Contest #826


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826

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “The patient has requested ‘Stayin’ Alive.'”
  2. “I'm detecting a beat.”
  3. “He’s going to need more drugs.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-11-06T20:42:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-11-20T20:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-11-14T20:43:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 21, 2022
Number of captions 6218
Number of responses 745717
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I love it when they wake up and ask what year this is. 1.7686 0.01751 1979 882 673 424
1 For patient comfort, we try to keep the room in the mid-seventies. 1.7507 0.01357 3542 1706 1013 823
2 I'm detecting a beat. 1.7303 0.01132 4431 2017 1592 822
3 I said we’re operating on a person “in their 70s”, not “in the 70s” 1.7045 0.01719 1983 960 649 374
4 Alexa, play Smooth Operator 1.7028 0.01643 2271 1134 678 459
5 Inform the patient’s family that he’s stayin’ alive. 1.6994 0.01944 1497 716 515 266
6 The patient also requested "I Will Survive." 1.6878 0.01865 1733 877 520 336
7 If this doesn't correct his rhythm, we'll try the paddles. 1.6830 0.01383 3142 1600 938 604
8 You said he needed a hip surgery. 1.6755 0.01777 1852 939 575 338
9 It all started last Saturday night with a fever. 1.6519 0.02653 813 423 250 140
10 You think he'd lay down and die? Oh no, not him, he will survive 1.6457 0.01773 1863 992 539 332
11 Apparently, he’s our one-millionth patient. 1.6416 0.01594 2232 1176 680 376
12 I've never treated Saturday Night Fever before. 1.6383 0.01976 1410 735 450 225
13 The patient has requested ‘Stayin’ Alive’. 1.6368 0.01564 2343 1251 692 400
14 We've never had a case of Saturday night fever before 1.6353 0.01853 1541 791 521 229
15 Looks to be a herniated disco. 1.6346 0.01506 2466 1304 759 403
16 Not what I pictured when they said he's in the seventies. 1.6314 0.01842 1598 836 515 247
17 It’s highly unorthodox, but the patient IS stayin’ alive. 1.6261 0.01846 1610 855 502 253
18 I said bigger probe, not strobe. 1.6242 0.01743 1831 982 555 294
19 Well, at least Disco isn't dead. 1.6204 0.01821 1678 906 503 269
20 He’s going to need more drugs. 1.6200 0.01393 3003 1662 820 521
21 His heart rate’s stuck in the 70s 1.6169 0.01544 2135 1109 735 291
22 I love when insurance approves the party package. 1.6130 0.02874 664 360 201 103
23 Looks like a bad case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.6082 0.01876 1460 773 486 201
24 We find it calms the patient to hear "Staying Alive" as they' re put under. 1.6081 0.01892 1503 814 464 225
25 Looks like we have a case of disco fever. 1.6062 0.01665 1770 920 627 223
26 At first he was afraid, he was petrified. He thought he'd lay down and die. I told him he will survive. 1.6062 0.02892 678 378 189 111
27 It was the patient’s request that we play “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.6044 0.01978 1365 741 423 201
28 It drops down once we have maxed his insurance 1.6000 0.02248 1090 605 316 169
29 Time of death: track five. 1.5999 0.01725 1912 1079 519 314
30 We'll be correcting the patient's two left feet. 1.5947 0.01725 1838 1026 531 281
31 Unfortunately, disco is not all that's dead. 1.5903 0.01818 1650 926 474 250
32 Why, he'll be up and dancing in no time. 1.5883 0.01714 2113 1270 443 400
33 You’re right, it does feel different than working from home 1.5871 0.02370 930 514 286 130
34 It's an extremely serious case of disco fever. 1.5796 0.01808 1527 837 495 195
35 Wow. I thought you said disc surgery,not disco surgery. 1.5781 0.01996 1313 737 393 183
36 It’s the only cure for Saturday Night Fever. 1.5772 0.01844 1471 810 473 188
37 His heart rate is in the 70s. 1.5767 0.01734 1878 1096 481 301
38 Evidently it's covered by Medicare. 1.5720 0.02040 1278 730 365 183
39 He has a slipped disco 1.5714 0.02065 1218 689 362 167
40 Another case of Saturday Night Fever? 1.5701 0.02106 1091 599 362 130
41 If we can bring disco back, we can bring him back. 1.5687 0.02163 1034 569 342 123
42 I just think 'the operating theater' should live up to its name. 1.5667 0.02141 1087 608 342 137
43 It keeps his heart rate in the 70s. 1.5621 0.01961 1505 909 346 250
44 No, he said he had a fever on Saturday night. That is not the same thing! 1.5615 0.02147 1179 692 312 175
45 Much better than the fog machine, don't you think? 1.5480 0.02228 989 567 302 120
46 It really does help with arythmia 1.5465 0.02265 957 550 291 116
47 He’s having a near-disco experience. 1.5464 0.02369 937 555 252 130
48 We can listen to ‘Y.M.C.A.’ if you promise not to do the arm movements. 1.5452 0.02328 941 551 267 123
49 Worst case of disco fever I’ve ever seen 1.5433 0.03233 473 274 141 58
50 Blood type: A.B.B.A. positive. 1.5416 0.02173 1178 721 276 181
51 Everybody now... Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.5364 0.02469 852 510 227 115
52 You said his fever started Saturday night? 1.5347 0.02331 995 608 242 145
53 I'm having second thoughts about us appearing on 'Surgery With the Stars.' 1.5337 0.02590 817 503 192 122
54 We find the sparkly lights encourages them away from the “other” light. 1.5326 0.02478 798 469 233 96
55 I said light anesthesia! 1.5306 0.02406 784 450 253 81
56 First time working the New Year shift? 1.5281 0.02423 871 525 232 114
57 I hate Throwback Thursday. 1.5279 0.02587 754 452 206 96
58 The ball comes down whenever the insurance doesn't cover the procedure. 1.5277 0.02610 758 459 198 101
59 He asked me to play "Stayin' Alive" during the surgery, and I just thought... 1.5262 0.02664 648 375 205 68
60 I don’t think playing “Staying alive” is quite doing the trick 1.5261 0.02619 747 452 197 98
61 Disc surgery? I thought you said disco surgery. 1.5232 0.02388 883 535 235 113
62 He also insisted we play “I will survive.” 1.5222 0.02491 877 550 197 130
63 Now this is the most severe case of Saturday Night Fever l have ever seen. 1.5208 0.02572 768 467 202 99
64 I promised he’d wake up feeling fifty years younger. 1.5165 0.02524 846 531 193 122
65 Studies show it improves the odds of ‘Stayin Alive’ 1.5151 0.02652 730 450 184 96
66 Any mistakes and we’re liable to get slapped with a leisure suit. 1.5129 0.02899 657 419 139 99
67 His heart rate is in the seventies. 1.5128 0.02385 858 520 236 102
68 I hate getting Operating Room 54. 1.5125 0.02723 720 453 165 102
69 I don't know about him, but I Will Survive. 1.5101 0.02776 641 392 171 78
70 I’m calling it. Disco is dead. 1.5101 0.02943 547 329 157 61
71 Now, count backwards from 1980. 1.5091 0.02558 766 472 198 96
72 We got all this federal money during Covid and really couldn't think of anything better to do with it. 1.5082 0.02796 610 369 172 69
73 A dance club rents this room on the weekends. 1.5067 0.02860 600 368 160 72
74 All signs point to Saturday Night Fever. 1.5066 0.02825 610 373 165 72
75 Looks like a case of Saturday night fever. 1.5044 0.02713 688 434 165 89
76 I thought this was DISC surgery. 1.5039 0.02781 645 400 165 80
77 He's ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.5008 0.02766 619 378 172 69
78 If we can revive disco, we can revive anything. 1.5000 0.02754 620 378 174 68
79 Their reactions when they wake up are priceless. 1.5000 0.02689 652 398 182 72
80 This is by far the most serious case of Saturday night fever we've ever seen. 1.4969 0.02847 638 406 147 85
81 Perhaps he really does have Saturday Night Fever. 1.4955 0.02900 561 345 154 62
82 I can't feel the beat. 1.4953 0.02640 632 379 193 60
83 Its a slipped disco. 1.4937 0.02775 636 398 162 76
84 Patient presents with a herniated disco. 1.4925 0.03043 534 336 133 65
85 I bet they don't have this in Canada. 1.4917 0.03013 541 340 136 65
86 This’ll get the heart pumping. 1.4916 0.02904 596 378 143 75
87 We’ll need to restrain him, because he keeps trying to get down.” 1.4914 0.02774 698 455 143 100
88 They said it's in keeping with our Stayin' Alive mission statement. 1.4903 0.03032 514 319 138 57
89 It lulls them back to a time when health insurance would cover this. 1.4891 0.03085 505 316 131 58
90 Should we go with "Stayin' Alive" or "I will survive"? 1.4890 0.02902 591 375 143 73
91 Nothing more painful than a slipped disc-o 1.4890 0.03099 499 312 130 57
92 No, I said I needed a ‘probe’ light” 1.4884 0.03068 559 363 119 77
93 Where’d we find a type ABBA donor? 1.4863 0.03087 547 355 118 74
94 Think we’ll finish before it drops? 1.4851 0.02881 503 301 160 42
95 Sure, but think how fun it'll be if he makes it. 1.4844 0.02990 512 317 142 53
96 It appears he is suffering from a Saturday Night Fever here… 1.4838 0.02997 525 329 138 58
97 The patient requested it to play "I Will Survive" 1.4834 0.03138 482 303 125 54
98 I feel like I’m in a bad New Yorker cartoon. 1.4823 0.03265 481 312 106 63
99 Call the CDC. Disco fever is highly contagious, and I’ve never seen a case this advanced before. 1.4819 0.03073 496 311 131 54
100 Sorry Doctor, I thought you said we were doing a disco affair, not a disc repair! 1.4814 0.03007 511 319 138 54
101 If the overall theme here is staying alive, I'm fine with this. 1.4800 0.02860 525 320 158 47
102 Nothing dies in this operating room. Including disco. 1.4797 0.03130 542 358 108 76
103 It’s a herniated disco. 1.4787 0.03066 539 350 120 69
104 If everything goes well, we'll hear a beat. 1.4784 0.02773 602 378 160 64
105 This is the first case of Disco Fever since the 70's. 1.4778 0.03177 496 321 113 62
106 I don’t think this is what the Electrophysiologist meant when he said “Keep his heart rate in the seventies.” 1.4775 0.03280 488 322 99 67
107 I don't feel a beat. 1.4767 0.02739 621 392 162 67
108 This is the worst case of disco fever we've ever treated. 1.4764 0.03048 571 379 112 80
109 Alexa, play “I will survive”, by Gloria Gaynor 1.4737 0.02937 551 352 137 62
110 HR did say they wanted to create a fun working environment 1.4732 0.03242 429 269 117 43
111 I appreciate the effort, but I still hate working on New Year’s Eve. 1.4725 0.03242 472 307 107 58
112 Do a little prep, make a little cut, get down tonight.. 1.4717 0.03000 600 404 109 87
113 Cause of death. Saturday night fever. 1.4695 0.02999 524 336 130 58
114 It's the only lighting that's covered by her health insurance 1.4693 0.03208 473 307 110 56
115 It comes with his Medicare Advantage plan. 1.4690 0.03289 452 294 104 54
116 So ‘herniated disco’ was a typo? 1.4688 0.03281 448 290 106 52
117 Now we can tack on a cover charge. 1.4654 0.03271 492 331 93 68
118 I told you to prep for disc surgery 1.4653 0.03155 475 310 111 54
119 You did tell him he’d be up and dancing in no time” 1.4649 0.02908 499 310 146 43
120 Alexa, stop playing "Staying Alive." 1.4643 0.03161 504 334 106 64
121 Now we’re ready to do some hip surgery. 1.4642 0.03071 545 364 109 72
122 Let's bring them both back. 1.4641 0.03230 474 312 104 58
123 It's part of the new "Stayin' Alive" protocol. 1.4641 0.03165 487 319 110 58
124 Well,because staying alive is a theme here. 1.4640 0.03360 431 282 98 51
125 Turn him over, he's suffering from a slipped disco. 1.4627 0.03069 456 286 129 41
126 Let’s not drop the ball on this one. 1.4619 0.03236 459 300 106 53
127 I think we have a beat. 1.4618 0.02733 628 407 152 69
128 We’re picking up an irregular beat... 1.4617 0.03403 418 274 95 49
129 The lights and music don't rattle me as much as the two-drink minimum to get in here. 1.4617 0.03392 444 297 89 58
130 It's the latest in stroboscopic surgery. 1.4610 0.03352 397 253 105 39
131 This procedure might look rather unusual, but that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it... 1.4594 0.03260 468 311 99 58
132 His fever has progressed to the Saturday night variant. 1.4592 0.03477 392 256 92 44
133 When all else fails we throw on Stayin' Alive as the last resort. 1.4586 0.03191 447 288 113 46
134 I thought we all agreed on Metal Mondays 1.4582 0.03394 371 234 104 33
135 He doesn’t have much time. Let’s hustle. 1.4572 0.03499 374 242 93 39
136 It’s part of our new marketing theme: “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.4570 0.03678 302 188 90 24
137 I still don't understand how he swallowed it. 1.4560 0.03535 386 255 86 45
138 You are the lancing queen… 1.4558 0.03587 373 246 84 43
139 His insurance determined our surgical lights were medically unnecessary. This was half price on Amazon. 1.4556 0.03293 428 279 103 46
140 Ahhh!,Ahhh!,Ahhh! Stayin' Alive!!! 1.4550 0.03410 422 281 90 51
141 If he still has arrhythmia after this then I'm all out of ideas. 1.4545 0.03487 407 272 85 50
142 Gentlemen? I propose we change our diagnosis to Saturday Night Fever. Agreed? 1.4543 0.03251 394 248 113 33
143 Alexa, please play Staying Alive by The Bee Gees 1.4524 0.03143 462 301 113 48
144 At least he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive! 1.4523 0.03215 451 296 106 49
145 It’s a serious case… herniated disco. 1.4518 0.03172 425 271 116 38
146 I need a syncopated bass line, stat. 1.4513 0.03353 390 251 102 37
147 All set Doctor, now show us your moves. 1.4501 0.03619 351 230 84 37
148 Wait 'til the organ kicks in! 1.4495 0.03360 416 277 92 47
149 I just thought we were taking our jobs too seriously. 1.4495 0.03400 376 242 99 35
150 Looks like we better hustle. 1.4493 0.03008 503 329 122 52
151 The patient is a 42-year-old male who is now ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.4491 0.03331 403 262 101 40
152 The patient requested “Stayin Alive” and I just thought we could go the extra mile. 1.4489 0.03262 421 274 105 42
153 His Disco Fever was more contagious than I thought. 1.4476 0.03437 420 284 84 52
154 We’re losing him. His blood pressure is in the 70’s. 1.4459 0.03645 370 250 75 45
155 The patient insisted on "Stayin' Alive." 1.4456 0.03156 496 336 99 61
156 We couldn’t save the leg but I think he’ll really like this. 1.4454 0.03663 339 223 81 35
157 This will be a two-step procedure. 1.4451 0.03703 337 223 78 36
158 Well, it seems to be working. He is staying alive - staying alive. 1.4451 0.03075 519 351 105 63
159 What a way to go-go. 1.4442 0.03327 430 288 93 49
160 Yes, I did my surgical training in Vegas. How did you know? 1.4429 0.03508 350 227 91 32
161 I wasn’t aware that we had a case of Saturday Night Fever in the hospital! 1.4427 0.03164 445 294 106 45
162 You won't believe what we can charge insurance for this. 1.4420 0.03352 405 268 95 42
163 We can't explain it, but since we've added it, we find more patients are stayin alive, stayin alive. 1.4398 0.03239 457 309 95 53
164 Thus is the worst case of disco fever I’ve ever seen. 1.4394 0.03492 371 246 87 38
165 I just got bored with Bach. 1.4392 0.03652 337 223 80 34
166 He requested "Stayin' Alive." 1.4388 0.02925 531 355 120 56
167 Obviously, the patient is suffering from Saturday Night Fever. 1.4388 0.03374 392 259 94 39
168 We better hustle. 1.4386 0.03221 440 293 101 46
169 I asked for a different anesthetic, not a different aesthetic. 1.4382 0.03904 340 237 57 46
170 It's showtime! 1.4382 0.03464 356 232 92 32
171 He's got Saturday night fever. 1.4382 0.03607 372 253 75 44
172 Well, looks like this may be your Last Dance after all. 1.4381 0.03674 315 205 82 28
173 We will revive. 1.4371 0.03625 334 220 82 32
174 The infrastructure in this hospital hasn't been updated since the '70s! 1.4355 0.03393 349 224 98 27
175 Kind of feel like we should wake him up for this. 1.4355 0.03960 310 212 61 37
176 Alright guys, let's get the party started! 1.4340 0.03546 341 224 86 31
177 It's only in bad taste if the patient dies. 1.4337 0.03762 332 225 70 37
178 He’s being treated for Disco Fever. 1.4337 0.03313 392 258 98 36
179 OK, it's official. He will survive. 1.4331 0.03756 344 236 67 41
180 Scalpel please. Non-reflective. 1.4324 0.03825 333 229 64 40
181 Could it be a case of Saturday Night Fever? 1.4324 0.03537 370 250 80 40
182 This is the worst case of Saturday Night Fever I've ever seen. 1.4320 0.03369 419 286 85 48
183 See this makes the work place more cheerful….. time of death 2:45. 1.4317 0.03859 315 214 66 35
184 Now let's see if we can get a beat going. 1.4315 0.03407 343 221 96 26
185 How many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1.4314 0.03897 299 201 67 31
186 What a coincidence! “Staying Alive” is what the patient wanted too! 1.4312 0.03474 385 261 82 42
187 The dance fever definitely complicates this procedure. 1.4310 0.03677 297 192 82 23
188 Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay'n alive, stay'n alive. . . 1.4306 0.03410 360 236 93 31
189 I thought we had the room til 10 1.4304 0.03689 316 209 78 29
190 Alexa, play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ 1.4299 0.03694 328 220 75 33
191 We’re throwing him a going away party. 1.4298 0.03436 356 234 91 31
192 I can't operate until the DJ arrives. 1.4286 0.03470 364 243 86 35
193 I said disk surgery, not disco surgery. 1.4281 0.03875 313 214 64 35
194 Do a little dance, make a little incision, get down tonight. 1.4274 0.03528 365 247 80 38
195 But if they sign a DNR, we dim the lights and play Brahms. 1.4259 0.03965 317 222 55 40
196 I want his subconscious to remember how much fun this was. 1.4252 0.03603 294 189 85 20
197 I told them this was DISC surgery. 1.4251 0.03443 374 252 85 37
198 Tomorrow the room is booked for a bar mitzvah 1.4246 0.03665 325 218 76 31
199 It's New Years Eve folks. Let's finish up before the ball drops. 1.4231 0.03991 286 195 61 30
200 ‘Disco’s not the only thing that’s dead in this room.’ 1.4231 0.03881 312 215 62 35
201 If Oz can be a politician, I can be a dancer. 1.4228 0.03697 324 222 70 32
202 It's disco theme day and our operating song for this morning is "Stayin Alive". 1.4219 0.03844 301 204 67 30
203 It was either this or a lava lamp. 1.4217 0.03736 313 211 72 30
204 Is the anesthesia kicking in for you as well? 1.4212 0.03698 311 208 75 28
205 You’re right, it is kind of distracting. 1.4211 0.03700 304 202 76 26
206 Here he is. The last victim of the disco inferno. 1.4206 0.03665 340 233 71 36
207 You're bringing patients AND disco back from the dead? 1.4195 0.03654 329 223 74 32
208 The patient requested Stayin’ Alive, but this is a little much. 1.4188 0.03393 351 232 91 28
209 I swear to god, if someone plays, Stayin' Alive one more time... 1.4187 0.03605 332 224 77 31
210 You're probably too young to remember the 1977 outbreak of Saturday Night Fever. 1.4182 0.03771 318 218 67 33
211 I've never seen this bad a case of Saturday night fever. 1.4177 0.03661 328 223 73 32
212 I've heard about a light at the end of the tunnel but this is ridiculous. 1.4175 0.03712 309 208 73 28
213 Alexa, play “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees. 1.4172 0.04027 302 213 52 37
214 Trust me - it's the only known treatment for disco fever. 1.4169 0.03616 343 235 73 35
215 In my operating room, everybody is stayin' alive. 1.4164 0.03752 317 217 68 32
216 It'll increase his chances of stayin' alive. 1.4164 0.03832 305 209 65 31
217 I get it, stayin' alive, stayin' alive." 1.4161 0.03731 310 210 71 29
218 May I cut in? 1.4154 0.03553 325 220 77 28
219 Beep,beep,beep,beep,stayin’ alive. Stayin’ alive. 1.4151 0.03297 383 257 93 33
220 He's 'Stayin' Alive'. We get it. 1.4138 0.03826 261 171 72 18
221 I always like getting Operating Room 54. 1.4136 0.03559 324 217 80 27
222 Nurse, turn off 'Another One Bites the Dust' and put on 'Stayin' Alive'. 1.4136 0.04040 295 208 52 35
223 Sigh. We've been losing a surprising number of patients to Saturday Night Fever. 1.4135 0.03684 312 211 73 28
224 It's an outbreak of the heebie-Bee Gees. 1.4134 0.03920 283 193 63 27
225 You better assist on this one. I have two left feet. 1.4131 0.03806 259 169 73 17
226 It's great, but now we have to finish before it drops at midnight." 1.4130 0.03925 276 187 64 25
227 We better close him up now before the ball drops 1.4125 0.03761 303 206 69 28
228 It's the only way to treat Saturday night fever. 1.4121 0.03891 313 220 57 36
229 In case he wakes up, I want him to think he's a dancing queen. 1.4119 0.03660 318 216 73 29
230 Either way, he'll think he's in heaven. 1.4100 0.04119 261 180 55 26
231 This wasn’t the light anesthetic I had in mind. 1.4100 0.03898 261 174 67 20
232 Doctor, you've got 12 1/2 minutes before it drops 1.4095 0.03738 315 220 63 32
233 It's rare that you see the soul leave the body like this. 1.4094 0.03237 425 294 88 43
234 We need to finish this surgery before the ball drops. 1.4088 0.03975 274 188 60 26
235 Oh-oh, It's the last dance. 1.4086 0.03717 301 204 71 26
236 Bill in purchasing is…new. 1.4085 0.03776 284 191 70 23
237 Finally, a little ambience. 1.4080 0.03935 250 166 66 18
238 Only the swankiest surgeons get past the velvet rope and into Surgery54. 1.4077 0.03748 287 193 71 23
239 Patient requested ‘Staying Alive’” 1.4070 0.03694 344 243 62 39
240 He seems to be running a Saturday Night Fever. 1.4060 0.04024 266 183 58 25
241 We charged it to his bill as a 'mood enhancer'. 1.4058 0.03782 276 185 70 21
242 I think we booked the wrong theater. 1.4054 0.03789 296 203 66 27
243 Well,I think playing 'Staying Alive' would be appropriate. 1.4052 0.03870 306 215 58 33
244 Hey, Doc. I think he has a herniated disco. Ha, never stops being funny! 1.4051 0.03483 311 206 84 21
245 What now? The anesthesiologist was turned away by the bouncer." 1.4051 0.03870 274 186 65 23
246 Nothing is more painful than a slipped disco. 1.4049 0.03903 284 196 61 27
247 Unfortunately, despite their best efforts, disco was dead. 1.4048 0.03776 294 201 67 26
248 It reminds me of anatomy class, disco here, datgo there. 1.4045 0.04381 267 195 36 36
249 Ah yes, this is why I always book Operating Room 54. 1.4031 0.04037 258 177 58 23
250 According to Gloria Gaynor, he will survive. 1.4027 0.03935 293 206 56 31
251 Let's get this bloody party started.” 1.4026 0.03903 308 219 54 35
252 We need to stop renting out the space for high school reunions 1.4024 0.04306 251 178 45 28
253 The new head of surgery insisted. He said, ‘That’s the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it.’ 1.4021 0.03898 281 194 61 26
254 I agree. It is a big improvement over that light at the end of a dark tunnel thing. 1.4020 0.04003 306 221 47 38
255 Stayin’ Alive? I asked for Lady Marmalade! 1.4016 0.04140 249 172 54 23
256 His fever started Saturday Night. 1.4015 0.04191 269 192 46 31
257 Okay, let's try it again from the top, but with more spirit on the 'stayin' alive' bit this time. 1.4007 0.03687 282 191 70 21
258 Oh oh oh oh…..stayin’ alive… 1.4007 0.03742 287 195 69 23
259 We only use this if there's a risk of Saturday night fever. 1.4000 0.03971 280 196 56 28
260 The lab results aren’t back yet, but I suspect Saturday Night Fever. 1.4000 0.03642 335 235 66 34
261 I thought the chart said Herniated Disco surgery today" 1.4000 0.03701 295 201 70 24
262 From ambulance to ambience--we do it all. 1.4000 0.04204 250 175 50 25
263 Play, "Smooth Operator" again, Siri. 1.3986 0.04012 276 194 54 28
264 Worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever. 1.3982 0.03704 339 242 59 38
265 Patient is in his early seventies. 1.3978 0.03914 279 194 59 26
266 Nurse, I'm going to need a rayon shirt and a pair of triple knit slacks. 1.3969 0.03761 262 175 70 17
267 '' Could we hear Stayin Alive a few more times" 1.3965 0.03723 285 194 69 22
268 Nothing like doing an operation on New Years eve 1.3963 0.03684 270 180 73 17
269 It was the patient’s request. Something about stayin’ alive. 1.3962 0.04008 260 180 57 23
270 Well, it is Saturday night, and he is running a fever. 1.3956 0.03940 273 190 58 25
271 All I'm saying is at least three of us are having fun during this colonoscopy. 1.3953 0.03899 296 210 55 31
272 Looks like we're gonna have to Hustle 1.3949 0.03975 276 194 55 27
273 If he doesn’t make it, it’s not going to reflect well on any of us. 1.3941 0.03991 236 159 61 16
274 I forgot how fun operating room 54 is. 1.3939 0.04209 264 190 44 30
275 Well, He's still Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive. 1.3938 0.03980 259 179 58 22
276 I always like to end with "Stairway to Heaven," just in case. 1.3932 0.04236 234 163 50 21
277 He also wants us to play "I Will Survive" during surgery. 1.3931 0.03986 290 208 50 32
278 This should get his heart beating. 1.3927 0.03814 275 189 64 22
279 Great, but let's get the heart into him, and then we can celebrate. 1.3921 0.04001 227 152 61 14
280 It must be a slipped disco. 1.3920 0.04346 250 181 40 29
281 Well, this certainly sheds new light on a standard procedure. 1.3916 0.03934 263 182 59 22
282 Time of death: 1972, apparently. 1.3911 0.04021 248 171 57 20
283 He was the life of the party. 1.3898 0.03873 254 173 63 18
284 In hindsight we should not all have tried the anesthesia. 1.3896 0.04282 249 179 43 27
285 This way we can add a cover charge. 1.3891 0.04363 221 155 46 20
286 Are you sure "Staying Alive" is the right music right now? 1.3891 0.04072 257 181 52 24
287 So that is what that switch does 1.3883 0.03687 309 217 64 28
288 Nothing in his chart mentioned disco fever. 1.3881 0.03899 286 203 55 28
289 Looks like a slipped disco. 1.3878 0.04134 245 172 51 22
290 I think he's got disco fever. 1.3877 0.04323 227 160 46 21
291 The anaesthesiologist used to be a DJ. 1.3872 0.04085 235 162 55 18
292 I only asked for a little more light in here… 1.3871 0.04418 217 153 44 20
293 The ambiance still feels off. Nurse, prep the smoke machine. 1.3868 0.04289 212 146 50 16
294 He’s a big hospital donor, just go with it. 1.3855 0.03875 275 193 58 24
295 His heart's stopped, but we've still got soul. 1.3853 0.04205 218 150 52 16
296 See, I believe death should be more of a celebration 1.3852 0.04061 244 170 54 20
297 It was his last dance … last dance. 1.3852 0.03848 244 165 64 15
298 I told him to prep the OR for a disc operation 1.3846 0.04225 247 177 45 25
299 This operating room always gives me the he be Bee Gees. 1.3843 0.03936 255 177 58 20
300 My professional diagnosis is a case of Saturday Night fever. 1.3841 0.03641 289 199 69 21
301 When I said we needed better lighting in here I guess I should have specified. 1.3840 0.03698 263 178 69 16
302 C'mon! It is Saturday night, and he does have a fever. 1.3835 0.04209 266 195 40 31
303 I told him he should party like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3832 0.03917 274 194 55 25
304 This could be his Last Dance 1.3831 0.03715 295 207 63 25
305 They said he has a herniated disco. 1.3830 0.04254 235 167 46 22
306 And that’s how we performed surgery in the ‘80s. 1.3827 0.04193 243 173 47 23
307 This is my first near dance experience. 1.3821 0.03720 280 194 65 21
308 If we can revive disco, I think we can revive anything. 1.3820 0.04148 233 163 51 19
309 They could have just given us the raise instead 1.3820 0.04236 233 165 47 21
310 It's mesmerizing, but I say we go back to anesthesia. 1.3815 0.03851 270 189 59 22
311 We're still waiting on the test results, but the doctor thinks it's probably Saturday Night Fever. 1.3808 0.03645 323 231 61 31
312 I’m not going to lose another patient to Disco Fever! 1.3808 0.03777 281 197 61 23
313 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Stayin' Alive! 1.3808 0.04116 239 168 51 20
314 I’m afraid he has Saturday Night Fever. 1.3806 0.03417 360 256 71 33
315 Disco, is dead. We tried but it was too late. 1.3802 0.04324 242 176 40 26
316 Alright then, Let's operate like it's 1999. 1.3801 0.04058 221 151 56 14
317 What do you think the billing code for this is? 1.3801 0.04352 221 157 44 20
318 It was Dr Travolta's idea. 1.3798 0.04546 208 149 39 20
319 He’s got all his life to live. He’s got all his love to live. He will survive. 1.3791 0.04499 211 151 40 20
320 We'll have this patient up and dancing in no time. 1.3790 0.03925 219 147 61 11
321 He will survive. 1.3789 0.04267 227 161 46 20
322 It’s cutting edge technology in the fight against Dance Fever. 1.3789 0.04128 227 158 52 17
323 The arrhythmia's gonna get you. 1.3785 0.04091 251 179 49 23
324 Don't worry, his insurance covers this. 1.3784 0.04288 222 157 46 19
325 I knew he had disco fever. 1.3782 0.03562 349 253 60 36
326 This procedure is to correct a slipped disco. 1.3779 0.03967 262 186 53 23
327 Perhaps we can't rule out Disco Fever as the cause after all. 1.3778 0.03847 270 190 58 22
328 Because he's got a Night Fever, Night fever.. 1.3775 0.04282 204 141 49 14
329 He should be dancing, but he's barely staying alive. 1.3774 0.04170 257 187 43 27
330 DJ to OR 2 Stat 1.3774 0.04530 212 153 38 21
331 Okay, but no fog machine until we close him up. 1.3767 0.04285 215 151 47 17
332 I wanna dedicate this next incision to all the broken hearts out there… 1.3765 0.04097 247 176 49 22
333 He just can't boogie no more. 1.3761 0.04243 218 153 48 17
334 Hopefully this disco ball distracts from the fact my poorly drawn hands are incapable of performing surgery 1.3756 0.04614 197 141 38 18
335 Lets hurry before the ball drops and kills the patient. 1.3756 0.04264 197 135 50 12
336 And to think, I used to hate working New Year's Eve! 1.3750 0.04015 232 161 55 16
337 This will cure his Saturday night fever. 1.3750 0.04152 232 164 49 19
338 Patient's symptoms presented as Saturday Night Fever. 1.3745 0.04069 235 165 52 18
339 You think he’d crumble? You think he’d lay down and die? Oh, no, not he. He will survive. 1.3729 0.04229 236 170 44 22
340 Tell Joe in Maintenance we’re even. 1.3728 0.04060 228 159 53 16
341 Alexa,play Dancing Queen. 1.3725 0.04602 204 148 36 20
342 I thought it would help with his arrhythmia. 1.3720 0.04095 250 180 47 23
343 Could we change the song from Last Dance to Staying Alive 1.3714 0.04235 245 179 41 25
344 Hey, if we don’t spend this years budget, you know they’ll cut it next year! 1.3714 0.04135 210 145 52 13
345 The patient likes Staying Alive” 1.3714 0.04074 245 175 49 21
346 Before I sedated him, he kept trying to get down. 1.3710 0.04292 221 158 44 19
347 This reminds me: our next case is a slipped disco. 1.3707 0.04314 205 144 46 15
348 They don't call it operating room 54 for nothing. 1.3704 0.04313 216 154 44 18
349 Sometimes I wonder why we actually listen to the patient's wishes. 1.3702 0.04152 235 168 47 20
350 First ever surgical intervention for Saturday Night Fever. Patient reported to be Staying Alive. 1.3702 0.04365 235 173 37 25
351 Disco may be dead, but not this guy! 1.3702 0.04018 235 165 53 17
352 Now we get to bill them for aesthetics. 1.3697 0.04384 211 151 42 18
353 Turn the beat around, can-I-get-some suction! 1.3694 0.03820 268 193 53 22
354 Hand me the funky groove thing. 1.3694 0.04324 222 160 42 20
355 Play “Staying alive” I think it might help. 1.3690 0.03990 252 180 51 21
356 Another patient in his seventies. 1.3689 0.03913 244 171 56 17
357 It all began when he came down with a Saturday night fever. 1.3688 0.03717 263 183 63 17
358 If it works, it's medicine. 1.3684 0.04088 209 144 53 12
359 But this time, play 'Stayin' Alive' over the speakers instead of 'Another One Bites the Dust.' 1.3682 0.04469 239 180 30 29
360 I find playing disco hit "I Will Survive" puts my patience at ease. 1.3680 0.04017 231 162 53 16
361 Not the kind of beat we were hoping for. 1.3679 0.04315 212 151 44 17
362 OK, on three: stayin' alive, stayin' alive... 1.3678 0.03756 242 166 63 13
363 Experimental, yes, but promising. Patients are stayin' alive. 1.3674 0.04117 215 150 51 14
364 Another case of disco fever. 1.3673 0.04327 196 137 46 13
365 I’m okay with the ball, but I think playing “Staying Alive” on repeat is a bit much. 1.3667 0.04236 210 148 47 15
366 At least it’s minimally invasive 1.3667 0.04127 210 146 51 13
367 Dancing spleen, young and sweet, only seventeen… 1.3654 0.04263 208 147 46 15
368 This next song goes out to everyone with a broken heart. 1.3650 0.03684 274 193 62 19
369 It helps me turn the beat around. 1.3645 0.04162 203 141 50 12
370 It's disco fever. 1.3644 0.04000 247 177 50 20
371 Ha, ha, ha, ha, staying alive, staying alive. 1.3641 0.04643 184 132 37 15
372 This might make it hard to find the spotted liver 1.3641 0.04239 217 155 45 17
373 Playing 'Stayin Alive' on a loop really helps set the mood! 1.3636 0.04136 209 146 50 13
374 Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay un’ aliiiiiive. 1.3636 0.04467 198 142 40 16
375 Alexa, please stop playing ‘Last Dance.’ 1.3628 0.03662 328 243 51 34
376 Well, he made it to the New Year. 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
377 Failed TV Idea #267: Operating With The Stars 1.3624 0.04322 218 158 41 19
378 It's especially tricky operating on a man in his 70's 1.3624 0.04273 218 157 43 18
379 This is the new protocol for restless leg syndrome. 1.3622 0.04319 196 138 45 13
380 This is our last chance to cure his disco fever. 1.3615 0.04240 213 152 45 16
381 Dancing Spleen” 1.3614 0.04229 202 142 47 13
382 Yeah, they misunderstood when I asked which operating room was best equipped for disc surgery. 1.3611 0.04146 216 156 45 15
383 I hear his heart beat....and I feel like dancing. 1.3610 0.04186 205 144 48 13
384 The patient was diagnosed with dance fever. 1.3605 0.04208 233 170 42 21
385 This time the CPR crew went overboard with their "Staying Alive" routine... 1.3604 0.04478 197 142 39 16
386 I read his chart, he was diagnosed with Saturday night fever. 1.3603 0.04116 247 181 43 23
387 Is the goal not stayin’ alive? 1.3600 0.04429 200 144 40 16
388 Good thing I’m already on hallucinogens or I’d be really worried right now. 1.3596 0.04400 178 124 44 10
389 He won't be able to choose which light to go toward. 1.3595 0.04093 242 176 45 21
390 You're right - it was a herniated disco. 1.3594 0.04677 192 141 33 18
391 I wouldn't say my degree is from a party school but... 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
392 It sets a “Stayin’ Alive” theme, right? 1.3571 0.04370 196 140 42 14
393 At least disco’s not dead. 1.3571 0.04723 168 120 36 12
394 Even so, we still shouldn't be wearing roller skates. 1.3571 0.04278 224 164 40 20
395 And if he wakes up, we'll all start singing 'Staying Alive.' 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
396 Wow, this really IS a retro virus! 1.3568 0.04608 199 147 33 19
397 When he wakes up he'll think it's 1979. 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
398 We only use it when we're operating on herniated discos 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
399 We need a better balance between "having fun at work" and "having enough light to suture." 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
400 Okay, let's close this sucker up before they turn on the confetti machine. 1.3551 0.04369 214 157 38 19
401 Perfect ambiance for a vasectomy! 1.3548 0.04899 186 140 26 20
402 Who chose "Staying Alive"? 1.3542 0.04110 240 176 43 21
403 I think he might have Saturday Night Fever. 1.3541 0.04284 209 151 42 16
404 This is not what I meant when I asked for more light. 1.3538 0.04499 195 142 37 16
405 Let's hope this guy doesn't wind up as dead as disco. 1.3535 0.04352 215 158 38 19
406 His playlist is a loop of ‘Stayin’ Alive’ and ‘I Will Survive.’ 1.3534 0.04121 232 169 44 19
407 And why do you think think there is a leak in the anesthesia machine? 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
408 It's amazing what people swallow these days. 1.3532 0.04158 218 157 45 16
409 This first surgery is for all the lovers out there. 1.3529 0.04314 221 163 38 20
410 It's how we treat Saturday Night fever. 1.3527 0.04179 241 179 39 23
411 Maybe disco isn’t dead yet. 1.3527 0.04088 207 146 49 12
412 I said "prep the patient for DISC surgery"! 1.3526 0.04458 190 137 39 14
413 It seems this patient arranged for a feed of "Ah, ah, ah, ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive." 1.3521 0.04064 213 151 49 13
414 OR Room 54 has its perks 1.3516 0.03881 219 155 52 12
415 No, I said disco is dead. 1.3511 0.04091 188 130 50 8
416 It’s out of network, but it really sets a mood, doesn’t it? 1.3508 0.04313 191 136 43 12
417 Alright! This is my favourite part- everyone together- whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.3507 0.04355 211 155 38 18
418 I said keep him alive - not Stayin’ Alive! 1.3505 0.04569 194 143 34 17
419 Nice to see all those donations didn’t go to waste. 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
420 I call it ‘Surgery Night Fever’ 1.3503 0.04518 197 145 35 17
421 Okay, Mr. Clark, let's see. Just how deep is your love? 1.3502 0.04167 217 157 44 16
422 The lighting is ok. It's the roller skates that are tricky. 1.3500 0.04823 180 134 29 17
423 Just as we suspected, he has Disco Fever. 1.3500 0.04323 220 163 37 20
424 We've had an outbreak of Saturday Night Fever. 1.3492 0.03962 252 185 46 21
425 I thought "Staying Alive" was just for CPR. 1.3487 0.03996 238 173 47 18
426 No change in vital signs doctor! Should I spin it faster? 1.3480 0.04292 204 148 41 15
427 The operating theater was booked. 1.3478 0.04303 207 151 40 16
428 He's very committed to stayin' alive. 1.3476 0.04144 233 172 41 20
429 This may not help with his Saturday night fever 1.3476 0.04369 187 134 41 12
430 Look, if one of us gets the fever, that's one thing. If Mr. Yablonski here gets it, that's another. 1.3474 0.04322 190 136 42 12
431 Add $3500 for serenading disco bulb end of life care in hospital bill 1.3472 0.04461 193 141 37 15
432 Ummm, something other than 'Stayin' Alive' for our background music, please? 1.3469 0.04121 245 183 39 23
433 Stayin’ Alive, Duh! 1.3468 0.04045 222 160 47 15
434 That segue from ‘Stayin’ Alive’ to Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door’ was all wrong. 1.3467 0.04365 199 145 39 15
435 Alright count backwards from 5, 6, 7, 8... 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
436 Stayin’ Alive” is our mission statement 1.3465 0.04161 228 168 41 19
437 How else do you treat disco fever? 1.3464 0.04500 179 129 38 12
438 What we have here is a herniated disco. 1.3462 0.03686 286 210 53 23
439 At least he's stayin' alive. 1.3460 0.04080 211 151 47 13
440 I hate operating on Saturday nights 1.3455 0.04491 191 140 36 15
441 Dr. Oz swears by its Covid-killing efficacy. 1.3455 0.04552 191 141 34 16
442 He's in a better place now, with better music. 1.3454 0.04381 194 141 39 14
443 His files said "herniated disco." 1.3454 0.04257 194 139 43 12
444 Well, it certainly lightens the mood. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
445 You'll thank me when it glints off those surgical instruments you always leave inside. 1.3448 0.04358 203 149 38 16
446 Before we begin, let's remember our motto: Stayin' alive 1.3447 0.04201 206 149 43 14
447 All this technology, and the thing still won’t spin. 1.3441 0.04312 186 133 42 11
448 According to Wikipedia, a Louisville, Kentucky company known as Omega National Products claims to have made 90% of the disco balls used in the United States during the disco craze, and remains a supplier to this day. This guy, however, is dead. 1.3441 0.05226 186 148 12 26
449 Dr. Travolta installed it, and I just never got around to taking it down. 1.3439 0.04459 189 138 37 14
450 Provided that holds, Mr. Bodven is expected to make a full recovery. 1.3438 0.04437 160 112 41 7
451 This always happens when we play 'Stayin' Alive' during surgery. 1.3438 0.04089 192 135 48 9
452 It was more sanitary than the glitter. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
453 So much for Stayin alive. 1.3433 0.04328 201 147 39 15
454 Everybody requests 'Stayin' Alive'." 1.3430 0.03624 277 201 57 19
455 So far our patient is stayin' alive, stayin' alive." 1.3429 0.04142 210 152 44 14
456 Worst case of Saturday night fever I’ve ever treated. 1.3426 0.04115 216 157 44 15
457 "Ok, now let's crank up "I Will Survive." " 1.3425 0.04076 219 159 45 15
458 I wanted Mr. Travolta to feel comfortable. 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
459 his first symptom was Saturday night fever 1.3420 0.04630 193 145 30 18
460 Funky Town has some of the best Healthcare in the nation. 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
461 This hospital was fully remodeled in the '70s. 1.3412 0.04126 211 153 44 14
462 It’s not ideal for delicate surgical procedures, but on the other hand, he will survive, he will survive, hey, hey. 1.3408 0.04122 223 164 42 17
463 This is why I asked us all to wear rollerskates today. 1.3408 0.04274 179 127 43 9
464 This is not what I meant when I asked for better light. 1.3405 0.04520 185 136 35 14
465 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE VISITOR NO. 1.000.000 1.3404 0.04595 188 140 32 16
466 He insisted we play Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”. The disco ball was my idea. 1.3396 0.04164 212 155 42 15
467 Goodbye Party 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
468 That’s a 1970s defibrillator. It can turn the beat around. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
469 I suspect it's some sort of fever... 1.3394 0.04425 165 117 40 8
470 She ordered the largest breast implant size we got. Randy, go ahead and start lowering it in. 1.3386 0.04512 189 140 34 15
471 Did you forget to turn off the anesthesia again?” 1.3385 0.04400 192 141 37 14
472 stayin' alive, stayin' alive" Seriously 1.3385 0.04472 195 145 34 16
473 Loving the new "Stayin Alive" operating room. 1.3385 0.04472 195 145 34 16
474 Hopefully this will shut those insurance companies up about our cover charge. 1.3383 0.04489 201 151 32 18
475 I realize that he'll never know, but deep in my heart I find this to be quite disrespectful. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
476 What happened to the chandellier? 1.3372 0.04381 172 123 40 9
477 How did that fit in his... 1.3371 0.04553 175 128 35 12
478 I get the disco music Doctor, but the lights are a little distracting. 1.3371 0.04208 178 126 44 8
479 Things haven't been the same since John Travolta became the hospital's CEO. 1.3371 0.04638 178 132 32 14
480 And just like that, his groove is back. 1.3370 0.04235 181 129 43 9
481 During these surgeries we play "Stayin' Alive" 1.3369 0.04543 187 139 33 15
482 This should help the patient focus on Stayin' Alive. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
483 We need to wrap up. The club has the place evenings. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
484 We’re going to need more anesthesia. 1.3353 0.04861 170 128 27 15
485 Her heart rate has a disco beat. 1.3352 0.04531 176 129 35 12
486 Why? Because, nurse, confetti would be unsterile. 1.3352 0.04458 176 128 37 11
487 We'll need to remove his entire discography. 1.3352 0.04750 179 135 28 16
488 Give him 10ccs of Donna Summer, stat! 1.3352 0.04427 182 133 37 12
489 If playing 'I Will Survive' doesn't bring him around, I say we go ahead with the surgery. 1.3351 0.04058 188 133 47 8
490 No, I t’s not that kind of fever. 1.3350 0.04315 197 147 35 15
491 Cue up “Staying Alive” 1.3350 0.04168 203 148 42 13
492 This is the worst case of disco fever I have ever seen. 1.3333 0.04415 174 126 38 10
493 Ooh, I love Disco Operation Night. 1.3333 0.04634 162 118 34 10
494 It was Mr. Travolta's request. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
495 Well, funding for the 'John Travolta Surgical Center' did have some strings attached" 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
496 Yes, I think "Stayin' Alive WOULD be a good choice to hear. 1.3333 0.04706 174 130 30 14
497 All together now, “Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.” 1.3333 0.04845 174 132 26 16
498 There's nothing more we can do. He has Disco Fever. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
499 Ah,Ah,Ah,he's Stayin' Alive. 1.3333 0.04501 189 141 33 15
500 Distracting? You think? Wait till the DJ shows up. 1.3333 0.04954 162 122 26 14
501 Herniated disco 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
502 This is why we don’t let anesthesia pick the music. 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
503 Ah-ah-ah-ah, stayin' ali-i-ive! 1.3317 0.04359 205 154 34 17
504 Management said it costs less to operate than surgical lamps. 1.3317 0.04515 202 154 29 19
505 Disco never dies even when the patient does 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
506 Disco glitz therapy will hasten recovery of Mr. Travolta’s hip replacement. 1.3316 0.04355 190 140 37 13
507 It turns a colonoscopy into a festive occasion. 1.3315 0.04366 181 132 38 11
508 It is the only known procedure to cure Saturday night fever 1.3315 0.04639 181 136 30 15
509 I thought you said disk surgery. 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
510 ‘This feels absurd. Are we acting out a caption contest?’ 1.3314 0.04956 175 135 22 18
511 That's the last time we ask you to change a light bulb. 1.3314 0.04801 169 127 28 14
512 This isn't what I meant when I said we need more beats per minute 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
513 Welcome to O.R. 54. 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
514 Let's go with "Stayin' Alive." 1.3304 0.04108 230 173 38 19
515 This place hasn’t been updated since the ’70s. 1.3298 0.04141 191 138 43 10
516 That's why we call it theatre over here. 1.3298 0.04336 191 141 37 13
517 Disk surgery, not Disco surgery! 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
518 Hey Siri: play ‘Staying Alive’ for us 1.3298 0.04574 188 142 30 16
519 Patient presents with herniated disco in lower back.” 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
520 It is Saturday Night and he does has a fever. 1.3296 0.04176 179 128 43 8
521 "The previous experimental attempt resulted in the death of a patient. Let's not drop the ball on this one. 1.3295 0.04446 176 129 36 11
522 It was Elon Musk's idea. 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
523 Ohhh you meant keep the temperature in the 70s 1.3293 0.04609 167 123 33 11
524 He has chronic Saturday Night Fever. 1.3280 0.04553 189 143 30 16
525 I always like working on Saturday night. 1.3280 0.04478 186 139 33 14
526 I said colonoscopy, not discoscopy. 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
527 I just love this part...... "Ah,ha,ha,ha,stayin' alive,stayin' alive" 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
528 I've never seen Disco Fever this severe. 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
529 The after-party will be in Urology. 1.3278 0.04583 180 135 31 14
530 It helps the patient stay upbeat. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
531 And then I was like, what if we just patch up our EXISTING defibrillator, and the chief was like, well, okay, but then what are we gonna do with the grant money, and I was like... 1.3268 0.05314 153 119 18 16
532 He insisted. We’re supposed to be fixing his Achy Breaky Heart. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
533 If this doesn't work, we'll try science again. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
534 I thought it would make the room feel less sterile. 1.3267 0.04339 202 152 34 16
535 Alexa, play 'Stairway to Heaven' 1.3266 0.04385 199 150 33 16
536 We probably shouldn't have taken those shrooms right before surgery 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
537 This is not what I had in mind when I asked them to retrofit the OR. 1.3264 0.04605 144 103 35 6
538 His condition is complicated by disco fever. 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
539 Not another boomer in for a discoectomy. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
540 Stand back, he's got Disco Fever. 1.3260 0.04424 181 134 35 12
541 We only have the room for five more minutes then they need to finish decorating for the prom 1.3258 0.04751 178 136 26 16
542 Looks like we hit the deductible 1.3257 0.04671 175 132 29 14
543 Well...it's as good as a magic 8 ball for surgery technique. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
544 Not gonna lie, I'm a little distracted by that... 1.3247 0.04087 194 143 40 11
545 We tried our best, but now he's roller skating to the light. 1.3247 0.04695 194 151 23 20
546 Worst case of Saturday night fever I've ever seen. 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
547 Not sure what I think of this new protocol of playing "Staying Alive" during surgeries. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
548 He has hepatitis Bee Gee. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
549 This should help bring down his disco fever. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
550 When you said you booked an 'operating theater' I didn't expect Studio 54. 1.3240 0.04311 179 131 38 10
551 wait, insurance covers this but not the anesthesia? 1.3239 0.05433 142 110 18 14
552 Maybe that’s the light they all see at the end of the tunnel. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
553 ya think, they sent the wrong lamp? 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
554 I’m getting pretty tired of hearing “Staying Alive” every time I operate. 1.3228 0.05021 158 121 23 14
555 I still have my doubts that surgery is the best treatment for Saturday Night Fever. 1.3228 0.04480 189 143 31 15
556 Once I was afraid, I was petrified... 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
557 It's Saturday already? 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
558 His insurance has a ballroom experience clause. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
559 Ironically enough, Stayin' Alive was his favorite song. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
560 I found that it gets patients moving on their feet a lot sooner! 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
561 The patient seems to be spiking a Saturday Night Fever. 1.3214 0.04649 168 126 30 12
562 Disco's dead. So is the patient. 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
563 The special lighting is not covered under his insurance. 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
564 In med school they called me the dancing queen. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
565 Ah,ha,ha,ha,staying alive,staying alive. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
566 It channels the Grateful Dead,just in case 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
567 All together now: "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ..." 1.3208 0.04017 212 157 42 13
568 This was the only overhead light they had left. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
569 Surgery takes a Village, People. 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
570 I'm afraid that he has a Saturday night fever 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
571 It all started with Saturday Night fever 1.3196 0.03873 219 161 46 12
572 It's for only the most severe cases of Saturday Night Fever. 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
573 Now THAT puts the ‘theater’ back into “operating theater’’! 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
574 I don't think his HMO will cover this. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
575 Alexa, play Stayin’ Alive from Saturday Night Fever. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
576 In Orthopedics they called me Disc-go Doc 1.3188 0.04287 160 115 39 6
577 The anesthesia's wearing off. We need to hustle. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
578 Well, I suppose it’s a step up from the fluorescent lighting. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
579 Jackpot! The ‘out-of-network’ ball is flashing… 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
580 This will get the beat going again 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
581 Boaty McBoatface. 1.3172 0.04890 186 148 17 21
582 Ah, ah, ah, ah, keep him alive; keep him alive… 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
583 Pre-op said he was in his sixties not the sixties 1.3168 0.04529 161 119 33 9
584 It’s Saturday night and he has a fever. Our job is to keep him staying alive. 1.3166 0.04000 199 146 43 10
585 One time the string broke. 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
586 And they said Disco was dead! 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
587 I think we can panic now. 1.3165 0.05007 158 122 22 14
588 I thought we were supposed to do chest compressions to the beat of Stayin' Alive. 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
589 I know CPR is to the rhythm of “Staying Alive” but this is taking it too far 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
590 I don't think his insurance covers that. 1.3161 0.04375 174 129 35 10
591 There's an 80 percent chance he'll see his 70's. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
592 He checked in Saturday night with a fever. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
593 OK, so we're looking for something like this, only smaller. 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
594 The disco fever is really starting to spread. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
595 Well, he does have a beat you can dance to. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
596 That explains the cover charge but a two-drink minimum seems a bit much. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
597 Okay, let's get this party started. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
598 Congratulations! You have completed the 100th incident-free surgery! 1.3151 0.05302 146 114 18 14
599 It should vanish once we remove his groove thang. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
600 Everybody Dance Now! 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
601 Disco is on life support. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
602 It really helps the heartbeat. 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
603 I told you it was just a Saturday night fever…! 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
604 I told him there’d be side effects. 1.3133 0.04451 150 109 35 6
605 All set for the disco-nectomy. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
606 Thank god for alternative medicine. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
607 Stayin' Alive" gives me a goal. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
608 ?Woo woo woo woo. Staying Alive! Staying Alive!? 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
609 Welcome to another episode of ‘So You Think You Can Operate!’ 1.3129 0.04886 163 126 23 14
610 This is the worst case of Saturday Night Fever that I've ever seen. 1.3128 0.04174 195 146 37 12
611 Hey Alexa, play Stayin' Alive by Bee Gees 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
612 Ah,ah,ah,ah,stayin alive, stayin alive. 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
613 If Medicare covers it, why not? 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
614 Scalpel. Forceps. Mood music. Clamp. 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
615 Aren't you mildly concerned that he might contract disco fever? 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
616 Yep, my diagnosis was correct. He had a Saturday Night Fever. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
617 This new addition takes the term operating theatre to a whole new level. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
618 Then, when we play 'I Will Survive' it really lowers the patient's stress level. 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
619 Let’s give her the prom night she deserves. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
620 Now cue “Stayin’ Alive“ 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
621 What was wrong with just counting backwards from ten? 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
622 I said I need something for the herniated disc, not disco... 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
623 Alexa, what should we do now? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
624 He pulled through! 2023 is going to be his year! 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
625 It's the latest treatment for cardiac arrhythmia. 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
626 He asked to go all-in on Stayin' Alive. 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
627 It’s only supposed to come down after a successful c-section. 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
628 The disco ball is great, but I'm still getting used to the roller skates. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
629 He danced his heart out 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
630 This is certainly less disruptive than the confetti you brought last week. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
631 Nothing makes people want to stay alive more than disco. 1.3103 0.04511 174 132 30 12
632 We're supposed to be doing disk surgery, not disco surgery. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
633 It's a Disco Infusion! 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
634 I thought we'd play "Stayin' Alive" non-stop during our riskier surgeries. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
635 He’s got a bad case of Saturday night fever. This should help his stayin’ alive. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
636 At least if we have to do chest compressions we’ll have a beat. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
637 He has either the rockin' pneumonia or the boogy-woogy flu..." 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
638 Cue the Stayin’ Alive sound track! 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
639 Blame it on the Boogie. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
640 Where dis go? 1.3092 0.05381 152 122 13 17
641 It's standard lighting with a diagnosis of Saturday Night Fever. 1.3089 0.03955 191 140 43 8
642 It's more sanitary than glitter. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
643 He’s gone but disco is back! 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
644 Time of death, 1979. 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
645 He's fading fast...so let's hustle. 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
646 We're maximizing the hospital experience for greater client retention. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
647 Mind if I cut in? 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
648 This does shed a new light on his condition 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
649 Don’t tell me - supply chain? 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
650 No, the government paid for it. It’s called Medicare For Ball. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
651 Our patient may be a little too optimistic that he'll be able do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight. 1.3067 0.04793 163 126 24 13
652 It's just as I suspected. He has Disco Fever. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
653 Well... Let's get down to it. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
654 It's synched to the EKG. When it stops spinning, we have a problem. 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
655 When they said he likes to party, they were not kidding. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
656 We’ve got a code 54. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
657 OK, I’m in the mood now. Scalpel. 1.3060 0.04413 183 140 30 13
658 It appears to be an acute case of "Boogie Fever." 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
659 I love operating on Saturday night! 1.3054 0.04783 167 130 23 14
660 I say, we're ready to start this herniated disco surgery. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
661 I thought Medicare only paid for wind chimes. 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
662 It's a new treatment for Saturday Light Fever" 1.3046 0.04570 174 134 27 13
663 All right, closing time! 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
664 There's something about the word 'theater' they didn't get 1.3043 0.04392 184 141 30 13
665 I clearly said we will be doing a disk operation, not disco. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
666 We’ve got to open him back up. I JUST had the remote that makes it spin and now I can’t find it. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
667 I told HR we’d do some spinal “DISC” work today, not “disco.” 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
668 It's the treatment for Saturday night fever. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
669 I said let’s test for signs of stroke, not strobe! 1.3039 0.04372 181 138 31 12
670 Has he been screened for boogie fever? 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
671 At last - he will survive! 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
672 Certainly puts an different light on things, doesn’t it? 1.3036 0.04528 168 128 29 11
673 Looks like Saturday night fever. 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
674 To think we used to do this under fluorescent lights. 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
675 Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
676 Do you really think “Stayin’ Alive” is appropriate? 1.3032 0.04961 155 121 21 13
677 And yet they all say they saw a tunnel 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
678 I don’t think we should celebrate just yet. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
679 It's Saturday night. The patient has a fever. It just seemed right. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
680 This damn hospital hasn’t been renovated since the 70’s. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
681 He must have the ABBA insurance plan. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
682 These beats are sick.” 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
683 You said you needed more light. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
684 I don't care what you think I said. I asked that the patient be prepped for "disc" surgery!" 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
685 He has really good insurance. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
686 Time of death, midnight, January 1st. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
687 Another one gone to the Big Dance 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
688 I thought it'd help him with stayin' alive. 1.3015 0.04152 199 152 34 13
689 At a time like this, it is always good to reflect awhile 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
690 Our theme song is "Stayin' Alive." 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
691 I don't mind the lights, it's the music I can't stand. 1.3007 0.05001 153 120 20 13
692 The operation was a success! He's stayin' alive, stayin' alive." 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
693 Do NOT go into the light! 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
694 I thought it went with the whole 'Stayin' Alive' theme. 1.3006 0.04698 163 126 25 12
695 This should help us hustle through our cases today. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
696 It’s a miracle he’s stayin’ alive, it’s a clear case of Saturday night fever. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
697 This was state-of-the-art when I was in med school in the '70s. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
698 He said disco music always got his heart pumping. 1.3000 0.04162 180 135 36 9
699 It’s opening night. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
700 Make sure his heart rate has synchronized to the disco beat. 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
701 Hey, the one holding the scalpel is the one who picks the music, so I'm sticking with ‘Stayin’ Alive’. 1.3000 0.04840 160 125 22 13
702 Did anyone think to sterilize the disco ball? 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
703 It’s a very severe case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
704 Wait, did you just see a mirror fall off? 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
705 We only use it when we get a really bad case of disco fever. 1.2995 0.03912 187 138 42 7
706 We tbink this will help boost our Yelp rating 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
707 I've gotten used to the reflections, but the roller skates are killing me. 1.2993 0.04867 147 115 21 11
708 This one's a 'hipness' replacement. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
709 It's a new variant, discovid. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
710 It’s not so bad. Yesterday we had a piñata. 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
711 I didn't think we'd hit our 10,000th patient so soon. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
712 I call it "herniated disco!" 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
713 Cool idea, Doc. Kinda reminds us that life is short and precarious and having fun is important. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
714 The patient wanted to make sure he was "Staying' Alive" 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
715 Let's hope, after this tricky surgery's over, that he's - boom boom boom boom - staying alive! 1.2981 0.04732 161 125 24 12
716 Happy 100th colonoscopy, Dr. Warner. 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
717 He said he was committed to Staying Alive… 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
718 Wrong drugs! 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
719 Disco was right, "I Will Survive." 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
720 I operate best to the beat of “Stayin’ Alive” 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
721 I agreed to the music choice but not to the period prop. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
722 Worst case I ever saw, a herniated disco. 1.2971 0.04385 175 134 30 11
723 He’s running a very high Saturday night fever! 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
724 It's a damn shame that the patients are never awake to appreciate the vibe we have going on here. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
725 It stopped spinning. Call the time. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
726 Synthesizer, stat. 1.2963 0.04624 162 125 26 11
727 Really? BeeGees "Stayin Alive" in the music rotation again? 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
728 Okay, then you tell me how to treat boogie fever! 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
729 I thought the Death Star would be bigger. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
730 I'm still not convinced surgery is the best treatment for Saturday night fever 1.2961 0.04925 152 119 21 12
731 Money is tight! They use this room for proms also. 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
732 Do I look fat in that mirror? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
733 Disc repair... not disco flair! 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
734 Let's get this party started. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
735 The Beat Goes On, Stayin' Alive or I Will Survive? 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
736 We could do the world a favor and remove Mr. Trump's respirator while we're removing his gall bladder. 1.2955 0.04856 176 142 16 18
737 Yes, This IS how we treat Disco Fever 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
738 So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
739 Once we’ve entered the peritoneal cavity and cauterized the bleeders, we’ll boogie oogie oogie ‘til we just can't boogie no more. 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
740 They really think it is going to be a party after a vasectomy don't they. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
741 Do you think he sees the light? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
742 The patient's unresponsive! Get me a bigger disco ball ... and hustle! 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
743 The patient requested disco vibe but I don’t know if his insurance will cover it. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
744 He really shouldn't have danced all night. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
745 He clearly is staying alive. 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
746 Okay, who's the joker who decided to pipe in "Stayin' Alive"? 1.2937 0.05642 126 101 13 12
747 He asked us to correct his two left feet — and it's an emergency. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
748 New Year’s Eve is special in the OR, at least until the ball drops. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
749 Hey, guess what I just heard? Joe in Purchasing used to work at Studio 54! 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
750 Congrats! You’re the 100th appendicitis patient this month. 1.2932 0.05313 133 105 17 11
751 I think this patient has Saturday night fever! 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
752 Cue “I Will Survive”. It helps calm my nerves. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
753 My therapist said to not take life so seriously. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
754 It's useless for surgery, but it creates a nice ambiance. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
755 Isn’t his disco on the other side? 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
756 Let’s not dance around the diagnosis Dr. Travolta. 1.2914 0.04936 151 119 20 12
757 It’s cued up to “Stayin’ Alive”. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
758 The CEO made three million in bonuses this year, but the lighting in this OR hasn’t been updated since 1979. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
759 That explains the fever. 1.2913 0.06267 103 83 10 10
760 It's herniated disco day. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
761 It’s standard procedure for Saturday Night Fever. 1.2908 0.03976 196 149 37 10
762 Ah, ha, ha, ha, let's keep 'im alive, keep 'im alive. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
763 It’s not the disco ball I mind so much – it’s the roller skates. 1.2908 0.05185 141 112 17 12
764 I couldn’t resist the free shipping. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
765 This might be the worst case of Saturday night fever I’ve ever seen. 1.2903 0.04841 155 122 21 12
766 It's an early sign of boogie fever. 1.2903 0.04841 155 122 21 12
767 Disco here...disco there. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
768 This should lighten the mood 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
769 They say you should celebrate your failures along with your successes 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
770 Let’s cut where the light stops and I say now. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
771 Sometimes you don’t wake up from a disco nap. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
772 You brought Disco back from the dead! 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
773 We are going to need some Donna Summer, STAT. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
774 Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive, ah ah ah ah, Stayin’ Alive. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
775 Mr. Liberace insisted on this before signing the consent form. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
776 It makes the bacteria look so much prettier, doesn't it? 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
777 Who knows if it’s medically necessary, but I get a huge kickback every time we use it. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
778 I guess that's it for Stayin' Alive 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
779 While it seems counterintuitive, there's no other way to treat Saturday night fever. 1.2886 0.04883 149 117 21 11
780 And now we'll make a dozen small incisions with our disco laser. 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
781 Seemed appropriate for this patient’s Saturday night fever. 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
782 Supply chain issue. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
783 See, Marc? It’s almost like you’re not missing your son’s Bar Mitzvah after all. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
784 Last dance? 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
785 Alexa, play Stayin’ Alive. Stat. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
786 Alright team, let’s help Stella get her groove back. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
787 I think that I like direct lighting better. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
788 Today's theme is "Stayin' Alive" 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
789 I don't understand ! His chart shows an appendectomy, but clearly this is a case of a slipped disco. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
790 I suppose you’re right. It’s fun, but I can’t see a thing. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
791 I said ‘pass the lance’, not ‘Last Dance’! 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
792 Uh oh. Patient has a Saturday Night Fever. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
793 The cash register seems to be malfunctioning. 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
794 Strangest. Prom. Ever. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
795 It was on sale. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
796 Pass me the scalpel, his blood pressure is in the 80s 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
797 If disco isn't dead, maybe this guy isn't either. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
798 Queue up ‘Stayin Alive’ 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
799 Play Stayin Alive, stat! 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
800 Keep him alive,keep him alive. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
801 Quick. Get me Taylor Swift's Mirrorball. Stat. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
802 Oh, good. He will survive. 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
803 He will survive, hey hey 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
804 I want that ball removed immediately -- no, I didn't mean you, Mr. Filby." 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
805 Sponge…scalpel…roller skates… 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
806 The first symptom was a Saturday night fever. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
807 From what I've read, it was quite cutting-edge back in the seventies. 1.2846 0.05149 130 102 19 9
808 No, no, no not 'Last Dance', play 'Stayin' Alive', or 'I will survive'. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
809 It's the 'Discovid' variant. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
810 Five cc’s of glitter, stat! 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
811 This good luck charm should help us help him in...ah ha ha ha...stayin' alive...stayin' alive. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
812 I’m proud to announce we’ve reach a compromise with Medicare 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
813 Could you pass me the scalpel, forceps, and microphone? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
814 I interned in Las Vegas. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
815 Staying alive sounds like a good choice for this one. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
816 I know it’s odd, but the patient said he was REALLY into “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.2829 0.04976 152 122 17 13
817 Its a little early to celebrate. 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
818 Apparently, an operating theater just isn't enough anymore. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
819 Just as I suspected. He has dance fever. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
820 I said anesthesia, not nostalgia 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
821 At first I was afraid, but this means he will survive. 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
822 Stayin' Alive"? Works for me 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
823 You think this surgery will be difficult? Do you know how long it took me to hang this? 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
824 And THIS is how the hospital used its stimulus check? 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
825 Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive, ooh ooh ooh ooo 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
826 Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah-ah-ah-ah, stayin' alive, stayin'-alive... 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
827 I haven't lost a patient to disco fever yet. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
828 You know...supply chain issues 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
829 Ah ah ah staying alive 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
830 He may die, but the party never will 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
831 Just goes to show disco isn't dead - although I can't say the same for the patient 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
832 Yep, it’s definitely disco fever. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
833 Vitals aren’t good, Doc. He’s about to board the Soul Train. 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
834 We need to get this man to the YMCA. 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
835 Saturni nocte febrem 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
836 So if I use it for work, I can write it off as a business expense 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
837 Disco is dead Bob, and now so is the patient 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
838 Jeez, it was just an appendectomy, 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
839 If we're going to play 'Staying Alive' in the O.R. we might as well go all out 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
840 This hospital was previously a discotheque 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
841 I got the idea when he came in with a fever on Saturday night. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
842 This procedure promises to offer a ground-breaking treatment for Saturday night fever. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
843 What do you think of my solution for physician burnout? 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
844 Forget the chandelier, where is the anesthesiologist? 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
845 The patient appears to be experiencing a Saturday night fever. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
846 You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
847 Ah ah ah ah, Stayin’ alive! Stayin’ alive! 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
848 We may be able to cure his Saturday Night Fever 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
849 You said to bring a more positive bedside manner. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
850 How deep is your glove, how deep is your glove... 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
851 He's running a bad Saturday night fever. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
852 After hours, this place is sick. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
853 I'm not sure I'd call this modern medicine. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
854 Alexa, turn disco ball off! 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
855 120 beats per minute. A bit fast, don’t you think? 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
856 Not sure we should wait for the beat to drop here. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
857 Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And he’s stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2792 0.05004 154 125 15 14
858 That's our slipped disco ball. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
859 This isn't even the strangest thing I've removed from a patient. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
860 I didn't like it at first, but it really helps with the pacing. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
861 Sing with me! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alive! 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
862 I don't think this is the answer to low morale. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
863 He's stable but I'm concerned about this fever. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
864 Looks like he has a case of dance fever. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
865 Welcome to the Operating Room at Studio 54. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
866 Corporate cut our ambulance budget and invested in ambiance instead. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
867 Now this is how you operate! 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
868 At least disco is alive and well. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
869 How deep is your glove, Bob? 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
870 What is this hospital's budget? 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
871 Mirrors, mirrors, on the ball... who is the greatest surgeon of all? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
872 He won "Dancing With The Stars" . 1.2778 0.04233 144 108 32 4
873 Doctor, I think it's Last Call. 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
874 Dang autocorrect. I said Disc Scalpel. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
875 Now turn on “I Will Survive.” 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
876 The patient requested it. He said The Bee Gees always brought him good luck. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
877 Hey Siri, play I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
878 His insurance company said to try distracting him with this before they'll pay for anesthesia. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
879 Now repeat after me: “Ah ha ha ha, Stayin’ alive, Stayin’ alive!“ 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
880 It’s the best we can do for boogie fever 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
881 It was supposed to be "Stayin' Alive," not "Night Fever". 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
882 They got rid of the piñata. 1.2773 0.05459 119 95 15 9
883 We need to get this fever under control. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
884 This is the worst case of disco fever I have ever encountered. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
885 dance break!" 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
886 Time of death, July 12, 1979. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
887 So much for keeping them away from the light. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
888 Hand me the scalpel when the bass drops. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
889 Our equipment hasn't been updated since the 70s. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
890 Operating theatre Now playing “staying Alive “ 1.2763 0.04686 152 120 22 10
891 Start the patient’s choice of music —I Will Survive . 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
892 Doctor, we do not need a disco light to perform a discotomy. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
893 Henry, its why we're called.."cool operators... 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
894 I see the patient is suffering from a severe case of Saturday Night Fever 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
895 It's fun to operate at the Y.M.C.A. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
896 Screw it, let's dance. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
897 Well at least we know disco will never die. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
898 And I put 'Stayin' Alive' and 'I Will Survive' on the playlist. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
899 Stayin' Alive is his priority. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
900 Well, they said disco was dead too. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
901 Disco died right here on this operating table. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
902 Wait no, it's supposed to turn on if he survives. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
903 Surgery is much more fun since they added the disco ball. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
904 It's our last chance to keep him stayin' alive. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
905 I think it’s Saturday Night Fever. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
906 So you're saying to shake our booty AND remove his spleen at the same time? 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
907 Management’s contribution to Work-Life balance… 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
908 Operating Room 54 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
909 Let casual Friday begin! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
910 Hey Siri, set timer for 1978 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
911 He's got disco fever...It's terminal. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
912 TIME OF DEATH: 12:01 AM CAUSE OF DEATH: DISCO 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
