Contest #827


Cartoon

827

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “How do you kill your lunch with that thing?”
  2. “You won't believe how long I've been waiting for this train.”
  3. “I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-11-14T02:15:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-11-28T02:16:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-11-22T02:16:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 28, 2022
Number of captions 5949
Number of responses 807973
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I’m from the future. Vote carefully. 1.8177 0.01922 1810 800 540 470
1 I’m an evolution denier. 1.8071 0.02230 1270 547 421 302
2 You get so much more with a smile and a club, than you do with just a smile. 1.7959 0.01980 1558 667 542 349
3 You won't believe how long I had to wait for this train. 1.7947 0.01938 1690 745 547 398
4 I peg you as more of a gatherer, am I right? 1.7877 0.01516 2656 1152 916 588
5 You have no idea how long I had to wait for this train. 1.7814 0.02129 1368 606 455 307
6 Wait -- "B.C." means "business casual"? 1.7814 0.01477 3060 1429 871 760
7 I'm an anesthesiologist. 1.7803 0.01573 2740 1296 750 694
8 A headhunter? Me, too. 1.7763 0.01285 3978 1850 1168 960
9 No big plans. Meeting friends, going clubbing. 1.7753 0.01653 2252 1002 754 496
10 I'm actually the new Chief Technology Officer at Twitter. 1.7726 0.01620 2647 1289 671 687
11 Natural History Museum? No, I'm the new Senator from Ohio. 1.7667 0.01870 1946 942 516 488
12 So you take everything they’ve got but don’t get to hit them? 1.7484 0.01852 1860 886 556 418
13 I’m the patent holder of ‘the wheel.’ What do you do? 1.7472 0.01741 1978 906 666 406
14 Where do you kill your clothes? 1.7438 0.01865 1772 831 564 377
15 Seriously, I haven’t been mugged once since the wardrobe change. 1.7406 0.01743 1962 905 661 396
16 This usually gets me the whole bench for myself. 1.7314 0.01686 2007 914 718 375
17 No. I have come from the future... 1.7303 0.01880 1735 829 545 361
18 You must be a gatherer. 1.7295 0.01392 3161 1511 994 656
19 Dress for the job you want. 1.7260 0.01751 1836 837 665 334
20 I think the more important question is, why are YOU in the club car? 1.7213 0.01538 2569 1238 809 522
21 No. Actually I'm an actor. Just did a TV spot for the Republicans' progressive agenda. 1.7190 0.01732 2263 1175 549 539
22 I'm out clubbing. 1.7164 0.01534 2574 1248 808 518
23 I still say rock beats paper. 1.7149 0.01597 2413 1184 733 496
24 Those drawings on the wall at the last station? Those were mine. 1.7099 0.01525 2523 1212 831 480
25 Had I invested in the wheel, I’d really be going places.” 1.7090 0.01497 2598 1244 866 488
26 It’s okay, I have an open carry permit. 1.7052 0.01470 2693 1297 893 503
27 Paleo isn't just a diet; it's a lifestyle. 1.7032 0.01940 1516 724 518 274
28 I prefer the term “cave person”. 1.7027 0.01417 2741 1283 990 468
29 I think I turned my clocks back too far. 1.6978 0.01226 4093 2064 1202 827
30 "I was a lonely 53 year old man from Baltimore who dresses like Fred Flintstone and then COVID hit and now I'm an influencer on TikTok with over twenty million followers. 1.6958 0.02340 1121 566 330 225
31 True, paper covers rock, but rock beats lawyer. 1.6919 0.01487 2824 1450 794 580
32 So that’s when my girlfriend suggested we start eating paleo, and I guess it just sort of snowballed from there. 1.6882 0.01874 1594 772 547 275
33 I'm still adjusting to the time change. 1.6881 0.01312 3411 1699 1077 635
34 You know, I invented the man cave. 1.6623 0.01354 3536 1944 842 750
35 I live in a brownstone, too. 1.6569 0.01363 3267 1744 900 623
36 And that's when it dawned on me: Paleo was more than just a diet. 1.6563 0.01519 2470 1274 771 425
37 Fundamentally, not much has really changed. 1.6525 0.01812 1603 797 566 240
38 No one says anything when I jump over the turnstile. 1.6488 0.01846 1603 818 530 255
39 We are in a cave. You are the one dressed inappropriately. 1.6430 0.01851 1549 786 530 233
40 I found a dyslexic Genie. I actually wanted to be in a man-cave. 1.6402 0.02215 1209 654 336 219
41 Oh, dear sir, you misunderstand. I do not come to you from your past, but from your future. 1.6365 0.01629 2355 1319 573 463
42 I know what you mean. My wife complains about me carrying my work home, too. 1.6328 0.01801 1615 828 552 235
43 I'm still paying off my student loans. 1.6310 0.01816 1748 945 503 300
44 I'm applying for a job at the Museum of Natural History. 1.6296 0.01787 1674 872 550 252
45 The DNA test kit put me in the top 1% for Neanderthal. 1.6293 0.01803 1624 841 544 239
46 After that, hunting & gathering just seemed like the next, strategic career move for me. 1.6274 0.01831 1519 775 535 209
47 Do you shave all over? 1.6263 0.02819 685 362 217 106
48 At my office, we take Casual Friday to a new level. 1.6260 0.01815 1607 838 532 237
49 I find that mostly hunting and a little gathering can really help minimize risk in today's volatile market. 1.6216 0.01848 1509 782 516 211
50 I feel if you're going to do the Paleo Diet you should embrace the lifestyle. 1.6201 0.01906 1482 787 471 224
51 If there's crime on the subway, it's not on my car. 1.6104 0.02005 1273 670 429 174
52 And how should I explain the 30,000 year gap in my résumé? 1.6036 0.01770 1849 1047 488 314
53 I've hunted. I've gathered. Now I busk. 1.5986 0.01882 1734 1020 390 324
54 This is the club car. 1.5971 0.01776 1683 922 517 244
55 That seat is reserved for club owners.” 1.5937 0.01931 1654 982 362 310
56 You won't believe how long I've been waiting for this train. 1.5927 0.01880 1586 899 434 253
57 How do you kill your lunch with that thing? 1.5909 0.01936 1557 903 388 266
58 Different weapons, same struggle. 1.5906 0.01851 1617 914 451 252
59 Personally, I think hunting and gathering is easier from home, but they insist on seeing everyone once a week. 1.5865 0.01990 1434 826 375 233
60 Looks like we're both headed to the Capitol. 1.5862 0.02070 1409 837 318 254
61 You should see casual Fridays. 1.5855 0.02011 1375 785 375 215
62 So, you invented a new app? I invented fire! 1.5838 0.03767 394 226 106 62
63 Historically, this train never runs on time. 1.5832 0.02036 1365 789 356 220
64 I'm running in the Republican Primary for the Senate. 1.5810 0.02167 1334 814 265 255
65 Wait, you’re a headhunter? 1.5730 0.02168 1206 709 303 194
66 Yes, I’m paleo. 1.5720 0.02505 743 400 261 82
67 Hey, where's a good place to go clubbing? 1.5708 0.02125 1193 687 331 175
68 The city is great but the commute is barbaric. 1.5667 0.02294 1057 622 271 164
69 I'll be joining my fellow patriots at the Trump rally downtown. 1.5646 0.02409 1045 643 214 188
70 It's not just a club, it's a lifestyle. 1.5636 0.02152 1093 619 332 142
71 Yeah, it itches, but I always get a seat on the subway. 1.5627 0.03124 526 300 156 70
72 Headhunter, not the corporate one, just the regular kind. 1.5586 0.02617 827 497 198 132
73 I'm afraid it won't be a jury of my peers. 1.5549 0.02362 901 516 270 115
74 Because I always get a seat and usually a car to myself. 1.5547 0.02474 887 526 230 131
75 If a paleontologist gets on, avoid eye contact. 1.5541 0.02465 924 557 222 145
76 Great city for going clubbing. 1.5508 0.02348 984 587 252 145
77 Long story short, nobody messes with me and I just change at the office. 1.5458 0.04310 295 178 73 44
78 I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it? 1.5449 0.02678 701 408 204 89
79 So, you can’t work from home, either? 1.5446 0.02457 841 492 240 109
80 You think YOU have a long commute? 1.5438 0.02496 811 474 233 104
81 My wife says I’m taking this Paleo diet a little too far. 1.5421 0.02476 843 499 231 113
82 Is it just me, or is this train taking forever? 1.5421 0.02662 760 458 192 110
83 Mind the gap in the space-time continuum. 1.5403 0.02706 781 485 170 126
84 Well it started with the diet, yes, but then it’s the whole lifestyle that really gets you hooked! 1.5401 0.02525 822 491 218 113
85 So I told the guy, dude! Let’s not reinvent the wheel. 1.5399 0.02549 789 467 218 104
86 Hunter-gatherer. What about you? 1.5397 0.02647 780 475 189 116
87 Oh you work at the Capitol? I'm headed there too. 1.5377 0.02683 755 460 184 111
88 On your way to the capital too? 1.5377 0.02648 796 491 182 123
89 Now all I have to do is learn to speak softly . . . 1.5351 0.02622 740 440 204 96
90 As my patent lawyer, shouldn't I have received a royalty check for the wheel by now?" 1.5343 0.02609 758 454 203 101
91 Well, it all started with the Paleo diet. 1.5331 0.02696 726 440 185 101
92 I live for Throwback Thursdays. 1.5328 0.02766 685 414 177 94
93 You remind me of myself before the pandemic. 1.5326 0.02661 768 472 183 113
94 When I was your age I had to walk barefoot through the ice age to get to work 1.5277 0.02666 722 436 191 95
95 I’m in town for the MAGA rally. 1.5273 0.02959 696 454 117 125
96 Back in my day, we used tokens. 1.5272 0.02554 734 431 219 84
97 I'm living proof that Paleo works. 1.5264 0.02620 739 445 199 95
98 It’s a really, really long story. 1.5252 0.03072 575 357 134 84
99 Don't get off. It's a jungle out there. 1.5245 0.02559 715 418 219 78
100 Agriculture was our first big mistake. 1.5230 0.02705 652 385 193 74
101 At first it was just the diet. 1.5223 0.02803 651 396 170 85
102 Nothing for 4,000 years. And then two trains came along. 1.5201 0.03100 573 361 126 86
103 No, just on my way back from monitoring the election. You? 1.5193 0.02926 674 434 130 110
104 That’s not what Homo erectus means. 1.5179 0.02987 641 412 126 103
105 I invented fire. What have you done? 1.5174 0.02936 605 374 149 82
106 Nobody told you about casual Friday? 1.5163 0.02782 614 366 179 69
107 My boss says I'm about to get the ax, and I can't tell whether I'm being fired or promoted. 1.5137 0.03200 512 319 123 70
108 What do you think this is, a kilt? Of course I’m wearing underwear. 1.5136 0.02892 625 389 151 85
109 Opposable thumbs didn’t get us that far, did they? 1.5132 0.02877 606 371 159 76
110 I invented the wheel and discovered fire. What business are you in? 1.5119 0.02923 588 361 153 74
111 I work for a mammoth corporation. And you? 1.5097 0.02920 567 344 157 66
112 It’s “cave person,” actually. 1.5083 0.03139 545 346 121 78
113 What? Wait. You mean Halloween was ‘last’ Monday? 1.5082 0.03151 488 297 134 57
114 ”Yale. You? 1.5074 0.03149 538 341 121 76
115 We still have a chance in Georgia." 1.5067 0.03218 523 334 113 76
116 Most people think it's just the diet but paleo is so much more. 1.5044 0.03025 567 357 134 76
117 You know you're here because I invented the wheel! 1.5044 0.02991 573 359 139 75
118 It's primitive, but effective. 1.5029 0.02887 525 310 166 49
119 After a long day on the floor of the Exchange, I like to go clubbing. 1.5026 0.02965 577 361 142 74
120 There's a primitive art show at the Guggenheim. 1.5017 0.02969 576 361 141 74
121 You want to see my man cave? 1.5017 0.02940 594 374 142 78
122 No way they they’re going to get ME to return to the office. 1.5010 0.03023 519 317 144 58
123 I just can’t get past the fact that mom always liked you better. 1.5009 0.03125 541 345 121 75
124 You can always tell who's a native New Yorker, and who's not 1.5009 0.02889 581 358 155 68
125 Are you surprised that nothing has really changed, but our outfits? 1.5008 0.02825 593 362 165 66
126 Your optimism is endearing, but no, I'm from the future. 1.5000 0.03103 632 429 90 113
127 Windsor knot...Sweet. 1.4990 0.03212 517 332 112 73
128 Want to go clubbing tonight? 1.4981 0.03125 518 326 126 66
129 Just visiting. You? 1.4981 0.02902 518 308 162 48
130 What a coincidence. I'm in mergers and acquisitions, too. 1.4974 0.02866 573 351 159 63
131 It gets me a seat during rush hour 1.4971 0.03090 523 328 130 65
132 Are you sure it is the same audition? 1.4954 0.03047 541 341 132 68
133 The next stop after minimalism is primitivism. 1.4948 0.03014 485 291 148 46
134 I dress down to avoid the panhandlers 1.4944 0.03051 532 334 133 65
135 Glad we're moving back to in-person. I think something is lost with telehunting. 1.4938 0.03112 482 296 134 52
136 You a hunter or a gatherer? 1.4936 0.03011 547 344 136 67
137 Nothing personal but you don't look like progress to me. 1.4932 0.03057 517 322 135 60
138 Do you have the age? 1.4929 0.03189 491 310 120 61
139 I’m going clubbing. 1.4926 0.03345 471 304 102 65
140 I prefer "reactionary" to "neanderthal". 1.4918 0.03207 490 311 117 62
141 And the kids…all they do is stare at the fire. We have to limit their flame time. 1.4912 0.03344 456 291 106 59
142 Well…first I lost my phone… 1.4902 0.03273 461 291 114 56
143 I’m late. 1.4901 0.03227 453 281 122 50
144 Where can I find a Paleo-friendly restaurant? 1.4881 0.03234 463 291 118 54
145 I used to have a job like yours but now I make more by going to MAGA rallies 1.4859 0.03340 496 330 91 75
146 I just carry this around to look busy. 1.4858 0.03322 424 264 114 46
147 Please don't tell me you're the outcome of my evolution. 1.4850 0.03264 468 299 111 58
148 ...and you'll be the 'good cop.' 1.4825 0.03628 371 236 91 44
149 Evolution was taking too long so I took the train. 1.4816 0.03229 461 292 116 53
150 I don't know, bronze seems risky right now. 1.4815 0.03341 432 274 108 50
151 Does the Great Metal Serpent stop at 42nd Street? 1.4810 0.03378 420 266 106 48
152 I can open that for you. 1.4792 0.03375 409 257 108 44
153 So your company doesn't have casual Fridays? 1.4781 0.03335 433 276 107 50
154 Actually, I HAVE been living in a cave. 1.4773 0.03169 484 310 117 57
155 I hear you, but I win more cases this way... 1.4764 0.03337 424 269 108 47
156 I'm only like this until I have my morning coffee. 1.4758 0.03582 433 293 74 66
157 Which stop is closest to the Museum of Natural History? 1.4755 0.03201 469 300 115 54
158 Do you know what time it is? 1.4730 0.03290 408 254 115 39
159 Welcome to the future. Not what you expected? 1.4729 0.03392 406 258 104 44
160 They said to bring my authentic self to work. 1.4717 0.03291 460 300 103 57
161 I'm running for U.S. congressman. What are you dressed for? 1.4692 0.03729 373 248 75 50
162 You headed to the Capitol? 1.4684 0.03552 395 259 87 49
163 Have you tried paleo? 1.4680 0.03321 438 284 103 51
164 I’m running very, very late. 1.4679 0.03170 436 273 122 41
165 Wanna go clubbing later? 1.4677 0.03570 387 253 87 47
166 Flintstones On Broadway" auditions this afternoon 1.4670 0.03568 379 246 89 44
167 I guess i knew work from cave would end sometime 1.4665 0.03349 433 282 100 51
168 If Trump wins in 2024, I 'll be appointed to the Supreme Court 1.4661 0.04704 236 158 46 32
169 I bought my cave for $20,000. You'll never believe how much I sold it for last week. 1.4659 0.03550 367 235 93 39
170 Got a lighter I can borrow? 1.4653 0.04021 288 185 72 31
171 I, too, eat what I kill. 1.4648 0.03381 383 241 106 36
172 Still wearing a suit to the office? Now that's a blast from the past! 1.4647 0.03437 368 231 103 34
173 No, actually I’m from the near future. The very near future. 1.4633 0.03569 395 262 83 50
174 Hey, do you have a light? 1.4631 0.03453 393 254 96 43
175 In my day, we called it migration, not commute. 1.4629 0.03826 337 222 74 41
176 I'm thinking of moving my entire portfolio from wheel to fire. 1.4617 0.03364 392 249 105 38
177 You’re right about the time travel. But I’m afraid I come from your future. 1.4617 0.03503 418 280 83 55
178 I take it you’re a Gatherer. 1.4612 0.03394 425 280 94 51
179 Been here long? 1.4609 0.03493 384 249 93 42
180 Interesting to see that you all haven’t bothered to evolve necks. 1.4607 0.03777 369 250 68 51
181 We knew it was coming to all of this; we saw the writing on the walls. 1.4606 0.03879 317 207 74 36
182 Yeah, it's regression therapy to resolve modern existential dread. 1.4603 0.03542 365 235 92 38
183 I’m back to hunting in person two days a week. 1.4599 0.03660 374 249 78 47
184 There are some side effects of the paleo diet. 1.4597 0.03655 372 247 79 46
185 I lost my shirt in woolly rhino futures. 1.4593 0.03999 307 203 67 37
186 Thing is, I'm between a rock and a hard place. 1.4570 0.03429 372 237 100 35
187 Actually, I'm from the future. 1.4563 0.03926 309 203 71 35
188 No, what's primitive is you using a briefcase in the 21st century. 1.4559 0.03822 340 227 71 42
189 My commute to work takes ages 1.4558 0.03540 362 234 91 37
190 I haven't ridden the subway in ages 1.4555 0.03364 382 243 104 35
191 It started with the paleo diet, then I just didn’t stop. 1.4552 0.03630 391 265 74 52
192 I identify more as a commuter rather than a hunter or gatherer." 1.4541 0.03370 381 243 103 35
193 Be careful, it’s a jungle out there 1.4538 0.03704 346 228 79 39
194 I find people leave me alone when I dress like this. Oh, and the club helps. 1.4524 0.03418 389 253 96 40
195 Mostly gathering these days, but sometimes a freelance hunting gig floats my way. 1.4521 0.03518 365 237 91 37
196 The pandemic really set me back. 1.4497 0.03508 398 267 83 48
197 I started with the Paleodiet. 1.4497 0.03600 338 218 88 32
198 Has evolution made you happy? 1.4496 0.03717 347 231 76 40
199 Who’s the Neanderthal now? 1.4479 0.03498 355 229 93 33
200 You think this is taking forever…try rubbing two sticks together every time you want a piece of toast. 1.4474 0.03832 333 224 69 40
201 So where’s the best place to find fire around here? 1.4444 0.03298 405 264 102 39
202 I come from the future to warn you. 1.4435 0.03703 354 239 73 42
203 I could have been a billionaire if I had just filed a patent for that wheel I invented. 1.4435 0.03758 336 225 73 38
204 I’ll show them casual Fridays. 1.4431 0.03701 343 229 76 38
205 The GOP has plans to bring us even further back, so I want to be ready. 1.4429 0.03659 368 250 73 45
206 I'm still working very remotely. 1.4408 0.03827 304 200 74 30
207 Your in mergers? I am in acquisitions. 1.4404 0.03866 277 178 76 23
208 I'm going clubbing uptown. 1.4397 0.03771 348 238 67 43
209 I keep forgetting when to get off. 1.4384 0.03402 333 210 100 23
210 I am on AOL. How did you know 1.4373 0.03910 295 196 69 30
211 Actually, I'm more of a hunter-commuter. 1.4366 0.03488 339 219 92 28
212 Back in my day, this was business casual. 1.4366 0.03683 339 227 76 36
213 You should see my man cave. 1.4362 0.03626 337 223 81 33
214 I feel like a Neanderthal until I've had my latte. 1.4360 0.03672 328 217 79 32
215 Yes, I have worked from home during the entire pandemic. Why do you ask? 1.4358 0.03929 296 198 67 31
216 I'm with the GOP. You? 1.4355 0.04038 310 215 55 40
217 I’m prehistoric? You’re the one still wearing a suit to work! 1.4348 0.03985 299 203 62 34
218 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.4346 0.03890 306 206 67 33
219 Yeah, just heading into the city to go clubbing. 1.4341 0.03843 311 209 69 33
220 How do you fit your tools in that tiny case? 1.4331 0.03652 314 205 82 27
221 Do I look like I need Life Insurance? 1.4305 0.04051 295 203 57 35
222 Got a flint? 1.4300 0.03800 300 199 73 28
223 And why won't you let me testify for myself? 1.4295 0.03906 298 201 66 31
224 Any paleo restaurants you could recommend? 1.4290 0.03594 331 219 82 30
225 You know, we have a lot in common. 1.4290 0.03491 338 221 89 28
226 Yeah, I got on way before you. 1.4286 0.03899 273 179 71 23
227 The last train took forever. 1.4286 0.03883 315 216 63 36
228 You're in luck. Today I'm just gathering." 1.4277 0.03623 346 234 76 36
229 You poll taker. I poll watcher. 1.4276 0.03736 290 189 78 23
230 You wouldn't believe how long I've been down here. 1.4271 0.03849 288 191 71 26
231 On my way to a hostile takeover. Why do you ask? 1.4270 0.04121 274 187 57 30
232 I lost track of time. 1.4267 0.03792 307 206 71 30
233 Laundry day. 1.4259 0.04065 270 182 61 27
234 Figured I’d get a head start on societal collapse.” 1.4259 0.03837 317 217 65 35
235 You're where I see myself in about 50,000 years. 1.4257 0.03856 303 205 67 31
236 It’s been a while since I’ve been in the office. 1.4255 0.03767 322 219 69 34
237 Boss said no more working from cave. 1.4252 0.03730 294 193 77 24
238 I use this time to think. 1.4252 0.04000 294 202 59 33
239 So, what you're saying is, as a hunter-gatherer I can write off the club. 1.4249 0.03658 353 243 70 40
240 It started out as a Halloween costume but then it turns out chicks dig it. 1.4248 0.03828 306 207 68 31
241 Off to work? I'm going clubbing. 1.4247 0.03757 332 228 67 37
242 No, I'd stay with the suit. It distinguishes your head from your torso. 1.4239 0.03933 276 184 67 25
243 I was in cryptocurrency on Monday but now I’m going back to the basics. 1.4239 0.03966 276 185 65 26
244 So you’re a headhunter too? 1.4239 0.04390 243 167 49 27
245 So if we’re still working from home, why are you so dressed up? 1.4236 0.03653 288 186 82 20
246 Attire is different since I moved to hostile takeovers. 1.4236 0.04001 288 197 60 31
247 And yet you still have a leather briefcase. 1.4231 0.03670 286 185 81 20
248 I’m a Republican, too! 1.4228 0.03987 298 206 58 34
249 Wilma got the car in the settlement. 1.4226 0.04153 265 181 56 28
250 One minute you invent fire,and then bam,nobody returns your calls. 1.4219 0.04223 256 175 54 27
251 You know, sometimes I wish that I was still trapped in that ice field. 1.4186 0.03754 301 202 72 27
252 Which pronouns do you use? 1.4179 0.04205 280 198 47 35
253 Exactly what kind of animal can you kill with that? 1.4175 0.03871 285 192 67 26
254 It's Throwback Thursday. 1.4173 0.03908 278 187 66 25
255 They say ‘dress for the job you want.’ 1.4172 0.03916 302 209 60 33
256 Yeah, well, 30,000 years from now people will think you look strange too. 1.4170 0.03923 283 192 64 27
257 I'm new to town, where's the best place to go clubbing?' 1.4164 0.04069 281 195 55 31
258 Dude, just unplug. 1.4152 0.04015 277 190 59 28
259 That’s a reasonable guess but I’m actually from the future. 1.4150 0.04080 294 208 50 36
260 So we basically have the same job? 1.4147 0.04085 258 175 59 24
261 I'm dressing for the job I want, not the job I have. 1.4137 0.04151 249 169 57 23
262 I miss the work-from-cave thing already! 1.4136 0.03774 295 199 70 26
263 What if I told you that you could be your own boss and you'd never need to put on another necktie? 1.4134 0.03790 283 189 71 23
264 I missed my stop ages ago. 1.4127 0.04265 252 175 50 27
265 Dude, it’s casual Friday. 1.4126 0.04066 269 185 57 27
266 No one carries a briefcase anymore. 1.4121 0.03513 330 221 82 27
267 No...it's not a fashion statement. I got locked out of my house on Halloween. 1.4109 0.04118 258 177 56 25
268 So, it’s evidence you gather? 1.4100 0.04018 239 158 64 17
269 Really? Women work outside the cave? 1.4099 0.03720 283 188 74 21
270 I feel safer with it and it gets through any metal detectors. 1.4098 0.04248 244 168 52 24
271 You'd manspread too if you weren't wearing underwear. 1.4098 0.04132 266 185 53 28
272 My wife took the mammoth to work today. 1.4096 0.04108 249 169 58 22
273 I know what you mean, I used to be in accounting myself 1.4091 0.04154 264 184 52 28
274 ... and then I thought, "why stop with the paleo diet?" 1.4078 0.03789 309 214 64 31
275 Wait you CHOSE to eat the way I do 1.4076 0.04430 211 143 50 18
276 And just where am I supposed to conceal it? 1.4075 0.03892 265 178 66 21
277 Oh, when the doors won't open, no problem . . . 1.4075 0.03734 292 197 71 24
278 I hate this long commute, but I can't afford a cave in the city. 1.4066 0.04324 241 168 48 25
279 They making you go back to the office too huh 1.4065 0.03998 278 193 57 28
280 You’re kidding, five toes? 1.4053 0.04251 227 154 54 19
281 No, this is the ancestral line. 1.4052 0.04361 232 161 48 23
282 … my advice? Don’t try and reinvent the wheel. 1.4035 0.04371 228 158 48 22
283 I feel like I've been on this train for ages. 1.4032 0.03938 253 170 64 19
284 It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle. 1.4030 0.03796 263 175 70 18
285 Don’t you miss the good old days? 1.4028 0.03748 283 191 70 22
286 What's with the tie? 1.4028 0.04450 216 149 47 20
287 Yeah, I’m irrelevant too. You get used to it. 1.4027 0.04443 226 158 45 23
288 I may have turned my clock to far back . 1.4023 0.04207 256 180 49 27
289 I reverted pretty quickly after I started working from home. 1.4022 0.04266 271 196 41 34
290 I gave all that up 250,000 years ago. 1.4016 0.04119 254 176 54 24
291 Why the look? Never seen a former Twitter exec before? 1.4015 0.04135 259 181 52 26
292 This isn't what I had in mind when I invented the wheel. 1.4015 0.04135 259 181 52 26
293 Concealed carry turned out to be very uncomfortable... 1.4009 0.04426 227 159 45 23
294 You're wondering if I'm wearing underwear, aren't you? 1.4008 0.04218 252 177 49 26
295 How do I get to this 'bear market' I keep hearing about? 1.4008 0.04292 252 179 45 28
296 Do you know the stop for the Museum of Natural History? 1.4007 0.03836 277 189 65 23
297 HR seems to have forgotten about me, so I just keep cashing the checks. 1.4000 0.04030 255 175 58 22
298 You don't look like your profile pic. 1.4000 0.04242 250 176 48 26
299 Relax, I'm wearing shorts. 1.4000 0.03900 260 176 64 20
300 Simple tools, simple solution. 1.4000 0.03952 285 200 56 29
301 I'm a negotiator, too! 1.4000 0.04209 240 166 52 22
302 Actually, I got on at the beginning of the line. 1.4000 0.03739 280 189 70 21
303 We have the Supreme Court and we'll soon take back the House, so look out. 1.3992 0.04150 248 172 53 23
304 No this isn't a Halloween costume, I'm a Trump Supporter... 1.3991 0.04590 233 169 35 29
305 Trust me, when I started manspreading, it changed everything. 1.3986 0.03927 281 196 58 27
306 I see you're a 'gatherer'... 1.3985 0.03982 266 184 58 24
307 I'm guessing you haven't ridden this line at night before. 1.3977 0.03893 264 180 63 21
308 I take it your office doesn't do Casual Fridays. 1.3966 0.04309 232 162 48 22
309 We're going public with fire. 1.3964 0.03837 280 193 63 24
310 I take the train now because of fuel costs. I also kill my own food. 1.3956 0.03729 273 184 70 19
311 I waited ages for the train to come. 1.3955 0.03958 268 186 58 24
312 I feel like I regressed during the pandemic. 1.3951 0.04125 243 168 54 21
313 I'm not from the past; I'm from the future" 1.3941 0.04420 236 169 41 26
314 Some eon, huh? 1.3939 0.04142 231 158 55 18
315 I could’ve bought stock in the wheel before it went public. 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
316 Paleo’s not just a diet, bro, it’s a lifestyle! 1.3935 0.04029 277 197 51 29
317 Paleo’s more than just a diet. 1.3931 0.04128 262 186 49 27
318 It's all OK. I'm a gatherer. 1.3929 0.03938 252 172 61 19
319 So I asked myself: Why evolve? 1.3922 0.04217 232 161 51 20
320 What scares me is white collar crime." 1.3920 0.04346 250 181 40 29
321 Of course I’m a MAGA-Republican! How could you tell? 1.3916 0.05389 166 121 25 20
322 So, I figured, if I'm going to go Paleo, why stop with just the diet? 1.3915 0.04026 258 180 55 23
323 I guess my experience working from the man cave during Covid was different from yours. 1.3913 0.04331 230 162 46 22
324 Republican. And you? 1.3913 0.04678 207 148 37 22
325 The Paleo diet had some unexpected side effects 1.3911 0.03991 271 191 54 26
326 Oh, I like the freedom of movement of my one-piece. 1.3911 0.04121 225 153 56 16
327 Forget the 1950's- real Republicans want to return to the Stone Age. 1.3907 0.04101 279 202 45 32
328 I'm from the future. 1.3906 0.04122 256 181 50 25
329 How does your weapon work? 1.3904 0.04357 228 161 45 22
330 The funny thing is we're both Republicans 1.3897 0.04578 213 152 39 22
331 Back in the cave, we laugh a lot at you guys in corporate. 1.3893 0.03752 262 177 68 17
332 I'm in mergers and acquisitions too, but with a different approach. 1.3893 0.04016 262 184 54 24
333 I used to be on Wall Street, but now I’m in Congress. 1.3892 0.04424 203 140 47 16
334 Florida.You? 1.3891 0.04333 239 171 43 25
335 I shouldn't be surprised about getting laid off. The writing was on the wall. 1.3887 0.03983 265 186 55 24
336 We're reinventing the wheel. 1.3883 0.03793 273 188 64 21
337 I went all in on crypto. 1.3878 0.04003 263 185 54 24
338 Relax, it's faux fur. 1.3871 0.04513 217 155 40 22
339 So what have you been up to since high school? 1.3870 0.04237 230 161 49 20
340 Well, I'm off back through the Portal, but I have to tell you: the people on the other side will be doing a lot less complaining once they hear what your time is like. 1.3867 0.04529 225 163 37 25
341 Read any good walls lately? 1.3862 0.04080 246 172 53 21
342 I used to dress like you, but I got tired of being mugged. 1.3860 0.04776 215 159 29 27
343 Working from home during the pandemic I got a bit too comfortable. 1.3860 0.04143 215 146 55 14
344 We'll just have to wait and see who the jury believes. 1.3858 0.04456 197 136 46 15
345 Believe me Man, it is a real jungle out there. 1.3857 0.04041 223 151 58 14
346 Yeah, Mark said I could keep the work-from-home wardrobe if I agreed to go into the office for meetings. 1.3846 0.04164 221 152 53 16
347 Working from home worked fine for me. 1.3843 0.03956 242 166 59 17
348 I’ve been working from home for quite some time now. 1.3843 0.04084 242 169 53 20
349 You do all that just for food and shelter? 1.3843 0.04666 216 158 33 25
350 My client wants us to settle this matter out of court. 1.3842 0.04580 203 144 40 19
351 I didn’t miss the commute, but those caves don’t paint themselves. 1.3840 0.04057 237 164 55 18
352 We're back in the office three days a week. 1.3834 0.04074 253 179 51 23
353 Same old rat race: hunting, gathering, commuting... 1.3833 0.04232 240 171 46 23
354 Paleo is a lifestyle, bro! 1.3833 0.04149 240 169 50 21
355 Do you ever go clubbin’? 1.3830 0.04254 235 167 46 22
356 Well it all started when I read an article about the Paleo diet. 1.3824 0.04257 238 170 45 23
357 I’m actually a senator too. 1.3821 0.04437 212 150 43 19
358 What was I to do? They built the subway right through my cave. 1.3816 0.04408 207 145 45 17
359 It all started with the paleo diet. 1.3813 0.04210 257 187 42 28
360 I’m more of an early person. 1.3810 0.04263 189 127 52 10
361 What stop is the Natural History Museum? 1.3810 0.04362 210 147 46 17
362 I'm not going into work today. I' m going to a Republican fund raiser event. 1.3810 0.04305 231 165 44 22
363 You literally said, 'Dress to go clubbing after work.' 1.3807 0.04732 197 142 35 20
364 I'm actually from the future, post election. 1.3803 0.04519 213 153 39 21
365 I haven't been mugged even once, since I stopped wearing a suit to work. 1.3802 0.04036 242 169 54 19
366 I prefer "cave person." 1.3801 0.04208 221 154 50 17
367 I overslept. 1.3798 0.04390 208 146 45 17
368 I was hired over Zoom. 1.3793 0.04923 174 124 34 16
369 No, we didn't go extinct. We just don't take the subway very often. 1.3793 0.04574 203 145 39 19
370 They said my skill set was obsolete. 1.3793 0.04520 203 144 41 18
371 Yeah, I’m really going miss working at home. 1.3792 0.04186 240 171 47 22
372 I take the Q train to 57th Street, hop a cab to Central Park West, and I'm back at the diorama by noon. 1.3790 0.04128 248 177 48 23
373 I specialize in hostile takeovers. 1.3787 0.05233 169 124 26 19
374 Thank you Donald for sending us back to the Stone Age. 1.3784 0.04833 185 133 34 18
375 I was told it's a hostile takeover. 1.3783 0.04227 230 163 47 20
376 At least you have carbs 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
377 Get prepared. I'm from the future! 1.3771 0.04277 236 170 43 23
378 Oork prefer work from cave 1.3766 0.03982 231 159 57 15
379 I’m going clubbing tonight 1.3765 0.04176 247 178 45 24
380 Wilma needed the car today. 1.3758 0.05378 157 115 25 17
381 Are we perchance related? I see you too have no neck. 1.3750 0.04743 152 103 41 8
382 They say you should dress for the job you want. 1.3750 0.04010 240 168 54 18
383 Natural History Museum. You? 1.3745 0.04113 235 166 50 19
384 Frankly, you look more like the gatherer type. 1.3744 0.04413 195 136 45 14
385 It's casual Friday: what's with the tie? 1.3738 0.04086 214 147 54 13
386 Wilma? Yeah we still keep in touch. And how’s Betty adjusting to life in the big city? 1.3737 0.04675 190 136 37 17
387 I'm a visitor from the future. 1.3733 0.04241 225 160 46 19
388 Clubbing downtown. You? 1.3733 0.04379 225 163 40 22
389 This is my first ride since the pandemic. Has the world changed? 1.3733 0.04146 225 158 50 17
390 If I had a nickel every time I thought of investing in carbon credits... 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
391 Feels like we've been here for ages, doesn't it? 1.3732 0.04419 209 149 42 18
392 Thawed glacier; how about you? 1.3731 0.04563 193 137 40 16
393 My dinosaur is in the shop again 1.3731 0.04382 193 134 46 13
394 I was like you once, before the buyout. 1.3729 0.04854 177 127 34 16
395 Did you see the weirdo that got off at the last stop? 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
396 I know how to make fire. What do you know? 1.3726 0.04164 212 147 51 14
397 What's in the box? 1.3725 0.04218 204 141 50 13
398 Locating my parents is hopeless. The only clue the adoption agency would give me is the names Fred and Wilma. 1.3723 0.04460 188 131 44 13
399 Hunter? You don’t look like a Hunter. 1.3722 0.04497 223 164 35 24
400 Getting into Manhattan takes ages. 1.3719 0.04169 199 136 52 11
401 Why would anyone need a permit to carry a club? 1.3719 0.04406 199 140 44 15
402 No actually, I’ve come from the future. 1.3719 0.04792 199 147 30 22
403 If the wooly mammoth doesn't kill me, the commute will. 1.3716 0.04543 183 128 42 13
404 Which part of this whole thing do you call progress? 1.3712 0.04010 264 191 48 25
405 I’m actually a digital nomad 1.3707 0.03967 205 138 58 9
406 I think you have the wrong idea about Hunter College 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
407 So you want me to help with a hostile takeover? 1.3705 0.04203 224 159 47 18
408 My diet? Why do you ask? 1.3704 0.03893 216 146 60 10
409 Tell me again why I should buy whole life rather than term life insurance. 1.3699 0.04319 219 157 43 19
410 I'm proud of you, son. 1.3695 0.04561 203 147 37 19
411 I’m not wearing underpants. 1.3692 0.04524 195 139 40 16
412 My company is run by dinosaurs. 1.3692 0.04465 195 138 42 15
413 I have so many questions 1.3692 0.04405 195 137 44 14
414 I'm protesting my company's return-to-office order. 1.3689 0.04185 206 143 50 13
415 You say you're a headhunter? How many YOU got? 1.3684 0.04307 209 148 45 16
416 Is sueing and litigating really more evolved than hunting and gathering? 1.3684 0.05038 171 125 29 17
417 This is just my day job. I’m actually an artist. 1.3679 0.04374 193 135 45 13
418 I've always maintained that the train is the most civilized way to travel. 1.3673 0.04387 196 138 44 14
