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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-11-06T20:42:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-11-20T20:45:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-11-14T20:43:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 21, 2022 |
Number of captions | 6218 |
Number of responses | 745717 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I love it when they wake up and ask what year this is. | 1.7686 | 0.01751 | 1979 | 882 | 673 | 424 |
1 | For patient comfort, we try to keep the room in the mid-seventies. | 1.7507 | 0.01357 | 3542 | 1706 | 1013 | 823 |
2 | I'm detecting a beat. | 1.7303 | 0.01132 | 4431 | 2017 | 1592 | 822 |
3 | I said we’re operating on a person “in their 70s”, not “in the 70s” | 1.7045 | 0.01719 | 1983 | 960 | 649 | 374 |
4 | Alexa, play Smooth Operator | 1.7028 | 0.01643 | 2271 | 1134 | 678 | 459 |
5 | Inform the patient’s family that he’s stayin’ alive. | 1.6994 | 0.01944 | 1497 | 716 | 515 | 266 |
6 | The patient also requested "I Will Survive." | 1.6878 | 0.01865 | 1733 | 877 | 520 | 336 |
7 | If this doesn't correct his rhythm, we'll try the paddles. | 1.6830 | 0.01383 | 3142 | 1600 | 938 | 604 |
8 | You said he needed a hip surgery. | 1.6755 | 0.01777 | 1852 | 939 | 575 | 338 |
9 | It all started last Saturday night with a fever. | 1.6519 | 0.02653 | 813 | 423 | 250 | 140 |
10 | You think he'd lay down and die? Oh no, not him, he will survive | 1.6457 | 0.01773 | 1863 | 992 | 539 | 332 |
11 | Apparently, he’s our one-millionth patient. | 1.6416 | 0.01594 | 2232 | 1176 | 680 | 376 |
12 | I've never treated Saturday Night Fever before. | 1.6383 | 0.01976 | 1410 | 735 | 450 | 225 |
13 | The patient has requested ‘Stayin’ Alive’. | 1.6368 | 0.01564 | 2343 | 1251 | 692 | 400 |
14 | We've never had a case of Saturday night fever before | 1.6353 | 0.01853 | 1541 | 791 | 521 | 229 |
15 | Looks to be a herniated disco. | 1.6346 | 0.01506 | 2466 | 1304 | 759 | 403 |
16 | Not what I pictured when they said he's in the seventies. | 1.6314 | 0.01842 | 1598 | 836 | 515 | 247 |
17 | It’s highly unorthodox, but the patient IS stayin’ alive. | 1.6261 | 0.01846 | 1610 | 855 | 502 | 253 |
18 | I said bigger probe, not strobe. | 1.6242 | 0.01743 | 1831 | 982 | 555 | 294 |
19 | Well, at least Disco isn't dead. | 1.6204 | 0.01821 | 1678 | 906 | 503 | 269 |
20 | He’s going to need more drugs. | 1.6200 | 0.01393 | 3003 | 1662 | 820 | 521 |
21 | His heart rate’s stuck in the 70s | 1.6169 | 0.01544 | 2135 | 1109 | 735 | 291 |
22 | I love when insurance approves the party package. | 1.6130 | 0.02874 | 664 | 360 | 201 | 103 |
23 | Looks like a bad case of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.6082 | 0.01876 | 1460 | 773 | 486 | 201 |
24 | We find it calms the patient to hear "Staying Alive" as they' re put under. | 1.6081 | 0.01892 | 1503 | 814 | 464 | 225 |
25 | Looks like we have a case of disco fever. | 1.6062 | 0.01665 | 1770 | 920 | 627 | 223 |
26 | At first he was afraid, he was petrified. He thought he'd lay down and die. I told him he will survive. | 1.6062 | 0.02892 | 678 | 378 | 189 | 111 |
27 | It was the patient’s request that we play “Stayin’ Alive.” | 1.6044 | 0.01978 | 1365 | 741 | 423 | 201 |
28 | It drops down once we have maxed his insurance | 1.6000 | 0.02248 | 1090 | 605 | 316 | 169 |
29 | Time of death: track five. | 1.5999 | 0.01725 | 1912 | 1079 | 519 | 314 |
30 | We'll be correcting the patient's two left feet. | 1.5947 | 0.01725 | 1838 | 1026 | 531 | 281 |
31 | Unfortunately, disco is not all that's dead. | 1.5903 | 0.01818 | 1650 | 926 | 474 | 250 |
32 | Why, he'll be up and dancing in no time. | 1.5883 | 0.01714 | 2113 | 1270 | 443 | 400 |
33 | You’re right, it does feel different than working from home | 1.5871 | 0.02370 | 930 | 514 | 286 | 130 |
34 | It's an extremely serious case of disco fever. | 1.5796 | 0.01808 | 1527 | 837 | 495 | 195 |
35 | Wow. I thought you said disc surgery,not disco surgery. | 1.5781 | 0.01996 | 1313 | 737 | 393 | 183 |
36 | It’s the only cure for Saturday Night Fever. | 1.5772 | 0.01844 | 1471 | 810 | 473 | 188 |
37 | His heart rate is in the 70s. | 1.5767 | 0.01734 | 1878 | 1096 | 481 | 301 |
38 | Evidently it's covered by Medicare. | 1.5720 | 0.02040 | 1278 | 730 | 365 | 183 |
39 | He has a slipped disco | 1.5714 | 0.02065 | 1218 | 689 | 362 | 167 |
40 | Another case of Saturday Night Fever? | 1.5701 | 0.02106 | 1091 | 599 | 362 | 130 |
41 | If we can bring disco back, we can bring him back. | 1.5687 | 0.02163 | 1034 | 569 | 342 | 123 |
42 | I just think 'the operating theater' should live up to its name. | 1.5667 | 0.02141 | 1087 | 608 | 342 | 137 |
43 | It keeps his heart rate in the 70s. | 1.5621 | 0.01961 | 1505 | 909 | 346 | 250 |
44 | No, he said he had a fever on Saturday night. That is not the same thing! | 1.5615 | 0.02147 | 1179 | 692 | 312 | 175 |
45 | Much better than the fog machine, don't you think? | 1.5480 | 0.02228 | 989 | 567 | 302 | 120 |
46 | It really does help with arythmia | 1.5465 | 0.02265 | 957 | 550 | 291 | 116 |
47 | He’s having a near-disco experience. | 1.5464 | 0.02369 | 937 | 555 | 252 | 130 |
48 | We can listen to ‘Y.M.C.A.’ if you promise not to do the arm movements. | 1.5452 | 0.02328 | 941 | 551 | 267 | 123 |
49 | Worst case of disco fever I’ve ever seen | 1.5433 | 0.03233 | 473 | 274 | 141 | 58 |
50 | Blood type: A.B.B.A. positive. | 1.5416 | 0.02173 | 1178 | 721 | 276 | 181 |
51 | Everybody now... Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive | 1.5364 | 0.02469 | 852 | 510 | 227 | 115 |
52 | You said his fever started Saturday night? | 1.5347 | 0.02331 | 995 | 608 | 242 | 145 |
53 | I'm having second thoughts about us appearing on 'Surgery With the Stars.' | 1.5337 | 0.02590 | 817 | 503 | 192 | 122 |
54 | We find the sparkly lights encourages them away from the “other” light. | 1.5326 | 0.02478 | 798 | 469 | 233 | 96 |
55 | I said light anesthesia! | 1.5306 | 0.02406 | 784 | 450 | 253 | 81 |
56 | First time working the New Year shift? | 1.5281 | 0.02423 | 871 | 525 | 232 | 114 |
57 | I hate Throwback Thursday. | 1.5279 | 0.02587 | 754 | 452 | 206 | 96 |
58 | The ball comes down whenever the insurance doesn't cover the procedure. | 1.5277 | 0.02610 | 758 | 459 | 198 | 101 |
59 | He asked me to play "Stayin' Alive" during the surgery, and I just thought... | 1.5262 | 0.02664 | 648 | 375 | 205 | 68 |
60 | I don’t think playing “Staying alive” is quite doing the trick | 1.5261 | 0.02619 | 747 | 452 | 197 | 98 |
61 | Disc surgery? I thought you said disco surgery. | 1.5232 | 0.02388 | 883 | 535 | 235 | 113 |
62 | He also insisted we play “I will survive.” | 1.5222 | 0.02491 | 877 | 550 | 197 | 130 |
63 | Now this is the most severe case of Saturday Night Fever l have ever seen. | 1.5208 | 0.02572 | 768 | 467 | 202 | 99 |
64 | I promised he’d wake up feeling fifty years younger. | 1.5165 | 0.02524 | 846 | 531 | 193 | 122 |
65 | Studies show it improves the odds of ‘Stayin Alive’ | 1.5151 | 0.02652 | 730 | 450 | 184 | 96 |
66 | Any mistakes and we’re liable to get slapped with a leisure suit. | 1.5129 | 0.02899 | 657 | 419 | 139 | 99 |
67 | His heart rate is in the seventies. | 1.5128 | 0.02385 | 858 | 520 | 236 | 102 |
68 | I hate getting Operating Room 54. | 1.5125 | 0.02723 | 720 | 453 | 165 | 102 |
69 | I don't know about him, but I Will Survive. | 1.5101 | 0.02776 | 641 | 392 | 171 | 78 |
70 | I’m calling it. Disco is dead. | 1.5101 | 0.02943 | 547 | 329 | 157 | 61 |
71 | Now, count backwards from 1980. | 1.5091 | 0.02558 | 766 | 472 | 198 | 96 |
72 | We got all this federal money during Covid and really couldn't think of anything better to do with it. | 1.5082 | 0.02796 | 610 | 369 | 172 | 69 |
73 | A dance club rents this room on the weekends. | 1.5067 | 0.02860 | 600 | 368 | 160 | 72 |
74 | All signs point to Saturday Night Fever. | 1.5066 | 0.02825 | 610 | 373 | 165 | 72 |
75 | Looks like a case of Saturday night fever. | 1.5044 | 0.02713 | 688 | 434 | 165 | 89 |
76 | I thought this was DISC surgery. | 1.5039 | 0.02781 | 645 | 400 | 165 | 80 |
77 | He's ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. | 1.5008 | 0.02766 | 619 | 378 | 172 | 69 |
78 | If we can revive disco, we can revive anything. | 1.5000 | 0.02754 | 620 | 378 | 174 | 68 |
79 | Their reactions when they wake up are priceless. | 1.5000 | 0.02689 | 652 | 398 | 182 | 72 |
80 | This is by far the most serious case of Saturday night fever we've ever seen. | 1.4969 | 0.02847 | 638 | 406 | 147 | 85 |
81 | Perhaps he really does have Saturday Night Fever. | 1.4955 | 0.02900 | 561 | 345 | 154 | 62 |
82 | I can't feel the beat. | 1.4953 | 0.02640 | 632 | 379 | 193 | 60 |
83 | Its a slipped disco. | 1.4937 | 0.02775 | 636 | 398 | 162 | 76 |
84 | Patient presents with a herniated disco. | 1.4925 | 0.03043 | 534 | 336 | 133 | 65 |
85 | I bet they don't have this in Canada. | 1.4917 | 0.03013 | 541 | 340 | 136 | 65 |
86 | This’ll get the heart pumping. | 1.4916 | 0.02904 | 596 | 378 | 143 | 75 |
87 | We’ll need to restrain him, because he keeps trying to get down.” | 1.4914 | 0.02774 | 698 | 455 | 143 | 100 |
88 | They said it's in keeping with our Stayin' Alive mission statement. | 1.4903 | 0.03032 | 514 | 319 | 138 | 57 |
89 | It lulls them back to a time when health insurance would cover this. | 1.4891 | 0.03085 | 505 | 316 | 131 | 58 |
90 | Should we go with "Stayin' Alive" or "I will survive"? | 1.4890 | 0.02902 | 591 | 375 | 143 | 73 |
91 | Nothing more painful than a slipped disc-o | 1.4890 | 0.03099 | 499 | 312 | 130 | 57 |
92 | No, I said I needed a ‘probe’ light” | 1.4884 | 0.03068 | 559 | 363 | 119 | 77 |
93 | Where’d we find a type ABBA donor? | 1.4863 | 0.03087 | 547 | 355 | 118 | 74 |
94 | Think we’ll finish before it drops? | 1.4851 | 0.02881 | 503 | 301 | 160 | 42 |
95 | Sure, but think how fun it'll be if he makes it. | 1.4844 | 0.02990 | 512 | 317 | 142 | 53 |
96 | It appears he is suffering from a Saturday Night Fever here… | 1.4838 | 0.02997 | 525 | 329 | 138 | 58 |
97 | The patient requested it to play "I Will Survive" | 1.4834 | 0.03138 | 482 | 303 | 125 | 54 |
98 | I feel like I’m in a bad New Yorker cartoon. | 1.4823 | 0.03265 | 481 | 312 | 106 | 63 |
99 | Call the CDC. Disco fever is highly contagious, and I’ve never seen a case this advanced before. | 1.4819 | 0.03073 | 496 | 311 | 131 | 54 |
100 | Sorry Doctor, I thought you said we were doing a disco affair, not a disc repair! | 1.4814 | 0.03007 | 511 | 319 | 138 | 54 |
101 | If the overall theme here is staying alive, I'm fine with this. | 1.4800 | 0.02860 | 525 | 320 | 158 | 47 |
102 | Nothing dies in this operating room. Including disco. | 1.4797 | 0.03130 | 542 | 358 | 108 | 76 |
103 | It’s a herniated disco. | 1.4787 | 0.03066 | 539 | 350 | 120 | 69 |
104 | If everything goes well, we'll hear a beat. | 1.4784 | 0.02773 | 602 | 378 | 160 | 64 |
105 | This is the first case of Disco Fever since the 70's. | 1.4778 | 0.03177 | 496 | 321 | 113 | 62 |
106 | I don’t think this is what the Electrophysiologist meant when he said “Keep his heart rate in the seventies.” | 1.4775 | 0.03280 | 488 | 322 | 99 | 67 |
107 | I don't feel a beat. | 1.4767 | 0.02739 | 621 | 392 | 162 | 67 |
108 | This is the worst case of disco fever we've ever treated. | 1.4764 | 0.03048 | 571 | 379 | 112 | 80 |
109 | Alexa, play “I will survive”, by Gloria Gaynor | 1.4737 | 0.02937 | 551 | 352 | 137 | 62 |
110 | HR did say they wanted to create a fun working environment | 1.4732 | 0.03242 | 429 | 269 | 117 | 43 |
111 | I appreciate the effort, but I still hate working on New Year’s Eve. | 1.4725 | 0.03242 | 472 | 307 | 107 | 58 |
112 | Do a little prep, make a little cut, get down tonight.. | 1.4717 | 0.03000 | 600 | 404 | 109 | 87 |
113 | Cause of death. Saturday night fever. | 1.4695 | 0.02999 | 524 | 336 | 130 | 58 |
114 | It's the only lighting that's covered by her health insurance | 1.4693 | 0.03208 | 473 | 307 | 110 | 56 |
115 | It comes with his Medicare Advantage plan. | 1.4690 | 0.03289 | 452 | 294 | 104 | 54 |
116 | So ‘herniated disco’ was a typo? | 1.4688 | 0.03281 | 448 | 290 | 106 | 52 |
117 | Now we can tack on a cover charge. | 1.4654 | 0.03271 | 492 | 331 | 93 | 68 |
118 | I told you to prep for disc surgery | 1.4653 | 0.03155 | 475 | 310 | 111 | 54 |
119 | You did tell him he’d be up and dancing in no time” | 1.4649 | 0.02908 | 499 | 310 | 146 | 43 |
120 | Alexa, stop playing "Staying Alive." | 1.4643 | 0.03161 | 504 | 334 | 106 | 64 |
121 | Now we’re ready to do some hip surgery. | 1.4642 | 0.03071 | 545 | 364 | 109 | 72 |
122 | Let's bring them both back. | 1.4641 | 0.03230 | 474 | 312 | 104 | 58 |
123 | It's part of the new "Stayin' Alive" protocol. | 1.4641 | 0.03165 | 487 | 319 | 110 | 58 |
124 | Well,because staying alive is a theme here. | 1.4640 | 0.03360 | 431 | 282 | 98 | 51 |
125 | Turn him over, he's suffering from a slipped disco. | 1.4627 | 0.03069 | 456 | 286 | 129 | 41 |
126 | Let’s not drop the ball on this one. | 1.4619 | 0.03236 | 459 | 300 | 106 | 53 |
127 | I think we have a beat. | 1.4618 | 0.02733 | 628 | 407 | 152 | 69 |
128 | We’re picking up an irregular beat... | 1.4617 | 0.03403 | 418 | 274 | 95 | 49 |
129 | The lights and music don't rattle me as much as the two-drink minimum to get in here. | 1.4617 | 0.03392 | 444 | 297 | 89 | 58 |
130 | It's the latest in stroboscopic surgery. | 1.4610 | 0.03352 | 397 | 253 | 105 | 39 |
131 | This procedure might look rather unusual, but that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it... | 1.4594 | 0.03260 | 468 | 311 | 99 | 58 |
132 | His fever has progressed to the Saturday night variant. | 1.4592 | 0.03477 | 392 | 256 | 92 | 44 |
133 | When all else fails we throw on Stayin' Alive as the last resort. | 1.4586 | 0.03191 | 447 | 288 | 113 | 46 |
134 | I thought we all agreed on Metal Mondays | 1.4582 | 0.03394 | 371 | 234 | 104 | 33 |
135 | He doesn’t have much time. Let’s hustle. | 1.4572 | 0.03499 | 374 | 242 | 93 | 39 |
136 | It’s part of our new marketing theme: “Stayin’ Alive.” | 1.4570 | 0.03678 | 302 | 188 | 90 | 24 |
137 | I still don't understand how he swallowed it. | 1.4560 | 0.03535 | 386 | 255 | 86 | 45 |
138 | You are the lancing queen… | 1.4558 | 0.03587 | 373 | 246 | 84 | 43 |
139 | His insurance determined our surgical lights were medically unnecessary. This was half price on Amazon. | 1.4556 | 0.03293 | 428 | 279 | 103 | 46 |
140 | Ahhh!,Ahhh!,Ahhh! Stayin' Alive!!! | 1.4550 | 0.03410 | 422 | 281 | 90 | 51 |
141 | If he still has arrhythmia after this then I'm all out of ideas. | 1.4545 | 0.03487 | 407 | 272 | 85 | 50 |
142 | Gentlemen? I propose we change our diagnosis to Saturday Night Fever. Agreed? | 1.4543 | 0.03251 | 394 | 248 | 113 | 33 |
143 | Alexa, please play Staying Alive by The Bee Gees | 1.4524 | 0.03143 | 462 | 301 | 113 | 48 |
144 | At least he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive! | 1.4523 | 0.03215 | 451 | 296 | 106 | 49 |
145 | It’s a serious case… herniated disco. | 1.4518 | 0.03172 | 425 | 271 | 116 | 38 |
146 | I need a syncopated bass line, stat. | 1.4513 | 0.03353 | 390 | 251 | 102 | 37 |
147 | All set Doctor, now show us your moves. | 1.4501 | 0.03619 | 351 | 230 | 84 | 37 |
148 | Wait 'til the organ kicks in! | 1.4495 | 0.03360 | 416 | 277 | 92 | 47 |
149 | I just thought we were taking our jobs too seriously. | 1.4495 | 0.03400 | 376 | 242 | 99 | 35 |
150 | Looks like we better hustle. | 1.4493 | 0.03008 | 503 | 329 | 122 | 52 |
151 | The patient is a 42-year-old male who is now ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. | 1.4491 | 0.03331 | 403 | 262 | 101 | 40 |
152 | The patient requested “Stayin Alive” and I just thought we could go the extra mile. | 1.4489 | 0.03262 | 421 | 274 | 105 | 42 |
153 | His Disco Fever was more contagious than I thought. | 1.4476 | 0.03437 | 420 | 284 | 84 | 52 |
154 | We’re losing him. His blood pressure is in the 70’s. | 1.4459 | 0.03645 | 370 | 250 | 75 | 45 |
155 | The patient insisted on "Stayin' Alive." | 1.4456 | 0.03156 | 496 | 336 | 99 | 61 |
156 | We couldn’t save the leg but I think he’ll really like this. | 1.4454 | 0.03663 | 339 | 223 | 81 | 35 |
157 | This will be a two-step procedure. | 1.4451 | 0.03703 | 337 | 223 | 78 | 36 |
158 | Well, it seems to be working. He is staying alive - staying alive. | 1.4451 | 0.03075 | 519 | 351 | 105 | 63 |
159 | What a way to go-go. | 1.4442 | 0.03327 | 430 | 288 | 93 | 49 |
160 | Yes, I did my surgical training in Vegas. How did you know? | 1.4429 | 0.03508 | 350 | 227 | 91 | 32 |
161 | I wasn’t aware that we had a case of Saturday Night Fever in the hospital! | 1.4427 | 0.03164 | 445 | 294 | 106 | 45 |
162 | You won't believe what we can charge insurance for this. | 1.4420 | 0.03352 | 405 | 268 | 95 | 42 |
163 | We can't explain it, but since we've added it, we find more patients are stayin alive, stayin alive. | 1.4398 | 0.03239 | 457 | 309 | 95 | 53 |
164 | Thus is the worst case of disco fever I’ve ever seen. | 1.4394 | 0.03492 | 371 | 246 | 87 | 38 |
165 | I just got bored with Bach. | 1.4392 | 0.03652 | 337 | 223 | 80 | 34 |
166 | He requested "Stayin' Alive." | 1.4388 | 0.02925 | 531 | 355 | 120 | 56 |
167 | Obviously, the patient is suffering from Saturday Night Fever. | 1.4388 | 0.03374 | 392 | 259 | 94 | 39 |
168 | We better hustle. | 1.4386 | 0.03221 | 440 | 293 | 101 | 46 |
169 | I asked for a different anesthetic, not a different aesthetic. | 1.4382 | 0.03904 | 340 | 237 | 57 | 46 |
170 | It's showtime! | 1.4382 | 0.03464 | 356 | 232 | 92 | 32 |
171 | He's got Saturday night fever. | 1.4382 | 0.03607 | 372 | 253 | 75 | 44 |
172 | Well, looks like this may be your Last Dance after all. | 1.4381 | 0.03674 | 315 | 205 | 82 | 28 |
173 | We will revive. | 1.4371 | 0.03625 | 334 | 220 | 82 | 32 |
174 | The infrastructure in this hospital hasn't been updated since the '70s! | 1.4355 | 0.03393 | 349 | 224 | 98 | 27 |
175 | Kind of feel like we should wake him up for this. | 1.4355 | 0.03960 | 310 | 212 | 61 | 37 |
176 | Alright guys, let's get the party started! | 1.4340 | 0.03546 | 341 | 224 | 86 | 31 |
177 | It's only in bad taste if the patient dies. | 1.4337 | 0.03762 | 332 | 225 | 70 | 37 |
178 | He’s being treated for Disco Fever. | 1.4337 | 0.03313 | 392 | 258 | 98 | 36 |
179 | OK, it's official. He will survive. | 1.4331 | 0.03756 | 344 | 236 | 67 | 41 |
180 | Scalpel please. Non-reflective. | 1.4324 | 0.03825 | 333 | 229 | 64 | 40 |
181 | Could it be a case of Saturday Night Fever? | 1.4324 | 0.03537 | 370 | 250 | 80 | 40 |
182 | This is the worst case of Saturday Night Fever I've ever seen. | 1.4320 | 0.03369 | 419 | 286 | 85 | 48 |
183 | See this makes the work place more cheerful….. time of death 2:45. | 1.4317 | 0.03859 | 315 | 214 | 66 | 35 |
184 | Now let's see if we can get a beat going. | 1.4315 | 0.03407 | 343 | 221 | 96 | 26 |
185 | How many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? | 1.4314 | 0.03897 | 299 | 201 | 67 | 31 |
186 | What a coincidence! “Staying Alive” is what the patient wanted too! | 1.4312 | 0.03474 | 385 | 261 | 82 | 42 |
187 | The dance fever definitely complicates this procedure. | 1.4310 | 0.03677 | 297 | 192 | 82 | 23 |
188 | Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay'n alive, stay'n alive. . . | 1.4306 | 0.03410 | 360 | 236 | 93 | 31 |
189 | I thought we had the room til 10 | 1.4304 | 0.03689 | 316 | 209 | 78 | 29 |
190 | Alexa, play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ | 1.4299 | 0.03694 | 328 | 220 | 75 | 33 |
191 | We’re throwing him a going away party. | 1.4298 | 0.03436 | 356 | 234 | 91 | 31 |
192 | I can't operate until the DJ arrives. | 1.4286 | 0.03470 | 364 | 243 | 86 | 35 |
193 | I said disk surgery, not disco surgery. | 1.4281 | 0.03875 | 313 | 214 | 64 | 35 |
194 | Do a little dance, make a little incision, get down tonight. | 1.4274 | 0.03528 | 365 | 247 | 80 | 38 |
195 | But if they sign a DNR, we dim the lights and play Brahms. | 1.4259 | 0.03965 | 317 | 222 | 55 | 40 |
196 | I want his subconscious to remember how much fun this was. | 1.4252 | 0.03603 | 294 | 189 | 85 | 20 |
197 | I told them this was DISC surgery. | 1.4251 | 0.03443 | 374 | 252 | 85 | 37 |
198 | Tomorrow the room is booked for a bar mitzvah | 1.4246 | 0.03665 | 325 | 218 | 76 | 31 |
199 | It's New Years Eve folks. Let's finish up before the ball drops. | 1.4231 | 0.03991 | 286 | 195 | 61 | 30 |
200 | ‘Disco’s not the only thing that’s dead in this room.’ | 1.4231 | 0.03881 | 312 | 215 | 62 | 35 |
201 | If Oz can be a politician, I can be a dancer. | 1.4228 | 0.03697 | 324 | 222 | 70 | 32 |
202 | It's disco theme day and our operating song for this morning is "Stayin Alive". | 1.4219 | 0.03844 | 301 | 204 | 67 | 30 |
203 | It was either this or a lava lamp. | 1.4217 | 0.03736 | 313 | 211 | 72 | 30 |
204 | Is the anesthesia kicking in for you as well? | 1.4212 | 0.03698 | 311 | 208 | 75 | 28 |
205 | You’re right, it is kind of distracting. | 1.4211 | 0.03700 | 304 | 202 | 76 | 26 |
206 | Here he is. The last victim of the disco inferno. | 1.4206 | 0.03665 | 340 | 233 | 71 | 36 |
207 | You're bringing patients AND disco back from the dead? | 1.4195 | 0.03654 | 329 | 223 | 74 | 32 |
208 | The patient requested Stayin’ Alive, but this is a little much. | 1.4188 | 0.03393 | 351 | 232 | 91 | 28 |
209 | I swear to god, if someone plays, Stayin' Alive one more time... | 1.4187 | 0.03605 | 332 | 224 | 77 | 31 |
210 | You're probably too young to remember the 1977 outbreak of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.4182 | 0.03771 | 318 | 218 | 67 | 33 |
211 | I've never seen this bad a case of Saturday night fever. | 1.4177 | 0.03661 | 328 | 223 | 73 | 32 |
212 | I've heard about a light at the end of the tunnel but this is ridiculous. | 1.4175 | 0.03712 | 309 | 208 | 73 | 28 |
213 | Alexa, play “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees. | 1.4172 | 0.04027 | 302 | 213 | 52 | 37 |
214 | Trust me - it's the only known treatment for disco fever. | 1.4169 | 0.03616 | 343 | 235 | 73 | 35 |
215 | In my operating room, everybody is stayin' alive. | 1.4164 | 0.03752 | 317 | 217 | 68 | 32 |
216 | It'll increase his chances of stayin' alive. | 1.4164 | 0.03832 | 305 | 209 | 65 | 31 |
217 | I get it, stayin' alive, stayin' alive." | 1.4161 | 0.03731 | 310 | 210 | 71 | 29 |
218 | May I cut in? | 1.4154 | 0.03553 | 325 | 220 | 77 | 28 |
219 | Beep,beep,beep,beep,stayin’ alive. Stayin’ alive. | 1.4151 | 0.03297 | 383 | 257 | 93 | 33 |
220 | He's 'Stayin' Alive'. We get it. | 1.4138 | 0.03826 | 261 | 171 | 72 | 18 |
221 | I always like getting Operating Room 54. | 1.4136 | 0.03559 | 324 | 217 | 80 | 27 |
222 | Nurse, turn off 'Another One Bites the Dust' and put on 'Stayin' Alive'. | 1.4136 | 0.04040 | 295 | 208 | 52 | 35 |
223 | Sigh. We've been losing a surprising number of patients to Saturday Night Fever. | 1.4135 | 0.03684 | 312 | 211 | 73 | 28 |
224 | It's an outbreak of the heebie-Bee Gees. | 1.4134 | 0.03920 | 283 | 193 | 63 | 27 |
225 | You better assist on this one. I have two left feet. | 1.4131 | 0.03806 | 259 | 169 | 73 | 17 |
226 | It's great, but now we have to finish before it drops at midnight." | 1.4130 | 0.03925 | 276 | 187 | 64 | 25 |
227 | We better close him up now before the ball drops | 1.4125 | 0.03761 | 303 | 206 | 69 | 28 |
228 | It's the only way to treat Saturday night fever. | 1.4121 | 0.03891 | 313 | 220 | 57 | 36 |
229 | In case he wakes up, I want him to think he's a dancing queen. | 1.4119 | 0.03660 | 318 | 216 | 73 | 29 |
230 | Either way, he'll think he's in heaven. | 1.4100 | 0.04119 | 261 | 180 | 55 | 26 |
231 | This wasn’t the light anesthetic I had in mind. | 1.4100 | 0.03898 | 261 | 174 | 67 | 20 |
232 | Doctor, you've got 12 1/2 minutes before it drops | 1.4095 | 0.03738 | 315 | 220 | 63 | 32 |
233 | It's rare that you see the soul leave the body like this. | 1.4094 | 0.03237 | 425 | 294 | 88 | 43 |
234 | We need to finish this surgery before the ball drops. | 1.4088 | 0.03975 | 274 | 188 | 60 | 26 |
235 | Oh-oh, It's the last dance. | 1.4086 | 0.03717 | 301 | 204 | 71 | 26 |
236 | Bill in purchasing is…new. | 1.4085 | 0.03776 | 284 | 191 | 70 | 23 |
237 | Finally, a little ambience. | 1.4080 | 0.03935 | 250 | 166 | 66 | 18 |
238 | Only the swankiest surgeons get past the velvet rope and into Surgery54. | 1.4077 | 0.03748 | 287 | 193 | 71 | 23 |
239 | Patient requested ‘Staying Alive’” | 1.4070 | 0.03694 | 344 | 243 | 62 | 39 |
240 | He seems to be running a Saturday Night Fever. | 1.4060 | 0.04024 | 266 | 183 | 58 | 25 |
241 | We charged it to his bill as a 'mood enhancer'. | 1.4058 | 0.03782 | 276 | 185 | 70 | 21 |
242 | I think we booked the wrong theater. | 1.4054 | 0.03789 | 296 | 203 | 66 | 27 |
243 | Well,I think playing 'Staying Alive' would be appropriate. | 1.4052 | 0.03870 | 306 | 215 | 58 | 33 |
244 | Hey, Doc. I think he has a herniated disco. Ha, never stops being funny! | 1.4051 | 0.03483 | 311 | 206 | 84 | 21 |
245 | What now? The anesthesiologist was turned away by the bouncer." | 1.4051 | 0.03870 | 274 | 186 | 65 | 23 |
246 | Nothing is more painful than a slipped disco. | 1.4049 | 0.03903 | 284 | 196 | 61 | 27 |
247 | Unfortunately, despite their best efforts, disco was dead. | 1.4048 | 0.03776 | 294 | 201 | 67 | 26 |
248 | It reminds me of anatomy class, disco here, datgo there. | 1.4045 | 0.04381 | 267 | 195 | 36 | 36 |
249 | Ah yes, this is why I always book Operating Room 54. | 1.4031 | 0.04037 | 258 | 177 | 58 | 23 |
250 | According to Gloria Gaynor, he will survive. | 1.4027 | 0.03935 | 293 | 206 | 56 | 31 |
251 | Let's get this bloody party started.” | 1.4026 | 0.03903 | 308 | 219 | 54 | 35 |
252 | We need to stop renting out the space for high school reunions | 1.4024 | 0.04306 | 251 | 178 | 45 | 28 |
253 | The new head of surgery insisted. He said, ‘That’s the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it.’ | 1.4021 | 0.03898 | 281 | 194 | 61 | 26 |
254 | I agree. It is a big improvement over that light at the end of a dark tunnel thing. | 1.4020 | 0.04003 | 306 | 221 | 47 | 38 |
255 | Stayin’ Alive? I asked for Lady Marmalade! | 1.4016 | 0.04140 | 249 | 172 | 54 | 23 |
256 | His fever started Saturday Night. | 1.4015 | 0.04191 | 269 | 192 | 46 | 31 |
257 | Okay, let's try it again from the top, but with more spirit on the 'stayin' alive' bit this time. | 1.4007 | 0.03687 | 282 | 191 | 70 | 21 |
258 | Oh oh oh oh…..stayin’ alive… | 1.4007 | 0.03742 | 287 | 195 | 69 | 23 |
259 | We only use this if there's a risk of Saturday night fever. | 1.4000 | 0.03971 | 280 | 196 | 56 | 28 |
260 | The lab results aren’t back yet, but I suspect Saturday Night Fever. | 1.4000 | 0.03642 | 335 | 235 | 66 | 34 |
261 | I thought the chart said Herniated Disco surgery today" | 1.4000 | 0.03701 | 295 | 201 | 70 | 24 |
262 | From ambulance to ambience--we do it all. | 1.4000 | 0.04204 | 250 | 175 | 50 | 25 |
263 | Play, "Smooth Operator" again, Siri. | 1.3986 | 0.04012 | 276 | 194 | 54 | 28 |
264 | Worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever. | 1.3982 | 0.03704 | 339 | 242 | 59 | 38 |
265 | Patient is in his early seventies. | 1.3978 | 0.03914 | 279 | 194 | 59 | 26 |
266 | Nurse, I'm going to need a rayon shirt and a pair of triple knit slacks. | 1.3969 | 0.03761 | 262 | 175 | 70 | 17 |
267 | '' Could we hear Stayin Alive a few more times" | 1.3965 | 0.03723 | 285 | 194 | 69 | 22 |
268 | Nothing like doing an operation on New Years eve | 1.3963 | 0.03684 | 270 | 180 | 73 | 17 |
269 | It was the patient’s request. Something about stayin’ alive. | 1.3962 | 0.04008 | 260 | 180 | 57 | 23 |
270 | Well, it is Saturday night, and he is running a fever. | 1.3956 | 0.03940 | 273 | 190 | 58 | 25 |
271 | All I'm saying is at least three of us are having fun during this colonoscopy. | 1.3953 | 0.03899 | 296 | 210 | 55 | 31 |
272 | Looks like we're gonna have to Hustle | 1.3949 | 0.03975 | 276 | 194 | 55 | 27 |
273 | If he doesn’t make it, it’s not going to reflect well on any of us. | 1.3941 | 0.03991 | 236 | 159 | 61 | 16 |
274 | I forgot how fun operating room 54 is. | 1.3939 | 0.04209 | 264 | 190 | 44 | 30 |
275 | Well, He's still Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive. | 1.3938 | 0.03980 | 259 | 179 | 58 | 22 |
276 | I always like to end with "Stairway to Heaven," just in case. | 1.3932 | 0.04236 | 234 | 163 | 50 | 21 |
277 | He also wants us to play "I Will Survive" during surgery. | 1.3931 | 0.03986 | 290 | 208 | 50 | 32 |
278 | This should get his heart beating. | 1.3927 | 0.03814 | 275 | 189 | 64 | 22 |
279 | Great, but let's get the heart into him, and then we can celebrate. | 1.3921 | 0.04001 | 227 | 152 | 61 | 14 |
280 | It must be a slipped disco. | 1.3920 | 0.04346 | 250 | 181 | 40 | 29 |
281 | Well, this certainly sheds new light on a standard procedure. | 1.3916 | 0.03934 | 263 | 182 | 59 | 22 |
282 | Time of death: 1972, apparently. | 1.3911 | 0.04021 | 248 | 171 | 57 | 20 |
283 | He was the life of the party. | 1.3898 | 0.03873 | 254 | 173 | 63 | 18 |
284 | In hindsight we should not all have tried the anesthesia. | 1.3896 | 0.04282 | 249 | 179 | 43 | 27 |
285 | This way we can add a cover charge. | 1.3891 | 0.04363 | 221 | 155 | 46 | 20 |
286 | Are you sure "Staying Alive" is the right music right now? | 1.3891 | 0.04072 | 257 | 181 | 52 | 24 |
287 | So that is what that switch does | 1.3883 | 0.03687 | 309 | 217 | 64 | 28 |
288 | Nothing in his chart mentioned disco fever. | 1.3881 | 0.03899 | 286 | 203 | 55 | 28 |
289 | Looks like a slipped disco. | 1.3878 | 0.04134 | 245 | 172 | 51 | 22 |
290 | I think he's got disco fever. | 1.3877 | 0.04323 | 227 | 160 | 46 | 21 |
291 | The anaesthesiologist used to be a DJ. | 1.3872 | 0.04085 | 235 | 162 | 55 | 18 |
292 | I only asked for a little more light in here… | 1.3871 | 0.04418 | 217 | 153 | 44 | 20 |
293 | The ambiance still feels off. Nurse, prep the smoke machine. | 1.3868 | 0.04289 | 212 | 146 | 50 | 16 |
294 | He’s a big hospital donor, just go with it. | 1.3855 | 0.03875 | 275 | 193 | 58 | 24 |
295 | His heart's stopped, but we've still got soul. | 1.3853 | 0.04205 | 218 | 150 | 52 | 16 |
296 | See, I believe death should be more of a celebration | 1.3852 | 0.04061 | 244 | 170 | 54 | 20 |
297 | It was his last dance … last dance. | 1.3852 | 0.03848 | 244 | 165 | 64 | 15 |
298 | I told him to prep the OR for a disc operation | 1.3846 | 0.04225 | 247 | 177 | 45 | 25 |
299 | This operating room always gives me the he be Bee Gees. | 1.3843 | 0.03936 | 255 | 177 | 58 | 20 |
300 | My professional diagnosis is a case of Saturday Night fever. | 1.3841 | 0.03641 | 289 | 199 | 69 | 21 |
301 | When I said we needed better lighting in here I guess I should have specified. | 1.3840 | 0.03698 | 263 | 178 | 69 | 16 |
302 | C'mon! It is Saturday night, and he does have a fever. | 1.3835 | 0.04209 | 266 | 195 | 40 | 31 |
303 | I told him he should party like there’s no tomorrow. | 1.3832 | 0.03917 | 274 | 194 | 55 | 25 |
304 | This could be his Last Dance | 1.3831 | 0.03715 | 295 | 207 | 63 | 25 |
305 | They said he has a herniated disco. | 1.3830 | 0.04254 | 235 | 167 | 46 | 22 |
306 | And that’s how we performed surgery in the ‘80s. | 1.3827 | 0.04193 | 243 | 173 | 47 | 23 |
307 | This is my first near dance experience. | 1.3821 | 0.03720 | 280 | 194 | 65 | 21 |
308 | If we can revive disco, I think we can revive anything. | 1.3820 | 0.04148 | 233 | 163 | 51 | 19 |
309 | They could have just given us the raise instead | 1.3820 | 0.04236 | 233 | 165 | 47 | 21 |
310 | It's mesmerizing, but I say we go back to anesthesia. | 1.3815 | 0.03851 | 270 | 189 | 59 | 22 |
311 | We're still waiting on the test results, but the doctor thinks it's probably Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3808 | 0.03645 | 323 | 231 | 61 | 31 |
312 | I’m not going to lose another patient to Disco Fever! | 1.3808 | 0.03777 | 281 | 197 | 61 | 23 |
313 | Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Stayin' Alive! | 1.3808 | 0.04116 | 239 | 168 | 51 | 20 |
314 | I’m afraid he has Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3806 | 0.03417 | 360 | 256 | 71 | 33 |
315 | Disco, is dead. We tried but it was too late. | 1.3802 | 0.04324 | 242 | 176 | 40 | 26 |
316 | Alright then, Let's operate like it's 1999. | 1.3801 | 0.04058 | 221 | 151 | 56 | 14 |
317 | What do you think the billing code for this is? | 1.3801 | 0.04352 | 221 | 157 | 44 | 20 |
318 | It was Dr Travolta's idea. | 1.3798 | 0.04546 | 208 | 149 | 39 | 20 |
319 | He’s got all his life to live. He’s got all his love to live. He will survive. | 1.3791 | 0.04499 | 211 | 151 | 40 | 20 |
320 | We'll have this patient up and dancing in no time. | 1.3790 | 0.03925 | 219 | 147 | 61 | 11 |
321 | He will survive. | 1.3789 | 0.04267 | 227 | 161 | 46 | 20 |
322 | It’s cutting edge technology in the fight against Dance Fever. | 1.3789 | 0.04128 | 227 | 158 | 52 | 17 |
323 | The arrhythmia's gonna get you. | 1.3785 | 0.04091 | 251 | 179 | 49 | 23 |
324 | Don't worry, his insurance covers this. | 1.3784 | 0.04288 | 222 | 157 | 46 | 19 |
325 | I knew he had disco fever. | 1.3782 | 0.03562 | 349 | 253 | 60 | 36 |
326 | This procedure is to correct a slipped disco. | 1.3779 | 0.03967 | 262 | 186 | 53 | 23 |
327 | Perhaps we can't rule out Disco Fever as the cause after all. | 1.3778 | 0.03847 | 270 | 190 | 58 | 22 |
328 | Because he's got a Night Fever, Night fever.. | 1.3775 | 0.04282 | 204 | 141 | 49 | 14 |
329 | He should be dancing, but he's barely staying alive. | 1.3774 | 0.04170 | 257 | 187 | 43 | 27 |
330 | DJ to OR 2 Stat | 1.3774 | 0.04530 | 212 | 153 | 38 | 21 |
331 | Okay, but no fog machine until we close him up. | 1.3767 | 0.04285 | 215 | 151 | 47 | 17 |
332 | I wanna dedicate this next incision to all the broken hearts out there… | 1.3765 | 0.04097 | 247 | 176 | 49 | 22 |
333 | He just can't boogie no more. | 1.3761 | 0.04243 | 218 | 153 | 48 | 17 |
334 | Hopefully this disco ball distracts from the fact my poorly drawn hands are incapable of performing surgery | 1.3756 | 0.04614 | 197 | 141 | 38 | 18 |
335 | Lets hurry before the ball drops and kills the patient. | 1.3756 | 0.04264 | 197 | 135 | 50 | 12 |
336 | And to think, I used to hate working New Year's Eve! | 1.3750 | 0.04015 | 232 | 161 | 55 | 16 |
337 | This will cure his Saturday night fever. | 1.3750 | 0.04152 | 232 | 164 | 49 | 19 |
338 | Patient's symptoms presented as Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3745 | 0.04069 | 235 | 165 | 52 | 18 |
339 | You think he’d crumble? You think he’d lay down and die? Oh, no, not he. He will survive. | 1.3729 | 0.04229 | 236 | 170 | 44 | 22 |
340 | Tell Joe in Maintenance we’re even. | 1.3728 | 0.04060 | 228 | 159 | 53 | 16 |
341 | Alexa,play Dancing Queen. | 1.3725 | 0.04602 | 204 | 148 | 36 | 20 |
342 | I thought it would help with his arrhythmia. | 1.3720 | 0.04095 | 250 | 180 | 47 | 23 |
343 | Could we change the song from Last Dance to Staying Alive | 1.3714 | 0.04235 | 245 | 179 | 41 | 25 |
344 | Hey, if we don’t spend this years budget, you know they’ll cut it next year! | 1.3714 | 0.04135 | 210 | 145 | 52 | 13 |
345 | The patient likes Staying Alive” | 1.3714 | 0.04074 | 245 | 175 | 49 | 21 |
346 | Before I sedated him, he kept trying to get down. | 1.3710 | 0.04292 | 221 | 158 | 44 | 19 |
347 | This reminds me: our next case is a slipped disco. | 1.3707 | 0.04314 | 205 | 144 | 46 | 15 |
348 | They don't call it operating room 54 for nothing. | 1.3704 | 0.04313 | 216 | 154 | 44 | 18 |
349 | Sometimes I wonder why we actually listen to the patient's wishes. | 1.3702 | 0.04152 | 235 | 168 | 47 | 20 |
350 | First ever surgical intervention for Saturday Night Fever. Patient reported to be Staying Alive. | 1.3702 | 0.04365 | 235 | 173 | 37 | 25 |
351 | Disco may be dead, but not this guy! | 1.3702 | 0.04018 | 235 | 165 | 53 | 17 |
352 | Now we get to bill them for aesthetics. | 1.3697 | 0.04384 | 211 | 151 | 42 | 18 |
353 | Turn the beat around, can-I-get-some suction! | 1.3694 | 0.03820 | 268 | 193 | 53 | 22 |
354 | Hand me the funky groove thing. | 1.3694 | 0.04324 | 222 | 160 | 42 | 20 |
355 | Play “Staying alive” I think it might help. | 1.3690 | 0.03990 | 252 | 180 | 51 | 21 |
356 | Another patient in his seventies. | 1.3689 | 0.03913 | 244 | 171 | 56 | 17 |
357 | It all began when he came down with a Saturday night fever. | 1.3688 | 0.03717 | 263 | 183 | 63 | 17 |
358 | If it works, it's medicine. | 1.3684 | 0.04088 | 209 | 144 | 53 | 12 |
359 | But this time, play 'Stayin' Alive' over the speakers instead of 'Another One Bites the Dust.' | 1.3682 | 0.04469 | 239 | 180 | 30 | 29 |
360 | I find playing disco hit "I Will Survive" puts my patience at ease. | 1.3680 | 0.04017 | 231 | 162 | 53 | 16 |
361 | Not the kind of beat we were hoping for. | 1.3679 | 0.04315 | 212 | 151 | 44 | 17 |
362 | OK, on three: stayin' alive, stayin' alive... | 1.3678 | 0.03756 | 242 | 166 | 63 | 13 |
363 | Experimental, yes, but promising. Patients are stayin' alive. | 1.3674 | 0.04117 | 215 | 150 | 51 | 14 |
364 | Another case of disco fever. | 1.3673 | 0.04327 | 196 | 137 | 46 | 13 |
365 | I’m okay with the ball, but I think playing “Staying Alive” on repeat is a bit much. | 1.3667 | 0.04236 | 210 | 148 | 47 | 15 |
366 | At least it’s minimally invasive | 1.3667 | 0.04127 | 210 | 146 | 51 | 13 |
367 | Dancing spleen, young and sweet, only seventeen… | 1.3654 | 0.04263 | 208 | 147 | 46 | 15 |