913 Another successful discorectomy. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
914 Dang, the one day I forget to wear my bell bottom scrubs! 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
915 I found it in an earlier patient. I think it really livens the place up. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
916 Oh no! Not another patient with Saturday Night Fever. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
917 His insurance considers full lighting a non-essential expense. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
918 I told you disco was dead. 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
919 So you think this is what they meant by smaller party this year ? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
920 It was a roller skating accident and the rink manager gifted it. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
921 It’ll help him relax 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
922 We ask for better working conditions, and HR gives us this? 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
923 Clamp… scalpel… tiny little spoon… 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
924 Dr. House was right. It is just a case of Saturday night fever. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
925 People really need to start taking Saturday Night Fever seriously 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
926 I said disc surgery, not disco 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
927 Well we can just add it to the bill. They’ll never notice. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
928 Call it, disco is officially dead 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
929 Who knew it would look so good against this backdrop 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
930 They told us that "Staying Alive" is positive messaging. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
931 Hoo oo oo oo, stayin' alive. 1.2710 0.04605 155 123 22 10
932 You idiot - I said this was "disc" surgery! 1.2707 0.05243 133 108 14 11
933 Not what I had in mind for Casual Friday 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
934 Hah, hah, hah, hah, staying alive, staying alive… 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
935 Let’s get this knife party started! 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
936 How am I supposed to operate with these short pointy fingers 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
937 Hah Hah Hah Hah stayin' alive, stayin' alive, stayin' ALIVE 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
938 I am not sure Doctor, but I think he might be suffering from Saturday Night Fever. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
939 Constantly playing "Staying Alive" on a loop is how I became the best surgeon in the world. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
940 How else are we supposed to treat Saturday Night Fever? 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
941 Time of death: 8:14pm, 1979. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
942 It does set a mood. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
943 All our equipment is from the '70s. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
944 What? I thought it’d be a great idea for a TikTok! 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
945 Inform the patient's family he is staying alive, staying alive 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
946 I suppose this is problematic for outcomes other than stayin alive. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
947 It's hopeless, He has Saturday Night Fever. 1.2690 0.04918 145 117 17 11
948 If disco is dead,why are we still operating? 1.2690 0.04295 145 111 29 5
949 It's all good until it starts raining men. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
950 It's just a little extra something that keeps them "staying alive" 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
951 We’ll just bill it to his insurance. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
952 ...and it plays "I Will Survive." 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
953 Let's finish before the foam machine starts. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
954 Unfortunately, it is what we had all dreaded: a full-blown disco inferno. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
955 I don’t think it’s going to fit. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
956 Well at least the mood is stay'n alive. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
957 Can someone pass the glow stick? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
958 I thought this would go well with the “Stayin’ Alive “ theme we have here. 1.2685 0.04726 149 119 20 10
959 Ah, HR finally listened. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
960 Just wait until we get the fog machine installed. 1.2683 0.04331 123 92 29 2
961 I would say his fever will break Sunday morning. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
962 It's the Boogie Fever - I think it's going around 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
963 Now let's just play Staying Alive and we're good to go! 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
964 It's the most effective treatment for Saturday night fever. 1.2680 0.04005 194 153 30 11
965 studies have shown that the presence of a disco ball in the OR brings down the rate of fatalities. It also brightens up the place. 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
966 We are trying a new technique for a Discopexy 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
967 didn’t we ask for lighting for a disc operation? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
968 He has a very high deductible 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
969 Let's keep our eye on the ball. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
970 Now, turn on ‘Stayin’ Alive’ full blast! 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
971 Nice one, Keith. I said take the pay rise, but you had to choose the mystery box, didn’t you? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
972 Why did I choose to do a Residency in Las Vegas? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
973 I think 'I Will Survive' was a statement, not a request 1.2672 0.05525 116 94 13 9
974 Do you think this might’ve caused the seizure? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
975 It's preprogrammed with Staying Alive 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
976 It's also a pinata. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
977 Difficult not to go into the light, to be honest. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
978 I love retro: disco while you work. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
979 This should cure his Saturday night fever. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
980 I’m thinking of having “Stayin’ Alive” piped in, too. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
981 I believe he’s staying alive. 1.2671 0.04642 161 130 19 12
982 The EMT’s got me singing “Stayin’ Alive”; it seemed like a rhythm that worked. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
983 This is what we get for coming in on Saturday night! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
984 I wanted to put the magic back in medicine... 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
985 His heart will go on. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
986 ...And so, I vowed that was the last time anyone would call one of my procedures "routine." 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
987 See, John? Anything can be a party with the right decor. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
988 I still prefer the sound of vinyl 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
989 Yes, it's the Last Dance. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
990 Cue "Stayin' Alive" please, Nurse Gibb. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
991 I didn't know it rotates! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
992 I feel better about this already. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
993 He must have suffered from a disco inferno. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
994 When patients say they saw the light at the end of the tunnel, this is what they're seeing. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
995 Stayin’ alive , Stayin alive” 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
996 Gives new meaning to "stayin' alive." 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
997 Looks like a Saturday night fever to me. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
998 Commit malpractice like you mean it. That's what I say. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
999 He had a bad case of Saturday night fever. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1000 Well the good news is Disco's not dead 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1001 If it's O.R. party, can we still cry if we want too? 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
1002 It’s more like ‘Saturday Night Angioplasty,’ but I still think we’re on theme. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
1003 At first I was afraid, I was petrified. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1004 I thought we'd liven up the mood in here a little. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1005 Cocaine, stat. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1006 I'm trying to bring the glamour back to gall bladder surgery. 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
1007 We've tried everything, doctor. The beat won't stop dropping. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1008 Hand me a scalpel and put on a Donna Summer medley and we can begin. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1009 This procedure will last All Night Long 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1010 We can't explain it, but for some reason, patients are staying alive, staying alive 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1011 Play "Stayin' Alive" 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1012 Stayin Alive,Stayin Alive,woot woot woot woot,Stayin Aliiiiivve 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1013 We're finally letting loose with COVID restrictions 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1014 It just shows up when the patient is on Medicare… 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1015 We better finish up before they turn on the fog machine. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1016 They gave us this instead of a pay raise. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1017 The disco ball fine but the "Stayin' Alive" song on repeat NO. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1018 I’ve synchronized it to the heart monitor for a more immersive experience. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
1019 The patient did ask us to play "Stayin' Alive". 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1020 Is it me or do we have a gas leak? 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1021 I get that Mr. Travolta wanted us to play “Stayin’ Alive” during his surgery, but is the disco ball really necessary? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1022 Before his accident he was a dancing queen. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1023 I don't mind the lighting, but the Staying Alive soundtrack is kind of insulting. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1024 His night fever broke, let’s just hope he keeps stayin’ alive. 1.2643 0.05130 140 115 13 12
1025 I told you we needed disinfectant not disco-fectant. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1026 Looks like the patient has Saturday Night Fever. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1027 He didn’t stop after he got enough. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1028 Note: Patient's Saturday Night Fever has become a classic case of Disco Inferno. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1029 I minored in dance. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1030 The party stops for no one 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1031 Jeff, I wasn't serious when I said let's get this party started... 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1032 10... 9... 8... 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1033 Helen thought the confetti was a bit premature. 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
1034 It helps them if I have my disco playlist: “ I Will Survive” “ Staying Alive” “ Born To Be Alive” “ Don’t Leave Me This Way” 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1035 This disco is benign: It's the silent ones I worry about. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1036 If dance fever isn't caught early, it can lead to disco surgery. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1037 this patient has really great medical insurance 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1038 I could've sworn the chart said he had a herniated disco. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1039 Ready to boogie, Doc? 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1040 I need five BeeGees, stat! 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
1041 Mood lighting for Dr Disco’s OR playlist. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1042 I'm not certain of the diagnosis, but it might be Night Fever. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1043 I realize this could be in poor taste if the patient dies, but I wanted to celebrate my 100th surgery. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1044 Oh great wizard disco ball tell me where to find the medulla oblongota. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1045 I did order an ultra sound. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1046 The patient's come down with a Saturday Night fever. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1047 I guess we really dropped the ball on this one 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1048 The new operating light should keep him Stayin' Alive. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1049 Decades of school and we can't turn this thing off. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1050 If we didn't spend the money, they would have reduced next years budget. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1051 Stayin Alive, Stayinq Alive . . . ? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1052 Disco Doc is on the clock. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1053 They thought it'd be helpful if we played "Stayin' Alive." 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1054 Staying alive, staying alive, ah ha ha ha, staying alive 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1055 Congratulations, Doctor! It's your 1,000th appendectomy! 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1056 Try spinning it the other way 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1057 Data shows better surgical outcomes in our Stayin’ Alive operating theater. 1.2609 0.04857 138 111 18 9
1058 He has all the classic symptoms of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1059 Do we also exchange our scrubs for polyester suits ? 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1060 Is that the Bee Gees playing? 1.2609 0.04294 115 86 28 1
1061 He’s going to be so mad he missed the party 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1062 Strobe lights were worse. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1063 First they develop Night Fever and then Heart of Glass, and we cannot figure out why 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1064 Looks like this guy's stayin' alive. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1065 Worse case of disco fever I’ve ever encountered. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1066 There’s blood on the dance floor 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1067 All this for a kidney? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1068 Oh no. He's developed disco fever. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1069 That's because it's Friday night and the lights are low,.... 1.2602 0.05270 123 100 14 9
1070 Imagine him waking up and thinking this was the light 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1071 If we can keep disco alive,just think what we can do for our patients. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1072 This ain’t no party. This ain’t no disco. This ain’t no fooling around. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1073 Fine then. Disco is dead. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1074 Mirror, Mirror, on the ball, shall we cut this guy at all? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1075 Oh, fuck! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1076 Life after death does exist. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1077 It's worth a try - all together now: ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive... 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1078 A radical discotomy is the only option! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1079 President Trump says he’s heard good things about this therapy, Very good things! 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
1080 Nurse, pass the flare jeans. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1081 Someone find the beat. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1082 Once we’re done, he’s going to have a ball.” 1.2593 0.05039 135 110 15 10
1083 Ah, the perks of working the night shift. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1084 With this aging population, Medicare now covers disco fever. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1085 It goes well with the "Staying Alive" track you are playing 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1086 I understand the patient wanting to hear "I Will Survive." But did we need all this? 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1087 Welcome to Emergency Room 54. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1088 Well, this’ll never fit. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1089 He seems to have a fever. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1090 If disco is dead, this is not a good sign. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1091 The place was just so ... sterile. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1092 Let's pause, and bedazzle ourselves a moment before we delve into this Abba-domen procedure. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1093 It looks like this will be his last dance. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1094 We are operating on John Travolta, after all. 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
1095 I was thinking more "Stayin' Alive" or "I will Survive," not "Boogie Wonderland" or "Dancing Queen." 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1096 Siri, play 'I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1097 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1098 It's to inspire us to keep the patient stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1099 The hospital dance starts in 30 minutes. Lets get it down and done. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1100 That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I perform a distal pancreatectomy. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1101 He was admitted with a Friday night fever. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1102 Before the first incision, I was petrified, but I grew strong, so I could try and prolong…your life. 1.2581 0.04562 124 98 21 5
1103 I guess it would be bad taste to start singing "Stayin' Alive"? 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1104 It's actually for the recovery room. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1105 The patient requested ABBA. 1.2581 0.04265 124 94 28 2
1106 It’s my emotional support disco ball. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1107 The patient brought it from home. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1108 ... first star I see tonight ... 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1109 He didn’t want to waste his only free Saturday night.” 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1110 Star light, star bright, let this surgery go right. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1111 It's a controversial treatment, but it just might work. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1112 I just thought 'Stayin' Alive' would set the mood. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1113 I will perform a slipped disco-ectomy 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1114 See, his soul just rose up. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1115 Worst case of Saturday night fever this year 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1116 It gives them an unforgettable out-of-body experience. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1117 Your 500th gall bladder...you are our surgeon of the month... 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1118 Doc, it may be the right time to move from “Stayin’ Alive” to “Another One Bites the Dust.” 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1119 I asked for anesthetic, not an aesthetic. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1120 It's the only effective treatment for Saturday Night Fever. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1121 Well … the robotic surgery was getting a little boring, so I thought … 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1122 The lights are a little distracting, but the patients do like when we play Stain’ Alive. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1123 Is anyone else having trouble concentrating?” 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1124 If there is a chance he is walking toward the light, I want it to be spectacular. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1125 Can they make it rotate? 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1126 Charge his insurance for 'fractal light therapy.' 1.2558 0.05310 129 107 11 11
1127 I prefer to play stayin' alive in the OR. 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
1128 It's for slipped disco surgery. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
1129 What do you think has a better chance of a comeback? Disco or this guy? 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1130 It appears that we have a sever case of Saturday Night Fever! 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
1131 It was donated by his wife to celebrate his vasectomy. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1132 Well, what do you expect when we're operating on John Travolta 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1133 It starts spinning whenever patient body temperature hits 102.4 degrees, but only on Saturday Nights. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1134 I told him it's not a second bypass, it's the disco remix. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1135 I synced the light show to his vitals! 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1136 These multi-use rooms for surgery aren’t working out. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1137 It definitely increases odds of the patient stayin’ alive. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1138 The good news is he made the hit list. The bad news is he made the hit list. 1.2545 0.05546 110 90 12 8
1139 (Singing) “Stayin alive, Stayin alive…” 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1140 His insurance didn’t cover the laser equipment. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1141 I still don’t think it will fit — but alright, scalpel. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1142 What did you ask for? I couldn't hear you over the Bee Gees 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1143 It came free with the Ketamine. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1144 Uh oh, last dance! 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1145 I just wish they’d stop playing ‘Staying Alive.’ 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1146 No. We’re doing a Friday night appendectomy not a Saturday night fever. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1147 The newest medical fad: Disco Surgery. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1148 Is this what is called Saturday night fever? 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1149 The decorator had a herniated disco 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1150 Who says a colostomy can't have a little razzle-dazzle? 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1151 Never going to give you up, never gonna let you down 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1152 Don’t worry. It doesn’t drop until midnight. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1153 Really, “Stayin’ Alive”? I’m getting more of a “Last Dance” vibe. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1154 This should help his heart find its rhythm. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1155 Doctor,we realize you are our top surgeon and deserve all your perks but isn’t this a bit over the top? 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1156 I thought they pulled the plug on this a long time ago. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1157 The disco ball is one thing, but can we stop playing "Staying Alive"? 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
1158 Clearly, this is a case of Boogie Fever. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1159 Operating with the stars 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1160 Good thing I’m wearing my double-knit scrubs. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1161 We may need to Hustle here. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1162 Yeah, well. This isn't my first dance 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1163 Luckily, Saturday Night Fever is rarely terminal 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1164 And now, doctors, I will show you the proper procedure for repair of a slipped disco. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1165 So - on which point of light do we start cutting? 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1166 Ok, ok. I think you guys are taking the Staying Alive theme a little too seriously. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1167 "He got the Boogie Fever, bring it on down." 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1168 And now, some inspiration from the Bee Gees "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive" 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1169 Wrong kind of fever guys 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1170 I knew this was a bad idea. Disco is not the only thing that's dead. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1171 That’s one helluva gallstone! 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1172 Just take those old scalpels off the shelf. 1.2522 0.05502 115 95 11 9
1173 Staying Alive" is the main theme 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1174 It helps me hum "Stayin' Alive" when I have to resuscitate. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1175 It helps me to cut back on the acid. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1176 I think it really ties the operating room together. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1177 It never actually died, but it remains in critical condition. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1178 The patient presents with an acute case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1179 When I asked for better lighting, I didn’t mean this. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1180 Yes, doctor, it's a serious case of disco fever. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1181 This is not what I meant when I said I needed more light please 1.2520 0.04097 123 95 26 2
1182 So, all the medical instruments are in the pinata? 1.2520 0.05365 123 102 11 10
1183 so this is work-life balance? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1184 You guys think the anesthesiology department is pranking us again? 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1185 Oh, cool! That's the BeeGee's singing 'Stayin' Alive! 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1186 I hearing she used to be a dancing queen. 1.2519 0.04766 131 107 16 8
1187 He’s a bit flamboyant but he’s the best surgeon we’ve got! 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1188 Look, we're all important players here, but this baby is essential for stayin' alive. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1189 Now we can commence with our rendition of "Stayin' Alive." 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1190 Yes it's groovy, but I'm not sure this prosthetic testicle will fit. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1191 I’m seeing multiple lacerations. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1192 Hey, just in case he has night fever, am I right? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1193 I said low grade fever, not Saturday night fever! 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1194 Staying alive. Maybe. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1195 John Travolta preforms surgery 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1196 They're playing "I Will Survive." 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1197 All my patients wake-up humming disco tunes. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1198 My Grampa willed it to me…found it in a dumpster back in the day on West 54 st. Thought it would be perfect for when Mr.Travolta wakes up from his tummy tuck… 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1199 Doctor, it is disco fever! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1200 Our goal today is Stayin' Alive. Just remember that We Are Family! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1201 I don't mind the lighting so much as I do "Staying Alive" on repeat. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1202 He'll be up and dancing in no time 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1203 Evidently his insurance does cover a herniated disco. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1204 The patient insisted it's for stayin' alive. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1205 Time of death: Never! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1206 It's really most effective during the colonoscopies. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1207 This pacemaker should be his first, his last, his everything. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1208 Live, from the operating table, it's Saturday night. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1209 How are we supposed to clean up all of this glitter? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1210 Need more bass, stat. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1211 I always love when we're assigned to Operating Room '54'! 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1212 Should the patient develop Disco Fever we'll be ready. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1213 That's it, keep lowering it. It's almost in! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1214 I sync it to their heartbeat. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1215 In my opinion it looks like boogie fever 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1216 The tumor was in fact remarkable 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1217 C'mon y'all! It's Gallbladder Nite! 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1218 You know it adds to the aesthetic. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1219 Because they wouldn't let us bedazzle our scrubs. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1220 Siri. Please play the Bee Gees 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1221 I think it just really changes the vibe in here 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1222 Wow so Saturday Night Fever is actually a thing… 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1223 He developed a fever Saturday night 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1224 I thought it was dengue fever, not disco fever. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
1225 And when he wakes up, we shout, "Surprise!" 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1226 Mr. Travolta insisted it would make his condition seem less dire. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
1227 Well, I thought the surgery schedule just said "disc" . 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1228 Okay folks, we’ve got a full schedule today, so let’s hustle. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1229 It was supposed to be a Crystal Ball so you'd know what to do next. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1230 Well, it cured night fever in the 70s . . . . 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1231 He was injured on "Dancing With The Stars"! 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1232 I'm still not sure "Boogie Fever" is a real thing we can treat. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
1233 As soon as they take him to recovery the dancing starts. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1234 This may comfort him when he comes out of it. He was at an indoor roller rink when he got hurt. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1235 I thought it would focus the patient on staying alive. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1236 This is not what I meant when I said we have a discectomy scheduled for today 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1237 Looks like a severe case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1238 I guess operating on Travolta has its perks. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1239 I mean, at this point, it’s worth a try. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1240 I assure you Nurse Gaynor and Nurse Summer that he will survive. This will not be his last dance. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1241 His Disco Fever got significantly worse. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1242 I love when the party anesthesiologist is on duty. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1243 So, you see, the mirrorball drops down if a patient starts to code. We like to have fun here. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1244 I like the "Stayin Alive" vibe. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1245 looks like the gas leaked again 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1246 Disco surgery is our hospital's greatest innovation. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1247 At first I was afraid, now I’m petrified. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1248 Time of death: party o'clock. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1249 It really changes the mood in here. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1250 New procedure guidelines ask for more hustle. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1251 another one bites the dust 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1252 Well Doc, we thought it would be better than a poster of puppy dogs taped to the ceiling. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1253 I said we needed ‘sterile gauze’ in the ORs but through my mask they said they heard ‘mirror balls. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1254 As long as I don't have to wear platform shoes I'm okay with it. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1255 Should I ventilate or celebrate? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1256 I just want him to be able to say, ‘Last night a DJ saved my life. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1257 Let’s focus here. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1258 Hopefully this means the patient will be staying alive. 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1259 Although it's very well staged, what the patient needs is a stent, not your rendition of Stayin' Alive. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1260 Tell them what he won Johnny. "A new heart! Brought to him by our sponsors at the morgue, in partnership with the American health system." 1.2462 0.05012 130 107 14 9
1261 It’s less precise than laser surgery, but way more fun. 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
1262 I can take the light....But the background music?? 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1263 I'm afraid he's gone to the disco inferno. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1264 This will make it easier to do CPR to the tune of "Stayin' Alive"... 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1265 Any bright ideas? 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1266 It really makes myocarditis a festive occasion. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1267 Really, Roger? "Stayin' Alive" again? 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1268 Ketamine. Stat!" 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1269 If it's a fever and it's Saturday, we use this thing... 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1270 His Saturday night fever won’t break. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1271 I hope this doesn't give him another seizure. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1272 It's his birthday. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1273 I always wondered what was different about the Barry Gibb Memorial Hospital. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1274 I know we all like "Stayin' Alive", but the ball is over the top. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1275 It's great and all, but was it sanitized? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1276 We’ll need to break at 11 to let the conga line come through. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1277 It was on his bucket list. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1278 If the patient dies we like to give them a good send-off. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1279 Does this mean healthcare prices are going back to the 70s? 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1280 Time of death… 12 am, January 1st. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1281 Let’s all op-er-ate and have a good time 1.2455 0.05657 110 92 9 9
1282 Before we get started, he wanted us to sing a few lines from Stayin' Alive. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1283 He could have danced all night but sadly he ran out of breath. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1284 He suffers from night fever, night fever. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1285 Baby Boomer elective. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1286 I'm not sure HR fully understands the cause of physician burnout. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1287 In the next step, we will solve the patient’s rhythm issue 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1288 July 12, 1979. The death of disco. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1289 Well, I didn't say a thing when you played ABBA! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1290 We're all seeing this, right? Doc, check the laughing gas. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1291 Mama Mia! Here we go again! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1292 You said we needed to improve our work-life balance... 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1293 The disco ball is a nice touch but I don't think the patient will appreciate us playing "Last Dance!" 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
1294 So which of the Alman brothers is this? 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1295 This patient has strange spots on his intestines 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1296 Sleepy…you are getting very sleepy 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1297 I'm not optimistic about the patient, but we saved disco! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1298 Impacts to the supply-chain leading to illuminating solutions 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1299 Oddly, it is a covered benefit. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1300 You watch it long enough you won't be able to tell Mr. Greenbaum's liver from his appendix. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1301 Hey, we met our sales goal! 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1302 And of course it loops “Staying Alive”throughout the procedure. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1303 ‘Don’t you think this is in slightly poor taste during an orchiectomy?’ 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1304 We are about to perform the first minimally invasive lumbar disco-ectomy 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1305 Well, that explains the X-ray. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1306 The patient requested it. That and the endless loop playing "Staying Alive". 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1307 Okay, let’s start operating on his herniated disco. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1308 It really ties the room together 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1309 If we ever get stuck with a single-payer system in this country you can kiss the glitter balls goodbye! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1310 Really makes the place alive. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1311 This patient's bill now includes a significant charge for therapeutic lighting. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1312 ‘Uhh I think that’s for next week’s cartoon’ 1.2430 0.05609 107 89 10 8
1313 So much for asking for a new surgical rotation 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1314 A word of warning: don't join in with YMCA if you're holding a scalpel. We don't want another patient losing their glitter balls. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1315 How do we bill this to insurance? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1316 It's his last party. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1317 Here at County General, we work hard, we play hard. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1318 It's our latest life-saving measure ... throws him off if he tries to go to the light! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1319 Now then Mehmet ... 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1320 It doesn't do anything for the patient, but it makes me feel better. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1321 And the fever began Saturday night 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1322 I agreed to the disco ball, but not to playing ‘Staying Alive’. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1323 I must say it does add some glamour to the OR. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1324 Preping to surgically repair a slipped disco. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1325 I hope you like the song Staying Alive. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1326 Nurse,play "Staying Alive" 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1327 He requested “Staying Alive” by The Bee Gees 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1328 Ten ccs of glitter, stat! 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1329 Apparently, he has a Saturday Night fever and a slipped disco. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1330 Transplant like nobody is watching 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1331 It might have helped if they played Stayin' Alive a little sooner. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1332 The patient presents with symptoms of Saturday night fever. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1333 🕺🏻🪩It’s Saturday night and this patient has a fever. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1334 Patient in his seventies. Lighting from the '70's." 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1335 Does "Stayin' Alive" still work? 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1336 At least it's not as distracting as the roller rink in the recovery room. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1337 It helps take my mind off the shockingly high mortality rate here. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1338 Alright lower it in slowly and carefully, this hospital can’t afford another lawsuit 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1339 Consider it a reminder to keep this guy stayin' alive. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1340 I will survive, but I think it's this guy's last dance. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1341 This OR was originally designed for a herniated disco specialist 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1342 Not to kill the mood, but I'm gonna take my skates off for the initial incision if that's okay. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1343 Are we sure there isn't a gas leak? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1344 Surgery for Saturday Night Fever is the only way to keep him Stayin Alive 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
1345 I said "paging Doctor Summer, not paging Donna Summer." 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1346 If we don’t get his heart pumping, he’s going to be on the soul train. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1347 I don't see how anyone lived through it. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1348 I’ve never seen a case of disco fever so severe! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1349 It's the only way his insurance will cover it. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1350 It helps the patients to ah ah ah ah stay alive 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1351 Where’s my thumb? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1352 When the patient's core temperature drops too low, this disco ball induces boogie fever, and voilà! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1353 I haven't seen this in the O.R. since my residency in the 70's. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1354 Umm, the lightshow is killer but I need the laser back for the surgery. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1355 There we go: now removing the funky feeling from the patient. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1356 It's the best way to treat a herniated disco. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1357 Don't cue up "Stayin' Alive" just yet. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1358 Saturday night fevers are getting ridiculous around here. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1359 My surgery suffers a little, but it helps my mood a lot. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1360 I thought it might help to liven up the place. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1361 It’s part of the hospital bill. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1362 Let's try some cardio-disco resuscitation. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1363 It was touch and go for a while. I was terrified. But as long as he knows how to love he'll always stay alive. He will survive. He will survive. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1364 Do I hear a disco beat or is that heart palpitations.” 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1365 A priest,a rabbi,and a dog walked into a bar 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1366 It's John Travolta 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1367 He has Night Fever but he's Stayin' Alive. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1368 It a peaceful distraction from all of the monitor alarms 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1369 It was either this or the piñata. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1370 Why didn’t we think of this before? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1371 If our hypothesis is correct, he might wake up without an appendix, but he'll have more funk than ever 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1372 Call it. He's deader than disco. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1373 We’ve got to save him — he’s the last Bee Gee. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1374 He made a special request: 'Stayin Alive". The disco ball was our idea. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1375 If he could speak he'd tell us to turn the lights off to get the full effect. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1376 Once again you let the heartbeat drop. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1377 Looks like we're dealing with a large disco herniation. 1.2385 0.04681 109 88 17 4
1378 Management said we need “rave reviews.” 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
1379 Is he having disc surgery or disco surgery? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1380 DJ, stat! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1381 No, I said we needed a miracle 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1382 I'm afraid he's dead as disco. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1383 We’re going to need a bigger incision. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1384 Looks like the anesthesiologist has been doing mushrooms again. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1385 Welcome back to TikTok live! Hold down that like button and I’ll be interacting with your comments. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1386 This was ordered by our new OBeeGeeYN. 1.2376 0.05655 101 84 10 7
1387 And when he wakes up we yell "SUPRISE!!". 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1388 Not for nothing do we call this place a theater. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1389 Siri: play Spotify surgery playlist 1.2376 0.05827 101 85 8 8
1390 Alexa, cozy mellow vibes, stat! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1391 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around Since I was born And now it's alright it's okay And you may look the other way We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive Oh when you walk Well now I get low and I get high And if I can't get either I really try Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose You know it's alright it's okay I'll live to see another day We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive (oh) Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive (oh) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah Life goin' nowhere somebody help me yeah I'm stayin' alive Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born And now it's all right it's okay And you may look the other way We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive (hey) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah Life goin' nowhere somebody help me, yeah I'm stayin' alive Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah (ah ah ah) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me yeah I'm stayin' alive Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah (ah ah ah ay) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me, yeah I'm stayin' alive Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah (oh) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me yeah I'm stayin' alive 1.2373 0.05473 118 100 8 10
1392 I think it's an improvement over last weeks strobe effect. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
1393 He has Night Fever. Let’s keep him stayin’ alive. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1394 It’s part of a new study to prevent a post-op infection of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1395 I said forceps. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1396 I think something is wrong. It 's not syncing with the EKG machine. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1397 he really took his last dance literally 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1398 The Bee Gees' life support system is operating at maximum capacity. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1399 Do we go with fusion or total removal of the disco? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1400 Nice idea Doc, but even if you blast "Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive" over the speakers, this guy won't be dancing any time soon. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1401 Come on, he's not THAT dead yet. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1402 My wife says I'm not allowed to honky tonk 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1403 This is not what I meant when I said our work should be more celebrated. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1404 I don’t know, it came in Biden’s post-pandemic package. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1405 A little party never killed anybody. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1406 We like to use the disco operating theatre when Dr. Travolta operates 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1407 Well, that explains why I couldn't find his gallbladder. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1408 Loving the addition to our Stayin' Alive soundtrack 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1409 Only the Bee Gees can save him now. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1410 In my day,disco fever was benign. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1411 Alright, let’s make sure we don’t lose this one inside the patient 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1412 His insurance will only pay for discography. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1413 No, no, we need to LOWER his fever. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1414 I really think they are going overboard with this patient requests business. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1415 Great, now we have to worry about him developing Boogie Fever 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1416 Appears we may be dealing with a case of the boogie fever. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1417 Rollerskating accident. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1418 Extra light - "what could go wrong" you said. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1419 Can someone hit the lights? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1420 Alexa, play Mirrorball by Taylor Swift. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1421 Oh great disco ball, where shall we cut? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1422 You make me feel like a general surgeon. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1423 Modern medicine meets Disco - Tech. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1424 This is not exactly what we had in mind when we ordered new lights for the OR. 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1425 We addressed the complaints of the "sterile" atmosphere in the OR 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1426 I guess this is what I get for playing "Stayin' Alive" 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1427 ? Ah ah ah ah, stay alive, stay alive... ? 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1428 We used to just play “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1429 Are you absolutely sure the chart calls for Molly? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1430 He’s had the same insurance since ‘79. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1431 a-hoo hah, disco! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1432 My wife told me I couldn't keep it in the garage anymore 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1433 It reminds me not to take these things so seriously. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1434 Now it says to stand him up for 5 units of hustle. 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1435 I'm pretty sure this won't help with physician burnout. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1436 It must be his Saturday Night Fever 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1437 I thought it might liven up the room 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1438 His chart says he came in with a fever Saturday night. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1439 Let's hope this works. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1440 Now there goes the craziest tumor I've ever seen. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1441 Time of disco. Now. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1442 Last surgeon was more a rock guy. Always cranking up Bryan Adams "Cuts like a Knife" 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1443 it's what taylor swift would've wanted 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1444 A DJ saved his life tonight 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1445 It tests for Saturday Night Fever. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1446 Fine work, Doctor. He seems to be Stayin' Alive. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1447 The is the worst case of disco fever I've seen in decades. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1448 Ah ha ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
1449 Have I ever told you about the time I removed Donna Summer's gall bladder? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1450 I don’t really see the use for this if the patient can’t even see it. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1451 I can't see what I'm doing, but I like it. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1452 It’s essential should we have to turn the beat around 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1453 Our prom theme is.. hospital 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1454 I think we got the wrong drugs. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1455 I told you white scrubs would be appropriate today! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1456 Are you sure this is the cure for Saturday Night Fever? 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1457 I know we’re in our midnights era but I want you to know, I’m a mirror ball, I’ll show you every version of yourself tonight” @taylorswif 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1458 Let’s put on I will survive and hope for the best! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1459 I said we need a "dish for his balls" not a "disco ball"! 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1460 It's about all that works with Boogie Fever. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1461 I thought his heart had a strange beat. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
1462 I find it hard to get used to Obama Care. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1463 I think it's a typo - we're supposed to be scheduled for disc surgery. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1464 Ah, that explains his 'Saturday Night Fever'... 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1465 Wipe my brow. Scalpel. Oh, and tie my dancing shoes. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1466 How many more will we lose before we declare Disco Fever a pandemic 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1467 Corporate really wants us to maximize the space. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1468 When did malpractice get so fun? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1469 This pulse monitor's beat makes me want to take a break to boogie. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1470 I was OK with the playlist, Dr Lombardo, but this is going to take me time to adjust. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1471 Just keep singing ‘Stayin’ Alive 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1472 He came in with Night Fever and requested Stayin' Alive. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1473 Hi y'all, I'm the new surgeon... where's this go? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1474 Someone get me a cool compress stat, looks like this patient has Saturday Night Fever. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1475 I know you're a BeeGee's fan, but singing "How do you mend a broken heart?" just doesn't inspire confidence in your patients. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1476 I'm not familiar with this billing code 1.2320 0.04419 125 102 18 5
1477 ?Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' Alive!? 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1478 Happens every time we remove a Boogie-oogie-oogie. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1479 It comes with the rhinestone-tier insurance plan. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1480 It's challenging, but let's give it a shot. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1481 I know there are supply issues but this is a little ridiculous. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1482 He'll be fine tomorrow. It was just a Saturday night fever. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1483 You just don’t get this level of service in a socialized healthcare system 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1484 At least we brought disco back. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1485 That's the biggest kidney stone I've ever seen. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1486 I don’t think he’s going to make it, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1487 This ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1488 He came in with a fever on Saturday night, and now the whole thing has escalated. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1489 Either Phillips or GE Healthcare. Makes operating exciting. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1490 It's been the best thing for patients with Saturday Night Fever. It helps them with Stayin Alive. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1491 This is a clear case of Night Fever. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1492 This is unexpected. Right as she went under I could hear her singing: ‘I’ll survive. As long as I know how to love, I know I’ll stay alive.’ 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1493 We actually called them spherical reflective pacemakers in the medical field. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1494 Okay, queue "Staying Alive"... 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1495 I thought that a disco ball would add to the ambiance. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1496 Is "Staying Alive" appropriate right now? 1.2308 0.05205 117 98 11 8
1497 ...didn't work: SHUT OFF the 'Stayin' Alive.' 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1498 All we need now is the Bee Gees " Stayin' Alive" 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1499 I haven’t seen a case like this since the 70s. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1500 Nurse please change the music from Staying Alive to George Strait’s I saw God today 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1501 Today we perform a disc-o-peration. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1502 Well it is Saturday night in the operating theatre and a patient with a fever. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1503 I see they finally replaced that lava lamp. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1504 I knew those brownies in the cafeteria tasted funny today! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1505 Welcome to 'Drag Queen Surgery' 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1506 He's as dead as disco. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1507 Lets get out of here, he dosen't have a pulse and I have Saturday night fever 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1508 Ok that’s it. We have to remove ‘preferred room vibes’ from our patient request form. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1509 It could explain the high fever incidence on Saturday nights. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1510 So that's where all the scalpels went. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1511 With this we won't even notice all the really gross stuff. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1512 You're sure his fever began on Saturday night? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1513 We'll have you back dancing in no time! 1.2295 0.05178 122 103 10 9
1514 Maybe “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees wasn’t the best choice for this operation 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1515 This will allow him to keep staying alive. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1516 It reminds me of my first high school prom. I wonder where Sherry is now. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1517 I fished it out of Mrs Abramowicz and kind of just hung onto it as a a token of good luck. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1518 That’s the third ‘Night Fever’ we’ve had this week and it’s not even Saturday. 1.2294 0.05473 109 92 9 8
1519 John, I know we said you could pick the music, but… 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1520 Due to rising health care costs, we include an end-of-life -celebration with every high risk surgical procedure. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1521 This is the first covid dream I’ve had where everyone is wearing their masks. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1522 Ah ha, stayin' alive is today's theme, I see. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1523 Staying alive, staying aliiiiiiiiive 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1524 I like to make sure all my patients are stayin' alive. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1525 Let's boogie on down to the intestine. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1526 So this organ here. Where does disco? 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1527 Oh God! We've given him Saturday Night Fever! 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1528 Who let this patient dictate the "Staying Alive" disco theme? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1529 I asked for "Stayin' Alive" on loop, our nurses got carried away... 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1530 Hey, Alexa. Play, "Stayin' Alive" 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1531 The OR deejay thinks it's hilarious, but I actually appreciate the "Stayin' Alive" show of confidence. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1532 Patients prefer this over the normal smoke and mirrors. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1533 He's a huge Travolta fan. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1534 Laser technology is much more funny 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1535 Jerry, does HR have a signed waiver on file for potential glitter exposure? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1536 It comes with the VIP room medical plan and a two drink minimum. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1537 Well, this IS better lighting... 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1538 Maybe playing "I will survive" is a bit much. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1539 Congratulations! This is your 100th operation! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1540 We were listening to disco music already and I thought, why not? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1541 Waiting on insurance approval. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1542 It’s part of our hospital retention plan to maintain a fun work atmosphere while the surgeon berates everyone in the room. 1.2276 0.05007 123 103 12 8
1543 "Stayin' Alive"... works every time 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1544 The strobe light was too distracting. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1545 Amazing what it does for the general mood. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1546 What's more, if he wakes up, he'll think he's in heaven! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1547 We just thought, since the pandemic is over... 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1548 If this works we are all dancing by midnight. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1549 Happy New Year, guys. Maybe this year they’ll listen to us. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1550 Since he asked us to play "Stayin' Alive," I thought we could go full disco. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1551 Health insurance agents make the best bouncers. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1552 ok now everyone "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah,..." 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1553 I guess the new doctor is a DDS, an MD, a DO and a DJ. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1554 It does have a certain je ne sais quoi 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1555 Glow stick 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1556 Luckily, we got it out of the patient before it started spinning. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1557 Apparently this was in his will, but I think we should keep it 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1558 I said we needed health care PARITY for our patients. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1559 On the other hand, our drugs are better than the ones at Studio 54. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1560 Doctor Travolta says, the man is all right. He just has a bad case of -- disco fever! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1561 No way insurance covers disco balls 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1562 The aroma therapy guy pitched it to the Department Chair. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
1563 Let's Hustle! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1564 It’s raining men. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1565 I fear he will boogie no more. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1566 If I knew I would have worn my platform shoes 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1567 Ah,ha,ha,ha,stayin' alive 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1568 Maybe we can do the operation after the ball drops. Just seconds to go... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1569 Would Stayin' Alive be too on point? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1570 This explains Saturday night’s fever. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1571 This isn’t what I meant by disco revival! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1572 It helps me relax. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1573 I warned you not to overdo the anesthesia! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1574 We’ve been seeing a steady increase in disco fever lately. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1575 The polyester surgical gowns were even harder to find. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1576 If it doesn't cure his disco fever we can always just cut it out. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1577 Really classes up the place. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1578 The ball can stay but quit playing "Staying Alive." 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1579 Studies have shown that it significantly reduces the ‘yuck’ factor. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1580 I wish he was awake to see it. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
1581 Good evening and welcome to “Chopped: Hospital Edition!” 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1582 But it goes perfectly with your OR playlist! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1583 It actually gives me a 1970’s kind of optimism. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1584 come on Dave we are working 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1585 I'm still celebrating my final student loan payment. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1586 I was looking for a new light on the situation. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1587 Don’t you ever want to stop everything and just dance, dance, dance? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1588 That’s one hell of a gall bladder. Take it away, boys! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1589 He came in with a night fever and now it's a disco inferno. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1590 Saturday Night Surgery 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1591 I thought it went well with that Bee Gees song you always play during surgeries. 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
1592 I want this guys insurance. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1593 This is the worst case of Night Fever I’ve ever seen 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1594 And just like that, his disco fever has completely resolved. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1595 This is one thing I hope does go viral. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1596 Scalpel please, nurse... and a dusting of glitter. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1597 I feel like a disco ball and "Staying Alive" on the speakers really add to the mood. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1598 Remind me: What's the procedure for Saturday Night Fever? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1599 Let's start with Journey To The Centre Of Your Heart by Donna Summer. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1600 We can’t figure out universal healthcare but this is pretty cool. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1601 Maybe we should doublecheck the labels on the drugs we're using in here. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1602 I know, I know, but management has declined my request to update the lighting 3 times already. Now pass me the limited-edition Bee Gees scalpel. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1603 Happy New Year and pass the scalpel. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1604 His blood tests indicated either Rockin' Pneumonia or Boogie-Woogie Flu, but I'm prepping for Dance Fever, just in case. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1605 The “Stayin’ Alive” soundtrack really completes the look. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1606 It's a waste of time - let's party!! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1607 He said it would help him ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1608 Why does it keep playing "Stayin' Alive?" 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1609 Yup. Definitely a case of Saturday night fever. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1610 Either this lampshade goes or he does. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1611 I understand that she was the dancing queen of the Starlight Ballroom. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1612 Yes, Doctor, "Stayin' Alive." It was the patient's request. 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
1613 I do my best work in the surreal. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1614 I said disc, not disco! 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1615 He signed a DNRG. Do Not Ruin the Groove. 1.2222 0.04429 108 88 17 3
1616 This procedure is this patient's last dance, last chance for love... 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1617 Well I"ll be -- I guess you can take the Studio 54 out of the boy. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1618 Stayin' Alive" on constant repeat annoys me mor 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1619 Tonight, a DJ saved your life. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1620 It may not lighten the room, but it does lighten the mood. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1621 See if you can get him up to 120 beats per minute- something we can dance to. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1622 We need an emergency discoscopy to reset his groovy levels. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1623 And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1624 This patient is stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1625 I didn’t even know that did that. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1626 Who rewired the code-blue button? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1627 Somebody dropped the ball. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1628 Oh, that was removed from the last patient here who got Saturday Night Fever. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1629 The patient has disco fever. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1630 He was dancing at the YMCA. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1631 The patient requested we play Staying Alive throughout the procedure” 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
1632 It came with the Bee Gees deluxe box set 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1633 Are we opening with the new playlist? 1.2212 0.05458 104 88 9 7
1634 It says: 'Next, insert the Nehru-collar stent in the carotid artery and the bell-bottom-flange in the iliac.' 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1635 The family said he’s the life of the party 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1636 Do a little dance, make a little love, appendix tonight! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1637 Doctor, the pacemaker is still off beat. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1638 I distinctly said prepare for disk surgery, not disco surgery." 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1639 It does lend itself to a steady, even heart beat. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1640 Did someone change the light in here? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1641 His disco fever has turned into a stage 3 anachronism! I am going to need a smart phone and some earbuds, stat! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1642 His HMO wouldn’t pay for a strobe light. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1643 Anyone know the lyrics to 'Stayin' Alive?' 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1644 Well, you can tell by the way I cauterize, I"m an EMT, in dance disguise. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1645 He's got the Night Fever. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1646 Okay, now everybody skate backwards. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1647 I don't know why, but this is the preferred lighting for the vasectomy. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1648 The mirror ball is very popular with our Baby Boomer patients. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1649 Another case of Disco Fever I’m afraid. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1650 I see they are still teaching with the use of the Bee Gees staying ‘Staying Alive’ .” 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1651 Mirror balls make me want to tear off my clothes, jump on a table and do the Funky Chicken. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1652 I figured we needed to get out of our routine. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1653 I think we need to face reality. Disco is dead! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1654 Why does this guy always insist on being the life of the party? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1655 What you doin' on your bed on your back? Ah, You should be dancing, yeah. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1656 I can't wait to try out my new move 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1657 Can someone turn off the patients vital signs? It’s off beat! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1658 OMG! Can someone please explain to this guy what a discogram is??? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1659 Ah Ah Ah Ah keep them alive, keep them alive Ah Ah Ah Ah Keep them alliiiveee… 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1660 I wanna be sure he follows our lights 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1661 Let's face it, Stayin' Alive is our lucky tune in the O.R. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1662 Last dance, last chance for laproscopy, tonight... 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1663 I prefer it to Dr. Rebecca's mosh pit idea." 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1664 Sad. Another severe case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
1665 Disco isn't dead, but this guy sure is. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1666 These patient memory projectors are getting more and more realistic. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1667 Oh, really? My file said 'disc surgery.' 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1668 Do you get the feeling they noticed the quiet quitting around here? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1669 I sure picked a bad day to kick my coke habit 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1670 Mirror mirror on the ball, who has the steadiest hands of all? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1671 The AMA lost it! ... a long time ago! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1672 So when we're done we all have to put our roller skates back on 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1673 You said you went to Harvard Medical, Gary. Make it fit. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1674 Another case of rockin' pneumonia? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1675 Take that away, he didn't make it. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1676 Let’s hope that the patient also will be staying alive. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1677 It was a gift from John Travolta. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1678 Gen Z new chief: the alternative was a lava lamp. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1679 Who dropped the ball? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1680 The light people see when we save their life come from this disco ball 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1681 Doctor, we’re afraid he’s got a case of Boogie Fever 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1682 One verse of "Stayin' Alive" before we call it. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1683 He asked for an out-of-body experience. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1684 What you say let's get the party started 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1685 I got the idea by looking at a measles patient. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1686 Next time, let's do this inside! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1687 Was 'stayin' alive' the correct song to play? 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1688 Disco is not dead, disco is life. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1689 Once they wake up, Patients can opt for Disco with Donna Summer or champagne bubbles with the Lennon Sisters.” 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1690 I guess we should note the time. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1691 The other lamp broke so I thought, ‘Why not upgrade?!’ 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1692 Perhaps too much quaalude anesthesia. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1693 I hate operating at Times Square on New Year's Eve. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1694 It appears to be a Saturday Night Fever. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1695 Looks like another case of Saturday night fever. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1696 We better operate soon. His Saturday Night Fever has spiked again. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1697 Typical - my hair's up, my gown's on, and my date's out cold. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1698 When you proposed studying the effects of MDMA on surgery, I thought we were going to dose the patient. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1699 Now, that's a bladder. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1700 If we can keep disco alive, surely our patient here has no worries. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1701 So this is Panic! At The Disco 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1702 He’s stayin’ alive 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1703 Okay, now I see why it might be a problem to have this in here. Scalpel, please. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1704 He just won on Dancing with the Stars. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1705 Oo Oo Oo stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1706 He said he wanted the heart of a young John Travolta. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1707 I was fine with you playing The Bee Gees during surgery, but I think this may be just a tad too much. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1708 Ahn, ahn, ahn, ahn, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1709 Nice try, but "I Will Survive" isn't making the playlist. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1710 His heart’s not the only beat that’s dropping! 1.2170 0.05363 106 90 9 7
