Contest #828


Cartoon

828

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Everyone’s landing on the green but you.”
  2. “They said they can see the kink in your backswing from space.”
  3. “They want me to take them to our leader. You’re winning, right?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-11-20T19:17:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-12-04T19:19:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-11-28T19:18:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 5, 2022
Number of captions 4439
Number of responses 594974
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 They want to know if we lost a ball on the Moon in 1971? 1.8477 0.01616 2535 1061 799 675
1 It wants our leader. Right now that’s you by 2 strokes. 1.8435 0.01963 1642 668 563 411
2 This is still more believable than your hole-in-one story. 1.8286 0.01519 2690 1104 943 643
3 He says this is the stupidest waste of time in the entire universe. 1.8060 0.01729 2325 1077 622 626
4 If they're looking for intelligent life, why would they come to a golf course? 1.8005 0.01336 3799 1743 1071 985
5 Everyone's landing on the green but you. 1.7600 0.01600 2375 1075 795 505
6 Ok, just figured out why those foursomes in front of us disappeared. 1.7555 0.01301 3566 1619 1200 747
7 I hate playing in New Mexico 1.7493 0.01590 2401 1105 793 503
8 He claims I broke his windshield. 1.7431 0.01541 2534 1171 843 520
9 All they said was, "Take us to your Masters." 1.7357 0.01362 3299 1560 1051 688
10 They come in peace and suggest you relax your grip. 1.7317 0.01330 3217 1462 1156 599
11 I knew once we started using AstroTurf this would happen. 1.7257 0.01552 2446 1148 821 477
12 Everyone thinks we're at the office. Let's just keep this to ourselves. 1.7170 0.01673 2127 1019 691 417
13 And yet they don’t allow carts. 1.7152 0.01498 2468 1135 901 432
14 They want our leader. You’re up by two strokes. 1.7129 0.01359 3250 1575 1033 642
15 It's ok, they're members 1.7078 0.01470 2663 1269 903 491
16 They brought my ball back. 1.7060 0.01551 2357 1116 818 423
17 If they come in peace, is it still a hazard?" 1.6996 0.02474 829 372 334 123
18 They're looking for the miniature golf course. 1.6956 0.01311 3436 1697 1088 651
19 First the good news, Joe. It’s not another alligator. 1.6937 0.01837 1551 716 594 241
20 And you thought the bridge with the little windmill was tough. 1.6877 0.01450 2597 1241 926 430
21 He said, " Take the penalty." Then he went inside. 1.6870 0.01899 1556 756 531 269
22 They came to collect Elon before he breaks anything else. 1.6843 0.02067 1416 722 419 275
23 Okay, Mr. I-Know-All-the-Rules, here's one for you. 1.6833 0.01296 3410 1688 1114 608
24 Define 'man-made obstacle'. 1.6816 0.01388 2908 1425 984 499
25 Looks like your Eagle has landed. 1.6808 0.01612 2171 1069 726 376
26 Their research shows this is the best place to find the US president. 1.6794 0.01344 3256 1646 1008 602
27 Why can’t Elon use a normal ball marker like everyone else? 1.6788 0.01683 2111 1079 631 401
28 They’re saying that there’s no sign of intelligent life here. 1.6733 0.01474 2767 1431 809 527
29 They asked to play through and I'm inclined to let them. 1.6723 0.01379 2862 1401 998 463
30 Can you believe what you're seeing? I'm on the green in two! 1.6721 0.01978 1482 752 464 266
31 What’s the ruling on foreign objects? 1.6690 0.01522 2181 1031 841 309
32 My advice is to just let them play through. 1.6675 0.01341 2968 1449 1057 462
33 You're right, it really wasn't a birdie. 1.6649 0.01977 1358 664 485 209
34 They want our leader. They figured he’d be here. 1.6617 0.01562 2279 1149 752 378
35 Did you say ‘you’re on the green, man’ or‘ you’re on the green man?’ 1.6607 0.01748 1830 927 597 306
36 Better let them play through. 1.6575 0.02240 987 471 383 133
37 A close encounter of the back nine. 1.6524 0.01301 3510 1865 1000 645
38 The saucer is looking for the cup 1.6510 0.01492 2665 1417 761 487
39 They say they booked this tee time 8 light years ago. 1.6417 0.03059 628 337 179 112
40 I’m not sure they’re at the right black hole 1.6375 0.01553 2309 1213 720 376
41 Hey Harry, I’m having second thoughts about playing at Roswell. 1.6344 0.01918 1365 683 498 184
42 They say that they've been watching and you've been cheating. 1.6111 0.01628 2101 1152 614 335
43 I dont care if they're not members of this club! I'm letting them play through! 1.6108 0.01879 1449 762 489 198
44 I know it looks like a space ship, but it's just a Roomba cleaning up. 1.5785 0.02408 854 467 280 107
45 Alien invasion be damned. I'm still gonna make this putt. 1.5782 0.02195 1017 554 338 125
46 They better be wearing slacks and a collared shirt when they get out to put. 1.5716 0.02339 929 520 287 122
47 And you thought the windmill was tough. 1.5632 0.02126 1353 838 268 247
48 I told you this club hired illegal aliens. 1.5609 0.02150 1257 762 285 210
49 There's a saucer in front of my cup! 1.5576 0.02208 1112 656 292 164
50 They're returning your lost ball. 1.5535 0.02230 1057 619 291 147
51 The odds of making this shot are astronomical. 1.5518 0.03787 357 207 103 47
52 They want to be taken to our leader. Is it you or Jim that’s at three under? 1.5511 0.02209 1027 591 306 130
53 They thought they were saving a tiny planet from a black hole. 1.5504 0.02243 1052 621 283 148
54 They’re letting everyone in the club now. 1.5466 0.02585 686 383 231 72
55 Did you bring your rule book? 1.5466 0.02445 783 441 256 86
56 Is our leader still Tiger Woods 1.5448 0.02259 1048 627 271 150
57 So I can move the saucer, but I have to take an extra stroke...and maybe get vaporized. 1.5378 0.02698 621 350 208 63
58 They said, "take me to your leader". I'm 3 under par, what's your score? 1.5366 0.02372 874 511 257 106
59 The PGA's attempt to reach a wider audience is getting ridiculous 1.5364 0.02457 852 508 231 113
60 They claim the flag is theirs. 1.5353 0.02372 893 528 252 113
61 I mastered this move in Mini Golf. 1.5344 0.02998 494 278 168 48
62 I gave them directions to miniature golf. 1.5343 0.02644 700 410 206 84
63 Thanks, I'll let NASA know you found Alan Shepard's ball. 1.5333 0.02467 840 502 228 110
64 It's started laying little white eggs. 1.5287 0.02744 628 366 192 70
65 They are telling me that they found your ball. 1.5275 0.02455 783 457 239 87
66 This isn't the hole. These guys just claimed our planet with a flag. 1.5234 0.02645 791 497 174 120
67 This is last time we golf in Roswell! 1.5181 0.02556 772 470 204 98
68 Shh! I'm about to make contact. 1.5170 0.02455 766 451 234 81
69 They want me to take them to our leader! I know Trump is around here somewhere, if we are lucky, maybe they'll take him off our hands. 1.5121 0.02722 742 473 158 111
70 How about a gimme and we don’t risk interstellar war 1.5110 0.02638 681 409 196 76
71 It took your ball. How many strokes is that? 1.5078 0.02986 516 308 154 54
72 They want to know why humans can't count when they have a club in their hand. 1.5075 0.04302 266 163 71 32
73 Little green men on the little green, man. 1.5060 0.02702 662 404 181 77
74 Am I supposed to aim for the cup or the saucer? 1.5047 0.02909 640 410 137 93
75 I don't know if I should call NASA or just take the one stoke penalty 1.5040 0.02805 627 387 164 76
76 They're challenging us to a round of miniature golf. 1.5037 0.02668 679 416 184 79
77 On second thought you can go ahead and play through. 1.5031 0.02618 652 388 200 64
78 I guess it wasn’t a birdie. 1.5025 0.02731 609 365 182 62
79 They’re asking to be taken to our former leader, he owes them money. 1.4992 0.02965 629 410 124 95
80 They’re friendly. You can come out of the bunker. 1.4984 0.02804 630 393 160 77
81 Close encounters on the third hole. 1.4967 0.02754 602 365 175 62
82 Watch this. Here goes one small put for mankind. 1.4966 0.02945 590 374 139 77
83 Fred! Come move your @#$%& ball marker! 1.4964 0.02976 550 342 143 65
84 They won't let us play through until we surrender the planet. 1.4923 0.02864 585 364 154 67
85 They're asking why we do this. 1.4907 0.03085 540 346 123 71
86 Nah, I think he just wants to play through. 1.4902 0.02926 512 309 155 48
87 I’m gonna need a ruling. 1.4882 0.02859 551 337 159 55
88 Bring me my Area 51 iron. 1.4879 0.02920 578 366 142 70
89 I missed the cup but I hit the saucer. 1.4868 0.02941 567 359 140 68
90 The hazards on this course are out of this world. 1.4854 0.02860 583 366 151 66
91 They said if we play through, they’ll destroy all life on the planet. But I’m six feet away from my first eagle..whaddya think? 1.4843 0.03071 543 351 121 71
92 Sorry, the rule book specifically states you get relief from ‘man made’ objects. 1.4836 0.03969 275 167 83 25
93 What's the rule for extraterrestrial hazards? 1.4786 0.02873 491 294 159 38
94 Mark it down as a bogey! 1.4785 0.03089 418 249 138 31
95 It wants to know if this is Mar-a-Lago 1.4781 0.03248 479 311 107 61
96 He says they won't leave until they can speak to Tiger. 1.4770 0.03050 501 316 131 54
97 More ballots just came in. 1.4751 0.03355 522 362 72 88
98 He said take me to your leader. I'm up one. Does that mean it's me? 1.4725 0.02932 510 317 145 48
99 He’s asking me to take him to my Masters 1.4711 0.03154 484 312 116 56
100 Talk about a bad lie. It said, "We come as friends." 1.4710 0.03313 431 276 107 48
101 We wouldn’t want our moon near a black hole, either. 1.4690 0.03508 435 293 80 62
102 Let's make this the last time we play golf in Roswell. 1.4690 0.03354 435 283 100 52
103 I was actually praying for a birdie when this landed. 1.4684 0.03133 459 290 123 46
104 They're protesting Alan Shepard leaving a golf ball on the Moon. 1.4665 0.03219 448 287 113 48
105 They've mistaken us for intelligent life. 1.4658 0.03413 438 291 90 57
106 Hey, Ed, mind if I improve my lie? 1.4649 0.03527 342 213 99 30
107 Hal, after you see this, I don't want to hear you whining about the water hazard. 1.4645 0.03244 422 267 114 41
108 They claim it’s their flag. 1.4644 0.03366 407 261 103 43
109 Yeah, it landed on the green. 1.4633 0.03101 436 271 128 37
110 Hey Sid, may need a ruling from NASA on this one. 1.4622 0.03560 344 217 95 32
111 I don’t have a hazmat suit or a laser gun in my bag. So let’s just tell them they can play through. 1.4620 0.03106 461 293 123 45
112 He's asking us to take him to our leaderboard." 1.4617 0.03230 418 264 115 39
113 Some tiny voice just asked me where the little asteroid came from. 1.4615 0.03297 403 255 110 38
114 They wanna speak with Tiger. 1.4611 0.03578 360 232 90 38
115 It's cool, they're letting us play through! 1.4597 0.02994 472 296 135 41
116 Can I move unidentified objects? 1.4586 0.03028 471 298 130 43
117 It's not a man-made obstruction, you must play it as it lies. 1.4585 0.03293 410 262 108 40
118 The lengths you’ll go to to distract my put. 1.4551 0.03350 334 203 110 21
119 Now I see why this is Hole 51. 1.4548 0.03276 431 281 104 46
120 It's an unidentified lying object. 1.4535 0.03697 344 226 80 38
121 Well, aliens are better than geese poop. 1.4532 0.03643 342 222 85 35
122 Can I borrow a ball? I get the feeling this one is not coming back. 1.4531 0.03219 426 274 111 41
123 Can I have a ruling on this? 1.4526 0.03314 380 240 108 32
124 They're playing through! 1.4517 0.03195 414 263 115 36
125 I'm about to hit a bogey. 1.4515 0.03791 299 191 81 27
126 I stopped the invasion, but it cost me a hole in one. 1.4505 0.03070 455 291 123 41
127 Get the driver. 1.4501 0.03366 391 253 100 38
128 Bob! I think your ball's been abducted!" 1.4496 0.03229 427 277 108 42
129 Finally a golf story that my friends find remotely entertaining! 1.4473 0.03640 351 232 81 38
130 “It says it’s an immovable obstruction and to think otherwise is dangerous.” 1.4459 0.03677 305 194 86 25
131 They want me to take them to our leader. You're winning, right? 1.4448 0.03536 362 238 87 37
132 Ed… The Roomba just sucked up your ball. 1.4438 0.03730 356 242 70 44
133 I told you it landed on the green! 1.4430 0.03395 386 253 95 38
134 And then a UFO landed on the green so I missed my putt"... Think anyone's gonna buy that? 1.4406 0.03472 345 222 94 29
135 Should I aim for the cup or the saucer? 1.4392 0.03604 378 258 74 46
136 Definitely a gimme, right? 1.4379 0.03694 306 198 82 26
137 They're telling me they know an easier way to put a ball in a hole. 1.4371 0.03819 334 228 66 40
138 Diversity, schmersity. This a private club. 1.4348 0.04119 253 166 64 23
139 Does the next hole have the windmill?? 1.4348 0.03517 345 226 88 31
140 Rule 15a.3c states a UFO in the line of putting can be moved one club’s length. 1.4343 0.03576 327 213 86 28
141 You’re right. That’s not our flag. 1.4310 0.03513 355 236 85 34
142 Wants to be taken to the leaderboard. 1.4308 0.03618 318 208 83 27
143 He's looking for intelligent life. Asked if I know any non-golfers? 1.4299 0.03769 328 223 69 36
144 I sort of liked it better when the young gal drove the beer cart. 1.4295 0.03848 298 199 70 29
145 Apparently they just landed and are claiming the green. 1.4294 0.03474 326 210 92 24
146 They want to know what we've learned from studying all these black holes... 1.4294 0.03575 340 226 82 32
147 This hole has an unidentified flying obstacle. 1.4290 0.03384 331 211 98 22
148 We need the rules guy. 1.4290 0.03438 359 237 90 32
149 A simple dime would've been sufficient. 1.4277 0.03839 311 211 67 33
150 Shall we take them to our leader or just play through? 1.4274 0.03233 358 228 107 23
151 They want to play through. 1.4227 0.03692 291 190 79 22
152 They said they can see the kink in your backswing from space. 1.4225 0.03980 284 193 62 29
153 Could you use a smaller marker? 1.4221 0.03868 289 194 68 27
154 Is an alien spacecraft considered to be a movable or immovable obstruction?" 1.4217 0.03736 313 211 72 30
155 They'll let us play through for the Wi-Fi password. 1.4202 0.03537 357 243 78 36
156 It wants to see the leader board. 1.4201 0.03844 288 193 69 26
157 They were told they were to address the ball 1.4201 0.03535 338 226 82 30
158 What do you mean that the weirder thing is me being on the green in 2? 1.4169 0.03814 307 210 66 31
159 Most players put down a coin. 1.4161 0.03595 298 195 82 21
160 No problem. Golf has a rule for everything. 1.4149 0.03734 282 186 75 21
161 Somebody came a long way to watch me sink this putt. 1.4145 0.04069 275 190 56 29
162 They need a driver. 1.4121 0.03513 330 221 82 27
163 Looks like the little green men took it too literally. 1.4115 0.03948 260 174 65 21
164 They said if we keep on whacking their eggs, they're going to zap are planet. 1.4108 0.03989 297 209 54 34
165 I would have appreciated a little more specificity when the pro shop warned us about the “green” men. 1.4095 0.03459 337 226 84 27
166 When I asked for "Help From Above," I should have been more specific. 1.4083 0.04418 240 169 44 27
167 There's a saucer next to the cup 1.4070 0.04115 258 178 55 25
168 I'm gonna let them play through. 1.4068 0.03949 263 178 63 22
169 Space hazard! 1.4058 0.03640 276 181 78 17
170 They want me to change course. 1.4052 0.04260 269 193 43 33
171 Too late. They planted their flag first. 1.4037 0.04014 270 187 57 26
172 Should I chip over or putt under? 1.4027 0.03488 298 196 84 18
173 Hey, Joe, I think my last shot put us into the 'Twilight Zone.' 1.4015 0.03935 274 189 60 25
174 Your golf balls just arrived. 1.4000 0.03922 265 181 62 22
175 He said he followed his ball through a black hole and wound up here! 1.3993 0.03854 268 182 65 21
176 Not a birdie, or an eagle...keep guessing. 1.3992 0.04211 243 169 51 23
177 They want me to take them to the leader in the clubhouse. 1.3979 0.04384 191 127 52 12
178 They said if I hit the little round creature again I will be disintegrated! Is that a gimme? 1.3977 0.03856 264 179 65 20
179 Again? Once the Pentagon outed these things, they seem to like being identified. 1.3958 0.03596 288 193 76 19
180 This is why I hate playing on Astroturf! 1.3957 0.04353 235 166 45 24
181 It came from a galaxy par, par away. 1.3957 0.03788 278 190 66 22
182 I hate this hole, my ball always goes missing. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
183 My putt could be a declaration of war. 1.3956 0.04221 225 154 53 18
184 They said, “Take me to your clubhouse leader.” 1.3949 0.04441 195 132 49 14
185 They’re asking me to take them to our Leaderboard. 1.3947 0.03870 266 182 63 21
186 If they didn't believe my hole in one they will never believe this. 1.3946 0.03959 261 180 59 22
187 Is this a Roswell par 5? 1.3945 0.03750 289 199 66 24
188 They want to know how we got Taylor Swift tickets. 1.3930 0.04329 257 187 39 31
189 They're saying they want their moon back. 1.3923 0.03853 260 177 64 19
190 They want to see our leader. Aren't you winning? 1.3915 0.03754 258 173 69 16
191 I think we better let them play through. 1.3911 0.03816 271 186 64 21
192 Hey could you move your ball marker a little to the left? 1.3910 0.03649 289 197 71 21
193 By the way, yes, I think they’ll eventually charge him with obstruction of justice. 1.3907 0.04201 215 146 54 15
194 Let's just call this a bogey. 1.3889 0.03523 270 178 79 13
195 So little green men put my ball a foot closer to the hole than yours. Show me the rule that says that’s a problem. 1.3879 0.04262 214 147 51 16
196 They’re wearing little green jackets… 1.3876 0.03946 258 179 58 21
197 Mine's in the cup. They must be returning one of Alan Shepard's. 1.3864 0.04179 220 151 53 16
198 We have a close encounter of the third hole! 1.3852 0.04250 257 187 41 29
199 You have a Rules Book handy? 1.3843 0.04167 242 171 49 22
200 Damn frisbee golf! 1.3843 0.04156 229 159 52 18
201 They say playing through would be a declaration of war. 1.3840 0.03950 250 173 58 19
202 Golf’s popularity is getting out of this world. 1.3838 0.04717 185 130 39 16
203 Hey, Sid! Got a copy of the rulebook? 1.3837 0.03791 245 165 66 14
204 It wasn't a bird you hit. 1.3834 0.03996 253 177 55 21
205 I think I know who’s stealing the balls Carl. 1.3833 0.04086 227 156 55 16
206 Will you bring my 51 iron 1.3817 0.04050 241 168 54 19
207 They're saying, I can play through as soon as I get probed. 1.3816 0.04347 228 163 43 22
208 Your hole in one suddenly doesn't seem so important anymore, Todd. 1.3816 0.04435 228 165 39 24
209 They're telling me to just use a chipping wedge! 1.3815 0.03991 270 193 51 26
210 What if I miss the cup but get the saucer? 1.3799 0.04287 229 163 45 21
211 It's those little greensmen again. 1.3798 0.04173 208 142 53 13
212 Well of course it's a bad lie. 1.3796 0.04224 216 150 50 16
213 They said ‘Take me to your leader’ and you are up 2 strokes, so….. 1.3793 0.04290 232 166 44 22
214 No worries. The ball will roll right under. 1.3792 0.03792 240 162 65 13
215 Little big for a marker, isn't it? 1.3791 0.03638 277 190 69 18
216 They are saying 'Take us to the Masters'. 1.3786 0.04730 206 151 32 23
217 The rules say I can remove a foreign object from the green, right? 1.3778 0.04006 225 154 57 14
218 Do you have a copy of the rules book? 1.3777 0.04052 233 162 54 17
219 With the score tied, Bill knew it was one small putt for man, one giant lead for mankind. 1.3757 0.04635 189 134 39 16
220 Apparently they discovered this black hole first. 1.3750 0.04319 216 153 45 18
221 I swear. It was in the hole and this little guy came out and moved it. 1.3750 0.04123 248 178 47 23
222 Where else would you expect little green men to land? 1.3750 0.04061 232 162 53 17
223 You’re two under par, Ned, I think that makes you the leader. 1.3739 0.04137 222 155 51 16
224 Rules are rules ... you have to play it as it lies. 1.3735 0.03781 249 171 63 15
225 They're light years ahead of us. I'm letting 'em play through. 1.3734 0.04225 233 167 45 21
226 Seriously, I think we should let these guys play through. 1.3719 0.04110 242 173 48 21
227 One small putt for man 1.3711 0.04424 194 136 44 14
228 I think they are looking for AstroTurf. 1.3711 0.04301 194 134 48 12
229 What do you mean this doesn't qualify as a man made obstruction? 1.3710 0.04146 221 155 50 16
230 Literally, little green men, Bob 1.3709 0.04457 213 154 39 20
231 They came in peace but without basic etiquette. 1.3705 0.04250 224 160 45 19
232 Someone's eagle has landed. 1.3702 0.03930 208 140 59 9
233 You mind if I wait until they take off? 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
234 Let’s let them play through. 1.3696 0.03887 230 158 59 13
235 Do you think they would mind if I played through?” 1.3693 0.03768 241 165 63 13
236 I didn't hit the cup but maybe the saucer. 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
237 No worries. They are looking for the miniature golf course. 1.3686 0.04049 236 167 51 18
238 They say if I can get the ball up the ramp and in the door I win a free game. 1.3684 0.04900 171 123 33 15
239 What did you expect at the UFOpen? 1.3682 0.04184 239 173 44 22
240 Bring the rule book! 1.3680 0.03971 250 178 52 20
241 They want to be taken to whoever is in the lead. 1.3678 0.03890 242 169 57 16
242 You sure weren't kidding when you said this Roswell course is tough. 1.3677 0.04260 223 160 44 19
243 It wants to know who's leading. 1.3671 0.04112 207 143 52 12
244 Your ball is further away, so you make first contact. 1.3657 0.04502 216 159 35 22
245 Hey Mike, I think I’ve figured out where all our missing balls have gone… 1.3654 0.04039 208 143 54 11
246 I think I preferred the windmill on the last hole. 1.3649 0.04325 211 151 43 17
247 Move the cup. I'm not touching the saucer. 1.3649 0.04220 211 149 47 15
248 NASA will just say it's an unplayable lie. 1.3646 0.04507 192 137 40 15
249 He wants to know how to get in touch with President Trump? They have a special place for him on Mars, as a favor to us. 1.3645 0.04579 214 159 32 23
250 Those damn disc golfers are way off course. 1.3644 0.04181 225 161 46 18
251 Could I have a ruling over here? 1.3641 0.04380 184 128 45 11
252 He said he'd probe me if we tried to play through. 1.3636 0.04292 176 120 48 8
253 I think I know what happened to our caddie. 1.3636 0.04098 220 155 50 15
254 This is the last time we play Roswell. 1.3629 0.04073 237 170 48 19
255 Finally! A chance to use my Alien Encounter club! 1.3628 0.04305 226 165 40 21
256 What if the movable foreign object doesn't want to move? 1.3619 0.04175 210 148 48 14
257 You must be looking for the disc golf course. 1.3619 0.04175 210 148 48 14
258 What? Now the Martians want their own pro-golf tournament 1.3608 0.04408 194 138 42 14
259 It's asking if we mind if it plays through" 1.3603 0.03826 247 174 57 16
260 Bob they can see how bad you are from the moon 1.3600 0.04486 200 145 38 17
261 It’s either a gimme or a takeme. 1.3591 0.04289 220 160 41 19
262 I got a bogey over here! 1.3587 0.03848 223 154 58 11
263 Hey! You are never going to believe this! I landed 3 feet from the pin! 1.3587 0.03952 223 156 54 13
264 You could have used a dime to mark your spot. 1.3578 0.03904 218 151 56 11
265 I think I know what's been happening to our lost balls. 1.3571 0.04380 210 153 39 18
266 Bring my wedge. 1.3564 0.04103 202 141 50 11
267 They seem friendly… they said we can play through. 1.3564 0.04221 202 143 46 13
268 They were aiming for Mars but shanked it. 1.3558 0.05199 163 122 24 17
269 What’s the rule about moveable obstructions? 1.3558 0.03785 208 141 60 7
270 Can you move your ball marker? 1.3553 0.04292 197 140 44 13
271 THIS is why I don't like to play Hole 51! 1.3550 0.04421 200 145 39 16
272 I said, your eagle has landed 1.3544 0.04758 158 112 36 10
273 They are saying 'Take us to your leaderboard.' 1.3544 0.04274 206 148 43 15
274 The Double-Bogey has landed.” 1.3524 0.04267 210 152 42 16
275 They’re looking for mini-golf, 1.3518 0.04315 199 143 42 14
276 I think I just figured out why their called little, green men. 1.3514 0.04342 185 131 43 11
277 They have a question about extended vehicle warranties. 1.3514 0.04730 185 137 31 17
278 Hey Charlie, the group in front of us is still on the green. I expected them to be light years ahead. 1.3512 0.04283 205 148 42 15
279 They say they're from a galaxy par par away... 1.3511 0.04614 188 138 34 16
280 Tell Trump cheating is no longer welcome at Mar A Lago even if he still controls “Space Force”. 1.3505 0.04451 194 141 38 15
281 After this bogey, you’re the leader Ralph. It’s you they want to speak with. 1.3503 0.04461 197 144 37 16
282 Do what you want Elon - I'm still a better golfer than you 1.3497 0.04637 183 134 34 15
283 Your Amazon order is here. 1.3494 0.04429 166 116 42 8
284 They say it looks like a game but they want to know why we play it. 1.3493 0.04276 209 152 41 16
285 Ray, they’re claiming my ball hit their windshield and want my insurance information 1.3493 0.04435 209 155 35 19
286 Could be a trap. 1.3492 0.04004 189 130 52 7
287 I'm gonna need my wedge. 1.3492 0.04073 189 131 50 8
288 Let's just call this one a birdie 1.3488 0.03696 215 147 61 7
289 Alien in one? 1.3486 0.04503 175 125 39 11
290 Oh, so your drone just happened to run out of battery at this exact spot, huh. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
291 Define foreign object. 1.3476 0.04687 187 139 31 17
292 Does this count as a man made object? 1.3474 0.04257 190 135 44 11
293 You’re not gonna believe this. I’M ON THE GREEN! 1.3472 0.04521 193 142 35 16
294 They say they just wanted to take a close look at a black hole 1.3470 0.04235 219 161 40 18
295 He's from your office and says your fired. 1.3469 0.04353 196 142 40 14
296 I thought they didn’t allow illegal aliens at Mar-a-Lago? 1.3464 0.04771 179 133 30 16
297 They're green. Not sure about their jackets. 1.3462 0.04423 156 108 42 6
298 They demand directions to a miniature golf course. 1.3458 0.04252 214 157 40 17
299 They want us to take them to our leader, as if he's done something for us lately. 1.3457 0.04350 188 135 41 12
300 Well, I’m calling interference. 1.3457 0.04217 188 133 45 10
301 Anyone need anything from the drink drone? 1.3457 0.04742 162 117 34 11
302 JEEZ! IF IT'S NOT AN ALLIGATOR IT'S A SPACE SHIP. 1.3455 0.04612 191 142 32 17
303 I need relief but can't tell if it's a loose impediment or an immovable obstruction. 1.3455 0.03912 220 156 52 12
304 Can you look up 'alien object'? 1.3454 0.03863 194 133 55 6
305 Do you have a smaller marker? 1.3452 0.04151 197 140 46 11
306 It's ok, George. I told them they want the *Miniature* Golfcourse down the road. 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
307 What's the penalty for First Contact? 1.3444 0.04409 180 129 40 11
308 They said that the planet would be better off if I just quit playing. 1.3443 0.04755 183 137 29 17
309 They say that they want to play through. 1.3440 0.04040 218 157 47 14
310 They insist it's theirs 1.3436 0.04075 227 166 44 17
311 You better either move it or turn on the deflector shield. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
312 I suggest we let them play through. 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
313 I swear, this is my last round at Roswell Country Club. 1.3425 0.04726 181 135 30 16
314 Parr, not parsec. 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
315 I sure hope Charlie went to the clubhouse. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
316 Hey Joe, can I get a ruling? 1.3405 0.04112 185 130 47 8
317 So then, is this par for the course? 1.3405 0.04388 185 134 39 12
318 Is this interference? 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
319 They want to play a friendly game for the survival of the human race. 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
320 What’s the ruling on an alien impediment that threatens all mankind? 1.3400 0.04160 200 144 44 12
321 What were you saying about this course employing illegal aliens? 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
322 You didn't tell me this was a themed course! 1.3381 0.04629 139 97 37 5
323 We have been studying your human activities for years, but this one still puzzles us. 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
324 Too late. They already planted their flag.” 1.3371 0.04569 178 131 34 13
325 I'm just going to mark my ball and wait for further instructions. 1.3371 0.04499 178 130 36 12
326 Does this mean I lose a stroke? 1.3369 0.04214 187 134 43 10
327 Frank, you need to use a smaller ball marker. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
328 Hey, guess what? Now I have a cup and saucer! 1.3367 0.04405 199 148 35 16
329 They said they’re looking for intelligent life, so we should be good. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
330 Do you remember you said my chances of getting an eagle were about as good as seeing a flying saucer today? 1.3357 0.04649 143 101 36 6
331 If I had to play through Rick’s work call, then you are going to have to play through this. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
332 It says we can play through. 1.3353 0.04489 170 123 37 10
333 I think the Roomba escaped from the Lodge. 1.3352 0.04495 182 134 35 13
334 Apparently they've heard we store classified documents at golf clubs.... 1.3350 0.04499 200 151 31 18
335 I'm not taking a penalty stroke if I get abducted. 1.3333 0.04638 138 97 36 5
336 They're from the galaxy Sarcastica. They really like our weapons. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
337 I told them they have to leave. They're not wearing collared shirts. 1.3333 0.04706 174 130 30 14
338 He says he’s a billionaire from the galaxy next door and would like to play through. 1.3333 0.04169 180 128 44 8
339 You don't see a tiny, green putter over there, do you? 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
340 They are asking me if they can take my egg back to Alpha Centauri. 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
341 He said, 'Take me to your leader.' You're ahead, so . . . 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
342 Look! I told you he's a hypocrite! Mar a Lago is full of illegal aliens. 1.3333 0.05253 159 123 19 17
343 It’s days like this when I miss our restrictive membership policy. 1.3316 0.04595 187 141 30 16
344 This is why I hate golf. 1.3315 0.04295 181 131 40 10
345 I shouldn't have used the warp driver.... 1.3314 0.04874 169 128 26 15
346 The saucer and cup are mismatched. 1.3313 0.04472 166 120 37 9
347 Hey, isn't this hole supposed to be a windmill? 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
348 The first black hole in one ever. 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
349 You know you can use a coin, right? 1.3298 0.04757 188 145 24 19
350 Hey Jim, have you seen my caddy? 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
351 It's saying it's from that new Saudi golf league. 1.3295 0.04729 176 133 28 15
352 Would it kill you to yell, 'Fore'? 1.3294 0.04777 170 128 28 14
353 Joe, can I see the rule book. 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
354 It's asking us to leave. Says the course is scheduled for crop circles. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
355 Would you check the rulebook again? 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
356 They're threatening to take your ball and go home. 1.3287 0.04345 216 165 31 20
357 They’re asking the ball why it is playing with the bogey man. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
358 Should we play through or just surrender? 1.3275 0.04296 171 123 40 8
359 I thought we agreed never to let Jetson play through! 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
360 I think I can sink it in two without starting an interplanetary war. 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
361 They want to know if we treat all our eggs this badly. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
362 I say we let them play through. 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
363 Illegal aliens are ruining golf. 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
364 Do you think I should let them play through? 1.3260 0.03986 181 128 47 6
365 Mar-a-Lago is getting weirder and weirder. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
366 Just great. Now nobody's going to believe what I shot on this hole. 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
367 Hey Bill, Rule 9.03(a) a player is entitled to relief from an alien object and may drop no more than one club length of said object 1.3247 0.04341 194 145 35 14
368 Well, technically, I am the leader." 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
369 You know when you said nothing is more unlikely today than a hole-in-one .... 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
370 Can't you just use a dime like everyone else. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
371 What’s your score? They want to talk to the leader. 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
372 These extraterrestrials were curious as to why a supposedly intelligent species would want to play such an idiotic game 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
373 I thanked them for the offer, but said we'd stick with our golf cart. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
374 please move your mark one galaxy to the right 1.3230 0.04712 161 120 30 11
375 No one is going to believe this! Look how close I came to a hole in one! 1.3228 0.04331 158 113 39 6
376 Hey, Alan. I think I found the ball you lost in 1971. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
377 I think I’ll just take a mulligan on this one. 1.3226 0.04188 155 109 42 4
378 Joe, I think I know what zapped our golf cart. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
379 You should see this - you won’t believe it! I landed my shot only 6 feet from the cup! 1.3221 0.05152 149 114 22 13
380 They say theirs is a Titleist, too. 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
381 Under the circumstances, I thinks it's a gimmee 1.3220 0.04339 177 130 37 10
382 They've asked to be taken to our leaderboard. 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
383 Does a tiny guy with a tiny ray gun count as a hazard?” 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
384 I don’t know whether to call the greens keeper, or the Department of Defense. 1.3209 0.04510 187 142 30 15
385 It claims it's their ball! 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
386 Do you know where they can find our leader? 1.3202 0.04391 178 132 35 11
387 What's the rule book say about alien obstructions? 1.3198 0.04098 197 145 41 11
388 If you really came in peace, you wouldn’t have landed in my line. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
389 That’s the fifth hole in a row they’ve done this. These tiny aliens are really getting on my nerves. 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
390 No, no. I'm already double bogey on this hole. The leader is up there somewhere... 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
391 This little green has little green men. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
392 In case it comes up, according to the scorecard, who is our leader? 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
393 I'm allowed to move it, but I'm afraid to. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
394 If I make this putt, we'll say the eagle has landed. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
395 He's out of fuel. Get my 6 iron. 1.3182 0.04205 198 148 37 13
396 You're two feet away from an interplanetary incident. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
397 Can you bring me my wedge? I'm going to need to chip it in. 1.3182 0.04194 176 128 40 8
398 It's not a Titleist. It's a Top Flite I think. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
399 They're asking if they can play through the space time continuum. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
400 Well, if YOU think it's a "loose impediment," then YOU move it. 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
401 They want to know who's leading 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
402 It’s Elon. He wants to buy the ball. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
403 We're going to need a ruling on this one." 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
404 This is the last time that I’m playing at Roswell Country Club 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
405 They want to meet our leader. You're two under. 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
406 I think I know where all the lost golf balls are 1.3168 0.04264 161 116 39 6
407 They said to play through since Earth as we know it is doomed anyway. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
408 They say it’s about time someone showed up, the tall skinny one is useless. 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
409 It's either a UFO or Amazon just drone-delivered your new sleeve of golf balls. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
410 This golf course seems alien to me Bill 1.3161 0.04461 155 113 35 7
411 It's OK. It's decided to look for intelligent life somewhere else. 1.3161 0.05076 155 120 21 14
412 I forget,do I aim for the cup or the saucer? 1.3158 0.05315 152 120 16 16
413 The good news is you’re on the green, the bad news is NASA is on the way. 1.3152 0.04350 184 138 34 12
414 Should I take a mulligan? 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
415 Hell of a drive 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
416 I shouldn't've had that last beer with lunch... 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
417 I was under par, but I may have started an intergalactic war. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
418 What would Tiger do? 1.3143 0.04200 175 128 39 8
419 The obstacles are out of this world! 1.3143 0.04502 175 132 31 12
420 Not sure an Area 51 golf course was such a great idea. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
421 Last time this happened I took a seven 1.3140 0.04481 172 129 32 11
422 I know it's a toy, but I don't want to risk starting a war. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
423 It wasn't a birdie after all. 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
424 I don't know what happened, but your ball is missing. 1.3137 0.04297 153 110 38 5
425 They're asking if you know where the disc golf course is. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
426 This is the last time we golf in Roswell! 1.3132 0.04165 182 134 39 9
427 Just watch .… this next putt is going to be out of this world! 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
428 See! I told you there’d be more than top secret documents stashed here. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
429 Go find your own black hole. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
430 The Roomba needs a new battery. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
431 Should I wait for the crew to climb out of the cup? 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
432 What's the club policy on green skinned members? 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
433 It looks like they're not here to play a round. 1.3125 0.05350 144 113 17 14
434 I think he's looking for the disc golf course. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
435 This explains the windmill on the front nine. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
436 Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of the billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption to think that we are the only living things that can birdie the 9th green. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
437 Take them to our leaderboard. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
438 This is why I don't like playing in Roswell. 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
439 Do you believe they came all this way just for golf? 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
440 I can't believe he is asking for my insurance card, says I dented his fender. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
441 He keeps asking for Alan Shepard? 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
442 It's the new iCaddy. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
443 The Universe is conspiring against me….again! 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
444 First, it showed me a warm, glowing energy and the secret to peace in the Universe; then, it took my ball from the sand trap and dropped it right here. 1.3092 0.04402 152 111 35 6
445 Have you seen a little green ball? 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
446 It seems we're on Hole 235,669 in the Intergalactic Golf Open 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
447 Hold on Greg! My Amazon delivery is here! 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
448 They said it's Alan Shepard's ball. 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
449 Everybody wants to land on the green, but seriously ? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
450 Actually, what I said was we could use a little greensman work around here. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
451 Those disc golfers have invaded again. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
452 Could you hand me the driver? These guys want me to swing them back into orbit. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
453 Sorry, Fred. Your ball just got abducted. 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
454 It's a close encounter of the three-putt kind. 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
455 I'd use an Area 51-iron." 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
456 Would you consider this a moveable obstruction? 1.3082 0.04408 146 106 35 5
457 I’m going to need a bigger golf club 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
458 I swear, this is the last time I play at the Roswell Country Club. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
459 Grab my Alien wedge will you? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
460 Shouldn't the cup and saucer be closer together? 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
461 Did you see where I left my driver? 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
462 Public courses! 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
463 Nothing to worry about, they’re letting us play through. 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
464 They think it's their planet. Wait 'til I make it disappear. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
465 He is asking to play through. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
466 They want directions to the disc golf tournament. 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
467 They gave back your ball when they saw no embryo inside 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
468 They are hard to understand but I think they are asking to play through. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
469 This only happens on the Trump courses. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
470 Wedge! 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
471 Looks like they've come in peace, but have abducted your ball. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
472 Turns out it's little men on greens. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
473 This has to be either a loose impediment or a moveable obstruction. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
474 Well, it would have made it in. 1.3026 0.04073 152 109 40 3
475 I got a unidentified hole in one! 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
476 It's extraterrestrial. I'm entitled to a mulligan. 1.3023 0.04348 129 92 35 2
477 Our leader? That would be Mortie who's shooting two under par. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
478 I think your ball has been abducted 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
479 I knew my mini golf skills would come in handy someday. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
480 You missed the cup, but got the saucer. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
481 I accidentally stepped on the pilot while lining up my putt. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
482 Call the rules official. And notify the Pentagon. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
483 My ball knocked it out of the sky. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
484 Something about "take me to your leaderboard" 1.3014 0.04387 146 107 34 5
485 Great, now no one is gonna believe I'm shooting 3 under par. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
486 Hey Bill, your eagle has landed. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
487 All those years playing Mini Golf is about to finally pay off. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
488 Could you move your ball mark. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
489 This brings a whole new meaning to disc golf. 1.3005 0.03893 183 134 43 6
490 YOU call SETI. I'm playing through! 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
491 I'm gonna need you to move your marker. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
492 The good news is, I found your ball... 1.3000 0.04588 130 95 31 4
493 What’s the rule on alien-made hazards? 1.2993 0.04440 137 100 33 4
494 He wants to play through or else he will bring out the probes. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
495 It's definitely not a birdie. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
496 I thought the airspace was also restricted. 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
497 That reminds me Bob.. I must phone home after the next hole.” 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
498 You pick it up! 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
499 My bad, Phil, I thought they said “can we play through” not “can we probe you”….. 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
500 The legendary Par 51. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
501 They said, 'Take me to your leader' -- Martian election-deniers who think Trump is still president and will give them a break on greens fees. 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
502 They say your swing is terrible and your pants are tacky! 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
503 Roger, I am going to need a ruling on an "Unidentified Flying Obstruction." 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
504 Can you believe this?! The guy literally parked right in my line 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
505 Can you ask the saucer to get away from the cup? 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
506 I don’t know, Fred. It’s pretty bad when they land it closer to the pin from another galaxy. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
507 This should be an easy one putt compared to that windmill. 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
508 I regret to inform you, an eagle has landed, it’s just not ours.” 1.2963 0.05369 135 107 16 12
509 Two stroke penalty or death ray. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
510 This is the last time we play on a public course! 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
511 Talk about close encounters.... 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
512 They want to know if this is Scotland. 1.2963 0.04867 162 128 20 14
513 It's a birdie worth a cataclysmic planetary war? 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
514 They want to know if this is the 19th hole 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
515 Well, the last shot was close but I think it was of the Third Kind. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
516 Tell the Pentagon I'm putting through. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
517 They want to know if this is Mar-A-Lago 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
518 My ball was abducted 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
519 Hey Chuck, get the rulebook out. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
520 Just let them play on through! 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
521 You know how you always ask us to give you space while you putt? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
522 You won’t believe what landed on the green - your ball! 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
523 Check the rulebook - I get a free drop with UFOs, right? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
524 Does a UFO qualify as a movable object without a stroke penalty? 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
525 It's okay,I told them they could play through. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
526 Yes I mind if you play through 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
527 It's my wife's drone. I'm in trouble. I told her I was seeing my girlfriend. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
528 Heard anything about the Club expanding its universe of members? 1.2930 0.04804 157 123 22 12
529 They want to be taken to our Leaderboard. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
530 They didn't come to play. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
531 What if they mistake my swing for an act of aggression 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
532 What the hell do I do now? I don't want to start an inter-galactic war. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
533 When did they replace the windmill? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
534 Check if he is a member! 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
535 Hey! Do you mind moving your ball marker? 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
536 First Trump; now Musk. They just can't stand to lose. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
537 All my mini-golf experience is about to pay off 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
538 Get me the wedge please. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
539 Is it still an unidentified flying object if it’s on the ground? 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
540 My wife sent you, didn’t she? 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
541 They told me to stop hitting their Emperor ! 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
542 Shouldn't extraterrestrial life be considered to be "loose impediments"? 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
543 Black hole-in-one! 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
544 Yes, Dave, an invasion counts as a hazard. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
545 It’s telling me to switch clubs 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
546 No eagle, no birdie, just another damn UFO. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
547 Don't worry, it's just a stray Roomba! 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
548 Well this is par for the course! 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
549 According to the rule book I can take a free drop two club lengths away, as long as it's no closer to the warp drive. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
550 What's your handicap? They want to talk to our 'leader.' 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
551 Can you move your ball marker to the right? It's in my line of putting. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
552 Very cute...now get your GD drone out of my way. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
553 Dude, what kinda golf cart did you rent? 1.2891 0.04458 128 94 31 3
554 What's the rule here? 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
555 This kind of hazard always happens when we play in Roswell. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
556 They want to be taken to my leader. Well, you're up two holes. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
557 Klaatu barada nikto golf 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
558 Who's Agnes Moorehead? 1.2886 0.05155 149 120 15 14
559 Simon, they want to learn how to play. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
560 Can you check the rule book under foreign objects? 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
561 'Micro-dose', my ass. 1.2880 0.05543 125 100 14 11
562 He wants us to take him to our leaderboard. 1.2879 0.05217 132 104 18 10
563 Didn't I tell you the golf course would be a great place to make new contacts? 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
564 You have a rule book on you? 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
565 Different kind of bogey here. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
566 They say they can get us into the Masters if we tell them how to get to Roswell, New Mexico. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
567 Hey Dav, if OK with you I’m going to let this single play through. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
568 I’ve lost count, which of us is the leader? 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
569 It's a Mar-a-Lago green Roomba. It won't move unless I say the election was fake. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
570 They said: “Take us to your leaderboard.” 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
571 What's the rule on alien encounters? Is it a "natural force" out an "outside influence"? 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
572 Apparently golf etiquette is not a universal concept. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
573 The little guy wants to take a selfie! 1.2870 0.04746 115 85 27 3
574 Bob, you okay if we let them play through? 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
575 Do I remove the alien probe,or take a gimme? 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
576 You’ll do anything to win. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
577 Any idea what the ruling would be on this? 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
578 We must have reached hole 51 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
579 They asked if they can play through 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
580 Would you mind moving your ball mark one to the left? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
581 George, I don't think your hole in one is going to be the talk of the locker room later. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
582 These guys want to play through but there are five of them in there. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
583 Which amazes you more? Intelligent life in the universe or landing my approach shot within 10 feet of the pin? 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
584 There really are little greens men.” 1.2857 0.04355 161 123 30 8
585 Sounds like, “Take me to your leaderboard.” 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
586 Hey, Ed, we’re in a lot of trouble, turns out Aliens are little white balls with dimples. 1.2857 0.05618 126 102 12 12
587 He says he's here in one. Shall we let him play through? 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
588 It's one small putt for man, one giant leap to make par. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
589 Private course, my arse! 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
590 Maybe they're just playing through. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
591 It definitely wasn't a birdie 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
592 What’s the ruling on this? 1.2848 0.04826 151 119 21 11
593 Things like this never happened before Elon became club president. 1.2848 0.04917 151 120 19 12
594 It’s par for the force. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
595 They want to be taken to Tiger Woods. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
596 My ball was rescued from the bottom of the pond by an amphibious alien spacecraft and placed within six feet of the hole, I swear. 1.2847 0.05175 137 109 17 11
597 We should let them play through. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
598 It's a "gimme," isn't it? 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
599 Every damn time! 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
600 Call security,This guy’s not a member 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
601 E.T. go hole. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
602 My putt's gonna be out of this world. 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
603 They are just trying to understand how you came up with your score 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
604 Do you have a rule book with you? 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
605 He asked where he can find intelligent life? 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
606 I'm taking relief under Rule 16.1d. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
607 Another alien obstruction! 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
608 What do you think......To the 16th or infinity and beyond? 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
609 If it can travel between galaxies, it can find another place to land.” 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
610 He says the miniature golf course was closed. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
611 Golf etiquette is obviously alien to them. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
612 He says it’s either the anal probe or a one-stroke penalty. 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
613 Closest encounter to the pin. 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
614 30 million light years and they land here. 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
