Contest #827


Cartoon

827

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “How do you kill your lunch with that thing?”
  2. “You won't believe how long I've been waiting for this train.”
  3. “I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-11-14T02:15:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-11-28T02:16:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-11-22T02:16:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 28, 2022
Number of captions 5949
Number of responses 807973
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I’m from the future. Vote carefully. 1.8177 0.01922 1810 800 540 470
1 I’m an evolution denier. 1.8071 0.02230 1270 547 421 302
2 You get so much more with a smile and a club, than you do with just a smile. 1.7959 0.01980 1558 667 542 349
3 You won't believe how long I had to wait for this train. 1.7947 0.01938 1690 745 547 398
4 I peg you as more of a gatherer, am I right? 1.7877 0.01516 2656 1152 916 588
5 You have no idea how long I had to wait for this train. 1.7814 0.02129 1368 606 455 307
6 Wait -- "B.C." means "business casual"? 1.7814 0.01477 3060 1429 871 760
7 I'm an anesthesiologist. 1.7803 0.01573 2740 1296 750 694
8 A headhunter? Me, too. 1.7763 0.01285 3978 1850 1168 960
9 No big plans. Meeting friends, going clubbing. 1.7753 0.01653 2252 1002 754 496
10 I'm actually the new Chief Technology Officer at Twitter. 1.7726 0.01620 2647 1289 671 687
11 Natural History Museum? No, I'm the new Senator from Ohio. 1.7667 0.01870 1946 942 516 488
12 So you take everything they’ve got but don’t get to hit them? 1.7484 0.01852 1860 886 556 418
13 I’m the patent holder of ‘the wheel.’ What do you do? 1.7472 0.01741 1978 906 666 406
14 Where do you kill your clothes? 1.7438 0.01865 1772 831 564 377
15 Seriously, I haven’t been mugged once since the wardrobe change. 1.7406 0.01743 1962 905 661 396
16 This usually gets me the whole bench for myself. 1.7314 0.01686 2007 914 718 375
17 No. I have come from the future... 1.7303 0.01880 1735 829 545 361
18 You must be a gatherer. 1.7295 0.01392 3161 1511 994 656
19 Dress for the job you want. 1.7260 0.01751 1836 837 665 334
20 I think the more important question is, why are YOU in the club car? 1.7213 0.01538 2569 1238 809 522
21 No. Actually I'm an actor. Just did a TV spot for the Republicans' progressive agenda. 1.7190 0.01732 2263 1175 549 539
22 I'm out clubbing. 1.7164 0.01534 2574 1248 808 518
23 I still say rock beats paper. 1.7149 0.01597 2413 1184 733 496
24 Those drawings on the wall at the last station? Those were mine. 1.7099 0.01525 2523 1212 831 480
25 Had I invested in the wheel, I’d really be going places.” 1.7090 0.01497 2598 1244 866 488
26 It’s okay, I have an open carry permit. 1.7052 0.01470 2693 1297 893 503
27 Paleo isn't just a diet; it's a lifestyle. 1.7032 0.01940 1516 724 518 274
28 I prefer the term “cave person”. 1.7027 0.01417 2741 1283 990 468
29 I think I turned my clocks back too far. 1.6978 0.01226 4093 2064 1202 827
30 "I was a lonely 53 year old man from Baltimore who dresses like Fred Flintstone and then COVID hit and now I'm an influencer on TikTok with over twenty million followers. 1.6958 0.02340 1121 566 330 225
31 True, paper covers rock, but rock beats lawyer. 1.6919 0.01487 2824 1450 794 580
32 So that’s when my girlfriend suggested we start eating paleo, and I guess it just sort of snowballed from there. 1.6882 0.01874 1594 772 547 275
33 I'm still adjusting to the time change. 1.6881 0.01312 3411 1699 1077 635
34 You know, I invented the man cave. 1.6623 0.01354 3536 1944 842 750
35 I live in a brownstone, too. 1.6569 0.01363 3267 1744 900 623
36 And that's when it dawned on me: Paleo was more than just a diet. 1.6563 0.01519 2470 1274 771 425
37 Fundamentally, not much has really changed. 1.6525 0.01812 1603 797 566 240
38 No one says anything when I jump over the turnstile. 1.6488 0.01846 1603 818 530 255
39 We are in a cave. You are the one dressed inappropriately. 1.6430 0.01851 1549 786 530 233
40 I found a dyslexic Genie. I actually wanted to be in a man-cave. 1.6402 0.02215 1209 654 336 219
41 Oh, dear sir, you misunderstand. I do not come to you from your past, but from your future. 1.6365 0.01629 2355 1319 573 463
42 I know what you mean. My wife complains about me carrying my work home, too. 1.6328 0.01801 1615 828 552 235
43 I'm still paying off my student loans. 1.6310 0.01816 1748 945 503 300
44 I'm applying for a job at the Museum of Natural History. 1.6296 0.01787 1674 872 550 252
45 The DNA test kit put me in the top 1% for Neanderthal. 1.6293 0.01803 1624 841 544 239
46 After that, hunting & gathering just seemed like the next, strategic career move for me. 1.6274 0.01831 1519 775 535 209
47 Do you shave all over? 1.6263 0.02819 685 362 217 106
48 At my office, we take Casual Friday to a new level. 1.6260 0.01815 1607 838 532 237
49 I find that mostly hunting and a little gathering can really help minimize risk in today's volatile market. 1.6216 0.01848 1509 782 516 211
50 I feel if you're going to do the Paleo Diet you should embrace the lifestyle. 1.6201 0.01906 1482 787 471 224
51 If there's crime on the subway, it's not on my car. 1.6104 0.02005 1273 670 429 174
52 And how should I explain the 30,000 year gap in my résumé? 1.6036 0.01770 1849 1047 488 314
53 I've hunted. I've gathered. Now I busk. 1.5986 0.01882 1734 1020 390 324
54 This is the club car. 1.5971 0.01776 1683 922 517 244
55 That seat is reserved for club owners.” 1.5937 0.01931 1654 982 362 310
56 You won't believe how long I've been waiting for this train. 1.5927 0.01880 1586 899 434 253
57 How do you kill your lunch with that thing? 1.5909 0.01936 1557 903 388 266
58 Different weapons, same struggle. 1.5906 0.01851 1617 914 451 252
59 Personally, I think hunting and gathering is easier from home, but they insist on seeing everyone once a week. 1.5865 0.01990 1434 826 375 233
60 Looks like we're both headed to the Capitol. 1.5862 0.02070 1409 837 318 254
61 You should see casual Fridays. 1.5855 0.02011 1375 785 375 215
62 So, you invented a new app? I invented fire! 1.5838 0.03767 394 226 106 62
63 Historically, this train never runs on time. 1.5832 0.02036 1365 789 356 220
64 I'm running in the Republican Primary for the Senate. 1.5810 0.02167 1334 814 265 255
65 Wait, you’re a headhunter? 1.5730 0.02168 1206 709 303 194
66 Yes, I’m paleo. 1.5720 0.02505 743 400 261 82
67 Hey, where's a good place to go clubbing? 1.5708 0.02125 1193 687 331 175
68 The city is great but the commute is barbaric. 1.5667 0.02294 1057 622 271 164
69 I'll be joining my fellow patriots at the Trump rally downtown. 1.5646 0.02409 1045 643 214 188
70 It's not just a club, it's a lifestyle. 1.5636 0.02152 1093 619 332 142
71 Yeah, it itches, but I always get a seat on the subway. 1.5627 0.03124 526 300 156 70
72 Headhunter, not the corporate one, just the regular kind. 1.5586 0.02617 827 497 198 132
73 I'm afraid it won't be a jury of my peers. 1.5549 0.02362 901 516 270 115
74 Because I always get a seat and usually a car to myself. 1.5547 0.02474 887 526 230 131
75 If a paleontologist gets on, avoid eye contact. 1.5541 0.02465 924 557 222 145
76 Great city for going clubbing. 1.5508 0.02348 984 587 252 145
77 Long story short, nobody messes with me and I just change at the office. 1.5458 0.04310 295 178 73 44
78 I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it? 1.5449 0.02678 701 408 204 89
79 So, you can’t work from home, either? 1.5446 0.02457 841 492 240 109
80 You think YOU have a long commute? 1.5438 0.02496 811 474 233 104
81 My wife says I’m taking this Paleo diet a little too far. 1.5421 0.02476 843 499 231 113
82 Is it just me, or is this train taking forever? 1.5421 0.02662 760 458 192 110
83 Mind the gap in the space-time continuum. 1.5403 0.02706 781 485 170 126
84 Well it started with the diet, yes, but then it’s the whole lifestyle that really gets you hooked! 1.5401 0.02525 822 491 218 113
85 So I told the guy, dude! Let’s not reinvent the wheel. 1.5399 0.02549 789 467 218 104
86 Hunter-gatherer. What about you? 1.5397 0.02647 780 475 189 116
87 Oh you work at the Capitol? I'm headed there too. 1.5377 0.02683 755 460 184 111
88 On your way to the capital too? 1.5377 0.02648 796 491 182 123
89 Now all I have to do is learn to speak softly . . . 1.5351 0.02622 740 440 204 96
90 As my patent lawyer, shouldn't I have received a royalty check for the wheel by now?" 1.5343 0.02609 758 454 203 101
91 Well, it all started with the Paleo diet. 1.5331 0.02696 726 440 185 101
92 I live for Throwback Thursdays. 1.5328 0.02766 685 414 177 94
93 You remind me of myself before the pandemic. 1.5326 0.02661 768 472 183 113
94 When I was your age I had to walk barefoot through the ice age to get to work 1.5277 0.02666 722 436 191 95
95 I’m in town for the MAGA rally. 1.5273 0.02959 696 454 117 125
96 Back in my day, we used tokens. 1.5272 0.02554 734 431 219 84
97 I'm living proof that Paleo works. 1.5264 0.02620 739 445 199 95
98 It’s a really, really long story. 1.5252 0.03072 575 357 134 84
99 Don't get off. It's a jungle out there. 1.5245 0.02559 715 418 219 78
100 Agriculture was our first big mistake. 1.5230 0.02705 652 385 193 74
101 At first it was just the diet. 1.5223 0.02803 651 396 170 85
102 Nothing for 4,000 years. And then two trains came along. 1.5201 0.03100 573 361 126 86
103 No, just on my way back from monitoring the election. You? 1.5193 0.02926 674 434 130 110
104 That’s not what Homo erectus means. 1.5179 0.02987 641 412 126 103
105 I invented fire. What have you done? 1.5174 0.02936 605 374 149 82
106 Nobody told you about casual Friday? 1.5163 0.02782 614 366 179 69
107 My boss says I'm about to get the ax, and I can't tell whether I'm being fired or promoted. 1.5137 0.03200 512 319 123 70
108 What do you think this is, a kilt? Of course I’m wearing underwear. 1.5136 0.02892 625 389 151 85
109 Opposable thumbs didn’t get us that far, did they? 1.5132 0.02877 606 371 159 76
110 I invented the wheel and discovered fire. What business are you in? 1.5119 0.02923 588 361 153 74
111 I work for a mammoth corporation. And you? 1.5097 0.02920 567 344 157 66
112 It’s “cave person,” actually. 1.5083 0.03139 545 346 121 78
113 What? Wait. You mean Halloween was ‘last’ Monday? 1.5082 0.03151 488 297 134 57
114 ”Yale. You? 1.5074 0.03149 538 341 121 76
115 We still have a chance in Georgia." 1.5067 0.03218 523 334 113 76
116 Most people think it's just the diet but paleo is so much more. 1.5044 0.03025 567 357 134 76
117 You know you're here because I invented the wheel! 1.5044 0.02991 573 359 139 75
118 It's primitive, but effective. 1.5029 0.02887 525 310 166 49
119 After a long day on the floor of the Exchange, I like to go clubbing. 1.5026 0.02965 577 361 142 74
120 There's a primitive art show at the Guggenheim. 1.5017 0.02969 576 361 141 74
121 You want to see my man cave? 1.5017 0.02940 594 374 142 78
122 No way they they’re going to get ME to return to the office. 1.5010 0.03023 519 317 144 58
123 I just can’t get past the fact that mom always liked you better. 1.5009 0.03125 541 345 121 75
124 You can always tell who's a native New Yorker, and who's not 1.5009 0.02889 581 358 155 68
125 Are you surprised that nothing has really changed, but our outfits? 1.5008 0.02825 593 362 165 66
126 Your optimism is endearing, but no, I'm from the future. 1.5000 0.03103 632 429 90 113
127 Windsor knot...Sweet. 1.4990 0.03212 517 332 112 73
128 Want to go clubbing tonight? 1.4981 0.03125 518 326 126 66
129 Just visiting. You? 1.4981 0.02902 518 308 162 48
130 What a coincidence. I'm in mergers and acquisitions, too. 1.4974 0.02866 573 351 159 63
131 It gets me a seat during rush hour 1.4971 0.03090 523 328 130 65
132 Are you sure it is the same audition? 1.4954 0.03047 541 341 132 68
133 The next stop after minimalism is primitivism. 1.4948 0.03014 485 291 148 46
134 I dress down to avoid the panhandlers 1.4944 0.03051 532 334 133 65
135 Glad we're moving back to in-person. I think something is lost with telehunting. 1.4938 0.03112 482 296 134 52
136 You a hunter or a gatherer? 1.4936 0.03011 547 344 136 67
137 Nothing personal but you don't look like progress to me. 1.4932 0.03057 517 322 135 60
138 Do you have the age? 1.4929 0.03189 491 310 120 61
139 I’m going clubbing. 1.4926 0.03345 471 304 102 65
140 I prefer "reactionary" to "neanderthal". 1.4918 0.03207 490 311 117 62
141 And the kids…all they do is stare at the fire. We have to limit their flame time. 1.4912 0.03344 456 291 106 59
142 Well…first I lost my phone… 1.4902 0.03273 461 291 114 56
143 I’m late. 1.4901 0.03227 453 281 122 50
144 Where can I find a Paleo-friendly restaurant? 1.4881 0.03234 463 291 118 54
145 I used to have a job like yours but now I make more by going to MAGA rallies 1.4859 0.03340 496 330 91 75
146 I just carry this around to look busy. 1.4858 0.03322 424 264 114 46
147 Please don't tell me you're the outcome of my evolution. 1.4850 0.03264 468 299 111 58
148 ...and you'll be the 'good cop.' 1.4825 0.03628 371 236 91 44
149 Evolution was taking too long so I took the train. 1.4816 0.03229 461 292 116 53
150 I don't know, bronze seems risky right now. 1.4815 0.03341 432 274 108 50
151 Does the Great Metal Serpent stop at 42nd Street? 1.4810 0.03378 420 266 106 48
152 I can open that for you. 1.4792 0.03375 409 257 108 44
153 So your company doesn't have casual Fridays? 1.4781 0.03335 433 276 107 50
154 Actually, I HAVE been living in a cave. 1.4773 0.03169 484 310 117 57
155 I hear you, but I win more cases this way... 1.4764 0.03337 424 269 108 47
156 I'm only like this until I have my morning coffee. 1.4758 0.03582 433 293 74 66
157 Which stop is closest to the Museum of Natural History? 1.4755 0.03201 469 300 115 54
158 Do you know what time it is? 1.4730 0.03290 408 254 115 39
159 Welcome to the future. Not what you expected? 1.4729 0.03392 406 258 104 44
160 They said to bring my authentic self to work. 1.4717 0.03291 460 300 103 57
161 I'm running for U.S. congressman. What are you dressed for? 1.4692 0.03729 373 248 75 50
162 You headed to the Capitol? 1.4684 0.03552 395 259 87 49
163 Have you tried paleo? 1.4680 0.03321 438 284 103 51
164 I’m running very, very late. 1.4679 0.03170 436 273 122 41
165 Wanna go clubbing later? 1.4677 0.03570 387 253 87 47
166 Flintstones On Broadway" auditions this afternoon 1.4670 0.03568 379 246 89 44
167 I guess i knew work from cave would end sometime 1.4665 0.03349 433 282 100 51
168 If Trump wins in 2024, I 'll be appointed to the Supreme Court 1.4661 0.04704 236 158 46 32
169 I bought my cave for $20,000. You'll never believe how much I sold it for last week. 1.4659 0.03550 367 235 93 39
170 Got a lighter I can borrow? 1.4653 0.04021 288 185 72 31
171 I, too, eat what I kill. 1.4648 0.03381 383 241 106 36
172 Still wearing a suit to the office? Now that's a blast from the past! 1.4647 0.03437 368 231 103 34
173 No, actually I’m from the near future. The very near future. 1.4633 0.03569 395 262 83 50
174 Hey, do you have a light? 1.4631 0.03453 393 254 96 43
175 In my day, we called it migration, not commute. 1.4629 0.03826 337 222 74 41
176 I'm thinking of moving my entire portfolio from wheel to fire. 1.4617 0.03364 392 249 105 38
177 You’re right about the time travel. But I’m afraid I come from your future. 1.4617 0.03503 418 280 83 55
178 I take it you’re a Gatherer. 1.4612 0.03394 425 280 94 51
179 Been here long? 1.4609 0.03493 384 249 93 42
180 Interesting to see that you all haven’t bothered to evolve necks. 1.4607 0.03777 369 250 68 51
181 We knew it was coming to all of this; we saw the writing on the walls. 1.4606 0.03879 317 207 74 36
182 Yeah, it's regression therapy to resolve modern existential dread. 1.4603 0.03542 365 235 92 38
183 I’m back to hunting in person two days a week. 1.4599 0.03660 374 249 78 47
184 There are some side effects of the paleo diet. 1.4597 0.03655 372 247 79 46
185 I lost my shirt in woolly rhino futures. 1.4593 0.03999 307 203 67 37
186 Thing is, I'm between a rock and a hard place. 1.4570 0.03429 372 237 100 35
187 Actually, I'm from the future. 1.4563 0.03926 309 203 71 35
188 No, what's primitive is you using a briefcase in the 21st century. 1.4559 0.03822 340 227 71 42
189 My commute to work takes ages 1.4558 0.03540 362 234 91 37
190 I haven't ridden the subway in ages 1.4555 0.03364 382 243 104 35
191 It started with the paleo diet, then I just didn’t stop. 1.4552 0.03630 391 265 74 52
192 I identify more as a commuter rather than a hunter or gatherer." 1.4541 0.03370 381 243 103 35
193 Be careful, it’s a jungle out there 1.4538 0.03704 346 228 79 39
194 I find people leave me alone when I dress like this. Oh, and the club helps. 1.4524 0.03418 389 253 96 40
195 Mostly gathering these days, but sometimes a freelance hunting gig floats my way. 1.4521 0.03518 365 237 91 37
196 The pandemic really set me back. 1.4497 0.03508 398 267 83 48
197 I started with the Paleodiet. 1.4497 0.03600 338 218 88 32
198 Has evolution made you happy? 1.4496 0.03717 347 231 76 40
199 Who’s the Neanderthal now? 1.4479 0.03498 355 229 93 33
200 You think this is taking forever…try rubbing two sticks together every time you want a piece of toast. 1.4474 0.03832 333 224 69 40
201 So where’s the best place to find fire around here? 1.4444 0.03298 405 264 102 39
202 I come from the future to warn you. 1.4435 0.03703 354 239 73 42
203 I could have been a billionaire if I had just filed a patent for that wheel I invented. 1.4435 0.03758 336 225 73 38
204 I’ll show them casual Fridays. 1.4431 0.03701 343 229 76 38
205 The GOP has plans to bring us even further back, so I want to be ready. 1.4429 0.03659 368 250 73 45
206 I'm still working very remotely. 1.4408 0.03827 304 200 74 30
207 Your in mergers? I am in acquisitions. 1.4404 0.03866 277 178 76 23
208 I'm going clubbing uptown. 1.4397 0.03771 348 238 67 43
209 I keep forgetting when to get off. 1.4384 0.03402 333 210 100 23
210 I am on AOL. How did you know 1.4373 0.03910 295 196 69 30
211 Actually, I'm more of a hunter-commuter. 1.4366 0.03488 339 219 92 28
212 Back in my day, this was business casual. 1.4366 0.03683 339 227 76 36
213 You should see my man cave. 1.4362 0.03626 337 223 81 33
214 I feel like a Neanderthal until I've had my latte. 1.4360 0.03672 328 217 79 32
215 Yes, I have worked from home during the entire pandemic. Why do you ask? 1.4358 0.03929 296 198 67 31
216 I'm with the GOP. You? 1.4355 0.04038 310 215 55 40
217 I’m prehistoric? You’re the one still wearing a suit to work! 1.4348 0.03985 299 203 62 34
218 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.4346 0.03890 306 206 67 33
219 Yeah, just heading into the city to go clubbing. 1.4341 0.03843 311 209 69 33
220 How do you fit your tools in that tiny case? 1.4331 0.03652 314 205 82 27
221 Do I look like I need Life Insurance? 1.4305 0.04051 295 203 57 35
222 Got a flint? 1.4300 0.03800 300 199 73 28
223 And why won't you let me testify for myself? 1.4295 0.03906 298 201 66 31
224 Any paleo restaurants you could recommend? 1.4290 0.03594 331 219 82 30
225 You know, we have a lot in common. 1.4290 0.03491 338 221 89 28
226 Yeah, I got on way before you. 1.4286 0.03899 273 179 71 23
227 The last train took forever. 1.4286 0.03883 315 216 63 36
228 You're in luck. Today I'm just gathering." 1.4277 0.03623 346 234 76 36
229 You poll taker. I poll watcher. 1.4276 0.03736 290 189 78 23
230 You wouldn't believe how long I've been down here. 1.4271 0.03849 288 191 71 26
231 On my way to a hostile takeover. Why do you ask? 1.4270 0.04121 274 187 57 30
232 I lost track of time. 1.4267 0.03792 307 206 71 30
233 Laundry day. 1.4259 0.04065 270 182 61 27
234 Figured I’d get a head start on societal collapse.” 1.4259 0.03837 317 217 65 35
235 You're where I see myself in about 50,000 years. 1.4257 0.03856 303 205 67 31
236 It’s been a while since I’ve been in the office. 1.4255 0.03767 322 219 69 34
237 Boss said no more working from cave. 1.4252 0.03730 294 193 77 24
238 I use this time to think. 1.4252 0.04000 294 202 59 33
239 So, what you're saying is, as a hunter-gatherer I can write off the club. 1.4249 0.03658 353 243 70 40
240 It started out as a Halloween costume but then it turns out chicks dig it. 1.4248 0.03828 306 207 68 31
241 Off to work? I'm going clubbing. 1.4247 0.03757 332 228 67 37
242 No, I'd stay with the suit. It distinguishes your head from your torso. 1.4239 0.03933 276 184 67 25
243 I was in cryptocurrency on Monday but now I’m going back to the basics. 1.4239 0.03966 276 185 65 26
244 So you’re a headhunter too? 1.4239 0.04390 243 167 49 27
245 So if we’re still working from home, why are you so dressed up? 1.4236 0.03653 288 186 82 20
246 Attire is different since I moved to hostile takeovers. 1.4236 0.04001 288 197 60 31
247 And yet you still have a leather briefcase. 1.4231 0.03670 286 185 81 20
248 I’m a Republican, too! 1.4228 0.03987 298 206 58 34
249 Wilma got the car in the settlement. 1.4226 0.04153 265 181 56 28
250 One minute you invent fire,and then bam,nobody returns your calls. 1.4219 0.04223 256 175 54 27
251 You know, sometimes I wish that I was still trapped in that ice field. 1.4186 0.03754 301 202 72 27
252 Which pronouns do you use? 1.4179 0.04205 280 198 47 35
253 Exactly what kind of animal can you kill with that? 1.4175 0.03871 285 192 67 26
254 It's Throwback Thursday. 1.4173 0.03908 278 187 66 25
255 They say ‘dress for the job you want.’ 1.4172 0.03916 302 209 60 33
256 Yeah, well, 30,000 years from now people will think you look strange too. 1.4170 0.03923 283 192 64 27
257 I'm new to town, where's the best place to go clubbing?' 1.4164 0.04069 281 195 55 31
258 Dude, just unplug. 1.4152 0.04015 277 190 59 28
259 That’s a reasonable guess but I’m actually from the future. 1.4150 0.04080 294 208 50 36
260 So we basically have the same job? 1.4147 0.04085 258 175 59 24
261 I'm dressing for the job I want, not the job I have. 1.4137 0.04151 249 169 57 23
262 I miss the work-from-cave thing already! 1.4136 0.03774 295 199 70 26
263 What if I told you that you could be your own boss and you'd never need to put on another necktie? 1.4134 0.03790 283 189 71 23
264 I missed my stop ages ago. 1.4127 0.04265 252 175 50 27
265 Dude, it’s casual Friday. 1.4126 0.04066 269 185 57 27
266 No one carries a briefcase anymore. 1.4121 0.03513 330 221 82 27
267 No...it's not a fashion statement. I got locked out of my house on Halloween. 1.4109 0.04118 258 177 56 25
268 So, it’s evidence you gather? 1.4100 0.04018 239 158 64 17
269 Really? Women work outside the cave? 1.4099 0.03720 283 188 74 21
270 I feel safer with it and it gets through any metal detectors. 1.4098 0.04248 244 168 52 24
271 You'd manspread too if you weren't wearing underwear. 1.4098 0.04132 266 185 53 28
272 My wife took the mammoth to work today. 1.4096 0.04108 249 169 58 22
273 I know what you mean, I used to be in accounting myself 1.4091 0.04154 264 184 52 28
274 ... and then I thought, "why stop with the paleo diet?" 1.4078 0.03789 309 214 64 31
275 Wait you CHOSE to eat the way I do 1.4076 0.04430 211 143 50 18
276 And just where am I supposed to conceal it? 1.4075 0.03892 265 178 66 21
277 Oh, when the doors won't open, no problem . . . 1.4075 0.03734 292 197 71 24
278 I hate this long commute, but I can't afford a cave in the city. 1.4066 0.04324 241 168 48 25
279 They making you go back to the office too huh 1.4065 0.03998 278 193 57 28
280 You’re kidding, five toes? 1.4053 0.04251 227 154 54 19
281 No, this is the ancestral line. 1.4052 0.04361 232 161 48 23
282 … my advice? Don’t try and reinvent the wheel. 1.4035 0.04371 228 158 48 22
283 I feel like I've been on this train for ages. 1.4032 0.03938 253 170 64 19
284 It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle. 1.4030 0.03796 263 175 70 18
285 Don’t you miss the good old days? 1.4028 0.03748 283 191 70 22
286 What's with the tie? 1.4028 0.04450 216 149 47 20
287 Yeah, I’m irrelevant too. You get used to it. 1.4027 0.04443 226 158 45 23
288 I may have turned my clock to far back . 1.4023 0.04207 256 180 49 27
289 I reverted pretty quickly after I started working from home. 1.4022 0.04266 271 196 41 34
290 I gave all that up 250,000 years ago. 1.4016 0.04119 254 176 54 24
291 Why the look? Never seen a former Twitter exec before? 1.4015 0.04135 259 181 52 26
292 This isn't what I had in mind when I invented the wheel. 1.4015 0.04135 259 181 52 26
293 Concealed carry turned out to be very uncomfortable... 1.4009 0.04426 227 159 45 23
294 You're wondering if I'm wearing underwear, aren't you? 1.4008 0.04218 252 177 49 26
295 How do I get to this 'bear market' I keep hearing about? 1.4008 0.04292 252 179 45 28
296 Do you know the stop for the Museum of Natural History? 1.4007 0.03836 277 189 65 23
297 HR seems to have forgotten about me, so I just keep cashing the checks. 1.4000 0.04030 255 175 58 22
298 You don't look like your profile pic. 1.4000 0.04242 250 176 48 26
299 Relax, I'm wearing shorts. 1.4000 0.03900 260 176 64 20
300 Simple tools, simple solution. 1.4000 0.03952 285 200 56 29
301 I'm a negotiator, too! 1.4000 0.04209 240 166 52 22
302 Actually, I got on at the beginning of the line. 1.4000 0.03739 280 189 70 21
303 We have the Supreme Court and we'll soon take back the House, so look out. 1.3992 0.04150 248 172 53 23
304 No this isn't a Halloween costume, I'm a Trump Supporter... 1.3991 0.04590 233 169 35 29
305 Trust me, when I started manspreading, it changed everything. 1.3986 0.03927 281 196 58 27
306 I see you're a 'gatherer'... 1.3985 0.03982 266 184 58 24
307 I'm guessing you haven't ridden this line at night before. 1.3977 0.03893 264 180 63 21
308 I take it your office doesn't do Casual Fridays. 1.3966 0.04309 232 162 48 22
309 We're going public with fire. 1.3964 0.03837 280 193 63 24
310 I take the train now because of fuel costs. I also kill my own food. 1.3956 0.03729 273 184 70 19
311 I waited ages for the train to come. 1.3955 0.03958 268 186 58 24
312 I feel like I regressed during the pandemic. 1.3951 0.04125 243 168 54 21
313 I'm not from the past; I'm from the future" 1.3941 0.04420 236 169 41 26
314 Some eon, huh? 1.3939 0.04142 231 158 55 18
315 I could’ve bought stock in the wheel before it went public. 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
316 Paleo’s not just a diet, bro, it’s a lifestyle! 1.3935 0.04029 277 197 51 29
317 Paleo’s more than just a diet. 1.3931 0.04128 262 186 49 27
318 It's all OK. I'm a gatherer. 1.3929 0.03938 252 172 61 19
319 So I asked myself: Why evolve? 1.3922 0.04217 232 161 51 20
320 What scares me is white collar crime." 1.3920 0.04346 250 181 40 29
321 Of course I’m a MAGA-Republican! How could you tell? 1.3916 0.05389 166 121 25 20
322 So, I figured, if I'm going to go Paleo, why stop with just the diet? 1.3915 0.04026 258 180 55 23
323 I guess my experience working from the man cave during Covid was different from yours. 1.3913 0.04331 230 162 46 22
324 Republican. And you? 1.3913 0.04678 207 148 37 22
325 The Paleo diet had some unexpected side effects 1.3911 0.03991 271 191 54 26
326 Oh, I like the freedom of movement of my one-piece. 1.3911 0.04121 225 153 56 16
327 Forget the 1950's- real Republicans want to return to the Stone Age. 1.3907 0.04101 279 202 45 32
328 I'm from the future. 1.3906 0.04122 256 181 50 25
329 How does your weapon work? 1.3904 0.04357 228 161 45 22
330 The funny thing is we're both Republicans 1.3897 0.04578 213 152 39 22
331 Back in the cave, we laugh a lot at you guys in corporate. 1.3893 0.03752 262 177 68 17
332 I'm in mergers and acquisitions too, but with a different approach. 1.3893 0.04016 262 184 54 24
333 I used to be on Wall Street, but now I’m in Congress. 1.3892 0.04424 203 140 47 16
334 Florida.You? 1.3891 0.04333 239 171 43 25
335 I shouldn't be surprised about getting laid off. The writing was on the wall. 1.3887 0.03983 265 186 55 24
336 We're reinventing the wheel. 1.3883 0.03793 273 188 64 21
337 I went all in on crypto. 1.3878 0.04003 263 185 54 24
338 Relax, it's faux fur. 1.3871 0.04513 217 155 40 22
339 So what have you been up to since high school? 1.3870 0.04237 230 161 49 20
340 Well, I'm off back through the Portal, but I have to tell you: the people on the other side will be doing a lot less complaining once they hear what your time is like. 1.3867 0.04529 225 163 37 25
341 Read any good walls lately? 1.3862 0.04080 246 172 53 21
342 I used to dress like you, but I got tired of being mugged. 1.3860 0.04776 215 159 29 27
343 Working from home during the pandemic I got a bit too comfortable. 1.3860 0.04143 215 146 55 14
344 We'll just have to wait and see who the jury believes. 1.3858 0.04456 197 136 46 15
345 Believe me Man, it is a real jungle out there. 1.3857 0.04041 223 151 58 14
346 Yeah, Mark said I could keep the work-from-home wardrobe if I agreed to go into the office for meetings. 1.3846 0.04164 221 152 53 16
347 Working from home worked fine for me. 1.3843 0.03956 242 166 59 17
348 I’ve been working from home for quite some time now. 1.3843 0.04084 242 169 53 20
349 You do all that just for food and shelter? 1.3843 0.04666 216 158 33 25
350 My client wants us to settle this matter out of court. 1.3842 0.04580 203 144 40 19
351 I didn’t miss the commute, but those caves don’t paint themselves. 1.3840 0.04057 237 164 55 18
352 We're back in the office three days a week. 1.3834 0.04074 253 179 51 23
353 Same old rat race: hunting, gathering, commuting... 1.3833 0.04232 240 171 46 23
354 Paleo is a lifestyle, bro! 1.3833 0.04149 240 169 50 21
355 Do you ever go clubbin’? 1.3830 0.04254 235 167 46 22
356 Well it all started when I read an article about the Paleo diet. 1.3824 0.04257 238 170 45 23
357 I’m actually a senator too. 1.3821 0.04437 212 150 43 19
358 What was I to do? They built the subway right through my cave. 1.3816 0.04408 207 145 45 17
359 It all started with the paleo diet. 1.3813 0.04210 257 187 42 28
360 I’m more of an early person. 1.3810 0.04263 189 127 52 10
361 What stop is the Natural History Museum? 1.3810 0.04362 210 147 46 17
362 I'm not going into work today. I' m going to a Republican fund raiser event. 1.3810 0.04305 231 165 44 22
363 You literally said, 'Dress to go clubbing after work.' 1.3807 0.04732 197 142 35 20
364 I'm actually from the future, post election. 1.3803 0.04519 213 153 39 21
365 I haven't been mugged even once, since I stopped wearing a suit to work. 1.3802 0.04036 242 169 54 19
366 I prefer "cave person." 1.3801 0.04208 221 154 50 17
367 I overslept. 1.3798 0.04390 208 146 45 17
368 I was hired over Zoom. 1.3793 0.04923 174 124 34 16
369 No, we didn't go extinct. We just don't take the subway very often. 1.3793 0.04574 203 145 39 19
370 They said my skill set was obsolete. 1.3793 0.04520 203 144 41 18
371 Yeah, I’m really going miss working at home. 1.3792 0.04186 240 171 47 22
372 I take the Q train to 57th Street, hop a cab to Central Park West, and I'm back at the diorama by noon. 1.3790 0.04128 248 177 48 23
373 I specialize in hostile takeovers. 1.3787 0.05233 169 124 26 19
374 Thank you Donald for sending us back to the Stone Age. 1.3784 0.04833 185 133 34 18
375 I was told it's a hostile takeover. 1.3783 0.04227 230 163 47 20
376 At least you have carbs 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
377 Get prepared. I'm from the future! 1.3771 0.04277 236 170 43 23
378 Oork prefer work from cave 1.3766 0.03982 231 159 57 15
379 I’m going clubbing tonight 1.3765 0.04176 247 178 45 24
380 Wilma needed the car today. 1.3758 0.05378 157 115 25 17
381 Are we perchance related? I see you too have no neck. 1.3750 0.04743 152 103 41 8
382 They say you should dress for the job you want. 1.3750 0.04010 240 168 54 18
383 Natural History Museum. You? 1.3745 0.04113 235 166 50 19
384 Frankly, you look more like the gatherer type. 1.3744 0.04413 195 136 45 14
385 It's casual Friday: what's with the tie? 1.3738 0.04086 214 147 54 13
386 Wilma? Yeah we still keep in touch. And how’s Betty adjusting to life in the big city? 1.3737 0.04675 190 136 37 17
387 I'm a visitor from the future. 1.3733 0.04241 225 160 46 19
388 Clubbing downtown. You? 1.3733 0.04379 225 163 40 22
389 This is my first ride since the pandemic. Has the world changed? 1.3733 0.04146 225 158 50 17
390 If I had a nickel every time I thought of investing in carbon credits... 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
391 Feels like we've been here for ages, doesn't it? 1.3732 0.04419 209 149 42 18
392 Thawed glacier; how about you? 1.3731 0.04563 193 137 40 16
393 My dinosaur is in the shop again 1.3731 0.04382 193 134 46 13
394 I was like you once, before the buyout. 1.3729 0.04854 177 127 34 16
395 Did you see the weirdo that got off at the last stop? 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
396 I know how to make fire. What do you know? 1.3726 0.04164 212 147 51 14
397 What's in the box? 1.3725 0.04218 204 141 50 13
398 Locating my parents is hopeless. The only clue the adoption agency would give me is the names Fred and Wilma. 1.3723 0.04460 188 131 44 13
399 Hunter? You don’t look like a Hunter. 1.3722 0.04497 223 164 35 24
400 Getting into Manhattan takes ages. 1.3719 0.04169 199 136 52 11
401 Why would anyone need a permit to carry a club? 1.3719 0.04406 199 140 44 15
402 No actually, I’ve come from the future. 1.3719 0.04792 199 147 30 22
403 If the wooly mammoth doesn't kill me, the commute will. 1.3716 0.04543 183 128 42 13
404 Which part of this whole thing do you call progress? 1.3712 0.04010 264 191 48 25
405 I’m actually a digital nomad 1.3707 0.03967 205 138 58 9
406 I think you have the wrong idea about Hunter College 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
407 So you want me to help with a hostile takeover? 1.3705 0.04203 224 159 47 18
408 My diet? Why do you ask? 1.3704 0.03893 216 146 60 10
409 Tell me again why I should buy whole life rather than term life insurance. 1.3699 0.04319 219 157 43 19
410 I'm proud of you, son. 1.3695 0.04561 203 147 37 19
411 I’m not wearing underpants. 1.3692 0.04524 195 139 40 16
412 My company is run by dinosaurs. 1.3692 0.04465 195 138 42 15
413 I have so many questions 1.3692 0.04405 195 137 44 14
414 I'm protesting my company's return-to-office order. 1.3689 0.04185 206 143 50 13
415 You say you're a headhunter? How many YOU got? 1.3684 0.04307 209 148 45 16
416 Is sueing and litigating really more evolved than hunting and gathering? 1.3684 0.05038 171 125 29 17
417 This is just my day job. I’m actually an artist. 1.3679 0.04374 193 135 45 13
418 I've always maintained that the train is the most civilized way to travel. 1.3673 0.04387 196 138 44 14
419 What do you mean, manspreading? 1.3671 0.04224 207 145 48 14
420 I do real estate. Mostly condos, some caves. 1.3668 0.04161 199 137 51 11
421 It’s been a long commute. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
422 Fired? What’s that? 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
423 You're not a real New Yorker until you've lived here 10,000 years. 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
424 You say you want an evolution. 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
425 I finally got tickets to Hamilton!! 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
426 I've been on this train for what seems like eons. 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
427 I usually work at home. 1.3656 0.03965 227 158 55 14
428 I haven’t slept in days, man. These aren’t even my clothes. 1.3655 0.04485 197 141 40 16
429 Going to see a realtor. The wife says she's had it with the man cave. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
430 So, you're saying, I should dress for the epoch I want, not the epoch I'm in. 1.3653 0.04832 167 119 35 13
431 I’m a hunter-gatherer. You must be a raider-usurper. 1.3649 0.04364 222 162 39 21
432 So you think YOU have a long commute! 1.3647 0.04547 170 118 42 10
433 I'm a ballot box monitor. 1.3645 0.04390 203 145 42 16
434 Yeah, I was waiting for the train a bit longer than you. 1.3641 0.04447 184 129 43 12
435 Does this train stop at the Museum of Natural History? 1.3641 0.04344 206 147 43 16
436 What? The memo said 'Casual Fridays!' 1.3632 0.04599 190 137 37 16
437 Your mother and I are hoping you will spend Thanksgiving with us. 1.3627 0.04427 204 147 40 17
438 I'm a docent at the Museum of Natural History 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
439 You bet I carry a club in the subway. How's that briefcase working out for you? 1.3625 0.04247 240 177 39 24
440 Democrat, eh? 1.3622 0.04809 185 136 31 18
441 Executive headhunter... you? 1.3617 0.04812 188 139 30 19
442 Mine is just for show too. 1.3616 0.04633 177 126 38 13
443 Everything went downhill after the wheel. 1.3613 0.04638 191 139 35 17
444 It fits my management style 1.3613 0.04518 191 137 39 15
445 I’m not big on returning to the office. 1.3610 0.04409 205 148 40 17
446 Did you forget that today is casual Friday? 1.3608 0.04347 194 137 44 13
447 If we knew it would lead to this, we never would have invented the wheel. 1.3598 0.04611 189 137 36 16
448 I don't care if it's a Bear or Bull Market, I came packing. 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
449 Grab them by the pussy? We just hit them over the head. 1.3594 0.04618 192 140 35 17
450 What do you mean by "homo"? 1.3591 0.04690 181 131 35 15
451 So you're telling me that you're what the alpha male standard is nowadays? 1.3587 0.04698 184 134 34 16
452 You calling me prehistoric? Who carries an attache case any more? 1.3584 0.04702 173 124 36 13
453 Could you tell me where to get off for the Lascaux Cave? 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
454 I keep missing my stop. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
455 My wheel's in the shop. 1.3578 0.04364 204 147 41 16
456 So if Grog understand, you hunt and gather untapped real estate for mixed-use development, and not elk? 1.3575 0.04724 179 130 34 15
457 So... You wanna go clubbing with me tonight? 1.3575 0.04590 179 128 38 13
458 I'm a lawyer too. Just got called to work on the Trump case. Seems he's a big fan of my approach to the prosecuting attorneys. 1.3571 0.04826 196 148 26 22
459 You'll get used to it. I've been riding it forever. 1.3571 0.04569 168 118 40 10
460 It's like management wants me to reinvent the wheel. 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
461 Republican. Why do you ask? 1.3564 0.04921 188 142 25 21
462 Paleo is more than a diet - it’s a lifestyle. 1.3561 0.04401 205 149 39 17
463 It started with the Paleo diet and just went from there. 1.3559 0.04827 177 130 31 16
464 I am more involved in the barter economy rather than the market economy. 1.3558 0.04579 163 114 40 9
465 Guys like you and I, we're old school. 1.3558 0.04247 208 149 44 15
466 It doesn't seem like all that much of an improvement to me! 1.3554 0.04603 166 117 39 10
467 It started when I tried the diet. 1.3554 0.03960 242 174 50 18
468 Mainframe software developer. You? 1.3550 0.04847 169 123 32 14
469 And then one day I thought..... Is this the life I really wanted? 1.3543 0.04657 175 126 36 13
470 Neanderthal? No, I'm an investment banker. Why do you ask? 1.3538 0.04729 195 146 29 20
471 I used to work on Wall Street too but then I moved to Staten Island and my whole vibe changed. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
472 I'm actually from the future. It gets this bad. 1.3532 0.04569 201 149 33 19
473 I refuse to Evolve. 1.3529 0.04948 153 110 32 11
474 Just FYI, it is possible to be sued back into the Stone Age. 1.3527 0.04419 207 152 37 18
475 Have you heard about fire? 1.3526 0.04642 190 140 33 17
476 Mostly I'm into rock" 1.3526 0.04520 190 138 37 15
477 So you are not going to the Trump rally? 1.3526 0.04763 173 126 33 14
478 Normally I dress like you, but today I’m going to the Capitol 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
479 You're kidding! Donald Trump was president?!? 1.3523 0.04648 193 143 32 18
480 I'd really recommend trying the paleo diet. 1.3520 0.04480 196 143 37 16
481 I’m a club owner. 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
482 Museum of Natural History. You? 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
483 Find a company that lets you work from home; that's what I did. 1.3517 0.04069 236 172 45 19
484 No, I'm the ghost of finance future... 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
485 The club car was full. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
486 I'm Og. I represent Jurassic Timeshares. How are you today? 1.3511 0.04552 188 137 36 15
487 You must work in gathering. 1.3508 0.04117 191 133 49 9
488 They found me in a melted subpolar glacier. Now I've been subpoenaed to testify before congress on global warming. Do you know which stop is mine 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
489 I thought we could go clubbing tonight. 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
490 Since I keep making killing after killing on Wall Street nobody cares how I dress. 1.3503 0.04402 197 143 39 15
491 Seems like only yesterday that we graduated from Wharton. 1.3500 0.04823 180 134 29 17
492 No, no underwear. 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
493 Why does your shield have a handle on the side? 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
494 So I said, "You can't fire me. I discovered fire." 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
495 Why is the cave moving? 1.3487 0.04491 195 143 36 16
496 I take a very old school approach to contract negotiations. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
497 I'm getting off at the Natural History Museum. 1.3478 0.04616 184 135 34 15
498 At our office, it's casual Friday. 1.3478 0.04021 207 146 50 11
499 No need to be alarmed sir- this is just the new NYPD uniform 1.3476 0.05160 164 124 23 17
500 Could I bother you for the year? 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
501 Me? Wharton, class of ‘82. 1.3473 0.04647 167 120 36 11
502 No, I work at a bank too. It's 'Hostile Takeover Tuesday'. 1.3472 0.04400 193 140 39 14
503 It's my job to make sure none of the votes for the Paleo Party's candidate are stolen. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
504 I work in acquisitions; mainly nuts and berries. 1.3468 0.04145 222 162 43 17
505 It's called the Paleo Immersion Diet. 1.3467 0.04423 199 146 37 16
506 During the pandemic I just went off the grid and I never looked back. You should try it, man! 1.3465 0.03971 228 164 49 15
507 My wife thinks I’m overdoing the Paleo Diet. 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
508 Well, it is Friday. 1.3459 0.04595 185 136 34 15
509 Would you believe: time traveler? 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
510 Is there a club-car on this train? 1.3459 0.05202 159 120 23 16
511 Buy less, make it last. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
512 I walk softly, so I almost never need it. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
513 I'm with Hunter Gather & Associates. 1.3457 0.04786 188 142 27 19
514 I think I missed my stop. What time period are we in? 1.3455 0.04552 191 141 34 16
515 You must be new here. 1.3454 0.04065 194 136 49 9
516 So you’re a headhunter? I’m also the head hunter. 1.3454 0.04257 194 139 43 12
517 I’m in arbitrage, how about you? 1.3454 0.04257 194 139 43 12
518 Trump, of course. Why? 1.3453 0.05566 139 105 20 14
519 This month,my metro card cost 12 bear skins. Just 3 months ago,it was only 10. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
520 Any idea where there’s a rock concert? 1.3448 0.04867 174 130 28 16
521 Apparently, your firm doesn't do the Casual Friday thing. 1.3446 0.04388 177 126 41 10
522 I hear the markets are on fire today. What is fire? 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
523 I hope you don't mind me asking, but why the tie? 1.3443 0.04692 183 136 31 16
524 Quick question - is this the C train and what's a train? 1.3440 0.04293 218 162 37 19
525 Briefs. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
526 In my day, speak softly and carry a big stick took care of lawyering. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
527 Our methods differ but the results are the same. 1.3438 0.04532 192 142 34 16
528 It's always business casual in my line of work. 1.3438 0.04410 192 140 38 14
529 Frankly, I find that my way of resolving disputes works better. 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
530 I’m headed for the zoo, just hangout… reminisce. 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
531 I like your tie. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
532 Either I'm late or you're early. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
533 Technically we are in a cave. 1.3427 0.04510 178 129 37 12
534 Are you saying that you are able to bludgeon your enemies just with the papers in your sachel? 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
535 So, is it still, hunt,kill, eat, repeat? 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
536 Please don’t tell me that the casual Friday memo was a joke. 1.3425 0.04854 181 137 26 18
537 I slept in. 1.3422 0.04425 187 136 38 13
538 My stock? Mostly wooly mammoths and saber-tooth tigers, you? 1.3421 0.04181 190 135 45 10
539 Me? I've been clubbin' all night. Just headed home now. 1.3420 0.04452 193 142 36 15
540 I thought this was the BC line. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
541 Hunting and gathering wasn’t working on Zoom. 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
542 Your club doesn't look very effective 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
543 You guys don’t do Flintstones Friday at your agency? 1.3415 0.05221 164 126 20 18
544 Sounds fun, but I’ll have to drag my wife there. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
545 That suit really ages you. 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
546 Anyone's guess what we'll find back outside. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
547 I'm going out clubbing later. Want to join me? 1.3410 0.04811 173 129 29 15
548 I used to work remotely. 1.3408 0.04200 179 126 45 8
549 This isn’t what I had in mind when inventing the wheel. 1.3408 0.04200 179 126 45 8
550 I'm a hunter. You? 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
551 You don’t believe in Casual Friday? 1.3402 0.04551 194 145 32 17
552 You gotta dress for the job you want not the job you have 1.3402 0.04310 194 141 40 13
553 This is the most dismal use of that wheel invention I've ever seen. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
554 My wife has me on a new Paleolithic diet. 1.3398 0.04248 206 151 40 15
555 So you think you’ve evolved 1.3393 0.04533 168 121 37 10
556 I’m here to talk to you about your extended warranty 1.3393 0.05124 168 129 21 18
557 As a matter of fact, I have been living under a rock. 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
558 So, we’re both going to The Capital? 1.3391 0.04924 174 132 25 17
559 I love casual Fridays. 1.3390 0.04660 177 131 32 14
560 I certainly hope that the next stop is Bedrock. 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
561 And just last week, some guy stole a squirrel from me at 77th 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
562 I live off the grid. What did I miss? 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
563 Shouldn't you be sitting with the Gatherers? 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
564 Who’s got a better chance of getting mugged — you or me ? 1.3387 0.04627 186 139 31 16
565 It's not just a diet--it's a lifestyle. 1.3386 0.04695 189 143 28 18
566 You don't wanna KNOW how long I've been on this train. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
567 So you’re telling me that next time I hammer my own thumb I can sue the owner of the cave? 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
568 I’m diversifying into both hunter AND gatherer. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
569 I see you as sort of the flight kind of guy, am I right? 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
570 So by the same logic, you are now called ‘House-man.’ I don’t make the rules. 1.3375 0.05007 160 120 26 14
571 You gotta be kidding! Every day????? 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
572 After working from home for so long, I've decided I never want to wear a suit again. 1.3371 0.04480 175 127 37 11
573 So you think the old dress code is coming back? 1.3369 0.04414 187 137 37 13
574 There's no light at the end of the tunnel. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
575 So I guess the wheel and fire didn’t help you evolve that much. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
576 Stoner in a rock band. How about you? 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
577 You ever feel like you have no future? 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
578 wait so were not doing casual friday anymore? 1.3354 0.04980 161 121 26 14
579 You know nothing about long commutes. 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
580 I'm giving this Paleo diet one more week. 1.3353 0.04932 170 129 25 16
581 I've been working at home..gotta man cave. 1.3351 0.04701 185 140 28 17
582 They say you dress for the job you want, right? 1.3351 0.04241 185 133 42 10
583 Yeah, I used to have a man cave, too. 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
584 So,how do YOU get girls? 1.3333 0.04826 168 126 28 14
585 They tell me you've made a lot of progress. 1.3333 0.04543 171 125 35 11
586 It's Cro-Magnon Friday in my office. 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
587 The dress code may have changed, but the job is still the same. 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
588 So what's changed? 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
589 I see we're both going as Trump 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
590 Just getting back to basics. 1.3333 0.04489 186 138 34 14
591 who are you wearing? 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
592 I'll take "Neanderthal" over "deplorable". 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
593 Funny thing is, I think we're going to the same place. 1.3333 0.04341 159 112 41 6
594 I never have to worry about choosing the right socks. 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
595 Sticks and stones WILL break your bones. 1.3333 0.04550 162 117 36 9
596 I’m actually a CFO, I just find this keeps away the subway crazies. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
597 I bet you use deodorant. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
598 Missed my stop a ways back 1.3315 0.04572 181 135 32 14
599 I'm trying to get the full benefit of the paleo diet. 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
600 Not much has changed 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
601 I had a man cave before they were popular. 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
602 Funny that we both work in government but were appointed during different administrations. 1.3313 0.04711 166 123 31 12
603 That doesn’t look like a very effective weapon 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
604 Yes, it's true--I've been riding forever 'neath the streets of Boston.... 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
605 I gotta say, I do miss pockets! 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
606 I lost a bet, what's your excuse? 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
607 Guess your office doesn’t do casual fridays 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
608 I started in gathering but hunting pays better. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
609 I must have slept through my stop. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
610 Well, correctly speaking, I'm an adjunct professor. 1.3308 0.05715 130 100 17 13
611 In all honesty, I wasn’t prepared for the impact of past life regression therapy… 1.3298 0.04461 191 143 33 15
612 Is this the way to the La Brea Tarpits? 1.3295 0.04269 173 124 41 8
613 I own a club. 1.3294 0.04476 170 124 36 10
614 Hit BC instead of AD at the portal terminal? 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
615 Is gold still a good investment? 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
616 It's casual cave day. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
617 I’m never going back to the office and I don’t miss it one bit. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
618 I usually have a bench to myself. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
619 How did you know I went to Dartmouth? 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
620 He spent 44 billion dollars on what? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
621 That's right. And what do you do to avoid getting mugged on the MTA? 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
622 Investment banking just seems so uncivilized to me 1.3286 0.05311 140 106 22 12
623 Thank god we don’t have to wear face masks anymore 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
624 I’ve been out clubbing. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
625 I hear some real weirdos get on this train. 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
626 Honestly though, I see no reason to upgrade from Windows XP 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
627 I’m visiting from Florida. And you? 1.3274 0.05030 168 130 21 17
628 After the office retreat, we decided we wanted to get back to basics. 1.3274 0.04346 168 121 39 8
629 I think the tie makes you look dated. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
630 You're wearing a suit and not working from home. And you think I'm primitive? 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
631 I'm the guy that comes when your computer stops working. 1.3269 0.05077 156 119 23 14
632 Socially conservative. And you? 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
633 This is what happens when you peel back the onion. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
634 Is it true animal skins are out? 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
635 My stop is Old Rochelle 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
636 You just don't get it man. Paleo is more than a diet, it's full-on lifestyle choice. But, yes, my feet are cold. 1.3262 0.04584 187 142 29 16
637 So that's not what clubbing means anymore? 1.3260 0.04693 181 138 27 16
638 I always exceed expectations. 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
639 I defend my right to open carry. 1.3254 0.04562 169 125 33 11
640 This is not where I saw myself in 12,000 years. 1.3252 0.05714 123 94 18 11
641 It's the only way I can get away with man spreading. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
642 I work in tech. 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
643 Do you have ten toes? 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
644 ...so, do you think I've got a good case? 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
645 I get it. I thought mammoth hunting was recession-proof, too. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
646 We've been trying to reach you about your cave's extended warranty. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
647 No, I’m from Texas. We have open carry. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
648 Most people don't do Paleo far enough. 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
649 Chisel a picture. It last longer. 1.3237 0.04094 173 123 44 6
650 Yes, I'm a repulican. How could you tell? 1.3237 0.04776 173 132 26 15
651 Clubbing in New York isn’t what it used to be. 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
652 So I see we never evolved to have necks. 1.3235 0.05411 136 104 20 12
653 Paleo diet. You? 1.3234 0.04595 167 124 32 11
654 You'll never intimidate with that cheap suit. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
655 I should have taken the B.C.E. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
656 My career is still evolving 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
657 No one tells you the Paleo Diet is a slippery slope 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
658 I’ve been working remotely for a while. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
659 Wanna go clubbing after work? 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
660 Me? I'm a vending machine repair technician. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
661 How could you tell I was a republican? 1.3221 0.05325 149 116 18 15
662 I know, don't you just hate having to take work home with you. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
663 As a matter of fact, yes, I have been living under a rock. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
664 Coming or going?” 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
665 I’m gonna kill it at work today. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
666 I’ve been working from home for two years. 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
667 Wearing all that, just to get some food ? 1.3218 0.04890 174 135 22 17
668 Actually, I'm a social media influencer. 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
669 Elon, let's make a deal. You teach me how to tweet, and I'll teach you about manners and civility. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
670 What stop should I take for the Museum of Natural History? 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
671 When did the club car start a dress code? 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
672 I’m on my way to the innovation meetings. You? 1.3214 0.04800 168 128 26 14
673 I'm embracing my 22% Neanderthal DNA. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
674 The flintmobile was faster. 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
675 So, the only difference is that your hair stayed on top? 1.3214 0.04725 168 127 28 13
676 is the next stop The Museum of Natural History? 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
677 I say if you're going to go Paleolithic, go all the way." 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
678 I think I set my clock forward too far this year. 1.3210 0.04435 162 118 36 8
679 ''Before this, I had a small role on the Flintstones'' 1.3208 0.04215 159 113 41 5
680 Well since you asked, yes Barney, I do think you've sold out. 1.3208 0.04831 159 120 27 12
681 Excuse me...is this the club car? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
682 I don't know about you, but I'm early man. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
683 A bear market? Where? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
684 Which stop for the natural history museum? 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
685 Bro, do you even dress Paleo? 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
686 Does this train stop at Neolithic? 1.3202 0.04671 178 136 27 15
687 You work HOW many hours a day?! 1.3202 0.04391 178 132 35 11
688 ...and then she said, “Oh, Daddy, it’s like you’re Cro-Magnon man, you’re so old-fashioned,” and I said, “No daughter of mine is getting her belly button double-pierced for her wedding!” and my wife said, “Get out of the car, Phil,” and here I am. 1.3200 0.05634 125 96 18 11
689 Oh, the Museum of Natural History? Get off at Eighty-first. 1.3200 0.04515 175 131 32 12
690 It’s true, the subways are less civilized these days. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
691 ... and so I became the alpha-male I had been looking for all my life 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
692 I was also in Finance. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
693 Why, yes...I am....but we like to think of our work as Corporate Recruiters rather than Headhunters." 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
694 I'm more of a job hunter-gatherer at the moment. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
695 So this is what we have to look forward to? 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
696 So they won’t let you work from your cave either? 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
697 Trust me, I’m ahead of my time. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
698 Since we seem to be going backwards anyway 1.3185 0.05325 135 103 21 11
699 The more things change, the more they remain the same. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
700 If you see something, grunt something. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
701 It was safer in the old days. 1.3185 0.04431 157 114 36 7
702 Rock, paper, scissors? 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
703 You wouldn't happen to have any briefs in that case, would you? 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
704 I got more done working from my cave. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
705 What on earth happened to you? 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
706 I mostly come in to hunt and gather. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
707 I traded the cave for a tax shelter. 1.3182 0.04194 176 128 40 8
708 Every once in a while I like to get out of the cave and see how the other 99% of us are doing. 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
709 Minor regrets on outfit decision perhaps, otherwise felt like another interview home run 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
710 Wanna fight to the death? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
711 I've always been an originalist. 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
712 What's in your wallet? 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
713 So I thought, Why not try full-on paleo? Except for public transportation. 1.3171 0.04874 164 126 24 14
714 I manage the Stonehenge portfolio. 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
715 She already got the house and the cars, and now she's coming after my man cave!? 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
716 Why don't you just smash the plaintiff's head in? 1.3168 0.04860 161 123 25 13
717 I make the best fires 1.3168 0.04443 161 118 35 8
718 That tie is so outdated 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
719 Why who would have thought! I, too, am a conservative! 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
720 When I went remote, I went very remote. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
721 Volunteering for the time capsule was a mistake. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
722 What toxic masculinity? 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
723 How do you bring home the bacon in one of those? 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
724 I invented the wheel. What line of business are you in? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
725 I'm an anesthesiologists. What do you do for living? 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
726 These seats are hard as a rock. 1.3151 0.04428 146 105 36 5
727 I was you for years until one day I just woke. 1.3151 0.05302 146 114 18 14
728 Sure, but what even is "office attire" anymore? 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
729 No, I still work at Burns, Graber and Burns . . . but nobody messes with me any more. 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
730 Excuse me, do you have the time? Err… year? 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
731 It discourages muggers. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
732 Rock beats paper. Sir, I am just trying to get to work. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
733 I got a great sublet on a diorama on Central Park West. 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
734 You sure smell nice. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
735 I'm only here because my Prius is in the shop. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
736 Even the mammouth was faster than this. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
737 Walk softly and carry a big schtick. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
738 You were only supposed to set it back one hour 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
739 Let's be honest, we really aren't that different. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
740 So now you're saying Shark Tank won't go for Fire? 1.3129 0.04296 147 105 38 4
741 There's no base salary. I literally eat what I kill. 1.3125 0.04270 160 116 38 6
742 I think I missed my stop a long time ago. 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
743 This isn’t quite what I imagined when I invented the wheel. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
744 Man, I miss working from home. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
745 I’m just getting back into the workforce after some time off. Anything changed? 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
746 Do you keep your club in that case? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
747 So this is what inventing fire gets me to? 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
748 Wanna get stoned? 1.3117 0.04920 154 118 24 12
749 Which stop for Trump Tower? 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
750 This is how we settle our scores. No need for fancy lawyers! 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
751 Hey man - you play laptop? 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
752 I'm allowed to take one person back with me and you look like you need a break. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
753 Yes, I do have a permit to have an open-carry axe. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
754 So what tool do you use to get the job done? 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
755 So you could imagine why I take exception to the NY Metro being called ‘primitive.’ 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
756 Yes, but you don't understand; I hunt clients and gather retainers." 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
757 If we're just sitting here, whose feet are driving this? 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
758 I'm going apartment hunting. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
759 Brooks Brothers? 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
760 Dude, Metrosexual is so last decade. Primalsexual is where it's at now. 1.3106 0.05392 132 102 19 11
761 Is Zabar's for hunting, or for gathering? 1.3106 0.04247 161 117 38 6
762 Nice costume. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
763 I'll tell you a secret. I invented the wheel. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
764 I hear that Trump Tower needs a new doorman. 1.3099 0.05211 142 110 20 12
765 I, too, like to pillage and plunder and be home by 6pm. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
766 I am mirroring my inner beast, while my suit and tie are at the cleaners. 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
767 Ever since the DNA test said that I'm 2.5% Neanderthal, I've been trying to get back in touch with my roots. 1.3095 0.04543 168 127 30 11
768 So I packed up my mancave and the rest is prehistory. 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
769 Yeah, I am an originalist. How'd you know? 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
770 Bearish or Bullish? 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
771 Excuse me, what stop should I get off at for the Museum of Natural History? 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
772 What do you gather with that briefcase?" 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
773 No, an NYU professor, actually, cancelled for repeated pronoun infractions. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
774 Back to basics seemed like a good idea! 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
775 I’ll tell ya, clubbing’s not like it used to be. 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
776 Then I bought Twitter. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
777 And then I invented a time machine. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
778 I’m calling it “fire.” I think it could really catch on. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
779 I don't understand why I can't stay remote? 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
780 The Open Carry Law in this state is very primitive. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
781 I do have a concealed-carry license, but no pockets. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
782 I know what you’re thinking. “Where is the hair on top of my head?” Right!? 1.3082 0.04964 159 124 21 14
783 I'm meeting Wilma at that new paleo restaurant. 1.3077 0.04112 169 123 40 6
784 You thought Evolution only went in one direction? 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
785 So, this is only what I will keep after divorce? 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
786 Oh, I'll probably grab a quick bite and go clubbing. You? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
787 I'll get off at your stop, you get off at mine, and we'll see who lasts longer. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
788 Spent the night clubbing. Why ask you? 1.3073 0.04044 179 131 41 7
789 I loved working from home. Too bad we have to return to the office. 1.3072 0.05018 153 119 21 13
790 Only I can Make Cavemen Great Again. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
791 Oh, yeah? Well, you don't look like a headhunter. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
792 The herds don't run through Central Park like they used to. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
793 Do you have change for a rock? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
794 I'm gay. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
795 When I got on I thought it would be quicker than this. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
796 I’m planning on doing some clubbing tonight. Any recommendations? 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
797 My stop is the Museum of Natural History. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
798 She said she left me because I always overcommit to the gag. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
799 So, you're a neurosurgeon too? 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
800 So, you've had the wheel for over 5,000 years now, and this is the best you could do? 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
801 I'm sorry I dragged your wife into it. 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
802 It all started with a paleolithic diet. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
803 I can’t work remotely anymore either. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
804 I work in finance. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
805 My workplace has gone all casual attire. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
806 Once you go paleo,you never go back. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
807 I’ve already lost four pounds. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
808 I'm with Flintstone Sachs. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
809 …and after Wilma left me, I kind of lost touch with Pebbles and her family. But enough about me. How’s your mom doing, Bam Bam? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
810 Mine protects and feeds me ... what's yours do 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
811 You saw something. Now say something. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
812 So the Bronx Zoo is the other direction? 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
813 You got all this from fire? 1.3048 0.04538 187 146 25 16
814 Nice to see we still don’t have necks in the future. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
815 I've got a permit to carry this! 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
816 Yeah, I was into Crypto. Why do you ask? 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
817 I'm running for office in Idaho, you? 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
818 My Stegosaurus is in the shop. 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
819 I'll need to first see your last year's tax returns 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
820 I decided to see how far I can take casual dress day. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
821 It must be nice having something to put your pens in. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
822 It's a message from your future self. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
823 I was supposed to work remotely but I broke my tablet. 1.3037 0.05491 135 107 15 13
824 Do I have to be part of a well regulated Militia? 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
825 I can change at the office and I have never been mugged. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
826 Ironically, I greatly prefer the Mediterranean diet.... 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
827 My girlfriend’s worried that I’m taking this paleo diet thing a little too far. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
828 Wanna go clubbing tonight? 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
829 I figure if I dress like this it’s easier to get away with manspreading. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
830 How do you breathe with that noose around your neck? 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
831 Everybody gets cancelled eventually. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
832 What do you call that weapon on your lap? 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
833 Should I invest in futures? 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
834 You mean I could have gotten a patent for the wheel ? 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
835 OK, so where IS Nancy? 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
836 Actually, the preferred term is caveperson. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
837 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have," they sa 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
838 I wish these seats were heated. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
839 I'm lead investigator on a wheel study. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
840 I'm headed to the bear market they say is on Wall Street. 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
841 It’s becoming less clear which one of us is from the past. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
842 What do you hunt or gather? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
843 Actually, I hoped this would keep people from talking to me. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
844 Just ask. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
845 Tinder does sound interesting 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
846 I only get to gather-from-home one day a week. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
847 Cave? Subway? It’s all a trip, man. 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
848 Arghh! Mondays. Am I right? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
849 I'm on my way to an Alex Jones lookalike contest. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
850 I'm sure I won't be the only one at our class reunion who has retrogressed a little during the pandemic. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
851 I’m just getting ahead of the times, honestly. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
852 I’ve got to admit I wasn’t knocking them dead working from home. 1.2995 0.04056 187 140 38 9
853 Why,yes; I am on my way to a Trump rally! 1.2994 0.05062 167 135 14 18
854 Frankly, I found today‘s Wordle to be somewhat pedestrian. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
855 Evolved much? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
856 Off Grid, baby, Off Grid 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
857 I've embraced a Paleo eating plan and clothing but sticking with indoor plumbing 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
858 I’m serious. It’s a jungle out there. 1.2988 0.04672 164 127 25 12
859 Honestly, we haven't come as far as you might think. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
860 Should have got patent on wheel. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
861 Looks like you haven’t heard about Quiet Quitting yet. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
862 Patent Lawyer, you say? Wish I had met you 6000 years ago. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
863 We're business casual 1.2985 0.03866 201 150 42 9
864 You wouldn't believe the delay on the F. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
865 Things have changed so much, I now use it mainly as an air guitar. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
866 So you're telling me I can't eat the pigeons? 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
867 You should try it. The cold seat feels great on my balls right now. 1.2980 0.05129 151 120 17 14
868 Does it stop at Jurassic? 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
869 What do you mean Halloween was last week? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
870 What I do is enter and then hit. What's the use of hitting enter? 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
871 Looks like the C train hasn’t changed much. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
872 It started as remote working, led to quiet quitting and devolved to my cave man roots. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
873 I figured if I was going to go Paleo, why not go all the way? 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
874 When they told me to walk softly and carry a big stick, they never mentioned anything about the subway. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
875 I mean, literally between a rock and a hard place. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