1711 Well we need SOMETHING to turn the heartbeat around! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1712 Yeah, let's just tell him it was as big as a golf ball 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1713 When he comes around, it will make him think we haven't run out of anaesthesia. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1714 It increases the chances of Stayin' Alive by 90 percent. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1715 Hospital administrators think it will prevent burnout. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1716 It's a common side effect of patients with Saturday Night Fever. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1717 Just because he has a fever and it’s Saturday Night, do we have to go with the disco ball? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1718 My wife said it would add some extra oomph to an already fabulous room. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1719 We're trying to replicate his Saturday Night Fever. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1720 [O/S]: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve found the GOLDEN TICKET, in the esophagus of the MYSTERY PATIENT! 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
1721 It's complements of Big Pharma 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1722 Let’s remove this appendix like no one’s watching. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1723 This is what happens when you die at Coachella 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1724 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive, Ah, ha, ha, ha. stayin' alive 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1725 The patient apparently has Saturday night fever. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1726 We had to unplug his monitor, but totally worth it! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1727 ...and if it goes wrong we can blame it on the boogie. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1728 Do you have any ketamine? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1729 It all started with 'Stayin' Alive' during CPR. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1730 Does anybody mind if we listen to "Stayin' Alive" again? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1731 This case of disco fever appears to be worse than we thought. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1732 Oooooh, as long as I know how to live I know I’ll stay alive! 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1733 Is it almost midnight? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1734 I heard labor and delivery got a white noise machine. 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
1735 My Operating Room,my music. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1736 Well...the client asked us to make it 'pop'. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1737 FEEL the Beat 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1738 It's a new type of heart monitor. The light goes on and off with each heartbeat. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1739 Our job is to repair his herniated disco. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1740 I don't know, it adds a little je ne sais quoi. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1741 Let’s close him up before boogie fever sets in. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1742 Insurance pays the cover charge. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1743 If we don't break this disco fever, then he's a goner. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1744 When I heard we’d be operating on John Travolta it seemed right to hang the disco ball from Stayin’ Alive. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1745 Soon turned out, he had a heart of glass. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1746 This operation has a lot of steps. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1747 *"I'm telling you, This is the first thing they're gonna wanna see when they wake up" 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1748 You make us work New Years Eve, we celebrate. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1749 Do you hear the beat? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1750 Feel like dancing? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1751 I didn’t think a crossover episode of “The Good Doctor” and “Dancing With The Stars” was a good idea. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1752 Well, look on the bright side of things. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1753 It really takes the edge off the flatliners. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
1754 It's a test to see if playing 'Stayin' Alive' helps with improve our success rates. 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1755 Wasn't exactly what I meant when I asked for new theatre lights. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1756 Help! Anybody! Is there a DJ in the operating theater? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1757 Wow, this really lightens up the mood. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1758 It's actually a good sign. It means the patient is "Stayin' Alive." 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
1759 I couldn’t resist. The patient has a FEVER and it’s SATURDAY NIGHT. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1760 I forgot my roller skates. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1761 I said 'scalpel,' not 'sparkle' 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1762 Well how do YOU suggest I celebrate my 1,000th surgery? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1763 He came in with a mild case of disco fever, but then his condition deteriorated. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1764 Carl, you know the party doesn't start until after surgery. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1765 Turn it off, nurse. We've lost the beat. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1766 Disco may be dead, but so is our patient... 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1767 Doctor, it’s another confirmed case of Dance Fever! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1768 It’s her party, she can die if she wants to. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1769 I think it breaks up the tedium of day after day of florescent lights. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1770 Stan I like the new addition.. but don't you think it should be in the break out room 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1771 I’m not totally opposed to it, so long as they’re all Stayin’ Alive. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1772 He booked the Fantasy suite. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1773 Quickly, doctor! If the burst appendix doesn't get him, boogie fever might. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1774 Apparently it helps reduce physician burnout 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1775 10 - 9 - 8 -7... 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1776 Transplant successful, doctor. He's got the music in him. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1777 You thought he’d crumble, you thought he’d lay down and die, oh not Guy, he will survive. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1778 ♫ You're a smooth operator ♫ 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1779 Not sure how, but it's guaranteed to help his Saturday night fever. 1.2131 0.03901 122 97 24 1
1780 Well, he did like Studio 54. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
1781 ah ah ah ahh... staying alive! 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1782 Don't you guys agree that just playing "Staying Alive" didn't quite cut it? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1783 I don't think his insurance is going to cover this 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
1784 Try not to splatter any blood on my disco ball. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1785 What - is it Saturday night already? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1786 I mean, I did ask whatever for helps you sleep at night... 1.2130 0.05271 108 92 9 7
1787 it goes well with the bell-bottom scrubs 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1788 It’s not the disco ball that bothers me, it is “I Will Survive” playing over and over. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1789 Ah, ah, ah,an, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1790 It's Saturday night and his fever has returned. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1791 A reminder, he will survive 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1792 The diagnosis is Disco Fever. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1793 I hope that this discos well. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1794 We just got past COVID-19 and now Saturday Night Fever is back again? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1795 Finally found the underlying cause of his Saturday Night Fever 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1796 I used to think they were tacky but I've come to like Dr. Dre's changes to the surgery room 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1797 Don't worry, nurse, he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1798 His instruction were to cardi like it's 1999. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1799 We’ll soon find out if he has a heart of glass. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1800 Well, we are doing a diskectomy. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1801 Cosmetic surgery used to be exclusive 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1802 I’m not sure “Stayin’ Alive” is what we want playing during this procedure… 1.2125 0.04602 80 65 14 1
1803 I want the next patient who thinks about "going to the light" to stay in this room. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1804 I like his outer body experience 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1805 Is the patient stayin' alive?" 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1806 OK, now he's under so let's hustle. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1807 Yes, the glare is bad, but we really gotta boogie on this appendectomy. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1808 I wish we all had better rhythm. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1809 With this new device we can finally treat Saturday Night Fever! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1810 He just couldn't boogie no more. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1811 Yeah, you can get all kinds of grants for hospital improvements. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1812 What's the plan if a patient isn't Stayin' Alive? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1813 Well, it's safer than a piñata. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1814 This is when we play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1815 We need to lighten things up. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1816 It’s the only way to cure disco fever. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1817 Thanks to modern technology, we can treat his night fever, night fever, and he'll be staying alive. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1818 We'll have this guy dancing in no time! 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1819 I studied medicine at studio 54 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1820 Not yet Carl. The beat’s all wrong. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1821 Disco saved this life tonight. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1822 Ready! Turn on the lights and pass around the laughing gas. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1823 Can't they play something besides Staying Alive? 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
1824 I heard that someone from cardiology is guest deejaying tonight. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1825 I hope they don’t play “Last Dance.” 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1826 He will never know if we don't tell him! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1827 He likes “Stayin Alive.” 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1828 She has a severe case of Boogie Fever. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1829 This man is suffering from Night Fever,Night Fever. 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
1830 We should probably stop playing Stayin' Alive now. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1831 Maintenance thought I said we had a case of ‘disco’ fever in the OR. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
1832 They've spotted the problem! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1833 You put both hands on the organ and the disco ball spins. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1834 If the patient wakes up with flashes and floaters, it was Jerry's idea. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1835 Give me a hit off that anesthesia so this party can get started! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1836 Admin had this installed with hopes of improving our patient satisfaction score. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1837 Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1838 Med school taught me how to multitask. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1839 Spoon? 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1840 Discectomy, not Discotheque. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1841 That's the third patient this month to succumb to Saturday Night Fever. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
1842 It’s time to panic. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1843 Our patient, Mr. Travolta, requested the lighting” 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1844 This is our version of The White Light at The End of a Tunnel .... it keeps them guessing. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1845 It's okay, I sanitized it 1.2099 0.06265 81 70 5 6
1846 Well, the patient did present with Disco Fever complicated by Rockin' Pneumonia and The Boogie Woogie Flu 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1847 Looks like he's down to his final countdown. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1848 It’s obviously disco fever. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1849 The light comes in sparkling or plain as an affordable option. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1850 On the bright side, the disco ball installation was a success. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1851 The competing hospital has crucifixes. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1852 Just as we thought, an advanced case of Saturday Night Fever! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
1853 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1854 Let's hope it beams him down , not up. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1855 Apparently disco fever is airborne. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1856 It makes them feel like dancin'. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1857 Management is incentivizing appendectomies this month. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1858 Doctor, his oxygen has boogied down to zero! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1859 It /is/ casual Friday after all 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
1860 They won’t know if we just do the hand jive… 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1861 Patient: I see the light Doctor: up the anesthesia 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1862 All the blood and guts were getting me down a little. I thought we could use something festive. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1863 It was either this or the fog machine 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1864 Well,this is awkward. Time of death in 3,2,1... 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1865 Ok. Now let’s start compressions. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
1866 This disco pacemaker will have him up and around again in no time. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1867 I don't think it's working. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1868 The anesthesiologist has been flirting with that new guy in procurement again. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1869 This will help keep his disco fever under control. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1870 Yes, ‘Stayin’ Alive” is a good message, but really? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1871 I know management promised to compensate us for all the extra hours we worked during Covid, but this better not be all they had in mind! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1872 We've got to stop his dance fever before it becomes a disco inferno, stat! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1873 We've found that the procedures we do this way lead to better vibe-related outcomes. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
1874 It appears we’ll be able to skate through this procedure. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1875 HR said the hospital holiday party had to be rescheduled ‘on-site’ this year 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1876 Stairway to Heaven is inappropriate for our homecoming today. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1877 It's all part of the "Staying Alive" theme 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1878 Congratulations! You're our one millionth- aaaaand he flat-lined. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
1879 To improve morale the Social Committee suggested disco nights in the OR. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1880 Save the life of the party! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1881 There's little evidence that it helps medically, but boy does it lift the spirits. 1.2078 0.04189 154 130 16 8
1882 Mr. Travolta won't be stayin' alive unless we get some decent lighting in here. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1883 A little to the left, please. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1884 On the plus side, we can tell his family there WAS a miracle… 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1885 When the hospital said they would update the experience I didn't think it would include ours. 1.2075 0.03958 106 84 22 0
1886 We have to work fast. He’s got a Saturday Night Fever! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1887 Our latest initiative to promote work-life balance. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1888 It's from the insurance company; he doesn't have coverage. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1889 Who says you only go around once? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1890 wait so this is a real operating room and someone DIDN’T call for a male surgeon stripper? 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
1891 In order to cut costs, management decided this operating room will now also serve as a disco. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1892 I say we skip the biopsy and go with a radical discoectomy. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1893 The anesthesiologist kept humming "Staying Alive", and it kind of got out of hand after that. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
1894 Sure, it looks pretty, but the patients all wake up thinking they’re dead in heaven. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1895 Operating Studio - 54 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
1896 Ah, ah, ah , ah staying aliiiiiive? 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
1897 We've tried everything. Our only hope is that the virus hates disco. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1898 Is it wrong to enjoy treating celebrities? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1899 Let's put the "fun" back in Functional Endoscopic Surgery. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1900 Well, the patient insisted — he says disco is back! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1901 Good insurance. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1902 I say, let's dance!!! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1903 Siri...enough Bee Gees! Let's try The Rolling Stones. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1904 I said prep the room for a herniated disc surgery… not a luxuriated disco nursery… this isn’t even the delivery ward” @newyorkercartoon 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1905 You said "be positive," right? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1906 He has no vitals. Freak out! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1907 I said: "Fat chance,not Let's dance!" 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1908 We really need new fittings on the gas lines. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1909 No, I said this is a “disc” operation. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1910 Elon Musk is dead! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1911 It was either twilight sleep or this, the patient chose both. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1912 I always close up to Dancing Queen and the ball 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
1913 Just a covid cell with lights and no spikes. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
1914 'He suffered a Saturday Night Seizure.' 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1915 I'm being sued for malpractice in seven states. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1916 It lightens the atmosphere alright but can be a bit of a nuisance with the surgery marker lines. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1917 We really need to find a new co-working space. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
1918 It stops me from checking my phone during the procedure 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1919 Should we start singing 'Stayin' alive? 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1920 I'm okay with the ball, but I have to say that playing 'Stayin' Alive' is a little too on the nose." 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1921 This is how he is stayin' alive. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1922 This might explain the shaking buttocks. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1923 Can we do Open Mic Night at the Comedy Club tomorrow? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1924 They said it would light up the procedure better, but I just can’t let go of 1975. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1925 Stayin' Alivvvvveeeee 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1926 I know Mr. Travolta insisted on the disco ball but I do find it very distracting.” 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1927 I had it installed last surgery. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1928 I believe I've located the source of this fever. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1929 We don't want them to see a spooky white light when they wake up. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1930 Now will you remember to give chest compressions to the beat of "Stayin' Alive"? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1931 We aim to make gastro procedures more fun 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1932 Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1933 The day that disco died. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
1934 These come standard in the Travolta wing. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1935 Whaddya guys say we turn on Dark Side of the Moon and see just how strong this nitrous gets? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
1936 I tried to decline John but they said this extra came with the gas machine. Oh well, at least our CPR will be in sync in case we need it. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1937 Last night the DJ saved my life… I dedicate this to him 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1938 Wait for the heart beat to drop” 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1939 Because Medicare disallowed the cost of our chandelier. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1940 I think DJ, the electrician, wants the Hospital Christmas DJ gig. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1941 And the is the next innovation in surgical technology 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1942 The Bee Gees sent their regards for Travolta's hip replacement surgery. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1943 Wait. I thought you said discotomy. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1944 It appears the OR staff misunderstood when I told them the patient spiked a fever Saturday night. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1945 Do you think this disco ball will help him stay alive? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1946 He just couldn't boogie oogie oogie no more. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
1947 We're gonna need to call in the disco tech. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1948 Cue up "I Will Survive". 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
1949 So I guess it is Saturday Night Fever. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1950 He came in with a fever on a Saturday night. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1951 We use this equipment to treat a herniated disco. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1952 Glad our Covid money went to good use. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
1953 Well… At least disco will never die. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
1954 Of course, since his insurance won't cover the licenses to play this music, we'll just bill him directly. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1955 Now he’ll be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
1956 OK, let’s be sure not to leave this thing in. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1957 It fits with the staying alive theme 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1958 Start the music. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1959 Voila! Days of Disco! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1960 Staying alive. Staying alive. Oh oh oh oh staying aliiiive. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1961 Scalpel? No. Boogie shoes? Yes, please! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1962 It was this or the fog machine. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1963 I told the interns they had to Hustle 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1964 Boogie over here with a scalpel, would ya dude? 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1965 Saturday Night Fever? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1966 Damn those electronic records . I meant to type disc surgery, not disco. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1967 Alex Turner (The Arctic Monkeys) wasn’t kidding when he said “there’d better be a mirror ball” 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1968 Nurse, scapel please. Alexa, play Stayin' Alive. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1969 Time of death, 12:01. Happy new year everyone 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1970 New York’s hottest club is the operating room. It’s got everything, EKG machines, anesthesiologists, appendectomies, and those shoes that nurses wear… 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1971 He always said to throw him a party!” 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1972 Doctor,his Saturday Night Fever is spiking! 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1973 Helps take my mind off all this life saving stuff." 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1974 It reminds me that I never made it to Studio 54. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1975 Inappropriate? Stayin' alive is our whole theme! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1976 Can't you wait until he's actually dead? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1977 Today we are going to work on our dancing. [submitted by Isabel O'Dea, age 7] 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1978 He requested Unbreak My Heart. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
1979 We need to work quickly, his Night Fever is getting worse. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1980 Staying alive is the theme of this operation 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1981 Studies show that the patient needs less anesthesia 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1982 Mr. Travolta, can you hear me? 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1983 It's to distract the patient in case the anesthetic wears off. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1984 Does it ever stop playing "Stayin' Alive"? 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
1985 Just because it's life-threatening doesn't mean it has to be boring. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1986 Might explain why our patients’ claims of near death light displays are off the charts. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
1987 Welcome to Club Med. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1988 It gets way better results on my Instagram page. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1989 It says, let's cut a rug! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
1990 Make it stop spinning, I don't see what I'm cutting 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1991 Playing "I Will Survive" on repeat yields a 48% lowering of morbidity rate. So, yes, there's Disco Data. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1992 So when John Travolta joined the hospital board, I thought he was going to be fund-raising. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1993 I'd rather have a closer parking spot, but a perk is a perk" 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1994 NIH would not fund the clinical trial unless we included some innovations 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1995 I like to keep it fresh. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1996 I find it motivating to play "Stayin' Alive" during surgery. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1997 The other light Gary! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1998 Congratulations! You are our one millionth coronary bypass patient. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1999 “Damn it people, I said we’re removing the middle LOBE!” 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2000 Yeah, he wanted the whole "I will survive" theme 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2001 No, the other spotter. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2002 Is this what HR meant when they said they were boosting workplace morale? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2003 Disco is dead and sadly, so is he 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2004 We needed something to breathe some life into the room. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2005 I know disco is dead but this seems a little excessive. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2006 It would appear that in addition to his appendicitis, he has the Saturday night fever. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2007 I apologize doc, but can you pick up the pace? These darn coworking facilities can be annoying and the DJ needs to set up. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2008 He works for a start up, you know? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2009 I don’t get it…he should be dancing, yeah, dancing, yeah 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2010 It’s good for morale. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2011 I searched @pinterest for ‘surgery aesthetic’ 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2012 I know it lights up the operating theatre, but the glitter gets EVERYWHERE! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2013 How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? Stayin' Alive? Really? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2014 "This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around." 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2015 We're treating his Saturday Night Fever. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2016 Doctors. Let’s give him the John Travlota face he’s paying us for! 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2017 That’s the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, we light it. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2018 Is it too late to take that elective 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2019 OK, now pipe in 'Staying Alive' 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2020 I said herniated disc. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2021 Coworking spaces, am I right? 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2022 Oh, that's just in case we get a sudden urge to boogie. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2023 I thought I told Greg we weren’t doing a ball drop just because we have to work New Years Eve. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2024 Is his disco fever contagious? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2025 Doctor, I understand that Disco isn't dead, but this man is. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2026 We’re losing him. Any last requests? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2027 I suppose this means we'll all be wearing white polyester scrubs? 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2028 'Staying Alive'; it helps motivate the patient!" 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2029 A medical first: Lumbar Disco Fusion Surgery 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2030 Surgery is a lot more fun since we got our own You Tube channel. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2031 We must find the source of this man’s Saturday night fever. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2032 12:05 a.m. Disco is officially dead, now about this patient. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2033 Disco fever really is deadly 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2034 I guess this was the next logical step after we allowed music in the operating room." 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2035 Its from the IKEA, O.R. line. It's called a Scrubfliten." 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2036 I'm just hoping it's a leak in the anesthesia hose... 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2037 He must have Saturday Night Fever 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2038 I said “herniated disc,” not “he needs disco.” 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2039 Unable to revive Disco from a decades-long coma, doctors finally pulled the plug. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2040 if only someone had told him this wasn't the piñata... 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2041 I was kinda enjoying the elevator music with the ping noises in the background, scalpel! 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2042 Well while it's out go ahead and play "Stayin' Alive" 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2043 I just think it adds a little pop! 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2044 Must be another Saturday night fever. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2045 It was a request from Mr. Travolta 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2046 The patient requested "I will survive " by Gloria Gaynor and the mirror ball was my idea. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2047 Sometimes, I think I should have become a lawyer like my brother. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2048 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, stayin; alive, stayin; alive ... 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2049 You'll get used to it. It's just a function of operating in the Donna Summer Memorial Surgical Theater. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2050 I think hospital management is taking the concept of boutique medicine a bit too literally. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2051 The patient wanted strobe lights, but we had to draw the line. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2052 This will turn the beat around. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2053 It came with the machine that goes 'ding.' 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2054 We may as well dance. He's probably not going to make it anyway. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2055 YOLO 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2056 Does it have to be "Stayin' Alive" every time? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2057 It's no good guys, he's crossed over to the other side. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2058 Too soon? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2059 We're still experimenting with treatments for Saturday Night Fever. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2060 With this playlist there's no possibility of arythmia 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2061 It's alright, it's okay — he'll live to see another day. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2062 I said the scalpel, not the laser! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2063 A textbook case of 'Saturday Night Fever' - he'll bop 'til it drops. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
2064 We call it the Bee Gees protocol. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2065 Someone someone queue up Doctor! Doctor! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2066 (Please be) Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2067 Now we amplify the heartbeat. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2068 Wow! His soul really did sparkle! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2069 Should old appendix be forgot 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2070 I thought it would inspire us to hustle. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2071 We have one heck of a Grant Writer! 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2072 Remember, never point the laser knife at it. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2073 Oh no, he's still got that Saturday Night Fever 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2074 I thought you requested Panic! At The Disco? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2075 It's a pilot for a new reality show, "Surgery With the Stars." 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2076 Let’s have some organ music! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2077 Yes, it's the standard procedure to treat the night fever, 1.2000 0.04423 130 110 14 6
2078 Time to cue up "Stayin' Alive". 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2079 I will be taking over for Dr Fowler pending the outcome of an investigation that surprises no one. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2080 TikTok is gonna love this. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2081 I said intubate, not decorate! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2082 If anyone asks, he was DOA, right? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2083 He wanted to party like it’s 1999 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2084 All that was available was the discOR 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2085 He has a premium insurance. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2086 Who doesn't need a discoplasty? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2087 We are ready to begin the appendiscomy. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2088 Surgery is a lot like dancing. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2089 He has very good insurance. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2090 Doing surgery on Xmas does have its challenges. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2091 STAYIN’ ALIVE, Ya! Ya! Ya! STAYIN’ ALIIIIVE! Let’s do this! 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2092 Maybe he's not ready for the light? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2093 I hate disco too, but he requested we play "Staying Alive." 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2094 And now for some syncopated, synthesized surgery! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2095 I hope everyone likes “Staying Alive”! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2096 Why does dis go round? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2097 I asked for "Wake up Little Suzie" , not ""Staying Alive". 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2098 Disco or Die ✨ 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
2099 Sing along with me: keep him alive, keep him alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2100 But it IS what you wrote, doctor: a lumbar discoectomy ! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2101 This is as close as I will get to a glittering career. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2102 I think it'll be a spotty recovery. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2103 we want to make sure our patients are stayin’ alive. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2104 Are you quite certain this is the best way to treat Saturday Night Fever? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2105 Don't you think it's a little early to be decorating for the anesthesia party tonight? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2106 In this OR, "Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive." 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2107 Not exactly what I expected for healthcare worker appreciation week 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2108 Watch what happens when we whisper, ‘Go toward the light.’ You’ll be in stitches! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2109 My diagnosis is: Saturday night fever. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2110 Oh, oh, oh, staying alive, Staying Alive! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2111 Together now: ‘should auld appendix be forgot…’ 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2112 Doctors Without Borders conveniently didn't specify which village people I'd be treating. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2113 It's not covered by Medicare, but it's become an integral part of my process. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2114 This is not what I meant by an operating theater. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2115 Should we turn off Staying Alive now that he's dead? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2116 ...and add the track "Staying Alive" and we're bound to top the charts..." 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2117 Alexa, skip ‘Another one Bites the dust!’ 1.1978 0.05893 91 80 4 7
2118 But I got it on sale 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2119 Whoever was in charge with cleaning up after the last night's party better have at least a kickass playlist for us 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2120 X-ray me fa so la ti do-over. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2121 "Let's kick off the playlist with 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees." 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2122 I think it came from the bikini bar next door. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2123 At least disco never dies. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2124 Music. Action 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2125 I was against it at first, but it really adds that 'je ne sais quoi' to an otherwise sterile design. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2126 Heaven! He ‘s in Heaven, And his heart beats so that he can hardly speak… 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2127 When does the dancing start? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2128 Looks like a classic case of Saturday night fever. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2129 I was okay with streaming the Donna Summer songs, but do we really need this? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2130 Perks of operating on New Years Eve 1.1977 0.05922 86 75 5 6
2131 They’ll do ANYTHING to get us back in office. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2132 Once again doctor, you've brought brilliance to the operating room. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2133 Now I feel in my element. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2134 Mr. Travolta insisted. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2135 In response to your complaints about the exhaustion of healthcare workers, admin has done...this. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2136 I like the nightlife. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2137 Time of death: January 1, 12:00 AM 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2138 Now I know why they call this operating room Studio 54! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2139 This is the last time I let you pick the playlist. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2140 There are reports of a 3.7 percent improvement in surgical outcomes done with a strobe light. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2141 DisCovid like it’s 1999 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2142 This is not what I meant when I said we needed better lighting. 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
2143 His fever is too high to proceed with the operation 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
2144 The insurance companies had us put it in. It's called Stayin Alive lighting. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2145 Say it with me. We are all stars in here. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2146 ‘Where’s dis go’? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2147 Looks like a herniated disco. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2148 Come on, just follow the beat! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2149 His only hope is to induce Disco Fever. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2150 The "Stain' Alive" song I get, But the disco ball's too much. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2151 Now, whatever the outcome, I always feel like dancing. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2152 Ya he grew up in the 70s. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2153 Alexa.........play "Staying Alive" 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2154 He,he,he,he’s stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2155 Now start playing "Stayin' Alive" 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2156 This new experimental treatment is part of a double-blinding study. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2157 It helps me feel more God like. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2158 "Stop. Spinning." 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2159 You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, nurse pass the patient's spleen. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2160 Quick, turn the monitor up. Let's get this party going. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2161 Who picked Stayin’ Alive? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2162 this has really increased our patients “going to the light” 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2163 This used to be more fun. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2164 The dance hall use starts at 8PM sharp. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2165 Disco isn't the only thing that's dead. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2166 Mr. Travolta insisted upon this before his operation. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2167 Well, it does liven up this situation. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2168 Well, it's Saturday night, and he's got a fever. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2169 Sick beat! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2170 It adds a little glamour to the procedure! 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
2171 Someone needs to have a word with the social committee. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2172 I told you “Disco Gall Bladder Removal” was an awful theme for our prom. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2173 Panic at the operating room. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2174 As I suspect, the patient is suffering from disco fever. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2175 Hey look, it's a slipped disc-o! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2176 Come on, "Stayin' Alive" is so cliche. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2177 I'm ok with the disco ball. I will Survive not so much. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2178 Staying alive…you hoo you hoo Staying alive… 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2179 Get me 10cc of funk,stat! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2180 Let's put a little funk in his sutures. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2181 This way "Staying Alive" is the last song in their head before anesthesia... 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2182 Now just crank up "Stayin' Alive" and we're good to go! 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2183 Do you think the “Stayin’ Alive” theme is maybe a little over the top? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2184 Call me Dr. Disco. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2185 Oh, it creates a lovely mood, but I'm still going to need a better light. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2186 It’s the worst kind: disco fever. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2187 His out-of-body experience is having a ball. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2188 It's magical 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2189 Our biggest donor is a ballroom dancer. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2190 Super freaky, but now we know he is stayin' alive... 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2191 'Y'all thinking what I'm thinking?' 'Yep, someone clearly dropped the ball. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2192 Do you really mean to tell me that the rotation of the ball is STILL out of sync with the beat? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2193 Is this covered by his insurance? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2194 I know. And when I ordered it I even made a point of saying it was for the theatre 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2195 He's the last dancer standing from the Studio 54 golden days. This will keep him going while we surgically update his rhythm. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2196 Staying alive. Staying alive. Oo oo oo oo, staying ali-i-i-ive. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2197 Doctor, add Disco Fever to his chart—STAT. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2198 I said to prepare the room for a “disc operation”, not a “disco aspiration”! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2199 I didn't know that Saturday Night Fever required surgical intervention. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2200 this is so “mirrorball” by taylor swift 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2201 He asked that we play "Stayin' Alive." 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2202 So you think you can operate? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2203 And of course we pipe in “Stayin’ Alive”! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2204 Oh no.... I DON'T FEEL THE BEAT! 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2205 These PPO plans are wild. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2206 Do you really think a ball drop is the best way to make an incision? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2207 Do you think it’s reassuring when we play ‘Staying Alive?’ 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2208 CPR to “Staying Alive” is one thing but this is ridiculous 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2209 I ordered twilight sedation, not nightlife simulation. My bad. Do you think his health insurance will cover it? 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2210 Sometimes dancing is the best medicine 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2211 Hey, look at all the teeny spleens. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2212 It’s what you do when you operate on Travolta. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2213 Matt, in what world does “colon is discolored” sound like “call in the disco ball”? 1.1935 0.05567 93 81 6 6
2214 ...and so I just Googled 'lighting good for drugs'... 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2215 Glad to see the patient's heart beating strongly to the rhythm. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2216 now, to get into that disco-lated shoulder 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2217 This swilling light has magical healing powers. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2218 Looks like we found the prize inside 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2219 . “We will have him up and dancing in no time.” 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2220 Microphone. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2221 I hope he's stayin' alive! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2222 It was on the checklist. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2223 Love it or hate it - surgeons get all the glamor. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2224 I don’t know…it just brings that”Stayin’ Alive” vibe to the room, don’t ya think? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2225 No! I was looking forward to a bright, sterile room. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2226 So, when that happens, it means the patient has just died. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2227 It's for the OBeeGees. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2228 He's very into "Stayin' Alive." 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2229 I thought it went with that whole Stayin’ Alive” vibe. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2230 Brings a little pizzazz to ‘going into the light’ - don’t you think? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2231 It helps remind me that dis go dis way and dis go dat way 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2232 Mirror Mirrorball up on top, how do I make his heart not stop? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2233 More cowbell stat 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2234 Agreed. The doctor stays under and we are not going back to sit in the waiting room until this "ON TIME" chip has been successfully implanted. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2235 And now, ladies and gentlemen ... the Stones! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2236 Wouldn't do a sex change without one! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2237 It comes with my 70’s Spotify playlist. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2238 We're trying to see if playing 'Stayin' Alive' during surgery helps at all. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2239 It help patients with Night Fever recover more quickly. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2240 Ah, ha, ha, ha he's stayin' alive. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2241 I thought we asked for white? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2242 But I love Donna Summer playing while we operate. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2243 Maybe if we stop playing "Staying Alive" it will go away. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2244 ?Uh uh uh uh staying alive ? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2245 Must be Saturday Night! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2246 work-fun balance 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2247 Now if we can't find it in any of these mirrors, it's gone 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2248 why are you taking us along with him 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2249 You said he needed help stayin' alive. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2250 I’m just saying that Stayin’ Alive is getting a little old at this point. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2251 it came with him 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2252 So is it OK to break into dance? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2253 OK, we've got the Boogie Fever under control; now let's get about repairing that Hungry Heart". 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2254 It adds a certain a certain Je ne sais quoi to the OR. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2255 This will get us more TikTok followers for sure 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2256 Cutting for the very first time. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2257 He apparently has as acute case of ‘Night Fever, Night Fe-ver’. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2258 I dunno, it's got a good beat, but it's hard to dance to. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2259 In this case, I thought ‘Staying Alive’ might be appropriate. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2260 We needed something to liven up the place. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2261 I wrote all about this in my disco-tation. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2262 We never should have accepted that endowment from Disco Stu. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2263 Supposed to help us deal with fevers, especially on Saturday night. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2264 He said he's had this kidney stone since the '70s. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2265 Since pay cuts, the OR has doubled as a nightclub. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2266 well I guess he's staying alive 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2267 O.K. I 'll give y' the mirror ball, but 'Stayin' Alive'? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2268 Ah, ha, ha, ha - Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2269 They say disco is dead,but if we can't keep it alive,then who? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2270 After all, she was a Disco Diva! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2271 He'll be okay, it looks like he just has a case of Saturday Night Fever 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2272 And, now, I present to you my fellow colleagues, panic at the disco. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2273 We did ask for reflective lighting, but this is not what I anticipated. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2274 .....and the clock strikes midnight. Well, Happy New Lower Intestine! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2275 I feel young enough to care. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2276 He came down with a case of disco fever.” 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2277 After this song it will drop and break the kidney stone. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2278 This makes surgery more fun for us and the hospital gets reimbursed for it under code disco.123 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2279 Sure it lightens up the workplace, but does it brighten moral and bowels?" 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2280 Yeah I figured, if we were going to pull these long hours we should at least have fun with it. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2281 You're on mute. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2282 Hand me a syncopated bassline with a synthesizer. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2283 Last night a DJ saved my life 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2284 He has a bad case of Night Fever 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2285 And this is why we don't operate on New Year's Eve! 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2286 Janet! I said it was a disc bulge treatment, Not a disco ball treatment 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2287 So this is what happens when we don’t say “clear”. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2288 Staying Alive,Staying Alive 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2289 We're sure this urban transplant's going to fit in? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2290 We only use this when the patient presents with a fever on Saturday night 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2291 It’s a classic case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2292 Yes, and he insisted that we play, “I will survive.” 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2293 It's happy hour already? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2294 There's definitely something funky going on with this patient's heart. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2295 He has club level insurance. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2296 And so an angel gets its wings 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2297 Get your groove on, the dance floor is open. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2298 HR mandated Disco-break 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2299 I let you have your Dylan playlist last week - this week it's my turn. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2300 When is the WTO going to declare the Dance Fever pandemic? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2301 I think the anesthesia is working 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2302 Told you he’s the life of the party 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2303 No worries! I’ll catch it if it falls 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2304 This wasn’t what I was expecting when we requested upgraded OR lighting 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2305 I guess we better be done by midnight... 1.1901 0.04740 121 105 9 7
2306 Looks like they’ve rehired that boomer maintenance guy. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2307 I hope this patient lives longer than this disco phase 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2308 The patient’s case of Disco Fever quickly took a turn for the worse. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2309 Apparently this was the best way to release "good vibes." 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2310 The patient came down with a fever Saturday night so we figured let's just go all out 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2311 I thought it'd add kind of a fun vibe. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2312 He'll need a complete party transplant. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2313 I love it when the anesthesia mask has a leak. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2314 Last week it was a Magic 8 Ball. This week it's a Disco Ball. Focus groups run amok! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2315 He also requested we play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2316 This man needs two CC's of three Bee Gees, stat! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2317 They say the body is a wonderland. But this, this is something else. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2318 I'm not sure if "Staying Alive" instills the kind of confidence in this procedure that you think it does. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2319 I think he would have appreciated the ball, and the sound track " " Don't leave me this way". 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2320 The only revival i'm concerned with is the 70's. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2321 The only way to treat this patient’s Saturday Night Fever is to do the Hustle. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2322 Malpractice has never felt better. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2323 Breathing Queen… 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2324 And you may look the other way ,we can try to understand The New York Times'effect on man 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2325 Gen Z’s idea of a positive work environment has gone too far. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2326 Will this lightning really make my sutures look better? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2327 I thought it said disc operation. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2328 stayin’alivestayin’alive ~ “yah ~ it is ~ it’s the Bees Gees 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2329 Welcome to your residency at Club Med. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2330 And the magic begins 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2331 It’s a known side effect from using MDMA as an anesthetic. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2332 Alexa, how did Ms. Smith here collapse? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2333 And he's a smooth operator...(smooth operator)...smoooottthhh oper-ator! 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2334 Damn, the intern again 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2335 It’s harder for them to go into the light if they don’t know which light to follow 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2336 It's a celebration of our grand opening! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2337 After 1000 appendictomies you need to liven up the experience 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2338 This patient requests Stayin' Alive. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2339 This will be less disgusting than the black light. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2340 Welcome to the Dance Surgery Podcast. Today's guest is...no longer with us. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2341 Is this HR's idea of having fun at work? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2342 For the last time Dave,the patient has appendicitis,not disco fever! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2343 The New York Times’ effect on man 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2344 Stayin' Alive? I Will Survive? Night Fever?" "No-Heart of Glass! 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2345 Disco didn't die? Good omen. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2346 My God. This man has a terminal case of night fever. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2347 Round and round she goes.... 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2348 At least we didn’t miss the ball drop this year… Happy New Year. Suction and counter traction please. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2349 The board finally approved new lights in all the ORs. They probably shouldn 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2350 I think adds a certain je ne sais quo to the room 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2351 This is the most severe case of discopathy that I’ve ever seen. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2352 It's one thing to play 'I Will Survive' during operations, but the disco ball is too much. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2353 Doctor, I’m not sure your gallstone ball has room for any more… 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2354 Ah ah ah ah stayin' aliiiiive! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2355 This is the worst case of funk I've ever seen. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2356 Ironically, it seems to reduce complications from fever. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2357 Night fever,night fever 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2358 He's a huge Bee Gees fan. Now let's play the song. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2359 It's the only real cure for night fever. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2360 I'm not so sure he'll be stayin' alive! stayin' alive! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2361 Count backwards from "Disco Duck". 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2362 Hand me the mic, let's get the music started 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2363 It's throwback Thursday... circa 1978! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2364 Ambience, ambulance. Same difference. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2365 Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive ooh ooh ooh 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2366 Because I thought the operating room lights were too harsh. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2367 The theme of today’s surgery is ‘an appendectomy to remember’ 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2368 These hospital TikToks are getting out of control 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2369 We charge extra for this, right? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2370 We heard he had a Saturday night fever. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2371 I guess Stayin’ Alive is appropriate. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2372 As long as it's here, every patient is stayin' alive. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2373 He may have been a brother or a mother, but he certainly won't be stayin' alive." 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2374 He’s got a real Saturday Night Fever. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2375 His disco beat is back. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2376 When the organ donor has O- we can't help but celebrate a little 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2377 I think it means we should play "Stayin' Alive." 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2378 I heard it's for the Boomers. Something about Stayin' Alive or I Will Survive? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2379 Is the patient's toe-tapping a reaction to the music or drugs? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2380 Thanks to you, Doctor, this patient is stayin' alive! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2381 I like music in the OR as much as the next guy but is "Stayin' Alive" really appropriate? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2382 He wanted to be in his most comfortable state 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2383 But...he was admitted with Friday night fever. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2384 As long as he knows how to love, I know he'll stay alive. He will survive! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2385 He’s got night fever, night fever, and we know how to do it! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2386 At least it’s Friday 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2387 When I requested improved lighting in the O.R., this is not what I had in mind. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2388 And today of all days, I forgot my roller skates. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2389 This is common with Boogie Fever. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2390 We're keep, keep, keep, keep, keepin' him alive, keepin' him alive 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2391 He was born--dee-duh-deet-duh-deet-deetdeetdeet--born to be alive. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2392 I think maybe “Stayin’ Alive” would be a better choice than “Love You Inside Out” for your OR playlist during Greatest Hits of Disco Week, Doctor. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2393 I like the ball, but isn't "Stayin' Alive" a bit on the nose? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2394 We have more fun on the overnight shift. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2395 The disco light can stay but 'YMCA' by the Village People has gotta go! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2396 Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother, you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2397 Every time we make an incision, the ball spins, lights go on and we hear "Stayin Alive." Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2398 did you touch anything to activate this part of his subconscious ? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2399 Yes, he's from Brooklyn and its Saturday Night. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2400 We have to operate. He's got Saturday Night Fever. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2401 I think he slipped his disco. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2402 why, yes, Dr. I AM wearing roller skates; now if you’ll que my bee gees playlist , we can proceed.. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2403 The patient requested a visual anesthetic. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2404 I don’t mind the ball but is “Stayin Alive” really necessary? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2405 A little on the nose for an Orchiectomy, don't you think? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2406 Yes, I know it's not optimal. But it was either this or a lava lamp. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2407 I said to get "rubbing alcohol", not "clubbing alcohol" 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2408 How'd you guys know it was my 1000th patient?? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2409 He got hurt when everybody was Kung Fu fighting. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2410 Underwater asphyxia has been shown to enhance creative output. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2411 I'm afraid it's night fever. But we know how to do it. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2412 We got feedback that it’s a bit too sterile in here! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2413 What? We all took the hip-pocrarit oath, didn’t we? 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2414 Ok, "Stayin' Alive" was funny the first time. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2415 OK, you've taken the "Lancing Queen" joke a little too far. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2416 Full disclosure…not really sure I ‘needed’ that third rail of blow. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2417 Well, at least there’s one thing that’s not dead. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2418 Let’s - hope - he’ll - be — staying alive, staying alive! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2419 We get some weird near-death experience reports from here. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2420 I understand the request to pipe in "I Will Survive," but this seems excessive. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2421 Just setting the mood. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2422 I heard he wrote Disco Not Reggae as his DNR. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2423 When I requisitioned better music for surgery, I was thinking Classical - not Disco. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2424 Yes, a curious, little-known disorder of the distant past called ‘Disco Fever’. Fragmentary records suggest this indeed was the recommended procedure. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2425 When you operate on one of Dick Clark's relatives, he would have expected this. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2426 We’ll start with ‘Open Sesame’, segue to ‘Staying Alive’ and close with ‘Disco Inferno’. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2427 It says that while I’m a board-certified cardio thoracic surgeon, I still like to party. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2428 Ah ha ha ha, you're stayin' alive, you're stayin' alive! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2429 Doctor Yancovik. Your internal soundtrack is playing again. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2430 Sorry, my ex married the hospital's chief electrician. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2431 It's our last hope for our patients with advanced Saturday Night Fever. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2432 Is this his theme song? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2433 Our new contracter said he had extensive experience in theater lighting. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2434 You gotta keep the operating room cool. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2435 This reminds me of the Summer of '69, when all I had to close with was a song and a dance. 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2436 Turns out the “Saturday night fever” he had was appendicitis. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2437 Stayin' Alive"? "I Will Survive"? I just think it couldn't hurt 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2438 Distracting or not, I think it goes perfectly with the twilight. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2439 The lighting was bad before. Plus, it was on sale. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2440 What are the words to that song again ….ah ah ah ah ….. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2441 I told the electrician we do DISK surgery, not DISCO. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2442 The non-pharmacological postoperative pain management plan suggests multi-sensory stimulation as an effective strategy - I thought, let's give it ago? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2443 The lamp may hold the cure. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2444 The starry display will help the patient adjust to the end of daylight saving time. At least this is how I explained the disco ball in the back of my car last Monday to my wife... 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2445 Give patient .8 mg of adrenaline, stat. We need to speed up the beat to sync with the new disco ball. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2446 I will not perform surgery with pounding, syncopated baselines. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2447 Time of death 12:00am, January 1st” 🥳 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2448 Of all the illnesses to make a comeback, I didn't think it would be disco fever 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2449 When the invite said “Surgery Party” I didn’t know what to expect, but now I get it. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2450 This gives new meaning to “big ball energy” 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2451 If we're not done by midnight, this guy's a goner. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2452 There's no room for error here. Saturday Night Fever can be fatal. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2453 Who changed the CD? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2454 Seeing stars? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2455 Nothing makes the heart beat faster than disco! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2456 I’ve never operated on a disco dancer before. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2457 A new kind of hip replacement? 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2458 That's not a scalpel 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2459 I’ve never seen an implant quite like THAT before. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2460 Who put the beehive in the operating room? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2461 This case requires stroboscopic surgery?!? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2462 The procedure will take place at midnight when the ball drops. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2463 Does he really need anesthesia for a simple discolocation? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2464 Disc surgery? I thought you told us to prepare for disco surgery! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2465 Can't we listen to something other than Stayin' Alive? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2466 Can we please change the song from "Last Dance" back to "Stayin' Alive"? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2467 TGIF. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2468 I'm not sure why, but all of a sudden this brain tumor doesn't look so big. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2469 Look! I can see me ! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2470 You can’t go towards the light if there’s more than one. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2471 Siri, play 'Night Fever' again. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2472 I see you've brought the machine that goes 'Bling' 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2473 Sing it with me, "Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin Alive" 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2474 Is this because he contracted the new variant “Saturday Night Fever” 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2475 The new finance guy said this will cut our utilities in half. You should see the morgue 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2476 He wanted to keep his good ball. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2477 It's just in case there is another lockdown. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2478 This all seems a little flashy for a colonoscopy, but yeah, John, you’re right–the new Taylor Swift album does slap. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2479 Can't believe it, this is my third Discoectomy of the day! 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2480 We should really do something about these mosquitoes 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2481 The patient requested “Stayin’ Alive”! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2482 I guess previous surgeon went to med school in the '70s. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2483 He only has one but it's impressive. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2484 How do we know the confetti is sterile? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2485 Is it midnight already? 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2486 This is where the democrat hospital funding is going! 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2487 And they said Night Fever isn’t dangerous. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2488 Just had it installed on Saturday night…it helps to calm fevers. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2489 Let's begin. Play the music!!! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2490 You only get one shot before the surgery. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2491 Can we get a little more spot here? 1.1833 0.04581 120 104 10 6
