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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-11-14T02:15:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-11-28T02:16:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-11-22T02:16:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 28, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5949 |
Number of responses | 807973 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I’m from the future. Vote carefully. | 1.8177 | 0.01922 | 1810 | 800 | 540 | 470 |
1 | I’m an evolution denier. | 1.8071 | 0.02230 | 1270 | 547 | 421 | 302 |
2 | You get so much more with a smile and a club, than you do with just a smile. | 1.7959 | 0.01980 | 1558 | 667 | 542 | 349 |
3 | You won't believe how long I had to wait for this train. | 1.7947 | 0.01938 | 1690 | 745 | 547 | 398 |
4 | I peg you as more of a gatherer, am I right? | 1.7877 | 0.01516 | 2656 | 1152 | 916 | 588 |
5 | You have no idea how long I had to wait for this train. | 1.7814 | 0.02129 | 1368 | 606 | 455 | 307 |
6 | Wait -- "B.C." means "business casual"? | 1.7814 | 0.01477 | 3060 | 1429 | 871 | 760 |
7 | I'm an anesthesiologist. | 1.7803 | 0.01573 | 2740 | 1296 | 750 | 694 |
8 | A headhunter? Me, too. | 1.7763 | 0.01285 | 3978 | 1850 | 1168 | 960 |
9 | No big plans. Meeting friends, going clubbing. | 1.7753 | 0.01653 | 2252 | 1002 | 754 | 496 |
10 | I'm actually the new Chief Technology Officer at Twitter. | 1.7726 | 0.01620 | 2647 | 1289 | 671 | 687 |
11 | Natural History Museum? No, I'm the new Senator from Ohio. | 1.7667 | 0.01870 | 1946 | 942 | 516 | 488 |
12 | So you take everything they’ve got but don’t get to hit them? | 1.7484 | 0.01852 | 1860 | 886 | 556 | 418 |
13 | I’m the patent holder of ‘the wheel.’ What do you do? | 1.7472 | 0.01741 | 1978 | 906 | 666 | 406 |
14 | Where do you kill your clothes? | 1.7438 | 0.01865 | 1772 | 831 | 564 | 377 |
15 | Seriously, I haven’t been mugged once since the wardrobe change. | 1.7406 | 0.01743 | 1962 | 905 | 661 | 396 |
16 | This usually gets me the whole bench for myself. | 1.7314 | 0.01686 | 2007 | 914 | 718 | 375 |
17 | No. I have come from the future... | 1.7303 | 0.01880 | 1735 | 829 | 545 | 361 |
18 | You must be a gatherer. | 1.7295 | 0.01392 | 3161 | 1511 | 994 | 656 |
19 | Dress for the job you want. | 1.7260 | 0.01751 | 1836 | 837 | 665 | 334 |
20 | I think the more important question is, why are YOU in the club car? | 1.7213 | 0.01538 | 2569 | 1238 | 809 | 522 |
21 | No. Actually I'm an actor. Just did a TV spot for the Republicans' progressive agenda. | 1.7190 | 0.01732 | 2263 | 1175 | 549 | 539 |
22 | I'm out clubbing. | 1.7164 | 0.01534 | 2574 | 1248 | 808 | 518 |
23 | I still say rock beats paper. | 1.7149 | 0.01597 | 2413 | 1184 | 733 | 496 |
24 | Those drawings on the wall at the last station? Those were mine. | 1.7099 | 0.01525 | 2523 | 1212 | 831 | 480 |
25 | Had I invested in the wheel, I’d really be going places.” | 1.7090 | 0.01497 | 2598 | 1244 | 866 | 488 |
26 | It’s okay, I have an open carry permit. | 1.7052 | 0.01470 | 2693 | 1297 | 893 | 503 |
27 | Paleo isn't just a diet; it's a lifestyle. | 1.7032 | 0.01940 | 1516 | 724 | 518 | 274 |
28 | I prefer the term “cave person”. | 1.7027 | 0.01417 | 2741 | 1283 | 990 | 468 |
29 | I think I turned my clocks back too far. | 1.6978 | 0.01226 | 4093 | 2064 | 1202 | 827 |
30 | "I was a lonely 53 year old man from Baltimore who dresses like Fred Flintstone and then COVID hit and now I'm an influencer on TikTok with over twenty million followers. | 1.6958 | 0.02340 | 1121 | 566 | 330 | 225 |
31 | True, paper covers rock, but rock beats lawyer. | 1.6919 | 0.01487 | 2824 | 1450 | 794 | 580 |
32 | So that’s when my girlfriend suggested we start eating paleo, and I guess it just sort of snowballed from there. | 1.6882 | 0.01874 | 1594 | 772 | 547 | 275 |
33 | I'm still adjusting to the time change. | 1.6881 | 0.01312 | 3411 | 1699 | 1077 | 635 |
34 | You know, I invented the man cave. | 1.6623 | 0.01354 | 3536 | 1944 | 842 | 750 |
35 | I live in a brownstone, too. | 1.6569 | 0.01363 | 3267 | 1744 | 900 | 623 |
36 | And that's when it dawned on me: Paleo was more than just a diet. | 1.6563 | 0.01519 | 2470 | 1274 | 771 | 425 |
37 | Fundamentally, not much has really changed. | 1.6525 | 0.01812 | 1603 | 797 | 566 | 240 |
38 | No one says anything when I jump over the turnstile. | 1.6488 | 0.01846 | 1603 | 818 | 530 | 255 |
39 | We are in a cave. You are the one dressed inappropriately. | 1.6430 | 0.01851 | 1549 | 786 | 530 | 233 |
40 | I found a dyslexic Genie. I actually wanted to be in a man-cave. | 1.6402 | 0.02215 | 1209 | 654 | 336 | 219 |
41 | Oh, dear sir, you misunderstand. I do not come to you from your past, but from your future. | 1.6365 | 0.01629 | 2355 | 1319 | 573 | 463 |
42 | I know what you mean. My wife complains about me carrying my work home, too. | 1.6328 | 0.01801 | 1615 | 828 | 552 | 235 |
43 | I'm still paying off my student loans. | 1.6310 | 0.01816 | 1748 | 945 | 503 | 300 |
44 | I'm applying for a job at the Museum of Natural History. | 1.6296 | 0.01787 | 1674 | 872 | 550 | 252 |
45 | The DNA test kit put me in the top 1% for Neanderthal. | 1.6293 | 0.01803 | 1624 | 841 | 544 | 239 |
46 | After that, hunting & gathering just seemed like the next, strategic career move for me. | 1.6274 | 0.01831 | 1519 | 775 | 535 | 209 |
47 | Do you shave all over? | 1.6263 | 0.02819 | 685 | 362 | 217 | 106 |
48 | At my office, we take Casual Friday to a new level. | 1.6260 | 0.01815 | 1607 | 838 | 532 | 237 |
49 | I find that mostly hunting and a little gathering can really help minimize risk in today's volatile market. | 1.6216 | 0.01848 | 1509 | 782 | 516 | 211 |
50 | I feel if you're going to do the Paleo Diet you should embrace the lifestyle. | 1.6201 | 0.01906 | 1482 | 787 | 471 | 224 |
51 | If there's crime on the subway, it's not on my car. | 1.6104 | 0.02005 | 1273 | 670 | 429 | 174 |
52 | And how should I explain the 30,000 year gap in my résumé? | 1.6036 | 0.01770 | 1849 | 1047 | 488 | 314 |
53 | I've hunted. I've gathered. Now I busk. | 1.5986 | 0.01882 | 1734 | 1020 | 390 | 324 |
54 | This is the club car. | 1.5971 | 0.01776 | 1683 | 922 | 517 | 244 |
55 | That seat is reserved for club owners.” | 1.5937 | 0.01931 | 1654 | 982 | 362 | 310 |
56 | You won't believe how long I've been waiting for this train. | 1.5927 | 0.01880 | 1586 | 899 | 434 | 253 |
57 | How do you kill your lunch with that thing? | 1.5909 | 0.01936 | 1557 | 903 | 388 | 266 |
58 | Different weapons, same struggle. | 1.5906 | 0.01851 | 1617 | 914 | 451 | 252 |
59 | Personally, I think hunting and gathering is easier from home, but they insist on seeing everyone once a week. | 1.5865 | 0.01990 | 1434 | 826 | 375 | 233 |
60 | Looks like we're both headed to the Capitol. | 1.5862 | 0.02070 | 1409 | 837 | 318 | 254 |
61 | You should see casual Fridays. | 1.5855 | 0.02011 | 1375 | 785 | 375 | 215 |
62 | So, you invented a new app? I invented fire! | 1.5838 | 0.03767 | 394 | 226 | 106 | 62 |
63 | Historically, this train never runs on time. | 1.5832 | 0.02036 | 1365 | 789 | 356 | 220 |
64 | I'm running in the Republican Primary for the Senate. | 1.5810 | 0.02167 | 1334 | 814 | 265 | 255 |
65 | Wait, you’re a headhunter? | 1.5730 | 0.02168 | 1206 | 709 | 303 | 194 |
66 | Yes, I’m paleo. | 1.5720 | 0.02505 | 743 | 400 | 261 | 82 |
67 | Hey, where's a good place to go clubbing? | 1.5708 | 0.02125 | 1193 | 687 | 331 | 175 |
68 | The city is great but the commute is barbaric. | 1.5667 | 0.02294 | 1057 | 622 | 271 | 164 |
69 | I'll be joining my fellow patriots at the Trump rally downtown. | 1.5646 | 0.02409 | 1045 | 643 | 214 | 188 |
70 | It's not just a club, it's a lifestyle. | 1.5636 | 0.02152 | 1093 | 619 | 332 | 142 |
71 | Yeah, it itches, but I always get a seat on the subway. | 1.5627 | 0.03124 | 526 | 300 | 156 | 70 |
72 | Headhunter, not the corporate one, just the regular kind. | 1.5586 | 0.02617 | 827 | 497 | 198 | 132 |
73 | I'm afraid it won't be a jury of my peers. | 1.5549 | 0.02362 | 901 | 516 | 270 | 115 |
74 | Because I always get a seat and usually a car to myself. | 1.5547 | 0.02474 | 887 | 526 | 230 | 131 |
75 | If a paleontologist gets on, avoid eye contact. | 1.5541 | 0.02465 | 924 | 557 | 222 | 145 |
76 | Great city for going clubbing. | 1.5508 | 0.02348 | 984 | 587 | 252 | 145 |
77 | Long story short, nobody messes with me and I just change at the office. | 1.5458 | 0.04310 | 295 | 178 | 73 | 44 |
78 | I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it? | 1.5449 | 0.02678 | 701 | 408 | 204 | 89 |
79 | So, you can’t work from home, either? | 1.5446 | 0.02457 | 841 | 492 | 240 | 109 |
80 | You think YOU have a long commute? | 1.5438 | 0.02496 | 811 | 474 | 233 | 104 |
81 | My wife says I’m taking this Paleo diet a little too far. | 1.5421 | 0.02476 | 843 | 499 | 231 | 113 |
82 | Is it just me, or is this train taking forever? | 1.5421 | 0.02662 | 760 | 458 | 192 | 110 |
83 | Mind the gap in the space-time continuum. | 1.5403 | 0.02706 | 781 | 485 | 170 | 126 |
84 | Well it started with the diet, yes, but then it’s the whole lifestyle that really gets you hooked! | 1.5401 | 0.02525 | 822 | 491 | 218 | 113 |
85 | So I told the guy, dude! Let’s not reinvent the wheel. | 1.5399 | 0.02549 | 789 | 467 | 218 | 104 |
86 | Hunter-gatherer. What about you? | 1.5397 | 0.02647 | 780 | 475 | 189 | 116 |
87 | Oh you work at the Capitol? I'm headed there too. | 1.5377 | 0.02683 | 755 | 460 | 184 | 111 |
88 | On your way to the capital too? | 1.5377 | 0.02648 | 796 | 491 | 182 | 123 |
89 | Now all I have to do is learn to speak softly . . . | 1.5351 | 0.02622 | 740 | 440 | 204 | 96 |
90 | As my patent lawyer, shouldn't I have received a royalty check for the wheel by now?" | 1.5343 | 0.02609 | 758 | 454 | 203 | 101 |
91 | Well, it all started with the Paleo diet. | 1.5331 | 0.02696 | 726 | 440 | 185 | 101 |
92 | I live for Throwback Thursdays. | 1.5328 | 0.02766 | 685 | 414 | 177 | 94 |
93 | You remind me of myself before the pandemic. | 1.5326 | 0.02661 | 768 | 472 | 183 | 113 |
94 | When I was your age I had to walk barefoot through the ice age to get to work | 1.5277 | 0.02666 | 722 | 436 | 191 | 95 |
95 | I’m in town for the MAGA rally. | 1.5273 | 0.02959 | 696 | 454 | 117 | 125 |
96 | Back in my day, we used tokens. | 1.5272 | 0.02554 | 734 | 431 | 219 | 84 |
97 | I'm living proof that Paleo works. | 1.5264 | 0.02620 | 739 | 445 | 199 | 95 |
98 | It’s a really, really long story. | 1.5252 | 0.03072 | 575 | 357 | 134 | 84 |
99 | Don't get off. It's a jungle out there. | 1.5245 | 0.02559 | 715 | 418 | 219 | 78 |
100 | Agriculture was our first big mistake. | 1.5230 | 0.02705 | 652 | 385 | 193 | 74 |
101 | At first it was just the diet. | 1.5223 | 0.02803 | 651 | 396 | 170 | 85 |
102 | Nothing for 4,000 years. And then two trains came along. | 1.5201 | 0.03100 | 573 | 361 | 126 | 86 |
103 | No, just on my way back from monitoring the election. You? | 1.5193 | 0.02926 | 674 | 434 | 130 | 110 |
104 | That’s not what Homo erectus means. | 1.5179 | 0.02987 | 641 | 412 | 126 | 103 |
105 | I invented fire. What have you done? | 1.5174 | 0.02936 | 605 | 374 | 149 | 82 |
106 | Nobody told you about casual Friday? | 1.5163 | 0.02782 | 614 | 366 | 179 | 69 |
107 | My boss says I'm about to get the ax, and I can't tell whether I'm being fired or promoted. | 1.5137 | 0.03200 | 512 | 319 | 123 | 70 |
108 | What do you think this is, a kilt? Of course I’m wearing underwear. | 1.5136 | 0.02892 | 625 | 389 | 151 | 85 |
109 | Opposable thumbs didn’t get us that far, did they? | 1.5132 | 0.02877 | 606 | 371 | 159 | 76 |
110 | I invented the wheel and discovered fire. What business are you in? | 1.5119 | 0.02923 | 588 | 361 | 153 | 74 |
111 | I work for a mammoth corporation. And you? | 1.5097 | 0.02920 | 567 | 344 | 157 | 66 |
112 | It’s “cave person,” actually. | 1.5083 | 0.03139 | 545 | 346 | 121 | 78 |
113 | What? Wait. You mean Halloween was ‘last’ Monday? | 1.5082 | 0.03151 | 488 | 297 | 134 | 57 |
114 | ”Yale. You? | 1.5074 | 0.03149 | 538 | 341 | 121 | 76 |
115 | We still have a chance in Georgia." | 1.5067 | 0.03218 | 523 | 334 | 113 | 76 |
116 | Most people think it's just the diet but paleo is so much more. | 1.5044 | 0.03025 | 567 | 357 | 134 | 76 |
117 | You know you're here because I invented the wheel! | 1.5044 | 0.02991 | 573 | 359 | 139 | 75 |
118 | It's primitive, but effective. | 1.5029 | 0.02887 | 525 | 310 | 166 | 49 |
119 | After a long day on the floor of the Exchange, I like to go clubbing. | 1.5026 | 0.02965 | 577 | 361 | 142 | 74 |
120 | There's a primitive art show at the Guggenheim. | 1.5017 | 0.02969 | 576 | 361 | 141 | 74 |
121 | You want to see my man cave? | 1.5017 | 0.02940 | 594 | 374 | 142 | 78 |
122 | No way they they’re going to get ME to return to the office. | 1.5010 | 0.03023 | 519 | 317 | 144 | 58 |
123 | I just can’t get past the fact that mom always liked you better. | 1.5009 | 0.03125 | 541 | 345 | 121 | 75 |
124 | You can always tell who's a native New Yorker, and who's not | 1.5009 | 0.02889 | 581 | 358 | 155 | 68 |
125 | Are you surprised that nothing has really changed, but our outfits? | 1.5008 | 0.02825 | 593 | 362 | 165 | 66 |
126 | Your optimism is endearing, but no, I'm from the future. | 1.5000 | 0.03103 | 632 | 429 | 90 | 113 |
127 | Windsor knot...Sweet. | 1.4990 | 0.03212 | 517 | 332 | 112 | 73 |
128 | Want to go clubbing tonight? | 1.4981 | 0.03125 | 518 | 326 | 126 | 66 |
129 | Just visiting. You? | 1.4981 | 0.02902 | 518 | 308 | 162 | 48 |
130 | What a coincidence. I'm in mergers and acquisitions, too. | 1.4974 | 0.02866 | 573 | 351 | 159 | 63 |
131 | It gets me a seat during rush hour | 1.4971 | 0.03090 | 523 | 328 | 130 | 65 |
132 | Are you sure it is the same audition? | 1.4954 | 0.03047 | 541 | 341 | 132 | 68 |
133 | The next stop after minimalism is primitivism. | 1.4948 | 0.03014 | 485 | 291 | 148 | 46 |
134 | I dress down to avoid the panhandlers | 1.4944 | 0.03051 | 532 | 334 | 133 | 65 |
135 | Glad we're moving back to in-person. I think something is lost with telehunting. | 1.4938 | 0.03112 | 482 | 296 | 134 | 52 |
136 | You a hunter or a gatherer? | 1.4936 | 0.03011 | 547 | 344 | 136 | 67 |
137 | Nothing personal but you don't look like progress to me. | 1.4932 | 0.03057 | 517 | 322 | 135 | 60 |
138 | Do you have the age? | 1.4929 | 0.03189 | 491 | 310 | 120 | 61 |
139 | I’m going clubbing. | 1.4926 | 0.03345 | 471 | 304 | 102 | 65 |
140 | I prefer "reactionary" to "neanderthal". | 1.4918 | 0.03207 | 490 | 311 | 117 | 62 |
141 | And the kids…all they do is stare at the fire. We have to limit their flame time. | 1.4912 | 0.03344 | 456 | 291 | 106 | 59 |
142 | Well…first I lost my phone… | 1.4902 | 0.03273 | 461 | 291 | 114 | 56 |
143 | I’m late. | 1.4901 | 0.03227 | 453 | 281 | 122 | 50 |
144 | Where can I find a Paleo-friendly restaurant? | 1.4881 | 0.03234 | 463 | 291 | 118 | 54 |
145 | I used to have a job like yours but now I make more by going to MAGA rallies | 1.4859 | 0.03340 | 496 | 330 | 91 | 75 |
146 | I just carry this around to look busy. | 1.4858 | 0.03322 | 424 | 264 | 114 | 46 |
147 | Please don't tell me you're the outcome of my evolution. | 1.4850 | 0.03264 | 468 | 299 | 111 | 58 |
148 | ...and you'll be the 'good cop.' | 1.4825 | 0.03628 | 371 | 236 | 91 | 44 |
149 | Evolution was taking too long so I took the train. | 1.4816 | 0.03229 | 461 | 292 | 116 | 53 |
150 | I don't know, bronze seems risky right now. | 1.4815 | 0.03341 | 432 | 274 | 108 | 50 |
151 | Does the Great Metal Serpent stop at 42nd Street? | 1.4810 | 0.03378 | 420 | 266 | 106 | 48 |
152 | I can open that for you. | 1.4792 | 0.03375 | 409 | 257 | 108 | 44 |
153 | So your company doesn't have casual Fridays? | 1.4781 | 0.03335 | 433 | 276 | 107 | 50 |
154 | Actually, I HAVE been living in a cave. | 1.4773 | 0.03169 | 484 | 310 | 117 | 57 |
155 | I hear you, but I win more cases this way... | 1.4764 | 0.03337 | 424 | 269 | 108 | 47 |
156 | I'm only like this until I have my morning coffee. | 1.4758 | 0.03582 | 433 | 293 | 74 | 66 |
157 | Which stop is closest to the Museum of Natural History? | 1.4755 | 0.03201 | 469 | 300 | 115 | 54 |
158 | Do you know what time it is? | 1.4730 | 0.03290 | 408 | 254 | 115 | 39 |
159 | Welcome to the future. Not what you expected? | 1.4729 | 0.03392 | 406 | 258 | 104 | 44 |
160 | They said to bring my authentic self to work. | 1.4717 | 0.03291 | 460 | 300 | 103 | 57 |
161 | I'm running for U.S. congressman. What are you dressed for? | 1.4692 | 0.03729 | 373 | 248 | 75 | 50 |
162 | You headed to the Capitol? | 1.4684 | 0.03552 | 395 | 259 | 87 | 49 |
163 | Have you tried paleo? | 1.4680 | 0.03321 | 438 | 284 | 103 | 51 |
164 | I’m running very, very late. | 1.4679 | 0.03170 | 436 | 273 | 122 | 41 |
165 | Wanna go clubbing later? | 1.4677 | 0.03570 | 387 | 253 | 87 | 47 |
166 | Flintstones On Broadway" auditions this afternoon | 1.4670 | 0.03568 | 379 | 246 | 89 | 44 |
167 | I guess i knew work from cave would end sometime | 1.4665 | 0.03349 | 433 | 282 | 100 | 51 |
168 | If Trump wins in 2024, I 'll be appointed to the Supreme Court | 1.4661 | 0.04704 | 236 | 158 | 46 | 32 |
169 | I bought my cave for $20,000. You'll never believe how much I sold it for last week. | 1.4659 | 0.03550 | 367 | 235 | 93 | 39 |
170 | Got a lighter I can borrow? | 1.4653 | 0.04021 | 288 | 185 | 72 | 31 |
171 | I, too, eat what I kill. | 1.4648 | 0.03381 | 383 | 241 | 106 | 36 |
172 | Still wearing a suit to the office? Now that's a blast from the past! | 1.4647 | 0.03437 | 368 | 231 | 103 | 34 |
173 | No, actually I’m from the near future. The very near future. | 1.4633 | 0.03569 | 395 | 262 | 83 | 50 |
174 | Hey, do you have a light? | 1.4631 | 0.03453 | 393 | 254 | 96 | 43 |
175 | In my day, we called it migration, not commute. | 1.4629 | 0.03826 | 337 | 222 | 74 | 41 |
176 | I'm thinking of moving my entire portfolio from wheel to fire. | 1.4617 | 0.03364 | 392 | 249 | 105 | 38 |
177 | You’re right about the time travel. But I’m afraid I come from your future. | 1.4617 | 0.03503 | 418 | 280 | 83 | 55 |
178 | I take it you’re a Gatherer. | 1.4612 | 0.03394 | 425 | 280 | 94 | 51 |
179 | Been here long? | 1.4609 | 0.03493 | 384 | 249 | 93 | 42 |
180 | Interesting to see that you all haven’t bothered to evolve necks. | 1.4607 | 0.03777 | 369 | 250 | 68 | 51 |
181 | We knew it was coming to all of this; we saw the writing on the walls. | 1.4606 | 0.03879 | 317 | 207 | 74 | 36 |
182 | Yeah, it's regression therapy to resolve modern existential dread. | 1.4603 | 0.03542 | 365 | 235 | 92 | 38 |
183 | I’m back to hunting in person two days a week. | 1.4599 | 0.03660 | 374 | 249 | 78 | 47 |
184 | There are some side effects of the paleo diet. | 1.4597 | 0.03655 | 372 | 247 | 79 | 46 |
185 | I lost my shirt in woolly rhino futures. | 1.4593 | 0.03999 | 307 | 203 | 67 | 37 |
186 | Thing is, I'm between a rock and a hard place. | 1.4570 | 0.03429 | 372 | 237 | 100 | 35 |
187 | Actually, I'm from the future. | 1.4563 | 0.03926 | 309 | 203 | 71 | 35 |
188 | No, what's primitive is you using a briefcase in the 21st century. | 1.4559 | 0.03822 | 340 | 227 | 71 | 42 |
189 | My commute to work takes ages | 1.4558 | 0.03540 | 362 | 234 | 91 | 37 |
190 | I haven't ridden the subway in ages | 1.4555 | 0.03364 | 382 | 243 | 104 | 35 |
191 | It started with the paleo diet, then I just didn’t stop. | 1.4552 | 0.03630 | 391 | 265 | 74 | 52 |
192 | I identify more as a commuter rather than a hunter or gatherer." | 1.4541 | 0.03370 | 381 | 243 | 103 | 35 |
193 | Be careful, it’s a jungle out there | 1.4538 | 0.03704 | 346 | 228 | 79 | 39 |
194 | I find people leave me alone when I dress like this. Oh, and the club helps. | 1.4524 | 0.03418 | 389 | 253 | 96 | 40 |
195 | Mostly gathering these days, but sometimes a freelance hunting gig floats my way. | 1.4521 | 0.03518 | 365 | 237 | 91 | 37 |
196 | The pandemic really set me back. | 1.4497 | 0.03508 | 398 | 267 | 83 | 48 |
197 | I started with the Paleodiet. | 1.4497 | 0.03600 | 338 | 218 | 88 | 32 |
198 | Has evolution made you happy? | 1.4496 | 0.03717 | 347 | 231 | 76 | 40 |
199 | Who’s the Neanderthal now? | 1.4479 | 0.03498 | 355 | 229 | 93 | 33 |
200 | You think this is taking forever…try rubbing two sticks together every time you want a piece of toast. | 1.4474 | 0.03832 | 333 | 224 | 69 | 40 |
201 | So where’s the best place to find fire around here? | 1.4444 | 0.03298 | 405 | 264 | 102 | 39 |
202 | I come from the future to warn you. | 1.4435 | 0.03703 | 354 | 239 | 73 | 42 |
203 | I could have been a billionaire if I had just filed a patent for that wheel I invented. | 1.4435 | 0.03758 | 336 | 225 | 73 | 38 |
204 | I’ll show them casual Fridays. | 1.4431 | 0.03701 | 343 | 229 | 76 | 38 |
205 | The GOP has plans to bring us even further back, so I want to be ready. | 1.4429 | 0.03659 | 368 | 250 | 73 | 45 |
206 | I'm still working very remotely. | 1.4408 | 0.03827 | 304 | 200 | 74 | 30 |
207 | Your in mergers? I am in acquisitions. | 1.4404 | 0.03866 | 277 | 178 | 76 | 23 |
208 | I'm going clubbing uptown. | 1.4397 | 0.03771 | 348 | 238 | 67 | 43 |
209 | I keep forgetting when to get off. | 1.4384 | 0.03402 | 333 | 210 | 100 | 23 |
210 | I am on AOL. How did you know | 1.4373 | 0.03910 | 295 | 196 | 69 | 30 |
211 | Actually, I'm more of a hunter-commuter. | 1.4366 | 0.03488 | 339 | 219 | 92 | 28 |
212 | Back in my day, this was business casual. | 1.4366 | 0.03683 | 339 | 227 | 76 | 36 |
213 | You should see my man cave. | 1.4362 | 0.03626 | 337 | 223 | 81 | 33 |
214 | I feel like a Neanderthal until I've had my latte. | 1.4360 | 0.03672 | 328 | 217 | 79 | 32 |
215 | Yes, I have worked from home during the entire pandemic. Why do you ask? | 1.4358 | 0.03929 | 296 | 198 | 67 | 31 |
216 | I'm with the GOP. You? | 1.4355 | 0.04038 | 310 | 215 | 55 | 40 |
217 | I’m prehistoric? You’re the one still wearing a suit to work! | 1.4348 | 0.03985 | 299 | 203 | 62 | 34 |
218 | Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.4346 | 0.03890 | 306 | 206 | 67 | 33 |
219 | Yeah, just heading into the city to go clubbing. | 1.4341 | 0.03843 | 311 | 209 | 69 | 33 |
220 | How do you fit your tools in that tiny case? | 1.4331 | 0.03652 | 314 | 205 | 82 | 27 |
221 | Do I look like I need Life Insurance? | 1.4305 | 0.04051 | 295 | 203 | 57 | 35 |
222 | Got a flint? | 1.4300 | 0.03800 | 300 | 199 | 73 | 28 |
223 | And why won't you let me testify for myself? | 1.4295 | 0.03906 | 298 | 201 | 66 | 31 |
224 | Any paleo restaurants you could recommend? | 1.4290 | 0.03594 | 331 | 219 | 82 | 30 |
225 | You know, we have a lot in common. | 1.4290 | 0.03491 | 338 | 221 | 89 | 28 |
226 | Yeah, I got on way before you. | 1.4286 | 0.03899 | 273 | 179 | 71 | 23 |
227 | The last train took forever. | 1.4286 | 0.03883 | 315 | 216 | 63 | 36 |
228 | You're in luck. Today I'm just gathering." | 1.4277 | 0.03623 | 346 | 234 | 76 | 36 |
229 | You poll taker. I poll watcher. | 1.4276 | 0.03736 | 290 | 189 | 78 | 23 |
230 | You wouldn't believe how long I've been down here. | 1.4271 | 0.03849 | 288 | 191 | 71 | 26 |
231 | On my way to a hostile takeover. Why do you ask? | 1.4270 | 0.04121 | 274 | 187 | 57 | 30 |
232 | I lost track of time. | 1.4267 | 0.03792 | 307 | 206 | 71 | 30 |
233 | Laundry day. | 1.4259 | 0.04065 | 270 | 182 | 61 | 27 |
234 | Figured I’d get a head start on societal collapse.” | 1.4259 | 0.03837 | 317 | 217 | 65 | 35 |
235 | You're where I see myself in about 50,000 years. | 1.4257 | 0.03856 | 303 | 205 | 67 | 31 |
236 | It’s been a while since I’ve been in the office. | 1.4255 | 0.03767 | 322 | 219 | 69 | 34 |
237 | Boss said no more working from cave. | 1.4252 | 0.03730 | 294 | 193 | 77 | 24 |
238 | I use this time to think. | 1.4252 | 0.04000 | 294 | 202 | 59 | 33 |
239 | So, what you're saying is, as a hunter-gatherer I can write off the club. | 1.4249 | 0.03658 | 353 | 243 | 70 | 40 |
240 | It started out as a Halloween costume but then it turns out chicks dig it. | 1.4248 | 0.03828 | 306 | 207 | 68 | 31 |
241 | Off to work? I'm going clubbing. | 1.4247 | 0.03757 | 332 | 228 | 67 | 37 |
242 | No, I'd stay with the suit. It distinguishes your head from your torso. | 1.4239 | 0.03933 | 276 | 184 | 67 | 25 |
243 | I was in cryptocurrency on Monday but now I’m going back to the basics. | 1.4239 | 0.03966 | 276 | 185 | 65 | 26 |
244 | So you’re a headhunter too? | 1.4239 | 0.04390 | 243 | 167 | 49 | 27 |
245 | So if we’re still working from home, why are you so dressed up? | 1.4236 | 0.03653 | 288 | 186 | 82 | 20 |
246 | Attire is different since I moved to hostile takeovers. | 1.4236 | 0.04001 | 288 | 197 | 60 | 31 |
247 | And yet you still have a leather briefcase. | 1.4231 | 0.03670 | 286 | 185 | 81 | 20 |
248 | I’m a Republican, too! | 1.4228 | 0.03987 | 298 | 206 | 58 | 34 |
249 | Wilma got the car in the settlement. | 1.4226 | 0.04153 | 265 | 181 | 56 | 28 |
250 | One minute you invent fire,and then bam,nobody returns your calls. | 1.4219 | 0.04223 | 256 | 175 | 54 | 27 |
251 | You know, sometimes I wish that I was still trapped in that ice field. | 1.4186 | 0.03754 | 301 | 202 | 72 | 27 |
252 | Which pronouns do you use? | 1.4179 | 0.04205 | 280 | 198 | 47 | 35 |
253 | Exactly what kind of animal can you kill with that? | 1.4175 | 0.03871 | 285 | 192 | 67 | 26 |
254 | It's Throwback Thursday. | 1.4173 | 0.03908 | 278 | 187 | 66 | 25 |
255 | They say ‘dress for the job you want.’ | 1.4172 | 0.03916 | 302 | 209 | 60 | 33 |
256 | Yeah, well, 30,000 years from now people will think you look strange too. | 1.4170 | 0.03923 | 283 | 192 | 64 | 27 |
257 | I'm new to town, where's the best place to go clubbing?' | 1.4164 | 0.04069 | 281 | 195 | 55 | 31 |
258 | Dude, just unplug. | 1.4152 | 0.04015 | 277 | 190 | 59 | 28 |
259 | That’s a reasonable guess but I’m actually from the future. | 1.4150 | 0.04080 | 294 | 208 | 50 | 36 |
260 | So we basically have the same job? | 1.4147 | 0.04085 | 258 | 175 | 59 | 24 |
261 | I'm dressing for the job I want, not the job I have. | 1.4137 | 0.04151 | 249 | 169 | 57 | 23 |
262 | I miss the work-from-cave thing already! | 1.4136 | 0.03774 | 295 | 199 | 70 | 26 |
263 | What if I told you that you could be your own boss and you'd never need to put on another necktie? | 1.4134 | 0.03790 | 283 | 189 | 71 | 23 |
264 | I missed my stop ages ago. | 1.4127 | 0.04265 | 252 | 175 | 50 | 27 |
265 | Dude, it’s casual Friday. | 1.4126 | 0.04066 | 269 | 185 | 57 | 27 |
266 | No one carries a briefcase anymore. | 1.4121 | 0.03513 | 330 | 221 | 82 | 27 |
267 | No...it's not a fashion statement. I got locked out of my house on Halloween. | 1.4109 | 0.04118 | 258 | 177 | 56 | 25 |
268 | So, it’s evidence you gather? | 1.4100 | 0.04018 | 239 | 158 | 64 | 17 |
269 | Really? Women work outside the cave? | 1.4099 | 0.03720 | 283 | 188 | 74 | 21 |
270 | I feel safer with it and it gets through any metal detectors. | 1.4098 | 0.04248 | 244 | 168 | 52 | 24 |
271 | You'd manspread too if you weren't wearing underwear. | 1.4098 | 0.04132 | 266 | 185 | 53 | 28 |
272 | My wife took the mammoth to work today. | 1.4096 | 0.04108 | 249 | 169 | 58 | 22 |
273 | I know what you mean, I used to be in accounting myself | 1.4091 | 0.04154 | 264 | 184 | 52 | 28 |
274 | ... and then I thought, "why stop with the paleo diet?" | 1.4078 | 0.03789 | 309 | 214 | 64 | 31 |
275 | Wait you CHOSE to eat the way I do | 1.4076 | 0.04430 | 211 | 143 | 50 | 18 |
276 | And just where am I supposed to conceal it? | 1.4075 | 0.03892 | 265 | 178 | 66 | 21 |
277 | Oh, when the doors won't open, no problem . . . | 1.4075 | 0.03734 | 292 | 197 | 71 | 24 |
278 | I hate this long commute, but I can't afford a cave in the city. | 1.4066 | 0.04324 | 241 | 168 | 48 | 25 |
279 | They making you go back to the office too huh | 1.4065 | 0.03998 | 278 | 193 | 57 | 28 |
280 | You’re kidding, five toes? | 1.4053 | 0.04251 | 227 | 154 | 54 | 19 |
281 | No, this is the ancestral line. | 1.4052 | 0.04361 | 232 | 161 | 48 | 23 |
282 | … my advice? Don’t try and reinvent the wheel. | 1.4035 | 0.04371 | 228 | 158 | 48 | 22 |
283 | I feel like I've been on this train for ages. | 1.4032 | 0.03938 | 253 | 170 | 64 | 19 |
284 | It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle. | 1.4030 | 0.03796 | 263 | 175 | 70 | 18 |
285 | Don’t you miss the good old days? | 1.4028 | 0.03748 | 283 | 191 | 70 | 22 |
286 | What's with the tie? | 1.4028 | 0.04450 | 216 | 149 | 47 | 20 |
287 | Yeah, I’m irrelevant too. You get used to it. | 1.4027 | 0.04443 | 226 | 158 | 45 | 23 |
288 | I may have turned my clock to far back . | 1.4023 | 0.04207 | 256 | 180 | 49 | 27 |
289 | I reverted pretty quickly after I started working from home. | 1.4022 | 0.04266 | 271 | 196 | 41 | 34 |
290 | I gave all that up 250,000 years ago. | 1.4016 | 0.04119 | 254 | 176 | 54 | 24 |
291 | Why the look? Never seen a former Twitter exec before? | 1.4015 | 0.04135 | 259 | 181 | 52 | 26 |
292 | This isn't what I had in mind when I invented the wheel. | 1.4015 | 0.04135 | 259 | 181 | 52 | 26 |
293 | Concealed carry turned out to be very uncomfortable... | 1.4009 | 0.04426 | 227 | 159 | 45 | 23 |
294 | You're wondering if I'm wearing underwear, aren't you? | 1.4008 | 0.04218 | 252 | 177 | 49 | 26 |
295 | How do I get to this 'bear market' I keep hearing about? | 1.4008 | 0.04292 | 252 | 179 | 45 | 28 |
296 | Do you know the stop for the Museum of Natural History? | 1.4007 | 0.03836 | 277 | 189 | 65 | 23 |
297 | HR seems to have forgotten about me, so I just keep cashing the checks. | 1.4000 | 0.04030 | 255 | 175 | 58 | 22 |
298 | You don't look like your profile pic. | 1.4000 | 0.04242 | 250 | 176 | 48 | 26 |
299 | Relax, I'm wearing shorts. | 1.4000 | 0.03900 | 260 | 176 | 64 | 20 |
300 | Simple tools, simple solution. | 1.4000 | 0.03952 | 285 | 200 | 56 | 29 |
301 | I'm a negotiator, too! | 1.4000 | 0.04209 | 240 | 166 | 52 | 22 |
302 | Actually, I got on at the beginning of the line. | 1.4000 | 0.03739 | 280 | 189 | 70 | 21 |
303 | We have the Supreme Court and we'll soon take back the House, so look out. | 1.3992 | 0.04150 | 248 | 172 | 53 | 23 |
304 | No this isn't a Halloween costume, I'm a Trump Supporter... | 1.3991 | 0.04590 | 233 | 169 | 35 | 29 |
305 | Trust me, when I started manspreading, it changed everything. | 1.3986 | 0.03927 | 281 | 196 | 58 | 27 |
306 | I see you're a 'gatherer'... | 1.3985 | 0.03982 | 266 | 184 | 58 | 24 |
307 | I'm guessing you haven't ridden this line at night before. | 1.3977 | 0.03893 | 264 | 180 | 63 | 21 |
308 | I take it your office doesn't do Casual Fridays. | 1.3966 | 0.04309 | 232 | 162 | 48 | 22 |
309 | We're going public with fire. | 1.3964 | 0.03837 | 280 | 193 | 63 | 24 |
310 | I take the train now because of fuel costs. I also kill my own food. | 1.3956 | 0.03729 | 273 | 184 | 70 | 19 |
311 | I waited ages for the train to come. | 1.3955 | 0.03958 | 268 | 186 | 58 | 24 |
312 | I feel like I regressed during the pandemic. | 1.3951 | 0.04125 | 243 | 168 | 54 | 21 |
313 | I'm not from the past; I'm from the future" | 1.3941 | 0.04420 | 236 | 169 | 41 | 26 |
314 | Some eon, huh? | 1.3939 | 0.04142 | 231 | 158 | 55 | 18 |
315 | I could’ve bought stock in the wheel before it went public. | 1.3939 | 0.04565 | 198 | 137 | 44 | 17 |
316 | Paleo’s not just a diet, bro, it’s a lifestyle! | 1.3935 | 0.04029 | 277 | 197 | 51 | 29 |
317 | Paleo’s more than just a diet. | 1.3931 | 0.04128 | 262 | 186 | 49 | 27 |
318 | It's all OK. I'm a gatherer. | 1.3929 | 0.03938 | 252 | 172 | 61 | 19 |
319 | So I asked myself: Why evolve? | 1.3922 | 0.04217 | 232 | 161 | 51 | 20 |
320 | What scares me is white collar crime." | 1.3920 | 0.04346 | 250 | 181 | 40 | 29 |
321 | Of course I’m a MAGA-Republican! How could you tell? | 1.3916 | 0.05389 | 166 | 121 | 25 | 20 |
322 | So, I figured, if I'm going to go Paleo, why stop with just the diet? | 1.3915 | 0.04026 | 258 | 180 | 55 | 23 |
323 | I guess my experience working from the man cave during Covid was different from yours. | 1.3913 | 0.04331 | 230 | 162 | 46 | 22 |
324 | Republican. And you? | 1.3913 | 0.04678 | 207 | 148 | 37 | 22 |
325 | The Paleo diet had some unexpected side effects | 1.3911 | 0.03991 | 271 | 191 | 54 | 26 |
326 | Oh, I like the freedom of movement of my one-piece. | 1.3911 | 0.04121 | 225 | 153 | 56 | 16 |
327 | Forget the 1950's- real Republicans want to return to the Stone Age. | 1.3907 | 0.04101 | 279 | 202 | 45 | 32 |
328 | I'm from the future. | 1.3906 | 0.04122 | 256 | 181 | 50 | 25 |
329 | How does your weapon work? | 1.3904 | 0.04357 | 228 | 161 | 45 | 22 |
330 | The funny thing is we're both Republicans | 1.3897 | 0.04578 | 213 | 152 | 39 | 22 |
331 | Back in the cave, we laugh a lot at you guys in corporate. | 1.3893 | 0.03752 | 262 | 177 | 68 | 17 |
332 | I'm in mergers and acquisitions too, but with a different approach. | 1.3893 | 0.04016 | 262 | 184 | 54 | 24 |
333 | I used to be on Wall Street, but now I’m in Congress. | 1.3892 | 0.04424 | 203 | 140 | 47 | 16 |
334 | Florida.You? | 1.3891 | 0.04333 | 239 | 171 | 43 | 25 |
335 | I shouldn't be surprised about getting laid off. The writing was on the wall. | 1.3887 | 0.03983 | 265 | 186 | 55 | 24 |
336 | We're reinventing the wheel. | 1.3883 | 0.03793 | 273 | 188 | 64 | 21 |
337 | I went all in on crypto. | 1.3878 | 0.04003 | 263 | 185 | 54 | 24 |
338 | Relax, it's faux fur. | 1.3871 | 0.04513 | 217 | 155 | 40 | 22 |
339 | So what have you been up to since high school? | 1.3870 | 0.04237 | 230 | 161 | 49 | 20 |
340 | Well, I'm off back through the Portal, but I have to tell you: the people on the other side will be doing a lot less complaining once they hear what your time is like. | 1.3867 | 0.04529 | 225 | 163 | 37 | 25 |
341 | Read any good walls lately? | 1.3862 | 0.04080 | 246 | 172 | 53 | 21 |
342 | I used to dress like you, but I got tired of being mugged. | 1.3860 | 0.04776 | 215 | 159 | 29 | 27 |
343 | Working from home during the pandemic I got a bit too comfortable. | 1.3860 | 0.04143 | 215 | 146 | 55 | 14 |
344 | We'll just have to wait and see who the jury believes. | 1.3858 | 0.04456 | 197 | 136 | 46 | 15 |
345 | Believe me Man, it is a real jungle out there. | 1.3857 | 0.04041 | 223 | 151 | 58 | 14 |
346 | Yeah, Mark said I could keep the work-from-home wardrobe if I agreed to go into the office for meetings. | 1.3846 | 0.04164 | 221 | 152 | 53 | 16 |
347 | Working from home worked fine for me. | 1.3843 | 0.03956 | 242 | 166 | 59 | 17 |
348 | I’ve been working from home for quite some time now. | 1.3843 | 0.04084 | 242 | 169 | 53 | 20 |
349 | You do all that just for food and shelter? | 1.3843 | 0.04666 | 216 | 158 | 33 | 25 |
350 | My client wants us to settle this matter out of court. | 1.3842 | 0.04580 | 203 | 144 | 40 | 19 |
351 | I didn’t miss the commute, but those caves don’t paint themselves. | 1.3840 | 0.04057 | 237 | 164 | 55 | 18 |
352 | We're back in the office three days a week. | 1.3834 | 0.04074 | 253 | 179 | 51 | 23 |
353 | Same old rat race: hunting, gathering, commuting... | 1.3833 | 0.04232 | 240 | 171 | 46 | 23 |
354 | Paleo is a lifestyle, bro! | 1.3833 | 0.04149 | 240 | 169 | 50 | 21 |
355 | Do you ever go clubbin’? | 1.3830 | 0.04254 | 235 | 167 | 46 | 22 |
356 | Well it all started when I read an article about the Paleo diet. | 1.3824 | 0.04257 | 238 | 170 | 45 | 23 |
357 | I’m actually a senator too. | 1.3821 | 0.04437 | 212 | 150 | 43 | 19 |
358 | What was I to do? They built the subway right through my cave. | 1.3816 | 0.04408 | 207 | 145 | 45 | 17 |
359 | It all started with the paleo diet. | 1.3813 | 0.04210 | 257 | 187 | 42 | 28 |
360 | I’m more of an early person. | 1.3810 | 0.04263 | 189 | 127 | 52 | 10 |
361 | What stop is the Natural History Museum? | 1.3810 | 0.04362 | 210 | 147 | 46 | 17 |
362 | I'm not going into work today. I' m going to a Republican fund raiser event. | 1.3810 | 0.04305 | 231 | 165 | 44 | 22 |
363 | You literally said, 'Dress to go clubbing after work.' | 1.3807 | 0.04732 | 197 | 142 | 35 | 20 |
364 | I'm actually from the future, post election. | 1.3803 | 0.04519 | 213 | 153 | 39 | 21 |
365 | I haven't been mugged even once, since I stopped wearing a suit to work. | 1.3802 | 0.04036 | 242 | 169 | 54 | 19 |
366 | I prefer "cave person." | 1.3801 | 0.04208 | 221 | 154 | 50 | 17 |
367 | I overslept. | 1.3798 | 0.04390 | 208 | 146 | 45 | 17 |
