Contest #826


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826

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “The patient has requested ‘Stayin’ Alive.'”
  2. “I'm detecting a beat.”
  3. “He’s going to need more drugs.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-11-06T20:42:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-11-20T20:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-11-14T20:43:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 21, 2022
Number of captions 6218
Number of responses 745717
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I love it when they wake up and ask what year this is. 1.7686 0.01751 1979 882 673 424
1 For patient comfort, we try to keep the room in the mid-seventies. 1.7507 0.01357 3542 1706 1013 823
2 I'm detecting a beat. 1.7303 0.01132 4431 2017 1592 822
3 I said we’re operating on a person “in their 70s”, not “in the 70s” 1.7045 0.01719 1983 960 649 374
4 Alexa, play Smooth Operator 1.7028 0.01643 2271 1134 678 459
5 Inform the patient’s family that he’s stayin’ alive. 1.6994 0.01944 1497 716 515 266
6 The patient also requested "I Will Survive." 1.6878 0.01865 1733 877 520 336
7 If this doesn't correct his rhythm, we'll try the paddles. 1.6830 0.01383 3142 1600 938 604
8 You said he needed a hip surgery. 1.6755 0.01777 1852 939 575 338
9 It all started last Saturday night with a fever. 1.6519 0.02653 813 423 250 140
10 You think he'd lay down and die? Oh no, not him, he will survive 1.6457 0.01773 1863 992 539 332
11 Apparently, he’s our one-millionth patient. 1.6416 0.01594 2232 1176 680 376
12 I've never treated Saturday Night Fever before. 1.6383 0.01976 1410 735 450 225
13 The patient has requested ‘Stayin’ Alive’. 1.6368 0.01564 2343 1251 692 400
14 We've never had a case of Saturday night fever before 1.6353 0.01853 1541 791 521 229
15 Looks to be a herniated disco. 1.6346 0.01506 2466 1304 759 403
16 Not what I pictured when they said he's in the seventies. 1.6314 0.01842 1598 836 515 247
17 It’s highly unorthodox, but the patient IS stayin’ alive. 1.6261 0.01846 1610 855 502 253
18 I said bigger probe, not strobe. 1.6242 0.01743 1831 982 555 294
19 Well, at least Disco isn't dead. 1.6204 0.01821 1678 906 503 269
20 He’s going to need more drugs. 1.6200 0.01393 3003 1662 820 521
21 His heart rate’s stuck in the 70s 1.6169 0.01544 2135 1109 735 291
22 I love when insurance approves the party package. 1.6130 0.02874 664 360 201 103
23 Looks like a bad case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.6082 0.01876 1460 773 486 201
24 We find it calms the patient to hear "Staying Alive" as they' re put under. 1.6081 0.01892 1503 814 464 225
25 Looks like we have a case of disco fever. 1.6062 0.01665 1770 920 627 223
26 At first he was afraid, he was petrified. He thought he'd lay down and die. I told him he will survive. 1.6062 0.02892 678 378 189 111
27 It was the patient’s request that we play “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.6044 0.01978 1365 741 423 201
28 It drops down once we have maxed his insurance 1.6000 0.02248 1090 605 316 169
29 Time of death: track five. 1.5999 0.01725 1912 1079 519 314
30 We'll be correcting the patient's two left feet. 1.5947 0.01725 1838 1026 531 281
31 Unfortunately, disco is not all that's dead. 1.5903 0.01818 1650 926 474 250
32 Why, he'll be up and dancing in no time. 1.5883 0.01714 2113 1270 443 400
33 You’re right, it does feel different than working from home 1.5871 0.02370 930 514 286 130
34 It's an extremely serious case of disco fever. 1.5796 0.01808 1527 837 495 195
35 Wow. I thought you said disc surgery,not disco surgery. 1.5781 0.01996 1313 737 393 183
36 It’s the only cure for Saturday Night Fever. 1.5772 0.01844 1471 810 473 188
37 His heart rate is in the 70s. 1.5767 0.01734 1878 1096 481 301
38 Evidently it's covered by Medicare. 1.5720 0.02040 1278 730 365 183
39 He has a slipped disco 1.5714 0.02065 1218 689 362 167
40 Another case of Saturday Night Fever? 1.5701 0.02106 1091 599 362 130
41 If we can bring disco back, we can bring him back. 1.5687 0.02163 1034 569 342 123
42 I just think 'the operating theater' should live up to its name. 1.5667 0.02141 1087 608 342 137
43 It keeps his heart rate in the 70s. 1.5621 0.01961 1505 909 346 250
44 No, he said he had a fever on Saturday night. That is not the same thing! 1.5615 0.02147 1179 692 312 175
45 Much better than the fog machine, don't you think? 1.5480 0.02228 989 567 302 120
46 It really does help with arythmia 1.5465 0.02265 957 550 291 116
47 He’s having a near-disco experience. 1.5464 0.02369 937 555 252 130
48 We can listen to ‘Y.M.C.A.’ if you promise not to do the arm movements. 1.5452 0.02328 941 551 267 123
49 Worst case of disco fever I’ve ever seen 1.5433 0.03233 473 274 141 58
50 Blood type: A.B.B.A. positive. 1.5416 0.02173 1178 721 276 181
51 Everybody now... Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.5364 0.02469 852 510 227 115
52 You said his fever started Saturday night? 1.5347 0.02331 995 608 242 145
53 I'm having second thoughts about us appearing on 'Surgery With the Stars.' 1.5337 0.02590 817 503 192 122
54 We find the sparkly lights encourages them away from the “other” light. 1.5326 0.02478 798 469 233 96
55 I said light anesthesia! 1.5306 0.02406 784 450 253 81
56 First time working the New Year shift? 1.5281 0.02423 871 525 232 114
57 I hate Throwback Thursday. 1.5279 0.02587 754 452 206 96
58 The ball comes down whenever the insurance doesn't cover the procedure. 1.5277 0.02610 758 459 198 101
59 He asked me to play "Stayin' Alive" during the surgery, and I just thought... 1.5262 0.02664 648 375 205 68
60 I don’t think playing “Staying alive” is quite doing the trick 1.5261 0.02619 747 452 197 98
61 Disc surgery? I thought you said disco surgery. 1.5232 0.02388 883 535 235 113
62 He also insisted we play “I will survive.” 1.5222 0.02491 877 550 197 130
63 Now this is the most severe case of Saturday Night Fever l have ever seen. 1.5208 0.02572 768 467 202 99
64 I promised he’d wake up feeling fifty years younger. 1.5165 0.02524 846 531 193 122
65 Studies show it improves the odds of ‘Stayin Alive’ 1.5151 0.02652 730 450 184 96
66 Any mistakes and we’re liable to get slapped with a leisure suit. 1.5129 0.02899 657 419 139 99
67 His heart rate is in the seventies. 1.5128 0.02385 858 520 236 102
68 I hate getting Operating Room 54. 1.5125 0.02723 720 453 165 102
69 I don't know about him, but I Will Survive. 1.5101 0.02776 641 392 171 78
70 I’m calling it. Disco is dead. 1.5101 0.02943 547 329 157 61
71 Now, count backwards from 1980. 1.5091 0.02558 766 472 198 96
72 We got all this federal money during Covid and really couldn't think of anything better to do with it. 1.5082 0.02796 610 369 172 69
73 A dance club rents this room on the weekends. 1.5067 0.02860 600 368 160 72
74 All signs point to Saturday Night Fever. 1.5066 0.02825 610 373 165 72
75 Looks like a case of Saturday night fever. 1.5044 0.02713 688 434 165 89
76 I thought this was DISC surgery. 1.5039 0.02781 645 400 165 80
77 He's ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.5008 0.02766 619 378 172 69
78 If we can revive disco, we can revive anything. 1.5000 0.02754 620 378 174 68
79 Their reactions when they wake up are priceless. 1.5000 0.02689 652 398 182 72
80 This is by far the most serious case of Saturday night fever we've ever seen. 1.4969 0.02847 638 406 147 85
81 Perhaps he really does have Saturday Night Fever. 1.4955 0.02900 561 345 154 62
82 I can't feel the beat. 1.4953 0.02640 632 379 193 60
83 Its a slipped disco. 1.4937 0.02775 636 398 162 76
84 Patient presents with a herniated disco. 1.4925 0.03043 534 336 133 65
85 I bet they don't have this in Canada. 1.4917 0.03013 541 340 136 65
86 This’ll get the heart pumping. 1.4916 0.02904 596 378 143 75
87 We’ll need to restrain him, because he keeps trying to get down.” 1.4914 0.02774 698 455 143 100
88 They said it's in keeping with our Stayin' Alive mission statement. 1.4903 0.03032 514 319 138 57
89 It lulls them back to a time when health insurance would cover this. 1.4891 0.03085 505 316 131 58
90 Should we go with "Stayin' Alive" or "I will survive"? 1.4890 0.02902 591 375 143 73
91 Nothing more painful than a slipped disc-o 1.4890 0.03099 499 312 130 57
92 No, I said I needed a ‘probe’ light” 1.4884 0.03068 559 363 119 77
93 Where’d we find a type ABBA donor? 1.4863 0.03087 547 355 118 74
94 Think we’ll finish before it drops? 1.4851 0.02881 503 301 160 42
95 Sure, but think how fun it'll be if he makes it. 1.4844 0.02990 512 317 142 53
96 It appears he is suffering from a Saturday Night Fever here… 1.4838 0.02997 525 329 138 58
97 The patient requested it to play "I Will Survive" 1.4834 0.03138 482 303 125 54
98 I feel like I’m in a bad New Yorker cartoon. 1.4823 0.03265 481 312 106 63
99 Call the CDC. Disco fever is highly contagious, and I’ve never seen a case this advanced before. 1.4819 0.03073 496 311 131 54
100 Sorry Doctor, I thought you said we were doing a disco affair, not a disc repair! 1.4814 0.03007 511 319 138 54
101 If the overall theme here is staying alive, I'm fine with this. 1.4800 0.02860 525 320 158 47
102 Nothing dies in this operating room. Including disco. 1.4797 0.03130 542 358 108 76
103 It’s a herniated disco. 1.4787 0.03066 539 350 120 69
104 If everything goes well, we'll hear a beat. 1.4784 0.02773 602 378 160 64
105 This is the first case of Disco Fever since the 70's. 1.4778 0.03177 496 321 113 62
106 I don’t think this is what the Electrophysiologist meant when he said “Keep his heart rate in the seventies.” 1.4775 0.03280 488 322 99 67
107 I don't feel a beat. 1.4767 0.02739 621 392 162 67
108 This is the worst case of disco fever we've ever treated. 1.4764 0.03048 571 379 112 80
109 Alexa, play “I will survive”, by Gloria Gaynor 1.4737 0.02937 551 352 137 62
110 HR did say they wanted to create a fun working environment 1.4732 0.03242 429 269 117 43
111 I appreciate the effort, but I still hate working on New Year’s Eve. 1.4725 0.03242 472 307 107 58
112 Do a little prep, make a little cut, get down tonight.. 1.4717 0.03000 600 404 109 87
113 Cause of death. Saturday night fever. 1.4695 0.02999 524 336 130 58
114 It's the only lighting that's covered by her health insurance 1.4693 0.03208 473 307 110 56
115 It comes with his Medicare Advantage plan. 1.4690 0.03289 452 294 104 54
116 So ‘herniated disco’ was a typo? 1.4688 0.03281 448 290 106 52
117 Now we can tack on a cover charge. 1.4654 0.03271 492 331 93 68
118 I told you to prep for disc surgery 1.4653 0.03155 475 310 111 54
119 You did tell him he’d be up and dancing in no time” 1.4649 0.02908 499 310 146 43
120 Alexa, stop playing "Staying Alive." 1.4643 0.03161 504 334 106 64
121 Now we’re ready to do some hip surgery. 1.4642 0.03071 545 364 109 72
122 Let's bring them both back. 1.4641 0.03230 474 312 104 58
123 It's part of the new "Stayin' Alive" protocol. 1.4641 0.03165 487 319 110 58
124 Well,because staying alive is a theme here. 1.4640 0.03360 431 282 98 51
125 Turn him over, he's suffering from a slipped disco. 1.4627 0.03069 456 286 129 41
126 Let’s not drop the ball on this one. 1.4619 0.03236 459 300 106 53
127 I think we have a beat. 1.4618 0.02733 628 407 152 69
128 We’re picking up an irregular beat... 1.4617 0.03403 418 274 95 49
129 The lights and music don't rattle me as much as the two-drink minimum to get in here. 1.4617 0.03392 444 297 89 58
130 It's the latest in stroboscopic surgery. 1.4610 0.03352 397 253 105 39
131 This procedure might look rather unusual, but that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it... 1.4594 0.03260 468 311 99 58
132 His fever has progressed to the Saturday night variant. 1.4592 0.03477 392 256 92 44
133 When all else fails we throw on Stayin' Alive as the last resort. 1.4586 0.03191 447 288 113 46
134 I thought we all agreed on Metal Mondays 1.4582 0.03394 371 234 104 33
135 He doesn’t have much time. Let’s hustle. 1.4572 0.03499 374 242 93 39
136 It’s part of our new marketing theme: “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.4570 0.03678 302 188 90 24
137 I still don't understand how he swallowed it. 1.4560 0.03535 386 255 86 45
138 You are the lancing queen… 1.4558 0.03587 373 246 84 43
139 His insurance determined our surgical lights were medically unnecessary. This was half price on Amazon. 1.4556 0.03293 428 279 103 46
140 Ahhh!,Ahhh!,Ahhh! Stayin' Alive!!! 1.4550 0.03410 422 281 90 51
141 If he still has arrhythmia after this then I'm all out of ideas. 1.4545 0.03487 407 272 85 50
142 Gentlemen? I propose we change our diagnosis to Saturday Night Fever. Agreed? 1.4543 0.03251 394 248 113 33
143 Alexa, please play Staying Alive by The Bee Gees 1.4524 0.03143 462 301 113 48
144 At least he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive! 1.4523 0.03215 451 296 106 49
145 It’s a serious case… herniated disco. 1.4518 0.03172 425 271 116 38
146 I need a syncopated bass line, stat. 1.4513 0.03353 390 251 102 37
147 All set Doctor, now show us your moves. 1.4501 0.03619 351 230 84 37
148 Wait 'til the organ kicks in! 1.4495 0.03360 416 277 92 47
149 I just thought we were taking our jobs too seriously. 1.4495 0.03400 376 242 99 35
150 Looks like we better hustle. 1.4493 0.03008 503 329 122 52
151 The patient is a 42-year-old male who is now ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.4491 0.03331 403 262 101 40
152 The patient requested “Stayin Alive” and I just thought we could go the extra mile. 1.4489 0.03262 421 274 105 42
153 His Disco Fever was more contagious than I thought. 1.4476 0.03437 420 284 84 52
154 We’re losing him. His blood pressure is in the 70’s. 1.4459 0.03645 370 250 75 45
155 The patient insisted on "Stayin' Alive." 1.4456 0.03156 496 336 99 61
156 We couldn’t save the leg but I think he’ll really like this. 1.4454 0.03663 339 223 81 35
157 This will be a two-step procedure. 1.4451 0.03703 337 223 78 36
158 Well, it seems to be working. He is staying alive - staying alive. 1.4451 0.03075 519 351 105 63
159 What a way to go-go. 1.4442 0.03327 430 288 93 49
160 Yes, I did my surgical training in Vegas. How did you know? 1.4429 0.03508 350 227 91 32
161 I wasn’t aware that we had a case of Saturday Night Fever in the hospital! 1.4427 0.03164 445 294 106 45
162 You won't believe what we can charge insurance for this. 1.4420 0.03352 405 268 95 42
163 We can't explain it, but since we've added it, we find more patients are stayin alive, stayin alive. 1.4398 0.03239 457 309 95 53
164 Thus is the worst case of disco fever I’ve ever seen. 1.4394 0.03492 371 246 87 38
165 I just got bored with Bach. 1.4392 0.03652 337 223 80 34
166 He requested "Stayin' Alive." 1.4388 0.02925 531 355 120 56
167 Obviously, the patient is suffering from Saturday Night Fever. 1.4388 0.03374 392 259 94 39
168 We better hustle. 1.4386 0.03221 440 293 101 46
169 I asked for a different anesthetic, not a different aesthetic. 1.4382 0.03904 340 237 57 46
170 It's showtime! 1.4382 0.03464 356 232 92 32
171 He's got Saturday night fever. 1.4382 0.03607 372 253 75 44
172 Well, looks like this may be your Last Dance after all. 1.4381 0.03674 315 205 82 28
173 We will revive. 1.4371 0.03625 334 220 82 32
174 The infrastructure in this hospital hasn't been updated since the '70s! 1.4355 0.03393 349 224 98 27
175 Kind of feel like we should wake him up for this. 1.4355 0.03960 310 212 61 37
176 Alright guys, let's get the party started! 1.4340 0.03546 341 224 86 31
177 It's only in bad taste if the patient dies. 1.4337 0.03762 332 225 70 37
178 He’s being treated for Disco Fever. 1.4337 0.03313 392 258 98 36
179 OK, it's official. He will survive. 1.4331 0.03756 344 236 67 41
180 Scalpel please. Non-reflective. 1.4324 0.03825 333 229 64 40
181 Could it be a case of Saturday Night Fever? 1.4324 0.03537 370 250 80 40
182 This is the worst case of Saturday Night Fever I've ever seen. 1.4320 0.03369 419 286 85 48
183 See this makes the work place more cheerful….. time of death 2:45. 1.4317 0.03859 315 214 66 35
184 Now let's see if we can get a beat going. 1.4315 0.03407 343 221 96 26
185 How many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1.4314 0.03897 299 201 67 31
186 What a coincidence! “Staying Alive” is what the patient wanted too! 1.4312 0.03474 385 261 82 42
187 The dance fever definitely complicates this procedure. 1.4310 0.03677 297 192 82 23
188 Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay'n alive, stay'n alive. . . 1.4306 0.03410 360 236 93 31
189 I thought we had the room til 10 1.4304 0.03689 316 209 78 29
190 Alexa, play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ 1.4299 0.03694 328 220 75 33
191 We’re throwing him a going away party. 1.4298 0.03436 356 234 91 31
192 I can't operate until the DJ arrives. 1.4286 0.03470 364 243 86 35
193 I said disk surgery, not disco surgery. 1.4281 0.03875 313 214 64 35
194 Do a little dance, make a little incision, get down tonight. 1.4274 0.03528 365 247 80 38
195 But if they sign a DNR, we dim the lights and play Brahms. 1.4259 0.03965 317 222 55 40
196 I want his subconscious to remember how much fun this was. 1.4252 0.03603 294 189 85 20
197 I told them this was DISC surgery. 1.4251 0.03443 374 252 85 37
198 Tomorrow the room is booked for a bar mitzvah 1.4246 0.03665 325 218 76 31
199 It's New Years Eve folks. Let's finish up before the ball drops. 1.4231 0.03991 286 195 61 30
200 ‘Disco’s not the only thing that’s dead in this room.’ 1.4231 0.03881 312 215 62 35
201 If Oz can be a politician, I can be a dancer. 1.4228 0.03697 324 222 70 32
202 It's disco theme day and our operating song for this morning is "Stayin Alive". 1.4219 0.03844 301 204 67 30
203 It was either this or a lava lamp. 1.4217 0.03736 313 211 72 30
204 Is the anesthesia kicking in for you as well? 1.4212 0.03698 311 208 75 28
205 You’re right, it is kind of distracting. 1.4211 0.03700 304 202 76 26
206 Here he is. The last victim of the disco inferno. 1.4206 0.03665 340 233 71 36
207 You're bringing patients AND disco back from the dead? 1.4195 0.03654 329 223 74 32
208 The patient requested Stayin’ Alive, but this is a little much. 1.4188 0.03393 351 232 91 28
209 I swear to god, if someone plays, Stayin' Alive one more time... 1.4187 0.03605 332 224 77 31
210 You're probably too young to remember the 1977 outbreak of Saturday Night Fever. 1.4182 0.03771 318 218 67 33
211 I've never seen this bad a case of Saturday night fever. 1.4177 0.03661 328 223 73 32
212 I've heard about a light at the end of the tunnel but this is ridiculous. 1.4175 0.03712 309 208 73 28
213 Alexa, play “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees. 1.4172 0.04027 302 213 52 37
214 Trust me - it's the only known treatment for disco fever. 1.4169 0.03616 343 235 73 35
215 In my operating room, everybody is stayin' alive. 1.4164 0.03752 317 217 68 32
216 It'll increase his chances of stayin' alive. 1.4164 0.03832 305 209 65 31
217 I get it, stayin' alive, stayin' alive." 1.4161 0.03731 310 210 71 29
218 May I cut in? 1.4154 0.03553 325 220 77 28
219 Beep,beep,beep,beep,stayin’ alive. Stayin’ alive. 1.4151 0.03297 383 257 93 33
220 He's 'Stayin' Alive'. We get it. 1.4138 0.03826 261 171 72 18
221 I always like getting Operating Room 54. 1.4136 0.03559 324 217 80 27
222 Nurse, turn off 'Another One Bites the Dust' and put on 'Stayin' Alive'. 1.4136 0.04040 295 208 52 35
223 Sigh. We've been losing a surprising number of patients to Saturday Night Fever. 1.4135 0.03684 312 211 73 28
224 It's an outbreak of the heebie-Bee Gees. 1.4134 0.03920 283 193 63 27
225 You better assist on this one. I have two left feet. 1.4131 0.03806 259 169 73 17
226 It's great, but now we have to finish before it drops at midnight." 1.4130 0.03925 276 187 64 25
227 We better close him up now before the ball drops 1.4125 0.03761 303 206 69 28
228 It's the only way to treat Saturday night fever. 1.4121 0.03891 313 220 57 36
229 In case he wakes up, I want him to think he's a dancing queen. 1.4119 0.03660 318 216 73 29
230 Either way, he'll think he's in heaven. 1.4100 0.04119 261 180 55 26
231 This wasn’t the light anesthetic I had in mind. 1.4100 0.03898 261 174 67 20
232 Doctor, you've got 12 1/2 minutes before it drops 1.4095 0.03738 315 220 63 32
233 It's rare that you see the soul leave the body like this. 1.4094 0.03237 425 294 88 43
234 We need to finish this surgery before the ball drops. 1.4088 0.03975 274 188 60 26
235 Oh-oh, It's the last dance. 1.4086 0.03717 301 204 71 26
236 Bill in purchasing is…new. 1.4085 0.03776 284 191 70 23
237 Finally, a little ambience. 1.4080 0.03935 250 166 66 18
238 Only the swankiest surgeons get past the velvet rope and into Surgery54. 1.4077 0.03748 287 193 71 23
239 Patient requested ‘Staying Alive’” 1.4070 0.03694 344 243 62 39
240 He seems to be running a Saturday Night Fever. 1.4060 0.04024 266 183 58 25
241 We charged it to his bill as a 'mood enhancer'. 1.4058 0.03782 276 185 70 21
242 I think we booked the wrong theater. 1.4054 0.03789 296 203 66 27
243 Well,I think playing 'Staying Alive' would be appropriate. 1.4052 0.03870 306 215 58 33
244 Hey, Doc. I think he has a herniated disco. Ha, never stops being funny! 1.4051 0.03483 311 206 84 21
245 What now? The anesthesiologist was turned away by the bouncer." 1.4051 0.03870 274 186 65 23
246 Nothing is more painful than a slipped disco. 1.4049 0.03903 284 196 61 27
247 Unfortunately, despite their best efforts, disco was dead. 1.4048 0.03776 294 201 67 26
248 It reminds me of anatomy class, disco here, datgo there. 1.4045 0.04381 267 195 36 36
249 Ah yes, this is why I always book Operating Room 54. 1.4031 0.04037 258 177 58 23
250 According to Gloria Gaynor, he will survive. 1.4027 0.03935 293 206 56 31
251 Let's get this bloody party started.” 1.4026 0.03903 308 219 54 35
252 We need to stop renting out the space for high school reunions 1.4024 0.04306 251 178 45 28
253 The new head of surgery insisted. He said, ‘That’s the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it.’ 1.4021 0.03898 281 194 61 26
254 I agree. It is a big improvement over that light at the end of a dark tunnel thing. 1.4020 0.04003 306 221 47 38
255 Stayin’ Alive? I asked for Lady Marmalade! 1.4016 0.04140 249 172 54 23
256 His fever started Saturday Night. 1.4015 0.04191 269 192 46 31
257 Okay, let's try it again from the top, but with more spirit on the 'stayin' alive' bit this time. 1.4007 0.03687 282 191 70 21
258 Oh oh oh oh…..stayin’ alive… 1.4007 0.03742 287 195 69 23
259 We only use this if there's a risk of Saturday night fever. 1.4000 0.03971 280 196 56 28
260 The lab results aren’t back yet, but I suspect Saturday Night Fever. 1.4000 0.03642 335 235 66 34
261 I thought the chart said Herniated Disco surgery today" 1.4000 0.03701 295 201 70 24
262 From ambulance to ambience--we do it all. 1.4000 0.04204 250 175 50 25
263 Play, "Smooth Operator" again, Siri. 1.3986 0.04012 276 194 54 28
264 Worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever. 1.3982 0.03704 339 242 59 38
265 Patient is in his early seventies. 1.3978 0.03914 279 194 59 26
266 Nurse, I'm going to need a rayon shirt and a pair of triple knit slacks. 1.3969 0.03761 262 175 70 17
267 '' Could we hear Stayin Alive a few more times" 1.3965 0.03723 285 194 69 22
268 Nothing like doing an operation on New Years eve 1.3963 0.03684 270 180 73 17
269 It was the patient’s request. Something about stayin’ alive. 1.3962 0.04008 260 180 57 23
270 Well, it is Saturday night, and he is running a fever. 1.3956 0.03940 273 190 58 25
271 All I'm saying is at least three of us are having fun during this colonoscopy. 1.3953 0.03899 296 210 55 31
272 Looks like we're gonna have to Hustle 1.3949 0.03975 276 194 55 27
273 If he doesn’t make it, it’s not going to reflect well on any of us. 1.3941 0.03991 236 159 61 16
274 I forgot how fun operating room 54 is. 1.3939 0.04209 264 190 44 30
275 Well, He's still Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive. 1.3938 0.03980 259 179 58 22
276 I always like to end with "Stairway to Heaven," just in case. 1.3932 0.04236 234 163 50 21
277 He also wants us to play "I Will Survive" during surgery. 1.3931 0.03986 290 208 50 32
278 This should get his heart beating. 1.3927 0.03814 275 189 64 22
279 Great, but let's get the heart into him, and then we can celebrate. 1.3921 0.04001 227 152 61 14
280 It must be a slipped disco. 1.3920 0.04346 250 181 40 29
281 Well, this certainly sheds new light on a standard procedure. 1.3916 0.03934 263 182 59 22
282 Time of death: 1972, apparently. 1.3911 0.04021 248 171 57 20
283 He was the life of the party. 1.3898 0.03873 254 173 63 18
284 In hindsight we should not all have tried the anesthesia. 1.3896 0.04282 249 179 43 27
285 This way we can add a cover charge. 1.3891 0.04363 221 155 46 20
286 Are you sure "Staying Alive" is the right music right now? 1.3891 0.04072 257 181 52 24
287 So that is what that switch does 1.3883 0.03687 309 217 64 28
288 Nothing in his chart mentioned disco fever. 1.3881 0.03899 286 203 55 28
289 Looks like a slipped disco. 1.3878 0.04134 245 172 51 22
290 I think he's got disco fever. 1.3877 0.04323 227 160 46 21
291 The anaesthesiologist used to be a DJ. 1.3872 0.04085 235 162 55 18
292 I only asked for a little more light in here… 1.3871 0.04418 217 153 44 20
293 The ambiance still feels off. Nurse, prep the smoke machine. 1.3868 0.04289 212 146 50 16
294 He’s a big hospital donor, just go with it. 1.3855 0.03875 275 193 58 24
295 His heart's stopped, but we've still got soul. 1.3853 0.04205 218 150 52 16
296 See, I believe death should be more of a celebration 1.3852 0.04061 244 170 54 20
297 It was his last dance … last dance. 1.3852 0.03848 244 165 64 15
298 I told him to prep the OR for a disc operation 1.3846 0.04225 247 177 45 25
299 This operating room always gives me the he be Bee Gees. 1.3843 0.03936 255 177 58 20
300 My professional diagnosis is a case of Saturday Night fever. 1.3841 0.03641 289 199 69 21
301 When I said we needed better lighting in here I guess I should have specified. 1.3840 0.03698 263 178 69 16
302 C'mon! It is Saturday night, and he does have a fever. 1.3835 0.04209 266 195 40 31
303 I told him he should party like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3832 0.03917 274 194 55 25
304 This could be his Last Dance 1.3831 0.03715 295 207 63 25
305 They said he has a herniated disco. 1.3830 0.04254 235 167 46 22
306 And that’s how we performed surgery in the ‘80s. 1.3827 0.04193 243 173 47 23
307 This is my first near dance experience. 1.3821 0.03720 280 194 65 21
308 If we can revive disco, I think we can revive anything. 1.3820 0.04148 233 163 51 19
309 They could have just given us the raise instead 1.3820 0.04236 233 165 47 21
310 It's mesmerizing, but I say we go back to anesthesia. 1.3815 0.03851 270 189 59 22
311 We're still waiting on the test results, but the doctor thinks it's probably Saturday Night Fever. 1.3808 0.03645 323 231 61 31
312 I’m not going to lose another patient to Disco Fever! 1.3808 0.03777 281 197 61 23
313 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Stayin' Alive! 1.3808 0.04116 239 168 51 20
314 I’m afraid he has Saturday Night Fever. 1.3806 0.03417 360 256 71 33
315 Disco, is dead. We tried but it was too late. 1.3802 0.04324 242 176 40 26
316 Alright then, Let's operate like it's 1999. 1.3801 0.04058 221 151 56 14
317 What do you think the billing code for this is? 1.3801 0.04352 221 157 44 20
318 It was Dr Travolta's idea. 1.3798 0.04546 208 149 39 20
319 He’s got all his life to live. He’s got all his love to live. He will survive. 1.3791 0.04499 211 151 40 20
320 We'll have this patient up and dancing in no time. 1.3790 0.03925 219 147 61 11
321 He will survive. 1.3789 0.04267 227 161 46 20
322 It’s cutting edge technology in the fight against Dance Fever. 1.3789 0.04128 227 158 52 17
323 The arrhythmia's gonna get you. 1.3785 0.04091 251 179 49 23
324 Don't worry, his insurance covers this. 1.3784 0.04288 222 157 46 19
325 I knew he had disco fever. 1.3782 0.03562 349 253 60 36
326 This procedure is to correct a slipped disco. 1.3779 0.03967 262 186 53 23
327 Perhaps we can't rule out Disco Fever as the cause after all. 1.3778 0.03847 270 190 58 22
328 Because he's got a Night Fever, Night fever.. 1.3775 0.04282 204 141 49 14
329 He should be dancing, but he's barely staying alive. 1.3774 0.04170 257 187 43 27
330 DJ to OR 2 Stat 1.3774 0.04530 212 153 38 21
331 Okay, but no fog machine until we close him up. 1.3767 0.04285 215 151 47 17
332 I wanna dedicate this next incision to all the broken hearts out there… 1.3765 0.04097 247 176 49 22
333 He just can't boogie no more. 1.3761 0.04243 218 153 48 17
334 Hopefully this disco ball distracts from the fact my poorly drawn hands are incapable of performing surgery 1.3756 0.04614 197 141 38 18
335 Lets hurry before the ball drops and kills the patient. 1.3756 0.04264 197 135 50 12
336 And to think, I used to hate working New Year's Eve! 1.3750 0.04015 232 161 55 16
337 This will cure his Saturday night fever. 1.3750 0.04152 232 164 49 19
338 Patient's symptoms presented as Saturday Night Fever. 1.3745 0.04069 235 165 52 18
339 You think he’d crumble? You think he’d lay down and die? Oh, no, not he. He will survive. 1.3729 0.04229 236 170 44 22
340 Tell Joe in Maintenance we’re even. 1.3728 0.04060 228 159 53 16
341 Alexa,play Dancing Queen. 1.3725 0.04602 204 148 36 20
342 I thought it would help with his arrhythmia. 1.3720 0.04095 250 180 47 23
343 Could we change the song from Last Dance to Staying Alive 1.3714 0.04235 245 179 41 25
344 Hey, if we don’t spend this years budget, you know they’ll cut it next year! 1.3714 0.04135 210 145 52 13
345 The patient likes Staying Alive” 1.3714 0.04074 245 175 49 21
346 Before I sedated him, he kept trying to get down. 1.3710 0.04292 221 158 44 19
347 This reminds me: our next case is a slipped disco. 1.3707 0.04314 205 144 46 15
348 They don't call it operating room 54 for nothing. 1.3704 0.04313 216 154 44 18
349 Sometimes I wonder why we actually listen to the patient's wishes. 1.3702 0.04152 235 168 47 20
350 First ever surgical intervention for Saturday Night Fever. Patient reported to be Staying Alive. 1.3702 0.04365 235 173 37 25
351 Disco may be dead, but not this guy! 1.3702 0.04018 235 165 53 17
352 Now we get to bill them for aesthetics. 1.3697 0.04384 211 151 42 18
353 Turn the beat around, can-I-get-some suction! 1.3694 0.03820 268 193 53 22
354 Hand me the funky groove thing. 1.3694 0.04324 222 160 42 20
355 Play “Staying alive” I think it might help. 1.3690 0.03990 252 180 51 21
356 Another patient in his seventies. 1.3689 0.03913 244 171 56 17
357 It all began when he came down with a Saturday night fever. 1.3688 0.03717 263 183 63 17
358 If it works, it's medicine. 1.3684 0.04088 209 144 53 12
359 But this time, play 'Stayin' Alive' over the speakers instead of 'Another One Bites the Dust.' 1.3682 0.04469 239 180 30 29
360 I find playing disco hit "I Will Survive" puts my patience at ease. 1.3680 0.04017 231 162 53 16
361 Not the kind of beat we were hoping for. 1.3679 0.04315 212 151 44 17
362 OK, on three: stayin' alive, stayin' alive... 1.3678 0.03756 242 166 63 13
363 Experimental, yes, but promising. Patients are stayin' alive. 1.3674 0.04117 215 150 51 14
364 Another case of disco fever. 1.3673 0.04327 196 137 46 13
365 I’m okay with the ball, but I think playing “Staying Alive” on repeat is a bit much. 1.3667 0.04236 210 148 47 15
366 At least it’s minimally invasive 1.3667 0.04127 210 146 51 13
367 Dancing spleen, young and sweet, only seventeen… 1.3654 0.04263 208 147 46 15
368 This next song goes out to everyone with a broken heart. 1.3650 0.03684 274 193 62 19
369 It helps me turn the beat around. 1.3645 0.04162 203 141 50 12
370 It's disco fever. 1.3644 0.04000 247 177 50 20
371 Ha, ha, ha, ha, staying alive, staying alive. 1.3641 0.04643 184 132 37 15
372 This might make it hard to find the spotted liver 1.3641 0.04239 217 155 45 17
373 Playing 'Stayin Alive' on a loop really helps set the mood! 1.3636 0.04136 209 146 50 13
374 Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay un’ aliiiiiive. 1.3636 0.04467 198 142 40 16
375 Alexa, please stop playing ‘Last Dance.’ 1.3628 0.03662 328 243 51 34
376 Well, he made it to the New Year. 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
377 Failed TV Idea #267: Operating With The Stars 1.3624 0.04322 218 158 41 19
378 It's especially tricky operating on a man in his 70's 1.3624 0.04273 218 157 43 18
379 This is the new protocol for restless leg syndrome. 1.3622 0.04319 196 138 45 13
380 This is our last chance to cure his disco fever. 1.3615 0.04240 213 152 45 16
381 Dancing Spleen” 1.3614 0.04229 202 142 47 13
382 Yeah, they misunderstood when I asked which operating room was best equipped for disc surgery. 1.3611 0.04146 216 156 45 15
383 I hear his heart beat....and I feel like dancing. 1.3610 0.04186 205 144 48 13
384 The patient was diagnosed with dance fever. 1.3605 0.04208 233 170 42 21
385 This time the CPR crew went overboard with their "Staying Alive" routine... 1.3604 0.04478 197 142 39 16
386 I read his chart, he was diagnosed with Saturday night fever. 1.3603 0.04116 247 181 43 23
387 Is the goal not stayin’ alive? 1.3600 0.04429 200 144 40 16
388 Good thing I’m already on hallucinogens or I’d be really worried right now. 1.3596 0.04400 178 124 44 10
389 He won't be able to choose which light to go toward. 1.3595 0.04093 242 176 45 21
390 You're right - it was a herniated disco. 1.3594 0.04677 192 141 33 18
391 I wouldn't say my degree is from a party school but... 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
392 It sets a “Stayin’ Alive” theme, right? 1.3571 0.04370 196 140 42 14
393 At least disco’s not dead. 1.3571 0.04723 168 120 36 12
394 Even so, we still shouldn't be wearing roller skates. 1.3571 0.04278 224 164 40 20
395 And if he wakes up, we'll all start singing 'Staying Alive.' 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
396 Wow, this really IS a retro virus! 1.3568 0.04608 199 147 33 19
397 When he wakes up he'll think it's 1979. 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
398 We only use it when we're operating on herniated discos 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
399 We need a better balance between "having fun at work" and "having enough light to suture." 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
400 Okay, let's close this sucker up before they turn on the confetti machine. 1.3551 0.04369 214 157 38 19
401 Perfect ambiance for a vasectomy! 1.3548 0.04899 186 140 26 20
402 Who chose "Staying Alive"? 1.3542 0.04110 240 176 43 21
403 I think he might have Saturday Night Fever. 1.3541 0.04284 209 151 42 16
404 This is not what I meant when I asked for more light. 1.3538 0.04499 195 142 37 16
405 Let's hope this guy doesn't wind up as dead as disco. 1.3535 0.04352 215 158 38 19
406 His playlist is a loop of ‘Stayin’ Alive’ and ‘I Will Survive.’ 1.3534 0.04121 232 169 44 19
407 And why do you think think there is a leak in the anesthesia machine? 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
408 It's amazing what people swallow these days. 1.3532 0.04158 218 157 45 16
409 This first surgery is for all the lovers out there. 1.3529 0.04314 221 163 38 20
410 It's how we treat Saturday Night fever. 1.3527 0.04179 241 179 39 23
411 Maybe disco isn’t dead yet. 1.3527 0.04088 207 146 49 12
412 I said "prep the patient for DISC surgery"! 1.3526 0.04458 190 137 39 14
413 It seems this patient arranged for a feed of "Ah, ah, ah, ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive." 1.3521 0.04064 213 151 49 13
