These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.
Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-11-20T19:17:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-12-04T19:19:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-11-28T19:18:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 5, 2022 |
Number of captions | 4439 |
Number of responses | 594974 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | They want to know if we lost a ball on the Moon in 1971? | 1.8477 | 0.01616 | 2535 | 1061 | 799 | 675 |
1 | It wants our leader. Right now that’s you by 2 strokes. | 1.8435 | 0.01963 | 1642 | 668 | 563 | 411 |
2 | This is still more believable than your hole-in-one story. | 1.8286 | 0.01519 | 2690 | 1104 | 943 | 643 |
3 | He says this is the stupidest waste of time in the entire universe. | 1.8060 | 0.01729 | 2325 | 1077 | 622 | 626 |
4 | If they're looking for intelligent life, why would they come to a golf course? | 1.8005 | 0.01336 | 3799 | 1743 | 1071 | 985 |
5 | Everyone's landing on the green but you. | 1.7600 | 0.01600 | 2375 | 1075 | 795 | 505 |
6 | Ok, just figured out why those foursomes in front of us disappeared. | 1.7555 | 0.01301 | 3566 | 1619 | 1200 | 747 |
7 | I hate playing in New Mexico | 1.7493 | 0.01590 | 2401 | 1105 | 793 | 503 |
8 | He claims I broke his windshield. | 1.7431 | 0.01541 | 2534 | 1171 | 843 | 520 |
9 | All they said was, "Take us to your Masters." | 1.7357 | 0.01362 | 3299 | 1560 | 1051 | 688 |
10 | They come in peace and suggest you relax your grip. | 1.7317 | 0.01330 | 3217 | 1462 | 1156 | 599 |
11 | I knew once we started using AstroTurf this would happen. | 1.7257 | 0.01552 | 2446 | 1148 | 821 | 477 |
12 | Everyone thinks we're at the office. Let's just keep this to ourselves. | 1.7170 | 0.01673 | 2127 | 1019 | 691 | 417 |
13 | And yet they don’t allow carts. | 1.7152 | 0.01498 | 2468 | 1135 | 901 | 432 |
14 | They want our leader. You’re up by two strokes. | 1.7129 | 0.01359 | 3250 | 1575 | 1033 | 642 |
15 | It's ok, they're members | 1.7078 | 0.01470 | 2663 | 1269 | 903 | 491 |
16 | They brought my ball back. | 1.7060 | 0.01551 | 2357 | 1116 | 818 | 423 |
17 | If they come in peace, is it still a hazard?" | 1.6996 | 0.02474 | 829 | 372 | 334 | 123 |
18 | They're looking for the miniature golf course. | 1.6956 | 0.01311 | 3436 | 1697 | 1088 | 651 |
19 | First the good news, Joe. It’s not another alligator. | 1.6937 | 0.01837 | 1551 | 716 | 594 | 241 |
20 | And you thought the bridge with the little windmill was tough. | 1.6877 | 0.01450 | 2597 | 1241 | 926 | 430 |
21 | He said, " Take the penalty." Then he went inside. | 1.6870 | 0.01899 | 1556 | 756 | 531 | 269 |
22 | They came to collect Elon before he breaks anything else. | 1.6843 | 0.02067 | 1416 | 722 | 419 | 275 |
23 | Okay, Mr. I-Know-All-the-Rules, here's one for you. | 1.6833 | 0.01296 | 3410 | 1688 | 1114 | 608 |
24 | Define 'man-made obstacle'. | 1.6816 | 0.01388 | 2908 | 1425 | 984 | 499 |
25 | Looks like your Eagle has landed. | 1.6808 | 0.01612 | 2171 | 1069 | 726 | 376 |
26 | Their research shows this is the best place to find the US president. | 1.6794 | 0.01344 | 3256 | 1646 | 1008 | 602 |
27 | Why can’t Elon use a normal ball marker like everyone else? | 1.6788 | 0.01683 | 2111 | 1079 | 631 | 401 |
28 | They’re saying that there’s no sign of intelligent life here. | 1.6733 | 0.01474 | 2767 | 1431 | 809 | 527 |
29 | They asked to play through and I'm inclined to let them. | 1.6723 | 0.01379 | 2862 | 1401 | 998 | 463 |
30 | Can you believe what you're seeing? I'm on the green in two! | 1.6721 | 0.01978 | 1482 | 752 | 464 | 266 |
31 | What’s the ruling on foreign objects? | 1.6690 | 0.01522 | 2181 | 1031 | 841 | 309 |
32 | My advice is to just let them play through. | 1.6675 | 0.01341 | 2968 | 1449 | 1057 | 462 |
33 | You're right, it really wasn't a birdie. | 1.6649 | 0.01977 | 1358 | 664 | 485 | 209 |
34 | They want our leader. They figured he’d be here. | 1.6617 | 0.01562 | 2279 | 1149 | 752 | 378 |
35 | Did you say ‘you’re on the green, man’ or‘ you’re on the green man?’ | 1.6607 | 0.01748 | 1830 | 927 | 597 | 306 |
36 | Better let them play through. | 1.6575 | 0.02240 | 987 | 471 | 383 | 133 |
37 | A close encounter of the back nine. | 1.6524 | 0.01301 | 3510 | 1865 | 1000 | 645 |
38 | The saucer is looking for the cup | 1.6510 | 0.01492 | 2665 | 1417 | 761 | 487 |
39 | They say they booked this tee time 8 light years ago. | 1.6417 | 0.03059 | 628 | 337 | 179 | 112 |
40 | I’m not sure they’re at the right black hole | 1.6375 | 0.01553 | 2309 | 1213 | 720 | 376 |
41 | Hey Harry, I’m having second thoughts about playing at Roswell. | 1.6344 | 0.01918 | 1365 | 683 | 498 | 184 |
42 | They say that they've been watching and you've been cheating. | 1.6111 | 0.01628 | 2101 | 1152 | 614 | 335 |
43 | I dont care if they're not members of this club! I'm letting them play through! | 1.6108 | 0.01879 | 1449 | 762 | 489 | 198 |
44 | I know it looks like a space ship, but it's just a Roomba cleaning up. | 1.5785 | 0.02408 | 854 | 467 | 280 | 107 |
45 | Alien invasion be damned. I'm still gonna make this putt. | 1.5782 | 0.02195 | 1017 | 554 | 338 | 125 |
46 | They better be wearing slacks and a collared shirt when they get out to put. | 1.5716 | 0.02339 | 929 | 520 | 287 | 122 |
47 | And you thought the windmill was tough. | 1.5632 | 0.02126 | 1353 | 838 | 268 | 247 |
48 | I told you this club hired illegal aliens. | 1.5609 | 0.02150 | 1257 | 762 | 285 | 210 |
49 | There's a saucer in front of my cup! | 1.5576 | 0.02208 | 1112 | 656 | 292 | 164 |
50 | They're returning your lost ball. | 1.5535 | 0.02230 | 1057 | 619 | 291 | 147 |
51 | The odds of making this shot are astronomical. | 1.5518 | 0.03787 | 357 | 207 | 103 | 47 |
52 | They want to be taken to our leader. Is it you or Jim that’s at three under? | 1.5511 | 0.02209 | 1027 | 591 | 306 | 130 |
53 | They thought they were saving a tiny planet from a black hole. | 1.5504 | 0.02243 | 1052 | 621 | 283 | 148 |
54 | They’re letting everyone in the club now. | 1.5466 | 0.02585 | 686 | 383 | 231 | 72 |
55 | Did you bring your rule book? | 1.5466 | 0.02445 | 783 | 441 | 256 | 86 |
56 | Is our leader still Tiger Woods | 1.5448 | 0.02259 | 1048 | 627 | 271 | 150 |
57 | So I can move the saucer, but I have to take an extra stroke...and maybe get vaporized. | 1.5378 | 0.02698 | 621 | 350 | 208 | 63 |
58 | They said, "take me to your leader". I'm 3 under par, what's your score? | 1.5366 | 0.02372 | 874 | 511 | 257 | 106 |
59 | The PGA's attempt to reach a wider audience is getting ridiculous | 1.5364 | 0.02457 | 852 | 508 | 231 | 113 |
60 | They claim the flag is theirs. | 1.5353 | 0.02372 | 893 | 528 | 252 | 113 |
61 | I mastered this move in Mini Golf. | 1.5344 | 0.02998 | 494 | 278 | 168 | 48 |
62 | I gave them directions to miniature golf. | 1.5343 | 0.02644 | 700 | 410 | 206 | 84 |
63 | Thanks, I'll let NASA know you found Alan Shepard's ball. | 1.5333 | 0.02467 | 840 | 502 | 228 | 110 |
64 | It's started laying little white eggs. | 1.5287 | 0.02744 | 628 | 366 | 192 | 70 |
65 | They are telling me that they found your ball. | 1.5275 | 0.02455 | 783 | 457 | 239 | 87 |
66 | This isn't the hole. These guys just claimed our planet with a flag. | 1.5234 | 0.02645 | 791 | 497 | 174 | 120 |
67 | This is last time we golf in Roswell! | 1.5181 | 0.02556 | 772 | 470 | 204 | 98 |
68 | Shh! I'm about to make contact. | 1.5170 | 0.02455 | 766 | 451 | 234 | 81 |
69 | They want me to take them to our leader! I know Trump is around here somewhere, if we are lucky, maybe they'll take him off our hands. | 1.5121 | 0.02722 | 742 | 473 | 158 | 111 |
70 | How about a gimme and we don’t risk interstellar war | 1.5110 | 0.02638 | 681 | 409 | 196 | 76 |
71 | It took your ball. How many strokes is that? | 1.5078 | 0.02986 | 516 | 308 | 154 | 54 |
72 | They want to know why humans can't count when they have a club in their hand. | 1.5075 | 0.04302 | 266 | 163 | 71 | 32 |
73 | Little green men on the little green, man. | 1.5060 | 0.02702 | 662 | 404 | 181 | 77 |
74 | Am I supposed to aim for the cup or the saucer? | 1.5047 | 0.02909 | 640 | 410 | 137 | 93 |
75 | I don't know if I should call NASA or just take the one stoke penalty | 1.5040 | 0.02805 | 627 | 387 | 164 | 76 |
76 | They're challenging us to a round of miniature golf. | 1.5037 | 0.02668 | 679 | 416 | 184 | 79 |
77 | On second thought you can go ahead and play through. | 1.5031 | 0.02618 | 652 | 388 | 200 | 64 |
78 | I guess it wasn’t a birdie. | 1.5025 | 0.02731 | 609 | 365 | 182 | 62 |
79 | They’re asking to be taken to our former leader, he owes them money. | 1.4992 | 0.02965 | 629 | 410 | 124 | 95 |
80 | They’re friendly. You can come out of the bunker. | 1.4984 | 0.02804 | 630 | 393 | 160 | 77 |
81 | Close encounters on the third hole. | 1.4967 | 0.02754 | 602 | 365 | 175 | 62 |
82 | Watch this. Here goes one small put for mankind. | 1.4966 | 0.02945 | 590 | 374 | 139 | 77 |
83 | Fred! Come move your @#$%& ball marker! | 1.4964 | 0.02976 | 550 | 342 | 143 | 65 |
84 | They won't let us play through until we surrender the planet. | 1.4923 | 0.02864 | 585 | 364 | 154 | 67 |
85 | They're asking why we do this. | 1.4907 | 0.03085 | 540 | 346 | 123 | 71 |
86 | Nah, I think he just wants to play through. | 1.4902 | 0.02926 | 512 | 309 | 155 | 48 |
87 | I’m gonna need a ruling. | 1.4882 | 0.02859 | 551 | 337 | 159 | 55 |
88 | Bring me my Area 51 iron. | 1.4879 | 0.02920 | 578 | 366 | 142 | 70 |
89 | I missed the cup but I hit the saucer. | 1.4868 | 0.02941 | 567 | 359 | 140 | 68 |
90 | The hazards on this course are out of this world. | 1.4854 | 0.02860 | 583 | 366 | 151 | 66 |
91 | They said if we play through, they’ll destroy all life on the planet. But I’m six feet away from my first eagle..whaddya think? | 1.4843 | 0.03071 | 543 | 351 | 121 | 71 |
92 | Sorry, the rule book specifically states you get relief from ‘man made’ objects. | 1.4836 | 0.03969 | 275 | 167 | 83 | 25 |
93 | What's the rule for extraterrestrial hazards? | 1.4786 | 0.02873 | 491 | 294 | 159 | 38 |
94 | Mark it down as a bogey! | 1.4785 | 0.03089 | 418 | 249 | 138 | 31 |
95 | It wants to know if this is Mar-a-Lago | 1.4781 | 0.03248 | 479 | 311 | 107 | 61 |
96 | He says they won't leave until they can speak to Tiger. | 1.4770 | 0.03050 | 501 | 316 | 131 | 54 |
97 | More ballots just came in. | 1.4751 | 0.03355 | 522 | 362 | 72 | 88 |
98 | He said take me to your leader. I'm up one. Does that mean it's me? | 1.4725 | 0.02932 | 510 | 317 | 145 | 48 |
99 | He’s asking me to take him to my Masters | 1.4711 | 0.03154 | 484 | 312 | 116 | 56 |
100 | Talk about a bad lie. It said, "We come as friends." | 1.4710 | 0.03313 | 431 | 276 | 107 | 48 |
101 | We wouldn’t want our moon near a black hole, either. | 1.4690 | 0.03508 | 435 | 293 | 80 | 62 |
102 | Let's make this the last time we play golf in Roswell. | 1.4690 | 0.03354 | 435 | 283 | 100 | 52 |
103 | I was actually praying for a birdie when this landed. | 1.4684 | 0.03133 | 459 | 290 | 123 | 46 |
104 | They're protesting Alan Shepard leaving a golf ball on the Moon. | 1.4665 | 0.03219 | 448 | 287 | 113 | 48 |
105 | They've mistaken us for intelligent life. | 1.4658 | 0.03413 | 438 | 291 | 90 | 57 |
106 | Hey, Ed, mind if I improve my lie? | 1.4649 | 0.03527 | 342 | 213 | 99 | 30 |
107 | Hal, after you see this, I don't want to hear you whining about the water hazard. | 1.4645 | 0.03244 | 422 | 267 | 114 | 41 |
108 | They claim it’s their flag. | 1.4644 | 0.03366 | 407 | 261 | 103 | 43 |
109 | Yeah, it landed on the green. | 1.4633 | 0.03101 | 436 | 271 | 128 | 37 |
110 | Hey Sid, may need a ruling from NASA on this one. | 1.4622 | 0.03560 | 344 | 217 | 95 | 32 |
111 | I don’t have a hazmat suit or a laser gun in my bag. So let’s just tell them they can play through. | 1.4620 | 0.03106 | 461 | 293 | 123 | 45 |
112 | He's asking us to take him to our leaderboard." | 1.4617 | 0.03230 | 418 | 264 | 115 | 39 |
113 | Some tiny voice just asked me where the little asteroid came from. | 1.4615 | 0.03297 | 403 | 255 | 110 | 38 |
114 | They wanna speak with Tiger. | 1.4611 | 0.03578 | 360 | 232 | 90 | 38 |
115 | It's cool, they're letting us play through! | 1.4597 | 0.02994 | 472 | 296 | 135 | 41 |
116 | Can I move unidentified objects? | 1.4586 | 0.03028 | 471 | 298 | 130 | 43 |
117 | It's not a man-made obstruction, you must play it as it lies. | 1.4585 | 0.03293 | 410 | 262 | 108 | 40 |
118 | The lengths you’ll go to to distract my put. | 1.4551 | 0.03350 | 334 | 203 | 110 | 21 |
119 | Now I see why this is Hole 51. | 1.4548 | 0.03276 | 431 | 281 | 104 | 46 |
120 | It's an unidentified lying object. | 1.4535 | 0.03697 | 344 | 226 | 80 | 38 |
121 | Well, aliens are better than geese poop. | 1.4532 | 0.03643 | 342 | 222 | 85 | 35 |
122 | Can I borrow a ball? I get the feeling this one is not coming back. | 1.4531 | 0.03219 | 426 | 274 | 111 | 41 |
123 | Can I have a ruling on this? | 1.4526 | 0.03314 | 380 | 240 | 108 | 32 |
124 | They're playing through! | 1.4517 | 0.03195 | 414 | 263 | 115 | 36 |
125 | I'm about to hit a bogey. | 1.4515 | 0.03791 | 299 | 191 | 81 | 27 |
126 | I stopped the invasion, but it cost me a hole in one. | 1.4505 | 0.03070 | 455 | 291 | 123 | 41 |
127 | Get the driver. | 1.4501 | 0.03366 | 391 | 253 | 100 | 38 |
128 | Bob! I think your ball's been abducted!" | 1.4496 | 0.03229 | 427 | 277 | 108 | 42 |
129 | Finally a golf story that my friends find remotely entertaining! | 1.4473 | 0.03640 | 351 | 232 | 81 | 38 |
130 | “It says it’s an immovable obstruction and to think otherwise is dangerous.” | 1.4459 | 0.03677 | 305 | 194 | 86 | 25 |
131 | They want me to take them to our leader. You're winning, right? | 1.4448 | 0.03536 | 362 | 238 | 87 | 37 |
132 | Ed… The Roomba just sucked up your ball. | 1.4438 | 0.03730 | 356 | 242 | 70 | 44 |
133 | I told you it landed on the green! | 1.4430 | 0.03395 | 386 | 253 | 95 | 38 |
134 | And then a UFO landed on the green so I missed my putt"... Think anyone's gonna buy that? | 1.4406 | 0.03472 | 345 | 222 | 94 | 29 |
135 | Should I aim for the cup or the saucer? | 1.4392 | 0.03604 | 378 | 258 | 74 | 46 |
136 | Definitely a gimme, right? | 1.4379 | 0.03694 | 306 | 198 | 82 | 26 |
137 | They're telling me they know an easier way to put a ball in a hole. | 1.4371 | 0.03819 | 334 | 228 | 66 | 40 |
138 | Diversity, schmersity. This a private club. | 1.4348 | 0.04119 | 253 | 166 | 64 | 23 |
139 | Does the next hole have the windmill?? | 1.4348 | 0.03517 | 345 | 226 | 88 | 31 |
140 | Rule 15a.3c states a UFO in the line of putting can be moved one club’s length. | 1.4343 | 0.03576 | 327 | 213 | 86 | 28 |
141 | You’re right. That’s not our flag. | 1.4310 | 0.03513 | 355 | 236 | 85 | 34 |
142 | Wants to be taken to the leaderboard. | 1.4308 | 0.03618 | 318 | 208 | 83 | 27 |
143 | He's looking for intelligent life. Asked if I know any non-golfers? | 1.4299 | 0.03769 | 328 | 223 | 69 | 36 |
144 | I sort of liked it better when the young gal drove the beer cart. | 1.4295 | 0.03848 | 298 | 199 | 70 | 29 |
145 | Apparently they just landed and are claiming the green. | 1.4294 | 0.03474 | 326 | 210 | 92 | 24 |
146 | They want to know what we've learned from studying all these black holes... | 1.4294 | 0.03575 | 340 | 226 | 82 | 32 |
147 | This hole has an unidentified flying obstacle. | 1.4290 | 0.03384 | 331 | 211 | 98 | 22 |
148 | We need the rules guy. | 1.4290 | 0.03438 | 359 | 237 | 90 | 32 |
149 | A simple dime would've been sufficient. | 1.4277 | 0.03839 | 311 | 211 | 67 | 33 |
150 | Shall we take them to our leader or just play through? | 1.4274 | 0.03233 | 358 | 228 | 107 | 23 |
151 | They want to play through. | 1.4227 | 0.03692 | 291 | 190 | 79 | 22 |
152 | They said they can see the kink in your backswing from space. | 1.4225 | 0.03980 | 284 | 193 | 62 | 29 |
153 | Could you use a smaller marker? | 1.4221 | 0.03868 | 289 | 194 | 68 | 27 |
154 | Is an alien spacecraft considered to be a movable or immovable obstruction?" | 1.4217 | 0.03736 | 313 | 211 | 72 | 30 |
155 | They'll let us play through for the Wi-Fi password. | 1.4202 | 0.03537 | 357 | 243 | 78 | 36 |
156 | It wants to see the leader board. | 1.4201 | 0.03844 | 288 | 193 | 69 | 26 |
157 | They were told they were to address the ball | 1.4201 | 0.03535 | 338 | 226 | 82 | 30 |
158 | What do you mean that the weirder thing is me being on the green in 2? | 1.4169 | 0.03814 | 307 | 210 | 66 | 31 |
159 | Most players put down a coin. | 1.4161 | 0.03595 | 298 | 195 | 82 | 21 |
160 | No problem. Golf has a rule for everything. | 1.4149 | 0.03734 | 282 | 186 | 75 | 21 |
161 | Somebody came a long way to watch me sink this putt. | 1.4145 | 0.04069 | 275 | 190 | 56 | 29 |
162 | They need a driver. | 1.4121 | 0.03513 | 330 | 221 | 82 | 27 |
163 | Looks like the little green men took it too literally. | 1.4115 | 0.03948 | 260 | 174 | 65 | 21 |
164 | They said if we keep on whacking their eggs, they're going to zap are planet. | 1.4108 | 0.03989 | 297 | 209 | 54 | 34 |
165 | I would have appreciated a little more specificity when the pro shop warned us about the “green” men. | 1.4095 | 0.03459 | 337 | 226 | 84 | 27 |
166 | When I asked for "Help From Above," I should have been more specific. | 1.4083 | 0.04418 | 240 | 169 | 44 | 27 |
167 | There's a saucer next to the cup | 1.4070 | 0.04115 | 258 | 178 | 55 | 25 |
168 | I'm gonna let them play through. | 1.4068 | 0.03949 | 263 | 178 | 63 | 22 |
169 | Space hazard! | 1.4058 | 0.03640 | 276 | 181 | 78 | 17 |
170 | They want me to change course. | 1.4052 | 0.04260 | 269 | 193 | 43 | 33 |
171 | Too late. They planted their flag first. | 1.4037 | 0.04014 | 270 | 187 | 57 | 26 |
172 | Should I chip over or putt under? | 1.4027 | 0.03488 | 298 | 196 | 84 | 18 |
173 | Hey, Joe, I think my last shot put us into the 'Twilight Zone.' | 1.4015 | 0.03935 | 274 | 189 | 60 | 25 |
174 | Your golf balls just arrived. | 1.4000 | 0.03922 | 265 | 181 | 62 | 22 |
175 | He said he followed his ball through a black hole and wound up here! | 1.3993 | 0.03854 | 268 | 182 | 65 | 21 |
176 | Not a birdie, or an eagle...keep guessing. | 1.3992 | 0.04211 | 243 | 169 | 51 | 23 |
177 | They want me to take them to the leader in the clubhouse. | 1.3979 | 0.04384 | 191 | 127 | 52 | 12 |
178 | They said if I hit the little round creature again I will be disintegrated! Is that a gimme? | 1.3977 | 0.03856 | 264 | 179 | 65 | 20 |
179 | Again? Once the Pentagon outed these things, they seem to like being identified. | 1.3958 | 0.03596 | 288 | 193 | 76 | 19 |
180 | This is why I hate playing on Astroturf! | 1.3957 | 0.04353 | 235 | 166 | 45 | 24 |
181 | It came from a galaxy par, par away. | 1.3957 | 0.03788 | 278 | 190 | 66 | 22 |
182 | I hate this hole, my ball always goes missing. | 1.3957 | 0.05650 | 139 | 98 | 27 | 14 |
183 | My putt could be a declaration of war. | 1.3956 | 0.04221 | 225 | 154 | 53 | 18 |
184 | They said, “Take me to your clubhouse leader.” | 1.3949 | 0.04441 | 195 | 132 | 49 | 14 |
185 | They’re asking me to take them to our Leaderboard. | 1.3947 | 0.03870 | 266 | 182 | 63 | 21 |
186 | If they didn't believe my hole in one they will never believe this. | 1.3946 | 0.03959 | 261 | 180 | 59 | 22 |
187 | Is this a Roswell par 5? | 1.3945 | 0.03750 | 289 | 199 | 66 | 24 |
188 | They want to know how we got Taylor Swift tickets. | 1.3930 | 0.04329 | 257 | 187 | 39 | 31 |
189 | They're saying they want their moon back. | 1.3923 | 0.03853 | 260 | 177 | 64 | 19 |
190 | They want to see our leader. Aren't you winning? | 1.3915 | 0.03754 | 258 | 173 | 69 | 16 |
191 | I think we better let them play through. | 1.3911 | 0.03816 | 271 | 186 | 64 | 21 |
192 | Hey could you move your ball marker a little to the left? | 1.3910 | 0.03649 | 289 | 197 | 71 | 21 |
193 | By the way, yes, I think they’ll eventually charge him with obstruction of justice. | 1.3907 | 0.04201 | 215 | 146 | 54 | 15 |
194 | Let's just call this a bogey. | 1.3889 | 0.03523 | 270 | 178 | 79 | 13 |
195 | So little green men put my ball a foot closer to the hole than yours. Show me the rule that says that’s a problem. | 1.3879 | 0.04262 | 214 | 147 | 51 | 16 |
196 | They’re wearing little green jackets… | 1.3876 | 0.03946 | 258 | 179 | 58 | 21 |
197 | Mine's in the cup. They must be returning one of Alan Shepard's. | 1.3864 | 0.04179 | 220 | 151 | 53 | 16 |
198 | We have a close encounter of the third hole! | 1.3852 | 0.04250 | 257 | 187 | 41 | 29 |
199 | You have a Rules Book handy? | 1.3843 | 0.04167 | 242 | 171 | 49 | 22 |
200 | Damn frisbee golf! | 1.3843 | 0.04156 | 229 | 159 | 52 | 18 |
201 | They say playing through would be a declaration of war. | 1.3840 | 0.03950 | 250 | 173 | 58 | 19 |
202 | Golf’s popularity is getting out of this world. | 1.3838 | 0.04717 | 185 | 130 | 39 | 16 |
203 | Hey, Sid! Got a copy of the rulebook? | 1.3837 | 0.03791 | 245 | 165 | 66 | 14 |
204 | It wasn't a bird you hit. | 1.3834 | 0.03996 | 253 | 177 | 55 | 21 |
205 | I think I know who’s stealing the balls Carl. | 1.3833 | 0.04086 | 227 | 156 | 55 | 16 |
206 | Will you bring my 51 iron | 1.3817 | 0.04050 | 241 | 168 | 54 | 19 |
207 | They're saying, I can play through as soon as I get probed. | 1.3816 | 0.04347 | 228 | 163 | 43 | 22 |
208 | Your hole in one suddenly doesn't seem so important anymore, Todd. | 1.3816 | 0.04435 | 228 | 165 | 39 | 24 |
209 | They're telling me to just use a chipping wedge! | 1.3815 | 0.03991 | 270 | 193 | 51 | 26 |
210 | What if I miss the cup but get the saucer? | 1.3799 | 0.04287 | 229 | 163 | 45 | 21 |
211 | It's those little greensmen again. | 1.3798 | 0.04173 | 208 | 142 | 53 | 13 |
212 | Well of course it's a bad lie. | 1.3796 | 0.04224 | 216 | 150 | 50 | 16 |
213 | They said ‘Take me to your leader’ and you are up 2 strokes, so….. | 1.3793 | 0.04290 | 232 | 166 | 44 | 22 |
214 | No worries. The ball will roll right under. | 1.3792 | 0.03792 | 240 | 162 | 65 | 13 |
215 | Little big for a marker, isn't it? | 1.3791 | 0.03638 | 277 | 190 | 69 | 18 |
216 | They are saying 'Take us to the Masters'. | 1.3786 | 0.04730 | 206 | 151 | 32 | 23 |
217 | The rules say I can remove a foreign object from the green, right? | 1.3778 | 0.04006 | 225 | 154 | 57 | 14 |
218 | Do you have a copy of the rules book? | 1.3777 | 0.04052 | 233 | 162 | 54 | 17 |
219 | With the score tied, Bill knew it was one small putt for man, one giant lead for mankind. | 1.3757 | 0.04635 | 189 | 134 | 39 | 16 |
220 | Apparently they discovered this black hole first. | 1.3750 | 0.04319 | 216 | 153 | 45 | 18 |
221 | I swear. It was in the hole and this little guy came out and moved it. | 1.3750 | 0.04123 | 248 | 178 | 47 | 23 |
222 | Where else would you expect little green men to land? | 1.3750 | 0.04061 | 232 | 162 | 53 | 17 |
223 | You’re two under par, Ned, I think that makes you the leader. | 1.3739 | 0.04137 | 222 | 155 | 51 | 16 |
224 | Rules are rules ... you have to play it as it lies. | 1.3735 | 0.03781 | 249 | 171 | 63 | 15 |
225 | They're light years ahead of us. I'm letting 'em play through. | 1.3734 | 0.04225 | 233 | 167 | 45 | 21 |
226 | Seriously, I think we should let these guys play through. | 1.3719 | 0.04110 | 242 | 173 | 48 | 21 |
227 | One small putt for man | 1.3711 | 0.04424 | 194 | 136 | 44 | 14 |
228 | I think they are looking for AstroTurf. | 1.3711 | 0.04301 | 194 | 134 | 48 | 12 |
229 | What do you mean this doesn't qualify as a man made obstruction? | 1.3710 | 0.04146 | 221 | 155 | 50 | 16 |
230 | Literally, little green men, Bob | 1.3709 | 0.04457 | 213 | 154 | 39 | 20 |
231 | They came in peace but without basic etiquette. | 1.3705 | 0.04250 | 224 | 160 | 45 | 19 |
232 | Someone's eagle has landed. | 1.3702 | 0.03930 | 208 | 140 | 59 | 9 |
233 | You mind if I wait until they take off? | 1.3700 | 0.04116 | 227 | 160 | 50 | 17 |
234 | Let’s let them play through. | 1.3696 | 0.03887 | 230 | 158 | 59 | 13 |
235 | Do you think they would mind if I played through?” | 1.3693 | 0.03768 | 241 | 165 | 63 | 13 |
236 | I didn't hit the cup but maybe the saucer. | 1.3690 | 0.04818 | 168 | 119 | 36 | 13 |
237 | No worries. They are looking for the miniature golf course. | 1.3686 | 0.04049 | 236 | 167 | 51 | 18 |
238 | They say if I can get the ball up the ramp and in the door I win a free game. | 1.3684 | 0.04900 | 171 | 123 | 33 | 15 |
239 | What did you expect at the UFOpen? | 1.3682 | 0.04184 | 239 | 173 | 44 | 22 |
240 | Bring the rule book! | 1.3680 | 0.03971 | 250 | 178 | 52 | 20 |
241 | They want to be taken to whoever is in the lead. | 1.3678 | 0.03890 | 242 | 169 | 57 | 16 |
242 | You sure weren't kidding when you said this Roswell course is tough. | 1.3677 | 0.04260 | 223 | 160 | 44 | 19 |
243 | It wants to know who's leading. | 1.3671 | 0.04112 | 207 | 143 | 52 | 12 |
244 | Your ball is further away, so you make first contact. | 1.3657 | 0.04502 | 216 | 159 | 35 | 22 |
245 | Hey Mike, I think I’ve figured out where all our missing balls have gone… | 1.3654 | 0.04039 | 208 | 143 | 54 | 11 |
246 | I think I preferred the windmill on the last hole. | 1.3649 | 0.04325 | 211 | 151 | 43 | 17 |
247 | Move the cup. I'm not touching the saucer. | 1.3649 | 0.04220 | 211 | 149 | 47 | 15 |
248 | NASA will just say it's an unplayable lie. | 1.3646 | 0.04507 | 192 | 137 | 40 | 15 |
249 | He wants to know how to get in touch with President Trump? They have a special place for him on Mars, as a favor to us. | 1.3645 | 0.04579 | 214 | 159 | 32 | 23 |
250 | Those damn disc golfers are way off course. | 1.3644 | 0.04181 | 225 | 161 | 46 | 18 |
251 | Could I have a ruling over here? | 1.3641 | 0.04380 | 184 | 128 | 45 | 11 |
252 | He said he'd probe me if we tried to play through. | 1.3636 | 0.04292 | 176 | 120 | 48 | 8 |
253 | I think I know what happened to our caddie. | 1.3636 | 0.04098 | 220 | 155 | 50 | 15 |
254 | This is the last time we play Roswell. | 1.3629 | 0.04073 | 237 | 170 | 48 | 19 |
255 | Finally! A chance to use my Alien Encounter club! | 1.3628 | 0.04305 | 226 | 165 | 40 | 21 |
256 | What if the movable foreign object doesn't want to move? | 1.3619 | 0.04175 | 210 | 148 | 48 | 14 |
257 | You must be looking for the disc golf course. | 1.3619 | 0.04175 | 210 | 148 | 48 | 14 |
258 | What? Now the Martians want their own pro-golf tournament | 1.3608 | 0.04408 | 194 | 138 | 42 | 14 |
259 | It's asking if we mind if it plays through" | 1.3603 | 0.03826 | 247 | 174 | 57 | 16 |
260 | Bob they can see how bad you are from the moon | 1.3600 | 0.04486 | 200 | 145 | 38 | 17 |
261 | It’s either a gimme or a takeme. | 1.3591 | 0.04289 | 220 | 160 | 41 | 19 |
262 | I got a bogey over here! | 1.3587 | 0.03848 | 223 | 154 | 58 | 11 |
263 | Hey! You are never going to believe this! I landed 3 feet from the pin! | 1.3587 | 0.03952 | 223 | 156 | 54 | 13 |
264 | You could have used a dime to mark your spot. | 1.3578 | 0.03904 | 218 | 151 | 56 | 11 |
265 | I think I know what's been happening to our lost balls. | 1.3571 | 0.04380 | 210 | 153 | 39 | 18 |
266 | Bring my wedge. | 1.3564 | 0.04103 | 202 | 141 | 50 | 11 |
267 | They seem friendly… they said we can play through. | 1.3564 | 0.04221 | 202 | 143 | 46 | 13 |
268 | They were aiming for Mars but shanked it. | 1.3558 | 0.05199 | 163 | 122 | 24 | 17 |
269 | What’s the rule about moveable obstructions? | 1.3558 | 0.03785 | 208 | 141 | 60 | 7 |
270 | Can you move your ball marker? | 1.3553 | 0.04292 | 197 | 140 | 44 | 13 |
271 | THIS is why I don't like to play Hole 51! | 1.3550 | 0.04421 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
272 | I said, your eagle has landed | 1.3544 | 0.04758 | 158 | 112 | 36 | 10 |
273 | They are saying 'Take us to your leaderboard.' | 1.3544 | 0.04274 | 206 | 148 | 43 | 15 |
274 | The Double-Bogey has landed.” | 1.3524 | 0.04267 | 210 | 152 | 42 | 16 |
275 | They’re looking for mini-golf, | 1.3518 | 0.04315 | 199 | 143 | 42 | 14 |
276 | I think I just figured out why their called little, green men. | 1.3514 | 0.04342 | 185 | 131 | 43 | 11 |
277 | They have a question about extended vehicle warranties. | 1.3514 | 0.04730 | 185 | 137 | 31 | 17 |
278 | Hey Charlie, the group in front of us is still on the green. I expected them to be light years ahead. | 1.3512 | 0.04283 | 205 | 148 | 42 | 15 |
279 | They say they're from a galaxy par par away... | 1.3511 | 0.04614 | 188 | 138 | 34 | 16 |
280 | Tell Trump cheating is no longer welcome at Mar A Lago even if he still controls “Space Force”. | 1.3505 | 0.04451 | 194 | 141 | 38 | 15 |
281 | After this bogey, you’re the leader Ralph. It’s you they want to speak with. | 1.3503 | 0.04461 | 197 | 144 | 37 | 16 |
282 | Do what you want Elon - I'm still a better golfer than you | 1.3497 | 0.04637 | 183 | 134 | 34 | 15 |
283 | Your Amazon order is here. | 1.3494 | 0.04429 | 166 | 116 | 42 | 8 |
284 | They say it looks like a game but they want to know why we play it. | 1.3493 | 0.04276 | 209 | 152 | 41 | 16 |
285 | Ray, they’re claiming my ball hit their windshield and want my insurance information | 1.3493 | 0.04435 | 209 | 155 | 35 | 19 |
286 | Could be a trap. | 1.3492 | 0.04004 | 189 | 130 | 52 | 7 |
287 | I'm gonna need my wedge. | 1.3492 | 0.04073 | 189 | 131 | 50 | 8 |
288 | Let's just call this one a birdie | 1.3488 | 0.03696 | 215 | 147 | 61 | 7 |
289 | Alien in one? | 1.3486 | 0.04503 | 175 | 125 | 39 | 11 |
290 | Oh, so your drone just happened to run out of battery at this exact spot, huh. | 1.3486 | 0.04575 | 175 | 126 | 37 | 12 |
291 | Define foreign object. | 1.3476 | 0.04687 | 187 | 139 | 31 | 17 |
292 | Does this count as a man made object? | 1.3474 | 0.04257 | 190 | 135 | 44 | 11 |
293 | You’re not gonna believe this. I’M ON THE GREEN! | 1.3472 | 0.04521 | 193 | 142 | 35 | 16 |
294 | They say they just wanted to take a close look at a black hole | 1.3470 | 0.04235 | 219 | 161 | 40 | 18 |
295 | He's from your office and says your fired. | 1.3469 | 0.04353 | 196 | 142 | 40 | 14 |
296 | I thought they didn’t allow illegal aliens at Mar-a-Lago? | 1.3464 | 0.04771 | 179 | 133 | 30 | 16 |
297 | They're green. Not sure about their jackets. | 1.3462 | 0.04423 | 156 | 108 | 42 | 6 |
298 | They demand directions to a miniature golf course. | 1.3458 | 0.04252 | 214 | 157 | 40 | 17 |
299 | They want us to take them to our leader, as if he's done something for us lately. | 1.3457 | 0.04350 | 188 | 135 | 41 | 12 |
300 | Well, I’m calling interference. | 1.3457 | 0.04217 | 188 | 133 | 45 | 10 |
301 | Anyone need anything from the drink drone? | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
302 | JEEZ! IF IT'S NOT AN ALLIGATOR IT'S A SPACE SHIP. | 1.3455 | 0.04612 | 191 | 142 | 32 | 17 |
303 | I need relief but can't tell if it's a loose impediment or an immovable obstruction. | 1.3455 | 0.03912 | 220 | 156 | 52 | 12 |
304 | Can you look up 'alien object'? | 1.3454 | 0.03863 | 194 | 133 | 55 | 6 |
305 | Do you have a smaller marker? | 1.3452 | 0.04151 | 197 | 140 | 46 | 11 |
306 | It's ok, George. I told them they want the *Miniature* Golfcourse down the road. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
307 | What's the penalty for First Contact? | 1.3444 | 0.04409 | 180 | 129 | 40 | 11 |
308 | They said that the planet would be better off if I just quit playing. | 1.3443 | 0.04755 | 183 | 137 | 29 | 17 |
309 | They say that they want to play through. | 1.3440 | 0.04040 | 218 | 157 | 47 | 14 |
310 | They insist it's theirs | 1.3436 | 0.04075 | 227 | 166 | 44 | 17 |
311 | You better either move it or turn on the deflector shield. | 1.3430 | 0.04764 | 172 | 127 | 31 | 14 |
312 | I suggest we let them play through. | 1.3430 | 0.04619 | 172 | 125 | 35 | 12 |
313 | I swear, this is my last round at Roswell Country Club. | 1.3425 | 0.04726 | 181 | 135 | 30 | 16 |
314 | Parr, not parsec. | 1.3416 | 0.04587 | 161 | 115 | 37 | 9 |
315 | I sure hope Charlie went to the clubhouse. | 1.3415 | 0.04693 | 164 | 119 | 34 | 11 |
316 | Hey Joe, can I get a ruling? | 1.3405 | 0.04112 | 185 | 130 | 47 | 8 |
317 | So then, is this par for the course? | 1.3405 | 0.04388 | 185 | 134 | 39 | 12 |
318 | Is this interference? | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
319 | They want to play a friendly game for the survival of the human race. | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
320 | What’s the ruling on an alien impediment that threatens all mankind? | 1.3400 | 0.04160 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
321 | What were you saying about this course employing illegal aliens? | 1.3390 | 0.04521 | 177 | 129 | 36 | 12 |
322 | You didn't tell me this was a themed course! | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
323 | We have been studying your human activities for years, but this one still puzzles us. | 1.3373 | 0.04566 | 166 | 120 | 36 | 10 |
324 | Too late. They already planted their flag.” | 1.3371 | 0.04569 | 178 | 131 | 34 | 13 |
325 | I'm just going to mark my ball and wait for further instructions. | 1.3371 | 0.04499 | 178 | 130 | 36 | 12 |
326 | Does this mean I lose a stroke? | 1.3369 | 0.04214 | 187 | 134 | 43 | 10 |
327 | Frank, you need to use a smaller ball marker. | 1.3368 | 0.04301 | 190 | 138 | 40 | 12 |
328 | Hey, guess what? Now I have a cup and saucer! | 1.3367 | 0.04405 | 199 | 148 | 35 | 16 |
329 | They said they’re looking for intelligent life, so we should be good. | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
330 | Do you remember you said my chances of getting an eagle were about as good as seeing a flying saucer today? | 1.3357 | 0.04649 | 143 | 101 | 36 | 6 |
331 | If I had to play through Rick’s work call, then you are going to have to play through this. | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
332 | It says we can play through. | 1.3353 | 0.04489 | 170 | 123 | 37 | 10 |
333 | I think the Roomba escaped from the Lodge. | 1.3352 | 0.04495 | 182 | 134 | 35 | 13 |
334 | Apparently they've heard we store classified documents at golf clubs.... | 1.3350 | 0.04499 | 200 | 151 | 31 | 18 |
335 | I'm not taking a penalty stroke if I get abducted. | 1.3333 | 0.04638 | 138 | 97 | 36 | 5 |
336 | They're from the galaxy Sarcastica. They really like our weapons. | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
337 | I told them they have to leave. They're not wearing collared shirts. | 1.3333 | 0.04706 | 174 | 130 | 30 | 14 |
338 | He says he’s a billionaire from the galaxy next door and would like to play through. | 1.3333 | 0.04169 | 180 | 128 | 44 | 8 |
339 | You don't see a tiny, green putter over there, do you? | 1.3333 | 0.04635 | 174 | 129 | 32 | 13 |
340 | They are asking me if they can take my egg back to Alpha Centauri. | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 186 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
341 | He said, 'Take me to your leader.' You're ahead, so . . . | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
342 | Look! I told you he's a hypocrite! Mar a Lago is full of illegal aliens. | 1.3333 | 0.05253 | 159 | 123 | 19 | 17 |
343 | It’s days like this when I miss our restrictive membership policy. | 1.3316 | 0.04595 | 187 | 141 | 30 | 16 |
344 | This is why I hate golf. | 1.3315 | 0.04295 | 181 | 131 | 40 | 10 |
345 | I shouldn't have used the warp driver.... | 1.3314 | 0.04874 | 169 | 128 | 26 | 15 |
346 | The saucer and cup are mismatched. | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
347 | Hey, isn't this hole supposed to be a windmill? | 1.3312 | 0.04553 | 157 | 113 | 36 | 8 |
348 | The first black hole in one ever. | 1.3311 | 0.05109 | 148 | 111 | 25 | 12 |
349 | You know you can use a coin, right? | 1.3298 | 0.04757 | 188 | 145 | 24 | 19 |
350 | Hey Jim, have you seen my caddy? | 1.3295 | 0.04590 | 176 | 131 | 32 | 13 |
351 | It's saying it's from that new Saudi golf league. | 1.3295 | 0.04729 | 176 | 133 | 28 | 15 |
352 | Would it kill you to yell, 'Fore'? | 1.3294 | 0.04777 | 170 | 128 | 28 | 14 |
353 | Joe, can I see the rule book. | 1.3293 | 0.04504 | 164 | 119 | 36 | 9 |
354 | It's asking us to leave. Says the course is scheduled for crop circles. | 1.3291 | 0.04872 | 158 | 118 | 28 | 12 |
355 | Would you check the rulebook again? | 1.3289 | 0.04739 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
356 | They're threatening to take your ball and go home. | 1.3287 | 0.04345 | 216 | 165 | 31 | 20 |
357 | They’re asking the ball why it is playing with the bogey man. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
358 | Should we play through or just surrender? | 1.3275 | 0.04296 | 171 | 123 | 40 | 8 |
359 | I thought we agreed never to let Jetson play through! | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
360 | I think I can sink it in two without starting an interplanetary war. | 1.3265 | 0.05123 | 147 | 111 | 24 | 12 |