615 They want to see our leaderboard. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
616 Bob, the country club hired the little green men instead of greenskeepers again! 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
617 Well they don’t come in peace if they blocked my hole in one 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
618 If they abduct the ball that counts as a shot 1.2817 0.04043 142 104 36 2
619 I thought they only had these at miniature golf. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
620 They're asking if they can play through our dimension and on to the next one. 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
621 This is where my miniature golf skills come in handy. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
622 Hey George, does your ball have teeth? 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
623 They want to know if we've found a two-inch long putter. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
624 This bogey is going to cause me to score a bogey. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
625 They just want to play through! 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
626 I don't know if I should hit over, under or through. 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
627 I have an unalienable lie 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
628 This his been happening since they added Hole 51! 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
629 How about we double our bet? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
630 He is saying Masters should not be plural. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
631 They want to talk with you about our planet's extended service warranty. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
632 Can I get a ruling on this? 1.2806 0.04088 139 102 35 2
633 They say there's a worm hole on the back nine. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
634 Out of this world. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
635 I can putt under or around or be taken to his leader ... my choice. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
636 Lemme handle this. I’ve seen Space Jam. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
637 Look! They brought back my golf balls from 1984 . 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
638 When they say ‘Take me to your leader,’ do they meant the President or Tiger Woods? 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
639 do I get line of site relief under the UFO rule when on the green? 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
640 They’re saying golf squanders the planet’s resources and that I have to call a penalty on myself. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
641 Did you let them play through? 1.2793 0.04645 111 82 27 2
642 They said we could play through. 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
643 This green feels a little alien to me. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
644 I'm gonna need you to mark that. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
645 So do I move it and risk interstellar war, or no? 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
646 This is why I hate golfing in Nevada. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
647 They say they are the greenskeepers. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
648 They’re little green men. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
649 I'm declaring an unplausible lie. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
650 They say they're from Pars. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
651 It’s the UFO trap again. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
652 They want to know if this is my egg, and will I sit on the hole once I get it in there. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
653 I should have expected this after chipping out of that crop circle. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
654 Is this considered a movable object 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
655 Lots of undocumented aliens work at this country club. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
656 We’ll if they’re going to assimilate, they’re going to have to learn golf etiquette. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
657 They're asking what the point of this is. 1.2778 0.04162 126 92 33 1
658 Do you think I possess leaderships qualities? 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
659 I'm gonna need a ball drop here. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
660 A creature popped his head out and said "Take me to your leader board." 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
661 Do I get a free lift? 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
662 They’ll probably believe this before they believe my score 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
663 Hey it’s not the end of the world if you don’t get a hole in one. 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
664 Do you have a rule book? 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
665 They’re trying to keep us from advancing. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
666 There appears to be an Unidentified Stationary Object in the way. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
667 I've heard of little green men, but little men on the green? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
668 I think my ball is about to be taken hostage. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
669 Can you grab my saucer wedge? 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
670 I think it's a trap. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
671 The man inside wants you to take him to your leaderboard. 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
672 Klaatu barada nikto bogey 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
673 The new roomba ate my ball. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
674 When did this course convert to mini golf? 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
675 It's not worth belonging to a Country Club if this is going to happen. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
676 It's laughing 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
677 What do I do? I am the leader… 1.2754 0.05221 138 112 14 12
678 I blame Alan Shepard. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
679 I've got a bit of a cup and saucer situation. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
680 Wants to be taken to our clubhouse leader. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
681 It was a close encounter but no hole in one 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
682 Permission to remove space ship blocking the ball. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
683 Bobby, can I borrow your rule book again? 1.2750 0.04058 160 121 34 5
684 They said they got lost on their way to the miniature golf course. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
685 Shall I let them play through? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
686 Man, these guys will probe any hole” 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
687 Am I allowed to move an unidentified object. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
688 Not mine...I was playing titleist. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
689 He said he’s just playing through. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
690 Not again" 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
691 Nice shot. Too bad your ball just got vaporized. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
692 They said this is a waste of space. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
693 Hey Joe, can I get a ruling over here. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
694 Please mark your drone. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
695 I'm looking at a bogey. 1.2734 0.04108 128 94 33 1
696 What’s the stroke rule for a UFO on the green? 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
697 What did you say was in that Arnold Palmer again? 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
698 I guess they are little green men. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
699 We wouldn’t want our moon going into a black hole, either. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
700 I think we need to take a launch break. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
701 I need a ruling,guys 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
702 Okay by you if I just flip this thing over? 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
703 It's a lie, alright, just not sure if it's playable 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
704 Obstruction? What obstruction? 1.2727 0.04178 132 98 32 2
705 You were right. It is a small alien spaceship." 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
706 Clearly, this is a free drop zone. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
707 If I get abducted again I want a gimme this time! 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
708 Look here Pete, I think LIV is messing with us again. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
709 He says it breaks left, about 2”. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
710 They're asking for our planet's Grand Master. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
711 Interplanetary war or not, I'm not losing a stroke. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
712 Hey Burt...they're here! Do you think they want to join us? 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
713 They said Alan Shepard broke their window. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
714 Regulation or miniature golf? It can't be both at the same time. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
715 Apparently, sinking this putt will result in merging the matter and anti-matter universes…is that a one or two-stroke penalty? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
716 What's the rule on removing a foreign obstacle? 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
717 If I wanted to play miniature golf, I wouldn't have joined the country club! 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
718 It’s a bogey, man! 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
719 Mine went in. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
720 There's no allowance for space invasion. 1.2712 0.04449 118 88 28 2
721 Let’s see…drove it into the trees, dropped a ball, punched out, topped a 3-wood, hooked a 5-iron, 9-iron over, pitching wedge to here…THIS IS FOR PAR. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
722 They want to know if that was an act of aggression or just a lucky shot. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
723 We need a translator. I think they are saying they either want to learn golf or destroy the planet. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
724 Nope, not a birdie" 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
725 They want to see the Leader Board. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
726 Can I have a gimme for spacecraft obstruction?? 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
727 It says take me to your orange leader who cheats at golf. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
728 This may be one small putt for humans. But it is one giant putt for humankind. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
729 If we hurry, we can finish the round before they disintegrate us. 1.2707 0.04286 133 100 30 3
730 Do you recall the Roswell Rule, Stu? 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
731 I liked it better before visitors were allowed on our course. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
732 They're recruiting me for the Martian-backed DIE Tour. 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
733 I think we should let them play through. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
734 Did you say the new owner once had a chain of miniature golf courses? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
735 Does this count as a 'gimme'? 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
736 I'd like to call a mulligan? 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
737 If I sink this putt, you fly off with them. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
738 Move your damn drone caddie, Bob. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
739 I thought they fired all the illegal aliens at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
740 Add a flying saucer to my handicap. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
741 It's a trap! 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
742 They want us to concede 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
743 Does this count as a bogey? 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
744 They say that discovering this ritual was the final proof they needed; they'll take over Earth from here. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
745 Can I get a ruling about this? 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
746 They can’t be that intelligent, they landed right in my line. 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
747 It is a foreign object -RIGHT" 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
748 OK, now I really don't like golf. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
749 They’re looking for the Roswell course. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
750 I guess to little green men it's a logical place to land. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
751 You got a hole-in-Area-51! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
752 They say it'll be a minute. They're on a long distance call. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
753 May I play through in a multi-dimensional space/time portal 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
754 Close, but no cigar. Great idea grandpa! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
755 They say their drive was longer than mine. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
756 They say “Take us to your leader!” Wouldn’t that be me? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
757 Could you please mark that. 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
758 Is this a hazard? 1.2672 0.04304 116 86 29 1
759 It's gonna be a bogey no matter how you look at it. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
760 And you didn’t want to play mulligans… 1.2672 0.04029 131 97 33 1
761 . "Can't you just use a regular ball marker like everyone else??" 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
762 Can I move an unidentified object? 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
763 I can't identify either one of them. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
764 This is why my wife doesn’t believe me when I tell her I’m going golfing with you… 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
765 Hey Bill! I think they're gonna probe another hole! 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
766 I’m gonna chip it. Let’s hope they’re peaceful. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
767 I asked, but they say they don't want to belong to any club that would accept them as members! 1.2661 0.05261 124 100 15 9
768 This range used to be exclusive. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
769 Well, I might hit a bogey this hole. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
770 ‘See what I mean? Next they’ll let in women.’ 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
771 Should we just play through? 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
772 Sorry, you don’t get relief from that—it’s not a man-made object. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
773 I figured out what happened to that foursome. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
774 They want to know what we’re doing. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
775 Well, I guess it’s bogey for me 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
776 Would you believe there's a bogey blocking my bogey? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
777 When I shout 'leader', raise your hand. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
778 If I don't make this putt the world will end. 1.2656 0.04073 128 95 32 1
779 You think an added stroke would be worth avoiding interplanetary war? 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
780 Hey, this golf cup has its own saucer. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
781 You still gotta play where it lies Joe 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
782 Am I allowed to mark this? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
783 They’re offering a free drop in return for a body scan.” 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
784 Under rule 15 an unidentifiable flying object is not part of the course 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
785 They said I’m good from here. Put me down for a par 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
786 Hey Bob, it wasn't your ball that was hovering over the green. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
787 They want to see our leader in the clubhouse 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
788 No worries. They just want to play through. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
789 Does the Roswell course have special rules on this? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
790 Were you playing a titleist or a flying saucer? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
791 Bill, they've put their flag up again. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
792 They said to "Get off their lawn" ! 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
793 They want to know why I love Lucy. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
794 The space aliens took your ball again. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
795 Check the rule book and see what it says about removing foreign objects. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
796 If you think this hole is tough, wait until we get to the windmill. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
797 I call Rule 16! I call Rule 16! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
798 It appears that Number 3 is a black hole. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
799 A club length, but no closer to the hole, right? 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
800 It’s little green men. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
801 Look up alien obstacles in the rule book. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
802 You thought I was kidding when I said the universe is conspiring against me…take a look at this! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
803 Hmmmm , let’s see. At this trajectory I might just make a mulligan…fore! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
804 That’s your ball marker? 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
805 They’re requesting we take them to see our leaderboard. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
806 Told you we shouldn’t have played Trump’s course. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
807 It's a birdy, if I can just calculate the distorted gravity field correctly. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
808 This is no longer one short putt for a man. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
809 Call the manager, we shot down another drone again 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
810 Oh, I get it. Tee time. A cup and a saucer. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
811 What we have here is my first good lie and an intergalactic incident, and I confess I'm torn. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
812 You are the leader, not me! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
813 What's the rule for first contact on the green? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
814 Why can't you use a standard ball marker like every other human? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
815 It is NOT a natural hazzard! 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
816 Your son's drone isn't enough to break my concentration, Bob. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
817 Can I take a stroke? 1.2613 0.04563 111 84 25 2
818 Hey Ralph you gotta see this…the group ahead left behind the coolest ball marker ever! 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
819 I asked if we could play through. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
820 No worries. It's easier than the windmill hole. 1.2609 0.04294 115 86 28 1
821 I told you I'd find a fourth. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
822 Dave, bring my driver. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
823 Get that caddie that's interning at NASA on the phone. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
824 They told us to play through 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
825 Uhhhh….I think you’re gonna have to move your ball marker. 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
826 No, that wasn't a birdie. 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
827 Too much loft on that shot. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
828 They can defy the laws of physics, but they're not allowed to defy the rules of golf! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
829 Great shot, but you hit a bogey. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
830 Hey, it's 3rd Rock from the Sun, not 9th Hole From the Sun! 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
831 I think this used to be a mini-golf course! 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
832 I hate it when this happens. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
833 A simple coin or ball marker would suffice 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
834 As it lies, Jerry. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
835 I think they just laid claim to a tiny black hole. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
836 What the fuck? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
837 I didn't realize that we were playing miniature golf on this hole. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
838 I don't want to alarm you, but the entire Martian delegation has died of boredom. 1.2598 0.05269 127 104 13 10
839 It doesn't look Saudi Arabian. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
840 What’s with the fancy ball marker? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
841 I'll wait. They shouldn't be here long. They're searching for signs of intelligent life. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
842 They're asking if they can play through. 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
843 They say that where they come from this is a gimme. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
844 They said my last shot was out of this world. 1.2595 0.04139 131 99 30 2
845 is he a member? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
846 They are asking to borrow my probe. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
847 They said their saucer was just putting along and told me it's ok to play through. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
848 Hey, you know how we keep finding those balls from the 1960s? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
849 I remember when we didn't allow extraterrestrials 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
850 They’re wondering if you picked up a tiny pitching wedge on the last hole? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
851 Well, this is PAR-anormal for the course. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
852 It’s for a parsec. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
853 The morning of the invasion Harold learned on thing: the tiny martians hated golf... 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
854 We can't play through, and 'resistance is futile'? 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
855 How strong were those gummies? 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
856 Grab my ray gun! 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
857 No wonder the greens fees are out of this world.” 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
858 Looks like I need the UFO Wedge! 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
859 They want to play for skins. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
860 I think a certain caddy we know went to Burning Man again! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
861 I found that green guy's ball marker. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
862 Do alien space ships count as loose impediments and can they be moved? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
863 Hey, your ball marker just said it would PROBE me if I sink this putt. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
864 They think the ball is their Captain and won't let me play through 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
865 It says,'Take me to your leader, and work on your chipping.' 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
866 You may want to overshoot the hole and come from the other side. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
867 Would you consider a "gimme" 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
868 I think it said, "Take me to your Leaderboard." 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
869 They want directions to the disc golf course. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
870 They abducted your ball, Ron. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
871 Rule 13 ! UFO obstruction allows me to move my ball on the putting green. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
872 I told you that wasn't an Eagle. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
873 Hey, Joe, OK if I move a foreign object from my line? 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
874 What's rule 16 on obstructions? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
875 I have to quit; my ride is here. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
876 Is it still a UFO if it isn’t flying? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
877 I say, if it's winter on Alpha Centauri then we play winter rules! 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
878 I'm just glad they're probing that hole. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
879 Can you guys PLEASE move your golf cart off the green? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
880 Can you remember the Club's rules regarding obstructing alien objects? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
881 No, I don’t know if they came from outer space, but they’re little and they’re on the green, so I’m calling them Little Green Men, okay? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
882 They don't call it the Roswell Open for nothing 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
883 It said, "gimme to your leader." 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
884 I think it's a temporary moveable obstruction, but it's humming... 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
885 I hear laughter. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
886 Tell the little greens men to park in the lot. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
887 Rule 42(b) clearly states that if there is a movable object between the player and the hole, the player gets a free drop. Steve Weiss, Chicago Illinois 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
888 ARGH the alien broke my neck ow 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
889 The extra-terrestrials are pissed off you didn’t yell fore! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
890 I nearly always hit an Unfindable Flying Object. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
891 For once I'm glad you're leading. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
892 He says he'll leave after he phones home. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
893 If the impediment is 'unidentified', can I move it without penalty? 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
894 They said, 'Take me to your leaderboard" 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
895 Some days I feel like I can play this game and others it just feels alien. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
896 I don’t recall seeing flying saucers in the course guide’s list of obstacles. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
897 I think we should have stopped playing after the nineteenth hole... 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
898 Have you seen a Titleist #2? 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
899 They came through the black hole-in-one. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
900 Do you have your copy of the Rule Book? 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
901 May the Fores be with you. 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
902 I was wrong. I did not shoot a birdie. 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
903 A UFO has landed...and that's not even the most unbelievable thing that just happened! 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
904 Hey Bill, does the 'Play it as it lies' rule still apply? 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
905 Have you got the new rule book? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
906 They’re kidnapping your birdie! 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
907 Hey Larry, are you playing a Titleist 3.14159265359? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
908 Phil, you'r right! This new LIV tour really is different. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
909 He just said take me to your leader! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
910 Damn millennials and their disc golf! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
911 They want to know what a leaderboard is. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
912 They want to be taken to our leader — who has the best score? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
913 So annoying. I bet they’re all females. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
914 This proves it, everyone recognizes me as a leader. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
915 Please tell me you have a new oversized ball marker" 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
916 I think I just got a hole in the ozone! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
917 They want to know where the closest minature golf course is 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
918 Tell your stupid ball marker to move one club length to my right. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
919 Klaatu barada nikto" doesn't work like it used to 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
920 Isn't this a private club? 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
921 They say it breaks 2.737 degrees toward Arcturus. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
922 When did the club start hiring alien groundskeepers? 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
923 Seems this next one may be a blackhole 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
924 Those disc golfers have a lot of nerve. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
925 I'm starting to feel a little alienated about golf 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
926 Oh I knew it! First they allow women to join our club and now look at this. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
927 It said, “Putt around.” 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
928 They want to talk to the caddie. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
929 I'm just going to play through... 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
930 Tell Ellen I'll be late for dinner and that the earth will be incinerated soon. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
931 They want us to stop whacking them with our UFOs. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
932 Make sure you bogey this; they're asking to be taken to our leader. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
933 I’m done with public courses 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
934 Who knew they played golf? 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
935 It's gonna be a bogey, Phil 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
936 Is this a saucer hazard? 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
937 They asked to speak to our leader, but unless I sink this putt, that's you. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
938 It's one club length from a foreign object." 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
939 Still no windmill. Must be on 18. 1.2533 0.03922 150 115 32 3
940 Is it a gimmie if an alien is blocking your shot? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
941 It keeps saying 'take me to your leaderboard.' 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
942 I don't care how many light years it traveled. You still have to yell "Fore" 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
943 Nope. I still wouldn't be interested in watching this on TV. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
944 Can I get an official ruling on this? I know it is not “man made!” 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
945 See, I told you we shouldn't of let that last group play through. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
946 Alien obstruction 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
947 I’m playing it as a man made obstruction unless you can quickly prove otherwise. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
948 It's not a man made obstruction. You have to leave it. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
949 Love the new ball marker, Ted. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
950 I assume this doesn’t qualify for relief under the ‘man-made removable impediment’ rule. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
951 This is the kind of thing the Republicans are going to fix. 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
952 The Eagle has landed. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
953 Will you please stop humming "Fly Me to the Moon" 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
954 They said they are waiting for the president. Should we play through or tell them Trump lost?. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
955 Forget your ball marker? 1.2523 0.04334 111 84 26 1
956 I think they were hoping for disc golf. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
957 Yes, I think they're little green men. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
958 I thought this was a private course. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
959 Bring the driver. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
960 He has a point. It's not the hole number - the flag is theirs! 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
961 Apparently we’re now playing Andromeda rules.” 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
962 He said they were aiming for Mars and wants a mulligan. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
963 How diplomatic are you with your putter? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
964 There's a new hazard on the green! 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
965 They say they have a higher intelligence, but they've got a lot to learn about golf etiquette. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
966 I told you your drive is too high! 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
967 How the hell did you figure out how to use a drone? 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
968 I guess "take me to your leader" means you, Larry, since you're shooting six under par. 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
969 He wants to know if he can play through. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
970 It's voice says, use the pitching wedge ! 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
971 Says he's defending his cousin, Pole. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
972 They're asking if we have any extra cannonballs. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
973 Do you have a smaller ball marker? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
974 What’s the USGA Rule about a ball that comes to rest in a force field? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
975 Look how close my shot got to the hole. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
976 Do I have to allow a play through if it results in the annihilation of a species? 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
977 What is this...a miniature golf course? 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
978 These hazards are out of this world. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
979 Hey guys,this little alien wants to play through! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
980 Yes....I'm SURE this is the short 9 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
981 Is there a “ground under invasion” rule? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
982 They're saying we should have asked instead of just playing through. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
983 Does this UFO count as a birdie or an eagle? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
984 I appreciate your marking your ball, but… 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
985 Requesting permission to play through. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
986 Its vacuum feature keeps the green spotless. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
987 I'm going to ask if we can play through. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
988 You're not going to believe my lie. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
989 I know it's a hazard, but I don't think I can declare it man-made. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
990 I'm going to let him play through 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
991 I simply asked if you had a coin I could use to mark my ball!?!? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
992 I was expecting a hole-in-one. How advanced can they be? 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
993 They say they need me to sink this shot to open the portal that will get them home 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
994 Let them play through. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
995 I thought Thursdays were humans only play? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
996 Hey! The ball I lost here last year just turned up! 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
997 It's an unidentified flying obstruction. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
998 This is a movable obstruction, right? 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
999 We are not alone !! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1000 Great Approach to first contact 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1001 This may be a long shot, but would mind checking the rulebook? 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
1002 Did he ask to play through? 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1003 Found my ball and intelligent life. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1004 Still think golf's not a 'real sport?' 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1005 Daaaaaad the immigrants are ruining my game againnnnn 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1006 Elon, your ride is here! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1007 They're telling me they're going to use my golf club to probe me. Get a video, it'll go viral! 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1008 … and they will consider any putt that drops into their cup to be an act of war. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1009 I stopped playing mini-golf when I was 8 because I couldn't get past the windmills. Now this? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1010 They’re looking for a mini-golf course. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1011 Go big or go home! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1012 Who signed me up for disc golf? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1013 No, that rule only applies to drones. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1014 HIS game is out of this world 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1015 And you thought I was off course. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1016 I don't want a Close Encounter of the Third Kind. I just want a straight shot at getting a birdie on this hole. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1017 You'd better bring your driver. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1018 They say they need to play through because they're due in Roswell by dusk. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1019 Something is probing our balls! 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1020 It said, "Take me to your leader board." 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1021 Par for the Roswell Club.” 🛸⛳ 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1022 This may be a bogey. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1023 This is an impossible lie. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1024 Do I have to play it as it lies, or take a drop? I’ve never encountered a hazard of the third kind before. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1025 Do you mind if I play around this existential threat to my spiritual beliefs? 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1026 Well, you did ask for more greens men. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1027 I wonder, what's their handicap? 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1028 I didn’t think I could sky a golf shot that high!” 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1029 New hazard. 1.2475 0.04539 101 77 23 1
1030 I'm calling this a gimme. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1031 I have found the trap that was predicted to ruin my landing 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1032 Negotiating this green just got intergalactic. Bring over the good gin. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1033 You're upset about the sand trap, but I'm stuck in a tractor beam. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1034 Hey! I have been invited to play on the moon. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1035 They say it's their flag and that all of Earth is now under their rule. Moreover, they proclaim this hole to be a par 39. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1036 Good one, Frank, but the tiny windmill was funnier. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1037 This is not the miniature golf course 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1038 Come quickly. They said leader and I’m 2 strokes behind you! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1039 Ok… students, on our first stop we will observe how a certain species wastes copious amounts of time and resources. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1040 It’s something to do with a Back Nine From Outer Space. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1041 Tell them that this club is for members only. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1042 There looking for the LIV tour. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1043 Bill, you're gonna want to see this. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1044 Can we call this a "gimme"? 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1045 This new caddy sure is out there. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
1046 I think I made first contact.” 1.2460 0.04014 126 96 29 1
1047 There’s little putting green men. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1048 They’re abducting our balls. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1049 Can I borrow 20 bucks? They want to go double or nothing with me on this hole. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1050 It’s an unbelievable lie! 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1051 Play around or thru? 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1052 How about we don't probe the back nine. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1053 It’s a Close Encounter of the 3-putt. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1054 They're waiting to meet our leader, and said I can take a free drop. 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1055 Gimme? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1056 Good thing I've been working on my short game. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1057 I'm going to need a ruling on this. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1058 They brought back the Alvarez home run ball. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1059 This flying saucer just sucked up your ball ... that's a two stroke penalty for you. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1060 Jim, uh, I'm going to let them play through. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1061 They're suggesting a 2 iron 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1062 I can’t hit under it - their ramp is down. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1063 Tee on a Saucer 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
1064 Elon's or Donald's? 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
1065 They want to talk business. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1066 That was my caddy beeping 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1067 I call interference. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1068 On wrong course 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1069 I thought this was a private club 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1070 Treat this like any other foreign matter on the putting surface? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1071 Who"s atop the leader board? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1072 Of course, they're dangerous. They just twisted my head around 180 degrees! 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1073 It appears this hole is maintained by little green men. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1074 They ask to join us. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1075 Can I get a ruling? From NASA? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1076 Looks like we're playing for the planet now Bill! 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1077 i assume this counts as a moveable foreign object? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1078 My luck, a flying saucer on the 18th hole… 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1079 This hazard is out of this world! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1080 Let's call it a 'Close Encounter of the Turf Kind' and the putt is a gimme! 1.2446 0.03934 139 107 30 2
1081 World peace, my ass, I'm going for a double bogey. 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
1082 If I sink this putt I’m going to remember this day forever! 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1083 Is this considered a moveable obstruction? 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1084 Jim- they want to talk to the leader. You’re two under par 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1085 These aren’t the kinds of aliens I expected to see at Trump National Golf Club… 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1086 It’s alien gophers. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1087 You’ve gotta come see this, Frank! I got a hole in one! 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1088 My ball struck a hazard! What is the ruling? 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1089 We have a cup and saucer...want tee? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1090 Guys, to prevent a possible interplanetary crisis, how about you just 'gimme' this putt. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1091 It's a flying trap 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1092 You know the rules: Play the ball where it lays. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
1093 Are you trying to vex me, Mr Roswell? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1094 D’you know ‘fore’ in Martian? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1095 It's called disk golf, not "Frisbee golf." And somebody is serious. This is the best disk I ever saw. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1096 Call the Ranger. I'm pretty sure they're not members. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1097 I keep flinging these discs away but some clown keeps throwing them back! 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1098 ‘Hey John, I think your wife is sending a message and you need to go home.’ 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1099 When did the board start admitting aliens? 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1100 The little guy inside said - “Sure go ahead and play through” 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1101 I want a mulligan! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1102 What’s the rule on an improbable obstruction? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1103 This better be the last thing blocking my hole today you alien bastards! 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1104 A small foursome wants to play through. They have an invasion deadline to keep light years from now. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1105 They came to fetch Donald Trump! They want him to Make Uranus Glow Again! 1.2430 0.05609 107 89 10 8
1106 I said greensman, not green men. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1107 Those new members left their cart! 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1108 Is there such a thing as a greens Romba? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1109 They won’t let me play through. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1110 Is it a birdie? Yes… and no. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1111 What happened to the windmill hole ? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1112 I Think your ball just got abducted 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1113 Is an unidentified aerial phenomena better than a birdie? 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1114 Have you seen our caddy? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1115 They sent it to confirm that we do play this stupid game 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1116 Well, he wants to date your golf cart. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1117 We’d better go in the bunker… 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1118 Is this a minirature golf course? 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
1119 The little green guy wants to know if they can play through… 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1120 They've asked us to respect their turf. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1121 What do you mean my ass is too big to be abducted? 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1122 Play it where it Lands? 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1123 You aliens have a lot to learn about golf etiquette! 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1124 Is this considered a loose impediment? 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1125 They wanna know if they can play through. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1126 I think you hit a bogey 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1127 They want to know who our leader is. What did you get on the last hole? 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1128 Just play through. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1129 They want to know if there's a place to play PICKLEBALL around here! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1130 You’re right Fred! You did see one identified and one unidentified flying object! 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1131 I'm gonna need a 'gimme' and a note from NASA. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1132 Did you bring a rule book? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1133 It's my shot. Your ball's being probed right now. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1134 I'd prefer a gator on the green. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1135 Hey Joe, I'll need my pitching wedge. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1136 Hey, they have your lost ball! 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1137 I've hit an unidentified putting hazard. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1138 I told them I'd take them to my leader after they move their ship. 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
1139 He said, "may the fores be with you." 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1140 They're looking for you to cover their deductible. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1141 Your scout ship is about to encounter an asteroid. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1142 There's no IHOP near here right? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1143 Hey Dad, can you grab my camera? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1144 Why do you earthlings hit tiny balls into holes? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1145 They say they'll be out of here in no time. They're just busy fixing an issue with gravity control. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1146 It says it is observing how objects can avoid a Black Hole. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1147 What kind of handicap is this? 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1148 I'll have a tee to go with the cup and saucer 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1149 This hole is a parsec-3 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1150 They're probing my hole! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1151 As if the man-made hazards weren't enough. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1152 They say, if I sink this putt, they won’t conquer Earth. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1153 Call the mother ship. We've located her baby. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1154 Hey Jack--Xyzo-!o&9 here's looking for a lost set of car keys. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1155 Oh yeah, Mr. Tough Talk? Well, you can come over here and tell them that they're in the way. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1156 Bring me the pitching wedge 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1157 Hundeds of years of evolution, got us where? 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1158 Bring me that titanium driver. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1159 Interference! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1160 I said “elongate” not “Elongate” 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1161 Do we want to join their new league for $7 million guaranteed plus incentives? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1162 Is this a movable obstruction? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1163 Hey Joe, can he borrow your phone. He says he has to call home. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1164 Are you so desperate to win that you would call in an interplanetary favor? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1165 You're kind of invading my space a bit, pal. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1166 The Intergalactic Council concluded that the best way to mess with earthlings, was to ignore their golf etiquette. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1167 The eagle hasn't landed yet. 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
1168 You got a lot of travel on this ball. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1169 Call security. I'm pretty sure none of whoever's in there is a member. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1170 Do you think I should say 'fore'? 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