414 OR Room 54 has its perks 1.3516 0.03881 219 155 52 12
415 No, I said disco is dead. 1.3511 0.04091 188 130 50 8
416 It’s out of network, but it really sets a mood, doesn’t it? 1.3508 0.04313 191 136 43 12
417 Alright! This is my favourite part- everyone together- whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.3507 0.04355 211 155 38 18
418 I said keep him alive - not Stayin’ Alive! 1.3505 0.04569 194 143 34 17
419 Nice to see all those donations didn’t go to waste. 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
420 I call it ‘Surgery Night Fever’ 1.3503 0.04518 197 145 35 17
421 Okay, Mr. Clark, let's see. Just how deep is your love? 1.3502 0.04167 217 157 44 16
422 The lighting is ok. It's the roller skates that are tricky. 1.3500 0.04823 180 134 29 17
423 Just as we suspected, he has Disco Fever. 1.3500 0.04323 220 163 37 20
424 We've had an outbreak of Saturday Night Fever. 1.3492 0.03962 252 185 46 21
425 I thought "Staying Alive" was just for CPR. 1.3487 0.03996 238 173 47 18
426 No change in vital signs doctor! Should I spin it faster? 1.3480 0.04292 204 148 41 15
427 The operating theater was booked. 1.3478 0.04303 207 151 40 16
428 He's very committed to stayin' alive. 1.3476 0.04144 233 172 41 20
429 This may not help with his Saturday night fever 1.3476 0.04369 187 134 41 12
430 Look, if one of us gets the fever, that's one thing. If Mr. Yablonski here gets it, that's another. 1.3474 0.04322 190 136 42 12
431 Add $3500 for serenading disco bulb end of life care in hospital bill 1.3472 0.04461 193 141 37 15
432 Ummm, something other than 'Stayin' Alive' for our background music, please? 1.3469 0.04121 245 183 39 23
433 Stayin’ Alive, Duh! 1.3468 0.04045 222 160 47 15
434 That segue from ‘Stayin’ Alive’ to Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door’ was all wrong. 1.3467 0.04365 199 145 39 15
435 Alright count backwards from 5, 6, 7, 8... 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
436 Stayin’ Alive” is our mission statement 1.3465 0.04161 228 168 41 19
437 How else do you treat disco fever? 1.3464 0.04500 179 129 38 12
438 What we have here is a herniated disco. 1.3462 0.03686 286 210 53 23
439 At least he's stayin' alive. 1.3460 0.04080 211 151 47 13
440 I hate operating on Saturday nights 1.3455 0.04491 191 140 36 15
441 Dr. Oz swears by its Covid-killing efficacy. 1.3455 0.04552 191 141 34 16
442 He's in a better place now, with better music. 1.3454 0.04381 194 141 39 14
443 His files said "herniated disco." 1.3454 0.04257 194 139 43 12
444 Well, it certainly lightens the mood. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
445 You'll thank me when it glints off those surgical instruments you always leave inside. 1.3448 0.04358 203 149 38 16
446 Before we begin, let's remember our motto: Stayin' alive 1.3447 0.04201 206 149 43 14
447 All this technology, and the thing still won’t spin. 1.3441 0.04312 186 133 42 11
448 According to Wikipedia, a Louisville, Kentucky company known as Omega National Products claims to have made 90% of the disco balls used in the United States during the disco craze, and remains a supplier to this day. This guy, however, is dead. 1.3441 0.05226 186 148 12 26
449 Dr. Travolta installed it, and I just never got around to taking it down. 1.3439 0.04459 189 138 37 14
450 Provided that holds, Mr. Bodven is expected to make a full recovery. 1.3438 0.04437 160 112 41 7
451 This always happens when we play 'Stayin' Alive' during surgery. 1.3438 0.04089 192 135 48 9
452 It was more sanitary than the glitter. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
453 So much for Stayin alive. 1.3433 0.04328 201 147 39 15
454 Everybody requests 'Stayin' Alive'." 1.3430 0.03624 277 201 57 19
455 So far our patient is stayin' alive, stayin' alive." 1.3429 0.04142 210 152 44 14
456 Worst case of Saturday night fever I’ve ever treated. 1.3426 0.04115 216 157 44 15
457 "Ok, now let's crank up "I Will Survive." " 1.3425 0.04076 219 159 45 15
458 I wanted Mr. Travolta to feel comfortable. 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
459 his first symptom was Saturday night fever 1.3420 0.04630 193 145 30 18
460 Funky Town has some of the best Healthcare in the nation. 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
461 This hospital was fully remodeled in the '70s. 1.3412 0.04126 211 153 44 14
462 It’s not ideal for delicate surgical procedures, but on the other hand, he will survive, he will survive, hey, hey. 1.3408 0.04122 223 164 42 17
463 This is why I asked us all to wear rollerskates today. 1.3408 0.04274 179 127 43 9
464 This is not what I meant when I asked for better light. 1.3405 0.04520 185 136 35 14
465 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE VISITOR NO. 1.000.000 1.3404 0.04595 188 140 32 16
466 He insisted we play Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”. The disco ball was my idea. 1.3396 0.04164 212 155 42 15
467 Goodbye Party 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
468 That’s a 1970s defibrillator. It can turn the beat around. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
469 I suspect it's some sort of fever... 1.3394 0.04425 165 117 40 8
470 She ordered the largest breast implant size we got. Randy, go ahead and start lowering it in. 1.3386 0.04512 189 140 34 15
471 Did you forget to turn off the anesthesia again?” 1.3385 0.04400 192 141 37 14
472 stayin' alive, stayin' alive" Seriously 1.3385 0.04472 195 145 34 16
473 Loving the new "Stayin Alive" operating room. 1.3385 0.04472 195 145 34 16
474 Hopefully this will shut those insurance companies up about our cover charge. 1.3383 0.04489 201 151 32 18
475 I realize that he'll never know, but deep in my heart I find this to be quite disrespectful. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
476 What happened to the chandellier? 1.3372 0.04381 172 123 40 9
477 How did that fit in his... 1.3371 0.04553 175 128 35 12
478 I get the disco music Doctor, but the lights are a little distracting. 1.3371 0.04208 178 126 44 8
479 Things haven't been the same since John Travolta became the hospital's CEO. 1.3371 0.04638 178 132 32 14
480 And just like that, his groove is back. 1.3370 0.04235 181 129 43 9
481 During these surgeries we play "Stayin' Alive" 1.3369 0.04543 187 139 33 15
482 This should help the patient focus on Stayin' Alive. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
483 We need to wrap up. The club has the place evenings. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
484 We’re going to need more anesthesia. 1.3353 0.04861 170 128 27 15
485 Her heart rate has a disco beat. 1.3352 0.04531 176 129 35 12
486 Why? Because, nurse, confetti would be unsterile. 1.3352 0.04458 176 128 37 11
487 We'll need to remove his entire discography. 1.3352 0.04750 179 135 28 16
488 Give him 10ccs of Donna Summer, stat! 1.3352 0.04427 182 133 37 12
489 If playing 'I Will Survive' doesn't bring him around, I say we go ahead with the surgery. 1.3351 0.04058 188 133 47 8
490 No, I t’s not that kind of fever. 1.3350 0.04315 197 147 35 15
491 Cue up “Staying Alive” 1.3350 0.04168 203 148 42 13
492 This is the worst case of disco fever I have ever seen. 1.3333 0.04415 174 126 38 10
493 Ooh, I love Disco Operation Night. 1.3333 0.04634 162 118 34 10
494 It was Mr. Travolta's request. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
495 Well, funding for the 'John Travolta Surgical Center' did have some strings attached" 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
496 Yes, I think "Stayin' Alive WOULD be a good choice to hear. 1.3333 0.04706 174 130 30 14
497 All together now, “Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.” 1.3333 0.04845 174 132 26 16
498 There's nothing more we can do. He has Disco Fever. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
499 Ah,Ah,Ah,he's Stayin' Alive. 1.3333 0.04501 189 141 33 15
500 Distracting? You think? Wait till the DJ shows up. 1.3333 0.04954 162 122 26 14
501 Herniated disco 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
502 This is why we don’t let anesthesia pick the music. 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
503 Ah-ah-ah-ah, stayin' ali-i-ive! 1.3317 0.04359 205 154 34 17
504 Management said it costs less to operate than surgical lamps. 1.3317 0.04515 202 154 29 19
505 Disco never dies even when the patient does 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
506 Disco glitz therapy will hasten recovery of Mr. Travolta’s hip replacement. 1.3316 0.04355 190 140 37 13
507 It turns a colonoscopy into a festive occasion. 1.3315 0.04366 181 132 38 11
508 It is the only known procedure to cure Saturday night fever 1.3315 0.04639 181 136 30 15
509 I thought you said disk surgery. 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
510 ‘This feels absurd. Are we acting out a caption contest?’ 1.3314 0.04956 175 135 22 18
511 That's the last time we ask you to change a light bulb. 1.3314 0.04801 169 127 28 14
512 This isn't what I meant when I said we need more beats per minute 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
513 Welcome to O.R. 54. 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
514 Let's go with "Stayin' Alive." 1.3304 0.04108 230 173 38 19
515 This place hasn’t been updated since the ’70s. 1.3298 0.04141 191 138 43 10
516 That's why we call it theatre over here. 1.3298 0.04336 191 141 37 13
517 Disk surgery, not Disco surgery! 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
518 Hey Siri: play ‘Staying Alive’ for us 1.3298 0.04574 188 142 30 16
519 Patient presents with herniated disco in lower back.” 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
520 It is Saturday Night and he does has a fever. 1.3296 0.04176 179 128 43 8
521 "The previous experimental attempt resulted in the death of a patient. Let's not drop the ball on this one. 1.3295 0.04446 176 129 36 11
522 It was Elon Musk's idea. 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
523 Ohhh you meant keep the temperature in the 70s 1.3293 0.04609 167 123 33 11
524 He has chronic Saturday Night Fever. 1.3280 0.04553 189 143 30 16
525 I always like working on Saturday night. 1.3280 0.04478 186 139 33 14
526 I said colonoscopy, not discoscopy. 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
527 I just love this part...... "Ah,ha,ha,ha,stayin' alive,stayin' alive" 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
528 I've never seen Disco Fever this severe. 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
529 The after-party will be in Urology. 1.3278 0.04583 180 135 31 14
530 It helps the patient stay upbeat. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
531 And then I was like, what if we just patch up our EXISTING defibrillator, and the chief was like, well, okay, but then what are we gonna do with the grant money, and I was like... 1.3268 0.05314 153 119 18 16
532 He insisted. We’re supposed to be fixing his Achy Breaky Heart. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
533 If this doesn't work, we'll try science again. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
534 I thought it would make the room feel less sterile. 1.3267 0.04339 202 152 34 16
535 Alexa, play 'Stairway to Heaven' 1.3266 0.04385 199 150 33 16
536 We probably shouldn't have taken those shrooms right before surgery 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
537 This is not what I had in mind when I asked them to retrofit the OR. 1.3264 0.04605 144 103 35 6
538 His condition is complicated by disco fever. 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
539 Not another boomer in for a discoectomy. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
540 Stand back, he's got Disco Fever. 1.3260 0.04424 181 134 35 12
541 We only have the room for five more minutes then they need to finish decorating for the prom 1.3258 0.04751 178 136 26 16
542 Looks like we hit the deductible 1.3257 0.04671 175 132 29 14
543 Well...it's as good as a magic 8 ball for surgery technique. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
544 Not gonna lie, I'm a little distracted by that... 1.3247 0.04087 194 143 40 11
545 We tried our best, but now he's roller skating to the light. 1.3247 0.04695 194 151 23 20
546 Worst case of Saturday night fever I've ever seen. 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
547 Not sure what I think of this new protocol of playing "Staying Alive" during surgeries. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
548 He has hepatitis Bee Gee. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
549 This should help bring down his disco fever. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
550 When you said you booked an 'operating theater' I didn't expect Studio 54. 1.3240 0.04311 179 131 38 10
551 wait, insurance covers this but not the anesthesia? 1.3239 0.05433 142 110 18 14
552 Maybe that’s the light they all see at the end of the tunnel. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
553 ya think, they sent the wrong lamp? 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
554 I’m getting pretty tired of hearing “Staying Alive” every time I operate. 1.3228 0.05021 158 121 23 14
555 I still have my doubts that surgery is the best treatment for Saturday Night Fever. 1.3228 0.04480 189 143 31 15
556 Once I was afraid, I was petrified... 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
557 It's Saturday already? 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
558 His insurance has a ballroom experience clause. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
559 Ironically enough, Stayin' Alive was his favorite song. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
560 I found that it gets patients moving on their feet a lot sooner! 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
561 The patient seems to be spiking a Saturday Night Fever. 1.3214 0.04649 168 126 30 12
562 Disco's dead. So is the patient. 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
563 The special lighting is not covered under his insurance. 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
564 In med school they called me the dancing queen. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
565 Ah,ha,ha,ha,staying alive,staying alive. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
566 It channels the Grateful Dead,just in case 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
567 All together now: "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ..." 1.3208 0.04017 212 157 42 13
568 This was the only overhead light they had left. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
569 Surgery takes a Village, People. 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
570 I'm afraid that he has a Saturday night fever 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
571 It all started with Saturday Night fever 1.3196 0.03873 219 161 46 12
572 It's for only the most severe cases of Saturday Night Fever. 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
573 Now THAT puts the ‘theater’ back into “operating theater’’! 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
574 I don't think his HMO will cover this. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
575 Alexa, play Stayin’ Alive from Saturday Night Fever. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
576 In Orthopedics they called me Disc-go Doc 1.3188 0.04287 160 115 39 6
577 The anesthesia's wearing off. We need to hustle. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
578 Well, I suppose it’s a step up from the fluorescent lighting. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
579 Jackpot! The ‘out-of-network’ ball is flashing… 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
580 This will get the beat going again 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
581 Boaty McBoatface. 1.3172 0.04890 186 148 17 21
582 Ah, ah, ah, ah, keep him alive; keep him alive… 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
583 Pre-op said he was in his sixties not the sixties 1.3168 0.04529 161 119 33 9
584 It’s Saturday night and he has a fever. Our job is to keep him staying alive. 1.3166 0.04000 199 146 43 10
585 One time the string broke. 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
586 And they said Disco was dead! 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
587 I think we can panic now. 1.3165 0.05007 158 122 22 14
588 I thought we were supposed to do chest compressions to the beat of Stayin' Alive. 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
589 I know CPR is to the rhythm of “Staying Alive” but this is taking it too far 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
590 I don't think his insurance covers that. 1.3161 0.04375 174 129 35 10
591 There's an 80 percent chance he'll see his 70's. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
592 He checked in Saturday night with a fever. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
593 OK, so we're looking for something like this, only smaller. 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
594 The disco fever is really starting to spread. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
595 Well, he does have a beat you can dance to. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
596 That explains the cover charge but a two-drink minimum seems a bit much. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
597 Okay, let's get this party started. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
598 Congratulations! You have completed the 100th incident-free surgery! 1.3151 0.05302 146 114 18 14
599 It should vanish once we remove his groove thang. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
600 Everybody Dance Now! 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
601 Disco is on life support. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
602 It really helps the heartbeat. 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
603 I told you it was just a Saturday night fever…! 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
604 I told him there’d be side effects. 1.3133 0.04451 150 109 35 6
605 All set for the disco-nectomy. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
606 Thank god for alternative medicine. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
607 Stayin' Alive" gives me a goal. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
608 ?Woo woo woo woo. Staying Alive! Staying Alive!? 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
609 Welcome to another episode of ‘So You Think You Can Operate!’ 1.3129 0.04886 163 126 23 14
610 This is the worst case of Saturday Night Fever that I've ever seen. 1.3128 0.04174 195 146 37 12
611 Hey Alexa, play Stayin' Alive by Bee Gees 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
612 Ah,ah,ah,ah,stayin alive, stayin alive. 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
613 If Medicare covers it, why not? 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
614 Scalpel. Forceps. Mood music. Clamp. 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
615 Aren't you mildly concerned that he might contract disco fever? 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
616 Yep, my diagnosis was correct. He had a Saturday Night Fever. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
617 This new addition takes the term operating theatre to a whole new level. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
618 Then, when we play 'I Will Survive' it really lowers the patient's stress level. 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
619 Let’s give her the prom night she deserves. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
620 Now cue “Stayin’ Alive“ 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
621 What was wrong with just counting backwards from ten? 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
622 I said I need something for the herniated disc, not disco... 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
623 Alexa, what should we do now? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
624 He pulled through! 2023 is going to be his year! 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
625 It's the latest treatment for cardiac arrhythmia. 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
626 He asked to go all-in on Stayin' Alive. 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
627 It’s only supposed to come down after a successful c-section. 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
628 The disco ball is great, but I'm still getting used to the roller skates. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
629 He danced his heart out 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
630 This is certainly less disruptive than the confetti you brought last week. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
631 Nothing makes people want to stay alive more than disco. 1.3103 0.04511 174 132 30 12
632 We're supposed to be doing disk surgery, not disco surgery. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
633 It's a Disco Infusion! 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
634 I thought we'd play "Stayin' Alive" non-stop during our riskier surgeries. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
635 He’s got a bad case of Saturday night fever. This should help his stayin’ alive. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
636 At least if we have to do chest compressions we’ll have a beat. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
637 He has either the rockin' pneumonia or the boogy-woogy flu..." 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
638 Cue the Stayin’ Alive sound track! 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
639 Blame it on the Boogie. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
640 Where dis go? 1.3092 0.05381 152 122 13 17
641 It's standard lighting with a diagnosis of Saturday Night Fever. 1.3089 0.03955 191 140 43 8
642 It's more sanitary than glitter. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
643 He’s gone but disco is back! 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
644 Time of death, 1979. 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
645 He's fading fast...so let's hustle. 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
646 We're maximizing the hospital experience for greater client retention. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
647 Mind if I cut in? 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
648 This does shed a new light on his condition 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
649 Don’t tell me - supply chain? 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
650 No, the government paid for it. It’s called Medicare For Ball. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
651 Our patient may be a little too optimistic that he'll be able do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight. 1.3067 0.04793 163 126 24 13
652 It's just as I suspected. He has Disco Fever. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
653 Well... Let's get down to it. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
654 It's synched to the EKG. When it stops spinning, we have a problem. 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
655 When they said he likes to party, they were not kidding. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
656 We’ve got a code 54. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
657 OK, I’m in the mood now. Scalpel. 1.3060 0.04413 183 140 30 13
658 It appears to be an acute case of "Boogie Fever." 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
659 I love operating on Saturday night! 1.3054 0.04783 167 130 23 14
660 I say, we're ready to start this herniated disco surgery. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
661 I thought Medicare only paid for wind chimes. 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
662 It's a new treatment for Saturday Light Fever" 1.3046 0.04570 174 134 27 13
663 All right, closing time! 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
664 There's something about the word 'theater' they didn't get 1.3043 0.04392 184 141 30 13
665 I clearly said we will be doing a disk operation, not disco. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
666 We’ve got to open him back up. I JUST had the remote that makes it spin and now I can’t find it. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
667 I told HR we’d do some spinal “DISC” work today, not “disco.” 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
668 It's the treatment for Saturday night fever. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
669 I said let’s test for signs of stroke, not strobe! 1.3039 0.04372 181 138 31 12
670 Has he been screened for boogie fever? 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
671 At last - he will survive! 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
672 Certainly puts an different light on things, doesn’t it? 1.3036 0.04528 168 128 29 11
673 Looks like Saturday night fever. 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
674 To think we used to do this under fluorescent lights. 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
675 Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
676 Do you really think “Stayin’ Alive” is appropriate? 1.3032 0.04961 155 121 21 13
677 And yet they all say they saw a tunnel 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
678 I don’t think we should celebrate just yet. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
679 It's Saturday night. The patient has a fever. It just seemed right. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
680 This damn hospital hasn’t been renovated since the 70’s. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
681 He must have the ABBA insurance plan. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
682 These beats are sick.” 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
683 You said you needed more light. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
684 I don't care what you think I said. I asked that the patient be prepped for "disc" surgery!" 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
685 He has really good insurance. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
686 Time of death, midnight, January 1st. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
687 Another one gone to the Big Dance 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
688 I thought it'd help him with stayin' alive. 1.3015 0.04152 199 152 34 13
689 At a time like this, it is always good to reflect awhile 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
690 Our theme song is "Stayin' Alive." 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
691 I don't mind the lights, it's the music I can't stand. 1.3007 0.05001 153 120 20 13
692 The operation was a success! He's stayin' alive, stayin' alive." 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
693 Do NOT go into the light! 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
694 I thought it went with the whole 'Stayin' Alive' theme. 1.3006 0.04698 163 126 25 12
695 This should help us hustle through our cases today. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
696 It’s a miracle he’s stayin’ alive, it’s a clear case of Saturday night fever. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
697 This was state-of-the-art when I was in med school in the '70s. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
698 He said disco music always got his heart pumping. 1.3000 0.04162 180 135 36 9
699 It’s opening night. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
700 Make sure his heart rate has synchronized to the disco beat. 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
701 Hey, the one holding the scalpel is the one who picks the music, so I'm sticking with ‘Stayin’ Alive’. 1.3000 0.04840 160 125 22 13
702 Did anyone think to sterilize the disco ball? 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
703 It’s a very severe case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
704 Wait, did you just see a mirror fall off? 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
705 We only use it when we get a really bad case of disco fever. 1.2995 0.03912 187 138 42 7
706 We tbink this will help boost our Yelp rating 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
707 I've gotten used to the reflections, but the roller skates are killing me. 1.2993 0.04867 147 115 21 11
708 This one's a 'hipness' replacement. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
709 It's a new variant, discovid. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
710 It’s not so bad. Yesterday we had a piñata. 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
711 I didn't think we'd hit our 10,000th patient so soon. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
712 I call it "herniated disco!" 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
713 Cool idea, Doc. Kinda reminds us that life is short and precarious and having fun is important. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
714 The patient wanted to make sure he was "Staying' Alive" 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
715 Let's hope, after this tricky surgery's over, that he's - boom boom boom boom - staying alive! 1.2981 0.04732 161 125 24 12
716 Happy 100th colonoscopy, Dr. Warner. 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
717 He said he was committed to Staying Alive… 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
718 Wrong drugs! 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
719 Disco was right, "I Will Survive." 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
720 I operate best to the beat of “Stayin’ Alive” 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
721 I agreed to the music choice but not to the period prop. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
722 Worst case I ever saw, a herniated disco. 1.2971 0.04385 175 134 30 11
723 He’s running a very high Saturday night fever! 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
724 It's a damn shame that the patients are never awake to appreciate the vibe we have going on here. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
725 It stopped spinning. Call the time. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
726 Synthesizer, stat. 1.2963 0.04624 162 125 26 11
727 Really? BeeGees "Stayin Alive" in the music rotation again? 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
728 Okay, then you tell me how to treat boogie fever! 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
729 I thought the Death Star would be bigger. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
730 I'm still not convinced surgery is the best treatment for Saturday night fever 1.2961 0.04925 152 119 21 12
731 Money is tight! They use this room for proms also. 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
732 Do I look fat in that mirror? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
733 Disc repair... not disco flair! 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
734 Let's get this party started. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
735 The Beat Goes On, Stayin' Alive or I Will Survive? 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
736 We could do the world a favor and remove Mr. Trump's respirator while we're removing his gall bladder. 1.2955 0.04856 176 142 16 18
737 Yes, This IS how we treat Disco Fever 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
738 So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
739 Once we’ve entered the peritoneal cavity and cauterized the bleeders, we’ll boogie oogie oogie ‘til we just can't boogie no more. 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
740 They really think it is going to be a party after a vasectomy don't they. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
741 Do you think he sees the light? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
742 The patient's unresponsive! Get me a bigger disco ball ... and hustle! 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
743 The patient requested disco vibe but I don’t know if his insurance will cover it. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
744 He really shouldn't have danced all night. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
745 He clearly is staying alive. 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
746 Okay, who's the joker who decided to pipe in "Stayin' Alive"? 1.2937 0.05642 126 101 13 12
747 He asked us to correct his two left feet — and it's an emergency. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
748 New Year’s Eve is special in the OR, at least until the ball drops. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
749 Hey, guess what I just heard? Joe in Purchasing used to work at Studio 54! 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
750 Congrats! You’re the 100th appendicitis patient this month. 1.2932 0.05313 133 105 17 11
751 I think this patient has Saturday night fever! 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
752 Cue “I Will Survive”. It helps calm my nerves. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
753 My therapist said to not take life so seriously. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
754 It's useless for surgery, but it creates a nice ambiance. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
755 Isn’t his disco on the other side? 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
756 Let’s not dance around the diagnosis Dr. Travolta. 1.2914 0.04936 151 119 20 12
757 It’s cued up to “Stayin’ Alive”. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
758 The CEO made three million in bonuses this year, but the lighting in this OR hasn’t been updated since 1979. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
759 That explains the fever. 1.2913 0.06267 103 83 10 10
760 It's herniated disco day. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
761 It’s standard procedure for Saturday Night Fever. 1.2908 0.03976 196 149 37 10
762 Ah, ha, ha, ha, let's keep 'im alive, keep 'im alive. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
763 It’s not the disco ball I mind so much – it’s the roller skates. 1.2908 0.05185 141 112 17 12
764 I couldn’t resist the free shipping. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
765 This might be the worst case of Saturday night fever I’ve ever seen. 1.2903 0.04841 155 122 21 12
766 It's an early sign of boogie fever. 1.2903 0.04841 155 122 21 12
767 Disco here...disco there. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
768 This should lighten the mood 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
769 They say you should celebrate your failures along with your successes 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
770 Let’s cut where the light stops and I say now. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
771 Sometimes you don’t wake up from a disco nap. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
772 You brought Disco back from the dead! 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
773 We are going to need some Donna Summer, STAT. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
774 Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive, ah ah ah ah, Stayin’ Alive. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
775 Mr. Liberace insisted on this before signing the consent form. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