368 | This next song goes out to everyone with a broken heart. | 1.3650 | 0.03684 | 274 | 193 | 62 | 19 |
369 | It helps me turn the beat around. | 1.3645 | 0.04162 | 203 | 141 | 50 | 12 |
370 | It's disco fever. | 1.3644 | 0.04000 | 247 | 177 | 50 | 20 |
371 | Ha, ha, ha, ha, staying alive, staying alive. | 1.3641 | 0.04643 | 184 | 132 | 37 | 15 |
372 | This might make it hard to find the spotted liver | 1.3641 | 0.04239 | 217 | 155 | 45 | 17 |
373 | Playing 'Stayin Alive' on a loop really helps set the mood! | 1.3636 | 0.04136 | 209 | 146 | 50 | 13 |
374 | Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay un’ aliiiiiive. | 1.3636 | 0.04467 | 198 | 142 | 40 | 16 |
375 | Alexa, please stop playing ‘Last Dance.’ | 1.3628 | 0.03662 | 328 | 243 | 51 | 34 |
376 | Well, he made it to the New Year. | 1.3627 | 0.04487 | 193 | 138 | 40 | 15 |
377 | Failed TV Idea #267: Operating With The Stars | 1.3624 | 0.04322 | 218 | 158 | 41 | 19 |
378 | It's especially tricky operating on a man in his 70's | 1.3624 | 0.04273 | 218 | 157 | 43 | 18 |
379 | This is the new protocol for restless leg syndrome. | 1.3622 | 0.04319 | 196 | 138 | 45 | 13 |
380 | This is our last chance to cure his disco fever. | 1.3615 | 0.04240 | 213 | 152 | 45 | 16 |
381 | Dancing Spleen” | 1.3614 | 0.04229 | 202 | 142 | 47 | 13 |
382 | Yeah, they misunderstood when I asked which operating room was best equipped for disc surgery. | 1.3611 | 0.04146 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
383 | I hear his heart beat....and I feel like dancing. | 1.3610 | 0.04186 | 205 | 144 | 48 | 13 |
384 | The patient was diagnosed with dance fever. | 1.3605 | 0.04208 | 233 | 170 | 42 | 21 |
385 | This time the CPR crew went overboard with their "Staying Alive" routine... | 1.3604 | 0.04478 | 197 | 142 | 39 | 16 |
386 | I read his chart, he was diagnosed with Saturday night fever. | 1.3603 | 0.04116 | 247 | 181 | 43 | 23 |
387 | Is the goal not stayin’ alive? | 1.3600 | 0.04429 | 200 | 144 | 40 | 16 |
388 | Good thing I’m already on hallucinogens or I’d be really worried right now. | 1.3596 | 0.04400 | 178 | 124 | 44 | 10 |
389 | He won't be able to choose which light to go toward. | 1.3595 | 0.04093 | 242 | 176 | 45 | 21 |
390 | You're right - it was a herniated disco. | 1.3594 | 0.04677 | 192 | 141 | 33 | 18 |
391 | I wouldn't say my degree is from a party school but... | 1.3575 | 0.04373 | 207 | 150 | 40 | 17 |
392 | It sets a “Stayin’ Alive” theme, right? | 1.3571 | 0.04370 | 196 | 140 | 42 | 14 |
393 | At least disco’s not dead. | 1.3571 | 0.04723 | 168 | 120 | 36 | 12 |
394 | Even so, we still shouldn't be wearing roller skates. | 1.3571 | 0.04278 | 224 | 164 | 40 | 20 |
395 | And if he wakes up, we'll all start singing 'Staying Alive.' | 1.3571 | 0.04536 | 182 | 130 | 39 | 13 |
396 | Wow, this really IS a retro virus! | 1.3568 | 0.04608 | 199 | 147 | 33 | 19 |
397 | When he wakes up he'll think it's 1979. | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
398 | We only use it when we're operating on herniated discos | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
399 | We need a better balance between "having fun at work" and "having enough light to suture." | 1.3561 | 0.04235 | 205 | 146 | 45 | 14 |
400 | Okay, let's close this sucker up before they turn on the confetti machine. | 1.3551 | 0.04369 | 214 | 157 | 38 | 19 |
401 | Perfect ambiance for a vasectomy! | 1.3548 | 0.04899 | 186 | 140 | 26 | 20 |
402 | Who chose "Staying Alive"? | 1.3542 | 0.04110 | 240 | 176 | 43 | 21 |
403 | I think he might have Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3541 | 0.04284 | 209 | 151 | 42 | 16 |
404 | This is not what I meant when I asked for more light. | 1.3538 | 0.04499 | 195 | 142 | 37 | 16 |
405 | Let's hope this guy doesn't wind up as dead as disco. | 1.3535 | 0.04352 | 215 | 158 | 38 | 19 |
406 | His playlist is a loop of ‘Stayin’ Alive’ and ‘I Will Survive.’ | 1.3534 | 0.04121 | 232 | 169 | 44 | 19 |
407 | And why do you think think there is a leak in the anesthesia machine? | 1.3532 | 0.04346 | 201 | 145 | 41 | 15 |
408 | It's amazing what people swallow these days. | 1.3532 | 0.04158 | 218 | 157 | 45 | 16 |
409 | This first surgery is for all the lovers out there. | 1.3529 | 0.04314 | 221 | 163 | 38 | 20 |
410 | It's how we treat Saturday Night fever. | 1.3527 | 0.04179 | 241 | 179 | 39 | 23 |
411 | Maybe disco isn’t dead yet. | 1.3527 | 0.04088 | 207 | 146 | 49 | 12 |
412 | I said "prep the patient for DISC surgery"! | 1.3526 | 0.04458 | 190 | 137 | 39 | 14 |
413 | It seems this patient arranged for a feed of "Ah, ah, ah, ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive." | 1.3521 | 0.04064 | 213 | 151 | 49 | 13 |
414 | OR Room 54 has its perks | 1.3516 | 0.03881 | 219 | 155 | 52 | 12 |
415 | No, I said disco is dead. | 1.3511 | 0.04091 | 188 | 130 | 50 | 8 |
416 | It’s out of network, but it really sets a mood, doesn’t it? | 1.3508 | 0.04313 | 191 | 136 | 43 | 12 |
417 | Alright! This is my favourite part- everyone together- whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. | 1.3507 | 0.04355 | 211 | 155 | 38 | 18 |
418 | I said keep him alive - not Stayin’ Alive! | 1.3505 | 0.04569 | 194 | 143 | 34 | 17 |
419 | Nice to see all those donations didn’t go to waste. | 1.3505 | 0.04390 | 194 | 140 | 40 | 14 |
420 | I call it ‘Surgery Night Fever’ | 1.3503 | 0.04518 | 197 | 145 | 35 | 17 |
421 | Okay, Mr. Clark, let's see. Just how deep is your love? | 1.3502 | 0.04167 | 217 | 157 | 44 | 16 |
422 | The lighting is ok. It's the roller skates that are tricky. | 1.3500 | 0.04823 | 180 | 134 | 29 | 17 |
423 | Just as we suspected, he has Disco Fever. | 1.3500 | 0.04323 | 220 | 163 | 37 | 20 |
424 | We've had an outbreak of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3492 | 0.03962 | 252 | 185 | 46 | 21 |
425 | I thought "Staying Alive" was just for CPR. | 1.3487 | 0.03996 | 238 | 173 | 47 | 18 |
426 | No change in vital signs doctor! Should I spin it faster? | 1.3480 | 0.04292 | 204 | 148 | 41 | 15 |
427 | The operating theater was booked. | 1.3478 | 0.04303 | 207 | 151 | 40 | 16 |
428 | He's very committed to stayin' alive. | 1.3476 | 0.04144 | 233 | 172 | 41 | 20 |
429 | This may not help with his Saturday night fever | 1.3476 | 0.04369 | 187 | 134 | 41 | 12 |
430 | Look, if one of us gets the fever, that's one thing. If Mr. Yablonski here gets it, that's another. | 1.3474 | 0.04322 | 190 | 136 | 42 | 12 |
431 | Add $3500 for serenading disco bulb end of life care in hospital bill | 1.3472 | 0.04461 | 193 | 141 | 37 | 15 |
432 | Ummm, something other than 'Stayin' Alive' for our background music, please? | 1.3469 | 0.04121 | 245 | 183 | 39 | 23 |
433 | Stayin’ Alive, Duh! | 1.3468 | 0.04045 | 222 | 160 | 47 | 15 |
434 | That segue from ‘Stayin’ Alive’ to Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door’ was all wrong. | 1.3467 | 0.04365 | 199 | 145 | 39 | 15 |
435 | Alright count backwards from 5, 6, 7, 8... | 1.3466 | 0.04624 | 176 | 128 | 35 | 13 |
436 | Stayin’ Alive” is our mission statement | 1.3465 | 0.04161 | 228 | 168 | 41 | 19 |
437 | How else do you treat disco fever? | 1.3464 | 0.04500 | 179 | 129 | 38 | 12 |
438 | What we have here is a herniated disco. | 1.3462 | 0.03686 | 286 | 210 | 53 | 23 |
439 | At least he's stayin' alive. | 1.3460 | 0.04080 | 211 | 151 | 47 | 13 |
440 | I hate operating on Saturday nights | 1.3455 | 0.04491 | 191 | 140 | 36 | 15 |
441 | Dr. Oz swears by its Covid-killing efficacy. | 1.3455 | 0.04552 | 191 | 141 | 34 | 16 |
442 | He's in a better place now, with better music. | 1.3454 | 0.04381 | 194 | 141 | 39 | 14 |
443 | His files said "herniated disco." | 1.3454 | 0.04257 | 194 | 139 | 43 | 12 |
444 | Well, it certainly lightens the mood. | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
445 | You'll thank me when it glints off those surgical instruments you always leave inside. | 1.3448 | 0.04358 | 203 | 149 | 38 | 16 |
446 | Before we begin, let's remember our motto: Stayin' alive | 1.3447 | 0.04201 | 206 | 149 | 43 | 14 |
447 | All this technology, and the thing still won’t spin. | 1.3441 | 0.04312 | 186 | 133 | 42 | 11 |
448 | According to Wikipedia, a Louisville, Kentucky company known as Omega National Products claims to have made 90% of the disco balls used in the United States during the disco craze, and remains a supplier to this day. This guy, however, is dead. | 1.3441 | 0.05226 | 186 | 148 | 12 | 26 |
449 | Dr. Travolta installed it, and I just never got around to taking it down. | 1.3439 | 0.04459 | 189 | 138 | 37 | 14 |
450 | Provided that holds, Mr. Bodven is expected to make a full recovery. | 1.3438 | 0.04437 | 160 | 112 | 41 | 7 |
451 | This always happens when we play 'Stayin' Alive' during surgery. | 1.3438 | 0.04089 | 192 | 135 | 48 | 9 |
452 | It was more sanitary than the glitter. | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
453 | So much for Stayin alive. | 1.3433 | 0.04328 | 201 | 147 | 39 | 15 |
454 | Everybody requests 'Stayin' Alive'." | 1.3430 | 0.03624 | 277 | 201 | 57 | 19 |
455 | So far our patient is stayin' alive, stayin' alive." | 1.3429 | 0.04142 | 210 | 152 | 44 | 14 |
456 | Worst case of Saturday night fever I’ve ever treated. | 1.3426 | 0.04115 | 216 | 157 | 44 | 15 |
457 | "Ok, now let's crank up "I Will Survive." " | 1.3425 | 0.04076 | 219 | 159 | 45 | 15 |
458 | I wanted Mr. Travolta to feel comfortable. | 1.3424 | 0.04670 | 184 | 137 | 31 | 16 |
459 | his first symptom was Saturday night fever | 1.3420 | 0.04630 | 193 | 145 | 30 | 18 |
460 | Funky Town has some of the best Healthcare in the nation. | 1.3415 | 0.04772 | 164 | 120 | 32 | 12 |
461 | This hospital was fully remodeled in the '70s. | 1.3412 | 0.04126 | 211 | 153 | 44 | 14 |
462 | It’s not ideal for delicate surgical procedures, but on the other hand, he will survive, he will survive, hey, hey. | 1.3408 | 0.04122 | 223 | 164 | 42 | 17 |
463 | This is why I asked us all to wear rollerskates today. | 1.3408 | 0.04274 | 179 | 127 | 43 | 9 |
464 | This is not what I meant when I asked for better light. | 1.3405 | 0.04520 | 185 | 136 | 35 | 14 |
465 | CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE VISITOR NO. 1.000.000 | 1.3404 | 0.04595 | 188 | 140 | 32 | 16 |
466 | He insisted we play Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”. The disco ball was my idea. | 1.3396 | 0.04164 | 212 | 155 | 42 | 15 |
467 | Goodbye Party | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
468 | That’s a 1970s defibrillator. It can turn the beat around. | 1.3394 | 0.04825 | 165 | 122 | 30 | 13 |
469 | I suspect it's some sort of fever... | 1.3394 | 0.04425 | 165 | 117 | 40 | 8 |
470 | She ordered the largest breast implant size we got. Randy, go ahead and start lowering it in. | 1.3386 | 0.04512 | 189 | 140 | 34 | 15 |
471 | Did you forget to turn off the anesthesia again?” | 1.3385 | 0.04400 | 192 | 141 | 37 | 14 |
472 | stayin' alive, stayin' alive" Seriously | 1.3385 | 0.04472 | 195 | 145 | 34 | 16 |
473 | Loving the new "Stayin Alive" operating room. | 1.3385 | 0.04472 | 195 | 145 | 34 | 16 |
474 | Hopefully this will shut those insurance companies up about our cover charge. | 1.3383 | 0.04489 | 201 | 151 | 32 | 18 |
475 | I realize that he'll never know, but deep in my heart I find this to be quite disrespectful. | 1.3373 | 0.04739 | 169 | 125 | 31 | 13 |
476 | What happened to the chandellier? | 1.3372 | 0.04381 | 172 | 123 | 40 | 9 |
477 | How did that fit in his... | 1.3371 | 0.04553 | 175 | 128 | 35 | 12 |
478 | I get the disco music Doctor, but the lights are a little distracting. | 1.3371 | 0.04208 | 178 | 126 | 44 | 8 |
479 | Things haven't been the same since John Travolta became the hospital's CEO. | 1.3371 | 0.04638 | 178 | 132 | 32 | 14 |
480 | And just like that, his groove is back. | 1.3370 | 0.04235 | 181 | 129 | 43 | 9 |
481 | During these surgeries we play "Stayin' Alive" | 1.3369 | 0.04543 | 187 | 139 | 33 | 15 |
482 | This should help the patient focus on Stayin' Alive. | 1.3368 | 0.04301 | 190 | 138 | 40 | 12 |
483 | We need to wrap up. The club has the place evenings. | 1.3355 | 0.04868 | 155 | 114 | 30 | 11 |
484 | We’re going to need more anesthesia. | 1.3353 | 0.04861 | 170 | 128 | 27 | 15 |
485 | Her heart rate has a disco beat. | 1.3352 | 0.04531 | 176 | 129 | 35 | 12 |
486 | Why? Because, nurse, confetti would be unsterile. | 1.3352 | 0.04458 | 176 | 128 | 37 | 11 |
487 | We'll need to remove his entire discography. | 1.3352 | 0.04750 | 179 | 135 | 28 | 16 |
488 | Give him 10ccs of Donna Summer, stat! | 1.3352 | 0.04427 | 182 | 133 | 37 | 12 |
489 | If playing 'I Will Survive' doesn't bring him around, I say we go ahead with the surgery. | 1.3351 | 0.04058 | 188 | 133 | 47 | 8 |
490 | No, I t’s not that kind of fever. | 1.3350 | 0.04315 | 197 | 147 | 35 | 15 |
491 | Cue up “Staying Alive” | 1.3350 | 0.04168 | 203 | 148 | 42 | 13 |
492 | This is the worst case of disco fever I have ever seen. | 1.3333 | 0.04415 | 174 | 126 | 38 | 10 |
493 | Ooh, I love Disco Operation Night. | 1.3333 | 0.04634 | 162 | 118 | 34 | 10 |
494 | It was Mr. Travolta's request. | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 192 | 141 | 38 | 13 |
495 | Well, funding for the 'John Travolta Surgical Center' did have some strings attached" | 1.3333 | 0.04616 | 186 | 140 | 30 | 16 |
496 | Yes, I think "Stayin' Alive WOULD be a good choice to hear. | 1.3333 | 0.04706 | 174 | 130 | 30 | 14 |
497 | All together now, “Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.” | 1.3333 | 0.04845 | 174 | 132 | 26 | 16 |
498 | There's nothing more we can do. He has Disco Fever. | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
499 | Ah,Ah,Ah,he's Stayin' Alive. | 1.3333 | 0.04501 | 189 | 141 | 33 | 15 |
500 | Distracting? You think? Wait till the DJ shows up. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 162 | 122 | 26 | 14 |
501 | Herniated disco | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 204 | 148 | 44 | 12 |
502 | This is why we don’t let anesthesia pick the music. | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 168 | 125 | 30 | 13 |
503 | Ah-ah-ah-ah, stayin' ali-i-ive! | 1.3317 | 0.04359 | 205 | 154 | 34 | 17 |
504 | Management said it costs less to operate than surgical lamps. | 1.3317 | 0.04515 | 202 | 154 | 29 | 19 |
505 | Disco never dies even when the patient does | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
506 | Disco glitz therapy will hasten recovery of Mr. Travolta’s hip replacement. | 1.3316 | 0.04355 | 190 | 140 | 37 | 13 |
507 | It turns a colonoscopy into a festive occasion. | 1.3315 | 0.04366 | 181 | 132 | 38 | 11 |
508 | It is the only known procedure to cure Saturday night fever | 1.3315 | 0.04639 | 181 | 136 | 30 | 15 |
509 | I thought you said disk surgery. | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
510 | ‘This feels absurd. Are we acting out a caption contest?’ | 1.3314 | 0.04956 | 175 | 135 | 22 | 18 |
511 | That's the last time we ask you to change a light bulb. | 1.3314 | 0.04801 | 169 | 127 | 28 | 14 |
512 | This isn't what I meant when I said we need more beats per minute | 1.3313 | 0.04583 | 160 | 116 | 35 | 9 |
513 | Welcome to O.R. 54. | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
514 | Let's go with "Stayin' Alive." | 1.3304 | 0.04108 | 230 | 173 | 38 | 19 |
515 | This place hasn’t been updated since the ’70s. | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
516 | That's why we call it theatre over here. | 1.3298 | 0.04336 | 191 | 141 | 37 | 13 |
517 | Disk surgery, not Disco surgery! | 1.3298 | 0.04511 | 188 | 141 | 32 | 15 |
518 | Hey Siri: play ‘Staying Alive’ for us | 1.3298 | 0.04574 | 188 | 142 | 30 | 16 |
519 | Patient presents with herniated disco in lower back.” | 1.3297 | 0.04484 | 182 | 135 | 34 | 13 |
520 | It is Saturday Night and he does has a fever. | 1.3296 | 0.04176 | 179 | 128 | 43 | 8 |
521 | "The previous experimental attempt resulted in the death of a patient. Let's not drop the ball on this one. | 1.3295 | 0.04446 | 176 | 129 | 36 | 11 |
522 | It was Elon Musk's idea. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
523 | Ohhh you meant keep the temperature in the 70s | 1.3293 | 0.04609 | 167 | 123 | 33 | 11 |
524 | He has chronic Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3280 | 0.04553 | 189 | 143 | 30 | 16 |
525 | I always like working on Saturday night. | 1.3280 | 0.04478 | 186 | 139 | 33 | 14 |
526 | I said colonoscopy, not discoscopy. | 1.3280 | 0.04279 | 186 | 136 | 39 | 11 |
527 | I just love this part...... "Ah,ha,ha,ha,stayin' alive,stayin' alive" | 1.3280 | 0.04542 | 186 | 140 | 31 | 15 |
528 | I've never seen Disco Fever this severe. | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
529 | The after-party will be in Urology. | 1.3278 | 0.04583 | 180 | 135 | 31 | 14 |
530 | It helps the patient stay upbeat. | 1.3268 | 0.04621 | 153 | 111 | 34 | 8 |
531 | And then I was like, what if we just patch up our EXISTING defibrillator, and the chief was like, well, okay, but then what are we gonna do with the grant money, and I was like... | 1.3268 | 0.05314 | 153 | 119 | 18 | 16 |
532 | He insisted. We’re supposed to be fixing his Achy Breaky Heart. | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
533 | If this doesn't work, we'll try science again. | 1.3268 | 0.04979 | 153 | 115 | 26 | 12 |
534 | I thought it would make the room feel less sterile. | 1.3267 | 0.04339 | 202 | 152 | 34 | 16 |
535 | Alexa, play 'Stairway to Heaven' | 1.3266 | 0.04385 | 199 | 150 | 33 | 16 |
536 | We probably shouldn't have taken those shrooms right before surgery | 1.3264 | 0.04234 | 193 | 142 | 39 | 12 |
537 | This is not what I had in mind when I asked them to retrofit the OR. | 1.3264 | 0.04605 | 144 | 103 | 35 | 6 |
538 | His condition is complicated by disco fever. | 1.3263 | 0.04280 | 190 | 140 | 38 | 12 |
539 | Not another boomer in for a discoectomy. | 1.3261 | 0.04442 | 184 | 137 | 34 | 13 |
540 | Stand back, he's got Disco Fever. | 1.3260 | 0.04424 | 181 | 134 | 35 | 12 |
541 | We only have the room for five more minutes then they need to finish decorating for the prom | 1.3258 | 0.04751 | 178 | 136 | 26 | 16 |
542 | Looks like we hit the deductible | 1.3257 | 0.04671 | 175 | 132 | 29 | 14 |
543 | Well...it's as good as a magic 8 ball for surgery technique. | 1.3256 | 0.04583 | 172 | 128 | 32 | 12 |
544 | Not gonna lie, I'm a little distracted by that... | 1.3247 | 0.04087 | 194 | 143 | 40 | 11 |
545 | We tried our best, but now he's roller skating to the light. | 1.3247 | 0.04695 | 194 | 151 | 23 | 20 |
546 | Worst case of Saturday night fever I've ever seen. | 1.3246 | 0.04325 | 191 | 142 | 36 | 13 |
547 | Not sure what I think of this new protocol of playing "Staying Alive" during surgeries. | 1.3243 | 0.04421 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
548 | He has hepatitis Bee Gee. | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
549 | This should help bring down his disco fever. | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
550 | When you said you booked an 'operating theater' I didn't expect Studio 54. | 1.3240 | 0.04311 | 179 | 131 | 38 | 10 |
551 | wait, insurance covers this but not the anesthesia? | 1.3239 | 0.05433 | 142 | 110 | 18 | 14 |
552 | Maybe that’s the light they all see at the end of the tunnel. | 1.3239 | 0.04578 | 176 | 132 | 31 | 13 |
553 | ya think, they sent the wrong lamp? | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
554 | I’m getting pretty tired of hearing “Staying Alive” every time I operate. | 1.3228 | 0.05021 | 158 | 121 | 23 | 14 |
555 | I still have my doubts that surgery is the best treatment for Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3228 | 0.04480 | 189 | 143 | 31 | 15 |
556 | Once I was afraid, I was petrified... | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
557 | It's Saturday already? | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
558 | His insurance has a ballroom experience clause. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
559 | Ironically enough, Stayin' Alive was his favorite song. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
560 | I found that it gets patients moving on their feet a lot sooner! | 1.3216 | 0.04282 | 171 | 124 | 39 | 8 |
561 | The patient seems to be spiking a Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3214 | 0.04649 | 168 | 126 | 30 | 12 |
562 | Disco's dead. So is the patient. | 1.3214 | 0.04572 | 168 | 125 | 32 | 11 |
563 | The special lighting is not covered under his insurance. | 1.3210 | 0.04687 | 162 | 121 | 30 | 11 |
564 | In med school they called me the dancing queen. | 1.3210 | 0.04605 | 162 | 120 | 32 | 10 |
565 | Ah,ha,ha,ha,staying alive,staying alive. | 1.3208 | 0.04578 | 159 | 117 | 33 | 9 |
566 | It channels the Grateful Dead,just in case | 1.3208 | 0.04578 | 159 | 117 | 33 | 9 |
567 | All together now: "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ..." | 1.3208 | 0.04017 | 212 | 157 | 42 | 13 |
568 | This was the only overhead light they had left. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
569 | Surgery takes a Village, People. | 1.3202 | 0.04318 | 178 | 131 | 37 | 10 |
570 | I'm afraid that he has a Saturday night fever | 1.3197 | 0.05015 | 147 | 111 | 25 | 11 |
571 | It all started with Saturday Night fever | 1.3196 | 0.03873 | 219 | 161 | 46 | 12 |
572 | It's for only the most severe cases of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3194 | 0.05275 | 144 | 111 | 20 | 13 |
573 | Now THAT puts the ‘theater’ back into “operating theater’’! | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
574 | I don't think his HMO will cover this. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
575 | Alexa, play Stayin’ Alive from Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
576 | In Orthopedics they called me Disc-go Doc | 1.3188 | 0.04287 | 160 | 115 | 39 | 6 |
577 | The anesthesia's wearing off. We need to hustle. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
578 | Well, I suppose it’s a step up from the fluorescent lighting. | 1.3182 | 0.04671 | 154 | 114 | 31 | 9 |
579 | Jackpot! The ‘out-of-network’ ball is flashing… | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
580 | This will get the beat going again | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
581 | Boaty McBoatface. | 1.3172 | 0.04890 | 186 | 148 | 17 | 21 |
582 | Ah, ah, ah, ah, keep him alive; keep him alive… | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
583 | Pre-op said he was in his sixties not the sixties | 1.3168 | 0.04529 | 161 | 119 | 33 | 9 |
584 | It’s Saturday night and he has a fever. Our job is to keep him staying alive. | 1.3166 | 0.04000 | 199 | 146 | 43 | 10 |
585 | One time the string broke. | 1.3165 | 0.04673 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
586 | And they said Disco was dead! | 1.3165 | 0.04673 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
587 | I think we can panic now. | 1.3165 | 0.05007 | 158 | 122 | 22 | 14 |
588 | I thought we were supposed to do chest compressions to the beat of Stayin' Alive. | 1.3164 | 0.04543 | 177 | 134 | 30 | 13 |
589 | I know CPR is to the rhythm of “Staying Alive” but this is taking it too far | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
590 | I don't think his insurance covers that. | 1.3161 | 0.04375 | 174 | 129 | 35 | 10 |
591 | There's an 80 percent chance he'll see his 70's. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
592 | He checked in Saturday night with a fever. | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
593 | OK, so we're looking for something like this, only smaller. | 1.3158 | 0.04977 | 152 | 116 | 24 | 12 |
594 | The disco fever is really starting to spread. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
595 | Well, he does have a beat you can dance to. | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
596 | That explains the cover charge but a two-drink minimum seems a bit much. | 1.3152 | 0.04614 | 165 | 124 | 30 | 11 |
597 | Okay, let's get this party started. | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
598 | Congratulations! You have completed the 100th incident-free surgery! | 1.3151 | 0.05302 | 146 | 114 | 18 | 14 |
599 | It should vanish once we remove his groove thang. | 1.3147 | 0.05197 | 143 | 110 | 21 | 12 |
600 | Everybody Dance Now! | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
601 | Disco is on life support. | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
602 | It really helps the heartbeat. | 1.3137 | 0.05034 | 153 | 118 | 22 | 13 |
603 | I told you it was just a Saturday night fever…! | 1.3136 | 0.04612 | 169 | 128 | 29 | 12 |
604 | I told him there’d be side effects. | 1.3133 | 0.04451 | 150 | 109 | 35 | 6 |
605 | All set for the disco-nectomy. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
606 | Thank god for alternative medicine. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
607 | Stayin' Alive" gives me a goal. | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
608 | ?Woo woo woo woo. Staying Alive! Staying Alive!? | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
609 | Welcome to another episode of ‘So You Think You Can Operate!’ | 1.3129 | 0.04886 | 163 | 126 | 23 | 14 |
610 | This is the worst case of Saturday Night Fever that I've ever seen. | 1.3128 | 0.04174 | 195 | 146 | 37 | 12 |
611 | Hey Alexa, play Stayin' Alive by Bee Gees | 1.3125 | 0.04552 | 176 | 134 | 29 | 13 |
612 | Ah,ah,ah,ah,stayin alive, stayin alive. | 1.3125 | 0.04872 | 160 | 123 | 24 | 13 |
613 | If Medicare covers it, why not? | 1.3125 | 0.04872 | 160 | 123 | 24 | 13 |
614 | Scalpel. Forceps. Mood music. Clamp. | 1.3125 | 0.04566 | 144 | 105 | 33 | 6 |
615 | Aren't you mildly concerned that he might contract disco fever? | 1.3125 | 0.04459 | 144 | 104 | 35 | 5 |
616 | Yep, my diagnosis was correct. He had a Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3121 | 0.04458 | 173 | 130 | 32 | 11 |
617 | This new addition takes the term operating theatre to a whole new level. | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
618 | Then, when we play 'I Will Survive' it really lowers the patient's stress level. | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
619 | Let’s give her the prom night she deserves. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
620 | Now cue “Stayin’ Alive“ | 1.3121 | 0.04841 | 141 | 105 | 28 | 8 |
621 | What was wrong with just counting backwards from ten? | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
622 | I said I need something for the herniated disc, not disco... | 1.3117 | 0.05006 | 154 | 119 | 22 | 13 |
623 | Alexa, what should we do now? | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
624 | He pulled through! 2023 is going to be his year! | 1.3116 | 0.04691 | 138 | 101 | 31 | 6 |
625 | It's the latest treatment for cardiac arrhythmia. | 1.3114 | 0.04487 | 167 | 125 | 32 | 10 |
626 | He asked to go all-in on Stayin' Alive. | 1.3113 | 0.04426 | 151 | 110 | 35 | 6 |
627 | It’s only supposed to come down after a successful c-section. | 1.3113 | 0.04426 | 151 | 110 | 35 | 6 |
628 | The disco ball is great, but I'm still getting used to the roller skates. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
629 | He danced his heart out | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
630 | This is certainly less disruptive than the confetti you brought last week. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
631 | Nothing makes people want to stay alive more than disco. | 1.3103 | 0.04511 | 174 | 132 | 30 | 12 |
632 | We're supposed to be doing disk surgery, not disco surgery. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
633 | It's a Disco Infusion! | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
634 | I thought we'd play "Stayin' Alive" non-stop during our riskier surgeries. | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
635 | He’s got a bad case of Saturday night fever. This should help his stayin’ alive. | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
636 | At least if we have to do chest compressions we’ll have a beat. | 1.3099 | 0.04565 | 171 | 130 | 29 | 12 |
637 | He has either the rockin' pneumonia or the boogy-woogy flu..." | 1.3097 | 0.04892 | 155 | 119 | 24 | 12 |
638 | Cue the Stayin’ Alive sound track! | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
639 | Blame it on the Boogie. | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
640 | Where dis go? | 1.3092 | 0.05381 | 152 | 122 | 13 | 17 |
641 | It's standard lighting with a diagnosis of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3089 | 0.03955 | 191 | 140 | 43 | 8 |
642 | It's more sanitary than glitter. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
643 | He’s gone but disco is back! | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
644 | Time of death, 1979. | 1.3083 | 0.05356 | 133 | 103 | 19 | 11 |
645 | He's fading fast...so let's hustle. | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
646 | We're maximizing the hospital experience for greater client retention. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
647 | Mind if I cut in? | 1.3077 | 0.04603 | 156 | 117 | 30 | 9 |
648 | This does shed a new light on his condition | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
649 | Don’t tell me - supply chain? | 1.3072 | 0.04663 | 153 | 115 | 29 | 9 |
650 | No, the government paid for it. It’s called Medicare For Ball. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
651 | Our patient may be a little too optimistic that he'll be able do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight. | 1.3067 | 0.04793 | 163 | 126 | 24 | 13 |
652 | It's just as I suspected. He has Disco Fever. | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
653 | Well... Let's get down to it. | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
654 | It's synched to the EKG. When it stops spinning, we have a problem. | 1.3066 | 0.05238 | 137 | 106 | 20 | 11 |
655 | When they said he likes to party, they were not kidding. | 1.3064 | 0.04519 | 173 | 132 | 29 | 12 |
656 | We’ve got a code 54. | 1.3061 | 0.05073 | 147 | 114 | 21 | 12 |
657 | OK, I’m in the mood now. Scalpel. | 1.3060 | 0.04413 | 183 | 140 | 30 | 13 |
658 | It appears to be an acute case of "Boogie Fever." | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
659 | I love operating on Saturday night! | 1.3054 | 0.04783 | 167 | 130 | 23 | 14 |
660 | I say, we're ready to start this herniated disco surgery. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
661 | I thought Medicare only paid for wind chimes. | 1.3052 | 0.04904 | 154 | 119 | 23 | 12 |
662 | It's a new treatment for Saturday Light Fever" | 1.3046 | 0.04570 | 174 | 134 | 27 | 13 |
663 | All right, closing time! | 1.3043 | 0.05205 | 138 | 107 | 20 | 11 |
664 | There's something about the word 'theater' they didn't get | 1.3043 | 0.04392 | 184 | 141 | 30 | 13 |
665 | I clearly said we will be doing a disk operation, not disco. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
666 | We’ve got to open him back up. I JUST had the remote that makes it spin and now I can’t find it. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
667 | I told HR we’d do some spinal “DISC” work today, not “disco.” | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
668 | It's the treatment for Saturday night fever. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
669 | I said let’s test for signs of stroke, not strobe! | 1.3039 | 0.04372 | 181 | 138 | 31 | 12 |
670 | Has he been screened for boogie fever? | 1.3038 | 0.04811 | 158 | 122 | 24 | 12 |
671 | At last - he will survive! | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
672 | Certainly puts an different light on things, doesn’t it? | 1.3036 | 0.04528 | 168 | 128 | 29 | 11 |
673 | Looks like Saturday night fever. | 1.3034 | 0.04925 | 145 | 111 | 24 | 10 |
674 | To think we used to do this under fluorescent lights. | 1.3034 | 0.04494 | 178 | 137 | 28 | 13 |
675 | Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. | 1.3032 | 0.04701 | 155 | 118 | 27 | 10 |
676 | Do you really think “Stayin’ Alive” is appropriate? | 1.3032 | 0.04961 | 155 | 121 | 21 | 13 |
677 | And yet they all say they saw a tunnel | 1.3030 | 0.04663 | 165 | 127 | 26 | 12 |
678 | I don’t think we should celebrate just yet. | 1.3026 | 0.04382 | 152 | 112 | 34 | 6 |
679 | It's Saturday night. The patient has a fever. It just seemed right. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
680 | This damn hospital hasn’t been renovated since the 70’s. | 1.3025 | 0.04723 | 162 | 125 | 25 | 12 |
681 | He must have the ABBA insurance plan. | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
682 | These beats are sick.” | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
683 | You said you needed more light. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
684 | I don't care what you think I said. I asked that the patient be prepped for "disc" surgery!" | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
685 | He has really good insurance. | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
686 | Time of death, midnight, January 1st. | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
687 | Another one gone to the Big Dance | 1.3019 | 0.04785 | 159 | 123 | 24 | 12 |
688 | I thought it'd help him with stayin' alive. | 1.3015 | 0.04152 | 199 | 152 | 34 | 13 |
689 | At a time like this, it is always good to reflect awhile | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
690 | Our theme song is "Stayin' Alive." | 1.3012 | 0.04396 | 166 | 125 | 32 | 9 |
691 | I don't mind the lights, it's the music I can't stand. | 1.3007 | 0.05001 | 153 | 120 | 20 | 13 |
692 | The operation was a success! He's stayin' alive, stayin' alive." | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
693 | Do NOT go into the light! | 1.3006 | 0.04449 | 163 | 123 | 31 | 9 |
694 | I thought it went with the whole 'Stayin' Alive' theme. | 1.3006 | 0.04698 | 163 | 126 | 25 | 12 |
695 | This should help us hustle through our cases today. | 1.3006 | 0.04449 | 163 | 123 | 31 | 9 |
696 | It’s a miracle he’s stayin’ alive, it’s a clear case of Saturday night fever. | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
697 | This was state-of-the-art when I was in med school in the '70s. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
698 | He said disco music always got his heart pumping. | 1.3000 | 0.04162 | 180 | 135 | 36 | 9 |
699 | It’s opening night. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
700 | Make sure his heart rate has synchronized to the disco beat. | 1.3000 | 0.05139 | 140 | 109 | 20 | 11 |
701 | Hey, the one holding the scalpel is the one who picks the music, so I'm sticking with ‘Stayin’ Alive’. | 1.3000 | 0.04840 | 160 | 125 | 22 | 13 |
702 | Did anyone think to sterilize the disco ball? | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
703 | It’s a very severe case of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
704 | Wait, did you just see a mirror fall off? | 1.3000 | 0.05422 | 130 | 102 | 17 | 11 |
705 | We only use it when we get a really bad case of disco fever. | 1.2995 | 0.03912 | 187 | 138 | 42 | 7 |
706 | We tbink this will help boost our Yelp rating | 1.2993 | 0.04467 | 147 | 109 | 32 | 6 |
707 | I've gotten used to the reflections, but the roller skates are killing me. | 1.2993 | 0.04867 | 147 | 115 | 21 | 11 |
708 | This one's a 'hipness' replacement. | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
709 | It's a new variant, discovid. | 1.2987 | 0.04799 | 154 | 119 | 24 | 11 |
710 | It’s not so bad. Yesterday we had a piñata. | 1.2986 | 0.04935 | 144 | 111 | 23 | 10 |
711 | I didn't think we'd hit our 10,000th patient so soon. | 1.2986 | 0.04525 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
712 | I call it "herniated disco!" | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
713 | Cool idea, Doc. Kinda reminds us that life is short and precarious and having fun is important. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
714 | The patient wanted to make sure he was "Staying' Alive" | 1.2982 | 0.04535 | 171 | 132 | 27 | 12 |
715 | Let's hope, after this tricky surgery's over, that he's - boom boom boom boom - staying alive! | 1.2981 | 0.04732 | 161 | 125 | 24 | 12 |
716 | Happy 100th colonoscopy, Dr. Warner. | 1.2977 | 0.05163 | 131 | 101 | 21 | 9 |
717 | He said he was committed to Staying Alive… | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
718 | Wrong drugs! | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
719 | Disco was right, "I Will Survive." | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
720 | I operate best to the beat of “Stayin’ Alive” | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
721 | I agreed to the music choice but not to the period prop. | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
722 | Worst case I ever saw, a herniated disco. | 1.2971 | 0.04385 | 175 | 134 | 30 | 11 |
723 | He’s running a very high Saturday night fever! | 1.2967 | 0.04267 | 182 | 139 | 32 | 11 |
724 | It's a damn shame that the patients are never awake to appreciate the vibe we have going on here. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
725 | It stopped spinning. Call the time. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