876 It's not a 'banjo.' Let me show you how it works. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
877 I'm reinventing the wheel. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
878 No, I'm actually from the future. 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
879 I'm the man who never returned. 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
880 This commute is nothing compared to the space-time continuum. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
881 Is this the train to Far Rockaway? 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
882 So you and this subway represent 5,000 years of advanced civilization? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
883 I'm Crog. I define my self as a male. 1.2960 0.05568 125 99 15 11
884 Dump my 401K stocks and put everything into something called 'the wheel.' A friend tells me this is gonna be the biggest thing since fire. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
885 I miss being able to work from the cave. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
886 Yes, we had bald people in the Stone Age. Any OTHER questions funny guy? 1.2958 0.05075 142 111 20 11
887 They want us back in the office too, but we can dress like home. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
888 The dinosaurs are gone? 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
889 ... And on Wednesdays we wear pink 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
890 HR can't complain. My fingers hang above the hem. 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
891 Do you really think you are more evolved? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
892 Sorry maybe I am missing something how is this womens fault? 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
893 In our day, we used caves for art. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
894 Your suit is a little dated. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
895 I should have worn a tie 1.2952 0.04122 166 123 37 6
896 L'me guess. Gatherer? 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
897 You're not afraid other passengers will stare at your, you know, exposed chin and cheeks? 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
898 One of us missed the memo. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
899 I thought it was going to be a zoom meeting. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
900 We each get one free whack, I'll go first. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
901 I should have invested in the wheel. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
902 I work in stone. You? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
903 Where's Nancy? 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
904 It all began to change when I switched to the paleo diet. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
905 Yes, it’s a big change but I found myself between a rock and a hard place. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
906 Yeah, well since Covid I've been working at home from my man cave you know. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
907 I'm on the extreme paleo diet. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
908 Don't worry, it's a skort. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
909 I remember when this was all caves. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
910 Most people have no idea how slow these trains are. 1.2937 0.04024 160 117 39 4
911 Wanna go clubbing? 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
912 Eat what you kill, they say? Let me give you some advice. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
913 Casual Friday is open for interpretation, right? 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
914 You think your job is rough? I have to find and kill something or else I don't eat. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
915 Just my luck-you'd think after all these millennia there would be a cure for baldness. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
916 We’ve got the fire thing worked out. We figured out the wheel. But, can you tell me when we’ll get some clothes? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
917 The name's Elon, you? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
918 You don't hear me asking about your briefs. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
919 I'm a delegate to the GOP women's reproductive health planning committee. 1.2927 0.05624 123 98 14 11
920 That club kill good? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
921 I'm a bit old school . 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
922 What the heck is “manspreading”? 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
923 Yeah. Flintstone. That's the guy. You seen him around? 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
924 Judge me all you want, but you’re riding the subway too. 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
925 I always bring this on the subway. 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
926 Excuse me. Is this the BC line? 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
927 Do you know how many stops til Bedrock? 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
928 It started with the wheel, and quite frankly, got out of control from there. 1.2914 0.04936 151 119 20 12
929 I just didn't see the point of business school... 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
930 …and that’s how the paleo diet changed my life” 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
931 I killed the mammoths off with this, you killed the entire planet with that. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
932 To somewhere here they call 'The Village', why? 1.2909 0.04125 165 123 36 6
933 How do you hunt and gather with that thing?" 1.2909 0.04469 165 127 28 10
934 When it comes down to it, we’re really not that different. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
935 I'm heading to my man cave. You? 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
936 Elon say Og can't work from cave no more. Og sad. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
937 Formal Friday, eh? 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
938 Perhaps you’ve seen some of my graffiti here on the L train. Typically I work in fire, hunting, primitives. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
939 It took me a while,but I finally realized I was never bludgeoning to my full potential. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
940 I’m getting off at the Natural History Museum. You? 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
941 I hammer in the morning and I hammer in the evening. That's about it. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
942 Do you believe in devolution? 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
943 I like to keep it handy in case some Neanderthal tries to start something. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
944 Before you start hormone therapy, check with your doctor about possible side-effects. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
945 Yea, I agree, it's a jungle out there. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
946 The commute from the Paleolithic Era was epic. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
947 Feels like this commute has taken eons. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
948 Going to college isn't for everyone 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
949 You were like me once. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
950 i always get a seat; even in rush hour! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
951 Really? You’re still dragging one of those things around? 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
952 So what are you going to be for Halloween? 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
953 Listen kid, it’s a jungle out there you’ve gotta be prepared 1.2887 0.05055 142 112 19 11
954 So, you're what another 5,000 years of evolution looks like? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
955 Yes, the paleo diet has been life changing. 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
956 How do you fit your hammer in that thing? 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
957 It’s great to return to the office. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
958 I missed my stop - years ago. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
959 Grog believe only good guy with club, can stop bad guy with club. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
960 Unfortunately my assets are still frozen. 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
961 I'm from the temp agency. Your company was desperate. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
962 So you can’t eat processed foods, dairy, or sugar but plenty of fish, nuts, and vegetables. 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
963 And then he says no more working remotely. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
964 Skip middleman. Get food! 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
965 Wait, there was no red wave? 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
966 Brooklyn has really changed. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
967 How come this cave is moving? 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
968 Are you really going to fend off an assault with a briefcase? 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
969 So I’ve gone full paleo. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
970 I only get work during a bear market. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
971 Sure, we had to move a few stops further out to get exactly what we wanted, but it’s cavernous. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
972 They said, "Expect delays." 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
973 You remind me of a younger version of myself. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
974 But then I got into politics. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
975 What do I do for a living? I bash mankind's hopes and dreams. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
976 I can hardly wait for my ancestry.com results” 1.2867 0.05121 143 114 17 12
977 Who does your hair? 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
978 You aren’t from around here are you? 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
979 I got a little carried away with my paleo diet. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
980 Parking aside, the drive was killing my feet. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
981 I’m the exact opposite of you. I speak softly, but carry a big stick. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
982 Yes, I am heavily invested in crypto. Why do you ask? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
983 Club him. Then feed him to the lions. Got it. I want half the cash up front. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
984 Me go clubbing in Big Apple. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
985 My firm went back to an eat-what-you-kill compensation model. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
986 I figured, if you're going to go paleo, go paleo! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
987 Are you going to the bear market, too? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
988 And that’s when I told her I wanted a modern Stone Age family 1.2847 0.05183 144 116 15 13
989 I find the direct approach works better. 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
990 Yeah, we moved into the cave during the pandemic, and we couldn't be happier." 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
991 She can have half of everything. I’d like to keep the rock. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
992 My wheels are in the shop. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
993 Yes, I am MAGA. Why do you ask? 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
994 Either you're early or I'm late. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
995 We have a lot in common, I invented fire and you fire people 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
996 Finally, my stop. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
997 Our definitions of "paleo lifestyle" differ. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
998 Do you know the stop for the natural history museum? 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
999 I think we can both agree that modern rock doesn't come close to the old stuff. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1000 I'm sensing some toxic masculinity. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1001 You know the CIA runs Facebook, right? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1002 Why does everyone keep asking me if I’m related to Andrew Cuomo? I’m a caveman. Not an asshole. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1003 If you stay on the Palio diet long enough, this will happen. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1004 So it kind of started with a drum circle at this men's weekend... 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1005 I can sense your judgment of my manspread. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1006 I'm so glad open carry is allowed here. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1007 I’m still having trouble with the concept of dressing for success. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1008 Are you SURE this will appeal to the jury? 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1009 I was a mugger but my probation program taught me I could make a better living as a performance anthropologist. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
1010 Life insurance. Are you kidding me? 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1011 Wait, what did YOU think "fire him" meant? 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1012 So how’s everyone at the office? 1.2824 0.05228 131 104 17 10
1013 Me think me thinks too much. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1014 Flintstone Industries. And you 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1015 A Raptor, T - Rex, and a Cave Man go into a bar.. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1016 Man, I am really really late for work. You? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1017 I hear they’re calling it Paleo now. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1018 You may have taken this Paleo thing a bit too far 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1019 I just listed my cave for $2.5 million. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1020 I've ridden dinosaurs cleaner than this 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1021 I used to be you. Then I went off the grid. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1022 Where do I pick up the BC train? 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1023 I'm gonna show up in court like this and hope they buy the insanity defense. I suggest you do the same. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1024 How much Neanderthal blood do you have? 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1025 I'm in hostile takeovers. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1026 So I figure that if I'm called a Neanderthal by my staff, then I might as well dress like one. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1027 I decided to go Paleo. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1028 So, you’re telling me that evolution is an oxymoron? 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
1029 And then yabba dabba, I found myself in a corporate job 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1030 It was my Halloween costume, but I’d never gotten so many compliments so here we are. 1.2808 0.04932 146 116 19 11
1031 Welcome to the jungle. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1032 Yes, I 'm on a paleo diet, why do you ask? 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1033 This trip has taken ages. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
1034 You look more like a gatherer than a hunter. 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
1035 Evolution really did you a favor by not giving you a neck. Trust me. 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
1036 These wait times have gotten out of hand. 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
1037 It was a really long wait for this train. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1038 Ya’ know, the wheel was my idea. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1039 Get out much? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1040 I’ve decided to simplify my life. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1041 Is that a Berluti briefcase? Very nice. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1042 Me bring work home too. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1043 I don't want to miss my link. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1044 I am your future self. The good news is that you can quit your job today. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1045 I'll stick with the axe - it's more humane. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1046 A Neanderthal, a Cromagnon, and a Homo habilis walked into a bar... 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1047 Jane said I should take the Crosstown Vine from Greenpoint. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1048 Your office doesn't dress up for Halloween? 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1049 I've given up on fighting it and decided to just embrace the recession this time. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1050 I'm ready for Russia to nuke us back to the Stone Age. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1051 I work at a diorama in the Museum of Natural History but I live in the Village. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
1052 Which stop is for the Museum of Natural History? 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
1053 Things seem to be trending more in my direction than in yours. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1054 Real men spread. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1055 One day I just asked myself; does Ugg run the firm or is the firm running Ugg? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1056 Fire was a noun in my day. 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1057 Today's employee evaluation day. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1058 What exactly is this 'manspreading'? 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
1059 This wall on the street you speak of - does it have cave drawings? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1060 I am thinking about having my chest waxed. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1061 Is Biden still president? 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
1062 Did you see that guy that just got off? Sheeze! 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1063 Not great, I discovered fired. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1064 Throwback Tuesday 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1065 I haven't been to the office in ages. 1.2778 0.04713 108 80 26 2
1066 Is this evolution or devolution? 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1067 You dress for the job YOU want; I'll dress for the job I want. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1068 Casual Friday 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1069 While it is true that we were not as fashion conscious as you, and we were not as well-read nor wealthy as your people, and surely your people have a leg up on us in the culinary department, it is also true that we chose much better leaders. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1070 I missed my stop. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1071 Ties are optional for us on Casual Fridays 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1072 I’m really embracing my new paleo diet 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1073 Counselor, my family has been insured with GEICO for a million years. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
1074 Another day, another river stone, am I right? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1075 You don't look as dumb as they said you would. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1076 "Hey friend, wanna catch some dinner?" 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1077 You know Mom still loves me better... 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1078 Normally, I work remotely. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1079 I do think you'll find that manspreading WAS a Neanderthal invention. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1080 You fight your battles your way, I'll fight mine my way. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1081 You bet Mr. President! I'm headin' down to DC, too...This time we're really gonna show'em what "uncivilized " looks like. 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
1082 You see, I need some investors for this idea I have. I call it 'the wheel' but I am totally flexible on the name 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1083 Yes, but no one messes with me. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1084 I threw out everything that didn’t bring me joy” @panosena @jpfl9 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1085 What in hell is a Nesting Doll? 1.2763 0.04778 152 121 20 11
1086 Which stop is the club district? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1087 Tell me about your man cave. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1088 Crypto has saved my life. I don't need to hunt OR gather anymore! 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1089 I knew this would happen when you got the MBA. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1090 Me? I teach Critical Rock Theory. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1091 Early Armani. Yours? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1092 The Stone Age is comparatively less threatening. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1093 A pocket square? ...you think? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1094 I have an exhibit at MOMA. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1095 I’m usually much earlier. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1096 Of course I’m wearing underwear! What do you think I am? A caveman? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1097 Feels like I've been riding this subway since the Stone Age. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
1098 How many stops till the Stone Age? 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1099 I’m allergic to synthetics. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1100 Wow. You must be one of those gatherers. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1101 You here to reinvent the wheel? 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1102 I’m guessing tighty whiteys. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1103 But I will need a good lawyer. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1104 I used to be a barbarian trader. Now I’m happy just being a barbarian. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
1105 Mondays, am I right? 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1106 Actually, the delay was way longer than anybody expected. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1107 We go by cave dwellers now. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
1108 I've been working remotely. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1109 You got fire? Me got fire too. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1110 Yea, we had the rat race too but we ate the rat the end of the day. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1111 I'm going as myself, how 'bout you? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1112 Meta made cuts. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1113 Fashion is cyclical." 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1114 You wanna go somewhere and get hammered? 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1115 I see this is your first subway trip. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1116 Poll duty. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1117 Wow, inflation hasn’t effected you at all. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
1118 I decided to go full paleo. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1119 Actually, I'm not from the past. I'm from the future. 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1120 I remember when this line ended at midtown. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1121 Ok, Boomer 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1122 Tell me more about this man cave of yours. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1123 This is the Ooga line. You need the Booga. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1124 The dinosaur quit on me. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1125 When my DNA results came back, I decided to embrace the Neanderthal in me 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1126 This thing would go a lot faster if we put our feet into it. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1127 So you tell me if I’m not careful I’ll end up like you? 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1128 You are going to look odd in Brooklyn 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1129 You wouldn’t believe the delay on the local! 1.2735 0.05513 117 94 14 9
1130 I’m fully embracing my inner Neanderthal 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1131 It’s all hush-hush for now, but we’re spinning off the hunting and gathering divisions. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1132 Hair implants?! 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
1133 Do you think clothes make the man? 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1134 It’s rent-stabilized, but we have to cook on an open fire. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1135 You'd think we'd have evolved necks by now. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1136 I'm Cro Magnon, what are you? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1137 I'm trying to evolve, believe me, but it is hard. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1138 Can you tell me the stop for the American Museum of Natural History? I need to speak with them. They have it all wrong 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1139 You work more than eight hours a week?!? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1140 Don't forget to vote 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1141 So you're saying to go with a Roth IRA over the traditional IRA 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1142 WANTED: A caption that doesn't reference the Paleo diet. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1143 I've been commuting for eons. You? 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
1144 Ever since I began my paleo diet it brought out the caveman in me. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1145 If you're wondering why you are sitting next to a caveman with a well-groomed Edwardian beard, you'll have to ask Lars. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1146 So you think Trump is a positive evolutionary result? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1147 Bulls and bears? You're worried about bulls and bears? Ha. That's funny. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1148 I have a Museum of Natural History gig. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
1149 Me?...I teach Pre-History... 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
1150 I do not believe in evolution either. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1151 The beard? No, I had this before COVID. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1152 Wanna walk into a bar together? 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1153 Before Trump, I used to carry a briefcase. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1154 Who’d you vote for! 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1155 Before I evolved I used to carry a brief case to work too. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1156 I'm going full Paleo 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1157 Mother always liked you better. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1158 The caveman: ‘I’m more of a bagel guy’. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1159 We're harvesting Mastodons right now" 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1160 Quiet quitting got me where I am today. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1161 I think we are in a different place in the fashion cycle 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1162 I haven't been clubbing in a while. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1163 Nice tie! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1164 Seems like eons since I had to go into the office. 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
1165 How about those Tigers?!! 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1166 Yes, we want conservatism to go back that far. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1167 These walls could use some paintings. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1168 Let’s just say, my club has a lot to offer. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1169 Which stop for Homo Erectus? 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1170 Cool! I'm an attorney, too. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1171 It doesn’t look like much of a weapon. 1.2710 0.04317 107 78 29 0
1172 So how do you fit your rock smasher in there 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1173 Oh, yeah? Well, I'd rather be a Neanderthal than a Republican! 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1174 Careful, it's a jungle out there. 1.2707 0.04151 133 99 32 2
1175 Oh, I’m a tenured professor of anthropology. Why do you ask? 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
1176 I have an appointment. Can I borrow your tie? 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1177 Why don’t we have necks 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
1178 Oh yeah? I say rock beat paper every time, and I can prove it. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1179 I beg your pardon. I believe I am the evolved one. 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
1180 Is it true this Wall Street place has occasional meat markets? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1181 Don’t you hate having to wear your pre-pandemic clothes? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1182 I build the most magnificent caves 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1183 Still wearing the monkey suit, huh? 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1184 You'd be surprised how much we have in common. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1185 Caves good. Loud rolling people carts, not so good. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1186 Could I be at risk of an adverse possession claim if a guy ends up squatting in my cave while I'm out on this mammoth hunt? 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1187 So is that thing how you show your manhood? 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1188 I suppose you no longer have axes to grind. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1189 Any place with a good pterodactyl soup around here? 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1190 You taking the test, too? 1.2696 0.04508 115 86 27 2
1191 my advice to you is get your man cave,now 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1192 And then she told me cave-manspreading is still considered manspreading 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1193 You call that a club? 1.2690 0.04182 145 110 31 4
1194 Sounds like we pretty much do the same kind of work. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
1195 Yours looks much easier to carry! 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1196 Do you have a moist towelette? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1197 I'm between jobs. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1198 Enjoy jury duty, sucker. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1199 Paper, rock, scissors? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1200 So you don’t wear animal print? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1201 I feel like I've been riding this train for ten thousand years 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1202 Underwear? What’s that? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1203 The fire I can make can burn about 20,000 documents an hour. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1204 I . . . do wear underpants . . . why do you ask? 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1205 You got any briefs in there? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1206 I'm pissed they brought us back full time. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1207 To be fair I think we both drank the Kool-Aid. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1208 You were in the next office from me at Lehman. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1209 She kicked me out of my man cave. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1210 It's a Flinstones Tribute Band. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
1211 I'm a hunter-gatherer. You? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1212 I rub it with amber resin to control the frizz. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1213 Can you interpret those strange markings on the walls? 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1214 After COVID I decided to go back to basics. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1215 ‘I felt that the cave no longer had anything to offer me.’ 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1216 They’re called ‘magic mushrooms’ and trust me, they’ll completely change your life. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1217 We have more in common than you'd think. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1218 I know how you feel... Jamie says we all have to show up at the office... 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1219 Didn't I see you at Burning Man? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1220 I used to be a coastal elite but then I opted for quiet quitting. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1221 You didn't get the memo? It's casual Friday, dude. 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
1222 If you think ennui is bad, try existential crisis. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1223 What do you dabba dabba do? 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1224 Where I come from we spend most of our time underground. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1225 How much did corporate pay you to sell out, Barney? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1226 No. 'They.' 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1227 Sprechen Sie Troglodeutsch? 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1228 Tools of the trade, am I right? 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1229 Keto convention at the Javits Center, you? 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
1230 My therapist is uptown. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1231 I work the early shift. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1232 So the scientists says, “No, we can’t refreeze you, and I says…” Am I boring you? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1233 I ran out of dating options 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1234 What's the problem buddy, you've never seen a lawyer before? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1235 we pretty much do the same things in suits now 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1236 Down here, we're all cavemen. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1237 Did you just tell me where to get off? 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1238 The historical reenactments get all the attention, but we were first 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1239 I'm the former CEO of MySpace." 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1240 Right now, I’m doing mostly freelance cave painting. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1241 I never expected to use the wheel for this. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1242 Another day, another dollar 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1243 What’s underwear? 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1244 Progress is an illusion 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1245 Is there a statute of limitations on a patent for inventing the wheel? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1246 Corner office or not, we're all Neanderthals. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1247 I preferred working from cave. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1248 I'm on my way to my new job at Twitter. 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1249 So this global warming thing, should we not have discovered fire? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1250 And then she called me a caveman 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1251 Ogg did fire. Ogg did wheel. Where Ogg financial compensation package? 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1252 You may wear a suit, but your argument is primitive. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1253 Turns out the paleo diet has some side effects. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1254 Must say your clothes look really uncomfortable, at least we got that right. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1255 Trust me. When you manspread, an axe will always beat a briefcase. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1256 Tell me about razors 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1257 I love your toupee. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1258 I quit wearing a tie during COVID. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1259 In my day, clout meant something different. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1260 No, I'm an HR manager... 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1261 Auto insurance? That's all you got? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1262 We don't have a bear market. We just eat 'em where we kill 'em" 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1263 Neanderthal. And you? 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1264 Look, I can get my lawyer, or we can do this the old-fashioned way. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1265 I'm running late. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1266 Man, I love your hair 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1267 I'm really into this new Paleo diet! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1268 What's the matter? Saber-toothed tiger got your tongue? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1269 I am a new hire with MTA. What about you? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1270 seems to me fella, not much has changed 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1271 I prefer a less civilized approach. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1272 Evolution is inevitable, but I’ll miss having a neck. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1273 This trip is taking eons. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1274 You and I are no different. If we switch they won't know the difference. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1275 You think YOU'VE been waiting! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1276 Christmas music already? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1277 You lost me at, “let’s not reinvent the wheel” 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1278 I've been riding this for ages. 1.2628 0.03914 137 102 34 1
1279 People keep telling me that this election has set us back. But I just don’t see it. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1280 This Paleo diet is really working for me. 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1281 Is this the Yabba Dabba Two Train? 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1282 I'm beginning to wonder if my school guidance counsellor was being sarcastic. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1283 But can you fit a club in there? 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1284 If I'm the uncivilized one, then how come you tried to get on the train before letting everyone else off? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1285 What's Halloween? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1286 It feels like ages since I asked the bus driver to call out my stop. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1287 I tried it your way. Didn't work for me. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1288 So, do you think things have changed for the better? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1289 We have more in common than you might think 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1290 How’s the paleo diet going? It’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1291 Now that I've won the election I'm tacking back to the right. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1292 Going to meet an old friend at the museum. You? 1.2623 0.05309 122 99 14 9
1293 I came to the city to find a wife 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1294 I found bringing the club eliminated the need for a briefcase. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
1295 'This thing sounds like someone needs to re-invent the wheel. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1296 Do you have a nickel for poor Charlie here? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1297 Hunter Gatherer. What do you do? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1298 It's very odd to be in a tunnel that is moving. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1299 Where were you on January 6? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1300 You’re not taking the Paleo diet seriously 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1301 What time is it? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1302 Are you sure we’re not related? 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1303 I used to be a vegan but recently switched to Paleo. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1304 Say, excuse me, where is the trans toilet? 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1305 Feels like we're going in reverse, right? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1306 A beard would hide your pretty mouth. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1307 How much lower do you go with the shaving?? 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1308 You'd think they would let me work from home. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1309 I like the ambience at 14th Street but the acoustics are a little primitive. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1310 So you say - first, I gotta get my G.E.D. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1311 We aren't so different. Like you, I also cook with fire. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1312 Darn, I went off and forgot my I-bone 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1313 Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, a missionary? 1.2609 0.06348 92 76 8 8
1314 Hi,I'm Charlie from the MTA. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1315 Corporates really loosened up the dress code since COVID hit. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1316 So, I think we would make a great team. You know, a "speak softly, carry a big stick" kinda thing. Whadda ya say? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1317 Paleo-Vegan. Why do you ask? 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1318 Anyways, the Patent Office said they'd get back to me 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1319 Today is my first day back from working from home 1.2609 0.05672 115 95 10 10
1320 I tell you, after we left the trees it all went downwards. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1321 Wanna hear my pitch for the next big thing? I called it the wheel! 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1322 My wife has me on that cave man diet 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1323 You want the 2/3. This is the B.C. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
1324 I wanted to get off centuries ago, but this thing is open in the back. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1325 I'm trying to decide which of us is more dangerous to the planet's future. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1326 Do you have any spare matches? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1327 Remember son, during the interview it's ok to talk about humble beginnings but don't mention you live in a cave. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1328 You may think that I came from the past, but I'm actually from your future. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1329 It was a bit odd at first, but now I'm comfortable working from home. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1330 Can't wait to get home to the man cave. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1331 No, it's a very exclusive club. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1332 Don't you hate having to bring your own supplies to the office? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1333 Can you tell me which stop is the Natural History Museum? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1334 Don't worry, I have an open carry license. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1335 How do I get to this bear market you speak of? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1336 We all evolve in different ways I guess. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1337 I'm from FarRockaway, You? 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1338 I work from home. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1339 Fire remains our core business, significant R&D to wheels, probably pick up a social platform in Q1. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1340 I do mergers and acquisitions too, but I do them my own way. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1341 I like what you’ve done with your caves. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1342 ...and that was when I realized I'd been working from home too long. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1343 We haven’t moved in ages. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1344 In town for a convention? 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1345 You've changed, Barney. 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1346 Which stop for Rockafella Center? 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1347 So you eat what you kill too? 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1348 No, actually I'm from the future. You know ... what goes around comes around. Right? 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1349 Dude, you think this bad, you should have seen the last global warming. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1350 Previously I only worked remotely. Got any tips for me on how to dress and which arm to carry the club with? 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1351 Well I think your necktie is kind of old-fashioned. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1352 I heard this job was so easy a caveman could do it. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1353 The working-from-cave thing turned out to be not as great as I thought it would be. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1354 So, what's new? 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1355 I feel like evolution passed me by. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1356 Do you know if the A train connects with the yabba dabba D? 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1357 You’re overthinking this! 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1358 I'm a victim of 'cancel culture.' 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1359 I'm in hunting and gathering. You? 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1360 If you're looking for a real man, here I am. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1361 My boss said I look different on Zoom. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1362 Does this line go to the paleolithic era? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1363 Hard day at the office? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1364 40,000 years with the same company and still every day feels like I’m fighting for my life. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1365 You’re gonna dress like that and tell me no one’s reinvented the wheel yet? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1366 Didn't you get the memo? It's Throwback Thursday 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1367 Where Rat Race? Grog hungry. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1368 We invented the wheel, you know! 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1369 You want to see some petroglyphs in my man cave? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1370 So, yeah, you dress all civilized and such, but what about The Big Lie? 1.2576 0.05001 132 107 16 9
1371 I’m getting ready for history to repeat itself. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1372 I'm an Originalist. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1373 You overturned Roe? Wow, that's barbaric... 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1374 I'm stopping by the American Museum of Natural History to see family. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1375 The gang said they were going clubbing after work. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1376 I’ve always loved you 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1377 Hi, I'm a hunter. You must be a gatherer. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1378 My first visit to the city, actually. You? 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
1379 I hope you're properly grateful for those round things under us, which I came up with, that are getting you to work on time today. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1380 You think I'm outdated? You're the one who can't work from home! 1.2569 0.03911 144 109 33 2
1381 My clocks went back a little too far. 1.2569 0.04402 109 82 26 1
1382 I'm a head hunter. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1383 Experience tells me to hit the lion on the head to get the lion's share. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1384 They dug the subway tunnel right through my man cave. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1385 I swear this line lasts forever. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1386 Do you hate the director as much as I do? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1387 What? Never seen a bald person before? 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1388 What do you mean the pandemic is over? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1389 I decided to get back to basics -- from Mergers and Acquisitions to Hunting and Gathering. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1390 My doctor suggested I give the Paleo diet a try. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1391 You should have called an Uber. I’ve been on this train for centuries. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1392 So..... is the future something better? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1393 I'm supposed to be a caveman going as Rob Reiner, not the other way around. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1394 No, Harry, you can’t go clubbing with a suitcase. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1395 Cave to cubicle. Still in a tunnel. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1396 Yes, its been ages; the last time I took the subway to Manhattan, every passenger was reading a newspaper. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1397 I miss the pandemic. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1398 This train delay is taking longer than evolution. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1399 Do you really like wearing a suit and tie? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1400 How's the gathering business these days? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1401 Me think not need insurance agent. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1402 No, this is not a costume. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1403 I was the one who invented the Wheel of Fortune. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1404 I'm really not happy about the "back to the office" edict. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1405 Nice outfit. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1406 Dad? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1407 I'm not saying this club will fix all your problems, but it will definitely help. 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
1408 Paleo diet is so last year. Now it's paleo-everything. 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1409 You were fired? What's that? 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
1410 Turns out A bunch of us were frozen in the Polar Cap. Grateful for global warming. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1411 Did you also struggle with your job while working from home? 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1412 Hunter-gatherer" if you're woke. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1413 You ever invest in PaleoCoin? The returns are rock solid 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1414 Here's a cheaper way to get your food. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1415 My boss told us to reinvent the wheel, so I thought I'd get into character. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1416 I still don't see how this is considered evolved. 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
1417 I love Halloween. It's the only day of the year that people don't stare at me and my hand axe." 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1418 Of course I take the train in. I’m a caveman, not a barbarian. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1419 How long did i sleep? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1420 I thought this train would never come! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1421 No, You need to transfer to the L-4, to get to the 21st century 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1422 I normally take the A Train 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1423 This city's subway is downright primitive. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1424 You're behind the times. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1425 Can I talk to you about some amazing opportunities in crypto 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1426 My mistake was betting on futures. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1427 What? I’m from Queens. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1428 Is that uncomfortable outfit a punishment? 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1429 I really want to meet rolling stone. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1430 Everyday huh? My hand device lasts for days without charging. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1431 What are you going as? 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1432 I've tried them all, and Paleo is the optimal human diet. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1433 "So, what's your pronoun?" 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1434 Are you ready for Black Friday? 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1435 It all started when I bought that flip phone. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1436 I'm in mergers and acquisitions too. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1437 Aren't briefcases a little outdated? 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1438 How do you kill prey with that thing? 1.2540 0.04207 126 96 28 2
1439 Our start-up is in the prehistoric phase. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1440 Just divorced and my wife got the cave. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1441 Invest in crypto? What cave have you been living in? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1442 I plan to work remotely once I master the spear. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1443 Nobody tells ME when to put on a mask. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1444 Cave man, trader, same same, right? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1445 I’m a broker, too. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1446 Clothes don't make the man. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1447 I decided to go back to basics. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1448 I’m part of the security detail 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1449 When I get homesick I come down here. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1450 This is the best you could do with the wheel? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1451 I feel like I’m stuck in the Stone Age at work. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1452 I actually have found that the ‘Paleo diet’ works better if you really buy in 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1453 Man, I haven’t worn a tie since March 2020. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1454 I’m thinking of cashing in my 401K because my life expectancy is only 36 years! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1455 I recommend taking the express, not the local. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1456 So each day is still a grind? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1457 So, how about those Giants? 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1458 I'm preparing for the future 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1459 You do this every day? 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1460 Are you saying I should buy low and sell high? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1461 New York was way cooler when I moved here. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1462 ‘You ever been axed?’ 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1463 It appears that the gatherer’s won out. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1464 You no neck 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1465 What do you mean cavemanspreading? 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1466 I have to go into the office one day a week, too. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1467 My wife said it’s time to leave my man-cave and go back to work. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1468 Lets me tell you about the good old days. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1469 And that's when I started questioning the concept of the traditional workplace. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1470 Why do you wear that thing around your neck? 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1471 Really! My wife’s a bean counter too! 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1472 Survival of the fittest, my ass! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1473 So you're saying life gets easier?... 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1474 Hunter and gather. And you? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1475 So you're telling me that you catch dinner with that box thing? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1476 The subway's pretty neat, but the rest of it sucks. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1477 I applied for a lower paleolithic position, and figured I'd work my way up to middle paleolithic management, then, if I'm lucky, bronze age. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1478 Hostile takeovers — your what do you do? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1479 Welcome to the 21st century" 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1480 Where can I get good Brontosaurus in the city? 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1481 Since starting the Paleo diet, my beard has really helped with the ladies. You might give it a try. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1482 This Paleolithic diet is less about what you eat and more about changing your lifestyle. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1483 I actually work from home, but it's nice to get out of the cave every now and then. 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1484 It's an early period piece, opening off broadway. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1485 Metro . . . Retro . . . what's the difference when Wall Street hits rock bottom! 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1486 My life plan is based on The Flintstones. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1487 How are we going to have a Yabba Dabba Doo time when all you do is work, Barney? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1488 Congrats on the promotion, Cronk. I knew the bosses would love that whole “fire” thing you came up with. 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1489 Well, basically . . . 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1490 If you represent the future I'm getting off here 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1491 Where are you from? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1492 When they ran the subway through my cave I was issued a free pass. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1493 The club ensures I won't get any dirty looks for manspreading. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1494 I hear The Rockettes are fun. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1495 Subway security guard is my side hustle. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1496 What? You never saw a bald guy before. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1497 Boss say Grog no more ‘work from cave’. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1498 I see you forgot that it's Casual Friday. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1499 Let's get hammered . 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1500 I could have walked there faster. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1501 Is this the bus for the hunter-gatherers’ meetup? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1502 Yes, I have riding been a long time. On the other hand, no one ever bothers me. 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
1503 We're a start-up. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1504 Atleast no one messes with me. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1505 "Actually, it's surprisingly comfortable. But next season I'm going to ask for pockets." 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1506 I go commando 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1507 Take my advice, short Mastodons. 1.2500 0.04604 156 128 17 11
1508 I really love the newest paleo diet. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1509 So you’re saying that my cave drawings can be NFTs? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1510 I'm working on a thing called "Fire". It's just a startup right now. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1511 Did you listen to the new Taylor Swift album yet? 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1512 Yes, Paleo. How did you guess? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1513 Oh shoot, I thought it was Casual Friday. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1514 And you think your train was delayed… 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1515 I could teach you a few things about sealing the deal. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1516 I couldn’t maintain the diet without the lifestyle. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1517 I gave up the tie to get back to my roots. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1518 I prefer classic rock. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1519 This can go one of two ways. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1520 First I cut out sugar, then processed food, then carbs. Now I’m headed up to Central Park to hunt squirrel. It’s a slippery slope. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1521 I prefer "hominid-spreading". 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1522 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do know Barney Rubble. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1523 And what’s wrong with living in the past? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1524 Are we going backwards or forwards? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1525 My wife said I’ve taken my paleo diet to far. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1526 What do you mean, ‘the Halloween party was cancelled?’ 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1527 You can at least lose the tie, Buddy. It's primitive Friday. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1528 I went clubbing last night - so what did you do? 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1529 I'm here to go clubbing. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1530 This is when America was Great! 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1531 Things change Dude. Rock on a stick is the new briefcase. Get with it! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1532 I'm in loins. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1533 I’m heading home from clubbing and you’re going to work. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1534 I came for the cave drawings but stayed for the live stock. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1535 I'm from the future Mr. Trump. This will only hurt for a second. 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1536 Thank God it's Friday, right? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1537 You seem overdressed for working down here. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1538 We prefer to be called natural formation dwellers. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1539 I can take out anyone you want in exchange for you eliminating a certain saber-toothed tiger. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1540 Yeah we call it CaveManCon, sort of like an appreciation of how our ancestors used to live in the stone age. Unprocessed foods, simple machines, flint tools. The whole thing. Crazy sex parties too. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1541 I'm a poll watcher. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1542 I offer a bigger bang for the buck. 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1543 Nobody mugs me anymore. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1544 I know your type but the right to bare arms is one we’ll never surrender. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
1545 Why work at Amazon, when you can be Amazon! 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1546 So, you’re trying the Wall Street diet? 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
1547 Inflation will get worse. Trust me, I can read the writing on my wall. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1548 I’m not so sure about this Bring Your Child to Work Day thing, Dad. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1549 You're fooling no one. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1550 I'm muscular. You're just fat. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1551 Get rid of the suit, man. You’ve clearly failed to evolve with the zeitgeist in this political environment. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1552 I'm on my way to be deposed in a case about reinventing the wheel. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1553 So, how's your love life? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1554 I'm subletting my cave if you know anyone who's looking. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1555 Our casual Frdays are extremely casual. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1556 Are you really a man? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1557 I prefer Homo sapien over just plain homo. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1558 A bearish market, you say? I was really hoping for some bison… 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1559 I used to dress like you , but then I became a MAGA Republican 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1560 What's that smell? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1561 I’m still not sure it is time for me to return to my office. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1562 They’ll date me and marry you 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1563 I invented the flat tax. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1564 I'm running very late. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
1565 I'm starring in a production called 'Living off the Grid' 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1566 Okay, Mr. Trump, I confessed that I know Sandy Hook was not a hoax. Now it’s your turn to come clean with the American people. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1567 Fred, I have not seen you since the stone ages. How are you yabba dabba doing? 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1568 It started with a bet to see if I could get off social media for a week and then…you know. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1569 It makes no sense, I can make fire at home just as easily as in the office. 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1570 Me Unga win Republican nomination but lose in general. Must be rigged. 1.2458 0.05374 118 98 11 9
1571 I’m told I can be a bit conservative. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1572 Well, if you're only here for a few days, I'd recommend seeing the wolly mammoth exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1573 First day back after lockdown. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1574 I swear! My name is Donald J. Trump. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1575 You think your job's tough? Really? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1576 Back to the grindstone. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1577 Yes, Twitter HR. How did you know? 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1578 Can I tell you how I made millions in crypto? 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1579 This crime wave has sent us back eons. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1580 It's not just a diet, pal. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1581 Are you happy? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1582 This is my Power Suit! 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1583 Ive been told women prefer a more masculine looking man. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1584 I was promoted after I discovered how to light a fire under my team. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1585 If you smartest person in room, you in wrong room. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1586 Tell me, are mammoths still a thing? 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1587 Wanna go clubbing after work tonight? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1588 Well, yes, the Heisenberg equation applies but only in the context of Ehrenfest's theorem of time evolution within in the Heisenberg picture…” 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1589 This commute is easier since they invented the wheel. 1.2451 0.05818 102 85 9 8
1590 It’s vintage. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1591 I'm a good hunter, but my resume's kinda week on gathering. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1592 I’m back to prove the cudgel mightier than the sword. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1593 This is where evolution is heading? Really? 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
1594 I can't believe we're getting married at City Hall! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1595 How about those Knicks? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1596 Ok now you’re really pissing me off 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1597 I’m worried about the Supreme Court 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1598 I supported you and look what happened. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1599 Do you kill your own leather? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1600 Smirk all you want, but if I hadn't invented the wheel, you'd be walking to work ! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1601 You’re the worst financial advisor ever. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
1602 Are you sure you don't want to go clubbing with me? 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
1603 In your case, how does 'bringing home the bacon' work exactly? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1604 "Do you want to go clubbing after work?" 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1605 You know why I carry this? Your legal system ain't working. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1606 I’m a headhunter, you? 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1607 I invented the wheel and look where it got me. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1608 Then after I discovered fire I invented the wheel. You're welcome! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1609 I'm all-in on Paleo. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1610 I feel 'civilization' is such a subjective term. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1611 It's my weekend off from the natural history museum 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1612 Yes, it's me... Rob Reiner!" 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1613 I am a consultant downtown. They want my advice about working from home. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1614 I'm an actor in Paleolithic exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. What do you do? 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1615 I tried living the executive life, but I found returning to my roots more gratifying. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1616 I can't believe they're making us work on a Saturday. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1617 I like that the silver line avoids predators. 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