776 It makes the bacteria look so much prettier, doesn't it? 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
777 Who knows if it’s medically necessary, but I get a huge kickback every time we use it. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
778 I guess that's it for Stayin' Alive 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
779 While it seems counterintuitive, there's no other way to treat Saturday night fever. 1.2886 0.04883 149 117 21 11
780 And now we'll make a dozen small incisions with our disco laser. 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
781 Seemed appropriate for this patient’s Saturday night fever. 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
782 Supply chain issue. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
783 See, Marc? It’s almost like you’re not missing your son’s Bar Mitzvah after all. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
784 Last dance? 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
785 Alexa, play Stayin’ Alive. Stat. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
786 Alright team, let’s help Stella get her groove back. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
787 I think that I like direct lighting better. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
788 Today's theme is "Stayin' Alive" 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
789 I don't understand ! His chart shows an appendectomy, but clearly this is a case of a slipped disco. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
790 I suppose you’re right. It’s fun, but I can’t see a thing. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
791 I said ‘pass the lance’, not ‘Last Dance’! 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
792 Uh oh. Patient has a Saturday Night Fever. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
793 The cash register seems to be malfunctioning. 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
794 Strangest. Prom. Ever. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
795 It was on sale. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
796 Pass me the scalpel, his blood pressure is in the 80s 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
797 If disco isn't dead, maybe this guy isn't either. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
798 Queue up ‘Stayin Alive’ 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
799 Play Stayin Alive, stat! 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
800 Keep him alive,keep him alive. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
801 Quick. Get me Taylor Swift's Mirrorball. Stat. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
802 Oh, good. He will survive. 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
803 He will survive, hey hey 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
804 I want that ball removed immediately -- no, I didn't mean you, Mr. Filby." 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
805 Sponge…scalpel…roller skates… 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
806 The first symptom was a Saturday night fever. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
807 From what I've read, it was quite cutting-edge back in the seventies. 1.2846 0.05149 130 102 19 9
808 No, no, no not 'Last Dance', play 'Stayin' Alive', or 'I will survive'. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
809 It's the 'Discovid' variant. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
810 Five cc’s of glitter, stat! 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
811 This good luck charm should help us help him in...ah ha ha ha...stayin' alive...stayin' alive. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
812 I’m proud to announce we’ve reach a compromise with Medicare 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
813 Could you pass me the scalpel, forceps, and microphone? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
814 I interned in Las Vegas. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
815 Staying alive sounds like a good choice for this one. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
816 I know it’s odd, but the patient said he was REALLY into “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.2829 0.04976 152 122 17 13
817 Its a little early to celebrate. 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
818 Apparently, an operating theater just isn't enough anymore. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
819 Just as I suspected. He has dance fever. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
820 I said anesthesia, not nostalgia 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
821 At first I was afraid, but this means he will survive. 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
822 Stayin' Alive"? Works for me 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
823 You think this surgery will be difficult? Do you know how long it took me to hang this? 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
824 And THIS is how the hospital used its stimulus check? 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
825 Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive, ooh ooh ooh ooo 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
826 Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah-ah-ah-ah, stayin' alive, stayin'-alive... 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
827 I haven't lost a patient to disco fever yet. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
828 You know...supply chain issues 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
829 Ah ah ah staying alive 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
830 He may die, but the party never will 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
831 Just goes to show disco isn't dead - although I can't say the same for the patient 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
832 Yep, it’s definitely disco fever. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
833 Vitals aren’t good, Doc. He’s about to board the Soul Train. 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
834 We need to get this man to the YMCA. 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
835 Saturni nocte febrem 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
836 So if I use it for work, I can write it off as a business expense 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
837 Disco is dead Bob, and now so is the patient 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
838 Jeez, it was just an appendectomy, 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
839 If we're going to play 'Staying Alive' in the O.R. we might as well go all out 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
840 This hospital was previously a discotheque 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
841 I got the idea when he came in with a fever on Saturday night. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
842 This procedure promises to offer a ground-breaking treatment for Saturday night fever. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
843 What do you think of my solution for physician burnout? 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
844 Forget the chandelier, where is the anesthesiologist? 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
845 The patient appears to be experiencing a Saturday night fever. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
846 You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
847 Ah ah ah ah, Stayin’ alive! Stayin’ alive! 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
848 We may be able to cure his Saturday Night Fever 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
849 You said to bring a more positive bedside manner. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
850 How deep is your glove, how deep is your glove... 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
851 He's running a bad Saturday night fever. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
852 After hours, this place is sick. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
853 I'm not sure I'd call this modern medicine. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
854 Alexa, turn disco ball off! 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
855 120 beats per minute. A bit fast, don’t you think? 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
856 Not sure we should wait for the beat to drop here. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
857 Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And he’s stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2792 0.05004 154 125 15 14
858 That's our slipped disco ball. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
859 This isn't even the strangest thing I've removed from a patient. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
860 I didn't like it at first, but it really helps with the pacing. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
861 Sing with me! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alive! 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
862 I don't think this is the answer to low morale. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
863 He's stable but I'm concerned about this fever. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
864 Looks like he has a case of dance fever. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
865 Welcome to the Operating Room at Studio 54. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
866 Corporate cut our ambulance budget and invested in ambiance instead. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
867 Now this is how you operate! 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
868 At least disco is alive and well. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
869 How deep is your glove, Bob? 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
870 What is this hospital's budget? 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
871 Mirrors, mirrors, on the ball... who is the greatest surgeon of all? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
872 He won "Dancing With The Stars" . 1.2778 0.04233 144 108 32 4
873 Doctor, I think it's Last Call. 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
874 Dang autocorrect. I said Disc Scalpel. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
875 Now turn on “I Will Survive.” 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
876 The patient requested it. He said The Bee Gees always brought him good luck. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
877 Hey Siri, play I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
878 His insurance company said to try distracting him with this before they'll pay for anesthesia. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
879 Now repeat after me: “Ah ha ha ha, Stayin’ alive, Stayin’ alive!“ 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
880 It’s the best we can do for boogie fever 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
881 It was supposed to be "Stayin' Alive," not "Night Fever". 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
882 They got rid of the piñata. 1.2773 0.05459 119 95 15 9
883 We need to get this fever under control. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
884 This is the worst case of disco fever I have ever encountered. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
885 dance break!" 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
886 Time of death, July 12, 1979. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
887 So much for keeping them away from the light. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
888 Hand me the scalpel when the bass drops. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
889 Our equipment hasn't been updated since the 70s. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
890 Operating theatre Now playing “staying Alive “ 1.2763 0.04686 152 120 22 10
891 Start the patient’s choice of music —I Will Survive . 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
892 Doctor, we do not need a disco light to perform a discotomy. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
893 Henry, its why we're called.."cool operators... 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
894 I see the patient is suffering from a severe case of Saturday Night Fever 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
895 It's fun to operate at the Y.M.C.A. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
896 Screw it, let's dance. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
897 Well at least we know disco will never die. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
898 And I put 'Stayin' Alive' and 'I Will Survive' on the playlist. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
899 Stayin' Alive is his priority. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
900 Well, they said disco was dead too. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
901 Disco died right here on this operating table. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
902 Wait no, it's supposed to turn on if he survives. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
903 Surgery is much more fun since they added the disco ball. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
904 It's our last chance to keep him stayin' alive. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
905 I think it’s Saturday Night Fever. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
906 So you're saying to shake our booty AND remove his spleen at the same time? 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
907 Management’s contribution to Work-Life balance… 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
908 Operating Room 54 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
909 Let casual Friday begin! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
910 Hey Siri, set timer for 1978 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
911 He's got disco fever...It's terminal. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
912 TIME OF DEATH: 12:01 AM CAUSE OF DEATH: DISCO 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
913 Another successful discorectomy. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
914 Dang, the one day I forget to wear my bell bottom scrubs! 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
915 I found it in an earlier patient. I think it really livens the place up. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
916 Oh no! Not another patient with Saturday Night Fever. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
917 His insurance considers full lighting a non-essential expense. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
918 I told you disco was dead. 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
919 So you think this is what they meant by smaller party this year ? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
920 It was a roller skating accident and the rink manager gifted it. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
921 It’ll help him relax 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
922 We ask for better working conditions, and HR gives us this? 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
923 Clamp… scalpel… tiny little spoon… 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
924 Dr. House was right. It is just a case of Saturday night fever. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
925 People really need to start taking Saturday Night Fever seriously 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
926 I said disc surgery, not disco 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
927 Well we can just add it to the bill. They’ll never notice. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
928 Call it, disco is officially dead 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
929 Who knew it would look so good against this backdrop 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
930 They told us that "Staying Alive" is positive messaging. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
931 Hoo oo oo oo, stayin' alive. 1.2710 0.04605 155 123 22 10
932 You idiot - I said this was "disc" surgery! 1.2707 0.05243 133 108 14 11
933 Not what I had in mind for Casual Friday 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
934 Hah, hah, hah, hah, staying alive, staying alive… 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
935 Let’s get this knife party started! 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
936 How am I supposed to operate with these short pointy fingers 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
937 Hah Hah Hah Hah stayin' alive, stayin' alive, stayin' ALIVE 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
938 I am not sure Doctor, but I think he might be suffering from Saturday Night Fever. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
939 Constantly playing "Staying Alive" on a loop is how I became the best surgeon in the world. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
940 How else are we supposed to treat Saturday Night Fever? 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
941 Time of death: 8:14pm, 1979. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
942 It does set a mood. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
943 All our equipment is from the '70s. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
944 What? I thought it’d be a great idea for a TikTok! 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
945 Inform the patient's family he is staying alive, staying alive 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
946 I suppose this is problematic for outcomes other than stayin alive. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
947 It's hopeless, He has Saturday Night Fever. 1.2690 0.04918 145 117 17 11
948 If disco is dead,why are we still operating? 1.2690 0.04295 145 111 29 5
949 It's all good until it starts raining men. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
950 It's just a little extra something that keeps them "staying alive" 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
951 We’ll just bill it to his insurance. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
952 ...and it plays "I Will Survive." 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
953 Let's finish before the foam machine starts. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
954 Unfortunately, it is what we had all dreaded: a full-blown disco inferno. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
955 I don’t think it’s going to fit. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
956 Well at least the mood is stay'n alive. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
957 Can someone pass the glow stick? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
958 I thought this would go well with the “Stayin’ Alive “ theme we have here. 1.2685 0.04726 149 119 20 10
959 Ah, HR finally listened. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
960 Just wait until we get the fog machine installed. 1.2683 0.04331 123 92 29 2
961 I would say his fever will break Sunday morning. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
962 It's the Boogie Fever - I think it's going around 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
963 Now let's just play Staying Alive and we're good to go! 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
964 It's the most effective treatment for Saturday night fever. 1.2680 0.04005 194 153 30 11
965 studies have shown that the presence of a disco ball in the OR brings down the rate of fatalities. It also brightens up the place. 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
966 We are trying a new technique for a Discopexy 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
967 didn’t we ask for lighting for a disc operation? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
968 He has a very high deductible 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
969 Let's keep our eye on the ball. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
970 Now, turn on ‘Stayin’ Alive’ full blast! 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
971 Nice one, Keith. I said take the pay rise, but you had to choose the mystery box, didn’t you? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
972 Why did I choose to do a Residency in Las Vegas? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
973 I think 'I Will Survive' was a statement, not a request 1.2672 0.05525 116 94 13 9
974 Do you think this might’ve caused the seizure? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
975 It's preprogrammed with Staying Alive 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
976 It's also a pinata. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
977 Difficult not to go into the light, to be honest. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
978 I love retro: disco while you work. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
979 This should cure his Saturday night fever. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
980 I’m thinking of having “Stayin’ Alive” piped in, too. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
981 I believe he’s staying alive. 1.2671 0.04642 161 130 19 12
982 The EMT’s got me singing “Stayin’ Alive”; it seemed like a rhythm that worked. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
983 This is what we get for coming in on Saturday night! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
984 I wanted to put the magic back in medicine... 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
985 His heart will go on. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
986 ...And so, I vowed that was the last time anyone would call one of my procedures "routine." 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
987 See, John? Anything can be a party with the right decor. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
988 I still prefer the sound of vinyl 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
989 Yes, it's the Last Dance. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
990 Cue "Stayin' Alive" please, Nurse Gibb. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
991 I didn't know it rotates! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
992 I feel better about this already. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
993 He must have suffered from a disco inferno. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
994 When patients say they saw the light at the end of the tunnel, this is what they're seeing. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
995 Stayin’ alive , Stayin alive” 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
996 Gives new meaning to "stayin' alive." 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
997 Looks like a Saturday night fever to me. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
998 Commit malpractice like you mean it. That's what I say. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
999 He had a bad case of Saturday night fever. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1000 Well the good news is Disco's not dead 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1001 If it's O.R. party, can we still cry if we want too? 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
1002 It’s more like ‘Saturday Night Angioplasty,’ but I still think we’re on theme. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
1003 At first I was afraid, I was petrified. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1004 I thought we'd liven up the mood in here a little. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1005 Cocaine, stat. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1006 I'm trying to bring the glamour back to gall bladder surgery. 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
1007 We've tried everything, doctor. The beat won't stop dropping. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1008 Hand me a scalpel and put on a Donna Summer medley and we can begin. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1009 This procedure will last All Night Long 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1010 We can't explain it, but for some reason, patients are staying alive, staying alive 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1011 Play "Stayin' Alive" 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1012 Stayin Alive,Stayin Alive,woot woot woot woot,Stayin Aliiiiivve 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1013 We're finally letting loose with COVID restrictions 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1014 It just shows up when the patient is on Medicare… 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1015 We better finish up before they turn on the fog machine. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1016 They gave us this instead of a pay raise. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1017 The disco ball fine but the "Stayin' Alive" song on repeat NO. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1018 I’ve synchronized it to the heart monitor for a more immersive experience. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
1019 The patient did ask us to play "Stayin' Alive". 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1020 Is it me or do we have a gas leak? 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1021 I get that Mr. Travolta wanted us to play “Stayin’ Alive” during his surgery, but is the disco ball really necessary? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1022 Before his accident he was a dancing queen. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1023 I don't mind the lighting, but the Staying Alive soundtrack is kind of insulting. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1024 His night fever broke, let’s just hope he keeps stayin’ alive. 1.2643 0.05130 140 115 13 12
1025 I told you we needed disinfectant not disco-fectant. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1026 Looks like the patient has Saturday Night Fever. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1027 He didn’t stop after he got enough. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1028 Note: Patient's Saturday Night Fever has become a classic case of Disco Inferno. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1029 I minored in dance. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1030 The party stops for no one 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1031 Jeff, I wasn't serious when I said let's get this party started... 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1032 10... 9... 8... 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1033 Helen thought the confetti was a bit premature. 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
1034 It helps them if I have my disco playlist: “ I Will Survive” “ Staying Alive” “ Born To Be Alive” “ Don’t Leave Me This Way” 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1035 This disco is benign: It's the silent ones I worry about. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1036 If dance fever isn't caught early, it can lead to disco surgery. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1037 this patient has really great medical insurance 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1038 I could've sworn the chart said he had a herniated disco. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1039 Ready to boogie, Doc? 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1040 I need five BeeGees, stat! 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
1041 Mood lighting for Dr Disco’s OR playlist. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1042 I'm not certain of the diagnosis, but it might be Night Fever. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1043 I realize this could be in poor taste if the patient dies, but I wanted to celebrate my 100th surgery. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1044 Oh great wizard disco ball tell me where to find the medulla oblongota. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1045 I did order an ultra sound. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1046 The patient's come down with a Saturday Night fever. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1047 I guess we really dropped the ball on this one 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1048 The new operating light should keep him Stayin' Alive. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1049 Decades of school and we can't turn this thing off. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1050 If we didn't spend the money, they would have reduced next years budget. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1051 Stayin Alive, Stayinq Alive . . . ? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1052 Disco Doc is on the clock. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1053 They thought it'd be helpful if we played "Stayin' Alive." 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1054 Staying alive, staying alive, ah ha ha ha, staying alive 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1055 Congratulations, Doctor! It's your 1,000th appendectomy! 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1056 Try spinning it the other way 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1057 Data shows better surgical outcomes in our Stayin’ Alive operating theater. 1.2609 0.04857 138 111 18 9
1058 He has all the classic symptoms of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1059 Do we also exchange our scrubs for polyester suits ? 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1060 Is that the Bee Gees playing? 1.2609 0.04294 115 86 28 1
1061 He’s going to be so mad he missed the party 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1062 Strobe lights were worse. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1063 First they develop Night Fever and then Heart of Glass, and we cannot figure out why 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1064 Looks like this guy's stayin' alive. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1065 Worse case of disco fever I’ve ever encountered. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1066 There’s blood on the dance floor 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1067 All this for a kidney? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1068 Oh no. He's developed disco fever. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1069 That's because it's Friday night and the lights are low,.... 1.2602 0.05270 123 100 14 9
1070 Imagine him waking up and thinking this was the light 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1071 If we can keep disco alive,just think what we can do for our patients. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1072 This ain’t no party. This ain’t no disco. This ain’t no fooling around. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1073 Fine then. Disco is dead. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1074 Mirror, Mirror, on the ball, shall we cut this guy at all? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1075 Oh, fuck! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1076 Life after death does exist. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1077 It's worth a try - all together now: ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive... 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1078 A radical discotomy is the only option! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1079 President Trump says he’s heard good things about this therapy, Very good things! 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
1080 Nurse, pass the flare jeans. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1081 Someone find the beat. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1082 Once we’re done, he’s going to have a ball.” 1.2593 0.05039 135 110 15 10
1083 Ah, the perks of working the night shift. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1084 With this aging population, Medicare now covers disco fever. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1085 It goes well with the "Staying Alive" track you are playing 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1086 I understand the patient wanting to hear "I Will Survive." But did we need all this? 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1087 Welcome to Emergency Room 54. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1088 Well, this’ll never fit. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1089 He seems to have a fever. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1090 If disco is dead, this is not a good sign. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1091 The place was just so ... sterile. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1092 Let's pause, and bedazzle ourselves a moment before we delve into this Abba-domen procedure. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1093 It looks like this will be his last dance. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1094 We are operating on John Travolta, after all. 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
1095 I was thinking more "Stayin' Alive" or "I will Survive," not "Boogie Wonderland" or "Dancing Queen." 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1096 Siri, play 'I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1097 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1098 It's to inspire us to keep the patient stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1099 The hospital dance starts in 30 minutes. Lets get it down and done. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1100 That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I perform a distal pancreatectomy. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1101 He was admitted with a Friday night fever. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1102 Before the first incision, I was petrified, but I grew strong, so I could try and prolong…your life. 1.2581 0.04562 124 98 21 5
1103 I guess it would be bad taste to start singing "Stayin' Alive"? 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1104 It's actually for the recovery room. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1105 The patient requested ABBA. 1.2581 0.04265 124 94 28 2