368 | I was hired over Zoom. | 1.3793 | 0.04923 | 174 | 124 | 34 | 16 |
369 | No, we didn't go extinct. We just don't take the subway very often. | 1.3793 | 0.04574 | 203 | 145 | 39 | 19 |
370 | They said my skill set was obsolete. | 1.3793 | 0.04520 | 203 | 144 | 41 | 18 |
371 | Yeah, I’m really going miss working at home. | 1.3792 | 0.04186 | 240 | 171 | 47 | 22 |
372 | I take the Q train to 57th Street, hop a cab to Central Park West, and I'm back at the diorama by noon. | 1.3790 | 0.04128 | 248 | 177 | 48 | 23 |
373 | I specialize in hostile takeovers. | 1.3787 | 0.05233 | 169 | 124 | 26 | 19 |
374 | Thank you Donald for sending us back to the Stone Age. | 1.3784 | 0.04833 | 185 | 133 | 34 | 18 |
375 | I was told it's a hostile takeover. | 1.3783 | 0.04227 | 230 | 163 | 47 | 20 |
376 | At least you have carbs | 1.3771 | 0.04624 | 175 | 121 | 42 | 12 |
377 | Get prepared. I'm from the future! | 1.3771 | 0.04277 | 236 | 170 | 43 | 23 |
378 | Oork prefer work from cave | 1.3766 | 0.03982 | 231 | 159 | 57 | 15 |
379 | I’m going clubbing tonight | 1.3765 | 0.04176 | 247 | 178 | 45 | 24 |
380 | Wilma needed the car today. | 1.3758 | 0.05378 | 157 | 115 | 25 | 17 |
381 | Are we perchance related? I see you too have no neck. | 1.3750 | 0.04743 | 152 | 103 | 41 | 8 |
382 | They say you should dress for the job you want. | 1.3750 | 0.04010 | 240 | 168 | 54 | 18 |
383 | Natural History Museum. You? | 1.3745 | 0.04113 | 235 | 166 | 50 | 19 |
384 | Frankly, you look more like the gatherer type. | 1.3744 | 0.04413 | 195 | 136 | 45 | 14 |
385 | It's casual Friday: what's with the tie? | 1.3738 | 0.04086 | 214 | 147 | 54 | 13 |
386 | Wilma? Yeah we still keep in touch. And how’s Betty adjusting to life in the big city? | 1.3737 | 0.04675 | 190 | 136 | 37 | 17 |
387 | I'm a visitor from the future. | 1.3733 | 0.04241 | 225 | 160 | 46 | 19 |
388 | Clubbing downtown. You? | 1.3733 | 0.04379 | 225 | 163 | 40 | 22 |
389 | This is my first ride since the pandemic. Has the world changed? | 1.3733 | 0.04146 | 225 | 158 | 50 | 17 |
390 | If I had a nickel every time I thought of investing in carbon credits... | 1.3732 | 0.04471 | 209 | 150 | 40 | 19 |
391 | Feels like we've been here for ages, doesn't it? | 1.3732 | 0.04419 | 209 | 149 | 42 | 18 |
392 | Thawed glacier; how about you? | 1.3731 | 0.04563 | 193 | 137 | 40 | 16 |
393 | My dinosaur is in the shop again | 1.3731 | 0.04382 | 193 | 134 | 46 | 13 |
394 | I was like you once, before the buyout. | 1.3729 | 0.04854 | 177 | 127 | 34 | 16 |
395 | Did you see the weirdo that got off at the last stop? | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
396 | I know how to make fire. What do you know? | 1.3726 | 0.04164 | 212 | 147 | 51 | 14 |
397 | What's in the box? | 1.3725 | 0.04218 | 204 | 141 | 50 | 13 |
398 | Locating my parents is hopeless. The only clue the adoption agency would give me is the names Fred and Wilma. | 1.3723 | 0.04460 | 188 | 131 | 44 | 13 |
399 | Hunter? You don’t look like a Hunter. | 1.3722 | 0.04497 | 223 | 164 | 35 | 24 |
400 | Getting into Manhattan takes ages. | 1.3719 | 0.04169 | 199 | 136 | 52 | 11 |
401 | Why would anyone need a permit to carry a club? | 1.3719 | 0.04406 | 199 | 140 | 44 | 15 |
402 | No actually, I’ve come from the future. | 1.3719 | 0.04792 | 199 | 147 | 30 | 22 |
403 | If the wooly mammoth doesn't kill me, the commute will. | 1.3716 | 0.04543 | 183 | 128 | 42 | 13 |
404 | Which part of this whole thing do you call progress? | 1.3712 | 0.04010 | 264 | 191 | 48 | 25 |
405 | I’m actually a digital nomad | 1.3707 | 0.03967 | 205 | 138 | 58 | 9 |
406 | I think you have the wrong idea about Hunter College | 1.3706 | 0.04493 | 197 | 140 | 41 | 16 |
407 | So you want me to help with a hostile takeover? | 1.3705 | 0.04203 | 224 | 159 | 47 | 18 |
408 | My diet? Why do you ask? | 1.3704 | 0.03893 | 216 | 146 | 60 | 10 |
409 | Tell me again why I should buy whole life rather than term life insurance. | 1.3699 | 0.04319 | 219 | 157 | 43 | 19 |
410 | I'm proud of you, son. | 1.3695 | 0.04561 | 203 | 147 | 37 | 19 |
411 | I’m not wearing underpants. | 1.3692 | 0.04524 | 195 | 139 | 40 | 16 |
412 | My company is run by dinosaurs. | 1.3692 | 0.04465 | 195 | 138 | 42 | 15 |
413 | I have so many questions | 1.3692 | 0.04405 | 195 | 137 | 44 | 14 |
414 | I'm protesting my company's return-to-office order. | 1.3689 | 0.04185 | 206 | 143 | 50 | 13 |
415 | You say you're a headhunter? How many YOU got? | 1.3684 | 0.04307 | 209 | 148 | 45 | 16 |
416 | Is sueing and litigating really more evolved than hunting and gathering? | 1.3684 | 0.05038 | 171 | 125 | 29 | 17 |
417 | This is just my day job. I’m actually an artist. | 1.3679 | 0.04374 | 193 | 135 | 45 | 13 |
418 | I've always maintained that the train is the most civilized way to travel. | 1.3673 | 0.04387 | 196 | 138 | 44 | 14 |
419 | What do you mean, manspreading? | 1.3671 | 0.04224 | 207 | 145 | 48 | 14 |
420 | I do real estate. Mostly condos, some caves. | 1.3668 | 0.04161 | 199 | 137 | 51 | 11 |
421 | It’s been a long commute. | 1.3660 | 0.04885 | 153 | 107 | 36 | 10 |
422 | Fired? What’s that? | 1.3660 | 0.04416 | 194 | 137 | 43 | 14 |
423 | You're not a real New Yorker until you've lived here 10,000 years. | 1.3659 | 0.04470 | 205 | 148 | 39 | 18 |
424 | You say you want an evolution. | 1.3659 | 0.04470 | 205 | 148 | 39 | 18 |
425 | I finally got tickets to Hamilton!! | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
426 | I've been on this train for what seems like eons. | 1.3657 | 0.04815 | 175 | 126 | 34 | 15 |
427 | I usually work at home. | 1.3656 | 0.03965 | 227 | 158 | 55 | 14 |
428 | I haven’t slept in days, man. These aren’t even my clothes. | 1.3655 | 0.04485 | 197 | 141 | 40 | 16 |
429 | Going to see a realtor. The wife says she's had it with the man cave. | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
430 | So, you're saying, I should dress for the epoch I want, not the epoch I'm in. | 1.3653 | 0.04832 | 167 | 119 | 35 | 13 |
431 | I’m a hunter-gatherer. You must be a raider-usurper. | 1.3649 | 0.04364 | 222 | 162 | 39 | 21 |
432 | So you think YOU have a long commute! | 1.3647 | 0.04547 | 170 | 118 | 42 | 10 |
433 | I'm a ballot box monitor. | 1.3645 | 0.04390 | 203 | 145 | 42 | 16 |
434 | Yeah, I was waiting for the train a bit longer than you. | 1.3641 | 0.04447 | 184 | 129 | 43 | 12 |
435 | Does this train stop at the Museum of Natural History? | 1.3641 | 0.04344 | 206 | 147 | 43 | 16 |
436 | What? The memo said 'Casual Fridays!' | 1.3632 | 0.04599 | 190 | 137 | 37 | 16 |
437 | Your mother and I are hoping you will spend Thanksgiving with us. | 1.3627 | 0.04427 | 204 | 147 | 40 | 17 |
438 | I'm a docent at the Museum of Natural History | 1.3627 | 0.04487 | 193 | 138 | 40 | 15 |
439 | You bet I carry a club in the subway. How's that briefcase working out for you? | 1.3625 | 0.04247 | 240 | 177 | 39 | 24 |
440 | Democrat, eh? | 1.3622 | 0.04809 | 185 | 136 | 31 | 18 |
441 | Executive headhunter... you? | 1.3617 | 0.04812 | 188 | 139 | 30 | 19 |
442 | Mine is just for show too. | 1.3616 | 0.04633 | 177 | 126 | 38 | 13 |
443 | Everything went downhill after the wheel. | 1.3613 | 0.04638 | 191 | 139 | 35 | 17 |
444 | It fits my management style | 1.3613 | 0.04518 | 191 | 137 | 39 | 15 |
445 | I’m not big on returning to the office. | 1.3610 | 0.04409 | 205 | 148 | 40 | 17 |
446 | Did you forget that today is casual Friday? | 1.3608 | 0.04347 | 194 | 137 | 44 | 13 |
447 | If we knew it would lead to this, we never would have invented the wheel. | 1.3598 | 0.04611 | 189 | 137 | 36 | 16 |
448 | I don't care if it's a Bear or Bull Market, I came packing. | 1.3595 | 0.05047 | 153 | 110 | 31 | 12 |
449 | Grab them by the pussy? We just hit them over the head. | 1.3594 | 0.04618 | 192 | 140 | 35 | 17 |
450 | What do you mean by "homo"? | 1.3591 | 0.04690 | 181 | 131 | 35 | 15 |
451 | So you're telling me that you're what the alpha male standard is nowadays? | 1.3587 | 0.04698 | 184 | 134 | 34 | 16 |
452 | You calling me prehistoric? Who carries an attache case any more? | 1.3584 | 0.04702 | 173 | 124 | 36 | 13 |
453 | Could you tell me where to get off for the Lascaux Cave? | 1.3583 | 0.04518 | 187 | 134 | 39 | 14 |
454 | I keep missing my stop. | 1.3580 | 0.04845 | 162 | 116 | 34 | 12 |
455 | My wheel's in the shop. | 1.3578 | 0.04364 | 204 | 147 | 41 | 16 |
456 | So if Grog understand, you hunt and gather untapped real estate for mixed-use development, and not elk? | 1.3575 | 0.04724 | 179 | 130 | 34 | 15 |
457 | So... You wanna go clubbing with me tonight? | 1.3575 | 0.04590 | 179 | 128 | 38 | 13 |
458 | I'm a lawyer too. Just got called to work on the Trump case. Seems he's a big fan of my approach to the prosecuting attorneys. | 1.3571 | 0.04826 | 196 | 148 | 26 | 22 |
459 | You'll get used to it. I've been riding it forever. | 1.3571 | 0.04569 | 168 | 118 | 40 | 10 |
460 | It's like management wants me to reinvent the wheel. | 1.3568 | 0.04614 | 185 | 134 | 36 | 15 |
461 | Republican. Why do you ask? | 1.3564 | 0.04921 | 188 | 142 | 25 | 21 |
462 | Paleo is more than a diet - it’s a lifestyle. | 1.3561 | 0.04401 | 205 | 149 | 39 | 17 |
463 | It started with the Paleo diet and just went from there. | 1.3559 | 0.04827 | 177 | 130 | 31 | 16 |
464 | I am more involved in the barter economy rather than the market economy. | 1.3558 | 0.04579 | 163 | 114 | 40 | 9 |
465 | Guys like you and I, we're old school. | 1.3558 | 0.04247 | 208 | 149 | 44 | 15 |
466 | It doesn't seem like all that much of an improvement to me! | 1.3554 | 0.04603 | 166 | 117 | 39 | 10 |
467 | It started when I tried the diet. | 1.3554 | 0.03960 | 242 | 174 | 50 | 18 |
468 | Mainframe software developer. You? | 1.3550 | 0.04847 | 169 | 123 | 32 | 14 |
469 | And then one day I thought..... Is this the life I really wanted? | 1.3543 | 0.04657 | 175 | 126 | 36 | 13 |
470 | Neanderthal? No, I'm an investment banker. Why do you ask? | 1.3538 | 0.04729 | 195 | 146 | 29 | 20 |
471 | I used to work on Wall Street too but then I moved to Staten Island and my whole vibe changed. | 1.3537 | 0.04717 | 164 | 117 | 36 | 11 |
472 | I'm actually from the future. It gets this bad. | 1.3532 | 0.04569 | 201 | 149 | 33 | 19 |
473 | I refuse to Evolve. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
474 | Just FYI, it is possible to be sued back into the Stone Age. | 1.3527 | 0.04419 | 207 | 152 | 37 | 18 |
475 | Have you heard about fire? | 1.3526 | 0.04642 | 190 | 140 | 33 | 17 |
476 | Mostly I'm into rock" | 1.3526 | 0.04520 | 190 | 138 | 37 | 15 |
477 | So you are not going to the Trump rally? | 1.3526 | 0.04763 | 173 | 126 | 33 | 14 |
478 | Normally I dress like you, but today I’m going to the Capitol | 1.3526 | 0.05048 | 156 | 114 | 29 | 13 |
479 | You're kidding! Donald Trump was president?!? | 1.3523 | 0.04648 | 193 | 143 | 32 | 18 |
480 | I'd really recommend trying the paleo diet. | 1.3520 | 0.04480 | 196 | 143 | 37 | 16 |
481 | I’m a club owner. | 1.3519 | 0.04913 | 162 | 118 | 31 | 13 |
482 | Museum of Natural History. You? | 1.3519 | 0.05066 | 162 | 120 | 27 | 15 |
483 | Find a company that lets you work from home; that's what I did. | 1.3517 | 0.04069 | 236 | 172 | 45 | 19 |
484 | No, I'm the ghost of finance future... | 1.3515 | 0.04694 | 165 | 118 | 36 | 11 |
485 | The club car was full. | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
486 | I'm Og. I represent Jurassic Timeshares. How are you today? | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
487 | You must work in gathering. | 1.3508 | 0.04117 | 191 | 133 | 49 | 9 |
488 | They found me in a melted subpolar glacier. Now I've been subpoenaed to testify before congress on global warming. Do you know which stop is mine | 1.3506 | 0.05174 | 154 | 114 | 26 | 14 |
489 | I thought we could go clubbing tonight. | 1.3505 | 0.04390 | 194 | 140 | 40 | 14 |
490 | Since I keep making killing after killing on Wall Street nobody cares how I dress. | 1.3503 | 0.04402 | 197 | 143 | 39 | 15 |
491 | Seems like only yesterday that we graduated from Wharton. | 1.3500 | 0.04823 | 180 | 134 | 29 | 17 |
492 | No, no underwear. | 1.3500 | 0.05031 | 160 | 118 | 28 | 14 |
493 | Why does your shield have a handle on the side? | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
494 | So I said, "You can't fire me. I discovered fire." | 1.3488 | 0.04846 | 172 | 127 | 30 | 15 |
495 | Why is the cave moving? | 1.3487 | 0.04491 | 195 | 143 | 36 | 16 |
496 | I take a very old school approach to contract negotiations. | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
497 | I'm getting off at the Natural History Museum. | 1.3478 | 0.04616 | 184 | 135 | 34 | 15 |
498 | At our office, it's casual Friday. | 1.3478 | 0.04021 | 207 | 146 | 50 | 11 |
499 | No need to be alarmed sir- this is just the new NYPD uniform | 1.3476 | 0.05160 | 164 | 124 | 23 | 17 |
500 | Could I bother you for the year? | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
501 | Me? Wharton, class of ‘82. | 1.3473 | 0.04647 | 167 | 120 | 36 | 11 |
502 | No, I work at a bank too. It's 'Hostile Takeover Tuesday'. | 1.3472 | 0.04400 | 193 | 140 | 39 | 14 |
503 | It's my job to make sure none of the votes for the Paleo Party's candidate are stolen. | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
504 | I work in acquisitions; mainly nuts and berries. | 1.3468 | 0.04145 | 222 | 162 | 43 | 17 |
505 | It's called the Paleo Immersion Diet. | 1.3467 | 0.04423 | 199 | 146 | 37 | 16 |
506 | During the pandemic I just went off the grid and I never looked back. You should try it, man! | 1.3465 | 0.03971 | 228 | 164 | 49 | 15 |
507 | My wife thinks I’m overdoing the Paleo Diet. | 1.3459 | 0.04399 | 185 | 133 | 40 | 12 |
508 | Well, it is Friday. | 1.3459 | 0.04595 | 185 | 136 | 34 | 15 |
509 | Would you believe: time traveler? | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
510 | Is there a club-car on this train? | 1.3459 | 0.05202 | 159 | 120 | 23 | 16 |
511 | Buy less, make it last. | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
512 | I walk softly, so I almost never need it. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
513 | I'm with Hunter Gather & Associates. | 1.3457 | 0.04786 | 188 | 142 | 27 | 19 |
514 | I think I missed my stop. What time period are we in? | 1.3455 | 0.04552 | 191 | 141 | 34 | 16 |
515 | You must be new here. | 1.3454 | 0.04065 | 194 | 136 | 49 | 9 |
516 | So you’re a headhunter? I’m also the head hunter. | 1.3454 | 0.04257 | 194 | 139 | 43 | 12 |
517 | I’m in arbitrage, how about you? | 1.3454 | 0.04257 | 194 | 139 | 43 | 12 |
518 | Trump, of course. Why? | 1.3453 | 0.05566 | 139 | 105 | 20 | 14 |
519 | This month,my metro card cost 12 bear skins. Just 3 months ago,it was only 10. | 1.3452 | 0.04546 | 168 | 120 | 38 | 10 |
520 | Any idea where there’s a rock concert? | 1.3448 | 0.04867 | 174 | 130 | 28 | 16 |
521 | Apparently, your firm doesn't do the Casual Friday thing. | 1.3446 | 0.04388 | 177 | 126 | 41 | 10 |
522 | I hear the markets are on fire today. What is fire? | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
523 | I hope you don't mind me asking, but why the tie? | 1.3443 | 0.04692 | 183 | 136 | 31 | 16 |
524 | Quick question - is this the C train and what's a train? | 1.3440 | 0.04293 | 218 | 162 | 37 | 19 |
525 | Briefs. | 1.3439 | 0.05089 | 157 | 117 | 26 | 14 |
526 | In my day, speak softly and carry a big stick took care of lawyering. | 1.3439 | 0.05089 | 157 | 117 | 26 | 14 |
527 | Our methods differ but the results are the same. | 1.3438 | 0.04532 | 192 | 142 | 34 | 16 |
528 | It's always business casual in my line of work. | 1.3438 | 0.04410 | 192 | 140 | 38 | 14 |
529 | Frankly, I find that my way of resolving disputes works better. | 1.3436 | 0.04717 | 163 | 118 | 34 | 11 |
530 | I’m headed for the zoo, just hangout… reminisce. | 1.3432 | 0.04751 | 169 | 124 | 32 | 13 |
531 | I like your tie. | 1.3430 | 0.04764 | 172 | 127 | 31 | 14 |
532 | Either I'm late or you're early. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
533 | Technically we are in a cave. | 1.3427 | 0.04510 | 178 | 129 | 37 | 12 |
534 | Are you saying that you are able to bludgeon your enemies just with the papers in your sachel? | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
535 | So, is it still, hunt,kill, eat, repeat? | 1.3425 | 0.04594 | 181 | 133 | 34 | 14 |
536 | Please don’t tell me that the casual Friday memo was a joke. | 1.3425 | 0.04854 | 181 | 137 | 26 | 18 |
537 | I slept in. | 1.3422 | 0.04425 | 187 | 136 | 38 | 13 |
538 | My stock? Mostly wooly mammoths and saber-tooth tigers, you? | 1.3421 | 0.04181 | 190 | 135 | 45 | 10 |
539 | Me? I've been clubbin' all night. Just headed home now. | 1.3420 | 0.04452 | 193 | 142 | 36 | 15 |
540 | I thought this was the BC line. | 1.3419 | 0.04881 | 155 | 113 | 31 | 11 |
541 | Hunting and gathering wasn’t working on Zoom. | 1.3419 | 0.04966 | 155 | 114 | 29 | 12 |
542 | Your club doesn't look very effective | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
543 | You guys don’t do Flintstones Friday at your agency? | 1.3415 | 0.05221 | 164 | 126 | 20 | 18 |
544 | Sounds fun, but I’ll have to drag my wife there. | 1.3413 | 0.04556 | 167 | 120 | 37 | 10 |
545 | That suit really ages you. | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
546 | Anyone's guess what we'll find back outside. | 1.3412 | 0.04423 | 170 | 121 | 40 | 9 |
547 | I'm going out clubbing later. Want to join me? | 1.3410 | 0.04811 | 173 | 129 | 29 | 15 |
548 | I used to work remotely. | 1.3408 | 0.04200 | 179 | 126 | 45 | 8 |
549 | This isn’t what I had in mind when inventing the wheel. | 1.3408 | 0.04200 | 179 | 126 | 45 | 8 |
550 | I'm a hunter. You? | 1.3407 | 0.04438 | 182 | 132 | 38 | 12 |
551 | You don’t believe in Casual Friday? | 1.3402 | 0.04551 | 194 | 145 | 32 | 17 |
552 | You gotta dress for the job you want not the job you have | 1.3402 | 0.04310 | 194 | 141 | 40 | 13 |
553 | This is the most dismal use of that wheel invention I've ever seen. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
554 | My wife has me on a new Paleolithic diet. | 1.3398 | 0.04248 | 206 | 151 | 40 | 15 |
555 | So you think you’ve evolved | 1.3393 | 0.04533 | 168 | 121 | 37 | 10 |
556 | I’m here to talk to you about your extended warranty | 1.3393 | 0.05124 | 168 | 129 | 21 | 18 |
557 | As a matter of fact, I have been living under a rock. | 1.3391 | 0.04501 | 174 | 126 | 37 | 11 |
558 | So, we’re both going to The Capital? | 1.3391 | 0.04924 | 174 | 132 | 25 | 17 |
559 | I love casual Fridays. | 1.3390 | 0.04660 | 177 | 131 | 32 | 14 |
560 | I certainly hope that the next stop is Bedrock. | 1.3389 | 0.04605 | 180 | 133 | 33 | 14 |
561 | And just last week, some guy stole a squirrel from me at 77th | 1.3389 | 0.04468 | 180 | 131 | 37 | 12 |
562 | I live off the grid. What did I miss? | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
563 | Shouldn't you be sitting with the Gatherers? | 1.3388 | 0.04617 | 183 | 136 | 32 | 15 |
564 | Who’s got a better chance of getting mugged — you or me ? | 1.3387 | 0.04627 | 186 | 139 | 31 | 16 |
565 | It's not just a diet--it's a lifestyle. | 1.3386 | 0.04695 | 189 | 143 | 28 | 18 |
566 | You don't wanna KNOW how long I've been on this train. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
567 | So you’re telling me that next time I hammer my own thumb I can sue the owner of the cave? | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
568 | I’m diversifying into both hunter AND gatherer. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
569 | I see you as sort of the flight kind of guy, am I right? | 1.3376 | 0.05076 | 157 | 118 | 25 | 14 |
570 | So by the same logic, you are now called ‘House-man.’ I don’t make the rules. | 1.3375 | 0.05007 | 160 | 120 | 26 | 14 |
571 | You gotta be kidding! Every day????? | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
572 | After working from home for so long, I've decided I never want to wear a suit again. | 1.3371 | 0.04480 | 175 | 127 | 37 | 11 |
573 | So you think the old dress code is coming back? | 1.3369 | 0.04414 | 187 | 137 | 37 | 13 |
574 | There's no light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.3368 | 0.04442 | 193 | 143 | 35 | 15 |
575 | So I guess the wheel and fire didn’t help you evolve that much. | 1.3357 | 0.05327 | 140 | 105 | 23 | 12 |
576 | Stoner in a rock band. How about you? | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
577 | You ever feel like you have no future? | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
578 | wait so were not doing casual friday anymore? | 1.3354 | 0.04980 | 161 | 121 | 26 | 14 |
579 | You know nothing about long commutes. | 1.3354 | 0.04434 | 164 | 117 | 39 | 8 |
580 | I'm giving this Paleo diet one more week. | 1.3353 | 0.04932 | 170 | 129 | 25 | 16 |
581 | I've been working at home..gotta man cave. | 1.3351 | 0.04701 | 185 | 140 | 28 | 17 |
582 | They say you dress for the job you want, right? | 1.3351 | 0.04241 | 185 | 133 | 42 | 10 |
583 | Yeah, I used to have a man cave, too. | 1.3350 | 0.04210 | 200 | 146 | 41 | 13 |
584 | So,how do YOU get girls? | 1.3333 | 0.04826 | 168 | 126 | 28 | 14 |
585 | They tell me you've made a lot of progress. | 1.3333 | 0.04543 | 171 | 125 | 35 | 11 |
586 | It's Cro-Magnon Friday in my office. | 1.3333 | 0.04439 | 189 | 140 | 35 | 14 |
587 | The dress code may have changed, but the job is still the same. | 1.3333 | 0.05079 | 153 | 115 | 25 | 13 |
588 | So what's changed? | 1.3333 | 0.04608 | 159 | 115 | 35 | 9 |
589 | I see we're both going as Trump | 1.3333 | 0.05228 | 147 | 111 | 23 | 13 |
590 | Just getting back to basics. | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 186 | 138 | 34 | 14 |
591 | who are you wearing? | 1.3333 | 0.04941 | 159 | 119 | 27 | 13 |
592 | I'll take "Neanderthal" over "deplorable". | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
593 | Funny thing is, I think we're going to the same place. | 1.3333 | 0.04341 | 159 | 112 | 41 | 6 |
594 | I never have to worry about choosing the right socks. | 1.3333 | 0.05228 | 147 | 111 | 23 | 13 |
595 | Sticks and stones WILL break your bones. | 1.3333 | 0.04550 | 162 | 117 | 36 | 9 |
596 | I’m actually a CFO, I just find this keeps away the subway crazies. | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
597 | I bet you use deodorant. | 1.3315 | 0.04505 | 181 | 134 | 34 | 13 |
598 | Missed my stop a ways back | 1.3315 | 0.04572 | 181 | 135 | 32 | 14 |
599 | I'm trying to get the full benefit of the paleo diet. | 1.3314 | 0.04445 | 172 | 125 | 37 | 10 |
600 | Not much has changed | 1.3314 | 0.04812 | 172 | 130 | 27 | 15 |
601 | I had a man cave before they were popular. | 1.3314 | 0.04741 | 172 | 129 | 29 | 14 |
602 | Funny that we both work in government but were appointed during different administrations. | 1.3313 | 0.04711 | 166 | 123 | 31 | 12 |
603 | That doesn’t look like a very effective weapon | 1.3313 | 0.04583 | 160 | 116 | 35 | 9 |
604 | Yes, it's true--I've been riding forever 'neath the streets of Boston.... | 1.3312 | 0.04899 | 157 | 117 | 28 | 12 |
605 | I gotta say, I do miss pockets! | 1.3312 | 0.04899 | 157 | 117 | 28 | 12 |
606 | I lost a bet, what's your excuse? | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
607 | Guess your office doesn’t do casual fridays | 1.3311 | 0.05036 | 151 | 113 | 26 | 12 |
608 | I started in gathering but hunting pays better. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
609 | I must have slept through my stop. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
610 | Well, correctly speaking, I'm an adjunct professor. | 1.3308 | 0.05715 | 130 | 100 | 17 | 13 |
611 | In all honesty, I wasn’t prepared for the impact of past life regression therapy… | 1.3298 | 0.04461 | 191 | 143 | 33 | 15 |
612 | Is this the way to the La Brea Tarpits? | 1.3295 | 0.04269 | 173 | 124 | 41 | 8 |
613 | I own a club. | 1.3294 | 0.04476 | 170 | 124 | 36 | 10 |
614 | Hit BC instead of AD at the portal terminal? | 1.3293 | 0.04746 | 164 | 122 | 30 | 12 |
615 | Is gold still a good investment? | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
616 | It's casual cave day. | 1.3292 | 0.04888 | 161 | 121 | 27 | 13 |
617 | I’m never going back to the office and I don’t miss it one bit. | 1.3290 | 0.04677 | 155 | 113 | 33 | 9 |
618 | I usually have a bench to myself. | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
619 | How did you know I went to Dartmouth? | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
620 | He spent 44 billion dollars on what? | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
621 | That's right. And what do you do to avoid getting mugged on the MTA? | 1.3286 | 0.04694 | 140 | 100 | 34 | 6 |
622 | Investment banking just seems so uncivilized to me | 1.3286 | 0.05311 | 140 | 106 | 22 | 12 |
623 | Thank god we don’t have to wear face masks anymore | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
624 | I’ve been out clubbing. | 1.3282 | 0.05358 | 131 | 98 | 23 | 10 |
625 | I hear some real weirdos get on this train. | 1.3282 | 0.05573 | 131 | 100 | 19 | 12 |
626 | Honestly though, I see no reason to upgrade from Windows XP | 1.3275 | 0.04680 | 171 | 128 | 30 | 13 |
627 | I’m visiting from Florida. And you? | 1.3274 | 0.05030 | 168 | 130 | 21 | 17 |
628 | After the office retreat, we decided we wanted to get back to basics. | 1.3274 | 0.04346 | 168 | 121 | 39 | 8 |
629 | I think the tie makes you look dated. | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
630 | You're wearing a suit and not working from home. And you think I'm primitive? | 1.3269 | 0.04471 | 156 | 112 | 37 | 7 |
631 | I'm the guy that comes when your computer stops working. | 1.3269 | 0.05077 | 156 | 119 | 23 | 14 |
632 | Socially conservative. And you? | 1.3268 | 0.04713 | 153 | 112 | 32 | 9 |
633 | This is what happens when you peel back the onion. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
634 | Is it true animal skins are out? | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
635 | My stop is Old Rochelle | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
636 | You just don't get it man. Paleo is more than a diet, it's full-on lifestyle choice. But, yes, my feet are cold. | 1.3262 | 0.04584 | 187 | 142 | 29 | 16 |
637 | So that's not what clubbing means anymore? | 1.3260 | 0.04693 | 181 | 138 | 27 | 16 |
638 | I always exceed expectations. | 1.3258 | 0.04546 | 178 | 133 | 32 | 13 |
639 | I defend my right to open carry. | 1.3254 | 0.04562 | 169 | 125 | 33 | 11 |
640 | This is not where I saw myself in 12,000 years. | 1.3252 | 0.05714 | 123 | 94 | 18 | 11 |
641 | It's the only way I can get away with man spreading. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
642 | I work in tech. | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
643 | Do you have ten toes? | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
644 | ...so, do you think I've got a good case? | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 106 | 36 | 6 |
645 | I get it. I thought mammoth hunting was recession-proof, too. | 1.3242 | 0.04334 | 182 | 134 | 37 | 11 |
646 | We've been trying to reach you about your cave's extended warranty. | 1.3239 | 0.05246 | 142 | 108 | 22 | 12 |
647 | No, I’m from Texas. We have open carry. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
648 | Most people don't do Paleo far enough. | 1.3237 | 0.04633 | 173 | 130 | 30 | 13 |
649 | Chisel a picture. It last longer. | 1.3237 | 0.04094 | 173 | 123 | 44 | 6 |
650 | Yes, I'm a repulican. How could you tell? | 1.3237 | 0.04776 | 173 | 132 | 26 | 15 |
651 | Clubbing in New York isn’t what it used to be. | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
652 | So I see we never evolved to have necks. | 1.3235 | 0.05411 | 136 | 104 | 20 | 12 |
653 | Paleo diet. You? | 1.3234 | 0.04595 | 167 | 124 | 32 | 11 |
654 | You'll never intimidate with that cheap suit. | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
655 | I should have taken the B.C.E. | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
656 | My career is still evolving | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
657 | No one tells you the Paleo Diet is a slippery slope | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
658 | I’ve been working remotely for a while. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
659 | Wanna go clubbing after work? | 1.3226 | 0.05008 | 155 | 118 | 24 | 13 |
660 | Me? I'm a vending machine repair technician. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
661 | How could you tell I was a republican? | 1.3221 | 0.05325 | 149 | 116 | 18 | 15 |
662 | I know, don't you just hate having to take work home with you. | 1.3221 | 0.04787 | 149 | 110 | 30 | 9 |
663 | As a matter of fact, yes, I have been living under a rock. | 1.3221 | 0.04973 | 149 | 112 | 26 | 11 |
664 | Coming or going?” | 1.3221 | 0.05063 | 149 | 113 | 24 | 12 |
665 | I’m gonna kill it at work today. | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
666 | I’ve been working from home for two years. | 1.3219 | 0.05137 | 146 | 111 | 23 | 12 |
667 | Wearing all that, just to get some food ? | 1.3218 | 0.04890 | 174 | 135 | 22 | 17 |
668 | Actually, I'm a social media influencer. | 1.3218 | 0.04312 | 174 | 127 | 38 | 9 |
669 | Elon, let's make a deal. You teach me how to tweet, and I'll teach you about manners and civility. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
670 | What stop should I take for the Museum of Natural History? | 1.3217 | 0.05214 | 143 | 109 | 22 | 12 |
671 | When did the club car start a dress code? | 1.3216 | 0.04517 | 171 | 127 | 33 | 11 |
672 | I’m on my way to the innovation meetings. You? | 1.3214 | 0.04800 | 168 | 128 | 26 | 14 |
673 | I'm embracing my 22% Neanderthal DNA. | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
674 | The flintmobile was faster. | 1.3214 | 0.04675 | 140 | 101 | 33 | 6 |
675 | So, the only difference is that your hair stayed on top? | 1.3214 | 0.04725 | 168 | 127 | 28 | 13 |
676 | is the next stop The Museum of Natural History? | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
677 | I say if you're going to go Paleolithic, go all the way." | 1.3210 | 0.04687 | 162 | 121 | 30 | 11 |
678 | I think I set my clock forward too far this year. | 1.3210 | 0.04435 | 162 | 118 | 36 | 8 |
679 | ''Before this, I had a small role on the Flintstones'' | 1.3208 | 0.04215 | 159 | 113 | 41 | 5 |
680 | Well since you asked, yes Barney, I do think you've sold out. | 1.3208 | 0.04831 | 159 | 120 | 27 | 12 |
681 | Excuse me...is this the club car? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
682 | I don't know about you, but I'm early man. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
683 | A bear market? Where? | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
684 | Which stop for the natural history museum? | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
685 | Bro, do you even dress Paleo? | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
686 | Does this train stop at Neolithic? | 1.3202 | 0.04671 | 178 | 136 | 27 | 15 |
687 | You work HOW many hours a day?! | 1.3202 | 0.04391 | 178 | 132 | 35 | 11 |
688 | ...and then she said, “Oh, Daddy, it’s like you’re Cro-Magnon man, you’re so old-fashioned,” and I said, “No daughter of mine is getting her belly button double-pierced for her wedding!” and my wife said, “Get out of the car, Phil,” and here I am. | 1.3200 | 0.05634 | 125 | 96 | 18 | 11 |
689 | Oh, the Museum of Natural History? Get off at Eighty-first. | 1.3200 | 0.04515 | 175 | 131 | 32 | 12 |
690 | It’s true, the subways are less civilized these days. | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
691 | ... and so I became the alpha-male I had been looking for all my life | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
692 | I was also in Finance. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
693 | Why, yes...I am....but we like to think of our work as Corporate Recruiters rather than Headhunters." | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
694 | I'm more of a job hunter-gatherer at the moment. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
695 | So this is what we have to look forward to? | 1.3188 | 0.04598 | 138 | 99 | 34 | 5 |
696 | So they won’t let you work from your cave either? | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
697 | Trust me, I’m ahead of my time. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
698 | Since we seem to be going backwards anyway | 1.3185 | 0.05325 | 135 | 103 | 21 | 11 |
699 | The more things change, the more they remain the same. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
700 | If you see something, grunt something. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
701 | It was safer in the old days. | 1.3185 | 0.04431 | 157 | 114 | 36 | 7 |
702 | Rock, paper, scissors? | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
703 | You wouldn't happen to have any briefs in that case, would you? | 1.3182 | 0.04761 | 154 | 115 | 29 | 10 |
704 | I got more done working from my cave. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
705 | What on earth happened to you? | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
706 | I mostly come in to hunt and gather. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
707 | I traded the cave for a tax shelter. | 1.3182 | 0.04194 | 176 | 128 | 40 | 8 |
708 | Every once in a while I like to get out of the cave and see how the other 99% of us are doing. | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
709 | Minor regrets on outfit decision perhaps, otherwise felt like another interview home run | 1.3179 | 0.04916 | 151 | 114 | 26 | 11 |
710 | Wanna fight to the death? | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
711 | I've always been an originalist. | 1.3172 | 0.05151 | 145 | 111 | 22 | 12 |
712 | What's in your wallet? | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
713 | So I thought, Why not try full-on paleo? Except for public transportation. | 1.3171 | 0.04874 | 164 | 126 | 24 | 14 |
714 | I manage the Stonehenge portfolio. | 1.3169 | 0.04506 | 183 | 139 | 30 | 14 |
715 | She already got the house and the cars, and now she's coming after my man cave!? | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
716 | Why don't you just smash the plaintiff's head in? | 1.3168 | 0.04860 | 161 | 123 | 25 | 13 |
717 | I make the best fires | 1.3168 | 0.04443 | 161 | 118 | 35 | 8 |
718 | That tie is so outdated | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
719 | Why who would have thought! I, too, am a conservative! | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
720 | When I went remote, I went very remote. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
721 | Volunteering for the time capsule was a mistake. | 1.3161 | 0.04908 | 155 | 118 | 25 | 12 |
722 | What toxic masculinity? | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
723 | How do you bring home the bacon in one of those? | 1.3158 | 0.05269 | 133 | 101 | 22 | 10 |
724 | I invented the wheel. What line of business are you in? | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
725 | I'm an anesthesiologists. What do you do for living? | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
726 | These seats are hard as a rock. | 1.3151 | 0.04428 | 146 | 105 | 36 | 5 |
727 | I was you for years until one day I just woke. | 1.3151 | 0.05302 | 146 | 114 | 18 | 14 |
728 | Sure, but what even is "office attire" anymore? | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
729 | No, I still work at Burns, Graber and Burns . . . but nobody messes with me any more. | 1.3148 | 0.04673 | 162 | 122 | 29 | 11 |
730 | Excuse me, do you have the time? Err… year? | 1.3147 | 0.05101 | 143 | 109 | 23 | 11 |
731 | It discourages muggers. | 1.3143 | 0.05178 | 140 | 107 | 22 | 11 |
732 | Rock beats paper. Sir, I am just trying to get to work. | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
733 | I got a great sublet on a diorama on Central Park West. | 1.3136 | 0.04456 | 169 | 126 | 33 | 10 |
734 | You sure smell nice. | 1.3136 | 0.04534 | 169 | 127 | 31 | 11 |
735 | I'm only here because my Prius is in the shop. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
736 | Even the mammouth was faster than this. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