1171 Should a use a chipper or a putter? 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1172 He mistook this for a black hole in one. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1173 I know there's a rule about man-made obstructions, but... 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1174 Who's your caddy? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1175 The first prototype for the voyage to Mars landed. Do we return it to NASA or Tesla? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1176 No, it’s not about the lie. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1177 Do you have a smaller mark? You're in my line. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1178 Never mind - it’s just a weather balloon 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1179 I'd like you opinion on whether this counts as an "abnormal course condition". 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1180 I think I’m looking at a bogey. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1181 I'm gonna need my lob wedge. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1182 How much relief do I get for a small UFO...do I get a drop or have to play through it? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1183 They’re never gonna believe this back in the clubhouse… a 250 yard drive! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1184 I 'm taking a gimme on this one. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1185 What's the rule about unnatural hazards? 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1186 Unidentified Flying Obstruction, more like it. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1187 Rule book please. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1188 This is why I hate public courses! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1189 Invasion? They asked to play through! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1190 Is this an imported golf ball you're using? 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
1191 Sorry, Frank. Gotta go back to my home planet. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1192 I told them that you would be the better candidate for the anal probe. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1193 You make this double eagle, We will leave 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1194 If they were civilized, they wouldn't have landed in my line. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1195 I believe Rule 7.b-Intergalactic interference allows for an extra stroke 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1196 What would Arnold do ? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1197 The good news is the little guy says we can finish our round before they destroy the world. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1198 I thought this was a members only course! 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1199 Don’t be such a baby Steve! Move your drone so I can putt! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1200 Hey look. Here’s a cup and saucer! 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1201 They're not invading. They just want to know how to cure a slice. 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
1202 It's okay, they're just returning Alan Shepard's moon shot. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1203 Beam me up and over, Scottie! 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1204 Alien craft is not a natural hazard. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1205 They're asking if this is the golf club where all the top-secret government files are stashed. They want their family photos back. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1206 I told you it was a bad idea to play golf at Area 51 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1207 It says ‘Take me to your greenskeeper.’ 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1208 Play fair, Bezos. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1209 Bring me the lob wedge 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1210 |"Is this a hazard, a man-made obstruction or what?" 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1211 Can I get a handicap for foreign interference? 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1212 Is there an official rule on getting assistance from aliens? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1213 Do we know where our leader is? 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1214 I've asked the aliens for their documents. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1215 Grab my lob wedge,Walt. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1216 They want to be taken to our leaderboard." "This was a lot easier than the wormhole par five." "And you thought the goose droppings were a nuisance. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1217 I found it. Your ball is over here too. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1218 We finally get rid of Keri Lake and now these things start flying in from New Mexico? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1219 Their looking for an orange faced man. They want to invite him to a Scientific Conference on their planet. They heard he is the greatiliest speaker in our world! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1220 There are some little men on the green. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1221 They've asked me to take them to our clubhouse leader! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1222 I insisted on 'Earth', but he kept saying 'Water Hazard' 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1223 Hey Tom, I thought this club was restricted? 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1224 Frisbee golf was bad enough, but flying saucer golf is a bridge too far! 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1225 They want to take it away 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1226 It wants to beam my ball up. Do I have to take a penalty if I replace it? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1227 Surprise! We're playing miniature golf! 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1228 Hey,Milt. They want me to take them to our leaderboard. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1229 Should I ask if we can play through? 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1230 They said they're keeping the ball until we "surrender." 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1231 I don't know a lot about golf.. but isn't this more of mini golf feature?".. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1232 We're gonna need a bigger club. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1233 There going to let us play through 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1234 I thought this club only allowed our kind of species? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1235 He wants me to "take me to your leader board." 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1236 I think I'll need my wedge... 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1237 This one's more passive aggressive than hostile. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1238 I tried putting under it, but the force field won't let me. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1239 Their Eagle has landed, but they're in the way of me landing mine. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
1240 Hey Joe, They're asking for their moon back... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1241 There’s little men on the green. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1242 There's nothing to worry about. Just a saucer looking for a cup. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1243 Turns out those aren't flag sticks, they're probes. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1244 I need a ruling! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1245 My last shot hit them...they want to see my insurance. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1246 You know, she never believes me when I tell her I shot under par. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1247 This is gonna add light years to my score. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1248 It thinks the ball is it’s baby. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1249 What do ya think, over or under? 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1250 . “Will you mark that please? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1251 It's saying, 'Take me to your leader board.' 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1252 Do I get a free round if I sink it while the white light is on? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1253 I feel like the universe just doesn't want me to win today. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1254 I wouldn't say it's a man-made obstacle. 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1255 Let's call that a bogey. 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1256 Aliens advise, quit. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1257 Rory's been abducted! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1258 They want permission to beam through. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1259 I’m gonna need the anti-gravity putter. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1260 That's a three galaxy penalty. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1261 The Pro did mention that they had installed new hazards. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1262 They are signaling that they want to play thru 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
1263 Artificial intelligence or just a mutant mosquito? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1264 I think they want to see the leaderboard 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1265 Alien vs Puttitor 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1266 Do you happen to have a copy of the rule book with you? 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1267 They're not little green men, just little men on the green. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1268 He says he's not moving until we let women and aliens join the club! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1269 I'm going to do a lay-up. Okay? 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
1270 This club has really raised the bar on diversity & inclusion. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1271 I'm stuck with a bogey. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1272 Of course this happens on the first green. 1.2330 0.04186 103 79 24 0
1273 But they can’t come in the clubhouse, right? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1274 Wasn't the border wall supposed to protect from this kind of thing? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1275 Bring your pitching wedge. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1276 If I make this putt, I will be the leader. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1277 Hold on, I'm having an out-of-this-world experience. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1278 I call interplanetary interference. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1279 See? That’s the Roswell handicap I was telling you about. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
1280 See, I told you the aliens would replace us . 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
1281 Okay if they play through? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1282 You need a new ball marker! 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1283 How advanced could they be? They didn't even ask to play through! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1284 These contraptions are all over the courses here on Mars. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1285 They were here first. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1286 Quit trying to distract me 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1287 Is this ball marker regulation? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1288 They want us to take them to the leaderboard. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1289 They're looking for our leader. Should I send them to Saudi Arabia? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1290 Without causing an intergalactic incident, I'm gonna call it a gimme. 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1291 Apparently you've been playing with their lost satelite. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1292 Bob! You'll never believe where my shot landed. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1293 They said their course is out of this world! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1294 This is a gimme, right? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1295 Where’s Chad? 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1296 It's mid-century modern. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1297 Grab my Wedge ! 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1298 You still got that rule book? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1299 Is it ok to remove a foreign object from the green? 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1300 I want an increase in my handicap. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1301 Do I play it as it lies? 1.2313 0.03807 134 104 29 1
1302 Bring me my driver. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1303 I think they landed on the wrong green. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1304 Another bogey! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1305 Can I pick it up? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1306 Apparently they communicate through their dimples, and after my putt, I should be grateful their ship isn't larger. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
1307 Ah, I’ll be taking a mulligan. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1308 We need the rule book again. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1309 Clearly this is an unplayable lie. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1310 Calling in your drone is low. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1311 Man made impediment my eye! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1312 So this Golf Club DOES let Jews in... 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1313 Hey, would it kill ya to shout us a "fore" down here on earth? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1314 One hundred bucks says I ricochet it off the top and sink it. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1315 Great. Now no one will believe I parred this hole. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1316 The pizza came! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1317 Again?! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1318 is this a gimmie ? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1319 The degree of difficulty has increased significantly! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1320 It's a small green, man! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1321 Aim for about 2o yards less than 250,000 miles. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1322 Can I get you to mark that, please? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1323 That was no birdie 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1324 Could’ve sworn I hit a birdie 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1325 No one is going to believe that I was 4 under par… 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1326 C'mon Elon it's the weekend 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1327 This has always been a tricky green. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
1328 They want me to take them to the tournament leader. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1329 Found something else missing from the White House 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1330 You have to play the ball 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
1331 Somebody’s getting help from a foreign power 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1332 Go big or phone home. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1333 There goes my birdie! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1334 Would you believe this: they think I'm under par! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1335 Do I get saucer relief? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1336 You didn't yell 'fore!' and they're pissed. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1337 Should I use the putter or the probe? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1338 The Day the Putt stood still 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1339 Naturally, when aliens sought out human assistance in the decimation of life on other planets, they turned to golfers. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1340 Look up the rule for "hazard - intergalactic". 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1341 You’re never gonna believe this… 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1342 Check the rule book; I think I get a free drop if an alien spacecraft is in the way. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1343 They’re saying something about the ozone and another hole we should be concerned about? 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1344 You're two strokes up so he asked to see you 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1345 What's the rule of playing through an alien hazard? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1346 They're looking for miniature golf. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1347 If they abduct the ball, do I still get the birdie? 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1348 Hey Kirk you left your ball marker 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1349 Hey Bob, Wait until you see THESE greens. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1350 Hey Carl! Call reception 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1351 “ This thing is blocking my shot ” 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1352 Is it still called a UFO if it’s on the ground? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1353 It’s about a six foot putt, downhill, left to right, and one UFO in the way. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1354 It says I'm away. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1355 They said they need a charger, preferably USB. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1356 I thought you paid the greens fee. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1357 Wow - you really hit that into outer space. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1358 Cool ! I won this hole last time in mini golf ! 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1359 I don't care how fancy your tee is! You can't use it on the green! 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1360 Call Sid, he's on the rules committee! 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1361 This isn't in the rule book - is it? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1362 I've got a bogey on this hole. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1363 He's asking about mini-golf." 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1364 That is a two stroke penalty. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1365 Just my luck. Little putting green men. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1366 NO,,, No,,,, I said;,,, Unidentified Lying Object,,, 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1367 They said I should've used a wedge on that last shot. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1368 I think we should just let them play through. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1369 They say, 'If I hit their cousin, they will vaporize me.' 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1370 They abducted your ball! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1371 How many club lengths for a UFO?. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1372 There's some silly flying saucer interrupting my shot. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
1373 Everyone bogeys this hole. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1374 I'm gonna need a ruling on this..... 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1375 Please move your ball marker a bit to the left. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1376 Unbelievable approach! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1377 I can forget the birdie. The flying saucer thing won't budge. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
1378 Do you think I should remove the flag? 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
1379 It wants Arnold Palmer. What should I tell it? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1380 It asked if we’re taking new members. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1381 See, I told you more technology doesn’t guarantee you’ll land in the hole. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1382 I recognize your son's drone - can't you just concede I'm closest to the pin? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1383 Oh, it's just a minor invasion. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1384 He says he wants to play through. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1385 You said complain to the alien guy, right? 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1386 A little help with a rule book clarification please! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1387 Can I get a redo? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1388 You're the one that was fine with playing a course surrounded by crop circles. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1389 They've come here to probe the back nine. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1390 They want me to mark 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1391 You're the leader in this round, right? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1392 Hey, you know how you were concerned about those gators on the courses in Florida so you said let's try golf in New Mexico...? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1393 Remember the little guys in space suits that forgot where they parked? I think I found their vehicle.. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1394 Go happy Gilmore 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1395 They think your swing is out of this world! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1396 It's near the saucer, not the cup. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1397 Hey, wait until my eagle has landed! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1398 Can we call this one a 'gimme'? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1399 These guys say if I take one step closer, they'll destroy the planet. Well, I guess that's the price you'll pay to see my first Double Eagle. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1400 It wants to know if this is a black hole. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1401 This thingy's internal black hole will curve any putt into the other black hole that has the stick in it. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1402 Frank! Move your ball marker 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1403 Did my wife send you? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1404 I could very easily select my driver you know. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1405 %?@!#!! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
1406 They want to abduct my ball. Are you willing to give up yours? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1407 Put me down for a bogey on this hole. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1408 Please observe how I bank the ball off the space ship sending it right into the cup. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1409 He's asking what's the point. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1410 This again? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1411 To some people, this could be the greatest discovery since the dawn of civilization! But to me, I’m three under par so it’s just interference. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1412 You hit something, I don't know what... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1413 Does this count as a birdie? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1414 Hey, when did you get a new marker? 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
1415 I am not going to take a penalty. Thus, began the invasion of Earth, which leveled it to a cinder. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1416 That puts you at three strokes, plus the abduction. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1417 Looks like a close encounter of the third par. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1418 They want to play with the ball. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1419 They can't find the 19th hole! 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1420 I’m going to take my mulligan here 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1421 Green keeper? There is an obstacle 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1422 Yep, still boring! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1423 We’ve got a bogey. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1424 Hold on, was Space Jam a documentary? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1425 A hole in one or a trip to Mars. Your choice. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1426 They did yell UFO. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1427 Who’s going to break the news? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1428 It wants me to take it to our leaderboard. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1429 Is that all you got?! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1430 They reckon you miscounted on the 5th” 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1431 Come here Houston, we have a problem 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1432 I know a gimme when I see one 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1433 You're the leader in this round, they want to talk to you. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1434 Wormhole-in-one! 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1435 That’s an out of this world shot Charlie, out of this world ! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1436 Play it as the government lies. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1437 They haven't invented an iron yet for this situation. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1438 Hey. I really think we should let this guy play through. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1439 I'm not the one droning along!" 1.2243 0.04051 107 83 24 0
1440 I’d suggest we let these guys play through. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1441 Could you grab the rule book out of my bag? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1442 I thought they'd said to play through? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1443 I don’t care if it’s not covered in the Rules of Golf, I’m taking relief. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1444 Play it as it lies - That is NOT a MAN-made obstruction! 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1445 Pizza's here! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1446 Ha. Ha. Funny. Now, just beam it up, Scotty. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1447 I'm calling a Mulligan if I don't get through. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1448 In space, no one can hear you putt. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1449 Fly me to the moon. Let me play amongst the stars. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1450 Great—there’s a flying saucer between me and a birdie. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1451 I likedthem better when they were UFO 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1452 They want to know if they can play through! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1453 Get the rule book, Sam. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1454 Hey Dan, how do we tell them they’re probing the wrong kinda hole? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1455 I didn’t know they made roombas for the golf course! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1456 They say it’s a gimme. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1457 Bob, you got that Rule Book handy? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1458 Close Encounters of the Bogey Kind. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1459 This is definitely a 'Loose Impediment.' 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1460 Bad news, Fred, I think club membership is no longer restricted. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1461 Call the clubhouse, I don’t think these guys are members here 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1462 Mulligans are alien to me! 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1463 They want my Titleist taken to meet their leader. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1464 The ramp IS down. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1465 Just so you know, this isn’t a fairway to play. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1466 I think we’ll let them play through. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1467 He wants to play through and take our egg back to his galaxy. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1468 The new green trimmer stalled again 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1469 Hey Tom. I'm pretty sure aliens moved my ball again." 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1470 A club-length to the left? 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1471 Can you beam it up so I can putt! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1472 Uhm... there's a spaceship in front of this hole 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1473 You'll do anything to win a bet! 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1474 Is this your marker? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1475 Paragraph 7.64.1, part b is clear. I can remove an alien object in the intended line of my putt. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1476 Playing through" might entail an undisclosed hazard of the course 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1477 These duffers won't let me play through! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1478 I don’t have a shot. I’m all Spaced out. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1479 That approach shot was out of this world, Lennie! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1480 Cut it out, Elon! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1481 Just try to curve it around 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1482 I thought you told me this club was exclusive. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1483 Give me the thickest stick we have please! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1484 Technically it IS the U.S Open 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
1485 I have enough of a handicap without interference from above! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1486 That’s not exactly what I call coming in peace! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1487 That's a bogey I'll never forget. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1488 That new Mideast golf league is out of this world. 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
1489 Tee time served with a cup and saucer. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1490 Think it would be OK if I move it? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1491 LIV is playing thru. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1492 « Just a minute. ET needs to go home ! » 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1493 Looks like someone landed closer to the hole. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1494 You make first contact, I'll play through. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1495 They deported my Mexican caddy, but this is okay? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1496 Little green men on the green! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1497 The saucer is blocking the cup. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1498 Can I get you to mark your saucer? 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1499 For the sake of universal peace and possibly the survival of humanity, okay with you if I pick this one up? 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1500 If you’ve got a cup and saucer, I’ve got an extra tee. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1501 Another errant disc golfer just landed. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1502 I have an unidentified hazard. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1503 I'm claiming "free-relief" due to obstruction in the line of the hole. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1504 I don't know about your planet, but on mine we yell 'fore!' 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1505 As if golf wasn't hard enough. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1506 Great. Little green men. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1507 Who the hell's ball marker is this? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1508 That's one is good, Bill. Pick it up. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1509 Who ordered pizza? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1510 It's scary but I need this for a par. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1511 Hold on, I'm trying to explain that it's not a black hole 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1512 They didn’t even yell Fore 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1513 Those bitter special effects miniatures artists we replaced with CGI are messing with us again. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1514 Sorry, it’s not a Titleist, I think yours may have gone in the woods 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1515 Can't say I'm loving your new ball mark, Hal. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1516 How do you say 'Do you mind if I play through?' in Alien? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1517 These new mini-golf elements are alien to me. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1518 Please alert the president's caddy at once! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1519 I need relief. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1520 You ever see that Twilight Zone episode with Agnes Morehead? 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1521 So if I hit it off him and it goes in does it still count as a birdie? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1522 Forget that—come look at something really crazy. Feldman’s second shot is in the cup. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1523 They refuse to let us play through 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1524 Do you call this a space stymie? 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1525 Oops, I think that group we jus played through was on the miniature golf course 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1526 You bastards! 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1527 Houston we have a problem! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1528 Can I have a Mulligan? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1529 I know it's not a man-made obstruction, but I'm still moving my ball. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1530 Green people? I thought this club was restricted. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1531 They want their unidentified golf balls back. 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
1532 Yes, it's an abnormal course condition, but it's not covered by Rule 16. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1533 It's par 9 from outer space. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1534 Your ball was abducted. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1535 Dude, what if we played golf — using a disc?! 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1536 Think they'll mind if we play through? 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1537 I think I’m about to see one small step before a man! 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1538 The golf ball wants to meet the head of the country club. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1539 Well that's odd. This isn't my ball. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1540 What's the rule about unmanmade objects? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1541 They’re just giving yours a once over. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1542 I don’t care if the rule states “man-made” obstruction…. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1543 Last time I looked, he was away. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1544 Ever seen that Twilight Zone with Agnes Moorehead? 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1545 Finding alien technology - still more likely than you taking a stroke off your golf game 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1546 Forget the putter, hand me my 9 iron. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1547 You hit a Bogey. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1548 DON'T WAIT FOR ME, I'LL BE BACK IN A WHILE. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1549 In accordance with Rule 15.1a, I am moving a loose impediment. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
1550 They demand we take them to the club presdident 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1551 They’re saying “Take me to your leaderboard.” 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1552 It says, "Take us to your leaderboard." 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1553 They want to probe our balls. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1554 They heard there's a tiger that plays. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1555 It’s all good. I was a pro miniature golf player. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1556 I can deal with windmills, but this is ridiculous. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1557 Get the cart they want us to take them to our leader. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1558 It's the green men,of course 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1559 You’re new putter’s arrived… 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1560 I don't care. Golf is still really boring. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1561 Do you know any space jargon to tell him to move, I need to putt! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1562 Ruling! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1563 I guess the Martians are interested in golf now,probably would want the LIV tour to go there! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1564 Bryce's golf excuses were always from outer space. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1565 I only get free relief from manmade obstructions, right? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1566 Be careful it's a trap 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1567 Does that spin right to left?!? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1568 Take me to tour leader 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1569 They better repair their divot! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1570 I might need a ruling on this.... 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
1571 A tractor beam does not count as a stroke. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1572 Musk won't let me play through. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1573 ET, take your shot or go home! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1574 They think putting is a science 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1575 I wish this was the weirdest thing that has happened in the 2020s. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1576 What's significant about watching a ball fall into a hole? 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1577 The putter's no good here. I'll need the wedge. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1578 I think you've got this round. Just put me down for a bogey. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1579 I thought we agreed no more foreign coins as markers 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1580 i think we were supposed to take it to our masters, not The Masters 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1581 They put a saucer by the cup. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1582 It's not exactly a birdie. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
1583 This is the 4th hole in a row. Will you finally give me one of these? 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
1584 They expected to find our leader here. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1585 Is a UFO a tempory movable object? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
1586 Who told them to play through? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1587 I hate it when these billionaires bring their work to the golf course. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1588 Wait up! He's calling home. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1589 They say I can take either a one-stroke penalty or an anal probe. What would you do? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1590 You won’t believe this, but they really ARE little green men! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1591 Dammit, I would have had an ace!" 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1592 Turns out your drive really WAS out of this world! 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
1593 It wants us to take her to our leader...board. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1594 I'm invoking golf rule 9.6.4IIa regarding alien spacecraft impediment of putting on the green! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1595 You’re supposed to say “fore!” 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1596 Do you have the rule book in your bag? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1597 They're never going to believe me when I tell them... I got to the green on my drive! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1598 I told you that it felt like that drive hit something out of thus world. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1599 Hey Elon!. I told you it was not a good idea to play golf here in Mars! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1600 Of course. Just play through. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1601 I can't sink my putt. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1602 I’m putting here! 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
1603 You should have listened to me and yelled Fore! Good luck paying the repair bill... 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1604 Arnie, what qualifies as manmade obstruction? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1605 You'd better mark even though you're really light years away. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1606 I hit an Alien!" "How many strokes is that? 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1607 You don't need to rub it in. I know I missed the wormhole-in-one. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1608 Guys! This is not Putt-Putt! You want to analyze really bad golf, go to Mar-a-Lago! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1609 They're looking for Trump -- Something about extracting him to save the planet.... 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1610 Which of us is leading? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
1611 So, is it ok if I move your spaceship thing to take my shot? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1612 OK Donald, I know you like to win at any cost but this is taking it to far 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1613 Can I have a gimmee. Or do you want start an intergalactic war. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1614 Hold on, I’m negotiating 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1615 Tell ALF his ball marker is on my line. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1616 Uh, let's let these coneheads play through... 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1617 You say alien, I say hinder. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1618 Stupid aliens! This would have been a hole in one! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1619 They told me this is a gimme putt by their rules. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1620 The new aeration device they promised us has landed. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1621 They are looking for intelligent life, Obviously none here where people beat little balls. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1622 I'm waiting for the little greens men to come out." 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1623 Looking like a bogey putt. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1624 I don't care who they want us to take them to, I'm playing through. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1625 Remember the Rocket Ship on the miniature golf course? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1626 We should probably let these guys play through. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1627 Birdie! 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
1628 Tell him to put down his marker! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1629 You're in my line. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1630 I've just been offered $5B to leave the PGA tour. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1631 Yes, it's for an eagle - I asked if I could play through.... 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1632 Why now? 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1633 Can I spot your UFO? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1634 Looks like they're back to check out our balls. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1635 What’s the penalty for incinerating the score card?” 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1636 And my wife said nothing good would come if I skipped her sisters wedding to play golf! I’m putting for birdy AND just became the ambassador to earth 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1637 Sure Tom, what's your excuse now for missing the putt! 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1638 This is why I hate the Member-Guest. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1639 Next time yell Four! 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
1640 Nice try, Harry. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1641 Like I always say, everything you need to know about life, you learn on the 18th green. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1642 Sorry, I spaced out for a minute. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1643 It said that it's here to play, not to chat. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
1644 Hey, do you understand Russian? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1645 Well, they are little GREEN men. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1646 This ain’t miniature golf, buddy. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1647 Who's the leader on this 18 I should take them to? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1648 I think you got your black holes mixed up buddy! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1649 Take me to your leader, so I can club him. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1650 Is this a gimme or no, Phil? 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
1651 I’m playing the game of my life and then check it out, unbelievable bad luck! 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
1652 Damn Saudis. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1653 Smebody tell it that I am not the damn leader anymore and if I was this isn't the way to ingratiate itself with me. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1654 I miss the old windmill. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1655 Where he’s from it’s a gimme. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1656 Were you playing the Titleist or the UFO? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1657 From a galaxy par par away 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1658 Hey Bart? Is this one of them drones the kids play with these days? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1659 You're going to have to take a stroke,they abducted your ball again. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1660 Are you playing a Probe-Venus-1? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1661 They say they can power up if we have a spare phone charger. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
1662 No 'fore'? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1663 What's the rule about alien objects in the way? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1664 Is a UFO considered a moveable or immovable object? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1665 So that's why they call them Little Green Men! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1666 They keep foolishly installing these little charging stations for electric golf carts that nobody has. But I guess that's par for the course." 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1667 It's okay, I have an App for this 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1668 What do the "Rules of Golf" say about this? 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1669 They're asking for directions to a miniature golf course. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1670 What's the rule on alien obstruction? 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1671 You realize that parking your drone here does make it a bit more challenging. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1672 It’s not a vehicle. It’s an alien animal. And it will eat your balls 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1673 A little help with the pin, please.... 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1674 Your right. Looks like I got a bogie. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1675 Did we say ‘inside the leather’ to the cup or to the saucer? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1676 This definitely isn't par for the course. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1677 What was in that cigar you brought us? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1678 Bring my green jacket! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1679 Did you tell them they could play through? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1680 Looks like a wedge shot, not a putt! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1681 The good news is that you have a 6-foot putt for eagle 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1682 Which green did you tee off? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1683 Stellar conditions out here 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1684 If this thing beams my ball into the hole, does it count as a stroke? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1685 They want the President. I want a course marshall. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1686 I get a drop here, right? 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1687 You can’t drive that on the green 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1688 You're in the lead and they want me to take them to you. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1689 That's parsec for the course. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1690 They want directions to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1691 When you said you had a bogey, I didn't realize you were talking about what you saw on radar 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1692 Apparently, I'm playing through a galaxy...far, far away... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1693 This isn't the time to test zero-gravity balls! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1694 So I CAN move it, but no closer to the hole? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1695 Call Houston. I think we've got a problem. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1696 Play it once it flies. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1697 'I guess the little putting-green men have arrived.' 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1698 Space hole in one ! 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1699 I was hoping for a birdie. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1700 I didn't know Elon was a member here. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1701 “It keeps repeating, ‘Putt under at my own risk.’” 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1702 What if they interpret it as an act of war? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1703 What's par for this wormhole? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1704 I was told there would be no illegal aliens on this Trump owned golf course. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1705 Finally. what did they send Finally -- and what did they send us? One of their advanced toilet turds! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1706 Can I use a wedge on the green? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1707 They came 2 million light years and forgot their clubs! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1708 I think they're looking to cash in on lost golf balls. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1709 Woulda been a birdie, too. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1710 Someone inside says that he made a bet with his parents that he'd clean up his room if I sink the ball in one stroke. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1711 They're from that planet that's been "going green." 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1712 You’re not gonna believe this, but you’re only about seven feet from the hole. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1713 Touchdown 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1714 The heard all the big business deals happen here 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1715 What is Rule 9.6adz again? 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1716 You tell them they can’t play through. 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
1717 Never mind the gophers, Carl, we’ve got bigger fish to fry! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1718 There's a 2-probe penalty if it takes your ball. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
1719 Can you get my pitching wedge? 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1720 No, I won't pretend it is a windmill. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1721 They said this putt is for the moon. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1722 Since when did this course add mini-golf hazards? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1723 Sorry-the rule only applies to man-made obstacles. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1724 Did we bring any Mars bars? Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1725 They came to save democracy but wanna have some fun too! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1726 There goes my chance of a birdie! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1727 I don't believe this is a man-made obstacle. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1728 Do I use my driver or my iron for this or is it in play 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1729 They said it was a gimme, anyway! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1730 Can you look up golf rules on Google under extra-terristial impediments? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1731 I thought it was a ball out of nowhere 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1732 They say they want to play through... 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