419 What do you mean, manspreading? 1.3671 0.04224 207 145 48 14
420 I do real estate. Mostly condos, some caves. 1.3668 0.04161 199 137 51 11
421 It’s been a long commute. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
422 Fired? What’s that? 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
423 You're not a real New Yorker until you've lived here 10,000 years. 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
424 You say you want an evolution. 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
425 I finally got tickets to Hamilton!! 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
426 I've been on this train for what seems like eons. 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
427 I usually work at home. 1.3656 0.03965 227 158 55 14
428 I haven’t slept in days, man. These aren’t even my clothes. 1.3655 0.04485 197 141 40 16
429 Going to see a realtor. The wife says she's had it with the man cave. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
430 So, you're saying, I should dress for the epoch I want, not the epoch I'm in. 1.3653 0.04832 167 119 35 13
431 I’m a hunter-gatherer. You must be a raider-usurper. 1.3649 0.04364 222 162 39 21
432 So you think YOU have a long commute! 1.3647 0.04547 170 118 42 10
433 I'm a ballot box monitor. 1.3645 0.04390 203 145 42 16
434 Yeah, I was waiting for the train a bit longer than you. 1.3641 0.04447 184 129 43 12
435 Does this train stop at the Museum of Natural History? 1.3641 0.04344 206 147 43 16
436 What? The memo said 'Casual Fridays!' 1.3632 0.04599 190 137 37 16
437 Your mother and I are hoping you will spend Thanksgiving with us. 1.3627 0.04427 204 147 40 17
438 I'm a docent at the Museum of Natural History 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
439 You bet I carry a club in the subway. How's that briefcase working out for you? 1.3625 0.04247 240 177 39 24
440 Democrat, eh? 1.3622 0.04809 185 136 31 18
441 Executive headhunter... you? 1.3617 0.04812 188 139 30 19
442 Mine is just for show too. 1.3616 0.04633 177 126 38 13
443 Everything went downhill after the wheel. 1.3613 0.04638 191 139 35 17
444 It fits my management style 1.3613 0.04518 191 137 39 15
445 I’m not big on returning to the office. 1.3610 0.04409 205 148 40 17
446 Did you forget that today is casual Friday? 1.3608 0.04347 194 137 44 13
447 If we knew it would lead to this, we never would have invented the wheel. 1.3598 0.04611 189 137 36 16
448 I don't care if it's a Bear or Bull Market, I came packing. 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
449 Grab them by the pussy? We just hit them over the head. 1.3594 0.04618 192 140 35 17
450 What do you mean by "homo"? 1.3591 0.04690 181 131 35 15
451 So you're telling me that you're what the alpha male standard is nowadays? 1.3587 0.04698 184 134 34 16
452 You calling me prehistoric? Who carries an attache case any more? 1.3584 0.04702 173 124 36 13
453 Could you tell me where to get off for the Lascaux Cave? 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
454 I keep missing my stop. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
455 My wheel's in the shop. 1.3578 0.04364 204 147 41 16
456 So if Grog understand, you hunt and gather untapped real estate for mixed-use development, and not elk? 1.3575 0.04724 179 130 34 15
457 So... You wanna go clubbing with me tonight? 1.3575 0.04590 179 128 38 13
458 I'm a lawyer too. Just got called to work on the Trump case. Seems he's a big fan of my approach to the prosecuting attorneys. 1.3571 0.04826 196 148 26 22
459 You'll get used to it. I've been riding it forever. 1.3571 0.04569 168 118 40 10
460 It's like management wants me to reinvent the wheel. 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
461 Republican. Why do you ask? 1.3564 0.04921 188 142 25 21
462 Paleo is more than a diet - it’s a lifestyle. 1.3561 0.04401 205 149 39 17
463 It started with the Paleo diet and just went from there. 1.3559 0.04827 177 130 31 16
464 I am more involved in the barter economy rather than the market economy. 1.3558 0.04579 163 114 40 9
465 Guys like you and I, we're old school. 1.3558 0.04247 208 149 44 15
466 It doesn't seem like all that much of an improvement to me! 1.3554 0.04603 166 117 39 10
467 It started when I tried the diet. 1.3554 0.03960 242 174 50 18
468 Mainframe software developer. You? 1.3550 0.04847 169 123 32 14
469 And then one day I thought..... Is this the life I really wanted? 1.3543 0.04657 175 126 36 13
470 Neanderthal? No, I'm an investment banker. Why do you ask? 1.3538 0.04729 195 146 29 20
471 I used to work on Wall Street too but then I moved to Staten Island and my whole vibe changed. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
472 I'm actually from the future. It gets this bad. 1.3532 0.04569 201 149 33 19
473 I refuse to Evolve. 1.3529 0.04948 153 110 32 11
474 Just FYI, it is possible to be sued back into the Stone Age. 1.3527 0.04419 207 152 37 18
475 Have you heard about fire? 1.3526 0.04642 190 140 33 17
476 Mostly I'm into rock" 1.3526 0.04520 190 138 37 15
477 So you are not going to the Trump rally? 1.3526 0.04763 173 126 33 14
478 Normally I dress like you, but today I’m going to the Capitol 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
479 You're kidding! Donald Trump was president?!? 1.3523 0.04648 193 143 32 18
480 I'd really recommend trying the paleo diet. 1.3520 0.04480 196 143 37 16
481 I’m a club owner. 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
482 Museum of Natural History. You? 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
483 Find a company that lets you work from home; that's what I did. 1.3517 0.04069 236 172 45 19
484 No, I'm the ghost of finance future... 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
485 The club car was full. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
486 I'm Og. I represent Jurassic Timeshares. How are you today? 1.3511 0.04552 188 137 36 15
487 You must work in gathering. 1.3508 0.04117 191 133 49 9
488 They found me in a melted subpolar glacier. Now I've been subpoenaed to testify before congress on global warming. Do you know which stop is mine 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
489 I thought we could go clubbing tonight. 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
490 Since I keep making killing after killing on Wall Street nobody cares how I dress. 1.3503 0.04402 197 143 39 15
491 Seems like only yesterday that we graduated from Wharton. 1.3500 0.04823 180 134 29 17
492 No, no underwear. 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
493 Why does your shield have a handle on the side? 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
494 So I said, "You can't fire me. I discovered fire." 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
495 Why is the cave moving? 1.3487 0.04491 195 143 36 16
496 I take a very old school approach to contract negotiations. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
497 I'm getting off at the Natural History Museum. 1.3478 0.04616 184 135 34 15
498 At our office, it's casual Friday. 1.3478 0.04021 207 146 50 11
499 No need to be alarmed sir- this is just the new NYPD uniform 1.3476 0.05160 164 124 23 17
500 Could I bother you for the year? 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
501 Me? Wharton, class of ‘82. 1.3473 0.04647 167 120 36 11
502 No, I work at a bank too. It's 'Hostile Takeover Tuesday'. 1.3472 0.04400 193 140 39 14
503 It's my job to make sure none of the votes for the Paleo Party's candidate are stolen. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
504 I work in acquisitions; mainly nuts and berries. 1.3468 0.04145 222 162 43 17
505 It's called the Paleo Immersion Diet. 1.3467 0.04423 199 146 37 16
506 During the pandemic I just went off the grid and I never looked back. You should try it, man! 1.3465 0.03971 228 164 49 15
507 My wife thinks I’m overdoing the Paleo Diet. 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
508 Well, it is Friday. 1.3459 0.04595 185 136 34 15
509 Would you believe: time traveler? 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
510 Is there a club-car on this train? 1.3459 0.05202 159 120 23 16
511 Buy less, make it last. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
512 I walk softly, so I almost never need it. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
513 I'm with Hunter Gather & Associates. 1.3457 0.04786 188 142 27 19
514 I think I missed my stop. What time period are we in? 1.3455 0.04552 191 141 34 16
515 You must be new here. 1.3454 0.04065 194 136 49 9
516 So you’re a headhunter? I’m also the head hunter. 1.3454 0.04257 194 139 43 12
517 I’m in arbitrage, how about you? 1.3454 0.04257 194 139 43 12
518 Trump, of course. Why? 1.3453 0.05566 139 105 20 14
519 This month,my metro card cost 12 bear skins. Just 3 months ago,it was only 10. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
520 Any idea where there’s a rock concert? 1.3448 0.04867 174 130 28 16
521 Apparently, your firm doesn't do the Casual Friday thing. 1.3446 0.04388 177 126 41 10
522 I hear the markets are on fire today. What is fire? 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
523 I hope you don't mind me asking, but why the tie? 1.3443 0.04692 183 136 31 16
524 Quick question - is this the C train and what's a train? 1.3440 0.04293 218 162 37 19
525 Briefs. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
526 In my day, speak softly and carry a big stick took care of lawyering. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
527 Our methods differ but the results are the same. 1.3438 0.04532 192 142 34 16
528 It's always business casual in my line of work. 1.3438 0.04410 192 140 38 14
529 Frankly, I find that my way of resolving disputes works better. 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
530 I’m headed for the zoo, just hangout… reminisce. 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
531 I like your tie. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
532 Either I'm late or you're early. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
533 Technically we are in a cave. 1.3427 0.04510 178 129 37 12
534 Are you saying that you are able to bludgeon your enemies just with the papers in your sachel? 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
535 So, is it still, hunt,kill, eat, repeat? 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
536 Please don’t tell me that the casual Friday memo was a joke. 1.3425 0.04854 181 137 26 18
537 I slept in. 1.3422 0.04425 187 136 38 13
538 My stock? Mostly wooly mammoths and saber-tooth tigers, you? 1.3421 0.04181 190 135 45 10
539 Me? I've been clubbin' all night. Just headed home now. 1.3420 0.04452 193 142 36 15
540 I thought this was the BC line. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
541 Hunting and gathering wasn’t working on Zoom. 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
542 Your club doesn't look very effective 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
543 You guys don’t do Flintstones Friday at your agency? 1.3415 0.05221 164 126 20 18
544 Sounds fun, but I’ll have to drag my wife there. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
545 That suit really ages you. 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
546 Anyone's guess what we'll find back outside. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
547 I'm going out clubbing later. Want to join me? 1.3410 0.04811 173 129 29 15
548 I used to work remotely. 1.3408 0.04200 179 126 45 8
549 This isn’t what I had in mind when inventing the wheel. 1.3408 0.04200 179 126 45 8
550 I'm a hunter. You? 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
551 You don’t believe in Casual Friday? 1.3402 0.04551 194 145 32 17
552 You gotta dress for the job you want not the job you have 1.3402 0.04310 194 141 40 13
553 This is the most dismal use of that wheel invention I've ever seen. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
554 My wife has me on a new Paleolithic diet. 1.3398 0.04248 206 151 40 15
555 So you think you’ve evolved 1.3393 0.04533 168 121 37 10
556 I’m here to talk to you about your extended warranty 1.3393 0.05124 168 129 21 18
557 As a matter of fact, I have been living under a rock. 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
558 So, we’re both going to The Capital? 1.3391 0.04924 174 132 25 17
559 I love casual Fridays. 1.3390 0.04660 177 131 32 14
560 I certainly hope that the next stop is Bedrock. 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
561 And just last week, some guy stole a squirrel from me at 77th 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
562 I live off the grid. What did I miss? 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
563 Shouldn't you be sitting with the Gatherers? 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
564 Who’s got a better chance of getting mugged — you or me ? 1.3387 0.04627 186 139 31 16
565 It's not just a diet--it's a lifestyle. 1.3386 0.04695 189 143 28 18
566 You don't wanna KNOW how long I've been on this train. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
567 So you’re telling me that next time I hammer my own thumb I can sue the owner of the cave? 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
568 I’m diversifying into both hunter AND gatherer. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
569 I see you as sort of the flight kind of guy, am I right? 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
570 So by the same logic, you are now called ‘House-man.’ I don’t make the rules. 1.3375 0.05007 160 120 26 14
571 You gotta be kidding! Every day????? 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
572 After working from home for so long, I've decided I never want to wear a suit again. 1.3371 0.04480 175 127 37 11
573 So you think the old dress code is coming back? 1.3369 0.04414 187 137 37 13
574 There's no light at the end of the tunnel. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
575 So I guess the wheel and fire didn’t help you evolve that much. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
576 Stoner in a rock band. How about you? 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
577 You ever feel like you have no future? 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
578 wait so were not doing casual friday anymore? 1.3354 0.04980 161 121 26 14
579 You know nothing about long commutes. 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
580 I'm giving this Paleo diet one more week. 1.3353 0.04932 170 129 25 16
581 I've been working at home..gotta man cave. 1.3351 0.04701 185 140 28 17
582 They say you dress for the job you want, right? 1.3351 0.04241 185 133 42 10
583 Yeah, I used to have a man cave, too. 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
584 So,how do YOU get girls? 1.3333 0.04826 168 126 28 14
585 They tell me you've made a lot of progress. 1.3333 0.04543 171 125 35 11
586 It's Cro-Magnon Friday in my office. 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
587 The dress code may have changed, but the job is still the same. 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
588 So what's changed? 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
589 I see we're both going as Trump 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
590 Just getting back to basics. 1.3333 0.04489 186 138 34 14
591 who are you wearing? 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
592 I'll take "Neanderthal" over "deplorable". 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
593 Funny thing is, I think we're going to the same place. 1.3333 0.04341 159 112 41 6
594 I never have to worry about choosing the right socks. 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
595 Sticks and stones WILL break your bones. 1.3333 0.04550 162 117 36 9
596 I’m actually a CFO, I just find this keeps away the subway crazies. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
597 I bet you use deodorant. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
598 Missed my stop a ways back 1.3315 0.04572 181 135 32 14
599 I'm trying to get the full benefit of the paleo diet. 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
600 Not much has changed 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
601 I had a man cave before they were popular. 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
602 Funny that we both work in government but were appointed during different administrations. 1.3313 0.04711 166 123 31 12
603 That doesn’t look like a very effective weapon 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
604 Yes, it's true--I've been riding forever 'neath the streets of Boston.... 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
605 I gotta say, I do miss pockets! 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
606 I lost a bet, what's your excuse? 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
607 Guess your office doesn’t do casual fridays 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
608 I started in gathering but hunting pays better. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
609 I must have slept through my stop. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
610 Well, correctly speaking, I'm an adjunct professor. 1.3308 0.05715 130 100 17 13
611 In all honesty, I wasn’t prepared for the impact of past life regression therapy… 1.3298 0.04461 191 143 33 15
612 Is this the way to the La Brea Tarpits? 1.3295 0.04269 173 124 41 8
613 I own a club. 1.3294 0.04476 170 124 36 10
614 Hit BC instead of AD at the portal terminal? 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
615 Is gold still a good investment? 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
616 It's casual cave day. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
617 I’m never going back to the office and I don’t miss it one bit. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
618 I usually have a bench to myself. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
619 How did you know I went to Dartmouth? 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
620 He spent 44 billion dollars on what? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
621 That's right. And what do you do to avoid getting mugged on the MTA? 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
622 Investment banking just seems so uncivilized to me 1.3286 0.05311 140 106 22 12
623 Thank god we don’t have to wear face masks anymore 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
624 I’ve been out clubbing. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
625 I hear some real weirdos get on this train. 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
626 Honestly though, I see no reason to upgrade from Windows XP 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
627 I’m visiting from Florida. And you? 1.3274 0.05030 168 130 21 17
628 After the office retreat, we decided we wanted to get back to basics. 1.3274 0.04346 168 121 39 8
629 I think the tie makes you look dated. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
630 You're wearing a suit and not working from home. And you think I'm primitive? 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
631 I'm the guy that comes when your computer stops working. 1.3269 0.05077 156 119 23 14
632 Socially conservative. And you? 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
633 This is what happens when you peel back the onion. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
634 Is it true animal skins are out? 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
635 My stop is Old Rochelle 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
636 You just don't get it man. Paleo is more than a diet, it's full-on lifestyle choice. But, yes, my feet are cold. 1.3262 0.04584 187 142 29 16
637 So that's not what clubbing means anymore? 1.3260 0.04693 181 138 27 16
638 I always exceed expectations. 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
639 I defend my right to open carry. 1.3254 0.04562 169 125 33 11
640 This is not where I saw myself in 12,000 years. 1.3252 0.05714 123 94 18 11
641 It's the only way I can get away with man spreading. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
642 I work in tech. 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
643 Do you have ten toes? 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
644 ...so, do you think I've got a good case? 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
645 I get it. I thought mammoth hunting was recession-proof, too. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
646 We've been trying to reach you about your cave's extended warranty. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
647 No, I’m from Texas. We have open carry. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
648 Most people don't do Paleo far enough. 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
649 Chisel a picture. It last longer. 1.3237 0.04094 173 123 44 6
650 Yes, I'm a repulican. How could you tell? 1.3237 0.04776 173 132 26 15
651 Clubbing in New York isn’t what it used to be. 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
652 So I see we never evolved to have necks. 1.3235 0.05411 136 104 20 12
653 Paleo diet. You? 1.3234 0.04595 167 124 32 11
654 You'll never intimidate with that cheap suit. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
655 I should have taken the B.C.E. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
656 My career is still evolving 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
657 No one tells you the Paleo Diet is a slippery slope 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
658 I’ve been working remotely for a while. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
659 Wanna go clubbing after work? 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
660 Me? I'm a vending machine repair technician. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
661 How could you tell I was a republican? 1.3221 0.05325 149 116 18 15
662 I know, don't you just hate having to take work home with you. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
663 As a matter of fact, yes, I have been living under a rock. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
664 Coming or going?” 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
665 I’m gonna kill it at work today. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
666 I’ve been working from home for two years. 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
667 Wearing all that, just to get some food ? 1.3218 0.04890 174 135 22 17
668 Actually, I'm a social media influencer. 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
669 Elon, let's make a deal. You teach me how to tweet, and I'll teach you about manners and civility. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
670 What stop should I take for the Museum of Natural History? 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
671 When did the club car start a dress code? 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
672 I’m on my way to the innovation meetings. You? 1.3214 0.04800 168 128 26 14
673 I'm embracing my 22% Neanderthal DNA. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
674 The flintmobile was faster. 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
675 So, the only difference is that your hair stayed on top? 1.3214 0.04725 168 127 28 13
676 is the next stop The Museum of Natural History? 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
677 I say if you're going to go Paleolithic, go all the way." 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
678 I think I set my clock forward too far this year. 1.3210 0.04435 162 118 36 8
679 ''Before this, I had a small role on the Flintstones'' 1.3208 0.04215 159 113 41 5
680 Well since you asked, yes Barney, I do think you've sold out. 1.3208 0.04831 159 120 27 12
681 Excuse me...is this the club car? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
682 I don't know about you, but I'm early man. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
683 A bear market? Where? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
684 Which stop for the natural history museum? 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
685 Bro, do you even dress Paleo? 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
686 Does this train stop at Neolithic? 1.3202 0.04671 178 136 27 15
687 You work HOW many hours a day?! 1.3202 0.04391 178 132 35 11
688 ...and then she said, “Oh, Daddy, it’s like you’re Cro-Magnon man, you’re so old-fashioned,” and I said, “No daughter of mine is getting her belly button double-pierced for her wedding!” and my wife said, “Get out of the car, Phil,” and here I am. 1.3200 0.05634 125 96 18 11
689 Oh, the Museum of Natural History? Get off at Eighty-first. 1.3200 0.04515 175 131 32 12
690 It’s true, the subways are less civilized these days. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
691 ... and so I became the alpha-male I had been looking for all my life 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
692 I was also in Finance. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
693 Why, yes...I am....but we like to think of our work as Corporate Recruiters rather than Headhunters." 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
694 I'm more of a job hunter-gatherer at the moment. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
695 So this is what we have to look forward to? 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
696 So they won’t let you work from your cave either? 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
697 Trust me, I’m ahead of my time. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
698 Since we seem to be going backwards anyway 1.3185 0.05325 135 103 21 11
699 The more things change, the more they remain the same. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
700 If you see something, grunt something. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
701 It was safer in the old days. 1.3185 0.04431 157 114 36 7
702 Rock, paper, scissors? 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
703 You wouldn't happen to have any briefs in that case, would you? 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
704 I got more done working from my cave. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
705 What on earth happened to you? 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
706 I mostly come in to hunt and gather. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
707 I traded the cave for a tax shelter. 1.3182 0.04194 176 128 40 8
708 Every once in a while I like to get out of the cave and see how the other 99% of us are doing. 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
709 Minor regrets on outfit decision perhaps, otherwise felt like another interview home run 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
710 Wanna fight to the death? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
711 I've always been an originalist. 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
712 What's in your wallet? 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
713 So I thought, Why not try full-on paleo? Except for public transportation. 1.3171 0.04874 164 126 24 14
714 I manage the Stonehenge portfolio. 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
715 She already got the house and the cars, and now she's coming after my man cave!? 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
716 Why don't you just smash the plaintiff's head in? 1.3168 0.04860 161 123 25 13
717 I make the best fires 1.3168 0.04443 161 118 35 8
718 That tie is so outdated 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
719 Why who would have thought! I, too, am a conservative! 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
720 When I went remote, I went very remote. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
721 Volunteering for the time capsule was a mistake. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
722 What toxic masculinity? 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
723 How do you bring home the bacon in one of those? 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
724 I invented the wheel. What line of business are you in? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
725 I'm an anesthesiologists. What do you do for living? 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
726 These seats are hard as a rock. 1.3151 0.04428 146 105 36 5
727 I was you for years until one day I just woke. 1.3151 0.05302 146 114 18 14
728 Sure, but what even is "office attire" anymore? 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
729 No, I still work at Burns, Graber and Burns . . . but nobody messes with me any more. 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
730 Excuse me, do you have the time? Err… year? 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
731 It discourages muggers. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
732 Rock beats paper. Sir, I am just trying to get to work. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
733 I got a great sublet on a diorama on Central Park West. 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
734 You sure smell nice. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
735 I'm only here because my Prius is in the shop. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
736 Even the mammouth was faster than this. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
737 Walk softly and carry a big schtick. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
738 You were only supposed to set it back one hour 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
739 Let's be honest, we really aren't that different. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
740 So now you're saying Shark Tank won't go for Fire? 1.3129 0.04296 147 105 38 4
741 There's no base salary. I literally eat what I kill. 1.3125 0.04270 160 116 38 6
742 I think I missed my stop a long time ago. 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
743 This isn’t quite what I imagined when I invented the wheel. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
744 Man, I miss working from home. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
745 I’m just getting back into the workforce after some time off. Anything changed? 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
746 Do you keep your club in that case? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
747 So this is what inventing fire gets me to? 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
748 Wanna get stoned? 1.3117 0.04920 154 118 24 12
749 Which stop for Trump Tower? 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
750 This is how we settle our scores. No need for fancy lawyers! 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
751 Hey man - you play laptop? 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
752 I'm allowed to take one person back with me and you look like you need a break. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
753 Yes, I do have a permit to have an open-carry axe. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
754 So what tool do you use to get the job done? 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
755 So you could imagine why I take exception to the NY Metro being called ‘primitive.’ 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
756 Yes, but you don't understand; I hunt clients and gather retainers." 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
757 If we're just sitting here, whose feet are driving this? 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
758 I'm going apartment hunting. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
759 Brooks Brothers? 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
760 Dude, Metrosexual is so last decade. Primalsexual is where it's at now. 1.3106 0.05392 132 102 19 11
761 Is Zabar's for hunting, or for gathering? 1.3106 0.04247 161 117 38 6
762 Nice costume. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
763 I'll tell you a secret. I invented the wheel. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
764 I hear that Trump Tower needs a new doorman. 1.3099 0.05211 142 110 20 12
765 I, too, like to pillage and plunder and be home by 6pm. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
766 I am mirroring my inner beast, while my suit and tie are at the cleaners. 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
767 Ever since the DNA test said that I'm 2.5% Neanderthal, I've been trying to get back in touch with my roots. 1.3095 0.04543 168 127 30 11
768 So I packed up my mancave and the rest is prehistory. 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
769 Yeah, I am an originalist. How'd you know? 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
770 Bearish or Bullish? 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
771 Excuse me, what stop should I get off at for the Museum of Natural History? 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
772 What do you gather with that briefcase?" 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
773 No, an NYU professor, actually, cancelled for repeated pronoun infractions. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
774 Back to basics seemed like a good idea! 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
775 I’ll tell ya, clubbing’s not like it used to be. 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
776 Then I bought Twitter. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
777 And then I invented a time machine. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
778 I’m calling it “fire.” I think it could really catch on. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
779 I don't understand why I can't stay remote? 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
780 The Open Carry Law in this state is very primitive. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
781 I do have a concealed-carry license, but no pockets. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
782 I know what you’re thinking. “Where is the hair on top of my head?” Right!? 1.3082 0.04964 159 124 21 14
783 I'm meeting Wilma at that new paleo restaurant. 1.3077 0.04112 169 123 40 6
784 You thought Evolution only went in one direction? 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
785 So, this is only what I will keep after divorce? 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
