it. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2365 ... but the road is going down, not up! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2366 Check out her curves. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2367 Recognition at last! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2368 The shape itself is a point of pride! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2369 This is here to let us know where it is safe to cross. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2370 I think it means 'snake crossing.' Go ahead, after you. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2371 I find the shortest path is usually a squiggly line. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2372 It's a very good likeness Bernice but your tail is more pointed. 1.2396 0.04854 96 77 16 3
2373 My great grandfather was a consultant on this project. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2374 With civil engineers, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2375 I think they're just trying to lull us into a false sense of security. 1.2394 0.05101 71 56 14 1
2376 Historically, it's the first road sign written in our language." 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2377 We’ll just “zig” when the big guy “zags”. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2378 That's pretty much the direction my life is taking. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2379 They get more like us every day. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2380 We finally got a dedicated snake lane! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2381 It says if you cross here you go straight to heaven. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2382 I'm sure she's had liposuction... 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2383 Cultural appropriation. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2384 Don’t be fooled by that sign as I have lost some friends who have. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2385 I'm not voting for him... You never know which way he'll shift. 1.2391 0.04471 92 72 19 1
2386 I'm not sure where this roads leads, but I'll bet it's someplace good! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2387 Pretty sure it's a trap. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2388 It's to warn drivers about a boa in the road. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2389 One good push and we're there. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2390 Ignore it. Go straight cross and no slithering. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2391 Aw hell no. My tail always makes a right first. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2392 He was thinner in those days. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2393 So insensitive how they stereotype us. I identify as straight. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2394 No, pal, it doesn't say snake crossing. It says if you cross here your troubles will be over. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2395 Oh, stop. You're much thinner. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2396 Peronally, I rather they not know we're here. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2397 Affirmative action. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2398 This road was made for us. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2399 Do you start with your left foot or your right one? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2400 Lock! A highway named after us. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2401 There‘s a fine line between inspiration and plagiarism. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2402 They even named it after uncle blacktop 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2403 Just because it looks familiar doesn't mean you know where you're going. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2404 That's a picture of Grandpa when he was in his prime 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2405 I think we should turn around. The Arrowhead Clan isn’t very welcoming to outsiders! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2406 I always knew Johnny's chiselled features would make him famous. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2407 It's the latest in "beware of " signs. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2408 My cousin Fred is slippery when wet. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2409 I guess jay slithering is allowed here 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2410 Copyright infringement. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2411 do you know if the chicken crossed the road safely? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2412 This road is a real sidewinder. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2413 Snakes only lane. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2414 When did Barb start modeling? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2415 Va va voom look at the body on her! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2416 Take me to your leader. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2417 Go West, young snake, go West.... 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2418 Oh good! California, straight ahead! 1.2381 0.04675 84 66 17 1
2419 Jake was always very photogenic so I guess they made him the poster boy. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2420 I told you Cousin David was famous. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2421 Isn't that your art work? 1.2381 0.04176 105 82 22 1
2422 Obviously 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
2423 Now those are some sexy curves!! 1.2381 0.04972 84 67 15 2
2424 That one makes me swoon every time. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2425 See...I told ya, WE thought of it first. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2426 Finally, a race course built for us! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2427 The chicken waned us about this 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2428 That’s your Uncle UOooey-Guoooy, he crossed the road! 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2429 She was the hottest pin-up star in the 60's. Nobody makes it big like her anymore. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2430 It’s the road to Sin City. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2431 I’m more of a U-turn kind of guy. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2432 When is it not? 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2433 Oh no! The Klan has moved in ! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2434 We finally installed a 'Don't Tread on Me' zone. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2435 Do you think they're making fun of us? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2436 If you stay in the grass, you'll never get to heaven. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2437 how big is your dick 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2438 Hmmm, must be eels up ahead 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2439 Roadside porn. What’s next?! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2440 At last, we've made the big time. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2441 Sexy, huh? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2442 See? I told you it looks like Carl. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2443 Except for the pointy head, it looks like a portrait of one of us. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2444 It’s a road kill sign. Watch yourself! 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2445 It's not for us, it's an arrows crossing sign. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2446 Looks like a straight shot to me. 1.2371 0.04341 97 76 20 1
2447 It's a Bankssssssy. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2448 Sure I remember her, but why did she put her picture on a pole" 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2449 I think I know where they went. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2450 No big deal for us. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2451 Perfect. It’s a direct path! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2452 That's my great great uncle Elmo; did everything he could to stop this road from being built - 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2453 You don't want to be the snake in the road. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2454 They must be kidding, right?// 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