1733 If I get vaporized, put me down for a bogey 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1734 Martians just have no respect for the game. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1735 What's the inter-planetary word for gimme? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1736 There's a hazard nobody told us about. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1737 Is this your ball marker 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1738 That last shot was out of this world ! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
1739 Hey Stan, I think I'm going to need my driver. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1740 You really do have friends in high places. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1741 Not sure if it's a foursome or a whole lot more. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1742 Do I have to play it where it flies? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1743 They wish to be taken to our leader, Tiger Woods. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1744 Technically, It's Not A Man-Made Obstruction. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
1745 What are Mars “Winter Rules?” 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1746 How many times do I have to tell you that a UFO is not a ball marker!! 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1747 The saucer's in the way of the cup 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1748 This is the last time I play in a celebrity probe-am. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1749 I'm only leading by 2 strokes. 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
1750 If you don't mind, just move it to the 5th Dimension. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1751 He refuses to let us play through until we take him to the leader board. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1752 They asked if they can demolish through. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1753 This is the only course I know of where you can’t use a cup without a saucer. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1754 I’m definitely taking a mulligan.” 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1755 Now, will you believe in UFOs? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1756 This isn’t my game. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1757 There's a saucer blocking my birdie. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1758 You’ll do anything to win a game. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1759 Phil, you’ll never believe this!!! The green breaks left to right, then back again left within 6ft!! 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1760 They don’t want to walk it 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1761 I'm not so sure we should play through. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
1762 I don’t think that they are very friendly. They want to know why we keep hitting the poor ball with a club, when we could just annihilate it with nuclear power. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1763 Didn't I tell you, they're after balding, well-dressed, middle-aged men?" 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1764 My “I’m on the green” was not meant for you to land. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1765 Luke, come over here. It's out of this world. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1766 Have you seen Junior? 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
1767 They want to know if this is being televised! 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1768 The rules say I have to move the ball two club lengths and one light-year from the hole. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1769 I think that was better than an eagle! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1770 Beep beep, playing through 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1771 He wants us to take him to the tournament leader 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1772 It’s just my company’s surveillance drone for WFH. My boss is really serious about her come back to the “mother ship”campaign. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1773 You obviously don't understand the importance of a birdie put. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1774 Well played. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1775 My new range finder is out of this world! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1776 Tell me again--do I move the ball, or the obstruction, when it's on the green? 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
1777 Bob, I think found more of those classified materials laying around. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
1778 Can we agree this is a Gimme? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1779 They think my ball's dimples are cute. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1780 When you said you were going to hire illegal aliens to finish the golf course, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1781 Count up his strokes Bob, there’s no way he’s putting for birdie after that tee shot. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1782 They said 'take me to your leader' and you're ahead by three... 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
1783 They're from the LIV. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1784 What’s the relief from an alien spacecraft? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1785 Looks like a hazard, but they say they come in peace. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
1786 I think this one’s a gimme. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1787 It wants to borrow a phone. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1788 Bob, I've got a bogey on this hole. 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1789 It’s a bogey. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1790 See, corrupt machines are subverting my win, my hole in one" 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1791 This should be a gimme or is it a free drop!? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1792 What's the rule for an alien object on the green? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1793 Well, at least they have spikes. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1794 Is this considered a hazard? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1795 Hole in Area 51 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1796 It vaporized your ball with a frickin' laser beam. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1797 That lost ball from last week, you said was like someone abducted it; was it a Titleist 3? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1798 Good shot, but you could have waited till I holed out. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1799 They said your shot was out of this world. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
1800 Check your watch to see if they've subjected us to "missing time." Not just my Rolex, but my golf glove are both gone. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1801 I’m trying to read the green…men." 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1802 Is this good? 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1803 They worship spheres and are invading to defend them from our abuse. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1804 Check the golf rulebook, my putt has a Twilight Zone episode obstruction." 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1805 And you thought the UFO was a distraction when teeing off… 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1806 First hole was the Windmill. Now its a flying saucer...Couldn't we play grownup golf for once? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1807 I would say that this is an Abnormal Course Condition. We need to go with it is unable to be moved without unreasonable effort. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1808 Rule 3.34.1:78 clearly states that flying saucers are considered illegal equipment. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
1809 He meant to land on a parallel universe. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
1810 I told them not to plant Bermuda Triangle grass. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1811 The voice coming from it assures me that even putting around it could lead to Earth's imminent annihilation." 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1812 When did they start letting THEIR type into this club? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1813 They want to know if we found an Alien wedge.. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
1814 Its just elon musk trying to stop me 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1815 Can I take a Mulligan on a putt? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1816 Hey Ed, the stinking Far Side is bleeding over into our panel again 1.2051 0.06415 78 68 4 6
1817 Their mission is to be as annoying as the sand traps and water hazards. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1818 We're playing regular golf, not ultimate frisbee! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1819 Hey, Jim. do you have a copy of the rule book? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1820 Hey, golf just got interesting! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1821 Oh, crap, Elon Musk, must be trying to buy golf courses too now! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1822 We should have just played pickle ball. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1823 What the hell do you think this is, a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
1824 They're a lot smaller than I thought. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
1825 for a small fee it will tell me if it breaks right or left 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
1826 Can you move your marker one to the right ? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1827 I guess this means I’m the leader now. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
1828 I think Elon dropped his rangefinder. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1829 Is this a Disc Golf saucer? 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
1830 Do you know if aliens like golf? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1831 Could I have the Warp Wedge please? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1832 I need the out-of-this-world putter. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1833 It’s the club’s new initiative to attract younger players. The next one’s got a clown’s mouth and a windmill. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1834 Can I get a ruling? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1835 Are we playing stymies? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
1836 Need ya to mark it. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1837 What does the rule book say about extraterrestrial vehicles? Can I move it, or do I have to play around it? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1838 Bad news. They replaced the windmill. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1839 If it were a drone I'd have to add a stroke. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1840 Under the "obstruction rule" I can move my ball, right? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1841 They want to know if this is the highest endeavor on Earth. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1842 Can I play through?--then we can talk abduction. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
1843 I wonder if the little green men are wearing little green jackets. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1844 Y'know, if this new Golf-Roomba doesn't move with warp-speed, I'm gonna putt it into outer space!" 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1845 But this club is restricted. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1846 They want to talk to the greensman. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1847 Did you say play it as it flies? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1848 No one will believe this unplayable lie. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1849 He says “take me to your leader” which theoretically is me, but I took that mulligan on the last hole, so, you know. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1850 A bit passive aggressive don’t you think? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1851 That shot was out of this world, Don. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1852 Should I play it as it lies or cover it up? 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1853 Play thru! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1854 I didn't even know they were members here 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1855 I yelled 'Fore', but he isn't budging. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
1856 I'd like to take a Mulligan. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1857 Perhaps they use a "blocker" in their version. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
1858 I think he has to move - but I told him you'd check the 'Rules of Golf' app. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1859 Watch me bogey under this bogey. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1860 He says he's on a little green, so technically he has every right to be there. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1861 It's another space trap obstacle. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1862 My next putt is going to be out of this world. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1863 Some joker stole it from mini golf. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1864 I need a ruling over here. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
1865 Oh hey,my hat! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1866 That drive was out of this world! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1867 So put! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1868 shoot for the stars, they said 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
1869 I'm going to need that pool cue. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1870 They’re here to play golf since grass isn’t growing on their rocky planet. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1871 Please request the crew to move your marker . 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1872 I don't know how it got here, or where it's from, but it's in my line--can I move it? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1873 I need you to move your ball mark. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1874 Mike. . . Do I play it, or do I call Area 51 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1875 Must be another LIV Tour gimmick. I'm outta here. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1876 They may have come in peace but they have no golf etiquette! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1877 Hey Bill did you leave your ball marker on the green again?” 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1878 I will not give you my checking account number. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1879 Steve come over here, I think there's frickin aliens at Mar-a-Lago 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1880 They 're Here 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
1881 This isn't what I expected when you said we were playing with an out of this world player. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1882 I thought you told these guys to just play through. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1883 They’re small, so they said the golf course will do. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1884 So what's its handicap? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1885 Of all the golf courses in all the towns in all the world, it flies into mine. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1886 How the invasion broke the ten most important rules of golf etiquette. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1887 They’re requesting a mulligan. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1888 You a foe! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1889 My head’s on backwards and I’m holding my putter in a super strange way 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1890 i can see them, they're bent green! 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1891 No, it’s not those disc golfers again; it’s just a UFO. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1892 So should I just aim through the UFO or around it? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1893 Perfect timing, Alien People. Right in the middle of my putt! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
1894 Looks like a ship shot. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
1895 You in that ship up there! Can you recall your drone? I'm putting for par here! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1896 You really knocked it out of the park! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1897 I thought I'd hit a birdy, but... 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1898 Quick, call Mulder and Scully. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1899 They want to be taken to the clubhouse leader. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1900 Get ready for an out of this world strike. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1901 Think I'll play through. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1902 Who PUTT that there? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1903 They are here for the Member - Guest. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1904 They were delayed by a supernova and didn't realize he had lost the election. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
1905 Do I get a drop for this? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1906 Intergalactic irony. They say they're off course. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1907 "I’m going to make you putt that one out." 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1908 I suppose that strictly speaking it isn’t an immovable object and I have to play around it. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1909 The rules allow me to remove loose obstructions, so you better get this thing outta here 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1910 Should I call interstellar war hazard or croquet rules 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
1911 Trust me. This is no Gimmie...." 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1912 I found my ball, but I think yours has been teleported to Uranus! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1913 It's a straight shot. That's not the problem. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1914 Told you this golf course was out of this world! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1915 Hey, there's a bunch of tiny creatures inside with itsy, bitsy scorecards! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1916 They want to speak to the leader. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1917 My putt will be out of this world! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1918 U F OUR 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1919 They want me to take them to our leaderboard! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1920 Bob, smallish flying saucer in line of play. Get the rule book! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1921 Can I get a redo? There is a ufo on the green. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1922 It’s your new putter sent by the just in time delivery service 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
1923 I told you that was Agnes Moorehead who played through! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1924 Somebody left their ball marker. How spaced out is that! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
1925 OK to play it as a Frisbee and remove it? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
1926 Hey Joe, can we turn off the ball tracking drone once we’re on the green? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1927 I thought illegals weren't allowed in this club? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1928 Can you move your mark to the left? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1929 This has to be a gimme? 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1930 The UFO's favorite landing spot. 1.2000 0.03746 115 92 23 0
1931 There's a spaceship next to the hole, I'm gonna kick it into the woods so we can play through. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1932 Evidently, using inefficient tools to put small balls in holes qualifies us as food. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1933 Greg! The little green men are ready to make a deal on the Earth acquisition. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
1934 This is par for the course. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1935 I think I need a ruling. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
1936 No way I'm taking a stroke on this. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1937 Can I just take a drop? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1938 Reminds me of my miniature golf days. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1939 Just like a leaf, I can move this natural obstruction out of my way, right? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
1940 Should I use my wedge to hit over it or my putter under it? I can't decide. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1941 Maybe I should say klaatu barada nikto. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
1942 Can I get you to mark this? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1943 Speed it up! Area 51 is a great course, but the CIA is behind us. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1944 Tell the martians that Frisbee Golf was yesterday 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
1945 It says it want to play through 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1946 There goes my eagle. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1947 Did you order pizza?" 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1948 Now I know why this is rated the best 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1949 It's a bird, it's a plane...it's a parody! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1950 ”Earth golf rules or Martian rules? 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1951 I thought you said that your wife was out of town 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1952 This is one small putt for man, one giant leap for mankind. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1953 You’re three strokes ahead, so I guess they want you, O Leader. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1954 They should know better than this. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1955 Our leader? He just birdied 14. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
1956 Can you come pick up your marker? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1957 So I can move it one club length to either side? 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
1958 I just knew that disc golf was going to ruin my game. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1959 They're gonna let us play through. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1960 I came here to escape the drama. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1961 I quit miniature golf to get away from this. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1962 You're not gonna believe this, but I hit that 3-iron to within 8 feet!" 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1963 Why don’t we let these guys play through! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1964 Would you mind hovering, just for a minute? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1965 This one may break up as it approaches the hole. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1966 They’re offering us a big pay increase, but I’m not so sure about their tournaments locations. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1967 If little men get out before I putt, I'm taking a gimme 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1968 They're asking for our liter? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
1969 As if this game wasn't hard enough. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
1970 Jeez Johnny, "what an unfreakinordinary putt." 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1971 Bring that pool cue. I think I can sink this one. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1972 Hey, looks like the former guy brought some classified stuff here to Trump Bedminster too 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1973 Uhhhhm Fred, are you sure this isn’t mini golf? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
1974 A hole new meanings to playing the green. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
1975 When he realized he fate of the universe rests on this putt. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1976 Oi, Larry - think I should show them MY moon? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1977 You know the next thing will be a loop the loop and a windmill. 1.1984 0.03741 126 102 23 1
1978 They're requesting to play through! 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
1979 Thanks a lot, Planet Bogey! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1980 I would’ve had an eagle if the guy ahead of us didn’t leave his ball marker behind 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1981 Do I get one or two club-lengths from extra terrestrials? 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
1982 Does the rulebook say two-stroke penalty or run for our lives? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1983 Check the Rules” can I move a disc shaped metal object so I can putt 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1984 What do you mean this isn't covered by the rule book? 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
1985 It's those guys behind us - they're playing frisbee golf" 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1986 Is the rest of the foursome on the way? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1987 Fred, are you opened for playing doubles for the planet Earth? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
1988 We're gonna need the rule book. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1989 I thought you were dumb, but this alien is sitting here trying to communicate with the flag stick 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1990 I'd 'go ahead and shoot,' but what if it shoots back? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1991 He said take me to your leader 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1992 Three reasons: The stymie rule died 70 years ago; it’s not a conforming ball; it’s not even a frisbee. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1993 They’re saying: “FORE all mankind!” What do you think they mean by that?... 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1994 Very funny, Obi Wan. That would have been a hole-in-one. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1995 Please re-park your vehicle behind me. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1996 Oh, for Pete's sake, just play through, Mike! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
1997 Use your driver. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
1998 This isn’t what I had envisioned as a “black hole” 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1999 My game is under attack. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2000 Hey, are you interested in some kryptonite golf clubs that fell off the back of a space freighter? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2001 Will it count as a stroke if I move this thing with my club?" 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2002 Drone golf has changed my life! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2003 We can still play through. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2004 You won't believe it, golf almost got exciting for a minute 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2005 Frank, this tin can just told me to step back from the ball and to drop the stick 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2006 No wonder this is a par 7! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2007 Human grave sand traps. Aliens. They warned me about playing at Bedminster. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2008 At least they returned my golf ball! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2009 They say my shot was out of this world. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2010 That’s NOT how you mark your ball here! Putt out and then beat it back to whatever “planet” you were born on weirdo! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2011 Plan 9-iron from Outer Space 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2012 Would you send for an official. I'm going to need a ruling. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2013 I thought they were called little green men because of their skin color, not where they lived. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2014 They want to play through; I'm going to let them. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2015 They moved my ball. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2016 No, it's alright! They said, "Fuck golf. Take us to Earthling babes. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2017 First the Saudis. Now this. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2018 Caddy! Get your butt over here! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2019 Well, we know they're not friendly. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2020 I get by with a little help from my friends. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2021 That's one short putt for a man, one giant leap for aliens. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2022 They could have yelled fore. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2023 So I'm saying this is a movable obstruction 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2024 Those antigravity particles will not work in the black hole! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2025 Say, who's on top of the leaderboard? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2026 I’m going to putt before it starts probing the hole” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2027 It's not so much a UFO as an IFO: in the f-ing way. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2028 I’m pretty sure that however we decide to go here will set a precedent. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2029 a new study of black holes in space 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2030 Ok, now the disc golfers have gone too far. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2031 I told you I thought I hit something with that pitch. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2032 These NASA ball markers leave much to be desired, design-wise. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2033 „He is looking for a Major called Tom.“ 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
2034 You better "call home"! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2035 Under or over ? Your call. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2036 They say "Stop hitting my planet around!" 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2037 They're gonna zap me with a death ray if I miss this putt. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2038 Bob, what's the rule on UFO drops? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2039 Should I play through the little green men? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2040 It's definitely not an eagle or any birdie. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2041 What’s the stroke penalty for a close encounter of the third kind? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2042 It's okay. He asked if he could play through. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2043 Are we playing in the U.F. Open? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2044 I think I sunk an alien 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2045 Can I ask for a different ball marker? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2046 Could you page Agnes Moorehead in the clubhouse? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2047 Come in peace? They're in my line! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2048 Does your ball talk? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2049 I'll boldly go where no ball has gone before. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2050 What's the rule for an "Unidentified Flying Obstacle" on the course 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2051 I usually like a saucer with my cup, but this is ridiculous. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2052 Phil, would you mind using a different ball marker? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2053 Hey! Do you know an Alan Shepard? The little guy says he here for a rematch with him. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2054 It identified my flying object! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2055 I said, Trump hired little GREENS men! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2056 Take me to your caddy. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2057 They’re saying that where they come from, the flag is removed before putting. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2058 You may move a foreign impediment in your line on the green at your own risk. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2059 I told them they could play through 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2060 So in case it takes my ball... if this a gimme? or do I have to play through? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2061 Superior beings or not - how'd they get past the admissions committee? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2062 It's about.00001 parsec to hole out. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
2063 Sam, of all of golf's hazards, U.F.Os are the worst! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2064 It keeps repeating “Take me your leaderboard”. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2065 I'll putt. Your ball is going to be away. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2066 What should i use? An “OZN Wedge”? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2067 I wonder if he found more golf balls in orbit out there! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2068 Wait! Atleast tell us if this counts as an immovable obstruction? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2069 What about alien lies? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2070 From par and beyond. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2071 Hiring extraterrestrials to check on the game is going a bit too far! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2072 I'm afraid that I've got a bogey at 12 o'clock. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2073 Good luck getting that in the hole. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2074 See, Bill? I told you we were being watched. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2075 Should I ask ‘em to mark it? 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2076 Are you sure we are not on candid camera for an insurance company commercial? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2077 What are the rules about an alien object on the green? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2078 They say we get eliminated, unless they play through. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2079 Don’t you think that place marker is a little over the top? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2080 I think they're just having a hard time accepting that I've changed my mind. I'm staying. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2081 Trump wants to play through??? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2082 What do you mean it's not interference? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2083 The green crew is here. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2084 We're using that new employee monitoring software for working from home. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2085 It's saying, 'go listen to your wife'" 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2086 They want to see my insurance, but I keep telling them it was a bird strike. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2087 Bring me the wedge! I’ve gotta make a ship shot. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2088 They want us to take them to the player with the lowest score. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2089 You get a drop with a UFO, right? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2090 I need to move this round thing that blocking my putt. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2091 Sorry,but your ball is under my friend here. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2092 What is the interplanetary rule? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2093 You guys from Venus ... you left your marker! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2094 Per the "Leaf Rule" I can remove the ship without penalty. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2095 They say they’re not a movable obstruction, and double-dog dared me to try. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2096 If you thought this was a disc golf course, thonk again. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2097 Why don’t you go ahead and putt out? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2098 How does it affect the scoring if I get disintegrated? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2099 They say for a very small price they can fix your slice. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2100 "Is it a 'mulligan' if I kill an alien?" 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2101 I think he's saying, "Take me to your leaderboard." 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2102 Am I still closest to the pin? 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
2103 This alien here thinks it can get a club membership just because he flew a few million light years to get here! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2104 Hear the putt, putt? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2105 Avert your eyes! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2106 He thinks my golf ball is an egg I've hatched, and he's wondering why I'm not sitting on it. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2107 Hey, Dad! What are the rules on alien obstructions? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2108 This new club is out of this world 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2109 Whadd’ya think Bob? Putt or chip? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2110 Do you still carry that Rule Book in you bag? 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
2111 Penny? Penny! I told you no drones on the golf course! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2112 Shall we let these guys play through? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2113 They say they're probing this hole! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2114 Not now Elron! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2115 I need my wedge! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2116 Don’t you yell “FORE “ where you come from ?! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2117 What's the penalty for moving this obstacle? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2118 Just wait until you see what happened to your birdie. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2119 It’s a caddy. Says his player is away 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2120 He just keeps phoning home. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2121 UFO aren't real 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2122 Alien humor 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2123 Little guy says he wants his Alien Wedge back. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2124 You said we're on the 19th hole? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2125 Permission to play through? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2126 He doesn’t believe that satellites and this game were invented by the same species. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2127 Does an unidentified object qualify as a man-made obstacle? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
2128 And then it turned my ball into a cheese puff!" 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2129 U.FOOOOORE! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2130 Maybe a smaller ball mark? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
2131 Do I get relief? It doesn't appear to be a man made object. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2132 Whadya mean there's nothing in the rules covering alien spaceships in the line of play? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2133 This frisbee isn’t even golf legal, Todd! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2134 Hey Jim! You're not going to believe this but your wife is ugly and there's a tiny spaceship over here. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2135 Is this that DiscGolf everyone's talking about? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2136 Look, little green men. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2137 They are going to use their tractor beam to move the ball to the cup and drop it in. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2138 How do you say "Fore" in Martian? 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2139 They’re asking if they can play through. Or should I just could take a penalty stroke? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2140 They want to know the par for this hole in parsecs 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2141 Ned, do you have a mashie in your bag? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2142 No, this is NOT why my ball is so close to the hole! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2143 That’s par for the course! 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2144 Are we playing by universal rules? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2145 FOOOOOOOOOOORE-ign object on the course! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2146 For crying out loud! LIV has got to stop messing with the game! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2147 Who's playing Ultimate Frisbee? 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2148 Let's just stop at 17 holes. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2149 They say they’d rather be driving a Titleist. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2150 He's asking to be taken to our leaderboard. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2151 Hey buddy, we didn't say you could play through! 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2152 Wow, that was almost a hole in one from 25 light years away" 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2153 Who sponsored *their* membership? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2154 I found your missing tv dish. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2155 I forget. Does putting through a warp field increase the velocity or cause a time space/time differential and stop all motion? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2156 No golf carts on the green! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2157 Oh...So thiswe're doing now? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2158 What's that word for a triple-eagle? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2159 Fred, this is the last time I play golf with you at the Roswell Country Club. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2160 Bet I can do it in infinity! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2161 Over or around? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2162 Uh-Oh - Aliens interfering in human affairs once again 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2163 Could you give me a ruling here? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2164 Do I have to let him/her/it play through? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2165 Great shot alien 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2166 Give me a minute while I negotiate. If they would only focus their tractor beam on my ball, I can get a birdie 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2167 He says it's alright if we play through! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2168 Will you concede a gimme? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2169 Ah, looks like the new caddies have arrived! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2170 I told those fools that a golf course in Area 51 was a bad idea. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2171 They’re asking for the leader. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2172 Your last shot was out of this world. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2173 Is this your golf cart? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2174 I have an "Out of this Universe" playable hazard! 1.1905 0.03851 105 85 20 0
2175 Yes, I do mind if you play thru 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2176 Hey! Can you please mark your saucer. It’s in the line of my putt. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2177 It's my caddie—he's working from home today. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2178 You’re going to need some space to sink this putt. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2179 They say they won’t move to the fairway — they’re little green men. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2180 I told them to play through. They said they already had. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2181 They prefer Capture the Flag. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2182 I'm going to say it's an immovable object and take line of sight relief. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2183 He says, On his planet, flags are sacred. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2184 Come watch me try a space chip shot. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2185 I told you my shot was out of this world! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2186 Uhmmm…. Mind if I play through? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2187 Did you not hear me say "fore"? 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2188 The wind took that one. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2189 Either way, it is a pick up. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2190 dad,can we keep him? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2191 I'll play under. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2192 It's in my way ! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2193 There's a saucer blocking the cup, now what? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2194 I did explain it to them. But now the game seems farcical to me too. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2195 Keep your close encounters to yourself! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2196 Do local rules cover alien obstructions? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2197 They didn’t even have the courtesy to yell fore. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2198 Hey Bill, I would say this IS a foreign object” @aleksjszymansk 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2199 You might want to bring a bigger club. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2200 Am I allowed to move it? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2201 Hey Herbie, I think I better use my chipping wedge. 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
2202 Not a problem- A tap off the south leg should do it. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2203 Do I aim for the cup, or...? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2204 Is this a fucking disc golf course you moron! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2205 You say course of human history, blah, blah, blah. I say Rule 15.1–loose impediment. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2206 A flying mulligan, no? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2207 Does this qualify for a free drop? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2208 It's puttable underneath, but what if someone emerges and interferes? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2209 Wow, What type of ball are you using?? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2210 Now I know why they're called "little GREEN men" 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2211 Many golfers hit birdies and eagles. You’re the only one I know who hits flying saucers. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2212 Their handicap is out of this world! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2213 Mind visiting another galaxy while I sink this putt? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2214 I think he wants us to take him to our leaderboard. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2215 Drone Putt! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2216 Does this constitute a bogey? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2217 Of course, as soon as I figured out the windmill ... 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2218 Hey!!! Tell your pilot it's against our rules to park in front of a putt!!! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2219 They seem interested in the ball. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2220 Its ridiculous the lengths you will go to win a match. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2221 They really do have everything in Palm Beach. I wonder what we will find in the next hole? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2222 You forgot one! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2223 Gonna put my balls in more than one hole! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2224 It's a space hazard. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2225 Your caddy is blocking my shot. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2226 I call a martigan 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2227 How do you say “Mullligan” in Martian? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2228 Stroke-and-distance relief only applies if the distance is less than one light year, otherwise it's a lost ball. (Roswell Golf Club Local Rules) 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2229 Check the rule book. I think I get club-length relief for alien obstructions. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2230 Can I take a rover ? 1.1887 0.03818 106 86 20 0
2231 Hey Joe your cheeseburger is here. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2232 They say, If I want to play thru it'll be either 20 billion Zupwatt dollars or ten McRib sandwiches with fries. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2233 Golthnorp, you didn’t yell “Fore!” 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2234 I never expected “little green men” to be quite so literal 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2235 Easy putt. I used to do this one in mini-golf. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2236 I have a clear moonshot from here." 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2237 Could you put a mark on your level-marker-green-reader thingamajig? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2238 George, please tell Elroy to practice on the putting green.” 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2239 Damn it! I'm close enough for an eagle on this hole, and this piece of garbage shows up! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2240 Over or under? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2241 It probes the ball if your putt touches it. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2242 Will you please mark your satellite so I can putt. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2243 On second thought, ask Harry to bring me the lob wedge. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2244 I knew those moon drives would come back to haunt us. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2245 This ball marker is out of this world. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2246 Musk and his damn ideas. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2247 That's obviously not a "man made obstruction" so it can't be moved. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2248 look at it positively, at least they didn’t beam the ball up this time 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2249 There goes my handicap. 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
2250 Now it’s the aliens’ fault? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2251 Its OK. He asked to play through. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2252 I need the referees 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2253 Whad'Ya say we call the match even and head to the clubhouse 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2254 Hey Stan, the universe is calling... It wants you to pick up the pace! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2255 They have come for a selfie with you and your swing. 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
2256 Grab my Roswell putter. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2257 Call a course marshall, my putt is obstructed and I need a ruling, also the National Inquirer. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2258 Got this Apollo 14 moon marker at the NASA souvenir shop. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2259 They say they're playing maxi golf! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2260 Seriously, Jim? You’re going to probe all nine holes? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2261 He says he's here to take John Daly back home. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2262 Yeah, this course is out of this world, 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2263 Should I get out my wedge? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2264 Can you ask the new guy to move his UFO? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2265 Nice shot, but I didn't hear you tell "fore". 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2266 See, I told you. That shot was out of this world! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2267 After we finish the round, do you have time to take these guys to our leader? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2268 These ball markers are getting out of hand 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2269 They have planted their own flag! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2270 I'll take my shot as soon as they finish abducting the caddy and take off. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2271 I thought we agreed not to play mini golf anymore. 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