2492 His EKBeeGee looks normal. Let's operate. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2493 There was a mixup with the equipment order. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2494 This guy will be dead before the ball drops 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2495 This one not only spins, but it also plays the Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2496 Disco's not dead. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2497 Remember, it's about 'Stayin' Alive.' 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2498 Oh my god ! he won! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2499 Anesthetized—still he sings: 'Don't rock the boat baby.' Why?? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2500 Is this THE Liberace? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2501 It’s for the ‘Stayin’ Alive’ TikTok challenge, so dance on over to that table and grab me the scalpel. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2502 I'll have what she's having 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2503 I may have taken the “Stayin’ Alive” objective too far 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2504 All I asked for was a raise 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2505 I’m not feeling very confident so I thought I’d show him the light at the end of the tunnel before we start. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2506 Okay we'll begin as soon as the strobe light comes on. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2507 Worst case of Dance Fever I've ever seen. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2508 Really, Travolta AGAIN? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2509 When can he moonwalk again? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2510 He’s on one of those Cadillac plans 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2511 Oh - wow. It's Afternoon Delight. I'll be back in 20 minutes. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2512 Staying alive, stayting alive, ah, ah, staying alive... 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2513 Remember, doctor - dis go here and dis go there. Please get it right this time! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2514 Why don't I put on Donna Summer's Greatest Hits CD? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2515 Doctor,she *will* survive. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2516 That’s from my last hydrocele operation. 1.1828 0.04573 93 80 10 3
2517 da da da da stayin’ alive stayin’ alive 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2518 I thought they only dropped the disco ball down during open heart surgery. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2519 Apparently it’s cost-cutting meets retro chic. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2520 Oh, shit, that's probably where all those staph infections are coming from. We were doing all these TikToks early on in the pandemic....fuck. Not a word about this, OK? Not a fucking word. And let's check this guy's duodenum for glitter. 1.1827 0.05069 104 91 7 6
2521 This could be life changing! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2522 And this device ensures the patient is stayin' alive... 1.1826 0.04717 115 100 9 6
2523 This was a great idea. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2524 Nice touch with 'I Will Survive.' 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2525 See?? I told you disco wasn't dead! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2526 Operate, operate, lance to the music ... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2527 Last week a patient requested an Elvis impersonator. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
2528 I can't operate while his disco fever is this high. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2529 The coronavirus doesn’t look so threatening as they claim. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2530 Hey, this ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, this ain’t no fooling around! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2531 I'll do a little surgery...make a little love... 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2532 So as we begin surgery on Mr. Wilson, I want you students to think of 'operating theater' as something really fun and festive. Especially when you remember how much we're going to bill Medicare. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
2533 Who can concentrate with this lousy playlist? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2534 We're keeping the mood, but playing 'I Will Survive' was too on the nose" 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2535 I think it goes really well with the whole "Stayin' Alive" theme! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2536 Welp, if this doesn’t work, I’m not sure what else we can tr 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2537 Remember, if he arrests, we do CPR to “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2538 Ah! Ah! Ah! He’s . . . Stayin’ Alive! Stayin’ Alive! 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2539 I don't know Bill, it just doesn't feel right. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2540 It does wonders for my work-life balance. 1.1818 0.03896 99 83 15 1
2541 He said “Staying Alive” was the most important thing to him. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2542 It’s going to be a long night, let’s boogie. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2543 Now are we allowed to panic? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2544 I always heard you were a smooth operator. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2545 We know how to put the patient back together by saying, “Disco here; disco there…” 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2546 They said it would make my bedside manner sparkle. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2547 He requested the song ‘Stayin’ Alive’. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2548 His religion doesn't permit science-based anesthesia, so we're improvising with discotheque sensory deprivation. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2549 Without a DNR order, we’re stuck with it. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2550 Just as I suspected. This patient has boogie fever. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2551 It’s that darned Son of Sam! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2552 We'll need to come up with a medical code for this" 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2553 Don’t worry he’ll wake up, he got disco-nnected 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2554 This is a textbook case of the Boogie Fever. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2555 Shame he is gone. But the lights are superb! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2556 Staying Alive. It's more than a song. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2557 Let’s let “I Will Survive” finish and then start the anesthesia. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2558 I Will Survive" is a catchy tune and theme, but I'm not sure it's appropriate in this case 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2559 He was very clear that he hated white lights. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2560 Turn the music back down. I've got a pulse. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2561 It's part of Marketing's new 'Stayin' Alive' campaign. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2562 I guess I said the word of the day 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2563 I didn’t mean now…. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2564 We're going to need a larger incision for this artificial organ. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2565 When the Gloria Gaynor music plays, we can begin. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2566 All that matters is he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2567 This isn't really what I meant when I said I wanted to lighten the atmosphere at work. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2568 I do my best work under disco balls 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2569 I just feel like dancing' 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2570 We need the discofibrillator, stat. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2571 --and you do the boogie-woogie, then you take the kidney out and that's what it's all about-- 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2572 Dr. Smith does his best work to 'Staying Alive'. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2573 I guess its better for the bottom line than more vacation days or additional staffing? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2574 I was quite clear - MRI not MRB! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2575 Apparently corporate wants us to Hustle 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2576 Time of death: funk o'clock. 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
2577 When I told building maintenance I wanted relaxing music in the operating room, DISCO was NOT what I had in mind. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2578 The reviews are correct, I’m very happy with this purchase as well. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2579 They said it promotes better work-nightlife balance. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2580 This seemed more appropriate than piping in "stayin' alive" 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2581 This gives whole new meaning to "Stayin' Alive" 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2582 Vital signs sound solid with the beat. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2583 Is the sequel named Saturday Night Emergency Appendectomy? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2584 Just because my favorite song is 'Disco Duck' doesn't mean I'm a quack." 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2585 Mamma mia, here I go again 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2586 Because no surgery should be routine! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2587 Thanks to this old technology, he's stayin' alive. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2588 It’s disc, not disco, intervention 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2589 He got a fever Saturday 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2590 And I thought he was dead. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2591 I think we're supposed to panic. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2592 So this is how to treat Saturday Night Fever? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2593 Not, not, not, not stayin' alive, stayin' alive! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2594 I was against it at first but it turns out looping ‘Stayin’ Alive’ during surgery has actually been pretty motivating. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2595 Sure I can do surgery, but I once f%#$ed a bee gee. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2596 I wish they had told us that Mr. Travolta's donation to the hospital was gifts in kind. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2597 Let it viri, let it viri, let it viri! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2598 Twinkle, twinkle little scar 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2599 Ah,ha,ha,ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2600 For God’s sake don’t start singing “Last Dance.” 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2601 Yes, but it will be so nice to wake up to. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2602 He went into shock when the cleaners lost his leisure suit. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2603 This really puts the fun in dysfunctional! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2604 His HMO won't cover modern music. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2605 He was brought in for a herniated disco. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2606 Staying alive - Bee Gees 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2607 Did he request disco? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2608 I like to loop "He will survive. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2609 The disco ball is great. It's the Molly I'm starting to second guess. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2610 All The Party People say 'Heyyyy! Type Ohhh!' 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2611 His Saturday Night Fever ran amok. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2612 He’s dead. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2613 No Siri,I was asking if the patient was Still Alive… 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2614 Can you skip past 'Stayin' Alive' to the next track? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2615 Not surprised that he requested Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2616 Don't worry. It's covered by the insurance. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2617 Let's party like it's 1999 1.1786 0.04532 84 72 10 2
2618 All signs point to night fever. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2619 I think we lost him. This looks fun, though. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2620 I forgot to mention that I signed us up for Lancing With The Stars 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2621 Will you play ‘Stayin Alive’ by Bee Gees? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2622 the vibe has been set. we may now proceed 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2623 It’s a dance floor casualty 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2624 It puts the "joy" back in joint replacement!" 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2625 Do not drop the ball on this patient 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2626 Where is our funding going? 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2627 Well, it's not Studio 54! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2628 Are we really sure this is as effective as the good old surgery? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2629 He'll be up and doing the electric slide in no time. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2630 Ah, liposuction, not disco function, my bad. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2631 Did someone just order disco repair surgery? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2632 Our 1000th coronary artery bypass graft! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2633 You know it’s all over when I Shall Survive stops playing. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2634 Hustle, stat! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2635 This helps me remember the words to Stayin' Alive. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2636 Per the patient, Barry Gibb's, request 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2637 I understand that disco music helps you concentrate,but I find the lighting distracting. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2638 Nurse! I said "remove his SPECTACLES"!!! 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
2639 It's dead in here; let's get this party started! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2640 Lights out. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2641 It does add a certain je ne sais quoi to the procedure. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2642 The HMO called it an operating light. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2643 There's no way this is going to successfully replace the patient's stomach. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2644 We thought it would take away some of the sterile atmosphere. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2645 I don’t need to be reminded that the patient wants to be “Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.” 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2646 He has a bad case of Saturday Night Fever, bur I think we can keep him Stay'n Alive! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2647 Saturday Night Surgeries. Management is trying very hard to retain talent around here. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2648 The song "Stayin' Alive" is just so much more inspirational with the addition of the disco ball. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2649 They said he feels alive on the dance floor. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2650 When we modernized, this should've been the first to go. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2651 We were told we had to do away with the old incandescents, so we thought we might as well mix things up a little. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2652 Surgery casualties may be up, but the boogie is getting way down. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2653 Do you know I can also cut a rug? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2654 What did you expect, the chandelier? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2655 One more dance before the anesthesia wears off? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2656 Think we should take the BeeGees Stayin’ Alive off the disco playlist? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2657 It’s a new Zoom device. Look in each square and you’ll see a doctor from a different corner of the world. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2658 I think the Electrician had the wrong address. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2659 He was a major donor, so we had to give Mr. Liberace some say in the décor. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2660 Welcome to your last dance. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2661 Doctor, I told you this would lighten the mood in this room. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2662 I think it adds ambiance 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2663 Well at least I can say New Year’s Eve didn’t totally suck for us 3. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2664 So you say it started as just a Saturday night fever? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2665 No no, for the circumcisions we use the Ballroom dancing lights. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2666 Let's remember our goal: to keep this patient "Stayin' Alive." 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2667 I said 'fix spine and disc above all,' NOT 'spin disco ball!' 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2668 Uh, check his mask. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2669 Wait until Scientology gets a load of this. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2670 Why shouldn't surgery be funky too? 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
2671 HE'S ON LIFE SUPPORT. LET'S OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE BEFORE THE CLOSING CEREMONY. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2672 John Travolta and 'Stayin' Alive' kept me going in med school. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2673 He has a serious case of Night Fever, Night Fever. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2674 I think he has Saturday Night Fever 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2675 It lights up when their heart beat drops. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2676 Oh wow, guys… I think I’m catching the fever. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2677 He did say he wanted his funeral to be a party. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2678 I do not care if this is Tony Manero, I cannot operate under these conditions. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2679 He said he was flashy, but this is a bit much 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2680 Do we always have to play “Staying Alive” ? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2681 Can the world be A better Place ? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2682 Who wants to do a line off the pelvic bone? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2683 Yup, younger ideas from the newer doctors in this 'Doctor-owned' hospital. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2684 I thought they shut down OR54 ages ago. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2685 hoooooooooooly shit bro— i’m peaking soooooo hard right now 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2686 ? Stayin' aliiive...? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2687 I figured we’d play “Stayin’ Alive” for encouragement 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2688 sharing space with the night club was never going to work 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2689 I don’t know why they call us divas. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2690 As simple as it seems, this is still the most accurate test for Disco Fever. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2691 |Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh. Keep him alive! Keep him alive!" 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2692 Congratulations doctor he did a lot better than disco 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2693 It's like disco... you've got to jive with the ball and all will be well. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2694 Let's boogie-down his blood pressure. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2695 Oh magic ball sparkly and beautiful we beseech your help for Johnny here.His dancing audition will have to wait until I reattach his leg 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2696 I concur, gentlemen. It looks like a case of Night Fever. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2697 The hospital's new mission statement is "Stayin' Alive!" 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2698 The lighted dance floor gets installed next week. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2699 It’s beautiful how the light catches the dust. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2700 Shouldn't the satellite be further away than this? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2701 We did everything we could. But today is the day disco died. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2702 How about we play Stayin’ Alive? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2703 Like finding this guy’s appendix isn’t hard enough! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2704 The glitter gets in everywhere! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2705 Operating on John Travolta is si distracting! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2706 And it plays "Stayin' Alive" continuously. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2707 This is a step up from playing Operation 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2708 I flirted with a rave/glow sticks motif, but 'OR 54' lets me keep my hands free. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2709 It helps to keep him Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2710 The lights are bad enough but must they play "Stayin' Alive" over and over again? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2711 Oh, you said our patient needs a *miracle*. My mistake. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2712 It sounds like John Travolta. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2713 Turn on "Stayin' Alive" and we are ready to Rock 'n' Roll with this dude. 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
2714 It's not uncommon to have butterflies before a big operation. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2715 Stayin' Alive" does sound about righ 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2716 The new "Stayin' Alive" promotion is off to a great start" 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2717 I thought it was a good idea too, but when they die like this, humming "Stayin, Alive" feels a bit too ironic. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2718 Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Staying alive! Staying alive!" Works everytime 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2719 Advance directives have really taken off. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2720 Nothing better than disco surgery! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2721 First, do no harm. Next, dance until the breaka breaka dawn. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2722 If he goes out, he goes out with a banger. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2723 I bought it in case we need a distraction from work. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2724 What good is the National Surgical Quality Improvement Project if you can’t dance to it? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2725 The 70s were one hell of an experimental treatment. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2726 Ah ah ah ah 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
2727 Thought this was what he meant by 'Stayin’ alive' 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2728 Starlight Starbright...give us a sign! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2729 Now we just need music to cover up all that beeping… 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2730 It started as the “Staying Alive” song for CPR and now we just go disco anytime we hope to save a life. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2731 I just want to hear the rest of this song. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2732 I love 'Throwback Thursdays'. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2733 This is not what I meant by a discogram procedure. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2734 This sure beats using the ouija board. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2735 Management wants us to bring our whole selves to work 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2736 Two units of plasma STAT! It’s Saturday Night Fever! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2737 And so he’s back 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2738 Last dance, last chance for life. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2739 Our patients prefer "Staying Alive." 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2740 When I said we’d be staying alive tonight, this was not exactly what I had in mind. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2741 Corporate says it will improve morale 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2742 Let's test this pelvis now. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2743 Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! Ah ah ah ah.... 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2744 Crank up the Gloria Gaynor. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2745 I was just trying to liven up the atmosphere in here! It is so sterile! 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2746 He was already stayin' alive. We don't need the sound track. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2747 You know… Just listening to Donna Summer’s “I will survive” would’ve been more than enough. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2748 It has improved the tempo in here. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2749 They never taught me how to change a light bulb. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2750 Don’t you die on me, again 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2751 Reminds me of my more confident days doing coke all through med school. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2752 Calling Dr. BG, calling Dr. BG 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2753 Turn that back off. It’s not helping. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2754 I tried, I really tried. There was no way I could say ‘no.’ Mr. Travolta was insistent.” 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2755 Look, if we didn’t agree to this Mr. Gibb threatened to go to Cedars-Sinai! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2756 Yes, he asked for that and the Bee Gee's "Stayin' Alive" on the intercom. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2757 And we have to play I Will Survive. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2758 Yet another burn victim from 'Disco Inferno.' 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2759 The disco ball is one thing; we probably crossed a line with the ecstasy tabs. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2760 No, the protocol for a fever on Friday night is entirely different. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2761 He'll be fine. It's playing "I will survive." 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2762 We needed something to lighten the mood. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2763 Classic case of Dance Fever. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2764 This patient suffered injuries due to a Disco Inferno. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2765 I think we connect the blue dots. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2766 It's a workaround for John Travolta. He's allergic to conventional anesthetics. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2767 This working from home is definitely getting old. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2768 I've set the playlist so that "Staying Alive" repeats itself. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2769 This is in case he wakes up during surgery, so he knows he's in a fun, safe environment 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2770 Ok, so for future reference, when I say “Take him to theatre…” 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2771 Aah aah aah aah stayin alive 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2772 Well, its certainly the most festive kidney stone I've ever seen 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2773 It just screams "Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive" 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2774 COVID-1976, am I right? OR "This is a new procedure called a discolonoscopy." OR "Scalpel . . . Clamps . . . Glitter . . ." 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2775 It says, “Operate on the l4-5 disco space”! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2776 Doctor,it must be the deadly, but groovin' Saturday Night Fever! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2777 One less patient, now there's only 332,403,649 people in the US. That means less inflation. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2778 We can’t just waltz in here anymore. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2779 Oppa Gangnam style! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2780 It’s the new wellness activity. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2781 This is the part of the operation where we get a little jiggy with it. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2782 Time of death of disco... 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2783 Check for Night Fever. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2784 Doctor, your mirror ball trophy does not belong in an operating room. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2785 Oh WOW,Cosmic! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2786 Okay, is this cost saving or stress relief? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2787 Ooo what should we call it? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2788 Themed Operating Rooms seemed like a good idea at the last budget meeting 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2789 I need 10cc’s of boogie, STAT! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2790 Don't panic. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2791 To save money we share spare with a club! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2792 I found Jimmy Hoffa! 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2793 Brings out the God complex in you, don't you think? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2794 It’s fun, but it’s not helping. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2795 Kinda makes you want to dance, doesn't it? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2796 Virulent Saturday Night Fever, but he's stayin' alive. He will survive. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2797 This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around...scalpel please 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2798 This light should help his Night Fever 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2799 It was management's idea. They can include this on his bill. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2800 Isn't it enough that we have to listen to disco music when you operate? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2801 No biggie. Our hospital chief is in awe of and inspired by the images from the James Webb telescope. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2802 I don't feel I've had enough sleep. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2803 The holiday party planning committee is off the rails. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2804 I recall spinning the bottle, post office, and drive-in movies. Good hands man. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2805 I guess disco isn’t dead… 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2806 I'm concerned about this operation. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2807 LOL you're right, his spleen looks way more ruptured here! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2808 The patient has come down with a fever of some sort! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2809 Disco never dies in my O.R. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2810 Don't walk towards the large, dazzling light 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
2811 This is the worst case of Boogie Fever I've ever seen. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2812 It's all about the ambiance. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2813 You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
2814 Dual use, they said. We better finish before the dancers arrive. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2815 I don't think they expect this one to make it. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2816 Ground Control to Doctor Tom 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2817 To cure his funk the patient must wake up on the beat. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2818 The crystal ball broke so we're relying on the disco ball for surgical guidance. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2819 I KNEW we brought him to the wrong room. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2820 I thought we could lighten the mood a little 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2821 Has anyone noticed that the room is a lot more brighter? 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2822 Look I know I’m panicking but I don’t need the disco too 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2823 Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2824 That's why I like working New Years. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2825 When a patient expires during surgery and the lead surgeon breaks into, “Baby come back . . .yeah you can blame it all on me.” 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2826 He's stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2827 This should put a ho-hum procedure in a new light. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2828 Bob, I know you needed special lighting for your lazy eye, but this is ridiculous. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
2829 It obscures the icky blood splatter. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2830 Pandemic! At The Disco! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2831 The patient has Saturday night fever. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2832 Just what does a brain contemplate under anesthesia? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2833 I didn't think disco fever required surgery." 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2834 The New Year's mini Times Square Ball descended right at the time of Ralph's hernia procedure. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2835 Management is taking this work life balance thing a bit too far, don't you think? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2836 Ho ho ho ho stayin’ alive…” 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2837 The order form just said "Theater lighting," and I asked, "Is it Operating?" And they said "Of course!" 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2838 Wait...He's not entirely unconscious yet! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2839 Maybe we shouldn't put this in him? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2840 I did my residency at Studio 54 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2841 I thought it would add to the whole "Stayin' Alive" vibe. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2842 Still no new ventilators, but party supplies are a steal. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2843 When I said hit the lights, this isn’t what I meant 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2844 Maybe it will help him doze right into REM. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2845 Lucky for our patient this is just a one-ball operation. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2846 They say disco is dead, but I believe with all my heart that this team can perform miracles. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2847 Okay. Let’s make sure he hasn’t danced his last dance. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2848 This is the only way to keep the surgeons in the room for an entire case. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2849 The Travolta OR is definitely the most fun. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2850 Keeps me on my toes and lets me know that disco here and disco there. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2851 At first I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2852 Disco never dies. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2853 Dancing with the stars. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2854 Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, stayin' alive... 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2855 Sounds like this is the last dance 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2856 The patient is ready, Dr. Travolta. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2857 Light therapy might not help the patient,but at least we have some work-life balance. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2858 When all else fails ….discos here should help.” R.Weingast New Yor 1.1707 0.03804 82 69 13 0
2859 I figured it was appropriate since all of our equipment was made in the 70's 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2860 I'd say we've cooled him down a bit too much. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2861 This is our oldest operating room the lighting goes back to the 80’s 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2862 Someone’s light was dim. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2863 The hospital is facing some cutbacks, so this is going to be our lighting situation. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2864 Stayin' Alive", again 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2865 He will survive! Hey, hey, he will survive! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2866 I wondered why the Bee Gees music just came on. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2867 I thought this could help synchronize our moves 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2868 This procedure is the only known cure for Saturday Night Fever. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2869 I believe in the miracle of light. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2870 I think his ether leak is causing our ethereal experience. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2871 I alternate "Stayin' Alive" and "Macho Man" 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2872 One little mistake and they start playing Stayin Alive 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2873 Ir relaxes me to operate with music, but “Stayin’ Alive” seems distracting. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2874 If you think we need even more mirrors, I still have 30 days to return this one. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2875 Travolta. Scientology 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2876 May the Goddess Donna Summer guide us as we repair this man's testicular injury caused by wearing his disco pants too tight. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2877 It adds some boogie to the bypass. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
2878 She said she wanted to be More Than A Woman. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2879 We're gonna need some more cow bell 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2880 Man, that boogie is infectious. This is the fifth case of disco fever I’ve seen this week 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2881 He's dead. But Disco isn't ! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2882 Everyone, wish upon a star! 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2883 Well, it is Saturday night, and he does have a fever! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2884 Dr. Frankenstein said to lift the patient up to the globe. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2885 I follow the stars when I cut. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2886 Doot..doot..doot..doot..stayin' alive! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2887 Hey Siri, create the mood for surgery! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2888 Welcome to the Disco Internal 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2889 Talk about a positive discogram. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2890 We can't suppress their urge to go "towards the light" but we can certainly take advantage of their crippling indecisiveness. 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
2891 My God, it’s full of stars. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2892 It's all about stayin' alive. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2893 When he wakes up -- pure Heaven! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2894 I said diskectomy, not disco. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2895 Ok, and now the music! 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2896 this is not what I meant by more light 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2897 Let's get down and operate tonight. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2898 Aren't you carrying this "Disco Doc" thing a bit far? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2899 I said I want the squeegee, not the BeeGees. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2900 Since my malpractice premiums are so high , I feel I deserve some extras. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2901 OK Google, now play 'Livin' on a Prayer.' 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2902 Let’s start it with, “I Will Survive,” and “Stayin’ Alive;” if things go south, we’ll switch to “Don’t Leave Me This Way.” 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2903 It helps ensure they're stayin' alive. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2904 Patient is running a fever, a disco fever that is 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2905 I dunno. This isn’t my speciality. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2906 ZOUNDS! What have we here? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2907 Playing "Staying Alive" just inspires me. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2908 It’s Disco Fever again and he’s got it bad. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2909 And now, we begin the disco repairs. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2910 Just remember once we start discos here and discos there. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2911 Stayin’ alive is the theme of this procedure. 1.1688 0.04297 77 67 9 1
2912 Wait till we close before the confetti drop. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2913 Please Please Please Stay Alive! Stay Alive! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2914 I told you we'd get better lighting. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2915 I haven't done a disco-ectomy since the 80s. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2916 It may be broken. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2917 Sometimes I wonder why I spent, the lonely nights, dreaming of a knife 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2918 Time to let our fingers get funky. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2919 Now you do chest compressions to the beat of Stayin' Alive. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2920 Let's just keep him stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2921 I may have misunderstood the mixed use room concept 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2922 Things are looking up since they added John Travolta to the Board. Jean Godden, Seattle Wa. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2923 I said, 'a disc ball cutter' nurse. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2924 The hospital just expanded. This used to be a disco. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2925 Paging Dr. Travolta... 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2926 Sure, the overheads were brighter, but the mood was somber. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2927 Alexi! Surgery mode! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2928 I love being drunk on New Year's. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2929 Really sets the mood, don't you think? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2930 The gall bladder's coming out. I want the world to know. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2931 Hospital 54 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2932 We're competing with the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2933 we have to catch the just right to close it up. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2934 Our anesthesiologist is really into discotheque... 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2935 The consultants recommended it for their ‘Stayin’ Alive’ initiative. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2936 What is this? A party? I think not. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2937 That is one big Christmas tree. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2938 What's with the memorial celebration? He's still very much alive. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2939 These Click List substitutes are getting a bit out of hand. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2940 This nervous Nellie insisted on it for the out of body experience. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2941 It gives our patients a little preview of heaven, just in case the surgeon screws up. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2942 Apparently this became more than just a Saturday Night fever. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2943 Shouldn’t he be on his stomach for a discectomy? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2944 Well, this guy might be dead, but disco is still alive! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2945 Ok, but I needed your help with the ANESTHETIC not the room aesthetic, but thanks anyway" 🙄 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2946 Yeah, I always thought it should have been Bee Gee Hunnicutt too. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2947 Getting down at the Disco Surgi-center. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2948 Should we bring in more surgeons to have a party or bring in more patients to serve the drinks or both? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2949 Budget Cuts… 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2950 Who requested the disco music? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2951 It works for Staying Alive 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2952 Would a New Years kiss be sterile? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2953 Studies show it improves stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2954 This should keep him stayin' alive. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2955 it's easy, just make sure to cut in 4/4 time. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2956 Worst case of Night Fever I've ever seen. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2957 It's another case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2958 I guess we should be playing "Staying Alive" 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2959 When the patient wakes up he thinks he's died and gone back to the 80's." 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2960 I said it was a discectomy - not a DISCO! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2961 We find it's the best course of treatment for Saturday Night Fever. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2962 Dunno…It’s a shiny orb I picked up on Canal Street “ 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2963 I never thought 10 hours of surgery could feel so good! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2964 Yet another casualty of the Saturday Night Fever. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2965 Siri, play the Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive'. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2966 It’s a setup we save for the ravely injured. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2967 Sorry, but this does not seem an appropriate time to be playing 'Stayin' Alive'. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2968 The patient is a former disco dancer and I thought it would be good for his recovery when he comes out of the anaesthetic 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2969 Are we ready to dance? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2970 I'm not sure that he'd appreciate us playing "Last Dance." 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2971 This might not be the best time to play “Stayin’ Alive”. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2972 Just a reminder that the goal for this patient is “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2973 Can we have something closer to the patient's heartbeat, please? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2974 Not sure he will get up and boogie Mike. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2975 Congratulations, Mr. Smith, you're our one-millionth organ donor. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2976 We wanted to be sure he wasn't frightened by a light at the end of a tunnel. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2977 At least this beats the bubble machine my grandfather worked under. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2978 According to the Discoverse, he's saying alive, staying alive. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2979 Gimme that night, fever, night fe-ver-err, we know how to show it..." 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2980 Let's hope he's ha-ha-ha-ha Stayin' Alive! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2981 Let's hustle through this operation. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2982 I thought it would liven him up. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2983 Your move. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2984 She is D, delirious 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2985 Ok, cue up Staying Alive and Let’s Dance. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2986 That’s a weird parting gift. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2987 He wasn’t on the list for or brain… rhythm and groove was the best we could do. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2988 We find patients respond better if they hear Stayin' Alive before surgery. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2989 We really should start attending those bugget meetings. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2990 Looks like the heart rate has gotten into the 70’s… 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2991 He requested "You Should Be Dancing" by the Bee Gees 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2992 The new hospital administrator did say he wanted us to lighten up. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2993 He's suffering from disco fever. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2994 He's got fever, and it is Saturday Night... 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2995 Because we have to work over the holidays 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2996 Let's do this fast and then we'll party. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2997 Yet another tragic case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2998 Hi came in with a fever Saturday night. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2999 Just keep the rhythm of the heart monitor in sync with the disco ball, and you should be fine. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3000 Who the fuck thought this would be a good idea? Out of spite I’m killing this patient. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3001 I invented this procedure. I call it the spinal disc-o-ectomy. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3002 Please stop playing Staying Alive! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3003 No, no, I want Handel's organ concerto during surgery and Stayin' Alive for post-op. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3004 This patient ordered the disco treatment. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3005 We haven't closed the incision yet! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3006 I ‘m not sure if insurance will cover this. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3007 Talk about a silent disco 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3008 'They said they'd change the lighting to reduce energy costs. ' 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3009 Paging Dr. Gibbs to OR16. Dr. Gibbs to OR 16. Your patient is prepped. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3010 Do a little surgery make a little love get down tonight 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3011 It’s the honorary Elton John Surgical Suite🥳🥳🥳 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3012 ‘While I recognise ‘Staying alive’ is our CPR beat, THIS is ridiculous!’ @skull__zo 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3013 I promise this is in network 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3014 As you can see, this this will be implanted and gradually reduce his fever. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3015 now play Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" and we're all good to go 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3016 I know my name is Dr. Disco, but this may be TOO on brand 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3017 I just thought it livened the place up a bit. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3018 So, this is the new lighting HR said improves employee moral? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3019 I love that song! 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3020 No Alexa, I said HEART rhythm disorder. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3021 Is that his spleen in your hand ? 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
3022 It's synched to the patient's heartbeat. No need to watch a monitor. Just listen. And if the music stops, it flattens. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3023 hey siri play no hands 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3024 We had it put in for Guy Lombardo but Don Rickles said "don't take it down, you mo-mo" 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3025 Are we wired for Alternating current or Direct ? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3026 Let’s just try to connect the dots. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3027 After this operation they're back on their feet in no time 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3028 I think the patient has Disco Internal 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3029 His diagnosis is Saturday Night Fever! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3030 Let’s finish up and clear out before the dance class arrives. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3031 Oh God,it's gone opaque again. Now what? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3032 We find it helps with cases of arrhythmia. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3033 Frankly, Dr. Disco, it’s a bit distracting. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3034 I guess Bejeweled is your favorite on the new album, Tom? #taylorswift 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3035 Ever since the pandemic, I have decided that every day is a gift and we should celebrate. 1.1648 0.05245 91 81 5 5
3036 I promised him we would dance to "Stayin' Alive" during surgery. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3037 Open Heart: The Musical 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3038 Apparently his favorite DJ was out-of-network. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3039 Do a little dance....... make a little love .....get down tonight....get down tonight 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3040 OK, give him the nitrous, then, just before the bass drops, give me a scalpel and the rib spreader. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3041 Shall we Beguine? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3042 Grandma sure is sparkjing yonight! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3043 OK, the ether line has a leak, or I’m back in college. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3044 Great - now they are playing “staying alive” 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3045 I told you, the equipment in this hospital is completely stuck in the 80s. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3046 Please play “Stayin’ Alive” again for this procedure 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3047 After the last few surgeries, I thought Stayin' Alive would be more inspiring. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3048 As we're working overtime on a Friday night, I thought we could still enjoy it. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3049 He wanted to go to club on his last night. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3050 We need to turn him over, he's got a slipped disco. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3051 See that guy, my hands are clean, we’re gonna take out his spleen. .... I love ABBA! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3052 Who replaced the surgical laser? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3053 Ware replacing his pacemaker with the boogie. 1.1646 0.05818 79 71 3 5
3054 STAYIN’ ALIVE by itself just didn’t inspire me. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3055 We need to get rid of that, this patient has Rockin' Pneumonia and The Boogie Woogie Flu not Disco Fever. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3056 I won it med school. John Oesterle. Burke, VA 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3057 I should have known this would happen when you added "Stayin Alive" to the O.R. playlist. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3058 I make my best cuts on the dance floor. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3059 It helps me concentrate. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3060 Cue "Stayin Alive," please 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3061 Hey, if we can bring back disco ... 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3062 This isnt the night fever I anticipated addressing but im not totally against it. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3063 Whitney is scrubbing in, I see. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
3064 Mirror mirror on the ceiling. Which of you is best for healing? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3065 We are so fortunate. Elon Musk is letting us use his latest in satellite communications. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3066 Welcome to “Surgery with the Stars” 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3067 I don't know whether to cut a rug or a rib. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3068 The third shift wasn't kidding when they said they hustled all night. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3069 This wasn’t written in the DNR 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3070 How nice of John Travolta to donate his disco ball and his kidney. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3071 A classic case of Saturday night fever. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
3072 I used to run on coffee, but now I just listen to Stayin’ Alive. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3073 I really don’t care. I like it. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3074 The Studio 54 theme really brings me back to my Med School days 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3075 Disco sucks 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3076 How long has he had Saturday night fever? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3077 Yeah, I ordered it. It comes with "Stayin Alive" playing in the background. Can't hurt, right? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3078 OK. I'm convinced. This club is clean enough for cardiac surgery 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3079 Mr. Travolta requested we play 'Stayin' Alive' during his surgery. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3080 It's a disco ball in a surgery! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3081 It worked! He’s stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3082 Doctor, I thought he’d lay down and die, but he will survive! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3083 Scalpels gotta dance. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3084 Apparently playing "murder on the dance floor" is inappropriate 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3085 Dr. Feinstein, I’m not feelin’ the beat. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3086 I'm afraid if this groove can't wake him up, he'll be a goner. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3087 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5……… 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3088 This has nothing to do with the contest...I often receive my cc of The New Yorker late because of the (antiquated) postal service's late deliveries process. As a result I rarely have the opportunity to enter your contest...extend submission dates !! 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3089 It's one thing for the surgeon to play 'Stayin Alive' during all his surgeries, but this recent addition of ball has to go 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3090 We lost the patient. But disco, survived! 1.1633 0.04960 98 87 6 5
3091 The patient did tell us to break a leg. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3092 Whatcha think of HR's effort to improve work-life balance? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3093 Well, it’s better than a Junior Mint. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3094 You do know it’s not Saturday night, right? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3095 Just enjoy and relax. He won’t notice. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3096 Home Depot ran out of their fluorescent lamps,so we just got the next best thing 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3097 Let's just hope there's a procedure code for Disco Fever 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3098 It´s a groovy kind of op 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3099 Now he looks like he’s still alive. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3100 Staying Alive was his favorite song. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3101 Well, we’re all ready for the herniated disco-surgery. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3102 Who says Disco is dead? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3103 His life will be on that TV screen in just a few seconds. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3104 We can't do anything here until his fever goes down. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3105 So, this is the disco ball I was telling you guys about. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3106 Night Fever,huh? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3107 Listening to music while working is fine. But this seems a little excessive. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3108 Because I wish for a world where the only fever people ever got was disco fever. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3109 Ten more minutes before the dance floor opens, let’s hurry. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3110 Xanadu knows what to do. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3111 Huh. They didn’t tell us in residency that this is why people with near-death experiences always claim they saw a bright light… 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3112 It turns out the patient’s heartburn was just disco inferno 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3113 Management asked me how to boost morale and I suggested a pay rise. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3114 Not disco-ectomy. It's called a diskectomy! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3115 I’m having the time of my life .. and I never felt this way before 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3116 The lava lamp was just too much of a hazard. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3117 Now THAT'S "staying alive." 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3118 Get me the Saturday Night Fever readout. Stat! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3119 Is it saying we should give him the surgery, or put him in the control group? 1.1625 0.05749 80 72 3 5
3120 It was donated by the patient during pledge night last week. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3121 Music and oxygen really do wonders for your heart! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3122 The Transverse Colon is rapidly secreting gastric juices. Let's Dance! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3123 It appears to be a case of dance fever. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3124 Dr. Terrio and his assistants, Fire and Ice, take to the ER in this week's episode of "So You Think You Can't Die." 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3125 It goes with our "Stayin' alive" theme song 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3126 If it would spin a little faster he might make the New Year. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3127 It gives a whole new meaning to ‘Stayin Alive’ 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3128 He loves operating to “Staying Alive.” 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3129 The most fun colonoscopy in town 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3130 We think it might be disco fever. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3131 HR is really stepping up their employee engagement. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3132 Well Halloween is over, time for some festive spirit 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3133 Studio 54 garage sale find 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3134 The fever is more advanced than we thought… 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3135 Puts a whole new meaning on, “Death before disco.” 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3136 It’s harder to see but at least it came with a DJ. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3137 Will he ever play piano and strings again? 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
3138 Tell the new electrician , this is not Studio 54" ' 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3139 Stay'n alive, stay'n alive ha,ha, ha stay'n alive, beep--beep beeeeeeeee! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3140 Thought this would lighten the mood 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3141 It's for morale. All Do Not Resuscitates get a disco ball. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3142 Round and round it goes, when he stops breathing nobody knows. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3143 I'd like to add this to my Story...... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3144 Hey-ho! Herniated disc-oh! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3145 Hey, turn up his heart monitor, would you? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3146 Laugh if you like, but I believe we're on the verge of curing Saturday Night Fever. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3147 Where's the junior mint? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3148 Those damn CPAP machines....oh, nurse 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3149 I thought we agreed on an Ikea lamp for the operation room 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3150 THIS is why I couldn't get overtime pay? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3151 More Disco. Less mania. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3152 In here, it's known as the disco ball and joint. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3153 The vibes were off. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3154 I don’t know. Anesthesia insisted. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3155 We’re all invited to his appendix’s coming out party. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3156 Disco biotech has zero medical benefit, but gee-whiz those sparkles sure are festive. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3157 You don’t see too many coming in these days with the deluxe Stayin’ Alive plan. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3158 Why did they stop playing Stayin’ Alive? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3159 Would one of you ask Bill in radiology to stop playing "Staying Alive"? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3160 Does this reflect poorly on us . . . ? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3161 Doctor, we ALL love Gloria Gaynor, but there’s a time and a place! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3162 The ball is a clever idea, but playing “Staying Alive” is brilliant 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3163 It keeps playing the Bee Gee's "Staying Alive...." 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3164 Should have stopped at triple Hustle. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3165 Sorry Doctor, it was on sale. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3166 The patient insisted on the disco ball and Donna Summer singing "I Will Survive," while we operate. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
3167 It’s been decades since I’ve seen such an acute case of night fever. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3168 We have been treating a lot of saturday night fever this year. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
3169 Is he Stayin’ Alive? Stayin’ Alive? 1.1613 0.05137 93 83 5 5
3170 I first learned this procedure in the '70s. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
3171 We're envisioning this will bring new doctors back to work. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3172 BP 190/98, Disco Fever still high... 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3173 Are you sure it will fit? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3174 Agreed, the lighting is distracting, but that's the sort of thing you can expect when hospitial management is turned over to Wharton MBA money managers. This operating room now also serves as the hospital disco. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3175 It makes the graveyard shift more fun. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3176 The disco light? ...Over the top. The song 'Crazy' ....Definitely gotta go! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3177 Make sure to always 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3178 Now begins what I call the colon quickstep. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3179 With this plus our Stayin’ Alive track, I just know he’s gonna make it. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3180 At least they’re playing ‘Stayin’ Alive’. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3181 Plus, now we’re also required to play “Stayin’ Alive” during the surgery. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3182 Switching to Disco Dave's Lightening Supply has really made hip-replacements fun 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3183 Just trying to help with workplace moral 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3184 Yeah so she kept the house and the kids, but I got the dog and this. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3185 It’s supposed to play “staying alive””, seems disco is still dead” 🪩🕺 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3186 Oh no, God took us by mistake again… 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3187 They used this room for the Halloween party and forgot to take that down. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3188 The only bad thing is that sometimes the string breaks and kills a patient. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3189 He has a serious case of Saturday night fever. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3190 Staying Alive...Staying Alive....oh, oh, oh, oh... 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3191 Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alive! Louder please! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3192 I never thought 'Surgery on the Stars' would be such a hit. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3193 It helps them stay alive. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3194 I've found that the disco ball and blasting "Stayin' Alive" gives them a fighting chance. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3195 I told them I wanted a consult call! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3196 Our patient's dead... disco isn't. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3197 Patient is allergic to Bee Gees 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3198 It’s soothing for the patient until we play “Staying Alive.” 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3199 I think it's time to play "Stayin' Alive..." 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3200 This procedure dates back to the 1980s. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3201 We've been doing a lot of work for Dancing with the Stars. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3202 So this is why they call it the surgery theatre. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3203 Quick — check the patient for a Saturday Night Fever. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3204 Part of the anesthesia for patients with a Saturday night fever. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3205 We've discovered the cure to dance fever. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3206 The potluck is setup in pre op. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3207 It’s supposed to offset the sterile, corporate atmosphere. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3208 Based on the presenting symptoms, it might be a night fever… 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3209 It just made sense after they issued us the roller skates. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3210 This, my friends, is what happens when you vote greens. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3211 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3212 What comes after "hey hey"? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3213 Do the muscle ? 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3214 It's so hypnotic...why aren't we dancing? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3215 He wants his teeth to glow at the disco! 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3216 The patient has a fever and it’s Satuday night. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3217 It’s touch, tap and go - complications from Saturday Night Fever 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3218 First, a couple of choruses of Stayin' Alive to set the mood. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3219 I think the patient will survive. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3220 Maybe we're taking this "Stayin' Alive" thing too seriously... 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3221 The patient was diagnosed with saturday night fever 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3222 Well, @daftpunk is playing at my house, my house. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3223 It's the best way to keep the patient's disco fever controlled during surgery. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3224 It’s so everyone can bask in my reflected glory. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3225 Up and dancing in no time! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3226 Who Put This Here" 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3227 Is this what the new Cheif of surgery meant when she said she wants the operating rooms to “sparkle”? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3228 Now turn up the volume on his heartbeat. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3229 It makes me feel like dancing, especially if the patient has really good insurance. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3230 Music plays: “Disco, disco doc.” 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3231 I don’t think this is what they mean by work-life balance 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3232 We lost the patient, but revived disco.” 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3233 Staying' Alive, Staying' Alive, Ah Ah Ah Ah Staying' Aliiiiiiive, 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3234 Dude there is nothing in the JAMA manual about this. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3235 Just in case he develops a fever. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3236 This is the first time someone nearly died from Saturday Night Fever. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3237 Discombobulated 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3238 This time next week he'll be ridin' the boogie. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3239 The last dance 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3240 I figured the strobe light should make this routine surgery a little more interesting. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3241 I always play Stayin Alive before I open. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3242 Let's transplant like it's 1999 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3243 Prep for hip laser surgery. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3244 I thought "Staying Alive" would be good for the surgeons' morale. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3245 Sorry I'm late. I had to put on my my my my my surgical booties. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3246 So this is why the waiting list for Saturday Night Surgeries is so long 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3247 I present to you… Disco Fever. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3248 You can charge a fortune for it and code it as ‘ambiance’. Most people just pay thinking it’s ‘ambulance.’ 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3249 Oooh, can we pick up the pulse please? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3250 Insurance only covers the procedure if we finish before the 'Disc-o-Ball' stops. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3251 This is the recommended treatment for Saturday Night Fever. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3252 Shucks. It's that stupid New Year's eve thing again". 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3253 We can't complain. We asked for different lighting. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3254 Not surprisingly, once the ball lit up the room, Dr Disco immediately signaled for the Bee Gees Greatest Hits to begin playing. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3255 Ambience. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3256 I said “DISCO” was dead not… 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3257 We do this for the holidays every year. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3258 You must be Dr Dre. Your OR is legendary. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3259 Groovy! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3260 Boogie over and get the scalpel then hustle back so we can jam it in the patient. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3261 I love doing Disco surgery. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3262 That's what you get for insisting on disco in the OR. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3263 It was in his ex-wife’s advance directive — if he died during the operation, she wanted everyone to do a happy dance. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3264 This is not what I meant when I said turn on the lights. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3265 Let’s focus on him STAYIN’ ALIVE! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3266 As I suspected, he has Disco Fever. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3267 Next, our patient performing “I Will Survive”. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3268 Well, you must admit, it does lighten the mood. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3269 It adds a little disco zen to the room 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3270 Charge the paddles and queue Stayin' Alive 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3271 They've all been stayin' alive since I put it in. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3272 I just can't stop singing "Stayin' Alive with that disco ball spinning above. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3273 He is our patient, we need to save him, he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3274 I’m testing for four types of fevers: dance, disco, night, and boogie. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3275 Let’s try to get this done before midnight. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3276 Look, even the dead can dance. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3277 I thought this would liven things up. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