1106 It’s my emotional support disco ball. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1107 The patient brought it from home. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1108 ... first star I see tonight ... 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1109 He didn’t want to waste his only free Saturday night.” 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1110 Star light, star bright, let this surgery go right. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1111 It's a controversial treatment, but it just might work. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1112 I just thought 'Stayin' Alive' would set the mood. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1113 I will perform a slipped disco-ectomy 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1114 See, his soul just rose up. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1115 Worst case of Saturday night fever this year 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1116 It gives them an unforgettable out-of-body experience. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1117 Your 500th gall bladder...you are our surgeon of the month... 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1118 Doc, it may be the right time to move from “Stayin’ Alive” to “Another One Bites the Dust.” 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1119 I asked for anesthetic, not an aesthetic. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1120 It's the only effective treatment for Saturday Night Fever. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1121 Well … the robotic surgery was getting a little boring, so I thought … 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1122 The lights are a little distracting, but the patients do like when we play Stain’ Alive. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1123 Is anyone else having trouble concentrating?” 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1124 If there is a chance he is walking toward the light, I want it to be spectacular. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1125 Can they make it rotate? 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1126 Charge his insurance for 'fractal light therapy.' 1.2558 0.05310 129 107 11 11
1127 I prefer to play stayin' alive in the OR. 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
1128 It's for slipped disco surgery. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
1129 What do you think has a better chance of a comeback? Disco or this guy? 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1130 It appears that we have a sever case of Saturday Night Fever! 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
1131 It was donated by his wife to celebrate his vasectomy. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1132 Well, what do you expect when we're operating on John Travolta 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1133 It starts spinning whenever patient body temperature hits 102.4 degrees, but only on Saturday Nights. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1134 I told him it's not a second bypass, it's the disco remix. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1135 I synced the light show to his vitals! 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1136 These multi-use rooms for surgery aren’t working out. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1137 It definitely increases odds of the patient stayin’ alive. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1138 The good news is he made the hit list. The bad news is he made the hit list. 1.2545 0.05546 110 90 12 8
1139 (Singing) “Stayin alive, Stayin alive…” 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1140 His insurance didn’t cover the laser equipment. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1141 I still don’t think it will fit — but alright, scalpel. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1142 What did you ask for? I couldn't hear you over the Bee Gees 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1143 It came free with the Ketamine. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1144 Uh oh, last dance! 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1145 I just wish they’d stop playing ‘Staying Alive.’ 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1146 No. We’re doing a Friday night appendectomy not a Saturday night fever. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1147 The newest medical fad: Disco Surgery. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1148 Is this what is called Saturday night fever? 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1149 The decorator had a herniated disco 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1150 Who says a colostomy can't have a little razzle-dazzle? 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1151 Never going to give you up, never gonna let you down 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1152 Don’t worry. It doesn’t drop until midnight. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1153 Really, “Stayin’ Alive”? I’m getting more of a “Last Dance” vibe. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1154 This should help his heart find its rhythm. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1155 Doctor,we realize you are our top surgeon and deserve all your perks but isn’t this a bit over the top? 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1156 I thought they pulled the plug on this a long time ago. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1157 The disco ball is one thing, but can we stop playing "Staying Alive"? 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
1158 Clearly, this is a case of Boogie Fever. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1159 Operating with the stars 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1160 Good thing I’m wearing my double-knit scrubs. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1161 We may need to Hustle here. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1162 Yeah, well. This isn't my first dance 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1163 Luckily, Saturday Night Fever is rarely terminal 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1164 And now, doctors, I will show you the proper procedure for repair of a slipped disco. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1165 So - on which point of light do we start cutting? 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1166 Ok, ok. I think you guys are taking the Staying Alive theme a little too seriously. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1167 "He got the Boogie Fever, bring it on down." 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1168 And now, some inspiration from the Bee Gees "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive" 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1169 Wrong kind of fever guys 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1170 I knew this was a bad idea. Disco is not the only thing that's dead. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1171 That’s one helluva gallstone! 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1172 Just take those old scalpels off the shelf. 1.2522 0.05502 115 95 11 9
1173 Staying Alive" is the main theme 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1174 It helps me hum "Stayin' Alive" when I have to resuscitate. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1175 It helps me to cut back on the acid. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1176 I think it really ties the operating room together. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1177 It never actually died, but it remains in critical condition. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1178 The patient presents with an acute case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1179 When I asked for better lighting, I didn’t mean this. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1180 Yes, doctor, it's a serious case of disco fever. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1181 This is not what I meant when I said I needed more light please 1.2520 0.04097 123 95 26 2
1182 So, all the medical instruments are in the pinata? 1.2520 0.05365 123 102 11 10
1183 so this is work-life balance? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1184 You guys think the anesthesiology department is pranking us again? 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1185 Oh, cool! That's the BeeGee's singing 'Stayin' Alive! 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1186 I hearing she used to be a dancing queen. 1.2519 0.04766 131 107 16 8
1187 He’s a bit flamboyant but he’s the best surgeon we’ve got! 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1188 Look, we're all important players here, but this baby is essential for stayin' alive. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1189 Now we can commence with our rendition of "Stayin' Alive." 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1190 Yes it's groovy, but I'm not sure this prosthetic testicle will fit. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1191 I’m seeing multiple lacerations. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1192 Hey, just in case he has night fever, am I right? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1193 I said low grade fever, not Saturday night fever! 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1194 Staying alive. Maybe. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1195 John Travolta preforms surgery 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1196 They're playing "I Will Survive." 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1197 All my patients wake-up humming disco tunes. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1198 My Grampa willed it to me…found it in a dumpster back in the day on West 54 st. Thought it would be perfect for when Mr.Travolta wakes up from his tummy tuck… 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1199 Doctor, it is disco fever! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1200 Our goal today is Stayin' Alive. Just remember that We Are Family! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1201 I don't mind the lighting so much as I do "Staying Alive" on repeat. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1202 He'll be up and dancing in no time 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1203 Evidently his insurance does cover a herniated disco. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1204 The patient insisted it's for stayin' alive. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1205 Time of death: Never! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1206 It's really most effective during the colonoscopies. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1207 This pacemaker should be his first, his last, his everything. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1208 Live, from the operating table, it's Saturday night. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1209 How are we supposed to clean up all of this glitter? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1210 Need more bass, stat. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1211 I always love when we're assigned to Operating Room '54'! 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1212 Should the patient develop Disco Fever we'll be ready. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1213 That's it, keep lowering it. It's almost in! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1214 I sync it to their heartbeat. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1215 In my opinion it looks like boogie fever 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1216 The tumor was in fact remarkable 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1217 C'mon y'all! It's Gallbladder Nite! 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1218 You know it adds to the aesthetic. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1219 Because they wouldn't let us bedazzle our scrubs. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1220 Siri. Please play the Bee Gees 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1221 I think it just really changes the vibe in here 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1222 Wow so Saturday Night Fever is actually a thing… 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1223 He developed a fever Saturday night 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1224 I thought it was dengue fever, not disco fever. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
1225 And when he wakes up, we shout, "Surprise!" 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1226 Mr. Travolta insisted it would make his condition seem less dire. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
1227 Well, I thought the surgery schedule just said "disc" . 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1228 Okay folks, we’ve got a full schedule today, so let’s hustle. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1229 It was supposed to be a Crystal Ball so you'd know what to do next. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1230 Well, it cured night fever in the 70s . . . . 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1231 He was injured on "Dancing With The Stars"! 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1232 I'm still not sure "Boogie Fever" is a real thing we can treat. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
1233 As soon as they take him to recovery the dancing starts. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1234 This may comfort him when he comes out of it. He was at an indoor roller rink when he got hurt. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1235 I thought it would focus the patient on staying alive. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1236 This is not what I meant when I said we have a discectomy scheduled for today 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1237 Looks like a severe case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1238 I guess operating on Travolta has its perks. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1239 I mean, at this point, it’s worth a try. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1240 I assure you Nurse Gaynor and Nurse Summer that he will survive. This will not be his last dance. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1241 His Disco Fever got significantly worse. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1242 I love when the party anesthesiologist is on duty. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1243 So, you see, the mirrorball drops down if a patient starts to code. We like to have fun here. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1244 I like the "Stayin Alive" vibe. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1245 looks like the gas leaked again 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1246 Disco surgery is our hospital's greatest innovation. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1247 At first I was afraid, now I’m petrified. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1248 Time of death: party o'clock. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1249 It really changes the mood in here. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1250 New procedure guidelines ask for more hustle. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1251 another one bites the dust 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1252 Well Doc, we thought it would be better than a poster of puppy dogs taped to the ceiling. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1253 I said we needed ‘sterile gauze’ in the ORs but through my mask they said they heard ‘mirror balls. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1254 As long as I don't have to wear platform shoes I'm okay with it. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1255 Should I ventilate or celebrate? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1256 I just want him to be able to say, ‘Last night a DJ saved my life. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1257 Let’s focus here. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1258 Hopefully this means the patient will be staying alive. 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1259 Although it's very well staged, what the patient needs is a stent, not your rendition of Stayin' Alive. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1260 Tell them what he won Johnny. "A new heart! Brought to him by our sponsors at the morgue, in partnership with the American health system." 1.2462 0.05012 130 107 14 9
1261 It’s less precise than laser surgery, but way more fun. 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
1262 I can take the light....But the background music?? 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1263 I'm afraid he's gone to the disco inferno. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1264 This will make it easier to do CPR to the tune of "Stayin' Alive"... 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1265 Any bright ideas? 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1266 It really makes myocarditis a festive occasion. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1267 Really, Roger? "Stayin' Alive" again? 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1268 Ketamine. Stat!" 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1269 If it's a fever and it's Saturday, we use this thing... 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1270 His Saturday night fever won’t break. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1271 I hope this doesn't give him another seizure. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1272 It's his birthday. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1273 I always wondered what was different about the Barry Gibb Memorial Hospital. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1274 I know we all like "Stayin' Alive", but the ball is over the top. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1275 It's great and all, but was it sanitized? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1276 We’ll need to break at 11 to let the conga line come through. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1277 It was on his bucket list. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1278 If the patient dies we like to give them a good send-off. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1279 Does this mean healthcare prices are going back to the 70s? 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1280 Time of death… 12 am, January 1st. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1281 Let’s all op-er-ate and have a good time 1.2455 0.05657 110 92 9 9
1282 Before we get started, he wanted us to sing a few lines from Stayin' Alive. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1283 He could have danced all night but sadly he ran out of breath. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1284 He suffers from night fever, night fever. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1285 Baby Boomer elective. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1286 I'm not sure HR fully understands the cause of physician burnout. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1287 In the next step, we will solve the patient’s rhythm issue 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1288 July 12, 1979. The death of disco. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1289 Well, I didn't say a thing when you played ABBA! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1290 We're all seeing this, right? Doc, check the laughing gas. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1291 Mama Mia! Here we go again! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1292 You said we needed to improve our work-life balance... 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1293 The disco ball is a nice touch but I don't think the patient will appreciate us playing "Last Dance!" 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
1294 So which of the Alman brothers is this? 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1295 This patient has strange spots on his intestines 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1296 Sleepy…you are getting very sleepy 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1297 I'm not optimistic about the patient, but we saved disco! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1298 Impacts to the supply-chain leading to illuminating solutions 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1299 Oddly, it is a covered benefit. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1300 You watch it long enough you won't be able to tell Mr. Greenbaum's liver from his appendix. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1301 Hey, we met our sales goal! 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1302 And of course it loops “Staying Alive”throughout the procedure. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1303 ‘Don’t you think this is in slightly poor taste during an orchiectomy?’ 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1304 We are about to perform the first minimally invasive lumbar disco-ectomy 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1305 Well, that explains the X-ray. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1306 The patient requested it. That and the endless loop playing "Staying Alive". 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1307 Okay, let’s start operating on his herniated disco. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1308 It really ties the room together 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1309 If we ever get stuck with a single-payer system in this country you can kiss the glitter balls goodbye! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1310 Really makes the place alive. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1311 This patient's bill now includes a significant charge for therapeutic lighting. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1312 ‘Uhh I think that’s for next week’s cartoon’ 1.2430 0.05609 107 89 10 8
1313 So much for asking for a new surgical rotation 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1314 A word of warning: don't join in with YMCA if you're holding a scalpel. We don't want another patient losing their glitter balls. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1315 How do we bill this to insurance? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1316 It's his last party. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1317 Here at County General, we work hard, we play hard. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1318 It's our latest life-saving measure ... throws him off if he tries to go to the light! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1319 Now then Mehmet ... 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1320 It doesn't do anything for the patient, but it makes me feel better. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1321 And the fever began Saturday night 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1322 I agreed to the disco ball, but not to playing ‘Staying Alive’. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1323 I must say it does add some glamour to the OR. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1324 Preping to surgically repair a slipped disco. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1325 I hope you like the song Staying Alive. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1326 Nurse,play "Staying Alive" 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1327 He requested “Staying Alive” by The Bee Gees 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1328 Ten ccs of glitter, stat! 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1329 Apparently, he has a Saturday Night fever and a slipped disco. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1330 Transplant like nobody is watching 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1331 It might have helped if they played Stayin' Alive a little sooner. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1332 The patient presents with symptoms of Saturday night fever. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1333 🕺🏻🪩It’s Saturday night and this patient has a fever. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1334 Patient in his seventies. Lighting from the '70's." 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1335 Does "Stayin' Alive" still work? 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1336 At least it's not as distracting as the roller rink in the recovery room. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1337 It helps take my mind off the shockingly high mortality rate here. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1338 Alright lower it in slowly and carefully, this hospital can’t afford another lawsuit 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1339 Consider it a reminder to keep this guy stayin' alive. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1340 I will survive, but I think it's this guy's last dance. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1341 This OR was originally designed for a herniated disco specialist 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1342 Not to kill the mood, but I'm gonna take my skates off for the initial incision if that's okay. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1343 Are we sure there isn't a gas leak? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1344 Surgery for Saturday Night Fever is the only way to keep him Stayin Alive 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
1345 I said "paging Doctor Summer, not paging Donna Summer." 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1346 If we don’t get his heart pumping, he’s going to be on the soul train. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1347 I don't see how anyone lived through it. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1348 I’ve never seen a case of disco fever so severe! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1349 It's the only way his insurance will cover it. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1350 It helps the patients to ah ah ah ah stay alive 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1351 Where’s my thumb? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1352 When the patient's core temperature drops too low, this disco ball induces boogie fever, and voilà! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1353 I haven't seen this in the O.R. since my residency in the 70's. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1354 Umm, the lightshow is killer but I need the laser back for the surgery. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1355 There we go: now removing the funky feeling from the patient. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1356 It's the best way to treat a herniated disco. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1357 Don't cue up "Stayin' Alive" just yet. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1358 Saturday night fevers are getting ridiculous around here. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1359 My surgery suffers a little, but it helps my mood a lot. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1360 I thought it might help to liven up the place. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1361 It’s part of the hospital bill. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1362 Let's try some cardio-disco resuscitation. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1363 It was touch and go for a while. I was terrified. But as long as he knows how to love he'll always stay alive. He will survive. He will survive. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1364 Do I hear a disco beat or is that heart palpitations.” 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1365 A priest,a rabbi,and a dog walked into a bar 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1366 It's John Travolta 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1367 He has Night Fever but he's Stayin' Alive. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1368 It a peaceful distraction from all of the monitor alarms 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1369 It was either this or the piñata. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1370 Why didn’t we think of this before? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1371 If our hypothesis is correct, he might wake up without an appendix, but he'll have more funk than ever 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1372 Call it. He's deader than disco. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1373 We’ve got to save him — he’s the last Bee Gee. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1374 He made a special request: 'Stayin Alive". The disco ball was our idea. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1375 If he could speak he'd tell us to turn the lights off to get the full effect. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1376 Once again you let the heartbeat drop. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1377 Looks like we're dealing with a large disco herniation. 1.2385 0.04681 109 88 17 4
1378 Management said we need “rave reviews.” 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
1379 Is he having disc surgery or disco surgery? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1380 DJ, stat! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1381 No, I said we needed a miracle 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1382 I'm afraid he's dead as disco. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1383 We’re going to need a bigger incision. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1384 Looks like the anesthesiologist has been doing mushrooms again. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1385 Welcome back to TikTok live! Hold down that like button and I’ll be interacting with your comments. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1386 This was ordered by our new OBeeGeeYN. 1.2376 0.05655 101 84 10 7
1387 And when he wakes up we yell "SUPRISE!!". 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1388 Not for nothing do we call this place a theater. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1389 Siri: play Spotify surgery playlist 1.2376 0.05827 101 85 8 8
1390 Alexa, cozy mellow vibes, stat! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1391 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around Since I was born And now it's alright it's okay And you may look the other way We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive Oh when you walk Well now I get low and I get high And if I can't get either I really try Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose You know it's alright it's okay I'll live to see another day We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive (oh) Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive (oh) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah Life goin' nowhere somebody help me yeah I'm stayin' alive Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born And now it's all right it's okay And you may look the other way We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive (hey) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah Life goin' nowhere somebody help me, yeah I'm stayin' alive Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah (ah ah ah) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me yeah I'm stayin' alive Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah (ah ah ah ay) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me, yeah I'm stayin' alive Life goin' nowhere somebody help me Somebody help me yeah (oh) Life goin' nowhere somebody help me yeah I'm stayin' alive 1.2373 0.05473 118 100 8 10
1392 I think it's an improvement over last weeks strobe effect. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
1393 He has Night Fever. Let’s keep him stayin’ alive. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1394 It’s part of a new study to prevent a post-op infection of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1395 I said forceps. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1396 I think something is wrong. It 's not syncing with the EKG machine. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1397 he really took his last dance literally 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1398 The Bee Gees' life support system is operating at maximum capacity. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1399 Do we go with fusion or total removal of the disco? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1400 Nice idea Doc, but even if you blast "Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive" over the speakers, this guy won't be dancing any time soon. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1401 Come on, he's not THAT dead yet. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1402 My wife says I'm not allowed to honky tonk 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1403 This is not what I meant when I said our work should be more celebrated. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1404 I don’t know, it came in Biden’s post-pandemic package. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1405 A little party never killed anybody. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1406 We like to use the disco operating theatre when Dr. Travolta operates 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1407 Well, that explains why I couldn't find his gallbladder. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1408 Loving the addition to our Stayin' Alive soundtrack 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1409 Only the Bee Gees can save him now. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1410 In my day,disco fever was benign. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1411 Alright, let’s make sure we don’t lose this one inside the patient 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1412 His insurance will only pay for discography. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1413 No, no, we need to LOWER his fever. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1414 I really think they are going overboard with this patient requests business. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1415 Great, now we have to worry about him developing Boogie Fever 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1416 Appears we may be dealing with a case of the boogie fever. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1417 Rollerskating accident. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1418 Extra light - "what could go wrong" you said. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1419 Can someone hit the lights? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1420 Alexa, play Mirrorball by Taylor Swift. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1421 Oh great disco ball, where shall we cut? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1422 You make me feel like a general surgeon. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1423 Modern medicine meets Disco - Tech. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1424 This is not exactly what we had in mind when we ordered new lights for the OR. 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1425 We addressed the complaints of the "sterile" atmosphere in the OR 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1426 I guess this is what I get for playing "Stayin' Alive" 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1427 ? Ah ah ah ah, stay alive, stay alive... ? 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1428 We used to just play “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1429 Are you absolutely sure the chart calls for Molly? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1430 He’s had the same insurance since ‘79. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1431 a-hoo hah, disco! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1432 My wife told me I couldn't keep it in the garage anymore 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1433 It reminds me not to take these things so seriously. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1434 Now it says to stand him up for 5 units of hustle. 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1435 I'm pretty sure this won't help with physician burnout. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1436 It must be his Saturday Night Fever 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1437 I thought it might liven up the room 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1438 His chart says he came in with a fever Saturday night. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1439 Let's hope this works. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1440 Now there goes the craziest tumor I've ever seen. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1441 Time of disco. Now. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1442 Last surgeon was more a rock guy. Always cranking up Bryan Adams "Cuts like a Knife" 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1443 it's what taylor swift would've wanted 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1444 A DJ saved his life tonight 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1445 It tests for Saturday Night Fever. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1446 Fine work, Doctor. He seems to be Stayin' Alive. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1447 The is the worst case of disco fever I've seen in decades. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1448 Ah ha ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