2272 Really! You had to park here! 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2273 They asked me to take them to their Leaderboard. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2274 How many club lengths for a free drop? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2275 I swear, I heard a little voice say, "Play through." 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2276 I need to know how the PGA and LIV see my options. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2277 Hey Hey! If you want to watch, get behind the ropes Hey! If you want to watch, get behind the ropes! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2278 He said 'Take me to your pro shop'. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2279 A little help here 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2280 Hold on a sec, I’m trying to see if they have insurance. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2281 What do the rules say about an unidentified object on the green? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2282 You tell'em we're playing through. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2283 The good news is its a mulligan. The bad news is they think it's our leader. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2284 Jim! They want to be taken to our leader. Even if I drain this 10-footer, that's STILL gonna be you. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2285 Sure George, it's NOT a prank. Now watch me smash it with my club and what, the destruction of Earth? Oh, I'm so scared!" 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2286 Could we have shared flight paths ? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2287 Ok if I take a drop? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2288 I'm being offered a free trip through the universe, but I'll have to skip this shot." 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2289 This guy wants to know if he can play through? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2290 They say they’re from his new golf resort. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2291 Is this what the rules mean by "a foreign object?" 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2292 Did you say the client was foreign? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2293 Even the aliens say it's a gimme. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2294 They keep blabbing on about how were all a bunch of brainless insects and being a food source or something like that. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2295 Are these friends of yours? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2296 Ben Shapiro warned me about this exact situation. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2297 May I suggest less loft? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2298 I could use your help with this read. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2299 They are interested in a threesome. But I’m not sure if it involves golf. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
2300 Can you mark that,please? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2301 Just waiting for more space. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2302 Rub of the green men. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2303 This wasn’t the “Birdie” I had in mind. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2304 It’s a moveable object. Go ahead. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2305 Yeah, I'll call that a gimme 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2306 Not sure how to score this, your ball just got abducted. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2307 Hand me my UFO driver. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2308 It wants to negotiate. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2309 They've got lasers. I'm going to let them play through. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2310 I'm not sure, I think it's a Mulligan. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2311 Hopefully they won't probe your hole-in-one. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2312 Frank, I need you to distract it again! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2313 Bob, do I chip over or putt under? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2314 He’s blocking my shot, this may not count. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2315 huh, weird. They said the "leader of the free world" would be here. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2316 Do golf rules for relief also cover alien impediments? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2317 They said we can play through. 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
2318 Just want you to know that I’m going to hit this out of this world. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2319 I always suspected this game wasn't of the Earth 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2320 They said we can just play through! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2321 You had to drone on about my shot. 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
2322 Bogey, 12 o'clock. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2323 Sorry Rick, the alien got closest to the pin. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2324 They replaced the windmill! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2325 Tell Mr. Spock it’s not logical. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2326 Hey! What would Trump do in this situation? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2327 Think I might need a quarter to make this one! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2328 Anybody up for an anal probe? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2329 If you’re looking for the President your about 2 years to late 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2330 There’s a little bit of space between my ball and the hole. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2331 This really takes it to a whole new dimension. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2332 It’s in violation of rule 16.2, sections a,b,c paragraphs d,e,f Bob. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2333 Which one of us is leading? These little guys want a word. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2334 Looks like we got a Bogey 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2335 Is this an "act of god" or "external influence"? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2336 They're asking to be taken to our leaderboard. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2337 Please raise your drown for a minute till my opponent putts. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2338 Did you leave your Roomba on auto pilot ? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2339 Some fucker parked on the green 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2340 That's a gimmie. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2341 He says it’s a black hole and that my shot’s gonna come out of a plastic pipe by a windmill in some other universe. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2342 Maybe we should let them play through… 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2343 Yeah, you're under par. He wants to talk to you. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2344 They want to know if this is a good spot to build a pyramid. Should I tell them to go to the mini-putt? 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2345 Would you say a tractor beam would count as "moved by natural forces"? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2346 When did this become miniature golf course? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2347 Fella wants to know the yardage to Rigel in the Orion system. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2348 Oops that wasn’t a microdose.” by Good Trip Studio 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2349 I know what it means if I get a birdie or an eagle, but what if I hit an alien? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2350 Would you move your mass? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
2351 Are we using the same rules for wildlife and alien life? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2352 Open Championship meaning anyone can play. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2353 I said you can play through! 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2354 Eugene, your ball marker is interfering with lining up my putt. 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
2355 Would this be considered a movable obstruction? 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2356 You may come in peace, but you still need to be members to park here. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2357 Hurry! Remember, we need to get back to earth today! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2358 « No John it’s no birdie, it’s a tiny flying saucer! » 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2359 What do I do now? They just asked my ball to take them to its leader. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2360 Forget LIV, this group says if we leave the PGA Tour they'll give us the moon! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2361 I’d play through but there’s not enough … space. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2362 My bad. It's my Amazon Prime Black Friday delivery. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2363 No Harold, literally out of this world. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2364 Let's see how they like a 5 iron. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2365 You know, frisbee golf is only on Tuesdays! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2366 No, I don't see yours. Maybe you got a black-hole-in-one? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2367 I’ll be using a mulligan for this shot. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2368 Undeniable evidence that I’m cursed. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2369 They said take them to our leader. I'm one over par - are you even? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2370 Hey! Would you mark that, please? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2371 I'm going to need a better handicap 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2372 They won closest to pin. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2373 Take me to your leaderboard. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2374 Somebody is asking about your ball made from cosmic materials. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2375 Steve, your wife has come to take you home. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2376 I'm pretty sure "ł‰‰łꮤ" means "gimmie" where it's from. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2377 Yes I'd move it if it were a drone. But, I'ts a small spaceship and I'm just going to put under it. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2378 Have I shown you how I can drive with a putter? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2379 Good shot,you hit your shot right out of the universe 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2380 You missed it by just this much 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2381 Should we ask them to join us ? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2382 He says he's looking for Mar-A-Lardo.... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2383 I'm going to play it where it lies, but go to 100% on the shields in case they think it's a hostile action! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2384 Not sure if this is a birdie or a bogey. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2385 Hey! Is this one of your kid’s drones again? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2386 Ten trillion golf courses in this universe and they had to choose our tee time. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2387 It wants to know if this is the soleyent green. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2388 Harry’s pranking us again! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2389 Phil, quick grab my wedge. This Eagle has wings!" 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2390 I'm not sure what to do here, this is a little alien to me. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2391 You’re gonna mark that? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2392 I've heard of little green men, but these are little men on the green! 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2393 Why does EVERYONE have to fly south for the winter? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2394 I'm going to kick this fucking thing out of my way. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2395 I told you that should have gone in 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2396 They wish to be taken to our leader board. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2397 I'm going to take a mulligan on this one. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2398 Pretty sure rules permit me to move my ball in cases of alien obstruction 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2399 Is that a gimme? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2400 How do suppose they say “fore”? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2401 He finally made contact. 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
2402 If you thought ILIV Golf prize money would be competition, wait until you what the universe has to say. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2403 Worst bunker ever. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2404 They said to go ahead and play through. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2405 I told them you're away, far far away. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
2406 You mark your way, and I'll mark my way. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2407 Is this the new disc golf? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2408 I liked it better when hazards didn’t involve abduction. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2409 This would happen just when I'm shooting the round of my life! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2410 They're not letting me play through, so we have to assume their intentions are hostile. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2411 Do we wait or should I ask them if we can play through? 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2412 Pretty low to resort to extraterrestrial interference, Gary! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2413 How high did you hit your approach? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2414 Damn you Martian sandbaggers, and your little putting-green men! 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2415 Mark it as a “Close Encounter of the Birdie Kind.” 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2416 They’ve come to learn about miniature golf 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2417 Should I wait 'till it leaves or should I go under it? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2418 What does the rule book say about a UFO blocking your line to the hole? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2419 I get at least three strokes here. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2420 Of all the places to land in the universe, they choose the third hole at Pebble Beach! 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
2421 Nice shot, Ted, but it's about a foot short of a wormhole-in-one. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2422 Well they did say the putting green was out of this world … 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2423 Get a load of what's closest to the pin. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2424 Obama’s or ET? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2425 So you’re highly intelligent but lack basic etiquette, then? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2426 Replace your divots, please 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2427 It might be time to start thinking about selling this land back to its indigenous people. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2428 The rules clearly state that I can 'remove a foreign object' 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2429 I don’t care if it means the end of humanity, I’m getting that birdie. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2430 If we give them a copy of Harvey Pinick's 'Little Red Book', they'll leave peacefully. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2431 My bad. I thought it was a birdie. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2432 It says it wants my ball. Not sure how to score this. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2433 Should I play through or around? 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2434 Hey Bob, do you know where they can find mini golf? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2435 Play it as it flies. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2436 If I make this shot, I can play in the Altair IV tournament. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2437 That's gotta be a "gimme". 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2438 I think I’m gonna avoid the beer cart for a few holes! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2439 Call the PGA. I figured out how guys keep getting abducted to LIV. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2440 Is this the truth or an unplayable lie? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2441 That chip shot was outer worldy! 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
2442 I need to speak to the Ranger! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2443 How did you get here? I chipped in from the rough! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2444 NO MULLIGANS means NO MULLIGANS 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2445 Requesting relief from a foreign object. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2446 Quiet in the gallery please. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2447 I much preferred the windmill. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2448 When you said my putt would have to be 'out of this world', you weren't kidding! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2449 Your shot was out of this world. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2450 Mark, the golf goblins are going on strike again! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2451 I'll call this an alien par 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2452 I just flipped our pattys. Help yourself. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2453 Does it count if I put it in the saucer, instead of the cup? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2454 I warned you that the Cal Tech course had tough 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2455 What do you think? I can get a birdie here if I risk interplanetary war. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2456 the Florida masters was interrupted today when Elon Musk unexpectedly dropped in on the back nine 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2457 Why the hell would extraterrestrials like golf? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2458 They said I get a mulligan. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2459 Should we let it play through? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2460 When Martian kids get radio controlled UFOs for Christmas, we pay the price. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2461 Hey, Ted? Do you still have that booklet about Martian golf etiquette? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2462 Hey! There's a drone trap at the 18th ! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2463 A cup and saucer? Does this mean we should break for tea? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2464 Donald, your ball marker is blocking my shot. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2465 Grab Bernie, they want to talk to our leader and he's three under. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2466 Your new golf cart is ready, Mr. Trump. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2467 should I go or should I stay 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2468 I need a ruling here. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2469 Yes, I will ask him if we can plan through. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2470 I've got a problem. I'm in an alien situation and it's beyond my control. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2471 PLEASE MOVE THIS THING OUT OF THE WAY 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2472 Looks like a bogey to me. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2473 It's Rule 14:8(b)6 -- a putt blocked by a UFO is a "gimmee". 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2474 Of all the golf courses in all the towns in all the world, they land on mine. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2475 This thing just said 'take me to your leaderboard'! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2476 If I don’t let them play through, they’re going to destroy the Earth. What should I do? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2477 Found an unidentified fairway object! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2478 It was supposed to be a “gimme”! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2479 This is gonna ruin my handicap. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2480 My guess is that the putt is relatively straight, and then I should let gravity take over. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2481 Harry, your ball was suctioned for diagnostics. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2482 It asked the ball to take it to its leader. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2483 I think it’s a moveable obstruction. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2484 I know what the rule states, but I still wanna double check the Condon Report real quick. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2485 They have a lot in common. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2486 They’re from a galaxy par, par away. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2487 Ok, Frank! Enough with the drone antics. This isn't Croquet. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2488 Play it where it lies, Ted. By the way, were you stationed at Camp Lejeune between 1953 and 1988? if so you could be owed significant compensation. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2489 A goalie in golf? 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
2490 I’ve heard of making a bogey, Dave, but this is going too far.” 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2491 PGA recruitment that tough, huh? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2492 Wow Arnie, that shot was out of this world! 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2493 Are you seeing this?! I was only 3 feet from a hole in one. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2494 He says local cluster rules allow him to leave the pin in. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2495 So if the saucer picks up my ball, do I get a free drop? 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2496 Now I know why I'm playing so badly: Gamma Rays. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2497 Hey,this isn’t putt-putt golf. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2498 I don't think I can putt around it. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2499 Just point them to our leader. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2500 Their wager is a timeshare on their home planet. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2501 Do I get a club length for a UFO obstruction? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2502 My wife has hired aliens. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2503 Can I take a gimme? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2504 Can I move the ball 2 clubs lengths without penalty? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2505 I didn't know this was a miniature golf hole. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2506 I would have made the hole but there’s a UFO blocking my line 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2507 They took him to the clubhouse leader. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2508 Really? It’s not enough for you to suck the life blood of this planet dry?” 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2509 Should we let them play through? 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2510 Hey George, as if the sand traps weren't difficult enough. They've installed an obstacle that looks like it's from outer space! 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2511 Remember the hubcap you lost? 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2512 They said after ten thousand light years of travel, we can’t play through. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2513 I’m calling interference snd yes I KNOW it’s not a football game!! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2514 I thought this club was strictly earthlings only" 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2515 They say they're from a planet of geniuses. Yet they can't figure out what the hell we're doing out here. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2516 For some reason, they think I’m the leader 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2517 Hey! That's a foul play. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2518 I hope these guys look nothing like a golf ball. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2519 Would you please tell the Martian to move his marker. It’s right on my line to the hole. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2520 ...nothing in the rules about relief from a UFO...play it as it lies.... 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2521 We need a golf tee to go along with this cup and saucer. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2522 I’d like to see you do better… 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2523 They won't move till they get Tiger Woods' autographs. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2524 Does the rule book say anything about alien spacecraft in the right-of-way? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2525 This green could do with a little less space. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2526 I asked you not to play through. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2527 There's a saucer in the way of the cup! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2528 He says he’d like it on a hard roll with cheese and a little hot sauce. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2529 What's the protocol on this? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2530 Since when do the little greens men work Sundays? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2531 Is it alright if I play through this alien obstacle? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2532 Looks like it's gonna take a moon shot. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2533 I'll never get used to the carts in New Mexico. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2534 Did you bring your landing tripod repair tool? I left mine in my bag. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2535 No mames 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2536 This round is all I'm leading. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2537 Just like Elon. He's a game-changer, all right! 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
2538 Are we playing by USGA, or LIV rules on relief? 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
2539 Can I get a gimme? 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2540 Apparently they've never seen a putter before. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2541 I'm sorry Bill,I can't finish this game. I have to go home. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2542 Roger it's the tiny Martian spaceship again, will I get a Mulligan? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2543 This increases par, but just for me! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2544 It’s simply revenge for hitting golf balls on the moon! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2545 I at least get to drop it over my shoulder! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2546 When I yelled, 'nice approach,' I didn't mean your shot. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2547 It's a bit short. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2548 i hate mexicans 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2549 They had to pick today to aerate the greens 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2550 It landed on the green, Carl 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2551 Probably harder than the Clown's Mouth but definitely easier than that Loop-Dee-Loop 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2552 The rules clearly state that help from a UFO is a two stroke penalty. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2553 Is it a hazard or a ball marker from Area 51? 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2554 I wonder if they found any of the balls I lost somewhere in space. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2555 They are suggesting I pitch it over their craft 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2556 Hey, what *%#@&ng kind of tee is this, and who left it here on the green?? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2557 Bill, it’s either L1V or Lunar. Wait till the PGA hears about this. By the way, do I get relief ? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2558 Oh, I forgot; this hole has the "little aliens from a tiny planet" hazard. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2559 Golf is tough enough and now this! 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2560 I think it's from that LEV Golf Tour the Martians are sponsoring 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2561 Is this a gimme? I don't dare disturb these guys. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2562 Ok, so they are not on Twitter, let 's try Facebook. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2563 Do you want the flag in or out? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2564 Your Mother in Law is here. 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
2565 You were right, there was a great chance we’d meet aliens… 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2566 Be careful. This isn't a friendly hole. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2567 They’re looking for the disc golf course. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2568 Two-planet penalty! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2569 you're away 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2570 Want to know if they can play through, they have another connecting flight to catch. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2571 He's trying to advertise Alien golf balls, saying they're out of this world, but I'm a titleist kind guy myself 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2572 Be careful, Larry! We don’t know what they are capable of, if you hit that saucer. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2573 No, this kind of bogey. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2574 Our next leader hits balls beyond Oz 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2575 Who’s leading right now? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2576 I think it's the new putting green thingy, the Groomba. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2577 What’s the rule about relief from a UFO? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2578 He's saying, "Pretend I'm a windmill." 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2579 Can you at least wait until I’m supposed to go back to my family to abduct me 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2580 No way you can declare that a "natural" obstruction and take a drop 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2581 The only thing standing in the way of me becoming this year's Club Champion is this stupid garbage can lid that some idiot left here." 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2582 So you did abduct my wife! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2583 If you want your ball back Jerry, you’re gonna have to pull off some fancy negotiations. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2584 They said "Through we will play." 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2585 You OK if he plays through? 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2586 FORE! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2587 It's the Par-parazzi! 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2588 UFO - plus two shots 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2589 Bob, looks like the PGA has gone interplanetary. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2590 Forewarned! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2591 Sorry, earthling … we’re just running a few defensive drills “Klatu, remember … always stay between your man and the hole 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2592 I don't want an alien abduction to spoil my putt. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2593 “Now do you believe there are little greens men?” 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2594 I can’t tell if it’s a birdie or a bogey. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2595 Nope, no suction mark! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2596 I got a bogey! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2597 They’re saying my #5 club would have been better. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2598 ‘Typical. Little green men.’ 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2599 And you said I was crazy when I retweeted "Jewish Spacelaser" 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2600 John, don't put the ball in the hole for me now - big brother is watching! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2601 It took a bite out of my gof ball 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2602 Do you have the newest edition of the USGA rulebook? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2603 It says it will move if I donate to MAGA" 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2604 Can you just apologize? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2605 Maybe your Tiger doesn't mind this but I do. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2606 You wanna play through? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2607 You had your kid land this thing here...didn't you? Bets off! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2608 Does this qualify as a red hazard? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2609 I think I'm going to need a little "drone to go home assistance". 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2610 You never yelled fore! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2611 There’s no way you expect me to play this, right? 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2612 The eagle putt has landed. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2613 I'm gonna need to take an ET drop over here. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2614 Can your drone hover for a moment while I putt out, please? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2615 I don’t know - it’s an Elon shot. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2616 I was hoping for a birdie, not this! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2617 We should have let them play through in the first place. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2618 Eighteen holes and they had to put down here?! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2619 I know the ruling dealing with man-made moveable objects. Do you think that applies to alien-made? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2620 Do you think we should play through? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2621 I said, “Take me to The Masters.” 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2622 I lost it 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2623 Well, thank goodness I didn't sit on it! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2624 That wasn’t my ball that landed on the green. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2625 How did he manage to land that on the green? 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
2626 I’m gonna let it play through. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2627 Apparently it's just curious. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2628 I identified the flying object. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2629 Anyone know what an intelligent life-form would do? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2630 You're not even closest to the pin. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2631 I'm making the putt; intergalactic war or not! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2632 What happened to the barber pole? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2633 They're 'away'. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2634 I'm gonna need more than the putter... 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2635 Ha! The joke's on you! After that lightyears long drive, it'll never fit! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2636 It's a flying object, just not quite a birdie. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2637 There's little green men on the green. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2638 Play it as it lies, Gavin." "But they keep abducting any ball that goes under it!" "PLAY IT AS IT LIES. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2639 Looks like my high tee shot hit something on re-entry. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2640 I'll have what she's having 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2641 This James Joyce is giving me the yips. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2642 Should we take him to our leaderboard? 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2643 Take me to your leader (in the clubhouse) 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2644 Fred, they won't let us play through. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2645 Nice try! A drone is a moveable object. Get ready to lose Bob! 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2646 I guess this means the bet is off fellas. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
2647 Hey Tiger, stop landing your drone in front the of 18th hole. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2648 You won’t believe this. I was eight feet from a hole in one. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2649 I asked for a birdie! 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2650 Thanks but instead of a gimme I'd like to take a bogey 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2651 Matter of fact, I ponder my putts as if the fate of civilization depended on them. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2652 Are we playing end of world rules? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2653 And people say golf's boring! 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2654 Try and play through again and I will do more than jump on your pith helmet. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2655 Obviously, they don't know the rules. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2656 I assume we are playing Roswell rules?” 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2657 It's growling at me? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2658 The tiny green man said I could call relief for an immovable obstruction 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2659 Batteries not included 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2660 Enough Elon!!! 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2661 Hole in worm! 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2662 This ball does have a mind of its own. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2663 There is a Drone hazard on this hole 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2664 It's always something on this course 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2665 They said take us to your leader, so I said, hey, little men, whose hole-high 6-iron do you think this is? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2666 I’m going for a black hole in one. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2667 Oh, I thought it was a birdie 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2668 Your marker is way too big! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2669 I didn’t know this ‘regular’ golf course had obstacles like putt-putt! I didn’t sign up for this, Doug. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2670 Mar-a-Lago has really gone downhill. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2671 It wants to be taken to our leaderboard. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2672 If I make this birdie, no anal probe, okay? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2673 It turns out “To Serve Man” was a caddie manual… 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2674 If you’re not a member, are there gimmes at the Area 51 club? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2675 Sorry I missed last week. I must have spaced it. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2676 NOT BAD FOR A BEGINNER 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2677 A robot vacuum from very far away is about to swallow my ball! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2678 “Bob can you grab the rule book” 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2679 Maybe there’s a special golf club where they come from that sends the ball up and over 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2680 Call your damn drone off my lie. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2681 Vehicle on the green - they can't be so very intelligent. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2682 If I had to guess, it’s a visitor from the future telling me to stop playing and go check my settings at the missile launch control center. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2683 Well, it could have been a birdie! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2684 You just violated Golf Rule 8.3, Deliberate Action." 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2685 Hope they don’t take this as an attack! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2686 Hey Bill! Your caddy's blocking my shot...again! 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2687 Oh now that’s cheating! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2688 Get down here and mark it. I’m away. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2689 Shall I ask them if we can play through? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2690 It’s an easy putt, if my ball’s not abducted! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2691 I’m dyslexic and a mini golf pro, so OFU. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2692 Can I have a hand with the flagstick here? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2693 Gravity took them down one par. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2694 I did NOT move the ball. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2695 Bob, when did they put a new gopher trap in? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2696 At Area 51 this is par for the course. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2697 They're asking to see the leaderboard. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2698 News of your hole in one has certainly gotten around. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2699 What do you mean this is not a man-made obstacle? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2700 Green on green! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2701 do I get an extra shot 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2702 I can't move the ball. USGA rules only cover man-made obstacles. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2703 That’s a fancy gold cart 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2704 The only strange thing about this situation is that I can still score a birdie. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2705 Did you telepath them to play through? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2706 They dont 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2707 Now that was a long drive. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2708 Ahhh! This is the sport they don’t like! 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2709 The traps are getting more ingenious on this course every day 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2710 Whats the rule when a UFO is in your line? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2711 Remember how you said the short game is just like mini golf? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
2712 Hey, It’s not a turtle on your ball. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2713 I'm tellin' ya, they've got one for every possible situation. So bring out the rule book. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2714 Tough lie, Bob. Let me give you a tip. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2715 Gary this isn’t a hole , he’s claiming his territory. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2716 When you said this course was 'out of this world,' I was picturing something altogether different!? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2717 I don't need any galactic pressure. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2718 Sorry Bill you already used your Mulligan. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2719 Ever since the miniature golf company bought this golf course each hole has gotten more difficult. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2720 Greg Norman will let anyone play in this league! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2721 I don’t care whether it’s a ufo, spaceship, or drone. It’s blocking my putt. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2722 They won’t move until I explain why. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2723 It's not just legend, three under is a 'Drone'... 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2724 Looks like a birdie of a different feather. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
2725 How many strokes if it's not manmade? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2726 First disc golf... now drone golf 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2727 A little too strong with the Wedge 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2728 Are we calling this an act of God or no? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2729 Hey Jim, do you recall if I must I take stroke and distance relief in the case of alien invasion or will you just allow me to claim the shot as duly made?" 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2730 Hey...Mr. President! Somebody wants to talk to you!?! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2731 "Surely, the rules will say this is an obstruction!" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2732 Hey you think they have insurence? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2733 Got a Captain Kirk here. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
2734 To level to course, next time I play with my Drone. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2735 I think you got too much loft on that one. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2736 Not exactly the bogey I was aiming for. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2737 I get an extra shot because this 'thing' is in my way. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2738 Are we playing by Winter Rules? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2739 What’s the rule on moving alien objects out of the way? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2740 Hey, weren’t they supposed to be bigger than this? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2741 I teed off with the hyperdriver to get it on the green, but now what? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2742 I said four! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2743 can i get a ruling a foreign object obstruction? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2744 They want us to take them to our leader. Do they mean Rory McIlroy? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2745 No wonder pilots call them bogeys. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2746 They’re saying ‘Take us to your former leader!’ 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2747 Am I already on the 19th hole? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2748 They ask to change the color of the green 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2749 The UFO did not block your shot, so it’s not considered a rule 17 penalty. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2750 Should I play through, or call the F.B.I.? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2751 Hazard! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2752 It was at that moment Greg sincerely hoped that only one hole was to be probed. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2753 They're begging me not to shoot! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2754 Well looks like it wasn't a birdie. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2755 I know this used to be called casual aliens, but I don't recall the new term. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2756 Close Encounters of the Birdie Kind. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2757 We have come to make one whole. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2758 Is it playable? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
2759 What does the rulebook say about an alien object on the green? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2760 Would you please move your marker two feet to the right? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2761 Your shot was stellar. Theirs was interstellar. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2762 It wasn't a goose! 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2763 They say, wants to talk to our former President 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2764 Like the new drone? It’s out of this world 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2765 NO worries, it’s just another one of those ball-eating toadstools 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2766 When did they turn this place into a miniature golf course? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2767 They’re looking for Trump! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2768 I'll only be a millennium. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2769 What does the rule book say about this? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2770 Hey Bill, do you still want to have sex in front of this UFO? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2771 First the windmill and now through the saucer? Bring by flop wedge. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2772 Should I use a titanium or plutonium club? 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2773 No! This is my golf ball! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2774 Can someone please remove his marker? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2775 Hey Jim, please check Rule 14.325(u) of the Rules of Golf for "unidentified hazards." 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2776 How do you say, 'Can we play through' in extra-terrestrial? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2777 Do you mind if they play through? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2778 No issue. I excel at minature golf. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2779 Nope, not a hole-in-one. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2780 Hey Bruce! How would you read the green? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2781 ‘No, David, this UFO is definitively more alien than my ball on the green in regulation!’ 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2782 Well, THAT'S alienating! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2783 This really tees me off! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2784 You sure this is a ball? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2785 They said we can play through... or take a "gimme". 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2786 I'll do it under the radar. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2787 This isn't funny. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2788 Nice try, but not even your drone can stop me from sinking this. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
2789 Light-years or not, this is still my tee-time. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2790 It wants to play through 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
2791 The little greens men are here. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2792 Looks like a double bogey. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2793 Blimey! A stymie..... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2794 They just vaporized my caddy. Shall we let them play through? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2795 Can you call the club secretary and ask him what the rules are on moving alien obstructions? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2796 Hey Charlie, are we playing miniature golf or miniature aliens. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2797 We'll let them play through. They're due on Venus for the next hole shortly. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2798 Where does the castle doctrine fit into this? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2799 It said request a mulligan then take me to your leader. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2800 Call off your drone! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2801 Something tells me this is going to be harder than the windmill hole. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2802 They say they came in peace but they see that giant sphere as a provocation 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2803 Hurry, come see! Just arrived, it's freeze-dried Elon Musk. He's saying: 'After I whirr away, Let This Sink In: your golf game's no better than your lousy tweets!' " 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2804 I hate winter rules 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2805 Harry, I need to borrow your wedge. . . . 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2806 Tell Felnar that his ride is here. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2807 He said he is not a UFO. He's the bogeyman. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2808 They are mad cause you didn’t yell “fore” 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2809 This is not your flag 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2810 I need you to move your ball marker 12 parsecs to the left. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2811 Why’d you hit the ball so closed to my UFO? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2812 no forgiving a shot at LIV ...it's in the lie. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2813 You dare me to hit this thing back into outer space? 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2814 so this is the mysterious 19th hole! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2815 ESPN captures all the sports action with drone cameras 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2816 I’m going to try a chip shot. Why? 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2817 Does this count as a man-made obstruction? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2818 Didn’t the USGA relax the rule about foreign objects? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2819 He says Greg Norman has to come home. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2820 I’m gonna go ahead and call this an ‘immovable obstruction,” Fred 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2821 Hey Ralph! Did you order pizza? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2822 Hey, do I get a drop for this? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2823 I would. But your marker's in the way. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2824 These extraterrestrials have no golf etiquette. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2825 Come back here! Traps aren't permitted on the green. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2826 I think the little green men are trying to blend in. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2827 We'll just have to play through until they realize there's no intelligent life here. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2828 We have no leader. Can I still play through? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2829 Now- that’s what I call a space shot 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2830 I don’t care how far they came for a round at Augusta, they are NOT playing through. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2831 I'd like to request a congressional hearing on this lie. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2832 It's saying you use too many mulligans." 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2833 ...Fore(play)...(!) 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2834 C'mon...not the cup and saucer challenge! 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2835 Hurry, before your ball is 52.3 million miles from the hole. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2836 If they promise the whole in one, I'll know it's really a trap. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2837 They are looking for a place that sells plutonium… Any ideas? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2838 Tom, you gotta get a smaller ball marker! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2839 Is this an extraterrestrihole in one? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2840 They say anything under 2 gladnotfs is a gimme. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2841 The unplayable lie is out there. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2842 Do we have a Leader Board? 1.1683 0.04889 101 89 7 5