2455 I think it’s a sign from the Universe! Will you marry me? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2456 I told you I started out as a model. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2457 Not only are we on the road to the Vatican, but the Pope is one of us!" 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2458 Your dad issss pretty handssssome. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
2459 Don't do it, it's a trip no snake ever comes back from, it's a trap! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2460 Ahh! How sweet... finally, they have built a dedicated highway for us! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2461 Asp-fault. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2462 I don’t know, maybe a cousin? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2463 According to that sign this is the road for we snakes who drink too much. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2464 I just love how this road snakes to the left. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2465 These billboards really clutter up the scenery. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2466 Are you sure it will get enough views here? Maybe I should stick with INSTAGRAM…. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2467 That's my boy! He's made it to the big time! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2468 guess we found the way home 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2469 See? I told you the GPS was right. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2470 Oh, yes! There it is! This definitely the way to grandma’s house. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2471 Be careful, that road looks dangeroussssssss. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2472 Are we in Britain or not? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2473 This is a picture of my uncle Napoleon Boa Constrictor 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2474 My mom was the model. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2475 They went that-a-way. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2476 I’d slither inside that if you know what I mean. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2477 It makes me feel "Less than." 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2478 Don’t fall for it. It’s a death trap. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2479 Is my head really that pointy? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2480 You think she's single and ready to intermingle? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2481 You remember Fred don't you? He went into modeling. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2482 Lets go! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2483 Who you callin’ chicken? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2484 It's really nice that they care. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2485 It's the sign we've been looking for. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2486 Did I tell you that I'm getting royalties? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2487 Stop staring and cross already. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2488 Finally getting the representation on the big screen that we deserve 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2489 How much are you willing to sacrifice to get there as the crow flies? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2490 Like it's not like I've been out of the country, but I mean, when did it become OK to put explicit billboards up like that. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2491 Think we can get there on a half ounce of snake oil?” “Do you have to say that every time?” 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2492 Personally, I'm thrilled with these new gender neutral restrooms. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2493 You zig, I’ll zag. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2494 Well it’s about time. The turtles have had one for years. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2495 We used to date but it didn't work out, he was a little twisted. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2496 That’s Joyce’s kid. He never could keep to the straight and narrow. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2497 The slither is sexy, but the little hat is just silly. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2498 I'm not much into yoga. I am into champagne. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2499 Selfie of me wearing a dunce cap from a bad day in school, wadda you think? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2500 It’s a trap. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2501 I think they are trying to tell uth thumthing. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2502 At least he's not a blockhead. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2503 It’s pretty good, except whose head is shaped like that? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2504 My mother’s house is just up the road, remember? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2505 Why do they never stop for us? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2506 It’s a sign from Dad. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2507 Just thinking about it ties my stomach in knots. 1.2342 0.03830 111 86 25 0
2508 The deer is for deer, the rocks are for rocks, but this isn't confusing? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2509 The sign says, creatures like us are welcome. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2510 As if there was any other way to do it. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2511 He was always an exhibitionist 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2512 Deer get one, why not us? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2513 Yes, I visit this site each year on the anniversary of Dad's untimely demise... 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2514 Relax, it’s all relative 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2515 I guess typecasting happens everywhere. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2516 What's next... Carnegie Hall? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2517 Do you think this clue is too obvious? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2518 And my Uncle Fred was the model for that one… 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2519 ' "Ooh! That stretch of road has my name on it!" 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2520 This is where Harry bit it. You don’t want to end up just another roadside memorial. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2521 Don't worry. This is the right crossing for us. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2522 It’s quite simple. Snakes crossing, don’t run us over. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2523 She did say it was a straight shot to her house. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2524 Don’t…it’s a trap! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2525 I told you Cousin Edwin had made it. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2526 Conditions are perfect, you ready? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2527 Someone is always showing off! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2528 I think the sign means this is safe crossing area for snakes like us. Please cross when you are ready.” 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2529 Once again our cousin Black Adder steals the limelight. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2530 I’d prefer the straight and narrow myself. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2531 I swear that sign looks just like my mother. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2532 This is where we buried Jerry. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2533 She was the best artist's model. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2534 There should be a traffic light here. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2535 Carl was squished here by a car, but I feel better knowing they've memorialized him. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2536 Amateur. Anatomically incorrect. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2537 Grandma never posed without her hat. 1.2333 0.05009 90 73 14 3
2538 I've tried to talk to her and she ignores me. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2539 I think it's a dating app 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2540 Glad to see Bob finally got a job! 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
2541 She's hot, right? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2542 These roadside memorials seem to be everywhere these days. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2543 Make sure you watch and listen before crossing - those Priuses are so damn quiet. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2544 See, I told you she was a real looker! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2545 Yeah, they always get the head wrong. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2546 I think they’re trying to tell us which end our head is on. 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