737 | Walk softly and carry a big schtick. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
738 | You were only supposed to set it back one hour | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
739 | Let's be honest, we really aren't that different. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
740 | So now you're saying Shark Tank won't go for Fire? | 1.3129 | 0.04296 | 147 | 105 | 38 | 4 |
741 | There's no base salary. I literally eat what I kill. | 1.3125 | 0.04270 | 160 | 116 | 38 | 6 |
742 | I think I missed my stop a long time ago. | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
743 | This isn’t quite what I imagined when I invented the wheel. | 1.3121 | 0.04595 | 157 | 117 | 31 | 9 |
744 | Man, I miss working from home. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
745 | I’m just getting back into the workforce after some time off. Anything changed? | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
746 | Do you keep your club in that case? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
747 | So this is what inventing fire gets me to? | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
748 | Wanna get stoned? | 1.3117 | 0.04920 | 154 | 118 | 24 | 12 |
749 | Which stop for Trump Tower? | 1.3116 | 0.05224 | 138 | 106 | 21 | 11 |
750 | This is how we settle our scores. No need for fancy lawyers! | 1.3116 | 0.04691 | 138 | 101 | 31 | 6 |
751 | Hey man - you play laptop? | 1.3116 | 0.04802 | 138 | 102 | 29 | 7 |
752 | I'm allowed to take one person back with me and you look like you need a break. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
753 | Yes, I do have a permit to have an open-carry axe. | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
754 | So what tool do you use to get the job done? | 1.3114 | 0.04566 | 167 | 126 | 30 | 11 |
755 | So you could imagine why I take exception to the NY Metro being called ‘primitive.’ | 1.3114 | 0.04645 | 167 | 127 | 28 | 12 |
756 | Yes, but you don't understand; I hunt clients and gather retainers." | 1.3113 | 0.04899 | 151 | 115 | 25 | 11 |
757 | If we're just sitting here, whose feet are driving this? | 1.3111 | 0.05306 | 135 | 104 | 20 | 11 |
758 | I'm going apartment hunting. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
759 | Brooks Brothers? | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 108 | 34 | 6 |
760 | Dude, Metrosexual is so last decade. Primalsexual is where it's at now. | 1.3106 | 0.05392 | 132 | 102 | 19 | 11 |
761 | Is Zabar's for hunting, or for gathering? | 1.3106 | 0.04247 | 161 | 117 | 38 | 6 |
762 | Nice costume. | 1.3099 | 0.04640 | 171 | 131 | 27 | 13 |
763 | I'll tell you a secret. I invented the wheel. | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
764 | I hear that Trump Tower needs a new doorman. | 1.3099 | 0.05211 | 142 | 110 | 20 | 12 |
765 | I, too, like to pillage and plunder and be home by 6pm. | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
766 | I am mirroring my inner beast, while my suit and tie are at the cleaners. | 1.3097 | 0.04718 | 155 | 117 | 28 | 10 |
767 | Ever since the DNA test said that I'm 2.5% Neanderthal, I've been trying to get back in touch with my roots. | 1.3095 | 0.04543 | 168 | 127 | 30 | 11 |
768 | So I packed up my mancave and the rest is prehistory. | 1.3094 | 0.04386 | 181 | 137 | 32 | 12 |
769 | Yeah, I am an originalist. How'd you know? | 1.3092 | 0.04781 | 152 | 115 | 27 | 10 |
770 | Bearish or Bullish? | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
771 | Excuse me, what stop should I get off at for the Museum of Natural History? | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
772 | What do you gather with that briefcase?" | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
773 | No, an NYU professor, actually, cancelled for repeated pronoun infractions. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
774 | Back to basics seemed like a good idea! | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
775 | I’ll tell ya, clubbing’s not like it used to be. | 1.3087 | 0.05030 | 149 | 115 | 22 | 12 |
776 | Then I bought Twitter. | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
777 | And then I invented a time machine. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
778 | I’m calling it “fire.” I think it could really catch on. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
779 | I don't understand why I can't stay remote? | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
780 | The Open Carry Law in this state is very primitive. | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
781 | I do have a concealed-carry license, but no pockets. | 1.3082 | 0.04801 | 159 | 122 | 25 | 12 |
782 | I know what you’re thinking. “Where is the hair on top of my head?” Right!? | 1.3082 | 0.04964 | 159 | 124 | 21 | 14 |
783 | I'm meeting Wilma at that new paleo restaurant. | 1.3077 | 0.04112 | 169 | 123 | 40 | 6 |
784 | You thought Evolution only went in one direction? | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
785 | So, this is only what I will keep after divorce? | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
786 | Oh, I'll probably grab a quick bite and go clubbing. You? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
787 | I'll get off at your stop, you get off at mine, and we'll see who lasts longer. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 156 | 120 | 24 | 12 |
788 | Spent the night clubbing. Why ask you? | 1.3073 | 0.04044 | 179 | 131 | 41 | 7 |
789 | I loved working from home. Too bad we have to return to the office. | 1.3072 | 0.05018 | 153 | 119 | 21 | 13 |
790 | Only I can Make Cavemen Great Again. | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
791 | Oh, yeah? Well, you don't look like a headhunter. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
792 | The herds don't run through Central Park like they used to. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
793 | Do you have change for a rock? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
794 | I'm gay. | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
795 | When I got on I thought it would be quicker than this. | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
796 | I’m planning on doing some clubbing tonight. Any recommendations? | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
797 | My stop is the Museum of Natural History. | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
798 | She said she left me because I always overcommit to the gag. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
799 | So, you're a neurosurgeon too? | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
800 | So, you've had the wheel for over 5,000 years now, and this is the best you could do? | 1.3062 | 0.04691 | 160 | 122 | 27 | 11 |
801 | I'm sorry I dragged your wife into it. | 1.3061 | 0.04590 | 147 | 109 | 31 | 7 |
802 | It all started with a paleolithic diet. | 1.3061 | 0.05073 | 147 | 114 | 21 | 12 |
803 | I can’t work remotely anymore either. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
804 | I work in finance. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
805 | My workplace has gone all casual attire. | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
806 | Once you go paleo,you never go back. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
807 | I’ve already lost four pounds. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
808 | I'm with Flintstone Sachs. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
809 | …and after Wilma left me, I kind of lost touch with Pebbles and her family. But enough about me. How’s your mom doing, Bam Bam? | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
810 | Mine protects and feeds me ... what's yours do | 1.3052 | 0.04450 | 154 | 114 | 33 | 7 |
811 | You saw something. Now say something. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
812 | So the Bronx Zoo is the other direction? | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
813 | You got all this from fire? | 1.3048 | 0.04538 | 187 | 146 | 25 | 16 |
814 | Nice to see we still don’t have necks in the future. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
815 | I've got a permit to carry this! | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
816 | Yeah, I was into Crypto. Why do you ask? | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
817 | I'm running for office in Idaho, you? | 1.3046 | 0.04698 | 151 | 114 | 28 | 9 |
818 | My Stegosaurus is in the shop. | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
819 | I'll need to first see your last year's tax returns | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
820 | I decided to see how far I can take casual dress day. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
821 | It must be nice having something to put your pens in. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
822 | It's a message from your future self. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
823 | I was supposed to work remotely but I broke my tablet. | 1.3037 | 0.05491 | 135 | 107 | 15 | 13 |
824 | Do I have to be part of a well regulated Militia? | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
825 | I can change at the office and I have never been mugged. | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
826 | Ironically, I greatly prefer the Mediterranean diet.... | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
827 | My girlfriend’s worried that I’m taking this paleo diet thing a little too far. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
828 | Wanna go clubbing tonight? | 1.3028 | 0.04996 | 142 | 109 | 23 | 10 |
829 | I figure if I dress like this it’s easier to get away with manspreading. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
830 | How do you breathe with that noose around your neck? | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
831 | Everybody gets cancelled eventually. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
832 | What do you call that weapon on your lap? | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
833 | Should I invest in futures? | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
834 | You mean I could have gotten a patent for the wheel ? | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
835 | OK, so where IS Nancy? | 1.3017 | 0.05772 | 116 | 91 | 15 | 10 |
836 | Actually, the preferred term is caveperson. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
837 | Dress for the job you want, not the job you have," they sa | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
838 | I wish these seats were heated. | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
839 | I'm lead investigator on a wheel study. | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
840 | I'm headed to the bear market they say is on Wall Street. | 1.3011 | 0.04524 | 176 | 136 | 27 | 13 |
841 | It’s becoming less clear which one of us is from the past. | 1.3009 | 0.05745 | 113 | 88 | 16 | 9 |
842 | What do you hunt or gather? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
843 | Actually, I hoped this would keep people from talking to me. | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
844 | Just ask. | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
845 | Tinder does sound interesting | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
846 | I only get to gather-from-home one day a week. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
847 | Cave? Subway? It’s all a trip, man. | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
848 | Arghh! Mondays. Am I right? | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
849 | I'm on my way to an Alex Jones lookalike contest. | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
850 | I'm sure I won't be the only one at our class reunion who has retrogressed a little during the pandemic. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
851 | I’m just getting ahead of the times, honestly. | 1.3000 | 0.05197 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
852 | I’ve got to admit I wasn’t knocking them dead working from home. | 1.2995 | 0.04056 | 187 | 140 | 38 | 9 |
853 | Why,yes; I am on my way to a Trump rally! | 1.2994 | 0.05062 | 167 | 135 | 14 | 18 |
854 | Frankly, I found today‘s Wordle to be somewhat pedestrian. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
855 | Evolved much? | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
856 | Off Grid, baby, Off Grid | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
857 | I've embraced a Paleo eating plan and clothing but sticking with indoor plumbing | 1.2988 | 0.04509 | 164 | 125 | 29 | 10 |
858 | I’m serious. It’s a jungle out there. | 1.2988 | 0.04672 | 164 | 127 | 25 | 12 |
859 | Honestly, we haven't come as far as you might think. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
860 | Should have got patent on wheel. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
861 | Looks like you haven’t heard about Quiet Quitting yet. | 1.2986 | 0.04416 | 144 | 106 | 33 | 5 |
862 | Patent Lawyer, you say? Wish I had met you 6000 years ago. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
863 | We're business casual | 1.2985 | 0.03866 | 201 | 150 | 42 | 9 |
864 | You wouldn't believe the delay on the F. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
865 | Things have changed so much, I now use it mainly as an air guitar. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
866 | So you're telling me I can't eat the pigeons? | 1.2982 | 0.05700 | 114 | 89 | 16 | 9 |
867 | You should try it. The cold seat feels great on my balls right now. | 1.2980 | 0.05129 | 151 | 120 | 17 | 14 |
868 | Does it stop at Jurassic? | 1.2978 | 0.04110 | 178 | 133 | 37 | 8 |
869 | What do you mean Halloween was last week? | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
870 | What I do is enter and then hit. What's the use of hitting enter? | 1.2973 | 0.04932 | 148 | 115 | 22 | 11 |
871 | Looks like the C train hasn’t changed much. | 1.2973 | 0.04932 | 148 | 115 | 22 | 11 |
872 | It started as remote working, led to quiet quitting and devolved to my cave man roots. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
873 | I figured if I was going to go Paleo, why not go all the way? | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
874 | When they told me to walk softly and carry a big stick, they never mentioned anything about the subway. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
875 | I mean, literally between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
876 | It's not a 'banjo.' Let me show you how it works. | 1.2963 | 0.05921 | 108 | 85 | 14 | 9 |
877 | I'm reinventing the wheel. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
878 | No, I'm actually from the future. | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
879 | I'm the man who never returned. | 1.2963 | 0.06066 | 108 | 86 | 12 | 10 |
880 | This commute is nothing compared to the space-time continuum. | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
881 | Is this the train to Far Rockaway? | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
882 | So you and this subway represent 5,000 years of advanced civilization? | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
883 | I'm Crog. I define my self as a male. | 1.2960 | 0.05568 | 125 | 99 | 15 | 11 |
884 | Dump my 401K stocks and put everything into something called 'the wheel.' A friend tells me this is gonna be the biggest thing since fire. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
885 | I miss being able to work from the cave. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
886 | Yes, we had bald people in the Stone Age. Any OTHER questions funny guy? | 1.2958 | 0.05075 | 142 | 111 | 20 | 11 |
887 | They want us back in the office too, but we can dress like home. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
888 | The dinosaurs are gone? | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
889 | ... And on Wednesdays we wear pink | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
890 | HR can't complain. My fingers hang above the hem. | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
891 | Do you really think you are more evolved? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
892 | Sorry maybe I am missing something how is this womens fault? | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
893 | In our day, we used caves for art. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
894 | Your suit is a little dated. | 1.2952 | 0.04462 | 166 | 127 | 29 | 10 |
895 | I should have worn a tie | 1.2952 | 0.04122 | 166 | 123 | 37 | 6 |
896 | L'me guess. Gatherer? | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
897 | You're not afraid other passengers will stare at your, you know, exposed chin and cheeks? | 1.2951 | 0.05544 | 122 | 96 | 16 | 10 |
898 | One of us missed the memo. | 1.2950 | 0.05049 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
899 | I thought it was going to be a zoom meeting. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
900 | We each get one free whack, I'll go first. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
901 | I should have invested in the wheel. | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
902 | I work in stone. You? | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
903 | Where's Nancy? | 1.2945 | 0.04972 | 146 | 114 | 21 | 11 |
904 | It all began to change when I switched to the paleo diet. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
905 | Yes, it’s a big change but I found myself between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
906 | Yeah, well since Covid I've been working at home from my man cave you know. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
907 | I'm on the extreme paleo diet. | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
908 | Don't worry, it's a skort. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
909 | I remember when this was all caves. | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
910 | Most people have no idea how slow these trains are. | 1.2937 | 0.04024 | 160 | 117 | 39 | 4 |
911 | Wanna go clubbing? | 1.2937 | 0.04945 | 143 | 111 | 22 | 10 |
912 | Eat what you kill, they say? Let me give you some advice. | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
913 | Casual Friday is open for interpretation, right? | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
914 | You think your job is rough? I have to find and kill something or else I don't eat. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
915 | Just my luck-you'd think after all these millennia there would be a cure for baldness. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
916 | We’ve got the fire thing worked out. We figured out the wheel. But, can you tell me when we’ll get some clothes? | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
917 | The name's Elon, you? | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
918 | You don't hear me asking about your briefs. | 1.2929 | 0.04808 | 140 | 107 | 25 | 8 |
919 | I'm a delegate to the GOP women's reproductive health planning committee. | 1.2927 | 0.05624 | 123 | 98 | 14 | 11 |
920 | That club kill good? | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
921 | I'm a bit old school . | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
922 | What the heck is “manspreading”? | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
923 | Yeah. Flintstone. That's the guy. You seen him around? | 1.2920 | 0.05093 | 137 | 107 | 20 | 10 |
924 | Judge me all you want, but you’re riding the subway too. | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
925 | I always bring this on the subway. | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 168 | 126 | 35 | 7 |
926 | Excuse me. Is this the BC line? | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
927 | Do you know how many stops til Bedrock? | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
928 | It started with the wheel, and quite frankly, got out of control from there. | 1.2914 | 0.04936 | 151 | 119 | 20 | 12 |
929 | I just didn't see the point of business school... | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
930 | …and that’s how the paleo diet changed my life” | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
931 | I killed the mammoths off with this, you killed the entire planet with that. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
932 | To somewhere here they call 'The Village', why? | 1.2909 | 0.04125 | 165 | 123 | 36 | 6 |
933 | How do you hunt and gather with that thing?" | 1.2909 | 0.04469 | 165 | 127 | 28 | 10 |
934 | When it comes down to it, we’re really not that different. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
935 | I'm heading to my man cave. You? | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
936 | Elon say Og can't work from cave no more. Og sad. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
937 | Formal Friday, eh? | 1.2903 | 0.04290 | 155 | 116 | 33 | 6 |
938 | Perhaps you’ve seen some of my graffiti here on the L train. Typically I work in fire, hunting, primitives. | 1.2903 | 0.04753 | 155 | 121 | 23 | 11 |
939 | It took me a while,but I finally realized I was never bludgeoning to my full potential. | 1.2903 | 0.05219 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 8 |
940 | I’m getting off at the Natural History Museum. You? | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
941 | I hammer in the morning and I hammer in the evening. That's about it. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
942 | Do you believe in devolution? | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
943 | I like to keep it handy in case some Neanderthal tries to start something. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
944 | Before you start hormone therapy, check with your doctor about possible side-effects. | 1.2899 | 0.05060 | 138 | 108 | 20 | 10 |
945 | Yea, I agree, it's a jungle out there. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
946 | The commute from the Paleolithic Era was epic. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
947 | Feels like this commute has taken eons. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
948 | Going to college isn't for everyone | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
949 | You were like me once. | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
950 | i always get a seat; even in rush hour! | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
951 | Really? You’re still dragging one of those things around? | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
952 | So what are you going to be for Halloween? | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
953 | Listen kid, it’s a jungle out there you’ve gotta be prepared | 1.2887 | 0.05055 | 142 | 112 | 19 | 11 |
954 | So, you're what another 5,000 years of evolution looks like? | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
955 | Yes, the paleo diet has been life changing. | 1.2883 | 0.04414 | 163 | 125 | 29 | 9 |
956 | How do you fit your hammer in that thing? | 1.2882 | 0.04125 | 170 | 128 | 35 | 7 |
957 | It’s great to return to the office. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
958 | I missed my stop - years ago. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
959 | Grog believe only good guy with club, can stop bad guy with club. | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
960 | Unfortunately my assets are still frozen. | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
961 | I'm from the temp agency. Your company was desperate. | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
962 | So you can’t eat processed foods, dairy, or sugar but plenty of fish, nuts, and vegetables. | 1.2879 | 0.05105 | 132 | 103 | 20 | 9 |
963 | And then he says no more working remotely. | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
964 | Skip middleman. Get food! | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
965 | Wait, there was no red wave? | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
966 | Brooklyn has really changed. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
967 | How come this cave is moving? | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
968 | Are you really going to fend off an assault with a briefcase? | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
969 | So I’ve gone full paleo. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
970 | I only get work during a bear market. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
971 | Sure, we had to move a few stops further out to get exactly what we wanted, but it’s cavernous. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
972 | They said, "Expect delays." | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
973 | You remind me of a younger version of myself. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
974 | But then I got into politics. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
975 | What do I do for a living? I bash mankind's hopes and dreams. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
976 | I can hardly wait for my ancestry.com results” | 1.2867 | 0.05121 | 143 | 114 | 17 | 12 |
977 | Who does your hair? | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
978 | You aren’t from around here are you? | 1.2867 | 0.04762 | 150 | 117 | 23 | 10 |
979 | I got a little carried away with my paleo diet. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
980 | Parking aside, the drive was killing my feet. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
981 | I’m the exact opposite of you. I speak softly, but carry a big stick. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
982 | Yes, I am heavily invested in crypto. Why do you ask? | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
983 | Club him. Then feed him to the lions. Got it. I want half the cash up front. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
984 | Me go clubbing in Big Apple. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
985 | My firm went back to an eat-what-you-kill compensation model. | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
986 | I figured, if you're going to go paleo, go paleo! | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
987 | Are you going to the bear market, too? | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
988 | And that’s when I told her I wanted a modern Stone Age family | 1.2847 | 0.05183 | 144 | 116 | 15 | 13 |
989 | I find the direct approach works better. | 1.2847 | 0.04963 | 137 | 107 | 21 | 9 |
990 | Yeah, we moved into the cave during the pandemic, and we couldn't be happier." | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
991 | She can have half of everything. I’d like to keep the rock. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
992 | My wheels are in the shop. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
993 | Yes, I am MAGA. Why do you ask? | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
994 | Either you're early or I'm late. | 1.2839 | 0.04645 | 155 | 121 | 24 | 10 |
995 | We have a lot in common, I invented fire and you fire people | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
996 | Finally, my stop. | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
997 | Our definitions of "paleo lifestyle" differ. | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
998 | Do you know the stop for the natural history museum? | 1.2836 | 0.04925 | 134 | 104 | 22 | 8 |
999 | I think we can both agree that modern rock doesn't come close to the old stuff. | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1000 | I'm sensing some toxic masculinity. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1001 | You know the CIA runs Facebook, right? | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1002 | Why does everyone keep asking me if I’m related to Andrew Cuomo? I’m a caveman. Not an asshole. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1003 | If you stay on the Palio diet long enough, this will happen. | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
1004 | So it kind of started with a drum circle at this men's weekend... | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
1005 | I can sense your judgment of my manspread. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1006 | I'm so glad open carry is allowed here. | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
1007 | I’m still having trouble with the concept of dressing for success. | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
1008 | Are you SURE this will appeal to the jury? | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1009 | I was a mugger but my probation program taught me I could make a better living as a performance anthropologist. | 1.2829 | 0.04706 | 152 | 119 | 23 | 10 |
1010 | Life insurance. Are you kidding me? | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1011 | Wait, what did YOU think "fire him" meant? | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
1012 | So how’s everyone at the office? | 1.2824 | 0.05228 | 131 | 104 | 17 | 10 |
1013 | Me think me thinks too much. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1014 | Flintstone Industries. And you | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1015 | A Raptor, T - Rex, and a Cave Man go into a bar.. | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
1016 | Man, I am really really late for work. You? | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1017 | I hear they’re calling it Paleo now. | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
1018 | You may have taken this Paleo thing a bit too far | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1019 | I just listed my cave for $2.5 million. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1020 | I've ridden dinosaurs cleaner than this | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1021 | I used to be you. Then I went off the grid. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1022 | Where do I pick up the BC train? | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1023 | I'm gonna show up in court like this and hope they buy the insanity defense. I suggest you do the same. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1024 | How much Neanderthal blood do you have? | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1025 | I'm in hostile takeovers. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1026 | So I figure that if I'm called a Neanderthal by my staff, then I might as well dress like one. | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1027 | I decided to go Paleo. | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1028 | So, you’re telling me that evolution is an oxymoron? | 1.2812 | 0.04359 | 160 | 123 | 29 | 8 |
1029 | And then yabba dabba, I found myself in a corporate job | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1030 | It was my Halloween costume, but I’d never gotten so many compliments so here we are. | 1.2808 | 0.04932 | 146 | 116 | 19 | 11 |
1031 | Welcome to the jungle. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1032 | Yes, I 'm on a paleo diet, why do you ask? | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1033 | This trip has taken ages. | 1.2805 | 0.04197 | 164 | 125 | 32 | 7 |
1034 | You look more like a gatherer than a hunter. | 1.2803 | 0.04593 | 157 | 123 | 24 | 10 |
1035 | Evolution really did you a favor by not giving you a neck. Trust me. | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
1036 | These wait times have gotten out of hand. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
1037 | It was a really long wait for this train. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1038 | Ya’ know, the wheel was my idea. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1039 | Get out much? | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1040 | I’ve decided to simplify my life. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1041 | Is that a Berluti briefcase? Very nice. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1042 | Me bring work home too. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
1043 | I don't want to miss my link. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1044 | I am your future self. The good news is that you can quit your job today. | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1045 | I'll stick with the axe - it's more humane. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1046 | A Neanderthal, a Cromagnon, and a Homo habilis walked into a bar... | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1047 | Jane said I should take the Crosstown Vine from Greenpoint. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1048 | Your office doesn't dress up for Halloween? | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1049 | I've given up on fighting it and decided to just embrace the recession this time. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1050 | I'm ready for Russia to nuke us back to the Stone Age. | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1051 | I work at a diorama in the Museum of Natural History but I live in the Village. | 1.2791 | 0.05159 | 129 | 102 | 18 | 9 |
1052 | Which stop is for the Museum of Natural History? | 1.2789 | 0.04806 | 147 | 116 | 21 | 10 |
1053 | Things seem to be trending more in my direction than in yours. | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1054 | Real men spread. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1055 | One day I just asked myself; does Ugg run the firm or is the firm running Ugg? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1056 | Fire was a noun in my day. | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1057 | Today's employee evaluation day. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1058 | What exactly is this 'manspreading'? | 1.2785 | 0.04199 | 158 | 120 | 32 | 6 |
1059 | This wall on the street you speak of - does it have cave drawings? | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1060 | I am thinking about having my chest waxed. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1061 | Is Biden still president? | 1.2783 | 0.05461 | 115 | 91 | 16 | 8 |
1062 | Did you see that guy that just got off? Sheeze! | 1.2782 | 0.05158 | 133 | 106 | 17 | 10 |
1063 | Not great, I discovered fired. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
1064 | Throwback Tuesday | 1.2782 | 0.04316 | 133 | 99 | 31 | 3 |
1065 | I haven't been to the office in ages. | 1.2778 | 0.04713 | 108 | 80 | 26 | 2 |
1066 | Is this evolution or devolution? | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1067 | You dress for the job YOU want; I'll dress for the job I want. | 1.2778 | 0.05119 | 126 | 99 | 19 | 8 |
1068 | Casual Friday | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1069 | While it is true that we were not as fashion conscious as you, and we were not as well-read nor wealthy as your people, and surely your people have a leg up on us in the culinary department, it is also true that we chose much better leaders. | 1.2778 | 0.04564 | 144 | 111 | 26 | 7 |
1070 | I missed my stop. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1071 | Ties are optional for us on Casual Fridays | 1.2778 | 0.05119 | 126 | 99 | 19 | 8 |
1072 | I’m really embracing my new paleo diet | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1073 | Counselor, my family has been insured with GEICO for a million years. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
1074 | Another day, another river stone, am I right? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1075 | You don't look as dumb as they said you would. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1076 | "Hey friend, wanna catch some dinner?" | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1077 | You know Mom still loves me better... | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