2843 Did you send this drone to spy in my technical prowess ⁉️ 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2844 I should get relief from this hazard even if non manmade 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2845 On second thought, I'll use the wedge. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2846 Can I move it and take relief without a penalty stroke 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
2847 Looks like a gimmie to me! 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2848 It just came out of the blue. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2849 They want us to take them to our leader in the clubhouse. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2850 Greetings earthlings. You’re on the course of human extinction.” 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2851 They've said that whilst they're here they're happy to help look for your ball 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2852 Damn, another bogey 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2853 Looks like I'm gonna have to take a Bogey. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2854 SHOULD I PLAY THROUGH OR JUST BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH MY CLUB? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2855 They’re looking for the closest miniature golf course. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2856 What's the rule for UFOs on the putting green? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2857 I putt it in the wrong hole ONE TIME! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2858 Okay, my excuse for this hole is really out of this world. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2859 Is this his ball or mine? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2860 They're asking if they can probe through. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2861 They want the golf ball to take them to its leader. Is that me? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2862 It's on its way to Mercury, can it play through? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2863 'think you can move your flying ball marker one to the right please 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2864 Didn't you hear me? I called 'fore'! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2865 Ill try to work around my alien handicap. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2866 When did we convert to mini-golf? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2867 Is this a little UFO? Why is it so tiny? I didn't expect it to be so tiny. Do you think the aliens are also tiny? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2868 Mulligan! I had a hole in one but these idiots got in the way . 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2869 Hey Jacob, looks like E.T.'s coming back 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
2870 Bill collectors just reached a new low. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2871 The putt breaks toward the Andromeda Galaxy. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2872 Will someone mark their space ship! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2873 Of course, just when I was close enough for a birdie 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2874 Do I have to wait until it moves before I putt? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2875 I've been snookered by extraterrestrials. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2876 They want to see how mad we can get? Watch this. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2877 Hey Jerry, it’s another interstellar asylum case from the Blossom Road crossing. Tell Jean-Pierre that his team will need to track them down to assist them as they wait for their applications to be processed. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2878 Appears they're using it as a dumping station. I'll wait. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2879 Larry, I need another flying Mulligan" 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2880 Under the UFOGA rules, that is a free drop 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2881 You have no idea how goddamn horny this makes me. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2882 I guess this doesn't qualify as a man-man obstruction? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2883 One minute. Someone is playing through...space. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2884 It wants to talk to your Alien Sand Wedge 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2885 Ok, this really is Goofy Golf. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2886 Chip shot? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2887 He says it's a gimme. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2888 It's asking to be taken to our Tournament leader 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2889 Can I borrow your pitching wedge? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2890 I'm saying this is an immovable obstruction with a free lift to the fourth dimension! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2891 Where is the Space Force that he promised? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
2892 Time to go to the bar. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2893 They say they have planted their flag on behalf of their planet, and we are not allowed to remove it! Let's score it at par. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2894 That hollow sound? It wasn't the ball falling in the cup. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2895 Did you order delivery? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2896 Hey, frisbee golf isn't allowed here. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2897 Let me get this straight: you guys have mastered interstellar travel, learned human language, and broken the speed of light, and you're using it to sabotage my game? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2898 caption “ wow a hole in alien” 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2899 You think they moved my ball?” I’m pretty sure I got it in 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2900 Donald!!! Be sure to bring up your Space Force idea again! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2901 Um Paul, you didn’t tell me we were incorporating disk golf 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2902 Eh, if you've seen one you've seen em all 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2903 Uh-oh’s looking like another case of obstruction of ‘hole-stice’ 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2904 It spit out the Top Flite. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2905 So this is the 19th Hole 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2906 He's asking me for some golf tips. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2907 I think my golf-fee credit just ran out. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2908 They want to know if we'll share our technology for improving distance and accuracy 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2909 Call NASA, I need a ruling. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2910 Ok, whoo's the idiot, that left his , ' R2D2, Roomba robot,' on the Greens 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2911 Hey Tommy, this one’s telling me I don’t a have a handicap and they need my ball to save their planet. What’s the ruling on that? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2912 And I’m less than a light year away from my first black hole in one! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2913 Hey, Ted…it’s from Branson. With every booked flight you get a free round of golf on the moon! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2914 This hole is not worth probing 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2915 You didn’t yell Fore! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2916 UFO wants $5 to get out of the way 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2917 Hey, this putt was already tricky enough! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2918 I'm gonna need another club. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2919 Phooey! If it's not one thing, it's another. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2920 I didn't see this one coming! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2921 Hey, your partner’s blocking my shot! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2922 Ay! Im golfin' ova here! 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2923 No dude, they're interdimensional — not intergalactic. Nothing to be afraid of. They're actually pretty cool, they were just telepathically telling me some wild shit about the pyramids. Apparently they're not what we think they are. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2924 Jim, there’s a small spaceship on the green. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2925 These kids and their damn frisbees. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2926 Your distance finder doo higgy is in the way again. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2927 They want to go to your leaderboard! 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2928 The term “little green men” doesn’t mean you can land here. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2929 It wants our leader. Phil has two under par, I guess he's our leader? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2930 There is a little putz in the way! I need relief 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2931 Hey Ned, go get your Omnium Cargo bike and tow away this ufo so I can finish this dang hole, wouldja? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2932 Can you grab my short iron, please." 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2933 "They said if I don't take a mulligan on this, they'll kill me." 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2934 Here's the game plan. I'm going to chip over the saucer to get it in the cup!" 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2935 Not short groundskeepers - I'm saying they actually have Little Green Men! 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2936 Does this count as a drop? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2937 They say it‘s their first earth-in-regulation. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2938 You need to mark your saucer. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2939 The rules don't cover this 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2940 Tell the caddy to grab my gun. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2941 A drone to find the ball, a quarter to mark the ball. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2942 Come on man, always these darn ufos taking my golf balls, COME FIGHT ME LIKE A MAIN ALIEN! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2943 They say they are way, way, away.” 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2944 Hey Elon! I call BS on your marker. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2945 What’s the USGA rule for THIS? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2946 Just watch me wreck this thing. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2947 Oh Keith, I told you this shot was saucy. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2948 Who's leading? These guys want to speak to the leader. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2949 Uh, excuse me, but I call Stymie! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2950 Did they come here just to mess up my golf game? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2951 I know it’s “play it as it lies”, but where do you stand on “play it as it flies”? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2952 Harry, can you play pool? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2953 There has GOT to be a rule for this 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2954 Hey, Don, your friends are here to pick up those documents 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2955 Hey Jim, are u the one that told them I was leading?” #takemetoyourleader 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2956 It's a movable obstruction so I can remove it without penalty so long as my ball is undisturbed. Also they want to meet our leader. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2957 If I play through, will it cause a War of the Worlds? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2958 Yelling ‘fore’ would have been much appreciated. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2959 He says if l make this putt he’ll bury me a the first tee at Bedminster. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2960 Will you please get your fancy-pants caddie off the goddam green. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2961 This putt will be out of this world. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2962 What do you mean it’s not a man-made obstruction?! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2963 You could have ASKED if you wanted to play through! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2964 Do you have MTG phone number or contact information, she will want to know? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2965 We decided that anything within 3.2 million light years is a gimme, right? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2966 Funny but those aliens look just like golf balls! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2967 You might as well just drive the cart up. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2968 You know you said I'd hit a flyer, well, you won't believe this...... 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2969 I can't move it- it's not a man made obstacle 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2970 Did you say you had an extra Mars bar? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2971 They say I can play for life if I make it in. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2972 If I sink this shot do I get to keep the flying saucer? 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2973 Golfer: And to think I was going to tell folks I got a hole in one today… Not so much of a stretch now! 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2974 This course looks alien to me. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2975 They said to take a mulligan and move along..... 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2976 They think the ball is intelligent life and are promising it a tour of the universe. You might as well play through. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2977 Under rule 11, I am taking relief. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2978 Well, they're eco-friendly. They've repainted your ball green. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2979 Those green guys in front of us left behind a ball marker. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2980 My ball just said "hello". 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2981 Is this really a manmade hazard? 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2982 Hand me a probe iron! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2983 Grab my phone so I can call home. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2984 They want the ball to take them to its leader. Is that me? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2985 What's the Martian for Mulligan? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2986 You were right about one thing... 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2987 It just said, "Locked to target." 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
2988 Hey Ralph does this look like a Moveable Obstruction? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2989 They are looking for a wormhole. I told them this is the 13th hole. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2990 And my wife calls me small and annoying!” 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
2991 Yeah, well, this alien being who is able to traverse the inky voids between galaxies and experiences reality in 7 dimensions says you kicked your ball out of the rough and was on the green in five, so go fuck yourself, Karl. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2992 You never believe me when I say it is an abnormal course condition. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2993 I think they’re trying to find Ivanka’s grave and give her a proper burial. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2994 Did your ball reach Mars? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2995 Keep your head down 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
2996 I don’t think they realize this is a green. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2997 I thought I saw something up there! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2998 It wants to know if I am the leader 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2999 I think they just asked me to take them to our leaderboard, but something may have gotten lost in the translation. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3000 Way too much loft. Maybe try the fairway wood next time. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3001 Before they leave ask them if they can help me with my slice. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3002 Would using a putter to smash the exploratory ship from an invading alien armada result in a one or two-stroke penalty? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3003 I think this is a gimme. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3004 Help!! Not fair, the Martians are blocking my win 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3005 Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World . . . 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3006 Drone, shmone. Get it off my green. I'm looking at a birdie here. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3007 Is this a man made obstruction? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3008 I said they're probing my BALL. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3009 This calls for my wedge. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3010 Just as I thought - it’s the little green men. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3011 'Don"t these things eat golf balls? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3012 It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. You aced a par five! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3013 Great, now the whole universe knows about my handicap! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3014 We’ll report this later, I’m shooting par. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3015 Do I play through Martians? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3016 Did you tell any extra-terrestrials that they could play through? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3017 I think they got hole 15 confused with Area 51. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3018 You’re never going to believe this, I got a hole in one. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3019 Amazon Prime is going to drop off your new ball. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3020 It’s a gimmie 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3021 They want to take the ball back with them! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3022 They come in peace but want a mulligan. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3023 Hole Earth in One? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3024 I’m feeling super powered today 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3025 Disc golf really has taken over. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3026 I thought you said golf, not disc golf 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3027 This ? spaceship just blocked my hole ?️⛳ in one! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3028 Did the yell four, Frank? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3029 You do not get relief on the putt 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3030 Do you know how to tell these Martians, 'get off my green - your blocking my shot', politely? 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
3031 Why are little green men blocking my line on the green? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3032 He says it’s left to right, but don’t give away the hole. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3033 Hey, do you think I can chip over this? 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
3034 Just an out of this world shot. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3035 Look what I landed with my 'flop-shot', I think I am in a good space! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3036 I think I'm galaxy-braining this putt. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3037 He won't let us play through. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3038 Watch out! There's an Unidentified Foreign Obstacle over here. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3039 I'm gonna have to use my anti-gravity. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3040 I am a golfer and this is a spaceship and when you die there is only darkness. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3041 Did you put a golf ball in our third grade time capsule? 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3042 You couldn't wait until I played through? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3043 Hey, come here and watch me make this out-of-this-world putt. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3044 Hey, check out my optical illusion over here! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3045 The situation would call for the Mother of all flop shots. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3046 I love pickeball 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3047 It’s fine, they’re just going to play through. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3048 They've come to destroy our way of life. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3049 They say they're from planet mulligan 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3050 This is the club championship and I don’t think even God could overcome your antics. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3051 I'll mark it... 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3052 It's the first sign of a Chip-n-Putt takeover! Warn the others! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3053 Hey, tell those martians back there to move their cart! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3054 If we don’t prevent the giant humanoid from directing the asteroid into the black hole, the galaxy is doomed! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3055 If they probe me to death, do not tell my wife that I liked it, even if it looks like I do. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3056 What’s James Webb’s read on this putt? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3057 ''I'm serious - it's little green men.'' 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3058 Looks like those Saudi's are at it again!!! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3059 Fred, check it out. Some drone pilot is probably rushing over here as wespeak. Finder’s keepers. I’m taking this thing and gonna hang it from the ceiling in my boy’s room. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3060 From my grandpa: “Is this a gimme?” 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3061 Hey Bill, did you bring any Vaseline? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3062 Just play under it. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3063 I've just been ordered by MAGAlactica II's Captain to go home and start printing up phony ballots. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3064 ''Do you want to settle for a tie?" 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3065 Can they play through? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3066 Is this covered by your insurance? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3067 Today's metal hazard is dishy. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3068 I whacked it and it took my balls. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3069 I know you put that here so I could Bogey the hole! You'll doing anything to win! 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
3070 He said he got a black-hole in one 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3071 Can you believe this hole has an Unidentified Flying Hazard? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3072 No - "Take me to your Bieber." 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3073 Where are the space lawyers when you need ‘em? 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3074 Can I remove foreign matter? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3075 Either they play disc golf here or we are in real trouble. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3076 Levitation costs ten bucks. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3077 Not to worry, it's my new caddie. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3078 It keeps on repeating," Earthlings, join LIV Golf or die!". 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3079 Wow, I see now that your bag of tricks is wider and deeper than Santa's bag of gifts. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3080 It's just like my ball...an unidentified flying object. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3081 The spectators are requesting a mulligan. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3082 Is this a new hazard? 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
3083 I think we'll take a bogey on this hole. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
3084 No one will believe it, but you shot a hole in one. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3085 Where does it say in the rule book that requesting lift off is a two-stroke penalty? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3086 He said he wants to borrow my water locating device, I’m pretty sure he’s talking about my ball 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3087 I’ll just place a marker and wait till it goes away. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3088 According to the rules, this is a movable obstruction. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3089 I can see the break; I do not need help with this putt. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
3090 That's not a man-made hazard. Play or drop. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3091 Aren't you a sore loser? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3092 Does an invasion force from another planet count as a loose impediment? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3093 They want me to take them to my leader - but aren’t we tied on the leaderboard right now? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3094 Kindly take us to your golf pro! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3095 There's more space between my ball and the hole than I thought. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3096 Sorry I can't keep my ball on the planet today 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3097 Mind if I putt through? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3098 How can this not be covered in the Rules of Golf...they have a rule for everything! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3099 They've conceded the putt, but they want a meeting with the President. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3100 Yo Bob, I found our missing tees it has legs now. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3101 I think this qualifies as an unnatural hazard. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3102 They said your ball is in the black hole. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3103 Good up. I'm outer. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3104 Do you thinks they know what FORE means? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3105 I told you it was aliens, not me, making those ball marks! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3106 I didn’t know this was a putt-putt course. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3107 This shot’ll be out of this world! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3108 Can you please get your stupid UFO drone off the green so I can putt out the hole? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3109 Hey! First get this outta here and then bring peace to Earth. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3110 I wanted to save some money on a caddy by hiring an illegal alien and look what I got. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3111 Our word is fore! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3112 Hey! What are you doing? Trying to start the War of the Worlds? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3113 It won't go away until we let it win! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3114 Hey, someone left a hubcap out here. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3115 I think we need a recount 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3116 : “UFO?! More like u f’ed up!” 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3117 I said UFO. Wait, it's UAP now. Okay, the U.A.P. is in my W.A.Y. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3118 Excuse me, you are in my line 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3119 Greg, I told you it wasn't a birdie. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
3120 Whaddaya think? Shall I play through or ask for a free drop? 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
3121 Stop getting distracted and go already. 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
3122 I think that new ball of yours is pushing the regulations a bit! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3123 The bugs have gotten out of this world. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3124 It won't let me mark my ball !!! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3125 What’s the penalty for an alien invasion hazard? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3126 Should we let ‘em play through or send ‘em back into orbit? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3127 They said I couldn’t play through. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3128 I told you - we're not playing disc golf today. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3129 These chaps are not very good sports. Do you think I should play through? 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3130 No wories. It's just the new glove I ordered from Amazon. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
3131 Now watch: Little greens men will come out. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3132 No, you play through. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3133 They claim to come in peace but they’re right in my line. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3134 Would you grab my Alien putter? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3135 Hey, you know how you always want space around you while you putt? 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
3136 Does the club still restrict Martians? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3137 They're looking for a black hole. I assured them there is no black hole in this neighborhood. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3138 I need a ruling on this temporary obstruction. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3139 Guys hold on, I’m gonna bash this UFO in with a golf club. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3140 He says to quit hitting their Ambassador. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3141 Hey, he wants to play through. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3142 Bill, were you playing the Titleist or the Ork-Zerg? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3143 Couldn't you find a more subtle ball marker? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3144 I’m not fixing this divot! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3145 How does this one break? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3146 I thought there was a windmill at this hole.” 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3147 Do I putt through, or Ask to be taken to their leader? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3148 There's a saucer in front of the cup. I need a ruling from Miss Manners and the PGA. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3149 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3150 FORE! Beware! His mother's ship is swooping in fast to pick him up. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3151 The club represents my penis, the hole is the feminine ideal. I don't know what the saucer represents because I'm Freudian, not Jungian. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3152 Please mark your capsule so I can putt safely. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3153 They think our leader's here. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3154 do i get a mulligan for hitting an extraterrestrial object? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3155 Do I just play over it or would that be impolite? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3156 No space ship is going to stop this birdee 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3157 they're asking if this cup matches 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3158 Bogey? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3159 Hey Patrick, bring your driver so we can smash this damn drone some kid landed here. 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
3160 So, who puts first, me or ET? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3161 I don't care if he landed closer to the hole! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3162 Is this ufo considered an immovable obstruction? I’d hate to take a penalty stroke. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3163 Do I get a drop, or simply pretend it's miniature golf? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3164 "Once again Dave, I'm not cheating- this is just my emotional support UFO 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3165 They say they’re from the planet Mulligan 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3166 You're right, this game sucks. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3167 I have a miniature golf hazard here. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3168 It's not a roomba. I think it's an umovable foreign object! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3169 Is this a movable obstruction, or is it what I think it is? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3170 Don’t let these things phase you 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3171 Hey, you dropped your DivaCup! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3172 Jeff and Elon made it! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3173 It's time we made this a 'first contact' sport! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3174 I say, let's let 'em play through. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3175 What do the rules say about creating an Intergalactic Incident - is it one penalty stroke or two? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
3176 Am I having fun? Not exactly but my swing has gotten better 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3177 Gee. Thanks a lot, God. Why don't you F.O. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3178 Is this covered by 16.1 or Area 51? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3179 Tell those Alpha Centaurians they are NOT playing through! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3180 They want me to try out their new hypersonic putter 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3181 Look, someone's playing disc golf! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3182 hey mulligan get over here, you’re not gonna believe this! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3183 Of course, the ONE time I leave my wedge. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3184 They used to keep the illegal aliens on the grounds crew and off the course. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3185 Oh, that's it. I am absolutely sick of having my holes probed. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3186 This putt is going to be out of this world. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3187 I'm sick of aliens showing up in my cartoons. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3188 Does it count as a penalty if a space ship lands on my ball ? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3189 I think it wants to play through. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3190 Have you no etiquette? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3191 Fred, if I hit through him, do you think he might think it is an attack and put up a force field that can screw up my put? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3192 Oh yea! Pick it up and move it he says from 100 feet away! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3193 True, there's no risk of a probing from the sand traps, but we'll just play this as another hazard. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3194 I’ll take that apology anytime! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3195 Putt-putt yourself! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3196 Check the Leaderboard. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3197 Will it eat the ball? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3198 I hit the green. Men. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3199 C’mon universe?! This was an Eagle sho! 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3200 No Carl. It's not your skills that i find out of this world. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3201 Doesn’t anyone say “fore” anymore? 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3202 They want to know which one of us is Tiger! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3203 You're wanted in outer space for a consultation about Trumpism being the true pass time. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3204 Hey, your marker just threatened to PROBE me if I sink this putt! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3205 Can I get a ruling on this Unidentified F**ing Obstacle? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3206 can i do a trump 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3207 We’re on the wrong course. This is disc golf. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3208 Are you playing a Srixon Z-Star or a Sirius star? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3209 Who's leading in this tournament ? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3210 Hey Kurt! He says he's from planet Margo with some very important news! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3211 They want to know , who is the leader? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3212 Under Rule 16.1, this abnormal course condition intervenes on my line of play, and thus I contend I am entitled to free relief. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3213 Not another bogey! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3214 Better shake a leg, Joe, they want to see our leader. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3215 Damn green people. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3216 I thought you said one under par was a birdie? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3217 You need a new driver! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3218 This caddie for the mothership beams back great advice 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3219 It says the world's in danger from our actions. I guess it doesn't realize that the rich don't suffer consequences. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3220 I told you this hole was out of this world. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3221 Which of these am I supposed to swing at? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3222 That shot was out of this world! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3223 Hey Herb, I think I'm going to need help to score your out of this world golf shot! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3224 IT'S GREEN MEN ON THE GREEN, JERRY! 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3225 I hate disk golfers 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3226 Yeah...I'm going to need that Alien club for sure. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3227 I can't go under. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
3228 Oops, we mistakenly came to the disc golf course. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3229 I'm waiting until he comes out of the washroom and then I'm gonna cave in his helmet with this putter. He's a cheating fuck, not for nothing. So, yeah, I'm gonna fucking annihilate the fuck. Watch and see, Alvy. Also, what time is it? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3230 Is this my ball? 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
3231 This silly toy is blocking the hole! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
3232 Paul! Enough! We cannot bear to watch any more of your horrible putts. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3233 What do you think, do I I chip over this Hazard? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3234 Joel, remind me, what's the rule for moving your ball due to a flying saucer? Is it a club length or the ship's diameter? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3235 I told the club manager we need to build a wall before aliens takeover the whole course. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3236 God forbid it abducts that foursome in front of us. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3237 Are there any rules for what you can mark your ball location with. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3238 Hey, this golf ball talks! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3239 This ball marker in over-sized 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3240 OK if I move this before I putt? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3241 If they had come in peace, they would not have landed there! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3242 How many strokes is a tractor beam? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3243 They’re just probing holes. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3244 I'll bet you can't make that hole in one stroke! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3245 It’s my new ‘ find the green’ drone 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3246 Hey Joe... Who's this guy that's trying to play thru??? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3247 The Government may be interfering in our lives, but THIS is ridiculous! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3248 May the Schwartz be with you. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3249 He says they still play stymies on Mars! 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3250 Sure I get relief, it’s an “abnormal course condition” under Rule 16.1 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3251 It's no problem, it's easier than the windmills, this doesn't move. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3252 Hey, the green fees come with little green men! 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3253 Hey, Desantis! Can you do something about this? 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3254 You should have brought your earth size golf ball 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3255 It confiscated my ball! 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
3256 I'm hard up against an Area 51 trap. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3257 Fine. Then I guess they'll want to talk to you now. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
3258 Tesla’s new ball marker is bigger than I expected! 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
3259 This is for birdy 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3260 We gotta wait a minute, Harry, little greensmen are fixing a divot. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3261 do you think it's safe to putt through? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3262 Look at that swing plane! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3263 Interference???Call DJT now... 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3264 The miniature golfers won’t let us play through. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3265 Is my marker going to be alright there? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3266 I’m going to play through. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3267 Mr. President, we have a situation. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3268 The strange case of the UFO blocking the putt 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3269 Is it OK if I move your ball marker over? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3270 As if that’ll stop me from making par!!! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3271 Countless hours of putt-putt as a child may have finally paid off. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3272 OK if put a marker on that? It’s right in my line. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3273 Hello? It's my putt! What planet are you from? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3274 We have to smash this thing before it tries to fly away, otherwise no one will believe us. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3275 Dude stop backing away, your wife wants to talk to you 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3276 I've had it with these damn drones! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3277 How about letting me take a drop. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3278 It claims that disc golf is a real sport. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3279 They said they need me for Space Jam - The Golf Edition. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3280 Rule 15.2 is "movable obstruction," right? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3281 Let the Air Force know, I found their Bogey on the sixteenth green ! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3282 I told you you should keep your shot lower. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3283 Looks like they think they’re protecting a black hole! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3284 Hey Ricky, did you leave a wedge on the moon last week? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3285 Drive for show, putt for UFO 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3286 Reminds me of miniature golf. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3287 Can you grab my chipping iron! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3288 Multiple Bogeys... 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3289 How would Tiger read this punt? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3290 Hey Fred! Who’s the current leader of our tournament? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3291 Hey, Mac! He said take me to your leader. You’re three above par, right? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3292 Is he finally gone! 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3293 I think we have a rogue UFO that found the big black hole. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3294 I think we’re looking at a bogey. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3295 Does he need to practice his backswing? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3296 It’s caught in a tractor beam. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3297 Best to over or other -- or just kick it out of the way? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3298 Does an unplayable lie apply because of a foreign spaceship? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3299 Bring my driver so I can kill these motherfucking aliens 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3300 Rub of the green my ass! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3301 Looks like a bogey on this hole. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3302 The Mulligan Files: The par is out there. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3303 It just keeps saying, “Take me to your leaderboard.” 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3304 Your Tesla golf buggy is in the way again! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3305 Call the marshal. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3306 You and your obsessions! 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
3307 Contest 828 "it's suppose to be a mini windmill" 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3308 It's "Take me to your leader" not "Take me to the leader board". 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3309 Klaatu barada nikto. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3310 I've asked for a word with their leader. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3311 What does the R&A have to say about extra terrestrials? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3312 Caddy!!! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3313 There's a complaint a out your last shot going off course 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3314 If I play around them they might get insulted. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3315 Are you playing a Saucer XLT? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3316 Nice chip, you're closest to the hole. Your short game is really out of this world. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3317 It’s some little green men. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3318 The mini-Martians have landed! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3319 Better play through, my partner considers the concepts of space and time to be illusions, which doesn't help his putting. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3320 The flying saucer concept is pretty alien to me. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3321 I'm gonna play through, okay? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3322 And I’ll bet my score gets leaked when the government covers this up. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3323 We both landed on the green 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3324 Benjamin from IT always fixes my pc" "I've heard the weather there is gorgeous! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3325 They asked to probe our back nine. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3326 Lookie here. It's a UFO. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3327 Definitely a bogey. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3328 Gimme a gimme? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3329 I wish this thing would go UP, UP, AND AWAY!!! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3330 What was this Coelho quote about universe conspiracies? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3331 Looks like the boss knows that I skipped work. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3332 You’re standing on my line. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3333 Hey Marty, could you move your ball marker? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3334 The planet Zorhg is claimed by the Atrenn. At least that’s what he says is the meaning of the flag. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3335 Should I let him play through? 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3336 Donald wants to make it a four-some. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3337 Looks like that Comic-Con group left one of their ball markers. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3338 Says it was aiming for the "miniature" golf course. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3339 They just claimed Earth for their home planet. Worse yet, we're still sixty yards from the green! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3340 Take me to your disc golf course 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3341 What do you mean, "play it as it lays?" 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3342 Aliens from the planet Ziradwok took a wrong turn somewhere in the universe while in search of a rumored new black hole in space. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3343 You only get free relief from man-made objects! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3344 I told you we should get a golf cart. My wife has been looking for one of these. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3345 I'm calling it a mulligan. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3346 Do you think their local courses might be overcrowded? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3347 Two things I thought I’d never see out here — a ufo and you f up. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3348 When they left Mars, Trump was still our Leader. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