1449 Have I ever told you about the time I removed Donna Summer's gall bladder? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1450 I don’t really see the use for this if the patient can’t even see it. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1451 I can't see what I'm doing, but I like it. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1452 It’s essential should we have to turn the beat around 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1453 Our prom theme is.. hospital 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1454 I think we got the wrong drugs. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1455 I told you white scrubs would be appropriate today! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1456 Are you sure this is the cure for Saturday Night Fever? 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1457 I know we’re in our midnights era but I want you to know, I’m a mirror ball, I’ll show you every version of yourself tonight” @taylorswif 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1458 Let’s put on I will survive and hope for the best! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1459 I said we need a "dish for his balls" not a "disco ball"! 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1460 It's about all that works with Boogie Fever. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1461 I thought his heart had a strange beat. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
1462 I find it hard to get used to Obama Care. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1463 I think it's a typo - we're supposed to be scheduled for disc surgery. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1464 Ah, that explains his 'Saturday Night Fever'... 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1465 Wipe my brow. Scalpel. Oh, and tie my dancing shoes. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1466 How many more will we lose before we declare Disco Fever a pandemic 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1467 Corporate really wants us to maximize the space. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1468 When did malpractice get so fun? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1469 This pulse monitor's beat makes me want to take a break to boogie. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1470 I was OK with the playlist, Dr Lombardo, but this is going to take me time to adjust. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1471 Just keep singing ‘Stayin’ Alive 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1472 He came in with Night Fever and requested Stayin' Alive. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1473 Hi y'all, I'm the new surgeon... where's this go? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1474 Someone get me a cool compress stat, looks like this patient has Saturday Night Fever. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1475 I know you're a BeeGee's fan, but singing "How do you mend a broken heart?" just doesn't inspire confidence in your patients. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1476 I'm not familiar with this billing code 1.2320 0.04419 125 102 18 5
1477 ?Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' Alive!? 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1478 Happens every time we remove a Boogie-oogie-oogie. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1479 It comes with the rhinestone-tier insurance plan. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1480 It's challenging, but let's give it a shot. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1481 I know there are supply issues but this is a little ridiculous. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1482 He'll be fine tomorrow. It was just a Saturday night fever. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1483 You just don’t get this level of service in a socialized healthcare system 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1484 At least we brought disco back. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1485 That's the biggest kidney stone I've ever seen. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1486 I don’t think he’s going to make it, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1487 This ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1488 He came in with a fever on Saturday night, and now the whole thing has escalated. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1489 Either Phillips or GE Healthcare. Makes operating exciting. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1490 It's been the best thing for patients with Saturday Night Fever. It helps them with Stayin Alive. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1491 This is a clear case of Night Fever. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1492 This is unexpected. Right as she went under I could hear her singing: ‘I’ll survive. As long as I know how to love, I know I’ll stay alive.’ 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1493 We actually called them spherical reflective pacemakers in the medical field. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1494 Okay, queue "Staying Alive"... 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1495 I thought that a disco ball would add to the ambiance. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1496 Is "Staying Alive" appropriate right now? 1.2308 0.05205 117 98 11 8
1497 ...didn't work: SHUT OFF the 'Stayin' Alive.' 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1498 All we need now is the Bee Gees " Stayin' Alive" 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1499 I haven’t seen a case like this since the 70s. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1500 Nurse please change the music from Staying Alive to George Strait’s I saw God today 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1501 Today we perform a disc-o-peration. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1502 Well it is Saturday night in the operating theatre and a patient with a fever. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1503 I see they finally replaced that lava lamp. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1504 I knew those brownies in the cafeteria tasted funny today! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1505 Welcome to 'Drag Queen Surgery' 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1506 He's as dead as disco. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1507 Lets get out of here, he dosen't have a pulse and I have Saturday night fever 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1508 Ok that’s it. We have to remove ‘preferred room vibes’ from our patient request form. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1509 It could explain the high fever incidence on Saturday nights. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1510 So that's where all the scalpels went. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1511 With this we won't even notice all the really gross stuff. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1512 You're sure his fever began on Saturday night? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1513 We'll have you back dancing in no time! 1.2295 0.05178 122 103 10 9
1514 Maybe “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees wasn’t the best choice for this operation 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1515 This will allow him to keep staying alive. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1516 It reminds me of my first high school prom. I wonder where Sherry is now. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1517 I fished it out of Mrs Abramowicz and kind of just hung onto it as a a token of good luck. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1518 That’s the third ‘Night Fever’ we’ve had this week and it’s not even Saturday. 1.2294 0.05473 109 92 9 8
1519 John, I know we said you could pick the music, but… 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1520 Due to rising health care costs, we include an end-of-life -celebration with every high risk surgical procedure. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1521 This is the first covid dream I’ve had where everyone is wearing their masks. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1522 Ah ha, stayin' alive is today's theme, I see. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1523 Staying alive, staying aliiiiiiiiive 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1524 I like to make sure all my patients are stayin' alive. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1525 Let's boogie on down to the intestine. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1526 So this organ here. Where does disco? 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1527 Oh God! We've given him Saturday Night Fever! 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1528 Who let this patient dictate the "Staying Alive" disco theme? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1529 I asked for "Stayin' Alive" on loop, our nurses got carried away... 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1530 Hey, Alexa. Play, "Stayin' Alive" 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1531 The OR deejay thinks it's hilarious, but I actually appreciate the "Stayin' Alive" show of confidence. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1532 Patients prefer this over the normal smoke and mirrors. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1533 He's a huge Travolta fan. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1534 Laser technology is much more funny 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1535 Jerry, does HR have a signed waiver on file for potential glitter exposure? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1536 It comes with the VIP room medical plan and a two drink minimum. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1537 Well, this IS better lighting... 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1538 Maybe playing "I will survive" is a bit much. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1539 Congratulations! This is your 100th operation! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1540 We were listening to disco music already and I thought, why not? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1541 Waiting on insurance approval. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1542 It’s part of our hospital retention plan to maintain a fun work atmosphere while the surgeon berates everyone in the room. 1.2276 0.05007 123 103 12 8
1543 "Stayin' Alive"... works every time 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1544 The strobe light was too distracting. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1545 Amazing what it does for the general mood. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1546 What's more, if he wakes up, he'll think he's in heaven! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1547 We just thought, since the pandemic is over... 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1548 If this works we are all dancing by midnight. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1549 Happy New Year, guys. Maybe this year they’ll listen to us. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1550 Since he asked us to play "Stayin' Alive," I thought we could go full disco. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1551 Health insurance agents make the best bouncers. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1552 ok now everyone "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah,..." 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1553 I guess the new doctor is a DDS, an MD, a DO and a DJ. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1554 It does have a certain je ne sais quoi 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1555 Glow stick 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1556 Luckily, we got it out of the patient before it started spinning. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1557 Apparently this was in his will, but I think we should keep it 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1558 I said we needed health care PARITY for our patients. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1559 On the other hand, our drugs are better than the ones at Studio 54. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1560 Doctor Travolta says, the man is all right. He just has a bad case of -- disco fever! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1561 No way insurance covers disco balls 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1562 The aroma therapy guy pitched it to the Department Chair. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
1563 Let's Hustle! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1564 It’s raining men. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1565 I fear he will boogie no more. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1566 If I knew I would have worn my platform shoes 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1567 Ah,ha,ha,ha,stayin' alive 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1568 Maybe we can do the operation after the ball drops. Just seconds to go... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1569 Would Stayin' Alive be too on point? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1570 This explains Saturday night’s fever. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1571 This isn’t what I meant by disco revival! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1572 It helps me relax. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1573 I warned you not to overdo the anesthesia! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1574 We’ve been seeing a steady increase in disco fever lately. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1575 The polyester surgical gowns were even harder to find. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1576 If it doesn't cure his disco fever we can always just cut it out. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1577 Really classes up the place. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1578 The ball can stay but quit playing "Staying Alive." 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1579 Studies have shown that it significantly reduces the ‘yuck’ factor. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1580 I wish he was awake to see it. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
1581 Good evening and welcome to “Chopped: Hospital Edition!” 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1582 But it goes perfectly with your OR playlist! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1583 It actually gives me a 1970’s kind of optimism. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1584 come on Dave we are working 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1585 I'm still celebrating my final student loan payment. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1586 I was looking for a new light on the situation. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1587 Don’t you ever want to stop everything and just dance, dance, dance? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1588 That’s one hell of a gall bladder. Take it away, boys! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1589 He came in with a night fever and now it's a disco inferno. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1590 Saturday Night Surgery 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1591 I thought it went well with that Bee Gees song you always play during surgeries. 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
1592 I want this guys insurance. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1593 This is the worst case of Night Fever I’ve ever seen 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1594 And just like that, his disco fever has completely resolved. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1595 This is one thing I hope does go viral. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1596 Scalpel please, nurse... and a dusting of glitter. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1597 I feel like a disco ball and "Staying Alive" on the speakers really add to the mood. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1598 Remind me: What's the procedure for Saturday Night Fever? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1599 Let's start with Journey To The Centre Of Your Heart by Donna Summer. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1600 We can’t figure out universal healthcare but this is pretty cool. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1601 Maybe we should doublecheck the labels on the drugs we're using in here. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1602 I know, I know, but management has declined my request to update the lighting 3 times already. Now pass me the limited-edition Bee Gees scalpel. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1603 Happy New Year and pass the scalpel. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1604 His blood tests indicated either Rockin' Pneumonia or Boogie-Woogie Flu, but I'm prepping for Dance Fever, just in case. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1605 The “Stayin’ Alive” soundtrack really completes the look. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1606 It's a waste of time - let's party!! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1607 He said it would help him ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1608 Why does it keep playing "Stayin' Alive?" 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1609 Yup. Definitely a case of Saturday night fever. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1610 Either this lampshade goes or he does. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1611 I understand that she was the dancing queen of the Starlight Ballroom. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1612 Yes, Doctor, "Stayin' Alive." It was the patient's request. 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
1613 I do my best work in the surreal. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1614 I said disc, not disco! 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1615 He signed a DNRG. Do Not Ruin the Groove. 1.2222 0.04429 108 88 17 3
1616 This procedure is this patient's last dance, last chance for love... 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1617 Well I"ll be -- I guess you can take the Studio 54 out of the boy. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1618 Stayin' Alive" on constant repeat annoys me mor 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1619 Tonight, a DJ saved your life. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1620 It may not lighten the room, but it does lighten the mood. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1621 See if you can get him up to 120 beats per minute- something we can dance to. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1622 We need an emergency discoscopy to reset his groovy levels. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1623 And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1624 This patient is stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1625 I didn’t even know that did that. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1626 Who rewired the code-blue button? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1627 Somebody dropped the ball. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1628 Oh, that was removed from the last patient here who got Saturday Night Fever. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1629 The patient has disco fever. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1630 He was dancing at the YMCA. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1631 The patient requested we play Staying Alive throughout the procedure” 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
1632 It came with the Bee Gees deluxe box set 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1633 Are we opening with the new playlist? 1.2212 0.05458 104 88 9 7
1634 It says: 'Next, insert the Nehru-collar stent in the carotid artery and the bell-bottom-flange in the iliac.' 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1635 The family said he’s the life of the party 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1636 Do a little dance, make a little love, appendix tonight! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1637 Doctor, the pacemaker is still off beat. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1638 I distinctly said prepare for disk surgery, not disco surgery." 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1639 It does lend itself to a steady, even heart beat. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1640 Did someone change the light in here? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1641 His disco fever has turned into a stage 3 anachronism! I am going to need a smart phone and some earbuds, stat! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1642 His HMO wouldn’t pay for a strobe light. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1643 Anyone know the lyrics to 'Stayin' Alive?' 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1644 Well, you can tell by the way I cauterize, I"m an EMT, in dance disguise. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1645 He's got the Night Fever. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1646 Okay, now everybody skate backwards. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1647 I don't know why, but this is the preferred lighting for the vasectomy. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1648 The mirror ball is very popular with our Baby Boomer patients. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1649 Another case of Disco Fever I’m afraid. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1650 I see they are still teaching with the use of the Bee Gees staying ‘Staying Alive’ .” 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1651 Mirror balls make me want to tear off my clothes, jump on a table and do the Funky Chicken. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1652 I figured we needed to get out of our routine. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1653 I think we need to face reality. Disco is dead! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1654 Why does this guy always insist on being the life of the party? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1655 What you doin' on your bed on your back? Ah, You should be dancing, yeah. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1656 I can't wait to try out my new move 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1657 Can someone turn off the patients vital signs? It’s off beat! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1658 OMG! Can someone please explain to this guy what a discogram is??? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1659 Ah Ah Ah Ah keep them alive, keep them alive Ah Ah Ah Ah Keep them alliiiveee… 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1660 I wanna be sure he follows our lights 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1661 Let's face it, Stayin' Alive is our lucky tune in the O.R. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1662 Last dance, last chance for laproscopy, tonight... 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1663 I prefer it to Dr. Rebecca's mosh pit idea." 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1664 Sad. Another severe case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
1665 Disco isn't dead, but this guy sure is. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1666 These patient memory projectors are getting more and more realistic. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1667 Oh, really? My file said 'disc surgery.' 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1668 Do you get the feeling they noticed the quiet quitting around here? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1669 I sure picked a bad day to kick my coke habit 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1670 Mirror mirror on the ball, who has the steadiest hands of all? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1671 The AMA lost it! ... a long time ago! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1672 So when we're done we all have to put our roller skates back on 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1673 You said you went to Harvard Medical, Gary. Make it fit. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1674 Another case of rockin' pneumonia? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1675 Take that away, he didn't make it. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1676 Let’s hope that the patient also will be staying alive. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1677 It was a gift from John Travolta. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1678 Gen Z new chief: the alternative was a lava lamp. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1679 Who dropped the ball? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1680 The light people see when we save their life come from this disco ball 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1681 Doctor, we’re afraid he’s got a case of Boogie Fever 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1682 One verse of "Stayin' Alive" before we call it. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1683 He asked for an out-of-body experience. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1684 What you say let's get the party started 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1685 I got the idea by looking at a measles patient. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1686 Next time, let's do this inside! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1687 Was 'stayin' alive' the correct song to play? 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1688 Disco is not dead, disco is life. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1689 Once they wake up, Patients can opt for Disco with Donna Summer or champagne bubbles with the Lennon Sisters.” 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1690 I guess we should note the time. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1691 The other lamp broke so I thought, ‘Why not upgrade?!’ 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1692 Perhaps too much quaalude anesthesia. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1693 I hate operating at Times Square on New Year's Eve. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1694 It appears to be a Saturday Night Fever. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1695 Looks like another case of Saturday night fever. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1696 We better operate soon. His Saturday Night Fever has spiked again. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1697 Typical - my hair's up, my gown's on, and my date's out cold. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1698 When you proposed studying the effects of MDMA on surgery, I thought we were going to dose the patient. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1699 Now, that's a bladder. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1700 If we can keep disco alive, surely our patient here has no worries. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1701 So this is Panic! At The Disco 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1702 He’s stayin’ alive 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1703 Okay, now I see why it might be a problem to have this in here. Scalpel, please. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1704 He just won on Dancing with the Stars. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1705 Oo Oo Oo stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1706 He said he wanted the heart of a young John Travolta. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1707 I was fine with you playing The Bee Gees during surgery, but I think this may be just a tad too much. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1708 Ahn, ahn, ahn, ahn, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1709 Nice try, but "I Will Survive" isn't making the playlist. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1710 His heart’s not the only beat that’s dropping! 1.2170 0.05363 106 90 9 7
1711 Well we need SOMETHING to turn the heartbeat around! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1712 Yeah, let's just tell him it was as big as a golf ball 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1713 When he comes around, it will make him think we haven't run out of anaesthesia. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1714 It increases the chances of Stayin' Alive by 90 percent. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1715 Hospital administrators think it will prevent burnout. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1716 It's a common side effect of patients with Saturday Night Fever. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1717 Just because he has a fever and it’s Saturday Night, do we have to go with the disco ball? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1718 My wife said it would add some extra oomph to an already fabulous room. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1719 We're trying to replicate his Saturday Night Fever. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1720 [O/S]: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve found the GOLDEN TICKET, in the esophagus of the MYSTERY PATIENT! 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
1721 It's complements of Big Pharma 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1722 Let’s remove this appendix like no one’s watching. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1723 This is what happens when you die at Coachella 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1724 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive, Ah, ha, ha, ha. stayin' alive 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1725 The patient apparently has Saturday night fever. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1726 We had to unplug his monitor, but totally worth it! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1727 ...and if it goes wrong we can blame it on the boogie. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1728 Do you have any ketamine? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1729 It all started with 'Stayin' Alive' during CPR. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1730 Does anybody mind if we listen to "Stayin' Alive" again? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1731 This case of disco fever appears to be worse than we thought. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1732 Oooooh, as long as I know how to live I know I’ll stay alive! 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1733 Is it almost midnight? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1734 I heard labor and delivery got a white noise machine. 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
1735 My Operating Room,my music. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1736 Well...the client asked us to make it 'pop'. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1737 FEEL the Beat 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1738 It's a new type of heart monitor. The light goes on and off with each heartbeat. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1739 Our job is to repair his herniated disco. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1740 I don't know, it adds a little je ne sais quoi. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1741 Let’s close him up before boogie fever sets in. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1742 Insurance pays the cover charge. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1743 If we don't break this disco fever, then he's a goner. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1744 When I heard we’d be operating on John Travolta it seemed right to hang the disco ball from Stayin’ Alive. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1745 Soon turned out, he had a heart of glass. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1746 This operation has a lot of steps. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1747 *"I'm telling you, This is the first thing they're gonna wanna see when they wake up" 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1748 You make us work New Years Eve, we celebrate. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1749 Do you hear the beat? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1750 Feel like dancing? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1751 I didn’t think a crossover episode of “The Good Doctor” and “Dancing With The Stars” was a good idea. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1752 Well, look on the bright side of things. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1753 It really takes the edge off the flatliners. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