1078 | Normally, I work remotely. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1079 | I do think you'll find that manspreading WAS a Neanderthal invention. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1080 | You fight your battles your way, I'll fight mine my way. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1081 | You bet Mr. President! I'm headin' down to DC, too...This time we're really gonna show'em what "uncivilized " looks like. | 1.2768 | 0.05702 | 112 | 90 | 13 | 9 |
1082 | You see, I need some investors for this idea I have. I call it 'the wheel' but I am totally flexible on the name | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1083 | Yes, but no one messes with me. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1084 | I threw out everything that didn’t bring me joy” @panosena @jpfl9 | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1085 | What in hell is a Nesting Doll? | 1.2763 | 0.04778 | 152 | 121 | 20 | 11 |
1086 | Which stop is the club district? | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1087 | Tell me about your man cave. | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1088 | Crypto has saved my life. I don't need to hunt OR gather anymore! | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1089 | I knew this would happen when you got the MBA. | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1090 | Me? I teach Critical Rock Theory. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1091 | Early Armani. Yours? | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1092 | The Stone Age is comparatively less threatening. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1093 | A pocket square? ...you think? | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1094 | I have an exhibit at MOMA. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1095 | I’m usually much earlier. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1096 | Of course I’m wearing underwear! What do you think I am? A caveman? | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1097 | Feels like I've been riding this subway since the Stone Age. | 1.2756 | 0.05084 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
1098 | How many stops till the Stone Age? | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1099 | I’m allergic to synthetics. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1100 | Wow. You must be one of those gatherers. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1101 | You here to reinvent the wheel? | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1102 | I’m guessing tighty whiteys. | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1103 | But I will need a good lawyer. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1104 | I used to be a barbarian trader. Now I’m happy just being a barbarian. | 1.2752 | 0.04748 | 149 | 118 | 21 | 10 |
1105 | Mondays, am I right? | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1106 | Actually, the delay was way longer than anybody expected. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1107 | We go by cave dwellers now. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
1108 | I've been working remotely. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1109 | You got fire? Me got fire too. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1110 | Yea, we had the rat race too but we ate the rat the end of the day. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1111 | I'm going as myself, how 'bout you? | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1112 | Meta made cuts. | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
1113 | Fashion is cyclical." | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1114 | You wanna go somewhere and get hammered? | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1115 | I see this is your first subway trip. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1116 | Poll duty. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1117 | Wow, inflation hasn’t effected you at all. | 1.2743 | 0.05515 | 113 | 90 | 15 | 8 |
1118 | I decided to go full paleo. | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1119 | Actually, I'm not from the past. I'm from the future. | 1.2742 | 0.05412 | 124 | 100 | 14 | 10 |
1120 | I remember when this line ended at midtown. | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1121 | Ok, Boomer | 1.2742 | 0.05290 | 124 | 99 | 16 | 9 |
1122 | Tell me more about this man cave of yours. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1123 | This is the Ooga line. You need the Booga. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1124 | The dinosaur quit on me. | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1125 | When my DNA results came back, I decided to embrace the Neanderthal in me | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1126 | This thing would go a lot faster if we put our feet into it. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1127 | So you tell me if I’m not careful I’ll end up like you? | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1128 | You are going to look odd in Brooklyn | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1129 | You wouldn’t believe the delay on the local! | 1.2735 | 0.05513 | 117 | 94 | 14 | 9 |
1130 | I’m fully embracing my inner Neanderthal | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1131 | It’s all hush-hush for now, but we’re spinning off the hunting and gathering divisions. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1132 | Hair implants?! | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
1133 | Do you think clothes make the man? | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1134 | It’s rent-stabilized, but we have to cook on an open fire. | 1.2734 | 0.04876 | 139 | 110 | 20 | 9 |
1135 | You'd think we'd have evolved necks by now. | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1136 | I'm Cro Magnon, what are you? | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1137 | I'm trying to evolve, believe me, but it is hard. | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1138 | Can you tell me the stop for the American Museum of Natural History? I need to speak with them. They have it all wrong | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1139 | You work more than eight hours a week?!? | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1140 | Don't forget to vote | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1141 | So you're saying to go with a Roth IRA over the traditional IRA | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1142 | WANTED: A caption that doesn't reference the Paleo diet. | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1143 | I've been commuting for eons. You? | 1.2727 | 0.04314 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
1144 | Ever since I began my paleo diet it brought out the caveman in me. | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
1145 | If you're wondering why you are sitting next to a caveman with a well-groomed Edwardian beard, you'll have to ask Lars. | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
1146 | So you think Trump is a positive evolutionary result? | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1147 | Bulls and bears? You're worried about bulls and bears? Ha. That's funny. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1148 | I have a Museum of Natural History gig. | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1149 | Me?...I teach Pre-History... | 1.2727 | 0.04695 | 121 | 92 | 25 | 4 |
1150 | I do not believe in evolution either. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1151 | The beard? No, I had this before COVID. | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
1152 | Wanna walk into a bar together? | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1153 | Before Trump, I used to carry a briefcase. | 1.2721 | 0.04947 | 136 | 108 | 19 | 9 |
1154 | Who’d you vote for! | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
1155 | Before I evolved I used to carry a brief case to work too. | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1156 | I'm going full Paleo | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1157 | Mother always liked you better. | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
1158 | The caveman: ‘I’m more of a bagel guy’. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1159 | We're harvesting Mastodons right now" | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1160 | Quiet quitting got me where I am today. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
1161 | I think we are in a different place in the fashion cycle | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1162 | I haven't been clubbing in a while. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1163 | Nice tie! | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1164 | Seems like eons since I had to go into the office. | 1.2714 | 0.04950 | 140 | 112 | 18 | 10 |
1165 | How about those Tigers?!! | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
1166 | Yes, we want conservatism to go back that far. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1167 | These walls could use some paintings. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1168 | Let’s just say, my club has a lot to offer. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
1169 | Which stop for Homo Erectus? | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1170 | Cool! I'm an attorney, too. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1171 | It doesn’t look like much of a weapon. | 1.2710 | 0.04317 | 107 | 78 | 29 | 0 |
1172 | So how do you fit your rock smasher in there | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1173 | Oh, yeah? Well, I'd rather be a Neanderthal than a Republican! | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1174 | Careful, it's a jungle out there. | 1.2707 | 0.04151 | 133 | 99 | 32 | 2 |
1175 | Oh, I’m a tenured professor of anthropology. Why do you ask? | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1176 | I have an appointment. Can I borrow your tie? | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1177 | Why don’t we have necks | 1.2707 | 0.05133 | 133 | 107 | 16 | 10 |
1178 | Oh yeah? I say rock beat paper every time, and I can prove it. | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
1179 | I beg your pardon. I believe I am the evolved one. | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
1180 | Is it true this Wall Street place has occasional meat markets? | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1181 | Don’t you hate having to wear your pre-pandemic clothes? | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1182 | I build the most magnificent caves | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
1183 | Still wearing the monkey suit, huh? | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1184 | You'd be surprised how much we have in common. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1185 | Caves good. Loud rolling people carts, not so good. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1186 | Could I be at risk of an adverse possession claim if a guy ends up squatting in my cave while I'm out on this mammoth hunt? | 1.2698 | 0.05214 | 126 | 101 | 16 | 9 |
1187 | So is that thing how you show your manhood? | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1188 | I suppose you no longer have axes to grind. | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
1189 | Any place with a good pterodactyl soup around here? | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1190 | You taking the test, too? | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1191 | my advice to you is get your man cave,now | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1192 | And then she told me cave-manspreading is still considered manspreading | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1193 | You call that a club? | 1.2690 | 0.04182 | 145 | 110 | 31 | 4 |
1194 | Sounds like we pretty much do the same kind of work. | 1.2690 | 0.04720 | 145 | 115 | 21 | 9 |
1195 | Yours looks much easier to carry! | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1196 | Do you have a moist towelette? | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
1197 | I'm between jobs. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1198 | Enjoy jury duty, sucker. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1199 | Paper, rock, scissors? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1200 | So you don’t wear animal print? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1201 | I feel like I've been riding this train for ten thousand years | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1202 | Underwear? What’s that? | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1203 | The fire I can make can burn about 20,000 documents an hour. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1204 | I . . . do wear underpants . . . why do you ask? | 1.2681 | 0.04661 | 138 | 108 | 23 | 7 |
1205 | You got any briefs in there? | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1206 | I'm pissed they brought us back full time. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1207 | To be fair I think we both drank the Kool-Aid. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1208 | You were in the next office from me at Lehman. | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1209 | She kicked me out of my man cave. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1210 | It's a Flinstones Tribute Band. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
1211 | I'm a hunter-gatherer. You? | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1212 | I rub it with amber resin to control the frizz. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1213 | Can you interpret those strange markings on the walls? | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1214 | After COVID I decided to go back to basics. | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1215 | ‘I felt that the cave no longer had anything to offer me.’ | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1216 | They’re called ‘magic mushrooms’ and trust me, they’ll completely change your life. | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1217 | We have more in common than you'd think. | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1218 | I know how you feel... Jamie says we all have to show up at the office... | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1219 | Didn't I see you at Burning Man? | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1220 | I used to be a coastal elite but then I opted for quiet quitting. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1221 | You didn't get the memo? It's casual Friday, dude. | 1.2673 | 0.05952 | 101 | 82 | 11 | 8 |
1222 | If you think ennui is bad, try existential crisis. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1223 | What do you dabba dabba do? | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
1224 | Where I come from we spend most of our time underground. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1225 | How much did corporate pay you to sell out, Barney? | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1226 | No. 'They.' | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
1227 | Sprechen Sie Troglodeutsch? | 1.2672 | 0.04945 | 131 | 104 | 19 | 8 |
1228 | Tools of the trade, am I right? | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1229 | Keto convention at the Javits Center, you? | 1.2662 | 0.04517 | 154 | 122 | 23 | 9 |
1230 | My therapist is uptown. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1231 | I work the early shift. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1232 | So the scientists says, “No, we can’t refreeze you, and I says…” Am I boring you? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1233 | I ran out of dating options | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1234 | What's the problem buddy, you've never seen a lawyer before? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1235 | we pretty much do the same things in suits now | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
1236 | Down here, we're all cavemen. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1237 | Did you just tell me where to get off? | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1238 | The historical reenactments get all the attention, but we were first | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1239 | I'm the former CEO of MySpace." | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1240 | Right now, I’m doing mostly freelance cave painting. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1241 | I never expected to use the wheel for this. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1242 | Another day, another dollar | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1243 | What’s underwear? | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
1244 | Progress is an illusion | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1245 | Is there a statute of limitations on a patent for inventing the wheel? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1246 | Corner office or not, we're all Neanderthals. | 1.2647 | 0.04922 | 136 | 109 | 18 | 9 |
1247 | I preferred working from cave. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1248 | I'm on my way to my new job at Twitter. | 1.2645 | 0.05349 | 121 | 98 | 14 | 9 |
1249 | So this global warming thing, should we not have discovered fire? | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1250 | And then she called me a caveman | 1.2645 | 0.05349 | 121 | 98 | 14 | 9 |
1251 | Ogg did fire. Ogg did wheel. Where Ogg financial compensation package? | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1252 | You may wear a suit, but your argument is primitive. | 1.2643 | 0.04254 | 140 | 107 | 29 | 4 |
1253 | Turns out the paleo diet has some side effects. | 1.2643 | 0.04821 | 140 | 112 | 19 | 9 |
1254 | Must say your clothes look really uncomfortable, at least we got that right. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1255 | Trust me. When you manspread, an axe will always beat a briefcase. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1256 | Tell me about razors | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1257 | I love your toupee. | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1258 | I quit wearing a tie during COVID. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1259 | In my day, clout meant something different. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1260 | No, I'm an HR manager... | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1261 | Auto insurance? That's all you got? | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1262 | We don't have a bear market. We just eat 'em where we kill 'em" | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1263 | Neanderthal. And you? | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1264 | Look, I can get my lawyer, or we can do this the old-fashioned way. | 1.2636 | 0.05105 | 129 | 104 | 16 | 9 |
1265 | I'm running late. | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1266 | Man, I love your hair | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1267 | I'm really into this new Paleo diet! | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1268 | What's the matter? Saber-toothed tiger got your tongue? | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1269 | I am a new hire with MTA. What about you? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1270 | seems to me fella, not much has changed | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1271 | I prefer a less civilized approach. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1272 | Evolution is inevitable, but I’ll miss having a neck. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1273 | This trip is taking eons. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1274 | You and I are no different. If we switch they won't know the difference. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1275 | You think YOU'VE been waiting! | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1276 | Christmas music already? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1277 | You lost me at, “let’s not reinvent the wheel” | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1278 | I've been riding this for ages. | 1.2628 | 0.03914 | 137 | 102 | 34 | 1 |
1279 | People keep telling me that this election has set us back. But I just don’t see it. | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
1280 | This Paleo diet is really working for me. | 1.2627 | 0.05305 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
1281 | Is this the Yabba Dabba Two Train? | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1282 | I'm beginning to wonder if my school guidance counsellor was being sarcastic. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1283 | But can you fit a club in there? | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1284 | If I'm the uncivilized one, then how come you tried to get on the train before letting everyone else off? | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1285 | What's Halloween? | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1286 | It feels like ages since I asked the bus driver to call out my stop. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1287 | I tried it your way. Didn't work for me. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1288 | So, do you think things have changed for the better? | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1289 | We have more in common than you might think | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1290 | How’s the paleo diet going? It’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1291 | Now that I've won the election I'm tacking back to the right. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1292 | Going to meet an old friend at the museum. You? | 1.2623 | 0.05309 | 122 | 99 | 14 | 9 |
1293 | I came to the city to find a wife | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1294 | I found bringing the club eliminated the need for a briefcase. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1295 | 'This thing sounds like someone needs to re-invent the wheel. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1296 | Do you have a nickel for poor Charlie here? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1297 | Hunter Gatherer. What do you do? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1298 | It's very odd to be in a tunnel that is moving. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1299 | Where were you on January 6? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1300 | You’re not taking the Paleo diet seriously | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1301 | What time is it? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1302 | Are you sure we’re not related? | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1303 | I used to be a vegan but recently switched to Paleo. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1304 | Say, excuse me, where is the trans toilet? | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1305 | Feels like we're going in reverse, right? | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1306 | A beard would hide your pretty mouth. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1307 | How much lower do you go with the shaving?? | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1308 | You'd think they would let me work from home. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
1309 | I like the ambience at 14th Street but the acoustics are a little primitive. | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1310 | So you say - first, I gotta get my G.E.D. | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
1311 | We aren't so different. Like you, I also cook with fire. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1312 | Darn, I went off and forgot my I-bone | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1313 | Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, a missionary? | 1.2609 | 0.06348 | 92 | 76 | 8 | 8 |
1314 | Hi,I'm Charlie from the MTA. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1315 | Corporates really loosened up the dress code since COVID hit. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1316 | So, I think we would make a great team. You know, a "speak softly, carry a big stick" kinda thing. Whadda ya say? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1317 | Paleo-Vegan. Why do you ask? | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1318 | Anyways, the Patent Office said they'd get back to me | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1319 | Today is my first day back from working from home | 1.2609 | 0.05672 | 115 | 95 | 10 | 10 |
1320 | I tell you, after we left the trees it all went downwards. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1321 | Wanna hear my pitch for the next big thing? I called it the wheel! | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
1322 | My wife has me on that cave man diet | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
1323 | You want the 2/3. This is the B.C. | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
1324 | I wanted to get off centuries ago, but this thing is open in the back. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1325 | I'm trying to decide which of us is more dangerous to the planet's future. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1326 | Do you have any spare matches? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1327 | Remember son, during the interview it's ok to talk about humble beginnings but don't mention you live in a cave. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1328 | You may think that I came from the past, but I'm actually from your future. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1329 | It was a bit odd at first, but now I'm comfortable working from home. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1330 | Can't wait to get home to the man cave. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1331 | No, it's a very exclusive club. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1332 | Don't you hate having to bring your own supplies to the office? | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1333 | Can you tell me which stop is the Natural History Museum? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1334 | Don't worry, I have an open carry license. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1335 | How do I get to this bear market you speak of? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1336 | We all evolve in different ways I guess. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1337 | I'm from FarRockaway, You? | 1.2595 | 0.04796 | 131 | 104 | 20 | 7 |
1338 | I work from home. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1339 | Fire remains our core business, significant R&D to wheels, probably pick up a social platform in Q1. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1340 | I do mergers and acquisitions too, but I do them my own way. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1341 | I like what you’ve done with your caves. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1342 | ...and that was when I realized I'd been working from home too long. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1343 | We haven’t moved in ages. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1344 | In town for a convention? | 1.2593 | 0.04814 | 135 | 108 | 19 | 8 |
1345 | You've changed, Barney. | 1.2589 | 0.05343 | 112 | 90 | 15 | 7 |
1346 | Which stop for Rockafella Center? | 1.2589 | 0.05343 | 112 | 90 | 15 | 7 |
1347 | So you eat what you kill too? | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1348 | No, actually I'm from the future. You know ... what goes around comes around. Right? | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1349 | Dude, you think this bad, you should have seen the last global warming. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1350 | Previously I only worked remotely. Got any tips for me on how to dress and which arm to carry the club with? | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1351 | Well I think your necktie is kind of old-fashioned. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1352 | I heard this job was so easy a caveman could do it. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1353 | The working-from-cave thing turned out to be not as great as I thought it would be. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1354 | So, what's new? | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1355 | I feel like evolution passed me by. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1356 | Do you know if the A train connects with the yabba dabba D? | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1357 | You’re overthinking this! | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1358 | I'm a victim of 'cancel culture.' | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1359 | I'm in hunting and gathering. You? | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1360 | If you're looking for a real man, here I am. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1361 | My boss said I look different on Zoom. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1362 | Does this line go to the paleolithic era? | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
1363 | Hard day at the office? | 1.2578 | 0.04866 | 128 | 102 | 19 | 7 |
1364 | 40,000 years with the same company and still every day feels like I’m fighting for my life. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1365 | You’re gonna dress like that and tell me no one’s reinvented the wheel yet? | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1366 | Didn't you get the memo? It's Throwback Thursday | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
1367 | Where Rat Race? Grog hungry. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1368 | We invented the wheel, you know! | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1369 | You want to see some petroglyphs in my man cave? | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1370 | So, yeah, you dress all civilized and such, but what about The Big Lie? | 1.2576 | 0.05001 | 132 | 107 | 16 | 9 |
1371 | I’m getting ready for history to repeat itself. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1372 | I'm an Originalist. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1373 | You overturned Roe? Wow, that's barbaric... | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1374 | I'm stopping by the American Museum of Natural History to see family. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1375 | The gang said they were going clubbing after work. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1376 | I’ve always loved you | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1377 | Hi, I'm a hunter. You must be a gatherer. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1378 | My first visit to the city, actually. You? | 1.2571 | 0.04494 | 105 | 79 | 25 | 1 |
1379 | I hope you're properly grateful for those round things under us, which I came up with, that are getting you to work on time today. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1380 | You think I'm outdated? You're the one who can't work from home! | 1.2569 | 0.03911 | 144 | 109 | 33 | 2 |
1381 | My clocks went back a little too far. | 1.2569 | 0.04402 | 109 | 82 | 26 | 1 |
1382 | I'm a head hunter. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1383 | Experience tells me to hit the lion on the head to get the lion's share. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1384 | They dug the subway tunnel right through my man cave. | 1.2569 | 0.05438 | 109 | 88 | 14 | 7 |
1385 | I swear this line lasts forever. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1386 | Do you hate the director as much as I do? | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1387 | What? Never seen a bald person before? | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1388 | What do you mean the pandemic is over? | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1389 | I decided to get back to basics -- from Mergers and Acquisitions to Hunting and Gathering. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1390 | My doctor suggested I give the Paleo diet a try. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1391 | You should have called an Uber. I’ve been on this train for centuries. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1392 | So..... is the future something better? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1393 | I'm supposed to be a caveman going as Rob Reiner, not the other way around. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1394 | No, Harry, you can’t go clubbing with a suitcase. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1395 | Cave to cubicle. Still in a tunnel. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
1396 | Yes, its been ages; the last time I took the subway to Manhattan, every passenger was reading a newspaper. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1397 | I miss the pandemic. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1398 | This train delay is taking longer than evolution. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1399 | Do you really like wearing a suit and tie? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1400 | How's the gathering business these days? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1401 | Me think not need insurance agent. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1402 | No, this is not a costume. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1403 | I was the one who invented the Wheel of Fortune. | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1404 | I'm really not happy about the "back to the office" edict. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1405 | Nice outfit. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1406 | Dad? | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1407 | I'm not saying this club will fix all your problems, but it will definitely help. | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
1408 | Paleo diet is so last year. Now it's paleo-everything. | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1409 | You were fired? What's that? | 1.2558 | 0.05077 | 129 | 105 | 15 | 9 |
1410 | Turns out A bunch of us were frozen in the Polar Cap. Grateful for global warming. | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1411 | Did you also struggle with your job while working from home? | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1412 | Hunter-gatherer" if you're woke. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1413 | You ever invest in PaleoCoin? The returns are rock solid | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1414 | Here's a cheaper way to get your food. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1415 | My boss told us to reinvent the wheel, so I thought I'd get into character. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1416 | I still don't see how this is considered evolved. | 1.2549 | 0.04303 | 153 | 121 | 25 | 7 |
1417 | I love Halloween. It's the only day of the year that people don't stare at me and my hand axe." | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1418 | Of course I take the train in. I’m a caveman, not a barbarian. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1419 | How long did i sleep? | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