3349 Frank?? Who's at the top of the leaderboard 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3350 Buckle up Bill, you’re looking at the 1982 third place finisher in the Springfield Regional Mini-Golf Tournament! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3351 Not what I thought would happen when they asked to play through. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3352 Excuse Me! According to USGA rules, this is not an acceptable ball marker. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3353 Would you mind moving your ball marker two parsecs to the left? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3354 You know anyone who speaks Martian? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3355 Little green men on the green again...we playing the 51 rule? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3356 The little green guy says it's good. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3357 Seems like it’s looking for the ‘balls’ needed to stay on Earth!!! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3358 So how far is that Black Hole, you guys? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3359 Do I get a free drop from an unidentified object? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3360 Whose all marker is this 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3361 I said, “No miniature golf!” 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3362 They're looking for the LIV Tourney! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3363 The Surveillance State is one thing, but now they've come for my tee time?" 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3364 I need a drop 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3365 Hey Mike, do I have to take a drop penalty if I wasn’t the one to pick it up? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3366 Do I have to play it as it lies about where it came from? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3367 Apparently, this the seventh hole of the Intergalactic ProAm Golf Tournament. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3368 Tend the pin Phil, this putt is going to be historic 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3369 This rude little dude is in the way. come on man go away. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3370 It figures: this is Elon Musk's ball marker. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3371 Of course you land here. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3372 Seriously. I can’t finish anything. Everywhere I go — it’s one epic unprecedented historic thing after another. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3373 stop hitting us - ufo 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3374 I'm going to try to putt out before they drop the little ladder 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3375 We've played though worse obstacles, Charlie. Remember Air Force One? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3376 I guess we’ll let them play through! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3377 Hey, Dave. Your Martian buddy here is stepping all over my line. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3378 They’re saying that they have laid colonial claim to this hole. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3379 It says it will teach me to putt perfectly, if I can pay it in crypto 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3380 Does this qualify as an "immovable obstruction"........?! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3381 It’s just as we feared - little GREEN men! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3382 Please move your ball marker one spaceship to the left. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3383 I usually shoot par on this hole but today it looks like a bogey. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3384 I'm being held up by little green men! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3385 It’s the Boner Police, and they have a warrant. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3386 Is this a loose iompediment? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3387 A tiny alien space ship is blocking the hole. Can I shoot around it without picking up an extra stroke? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3388 Check the rule book, I think this may be a gimme 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3389 They don’t come in peace! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3390 They’ve made a mistake! The Pickleball tournament is down the street. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3391 My wife is messaging me.... 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3392 Wrong century here, space buddy. We did away with stymies long ago. So mark and get out of my way. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3393 This guy must be from another universe - he won't let us play through!" 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3394 I'm closest to the hole 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3395 Pass me the 9-iron. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3396 It's just a UFP, an unidentified fairway phenomenon. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3397 Can I get a free drop? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3398 They said, 'Take us to your leader.' You're two-up on me, Larry, so... 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3399 Which hole do I am for? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3400 Damn. We've been playing MINIATURE golf. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3401 Did you have a Titleist or a small alien spacecraft? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3402 Dammit, Bill, would you just call Elon already? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3403 What is it with America's obsession with UFOs? SMH 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3404 Well, at least it's not a gator. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3405 Drop? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3406 Okay who’s hitting an intergalactic 4? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3407 You won't believe where she thinks the egg comes from. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3408 Hey, wanna play Whack-a-Mole? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3409 You’ll never believe what I’m seeing - it’s 3 feet from the pin! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3410 Thanks, but I found a ball marker. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3411 They said if we dont let them play tbrough, they'll blow up the planet. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3412 Was my shot that bad?! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3413 Looks like I struck a spaceship here! Does that count as -10? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3414 Hey, Pete… not sure what the play is to get around the crop circle hazard here. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3415 Hey, Jim, I'm taking a gimme. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3416 Hey, what’s the rule of UFO Stymies ??? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3417 Use your Alien Wedge. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3418 Do you think it means the same thing we mean by "holing out"? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3419 She says the hole is too small. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3420 I don’t care if they came all the way from Alpha Centauri, no freeloaders on the course! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3421 You are not going to believe who I just ran into from work! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3422 What are club rules here? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3423 Very funny Elon 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3424 Sorry, but our GPS said it was green! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3425 We can play through but they insist on probing us. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3426 Just wait until they take off with Bill and Dave’s miniaturised bodies, then putt. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3427 Can you move that two to the left? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3428 they have drones doing lawn treatment on the course again 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3429 How am I supposed to get a hole in one again? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
3430 Secular Intervention.. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3431 USGA, PGA, UFO, OR FU,OH! WHATEVER! I NEED A RULING PLEASE 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3432 Can I get a mulligan? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3433 How many times do I have to tell you... no parking on the green! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3434 No, I don't think the ball will just break around it and go in. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3435 The aliens are saying they want to do a "Tiger Woods" on us. Does that mean sex or car crashes? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3436 Hold it, Sam. Rule 16: Relief from Abnormal Course Conditions, is very clear and it does not include whatever the Hell that thing is. So you're going to just have to hit around it. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3437 I have an Unidentified Flying Obstruction here. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3438 I call UGGP (Unidentified Golf Green Phenomenon)! Got a rule book? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3439 Stay back! I've just been sprayed with extra-terrestrial dust! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3440 Should I leave a note? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3441 I told you that shot was out of this world. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3442 I know about birdies and eagles but... 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3443 Ronald, I swear that would've been a hole in one" 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3444 I didn't make the hole but I think I knocked this spaceship out of the sky. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3445 Yeah, but is it a movable flying object? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3446 Someone has a tell the new members where the parking lot is 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3447 Hey Bob, it's one of those frisbee golfers on the wrong planet again! " 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3448 Do you mind moving the saucer so I can play through? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3449 It just broadcast something like 'take me to your leaderboard' 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3450 Hey, You landed on the wrong course! The Miniature Golf Course is down the road. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3451 ‘ “ “Hey! I get relief from this obstruction.” 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3452 Doug,I thought you said we were done with mini golf. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3453 The saucer wants the cup. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3454 They say I should take and 8, and they want to know who is leading. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3455 The hole moved. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3456 Classic Joe… 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3457 Hey, Sam, is the miniature golf course on Highway 41 or the bypass? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3458 Their people say I can take a mullligan 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3459 This new hazard is really giving me some bad vibes. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3460 Have we seen a Titleist Venusian 1? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3461 Did you put this drone here?" Jan Paul Kruimel, The Netherland 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3462 Somebody left a toy in the way. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3463 I'm ignoring it and putting under it! 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3464 I'm away, but this takes "flyer lie" to a whole new level. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3465 Man, you hit that really far out of bounds! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3466 It’s a par 51. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3467 I dont care what the universe says, I'm making this shot! 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3468 How does it break? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3469 I'll take them to our leader-board person. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3470 3 under par and sailing across the sun 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3471 You’re not going to believe this, but I’m going to need an interstellar mulligan! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3472 I’ve been missing the greens all day. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
3473 Hey, Steve, what the fuck is this? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3474 I think this one is a three putt. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
3475 They’re saying they can’t find their ball and that they want to probe us, just to be thorough. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3476 Maybe there's too much diversity around here, public course or no. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3477 Yea, i thought it was an out of this world shot too. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3478 Blork! You forgot your ball marker! 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
3479 What did you say about 59? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3480 The rules say it's a movable hazard. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
3481 I got tired of swinging at windmills 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3482 Does this class as an 'IMPEDIMENT '?" 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3483 Opening seen of the epic Mars Attacks!/Vacation crossover film. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3484 They say on their planet an average drive goes 742 yards. From the white tees! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3485 I didn't get them much lunch stuff besides cheese and crackers 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3486 Please tell me this is a miniature golf course. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3487 It's a gimme! Pick it up! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3488 It keeps asking me if I'd like a hole in one? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3489 Hey, Bill? Does an alien invasion get me a Mulligan? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3490 It's Mickelson's drone. I can't miss. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3491 It demands to be taken to the leaderboard! 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3492 He thinks the golf balls are his relatives. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3493 Will you please get this f******thing off my line? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3494 If I sink it, do I get a free round? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3495 I found your ball. There are no gimmes, you'll have to putt this out. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3496 Look, little greens men from Mars! 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3497 That drive was close to being out of this world. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3498 his short game is out of this world 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3499 I know I've used this excuse before, but if I play through it could cause an intergalactic civil war. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
3500 Twenty bucks says I can start an interplanetary war with this putt. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3501 They want us to take them to Rodney Dangerfield. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3502 Thats all they can accept ! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3503 I told you this course was out of this world. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3504 I'll putt it, but I'm keeping my twenty dollars! 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3505 Guys! Check out my hole-in-Area-51! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3506 It saw me move the ball. What do you think John? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3507 They say they still play the styme rule under the inter-galactic and ancient rules 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3508 ok, but in this case, do I have to play it as it lies? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3509 Please raise the stymie 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3510 Looks like we've got ourselves an extraterrestrial hazard. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3511 Hey, you are in my line! 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3512 Call Project Blue Book for a ruling. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3513 Dammit! You’re not away. It’s not your turn! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3514 Who the neck is our leader these days? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3515 My ex told you to do that, right? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3516 Can I take a drop? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3517 Is yours the Titleist or this new one? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3518 Don't get me wrong, the Roswell country club is great. But this is affecting my game. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3519 Yakok, why do these beings talk to that thing on a stick after they use it to hit the white orb past this planet's banner. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3520 After the UAP Task Force report, is this still an unplayable lie? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3521 He wins for being closest to the moon. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3522 Did you know there's a foursome ahead of us? 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3523 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3524 Any idea what the green fees are? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3525 They’re asking to play through because the billionaires took all the reservations on Mars. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3526 It’s OK. They say they’re just playing through. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3527 What's the penalty for hitting a UFO? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3528 He asked if trump was still here! I told him I think he’s off playing a different game right now! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3529 Did I jut hit it that hard? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3530 Your drive was out of this world but you're nearer the saucer than the cup. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3531 I get a free drop, right? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3532 How rude! They should have asked to play through. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3533 You eff off, U.F.O.! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3534 Looks like I avoided the traps and went straight for the green, man! 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
3535 'Now I suppose you'll tell it to poop in my putting line' 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3536 They say this course originally belonged to their planet. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3537 Sure, easy for you to say “ just keep your head down.” 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3538 Who’s the leader in the clubhouse? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3539 They’re looking for a 12 iron to overcome Earth gravity. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3540 Martian Score Says He? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3541 I think we should let them play through before first contact 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3542 You said we were the only ones here 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3543 Not my fault if they have no concept of verbal or aural communication, I yelled fore! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3544 They want to talk to our leader. Do you think they mean leader of earth or the golf club? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3545 Yeah, I just need a little more space before I put this bogie. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3546 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3547 First the election and now the CIA ruined my hole in one! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3548 You know the rules. Play it where it lies. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3549 Your ball marker is out of this world. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3550 See, Chet? This is what happens when you vote Democrat. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3551 Are UFOs considered a movable object according to USGA rules or do I have to play a stymie? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3552 They flew off course – sound familiar? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3553 I hate it when these out of towners don't even ask to play through 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3554 I am so tired of these silly disc golfers trying to play through in our course! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3555 Your guardian angel just landed. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3556 Of course the one time I have a clear shot, an Un-Flying Object decides to be in the path. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3557 They're waiting for a wormhole to open up before they can leave. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3558 Play it where it lies! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3559 Hustle up Will Smith...Need your alien-honed slapping skills to clear the green for me!" #IndependenceDay #ChrisRoc 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3560 He says you should have used a 7 iron 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3561 Somebody up there doesn't like me 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3562 Is this an abduction or a photo op? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3563 Must be from Area FOUR! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3564 Complaining about illegal aliens was par for the course for Phil. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3565 They’d rather play miniature golf. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3566 Call off your dogs, Mr. Aldrin. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3567 Please move your marker! 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3568 It says it wants us to take it to our golf pro. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3569 'They must be looking for the former president." 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3570 Have we entered the Twilight Zone or is this just that new ball marker tool you were chatting about? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3571 Hey! You've got to mark it! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3572 I don’t think is a birdie. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3573 I got that new NASA ball marker, is it in your way Glenn? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3574 Who's at the top of the leaderboard? Someone wants to know. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3575 What do the club rules say about alien hazards? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3576 It's the Saudi's tour - they can allow drones for assistance if they want to. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3577 Oh no, I'm supposed to explain what I'm doing. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3578 The height of your swing has improved 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3579 First, I get the put, THEN you get the ball 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3580 Let's assume that I would have made the putt. I'd kick it out of the way but there may be tiny creatures inside. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3581 Do I get a penalty if I refuse to putt? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3582 This is why no one can shoot par in area 51 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3583 Is a UFO a moveable obstruction? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3584 My goodness, that ball can fly. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3585 It's my turn, innit? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3586 Wasn't there a windmill here last time? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3587 I'm trying to hurry, but they won't let me play through! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3588 If you can concoct a hazard I can claim a 'Gimme'! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3589 It’s either a UFO or a UHF antennae. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3590 I don't believe the rules allow you to take relief. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3591 Do I get a bogey on this? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3592 In Golf, everything is in play. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3593 Margaret, I'm still seeing those images of our kids' magic glasses toy." "Honey we don't have kids." 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3594 Steve would you remind the gazoo its against the rules to block the cup? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3595 Damn frisbee golf! It's taking over the universe. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3596 He says he's been sent to warn humanity about your short game. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3597 Definitely not the 'birdie' I was looking for 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3598 I didn't yell because there's only three. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3599 fdgdgdfdh dfgd gdfg 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3600 Looks like the guy from Blink 182 was right after all. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3601 Hey, next time ask first if you want to play through! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3602 This motherfucker! 1.1383 0.04925 94 86 3 5
3603 Tell Hugh's son we have a problem. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3604 The kids from the nearby house left their frisbee on the green again. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3605 They said they're letting humanity play through. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3606 It's the new Titleist space ball, known for its aerodynamic excellence. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
3607 Did I tell you that you could play through? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3608 Mark it a two I guess? My first drive ended up in Alpha Centauri. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
3609 I’m stymied! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3610 Hey, I asked to play through. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3611 We'll call NASA as soon as I putt for birdie. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3612 Hey Bob, These Bloomberg sized aliens want to play thru 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3613 If we tell anyone about this, they REALLY won't believe I shot 3 under par. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3614 And I thought that last guy was a drone! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3615 Ben Crenshaw never had to deal with this! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3616 It’s not cheating if he doesn’t find out 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3617 Beam me up or let me make the putt. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3618 Apparently Aliens have no balls. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3619 Hey, an alien is taking up space guarding the black hole. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3620 Tell them we’re playing through! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3621 I get relief from this, right? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3622 Do I take a stroke for hitting a UFO? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3623 My device says it's 7' 2'' with a slight break to the right. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3624 Hey do you mind? I’m golfing here. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3625 This one gives new meaning to "putter around." 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3626 Nice drive but move it so I can putt! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3627 They're still mad about where our eagle landed 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3628 Play through it Carl 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3629 They say ‘pick it up’. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3630 They want to speak with the president of the PGA. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3631 They are starting a rival tour on Saturn. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3632 Meet Roomba, my new caddy 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3633 Is this a regular hole or a black hole? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3634 Beam your damn toy back to the mother ship. It’s in my line! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3635 They came to make sure Trump never loses again 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3636 Hey Ernie, enough with the cup and saucer gags huh? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3637 They prefer disc golf! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3638 Someone call the FBI and the PGA. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3639 Hey, can you add Mx. UFO to the scoreboard 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3640 If it’s not a man-made obstruction, can I still move it? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3641 An unidentified flying obstacle got in my way. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3642 Not fair -- I was closest to the pin! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3643 I think I need my Area-51-degree wedge. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3644 The terrestrial keeper is going to hear about this! 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3645 Finally! Signs of life in my golf game! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3646 Hey Bill, You were right about the Aliens taking over. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3647 Oh, fuck! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3648 Bye Bye Birdie. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3649 No, I don't think it's a frisbee.... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3650 Ok, but let’s not forget I was on in one. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3651 I’m thinking that this would be considered a moveable obstruction 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3652 Thanks. I appreciate this 'Twilight Zone' prototype screwing up my first eagle since 'fake news' originated. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3653 Ye gods! Of all the golf courses in all the world, extra terrestrials have landed between me and my cup! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3654 I need relief... after your cell phone pic 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3655 Do you think they will understand if l ask them to play through? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3656 Probert playing golf. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3657 Heck, no one believed me when I hit a hole in one. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3658 They say they’ve come to play The Masters 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3659 I'm calling it a bogey, Fred! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3660 My golf shot will be out of this world! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3661 I wasn't cheating! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3662 I’d say the Campbell foursome knocked out our drone when we were six under par on the ninth. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3663 What's the rule on alien spaceships? Can I move it or what? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3664 I said I’’m taking a Martian, not a Mulligan 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3665 May I play through or take a gimme? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3666 Is that a remote control in your hand? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3667 Blood money,female repression,the torture and murder of journalists and now alien hazards? What 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3668 The landing is a hoax - just look at the flag! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3669 It's a new hazard they've introduced. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3670 Someone dropped their fucking drone in front of my shot! I’m so angry!!! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3671 Hey - I never said you can play thru. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3672 I believe that's a fore stroke penalty 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3673 I never seen a birdie like this before". 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3674 Hey Fred,watch out for the UFO hazard! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3675 Hey, that thing just vaporized my caddie. Is that a one or two stroke penalty? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3676 Hey, could you move your ball marker one club head to the right? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
3677 We don't all have to be old school 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3678 Do you think this qualifies for a free drop? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3679 I'm not liking the new miniature golf feature! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3680 Mother, have mercy on me. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3681 He wants to know where is the loo? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3682 Gov. Abbott has finally had the last laugh. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3683 They said they won't move until I tell them what it is that Pete Davidson's got that makes him such a chick magnet. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3684 You didn’t have a poker chip? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3685 So where is GEICO when I need them? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3686 Can we keep it please? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3687 Melvin, can you move your ball marker please? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3688 See this, Son? The government's trying to bring down our scores now, but I'm not falling for it. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3689 There seems to be an unidentified object in my lie. I’m calling it a gimme… 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3690 So do I go all Agnes Moorehead on it, like in 'The Twilight Zone'-- or do I just try to make the putt underneath 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3691 New Tees? They’re getting bigger these days 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3692 Excuse me but we’re trying to play through. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3693 We told you, Earthling, The square root of the eliptical arc, squared by the force, F, which you apply, divided by your own standard deviation. Is that so difficult to understand? No wonder your planet has a wobbly future. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3694 Where's parking enforcement when you need them? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3695 The only signs of life the extra-terrestrials found were men playing with their balls and shouting the number four. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3696 I don't care if it's precise, I don't think you can use a drone to mark your putt. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3697 I had an Eagle going before this thing flew in. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3698 They say we’re spoiling a good walk. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3699 Play it where it lies, Fred 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3700 I'm not reporting it until I score my birdie. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3701 Charlie was vaporized because he tried to move this object under Rule 15. If it's OK with you, I'll take a 2 stroke penalty and move my ball over there. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3702 Is there an exception in the rule book for gravity wells and black holes? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3703 What's the club membership policy on junior aliens? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3704 Supposed to be the sport of kings, not things. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3705 I think we’ve been transported to an alternate universe where we’re playing miniature golf. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3706 They want to know if we mind if they play through. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3707 They said to play through… 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3708 It thinks the stymie rule is still in effect and my lucky iron shot is an unidentified aerial phenomenon! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3709 This bogey is blocking my birdie 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3710 Remind me again: what is the course rule on extraterrestrial hazards? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3711 I thought you said "play it where it flies." 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3712 We heard this is where we’d find your leader. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3713 What’s the rule on Unidentified Flying Obstruction? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3714 Should I help them get a hole in one? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3715 I thought you said they didn't allow spikes on this course! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3716 Would a 'local' rule apply in this situation? 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3717 I yelled Fore! But we may have a problem. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3718 They want to know what you think of LIV golf. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3719 I'm taking relief! 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3720 Excuse me while I remove this alien space ship impediment. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3721 Would it count if I putt my ball into the saucer? Or does it have to be the cup? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3722 Do UFO's fall under rule 16? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3723 No way am I going to let this pass! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3724 I didn't come here to play miniature golf hazards. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3725 This new coffee maker oughta fly all the way to Tennessee! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3726 Hey Jack...Where's the leader of this tournament? 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3727 Wow these obstacles are getting so unnaturally real-looking... 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3728 Ooops. Thought it was an eagle! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3729 My Pinnacle 1 is the only identified flying object. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3730 Imminent global domination? Worse. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3731 geez! give my some space! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3732 She said she reserved it on the shared Google cal but idk man, she’s got hella coke eyes 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3733 Would ya bring my lob wedge, Bill? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3734 Bill, Stew, look, The Day my Golf Ball stood still. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
3735 They're looking for the leader board. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3736 This is the best you could come up with for a Mission Impossible? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3737 They say you suck. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3738 There's a strange weather balloon blocking my put! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3739 We just can’t compete with this new Frisbee golf technology! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3740 They said they want to meet who's at the top of the leaderboard! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3741 Yup. Just as I thought E. T. left him ball market. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3742 Yell fore Stewart!! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3743 It's saying "Take me to your golf shop" 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3744 They say if I putt through they will obliterate the planet!!! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3745 I'm telling you, these illegal aliens are taking everything from us white men. First baseball now golf? What's next? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3746 Your bogey got a bogey! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3747 'I don't care what your home club allows. Down here, USGA rule 4.3 says you can't do that!' 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3748 No, Mom, you can't pick me up yet. Jerry thinks I'm one of them. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3749 You did say Mar-a-Lago is just over the ridge right…well you ain’t gonna believe this Kevin! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3750 This couldn't be good for my handicap 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3751 No,you may NOT play through. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3752 Do I take a penalty stroke to move the spaceship 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3753 This is the last time I let you drag me to a public course! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3754 Uh… I think the eagle has landed. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3755 Who in The Wide, Wide, World of Sports is messing with my Career Move? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3756 And you thought finding that gator on the 9th was odd. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3757 One more penalty stroke Glenn, and you’ll be abducted off the premises. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3758 The groundskeeper is never gonna believe this. 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
3759 Hey! I believe the call is "four"... 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3760 Rules say I can remove a foreign object on the green if it obstructs my lie. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3761 How do I get around the UFO trap? 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3762 You could at least have shouted fore! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3763 Do you have a universal drone remote? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3764 They say they won't leave until they meet with our leader. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3765 Hey Ed, do you know martian for "playing through"? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3766 Can somebody bring me my glasses? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3767 I 'm taking a mulligan. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3768 You want me to mark it? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3769 He says he's not my ball. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3770 Landed in one piece I'm claming a "whole" in one 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3771 It says 2pt max 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3772 They want to know where the Leaderboard is. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3773 Who told you, you can play through 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3774 They'll let just anyone in nowadays! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3775 I told you I hit that last drive too hard. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
3776 I think you caught a flier out of the rough back there 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3777 I think it would be considered “an unidentified loose impediment.” 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3778 They say they're with the government, and they're here to help. Run for your life! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3779 Does the Unidentified Flying Obstruction rule apply? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3780 Who knew golf balls are a thing in intergalactic scavenger hunts? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3781 Do you have your pocket rule book handy? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3782 You have to mark that! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3783 Should I ask to let me take my shot before transporting me away? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3784 What do I do now? It ate the last two balls! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3785 Is this a moveable object or do I get relief? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3786 Would you bring me my sand wedge? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3787 Don’t look up 🛸 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3788 'I called "FORE" and it flew right into my ball! I can make EAGLE from here! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3789 Gimme: little green men! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3790 My drive was high, but not ‘outer-space’ high 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3791 I think it’s time to teach him some golf etiquette 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3792 Can you see what your rule book says under 'little green men'? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3793 We said no cheating! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3794 Remember - you are a witness to this interstellar interference! 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3795 They're telling me to be careful: it's a black hole. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3796 Who's playing an Andromeda No. 3? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3797 Are we allowed to remove obstructions from outer space? 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3798 You’re away and I’m going away. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3799 How do you say "membership rules" in @#$%^&*? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3800 I hope you've played miniature golf before. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3801 He says he just stopped to phone home, and that I should play through. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3802 I'm not sure they understand disc golf. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3803 It's another 'Alien Lands on Earth' caption contest groaner. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3804 I think it means five under par. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3805 I give up. There’s way too many identified objects already obstructing the hole. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3806 They saw the leaderboard and want to meet you. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3807 They said "Play through the ninth dimension". 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3808 Uh yeah… I got it in one. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3809 They’d better not damage the green or there’ll be hell to pay! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3810 I believe it’s under rule 51, sector 4. “Ball obstructed by UAP” 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3811 I'm gonna need the ray gun putter. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3812 Funny, I could have sworn by ball went way right. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3813 There’s another new tour, and its out of this world! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3814 Stop saying I’ve changed. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3815 This guy better fix his divot 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3816 God, you’re always coming up with excuses. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3817 I said you could fly though, not play through! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3818 This miniature golf course gets more wierd all the time. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3819 You pulled a deus ex machina? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3820 You're supposed to yell FORE! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3821 They took your ball. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3822 Hey, that's not fair, even I would've invited my friends 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3823 Bad news, we've got little green men. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3824 Yes I could move the ball under Rule 16.1, but I love mini golf so I'll play it as is. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3825 If we hurry we can use all of this Mars water on our golf courses too. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3826 Now nobody will believe you made that shot 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3827 There is something weird here. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3828 The saucer says you cheated.... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3829 He said, he always hook his hyperdrive. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3830 The green guy is mumbling something about returning Alan Shepard's golf ball. Should I just whack him with my putter and see what happens? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3831 Either they said, "We are escaping from Mars…seeking asylum." or they said, "If you are trying to get to Mars, you should be in an asylum." 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3832 It's OK. They've claimed this territory but said we can play through. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3833 Really! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3834 I think we're looking at a space shot. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3835 I thought ‘eTee Time’ was just a way to schedule online. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3836 Stewart, be careful. The green breaks to the weird. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3837 We're going to need a Bigger rule book 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3838 It said that pigs would be able to fly before they would give me the putt! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3839 I think it's one of those drones 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3840 Hey Bob, did you by any chance request a fire pit? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3841 So you’re SURE there’s nothing in the rulebook about how to play this? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3842 Watch out for the bogey, man. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3843 We need a new rule! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3844 Do we play through or wait for it to finish? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3845 Did you hear a "Fore?" 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3846 Just because you planted your flag doesn’t mean you can claim the green is yours. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3847 Do I get one or two penalty shots? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3848 Roswell Open 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3849 Could you move your mark on clubhead to the left? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3850 Gotta spare ball mark? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3851 Someone left and oversized ball marker here. Do the rules allow me to move it? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3852 They want us to take them to Ben Martin. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3853 I think it’s Iranian. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3854 Where's the greenskeeper when you need him? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3855 Shooting under par was always alien to me anyway! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3856 Saucer to mother ship. Saucer to mother ship. We’re saved. Enough chlorophyll on this planet to keep up fueled for thousands of years. No intelligent life forms detected. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3857 Hey, which you bring me my wedge? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3858 I practiced on astroturf. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3859 Don't worry they won't get it... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3860 He’s pissed ‘cause I took a mulligan on the tee 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3861 ET Needs To Phone Home A Mulligan!!! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3862 Mike! Get the rule book! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3863 It says President Trump will match my handicap by 2X today, 3X tomorrow and 5X by Sunday 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3864 I've played on many courses with many different traps, but this is a first. Does the ball have to land centered under the UFO or on the tip? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3865 This "UFO" distracted my golf game!!" 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3866 Letting the little green men play through. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3867 They said they wanna play through 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3868 hey what's the saucer doing here? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3869 I think they’re called UAPs now. I’ll google it when I get home. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3870 The little green men say that they're not moving until we change it to 'putting patch.' 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3871 nan 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3872 Sorry,Jim. You have to play it as it lies: I 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3873 I can use all the putting help I can get. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3874 I think they said "It Doesn't Matter" 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3875 I didn't hear anyone yell 'fore', did you? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3876 Hey, this new caddy is wonderful, every ball I hit goes right into the hole without interference. This is my new choice for the next Congress. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3877 I got a birdie! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3878 Ha, I remember this from the putt-putt course I took my kids to recently. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3879 Yes E.T., I know you're from a galaxy far, far away, but in golf I'm away. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3880 whaddya mean hes a 2 stroke penalty?! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3881 Be careful of the saucer trap! 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
3882 Hey, do you have a ball marker? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3883 They said this was not my ball. They assured me it was a ^/*( 8. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3884 Looks like my putt needs to be out of this world. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3885 Not a birdie, but close enough. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3886 Will you allow me a gimmee on this putt? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3887 And you laughed at all my games of miniature golf. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3888 Did you bring the rulebook? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3889 They said they landed on the wrong putting green! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3890 Could we talk mulligans? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3891 Nothing to worry about. These two unidentified flying objects just wanted to meet each other. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3892 There is a saucer depression in the putting green! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3893 I suppose you’re gonna enforce the intergalactic stymie rule. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3894 Would someone please tell these aliens that this is not a disc golf course 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3895 Mars has really gone to the pits. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3896 Can I move this thing? It's messing with my lie. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3897 I made this putt at miniature golf last week. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3898 Well, there goes my birdie! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3899 Your game is out of this world. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3900 Marked SAFE from? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3901 They want to know which way to Betelgeuse. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3902 I still don't believe you got a hole-in-one last year. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3903 So if I miss do I get a mulligan!? 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