786 Oh, I'll probably grab a quick bite and go clubbing. You? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
787 I'll get off at your stop, you get off at mine, and we'll see who lasts longer. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
788 Spent the night clubbing. Why ask you? 1.3073 0.04044 179 131 41 7
789 I loved working from home. Too bad we have to return to the office. 1.3072 0.05018 153 119 21 13
790 Only I can Make Cavemen Great Again. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
791 Oh, yeah? Well, you don't look like a headhunter. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
792 The herds don't run through Central Park like they used to. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
793 Do you have change for a rock? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
794 I'm gay. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
795 When I got on I thought it would be quicker than this. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
796 I’m planning on doing some clubbing tonight. Any recommendations? 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
797 My stop is the Museum of Natural History. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
798 She said she left me because I always overcommit to the gag. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
799 So, you're a neurosurgeon too? 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
800 So, you've had the wheel for over 5,000 years now, and this is the best you could do? 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
801 I'm sorry I dragged your wife into it. 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
802 It all started with a paleolithic diet. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
803 I can’t work remotely anymore either. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
804 I work in finance. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
805 My workplace has gone all casual attire. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
806 Once you go paleo,you never go back. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
807 I’ve already lost four pounds. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
808 I'm with Flintstone Sachs. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
809 …and after Wilma left me, I kind of lost touch with Pebbles and her family. But enough about me. How’s your mom doing, Bam Bam? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
810 Mine protects and feeds me ... what's yours do 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
811 You saw something. Now say something. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
812 So the Bronx Zoo is the other direction? 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
813 You got all this from fire? 1.3048 0.04538 187 146 25 16
814 Nice to see we still don’t have necks in the future. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
815 I've got a permit to carry this! 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
816 Yeah, I was into Crypto. Why do you ask? 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
817 I'm running for office in Idaho, you? 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
818 My Stegosaurus is in the shop. 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
819 I'll need to first see your last year's tax returns 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
820 I decided to see how far I can take casual dress day. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
821 It must be nice having something to put your pens in. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
822 It's a message from your future self. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
823 I was supposed to work remotely but I broke my tablet. 1.3037 0.05491 135 107 15 13
824 Do I have to be part of a well regulated Militia? 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
825 I can change at the office and I have never been mugged. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
826 Ironically, I greatly prefer the Mediterranean diet.... 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
827 My girlfriend’s worried that I’m taking this paleo diet thing a little too far. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
828 Wanna go clubbing tonight? 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
829 I figure if I dress like this it’s easier to get away with manspreading. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
830 How do you breathe with that noose around your neck? 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
831 Everybody gets cancelled eventually. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
832 What do you call that weapon on your lap? 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
833 Should I invest in futures? 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
834 You mean I could have gotten a patent for the wheel ? 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
835 OK, so where IS Nancy? 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
836 Actually, the preferred term is caveperson. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
837 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have," they sa 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
838 I wish these seats were heated. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
839 I'm lead investigator on a wheel study. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
840 I'm headed to the bear market they say is on Wall Street. 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
841 It’s becoming less clear which one of us is from the past. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
842 What do you hunt or gather? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
843 Actually, I hoped this would keep people from talking to me. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
844 Just ask. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
845 Tinder does sound interesting 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
846 I only get to gather-from-home one day a week. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
847 Cave? Subway? It’s all a trip, man. 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
848 Arghh! Mondays. Am I right? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
849 I'm on my way to an Alex Jones lookalike contest. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
850 I'm sure I won't be the only one at our class reunion who has retrogressed a little during the pandemic. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
851 I’m just getting ahead of the times, honestly. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
852 I’ve got to admit I wasn’t knocking them dead working from home. 1.2995 0.04056 187 140 38 9
853 Why,yes; I am on my way to a Trump rally! 1.2994 0.05062 167 135 14 18
854 Frankly, I found today‘s Wordle to be somewhat pedestrian. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
855 Evolved much? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
856 Off Grid, baby, Off Grid 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
857 I've embraced a Paleo eating plan and clothing but sticking with indoor plumbing 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
858 I’m serious. It’s a jungle out there. 1.2988 0.04672 164 127 25 12
859 Honestly, we haven't come as far as you might think. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
860 Should have got patent on wheel. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
861 Looks like you haven’t heard about Quiet Quitting yet. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
862 Patent Lawyer, you say? Wish I had met you 6000 years ago. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
863 We're business casual 1.2985 0.03866 201 150 42 9
864 You wouldn't believe the delay on the F. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
865 Things have changed so much, I now use it mainly as an air guitar. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
866 So you're telling me I can't eat the pigeons? 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
867 You should try it. The cold seat feels great on my balls right now. 1.2980 0.05129 151 120 17 14
868 Does it stop at Jurassic? 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
869 What do you mean Halloween was last week? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
870 What I do is enter and then hit. What's the use of hitting enter? 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
871 Looks like the C train hasn’t changed much. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
872 It started as remote working, led to quiet quitting and devolved to my cave man roots. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
873 I figured if I was going to go Paleo, why not go all the way? 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
874 When they told me to walk softly and carry a big stick, they never mentioned anything about the subway. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
875 I mean, literally between a rock and a hard place. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
876 It's not a 'banjo.' Let me show you how it works. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
877 I'm reinventing the wheel. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
878 No, I'm actually from the future. 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
879 I'm the man who never returned. 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
880 This commute is nothing compared to the space-time continuum. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
881 Is this the train to Far Rockaway? 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
882 So you and this subway represent 5,000 years of advanced civilization? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
883 I'm Crog. I define my self as a male. 1.2960 0.05568 125 99 15 11
884 Dump my 401K stocks and put everything into something called 'the wheel.' A friend tells me this is gonna be the biggest thing since fire. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
885 I miss being able to work from the cave. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
886 Yes, we had bald people in the Stone Age. Any OTHER questions funny guy? 1.2958 0.05075 142 111 20 11
887 They want us back in the office too, but we can dress like home. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
888 The dinosaurs are gone? 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
889 ... And on Wednesdays we wear pink 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
890 HR can't complain. My fingers hang above the hem. 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
891 Do you really think you are more evolved? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
892 Sorry maybe I am missing something how is this womens fault? 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
893 In our day, we used caves for art. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
894 Your suit is a little dated. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
895 I should have worn a tie 1.2952 0.04122 166 123 37 6
896 L'me guess. Gatherer? 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
897 You're not afraid other passengers will stare at your, you know, exposed chin and cheeks? 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
898 One of us missed the memo. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
899 I thought it was going to be a zoom meeting. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
900 We each get one free whack, I'll go first. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
901 I should have invested in the wheel. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
902 I work in stone. You? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
903 Where's Nancy? 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
904 It all began to change when I switched to the paleo diet. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
905 Yes, it’s a big change but I found myself between a rock and a hard place. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
906 Yeah, well since Covid I've been working at home from my man cave you know. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
907 I'm on the extreme paleo diet. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
908 Don't worry, it's a skort. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
909 I remember when this was all caves. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
910 Most people have no idea how slow these trains are. 1.2937 0.04024 160 117 39 4
911 Wanna go clubbing? 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
912 Eat what you kill, they say? Let me give you some advice. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
913 Casual Friday is open for interpretation, right? 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
914 You think your job is rough? I have to find and kill something or else I don't eat. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
915 Just my luck-you'd think after all these millennia there would be a cure for baldness. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
916 We’ve got the fire thing worked out. We figured out the wheel. But, can you tell me when we’ll get some clothes? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
917 The name's Elon, you? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
918 You don't hear me asking about your briefs. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
919 I'm a delegate to the GOP women's reproductive health planning committee. 1.2927 0.05624 123 98 14 11
920 That club kill good? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
921 I'm a bit old school . 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
922 What the heck is “manspreading”? 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
923 Yeah. Flintstone. That's the guy. You seen him around? 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
924 Judge me all you want, but you’re riding the subway too. 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
925 I always bring this on the subway. 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
926 Excuse me. Is this the BC line? 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
927 Do you know how many stops til Bedrock? 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
928 It started with the wheel, and quite frankly, got out of control from there. 1.2914 0.04936 151 119 20 12
929 I just didn't see the point of business school... 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
930 …and that’s how the paleo diet changed my life” 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
931 I killed the mammoths off with this, you killed the entire planet with that. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
932 To somewhere here they call 'The Village', why? 1.2909 0.04125 165 123 36 6
933 How do you hunt and gather with that thing?" 1.2909 0.04469 165 127 28 10
934 When it comes down to it, we’re really not that different. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
935 I'm heading to my man cave. You? 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
936 Elon say Og can't work from cave no more. Og sad. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
937 Formal Friday, eh? 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
938 Perhaps you’ve seen some of my graffiti here on the L train. Typically I work in fire, hunting, primitives. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
939 It took me a while,but I finally realized I was never bludgeoning to my full potential. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
940 I’m getting off at the Natural History Museum. You? 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
941 I hammer in the morning and I hammer in the evening. That's about it. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
942 Do you believe in devolution? 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
943 I like to keep it handy in case some Neanderthal tries to start something. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
944 Before you start hormone therapy, check with your doctor about possible side-effects. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
945 Yea, I agree, it's a jungle out there. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
946 The commute from the Paleolithic Era was epic. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
947 Feels like this commute has taken eons. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
948 Going to college isn't for everyone 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
949 You were like me once. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
950 i always get a seat; even in rush hour! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
951 Really? You’re still dragging one of those things around? 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
952 So what are you going to be for Halloween? 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
953 Listen kid, it’s a jungle out there you’ve gotta be prepared 1.2887 0.05055 142 112 19 11
954 So, you're what another 5,000 years of evolution looks like? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
955 Yes, the paleo diet has been life changing. 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
956 How do you fit your hammer in that thing? 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
957 It’s great to return to the office. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
958 I missed my stop - years ago. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
959 Grog believe only good guy with club, can stop bad guy with club. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
960 Unfortunately my assets are still frozen. 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
961 I'm from the temp agency. Your company was desperate. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
962 So you can’t eat processed foods, dairy, or sugar but plenty of fish, nuts, and vegetables. 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
963 And then he says no more working remotely. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
964 Skip middleman. Get food! 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
965 Wait, there was no red wave? 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
966 Brooklyn has really changed. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
967 How come this cave is moving? 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
968 Are you really going to fend off an assault with a briefcase? 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
969 So I’ve gone full paleo. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
970 I only get work during a bear market. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
971 Sure, we had to move a few stops further out to get exactly what we wanted, but it’s cavernous. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
972 They said, "Expect delays." 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
973 You remind me of a younger version of myself. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
974 But then I got into politics. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
975 What do I do for a living? I bash mankind's hopes and dreams. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
976 I can hardly wait for my ancestry.com results” 1.2867 0.05121 143 114 17 12
977 Who does your hair? 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
978 You aren’t from around here are you? 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
979 I got a little carried away with my paleo diet. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
980 Parking aside, the drive was killing my feet. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
981 I’m the exact opposite of you. I speak softly, but carry a big stick. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
982 Yes, I am heavily invested in crypto. Why do you ask? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
983 Club him. Then feed him to the lions. Got it. I want half the cash up front. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
984 Me go clubbing in Big Apple. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
985 My firm went back to an eat-what-you-kill compensation model. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
986 I figured, if you're going to go paleo, go paleo! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
987 Are you going to the bear market, too? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
988 And that’s when I told her I wanted a modern Stone Age family 1.2847 0.05183 144 116 15 13
989 I find the direct approach works better. 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
990 Yeah, we moved into the cave during the pandemic, and we couldn't be happier." 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
991 She can have half of everything. I’d like to keep the rock. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
992 My wheels are in the shop. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
993 Yes, I am MAGA. Why do you ask? 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
994 Either you're early or I'm late. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
995 We have a lot in common, I invented fire and you fire people 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
996 Finally, my stop. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
997 Our definitions of "paleo lifestyle" differ. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
998 Do you know the stop for the natural history museum? 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
999 I think we can both agree that modern rock doesn't come close to the old stuff. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1000 I'm sensing some toxic masculinity. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1001 You know the CIA runs Facebook, right? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1002 Why does everyone keep asking me if I’m related to Andrew Cuomo? I’m a caveman. Not an asshole. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1003 If you stay on the Palio diet long enough, this will happen. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1004 So it kind of started with a drum circle at this men's weekend... 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1005 I can sense your judgment of my manspread. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1006 I'm so glad open carry is allowed here. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1007 I’m still having trouble with the concept of dressing for success. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1008 Are you SURE this will appeal to the jury? 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1009 I was a mugger but my probation program taught me I could make a better living as a performance anthropologist. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
1010 Life insurance. Are you kidding me? 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1011 Wait, what did YOU think "fire him" meant? 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1012 So how’s everyone at the office? 1.2824 0.05228 131 104 17 10
1013 Me think me thinks too much. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1014 Flintstone Industries. And you 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1015 A Raptor, T - Rex, and a Cave Man go into a bar.. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1016 Man, I am really really late for work. You? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1017 I hear they’re calling it Paleo now. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1018 You may have taken this Paleo thing a bit too far 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1019 I just listed my cave for $2.5 million. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1020 I've ridden dinosaurs cleaner than this 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1021 I used to be you. Then I went off the grid. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1022 Where do I pick up the BC train? 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1023 I'm gonna show up in court like this and hope they buy the insanity defense. I suggest you do the same. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1024 How much Neanderthal blood do you have? 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1025 I'm in hostile takeovers. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1026 So I figure that if I'm called a Neanderthal by my staff, then I might as well dress like one. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1027 I decided to go Paleo. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1028 So, you’re telling me that evolution is an oxymoron? 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
1029 And then yabba dabba, I found myself in a corporate job 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1030 It was my Halloween costume, but I’d never gotten so many compliments so here we are. 1.2808 0.04932 146 116 19 11
1031 Welcome to the jungle. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1032 Yes, I 'm on a paleo diet, why do you ask? 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1033 This trip has taken ages. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
1034 You look more like a gatherer than a hunter. 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
1035 Evolution really did you a favor by not giving you a neck. Trust me. 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
1036 These wait times have gotten out of hand. 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
1037 It was a really long wait for this train. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1038 Ya’ know, the wheel was my idea. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1039 Get out much? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1040 I’ve decided to simplify my life. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1041 Is that a Berluti briefcase? Very nice. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1042 Me bring work home too. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1043 I don't want to miss my link. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1044 I am your future self. The good news is that you can quit your job today. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1045 I'll stick with the axe - it's more humane. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1046 A Neanderthal, a Cromagnon, and a Homo habilis walked into a bar... 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1047 Jane said I should take the Crosstown Vine from Greenpoint. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1048 Your office doesn't dress up for Halloween? 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1049 I've given up on fighting it and decided to just embrace the recession this time. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1050 I'm ready for Russia to nuke us back to the Stone Age. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1051 I work at a diorama in the Museum of Natural History but I live in the Village. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
1052 Which stop is for the Museum of Natural History? 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
1053 Things seem to be trending more in my direction than in yours. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1054 Real men spread. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1055 One day I just asked myself; does Ugg run the firm or is the firm running Ugg? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1056 Fire was a noun in my day. 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1057 Today's employee evaluation day. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1058 What exactly is this 'manspreading'? 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
1059 This wall on the street you speak of - does it have cave drawings? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1060 I am thinking about having my chest waxed. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1061 Is Biden still president? 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
1062 Did you see that guy that just got off? Sheeze! 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1063 Not great, I discovered fired. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1064 Throwback Tuesday 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1065 I haven't been to the office in ages. 1.2778 0.04713 108 80 26 2
1066 Is this evolution or devolution? 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1067 You dress for the job YOU want; I'll dress for the job I want. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1068 Casual Friday 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1069 While it is true that we were not as fashion conscious as you, and we were not as well-read nor wealthy as your people, and surely your people have a leg up on us in the culinary department, it is also true that we chose much better leaders. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1070 I missed my stop. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1071 Ties are optional for us on Casual Fridays 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1072 I’m really embracing my new paleo diet 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1073 Counselor, my family has been insured with GEICO for a million years. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
1074 Another day, another river stone, am I right? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1075 You don't look as dumb as they said you would. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1076 "Hey friend, wanna catch some dinner?" 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1077 You know Mom still loves me better... 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1078 Normally, I work remotely. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1079 I do think you'll find that manspreading WAS a Neanderthal invention. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1080 You fight your battles your way, I'll fight mine my way. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1081 You bet Mr. President! I'm headin' down to DC, too...This time we're really gonna show'em what "uncivilized " looks like. 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
1082 You see, I need some investors for this idea I have. I call it 'the wheel' but I am totally flexible on the name 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1083 Yes, but no one messes with me. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1084 I threw out everything that didn’t bring me joy” @panosena @jpfl9 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1085 What in hell is a Nesting Doll? 1.2763 0.04778 152 121 20 11
1086 Which stop is the club district? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1087 Tell me about your man cave. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1088 Crypto has saved my life. I don't need to hunt OR gather anymore! 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1089 I knew this would happen when you got the MBA. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1090 Me? I teach Critical Rock Theory. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1091 Early Armani. Yours? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1092 The Stone Age is comparatively less threatening. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1093 A pocket square? ...you think? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1094 I have an exhibit at MOMA. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1095 I’m usually much earlier. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1096 Of course I’m wearing underwear! What do you think I am? A caveman? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1097 Feels like I've been riding this subway since the Stone Age. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
1098 How many stops till the Stone Age? 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1099 I’m allergic to synthetics. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1100 Wow. You must be one of those gatherers. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1101 You here to reinvent the wheel? 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1102 I’m guessing tighty whiteys. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1103 But I will need a good lawyer. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1104 I used to be a barbarian trader. Now I’m happy just being a barbarian. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
1105 Mondays, am I right? 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1106 Actually, the delay was way longer than anybody expected. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1107 We go by cave dwellers now. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
1108 I've been working remotely. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1109 You got fire? Me got fire too. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1110 Yea, we had the rat race too but we ate the rat the end of the day. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1111 I'm going as myself, how 'bout you? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1112 Meta made cuts. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1113 Fashion is cyclical." 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1114 You wanna go somewhere and get hammered? 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1115 I see this is your first subway trip. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1116 Poll duty. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1117 Wow, inflation hasn’t effected you at all. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