3278 Let's make sure this patient is stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3279 Boogie Down, Get Your Groove On, Let Disco Surgery begin ! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3280 Who chose the playlist for this surgery? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3281 Well, we told them elective procedures can have fun results" 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3282 Clamp. Scalpel. Que Stayin' Alive. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3283 Disco fever doctor, ibuprofen,stat 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3284 This should calm our nerves if anything bad happens. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3285 Well, we needed better lighting! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3286 Please cue the Bee Gees "Staying Alive" for Mr. Travolta. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3287 I thought the place needed brightening up. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3288 Oh. Retractors. Thought you said refractors 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
3289 What did I tell you? This is better than anesthetics. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3290 Did you phone home Elliot? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3291 Doctor, the patient is as dead as disco. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3292 Oh. you are that kind of doctor 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3293 Disco tech, discectomy. Same difference, am I right? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3294 Will she be up and dancing with the stars in no time ? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3295 I know it's a groovy disco sphere, but I can't perform surgery under dim twirling light. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3296 Company parties ain’t what they used to be. Do the hustle! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3297 …and the look on their face is going to be hilarious when the anesthesia wears off! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3298 I think I accidentally took the drugs myself 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3299 They weren’t kidding, this guy really is the life of the party. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3300 The merger has had it's challenges, but at least we didn't get the room with the DJ booth. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3301 It's a beautiful day to... disco! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3302 Now that this patient is dead, its time to get au-tipsy 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3303 He's got a bad case of Saturday Night Fever. Let's keep him Stayin' Alive. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3304 Critical Care 54 is a great name but that never leaves this room, understood? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3305 If you can bring back disco doctor, you can certainly fix this guy. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3306 Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' ali-iii-ii-yive... 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3307 Its friday night and the lights are low 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3308 Well, at least disco isn't dead in this OR. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3309 Where's the dust buster? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3310 It's part of the cure for Saturday Night Fever. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3311 If there’s a cure for this, I don’t want it, don’t want it.. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3312 Let's party first; he'll wait, he has no other choice anyway! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3313 We asked for a mirror, not a mirror ball!!! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3314 That nitrous is strong, I'm seeing stars... 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3315 and the world came tumbling down 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3316 You see, they haven't developed a vaccine for Saturday night fever. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3317 Are we all supposed to see flashing lights? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3318 Dr. Disco should be arriving any second now 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3319 Must we go through all this 'Hullabaloo,' every time we remove an ingrown nail, off of Disco Duck's webbed Feet? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3320 « And one more device that shines and bleeps. » 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3321 Stay with me Nurse! I don't want any Panic at this Disco! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
3322 Love the new format for zoom meetings 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3323 The caption contest provides the most ridiculous drawings, then expects regular people to make them funny. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3324 Can't we find another place for the ball to drop. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3325 AI has really changed the way we do surgery. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3326 Wait, I said we were operating on a disc, not in a disco... 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3327 Ah, ah, ah, ah…this guy ain’t staying alive 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3328 Ok, we up in this bitch until they pull the plugs out. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3329 I said YELLOW Fever, not Night Fever! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3330 Oh that, it’s a Starlink. I know it’s tacky, but it’s free from Elon Musk. What could possibly go wrong 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3331 This wasn't in our training. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3332 I like micro-dosing during surgery, it makes all the flashing lights and sirens more entertaining 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3333 I'm confident we can tackle his appendicitis, but I'm not feeling good about his night fever. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3334 Whose bright idea was this? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3335 They always assign the new surgeons to operating room 54. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3336 You see, the thought is that with so many tiny beams of light being reflected toward him, the patient will have no idea which light to step into, which should, in turn, dramatically decrease our mortality rate. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3337 Ladies and gentlemen-- November's morale budget 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3338 Ah, at last, ringers lactate! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3339 This is not what expected when I heard people talk about the 'soul' leaving the body. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3340 It was inevitable once we realized how many patients request we play 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3341 These support animal requests need to stop. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3342 Pull the plug. We rang his bell." 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3343 I don't think that I can take it,cause it took so long to make it,and I'll never have the recipe again ....oh no 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3344 Is the playlist still covered by insurance? 1.1562 0.04984 96 86 5 5
3345 It's the only way I could be sure he'd be stayin' alive. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3346 The operating theater felt a little stale. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3347 Why the surgeon is always late to your operation. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3348 "After this one,the drinks are on me. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3349 Cause there ain't no party like a bowel resection party... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3350 Operating by disco ball is the old new normal. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3351 Saturday Knife Fever 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3352 I knew the surgeon always operates to the Bee Gees Stayin' Alive but I didn't know he uses the mirror ball too.. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3353 This is the last dance, last chance for love. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3354 Doctors, I welcome you to the sweet sights and sounds of Disco-Robotic surgery! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3355 I feel like we should be staring at our phones instead. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3356 I keep it around to remind me of many happy weekends during medical school 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3357 It’s not going well. Engage “Stayin’ Alive” protocol. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3358 Ha Ha Ha Ha Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive, Ha Ha Ha Ha Stayin Aliiive! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3359 Most of our patients these days are Travolta fans. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3360 Will l Survive? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3361 Anyone else familiar with this light system? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3362 When someone dies, we’re supposed to look for the silver lighting, right? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3363 It does make it really hard to see what we are doing, but the vibe is worth it. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3364 Perfect, now let’s make this guy’s heart dance. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3365 Saturday Night OR 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3366 This happens every New Year's Eve! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3367 How do you think our patient would rather go out? Crushed by disco ball or botched surgery? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3368 I think it's a sign, Doctor. Let's wing it." 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3369 Ok, in favor 2 to 1. We put it back. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3370 Why do our patients always seem to have a fever on Saturday nights? 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3371 This is to celebrate every successful procedure we perform. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3372 I like to get into a groove before digging in. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
3373 HR said we were taking our jobs too seriously and they wanted to help lighten the mood. I'm not sure they understand what we do. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3374 The disco ball will automatically transition from "Breakout" to "Staying Alive" if the patient's blood pressure drops. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3375 Blame it on the supply chain crisis. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3376 Helps patients with stayin’ alive 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3377 I thought we could use "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3378 I mean....I guess that could be causing the breaker to trip. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3379 Doctor, Are you positive this will help get the funk out of this man?" 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3380 Stayin' alive, Mr. Gibb, stayin' alive 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3381 Can you play “Staying Alive” one more time? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3382 You saved his life, Doc. Still hard for me to believe he swallowed that thing! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3383 It’s a multifaceted laser treatment, MLT for short. Harmless, and so far not one insurer has denied payment. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3384 I said we’re removing a DISC, not improving a DISCO. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3385 It makes for a more festive atmosphere. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3386 Gene, it adds a nice touch, but it's also a fire hazard. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3387 After we revive him, let’s bring back disco. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3388 We installed it for when the heart drops a beat 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3389 Looks like playing "I Will Survive" worked, doc. His night fever's down to normal. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3390 I think we got it ball 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3391 When I heard that he 'discolated' something, I knew I had to see it for myself. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3392 Siri, play 'I will Survive'. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3393 This must be the operating room where Dr Travolta does his surgeries 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3394 I like to give patients a "Staying Alive" vibe... 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3395 Good. The disco ball's working ... Now let's blast 'Stayin' Alive' at 95 decibels before Mr. Jones flatlines 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3396 All right, who requested "Stayin' Alive"? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3397 Ok, now we’re ready. Prepare to remove the extra left foot. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3398 It's part of our Customize Your Surgery package. This guy was one heck of a dancer before ... his other surgery. 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
3399 Merge your career with your passion,my life coach said. I don’t know… 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3400 But doctor, you always tell us that we are your beacons of light< so why did you suddenly add a chandelier??? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3401 ? Ohhhhh, I am the lancing queen. ? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3402 He said disco puts him to sleep. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3403 Life of the party. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3404 The hospital's new marketing theme is "stayin' Alive". 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3405 ♫ Staying alive, ♪ staying alive. ♫ Ah, ah, ah, ah… ♪ 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3406 This is a case of "Night Fever, Night Fever..." 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3407 I think Disc optical ballistic lighting was abbreviated to disco ball. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3408 I thought Stayin' Alive fit the mood. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3409 You’re telling me you don’t see it…? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3410 I really feel like these workshare spaces should be categorized. The glow sticks in the corner are really throwing off my patient tissue viability assessment 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3411 Tiktok taught me this is how you “turn the (heart)beat around” ❤️ 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3412 ...and this machine helps with Saturday Night Fever. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3413 It was a gift from my daughter who goes to a party college. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
3414 Everyone requests 'I Will Survive.' 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3415 It gives a "Stayin' Alive" vibe. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3416 Slipped disco. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3417 He requested Disco Inferno 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3418 I need spandex, stat! 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
3419 He thought playing "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor would make this a sure thing. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3420 Is this to celebrate a job well done or me being fired? You really cannot tell. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3421 Hasn't Mr. Travolta suffered enough? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3422 This isn't what I expected when I offered 'house' calls 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3423 Isn't it wonderful the way the ballroom mirror ball lightens the mood? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3424 I thought this would liven things up a bit. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3425 We think patients are comforted to hear we play “Steyin Alive” on repeat 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3426 When this thing appears, it usually means Kathy Lee Gifford will be assisting as circulating nurse. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3427 Dr. Tom, we have a Space Oddity. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3428 I want to dance the Last Dance tonight, not operate till the sun comes up! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3429 Let's begin after this song. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3430 OK, on four..1,2,3,4, Stayin' Alive...Stayin' Alive! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3431 Some say they can see Russia from Alaska. We can see over 1,000 Uranus from right above us 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3432 This looks like a classic case of night fever. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3433 Did you ever see the disco version of Knives Out? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3434 If he starts dancing, we’ve done something wrong. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3435 This is not what I meant when I asked for light” contes 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3436 This is the third vibe check I'm performing this week. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3437 And this is why you should never ignore even a mild case of “Saturday Night Fever 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3438 Disco lights have been found to not only reduce stress but also electricity costs. So everybody wins. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3439 Wish I had a party whenever my colon was backed up 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3440 : "Play "Never Gonna Give You Up" 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3441 Before the operation, he said he wanted to be stayin' alive. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3442 Because I found the strobe lights, distracting. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3443 Oh, right! Disco Surgery Dance tonight. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3444 If this is META it sucks. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3445 We also play Stayin' Alive when we use the defibrillator. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3446 Uh oh, I think we have a case of night fever here. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3447 I have no idea but let's keep him staying alive! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3448 It's just a little reminder that the patient should be "Stayin' Alive." 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3449 I did agree that you could choose the music this time, but this is a little much. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3450 The dance club is closing. Can't this wait; he will survive. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3451 I never cared for disco, but their balls are the best! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3452 Are we going to have a surgery party? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3453 I thought it created a more lighthearted atmosphere that was sorely missing here. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3454 Whoa! Stop! Hold everything! The stars are out of alignment! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3455 I call it laser shotgun surgery 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3456 As it turns,it plays “Stayin’ Alive” 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3457 The reality show producers are trying to add some pizzazz to this gal bladder episode. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3458 it’s confirmed: disco balls are responsible for the spread of Saturday Night Fever. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3459 Are we sure there isn’t a nitrous oxide leak in here? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3460 Tympanic at the disco 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
3461 This is a vasectomy, I said ‘Cue the BALLS’ 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3462 It's the new after-life effect 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3463 He also wrote a note that says that 'he loves to love all of you and that he will survive,' but if things go badly please send him on to 'Funky Town.'' 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3464 I told the administrator we needed an ER for DISC surgery. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3465 The patient has the Saturday Night Fever 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3466 It’s our visual reminder to keep to the beat of the song, Stayin Alive. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3467 '"Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive"...It raises our mortality stats... 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3468 It really is a marvel of technology. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3469 Please God, take Elon to Mars 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3470 This is pretty cool. Should we wake him? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3471 This hospital used to be a disco. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3472 I think the pills are working. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3473 When I bought it, they told me it would “brighten up any room.” 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3474 The theatre was booked, so I prepped the discotheque 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3475 It reminds me to keep the patients Stayin' Alive. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3476 I said 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
3477 Step back and let the giant laser do its magic.” 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3478 Neuro must have had another one of their themed surgeries 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3479 Alexa, play Body by Loud Luxury 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3480 Why do the lights keep flickering? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3481 The medical staff at Tell-Tale Heart Clinic sometimes go to extraordinary lengths to revive a patient. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3482 I'm afraid disco is finally dead. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3483 I really like the "Stayin' Alive vibe." 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3484 At least Disco appears to have survived. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3485 Medicare Advantage says this is their contribution to our advantage. Each mirror comes with a different code. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3486 Shall we start with a rug? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3487 I have never done a surgery before buy I guess I can't panic right now 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3488 DaVinci, remove his prostate. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3489 The ad said it's a scale model of the Death Star." 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3490 If you look closely you can see your youth spinning away 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3491 Saturday Night Hysterectomy 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3492 When you said this would be a “retro” surgical procedure, I didn’t expect this! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3493 I still think the twenty percent increase in outpatient mortality is still worth Disco Friday. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3494 I'm trying to change the "I saw a big bright light" near-death narrative. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3495 I thought this would make it less stressful when we had to call a code. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3496 Disco Internal 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3497 Anyone ever request anything other than Gloria Gaynor? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3498 Alexa: play Beethoven final string quartet 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3499 I think we're done. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3500 I only remember bits of this from med school. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3501 DWTS is asking a lot…but we have to get him ready for the next dance. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3502 What? Technically, the heart rate monitor counts as a beat 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3503 It’s the only non-denominational holiday decor HR would agree to. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3504 Let's get down tonight, give this a spin, and boogie out his appendix. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3505 BeeGees Staying' Alive? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3506 Who would have thought that you could polish all those gallstones? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3507 I see they covered all the bases when I said he'd need a chrome dome. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3508 Is your name really Dr. Burning Man? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3509 Very popular upgrade with the doctors and nurses , the only drawback being the occasional mid-surgery outbreak of Saturday night fever 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3510 🎶 Do the surgery 🎶 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3511 We should hurry, at 9 this OR becomes a roller-disco. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3512 Looks like our raging case of Saturday Night Fever will be Stayin' Alive. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3513 Let’s remove the appendix before we worry about the boogie fever 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3514 Do you think flypaper would help? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3515 It's supposed to distract the cancer into submission. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3516 You say the patient insisted… who is he… Travolta ? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3517 We should totally put on "Stayin'Alive". 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3518 I agree,perfect ambience for "Last Dance". 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3519 The ball drop gives the OR so much more ambiance! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3520 I think it’s a soul train. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3521 Appendectomy? No, it's a new technique I pioneered, the discodectomy. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3522 What do you say? Shall we dance the last dance tonight? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3523 We have started to augment the pain medication subliminally. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3524 Fabulous forceps, stat! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3525 Steve Earle really can't let this one go... 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3526 I asked for a new EKG, not a Love Machine. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3527 Give him every chance to make it. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3528 He wanted to be somewhere he is comfortable with rejection. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3529 This case needs some Stayin Alive inspiration. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3530 Look! His soul is dancing on the ceiling. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3531 Every performance ends with a Snow Scene 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3532 Some surgeons play Bach. I play Stayin’ Alive. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3533 Since we put in the disco ball and started playing 'Staying Alive" on repeat, survival rates are up 28%. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3534 Looks like a bad case of night fever. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3535 I am SO gonna bust a move here! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3536 We must remove his disco. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3537 Remind me to chat with the decorator. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3538 Give me 3 ccof The Bee Gees - STAT! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3539 So what the hospital is overcrowded. It's more fun at the Y.M.C.A. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3540 My career coach suggested I needed to show more spontaneity in the workplace 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3541 I hate it when I am on call on New year's Eve! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3542 Ask again later. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3543 I'm pretty sure his insurance company will give us a hard time for that. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3544 The appendix can go, but the Saturday night fever is here to stay. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3545 Stayin’ Alive”? More like “Another One Bites the Dust” 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3546 Hey may be dying, but we will never panic at the disco 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3547 ‘I presumed the Christmas party would be in the staff room’ 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3548 So now we can panic? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3549 Okay, who put Stayin’ Alive on the playlist? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3550 It's part of our 'work hard, play hard' mentality. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3551 Looks like he ruptured his disc at a disco. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3552 Ah. Sure. Hope. He’s. Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3553 I'm afraid this patient ain't "stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive!" 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3554 Let's hope nothing else in here dies. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3555 This next part is a somewhat tricky dance between the anesthesiologist and the surgeon. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3556 I'm coming out; I want the world to know... 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
3557 I don’t see how that could ‘accidentally’ go up your… 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3558 The lighting's terrible, but we need it if we're going to find the source of his boogie fever. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3559 Let's turn the lights out so we can see it better 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3560 It's women's choice. Wanna dance? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3561 Doctors await guidance from the mystical Disco Ball at the Bee Gees' Memorial Hospital 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3562 I find it helps the patient subconsciously. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3563 A little to my left. If it doesn't fit, we can always make the hole bigger. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3564 You did it doctor, "Disco" is not dead! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3565 Its to absorb Saturday Night Fever 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3566 How many times do we have hear Stayin Alive? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3567 His insurance covers the “Full Service” CPAP experience! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3568 Groove is in his heart. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3569 The new administrator used to be an owner of Studio 54. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
3570 I wish they wouldn't pipe in "Last Dance" every time we put the lights on rotate. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3571 We got tired of hearing, "There was this long dark tunnel..." 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3572 Okay, the stars suggest an appendectomy . . . 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3573 It appears that the Boogie Fever has spread 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3574 Something about being prepared for Dancing With The Stars 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3575 ”I told the architect discs, not disco. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3576 Next week we trade our scrubs for sequins and stilettos to combat burnout. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3577 I’m all for alternative medicine but “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3578 Are you sure the diagnosis was a slipped disco? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3579 If the operation is a success, we jive to stayin' alive! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3580 In this case, it's not crystal clear. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3581 Guess he does really bring the party with him 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3582 If the operation is a success, we all get together and dance. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3583 I told you we should have used a different approach. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3584 Hopefully, this will keep the patient in a mood of "Stayin' Alive". 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3585 Boomer humor. When I told him he had discogenic degeneration,he insisted. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3586 It helps me focus while I hum, "And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive (oh) Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive (oh). 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3587 Why, it's Gloria Gaynor's I will survive! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3588 "And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive (hey)..." 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3589 Microdose, my ass 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3590 Paging Dr. Beat! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3591 The wired it to the heartbeat of the patient, so try not to stop the party. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3592 And he’s stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive (oh) Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive (oh) 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3593 I wish the folks in the waiting area could see this. I think it is a good omen! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3594 Elon said what!? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3595 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Everybody now! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3596 Disco ball? Check. Music? Alexa, play Stayin’ Alive. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3597 atmosphere? we need atmosphere? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3598 Let's boogie to my favorite..."Stayin' Alive." 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3599 Cue up 'Boogie Nights'. Scalpel! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3600 That new hippie maintenance kid is nice, but his ideas are a little distracting! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3601 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stayin' alive, stayin alive... 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3602 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother... 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3603 Well, that’s one way to ensure my surgery is over by midnight. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3604 Staying alive, staying alive, uh uh uh uh, staying alive. IS THIS WORKING?! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3605 at least it’s not fluorescent anymore. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3606 Guess it’s not ‘murder on the dancefloor’ if he survives. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3607 We’ll have him dancing in no time! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3608 Shouldn't we fix the nitrous leak instead? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3609 Not dead — just a fever. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3610 Alexa, once more, "Stayin Alive." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3611 I thought we agreed on the them, “Saving lives” not “Stayin’ alive” 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3612 But it was the patient who claimed this would help cure his Saturday Night Fever. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3613 It was this or another head mirror. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3614 Let's see if the vibe can bring him back 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3615 This is why I avoid working Saturday nights. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3616 It's the best treatment we've found for staying alive if they come down with the Saturday Night Fever Covid variant. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3617 Scalpel. Scissors. Giant disco ball. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3618 Do we charge for the near death experience if the patient dies? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3619 And then we play 'Staying Alive' over the loud speakers when he wakes up. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3620 Well, I was going to blame it on the gallbladder, but the boogie could be the culprit 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3621 Disco is dead, not a good idea for an operating room. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3622 Okay team, let's get the groove back in this heart 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3623 Since I love to blast "Stayin' Alive" during this procedure, it just made sense. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3624 Stunning! It's a shame Mr. Smith isn't awake for this. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3625 I feel like I'm catching the beat! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3626 0h look- I didn't know we had a disco ball! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3627 I love the nightlife, I've got to boogie. Oh yea. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3628 We have everything we ever wanted right here! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3629 The patient requested "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3630 They said it works for stayin alive. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3631 Who wants to dance with the patient? 1.1486 0.05670 74 67 3 4
3632 We thought we could revive him with Stayin’ Alive. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3633 All right, we're gonna try this without anesthesia. Just look at the shiny ball and can't backwards from 10. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3634 What am I missing...I thought the song was "Disco Duck" not "Disco Doc! 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3635 It's kind of between "outlook not so good" and "Don't count on it" 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3636 Let's hurry, they have this room reserved tonight. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3637 I just wish the Gloria Gaynor soundtrack was playing…. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3638 It's numbing agent I use for acute Saturday Night Fever. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3639 It’s actually kind of fun to operate on a case of Saturday night fever. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3640 Studies show it helps with all varieties of Midnight Fever, Boogie Woogie, and Stayin' Alive. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3641 It’s not sterile, but dammit, I like it. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3642 „Last night a D.J. Saved His Life“ 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3643 Well, it's five o'clock somewhere 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3644 I said this guy is deader than disco... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3645 Looks like we’re ready to ‘get down on it’, doctor. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3646 At least if we lose him we can always blame it on the boogie. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3647 It's Saturday night and this guy's got a fever. I thought a disco ball would be a good idea. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3648 I wondered why we had an anesthesiologist and a DJ. Usually it’s one or the other. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3649 I agreed to be on duty New Year’s Eve with some minor stipulation. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3650 Scalpel! Sponge! Spin! Clamp! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3651 This patient clearly has a night fever 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3652 Disco music yes; disco ball no. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3653 I thought you said that with ABBA's charitable contribution our new operating rooms would take us from disco to rock 'n roll? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3654 Stayin' Alive?" Really 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3655 I told them to play Stayin’ Alive not Heart of Glass. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3656 St. Peter at the Gates is modernizing hi greetings… 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3657 Singing "staying alive" isn't going to help us here, Doc. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3658 The patient requested this while Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive” plays. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3659 Diagnosis? A Herniated Disc on disco night" 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3660 What happened? Whether he was a mother, or whether he was a brother, he was stay'in alive......stay'in alive....... 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3661 He did ask for a micro-disco-temy -- not microdiscectomy. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3662 And this was his first silent disco. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3663 It's the latest in surgical discothèque-niques. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3664 OK, team. It's time to turn this [heart]beat around. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3665 His disk has to go. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3666 Let’s keep him stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive, Ha, ha, ah, ha stayin’ alive 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3667 I asked for Propofol, not a disco ball! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3668 Helps with disco fever . 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3669 Well that's a little premature. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3670 We need some background music…how about the Bee Gee’s STAYIN” ALIVE 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3671 And happy holidays to you 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3672 I forgot about Appendectomy Appreciation Week. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3673 Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3674 This helps cure Disco Fever. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3675 No more lookin' for lungs in all the wrong places. 1.1474 0.04725 95 85 6 4
3676 The surgical management of Saturday night fever is fraught with unusual challenges 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
3677 I call it "a slipped disco". 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3678 It was the patient's idea. The same with the piped in 'Stayin' alive' music in the background. 1.1474 0.04725 95 85 6 4
3679 Something tells me he has an acute case of Saturday Night Fever ! 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3680 Who's playing 'Another One Bites The Dust' ? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3681 OK! Get ready to knock him out. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3682 Blame it on the boogie, I guess? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3683 Nobody told me this would be the grand opening. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3684 Looks like this one will be Stayin' Alive. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3685 Like Carl Sagan said : "We are all just Stadust" ! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3686 lets play tailor swift while we operate and also pull up their horoscope for the day. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3687 It works great with 'Stayin' Alive' playing in the background. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3688 And, right before we put them under, we'll drop "I Will Survive". 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3689 Ah, ha, ha, ha, time of death is 12:07. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3690 It just seems to go with "Stayin' Alive". 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3691 HR said it would improve morale. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3692 I guess Dr. House Music used this OR before us. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3693 And now we just slowly lower the groove into the heart. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3694 Looks like he’ll be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3695 Wow, I wouldn't mind having a fixture like this in my dining room! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3696 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, in my operating room, you're stayin' alive. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3697 Is he humming Stayin’ Alive? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3698 Com'on...sing it with me, "...I'm a surgeon for the very first time..." 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3699 The patient should be fine in the morning; it's jut a bad Saturday night fever. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3700 I say we start dancing if he wakes up. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3701 Disco is dead too. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3702 Yeah, it’s cool but I still wish the strobe lights had been delivered on time. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3703 Now? But the DJ was scheduled for last night! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3704 Nobody puts Sawbones in a corner. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3705 These digital chandeliers are really something 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3706 That’s the way, aha, aha, I like it, aha,aha 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3707 With this disco ball and "I Will Survive" absolutely cranked, I've become a much better surgeon. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3708 But I prefer Disco to musak when I have a disc patient. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3709 It ties in with the hospital's new slogan, "Stayin' Alive!" 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3710 The patient requested the BeeGees "Stayin' Alive!" 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3711 Who put on "Staying Alive"? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3712 Outpatient Surgery. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3713 Well, we may have killed him, but it looks like we brought something else back to life. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3714 Well you can tell by the way his heart is blocked, he needs surgery now, no time to talk. Linda Klein, Santa Monica CA 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3715 Who is responsible for the pixie dust? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3716 Keep coming. A little to the left. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3717 Nurse, hand me a funky beat. Stat!! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3718 First appendectomy of the New Year! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3719 Just as I thought: Boogie Fever! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3720 Don’t fight it. Disco with it. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3721 Apparently Gemini will quit the Project half way.... 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3722 He ordered "The Disco Gall Bladder" replacement. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3723 Medicine was the only way I could get a residency in Ibiza. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3724 I have 20 bucks that says he hand wrote the OR prep instructions for this Disc Operation.. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3725 If nothing else, save the vibe 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3726 I think a little more variety in the music would've been sufficient." 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3727 we didn't have these in residency 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3728 It helps get my creative juices going. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3729 I didn't know we were doing a rhythm transplant 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3730 Cool... now we need the disco song Staying Alive! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3731 On further reflection, we should also remove his gallbladder. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3732 I remember this from my freshman year 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3733 Siri, play "Lady Godiva's Operation" by The Velvet Underground. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3734 You can always tell what decade the surgeon graduated by the music they play. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3735 ..."And for the next part of the operation, Dr. Mathew please set the pivoting swimmer device at speed 3, extra sparkle engaged". 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3736 We'll have to wait for the next slow dance. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3737 Wrong place, wrong time. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3738 Amazing. Most patient's out of body experience normally involve a light at the end of a tunnel. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3739 It's Disco! Duck! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3740 I know it's weird, but ever since we changed the lighting, more patients are 'Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive.' 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3741 Well this brings "use electricity wisely" to a whole new level 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3742 No,no. It’s the death of *Briscoe*. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3743 Linda, when I said drop it like it’s hot, I didn’t mean the kidney” #ilooklikeasurgeo 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3744 Another elective procedure insurance won’t cover 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3745 This really helps cheer me up after that medical malpractice suit. Anyway let’s get to the cutting! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3746 Let's dance. Stat! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3747 It's a little harder to see internal organs, but the rhythm keeps you moving so fast you don't notice. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3748 Oh, Disco ball, please guide us with your Disco grace throughout this super heavy operation 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3749 Drat! I did not call up the disco playlist. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3750 He asked for the ball and a Bee Gees recording in lieu of general anesthesia. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3751 He said he liked the Bee Gees, so we're gonna play Stayin' Alive. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3752 He requested Stayin' Alive for the procedure. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3753 He is D, decomposing. He is E, expired…. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3754 If disco can survive... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3755 It's still the best known treatment for Saturday Night Fever 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3756 No problem with the disco theme. But do we need to play Stayin' Alive on repeat? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3757 KC says That’s the Way I Like It 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3758 I miss the old days, when we were only gods. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3759 Stayin’ Alive” is a little too on-the-nose, don’t you think 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3760 Quadruple bypass goes better with a funky beat. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3761 He's dead, but at least disco is still alive. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3762 I guess we should be taking Staying Alive seriously. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3763 It's the supply chain! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3764 Hand me some platforms and a scalpel 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3765 Ok, your call. “Stayin alive” or, I will survive”? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3766 He Did Say He Wanted Us to Perform the Operation Under A Disco Ball, 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3767 Disco music?! All because I fret over a weak pulse! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3768 Call HR. I said we need a DR not a DJ 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3769 What? Can't surgery be sterile AND festive? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3770 Disco heart beat. Usually fatal without a rhythm transplant. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3771 Well, at least we can keep disco alive... 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3772 Apparently the reenactment of All That Jazz was in his will. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3773 My kids thought it might cheer up the patients 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3774 It's another Dr Speckyl's inspiration. He seems to be having some rather odd mood swings . .. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3775 Life goin nowhere, somebody help him to stay alive, ah, ha,ha,ha. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3776 I don’t mind it, but can’t we listen to something besides ‘Stayin’ Alive’? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3777 I said, revive Mr. Cisco! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3778 I get playing the song “Stayin Alive,” but do we really need the disco ball? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3779 Yes, I did order a new light for the theater. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3780 It's called twilight sedation." 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3781 It's dead in here. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3782 Not Beethoven’s fifth again! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3783 Another case of disco guts 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3784 I Thought it would raise his spirits 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3785 Oh, no. Next comes the disco music." 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3786 Cripes! Who forgot to plug the other one in? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3787 We've had another request for :"Stayin' Alive." 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3788 The disco globe and the music is psychiatry’s suggestion for relaxing baby boomers. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3789 Umm, this new op lamp, umm…not being a negative Nancy here, I mean hey, it’s very pretty and all stayin’ alive and all that…all good, i get it…but, but… who’s in charge in purchasing did you say? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3790 Disco Inferno might be a little too much for him right now. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3791 We’ve got another case of Disco Fever. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3792 HR wanted to make work, fun! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3793 We were lobbying for better working conditions and the hospital administrator said this would make operations more fabulous 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3794 They said he had night fever, night fever 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3795 He came down with a bad case of disco fever. We thought this might help break it. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3796 This is corporates’ answer to the recent layoffs and budget cuts 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3797 It should help with getting a younger crowd. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3798 Let's celebrate the Repub victory even though the patient died! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3799 Right now I’m in the mood for ‘Stayin’Alive’ followed by ‘I Will Survive’. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3800 These new pacemakers are getting a little off task. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3801 Now, where were we? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3802 It's my100th kidney transplant. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3803 It's recommended for severe cases of Saturday Night Fever 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3804 I guess they hand't worked out all the kinks in the filtering system before they turned on the turbines. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3805 Stayin' Alive, Stat! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3806 I think we’ve spent enough on marketing… 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3807 I’ve been reading a lot about work-life balance. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3808 I'm so glad we're wearing masks. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3809 I think I might miss his emo stage. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3810 It's a new experimental drug to cure panic at the disco 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3811 Patients find it easier to follow the light this way 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3812 He wanted the results to be ‘fabulous’. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3813 Sure, the pay’s better; but if I’m being honest, this is the real reason I went into private practice. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
3814 Our anesthesiologist got a bulk rate. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3815 Good news is we’ve found and removed the blockage. Bad news is you may no longer be the soul of the party 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
3816 We started using the sweet-sweet rhythms of Donna Summer to put patients asleep when medical circumstances prevent anesthesia. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3817 Ugh, when are we ever going to get that tanning light? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3818 Well he's stayin' alive. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3819 I have invited some friends over for the party 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3820 This 'Stayin' Alive' CPR promo has gone way too far 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3821 Alexa, play 'I Will Survive.' 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3822 Yes, it's now called the Travolta Surgical Wing. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3823 Who the Hell bought this surgical lighting! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3824 Disco Surgery 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3825 Doesn't it just fill the room with "dancing fireflies of a thousand hues"? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3826 He requested Disco Music during the operation. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3827 Whether he's a brother or whether he's a mother He's stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3828 On with the show! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3829 Play Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive' " 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3830 Someone play "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees next! 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3831 Sing with me....stayin' alive, stayin' alive, dun dun dun dun, stayin' alive. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3832 Don't you know any other Bee Gee's songs? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3833 It’s a bad case of night fever, but there’s a chance of him staying’ alive 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3834 The patient ordered the disco ball and requested we play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ during surgery. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3835 Well, once we labeled it as a medical device, we were able to increase revenues without any reduction in patient outcomes. We call it a win-win. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3836 It makes it a much happier place to be. It's almost magical. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3837 I said go dancing AFTER work to let off steam, Hughes. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3838 It's to lighten up the mood 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
3839 It was the patient's request, along with playing "Stayin' Alive" after you make the incision. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3840 Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha stay alive, stay alive. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3841 That was a large tumor. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3842 Stayin' Alive, one of my favorites" 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3843 If the surgery goes South,we drop the ball on him and take off at speed! 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
3844 Doc, REALLY? Your playlist is bad enough... 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3845 OK? It's back to basics. The crystal ball will give us a solution. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3846 It’s our only chance to save him, so everybody now, 1-2-3… “stayin alive, stayin alive…” 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3847 Now we can proceed with the ApenDISCOectomy. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3848 I use standard lighting for a discectomy but I prefer this for a disco-ectomy 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3849 You couldn't go to the party so we brought the party to you 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3850 He's had a terrible fever since Saturday night 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3851 You said you wanted to try alternative headlights 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3852 This is an experiment to make operations more humane? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3853 Is this what they call a Pandemic Party? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3854 This is not how I ever pictured surgery robots would look. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3855 I'm concerned that boogie fever has breached the sterile field. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3856 Gosh, I didn’t expect John tracolta to. Bring. Stage props to his. . Gall bladder operation, yet it does set a more relaxing. Mood, eh. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3857 Is “Staying Alive” too on the nose? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3858 He asked for stars and stripes, that's the closest I got. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3859 I said I need help with a 'disc' revival, doctor 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3860 It's the latest breakthrough in treating a patient with Saturday Night Fever. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3861 I couldn't get Taylor Swift tickets so I had maintenance put this in. Nurse, will you press play? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3862 Panic attack at the disco 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3863 The crystal ball says the patient will survive 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3864 Aw gosh, we’re going to get fired for this. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3865 You can't call yourself "edgy" until you master the Disco Ball Implant. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3866 Get down tonight! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3867 Look,the 21st of September comes but once a year. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3868 Mirror mirror in the ball, for permission which Supreme Court Justice should we call? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3869 Congratulations! I guess this means he's our millionth insured covid patient? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3870 Star light, Star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might …. hmmm….which kidney is it? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3871 Here in Vegas he gets to choose between a TV and one of these. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3872 Don't jive us with that cosmic debris. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3873 Don't leave me this way. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3874 Isn't it supposed to turn the other way? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3875 The patient insisted, said he's never missed a ball-drop in his life. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3876 Congratulations, it’s a gender reveal! 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3877 Why did Patch Adams just come to mind... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3878 Mirror, mirror, on the ball, who’s the baddest doc of all? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3879 This should improve the patient rhythm 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3880 I know it's distracting, but our patient feedback cards requested more hospitality. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3881 See Alan, just because it's illegal doesn't mean it can't be fun 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3882 I really like that brand new song by Arctic Monkeys “There’d Better Be a Mirrorball” 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3883 His EK-BeeGee test numbers are off the charts. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3884 And who said disco is dead? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3885 The vibe is stayin’ alive. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3886 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Stayin" alive. Stayin' alive. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3887 He passed under the stars. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
3888 Get this to pathology, stat. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3889 This patient's health care plan must be good because all they asked for was disco music. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3890 HR thought it’d be good for moral but i worry about disco fever. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3891 I think maintenance misunderstood my request to put on ‘Panic at the Disco’ 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3892 The last surgeon in here could only operate in his boogie shoes. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3893 What? I just thought we needed to liven things up around here... 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3894 This isn't what I meant when I said, "Stayin' Alive" 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3895 It was the patient's request. Something about how he will survive?? He was afraid...petrified. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3896 Disco fever, will take about a decade to run its course. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3897 So this is what he meant when he said he was saving his Last Dance for all of us." 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3898 It's all about the patient staying' alive. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3899 I love the Saturday night fever vibe — so welcome after the ordinary patient fever. 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
3900 I could stare at this all day. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3901 Gloria Gaynor donated it after we successfully removed her gall bladder last week. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3902 It's always good to have a little fun before we rip into him and see what he had for breakfast. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3903 I told you he doesn’t need an operation, clearly he’s got Saturday Night Fever. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3904 Through the mirrors of this ball 🔮, I swear I could have seen his future crystal clear before we started. If only they had fixed the air-conditioning filter!" - Mirror-mirror on the bal 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3905 He did not go viral he went disco. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3906 Sorry but I have to cut a rug to get in the mood. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3907 This surgery just makes me want to dance. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3908 Still turning, so nope, not dead yet. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3909 Gentleman, today we will make history as we perform the first disco ball ass transplant. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3910 Just give me the damn scalpel and get off my back, Rob! Sorry, will you puulease hand me the scalpel, Dr. Jenkins the wonderful? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3911 A perfect fit for my play list! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3912 In case we have to perform CPR. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3913 What can I say? I missed my prom. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3914 Party on dudes! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3915 The patient's name is Barry Gibb. His only symptom is severe Night Fever. That disco ball is the only thing that seems to stabilize him. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3916 How did you get here before us? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3917 Take a Chance on Me”? Really 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3918 This is why I love having John Travolta as our Office Administrator. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3919 We only use it on weekends when the patient has a fever. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3920 Oh really? Because on my file it said 'disc surgery.' 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3921 The hospital asked for new lights and mirrors… this was both! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3922 I love the song staying alive 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3923 I thought you said he had a Saturday Night Fever. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3924 Now this, is how you liven up the OR ! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3925 The disco ball is OK, but please stop playing •Stayin’ Alive” on the speakers. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3926 Studio-r 54 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3927 These music festivals keep getting weirder and weirder 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
3928 I'm sure to have a heavy heart So can we please be absolutely sure That there's a mirrorball for me? 🪩 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3929 Disco!! The cure for cancer. Let’s bring him back in the new year. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3930 Dude, the propofol is totally kicking in. 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
3931 Goggles... 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3932 Are we going to operate for 5 hours while listening to "Stayin' Alive"? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3933 Bee Gees, don't fail me now! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3934 Just don't start humming 'Stayin' Alive'. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3935 If some dumbfuck hands me a big bag of money and says "put a disco ball in my dillbag", I put a motherfucking disco ball in his fucking dillbag. My wife wants a swimming pool; does your boy Hippocrates have anything about that in his fucking oath? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3936 Okay one more chorus: "Staying alive! Staying Alive!"' 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3937 Heart rate, stable. Blood pressure, stable. Discoball, fabulous 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3938 His insurance package includes an experience. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3939 It seems to be telling us to sing, "Uh, uh, uh, uh, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3940 The mirror ball is OK, but the music is all wrong!! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3941 Yes, you heard that right ... dance classes in the evenings. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3942 Reminds me of New York on New Years Eve. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3943 It turns out the diagnosis of smallpox was totally wrong. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3944 We just needed a little old fashioned sparkle among all this tech crap! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3945 And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3946 The patient's in his seventies, so I thought we could theme it up accordingly. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3947 This should have went to the Disco next door! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3948 He wanted us to play ‘Staying Alive.’ I thought let’s take it to the next level! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3949 Nice touch and you are right, the fog machine might be a touch tricky to operate with. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3950 Party time! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3951 If the ball drops any further he might be the first flatline of 2023 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3952 RED WAVE COMING!!!!! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3953 So you're allowed music but I've gone too far? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3954 Everyone is always so serious in here... 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3955 Medical malpractise? We'll just blame it on the boogie. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3956 It’s my “Stayin’ Alive” room therapy. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
3957 Are we going to fix this guy up or do the hustle. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3958 It’s either this or ‘Stayin’ Alive’ on loop. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3959 Humming 'Stayin' Alive' is one thing, but this is ridiculous. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3960 Patients come and go, but disco will never die. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3961 Ah, ha, ha, ha...! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3962 You can never have too many disco balls 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3963 This ain’t no fooling around… 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3964 Could I have the next lance? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3965 Thought there was something odd about the new electrician? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3966 I agree it seems to be working properly, but do you really think it will fit? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3967 Staying Alive" might be easier if we could see what we're doing 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3968 Well, he did mention his stomach was feeling funky 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3969 Patient came in late Saturday with a classic case of Night Fever, doc. The oxygen tube has kept him Stayin’ Alive. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3970 If we get it to drop in the right place, it may resuscitate him. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3971 Is this what they mean by “the good death”,doctor? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3972 'Stayin' Alive?'.....seriously!? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3973 I know we are trying to make the hospital a happier place, but isn’t this going a little too far! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3974 Nostalgia or Gestalt? The Chief Surgeon won't say! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3975 It appears as if he's suffering from a severe case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3976 OK, now queue up "Stayin Alive." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3977 It's the last dance. Should we wake him up to tell him? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3978 You are right doc, this AKG beat DOES sound better on molly. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3979 Must be a night fever. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3980 The bosses wanted to add some fun to the operating room. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3981 It brings me back to my residency in the '70s, when I could do an eight-hour cardiac surgery without dozing off. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3982 Actually,I asked for a scalpel. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3983 Oh, I love this song. Turn it up! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3984 We've gotta keep this guy 'Stayin Alive' ' 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3985 Gen-Xer’s seem to recover quicker when we use this light” 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3986 Part of HRs incentive plan to return to work 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3987 Burn, baby burn ... oh yeah, laser scalpel. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3988 Do you still think “A Night in the OR” was the best theme for prom? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3989 I don't mind the glitter ball, I'm just not sure that playing 'Stayin' Alive' is entirely appropriate. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3990 I think there’s a leak in the gas line 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3991 I said ‘fuse the disc’ not ‘fusion disco.’ 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3992 That’s 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3993 OK, next step is to blast some Bee Gees. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3994 Behold the HPxm0S 3000 Hyper Reflective Surgical Scope Light,complete with confetti 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3995 I guess he's Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3996 Operating Theatre. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3997 The drugs are definitely kicking in. It’s go time. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3998 All together now,stayin alive,stayin alive,oooh,oooh,oooh. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3999 Yes,the size of the tumor,not the length of anything. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4000 Why say stat when you can sing Do the Hustle? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4001 Blasting "Stayin' Alive" is supposed to increase our success rate in the OR. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4002 We’re going to go with clubbing rather than anesthesia. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4003 The disco ball does make these appendectomies less routine. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4004 We're here to repair a disc, not disco. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4005 I'm pretty sure I told the residents to prep OR 2 for a "colostomy", not a "disco party". 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4006 This must be a serious case of disco fever.” 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4007 Uh oh! He told me he didn’t want anything with planes. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4008 Where are the local officials? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4009 It emits hand sanitizer, but why? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4010 I said, let’s watch Grey’s Anatomy, not be in an episode of it. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4011 Disco isn’t dead, but I’m pretty sure this guy is. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4012 They say he always rallies for a good party. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4013 But is his insurance going to cover it? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4014 We only use it for the rhythm implant 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4015 Someone tell maintenance 'slipped disco' was a misprint. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4016 Now we just need some Organ Music. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4017 Alexa: play ‘Stayin Alive’ by the Bee Gees. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4018 I said discectomy, not disco party 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4019 It's safer than the thrash metal operating room. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4020 You're right! It really does Jazz up the place 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4021 Hey, I thought some disco fever would go well with his kidney failure. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
