Contest #824


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824

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Your stomach is growling.”
  2. “You have something in your teeth.”
  3. “I thought we were going to grab something together.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-10-23T23:28:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-11-07T00:29:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-10-31T23:29:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 7, 2022
Number of captions 5460
Number of responses 811988
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Looks like I caught you at the tail end of your meal. 1.7332 0.01672 2174 1028 698 448
1 The horns were painful going in? Just wait. 1.7100 0.01379 3379 1718 923 738
2 You do realize that was a lawn ornament. 1.7076 0.01206 4480 2306 1178 996
3 What's gotten into you? 1.7032 0.01024 5795 2874 1767 1154
4 I can't do lunch today, but I'm free in 6 months 1.7009 0.01384 3079 1506 988 585
5 Did you get that at whole foods? 1.6949 0.01741 2032 1030 592 410
6 Your stomach is growling. 1.6827 0.01173 4346 2207 1311 828
7 Nice going, now they’re extinct. 1.6796 0.01462 2850 1470 823 557
8 I was saving that for company. 1.6760 0.01668 2009 992 676 341
9 This too shall pass. 1.6715 0.01578 2277 1142 741 394
10 Are you going to finish that? 1.6709 0.01279 3504 1770 1117 617
11 So your date didn’t go down well? 1.6677 0.01484 2711 1409 794 508
12 Your stomach is still growling. 1.6655 0.01154 4499 2352 1300 847
13 And this is why we don't get invited to dinner parties. 1.6638 0.01255 3662 1878 1137 647
14 This is a lot to take in. 1.6575 0.02023 1273 624 461 188
15 I see you've finally started swallowing that pride. 1.6571 0.02140 1295 682 375 238
16 No, I DON'T know the Heimlich Maneuver! 1.6537 0.01788 1770 913 557 300
17 Sam I said you should try Whole Foods, not whole foods 1.6525 0.02744 731 372 241 118
18 Haven’t seen him. 1.6472 0.01736 1817 931 596 290
19 But we had dinner plans next month! 1.6466 0.01299 3305 1711 1051 543
20 He asked if I was his Uber driver, I said, 'Sure climb in!' 1.6455 0.02095 1320 699 390 231
21 Nope, haven’t seen him. 1.6444 0.01599 2219 1164 680 375
22 ‘Does this make me look fat?’ 1.6399 0.01812 1733 917 523 293
23 No way I'm splitting the check. 1.6377 0.01564 2313 1225 701 387
24 I warned you, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 1.6352 0.01538 2349 1237 732 380
25 You've got a little something stuck in your teeth. 1.6291 0.01711 1820 947 601 272
26 You're always biting off more than you can chew. 1.6278 0.02123 1166 604 392 170
27 I’ll come back in two weeks when you’re finished. 1.6257 0.01694 1742 883 628 231
28 I'm a cat person too! 1.6171 0.01775 1763 956 526 281
29 He’s wagging his tail. That means he likes you. 1.6164 0.01781 1809 999 505 305
30 I hate to say it, but you’re full of bull. 1.6147 0.01726 1788 953 571 264
31 So, does it taste like chicken? 1.6142 0.01700 1804 952 596 256
32 Sometimes it seems as if you inhale your food without even constricting. 1.6138 0.01646 1973 1055 625 293
33 You've got a little something between your teeth. 1.6125 0.01606 2044 1088 660 296
34 Exactly which pride did you swallow 1.6044 0.01546 2371 1326 657 388
35 Wednesday is my cheat day. 1.6000 0.01726 1715 918 565 232
36 You misunderstood—I said MEET other creatures. 1.5950 0.02529 837 462 252 123
37 Not cool Steve, you said you just wanted one bite. 1.5944 0.01684 1822 990 581 251
38 Won't he be surprised when he wakes up. 1.5918 0.01748 1722 948 529 245
39 This is what happens when you go to an all-you-can-kill buffet. 1.5883 0.01591 2514 1530 489 495
40 Hold still, you've got someone in your teeth. 1.5871 0.01861 1463 797 473 193
41 I said “swallow your pride,” not “swallow a pride.” 1.5803 0.01692 2061 1222 482 357
42 I'm trying to eat more whole foods too. 1.5798 0.01583 2237 1294 589 354
43 Ya, but I think that they'll still consider it oversized carry-on. 1.5719 0.02141 1140 646 336 158
44 The first think I would try is a stool softener. 1.5683 0.02475 922 545 230 147
45 May I remind you that we came here through the knothole in the fence? 1.5665 0.01922 1617 985 348 284