1618 I also miss remote work. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1619 And then Gork says, “Yeah, but the derivative markets are softer than they’ve ever been!” What do you think? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1620 I'll club the rats and you'll sneak them out in your briefcase. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1621 No offense, but you remind me of a brontosaurus egg. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1622 Sorry, I'm from out of town. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1623 Sorry pal, but 'guy wearing a suit' isn't a real Halloween costume. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1624 Have you seen my MAGA hat? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1625 Spare a few shells? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1626 No, seriously, our votes count the same! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1627 Musk just brought me on as content moderator, you? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1628 You threaten a suit; I threaten assault. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1629 I get to work from home. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1630 Wanna kill some time and play Rock, Paper, Scissors? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1631 Do you keep your club at the office? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1632 Do you happen to know how mastodon tusk is doing on the Dow today? 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1633 Probably the same place you keep your MetroCard. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1634 What a coincidence! I'm running for President in 2024 too! 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1635 I'm visiting your time to get the cure for male pattern baldness. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1636 Which stop for the gay bar Role Play? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1637 As an insurance agent I agree: fire bad! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1638 I'M THE NEW SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1639 Wow - I never thought we'd evolve to this! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1640 And you are what we evolved into ???!!! 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1641 After COVID, casual Fridays have changed a lot. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1642 No. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't have pegged you a conservative. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1643 You wouldn't believe what it takes to get off the grid these days 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1644 You golf? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1645 I'm from the Bronx. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1646 One of us is in for a surprise when we get off this train. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1647 Wharton for my MBA , you? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1648 Job interview, huh? 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1649 It's a jungle out there, too. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1650 My wife told me to man up. 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1651 You can understand why I can't work from home 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1652 Of course I'm Cro-MAGA! 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1653 Actually, this is my first day back in the office in a long time. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1654 I really prefer working remotely. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1655 So if I ask for this "divorce," will she have to move out of the cave or will I? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1656 Yeah, I’ve been without internet for a year now. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1657 TGIF. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1658 It was only a nickel back then. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1659 I just got back my DNA test back, turns out I'm not 100% Neanderthal...I'm actually 2% Italian. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1660 I'm not evolved enough to stop manspreading. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1661 Is Bedrock after Bedford? Can never remember. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1662 The wait was longer than expected. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1663 Climate change has forced me to travel each day to hunt for food and gather plants. Thank god for the subway. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1664 I can’t Zoom in the wild so I have go into the office. 1.2407 0.04337 108 83 24 1
1665 I work remotely. You should try it. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1666 Dude, quit homo erectus- spreading. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1667 I missed my stop a long time ago.” 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
1668 And you think YOUR boss is a dinosaur?! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1669 And I'm the uncivilized one? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1670 I don’t like bringing my work home, either, but we’ve got Neanderthals coming for dinner. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1671 Your attitudes towards women seem a little regressive. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1672 The museum of Natural History...You? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1673 When I got on board the fare was five cents. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1674 Just another day at the rock pile. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1675 Hundeds of years of evolution, got us where? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1676 So... are you applying for the homo erectus job? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1677 Seems like I've been doing this commute for thousands of years! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1678 I've been riding the subway safely many years! 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1679 So, a mastodon, a sabre-tooth tiger and a Cro-Magnon man walk into a cave... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1680 I could never go back into the office." 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1681 Do you want to get stoned ? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1682 Actually, I've never had an unsuccessful meeting. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1683 You’re going to feel ridiculous when you’re the only one at work who didn’t dress up. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1684 Don't even think about judging me. I'm trying a paleo diet that incorporates method acting. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1685 We think the Amish are way too worldly. 1.2397 0.05381 121 102 9 10
1686 I read that the next war would be fought with sticks and stones 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1687 You know, it's a more demanding diet than I expected. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1688 My Brontosaurs is in the shop. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1689 You can call yourself a "real" New Yorker after you've lived here for 10,000 years. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1690 I stubbed my toe. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1691 So this is the future....Riding to work in underground tubes with tight neckties and bulky suits? I think I'll go back to when I came from, where work means comfortable clothes and a day in the sun. 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
1692 Yes, I'm from the Troglodyte Republican off shoot. 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
1693 Well, good luck with your interview. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1694 And you don’t eat any of them? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1695 I can't believe you're older than me!!! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1696 I’m in HR with Twitter. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1697 Are you a club member? 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1698 Didn't sleep a wink last night Barney. Dino snores all night. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1699 I normally work from home. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1700 Mondays, huh? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1701 I consider myself an "Originalist." 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1702 Why do you carry your hammer in a briefcase? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1703 Let men get this straight... nobody here hunts or gathers? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1704 Don't be nervous, little man, I'm from the future. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1705 Are you here for the big Twitter layoff? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1706 A word to the wise: baggy pants are out of style. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1707 Is that what gatherers wear these days? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1708 I was like you once. Then I decided to start my own tech company. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1709 nice wig, bruh 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1710 Oh no! What have you let them do to you? 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1711 Been a yabba-dabba-doozy of a year, amirite? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1712 Hunter or gatherer? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1713 Halloween was last week? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1714 And to my great- great - great- great - great - grandchild I give all my weapons 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1715 After working from cave for two years, I wonder if I’ve changed. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1716 Retro clothing Friday 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1717 ... and that's what I learned from corporate America 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1718 So you’re Barney’s great great great great great great great great great great grandson? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1719 Do you think I should shave my legs for my job interview? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1720 I didn't get the part. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1721 Did he say the next stop was Anno Domini? I stayed on too long. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1722 Remember. I’m the leverage. You’re the buyout. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1723 Really?! Well I think you're a bit outdated yourself! 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1724 Look what they've done to my home." 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1725 These days even a caveman needs an accountant. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1726 How do I get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1727 My wife has been calling me a caveman for years! So I finally caved in. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1728 That's interesting. I'm ALSO secure in my masculinity. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1729 I used to be just like you. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1730 You'd better change at West 4th Street. You don't look like you come from my neighborhood. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1731 IRS once stand for Is Really Stuck. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1732 It was all I had left after investing everything in crypto 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1733 The ‘H’ is silent buddy. Hard ‘T’. Nee-an-dra-tall. Got it? 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1734 Are you man or woman? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1735 I may be a caveman but my 401k actually rose this year. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1736 How did you get your cudgel to fit into that thing? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1737 Yes sir, I will generously exchange a handful of seeds for your crypto currency. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1738 Trump?! The guy from TV box?! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1739 Switching from Hedge Fund Manager to Hunter-Gatherer was easier than I thought. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1740 I knew you when you were a tadpole. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1741 It's been delayed for how long? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1742 Is it Friday yet? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1743 My wife thinks I'm taking my Paleo Diet too far. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1744 My therapist said to get in touch with my roots. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1745 It’s not returning to the office I hate. It’s the commute. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1746 Be patient, you will be upgraded. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1747 It's 'Hammertime.' 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1748 Paleo diet? Never heard of it. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1749 Excuse me, did I miss the stop for the Capitol Building? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1750 Actually, we're really not that much different. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1751 What do you mean you don't gather? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1752 I said to myself: Harold, you can pine for the good old days or... 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1753 Guess we all have to put food on the table in our own ways. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1754 So this is how it ends. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1755 Can you spare some flint? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1756 Where do I get off for Central Park? I'm in a play. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1757 You know this wouldn't be possible without my wheel. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1758 What did she mean by ‘manspreading in a loincloth’? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1759 So you are telling me I can’t use a Metrocard anymore? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1760 Think the leopard print too loud? 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1761 Would you like to join my club? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1762 God, I miss AOL. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1763 WE GOT TO GO BACK TO HAND-COUNTING BALLOTS 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1764 Seen any cave bears? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1765 I prefer a simple, honest life. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1766 Sadly, working from cave is no longer an option for me. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1767 She can have the kids and the cave, but no way does she get the mastodon 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1768 Casual Friday lets me get back to my roots. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1769 Attorney client privilege? We talk of nothing else in our cave. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1770 So where do you keep your club? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1771 Work's not bad. It's the commute that gets to me. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1772 I find analog leaves a lasting impression. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1773 Actually, I'll be getting off at the Bronze Age. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1774 I was hired to fix an issue with the wheel. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1775 No, I haven't returned to the office. Why do you ask? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1776 Think we may have taken this good cop/bad cop thing a bit too far 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1777 I can’t believe we have to go back to the office 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1778 The guy at the car repair shop said he'd give me a call when they invent the wheel. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1779 This cave has too many delays. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1780 I mostly hunt rats. How about you? 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1781 One more stop and then cave sweet cave. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1782 As a personal coach, I help my clients meet their goals in hunting, gathering, and sales. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1783 We stopped being able to work from cave last week. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1784 Politics has devolved. I'm running for Senator in the Cro-MAGA-non Party. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
1785 A stone axe is surprisingly useful on Wall Street. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1786 You're so lucky. When I was your age, I had to ride a T-Rex to work" 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1787 Don’t you think your overdressed for a subterranean cave? 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1788 My kids sick so I’m hitting the Halloween beat this year. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1789 They call me in when they see a bear market coming. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1790 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1791 Not ready for a bear market, are ye? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1792 Lawyer or not, we wield cudgels. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1793 So...does it get any better? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1794 We're going back to basics. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1795 Forgive me, but you seem a bit overdressed for the A train. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1796 When I invented the wheel, I never expected them to be so noisy. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1797 This is so much faster than using your feet. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1798 Do you know anyone who needs a physical therapist? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1799 They said we had to return to the office but they didn't say there was a dress code. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1800 It was so much better working from home 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1801 I’ve been away. Catch me up on the latest news. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1802 Yes, my wheel was primitive, but I didn't have to share it with idiots. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1803 Did they just say it will be another 10,000 year delay? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1804 Man, I just decided to find my inner self during Covid. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1805 No. I didn't pack a lunch. I plan to just hunt it down. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1806 And then I waited forever at 34th Street. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1807 They are still expecting you to wear a suit and tie to work? How barbaric. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1808 so the secret is shampoo? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1809 I’m obviously a Republican. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1810 I'm actually your future. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1811 I get the cave, she gets the unicorn 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1812 Well, I guess I have been off the grid for a while now." 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1813 Do you feel that the current tenets of faith and humanity spring largely from Judeo-Christian belief systems? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1814 A time box brought me her to warn you not to run for President! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1815 Bet you weren't into crypto. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1816 „I just came back from a Sabbatical.“ 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1817 It all started with Keto. 1.2326 0.04984 129 108 12 9
1818 How do you kill anything with that? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1819 The hammer came with the promotion. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1820 I've lost 12 pounds -- and I've only been Paleo for a week! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1821 Do you honestly think using public transit would offset wearing that emission-intensive suit? 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1822 I freelance now to make ends meet. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1823 Listen, a whole lot more people talk to me this way. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1824 With my lifestyle now, I have no carbon footprint. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1825 Just waiting for the train in front of us to move. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1826 After years trapped in a diorama at the Museum of Natural History, I finally broke free. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1827 There were no razors in the diorama. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1828 Where am I? 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1829 I just kept moving bit by bit towards living a lifestyle from a simpler time, and I ended up like this. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1830 I'm studying to be Donald Trump" "I'll follow you anywhere. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1831 Consensus, conshmensus! 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1832 Hunting or gathering? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1833 Regression is progression 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1834 Are all of New York City's caves this loud? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1835 Sir, this is the Z line, not the B.C.E line… 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1836 You have to admit we Republicans took a beating. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1837 I'm in town for the Republican Convention. Got a problem with that? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1838 I'm rehearsing for the future. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1839 Yeah, but mine is bigger than yours. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1840 Don't ya just hate taking work home? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1841 Any openings for hunter-gatherers? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1842 The last Wednesday of the month, we get together and reenact the discovery of fire. You know. The golden years. Then we dance. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1843 It’s pre-historic Friday at the office. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1844 Excuse me my dear Sir. Are you a dinosaur? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1845 Krag offended by phallic tie. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1846 Back in my day, a briefcase was a weapon 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1847 What animal did you kill for your clothing? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1848 I'm willing to do anything for food, even accounting. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1849 Yup, been doing the Paleo diet for over 3 months now and as you can see, it's working 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1850 Forget that diet - you got to get all the way in! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1851 Yeah. I know Halloween was 2 weeks ago, but it's Casual Friday's today at the office. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1852 Well, I never saved for retirement. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1853 Is this the train to bedrock? 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1854 Remember...at the meeting let me do all the grunting. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1855 Seems like I’ve been working remote for ages. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1856 I gather you don't hunt much. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1857 I'm living simpler since my IRA tanked. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1858 I’ve decided to take quiet quitting to an entirely new level and degree. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1859 I've been working remotely from my mancave for ages. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1860 I want the settlement I deserve. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1861 Fire is a hot commodity. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1862 Hunter gathering is the way to go these days, bro. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1863 So I won a seat in Congress and they tell me I need to get a new wardrobe. Mind if I ask where you got that suit? 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
1864 I’m meeting a relative at the Museum of Natural History. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1865 It’s been a while since I had to go into the office 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1866 No I'm not a time traveller I'm trying to get back to basics. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1867 How can you stand wearing a suit? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1868 You’ve got to be kidding me. All of you think WE’RE the barbaric ones? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1869 It's the incessant meetings, am I right? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1870 Care to test your assumption of the modem man’s superiority? 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1871 This is the E Train. You're gonna want to change to the F at Queens Plaza and take that to Rockefeller Center. I used to make the same mistake all the time. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1872 So you think the pen is mightier than the club? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1873 It just sorta progressed from casual Friday. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1874 I’m a campaign strategist for the guy you hate, but voted for. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1875 No, I’m a judge. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1876 Don't worry, Donald. I'm one of your ancestors and we have almost all the same traits. 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1877 The classified documents are in the club. 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1878 I'm thinking of cutting back on the Paleo Diet. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1879 Thog hate riding subways. Too many weirdos. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1880 In my times, we walked 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1881 My assets are all in cave paintings. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1882 I am exercising my 2nd amendment rights 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1883 Subways. Safest mode of transportation. No one ever bothers me 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1884 I yearn for a simpler time. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1885 Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm going clubbing. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1886 Thanks to you,my ex-wife got the cave. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1887 Thanks. It’s Balenciaga. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1888 So, I can take only one thing back to my era - a cure for baldness or the wheel. What’s it gonna be, what’s it gonna be… 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1889 I’m not man spreading. I’m a Neanderthal. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1890 Manspreading was a much bigger problem in my day. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1891 What a coincidence! My favorite group is the Stones, too. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1892 I just got really into paleo. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1893 I never take a work problem home, unless it’s chasing me. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1894 I'll trade my club for whatever's in that box. 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
1895 I tried the 9 to 5 thing. I find the actual jungle is easier than the concrete one. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1896 This is my first day back after working from home 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1897 Do you have the times? 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1898 How soon back to Paleolithic? 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1899 What? It’s casual Friday. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1900 Does this train stop at Mastodon Heights? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1901 So you just bore your enemies to death? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1902 I thought this was casual Friday. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1903 I've been looking for you 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1904 Do you think I would qualify for a cave improvement loan? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1905 How’d you wind up in gathering? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1906 Do you work at Geico too? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1907 There's no way you're older than me. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1908 And "money" is what again exactly? 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1909 I remember when a cave was just a cave. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1910 Going clubbing? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1911 So I wouldn't give up my seat to a pregnant woman and she calls me a Neanderthal. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1912 I’d have never met my wife if it weren’t for this tool right here. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1913 When I called they said to dress casual. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1914 It's not easy being Rob Reiner. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1915 I just had a wolf on Wall Street for breakfast this morning. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1916 I was you, once 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1917 Same planet, different tools. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1918 I was told I might have to fight for a seat, so.... 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1919 When I was your age, we could draw on the walls. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1920 Yes,I am on the Paleo Diet. Why do you ask? 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1921 I wanted to go full paleo. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1922 No, I'm not from here. How did you guess? 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1923 Yep, it sure is a jungle out there. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1924 it’s the original casual friday look. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1925 They can phase me out, but not my MetroCard. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1926 I just escaped the Natural History Museum... what's your excuse for having hideous hair? 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
1927 Me got hot date. You? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1928 well, yabadabadoo, to you sir. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1929 We basically have the same goals..... 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1930 And what would I do with that bridge?” 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1931 Sure, it's a hole in the wall, but it's still technically a brownstone. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1932 Mondays, right? 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1933 Do a cave painting - it lasts longer. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1934 Remember when they used to let us be real men? 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1935 I used to be just like you, working the 9 to 5 grind. Now look at me! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1936 Can I interest you in a time share ? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1937 I saw on Truth Social that the real Flintstones era has begun and all of us should come downtown, armed and ready to defend our God-given rights to not wear shoes. Or underwear, for that matter! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1938 Well just my luck you are patent attorney. It's called a “club” 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1939 Paleo is so much more than a diet. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1940 So does this make you a hunter or a gatherer? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1941 Some day my son, this will all be yours. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1942 You think your dress code is tough. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1943 I only had to run from the dinosaurs. You have the AG for the SDNY, the AG for Georgia, the Jan 6th committee AND the Justice Dept. breathing down your neck. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1944 I've decided to get back to basics. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1945 Has anyone ever tried drawing on these walls? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1946 I'm afraid this is the BCE line, sir. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1947 For me Keto wasn't so much a diet as a lifestyle. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1948 Well, so that's my story. What's yours? 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1949 Your moving caves are cool. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1950 And you guys think my CAVE is primitive? 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
1951 ... just 2 more years to retirement, they said. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1952 I plan to make a killing in the bear market. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1953 You call that progress? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1954 Telecommuting was never really an option. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1955 Our fight club has a strict concussion protocol. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1956 And I asked myself, as a priest, do I ever get to really "retire"? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1957 I thought you'd have evolved out of the caves by now 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1958 What exactly is this thing supposed to do? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1959 You know, this is really starting to feel like home. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1960 I came to the city to better understand coastal elites. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1961 I use talcum powder when it starts to bunch up 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1962 Is Far Rockaway as idyllic as it sounds? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1963 Do you think it's deductible? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1964 Some say I've been working from home for too long. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1965 And if you don't win, I'm ready. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1966 You know what your little box needs? Wheels. I just invented them! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1967 I'll be asking for a raise today 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
1968 Wall Street? Isn't that a bit barbaric? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1969 Heading for the Metropolitan Museum. Any suggestions? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1970 The first thing I want to see is this Bull Market. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1971 At least I'm still evolving. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1972 I supervised the last safety inspection. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1973 This club has all the features that I need. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1974 You're in finance? What's the exchange rate on rocks these days? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1975 Yes, it is astonishing — I only started my Paleo diet last week. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1976 I decided to go "all-in" for the Paleo Diet & lifestyle. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1977 First time in New York? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1978 Is this back to the Stone Age or back to the future? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1979 I hope you're not in a hurry. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1980 Why do they scrub off the paintings? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1981 I find your tools fascinating and totally ineffective. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1982 I know. I should be wearing shoes. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1983 I’m still working on reinventing the commute. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1984 It’s more than just a paleo diet, it’s a lifestyle! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1985 The hardest part of the return to the office transition is lugging my equipment back and forth. 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
1986 I enjoy clubbing on the weekends". 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1987 I could have joined the sapiens crowd a long time ago, but I had to stay true to my roots. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1988 For me to defend you in court, you’re gonna need to drop the weapon. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1989 If it makes you feel any better, you'd probably still be president where I come from. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1990 I envy you, I haven't been clubbing in years... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1991 These train delays really set me back. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1992 It's the Neo-Paleo diet. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1993 I used to be a gatherer, too. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1994 This place is savage. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1995 No I’m heading to Lascaux the caverna not taverna 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1996 Just getting a jump on life before more Supreme Court decisions 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1997 Yabba-dabba-do Times Square 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1998 My ideas may be primitive, but at least I dress the part. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1999 It's not just a diet, it's a total lufestyle 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2000 Your office doesn’t do “casual Fridays”? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2001 Huh! And here I thought all MBAs were the same. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2002 I have a mammoth commute. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2003 Tuesdays and Thursdays I work from home too 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2004 I have to get off at Times Square to hunt a woolly mammoth. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2005 Yup, found it at the vintage store for half off. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2006 "So, it's a startup..." 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2007 Conversely, a club belongs to me. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2008 So I told him, I told him, my mace at home is way bigger, way bigger, huge in fact. But I can’t bring it with me cause it is so big. But not because I can’t carry it, because I’m very strong, the strongest man alive, so strong. It’s because it doesn’t fit in the train it’s so big… 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2009 I'm a Homo sapien, not a homosexual, buddy. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2010 I only go as far as Hunter College. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2011 “The right club can really help you to succeed.” 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2012 When we get to the IRS office, you do the talking and I’ll do the clubbing in the head.” 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2013 Have some time to spare? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2014 So cave traveling is still a thing I guess 1.2245 0.04236 98 76 22 0
2015 It's part of a whole immersive dietary plan where you only eat what you kill. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2016 That's right! I'm on a paleo diet. How did you know? 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2017 What pandemic? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2018 On Amazon, actually. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2019 Hi. I'm going for a job interview. How about you? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2020 So you just got fired. Did you see the writings on the wall? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2021 It smells the same. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2022 I think I know what you’re thinking …. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2023 Judge all you want, but deep down, you know I am happier than you will ever be. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2024 I miss working from home. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2025 Do you have a moment to talk about big shiny thing in the sky? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2026 I'm going clubbin', what about you? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2027 What? This is the BC train. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2028 I don't think it smells bad at all. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2029 Came to save the congress... 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2030 I used to be an actor. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2031 Don't worry, I have an open carry permit to go along with my free-speech-barefeet. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2032 I think if you'd switch to a Paleo diet, you wouldn't look so constipated. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2033 Yes, three divorces, how did you know? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2034 In a cave. You? 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
2035 Apparently it is easy enough for me to do 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2036 Then I guess we’ll have to politely disagree on the difference between subway graffiti and cave art. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2037 The code word is 'Mary Lago'. I'm your security man. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2038 It's casual Friday. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2039 So it's your first day in the city? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2040 If they want me back in the office, this is what they get! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2041 This train goes in circles with stops every forty thousand years. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2042 My work’s got better benefits. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2043 Prosecutor at Hunter Gather. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2044 So you were saying your wife is a vegetarian? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2045 Walk softly but carry a big stick. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2046 So, what kind of work are you in? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2047 Is it too late to liquidate my Bitcoin? It takes more to run Twitter than I'd anticipated. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2048 I'm afraid my boss is about to realize why I wanted to continue working from home." 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2049 I finally caved and went paleo. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2050 I find corporate work to be stifling. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2051 Been a while since I've had to go into the office. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2052 At this speed, how can anyone contemplate this cave's paintings? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2053 It’s rough gig being a head hunter. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2054 It’s casual Friday dude 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2055 Back in 2025, when everyone dressed like you, they thought they could do whatever they wanted and survive. Fortunately, we were able to start all over again. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2056 PrePandemic Era Man: Back to the cave, eh? 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2057 What do you do for work?" "I'm a real estate broker." "Me too. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2058 I am a head-hunter for New York’s largest law firm. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2059 I was in hunting and foraging for awhile. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2060 So, I’ve got one big terabyte, here. What you packin’? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2061 Me like mammoth. What you like? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2062 Yes, this is my beard-trimming tool. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2063 Interesting cave and the wheels are very fine, don't you think? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2064 Hey pal, can you spare a flint? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2065 Your mother told me to take you clubbing. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2066 You do you. But, I find my lawyering is more effective when I dress this way. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2067 I was sure they said, Boar room meeting. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2068 My boss is a real Neanderthal. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2069 I got a lot more done working remote but I really missed the culture. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
2070 I'm looking for an old guy with long hair and a young kid driving a silver DeLorean. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2071 BC Capital, Nice to meet you. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2072 I bet you remember when you used to run things. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2073 You complete me. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
2074 Then Ken told Fitzroy that cornering the mastodon was his idea. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2075 I can't decide if leaving the caves or coming down from the trees in the first place was our first mistake! 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2076 The description said they wanted someone with a lot of experience. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2077 You don’t feel overdressed? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2078 I used to have your job, a while back. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2079 My company refused to pay the ransom. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2080 How many stops to rockfellow center? " 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2081 She doesn’t understand me. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
2082 I wish they had chosen a different day to fire me. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2083 I’m planning to retire as soon as I get my mortgage paid off 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2084 I get stared at on the bus. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2085 You think this, is progress? 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2086 It was a slippery slope after adopting the Paleo diet. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2087 Have you ever thought of investing in Twitter? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2088 Yeah, my wheel's in the shop. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2089 call me a modern primitve 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2090 I believe in dressing for the job I want. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2091 Is it my beard that keeps people away? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2092 They changed the dress code back? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2093 I'm at the top of my salary range. How about you? 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2094 Is it just me or does there seem to be more traffic in the caves these days? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2095 I want to say, we are not so different, you and I, but that would be a lie. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2096 This is the Baseline 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2097 You know something? We've really got a lot in common. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2098 I haven't been on the subway in ages. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2099 So you’re from New Jersey you say 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2100 No, you may not call me Thag. My name is Jeff. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2101 I’m a registered dietitian 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2102 I would say my love language is physical touch. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2103 Yes, I am a Trump supporter. How did you know? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2104 I'm on my way to the Republican Convention where I was asked to speak as a representative of the new, progressive generation of young Republicans coming up through the political ranks. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2105 me hate work too. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2106 I feel I've been waiting forever for this train 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2107 I told my boss I was more productive by not following a corporate dress code. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2108 Morning 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2109 I tried going back to the good days. 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
2110 That tie and briefcase thing is so eighties. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
2111 Ask me about “freedom”now: How are things much better today, than in my day? 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2112 My wife says I’ve taken the Maria Kondo method too far. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2113 We see women the same way. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2114 You sorry now, you no built wall? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2115 Oh, I'm just getting ready for when the climate collapses. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2116 Who are you voting for? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2117 Do you get to work from cave at all? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2118 Hi-ho,Hi-ho,it’s off to work we go. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2119 After those election results? Next stop, One Million Years B.C. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2120 I'm giving my all to this Paleo diet. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2121 I wonder which one of us is the real Neanderthal here. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2122 I guess you stopped shaving your legs? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2123 The Geico commercial royalties are drying up, find me more work or your fired”. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2124 me prefer white meat, you? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2125 None of my loincloths from before the pandemic fit anymore. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2126 If I lose, my appeal will be very brief. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2127 I’m a hunter. What’s your line of work? You appear to a gatherer. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2128 Will my lifestyle work against me on Wall Street? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2129 I invented fire. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2130 I'm off Twitter but all in on Mastodon. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2131 You are not coming to the office Halloween party like that, are you? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2132 'I used to work at Meta' 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2133 Paleo diet, you should try it. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2134 No we don’t have cars that we power with our feet or yell Yabadabadoo. Don’t believe everything you see on tv. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2135 Don't listen to her, man, man-spreading is a 130,000 year tradition 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2136 I'd never have guessed it, Bamm-Bamm. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2137 I take casual friday seriously 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2138 Did he end your remote working too 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2139 I hear it's a jungle out there. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2140 Which stop is the Smithsonian? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2141 Turns out the wheel is overrated. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2142 Excuse me. Does this train stop at 34th and Cave? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2143 My club is bigger than your thing. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2144 Dinosaurs are NOT extinct! You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2145 The work culture at the Natural History Museum is amazing, but the dress code is a little strict. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2146 Before Trump I had a suit just like yours. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2147 Fred and Wilma? Haven’t seen them since The Stone Age. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2148 Daylight savings really messed with my internal clock this time. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2149 Pam and I decided to start all over. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2150 And then she said you're such a Neanderthal! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2151 Well I have a stick portfolio too. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2152 Which stop should I take to get to the Caves? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2153 Every Daylight Savings day I tend to fall way too far back. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2154 You've never been out this far before, have you? 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2155 No, Bed-Stuy. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2156 My last apartment was a real cave too. 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
2157 It's Elon's idea for the next round of layoffs. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2158 It's Neanderthal Friday in my office. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2159 My stop was a while back. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2160 I heard "MAGA!" and decided you really speak my language. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2161 No, this train doesn't stop 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2162 I told you to wear something INCONSPICUOUS. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2163 I'm just going back to the basics 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2164 The announcer says this train goes to Buffalo. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2165 How do you "dress for the job you want" when you don't want a job at all? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2166 I had to wait 50 millennia for the train. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2167 Don't knock it until you try it. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2168 Clearly you didn’t evolve down here. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2169 I may have gone overboard on the paleo diet. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2170 My mastodon is taking a Me-day. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2171 Our office is back to casual Fridays. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2172 Your not head hunter, I’M a head hunter. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2173 How you hunt with briefcase? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2174 I prefer Paleo-American. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2175 Trying to suck up to Mr. Slate again, I see." 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2176 I'm a headhunter for a tech company, what about you? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2177 It's been awhile since I've been back to the office... 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2178 I can’t believe it! You’re the first person from the future who understands my language. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2179 I’ve lost 17lbs since I went full Paleo. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
2180 I gotta tell you, man. Three days of sales meetings here with you and your type, and suddenly hunting and foraging ain’t looking so bad. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2181 My name’s Godot, and yours? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2182 I’m also annoyed there’s no cell reception down here. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2183 I develop startups. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2184 Does the Green Line go to Stonehenge? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2185 I win, hammer beats briefcase. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2186 Halloween was last week sir you can take off the suit. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2187 My mother-in-law moved into my man cave. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2188 Don't worry. The gills of the great serpent will open soon and we can escape. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2189 The things you could buy with $2.75 back then! 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2190 The trains are taking ages. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2191 So,this is how it ends,huh? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2192 Sooo...wanna see what we used to do BEFORE we had Lawyers? 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2193 I try to innovate, but my boss says I'm just reinventing the wheel. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2194 I specialize in corporate down-sizing. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2195 Yes, I know Halloween was last week. This is my Election Day costume. 1.2174 0.05353 115 99 7 9
2196 Yeah, it was a rough day, but tonight I'm gonna have a yabadabadoo time 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2197 Well, my band is called The Rolling Stones. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2198 No, I never got beyond DOS. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2199 You think you're running late? I got on before they invented the wheel. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2200 Under that suit, you’re no different than I am. We just get off at different stops. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2201 What's a mediator? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2202 Are you my ghost of Christmas past? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2203 I'm thinking of taking MASTODON public 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2204 Yeah, I thought I was evolved, too. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2205 Want to go clubbing after work?” 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2206 So it all started once I created this tool? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2207 I' was laid off a long time ago. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2208 I'm a MAGATrumper. The dark ages are the greatest! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2209 Anything to say about climate change? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2210 This all started 3 months ago when I discovered FoxNews. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2211 Geico. How about you? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2212 "No, I always preferred fishing and scavenging. " 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2213 Working remotely just wasn’t a good fit for me. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2214 What’s your collar size, if you don’t mind my asking? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2215 This no B train. This BC express. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2216 What era are you getting off at? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2217 ’It’s a good time to be in the bear market if im being honest.’ 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2218 That paleo diet does come with side affects 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2219 Just remember, we're both one percent Neanderthal. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2220 It's really nice to talk to a fellow lawyer who understands what needs to be done in these perilous times. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2221 That’s my stop, hunting meadows. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2222 still denying climate change out there, uh? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2223 - just two stops to my cave!! 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2224 Movember moment. 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
2225 Is this still the Green Line? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2226 I’m cosplaying as a mindless businessman. How ‘bout you? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2227 I was recently hired as a salesman at the local rock quarry. I just hope I understood the memo about casual Friday. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2228 You haven't been in my shoes. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2229 I teach history at NYU. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2230 My wife has leprosy so we’ve been socially distancing in our cave. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2231 Does this train stop at Bedrock? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2232 With the collapse of civilization as we know it, I'm dressing for success. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2233 Some cave you’ve got here! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2234 I used to be just like you. Then I learned about a thing called.. never mind. you're not ready. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2235 I wish you'd quit staring at my thing. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2236 Yeah, before I dropped out most of my days were like that too. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2237 It isn’t so bad when you wear a coat. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2238 Pebbles has the car now, and frankly, my feet are down in history. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2239 Did you forget it's casual Friday? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2240 We are like two ships passing gas in the night. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2241 And here I thought I was out of place when they drew me with the dinosaurs! 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2242 Would you show me how to dress, and teach me that lawyer thingy?” 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2243 Look, we each have our own daily work tools! No worries! 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2244 Cool cosplay. CFO or CPA? 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2245 I used to work in finance. Too many Neanderthals in my opinion. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2246 Joining us for the uptown annual bash? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2247 I think it would be weird if I *weren't* manspreading. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2248 We had subway cars made out of stone, but they just sat there. We hadn't invented the wheel yet. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2249 Whose turn is it to cook dinner when we get home? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2250 I got cancelled" 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2251 I know you feel uncertain about this but back in my day we had a much more effective way to deal with this so called 'human' resource department" 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2252 There’s Keto. Then there’s hard Keto. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2253 I’m just putting out fires all day 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2254 It’s not where you start, but where you end up. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2255 What is club insurance? 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2256 So,you think you can make Caves Great Again? 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2257 I heard the Raptors are in town. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2258 Back when I was young, we had to walk between stations, even in the snow! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2259 Is it just me--or are the commutes getting longer? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2260 Just a quick question - do you think stocks or bonds are a better bet in this economy? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2261 I could never go back to five days a week in the office now. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2262 It was my Halloween costume and so many women loved it that I decided to stay with the look" 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2263 I've been working from my man cave but Elon says we have to come back to the office. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2264 Why race rat when can eat? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2265 I don't claim to be an expert, however; I think paper beats rock. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2266 Every age has its own tools. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2267 Would you per chance know how the Dow is doing? I left my mobile device in my other tiger skin." 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2268 We kinda thought you’d have flying cars by now. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2269 James Alderson, Executive Vice President at Whole Foods for Palio. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2270 At least your boss doesn’t literally chew your head off 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2271 Yeah, but that was a long time ago. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2272 Still no neck, huh? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2273 This train has ben delayed for ages. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2274 I've felt really out of touch since covid 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2275 I love you too, but the beard stays. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2276 I can work from home, but the office has better natural light. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2277 I run adz. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2278 The subways have changed a lot. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2279 This train aint bound for glory. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2280 My wife’s daily grind involves actual grinding. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2281 I work from my man cave. No office for me! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2282 Me Targ. Me your new congressman. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2283 I voted plenty of times and no one stopped me. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2284 Best thing I ever did. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2285 Longest commute ever.” 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2286 I may be a barbarian, but I'm definitely not a MAGA! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2287 Sorry I reacted that way. I thought you said you got fire today. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2288 Don’t you know, this is the latest downgrade? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2289 Me too like MAGA. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2290 This train goes everywhere 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2291 Well, I thought when we are all acting like cavemen, why not dress like one too? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2292 Trump said ‘the Homo sapiens love me.’ What do you suppose he meant by that? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2293 Why are you dressed up in that ridiculous costume?…… Are you going to an office party? 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2294 Never seen a Neanderthal before? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2295 I prefer the direct approach. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2296 Going clubbing, you? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2297 So, would you like some advice? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2298 I told them I’d never sell so they just built this thing around me… 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2299 Barney, what's with the suit? You look ridiculous. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2300 I prefer working remotely, but the computer in my cave is prehistoric. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2301 Me want go to MAGA meet place. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2302 Yea, it's a big club, but we still aren't in it. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2303 This is the BCE, right? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2304 I just want to know, are Bitcoins a safe investment? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2305 Had to come back to the office. Wi-Fi was awful in the cave. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2306 I discovered fire. What did you do? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2307 Today is bring your self to work day 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2308 On the plus side, I don't have to wear a tie to work. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2309 I paint caves. You? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2310 Just getting ready for the election results. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2311 Why yes! This is the new iClub. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2312 She learn roast mastadon,Og apply job as day trader. Deal is deal. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2313 They call me Meathead. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2314 We appear to have a lot in common. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2315 My agent got me a gig in a panorama at the Museum of Natural History. 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
2316 Please -- can you explain -- "Mariachi"? 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2317 My boss wants me out of the cave and in the office at least three days a week." Jeff DiCello, Santa Rosa, C 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2318 Caveman? No, I’m from the Bronx. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2319 Well it all started with Crimea 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2320 Animals, enemies, calamities... and how will insurance help me? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2321 I’m exploring my roots. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2322 I wanted to drive but had no wheels. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
2323 … and in law school they taught me that words will never hurt you. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2324 Working from home isn't nearly as productive when you're a hunter-gatherer. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2325 I'm looking for the B.C.E. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2326 Why pretend? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2327 You got man cave? 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2328 It’s casual Friday at my law firm! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2329 i wonder which one of us is going to beat the other to death 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2330 Does this train stop at Pangea? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2331 Same ABCs in selling caves,"Always be closing." 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2332 Have you seen my paintings in the subway tunnel? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2333 Nowadays, we prefer to be called 'spelunkers'. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2334 Now they want me to hunt AND gather. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2335 Corporate law. VERY traditional firm ... 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2336 Don't worry, you'll kill it! 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2337 I used to be white collar. Now I'm a no collar guy. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2338 We're going clubbing after work. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2339 i just don’t think corporate life is ‘natural’ 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2340 You think me work offsite too long? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2341 It's my post-midterms vibe... 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2342 So lawyer is both hunter and gatherer? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2343 Every day it's the same thing. You know...hunt, gather, hunt, gather... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2344 I’m just back from the Stone Age. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2345 I got rid of my tablet. The 3-D printer is all the rage. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2346 Hmmm….I can’t tell if you’re a woman or a man. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2347 ...and I had FINALLY got used to Working From Cave 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2348 They're digging the new subway line and came right through my home. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2349 I don’t know, maybe I’m just old fashioned… 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2350 It’s so expensive to make fire these days.” 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2351 I knew it wasn’t going to work out the second she told me she’s vegan. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2352 I couldn’t stand work from home either… 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2353 'I am not Trump, he said. I am not Neanderthal, he replied.' - socializing after covid 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2354 I know, it’s hard to believe that we came from the same parents. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2355 Feels like we’ve been on this train for eons. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2356 I’m a hunter, are you a skinner? 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2357 Which stop is the Museum of Natural History? I was due there 10,000 years ago. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2358 Remind me how you get by by sitting in one place all day? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2359 Survival of the fittest, eh? 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
2360 Please don’t talk down to me as if I’m a Neanderthal 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2361 You bring your lunch, I kill mine. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2362 You have no idea what’s just around the corner. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2363 So, I said: "Yeah sure, Grog. A time machine." 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2364 Trump. How about you? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2365 First, I stopped shaving... 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2366 Uh, I believe one of us missed out stop a long time ago.. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2367 We each carry our own most effective weapons 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2368 But what do you do when it's time to eat? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2369 If I had a 401k I would have retired by now 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2370 I'm really excited about all we have in common! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2371 I'm in transition. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2372 At least there’s no state income tax. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2373 I’m not excited for evolution. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2374 In the next economy, rock beats paper. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2375 I heard about your HR. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2376 'Work from cave' get old. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2377 Are you hiring? 1.2100 0.04094 100 79 21 0