1118 I decided to go full paleo. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1119 Actually, I'm not from the past. I'm from the future. 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1120 I remember when this line ended at midtown. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1121 Ok, Boomer 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1122 Tell me more about this man cave of yours. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1123 This is the Ooga line. You need the Booga. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1124 The dinosaur quit on me. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1125 When my DNA results came back, I decided to embrace the Neanderthal in me 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1126 This thing would go a lot faster if we put our feet into it. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1127 So you tell me if I’m not careful I’ll end up like you? 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1128 You are going to look odd in Brooklyn 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1129 You wouldn’t believe the delay on the local! 1.2735 0.05513 117 94 14 9
1130 I’m fully embracing my inner Neanderthal 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1131 It’s all hush-hush for now, but we’re spinning off the hunting and gathering divisions. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1132 Hair implants?! 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
1133 Do you think clothes make the man? 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1134 It’s rent-stabilized, but we have to cook on an open fire. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1135 You'd think we'd have evolved necks by now. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1136 I'm Cro Magnon, what are you? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1137 I'm trying to evolve, believe me, but it is hard. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1138 Can you tell me the stop for the American Museum of Natural History? I need to speak with them. They have it all wrong 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1139 You work more than eight hours a week?!? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1140 Don't forget to vote 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1141 So you're saying to go with a Roth IRA over the traditional IRA 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1142 WANTED: A caption that doesn't reference the Paleo diet. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1143 I've been commuting for eons. You? 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
1144 Ever since I began my paleo diet it brought out the caveman in me. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1145 If you're wondering why you are sitting next to a caveman with a well-groomed Edwardian beard, you'll have to ask Lars. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1146 So you think Trump is a positive evolutionary result? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1147 Bulls and bears? You're worried about bulls and bears? Ha. That's funny. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1148 I have a Museum of Natural History gig. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
1149 Me?...I teach Pre-History... 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
1150 I do not believe in evolution either. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1151 The beard? No, I had this before COVID. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1152 Wanna walk into a bar together? 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1153 Before Trump, I used to carry a briefcase. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1154 Who’d you vote for! 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1155 Before I evolved I used to carry a brief case to work too. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1156 I'm going full Paleo 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1157 Mother always liked you better. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1158 The caveman: ‘I’m more of a bagel guy’. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1159 We're harvesting Mastodons right now" 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1160 Quiet quitting got me where I am today. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1161 I think we are in a different place in the fashion cycle 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1162 I haven't been clubbing in a while. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1163 Nice tie! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1164 Seems like eons since I had to go into the office. 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
1165 How about those Tigers?!! 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1166 Yes, we want conservatism to go back that far. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1167 These walls could use some paintings. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1168 Let’s just say, my club has a lot to offer. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1169 Which stop for Homo Erectus? 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1170 Cool! I'm an attorney, too. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1171 It doesn’t look like much of a weapon. 1.2710 0.04317 107 78 29 0
1172 So how do you fit your rock smasher in there 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1173 Oh, yeah? Well, I'd rather be a Neanderthal than a Republican! 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1174 Careful, it's a jungle out there. 1.2707 0.04151 133 99 32 2
1175 Oh, I’m a tenured professor of anthropology. Why do you ask? 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
1176 I have an appointment. Can I borrow your tie? 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1177 Why don’t we have necks 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
1178 Oh yeah? I say rock beat paper every time, and I can prove it. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1179 I beg your pardon. I believe I am the evolved one. 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
1180 Is it true this Wall Street place has occasional meat markets? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1181 Don’t you hate having to wear your pre-pandemic clothes? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1182 I build the most magnificent caves 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1183 Still wearing the monkey suit, huh? 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1184 You'd be surprised how much we have in common. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1185 Caves good. Loud rolling people carts, not so good. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1186 Could I be at risk of an adverse possession claim if a guy ends up squatting in my cave while I'm out on this mammoth hunt? 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1187 So is that thing how you show your manhood? 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1188 I suppose you no longer have axes to grind. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1189 Any place with a good pterodactyl soup around here? 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1190 You taking the test, too? 1.2696 0.04508 115 86 27 2
1191 my advice to you is get your man cave,now 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1192 And then she told me cave-manspreading is still considered manspreading 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1193 You call that a club? 1.2690 0.04182 145 110 31 4
1194 Sounds like we pretty much do the same kind of work. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
1195 Yours looks much easier to carry! 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1196 Do you have a moist towelette? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1197 I'm between jobs. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1198 Enjoy jury duty, sucker. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1199 Paper, rock, scissors? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1200 So you don’t wear animal print? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1201 I feel like I've been riding this train for ten thousand years 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1202 Underwear? What’s that? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1203 The fire I can make can burn about 20,000 documents an hour. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1204 I . . . do wear underpants . . . why do you ask? 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1205 You got any briefs in there? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1206 I'm pissed they brought us back full time. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1207 To be fair I think we both drank the Kool-Aid. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1208 You were in the next office from me at Lehman. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1209 She kicked me out of my man cave. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1210 It's a Flinstones Tribute Band. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
1211 I'm a hunter-gatherer. You? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1212 I rub it with amber resin to control the frizz. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1213 Can you interpret those strange markings on the walls? 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1214 After COVID I decided to go back to basics. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1215 ‘I felt that the cave no longer had anything to offer me.’ 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1216 They’re called ‘magic mushrooms’ and trust me, they’ll completely change your life. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1217 We have more in common than you'd think. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1218 I know how you feel... Jamie says we all have to show up at the office... 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1219 Didn't I see you at Burning Man? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1220 I used to be a coastal elite but then I opted for quiet quitting. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1221 You didn't get the memo? It's casual Friday, dude. 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
1222 If you think ennui is bad, try existential crisis. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1223 What do you dabba dabba do? 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1224 Where I come from we spend most of our time underground. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1225 How much did corporate pay you to sell out, Barney? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1226 No. 'They.' 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1227 Sprechen Sie Troglodeutsch? 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1228 Tools of the trade, am I right? 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1229 Keto convention at the Javits Center, you? 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
1230 My therapist is uptown. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1231 I work the early shift. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1232 So the scientists says, “No, we can’t refreeze you, and I says…” Am I boring you? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1233 I ran out of dating options 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1234 What's the problem buddy, you've never seen a lawyer before? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1235 we pretty much do the same things in suits now 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1236 Down here, we're all cavemen. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1237 Did you just tell me where to get off? 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1238 The historical reenactments get all the attention, but we were first 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1239 I'm the former CEO of MySpace." 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1240 Right now, I’m doing mostly freelance cave painting. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1241 I never expected to use the wheel for this. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1242 Another day, another dollar 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1243 What’s underwear? 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1244 Progress is an illusion 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1245 Is there a statute of limitations on a patent for inventing the wheel? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1246 Corner office or not, we're all Neanderthals. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1247 I preferred working from cave. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1248 I'm on my way to my new job at Twitter. 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1249 So this global warming thing, should we not have discovered fire? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1250 And then she called me a caveman 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1251 Ogg did fire. Ogg did wheel. Where Ogg financial compensation package? 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1252 You may wear a suit, but your argument is primitive. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1253 Turns out the paleo diet has some side effects. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1254 Must say your clothes look really uncomfortable, at least we got that right. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1255 Trust me. When you manspread, an axe will always beat a briefcase. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1256 Tell me about razors 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1257 I love your toupee. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1258 I quit wearing a tie during COVID. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1259 In my day, clout meant something different. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1260 No, I'm an HR manager... 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1261 Auto insurance? That's all you got? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1262 We don't have a bear market. We just eat 'em where we kill 'em" 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1263 Neanderthal. And you? 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1264 Look, I can get my lawyer, or we can do this the old-fashioned way. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1265 I'm running late. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1266 Man, I love your hair 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1267 I'm really into this new Paleo diet! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1268 What's the matter? Saber-toothed tiger got your tongue? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1269 I am a new hire with MTA. What about you? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1270 seems to me fella, not much has changed 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1271 I prefer a less civilized approach. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1272 Evolution is inevitable, but I’ll miss having a neck. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1273 This trip is taking eons. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1274 You and I are no different. If we switch they won't know the difference. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1275 You think YOU'VE been waiting! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1276 Christmas music already? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1277 You lost me at, “let’s not reinvent the wheel” 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1278 I've been riding this for ages. 1.2628 0.03914 137 102 34 1
1279 People keep telling me that this election has set us back. But I just don’t see it. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1280 This Paleo diet is really working for me. 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1281 Is this the Yabba Dabba Two Train? 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1282 I'm beginning to wonder if my school guidance counsellor was being sarcastic. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1283 But can you fit a club in there? 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1284 If I'm the uncivilized one, then how come you tried to get on the train before letting everyone else off? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1285 What's Halloween? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1286 It feels like ages since I asked the bus driver to call out my stop. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1287 I tried it your way. Didn't work for me. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1288 So, do you think things have changed for the better? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1289 We have more in common than you might think 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1290 How’s the paleo diet going? It’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1291 Now that I've won the election I'm tacking back to the right. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1292 Going to meet an old friend at the museum. You? 1.2623 0.05309 122 99 14 9
1293 I came to the city to find a wife 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1294 I found bringing the club eliminated the need for a briefcase. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
1295 'This thing sounds like someone needs to re-invent the wheel. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1296 Do you have a nickel for poor Charlie here? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1297 Hunter Gatherer. What do you do? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1298 It's very odd to be in a tunnel that is moving. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1299 Where were you on January 6? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1300 You’re not taking the Paleo diet seriously 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1301 What time is it? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1302 Are you sure we’re not related? 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1303 I used to be a vegan but recently switched to Paleo. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1304 Say, excuse me, where is the trans toilet? 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1305 Feels like we're going in reverse, right? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1306 A beard would hide your pretty mouth. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1307 How much lower do you go with the shaving?? 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1308 You'd think they would let me work from home. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1309 I like the ambience at 14th Street but the acoustics are a little primitive. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1310 So you say - first, I gotta get my G.E.D. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1311 We aren't so different. Like you, I also cook with fire. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1312 Darn, I went off and forgot my I-bone 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1313 Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, a missionary? 1.2609 0.06348 92 76 8 8
1314 Hi,I'm Charlie from the MTA. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1315 Corporates really loosened up the dress code since COVID hit. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1316 So, I think we would make a great team. You know, a "speak softly, carry a big stick" kinda thing. Whadda ya say? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1317 Paleo-Vegan. Why do you ask? 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1318 Anyways, the Patent Office said they'd get back to me 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1319 Today is my first day back from working from home 1.2609 0.05672 115 95 10 10
1320 I tell you, after we left the trees it all went downwards. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1321 Wanna hear my pitch for the next big thing? I called it the wheel! 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1322 My wife has me on that cave man diet 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1323 You want the 2/3. This is the B.C. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
1324 I wanted to get off centuries ago, but this thing is open in the back. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1325 I'm trying to decide which of us is more dangerous to the planet's future. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1326 Do you have any spare matches? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1327 Remember son, during the interview it's ok to talk about humble beginnings but don't mention you live in a cave. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1328 You may think that I came from the past, but I'm actually from your future. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1329 It was a bit odd at first, but now I'm comfortable working from home. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1330 Can't wait to get home to the man cave. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1331 No, it's a very exclusive club. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1332 Don't you hate having to bring your own supplies to the office? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1333 Can you tell me which stop is the Natural History Museum? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1334 Don't worry, I have an open carry license. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1335 How do I get to this bear market you speak of? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1336 We all evolve in different ways I guess. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1337 I'm from FarRockaway, You? 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1338 I work from home. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1339 Fire remains our core business, significant R&D to wheels, probably pick up a social platform in Q1. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1340 I do mergers and acquisitions too, but I do them my own way. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1341 I like what you’ve done with your caves. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1342 ...and that was when I realized I'd been working from home too long. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1343 We haven’t moved in ages. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1344 In town for a convention? 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1345 You've changed, Barney. 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1346 Which stop for Rockafella Center? 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1347 So you eat what you kill too? 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1348 No, actually I'm from the future. You know ... what goes around comes around. Right? 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1349 Dude, you think this bad, you should have seen the last global warming. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1350 Previously I only worked remotely. Got any tips for me on how to dress and which arm to carry the club with? 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1351 Well I think your necktie is kind of old-fashioned. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1352 I heard this job was so easy a caveman could do it. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1353 The working-from-cave thing turned out to be not as great as I thought it would be. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1354 So, what's new? 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1355 I feel like evolution passed me by. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1356 Do you know if the A train connects with the yabba dabba D? 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1357 You’re overthinking this! 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1358 I'm a victim of 'cancel culture.' 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1359 I'm in hunting and gathering. You? 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1360 If you're looking for a real man, here I am. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1361 My boss said I look different on Zoom. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1362 Does this line go to the paleolithic era? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1363 Hard day at the office? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1364 40,000 years with the same company and still every day feels like I’m fighting for my life. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1365 You’re gonna dress like that and tell me no one’s reinvented the wheel yet? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1366 Didn't you get the memo? It's Throwback Thursday 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1367 Where Rat Race? Grog hungry. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1368 We invented the wheel, you know! 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1369 You want to see some petroglyphs in my man cave? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1370 So, yeah, you dress all civilized and such, but what about The Big Lie? 1.2576 0.05001 132 107 16 9
1371 I’m getting ready for history to repeat itself. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1372 I'm an Originalist. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1373 You overturned Roe? Wow, that's barbaric... 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1374 I'm stopping by the American Museum of Natural History to see family. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1375 The gang said they were going clubbing after work. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1376 I’ve always loved you 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1377 Hi, I'm a hunter. You must be a gatherer. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1378 My first visit to the city, actually. You? 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
1379 I hope you're properly grateful for those round things under us, which I came up with, that are getting you to work on time today. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1380 You think I'm outdated? You're the one who can't work from home! 1.2569 0.03911 144 109 33 2
1381 My clocks went back a little too far. 1.2569 0.04402 109 82 26 1
1382 I'm a head hunter. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1383 Experience tells me to hit the lion on the head to get the lion's share. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1384 They dug the subway tunnel right through my man cave. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1385 I swear this line lasts forever. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1386 Do you hate the director as much as I do? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1387 What? Never seen a bald person before? 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1388 What do you mean the pandemic is over? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1389 I decided to get back to basics -- from Mergers and Acquisitions to Hunting and Gathering. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1390 My doctor suggested I give the Paleo diet a try. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1391 You should have called an Uber. I’ve been on this train for centuries. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1392 So..... is the future something better? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1393 I'm supposed to be a caveman going as Rob Reiner, not the other way around. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1394 No, Harry, you can’t go clubbing with a suitcase. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1395 Cave to cubicle. Still in a tunnel. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1396 Yes, its been ages; the last time I took the subway to Manhattan, every passenger was reading a newspaper. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1397 I miss the pandemic. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1398 This train delay is taking longer than evolution. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1399 Do you really like wearing a suit and tie? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1400 How's the gathering business these days? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1401 Me think not need insurance agent. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1402 No, this is not a costume. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1403 I was the one who invented the Wheel of Fortune. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1404 I'm really not happy about the "back to the office" edict. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1405 Nice outfit. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1406 Dad? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1407 I'm not saying this club will fix all your problems, but it will definitely help. 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
1408 Paleo diet is so last year. Now it's paleo-everything. 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1409 You were fired? What's that? 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
1410 Turns out A bunch of us were frozen in the Polar Cap. Grateful for global warming. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1411 Did you also struggle with your job while working from home? 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1412 Hunter-gatherer" if you're woke. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1413 You ever invest in PaleoCoin? The returns are rock solid 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1414 Here's a cheaper way to get your food. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1415 My boss told us to reinvent the wheel, so I thought I'd get into character. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1416 I still don't see how this is considered evolved. 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
1417 I love Halloween. It's the only day of the year that people don't stare at me and my hand axe." 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1418 Of course I take the train in. I’m a caveman, not a barbarian. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1419 How long did i sleep? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1420 I thought this train would never come! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1421 No, You need to transfer to the L-4, to get to the 21st century 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1422 I normally take the A Train 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1423 This city's subway is downright primitive. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1424 You're behind the times. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1425 Can I talk to you about some amazing opportunities in crypto 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1426 My mistake was betting on futures. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1427 What? I’m from Queens. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1428 Is that uncomfortable outfit a punishment? 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1429 I really want to meet rolling stone. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1430 Everyday huh? My hand device lasts for days without charging. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1431 What are you going as? 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1432 I've tried them all, and Paleo is the optimal human diet. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1433 "So, what's your pronoun?" 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1434 Are you ready for Black Friday? 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1435 It all started when I bought that flip phone. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1436 I'm in mergers and acquisitions too. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1437 Aren't briefcases a little outdated? 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1438 How do you kill prey with that thing? 1.2540 0.04207 126 96 28 2