361 | They want to know if we treat all our eggs this badly. | 1.3265 | 0.04938 | 147 | 109 | 28 | 10 |
362 | I say we let them play through. | 1.3263 | 0.04214 | 190 | 139 | 40 | 11 |
363 | Illegal aliens are ruining golf. | 1.3263 | 0.04280 | 190 | 140 | 38 | 12 |
364 | Do you think I should let them play through? | 1.3260 | 0.03986 | 181 | 128 | 47 | 6 |
365 | Mar-a-Lago is getting weirder and weirder. | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
366 | Just great. Now nobody's going to believe what I shot on this hole. | 1.3253 | 0.04458 | 166 | 121 | 36 | 9 |
367 | Hey Bill, Rule 9.03(a) a player is entitled to relief from an alien object and may drop no more than one club length of said object | 1.3247 | 0.04341 | 194 | 145 | 35 | 14 |
368 | Well, technically, I am the leader." | 1.3245 | 0.04656 | 151 | 110 | 33 | 8 |
369 | You know when you said nothing is more unlikely today than a hole-in-one .... | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
370 | Can't you just use a dime like everyone else. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
371 | What’s your score? They want to talk to the leader. | 1.3237 | 0.04633 | 173 | 130 | 30 | 13 |
372 | These extraterrestrials were curious as to why a supposedly intelligent species would want to play such an idiotic game | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
373 | I thanked them for the offer, but said we'd stick with our golf cart. | 1.3234 | 0.04750 | 167 | 126 | 28 | 13 |
374 | please move your mark one galaxy to the right | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
375 | No one is going to believe this! Look how close I came to a hole in one! | 1.3228 | 0.04331 | 158 | 113 | 39 | 6 |
376 | Hey, Alan. I think I found the ball you lost in 1971. | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
377 | I think I’ll just take a mulligan on this one. | 1.3226 | 0.04188 | 155 | 109 | 42 | 4 |
378 | Joe, I think I know what zapped our golf cart. | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
379 | You should see this - you won’t believe it! I landed my shot only 6 feet from the cup! | 1.3221 | 0.05152 | 149 | 114 | 22 | 13 |
380 | They say theirs is a Titleist, too. | 1.3220 | 0.04555 | 177 | 133 | 31 | 13 |
381 | Under the circumstances, I thinks it's a gimmee | 1.3220 | 0.04339 | 177 | 130 | 37 | 10 |
382 | They've asked to be taken to our leaderboard. | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
383 | Does a tiny guy with a tiny ray gun count as a hazard?” | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 122 | 33 | 10 |
384 | I don’t know whether to call the greens keeper, or the Department of Defense. | 1.3209 | 0.04510 | 187 | 142 | 30 | 15 |
385 | It claims it's their ball! | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
386 | Do you know where they can find our leader? | 1.3202 | 0.04391 | 178 | 132 | 35 | 11 |
387 | What's the rule book say about alien obstructions? | 1.3198 | 0.04098 | 197 | 145 | 41 | 11 |
388 | If you really came in peace, you wouldn’t have landed in my line. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
389 | That’s the fifth hole in a row they’ve done this. These tiny aliens are really getting on my nerves. | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
390 | No, no. I'm already double bogey on this hole. The leader is up there somewhere... | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
391 | This little green has little green men. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
392 | In case it comes up, according to the scorecard, who is our leader? | 1.3185 | 0.04522 | 157 | 115 | 34 | 8 |
393 | I'm allowed to move it, but I'm afraid to. | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
394 | If I make this putt, we'll say the eagle has landed. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
395 | He's out of fuel. Get my 6 iron. | 1.3182 | 0.04205 | 198 | 148 | 37 | 13 |
396 | You're two feet away from an interplanetary incident. | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
397 | Can you bring me my wedge? I'm going to need to chip it in. | 1.3182 | 0.04194 | 176 | 128 | 40 | 8 |
398 | It's not a Titleist. It's a Top Flite I think. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
399 | They're asking if they can play through the space time continuum. | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
400 | Well, if YOU think it's a "loose impediment," then YOU move it. | 1.3172 | 0.05151 | 145 | 111 | 22 | 12 |
401 | They want to know who's leading | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
402 | It’s Elon. He wants to buy the ball. | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
403 | We're going to need a ruling on this one." | 1.3171 | 0.04304 | 164 | 119 | 38 | 7 |
404 | This is the last time that I’m playing at Roswell Country Club | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
405 | They want to meet our leader. You're two under. | 1.3168 | 0.04779 | 161 | 122 | 27 | 12 |
406 | I think I know where all the lost golf balls are | 1.3168 | 0.04264 | 161 | 116 | 39 | 6 |
407 | They said to play through since Earth as we know it is doomed anyway. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
408 | They say it’s about time someone showed up, the tall skinny one is useless. | 1.3165 | 0.04407 | 158 | 115 | 36 | 7 |
409 | It's either a UFO or Amazon just drone-delivered your new sleeve of golf balls. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
410 | This golf course seems alien to me Bill | 1.3161 | 0.04461 | 155 | 113 | 35 | 7 |
411 | It's OK. It's decided to look for intelligent life somewhere else. | 1.3161 | 0.05076 | 155 | 120 | 21 | 14 |
412 | I forget,do I aim for the cup or the saucer? | 1.3158 | 0.05315 | 152 | 120 | 16 | 16 |
413 | The good news is you’re on the green, the bad news is NASA is on the way. | 1.3152 | 0.04350 | 184 | 138 | 34 | 12 |
414 | Should I take a mulligan? | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
415 | Hell of a drive | 1.3149 | 0.04399 | 181 | 136 | 33 | 12 |
416 | I shouldn't've had that last beer with lunch... | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
417 | I was under par, but I may have started an intergalactic war. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
418 | What would Tiger do? | 1.3143 | 0.04200 | 175 | 128 | 39 | 8 |
419 | The obstacles are out of this world! | 1.3143 | 0.04502 | 175 | 132 | 31 | 12 |
420 | Not sure an Area 51 golf course was such a great idea. | 1.3141 | 0.04620 | 156 | 116 | 31 | 9 |
421 | Last time this happened I took a seven | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
422 | I know it's a toy, but I don't want to risk starting a war. | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
423 | It wasn't a birdie after all. | 1.3137 | 0.04493 | 153 | 112 | 34 | 7 |
424 | I don't know what happened, but your ball is missing. | 1.3137 | 0.04297 | 153 | 110 | 38 | 5 |
425 | They're asking if you know where the disc golf course is. | 1.3136 | 0.04534 | 169 | 127 | 31 | 11 |
426 | This is the last time we golf in Roswell! | 1.3132 | 0.04165 | 182 | 134 | 39 | 9 |
427 | Just watch .… this next putt is going to be out of this world! | 1.3132 | 0.04447 | 182 | 138 | 31 | 13 |
428 | See! I told you there’d be more than top secret documents stashed here. | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
429 | Go find your own black hole. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
430 | The Roomba needs a new battery. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
431 | Should I wait for the crew to climb out of the cup? | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
432 | What's the club policy on green skinned members? | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
433 | It looks like they're not here to play a round. | 1.3125 | 0.05350 | 144 | 113 | 17 | 14 |
434 | I think he's looking for the disc golf course. | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
435 | This explains the windmill on the front nine. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
436 | Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of the billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption to think that we are the only living things that can birdie the 9th green. | 1.3111 | 0.04264 | 180 | 134 | 36 | 10 |
437 | Take them to our leaderboard. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
438 | This is why I don't like playing in Roswell. | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
439 | Do you believe they came all this way just for golf? | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
440 | I can't believe he is asking for my insurance card, says I dented his fender. | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
441 | He keeps asking for Alan Shepard? | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 104 | 32 | 6 |
442 | It's the new iCaddy. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
443 | The Universe is conspiring against me….again! | 1.3094 | 0.05191 | 139 | 107 | 21 | 11 |
444 | First, it showed me a warm, glowing energy and the secret to peace in the Universe; then, it took my ball from the sand trap and dropped it right here. | 1.3092 | 0.04402 | 152 | 111 | 35 | 6 |
445 | Have you seen a little green ball? | 1.3092 | 0.04781 | 152 | 115 | 27 | 10 |
446 | It seems we're on Hole 235,669 in the Intergalactic Golf Open | 1.3091 | 0.04518 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
447 | Hold on Greg! My Amazon delivery is here! | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
448 | They said it's Alan Shepard's ball. | 1.3089 | 0.05552 | 123 | 95 | 18 | 10 |
449 | Everybody wants to land on the green, but seriously ? | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
450 | Actually, what I said was we could use a little greensman work around here. | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
451 | Those disc golfers have invaded again. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
452 | Could you hand me the driver? These guys want me to swing them back into orbit. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
453 | Sorry, Fred. Your ball just got abducted. | 1.3086 | 0.04574 | 162 | 122 | 30 | 10 |
454 | It's a close encounter of the three-putt kind. | 1.3086 | 0.04561 | 175 | 134 | 28 | 13 |
455 | I'd use an Area 51-iron." | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
456 | Would you consider this a moveable obstruction? | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 35 | 5 |
457 | I’m going to need a bigger golf club | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
458 | I swear, this is the last time I play at the Roswell Country Club. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
459 | Grab my Alien wedge will you? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
460 | Shouldn't the cup and saucer be closer together? | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
461 | Did you see where I left my driver? | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
462 | Public courses! | 1.3062 | 0.04433 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 8 |
463 | Nothing to worry about, they’re letting us play through. | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
464 | They think it's their planet. Wait 'til I make it disappear. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
465 | He is asking to play through. | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
466 | They want directions to the disc golf tournament. | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
467 | They gave back your ball when they saw no embryo inside | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
468 | They are hard to understand but I think they are asking to play through. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
469 | This only happens on the Trump courses. | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
470 | Wedge! | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
471 | Looks like they've come in peace, but have abducted your ball. | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
472 | Turns out it's little men on greens. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
473 | This has to be either a loose impediment or a moveable obstruction. | 1.3038 | 0.04463 | 158 | 118 | 32 | 8 |
474 | Well, it would have made it in. | 1.3026 | 0.04073 | 152 | 109 | 40 | 3 |
475 | I got a unidentified hole in one! | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
476 | It's extraterrestrial. I'm entitled to a mulligan. | 1.3023 | 0.04348 | 129 | 92 | 35 | 2 |
477 | Our leader? That would be Mortie who's shooting two under par. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
478 | I think your ball has been abducted | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
479 | I knew my mini golf skills would come in handy someday. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
480 | You missed the cup, but got the saucer. | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
481 | I accidentally stepped on the pilot while lining up my putt. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
482 | Call the rules official. And notify the Pentagon. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
483 | My ball knocked it out of the sky. | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
484 | Something about "take me to your leaderboard" | 1.3014 | 0.04387 | 146 | 107 | 34 | 5 |
485 | Great, now no one is gonna believe I'm shooting 3 under par. | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
486 | Hey Bill, your eagle has landed. | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
487 | All those years playing Mini Golf is about to finally pay off. | 1.3011 | 0.04378 | 176 | 134 | 31 | 11 |
488 | Could you move your ball mark. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
489 | This brings a whole new meaning to disc golf. | 1.3005 | 0.03893 | 183 | 134 | 43 | 6 |
490 | YOU call SETI. I'm playing through! | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
491 | I'm gonna need you to move your marker. | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
492 | The good news is, I found your ball... | 1.3000 | 0.04588 | 130 | 95 | 31 | 4 |
493 | What’s the rule on alien-made hazards? | 1.2993 | 0.04440 | 137 | 100 | 33 | 4 |
494 | He wants to play through or else he will bring out the probes. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
495 | It's definitely not a birdie. | 1.2987 | 0.04799 | 154 | 119 | 24 | 11 |
496 | I thought the airspace was also restricted. | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
497 | That reminds me Bob.. I must phone home after the next hole.” | 1.2984 | 0.05245 | 124 | 95 | 21 | 8 |
498 | You pick it up! | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
499 | My bad, Phil, I thought they said “can we play through” not “can we probe you”….. | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
500 | The legendary Par 51. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
501 | They said, 'Take me to your leader' -- Martian election-deniers who think Trump is still president and will give them a break on greens fees. | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 104 | 32 | 5 |
502 | They say your swing is terrible and your pants are tacky! | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
503 | Roger, I am going to need a ruling on an "Unidentified Flying Obstruction." | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
504 | Can you believe this?! The guy literally parked right in my line | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
505 | Can you ask the saucer to get away from the cup? | 1.2968 | 0.04859 | 155 | 121 | 22 | 12 |
506 | I don’t know, Fred. It’s pretty bad when they land it closer to the pin from another galaxy. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
507 | This should be an easy one putt compared to that windmill. | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
508 | I regret to inform you, an eagle has landed, it’s just not ours.” | 1.2963 | 0.05369 | 135 | 107 | 16 | 12 |
509 | Two stroke penalty or death ray. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
510 | This is the last time we play on a public course! | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
511 | Talk about close encounters.... | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
512 | They want to know if this is Scotland. | 1.2963 | 0.04867 | 162 | 128 | 20 | 14 |
513 | It's a birdie worth a cataclysmic planetary war? | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
514 | They want to know if this is the 19th hole | 1.2958 | 0.04875 | 142 | 109 | 24 | 9 |
515 | Well, the last shot was close but I think it was of the Third Kind. | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
516 | Tell the Pentagon I'm putting through. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
517 | They want to know if this is Mar-A-Lago | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
518 | My ball was abducted | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
519 | Hey Chuck, get the rulebook out. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
520 | Just let them play on through! | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
521 | You know how you always ask us to give you space while you putt? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
522 | You won’t believe what landed on the green - your ball! | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
523 | Check the rulebook - I get a free drop with UFOs, right? | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
524 | Does a UFO qualify as a movable object without a stroke penalty? | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
525 | It's okay,I told them they could play through. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
526 | Yes I mind if you play through | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
527 | It's my wife's drone. I'm in trouble. I told her I was seeing my girlfriend. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
528 | Heard anything about the Club expanding its universe of members? | 1.2930 | 0.04804 | 157 | 123 | 22 | 12 |
529 | They want to be taken to our Leaderboard. | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
530 | They didn't come to play. | 1.2929 | 0.04808 | 140 | 107 | 25 | 8 |
531 | What if they mistake my swing for an act of aggression | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
532 | What the hell do I do now? I don't want to start an inter-galactic war. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
533 | When did they replace the windmill? | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
534 | Check if he is a member! | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
535 | Hey! Do you mind moving your ball marker? | 1.2924 | 0.04443 | 171 | 132 | 28 | 11 |
536 | First Trump; now Musk. They just can't stand to lose. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
537 | All my mini-golf experience is about to pay off | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
538 | Get me the wedge please. | 1.2920 | 0.04652 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
539 | Is it still an unidentified flying object if it’s on the ground? | 1.2920 | 0.04535 | 137 | 102 | 30 | 5 |
540 | My wife sent you, didn’t she? | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
541 | They told me to stop hitting their Emperor ! | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
542 | Shouldn't extraterrestrial life be considered to be "loose impediments"? | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
543 | Black hole-in-one! | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
544 | Yes, Dave, an invasion counts as a hazard. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
545 | It’s telling me to switch clubs | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
546 | No eagle, no birdie, just another damn UFO. | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
547 | Don't worry, it's just a stray Roomba! | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
548 | Well this is par for the course! | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
549 | According to the rule book I can take a free drop two club lengths away, as long as it's no closer to the warp drive. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
550 | What's your handicap? They want to talk to our 'leader.' | 1.2893 | 0.04580 | 159 | 123 | 26 | 10 |
551 | Can you move your ball marker to the right? It's in my line of putting. | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
552 | Very cute...now get your GD drone out of my way. | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
553 | Dude, what kinda golf cart did you rent? | 1.2891 | 0.04458 | 128 | 94 | 31 | 3 |
554 | What's the rule here? | 1.2889 | 0.04567 | 135 | 101 | 29 | 5 |
555 | This kind of hazard always happens when we play in Roswell. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
556 | They want to be taken to my leader. Well, you're up two holes. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
557 | Klaatu barada nikto golf | 1.2887 | 0.04955 | 142 | 111 | 21 | 10 |
558 | Who's Agnes Moorehead? | 1.2886 | 0.05155 | 149 | 120 | 15 | 14 |
559 | Simon, they want to learn how to play. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
560 | Can you check the rule book under foreign objects? | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
561 | 'Micro-dose', my ass. | 1.2880 | 0.05543 | 125 | 100 | 14 | 11 |
562 | He wants us to take him to our leaderboard. | 1.2879 | 0.05217 | 132 | 104 | 18 | 10 |
563 | Didn't I tell you the golf course would be a great place to make new contacts? | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
564 | You have a rule book on you? | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
565 | Different kind of bogey here. | 1.2878 | 0.04923 | 139 | 108 | 22 | 9 |
566 | They say they can get us into the Masters if we tell them how to get to Roswell, New Mexico. | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
567 | Hey Dav, if OK with you I’m going to let this single play through. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
568 | I’ve lost count, which of us is the leader? | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
569 | It's a Mar-a-Lago green Roomba. It won't move unless I say the election was fake. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
570 | They said: “Take us to your leaderboard.” | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
571 | What's the rule on alien encounters? Is it a "natural force" out an "outside influence"? | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
572 | Apparently golf etiquette is not a universal concept. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
573 | The little guy wants to take a selfie! | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
574 | Bob, you okay if we let them play through? | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
575 | Do I remove the alien probe,or take a gimme? | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
576 | You’ll do anything to win. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
577 | Any idea what the ruling would be on this? | 1.2867 | 0.04471 | 150 | 114 | 29 | 7 |
578 | We must have reached hole 51 | 1.2866 | 0.04612 | 157 | 122 | 25 | 10 |
579 | They asked if they can play through | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
580 | Would you mind moving your ball mark one to the left? | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
581 | George, I don't think your hole in one is going to be the talk of the locker room later. | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
582 | These guys want to play through but there are five of them in there. | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
583 | Which amazes you more? Intelligent life in the universe or landing my approach shot within 10 feet of the pin? | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
584 | There really are little greens men.” | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
585 | Sounds like, “Take me to your leaderboard.” | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
586 | Hey, Ed, we’re in a lot of trouble, turns out Aliens are little white balls with dimples. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 126 | 102 | 12 | 12 |
587 | He says he's here in one. Shall we let him play through? | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
588 | It's one small putt for man, one giant leap to make par. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
589 | Private course, my arse! | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
590 | Maybe they're just playing through. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
591 | It definitely wasn't a birdie | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
592 | What’s the ruling on this? | 1.2848 | 0.04826 | 151 | 119 | 21 | 11 |
593 | Things like this never happened before Elon became club president. | 1.2848 | 0.04917 | 151 | 120 | 19 | 12 |
594 | It’s par for the force. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
595 | They want to be taken to Tiger Woods. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
596 | My ball was rescued from the bottom of the pond by an amphibious alien spacecraft and placed within six feet of the hole, I swear. | 1.2847 | 0.05175 | 137 | 109 | 17 | 11 |
597 | We should let them play through. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
598 | It's a "gimme," isn't it? | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
599 | Every damn time! | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
600 | Call security,This guy’s not a member | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
601 | E.T. go hole. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
602 | My putt's gonna be out of this world. | 1.2845 | 0.04550 | 116 | 85 | 29 | 2 |
603 | They are just trying to understand how you came up with your score | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
604 | Do you have a rule book with you? | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
605 | He asked where he can find intelligent life? | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
606 | I'm taking relief under Rule 16.1d. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
607 | Another alien obstruction! | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
608 | What do you think......To the 16th or infinity and beyond? | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
609 | If it can travel between galaxies, it can find another place to land.” | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
610 | He says the miniature golf course was closed. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
611 | Golf etiquette is obviously alien to them. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
612 | He says it’s either the anal probe or a one-stroke penalty. | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
613 | Closest encounter to the pin. | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
614 | 30 million light years and they land here. | 1.2819 | 0.04268 | 149 | 112 | 32 | 5 |
615 | They want to see our leaderboard. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
616 | Bob, the country club hired the little green men instead of greenskeepers again! | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
617 | Well they don’t come in peace if they blocked my hole in one | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
618 | If they abduct the ball that counts as a shot | 1.2817 | 0.04043 | 142 | 104 | 36 | 2 |
619 | I thought they only had these at miniature golf. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
620 | They're asking if they can play through our dimension and on to the next one. | 1.2812 | 0.05075 | 128 | 100 | 20 | 8 |
621 | This is where my miniature golf skills come in handy. | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
622 | Hey George, does your ball have teeth? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
623 | They want to know if we've found a two-inch long putter. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
624 | This bogey is going to cause me to score a bogey. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
625 | They just want to play through! | 1.2808 | 0.04208 | 146 | 109 | 33 | 4 |
626 | I don't know if I should hit over, under or through. | 1.2808 | 0.04835 | 146 | 115 | 21 | 10 |
627 | I have an unalienable lie | 1.2808 | 0.04427 | 146 | 111 | 29 | 6 |
628 | This his been happening since they added Hole 51! | 1.2808 | 0.04635 | 146 | 113 | 25 | 8 |
629 | How about we double our bet? | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
630 | He is saying Masters should not be plural. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
631 | They want to talk with you about our planet's extended service warranty. | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
632 | Can I get a ruling on this? | 1.2806 | 0.04088 | 139 | 102 | 35 | 2 |
633 | They say there's a worm hole on the back nine. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
634 | Out of this world. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
635 | I can putt under or around or be taken to his leader ... my choice. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
636 | Lemme handle this. I’ve seen Space Jam. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
637 | Look! They brought back my golf balls from 1984 . | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
638 | When they say ‘Take me to your leader,’ do they meant the President or Tiger Woods? | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
639 | do I get line of site relief under the UFO rule when on the green? | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
640 | They’re saying golf squanders the planet’s resources and that I have to call a penalty on myself. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
641 | Did you let them play through? | 1.2793 | 0.04645 | 111 | 82 | 27 | 2 |
642 | They said we could play through. | 1.2791 | 0.04535 | 129 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
643 | This green feels a little alien to me. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
644 | I'm gonna need you to mark that. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
645 | So do I move it and risk interstellar war, or no? | 1.2791 | 0.05159 | 129 | 102 | 18 | 9 |
646 | This is why I hate golfing in Nevada. | 1.2789 | 0.04708 | 147 | 115 | 23 | 9 |
647 | They say they are the greenskeepers. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
648 | They’re little green men. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
649 | I'm declaring an unplausible lie. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
650 | They say they're from Pars. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
651 | It’s the UFO trap again. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
652 | They want to know if this is my egg, and will I sit on the hole once I get it in there. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
653 | I should have expected this after chipping out of that crop circle. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
654 | Is this considered a movable object | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
655 | Lots of undocumented aliens work at this country club. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
656 | We’ll if they’re going to assimilate, they’re going to have to learn golf etiquette. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
657 | They're asking what the point of this is. | 1.2778 | 0.04162 | 126 | 92 | 33 | 1 |
658 | Do you think I possess leaderships qualities? | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
659 | I'm gonna need a ball drop here. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
660 | A creature popped his head out and said "Take me to your leader board." | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
661 | Do I get a free lift? | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
662 | They’ll probably believe this before they believe my score | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
663 | Hey it’s not the end of the world if you don’t get a hole in one. | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
664 | Do you have a rule book? | 1.2769 | 0.05124 | 130 | 103 | 18 | 9 |
665 | They’re trying to keep us from advancing. | 1.2767 | 0.04177 | 159 | 121 | 32 | 6 |
666 | There appears to be an Unidentified Stationary Object in the way. | 1.2761 | 0.05013 | 134 | 106 | 19 | 9 |
667 | I've heard of little green men, but little men on the green? | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
668 | I think my ball is about to be taken hostage. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
669 | Can you grab my saucer wedge? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
670 | I think it's a trap. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
671 | The man inside wants you to take him to your leaderboard. | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
672 | Klaatu barada nikto bogey | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
673 | The new roomba ate my ball. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
674 | When did this course convert to mini golf? | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
675 | It's not worth belonging to a Country Club if this is going to happen. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
676 | It's laughing | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
677 | What do I do? I am the leader… | 1.2754 | 0.05221 | 138 | 112 | 14 | 12 |
678 | I blame Alan Shepard. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
679 | I've got a bit of a cup and saucer situation. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
680 | Wants to be taken to our clubhouse leader. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
681 | It was a close encounter but no hole in one | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
682 | Permission to remove space ship blocking the ball. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
683 | Bobby, can I borrow your rule book again? | 1.2750 | 0.04058 | 160 | 121 | 34 | 5 |
684 | They said they got lost on their way to the miniature golf course. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
685 | Shall I let them play through? | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
686 | Man, these guys will probe any hole” | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
687 | Am I allowed to move an unidentified object. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
688 | Not mine...I was playing titleist. | 1.2746 | 0.04486 | 142 | 109 | 27 | 6 |
689 | He said he’s just playing through. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
690 | Not again" | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
691 | Nice shot. Too bad your ball just got vaporized. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
692 | They said this is a waste of space. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
693 | Hey Joe, can I get a ruling over here. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
694 | Please mark your drone. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
695 | I'm looking at a bogey. | 1.2734 | 0.04108 | 128 | 94 | 33 | 1 |
696 | What’s the stroke rule for a UFO on the green? | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
697 | What did you say was in that Arnold Palmer again? | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
698 | I guess they are little green men. | 1.2734 | 0.04428 | 139 | 106 | 28 | 5 |
699 | We wouldn’t want our moon going into a black hole, either. | 1.2734 | 0.04768 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
700 | I think we need to take a launch break. | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
701 | I need a ruling,guys | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
702 | Okay by you if I just flip this thing over? | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
703 | It's a lie, alright, just not sure if it's playable | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
704 | Obstruction? What obstruction? | 1.2727 | 0.04178 | 132 | 98 | 32 | 2 |
705 | You were right. It is a small alien spaceship." | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