2378 I am properly attired for my paleo workout. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2379 You're tellin' me that all I hold on my lap -- and then some -- is contained inside that little box on your lap! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2380 My car is in the shop, stone wheels that size are on back order. Do you know which stop is closest to Slate Rock and Gravel Company? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2381 Which stop do I take for the Museum of Natural History? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2382 It's Dave, man. What did you think I said? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2383 I'm on a quest for Fire Island. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2384 I just haven't evolved living in the Bronx. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2385 That Rhaenyra Targaryen is a real firecracker. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2386 I take it you're not from Staten Island. 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2387 You ever seen 'Strangers on a Train?' 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2388 Really?? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2389 My therapist is encouraging me to take more risks, so I’m gonna give this whole “casual Friday” thing a chance. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2390 Things have really gone backwards, don’t you think? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2391 After that, can we go see "Hamilton"? 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2392 Job qualifications? My liberal arts degree speaks for itself. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2393 The More Things Change The More They stay The Same. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2394 This is going to Bedrock-Stuy, right? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2395 How do I get out of the belly of this beast? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2396 Why does everybody guess I'm from Williamsburg? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2397 Yeah, I'm in town looking for a good lawyer. I invented fire. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2398 What did you change during lockdown? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2399 Yeah I heard you guys have a "Bear Market" 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2400 I 'm glad I got my law degree, but I went straight into politics. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2401 You buried her in your own golf course? I just moved to a new cave. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2402 Can I interest you in any insurance? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2403 How do you get your hair to grow on top of your head? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2404 Excuse me, do you know the century? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2405 You know you're a big disappointment to the family, right? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2406 I missed my stop a while ago. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2407 Absolutely. January 6th was child's play compared to the good old days. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2408 She kept saying 'It's not you, it's me', but I wonder if she found me too progressive. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2409 I say we tell the client to get back to the basics. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2410 Does this train stop at cave? 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2411 So, this is how I die. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2412 I know I am supposed to speak softly, but could I borrow your club just in case. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2413 The Uber driver said I smelled bad so he kicked me out" 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2414 I missed the last stop in the paleolithic era. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2415 Today isn't Halloween? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2416 Excuse me, do you have the age? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2417 Next stop is mine. Would you like to join me for a T Rex burger? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2418 Who are you calling a dinosaur? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2419 No, no. I'm a time traveler from the future. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2420 Once I built a tower, now it's done........ 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2421 Where has the time gone? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2422 Any idea where I'd find some good rock tonight? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2423 No, I'm going Halloween party after work. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2424 You take work home, too? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2425 Where can I get a great wooly mammoth steak around here? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2426 I'll tell you my secret on how to get a women if you tell me yours. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2427 ...postponed costume party. Believe me or you can come along as a WASP 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2428 Why are you staring at me? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2429 I hope there’s free hats at the MAGA rally this time 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2430 They only call me in when society needs a reset. Some businessman tried to run the country, and now I have to miss my kid’s slateboard competition 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2431 Do you know where the next stop to the museum is? I need to find my old pals. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2432 You try working virtually from a cave for two years!! 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2433 Yeah, I'm really into this Paleo Diet thing. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2434 Stick to your day job kid, it's tough in the real world 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2435 I hear hunting and gathering is really good on 42nd Street. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2436 Is my Twitter blue check authentic enough for you? 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2437 Underwear...overrated. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2438 You're a lobbyist? Me too. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2439 A priest, a cowboy and a horse walk into a bar... 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2440 I may have taken my paleo diet too far. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2441 ‘I actually follow a vegan diet’ 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2442 I’m an election denier. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2443 Well, when you said it was a corporate raid, I thought this would be appropriate. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2444 My cousin Charlie is on the MTA'. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2445 Do they still have dinosaurs at the Museum of Natural History? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2446 It's all in the Game, though, right? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2447 Subway tokens? I’m using my digital wallet. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2448 Which stop is the Museum of Natural History? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2449 So much for evolution bub! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2450 It’s a lot less poetic than all of that legal jargon, but it gets the job done a lot faster. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2451 It’s paleo, but next level. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2452 Tokens are HOW much now!? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2453 I just finished my performance "Defending the Cave Man" and my ex wife took all of my clothes from the dressing room. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2454 And if you have a job opening, I'm your man. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2455 My next stop is off the grid. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2456 I'm too soft-spoken to get anywhere without carrying a big stick. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2457 What do you mean, "We are going uptown.?" There is only one of you. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2458 I never take Uber. I'm really a transit guy. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2459 There are just as many mouth-breathers that look like you, Buddy. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2460 Have we come far? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2461 Our smaller tribes made politics less complicated. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2462 I seem to have been on this train for ages. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2463 I think you already know the answer to that question: same thing Scottish guys wear under their kilts. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2464 It's the same for both of us. You eat what you kill. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2465 Me? I’m a stock analyst. Beef mostly. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2466 I’m the ghost of Christmas future. Invest in solar. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2467 I know what you're thinking: 'paleo diet virtue signaller' 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2468 You are working to build a man cave, I live in one already 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2469 So you're saying I can refinance my cave? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2470 Do you have a Rollaids? 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
2471 Hey man, you should see MY man-cave. So cool! 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2472 What do you think, am I taking this Casual Friday thing too far? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2473 So, how long you been ridin' 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2474 I've had enough of the grind. How much sharper can this rock even get? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2475 Thanks to you, Mr Trump, I've discovered the fun of swinging my ax at the folks on Fifth Avenue" 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
2476 I try to take public transportation as much as possible. You know, to reduce my carbon footprint and all. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2477 My favorite attraction since I arrived? The Bronx Zoo...for the food. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2478 I just need a few dollars to get my stone wheel out of hock. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2479 I’m finding the rents on caves to be outrageous, but I do like the subway system. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2480 The big, hairy bullshit made capitalism a living hell. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2481 Live in the present man” 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2482 I just got the axe from my job so now I'm going back to basics. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
2483 Why are you asking about my tiger skin? *You’re* the one who’s dressed weird. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2484 I’d like to file a patent on both fire and the wheel. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2485 So, let me get this straight. If it looks like you're losing the argument, I start pounding the table. Right? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2486 On my way to an interview for a job at the Retro Cave. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2487 Are you a hunter or a gatherer? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2488 If I tell you my life story, we will be here for a long time 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2489 I used to work for Arthur Andersen. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2490 How barbaric... you don't work from home? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2491 I’ve always been a conservative. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2492 I was ready for a Red Wave that never happened. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2493 We all have our ideas about casual Friday 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2494 If I knew the L was going to be this slow I would've taken the Stegosaurus. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2495 Know any good caves around here? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2496 How’s yours on the kill? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2497 Oh, you’re a corporate headhunter? I’m actually CEO of a tech startup. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2498 Sorry man, when I invented the wheel I didn't mean to put all of this in motion. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2499 Of course I still use Twitter! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2500 I'll trade you my club for your portfolio... I insist. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2501 They sent me instead of social workers. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2502 What’s up with this eminent domain stuff, this was my home? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2503 There's not much of a gap between you and me - we both carry our weapons in our laps. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2504 Declare your loyalty to me now or I’ll see you in Hell. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2505 …I’m in marketing but my wife is at the Natural History Museum… 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2506 I too occupied Wall Street, but now I occupy a tent in Brooklyn. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2507 What ever you do, avoid the philly cheesesteak from the cart at 47th and Lex.... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2508 Do you have any Grey's Poupon? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2509 My hammer is just a little more obvious. 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
2510 I prefer arm's length relationships. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2511 Back in the day, it only took one transfer to get dinner. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2512 Well, it's a cubicle so it's similar to a cave. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2513 Have you got change for a large clamshell? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2514 You call this evolution? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2515 Okay we can’t have a conversation if all you are going to do is grunt. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2516 Working from home must be nice, but it's not an option for me either. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2517 What's in the suitcase? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2518 Spending tonight in my man cave. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2519 I see you haven't heard. 1.2051 0.06415 78 68 4 6
2520 I thought you said to look poor and strange for my deposition. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2521 I just moved to New York.Where is the hottest area for clubbing" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2522 I take casual Friday very serious 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2523 I just got back from Burning Man. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2524 Is Fire Island real? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2525 They tried to retrain me, but I just don't have the knack for writing code. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2526 Me? Just been out clubbing. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2527 Corporate downsizing. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2528 Are you still waiting for Godot? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2529 I was tired of conforming and now I feel comfortable in my own skins. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2530 A year ago I was Putin’s public relations advisor. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2531 And my mother said I had this beard at birth. That REALLY hurt. So, I shaved my head. How’s that for acting out… 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2532 Think Fred Flintstone, the Musical. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2533 The delays have been unbearable. 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
2534 Yes, actually, I did crawl out from under a rock. Why do you ask? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2535 So after the work-at-home policy they decided to really relax the dress code. The hammer's just for looks. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2536 Where did you get your outfit? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2537 So that’s how Gene Simmons and I know each other. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2538 Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2539 It felt like I'd been asleep for ten thousand years. Then I woke up and this shiny thing came roaring through my cave. It stopped and opened its side. So I stepped in, and here we are. How about you? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2540 Who do you think you’re fooling with that suit and tie? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2541 What do you mean 'Halloween was yesterday?' 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2542 Sure, you took life in your hands everyday, but I sure do miss the old New York. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2543 I'm the new head of content moderation at Twitter -- and you? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2544 I came here to find a cure for baldness. It turns out time travel is pretty easy. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2545 Seems like ages ago since I’ve been to the office. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2546 So there are some side effects to the Paleo Diet. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2547 My daughter calls me a caveman, but I don't know what she means. We live in a brownstone. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2548 Another day, another rock. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2549 It's my Covid uniform: most people stay 6' away. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2550 ‘Patricia and I are trying to spice up our marriage’ 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2551 Her profile said that she’s a gatherer so I’m hoping opposites attract. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2552 November 9, 2022 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2553 I've been admiring your fire starter kit. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2554 So they finally left the wheel alone and decided to reinvent the train. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2555 Bludgeon, Crackem & Stonem. We defend against Paleo diet claims. You? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2556 This is taking ages, but I think I can get back in time. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2557 Why do we always have to have something to hold on to? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2558 Your way takes too long. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2559 The corporate world is getting more savage by the day. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2560 I’ll trade ya. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2561 It started simply enough, with the Paleo diet… 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2562 I’m going as a caveman. What are you, a lawyer? Now that’s going too far. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2563 You do WHAT to your pubic hair?! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2564 Of course the rents are murder, but it’s better than commuting everyday from the Paleolithic 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
2565 I'm giving a lecture at the Natural History Museum. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2566 Where I'm from, 'manspreading' is a style of human sacrifice. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2567 Is this taking forever, or is it just me? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2568 Gotta big meeting later, can I borrow your tie? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2569 I’m trying to convince them to let me go back to working remotely. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2570 You'll see our mission statement on the walls at the next stop. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2571 You do realize thaet everything old is new again? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2572 If I knew the wheel would lead to watching a person urinate on the subway, I never would have invented it. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2573 According to recent DNA testing I may have a cousin in the next block. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2574 Well, I got my DNA test results and it kind of went backward from there. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2575 Going to the party dressed as a lawyer is not a costume. You are a lawyer. I'm not really a cave man. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2576 It's a living. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2577 Yabba dabba do you wanna smell something weird? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2578 can we still play if scissors doesn't show up? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2579 You can pretend all you want, but you haven't really evolved much. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2580 I see the subway hasn't changed much. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2581 …and that’s the moment that I knew I couldn’t do Wall Street anymore and I’ve never looked back. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2582 Which of us is actually more evolved? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2583 I'm sure what's in your briefcase can cause more damage than my club.... 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2584 Bro, wanna barter? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2585 Looks like my pale looking descendant needs a proper club for healthy eating. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2586 My field is primitive art. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2587 I was running late this morning 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2588 I Think I Love You. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2589 can you guess where im keeping my metro card? 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2590 I've got an axe to grind 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2591 I ran a couple of hedge funds, but my real passion is motivational speaking. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2592 Me want to take America back to simpler time. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2593 I’d take the N or Q train, but our alphabet hasn’t advanced that far. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2594 Hello, my name is “your subconscious”. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2595 I’m trying to cut down on fossil fuel. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2596 Next stop is Willoughby. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2597 May I ask what cologne you’re wearing? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2598 You might like going commando on casual Fridays. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2599 My mistake! Given recent politics I thought we were in favour of this time period. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2600 How many people are you going to give the axe to today? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2601 I'd rather work from home, but the WiFi in my cave is unreliable. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2602 It all started with collecting vinyl. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2603 I've been making this ride for 3500 years. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2604 Stop looking at me like I'm a piece of dinosaur meat, Caveman. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2605 I usually don't ride the subway, but lately, I've gotten some bad ratings on Uber. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2606 You're right, Twitter is so over. I've always felt more comfortable on Mastodon. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2607 I don’t mean to bother you, but can you tell me which stop will get me to the Guggenheim? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2608 Yes, it is my first time in New York 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2609 No difference, really. We're both just going to work in the financial district. You slay 'em, I slay 'em. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2610 I wondered how it might be in the future. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2611 Mind if I hold your briefcase? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2612 I discovered fire so my family could cook and stay warm,but what does a collateralized loan obligation do? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2613 How many mammoths did you kill today with that briefcase? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2614 Is this the fastest way to a place called Stony Brook? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2615 I gave up on law after I learned bludgeoning. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2616 It's my emotional support outfit. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2617 It's a long commute 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2618 My commute seems to take eons these days 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2619 Clout is in the eyes of the holder! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2620 Never cave in! 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2621 Of course,we agree Animal Spirits should be incentivized. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2622 You are being archaic" 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2623 My company is going back to the basics of business. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2624 Apparently, I took "concrete jungle" a bit too seriously. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2625 I love to pound the pavement when I visit New York. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2626 I’m telling you, you gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2627 Gru druk blorf fredj arggg? 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2628 I'll trade you my tool of domination for yours. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2629 It’s an enhanced version of a big stick, It’s why I speak softly. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2630 So you're saying clothes don't make the man. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2631 What a tool. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2632 It's dinosaur-eat-dinosaur out there. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2633 Do you think you’re dressed to combat the today’s subways ? 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2634 I went clubbin'. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
2635 Same uniform, different eras. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2636 I’m just getting a head start on the inevitable. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
2637 Wanna hunt for a new briefcase? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2638 Hunter, your mother and I are worried about you. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2639 It's probably an evolution thing. Head turning isn't needed to look at a screen. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2640 Way, way back to the future. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2641 Do you know if this car stops in the Pleistocene? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2642 Back in my day, real men… 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2643 It's my first day back at the office after Covid. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2644 I heard that we can alter a meteor's path now. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2645 Do you shave your legs? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2646 My boss thinks I’m such a Neanderthal! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2647 At Twitter, we'd eat you for lunch. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2648 Another day, another haunch of meat, amiright? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2649 Hair move up? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2650 Sebastian Cabot ? Funny , I get that all the time . 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2651 The paleo diet. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2652 My downsizing got a little out of hand. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2653 Are you looking for new clients? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2654 I like the futures market, myself. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2655 Excuse me, but are you the inventor of the hamster wheel? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2656 So...are we just going to ignore the tied-up neck thing? 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
2657 I let things go just a tad working from home. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2658 Just left the meeting DATE LINE “January 6” 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2659 Fred, and you? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2660 Oh common! Happy halloween. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2661 I just started Paleo. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2662 Oh, so this is what we've evolved to? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2663 Personally, I think my club is more useful in this New York subway. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2664 I hate it when I have to bring work home. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2665 You people abolished manspreading? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2666 My advice to you: club 'em if they don't take the deal. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2667 So...want to go clubbing later? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2668 My workday began eons ago 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2669 There are substantial tax advantages. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2670 I sat in some gum. It's yours if you want it. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2671 It's a slippery slope from the paleo diet 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2672 I’m going Paleo at the office. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2673 Do you know if this train stops at The Capitol. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2674 Show me yours first. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2675 Hey buddy, is COVID over? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2676 You know you’re outdated, don’t you? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2677 How long till we get to the zoo? I 'm very hungry. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2678 Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2679 I hear the Museum of Natural History has a nice exhibit. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2680 I don’t think you should be barefoot on the subway. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2681 Yes I am Senator Elect Neander Thal and I intend to stop the steal,protect our right to arm disturbed children and will work to eliminate the rights of uppity women. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2682 Fine, I’ll leave my weapon outside the courthouse. But first, explain to me what is so wrong about dragging a woman by her hair. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2683 This paleo diet is intense. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2684 When we get to our meeting, let me do all the grunting. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2685 I'll cavemanspread if I want to, young man. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2686 The D's running pretty slow again. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2687 Welcome to the train carri-age. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2688 Aren't you taking the caveman diet a little too far? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2689 I don't like going into the office, but I love the free bone broth. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2690 I tell you, man, this Paleo diet has really changed my life. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2691 Today I’m three weeks into my paleo diet. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2692 I'm going clubbing downtown. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2693 I just don't think I'm ready to return to the office full-time after COVID. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2694 It sure is a long ride to the patent office. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2695 They promised a red wave and all we got was Florida. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2696 Are you going to a difficult negotiation too? 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2697 I’m a paleo dietitian in SoHo just to pay the bills, my real passion is my podcast on crypto currency. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2698 Balenciaga. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2699 My ex got my man cave 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2700 Manspreading?” I’ve never heard of it 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2701 That not kill mammoth. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2702 Since covid I've decided to sport the natural look 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2703 What do I do for a living? I’m a Headhunter. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2704 I've forgotten how to interact with people in real life 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2705 Shiny snake eat you too? 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2706 Just as far as Hunter College. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
2707 You also got axed at work? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2708 Sometimes with kids you just have to hammer the point home. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2709 I’ve got a new invention I’m working on now. Thinking of calling it “the Wheel” 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2710 I think you got on the wrong train. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2711 I hunt, she gathers. How about you? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2712 Is it me or are you also feeling the Monday Blues? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2713 I missed the earlier one. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2714 We may have some positions opening up next quarter. Are you on LinkedIn? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2715 It was just brutal out there today. 1.1981 0.03890 106 85 21 0
2716 Dude, crypto is where it’s at! 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2717 And what are you supposed to be? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2718 If this is how life is 20,000 years later, I'm glad I'm still stuck in the Stone Age. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2719 I have 17% paper pusher in my DNA test 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2720 I'm stopping at the Natural History Museum, why do you ask? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2721 I understand. Don't worry; you just point him out, and I'll take care of him. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2722 Say hello to my little f.riend! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2723 Donald, I've never known you to carry a briefcase although I'll bet you have some of documents from the archives in there. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2724 You say tomato, I say dead rat. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2725 Going Paleo seemed weird at first, but now I'm all-in. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2726 I used to think I could beat the system, too .... 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2727 I told you, Buddy, I don’t do clubs. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2728 I was really starting to like working remotely 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2729 We‘ve come a long way, haven‘t we? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2730 So you're telling me no one flies around in personal spaceships? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2731 My psychoanalyst said I need to embrace my past. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2732 Hoboken. You? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2733 Those new ads over head are quite ineffective right . . . how come we don't have necks? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2734 Then after I finish my number, I can club the most fertile audience member. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2735 As long as I'm on my meds I'm fine, otherwise I act like a caveman!" 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2736 "And I just got tired of doing mergers and acquisitions> 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2737 You never saw "Defending The Caveman"? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2738 Yes, the Stone Age is real, and no, I cannot afford another lawyer. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2739 But I AM dressed for success. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2740 I hear mammoth hides are down 6 points 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2741 They're making us go into the office one day a week now. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2742 Dress for the Republican Party you want. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2743 We Neanderthals always go to the end-of-the-line. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2744 The politicians, they don’t care about regular guys like us. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2745 Well Fred, how do I look?" "Well Barney, you're looking quite dapper! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2746 I know being a manipulative, sociopathic, narcissistic, profit-over-people, hedge fund fraudster is terrifying, but you should have worn a costume, Dave. It’s supposed to be a “fun” party. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2747 Hey, so did you vote? 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2748 Where are you headed? You look like you have a strict timeframe, unlike my open-toed schedule... 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2749 Can you help me get a patent on a bright orange and yellow light that warms you? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2750 You must be the new guy.. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2751 Hey, bud—you know where I could go to get stoned? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2752 You do you, I'll do me. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2753 I was like you once, before my company got sued back to the stone age. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2754 And that's why people call me old school 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2755 Bro can you spare some bear grease, blood, and charcoal? I have a wicked urge to put something up on these walls... 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2756 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? So you can breathe. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2757 You cubicleman? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2758 You wouldn't believe what they're asking for a cold-water cave in the Bronx these days. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2759 I thought this was the BCE train. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2760 I'm looking for the B.C. line 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2761 Org’s résumé good? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2762 It's a really cool man cave downtown. You ought to come join us. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2763 Do you know the address for the patent office? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2764 Which stop is the paleolithic? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2765 I finally caved in to Casual Friday. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2766 Working from home really does things to a person 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2767 I’ve come from the future to warn you that the A train is running on the F line. 1.1974 0.06494 76 67 3 6
2768 I know Halloween is over, but this is so much more comfotable than wearing a suit. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2769 I could be on the wrong track here, buddy, but any relation to Homer Sapien? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2770 I’m still working from home. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2771 Funny how people only recognize me when it’s casual Friday. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2772 My limo driver called in sick. What's your excuse? 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2773 Do you know where I can get a good wild boar sandwich? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2774 Scuse me, which stop is for the Natural History Museum? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2775 Today I'm demanding that raise." 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2776 I can do anything, and they'll still vote for me... 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2777 ...so when I woke up the dinosaur was still there, and the rest is history. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2778 Hard to get flex-time when you are hunting AND gathering ! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2779 That used to be my day job. I've adapted since those days. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2780 I intend not to wind up like Willy Loman. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2781 I am on the paleo diet. How did you know? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2782 Collaboration? I’m much more productive working from home. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2783 when shtf you are going to need us. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2784 There were severe delays. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2785 Ok, you trip him and I’ll whack him with this 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2786 Start with a paleo diet. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2787 Yeah..I believed in cryptocurrency..still waiting for my profit! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2788 Can you tell me where I can find a McDonald's? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2789 Nope, I don't use cellphone either. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2790 I bet 23&Me gives you 98% English. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2791 I’ve been told I have anger issues 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2792 You've done well after your invention of fire. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2793 Who did you think owned the tunnel? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2794 We have to get off at Capitol South, right? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2795 F line sure takes a while,huh? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2796 The only real difference is the dress code. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2797 How effective is your briefcase against a saber-toothed tiger? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2798 Is this the way to Fire Island? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2799 Me excited Take Your Neanderthal to Work Day. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2800 I've never caved under pressure! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2801 It was an easy transition from recruitment to hunting and gathering. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2802 Yeh but you do know that thing’s not a hammer? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2803 Tunnel… Cave… Same thing 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2804 There’s not as much difference working in hi-tech as you might think. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2805 If I’m going in on paleo, I’m going in all the way. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2806 It’s called the Paleo Diet and… 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2807 She said I am not evolved enough for her. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2808 The Paleo Diet has changed my life. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2809 I used to wear a tie. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2810 You’ll never get lucky in a lawyer costume 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2811 Uber not better than subway after all. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2812 When he asked me where I saw myself in five years, I said that I expected to be working from the cave. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2813 Three words from your younger self: "Safeguard our Planet". 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2814 Well, it all started with composting. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2815 well Mr Trump, look like we both extinct now 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
2816 ME MAGA, You NO MAGA. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2817 Did you work on that GEICO campaign? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2818 So your boss is a Neanderthal,too? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2819 I’m making a pitch to some angel investors to buy into my foot-powered car start-up. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2820 The office environment has devolved significantly where I work. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2821 What's a cell phone? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2822 We drive cars where I’m from. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2823 Most people don't want to sit next to me. Are you a politician? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2824 I have never heard of ‘manspreading’. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2825 …, or else. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
2826 Are the squirrels at Union Square still tasty? 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2827 What can I say, first tried lengthening fins, then gills to lungs, increasing gut efficiency, more energy, brain starts thinking crazy thoughts, coughs become words, papyrus, Gutenberg . . . now laptops! No real plan. Just stayin alive, man. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2828 Do you think the Philarmonic 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2829 You do know I'm not wearing underwear, right? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2830 Are you on Mastodon? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2831 Would you have a spare brief? 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2832 What he said was: "...transfer is available to the J, N, R, & W trains." Clear as day. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2833 I’ve saved up my casual Fridays for one big splurge. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2834 …then all the Sharks said they didn’t see a market for my Organic Hammer and they were out… 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2835 I agree, the leopard print was a bit much. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2836 At least I didn't dress as a boss' bitch on Halloween. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2837 Been stuck on train forever. Signal problems. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2838 81st Street; this my stop. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2839 Other than not having pockets, I love the paleo diet. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2840 Once the wheel got rolling, I couldn’t keep up. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2841 I've been waiting for the 'D' for 130,000 years. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2842 This train has been very, very delayed. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2843 I wonder if they’ll have donuts this morning. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2844 It's the new look on Wall Street. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2845 Of course, there's Age discrimination... 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2846 I have to say, I love the freedom my job gives me to pursue my own interests. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2847 I want to get the most out of my train pass. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2848 So now I need fire insurance? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2849 Where did you originate? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2850 I have hemorrhoids. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2851 We just thought, since the pandemic is over... 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2852 What do you mean “taking the whole man cave thing to an extreme “? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2853 My job's kind of evolving right now. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2854 Lotta good that thing will be when a saber-toothed tiger comes through the door. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2855 … and that’s how I basically invented crypto currency, like, 30,000 years ago 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2856 Know a good place to eat? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2857 ...and they laughed at the wheel. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2858 I'm going to call my invention THE WHEEL! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2859 Say, where did you get that tie? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2860 Me hate new return-to-cave policy. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2861 Well, it's sort of like a club with magical buttons 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2862 I'm not wearing any underwear. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2863 If you are me in 50,000 years, No Thanks! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2864 You have your own man cave? 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2865 Is it too late to turn back the clock? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2866 You know we're identical twins. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2867 Could you recommend a good deli? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2868 I miss working remotely from the cave 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2869 I won’t do it without a pay per view fight 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2870 I don't work in tech. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2871 I think my timetable was off. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2872 Fire. Where is FIRE? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2873 I’m the one prepared for the future.” 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2874 Sorry pal , an MBA is the opposite of evolution. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2875 I thought I'd come into the city and go clubbing. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2876 Going clubbing downtown - you? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2877 MY boss WANTS me to keep working from my man cave. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2878 Do you know my brother Fred? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2879 Would you represent me in my fire patent infringement case? Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2880 Dude, it's Dress Down Friday! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2881 OK. Hair restoration-you win. Cave aesthetics, we win. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2882 Where do I get off for the meat packing district? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2883 Your modern life may seem rough, but we’re the same age. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2884 Nice shoes 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2885 Miss work from cave. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2886 However, I've found that the paleo diet is not so good for career advancement. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2887 This train coming through my cave is a real game changer. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2888 This is my first time on the subway since the pandemic. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2889 So I found out I was a pyromaniac when I started rubbing sticks together 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2890 My cars in the shop, it needs a new hole in the floor. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2891 I prefer the subways to the caves from back in the old days. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2892 I'm on my way to close a deal. How about you? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2893 I’m in product development nowadays. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2894 You know… I was thinking about growing a beard and wearing a cheetah, but then I thought, I will not be totally twinning with you. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2895 Nice suit, but my loincloth is better—cool breeze on the midriff. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2896 Does this train take me to Rockville Centre? 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
2897 Yeah, I'm so glad the pandemic's winding down and we can head back to the office again. Having to work out of my man-cave was getting pretty old! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2898 I was almost just like you before the Trump era. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2899 No kill buffalo with that. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
2900 Good caves are out of our price range here, so we moved into the subway. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2901 I am told there is a place where raptors play basketball. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2902 My voters like it when I show up as the REAL me”. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2903 I can't see the end of the tunnel 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2904 I just left the Museum of Natural History. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2905 Me Grog. You Dork. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2906 I'm just as confused as you are. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2907 Inflation, my dude. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2908 Once upon a time I was as buttoned up as you. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2909 I think the 'dress to impress' adage is exaggerated 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2910 Actually, it's a three stringed lute 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
2911 My boss said it was time to get out of the cave. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2912 Come back to Bedrock, Barnie. You look ridiculous in those clothes. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2913 Can you believe they're making us go back into the office already!? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2914 I'm a computer technician. What do you do? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2915 I'm a carnivore trapped in a vegan world. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2916 Keto diet. Why? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2917 VC? Nice! I'm actually raising capital for the bullshit raw mud startup I founded. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2918 What brought me here? Cryptocurrency. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2919 You look uncomfortable in all those clothes." "I am. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2920 I’m taking the paleo diet one step further. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2921 Emergency Corps, Diorama Dept., Museum of Natural History. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2922 You know paleo isn’t just a diet. It’s a lifestyle. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2923 Trust me, someday even this train system will become a dinosaur. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2924 Why?....Do I look like vlad? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2925 If you want a Subway Car to yourself, I suggest you dress like me, and never take a shower. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2926 Ugh, who drew us? You look like a matryoshka doll and my head is as big as my torso. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2927 a feduciary? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2928 We're totally hybrid. I commute only on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2929 Sixty wheels is better than one wheel, don't you agree? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2930 I feel like I took a step backwards. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2931 Funny, we work on an 'eat what you kill' model, too. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2932 Could we maybe be related? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2933 Don't you just love Throwback Thursdays? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
2934 I decided to dress appropriately for when we get nuked back to the Stone Age. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2935 Nice threads. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2936 I was setting in that same seat yesterday. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2937 I don't know about you, but this seems like such a long trip. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2938 I'm part of the new transit safety program. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2939 It's my latest ploy to dodge sexual harassment lawsuits." 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2940 I am certain that law is subject to Some Correction ! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2941 I gave up Wallstreet for hunting and gathering in the 90’s. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2942 It really is a bear market out there! 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2943 Wearing a tie to the office isn't so bad. My boss is a sociopathic Neanderthal with anger management issues. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2944 If I get off at Far Rockaway,will I be near Bedrock? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2945 You're a Virgo? I'm a Granite. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2946 Do you hear a train a coming? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2947 I hope this transit takes me all the way back. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2948 You’re not from Geico, are you? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2949 I'd walk, but it's a long way with no shoes. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2950 I keep confusing casual Fridays and throwback Thursdays. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2951 I put everything I had in bitcoin 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2952 . "I told you not to try to send women back to my age!" 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2953 Excuse me sir. How many stations left to Stonehenge? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2954 This opera gig is only temporary. So, you didn't get the employment e-mail? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2955 Yeah, you're fine, just stay on the D train until the Mesozoic Era. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2956 After I gave up going to the office every day, well... 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2957 Now that you mention it -- I have been riding this for a long time. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2958 I'm heading to my runway debut at Dolce & Gabbana 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2959 It started with the diet, but then I just went Paleo all the way. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2960 My wife hates when I go clubbing. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2961 I'm looking into getting a MAGA cap. What do you think? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2962 Neanderthal meander all, Caveman, brave man, Homo erectus, now that’s exciting 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2963 I've got some prehistoric cave art you might enjoy seeing. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2964 Got the time? I think I may be running a few millennia late. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2965 My productivity suffered when I tried hunting and gathering from home. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2966 It’s good being back from the cave, huh? 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2967 I know my diet is all the rage but I just want to say your outfit is so perfect….. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2968 No,not much of a difference. I’ve been working from home since the 90s. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2969 Teleworking wasn’t working for me either. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2970 It might be an express, but it has taken ages. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2971 You mean I’m several thousand years we still have no necks? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2972 Do you like to grab em by the pussy too? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2973 Can you let me know when we get to La Brea ?? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2974 She said, wormhole, and I'm thinking maybe a little nooky nooky...and the next thing I knew, wham! And here I am. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2975 The guys back at the cave are never going to believe this 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2976 You have all this, but still just go to work every day? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2977 Could I interest you in fire and the wheel? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2978 OK. Let's change back into our own clothes again. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2979 After years of commuting, I just don't have that Yabba Dabba Doo any longer 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2980 My opinion about a workplace dress code is evolving. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2981 I really embraced the Paleo lifestyle more than I thought I would 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2982 I wore this to a Halloween party and I got so many compliments that I have decided to stick with the look. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2983 I have my own system for delete. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2984 "We really have a lot of similarities like we both voted for Trump." 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2985 Do you find that tie restrictive? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2986 I just joined OKCupid. I put on a toupee for my photo that looks EXACTLY like your hair to improve my chances. Wish me luck! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2987 Caveman-con. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2988 Joining Extinction Rebellion saved my life!” 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2989 I've switched all my investments to futures. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2990 Don’t you sometimes feel like you just want to give it all up and go bag a woolly mammoth? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2991 It seems we both value one tool very much 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2992 I'd like to talk to you about Crypto, the money of the future! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2993 NO, Donald! Proper way is to grab them by hair. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2994 I’ve got a real axe to grind with Matt in Accounting. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2995 I also have a mancave. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2996 I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2997 Just think, no more dry cleaning bills. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2998 Want-a neck? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2999 This was my cave before the MTA declared eminent domain. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3000 Next stop, Mastodon Avenue. That's me. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3001 The eyes have it. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3002 Hunting and gathering just doesn't cut it in a gig economy. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
3003 One day I woke up and just said to myself, “Screw it. Let’s have a ‘do-over’.” 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3004 Everytime that I see you Bill, I think of old times. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3005 The brontosaurus ribs are to die for,but now I don’t have a car. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3006 Basically, we have everything we need except straight-edge razors. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3007 Man, did I get hammered last night. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3008 I hear that you’re headed in my direction. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3009 Hi, I'm Trogg, running for President on the Make Neanderthals Great Again ticket! 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3010 No, no. I just hit them with the club. That’s it. Nothing else. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3011 No scars underneath you have to worry about. What you see is what you get. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
3012 "Nobody ever complains about cavemanspreading, though the mallet could have something to do with it" 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3013 I get off at 81st Street...right? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3014 Do you feel safe without an axe? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3015 I grabbed the lowest branch of the family tree, and here we are. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3016 So your Lord is retroactive? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3017 Do you mind telling my mom I’m okay? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3018 What’s up? I just got up from under my rock. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
3019 I was Bamm-Bamm's stunt double for six years. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3020 You call it progress, I call it encroachment. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3021 Point taken, but underneath that reserved exterior, I'm sure you have your own axe to grind. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
3022 Flat square club not work on mammoth. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3023 in my day,we walked to hunt and gather 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3024 Can you tell me when we get to the Tigris - Euphrates stop. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
3025 Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3026 This faux fashion trend is going to dominate. 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
3027 Last night went clubbing. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3028 So bankrupt, again? Interview? I was you, once. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3029 I’m just heading home after a long night of clubbing; you?” 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3030 Commute train easier on caveman feet. Yabba dabba doo. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3031 I'm what they call a "hatchet man." 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3032 Are you a hunter-gathener? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3033 You remind me of about 8% of my daughter. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3034 Know where I can get a good steak around here? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3035 'I'm telling you, work has changed since COVID' 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3036 I came, I saw, I conked her! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3037 Yours is the only office without Caveman Fridays. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3038 Truthfully, working out of the home these past two years has set me back a bit. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3039 My wife told me it was vintage business casual 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3040 I still have John’s money. I’ll be okay for the rest of my life. But I don’t understand this world. My life went away with the light in James Lipton’s eyes. I ride the subway now. All day, back and forth. There’s nothing else for me to yabba-dabba-do 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
3041 Can you direct me to a good place to go clubbing? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3042 Twenty years at an ad agency and I still can't decide if I'm a hunter or a gatherer. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3043 You took my place. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
3044 Obviously,You Don't Work From Home in a Man Cave! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
3045 So uh, how long have you lived in the city? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3046 AW - no problem whatsoever because it takes all kinds to make this world. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3047 Who did you vote for? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3048 Steel wheels trump stone ones. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3049 I wanna be ready if Trump's president again 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3050 I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3051 Don’t be scared. We all have a bit of Neanderthal DNA. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3052 So how long does it take from your cave? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3053 I'm guessing you'd give anything to trade places with me right now. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3054 My company assessed the market and decided to get back to our core values. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3055 What's the matter, you never heard of time travel? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3056 I hear they finally opened that 2nd avenue line." 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3057 I never worry about rising rents, all our food is fresh and organic and the young never feel the crushing weight of educational debt. Now tell me again why I should join your civilized world. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3058 Don’t be so sure that laws are going to protect you. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3059 Would you please tell me where to get off for the Museum of Natural History. I've got a staring role in one of their exhibits 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3060 If this train is delayed any longer I'm gonna go Medieval on someone. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
3061 Who's 'Link,' and why you lookin' for 'em? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3062 Look, if the nukes will blast us back to the stone age I might as well be prepared. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
3063 Dress for the job you want, they say. Well, I want to live in a cave eating beetles. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
3064 Wife told me to get a job so I am going to the library to look up the word job in something called a dictionary.Hope it can tell me what a dictionary is... and what a library is 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3065 I should have taken the express. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
3066 After going on the paleo diet, I gave up the corner office and simplified my life. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3067 Back in my day we hadn't even invented the wheel! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
3068 I've been on the paleo diet for about ten years, why? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3069 I know, right? Club 'em all is what we say, too. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3070 You can’t have a very big club in that briefcase. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3071 Did Trump eventually implode? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3072 Okay,I'll just kill one more! I promise they won't be extint. 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
3073 I've been dealing with the stress of becoming suddenly famous ever since January 6th. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3074 I didn't really want to get on this thing but sometimes you have to cave, man. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3075 Say, how do you hunt with that thing? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3076 You may be a bit too subtle for our costume party. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3077 I have a job interview at the Natural History Museum. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3078 I thought we were going clubbing tonight. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3079 Kids these days, with their fancy pantsy suits. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3080 Do you have a carrying permit? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3081 Remenber, you specialize in Pleistocene derivatives. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3082 In my time, transportation was cheaper. And safer. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3083 To be honest kid,I might have overdone this 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3084 So you think I look too cave manny... 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3085 Alpha males aren’t afraid of foot fungus. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3086 The precedent to this case is Flintstone vs. Rubble (9,478 B.C.)! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3087 I’ll let you do all the talking in this meeting. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3088 Actually we prefer to be called GenA. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3089 I normally work from home, but I'm having my walls repainted. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3090 And to think he was just weeks away from his 15,003rd birthday. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3091 I am actually your alter ego...ask your wife if you don't believe me. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3092 I always travel club class 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
3093 Do not be afraid. I am visiting here from the future. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3094 Who you voting for? 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
3095 Frankly I like KISS, Keep it simple srupid. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3096 How do you transfer to the LIRR? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3097 There hasn't been much advancement, has there? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3098 I got the club, you got the briefcase. S’all in the game though, right? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3099 Actually, lots of hunter gatherers have gone gluten free. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3100 It was only supposed to be a November thing but it spiraled out of control. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3101 These subways haven't changed in Ages. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3102 I'm more afraid of you than you are of me 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3103 I'm a downsizing consultant. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3104 Nice suit. What animal did you have to skin for it? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3105 Is leg hair good for hair transplants? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3106 You've got nothing in that briefcase but a sack lunch, right? I know I'm right. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