1754 It's a test to see if playing 'Stayin' Alive' helps with improve our success rates. 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1755 Wasn't exactly what I meant when I asked for new theatre lights. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1756 Help! Anybody! Is there a DJ in the operating theater? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1757 Wow, this really lightens up the mood. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1758 It's actually a good sign. It means the patient is "Stayin' Alive." 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
1759 I couldn’t resist. The patient has a FEVER and it’s SATURDAY NIGHT. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1760 I forgot my roller skates. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1761 I said 'scalpel,' not 'sparkle' 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1762 Well how do YOU suggest I celebrate my 1,000th surgery? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1763 He came in with a mild case of disco fever, but then his condition deteriorated. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1764 Carl, you know the party doesn't start until after surgery. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1765 Turn it off, nurse. We've lost the beat. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1766 Disco may be dead, but so is our patient... 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1767 Doctor, it’s another confirmed case of Dance Fever! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1768 It’s her party, she can die if she wants to. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1769 I think it breaks up the tedium of day after day of florescent lights. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1770 Stan I like the new addition.. but don't you think it should be in the break out room 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1771 I’m not totally opposed to it, so long as they’re all Stayin’ Alive. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1772 He booked the Fantasy suite. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1773 Quickly, doctor! If the burst appendix doesn't get him, boogie fever might. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1774 Apparently it helps reduce physician burnout 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1775 10 - 9 - 8 -7... 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1776 Transplant successful, doctor. He's got the music in him. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1777 You thought he’d crumble, you thought he’d lay down and die, oh not Guy, he will survive. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1778 ♫ You're a smooth operator ♫ 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1779 Not sure how, but it's guaranteed to help his Saturday night fever. 1.2131 0.03901 122 97 24 1
1780 Well, he did like Studio 54. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
1781 ah ah ah ahh... staying alive! 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1782 Don't you guys agree that just playing "Staying Alive" didn't quite cut it? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1783 I don't think his insurance is going to cover this 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
1784 Try not to splatter any blood on my disco ball. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1785 What - is it Saturday night already? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1786 I mean, I did ask whatever for helps you sleep at night... 1.2130 0.05271 108 92 9 7
1787 it goes well with the bell-bottom scrubs 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1788 It’s not the disco ball that bothers me, it is “I Will Survive” playing over and over. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1789 Ah, ah, ah,an, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1790 It's Saturday night and his fever has returned. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1791 A reminder, he will survive 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1792 The diagnosis is Disco Fever. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1793 I hope that this discos well. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1794 We just got past COVID-19 and now Saturday Night Fever is back again? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1795 Finally found the underlying cause of his Saturday Night Fever 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1796 I used to think they were tacky but I've come to like Dr. Dre's changes to the surgery room 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1797 Don't worry, nurse, he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1798 His instruction were to cardi like it's 1999. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1799 We’ll soon find out if he has a heart of glass. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1800 Well, we are doing a diskectomy. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1801 Cosmetic surgery used to be exclusive 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1802 I’m not sure “Stayin’ Alive” is what we want playing during this procedure… 1.2125 0.04602 80 65 14 1
1803 I want the next patient who thinks about "going to the light" to stay in this room. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1804 I like his outer body experience 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1805 Is the patient stayin' alive?" 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1806 OK, now he's under so let's hustle. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1807 Yes, the glare is bad, but we really gotta boogie on this appendectomy. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1808 I wish we all had better rhythm. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1809 With this new device we can finally treat Saturday Night Fever! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1810 He just couldn't boogie no more. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1811 Yeah, you can get all kinds of grants for hospital improvements. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1812 What's the plan if a patient isn't Stayin' Alive? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1813 Well, it's safer than a piñata. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1814 This is when we play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1815 We need to lighten things up. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1816 It’s the only way to cure disco fever. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1817 Thanks to modern technology, we can treat his night fever, night fever, and he'll be staying alive. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1818 We'll have this guy dancing in no time! 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1819 I studied medicine at studio 54 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1820 Not yet Carl. The beat’s all wrong. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1821 Disco saved this life tonight. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1822 Ready! Turn on the lights and pass around the laughing gas. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1823 Can't they play something besides Staying Alive? 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
1824 I heard that someone from cardiology is guest deejaying tonight. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1825 I hope they don’t play “Last Dance.” 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1826 He will never know if we don't tell him! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1827 He likes “Stayin Alive.” 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1828 She has a severe case of Boogie Fever. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1829 This man is suffering from Night Fever,Night Fever. 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
1830 We should probably stop playing Stayin' Alive now. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1831 Maintenance thought I said we had a case of ‘disco’ fever in the OR. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
1832 They've spotted the problem! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1833 You put both hands on the organ and the disco ball spins. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1834 If the patient wakes up with flashes and floaters, it was Jerry's idea. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1835 Give me a hit off that anesthesia so this party can get started! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1836 Admin had this installed with hopes of improving our patient satisfaction score. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1837 Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1838 Med school taught me how to multitask. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1839 Spoon? 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1840 Discectomy, not Discotheque. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1841 That's the third patient this month to succumb to Saturday Night Fever. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
1842 It’s time to panic. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1843 Our patient, Mr. Travolta, requested the lighting” 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1844 This is our version of The White Light at The End of a Tunnel .... it keeps them guessing. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1845 It's okay, I sanitized it 1.2099 0.06265 81 70 5 6
1846 Well, the patient did present with Disco Fever complicated by Rockin' Pneumonia and The Boogie Woogie Flu 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1847 Looks like he's down to his final countdown. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1848 It’s obviously disco fever. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1849 The light comes in sparkling or plain as an affordable option. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1850 On the bright side, the disco ball installation was a success. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1851 The competing hospital has crucifixes. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1852 Just as we thought, an advanced case of Saturday Night Fever! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
1853 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1854 Let's hope it beams him down , not up. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1855 Apparently disco fever is airborne. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1856 It makes them feel like dancin'. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1857 Management is incentivizing appendectomies this month. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1858 Doctor, his oxygen has boogied down to zero! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1859 It /is/ casual Friday after all 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
1860 They won’t know if we just do the hand jive… 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1861 Patient: I see the light Doctor: up the anesthesia 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1862 All the blood and guts were getting me down a little. I thought we could use something festive. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1863 It was either this or the fog machine 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1864 Well,this is awkward. Time of death in 3,2,1... 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1865 Ok. Now let’s start compressions. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
1866 This disco pacemaker will have him up and around again in no time. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1867 I don't think it's working. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1868 The anesthesiologist has been flirting with that new guy in procurement again. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1869 This will help keep his disco fever under control. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1870 Yes, ‘Stayin’ Alive” is a good message, but really? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1871 I know management promised to compensate us for all the extra hours we worked during Covid, but this better not be all they had in mind! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1872 We've got to stop his dance fever before it becomes a disco inferno, stat! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1873 We've found that the procedures we do this way lead to better vibe-related outcomes. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
1874 It appears we’ll be able to skate through this procedure. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1875 HR said the hospital holiday party had to be rescheduled ‘on-site’ this year 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1876 Stairway to Heaven is inappropriate for our homecoming today. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1877 It's all part of the "Staying Alive" theme 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1878 Congratulations! You're our one millionth- aaaaand he flat-lined. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
1879 To improve morale the Social Committee suggested disco nights in the OR. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1880 Save the life of the party! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1881 There's little evidence that it helps medically, but boy does it lift the spirits. 1.2078 0.04189 154 130 16 8
1882 Mr. Travolta won't be stayin' alive unless we get some decent lighting in here. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1883 A little to the left, please. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1884 On the plus side, we can tell his family there WAS a miracle… 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1885 When the hospital said they would update the experience I didn't think it would include ours. 1.2075 0.03958 106 84 22 0
1886 We have to work fast. He’s got a Saturday Night Fever! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1887 Our latest initiative to promote work-life balance. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1888 It's from the insurance company; he doesn't have coverage. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1889 Who says you only go around once? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1890 wait so this is a real operating room and someone DIDN’T call for a male surgeon stripper? 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
1891 In order to cut costs, management decided this operating room will now also serve as a disco. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1892 I say we skip the biopsy and go with a radical discoectomy. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1893 The anesthesiologist kept humming "Staying Alive", and it kind of got out of hand after that. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
1894 Sure, it looks pretty, but the patients all wake up thinking they’re dead in heaven. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1895 Operating Studio - 54 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
1896 Ah, ah, ah , ah staying aliiiiiive? 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
1897 We've tried everything. Our only hope is that the virus hates disco. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1898 Is it wrong to enjoy treating celebrities? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1899 Let's put the "fun" back in Functional Endoscopic Surgery. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1900 Well, the patient insisted — he says disco is back! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1901 Good insurance. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1902 I say, let's dance!!! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1903 Siri...enough Bee Gees! Let's try The Rolling Stones. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1904 I said prep the room for a herniated disc surgery… not a luxuriated disco nursery… this isn’t even the delivery ward” @newyorkercartoon 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1905 You said "be positive," right? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1906 He has no vitals. Freak out! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1907 I said: "Fat chance,not Let's dance!" 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1908 We really need new fittings on the gas lines. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1909 No, I said this is a “disc” operation. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1910 Elon Musk is dead! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1911 It was either twilight sleep or this, the patient chose both. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1912 I always close up to Dancing Queen and the ball 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
1913 Just a covid cell with lights and no spikes. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
1914 'He suffered a Saturday Night Seizure.' 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1915 I'm being sued for malpractice in seven states. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1916 It lightens the atmosphere alright but can be a bit of a nuisance with the surgery marker lines. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1917 We really need to find a new co-working space. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
1918 It stops me from checking my phone during the procedure 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1919 Should we start singing 'Stayin' alive? 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1920 I'm okay with the ball, but I have to say that playing 'Stayin' Alive' is a little too on the nose." 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1921 This is how he is stayin' alive. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1922 This might explain the shaking buttocks. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1923 Can we do Open Mic Night at the Comedy Club tomorrow? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1924 They said it would light up the procedure better, but I just can’t let go of 1975. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1925 Stayin' Alivvvvveeeee 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1926 I know Mr. Travolta insisted on the disco ball but I do find it very distracting.” 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1927 I had it installed last surgery. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1928 I believe I've located the source of this fever. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1929 We don't want them to see a spooky white light when they wake up. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1930 Now will you remember to give chest compressions to the beat of "Stayin' Alive"? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1931 We aim to make gastro procedures more fun 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1932 Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1933 The day that disco died. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
1934 These come standard in the Travolta wing. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1935 Whaddya guys say we turn on Dark Side of the Moon and see just how strong this nitrous gets? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
1936 I tried to decline John but they said this extra came with the gas machine. Oh well, at least our CPR will be in sync in case we need it. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1937 Last night the DJ saved my life… I dedicate this to him 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1938 Wait for the heart beat to drop” 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1939 Because Medicare disallowed the cost of our chandelier. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1940 I think DJ, the electrician, wants the Hospital Christmas DJ gig. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1941 And the is the next innovation in surgical technology 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1942 The Bee Gees sent their regards for Travolta's hip replacement surgery. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1943 Wait. I thought you said discotomy. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1944 It appears the OR staff misunderstood when I told them the patient spiked a fever Saturday night. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1945 Do you think this disco ball will help him stay alive? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1946 He just couldn't boogie oogie oogie no more. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
1947 We're gonna need to call in the disco tech. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1948 Cue up "I Will Survive". 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
1949 So I guess it is Saturday Night Fever. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1950 He came in with a fever on a Saturday night. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1951 We use this equipment to treat a herniated disco. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1952 Glad our Covid money went to good use. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
1953 Well… At least disco will never die. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
1954 Of course, since his insurance won't cover the licenses to play this music, we'll just bill him directly. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1955 Now he’ll be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
1956 OK, let’s be sure not to leave this thing in. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1957 It fits with the staying alive theme 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1958 Start the music. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1959 Voila! Days of Disco! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1960 Staying alive. Staying alive. Oh oh oh oh staying aliiiive. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1961 Scalpel? No. Boogie shoes? Yes, please! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1962 It was this or the fog machine. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1963 I told the interns they had to Hustle 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1964 Boogie over here with a scalpel, would ya dude? 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1965 Saturday Night Fever? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1966 Damn those electronic records . I meant to type disc surgery, not disco. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1967 Alex Turner (The Arctic Monkeys) wasn’t kidding when he said “there’d better be a mirror ball” 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1968 Nurse, scapel please. Alexa, play Stayin' Alive. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1969 Time of death, 12:01. Happy new year everyone 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1970 New York’s hottest club is the operating room. It’s got everything, EKG machines, anesthesiologists, appendectomies, and those shoes that nurses wear… 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1971 He always said to throw him a party!” 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1972 Doctor,his Saturday Night Fever is spiking! 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1973 Helps take my mind off all this life saving stuff." 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1974 It reminds me that I never made it to Studio 54. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1975 Inappropriate? Stayin' alive is our whole theme! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1976 Can't you wait until he's actually dead? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1977 Today we are going to work on our dancing. [submitted by Isabel O'Dea, age 7] 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1978 He requested Unbreak My Heart. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
1979 We need to work quickly, his Night Fever is getting worse. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1980 Staying alive is the theme of this operation 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1981 Studies show that the patient needs less anesthesia 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1982 Mr. Travolta, can you hear me? 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1983 It's to distract the patient in case the anesthetic wears off. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1984 Does it ever stop playing "Stayin' Alive"? 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
1985 Just because it's life-threatening doesn't mean it has to be boring. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1986 Might explain why our patients’ claims of near death light displays are off the charts. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
1987 Welcome to Club Med. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1988 It gets way better results on my Instagram page. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1989 It says, let's cut a rug! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
1990 Make it stop spinning, I don't see what I'm cutting 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1991 Playing "I Will Survive" on repeat yields a 48% lowering of morbidity rate. So, yes, there's Disco Data. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1992 So when John Travolta joined the hospital board, I thought he was going to be fund-raising. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1993 I'd rather have a closer parking spot, but a perk is a perk" 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1994 NIH would not fund the clinical trial unless we included some innovations 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1995 I like to keep it fresh. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1996 I find it motivating to play "Stayin' Alive" during surgery. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1997 The other light Gary! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1998 Congratulations! You are our one millionth coronary bypass patient. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1999 “Damn it people, I said we’re removing the middle LOBE!” 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2000 Yeah, he wanted the whole "I will survive" theme 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2001 No, the other spotter. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2002 Is this what HR meant when they said they were boosting workplace morale? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2003 Disco is dead and sadly, so is he 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2004 We needed something to breathe some life into the room. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2005 I know disco is dead but this seems a little excessive. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2006 It would appear that in addition to his appendicitis, he has the Saturday night fever. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2007 I apologize doc, but can you pick up the pace? These darn coworking facilities can be annoying and the DJ needs to set up. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2008 He works for a start up, you know? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2009 I don’t get it…he should be dancing, yeah, dancing, yeah 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2010 It’s good for morale. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2011 I searched @pinterest for ‘surgery aesthetic’ 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2012 I know it lights up the operating theatre, but the glitter gets EVERYWHERE! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2013 How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? Stayin' Alive? Really? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2014 "This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around." 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2015 We're treating his Saturday Night Fever. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2016 Doctors. Let’s give him the John Travlota face he’s paying us for! 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2017 That’s the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, we light it. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2018 Is it too late to take that elective 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2019 OK, now pipe in 'Staying Alive' 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2020 I said herniated disc. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2021 Coworking spaces, am I right? 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2022 Oh, that's just in case we get a sudden urge to boogie. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2023 I thought I told Greg we weren’t doing a ball drop just because we have to work New Years Eve. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2024 Is his disco fever contagious? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2025 Doctor, I understand that Disco isn't dead, but this man is. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2026 We’re losing him. Any last requests? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2027 I suppose this means we'll all be wearing white polyester scrubs? 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2028 'Staying Alive'; it helps motivate the patient!" 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2029 A medical first: Lumbar Disco Fusion Surgery 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2030 Surgery is a lot more fun since we got our own You Tube channel. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2031 We must find the source of this man’s Saturday night fever. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2032 12:05 a.m. Disco is officially dead, now about this patient. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2033 Disco fever really is deadly 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2034 I guess this was the next logical step after we allowed music in the operating room." 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2035 Its from the IKEA, O.R. line. It's called a Scrubfliten." 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2036 I'm just hoping it's a leak in the anesthesia hose... 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2037 He must have Saturday Night Fever 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2038 I said “herniated disc,” not “he needs disco.” 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2039 Unable to revive Disco from a decades-long coma, doctors finally pulled the plug. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2040 if only someone had told him this wasn't the piñata... 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2041 I was kinda enjoying the elevator music with the ping noises in the background, scalpel! 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2042 Well while it's out go ahead and play "Stayin' Alive" 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2043 I just think it adds a little pop! 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2044 Must be another Saturday night fever. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2045 It was a request from Mr. Travolta 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2046 The patient requested "I will survive " by Gloria Gaynor and the mirror ball was my idea. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2047 Sometimes, I think I should have become a lawyer like my brother. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2048 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, stayin; alive, stayin; alive ... 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2049 You'll get used to it. It's just a function of operating in the Donna Summer Memorial Surgical Theater. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2050 I think hospital management is taking the concept of boutique medicine a bit too literally. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2051 The patient wanted strobe lights, but we had to draw the line. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2052 This will turn the beat around. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2053 It came with the machine that goes 'ding.' 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2054 We may as well dance. He's probably not going to make it anyway. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2055 YOLO 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2056 Does it have to be "Stayin' Alive" every time? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2057 It's no good guys, he's crossed over to the other side. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2058 Too soon? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2059 We're still experimenting with treatments for Saturday Night Fever. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2060 With this playlist there's no possibility of arythmia 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2061 It's alright, it's okay — he'll live to see another day. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2062 I said the scalpel, not the laser! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2063 A textbook case of 'Saturday Night Fever' - he'll bop 'til it drops. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
2064 We call it the Bee Gees protocol. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2065 Someone someone queue up Doctor! Doctor! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2066 (Please be) Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2067 Now we amplify the heartbeat. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2068 Wow! His soul really did sparkle! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2069 Should old appendix be forgot 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2070 I thought it would inspire us to hustle. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2071 We have one heck of a Grant Writer! 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2072 Remember, never point the laser knife at it. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2073 Oh no, he's still got that Saturday Night Fever 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2074 I thought you requested Panic! At The Disco? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2075 It's a pilot for a new reality show, "Surgery With the Stars." 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2076 Let’s have some organ music! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2077 Yes, it's the standard procedure to treat the night fever, 1.2000 0.04423 130 110 14 6