2547 See, Honey, it's a good thing we're not straight. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2548 Zig or zag? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2549 He's scared speechless up there. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2550 Finally, a road only for us. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2551 I think the artist captured my good side 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2552 Is this a sign that we have been waiting for? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2553 Whoa, she looks good. Shall we go take a look? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2554 So what do you think? Swipe left or swipe right? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2555 Why does that sign look like me? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2556 I'm really upset by the body image message it sends. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2557 Look! It’s my pa. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
2558 That’s your grandfather! 1.2326 0.04872 86 69 15 2
2559 I think it means he went thataway. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2560 Looks as if we cross here. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2561 We're not chickens. We don't have to cross the road. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2562 Deer have had their signs for decades. Now it’s our turn. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2563 I never can tell if they're sincere or they're making fun of us. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2564 Those are some sweet curves on that lady 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2565 You're right! Never knew how much fun it is distracting drivers here. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2566 You look so radiant in black. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2567 The cheapskates only paid me ten bucks to pose for that. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2568 I don't know how far this relative stretches 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2569 Let me get this straight. Life imitates art? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2570 Don't do it --it's a trap! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2571 You're saying this is where dad died trying to cross? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2572 Should be safe to cross here with the snake crossing sign. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2573 Sheesh! It’s always about you, isn’t it? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2574 They stole my trademark. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2575 Hmmm…good lookin’ fella! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2576 I don't think it's the half-brother you are looking for. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2577 Wasn’t it Picasso who said art is a lie that makes us realize truth? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2578 See! I told you the maternity ward was just ahead. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2579 Yeah…she’s hot but she’s crazy. We used to date… 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2580 I just can’t help myself. I stare at her every day. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2581 Your modeling career is really going places. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2582 How can you say it's not a sign? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2583 Is that Jennifer? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2584 It'SSSSSSS a SSSSSign. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2585 For the first time in my life I feel seen! 1.2317 0.04846 82 66 14 2
2586 It’s about time they posted a Snake Crossing sign, if only they posted it sooner, Sssssssam would still be with us. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2587 Makes sense to me 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
2588 Heaven is just a slither away. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2589 Wouldn't she just text you first? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2590 Must've been drawn by a child. None of us have heads like that! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2591 It sure looks inviting, but we know why the chicken crossed the road and the outcome wasn't good. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2592 Wow, a personalized welcome sign! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2593 First one to the other side gets a cookie! 1.2316 0.03651 95 78 15 2
2594 These signs just for us are great 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2595 This looks like a great place to pick up a bite. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2596 Poor Henry, run over by those fast animals. At least they put up a monument. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2597 And would you believe, not even a dime in royalties…. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2598 And this is a picture of our Uncle Nate…. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2599 It was a sunny morning and the tarmac was warm when uncle decided to visit the other side.... 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2600 Hey sal! We’ve been looking all over for you! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2601 My girlfriend posed for that 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2602 We need to scale back. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2603 She's so hot! 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2604 This is where we lost him. I'm so glad they found a good photo. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2605 It means that from here it is a straight stroll. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2606 Bodacious booty but she has a really sharp tongue. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2607 The ones with triangular heads are poisonous. 1.2308 0.06068 91 77 7 7
2608 Curves for days, am I right? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2609 Personally, I find it reaffirming. 1.2308 0.04441 91 70 21 0
2610 It was left behind by my personal trainer. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2611 This has to be the way to the Taylor Swift concert! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2612 They didn't have to make us look so poisonous. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2613 Let's go back. This is a little bit of a stretch. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2614 I'm ssso glad they decided to honor Sssylvia with this memorial. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2615 And no matter where you slither, it always seems like it’s looking directly at you. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2616 They paved over the graves of our gods. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2617 I SAID, "Get down from there, NOW!" 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2618 Is this sign to help us cross, or is it to help drivers that want to flatten us? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2619 What a nice tribute to us 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2620 Looks like cousin Bobby made the big time 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2621 You take the lead. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2622 Rumor has it that our royalties are going to continue to climb 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2623 Okay, this is the place we wait for the Rapture. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2624 This is what happens when you put a picture of your girlfriend on Twitter. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2625 I'm the model who posed for that road sign 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2626 Do you think it is telling the truth? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2627 That looks just like Joseph, in his memory. He tried to cross here. Didn't make it. Nice of them to put this up. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2628 Uh, oh. That lady who phoned about the deer crossing signs ... ... this will send her around the bend. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2629 NOW do you believe the rapture is imminent? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2630 Hey, my eyes are down here. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2631 The sign does not capture my good side. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2632 I mean, sure - she's hot. But do they have to hang her picture everywhere? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2633 Imitation is the best form of flattery. Beware! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2634 Looks like the Tar Snakes have put up a billboard. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2635 That is the way they named it after Grandfather - I like it 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2636 I told you someone put a picture of you on the road. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2637 I’m flattered, but why such a pointy head? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2638 It's about time they dedicated a road to us! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2639 Where we first met 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2640 I wouldn’t go that way. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2641 And that’s what happens when you try to cross the road. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2642 Next year it's swimsuit issue,baby! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2643 Only if you’re ready to go to Heaven… 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2644 They are very open about their orientation. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2645 He’s totally hot for me though admittedly he’s hiding it pretty well. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2646 I don't think even a chicken could cross this road. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2647 Unlike the chicken, I'm not that big on getting to the other side. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2648 Look, it's a picture of mama. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2649 I used to do a little modeling. This was my first billboard. 1.2299 0.04823 87 70 15 2
2650 Looks like they named the road after us. 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
2651 I don’t get it. It just doesn't look like Bob. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2652 They ain't forgot great-grandpa. First one to climb this mountain. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2653 My cousin Myron put that up. It's supposed to be a sign that he's going to heaven. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2654 Easiest money I ever made as a professional model. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2655 I was younger then 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2656 First one up the hill gets to keep her. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
2657 That's my kind of road! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2658 So I guess this is the way to your mother's house. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2659 She’s got a great body, but I’d have to put a bag over her head. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2660 look! our lost brother came back! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2661 I find it insulting, demeaning, anti reptilian and I want it taken down 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2662 They named this highway after my great grandfather 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2663 It must be a great place. No one ever comes back. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2664 Can you at least pretend you're not checking her out? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2665 What a relief—an official snake crossing area. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2666 I don't know who she was, but she must have been important. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2667 Fred thinks his image was put up there because he is a big time snake. He is really twisted... 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2668 It may be apocryphal, but they say my grandmother was the model. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2669 It means we can bite them if their cars break down. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2670 These curves Are beautiful 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2671 Ceci n'est pas un serpent. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2672 This painting is an avant-garde reptilian portrait inviting the viewer to imagine the danger lurking ahead if they fall of 1.2292 0.04678 96 78 15 3
2673 The head is all wrong, but it's nice to be a subject in their diamond series. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2674 Many have died in a simple misunderstanding. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2675 It's political correctness gone mad. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2676 And that's how your grandpa Earl got famous 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2677 One of the greats, but here's where the straight lines won. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2678 Look! A Colorado Desert sidewinder! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2679 See that? It's a straight shot. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2680 I don't get what this is trying to tell us-- I haven't seen any of our friends around here! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2681 Ignore it - our hobo codes don't end in death. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2682 We best get going if we want to avoid being a roadside attraction. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2683 We should sue for copyright infringement! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2684 That’s right up my alley. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2685 See? The path to heaven. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2686 I’m just a snake, I don’t care what that sign means - I’m just a snake after all. I can’t even drive a car so frankly I don’t know why we’re wasting time looking at it. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2687 And here we have an example cultural appropriation. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2688 It’s intuitive for us but humans with big brains need a visual. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2689 Is my nose that big? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2690 I take it more as metaphor than allegory. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2691 She's just not into you, Dave. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2692 My kid could do a better portrait than this. And he doesn't have hands. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2693 And whose this sexy thing 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2694 I remembered when I posed for that. I adored that spiked hairdo. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2695 Is it just me or does that kind of look like Steve? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2696 It seems to snake around the mountain. We’ve got this! 1.2286 0.04439 105 85 17 3
2697 Where's the starting point? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2698 Do we know him? He looks so familiar 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2699 Absolutely NO. I’m not going sideways. I’m not that kind of snake. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2700 It's safe. They know we cross here. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2701 I look so fat in that picture! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2702 Wow! Will you look at that figure! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2703 Sorry. but I've gone straight. 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2704 Can we wiggle our way out of this? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2705 It’s my dad’s best work! 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2706 Someday, Pop, I hope to be as famous as Grandpa and have my picture posted like his, for all to see. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2707 Looks straightforward to me. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2708 They didn’t even give him a proper burial. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2709 It’s about time that the Highway Department gave us some recognition. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2710 I can't believe they dedicated a road to him! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2711 I think it means its OK to cross here. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2712 That's uncle George , It's the last picture we have of him. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2713 Duh. 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
2714 I could've sworn that was Sammy from back there. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2715 She's just showing off her curves 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2716 You can tell it's deadly by the triangular shaped head. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2717 Hell of a figure! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2718 This corporeal appropriation needs to end. 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