3107 Don't like what I'm wearing? Suit yourself! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3108 Pink tar stuck Ogg's feet bottoms. Ogg need favor. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3109 I’ve been Paleo since summer. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3110 It’s unbelievable how much we have in common! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3111 Are you one of them? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3112 Yup, I finally got on the paleo train. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3113 I never found a club car. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3114 You gather, I gather . 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3115 They told me commuting was a thing of the past 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3116 But my club I don’t need to negotiate. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3117 I was there the last time “America was great.” It wasn’t that great then either. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3118 Anywho, I do a podcast for guys like us. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3119 Sometimes i wonder if i should'nt have invented fire 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3120 I thought you were going to make America great again 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3121 Sometimes you gotta air them out. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3122 The Caveman Diet really changed my outlook on life. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3123 Where's your club 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3124 I was hired to hammer out the details. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3125 Now, about your taxes … 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3126 Does this subway go to the American Museum of Natural History ? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3127 I understood it was considered man-spreading when over one club length apart. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3128 It's My First Day Back In The Office 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3129 Either way .... time travel must be real 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3130 My Mastodon is in for service. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3131 Reincarnation? Be careful what you wish for. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3132 OK, so maybe I got carried away while I was working from home, but do you have to stare? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3133 It's still eat what you kill at our firm. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3134 Is this the train to the MAGA rally ? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3135 My preferred pronoun is "caveperson" 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
3136 We aren’t so different, my portfolio just caved 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3137 Well, of course, I'm retired now but does, "yabba-dabba-do!" ring a bell? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3138 I'm not sure how you came to happen, I guess devolution took care of it. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3139 Don’t rush, it doesn’t turn out that great anyway. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3140 And then I got a call from Josh Hawley asking me to ghost write his book on MASCULINITY 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3141 I liked it when we could work from home. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3142 If you hadn't shaved it, the Mets would have gone all the way 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3143 Am I moving up or are you moving down? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3144 I'm only half-embracing this return-to-work push. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3145 No, I wouldn’t recommend my diet. We killed a wooly mammoth and I gained twenty pounds. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3146 My wife took the dinosaur so I'm stuck with the subway. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3147 So there you have it; she left me, I went to reclaim my manhood and now I’m here to win her back. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3148 I bet you'll get my message before I get yours! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3149 Casual Friday, am I right? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3150 Man in suit: “You must be from the future” 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3151 I need a cig. You have two sticks? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3152 It’s No-shave November! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3153 Which cave are you getting off at? 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
3154 Yeah, the transition back from work at home has been tough. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3155 It started with the Keto diet 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3156 Bedrock....you? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3157 It’s my last weekend before returning to the office… 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3158 Sounds like not much has changed since I got out of that racket.... 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
3159 So you're glad your folks left the cave? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3160 This is October 31st, isn't it? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3161 It's remarkably freeing. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3162 You’re right-I hate lawyers, too. They’re animals 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3163 You don't bring a knife to a gunfight either . . . 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3164 One of us has some evolving to do. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3165 Does this train stop at AMNH ? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3166 Whatever they told you, billable hours - that's all they care about. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3167 Halloween. What's that? 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
3168 Oh! we used to be like you! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3169 I‘m a hunter-commuter. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
3170 Well, what with the pandemic and all, I decided to make a significant life-style change... 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3171 I have beyond excellent strengths, so I would get the hell out! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3172 I feel liberated. Elon Musk lifted Twitter's ban on Neanderthals. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3173 They said we should be moving soon. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3174 You got any deodorant I could borrow? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3175 I traded my briefcase for this. It gets more out of my employees at work. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
3176 Are you a man? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3177 Let's just agree to disagree on the definition of "evolved." 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3178 Your first day as a broker? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3179 My ex-wife claimed I was a troglodyte, so I changed my look accordingly. Much cooler in the summer. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3180 Looks like we both take our work home. Gets old, huh? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3181 Do you know how to get to Stone Street? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3182 I know that look. You think I’m from the Stone Age. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3183 I favor a return to gentler times. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3184 I'm sympathetic but things weren't much better in my time. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3185 The cold, hard steel against my buttocks gives rise to my dilemma. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3186 Why won't they just let us continue working from home? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3187 We basically look like two peas in a pod, don't we? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3188 The same, but different. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3189 I get it. I thought wooly mammoth hunting was recession-proof, too. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3190 I’m binging “The Flintstones” now, you? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3191 I usually work from home, but today's my day to go into the office. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3192 I'll trade you my axe for that box you're holding. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3193 So, are you on your way to your man cave too? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3194 Lot a changes to this tunnel while I was thawing. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3195 Yeah, I miss the baking shows, but you can burn the rest of it. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3196 I just had to get away from it all. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3197 Feels like I regressed a bit working from home, whatcha think? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3198 Don't be upset, I just finished doing an ad for GEICO. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3199 The B train to 81st? Dammit, I was told the D train to 81st. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3200 Let me guess, you got stuck with the “corporate asshole” costume this year? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3201 Are you my ancestor? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3202 We weren’t allowed to use wheel in cave 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3203 I shoulda put more in the 401(k) 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3204 If you learned a trade like I did, you wouldn't have to worry so much. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3205 It’s impressive what you’ve done with your long caves. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3206 I got the club, you got the briefcase. It’s all in the game though, right? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3207 . I feel like I’m what people need right now 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3208 Me too. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3209 We the neck-less have to stick together. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3210 Does your plan include dental? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3211 Are we the only “normal” people around here? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3212 Once I lost the blue check, it all went downhill. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3213 I am on my se on week of what they call “full spectrum Keto” 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3214 Does this train stop at Lascaux? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3215 Me lawyer too. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. 1.1845 0.05116 103 90 7 6
3216 Do you know where I could get some underwear? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3217 Trump meets with the head of the GOP... 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3218 This is what I wear to go clubbing. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3219 See the difference between you and me is that I smash people, and you smash their way of living. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3220 I'm for a return to Basic Values . .How about you? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3221 Don’t get me wrong it’s no stumble on a fresh kill out there but it’s outside work. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3222 I'm actually afraid to ride the subways. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3223 So,who are you supporting for president? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3224 Back in my day, we didn't have offices from which to do corporate takeovers. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3225 After Covid, I am now a hybrid hunter and gatherer. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3226 I was brought back to work for Elon. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3227 Looks like you're all tied up...when were you hunted? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3228 They said come as you are, so I am 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3229 I said I needed a man cave 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3230 Your bulls and bears terrify me. Why do you let them run loose on Wall Street? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3231 Do you think that wheels are a good investment? 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
3232 I graduated in a simpler time. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3233 I just couldn't work from cave any more. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3234 After working remotely for three years and eating paleo, I went into survival mode. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3235 You wearin' a rug? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3236 Turns out using your feet as an engine is not as practical 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3237 Head office is taking a 'back to basics' approach. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3238 Fell asleep 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3239 My favorite is Stravinsky. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3240 You knock 'em out with that? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3241 I got an Ancestory DNA kit for my 40th birthday and now I’m embracing my true authentic self. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3242 You wouldn’t believe the day that I’m having… 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3243 Keep eye contact, I don't want you getting any up-toga shots of my brontosaurus. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3244 It all started with the diet 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3245 Aren't you ever getting off? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3246 I don't need no stinkin' license to carry. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3247 The J train from Jamaica is taking eons. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3248 Why yes, I am from Ohio. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3249 It's like Squid Games, but with Wooly Mammoths. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3250 Bang or Whimper? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3251 It feels like I've done this same commute forever. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3252 Sure, you can carry things. I can break things. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3253 Me Banjo. You Accordion. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3254 You mean this isn't the Paleolithic Express? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3255 I've been much happier since I put the rat race behind me. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3256 My stock portfolio caved. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3257 My boss not into remote work too. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3258 I was once a corporate prisoner too. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3259 What time is our reservation? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3260 So easy a New Yorker could do it 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3261 I used to be you in a former life. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3262 I can't imagine someone going to work in that. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3263 Yes, it does seem handy, but then, I don't need to carry an extra pair of underwear. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3264 Sometimes you just want to give your feet a rest, let someone else drive. 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
3265 But Wednesday is poker night, Felix. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3266 Still no need for a neck, huh. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3267 You think wearing your clothes makes you civilized? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3268 It's not a real paleo diet if you don't kill it yourself. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3269 Don't know about you but I never feel safe on the subway these days. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3270 I figured I’d try dressing for the job I want 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3271 My Cavemobile broke down. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3272 Trust me! In the end, my way will turn out to be better. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3273 Don't trust them, I sat through the last “momentary delay" for ages! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3274 you can sit some place else 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3275 I recommend switching to Mastodon. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3276 Tell me more about this headhunter thing. I'm not satisfied stalking game all day. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3277 If I hear one more person say’ “Hey! quit Hominid-spreading…” 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
3278 The Paleo diet was my gateway drug. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3279 I got in at apple early....way early. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3280 Fred, the caveman called and he wants his clothes back . Let me enjoy my day off Barney. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3281 My profile, "old fashioned man," matched with, "loves her hair pulled and clubbing." 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3282 Even with inflation, this is still cheaper than cave-mobile committing 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3283 If you ask me, job security is far better in the jungle 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3284 We get off at the necks stop 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3285 Looks like you under appreciate a bloody steak . 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
3286 So, what are you planning on killing today? 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
3287 Ugum Moogopu Pow Pow? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3288 After working from home,this is the new business casual. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3289 A briefcase sounds like mighty weapon too. 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
3290 It’s just frustrating when I can basically do it all on Zoom. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3291 Where's a good place to go clubbing? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3292 What's a bear market? I've got a bear in my cave. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3293 Your office doesn't do Halloween, huh? 1.1818 0.05249 99 87 6 6
3294 AND HOWS YOUR DAY? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3295 No, I use it at lunch. You wouldn't believe what they call marrow at the local deli. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3296 I'm really an Opera singer... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3297 And you wanna keep that job? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3298 We have casual Friday 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3299 Hey, I like the easy grip handle on your weapon. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3300 I am really into my Paleo diet. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3301 I work in Subway Security and they have a new dress code. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3302 Everybody 65,000 and older rides for free. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3303 Wait. Your next meal is ready and inside that box?” 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3304 Seems like I've been in this pen forever. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3305 ... so, yeah, 10% Italian, 12% Danish, 4% Irish and 74% Neanderthal. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3306 My brontosaurus is getting a check up, so I’m riding the train today. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3307 Do you happen to know a buddy of mine, Barney? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3308 The market is full of bears, you say? Have you tried attacking with spears? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3309 You are invited to join our Back to Nature club at a discount membership only valid today. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3310 I'm going to take Pelham. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3311 I really miss working from my cave. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3312 You have no idea how scary the subway used to be. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3313 While you were working, I went clubbing. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3314 Do you know a place around here that has good brontosaurus? 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3315 Twitter 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3316 Let's not talk about the past. I'm not the problem, it's you. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3317 It's casual Friday, but I have a power point presentation. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
3318 Seems kinda primitive for Musk to force you to work at the office. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3319 Are you trying to find the Whac-A-Mole tournament too? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3320 It’s part of the new back-to-basics campaign… 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3321 I wear the pants in my family. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3322 Comb over and sit near me. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
3323 Have you seen what’s happening on Twitter? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3324 Hickory is what you want for the handle, it gives your palms that smokey flavor 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3325 Have you got a light? 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
3326 I bet you had a lot of Neanderthal in your 23andme results. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3327 No, I’m headed to a different Barney’s. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3328 Excuse me. Does the B train go to Bedrock? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3329 I decided to go full Monty on the Paleo Diet 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3330 Why yes, I am related to Humpty Dumpty. How did you know? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3331 You’ve Come a Long Way Bud 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3332 Casual Fridays are back at the firm. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3333 Yabba Dabba Do you have a minute to complete this quick survey? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
3334 Rock on bro. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3335 Our IT department hasn't quite figured out bronze metallurgy yet. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3336 Is this what they call business casual? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3337 I’m telling ya, living off the grid is the future. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3338 Maybe I'm taking this "Paleo Diet" thing too literally? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3339 You think this is slow? I used to commute before wheels. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3340 In my time, we made our own tools, and our clothes fit well. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3341 Embedded derivatives eventually made me return to simpler times. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3342 I’m doing a hybrid office schedule. You? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3343 What's that cologne you're wearing? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3344 Can you tell I'm still working remotely instead of heading back to the office? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
3345 So. Tell me what I missed. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3346 Calm down and don't worry, the life you really want to live will wait for you forever 😌 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3347 Want a quick rundown on economics? 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
3348 No, why? Who’s Pavarotti? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3349 Do you know of a restaurant with a paleo menu? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3350 I dozed off for a few minutes. Hope I didn’t miss the Paliolithic station. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3351 What?!? I aint come from no gatdang monkey! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3352 Maybe finance. My career coach says my skills might be transferrable. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3353 What clan makes you wear those garments? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3354 Sure it can carry a sandwich, but can it stop a saber-toothed tiger? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3355 Your Supreme Court choices have brought us back to the Stone Age. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3356 I'm with Ug, Nog, Kronk, and Gug. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3357 I tried Paleo,but I prefer the martini diet. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3358 The original petroglyphs have faded but the subway largely remains the same. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3359 Neckties to work? Right out of the Stone Age. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3360 So you're not really a hunter or a gatherer? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3361 Do you know how can I set appointment with Elon Musk? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3362 For some reason, "man-spread" is considered more egregious if the man is not wearing pants. Who knew? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3363 You’re a Democrat, right? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3364 Are you from the future? I'm in the future? Excuse me, but my brain isn't developed enough to understand paradoxes 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3365 I hope you don’t try to call that a “neck” tie. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3366 I’m a consultant for the city’s transit authority. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3367 I know it looks like I haven’t updated my skill set, but what I do well I do well. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
3368 I fucked your wife 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
3369 Pardon me. Is this the train to civilization? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3370 I've been hearing good things about a new club on West 71st Street. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3371 They're just happy I even show up at the office. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3372 A little clubbing after work is great for stress relief 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3373 So glad it’s Friday! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3374 Yes, on the Trump poll watcher team. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3375 It's called cavemanspreading. You gotta problem with it? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3376 she ooga on my booga til i yabba dabba do 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
3377 No, Bob. I didn't get the memo that casual Friday was canceled... 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3378 Why you no can make fire in cave? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3379 I think my stop was a few millennia back. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3380 And that’s how I met your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great…grandmother. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3381 Some of us had been waiting a long time for the 2nd avenue line. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3382 they did away with pensions? ...how barbaric 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3383 Well, righter after graduating Harvard Law I started on this paleo diet… 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3384 Frankly, I was just beginning to adjust to working from home. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3385 « I gather a lot has changed since I was last in the office. » 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3386 What's deodorant. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3387 Thank you for supporting my run for Senator. 1.1795 0.05981 78 69 4 5
3388 I haven't always been a caveman. I used to be a trader, but I couldn't stand the pressure. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3389 There doesn't seem to be much change actually, except I had to switch at 50th street. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3390 Whatcha got in their? Rocks? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3391 The express train is so much more civilized.” 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3392 I'm the new chief financial officer at the Trump organization. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3393 It’s Neanderthal profiling, I say! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3394 First time back to the office? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3395 That club is far too hollow and rectangular for hunting. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3396 Your mother is proud of you son 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3397 After Twitter changed, I joined Mastodon. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3398 Not sure what mean when say "return to office",but I try. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3399 I forgot my tie. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3400 Evolution was a joke, it seems. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3401 When I'm busking, people are always confusing Berimbau with Barenboim" 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3402 I think this is the longest cave I've ever been in! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3403 I didn’t like wearing a tie 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3404 In this Rock vs Paper, I win. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3405 So what do YOU know about shared reality? 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3406 My boss said I could stay home, but it's not heated. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3407 I found working from home more challenging. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3408 No one bothers me on the subway when I'm dressed like this. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3409 I'm taking my paleo diet seriously 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3410 BlackRock is not that kind of rock 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3411 …and so I’m bringing my whole self to work! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3412 Tell me more about this 'wheel' you say you have invented 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3413 What's a razor? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3414 I am given to understand there are many layers to you. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3415 You should really try working from home. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3416 Do you know Fred or Barney? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3417 How'd you know i went paleo? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3418 You're on the BC train. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3419 We're a lot alike, you with finance, me in the wild. Just two hunters wielding blunt instruments. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3420 I see you on this train a lot, I'm Belshazzar. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3421 Be honest…who wears it better…me or Wilma Flintstone 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3422 For me, it's back to basics. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3423 So you're a hunter gatherer too. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3424 My friend Feed said Wall Street is hiring head hunters. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3425 Yeah, well live as a caveman isn't as glamorous as the Flintstones make it out to be. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3426 LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE WHEEL. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3427 Remember, Buddy, time is just an illusion. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3428 So that's when I realized that being a hunter rather than a gatherer was worth the pay cut." 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3429 So what's it like to be wearing the same clothes almost everyday? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3430 My commute is really long 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3431 Yeah, before Tinder, I’d just go clubbing. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3432 Might you have a blunt in your briefcase for this old stoner? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3433 Back to Nature" wasn't as rewarding as it looked 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3434 Go neck yourself buddy 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3435 I also had aspirations of being a lawyer, then entered politics when I was approached by the Stone Age party where all my possessions go to them. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3436 You race 'em now? We just ate 'em. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3437 I'm Old School. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3438 I've been hired to build a wall on Wall Street 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3439 I’ll bet you $20 that I’ve been riding the subway longer than you have. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3440 You make me feel like a natural man. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3441 So what can you tell me about crypto? 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3442 Rough day at work? 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3443 Seriously, you’ve never heard of paleo before? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3444 I am your new boss in Washington dc 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3445 Time travel much? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3446 PASCAL? C'mon man even I don't use PASCAL. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3447 I’m doing keto now 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3448 You are sitting on my seat! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3449 Did you see the game last night? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3450 This all happened after I started following Twitter 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3451 Do you represent Troglodytes? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3452 I am afraid to find out how many flints per month I’ll have to pay to get a two-bonfire cave with decent neighborhood schools 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3453 It's remarkable how many scholars research early humans yet ignore me. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3454 And then my boss said "let's not reinvent the wheel here, Dale", and I was like "huh?" 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3455 I still haven’t come to grips with the Pandemic being over. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3456 So how was your day at the office? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3457 I am visit from Milan. You know which way is Broadway Lafayette? You know where is Abercrombie store? You tell me? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3458 Do you think I’m taking the paleo diet to literally? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3459 So what, if I have to get dressed at the office? This way I always get a seat. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3460 If I twist your head off, will I find smaller yous inside? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3461 This subway is so antiquated. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3462 Oh,it's fast all right,but don't you sacrifice the concept of "journey"? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3463 You need to change your diet. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3464 I hit my head 10,000 years ago and I woke up inside this snake with you! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3465 Next stop Neanderthal Station. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3466 Nice clothes…but we’re still a cave. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3467 I just got tired of sitting in Zoom meetings. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3468 I'm sooo over this bear market. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3469 The CEO figures product evolution isn't doing much for us right now so we're going the other way 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3470 I’m living a paleo lifestyle but I still need to get home to the cave. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
3471 I'm a paleo diet instructor, and you? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3472 Wow. That must be absolute hell . 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3473 our multi-purpose tool prototype actually turns out to have just the one purpose 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3474 Sure everyone is talking about hunting these days, but gathering is really where the money is. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3475 I’ve been riding this line since day one. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3476 Have you seen any good cave paintings lately? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3477 Not surprisingly, our views match 100% 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3478 It started with the paleo diet and then... 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3479 People just aren't willing to engage seriously with opposing grunts of dominance these days 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3480 What is so great about man-caves? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3481 I bet yours can deal serious damage as well. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3482 Know where I can get a decent latte? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3483 Rough day at the office? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3484 Yep, five years ago I was just like you. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3485 Business is so much easier since I offshored civility 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3486 Doing a practice run. You never know what skills you'll need in the future... 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3487 By the way, I'm on a Paleo diet. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3488 Have you ever heard of Burning Man? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3489 I’ve been reinventing myself and decided to go back to basics 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3490 Yea, I just let it grow now. Shaving gives me a rash. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3491 Yeah, I’d run again if I were you. But this time, ride the escalator up, not down. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
3492 I don't know about you buddy, but this so far, has been a long commute for me. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3493 My education? School of hard knocks. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3494 So...blockchain need wheel? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3495 Does this train stop at Stonehenge? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3496 How come we can't meet in your office? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3497 So, what's your take on legalizing cannibalism? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3498 This beard is actually a disguise. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3499 Does this train stop at the westside pterodactyl hunting grounds? Bill Hill Sherman Oaks, CA 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3500 Don't you feel a little behind the times in a suit and tie with a briefcase? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3501 Have no fear - I'm going to a Fancy Dress Ball 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3502 So sorry, were you saying something about my axe? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3503 Wanna go night-clubbin'? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3504 been in this train forever bruh 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3505 I’m basically the Pete Best of the Village People. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3506 Does this train stop on the Eastside? I'm going clubbing. " 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3507 The work is fine, but the firm is a little old-fashioned. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3508 I’m in hunting and gathering. How about you? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3509 So, you’re a gatherer. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3510 This is my first day not working from home 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3511 off to vote? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3512 I'm taking Paleo to the next level 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3513 Well, I'm with Bartlet, Bartlet and Smoltz but I'm kind of quiet quitting now. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3514 I'm on my way to the Museum of Natural History. Ever been there? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3515 I have an odd feeling that you shouldn't be here 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3516 I based my portfolio on being woke. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3517 Where can I transfer for the Pleistocene? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3518 Nothing ever changes. I get up, I go to work, I bring home dinner…..repeat, repeat, repeat. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3519 Me, I’m the new Vice President of Human Resources at Twitter. 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
3520 Make me a virgin mary on the rocks. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3521 I had enough of the rat race and decided to get back to nature. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3522 Look at your club. And you call me uncivilized? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3523 Do you by chance have a charger? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3524 If you step back a little, there is ample evidence for dysgenic effects in human populations. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3525 you know back in the day i had to walk to my house from where i killed that cheetah 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3526 I fell asleep and missed my stop…… for 2 million years 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3527 No I’m not Brendan Fraser, why do you ask? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3528 So you say you have a Club Sandwich in your briefcase? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3529 I see you're more of a modern cro magnon. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3530 Yes, this bus does go to the outer boroughs. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3531 I can tell you shave your legs. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3532 I’ve had the same job for ages 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3533 See you in like 10 years lol 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3534 How does that thing work on mastadons? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3535 Son, I said we're storming the Capitol... 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3536 Am I cavemaspreading?” 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
3537 It's a pretty effective rat whacker 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3538 I lure the perp and you collar him. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3539 My cousin claimed he knew how to send someone into the futur, but I didn;t believe him 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3540 The world is evolving too quickly for me. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3541 Time flies, doesn't it? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3542 Twitter. Why, where to you work? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3543 Grog on his way to times square Applebee's for all grog can drink margaritas 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3544 What school did you go to? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3545 I started commuting when the work from home agreement caved in. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3546 Yeah, I quit my corporate job to go find myself. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3547 I’m a Mastodon early adopter, actually 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3548 I know it looks outdated but I love how it feels. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3549 I’m tired of being the heavy. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3550 I'll be freelancing the Wall St. area too. Do you happen to know anyone who might need to have their brains bashed in? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3551 You will definitely crush the meeting! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3552 I was in the desert - found this rock - picked it up - rubbed it - and all of a sudden I'm here - What about you? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3553 How’d you get in the club car carrying that thing? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3554 I remember when there were no wheels. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3555 Nice nails! 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3556 I use to care, too. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3557 I discovered fire and invented the wheel. Certainly you can come up with something better than this effing subway. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3558 Are you seeing other cavemen? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3559 You a debt collector too? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3560 Can you recommend a good tailor? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3561 and, no, man, we don’t drag women around by their hair anymore, jesus fucking christ 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3562 I tried the Mediterranean Diet, but now I do the Paleo." 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3563 My life is caving in on me too. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3564 Do I have a stock tip for you… COAL 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3565 „I shaved off the beard, put on a suit, bleached my hair and picked the name Donald“ 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3566 So what’s YOUR thing? Are you more of a lingerie person? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3567 Not paleo, Paleolithic 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3568 Well, since you asked, I guess my troubles began about 40,000 years ago. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3569 My company is going back to industry basics 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3570 Law School worked for me! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3571 Boss said to get back to basics. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3572 Keto didn't work for me, so now I'm trying Paleo. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3573 No, Buddy,” I said. “I don’t want to see yet another Encino Man unearth middle-age confusion of teen sociolect. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3574 You say linear, I say cyclical. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3575 Take a hike Mac…this is the club car 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3576 I'm a hunter. I assume you are a gatherer? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3577 Sometimes concealed carry isn’t an option. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3578 Next time, don't try to reinvent the wheel. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3579 i thought D train meant Dinosaur Train 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3580 phuik U 2 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
3581 Can you suggest a good vegan restaurant? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3582 I just couldn't do nine to five anymore. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3583 To you urban elites, we're ALL neanderthals. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3584 Poll watching isn’t what it used to be. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3585 Your work practices are barbaric. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3586 bruh, you dumb as hell 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3587 I work for an IT company. I pound hackers into silly putty. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3588 Well, it started with Casual Friday's... 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3589 Why do you keep calling me boomer? 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3590 Funny How History Repeats Itself, Isn't It? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3591 Does this train stop at 12,000 B.C.? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3592 You new on this route? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3593 It's Dress Pre-Historic Day at work. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3594 Loved working from home, too. Then the wife's all, like, 'Stop slaughtering those beasts in my living room.' 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3595 These work hours really are savage, aren't they" 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3596 What's clubbing? 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3597 How’s your 401 K? 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3598 They finally brought Casual Fridays back to my office 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3599 and then I transfer to the Rockaway 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3600 Have you ever tried to park a brontosaurus? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3601 Are you sure? I thought we were supposed to turn them one era back. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3602 They want me to stop questioning election results, but I won't cave! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3603 What are you hunting with that strange thing? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3604 Well, our cave finally embraced Casual Fridays" 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3605 - In development. You ? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3606 ‘Feels like I’ve been on this train since the Paleolithic Period’ 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3607 She told me she wanted a Renaissance Man and I thought, I can go further than that... 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
3608 . . . so I’d appreciate it if you’d bring me up-to-date - you know, fill me in on what’s hot and trendy. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3609 The market has been awfully rocky this week. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3610 Have you heard the good news about Mastodon? 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
3611 I'm so glad they finished that new tunnel. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
3612 Do I have to change trains for Stonehenge? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3613 I feel safer on the subways with all those police. What about you? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3614 I just wanted to simplify my life, you know? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3615 I agreed to go back to the office if they let me keep dressing like this.” 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3616 I'm a nomad, but I'm not sure about the digital part 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
3617 Well how’s your work-life balance? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3618 Grow up 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3619 Does this train go to Times Square? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3620 Costume party? No,why? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3621 If required, I will be forced to accept the hybrid model, but I prefer to work from cave. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
3622 Like, ever hear of The Flintstones? and anyway, that tie was never in fashion! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3623 Thank you for teaching me about manspreading! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3624 I liked it better when we could use tokens 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3625 I’ve been remote for…well, a long time. But Elon insisted we all start coming into the office. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3626 Dude…..you forgot to *fall back* on Sunday! 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3627 I feel like I've been on this train since 99,000 BC. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3628 I know I left me cave around heresomewhere. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3629 It's been a while, shouldn't we be near 125th and the Grand Concourse? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3630 The Village has really changed. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3631 Yes! I know, I look just like my brother, Luciano. He had real talent! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3632 My sun dial does not pick the daylight saving change, missed my regular train 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
3633 I’m relieved nothing has changed in this country 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
3634 Which line do I take to get to the Paleolithic Era? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3635 At least neckwear evolved. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3636 It honestly would have been quicker to take the Flintmobile 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3637 Yes, but I don’t have to pay taxes. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3638 It’s like looking in the mirror, isn’t it? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3639 Why yes, I am a native of this area, and you? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3640 Can you direct me to a Horn and Hard Art? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3641 I devolved in order to get my neck and shoulders back 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3642 They told you you were in a safe space?? I don't think so. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3643 Do you ever get to free ball? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3644 I see we both have our weapons. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3645 We used to dress like that, until we realized life is meaningless and we are all going to die. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3646 Excuse me,is this the train to Rockaway? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3647 Hello single family residence man 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3648 Yeah, I have to bring my own custome to work. So what? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3649 I’m still transitioning from survivalism. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3650 I think I've hit rock bottom. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
3651 So, a businessman and a caveman sitting on a subway…. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3652 Probably was working from home for too long. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3653 I think you might be on the wrong train 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3654 Origionalist - And you? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3655 But can you clobber a ram with yours? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3656 There's a reason they put the Natural History Museum on the B-C lines. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3657 I'm flattered. But I'm not a gatherer. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3658 I honestly have no idea how I'm going to explain that I got fired today. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3659 So, I stepped into this unusual circle of light… 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3660 Today I’m going to knock ‘em dead. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3661 Spare a dime for a cave-less guy down on his luck? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3662 This commute feels like forever. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3663 You do this five days a week? Both ways? At least in my cave, no one yells, "It's SHOWTIME!" 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3664 Sorry you lost the key to your briefcase, but do I look like a locksmith to you? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3665 I won't play "rock, paper, scissors" with you, but my hammer can make more of a impact than your briefcase. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3666 ‘Yeah, I was out clubbing last night’ 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3667 Well, it makes masturbating on here much more convenient, let me tell ya 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3668 In the new marketplace, I feel l stuck in the Stone Age. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3669 I discovered fire. But! I didn't record it. Will anyone still believe? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3670 Are we going backwards? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3671 Fire. It's the coolest thing since we killed off the mastadons 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3672 Funny you should ask. I was told I wouldn't be recognized if I walked the streets like a modern man. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3673 A well-trimmed beard is the most important part of professional attire 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3674 This local is taking ages. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3675 It's that full head of hair I'm most envious about. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3676 Interesting. You know, until now I haven't really taken this whole manspreading thing seriously. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3677 Yeah, I'm pro bono, but I haven't lost a case. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3678 So I figured "man cave" - might as well go all in. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3679 I used to live here, you know. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3680 Yeah, they’re not letting me work from home anymore. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3681 And I say, making the interior of a business jet look like a subway car is a terrible idea. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3682 Only good Grog with club stop bad Grog with club. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3683 I know the bronze age is a ways off but I still feel like I need to talk about it. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3684 So do you help with retirement accounts? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3685 If you need helping smashing that thing open, will you just let me know? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3686 Your generation really messed things up. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3687 In my family we follow traditional family roles and values. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3688 … and honors from Oxford in paleontology. I see accounting has done well by you!” 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3689 Just by looking at you, I can tell you’re the kind of person who doesn’t learn from the past. So, I’ll keep my caveman opinions to myself, all right? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3690 Excuse me, do you know where the next cave stop is? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3691 I'm looking forward to casual Friday as well. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3692 No...I'm not the Meathead! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3693 Big spoon or little 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3694 If time travel means I’ll meet more people like you, I think I’ll stay in the Stone Age. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3695 Actually I'm Harvard '87 too but I decided to kick the rat race. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
3696 The quarantine really helped me to get back to basics... 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3697 I’m trying to connect with my new paleo diet 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3698 Mark my words,beards are in. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3699 Human corporations of future finance Republican Party, and you call ME Neanderthal? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3700 I just can't get used to "back to the office." 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3701 Why yes, I am defending a January 6 client. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3702 I usually get off at the Paleolithic stop, but the prey has gotten too wise there. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3703 How about those Astros? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3704 I'm surprised, too. I thought I'd be extinct before this line was finished. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3705 I have a man-cave on the upper east side 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3706 I know, it's like looking in a mirror. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3707 So, not much change? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3708 I'm riding back to the beginning of the line. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3709 It feels like I left for the work in the Paleozoic. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3710 Wanna get stoned and go clubbin 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3711 You think you have come far, do you? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3712 I was told we are a DNA match. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3713 I heard the Neanderthals were running the place now. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3714 The stress of a 9-to-5 is real, I hear you. Right up there with a sabretooth lunging for your throat, no doubt." 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3715 I'm often mistaken for my cousin Thor. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3716 I came here to find my fire. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3717 How’s the wheel coming along? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3718 Day trading IS stressful. Have you tried getting stoned? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3719 Keep the shoes, leave the suit.” 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3720 You just hit them on the head with the club, you can do that when you're famous 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3721 The end of telework is possibly saving my marriage. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3722 Movember got out of hand... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3723 Where do i get off for the Tar Pits? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3724 You're right, Johnson, our votes do cancel each other out. Let's get a beer. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3725 Do you know where I can get some hair plugs 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3726 What's this Halloween you all keep talking about? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3727 I get off at 1000 B.C. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3728 They wouldn't pay my student loan and took away my food stamps s 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3729 Yeah, I bring my work home too. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3730 I see neck size hasn 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3731 Well Donnie, at least the judge let you keep your suit. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3732 Trust me, it doesn't get any better. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3733 How do you expect to hit someone over the head with that? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3734 I work at google. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3735 My corporation has decided to return to the basics. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3736 C" stands for cave, right 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3737 I’m telling you, I AM the 2000-year-old man! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3738 Yeah, well you look pretty uncomfortable in that outfit." Ellen Mansueto, Silver Spring, M 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3739 I’ve been busking a long time. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3740 The pointless meetings became less frequent when I traded my briefcase for this big hammer. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3741 Back in my day... 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3742 Well, we're in a cave, and I say it's not rude. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3743 I try not to bring my work home with me. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3744 ...and society is MORE depressed? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3745 So anyway my boss is making us come back to work because of “in-person collaboration.” We killed 4% more mammoths working from home and he knows it. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3746 Cave-mansplaining 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3747 They said I'm on course to make partner by the Paleolithic Age. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3748 I’m working my way up! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3749 It's really more of a lifestyle than a diet." 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3750 You gotta try the time machine. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3751 Can you believe it? I missed my stop again. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3752 Time for you to start thinking out of the attache case ! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3753 I haven't eaten in days and I heard there was a bull market at wall street 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3754 May I bop you on the head? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3755 They used to use tokens. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3756 Wednesdays, right? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3757 I think it is still better to just be called 'Boomer'. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3758 Dude, retro is the best way to feel the breeze , and lighten up. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3759 I know! I´ve been there... 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3760 Beards and toques are the in thing these days. I have the beard. Can you order me a toque on that thing? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3761 You wouldn’t happen to be lookin’ for a brand new sundial, would ya? 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3762 Yeah, I hear you. My boss, Fred? He’s a real boulder buster. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3763 These gas prices, am I right? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3764 I just started with a new firm, Hunter and Gatherer. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3765 This service has been delayed for a while... 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3766 I can't get anything done in an office. I was much more productive working from cave. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
3767 Big gathering for Thanksgiving. I'm on my way to Mammoth Cave. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3768 I’m going next level on the Paleo diet 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3769 Who could have guessed, hunter gatherers have a much higher quality of life than you have. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3770 I was like you once, before I retired. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3771 My preferred gender pronoun is 'cannibal'. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3772 It started with flexible hours; then work from home; then we moved out of the city; then inflation raised the price of food so we started to forage and hunt. I suppose you wore a mask. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3773 I teach a survival course if you’re interested. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3774 Andy Borowitz, seen here with his lawyer, accidently libels Donald Trump. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3775 So I said to her "You know what? I'm going clubbing." 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3776 you look tasty 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3777 I mean she really hurt my feelings! I’m not a Neanderthal, I’m Denisovian! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3778 My cave’s at the next stop. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3779 I belive the divide between Democrats and Republicans is still bridgeable 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3780 Not that it’s any of your business but, yes, it is real leopard. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3781 I’d love to promote ooga booga at your next shareholder summit 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3782 I'm trying to go back to my roots. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3783 On my way to Mars. Gonna start civilization there. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3784 Lawyers in my day had to dispense justice themselves. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3785 I'd take the car, but it's hell on my feet 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3786 I used to wear a tie and carry a briefcase. It didn't work out. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3787 I’m living the Paleolithic lifestyle. No underwear is very freeing.” 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3788 I tried working from home but the mastodons wewen’t having it 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3789 Considering the number of people fascinated with Neanderthals, you'd think they'd offer me a ride. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3790 So, uh. What's changed in the last 2.5 million years? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3791 Does this train stop at Bergdorf's? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3792 In my day,when you ask for a raise,you make sure you come prepared! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3793 Sometimes it's nice to just go back to the basics. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3794 My agent says it’s between me and the guy’s who gonna get it.” --Leo Sacks, Sunnyside, NY 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3795 Do you really think people will believe we're twins? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3796 Cool case - killed it yourself?" 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3797 It was either a pizza party or casual Friday 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3798 I just started the paleo diet. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3799 The sticky seats are my main concern. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3800 They fired you? That must’ve hurt. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3801 So how long are you in town for? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3802 are you a nethanderal or a homosapian ? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3803 Wilma and I have watched every episode, and Barney never wears a suit. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3804 Don't worry, I joined the "quiet quitting" movement. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3805 My friends call me Stubby, what is your name? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3806 At some point, chasing higher returns just wasn't enough. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3807 Most Republicans want to go back to the 1950s but I'm promoting Stone Age. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3808 More than a diet, its a lifestyle. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
3809 Here's a tip...life is not about hair maintenance 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3810 You are one hundred thousand years late for your appointment. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3811 In Texas, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Future. We stayed solid red. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3812 The Internet killed my business” 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3813 Think about it. Aren't the "good ole days" still the best? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3814 I thought you said THIS friday 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3815 They’re bringing back those Geico commercials. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3816 It’s called Caveman spreading. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3817 Make America great again bro 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3818 Buuuurp! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3819 I'm trying not to manspread, but I'm so used to straddling.... 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3820 You can find all kinds of things on the subway 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
3821 I fought tooth and nail during the construction but I've come to quite enjoy mobile home living. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3822 Is this the train to Jurassic Park? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3823 I’m the last of the lost era of Meanderthal. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3824 Yes, I think I've seen YOU on this train before, too! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3825 My wife always gets a salad, but I’m all about the McRib. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3826 Excuse me, but for future reference, you should think about a nice pocket square to add a little pizzazz to that outfit. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