3904 Herb, please move your marker one light year to the left. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3905 Can't fool me, this saucer's a drone! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3906 Hey Bill, can I get relief from this temporary unidentifiable object? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3907 Who says we are not integrated? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3908 I was expecting the windmill on this hole 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3909 Did you see the air on that swing? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3910 Scramble! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3911 Playing through. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3912 Elon 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3913 Their short game really is out of this world! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3914 Check the rule book, does "movable object" mean I move it or they have to move? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3915 The difference between a "movable obstruction" and "loose impediment" is that one in human made, the other isn't. Can you identify which planet this came from? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3916 Joe: “Hey Bill, are we playing regular golf or frisby?”? Bill: “This will have devastating impacts on our views of planetary security and will put more of an emphasis on intergalactic exploration and policy.” 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3917 Bring me a sledgehammer! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3918 Until now, I never believed the myth about little ‘green’ men … 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3919 You can’t tell me this isn’t a man made obstruction. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3920 Well I'm up 1 in strokes but he is the leader in match play, so you choose 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3921 Where did that darn drone go? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3922 I'm waiting for it to levitate 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3923 C’mon Jim, call off your drone. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3924 Do you know why they can’t play golf in space?” “Too many black holes.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3925 It's a Huawei! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3926 Are we playing for a cup or a saucer? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3927 He’s offering an upgrade to a black hole in one. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3928 So parr is death now? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3929 I don’t believe this! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3930 Is this spacecraft part of the hole? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3931 Hang on. We need to check a club membership. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3932 I should get a gimmie on this one! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3933 The little green men want to see our leaderboard. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3934 Apparently, you can still stymie on Neptune 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3935 Did you hit a TOP FLITE? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3936 Have you noticed how early putt-putt design continues to influence this course designers work? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3937 Let that sink in!" "Moon shot!" Yes, I GET your jokes, but guess what? I don't have to pretend you're funny anymore 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3938 Do you mind?? I'm playing here!~ 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3939 what memo lunch does to a mf 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3940 This tiny alien says his same is Little Marco and he needs directions to Mar-a-Lago. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3941 It's OK. Made this shot plenty times at Mini-putt. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3942 Yeah, and it's Golf dammit! I wonder how the little green men are going to like my little white ball... 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3943 You landed on my line. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3944 A nonflying saucer is in the way. Isn't that an obstruction? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3945 Remember that duck that wouldn’t move off the green? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3946 Hey, think I’ve just crossed an intergalactic boundary, minus 3 strokes. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3947 MBS offers a free automated caddy service to American golfers to appease the Biden administration. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3948 Phone ET. He left his ball marker. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3949 Is this a loose impediment or a movable obstruction? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3950 Can they play through time? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3951 OK if I take a Mulligan? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3952 King Kong dropped his ball marker 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
3953 Grrreat! Finally hit a green in regulation. Are stymies still legal? 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
3954 The stymie has returned! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3955 Looks like a bogey! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
3956 Speak softly... 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3957 I'm calling it a Movable Obstruction 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3958 He wants me to take him to my caddy. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3959 I can use my foot wedge. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3960 Your ball's a yard off the green men! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3961 There's an unauthorized player in the golf course that won't fly away. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3962 Would this be a natural hazard, or do I have to chip over it? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3963 I think that you forgot to yell Fore! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3964 Dave! Your shot was out of this world 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3965 I want to believe in poor caddying. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3966 -That not gonna help you get a par off. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3967 we have touched down in the green 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3968 You didn't tell me this was put-put 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3969 Hey guys, I gotta talk to ET a sec. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3970 Why didn't "please work"! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3971 Unless this unearthly stepping stone is ready to fly, I'm in the twilight zone. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3972 I 'm going to take a free lift! 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3973 Is there a rule against moving an alien-made obstruction? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3974 Perhaps you're right Dwight, it wasn't a great idea to let the UFO play through. 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
3975 Can you call security about the little green men? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3976 Section 010101 deals with extraterrestrial hazards. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3977 I'm going to have to take a "gimmie" on this hole. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3978 Do you want to play through? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3979 ParDone me Jeeve's...Please Stop Puttering Around! The Tee and Saucer are in their Place's ....Won't You fill the cup and we'll proceed before the Old Bag Catches up with us! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3980 It looks like the pro shop has doubts about my handicap. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3981 Talk about ruining my putt! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3982 Will you please stop saying, "Hoowee, the Eagle has landed," while I take this putt. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3983 They like their golf ‘crazy’ here in Florida. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3984 They’re asking how to get on the LIV Golf tour! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
3985 Can you mark your ball? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3986 Your ball is on the green but I’ll need my rescue club to retrieve mine. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3987 Your caddy is in the way... 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3988 Where’s the nearest miniature course? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3989 You’re supposed to call out ‘Fore!’ 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3990 I think I have enough space to make it under par. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3991 If I make this, can I say, “The eagle has landed”? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3992 Hey Fred, did you tell them to drop your ball here? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3993 He says he doesn't care. He's not a member. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3994 The drone has my new golf glove." 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3995 I’m looking at a bogey here! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3996 It asked if I should mark it, or play it. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3997 They're telling me I can 'play through'. Literally... 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3998 Hold up Joe—Area 51 guys playing through. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3999 Must..... resist....the tractor-beam......! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4000 Let's call that a hole-in-UFOne? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4001 Larry, who does this guy think he is? No proper attire, on his phone all morning, and now it's fine to cross the line? 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4002 They're asking us to play through. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4003 I don't care what the rule book says, I'm going to drop closer to the pin! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4004 Hey! What's the rule on 'alien obstruction'? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4005 Are we playing by space winter rules? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4006 Just because I threw my ball out of the sand trap?? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4007 The wind is blowing.....the flag's not moving.... 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4008 The truth is messing up my short game.” 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4009 Thanks, I told my wife you were around here somewhere! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4010 Should I whack it or go around? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4011 Okay God I get the message I'll stop playing hooky from church on Sunday. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4012 They say they will vaporize me if I play through. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4013 They heard that nobody notices little greens’ men around here. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4014 Bill! I don’t think we’re making it under par 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4015 There’s no tee on the saucer 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4016 I think he's away. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4017 But I'm away 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4018 Well, I’ll be darned if I can identify it. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4019 They must be testing us by ruining our putts. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4020 Unless I get probed, I’m marking this a double. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4021 Just because they’re little green men, doesn’t mean they can park here.” 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4022 Check the contestants. Looks like somebody's using a drone. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4023 So much for my hole in one!" myoken@umassd.ed 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4024 ‘You’re nicely on the green, man, but now you’ve got green men’ 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4025 Can we write this round off as a business expense 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4026 I'm Not Delusional Right? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4027 Who farted? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4028 What’s next? A windmill 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4029 You probably want mini-golf, guys. That's five miles down the road. -It's not what you think it is. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4030 The Marxists have now taken over the golf course!" - "They're Martians, George 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4031 What’s the PGA ruling on a UFOs? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4032 We found your ball, Jim! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4033 Your mother's an alcoholic. Your father's an alcoholic. And this miniature flying saucer is an alcoholic. I am the only one around here who is not an alcoholic. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4034 I don't get it; something inside this thing just said, 'take me to your leaderboard.' 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4035 thanks for inviting me to this ufo themed mini golf course! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4036 I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4037 Did you have to land between my ball and the hold? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4038 Hey ... I don't see your green fee sticker! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4039 Could you mark that,please. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4040 They asked if they could play through. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4041 Hey, can this wait until I come back from being abducted? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4042 Umm do we call the park ranger or a hole in one" 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4043 I thought this hole was the Clowns Mouth! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4044 Google PGA rule book and that Twilight Zone episode, the old lady in the farmhouse. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4045 'They're offering a group discount rate on colonoscopies" 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4046 I may have to adjust my handicap... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4047 Think there actually could be little green men? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4048 My game's reached a new dimension. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4049 I don't remember an alien-spacecraft hazard being mentioned in the club brochure. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4050 Does Rule 15 include Relief from Alien Obstruction? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4051 Hey these little guys prefer to be called “the terrestrially challenged!” Haha! Woke culture is out of control and they didn’t say that but you could BELIEVE it, right? I have never brought any of my sexual partners to climax. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4052 Missed the hole in one... 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4053 No, this isn’t Area 51. It’s the Par 5, 5th. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4054 Mark that, would you. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4055 If I land this shot does that constitute a confirmed sighting? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4056 Is this what you meant by the 18th being an unidentified hole? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4057 That's some tee shot! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4058 I think you’re in. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4059 I don’t know whether to call a tow truck or the US Air Forve. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4060 I guess I'm not getting a birdie this hole. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4061 Give me a break on the rules. Third time this month damn it. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4062 He claims that he's away. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4063 They want to know where he disk golf course is. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4064 No, you cannot play here. We are restricted to Martians and their families, only. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4065 Damn, would have been a hole-in-one if it didn't bounce off! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4066 You playing a Strato? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4067 So we’re letting illegal aliens in now? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4068 Did I just see your ball drop in the cup? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4069 I got a feeling I’m going to need a mulligan. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4070 It’s not personality Frank! Ballmarkers like this interfere with play 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4071 Though play was certainly interfered with, the rule involving the "removal of a foreign object" proved slightly more complicated. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4072 It's good - COVID rules 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4073 There is no stroke penalty because it's being abducted. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4074 Next time ASK to play through! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4075 Can someone please get this thing out of my way? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4076 I'm on the green but its little men got here first. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4077 It's not a UFO, it's a UAP! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4078 I think they're serious? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4079 They want to be taken to our Liederkranz. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4080 Hand me the phaser 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4081 I wanna be a good Catholic but this f%c%ng thing again! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4082 They want us to take them to the tournament leader for lessons. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4083 Hey, my shot was blocked by some weird little alien. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4084 You won't believe me 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4085 Sliced it. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
4086 Let them play through or we all get a double blogey and the Orange Golfer wins in 2024. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4087 I think it says, MBC - Mars Broadcasting Corporation 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4088 Can you grab an extra putter - he left his on Mars. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4089 E8U65LR of Galaxy 125678, can you move your ball marker? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4090 That new play through rule is attracting the worst kind of new member. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4091 There is a flying saucer between my ball and the hole! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4092 I found a birdie trap. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4093 Can you mark your ship 2 saucers to the right? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4094 I knew we shouldn't have played golf on Mars. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4095 There's a ship in my space. I guess that's why they call it a Spaceship. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4096 Hey Zelenskyy,do I get a free drop from this Turkish drone? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4097 Can I ask it to just let me play through or is that risking interstellar armegeddon? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4098 The caddie is out of this world 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4099 Is there a penalty stroke if I smash it to pieces with my club? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4100 I think it’s the ball that vanished yesterday. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4101 Hey, man! Did you just hit that?! It's my hole! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4102 It’s already caused an unreasonable delay and introduced an impediment to game play. So, no, it looks like intelligent life is not aboard. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4103 Caddy, come get this thing out of the way or I’m not tipping! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4104 I’m going to play this as it flies 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4105 What's the rule on dropping the ball when an extraterrestrial is in the way? 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4106 I forget, do I get a free drop here? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4107 "They'd like to filet us for dinner but their knife is too small." 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4108 They'll let us play through if we promise to take them to our leader after the game. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4109 Can you grab the rule book from my bag, got a new one here… 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4110 Hey, get your ball marker down here! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4111 Thanks, but we don’t need a goalie today. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4112 I've been alienated! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4113 Grab the rule book out of the cart...please. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4114 The “Great Filter” of hostile aliens is not going to be an issue. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4115 Did you hear them say 'Fore"? Bad form. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4116 I like how you combined mini-golf challenges into your new golf course. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4117 They need Retsyn not dilithium crystals. Got a Certs? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4118 Can I take a free drop? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4119 I need a do-over 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4120 What a down-to-earth spin on disc golf! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4121 Rabbi, this is what happens when you play on Yom Kippur! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4122 I guess it's up to me to teach these guys a little golf etiquette." 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4123 No! UFO! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4124 George, get that damn drone out of here!! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4125 It's a long shot... 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4126 This one's gonna be a bogey 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4127 The alien is blocking my shot. That excuse is just not going to fly with the group behind us. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4128 Just play through Larry, we're already late to meet the Hawthorns! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4129 I thought it was "Humans Day" today. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4130 Apparently trump in desperation made a pack-with-the-aliens! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4131 Looks like another bogey. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4132 Cheesus, another Rules Committee drone. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4133 Just bend your knees, for God's sake! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4134 Watch the spin on this shot. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4135 Told you I played bogey golf. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4136 Hey you up there . . . Your annoying little green kid left his Big Wheel down here! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4137 do you think I could/should spike the ball? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4138 Who's bright idea was it to take a golf vacation in Roswell? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4139 Do LIV Golf rules permit drones to play through? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4140 HEY! I'm playin' here. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4141 "Your sandwich is here." 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4142 As soon as I kick this ridiculous looking garbage can lid out of the way, I’ll be putting for victory and the title of ‘Best Golfer in the Universe.’” 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4143 Can I get some relief? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4144 I say we wait for the next one. This cart girl's green and beers are super tiny. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4145 Can I get a drop? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4146 Not another "alien" ship from the Russian Space Force 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4147 That thing from Uranus is blocking my shot. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4148 Does the Rulebook cover this sort of obstacle? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4149 You made it to the green man! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4150 You miss putt, OK. Jabba is watching. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4151 That’s it Dave, I finally hit the motherload 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4152 SORRY .. BLM is using a drone to find a new property located within a gated Country Club environment because they need privacy and security after screwing black communities nationwide 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4153 Don`t you know the rules ? I am allowed to remove a foreign object on the green . 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4154 I dont think this one was covered in Caddyshack. Maybe in Caddyshack II? 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4155 Such a nuisance, always something! 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4156 I told you! You're still supposed to yell, "FOUR!" even when it is unidentified! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4157 What was rule 49-2.1, again? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4158 Ah, now I see why this one is a Par 8 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4159 Hey! Who said you could play through? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4160 So, THAT's how you reproduce! 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4161 I'll take the penalty if you get this garbage out of the way. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4162 They didn't tell Fore! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4163 Looks like the disk golf course is over crowded 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4164 Can I borrow your new putter? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4165 Do you think they'll be hostile when they learn how many resources are wasted on maintaining golf courses? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4166 No, I won't. I am going to wait for permission to play through. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4167 Sorry, Mr. deGrasse Tyson. You're still away! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4168 He says “Take me to your leader board”. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4169 Do you think this needs to be in a different hole? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4170 I always thought ‘Fore!’ only applied to flying golf balls 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4171 Now what? How am I to finish this hole with this thing in the way? Bug off ET! And repair your divit! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4172 It ate your ball! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4173 Funny. But, this is not the place for your damned drone, Fred. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4174 Why am I getting an erection? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4175 Yeah, it landed. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4176 I think a bird moved my ball. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4177 Play through! They want to study my putts! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4178 I’m just saying, Jim, the UFOs in mini golf are way bigger.” 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4179 Well, dude, we just don’t know. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4180 A miniature UFO on a full-sized golf course. Pretty neat, huh Dan. Anyway, about your insurance needs... 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4181 Hey! Golf etiquette! Move your ball marker. It's distracting! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4182 Ask if we can play through! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4183 Wow, Marjorie Taylor Greene is right, this golf ball was deposited by laser beams sent by Rothschilds 1.1039 0.04744 77 72 2 3
4184 Yep, little green men. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4185 They want you to come home. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4186 You were right, green delivery service is available. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4187 I got nearest to the blimp. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4188 Say, it was 18 holes, not a cosmic derby! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4189 Look at that! It landed right on the green guy. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4190 I thought you said FORE not UFO! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4191 The only way you’re in area 69 is if we’re playing nine holes. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4192 Just putt under the flying object. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4193 Hey! What’s more important here?! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4194 It is helping me with my AimPoint green reading 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4195 Hey Bill, I asked for a wedgewood club not a Wedgwood saucer! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4196 What's the rule on obtaining relief from alien made objects? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4197 If your name is E.T., you need to call home. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4198 You tell them they're probing the wrong hole! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4199 tiny little people eaters are blocking my golf ball!! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4200 This isn't what I meant when I said you were in the drop zone. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4201 My handicap includes tractor-beams, right? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4202 Of all the days for ETs to show up... it stopped my hole in one! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4203 Think this has to be a gimme! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4204 I've got an od, old lie here 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4205 Seriously, Phil? This is what you use to mark your ball? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4206 Little green men. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4207 That’s not a UFO! That’s my wife! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4208 Hey buddy hold your horses and no you can’t play through. Blame the club’s new diversity membership committee. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4209 I choose to pick up here 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4210 If you wait for the military to arrive, this should be an automatic GUR. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4211 Hazel, your distant relatives are getting in the way. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4212 i can’t believe my eagle was blocked by the second worst kind of alien! the first is immigrants. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4213 “In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, golfer’.” 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4214 I think someone left their ball marker 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4215 Where did this spaceship come from? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4216 No foreign power will stop me! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4217 Will you cut it out.We're playing for money today. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4218 They say they will not move unless I bring them to our leader 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4219 I just told them about miniature golf. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4220 I'm talking the kind of hernia that makes you want to stick the club up your butt. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4221 Yep, it's definitely out of bounds. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4222 He says in their world they call it fuck. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4223 Do you know the directions to the miniature golf course? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4224 Hey! This isn't disc golf! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4225 I REALLY DID YELL 'FORE!' 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4226 Do I get relief? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4227 No. Have you looked for it in the woods? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4228 I don't know. Is there a club rule? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4229 They say stymies allowed on Mars. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4230 It doesn’t matter if it’s out of bounds. They don’t know the difference 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4231 If I miss this putt they are going to probe us 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4232 Hey, you up there, I’m trying to putt here. Would you kindly move your Movable Obstruction? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4233 I could play through - but I think this is a legitimate gimme. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4234 Wedge please. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4235 Are stymies still legal ? 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4236 What do I do? It doesn’t seem to be a ‘man-made’ obstruction. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4237 It's that damn LIV Tour messing with us again! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4238 Since it's match play I think I have to play this. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4239 I’m thinking this is a temporary hazard. Do I get relief? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4240 I'm having a close encounter of the sporting kind. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4241 Im not cheating 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4242 Good turnout for today! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4243 Hey!! This is NOT a miniature golf course! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4244 Though convenient, I don't think it's a practical ball marker 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4245 Your ball marker is on my line 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4246 It's a bogey, Geoff. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4247 Do you think they can help me with my swing? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4248 Is this the smallest ball marker you've got Ted? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4249 The rules allow me to fill a worm hole, right? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4250 golf buddy we got an invasion 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4251 No wonder they call this the “worm hole”. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4252 What is the Martian protocol for lie interference? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4253 Very funny, Phil. You know I've got a lot riding on this match. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4254 Golf sucks lol 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4255 Thats a penalty stoke for hitting your equipment ! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4256 The flag stick is off-center, it should be exactly in the middle of the cup” 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4257 They’re telling the ball “Take us to your top putter.” 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4258 MY CADDIE HAS EYES IN THE BACK IF ITS HEAD. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4259 Popped a molly i'm sweatin woo! 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4260 Mulligan? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4261 That last swing was out of this world. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4262 I thought we were playing disc golf on Tuesday. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4263 I'll putt as soon as you mark your ... ball? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4264 Ok, is this covered by rule 15 or 16 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4265 Gin and tonics? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4266 Hey! Your ball made a dent in mine! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4267 What the f*@k is this!? Mini-Golf!? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4268 How do you say "we don't accept foreigners on this club" in Alienish 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4269 Hey, ET! Your wife says to come home! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4270 Does this I’ll land with my ball too, wherever it goes? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4271 Are you sure the rule book says I have to play it wear it lies in this situation? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4272 Dude,this ain 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4273 Might be Russian. Maybe 'it' confused Puttin with Putin? It may think the hole is the entrance to that tunnel they are building. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4274 Don't care how to hit the ball -- just don't want to turn around 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4275 I think the bigger question is whether it's a man-made impediment. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4276 This situation is not in the rule book. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
4277 I'm away and should putt next but he's in my way and so he will be putting next! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
4278 Did he just say 'play through'? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4279 I think I'm going to have to take a ball drop 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4280 He got tired of the putt-putt golf course. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4281 They are looking for the "intelligent" gopher from Caddy Shack 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4282 They want to know where is the "Caddyshack" gopher. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4283 Are you sure? 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4284 I DID NOT order this 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
4285 Hynek,this is too close an encounter! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
4286 I believe this is a UHO , an unidentified hole obstruction. Let's check the rule book ! 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4287 Wish me luck with this alien putt”! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
4288 I will hit a bunker shot on the green." Prashanth Gowda, Redlands, Calif 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4289 Mine was green, right? 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4290 They said they’re from another galaxy in search of Bitcoin that went missing. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4291 You’re winning, right, Stan? They said take me to your leader. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4292 Is there such a thing as a mullig-alien? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4293 Is this mark ok or do I need to move it? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4294 Look, a bird! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4295 Pop send caddy Skywalker to fetch my clubs and a cigar please. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4296 I told you I wasn't lying about this unplayable lie! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4297 Bringthat bottle over hear they want to see our liter!! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4298 I need you to move your marker once towards Alpha Centauri. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
4299 This shot has 'alien' written all over it. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4300 No, it's not a UFO.... I've identified it as a bloody putting hazard that I don't think is in the Rules of Golf. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4301 Hey Fred! have you watched that movie with Michael Jordan and Buggs 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4302 Are you going to give me this one? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4303 Wow, this isn't Par for the Course! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4304 Thanks Xion; I needed. that. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
4305 Maybe I’ll try ignoring it. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4306 To the moon and back. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4307 I need another mulligan. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
4308 Another bad putt…. Uf. O. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4309 One club or two for relief from an unmarked hazard? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4310 do you think a 5 iron or a 1 wood would help with this area? 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4311 That's unfair George! Please move your drone away from the hole! 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
4312 I knew my game was out of this world! 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
4313 This not sexual harassment in our culture! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
4314 Call 911! It's a terrible breach of etiquette! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
4315 Following his recent layoff Bob was in denial about losing his country club membership, so Steve suggested he try disc golf. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
4316 Hopefully it will also fix your divot. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
4317 Well, check it again! Rules Book, Chapter 14, Relief from Unidentified Object. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
4318 I'm about to hit it out of this world! 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4319 Cool. I guess the truth is right here now… 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
4320 Not outa bounds. Outer space. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4321 Am I allowed relief from an alien-made obstruction? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4322 I had to hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot,remember? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4323 I'm gonna need my 5 wood 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4324 This putt-putt course is out of the world! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4325 I can't play it. Whatever is inside eats golf tees 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4326 Unidentified or just tiny? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4327 No, not a birdie - the Eagle has landed. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4328 Uh huh. Yes, I see. You got the wrong address. You want *miniature* golf. That’s just over those hills - look out for the windmill. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
4329 You're not away, yet. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4330 Precursor for Black Hole in One! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4331 LIV lawyers 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4332 Can you please mark this one galaxy to the right? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4333 Do you hear that voice saying the sky is falling.sounds like a chicken. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4334 Ted are you sure this is the right one? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4335 They’re asking if this is the black hole in the Universe and if so, if we can enlarge it? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4336 Should’t we just let them play through? Terry Shotland, Longmeadow, MA. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4337 Is this some kind of a joke to you? 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4338 Give me a minute. I gotta line it up,again! 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
4339 I, for one, welcome our golf overlords. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4340 I guess I won’t be heading to the Master’s this year 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4341 The F stands for flying, not fairway 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4342 Never thought I'd say this, but since they're here, it's time to bunker down. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
4343 I don't think that was the ball, John. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4344 Well the pro thought my putting was out of this world…. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4345 I thought this was OBAMA'S job since he has had so much practice with the VIRGIN Branson flying fool. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
4346 Thanks for the hibachi. I never expected a birthday present from you. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4347 I need an alien, I mean a mulligan! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4348 Can disk-golf play thru? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4349 As he pondered his next shot, he wondered if his wife was trying to tell him something. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4350 I don't think that this should count as a lay up 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4351 This course is out of this world. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4352 I knew I was bad at golf, but I didn't know I was hit a ufo out of space bad at golf. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4353 First contact is right! I would’ve had an eagle if my ball hadn’t first contacted this thing! 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4354 Of course, right when I’m having close encounters of the birdie kind. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
4355 How do they know I've had pilot training . . 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4356 Hey, cut that out! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4357 There’s always one guy thats gotta have the crazy ball marker… 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4358 Should I pee on it? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
4359 Sorry, I get to move the damn thing. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4360 What do you mean, ‘play through?’ We’ll both be better off if you declare this a “gimme”. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
4361 Is it a black hole? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
4362 They want our permission to use their tractor beam for a mulligan. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4363 I had no idea they were such fans! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4364 It’s not man made so I don’t a free drop 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4365 I hit an out of this world shot!!!! 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4366 I asked for help but didn’t think it would block my shot. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4367 I need you to mark your spaceship. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4368 In what currency did you pay them? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
4369 Earthlings, where is the nearest pickleball court? 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
4370 Whadya think…can I repair its spike marks 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4371 Please mark your drone so I can putt ! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4372 It's requesting we switch to green balls. . 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4373 Mine’s the Titleist. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
4374 Oh damn, it's that skulduggery monitor again!! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
4375 Am I allowed a Free Drop for Aliens? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
4376 Haha. Another one of your miniature golf gags? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
4377 Is this a moveable or non-movable obstruction? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4378 Would you call this a loose impediment? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4379 Excuses, excuses, excuses. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4380 I believe the club has started calling them Unidentified Putting Obstacles 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4381 The only embarrassment is you! 1.0746 0.04417 67 64 1 2
4382 Get out of my shot aliens 1.0732 0.03794 82 78 2 2
4383 I don't care if you are the Edison of putt putt golf 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4384 Harry, will you get out the rule book? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
4385 No Problem! You are not stymied. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
4386 Saucer for the cup? Don't think so, buddy! 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4387 This putt breaks left to right so launch now! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4388 She says she's a gorgeous alien looking for a one night stand before leaving forever. So, my wife bugged the Range Rover. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
4389 When I said you hit an eagle, didn’t mean shooting it out of the sky 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
4390 Little "Fore" please! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4391 They want me to take them to the Leader... 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4392 They say they're from the future and they're not moving until the next POTUS shows up for his weekly game! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4393 I didn’t want to actually send it to the moon. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4394 Hal won’t let me putt in 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4395 It’s a UMO, an Unidentified Movable Obstruction. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4396 No, I wasn't referring to your golf ball flying over the green, again! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4397 Do I need the Space Force to give me a ruling on wether a UFO is a moveable impediment or should I risk starting a Star War by just putting? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4398 HELP has landed. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4399 These new style putters have gone too far. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4400 Putt it?!? At Area 51, that's a gimme! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4401 Hey Harry! What’s the rule book say about UFOs on the green? 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4402 Take me to your tournament leader! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4403 Would you like a black hole instead? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
4404 Call it a gimme? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4405 Can you help me move this out of the way? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4406 It's just the LIV getting in the way. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
4407 The guy in the star ship said “it’s good “. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
4408 you'd better run, aliens, this guy looks like a nerd 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
4409 What the putt? You've got to be chippin' me. Oh, I don’t give a drone. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
4410 Dang! These things'll do ANYTHING to get attention...super annoying! 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
4411 Shall I try a five iron? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
4412 Where is the other ball? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
4413 If my wife is in there I'm going to scream. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
4414 ET wants our Universal Health Care. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
4415 Fuck, the UFO's are back. These are dog water as shit 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
4416 Hey, is this necessary? I only moved the ball a few inches. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
4417 I don’t think I understand disk golf. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
4418 Hey dave: does a birdie have to be of the avian variety, or does the term apply to all manner of systems capable of flight? E.g. bird, bat, insect, aircraft, or unidentifiable. Or is this perhaps some kind of 'probe trap'? Can I request a mulligan? 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
4419 It spoiled my albatross, do I get relief? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
4420 And you said there were no free caddy today 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
4421 Hey Larry, can I take relief? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
4422 My handicap is now out of this world 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
4423 Hey you, intruder, wrong size of a ball!" -still a long way to go, Presidential succession 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
4424 Is it a wedge or an iron already to chip a macrochip? 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
4425 Harold! Your wife is checking up on you again! 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
4426 What iron is this shot, again? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
4427 Well, it's no longer a UFO, it's like my golf ball, identifiable and flyable. Is there more to this, or is it just a drone? 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
4428 Hope these guys can putt!! 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
4429 i should put this hole te' rest er' real soon ... 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
4430 Oh, I can’t sign for it unfortunately, but you are not the first to make that mistake. The Greene residence is just up there on that hill. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
4431 I'm calling an Elon Muskulligan here! 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
4432 When did this country club cater to the rich "gen whatevers" by providing miniature golf obstacles on a traditional course. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
4433 Hey, Gary! You’re not gonna believe this, but there’s, like, a little space ship or something over here. You ever seen anything like this? It’s pretty weird if you ask me. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
4434 They said they‘re want to talk to our leader. Where‘s Tiger Woods? 1.0423 0.03131 71 69 1 1
4435 Hey New Yorker, I think two cartons got mixed up. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
4436 This is the toughest hole at Area 51! 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
4437 Hey you! Can you help me push this thing into that black hole over there? 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
4438 Hey Oli , c'mere. Look at this. Who was it who thought this hole was a mini-putt? 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0