1420 | I thought this train would never come! | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1421 | No, You need to transfer to the L-4, to get to the 21st century | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1422 | I normally take the A Train | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1423 | This city's subway is downright primitive. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1424 | You're behind the times. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1425 | Can I talk to you about some amazing opportunities in crypto | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1426 | My mistake was betting on futures. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1427 | What? I’m from Queens. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1428 | Is that uncomfortable outfit a punishment? | 1.2544 | 0.05259 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
1429 | I really want to meet rolling stone. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1430 | Everyday huh? My hand device lasts for days without charging. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1431 | What are you going as? | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1432 | I've tried them all, and Paleo is the optimal human diet. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1433 | "So, what's your pronoun?" | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1434 | Are you ready for Black Friday? | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1435 | It all started when I bought that flip phone. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1436 | I'm in mergers and acquisitions too. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1437 | Aren't briefcases a little outdated? | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1438 | How do you kill prey with that thing? | 1.2540 | 0.04207 | 126 | 96 | 28 | 2 |
1439 | Our start-up is in the prehistoric phase. | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1440 | Just divorced and my wife got the cave. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1441 | Invest in crypto? What cave have you been living in? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1442 | I plan to work remotely once I master the spear. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1443 | Nobody tells ME when to put on a mask. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1444 | Cave man, trader, same same, right? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1445 | I’m a broker, too. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1446 | Clothes don't make the man. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1447 | I decided to go back to basics. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1448 | I’m part of the security detail | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1449 | When I get homesick I come down here. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1450 | This is the best you could do with the wheel? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1451 | I feel like I’m stuck in the Stone Age at work. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1452 | I actually have found that the ‘Paleo diet’ works better if you really buy in | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1453 | Man, I haven’t worn a tie since March 2020. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1454 | I’m thinking of cashing in my 401K because my life expectancy is only 36 years! | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
1455 | I recommend taking the express, not the local. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1456 | So each day is still a grind? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1457 | So, how about those Giants? | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1458 | I'm preparing for the future | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1459 | You do this every day? | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1460 | Are you saying I should buy low and sell high? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1461 | New York was way cooler when I moved here. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1462 | ‘You ever been axed?’ | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1463 | It appears that the gatherer’s won out. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1464 | You no neck | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
1465 | What do you mean cavemanspreading? | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
1466 | I have to go into the office one day a week, too. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
1467 | My wife said it’s time to leave my man-cave and go back to work. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1468 | Lets me tell you about the good old days. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1469 | And that's when I started questioning the concept of the traditional workplace. | 1.2521 | 0.05232 | 119 | 97 | 14 | 8 |
1470 | Why do you wear that thing around your neck? | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1471 | Really! My wife’s a bean counter too! | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1472 | Survival of the fittest, my ass! | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1473 | So you're saying life gets easier?... | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1474 | Hunter and gather. And you? | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1475 | So you're telling me that you catch dinner with that box thing? | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1476 | The subway's pretty neat, but the rest of it sucks. | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
1477 | I applied for a lower paleolithic position, and figured I'd work my way up to middle paleolithic management, then, if I'm lucky, bronze age. | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
1478 | Hostile takeovers — your what do you do? | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1479 | Welcome to the 21st century" | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1480 | Where can I get good Brontosaurus in the city? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1481 | Since starting the Paleo diet, my beard has really helped with the ladies. You might give it a try. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1482 | This Paleolithic diet is less about what you eat and more about changing your lifestyle. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1483 | I actually work from home, but it's nice to get out of the cave every now and then. | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
1484 | It's an early period piece, opening off broadway. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1485 | Metro . . . Retro . . . what's the difference when Wall Street hits rock bottom! | 1.2500 | 0.04854 | 132 | 107 | 17 | 8 |
1486 | My life plan is based on The Flintstones. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1487 | How are we going to have a Yabba Dabba Doo time when all you do is work, Barney? | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
1488 | Congrats on the promotion, Cronk. I knew the bosses would love that whole “fire” thing you came up with. | 1.2500 | 0.04972 | 132 | 108 | 15 | 9 |
1489 | Well, basically . . . | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1490 | If you represent the future I'm getting off here | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1491 | Where are you from? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1492 | When they ran the subway through my cave I was issued a free pass. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1493 | The club ensures I won't get any dirty looks for manspreading. | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1494 | I hear The Rockettes are fun. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1495 | Subway security guard is my side hustle. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1496 | What? You never saw a bald guy before. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
1497 | Boss say Grog no more ‘work from cave’. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1498 | I see you forgot that it's Casual Friday. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1499 | Let's get hammered . | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1500 | I could have walked there faster. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1501 | Is this the bus for the hunter-gatherers’ meetup? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1502 | Yes, I have riding been a long time. On the other hand, no one ever bothers me. | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 112 | 92 | 12 | 8 |
1503 | We're a start-up. | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
1504 | Atleast no one messes with me. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1505 | "Actually, it's surprisingly comfortable. But next season I'm going to ask for pockets." | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
1506 | I go commando | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1507 | Take my advice, short Mastodons. | 1.2500 | 0.04604 | 156 | 128 | 17 | 11 |
1508 | I really love the newest paleo diet. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1509 | So you’re saying that my cave drawings can be NFTs? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1510 | I'm working on a thing called "Fire". It's just a startup right now. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1511 | Did you listen to the new Taylor Swift album yet? | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
1512 | Yes, Paleo. How did you guess? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1513 | Oh shoot, I thought it was Casual Friday. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1514 | And you think your train was delayed… | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1515 | I could teach you a few things about sealing the deal. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1516 | I couldn’t maintain the diet without the lifestyle. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1517 | I gave up the tie to get back to my roots. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1518 | I prefer classic rock. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1519 | This can go one of two ways. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1520 | First I cut out sugar, then processed food, then carbs. Now I’m headed up to Central Park to hunt squirrel. It’s a slippery slope. | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
1521 | I prefer "hominid-spreading". | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1522 | Yes, as a matter of fact, I do know Barney Rubble. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1523 | And what’s wrong with living in the past? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1524 | Are we going backwards or forwards? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1525 | My wife said I’ve taken my paleo diet to far. | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
1526 | What do you mean, ‘the Halloween party was cancelled?’ | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1527 | You can at least lose the tie, Buddy. It's primitive Friday. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1528 | I went clubbing last night - so what did you do? | 1.2482 | 0.04169 | 141 | 110 | 27 | 4 |
1529 | I'm here to go clubbing. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1530 | This is when America was Great! | 1.2480 | 0.05036 | 125 | 102 | 15 | 8 |
1531 | Things change Dude. Rock on a stick is the new briefcase. Get with it! | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1532 | I'm in loins. | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1533 | I’m heading home from clubbing and you’re going to work. | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1534 | I came for the cave drawings but stayed for the live stock. | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
1535 | I'm from the future Mr. Trump. This will only hurt for a second. | 1.2479 | 0.05153 | 121 | 99 | 14 | 8 |
1536 | Thank God it's Friday, right? | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1537 | You seem overdressed for working down here. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1538 | We prefer to be called natural formation dwellers. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1539 | I can take out anyone you want in exchange for you eliminating a certain saber-toothed tiger. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1540 | Yeah we call it CaveManCon, sort of like an appreciation of how our ancestors used to live in the stone age. Unprocessed foods, simple machines, flint tools. The whole thing. Crazy sex parties too. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1541 | I'm a poll watcher. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1542 | I offer a bigger bang for the buck. | 1.2478 | 0.05411 | 113 | 93 | 12 | 8 |
1543 | Nobody mugs me anymore. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1544 | I know your type but the right to bare arms is one we’ll never surrender. | 1.2477 | 0.05554 | 109 | 90 | 11 | 8 |
1545 | Why work at Amazon, when you can be Amazon! | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1546 | So, you’re trying the Wall Street diet? | 1.2477 | 0.04354 | 109 | 83 | 25 | 1 |
1547 | Inflation will get worse. Trust me, I can read the writing on my wall. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1548 | I’m not so sure about this Bring Your Child to Work Day thing, Dad. | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
1549 | You're fooling no one. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1550 | I'm muscular. You're just fat. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1551 | Get rid of the suit, man. You’ve clearly failed to evolve with the zeitgeist in this political environment. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1552 | I'm on my way to be deposed in a case about reinventing the wheel. | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1553 | So, how's your love life? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1554 | I'm subletting my cave if you know anyone who's looking. | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
1555 | Our casual Frdays are extremely casual. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1556 | Are you really a man? | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1557 | I prefer Homo sapien over just plain homo. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1558 | A bearish market, you say? I was really hoping for some bison… | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1559 | I used to dress like you , but then I became a MAGA Republican | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1560 | What's that smell? | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1561 | I’m still not sure it is time for me to return to my office. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1562 | They’ll date me and marry you | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1563 | I invented the flat tax. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1564 | I'm running very late. | 1.2460 | 0.04169 | 126 | 97 | 27 | 2 |
1565 | I'm starring in a production called 'Living off the Grid' | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1566 | Okay, Mr. Trump, I confessed that I know Sandy Hook was not a hoax. Now it’s your turn to come clean with the American people. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1567 | Fred, I have not seen you since the stone ages. How are you yabba dabba doing? | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
1568 | It started with a bet to see if I could get off social media for a week and then…you know. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1569 | It makes no sense, I can make fire at home just as easily as in the office. | 1.2458 | 0.05238 | 118 | 97 | 13 | 8 |
1570 | Me Unga win Republican nomination but lose in general. Must be rigged. | 1.2458 | 0.05374 | 118 | 98 | 11 | 9 |
1571 | I’m told I can be a bit conservative. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1572 | Well, if you're only here for a few days, I'd recommend seeing the wolly mammoth exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1573 | First day back after lockdown. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1574 | I swear! My name is Donald J. Trump. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1575 | You think your job's tough? Really? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1576 | Back to the grindstone. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1577 | Yes, Twitter HR. How did you know? | 1.2456 | 0.05368 | 114 | 94 | 12 | 8 |
1578 | Can I tell you how I made millions in crypto? | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1579 | This crime wave has sent us back eons. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1580 | It's not just a diet, pal. | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
1581 | Are you happy? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1582 | This is my Power Suit! | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1583 | Ive been told women prefer a more masculine looking man. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1584 | I was promoted after I discovered how to light a fire under my team. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1585 | If you smartest person in room, you in wrong room. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1586 | Tell me, are mammoths still a thing? | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
1587 | Wanna go clubbing after work tonight? | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1588 | Well, yes, the Heisenberg equation applies but only in the context of Ehrenfest's theorem of time evolution within in the Heisenberg picture…” | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1589 | This commute is easier since they invented the wheel. | 1.2451 | 0.05818 | 102 | 85 | 9 | 8 |
1590 | It’s vintage. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1591 | I'm a good hunter, but my resume's kinda week on gathering. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1592 | I’m back to prove the cudgel mightier than the sword. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1593 | This is where evolution is heading? Really? | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
1594 | I can't believe we're getting married at City Hall! | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1595 | How about those Knicks? | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1596 | Ok now you’re really pissing me off | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1597 | I’m worried about the Supreme Court | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1598 | I supported you and look what happened. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1599 | Do you kill your own leather? | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1600 | Smirk all you want, but if I hadn't invented the wheel, you'd be walking to work ! | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1601 | You’re the worst financial advisor ever. | 1.2449 | 0.04381 | 147 | 118 | 22 | 7 |
1602 | Are you sure you don't want to go clubbing with me? | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
1603 | In your case, how does 'bringing home the bacon' work exactly? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1604 | "Do you want to go clubbing after work?" | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1605 | You know why I carry this? Your legal system ain't working. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1606 | I’m a headhunter, you? | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1607 | I invented the wheel and look where it got me. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1608 | Then after I discovered fire I invented the wheel. You're welcome! | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1609 | I'm all-in on Paleo. | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1610 | I feel 'civilization' is such a subjective term. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1611 | It's my weekend off from the natural history museum | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1612 | Yes, it's me... Rob Reiner!" | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1613 | I am a consultant downtown. They want my advice about working from home. | 1.2437 | 0.04769 | 119 | 95 | 19 | 5 |
1614 | I'm an actor in Paleolithic exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. What do you do? | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
1615 | I tried living the executive life, but I found returning to my roots more gratifying. | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
1616 | I can't believe they're making us work on a Saturday. | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
1617 | I like that the silver line avoids predators. | 1.2437 | 0.04297 | 119 | 92 | 25 | 2 |
1618 | I also miss remote work. | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1619 | And then Gork says, “Yeah, but the derivative markets are softer than they’ve ever been!” What do you think? | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1620 | I'll club the rats and you'll sneak them out in your briefcase. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1621 | No offense, but you remind me of a brontosaurus egg. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1622 | Sorry, I'm from out of town. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1623 | Sorry pal, but 'guy wearing a suit' isn't a real Halloween costume. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1624 | Have you seen my MAGA hat? | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1625 | Spare a few shells? | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1626 | No, seriously, our votes count the same! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1627 | Musk just brought me on as content moderator, you? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1628 | You threaten a suit; I threaten assault. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1629 | I get to work from home. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1630 | Wanna kill some time and play Rock, Paper, Scissors? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1631 | Do you keep your club at the office? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1632 | Do you happen to know how mastodon tusk is doing on the Dow today? | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1633 | Probably the same place you keep your MetroCard. | 1.2426 | 0.04725 | 136 | 111 | 17 | 8 |
1634 | What a coincidence! I'm running for President in 2024 too! | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1635 | I'm visiting your time to get the cure for male pattern baldness. | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1636 | Which stop for the gay bar Role Play? | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1637 | As an insurance agent I agree: fire bad! | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1638 | I'M THE NEW SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1639 | Wow - I never thought we'd evolve to this! | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1640 | And you are what we evolved into ???!!! | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1641 | After COVID, casual Fridays have changed a lot. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1642 | No. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't have pegged you a conservative. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1643 | You wouldn't believe what it takes to get off the grid these days | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1644 | You golf? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1645 | I'm from the Bronx. | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1646 | One of us is in for a surprise when we get off this train. | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1647 | Wharton for my MBA , you? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1648 | Job interview, huh? | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1649 | It's a jungle out there, too. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1650 | My wife told me to man up. | 1.2411 | 0.05418 | 112 | 93 | 11 | 8 |
1651 | You can understand why I can't work from home | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1652 | Of course I'm Cro-MAGA! | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1653 | Actually, this is my first day back in the office in a long time. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1654 | I really prefer working remotely. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1655 | So if I ask for this "divorce," will she have to move out of the cave or will I? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1656 | Yeah, I’ve been without internet for a year now. | 1.2410 | 0.06320 | 83 | 69 | 8 | 6 |
1657 | TGIF. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1658 | It was only a nickel back then. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1659 | I just got back my DNA test back, turns out I'm not 100% Neanderthal...I'm actually 2% Italian. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1660 | I'm not evolved enough to stop manspreading. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1661 | Is Bedrock after Bedford? Can never remember. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1662 | The wait was longer than expected. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1663 | Climate change has forced me to travel each day to hunt for food and gather plants. Thank god for the subway. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1664 | I can’t Zoom in the wild so I have go into the office. | 1.2407 | 0.04337 | 108 | 83 | 24 | 1 |
1665 | I work remotely. You should try it. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
1666 | Dude, quit homo erectus- spreading. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
1667 | I missed my stop a long time ago.” | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
1668 | And you think YOUR boss is a dinosaur?! | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1669 | And I'm the uncivilized one? | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
1670 | I don’t like bringing my work home, either, but we’ve got Neanderthals coming for dinner. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1671 | Your attitudes towards women seem a little regressive. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1672 | The museum of Natural History...You? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1673 | When I got on board the fare was five cents. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1674 | Just another day at the rock pile. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1675 | Hundeds of years of evolution, got us where? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1676 | So... are you applying for the homo erectus job? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1677 | Seems like I've been doing this commute for thousands of years! | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1678 | I've been riding the subway safely many years! | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1679 | So, a mastodon, a sabre-tooth tiger and a Cro-Magnon man walk into a cave... | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1680 | I could never go back into the office." | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1681 | Do you want to get stoned ? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1682 | Actually, I've never had an unsuccessful meeting. | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1683 | You’re going to feel ridiculous when you’re the only one at work who didn’t dress up. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1684 | Don't even think about judging me. I'm trying a paleo diet that incorporates method acting. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1685 | We think the Amish are way too worldly. | 1.2397 | 0.05381 | 121 | 102 | 9 | 10 |
1686 | I read that the next war would be fought with sticks and stones | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1687 | You know, it's a more demanding diet than I expected. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1688 | My Brontosaurs is in the shop. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1689 | You can call yourself a "real" New Yorker after you've lived here for 10,000 years. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1690 | I stubbed my toe. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1691 | So this is the future....Riding to work in underground tubes with tight neckties and bulky suits? I think I'll go back to when I came from, where work means comfortable clothes and a day in the sun. | 1.2393 | 0.05242 | 117 | 97 | 12 | 8 |
1692 | Yes, I'm from the Troglodyte Republican off shoot. | 1.2393 | 0.05242 | 117 | 97 | 12 | 8 |
1693 | Well, good luck with your interview. | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
1694 | And you don’t eat any of them? | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1695 | I can't believe you're older than me!!! | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1696 | I’m in HR with Twitter. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1697 | Are you a club member? | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
1698 | Didn't sleep a wink last night Barney. Dino snores all night. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1699 | I normally work from home. | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
1700 | Mondays, huh? | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1701 | I consider myself an "Originalist." | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1702 | Why do you carry your hammer in a briefcase? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1703 | Let men get this straight... nobody here hunts or gathers? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1704 | Don't be nervous, little man, I'm from the future. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1705 | Are you here for the big Twitter layoff? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1706 | A word to the wise: baggy pants are out of style. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1707 | Is that what gatherers wear these days? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1708 | I was like you once. Then I decided to start my own tech company. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1709 | nice wig, bruh | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1710 | Oh no! What have you let them do to you? | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1711 | Been a yabba-dabba-doozy of a year, amirite? | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1712 | Hunter or gatherer? | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1713 | Halloween was last week? | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1714 | And to my great- great - great- great - great - grandchild I give all my weapons | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1715 | After working from cave for two years, I wonder if I’ve changed. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1716 | Retro clothing Friday | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 99 | 24 | 3 |
1717 | ... and that's what I learned from corporate America | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1718 | So you’re Barney’s great great great great great great great great great great grandson? | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1719 | Do you think I should shave my legs for my job interview? | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1720 | I didn't get the part. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1721 | Did he say the next stop was Anno Domini? I stayed on too long. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1722 | Remember. I’m the leverage. You’re the buyout. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1723 | Really?! Well I think you're a bit outdated yourself! | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1724 | Look what they've done to my home." | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1725 | These days even a caveman needs an accountant. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1726 | How do I get to Carnegie Hall? | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1727 | My wife has been calling me a caveman for years! So I finally caved in. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1728 | That's interesting. I'm ALSO secure in my masculinity. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1729 | I used to be just like you. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1730 | You'd better change at West 4th Street. You don't look like you come from my neighborhood. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1731 | IRS once stand for Is Really Stuck. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1732 | It was all I had left after investing everything in crypto | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1733 | The ‘H’ is silent buddy. Hard ‘T’. Nee-an-dra-tall. Got it? | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1734 | Are you man or woman? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1735 | I may be a caveman but my 401k actually rose this year. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1736 | How did you get your cudgel to fit into that thing? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1737 | Yes sir, I will generously exchange a handful of seeds for your crypto currency. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1738 | Trump?! The guy from TV box?! | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1739 | Switching from Hedge Fund Manager to Hunter-Gatherer was easier than I thought. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1740 | I knew you when you were a tadpole. | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
1741 | It's been delayed for how long? | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1742 | Is it Friday yet? | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1743 | My wife thinks I'm taking my Paleo Diet too far. | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
1744 | My therapist said to get in touch with my roots. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1745 | It’s not returning to the office I hate. It’s the commute. | 1.2366 | 0.04446 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
1746 | Be patient, you will be upgraded. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1747 | It's 'Hammertime.' | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1748 | Paleo diet? Never heard of it. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1749 | Excuse me, did I miss the stop for the Capitol Building? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1750 | Actually, we're really not that much different. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1751 | What do you mean you don't gather? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1752 | I said to myself: Harold, you can pine for the good old days or... | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1753 | Guess we all have to put food on the table in our own ways. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1754 | So this is how it ends. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1755 | Can you spare some flint? | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1756 | Where do I get off for Central Park? I'm in a play. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1757 | You know this wouldn't be possible without my wheel. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1758 | What did she mean by ‘manspreading in a loincloth’? | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