3827 Is this the Bedrock train? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3828 Since when you said have you been riding through my cave? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3829 It's not a diet, it just what I eat. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3830 Here's the plan. We build up. We build around. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3831 So, you're sayin' there might be a Neanderthalic loophole in the subway dress code. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3832 Hate to tell ya bro… But briefcases are so last century. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3833 I've been working from home since the beginning of the pandemic. My wife thinks I won't be able to adjust. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3834 Terminal station? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3835 You can stop with the side eye now. I know suits suck. I’ll hook you up with @Loincloths Are Us. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3836 You don't know how good you guys had it back then! 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3837 She said I can't date you because you're not highly evolved enough. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3838 I wouldnt go out of my cave for anyone Except my banker 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3839 This is the life off of the grid 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3840 This is just what people are wearing in Brooklyn nowadays. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3841 Bringing your work home too, eh? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3842 I see that not much has changed... 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3843 With this pandemic thing going on, I may try the "work from home" option. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3844 Here's one. How many Cro-Magnons does it takes to skin a mammoth? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3845 Take the BC to Times Square and change to AD 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3846 Going paleo and 'man-spreading.' That's how I roll these days. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3847 Got any food in your brief case, I’m starved. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3848 It's simple. When you can smash your way in, you don't need a place to carry your wallet. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3849 I'm totally prepped." 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3850 You think you’re better than me? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3851 Is the next stop the Natural History Museum? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3852 Oh yeah, Mr. Power Broker? One manspread and I clear this entire car. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3853 Thanks for unfreezing me. If a mastodon tries to attack you I’ll bang it on its head. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3854 ooga booga booga 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3855 People say I look like Rob Reiner. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3856 Yes. I did write the Dobbs decision. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3857 Yeah, it's my first day back at the office. How did you know? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3858 Tell me, what was it like before the election? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3859 It's great for self-defense, only so-so for beard trimming." 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3860 I understand how you feel. I was labeled a Neanderthal in my meeting this afternoon. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3861 For me, Bezos was the last straw. To heck with Twitter. I am only going to write on cave walls. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3862 I'm new at this,how long have you been commuting? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3863 Oh, so that's what manspreading means! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3864 I'm a corporate raider, how about you? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3865 What are you doing in my cave? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3866 Silvio on 33rd St. He does the beard no charge because I'm bald. 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
3867 COVID taught me to return to basics. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3868 I.T. , you? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3869 It doesn't get any easier at the top of the hill. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3870 Does this train stop at the Paleolithic era? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3871 Progress with the wheel, yes, but you do have more caveless people than we do. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3872 Have they invented the 'Two-Martini Lunch' yet? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3873 I’m have a hard time adjusting at the end of the election cycle. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3874 My name's Rob, but you can call me Meathead. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3875 Excuse me. Do you know if this train stops at Stonehenge? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3876 Yes, I know..been there, done that. Retired and now staring on Broadway's " The Flintstones". Best decision I ever made! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3877 Don't tell me it's not casual Friday! 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3878 ... Yeah, anyway, paying eight dollars a month for a blue checkmark is absolutely ridiculous. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3879 You’re saying I’m a little too hip for the room? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3880 Paleo is so passé . Know where I can get some good Keto take out? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3881 Once I embraced the paleo diet, this was the next step. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3882 ...and you wanna be my latex salesman. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3883 I discovered that I've been fired, so I thought I might as well look the part. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3884 Son, did I raise you to be a stuffed shirt? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3885 Once I went to sweat pants it was all down hill from there. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3886 Its a new show on Broadway...The Flintstones 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3887 I just needed to get out of the cave, you know? 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
3888 Honestly, I thought humankind would be more evolved by now. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3889 So… do you work in the rock market? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3890 you take work home to the cave too? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3891 I sold the idea for the wheel to Elon Musk, oops. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3892 You may think I'm a caveman, but this rock on the table thing really works during negotiations. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3893 Isn't today Friday? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3894 My pterodactyl had the flu... 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3895 I'm a football fan, myself. Baseball's a little too slow." 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3896 I used to be just like you, denying my true inner self. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3897 Acquisition of assets . 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3898 Does this train go to the Paleolithic era? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3899 In my favor, my Animal Magnetism and this Equalizer. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3900 I can time-travel and you can't! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3901 It's an office out there. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3902 I'm pretty sure I can tell you what's in your wee box. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3903 I’m putting everything I have into crypto 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3904 Have you truly evolved or just want everything different? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3905 My house is under ground too 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3906 The benefits are great but the work is brutal. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3907 So, afraid I'd miss dinner, I rushed to catch the 5 o'clock Dino-Commuter for home but just missed it. The sign at a nearby gate said 'Other Times' so I hurried in…. Does this stop near Stonehenge Gardens? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3908 Which stop for the rockettes? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3909 I’m just here while my mammoth is in the shop. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3910 I see you're taking your work home. Some things just never change!" 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3911 I must have overslept again. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3912 so who's your waxer? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3913 It's about dressing for the job you want. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3914 ‘Oh you like club? It from Hugo Boss.’ 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3915 That sliding doors moment when he either becomes a Wall Street futures trader in pork bellies, or the guy who discovered the first actual pork belly. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3916 It was supposed to be a remote job. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3917 « It takes one, to know one » 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3918 I'm you, from the future, when a pandemic forces you to work from home. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3919 Is your bludgeon inflatable? 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3920 Open carry, sure, but only for licensed thwompers. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3921 Can you believe we still don't have seatbelts on public transit? 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3922 It's dress-down Friday at my office. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3923 One day, after spending all of my life on the paleo diet, I said to myself "I need a change" 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3924 I’ve been here since they started construction on the L train. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3925 I too once wore a suit, then took the F train and ended up in Coney Island. Changed my life. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3926 Yes Bam Bam is my real name. Is this the right train for Rockaway? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3927 You wanna come over to the man cave this weekend? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3928 Was it worth all these years?! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3929 I invented the Paleo diet. You? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3930 I used to be like you. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3931 An apple? Lucky that I'm at the gathering stage, so trade you my club for your apple. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3932 Box office? When I was touring we had a rocks office. That was the worst part of touring. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3933 Yeah — getting the work/life balance is a bitch. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3934 Do you have a health plan? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3935 My girlfriend likes lumbersexuals, but I think I overdid it. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3936 Should have just retired, I guess 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3937 This is my first day since Covid commuting back to the office. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3938 Side effect of the paleo diet. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3939 Want to go clubbing? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3940 If only my cave drawings were as good as your derivatives." 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3941 I thought this was the Express train. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3942 I can come along and open some doors for you. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3943 Excuse me, is this train the AD or the BC? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3944 Grocery shopping. And you? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3945 I'm really rather more hunter than gatherer. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3946 Oh, you know, hunting, gathering. For fun we dance on the beach under the moonlight. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3947 Casual Friday really got out of control once we had to go back to the office. At home on Zoom, no problem. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3948 Why are you so uncaved? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3949 Cave. Tunnel. What the @%*# 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3950 As soon as the car loads you jump right up and we perform again. And stick to the routine! Stop talking about your lie of the stolen election. Nobody wants to hear it! 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3951 . Where's your cave, man? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3952 If it’s so easy, could I do it? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3953 Investment banking? Yeah, I used to be in that racket. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3954 I'm telling you, this paleo diet has changed my life." 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3955 You could be the Barney Rubble of my dreams” 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3956 Doesn't 'look' like much has changed to me. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3957 I used to be a suit and briefcase guy but this look gets me more respect. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3958 At Cro-Mag we’re developing Wheel 2.0 and “Nufire”. Macroeconomic tailwinds point to great upside potential. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3959 We have weekly casual Fridays. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3960 I also work pro-bone-O. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3961 The heatwave melted the wax museum. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3962 Why do you think the judge insisted on supervised visitation? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3963 Relax. Subway violence is a thing of the past. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3964 Beards are so 2020 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3965 The Flushing Line crosses an ancient migration trail once used by the Lenape people, Manhattan's original prehistoric inhabitants. Not your specialist subject area, hmmm? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3966 No, it's not a banjo. It is used to bash your skull in. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3967 So… What brings you to New York? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3968 The club scene here is not what I expected. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3969 What are you going as, a businessman? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3970 Sir can you please get away from me. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3971 You're a Republican you say? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3972 Its really none of your business but I do have a license for this club. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3973 Luckily, they honor stone tokens. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3974 You're holding a weapon of deception, but mine is honest, 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3975 I'm from your future and I've come to warn you. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3976 Does this train stop at 1,000,000 years BC? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3977 Look at you, all dressed up and going to work to earn $200 that buys $50. And I'm the Neanderthal! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3978 Does this stop at B.C.? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3979 How’s your mama and them doin’? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3980 You see the Paleo diet’s all the rage right now. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3981 It all started with my first Movember. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3982 This was my remote-working uniform, too. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3983 I thought somebody said “a caveman could do it”? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3984 Anyway, I’m a bit concerned this whole #MeToo movement thing is going to catch up with me. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3985 I knew Fred Flintstone, Fred Flintstone was a friend of mine. You're no Fred Flintstone. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3986 Don’t you look at me like that, I saw you jump the turnstile. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3987 It's perfect for me, underground and sometimes on fire. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3988 You know in subway time travel, what goes around comes around - you ready? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3989 My suburban cave is really taking a toll on me. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3990 This, No. But a lawyer with a briefcase? Now that's a dangerous weapon. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3991 This cave is nuts. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3992 Frankly, a club produces quicker results than "Match. Com". 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3993 Yeah,you could do the right thing,or you could just do what I do and play to my base. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3994 Am I in a civilised country? 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3995 CONDUCTOR SAY TRAIN RUNNING LOCAL TRACK??? ME BE LATE FOR STRANGE LOOP!!! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3996 The Bronx is WHERE I get off. This is HOW. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3997 Barney I know it’s been awhile but you changed man. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3998 I'm still working from the "Man Cave" in my basement. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3999 Can I follow you on Tik Tok? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4000 I can't offer you a job that will suit you 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4001 Laugh if you want, but I'll bet I have to attend fewer meetings than you. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4002 I'm fine with Daylight Saving Time, but I think I fell back too far. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4003 I like a primitive ride. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
4004 Back in the day, they called me IRT. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4005 Talk about zip codes,you've got a busted fly haven't ya ! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4006 You think you have it rough? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4007 Do you happen to know where I could get a good mastodon sandwich? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4008 Cave train smelly 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
4009 Sorry, we're looking for somebody with more experience. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4010 Did you also bring cheese? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4011 work. head. ache 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4012 It's been literally ages since I last worked in the office. I feel like a Neanderthal. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4013 What's the best stop to find woolly mammoths? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4014 Contrary to your viewpoint.....I'm not a dinosaur...they were extinct when I arrived. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4015 My father used to have the same ideas about minorities and women, but I learned to change around the time we invented fire. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4016 No, I don't want to trade. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
4017 Wearing a onesie is far better for faring in the jungle. You should try it. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4018 Permit? What's a permit? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4019 My office does Paleolithic Mondays. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4020 Uptown's where it's at 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4021 I like it here. It reminds me of my cave. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4022 I decided to set my clocks back to Halloween. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4023 Proof,that the more things change the more they stay the same. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4024 You think you had it rough, the wheel wasn’t invented when I grew up 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4025 I used to be like you until COVID hit 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4026 So, the C Train is the missing link? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4027 There’s a little caveman in you, too.” 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4028 So, young man, tell me why you want to join Nasty, Brutish & Short? 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
4029 Nice Trump costume asshole. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4030 It’s been awhile since I got lost down here. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4031 The business world is a jungle - I dress for success. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4032 Gonna be a poll-watcher. Or basher. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4033 I'll think I'll skip work today and go clubbing. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4034 Couldn’t run my car today. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4035 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Okay okay! you can have my hammer. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4036 I'm off to a bash in the Bronx." Clif Cleaveland, Chattanooga, T 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4037 So it’s not a hostile takeover? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4038 In my day they always took the plea deal. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4039 I used to be an investment banker but found the eat-what-you-kill culture barbaric. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4040 Don't you find those constricting? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4041 I used to run my car to work but this is less wear and tear on my feet 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4042 rent is expensive in the city, so I cut expenses elsewhere. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4043 I come from the future. The year is 2525. History reset itself. You had your chance. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4044 We are both travelling to work with tools in hand but I guess that is where the similarity probably ends Mr. Homo Habilis 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4045 In quality control, we stick to basics 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4046 You think your train is delayed, I feel like I've been here since the stone age! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4047 Sign on the way in says “ After 10 p.m. Seat Yourself “ 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
4048 In my day the subway used to only cost a nickel. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
4049 It started with the paleo diet and kind of spun out of control from there. 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
4050 I'm your great grandson from the future and I'm Speaker of the House. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
4051 It’s time to get back to basics. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
4052 Mine doesn’t open. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4053 I need you to represent me in a misconduct suit filed by The Teen Angels. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4054 Did you vote? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4055 Got milk? 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
4056 Since I started wearing my Halloween costume daily I haven't been mugged and I always get a seat. 1.1613 0.05137 93 83 5 5
4057 Let's just say we met "cute" 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4058 Well, actually, it’s called cavemanspreading. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
4059 Toupee you do. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4060 The wife got me a one-way ticket back to the Stone Age. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
4061 Our dress code was hacked so we had to roll back to an earlier version. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4062 Brooklyn. Pre gentrification . 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4063 But what really gets me is the misinformation between tribes 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
4064 Run as a third-party candidate? I may live in a cave, but I’m not stupid. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4065 As an actuary, aren’t you concerned that your job will be rendered obsolete by A.I.? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4066 Fashion goes in cycles. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4067 They call no neck the Neanderthal? What 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4068 Yes, I'm from the Stone Age, but at least I know how to leverage this club. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4069 Would you be interested in investing in my time machine? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4070 Who's your tailor? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4071 So, you think I’m getting carried away with this Paleo diet thing? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4072 I needed two of these to commute to work back then. 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
4073 I don't look it, but I'm you from the future. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4074 I burned my suits while working from home. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4075 First, I cut out processed foods and then I went all in on Paleo. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4076 I'm not going to find woolly mammoths out in Queens, am I? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4077 Is this the Republican values train? I live at the last stop. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4078 It’s the most elite club in the city. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4079 hmm, I see a lot of people wearing the same thing downtown. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4080 So where do you see "yourself" in 10 years? 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4081 I''m plugging the Paleo Diet on Colbert 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4082 I'm riding the subway. Of course I understand the concept of the wheel." 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4083 Got a shekel for a frappuccino espresso? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4084 Thankfully, my commute has been a lot more civilized these days. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4085 You're saying you have to sit behind a desk all day and not be outside! How sad and what a drag. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4086 Yet again, democrats stole the election. I can’t believe they keep getting away with this. Can you? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4087 Go long fire. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4088 I feel it too. I can't even afford a small cave in the area, let alone a real cavern for a family 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4089 Yes well I’m interviewing with the Trump organization, so when in Rome…. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4090 I’m a hunter so that makes you a gatherer with a law degree, right 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4091 Og hungry. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4092 When does your shift begin? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4093 You say you've evolved, but how do you bring home the bacon in that get-up? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4094 I’m a big fan of your work, Donald. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4095 You get off at Wall Street. I ‘ll be taking the “A” train to Rockaway 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4096 And then I said to myself, you deserve a night out clubbin. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4097 Times Square! Wanna go clubbin’? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4098 How does it do with sabertooths? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4099 I think I’m trending! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4100 It's for an audition. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4101 You have to ask who I voted for? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4102 Running…mate? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4103 Funny...your head is smaller. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4104 Did you see the mid-term elections coverage on news? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4105 Do you feel like we’re going backwards? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4106 Well, it started with the paleo diet... 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4107 My Central Park cave isn't so bad, and I kind of like the rock concerts. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4108 If I have one more Zoom meeting, I'm going to break. 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
4109 I can save you 30% on your car insurance. 1.1600 0.04866 100 89 6 5
4110 Well, since our average life expectancy is under 40 years I never gave financial planning for retirement any thought. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4111 Oh sorry, I thought "M&A" meant mammoths and antelopes... 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4112 Which stop is near the zoo? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4113 Look who's talking 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
4114 So, not a time machine? Damn. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
4115 Are you a hunter or are you a gatherer? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4116 I’m from the future. You guys really need to get cracking on this environment thing. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4117 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4118 I gave up the buttoned up look eons ago. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4119 I'm from the old school of business. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4120 Management calls me "the answer to crime on the subway." 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4121 That thing looks like it maybe could hold five small rocks. That’s not gonna take out a pterodactyl. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4122 I was just like you once, but then shit happened. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4123 A shave and a suit doesn't really change anything. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4124 we call that manspreading and we don't do it anymore 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4125 Let me tell you man, No Shave November may seem pretty harmless, but it's a gateway drug. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4126 My constituents want me bring traditional values. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4127 You're saying that clubbing them over the head and dragging them to your cave doesn't work anymore? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4128 We are filming a sequel to a TV show about cavemen from the 1960’s 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4129 You remind me of a young me. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4130 Did you ever thank me? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4131 Let me guess, you work on Wall Street… 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4132 Which of us is better suited for facing the daily grind? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4133 Working from home is overrated 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4134 I've never seen a management problem I couldn't solve with a club. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
4135 Hunt? Or Gather? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4136 I'm a cybernetic organism sent from the past to stop you. I don't WANT to use this, but I will if I have to..." 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4137 "I come from a long line of Carnivores." 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4138 Fire, me. TikTok, you. Devolution much? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4139 I’m hoping they continue to let me work remotely. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4140 Where’s your mask? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4141 Thanks for meeting me here, Herschel 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4142 I'm currently producing "One Million Years Before Bitcoin." 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4143 We don’t go to the clubs much anymore. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4144 I don’t know, I guess I just feel more at home in the subway 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4145 I've ridden this car since the MTA began. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4146 HR just let me go for being a Neanderthal. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4147 S'new? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4148 How many stops until the lower Paleolithic 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4149 When I started the paleo diet, I decided I might as well go all out. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4150 Sir, I can help you get a permit to carry that weapon?" "What weapon? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4151 Iowa 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4152 My therapist says I need to get out of my man cave every so often" @ccp009 @krttheatreca 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4153 Eleven Madison Park was cool, but I’m not much for vegan cuisine. With inflation still a thing, thank goodness for Bib Gourmand, amirite? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4154 We're restructuring, getting back to basics. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
4155 We're making a comeback. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
4156 8 dollars, please 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4157 Honestly, being a hunter gatherer is exhausting. I’m looking to get into hedge funds. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4158 I still say the Wooly Mammoth is easier to ride than the Subway. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4159 I think you’d make the perfect Barney Rubble, and you can drive to work…with your feet! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4160 I don’t need steak knives mister. I have this stone ax and I eat with my hands. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4161 I brought my sledge hammer, I think it's the best defense. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4162 Seriously though, what have you guys done to this place? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4163 I came all the way from Siberia to see the land of milk and honey. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4164 If you’ll believe it, the taxes were higher back in the day. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4165 New york subway, am I right? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4166 Where do you work? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4167 It's the age of the Alpha-male CEO. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4168 What's your exit strategy? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4169 I’m running a little late today. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4170 You look as miserable as I feel. Nothing is going well. Searching for a new supplier of firewood with the supply chain disruptions. Busking here on my way uptown to earn some food. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4171 Back in my day we called it Splitter and it went to hell after that Musk Ox started messing with it. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4172 Hunter-Gatherer, I believe, is the term you were looking for 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4173 Paleo really helped regulate my blood sugar. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4174 Have you perchance seen my stone? I have been looking through ages. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4175 The subway reminds me of home. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4176 Watch out for the guy in the last seat over. He's a real Neanderthal. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4177 I think I have spent too much time working remotely 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
4178 My life has gone full paleo. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4179 My office still does casual Fridays. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4180 jheez, gentrification happens every era, huh? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4181 Oh, I’m sorry, I assumed you were from the Wall Street clan. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4182 No, I'm not your past; I'm your future. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4183 Then I pivoted to waiting for animals to come sniffing our cave. Didn't work out. So it's back to hunting. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
4184 Can I run some lines with you for this reboot pilot episode? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4185 Is this the BC? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4186 I'll be taking the subway until the mechanic's done with my footmobile. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4187 The outfit enables me to play dumb in my relationship more convincingly. 1.1579 0.05939 76 69 2 5
4188 I used to grind too, but now I just smash. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4189 I’m headed to make my announcement to run for president; Republicans are confident I can make America great again with my old fashioned values. You ever run for office, mister? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4190 What are you looking at? Where I am from we are comfortable with male pattern baldness 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4191 I HAVE MAN CAVE BEFORE IT WAS COOL.. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4192 I’m not sure why Botero made me the Republican 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
4193 So Donny, how’d it go in the future?” 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4194 What cave are you from? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4195 Remember tokens? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4196 Do my legs look as bad as this cartoon we are in? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4197 What do you think? Real estate or commodities? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4198 Is this the right train to the man cave under Grand Central Terminal? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4199 Nice i\tie, dude. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4200 You lucky yiur boss fire you. My boss not discover fire yet. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4201 What's the cave stop? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4202 I missed the pandemic. Working at home is much less stressful! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4203 I just wanted to delete TikTok to minimize screen-time, and well, I ended up here. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4204 My doctor told me to go paleo. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4205 Is the stop for Bedrock-Stuyvesant coming up soon? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4206 Plastics. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4207 Like you know? Before it was cool 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4208 Where do you see yourself in a million years? 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4209 Off,Off, Broadway????? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4210 They keep pushing out the eligible age for social security. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4211 My last trade wiped me out. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4212 Do you really think clothes make the man? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4213 This planet is between a rock and a hard place. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4214 I took the road less traveled! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4215 I got used to working at home. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4216 What stop do I take to get to Fire Island? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4217 So I heard this will take me to a civilized society. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4218 ّI warned them that do not stop eating raw meat. Now look at you! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4219 ‘You mondays hate too?’ 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4220 Yes, I also have 401K matching. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4221 Well, I do work in the oldest profession in the world after all. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
4222 Yeah, I miss home office, but hunting is easier this way, I guess. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4223 What are you going as? Trump hiding his incriminating files in a briefcase? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4224 Unmasking is a new freedom 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4225 Heading back so soon? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4226 You're a stockbroker? That's cool, I actually just bought some shares of OOGA and BOOGA. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
4227 Before you ask, no, my name is not Fred Flintstone. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4228 I hate when I forget my AirPods. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4229 I'm on a new diet. 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4230 What's a 401k? 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4231 I played it straight, Sam. Dotted my I's. Crossed my T's. Two feet in one shoe. Worked weekends. Then when it came time for the gold watch, the watch was a fake. Now I want to see if this real rock fits up his ass. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4232 I may have gone overboard with my paleo diet during the lockdowns. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4233 So you're saying I need a concealed carry permit... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4234 So, what’s you’re costume? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4235 That's an odd looking weapon. Can you kill with it? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4236 I am from upstate I hear there is lot of violence here! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4237 I'm defined by my unashamed man-ness.. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4238 It sounds like a great opportunity. Can I email you my resume? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4239 I guess you could sort-of call this my briefcase. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4240 We’re light years behind the competition! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4241 No, I was in Human Resources, but they thought I'd be more valuable in Administration. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4242 Last time I was on one of these, we were heading to the center of the Earth. Can't tell you the rest. Selling the rights to Netflix. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4243 Your transit system really is from the Stone Age. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4244 mirror image 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4245 Sounds like your boss is a dinosaur too 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4246 I can't wait to get home to my man cave. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4247 In town for the Paleo Diet convention. And yourself? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4248 This is progress? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4249 Sure, I have to deal with saber toothed tigers every day. But you have to deal with zoning boards and planning commissions. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4250 Excuse me, did this train switch to the A/D line? I thought we were still on the B/C. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4251 After work, let's go clubbing where there's rock music. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4252 The aspect of conquering the urban jungle has changed over time.. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4253 Well, my broker is E.F. Hutton.... 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4254 So much for the theory of evolution. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4255 I decided to go all in on the Paleo Diet. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4256 Hell no, Tribal is for wimps, I'm going full Caveman! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4257 Don't worry about muggers. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4258 Dat cavewoman last night gave me a boner on gang 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4259 I just quit Twitter for Mastodon. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4260 I work two days in the office,three days from my man cave 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4261 I have a date. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4262 They say one lawyer with a briefcase can kill more than twenty men armed with Paleolithic hunter gathering weapons. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4263 I haven’t been using this line in a while…can you tell me please what the next stop is nearest to a jungle. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4264 ...it's the hottest paleo prix fixe in town... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4265 It's going to take you ages to get to your stop. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4266 No my name is not Elon, actually, it’s Bill 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4267 Huh. Evolution is underwhelming. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4268 So you’re saying I won’t be able to bring my axe into the courtroom? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4269 I was once just like you, constantly stuck in a corporate mold, but then came up with No Shave November and, well... 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4270 Your people may have invented antilock brakes, but we invented the wheel. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4271 I just came back from voting. My candidate's a sure winner. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4272 I’ve never understood all the hoopla about daylight savings time. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4273 Ya got any inside info on this new thing 'fire'? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4274 It's like the Paleo diet, but you go all in. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4275 Alley Oop and I were 47th cousins. He had acute gout too. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4276 Would you like to invest in my cave? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4277 Stop gaslighting me, Ron. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4278 How can a thirty year mortgage not be written in stone? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4279 Cave-Mansplaining his lack of subway etiquette. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4280 How do you get rid of the dinosaur shit sticking to your feet? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4281 Trust me, leaving the corporate world is the best thing you can do 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4282 I gotta poop. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4283 Do you know if this is the express train? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4284 Yes, it’s nice to be able to go clubbing again. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4285 Ah! You're also heading to a fireside chat, you say? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4286 No, YOU look like a caveman. That tie with that suit? What is it 2.6 million B.C. again? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4287 Ever heard of the Flintstones? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4288 And I say they are plotting to turn the clock so far back that The Flintstones will seem like futuristic science-fiction! 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
4289 Yes,to really stick with this Paleo diet you have to dress Paleo. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4290 So, how do you wield your weapon 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4291 You think you got it bad going back to the office. Im having Thanksgiving with my Neanderthal mother-in-law 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4292 Well, no, I guess it's not technically part of the diet. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4293 Don’t talk to me about delays! 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
4294 Me like hybrid schedule. Two days commute to office, three days work-from-cave. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4295 I lost a bet and my name is Fred. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4296 Is this too retro for Madison Avenue? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4297 You must be on your way to the No Neck meeting-- 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4298 Someday you'll realize what it means to be civilized. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4299 So the recruiter said if I’d commute to work, there’d be no dress code. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4300 What can I do to convince you that leisure wear is in? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4301 This commute gets worse every millennium. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4302 Will you be my Barney? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4303 I've got a board meeting to get to—you? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4304 Hello Mr. Flint Hello Mr. Stone 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4305 Carvings on train are seen by more people than in the cave. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4306 So Barney, you mean this 'subway' doesn't use foot power? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4307 I find your diet choice offensive. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4308 You win on the wheel, but what else have you invented that is so great? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4309 How many more stops to Wall Street? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4310 Last question, will I get an office or a cave? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4311 The worst part of no longer working from home is the commute. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4312 Polling says there’s a real possibility I could do well in 2024! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4313 Bam,bam,bam bam bam 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4314 It was wearing a tie everyday that did it. 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
4315 Which stop for the Capitol building? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4316 I couldn't decide what to wear for the Woodstock Revival. 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
4317 I was quite happy working from my man cave. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4318 Wall Street Halloween costume, need one for next year this one is a little drafty. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4319 Soooo, where exactly do you keep your rocks? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4320 First rule of flight club... 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4321 Haven’t seen you since last year’s conference! How’re the kids? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4322 Looks like it doesn’t get much better. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4323 Whatever happened to the dinosaurs? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4324 I hear you can destroy people with that thing, too. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4325 Wait, I thought you said "Rock Market" 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4326 What I hear you saying is things haven't changed in the last billion or so years. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4327 you are much different kind of headhunter 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4328 Night shift? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4329 Same suit, different day. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4330 You've never heard of brontosaurus steaks? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4331 I graduated from Harvard where my major was Cultural Anthropology 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4332 I decided we need to go back to the beginning and see if we can get it right this time... 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4333 In the end, what counts is coming out on top. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4334 And my client says he likes to settle differences the old-fashioned way. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4335 I use to wear a suit and carry a briefcase, then I got a real job. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4336 Which stop is Stone Age Park? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4337 Paleo is more than just a diet,you know. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4338 Do you know where I can find some rocks and sticks? I’m headed out to cook dinner. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4339 Any chance you can give me directions to the 42nd St. portal? I’m lost in the multiverse. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4340 You’re being hardheaded.” 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4341 Just hoping @devonrodriguezart will show up and draw me. Those cave drawings don’t do me justice. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4342 Give me your meat! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4343 So with this timeshare you’ll be able to enjoy this luxury cave for years to come 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4344 So, how do you want to settle our next case? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4345 How long have you been in this giant snake for? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4346 Rise and grind, am I right? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4347 Who was your science teacher? 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4348 You got any games on your phone? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4349 And what makes you get up in the morning? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4350 How is it going with the civilised world ? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4351 My laptop can beat your laptop. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4352 I'm on a Paleo diet. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4353 When he said the end of democracy is coming, I thought he said the end of civilization. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4354 The heated cars are a big improvement from when I first moved in. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4355 It wasn't me. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4356 What the city really needs is a return to tradition. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4357 which century do you get off at? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4358 And everyone said "Look at the schmuck on that mastodon!" Get it, huh, get it? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4359 Secure the bag. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4360 Well... Your avatar is too basic... 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4361 Randolf & Mortimer Duke’s swan song 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4362 I believe in dressing the part, you know? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4363 The seat leather is quite cold on my bum 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4364 I'm from Neander Valley, what about you? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4365 YOU had a long day? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4366 Your tie doesn’t match your suit. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4367 Do you have light? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4368 And all this...it makes you happy?" 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4369 Me want meet Al Roker. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4370 So that's when I told her, high value men don't gather... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4371 Let's talk about your retirement policy 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4372 I got busted for graffiti at the Lascaux station. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4373 I’m really into the Paleo Diet. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4374 My Ukulele and your Zither,we could be a great duo. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4375 I’m a paleo-investor. How about you? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4376 The times they are a-changin'." 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4377 Old schedule. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4378 I didn’t buy it either. But that Paleo diet … life-altering! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4379 geez. do you ever shave? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4380 This one time, at band camp… 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4381 I'll admit there are issues. I mean, when the head hunter said he wanted to pick my brain, well... 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4382 I decided that just being on the Paleolithic Diet itself wasn't enough. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4383 So, how have things changed? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4384 I'm a mammoth of industry. How about you? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4385 I came to the conclusion that this evolution thing wasn't working for me! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4386 Oh, I would have retired a looong time ago, but the missus doesn’t want me moping around the cave. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4387 I closed the gazelle account last Wednesday,came out with a nice hind quarter, should keep me going till the next quarter" 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4388 What do you mean HR won't let you clobber her? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4389 Would you have change for four shells and a stone? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4390 No thanks. I'd rather NOT get metrosexual. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4391 What do you hunt to eat? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4392 Fire good. Benefits mediocre. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4393 It helps me chair committee meetings. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4394 You call this progress? Where I come from we had real art on the walls! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4395 Glad we had a chance to sit down, because I gotta fill you in on something. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4396 Where is your costume? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4397 I get that you've evolved, but I'm still your father and someone needs to hammer us up some dinner. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4398 Nice skins, man. Is that cow or goat? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4399 I lost it in Crypto 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4400 Would I be a billionaire now if I started investing as a kid? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4401 Don’t you hate it when you have to bring work home? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4402 They told me it was so easy a Caveman could do it.. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4403 Then she said she wasn't into the club, which was a mistake. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4404 Don't talk to me about delays. I've been waiting for this train since 10,000 BCE. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4405 I guess Betty was tired of you working from home. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4406 I dream of those days, “ being foot loose and fancy free”. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4407 I actually like taking my work home with me. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4408 You know, National Preparedness Month has been extended this year. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4409 The problem is that hunter-gatherer apparel has no pocket for a token. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4410 They called me to fact check if the wheel is indeed older than the wall 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4411 Thanks for using public transportation. Global warming is projected to thaw out my in-laws next. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4412 There used to be straps. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4413 Thanks for asking but no, I'm not cold. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4414 No, I’m afraid this isn’t a time traveling subway car. This is just how things are now. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4415 I’m an illegal alien. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4416 Have you tried the Paleo Diet? 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4417 Hunting and gathering isn't profitable anymore...have you tried Architecture? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4418 I found I could achieve my professional goals much faster with this. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4419 Ug sad. Ug lost everything in crypto winter. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4420 Back to routine -- don't want to rush. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4421 I used to be in arbitrage too, but then I read 'Clan of the Cave Bear' and it changed my life forever. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4422 You don't join it, you swing it. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4423 Let’s go over this again. The judge will walk in, you’re gonna yell ‘Yabba-Dabba-Doo’ and then he’ll declare a mistrial or something—trust the process. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4424 Yeah, it was cool while it lasted but Elon is making our team come in to the office too 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4425 I can't work from home either. My Internet's crap. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4426 I'm in my mid 40s and my 401K is down 40% 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4427 My pronouns are patriot and ass-kicker, and I'm off to the MAGA rally 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4428 Really neat cave 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4429 Yeah, I did hop the turnstile...how did you know? 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4430 Been there, done that. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4431 My doctor suggested the paleo diet. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4432 Hi Son! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4433 Hey, Man! Where's the game? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4434 Do you see the diffrence 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4435 It all started with that damn Paleo diet... 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4436 For me, going paleo is more than just a diet. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4437 I had been working out of my man cave. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4438 Barney it’s ad to see you go, but your telling me you never liked the flinstone push pops? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4439 You should put everything in Xerox 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4440 Does this subway go to Jurassic Park? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4441 I don’t know how you negotiate with a briefcase, but can I make a recommendation? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4442 I know how you feel my boss is a Neanderthal too. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4443 So what's the next stop on the time machine? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4444 Job not easy, but have flex time and not taxable. Evens out. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4445 The stones, man. They rock #dontyouloveitwhenstrangersoffertheiropinions 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4446 E 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4447 I hear there a lot of bears out there. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4448 Next time take the express. The local can take a VERY long time. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4449 One word... Rocks. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4450 Is this the stop for the Knicks game. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4451 I'm strictly caveman keto. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4452 An intriguing conundrum…which has the greater efficacy: your subpoena, or a whack on the head from my stone mallet? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4453 Oh, I feel ya. I'm the spirit of lost elections. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4454 Are you headed for the same job interview? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4455 Fell asleep during a meeting. I see nothing's changed. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4456 We have the same issues you corporate types have. The only difference is that we can club each other outright and avoid your political backstabbing. 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
4457 Do you smell that too? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4458 Those natural history museums are all the same: The endless pursuit of the moth-eaten ibex followed by the realization that you're just another exhibit. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4459 I really try not to take my work home with me. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4460 I save a fortune on razor blades 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4461 You know,they say there’s a little Neanderthal in all of us. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4462 I often wish I'd become a CEO -- or a drummer. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4463 Oh, did we get to the end and turn back? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4464 Man caveman 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
4465 So I think I'm ready to move on from the NGO. I'm ready for government. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4466 Only use weapons that have been approved by our founders. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4467 You are wearing the weirdest outfit for a cave office visit. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4468 Troglodytes are people too. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4469 I've heard of long caves but this is ridiculous. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4470 I'm mid-regression therapy and got called back to the office. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4471 We all need to get back to basics. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4472 Heads up. They're monitoring Times Square at 42nd Street. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4473 I just don't get these younger generations. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4474 He weighs about two tons, has two long tusks. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
4475 I just started working for the GOP, you? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4476 You're not wearing Patagonia either! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4477 Now arriving at Penn Station Paleolithic Era 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4478 I got my mojo workin' But it just don't work on you. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4479 I had a full head of hair like you,when i was your age. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4480 Why long face? Fire, good. Me also got fire. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4481 It's where we are headed anyway. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4482 Yeah, I decided to give up corporate life 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4483 Any clubbing tips? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4484 I'm the show runner for "Demo Day" forever. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4485 Og heading to Bronx Zoo, maybe Og catch some dinner there. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4486 I work for the city as an organic exterminator. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4487 Yea, strictly Old School 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4488 You try getting off at the Bronze Age. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4489 I thought we could hammer out the details on our way to the meeting. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4490 Well, when I got on, this was the BMT. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4491 Yeah food ain't as good but anxiety makes wonders. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
4492 You teach me steal with briefcase? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4493 What do you mean in one word, "Plastics"? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4494 My family is getting back to the essentials. Not so easy in Winter! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4495 I thought about going to law school but decided I wanted a career with out so much fighting and barbaric colleagues. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4496 We’re a lot alike, you and me. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4497 This new in-office policy is killing me. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4498 Do you know where the Stonehenge station is..? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4499 The paleo diet worked so well I adopted a fully Paleolithic lifestyle. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4500 Anti Conformity to a New Level 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4501 My financial advisor says I can quit the museum next month and start up the cannabis farm. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4502 Actually, I am Chief Financial Officer. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4503 Want some free car insurance ? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4504 It’s as if you think that this is some kind of joke. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4505 Can you tell me where this timeline goes? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4506 I'm horrible at self-discipline, but I thought I could at least give the paleo lifestyle a swing. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4507 I'd love a job like yours, but first I need to get through the Bronze Age. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4508 I lost it all when the Rockmarket collapsed. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4509 When they want to handle a lawsuit "old school," hey call Me. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4510 Crypto good!! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4511 So our thinking is, we loosen the dress code for real and everyone'll want to come back to the office. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4512 Oh yeah, we never upgraded our system. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4513 Say what you will, I'd rather get hit with this than an injunction." 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4514 Are you my mother? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4515 I gave up the whole corporate thing, but I still have the same commute. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4516 Sure, we'll have a 'Bullet Train' soon but if you ask me you can't beat the freedom of a traditional wheel. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4517 I used to be just like you, until my company went fully remote. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4518 Just two days a week? Nice. No WiFi in the cave, so it’s a daily commute for me. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4519 I’m a reenactor for the Museum of Natural History 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4520 So your boss is a tool, but that's not a good thing? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4521 That outfit looks tight dude. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4522 Minimum wage job, am I right? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4523 Spare a flint? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4524 Do you know which stop I should use to get to the Meatpacking District? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4525 I hate the Kingston Trio. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4526 Actually, despite appearances I think we were move civilized that how you seem to have evolved lately 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4527 Isn't this the club car? 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
4528 If you blurg something, fnarfle something. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
4529 This cave is a little under-ventilated, no? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4530 I came from the future to tell you what happens if you run for president again. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4531 I just couldn't tolerate shaving any more. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4532 Funny You Should Ask 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4533 Backward caveman, no no no….merely the modern, with it Republican! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4534 You wanna grab a drink? My cave is in the next stop. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4535 Manspreading? Well, I find your mansplaining to be quite boorish and meddlesome. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4536 Traveling on the subway'll do this to a man. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4537 I’m all for the ooh la la but spare me the la di dah 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4538 What is a lawyer? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4539 I traded my cell phone for the old tried and true. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4540 Hammering away 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4541 You don't look like you're from around here. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4542 Do I pay for each rat before I eat it, or can I run a tab? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4543 It’s always this rancid here—never changes. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4544 Sometimes, I get the menstrual cramps real hard. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4545 Just on my way to a family reunion at the Natural History Museum. 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