726 | Synthesizer, stat. | 1.2963 | 0.04624 | 162 | 125 | 26 | 11 |
727 | Really? BeeGees "Stayin Alive" in the music rotation again? | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
728 | Okay, then you tell me how to treat boogie fever! | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
729 | I thought the Death Star would be bigger. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
730 | I'm still not convinced surgery is the best treatment for Saturday night fever | 1.2961 | 0.04925 | 152 | 119 | 21 | 12 |
731 | Money is tight! They use this room for proms also. | 1.2961 | 0.04261 | 152 | 112 | 35 | 5 |
732 | Do I look fat in that mirror? | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
733 | Disc repair... not disco flair! | 1.2958 | 0.04557 | 142 | 106 | 30 | 6 |
734 | Let's get this party started. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
735 | The Beat Goes On, Stayin' Alive or I Will Survive? | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
736 | We could do the world a favor and remove Mr. Trump's respirator while we're removing his gall bladder. | 1.2955 | 0.04856 | 176 | 142 | 16 | 18 |
737 | Yes, This IS how we treat Disco Fever | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
738 | So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
739 | Once we’ve entered the peritoneal cavity and cauterized the bleeders, we’ll boogie oogie oogie ‘til we just can't boogie no more. | 1.2951 | 0.05544 | 122 | 96 | 16 | 10 |
740 | They really think it is going to be a party after a vasectomy don't they. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
741 | Do you think he sees the light? | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
742 | The patient's unresponsive! Get me a bigger disco ball ... and hustle! | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
743 | The patient requested disco vibe but I don’t know if his insurance will cover it. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
744 | He really shouldn't have danced all night. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
745 | He clearly is staying alive. | 1.2941 | 0.04307 | 170 | 129 | 32 | 9 |
746 | Okay, who's the joker who decided to pipe in "Stayin' Alive"? | 1.2937 | 0.05642 | 126 | 101 | 13 | 12 |
747 | He asked us to correct his two left feet — and it's an emergency. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
748 | New Year’s Eve is special in the OR, at least until the ball drops. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
749 | Hey, guess what I just heard? Joe in Purchasing used to work at Studio 54! | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
750 | Congrats! You’re the 100th appendicitis patient this month. | 1.2932 | 0.05313 | 133 | 105 | 17 | 11 |
751 | I think this patient has Saturday night fever! | 1.2930 | 0.04631 | 157 | 121 | 26 | 10 |
752 | Cue “I Will Survive”. It helps calm my nerves. | 1.2930 | 0.04718 | 157 | 122 | 24 | 11 |
753 | My therapist said to not take life so seriously. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
754 | It's useless for surgery, but it creates a nice ambiance. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
755 | Isn’t his disco on the other side? | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
756 | Let’s not dance around the diagnosis Dr. Travolta. | 1.2914 | 0.04936 | 151 | 119 | 20 | 12 |
757 | It’s cued up to “Stayin’ Alive”. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
758 | The CEO made three million in bonuses this year, but the lighting in this OR hasn’t been updated since 1979. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
759 | That explains the fever. | 1.2913 | 0.06267 | 103 | 83 | 10 | 10 |
760 | It's herniated disco day. | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
761 | It’s standard procedure for Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2908 | 0.03976 | 196 | 149 | 37 | 10 |
762 | Ah, ha, ha, ha, let's keep 'im alive, keep 'im alive. | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
763 | It’s not the disco ball I mind so much – it’s the roller skates. | 1.2908 | 0.05185 | 141 | 112 | 17 | 12 |
764 | I couldn’t resist the free shipping. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
765 | This might be the worst case of Saturday night fever I’ve ever seen. | 1.2903 | 0.04841 | 155 | 122 | 21 | 12 |
766 | It's an early sign of boogie fever. | 1.2903 | 0.04841 | 155 | 122 | 21 | 12 |
767 | Disco here...disco there. | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
768 | This should lighten the mood | 1.2901 | 0.04350 | 162 | 123 | 31 | 8 |
769 | They say you should celebrate your failures along with your successes | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
770 | Let’s cut where the light stops and I say now. | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
771 | Sometimes you don’t wake up from a disco nap. | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
772 | You brought Disco back from the dead! | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
773 | We are going to need some Donna Summer, STAT. | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
774 | Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive, ah ah ah ah, Stayin’ Alive. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
775 | Mr. Liberace insisted on this before signing the consent form. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
776 | It makes the bacteria look so much prettier, doesn't it? | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
777 | Who knows if it’s medically necessary, but I get a huge kickback every time we use it. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
778 | I guess that's it for Stayin' Alive | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
779 | While it seems counterintuitive, there's no other way to treat Saturday night fever. | 1.2886 | 0.04883 | 149 | 117 | 21 | 11 |
780 | And now we'll make a dozen small incisions with our disco laser. | 1.2883 | 0.04582 | 163 | 127 | 25 | 11 |
781 | Seemed appropriate for this patient’s Saturday night fever. | 1.2883 | 0.04414 | 163 | 125 | 29 | 9 |
782 | Supply chain issue. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
783 | See, Marc? It’s almost like you’re not missing your son’s Bar Mitzvah after all. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
784 | Last dance? | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
785 | Alexa, play Stayin’ Alive. Stat. | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
786 | Alright team, let’s help Stella get her groove back. | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
787 | I think that I like direct lighting better. | 1.2874 | 0.04142 | 174 | 132 | 34 | 8 |
788 | Today's theme is "Stayin' Alive" | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
789 | I don't understand ! His chart shows an appendectomy, but clearly this is a case of a slipped disco. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
790 | I suppose you’re right. It’s fun, but I can’t see a thing. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
791 | I said ‘pass the lance’, not ‘Last Dance’! | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
792 | Uh oh. Patient has a Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
793 | The cash register seems to be malfunctioning. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
794 | Strangest. Prom. Ever. | 1.2865 | 0.04268 | 171 | 131 | 31 | 9 |
795 | It was on sale. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
796 | Pass me the scalpel, his blood pressure is in the 80s | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
797 | If disco isn't dead, maybe this guy isn't either. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
798 | Queue up ‘Stayin Alive’ | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
799 | Play Stayin Alive, stat! | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
800 | Keep him alive,keep him alive. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
801 | Quick. Get me Taylor Swift's Mirrorball. Stat. | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
802 | Oh, good. He will survive. | 1.2857 | 0.04922 | 147 | 116 | 20 | 11 |
803 | He will survive, hey hey | 1.2848 | 0.04451 | 165 | 128 | 27 | 10 |
804 | I want that ball removed immediately -- no, I didn't mean you, Mr. Filby." | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
805 | Sponge…scalpel…roller skates… | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
806 | The first symptom was a Saturday night fever. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
807 | From what I've read, it was quite cutting-edge back in the seventies. | 1.2846 | 0.05149 | 130 | 102 | 19 | 9 |
808 | No, no, no not 'Last Dance', play 'Stayin' Alive', or 'I will survive'. | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
809 | It's the 'Discovid' variant. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
810 | Five cc’s of glitter, stat! | 1.2845 | 0.04550 | 116 | 85 | 29 | 2 |
811 | This good luck charm should help us help him in...ah ha ha ha...stayin' alive...stayin' alive. | 1.2838 | 0.04893 | 148 | 117 | 20 | 11 |
812 | I’m proud to announce we’ve reach a compromise with Medicare | 1.2838 | 0.04398 | 148 | 112 | 30 | 6 |
813 | Could you pass me the scalpel, forceps, and microphone? | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
814 | I interned in Las Vegas. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
815 | Staying alive sounds like a good choice for this one. | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
816 | I know it’s odd, but the patient said he was REALLY into “Stayin’ Alive.” | 1.2829 | 0.04976 | 152 | 122 | 17 | 13 |
817 | Its a little early to celebrate. | 1.2829 | 0.04613 | 152 | 118 | 25 | 9 |
818 | Apparently, an operating theater just isn't enough anymore. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
819 | Just as I suspected. He has dance fever. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
820 | I said anesthesia, not nostalgia | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
821 | At first I was afraid, but this means he will survive. | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
822 | Stayin' Alive"? Works for me | 1.2824 | 0.04504 | 131 | 98 | 29 | 4 |
823 | You think this surgery will be difficult? Do you know how long it took me to hang this? | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
824 | And THIS is how the hospital used its stimulus check? | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
825 | Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive, ooh ooh ooh ooo | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
826 | Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah-ah-ah-ah, stayin' alive, stayin'-alive... | 1.2821 | 0.04342 | 156 | 119 | 30 | 7 |
827 | I haven't lost a patient to disco fever yet. | 1.2819 | 0.04673 | 149 | 116 | 24 | 9 |
828 | You know...supply chain issues | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
829 | Ah ah ah staying alive | 1.2817 | 0.04934 | 142 | 112 | 20 | 10 |
830 | He may die, but the party never will | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
831 | Just goes to show disco isn't dead - although I can't say the same for the patient | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
832 | Yep, it’s definitely disco fever. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
833 | Vitals aren’t good, Doc. He’s about to board the Soul Train. | 1.2812 | 0.04359 | 160 | 123 | 29 | 8 |
834 | We need to get this man to the YMCA. | 1.2810 | 0.05533 | 121 | 97 | 14 | 10 |
835 | Saturni nocte febrem | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
836 | So if I use it for work, I can write it off as a business expense | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
837 | Disco is dead Bob, and now so is the patient | 1.2808 | 0.04835 | 146 | 115 | 21 | 10 |
838 | Jeez, it was just an appendectomy, | 1.2808 | 0.04736 | 146 | 114 | 23 | 9 |
839 | If we're going to play 'Staying Alive' in the O.R. we might as well go all out | 1.2808 | 0.04736 | 146 | 114 | 23 | 9 |
840 | This hospital was previously a discotheque | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
841 | I got the idea when he came in with a fever on Saturday night. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
842 | This procedure promises to offer a ground-breaking treatment for Saturday night fever. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
843 | What do you think of my solution for physician burnout? | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
844 | Forget the chandelier, where is the anesthesiologist? | 1.2805 | 0.04622 | 164 | 130 | 22 | 12 |
845 | The patient appears to be experiencing a Saturday night fever. | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
846 | You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
847 | Ah ah ah ah, Stayin’ alive! Stayin’ alive! | 1.2797 | 0.04903 | 143 | 113 | 20 | 10 |
848 | We may be able to cure his Saturday Night Fever | 1.2797 | 0.04801 | 143 | 112 | 22 | 9 |
849 | You said to bring a more positive bedside manner. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
850 | How deep is your glove, how deep is your glove... | 1.2797 | 0.05501 | 118 | 94 | 15 | 9 |
851 | He's running a bad Saturday night fever. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
852 | After hours, this place is sick. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
853 | I'm not sure I'd call this modern medicine. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
854 | Alexa, turn disco ball off! | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
855 | 120 beats per minute. A bit fast, don’t you think? | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
856 | Not sure we should wait for the beat to drop here. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
857 | Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And he’s stayin' alive, stayin' alive | 1.2792 | 0.05004 | 154 | 125 | 15 | 14 |
858 | That's our slipped disco ball. | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
859 | This isn't even the strangest thing I've removed from a patient. | 1.2791 | 0.05159 | 129 | 102 | 18 | 9 |
860 | I didn't like it at first, but it really helps with the pacing. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
861 | Sing with me! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alive! | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
862 | I don't think this is the answer to low morale. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
863 | He's stable but I'm concerned about this fever. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
864 | Looks like he has a case of dance fever. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
865 | Welcome to the Operating Room at Studio 54. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
866 | Corporate cut our ambulance budget and invested in ambiance instead. | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
867 | Now this is how you operate! | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
868 | At least disco is alive and well. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
869 | How deep is your glove, Bob? | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
870 | What is this hospital's budget? | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
871 | Mirrors, mirrors, on the ball... who is the greatest surgeon of all? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
872 | He won "Dancing With The Stars" . | 1.2778 | 0.04233 | 144 | 108 | 32 | 4 |
873 | Doctor, I think it's Last Call. | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
874 | Dang autocorrect. I said Disc Scalpel. | 1.2778 | 0.04772 | 144 | 113 | 22 | 9 |
875 | Now turn on “I Will Survive.” | 1.2775 | 0.04143 | 191 | 150 | 29 | 12 |
876 | The patient requested it. He said The Bee Gees always brought him good luck. | 1.2775 | 0.04127 | 173 | 133 | 32 | 8 |
877 | Hey Siri, play I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
878 | His insurance company said to try distracting him with this before they'll pay for anesthesia. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
879 | Now repeat after me: “Ah ha ha ha, Stayin’ alive, Stayin’ alive!“ | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
880 | It’s the best we can do for boogie fever | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
881 | It was supposed to be "Stayin' Alive," not "Night Fever". | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
882 | They got rid of the piñata. | 1.2773 | 0.05459 | 119 | 95 | 15 | 9 |
883 | We need to get this fever under control. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
884 | This is the worst case of disco fever I have ever encountered. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
885 | dance break!" | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
886 | Time of death, July 12, 1979. | 1.2769 | 0.05006 | 130 | 102 | 20 | 8 |
887 | So much for keeping them away from the light. | 1.2766 | 0.04838 | 141 | 111 | 21 | 9 |
888 | Hand me the scalpel when the bass drops. | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
889 | Our equipment hasn't been updated since the 70s. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
890 | Operating theatre Now playing “staying Alive “ | 1.2763 | 0.04686 | 152 | 120 | 22 | 10 |
891 | Start the patient’s choice of music —I Will Survive . | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
892 | Doctor, we do not need a disco light to perform a discotomy. | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
893 | Henry, its why we're called.."cool operators... | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
894 | I see the patient is suffering from a severe case of Saturday Night Fever | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
895 | It's fun to operate at the Y.M.C.A. | 1.2759 | 0.04536 | 145 | 112 | 26 | 7 |
896 | Screw it, let's dance. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
897 | Well at least we know disco will never die. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
898 | And I put 'Stayin' Alive' and 'I Will Survive' on the playlist. | 1.2756 | 0.04321 | 156 | 120 | 29 | 7 |
899 | Stayin' Alive is his priority. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
900 | Well, they said disco was dead too. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
901 | Disco died right here on this operating table. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
902 | Wait no, it's supposed to turn on if he survives. | 1.2748 | 0.05089 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
903 | Surgery is much more fun since they added the disco ball. | 1.2746 | 0.04808 | 142 | 112 | 21 | 9 |
904 | It's our last chance to keep him stayin' alive. | 1.2746 | 0.04596 | 142 | 110 | 25 | 7 |
905 | I think it’s Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
906 | So you're saying to shake our booty AND remove his spleen at the same time? | 1.2744 | 0.04353 | 164 | 128 | 27 | 9 |
907 | Management’s contribution to Work-Life balance… | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
908 | Operating Room 54 | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
909 | Let casual Friday begin! | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
910 | Hey Siri, set timer for 1978 | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
911 | He's got disco fever...It's terminal. | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
912 | TIME OF DEATH: 12:01 AM CAUSE OF DEATH: DISCO | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
913 | Another successful discorectomy. | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
914 | Dang, the one day I forget to wear my bell bottom scrubs! | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
915 | I found it in an earlier patient. I think it really livens the place up. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
916 | Oh no! Not another patient with Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
917 | His insurance considers full lighting a non-essential expense. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
918 | I told you disco was dead. | 1.2727 | 0.04880 | 143 | 114 | 19 | 10 |
919 | So you think this is what they meant by smaller party this year ? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
920 | It was a roller skating accident and the rink manager gifted it. | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
921 | It’ll help him relax | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
922 | We ask for better working conditions, and HR gives us this? | 1.2727 | 0.04445 | 154 | 120 | 26 | 8 |
923 | Clamp… scalpel… tiny little spoon… | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
924 | Dr. House was right. It is just a case of Saturday night fever. | 1.2722 | 0.04367 | 158 | 123 | 27 | 8 |
925 | People really need to start taking Saturday Night Fever seriously | 1.2722 | 0.04273 | 158 | 122 | 29 | 7 |
926 | I said disc surgery, not disco | 1.2721 | 0.04377 | 147 | 113 | 28 | 6 |
927 | Well we can just add it to the bill. They’ll never notice. | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
928 | Call it, disco is officially dead | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
929 | Who knew it would look so good against this backdrop | 1.2715 | 0.04500 | 151 | 118 | 25 | 8 |
930 | They told us that "Staying Alive" is positive messaging. | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
931 | Hoo oo oo oo, stayin' alive. | 1.2710 | 0.04605 | 155 | 123 | 22 | 10 |
932 | You idiot - I said this was "disc" surgery! | 1.2707 | 0.05243 | 133 | 108 | 14 | 11 |
933 | Not what I had in mind for Casual Friday | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
934 | Hah, hah, hah, hah, staying alive, staying alive… | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
935 | Let’s get this knife party started! | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
936 | How am I supposed to operate with these short pointy fingers | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
937 | Hah Hah Hah Hah stayin' alive, stayin' alive, stayin' ALIVE | 1.2701 | 0.04576 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
938 | I am not sure Doctor, but I think he might be suffering from Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
939 | Constantly playing "Staying Alive" on a loop is how I became the best surgeon in the world. | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
940 | How else are we supposed to treat Saturday Night Fever? | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
941 | Time of death: 8:14pm, 1979. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
942 | It does set a mood. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
943 | All our equipment is from the '70s. | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
944 | What? I thought it’d be a great idea for a TikTok! | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
945 | Inform the patient's family he is staying alive, staying alive | 1.2692 | 0.04579 | 156 | 124 | 22 | 10 |
946 | I suppose this is problematic for outcomes other than stayin alive. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
947 | It's hopeless, He has Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2690 | 0.04918 | 145 | 117 | 17 | 11 |
948 | If disco is dead,why are we still operating? | 1.2690 | 0.04295 | 145 | 111 | 29 | 5 |
949 | It's all good until it starts raining men. | 1.2689 | 0.05297 | 119 | 95 | 16 | 8 |
950 | It's just a little extra something that keeps them "staying alive" | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
951 | We’ll just bill it to his insurance. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
952 | ...and it plays "I Will Survive." | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
953 | Let's finish before the foam machine starts. | 1.2689 | 0.05297 | 119 | 95 | 16 | 8 |
954 | Unfortunately, it is what we had all dreaded: a full-blown disco inferno. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
955 | I don’t think it’s going to fit. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
956 | Well at least the mood is stay'n alive. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
957 | Can someone pass the glow stick? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
958 | I thought this would go well with the “Stayin’ Alive “ theme we have here. | 1.2685 | 0.04726 | 149 | 119 | 20 | 10 |
959 | Ah, HR finally listened. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
960 | Just wait until we get the fog machine installed. | 1.2683 | 0.04331 | 123 | 92 | 29 | 2 |
961 | I would say his fever will break Sunday morning. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
962 | It's the Boogie Fever - I think it's going around | 1.2681 | 0.04773 | 138 | 109 | 21 | 8 |
963 | Now let's just play Staying Alive and we're good to go! | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
964 | It's the most effective treatment for Saturday night fever. | 1.2680 | 0.04005 | 194 | 153 | 30 | 11 |
965 | studies have shown that the presence of a disco ball in the OR brings down the rate of fatalities. It also brightens up the place. | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
966 | We are trying a new technique for a Discopexy | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
967 | didn’t we ask for lighting for a disc operation? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
968 | He has a very high deductible | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
969 | Let's keep our eye on the ball. | 1.2676 | 0.04230 | 142 | 108 | 30 | 4 |
970 | Now, turn on ‘Stayin’ Alive’ full blast! | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
971 | Nice one, Keith. I said take the pay rise, but you had to choose the mystery box, didn’t you? | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
972 | Why did I choose to do a Residency in Las Vegas? | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
973 | I think 'I Will Survive' was a statement, not a request | 1.2672 | 0.05525 | 116 | 94 | 13 | 9 |
974 | Do you think this might’ve caused the seizure? | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
975 | It's preprogrammed with Staying Alive | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
976 | It's also a pinata. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
977 | Difficult not to go into the light, to be honest. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
978 | I love retro: disco while you work. | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
979 | This should cure his Saturday night fever. | 1.2672 | 0.04945 | 131 | 104 | 19 | 8 |
980 | I’m thinking of having “Stayin’ Alive” piped in, too. | 1.2671 | 0.04269 | 146 | 112 | 29 | 5 |
981 | I believe he’s staying alive. | 1.2671 | 0.04642 | 161 | 130 | 19 | 12 |
982 | The EMT’s got me singing “Stayin’ Alive”; it seemed like a rhythm that worked. | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
983 | This is what we get for coming in on Saturday night! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
984 | I wanted to put the magic back in medicine... | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
985 | His heart will go on. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
986 | ...And so, I vowed that was the last time anyone would call one of my procedures "routine." | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
987 | See, John? Anything can be a party with the right decor. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
988 | I still prefer the sound of vinyl | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
989 | Yes, it's the Last Dance. | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
990 | Cue "Stayin' Alive" please, Nurse Gibb. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
991 | I didn't know it rotates! | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
992 | I feel better about this already. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
993 | He must have suffered from a disco inferno. | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
994 | When patients say they saw the light at the end of the tunnel, this is what they're seeing. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
995 | Stayin’ alive , Stayin alive” | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
996 | Gives new meaning to "stayin' alive." | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
997 | Looks like a Saturday night fever to me. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
998 | Commit malpractice like you mean it. That's what I say. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
999 | He had a bad case of Saturday night fever. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1000 | Well the good news is Disco's not dead | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
1001 | If it's O.R. party, can we still cry if we want too? | 1.2656 | 0.05141 | 128 | 103 | 16 | 9 |
1002 | It’s more like ‘Saturday Night Angioplasty,’ but I still think we’re on theme. | 1.2656 | 0.05141 | 128 | 103 | 16 | 9 |
1003 | At first I was afraid, I was petrified. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1004 | I thought we'd liven up the mood in here a little. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1005 | Cocaine, stat. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1006 | I'm trying to bring the glamour back to gall bladder surgery. | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
1007 | We've tried everything, doctor. The beat won't stop dropping. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1008 | Hand me a scalpel and put on a Donna Summer medley and we can begin. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1009 | This procedure will last All Night Long | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1010 | We can't explain it, but for some reason, patients are staying alive, staying alive | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1011 | Play "Stayin' Alive" | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1012 | Stayin Alive,Stayin Alive,woot woot woot woot,Stayin Aliiiiivve | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1013 | We're finally letting loose with COVID restrictions | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1014 | It just shows up when the patient is on Medicare… | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1015 | We better finish up before they turn on the fog machine. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1016 | They gave us this instead of a pay raise. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1017 | The disco ball fine but the "Stayin' Alive" song on repeat NO. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1018 | I’ve synchronized it to the heart monitor for a more immersive experience. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1019 | The patient did ask us to play "Stayin' Alive". | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
1020 | Is it me or do we have a gas leak? | 1.2645 | 0.05218 | 121 | 97 | 16 | 8 |
1021 | I get that Mr. Travolta wanted us to play “Stayin’ Alive” during his surgery, but is the disco ball really necessary? | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1022 | Before his accident he was a dancing queen. | 1.2645 | 0.05218 | 121 | 97 | 16 | 8 |
1023 | I don't mind the lighting, but the Staying Alive soundtrack is kind of insulting. | 1.2643 | 0.04821 | 140 | 112 | 19 | 9 |
1024 | His night fever broke, let’s just hope he keeps stayin’ alive. | 1.2643 | 0.05130 | 140 | 115 | 13 | 12 |
1025 | I told you we needed disinfectant not disco-fectant. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1026 | Looks like the patient has Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1027 | He didn’t stop after he got enough. | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1028 | Note: Patient's Saturday Night Fever has become a classic case of Disco Inferno. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1029 | I minored in dance. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1030 | The party stops for no one | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1031 | Jeff, I wasn't serious when I said let's get this party started... | 1.2635 | 0.04326 | 148 | 115 | 27 | 6 |
1032 | 10... 9... 8... | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1033 | Helen thought the confetti was a bit premature. | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 156 | 121 | 29 | 6 |
1034 | It helps them if I have my disco playlist: “ I Will Survive” “ Staying Alive” “ Born To Be Alive” “ Don’t Leave Me This Way” | 1.2627 | 0.05305 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
1035 | This disco is benign: It's the silent ones I worry about. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1036 | If dance fever isn't caught early, it can lead to disco surgery. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1037 | this patient has really great medical insurance | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1038 | I could've sworn the chart said he had a herniated disco. | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1039 | Ready to boogie, Doc? | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1040 | I need five BeeGees, stat! | 1.2623 | 0.05180 | 122 | 98 | 16 | 8 |
1041 | Mood lighting for Dr Disco’s OR playlist. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
1042 | I'm not certain of the diagnosis, but it might be Night Fever. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1043 | I realize this could be in poor taste if the patient dies, but I wanted to celebrate my 100th surgery. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1044 | Oh great wizard disco ball tell me where to find the medulla oblongota. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1045 | I did order an ultra sound. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1046 | The patient's come down with a Saturday Night fever. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1047 | I guess we really dropped the ball on this one | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1048 | The new operating light should keep him Stayin' Alive. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1049 | Decades of school and we can't turn this thing off. | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1050 | If we didn't spend the money, they would have reduced next years budget. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1051 | Stayin Alive, Stayinq Alive . . . ? | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1052 | Disco Doc is on the clock. | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1053 | They thought it'd be helpful if we played "Stayin' Alive." | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1054 | Staying alive, staying alive, ah ha ha ha, staying alive | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
1055 | Congratulations, Doctor! It's your 1,000th appendectomy! | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1056 | Try spinning it the other way | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1057 | Data shows better surgical outcomes in our Stayin’ Alive operating theater. | 1.2609 | 0.04857 | 138 | 111 | 18 | 9 |
1058 | He has all the classic symptoms of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1059 | Do we also exchange our scrubs for polyester suits ? | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1060 | Is that the Bee Gees playing? | 1.2609 | 0.04294 | 115 | 86 | 28 | 1 |
1061 | He’s going to be so mad he missed the party | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1062 | Strobe lights were worse. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
1063 | First they develop Night Fever and then Heart of Glass, and we cannot figure out why | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
1064 | Looks like this guy's stayin' alive. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1065 | Worse case of disco fever I’ve ever encountered. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
1066 | There’s blood on the dance floor | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
1067 | All this for a kidney? | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1068 | Oh no. He's developed disco fever. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1069 | That's because it's Friday night and the lights are low,.... | 1.2602 | 0.05270 | 123 | 100 | 14 | 9 |
1070 | Imagine him waking up and thinking this was the light | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1071 | If we can keep disco alive,just think what we can do for our patients. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1072 | This ain’t no party. This ain’t no disco. This ain’t no fooling around. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1073 | Fine then. Disco is dead. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1074 | Mirror, Mirror, on the ball, shall we cut this guy at all? | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1075 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1076 | Life after death does exist. | 1.2598 | 0.05149 | 127 | 103 | 15 | 9 |