706 | Clearly, this is a free drop zone. | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
707 | If I get abducted again I want a gimme this time! | 1.2721 | 0.04482 | 147 | 114 | 26 | 7 |
708 | Look here Pete, I think LIV is messing with us again. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
709 | He says it breaks left, about 2”. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
710 | They're asking for our planet's Grand Master. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
711 | Interplanetary war or not, I'm not losing a stroke. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
712 | Hey Burt...they're here! Do you think they want to join us? | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
713 | They said Alan Shepard broke their window. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
714 | Regulation or miniature golf? It can't be both at the same time. | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
715 | Apparently, sinking this putt will result in merging the matter and anti-matter universes…is that a one or two-stroke penalty? | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
716 | What's the rule on removing a foreign obstacle? | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
717 | If I wanted to play miniature golf, I wouldn't have joined the country club! | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
718 | It’s a bogey, man! | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
719 | Mine went in. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
720 | There's no allowance for space invasion. | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 88 | 28 | 2 |
721 | Let’s see…drove it into the trees, dropped a ball, punched out, topped a 3-wood, hooked a 5-iron, 9-iron over, pitching wedge to here…THIS IS FOR PAR. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
722 | They want to know if that was an act of aggression or just a lucky shot. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
723 | We need a translator. I think they are saying they either want to learn golf or destroy the planet. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
724 | Nope, not a birdie" | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
725 | They want to see the Leader Board. | 1.2708 | 0.04850 | 144 | 115 | 19 | 10 |
726 | Can I have a gimme for spacecraft obstruction?? | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
727 | It says take me to your orange leader who cheats at golf. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
728 | This may be one small putt for humans. But it is one giant putt for humankind. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
729 | If we hurry, we can finish the round before they disintegrate us. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
730 | Do you recall the Roswell Rule, Stu? | 1.2705 | 0.04514 | 122 | 92 | 27 | 3 |
731 | I liked it better before visitors were allowed on our course. | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
732 | They're recruiting me for the Martian-backed DIE Tour. | 1.2703 | 0.04605 | 111 | 83 | 26 | 2 |
733 | I think we should let them play through. | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
734 | Did you say the new owner once had a chain of miniature golf courses? | 1.2701 | 0.04576 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
735 | Does this count as a 'gimme'? | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
736 | I'd like to call a mulligan? | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
737 | If I sink this putt, you fly off with them. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
738 | Move your damn drone caddie, Bob. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
739 | I thought they fired all the illegal aliens at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.2695 | 0.04815 | 141 | 112 | 20 | 9 |
740 | Add a flying saucer to my handicap. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
741 | It's a trap! | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
742 | They want us to concede | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
743 | Does this count as a bogey? | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
744 | They say that discovering this ritual was the final proof they needed; they'll take over Earth from here. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
745 | Can I get a ruling about this? | 1.2689 | 0.04417 | 119 | 89 | 28 | 2 |
746 | They can’t be that intelligent, they landed right in my line. | 1.2687 | 0.04987 | 134 | 107 | 18 | 9 |
747 | It is a foreign object -RIGHT" | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
748 | OK, now I really don't like golf. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
749 | They’re looking for the Roswell course. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
750 | I guess to little green men it's a logical place to land. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
751 | You got a hole-in-Area-51! | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
752 | They say it'll be a minute. They're on a long distance call. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
753 | May I play through in a multi-dimensional space/time portal | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
754 | Close, but no cigar. Great idea grandpa! | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
755 | They say their drive was longer than mine. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
756 | They say “Take us to your leader!” Wouldn’t that be me? | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
757 | Could you please mark that. | 1.2676 | 0.04111 | 142 | 107 | 32 | 3 |
758 | Is this a hazard? | 1.2672 | 0.04304 | 116 | 86 | 29 | 1 |
759 | It's gonna be a bogey no matter how you look at it. | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
760 | And you didn’t want to play mulligans… | 1.2672 | 0.04029 | 131 | 97 | 33 | 1 |
761 | . "Can't you just use a regular ball marker like everyone else??" | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
762 | Can I move an unidentified object? | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
763 | I can't identify either one of them. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
764 | This is why my wife doesn’t believe me when I tell her I’m going golfing with you… | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
765 | Hey Bill! I think they're gonna probe another hole! | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
766 | I’m gonna chip it. Let’s hope they’re peaceful. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
767 | I asked, but they say they don't want to belong to any club that would accept them as members! | 1.2661 | 0.05261 | 124 | 100 | 15 | 9 |
768 | This range used to be exclusive. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
769 | Well, I might hit a bogey this hole. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
770 | ‘See what I mean? Next they’ll let in women.’ | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
771 | Should we just play through? | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
772 | Sorry, you don’t get relief from that—it’s not a man-made object. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
773 | I figured out what happened to that foursome. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
774 | They want to know what we’re doing. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
775 | Well, I guess it’s bogey for me | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
776 | Would you believe there's a bogey blocking my bogey? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
777 | When I shout 'leader', raise your hand. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
778 | If I don't make this putt the world will end. | 1.2656 | 0.04073 | 128 | 95 | 32 | 1 |
779 | You think an added stroke would be worth avoiding interplanetary war? | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
780 | Hey, this golf cup has its own saucer. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
781 | You still gotta play where it lies Joe | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
782 | Am I allowed to mark this? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
783 | They’re offering a free drop in return for a body scan.” | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
784 | Under rule 15 an unidentifiable flying object is not part of the course | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
785 | They said I’m good from here. Put me down for a par | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
786 | Hey Bob, it wasn't your ball that was hovering over the green. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
787 | They want to see our leader in the clubhouse | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
788 | No worries. They just want to play through. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
789 | Does the Roswell course have special rules on this? | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
790 | Were you playing a titleist or a flying saucer? | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
791 | Bill, they've put their flag up again. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
792 | They said to "Get off their lawn" ! | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
793 | They want to know why I love Lucy. | 1.2645 | 0.04492 | 155 | 123 | 23 | 9 |
794 | The space aliens took your ball again. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
795 | Check the rule book and see what it says about removing foreign objects. | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
796 | If you think this hole is tough, wait until we get to the windmill. | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
797 | I call Rule 16! I call Rule 16! | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
798 | It appears that Number 3 is a black hole. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
799 | A club length, but no closer to the hole, right? | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
800 | It’s little green men. | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
801 | Look up alien obstacles in the rule book. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
802 | You thought I was kidding when I said the universe is conspiring against me…take a look at this! | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
803 | Hmmmm , let’s see. At this trajectory I might just make a mulligan…fore! | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
804 | That’s your ball marker? | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
805 | They’re requesting we take them to see our leaderboard. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
806 | Told you we shouldn’t have played Trump’s course. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
807 | It's a birdy, if I can just calculate the distorted gravity field correctly. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
808 | This is no longer one short putt for a man. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
809 | Call the manager, we shot down another drone again | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
810 | Oh, I get it. Tee time. A cup and a saucer. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
811 | What we have here is my first good lie and an intergalactic incident, and I confess I'm torn. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
812 | You are the leader, not me! | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
813 | What's the rule for first contact on the green? | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
814 | Why can't you use a standard ball marker like every other human? | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
815 | It is NOT a natural hazzard! | 1.2615 | 0.04575 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
816 | Your son's drone isn't enough to break my concentration, Bob. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
817 | Can I take a stroke? | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
818 | Hey Ralph you gotta see this…the group ahead left behind the coolest ball marker ever! | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
819 | I asked if we could play through. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
820 | No worries. It's easier than the windmill hole. | 1.2609 | 0.04294 | 115 | 86 | 28 | 1 |
821 | I told you I'd find a fourth. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
822 | Dave, bring my driver. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
823 | Get that caddie that's interning at NASA on the phone. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
824 | They told us to play through | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
825 | Uhhhh….I think you’re gonna have to move your ball marker. | 1.2606 | 0.04434 | 142 | 111 | 25 | 6 |
826 | No, that wasn't a birdie. | 1.2606 | 0.04434 | 142 | 111 | 25 | 6 |
827 | Too much loft on that shot. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
828 | They can defy the laws of physics, but they're not allowed to defy the rules of golf! | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
829 | Great shot, but you hit a bogey. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
830 | Hey, it's 3rd Rock from the Sun, not 9th Hole From the Sun! | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
831 | I think this used to be a mini-golf course! | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
832 | I hate it when this happens. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
833 | A simple coin or ball marker would suffice | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
834 | As it lies, Jerry. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
835 | I think they just laid claim to a tiny black hole. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
836 | What the fuck? | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
837 | I didn't realize that we were playing miniature golf on this hole. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
838 | I don't want to alarm you, but the entire Martian delegation has died of boredom. | 1.2598 | 0.05269 | 127 | 104 | 13 | 10 |
839 | It doesn't look Saudi Arabian. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
840 | What’s with the fancy ball marker? | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
841 | I'll wait. They shouldn't be here long. They're searching for signs of intelligent life. | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
842 | They're asking if they can play through. | 1.2596 | 0.04531 | 104 | 78 | 25 | 1 |
843 | They say that where they come from this is a gimme. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
844 | They said my last shot was out of this world. | 1.2595 | 0.04139 | 131 | 99 | 30 | 2 |
845 | is he a member? | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
846 | They are asking to borrow my probe. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
847 | They said their saucer was just putting along and told me it's ok to play through. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
848 | Hey, you know how we keep finding those balls from the 1960s? | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
849 | I remember when we didn't allow extraterrestrials | 1.2593 | 0.04627 | 108 | 82 | 24 | 2 |
850 | They’re wondering if you picked up a tiny pitching wedge on the last hole? | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
851 | Well, this is PAR-anormal for the course. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
852 | It’s for a parsec. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
853 | The morning of the invasion Harold learned on thing: the tiny martians hated golf... | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
854 | We can't play through, and 'resistance is futile'? | 1.2589 | 0.05492 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
855 | How strong were those gummies? | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
856 | Grab my ray gun! | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
857 | No wonder the greens fees are out of this world.” | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
858 | Looks like I need the UFO Wedge! | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
859 | They want to play for skins. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
860 | I think a certain caddy we know went to Burning Man again! | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
861 | I found that green guy's ball marker. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
862 | Do alien space ships count as loose impediments and can they be moved? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
863 | Hey, your ball marker just said it would PROBE me if I sink this putt. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
864 | They think the ball is their Captain and won't let me play through | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
865 | It says,'Take me to your leader, and work on your chipping.' | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
866 | You may want to overshoot the hole and come from the other side. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
867 | Would you consider a "gimme" | 1.2581 | 0.05105 | 124 | 100 | 16 | 8 |
868 | I think it said, "Take me to your Leaderboard." | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
869 | They want directions to the disc golf course. | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
870 | They abducted your ball, Ron. | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
871 | Rule 13 ! UFO obstruction allows me to move my ball on the putting green. | 1.2578 | 0.04866 | 128 | 102 | 19 | 7 |
872 | I told you that wasn't an Eagle. | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
873 | Hey, Joe, OK if I move a foreign object from my line? | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
874 | What's rule 16 on obstructions? | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
875 | I have to quit; my ride is here. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
876 | Is it still a UFO if it isn’t flying? | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
877 | I say, if it's winter on Alpha Centauri then we play winter rules! | 1.2574 | 0.04593 | 101 | 76 | 24 | 1 |
878 | I'm just glad they're probing that hole. | 1.2574 | 0.04303 | 136 | 105 | 27 | 4 |
879 | Can you guys PLEASE move your golf cart off the green? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
880 | Can you remember the Club's rules regarding obstructing alien objects? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
881 | No, I don’t know if they came from outer space, but they’re little and they’re on the green, so I’m calling them Little Green Men, okay? | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
882 | They don't call it the Roswell Open for nothing | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
883 | It said, "gimme to your leader." | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
884 | I think it's a temporary moveable obstruction, but it's humming... | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
885 | I hear laughter. | 1.2569 | 0.05438 | 109 | 88 | 14 | 7 |
886 | Tell the little greens men to park in the lot. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
887 | Rule 42(b) clearly states that if there is a movable object between the player and the hole, the player gets a free drop. Steve Weiss, Chicago Illinois | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
888 | ARGH the alien broke my neck ow | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
889 | The extra-terrestrials are pissed off you didn’t yell fore! | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
890 | I nearly always hit an Unfindable Flying Object. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
891 | For once I'm glad you're leading. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
892 | He says he'll leave after he phones home. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
893 | If the impediment is 'unidentified', can I move it without penalty? | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
894 | They said, 'Take me to your leaderboard" | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
895 | Some days I feel like I can play this game and others it just feels alien. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
896 | I don’t recall seeing flying saucers in the course guide’s list of obstacles. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
897 | I think we should have stopped playing after the nineteenth hole... | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
898 | Have you seen a Titleist #2? | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
899 | They came through the black hole-in-one. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
900 | Do you have your copy of the Rule Book? | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
901 | May the Fores be with you. | 1.2558 | 0.04956 | 129 | 104 | 17 | 8 |
902 | I was wrong. I did not shoot a birdie. | 1.2558 | 0.04956 | 129 | 104 | 17 | 8 |
903 | A UFO has landed...and that's not even the most unbelievable thing that just happened! | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
904 | Hey Bill, does the 'Play it as it lies' rule still apply? | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
905 | Have you got the new rule book? | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
906 | They’re kidnapping your birdie! | 1.2553 | 0.04318 | 141 | 110 | 26 | 5 |
907 | Hey Larry, are you playing a Titleist 3.14159265359? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
908 | Phil, you'r right! This new LIV tour really is different. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
909 | He just said take me to your leader! | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
910 | Damn millennials and their disc golf! | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
911 | They want to know what a leaderboard is. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
912 | They want to be taken to our leader — who has the best score? | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
913 | So annoying. I bet they’re all females. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
914 | This proves it, everyone recognizes me as a leader. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
915 | Please tell me you have a new oversized ball marker" | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
916 | I think I just got a hole in the ozone! | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
917 | They want to know where the closest minature golf course is | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
918 | Tell your stupid ball marker to move one club length to my right. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
919 | Klaatu barada nikto" doesn't work like it used to | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
920 | Isn't this a private club? | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
921 | They say it breaks 2.737 degrees toward Arcturus. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
922 | When did the club start hiring alien groundskeepers? | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
923 | Seems this next one may be a blackhole | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
924 | Those disc golfers have a lot of nerve. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
925 | I'm starting to feel a little alienated about golf | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
926 | Oh I knew it! First they allow women to join our club and now look at this. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
927 | It said, “Putt around.” | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
928 | They want to talk to the caddie. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
929 | I'm just going to play through... | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
930 | Tell Ellen I'll be late for dinner and that the earth will be incinerated soon. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
931 | They want us to stop whacking them with our UFOs. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
932 | Make sure you bogey this; they're asking to be taken to our leader. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
933 | I’m done with public courses | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
934 | Who knew they played golf? | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
935 | It's gonna be a bogey, Phil | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
936 | Is this a saucer hazard? | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
937 | They asked to speak to our leader, but unless I sink this putt, that's you. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
938 | It's one club length from a foreign object." | 1.2535 | 0.04518 | 142 | 113 | 22 | 7 |
939 | Still no windmill. Must be on 18. | 1.2533 | 0.03922 | 150 | 115 | 32 | 3 |
940 | Is it a gimmie if an alien is blocking your shot? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
941 | It keeps saying 'take me to your leaderboard.' | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
942 | I don't care how many light years it traveled. You still have to yell "Fore" | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
943 | Nope. I still wouldn't be interested in watching this on TV. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
944 | Can I get an official ruling on this? I know it is not “man made!” | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
945 | See, I told you we shouldn't of let that last group play through. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
946 | Alien obstruction | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
947 | I’m playing it as a man made obstruction unless you can quickly prove otherwise. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
948 | It's not a man made obstruction. You have to leave it. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
949 | Love the new ball marker, Ted. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
950 | I assume this doesn’t qualify for relief under the ‘man-made removable impediment’ rule. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
951 | This is the kind of thing the Republicans are going to fix. | 1.2523 | 0.05648 | 107 | 88 | 11 | 8 |
952 | The Eagle has landed. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
953 | Will you please stop humming "Fly Me to the Moon" | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
954 | They said they are waiting for the president. Should we play through or tell them Trump lost?. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
955 | Forget your ball marker? | 1.2523 | 0.04334 | 111 | 84 | 26 | 1 |
956 | I think they were hoping for disc golf. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
957 | Yes, I think they're little green men. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
958 | I thought this was a private course. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
959 | Bring the driver. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
960 | He has a point. It's not the hole number - the flag is theirs! | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
961 | Apparently we’re now playing Andromeda rules.” | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
962 | He said they were aiming for Mars and wants a mulligan. | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
963 | How diplomatic are you with your putter? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
964 | There's a new hazard on the green! | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
965 | They say they have a higher intelligence, but they've got a lot to learn about golf etiquette. | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
966 | I told you your drive is too high! | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
967 | How the hell did you figure out how to use a drone? | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
968 | I guess "take me to your leader" means you, Larry, since you're shooting six under par. | 1.2517 | 0.04704 | 143 | 116 | 18 | 9 |
969 | He wants to know if he can play through. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
970 | It's voice says, use the pitching wedge ! | 1.2500 | 0.04642 | 88 | 66 | 22 | 0 |
971 | Says he's defending his cousin, Pole. | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
972 | They're asking if we have any extra cannonballs. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
973 | Do you have a smaller ball marker? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
974 | What’s the USGA Rule about a ball that comes to rest in a force field? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
975 | Look how close my shot got to the hole. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
976 | Do I have to allow a play through if it results in the annihilation of a species? | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
977 | What is this...a miniature golf course? | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 132 | 103 | 25 | 4 |
978 | These hazards are out of this world. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
979 | Hey guys,this little alien wants to play through! | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
980 | Yes....I'm SURE this is the short 9 | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
981 | Is there a “ground under invasion” rule? | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
982 | They're saying we should have asked instead of just playing through. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
983 | Does this UFO count as a birdie or an eagle? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
984 | I appreciate your marking your ball, but… | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
985 | Requesting permission to play through. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
986 | Its vacuum feature keeps the green spotless. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
987 | I'm going to ask if we can play through. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
988 | You're not going to believe my lie. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
989 | I know it's a hazard, but I don't think I can declare it man-made. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
990 | I'm going to let him play through | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
991 | I simply asked if you had a coin I could use to mark my ball!?!? | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
992 | I was expecting a hole-in-one. How advanced can they be? | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
993 | They say they need me to sink this shot to open the portal that will get them home | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
994 | Let them play through. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
995 | I thought Thursdays were humans only play? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
996 | Hey! The ball I lost here last year just turned up! | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
997 | It's an unidentified flying obstruction. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
998 | This is a movable obstruction, right? | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
999 | We are not alone !! | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1000 | Great Approach to first contact | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1001 | This may be a long shot, but would mind checking the rulebook? | 1.2483 | 0.04354 | 149 | 119 | 23 | 7 |
1002 | Did he ask to play through? | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1003 | Found my ball and intelligent life. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1004 | Still think golf's not a 'real sport?' | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1005 | Daaaaaad the immigrants are ruining my game againnnnn | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1006 | Elon, your ride is here! | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1007 | They're telling me they're going to use my golf club to probe me. Get a video, it'll go viral! | 1.2479 | 0.05153 | 121 | 99 | 14 | 8 |
1008 | … and they will consider any putt that drops into their cup to be an act of war. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1009 | I stopped playing mini-golf when I was 8 because I couldn't get past the windmills. Now this? | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1010 | They’re looking for a mini-golf course. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1011 | Go big or go home! | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1012 | Who signed me up for disc golf? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1013 | No, that rule only applies to drones. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1014 | HIS game is out of this world | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
1015 | And you thought I was off course. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1016 | I don't want a Close Encounter of the Third Kind. I just want a straight shot at getting a birdie on this hole. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1017 | You'd better bring your driver. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
1018 | They say they need to play through because they're due in Roswell by dusk. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1019 | Something is probing our balls! | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1020 | It said, "Take me to your leader board." | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1021 | Par for the Roswell Club.” 🛸⛳ | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1022 | This may be a bogey. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1023 | This is an impossible lie. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1024 | Do I have to play it as it lies, or take a drop? I’ve never encountered a hazard of the third kind before. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1025 | Do you mind if I play around this existential threat to my spiritual beliefs? | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1026 | Well, you did ask for more greens men. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
1027 | I wonder, what's their handicap? | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1028 | I didn’t think I could sky a golf shot that high!” | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1029 | New hazard. | 1.2475 | 0.04539 | 101 | 77 | 23 | 1 |
1030 | I'm calling this a gimme. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1031 | I have found the trap that was predicted to ruin my landing | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1032 | Negotiating this green just got intergalactic. Bring over the good gin. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1033 | You're upset about the sand trap, but I'm stuck in a tractor beam. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1034 | Hey! I have been invited to play on the moon. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1035 | They say it's their flag and that all of Earth is now under their rule. Moreover, they proclaim this hole to be a par 39. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1036 | Good one, Frank, but the tiny windmill was funnier. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1037 | This is not the miniature golf course | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1038 | Come quickly. They said leader and I’m 2 strokes behind you! | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1039 | Ok… students, on our first stop we will observe how a certain species wastes copious amounts of time and resources. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1040 | It’s something to do with a Back Nine From Outer Space. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1041 | Tell them that this club is for members only. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1042 | There looking for the LIV tour. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1043 | Bill, you're gonna want to see this. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1044 | Can we call this a "gimme"? | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1045 | This new caddy sure is out there. | 1.2460 | 0.04169 | 126 | 97 | 27 | 2 |