4546 If I hit you in the head with this, can I have what’s in the case? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4547 All the guys in Brooklyn have long shaggy beards. I'm just taking it up a notch. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4548 I just went Paleo and it's changed my life. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4549 does this train go to bedrock stalactoyvesant???? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4550 Tombstones. You? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4551 I'm just here for the Subway sandwiches. You? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4552 Basically, I'd say my job is the same as yours. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4553 Sure, but are you verified? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4554 So, you want some moves to get the woman of your dreams? Start with getting a club like this. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4555 I might be taking this Paleo diet a bit too far.. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4556 So .... you hunt wearing that now? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4557 There’s only so much hunting and gathering you can do on Zoom 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4558 I’m a traditionalist 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4559 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴.. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4560 So... where are you heading? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4561 This "Me Too' movement is getting to be a real bummer, don't you think? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4562 I'm agreeing to come indoors for Thanksgiving, Son, but only 'cause you'll let me provide the turkey. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4563 My wife thinks I've taken the Paleo diet a little too far. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4564 Work is murder 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4565 I switched from being a history teacher to a chiropractor about 3 million years ago. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4566 Paleo diet just got to me, I guess. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4567 How was your first day back? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4568 Your job sounds too hard -- I only have to use a club. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4569 The Paleo diet was transformative. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4570 I prefer the term 'cubicle-man'. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4571 In hindsight the wheel has done wonders for transportation. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4572 Nice head fur. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4573 That guy over there looks absolutely ridiculous carrying a backpack. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4574 I still don't' see the reason why we can't continue to work from home. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4575 I meant to get on the BC line. It'll take me ages to get home. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4576 Which stop do I take for the Museum of Ancient Art? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4577 Beats a cave. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4578 Which stop for 12,000 B.C.? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4579 Why do ya think mom didn't want me there also 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4580 You mean it's NOT casual Friday? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4581 There’s a dating app called “Plenty of No Necks” 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4582 I get mixed up. Is today Thursday? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4583 Death and taxes, for sure. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4584 Wait a minute, hear me out. What if you’re the father of the family down the street? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4585 You think it's bad now. Before the wheel... 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4586 I hit the wrong button on my digital watch, rather than setting it back one hour, it went back one eon. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4587 Nope. This is the Troglodyte Line. And you're not dressed right. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4588 Hi, can I be your alter ego? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4589 Cuck. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4590 Hope you have more than paperwork in there. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4591 We're a hunter-gatherer sales team. You eat what you kill. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4592 Shall we get a DNA match test? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4593 The midday wooly mammoth hunt is what I miss most about working from home. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4594 You can find it on Amazon in hunter-gatherer leisure wear. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4595 Is that turtle shell? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4596 Pickleball addiction is a thing, yes. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4597 I’m telling you, there’s a lot of money to be made in clubs. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4598 Feels like we've been stuck here for eons 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4599 Where do I get off for Cavern of the Green? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4600 Not Bedford Avenue. I’asked you about Bedrock. Does this train stop there? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4601 Is crypto a good diversification strategy? 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4602 Wheel on bus go round and round? 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4603 Caveman Business Man nice to meet you! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4604 Hey, don’t try to insult me; we’re both savages. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4605 Are you going to your man cave too? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4606 Escaped Museum Natural History, need lawyer bad 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4607 I don't know what you're talking about. Beards are still in fashion. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4608 What? It's what's trending in the fashion industry. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4609 Paleo diet? Nah, I’m more of a cabbage soup guy. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4610 Just tag me with the hashtag #subwaycreatures 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4611 Are you the one they told me to see if I have an axe to grind? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4612 Me take number two, get off Maiden Lane. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4613 Mastodon meant something very different in my day. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4614 Can you recommend any five-star caves nearby? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4615 The cost of living in a cave is so much cheaper. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4616 Yabba Dabba Doo 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4617 I t’s a paleo workplace 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4618 No elections. Join me? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4619 Me? I 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4620 I think I missed my stop! 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4621 You call that revolution, whatever... 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4622 I work for a sex fantasy firm outa Jersey. You? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4623 My shares are in clubbing 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4624 You're right about the paycheck, but I'm living my dream. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4625 Does this train go to Buffalo? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4626 Next stop is the end of the line for us, but is it really? 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
4627 Yes, the floor is cold, but the seat is colder. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4628 50,000 years ago they called me a Millenial. It gets better. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4629 Next stop, the stone zone. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4630 I thought the E would never come. But I waited 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4631 So, how'd the Dodgers do last night?" 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4632 You are so 1990s 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4633 The election didn't go as well as expected, so we're taking it to the next level. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4634 You know, I've never ridden in one of these before." "Really?" "Yes, I'm used to taking an uber...riding the train is so.....your century." 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4635 It's easier if you carry a big stick. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4636 Of course I know who you are. That's why I followed you. You're the guy I told my story to in that bar. Before you became famous. My club and I are thinking that you owe us some money, Burroughs. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4637 A Two Thousand AD Denier wouldn't know it was illegal. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4638 You look very stressed and uptight.....you should come hang out with me for a few days, and you will see how fun life can be ! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4639 And how do you people court your women? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4640 My public speaking coaching fees have increased due to inflation, Mr. Trump. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4641 I know, I used to be cute,blond and in love with Pebbles. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4642 I'd like to participate in your hostile takeover. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4643 I just can't take office politics anymore. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4644 I'll trade you clubs. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4645 Is there a cave on Wall Steet? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4646 To me, the major philosophical question is: Why are we shaped so much like those Russian nesting dolls? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4647 I’m thirsty do you have a club soda” 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4648 Two years on the paleo diet. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4649 Your office *still* isn't doing casual Fridays? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4650 Twenty Three and Me" really helped me embrace the 3% Neanderthal I truly am 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4651 I'm sorry to bother you, but did you happen to come across a flux capacitor recently? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4652 Practicing for the New World Order. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4653 Man, Ya Gotta Be Comfortable in these Difficult Times 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4654 Given the trend towards casual work attire, I can see why you're self-conscious about standing out on the subway. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4655 Forget the big stick. A stone axe is the better option. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4656 It's an OK job, but I don't really like the dress code. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4657 Want to hear about my paleo diet? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4658 The art of the deal, caveman style. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4659 This train doesn't go to Flintstone Station? 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4660 You need to get yourself a new look and a club like mine to survive in this jungle! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4661 I was raised VERY old school. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4662 Have you an axe to grind? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4663 Would you please indicate the exit for Central Caves. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4664 I remember when I felt safe around here. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4665 Barney, success has yubba-dubba-doo really changed you. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4666 New York has become such a sh*thole since the Bronze Age. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4667 My dating advice is simple…Women love when you’ve got game. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4668 Work papers good for fire, no? 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4669 Surrounded by the trees and Ivy League 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4670 I was arrested since halloween. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4671 weird times we live in 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4672 Next thing I know, some guy in a hard hat says I have to move out of the cave that’s been in my family for millennia because they’re building a subway. Gentrification spares no man.” 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4673 It’s bad enough I have to go back to the office, they tell me I have to wear pants again! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4674 Since going off-grid, I just can’t cope with the modern world. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4675 I really enjoyed the rock a feller stop. What's your favorite? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4676 It's for bashing anybody who accuses me of manspreading. 1.1415 0.03401 106 91 15 0
4677 I love the underground 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4678 ...that's when I decided to escape the rat race and get back to my prehistoric roots. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4679 Been here long yourself? 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4680 Politics sure does make strange bedfellows! 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4681 There's a few books out there, but I'd recommend "Dave's Guide to Going Full Paleo." 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4682 Mary said if I had a hammer but they charged me anyway,is this really your office? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4683 I like being outside but it's hard to find. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4684 I used to be in the insurance business myself. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4685 There's no half measures with the paleo-diet Bob." 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4686 I call my fashion style 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4687 Back in the day, we knew how to deal with these issues. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4688 Who's your barber? 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4689 Hey, the 80’s came back. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4690 What taste like “billable hours?” 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4691 Gas prices? Oh, no, I started taking the train to save my feet. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4692 is the Museum of Natual History 86th st ? 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4693 This is what the modern man wears to work in the 21st century!! 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4694 I know I’m not as young as I used to be. I mean, that’s half the point, though, right? You just gotta greenlight The Flintstones reboot. I…I really need the work, George Junior— Mr. Slate, sir. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4695 are you over dressed or am I under dressed ? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4696 At the end of the day, you and I want the same things - cheap gas, meat, and more meat. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4697 Oh that's rich--That get-up hardly seems appropriate for foraging underground. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4698 Left wing eyes the Right wing who eyes the Left guy right back! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4699 Would you happen to have a wheel on you? How about fire? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4700 Keep your rat race, I prefer bigger game. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4701 I got on the local . 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4702 So . . . how far back does this train go? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4703 Returning to the office just feels weird, you know? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4704 Man spreading? That sounds like a homo sapien thing 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4705 I'm going to the opera. How about you? 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4706 You go this way often? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4707 I hope you are not in a hurry, I got on at Stonehenge. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4708 I’m a freak of glacial cryonics and global warming. And you? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4709 So… I’m guessing you did not get the memo about casual fridays? 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4710 You gotta be more relatable man 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4711 You look familiar. Are you on TV or something? 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4712 What types of animals you hunt for with this weapon? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4713 Quiet quitting isn’t really a new concept 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4714 We have an open door policy. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4715 What? You’re C-Suite and you haven’t read the Ten Principles of Burning Man? 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4716 And that’s why I support MTG. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4717 I’m getting off at Eighty-First Street. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4718 With the number of people who study prehistoric man, you'd think one of them would offer me a ride. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4719 I'm chief of my local Will be Wild chapter. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4720 So, when did manspreading become extinct? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4721 Do you know if this train goes all the way to Little Rock? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4722 I'm looking. They're outsourcing mammoth hunting to the Cro Magnons 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4723 I was like you once, but I gave up the rat-race to get back to my roots. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4724 Is that the new Kenneth Cole? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4725 Everything needs hitting. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4726 Battery. I am going to the Battery. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4727 Trust me, the Paleo diet will change your life. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4728 Wanna trade? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4729 At least we shared the same idea of dressing for work. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4730 What do you mean "Money"? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4731 Og prefer working from cave. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4732 So Krypto tanked, huh? I'd be happy to set you up with a primo side-cave off the A Line, between the 14th St and Washington Square stops. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4733 Flintstone? Never heard of him. Must be from the downtown office. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4734 I found party in the back, business in the front was a lie. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4735 Can you direct me to the Bear Market? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
4736 These days I work from home, but I like to come in for the annual budget meeting. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4737 Well I say, "what increase in crime?" I don't know about you, but I just haven't seen it. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4738 What do you want to be when you grow up? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4739 I woke up and decided major changes are needed. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4740 Want to hookup? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4741 Your not going to bash me with that are you ? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4742 I've always preferred the hybrid work platform. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4743 When you see the Bossman later don’t tell him I do CosPlay. Just tell him I have strep or something 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4744 Just tell them on Jan 6 I was at the office all day,reviewing tax returns. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4745 Things have really gone downhill since I played Bamm-Bamm 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4746 Crime's up 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4747 we do Flintstone Fridays at the office. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4748 Is the zoo the next stop? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4749 I think a beard would give you an edge for job interviews because it makes a man look more professional. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4750 I really like Casual Friday. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4751 So if I sell my cave before the end of the year, how much will I have to pay in capital gains tax? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4752 It all started when my wife insisted we follow the keto diet. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4753 Fortunately I didn't catch anything -- imagine trying to bring a dead mammoth home on this. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4754 Hey Humpty, which cave are we in? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4755 I decided to go Paleo and I've never felt better. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4756 I need to raise $8.00 as soon as possible. Willing to sell my only club. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4757 I’ll trade my club for your leather lunchbox. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4758 You seem nice and all, but I don't talk to strangers. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4759 After I cudgel you we’ll see whose interested in buying life insurance today. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4760 I can change. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4761 Yeah, I take home a lot of work too. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4762 I know you're thinking paper covers rock. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4763 With the current political climate I figured it's a good time to come out of my cave. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4764 -How are the benefits? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4765 Forget everything you know about book sales. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4766 When I was young, I had to trudge to school on foot, even in the snow. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4767 I got on the Circle line a few thousand years back , and never got off . And you ? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4768 Hmmmm, I started out, this decade- looking kinda like you- then Covid hit! " jk fuller. genoa nv 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4769 Nice duds, but no club? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4770 If you want to knock ‘‘em dead, take me with you. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4771 Look kid, I think you need a man cave. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4772 Does your company have casual Friday? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4773 Umm…bigly? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4774 I'm going to work in tall buildings. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4775 Cave-core is all about getting back to your roots and re-self-discovery. It’s also mostly what I eat. And, yea I am looking forward to when the app I’m using let’s me discover the wheel again 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4776 You got food? Me like food. You share food ? Me bash your head in? 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4777 My wife took the flintmobile today. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4778 Why So Much Clothing? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4779 I'm Charlie -- the man who never returned. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4780 I cannot believe that I am more literate than you 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4781 What is it, 8 hours? Boy do you have it made. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4782 I had life insurance for thousand of years, and it still hasn't paid off. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4783 Do I still have to change at Jamaica for the Hudson Canyon express? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4784 Hello, I'm dead." "Hey! I'm dead inside. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4785 it is difficult for me to believe that you, too, work in a stone quarry 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4786 Just say the word, and I'll make all your problems go away. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4787 You don’t look like a corporate raider. 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4788 Off to the salt mine. You? 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4789 Your cover rocks. What animal is it from? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4790 I see I've gotten out of touch with the latest fashions. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4791 Oh yes, I’ve been on this A train for quite awhile. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4792 So when the sales team didn't meet their quarterly targets Chairman Blarg bludgeoned them to death. Just another mundane work day at Gorg LLC. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4793 Stand clear of closing door, please. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4794 You’d look manlier if you scowled more. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4795 I just moved to NYC, are you like a hippie or something? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4796 So. Just exactly what do YOU yabba-dabba do 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4797 Does this stop at Rockaway Park? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4798 Once we instituted Casual Friday, making the switch to Cro-Magnon Friday was relatively painless. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4799 I am going to kill the guy who told me this is what the paleo diet means! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4800 In my day they called it the BMT 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4801 So…yeah… Paleo diet. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4802 I used to be like you ... playing the C-Suite game. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4803 You can b free of all those encumbrances if you want to. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4804 Bet: your Sharper Image tool vs my hand-made. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4805 I'm new. Does this one stop at a cavern? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4806 This cave doesn't look like other ones I seen. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4807 Clan of the Cave Bear. The Sequel. Me Hunter, You Snow White. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4808 Doesn’t your tribe do casual Friday? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4809 My car is still in the shop. Apparently, the stone wheel is a special order. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4810 It's not halloween is it? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4811 So the election was stolen but did you see taylors new outfit? its uga uga. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4812 I don't think the subway has changed as much as we have. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4813 Yeah, you could club your computer. You can club just about anything these days. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4814 So tell me more about this habeas corpus thing. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4815 Can you tell me when we get to the Lincoln Center stop? I’m a bit late for rehearsal. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4816 I think YOU’RE the one dressed like a caveman. We can’t BOTH be right. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4817 End of the line guy huh? You're from the same place as me 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4818 I’ve been on the paleo diet too long! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4819 Is this the BC train? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4820 …and then they said my idea of business casual was “prehistoric”. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4821 Hit over head take two minutes, no charge. What is divorce? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4822 Yah - I used my metro card not my phone to pay the subway fare. How did you know? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4823 First time taking the B to the C? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4824 So you're a lawyer. And that's a hunter AND a gatherer? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4825 How did the National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations do today?" 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4826 So you're recommending I shave for the interview? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4827 I’m tellin’ ya the election was stolen. 1.1370 0.05625 73 67 2 4
4828 Wait, I thought everyone at the office agreed to go paleo starting today 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4829 What are you doing here? This was built for us cavemen. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4830 Does it get better? 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4831 Mine has what is called "direct action." 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4832 Lend me a hand. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4833 I'm taking our office's Casual Fridays policy to its logical conclusion. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4834 In my day, we had to work hard to put food on the table. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4835 I thought all that grabbing and storming stuff was outdated, but boy did you bring it back!" 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4836 Really? You want me to invent it again Mr. Goodyear? 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4837 I'm not being anachronistic. I'm just being authentic about the moment. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4838 A “briefcase”? How did you make it? 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4839 It was time to get outta Dodge. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4840 No, my company actually has a, “Shoes, No Service” policy 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4841 After the diet, the managerial philosophy seemed a no-brainer—which it is, of course, literally. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4842 Do you know about the blockchain? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4843 I think riding the old lines kind of takes you back in time. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4844 Transfer at the Wealth of Nations station. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4845 It was my cave until the city claimed eminent domain. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4846 They bored through my cave when they built this thing, so I get to ride for free. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4847 So, do you keep your club in there? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4848 I'M PINCH HITTING FOR CHARLES BRONSON. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4849 I had a full head of hair when I started this trip. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4850 …but then I got there and realized they meant a completely different kind of bear market, so I tried Saks… 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4851 « - I just push the popcorn button on the microwave and that’s it ?  - yes. » 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4852 I’m actually quite successful in wielding this thing 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4853 You don't speak OO-gah? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4854 Do you think I need to lose some weight? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4855 Well, at least I’ve got clout! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4856 Can you get a woman with that thing? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4857 It's all a matter of degree. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4858 How many clams to buy yabadabbadoo.com from you? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4859 Actually, subterranean pathways were invented by Neanderthals" 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4860 Back in the day, you would have been a Gatherer. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4861 Admit it, Dan. You're fully reacclimated. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4862 It all started after I attended one of those "off the grid" seminars... 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4863 Is VFT. Break speed light. Now I here. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4864 My costume is a little more real than yours. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4865 come here often? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4866 I almost went into corporate law myself, but I wanted a more direct path to self-gratification. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4867 Download THIS! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4868 Whatever works. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4869 As a matter of fact, I've been looking for a new club. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4870 wellawella 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4871 I bet I've got what you got in that...square thingy. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4872 Me make own hours. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4873 What is man-spreading? 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4874 Yes, I’m planning to vote for Trump endorsements and hopefully he’ll be running in 2024 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4875 I'm afraid this is the end of the line. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4876 Your company is forcing you to go back to the office? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4877 Is this your first time at House of Yes? 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4878 Does moving cave go to Brooklyn? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4879 I prefer low-tech investments! 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4880 I cannot wait for Casual Friday. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4881 It was so much easier but when dinosaurs disappeared, I had to take the subway. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4882 I do Ally Oop in Times Square. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4883 Are we at Bedrock Avenue yet? I‘ve been sitting here for ages. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4884 No matter chicks say, they dig manspreading. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4885 So, do you like my moving cave? 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4886 This isn’t what it looks like John, we’re both headed to the same rehearsal after all. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4887 I’m Editor for The Nude Yorker. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4888 It sounds exactly like what I do. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4889 I'm into Paleo 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4890 I enjoy the technology and conveniences, but your level of aggression is primitive at best. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4891 I wanted a man cave, not a caveman 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4892 Me? I work at Top of the Rock 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4893 You sure don't look like an apex predator 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4894 You can call me SBF for short, just please call me. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4895 They said to dress for the job you want 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4896 Me? I'm off clubbing at the House Party in the Capital again. And our club is bigger this time 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4897 Yes! I do find it more cutting edge than a Boss suit! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4898 When will it be time to spring ahead again? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4899 I'm having a tough time leaving my man cave to return to the office 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4900 The blue check only costs eight dollars" 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4901 What did they mean when they said, "We'll have a gay old time?" . 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4902 Some guy asked for my token. I gave him my club. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4903 Is that a bespoke suit? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4904 23andme revealed that I have 20% Neanderthal DNA, so I'm just trying to get in touch with my roots. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4905 Og no like bing-bong. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4906 Yes. Homo sepien, that is. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4907 Class of 2020? You haven’t aged a bit. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4908 Is it just me, or does this subway seem REALLY slow? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4909 Is it too late to invest in wheel futures? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4910 Let’s get this straight…just the juice…from celery…and that’s it… 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4911 So anyway, that's what I said during my first job interview on Wall Street. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4912 Have you also been elected for the House? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4913 Wall Street sounds like an empty canvas to me. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4914 I’m not toxic. You’re toxic. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4915 It was downhill ever since they laid off all of us bronto-crane operators. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4916 I like this no bail thing. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4917 I carry my men’s club. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4918 So you think that by following the paleo diet you'll solve all your problems, is that it? 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4919 Russian Doll - Trump Edition 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4920 Contract negotiations for the Yankees new slugger. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4921 The DNA test shows we’re twins. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4922 I'm part of the tiger team. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4923 Barney!?! 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4924 I know I look like a sage, but I'm not going to answer your question because I'm just an old man with a stick. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4925 I only wear the jacket and tie on Formal Fridays. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4926 Really? So based on that job description I guess I'm probably overqualified. If you can speak to your boss and get me an interview that'd be great 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4927 Sure my views might be progressive by your standards.... 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4928 My unsophisticated looking life is far better and richer than your uptight, constipated, constricted misery you have bought into 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4929 A neck like that, and you call ME a caveman?! 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
4930 I would normally drive to work but as my feet have been bothering me lately, it's hard to get any proper movement with my older model vehicle. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4931 I get why "cave train" isn't its name. I just think it's a shame. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4932 Oh, it's that kind of club you wanted info on. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4933 I have to hammer out my assignments before they let me go home 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4934 Just an FYI, tomorrow is bring-your-tiger-to-work day. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4935 Very hungry. Which stop to bull market? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4936 I see you take your work home with you too. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4937 The Paleolithic period sucks" "your telling me? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4938 I've gone full Paleo. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4939 so how many dinosaurs can you get with your weapon? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4940 All ages metropolitan train - We include everyone 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4941 Respectfully, that mop top wouldn't have served you well in the Stone Age, son. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4942 Can you guess which part of my body I stapled to this seat to protest climate change? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4943 You know that we are related 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4944 What do you mean, you belong to a club. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4945 When you've been married to my wife Wilma for this long, you do start to lose your hair prematurely! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4946 Bronze? Just watch me, and get off one stop after I do. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4947 Me no like concrete jungle. Which stop is regular jungle? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4948 I’m from the Stone Age. Where are you from, the Garb Age? 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4949 I don't know. What does mugged mean? 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4950 My club is much more powerful than yours 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4951 You're just starting out with us, but just a warning. Sometimes these managers meetings can be brutal. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4952 Pinstriped suit and power tie? You gotta get with the times, man. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4953 Look! You be King, I’ll be Priest! Just until Sunday! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4954 T.G.I.F, am I right? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4955 At least we see eye to eye on Cryptos. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4956 Mondays, amirite? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4957 I got on in 63 BCE 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4958 I am a Law Professor . We can plead self - preservation in the case of the Mammoth's untimely passing . 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4959 So what do you do for a living?” “Oooga booga oooga doo! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4960 I like to think of myself as more of a Tubeman. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4961 Oh, and don’t even get me started on how time consuming manscaping used to be. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4962 … And then I said to him, ‘Well your breath smells like raw centipede mush!’ 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4963 c'est la vie. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4964 One hit and she caved. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4965 I didn't realize this train didn't stop in Yonkers 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4966 You must be a Republican but I am here to change civilization for Socialism. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4967 I believe in playing the long game, so I invested in stones. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4968 xxxxx 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4969 I thought that I'd grabbed my banjo 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4970 Throg also say he invent fire. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4971 What’s the fancy outfit for? You goin’ on a hot date? 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4972 Just promoted to our R&D division - starting some work on fire. How was your day? 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4973 I guess you could say we're both cavemen 1.1313 0.04459 99 90 5 4
4974 Back in my day, man-spreading was expected. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4975 I don’t care about a 401K. You had me at free food. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4976 We're not that different. We both earn a living by not doing much and asking people for money. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4977 Back to the Sabretooth Outrun again, Carl? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4978 When I was younger, every day was "take your family to work day". 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4979 It comes with the meal subscription. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4980 …and if this place is any indication, my patent for the wheel will be worth a lot 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4981 I got tired of the raptor race 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4982 I think you need this more than I do. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4983 Um, right now, you're in a cave, man. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4984 CAVE NEXT STOP? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4985 Before stone age .. stops.. how many? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4986 oh! me got fire too! back home in cave. you say get fire mean bad thing though? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4987 You think the L is unpredictable? Try being blindsided by an asteroid. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4988 Oh, I'm just freelancing now. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4989 they talk about pandemic regression like it's a bad thing. I'm a whole new man. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4990 I 'm a certified Disaster Recovery Planner. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4991 So you're a slave to a socialist regime. I don't see that as progress. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4992 It originally felt weird, but I always get a seat with plenty of space to breath in. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4993 I started with the diet,and then I thought,what the hell, I’m going all in. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4994 No. Everything's in fashion nowadays. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4995 I consider myself progressive, but I’m still gonna manspread if I want to. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4996 I'm thinking of giving the paleo diet a try. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4997 Don't judge me until you hear my story. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4998 Uh huh... We call it "progress." 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4999 Sorry about the election…you should have used the hammer. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5000 Don’t mind me, I’m just along for the ride. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
5001 I hear there's a great little place in the Village for freshly-killed game. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5002 you started insurrection, I started fire 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
5003 Before we finalize the merger Jim, we’ll need to first iron out those last points about corporate culture and dress code 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5004 So my pet mastodon died so you don’t have to walk? 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
5005 Come on, you know you can trust me with those election ballots 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5006 Yeh, I was waiting for this ride a long time too... 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
5007 I'm guessing y'all would have been a lot happier if you just stayed with the stone knives and bear skins. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5008 Dude! Just leave me alone! You fancy suited folks haunt every cave! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5009 I can't get much done working from home. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5010 And the best part about working from home was not having to wear work clothes. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5011 Yeah good ol Fred Flintstone, remember him? I fucked him. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5012 And, a lot of people think it’s Marcellus Wallace’s soul 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5013 I could put up with having no windows but my boss is a real Neanderthal 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5014 Does this train take me to the patent office? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5015 I tried office work once, but my love for the great outdoors seduced me away. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5016 I still don’t get it. Will you please explain Twitter to me one more time? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5017 You'll be fine. I was fifteen millennia late to my first interview. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5018 I normally take my mastodon but I hate to be conspicuous. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5019 Is this the right train for the Hunter's Point station? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5020 What time period are you travelling here from in that suit? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5021 I used to be like you - climbing the ladder. But since I've been on my Paleolithic diet I swing through the trees! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5022 It's for the rats. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5023 Going back to my pre covid routine also. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5024 Do you know which subway stop is the nearest cave? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5025 Are your wheels in the shop too? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5026 You finally know the meaning of the term "mirror image." 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5027 Find anything worth watching on TV? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5028 I have to fire a few troglodytes today. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5029 Next stop hunting party, bring your useless weapon and soft blue pelt, or face wrath of Morg.... 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5030 That is a strange outfit for someone who only eats what he kills? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5031 Mine also makes me look and feel important 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5032 Is there good wild animal hunting near this contraptions next stop? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5033 Whaddya mean Casual Friday? I dress formally every day at the cave. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5034 Suite: I just passed the NY state bar exam…😁 Caveman: Oh yeah, good for you bud. I discovered fire 🔥. Ever heard of it? Suite: this is my stop…🙄 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5035 Hello 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5036 …and then I decided to unplug from technology and returned to the Palaeolithic lifestyle. The long walks are the hardest bit. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5037 Do you know where I can meet guys like me? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5038 Yah, but who knows WHAT is inside that briefcase? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5039 They didn't like back in my time either... 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5040 Wanna switch jobs for a week? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5041 I agree; I hate office dress codes. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5042 You should update your wardrobe. That tie is from the Stone Age. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5043 I know you’re thinking I have it easy. 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
5044 What do you mean your wife doesn’t cook? 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5045 My home town was covered by lava and I haven't been able to recover. Matt Tebbetts San Diego CA Mtebbetts8@gmail.com 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5046 They told me the time machine would place me in a palace as a king. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5047 Mass transit is the best way to decompress after a day of hunting and gathering. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5048 I've just gotten back to basics. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5049 When you get back to 2022, be sure to tell them that we invented the subway several millennia before we invented the wheel. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5050 I don’t intend to allow TSA to appropriate my culture. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5051 I just don't have the energy for clubbing anymore. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5052 It's been a while as last time I did this I just paid 2 stones 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5053 Do you know which stop has the best caves? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5054 Club, briefcase Tools of the trade 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5055 Do you ever feel that commuters like us are on the verge of extinction? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5056 TELL ME AGAIN, WHO'S THIS GUY TRUMP? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5057 What makes you say it's a jungle out there? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5058 The Death of Disco 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5059 I’m in town visiting family at the Natural History Museum. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5060 Let me tell you about my man cave 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5061 Well, I haven't been here in a gajillion years and it's really changed. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
5062 This isn’t the southbound Q?! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5063 Maybe you should get life. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5064 I'm hoping this vessel can transport me back to Bedrock, and Wilma, my wife. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5065 They built the line over my cave . The settlement included free rides for life. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5066 I found my career nice, I’m in hunting and gathering now. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5067 Hopefully you’re not in a hurry to get where you’re going. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5068 Have you considered a Paleo diet? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5069 Crypto can really set you back, bro. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5070 They wanted us to go in to the office, I wouldn’t do it. Finally, I caved. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5071 Inflation is a bummer, but at least I'm getting back to my roots 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
5072 Nothing subtle at our ad agency. No awards. Just sales. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5073 You know, if that tool you're holding didn't have edges, it might be pretty useful 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5074 On the caveman express,you either give me the suitcase now or I club you for it! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5075 I think we work at the same place. You're Smith from Accounting, right? I'm Jones. Human Resources. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5076 The theme of the party is BRICKS AND MORTAR, and I couldn't think of anything else to wear. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5077 Why do we have to go back to the office anyway? I get more done at home. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5078 I wonder if this train stops at my cave. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
5079 My office recently relaxed its dress code. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
5080 Me think corporate make big mistake with merger so soon" 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5081 Can you believe these train delays? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5082 So, one more thing, how do you know if you're a Republican or a Democrat? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5083 So, I can take either the Shuttle or the Number 7 train at Times Square and get off at Grand Central Station. Then take the escalator but don't exit to the street. Go to any one of the ticket windows and ask for a one-way to Bronxville? OK got it. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5084 You look a bit concerned? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5085 And I thought my generation had it bad. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5086 This time travel stuff's interesting, but please let me get back. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5087 Saying “Farewell” to wing tips turned into a revelation of simplicity! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5088 I’m your future self. Move to the country and find a cave, or we may never meet like this again. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5089 They said they wanted creative destruction; I gave them creative destruction. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5090 I mean, I have to start somewhere, right? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5091 Who is this Jesus person everyone is yelling about? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5092 It’s a side effect of the paleo diet. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5093 Your diet is starting to become your whole personality 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5094 But Wilma says she loves me just the way I am. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5095 So, Ted, that's why you should try the new paleo diet. Look what it's done for me! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5096 The flintmobile is in the shop. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5097 After work-from-home, something about this is starting to feel a bit pre-historic… 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5098 I HAVE MISSED THE VA STOP ? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5099 You know…There is this novel thing called deodorant 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5100 If it suits you, you're welcome to join my club. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5101 It started with a paleo diet and kinda got out of hand. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5102 Nobody told me that this is what herd immunity would look like. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5103 The benefits could be better but you can make your own hours. \ 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5104 Hi. You wouldn't know how to get to Wall Street, would you? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5105 My cosplay club isn’t quite as buttoned-down as yours—but for some reason, it’s restricted. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5106 Manspreading is bullshit, man 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5107 I envy you. My weapon gets very heavy as the day wears on. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5108 Seems like I've been riding this train for 100,000 years. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
5109 I think you may be my distant cousin, Homo Erectus. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
5110 Sounds barbaric. Maybe I can give you a hand up. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5111 They said my resume was a bit outdated 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
5112 It’s an outer borough thing. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
5113 Some election, eh? Plus ça change... 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5114 Umga gumba kebut ha? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5115 Doctor's orders: full paleo. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5116 Return to office, huh? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5117 The problem is woman is not vulnerable enough. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
5118 Am I the only one turned on right now? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5119 jobcels be seething over paleochads??? 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
5120 I’m not sure that these caves are habitable 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
5121 We have a LOT more in common than people may realize! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5122 Monday to Friday, 8 to 5, no dental? God, that's old fashioned 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5123 Pardon me…may I borrow your Wi-Fi password? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5124 Shlogo wach dach g’wenoguah? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5125 I'm surprised you don't have time travel. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5126 Just going to my home on the subway to my subcave 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5127 You trade stock? I prefer clubbing 'em to death. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5128 Buddy, I don't know what the midterms are. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5129 Which stop cave? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5130 Longest wait ever at the station ... but at least they invented the wheel in the meantime. 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
5131 Yabba-dabba doo! I wanna stick it in you! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5132 I used to carry a briefcase but I feel much stronger now. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5133 I hunt and gather pronouns. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5134 It was internet spam that brought back the beast in me. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5135 Me vote for you by mail-in cave wall. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5136 Yeah, I agree, going into the office is better than working at home. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5137 It’s called a Paleo business suit. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
5138 I get off at the end of this cave. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5139 I am so sick of the Neanderthals at work 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5140 So did you hear about FTX? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5141 I need food and clothing!.. Or am I just dreaming? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5142 Well, it all started with the keto diet... 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5143 Say hello to your long lost Neanderthal uncle. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5144 I hope we're not going to a meeting that could've been a cave painting 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5145 Do I know you? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5146 We live in SoHo, but our women gather in Central Park. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5147 Ha ha, "caveman spread," very funny... 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
5148 You had one job…you failed as a lawyer 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5149 Where you from? Ohio? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5150 It takes ages to get anywhere without wheels. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5151 Have I told you I started Keto? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5152 Wanna ride the Cyclone? 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
5153 I caved and picked up this little number at Bergdorfs 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5154 But how do you take down your dinner without a hat after your city-based odd job? That's Oddjob to you! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5155 You know, we are not that far off from each other. 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
5156 Pebbles and Bam-Bam are gonna love this. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5157 As a CEO, are you a cheetah or a gazelle? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5158 I thought I lived in the jungle! 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5159 Once I decided to commit to Paleo, my life changed. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5160 These are classified—can’t show them to you. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5161 Why ? Who do you think I voted for ? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5162 Well! All the hair has gone to your head. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5163 I haven't put on a suit ever since my company shifted to work from cave. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5164 After work, let’s grab a beer at my man cave. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5165 Have you ever tried a club sandwich? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5166 You set the world back sixty years your first time around." "I figured I would dress appropriately should you get four more years! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5167 The stone wheel has come along way. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5168 I was designing the user experience for an app, but it felt forced, so I went to an ayahuasca ceremony to better channel my authentic nature. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5169 Paleo diet's not all it's cracked up to be. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5170 It was either give up the cut-throat tactics of working on Wall Street or go all-in. I chose the latter." AT 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5171 Does this train go to the LaBrea Tar Pits? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5172 So what’s your man cave look like? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5173 No, I don’t eat rocks. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5174 I gave up my law practice to stomp for Donald 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5175 My man-cave or yours? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5176 I put everything on red and got wiped out to the Stone Age. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
5177 I know what you’re thinking…I look more conservative than usual. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5178 Beware the Paleo diet. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5179 But hey, it beats you. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5180 Truthfully, if we were to be attacked by a tiger, I'm the one that would be more appetizing. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5181 ...something they called timewarp. Well anyway, I'm your great, great, great, great... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5182 So, you don't have casual Fridays? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5183 Hi- Do you mind if I ask your advice? I hear the Big Mac is pretty good or should I try the chicken sandwich from chick fil a? I love meat. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5184 This is our office's post pandemic dress policy 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5185 Is the paleo diet discount offered with the term policy, as well? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5186 It's not just the diet that works, it's the whole paleo lifestyle. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5187 I sure need to do some shopping. I've been away from the subway for too long. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5188 I am going to make you an offer you can’t refuse. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5189 Thog's been locked up in the Natural History Museum for months. I'm about to go Night at the Museum 4 up in there. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5190 I’m also reinventing the wheel 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5191 'Now we wait for someone to actually invent the wheels of this stupid thing.' 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5192 I get it. Facing extinction sucks. But you gotta know when evolution has chewed you up and spit you out. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5193 I thought I would take the paleo diet one step further. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5194 I'm among the three percent who are unemployed. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5195 I’m not a Neanderthal, I have a Harvard PhD. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5196 See you at happy hour 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5197 Me got more RAM than you--don't make me show you it. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5198 Yeah, I’ve been living down under the Nicholas Ave. stop for centuries. It’s not landmarked but those developers only have eyes for the skies. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5199 Admittedly, you farmers have largely curtailed my hunting and gathering. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5200 I was the King of the Stone Age, I don't tour with the Queens anymore 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
5201 No "casual Fridays" at your office yet,I take it. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
5202 I’m actually the Naked Cowboy, but the Mayor asked me to work under cover on the subways. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5203 I have a corporate takeover meeting today. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
5204 Looks like I’m well equipped. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5205 And then a DeLorean appeared, I got in, and now I'm ancient history. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5206 Sure, I enjoy the occasional macchiato, but mostly I eat animals I’ve clubbed to death. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5207 Your club looks too soft to work. Do you want to borrow mine? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5208 Can I work at Cave? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5209 I miss working from home, how about you? 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
5210 My name's Charlie. Can you help me get off? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5211 Am I strange if I don't like to go clubbing with you? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5212 What are you doing here? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5213 I'm not saying don't break things. I'm just saying slow down. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5214 Of course not! I only wear faux fur. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5215 Just calm down, I can get you all the way to 136th Street. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5216 Me headhunter too. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5217 Is that what the future looks like 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5218 It was right there and then that I knew I would win this election and I did it without raising my club. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5219 Can I interest you in an antelope flesh? Only $5. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5220 Mandatory suit and tie to the office? What kind of Stone Age dress code is that? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5221 This town is full of restaurants and I STILL haven't found a good triceratops steak. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5222 Gotta a small mammal I can club? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5223 Yes, I voted; but, my MAGA cave homeys didn't . 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5224 Ooga booga ooga booga 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5225 Do you know which stop is the primordial swamp? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5226 When you get down to bedrock values, we’re very much alike. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5227 I don't go clubbing that often 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5228 Oh boy, you have evolved and how 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5229 And then the boss suggested the sales team channel our inner caveman and voilà! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5230 I'm the ghost of Mastodon yet to come. Who are you? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
5231 Wanna play rock, paper, scissors? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5232 So, I can kill my neighbor and still collect? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5233 If it weren’t for an “A” or an “N” I could be you. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5234 Excuse me sir, can I borrow your Prehistoric Times business section? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5235 If you’re not a hunter or a gatherer what are you? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5236 So, it's off to work we go... 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5237 Fire and the wheel were big steps forward, but it wasn't until legalized weed that the stone age really got rolling. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5238 You know, you and I are pretty alike. We're both caveman. We just have different bosses. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5239 You could acknowledge that my cranial capacity is 18% larger than yours. If not, I am going to hit you with this "stone age" ax. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5240 Why would I need home insurance - I don't even have a home. Steve Weiss Chicago, Illinois 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5241 I used to know this guy named Barney in the 60s I don’t suppose… 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5242 I'll give you a head start of 5 seconds! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5243 I used Unga Bunga from 9am to 5pm, until I got laid off. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5244 the paleozoic era called, they want their politics back” 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5245 No have to tell me. Mastodon migration is rough. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5246 Nordstrom's? Ya know, I actually sewed this myself. And the club is a real hit the ladies! 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
5247 I am wondering how to help him..must be facing a lot of cultural problems here 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5248 I'm a hunter-gatherer, what's your gig. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5249 After a hard day at the office, I can't wait to get home to my man cave. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5250 Aren't you fed up with constant delays too? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5251 We went from casual Friday to Neanderthal Friday 1.1200 0.04090 100 91 6 3
5252 Have you seen a stray mammoth anywhere? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5253 So you’re saying that doesn’t represent your cock. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5254 Do you really think you’re more ‘evolved’ than me? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5255 Excuse me, does this stop at Hunters Point" 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5256 So then she get mad, say me "cavemanspreading." 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5257 It’s seems like it’s been a ton of Millennial years since I was called back in the office 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5258 You are living in the Stone Age if you are not diversifying your portfolio in crypto. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5259 So, that's where evolution gets you 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5260 At our company we have adopted the Fred Flintstone approach 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5261 Could you tell me which stop is the Pleistocene? 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5262 Bros still ! 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5263 Is this the IRT or the IND? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5264 You think that’s something? You should see my man cave. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5265 Hotel casino presidents really don't run democracies. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5266 You're not from around here, are you. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5267 Goddam Thor from accounting threw me under the bus! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5268 Yikes. That sounds really rough…and I’m literally a cave man. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5269 I don't usually talk politics but Dems just don't get me. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5270 My advice is for you to legally hire a primitive lawyer. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5271 You deal with market corrections your way, I’ll go with mine. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