2719 Of course I posed for it. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2720 It’s a touching memorial - simple, yet tasteful. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2721 Your head is shaped perfectly normal. Caricaturists are just mean. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2722 He was everything they say he was. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2723 You think this road was built for us. I say you're twisted. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2724 They won't last long. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2725 It reminds me of something but I'm not sure what. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2726 It's pretty, but doesn't come in my size. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2727 It’s a small town of mostly lawyers, politicians, and other low life. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2728 This is proof, snakes still rule the road 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2729 It’s the most difficult gymnastics skill ever completed - a full twist then dip and double back flip. I attempted it last night and sprained my tail. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
2730 H I K E! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2731 Some say it leads to the promised land, but I don't believe it. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2732 No, that's not mom. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2733 She’s such a beauty. but getting tickets to see her is impossible. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2734 Yep, this is one, Rudy, straight as the crow flies. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2735 You want to believe they care enough to show us where to cross safely, you go right ahead. I’ll be in the culvert. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2736 Grandfather was the engineer who designed this highway. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2737 That is one sexy sign. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2738 I've heard that that particular sidewinder sleeps tonight. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2739 Let’s go! Really, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2740 It's about time they gave us a crossing sign! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2741 Ahh, the sigil of the Lord Serpent, lives on! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2742 Is it the shrooms or is that flying tailless snake looking at me funny? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2743 it's our kind of country 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2744 She's too fast for me. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2745 Is that Derek? That looks just like Derek. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2746 Don't be fooled. That's a road best not taken. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2747 Knew her? I dated her! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2748 I still think we should’ve accepted the ride 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2749 I don't think we can make a U-turn. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2750 It is a cruel attempt to seduce us to spend more time on the highway. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2751 It looks a lot like Henry. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2752 Good thought, but it could be a trap. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2753 My portrait! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2754 Yeah, this is where we cross. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
2755 It’s like they are mocking us. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
2756 Yet, he never saw a single royalty check. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2757 I think I'll go off-road and go four slithering. 1.2262 0.04592 84 68 15 1
2758 I built it for us ! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2759 The artist missed Mom's tail. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2760 NO! It’s just luring you - it’s a trick. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2761 The message: To get ahead,you got to be a little crooked. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2762 Nice curves! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2763 It's a memorial to those we lost trying to cross. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2764 What a dumb shape 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2765 Did Aunt Helen decide to be a road sign ? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2766 My kinda road. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2767 I told you we’d wind up here. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2768 look it's your mom. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2769 Walk. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2770 I don't care that her head is triangular. I love her! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2771 I think they’re making fun of us 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2772 If you love me, you'll slither first. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2773 To tell the truth, I'm all partied out. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2774 Wow, an arrowhead! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2775 He meandered, but he got to the point. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2776 No real talent. She's famous just for being famous. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2777 This is the only place we can cross for 50 miles. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2778 Don't like to brag but I was the model for this. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2779 Did you ever wonder why some people miss the point by attaching their name to the caption? - William Conway, Toronto, Ontario 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2780 It’s the ssssssssuper highway 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2781 Take my hand…no wait a sec! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2782 Yes I know I need to slow down. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2783 I've never been a fan of modern art, but that really intrigues me. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2784 Wow, Sexy!! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2785 I'm certain I haven't gone past this before, but why does it look so familiar? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2786 My cousin was the model. Imagine his royalties! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2787 Oh look. It’s Uncle Venom! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2788 Seems pretty obviousss to me. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2789 I knew him and that part was definitely photoshopped. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2790 I hate stereotypes. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2791 Is this sign really necessary? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2792 It’s an end game thing!! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2793 As best I can remember, he looked just like us until he crossed over 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
2794 Now will you finally listen to my directions? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2795 Yep, we inspire roads. It makes me feel so special. 1.2255 0.05196 102 87 9 6
2796 Serpentine! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2797 It's a memorial highway honoring Fred. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2798 Its street art: its an impressionist picture of Uncle Fred. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2799 Almost home! 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2800 Unfortunately, the copyright has expired. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2801 No matter what the temptation, never cross the road. We would be ridiculed for an eternity. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2802 We are in the right place to cross,Kevin 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2803 Great memorial. I knew him well. 1.2254 0.04788 71 57 13 1
2804 Here's where we cross the road to get to the other side. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2805 Darn, this is one time I really miss an opposable thumb. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2806 I think that’s Papa! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2807 How very thoughtful of the Highway Department! 1.2250 0.05024