1046 | I think I made first contact.” | 1.2460 | 0.04014 | 126 | 96 | 29 | 1 |
1047 | There’s little putting green men. | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1048 | They’re abducting our balls. | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1049 | Can I borrow 20 bucks? They want to go double or nothing with me on this hole. | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1050 | It’s an unbelievable lie! | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1051 | Play around or thru? | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1052 | How about we don't probe the back nine. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1053 | It’s a Close Encounter of the 3-putt. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1054 | They're waiting to meet our leader, and said I can take a free drop. | 1.2458 | 0.05238 | 118 | 97 | 13 | 8 |
1055 | Gimme? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1056 | Good thing I've been working on my short game. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1057 | I'm going to need a ruling on this. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1058 | They brought back the Alvarez home run ball. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1059 | This flying saucer just sucked up your ball ... that's a two stroke penalty for you. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1060 | Jim, uh, I'm going to let them play through. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1061 | They're suggesting a 2 iron | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1062 | I can’t hit under it - their ramp is down. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1063 | Tee on a Saucer | 1.2453 | 0.03962 | 159 | 125 | 29 | 5 |
1064 | Elon's or Donald's? | 1.2453 | 0.04408 | 106 | 81 | 24 | 1 |
1065 | They want to talk business. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1066 | That was my caddy beeping | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1067 | I call interference. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1068 | On wrong course | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
1069 | I thought this was a private club | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1070 | Treat this like any other foreign matter on the putting surface? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1071 | Who"s atop the leader board? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1072 | Of course, they're dangerous. They just twisted my head around 180 degrees! | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1073 | It appears this hole is maintained by little green men. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1074 | They ask to join us. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1075 | Can I get a ruling? From NASA? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1076 | Looks like we're playing for the planet now Bill! | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1077 | i assume this counts as a moveable foreign object? | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1078 | My luck, a flying saucer on the 18th hole… | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
1079 | This hazard is out of this world! | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1080 | Let's call it a 'Close Encounter of the Turf Kind' and the putt is a gimme! | 1.2446 | 0.03934 | 139 | 107 | 30 | 2 |
1081 | World peace, my ass, I'm going for a double bogey. | 1.2446 | 0.04662 | 139 | 113 | 18 | 8 |
1082 | If I sink this putt I’m going to remember this day forever! | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1083 | Is this considered a moveable obstruction? | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1084 | Jim- they want to talk to the leader. You’re two under par | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1085 | These aren’t the kinds of aliens I expected to see at Trump National Golf Club… | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1086 | It’s alien gophers. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1087 | You’ve gotta come see this, Frank! I got a hole in one! | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1088 | My ball struck a hazard! What is the ruling? | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1089 | We have a cup and saucer...want tee? | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1090 | Guys, to prevent a possible interplanetary crisis, how about you just 'gimme' this putt. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1091 | It's a flying trap | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1092 | You know the rules: Play the ball where it lays. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
1093 | Are you trying to vex me, Mr Roswell? | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1094 | D’you know ‘fore’ in Martian? | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1095 | It's called disk golf, not "Frisbee golf." And somebody is serious. This is the best disk I ever saw. | 1.2437 | 0.04769 | 119 | 95 | 19 | 5 |
1096 | Call the Ranger. I'm pretty sure they're not members. | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1097 | I keep flinging these discs away but some clown keeps throwing them back! | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1098 | ‘Hey John, I think your wife is sending a message and you need to go home.’ | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
1099 | When did the board start admitting aliens? | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
1100 | The little guy inside said - “Sure go ahead and play through” | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1101 | I want a mulligan! | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1102 | What’s the rule on an improbable obstruction? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1103 | This better be the last thing blocking my hole today you alien bastards! | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1104 | A small foursome wants to play through. They have an invasion deadline to keep light years from now. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1105 | They came to fetch Donald Trump! They want him to Make Uranus Glow Again! | 1.2430 | 0.05609 | 107 | 89 | 10 | 8 |
1106 | I said greensman, not green men. | 1.2426 | 0.04239 | 136 | 107 | 25 | 4 |
1107 | Those new members left their cart! | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1108 | Is there such a thing as a greens Romba? | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1109 | They won’t let me play through. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1110 | Is it a birdie? Yes… and no. | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1111 | What happened to the windmill hole ? | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1112 | I Think your ball just got abducted | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1113 | Is an unidentified aerial phenomena better than a birdie? | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1114 | Have you seen our caddy? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1115 | They sent it to confirm that we do play this stupid game | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1116 | Well, he wants to date your golf cart. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1117 | We’d better go in the bunker… | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1118 | Is this a minirature golf course? | 1.2419 | 0.04187 | 124 | 96 | 26 | 2 |
1119 | The little green guy wants to know if they can play through… | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1120 | They've asked us to respect their turf. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1121 | What do you mean my ass is too big to be abducted? | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1122 | Play it where it Lands? | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1123 | You aliens have a lot to learn about golf etiquette! | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
1124 | Is this considered a loose impediment? | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1125 | They wanna know if they can play through. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1126 | I think you hit a bogey | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1127 | They want to know who our leader is. What did you get on the last hole? | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1128 | Just play through. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1129 | They want to know if there's a place to play PICKLEBALL around here! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1130 | You’re right Fred! You did see one identified and one unidentified flying object! | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1131 | I'm gonna need a 'gimme' and a note from NASA. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1132 | Did you bring a rule book? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1133 | It's my shot. Your ball's being probed right now. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1134 | I'd prefer a gator on the green. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1135 | Hey Joe, I'll need my pitching wedge. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1136 | Hey, they have your lost ball! | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1137 | I've hit an unidentified putting hazard. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1138 | I told them I'd take them to my leader after they move their ship. | 1.2410 | 0.04723 | 83 | 63 | 20 | 0 |
1139 | He said, "may the fores be with you." | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1140 | They're looking for you to cover their deductible. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
1141 | Your scout ship is about to encounter an asteroid. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
1142 | There's no IHOP near here right? | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1143 | Hey Dad, can you grab my camera? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1144 | Why do you earthlings hit tiny balls into holes? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1145 | They say they'll be out of here in no time. They're just busy fixing an issue with gravity control. | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
1146 | It says it is observing how objects can avoid a Black Hole. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1147 | What kind of handicap is this? | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 101 | 25 | 3 |
1148 | I'll have a tee to go with the cup and saucer | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1149 | This hole is a parsec-3 | 1.2403 | 0.04894 | 129 | 106 | 15 | 8 |
1150 | They're probing my hole! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1151 | As if the man-made hazards weren't enough. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1152 | They say, if I sink this putt, they won’t conquer Earth. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1153 | Call the mother ship. We've located her baby. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1154 | Hey Jack--Xyzo-!o&9 here's looking for a lost set of car keys. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1155 | Oh yeah, Mr. Tough Talk? Well, you can come over here and tell them that they're in the way. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1156 | Bring me the pitching wedge | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1157 | Hundeds of years of evolution, got us where? | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1158 | Bring me that titanium driver. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1159 | Interference! | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1160 | I said “elongate” not “Elongate” | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1161 | Do we want to join their new league for $7 million guaranteed plus incentives? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1162 | Is this a movable obstruction? | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1163 | Hey Joe, can he borrow your phone. He says he has to call home. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1164 | Are you so desperate to win that you would call in an interplanetary favor? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1165 | You're kind of invading my space a bit, pal. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1166 | The Intergalactic Council concluded that the best way to mess with earthlings, was to ignore their golf etiquette. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1167 | The eagle hasn't landed yet. | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
1168 | You got a lot of travel on this ball. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1169 | Call security. I'm pretty sure none of whoever's in there is a member. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1170 | Do you think I should say 'fore'? | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
1171 | Should a use a chipper or a putter? | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1172 | He mistook this for a black hole in one. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1173 | I know there's a rule about man-made obstructions, but... | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
1174 | Who's your caddy? | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
1175 | The first prototype for the voyage to Mars landed. Do we return it to NASA or Tesla? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1176 | No, it’s not about the lie. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
1177 | Do you have a smaller mark? You're in my line. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
1178 | Never mind - it’s just a weather balloon | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
1179 | I'd like you opinion on whether this counts as an "abnormal course condition". | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1180 | I think I’m looking at a bogey. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1181 | I'm gonna need my lob wedge. | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
1182 | How much relief do I get for a small UFO...do I get a drop or have to play through it? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1183 | They’re never gonna believe this back in the clubhouse… a 250 yard drive! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1184 | I 'm taking a gimme on this one. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1185 | What's the rule about unnatural hazards? | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
1186 | Unidentified Flying Obstruction, more like it. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1187 | Rule book please. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1188 | This is why I hate public courses! | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1189 | Invasion? They asked to play through! | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1190 | Is this an imported golf ball you're using? | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
1191 | Sorry, Frank. Gotta go back to my home planet. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
1192 | I told them that you would be the better candidate for the anal probe. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1193 | You make this double eagle, We will leave | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1194 | If they were civilized, they wouldn't have landed in my line. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1195 | I believe Rule 7.b-Intergalactic interference allows for an extra stroke | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1196 | What would Arnold do ? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1197 | The good news is the little guy says we can finish our round before they destroy the world. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
1198 | I thought this was a members only course! | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
1199 | Don’t be such a baby Steve! Move your drone so I can putt! | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1200 | Hey look. Here’s a cup and saucer! | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
1201 | They're not invading. They just want to know how to cure a slice. | 1.2374 | 0.04402 | 139 | 112 | 21 | 6 |
1202 | It's okay, they're just returning Alan Shepard's moon shot. | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1203 | Beam me up and over, Scottie! | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1204 | Alien craft is not a natural hazard. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1205 | They're asking if this is the golf club where all the top-secret government files are stashed. They want their family photos back. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1206 | I told you it was a bad idea to play golf at Area 51 | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1207 | It says ‘Take me to your greenskeeper.’ | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1208 | Play fair, Bezos. | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
1209 | Bring me the lob wedge | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1210 | |"Is this a hazard, a man-made obstruction or what?" | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1211 | Can I get a handicap for foreign interference? | 1.2366 | 0.04703 | 131 | 107 | 17 | 7 |
1212 | Is there an official rule on getting assistance from aliens? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1213 | Do we know where our leader is? | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1214 | I've asked the aliens for their documents. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1215 | Grab my lob wedge,Walt. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1216 | They want to be taken to our leaderboard." "This was a lot easier than the wormhole par five." "And you thought the goose droppings were a nuisance. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1217 | I found it. Your ball is over here too. | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
1218 | We finally get rid of Keri Lake and now these things start flying in from New Mexico? | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1219 | Their looking for an orange faced man. They want to invite him to a Scientific Conference on their planet. They heard he is the greatiliest speaker in our world! | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1220 | There are some little men on the green. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1221 | They've asked me to take them to our clubhouse leader! | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1222 | I insisted on 'Earth', but he kept saying 'Water Hazard' | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1223 | Hey Tom, I thought this club was restricted? | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1224 | Frisbee golf was bad enough, but flying saucer golf is a bridge too far! | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
1225 | They want to take it away | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1226 | It wants to beam my ball up. Do I have to take a penalty if I replace it? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1227 | Surprise! We're playing miniature golf! | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1228 | Hey,Milt. They want me to take them to our leaderboard. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1229 | Should I ask if we can play through? | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
1230 | They said they're keeping the ball until we "surrender." | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1231 | I don't know a lot about golf.. but isn't this more of mini golf feature?".. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1232 | We're gonna need a bigger club. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1233 | There going to let us play through | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1234 | I thought this club only allowed our kind of species? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1235 | He wants me to "take me to your leader board." | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1236 | I think I'll need my wedge... | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1237 | This one's more passive aggressive than hostile. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1238 | I tried putting under it, but the force field won't let me. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1239 | Their Eagle has landed, but they're in the way of me landing mine. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
1240 | Hey Joe, They're asking for their moon back... | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1241 | There’s little men on the green. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1242 | There's nothing to worry about. Just a saucer looking for a cup. | 1.2342 | 0.05112 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
1243 | Turns out those aren't flag sticks, they're probes. | 1.2342 | 0.04236 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
1244 | I need a ruling! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1245 | My last shot hit them...they want to see my insurance. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1246 | You know, she never believes me when I tell her I shot under par. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1247 | This is gonna add light years to my score. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1248 | It thinks the ball is it’s baby. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1249 | What do ya think, over or under? | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
1250 | . “Will you mark that please? | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1251 | It's saying, 'Take me to your leader board.' | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1252 | Do I get a free round if I sink it while the white light is on? | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1253 | I feel like the universe just doesn't want me to win today. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1254 | I wouldn't say it's a man-made obstacle. | 1.2339 | 0.04873 | 124 | 102 | 15 | 7 |
1255 | Let's call that a bogey. | 1.2339 | 0.04873 | 124 | 102 | 15 | 7 |
1256 | Aliens advise, quit. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1257 | Rory's been abducted! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1258 | They want permission to beam through. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1259 | I’m gonna need the anti-gravity putter. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1260 | That's a three galaxy penalty. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
1261 | The Pro did mention that they had installed new hazards. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
1262 | They are signaling that they want to play thru | 1.2333 | 0.04274 | 150 | 122 | 21 | 7 |
1263 | Artificial intelligence or just a mutant mosquito? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1264 | I think they want to see the leaderboard | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1265 | Alien vs Puttitor | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
1266 | Do you happen to have a copy of the rule book with you? | 1.2331 | 0.04514 | 133 | 108 | 19 | 6 |
1267 | They're not little green men, just little men on the green. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1268 | He says he's not moving until we let women and aliens join the club! | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1269 | I'm going to do a lay-up. Okay? | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
1270 | This club has really raised the bar on diversity & inclusion. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1271 | I'm stuck with a bogey. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
1272 | Of course this happens on the first green. | 1.2330 | 0.04186 | 103 | 79 | 24 | 0 |
1273 | But they can’t come in the clubhouse, right? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1274 | Wasn't the border wall supposed to protect from this kind of thing? | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
1275 | Bring your pitching wedge. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1276 | If I make this putt, I will be the leader. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1277 | Hold on, I'm having an out-of-this-world experience. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1278 | I call interplanetary interference. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1279 | See? That’s the Roswell handicap I was telling you about. | 1.2326 | 0.04582 | 86 | 66 | 20 | 0 |
1280 | See, I told you the aliens would replace us . | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
1281 | Okay if they play through? | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1282 | You need a new ball marker! | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
1283 | How advanced could they be? They didn't even ask to play through! | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1284 | These contraptions are all over the courses here on Mars. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1285 | They were here first. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1286 | Quit trying to distract me | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
1287 | Is this ball marker regulation? | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
1288 | They want us to take them to the leaderboard. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1289 | They're looking for our leader. Should I send them to Saudi Arabia? | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1290 | Without causing an intergalactic incident, I'm gonna call it a gimme. | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
1291 | Apparently you've been playing with their lost satelite. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1292 | Bob! You'll never believe where my shot landed. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
1293 | They said their course is out of this world! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1294 | This is a gimme, right? | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1295 | Where’s Chad? | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
1296 | It's mid-century modern. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1297 | Grab my Wedge ! | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1298 | You still got that rule book? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1299 | Is it ok to remove a foreign object from the green? | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1300 | I want an increase in my handicap. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
1301 | Do I play it as it lies? | 1.2313 | 0.03807 | 134 | 104 | 29 | 1 |
1302 | Bring me my driver. | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
1303 | I think they landed on the wrong green. | 1.2313 | 0.04484 | 134 | 109 | 19 | 6 |
1304 | Another bogey! | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1305 | Can I pick it up? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1306 | Apparently they communicate through their dimples, and after my putt, I should be grateful their ship isn't larger. | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
1307 | Ah, I’ll be taking a mulligan. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1308 | We need the rule book again. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1309 | Clearly this is an unplayable lie. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1310 | Calling in your drone is low. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1311 | Man made impediment my eye! | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1312 | So this Golf Club DOES let Jews in... | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1313 | Hey, would it kill ya to shout us a "fore" down here on earth? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1314 | One hundred bucks says I ricochet it off the top and sink it. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1315 | Great. Now no one will believe I parred this hole. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1316 | The pizza came! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1317 | Again?! | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
1318 | is this a gimmie ? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1319 | The degree of difficulty has increased significantly! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1320 | It's a small green, man! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1321 | Aim for about 2o yards less than 250,000 miles. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1322 | Can I get you to mark that, please? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
1323 | That was no birdie | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
1324 | Could’ve sworn I hit a birdie | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
1325 | No one is going to believe that I was 4 under par… | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1326 | C'mon Elon it's the weekend | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
1327 | This has always been a tricky green. | 1.2297 | 0.04923 | 74 | 57 | 17 | 0 |
1328 | They want me to take them to the tournament leader. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
1329 | Found something else missing from the White House | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1330 | You have to play the ball | 1.2294 | 0.04250 | 109 | 85 | 23 | 1 |
1331 | Somebody’s getting help from a foreign power | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1332 | Go big or phone home. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1333 | There goes my birdie! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1334 | Would you believe this: they think I'm under par! | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1335 | Do I get saucer relief? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
1336 | You didn't yell 'fore!' and they're pissed. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1337 | Should I use the putter or the probe? | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1338 | The Day the Putt stood still | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1339 | Naturally, when aliens sought out human assistance in the decimation of life on other planets, they turned to golfers. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1340 | Look up the rule for "hazard - intergalactic". | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1341 | You’re never gonna believe this… | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1342 | Check the rule book; I think I get a free drop if an alien spacecraft is in the way. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1343 | They’re saying something about the ozone and another hole we should be concerned about? | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
1344 | You're two strokes up so he asked to see you | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1345 | What's the rule of playing through an alien hazard? | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1346 | They're looking for miniature golf. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1347 | If they abduct the ball, do I still get the birdie? | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
1348 | Hey Kirk you left your ball marker | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1349 | Hey Bob, Wait until you see THESE greens. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1350 | Hey Carl! Call reception | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1351 | “ This thing is blocking my shot ” | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1352 | Is it still called a UFO if it’s on the ground? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1353 | It’s about a six foot putt, downhill, left to right, and one UFO in the way. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1354 | It says I'm away. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1355 | They said they need a charger, preferably USB. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1356 | I thought you paid the greens fee. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1357 | Wow - you really hit that into outer space. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1358 | Cool ! I won this hole last time in mini golf ! | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1359 | I don't care how fancy your tee is! You can't use it on the green! | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1360 | Call Sid, he's on the rules committee! | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1361 | This isn't in the rule book - is it? | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1362 | I've got a bogey on this hole. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1363 | He's asking about mini-golf." | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1364 | That is a two stroke penalty. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1365 | Just my luck. Little putting green men. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1366 | NO,,, No,,,, I said;,,, Unidentified Lying Object,,, | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1367 | They said I should've used a wedge on that last shot. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1368 | I think we should just let them play through. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1369 | They say, 'If I hit their cousin, they will vaporize me.' | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1370 | They abducted your ball! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1371 | How many club lengths for a UFO?. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1372 | There's some silly flying saucer interrupting my shot. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
1373 | Everyone bogeys this hole. | 1.2276 | 0.04132 | 123 | 97 | 24 | 2 |
1374 | I'm gonna need a ruling on this..... | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1375 | Please move your ball marker a bit to the left. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1376 | Unbelievable approach! | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1377 | I can forget the birdie. The flying saucer thing won't budge. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
1378 | Do you think I should remove the flag? | 1.2273 | 0.04493 | 88 | 68 | 20 | 0 |
1379 | It wants Arnold Palmer. What should I tell it? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1380 | It asked if we’re taking new members. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1381 | See, I told you more technology doesn’t guarantee you’ll land in the hole. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1382 | I recognize your son's drone - can't you just concede I'm closest to the pin? | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1383 | Oh, it's just a minor invasion. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1384 | He says he wants to play through. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1385 | You said complain to the alien guy, right? | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
1386 | A little help with a rule book clarification please! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1387 | Can I get a redo? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1388 | You're the one that was fine with playing a course surrounded by crop circles. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
1389 | They've come here to probe the back nine. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