4022 We’ll, since compressions are best done to the best of Night Fever, I thought it would help. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4023 When you lose as many patients as we do, you'll be surprised at how this little baby lightens the mood. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4024 Falsettos, stat! Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive…stayin’ alive. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4025 I like what it’s doing aesthetically but I’m a little concerned about the little mirror fragments coming unglued. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4026 If disco's well, he'll be able to get up. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4027 It's not at all incongruous - not when two of disco's greatest hits are "I Will Survive" and "Stayin' Alive." 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4028 ‘’ And here we have the most up to date technology, recording your every move, but don’t let it make you nervous. “ 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4029 Then they made me get rid of the DJ…how am I supposed to relax? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4030 Ah, ha, ha, ha, keep him alive. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4031 OH DISCO QUEEN, DO YOUR THING 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4032 Ok can we start again? Or not? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4033 Oh my, he has a fever and it's Saturday night. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4034 Howard, we're getting this party started, so if you can hear us remember to keep ah ha ha ha stayin' alive. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4035 When you said “disco night” at the hospital, I didn’t imagine this. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4036 If disco can't die then neither will my patients. It's called manifestation. Look it up. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4037 Time to get our surgery on WOOO! 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4038 Well, it is Saturday, and he’s got a fever, right? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4039 We will wait until the crystal ball stops spinning so we know where to operate. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4040 He's Ah, ha, ha, ha Stayin' Alive.... 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4041 Besides being a top-notch surgeon, Dr. Bee Gee had the most requested operating room at Memorial General. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4042 You think it's strange now but once the rollerskates get approved, you won't think it's so crazy. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4043 Welcome to the Aragon operating room. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4044 I’m really not sure about the new protocol of playing ‘Last Dance’, when things take a turn for the worse… 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
4045 Who said disco lasik was dead? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4046 I don't mind special requests by patients... but it's the "Stayin' Alive" on repeat that's getting to me. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4047 His Saturday Night Fever has become contagious. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4048 Of course we want to insure patients are stayin’ alive. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4049 I told facilities the patient had a fever on Saturday night, so we got this. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4050 He told us that his favorite disco song started with 'Last Dance, Last Chance'...and we decided to give it a try. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4051 I say we go to lunch. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4052 It makes fractured-light extraction difficult but, damn, does it set an ambiance. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4053 I bought this from the Studio 54 estate sale. I thought it could liven up the OR. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4054 And this cost more than the other machines combined 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4055 A new and interesting choice of anesthesia, Doctor? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4056 Now it's Disco Days in the OR, and we have a special request for "Staying Alive". 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4057 A tiny malfunction. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4058 Time of death: 2100 hrs. At least the night is still young. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4059 I think the anaesthesiologist forgot to attach the hose. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4060 Well, at least, we still have disco. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4061 I thought this was suppose to go in the waiting room 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4062 So then I said, "You're nervous? Welcome to the club." 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4063 It’s only fallen down twice, Jeff. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4064 This year's prom theme sucks. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4065 I don’t go out much. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4066 Happy New Year of Indiscriminate Suffering 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4067 Mr Travolta requested this for his operation. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4068 The new laser makes up in power what it lacks in precision. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4069 We need to extract the boogie so we can get to the oogie oogies. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4070 It fits our "Staying Alive" vibe. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4071 Doctor! Seventies retro this week? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4072 A-HA-HA-HA,Is he alive,is he alive? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4073 Administration, tired of Chopin and Debussy in the OR, said to mix it up a bit. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4074 When you've done your thousandth appendectomy, you need a bit of disco to celebrate. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4075 The ball’s speaker uses Ultra-Sound technology. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4076 You did everything you could, doctor... But his heart couldn't groove anymore. I still think you're a funkalicious surgeon 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4077 Maybe we shouldn’t have dropped acid before the case. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4078 At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never operate without you by my side…” 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4079 I don’t know; it seems to fit the “Stayin’ Alive” vibe we like to promote in here. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4080 Oh, I forgot to tell you guys as a way to increase revenue, the hospital rents out the OR as a disco on Saturday nights. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4081 Ok. Crank up Don't Leave Me This Way, and let's get this party going 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4082 If they start piping in The Bee Gees, I"m out of here. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4083 I just hope this new lighting system doesn't set off my epilepsy... 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4084 Im not a regular surgeon, I’m a cool surgeon 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4085 I said need the scissors, not I need more glitters! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4086 The hospital administration says this is a cheaper attempt at physician wellness than paying a fair wage to nurses and support staff. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4087 We told the designer we wanted to light up the room. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4088 I have to admit, this robot surgery has me a bit confused… 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4089 Cue the lights 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4090 We'll play Stayin' Alive in case the vitals fail. Trust Disco! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4091 He's a gamer. We need to figure out how to shut him off. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4092 Disco ball, disco ball, which part should we cut first? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4093 Whether it’s an ulcer or whether it’s a tumor, he’s stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4094 Gosh, darn it! I told you, no glitter. Glitter sticks to everything. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4095 He’s definitely got Saturday Night Fever 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4096 It comes with my premium subscription of Twitter. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4097 Staying Alive!?!?" Who picked this playlist 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4098 I got the idea from the song, 'Last Night a DJ Saved My Life.' 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4099 We are stardust We are golden And we've got to get ourselves Back to OR 1 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4100 But how can it enhance the user experience when the user is unconscious? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4101 Any suggestions how to explain this on the bill" 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4102 Okay, but for livers, we generally do Donna Summer. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4103 He's going to wake up thinking the operation didn't go well. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4104 It helps me focus. Normally, I’m a fan of the Dead. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4105 It's the least we can do to keep our patients 'Staying Alive.' 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4106 Ayyy sick! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4107 The new Enlightenment beckons. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4108 To turn that beat around 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4109 Hey Doctor...Boogie fever isn't contagious is it?" @triple_goddess lo 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4110 The patient requested it. They said the dulcet tones of Beegee’s “How deep is your love” lulls them into a deep, restful sleep. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4111 Not another wellness intervention! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4112 You look funny, John 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4113 Didn’t you say you were looking for one for your party this weekend? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4114 Well, it certainly has that 80’s vibe. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4115 We’re very sorry Mrs. Kissinger, the operation was unsuccessful, we tried the best we could 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4116 Alien moths have taken conyrol of AI ! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4117 I'm not sure what's happening here, but Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother , you're Stayin' Alive! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4118 Surgery is like music — Staying Alive! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4119 There's always that chance that after surgery he will get up and do that "happy dance" or NOT.... 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4120 Fine, but ‘Stayin Alive’ is not appropriate music.” 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4121 What can be a more appropriate accompaniment to the background music, "Stayin, Alive"? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4122 There's no reason why surgical exploration can't be fun. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4123 He came in with disco fever. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4124 You think this is cool. You should've seen the bowl-n-oscopy. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4125 This anesthesia is strong! 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4126 I've goofed up three sets of stitches so far, but the ambience is unbeatable. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4127 I wish they had completed the Studio 54 site renovation before we moved in 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4128 I said, pass me the feather boa 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4129 He's humming 'Stayin' Alive'! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4130 That’s perfect. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4131 The reflections make things appear smaller so shorter surgery times. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4132 The mysteries of science, eh? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4133 It's time to celebrate! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4134 Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4135 The patient requested I Will Survive, but I'm more of a Macho Man guy. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4136 The only known cure for Panic at the Disco 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4137 Seriously? Just because Derek Hough collapsed in season 347? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4138 I said his DISC has to GO , Tim ! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4139 In case we need some cheering up afterwards. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4140 Operating Theater 54 always adds a little something to the workday. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4141 So who knows how to do this? Anyone? Anyone? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4142 I’m told that the new CEO is a big fan of Saturday Night Fever. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4143 The hospital’s TikToker was here earlier 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4144 Trippy 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4145 See. I told you it would go with the beat. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4146 It is all about the new corporate fun culture. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4147 All right, tonight is our big operation we will save this man’s life. Now it just takes a moment to breathe in and breathe out. Now, think of the music from any time period that makes you feel free to express yourself and have fun. Now let us begin! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4148 His chart indicates that he's been kicked around since he was born. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4149 Operation Success! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4150 Sam was right. He really threw a breathtaking party. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4151 „Well, they quite literally understood my words on disco-era policies here”. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4152 Sure we have to work tonight but we’ll know it’s the New Year when the ball drops 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4153 Thought "Let's lighten up this room a bit,shall we?" would have a pretty straight forward meaning, regarding our circumstances,but hey,what do I know,right? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4154 Is this what the opposite of quiet quitting looks like? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4155 I brought it from home, I wanted the office to feel more cozy 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4156 This what we get when the patient is John Travolta." 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
4157 This? It's more for me than the patient. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4158 The disco ball is to go with the soundtrack from the Bee Gees 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4159 How did he ever get that up his ass ! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4160 For those of us who are working Christmas again this year, a little bit of holiday spirit… 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4161 We've practiced this before. Reflect, then follow the "reflections". 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4162 Shake, shake, shake... shake your body!! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4163 Don't worry. We do not need to hustle. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4164 He requested a Bee Gee’s song. Anybody know “Stayin’ Alive?” 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4165 The flashing lights I could live with, but the confetti is getting in the patient. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4166 Operating Room at the Copacabana 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4167 I understand that leadership wants to improve morale, but this is going a bit far. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4168 I just thought it felt a little too clinical in here. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4169 All you have is Taylor Swift??!!! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4170 Its great for ambiance, but tough for scalpel work. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4171 I said we need to hustle, not do the hustle! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4172 Just a little lighting decor to make our work day Fabulous! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4173 Oh it’s just in case I have to perform CPR 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4174 That's not what I meant when I said we needed better lighting in the OR. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4175 Sure, it’s a little distracting, but this patient suffers from Saturday night fever and it’s the only known cure. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4176 I told you he meant staying alive in the strictly musical sense. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4177 Manifesting Staying Alive 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4178 Okay, this guy ain't going to make it, but disco will NEVER die. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4179 He really said, "Boogie heart attack." 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4180 So after he reported the fever we performed Sunday Afternoon endoscopy and now Monday morning colorectal surgery 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4181 It adds a little life to the OR. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4182 And you see, this should get the patient to follow what the song says and keep Stayin’ Alive. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4183 Hey, some surgeons like Vivaldi in the OR. I prefer Donna Summer. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4184 This reminds me of the night I did coke with a supermodel at Studio 54. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4185 Don't you love operating in Funkytown? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4186 'Stayin Alive' is a great motivator, I find. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4187 Hospital administration opened a study measuring ADHD among the surgical staff to provide early intervention for those easily distracted by shiny things. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4188 Hey man, it’s about ‘Staying Alive, Staying Alive’. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4189 Like I said before, we’re looking for the next big thing. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4190 Sorry Doc. Global distribution said it was that or a bug zapper. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4191 I know it’s been an exhausting 17 hours, but Stayin’ Alive is a little on the nose. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4192 Must you always play Stayin' Alive" 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4193 Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah my patient is “Staying Alive, Staying Alive”. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4194 It’s the only way to cure night fever. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4195 I told you I didn't want to operate Travolta while He is filming a Saturday Night Fever sequel 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4196 Stayin' Alive has always been my favorite. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4197 Fever nights fever night fever… 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4198 Now I know what you thinking but research has found it improves post operative pain by 23%… 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4199 What kind of theatre lights are these? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4200 i guess he had a fever 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4201 A dead disco duck 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4202 It’s a little distracting. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4203 Yes, the members of Daft Punk always insist on it. We need to get him back and ready, you know, "to get lucky!" 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4204 Please play Stayin' Alive! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4205 We await your instructions 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4206 I thought disco was dead. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4207 I love 21st century medicine with 20th century environment. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4208 We are hoping with this operation to bring disco back 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4209 The patient might be dead, but the party is very much alive. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4210 Perhaps he has Saturday Night Fever. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4211 ...helps to determine how long the patient has been in this C-O-M-A. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4212 Well,Doctor, I believe what we have here is an obvious case of Saturday Night fever. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4213 Notify the musicologist: infuse the BeeGees "Stayin' Alive." 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4214 Atmosphere, check. Cue music, “Staying Alive”. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4215 OK, OK. But please tell the D.J. to turn down the volume. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4216 Okay, we're ready. Jeremy, pass the scalpel. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4217 You have to admit, it really warms up the space. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4218 He died late Saturday night from a fever.... 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4219 Now we are seeing stars in our eyes, just like guy did. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4220 I've never been a natural, all I do is try, try, try 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4221 Maybe this disco ball , along with the tune of "Macho Man", will -get this patient to "man up" and stop flat-lining. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4222 Where’s the anesthesiologist? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4223 Yes, it definitely adds a 70’s flavor to the operating room, but… 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4224 Hornets 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4225 Well, it was on sale a Knoll. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4226 It helps me to remember the good old days before managed care. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4227 "I need you, by me,I need you, by me, Beside me, to guide me" 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4228 It's why everyone's blood pressure is 54 over 54. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4229 We are definitely understaffed. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4230 This DJ is dead 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4231 My wife’s an interior decorator. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4232 Disco is officially dead, Jim. We're not miracle works. I'm calling it. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4233 I think I see his spirit leaving his body! 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
4234 It’s to put a bit of fun into heart surgery. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
4235 He's on oxygen, he's fine --yeah, I used to hit the disco bars, big time. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4236 It's not exactly what this doctor ordered. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4237 Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'... 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4238 I have heard of waltzing through the operation, but this is more disco. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4239 ? Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive, ? ah, ah, ah, ah, ? stayin’ aliiiiiive? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4240 We’ve lost too many to disco fever already, we can’t let this one down on the dance floor. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4241 It makes even routine appendectomies exciting! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4242 Dr. Fitzgerald all this procedure disco-tomy. 1.1325 0.03744 83 74 8 1
4243 I heard he is a big time DJ on the Euro rave circuit and fell over his mixing board 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4244 I know doctor but Tony Manero wouldn’t leave the dance floor so we have to do the surgery here 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4245 See? Disco is not dead...and neither will our patient be. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4246 I guess the merger with Club 57 finally went through. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4247 A Disco Interno. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4248 This procedure only requires disco nap sedation. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4249 Everyone say it with me: 'Surgery's fun, woop woop. As fun as the sun, woop woop. The sun weighs a ton, woop woop. It's second to none, woop woop.' 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4250 Who here misses High Hats ? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4251 But he promised he'd save the last dance for me 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4252 Time out! Is this a left or a right Travolta procedure? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4253 You're dead, let's disco. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4254 The ball is fine, but do they have to play the Bee Gees? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4255 We should be dancing. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4256 We will now attempt to keep Disco alive. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4257 The requested procedure was 'Herniated Disco' 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4258 Let's pray before start. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4259 Just to confirm today we are performing disc(o) surgery. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4260 Is this the best way to cut our power bill? Or are you just trying to look down my uniform? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4261 Memories of CPR at Studio 54 ... good times! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4262 When I said clear the dance floor, …I meant my schedule… 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4263 We ask you, oh dance floor crystal, cure him of the Saturday Night Fever. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4264 Whether he's a brother or whether he's a mother he's stayin' alive!" 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4265 Hopefully this new OR lamp will better allow our patients to finally get through surgery while “Stayin’ Alive”. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4266 I said "scalpel, Paul," not "disco ball"! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4267 We better boogie! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4268 I prefer Dr. Hall; at least I can see what I'm doing when he plays heavy metal. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4269 He's fanatical about "Dancing With The Stars" 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4270 Looks like we are going to have to perform a discogram. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4271 My God complex is a DJ. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4272 Told you it was Saturday Night Fever! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4273 Correct. Absolutely no utility. But, wow, what memories! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4274 United by race,distracted by blasé 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4275 The Studio 54 themed operating room seems to be a bit much. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4276 So which one of these things plays "Disco Doc" 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4277 I can’t work like this. Turn up the music! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4278 No! No! Setting up for micro-discectomy is not the same as setting up a disco light! Turn it off,and turn him over! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4279 I don't think this has the medicine in it. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4280 Admin figured this would boost morale more than $5 pizza. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4281 What's the point? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4282 Cool! Now turn on Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees and let's get started! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4283 And God said..." Let there be disco light." 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4284 I like the old light before the merger. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4285 Now, let’s sing « Staying Alive » to our patient. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4286 We charge more, but you get more 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4287 He has disco fever 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4288 The readings still say "Not Dead Yet." 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4289 What he coughed up was a little smaller than that but otherwise the same. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4290 Unh, unh, unh, unh, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4291 It was an E-Bay special on solar panels. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4292 ? If we all just faked our way here And our degrees are just wallpaper Razzle dazzle them And the patient won't sue ? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4293 No, Terry, I don't. If anything, I think it will make that flatlining noise even more depressing. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4294 We do this for all of Barry Gibb’s procedures… 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4295 It's country all day long. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4296 What do you guys think, does dis-co in here? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4297 It’s funny. He always said disco was the dead one. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4298 House Music, M.D., coming soon to Fox. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4299 You know, ‘Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!’ 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4300 I’m being is back the 80s, which is why this surgery won’t be successful 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4301 We'll also be running the epilepsy test. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4302 It's still the best treatment for Saturday Night Fever. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4303 Could you just keep still for a minute? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4304 No, it’s a dog! 1.1304 0.05808 69 64 1 4
4305 Apparently the patient was suffering from Saturday Night Fever. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4306 What a wonderful world this could be. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4307 Mirrors,mirrors, on the Ball. Shine the brightest where we best Saw! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4308 This should take care of his Saturday night fever. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4309 Horses,Horses!..they shoot horses! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4310 Sparkly, so sparkly... what are we doing again? Triple bypass was it? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4311 I'm not sure the BeeGees are the most appropriate choice here 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4312 It’s that Disco Saves Lives message again. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4313 He said he really likes Staying Alive! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4314 If he survives, the Crypt Kicker, shall perform their latest hit entitled "Keep on Kickin'. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
4315 Welp, I guess he *won’t* survive. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4316 Like it, or not. “He’s the leader of the party, that will never go away”. Your words, not mine. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4317 At least he’ll wake up to a fun O.R. if the anesthesia wears off 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4318 This is what happens when you have a heart of glass. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4319 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk..." sorry... too soon 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4320 I hear branding is everything, I call this one the herniated disco 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4321 Time he got boogie with it: 3:45am 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4322 This is one of the most severe cases of Boogie Fever we've ever seen. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4323 He is over sixty and suffering from discoulitis. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4324 So have you heard about the middle aged scallop who walked into a disco, started to dance, and pulled a mussel? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4325 I can only work to hip-hop! What is this crap? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4326 Dude, that's not the PA, it's the respirator. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4327 It only comes down when we play "I Will Survive" 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4328 Don’t let the beat drop 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4329 Its the Gloria Gaynor last chance survival power ball 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4330 That's not a good sign! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4331 It's bright, but I keep humming "Stayin Alive." 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4332 I said the surgery is a diskectomy, not a disco-ectomy. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
4333 Must be a case of Saturday Night Fever... 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4334 Shucks! The blood on my scrubs doesn’t glow in the dark. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4335 Say, is this the guy who wrote the The Little Prince? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4336 Disco may be dead, but this patient is staying alive! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4337 We can’t operate until his Saturday Night Fever breaks. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4338 Sorry, that’s only suppose to happen after successful surgeries… 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4339 Hopefully He’s Stayin Alive 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4340 okay, now cue the playlist “Staying Alive.” 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4341 I think we might have gone a bit extreme with our Halloween costumes this year 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4342 Daft punk are playing in my House, my House 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4343 We’re waiting for the reboot to finish. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4344 This is the most severe case of disco fever I've ever treated 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4345 So, TV doctors are always chatting away while operating - now they want us to dance too? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4346 The patient was admitted with Saturday night fever. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4347 I TOLD them not to open new hospital rooms in the old disco ballroom 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4348 Oh, no! Is this the Last Dance playlist? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4349 Our new theme is “ Stayin’ Alive.” 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4350 WHILE ITS TRUE THAT MANY PEOPLE WORK 2 JOBS, WORKING AS A SURGEON AND TRAFFIC CONTROLLER DURING THE SAME SHIFT IS A LITTLE SPECIAL. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4351 We can’t help him, he’s got the Saturday Night Fever 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4352 If I were an ENT this would be a boogie wonderland. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4353 I just felt we all needed a little more pizazz in our workday. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4354 Who says the gall bladder can't be fun? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4355 We managed to sync his heart rate with Turbo,Gunna and Young Thug's "Quarantine Clean". 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4356 More anesthesia! We only have "twilight". 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4357 Sure it makes it harder to operate… but the vibes man, the vibes! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4358 This one's okay, but I think I did better work with the strobe. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4359 I think we have to officially record it as 'Laying down some boogie and playing that funky music 'til he died.' 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4360 Our work here is done, he will survive. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4361 It reminds me to get down tonight. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4362 Let there be light 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4363 Let's dance! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4364 It’s a new hospital policy – if a patient dies, we can blame it on the boogie. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4365 Please doctor, do we have to listen to “Staying Alive” through the entire operation? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4366 So this is where the hospital funds go to. Technology, eh? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4367 His dance fever meter is at 54 bass beats per minute. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4368 I can feel my mental health improving already. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4369 first I was afraid, I was petrified, thinking I could never live without your love, but I survived. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4370 Uh, uh, uh, uh stayin alive, stayin alive… 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4371 It's Saturday Night Fever. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4372 He didn't get to see the sun, but... 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4373 I call it "fractured disco". 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4374 Management thinks we should celebrate effort as well as success, but it would have been nice to at least have the donor heart on hand at this point. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4375 I Will Survive" might be the best choice for background music during surgery but is the disco ball necessary 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4376 Who says "Stayin' Alive" is just for CPR? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4377 It’s hard to believe but his insurance paid for it. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4378 Disco" was not what I had in mind when I suggested a more relaxed atmosphere. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4379 Sing Hard and Fast, hum "staying alive" and then the disco lights come on. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4380 The pillow fights have to stop. I think we should give the surgical residents their own rooms to sleep in. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4381 When he requested to play Taylor Swift, I didn’t think we’d go all out 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4382 Nurse, I said clamps not The Trammps 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4383 So you think if we sing "Stayin' Alive" during surgery it will improve his chances of surviving the procedure? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4384 In cases of Saturday Night Fever, this lighting help keep patients staying alive, staying alive. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4385 Leonardo da Vinci may have made the first one, but he didn't patent it. Lets patent it. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4386 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4387 OK, let's boogie! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4388 They call it ‘disco orothopedic’… the ‘new black’ in trendy exercise. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4389 Oh no! Not another case of Saturday Night Fever.. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4390 This disease disco is lit I'm tryna do the bacteria boogie. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4391 Woah! That disco ball must mean he’s livin’ it up in heaven! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4392 Just for surgery on a disc? Oh. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4393 It really does add a little something to the space, don't you think? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4394 Should we dim the lights and turn it up? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4395 Now we don't have to use the instagram filter. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4396 Ah, ah, ah, ah, keep ‘em alive, keep ‘em alive… 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4397 I don’t mind the Disco Ball but maybe we can play something other than Gloria Gaynor’s “I will survive”? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4398 He is stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ooh ooh ooh... 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4399 Yes, he boogie woogie woogied 'til .... you know..... 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
4400 Stay’n alive , stay’n alive … 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4401 It’s the best way to treat disco fever 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
4402 I thought we could use some light while "Stayin' Alive" plays. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4403 Do you think people are going to get our costume? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4404 Is that ball singin' "Stayn' Alive?" 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4405 Ah ah ah ah staying alive staying alive, ah ah ah... 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4406 Goes well with our sound track, “Stayin’ Alive”, don’t ya think? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4407 The patient insisted. She’s one of the “glitterati.” 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4408 If only there was a disco song for this exact moment…oh well. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4409 It cheers up the patients. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4410 I like to think 'Staying Alive' began here.' 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4411 Turn the beat around. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4412 I’m gonna need 20 ccs of fog juice STAT 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4413 See, I told you Disco Dissection day would be a hit with the patients. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4414 Nurse, I need you to snap out of that funk. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4415 The Nobel prize for medicine goes to Doctor Hansen who pioneered the treatment for night fever. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4416 Nurse, scalpel. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4417 Try, try, try, try to keep him staying alive, staying alive! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4418 Is this star dust covered by his insurance? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4419 Doctor, it's up to you to prove that disco hasn't died! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4420 This will help us find that Junior Mint in no time. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
4421 The patient said he looked better in this light, what can I say… 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
4422 Yes. Yes I would like to slow dance. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4423 It’s the only combination operating room/disco in town. The disco provides unique physical therapy. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4424 They wanted to show appreciation to essential workers 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4425 Its the Dr. Disco 5,000. We can change colors for different proceedures! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4426 That’s a groovy gallbladder 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4427 It was his final request if he doesn't make it. Either a mirror ball or Donna Summers playing background music. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4428 ooohhh... shiny! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4429 You have a playlist, I have the disco ball to go with it. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4430 It's disco night on Dancing with the Stars. He's in the finals on Monday. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4431 This Cristal ball says he is headed to outer space. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4432 He was struck by Saturday 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4433 Doctor, would you stop fidgeting? It's distracting. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4434 He said he wants to disco through the entire operation, it makes him feel young. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4435 As my mentor, Doctor Gibb would say, whether they're a brother or a mother, keep em' alive, keep em' alive 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4436 I told them to prep the OR for a disc operation, not disco. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4437 When we lost power, this was the only light I could find. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4438 Well I always wanted to combine my two passions 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4439 Are you sure it's a pinata? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4440 Not Covid. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4441 This patient is stayin' alive. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4442 If I've to listen to "Stayin' Alive" just one more time, I'd happily trade places with this guy here. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4443 This disco ball really lightens up the doom in here. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4444 It’ll be OK if we spin it really fast. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4445 Doing a surgical rotation in Italy has been the best decision of my life. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4446 OK that's the last time we rent this space out on Air B&B 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4447 Before the incredulous gaze of the doctors, the party began, there was no pain, I was gone. The room was full, at last I saw my family again. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4448 That's a wrap Mr. Johnson, from here on we wish you love, peace and Soul! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4449 They say the private equity firm that bought us just liquidated a chain of discos. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4450 This always happens during appendectomies. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4451 Wow its so bright and shinny 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4452 Hope I don’t break a leg 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4453 Well, this is obviously a case of disco fever. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4454 I don’t believe this is going to help with Saturday night fever. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4455 We heard you say we're "replacing a disk, Paul." But Paul insists he heard something different and we all know how stubborn Paul can be. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4456 The Operating Theatre has gone too far, Doctor. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4457 The decor helps set the mood when we have to do CPR to “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4458 How bad of a surgery will disco? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4459 Do we have some Revolve girls who work here or something? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4460 That ought to cure his Saturday night fever. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4461 hurray! fellows, this is over 100th surgery in this month though the patient is dead the lights keep us up. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4462 If we operate to "Stayin' Alive" we gotta have a disco ball. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4463 Playing 'Stayin' alive' is an encouraging touch..." 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4464 I thought we agreed on a strobe? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4465 Management says this will help boost morale and improve our mental health 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4466 I said pass the gauze, not the disco ball 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4467 Guidance/ 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4468 I need 20 seconds on disco, stat! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
4469 nan 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4470 as if “staying alive” playing on repeat wasn’t enough of a reminder 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4471 it's a bit bigger than what i asked for. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4472 What? My BeReals were starting to get a little dull... 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4473 A clear case of night fever,john. 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
4474 Okay, now let's do open-heart surgery like it's 1979. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4475 So they said to me "Liza, what will you do if you retire from stage?" 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4476 The patient requested the disco ball, because he wants us to make him a macho, macho man! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4477 He will be on his feet dancing in no time. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4478 Apparently it has something to do with Stayin' Alive. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4479 Who elected this idiot to he White House ? ? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4480 I guess he’s not in an HMO. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4481 It's a new AI machine. If it turns green, the patient will survive the surgery. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4482 Just give me some kind of a sign. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4483 They're . . . Junior Mints! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4484 Oh no, the decorator has gotten to the operating room. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4485 You may have been taught not to take your eye off the ball, but would you please not do that here? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4486 Look when I hold his spleen just right. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4487 Not another confetti can swallower 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4488 Well, I couldn't find a flashlight 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4489 It helps me do my groove thing. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4490 Stayin’ alive will be more likely if we can see what we’re doin’! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4491 ''Darned budget cuts.'' 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4492 When I said, 'slipped disc from fall' , I think the nurse may have heard 'get me a disco ball'. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4493 The new office perks are an improvement but I'd still rather operate from home. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4494 OK, now how does that Bee Gees song go? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4495 Lights, stat!” “Yes, doctor.” “This is all we had left after the budget cuts… and after the 70’s themed Christmas party last year. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4496 Someone get The Bee Gees in here to tell him what to do,stat 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4497 Daft Punk’s not dead. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4498 There was a spike in his Saturday night fever. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4499 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, staying alive... 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4500 Ok…It may be just a placebo, but it helps me keep people staying alive 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4501 That was the Bee Gees Stayin' Alive. Up next, Gloria Gaynor and I Will Survive. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4502 It may not have undergone clinical trials, but I think we can all agree that everyone feels a whole lot better under a little sparkle. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4503 I asked for artificial INTELLIGENCE, not lighting! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4504 Let's try not to kill the DJ this time? 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4505 This new technology is getting brighter every time. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4506 At last month's meeting, someone complained that the work atmosphere in our hospital is too toxic. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4507 Doctor, what song would you like during the procedure…”Stayin Alive”, or “I Will Survive”? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4508 This surgery is guaranteed to make him the life of the party! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4509 I thought it added a je ne said quoi to the whole experience. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4510 This ‘stayin alive’ vibe is so motivating 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4511 Dang,I love that cool hanging lantern. Would love to take it home. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4512 Staying alive, staying alive..ah, ah, ah! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4513 It wouldn’t be so bad if we didn’t have to listen to Stayin’ Alive. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4514 aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive... 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4515 It was an early form of human 'feel good' light therapy. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4516 It’s much better than my rabbit’s foot 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4517 Let’s pause for NY nostalgia. Play the bacchanal b-roll featuring Studio- 54 and a befuddled Andy Warhol amongst celebrity glitterati. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4518 It does embody his song request for "Staying Alive." (The word "does" in caption should be in italics) 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4519 I heard MGM Grand bought us out. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4520 We agreed to the TV coverage but this is going too far. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4521 Staying Alive" or "Another One Bites the Dust"? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4522 I think we should remove his prostate like no one’s watching 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4523 The operation was a success, but the patient still lives in a boogie wonderland. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4524 We need to hurry this up. Happy Hour starts in one hour. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4525 Maybe wait until they're out cold to to put on 'Last Dance' 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4526 whoa - wanna danc - wait - never mind.. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4527 It's a disk operation, not a disco operation 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4528 He'll wake up staying alive 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4529 You better not kill the groove!” tio 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4530 He was a dedicated wedding DJ. He insisted we play Last Dance by Donna Summer if things took a turn for the worse. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4531 His insurance won't cover the disco ball and the surgery. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4532 - Pipe in Gloria Gaynor 🎶🎵 ‘I Will Survive’ please! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4533 Nice robot man, now let's get back to work. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4534 Personally I find the Afib mode distracting. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4535 Our only goal is to keep the patient “Stayin Alive” 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4536 They said this new laser therapy was unorthodox, but I didn't exactly expect this. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4537 Disco ball for slip disc surgery ? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4538 I see a bright light at the end of this tunnel, and scores of tiny lights moving helter-skelter all around me." 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4539 The patient requested this and the Stayin' Alive music. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
4540 THAT WAY WHEN HE WAKES UP HE WILL THINK HE IS IN HEAVEN 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4541 Operating room ambience 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4542 We're OK as long as the Bee Gee's keep singing." 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4543 Well, this guy's definitely stayin' alive... 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4544 At this rate we're all gonna catch the fever! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4545 the flare on his leg doesn't look out of place now 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4546 I said to hand me the scalpel, Jerry. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4547 Not "Night Fever". Play "Stayin' Alive"! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4548 Ah, his Saturday night fever is getting worse! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4549 I don’t mind the disco ball, but I wish they’d stop playing ‘Stayin’ Alive.’ 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4550 Hey! I forgot to trim my nails before the surgery. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4551 We better hustle before the medicine ball drops 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4552 Let us go then, you and I…. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4553 Okay everyone. We're all set to start the song Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4554 Remember "Stayin' Alive"? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4555 Next you'll be playing "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4556 We find it comforts the patient to wake up with disco ball overhead and "Stayin Alive" on speaker. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4557 How about some Cole Porter??? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4558 It goes better with my Stayin' Alive music. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4559 What's wrong? Everything seems perfect. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4560 The rhythm did get him in the end... 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4561 Were we wrong to declare that disco was dead? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4562 In the practice of alternative medicine, we’ve left no disco ball unturned. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4563 Oh God! It's Saturday night again?? Stayin' Alive; Stayin' Alive. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4564 Time to dance with death 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4565 Oh, that's my Disco App synching the heart lung machine beat to the disco ball 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4566 Botox parties are so 2019! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4567 Well, if it worked for the Bee Gees, it works for me. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4568 When I asked him for his music selection, he said he just wanted “Staying Alive”. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4569 The new CEO is John Travolta. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4570 Let's take a break and party! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4571 It‘s how I make sure my patients are stayin‘ alive. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4572 When I said I wanted to highlight certain aspects of our work, this wasn’t what I had in mind! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4573 I thought the room needed some pizzazz 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4574 The human heart is in perfect sync with disco beat! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4575 The disco ball is a nice touch. But if he wakes up now, the memories are liable to kill him. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4576 I've checked his polse, doc: the beat goes on... 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4577 Ah, ha,ha,ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4578 Bringing life back! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4579 Doctor, I feel another fever setting in. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4580 'Okay, I'll admit it--the "Grey's Anatomy" theme for our school dance was a bad idea.' 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4581 Anyone else feel like dancing? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4582 And here’s an icon of the Trickle Down Economics era. It was believed to put masses of people into a trance that left them dancing in circles for hours on end, forgetting the political dilutions of the moment. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4583 It's pre-Covid 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4584 This is very cool, disco lovers, but we can't do surgery without some spot lights too. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4585 I also have some weed to complete the mood. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4586 No, I said we have to take this slow Paul. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4587 His Saturday Night Fever is so severe it requires surgery? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4588 Looks like Disco is back from the dead. Now if only Mr. Wilson........ 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4589 I put on some gloves, gave him some gas, soon turned out he had a heart of glass 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4590 Stayin' Alive?!?...Not exactly what I meant 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4591 disco ball: shiny object to hypnotize patients on the table No liability for hypnotized doctors 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4592 The patient requested the “I will survive” soundtrack. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4593 I told you this would happen if we adopted “Stayin’ Alive” to pace CPR. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4594 Now all we need are some belly dancers. Work's supposed to be fun, you know. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4595 This might be taking employee morale a little too far. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4596 Suffering from Saturday Night Fever 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4597 Let's hope we can keep this gentleman stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4598 First we lower the disco ball. Then we crank up "Stayin' Alive." 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4599 To liven things up! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4600 Congratulations for having our 1000th surgery! You win a free appendectomy! 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4601 When it stops twirling, the operation is done. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4602 I thought Disco Stu didn’t advertise 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4603 No, no. I said “somewhat high fever.” Not “Saturday Night Fever.” 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4604 Well how would YOU suggest celebrating my 1,000th surgery? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4605 Not helping! Not a bit! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4606 For patients with Saturday night fever, there’s only one treatment for staying alive. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4607 There must be some mistake here. My specialty is disc surgery. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4608 We need to install a dance floor and ‘Do the hustle’. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4609 ...and then I dropped the remote while trying to change the colour setting and now I can't find it." 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4610 The lights don’t bother me, it’s the “Stayin’ Alive” over and over. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4611 Clearly this patient has a case of disco fever. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4612 I think “Stayin’ Alive” really sets the mood! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4613 Upcoding Fever 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4614 This is not what I had in mind when I ordered a discography 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4615 I thought we needed the work environment to be more exciting 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4616 It’s the only known cure for Saturday Night Fever. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4617 All together! Live! Live! Live! Live! Stayin' alive! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4618 The patient requested the song, "Stayin' Alive!" 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4619 I find I make more precise incisions when stars and planets float through the surgical theater! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4620 Last time I ask for more difficult cases. 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
4621 I said prepare the room for disc surgery, no O. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4622 Themed surgeries aren’t having the effect on team morale we hoped.” 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4623 Our patient is a disc jockey at a discotheque. " By Thomas Sievers 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4624 This is how we make Discoöperations cool again, y'all 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4625 Well, I did say to liven it up 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4626 Ah, ah, ah, ah stay alive! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4627 Not yet! He is still awake! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4628 Oh! You think he meant "fat" with an "f"? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4629 What's next? 'Stayin' Alive' and karaoke? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4630 He did say he lights up every room he's in 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
4631 Fight fever, fight fever. We know how to do it. Perhaps. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4632 Happy New Years Everybody 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4633 I’m not a big fan of cutting costs, but this is kinda nice. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4634 Maintenance resents we're Gods. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4635 Really brings some life to this room. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4636 Not “Disco Doc” again! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4637 He might have been diagnosed with disco fever, but this isn't helping. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4638 It’s not the disco ball that bothers so much as the platform shoes. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4639 This is great, but would ya turn off "Staying Alive?" 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4640 Disco is more fun than karaoke in surgery. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4641 That gas is GOOD! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4642 Should we perform this surgery before midnight? It'll be New Years. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
4643 Let's change the myth about the operating room light 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4644 Wow, maybe the room really was spinning for the last patient. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4645 It’s the 70’s all over again. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4646 In case the anesthesia fails, the patient will think he's back in a 1980s Manhattan disco, and not on the operating table. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4647 It's a supply chain compromise. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4648 It's the piping in "Stayin' Alive" that I can't stand. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4649 oh shucks, that’s supposed to come out AFTER we’re done working on the patient. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4650 It's for the dance when we finish. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4651 I said to set up for "disk operation", not "operation in a disco" 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4652 This is just to remind you that we are all hoping the patient is "Stayin' Alive!" 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4653 I'm not sure the new renovators captured the right mood. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4654 This is definitely not part of the HMO package 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
4655 I sort of miss carbolic acid. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4656 A disco ball in an operating theatre! Are you sucking my cock?!? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4657 If we're successful, he will be doing the 'Electric Slide' again in no time. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4658 It’s my tribute to Donna Summer 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4659 This does not change the prognosis; he will not dance out of here! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4660 It was the patient's request, we've also been playing the Bee Gees on a loop for the last three hours. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4661 Now which 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4662 Laser surgery, reminds me of a Blue Oyster Cult concert in the‘ 70’s! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4663 At least we've got a dance beat. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4664 This is our last chance to prevent the Death of Disco! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4665 Human Resources? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4666 Do you think it’s in poor taste we do this every time we save a life? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4667 Did you drop the beat?” “No that was the scalpel 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4668 'I can never remember, does it go to the left or right of the duodenum.' 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4669 I told you this club would knock you out. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4670 Do we really need this for a laminated disc-o surgery? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4671 The procedure is actually quite simple; we're hoping George here will be ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4672 OK Stayin' Alive on the sound system is sort of comical, but this? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
4673 Validated or not, as therapy, even Medicare covers it. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4674 It's gonna make the procedure tricky, but it was covered by their Plan D. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4675 Flip him over. I think he has a slipped discotheque. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4676 This should shed some light on the subject. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4677 We just play "Stayin' Alive" on repeat and it seems to keep everyone focused. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4678 Shall we dance? .., Shall we then say goodnight but mean goodbye? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4679 Happens every time I do a breast augmentation! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4680 I thought this was supposed to be disk surgery, not disco. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4681 When we wish upon a star it makes no difference where we are… 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4682 It appears to be a slipped disk.” “Ohhh. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4683 Mirror mirror on the ball who is the best surgeon of them all 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4684 It keeps the med school students engaged 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4685 Neon works wonders! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4686 Better call Doctor Fauci. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4687 I’m not sure “Stayin’ Alive” is appropriate either.” 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4688 Turn his anesthetic up and hand me some shades, it looks like it's time for our jitterbug break 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4689 Waiting for the TV viewers votes to come in. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4690 Is there a billing code so we can charge for special effects and entertainment during surgery?" 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4691 Well, gray matter is just so... gray. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4692 So the patient doesn’t have a herniated disco? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4693 They just came in here, shouted ‘Whacha doin on your back?’, flipped the patient and left. Then this showed up. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4694 These escape room themes are getting a bit out of hand 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4695 It’s important that you don’t stare at it for too loonnggg…” RI 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
4696 When I said "let's boogey," i meant that figuratively. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4697 Go with a bang! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4698 He’s gonna die anyways, might as well enjoy this lads 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4699 Who brought the tools? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4700 Well, if it is Saturday night fever, this should help get him back on his feet. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4701 'Stayin' Alive'! Perfect! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4702 Studio 54 ain’t what it used to be 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4703 This will help us prevent any infections, such as Saturday Night Fever. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4704 I always put the mozzarella in the pasta right after it's drained so it all melts together at the table. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4705 Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Make some overtime tonight. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4706 He had one request before going under. Stayin’ alive. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4707 Alexa, I said “pelvic muscle”, not “do the hustle”! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4708 Research shows it helps relax older patients who love the nightlife and gotta boogie. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4709 Shall we wait until the stars are aligned? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4710 Sh*t is getting real…drop the beat, STAT. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4711 Substituting "Staying Alive" for "Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door" on our playlist has significantly improved our mortality numbers. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4712 Im worried about postoperative Saturday Night Fever. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
4713 Scalpel. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4714 Hold on, I need to take a photo for my story first. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4715 Don't you think it's interesting that those of us in Congress, who have medical degrees, have difficulty working together in Congress but are a great team in the science lab? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4716 The facilities design team quit so they contracted with an AI assistant and it mistook 'discount' for 'disco' during the requirements gathering phase. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4717 And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive .... 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
4718 Dearly beloved 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4719 Surely there's a better way to boost morale 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4720 For today's CPR we'll try "Staying alive", because "Massachusetts' didn't work that well" 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4721 ITS ELECTRoconvulsive therapy 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4722 I was skeptical at first when Elon bought the hospital- but I have to admit it IS a lot more fun. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4723 I guess playing "I Will Survive" wasn't enough. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4724 I said “Operating Room 54!” Operating room!!! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4725 Mirror, Mirror, on the ball, who's the funkiest surgeon of them all? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4726 Stop dancing around and hand me the scalpel. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4727 I thought his amygdala would be more tennis ball. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4728 We're trying to keep him stayin' alive! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4729 Yeah 'Stayin' Alive' again; all the patients seem to pick the same song! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4730 Don’t worry, he just got disconnected. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4731 Apparently his favorite song is "Stayin Alive" 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4732 The blood spatters won't be so obvious" 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4733 We really dropped the ball on this one 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4734 It's a little early for the Bee Gees, isn't it? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4735 Get down and bypass-- doo-WEET, doo-WEET! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4736 I've found it really helps to liven up these life threatening procedures. Well, at least for us anyway." 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4737 That's his last hope for "Stayin' Alive!" 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4738 Epstein didn’t kill himself lol.” 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4739 If he's not under after this spin, we'll just have to boogie with traditional anesthesia. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4740 It's time to put the "fun" back in "invasive fungal infection!" 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4741 Quick, get the bubbles. His heart beat is at one with Lawrence Welk! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4742 You should start feeling like you’re reliving Studio 54 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4743 The surgery was optional. The gaze of misty tremble at The Orb was not. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4744 ``It's in the new anesthesia protocols." 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4745 Another dancing fool that let his Saturday night fever diminish his chances of staying alive 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4746 I asked for tech, no? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4747 Doin the ER rock ! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4748 I think this is what the bee gees were talking about. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4749 'Staying Alive,' seems fitting, am I right? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4750 Not enough lights are out in here” 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4751 This job gets disconcerting some days 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4752 Argh, again! We haven't even started yet! 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4753 We need two songs of the Bee Gees, STAT! 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4754 Let's mend the light first. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4755 It just turns on intermittently 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4756 The disco ball is fine, I just can't listen to "Staying Alive" for three hours. " 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4757 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4758 We thought we'd add a little drama. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4759 Reminds me of year four medial school. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4760 The good news is, Disco isn't dead! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4761 I think it's appropriate as it was is his Last Dance. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4762 It’s not COVID. It’s Saturday Night Fever 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4763 How do you like our new Mood Music Player? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4764 Every time it descends from the ceiling I think ‘Last Dance’ and start humming Donna Summer. It’s a whole mood. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4765 Ah, ha, ha, ha, keepin' him alive, keepin' him alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, keepin' him alive... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4766 We want our patients to be comfortable, but I could do without the endless loop of "You Should Be Dancing." 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4767 Disco is dead, but the patient is stayin' alive. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4768 Ok, I know it’s not Saturday night, but the patient DOES have a fever. Come on people, use your imaginations! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4769 Yes, but if we share it on Instagram we get the 'disco rate'. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4770 Disco's dead, disco death. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4771 Can't see worth a damn, but it looks nice. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4772 The chips are falling! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4773 I told them to wait... you know the patient loves to dance. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4774 That’s not all… we’ll have ‘Staying Alive’ playing too” 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4775 As you can see, the hospital’s back up generated hasn’t been replaced since the 70s. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4776 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4777 i thought playing “stayin’ alive” would at least do SOMETHING 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4778 I believe Mr. Travolta is suffering from Saturday Night Fever. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4779 When the strobe stops spinning, we all switch places! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4780 No wait, didn't I remove the appendix, or was it a reflection from above? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4781 Neat,his last party. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4782 Every room in the Kanye Wing has one. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4783 This adds a whole new meaning to cutting loose on the dance floor. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4784 Well, they did say to ensure the patient is Staying Alive. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4785 It's called 'Auld Lang Syne' ... wait 'til you see Easter's! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4786 Wow, is really as good as it gets? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4787 Dr. Feelgood had mirrorballs classified as O.R. medical equipment 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4788 Look, I don't care that he thinks the music comes from "within" -- there is just no way that is going to fit. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4789 This new lighting goes well with my retro surgery playlist. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4790 Well, we upgraded from the strobe. Now, anyone remember all the words to "Stayin' Alive"? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4791 It was cheaper than getting new surgical lights. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4792 Does anyone remember all the lyrics to "Stayin' Alive"? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4793 Dr. Wilson didn't complain when Dr. Miller had them play "Staying Alive" when the surgery was a success but felt the disco ball was just too much. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4794 Now when we tell the family, "We did all we could," we'll really mean it. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4795 The universe without helps us exorcise the universe within. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