1439 Our start-up is in the prehistoric phase. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1440 Just divorced and my wife got the cave. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1441 Invest in crypto? What cave have you been living in? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1442 I plan to work remotely once I master the spear. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1443 Nobody tells ME when to put on a mask. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1444 Cave man, trader, same same, right? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1445 I’m a broker, too. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1446 Clothes don't make the man. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1447 I decided to go back to basics. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1448 I’m part of the security detail 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1449 When I get homesick I come down here. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1450 This is the best you could do with the wheel? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1451 I feel like I’m stuck in the Stone Age at work. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1452 I actually have found that the ‘Paleo diet’ works better if you really buy in 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1453 Man, I haven’t worn a tie since March 2020. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1454 I’m thinking of cashing in my 401K because my life expectancy is only 36 years! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1455 I recommend taking the express, not the local. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1456 So each day is still a grind? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1457 So, how about those Giants? 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1458 I'm preparing for the future 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1459 You do this every day? 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1460 Are you saying I should buy low and sell high? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1461 New York was way cooler when I moved here. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1462 ‘You ever been axed?’ 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1463 It appears that the gatherer’s won out. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1464 You no neck 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1465 What do you mean cavemanspreading? 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1466 I have to go into the office one day a week, too. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1467 My wife said it’s time to leave my man-cave and go back to work. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1468 Lets me tell you about the good old days. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1469 And that's when I started questioning the concept of the traditional workplace. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1470 Why do you wear that thing around your neck? 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1471 Really! My wife’s a bean counter too! 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1472 Survival of the fittest, my ass! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1473 So you're saying life gets easier?... 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1474 Hunter and gather. And you? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1475 So you're telling me that you catch dinner with that box thing? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1476 The subway's pretty neat, but the rest of it sucks. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1477 I applied for a lower paleolithic position, and figured I'd work my way up to middle paleolithic management, then, if I'm lucky, bronze age. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1478 Hostile takeovers — your what do you do? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1479 Welcome to the 21st century" 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1480 Where can I get good Brontosaurus in the city? 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1481 Since starting the Paleo diet, my beard has really helped with the ladies. You might give it a try. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1482 This Paleolithic diet is less about what you eat and more about changing your lifestyle. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1483 I actually work from home, but it's nice to get out of the cave every now and then. 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1484 It's an early period piece, opening off broadway. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1485 Metro . . . Retro . . . what's the difference when Wall Street hits rock bottom! 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1486 My life plan is based on The Flintstones. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1487 How are we going to have a Yabba Dabba Doo time when all you do is work, Barney? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1488 Congrats on the promotion, Cronk. I knew the bosses would love that whole “fire” thing you came up with. 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1489 Well, basically . . . 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1490 If you represent the future I'm getting off here 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1491 Where are you from? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1492 When they ran the subway through my cave I was issued a free pass. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1493 The club ensures I won't get any dirty looks for manspreading. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1494 I hear The Rockettes are fun. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1495 Subway security guard is my side hustle. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1496 What? You never saw a bald guy before. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1497 Boss say Grog no more ‘work from cave’. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1498 I see you forgot that it's Casual Friday. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1499 Let's get hammered . 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1500 I could have walked there faster. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1501 Is this the bus for the hunter-gatherers’ meetup? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1502 Yes, I have riding been a long time. On the other hand, no one ever bothers me. 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
1503 We're a start-up. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1504 Atleast no one messes with me. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1505 "Actually, it's surprisingly comfortable. But next season I'm going to ask for pockets." 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1506 I go commando 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1507 Take my advice, short Mastodons. 1.2500 0.04604 156 128 17 11
1508 I really love the newest paleo diet. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1509 So you’re saying that my cave drawings can be NFTs? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1510 I'm working on a thing called "Fire". It's just a startup right now. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1511 Did you listen to the new Taylor Swift album yet? 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1512 Yes, Paleo. How did you guess? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1513 Oh shoot, I thought it was Casual Friday. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1514 And you think your train was delayed… 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1515 I could teach you a few things about sealing the deal. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1516 I couldn’t maintain the diet without the lifestyle. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1517 I gave up the tie to get back to my roots. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1518 I prefer classic rock. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1519 This can go one of two ways. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1520 First I cut out sugar, then processed food, then carbs. Now I’m headed up to Central Park to hunt squirrel. It’s a slippery slope. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1521 I prefer "hominid-spreading". 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1522 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do know Barney Rubble. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1523 And what’s wrong with living in the past? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1524 Are we going backwards or forwards? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1525 My wife said I’ve taken my paleo diet to far. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1526 What do you mean, ‘the Halloween party was cancelled?’ 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1527 You can at least lose the tie, Buddy. It's primitive Friday. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1528 I went clubbing last night - so what did you do? 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1529 I'm here to go clubbing. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1530 This is when America was Great! 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1531 Things change Dude. Rock on a stick is the new briefcase. Get with it! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1532 I'm in loins. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1533 I’m heading home from clubbing and you’re going to work. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1534 I came for the cave drawings but stayed for the live stock. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1535 I'm from the future Mr. Trump. This will only hurt for a second. 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1536 Thank God it's Friday, right? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1537 You seem overdressed for working down here. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1538 We prefer to be called natural formation dwellers. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1539 I can take out anyone you want in exchange for you eliminating a certain saber-toothed tiger. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1540 Yeah we call it CaveManCon, sort of like an appreciation of how our ancestors used to live in the stone age. Unprocessed foods, simple machines, flint tools. The whole thing. Crazy sex parties too. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1541 I'm a poll watcher. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1542 I offer a bigger bang for the buck. 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1543 Nobody mugs me anymore. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1544 I know your type but the right to bare arms is one we’ll never surrender. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
1545 Why work at Amazon, when you can be Amazon! 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1546 So, you’re trying the Wall Street diet? 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
1547 Inflation will get worse. Trust me, I can read the writing on my wall. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1548 I’m not so sure about this Bring Your Child to Work Day thing, Dad. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1549 You're fooling no one. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1550 I'm muscular. You're just fat. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1551 Get rid of the suit, man. You’ve clearly failed to evolve with the zeitgeist in this political environment. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1552 I'm on my way to be deposed in a case about reinventing the wheel. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1553 So, how's your love life? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1554 I'm subletting my cave if you know anyone who's looking. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1555 Our casual Frdays are extremely casual. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1556 Are you really a man? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1557 I prefer Homo sapien over just plain homo. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1558 A bearish market, you say? I was really hoping for some bison… 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1559 I used to dress like you , but then I became a MAGA Republican 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1560 What's that smell? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1561 I’m still not sure it is time for me to return to my office. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1562 They’ll date me and marry you 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1563 I invented the flat tax. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1564 I'm running very late. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
1565 I'm starring in a production called 'Living off the Grid' 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1566 Okay, Mr. Trump, I confessed that I know Sandy Hook was not a hoax. Now it’s your turn to come clean with the American people. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1567 Fred, I have not seen you since the stone ages. How are you yabba dabba doing? 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1568 It started with a bet to see if I could get off social media for a week and then…you know. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1569 It makes no sense, I can make fire at home just as easily as in the office. 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1570 Me Unga win Republican nomination but lose in general. Must be rigged. 1.2458 0.05374 118 98 11 9
1571 I’m told I can be a bit conservative. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1572 Well, if you're only here for a few days, I'd recommend seeing the wolly mammoth exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1573 First day back after lockdown. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1574 I swear! My name is Donald J. Trump. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1575 You think your job's tough? Really? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1576 Back to the grindstone. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1577 Yes, Twitter HR. How did you know? 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1578 Can I tell you how I made millions in crypto? 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1579 This crime wave has sent us back eons. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1580 It's not just a diet, pal. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1581 Are you happy? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1582 This is my Power Suit! 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1583 Ive been told women prefer a more masculine looking man. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1584 I was promoted after I discovered how to light a fire under my team. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1585 If you smartest person in room, you in wrong room. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1586 Tell me, are mammoths still a thing? 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1587 Wanna go clubbing after work tonight? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1588 Well, yes, the Heisenberg equation applies but only in the context of Ehrenfest's theorem of time evolution within in the Heisenberg picture…” 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1589 This commute is easier since they invented the wheel. 1.2451 0.05818 102 85 9 8
1590 It’s vintage. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1591 I'm a good hunter, but my resume's kinda week on gathering. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1592 I’m back to prove the cudgel mightier than the sword. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1593 This is where evolution is heading? Really? 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
1594 I can't believe we're getting married at City Hall! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1595 How about those Knicks? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1596 Ok now you’re really pissing me off 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1597 I’m worried about the Supreme Court 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1598 I supported you and look what happened. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1599 Do you kill your own leather? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1600 Smirk all you want, but if I hadn't invented the wheel, you'd be walking to work ! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1601 You’re the worst financial advisor ever. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
1602 Are you sure you don't want to go clubbing with me? 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
1603 In your case, how does 'bringing home the bacon' work exactly? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1604 "Do you want to go clubbing after work?" 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1605 You know why I carry this? Your legal system ain't working. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1606 I’m a headhunter, you? 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1607 I invented the wheel and look where it got me. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1608 Then after I discovered fire I invented the wheel. You're welcome! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1609 I'm all-in on Paleo. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1610 I feel 'civilization' is such a subjective term. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1611 It's my weekend off from the natural history museum 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1612 Yes, it's me... Rob Reiner!" 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1613 I am a consultant downtown. They want my advice about working from home. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1614 I'm an actor in Paleolithic exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. What do you do? 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1615 I tried living the executive life, but I found returning to my roots more gratifying. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1616 I can't believe they're making us work on a Saturday. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1617 I like that the silver line avoids predators. 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
1618 I also miss remote work. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1619 And then Gork says, “Yeah, but the derivative markets are softer than they’ve ever been!” What do you think? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1620 I'll club the rats and you'll sneak them out in your briefcase. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1621 No offense, but you remind me of a brontosaurus egg. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1622 Sorry, I'm from out of town. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1623 Sorry pal, but 'guy wearing a suit' isn't a real Halloween costume. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1624 Have you seen my MAGA hat? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1625 Spare a few shells? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1626 No, seriously, our votes count the same! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1627 Musk just brought me on as content moderator, you? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1628 You threaten a suit; I threaten assault. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1629 I get to work from home. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1630 Wanna kill some time and play Rock, Paper, Scissors? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1631 Do you keep your club at the office? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1632 Do you happen to know how mastodon tusk is doing on the Dow today? 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1633 Probably the same place you keep your MetroCard. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1634 What a coincidence! I'm running for President in 2024 too! 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1635 I'm visiting your time to get the cure for male pattern baldness. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1636 Which stop for the gay bar Role Play? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1637 As an insurance agent I agree: fire bad! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1638 I'M THE NEW SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1639 Wow - I never thought we'd evolve to this! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1640 And you are what we evolved into ???!!! 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1641 After COVID, casual Fridays have changed a lot. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1642 No. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't have pegged you a conservative. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1643 You wouldn't believe what it takes to get off the grid these days 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1644 You golf? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1645 I'm from the Bronx. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1646 One of us is in for a surprise when we get off this train. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1647 Wharton for my MBA , you? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1648 Job interview, huh? 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1649 It's a jungle out there, too. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1650 My wife told me to man up. 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1651 You can understand why I can't work from home 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1652 Of course I'm Cro-MAGA! 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1653 Actually, this is my first day back in the office in a long time. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1654 I really prefer working remotely. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1655 So if I ask for this "divorce," will she have to move out of the cave or will I? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1656 Yeah, I’ve been without internet for a year now. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1657 TGIF. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1658 It was only a nickel back then. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1659 I just got back my DNA test back, turns out I'm not 100% Neanderthal...I'm actually 2% Italian. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1660 I'm not evolved enough to stop manspreading. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1661 Is Bedrock after Bedford? Can never remember. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1662 The wait was longer than expected. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1663 Climate change has forced me to travel each day to hunt for food and gather plants. Thank god for the subway. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1664 I can’t Zoom in the wild so I have go into the office. 1.2407 0.04337 108 83 24 1
1665 I work remotely. You should try it. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1666 Dude, quit homo erectus- spreading. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1667 I missed my stop a long time ago.” 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
1668 And you think YOUR boss is a dinosaur?! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1669 And I'm the uncivilized one? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1670 I don’t like bringing my work home, either, but we’ve got Neanderthals coming for dinner. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1671 Your attitudes towards women seem a little regressive. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1672 The museum of Natural History...You? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1673 When I got on board the fare was five cents. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1674 Just another day at the rock pile. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1675 Hundeds of years of evolution, got us where? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1676 So... are you applying for the homo erectus job? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1677 Seems like I've been doing this commute for thousands of years! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1678 I've been riding the subway safely many years! 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1679 So, a mastodon, a sabre-tooth tiger and a Cro-Magnon man walk into a cave... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1680 I could never go back into the office." 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1681 Do you want to get stoned ? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1682 Actually, I've never had an unsuccessful meeting. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1683 You’re going to feel ridiculous when you’re the only one at work who didn’t dress up. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1684 Don't even think about judging me. I'm trying a paleo diet that incorporates method acting. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1685 We think the Amish are way too worldly. 1.2397 0.05381 121 102 9 10
1686 I read that the next war would be fought with sticks and stones 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1687 You know, it's a more demanding diet than I expected. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1688 My Brontosaurs is in the shop. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1689 You can call yourself a "real" New Yorker after you've lived here for 10,000 years. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1690 I stubbed my toe. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1691 So this is the future....Riding to work in underground tubes with tight neckties and bulky suits? I think I'll go back to when I came from, where work means comfortable clothes and a day in the sun. 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
1692 Yes, I'm from the Troglodyte Republican off shoot. 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
1693 Well, good luck with your interview. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1694 And you don’t eat any of them? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1695 I can't believe you're older than me!!! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1696 I’m in HR with Twitter. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1697 Are you a club member? 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1698 Didn't sleep a wink last night Barney. Dino snores all night. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1699 I normally work from home. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1700 Mondays, huh? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1701 I consider myself an "Originalist." 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1702 Why do you carry your hammer in a briefcase? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1703 Let men get this straight... nobody here hunts or gathers? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1704 Don't be nervous, little man, I'm from the future. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1705 Are you here for the big Twitter layoff? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1706 A word to the wise: baggy pants are out of style. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1707 Is that what gatherers wear these days? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1708 I was like you once. Then I decided to start my own tech company. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1709 nice wig, bruh 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1710 Oh no! What have you let them do to you? 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1711 Been a yabba-dabba-doozy of a year, amirite? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1712 Hunter or gatherer? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1713 Halloween was last week? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1714 And to my great- great - great- great - great - grandchild I give all my weapons 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1715 After working from cave for two years, I wonder if I’ve changed. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1716 Retro clothing Friday 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1717 ... and that's what I learned from corporate America 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1718 So you’re Barney’s great great great great great great great great great great grandson? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1719 Do you think I should shave my legs for my job interview? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1720 I didn't get the part. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1721 Did he say the next stop was Anno Domini? I stayed on too long. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1722 Remember. I’m the leverage. You’re the buyout. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1723 Really?! Well I think you're a bit outdated yourself! 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1724 Look what they've done to my home." 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1725 These days even a caveman needs an accountant. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1726 How do I get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1727 My wife has been calling me a caveman for years! So I finally caved in. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1728 That's interesting. I'm ALSO secure in my masculinity. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1729 I used to be just like you. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1730 You'd better change at West 4th Street. You don't look like you come from my neighborhood. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1731 IRS once stand for Is Really Stuck. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1732 It was all I had left after investing everything in crypto 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1733 The ‘H’ is silent buddy. Hard ‘T’. Nee-an-dra-tall. Got it? 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1734 Are you man or woman? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1735 I may be a caveman but my 401k actually rose this year. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1736 How did you get your cudgel to fit into that thing? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1737 Yes sir, I will generously exchange a handful of seeds for your crypto currency. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1738 Trump?! The guy from TV box?! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1739 Switching from Hedge Fund Manager to Hunter-Gatherer was easier than I thought. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1740 I knew you when you were a tadpole. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1741 It's been delayed for how long? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1742 Is it Friday yet? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1743 My wife thinks I'm taking my Paleo Diet too far. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1744 My therapist said to get in touch with my roots. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1745 It’s not returning to the office I hate. It’s the commute. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1746 Be patient, you will be upgraded. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1747 It's 'Hammertime.' 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1748 Paleo diet? Never heard of it. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1749 Excuse me, did I miss the stop for the Capitol Building? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1750 Actually, we're really not that much different. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1751 What do you mean you don't gather? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1752 I said to myself: Harold, you can pine for the good old days or... 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1753 Guess we all have to put food on the table in our own ways. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1754 So this is how it ends. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1755 Can you spare some flint? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1756 Where do I get off for Central Park? I'm in a play. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1757 You know this wouldn't be possible without my wheel. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1758 What did she mean by ‘manspreading in a loincloth’? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1759 So you are telling me I can’t use a Metrocard anymore? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1760 Think the leopard print too loud? 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1761 Would you like to join my club? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1762 God, I miss AOL. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1763 WE GOT TO GO BACK TO HAND-COUNTING BALLOTS 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1764 Seen any cave bears? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1765 I prefer a simple, honest life. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1766 Sadly, working from cave is no longer an option for me. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1767 She can have the kids and the cave, but no way does she get the mastodon 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1768 Casual Friday lets me get back to my roots. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1769 Attorney client privilege? We talk of nothing else in our cave. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1770 So where do you keep your club? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1771 Work's not bad. It's the commute that gets to me. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1772 I find analog leaves a lasting impression. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1773 Actually, I'll be getting off at the Bronze Age. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1774 I was hired to fix an issue with the wheel. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1775 No, I haven't returned to the office. Why do you ask? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1776 Think we may have taken this good cop/bad cop thing a bit too far 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1777 I can’t believe we have to go back to the office 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1778 The guy at the car repair shop said he'd give me a call when they invent the wheel. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1779 This cave has too many delays. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1780 I mostly hunt rats. How about you? 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1781 One more stop and then cave sweet cave. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1782 As a personal coach, I help my clients meet their goals in hunting, gathering, and sales. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1783 We stopped being able to work from cave last week. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1784 Politics has devolved. I'm running for Senator in the Cro-MAGA-non Party. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