1390 | They want me to mark | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1391 | You're the leader in this round, right? | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1392 | Hey, you know how you were concerned about those gators on the courses in Florida so you said let's try golf in New Mexico...? | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1393 | Remember the little guys in space suits that forgot where they parked? I think I found their vehicle.. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1394 | Go happy Gilmore | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1395 | They think your swing is out of this world! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1396 | It's near the saucer, not the cup. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1397 | Hey, wait until my eagle has landed! | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1398 | Can we call this one a 'gimme'? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1399 | These guys say if I take one step closer, they'll destroy the planet. Well, I guess that's the price you'll pay to see my first Double Eagle. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1400 | It wants to know if this is a black hole. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1401 | This thingy's internal black hole will curve any putt into the other black hole that has the stick in it. | 1.2261 | 0.04950 | 115 | 95 | 14 | 6 |
1402 | Frank! Move your ball marker | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1403 | Did my wife send you? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
1404 | I could very easily select my driver you know. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1405 | %?@!#!! | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
1406 | They want to abduct my ball. Are you willing to give up yours? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1407 | Put me down for a bogey on this hole. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1408 | Please observe how I bank the ball off the space ship sending it right into the cup. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1409 | He's asking what's the point. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1410 | This again? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1411 | To some people, this could be the greatest discovery since the dawn of civilization! But to me, I’m three under par so it’s just interference. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1412 | You hit something, I don't know what... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1413 | Does this count as a birdie? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1414 | Hey, when did you get a new marker? | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 79 | 23 | 0 |
1415 | I am not going to take a penalty. Thus, began the invasion of Earth, which leveled it to a cinder. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1416 | That puts you at three strokes, plus the abduction. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1417 | Looks like a close encounter of the third par. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
1418 | They want to play with the ball. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
1419 | They can't find the 19th hole! | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1420 | I’m going to take my mulligan here | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
1421 | Green keeper? There is an obstacle | 1.2248 | 0.04153 | 129 | 103 | 23 | 3 |
1422 | Yep, still boring! | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
1423 | We’ve got a bogey. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
1424 | Hold on, was Space Jam a documentary? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1425 | A hole in one or a trip to Mars. Your choice. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
1426 | They did yell UFO. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
1427 | Who’s going to break the news? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1428 | It wants me to take it to our leaderboard. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1429 | Is that all you got?! | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1430 | They reckon you miscounted on the 5th” | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1431 | Come here Houston, we have a problem | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1432 | I know a gimme when I see one | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1433 | You're the leader in this round, they want to talk to you. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
1434 | Wormhole-in-one! | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
1435 | That’s an out of this world shot Charlie, out of this world ! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1436 | Play it as the government lies. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1437 | They haven't invented an iron yet for this situation. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1438 | Hey. I really think we should let this guy play through. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1439 | I'm not the one droning along!" | 1.2243 | 0.04051 | 107 | 83 | 24 | 0 |
1440 | I’d suggest we let these guys play through. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1441 | Could you grab the rule book out of my bag? | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1442 | I thought they'd said to play through? | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1443 | I don’t care if it’s not covered in the Rules of Golf, I’m taking relief. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1444 | Play it as it lies - That is NOT a MAN-made obstruction! | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1445 | Pizza's here! | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1446 | Ha. Ha. Funny. Now, just beam it up, Scotty. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1447 | I'm calling a Mulligan if I don't get through. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
1448 | In space, no one can hear you putt. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
1449 | Fly me to the moon. Let me play amongst the stars. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
1450 | Great—there’s a flying saucer between me and a birdie. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
1451 | I likedthem better when they were UFO | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1452 | They want to know if they can play through! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1453 | Get the rule book, Sam. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1454 | Hey Dan, how do we tell them they’re probing the wrong kinda hole? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1455 | I didn’t know they made roombas for the golf course! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1456 | They say it’s a gimme. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1457 | Bob, you got that Rule Book handy? | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1458 | Close Encounters of the Bogey Kind. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1459 | This is definitely a 'Loose Impediment.' | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1460 | Bad news, Fred, I think club membership is no longer restricted. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
1461 | Call the clubhouse, I don’t think these guys are members here | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1462 | Mulligans are alien to me! | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1463 | They want my Titleist taken to meet their leader. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
1464 | The ramp IS down. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1465 | Just so you know, this isn’t a fairway to play. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
1466 | I think we’ll let them play through. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1467 | He wants to play through and take our egg back to his galaxy. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1468 | The new green trimmer stalled again | 1.2222 | 0.04200 | 126 | 101 | 22 | 3 |
1469 | Hey Tom. I'm pretty sure aliens moved my ball again." | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
1470 | A club-length to the left? | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1471 | Can you beam it up so I can putt! | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1472 | Uhm... there's a spaceship in front of this hole | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1473 | You'll do anything to win a bet! | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
1474 | Is this your marker? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
1475 | Paragraph 7.64.1, part b is clear. I can remove an alien object in the intended line of my putt. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1476 | Playing through" might entail an undisclosed hazard of the course | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1477 | These duffers won't let me play through! | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1478 | I don’t have a shot. I’m all Spaced out. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1479 | That approach shot was out of this world, Lennie! | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
1480 | Cut it out, Elon! | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
1481 | Just try to curve it around | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1482 | I thought you told me this club was exclusive. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1483 | Give me the thickest stick we have please! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1484 | Technically it IS the U.S Open | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
1485 | I have enough of a handicap without interference from above! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1486 | That’s not exactly what I call coming in peace! | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
1487 | That's a bogey I'll never forget. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1488 | That new Mideast golf league is out of this world. | 1.2212 | 0.04089 | 104 | 81 | 23 | 0 |
1489 | Tee time served with a cup and saucer. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1490 | Think it would be OK if I move it? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1491 | LIV is playing thru. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1492 | « Just a minute. ET needs to go home ! » | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1493 | Looks like someone landed closer to the hole. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1494 | You make first contact, I'll play through. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
1495 | They deported my Mexican caddy, but this is okay? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1496 | Little green men on the green! | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
1497 | The saucer is blocking the cup. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
1498 | Can I get you to mark your saucer? | 1.2205 | 0.04317 | 127 | 103 | 20 | 4 |
1499 | For the sake of universal peace and possibly the survival of humanity, okay with you if I pick this one up? | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
1500 | If you’ve got a cup and saucer, I’ve got an extra tee. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
1501 | Another errant disc golfer just landed. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
1502 | I have an unidentified hazard. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1503 | I'm claiming "free-relief" due to obstruction in the line of the hole. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1504 | I don't know about your planet, but on mine we yell 'fore!' | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
1505 | As if golf wasn't hard enough. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
1506 | Great. Little green men. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1507 | Who the hell's ball marker is this? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1508 | That's one is good, Bill. Pick it up. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1509 | Who ordered pizza? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
1510 | It's scary but I need this for a par. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
1511 | Hold on, I'm trying to explain that it's not a black hole | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
1512 | They didn’t even yell Fore | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
1513 | Those bitter special effects miniatures artists we replaced with CGI are messing with us again. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1514 | Sorry, it’s not a Titleist, I think yours may have gone in the woods | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1515 | Can't say I'm loving your new ball mark, Hal. | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
1516 | How do you say 'Do you mind if I play through?' in Alien? | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
1517 | These new mini-golf elements are alien to me. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
1518 | Please alert the president's caddy at once! | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
1519 | I need relief. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
1520 | You ever see that Twilight Zone episode with Agnes Morehead? | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1521 | So if I hit it off him and it goes in does it still count as a birdie? | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1522 | Forget that—come look at something really crazy. Feldman’s second shot is in the cup. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
1523 | They refuse to let us play through | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1524 | Do you call this a space stymie? | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1525 | Oops, I think that group we jus played through was on the miniature golf course | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1526 | You bastards! | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1527 | Houston we have a problem! | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
1528 | Can I have a Mulligan? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1529 | I know it's not a man-made obstruction, but I'm still moving my ball. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1530 | Green people? I thought this club was restricted. | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
1531 | They want their unidentified golf balls back. | 1.2188 | 0.04241 | 96 | 75 | 21 | 0 |
1532 | Yes, it's an abnormal course condition, but it's not covered by Rule 16. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1533 | It's par 9 from outer space. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1534 | Your ball was abducted. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1535 | Dude, what if we played golf — using a disc?! | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
1536 | Think they'll mind if we play through? | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
1537 | I think I’m about to see one small step before a man! | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
1538 | The golf ball wants to meet the head of the country club. | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
1539 | Well that's odd. This isn't my ball. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
1540 | What's the rule about unmanmade objects? | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
1541 | They’re just giving yours a once over. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
1542 | I don’t care if the rule states “man-made” obstruction…. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
1543 | Last time I looked, he was away. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1544 | Ever seen that Twilight Zone with Agnes Moorehead? | 1.2182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 92 | 12 | 6 |
1545 | Finding alien technology - still more likely than you taking a stroke off your golf game | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1546 | Forget the putter, hand me my 9 iron. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
1547 | You hit a Bogey. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1548 | DON'T WAIT FOR ME, I'LL BE BACK IN A WHILE. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
1549 | In accordance with Rule 15.1a, I am moving a loose impediment. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
1550 | They demand we take them to the club presdident | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
1551 | They’re saying “Take me to your leaderboard.” | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1552 | It says, "Take us to your leaderboard." | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1553 | They want to probe our balls. | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
1554 | They heard there's a tiger that plays. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1555 | It’s all good. I was a pro miniature golf player. | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
1556 | I can deal with windmills, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1557 | Get the cart they want us to take them to our leader. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
1558 | It's the green men,of course | 1.2177 | 0.04660 | 124 | 103 | 15 | 6 |
1559 | You’re new putter’s arrived… | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1560 | I don't care. Golf is still really boring. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1561 | Do you know any space jargon to tell him to move, I need to putt! | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1562 | Ruling! | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1563 | I guess the Martians are interested in golf now,probably would want the LIV tour to go there! | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1564 | Bryce's golf excuses were always from outer space. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1565 | I only get free relief from manmade obstructions, right? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1566 | Be careful it's a trap | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1567 | Does that spin right to left?!? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1568 | Take me to tour leader | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1569 | They better repair their divot! | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1570 | I might need a ruling on this.... | 1.2174 | 0.04324 | 92 | 72 | 20 | 0 |
1571 | A tractor beam does not count as a stroke. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1572 | Musk won't let me play through. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1573 | ET, take your shot or go home! | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1574 | They think putting is a science | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1575 | I wish this was the weirdest thing that has happened in the 2020s. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1576 | What's significant about watching a ball fall into a hole? | 1.2171 | 0.04533 | 129 | 107 | 16 | 6 |
1577 | The putter's no good here. I'll need the wedge. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
1578 | I think you've got this round. Just put me down for a bogey. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1579 | I thought we agreed no more foreign coins as markers | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1580 | i think we were supposed to take it to our masters, not The Masters | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1581 | They put a saucer by the cup. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1582 | It's not exactly a birdie. | 1.2169 | 0.04551 | 83 | 65 | 18 | 0 |
1583 | This is the 4th hole in a row. Will you finally give me one of these? | 1.2169 | 0.04551 | 83 | 65 | 18 | 0 |
1584 | They expected to find our leader here. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1585 | Is a UFO a tempory movable object? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
1586 | Who told them to play through? | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
1587 | I hate it when these billionaires bring their work to the golf course. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
1588 | Wait up! He's calling home. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1589 | They say I can take either a one-stroke penalty or an anal probe. What would you do? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1590 | You won’t believe this, but they really ARE little green men! | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1591 | Dammit, I would have had an ace!" | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1592 | Turns out your drive really WAS out of this world! | 1.2160 | 0.04338 | 125 | 102 | 19 | 4 |
1593 | It wants us to take her to our leader...board. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1594 | I'm invoking golf rule 9.6.4IIa regarding alien spacecraft impediment of putting on the green! | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1595 | You’re supposed to say “fore!” | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1596 | Do you have the rule book in your bag? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1597 | They're never going to believe me when I tell them... I got to the green on my drive! | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1598 | I told you that it felt like that drive hit something out of thus world. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1599 | Hey Elon!. I told you it was not a good idea to play golf here in Mars! | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1600 | Of course. Just play through. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1601 | I can't sink my putt. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1602 | I’m putting here! | 1.2157 | 0.04093 | 102 | 80 | 22 | 0 |
1603 | You should have listened to me and yelled Fore! Good luck paying the repair bill... | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1604 | Arnie, what qualifies as manmade obstruction? | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1605 | You'd better mark even though you're really light years away. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1606 | I hit an Alien!" "How many strokes is that? | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
1607 | You don't need to rub it in. I know I missed the wormhole-in-one. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1608 | Guys! This is not Putt-Putt! You want to analyze really bad golf, go to Mar-a-Lago! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1609 | They're looking for Trump -- Something about extracting him to save the planet.... | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1610 | Which of us is leading? | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
1611 | So, is it ok if I move your spaceship thing to take my shot? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1612 | OK Donald, I know you like to win at any cost but this is taking it to far | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1613 | Can I have a gimmee. Or do you want start an intergalactic war. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
1614 | Hold on, I’m negotiating | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
1615 | Tell ALF his ball marker is on my line. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
1616 | Uh, let's let these coneheads play through... | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1617 | You say alien, I say hinder. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
1618 | Stupid aliens! This would have been a hole in one! | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1619 | They told me this is a gimme putt by their rules. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1620 | The new aeration device they promised us has landed. | 1.2149 | 0.04265 | 121 | 98 | 20 | 3 |
1621 | They are looking for intelligent life, Obviously none here where people beat little balls. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1622 | I'm waiting for the little greens men to come out." | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1623 | Looking like a bogey putt. | 1.2143 | 0.04096 | 112 | 89 | 22 | 1 |
1624 | I don't care who they want us to take them to, I'm playing through. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
1625 | Remember the Rocket Ship on the miniature golf course? | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1626 | We should probably let these guys play through. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1627 | Birdie! | 1.2143 | 0.04504 | 84 | 66 | 18 | 0 |
1628 | Tell him to put down his marker! | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1629 | You're in my line. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1630 | I've just been offered $5B to leave the PGA tour. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1631 | Yes, it's for an eagle - I asked if I could play through.... | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1632 | Why now? | 1.2143 | 0.04096 | 112 | 89 | 22 | 1 |
1633 | Can I spot your UFO? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1634 | Looks like they're back to check out our balls. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1635 | What’s the penalty for incinerating the score card?” | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
1636 | And my wife said nothing good would come if I skipped her sisters wedding to play golf! I’m putting for birdy AND just became the ambassador to earth | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1637 | Sure Tom, what's your excuse now for missing the putt! | 1.2137 | 0.04830 | 117 | 98 | 13 | 6 |
1638 | This is why I hate the Member-Guest. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
1639 | Next time yell Four! | 1.2136 | 0.05458 | 103 | 88 | 8 | 7 |
1640 | Nice try, Harry. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
1641 | Like I always say, everything you need to know about life, you learn on the 18th green. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
1642 | Sorry, I spaced out for a minute. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1643 | It said that it's here to play, not to chat. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
1644 | Hey, do you understand Russian? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1645 | Well, they are little GREEN men. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1646 | This ain’t miniature golf, buddy. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1647 | Who's the leader on this 18 I should take them to? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1648 | I think you got your black holes mixed up buddy! | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1649 | Take me to your leader, so I can club him. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1650 | Is this a gimme or no, Phil? | 1.2135 | 0.04368 | 89 | 70 | 19 | 0 |
1651 | I’m playing the game of my life and then check it out, unbelievable bad luck! | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
1652 | Damn Saudis. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
1653 | Smebody tell it that I am not the damn leader anymore and if I was this isn't the way to ingratiate itself with me. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
1654 | I miss the old windmill. | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
1655 | Where he’s from it’s a gimme. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
1656 | Were you playing the Titleist or the UFO? | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1657 | From a galaxy par par away | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1658 | Hey Bart? Is this one of them drones the kids play with these days? | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
1659 | You're going to have to take a stroke,they abducted your ball again. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1660 | Are you playing a Probe-Venus-1? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1661 | They say they can power up if we have a spare phone charger. | 1.2128 | 0.05634 | 94 | 80 | 8 | 6 |
1662 | No 'fore'? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1663 | What's the rule about alien objects in the way? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1664 | Is a UFO considered a moveable or immovable object? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1665 | So that's why they call them Little Green Men! | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
1666 | They keep foolishly installing these little charging stations for electric golf carts that nobody has. But I guess that's par for the course." | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
1667 | It's okay, I have an App for this | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
1668 | What do the "Rules of Golf" say about this? | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
1669 | They're asking for directions to a miniature golf course. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1670 | What's the rule on alien obstruction? | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
1671 | You realize that parking your drone here does make it a bit more challenging. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
1672 | It’s not a vehicle. It’s an alien animal. And it will eat your balls | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
1673 | A little help with the pin, please.... | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1674 | Your right. Looks like I got a bogie. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
1675 | Did we say ‘inside the leather’ to the cup or to the saucer? | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
1676 | This definitely isn't par for the course. | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
1677 | What was in that cigar you brought us? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
1678 | Bring my green jacket! | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1679 | Did you tell them they could play through? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1680 | Looks like a wedge shot, not a putt! | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1681 | The good news is that you have a 6-foot putt for eagle | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1682 | Which green did you tee off? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1683 | Stellar conditions out here | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1684 | If this thing beams my ball into the hole, does it count as a stroke? | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1685 | They want the President. I want a course marshall. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1686 | I get a drop here, right? | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1687 | You can’t drive that on the green | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1688 | You're in the lead and they want me to take them to you. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
1689 | That's parsec for the course. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1690 | They want directions to Mar-a-Lago. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
1691 | When you said you had a bogey, I didn't realize you were talking about what you saw on radar | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1692 | Apparently, I'm playing through a galaxy...far, far away... | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1693 | This isn't the time to test zero-gravity balls! | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1694 | So I CAN move it, but no closer to the hole? | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1695 | Call Houston. I think we've got a problem. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1696 | Play it once it flies. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1697 | 'I guess the little putting-green men have arrived.' | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
1698 | Space hole in one ! | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
1699 | I was hoping for a birdie. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1700 | I didn't know Elon was a member here. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1701 | “It keeps repeating, ‘Putt under at my own risk.’” | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1702 | What if they interpret it as an act of war? | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1703 | What's par for this wormhole? | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
1704 | I was told there would be no illegal aliens on this Trump owned golf course. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1705 | Finally. what did they send Finally -- and what did they send us? One of their advanced toilet turds! | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1706 | Can I use a wedge on the green? | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
1707 | They came 2 million light years and forgot their clubs! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1708 | I think they're looking to cash in on lost golf balls. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1709 | Woulda been a birdie, too. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1710 | Someone inside says that he made a bet with his parents that he'd clean up his room if I sink the ball in one stroke. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1711 | They're from that planet that's been "going green." | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1712 | You’re not gonna believe this, but you’re only about seven feet from the hole. | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1713 | Touchdown | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
1714 | The heard all the big business deals happen here | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1715 | What is Rule 9.6adz again? | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1716 | You tell them they can’t play through. | 1.2100 | 0.05374 | 100 | 85 | 9 | 6 |
1717 | Never mind the gophers, Carl, we’ve got bigger fish to fry! | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
1718 | There's a 2-probe penalty if it takes your ball. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
1719 | Can you get my pitching wedge? | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1720 | No, I won't pretend it is a windmill. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1721 | They said this putt is for the moon. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1722 | Since when did this course add mini-golf hazards? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
1723 | Sorry-the rule only applies to man-made obstacles. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1724 | Did we bring any Mars bars? Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1725 | They came to save democracy but wanna have some fun too! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1726 | There goes my chance of a birdie! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1727 | I don't believe this is a man-made obstacle. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1728 | Do I use my driver or my iron for this or is it in play | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1729 | They said it was a gimme, anyway! | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
1730 | Can you look up golf rules on Google under extra-terristial impediments? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
1731 | I thought it was a ball out of nowhere | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1732 | They say they want to play through... | 1.2093 | 0.04412 | 86 | 68 | 18 | 0 |
1733 | If I get vaporized, put me down for a bogey | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
1734 | Martians just have no respect for the game. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
1735 | What's the inter-planetary word for gimme? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1736 | There's a hazard nobody told us about. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1737 | Is this your ball marker | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
1738 | That last shot was out of this world ! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
1739 | Hey Stan, I think I'm going to need my driver. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1740 | You really do have friends in high places. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