4796 I can’t believe someone actually requested a disco hysterectomy 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4797 I find it keeps them stayin’ alive. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4798 An effective method for stayin’ alive. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4799 I thought a “Staying Alive” theme would be motivating for patients. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4800 I should’ve had my disco nap with a double espresso 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4801 Staying Alive” night at the O 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4802 Just trying to improve our return to office culture 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4803 The last thing this patient needs is disco fever.” 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4804 Guys. Did you two fall asleep there for a minute ?It seems hard to do so with a disco ball in the air. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4805 But the patient requested a festive atmosphere to reduce stress! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4806 Discectomy, not disco 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4807 the last time I got distracted by one of these things I removed the wrong organ … from the anesthesiologist … ha ha ha 1.1163 0.03477 86 78 7 1
4808 Who knows "I Will Survive"? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4809 I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give, I will survive!” 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4810 Ooo, such pretty colors...am I high on maryjane??? Let's wake up our patient and smoke on some--way more fun than what we were going to do...ooo... 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4811 Welcome to Operation: Dance Party. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4812 I should be dancing, yeah. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4813 Disco fever really took a toll on his system. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4814 It helps me remember: "Disco here. Disco there" 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4815 Well you can tell by the way I use my... and he's out. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4816 If it’s botched, we can blame it on the boogie. 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
4817 It was at his request. Cue the Bee Gees. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4818 It automatically plays "I Will Survive" at the end of every surgery. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4819 There appears to be a bit of a disconnect here! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4820 Doo, doo, doo, doo. Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4821 Respiratory Distress! Cue Stayin' Alive. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4822 I said, 'Gall bladder, not glitter ball!" 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4823 And now we all hum "Stayin Alive" 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4824 They said it would be distracting but I think it really adds some zing to heart surgery. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4825 Maybe a glass-encrusted pinata wasn't a good idea for open-heart surgery. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4826 Now that we've removed it, who wants to Boogie?! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4827 I'd like to close this surgery up with 'Stayin' Alive' 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4828 Bring me a scalpel, medical clamps and a Bloody Mary. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4829 If he starts singing "Stayin' Alive," call neurosurgery fast! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4830 This Is My First Disc Open Heart Surgery. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4831 My diagnosis: severe case of Saturday Night fever 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4832 Yeah, whenever he does disc surgery… 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4833 This should help cure his Saturday night fever. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4834 Who requested “Stayin’ Alive”? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4835 You should have been here yesterday. Instead of “Stayin’ Alive” he was singing “Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel” 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4836 Must be a case of disco-fever... 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4837 I figured playing “Staying Alive” would boost the morale a bit. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4838 When the light is right, we open. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4839 Indeed what I thought: He's got a Saturday night fever. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4840 Look at all the pretty stars! Patient? What patient? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4841 The patient told me he he had never been able to disco in his life. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4842 If we’re doing this, we’ll need a slower soundtrack. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4843 The four-on-the-floor heart rate rhythms transitioning to funk was amazing, just not for him. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4844 The surgeon always plays Donna Summer during his spine cases 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4845 I know we don't have time to dance, but it is a good song... 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4846 You did know this is John Travolta on the table, right? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4847 It's for severe fevers, but only on Saturday nights for now 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4848 I knew it would happen. Radioactive fallout. It happened! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4849 I didn't mind the "Stayin' Alive" music, but the disco ball is just too much. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4850 Alexa, I said we are operating on the disk, not to disco music! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4851 this is one way to boost morale 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4852 I don’t care what they say, I think like Gaynor St. ABBA is a good hospital 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4853 staying alive, staying alive, uh uh uh uh, staying alive” 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4854 I preferred the 1000th appendectomy celebration, this one seems played out 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4855 Push that propofol and let’s get this party poppin’! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4856 It’s supposed to be the same speed as Stayin’ Alive but did they really have to install a disco ball? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4857 He is a BeeGee. His request to inspire us. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4858 Thank God! I feared he had Leprosy! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4859 You know, starring John Travolta… 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4860 What do you mean it’s at 120 bpm? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4861 Yeah, the work-life balance is horrendous, but at least we get… well, whatever this is. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4862 He said he's having a Coming Out Party. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4863 As I always say – never miss a chance to dance! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4864 This disco ball sure puts the fun back into a diskectomy. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4865 The rollerskates I can live with, but this is just too far. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4866 Listen, I know it isn't ideal but with such a small chance for success I wanted to lift the morale just a little bit. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4867 Some surgeons like operating to music. I prefer a more immersive 'Theatre 54' vibe. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4868 Staying Alive" plays as inspiration to the patient 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4869 Hey Doc: "Tell us the Dangly bits of love and logic are not gone" 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4870 There's nothing we can do. He's not on the guest list. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4871 Why is it playing "Stayin' Alive?" 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4872 It adds another dimension to routine surgery 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4873 Scalpel, check. Sponge, check. Funky music, check. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4874 The patient definitely has the disco fever! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4875 Is it just me, or does it feel like things are going back to the 70s? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4876 Admittedly it's a little off-putting when the patient doesn't make it..." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4877 Twinkle, twinkle, ballroom ball! Help us find this bladder's gall. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4878 He also requested that we play "Like a Surgeon" by Weird Al Yankovic after "Starry Starry Night." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4879 Someone want to check his personal directive again? Does it say Keepem' Alive or Stayin'Alive?" 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4880 They say if you enjoy your job, you'll never work a day in your life, but don't you think we're over compensating here? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4881 He complained that I took his illness too seriously. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4882 Well, we have to keep our patient stayin' alive. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4883 We find this actually improves their chances of staying alive. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4884 Oh look, his heart is beating again. Looks like the big glowing ball is working. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4885 To think it started as a ping pong table in the break room. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4886 It seems like he has night fever.” 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4887 is everyone ready for the discogram? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4888 Could we come up with a better plan to make patients comfortable? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4889 I heard the new CFO has a past in the entertainment field. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4890 Now, everybody sing along, “I will survive, I will survive….’ 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4891 Disco helped me remember Spinal discs in college, glad to find some use for this one. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4892 In hindsight, maybe counting up to the 1,000,000th 'save' would have been better. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4893 Achievement unlocked 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4894 I’ve never worked with the Dr Disco! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4895 They call it Boogie fever doc, I think it's going around. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4896 The disco ball, and disco music may help the patient, but it's getting on my nerves. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4897 I figured it was a good use of vertical space. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4898 Sorry I decorated for the “You’re Alive” party a little early. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4899 So we really are rock stocks now? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4900 I love to disco too, but this guy's bleeding out. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4901 The diagnosis was ‘disco fever’. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4902 Well, like she said…’This ain’t no disco and it ain’t no country club either,’ but dang it! I want to have a little fun before I die! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4903 It replaces expensive anesthesia 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4904 Is it possible it’s just a slipped disco? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4905 Did I STUTTER when I said “No more goth night in here” like wtf 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
4906 Well, doctor, this might take rejuvenation to a new level. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4907 I clearly asked for disc replacement equipment,not disco ball replacement. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4908 I miss the Magic-Eight-Ball. It was a much better surgical guide than star-gazing. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4909 I asked for “this guy’s ball” 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4910 Orbicular display indicates patient stayin' alive. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4911 Thanks to supply chain issues, we've had to get...creative...with replacements for our broken upper room UV system. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4912 They rent this place out to nightclubs when business is slow 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4913 His last days of disco 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4914 Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4915 Yeah this other surgeon in the ward, he claims he has savant syndrome. Major autism, refuses to do surgeries unless everything is perfect. Its worth it though, his stitching? Immaculate. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4916 Of Course! Compressions to "Stayin' Alive"! 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4917 Party by night, party by day...wait I mean work by day, party by night 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4918 disco naps before the disco 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4919 This is what “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” can do for us! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4920 I am awaiting signal from ground zero for the next action." Prashanth Gowda, Redlands, C 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4921 Stayin' Alive 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4922 I didn't know this patient had the plus package. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4923 The good news is, though the patient may be dead, disco never dies. is not dead. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4924 what do these two things have in common? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4925 OK, you up in the observation room: cue up "Stayin' Alive! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4926 Welcome to "The Real Patients of Baltimore Ballroom." 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4927 Sorry, budget cuts mean it's back to the patch! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4928 This guy wants a Travolta. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4929 With his wish of background music came this...let's Bogie Down, people! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4930 Now that we’ve removed the foreign object his disco fever should clear up in a few days. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4931 Your choice of disco music is fine, Doctor, but this is a bit distracting. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4932 And it's only another $20k extra! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4933 Does it make YOU feel like dancing? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4934 Another case of the Night Fever. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4935 OK now, all together, "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive." 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4936 I’m ok with the disco light but not so sure about that particular Donna Summer song. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4937 New Year, new liver. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4938 …this isn’t what I meant when I said “we need better lighting in here” 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4939 Well, it hasn’t been proven that disco DOESN’T cure heart disease… 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4940 He specifically requested ‘Stayin’ Alive’ 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4941 Doc, you can’t tell his future from that crystal ball 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4942 Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! a scalpel 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4943 Eat, Sleep, Operate, Repeat” REN Horner aka COTU GOD REN BIR 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4944 Disco Inferno or surgurixcal place of torment 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4945 I’m calling it, time of parking on the dance floor- 12:31am 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4946 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin’ al—what? Everyone’s got their pregame rituals” 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4947 Nie to miałem na myśli mówiąc "izba przyjęć" 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4948 Is it giving Dr. Disco, or does it feel more like disco doctor? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4949 I requested a wrecking ball to apply pressure on the incision. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4950 I get the disco ball, but is Staying Alive really necessary? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4951 The head of surgery read a paper about music genre and patient survivability, so now we can only play the Bee Gees. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4952 Disco died, just like our patient. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4953 As if the disco music wasn't enough. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4954 We can't let disco die 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4955 To be, or not to be, can you answer that question? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4956 Man plans and the disco gods laugh. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4957 This is our new “Stayin’ Alive” technology. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4958 Let me guess, "Staying Alive" is the theme song for today! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4959 Quick! Start CPR! Stayin' Alive should start any moment. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4960 We're performing in the "Staying Alive" operating room 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4961 How do the lyrics go again? "we're stayin' alive, staying alive ah ah ah ah stayin' alive". 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4962 An out-of-body experience, a reflection, a flashback of our sins and delights of time passed... After all, it was Saturday night... 1.1111 0.05064 72 67 2 3
4963 Bobby insists on the mirror hall so he can moon walk the heart in. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4964 I promised he would dance again. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4965 Doctor I know this is not your preferred light, but this patient is a famous ballroom dancer and he paid extra for this ballroom light. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4966 Scrmmf bffump rivmppw wbbrmv. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4967 He requested the disco theme "Staying Alive" 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4968 I think they had a bit too much room in the budget this year. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4969 Do we even have the rights to play the Bee Gees? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4970 This is the fanciest tumour I’ve ever removed 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4971 The disco ball is part of our new sustainable lighting solutions 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4972 I know the hospital's new motto is "Staying Alive", but this? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4973 We can't operate until his disco fever comes down. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4974 I thought we were only going to play the music from Staying Alive. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4975 Hm. Disco must not be dead just yet. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4976 I may have misunderstood the ‘Stayin’ Alive’ theme. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4977 David Byrne made another donation. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4978 It sure brightens the place up, doesn't it? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4979 I keep hearing Donna Summers' "Last Dance." 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4980 I think there is a disco-nnect here. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4981 looks like we got three giant balls in this room 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4982 Patients find the mirror ball and the Stayin' Alive recording comforting 1.1111 0.04648 81 75 3 3
4983 Great job doctors, the patient appears to be staying alive. Staying alive. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4984 No, he specifically requested this when he lost out on Dancing With The Stars. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4985 Did you really think I would not celebrate New Year's Eve. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4986 Now if they’d only play the ‘Saturday Night Fever’ soundtrack over the speaker system.” 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4987 ...And I’ve got Stayin’ Alive on my earbuds. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4988 I'm not sure operating room 54 is for us 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4989 He'll have free admission at the Angels' Disco. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4990 Join me at the chorus, “Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother…” 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4991 I like where his beat is going - just waiting for the drop to make the first incision. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4992 Time to have the DJ play “Staying alive”. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4993 The new Chief of Staff’s parents were part of ABBA’s touring band. 1.1111 0.05064 72 67 2 3
4994 Ok - Disco surgery! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4995 Definitely Saturday Night Fever. We'll just have to see if he can sweat it out. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4996 Surgery Success Rate: 20% Fun Party Later Tonight: 100% 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4997 He said he felt a tightness in his Gibb 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4998 What can I say? I need music to focus 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4999 We get it — ‘New Year, New You.’ But we’re not done just yet. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5000 We need to move to a single payer model. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5001 He's a very famous Disco Queen. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5002 You’re sending the wrong message, Disco is dead. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5003 None of this would make sense if the sound system weren't playing Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive.' 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5004 It came with the “Music for Medicine” package. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5005 It's for his night fever. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5006 And now, we shall snip the colon metatastic. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5007 Disco's not dead and neither is our patient. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5008 I requested a discogram, not a Disco Grand! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5009 Doctor, is there not other ways to avoid burnout that you could try? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5010 Gotta tell you- this is not what they meant about hi tech surgery… 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5011 Guess we hit the sweet spot,Doc. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5012 Well, you can tell by the way I use my knife I’m a patient’s Doc, no time to talk” 🎤🎼 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5013 They ARE hiding this shit in disco balls… 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5014 And this instrument will help us identify any organ with a boogie deficiency. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5015 As long as patients say they feel hustled, we’ll keep it. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5016 Well a little party never killed nobody huh 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5017 Does submitting a patient’s hospital rider request to DeuxMoi break HIPAA? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5018 Obviously he’s suffering from Boogie Fever! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5019 It makes laser surgery a little more far out. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5020 I'm afraid the patient,like disco,is dead. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5021 Most surgeons like to operate with music, but our guy takes it a step further and demands a disco ball for ambiance! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5022 I think he might have boogie fever 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5023 Make sure you don't drop the beat. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5024 Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo, Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive” James Dyba 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5025 We're all just tryin' to stay alive. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5026 At least disco isn't dead 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5027 I don't think this is what he meant when he said his last request was "Staying Alive". 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5028 Patient is a Master of Ceremonies. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5029 No no... I said patient is showing a slight fever." 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5030 I'm certain his last request was to recreate a Grateful Dead concert... 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5031 That's one way to lighten up the mood! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5032 And once again playing Staying Alive was not motivation enough. He's dead Jim. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5033 It DOES give us more of a party atmosphere! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5034 Is that a piñata or should I say, "Happy New Year?" 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5035 I don't mind the disco ball, but I can't work with this music. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5036 Fluorescents are so banal 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5037 Seems to go well with our theme music, "Stayin' Alive." 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5038 Hopefully it's a sign he'll be Stayin' Alive 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5039 When they said it was a party in my tummy, this was not what I pictured. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5040 This may be their best chance at stayin' alive. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5041 We'll have to watch for fever. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5042 It's a big COVID- sparkly for the holidays! It is here to stay! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5043 Allow me to present DISC-OR3, designed to promote health and wellness during surgery. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5044 The patient also requested that we pipe in "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5045 It’s supposed to give patients that “Stayin’ Alive” spirit. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5046 It’s his medical insurance company, celebrating the flat line! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5047 A little atmosphere to brighten the morning. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5048 An ethical dilemma: should we try to save one guy or should we make many happy by preparing this room for the Christmas party. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5049 Great idea to liven up New Year’s in ER! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5050 Not sure this will help speed up recovery. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5051 Thank God, it’s not New Year’s Eve! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5052 Patient zero for Disco Fever 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5053 Look at the fun bags on that hosehound 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5054 Monitor patient closely for post-op Disco Fever. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5055 Med school in the late '70s wasn't like today. So, yes - it's necessary. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5056 Another dumb, Residents' prank. No wonder Stayin' Alive was playing over the intercom in pre-op. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5057 Stayin' Alive? Better call John! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5058 The discography was a success. We’ll just have to another one next week. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5059 Do you remember The 21st night of September, and if left my car keys inside this guy? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5060 Please sir, give us a heart beat so we can get the party started. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5061 Whenever that happens the beat goes on, so we know we’re out of the woods. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5062 Best believe I’m still bejewelled when I walk in the room I can still make the whole place shimmer 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5063 supposed to reduce burnout 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5064 Cue “Staying Alive” by The Bee Gees 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5065 We’ve got to stop surgery. He’s got Saturday Night Fever. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5066 We just thought the hospital needed more atmosphere 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5067 I know we really should,but 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5068 Your disco playlist is barely tolerable,and now this mood lighting will result in a workman 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5069 If this is successful, we can do the Charleston. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5070 There are worse things than a system stuck in the 70s. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5071 When the Nightclub King made a huge donation to the hospital, I didn't realize it came with conditions. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5072 It really helps set the mood for stayin' alive. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5073 As the patient was hanging it he was softly singing Staying Alive, Staying Alive, bump bump bump bump. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5074 We can dance thru this appendectomy...if you cut in... 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5075 The Bee Gees' music was so well received during my last surgery, I thought I'd take it to the next level. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5076 The tango gets ‘em every time. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5077 Ok, but I don't see how we're going to get the whole thing inside of him. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5078 I know I mumble, but you should have inferred I asked for "this scalpel" not "disco ball" from several available context clues. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5079 Maybe a non-surgical intervention would be better to cure disco fever. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5080 This way, no matter the outcome we'll still feel like we had a good time. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5081 Well if you screw up at least it will be festive. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5082 Do we really also need the disco ball spinning just because this patient believes in manifesting positive energy from the universe and insisted that during his emergency surgery we pipe in this recording of 'I Will Survive'?" 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5083 Wow this guy REALLY wanted to make this surgery a Staying Alive event! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5084 This is my best juice fast EVER! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5085 Does his health insurance cover panics at the disco? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5086 Time of death - hammer time. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5087 Some patients like it when they come out of anesthesia, especially the boomers. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5088 Siri, play “Stayin’ Alive”. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5089 Ah,ah,ah,ah, keep him alive, keep him alive… 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5090 Administration's Attempt To Lighten Things Up In The O/R and/or: They're Going To Add A Bar Next Week 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5091 I generally frown upon alternative medicine, but KC gets what KC wants when he gets a triple bypass. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5092 Does it really have healing powers? Or should we, uh ... pray? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5093 I think they're testing us. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5094 Patient’s a DJ—requested I Will Survive My Achy Breaky Heart. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5095 This must be a sign from Gloria Gaynor. He will survive. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5096 The rhythm continues to be off 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5097 We’re gonna hit the body with such tremendous light, so powerful, like you’ve never seen before.” 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5098 I don't mind it, but we should probably take "Last Dance" off the playlist. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5099 I said to prep the OR for a discectomy, not a disco dance! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5100 Oh No, now I have caught Disco Fever! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5101 Doctor, he’s stayin’ alive. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5102 He asked for "sparkle", so I gave him sparkle! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5103 He requested it for his happy birthday. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5104 Are you sure the hose isn't leaking? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5105 Actually, I'm not sure where to start. Let's ask the magic disco ball. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5106 It's incredible what you can do with the Internet 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5107 Together, stars shining bright above you . . . Best we can do for him. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5108 231...232..233.. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5109 Don't look at me! All I know is that it's Saturday night, and this guy's got a fever. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5110 Quite festive, don’t you think Mr. Skinner? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5111 They said they still wanted something contagious and unremovable, yet healthy, thus GLITTER 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5112 I dunno. This work-life-balance thing seems unrealistic. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5113 The nurse dropped him off and said he had a fever, the scrub tech thought this was appropriate 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5114 Surgery! At the Disco - High Hopes 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5115 Admin thinks it will reduce burnout. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5116 I think we’re taking our surgery playlists a little too far… 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5117 Cost of anesthesia, we're only allowed twilight sleep. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5118 Cue Stayin’ Alive! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5119 They say it reduce's Saturday Night fevers 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5120 Our disco surgical mixtape today includes Staying Alive and I Will Survive. Platform shoes are optional. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5121 I find that the disco ball and playing "Stayin' Alive" really help me and my patients in surgery. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5122 It’s covered by his fancy corporate health insurance policy. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5123 It started with Saturday night fever on the wards, and now he is just Stayin’ alive? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5124 This space they found was a dance hall, but this light is genious! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5125 Cue up the BeeGees and Donna Summer, then hand me the scalpel. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5126 Is this the tweezers we misplaced last month ? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5127 ... and lazers too! Lazers everywhere! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5128 Hold on, wait for the bass to drop 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5129 Also, he wants us to play Begin the Beguine while we're doing the proceedure. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5130 What's next? Playing "Stayin' Alive" on the audio system?! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5131 Would you like to dance? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5132 It's either a New Year's ball or a piñata. Either way it is on the cutting edge of abdominal surgery. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5133 We are filming this for The DISCOvery Channel. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5134 Spinal discs are easier to operate on with disco lights 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5135 I like to lighten the mood sometimes. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5136 I dropped his fly-ball in the lights. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5137 It's Dr. Epstein's thing for spinal operations; that and the Donna Summers' music 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5138 Stayin' Aliiiiiiiiiiive 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5139 Come on now and do what you gotta do. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5140 “The patient requested this. He felt it would inspire us to greater surgical heights, and make sure the beat goes on — especially his.” 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5141 A futurist remake of Saturday Night Fever, as filmed in an actual Disco Operating Room 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5142 That mind is full of Animal Face Cookies or Appke Cobblers 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5143 Astronomical ! What this new lighting system cost! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5144 The surgery went stellar! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5145 They say to use The Bee Gees for CPR so I figured this couldn’t hurt. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5146 He injured his back doing the Funky Chicken, so he asked to see a slipped disco ball when he woke up. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5147 The signs are all here-- he's suffering from disco fever! In addition to cardiac arrest. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5148 Are we certain he suffers from Boogie Fever?? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5149 Disco pharma is showing great promise . 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5150 Disco!? They need to try harder to balance remote working! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5151 As you can see, we’ve switched from anesthesia to disco naps. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5152 It just confirms that our place in the universe is inconsequential. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5153 It’s alive! It’s…he’s waking up, damn, everyone stop doing the disco! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5154 Who ordered a disco light? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5155 He'll be stayin' alive as long as this baby is up and running. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5156 All those old disco injuries are finally paying off! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5157 Do the Hustle 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5158 Doctor, I think something may have gone a little funky this time. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5159 When I said it’s a real party in there this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5160 Let's make it quick he won't be with us for very long 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5161 Well, at least when they die they'll think they're going to a party 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5162 At least my FOMO is gone 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5163 Alexa, strobe off, yellow on. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5164 It's because I want them Stayin' Alive. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5165 This party would put me to sleep too. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5166 I said scalpel, not disco ball 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5167 Welcome to the aaaaaappend-ec-ec-ec-tomyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5168 I just got tired of it always feeling so sterile in here. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5169 At last, it looks like disco is dead. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5170 Bring in 'da noise, bring in 'da funk, and bring in 250ml of 'da plasma -- stat! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5171 This light is so much prettier than that old focused light! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5172 First it was boom boxes - but really - a disco ball?! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5173 I think it’s Disco Fever. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5174 I don't know. Where do YOU want to eat lunch? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5175 Yeah, she's definitely dead. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5176 Do we really need to adhere to his rider in the OR? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5177 ? He will survive! As long as I know how to nurse I know he'll stay alive! He's got all his life to live And I've got all these meds to give And he'll survive He will survive! Hey! Hey! ? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5178 The EKG clearly says he needs to dance more. Better late than never. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5179 Just let them drone on. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5180 Alexa, play Midnights by Taylor Swift” 🪩 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5181 No damn it! We can't have another murder on the dance floor! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5182 It’s harder to see what we’re doing, sure, but it definitely spices up our dance breaks. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5183 Its a reminder of the tumor left over from our last patient 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5184 Any more requests, other than “Stayin’ Alive”? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5185 Well, he did say disco was dead. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5186 Ok fellas, let’s see what kind of beef this asshole’s packin 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5187 It’s Disco Tuesday! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5188 Yes you heard that right, we’ll be moving forward with a skeleton crew. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5189 Oh right, I’m a Healthcare Hero. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5190 We heard it worked for the chickens. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5191 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, he’s stayin' alive. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5192 Death By Disco 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5193 They say they needed a brighter light at the dance floor. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5194 I'm not sure...do you think this old disco ball will help us win competition #826? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5195 The patient also insisted that we listen to Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5196 We won it with a fabulous mambo followed by a super-fast quick step. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5197 Even when his night fever spiked, he continued staying alive. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5198 Nurse I’ll have a Moscow Mule and a scalpel please 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5199 I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5200 Bypass surgery isn’t so boring, finally. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5201 Didn’t know a Saturday night fever could lead to this 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5202 Stayin’ Alive and I Will Survive typically yield the best results. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5203 I know, but the medical directive included a disco tunnel of light for their near death experience. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5204 Nurse, get me 10ccs of funk, stat! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5205 Isn’t it the nearly deceased that “sees the light”? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5206 The patient has an acute case of Saturday night fever! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5207 At least with the three of us can celebrate. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5208 Don’t think he’s going to make to the dancing with the stars competition but maybe this disco ball will give him the will to pull through 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5209 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy- 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5210 Confirmed, disco fever. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5211 I know John is a bit of a showboat, but this demand is ridiculous! 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5212 I don't mind the light, but can we play something besides "KC and the Sunshine Band"? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5213 The disco theme is by patient request and he insists we play "Stayin' Alive" throughout the entire procedure. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5214 This will cheer the patient up. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5215 Our new light makes me want to sing, 'You should be dancing, yeah' from Saturday Night Fever. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5216 Surgery's the pits so we're putting on the glitz. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5217 Siri, play "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5218 ...because I grew up in the disco era, that's why. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5219 A disco ball implant! This patient is really committed to being a DJ. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5220 Pass me the stroboscope and ask Alexa to play “Like a Surgeon” by Weird Al. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5221 Well, with the current economy, we had to diversify a little. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5222 That explains the Saturday Night Fever. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5223 I think I can do this if we just speed up the music. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5224 Medicine is my lawful wife and Disco is my mistress. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5225 Even though I do enjoy a good disco vibe, the suits really need to upgrade our equipment! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5226 They say this initiative will improve team cohesion. I wonder what the patient outcomes will be?! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5227 Looks like the heavens are opening up. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5228 Alex turner (the arctic monkeys) wasn’t kidding when he said “there’d better be a mirror ball”…. 🙃 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5229 turns out he WAS a mirrorball 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5230 That disco ball is a nice addition! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5231 I really wish you'd stop playing "I Will Survive" when you administer anesthesia. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5232 It’s a great breakthrough, but it’s going to be a tight squeeze. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5233 Oh, that! It was in use in ballrooms and go-go parties to induce fake happiness and lassitude. Here is to keep humans submitted while changing their parts.” 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5234 Come on guys it’s 2022 - Disco is Dead 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5235 Are you sure you should be playing "Die Young?" 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5236 Fast bass beat, stat! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5237 It's to go with the '70s Bee Gees' song he's having played over and over to remind us of our objective." 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5238 ...and another benefit of robotic surgery is that we can repurpose the surgical lights! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5239 Actually, I asked for a defibrillator, but I'm so impressed I'm not even mad. 1.1034 0.04336 87 81 3 3
5240 I don't mind the Abba, but this is a bit too much. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5241 It's the administration's attempt to add a bit of panache to an otherwise sterile environment." Gerry Broderick, Milwaukee, W 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
5242 His penultimate request 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5243 the Taylor Swift-ification of surgery 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5244 Nice atmosphere, but I can't actually see. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5245 Why did they drop the ball now?! Do we celebrate before the first cut? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5246 If this surgery is a success, he'll be ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive... 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5247 He is suffering from night fever 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5248 I just thought it would add a festive vibe if he makes it and wakes up... 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5249 Scalpel, Doctor? Or maxi coat and platform shoes? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5250 Aside from a scalpel, how’s a black tie? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5251 Whether they're a brother or whether they're a mother is not your concern, Doctor. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5252 Don't worry, it's a Secret Service camera, they're on break so no one is watching. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5253 Now, think lovely thoughts and up we’ll go. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5254 I dunno, it worked really well in my Dinning Room" 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5255 All together now … “Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.” 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5256 I hope it will be white light, because patient, in the interview before surgery, looked like mainstream person. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5257 If he red line's, the ball will drop. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5258 Just a case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5259 Shall we dance? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5260 This is a huge challenge for we lipreaders... 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5261 It’s the Operate Operate Revolution. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5262 he wanted to be sure the BTS reel for his vasectomy was "instagrammable" 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5263 Now we can cut up a rug and a body! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5264 I like a more casual work environment 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5265 Next Tik tok trend: rave surgery. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5266 Go towards the light! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5267 Star Light, Star Bright please guide my hand in surgery tonight. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5268 HR is using ER lighting to boost retention. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5269 Party on under the knife. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5270 Sorry, breaks are union-mandated. Nurse, pass the quaaludes, stat! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5271 Plucked from the fridge, washed, weighed and dried, but frankly, too much coffee man. This is what makes Prêt so special. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5272 This is not what I meant when I needed more light in the room. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5273 I’m not sure patient Travolta appreciates your effort” 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5274 When I told the boss we want better working conditions I certainly didn't mean this. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5275 Are you sure this will help you concentrate doc? 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
5276 Thought this would really liven up the place 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5277 Well Amazon sent a free bonus one by accident, so… 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5278 He's got all his life to live, and I've got all my life to give. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5279 I don’t think it’s tasteful either, but it beats the doornail decor in exam room three. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5280 ……sponge, disco ball…… 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5281 Have we tried manifesting it out? 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5282 Yep, I don't know if it was the dancing or something else, but I saw Saturday Night Fever and I just knew I had found my true calling... 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5283 It's dance party time! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5284 Perfect lighting for the patient with a Saturday night fever. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5285 The surgical lights are absolutely fabulous. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5286 See, I told Admin., is reducing our salaries back to the 70s 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5287 really livens up the room 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5288 Admin warned us this would be "the unkindest cut of all". 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5289 Not to worry. It won't stick. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5290 Well we missed the late 70’s studying for our Boards. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5291 Nurse, queue 'Stayin Alive'. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5292 It's a bad case of disco fever 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5293 It’s vital for staying alive! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5294 I'm second guessing the red. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5295 I asked for an operating theater. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5296 Should we check his pulse again? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5297 Thought I’d make his potential deathbed look more lively 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5298 Bein’ alive! Bein’ alive!” … Too soon 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5299 We know we can replace the arterial valve, but we wanted to see if we could make it sing 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5300 Last night a DJ saved my life, so I thought it can’t hurt to give it a go here 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5301 Demanded Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive" during surgery? That's one entitled Karen indeed... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5302 last night the surgery saved my life 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5303 New Year, new Steve 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5304 Woo hoo hoo hoo stayin alive stayin alive. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5305 The patient's temp is still high. Just as I feared . . . Saturday Night Fever! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5306 Here’s to “Stayin’ Alive” 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5307 What a weird final request." "Yea he was extra like that" 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5308 Hold on! He's not quite ready to boogie yet. Charles Wertheimer, New York, City 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5309 Yep, Dr. Dazzlebright should be arriving soon. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5310 My furst time in this theater. Let's see how disco. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5311 Take. Out. Kidney-idney-idney... 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5312 If we save the patient, disco will die. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5313 This disco music is taking my breath away. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5314 Don’t you love how the paper lantern makes everything so much more festive? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5315 It’s a democracy at the door and a dictatorship in the OR” 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5316 Well, he was adamant about the ‘Disco’ filter. I’m fan of VSCO myself. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5317 I kept trying hard to mend the pieces of his broken heart, and boom: it just showed up. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5318 he pulled through! I told you Taylor Swift was magic 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5319 The hospital's green energy approach policy has gotten out of hand. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5320 Welcome to Surgical Suite 54 Paula Pitt, Boise, Idaho 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5321 Don’t step into the (disco) light 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5322 As a private hospital we’re now also running disco parties when things are slow 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5323 Well, it looks like I should have put a stop to those "Disco Doc" jokes a bit sooner. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5324 This reminds me of our nights at Studio 54. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5325 Ok Team - one, two, three - sing it! Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5326 You're not going to believe where we found this thing. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5327 Sing it with me... Uh, Uh Stayin' alive, Stayin' alive... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5328 Disco In-Vitro. 1.1000 0.02868 80 73 7 0
5329 The only problem we've had was on New Year's Eve. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5330 How could we be losing so many patients if we're playing Stayin' Alive on repeat? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5331 That, plus the loud disco music, makes operating fun again!” 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5332 Are You serious? This is surgery not a nightclub. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5333 Why do I HAVE to work every New Year’s Eve? It just reminds me of what I’m missing. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5334 No, this is the Hospital Association seminar. You want the Hospitality Gala in Ballroom C 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5335 Going under he says, "Somebody help me, yeah I'm stayin' alive" 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5336 This wasn't in my medical textbook... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5337 kind of an ominous sign 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5338 No, No. He explicitly stated confetti. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5339 I said it was disc surgery, not disco. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5340 I dunno..rumor has it that it's command central for all those tiny jets flying around 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5341 Why does that screen say, “ask the patient to say AHHH”? Is this the tonsillectomy or the bunion? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5342 Before becoming a surgeon I used to really cut a rug. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5343 If the transplant goes well, he’ll be up and dancing in no time. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5344 Perfect! Now play Donna Summer's Last Dance for this vasectomy. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5345 All this from swallowing a fly Perhaps he’ll die 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5346 It’s the worst case of Saturday Night Fever I’ve ever seen. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5347 The patient also insisted we only play “I Will Survive” and “Staying Alive.” 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5348 Alexa — turn OFF the covid — & remind someone to feed my kids. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5349 Remember, "Staying Alive" is the perfect rhythm for giving CPR! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5350 What you lose in visualization you gain in taking your mind off your mistakes! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5351 Suddenly, a hedgehog shot out of the bush... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5352 I'm beginning to feel optimistic about this gastric bypass. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5353 so what’s hospital protocol if one of those teensy mirrors drops down into a patient? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5354 just how many hot cheetos did he eat 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5355 Perhaps we can revive his groove thing by bringing a disco ball to the surgery 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5356 Well this party is dead.. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5357 Anything we can do to improve healthcare.... 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5358 They said it was the best Anesthesia, it should kick in any second. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5359 Worst case of Saturday night fever I 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
5360 Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive, ha ha ha ha, Stayin' Alive... 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5361 I just figured, since we've decided 'Stayin' Alive' is the perfect song for measuring chest compressions, why not fully commit to the performance. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5362 ...and when the patient wakes up they feel refreshed and totally groovy. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5363 The new hospital administrator dork is shopping for a reality tv deal with Bravo, MTV, ABC, VH1 and Lifetime. I put in my notice already. Let's keep this patient alive, OK? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5364 Who says disco and brain surgery can’t have fun together? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5365 When I announced it would take everything in our power to keep this man Staying Alive, I think I may have been misunderstood. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
5366 May the drones of life cheer you on 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5367 Guess this is how it is when one of The Bee Gees has surgery! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5368 We’ll keep you “stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive, ab ha ha ha stayin’ alive ….” 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5369 ...and that concludes a successful discopothy. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5370 this is the only thing i'm sure it is not laced with fentanyl 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5371 I thought playing Staying Alive under a disco ball would set the mood for a good outcome. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5372 I said “dislodge” not “disco” 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5373 It aids the patient in stayin’ alive. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5374 Getting real sick of Stayin' Alive 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5375 Sadly, I'm afraid we're looking at Stage IV Saturday Night Fever. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5376 Wait till you see what it does when we all sing 'Stayin' Alive!' 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5377 Let's Begin the Beguine. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
5378 I knew we should've renovated before switching buildings. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5379 Yes, I did say surgery can be a bit of a dance, but this not really what I had in mind… 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5380 The patient left a playlist......"Stayin' Alive"...... "I Will Survive"...... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5381 Too bad he died. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5382 Just to be sure we stay on beat to Stayin’ Alive during CPR 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5383 I live for Friday night. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5384 It’s exactly 12 pm as we celebrate our first botched surgery of the New Year 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5385 I didn't know Taylor Swirt got a medical degree. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5386 Well, I guess it's time to wake up Mr. Johnson and get this party started. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5387 Everything indicated the operation was going to be successful. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5388 It's to remind us that disco may be dead but it's our job to make sure this guy is stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5389 Hey, before we continue with this surgery, will one of You help Me put my glove on? I’m having trouble focusing. I think it might be due to this disco ball.... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5390 I love to operate while listening to "Stayin' Alive." 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5391 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive, stayin' aliiiiiive… 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5392 This new Stayin Alive 1977 device is state of the art. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5393 I think they heard MOOD lighting, not NEW lighting 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5394 Experimental procedure for Saturday Night Fever. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5395 The patient requested his gallbladder go out with a bang. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5396 Sure he's hopeless, but it gives us all a lift. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5397 Isn't the staff at this hospital great? All I did was ask for better lighting in here, and Look! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5398 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you’re statin’ alive… 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5399 We've found it helps with stayin' alive. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5400 Of course you get to pick lighting to match your OR music… 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5401 The administration believes more festive lighting will improve our job satisfaction. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5402 Either we need better lighting or we're feeling the twilight anesthesia 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5403 Somehow it just helps me focus if we're playing 'Staying Alive' through the surgery 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5404 Open wound, insert Powerball. One in 292 million chances it’ll work. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5405 I said we needed a crystal ball 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5406 The hospital said since it's New Year's Eve, we all can dance while we operate." 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5407 I asked maintenance to do something to cheer things up in here. This is what we got. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5408 This new system tracks mood, vitals, and automatically plays 'Last Dance' to let us know the patient is about to expire. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5409 operation successful..put on the party lights. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5410 And this is how we treat Night Fever. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5411 Gentlemen,this could go one of two ways: "Stayin' Alive",or "The Hustle" 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5412 His survival would be a first and worth celebrating. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
5413 Inflation Reduction Act at the Disco. IRA @ Disco 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5414 Mirror mirror on the ball, where do you think the scalpel should fall? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5415 I thought this new OR reflective light was supposed to dispel moths, not dispense them 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5416 He's just barely stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5417 Gimme some skin; to close up the incision. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5418 Would singing auld lang syne be appropriate? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5419 We're hoping it triggers flashbacks to a more frivolous time. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5420 ..whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother , you’re stayin alive, stayin alive 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5421 This hospital was formerly a disco…some of the old decor remains. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5422 Strange lamp… 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5423 These tik tok crazes are getting out of hand. Do we really need a fever challenge? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5424 ...stayin' alive, stayin' alive…" It's a subliminal morale booster sort of thing 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5425 Well since our New Years Eve plans got axed, no reason why we still can’t celebrate. So he gets the drugs that put him out and we get the mirror ball…Let’s dance! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5426 No, nurse. It's entirely about Stayin' Alive. This is the worst case of Saturday Night Fever I have ever seen. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5427 The jive talking will resolve once we treat the boogie fever and he will survive. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5428 Staying aliiiive! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5429 I understand that education needs to be especially entertaining these days, but going from an operating theater to an operating disco? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5430 Per your request, a Disco light for disc surgery! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5431 Let’s go out together 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5432 It doesn't happen often to operate John Travolta. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5433 He was a finalist on one of those TV dancing shows. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5434 Disco Fever. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5435 This patient suffers from a severe case of Saturday Nigh Fever. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5436 Told him he'd be up in no time...dancing with the stars 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5437 It’s a Saturday night partial colectomy. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5438 Seemed natural after using Staying Alive for CPR. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5439 Surgery is still not a festive party-time to me. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5440 Piping in "Staying alive" clenches the whole mood perfectly.. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5441 I told them to get a halogen bulb, not a disco ball! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5442 This seems to help keepin' alive. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
5443 And now we sing "Staying Alive" and hope for the best. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5444 There are people in a nightclub somewhere squinting angrily at a very bright light. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5445 The sound of a flatline gets old after a while. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5446 This doesn't make your cocaine use less of a problem. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5447 Dr. Wheeler must be listening to Blinding Lights, again. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5448 Disco Disco Doc 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5449 Finally our break. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5450 According to our agents down on Earth, this is the only treatment for disco fever. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5451 Staying Alive” and “I Will Survive” Ah, There was hope in the 1970s 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5452 This really escalated from the fever he was admitted with--it was just Saturday evening. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5453 He's not even under anesthesia, he's just taking a disco nap. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
5454 ??SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW!!!?? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5455 It's part of my new pitch. "Operating Room 54 - Surgery for the rich and famous" 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5456 Why do all the operating rooms have these anyways? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5457 Eh, I just thought it might help with the morbid vibe around here… 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5458 We have another case of Saturday night fever. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5459 It’s a side effect from his disco fever. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5460 I'm all for HR's new efforts around positive motivation, but a disco ball and the Bee Gees 'Stayin' Alive'....really!?!? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5461 And now the next number on our Hot-100...appendectomy. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5462 Did you ever think that maybe there were like, Discos in other galaxies? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5463 Doctor, I thought this would go with your favorite music! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5464 Seems he is travelling ! 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5465 Stop hyperventilating!!! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5466 After we implant this, he should feel better immediately. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5467 The fact that it plays 'I Will Survive' is a nice touch. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5468 We got a great deal on a new surgical mirror! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5469 How can I do triage in a disco! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5470 We probably should have told him he was was our 10,000th transplant before we put him under. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5471 Wow! he is already having Christmas in hell! 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5472 It helps the patient stay alive. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5473 I think the patient just wanted disco music on his headphones, you know … 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5474 At least they didn't put is in the dark room. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5475 OK now, everybody join in: stayin' alive, stayin' alive.... 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5476 It constrains post-surgery fevers to Saturday nights. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5477 OK Doc, show us your moves! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5478 The patient is charged for that thing,you know. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5479 Hey Doctor Tony, let's hope disco's well! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5480 Subconsciously, he'll never miss his prostate now. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5481 And so we now end the Fall meeting of the Starbucks corporation 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5482 It was marketed as a synergist for whole room UV sanitizers but the sales rep did look pretty groovy. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
5483 …3, 2, 1. Happy New Year! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5484 Can't they play something besides "I Will Survive?" 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5485 We need the results of the “disco-gram before we operate. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5486 Well, at least it's better than last weeks' strobe light, couldn't see a thing. I can actually see his appendix in one of the little mirrors. Look, it even seems to sparkle a bit. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5487 This helped me finish 18 autopsies at med school. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5488 I wanted some more ambiance, because Disco music just wasn't enough to keep me in my surgical groove. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