1785 A stone axe is surprisingly useful on Wall Street. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1786 You're so lucky. When I was your age, I had to ride a T-Rex to work" 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1787 Don’t you think your overdressed for a subterranean cave? 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1788 My kids sick so I’m hitting the Halloween beat this year. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1789 They call me in when they see a bear market coming. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1790 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1791 Not ready for a bear market, are ye? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1792 Lawyer or not, we wield cudgels. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1793 So...does it get any better? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1794 We're going back to basics. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1795 Forgive me, but you seem a bit overdressed for the A train. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1796 When I invented the wheel, I never expected them to be so noisy. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1797 This is so much faster than using your feet. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1798 Do you know anyone who needs a physical therapist? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1799 They said we had to return to the office but they didn't say there was a dress code. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1800 It was so much better working from home 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1801 I’ve been away. Catch me up on the latest news. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1802 Yes, my wheel was primitive, but I didn't have to share it with idiots. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1803 Did they just say it will be another 10,000 year delay? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1804 Man, I just decided to find my inner self during Covid. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1805 No. I didn't pack a lunch. I plan to just hunt it down. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1806 And then I waited forever at 34th Street. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1807 They are still expecting you to wear a suit and tie to work? How barbaric. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1808 so the secret is shampoo? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1809 I’m obviously a Republican. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1810 I'm actually your future. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1811 I get the cave, she gets the unicorn 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1812 Well, I guess I have been off the grid for a while now." 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1813 Do you feel that the current tenets of faith and humanity spring largely from Judeo-Christian belief systems? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1814 A time box brought me her to warn you not to run for President! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1815 Bet you weren't into crypto. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1816 „I just came back from a Sabbatical.“ 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1817 It all started with Keto. 1.2326 0.04984 129 108 12 9
1818 How do you kill anything with that? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1819 The hammer came with the promotion. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1820 I've lost 12 pounds -- and I've only been Paleo for a week! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1821 Do you honestly think using public transit would offset wearing that emission-intensive suit? 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1822 I freelance now to make ends meet. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1823 Listen, a whole lot more people talk to me this way. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1824 With my lifestyle now, I have no carbon footprint. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1825 Just waiting for the train in front of us to move. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1826 After years trapped in a diorama at the Museum of Natural History, I finally broke free. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1827 There were no razors in the diorama. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1828 Where am I? 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1829 I just kept moving bit by bit towards living a lifestyle from a simpler time, and I ended up like this. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1830 I'm studying to be Donald Trump" "I'll follow you anywhere. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1831 Consensus, conshmensus! 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1832 Hunting or gathering? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1833 Regression is progression 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1834 Are all of New York City's caves this loud? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1835 Sir, this is the Z line, not the B.C.E line… 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1836 You have to admit we Republicans took a beating. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1837 I'm in town for the Republican Convention. Got a problem with that? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1838 I'm rehearsing for the future. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1839 Yeah, but mine is bigger than yours. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1840 Don't ya just hate taking work home? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1841 Any openings for hunter-gatherers? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1842 The last Wednesday of the month, we get together and reenact the discovery of fire. You know. The golden years. Then we dance. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1843 It’s pre-historic Friday at the office. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1844 Excuse me my dear Sir. Are you a dinosaur? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1845 Krag offended by phallic tie. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1846 Back in my day, a briefcase was a weapon 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1847 What animal did you kill for your clothing? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1848 I'm willing to do anything for food, even accounting. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1849 Yup, been doing the Paleo diet for over 3 months now and as you can see, it's working 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1850 Forget that diet - you got to get all the way in! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1851 Yeah. I know Halloween was 2 weeks ago, but it's Casual Friday's today at the office. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1852 Well, I never saved for retirement. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1853 Is this the train to bedrock? 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1854 Remember...at the meeting let me do all the grunting. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1855 Seems like I’ve been working remote for ages. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1856 I gather you don't hunt much. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1857 I'm living simpler since my IRA tanked. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1858 I’ve decided to take quiet quitting to an entirely new level and degree. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1859 I've been working remotely from my mancave for ages. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1860 I want the settlement I deserve. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1861 Fire is a hot commodity. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1862 Hunter gathering is the way to go these days, bro. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1863 So I won a seat in Congress and they tell me I need to get a new wardrobe. Mind if I ask where you got that suit? 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
1864 I’m meeting a relative at the Museum of Natural History. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1865 It’s been a while since I had to go into the office 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1866 No I'm not a time traveller I'm trying to get back to basics. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1867 How can you stand wearing a suit? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1868 You’ve got to be kidding me. All of you think WE’RE the barbaric ones? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1869 It's the incessant meetings, am I right? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1870 Care to test your assumption of the modem man’s superiority? 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1871 This is the E Train. You're gonna want to change to the F at Queens Plaza and take that to Rockefeller Center. I used to make the same mistake all the time. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1872 So you think the pen is mightier than the club? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1873 It just sorta progressed from casual Friday. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1874 I’m a campaign strategist for the guy you hate, but voted for. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1875 No, I’m a judge. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1876 Don't worry, Donald. I'm one of your ancestors and we have almost all the same traits. 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1877 The classified documents are in the club. 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1878 I'm thinking of cutting back on the Paleo Diet. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1879 Thog hate riding subways. Too many weirdos. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1880 In my times, we walked 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1881 My assets are all in cave paintings. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1882 I am exercising my 2nd amendment rights 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1883 Subways. Safest mode of transportation. No one ever bothers me 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1884 I yearn for a simpler time. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1885 Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm going clubbing. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1886 Thanks to you,my ex-wife got the cave. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1887 Thanks. It’s Balenciaga. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1888 So, I can take only one thing back to my era - a cure for baldness or the wheel. What’s it gonna be, what’s it gonna be… 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1889 I’m not man spreading. I’m a Neanderthal. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1890 Manspreading was a much bigger problem in my day. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1891 What a coincidence! My favorite group is the Stones, too. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1892 I just got really into paleo. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1893 I never take a work problem home, unless it’s chasing me. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1894 I'll trade my club for whatever's in that box. 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
1895 I tried the 9 to 5 thing. I find the actual jungle is easier than the concrete one. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1896 This is my first day back after working from home 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1897 Do you have the times? 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1898 How soon back to Paleolithic? 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1899 What? It’s casual Friday. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1900 Does this train stop at Mastodon Heights? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1901 So you just bore your enemies to death? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1902 I thought this was casual Friday. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1903 I've been looking for you 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1904 Do you think I would qualify for a cave improvement loan? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1905 How’d you wind up in gathering? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1906 Do you work at Geico too? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1907 There's no way you're older than me. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1908 And "money" is what again exactly? 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1909 I remember when a cave was just a cave. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1910 Going clubbing? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1911 So I wouldn't give up my seat to a pregnant woman and she calls me a Neanderthal. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1912 I’d have never met my wife if it weren’t for this tool right here. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1913 When I called they said to dress casual. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1914 It's not easy being Rob Reiner. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1915 I just had a wolf on Wall Street for breakfast this morning. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1916 I was you, once 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1917 Same planet, different tools. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1918 I was told I might have to fight for a seat, so.... 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1919 When I was your age, we could draw on the walls. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1920 Yes,I am on the Paleo Diet. Why do you ask? 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1921 I wanted to go full paleo. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1922 No, I'm not from here. How did you guess? 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1923 Yep, it sure is a jungle out there. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1924 it’s the original casual friday look. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1925 They can phase me out, but not my MetroCard. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1926 I just escaped the Natural History Museum... what's your excuse for having hideous hair? 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
1927 Me got hot date. You? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1928 well, yabadabadoo, to you sir. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1929 We basically have the same goals..... 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1930 And what would I do with that bridge?” 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1931 Sure, it's a hole in the wall, but it's still technically a brownstone. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1932 Mondays, right? 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1933 Do a cave painting - it lasts longer. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1934 Remember when they used to let us be real men? 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1935 I used to be just like you, working the 9 to 5 grind. Now look at me! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1936 Can I interest you in a time share ? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1937 I saw on Truth Social that the real Flintstones era has begun and all of us should come downtown, armed and ready to defend our God-given rights to not wear shoes. Or underwear, for that matter! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1938 Well just my luck you are patent attorney. It's called a “club” 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1939 Paleo is so much more than a diet. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1940 So does this make you a hunter or a gatherer? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1941 Some day my son, this will all be yours. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1942 You think your dress code is tough. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1943 I only had to run from the dinosaurs. You have the AG for the SDNY, the AG for Georgia, the Jan 6th committee AND the Justice Dept. breathing down your neck. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1944 I've decided to get back to basics. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1945 Has anyone ever tried drawing on these walls? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1946 I'm afraid this is the BCE line, sir. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1947 For me Keto wasn't so much a diet as a lifestyle. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1948 Well, so that's my story. What's yours? 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1949 Your moving caves are cool. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1950 And you guys think my CAVE is primitive? 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
1951 ... just 2 more years to retirement, they said. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1952 I plan to make a killing in the bear market. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1953 You call that progress? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1954 Telecommuting was never really an option. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1955 Our fight club has a strict concussion protocol. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1956 And I asked myself, as a priest, do I ever get to really "retire"? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1957 I thought you'd have evolved out of the caves by now 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1958 What exactly is this thing supposed to do? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1959 You know, this is really starting to feel like home. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1960 I came to the city to better understand coastal elites. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1961 I use talcum powder when it starts to bunch up 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1962 Is Far Rockaway as idyllic as it sounds? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1963 Do you think it's deductible? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1964 Some say I've been working from home for too long. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1965 And if you don't win, I'm ready. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1966 You know what your little box needs? Wheels. I just invented them! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1967 I'll be asking for a raise today 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
1968 Wall Street? Isn't that a bit barbaric? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1969 Heading for the Metropolitan Museum. Any suggestions? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1970 The first thing I want to see is this Bull Market. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1971 At least I'm still evolving. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1972 I supervised the last safety inspection. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1973 This club has all the features that I need. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1974 You're in finance? What's the exchange rate on rocks these days? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1975 Yes, it is astonishing — I only started my Paleo diet last week. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1976 I decided to go "all-in" for the Paleo Diet & lifestyle. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1977 First time in New York? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1978 Is this back to the Stone Age or back to the future? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1979 I hope you're not in a hurry. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1980 Why do they scrub off the paintings? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1981 I find your tools fascinating and totally ineffective. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1982 I know. I should be wearing shoes. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1983 I’m still working on reinventing the commute. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1984 It’s more than just a paleo diet, it’s a lifestyle! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1985 The hardest part of the return to the office transition is lugging my equipment back and forth. 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
1986 I enjoy clubbing on the weekends". 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1987 I could have joined the sapiens crowd a long time ago, but I had to stay true to my roots. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1988 For me to defend you in court, you’re gonna need to drop the weapon. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1989 If it makes you feel any better, you'd probably still be president where I come from. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1990 I envy you, I haven't been clubbing in years... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1991 These train delays really set me back. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1992 It's the Neo-Paleo diet. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1993 I used to be a gatherer, too. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1994 This place is savage. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1995 No I’m heading to Lascaux the caverna not taverna 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1996 Just getting a jump on life before more Supreme Court decisions 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1997 Yabba-dabba-do Times Square 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1998 My ideas may be primitive, but at least I dress the part. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1999 It's not just a diet, it's a total lufestyle 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2000 Your office doesn’t do “casual Fridays”? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2001 Huh! And here I thought all MBAs were the same. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2002 I have a mammoth commute. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2003 Tuesdays and Thursdays I work from home too 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2004 I have to get off at Times Square to hunt a woolly mammoth. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2005 Yup, found it at the vintage store for half off. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2006 "So, it's a startup..." 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2007 Conversely, a club belongs to me. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2008 So I told him, I told him, my mace at home is way bigger, way bigger, huge in fact. But I can’t bring it with me cause it is so big. But not because I can’t carry it, because I’m very strong, the strongest man alive, so strong. It’s because it doesn’t fit in the train it’s so big… 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2009 I'm a Homo sapien, not a homosexual, buddy. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2010 I only go as far as Hunter College. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2011 “The right club can really help you to succeed.” 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2012 When we get to the IRS office, you do the talking and I’ll do the clubbing in the head.” 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2013 Have some time to spare? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2014 So cave traveling is still a thing I guess 1.2245 0.04236 98 76 22 0
2015 It's part of a whole immersive dietary plan where you only eat what you kill. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2016 That's right! I'm on a paleo diet. How did you know? 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2017 What pandemic? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2018 On Amazon, actually. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2019 Hi. I'm going for a job interview. How about you? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2020 So you just got fired. Did you see the writings on the wall? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2021 It smells the same. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2022 I think I know what you’re thinking …. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2023 Judge all you want, but deep down, you know I am happier than you will ever be. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2024 I miss working from home. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2025 Do you have a moment to talk about big shiny thing in the sky? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2026 I'm going clubbin', what about you? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2027 What? This is the BC train. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2028 I don't think it smells bad at all. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2029 Came to save the congress... 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2030 I used to be an actor. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2031 Don't worry, I have an open carry permit to go along with my free-speech-barefeet. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2032 I think if you'd switch to a Paleo diet, you wouldn't look so constipated. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2033 Yes, three divorces, how did you know? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2034 In a cave. You? 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
2035 Apparently it is easy enough for me to do 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2036 Then I guess we’ll have to politely disagree on the difference between subway graffiti and cave art. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2037 The code word is 'Mary Lago'. I'm your security man. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2038 It's casual Friday. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2039 So it's your first day in the city? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2040 If they want me back in the office, this is what they get! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2041 This train goes in circles with stops every forty thousand years. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2042 My work’s got better benefits. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2043 Prosecutor at Hunter Gather. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2044 So you were saying your wife is a vegetarian? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2045 Walk softly but carry a big stick. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2046 So, what kind of work are you in? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2047 Is it too late to liquidate my Bitcoin? It takes more to run Twitter than I'd anticipated. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2048 I'm afraid my boss is about to realize why I wanted to continue working from home." 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2049 I finally caved and went paleo. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2050 I find corporate work to be stifling. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2051 Been a while since I've had to go into the office. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2052 At this speed, how can anyone contemplate this cave's paintings? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2053 It’s rough gig being a head hunter. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2054 It’s casual Friday dude 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2055 Back in 2025, when everyone dressed like you, they thought they could do whatever they wanted and survive. Fortunately, we were able to start all over again. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2056 PrePandemic Era Man: Back to the cave, eh? 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2057 What do you do for work?" "I'm a real estate broker." "Me too. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2058 I am a head-hunter for New York’s largest law firm. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2059 I was in hunting and foraging for awhile. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2060 So, I’ve got one big terabyte, here. What you packin’? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2061 Me like mammoth. What you like? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2062 Yes, this is my beard-trimming tool. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2063 Interesting cave and the wheels are very fine, don't you think? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2064 Hey pal, can you spare a flint? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2065 Your mother told me to take you clubbing. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2066 You do you. But, I find my lawyering is more effective when I dress this way. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2067 I was sure they said, Boar room meeting. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2068 My boss is a real Neanderthal. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2069 I got a lot more done working remote but I really missed the culture. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
2070 I'm looking for an old guy with long hair and a young kid driving a silver DeLorean. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2071 BC Capital, Nice to meet you. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2072 I bet you remember when you used to run things. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2073 You complete me. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
2074 Then Ken told Fitzroy that cornering the mastodon was his idea. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2075 I can't decide if leaving the caves or coming down from the trees in the first place was our first mistake! 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2076 The description said they wanted someone with a lot of experience. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2077 You don’t feel overdressed? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2078 I used to have your job, a while back. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2079 My company refused to pay the ransom. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2080 How many stops to rockfellow center? " 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2081 She doesn’t understand me. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
2082 I wish they had chosen a different day to fire me. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2083 I’m planning to retire as soon as I get my mortgage paid off 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2084 I get stared at on the bus. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2085 You think this, is progress? 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2086 It was a slippery slope after adopting the Paleo diet. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2087 Have you ever thought of investing in Twitter? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2088 Yeah, my wheel's in the shop. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2089 call me a modern primitve 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2090 I believe in dressing for the job I want. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2091 Is it my beard that keeps people away? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2092 They changed the dress code back? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2093 I'm at the top of my salary range. How about you? 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2094 Is it just me or does there seem to be more traffic in the caves these days? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2095 I want to say, we are not so different, you and I, but that would be a lie. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2096 This is the Baseline 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2097 You know something? We've really got a lot in common. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2098 I haven't been on the subway in ages. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2099 So you’re from New Jersey you say 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2100 No, you may not call me Thag. My name is Jeff. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2101 I’m a registered dietitian 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2102 I would say my love language is physical touch. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2103 Yes, I am a Trump supporter. How did you know? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2104 I'm on my way to the Republican Convention where I was asked to speak as a representative of the new, progressive generation of young Republicans coming up through the political ranks. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2105 me hate work too. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2106 I feel I've been waiting forever for this train 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2107 I told my boss I was more productive by not following a corporate dress code. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2108 Morning 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2109 I tried going back to the good days. 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
2110 That tie and briefcase thing is so eighties. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