1077 | It's worth a try - all together now: ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive... | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1078 | A radical discotomy is the only option! | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1079 | President Trump says he’s heard good things about this therapy, Very good things! | 1.2595 | 0.04917 | 131 | 105 | 18 | 8 |
1080 | Nurse, pass the flare jeans. | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
1081 | Someone find the beat. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1082 | Once we’re done, he’s going to have a ball.” | 1.2593 | 0.05039 | 135 | 110 | 15 | 10 |
1083 | Ah, the perks of working the night shift. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1084 | With this aging population, Medicare now covers disco fever. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1085 | It goes well with the "Staying Alive" track you are playing | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1086 | I understand the patient wanting to hear "I Will Survive." But did we need all this? | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1087 | Welcome to Emergency Room 54. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1088 | Well, this’ll never fit. | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1089 | He seems to have a fever. | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1090 | If disco is dead, this is not a good sign. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1091 | The place was just so ... sterile. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1092 | Let's pause, and bedazzle ourselves a moment before we delve into this Abba-domen procedure. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1093 | It looks like this will be his last dance. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1094 | We are operating on John Travolta, after all. | 1.2583 | 0.05358 | 120 | 98 | 13 | 9 |
1095 | I was thinking more "Stayin' Alive" or "I will Survive," not "Boogie Wonderland" or "Dancing Queen." | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1096 | Siri, play 'I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1097 | Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1098 | It's to inspire us to keep the patient stayin' alive, stayin' alive. | 1.2583 | 0.04552 | 151 | 121 | 21 | 9 |
1099 | The hospital dance starts in 30 minutes. Lets get it down and done. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1100 | That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I perform a distal pancreatectomy. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1101 | He was admitted with a Friday night fever. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1102 | Before the first incision, I was petrified, but I grew strong, so I could try and prolong…your life. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1103 | I guess it would be bad taste to start singing "Stayin' Alive"? | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1104 | It's actually for the recovery room. | 1.2581 | 0.04469 | 155 | 124 | 22 | 9 |
1105 | The patient requested ABBA. | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
1106 | It’s my emotional support disco ball. | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
1107 | The patient brought it from home. | 1.2578 | 0.04331 | 128 | 98 | 27 | 3 |
1108 | ... first star I see tonight ... | 1.2578 | 0.04866 | 128 | 102 | 19 | 7 |
1109 | He didn’t want to waste his only free Saturday night.” | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
1110 | Star light, star bright, let this surgery go right. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1111 | It's a controversial treatment, but it just might work. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1112 | I just thought 'Stayin' Alive' would set the mood. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1113 | I will perform a slipped disco-ectomy | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1114 | See, his soul just rose up. | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1115 | Worst case of Saturday night fever this year | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
1116 | It gives them an unforgettable out-of-body experience. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1117 | Your 500th gall bladder...you are our surgeon of the month... | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1118 | Doc, it may be the right time to move from “Stayin’ Alive” to “Another One Bites the Dust.” | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1119 | I asked for anesthetic, not an aesthetic. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1120 | It's the only effective treatment for Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1121 | Well … the robotic surgery was getting a little boring, so I thought … | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1122 | The lights are a little distracting, but the patients do like when we play Stain’ Alive. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1123 | Is anyone else having trouble concentrating?” | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1124 | If there is a chance he is walking toward the light, I want it to be spectacular. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1125 | Can they make it rotate? | 1.2560 | 0.05068 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
1126 | Charge his insurance for 'fractal light therapy.' | 1.2558 | 0.05310 | 129 | 107 | 11 | 11 |
1127 | I prefer to play stayin' alive in the OR. | 1.2558 | 0.04956 | 129 | 104 | 17 | 8 |
1128 | It's for slipped disco surgery. | 1.2556 | 0.04851 | 133 | 107 | 18 | 8 |
1129 | What do you think has a better chance of a comeback? Disco or this guy? | 1.2555 | 0.04637 | 137 | 109 | 21 | 7 |
1130 | It appears that we have a sever case of Saturday Night Fever! | 1.2555 | 0.04863 | 137 | 111 | 17 | 9 |
1131 | It was donated by his wife to celebrate his vasectomy. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1132 | Well, what do you expect when we're operating on John Travolta | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1133 | It starts spinning whenever patient body temperature hits 102.4 degrees, but only on Saturday Nights. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1134 | I told him it's not a second bypass, it's the disco remix. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1135 | I synced the light show to his vitals! | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1136 | These multi-use rooms for surgery aren’t working out. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1137 | It definitely increases odds of the patient stayin’ alive. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1138 | The good news is he made the hit list. The bad news is he made the hit list. | 1.2545 | 0.05546 | 110 | 90 | 12 | 8 |
1139 | (Singing) “Stayin alive, Stayin alive…” | 1.2544 | 0.04460 | 114 | 87 | 25 | 2 |
1140 | His insurance didn’t cover the laser equipment. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1141 | I still don’t think it will fit — but alright, scalpel. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1142 | What did you ask for? I couldn't hear you over the Bee Gees | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1143 | It came free with the Ketamine. | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
1144 | Uh oh, last dance! | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1145 | I just wish they’d stop playing ‘Staying Alive.’ | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1146 | No. We’re doing a Friday night appendectomy not a Saturday night fever. | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1147 | The newest medical fad: Disco Surgery. | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1148 | Is this what is called Saturday night fever? | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1149 | The decorator had a herniated disco | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1150 | Who says a colostomy can't have a little razzle-dazzle? | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1151 | Never going to give you up, never gonna let you down | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1152 | Don’t worry. It doesn’t drop until midnight. | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1153 | Really, “Stayin’ Alive”? I’m getting more of a “Last Dance” vibe. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1154 | This should help his heart find its rhythm. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1155 | Doctor,we realize you are our top surgeon and deserve all your perks but isn’t this a bit over the top? | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1156 | I thought they pulled the plug on this a long time ago. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1157 | The disco ball is one thing, but can we stop playing "Staying Alive"? | 1.2535 | 0.04406 | 142 | 112 | 24 | 6 |
1158 | Clearly, this is a case of Boogie Fever. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1159 | Operating with the stars | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1160 | Good thing I’m wearing my double-knit scrubs. | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1161 | We may need to Hustle here. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1162 | Yeah, well. This isn't my first dance | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1163 | Luckily, Saturday Night Fever is rarely terminal | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1164 | And now, doctors, I will show you the proper procedure for repair of a slipped disco. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1165 | So - on which point of light do we start cutting? | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1166 | Ok, ok. I think you guys are taking the Staying Alive theme a little too seriously. | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1167 | "He got the Boogie Fever, bring it on down." | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1168 | And now, some inspiration from the Bee Gees "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive" | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1169 | Wrong kind of fever guys | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1170 | I knew this was a bad idea. Disco is not the only thing that's dead. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
1171 | That’s one helluva gallstone! | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
1172 | Just take those old scalpels off the shelf. | 1.2522 | 0.05502 | 115 | 95 | 11 | 9 |
1173 | Staying Alive" is the main theme | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1174 | It helps me hum "Stayin' Alive" when I have to resuscitate. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1175 | It helps me to cut back on the acid. | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1176 | I think it really ties the operating room together. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1177 | It never actually died, but it remains in critical condition. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1178 | The patient presents with an acute case of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1179 | When I asked for better lighting, I didn’t mean this. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1180 | Yes, doctor, it's a serious case of disco fever. | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1181 | This is not what I meant when I said I needed more light please | 1.2520 | 0.04097 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1182 | So, all the medical instruments are in the pinata? | 1.2520 | 0.05365 | 123 | 102 | 11 | 10 |
1183 | so this is work-life balance? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1184 | You guys think the anesthesiology department is pranking us again? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1185 | Oh, cool! That's the BeeGee's singing 'Stayin' Alive! | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1186 | I hearing she used to be a dancing queen. | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
1187 | He’s a bit flamboyant but he’s the best surgeon we’ve got! | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1188 | Look, we're all important players here, but this baby is essential for stayin' alive. | 1.2519 | 0.04669 | 135 | 108 | 20 | 7 |
1189 | Now we can commence with our rendition of "Stayin' Alive." | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1190 | Yes it's groovy, but I'm not sure this prosthetic testicle will fit. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1191 | I’m seeing multiple lacerations. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1192 | Hey, just in case he has night fever, am I right? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1193 | I said low grade fever, not Saturday night fever! | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
1194 | Staying alive. Maybe. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1195 | John Travolta preforms surgery | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1196 | They're playing "I Will Survive." | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1197 | All my patients wake-up humming disco tunes. | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1198 | My Grampa willed it to me…found it in a dumpster back in the day on West 54 st. Thought it would be perfect for when Mr.Travolta wakes up from his tummy tuck… | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1199 | Doctor, it is disco fever! | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1200 | Our goal today is Stayin' Alive. Just remember that We Are Family! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1201 | I don't mind the lighting so much as I do "Staying Alive" on repeat. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1202 | He'll be up and dancing in no time | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1203 | Evidently his insurance does cover a herniated disco. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1204 | The patient insisted it's for stayin' alive. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1205 | Time of death: Never! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1206 | It's really most effective during the colonoscopies. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1207 | This pacemaker should be his first, his last, his everything. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1208 | Live, from the operating table, it's Saturday night. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1209 | How are we supposed to clean up all of this glitter? | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1210 | Need more bass, stat. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1211 | I always love when we're assigned to Operating Room '54'! | 1.2500 | 0.05592 | 104 | 85 | 12 | 7 |
1212 | Should the patient develop Disco Fever we'll be ready. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1213 | That's it, keep lowering it. It's almost in! | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1214 | I sync it to their heartbeat. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1215 | In my opinion it looks like boogie fever | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1216 | The tumor was in fact remarkable | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1217 | C'mon y'all! It's Gallbladder Nite! | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1218 | You know it adds to the aesthetic. | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1219 | Because they wouldn't let us bedazzle our scrubs. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1220 | Siri. Please play the Bee Gees | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1221 | I think it just really changes the vibe in here | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1222 | Wow so Saturday Night Fever is actually a thing… | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1223 | He developed a fever Saturday night | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1224 | I thought it was dengue fever, not disco fever. | 1.2481 | 0.04926 | 129 | 105 | 16 | 8 |
1225 | And when he wakes up, we shout, "Surprise!" | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1226 | Mr. Travolta insisted it would make his condition seem less dire. | 1.2481 | 0.04926 | 129 | 105 | 16 | 8 |
1227 | Well, I thought the surgery schedule just said "disc" . | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1228 | Okay folks, we’ve got a full schedule today, so let’s hustle. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1229 | It was supposed to be a Crystal Ball so you'd know what to do next. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1230 | Well, it cured night fever in the 70s . . . . | 1.2480 | 0.05036 | 125 | 102 | 15 | 8 |
1231 | He was injured on "Dancing With The Stars"! | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
1232 | I'm still not sure "Boogie Fever" is a real thing we can treat. | 1.2479 | 0.04277 | 121 | 93 | 26 | 2 |
1233 | As soon as they take him to recovery the dancing starts. | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
1234 | This may comfort him when he comes out of it. He was at an indoor roller rink when he got hurt. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1235 | I thought it would focus the patient on staying alive. | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
1236 | This is not what I meant when I said we have a discectomy scheduled for today | 1.2479 | 0.05153 | 121 | 99 | 14 | 8 |
1237 | Looks like a severe case of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1238 | I guess operating on Travolta has its perks. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1239 | I mean, at this point, it’s worth a try. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1240 | I assure you Nurse Gaynor and Nurse Summer that he will survive. This will not be his last dance. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1241 | His Disco Fever got significantly worse. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1242 | I love when the party anesthesiologist is on duty. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1243 | So, you see, the mirrorball drops down if a patient starts to code. We like to have fun here. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1244 | I like the "Stayin Alive" vibe. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1245 | looks like the gas leaked again | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1246 | Disco surgery is our hospital's greatest innovation. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1247 | At first I was afraid, now I’m petrified. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1248 | Time of death: party o'clock. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1249 | It really changes the mood in here. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1250 | New procedure guidelines ask for more hustle. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1251 | another one bites the dust | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1252 | Well Doc, we thought it would be better than a poster of puppy dogs taped to the ceiling. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1253 | I said we needed ‘sterile gauze’ in the ORs but through my mask they said they heard ‘mirror balls. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1254 | As long as I don't have to wear platform shoes I'm okay with it. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1255 | Should I ventilate or celebrate? | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1256 | I just want him to be able to say, ‘Last night a DJ saved my life. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1257 | Let’s focus here. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1258 | Hopefully this means the patient will be staying alive. | 1.2465 | 0.04600 | 142 | 115 | 19 | 8 |
1259 | Although it's very well staged, what the patient needs is a stent, not your rendition of Stayin' Alive. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1260 | Tell them what he won Johnny. "A new heart! Brought to him by our sponsors at the morgue, in partnership with the American health system." | 1.2462 | 0.05012 | 130 | 107 | 14 | 9 |
1261 | It’s less precise than laser surgery, but way more fun. | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
1262 | I can take the light....But the background music?? | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1263 | I'm afraid he's gone to the disco inferno. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1264 | This will make it easier to do CPR to the tune of "Stayin' Alive"... | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1265 | Any bright ideas? | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1266 | It really makes myocarditis a festive occasion. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1267 | Really, Roger? "Stayin' Alive" again? | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1268 | Ketamine. Stat!" | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1269 | If it's a fever and it's Saturday, we use this thing... | 1.2458 | 0.05238 | 118 | 97 | 13 | 8 |
1270 | His Saturday night fever won’t break. | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
1271 | I hope this doesn't give him another seizure. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1272 | It's his birthday. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1273 | I always wondered what was different about the Barry Gibb Memorial Hospital. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1274 | I know we all like "Stayin' Alive", but the ball is over the top. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1275 | It's great and all, but was it sanitized? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1276 | We’ll need to break at 11 to let the conga line come through. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1277 | It was on his bucket list. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1278 | If the patient dies we like to give them a good send-off. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1279 | Does this mean healthcare prices are going back to the 70s? | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1280 | Time of death… 12 am, January 1st. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1281 | Let’s all op-er-ate and have a good time | 1.2455 | 0.05657 | 110 | 92 | 9 | 9 |
1282 | Before we get started, he wanted us to sing a few lines from Stayin' Alive. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1283 | He could have danced all night but sadly he ran out of breath. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1284 | He suffers from night fever, night fever. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1285 | Baby Boomer elective. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1286 | I'm not sure HR fully understands the cause of physician burnout. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1287 | In the next step, we will solve the patient’s rhythm issue | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1288 | July 12, 1979. The death of disco. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1289 | Well, I didn't say a thing when you played ABBA! | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1290 | We're all seeing this, right? Doc, check the laughing gas. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1291 | Mama Mia! Here we go again! | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1292 | You said we needed to improve our work-life balance... | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1293 | The disco ball is a nice touch but I don't think the patient will appreciate us playing "Last Dance!" | 1.2449 | 0.04486 | 147 | 119 | 20 | 8 |
1294 | So which of the Alman brothers is this? | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1295 | This patient has strange spots on his intestines | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1296 | Sleepy…you are getting very sleepy | 1.2448 | 0.04118 | 143 | 112 | 27 | 4 |
1297 | I'm not optimistic about the patient, but we saved disco! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1298 | Impacts to the supply-chain leading to illuminating solutions | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1299 | Oddly, it is a covered benefit. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1300 | You watch it long enough you won't be able to tell Mr. Greenbaum's liver from his appendix. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1301 | Hey, we met our sales goal! | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1302 | And of course it loops “Staying Alive”throughout the procedure. | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
1303 | ‘Don’t you think this is in slightly poor taste during an orchiectomy?’ | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
1304 | We are about to perform the first minimally invasive lumbar disco-ectomy | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1305 | Well, that explains the X-ray. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1306 | The patient requested it. That and the endless loop playing "Staying Alive". | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1307 | Okay, let’s start operating on his herniated disco. | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1308 | It really ties the room together | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1309 | If we ever get stuck with a single-payer system in this country you can kiss the glitter balls goodbye! | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1310 | Really makes the place alive. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1311 | This patient's bill now includes a significant charge for therapeutic lighting. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1312 | ‘Uhh I think that’s for next week’s cartoon’ | 1.2430 | 0.05609 | 107 | 89 | 10 | 8 |
1313 | So much for asking for a new surgical rotation | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1314 | A word of warning: don't join in with YMCA if you're holding a scalpel. We don't want another patient losing their glitter balls. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1315 | How do we bill this to insurance? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1316 | It's his last party. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1317 | Here at County General, we work hard, we play hard. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1318 | It's our latest life-saving measure ... throws him off if he tries to go to the light! | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1319 | Now then Mehmet ... | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1320 | It doesn't do anything for the patient, but it makes me feel better. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1321 | And the fever began Saturday night | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
1322 | I agreed to the disco ball, but not to playing ‘Staying Alive’. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1323 | I must say it does add some glamour to the OR. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1324 | Preping to surgically repair a slipped disco. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1325 | I hope you like the song Staying Alive. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1326 | Nurse,play "Staying Alive" | 1.2419 | 0.05040 | 124 | 102 | 14 | 8 |
1327 | He requested “Staying Alive” by The Bee Gees | 1.2419 | 0.04908 | 124 | 101 | 16 | 7 |
1328 | Ten ccs of glitter, stat! | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1329 | Apparently, he has a Saturday Night fever and a slipped disco. | 1.2417 | 0.05020 | 120 | 98 | 15 | 7 |
1330 | Transplant like nobody is watching | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1331 | It might have helped if they played Stayin' Alive a little sooner. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1332 | The patient presents with symptoms of Saturday night fever. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1333 | 🕺🏻🪩It’s Saturday night and this patient has a fever. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1334 | Patient in his seventies. Lighting from the '70's." | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1335 | Does "Stayin' Alive" still work? | 1.2411 | 0.05418 | 112 | 93 | 11 | 8 |
1336 | At least it's not as distracting as the roller rink in the recovery room. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1337 | It helps take my mind off the shockingly high mortality rate here. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1338 | Alright lower it in slowly and carefully, this hospital can’t afford another lawsuit | 1.2411 | 0.05418 | 112 | 93 | 11 | 8 |
1339 | Consider it a reminder to keep this guy stayin' alive. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1340 | I will survive, but I think it's this guy's last dance. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1341 | This OR was originally designed for a herniated disco specialist | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1342 | Not to kill the mood, but I'm gonna take my skates off for the initial incision if that's okay. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1343 | Are we sure there isn't a gas leak? | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1344 | Surgery for Saturday Night Fever is the only way to keep him Stayin Alive | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
1345 | I said "paging Doctor Summer, not paging Donna Summer." | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1346 | If we don’t get his heart pumping, he’s going to be on the soul train. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1347 | I don't see how anyone lived through it. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1348 | I’ve never seen a case of disco fever so severe! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1349 | It's the only way his insurance will cover it. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1350 | It helps the patients to ah ah ah ah stay alive | 1.2400 | 0.05003 | 125 | 103 | 14 | 8 |
1351 | Where’s my thumb? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1352 | When the patient's core temperature drops too low, this disco ball induces boogie fever, and voilà! | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1353 | I haven't seen this in the O.R. since my residency in the 70's. | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1354 | Umm, the lightshow is killer but I need the laser back for the surgery. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1355 | There we go: now removing the funky feeling from the patient. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1356 | It's the best way to treat a herniated disco. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1357 | Don't cue up "Stayin' Alive" just yet. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1358 | Saturday night fevers are getting ridiculous around here. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1359 | My surgery suffers a little, but it helps my mood a lot. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1360 | I thought it might help to liven up the place. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1361 | It’s part of the hospital bill. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1362 | Let's try some cardio-disco resuscitation. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1363 | It was touch and go for a while. I was terrified. But as long as he knows how to love he'll always stay alive. He will survive. He will survive. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1364 | Do I hear a disco beat or is that heart palpitations.” | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1365 | A priest,a rabbi,and a dog walked into a bar | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1366 | It's John Travolta | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
1367 | He has Night Fever but he's Stayin' Alive. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1368 | It a peaceful distraction from all of the monitor alarms | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1369 | It was either this or the piñata. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1370 | Why didn’t we think of this before? | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1371 | If our hypothesis is correct, he might wake up without an appendix, but he'll have more funk than ever | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1372 | Call it. He's deader than disco. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1373 | We’ve got to save him — he’s the last Bee Gee. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1374 | He made a special request: 'Stayin Alive". The disco ball was our idea. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1375 | If he could speak he'd tell us to turn the lights off to get the full effect. | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
1376 | Once again you let the heartbeat drop. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1377 | Looks like we're dealing with a large disco herniation. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1378 | Management said we need “rave reviews.” | 1.2385 | 0.05514 | 109 | 91 | 10 | 8 |
1379 | Is he having disc surgery or disco surgery? | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1380 | DJ, stat! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1381 | No, I said we needed a miracle | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
1382 | I'm afraid he's dead as disco. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1383 | We’re going to need a bigger incision. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1384 | Looks like the anesthesiologist has been doing mushrooms again. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1385 | Welcome back to TikTok live! Hold down that like button and I’ll be interacting with your comments. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1386 | This was ordered by our new OBeeGeeYN. | 1.2376 | 0.05655 | 101 | 84 | 10 | 7 |
1387 | And when he wakes up we yell "SUPRISE!!". | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1388 | Not for nothing do we call this place a theater. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1389 | Siri: play Spotify surgery playlist | 1.2376 | 0.05827 | 101 | 85 | 8 | 8 |
1390 | Alexa, cozy mellow vibes, stat! | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1391 | Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around Since I was born And now it's alright it's okay And you may look the other way We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive Oh when you walk Well now I get low and I get high And if I can't get either I really try Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose You know it's alright it's okay I'll live to see another day We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive (oh) Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive (oh) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah Life goin' nowhere somebody help me yeah I'm stayin' alive Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born And now it's all right it's okay And you may look the other way We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive (hey) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah Life goin' nowhere somebody help me, yeah I'm stayin' alive Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah (ah ah ah) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me yeah I'm stayin' alive Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah (ah ah ah ay) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me, yeah I'm stayin' alive Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah (oh) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me yeah I'm stayin' alive | 1.2373 | 0.05473 | 118 | 100 | 8 | 10 |
1392 | I think it's an improvement over last weeks strobe effect. | 1.2372 | 0.04079 | 156 | 125 | 25 | 6 |
1393 | He has Night Fever. Let’s keep him stayin’ alive. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1394 | It’s part of a new study to prevent a post-op infection of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1395 | I said forceps. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1396 | I think something is wrong. It 's not syncing with the EKG machine. | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
1397 | he really took his last dance literally | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1398 | The Bee Gees' life support system is operating at maximum capacity. | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