1741 | Not sure if it's a foursome or a whole lot more. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1742 | Do I have to play it where it flies? | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1743 | They wish to be taken to our leader, Tiger Woods. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
1744 | Technically, It's Not A Man-Made Obstruction. | 1.2088 | 0.04284 | 91 | 72 | 19 | 0 |
1745 | What are Mars “Winter Rules?” | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1746 | How many times do I have to tell you that a UFO is not a ball marker!! | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1747 | The saucer's in the way of the cup | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1748 | This is the last time I play in a celebrity probe-am. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1749 | I'm only leading by 2 strokes. | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 96 | 76 | 20 | 0 |
1750 | If you don't mind, just move it to the 5th Dimension. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1751 | He refuses to let us play through until we take him to the leader board. | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
1752 | They asked if they can demolish through. | 1.2083 | 0.04082 | 120 | 97 | 21 | 2 |
1753 | This is the only course I know of where you can’t use a cup without a saucer. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
1754 | I’m definitely taking a mulligan.” | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1755 | Now, will you believe in UFOs? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1756 | This isn’t my game. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
1757 | There's a saucer blocking my birdie. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
1758 | You’ll do anything to win a game. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
1759 | Phil, you’ll never believe this!!! The green breaks left to right, then back again left within 6ft!! | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
1760 | They don’t want to walk it | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
1761 | I'm not so sure we should play through. | 1.2078 | 0.04654 | 77 | 61 | 16 | 0 |
1762 | I don’t think that they are very friendly. They want to know why we keep hitting the poor ball with a club, when we could just annihilate it with nuclear power. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1763 | Didn't I tell you, they're after balding, well-dressed, middle-aged men?" | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
1764 | My “I’m on the green” was not meant for you to land. | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
1765 | Luke, come over here. It's out of this world. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1766 | Have you seen Junior? | 1.2077 | 0.04042 | 130 | 106 | 21 | 3 |
1767 | They want to know if this is being televised! | 1.2077 | 0.04327 | 130 | 108 | 17 | 5 |
1768 | The rules say I have to move the ball two club lengths and one light-year from the hole. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1769 | I think that was better than an eagle! | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1770 | Beep beep, playing through | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1771 | He wants us to take him to the tournament leader | 1.2073 | 0.04504 | 82 | 65 | 17 | 0 |
1772 | It’s just my company’s surveillance drone for WFH. My boss is really serious about her come back to the “mother ship”campaign. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
1773 | You obviously don't understand the importance of a birdie put. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
1774 | Well played. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
1775 | My new range finder is out of this world! | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
1776 | Tell me again--do I move the ball, or the obstruction, when it's on the green? | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
1777 | Bob, I think found more of those classified materials laying around. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
1778 | Can we agree this is a Gimme? | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
1779 | They think my ball's dimples are cute. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1780 | When you said you were going to hire illegal aliens to finish the golf course, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1781 | Count up his strokes Bob, there’s no way he’s putting for birdie after that tee shot. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1782 | They said 'take me to your leader' and you're ahead by three... | 1.2069 | 0.04368 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
1783 | They're from the LIV. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
1784 | What’s the relief from an alien spacecraft? | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
1785 | Looks like a hazard, but they say they come in peace. | 1.2069 | 0.04155 | 116 | 94 | 20 | 2 |
1786 | I think this one’s a gimme. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1787 | It wants to borrow a phone. | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
1788 | Bob, I've got a bogey on this hole. | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
1789 | It’s a bogey. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1790 | See, corrupt machines are subverting my win, my hole in one" | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1791 | This should be a gimme or is it a free drop!? | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1792 | What's the rule for an alien object on the green? | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1793 | Well, at least they have spikes. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1794 | Is this considered a hazard? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1795 | Hole in Area 51 | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1796 | It vaporized your ball with a frickin' laser beam. | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
1797 | That lost ball from last week, you said was like someone abducted it; was it a Titleist 3? | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
1798 | Good shot, but you could have waited till I holed out. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
1799 | They said your shot was out of this world. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
1800 | Check your watch to see if they've subjected us to "missing time." Not just my Rolex, but my golf glove are both gone. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1801 | I’m trying to read the green…men." | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1802 | Is this good? | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1803 | They worship spheres and are invading to defend them from our abuse. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1804 | Check the golf rulebook, my putt has a Twilight Zone episode obstruction." | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1805 | And you thought the UFO was a distraction when teeing off… | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1806 | First hole was the Windmill. Now its a flying saucer...Couldn't we play grownup golf for once? | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1807 | I would say that this is an Abnormal Course Condition. We need to go with it is unable to be moved without unreasonable effort. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1808 | Rule 3.34.1:78 clearly states that flying saucers are considered illegal equipment. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
1809 | He meant to land on a parallel universe. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
1810 | I told them not to plant Bermuda Triangle grass. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1811 | The voice coming from it assures me that even putting around it could lead to Earth's imminent annihilation." | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1812 | When did they start letting THEIR type into this club? | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
1813 | They want to know if we found an Alien wedge.. | 1.2051 | 0.04602 | 78 | 62 | 16 | 0 |
1814 | Its just elon musk trying to stop me | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
1815 | Can I take a Mulligan on a putt? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
1816 | Hey Ed, the stinking Far Side is bleeding over into our panel again | 1.2051 | 0.06415 | 78 | 68 | 4 | 6 |
1817 | Their mission is to be as annoying as the sand traps and water hazards. | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
1818 | We're playing regular golf, not ultimate frisbee! | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
1819 | Hey, Jim. do you have a copy of the rule book? | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
1820 | Hey, golf just got interesting! | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
1821 | Oh, crap, Elon Musk, must be trying to buy golf courses too now! | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
1822 | We should have just played pickle ball. | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
1823 | What the hell do you think this is, a New Yorker cartoon? | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
1824 | They're a lot smaller than I thought. | 1.2048 | 0.04457 | 83 | 66 | 17 | 0 |
1825 | for a small fee it will tell me if it breaks right or left | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
1826 | Can you move your marker one to the right ? | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
1827 | I guess this means I’m the leader now. | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
1828 | I think Elon dropped his rangefinder. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1829 | Is this a Disc Golf saucer? | 1.2045 | 0.04325 | 88 | 70 | 18 | 0 |
1830 | Do you know if aliens like golf? | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
1831 | Could I have the Warp Wedge please? | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
1832 | I need the out-of-this-world putter. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
1833 | It’s the club’s new initiative to attract younger players. The next one’s got a clown’s mouth and a windmill. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
1834 | Can I get a ruling? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
1835 | Are we playing stymies? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
1836 | Need ya to mark it. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
1837 | What does the rule book say about extraterrestrial vehicles? Can I move it, or do I have to play around it? | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
1838 | Bad news. They replaced the windmill. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
1839 | If it were a drone I'd have to add a stroke. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
1840 | Under the "obstruction rule" I can move my ball, right? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
1841 | They want to know if this is the highest endeavor on Earth. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1842 | Can I play through?--then we can talk abduction. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
1843 | I wonder if the little green men are wearing little green jackets. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1844 | Y'know, if this new Golf-Roomba doesn't move with warp-speed, I'm gonna putt it into outer space!" | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1845 | But this club is restricted. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1846 | They want to talk to the greensman. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1847 | Did you say play it as it flies? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1848 | No one will believe this unplayable lie. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1849 | He says “take me to your leader” which theoretically is me, but I took that mulligan on the last hole, so, you know. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1850 | A bit passive aggressive don’t you think? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1851 | That shot was out of this world, Don. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1852 | Should I play it as it lies or cover it up? | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
1853 | Play thru! | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1854 | I didn't even know they were members here | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1855 | I yelled 'Fore', but he isn't budging. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
1856 | I'd like to take a Mulligan. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
1857 | Perhaps they use a "blocker" in their version. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
1858 | I think he has to move - but I told him you'd check the 'Rules of Golf' app. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
1859 | Watch me bogey under this bogey. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1860 | He says he's on a little green, so technically he has every right to be there. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
1861 | It's another space trap obstacle. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
1862 | My next putt is going to be out of this world. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
1863 | Some joker stole it from mini golf. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
1864 | I need a ruling over here. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
1865 | Oh hey,my hat! | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1866 | That drive was out of this world! | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1867 | So put! | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
1868 | shoot for the stars, they said | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
1869 | I'm going to need that pool cue. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
1870 | They’re here to play golf since grass isn’t growing on their rocky planet. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
1871 | Please request the crew to move your marker . | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
1872 | I don't know how it got here, or where it's from, but it's in my line--can I move it? | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
1873 | I need you to move your ball mark. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
1874 | Mike. . . Do I play it, or do I call Area 51 | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
1875 | Must be another LIV Tour gimmick. I'm outta here. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
1876 | They may have come in peace but they have no golf etiquette! | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
1877 | Hey Bill did you leave your ball marker on the green again?” | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
1878 | I will not give you my checking account number. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
1879 | Steve come over here, I think there's frickin aliens at Mar-a-Lago | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
1880 | They 're Here | 1.2022 | 0.04282 | 89 | 71 | 18 | 0 |
1881 | This isn't what I expected when you said we were playing with an out of this world player. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
1882 | I thought you told these guys to just play through. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
1883 | They’re small, so they said the golf course will do. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
1884 | So what's its handicap? | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
1885 | Of all the golf courses in all the towns in all the world, it flies into mine. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
1886 | How the invasion broke the ten most important rules of golf etiquette. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
1887 | They’re requesting a mulligan. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
1888 | You a foe! | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
1889 | My head’s on backwards and I’m holding my putter in a super strange way | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
1890 | i can see them, they're bent green! | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1891 | No, it’s not those disc golfers again; it’s just a UFO. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1892 | So should I just aim through the UFO or around it? | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1893 | Perfect timing, Alien People. Right in the middle of my putt! | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
1894 | Looks like a ship shot. | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
1895 | You in that ship up there! Can you recall your drone? I'm putting for par here! | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1896 | You really knocked it out of the park! | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1897 | I thought I'd hit a birdy, but... | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
1898 | Quick, call Mulder and Scully. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1899 | They want to be taken to the clubhouse leader. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1900 | Get ready for an out of this world strike. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1901 | Think I'll play through. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
1902 | Who PUTT that there? | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
1903 | They are here for the Member - Guest. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
1904 | They were delayed by a supernova and didn't realize he had lost the election. | 1.2018 | 0.05011 | 109 | 93 | 10 | 6 |
1905 | Do I get a drop for this? | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
1906 | Intergalactic irony. They say they're off course. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
1907 | "I’m going to make you putt that one out." | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
1908 | I suppose that strictly speaking it isn’t an immovable object and I have to play around it. | 1.2018 | 0.04855 | 114 | 97 | 11 | 6 |
1909 | The rules allow me to remove loose obstructions, so you better get this thing outta here | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
1910 | Should I call interstellar war hazard or croquet rules | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
1911 | Trust me. This is no Gimmie...." | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
1912 | I found my ball, but I think yours has been teleported to Uranus! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
1913 | It's a straight shot. That's not the problem. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
1914 | Told you this golf course was out of this world! | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
1915 | Hey, there's a bunch of tiny creatures inside with itsy, bitsy scorecards! | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1916 | They want to speak to the leader. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
1917 | My putt will be out of this world! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1918 | U F OUR | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
1919 | They want me to take them to our leaderboard! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1920 | Bob, smallish flying saucer in line of play. Get the rule book! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
1921 | Can I get a redo? There is a ufo on the green. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
1922 | It’s your new putter sent by the just in time delivery service | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
1923 | I told you that was Agnes Moorehead who played through! | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
1924 | Somebody left their ball marker. How spaced out is that! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 85 | 68 | 17 | 0 |
1925 | OK to play it as a Frisbee and remove it? | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
1926 | Hey Joe, can we turn off the ball tracking drone once we’re on the green? | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1927 | I thought illegals weren't allowed in this club? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
1928 | Can you move your mark to the left? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1929 | This has to be a gimme? | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
1930 | The UFO's favorite landing spot. | 1.2000 | 0.03746 | 115 | 92 | 23 | 0 |
1931 | There's a spaceship next to the hole, I'm gonna kick it into the woods so we can play through. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
1932 | Evidently, using inefficient tools to put small balls in holes qualifies us as food. | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
1933 | Greg! The little green men are ready to make a deal on the Earth acquisition. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
1934 | This is par for the course. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1935 | I think I need a ruling. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
1936 | No way I'm taking a stroke on this. | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
1937 | Can I just take a drop? | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1938 | Reminds me of my miniature golf days. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1939 | Just like a leaf, I can move this natural obstruction out of my way, right? | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
1940 | Should I use my wedge to hit over it or my putter under it? I can't decide. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
1941 | Maybe I should say klaatu barada nikto. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
1942 | Can I get you to mark this? | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1943 | Speed it up! Area 51 is a great course, but the CIA is behind us. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
1944 | Tell the martians that Frisbee Golf was yesterday | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
1945 | It says it want to play through | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
1946 | There goes my eagle. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1947 | Did you order pizza?" | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1948 | Now I know why this is rated the best | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
1949 | It's a bird, it's a plane...it's a parody! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
1950 | ”Earth golf rules or Martian rules? | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
1951 | I thought you said that your wife was out of town | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
1952 | This is one small putt for man, one giant leap for mankind. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
1953 | You’re three strokes ahead, so I guess they want you, O Leader. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1954 | They should know better than this. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
1955 | Our leader? He just birdied 14. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
1956 | Can you come pick up your marker? | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
1957 | So I can move it one club length to either side? | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
1958 | I just knew that disc golf was going to ruin my game. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1959 | They're gonna let us play through. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
1960 | I came here to escape the drama. | 1.2000 | 0.04250 | 125 | 104 | 17 | 4 |
1961 | I quit miniature golf to get away from this. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
1962 | You're not gonna believe this, but I hit that 3-iron to within 8 feet!" | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1963 | Why don’t we let these guys play through! | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
1964 | Would you mind hovering, just for a minute? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
1965 | This one may break up as it approaches the hole. | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
1966 | They’re offering us a big pay increase, but I’m not so sure about their tournaments locations. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
1967 | If little men get out before I putt, I'm taking a gimme | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
1968 | They're asking for our liter? | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
1969 | As if this game wasn't hard enough. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
1970 | Jeez Johnny, "what an unfreakinordinary putt." | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
1971 | Bring that pool cue. I think I can sink this one. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
1972 | Hey, looks like the former guy brought some classified stuff here to Trump Bedminster too | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
1973 | Uhhhhm Fred, are you sure this isn’t mini golf? | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
1974 | A hole new meanings to playing the green. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
1975 | When he realized he fate of the universe rests on this putt. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
1976 | Oi, Larry - think I should show them MY moon? | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
1977 | You know the next thing will be a loop the loop and a windmill. | 1.1984 | 0.03741 | 126 | 102 | 23 | 1 |
1978 | They're requesting to play through! | 1.1983 | 0.04001 | 121 | 99 | 20 | 2 |
1979 | Thanks a lot, Planet Bogey! | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1980 | I would’ve had an eagle if the guy ahead of us didn’t leave his ball marker behind | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1981 | Do I get one or two club-lengths from extra terrestrials? | 1.1982 | 0.04927 | 111 | 95 | 10 | 6 |
1982 | Does the rulebook say two-stroke penalty or run for our lives? | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
1983 | Check the Rules” can I move a disc shaped metal object so I can putt | 1.1982 | 0.04758 | 111 | 94 | 12 | 5 |
1984 | What do you mean this isn't covered by the rule book? | 1.1982 | 0.04011 | 111 | 90 | 20 | 1 |
1985 | It's those guys behind us - they're playing frisbee golf" | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
1986 | Is the rest of the foursome on the way? | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
1987 | Fred, are you opened for playing doubles for the planet Earth? | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
1988 | We're gonna need the rule book. | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
1989 | I thought you were dumb, but this alien is sitting here trying to communicate with the flag stick | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1990 | I'd 'go ahead and shoot,' but what if it shoots back? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1991 | He said take me to your leader | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1992 | Three reasons: The stymie rule died 70 years ago; it’s not a conforming ball; it’s not even a frisbee. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1993 | They’re saying: “FORE all mankind!” What do you think they mean by that?... | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1994 | Very funny, Obi Wan. That would have been a hole-in-one. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
1995 | Please re-park your vehicle behind me. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
1996 | Oh, for Pete's sake, just play through, Mike! | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
1997 | Use your driver. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
1998 | This isn’t what I had envisioned as a “black hole” | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
1999 | My game is under attack. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2000 | Hey, are you interested in some kryptonite golf clubs that fell off the back of a space freighter? | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2001 | Will it count as a stroke if I move this thing with my club?" | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2002 | Drone golf has changed my life! | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2003 | We can still play through. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2004 | You won't believe it, golf almost got exciting for a minute | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2005 | Frank, this tin can just told me to step back from the ball and to drop the stick | 1.1978 | 0.04199 | 91 | 73 | 18 | 0 |
2006 | No wonder this is a par 7! | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2007 | Human grave sand traps. Aliens. They warned me about playing at Bedminster. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2008 | At least they returned my golf ball! | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2009 | They say my shot was out of this world. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2010 | That’s NOT how you mark your ball here! Putt out and then beat it back to whatever “planet” you were born on weirdo! | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2011 | Plan 9-iron from Outer Space | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2012 | Would you send for an official. I'm going to need a ruling. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2013 | I thought they were called little green men because of their skin color, not where they lived. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2014 | They want to play through; I'm going to let them. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2015 | They moved my ball. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2016 | No, it's alright! They said, "Fuck golf. Take us to Earthling babes. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2017 | First the Saudis. Now this. | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
2018 | Caddy! Get your butt over here! | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2019 | Well, we know they're not friendly. | 1.1975 | 0.04451 | 81 | 65 | 16 | 0 |
2020 | I get by with a little help from my friends. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2021 | That's one short putt for a man, one giant leap for aliens. | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2022 | They could have yelled fore. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2023 | So I'm saying this is a movable obstruction | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
2024 | Those antigravity particles will not work in the black hole! | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
2025 | Say, who's on top of the leaderboard? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2026 | I’m going to putt before it starts probing the hole” | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2027 | It's not so much a UFO as an IFO: in the f-ing way. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2028 | I’m pretty sure that however we decide to go here will set a precedent. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2029 | a new study of black holes in space | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2030 | Ok, now the disc golfers have gone too far. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2031 | I told you I thought I hit something with that pitch. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2032 | These NASA ball markers leave much to be desired, design-wise. | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2033 | „He is looking for a Major called Tom.“ | 1.1964 | 0.04886 | 112 | 96 | 10 | 6 |
2034 | You better "call home"! | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2035 | Under or over ? Your call. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2036 | They say "Stop hitting my planet around!" | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2037 | They're gonna zap me with a death ray if I miss this putt. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2038 | Bob, what's the rule on UFO drops? | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2039 | Should I play through the little green men? | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2040 | It's definitely not an eagle or any birdie. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2041 | What’s the stroke penalty for a close encounter of the third kind? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2042 | It's okay. He asked if he could play through. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2043 | Are we playing in the U.F. Open? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2044 | I think I sunk an alien | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2045 | Can I ask for a different ball marker? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2046 | Could you page Agnes Moorehead in the clubhouse? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2047 | Come in peace? They're in my line! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2048 | Does your ball talk? | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
2049 | I'll boldly go where no ball has gone before. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2050 | What's the rule for an "Unidentified Flying Obstacle" on the course | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2051 | I usually like a saucer with my cup, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2052 | Phil, would you mind using a different ball marker? | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2053 | Hey! Do you know an Alan Shepard? The little guy says he here for a rematch with him. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2054 | It identified my flying object! | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
2055 | I said, Trump hired little GREENS men! | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2056 | Take me to your caddy. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2057 | They’re saying that where they come from, the flag is removed before putting. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2058 | You may move a foreign impediment in your line on the green at your own risk. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2059 | I told them they could play through | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2060 | So in case it takes my ball... if this a gimme? or do I have to play through? | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2061 | Superior beings or not - how'd they get past the admissions committee? | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2062 | It's about.00001 parsec to hole out. | 1.1954 | 0.05858 | 87 | 76 | 5 | 6 |
2063 | Sam, of all of golf's hazards, U.F.Os are the worst! | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2064 | It keeps repeating “Take me your leaderboard”. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2065 | I'll putt. Your ball is going to be away. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2066 | What should i use? An “OZN Wedge”? | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2067 | I wonder if he found more golf balls in orbit out there! | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2068 | Wait! Atleast tell us if this counts as an immovable obstruction? | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2069 | What about alien lies? | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
2070 | From par and beyond. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2071 | Hiring extraterrestrials to check on the game is going a bit too far! | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2072 | I'm afraid that I've got a bogey at 12 o'clock. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2073 | Good luck getting that in the hole. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2074 | See, Bill? I told you we were being watched. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2075 | Should I ask ‘em to mark it? | 1.1951 | 0.04403 | 82 | 66 | 16 | 0 |