2111 Ask me about “freedom”now: How are things much better today, than in my day? 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2112 My wife says I’ve taken the Maria Kondo method too far. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2113 We see women the same way. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2114 You sorry now, you no built wall? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2115 Oh, I'm just getting ready for when the climate collapses. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2116 Who are you voting for? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2117 Do you get to work from cave at all? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2118 Hi-ho,Hi-ho,it’s off to work we go. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2119 After those election results? Next stop, One Million Years B.C. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2120 I'm giving my all to this Paleo diet. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2121 I wonder which one of us is the real Neanderthal here. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2122 I guess you stopped shaving your legs? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2123 The Geico commercial royalties are drying up, find me more work or your fired”. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2124 me prefer white meat, you? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2125 None of my loincloths from before the pandemic fit anymore. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2126 If I lose, my appeal will be very brief. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2127 I’m a hunter. What’s your line of work? You appear to a gatherer. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2128 Will my lifestyle work against me on Wall Street? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2129 I invented fire. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2130 I'm off Twitter but all in on Mastodon. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2131 You are not coming to the office Halloween party like that, are you? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2132 'I used to work at Meta' 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2133 Paleo diet, you should try it. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2134 No we don’t have cars that we power with our feet or yell Yabadabadoo. Don’t believe everything you see on tv. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2135 Don't listen to her, man, man-spreading is a 130,000 year tradition 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2136 I'd never have guessed it, Bamm-Bamm. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2137 I take casual friday seriously 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2138 Did he end your remote working too 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2139 I hear it's a jungle out there. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2140 Which stop is the Smithsonian? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2141 Turns out the wheel is overrated. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2142 Excuse me. Does this train stop at 34th and Cave? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2143 My club is bigger than your thing. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2144 Dinosaurs are NOT extinct! You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2145 The work culture at the Natural History Museum is amazing, but the dress code is a little strict. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2146 Before Trump I had a suit just like yours. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2147 Fred and Wilma? Haven’t seen them since The Stone Age. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2148 Daylight savings really messed with my internal clock this time. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2149 Pam and I decided to start all over. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2150 And then she said you're such a Neanderthal! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2151 Well I have a stick portfolio too. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2152 Which stop should I take to get to the Caves? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2153 Every Daylight Savings day I tend to fall way too far back. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2154 You've never been out this far before, have you? 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2155 No, Bed-Stuy. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2156 My last apartment was a real cave too. 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
2157 It's Elon's idea for the next round of layoffs. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2158 It's Neanderthal Friday in my office. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2159 My stop was a while back. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2160 I heard "MAGA!" and decided you really speak my language. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2161 No, this train doesn't stop 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2162 I told you to wear something INCONSPICUOUS. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2163 I'm just going back to the basics 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2164 The announcer says this train goes to Buffalo. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2165 How do you "dress for the job you want" when you don't want a job at all? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2166 I had to wait 50 millennia for the train. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2167 Don't knock it until you try it. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2168 Clearly you didn’t evolve down here. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2169 I may have gone overboard on the paleo diet. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2170 My mastodon is taking a Me-day. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2171 Our office is back to casual Fridays. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2172 Your not head hunter, I’M a head hunter. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2173 How you hunt with briefcase? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2174 I prefer Paleo-American. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2175 Trying to suck up to Mr. Slate again, I see." 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2176 I'm a headhunter for a tech company, what about you? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2177 It's been awhile since I've been back to the office... 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2178 I can’t believe it! You’re the first person from the future who understands my language. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2179 I’ve lost 17lbs since I went full Paleo. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
2180 I gotta tell you, man. Three days of sales meetings here with you and your type, and suddenly hunting and foraging ain’t looking so bad. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2181 My name’s Godot, and yours? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2182 I’m also annoyed there’s no cell reception down here. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2183 I develop startups. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2184 Does the Green Line go to Stonehenge? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2185 I win, hammer beats briefcase. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2186 Halloween was last week sir you can take off the suit. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2187 My mother-in-law moved into my man cave. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2188 Don't worry. The gills of the great serpent will open soon and we can escape. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2189 The things you could buy with $2.75 back then! 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2190 The trains are taking ages. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2191 So,this is how it ends,huh? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2192 Sooo...wanna see what we used to do BEFORE we had Lawyers? 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2193 I try to innovate, but my boss says I'm just reinventing the wheel. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2194 I specialize in corporate down-sizing. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2195 Yes, I know Halloween was last week. This is my Election Day costume. 1.2174 0.05353 115 99 7 9
2196 Yeah, it was a rough day, but tonight I'm gonna have a yabadabadoo time 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2197 Well, my band is called The Rolling Stones. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2198 No, I never got beyond DOS. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2199 You think you're running late? I got on before they invented the wheel. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2200 Under that suit, you’re no different than I am. We just get off at different stops. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2201 What's a mediator? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2202 Are you my ghost of Christmas past? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2203 I'm thinking of taking MASTODON public 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2204 Yeah, I thought I was evolved, too. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2205 Want to go clubbing after work?” 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2206 So it all started once I created this tool? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2207 I' was laid off a long time ago. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2208 I'm a MAGATrumper. The dark ages are the greatest! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2209 Anything to say about climate change? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2210 This all started 3 months ago when I discovered FoxNews. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2211 Geico. How about you? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2212 "No, I always preferred fishing and scavenging. " 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2213 Working remotely just wasn’t a good fit for me. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2214 What’s your collar size, if you don’t mind my asking? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2215 This no B train. This BC express. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2216 What era are you getting off at? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2217 ’It’s a good time to be in the bear market if im being honest.’ 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2218 That paleo diet does come with side affects 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2219 Just remember, we're both one percent Neanderthal. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2220 It's really nice to talk to a fellow lawyer who understands what needs to be done in these perilous times. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2221 That’s my stop, hunting meadows. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2222 still denying climate change out there, uh? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2223 - just two stops to my cave!! 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2224 Movember moment. 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
2225 Is this still the Green Line? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2226 I’m cosplaying as a mindless businessman. How ‘bout you? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2227 I was recently hired as a salesman at the local rock quarry. I just hope I understood the memo about casual Friday. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2228 You haven't been in my shoes. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2229 I teach history at NYU. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2230 My wife has leprosy so we’ve been socially distancing in our cave. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2231 Does this train stop at Bedrock? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2232 With the collapse of civilization as we know it, I'm dressing for success. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2233 Some cave you’ve got here! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2234 I used to be just like you. Then I learned about a thing called.. never mind. you're not ready. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2235 I wish you'd quit staring at my thing. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2236 Yeah, before I dropped out most of my days were like that too. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2237 It isn’t so bad when you wear a coat. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2238 Pebbles has the car now, and frankly, my feet are down in history. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2239 Did you forget it's casual Friday? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2240 We are like two ships passing gas in the night. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2241 And here I thought I was out of place when they drew me with the dinosaurs! 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2242 Would you show me how to dress, and teach me that lawyer thingy?” 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2243 Look, we each have our own daily work tools! No worries! 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2244 Cool cosplay. CFO or CPA? 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2245 I used to work in finance. Too many Neanderthals in my opinion. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2246 Joining us for the uptown annual bash? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2247 I think it would be weird if I *weren't* manspreading. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2248 We had subway cars made out of stone, but they just sat there. We hadn't invented the wheel yet. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2249 Whose turn is it to cook dinner when we get home? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2250 I got cancelled" 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2251 I know you feel uncertain about this but back in my day we had a much more effective way to deal with this so called 'human' resource department" 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2252 There’s Keto. Then there’s hard Keto. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2253 I’m just putting out fires all day 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2254 It’s not where you start, but where you end up. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2255 What is club insurance? 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2256 So,you think you can make Caves Great Again? 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2257 I heard the Raptors are in town. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2258 Back when I was young, we had to walk between stations, even in the snow! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2259 Is it just me--or are the commutes getting longer? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2260 Just a quick question - do you think stocks or bonds are a better bet in this economy? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2261 I could never go back to five days a week in the office now. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2262 It was my Halloween costume and so many women loved it that I decided to stay with the look" 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2263 I've been working from my man cave but Elon says we have to come back to the office. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2264 Why race rat when can eat? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2265 I don't claim to be an expert, however; I think paper beats rock. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2266 Every age has its own tools. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2267 Would you per chance know how the Dow is doing? I left my mobile device in my other tiger skin." 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2268 We kinda thought you’d have flying cars by now. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2269 James Alderson, Executive Vice President at Whole Foods for Palio. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2270 At least your boss doesn’t literally chew your head off 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2271 Yeah, but that was a long time ago. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2272 Still no neck, huh? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2273 This train has ben delayed for ages. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2274 I've felt really out of touch since covid 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2275 I love you too, but the beard stays. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2276 I can work from home, but the office has better natural light. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2277 I run adz. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2278 The subways have changed a lot. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2279 This train aint bound for glory. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2280 My wife’s daily grind involves actual grinding. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2281 I work from my man cave. No office for me! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2282 Me Targ. Me your new congressman. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2283 I voted plenty of times and no one stopped me. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2284 Best thing I ever did. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2285 Longest commute ever.” 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2286 I may be a barbarian, but I'm definitely not a MAGA! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2287 Sorry I reacted that way. I thought you said you got fire today. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2288 Don’t you know, this is the latest downgrade? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2289 Me too like MAGA. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2290 This train goes everywhere 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2291 Well, I thought when we are all acting like cavemen, why not dress like one too? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2292 Trump said ‘the Homo sapiens love me.’ What do you suppose he meant by that? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2293 Why are you dressed up in that ridiculous costume?…… Are you going to an office party? 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2294 Never seen a Neanderthal before? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2295 I prefer the direct approach. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2296 Going clubbing, you? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2297 So, would you like some advice? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2298 I told them I’d never sell so they just built this thing around me… 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2299 Barney, what's with the suit? You look ridiculous. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2300 I prefer working remotely, but the computer in my cave is prehistoric. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2301 Me want go to MAGA meet place. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2302 Yea, it's a big club, but we still aren't in it. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2303 This is the BCE, right? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2304 I just want to know, are Bitcoins a safe investment? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2305 Had to come back to the office. Wi-Fi was awful in the cave. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2306 I discovered fire. What did you do? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2307 Today is bring your self to work day 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2308 On the plus side, I don't have to wear a tie to work. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2309 I paint caves. You? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2310 Just getting ready for the election results. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2311 Why yes! This is the new iClub. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2312 She learn roast mastadon,Og apply job as day trader. Deal is deal. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2313 They call me Meathead. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2314 We appear to have a lot in common. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2315 My agent got me a gig in a panorama at the Museum of Natural History. 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
2316 Please -- can you explain -- "Mariachi"? 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2317 My boss wants me out of the cave and in the office at least three days a week." Jeff DiCello, Santa Rosa, C 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2318 Caveman? No, I’m from the Bronx. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2319 Well it all started with Crimea 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2320 Animals, enemies, calamities... and how will insurance help me? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2321 I’m exploring my roots. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2322 I wanted to drive but had no wheels. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
2323 … and in law school they taught me that words will never hurt you. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2324 Working from home isn't nearly as productive when you're a hunter-gatherer. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2325 I'm looking for the B.C.E. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2326 Why pretend? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2327 You got man cave? 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2328 It’s casual Friday at my law firm! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2329 i wonder which one of us is going to beat the other to death 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2330 Does this train stop at Pangea? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2331 Same ABCs in selling caves,"Always be closing." 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2332 Have you seen my paintings in the subway tunnel? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2333 Nowadays, we prefer to be called 'spelunkers'. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2334 Now they want me to hunt AND gather. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2335 Corporate law. VERY traditional firm ... 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2336 Don't worry, you'll kill it! 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2337 I used to be white collar. Now I'm a no collar guy. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2338 We're going clubbing after work. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2339 i just don’t think corporate life is ‘natural’ 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2340 You think me work offsite too long? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2341 It's my post-midterms vibe... 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2342 So lawyer is both hunter and gatherer? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2343 Every day it's the same thing. You know...hunt, gather, hunt, gather... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2344 I’m just back from the Stone Age. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2345 I got rid of my tablet. The 3-D printer is all the rage. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2346 Hmmm….I can’t tell if you’re a woman or a man. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2347 ...and I had FINALLY got used to Working From Cave 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2348 They're digging the new subway line and came right through my home. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2349 I don’t know, maybe I’m just old fashioned… 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2350 It’s so expensive to make fire these days.” 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2351 I knew it wasn’t going to work out the second she told me she’s vegan. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2352 I couldn’t stand work from home either… 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2353 'I am not Trump, he said. I am not Neanderthal, he replied.' - socializing after covid 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2354 I know, it’s hard to believe that we came from the same parents. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2355 Feels like we’ve been on this train for eons. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2356 I’m a hunter, are you a skinner? 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2357 Which stop is the Museum of Natural History? I was due there 10,000 years ago. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2358 Remind me how you get by by sitting in one place all day? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2359 Survival of the fittest, eh? 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
2360 Please don’t talk down to me as if I’m a Neanderthal 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2361 You bring your lunch, I kill mine. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2362 You have no idea what’s just around the corner. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2363 So, I said: "Yeah sure, Grog. A time machine." 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2364 Trump. How about you? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2365 First, I stopped shaving... 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2366 Uh, I believe one of us missed out stop a long time ago.. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2367 We each carry our own most effective weapons 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2368 But what do you do when it's time to eat? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2369 If I had a 401k I would have retired by now 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2370 I'm really excited about all we have in common! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2371 I'm in transition. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2372 At least there’s no state income tax. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2373 I’m not excited for evolution. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2374 In the next economy, rock beats paper. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2375 I heard about your HR. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2376 'Work from cave' get old. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2377 Are you hiring? 1.2100 0.04094 100 79 21 0
2378 I am properly attired for my paleo workout. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2379 You're tellin' me that all I hold on my lap -- and then some -- is contained inside that little box on your lap! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2380 My car is in the shop, stone wheels that size are on back order. Do you know which stop is closest to Slate Rock and Gravel Company? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2381 Which stop do I take for the Museum of Natural History? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2382 It's Dave, man. What did you think I said? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2383 I'm on a quest for Fire Island. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2384 I just haven't evolved living in the Bronx. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2385 That Rhaenyra Targaryen is a real firecracker. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2386 I take it you're not from Staten Island. 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2387 You ever seen 'Strangers on a Train?' 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2388 Really?? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2389 My therapist is encouraging me to take more risks, so I’m gonna give this whole “casual Friday” thing a chance. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2390 Things have really gone backwards, don’t you think? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2391 After that, can we go see "Hamilton"? 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2392 Job qualifications? My liberal arts degree speaks for itself. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2393 The More Things Change The More They stay The Same. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2394 This is going to Bedrock-Stuy, right? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2395 How do I get out of the belly of this beast? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2396 Why does everybody guess I'm from Williamsburg? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2397 Yeah, I'm in town looking for a good lawyer. I invented fire. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2398 What did you change during lockdown? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2399 Yeah I heard you guys have a "Bear Market" 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2400 I 'm glad I got my law degree, but I went straight into politics. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2401 You buried her in your own golf course? I just moved to a new cave. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2402 Can I interest you in any insurance? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2403 How do you get your hair to grow on top of your head? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2404 Excuse me, do you know the century? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2405 You know you're a big disappointment to the family, right? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2406 I missed my stop a while ago. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2407 Absolutely. January 6th was child's play compared to the good old days. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2408 She kept saying 'It's not you, it's me', but I wonder if she found me too progressive. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2409 I say we tell the client to get back to the basics. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2410 Does this train stop at cave? 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2411 So, this is how I die. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2412 I know I am supposed to speak softly, but could I borrow your club just in case. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2413 The Uber driver said I smelled bad so he kicked me out" 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2414 I missed the last stop in the paleolithic era. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2415 Today isn't Halloween? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2416 Excuse me, do you have the age? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2417 Next stop is mine. Would you like to join me for a T Rex burger? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2418 Who are you calling a dinosaur? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2419 No, no. I'm a time traveler from the future. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2420 Once I built a tower, now it's done........ 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2421 Where has the time gone? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2422 Any idea where I'd find some good rock tonight? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2423 No, I'm going Halloween party after work. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2424 You take work home, too? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2425 Where can I get a great wooly mammoth steak around here? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2426 I'll tell you my secret on how to get a women if you tell me yours. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2427 ...postponed costume party. Believe me or you can come along as a WASP 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2428 Why are you staring at me? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2429 I hope there’s free hats at the MAGA rally this time 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2430 They only call me in when society needs a reset. Some businessman tried to run the country, and now I have to miss my kid’s slateboard competition 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2431 Do you know where the next stop to the museum is? I need to find my old pals. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2432 You try working virtually from a cave for two years!! 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2433 Yeah, I'm really into this Paleo Diet thing. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2434 Stick to your day job kid, it's tough in the real world 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2435 I hear hunting and gathering is really good on 42nd Street. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2436 Is my Twitter blue check authentic enough for you? 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2437 Underwear...overrated. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2438 You're a lobbyist? Me too. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2439 A priest, a cowboy and a horse walk into a bar... 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2440 I may have taken my paleo diet too far. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2441 ‘I actually follow a vegan diet’ 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2442 I’m an election denier. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2443 Well, when you said it was a corporate raid, I thought this would be appropriate. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2444 My cousin Charlie is on the MTA'. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2445 Do they still have dinosaurs at the Museum of Natural History? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2446 It's all in the Game, though, right? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2447 Subway tokens? I’m using my digital wallet. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2448 Which stop is the Museum of Natural History? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2449 So much for evolution bub! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2450 It’s a lot less poetic than all of that legal jargon, but it gets the job done a lot faster. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2451 It’s paleo, but next level. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2452 Tokens are HOW much now!? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2453 I just finished my performance "Defending the Cave Man" and my ex wife took all of my clothes from the dressing room. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2454 And if you have a job opening, I'm your man. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2455 My next stop is off the grid. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2456 I'm too soft-spoken to get anywhere without carrying a big stick. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2457 What do you mean, "We are going uptown.?" There is only one of you. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2458 I never take Uber. I'm really a transit guy. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2459 There are just as many mouth-breathers that look like you, Buddy. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2460 Have we come far? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2461 Our smaller tribes made politics less complicated. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2462 I seem to have been on this train for ages. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2463 I think you already know the answer to that question: same thing Scottish guys wear under their kilts. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2464 It's the same for both of us. You eat what you kill. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2465 Me? I’m a stock analyst. Beef mostly. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2466 I’m the ghost of Christmas future. Invest in solar. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2467 I know what you're thinking: 'paleo diet virtue signaller' 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2468 You are working to build a man cave, I live in one already 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2469 So you're saying I can refinance my cave? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2470 Do you have a Rollaids? 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