2078 Time to cue up "Stayin' Alive". 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2079 I will be taking over for Dr Fowler pending the outcome of an investigation that surprises no one. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2080 TikTok is gonna love this. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2081 I said intubate, not decorate! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2082 If anyone asks, he was DOA, right? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2083 He wanted to party like it’s 1999 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2084 All that was available was the discOR 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2085 He has a premium insurance. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2086 Who doesn't need a discoplasty? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2087 We are ready to begin the appendiscomy. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2088 Surgery is a lot like dancing. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2089 He has very good insurance. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2090 Doing surgery on Xmas does have its challenges. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2091 STAYIN’ ALIVE, Ya! Ya! Ya! STAYIN’ ALIIIIVE! Let’s do this! 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2092 Maybe he's not ready for the light? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2093 I hate disco too, but he requested we play "Staying Alive." 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2094 And now for some syncopated, synthesized surgery! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2095 I hope everyone likes “Staying Alive”! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2096 Why does dis go round? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2097 I asked for "Wake up Little Suzie" , not ""Staying Alive". 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2098 Disco or Die ✨ 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
2099 Sing along with me: keep him alive, keep him alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2100 But it IS what you wrote, doctor: a lumbar discoectomy ! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2101 This is as close as I will get to a glittering career. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2102 I think it'll be a spotty recovery. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2103 we want to make sure our patients are stayin’ alive. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2104 Are you quite certain this is the best way to treat Saturday Night Fever? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2105 Don't you think it's a little early to be decorating for the anesthesia party tonight? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2106 In this OR, "Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive." 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2107 Not exactly what I expected for healthcare worker appreciation week 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2108 Watch what happens when we whisper, ‘Go toward the light.’ You’ll be in stitches! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2109 My diagnosis is: Saturday night fever. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2110 Oh, oh, oh, staying alive, Staying Alive! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2111 Together now: ‘should auld appendix be forgot…’ 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2112 Doctors Without Borders conveniently didn't specify which village people I'd be treating. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2113 It's not covered by Medicare, but it's become an integral part of my process. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2114 This is not what I meant by an operating theater. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2115 Should we turn off Staying Alive now that he's dead? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2116 ...and add the track "Staying Alive" and we're bound to top the charts..." 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2117 Alexa, skip ‘Another one Bites the dust!’ 1.1978 0.05893 91 80 4 7
2118 But I got it on sale 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2119 Whoever was in charge with cleaning up after the last night's party better have at least a kickass playlist for us 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2120 X-ray me fa so la ti do-over. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2121 "Let's kick off the playlist with 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees." 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2122 I think it came from the bikini bar next door. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2123 At least disco never dies. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2124 Music. Action 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2125 I was against it at first, but it really adds that 'je ne sais quoi' to an otherwise sterile design. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2126 Heaven! He ‘s in Heaven, And his heart beats so that he can hardly speak… 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2127 When does the dancing start? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2128 Looks like a classic case of Saturday night fever. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2129 I was okay with streaming the Donna Summer songs, but do we really need this? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2130 Perks of operating on New Years Eve 1.1977 0.05922 86 75 5 6
2131 They’ll do ANYTHING to get us back in office. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2132 Once again doctor, you've brought brilliance to the operating room. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2133 Now I feel in my element. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2134 Mr. Travolta insisted. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2135 In response to your complaints about the exhaustion of healthcare workers, admin has done...this. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2136 I like the nightlife. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2137 Time of death: January 1, 12:00 AM 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2138 Now I know why they call this operating room Studio 54! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2139 This is the last time I let you pick the playlist. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2140 There are reports of a 3.7 percent improvement in surgical outcomes done with a strobe light. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2141 DisCovid like it’s 1999 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2142 This is not what I meant when I said we needed better lighting. 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
2143 His fever is too high to proceed with the operation 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
2144 The insurance companies had us put it in. It's called Stayin Alive lighting. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2145 Say it with me. We are all stars in here. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2146 ‘Where’s dis go’? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2147 Looks like a herniated disco. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2148 Come on, just follow the beat! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2149 His only hope is to induce Disco Fever. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2150 The "Stain' Alive" song I get, But the disco ball's too much. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2151 Now, whatever the outcome, I always feel like dancing. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2152 Ya he grew up in the 70s. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2153 Alexa.........play "Staying Alive" 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2154 He,he,he,he’s stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2155 Now start playing "Stayin' Alive" 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2156 This new experimental treatment is part of a double-blinding study. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2157 It helps me feel more God like. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2158 "Stop. Spinning." 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2159 You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, nurse pass the patient's spleen. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2160 Quick, turn the monitor up. Let's get this party going. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2161 Who picked Stayin’ Alive? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2162 this has really increased our patients “going to the light” 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2163 This used to be more fun. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2164 The dance hall use starts at 8PM sharp. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2165 Disco isn't the only thing that's dead. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2166 Mr. Travolta insisted upon this before his operation. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2167 Well, it does liven up this situation. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2168 Well, it's Saturday night, and he's got a fever. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2169 Sick beat! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2170 It adds a little glamour to the procedure! 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
2171 Someone needs to have a word with the social committee. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2172 I told you “Disco Gall Bladder Removal” was an awful theme for our prom. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2173 Panic at the operating room. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2174 As I suspect, the patient is suffering from disco fever. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2175 Hey look, it's a slipped disc-o! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2176 Come on, "Stayin' Alive" is so cliche. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2177 I'm ok with the disco ball. I will Survive not so much. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2178 Staying alive…you hoo you hoo Staying alive… 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2179 Get me 10cc of funk,stat! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2180 Let's put a little funk in his sutures. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2181 This way "Staying Alive" is the last song in their head before anesthesia... 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2182 Now just crank up "Stayin' Alive" and we're good to go! 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2183 Do you think the “Stayin’ Alive” theme is maybe a little over the top? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2184 Call me Dr. Disco. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2185 Oh, it creates a lovely mood, but I'm still going to need a better light. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2186 It’s the worst kind: disco fever. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2187 His out-of-body experience is having a ball. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2188 It's magical 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2189 Our biggest donor is a ballroom dancer. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2190 Super freaky, but now we know he is stayin' alive... 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2191 'Y'all thinking what I'm thinking?' 'Yep, someone clearly dropped the ball. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2192 Do you really mean to tell me that the rotation of the ball is STILL out of sync with the beat? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2193 Is this covered by his insurance? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2194 I know. And when I ordered it I even made a point of saying it was for the theatre 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2195 He's the last dancer standing from the Studio 54 golden days. This will keep him going while we surgically update his rhythm. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2196 Staying alive. Staying alive. Oo oo oo oo, staying ali-i-i-ive. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2197 Doctor, add Disco Fever to his chart—STAT. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2198 I said to prepare the room for a “disc operation”, not a “disco aspiration”! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2199 I didn't know that Saturday Night Fever required surgical intervention. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2200 this is so “mirrorball” by taylor swift 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2201 He asked that we play "Stayin' Alive." 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2202 So you think you can operate? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2203 And of course we pipe in “Stayin’ Alive”! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2204 Oh no.... I DON'T FEEL THE BEAT! 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2205 These PPO plans are wild. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2206 Do you really think a ball drop is the best way to make an incision? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2207 Do you think it’s reassuring when we play ‘Staying Alive?’ 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2208 CPR to “Staying Alive” is one thing but this is ridiculous 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2209 I ordered twilight sedation, not nightlife simulation. My bad. Do you think his health insurance will cover it? 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2210 Sometimes dancing is the best medicine 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2211 Hey, look at all the teeny spleens. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2212 It’s what you do when you operate on Travolta. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2213 Matt, in what world does “colon is discolored” sound like “call in the disco ball”? 1.1935 0.05567 93 81 6 6
2214 ...and so I just Googled 'lighting good for drugs'... 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2215 Glad to see the patient's heart beating strongly to the rhythm. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2216 now, to get into that disco-lated shoulder 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2217 This swilling light has magical healing powers. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2218 Looks like we found the prize inside 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2219 . “We will have him up and dancing in no time.” 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2220 Microphone. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2221 I hope he's stayin' alive! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2222 It was on the checklist. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2223 Love it or hate it - surgeons get all the glamor. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2224 I don’t know…it just brings that”Stayin’ Alive” vibe to the room, don’t ya think? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2225 No! I was looking forward to a bright, sterile room. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2226 So, when that happens, it means the patient has just died. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2227 It's for the OBeeGees. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2228 He's very into "Stayin' Alive." 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2229 I thought it went with that whole Stayin’ Alive” vibe. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2230 Brings a little pizzazz to ‘going into the light’ - don’t you think? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2231 It helps remind me that dis go dis way and dis go dat way 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2232 Mirror Mirrorball up on top, how do I make his heart not stop? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2233 More cowbell stat 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2234 Agreed. The doctor stays under and we are not going back to sit in the waiting room until this "ON TIME" chip has been successfully implanted. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2235 And now, ladies and gentlemen ... the Stones! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2236 Wouldn't do a sex change without one! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2237 It comes with my 70’s Spotify playlist. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2238 We're trying to see if playing 'Stayin' Alive' during surgery helps at all. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2239 It help patients with Night Fever recover more quickly. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2240 Ah, ha, ha, ha he's stayin' alive. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2241 I thought we asked for white? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2242 But I love Donna Summer playing while we operate. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2243 Maybe if we stop playing "Staying Alive" it will go away. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2244 ?Uh uh uh uh staying alive ? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2245 Must be Saturday Night! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2246 work-fun balance 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2247 Now if we can't find it in any of these mirrors, it's gone 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2248 why are you taking us along with him 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2249 You said he needed help stayin' alive. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2250 I’m just saying that Stayin’ Alive is getting a little old at this point. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2251 it came with him 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2252 So is it OK to break into dance? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2253 OK, we've got the Boogie Fever under control; now let's get about repairing that Hungry Heart". 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2254 It adds a certain a certain Je ne sais quoi to the OR. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2255 This will get us more TikTok followers for sure 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2256 Cutting for the very first time. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2257 He apparently has as acute case of ‘Night Fever, Night Fe-ver’. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2258 I dunno, it's got a good beat, but it's hard to dance to. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2259 In this case, I thought ‘Staying Alive’ might be appropriate. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2260 We needed something to liven up the place. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2261 I wrote all about this in my disco-tation. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2262 We never should have accepted that endowment from Disco Stu. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2263 Supposed to help us deal with fevers, especially on Saturday night. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2264 He said he's had this kidney stone since the '70s. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2265 Since pay cuts, the OR has doubled as a nightclub. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2266 well I guess he's staying alive 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2267 O.K. I 'll give y' the mirror ball, but 'Stayin' Alive'? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2268 Ah, ha, ha, ha - Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2269 They say disco is dead,but if we can't keep it alive,then who? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2270 After all, she was a Disco Diva! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2271 He'll be okay, it looks like he just has a case of Saturday Night Fever 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2272 And, now, I present to you my fellow colleagues, panic at the disco. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2273 We did ask for reflective lighting, but this is not what I anticipated. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2274 .....and the clock strikes midnight. Well, Happy New Lower Intestine! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2275 I feel young enough to care. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2276 He came down with a case of disco fever.” 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2277 After this song it will drop and break the kidney stone. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2278 This makes surgery more fun for us and the hospital gets reimbursed for it under code disco.123 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2279 Sure it lightens up the workplace, but does it brighten moral and bowels?" 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2280 Yeah I figured, if we were going to pull these long hours we should at least have fun with it. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2281 You're on mute. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2282 Hand me a syncopated bassline with a synthesizer. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2283 Last night a DJ saved my life 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2284 He has a bad case of Night Fever 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2285 And this is why we don't operate on New Year's Eve! 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2286 Janet! I said it was a disc bulge treatment, Not a disco ball treatment 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2287 So this is what happens when we don’t say “clear”. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2288 Staying Alive,Staying Alive 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2289 We're sure this urban transplant's going to fit in? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2290 We only use this when the patient presents with a fever on Saturday night 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2291 It’s a classic case of Saturday Night Fever. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2292 Yes, and he insisted that we play, “I will survive.” 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2293 It's happy hour already? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2294 There's definitely something funky going on with this patient's heart. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2295 He has club level insurance. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2296 And so an angel gets its wings 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2297 Get your groove on, the dance floor is open. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2298 HR mandated Disco-break 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2299 I let you have your Dylan playlist last week - this week it's my turn. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2300 When is the WTO going to declare the Dance Fever pandemic? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2301 I think the anesthesia is working 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2302 Told you he’s the life of the party 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2303 No worries! I’ll catch it if it falls 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2304 This wasn’t what I was expecting when we requested upgraded OR lighting 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2305 I guess we better be done by midnight... 1.1901 0.04740 121 105 9 7
2306 Looks like they’ve rehired that boomer maintenance guy. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2307 I hope this patient lives longer than this disco phase 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2308 The patient’s case of Disco Fever quickly took a turn for the worse. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2309 Apparently this was the best way to release "good vibes." 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2310 The patient came down with a fever Saturday night so we figured let's just go all out 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2311 I thought it'd add kind of a fun vibe. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2312 He'll need a complete party transplant. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2313 I love it when the anesthesia mask has a leak. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2314 Last week it was a Magic 8 Ball. This week it's a Disco Ball. Focus groups run amok! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2315 He also requested we play ‘Stayin’ Alive’ 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2316 This man needs two CC's of three Bee Gees, stat! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2317 They say the body is a wonderland. But this, this is something else. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2318 I'm not sure if "Staying Alive" instills the kind of confidence in this procedure that you think it does. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2319 I think he would have appreciated the ball, and the sound track " " Don't leave me this way". 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2320 The only revival i'm concerned with is the 70's. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2321 The only way to treat this patient’s Saturday Night Fever is to do the Hustle. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2322 Malpractice has never felt better. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2323 Breathing Queen… 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2324 And you may look the other way ,we can try to understand The New York Times'effect on man 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2325 Gen Z’s idea of a positive work environment has gone too far. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2326 Will this lightning really make my sutures look better? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2327 I thought it said disc operation. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2328 stayin’alivestayin’alive ~ “yah ~ it is ~ it’s the Bees Gees 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2329 Welcome to your residency at Club Med. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2330 And the magic begins 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2331 It’s a known side effect from using MDMA as an anesthetic. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2332 Alexa, how did Ms. Smith here collapse? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2333 And he's a smooth operator...(smooth operator)...smoooottthhh oper-ator! 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2334 Damn, the intern again 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2335 It’s harder for them to go into the light if they don’t know which light to follow 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2336 It's a celebration of our grand opening! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2337 After 1000 appendictomies you need to liven up the experience 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2338 This patient requests Stayin' Alive. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2339 This will be less disgusting than the black light. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2340 Welcome to the Dance Surgery Podcast. Today's guest is...no longer with us. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2341 Is this HR's idea of having fun at work? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2342 For the last time Dave,the patient has appendicitis,not disco fever! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2343 The New York Times’ effect on man 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2344 Stayin' Alive? I Will Survive? Night Fever?" "No-Heart of Glass! 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2345 Disco didn't die? Good omen. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2346 My God. This man has a terminal case of night fever. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2347 Round and round she goes.... 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2348 At least we didn’t miss the ball drop this year… Happy New Year. Suction and counter traction please. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2349 The board finally approved new lights in all the ORs. They probably shouldn 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2350 I think adds a certain je ne sais quo to the room 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2351 This is the most severe case of discopathy that I’ve ever seen. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2352 It's one thing to play 'I Will Survive' during operations, but the disco ball is too much. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2353 Doctor, I’m not sure your gallstone ball has room for any more… 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2354 Ah ah ah ah stayin' aliiiiive! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2355 This is the worst case of funk I've ever seen. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2356 Ironically, it seems to reduce complications from fever. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2357 Night fever,night fever 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2358 He's a huge Bee Gees fan. Now let's play the song. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2359 It's the only real cure for night fever. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2360 I'm not so sure he'll be stayin' alive! stayin' alive! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2361 Count backwards from "Disco Duck". 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2362 Hand me the mic, let's get the music started 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2363 It's throwback Thursday... circa 1978! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2364 Ambience, ambulance. Same difference. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2365 Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive ooh ooh ooh 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2366 Because I thought the operating room lights were too harsh. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2367 The theme of today’s surgery is ‘an appendectomy to remember’ 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2368 These hospital TikToks are getting out of control 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2369 We charge extra for this, right? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2370 We heard he had a Saturday night fever. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2371 I guess Stayin’ Alive is appropriate. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2372 As long as it's here, every patient is stayin' alive. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2373 He may have been a brother or a mother, but he certainly won't be stayin' alive." 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2374 He’s got a real Saturday Night Fever. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2375 His disco beat is back. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2376 When the organ donor has O- we can't help but celebrate a little 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2377 I think it means we should play "Stayin' Alive." 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2378 I heard it's for the Boomers. Something about Stayin' Alive or I Will Survive? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2379 Is the patient's toe-tapping a reaction to the music or drugs? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2380 Thanks to you, Doctor, this patient is stayin' alive! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2381 I like music in the OR as much as the next guy but is "Stayin' Alive" really appropriate? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2382 He wanted to be in his most comfortable state 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2383 But...he was admitted with Friday night fever. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2384 As long as he knows how to love, I know he'll stay alive. He will survive! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2385 He’s got night fever, night fever, and we know how to do it! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2386 At least it’s Friday 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2387 When I requested improved lighting in the O.R., this is not what I had in mind. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2388 And today of all days, I forgot my roller skates. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2389 This is common with Boogie Fever. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2390 We're keep, keep, keep, keep, keepin' him alive, keepin' him alive 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2391 He was born--dee-duh-deet-duh-deet-deetdeetdeet--born to be alive. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2392 I think maybe “Stayin’ Alive” would be a better choice than “Love You Inside Out” for your OR playlist during Greatest Hits of Disco Week, Doctor. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2393 I like the ball, but isn't "Stayin' Alive" a bit on the nose? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2394 We have more fun on the overnight shift. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2395 The disco light can stay but 'YMCA' by the Village People has gotta go! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2396 Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother, you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2397 Every time we make an incision, the ball spins, lights go on and we hear "Stayin Alive." Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2398 did you touch anything to activate this part of his subconscious ? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2399 Yes, he's from Brooklyn and its Saturday Night. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2400 We have to operate. He's got Saturday Night Fever. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2401 I think he slipped his disco. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2402 why, yes, Dr. I AM wearing roller skates; now if you’ll que my bee gees playlist , we can proceed.. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2403 The patient requested a visual anesthetic. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2404 I don’t mind the ball but is “Stayin Alive” really necessary? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2405 A little on the nose for an Orchiectomy, don't you think? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2406 Yes, I know it's not optimal. But it was either this or a lava lamp. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2407 I said to get "rubbing alcohol", not "clubbing alcohol" 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2408 How'd you guys know it was my 1000th patient?? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2409 He got hurt when everybody was Kung Fu fighting. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2410 Underwater asphyxia has been shown to enhance creative output. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2411 I'm afraid it's night fever. But we know how to do it. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2412 We got feedback that it’s a bit too sterile in here! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2413 What? We all took the hip-pocrarit oath, didn’t we? 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2414 Ok, "Stayin' Alive" was funny the first time. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2415 OK, you've taken the "Lancing Queen" joke a little too far. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2416 Full disclosure…not really sure I ‘needed’ that third rail of blow. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2417 Well, at least there’s one thing that’s not dead. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2418 Let’s - hope - he’ll - be — staying alive, staying alive! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2419 We get some weird near-death experience reports from here. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2420 I understand the request to pipe in "I Will Survive," but this seems excessive. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2421 Just setting the mood. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2422 I heard he wrote Disco Not Reggae as his DNR. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2423 When I requisitioned better music for surgery, I was thinking Classical - not Disco. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2424 Yes, a curious, little-known disorder of the distant past called ‘Disco Fever’. Fragmentary records suggest this indeed was the recommended procedure. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2425 When you operate on one of Dick Clark's relatives, he would have expected this. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2426 We’ll start with ‘Open Sesame’, segue to ‘Staying Alive’ and close with ‘Disco Inferno’. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2427 It says that while I’m a board-certified cardio thoracic surgeon, I still like to party. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2428 Ah ha ha ha, you're stayin' alive, you're stayin' alive! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2429 Doctor Yancovik. Your internal soundtrack is playing again. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2430 Sorry, my ex married the hospital's chief electrician. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2431 It's our last hope for our patients with advanced Saturday Night Fever. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2432 Is this his theme song? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2433 Our new contracter said he had extensive experience in theater lighting. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2434 You gotta keep the operating room cool. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2435 This reminds me of the Summer of '69, when all I had to close with was a song and a dance. 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2436 Turns out the “Saturday night fever” he had was appendicitis. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2437 Stayin' Alive"? "I Will Survive"? I just think it couldn't hurt 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2438 Distracting or not, I think it goes perfectly with the twilight. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2439 The lighting was bad before. Plus, it was on sale. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2440 What are the words to that song again ….ah ah ah ah ….. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2441 I told the electrician we do DISK surgery, not DISCO. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2442 The non-pharmacological postoperative pain management plan suggests multi-sensory stimulation as an effective strategy - I thought, let's give it ago? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2443 The lamp may hold the cure. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2444 The starry display will help the patient adjust to the end of daylight saving time. At least this is how I explained the disco ball in the back of my car last Monday to my wife... 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2445 Give patient .8 mg of adrenaline, stat. We need to speed up the beat to sync with the new disco ball. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2446 I will not perform surgery with pounding, syncopated baselines. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2447 Time of death 12:00am, January 1st” 🥳 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2448 Of all the illnesses to make a comeback, I didn't think it would be disco fever 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2449 When the invite said “Surgery Party” I didn’t know what to expect, but now I get it. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2450 This gives new meaning to “big ball energy” 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2451 If we're not done by midnight, this guy's a goner. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2452 There's no room for error here. Saturday Night Fever can be fatal. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2453 Who changed the CD? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2454 Seeing stars? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2455 Nothing makes the heart beat faster than disco! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2456 I’ve never operated on a disco dancer before. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2457 A new kind of hip replacement? 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2458 That's not a scalpel 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2459 I’ve never seen an implant quite like THAT before. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2460 Who put the beehive in the operating room? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2461 This case requires stroboscopic surgery?!? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2462 The procedure will take place at midnight when the ball drops. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2463 Does he really need anesthesia for a simple discolocation? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2464 Disc surgery? I thought you told us to prepare for disco surgery! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2465 Can't we listen to something other than Stayin' Alive? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2466 Can we please change the song from "Last Dance" back to "Stayin' Alive"? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2467 TGIF. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2468 I'm not sure why, but all of a sudden this brain tumor doesn't look so big. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2469 Look! I can see me ! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2470 You can’t go towards the light if there’s more than one. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2471 Siri, play 'Night Fever' again. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2472 I see you've brought the machine that goes 'Bling' 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2473 Sing it with me, "Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin Alive" 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2474 Is this because he contracted the new variant “Saturday Night Fever” 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2475 The new finance guy said this will cut our utilities in half. You should see the morgue 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2476 He wanted to keep his good ball. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2477 It's just in case there is another lockdown. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2478 This all seems a little flashy for a colonoscopy, but yeah, John, you’re right–the new Taylor Swift album does slap. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2479 Can't believe it, this is my third Discoectomy of the day! 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2480 We should really do something about these mosquitoes 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2481 The patient requested “Stayin’ Alive”! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2482 I guess previous surgeon went to med school in the '70s. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2483 He only has one but it's impressive. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2484 How do we know the confetti is sterile? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2485 Is it midnight already? 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2486 This is where the democrat hospital funding is going! 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2487 And they said Night Fever isn’t dangerous. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2488 Just had it installed on Saturday night…it helps to calm fevers. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2489 Let's begin. Play the music!!! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2490 You only get one shot before the surgery. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2491 Can we get a little more spot here? 1.1833 0.04581 120 104 10 6
2492 His EKBeeGee looks normal. Let's operate. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2493 There was a mixup with the equipment order. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2494 This guy will be dead before the ball drops 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2495 This one not only spins, but it also plays the Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2496 Disco's not dead. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2497 Remember, it's about 'Stayin' Alive.' 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2498 Oh my god ! he won! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2499 Anesthetized—still he sings: 'Don't rock the boat baby.' Why?? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2500 Is this THE Liberace? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2501 It’s for the ‘Stayin’ Alive’ TikTok challenge, so dance on over to that table and grab me the scalpel. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2502 I'll have what she's having 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2503 I may have taken the “Stayin’ Alive” objective too far 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2504 All I asked for was a raise 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2505 I’m not feeling very confident so I thought I’d show him the light at the end of the tunnel before we start. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2506 Okay we'll begin as soon as the strobe light comes on. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2507 Worst case of Dance Fever I've ever seen. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2508 Really, Travolta AGAIN? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2509 When can he moonwalk again? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2510 He’s on one of those Cadillac plans 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2511 Oh - wow. It's Afternoon Delight. I'll be back in 20 minutes. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2512 Staying alive, stayting alive, ah, ah, staying alive... 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2513 Remember, doctor - dis go here and dis go there. Please get it right this time! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2514 Why don't I put on Donna Summer's Greatest Hits CD? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2515 Doctor,she *will* survive. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2516 That’s from my last hydrocele operation. 1.1828 0.04573 93 80 10 3
2517 da da da da stayin’ alive stayin’ alive 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2518 I thought they only dropped the disco ball down during open heart surgery. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2519 Apparently it’s cost-cutting meets retro chic. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2520 Oh, shit, that's probably where all those staph infections are coming from. We were doing all these TikToks early on in the pandemic....fuck. Not a word about this, OK? Not a fucking word. And let's check this guy's duodenum for glitter. 1.1827 0.05069 104 91 7 6
2521 This could be life changing! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2522 And this device ensures the patient is stayin' alive... 1.1826 0.04717 115 100 9 6
2523 This was a great idea. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2524 Nice touch with 'I Will Survive.' 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2525 See?? I told you disco wasn't dead! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2526 Operate, operate, lance to the music ... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2527 Last week a patient requested an Elvis impersonator. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
2528 I can't operate while his disco fever is this high. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2529 The coronavirus doesn’t look so threatening as they claim. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2530 Hey, this ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, this ain’t no fooling around! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2531 I'll do a little surgery...make a little love... 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2532 So as we begin surgery on Mr. Wilson, I want you students to think of 'operating theater' as something really fun and festive. Especially when you remember how much we're going to bill Medicare. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
2533 Who can concentrate with this lousy playlist? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2534 We're keeping the mood, but playing 'I Will Survive' was too on the nose" 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2535 I think it goes really well with the whole "Stayin' Alive" theme! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2536 Welp, if this doesn’t work, I’m not sure what else we can tr 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2537 Remember, if he arrests, we do CPR to “Stayin’ Alive.” 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2538 Ah! Ah! Ah! He’s . . . Stayin’ Alive! Stayin’ Alive! 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2539 I don't know Bill, it just doesn't feel right. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2540 It does wonders for my work-life balance. 1.1818 0.03896 99 83 15 1
2541 He said “Staying Alive” was the most important thing to him. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2542 It’s going to be a long night, let’s boogie. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2543 Now are we allowed to panic? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2544 I always heard you were a smooth operator. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2545 We know how to put the patient back together by saying, “Disco here; disco there…” 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2546 They said it would make my bedside manner sparkle. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2547 He requested the song ‘Stayin’ Alive’. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2548 His religion doesn't permit science-based anesthesia, so we're improvising with discotheque sensory deprivation. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2549 Without a DNR order, we’re stuck with it. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2550 Just as I suspected. This patient has boogie fever. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2551 It’s that darned Son of Sam! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2552 We'll need to come up with a medical code for this" 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2553 Don’t worry he’ll wake up, he got disco-nnected 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2554 This is a textbook case of the Boogie Fever. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2555 Shame he is gone. But the lights are superb! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2556 Staying Alive. It's more than a song. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2557 Let’s let “I Will Survive” finish and then start the anesthesia. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2558 I Will Survive" is a catchy tune and theme, but I'm not sure it's appropriate in this case 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2559 He was very clear that he hated white lights. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2560 Turn the music back down. I've got a pulse. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2561 It's part of Marketing's new 'Stayin' Alive' campaign. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2562 I guess I said the word of the day 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2563 I didn’t mean now…. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2564 We're going to need a larger incision for this artificial organ. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2565 When the Gloria Gaynor music plays, we can begin. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2566 All that matters is he's stayin' alive, stayin' alive. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2567 This isn't really what I meant when I said I wanted to lighten the atmosphere at work. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2568 I do my best work under disco balls 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2569 I just feel like dancing' 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2570 We need the discofibrillator, stat. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2571 --and you do the boogie-woogie, then you take the kidney out and that's what it's all about-- 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2572 Dr. Smith does his best work to 'Staying Alive'. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2573 I guess its better for the bottom line than more vacation days or additional staffing? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2574 I was quite clear - MRI not MRB! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2575 Apparently corporate wants us to Hustle 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2576 Time of death: funk o'clock. 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
2577 When I told building maintenance I wanted relaxing music in the operating room, DISCO was NOT what I had in mind. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2578 The reviews are correct, I’m very happy with this purchase as well. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2579 They said it promotes better work-nightlife balance. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2580 This seemed more appropriate than piping in "stayin' alive" 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2581 This gives whole new meaning to "Stayin' Alive" 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2582 Vital signs sound solid with the beat. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2583 Is the sequel named Saturday Night Emergency Appendectomy? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2584 Just because my favorite song is 'Disco Duck' doesn't mean I'm a quack." 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2585 Mamma mia, here I go again 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2586 Because no surgery should be routine! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2587 Thanks to this old technology, he's stayin' alive. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2588 It’s disc, not disco, intervention 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2589 He got a fever Saturday 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2590 And I thought he was dead. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2591 I think we're supposed to panic. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2592 So this is how to treat Saturday Night Fever? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2593 Not, not, not, not stayin' alive, stayin' alive! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2594 I was against it at first but it turns out looping ‘Stayin’ Alive’ during surgery has actually been pretty motivating. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2595 Sure I can do surgery, but I once f%#$ed a bee gee. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2596 I wish they had told us that Mr. Travolta's donation to the hospital was gifts in kind. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2597 Let it viri, let it viri, let it viri! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2598 Twinkle, twinkle little scar 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2599 Ah,ha,ha,ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2600 For God’s sake don’t start singing “Last Dance.” 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2601 Yes, but it will be so nice to wake up to. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2602 He went into shock when the cleaners lost his leisure suit. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2603 This really puts the fun in dysfunctional! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2604 His HMO won't cover modern music. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2605 He was brought in for a herniated disco. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2606 Staying alive - Bee Gees 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2607 Did he request disco? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2608 I like to loop "He will survive. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2609 The disco ball is great. It's the Molly I'm starting to second guess. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2610 All The Party People say 'Heyyyy! Type Ohhh!' 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2611 His Saturday Night Fever ran amok. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2612 He’s dead. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2613 No Siri,I was asking if the patient was Still Alive… 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2614 Can you skip past 'Stayin' Alive' to the next track? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2615 Not surprised that he requested Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2616 Don't worry. It's covered by the insurance. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2617 Let's party like it's 1999 1.1786 0.04532 84 72 10 2
2618 All signs point to night fever. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2619 I think we lost him. This looks fun, though. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2620 I forgot to mention that I signed us up for Lancing With The Stars 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2621 Will you play ‘Stayin Alive’ by Bee Gees? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2622 the vibe has been set. we may now proceed 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2623 It’s a dance floor casualty 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2624 It puts the "joy" back in joint replacement!" 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2625 Do not drop the ball on this patient 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2626 Where is our funding going? 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2627 Well, it's not Studio 54! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2628 Are we really sure this is as effective as the good old surgery? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2629 He'll be up and doing the electric slide in no time. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2630 Ah, liposuction, not disco function, my bad. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2631 Did someone just order disco repair surgery? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2632 Our 1000th coronary artery bypass graft! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2633 You know it’s all over when I Shall Survive stops playing. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2634 Hustle, stat! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2635 This helps me remember the words to Stayin' Alive. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2636 Per the patient, Barry Gibb's, request 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2637 I understand that disco music helps you concentrate,but I find the lighting distracting. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2638 Nurse! I said "remove his SPECTACLES"!!! 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
2639 It's dead in here; let's get this party started! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2640 Lights out. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2641 It does add a certain je ne sais quoi to the procedure. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2642 The HMO called it an operating light. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2643 There's no way this is going to successfully replace the patient's stomach. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2644 We thought it would take away some of the sterile atmosphere. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2645 I don’t need to be reminded that the patient wants to be “Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.” 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2646 He has a bad case of Saturday Night Fever, bur I think we can keep him Stay'n Alive! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2647 Saturday Night Surgeries. Management is trying very hard to retain talent around here. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2648 The song "Stayin' Alive" is just so much more inspirational with the addition of the disco ball. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2649 They said he feels alive on the dance floor. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2650 When we modernized, this should've been the first to go. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2651 We were told we had to do away with the old incandescents, so we thought we might as well mix things up a little. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2652 Surgery casualties may be up, but the boogie is getting way down. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2653 Do you know I can also cut a rug? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2654 What did you expect, the chandelier? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2655 One more dance before the anesthesia wears off? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2656 Think we should take the BeeGees Stayin’ Alive off the disco playlist? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2657 It’s a new Zoom device. Look in each square and you’ll see a doctor from a different corner of the world. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2658 I think the Electrician had the wrong address. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2659 He was a major donor, so we had to give Mr. Liberace some say in the décor. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2660 Welcome to your last dance. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2661 Doctor, I told you this would lighten the mood in this room. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2662 I think it adds ambiance 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2663 Well at least I can say New Year’s Eve didn’t totally suck for us 3. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2664 So you say it started as just a Saturday night fever? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2665 No no, for the circumcisions we use the Ballroom dancing lights. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2666 Let's remember our goal: to keep this patient "Stayin' Alive." 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2667 I said 'fix spine and disc above all,' NOT 'spin disco ball!' 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2668 Uh, check his mask. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2669 Wait until Scientology gets a load of this. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2670 Why shouldn't surgery be funky too? 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
2671 HE'S ON LIFE SUPPORT. LET'S OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE BEFORE THE CLOSING CEREMONY. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2672 John Travolta and 'Stayin' Alive' kept me going in med school. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2673 He has a serious case of Night Fever, Night Fever. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2674 I think he has Saturday Night Fever 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2675 It lights up when their heart beat drops. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2676 Oh wow, guys… I think I’m catching the fever. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2677 He did say he wanted his funeral to be a party. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2678 I do not care if this is Tony Manero, I cannot operate under these conditions. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2679 He said he was flashy, but this is a bit much 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2680 Do we always have to play “Staying Alive” ? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2681 Can the world be A better Place ? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2682 Who wants to do a line off the pelvic bone? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2683 Yup, younger ideas from the newer doctors in this 'Doctor-owned' hospital. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2684 I thought they shut down OR54 ages ago. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2685 hoooooooooooly shit bro— i’m peaking soooooo hard right now 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2686 ? Stayin' aliiive...? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2687 I figured we’d play “Stayin’ Alive” for encouragement 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2688 sharing space with the night club was never going to work 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2689 I don’t know why they call us divas. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2690 As simple as it seems, this is still the most accurate test for Disco Fever. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2691 |Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh. Keep him alive! Keep him alive!" 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2692 Congratulations doctor he did a lot better than disco 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2693 It's like disco... you've got to jive with the ball and all will be well. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2694 Let's boogie-down his blood pressure. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2695 Oh magic ball sparkly and beautiful we beseech your help for Johnny here.His dancing audition will have to wait until I reattach his leg 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2696 I concur, gentlemen. It looks like a case of Night Fever. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2697 The hospital's new mission statement is "Stayin' Alive!" 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2698 The lighted dance floor gets installed next week. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2699 It’s beautiful how the light catches the dust. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2700 Shouldn't the satellite be further away than this? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2701 We did everything we could. But today is the day disco died. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2702 How about we play Stayin’ Alive? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2703 Like finding this guy’s appendix isn’t hard enough! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2704 The glitter gets in everywhere! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2705 Operating on John Travolta is si distracting! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2706 And it plays "Stayin' Alive" continuously. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2707 This is a step up from playing Operation 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2708 I flirted with a rave/glow sticks motif, but 'OR 54' lets me keep my hands free. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2709 It helps to keep him Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2710 The lights are bad enough but must they play "Stayin' Alive" over and over again? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2711 Oh, you said our patient needs a *miracle*. My mistake. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2712 It sounds like John Travolta. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2713 Turn on "Stayin' Alive" and we are ready to Rock 'n' Roll with this dude. 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
2714 It's not uncommon to have butterflies before a big operation. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2715 Stayin' Alive" does sound about righ 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2716 The new "Stayin' Alive" promotion is off to a great start" 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2717 I thought it was a good idea too, but when they die like this, humming "Stayin, Alive" feels a bit too ironic. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2718 Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Staying alive! Staying alive!" Works everytime 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2719 Advance directives have really taken off. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2720 Nothing better than disco surgery! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2721 First, do no harm. Next, dance until the breaka breaka dawn. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2722 If he goes out, he goes out with a banger. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2723 I bought it in case we need a distraction from work. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2724 What good is the National Surgical Quality Improvement Project if you can’t dance to it? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2725 The 70s were one hell of an experimental treatment. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2726 Ah ah ah ah 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
2727 Thought this was what he meant by 'Stayin’ alive' 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2728 Starlight Starbright...give us a sign! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2729 Now we just need music to cover up all that beeping… 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2730 It started as the “Staying Alive” song for CPR and now we just go disco anytime we hope to save a life. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2731 I just want to hear the rest of this song. 1.1744 0