5489 Choose your partner for the next dance 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5490 Doctors, our patient is under the delusion that he is John Travolta...in "Grease," not "Hairspray. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5491 Operation disco commencing now! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5492 Saturday Night Fever soundtrack again? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5493 It's a new addition I think.. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5494 It’s not the lighting. It’s the offensive repetitive lyrics. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5495 This is my first discotomy 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5496 Waiting for THE PARTAY PoOper. I mean, fake science is pseudo interesting and super popular! Ivermectin confetti! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5497 'Since you said ...'Work hard, party harder' 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5498 Huh huh huh staying alive staying alive huh huh huh 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5499 Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down… 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5500 He's got the music in him! We need to get it out now! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5501 It’s not disco fever that he has. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5502 I said 'we'll need to get down to Disk-O'...not down to disco... 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5503 are we overdressed or is he underdressed? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5504 Looks like he has Saturday night fever. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5505 Either disco is dead or my ball stopped. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5506 It complements the "Staying Alive" soundtrack. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5507 Do we always have to listen to “Stayin’ Alive”? 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5508 ?Ah..Ah..Ah..Ah.. Stayin’ alive..Stayin’ alive ? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5509 ugh...I told them to wait till New Year's eve! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5510 Is it possible that they put the reflective surfaces to improve the lighting to the wrong spot? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5511 How many times have I told you, never allow the playing of Donna Summer CDs in the operating room! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5512 I don't mind THAT so much, but the constant disco music is a bit distracting. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5513 It's because the usual surgical lights make me feel like I'm dying. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5514 All together now! 'Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' ali-i-i-ive. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5515 All this surgery seems complicated, but we really just rely on our Weegee Board. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5516 Staying Alive by the Bee Gees is a good song choice, but is the disco ball really necessary? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5517 That's fine for the patient, but how are we supposed to breathe? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5518 I think he has Night Fever 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5519 Huh, huh, huh ... staying alive 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5520 They had to have the Machine that Goes ‘Bling.’ 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5521 Well, I guess her dancing days are over. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5522 The rotator cuff needs a few stitches. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5523 this patient is having a problem staying alive. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5524 I guess surgery is more exciting in the metaverse 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5525 This is my first operation for Disco Fever 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5526 It's just during the hospital's 50th anniversary celebration. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5527 Very interesting, very interesting indeed.... 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5528 I'll say, this wasn't what I was expecting when I read, fully remote position 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5529 It’s a bad case of night fever… another victim of the disco inferno. Hurry, we need to do the hustle to keep him stayin’ alive.” 🪩🕺 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5530 It's memorizing and I feel happy all over. Studies say it will make the procedure a more pleasant experience. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5531 He has a case of the Saturday night fever.” 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5532 He's suffering from Saturday Night Fever 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5533 MAKES THE CONDITIONS MORE CHEERFUL. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5534 Now we mitigate the patient's acute dance fever. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5535 Most patients request "Stayin' Alive" 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5536 New lights in the OR. They must be from the CEOs brother who owns a disco. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5537 Now we will attempt to have the alien point to it's home star. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5538 Problems in the supply chain again. But the anesthesiologist did manage to score us some Quaaludes. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5539 Space telomeres - and another one bites the stardust 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5540 Disco Eternal! Staying Alive, Staying Alive 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5541 All I can say is that we better finish the operation before Donna Summer sings "Last Dance." 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5542 Don't worry, we've got a crack proboscis removal team, not a problem. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5543 The good old Disco ball. Now we can have rhythm in the surgery. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5544 We installed it for the terminally ill children to use after hours. They know how to party like there's no tommorow 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5545 You know how he likes those Bee Gees songs during his surgeries: Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5546 This is not what I meant when I suggested and office party. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5547 Uh oh,Doctor! The patient’s starting to show signs of Saturday Night Fever! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5548 Even if he wakes up, he'll think he's still knocked out. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5549 This is the mood lighting from yesterday's herniated disc surgery. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5550 Don't worry, my dance moves are sick too. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5551 He has PPO insurance. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5552 If only his heart had this funky four-on-the-floor beat. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5553 Playing disco music while he operates is one thing. But this…? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5554 Nurse, please queue up, 'Stayin Alive'...we can't afford to lose another patient this week. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5555 way to go paul 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5556 …….. Patient is seeing the disco light at the end of the tunnel doc. Time to call it. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5557 Funding cuts mean we can't turn it on any more. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5558 Well, as long as there’s a rhythm to it…. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5559 I was told to come in and revive disco. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5560 They weren’t kidding about this Astro filter. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5561 It still just doesn't seem celebratory. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5562 Turn him over. Apparently it’s a disc issue. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5563 I'm not sure playing "Staying Alive" is really the way we want to go. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5564 He can't hear anything. Put the Bee Gees CD on. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5565 Well, the party started without him! 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5566 A perfect complement to the patient’s request that we keep playing the songs “Stayin’ Alive” and “I Will Survive”, when he’s under sedation. Carol Wenz NYC carolwenz@gmail 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5567 We should come up with a different spin regarding this operation. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5568 He has a Saturday Night Fever 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5569 After I had this installed, patients started stayin' alive, stayin' alive. I'm only joking of course; many still die on this table. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5570 They do 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5571 I said we need the operating room light set at 54 per cent, not set the light at Studio 54 level! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5572 At 8:08 last evening, surgeons performed the world's first rhythm implant surgery. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5573 Anyone else feel that HR is over the top insisting on playing Stayin' Alive on a loop? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5574 ‘Stayin’ Alive’ just assumed a deeper resonance. 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5575 Strobes for strokes 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5576 Well, you said something about night fever and stayin' alive, so... 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5577 Whether it takes all day or all night we have to keep this patient stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5578 I said we needed a "medical discovery soon" not a "medical disco very soon" 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5579 Unless his descending colon has disco fever, this respecting the patient's wishes is going a little too far. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5580 Must be something he ate. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5581 After COVID-19 hit, we had to convert a lot of buildings into makeshift hospitals. This one was—you guessed it: The original set of Saturday Night Fever. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5582 ? Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive ? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5583 Remove all face coverings: Junior Mints! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5584 Burn, baby burn? You want the neonatal intensive care unit - back down the hall, take a left. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5585 I said ‘What do you think about this Jamal?’ Not ‘What do you think about a disco-ball!’ I was showing him the operation tools! 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5586 And if we play the Bee Gee’s ‘Stayin’ Alive’ during the operation, the recovery rate improves another 25%. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5587 Turn off the disco mirror ball and stop playing 'Staying Alive'! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5588 Quick! This guy's dance has to restart. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5589 Must've been a felonious politician... 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5590 I say the autopsy staff deserve our thanks for this idea! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5591 All I know is, the patient wakes up with an urge to disco!" 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5592 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk... 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5593 Yeah, they’re trying to make it a more fun work environment so we’d come back to the office 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5594 So, this is how I die. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5595 The fentanyl is starting to kick in 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5596 McDreamy, McStuffins, McDisco 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5597 I mean, we can totally fit that in his ass 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5598 the blacklight was getting a little depressing, I thought this would lighten up the place. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5599 How do they expect us to do this to the Bee Gee's~?! 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5600 The B.G. is less intrusive, but should cause that hip motion we need to pull him out of it. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5601 He asked us to play his favorite song, 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5602 Stayin' Alive" was a great choice for our background music 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5603 We can stop the Reiki treatment; these healing crystals should do the job. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5604 Uh-uh-uh-oh, not stayin alive, not stayin alive 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5605 Ah, this must be shiny-object-syndrome. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5606 Seems appropriate. He did catch Saturday night fever, after all. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5607 In this episode of ER the creators want to experiment by fictionalizing some aspects of how stuff goes down in the OR 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5608 There’s only one thing left to try.” - “Alexa, play Stayin’ Alive by The Bee Gees. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5609 Our OR techs were cut, but they managed to squeeze a discotheque out of the staffing budget. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5610 Ah, ah, ah, ah staying alive, staying alive- Ah, ah, ah, ah... 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5611 Let's make this one a quick step. I have a tee time in 30 minutes. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5612 Doctor, maybe “Stayin Alive” should come off of your surgery playlist. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5613 This party literally left him breathless... but it was so worth it! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5614 He said he had a Saturday Night Fever but I didn’t take him seriously 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5615 Was Stayin’ Alive the best choice? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5616 Ohh, i love holidays!!! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5617 As long as it keeps spinning he’s Stayin’ Alive 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5618 He said, "If I don't make it, let there be light and may the stars guide humanity to its final destination, or words to that effect." 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5619 Okay, my turn. Disco…slipped disc? Are we operating on his spine? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5620 Get "Stayin' Alive" back on my playlist. He has a slipped disco. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5621 Ah,ha,ha,ha stay’n alive, stay’n alive 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5622 We are going to be here for a while, so I thought that we might as well enjoy or selves. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5623 I appreciate the encouragement, but can we turn off "Staying Alive"? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5624 You’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
5625 Even for New Year's Eve it seems rather out of place. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5626 Yes, he got the night fever but we know how to do it! 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5627 I can't work in these conditions, I don't want to worry about bringing both back from the dead. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5628 We always use this when we’re performing disko surgery! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5629 It's all about "Stayin' Alive" here in the operating room. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5630 Get me 120 bpm of Abba, stat! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5631 The "Staying Alive" theme in here is a little on the nose... 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5632 The heirs must be getting an early start 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5633 This patient has ‘Saturday Night Fever!’ 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5634 It helps me stay awake 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5635 Gloria Gaynor” singing ?“I Will Survive!” 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5636 No, doctor; you misheard. The diagnosis is Sudden High Fever. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5637 Looks like we set the lab up in the wrong place. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5638 We flat cartoon surgeons look up to Shannon Wheeler for somehow showing us sparkly lights, but can Shannon also let us hear “Stayin’ Alive,” “I Will Survive,” and “Never Can Say Goodbye?” 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5639 I can change everything about him to fit in 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
5640 Doctor's orders. There's nothing wrong with the patient. She's just missing her man. In her condition, love's the best physician. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5641 I only worry about boogie fever. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5642 I can’t find his ulcer. I bet he did not think of this when he approved the budget cuts 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5643 It is recommended for cases of Saturday Night Fever. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5644 Music makes the heart grow fonder. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5645 Ned, I told you the disco days are over! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5646 I don't know, the Chief said they are intended to bring back a "Staying Alive" attitude in the OR. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5647 I just like a touch of retro whimsy to offset the high tech surgical equipment... 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5648 What can I say, I got the moves like Jagger. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5649 Late one Thursday in 1979, as "Boogie Oogie Oogie" played there at the disco, my date fainted on the dance floor. At that very moment I committed myself to the practice of medicine, and I said to my fraternity brother, "I'm going to marry that girl." 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5650 This is not what I meant when I told you to prep the OR to get the patient's boogies out. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5651 Well at least they thought of something other than a pizza party this time. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5652 I’m just not sure disco ballbladder will catch on 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5653 Wow, the folks upstairs are getting really creative with this year’s holiday party budget. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5654 I bet you look good on the dance floor 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5655 You know I thought playing you playing stayin' alive was just being cute but now I'm beginning to have my doubts. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5656 A group of individuals with pumpkin heads sit around a conference table" [According to the automatic picture description I got when hovering my mouse! 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
5657 Round peg in a square hole 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5658 I'm not sure "Staying Alive" is appropriate. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5659 Do you hear the Bee Gees "Dancin' Yeah!' 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5660 All right... I did ask for additional light. I guess I need to me more specific next time. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5661 Are you sure this the only light? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5662 Do you hear what I hear? 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
5663 FINALLY…SUCCESS…his Disco Fever broke !!! Ah, ah, ah, ah, he's Stayin' Alive…we understand The New Yorker's effect on man. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5664 Woops. It seems the guys from the disco party forgot to take their light ball. Let's turn it on! 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
5665 The idea is to help us fake it. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5666 I said he had a high fever, not play Night Fever… 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5667 I like the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack when I'm working. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5668 I figured listing to "Staying Alive" might help this time. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5669 Does anyone remember the chant that goes with this? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5670 It's an inflation fighter! You don't even remember you've been shopping! 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5671 You'll never find, as long as you live Someone who loves you tender like I do 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5672 We need to bring down his Saturday night fever. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5673 And you said disco was dead. Look at that hes's got a pulse! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5674 We should be playing the Bee Gees Staying Alive instead of How Deep is your Love ? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5675 The best light for the scalpel will be on the one minute rotation--be sure not to slow the music. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5676 It keeps me on my toes! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5677 All right, but does the music have to be disco? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5678 As you can see, this patient really like to party. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5679 Maybe we’re taking “Stayin’ Alive” too far. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5680 When it comes to back surgery, disco is the only way to go. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5681 Doctor, I hope we'll finish this operation before New Year's! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5682 His final request was for “staying alive”. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5683 Time to show off my discotechnique. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5684 And now disco fever is making a comeback. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5685 You don’t tell me party is over. I AM THE PARTY 🥳 🪩 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5686 Nurse! Stop singing "staying' alive!" 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5687 I decided to highlight our work. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5688 With all the budget cuts around here ... This is the best we can get disco is dead... doesn't look good for this poor soul.. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5689 We've got to fine the source of his Saturday Night Fever 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5690 Great idea, to have the new disco ball synced to the BeeGees' Stayin Alive. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5691 Clang! ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-tiiiiiiing. "At first, I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live, without you by my side." 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5692 No. I said he's going to need a MIRACLE. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5693 And now, a little Donna Summers. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5694 After our recent failures, I had it installed hoping it would liven up the place. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5695 I really didn’t expect this to be OUR near death experience! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5696 I wanted to play "I will survive", and it just seemed like we might as well complete the theme. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5697 When the administrator banned rock and roll background music from the OR, I wondered what would be next? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5698 Disco infermo! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5699 His main symptom was a gut feeling we wouldn't take his symptoms seriously. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5700 Time to cut a rug 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5701 The patient hasn't even flatlined yet. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5702 True, but they're all spiking fevers every Saturday. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5703 I can't believe they still haven't upgraded the lighting in here. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5704 Quick, let's party while he's still out cold!" 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5705 Well. This is disco-ncerting. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5706 What?! But 'Staying Alive' is a classic!! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5707 That happens whenever it looks like the patient is “stayin’ alive”… 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5708 Wow… I didn’t realize there were SO MANY of us in here! 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
5709 Do you see what’s causing his night fever? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5710 It’s indicating, “dress code red with sequins.” 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5711 When the ball starts turning we all join in with stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5712 This should give the patient a better chance at "Stayin' Alive." 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5713 Hey…..8 hour operation?? We gotta stay awake somehow. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5714 Does this have to happen every time someone uses the phrase ‘staying alive?’ 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5715 And Now, Happening Live The Opening of a Pasted-Out Patient 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5716 Who's on first? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5717 Leave it to my ex-wife to decorate the OR. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5718 The Boney M version of "Rasputin" was more realistic than previously realized. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5719 Another Code Boogy Night. Call it. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5720 Disk Surgery? My error, I thought you said 'Disco Scene.​'​ 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5721 Who turned the globe on? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5722 It goes perfectly with our stayin' alive theme 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5723 And he requested Stayin Alive looping on the loudspeaker. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5724 In case we have to give him CPR 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5725 Well, it's definitely not PTDS (Post Traumatic Disco Syndrome). All vitals are stable and He's Stayin' Alive. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5726 I kinda like it, but I wish they'd can the disco music. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5727 Strange time to bring back Disco. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5728 This replaces having a social life. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5729 Stayin alive. Stayin alive. Stayin... Uh huh. No. Not stayin alive 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5730 This disco fever has gone too far. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5731 Because of your antics George, he is dead. Also, my wrist is broken. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5732 It helps keep the patients stayin’ alive. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5733 Everybody now, Disco’s dead and we slice up his head. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5734 I don't think it will help the patient survive the procedure, but it sure as hell lightens the mood in the O.R. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5735 Ok, it's an emergency, but it's still Saturday! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5736 Reflecting the light prevents them from going into it. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5737 See, I told you there would be drugs at this party, one guy is already knocked out 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5738 Scalpel…retractor…stayin’ alive.” 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5739 Let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal! 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5740 this seventies theming, is a bit "over the top". 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5741 Lol who the fuck put this here? So distracting wtf 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5742 That explains his Saurdsy night fever 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5743 You guys headed to after ER’s? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5744 These Saturday Night Fever complications are always tricky. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5745 If it falls down, we would have a party-ghost haunting us. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5746 Ever since Comiskey Park, I only recommend the “Stayin’ Alive” therapy as a last resort. 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
5747 The delight of disco doctors 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5748 It's the best treatment for Saturday night fever. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5749 If the anesthetic doesn't work we use that for hypnosis. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5750 Ohhh so it’s NOT measels?!?! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5751 And the background music starts with the Bee Gees and then Gloria Gaynor... 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5752 It’s the 80’s way to turn the beat around. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5753 Seriously!!??? As if "Stayin' Alive" wasn't bad enough! 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5754 Uhm it's kinda hard to do surgery with this disco ball above us 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5755 He insisted we lay down the boogie and play that funky music in case he died. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5756 ? Gimme that night fever , that night fever. We know how to do it ? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5757 Now all we need is Gloria Gaynor to arrive than we will all survive 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5758 I thought you said,"Prepare the patient for a disco-ectomy." 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5759 My playlist is The Bee Gees. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5760 It goes with our music! This is my heyday,and I 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5761 His favorite movie is Saturday Night Fever. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5762 Disco Ball transplant 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5763 - (2050) ‘work-life balance couldn’t be better.’ 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5764 This one came in with Saturday Night Fever. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5765 He said Saturday Night Fever was his favourite movie, so I thought it would cheer him up if he wakes up! 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5766 I think it's distracting but the patent claims it's an improvement. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5767 It looks like the patient has begun their disco nap. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5768 You can take the Disco out of the man, but you can't take the man out of the Disco. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5769 Helps reinforce my god complex. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5770 When a song comes on whose beat matches exactly that of the throbbing heart we 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5771 I never imagined proctology could be so enchanting. 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
5772 I said twilight sleep not the Starlight Ballroom! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5773 Let's turn on the celebratory lights if he survives 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5774 This is next level. Guess he really meant it when he said, Call me ‘Disco Dan.’” 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5775 The Bee Gees....classic 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5776 Mine as well have fun while we work! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5777 Cyberpunk 2077: Why does this guy want to transplant this? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5778 There was a surplus 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5779 I’m more of a New Years Eve person these days 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5780 Another patient, another fever dream. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5781 I’ve heard of an operating theater before, but never an operating disco 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5782 Huh, so that’s how corporate spent the employee wellness dollars. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5783 The former chief surgeon was a big Travolta fan. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5784 Sure, millions died, but I'm glad that the U.S. government secretly invented COVID-19 as a way to cull the poor and bring more money into the healthcare system. This is something that definitely happened. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5785 Doctors this is easily the worst case of Love Hangover I've ever seen 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5786 🎶 Ah, ha, ha, ha, Savin’ Lives, Savin’ Lives … 🎶 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5787 The diagnosis is disCOPD. 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5788 It must be the night fever! 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5789 In 2022 a good doctor can cure a fever while simultaneously curing their own disco fever. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5790 It goes something like, “Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk” … but I can’t for the life of me remember the chorus. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5791 Do you think this is necessary doctor? I’m a discogenic pain specialist, trust me this works. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5792 They nixed 'Stayin' Alive' over the speakers but let me keep the disco ball. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5793 John Travolta has some pretty specific Operating Room requirements! I gotta say, I'm loving the Bee Gee's sound track, too! 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
5794 Ziggy Stardust Therapy 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5795 Do you think they could put on “Starry, starry night”? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5796 Doc, we got ahead start before 2023 settles in!!" 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5797 They said disco was dead, but I believe this liver transplant just saved it. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5798 Not what we meant when we said no more pizza to show appreciation 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
5799 What? So only Grey's Anatomy can be that extra? I see how it is! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5800 You’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive, ah, ha, ha, ha…. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
5801 I’m a little discombobulated 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5802 We wanted better lighting in surgery, but the new boss said it was too expensive. This is where we landed. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5803 My mistake, the chart says DISC-ectomy. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5804 This ain't no disco and John Travolta is not on my table So get this out of here! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5805 The patient wanted to see stars as he was knocked out. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5806 Don't worry sir. As long as you know how to love, I know you'll stay alive. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5807 I panic at a lot of places besides the disco. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5808 This doesn’t quite synch with our classical playlist. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5809 Well, you said to brighten up the place but not too bright. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5810 It’s part of the protocol to treat Night Fever. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5811 I thought it just added a little something since this is Lumbar Discogram surgery. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5812 Disco helps me with CPR 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5813 Well this is going to cost more than one pill of ibuprofen... 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5814 Bee-Gee...Bee-Bee...Bee-Bee...Bee-Gee...Bee-Gee 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5815 Of course, the surgery will be complicated by the patient's severe case of Saturday Night fever. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5816 And we've got "Stayin' Alive" on the stereo. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5817 It encourages 'stayin'alive'. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5818 I said we were performing a discogram, Kevin…not a disco for the ‘gram. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5819 Nurse, retractor please, and while you are at it, please close the window! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5820 I hope that disco ball and the 'Stayin' Alive' song playing in the background will work its magic for this emergency surgery tonight. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5821 I NEED MORE LIGHT TO SEE WHERE I SHOULD PLACE MY CUTTING AXE. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5822 I didn’t know you’re competing on Dancing With the Stars! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5823 Difficulty factor? Really? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5824 I know I said I liked Disco music when I operated, but this is taking it too far. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5825 Hmm. The time of beat drop was .. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5826 I told you so Gregor, you do not perform outside surgery close to a volcano! 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5827 Let's have a little disco music please! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5828 I guess the patient had more than a Saturday night fever 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5829 His symptoms were related to a Saturday night fever. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5830 ‘I guess the surgeon completed his residency during the disco era’ 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5831 The patient said he was interested in Stayin' Alive through this surgery. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5832 Must we always operate to ballroom dance music? 1.0781 0.04621 64 61 1 2
5833 Ah ah ah. Keep him aliiiiivvveee! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5834 Nurse, get this testicle over to the lab for a biopsy, stat! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5835 I will it would let us know where dis goes! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5836 It was the only way we could get Deney Terrio to have the procedure 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5837 Those Daft Punk guys are everywhere these days! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5838 I Will Survive"? Gloria Gaynor, 1978 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5839 These are definitely an alpha variant. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5840 It plays the Exorcist theme, while we suck the demon out of her through her mouth with the demon denebulizer. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5841 Makes me want to cut a rug and cut out the ruptured appendix. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5842 Burn baby burn, burn baby burn, burn baby burn. DISCO INFERNO! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5843 They make me feel like I am in outer space, hacking away at aliens. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5844 I like the ball but who added "Stayin' Alive" to the playlist? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5845 I think he's completely debugged. Now for Step 2. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5846 The insurance companies insist that we play "Staying Alive" during sugery. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5847 Thank you. Now please put 'Staying Alive' on the sound system. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5848 ...he's actually anesthetized! The prom theme committee really outdid themselves this year. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5849 Operating room meeting isn't allowed. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5850 ?”Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive…”? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5851 Apparently, insurance won’t cover the surgery without it. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5852 It's much cheaper to insure parties. 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5853 We're ready when you are, Dr. Travolta. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5854 I thought we could add a little pizazz to these serious cases. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5855 Don't you think "Stayin' Alive" is a little on the nose? 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5856 Lit by the hair of the dog! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5857 I can't get "Stayin' Alive" out of my head! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5858 Last night the DJ saved my life. Today he, hopefully, saves this patient's life. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5859 I guess they misheard Operation with Celebration". 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5860 For this procedure the patient has requested, “Staying Alive.” 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5861 What do you think anyone can write with this disco ball and a guy in a coma? Cause staying alive is too obvious... 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5862 the funk in here didn’t just have to come from the smell 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5863 He’s ah ah ah ah stayin alive, stayin alive 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5864 We will, we will rocuronium you 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5865 What? I saw it on Tik Tok. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5866 Appropriate for a disco..peration 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5867 This party is dead already 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5868 Hurry the night shift is about to start 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5869 It's either the end of the world or time to disco dance...or both! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5870 Let's dazzle inside-out! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5871 Your Disco Ball treatment for Saturday Night Fever is all the rave. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5872 It's get down and boogie time! 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5873 10…9…8… hurry, we gotta finish this before his insurance kicks in. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5874 The patient recommended The Bee Gees ‘Staying Alive’ for his operation music.The Disco Ball was my idea! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5875 And yet, this is an improvement over the jitterbug. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5876 No Doctor, you’re Barry. We are Robin and Maurice. ??Ah, Ah, Ah …? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5877 His heart is not glass, I want home to stay alive, and he will not survive with this kind of lighting. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5878 Starve a fever, maybe, but operate on a disco fever. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5879 Well it is Saturday night and he came in with a fever,but I think we will need more than a disco ball to light up this operating room. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5880 Thanks to Blondie we can transplant a heart of glass. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5881 The (heart)beat goes on 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5882 I’m always bored in here so I wanted to add some excitement 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5883 Alexa, Play Dancing Queen, and lets get this party started! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5884 Patient lighting choice. Mr. Clark is a real gaffer. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5885 He also requested we play Stayin' Alive during the procedure. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5886 Is this your way of asking me to go dancing with you? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5887 I know "Staying Alive" is what we do in our jobs, but this is ridiculous." 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5888 If he comes to, he’ll know he’s stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5889 We must develop a vaccine before Saturday Night. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5890 There was something freaky-deaky on the X-ray, so we had to hustle him to the OR, bump the gas, and now he's chillaxin'. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5891 You! Spin the ball! And you! Fire up the laser and aim at the ball. I’m confident it will target the right spot at least once. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5892 I love the 10 knife, I love to bistoury 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5893 As long as I know how to love I know I’ll stay alive. I will survive. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5894 We thought the sound of patient's flatlining was hurting morale 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5895 He said it's all about Stayin' Alive. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5896 When he operates it is so glamorous 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5897 Okay, but no more Donna Summer. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5898 This just doesn't go with the classical music. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5899 Now nobody Panic! 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5900 OK everyone. Let’s do ‘The Hustle’! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5901 It time to BOOGIE and get this appendix out! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5902 Siri, play ‘this heart attack by faker’ 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5903 It's the MultiTrin 2024. Mr. T will become reglued to the sight of see himself in a thousand pointless screens of light. 1.0741 0.03840 81 77 2 2
5904 Night Fever. Night Feveeer ? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5905 I thought that this would work well with our whole‘Staying Alive’ theme. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5906 Supposed to remind patients that if disco can survive, so can they. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5907 Disco Dan for spinal surgery, right? Or is this an appendectomy? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5908 You know how I’ve always wanted to be a dancer, Fred? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5909 Oops, looks like somebody forgot to change it after our Saturday night shindig! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5910 I love operating on New Year's Eve day. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5911 Prescribe two chill pills and call me in the morning. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5912 Shades of red? Really! 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5913 It's our new way of keeping critical patients 'stayin' alive' ..." 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5914 The disco lights are fine. The clown horn and the canned laughter is what freaks me out here. Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5915 She's got the Boogie Fever. I think it's going around... 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5916 This is less than ideal. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5917 He requested "I Will Survive and the disco ball during his surgery. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5918 It really helps with Night Fever 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5919 I said 'dead as disco,not deadass disco' 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5920 The vital signs still look good doctor, the patient is ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5921 My anesthesiologist says that disco poppers are making a huge comeback. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5922 And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive... Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive... Oh, who are we kidding? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5923 We know you think you’re hot stuff, Doctor, but let’s just hope this isn’t her last dance! 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
5924 Well that certainly won't lower his Night Fever. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5925 Fever drop fever drop fever 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5926 This case of Disco Fever demands a little extra equipment! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5927 That's what I call Stayin' Alive. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5928 Stop being such a jive-turkey and give him a chill pill, already, so we'll have time to boogie-down, a bit, before the anesthesia wears off. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5929 This is probably not "Covid friendly." 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5930 Ya, we work New Years but nobody said we can’t sing and dance along to Stayin' Alive. We just have to closed him up before the ball drops. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5931 This motherfucker… 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5932 Who, who, who, who staying alive 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5933 Nucleoplasty, also called plasma DISCO decompression... 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5934 Our new surgical theme song is "Stayin' Alive." If that fails, we then reflect on a well-rounded life. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5935 Told you we should'nt have turned a disco into a covid centre 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5936 Modern music festivals really go all out don't they. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5937 Narcissistic flies 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5938 Turn up the music, please. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5939 It's the new and improved Covid variant called Omega--Big O. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5940 I’m still not sure why the disco dancing group refuses to give up their practice space. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5941 Let's liven this up. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5942 I live for Disco! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5943 It’s no big deal unless his vitals drop and it starts blaring “Staying Alive.” 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5944 It's a quadruple bypass today 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5945 Is this really necessary when we play 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5946 Think of us as Knights in White Satin! 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5947 What? I thought you said the patient had a fever. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5948 Watch for lady bugs up your nose! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5949 This one is going to stay alive. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5950 The patient requested it. Something to do with Saturday Night Fever and Staying Alive 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5951 I'm about to get freaky fresh and get down on that thing like my ass is on fire on this guy's appendix 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5952 I heard our new CEO was a real Player back in the day! 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5953 Linda- I thought is was flamenco friday!@$? I totally wore the wrong shoes. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5954 Operation 2: Electric Boogaloo 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5955 Maybe it's just Night Fever. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5956 The new hospital President is a conspiracy theorist. So, the new official policy is that this is a dance club and im not saying anything. I need my job! 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5957 His medical directive says “Death before disco”. Time of death… 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5958 It's supposed to calm her down in case she doesn't make it. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5959 Not sure it's our job to make happen his 'death on stage' wish. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5960 Wouldn't snowflakes be better for gender reassignment surgery? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5961 It definitely makes the room festive for the holidays! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5962 Play "Stayin' Alive" all you want Doctor,but the disco lights have got to go. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5963 It's just a bit of snow. We can wait in the ampitheatre until it passes! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5964 It's beautiful in here, but imagine how beautiful it is, in Studio 51 at 2 AM! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5965 Turn the patient over immediately, this is disc go here surgery. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5966 I was initially against this whole disco initiative, but 'Stayin' Alive' has really improved patient outcomes. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5967 Our social media team said adding the disco ball would improve our content engagement 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5968 It was an out-of-body experience, and I saw a bright light… 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5969 My New Year’s resolution this year is to be more focused while operating 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5970 Time of death, eight thirty- oh cmon who pushed the disco button? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5971 Dr. Travolta says it improves his rhythm. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5972 Then again, the last one didn't survive. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5973 Wait, isn't that supposed to be a "Magic 8" Ball for operating rooms instead of a disco ball? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5974 I said I wanted Disco Music, not lighting… 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5975 Should we Panic! About the Disco? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5976 Wait! It’s not smallpox! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5977 A team of neurosurgeons from Berlin is set to revolutionize hypnosurgery by using disco balls. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5978 i think the operation is on page five of the manual. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5979 He also requested we play The Bee Gees "Staying Alive" until he comes out of anesthesia 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5980 ...and the Donna Summer soundtrack. Now if we were doing a Beyoncectomy everything else would be normal but he'd be on his stomach. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5981 Uh-oh, better change the track from Stayin' Alive to Knock On Wood. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5982 Oh, yes, it's New Year's Eve. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5983 We still get paid even if this guy dies so why not? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5984 As soon as the anesthesia kicks in we can start tripping the light fantastic. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5985 This is not the time for a puppet show. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5986 When he wakes up it'll be outta sight 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5987 Another tragic case of Saturday Night Fever” @suhd 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5988 Harry, this time remember to pump to the beat 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5989 I find that the light helps keep the heart at 120bpm 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5990 If just one patient gets back into their body the disco ball pays for itself. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5991 We can keep this as long as we don’t play Staying Alive. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5992 I'm just really opposed to overhead lighting" 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5993 Wow. I think I just saw a pancreas flash by! 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5994 He said his primary wish is Stayin' Alive. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5995 Da,da,da,da 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5996 'Stayin' Alive' is kind of our theme song. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5997 The disco ball I’ll accept. What I won’t accept is two hours of ‘Staying Alive’ on repeat! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5998 This manna from heaven is for me and I need it! 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5999 Get your back up off the table, dance,come on! 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6000 It’s breakthrough radiation technology. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6001 Now if we can get some "Stayin' Alive" jams in here this will be a lot more fun. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
6002 Um... could you play "Staying Alive?" 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6003 Not sure ‘I Will Survive’ is ok for the OR” 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6004 That's not how you spell "discectomy," is it? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6005 The RNs have an opinion on the Doctors’ Intensive Surgical Care OR. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6006 The patient requested a VIP treatment. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
6007 Well at least losing a 5th patient comes with a tiny silver lining. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6008 Alexa please play my favorite song staying alive 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6009 Mirror ball, mirror ball, hanging there, please get this man some air!" 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6010 We used to tell them to count backwards from 10. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6011 It’s a lit day to save lives 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6012 You’re getting very sleepy. You’re eyes are so heavy you can’t keep them open. Sleep deeper, and deeper. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6013 My boss thinks this global approach will help patients relax. If it works we can publish and, some day, we'll all be famous! 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
6014 Are you SURE you want to do this? 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
6015 It's a signal to keep the patient 'Stayin' Alive.' 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6016 It's supposed to bring light into the body, and then you're stayin' alive, ah ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, ah ha, ha, ha, stayin' aliiiihihihiiiive! 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6017 All the better to keep him stayin' alive. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6018 Doctor, I don’t think this will wake him up from a coma. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6019 Pumping in “Staying Alive” and hanging the disco ball really peps up the surgical unit. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6020 "Boogie Woogie OR Land". 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6021 No parking in the O.R. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6022 They said I'd be "severely punished" if I microdose on the patient's morphine during surgery again, so I figured this was the next best thing. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6023 He said disco would wake him up...what do we do now? 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6024 It started as Saturday Night Fever. We have to operate before it becomes a case of the Mondays." 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
6025 And it plays 'Stayin' Alive' as it revolves! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6026 They said bright colours are the latest trend for burnout 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6027 All together now, Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah I'm stayin' alive. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6028 Surgery’s Holiday Party this year is lit! 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6029 Time of Death: 9:15 PM. Time of Party: 9:16 PM! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6030 Our theme song today is “Stayin’ Alive” 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6031 Well, the forecast DID say there was a chance of flurries. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6032 Its exciting working at the Covid-19 disco, 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6033 He insisted we play Gloria Gaynor during the procedure 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6034 When you pair it with “Stayin’ Alive,” I think it really sets the mood. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6035 Sorry, I misread it as “disco very surgery.” 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6036 Let's boogie down before this guy wakes up. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6037 Management held, in the O.R., the 80's flashback party. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6038 All the hospital rooms were full so we had to expand into this abandoned disco. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
6039 I meant that I was performing an orchidoplexy! 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6040 With this mirror ball we don't need anesthesia because it hypnotizes the patient. Just beware, the operating staff should never gaze into it. Last week a Dr got on top of the table and started singing "Disco Duck " 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6041 Anyone know all the lyrics to"Stayin' alive?" 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6042 I know you wanted to cheer him up, but this is a little over the top 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6043 Dr. R2-67 has this weird, humanlike sense of humor and insists on it whenever he does disc O-ring surgery. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6044 wow?! a disco ball to carve by ?!" jk fuller. genoa, n 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6045 This reminds us of how insignificant everything truly is. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6046 It will provide a more festive atmosphere for the patient when he wakes up. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6047 . Disco disc surgery! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6048 What I said was 'We really need this, Cobalt.' 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6049 We can't operate now, this patient has Saturday Night Fever! 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
6050 He said he only does inhalants socially 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
6051 At least the heart of rock and roll is still beating. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
6052 they say don't go into the light, but it's gonna be pretty hard for him to avoid this one 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
6053 Ooonka ooonka chow wow, squirmy wormy guts! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
6054 It was a really thoughtful addition to help the families celebrate their life. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6055 Well, ya wanna dance or open this guy up? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6056 I didn’t realize what I was getting into when Studio 54 signed up for concierge medicine 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6057 I guess we’re supposed to dance our way through this procedure? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6058 You've got to be kidding me! He wants "Don't stop 'til you get enough" for his colostomy! 1.0597 0.01996 67 64 3 0
6059 I thought the song was "Glitter *boots* saved my life!"" 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
6060 This mother made a strange delivery.... 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6061 That ball is an ancient form of anesthesia and at times worked quite well. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6062 Sing it with me - Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6063 Better than taking it out of him." 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6064 The globe seems to be cooling... 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6065 I was extremely skeptical when you suggested using a Disco light, but that combined with Donna Summer's "I feel Love" playing in the background has got his heart beating again! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6066 Nurse, I said I want the heart monitor screen synced with the disco beat. Stat! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6067 A surgical soundtrack, sure, but the distracting mirror ball is a bit over-the-top. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6068 My body, your body, everybody loves your body! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6069 Clearly, this is a case that calls for a glittered scalpel. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6070 So, we take turns with the mask - one breath each then back on the patient 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
6071 No dancing during surgical procedures. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6072 Oh, brother, give me a break! Smashing lantern-flies is not in my pay grade. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6073 The specifications called for LED s, not Disco Mirror Ball 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6074 The rock and roll of that thing makes me dizzy! Let's take it down and operate in the dark! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6075 This electric device might explain why the patient suddenly developed a fever. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6076 And we play "Stayin' Alive" as it spins. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6077 We figure the patient's immune system will kick in if it thinks it's in a time period worth living. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6078 that's not what I meant when I said let's brighten up the OR 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6079 Is that a disco ball or a giant bauble? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6080 „What? Haven‘t you heard that listening to Mirrorball by Taylor Swift helps improve the workplace morale?“ 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6081 I guess "Stayin' Alive" is appropriate, but the lighting is a bit much. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6082 As you can see, he’s staying alive. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6083 A slipped disco operation 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6084 I thought you said Saturday night fever. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6085 Doctor, he's definitely go the fever. And I think it's contagious. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6086 It start with a Saturday night fever. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6087 If lighting sets the mood of a room, how about a little ‘Staying Alive?’ 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6088 Doctor: "Its a Miracle. Now you can't distinguish the bad from the good". 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6089 Oops, gotta go. Time for my exotic dance shift at the gritty local cabaret. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6090 The stars at night Are big and bright Deep in the heart of Alexis 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6091 This is Spinal Disco 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6092 Just trying to get everyone into the holiday sprit 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6093 (🎵Turn around...every now and then...🎵) Do we have to play this for every cardiopulmonary bypass? #mychemicalromance 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6094 Oh, oh, oh, oh, stayin' alive, stayin' alive... 1.0562 0.02929 89 85 3 1
6095 It’s simple: the only rule is that you’re not allowed to look down. 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
6096 What a great idea for Saturday nights. Please, play Stayin’ Alive. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6097 We thought it might be helpful to play "Stayin' Alive" while you operate Dr. Gibb. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6098 The residents call this Saturday Night Sever 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6099 I will survive, I will survive. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6100 ...and we failed to bring back disco too. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6101 Well, I hope we have fun! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6102 I thought it would be festive! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6103 How many times do I need to tell you guys? “Hallucinate”is Dua Lipa’s best 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6104 this guy might be dead…but at least disco isn’t 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
6105 I’m not sure the patient needs that much more motivation to stay alive. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
6106 I guess this is why they call it a discography. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
6107 This happens every time they play “Staying Alive”. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6108 The Last DiscKo Dance 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6109 Dead Patient Dance 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6110 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Aah, aah, aah, aah... Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6111 So this is one of my more normal dreams- I was a surgeon, there was a disco ball, and a man’s kidney was on the line 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
6112 She said she was a Taylor Swift Fan! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6113 We should be dancing.... yeah....." Olivia Xu, New York City, N.Y 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
6114 Disco is DEAD...lets keep our patient "STAYIN ALIVE OOOH OOH OOH..." 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6115 "We can bring down his Saturday night fever with a few dances. Hopefully he won't slip a disc. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6116 Got my hands up, they're playing my song I know I'm gonna be okay Yeah, it's a party in the E.R room. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6117 Door Dash is sooo innovative! Hope they sent the right cutlery. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6118 I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning. Smells like "Disco Inferno." 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
6119 Party rock is in the house tonight 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6120 I don't mind the disco ball, but do we always have to play "Stayin' Alive"? 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6121 I think it’s cheeky to play the Bee Gees in the operating room. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6122 There is no organ more disco than the spleen. 1.0526 0.01772 76 73 3 0
6123 The first appendectomy of the new year 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
6124 Remove ball ! I think this is for the removalists Doctor 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
6125 I’m no fan of disco, but he’s stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6126 Scalpel! Ladder! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6127 *because I’m a mirrorball; I’ll show you every organ in your chest tonight* 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6128 If we switch from disco to classical music we can ditch the strobe light Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6129 I don't want to be a party-pooper but I'm not sure how I feel about the new take on Casual Friday 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6130 It helps when it comes to "Stayin' Alive!" 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6131 The disco ball definitely adds to the work-from-home feel. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6132 It takes me through the night 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
6133 Quick! While the laughing gas is working, let’s dance!” - Lucy Hine, age 10 Leland, Michigan 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
6134 scalpel, sutures, forceps, disco wriggle? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6135 Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stay Alive, Stay Alive. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6136 Patient! At The Disco 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
6137 When we said that we wanted to keep our patients alive, we weren't thinking of John Travolta. 1.0494 0.02992 81 78 2 1
6138 Elon had these installed in all of the ORs after the acquisition to make up for the job cuts. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
6139 #1:Whaat?? I was trying to "LIVEN" up the place! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6140 Crank up the Village People and let’s get to work. 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
6141 I don’t really understand either, but he specifically requested it. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6142 No, honey, you’re perfect just the way you are 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6143 It’s fun but they know we can’t work from home, right? 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
6144 That’s it, the patient is deader than the perception that disco is dead. In fact, disco’s driving basslines and repetitious synth hooks have informed everything from contemporary pop hits to oh hold on now he’s dead. Could have saved him a minute ago 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6145 Sure enough, a slipped disco 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6146 The new CEO had this installed just to help us. You know " disco here and disco dere." 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6147 Sir, I don't think that Cinderella will be helping us get the glass slipper out of the patient this time. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6148 Covid is over. Its nice to see (i)some thing changed. 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
6149 Tony from Procurement says it can also detect night fever.” David Hanley, Vancouver, B 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6150 This light won’t be sufficient 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6151 Not being possessed of noses, we happily have no need for masks! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6152 Someday you disco-era doctors will grow up and quit your bopping and rocking ways" 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6153 Okay, who broke the mood with a Grateful Dead track? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6154 Uh, the house music needs to be louder!" 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6155 Oh Alexa, I said start surgery on their knees not play “Stayin Alive” by The Bee Gees. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6156 There's not a snowball's chance in hell he will make it! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6157 We finagled our way out of wellness modules, but at what cost? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
6158 This disco surgery scene makes me want to dance. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6159 Charlie,aka Charlotte,was considered the Dancing Queen in the '70's. So,we thought we'd make them feel at home during their surgery. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6160 Apparently we have a new cooling system. 1.0460 0.03232 87 85 0 2
6161 All together now...Ah,ha,ha,ha,stayin alive,stayin alive 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6162 He's headed for that disco inferno in the sky! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6163 I know it’s distracting, but the doctor said he needs the full experience when listening to „Stayin‘ Alive“ from the Bee Gees 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
6164 Lawrence Welk again? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6165 I'm not starting until Donna sings "Hot Stuff." 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6166 Disco mirrors on the ceiling/Quick! Play Stayin' Alive for healing! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6167 His life is hanging in by a thread. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
6168 It puffs aardvark dander at 30 particles per second. As you know, this is the first and most important step before we remove part of the liver, bread it, bake it, and serve it to our guests. Oh, did I mention that I'm streaming Matlock? Burrrrrrrrp! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6169 That mirror ball really complements the disco music. I just love doing surgery to a good beat. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6170 Happy New Year!” ??? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6171 Afterlight 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6172 What's next, a DJ? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6173 BLM is DOA .. but americans still believe in saving black lives nationwide as Joe Biden continues to ignore the record crime 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6174 Moving targets weren’t covered in dermatology curriculum 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6175 My agent persuaded them that things didn't have to be grim in a hospital. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6176 Alexa/Siri play Dancing Queen by ABBA 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6177 I put a request in to improve the lighting and create a more pleasant atmosphere for the patient. Didn't expect this! 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6178 Alexa,play Staying Alive by the Bee Gees. Stat !! 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6179 Whose is in the costume here? 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6180 I think admin needs to dial it back a bit on the Doctor Appreciation Day treats. 1.0400 0.02965 75 73 1 1
6181 The hospital board of directors thought the disco ball might elevate morale in the operating room. Along with disco music, we have a more rhythmic approach to surgery. Sets the proper mood, don’t you think? 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6182 The "Staying Alive" theme is theoretically a commendable innovation, John, but it falls short in practicalities. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6183 let the guy live as long as possible. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6184 Let's just rip through this and dance the hell out of here! 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6185 We finally get this out of him; let's celebrate! 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6186 A Michael Jackson interpreter. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6187 Invasion of the body snatchers, maybe? 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6188 ♫♫ Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♫♫ ♫♫ Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive ♫♫ 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6189 It spruces the place up, but in terms of more light- not so good to be mistaking one organ for another. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
6190 I am exactly the kind of guy who would be at a place like this at this time of the morning, if you don’t mind. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6191 It's a nearly fatal case of Saturday Night Fever. Glad we were able to keep him staying alive with shining stars. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6192 Well you can tell by the way I cut his skin, take the tumor out and throw it in the bin.. Everybody now! 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6193 Looks like the funding came through to upgrade our disco tech. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6194 It's time to hustle. Edgar Zapata, Orlando, FL 1.0328 0.03279 61 60 0 1
6195 Ah,Ah,Ah,Ah Staying Alive 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6196 ? Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!? 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6197 The light is on. Now use the scalpel to the disco beat. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6198 We'll patch this guy better than the guy who put this ball together. Karla Chirinos 11/3/2022 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6199 Has anyone seen any studies on whether the disco ball actually has a positive effect on the outcome of this procedure? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6200 En'disco'pic, you say? Hand me my platforms and two grams of benzoylmethylecgonine, stat. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6201 Anyone want to go out dancing after the surgery? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6202 I should have been suspicious when they said the new "light amplifying devices" were cheaper and more effective than our overhead lights. I'm sorry everyone. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6203 Thanks for coming to my party…I had to be on call so I appreciate you being here to celebrate 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6204 Doctor, do you really think open heart surgery will cure disco fever? 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6205 The website says they don't refund 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6206 How could you forget the headphones for silent disco when it’s your own birthday? 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6207 hurry up, let's bring him back for his birthday. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6208 Now I know what Joe mean't, when he said he had the scariest Halloween decorations. 1.0267 0.01873 75 73 2 0
6209 OK, great, we got that going ... and now would be as good a time as any to start playing "Stayin' Alive". 1.0260 0.01825 77 75 2 0
6210 It's a deadly Mirror Ball spider web.Call "patient patrol". Tell them we need a large spider swatter. Now! 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
6211 We want him to tap-dance out of surgery 1.0247 0.01735 81 79 2 0
6212 Well, at least it livens up the room. 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6213 Hold on, wait for the anesthesiologist. 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6214 Is this the opening of a Taylor Swift song? 1.0145 0.01460 69 68 1 0
6215 Awww, nuts! He's gone. Calling it! 8:23am, Death by Twitter! 1.0135 0.01361 74 73 1 0
6216 A classic case of Saturday night fever." Jeff DiCello Santa Rosa, C 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
6217 Is this patient Bradley Wester? 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0