2471 Hey man, you should see MY man-cave. So cool! 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2472 What do you think, am I taking this Casual Friday thing too far? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2473 So, how long you been ridin' 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2474 I've had enough of the grind. How much sharper can this rock even get? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2475 Thanks to you, Mr Trump, I've discovered the fun of swinging my ax at the folks on Fifth Avenue" 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
2476 I try to take public transportation as much as possible. You know, to reduce my carbon footprint and all. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2477 My favorite attraction since I arrived? The Bronx Zoo...for the food. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2478 I just need a few dollars to get my stone wheel out of hock. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2479 I’m finding the rents on caves to be outrageous, but I do like the subway system. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2480 The big, hairy bullshit made capitalism a living hell. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2481 Live in the present man” 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2482 I just got the axe from my job so now I'm going back to basics. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
2483 Why are you asking about my tiger skin? *You’re* the one who’s dressed weird. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2484 I’d like to file a patent on both fire and the wheel. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2485 So, let me get this straight. If it looks like you're losing the argument, I start pounding the table. Right? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2486 On my way to an interview for a job at the Retro Cave. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2487 Are you a hunter or a gatherer? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2488 If I tell you my life story, we will be here for a long time 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2489 I used to work for Arthur Andersen. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2490 How barbaric... you don't work from home? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2491 I’ve always been a conservative. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2492 I was ready for a Red Wave that never happened. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2493 We all have our ideas about casual Friday 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2494 If I knew the L was going to be this slow I would've taken the Stegosaurus. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2495 Know any good caves around here? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2496 How’s yours on the kill? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2497 Oh, you’re a corporate headhunter? I’m actually CEO of a tech startup. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2498 Sorry man, when I invented the wheel I didn't mean to put all of this in motion. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2499 Of course I still use Twitter! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2500 I'll trade you my club for your portfolio... I insist. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2501 They sent me instead of social workers. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2502 What’s up with this eminent domain stuff, this was my home? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2503 There's not much of a gap between you and me - we both carry our weapons in our laps. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2504 Declare your loyalty to me now or I’ll see you in Hell. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2505 …I’m in marketing but my wife is at the Natural History Museum… 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2506 I too occupied Wall Street, but now I occupy a tent in Brooklyn. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2507 What ever you do, avoid the philly cheesesteak from the cart at 47th and Lex.... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2508 Do you have any Grey's Poupon? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2509 My hammer is just a little more obvious. 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
2510 I prefer arm's length relationships. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2511 Back in the day, it only took one transfer to get dinner. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2512 Well, it's a cubicle so it's similar to a cave. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2513 Have you got change for a large clamshell? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2514 You call this evolution? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2515 Okay we can’t have a conversation if all you are going to do is grunt. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2516 Working from home must be nice, but it's not an option for me either. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2517 What's in the suitcase? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2518 Spending tonight in my man cave. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2519 I see you haven't heard. 1.2051 0.06415 78 68 4 6
2520 I thought you said to look poor and strange for my deposition. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2521 I just moved to New York.Where is the hottest area for clubbing" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2522 I take casual Friday very serious 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2523 I just got back from Burning Man. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2524 Is Fire Island real? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2525 They tried to retrain me, but I just don't have the knack for writing code. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2526 Me? Just been out clubbing. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2527 Corporate downsizing. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2528 Are you still waiting for Godot? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2529 I was tired of conforming and now I feel comfortable in my own skins. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2530 A year ago I was Putin’s public relations advisor. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2531 And my mother said I had this beard at birth. That REALLY hurt. So, I shaved my head. How’s that for acting out… 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2532 Think Fred Flintstone, the Musical. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2533 The delays have been unbearable. 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
2534 Yes, actually, I did crawl out from under a rock. Why do you ask? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2535 So after the work-at-home policy they decided to really relax the dress code. The hammer's just for looks. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2536 Where did you get your outfit? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2537 So that’s how Gene Simmons and I know each other. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2538 Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2539 It felt like I'd been asleep for ten thousand years. Then I woke up and this shiny thing came roaring through my cave. It stopped and opened its side. So I stepped in, and here we are. How about you? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2540 Who do you think you’re fooling with that suit and tie? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2541 What do you mean 'Halloween was yesterday?' 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2542 Sure, you took life in your hands everyday, but I sure do miss the old New York. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2543 I'm the new head of content moderation at Twitter -- and you? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2544 I came here to find a cure for baldness. It turns out time travel is pretty easy. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2545 Seems like ages ago since I’ve been to the office. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2546 So there are some side effects to the Paleo Diet. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2547 My daughter calls me a caveman, but I don't know what she means. We live in a brownstone. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2548 Another day, another rock. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2549 It's my Covid uniform: most people stay 6' away. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2550 ‘Patricia and I are trying to spice up our marriage’ 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2551 Her profile said that she’s a gatherer so I’m hoping opposites attract. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2552 November 9, 2022 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2553 I've been admiring your fire starter kit. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2554 So they finally left the wheel alone and decided to reinvent the train. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2555 Bludgeon, Crackem & Stonem. We defend against Paleo diet claims. You? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2556 This is taking ages, but I think I can get back in time. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2557 Why do we always have to have something to hold on to? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2558 Your way takes too long. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2559 The corporate world is getting more savage by the day. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2560 I’ll trade ya. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2561 It started simply enough, with the Paleo diet… 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2562 I’m going as a caveman. What are you, a lawyer? Now that’s going too far. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2563 You do WHAT to your pubic hair?! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2564 Of course the rents are murder, but it’s better than commuting everyday from the Paleolithic 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
2565 I'm giving a lecture at the Natural History Museum. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2566 Where I'm from, 'manspreading' is a style of human sacrifice. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2567 Is this taking forever, or is it just me? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2568 Gotta big meeting later, can I borrow your tie? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2569 I’m trying to convince them to let me go back to working remotely. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2570 You'll see our mission statement on the walls at the next stop. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2571 You do realize thaet everything old is new again? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2572 If I knew the wheel would lead to watching a person urinate on the subway, I never would have invented it. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2573 According to recent DNA testing I may have a cousin in the next block. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2574 Well, I got my DNA test results and it kind of went backward from there. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2575 Going to the party dressed as a lawyer is not a costume. You are a lawyer. I'm not really a cave man. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2576 It's a living. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2577 Yabba dabba do you wanna smell something weird? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2578 can we still play if scissors doesn't show up? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2579 You can pretend all you want, but you haven't really evolved much. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2580 I see the subway hasn't changed much. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2581 …and that’s the moment that I knew I couldn’t do Wall Street anymore and I’ve never looked back. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2582 Which of us is actually more evolved? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2583 I'm sure what's in your briefcase can cause more damage than my club.... 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2584 Bro, wanna barter? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2585 Looks like my pale looking descendant needs a proper club for healthy eating. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2586 My field is primitive art. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2587 I was running late this morning 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2588 I Think I Love You. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2589 can you guess where im keeping my metro card? 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2590 I've got an axe to grind 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2591 I ran a couple of hedge funds, but my real passion is motivational speaking. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2592 Me want to take America back to simpler time. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2593 I’d take the N or Q train, but our alphabet hasn’t advanced that far. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2594 Hello, my name is “your subconscious”. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2595 I’m trying to cut down on fossil fuel. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2596 Next stop is Willoughby. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2597 May I ask what cologne you’re wearing? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2598 You might like going commando on casual Fridays. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2599 My mistake! Given recent politics I thought we were in favour of this time period. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2600 How many people are you going to give the axe to today? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2601 I'd rather work from home, but the WiFi in my cave is unreliable. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2602 It all started with collecting vinyl. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2603 I've been making this ride for 3500 years. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2604 Stop looking at me like I'm a piece of dinosaur meat, Caveman. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2605 I usually don't ride the subway, but lately, I've gotten some bad ratings on Uber. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2606 You're right, Twitter is so over. I've always felt more comfortable on Mastodon. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2607 I don’t mean to bother you, but can you tell me which stop will get me to the Guggenheim? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2608 Yes, it is my first time in New York 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2609 No difference, really. We're both just going to work in the financial district. You slay 'em, I slay 'em. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2610 I wondered how it might be in the future. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2611 Mind if I hold your briefcase? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2612 I discovered fire so my family could cook and stay warm,but what does a collateralized loan obligation do? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2613 How many mammoths did you kill today with that briefcase? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2614 Is this the fastest way to a place called Stony Brook? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2615 I gave up on law after I learned bludgeoning. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2616 It's my emotional support outfit. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2617 It's a long commute 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2618 My commute seems to take eons these days 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2619 Clout is in the eyes of the holder! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2620 Never cave in! 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2621 Of course,we agree Animal Spirits should be incentivized. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2622 You are being archaic" 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2623 My company is going back to the basics of business. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2624 Apparently, I took "concrete jungle" a bit too seriously. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2625 I love to pound the pavement when I visit New York. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2626 I’m telling you, you gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2627 Gru druk blorf fredj arggg? 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2628 I'll trade you my tool of domination for yours. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2629 It’s an enhanced version of a big stick, It’s why I speak softly. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2630 So you're saying clothes don't make the man. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2631 What a tool. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2632 It's dinosaur-eat-dinosaur out there. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2633 Do you think you’re dressed to combat the today’s subways ? 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2634 I went clubbin'. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
2635 Same uniform, different eras. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2636 I’m just getting a head start on the inevitable. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
2637 Wanna hunt for a new briefcase? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2638 Hunter, your mother and I are worried about you. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2639 It's probably an evolution thing. Head turning isn't needed to look at a screen. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2640 Way, way back to the future. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2641 Do you know if this car stops in the Pleistocene? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2642 Back in my day, real men… 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2643 It's my first day back at the office after Covid. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2644 I heard that we can alter a meteor's path now. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2645 Do you shave your legs? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2646 My boss thinks I’m such a Neanderthal! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2647 At Twitter, we'd eat you for lunch. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2648 Another day, another haunch of meat, amiright? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2649 Hair move up? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2650 Sebastian Cabot ? Funny , I get that all the time . 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2651 The paleo diet. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2652 My downsizing got a little out of hand. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2653 Are you looking for new clients? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2654 I like the futures market, myself. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2655 Excuse me, but are you the inventor of the hamster wheel? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2656 So...are we just going to ignore the tied-up neck thing? 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
2657 I let things go just a tad working from home. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2658 Just left the meeting DATE LINE “January 6” 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2659 Fred, and you? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2660 Oh common! Happy halloween. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2661 I just started Paleo. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2662 Oh, so this is what we've evolved to? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2663 Personally, I think my club is more useful in this New York subway. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2664 I hate it when I have to bring work home. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2665 You people abolished manspreading? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2666 My advice to you: club 'em if they don't take the deal. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2667 So...want to go clubbing later? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2668 My workday began eons ago 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2669 There are substantial tax advantages. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2670 I sat in some gum. It's yours if you want it. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2671 It's a slippery slope from the paleo diet 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2672 I’m going Paleo at the office. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2673 Do you know if this train stops at The Capitol. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2674 Show me yours first. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2675 Hey buddy, is COVID over? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2676 You know you’re outdated, don’t you? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2677 How long till we get to the zoo? I 'm very hungry. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2678 Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2679 I hear the Museum of Natural History has a nice exhibit. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2680 I don’t think you should be barefoot on the subway. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2681 Yes I am Senator Elect Neander Thal and I intend to stop the steal,protect our right to arm disturbed children and will work to eliminate the rights of uppity women. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2682 Fine, I’ll leave my weapon outside the courthouse. But first, explain to me what is so wrong about dragging a woman by her hair. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2683 This paleo diet is intense. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2684 When we get to our meeting, let me do all the grunting. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2685 I'll cavemanspread if I want to, young man. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2686 The D's running pretty slow again. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2687 Welcome to the train carri-age. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2688 Aren't you taking the caveman diet a little too far? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2689 I don't like going into the office, but I love the free bone broth. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2690 I tell you, man, this Paleo diet has really changed my life. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2691 Today I’m three weeks into my paleo diet. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2692 I'm going clubbing downtown. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2693 I just don't think I'm ready to return to the office full-time after COVID. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2694 It sure is a long ride to the patent office. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2695 They promised a red wave and all we got was Florida. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2696 Are you going to a difficult negotiation too? 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2697 I’m a paleo dietitian in SoHo just to pay the bills, my real passion is my podcast on crypto currency. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2698 Balenciaga. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2699 My ex got my man cave 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2700 Manspreading?” I’ve never heard of it 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2701 That not kill mammoth. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2702 Since covid I've decided to sport the natural look 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2703 What do I do for a living? I’m a Headhunter. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2704 I've forgotten how to interact with people in real life 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2705 Shiny snake eat you too? 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2706 Just as far as Hunter College. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
2707 You also got axed at work? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2708 Sometimes with kids you just have to hammer the point home. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2709 I’ve got a new invention I’m working on now. Thinking of calling it “the Wheel” 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2710 I think you got on the wrong train. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2711 I hunt, she gathers. How about you? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2712 Is it me or are you also feeling the Monday Blues? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2713 I missed the earlier one. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2714 We may have some positions opening up next quarter. Are you on LinkedIn? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2715 It was just brutal out there today. 1.1981 0.03890 106 85 21 0
2716 Dude, crypto is where it’s at! 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2717 And what are you supposed to be? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2718 If this is how life is 20,000 years later, I'm glad I'm still stuck in the Stone Age. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2719 I have 17% paper pusher in my DNA test 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2720 I'm stopping at the Natural History Museum, why do you ask? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2721 I understand. Don't worry; you just point him out, and I'll take care of him. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2722 Say hello to my little f.riend! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2723 Donald, I've never known you to carry a briefcase although I'll bet you have some of documents from the archives in there. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2724 You say tomato, I say dead rat. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2725 Going Paleo seemed weird at first, but now I'm all-in. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2726 I used to think I could beat the system, too .... 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2727 I told you, Buddy, I don’t do clubs. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2728 I was really starting to like working remotely 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2729 We‘ve come a long way, haven‘t we? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2730 So you're telling me no one flies around in personal spaceships? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2731 My psychoanalyst said I need to embrace my past. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2732 Hoboken. You? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2733 Those new ads over head are quite ineffective right . . . how come we don't have necks? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2734 Then after I finish my number, I can club the most fertile audience member. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2735 As long as I'm on my meds I'm fine, otherwise I act like a caveman!" 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2736 "And I just got tired of doing mergers and acquisitions> 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2737 You never saw "Defending The Caveman"? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2738 Yes, the Stone Age is real, and no, I cannot afford another lawyer. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2739 But I AM dressed for success. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2740 I hear mammoth hides are down 6 points 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2741 They're making us go into the office one day a week now. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2742 Dress for the Republican Party you want. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2743 We Neanderthals always go to the end-of-the-line. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2744 The politicians, they don’t care about regular guys like us. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2745 Well Fred, how do I look?" "Well Barney, you're looking quite dapper! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2746 I know being a manipulative, sociopathic, narcissistic, profit-over-people, hedge fund fraudster is terrifying, but you should have worn a costume, Dave. It’s supposed to be a “fun” party. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2747 Hey, so did you vote? 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2748 Where are you headed? You look like you have a strict timeframe, unlike my open-toed schedule... 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2749 Can you help me get a patent on a bright orange and yellow light that warms you? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2750 You must be the new guy.. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2751 Hey, bud—you know where I could go to get stoned? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2752 You do you, I'll do me. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2753 I was like you once, before my company got sued back to the stone age. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2754 And that's why people call me old school 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2755 Bro can you spare some bear grease, blood, and charcoal? I have a wicked urge to put something up on these walls... 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2756 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? So you can breathe. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2757 You cubicleman? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2758 You wouldn't believe what they're asking for a cold-water cave in the Bronx these days. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2759 I thought this was the BCE train. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2760 I'm looking for the B.C. line 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2761 Org’s résumé good? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2762 It's a really cool man cave downtown. You ought to come join us. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2763 Do you know the address for the patent office? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2764 Which stop is the paleolithic? 1.1974 0.05626