2076 | Are you sure we are not on candid camera for an insurance company commercial? | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2077 | What are the rules about an alien object on the green? | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2078 | They say we get eliminated, unless they play through. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2079 | Don’t you think that place marker is a little over the top? | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2080 | I think they're just having a hard time accepting that I've changed my mind. I'm staying. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2081 | Trump wants to play through??? | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2082 | What do you mean it's not interference? | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2083 | The green crew is here. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2084 | We're using that new employee monitoring software for working from home. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2085 | It's saying, 'go listen to your wife'" | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
2086 | They want to see my insurance, but I keep telling them it was a bird strike. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2087 | Bring me the wedge! I’ve gotta make a ship shot. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2088 | They want us to take them to the player with the lowest score. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2089 | You get a drop with a UFO, right? | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
2090 | I need to move this round thing that blocking my putt. | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2091 | Sorry,but your ball is under my friend here. | 1.1944 | 0.04826 | 108 | 92 | 11 | 5 |
2092 | What is the interplanetary rule? | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2093 | You guys from Venus ... you left your marker! | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2094 | Per the "Leaf Rule" I can remove the ship without penalty. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2095 | They say they’re not a movable obstruction, and double-dog dared me to try. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2096 | If you thought this was a disc golf course, thonk again. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2097 | Why don’t you go ahead and putt out? | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2098 | How does it affect the scoring if I get disintegrated? | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2099 | They say for a very small price they can fix your slice. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
2100 | "Is it a 'mulligan' if I kill an alien?" | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2101 | I think he's saying, "Take me to your leaderboard." | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
2102 | Am I still closest to the pin? | 1.1939 | 0.04014 | 98 | 79 | 19 | 0 |
2103 | This alien here thinks it can get a club membership just because he flew a few million light years to get here! | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2104 | Hear the putt, putt? | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2105 | Avert your eyes! | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2106 | He thinks my golf ball is an egg I've hatched, and he's wondering why I'm not sitting on it. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2107 | Hey, Dad! What are the rules on alien obstructions? | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2108 | This new club is out of this world | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2109 | Whadd’ya think Bob? Putt or chip? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2110 | Do you still carry that Rule Book in you bag? | 1.1933 | 0.04509 | 119 | 101 | 13 | 5 |
2111 | Penny? Penny! I told you no drones on the golf course! | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
2112 | Shall we let these guys play through? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2113 | They say they're probing this hole! | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2114 | Not now Elron! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2115 | I need my wedge! | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2116 | Don’t you yell “FORE “ where you come from ?! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2117 | What's the penalty for moving this obstacle? | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2118 | Just wait until you see what happened to your birdie. | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2119 | It’s a caddy. Says his player is away | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2120 | He just keeps phoning home. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2121 | UFO aren't real | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2122 | Alien humor | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2123 | Little guy says he wants his Alien Wedge back. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2124 | You said we're on the 19th hole? | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2125 | Permission to play through? | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2126 | He doesn’t believe that satellites and this game were invented by the same species. | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
2127 | Does an unidentified object qualify as a man-made obstacle? | 1.1928 | 0.04356 | 83 | 67 | 16 | 0 |
2128 | And then it turned my ball into a cheese puff!" | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
2129 | U.FOOOOORE! | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2130 | Maybe a smaller ball mark? | 1.1928 | 0.04356 | 83 | 67 | 16 | 0 |
2131 | Do I get relief? It doesn't appear to be a man made object. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2132 | Whadya mean there's nothing in the rules covering alien spaceships in the line of play? | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2133 | This frisbee isn’t even golf legal, Todd! | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2134 | Hey Jim! You're not going to believe this but your wife is ugly and there's a tiny spaceship over here. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2135 | Is this that DiscGolf everyone's talking about? | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2136 | Look, little green men. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2137 | They are going to use their tractor beam to move the ball to the cup and drop it in. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2138 | How do you say "Fore" in Martian? | 1.1923 | 0.04100 | 130 | 109 | 17 | 4 |
2139 | They’re asking if they can play through. Or should I just could take a penalty stroke? | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2140 | They want to know the par for this hole in parsecs | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2141 | Ned, do you have a mashie in your bag? | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2142 | No, this is NOT why my ball is so close to the hole! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2143 | That’s par for the course! | 1.1923 | 0.04491 | 78 | 63 | 15 | 0 |
2144 | Are we playing by universal rules? | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2145 | FOOOOOOOOOOORE-ign object on the course! | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2146 | For crying out loud! LIV has got to stop messing with the game! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2147 | Who's playing Ultimate Frisbee? | 1.1920 | 0.04204 | 125 | 105 | 16 | 4 |
2148 | Let's just stop at 17 holes. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2149 | They say they’d rather be driving a Titleist. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2150 | He's asking to be taken to our leaderboard. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2151 | Hey buddy, we didn't say you could play through! | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2152 | Wow, that was almost a hole in one from 25 light years away" | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2153 | Who sponsored *their* membership? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2154 | I found your missing tv dish. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2155 | I forget. Does putting through a warp field increase the velocity or cause a time space/time differential and stop all motion? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2156 | No golf carts on the green! | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2157 | Oh...So thiswe're doing now? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2158 | What's that word for a triple-eagle? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2159 | Fred, this is the last time I play golf with you at the Roswell Country Club. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2160 | Bet I can do it in infinity! | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2161 | Over or around? | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2162 | Uh-Oh - Aliens interfering in human affairs once again | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2163 | Could you give me a ruling here? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2164 | Do I have to let him/her/it play through? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2165 | Great shot alien | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2166 | Give me a minute while I negotiate. If they would only focus their tractor beam on my ball, I can get a birdie | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2167 | He says it's alright if we play through! | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2168 | Will you concede a gimme? | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2169 | Ah, looks like the new caddies have arrived! | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2170 | I told those fools that a golf course in Area 51 was a bad idea. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2171 | They’re asking for the leader. | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2172 | Your last shot was out of this world. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2173 | Is this your golf cart? | 1.1905 | 0.04310 | 84 | 68 | 16 | 0 |
2174 | I have an "Out of this Universe" playable hazard! | 1.1905 | 0.03851 | 105 | 85 | 20 | 0 |
2175 | Yes, I do mind if you play thru | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2176 | Hey! Can you please mark your saucer. It’s in the line of my putt. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2177 | It's my caddie—he's working from home today. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2178 | You’re going to need some space to sink this putt. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2179 | They say they won’t move to the fairway — they’re little green men. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2180 | I told them to play through. They said they already had. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2181 | They prefer Capture the Flag. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2182 | I'm going to say it's an immovable object and take line of sight relief. | 1.1905 | 0.04310 | 84 | 68 | 16 | 0 |
2183 | He says, On his planet, flags are sacred. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2184 | Come watch me try a space chip shot. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2185 | I told you my shot was out of this world! | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2186 | Uhmmm…. Mind if I play through? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2187 | Did you not hear me say "fore"? | 1.1901 | 0.04118 | 121 | 101 | 17 | 3 |
2188 | The wind took that one. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2189 | Either way, it is a pick up. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2190 | dad,can we keep him? | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2191 | I'll play under. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2192 | It's in my way ! | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2193 | There's a saucer blocking the cup, now what? | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2194 | I did explain it to them. But now the game seems farcical to me too. | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2195 | Keep your close encounters to yourself! | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2196 | Do local rules cover alien obstructions? | 1.1899 | 0.04441 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
2197 | They didn’t even have the courtesy to yell fore. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2198 | Hey Bill, I would say this IS a foreign object” @aleksjszymansk | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2199 | You might want to bring a bigger club. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2200 | Am I allowed to move it? | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2201 | Hey Herbie, I think I better use my chipping wedge. | 1.1895 | 0.04042 | 95 | 77 | 18 | 0 |
2202 | Not a problem- A tap off the south leg should do it. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2203 | Do I aim for the cup, or...? | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2204 | Is this a fucking disc golf course you moron! | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2205 | You say course of human history, blah, blah, blah. I say Rule 15.1–loose impediment. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2206 | A flying mulligan, no? | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
2207 | Does this qualify for a free drop? | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2208 | It's puttable underneath, but what if someone emerges and interferes? | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2209 | Wow, What type of ball are you using?? | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2210 | Now I know why they're called "little GREEN men" | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2211 | Many golfers hit birdies and eagles. You’re the only one I know who hits flying saucers. | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
2212 | Their handicap is out of this world! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2213 | Mind visiting another galaxy while I sink this putt? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2214 | I think he wants us to take him to our leaderboard. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2215 | Drone Putt! | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2216 | Does this constitute a bogey? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2217 | Of course, as soon as I figured out the windmill ... | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2218 | Hey!!! Tell your pilot it's against our rules to park in front of a putt!!! | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2219 | They seem interested in the ball. | 1.1889 | 0.04149 | 90 | 73 | 17 | 0 |
2220 | Its ridiculous the lengths you will go to win a match. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2221 | They really do have everything in Palm Beach. I wonder what we will find in the next hole? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2222 | You forgot one! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2223 | Gonna put my balls in more than one hole! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2224 | It's a space hazard. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2225 | Your caddy is blocking my shot. | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
2226 | I call a martigan | 1.1887 | 0.04854 | 106 | 91 | 10 | 5 |
2227 | How do you say “Mullligan” in Martian? | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2228 | Stroke-and-distance relief only applies if the distance is less than one light year, otherwise it's a lost ball. (Roswell Golf Club Local Rules) | 1.1887 | 0.04665 | 106 | 90 | 12 | 4 |
2229 | Check the rule book. I think I get club-length relief for alien obstructions. | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2230 | Can I take a rover ? | 1.1887 | 0.03818 | 106 | 86 | 20 | 0 |
2231 | Hey Joe your cheeseburger is here. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2232 | They say, If I want to play thru it'll be either 20 billion Zupwatt dollars or ten McRib sandwiches with fries. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2233 | Golthnorp, you didn’t yell “Fore!” | 1.1882 | 0.04265 | 85 | 69 | 16 | 0 |
2234 | I never expected “little green men” to be quite so literal | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2235 | Easy putt. I used to do this one in mini-golf. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2236 | I have a clear moonshot from here." | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2237 | Could you put a mark on your level-marker-green-reader thingamajig? | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2238 | George, please tell Elroy to practice on the putting green.” | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2239 | Damn it! I'm close enough for an eagle on this hole, and this piece of garbage shows up! | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2240 | Over or under? | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
2241 | It probes the ball if your putt touches it. | 1.1882 | 0.04265 | 85 | 69 | 16 | 0 |
2242 | Will you please mark your satellite so I can putt. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2243 | On second thought, ask Harry to bring me the lob wedge. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2244 | I knew those moon drives would come back to haunt us. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2245 | This ball marker is out of this world. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2246 | Musk and his damn ideas. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2247 | That's obviously not a "man made obstruction" so it can't be moved. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2248 | look at it positively, at least they didn’t beam the ball up this time | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2249 | There goes my handicap. | 1.1881 | 0.03908 | 101 | 82 | 19 | 0 |
2250 | Now it’s the aliens’ fault? | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2251 | Its OK. He asked to play through. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2252 | I need the referees | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2253 | Whad'Ya say we call the match even and head to the clubhouse | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2254 | Hey Stan, the universe is calling... It wants you to pick up the pace! | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2255 | They have come for a selfie with you and your swing. | 1.1880 | 0.04531 | 117 | 100 | 12 | 5 |
2256 | Grab my Roswell putter. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2257 | Call a course marshall, my putt is obstructed and I need a ruling, also the National Inquirer. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2258 | Got this Apollo 14 moon marker at the NASA souvenir shop. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2259 | They say they're playing maxi golf! | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2260 | Seriously, Jim? You’re going to probe all nine holes? | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2261 | He says he's here to take John Daly back home. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2262 | Yeah, this course is out of this world, | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2263 | Should I get out my wedge? | 1.1875 | 0.04391 | 80 | 65 | 15 | 0 |
2264 | Can you ask the new guy to move his UFO? | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2265 | Nice shot, but I didn't hear you tell "fore". | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2266 | See, I told you. That shot was out of this world! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2267 | After we finish the round, do you have time to take these guys to our leader? | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2268 | These ball markers are getting out of hand | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2269 | They have planted their own flag! | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2270 | I'll take my shot as soon as they finish abducting the caddy and take off. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2271 | I thought we agreed not to play mini golf anymore. | 1.1875 | 0.03705 | 112 | 91 | 21 | 0 |
2272 | Really! You had to park here! | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2273 | They asked me to take them to their Leaderboard. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2274 | How many club lengths for a free drop? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2275 | I swear, I heard a little voice say, "Play through." | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2276 | I need to know how the PGA and LIV see my options. | 1.1875 | 0.04490 | 112 | 95 | 13 | 4 |
2277 | Hey Hey! If you want to watch, get behind the ropes Hey! If you want to watch, get behind the ropes! | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2278 | He said 'Take me to your pro shop'. | 1.1875 | 0.04391 | 80 | 65 | 15 | 0 |
2279 | A little help here | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2280 | Hold on a sec, I’m trying to see if they have insurance. | 1.1870 | 0.04057 | 123 | 103 | 17 | 3 |
2281 | What do the rules say about an unidentified object on the green? | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2282 | You tell'em we're playing through. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2283 | The good news is its a mulligan. The bad news is they think it's our leader. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2284 | Jim! They want to be taken to our leader. Even if I drain this 10-footer, that's STILL gonna be you. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2285 | Sure George, it's NOT a prank. Now watch me smash it with my club and what, the destruction of Earth? Oh, I'm so scared!" | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2286 | Could we have shared flight paths ? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2287 | Ok if I take a drop? | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2288 | I'm being offered a free trip through the universe, but I'll have to skip this shot." | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2289 | This guy wants to know if he can play through? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2290 | They say they’re from his new golf resort. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2291 | Is this what the rules mean by "a foreign object?" | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2292 | Did you say the client was foreign? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2293 | Even the aliens say it's a gimme. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2294 | They keep blabbing on about how were all a bunch of brainless insects and being a food source or something like that. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2295 | Are these friends of yours? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2296 | Ben Shapiro warned me about this exact situation. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2297 | May I suggest less loft? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2298 | I could use your help with this read. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2299 | They are interested in a threesome. But I’m not sure if it involves golf. | 1.1864 | 0.04495 | 118 | 101 | 12 | 5 |
2300 | Can you mark that,please? | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2301 | Just waiting for more space. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2302 | Rub of the green men. | 1.1860 | 0.05363 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
2303 | This wasn’t the “Birdie” I had in mind. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2304 | It’s a moveable object. Go ahead. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2305 | Yeah, I'll call that a gimme | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2306 | Not sure how to score this, your ball just got abducted. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2307 | Hand me my UFO driver. | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2308 | It wants to negotiate. | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2309 | They've got lasers. I'm going to let them play through. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2310 | I'm not sure, I think it's a Mulligan. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2311 | Hopefully they won't probe your hole-in-one. | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2312 | Frank, I need you to distract it again! | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2313 | Bob, do I chip over or putt under? | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2314 | He’s blocking my shot, this may not count. | 1.1858 | 0.03885 | 113 | 93 | 19 | 1 |
2315 | huh, weird. They said the "leader of the free world" would be here. | 1.1857 | 0.06203 | 70 | 61 | 5 | 4 |
2316 | Do golf rules for relief also cover alien impediments? | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2317 | They said we can play through. | 1.1856 | 0.03968 | 97 | 79 | 18 | 0 |
2318 | Just want you to know that I’m going to hit this out of this world. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2319 | I always suspected this game wasn't of the Earth | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2320 | They said we can just play through! | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2321 | You had to drone on about my shot. | 1.1856 | 0.03968 | 97 | 79 | 18 | 0 |
2322 | Bogey, 12 o'clock. | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2323 | Sorry Rick, the alien got closest to the pin. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2324 | They replaced the windmill! | 1.1852 | 0.04343 | 81 | 66 | 15 | 0 |
2325 | Tell Mr. Spock it’s not logical. | 1.1852 | 0.04585 | 108 | 92 | 12 | 4 |
2326 | Hey! What would Trump do in this situation? | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2327 | Think I might need a quarter to make this one! | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2328 | Anybody up for an anal probe? | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2329 | If you’re looking for the President your about 2 years to late | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2330 | There’s a little bit of space between my ball and the hole. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2331 | This really takes it to a whole new dimension. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2332 | It’s in violation of rule 16.2, sections a,b,c paragraphs d,e,f Bob. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2333 | Which one of us is leading? These little guys want a word. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2334 | Looks like we got a Bogey | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2335 | Is this an "act of god" or "external influence"? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2336 | They're asking to be taken to our leaderboard. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2337 | Please raise your drown for a minute till my opponent putts. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2338 | Did you leave your Roomba on auto pilot ? | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2339 | Some fucker parked on the green | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
2340 | That's a gimmie. | 1.1848 | 0.04069 | 92 | 75 | 17 | 0 |
2341 | He says it’s a black hole and that my shot’s gonna come out of a plastic pipe by a windmill in some other universe. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2342 | Maybe we should let them play through… | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2343 | Yeah, you're under par. He wants to talk to you. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2344 | They want to know if this is a good spot to build a pyramid. Should I tell them to go to the mini-putt? | 1.1848 | 0.04069 | 92 | 75 | 17 | 0 |
2345 | Would you say a tractor beam would count as "moved by natural forces"? | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2346 | When did this become miniature golf course? | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2347 | Fella wants to know the yardage to Rigel in the Orion system. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2348 | Oops that wasn’t a microdose.” by Good Trip Studio | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2349 | I know what it means if I get a birdie or an eagle, but what if I hit an alien? | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2350 | Would you move your mass? | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
2351 | Are we using the same rules for wildlife and alien life? | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
2352 | Open Championship meaning anyone can play. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2353 | I said you can play through! | 1.1845 | 0.04926 | 103 | 89 | 9 | 5 |
2354 | Eugene, your ball marker is interfering with lining up my putt. | 1.1845 | 0.03840 | 103 | 84 | 19 | 0 |
2355 | Would this be considered a movable obstruction? | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2356 | You may come in peace, but you still need to be members to park here. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2357 | Hurry! Remember, we need to get back to earth today! | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
2358 | « No John it’s no birdie, it’s a tiny flying saucer! » | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2359 | What do I do now? They just asked my ball to take them to its leader. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2360 | Forget LIV, this group says if we leave the PGA Tour they'll give us the moon! | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2361 | I’d play through but there’s not enough … space. | 1.1842 | 0.04476 | 76 | 62 | 14 | 0 |
2362 | My bad. It's my Amazon Prime Black Friday delivery. | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2363 | No Harold, literally out of this world. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2364 | Let's see how they like a 5 iron. | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2365 | You know, frisbee golf is only on Tuesdays! | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2366 | No, I don't see yours. Maybe you got a black-hole-in-one? | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2367 | I’ll be using a mulligan for this shot. | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2368 | Undeniable evidence that I’m cursed. | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2369 | They said take them to our leader. I'm one over par - are you even? | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2370 | Hey! Would you mark that, please? | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2371 | I'm going to need a better handicap | 1.1837 | 0.04191 | 98 | 81 | 16 | 1 |
2372 | They won closest to pin. | 1.1835 | 0.03946 | 109 | 90 | 18 | 1 |
2373 | Take me to your leaderboard. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2374 | Somebody is asking about your ball made from cosmic materials. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2375 | Steve, your wife has come to take you home. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2376 | I'm pretty sure "ł‰‰łꮤ" means "gimmie" where it's from. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2377 | Yes I'd move it if it were a drone. But, I'ts a small spaceship and I'm just going to put under it. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2378 | Have I shown you how I can drive with a putter? | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2379 | Good shot,you hit your shot right out of the universe | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2380 | You missed it by just this much | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2381 | Should we ask them to join us ? | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2382 | He says he's looking for Mar-A-Lardo.... | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2383 | I'm going to play it where it lies, but go to 100% on the shields in case they think it's a hostile action! | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2384 | Not sure if this is a birdie or a bogey. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2385 | Hey! Is this one of your kid’s drones again? | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2386 | Ten trillion golf courses in this universe and they had to choose our tee time. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2387 | It wants to know if this is the soleyent green. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2388 | Harry’s pranking us again! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2389 | Phil, quick grab my wedge. This Eagle has wings!" | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2390 | I'm not sure what to do here, this is a little alien to me. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2391 | You’re gonna mark that? | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2392 | I've heard of little green men, but these are little men on the green! | 1.1828 | 0.04030 | 93 | 76 | 17 | 0 |
2393 | Why does EVERYONE have to fly south for the winter? | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2394 | I'm going to kick this fucking thing out of my way. | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2395 | I told you that should have gone in | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2396 | They wish to be taken to our leader board. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2397 | I'm going to take a mulligan on this one. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2398 | Pretty sure rules permit me to move my ball in cases of alien obstruction | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2399 | Is that a gimme? | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2400 | How do suppose they say “fore”? | 1.1827 | 0.04483 | 104 | 88 | 13 | 3 |
2401 | He finally made contact. | 1.1827 | 0.03807 | 104 | 85 | 19 | 0 |
2402 | If you thought ILIV Golf prize money would be competition, wait until you what the universe has to say. | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
2403 | Worst bunker ever. | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2404 | They said to go ahead and play through. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2405 | I told them you're away, far far away. | 1.1818 | 0.05048 | 99 | 86 | 8 | 5 |
2406 | You mark your way, and I'll mark my way. | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2407 | Is this the new disc golf? | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2408 | I liked it better when hazards didn’t involve abduction. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2409 | This would happen just when I'm shooting the round of my life! | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2410 | They're not letting me play through, so we have to assume their intentions are hostile. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2411 | Do we wait or should I ask them if we can play through? | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2412 | Pretty low to resort to extraterrestrial interference, Gary! | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2413 | How high did you hit your approach? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
2414 | Damn you Martian sandbaggers, and your little putting-green men! | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2415 | Mark it as a “Close Encounter of the Birdie Kind.” | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2416 | They’ve come to learn about miniature golf | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2417 | Should I wait 'till it leaves or should I go under it? | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2418 | What does the rule book say about a UFO blocking your line to the hole? | 1.1818 | 0.04135 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |
2419 | I get at least three strokes here. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2420 | Of all the places to land in the universe, they choose the third hole at Pebble Beach! | 1.1818 | 0.03896 | 99 | 81 | 18 | 0 |
2421 | Nice shot, Ted, but it's about a foot short of a wormhole-in-one. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2422 | Well they did say the putting green was out of this world … | 1.1818 | 0.04135 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |
2423 | Get a load of what's closest to the pin. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2424 | Obama’s or ET? | 1.1818 | 0.04135 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |
2425 | So you’re highly intelligent but lack basic etiquette, then? | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2426 | Replace your divots, please | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2427 | It might be time to start thinking about selling this land back to its indigenous people. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2428 | The rules clearly state that I can 'remove a foreign object' | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
2429 | I don’t care if it means the end of humanity, I’m getting that birdie. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2430 | If we give them a copy of Harvey Pinick's 'Little Red Book', they'll leave peacefully. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2431 | My bad. I thought it was a birdie. | 1.1810 | 0.03775 | 105 | 86 | 19 | 0 |
2432 | It says it wants my ball. Not sure how to score this. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2433 | Should I play through or around? | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2434 | Hey Bob, do you know where they can find mini golf? | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2435 | Play it as it flies. | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2436 | If I make this shot, I can play in the Altair IV tournament. | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2437 | That's gotta be a "gimme". | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2438 | I think I’m gonna avoid the beer cart for a few holes! | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2439 | Call the PGA. I figured out how guys keep getting abducted to LIV. | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2440 | Is this the truth or an unplayable lie? | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2441 | That chip shot was outer worldy! | 1.1809 | 0.03991 | 94 | 77 | 17 | 0 |
2442 | I need to speak to the Ranger! | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2443 | How did you get here? I chipped in from the rough! | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2444 | NO MULLIGANS means NO MULLIGANS | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2445 | Requesting relief from a foreign object. | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2446 | Quiet in the gallery please. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2447 | I much preferred the windmill. | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2448 | When you said my putt would have to be 'out of this world', you weren't kidding! | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2449 | Your shot was out of this world. | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2450 | Mark, the golf goblins are going on strike again! | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2451 | I'll call this an alien par | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2452 | I just flipped our pattys. Help yourself. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2453 | Does it count if I put it in the saucer, instead of the cup? | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2454 | I warned you that the Cal Tech course had tough | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2455 | What do you think? I can get a birdie here if I risk interplanetary war. | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2456 | the Florida masters was interrupted today when Elon Musk unexpectedly dropped in on the back nine | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2457 | Why the hell would extraterrestrials like golf? | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2458 | They said I get a mulligan. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2459 | Should we let it play through? | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2460 | When Martian kids get radio controlled UFOs for Christmas, we pay the price. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
2461 | Hey, Ted? Do you still have that booklet about Martian golf etiquette? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2462 | Hey! There's a drone trap at the 18th ! | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2463 | A cup and saucer? Does this mean we should break for tea? | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2464 | Donald, your ball marker is blocking my shot. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2465 | Grab Bernie, they want to talk to our leader and he's three under. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2466 | Your new golf cart is ready, Mr. Trump. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2467 | should I go or should I stay | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2468 | I need a ruling here. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2469 | Yes, I will ask him if we can plan through. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2470 | I've got a problem. I'm in an alien situation and it's beyond my control. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2471 | PLEASE MOVE THIS THING OUT OF THE WAY | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2472 | Looks like a bogey to me. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2473 | It's Rule 14:8(b)6 -- a putt blocked by a UFO is a "gimmee". | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2474 | Of all the golf courses in all the towns in all the world, they land on mine. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2475 | This thing just said 'take me to your leaderboard'! | 1.1795 | 0.04373 | 78 | 64 | 14 | 0 |
2476 | If I don’t let them play through, they’re going to destroy the Earth. What should I do? | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2477 | Found an unidentified fairway object! | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2478 | It was supposed to be a “gimme”! | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2479 | This is gonna ruin my handicap. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2480 | My guess is that the putt is relatively straight, and then I should let gravity take over. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2481 | Harry, your ball was suctioned for diagnostics. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2482 | It asked the ball to take it to its leader. | 1.1792 | 0.04196 | 106 | 89 | 15 | 2 |
2483 | I think it’s a moveable obstruction. | 1.1792 | 0.04405 | 106 | 90 | 13 | 3 |
2484 | I know what the rule states, but I still wanna double check the Condon Report real quick. | 1.1792 | 0.04405 | 106 | 90 | 13 | 3 |
2485 | They have a lot in common. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2486 | They’re from a galaxy par, par away. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2487 | Ok, Frank! Enough with the drone antics. This isn't Croquet. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2488 | Play it where it lies, Ted. By the way, were you stationed at Camp Lejeune between 1953 and 1988? if so you could be owed significant compensation. | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
2489 | A goalie in golf? | 1.1789 | 0.03954 | 95 | 78 | 17 | 0 |
2490 | I’ve heard of making a bogey, Dave, but this is going too far.” | 1.1789 | 0.04227 | 95 | 79 | 15 | 1 |
2491 | PGA recruitment that tough, huh? | 1.1789 | 0.04484 | 95 | 80 | 13 | 2 |
2492 | Wow Arnie, that shot was out of this world! | 1.1789 | 0.04959 | 95 | 82 | 9 | 4 |
2493 | Are you seeing this?! I was only 3 feet from a hole in one. | 1.1789 | 0.04484 | 95 | 80 | 13 | 2 |
2494 | He says local cluster rules allow him to leave the pin in. | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2495 | So if the saucer picks up my ball, do I get a free drop? | 1.1789 | 0.04959 | 95 | 82 | 9 | 4 |
2496 | Now I know why I'm playing so badly: Gamma Rays. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2497 | Hey,this isn’t putt-putt golf. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2498 | I don't think I can putt around it. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2499 | Just point them to our leader. | 1.1786 | 0.04204 | 84 | 69 | 15 | 0 |
2500 | Their wager is a timeshare on their home planet. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2501 | Do I get a club length for a UFO obstruction? | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2502 | My wife has hired aliens. | 1.1786 | 0.04204 | 84 | 69 | 15 | 0 |
2503 | Can I take a gimme? | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2504 | Can I move the ball 2 clubs lengths without penalty? | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2505 | I didn't know this was a miniature golf hole. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2506 | I would have made the hole but there’s a UFO blocking my line | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2507 | They took him to the clubhouse leader. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2508 | Really? It’s not enough for you to suck the life blood of this planet dry?” | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2509 | Should we let them play through? | 1.1782 | 0.04077 | 101 | 84 | 16 | 1 |
2510 | Hey George, as if the sand traps weren't difficult enough. They've installed an obstacle that looks like it's from outer space! | 1.1782 | 0.04750 | 101 | 87 | 10 | 4 |
2511 | Remember the hubcap you lost? | 1.1782 | 0.04077 | 101 | 84 | 16 | 1 |
2512 | They said after ten thousand light years of travel, we can’t play through. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2513 | I’m calling interference snd yes I KNOW it’s not a football game!! | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2514 | I thought this club was strictly earthlings only" | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2515 | They say they're from a planet of geniuses. Yet they can't figure out what the hell we're doing out here. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2516 | For some reason, they think I’m the leader | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2517 | Hey! That's a foul play. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2518 | I hope these guys look nothing like a golf ball. | 1.1780 | 0.03924 | 118 | 99 | 17 | 2 |
2519 | Would you please tell the Martian to move his marker. It’s right on my line to the hole. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2520 | ...nothing in the rules about relief from a UFO...play it as it lies.... | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2521 | We need a golf tee to go along with this cup and saucer. | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2522 | I’d like to see you do better… | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2523 | They won't move till they get Tiger Woods' autographs. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2524 | Does the rule book say anything about alien spacecraft in the right-of-way? | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2525 | This green could do with a little less space. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2526 | I asked you not to play through. | 1.1778 | 0.04053 | 90 | 74 | 16 | 0 |
2527 | There's a saucer in the way of the cup! | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2528 | He says he’d like it on a hard roll with cheese and a little hot sauce. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2529 | What's the protocol on this? | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2530 | Since when do the little greens men work Sundays? | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2531 | Is it alright if I play through this alien obstacle? | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2532 | Looks like it's gonna take a moon shot. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2533 | I'll never get used to the carts in New Mexico. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2534 | Did you bring your landing tripod repair tool? I left mine in my bag. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2535 | No mames | 1.1778 | 0.04053 | 90 | 74 | 16 | 0 |
2536 | This round is all I'm leading. | 1.1776 | 0.04367 | 107 | 91 | 13 | 3 |
2537 | Just like Elon. He's a game-changer, all right! | 1.1776 | 0.03712 | 107 | 88 | 19 | 0 |
2538 | Are we playing by USGA, or LIV rules on relief? | 1.1776 | 0.03712 | 107 | 88 | 19 | 0 |
2539 | Can I get a gimme? | 1.1776 | 0.03942 | 107 | 89 | 17 | 1 |
2540 | Apparently they've never seen a putter before. | 1.1776 | 0.04564 | 107 | 92 | 11 | 4 |
2541 | I'm sorry Bill,I can't finish this game. I have to go home. | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2542 | Roger it's the tiny Martian spaceship again, will I get a Mulligan? | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2543 | This increases par, but just for me! | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2544 | It’s simply revenge for hitting golf balls on the moon! | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2545 | I at least get to drop it over my shoulder! | 1.1772 | 0.05332 | 79 | 68 | 8 | 3 |
2546 | When I yelled, 'nice approach,' I didn't mean your shot. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2547 | It's a bit short. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2548 | i hate mexicans | 1.1772 | 0.05332 | 79 | 68 | 8 | 3 |
2549 | They had to pick today to aerate the greens | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2550 | It landed on the green, Carl | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2551 | Probably harder than the Clown's Mouth but definitely easier than that Loop-Dee-Loop | 1.1771 | 0.03917 | 96 | 79 | 17 | 0 |
2552 | The rules clearly state that help from a UFO is a two stroke penalty. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2553 | Is it a hazard or a ball marker from Area 51? | 1.1771 | 0.03917 | 96 | 79 | 17 | 0 |
2554 | I wonder if they found any of the balls I lost somewhere in space. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2555 | They are suggesting I pitch it over their craft | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2556 | Hey, what *%#@&ng kind of tee is this, and who left it here on the green?? | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2557 | Bill, it’s either L1V or Lunar. Wait till the PGA hears about this. By the way, do I get relief ? | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2558 | Oh, I forgot; this hole has the "little aliens from a tiny planet" hazard. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2559 | Golf is tough enough and now this! | 1.1771 | 0.05129 | 96 | 84 | 7 | 5 |
2560 | I think it's from that LEV Golf Tour the Martians are sponsoring | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2561 | Is this a gimme? I don't dare disturb these guys. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2562 | Ok, so they are not on Twitter, let 's try Facebook. | 1.1771 | 0.05129 | 96 | 84 | 7 | 5 |
2563 | Do you want the flag in or out? | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2564 | Your Mother in Law is here. | 1.1770 | 0.03819 | 113 | 94 | 18 | 1 |
2565 | You were right, there was a great chance we’d meet aliens… | 1.1770 | 0.04021 | 113 | 95 | 16 | 2 |
2566 | Be careful. This isn't a friendly hole. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2567 | They’re looking for the disc golf course. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2568 | Two-planet penalty! | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2569 | you're away | 1.1765 | 0.04707 | 102 | 88 | 10 | 4 |
2570 | Want to know if they can play through, they have another connecting flight to catch. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2571 | He's trying to advertise Alien golf balls, saying they're out of this world, but I'm a titleist kind guy myself | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2572 | Be careful, Larry! We don’t know what they are capable of, if you hit that saucer. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2573 | No, this kind of bogey. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2574 | Our next leader hits balls beyond Oz | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2575 | Who’s leading right now? | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2576 | I think it's the new putting green thingy, the Groomba. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2577 | What’s the rule about relief from a UFO? | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2578 | He's saying, "Pretend I'm a windmill." | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
2579 | Can you at least wait until I’m supposed to go back to my family to abduct me | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2580 | No way you can declare that a "natural" obstruction and take a drop | 1.1759 | 0.04124 | 108 | 91 | 15 | 2 |
2581 | The only thing standing in the way of me becoming this year's Club Champion is this stupid garbage can lid that some idiot left here." | 1.1759 | 0.04329 | 108 | 92 | 13 | 3 |
2582 | So you did abduct my wife! | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2583 | If you want your ball back Jerry, you’re gonna have to pull off some fancy negotiations. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2584 | They said "Through we will play." | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2585 | You OK if he plays through? | 1.1758 | 0.04013 | 91 | 75 | 16 | 0 |
2586 | FORE! | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2587 | It's the Par-parazzi! | 1.1758 | 0.04013 | 91 | 75 | 16 | 0 |
2588 | UFO - plus two shots | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2589 | Bob, looks like the PGA has gone interplanetary. | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2590 | Forewarned! | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2591 | Sorry, earthling … we’re just running a few defensive drills “Klatu, remember … always stay between your man and the hole | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2592 | I don't want an alien abduction to spoil my putt. | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2593 | “Now do you believe there are little greens men?” | 1.1758 | 0.05086 | 91 | 79 | 8 | 4 |
2594 | I can’t tell if it’s a birdie or a bogey. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2595 | Nope, no suction mark! | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2596 | I got a bogey! | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2597 | They’re saying my #5 club would have been better. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2598 | ‘Typical. Little green men.’ | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2599 | And you said I was crazy when I retweeted "Jewish Spacelaser" | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2600 | John, don't put the ball in the hole for me now - big brother is watching! | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2601 | It took a bite out of my gof ball | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
2602 | Do you have the newest edition of the USGA rulebook? | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2603 | It says it will move if I donate to MAGA" | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2604 | Can you just apologize? | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2605 | Maybe your Tiger doesn't mind this but I do. | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2606 | You wanna play through? | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2607 | You had your kid land this thing here...didn't you? Bets off! | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2608 | Does this qualify as a red hazard? | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2609 | I think I'm going to need a little "drone to go home assistance". | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2610 | You never yelled fore! | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2611 | There’s no way you expect me to play this, right? | 1.1753 | 0.03880 | 97 | 80 | 17 | 0 |
2612 | The eagle putt has landed. | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2613 | I'm gonna need to take an ET drop over here. | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2614 | Can your drone hover for a moment while I putt out, please? | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2615 | I don’t know - it’s an Elon shot. | 1.1753 | 0.04863 | 97 | 84 | 9 | 4 |
2616 | I was hoping for a birdie, not this! | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2617 | We should have let them play through in the first place. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2618 | Eighteen holes and they had to put down here?! | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2619 | I know the ruling dealing with man-made moveable objects. Do you think that applies to alien-made? | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2620 | Do you think we should play through? | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2621 | I said, “Take me to The Masters.” | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2622 | I lost it | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2623 | Well, thank goodness I didn't sit on it! | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2624 | That wasn’t my ball that landed on the green. | 1.1748 | 0.04236 | 103 | 87 | 14 | 2 |
2625 | How did he manage to land that on the green? | 1.1748 | 0.03760 | 103 | 85 | 18 | 0 |
2626 | I’m gonna let it play through. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
2627 | Apparently it's just curious. | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
2628 | I identified the flying object. | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
2629 | Anyone know what an intelligent life-form would do? | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2630 | You're not even closest to the pin. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2631 | I'm making the putt; intergalactic war or not! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2632 | What happened to the barber pole? | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2633 | They're 'away'. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2634 | I'm gonna need more than the putter... | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2635 | Ha! The joke's on you! After that lightyears long drive, it'll never fit! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2636 | It's a flying object, just not quite a birdie. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2637 | There's little green men on the green. | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2638 | Play it as it lies, Gavin." "But they keep abducting any ball that goes under it!" "PLAY IT AS IT LIES. | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2639 | Looks like my high tee shot hit something on re-entry. | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
2640 | I'll have what she's having | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
2641 | This James Joyce is giving me the yips. | 1.1743 | 0.04292 | 109 | 93 | 13 | 3 |
2642 | Should we take him to our leaderboard? | 1.1743 | 0.04486 | 109 | 94 | 11 | 4 |
2643 | Take me to your leader (in the clubhouse) | 1.1739 | 0.04263 | 92 | 77 | 14 | 1 |
2644 | Fred, they won't let us play through. | 1.1739 | 0.03973 | 92 | 76 | 16 | 0 |
2645 | Nice try! A drone is a moveable object. Get ready to lose Bob! | 1.1739 | 0.03973 | 92 | 76 | 16 | 0 |
2646 | I guess this means the bet is off fellas. | 1.1739 | 0.03759 | 115 | 96 | 18 | 1 |
2647 | Hey Tiger, stop landing your drone in front the of 18th hole. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
2648 | You won’t believe this. I was eight feet from a hole in one. | 1.1739 | 0.04535 | 92 | 78 | 12 | 2 |
2649 | I asked for a birdie! | 1.1739 | 0.04325 | 115 | 99 | 12 | 4 |
2650 | Thanks but instead of a gimme I'd like to take a bogey | 1.1739 | 0.04263 | 92 | 77 | 14 | 1 |
2651 | Matter of fact, I ponder my putts as if the fate of civilization depended on them. | 1.1739 | 0.04791 | 92 | 79 | 10 | 3 |
2652 | Are we playing end of world rules? | 1.1739 | 0.04791 | 92 | 79 | 10 | 3 |
2653 | And people say golf's boring! | 1.1739 | 0.03973 | 92 | 76 | 16 | 0 |
2654 | Try and play through again and I will do more than jump on your pith helmet. | 1.1739 | 0.03973 | 92 | 76 | 16 | 0 |
2655 | Obviously, they don't know the rules. | 1.1739 | 0.04263 | 92 | 77 | 14 | 1 |
2656 | I assume we are playing Roswell rules?” | 1.1739 | 0.04535 | 92 | 78 | 12 | 2 |
2657 | It's growling at me? | 1.1739 | 0.05034 | 92 | 80 | 8 | 4 |
2658 | The tiny green man said I could call relief for an immovable obstruction | 1.1739 | 0.04791 | 92 | 79 | 10 | 3 |
2659 | Batteries not included | 1.1739 | 0.04535 | 92 | 78 | 12 | 2 |
2660 | Enough Elon!!! | 1.1735 | 0.04816 | 98 | 85 | 9 | 4 |
2661 | Hole in worm! | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2662 | This ball does have a mind of its own. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2663 | There is a Drone hazard on this hole | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
2664 | It's always something on this course | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
2665 | They said take us to your leader, so I said, hey, little men, whose hole-high 6-iron do you think this is? | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2666 | I’m going for a black hole in one. | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
2667 | Oh, I thought it was a birdie | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
2668 | Your marker is way too big! | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2669 | I didn’t know this ‘regular’ golf course had obstacles like putt-putt! I didn’t sign up for this, Doug. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2670 | Mar-a-Lago has really gone downhill. | 1.1731 | 0.04415 | 104 | 89 | 12 | 3 |
2671 | It wants to be taken to our leaderboard. | 1.1731 | 0.04199 | 104 | 88 | 14 | 2 |
2672 | If I make this birdie, no anal probe, okay? | 1.1731 | 0.04622 | 104 | 90 | 10 | 4 |
2673 | It turns out “To Serve Man” was a caddie manual… | 1.1731 | 0.04820 | 104 | 91 | 8 | 5 |
2674 | If you’re not a member, are there gimmes at the Area 51 club? | 1.1728 | 0.04227 | 81 | 67 | 14 | 0 |
2675 | Sorry I missed last week. I must have spaced it. | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2676 | NOT BAD FOR A BEGINNER | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2677 | A robot vacuum from very far away is about to swallow my ball! | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2678 | “Bob can you grab the rule book” | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2679 | Maybe there’s a special golf club where they come from that sends the ball up and over | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2680 | Call your damn drone off my lie. | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2681 | Vehicle on the green - they can't be so very intelligent. | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2682 | If I had to guess, it’s a visitor from the future telling me to stop playing and go check my settings at the missile launch control center. | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2683 | Well, it could have been a birdie! | 1.1728 | 0.04227 | 81 | 67 | 14 | 0 |
2684 | You just violated Golf Rule 8.3, Deliberate Action." | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2685 | Hope they don’t take this as an attack! | 1.1728 | 0.04227 | 81 | 67 | 14 | 0 |
2686 | Hey Bill! Your caddy's blocking my shot...again! | 1.1728 | 0.05497 | 81 | 71 | 6 | 4 |
2687 | Oh now that’s cheating! | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2688 | Get down here and mark it. I’m away. | 1.1727 | 0.04055 | 110 | 93 | 15 | 2 |
2689 | Shall I ask them if we can play through? | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2690 | It’s an easy putt, if my ball’s not abducted! | 1.1724 | 0.03925 | 116 | 98 | 16 | 2 |
2691 | I’m dyslexic and a mini golf pro, so OFU. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2692 | Can I have a hand with the flagstick here? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2693 | Gravity took them down one par. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2694 | I did NOT move the ball. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2695 | Bob, when did they put a new gopher trap in? | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2696 | At Area 51 this is par for the course. | 1.1724 | 0.03729 | 116 | 97 | 18 | 1 |
2697 | They're asking to see the leaderboard. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2698 | News of your hole in one has certainly gotten around. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2699 | What do you mean this is not a man-made obstacle? | 1.1724 | 0.04112 | 116 | 99 | 14 | 3 |
2700 | Green on green! | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2701 | do I get an extra shot | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2702 | I can't move the ball. USGA rules only cover man-made obstacles. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2703 | That’s a fancy gold cart | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2704 | The only strange thing about this situation is that I can still score a birdie. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2705 | Did you telepath them to play through? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2706 | They dont | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2707 | Now that was a long drive. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2708 | Ahhh! This is the sport they don’t like! | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2709 | The traps are getting more ingenious on this course every day | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2710 | Whats the rule when a UFO is in your line? | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2711 | Remember how you said the short game is just like mini golf? | 1.1720 | 0.03935 | 93 | 77 | 16 | 0 |
2712 | Hey, It’s not a turtle on your ball. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2713 | I'm tellin' ya, they've got one for every possible situation. So bring out the rule book. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2714 | Tough lie, Bob. Let me give you a tip. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2715 | Gary this isn’t a hole , he’s claiming his territory. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2716 | When you said this course was 'out of this world,' I was picturing something altogether different!? | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2717 | I don't need any galactic pressure. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2718 | Sorry Bill you already used your Mulligan. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2719 | Ever since the miniature golf company bought this golf course each hole has gotten more difficult. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2720 | Greg Norman will let anyone play in this league! | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2721 | I don’t care whether it’s a ufo, spaceship, or drone. It’s blocking my putt. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2722 | They won’t move until I explain why. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2723 | It's not just legend, three under is a 'Drone'... | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2724 | Looks like a birdie of a different feather. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
2725 | How many strokes if it's not manmade? | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2726 | First disc golf... now drone golf | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2727 | A little too strong with the Wedge | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2728 | Are we calling this an act of God or no? | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2729 | Hey Jim, do you recall if I must I take stroke and distance relief in the case of alien invasion or will you just allow me to claim the shot as duly made?" | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2730 | Hey...Mr. President! Somebody wants to talk to you!?! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2731 | "Surely, the rules will say this is an obstruction!" | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2732 | Hey you think they have insurence? | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2733 | Got a Captain Kirk here. | 1.1712 | 0.03813 | 111 | 93 | 17 | 1 |
2734 | To level to course, next time I play with my Drone. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2735 | I think you got too much loft on that one. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2736 | Not exactly the bogey I was aiming for. | 1.1711 | 0.04348 | 76 | 63 | 13 | 0 |
2737 | I get an extra shot because this 'thing' is in my way. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2738 | Are we playing by Winter Rules? | 1.1711 | 0.05425 | 76 | 66 | 7 | 3 |
2739 | What’s the rule on moving alien objects out of the way? | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2740 | Hey, weren’t they supposed to be bigger than this? | 1.1711 | 0.05425 | 76 | 66 | 7 | 3 |
2741 | I teed off with the hyperdriver to get it on the green, but now what? | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2742 | I said four! | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2743 | can i get a ruling a foreign object obstruction? | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2744 | They want us to take them to our leader. Do they mean Rory McIlroy? | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2745 | No wonder pilots call them bogeys. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2746 | They’re saying ‘Take us to your former leader!’ | 1.1711 | 0.05425 | 76 | 66 | 7 | 3 |
2747 | Am I already on the 19th hole? | 1.1711 | 0.04348 | 76 | 63 | 13 | 0 |
2748 | They ask to change the color of the green | 1.1709 | 0.03894 | 117 | 99 | 16 | 2 |
2749 | The UFO did not block your shot, so it’s not considered a rule 17 penalty. | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
2750 | Should I play through, or call the F.B.I.? | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
2751 | Hazard! | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
2752 | It was at that moment Greg sincerely hoped that only one hole was to be probed. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2753 | They're begging me not to shoot! | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2754 | Well looks like it wasn't a birdie. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2755 | I know this used to be called casual aliens, but I don't recall the new term. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2756 | Close Encounters of the Birdie Kind. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2757 | We have come to make one whole. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2758 | Is it playable? | 1.1707 | 0.05434 | 82 | 72 | 6 | 4 |
2759 | What does the rulebook say about an alien object on the green? | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2760 | Would you please move your marker two feet to the right? | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2761 | Your shot was stellar. Theirs was interstellar. | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2762 | It wasn't a goose! | 1.1705 | 0.04031 | 88 | 73 | 15 | 0 |
2763 | They say, wants to talk to our former President | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2764 | Like the new drone? It’s out of this world | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2765 | NO worries, it’s just another one of those ball-eating toadstools | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2766 | When did they turn this place into a miniature golf course? | 1.1705 |