1399 | Do we go with fusion or total removal of the disco? | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1400 | Nice idea Doc, but even if you blast "Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive" over the speakers, this guy won't be dancing any time soon. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1401 | Come on, he's not THAT dead yet. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1402 | My wife says I'm not allowed to honky tonk | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
1403 | This is not what I meant when I said our work should be more celebrated. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1404 | I don’t know, it came in Biden’s post-pandemic package. | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
1405 | A little party never killed anybody. | 1.2366 | 0.04446 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
1406 | We like to use the disco operating theatre when Dr. Travolta operates | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1407 | Well, that explains why I couldn't find his gallbladder. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1408 | Loving the addition to our Stayin' Alive soundtrack | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1409 | Only the Bee Gees can save him now. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1410 | In my day,disco fever was benign. | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1411 | Alright, let’s make sure we don’t lose this one inside the patient | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1412 | His insurance will only pay for discography. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1413 | No, no, we need to LOWER his fever. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1414 | I really think they are going overboard with this patient requests business. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1415 | Great, now we have to worry about him developing Boogie Fever | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
1416 | Appears we may be dealing with a case of the boogie fever. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
1417 | Rollerskating accident. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
1418 | Extra light - "what could go wrong" you said. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1419 | Can someone hit the lights? | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1420 | Alexa, play Mirrorball by Taylor Swift. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1421 | Oh great disco ball, where shall we cut? | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1422 | You make me feel like a general surgeon. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1423 | Modern medicine meets Disco - Tech. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1424 | This is not exactly what we had in mind when we ordered new lights for the OR. | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1425 | We addressed the complaints of the "sterile" atmosphere in the OR | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1426 | I guess this is what I get for playing "Stayin' Alive" | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1427 | ? Ah ah ah ah, stay alive, stay alive... ? | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1428 | We used to just play “Stayin’ Alive.” | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1429 | Are you absolutely sure the chart calls for Molly? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1430 | He’s had the same insurance since ‘79. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1431 | a-hoo hah, disco! | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1432 | My wife told me I couldn't keep it in the garage anymore | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1433 | It reminds me not to take these things so seriously. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1434 | Now it says to stand him up for 5 units of hustle. | 1.2342 | 0.05423 | 111 | 93 | 10 | 8 |
1435 | I'm pretty sure this won't help with physician burnout. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1436 | It must be his Saturday Night Fever | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1437 | I thought it might liven up the room | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1438 | His chart says he came in with a fever Saturday night. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1439 | Let's hope this works. | 1.2342 | 0.04236 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
1440 | Now there goes the craziest tumor I've ever seen. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
1441 | Time of disco. Now. | 1.2339 | 0.05006 | 124 | 103 | 13 | 8 |
1442 | Last surgeon was more a rock guy. Always cranking up Bryan Adams "Cuts like a Knife" | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1443 | it's what taylor swift would've wanted | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1444 | A DJ saved his life tonight | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1445 | It tests for Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1446 | Fine work, Doctor. He seems to be Stayin' Alive. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1447 | The is the worst case of disco fever I've seen in decades. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1448 | Ah ha ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive | 1.2333 | 0.06130 | 90 | 76 | 7 | 7 |
1449 | Have I ever told you about the time I removed Donna Summer's gall bladder? | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
1450 | I don’t really see the use for this if the patient can’t even see it. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1451 | I can't see what I'm doing, but I like it. | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1452 | It’s essential should we have to turn the beat around | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1453 | Our prom theme is.. hospital | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1454 | I think we got the wrong drugs. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1455 | I told you white scrubs would be appropriate today! | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
1456 | Are you sure this is the cure for Saturday Night Fever? | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1457 | I know we’re in our midnights era but I want you to know, I’m a mirror ball, I’ll show you every version of yourself tonight” @taylorswif | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1458 | Let’s put on I will survive and hope for the best! | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1459 | I said we need a "dish for his balls" not a "disco ball"! | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1460 | It's about all that works with Boogie Fever. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1461 | I thought his heart had a strange beat. | 1.2326 | 0.04193 | 129 | 102 | 24 | 3 |
1462 | I find it hard to get used to Obama Care. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1463 | I think it's a typo - we're supposed to be scheduled for disc surgery. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1464 | Ah, that explains his 'Saturday Night Fever'... | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1465 | Wipe my brow. Scalpel. Oh, and tie my dancing shoes. | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
1466 | How many more will we lose before we declare Disco Fever a pandemic | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1467 | Corporate really wants us to maximize the space. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
1468 | When did malpractice get so fun? | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
1469 | This pulse monitor's beat makes me want to take a break to boogie. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1470 | I was OK with the playlist, Dr Lombardo, but this is going to take me time to adjust. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1471 | Just keep singing ‘Stayin’ Alive | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
1472 | He came in with Night Fever and requested Stayin' Alive. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1473 | Hi y'all, I'm the new surgeon... where's this go? | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1474 | Someone get me a cool compress stat, looks like this patient has Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1475 | I know you're a BeeGee's fan, but singing "How do you mend a broken heart?" just doesn't inspire confidence in your patients. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1476 | I'm not familiar with this billing code | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1477 | ?Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' Alive!? | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1478 | Happens every time we remove a Boogie-oogie-oogie. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1479 | It comes with the rhinestone-tier insurance plan. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1480 | It's challenging, but let's give it a shot. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
1481 | I know there are supply issues but this is a little ridiculous. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
1482 | He'll be fine tomorrow. It was just a Saturday night fever. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1483 | You just don’t get this level of service in a socialized healthcare system | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
1484 | At least we brought disco back. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
1485 | That's the biggest kidney stone I've ever seen. | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
1486 | I don’t think he’s going to make it, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1487 | This ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1488 | He came in with a fever on Saturday night, and now the whole thing has escalated. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1489 | Either Phillips or GE Healthcare. Makes operating exciting. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1490 | It's been the best thing for patients with Saturday Night Fever. It helps them with Stayin Alive. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
1491 | This is a clear case of Night Fever. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1492 | This is unexpected. Right as she went under I could hear her singing: ‘I’ll survive. As long as I know how to love, I know I’ll stay alive.’ | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1493 | We actually called them spherical reflective pacemakers in the medical field. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1494 | Okay, queue "Staying Alive"... | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1495 | I thought that a disco ball would add to the ambiance. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1496 | Is "Staying Alive" appropriate right now? | 1.2308 | 0.05205 | 117 | 98 | 11 | 8 |
1497 | ...didn't work: SHUT OFF the 'Stayin' Alive.' | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1498 | All we need now is the Bee Gees " Stayin' Alive" | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1499 | I haven’t seen a case like this since the 70s. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
1500 | Nurse please change the music from Staying Alive to George Strait’s I saw God today | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1501 | Today we perform a disc-o-peration. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1502 | Well it is Saturday night in the operating theatre and a patient with a fever. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1503 | I see they finally replaced that lava lamp. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1504 | I knew those brownies in the cafeteria tasted funny today! | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
1505 | Welcome to 'Drag Queen Surgery' | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1506 | He's as dead as disco. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1507 | Lets get out of here, he dosen't have a pulse and I have Saturday night fever | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1508 | Ok that’s it. We have to remove ‘preferred room vibes’ from our patient request form. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1509 | It could explain the high fever incidence on Saturday nights. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1510 | So that's where all the scalpels went. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1511 | With this we won't even notice all the really gross stuff. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
1512 | You're sure his fever began on Saturday night? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1513 | We'll have you back dancing in no time! | 1.2295 | 0.05178 | 122 | 103 | 10 | 9 |
1514 | Maybe “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees wasn’t the best choice for this operation | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1515 | This will allow him to keep staying alive. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1516 | It reminds me of my first high school prom. I wonder where Sherry is now. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1517 | I fished it out of Mrs Abramowicz and kind of just hung onto it as a a token of good luck. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1518 | That’s the third ‘Night Fever’ we’ve had this week and it’s not even Saturday. | 1.2294 | 0.05473 | 109 | 92 | 9 | 8 |
1519 | John, I know we said you could pick the music, but… | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1520 | Due to rising health care costs, we include an end-of-life -celebration with every high risk surgical procedure. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1521 | This is the first covid dream I’ve had where everyone is wearing their masks. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1522 | Ah ha, stayin' alive is today's theme, I see. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
1523 | Staying alive, staying aliiiiiiiiive | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1524 | I like to make sure all my patients are stayin' alive. | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
1525 | Let's boogie on down to the intestine. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1526 | So this organ here. Where does disco? | 1.2288 | 0.05164 | 118 | 99 | 11 | 8 |
1527 | Oh God! We've given him Saturday Night Fever! | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
1528 | Who let this patient dictate the "Staying Alive" disco theme? | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1529 | I asked for "Stayin' Alive" on loop, our nurses got carried away... | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1530 | Hey, Alexa. Play, "Stayin' Alive" | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1531 | The OR deejay thinks it's hilarious, but I actually appreciate the "Stayin' Alive" show of confidence. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1532 | Patients prefer this over the normal smoke and mirrors. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1533 | He's a huge Travolta fan. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1534 | Laser technology is much more funny | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1535 | Jerry, does HR have a signed waiver on file for potential glitter exposure? | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1536 | It comes with the VIP room medical plan and a two drink minimum. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1537 | Well, this IS better lighting... | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1538 | Maybe playing "I will survive" is a bit much. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1539 | Congratulations! This is your 100th operation! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1540 | We were listening to disco music already and I thought, why not? | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1541 | Waiting on insurance approval. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1542 | It’s part of our hospital retention plan to maintain a fun work atmosphere while the surgeon berates everyone in the room. | 1.2276 | 0.05007 | 123 | 103 | 12 | 8 |
1543 | "Stayin' Alive"... works every time | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1544 | The strobe light was too distracting. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1545 | Amazing what it does for the general mood. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1546 | What's more, if he wakes up, he'll think he's in heaven! | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1547 | We just thought, since the pandemic is over... | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1548 | If this works we are all dancing by midnight. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1549 | Happy New Year, guys. Maybe this year they’ll listen to us. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1550 | Since he asked us to play "Stayin' Alive," I thought we could go full disco. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1551 | Health insurance agents make the best bouncers. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1552 | ok now everyone "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah,..." | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1553 | I guess the new doctor is a DDS, an MD, a DO and a DJ. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1554 | It does have a certain je ne sais quoi | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1555 | Glow stick | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1556 | Luckily, we got it out of the patient before it started spinning. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1557 | Apparently this was in his will, but I think we should keep it | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1558 | I said we needed health care PARITY for our patients. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1559 | On the other hand, our drugs are better than the ones at Studio 54. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1560 | Doctor Travolta says, the man is all right. He just has a bad case of -- disco fever! | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1561 | No way insurance covers disco balls | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1562 | The aroma therapy guy pitched it to the Department Chair. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
1563 | Let's Hustle! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1564 | It’s raining men. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1565 | I fear he will boogie no more. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1566 | If I knew I would have worn my platform shoes | 1.2256 | 0.04351 | 133 | 108 | 20 | 5 |
1567 | Ah,ha,ha,ha,stayin' alive | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
1568 | Maybe we can do the operation after the ball drops. Just seconds to go... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1569 | Would Stayin' Alive be too on point? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1570 | This explains Saturday night’s fever. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1571 | This isn’t what I meant by disco revival! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1572 | It helps me relax. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1573 | I warned you not to overdo the anesthesia! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1574 | We’ve been seeing a steady increase in disco fever lately. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1575 | The polyester surgical gowns were even harder to find. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1576 | If it doesn't cure his disco fever we can always just cut it out. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1577 | Really classes up the place. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1578 | The ball can stay but quit playing "Staying Alive." | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1579 | Studies have shown that it significantly reduces the ‘yuck’ factor. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
1580 | I wish he was awake to see it. | 1.2247 | 0.05926 | 89 | 75 | 8 | 6 |
1581 | Good evening and welcome to “Chopped: Hospital Edition!” | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1582 | But it goes perfectly with your OR playlist! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1583 | It actually gives me a 1970’s kind of optimism. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1584 | come on Dave we are working | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1585 | I'm still celebrating my final student loan payment. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1586 | I was looking for a new light on the situation. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1587 | Don’t you ever want to stop everything and just dance, dance, dance? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1588 | That’s one hell of a gall bladder. Take it away, boys! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1589 | He came in with a night fever and now it's a disco inferno. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1590 | Saturday Night Surgery | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
1591 | I thought it went well with that Bee Gees song you always play during surgeries. | 1.2241 | 0.05061 | 116 | 97 | 12 | 7 |
1592 | I want this guys insurance. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1593 | This is the worst case of Night Fever I’ve ever seen | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1594 | And just like that, his disco fever has completely resolved. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1595 | This is one thing I hope does go viral. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1596 | Scalpel please, nurse... and a dusting of glitter. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1597 | I feel like a disco ball and "Staying Alive" on the speakers really add to the mood. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1598 | Remind me: What's the procedure for Saturday Night Fever? | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1599 | Let's start with Journey To The Centre Of Your Heart by Donna Summer. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1600 | We can’t figure out universal healthcare but this is pretty cool. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1601 | Maybe we should doublecheck the labels on the drugs we're using in here. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1602 | I know, I know, but management has declined my request to update the lighting 3 times already. Now pass me the limited-edition Bee Gees scalpel. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1603 | Happy New Year and pass the scalpel. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1604 | His blood tests indicated either Rockin' Pneumonia or Boogie-Woogie Flu, but I'm prepping for Dance Fever, just in case. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1605 | The “Stayin’ Alive” soundtrack really completes the look. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1606 | It's a waste of time - let's party!! | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1607 | He said it would help him ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1608 | Why does it keep playing "Stayin' Alive?" | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1609 | Yup. Definitely a case of Saturday night fever. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1610 | Either this lampshade goes or he does. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1611 | I understand that she was the dancing queen of the Starlight Ballroom. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
1612 | Yes, Doctor, "Stayin' Alive." It was the patient's request. | 1.2231 | 0.04908 | 121 | 101 | 13 | 7 |
1613 | I do my best work in the surreal. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
1614 | I said disc, not disco! | 1.2231 | 0.04404 | 130 | 106 | 19 | 5 |
1615 | He signed a DNRG. Do Not Ruin the Groove. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1616 | This procedure is this patient's last dance, last chance for love... | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
1617 | Well I"ll be -- I guess you can take the Studio 54 out of the boy. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1618 | Stayin' Alive" on constant repeat annoys me mor | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1619 | Tonight, a DJ saved your life. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1620 | It may not lighten the room, but it does lighten the mood. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1621 | See if you can get him up to 120 beats per minute- something we can dance to. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1622 | We need an emergency discoscopy to reset his groovy levels. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1623 | And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
1624 | This patient is stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1625 | I didn’t even know that did that. | 1.2222 | 0.04492 | 126 | 103 | 18 | 5 |
1626 | Who rewired the code-blue button? | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1627 | Somebody dropped the ball. | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
1628 | Oh, that was removed from the last patient here who got Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
1629 | The patient has disco fever. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1630 | He was dancing at the YMCA. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1631 | The patient requested we play Staying Alive throughout the procedure” | 1.2212 | 0.04119 | 113 | 89 | 23 | 1 |
1632 | It came with the Bee Gees deluxe box set | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1633 | Are we opening with the new playlist? | 1.2212 | 0.05458 | 104 | 88 | 9 | 7 |
1634 | It says: 'Next, insert the Nehru-collar stent in the carotid artery and the bell-bottom-flange in the iliac.' | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1635 | The family said he’s the life of the party | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1636 | Do a little dance, make a little love, appendix tonight! | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
1637 | Doctor, the pacemaker is still off beat. | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
1638 | I distinctly said prepare for disk surgery, not disco surgery." | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1639 | It does lend itself to a steady, even heart beat. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
1640 | Did someone change the light in here? | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1641 | His disco fever has turned into a stage 3 anachronism! I am going to need a smart phone and some earbuds, stat! | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1642 | His HMO wouldn’t pay for a strobe light. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
1643 | Anyone know the lyrics to 'Stayin' Alive?' | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1644 | Well, you can tell by the way I cauterize, I"m an EMT, in dance disguise. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1645 | He's got the Night Fever. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1646 | Okay, now everybody skate backwards. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1647 | I don't know why, but this is the preferred lighting for the vasectomy. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
1648 | The mirror ball is very popular with our Baby Boomer patients. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
1649 | Another case of Disco Fever I’m afraid. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
1650 | I see they are still teaching with the use of the Bee Gees staying ‘Staying Alive’ .” | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1651 | Mirror balls make me want to tear off my clothes, jump on a table and do the Funky Chicken. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1652 | I figured we needed to get out of our routine. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1653 | I think we need to face reality. Disco is dead! | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1654 | Why does this guy always insist on being the life of the party? | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1655 | What you doin' on your bed on your back? Ah, You should be dancing, yeah. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1656 | I can't wait to try out my new move | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
1657 | Can someone turn off the patients vital signs? It’s off beat! | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
1658 | OMG! Can someone please explain to this guy what a discogram is??? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1659 | Ah Ah Ah Ah keep them alive, keep them alive Ah Ah Ah Ah Keep them alliiiveee… | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
1660 | I wanna be sure he follows our lights | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
1661 | Let's face it, Stayin' Alive is our lucky tune in the O.R. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1662 | Last dance, last chance for laproscopy, tonight... | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
1663 | I prefer it to Dr. Rebecca's mosh pit idea." | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1664 | Sad. Another severe case of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2198 | 0.04365 | 91 | 71 | 20 | 0 |
1665 | Disco isn't dead, but this guy sure is. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1666 | These patient memory projectors are getting more and more realistic. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1667 | Oh, really? My file said 'disc surgery.' | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1668 | Do you get the feeling they noticed the quiet quitting around here? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
1669 | I sure picked a bad day to kick my coke habit | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1670 | Mirror mirror on the ball, who has the steadiest hands of all? | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
1671 | The AMA lost it! ... a long time ago! | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1672 | So when we're done we all have to put our roller skates back on | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1673 | You said you went to Harvard Medical, Gary. Make it fit. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1674 | Another case of rockin' pneumonia? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1675 | Take that away, he didn't make it. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1676 | Let’s hope that the patient also will be staying alive. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1677 | It was a gift from John Travolta. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1678 | Gen Z new chief: the alternative was a lava lamp. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1679 | Who dropped the ball? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1680 | The light people see when we save their life come from this disco ball | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1681 | Doctor, we’re afraid he’s got a case of Boogie Fever | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1682 | One verse of "Stayin' Alive" before we call it. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1683 | He asked for an out-of-body experience. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
1684 | What you say let's get the party started | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1685 | I got the idea by looking at a measles patient. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
1686 | Next time, let's do this inside! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1687 | Was 'stayin' alive' the correct song to play? | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
1688 | Disco is not dead, disco is life. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
1689 | Once they wake up, Patients can opt for Disco with Donna Summer or champagne bubbles with the Lennon Sisters.” | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1690 | I guess we should note the time. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1691 | The other lamp broke so I thought, ‘Why not upgrade?!’ | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1692 | Perhaps too much quaalude anesthesia. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1693 | I hate operating at Times Square on New Year's Eve. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
1694 | It appears to be a Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
1695 | Looks like another case of Saturday night fever. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1696 | We better operate soon. His Saturday Night Fever has spiked again. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1697 | Typical - my hair's up, my gown's on, and my date's out cold. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1698 | When you proposed studying the effects of MDMA on surgery, I thought we were going to dose the patient. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1699 | Now, that's a bladder. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1700 | If we can keep disco alive, surely our patient here has no worries. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
1701 | So this is Panic! At The Disco | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1702 | He’s stayin’ alive | 1.2177 | 0.04058 | 124 | 99 | 23 | 2 |
1703 | Okay, now I see why it might be a problem to have this in here. Scalpel, please. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1704 | He just won on Dancing with the Stars. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1705 | Oo Oo Oo stayin' alive, stayin' alive | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
1706 | He said he wanted the heart of a young John Travolta. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1707 | I was fine with you playing The Bee Gees during surgery, but I think this may be just a tad too much. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1708 | Ahn, ahn, ahn, ahn, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1709 | Nice try, but "I Will Survive" isn't making the playlist. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1710 | His heart’s not the only beat that’s dropping! | 1.2170 | 0.05363 | 106 | 90 | 9 | 7 |
1711 | Well we need SOMETHING to turn the heartbeat around! | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1712 | Yeah, let's just tell him it was as big as a golf ball | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1713 | When he comes around, it will make him think we haven't run out of anaesthesia. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1714 | It increases the chances of Stayin' Alive by 90 percent. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1715 | Hospital administrators think it will prevent burnout. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
1716 | It's a common side effect of patients with Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1717 | Just because he has a fever and it’s Saturday Night, do we have to go with the disco ball? | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1718 | My wife said it would add some extra oomph to an already fabulous room. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
1719 | We're trying to replicate his Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
1720 | [O/S]: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve found the GOLDEN TICKET, in the esophagus of the MYSTERY PATIENT! | 1.2165 | 0.05719 | 97 | 83 | 7 | 7 |
1721 | It's complements of Big Pharma | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
1722 | Let’s remove this appendix like no one’s watching. | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
1723 | This is what happens when you die at Coachella | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
1724 | Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive, Ah, ha, ha, ha. stayin' alive | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1725 | The patient apparently has Saturday night fever. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1726 | We had to unplug his monitor, but totally worth it! | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1727 | ...and if it goes wrong we can blame it on the boogie. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1728 | Do you have any ketamine? | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1729 | It all started with 'Stayin' Alive' during CPR. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1730 | Does anybody mind if we listen to "Stayin' Alive" again? | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1731 | This case of disco fever appears to be worse than we thought. | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