1759 | So you are telling me I can’t use a Metrocard anymore? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1760 | Think the leopard print too loud? | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1761 | Would you like to join my club? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1762 | God, I miss AOL. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1763 | WE GOT TO GO BACK TO HAND-COUNTING BALLOTS | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1764 | Seen any cave bears? | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1765 | I prefer a simple, honest life. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1766 | Sadly, working from cave is no longer an option for me. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1767 | She can have the kids and the cave, but no way does she get the mastodon | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1768 | Casual Friday lets me get back to my roots. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1769 | Attorney client privilege? We talk of nothing else in our cave. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1770 | So where do you keep your club? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1771 | Work's not bad. It's the commute that gets to me. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1772 | I find analog leaves a lasting impression. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
1773 | Actually, I'll be getting off at the Bronze Age. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1774 | I was hired to fix an issue with the wheel. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1775 | No, I haven't returned to the office. Why do you ask? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1776 | Think we may have taken this good cop/bad cop thing a bit too far | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1777 | I can’t believe we have to go back to the office | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1778 | The guy at the car repair shop said he'd give me a call when they invent the wheel. | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1779 | This cave has too many delays. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1780 | I mostly hunt rats. How about you? | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1781 | One more stop and then cave sweet cave. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1782 | As a personal coach, I help my clients meet their goals in hunting, gathering, and sales. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1783 | We stopped being able to work from cave last week. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1784 | Politics has devolved. I'm running for Senator in the Cro-MAGA-non Party. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
1785 | A stone axe is surprisingly useful on Wall Street. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1786 | You're so lucky. When I was your age, I had to ride a T-Rex to work" | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1787 | Don’t you think your overdressed for a subterranean cave? | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1788 | My kids sick so I’m hitting the Halloween beat this year. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1789 | They call me in when they see a bear market coming. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
1790 | Do you know the way to San Jose? | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1791 | Not ready for a bear market, are ye? | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1792 | Lawyer or not, we wield cudgels. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1793 | So...does it get any better? | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1794 | We're going back to basics. | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1795 | Forgive me, but you seem a bit overdressed for the A train. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1796 | When I invented the wheel, I never expected them to be so noisy. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1797 | This is so much faster than using your feet. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1798 | Do you know anyone who needs a physical therapist? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1799 | They said we had to return to the office but they didn't say there was a dress code. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1800 | It was so much better working from home | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1801 | I’ve been away. Catch me up on the latest news. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1802 | Yes, my wheel was primitive, but I didn't have to share it with idiots. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1803 | Did they just say it will be another 10,000 year delay? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1804 | Man, I just decided to find my inner self during Covid. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1805 | No. I didn't pack a lunch. I plan to just hunt it down. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1806 | And then I waited forever at 34th Street. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1807 | They are still expecting you to wear a suit and tie to work? How barbaric. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
1808 | so the secret is shampoo? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1809 | I’m obviously a Republican. | 1.2331 | 0.04639 | 133 | 109 | 17 | 7 |
1810 | I'm actually your future. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1811 | I get the cave, she gets the unicorn | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1812 | Well, I guess I have been off the grid for a while now." | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1813 | Do you feel that the current tenets of faith and humanity spring largely from Judeo-Christian belief systems? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1814 | A time box brought me her to warn you not to run for President! | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1815 | Bet you weren't into crypto. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1816 | „I just came back from a Sabbatical.“ | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1817 | It all started with Keto. | 1.2326 | 0.04984 | 129 | 108 | 12 | 9 |
1818 | How do you kill anything with that? | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1819 | The hammer came with the promotion. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1820 | I've lost 12 pounds -- and I've only been Paleo for a week! | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1821 | Do you honestly think using public transit would offset wearing that emission-intensive suit? | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
1822 | I freelance now to make ends meet. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1823 | Listen, a whole lot more people talk to me this way. | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
1824 | With my lifestyle now, I have no carbon footprint. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
1825 | Just waiting for the train in front of us to move. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1826 | After years trapped in a diorama at the Museum of Natural History, I finally broke free. | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
1827 | There were no razors in the diorama. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1828 | Where am I? | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
1829 | I just kept moving bit by bit towards living a lifestyle from a simpler time, and I ended up like this. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1830 | I'm studying to be Donald Trump" "I'll follow you anywhere. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1831 | Consensus, conshmensus! | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1832 | Hunting or gathering? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
1833 | Regression is progression | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1834 | Are all of New York City's caves this loud? | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1835 | Sir, this is the Z line, not the B.C.E line… | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1836 | You have to admit we Republicans took a beating. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
1837 | I'm in town for the Republican Convention. Got a problem with that? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1838 | I'm rehearsing for the future. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1839 | Yeah, but mine is bigger than yours. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1840 | Don't ya just hate taking work home? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1841 | Any openings for hunter-gatherers? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1842 | The last Wednesday of the month, we get together and reenact the discovery of fire. You know. The golden years. Then we dance. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
1843 | It’s pre-historic Friday at the office. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1844 | Excuse me my dear Sir. Are you a dinosaur? | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
1845 | Krag offended by phallic tie. | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1846 | Back in my day, a briefcase was a weapon | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1847 | What animal did you kill for your clothing? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1848 | I'm willing to do anything for food, even accounting. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1849 | Yup, been doing the Paleo diet for over 3 months now and as you can see, it's working | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1850 | Forget that diet - you got to get all the way in! | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1851 | Yeah. I know Halloween was 2 weeks ago, but it's Casual Friday's today at the office. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1852 | Well, I never saved for retirement. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1853 | Is this the train to bedrock? | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1854 | Remember...at the meeting let me do all the grunting. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1855 | Seems like I’ve been working remote for ages. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1856 | I gather you don't hunt much. | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
1857 | I'm living simpler since my IRA tanked. | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1858 | I’ve decided to take quiet quitting to an entirely new level and degree. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1859 | I've been working remotely from my mancave for ages. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
1860 | I want the settlement I deserve. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1861 | Fire is a hot commodity. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1862 | Hunter gathering is the way to go these days, bro. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1863 | So I won a seat in Congress and they tell me I need to get a new wardrobe. Mind if I ask where you got that suit? | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
1864 | I’m meeting a relative at the Museum of Natural History. | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
1865 | It’s been a while since I had to go into the office | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1866 | No I'm not a time traveller I'm trying to get back to basics. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1867 | How can you stand wearing a suit? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1868 | You’ve got to be kidding me. All of you think WE’RE the barbaric ones? | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1869 | It's the incessant meetings, am I right? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1870 | Care to test your assumption of the modem man’s superiority? | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
1871 | This is the E Train. You're gonna want to change to the F at Queens Plaza and take that to Rockefeller Center. I used to make the same mistake all the time. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1872 | So you think the pen is mightier than the club? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1873 | It just sorta progressed from casual Friday. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1874 | I’m a campaign strategist for the guy you hate, but voted for. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1875 | No, I’m a judge. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1876 | Don't worry, Donald. I'm one of your ancestors and we have almost all the same traits. | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
1877 | The classified documents are in the club. | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
1878 | I'm thinking of cutting back on the Paleo Diet. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
1879 | Thog hate riding subways. Too many weirdos. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
1880 | In my times, we walked | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
1881 | My assets are all in cave paintings. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1882 | I am exercising my 2nd amendment rights | 1.2294 | 0.05316 | 109 | 91 | 11 | 7 |
1883 | Subways. Safest mode of transportation. No one ever bothers me | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1884 | I yearn for a simpler time. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1885 | Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm going clubbing. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1886 | Thanks to you,my ex-wife got the cave. | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
1887 | Thanks. It’s Balenciaga. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1888 | So, I can take only one thing back to my era - a cure for baldness or the wheel. What’s it gonna be, what’s it gonna be… | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1889 | I’m not man spreading. I’m a Neanderthal. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1890 | Manspreading was a much bigger problem in my day. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1891 | What a coincidence! My favorite group is the Stones, too. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1892 | I just got really into paleo. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1893 | I never take a work problem home, unless it’s chasing me. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
1894 | I'll trade my club for whatever's in that box. | 1.2290 | 0.03991 | 131 | 103 | 26 | 2 |
1895 | I tried the 9 to 5 thing. I find the actual jungle is easier than the concrete one. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1896 | This is my first day back after working from home | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1897 | Do you have the times? | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1898 | How soon back to Paleolithic? | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1899 | What? It’s casual Friday. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1900 | Does this train stop at Mastodon Heights? | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1901 | So you just bore your enemies to death? | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
1902 | I thought this was casual Friday. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1903 | I've been looking for you | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1904 | Do you think I would qualify for a cave improvement loan? | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1905 | How’d you wind up in gathering? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1906 | Do you work at Geico too? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1907 | There's no way you're older than me. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1908 | And "money" is what again exactly? | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1909 | I remember when a cave was just a cave. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1910 | Going clubbing? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1911 | So I wouldn't give up my seat to a pregnant woman and she calls me a Neanderthal. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1912 | I’d have never met my wife if it weren’t for this tool right here. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1913 | When I called they said to dress casual. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1914 | It's not easy being Rob Reiner. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1915 | I just had a wolf on Wall Street for breakfast this morning. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1916 | I was you, once | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1917 | Same planet, different tools. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1918 | I was told I might have to fight for a seat, so.... | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1919 | When I was your age, we could draw on the walls. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1920 | Yes,I am on the Paleo Diet. Why do you ask? | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1921 | I wanted to go full paleo. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1922 | No, I'm not from here. How did you guess? | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1923 | Yep, it sure is a jungle out there. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1924 | it’s the original casual friday look. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
1925 | They can phase me out, but not my MetroCard. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1926 | I just escaped the Natural History Museum... what's your excuse for having hideous hair? | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
1927 | Me got hot date. You? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1928 | well, yabadabadoo, to you sir. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1929 | We basically have the same goals..... | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1930 | And what would I do with that bridge?” | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1931 | Sure, it's a hole in the wall, but it's still technically a brownstone. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1932 | Mondays, right? | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
1933 | Do a cave painting - it lasts longer. | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
1934 | Remember when they used to let us be real men? | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1935 | I used to be just like you, working the 9 to 5 grind. Now look at me! | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1936 | Can I interest you in a time share ? | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1937 | I saw on Truth Social that the real Flintstones era has begun and all of us should come downtown, armed and ready to defend our God-given rights to not wear shoes. Or underwear, for that matter! | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1938 | Well just my luck you are patent attorney. It's called a “club” | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
1939 | Paleo is so much more than a diet. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1940 | So does this make you a hunter or a gatherer? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1941 | Some day my son, this will all be yours. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1942 | You think your dress code is tough. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1943 | I only had to run from the dinosaurs. You have the AG for the SDNY, the AG for Georgia, the Jan 6th committee AND the Justice Dept. breathing down your neck. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1944 | I've decided to get back to basics. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1945 | Has anyone ever tried drawing on these walls? | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
1946 | I'm afraid this is the BCE line, sir. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1947 | For me Keto wasn't so much a diet as a lifestyle. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1948 | Well, so that's my story. What's yours? | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
1949 | Your moving caves are cool. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1950 | And you guys think my CAVE is primitive? | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 75 | 22 | 0 |
1951 | ... just 2 more years to retirement, they said. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1952 | I plan to make a killing in the bear market. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1953 | You call that progress? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1954 | Telecommuting was never really an option. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1955 | Our fight club has a strict concussion protocol. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1956 | And I asked myself, as a priest, do I ever get to really "retire"? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1957 | I thought you'd have evolved out of the caves by now | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1958 | What exactly is this thing supposed to do? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1959 | You know, this is really starting to feel like home. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1960 | I came to the city to better understand coastal elites. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1961 | I use talcum powder when it starts to bunch up | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1962 | Is Far Rockaway as idyllic as it sounds? | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1963 | Do you think it's deductible? | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
1964 | Some say I've been working from home for too long. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1965 | And if you don't win, I'm ready. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1966 | You know what your little box needs? Wheels. I just invented them! | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1967 | I'll be asking for a raise today | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
1968 | Wall Street? Isn't that a bit barbaric? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1969 | Heading for the Metropolitan Museum. Any suggestions? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
1970 | The first thing I want to see is this Bull Market. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1971 | At least I'm still evolving. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1972 | I supervised the last safety inspection. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1973 | This club has all the features that I need. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1974 | You're in finance? What's the exchange rate on rocks these days? | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1975 | Yes, it is astonishing — I only started my Paleo diet last week. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1976 | I decided to go "all-in" for the Paleo Diet & lifestyle. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1977 | First time in New York? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
1978 | Is this back to the Stone Age or back to the future? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1979 | I hope you're not in a hurry. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1980 | Why do they scrub off the paintings? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1981 | I find your tools fascinating and totally ineffective. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
1982 | I know. I should be wearing shoes. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
1983 | I’m still working on reinventing the commute. | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
1984 | It’s more than just a paleo diet, it’s a lifestyle! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1985 | The hardest part of the return to the office transition is lugging my equipment back and forth. | 1.2256 | 0.04605 | 133 | 110 | 16 | 7 |
1986 | I enjoy clubbing on the weekends". | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1987 | I could have joined the sapiens crowd a long time ago, but I had to stay true to my roots. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1988 | For me to defend you in court, you’re gonna need to drop the weapon. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
1989 | If it makes you feel any better, you'd probably still be president where I come from. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1990 | I envy you, I haven't been clubbing in years... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1991 | These train delays really set me back. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1992 | It's the Neo-Paleo diet. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1993 | I used to be a gatherer, too. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1994 | This place is savage. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1995 | No I’m heading to Lascaux the caverna not taverna | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1996 | Just getting a jump on life before more Supreme Court decisions | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1997 | Yabba-dabba-do Times Square | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1998 | My ideas may be primitive, but at least I dress the part. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
1999 | It's not just a diet, it's a total lufestyle | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2000 | Your office doesn’t do “casual Fridays”? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2001 | Huh! And here I thought all MBAs were the same. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
2002 | I have a mammoth commute. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2003 | Tuesdays and Thursdays I work from home too | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2004 | I have to get off at Times Square to hunt a woolly mammoth. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2005 | Yup, found it at the vintage store for half off. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2006 | "So, it's a startup..." | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2007 | Conversely, a club belongs to me. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2008 | So I told him, I told him, my mace at home is way bigger, way bigger, huge in fact. But I can’t bring it with me cause it is so big. But not because I can’t carry it, because I’m very strong, the strongest man alive, so strong. It’s because it doesn’t fit in the train it’s so big… | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2009 | I'm a Homo sapien, not a homosexual, buddy. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2010 | I only go as far as Hunter College. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2011 | “The right club can really help you to succeed.” | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2012 | When we get to the IRS office, you do the talking and I’ll do the clubbing in the head.” | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2013 | Have some time to spare? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2014 | So cave traveling is still a thing I guess | 1.2245 | 0.04236 | 98 | 76 | 22 | 0 |
2015 | It's part of a whole immersive dietary plan where you only eat what you kill. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2016 | That's right! I'm on a paleo diet. How did you know? | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2017 | What pandemic? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2018 | On Amazon, actually. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2019 | Hi. I'm going for a job interview. How about you? | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2020 | So you just got fired. Did you see the writings on the wall? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2021 | It smells the same. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2022 | I think I know what you’re thinking …. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2023 | Judge all you want, but deep down, you know I am happier than you will ever be. | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
2024 | I miss working from home. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2025 | Do you have a moment to talk about big shiny thing in the sky? | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2026 | I'm going clubbin', what about you? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2027 | What? This is the BC train. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
2028 | I don't think it smells bad at all. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2029 | Came to save the congress... | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2030 | I used to be an actor. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2031 | Don't worry, I have an open carry permit to go along with my free-speech-barefeet. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2032 | I think if you'd switch to a Paleo diet, you wouldn't look so constipated. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2033 | Yes, three divorces, how did you know? | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2034 | In a cave. You? | 1.2235 | 0.04546 | 85 | 66 | 19 | 0 |
2035 | Apparently it is easy enough for me to do | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2036 | Then I guess we’ll have to politely disagree on the difference between subway graffiti and cave art. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2037 | The code word is 'Mary Lago'. I'm your security man. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2038 | It's casual Friday. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2039 | So it's your first day in the city? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2040 | If they want me back in the office, this is what they get! | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2041 | This train goes in circles with stops every forty thousand years. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2042 | My work’s got better benefits. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2043 | Prosecutor at Hunter Gather. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2044 | So you were saying your wife is a vegetarian? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2045 | Walk softly but carry a big stick. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2046 | So, what kind of work are you in? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2047 | Is it too late to liquidate my Bitcoin? It takes more to run Twitter than I'd anticipated. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2048 | I'm afraid my boss is about to realize why I wanted to continue working from home." | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2049 | I finally caved and went paleo. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2050 | I find corporate work to be stifling. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2051 | Been a while since I've had to go into the office. | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
2052 | At this speed, how can anyone contemplate this cave's paintings? | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2053 | It’s rough gig being a head hunter. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2054 | It’s casual Friday dude | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2055 | Back in 2025, when everyone dressed like you, they thought they could do whatever they wanted and survive. Fortunately, we were able to start all over again. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2056 | PrePandemic Era Man: Back to the cave, eh? | 1.2231 | 0.04908 | 121 | 101 | 13 | 7 |
2057 | What do you do for work?" "I'm a real estate broker." "Me too. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2058 | I am a head-hunter for New York’s largest law firm. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2059 | I was in hunting and foraging for awhile. | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
2060 | So, I’ve got one big terabyte, here. What you packin’? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2061 | Me like mammoth. What you like? | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2062 | Yes, this is my beard-trimming tool. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
2063 | Interesting cave and the wheels are very fine, don't you think? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2064 | Hey pal, can you spare a flint? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2065 | Your mother told me to take you clubbing. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2066 | You do you. But, I find my lawyering is more effective when I dress this way. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2067 | I was sure they said, Boar room meeting. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
2068 | My boss is a real Neanderthal. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2069 | I got a lot more done working remote but I really missed the culture. | 1.2222 | 0.05021 | 117 | 98 | 12 | 7 |
2070 | I'm looking for an old guy with long hair and a young kid driving a silver DeLorean. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2071 | BC Capital, Nice to meet you. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2072 | I bet you remember when you used to run things. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2073 | You complete me. | 1.2222 | 0.05663 | 99 | 84 | 8 | 7 |
2074 | Then Ken told Fitzroy that cornering the mastodon was his idea. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2075 | I can't decide if leaving the caves or coming down from the trees in the first place was our first mistake! | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
2076 | The description said they wanted someone with a lot of experience. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2077 | You don’t feel overdressed? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2078 | I used to have your job, a while back. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2079 | My company refused to pay the ransom. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2080 | How many stops to rockfellow center? " | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2081 | She doesn’t understand me. | 1.2222 | 0.04631 | 126 | 104 | 16 | 6 |
2082 | I wish they had chosen a different day to fire me. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2083 | I’m planning to retire as soon as I get my mortgage paid off | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2084 | I get stared at on the bus. | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