5272 I sell insurance. Paleo Life. We do really well with the Preppers. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5273 Geico of course. And you? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5274 I got my start in stone tools, but the real money's in futures. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5275 You've come a long way, baby. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5276 Influencer for a pre-historic fashion blog in Silicon Valley. And You? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5277 Your cologne smells like a cheap dinosaur knockoff. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5278 Tie required, mind if I go in first? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5279 I used to engage in that rat race you're still caught up in. But then I went on this male-bonding camping trip one weekend. It changed my life. I never went back. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5280 You not subhuman, no use subway! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5281 Hey man, let's not reinvent the wheel. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5282 Is the next stop the neanderthal museum? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5283 Pardon me for asking, but where do you get your hair cut? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5284 So I’m returning to work in person, it feels like the Stone Age. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5285 I see the Holocene isn't very different. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5286 Yeah, my wife calls me a cavemam 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5287 excuse me, would this be a fight or flight situation? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5288 Yep! All natty... and it started with liver pâté. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5289 Do not be alarmed, fellow transit rider. I shall reveal all to you shortly. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5290 How long is the trip to the Neolithic Age. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5291 We're a lot alike. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5292 'I heard the GOP was looking for a pesidential candidate with a caveman mentality.' 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5293 No. Coq au vin blanc is definitely not on the paleo diet . 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5294 Are you a banksy? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5295 What does freedom mean to you? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5296 You’ve never been just a bit curious to check out a cave bar? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5297 I started in Mergers and Acquisitions, but really found my calling in Hunting and Gathering. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5298 You KNOW this is New York City? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5299 What do you think of that chap Bernie? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5300 My wife tells me not to bring my work home, but what can you do? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5301 Far Rockaway? I swear it was Bedrock this morning. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5302 So easy a— 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5303 15 minute delay due to train stopped ahead of us, bad? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5304 Mortgage rates on caves are through the roof, so I’m renting the belly of a T-Rex for 12,000 stones a month until things calm down. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5305 Business or pleasure? 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5306 Me like your suit. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5307 No, I don’t believe we’ve met. You might have me confused with my cousin Fred. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5308 Thank you for meeting up at such short notice. We needed to talk to you because you actually asked us to reach out to you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5309 Do you know the way to Mastadon? 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
5310 What a coincidence, today I invented the wheel too 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5311 What do you mean, I'm a day early for casual Friday? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5312 Is that Italian wool or woolly mammoth? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5313 Easy to relate, huh? 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
5314 You won't be able to get your club out of that briefcase fast if you really need it. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5315 I call it cavemanspreading. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5316 I'm a professor in the Paleo Lab at the School of Hard Knocks. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
5317 We are same. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5318 Og like manspreading. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5319 So where are you going clubbing? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5320 Work from home wasn't an option, and I need the job. How 'bout you? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5321 The hybrid work model has us back on the clock from sunrise to sunset, but the man caves are a lot nicer. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5322 I don't care what anyone says, I'm not putting my salary on Google. wenucreate@gmail.com 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5323 I clean stables - why do you ask? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5324 MAN... not "where you goin'" but "WHERE you goin'" 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5325 I needed a ride back to my time machine. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5326 You heard of "The Man Who Never Returned'? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5327 Is this the right train for the Bronx Zoo ? 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5328 Today I received an award for 'Longest Practicing Anestheologist' in an accredited or nonaccredited hospital or clinic. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5329 No, I'm not extinct, and furthermore we are in a cave! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
5330 how long until we get to caves caves caves." 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5331 Well, paleo mostly. Why do you ask? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5332 I’m a rock-et scientist. And you? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5333 ''It''s About Time'', it's about Space 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
5334 I’ve decided to get back to basics, except for my Twitter account of course! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5335 Do you have any idea where we are going with the price of capers? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5336 I can't afford to run my flintmobile with gas prices so high 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5337 Have you seen a woolly mammoth around here? I lost him at Grand Central. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
5338 Me shop at Cro-Magnon Wearhouse. Why ask? 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5339 I've been advised to go back to basics. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5340 Are you going to the club after work? 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
5341 My father told me to always dress for the job 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5342 She said it was a costume party' 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5343 Is this the way to the Bronx Zoo? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5344 You need more big thing to kill big animal, you kill nothing with tiny box 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5345 I'm trying to take mediation back to its roots. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5346 Regain did not have the desired effect as you might notice 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5347 WE'VE GOTTA WRAP THIS UP. THE NEXT STOP IS THE PLEISTOCENE. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5348 No, you cannot be me. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5349 Is there any way that I could convince you to trade attire ? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5350 Being "cancelled" means something entirely different in my book. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5351 Me? I'm on my way to hunter-gather at Whole Foods. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5352 Just learned that Elon scrapped our work from home policy. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5353 I began to plough myself this cave I was already a teenager 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5354 It started when I switched back to the Nokia I had in high school 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5355 Well sure. The workman's comp is pretty bad. But there's like no overhead at all. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5356 Putin bombed us back to the stone age - then we fled 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5357 Avoid the paleo diet if at all possible 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5358 The boss said your instinct beats my extinct 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5359 Thanks for taking my case...not many attorneys out there claim to speak Neanderthal. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5360 S'up, bro? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5361 I get your dilemma, but the fight or flight response has always served me well. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5362 Full paleo is the way go bro. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5363 Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just like you, going somewhere! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5364 Am I on the right train for Bedrock? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5365 Can you direct me to a good Paleo restaurant? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5366 No cave?" Asked the Salary man. "No salary?" Asked the Cave ma 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5367 Best to decide the winner on who captures the most mammoths. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5368 You’re telling me you renamed ‘round wood piece that rolls on ground and carries dead meat?’ 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5369 So I guess you’re telling me you are a little right of center? 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5370 Sorry, trying not to manspread . 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5371 I was audio only the whole time. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5372 Fucking A,I got a rash,man. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5373 The shaving conspiracy got Bam Bam his first job. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5374 You can’t believe how much easier hunting-gathering has become. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5375 It's been a long time since my last Geico caveman commercial & now I'm moving on to new things in life. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5376 So where is that new club you wanted to present? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5377 Do you offer a policy that covers the Sixth Extinction? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5378 Working from my cave was brutal, 3 kids under 5 and a T-Rex that somehow manages to interrupt EVERY zoom meeting with my boss. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5379 with all the cutbacks, looks like I'm back in the cave! 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5380 What do you modern humans call this ginormous hollow worm? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5381 Excuse me, but are those 'Bugle Boy' jeans? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5382 Stupid! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5383 It WAS casual wear at the office today right? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5384 Your public transport is from the stone age. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5385 You going to work too? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5386 My name is OLLIE OOP what's yours? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5387 It’s part of the Paleo Wardrobe. It’s very low in carbs. 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
5388 How duo you keep it sharp? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5389 I love that your caves have these metal dinorsaurs to ride in. Saves alot of wear-and-tear on the feet. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5390 Let’s Dance. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5391 Sure, but your advanced industrial society would never have developed if we hadn't discovered fire. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5392 Yes—my high protein diet can definitely help you deal with your double chin…. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5393 I haven't seen you since GameStop 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5394 Well, the job may be solitary, nasty, and brutish, but the benefits are what I stay for. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
5395 If it weren't for the SEC, I'd never have a hard time eliminating the competition. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5396 Some women like a man in a suit. I've found the cave man look works for me. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5397 Proud Man. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5398 Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer - not that I have any concept of photography, of course. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5399 You and I? We're not so different. I hunt by running mammoths off a cliff. And your name, is Cliff 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5400 No offense, but that suit is so nineties. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5401 Yeah, I also feel like I've been on this train forever. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5402 Training my vocal cords 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5403 Son, never underestimate my "boy's club" for getting ahead. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5404 Back to the good old days, if you disagree I'll just bash you 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5405 Is this train number COP27 ? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5406 All that changed when I started eating Paleo. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5407 We have so much in common. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5408 Ever get the feeling that on your everyday morning ride to work, that somehow, in your own hands, life or death rides along?" 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5409 I'm all in on the GOP business policies. You getting any of that trickle down? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5410 Does this train go to Olduvai Gorge? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5411 It is so good to be back in the cave system. It really is a jungle up there. This is the Uptown, right? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5412 Bedrock was more livable 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5413 I worked hard but I expected more 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5414 Well, sure, anyone can do the Paleo *diet*… 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5415 hah, you think YOUR commute takes forever? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5416 I also was once one to not join the club … 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5417 Hey, evolution ain't easy. It just takes time and look at how far you've come. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5418 Albeit in different ways, our lives are intertwined with the Bull of Wall Street. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5419 What are you recommending on the market this week? I have been away on a Time Machine and have lost touch with present news. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
5420 Who says manspreading is a thing of the past? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5421 Actually, I preferred working remotely, but now the boss believes our work needs that cro-magon touch. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5422 And it’s been the best day for stocks in over two years. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5423 How does 15% savings sound? All I need is 15 minutes; it really is that easy. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5424 What mean 'abstract club'?" --Howard Cowan Santa Barbar 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5425 Casual day... 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5426 I wouldn’t want any club to belong to me that would have me dismembered. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5427 My business carry-aboard is just as important to me as yours is to you! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5428 Fairly diversified still, but I'm heavily invested in my man-cave these days. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5429 Ooga-booga *grunts* 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5430 Thanks,man. Trading clothes feels so much more comfortable. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5431 So tell me, who does your hair? 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5432 Of course I eat pizza with my hands. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5433 You meet people of all walks of life on the subway. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5434 So, where are we headed~? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5435 Since I made the switch, clothing budget is surprisingly the same. But negotiations are way more successful! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5436 Does this train stop at the zoo? 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5437 The paleo-diet results weren’t quite what I expected. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5438 This sure beats the stone age! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5439 No, I'm not going to say it. No! Stop asking! Oh, all right... "Yabba Dabba Doo!" Happy now? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5440 The subway is so empty. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5441 The corporate office sent me to check on the wheels we hacked out for the transition system. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5442 So, you really think you've got it better than me? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5443 Wow! A rolling cave 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5444 I’ve been on this wagon for what seems like a millennium. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5445 You know, we are the same, you and I. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5446 I don't normally ugg to strangers. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5447 Mind if I steel your suit, tie, and wig. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5448 You remind me of my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5449 “That brief case is a tip off that you are not from around here.” 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5450 “So you work on Wall Street. Big deal! I made over $100G in tips at Times Square.” 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5451 Just another hard day at the rock pile, eh? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5452 They need to teach Critical Caveman Theory in Florida Schools, ugh… 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5453 It really seemed like, in the current climate, prehistoric reenactments were going to take off. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5454 If you were wondering, I'm on my way home in central park 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5455 I'm taking this train to the last station. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5456 So then Melania says ... 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5457 I’ve lived in these tunnels for many years. When you are topside, wear a hat. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5458 Me not manspreading, this just how me sit 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5459 My transition from home-based to the office remains a work in progress." Forgot the tag.. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5460 Only the strong survive in this economy. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5461 I’m with a very important club.” “Me too. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5462 Yeah, hybrid from any era or epoch they said. So I’m like, OK I’ll bring my real self to work. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5463 Which stop leads to the caves? 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5464 Excuse me,can I get to Stonehenge directly or do I have to change at Coney Island? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5465 I suppose I could have waited for evolution but learning to ride the subway was the fastest ticket of the Dark Ages. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5466 I’m all in on my paleo diet. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5467 You must be a gatherer since that isn't a hunting outfit. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5468 I announced I was deleting social media again, but I didn't feel as smug as usual. I knew I had to take it farther, and next thing you know... 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5469 I am the Fred Flintstone of this subway cave. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5470 It ok, you sit with me. No one mess with me. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5471 So do you think I can get some of that Affirmative Action?! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5472 I prefer my style of cage. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5473 Some might say we were separated at birth. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5474 So you think we oughta rent the cave in summer to help cover our travel expenses? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5475 Talk to me when you left your house before the dawn of man. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5476 'ANY NICE WOMEN WITH LONG HAIR IN THAT COMPUTER?" 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5477 You remind me of a relative….Donald the Gorilla. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5478 What does “Stay clear of the closing doors” mean? I don’t do that. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5479 Continue striving for a Sustainable Rate of Growth, and you'll soon, once again, join our Family. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5480 Does this train stop at the Stone Age? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5481 Do you have any good recommendations to go clubbing around here? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5482 No neck. Me too. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5483 Yeah? We’ll in my day… 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5484 Look, if you’re gonna on my diet, you gonna have to wear the uniform! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5485 It's true, beards are in right now 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5486 Actually, 'primitivism' didn't emerge until the late 19th-century. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5487 They’re called “girl bosses” now 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5488 Me want fire exit. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5489 I think my way is best! 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5490 Yeah? Well if it wasn't for us hunters you'd have nothing to gather. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5491 Wanna join my club ? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5492 Next stop Teaneck. “Me no neck. You Teaneck?” 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5493 Yabba-dabba don’t even ask. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5494 I have to ask, did she redesign you cave too? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5495 That's a really scary costume you have on 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5496 Ugga no understand "manspreading" 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5497 At my office we hunt brontosaurus for lunch. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5498 My wife prefers to stay in her 'she shed.' 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5499 I have to say. The paleo diet changed my life. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5500 I thought this was the BC but I’m starting to think we are making AD stops. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5501 It started with the paleo diet, and just rolled from there. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5502 I am a consultant for when things hit rock bottom. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5503 So, trade box for ax 'til next stop ? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5504 Teo weeks on a paleo diet 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5505 Company culture. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5506 I've been taking this line before it was air-conditioned. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5507 MY WEAPON'S SPEEDIER THAN YOURS! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5508 Does this train stop at the 23rd. century? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5509 I’m quiet quitting. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5510 They say it’s what’s inside that counts 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5511 A finely tailored suit is what separates me from you lesser mortals. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5512 Keep an eye on our IPO this morning. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5513 So what do you think, this is the day you're going to make your killing? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5514 I'm going to the zoo and play with the animals in the sunshine. You have to go to some stuffy, corporate zoo and work your ass off. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5515 the Emperor has no shoes! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5516 This just in, seated, are the only TWO villagers, who survived the vicious Vampire Gang Slaughter, in the small village of Plasma, late last night. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5517 I used to be a MAGA man but I’ve evolved. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5518 Does this train go to Cavetown? 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5519 I’ve been headhunted to modernise the GOP 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5520 What kind of hammer is that? 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5521 Where I work, there's NO dress code. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5522 Let me guess. Charlie? #sorryimfromboston 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5523 What's your club? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5524 Gotta work that overtime, man. Cave prices are astronomical in the East Village. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5525 The East Side? I thought when they said this was the Shuttle, I would be going to the Space Station. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5526 It's nice to be magically zapped to your century, but this slow, jerky trip on what you call the subway makes me think that, after all, maybe you guys SHOULD re-invent the wheel." 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5527 No, there is no way I'm switching places with you. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5528 Minimalism does mess with your hairline, but it's a party all day long! 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5529 True, the times are rapidly changing, but don’t you wish we could Make America Great Again? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5530 Я свободен, словно птица в небесах! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5531 Back in my day, traveling like this would have only run you about three good rocks. It's a shame what this economy has come to. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
5532 How do I frequent my club to meet women? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5533 Since the election took us back to the Stone Age, I thought this was the right look. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5534 I'm a prepper. Wouldn't you like to be a prepper too? 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
5535 The nightclubbing scene here just used to be so vibrant." 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5536 You said we ride at dawn. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5537 I was stuck at 34th Street for 11,000 years. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5538 Other days we can work from cave. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5539 A city person on their way to gentrify the countryside and inflate the prices of everything, while the country person (viewed as a caveman by the city person) wonders why these assholes like real towns made into cartoon imitations of what they were 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5540 IP GISSA GULL 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5541 I need a good haberdasher. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5542 It's called an interest only loan... great for first time buyers... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5543 The paleo diet changed my life. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5544 Sure, it's cosplay but we'll have nice pork tenderloins with mustard sauce for dinner! How' bout you? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5545 Let's agree to disagree. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5546 This set really keeps me safe from many thugs in subway. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5547 And if it hadn’t been for the price if parking, I would have never found my inner-Neanderthal. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5548 I don’t know, I still think the zoom meetings are easier, you know 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5549 I read the hunter gatherer lifestyle leads to higher productivity 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5550 Calling your hangout a ‘man cave’ is so archaic 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5551 how many stops til the next cave? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5552 Man, the delays on the F are brutal. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5553 Dude, how’d you get all that orange hair to stay in place. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5554 I dunno. Paleo diet,maybe. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5555 A necktie, an attaché case...but sure, I'm the caveman. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5556 ….Well, the commute took less time. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5557 Corporations just use you. I invented the wheel and where did that get me? 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5558 You’ll never make partner. Let out your inner caveman. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5559 My approach to this job interview is to be overtly obnoxious 1.1039 0.04744 77 72 2 3
5560 I remember a time before the subway had ads everywhere. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5561 The Gig economy has been good to me, and the government still thinks I'm unemployed. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5562 My qualifications are laid out in my parietal art portfolio above. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5563 I’ve got to reinvent the wheel! G train is so unreliable. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5564 You're on the wrong train. I'm running from the past, heading towards the future 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5565 Unfortunately, I am your Ghost of Christmas Future. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5566 I was downscaled, not downsized. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5567 No, I haven’t tried inventing a job. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5568 Yabba dabba don’t talk to me. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
5569 I am a caveman on the subway. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5570 Maybe I should mind my own business, but I'm pretty sure they said 'dressy casual' for the interview -- no tie. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5571 "Trade ya." 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5572 It's a part-time gig. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5573 so if i shaved and wore your outfit i could be a lawyer too? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5574 Costume party. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5575 My wife gets upset with me for drawing stick figures on the walls, but work has been OK ever since HR realized that age discrimination laws cover the Stone Age. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5576 Neither of us are correctly dressed to go to the office. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5577 Is that your weapon of choice? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5578 And would that leather case in your lap be used for hunting or gathering? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5579 Showtime folks! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5580 Need to get more supplies for my man cave. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5581 Me so late. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5582 It’s always awkward your first time running into someone from the meetings. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5583 I've been Zooming in from the Neolithic for the past couple years. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5584 Barney, what’s with the business suit? Halloween is long gone! 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5585 Sigh. I’m going to miss being a tele-commuting hunter/gatherer. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5586 Nice to meet you, I'm Fred & my wife is Wilma. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5587 Bed-Sty ? I thought it was the express to Bedrock ! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5588 You know, I used to walk to work. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5589 I have an interview at Google. Do you think I'm overdressed? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5590 I know I should be maxing out IRA match contributions, but I like that extra cash in my pocket now. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5591 I admire your commitment, but I think you're taking this whole 'paleo' thing too far. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5592 No, neither of us have necks. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5593 Yeah, I know. But I’ve never been into all those new fangled things. 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
5594 I'm not an archaeologist. You don't have an 'office'. Let's get coffee anyway. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5595 Couldn't take one more day the Museum of Natural History. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5596 Ya wanna Yabba Dabba Do time? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5597 Sitting in first class on the subway; I will never understand people's behavior while travelling. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5598 With your two billion dollars lottery you'll need a financial plan and a good will! 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5599 Didn't you ever see "Night at the Museum? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5600 I feel like I'm reinventing the wheel with this company. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5601 No, I'm C.E.O. of 1st Fed., I leave my suit is the office so no one will rob me on the way home! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5602 So, you’re sure this isn’t National Fancy Dress Day? 1.1013 0.04627 79 74 2 3
5603 Name is Charlie . . . Let me tell you a story. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5604 I make my own hours,wear what I want and my work equipment cost nothing,who 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5605 Hope you have a yabba dabba day! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5606 Just goes to prove you can weaponize anything. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5607 I really miss working from home. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5608 Are you telling me those working groups on Innovation and Technology are still a thing? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5609 Which stop is for the rock quarry? 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5610 I’m a democrat. Do you want to say another thing? 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5611 Me get job in Wall Street, me make bank, bro. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5612 Explain pivots table on more time. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5613 Yeah, it's a sabertooth tiger eat sabertooth tiger world out there. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5614 So, what do Homo Sapiens hunt? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5615 Remove our period clothes and tools and we are alike. Except for the hair of course. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5616 The diet worked so well for me, I thought I'd give the whole paleo experience a bash. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5617 Hum... How long ave you been working from home?... 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5618 It's showtime. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5619 Going to work? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5620 So it sounds like we’re both on the same page then…? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5621 So, are you taking in that box a little something to the cave for your family dinner? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5622 I gave up the rat race for an alternate lifestyle, but couldn't bring myself to give up my rent-controlled NY apartment! 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5623 Kubrick was right. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5624 You must be going to the end of the line 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5625 You look like a caveman who knows where he's going -- which stop to the museum of natural history? I've got questions that need answers. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
5626 Please don't tell me you're the end result of all my hard work in evaluation. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5627 Wilma and Betty insist on the Times Square Bed Rock Cafe for dinner, but - no shirt, no shoes...no service. The machete is fine." 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5628 On the contrary, you’re the one who looks out of place here. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5629 Christmas season can't start if Halloween season doesn't stop 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5630 And how did you get into cosplay? 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5631 Respect my Second Amendment Rights, Pal. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
5632 I'm in construction. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
5633 Yabbadabbadon't. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
5634 I've got the rock. We can play a game if you have paper and scissors. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5635 I have to say putting the grindstone to someone else’s nose works better for me. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5636 Actually, I'm an actor on the reboot of the Flintsones. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5637 Teddy was so right. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5638 Yeah, it's the best way to get to where you hunt and gather. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5639 So, how's business? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5640 I was told there'd be bone broth. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5641 You think your daily commute is hard... Try time traveling across 100,000 years. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5642 It's a jungle out there. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5643 This train to the Troggs’ concert? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5644 I asked for a redo and they told me to start from the beginning. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5645 If you have axe like Og, can man spread too. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5646 I was trying to get away from the eat-what-you-kill model. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5647 So a derivative trade would give you the option to buy a certain number of berries for a set number of animal skins. If it’s a bad year for berries, in 5 cycles of the moon you could be knee deep in sparkly rocks. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5648 Attention passengers, unfortunately we are experiencing delays of minus 2 million years 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5649 Don't forget to fill out the survey after your Ancestry.com virtual reality experience. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
5650 Stick hit good? 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5651 Yeah, we're doing a sequel to Encino Man. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5652 Uhm, yeah, it’s a dog eat dog subway. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5653 Mr. Pelosi? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5654 I've just been thawed from an ice block, and now I'm headed to my cave meeting 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5655 Well the business community is more casual and perhaps more aggressive now. There's no room at our law frim, but I'm sure you will find a fit somewhere. Utah? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5656 I can’t wear black. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5657 It all began with the Paleo diet. Why do you ask? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5658 You should try the paleo diet, it'll change your life. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5659 EEeeeeee! EEEE??? 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
5660 You use a briefcase to kill the rats? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5661 I used to be in the corporate game, too, but now I'm freer and happier. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5662 So, strangers on a train and not a tit-for-tat. 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
5663 all the same differences 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
5664 So . What do you do for a living ? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5665 Name’s Ip. In town for George Booth’s funeral. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5666 Do you know Down by the old mill stream? 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
5667 What stop is the watering hole? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5668 Who would've thought, right? Me! Winner of a New Yorker cartoon caption competition! 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5669 What’s your favorite track off Taylor Swift’s Midnights? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5670 I was going for the Fred Flintstone look, do you like it? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5671 Which planet are you from?!!! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5672 Waxing. You? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5673 So you just thawed out huh? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5674 Maybe we should invest in a better light? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5675 your mother would be so proud 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
5676 I'm thinking of getting a divorce. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
5677 Off to work. Yep, it's a jungle out there. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5678 It's called Comic Con, Dave. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5679 I'm from the future that will be if you continue to switch from fossil fuel to what you call biomass and everyone else calls wood. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
5680 Fridays’ our casual day. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5681 Can you tell me where I get off for the dinosaurs? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5682 I'm on the caveman diet 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5683 Covid got me looking at everything more fundamentally 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5684 So then she just threw my club onto the front lawn and was like, ‘ Get out. I don’t want you here anymore.’ So now I don’t know where I’m gonna go. My brothers place, I guess. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5685 i dunno, something clever about the midterms 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5686 Twenty thousand years B.C. I’ll show you my birth certificate. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5687 I dug out this cave years ago. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5688 You know Will Menaker isn’t even Jewish? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5689 Did you forget it's dress-down Friday? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5690 This leather sweater is all that you are working for this entire life! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5691 Build on Your Strengths, Hire for Your Weaknesses. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5692 I'm tellin' you, Jack, it feels great to be back to basics. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5693 Women are made to be controlled. I miss those days when we would drag them by the hair and tell them what must be done. You should make laws to make them obey. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5694 You'd be better off if your first line is AUDIO. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5695 Your best bet is taking the Lexington Avenue Line south to Wall Street. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5696 You're wrong, paleo diets don't have side effects. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5697 Looks like you aren’t still working at home like most of us. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5698 Riding the subway has become so dangerous I had to ditch my suit and carry a club. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5699 Paleo Management Company 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
5700 So…how did we do? Are you happy? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5701 It yabba-dabba-do be like that sometimes. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5702 How did you know I’m into extreme paleo? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5703 I wish the Concord still flew. 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
5704 Yeah, we had a chieftain like Trump. That's why I carry a club and not a briefcase. You should try it. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5705 There's more than one way to move up the ladder. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5706 What can you kill with that thing you're holding? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5707 Oh, rats! I forgot my bow and arrow. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5708 I’m just getting ready for the post-apocalypse period 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
5709 I tried clubbing and rampaging from the cave for a while, but I missed my fellow Neanderthals. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5710 You’ve gone from an airline to a subway. You ain’t seen nothing yet! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5711 These floors get mighty sticky. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5712 Corporate ended Work from Cave. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5713 It’s not easy re-entering civilization. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5714 Don't worry. I only use it for defensive purposes or to kill wooly mammoths. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5715 I'm a bit lost. Do you know which train will take me back to the Stone Age? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5716 I can see the writing on the walls.... 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5717 I'm pointing right to it. Its Lars. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5718 Good morning, fellow hunter. Nice rat-smasher you got there. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5719 And you consider that evolved.....................?! 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5720 Thanks for the pep talk,dude,I thought my SCOTUS nomination was a long shot 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5721 Where’s your wife Pelosi? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5722 I’ll shadow you. 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
5723 “Rasafg awfawf.” What is he speaking—gibberish? Is this how far we have come in 2022?! 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5724 I couldn’t carry my drums with only two hands. Evolution sucks. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5725 You started this, why stop at 50 years? I'm turning the clock back all the way! 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5726 So, how's work? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5727 Will this get me straight to Brooklyn, or do I need to switch lines in FiDi? 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5728 Yeah, like I was saying these self determination theory classes at the college have really changed me.” “It’s like I am a different person now…oh, and by the way I can’t promise you anything between now and the next stop.” 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5729 Actually, our wild-ass transportation was more reliable. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5730 So a flat stone and floppy handle? How does that work? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5731 $420 a square foot and we call it re-gentrification, every techie’s dream. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5732 Do you know where I have to connect for the N(eanderthal) Line? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5733 First I invest in rock. Then I invest fire. Put all money fire. Big future fire. No sorry investment. Trust. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5734 This is not my usual train. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5735 Do you think train delays have gotten worse? 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5736 Yeah, I'm a method dieter. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5737 Recessions don’t worry me. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5738 Think you've had rough day; think again! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5739 Kids these days. Amirite? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5740 I've come to the city find a bride, the tribe needs more children. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5741 Man of the future. Guess which one… 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5742 You ever get so nervous you feel like throwing up? 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5743 You got antelope meat in there? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5744 I'm so not prepared for to return to the office. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5745 Election week got me caving in 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5746 Wanna do some hand printing? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5747 Can I draw on your expertise? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5748 Yeah, I don’t think I could ever go back after full-time Work from Cave 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5749 I’m pitching a reality series called Hunting and Gathering to Netflix. What are you up to? 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
5750 PER/BR y Uy yyyy I "May I swing your gavel, Yout Honor?" I 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5751 It works because it’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle.” —Ryan, 24, guerrilla marketer, paleo enthusiast, ex-boyfriend. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5752 They signed me up for reverse mentoring 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5753 I am literally looking for low hanging fruit. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5754 Oh, fuck! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5755 Let's hammer this out tomorrow. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5756 Must get off Before Times Square. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5757 Initially, the concept was farm-to-table. Then we realized that an authentic hunter-gatherer dining experience would be fresher and, creatively speaking, far more satisfying. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5758 Is this a local or an express? 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5759 10- 17:30 is nice. Couldn’t stand the rush every morning. The uniform’s a joke though. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
5760 I might be underdressed 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5761 You're also still wearing your Halloween costume. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5762 This election's going to set our country back 10,000 years. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5763 This new diet I'm on? An absolute miracle. I've got so much energy; I feel like I could run a marathon. I'm only not going to since ancient man wouldn't know anything about them. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5764 I don't play it, I am undercover. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5765 I'm having a little trouble getting back to civilization. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5766 Do you know which stop I get off for the Museum of Natural History? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5767 I’ve been enjoying the WFH Policy for the last 2.5 million years 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5768 My law is weightier 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5769 Will you be my Fred Friend Stone? Huh. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5770 Thank you. The handle is African Paduak and the handle is Camelian Agate. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5771 Call me Boomer all you like, but your mother won't have any of it 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5772 Things are that bad huh? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5773 I have an office club that would fit neatly in your briefcase. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5774 So, you think wearing a neck tie, suit jacket, and going into an office is out of fashion, try living in a cave and never shaving...and never mind the bare feet and stone axe...makes your brief case look almost trendy. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5775 Do you have a he, she, ve, xe, ze, zie, e, ou, ey, per, they, them, cave yet? What does your IT cave look like? 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5776 Wall Street is closed. Where the hell have you been? 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5777 I’m hungry. Where’s a Subway? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5778 How about a beer before we go home? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5779 Patenting the wheel took longer than I expected 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5780 So how heavy is this"old boys club" 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5781 Gonna be a long work day, huh? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5782 Doctor says it's about having high tea for years, so I'm back to coffee. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5783 Believe me when I say, this will be the look in six months. Bigger than bell bottoms!” 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5784 Danny Devito is, 'Captain Caveman: A Middle Age Man in a Modern World' 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5785 There is a lot of delay, I've been there for a while 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5786 Biden’s infrastructure bill has really made a difference. A spotless new subway, and no more sore feet. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5787 I call it the Whammer, and as soon as I get tribefunding, I want you to shop it around to the usual SPACs. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5788 So you're probably wondering why I have only eight toes? Pedolution! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5789 We have casual Friday instead of higher salaries. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5790 Your wife told me to tell you don't cheat on me ever again! 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5791 Everything seems so different,yet strangely enough, everything seems so very much the same..don’t you think ? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5792 Excuse me sir, do you know if the next stop is Penn Station is or Neolithic Era? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5793 Stop me if you've heard this before,but what did the caveman say to the businessman? 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
5794 You've got a really pretty mouth. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5795 So Mr Trump you want to trade what is in your box for my ax, but I can't look in the box. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5796 When beards came back, I knew it was time to ride the subway. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5797 You think your place is hole!?. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5798 I represent the authoritarian government you you wanted..What now?? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5799 So you're telling me that your 9 to 5, five days a week is more evolved than my all year-Hakuna Matata lifestyle? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5800 I'm switching to Mastodon. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5801 Work from home not so great for hunter-gatherer. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5802 It's just a little joke on my wife, even though she's the boss. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5803 Is your work more profitable? 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5804 I don’t mean to mansplain this to you but …. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5805 Wanna switch?? 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5806 Once the wheel was invented, the possibilities for means of travel were endless. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5807 We gotta go back to hand counting ballots. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5808 Have your heard of the paleo lifestyle? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5809 Can you play Freebird! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5810 I just reached that age that I either had to embrace the body cancel Pandora hair or start making back waxing appointments. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5811 I’m you from the future Donald 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5812 Today is Dress Down Day 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5813 I don't know about you, but it seems to take so much longer to get anywhere on the subways today! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5814 You must be carrying more than that. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5815 Have you given any thought to a life insurance policy ,sir? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5816 I didn't JUST go Paleo. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5817 Give me the mailing address of your cave. We have several options that might be a good match to your insurance needs. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5818 Yeah, it's Hard Rock. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5819 We’re not supposed to sit like that any more, they call it manspreading. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5820 So you’re saying my rock collection won’t get me through the next ice age? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5821 Are you thinking of enforcing the no shoes no service rule against me? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5822 Did we already pass the 81st street stop? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5823 I'm the drummer in a Hard Rock band 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
5824 Subway's not what it used to be. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5825 I’m just a caveman frightened by this giant flying worm that we are riding inside, but the transit authority should really attempt to address the crime problem affecting the subway these days… 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5826 I’m just trying to get my foot in the mouth of the cave. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5827 Something’s off about this deal… I feel it in my loin. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5828 Why are you gay?" 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5829 To entice employees to come back to the office, my firm said the commute is “so easy, a Caveman could do it.” I am here to prove them wrong. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5830 He said I'll show you the future. Are you the future? 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
5831 I'm headed back to the past in the B.C. years. I'd invite you, but you'd be laughed at because you're overdressed. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5832 Do you know anything about Maslow. There's no heat in my apartment. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5833 Yeah,You should totally come over, it's great, we can hang and just bro out...I call it my guy place. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5834 Wanna jam? 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5835 I came from the future to show you fashion can be comfortable and still quite flattering. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5836 No casual Fridays? No facial hair allowed? This is evolution? Sorry, this is my stop. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5837 You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5838 I'm a Stone Street broker, myself. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5839 This motherfucker 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5840 The A Train is the quickest way to Harlem. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5841 I got lost in the blue wave. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5842 Yeah, it’s called Rubulad, it’s p. tight 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5843 My paleo diet worked so well I figured... 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5844 Yes..it is my first ride on the Capitol Subway 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5845 Me Wander Thal 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5846 Are you sure, sir? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5847 You really need to loosen up, Sir. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5848 Take it from me, stop acting like a caveman. Be a more evolved human being. And wear a different color tie once in a while. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5849 I heard there was a bear down by a great Wall. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5850 I hate having to return to the office. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5851 Weable’s don’t wobble on the subway! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5852 Do you know some good caves around here? 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5853 Do you know of any single-bedroom caves available in this part of town? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5854 Most people don't understand why the art for Luann had to change but I think that Greg Evans did it so that he could more accurately render feet. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5855 My rides provided free meals and a blanket as gifts. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5856 It’s called the paleo diet, why do ask? 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5857 That last meeting about timesheets broke me. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5858 My crystalline ball yells to me that represent the future. If that is true, I would like to buy several shares of Microsoft. 1.0759 0.03936 79 75 2 2
5859 If we can just look past our differences we can agree that we 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5860 How many stops to the Capitole? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5861 It’s obvious you don’t live in Manhattan. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5862 I'm a product designer on the upcoming Wheel Pro. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5863 Could you build a wall for me? There are some illegal rabbits coming into my farm. 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5864 Don’t understand how Twitter could be more powerful than a club. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5865 Shall we settle this now - is the club mightier than the attache case? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5866 What do you mean I look like someone from the other party? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5867 Dude, rep ties are so 20th century. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5868 They promised me a series but never delivered. What can you do to engineer my comeback? 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5869 Why yes, I am from the prehistoric period - you are obviously from the pre-covid era!? 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5870 El-train faster than brontosaurus. 1.0737 0.03426 95 90 3 2
5871 IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S BEEN FOUR WEEKS SINCE YOU LAST SAW HOT Guy WITH VELVET TOILET PLUNGER ON THE 6 TRAIN. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5872 It's not what you bash with club, but who you bash with club. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5873 Where do you get off calling me deplorable? Clinton-Washington Avenues? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5874 *Staring contest intensifies* 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5875 Sure, clubbing is primal. But don't cave on my account. 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5876 You said we were doing a couple's costume 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5877 This time he really is going to drain the swamp. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5878 Reminiscing about your time in the old stone age? / Ready to relearn your hunting an gathering skills? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5879 ooga boog gunga bunga 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5880 When I left Wall street I trudged upstate and found a nice little cave with pure water and some terrific views of the Adirondacks. Today I have a meeting and trudging takes so long... 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5881 Yea, Paleo is REALLY working for me! 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5882 I think we just need to review your rock options before you smash the market. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5883 My club? I heard it's safe to ride the subway. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5884 Ballers don't do ties, Jack 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5885 My train was 3 million years late. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5886 I have lost weight, but I’m not sure if it’s the diet or running around for hours to catch a meal. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5887 I’m the Ghost of Workdays Past, and you clearly can’t be working if you aren’t going in to the office everyday. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5888 I'll take your briefcase in return for changing you back to a Neanderthal. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5889 Do you think acknowledging my inner self will be a put off? 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5890 I’m from the BP age, before pronouns. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5891 Korg lucky his employer pretty informal. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5892 Any chance you know what era we're in? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5893 Dang, I think I missed the Paleolithic stop. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5894 Where should I get off to find some hot babes> 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5895 Me work remote asynchronous. You? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5896 I found that the "Paleo Commute" is for the birds. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5897 Next time, we should probably meander. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5898 Just because you think you’re dressed for the occasion…! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5899 I guess it was a wild night because, this morning, I woke up in my man cave. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
5900 I got tired of the "Rat race", so now I'm joining the "Stone age". But it's still too far to walk to work. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5901 Is the next stop where I transfer to the BCE? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5902 In truth, I do believe our gigs were the best at The Cavern Club… 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5903 Do you know where caveman street it? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5904 Being a cog in a wheel sounds like important work for a great idea. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5905 I always miss my stop 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5906 and don’t let the bastards get you down. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5907 I lost my fantasy football league. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5908 I don't have Bill Clinton's security team so I took his advice and rolled back the clock 10,000 years. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5909 If you ask me, I think we have run out of ways to implement this charade. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5910 look me in my eyes 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5911 Well...first, I really adapted to the Paleo diet. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5912 so the one guy says "business business business" and the other says "oongalaboop oob ooh AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH" 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
5913 This club? It was given to me by my wife's brother-in-law, Fred. He wasn't having 'a gay old time' anymore. That's showbiz for ya. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5914 Am I on the A Train? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5915 When it comes to menspreading and voting I feel like we’re on the same page. 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
5916 I'm just only way home from a great Halloween party. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5917 I read that a "paleo" lifestyle is healthier. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5918 Reading Blackbird Spyplane changed my life. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5919 Do you know which stop I can get back to the museum? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5920 It's catharsis -- I'm a Democratic pollster. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5921 I'm doing family history. Could I borrow your internet device? Or I'll trade if you want. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5922 Personally, I won’t touch derivatives or cryptos with a 10-foot club. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5923 Excuse me, is the train to Prehistory Square -42nd street? 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5924 I break heads. You break bank heads. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5925 WFH has really degraded my office skills. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5926 I'm on my way to audition at the American Musical Dramatic Academy. Wish to join me? 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5927 Me Zog. Where you get skins cover whole body? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5928 Wait... am I afraid of you or are you afraid of me? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5929 wife we must feed 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
5930 Does this go towards the museum? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5931 It's a costume party. I'm the Paleo guy. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
5932 I don’t know mine so tell me what you thunk yours is 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5933 Hey, I just look the part . You're the one who's stuck in the high-rise cave, man. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5934 Maybe I should have bought that extended warranty on my mastadon. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5935 I'm the GOP solution to end crime on the subways. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5936 i believed in BLM helping my community but they needed multiple million dollar mansion so i will remain in the cave still 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5937 What do you mean consult my inner Russians? 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5938 Don't yabba dabba doo anything without my permission Dug, you really rocked the bed this time. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5939 So what brings ya on this trip? Business or pleasure? 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5940 Styles have changed but same old, same old!! 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5941 I'm always grumpy after the one hour Stone Age time change. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5942 You know, we used to have to power the train car with our feet 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
5943 Have you seen a real hairy woman who can't cook, gave up on appearance, not afraid of public humiliation and hates in-laws and men?" "Yeah, she's driving my kids to soccer 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5944 No social media in my cave. Good! 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
5945 the inner neanderthal in me wants to rip off all my clothes and show him that i shat in this briefcase, but i feel like i will never meet his standards :( 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
5946 Let others build a cave with their clay. I will build a castle with mine. – Og (Mandino) 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
5947 So, you said where's the closest laser clinic. 1.0233 0.01635 86 84 2 0
5948 Great-great grandfather, you finally came back with the milk! 1.0225 0.01580 89 87 2 0