1732 | Oooooh, as long as I know how to live I know I’ll stay alive! | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
1733 | Is it almost midnight? | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1734 | I heard labor and delivery got a white noise machine. | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
1735 | My Operating Room,my music. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1736 | Well...the client asked us to make it 'pop'. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1737 | FEEL the Beat | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1738 | It's a new type of heart monitor. The light goes on and off with each heartbeat. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
1739 | Our job is to repair his herniated disco. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1740 | I don't know, it adds a little je ne sais quoi. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1741 | Let’s close him up before boogie fever sets in. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1742 | Insurance pays the cover charge. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1743 | If we don't break this disco fever, then he's a goner. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1744 | When I heard we’d be operating on John Travolta it seemed right to hang the disco ball from Stayin’ Alive. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1745 | Soon turned out, he had a heart of glass. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1746 | This operation has a lot of steps. | 1.2143 | 0.04096 | 112 | 89 | 22 | 1 |
1747 | *"I'm telling you, This is the first thing they're gonna wanna see when they wake up" | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1748 | You make us work New Years Eve, we celebrate. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1749 | Do you hear the beat? | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
1750 | Feel like dancing? | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1751 | I didn’t think a crossover episode of “The Good Doctor” and “Dancing With The Stars” was a good idea. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1752 | Well, look on the bright side of things. | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
1753 | It really takes the edge off the flatliners. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
1754 | It's a test to see if playing 'Stayin' Alive' helps with improve our success rates. | 1.2143 | 0.05141 | 112 | 95 | 10 | 7 |
1755 | Wasn't exactly what I meant when I asked for new theatre lights. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1756 | Help! Anybody! Is there a DJ in the operating theater? | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
1757 | Wow, this really lightens up the mood. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1758 | It's actually a good sign. It means the patient is "Stayin' Alive." | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
1759 | I couldn’t resist. The patient has a FEVER and it’s SATURDAY NIGHT. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1760 | I forgot my roller skates. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
1761 | I said 'scalpel,' not 'sparkle' | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1762 | Well how do YOU suggest I celebrate my 1,000th surgery? | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1763 | He came in with a mild case of disco fever, but then his condition deteriorated. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1764 | Carl, you know the party doesn't start until after surgery. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1765 | Turn it off, nurse. We've lost the beat. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
1766 | Disco may be dead, but so is our patient... | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
1767 | Doctor, it’s another confirmed case of Dance Fever! | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1768 | It’s her party, she can die if she wants to. | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
1769 | I think it breaks up the tedium of day after day of florescent lights. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
1770 | Stan I like the new addition.. but don't you think it should be in the break out room | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
1771 | I’m not totally opposed to it, so long as they’re all Stayin’ Alive. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1772 | He booked the Fantasy suite. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1773 | Quickly, doctor! If the burst appendix doesn't get him, boogie fever might. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1774 | Apparently it helps reduce physician burnout | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1775 | 10 - 9 - 8 -7... | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1776 | Transplant successful, doctor. He's got the music in him. | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
1777 | You thought he’d crumble, you thought he’d lay down and die, oh not Guy, he will survive. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1778 | ♫ You're a smooth operator ♫ | 1.2132 | 0.04228 | 136 | 112 | 19 | 5 |
1779 | Not sure how, but it's guaranteed to help his Saturday night fever. | 1.2131 | 0.03901 | 122 | 97 | 24 | 1 |
1780 | Well, he did like Studio 54. | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
1781 | ah ah ah ahh... staying alive! | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
1782 | Don't you guys agree that just playing "Staying Alive" didn't quite cut it? | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
1783 | I don't think his insurance is going to cover this | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
1784 | Try not to splatter any blood on my disco ball. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
1785 | What - is it Saturday night already? | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
1786 | I mean, I did ask whatever for helps you sleep at night... | 1.2130 | 0.05271 | 108 | 92 | 9 | 7 |
1787 | it goes well with the bell-bottom scrubs | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1788 | It’s not the disco ball that bothers me, it is “I Will Survive” playing over and over. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
1789 | Ah, ah, ah,an, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
1790 | It's Saturday night and his fever has returned. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1791 | A reminder, he will survive | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1792 | The diagnosis is Disco Fever. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1793 | I hope that this discos well. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
1794 | We just got past COVID-19 and now Saturday Night Fever is back again? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1795 | Finally found the underlying cause of his Saturday Night Fever | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1796 | I used to think they were tacky but I've come to like Dr. Dre's changes to the surgery room | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
1797 | Don't worry, nurse, he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
1798 | His instruction were to cardi like it's 1999. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1799 | We’ll soon find out if he has a heart of glass. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1800 | Well, we are doing a diskectomy. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
1801 | Cosmetic surgery used to be exclusive | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
1802 | I’m not sure “Stayin’ Alive” is what we want playing during this procedure… | 1.2125 | 0.04602 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
1803 | I want the next patient who thinks about "going to the light" to stay in this room. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1804 | I like his outer body experience | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1805 | Is the patient stayin' alive?" | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
1806 | OK, now he's under so let's hustle. | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
1807 | Yes, the glare is bad, but we really gotta boogie on this appendectomy. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
1808 | I wish we all had better rhythm. | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
1809 | With this new device we can finally treat Saturday Night Fever! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1810 | He just couldn't boogie no more. | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
1811 | Yeah, you can get all kinds of grants for hospital improvements. | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
1812 | What's the plan if a patient isn't Stayin' Alive? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1813 | Well, it's safer than a piñata. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1814 | This is when we play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1815 | We need to lighten things up. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1816 | It’s the only way to cure disco fever. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1817 | Thanks to modern technology, we can treat his night fever, night fever, and he'll be staying alive. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1818 | We'll have this guy dancing in no time! | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1819 | I studied medicine at studio 54 | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1820 | Not yet Carl. The beat’s all wrong. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1821 | Disco saved this life tonight. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1822 | Ready! Turn on the lights and pass around the laughing gas. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1823 | Can't they play something besides Staying Alive? | 1.2111 | 0.04326 | 90 | 71 | 19 | 0 |
1824 | I heard that someone from cardiology is guest deejaying tonight. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
1825 | I hope they don’t play “Last Dance.” | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1826 | He will never know if we don't tell him! | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
1827 | He likes “Stayin Alive.” | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1828 | She has a severe case of Boogie Fever. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1829 | This man is suffering from Night Fever,Night Fever. | 1.2110 | 0.05226 | 109 | 93 | 9 | 7 |
1830 | We should probably stop playing Stayin' Alive now. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
1831 | Maintenance thought I said we had a case of ‘disco’ fever in the OR. | 1.2105 | 0.04740 | 114 | 95 | 14 | 5 |
1832 | They've spotted the problem! | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1833 | You put both hands on the organ and the disco ball spins. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
1834 | If the patient wakes up with flashes and floaters, it was Jerry's idea. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1835 | Give me a hit off that anesthesia so this party can get started! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1836 | Admin had this installed with hopes of improving our patient satisfaction score. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1837 | Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1838 | Med school taught me how to multitask. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1839 | Spoon? | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1840 | Discectomy, not Discotheque. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1841 | That's the third patient this month to succumb to Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2100 | 0.05183 | 100 | 84 | 11 | 5 |
1842 | It’s time to panic. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1843 | Our patient, Mr. Travolta, requested the lighting” | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
1844 | This is our version of The White Light at The End of a Tunnel .... it keeps them guessing. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
1845 | It's okay, I sanitized it | 1.2099 | 0.06265 | 81 | 70 | 5 | 6 |
1846 | Well, the patient did present with Disco Fever complicated by Rockin' Pneumonia and The Boogie Woogie Flu | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
1847 | Looks like he's down to his final countdown. | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
1848 | It’s obviously disco fever. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1849 | The light comes in sparkling or plain as an affordable option. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1850 | On the bright side, the disco ball installation was a success. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1851 | The competing hospital has crucifixes. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
1852 | Just as we thought, an advanced case of Saturday Night Fever! | 1.2093 | 0.04412 | 86 | 68 | 18 | 0 |
1853 | Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1854 | Let's hope it beams him down , not up. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
1855 | Apparently disco fever is airborne. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
1856 | It makes them feel like dancin'. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
1857 | Management is incentivizing appendectomies this month. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1858 | Doctor, his oxygen has boogied down to zero! | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
1859 | It /is/ casual Friday after all | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
1860 | They won’t know if we just do the hand jive… | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1861 | Patient: I see the light Doctor: up the anesthesia | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1862 | All the blood and guts were getting me down a little. I thought we could use something festive. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
1863 | It was either this or the fog machine | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1864 | Well,this is awkward. Time of death in 3,2,1... | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1865 | Ok. Now let’s start compressions. | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
1866 | This disco pacemaker will have him up and around again in no time. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1867 | I don't think it's working. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1868 | The anesthesiologist has been flirting with that new guy in procurement again. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
1869 | This will help keep his disco fever under control. | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
1870 | Yes, ‘Stayin’ Alive” is a good message, but really? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1871 | I know management promised to compensate us for all the extra hours we worked during Covid, but this better not be all they had in mind! | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1872 | We've got to stop his dance fever before it becomes a disco inferno, stat! | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
1873 | We've found that the procedures we do this way lead to better vibe-related outcomes. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
1874 | It appears we’ll be able to skate through this procedure. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
1875 | HR said the hospital holiday party had to be rescheduled ‘on-site’ this year | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1876 | Stairway to Heaven is inappropriate for our homecoming today. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
1877 | It's all part of the "Staying Alive" theme | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
1878 | Congratulations! You're our one millionth- aaaaand he flat-lined. | 1.2079 | 0.05324 | 101 | 86 | 9 | 6 |
1879 | To improve morale the Social Committee suggested disco nights in the OR. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
1880 | Save the life of the party! | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
1881 | There's little evidence that it helps medically, but boy does it lift the spirits. | 1.2078 | 0.04189 | 154 | 130 | 16 | 8 |
1882 | Mr. Travolta won't be stayin' alive unless we get some decent lighting in here. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1883 | A little to the left, please. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
1884 | On the plus side, we can tell his family there WAS a miracle… | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
1885 | When the hospital said they would update the experience I didn't think it would include ours. | 1.2075 | 0.03958 | 106 | 84 | 22 | 0 |
1886 | We have to work fast. He’s got a Saturday Night Fever! | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1887 | Our latest initiative to promote work-life balance. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1888 | It's from the insurance company; he doesn't have coverage. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1889 | Who says you only go around once? | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1890 | wait so this is a real operating room and someone DIDN’T call for a male surgeon stripper? | 1.2073 | 0.05945 | 82 | 70 | 7 | 5 |
1891 | In order to cut costs, management decided this operating room will now also serve as a disco. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
1892 | I say we skip the biopsy and go with a radical discoectomy. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
1893 | The anesthesiologist kept humming "Staying Alive", and it kind of got out of hand after that. | 1.2073 | 0.05945 | 82 | 70 | 7 | 5 |
1894 | Sure, it looks pretty, but the patients all wake up thinking they’re dead in heaven. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
1895 | Operating Studio - 54 | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
1896 | Ah, ah, ah , ah staying aliiiiiive? | 1.2072 | 0.04976 | 111 | 94 | 11 | 6 |
1897 | We've tried everything. Our only hope is that the virus hates disco. | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
1898 | Is it wrong to enjoy treating celebrities? | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
1899 | Let's put the "fun" back in Functional Endoscopic Surgery. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1900 | Well, the patient insisted — he says disco is back! | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
1901 | Good insurance. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
1902 | I say, let's dance!!! | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
1903 | Siri...enough Bee Gees! Let's try The Rolling Stones. | 1.2069 | 0.04665 | 116 | 97 | 14 | 5 |
1904 | I said prep the room for a herniated disc surgery… not a luxuriated disco nursery… this isn’t even the delivery ward” @newyorkercartoon | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1905 | You said "be positive," right? | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1906 | He has no vitals. Freak out! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1907 | I said: "Fat chance,not Let's dance!" | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1908 | We really need new fittings on the gas lines. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
1909 | No, I said this is a “disc” operation. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1910 | Elon Musk is dead! | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
1911 | It was either twilight sleep or this, the patient chose both. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1912 | I always close up to Dancing Queen and the ball | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
1913 | Just a covid cell with lights and no spikes. | 1.2063 | 0.04410 | 126 | 105 | 16 | 5 |
1914 | 'He suffered a Saturday Night Seizure.' | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
1915 | I'm being sued for malpractice in seven states. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
1916 | It lightens the atmosphere alright but can be a bit of a nuisance with the surgery marker lines. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
1917 | We really need to find a new co-working space. | 1.2062 | 0.04129 | 97 | 77 | 20 | 0 |
1918 | It stops me from checking my phone during the procedure | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
1919 | Should we start singing 'Stayin' alive? | 1.2061 | 0.04157 | 131 | 108 | 19 | 4 |
1920 | I'm okay with the ball, but I have to say that playing 'Stayin' Alive' is a little too on the nose." | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1921 | This is how he is stayin' alive. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1922 | This might explain the shaking buttocks. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1923 | Can we do Open Mic Night at the Comedy Club tomorrow? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1924 | They said it would light up the procedure better, but I just can’t let go of 1975. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1925 | Stayin' Alivvvvveeeee | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1926 | I know Mr. Travolta insisted on the disco ball but I do find it very distracting.” | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1927 | I had it installed last surgery. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
1928 | I believe I've located the source of this fever. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
1929 | We don't want them to see a spooky white light when they wake up. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
1930 | Now will you remember to give chest compressions to the beat of "Stayin' Alive"? | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1931 | We aim to make gastro procedures more fun | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1932 | Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1933 | The day that disco died. | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
1934 | These come standard in the Travolta wing. | 1.2051 | 0.04467 | 117 | 97 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | Whaddya guys say we turn on Dark Side of the Moon and see just how strong this nitrous gets? | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
1936 | I tried to decline John but they said this extra came with the gas machine. Oh well, at least our CPR will be in sync in case we need it. | 1.2051 | 0.04467 | 117 | 97 | 16 | 4 |
1937 | Last night the DJ saved my life… I dedicate this to him | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
1938 | Wait for the heart beat to drop” | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
1939 | Because Medicare disallowed the cost of our chandelier. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1940 | I think DJ, the electrician, wants the Hospital Christmas DJ gig. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
1941 | And the is the next innovation in surgical technology | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1942 | The Bee Gees sent their regards for Travolta's hip replacement surgery. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1943 | Wait. I thought you said discotomy. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1944 | It appears the OR staff misunderstood when I told them the patient spiked a fever Saturday night. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
1945 | Do you think this disco ball will help him stay alive? | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
1946 | He just couldn't boogie oogie oogie no more. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
1947 | We're gonna need to call in the disco tech. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
1948 | Cue up "I Will Survive". | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
1949 | So I guess it is Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
1950 | He came in with a fever on a Saturday night. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
1951 | We use this equipment to treat a herniated disco. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
1952 | Glad our Covid money went to good use. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
1953 | Well… At least disco will never die. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
1954 | Of course, since his insurance won't cover the licenses to play this music, we'll just bill him directly. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
1955 | Now he’ll be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
1956 | OK, let’s be sure not to leave this thing in. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
1957 | It fits with the staying alive theme | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
1958 | Start the music. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
1959 | Voila! Days of Disco! | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
1960 | Staying alive. Staying alive. Oh oh oh oh staying aliiiive. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
1961 | Scalpel? No. Boogie shoes? Yes, please! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
1962 | It was this or the fog machine. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
1963 | I told the interns they had to Hustle | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
1964 | Boogie over here with a scalpel, would ya dude? | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1965 | Saturday Night Fever? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1966 | Damn those electronic records . I meant to type disc surgery, not disco. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1967 | Alex Turner (The Arctic Monkeys) wasn’t kidding when he said “there’d better be a mirror ball” | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1968 | Nurse, scapel please. Alexa, play Stayin' Alive. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1969 | Time of death, 12:01. Happy new year everyone | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1970 | New York’s hottest club is the operating room. It’s got everything, EKG machines, anesthesiologists, appendectomies, and those shoes that nurses wear… | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1971 | He always said to throw him a party!” | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1972 | Doctor,his Saturday Night Fever is spiking! | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1973 | Helps take my mind off all this life saving stuff." | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1974 | It reminds me that I never made it to Studio 54. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1975 | Inappropriate? Stayin' alive is our whole theme! | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1976 | Can't you wait until he's actually dead? | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1977 | Today we are going to work on our dancing. [submitted by Isabel O'Dea, age 7] | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
1978 | He requested Unbreak My Heart. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
1979 | We need to work quickly, his Night Fever is getting worse. | 1.2037 | 0.04880 | 108 | 91 | 12 | 5 |
1980 | Staying alive is the theme of this operation | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
1981 | Studies show that the patient needs less anesthesia | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
1982 | Mr. Travolta, can you hear me? | 1.2035 | 0.04730 | 113 | 95 | 13 | 5 |
1983 | It's to distract the patient in case the anesthetic wears off. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1984 | Does it ever stop playing "Stayin' Alive"? | 1.2033 | 0.04612 | 123 | 104 | 13 | 6 |
1985 | Just because it's life-threatening doesn't mean it has to be boring. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
1986 | Might explain why our patients’ claims of near death light displays are off the charts. | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
1987 | Welcome to Club Med. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
1988 | It gets way better results on my Instagram page. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1989 | It says, let's cut a rug! | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
1990 | Make it stop spinning, I don't see what I'm cutting | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
1991 | Playing "I Will Survive" on repeat yields a 48% lowering of morbidity rate. So, yes, there's Disco Data. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
1992 | So when John Travolta joined the hospital board, I thought he was going to be fund-raising. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
1993 | I'd rather have a closer parking spot, but a perk is a perk" | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
1994 | NIH would not fund the clinical trial unless we included some innovations | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
1995 | I like to keep it fresh. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
1996 | I find it motivating to play "Stayin' Alive" during surgery. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
1997 | The other light Gary! | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
1998 | Congratulations! You are our one millionth coronary bypass patient. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
1999 | “Damn it people, I said we’re removing the middle LOBE!” | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2000 | Yeah, he wanted the whole "I will survive" theme | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2001 | No, the other spotter. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2002 | Is this what HR meant when they said they were boosting workplace morale? | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2003 | Disco is dead and sadly, so is he | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2004 | We needed something to breathe some life into the room. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2005 | I know disco is dead but this seems a little excessive. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2006 | It would appear that in addition to his appendicitis, he has the Saturday night fever. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2007 | I apologize doc, but can you pick up the pace? These darn coworking facilities can be annoying and the DJ needs to set up. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2008 | He works for a start up, you know? | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2009 | I don’t get it…he should be dancing, yeah, dancing, yeah | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2010 | It’s good for morale. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2011 | I searched @pinterest for ‘surgery aesthetic’ | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2012 | I know it lights up the operating theatre, but the glitter gets EVERYWHERE! | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2013 | How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? Stayin' Alive? Really? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2014 | "This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around." | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2015 | We're treating his Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2016 | Doctors. Let’s give him the John Travlota face he’s paying us for! | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2017 | That’s the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, we light it. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2018 | Is it too late to take that elective | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2019 | OK, now pipe in 'Staying Alive' | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2020 | I said herniated disc. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2021 | Coworking spaces, am I right? | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
2022 | Oh, that's just in case we get a sudden urge to boogie. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2023 | I thought I told Greg we weren’t doing a ball drop just because we have to work New Years Eve. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2024 | Is his disco fever contagious? | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2025 | Doctor, I understand that Disco isn't dead, but this man is. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2026 | We’re losing him. Any last requests? | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2027 | I suppose this means we'll all be wearing white polyester scrubs? | 1.2018 | 0.04076 | 109 | 88 | 20 | 1 |
2028 | 'Staying Alive'; it helps motivate the patient!" | 1.2018 | 0.04349 | 114 | 94 | 17 | 3 |
2029 | A medical first: Lumbar Disco Fusion Surgery | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2030 | Surgery is a lot more fun since we got our own You Tube channel. | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2031 | We must find the source of this man’s Saturday night fever. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2032 | 12:05 a.m. Disco is officially dead, now about this patient. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2033 | Disco fever really is deadly | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2034 | I guess this was the next logical step after we allowed music in the operating room." | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2035 | Its from the IKEA, O.R. line. It's called a Scrubfliten." | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2036 | I'm just hoping it's a leak in the anesthesia hose... | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2037 | He must have Saturday Night Fever | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2038 | I said “herniated disc,” not “he needs disco.” | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2039 | Unable to revive Disco from a decades-long coma, doctors finally pulled the plug. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2040 | if only someone had told him this wasn't the piñata... | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2041 | I was kinda enjoying the elevator music with the ping noises in the background, scalpel! | 1.2000 | 0.03846 | 130 | 106 | 22 | 2 |
2042 | Well while it's out go ahead and play "Stayin' Alive" | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2043 | I just think it adds a little pop! | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
2044 | Must be another Saturday night fever. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2045 | It was a request from Mr. Travolta | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2046 | The patient requested "I will survive " by Gloria Gaynor and the mirror ball was my idea. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2047 | Sometimes, I think I should have become a lawyer like my brother. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2048 | Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, stayin; alive, stayin; alive ... | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2049 | You'll get used to it. It's just a function of operating in the Donna Summer Memorial Surgical Theater. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
2050 | I think hospital management is taking the concept of boutique medicine a bit too literally. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2051 | The patient wanted strobe lights, but we had to draw the line. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2052 | This will turn the beat around. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2053 | It came with the machine that goes 'ding.' | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2054 | We may as well dance. He's probably not going to make it anyway. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2055 | YOLO | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2056 | Does it have to be "Stayin' Alive" every time? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2057 | It's no good guys, he's crossed over to the other side. | 1.2000 | 0.05749 | 85 | 73 | 7 | 5 |
2058 | Too soon? | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2059 | We're still experimenting with treatments for Saturday Night Fever. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2060 | With this playlist there's no possibility of arythmia | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2061 | It's alright, it's okay — he'll live to see another day. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2062 | I said the scalpel, not the laser! | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2063 | A textbook case of 'Saturday Night Fever' - he'll bop 'til it drops. | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 102 | 12 | 6 |