2085 | You think this, is progress? | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2086 | It was a slippery slope after adopting the Paleo diet. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2087 | Have you ever thought of investing in Twitter? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2088 | Yeah, my wheel's in the shop. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2089 | call me a modern primitve | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2090 | I believe in dressing for the job I want. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2091 | Is it my beard that keeps people away? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2092 | They changed the dress code back? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2093 | I'm at the top of my salary range. How about you? | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2094 | Is it just me or does there seem to be more traffic in the caves these days? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2095 | I want to say, we are not so different, you and I, but that would be a lie. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2096 | This is the Baseline | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2097 | You know something? We've really got a lot in common. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2098 | I haven't been on the subway in ages. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2099 | So you’re from New Jersey you say | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2100 | No, you may not call me Thag. My name is Jeff. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2101 | I’m a registered dietitian | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2102 | I would say my love language is physical touch. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2103 | Yes, I am a Trump supporter. How did you know? | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2104 | I'm on my way to the Republican Convention where I was asked to speak as a representative of the new, progressive generation of young Republicans coming up through the political ranks. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2105 | me hate work too. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2106 | I feel I've been waiting forever for this train | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2107 | I told my boss I was more productive by not following a corporate dress code. | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
2108 | Morning | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2109 | I tried going back to the good days. | 1.2205 | 0.04017 | 127 | 101 | 24 | 2 |
2110 | That tie and briefcase thing is so eighties. | 1.2205 | 0.04317 | 127 | 103 | 20 | 4 |
2111 | Ask me about “freedom”now: How are things much better today, than in my day? | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2112 | My wife says I’ve taken the Maria Kondo method too far. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2113 | We see women the same way. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2114 | You sorry now, you no built wall? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2115 | Oh, I'm just getting ready for when the climate collapses. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2116 | Who are you voting for? | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2117 | Do you get to work from cave at all? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2118 | Hi-ho,Hi-ho,it’s off to work we go. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2119 | After those election results? Next stop, One Million Years B.C. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2120 | I'm giving my all to this Paleo diet. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2121 | I wonder which one of us is the real Neanderthal here. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2122 | I guess you stopped shaving your legs? | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
2123 | The Geico commercial royalties are drying up, find me more work or your fired”. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2124 | me prefer white meat, you? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2125 | None of my loincloths from before the pandemic fit anymore. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2126 | If I lose, my appeal will be very brief. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2127 | I’m a hunter. What’s your line of work? You appear to a gatherer. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2128 | Will my lifestyle work against me on Wall Street? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2129 | I invented fire. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2130 | I'm off Twitter but all in on Mastodon. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2131 | You are not coming to the office Halloween party like that, are you? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2132 | 'I used to work at Meta' | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2133 | Paleo diet, you should try it. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2134 | No we don’t have cars that we power with our feet or yell Yabadabadoo. Don’t believe everything you see on tv. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2135 | Don't listen to her, man, man-spreading is a 130,000 year tradition | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2136 | I'd never have guessed it, Bamm-Bamm. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2137 | I take casual friday seriously | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2138 | Did he end your remote working too | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2139 | I hear it's a jungle out there. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2140 | Which stop is the Smithsonian? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2141 | Turns out the wheel is overrated. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2142 | Excuse me. Does this train stop at 34th and Cave? | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
2143 | My club is bigger than your thing. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2144 | Dinosaurs are NOT extinct! You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2145 | The work culture at the Natural History Museum is amazing, but the dress code is a little strict. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2146 | Before Trump I had a suit just like yours. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2147 | Fred and Wilma? Haven’t seen them since The Stone Age. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2148 | Daylight savings really messed with my internal clock this time. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2149 | Pam and I decided to start all over. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2150 | And then she said you're such a Neanderthal! | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2151 | Well I have a stick portfolio too. | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2152 | Which stop should I take to get to the Caves? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2153 | Every Daylight Savings day I tend to fall way too far back. | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2154 | You've never been out this far before, have you? | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2155 | No, Bed-Stuy. | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2156 | My last apartment was a real cave too. | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
2157 | It's Elon's idea for the next round of layoffs. | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2158 | It's Neanderthal Friday in my office. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2159 | My stop was a while back. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2160 | I heard "MAGA!" and decided you really speak my language. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2161 | No, this train doesn't stop | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2162 | I told you to wear something INCONSPICUOUS. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2163 | I'm just going back to the basics | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2164 | The announcer says this train goes to Buffalo. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2165 | How do you "dress for the job you want" when you don't want a job at all? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2166 | I had to wait 50 millennia for the train. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2167 | Don't knock it until you try it. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2168 | Clearly you didn’t evolve down here. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2169 | I may have gone overboard on the paleo diet. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2170 | My mastodon is taking a Me-day. | 1.2185 | 0.04798 | 119 | 99 | 14 | 6 |
2171 | Our office is back to casual Fridays. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2172 | Your not head hunter, I’M a head hunter. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2173 | How you hunt with briefcase? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2174 | I prefer Paleo-American. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2175 | Trying to suck up to Mr. Slate again, I see." | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2176 | I'm a headhunter for a tech company, what about you? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2177 | It's been awhile since I've been back to the office... | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2178 | I can’t believe it! You’re the first person from the future who understands my language. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2179 | I’ve lost 17lbs since I went full Paleo. | 1.2183 | 0.04135 | 142 | 116 | 21 | 5 |
2180 | I gotta tell you, man. Three days of sales meetings here with you and your type, and suddenly hunting and foraging ain’t looking so bad. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2181 | My name’s Godot, and yours? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2182 | I’m also annoyed there’s no cell reception down here. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
2183 | I develop startups. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2184 | Does the Green Line go to Stonehenge? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2185 | I win, hammer beats briefcase. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2186 | Halloween was last week sir you can take off the suit. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2187 | My mother-in-law moved into my man cave. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2188 | Don't worry. The gills of the great serpent will open soon and we can escape. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2189 | The things you could buy with $2.75 back then! | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2190 | The trains are taking ages. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2191 | So,this is how it ends,huh? | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2192 | Sooo...wanna see what we used to do BEFORE we had Lawyers? | 1.2174 | 0.05747 | 92 | 78 | 8 | 6 |
2193 | I try to innovate, but my boss says I'm just reinventing the wheel. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2194 | I specialize in corporate down-sizing. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2195 | Yes, I know Halloween was last week. This is my Election Day costume. | 1.2174 | 0.05353 | 115 | 99 | 7 | 9 |
2196 | Yeah, it was a rough day, but tonight I'm gonna have a yabadabadoo time | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2197 | Well, my band is called The Rolling Stones. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2198 | No, I never got beyond DOS. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2199 | You think you're running late? I got on before they invented the wheel. | 1.2174 | 0.05747 | 92 | 78 | 8 | 6 |
2200 | Under that suit, you’re no different than I am. We just get off at different stops. | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2201 | What's a mediator? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2202 | Are you my ghost of Christmas past? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2203 | I'm thinking of taking MASTODON public | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2204 | Yeah, I thought I was evolved, too. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2205 | Want to go clubbing after work?” | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2206 | So it all started once I created this tool? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2207 | I' was laid off a long time ago. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2208 | I'm a MAGATrumper. The dark ages are the greatest! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2209 | Anything to say about climate change? | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2210 | This all started 3 months ago when I discovered FoxNews. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2211 | Geico. How about you? | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2212 | "No, I always preferred fishing and scavenging. " | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
2213 | Working remotely just wasn’t a good fit for me. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2214 | What’s your collar size, if you don’t mind my asking? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2215 | This no B train. This BC express. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2216 | What era are you getting off at? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2217 | ’It’s a good time to be in the bear market if im being honest.’ | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2218 | That paleo diet does come with side affects | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
2219 | Just remember, we're both one percent Neanderthal. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2220 | It's really nice to talk to a fellow lawyer who understands what needs to be done in these perilous times. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2221 | That’s my stop, hunting meadows. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2222 | still denying climate change out there, uh? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2223 | - just two stops to my cave!! | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
2224 | Movember moment. | 1.2160 | 0.04763 | 125 | 105 | 13 | 7 |
2225 | Is this still the Green Line? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2226 | I’m cosplaying as a mindless businessman. How ‘bout you? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2227 | I was recently hired as a salesman at the local rock quarry. I just hope I understood the memo about casual Friday. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2228 | You haven't been in my shoes. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2229 | I teach history at NYU. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2230 | My wife has leprosy so we’ve been socially distancing in our cave. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2231 | Does this train stop at Bedrock? | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2232 | With the collapse of civilization as we know it, I'm dressing for success. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2233 | Some cave you’ve got here! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2234 | I used to be just like you. Then I learned about a thing called.. never mind. you're not ready. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2235 | I wish you'd quit staring at my thing. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2236 | Yeah, before I dropped out most of my days were like that too. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2237 | It isn’t so bad when you wear a coat. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2238 | Pebbles has the car now, and frankly, my feet are down in history. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2239 | Did you forget it's casual Friday? | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2240 | We are like two ships passing gas in the night. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2241 | And here I thought I was out of place when they drew me with the dinosaurs! | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2242 | Would you show me how to dress, and teach me that lawyer thingy?” | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
2243 | Look, we each have our own daily work tools! No worries! | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
2244 | Cool cosplay. CFO or CPA? | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
2245 | I used to work in finance. Too many Neanderthals in my opinion. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
2246 | Joining us for the uptown annual bash? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2247 | I think it would be weird if I *weren't* manspreading. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2248 | We had subway cars made out of stone, but they just sat there. We hadn't invented the wheel yet. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2249 | Whose turn is it to cook dinner when we get home? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2250 | I got cancelled" | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2251 | I know you feel uncertain about this but back in my day we had a much more effective way to deal with this so called 'human' resource department" | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2252 | There’s Keto. Then there’s hard Keto. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2253 | I’m just putting out fires all day | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2254 | It’s not where you start, but where you end up. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2255 | What is club insurance? | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
2256 | So,you think you can make Caves Great Again? | 1.2149 | 0.04424 | 121 | 99 | 18 | 4 |
2257 | I heard the Raptors are in town. | 1.2149 | 0.04424 | 121 | 99 | 18 | 4 |
2258 | Back when I was young, we had to walk between stations, even in the snow! | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2259 | Is it just me--or are the commutes getting longer? | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2260 | Just a quick question - do you think stocks or bonds are a better bet in this economy? | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2261 | I could never go back to five days a week in the office now. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2262 | It was my Halloween costume and so many women loved it that I decided to stay with the look" | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2263 | I've been working from my man cave but Elon says we have to come back to the office. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2264 | Why race rat when can eat? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2265 | I don't claim to be an expert, however; I think paper beats rock. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2266 | Every age has its own tools. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2267 | Would you per chance know how the Dow is doing? I left my mobile device in my other tiger skin." | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2268 | We kinda thought you’d have flying cars by now. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2269 | James Alderson, Executive Vice President at Whole Foods for Palio. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2270 | At least your boss doesn’t literally chew your head off | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2271 | Yeah, but that was a long time ago. | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2272 | Still no neck, huh? | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2273 | This train has ben delayed for ages. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2274 | I've felt really out of touch since covid | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2275 | I love you too, but the beard stays. | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2276 | I can work from home, but the office has better natural light. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2277 | I run adz. | 1.2136 | 0.04058 | 103 | 81 | 22 | 0 |
2278 | The subways have changed a lot. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2279 | This train aint bound for glory. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2280 | My wife’s daily grind involves actual grinding. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2281 | I work from my man cave. No office for me! | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2282 | Me Targ. Me your new congressman. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2283 | I voted plenty of times and no one stopped me. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2284 | Best thing I ever did. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2285 | Longest commute ever.” | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2286 | I may be a barbarian, but I'm definitely not a MAGA! | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2287 | Sorry I reacted that way. I thought you said you got fire today. | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2288 | Don’t you know, this is the latest downgrade? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2289 | Me too like MAGA. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2290 | This train goes everywhere | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2291 | Well, I thought when we are all acting like cavemen, why not dress like one too? | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2292 | Trump said ‘the Homo sapiens love me.’ What do you suppose he meant by that? | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2293 | Why are you dressed up in that ridiculous costume?…… Are you going to an office party? | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
2294 | Never seen a Neanderthal before? | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2295 | I prefer the direct approach. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2296 | Going clubbing, you? | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2297 | So, would you like some advice? | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2298 | I told them I’d never sell so they just built this thing around me… | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2299 | Barney, what's with the suit? You look ridiculous. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2300 | I prefer working remotely, but the computer in my cave is prehistoric. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2301 | Me want go to MAGA meet place. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2302 | Yea, it's a big club, but we still aren't in it. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2303 | This is the BCE, right? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2304 | I just want to know, are Bitcoins a safe investment? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2305 | Had to come back to the office. Wi-Fi was awful in the cave. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2306 | I discovered fire. What did you do? | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2307 | Today is bring your self to work day | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2308 | On the plus side, I don't have to wear a tie to work. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2309 | I paint caves. You? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2310 | Just getting ready for the election results. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2311 | Why yes! This is the new iClub. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2312 | She learn roast mastadon,Og apply job as day trader. Deal is deal. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2313 | They call me Meathead. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2314 | We appear to have a lot in common. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2315 | My agent got me a gig in a panorama at the Museum of Natural History. | 1.2124 | 0.04064 | 113 | 90 | 22 | 1 |
2316 | Please -- can you explain -- "Mariachi"? | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2317 | My boss wants me out of the cave and in the office at least three days a week." Jeff DiCello, Santa Rosa, C | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2318 | Caveman? No, I’m from the Bronx. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2319 | Well it all started with Crimea | 1.2124 | 0.04941 | 113 | 95 | 12 | 6 |
2320 | Animals, enemies, calamities... and how will insurance help me? | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2321 | I’m exploring my roots. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2322 | I wanted to drive but had no wheels. | 1.2121 | 0.04130 | 99 | 78 | 21 | 0 |
2323 | … and in law school they taught me that words will never hurt you. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2324 | Working from home isn't nearly as productive when you're a hunter-gatherer. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2325 | I'm looking for the B.C.E. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2326 | Why pretend? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2327 | You got man cave? | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
2328 | It’s casual Friday at my law firm! | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
2329 | i wonder which one of us is going to beat the other to death | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2330 | Does this train stop at Pangea? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2331 | Same ABCs in selling caves,"Always be closing." | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2332 | Have you seen my paintings in the subway tunnel? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2333 | Nowadays, we prefer to be called 'spelunkers'. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2334 | Now they want me to hunt AND gather. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2335 | Corporate law. VERY traditional firm ... | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2336 | Don't worry, you'll kill it! | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2337 | I used to be white collar. Now I'm a no collar guy. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2338 | We're going clubbing after work. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2339 | i just don’t think corporate life is ‘natural’ | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2340 | You think me work offsite too long? | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2341 | It's my post-midterms vibe... | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2342 | So lawyer is both hunter and gatherer? | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2343 | Every day it's the same thing. You know...hunt, gather, hunt, gather... | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2344 | I’m just back from the Stone Age. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2345 | I got rid of my tablet. The 3-D printer is all the rage. | 1.2111 | 0.05805 | 90 | 77 | 7 | 6 |
2346 | Hmmm….I can’t tell if you’re a woman or a man. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2347 | ...and I had FINALLY got used to Working From Cave | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2348 | They're digging the new subway line and came right through my home. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2349 | I don’t know, maybe I’m just old fashioned… | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2350 | It’s so expensive to make fire these days.” | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2351 | I knew it wasn’t going to work out the second she told me she’s vegan. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2352 | I couldn’t stand work from home either… | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2353 | 'I am not Trump, he said. I am not Neanderthal, he replied.' - socializing after covid | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2354 | I know, it’s hard to believe that we came from the same parents. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
2355 | Feels like we’ve been on this train for eons. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2356 | I’m a hunter, are you a skinner? | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
2357 | Which stop is the Museum of Natural History? I was due there 10,000 years ago. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2358 | Remind me how you get by by sitting in one place all day? | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2359 | Survival of the fittest, eh? | 1.2105 | 0.04205 | 95 | 75 | 20 | 0 |
2360 | Please don’t talk down to me as if I’m a Neanderthal | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2361 | You bring your lunch, I kill mine. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2362 | You have no idea what’s just around the corner. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2363 | So, I said: "Yeah sure, Grog. A time machine." | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2364 | Trump. How about you? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2365 | First, I stopped shaving... | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2366 | Uh, I believe one of us missed out stop a long time ago.. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2367 | We each carry our own most effective weapons | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2368 | But what do you do when it's time to eat? | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2369 | If I had a 401k I would have retired by now | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2370 | I'm really excited about all we have in common! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2371 | I'm in transition. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2372 | At least there’s no state income tax. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2373 | I’m not excited for evolution. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2374 | In the next economy, rock beats paper. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2375 | I heard about your HR. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
2376 | 'Work from cave' get old. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2377 | Are you hiring? | 1.2100 | 0.04094 | 100 | 79 | 21 | 0 |
2378 | I am properly attired for my paleo workout. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2379 | You're tellin' me that all I hold on my lap -- and then some -- is contained inside that little box on your lap! | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2380 | My car is in the shop, stone wheels that size are on back order. Do you know which stop is closest to Slate Rock and Gravel Company? | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2381 | Which stop do I take for the Museum of Natural History? | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2382 | It's Dave, man. What did you think I said? | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2383 | I'm on a quest for Fire Island. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2384 | I just haven't evolved living in the Bronx. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2385 | That Rhaenyra Targaryen is a real firecracker. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2386 | I take it you're not from Staten Island. | 1.2100 | 0.05374 | 100 | 85 | 9 | 6 |
2387 | You ever seen 'Strangers on a Train?' | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2388 | Really?? | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2389 | My therapist is encouraging me to take more risks, so I’m gonna give this whole “casual Friday” thing a chance. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2390 | Things have really gone backwards, don’t you think? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2391 | After that, can we go see "Hamilton"? | 1.2099 | 0.04553 | 81 | 64 | 17 | 0 |
2392 | Job qualifications? My liberal arts degree speaks for itself. | 1.2099 | 0.06013 | 81 | 69 | 7 | 5 |
2393 | The More Things Change The More They stay The Same. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2394 | This is going to Bedrock-Stuy, right? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2395 | How do I get out of the belly of this beast? | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2396 | Why does everybody guess I'm from Williamsburg? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2397 | Yeah, I'm in town looking for a good lawyer. I invented fire. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2398 | What did you change during lockdown? | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2399 | Yeah I heard you guys have a "Bear Market" | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2400 | I 'm glad I got my law degree, but I went straight into politics. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2401 | You buried her in your own golf course? I just moved to a new cave. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2402 | Can I interest you in any insurance? | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2403 | How do you get your hair to grow on top of your head? | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2404 | Excuse me, do you know the century? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2405 | You know you're a big disappointment to the family, right? | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2406 | I missed my stop a while ago. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2407 | Absolutely. January 6th was child's play compared to the good old days. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2408 | She kept saying 'It's not you, it's me', but I wonder if she found me too progressive. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2409 | I say we tell the client to get back to the basics. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2410 | Does this train stop at cave? | 1.2093 | 0.04412 | 86 | 68 | 18 | 0 |
2411 | So, this is how I die. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2412 | I know I am supposed to speak softly, but could I borrow your club just in case. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2413 | The Uber driver said I smelled bad so he kicked me out" | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2414 | I missed the last stop in the paleolithic era. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2415 | Today isn't Halloween? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2416 | Excuse me, do you have the age? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2417 | Next stop is mine. Would you like to join me for a T Rex burger? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2418 | Who are you calling a dinosaur? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2419 | No, no. I'm a time traveler from the future. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2420 | Once I built a tower, now it's done........ | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2421 | Where has the time gone? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2422 | Any idea where I'd find some good rock tonight? | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2423 | No, I'm going Halloween party after work. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2424 | You take work home, too? | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2425 | Where can I get a great wooly mammoth steak around here? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2426 | I'll tell you my secret on how to get a women if you tell me yours. | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2427 | ...postponed costume party. Believe me or you can come along as a WASP | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2428 | Why are you staring at me? | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2429 | I hope there’s free hats at the MAGA rally this time | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2430 | They only call me in when society needs a reset. Some businessman tried to run the country, and now I have to miss my kid’s slateboard competition | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2431 | Do you know where the next stop to the museum is? I need to find my old pals. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2432 | You try working virtually from a cave for two years!! | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2433 | Yeah, I'm really into this Paleo Diet thing. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2434 | Stick to your day job kid, it's tough in the real world | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2435 | I hear hunting and gathering is really good on 42nd Street. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2436 | Is my Twitter blue check authentic enough for you? | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