2064 | We call it the Bee Gees protocol. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2065 | Someone someone queue up Doctor! Doctor! | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2066 | (Please be) Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2067 | Now we amplify the heartbeat. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2068 | Wow! His soul really did sparkle! | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2069 | Should old appendix be forgot | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2070 | I thought it would inspire us to hustle. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2071 | We have one heck of a Grant Writer! | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2072 | Remember, never point the laser knife at it. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2073 | Oh no, he's still got that Saturday Night Fever | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2074 | I thought you requested Panic! At The Disco? | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2075 | It's a pilot for a new reality show, "Surgery With the Stars." | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2076 | Let’s have some organ music! | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2077 | Yes, it's the standard procedure to treat the night fever, | 1.2000 | 0.04423 | 130 | 110 | 14 | 6 |
2078 | Time to cue up "Stayin' Alive". | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2079 | I will be taking over for Dr Fowler pending the outcome of an investigation that surprises no one. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2080 | TikTok is gonna love this. | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2081 | I said intubate, not decorate! | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2082 | If anyone asks, he was DOA, right? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2083 | He wanted to party like it’s 1999 | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2084 | All that was available was the discOR | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2085 | He has a premium insurance. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2086 | Who doesn't need a discoplasty? | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
2087 | We are ready to begin the appendiscomy. | 1.1982 | 0.04582 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
2088 | Surgery is a lot like dancing. | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2089 | He has very good insurance. | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
2090 | Doing surgery on Xmas does have its challenges. | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
2091 | STAYIN’ ALIVE, Ya! Ya! Ya! STAYIN’ ALIIIIVE! Let’s do this! | 1.1981 | 0.04911 | 106 | 90 | 11 | 5 |
2092 | Maybe he's not ready for the light? | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2093 | I hate disco too, but he requested we play "Staying Alive." | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2094 | And now for some syncopated, synthesized surgery! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2095 | I hope everyone likes “Staying Alive”! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2096 | Why does dis go round? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2097 | I asked for "Wake up Little Suzie" , not ""Staying Alive". | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2098 | Disco or Die ✨ | 1.1980 | 0.05269 | 101 | 87 | 8 | 6 |
2099 | Sing along with me: keep him alive, keep him alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2100 | But it IS what you wrote, doctor: a lumbar discoectomy ! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2101 | This is as close as I will get to a glittering career. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2102 | I think it'll be a spotty recovery. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2103 | we want to make sure our patients are stayin’ alive. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2104 | Are you quite certain this is the best way to treat Saturday Night Fever? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2105 | Don't you think it's a little early to be decorating for the anesthesia party tonight? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2106 | In this OR, "Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive." | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2107 | Not exactly what I expected for healthcare worker appreciation week | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2108 | Watch what happens when we whisper, ‘Go toward the light.’ You’ll be in stitches! | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2109 | My diagnosis is: Saturday night fever. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2110 | Oh, oh, oh, staying alive, Staying Alive! | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2111 | Together now: ‘should auld appendix be forgot…’ | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2112 | Doctors Without Borders conveniently didn't specify which village people I'd be treating. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2113 | It's not covered by Medicare, but it's become an integral part of my process. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2114 | This is not what I meant by an operating theater. | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2115 | Should we turn off Staying Alive now that he's dead? | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2116 | ...and add the track "Staying Alive" and we're bound to top the charts..." | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2117 | Alexa, skip ‘Another one Bites the dust!’ | 1.1978 | 0.05893 | 91 | 80 | 4 | 7 |
2118 | But I got it on sale | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2119 | Whoever was in charge with cleaning up after the last night's party better have at least a kickass playlist for us | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2120 | X-ray me fa so la ti do-over. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2121 | "Let's kick off the playlist with 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees." | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2122 | I think it came from the bikini bar next door. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2123 | At least disco never dies. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2124 | Music. Action | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2125 | I was against it at first, but it really adds that 'je ne sais quoi' to an otherwise sterile design. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2126 | Heaven! He ‘s in Heaven, And his heart beats so that he can hardly speak… | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2127 | When does the dancing start? | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2128 | Looks like a classic case of Saturday night fever. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2129 | I was okay with streaming the Donna Summer songs, but do we really need this? | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2130 | Perks of operating on New Years Eve | 1.1977 | 0.05922 | 86 | 75 | 5 | 6 |
2131 | They’ll do ANYTHING to get us back in office. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2132 | Once again doctor, you've brought brilliance to the operating room. | 1.1975 | 0.05937 | 81 | 70 | 6 | 5 |
2133 | Now I feel in my element. | 1.1975 | 0.04451 | 81 | 65 | 16 | 0 |
2134 | Mr. Travolta insisted. | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2135 | In response to your complaints about the exhaustion of healthcare workers, admin has done...this. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2136 | I like the nightlife. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2137 | Time of death: January 1, 12:00 AM | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2138 | Now I know why they call this operating room Studio 54! | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2139 | This is the last time I let you pick the playlist. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2140 | There are reports of a 3.7 percent improvement in surgical outcomes done with a strobe light. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2141 | DisCovid like it’s 1999 | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2142 | This is not what I meant when I said we needed better lighting. | 1.1964 | 0.03979 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
2143 | His fever is too high to proceed with the operation | 1.1964 | 0.03979 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
2144 | The insurance companies had us put it in. It's called Stayin Alive lighting. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2145 | Say it with me. We are all stars in here. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2146 | ‘Where’s dis go’? | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2147 | Looks like a herniated disco. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2148 | Come on, just follow the beat! | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2149 | His only hope is to induce Disco Fever. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2150 | The "Stain' Alive" song I get, But the disco ball's too much. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2151 | Now, whatever the outcome, I always feel like dancing. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2152 | Ya he grew up in the 70s. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2153 | Alexa.........play "Staying Alive" | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2154 | He,he,he,he’s stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2155 | Now start playing "Stayin' Alive" | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2156 | This new experimental treatment is part of a double-blinding study. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2157 | It helps me feel more God like. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2158 | "Stop. Spinning." | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2159 | You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, nurse pass the patient's spleen. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2160 | Quick, turn the monitor up. Let's get this party going. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2161 | Who picked Stayin’ Alive? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2162 | this has really increased our patients “going to the light” | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2163 | This used to be more fun. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2164 | The dance hall use starts at 8PM sharp. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2165 | Disco isn't the only thing that's dead. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2166 | Mr. Travolta insisted upon this before his operation. | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2167 | Well, it does liven up this situation. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2168 | Well, it's Saturday night, and he's got a fever. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2169 | Sick beat! | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2170 | It adds a little glamour to the procedure! | 1.1954 | 0.05626 | 87 | 75 | 7 | 5 |
2171 | Someone needs to have a word with the social committee. | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2172 | I told you “Disco Gall Bladder Removal” was an awful theme for our prom. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2173 | Panic at the operating room. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2174 | As I suspect, the patient is suffering from disco fever. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2175 | Hey look, it's a slipped disc-o! | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2176 | Come on, "Stayin' Alive" is so cliche. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2177 | I'm ok with the disco ball. I will Survive not so much. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2178 | Staying alive…you hoo you hoo Staying alive… | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2179 | Get me 10cc of funk,stat! | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2180 | Let's put a little funk in his sutures. | 1.1954 | 0.04276 | 87 | 70 | 17 | 0 |
2181 | This way "Staying Alive" is the last song in their head before anesthesia... | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2182 | Now just crank up "Stayin' Alive" and we're good to go! | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
2183 | Do you think the “Stayin’ Alive” theme is maybe a little over the top? | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2184 | Call me Dr. Disco. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2185 | Oh, it creates a lovely mood, but I'm still going to need a better light. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2186 | It’s the worst kind: disco fever. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2187 | His out-of-body experience is having a ball. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2188 | It's magical | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2189 | Our biggest donor is a ballroom dancer. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2190 | Super freaky, but now we know he is stayin' alive... | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2191 | 'Y'all thinking what I'm thinking?' 'Yep, someone clearly dropped the ball. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2192 | Do you really mean to tell me that the rotation of the ball is STILL out of sync with the beat? | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2193 | Is this covered by his insurance? | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2194 | I know. And when I ordered it I even made a point of saying it was for the theatre | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
2195 | He's the last dancer standing from the Studio 54 golden days. This will keep him going while we surgically update his rhythm. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2196 | Staying alive. Staying alive. Oo oo oo oo, staying ali-i-i-ive. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2197 | Doctor, add Disco Fever to his chart—STAT. | 1.1942 | 0.04986 | 103 | 88 | 10 | 5 |
2198 | I said to prepare the room for a “disc operation”, not a “disco aspiration”! | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2199 | I didn't know that Saturday Night Fever required surgical intervention. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2200 | this is so “mirrorball” by taylor swift | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
2201 | He asked that we play "Stayin' Alive." | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2202 | So you think you can operate? | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2203 | And of course we pipe in “Stayin’ Alive”! | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2204 | Oh no.... I DON'T FEEL THE BEAT! | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2205 | These PPO plans are wild. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2206 | Do you really think a ball drop is the best way to make an incision? | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2207 | Do you think it’s reassuring when we play ‘Staying Alive?’ | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
2208 | CPR to “Staying Alive” is one thing but this is ridiculous | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2209 | I ordered twilight sedation, not nightlife simulation. My bad. Do you think his health insurance will cover it? | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
2210 | Sometimes dancing is the best medicine | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2211 | Hey, look at all the teeny spleens. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2212 | It’s what you do when you operate on Travolta. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2213 | Matt, in what world does “colon is discolored” sound like “call in the disco ball”? | 1.1935 | 0.05567 | 93 | 81 | 6 | 6 |
2214 | ...and so I just Googled 'lighting good for drugs'... | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2215 | Glad to see the patient's heart beating strongly to the rhythm. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2216 | now, to get into that disco-lated shoulder | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2217 | This swilling light has magical healing powers. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2218 | Looks like we found the prize inside | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2219 | . “We will have him up and dancing in no time.” | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2220 | Microphone. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2221 | I hope he's stayin' alive! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2222 | It was on the checklist. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2223 | Love it or hate it - surgeons get all the glamor. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2224 | I don’t know…it just brings that”Stayin’ Alive” vibe to the room, don’t ya think? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2225 | No! I was looking forward to a bright, sterile room. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2226 | So, when that happens, it means the patient has just died. | 1.1932 | 0.05566 | 88 | 76 | 7 | 5 |
2227 | It's for the OBeeGees. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2228 | He's very into "Stayin' Alive." | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2229 | I thought it went with that whole Stayin’ Alive” vibe. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2230 | Brings a little pizzazz to ‘going into the light’ - don’t you think? | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2231 | It helps remind me that dis go dis way and dis go dat way | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2232 | Mirror Mirrorball up on top, how do I make his heart not stop? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2233 | More cowbell stat | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2234 | Agreed. The doctor stays under and we are not going back to sit in the waiting room until this "ON TIME" chip has been successfully implanted. | 1.1930 | 0.04294 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
2235 | And now, ladies and gentlemen ... the Stones! | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2236 | Wouldn't do a sex change without one! | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2237 | It comes with my 70’s Spotify playlist. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2238 | We're trying to see if playing 'Stayin' Alive' during surgery helps at all. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2239 | It help patients with Night Fever recover more quickly. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2240 | Ah, ha, ha, ha he's stayin' alive. | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2241 | I thought we asked for white? | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2242 | But I love Donna Summer playing while we operate. | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
2243 | Maybe if we stop playing "Staying Alive" it will go away. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2244 | ?Uh uh uh uh staying alive ? | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2245 | Must be Saturday Night! | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2246 | work-fun balance | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2247 | Now if we can't find it in any of these mirrors, it's gone | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2248 | why are you taking us along with him | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2249 | You said he needed help stayin' alive. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2250 | I’m just saying that Stayin’ Alive is getting a little old at this point. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2251 | it came with him | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2252 | So is it OK to break into dance? | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2253 | OK, we've got the Boogie Fever under control; now let's get about repairing that Hungry Heart". | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2254 | It adds a certain a certain Je ne sais quoi to the OR. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2255 | This will get us more TikTok followers for sure | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2256 | Cutting for the very first time. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2257 | He apparently has as acute case of ‘Night Fever, Night Fe-ver’. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2258 | I dunno, it's got a good beat, but it's hard to dance to. | 1.1919 | 0.03978 | 99 | 80 | 19 | 0 |
2259 | In this case, I thought ‘Staying Alive’ might be appropriate. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2260 | We needed something to liven up the place. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2261 | I wrote all about this in my disco-tation. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2262 | We never should have accepted that endowment from Disco Stu. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2263 | Supposed to help us deal with fevers, especially on Saturday night. | 1.1919 | 0.03978 | 99 | 80 | 19 | 0 |
2264 | He said he's had this kidney stone since the '70s. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2265 | Since pay cuts, the OR has doubled as a nightclub. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2266 | well I guess he's staying alive | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2267 | O.K. I 'll give y' the mirror ball, but 'Stayin' Alive'? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2268 | Ah, ha, ha, ha - Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! | 1.1915 | 0.05511 | 94 | 82 | 6 | 6 |
2269 | They say disco is dead,but if we can't keep it alive,then who? | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2270 | After all, she was a Disco Diva! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2271 | He'll be okay, it looks like he just has a case of Saturday Night Fever | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2272 | And, now, I present to you my fellow colleagues, panic at the disco. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2273 | We did ask for reflective lighting, but this is not what I anticipated. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2274 | .....and the clock strikes midnight. Well, Happy New Lower Intestine! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2275 | I feel young enough to care. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2276 | He came down with a case of disco fever.” | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2277 | After this song it will drop and break the kidney stone. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2278 | This makes surgery more fun for us and the hospital gets reimbursed for it under code disco.123 | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2279 | Sure it lightens up the workplace, but does it brighten moral and bowels?" | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2280 | Yeah I figured, if we were going to pull these long hours we should at least have fun with it. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2281 | You're on mute. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2282 | Hand me a syncopated bassline with a synthesizer. | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2283 | Last night a DJ saved my life | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2284 | He has a bad case of Night Fever | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2285 | And this is why we don't operate on New Year's Eve! | 1.1910 | 0.05507 | 89 | 77 | 7 | 5 |
2286 | Janet! I said it was a disc bulge treatment, Not a disco ball treatment | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2287 | So this is what happens when we don’t say “clear”. | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2288 | Staying Alive,Staying Alive | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2289 | We're sure this urban transplant's going to fit in? | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2290 | We only use this when the patient presents with a fever on Saturday night | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2291 | It’s a classic case of Saturday Night Fever. | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2292 | Yes, and he insisted that we play, “I will survive.” | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2293 | It's happy hour already? | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2294 | There's definitely something funky going on with this patient's heart. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2295 | He has club level insurance. | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2296 | And so an angel gets its wings | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2297 | Get your groove on, the dance floor is open. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2298 | HR mandated Disco-break | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2299 | I let you have your Dylan playlist last week - this week it's my turn. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2300 | When is the WTO going to declare the Dance Fever pandemic? | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2301 | I think the anesthesia is working | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2302 | Told you he’s the life of the party | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2303 | No worries! I’ll catch it if it falls | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2304 | This wasn’t what I was expecting when we requested upgraded OR lighting | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2305 | I guess we better be done by midnight... | 1.1901 | 0.04740 | 121 | 105 | 9 | 7 |
2306 | Looks like they’ve rehired that boomer maintenance guy. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2307 | I hope this patient lives longer than this disco phase | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2308 | The patient’s case of Disco Fever quickly took a turn for the worse. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2309 | Apparently this was the best way to release "good vibes." | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2310 | The patient came down with a fever Saturday night so we figured let's just go all out | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2311 | I thought it'd add kind of a fun vibe. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2312 | He'll need a complete party transplant. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2313 | I love it when the anesthesia mask has a leak. | 1.1899 | 0.05719 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
2314 | Last week it was a Magic 8 Ball. This week it's a Disco Ball. Focus groups run amok! | 1.1899 | 0.05719 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
2315 | He also requested we play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2316 | This man needs two CC's of three Bee Gees, stat! | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2317 | They say the body is a wonderland. But this, this is something else. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2318 | I'm not sure if "Staying Alive" instills the kind of confidence in this procedure that you think it does. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2319 | I think he would have appreciated the ball, and the sound track " " Don't leave me this way". | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2320 | The only revival i'm concerned with is the 70's. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2321 | The only way to treat this patient’s Saturday Night Fever is to do the Hustle. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2322 | Malpractice has never felt better. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2323 | Breathing Queen… | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2324 | And you may look the other way ,we can try to understand The New York Times'effect on man | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2325 | Gen Z’s idea of a positive work environment has gone too far. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2326 | Will this lightning really make my sutures look better? | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2327 | I thought it said disc operation. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2328 | stayin’alivestayin’alive ~ “yah ~ it is ~ it’s the Bees Gees | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2329 | Welcome to your residency at Club Med. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2330 | And the magic begins | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
2331 | It’s a known side effect from using MDMA as an anesthetic. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2332 | Alexa, how did Ms. Smith here collapse? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2333 | And he's a smooth operator...(smooth operator)...smoooottthhh oper-ator! | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
2334 | Damn, the intern again | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2335 | It’s harder for them to go into the light if they don’t know which light to follow | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2336 | It's a celebration of our grand opening! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2337 | After 1000 appendictomies you need to liven up the experience | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
2338 | This patient requests Stayin' Alive. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2339 | This will be less disgusting than the black light. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2340 | Welcome to the Dance Surgery Podcast. Today's guest is...no longer with us. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2341 | Is this HR's idea of having fun at work? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2342 | For the last time Dave,the patient has appendicitis,not disco fever! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2343 | The New York Times’ effect on man | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2344 | Stayin' Alive? I Will Survive? Night Fever?" "No-Heart of Glass! | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
2345 | Disco didn't die? Good omen. | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
2346 | My God. This man has a terminal case of night fever. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2347 | Round and round she goes.... | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2348 | At least we didn’t miss the ball drop this year… Happy New Year. Suction and counter traction please. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2349 | The board finally approved new lights in all the ORs. They probably shouldn | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
2350 | I think adds a certain je ne sais quo to the room | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2351 | This is the most severe case of discopathy that I’ve ever seen. | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2352 | It's one thing to play 'I Will Survive' during operations, but the disco ball is too much. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2353 | Doctor, I’m not sure your gallstone ball has room for any more… | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2354 | Ah ah ah ah stayin' aliiiiive! | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2355 | This is the worst case of funk I've ever seen. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2356 | Ironically, it seems to reduce complications from fever. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2357 | Night fever,night fever | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2358 | He's a huge Bee Gees fan. Now let's play the song. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2359 | It's the only real cure for night fever. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2360 | I'm not so sure he'll be stayin' alive! stayin' alive! | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2361 | Count backwards from "Disco Duck". | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
2362 | Hand me the mic, let's get the music started | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2363 | It's throwback Thursday... circa 1978! | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2364 | Ambience, ambulance. Same difference. | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
2365 | Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive ooh ooh ooh | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2366 | Because I thought the operating room lights were too harsh. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2367 | The theme of today’s surgery is ‘an appendectomy to remember’ | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2368 | These hospital TikToks are getting out of control | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2369 | We charge extra for this, right? | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2370 | We heard he had a Saturday night fever. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2371 | I guess Stayin’ Alive is appropriate. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2372 | As long as it's here, every patient is stayin' alive. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2373 | He may have been a brother or a mother, but he certainly won't be stayin' alive." | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2374 | He’s got a real Saturday Night Fever. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2375 | His disco beat is back. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2376 | When the organ donor has O- we can't help but celebrate a little | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2377 | I think it means we should play "Stayin' Alive." | 1.1875 | 0.04666 | 112 | 96 | 11 | 5 |
2378 | I heard it's for the Boomers. Something about Stayin' Alive or I Will Survive? | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2379 | Is the patient's toe-tapping a reaction to the music or drugs? | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2380 | Thanks to you, Doctor, this patient is stayin' alive! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2381 | I like music in the OR as much as the next guy but is "Stayin' Alive" really appropriate? | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2382 | He wanted to be in his most comfortable state | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2383 | But...he was admitted with Friday night fever. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2384 | As long as he knows how to love, I know he'll stay alive. He will survive! | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2385 | He’s got night fever, night fever, and we know how to do it! | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2386 | At least it’s Friday | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2387 | When I requested improved lighting in the O.R., this is not what I had in mind. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2388 | And today of all days, I forgot my roller skates. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2389 | This is common with Boogie Fever. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2390 | We're keep, keep, keep, keep, keepin' him alive, keepin' him alive | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2391 | He was born--dee-duh-deet-duh-deet-deetdeetdeet--born to be alive. | 1.1875 | 0.04490 | 112 | 95 | 13 | 4 |
2392 | I think maybe “Stayin’ Alive” would be a better choice than “Love You Inside Out” for your OR playlist during Greatest Hits of Disco Week, Doctor. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2393 | I like the ball, but isn't "Stayin' Alive" a bit on the nose? | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2394 | We have more fun on the overnight shift. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2395 | The disco light can stay but 'YMCA' by the Village People has gotta go! | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2396 | Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother, you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… | 1.1868 | 0.05393 | 91 | 79 | 7 | 5 |
2397 | Every time we make an incision, the ball spins, lights go on and we hear "Stayin Alive." Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2398 | did you touch anything to activate this part of his subconscious ? | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2399 | Yes, he's from Brooklyn and its Saturday Night. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2400 | We have to operate. He's got Saturday Night Fever. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2401 | I think he slipped his disco. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2402 | why, yes, Dr. I AM wearing roller skates; now if you’ll que my bee gees playlist , we can proceed.. | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2403 | The patient requested a visual anesthetic. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2404 | I don’t mind the ball but is “Stayin Alive” really necessary? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2405 | A little on the nose for an Orchiectomy, don't you think? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2406 | Yes, I know it's not optimal. But it was either this or a lava lamp. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2407 | I said to get "rubbing alcohol", not "clubbing alcohol" | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2408 | How'd you guys know it was my 1000th patient?? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2409 | He got hurt when everybody was Kung Fu fighting. | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2410 | Underwater asphyxia has been shown to enhance creative output. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2411 | I'm afraid it's night fever. But we know how to do it. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2412 | We got feedback that it’s a bit too sterile in here! | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2413 | What? We all took the hip-pocrarit oath, didn’t we? | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2414 | Ok, "Stayin' Alive" was funny the first time. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2415 | OK, you've taken the "Lancing Queen" joke a little too far. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2416 | Full disclosure…not really sure I ‘needed’ that third rail of blow. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2417 | Well, at least there’s one thing that’s not dead. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2418 | Let’s - hope - he’ll - be — staying alive, staying alive! | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2419 | We get some weird near-death experience reports from here. | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2420 | I understand the request to pipe in "I Will Survive," but this seems excessive. | 1.1860 | 0.04221 | 86 | 70 | 16 | 0 |
2421 | Just setting the mood. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2422 | I heard he wrote Disco Not Reggae as his DNR. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2423 | When I requisitioned better music for surgery, I was thinking Classical - not Disco. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2424 | Yes, a curious, little-known disorder of the distant past called ‘Disco Fever’. Fragmentary records suggest this indeed was the recommended procedure. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2425 | When you operate on one of Dick Clark's relatives, he would have expected this. | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
2426 | We’ll start with ‘Open Sesame’, segue to ‘Staying Alive’ and close with ‘Disco Inferno’. | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
2427 | It says that while I’m a board-certified cardio thoracic surgeon, I still like to party. | 1.1858 | 0.04272 | 113 | 95 | 15 | 3 |
2428 | Ah ha ha ha, you're stayin' alive, you're stayin' alive! | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2429 | Doctor Yancovik. Your internal soundtrack is playing again. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2430 | Sorry, my ex married the hospital's chief electrician. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2431 | It's our last hope for our patients with advanced Saturday Night Fever. | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2432 | Is this his theme song? | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2433 | Our new contracter said he had extensive experience in theater lighting. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2434 | You gotta keep the operating room cool. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2435 | This reminds me of the Summer of '69, when all I had to close with was a song and a dance. | 1.1855 | 0.03861 | 124 | 103 | 19 | 2 |
2436 | Turns out the “Saturday night fever” he had was appendicitis. | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2437 | Stayin' Alive"? "I Will Survive"? I just think it couldn't hurt | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2438 | Distracting or not, I think it goes perfectly with the twilight. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2439 | The lighting was bad before. Plus, it was on sale. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2440 | What are the words to that song again ….ah ah ah ah ….. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2441 | I told the electrician we do DISK surgery, not DISCO. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2442 | The non-pharmacological postoperative pain management plan suggests multi-sensory stimulation as an effective strategy - I thought, let's give it ago? | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2443 | The lamp may hold the cure. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2444 | The starry display will help the patient adjust to the end of daylight saving time. At least this is how I explained the disco ball in the back of my car last Monday to my wife... | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2445 | Give patient .8 mg of adrenaline, stat. We need to speed up the beat to sync with the new disco ball. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2446 | I will not perform surgery with pounding, syncopated baselines. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2447 | Time of death 12:00am, January 1st” 🥳 | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2448 | Of all the illnesses to make a comeback, I didn't think it would be disco fever | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2449 | When the invite said “Surgery Party” I didn’t know what to expect, but now I get it. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2450 | This gives new meaning to “big ball energy” | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2451 | If we're not done by midnight, this guy's a goner. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2452 | There's no room for error here. Saturday Night Fever can be fatal. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2453 | Who changed the CD? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2454 | Seeing stars? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2455 | Nothing makes the heart beat faster than disco! | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
2456 | I’ve never operated on a disco dancer before. | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2457 | A new kind of hip replacement? | 1.1845 | 0.04926 | 103 | 89 | 9 | 5 |
2458 | That's not a scalpel | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2459 | I’ve never seen an implant quite like THAT before. | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2460 | Who put the beehive in the operating room? | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2461 | This case requires stroboscopic surgery?!? | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2462 | The procedure will take place at midnight when the ball drops. | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2463 | Does he really need anesthesia for a simple discolocation? | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2464 | Disc surgery? I thought you told us to prepare for disco surgery! | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2465 | Can't we listen to something other than Stayin' Alive? | 1.1842 | 0.04476 | 76 | 62 | 14 | 0 |
2466 | Can we please change the song from "Last Dance" back to "Stayin' Alive"? | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2467 | TGIF. | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2468 | I'm not sure why, but all of a sudden this brain tumor doesn't look so big. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2469 | Look! I can see me ! | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2470 | You can’t go towards the light if there’s more than one. | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
2471 | Siri, play 'Night Fever' again. | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
2472 | I see you've brought the machine that goes 'Bling' | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2473 | Sing it with me, "Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin Alive" | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2474 | Is this because he contracted the new variant “Saturday Night Fever” | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2475 | The new finance guy said this will cut our utilities in half. You should see the morgue | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2476 | He wanted to keep his good ball. | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2477 | It's just in case there is another lockdown. | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2478 | This all seems a little flashy for a colonoscopy, but yeah, John, you’re right–the new Taylor Swift album does slap. | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2479 | Can't believe it, this is my third Discoectomy of the day! | 1.1839 | 0.04178 | 87 | 71 | 16 | 0 |
2480 | We should really do something about these mosquitoes | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2481 | The patient requested “Stayin’ Alive”! | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
2482 | I guess previous surgeon went to med school in the '70s. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2483 | He only has one but it's impressive. | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
2484 | How do we know the confetti is sterile? | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2485 | Is it midnight already? | 1.1837 | 0.04191 | 98 | 81 | 16 | 1 |
2486 | This is where the democrat hospital funding is going! | 1.1837 | 0.05097 | 98 | 85 | 8 | 5 |
2487 | And they said Night Fever isn’t dangerous. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2488 | Just had it installed on Saturday night…it helps to calm fevers. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2489 | Let's begin. Play the music!!! | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2490 | You only get one shot before the surgery. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2491 | Can we get a little more spot here? | 1.1833 | 0.04581 | 120 | 104 | 10 | 6 |
2492 | His EKBeeGee looks normal. Let's operate. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2493 | There was a mixup with the equipment order. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2494 | This guy will be dead before the ball drops | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2495 | This one not only spins, but it also plays the Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2496 | Disco's not dead. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2497 | Remember, it's about 'Stayin' Alive.' | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2498 | Oh my god ! he won! | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2499 | Anesthetized—still he sings: 'Don't rock the boat baby.' Why?? | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2500 | Is this THE Liberace? | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2501 | It’s for the ‘Stayin’ Alive’ TikTok challenge, so dance on over to that table and grab me the scalpel. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2502 | I'll have what she's having | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2503 | I may have taken the “Stayin’ Alive” objective too far | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2504 | All I asked for was a raise | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2505 | I’m not feeling very confident so I thought I’d show him the light at the end of the tunnel before we start. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2506 | Okay we'll begin as soon as the strobe light comes on. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2507 | Worst case of Dance Fever I've ever seen. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2508 | Really, Travolta AGAIN? | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2509 | When can he moonwalk again? | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2510 | He’s on one of those Cadillac plans | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2511 | Oh - wow. It's Afternoon Delight. I'll be back in 20 minutes. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2512 | Staying alive, stayting alive, ah, ah, staying alive... | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2513 | Remember, doctor - dis go here and dis go there. Please get it right this time! | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2514 | Why don't I put on Donna Summer's Greatest Hits CD? | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2515 | Doctor,she *will* survive. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2516 | That’s from my last hydrocele operation. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2517 | da da da da stayin’ alive stayin’ alive | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2518 | I thought they only dropped the disco ball down during open heart surgery. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2519 | Apparently it’s cost-cutting meets retro chic. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2520 | Oh, shit, that's probably where all those staph infections are coming from. We were doing all these TikToks early on in the pandemic....fuck. Not a word about this, OK? Not a fucking word. And let's check this guy's duodenum for glitter. | 1.1827 | 0.05069 | 104 | 91 | 7 | 6 |
2521 | This could be life changing! | 1.1827 | 0.04483 | 104 | 88 | 13 | 3 |
2522 | And this device ensures the patient is stayin' alive... | 1.1826 | 0.04717 | 115 | 100 | 9 | 6 |
2523 | This was a great idea. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2524 | Nice touch with 'I Will Survive.' | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2525 | See?? I told you disco wasn't dead! | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2526 | Operate, operate, lance to the music ... | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2527 | Last week a patient requested an Elvis impersonator. | 1.1818 | 0.05048 | 99 | 86 | 8 | 5 |
2528 | I can't operate while his disco fever is this high. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2529 | The coronavirus doesn’t look so threatening as they claim. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2530 | Hey, this ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, this ain’t no fooling around! | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2531 | I'll do a little surgery...make a little love... | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2532 | So as we begin surgery on Mr. Wilson, I want you students to think of 'operating theater' as something really fun and festive. Especially when you remember how much we're going to bill Medicare. | 1.1818 | 0.05048 | 99 | 86 | 8 | 5 |
2533 | Who can concentrate with this lousy playlist? | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2534 | We're keeping the mood, but playing 'I Will Survive' was too on the nose" | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
2535 | I think it goes really well with the whole "Stayin' Alive" theme! | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2536 | Welp, if this doesn’t work, I’m not sure what else we can tr | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
2537 | Remember, if he arrests, we do CPR to “Stayin’ Alive.” | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2538 | Ah! Ah! Ah! He’s . . . Stayin’ Alive! Stayin’ Alive! | 1.1818 | 0.05766 | 77 | 67 | 6 | 4 |
2539 | I don't know Bill, it just doesn't feel right. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2540 | It does wonders for my work-life balance. | 1.1818 | 0.03896 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2541 | He said “Staying Alive” was the most important thing to him. | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2542 | It’s going to be a long night, let’s boogie. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2543 | Now are we allowed to panic? | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2544 | I always heard you were a smooth operator. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2545 | We know how to put the patient back together by saying, “Disco here; disco there…” | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2546 | They said it would make my bedside manner sparkle. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2547 | He requested the song ‘Stayin’ Alive’. | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2548 | His religion doesn't permit science-based anesthesia, so we're improvising with discotheque sensory deprivation. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
2549 | Without a DNR order, we’re stuck with it. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2550 | Just as I suspected. This patient has boogie fever. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2551 | It’s that darned Son of Sam! | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2552 | We'll need to come up with a medical code for this" | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2553 | Don’t worry he’ll wake up, he got disco-nnected | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2554 | This is a textbook case of the Boogie Fever. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2555 | Shame he is gone. But the lights are superb! | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2556 | Staying Alive. It's more than a song. | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2557 | Let’s let “I Will Survive” finish and then start the anesthesia. | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2558 | I Will Survive" is a catchy tune and theme, but I'm not sure it's appropriate in this case | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2559 | He was very clear that he hated white lights. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2560 | Turn the music back down. I've got a pulse. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2561 | It's part of Marketing's new 'Stayin' Alive' campaign. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2562 | I guess I said the word of the day | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2563 | I didn’t mean now…. | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2564 | We're going to need a larger incision for this artificial organ. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2565 | When the Gloria Gaynor music plays, we can begin. | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2566 | All that matters is he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive. | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2567 | This isn't really what I meant when I said I wanted to lighten the atmosphere at work. | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2568 | I do my best work under disco balls | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2569 | I just feel like dancing' | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2570 | We need the discofibrillator, stat. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2571 | --and you do the boogie-woogie, then you take the kidney out and that's what it's all about-- | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2572 | Dr. Smith does his best work to 'Staying Alive'. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
2573 | I guess its better for the bottom line than more vacation days or additional staffing? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2574 | I was quite clear - MRI not MRB! | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2575 | Apparently corporate wants us to Hustle | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
2576 | Time of death: funk o'clock. | 1.1803 | 0.04511 | 122 | 106 | 10 | 6 |
2577 | When I told building maintenance I wanted relaxing music in the operating room, DISCO was NOT what I had in mind. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2578 | The reviews are correct, I’m very happy with this purchase as well. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2579 | They said it promotes better work-nightlife balance. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2580 | This seemed more appropriate than piping in "stayin' alive" | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2581 | This gives whole new meaning to "Stayin' Alive" | 1.1800 | 0.04115 | 100 | 83 | 16 | 1 |
2582 | Vital signs sound solid with the beat. | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2583 | Is the sequel named Saturday Night Emergency Appendectomy? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2584 | Just because my favorite song is 'Disco Duck' doesn't mean I'm a quack." | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2585 | Mamma mia, here I go again | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2586 | Because no surgery should be routine! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2587 | Thanks to this old technology, he's stayin' alive. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2588 | It’s disc, not disco, intervention | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2589 | He got a fever Saturday | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2590 | And I thought he was dead. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2591 | I think we're supposed to panic. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2592 | So this is how to treat Saturday Night Fever? | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2593 | Not, not, not, not stayin' alive, stayin' alive! | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2594 | I was against it at first but it turns out looping ‘Stayin’ Alive’ during surgery has actually been pretty motivating. | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2595 | Sure I can do surgery, but I once f%#$ed a bee gee. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2596 | I wish they had told us that Mr. Travolta's donation to the hospital was gifts in kind. | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2597 | Let it viri, let it viri, let it viri! | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2598 | Twinkle, twinkle little scar | 1.1795 | 0.04373 | 78 | 64 | 14 | 0 |
2599 | Ah,ha,ha,ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2600 | For God’s sake don’t start singing “Last Dance.” | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2601 | Yes, but it will be so nice to wake up to. | 1.1792 | 0.03976 | 106 | 88 | 17 | 1 |
2602 | He went into shock when the cleaners lost his leisure suit. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2603 | This really puts the fun in dysfunctional! | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2604 | His HMO won't cover modern music. | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2605 | He was brought in for a herniated disco. | 1.1789 | 0.04227 | 95 | 79 | 15 | 1 |
2606 | Staying alive - Bee Gees | 1.1789 | 0.04484 | 95 | 80 | 13 | 2 |
2607 | Did he request disco? | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2608 | I like to loop "He will survive. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2609 | The disco ball is great. It's the Molly I'm starting to second guess. | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2610 | All The Party People say 'Heyyyy! Type Ohhh!' | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2611 | His Saturday Night Fever ran amok. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2612 | He’s dead. | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2613 | No Siri,I was asking if the patient was Still Alive… | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2614 | Can you skip past 'Stayin' Alive' to the next track? | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2615 | Not surprised that he requested Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2616 | Don't worry. It's covered by the insurance. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2617 | Let's party like it's 1999 | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
2618 | All signs point to night fever. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2619 | I think we lost him. This looks fun, though. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2620 | I forgot to mention that I signed us up for Lancing With The Stars | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2621 | Will you play ‘Stayin Alive’ by Bee Gees? | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2622 | the vibe has been set. we may now proceed | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2623 | It’s a dance floor casualty | 1.1786 | 0.04204 | 84 | 69 | 15 | 0 |
2624 | It puts the "joy" back in joint replacement!" | 1.1782 | 0.04750 | 101 | 87 | 10 | 4 |
2625 | Do not drop the ball on this patient | 1.1782 | 0.04077 | 101 | 84 | 16 | 1 |
2626 | Where is our funding going? | 1.1782 | 0.04537 | 101 | 86 | 12 | 3 |
2627 | Well, it's not Studio 54! | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2628 | Are we really sure this is as effective as the good old surgery? | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2629 | He'll be up and doing the electric slide in no time. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2630 | Ah, liposuction, not disco function, my bad. | 1.1781 | 0.05962 | 73 | 64 | 5 | 4 |
2631 | Did someone just order disco repair surgery? | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2632 | Our 1000th coronary artery bypass graft! | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2633 | You know it’s all over when I Shall Survive stops playing. | 1.1780 | 0.03924 | 118 | 99 | 17 | 2 |
2634 | Hustle, stat! | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2635 | This helps me remember the words to Stayin' Alive. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2636 | Per the patient, Barry Gibb's, request | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2637 | I understand that disco music helps you concentrate,but I find the lighting distracting. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2638 | Nurse! I said "remove his SPECTACLES"!!! | 1.1778 | 0.05377 | 90 | 79 | 6 | 5 |
2639 | It's dead in here; let's get this party started! | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2640 | Lights out. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2641 | It does add a certain je ne sais quoi to the procedure. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2642 | The HMO called it an operating light. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2643 | There's no way this is going to successfully replace the patient's stomach. | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2644 | We thought it would take away some of the sterile atmosphere. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2645 | I don’t need to be reminded that the patient wants to be “Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.” | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2646 | He has a bad case of Saturday Night Fever, bur I think we can keep him Stay'n Alive! | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2647 | Saturday Night Surgeries. Management is trying very hard to retain talent around here. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2648 | The song "Stayin' Alive" is just so much more inspirational with the addition of the disco ball. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2649 | They said he feels alive on the dance floor. | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2650 | When we modernized, this should've been the first to go. | 1.1776 | 0.04367 | 107 | 91 | 13 | 3 |
2651 | We were told we had to do away with the old incandescents, so we thought we might as well mix things up a little. | 1.1776 | 0.04367 | 107 | 91 | 13 | 3 |
2652 | Surgery casualties may be up, but the boogie is getting way down. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
2653 | Do you know I can also cut a rug? | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2654 | What did you expect, the chandelier? | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2655 | One more dance before the anesthesia wears off? | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2656 | Think we should take the BeeGees Stayin’ Alive off the disco playlist? | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2657 | It’s a new Zoom device. Look in each square and you’ll see a doctor from a different corner of the world. | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2658 | I think the Electrician had the wrong address. | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2659 | He was a major donor, so we had to give Mr. Liberace some say in the décor. | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2660 | Welcome to your last dance. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2661 | Doctor, I told you this would lighten the mood in this room. | 1.1772 | 0.04324 | 79 | 65 | 14 | 0 |
2662 | I think it adds ambiance | 1.1772 | 0.04324 | 79 | 65 | 14 | 0 |
2663 | Well at least I can say New Year’s Eve didn’t totally suck for us 3. | 1.1772 | 0.05628 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
2664 | So you say it started as just a Saturday night fever? | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2665 | No no, for the circumcisions we use the Ballroom dancing lights. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2666 | Let's remember our goal: to keep this patient "Stayin' Alive." | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2667 | I said 'fix spine and disc above all,' NOT 'spin disco ball!' | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2668 | Uh, check his mask. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2669 | Wait until Scientology gets a load of this. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2670 | Why shouldn't surgery be funky too? | 1.1770 | 0.03819 | 113 | 94 | 18 | 1 |
2671 | HE'S ON LIFE SUPPORT. LET'S OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE BEFORE THE CLOSING CEREMONY. | 1.1765 | 0.05339 | 85 | 74 | 7 | 4 |
2672 | John Travolta and 'Stayin' Alive' kept me going in med school. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2673 | He has a serious case of Night Fever, Night Fever. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2674 | I think he has Saturday Night Fever | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2675 | It lights up when their heart beat drops. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2676 | Oh wow, guys… I think I’m catching the fever. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2677 | He did say he wanted his funeral to be a party. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2678 | I do not care if this is Tony Manero, I cannot operate under these conditions. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2679 | He said he was flashy, but this is a bit much | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2680 | Do we always have to play “Staying Alive” ? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2681 | Can the world be A better Place ? | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2682 | Who wants to do a line off the pelvic bone? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2683 | Yup, younger ideas from the newer doctors in this 'Doctor-owned' hospital. | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2684 | I thought they shut down OR54 ages ago. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2685 | hoooooooooooly shit bro— i’m peaking soooooo hard right now | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2686 | ? Stayin' aliiive...? | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2687 | I figured we’d play “Stayin’ Alive” for encouragement | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2688 | sharing space with the night club was never going to work | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2689 | I don’t know why they call us divas. | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2690 | As simple as it seems, this is still the most accurate test for Disco Fever. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2691 | |Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh. Keep him alive! Keep him alive!" | 1.1759 | 0.04124 | 108 | 91 | 15 | 2 |
2692 | Congratulations doctor he did a lot better than disco | 1.1759 | 0.03909 | 108 | 90 | 17 | 1 |
2693 | It's like disco... you've got to jive with the ball and all will be well. | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2694 | Let's boogie-down his blood pressure. | 1.1758 | 0.05321 | 91 | 80 | 6 | 5 |
2695 | Oh magic ball sparkly and beautiful we beseech your help for Johnny here.His dancing audition will have to wait until I reattach his leg | 1.1758 | 0.05321 | 91 | 80 | 6 | 5 |
2696 | I concur, gentlemen. It looks like a case of Night Fever. | 1.1758 | 0.05086 | 91 | 79 | 8 | 4 |
2697 | The hospital's new mission statement is "Stayin' Alive!" | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2698 | The lighted dance floor gets installed next week. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2699 | It’s beautiful how the light catches the dust. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2700 | Shouldn't the satellite be further away than this? | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
2701 | We did everything we could. But today is the day disco died. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2702 | How about we play Stayin’ Alive? | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
2703 | Like finding this guy’s appendix isn’t hard enough! | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
2704 | The glitter gets in everywhere! | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2705 | Operating on John Travolta is si distracting! | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
2706 | And it plays "Stayin' Alive" continuously. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2707 | This is a step up from playing Operation | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2708 | I flirted with a rave/glow sticks motif, but 'OR 54' lets me keep my hands free. | 1.1754 | 0.03988 | 114 | 96 | 16 | 2 |
2709 | It helps to keep him Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive. | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2710 | The lights are bad enough but must they play "Stayin' Alive" over and over again? | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2711 | Oh, you said our patient needs a *miracle*. My mistake. | 1.1753 | 0.04863 | 97 | 84 | 9 | 4 |
2712 | It sounds like John Travolta. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2713 | Turn on "Stayin' Alive" and we are ready to Rock 'n' Roll with this dude. | 1.1753 | 0.05079 | 97 | 85 | 7 | 5 |
2714 | It's not uncommon to have butterflies before a big operation. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2715 | Stayin' Alive" does sound about righ | 1.1753 | 0.03880 | 97 | 80 | 17 | 0 |
2716 | The new "Stayin' Alive" promotion is off to a great start" | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2717 | I thought it was a good idea too, but when they die like this, humming "Stayin, Alive" feels a bit too ironic. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2718 | Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Staying alive! Staying alive!" Works everytime | 1.1750 | 0.05270 | 80 | 69 | 8 | 3 |
2719 | Advance directives have really taken off. | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2720 | Nothing better than disco surgery! | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2721 | First, do no harm. Next, dance until the breaka breaka dawn. | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2722 | If he goes out, he goes out with a banger. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2723 | I bought it in case we need a distraction from work. | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2724 | What good is the National Surgical Quality Improvement Project if you can’t dance to it? | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2725 | The 70s were one hell of an experimental treatment. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2726 | Ah ah ah ah | 1.1750 | 0.05562 | 80 | 70 | 6 | 4 |
2727 | Thought this was what he meant by 'Stayin’ alive' | 1.1750 | 0.05270 | 80 | 69 | 8 | 3 |
2728 | Starlight Starbright...give us a sign! | 1.1748 | 0.04455 | 103 | 88 | 12 | 3 |
2729 | Now we just need music to cover up all that beeping… | 1.1748 | 0.04455 | 103 | 88 | 12 | 3 |
2730 | It started as the “Staying Alive” song for CPR and now we just go disco anytime we hope to save a life. | 1.1748 | 0.04236 | 103 | 87 | 14 | 2 |
2731 | I just want to hear the rest of this song. | 1.1744 | 0 |