2437 | Underwear...overrated. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2438 | You're a lobbyist? Me too. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2439 | A priest, a cowboy and a horse walk into a bar... | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2440 | I may have taken my paleo diet too far. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2441 | ‘I actually follow a vegan diet’ | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2442 | I’m an election denier. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2443 | Well, when you said it was a corporate raid, I thought this would be appropriate. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2444 | My cousin Charlie is on the MTA'. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2445 | Do they still have dinosaurs at the Museum of Natural History? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2446 | It's all in the Game, though, right? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2447 | Subway tokens? I’m using my digital wallet. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2448 | Which stop is the Museum of Natural History? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2449 | So much for evolution bub! | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2450 | It’s a lot less poetic than all of that legal jargon, but it gets the job done a lot faster. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2451 | It’s paleo, but next level. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2452 | Tokens are HOW much now!? | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2453 | I just finished my performance "Defending the Cave Man" and my ex wife took all of my clothes from the dressing room. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2454 | And if you have a job opening, I'm your man. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2455 | My next stop is off the grid. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2456 | I'm too soft-spoken to get anywhere without carrying a big stick. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2457 | What do you mean, "We are going uptown.?" There is only one of you. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2458 | I never take Uber. I'm really a transit guy. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2459 | There are just as many mouth-breathers that look like you, Buddy. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2460 | Have we come far? | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2461 | Our smaller tribes made politics less complicated. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2462 | I seem to have been on this train for ages. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2463 | I think you already know the answer to that question: same thing Scottish guys wear under their kilts. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2464 | It's the same for both of us. You eat what you kill. | 1.2073 | 0.04504 | 82 | 65 | 17 | 0 |
2465 | Me? I’m a stock analyst. Beef mostly. | 1.2073 | 0.05945 | 82 | 70 | 7 | 5 |
2466 | I’m the ghost of Christmas future. Invest in solar. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2467 | I know what you're thinking: 'paleo diet virtue signaller' | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2468 | You are working to build a man cave, I live in one already | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2469 | So you're saying I can refinance my cave? | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2470 | Do you have a Rollaids? | 1.2069 | 0.05926 | 87 | 75 | 6 | 6 |
2471 | Hey man, you should see MY man-cave. So cool! | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2472 | What do you think, am I taking this Casual Friday thing too far? | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2473 | So, how long you been ridin' | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2474 | I've had enough of the grind. How much sharper can this rock even get? | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2475 | Thanks to you, Mr Trump, I've discovered the fun of swinging my ax at the folks on Fifth Avenue" | 1.2069 | 0.05926 | 87 | 75 | 6 | 6 |
2476 | I try to take public transportation as much as possible. You know, to reduce my carbon footprint and all. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2477 | My favorite attraction since I arrived? The Bronx Zoo...for the food. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2478 | I just need a few dollars to get my stone wheel out of hock. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2479 | I’m finding the rents on caves to be outrageous, but I do like the subway system. | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2480 | The big, hairy bullshit made capitalism a living hell. | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2481 | Live in the present man” | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2482 | I just got the axe from my job so now I'm going back to basics. | 1.2066 | 0.04682 | 121 | 102 | 13 | 6 |
2483 | Why are you asking about my tiger skin? *You’re* the one who’s dressed weird. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2484 | I’d like to file a patent on both fire and the wheel. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2485 | So, let me get this straight. If it looks like you're losing the argument, I start pounding the table. Right? | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2486 | On my way to an interview for a job at the Retro Cave. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2487 | Are you a hunter or a gatherer? | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2488 | If I tell you my life story, we will be here for a long time | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2489 | I used to work for Arthur Andersen. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2490 | How barbaric... you don't work from home? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2491 | I’ve always been a conservative. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2492 | I was ready for a Red Wave that never happened. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2493 | We all have our ideas about casual Friday | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2494 | If I knew the L was going to be this slow I would've taken the Stegosaurus. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2495 | Know any good caves around here? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2496 | How’s yours on the kill? | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2497 | Oh, you’re a corporate headhunter? I’m actually CEO of a tech startup. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2498 | Sorry man, when I invented the wheel I didn't mean to put all of this in motion. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2499 | Of course I still use Twitter! | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2500 | I'll trade you my club for your portfolio... I insist. | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
2501 | They sent me instead of social workers. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2502 | What’s up with this eminent domain stuff, this was my home? | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2503 | There's not much of a gap between you and me - we both carry our weapons in our laps. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2504 | Declare your loyalty to me now or I’ll see you in Hell. | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
2505 | …I’m in marketing but my wife is at the Natural History Museum… | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2506 | I too occupied Wall Street, but now I occupy a tent in Brooklyn. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2507 | What ever you do, avoid the philly cheesesteak from the cart at 47th and Lex.... | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2508 | Do you have any Grey's Poupon? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2509 | My hammer is just a little more obvious. | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
2510 | I prefer arm's length relationships. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2511 | Back in the day, it only took one transfer to get dinner. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2512 | Well, it's a cubicle so it's similar to a cave. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2513 | Have you got change for a large clamshell? | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2514 | You call this evolution? | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2515 | Okay we can’t have a conversation if all you are going to do is grunt. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2516 | Working from home must be nice, but it's not an option for me either. | 1.2051 | 0.06150 | 78 | 67 | 6 | 5 |
2517 | What's in the suitcase? | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
2518 | Spending tonight in my man cave. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2519 | I see you haven't heard. | 1.2051 | 0.06415 | 78 | 68 | 4 | 6 |
2520 | I thought you said to look poor and strange for my deposition. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2521 | I just moved to New York.Where is the hottest area for clubbing" | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2522 | I take casual Friday very serious | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2523 | I just got back from Burning Man. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2524 | Is Fire Island real? | 1.2049 | 0.04346 | 122 | 101 | 17 | 4 |
2525 | They tried to retrain me, but I just don't have the knack for writing code. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2526 | Me? Just been out clubbing. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2527 | Corporate downsizing. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2528 | Are you still waiting for Godot? | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2529 | I was tired of conforming and now I feel comfortable in my own skins. | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
2530 | A year ago I was Putin’s public relations advisor. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2531 | And my mother said I had this beard at birth. That REALLY hurt. So, I shaved my head. How’s that for acting out… | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2532 | Think Fred Flintstone, the Musical. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2533 | The delays have been unbearable. | 1.2045 | 0.03838 | 132 | 107 | 23 | 2 |
2534 | Yes, actually, I did crawl out from under a rock. Why do you ask? | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2535 | So after the work-at-home policy they decided to really relax the dress code. The hammer's just for looks. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2536 | Where did you get your outfit? | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2537 | So that’s how Gene Simmons and I know each other. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2538 | Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2539 | It felt like I'd been asleep for ten thousand years. Then I woke up and this shiny thing came roaring through my cave. It stopped and opened its side. So I stepped in, and here we are. How about you? | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2540 | Who do you think you’re fooling with that suit and tie? | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2541 | What do you mean 'Halloween was yesterday?' | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2542 | Sure, you took life in your hands everyday, but I sure do miss the old New York. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2543 | I'm the new head of content moderation at Twitter -- and you? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2544 | I came here to find a cure for baldness. It turns out time travel is pretty easy. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2545 | Seems like ages ago since I’ve been to the office. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2546 | So there are some side effects to the Paleo Diet. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2547 | My daughter calls me a caveman, but I don't know what she means. We live in a brownstone. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2548 | Another day, another rock. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2549 | It's my Covid uniform: most people stay 6' away. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2550 | ‘Patricia and I are trying to spice up our marriage’ | 1.2043 | 0.04204 | 93 | 74 | 19 | 0 |
2551 | Her profile said that she’s a gatherer so I’m hoping opposites attract. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2552 | November 9, 2022 | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2553 | I've been admiring your fire starter kit. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2554 | So they finally left the wheel alone and decided to reinvent the train. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2555 | Bludgeon, Crackem & Stonem. We defend against Paleo diet claims. You? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2556 | This is taking ages, but I think I can get back in time. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2557 | Why do we always have to have something to hold on to? | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2558 | Your way takes too long. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2559 | The corporate world is getting more savage by the day. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2560 | I’ll trade ya. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2561 | It started simply enough, with the Paleo diet… | 1.2039 | 0.05228 | 103 | 88 | 9 | 6 |
2562 | I’m going as a caveman. What are you, a lawyer? Now that’s going too far. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2563 | You do WHAT to your pubic hair?! | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2564 | Of course the rents are murder, but it’s better than commuting everyday from the Paleolithic | 1.2039 | 0.03989 | 103 | 82 | 21 | 0 |
2565 | I'm giving a lecture at the Natural History Museum. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2566 | Where I'm from, 'manspreading' is a style of human sacrifice. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2567 | Is this taking forever, or is it just me? | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2568 | Gotta big meeting later, can I borrow your tie? | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2569 | I’m trying to convince them to let me go back to working remotely. | 1.2037 | 0.04880 | 108 | 91 | 12 | 5 |
2570 | You'll see our mission statement on the walls at the next stop. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2571 | You do realize thaet everything old is new again? | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2572 | If I knew the wheel would lead to watching a person urinate on the subway, I never would have invented it. | 1.2035 | 0.04894 | 113 | 96 | 11 | 6 |
2573 | According to recent DNA testing I may have a cousin in the next block. | 1.2033 | 0.04156 | 123 | 101 | 19 | 3 |
2574 | Well, I got my DNA test results and it kind of went backward from there. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2575 | Going to the party dressed as a lawyer is not a costume. You are a lawyer. I'm not really a cave man. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2576 | It's a living. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2577 | Yabba dabba do you wanna smell something weird? | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2578 | can we still play if scissors doesn't show up? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2579 | You can pretend all you want, but you haven't really evolved much. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2580 | I see the subway hasn't changed much. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2581 | …and that’s the moment that I knew I couldn’t do Wall Street anymore and I’ve never looked back. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2582 | Which of us is actually more evolved? | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2583 | I'm sure what's in your briefcase can cause more damage than my club.... | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
2584 | Bro, wanna barter? | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2585 | Looks like my pale looking descendant needs a proper club for healthy eating. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2586 | My field is primitive art. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2587 | I was running late this morning | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2588 | I Think I Love You. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2589 | can you guess where im keeping my metro card? | 1.2024 | 0.04410 | 84 | 67 | 17 | 0 |
2590 | I've got an axe to grind | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2591 | I ran a couple of hedge funds, but my real passion is motivational speaking. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2592 | Me want to take America back to simpler time. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2593 | I’d take the N or Q train, but our alphabet hasn’t advanced that far. | 1.2022 | 0.04282 | 89 | 71 | 18 | 0 |
2594 | Hello, my name is “your subconscious”. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2595 | I’m trying to cut down on fossil fuel. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2596 | Next stop is Willoughby. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2597 | May I ask what cologne you’re wearing? | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2598 | You might like going commando on casual Fridays. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2599 | My mistake! Given recent politics I thought we were in favour of this time period. | 1.2022 | 0.05577 | 89 | 76 | 8 | 5 |
2600 | How many people are you going to give the axe to today? | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2601 | I'd rather work from home, but the WiFi in my cave is unreliable. | 1.2022 | 0.04282 | 89 | 71 | 18 | 0 |
2602 | It all started with collecting vinyl. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2603 | I've been making this ride for 3500 years. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2604 | Stop looking at me like I'm a piece of dinosaur meat, Caveman. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2605 | I usually don't ride the subway, but lately, I've gotten some bad ratings on Uber. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2606 | You're right, Twitter is so over. I've always felt more comfortable on Mastodon. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2607 | I don’t mean to bother you, but can you tell me which stop will get me to the Guggenheim? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2608 | Yes, it is my first time in New York | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2609 | No difference, really. We're both just going to work in the financial district. You slay 'em, I slay 'em. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2610 | I wondered how it might be in the future. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2611 | Mind if I hold your briefcase? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2612 | I discovered fire so my family could cook and stay warm,but what does a collateralized loan obligation do? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2613 | How many mammoths did you kill today with that briefcase? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2614 | Is this the fastest way to a place called Stony Brook? | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2615 | I gave up on law after I learned bludgeoning. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2616 | It's my emotional support outfit. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2617 | It's a long commute | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2618 | My commute seems to take eons these days | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2619 | Clout is in the eyes of the holder! | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2620 | Never cave in! | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2621 | Of course,we agree Animal Spirits should be incentivized. | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2622 | You are being archaic" | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2623 | My company is going back to the basics of business. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2624 | Apparently, I took "concrete jungle" a bit too seriously. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2625 | I love to pound the pavement when I visit New York. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2626 | I’m telling you, you gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2627 | Gru druk blorf fredj arggg? | 1.2019 | 0.05182 | 104 | 89 | 9 | 6 |
2628 | I'll trade you my tool of domination for yours. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2629 | It’s an enhanced version of a big stick, It’s why I speak softly. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2630 | So you're saying clothes don't make the man. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2631 | What a tool. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2632 | It's dinosaur-eat-dinosaur out there. | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2633 | Do you think you’re dressed to combat the today’s subways ? | 1.2018 | 0.04692 | 114 | 96 | 13 | 5 |
2634 | I went clubbin'. | 1.2018 | 0.04855 | 114 | 97 | 11 | 6 |
2635 | Same uniform, different eras. | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2636 | I’m just getting a head start on the inevitable. | 1.2016 | 0.04432 | 124 | 104 | 15 | 5 |
2637 | Wanna hunt for a new briefcase? | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2638 | Hunter, your mother and I are worried about you. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2639 | It's probably an evolution thing. Head turning isn't needed to look at a screen. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2640 | Way, way back to the future. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2641 | Do you know if this car stops in the Pleistocene? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2642 | Back in my day, real men… | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2643 | It's my first day back at the office after Covid. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2644 | I heard that we can alter a meteor's path now. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2645 | Do you shave your legs? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2646 | My boss thinks I’m such a Neanderthal! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2647 | At Twitter, we'd eat you for lunch. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2648 | Another day, another haunch of meat, amiright? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2649 | Hair move up? | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2650 | Sebastian Cabot ? Funny , I get that all the time . | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2651 | The paleo diet. Why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2652 | My downsizing got a little out of hand. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
2653 | Are you looking for new clients? | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2654 | I like the futures market, myself. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
2655 | Excuse me, but are you the inventor of the hamster wheel? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2656 | So...are we just going to ignore the tied-up neck thing? | 1.2000 | 0.05136 | 105 | 90 | 9 | 6 |
2657 | I let things go just a tad working from home. | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2658 | Just left the meeting DATE LINE “January 6” | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2659 | Fred, and you? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2660 | Oh common! Happy halloween. | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2661 | I just started Paleo. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2662 | Oh, so this is what we've evolved to? | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2663 | Personally, I think my club is more useful in this New York subway. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2664 | I hate it when I have to bring work home. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2665 | You people abolished manspreading? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2666 | My advice to you: club 'em if they don't take the deal. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2667 | So...want to go clubbing later? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2668 | My workday began eons ago | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2669 | There are substantial tax advantages. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2670 | I sat in some gum. It's yours if you want it. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2671 | It's a slippery slope from the paleo diet | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2672 | I’m going Paleo at the office. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2673 | Do you know if this train stops at The Capitol. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2674 | Show me yours first. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2675 | Hey buddy, is COVID over? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2676 | You know you’re outdated, don’t you? | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2677 | How long till we get to the zoo? I 'm very hungry. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2678 | Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior? | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
2679 | I hear the Museum of Natural History has a nice exhibit. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2680 | I don’t think you should be barefoot on the subway. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2681 | Yes I am Senator Elect Neander Thal and I intend to stop the steal,protect our right to arm disturbed children and will work to eliminate the rights of uppity women. Why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2682 | Fine, I’ll leave my weapon outside the courthouse. But first, explain to me what is so wrong about dragging a woman by her hair. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2683 | This paleo diet is intense. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2684 | When we get to our meeting, let me do all the grunting. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2685 | I'll cavemanspread if I want to, young man. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2686 | The D's running pretty slow again. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2687 | Welcome to the train carri-age. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2688 | Aren't you taking the caveman diet a little too far? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2689 | I don't like going into the office, but I love the free bone broth. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2690 | I tell you, man, this Paleo diet has really changed my life. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2691 | Today I’m three weeks into my paleo diet. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2692 | I'm going clubbing downtown. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2693 | I just don't think I'm ready to return to the office full-time after COVID. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2694 | It sure is a long ride to the patent office. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2695 | They promised a red wave and all we got was Florida. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2696 | Are you going to a difficult negotiation too? | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2697 | I’m a paleo dietitian in SoHo just to pay the bills, my real passion is my podcast on crypto currency. | 1.2000 | 0.05125 | 100 | 85 | 10 | 5 |
2698 | Balenciaga. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2699 | My ex got my man cave | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2700 | Manspreading?” I’ve never heard of it | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2701 | That not kill mammoth. | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2702 | Since covid I've decided to sport the natural look | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2703 | What do I do for a living? I’m a Headhunter. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2704 | I've forgotten how to interact with people in real life | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2705 | Shiny snake eat you too? | 1.1983 | 0.04617 | 116 | 98 | 13 | 5 |
2706 | Just as far as Hunter College. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
2707 | You also got axed at work? | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2708 | Sometimes with kids you just have to hammer the point home. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2709 | I’ve got a new invention I’m working on now. Thinking of calling it “the Wheel” | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2710 | I think you got on the wrong train. | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
2711 | I hunt, she gathers. How about you? | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2712 | Is it me or are you also feeling the Monday Blues? | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
2713 | I missed the earlier one. | 1.1982 | 0.04011 | 111 | 90 | 20 | 1 |
2714 | We may have some positions opening up next quarter. Are you on LinkedIn? | 1.1982 | 0.04582 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
2715 | It was just brutal out there today. | 1.1981 | 0.03890 | 106 | 85 | 21 | 0 |
2716 | Dude, crypto is where it’s at! | 1.1981 | 0.05090 | 106 | 91 | 9 | 6 |
2717 | And what are you supposed to be? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2718 | If this is how life is 20,000 years later, I'm glad I'm still stuck in the Stone Age. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2719 | I have 17% paper pusher in my DNA test | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2720 | I'm stopping at the Natural History Museum, why do you ask? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2721 | I understand. Don't worry; you just point him out, and I'll take care of him. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2722 | Say hello to my little f.riend! | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2723 | Donald, I've never known you to carry a briefcase although I'll bet you have some of documents from the archives in there. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2724 | You say tomato, I say dead rat. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2725 | Going Paleo seemed weird at first, but now I'm all-in. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2726 | I used to think I could beat the system, too .... | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2727 | I told you, Buddy, I don’t do clubs. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2728 | I was really starting to like working remotely | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2729 | We‘ve come a long way, haven‘t we? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2730 | So you're telling me no one flies around in personal spaceships? | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2731 | My psychoanalyst said I need to embrace my past. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2732 | Hoboken. You? | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2733 | Those new ads over head are quite ineffective right . . . how come we don't have necks? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2734 | Then after I finish my number, I can club the most fertile audience member. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2735 | As long as I'm on my meds I'm fine, otherwise I act like a caveman!" | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2736 | "And I just got tired of doing mergers and acquisitions> | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2737 | You never saw "Defending The Caveman"? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2738 | Yes, the Stone Age is real, and no, I cannot afford another lawyer. | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2739 | But I AM dressed for success. | 1.1978 | 0.04199 | 91 | 73 | 18 | 0 |
2740 | I hear mammoth hides are down 6 points | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2741 | They're making us go into the office one day a week now. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2742 | Dress for the Republican Party you want. | 1.1978 | 0.05463 | 91 | 78 | 8 | 5 |
2743 | We Neanderthals always go to the end-of-the-line. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2744 | The politicians, they don’t care about regular guys like us. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2745 | Well Fred, how do I look?" "Well Barney, you're looking quite dapper! | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2746 | I know being a manipulative, sociopathic, narcissistic, profit-over-people, hedge fund fraudster is terrifying, but you should have worn a costume, Dave. It’s supposed to be a “fun” party. | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2747 | Hey, so did you vote? | 1.1978 | 0.04199 | 91 | 73 | 18 | 0 |
2748 | Where are you headed? You look like you have a strict timeframe, unlike my open-toed schedule... | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2749 | Can you help me get a patent on a bright orange and yellow light that warms you? | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2750 | You must be the new guy.. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2751 | Hey, bud—you know where I could go to get stoned? | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2752 | You do you, I'll do me. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2753 | I was like you once, before my company got sued back to the stone age. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2754 | And that's why people call me old school | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2755 | Bro can you spare some bear grease, blood, and charcoal? I have a wicked urge to put something up on these walls... | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2756 | You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? So you can breathe. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2757 | You cubicleman? | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
2758 | You wouldn't believe what they're asking for a cold-water cave in the Bronx these days. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2759 | I thought this was the BCE train. | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
2760 | I'm looking for the B.C. line | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2761 | Org’s résumé good? | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2762 | It's a really cool man cave downtown. You ought to come join us. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2763 | Do you know the address for the patent office? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2764 | Which stop is the paleolithic? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 |