46 Yes, that does make you look fat. 1.5648 0.01804 1691 993 441 257
47 so you fell for that Tik-Tok Wildebeest challenge, huh 1.5615 0.01933 1464 862 382 220
48 You've got a lot to learn about sharing, Frank. 1.5574 0.01927 1254 692 425 137
49 Don't get bent out of shape, it'll pass. 1.5511 0.02090 1125 642 346 137
50 I thought we were going to grab something together. 1.5481 0.02026 1259 738 352 169
51 I’m pretty sure that even if he was a dandy lion that doesn’t make it vegan, Gary 1.5466 0.02203 1052 615 299 138
52 You are what you eat, Stanley—a huge bore. 1.5423 0.02202 1169 721 262 186
53 Be sure you wait an hour before going swimming. 1.5421 0.02043 1199 700 348 151
54 When I said I was looking for a piece of tail, that's not what I meant. 1.5378 0.02352 952 572 248 132
55 Seen Leo lately? 1.5318 0.02346 865 503 264 98
56 I left a tip. 1.5296 0.02467 795 467 235 93
57 Still shopping at Whole Food? 1.5286 0.02298 1031 638 241 152
58 That's why I went vegan. 1.5282 0.02296 852 487 280 85
59 That whole foods diet has really transformed you. 1.5277 0.02300 991 604 251 136
60 Henry, I can tell you're hiding something. 1.5277 0.02229 957 560 289 108
61 I hate it when our orders come out at different times! 1.5268 0.02186 1025 608 294 123
62 Please don't burp. 1.5263 0.02393 817 476 252 89
63 Once again, you've bitten off more than you can chew. 1.5245 0.02269 978 589 265 124
64 Next time let’s try tapas. 1.5221 0.02345 883 526 253 104
65 Don't tell me, don't tell me - let me guess! 1.5212 0.02265 967 582 266 119
66 ‘Almost’ isn’t good enough. A bet’s a bet. 1.5201 0.02440 869 533 220 116
67 And you wonder why you have acid reflux. 1.5162 0.02509 835 519 201 115
68 See? Told ya. Went right to your thighs. 1.5157 0.02418 861 526 226 109
69 That vegan diet didn't last long, did it? 1.5143 0.02352 877 529 245 103
70 Guess who ran into me today.. 1.5136 0.02379 880 537 234 109
71 That's not quite I meant by swallowing your pride. 1.5129 0.03452 388 230 117 41
72 Once again, your eyes were bigger than your unhinged jaw. 1.5113 0.02546 749 454 207 88
73 Herman, how many times do I have to tell you? Portion control! 1.5109 0.02482 824 509 209 106
74 You’re so full of Bull! 1.5106 0.02375 893 550 230 113
75 An hour on the lips, forever on the hips. 1.5105 0.02366 905 559 230 116
76 The ambience was nice, table service so-so, but the portions were HUGE! 1.5090 0.02477 837 521 206 110
77 I see your tongue got a cat. 1.5087 0.02617 751 468 184 99
78 Let Mommy teach you how to eat prey, love. 1.5071 0.02654 846 563 137 146
79 This is why I never agree to split an entree with you. 1.5067 0.02450 825 508 216 101
80 Should I cancel on dinner next week then? 1.5052 0.02551 766 474 197 95
81 Have you given any thought to when he wakes up? 1.5036 0.02503 828 522 195 111
82 But that's a tail for another day. 1.5014 0.02585 734 454 192 88
83 That's gonna hurt coming out. 1.4969 0.02512 801 505 194 102
84 How's my breadth? 1.4966 0.02812 594 364 165 65
85 I think you’re missing the point of intermittent fasting. 1.4965 0.04166 286 179 72 35
86 But I made tuna casserole. 1.4958 0.02788 708 463 139 106
87 how was I supposed to know, you told me we were having him over for dinner 1.4952 0.02586 731 456 188 87
88 Don't have a cow!" "Now you tell me! 1.4944 0.02820 625 393 155 77
89 I see you took the lion's share. 1.4934 0.02677 687 431 173 83
90 I hope you've saved a little room for dessert. 1.4924 0.02604 660 400 195 65
91 That thing’s not comin out like a lamb, ya know 1.4923 0.02767 652 412 159 81
92 I guess you won't have to eat again until they cart Trump off to jail. 1.4923 0.02829 715 478 122 115
93 You ate without me ? 1.4914 0.02690 637 391 179 67
94 May I offer you a breath mint? 1.4896 0.02706 623 382 177 64
95 You should probably avoid swimming for a while. 1.4882 0.02788 592 365 165 62
96 I like wildebeest, but I'm always hungry seven or ten days later. 1.4877 0.02550 689 421 200 68
97 Don’t blame me if you’re not hungry when it’s time to eat next month. 1.4874 0.02656 636 389 184 63
98 Seriously? How fast were you going!? 1.4850 0.02811 633 405 149 79
99 Apparently,I bit off more than I can chew. 1.4848 0.02532 726 452 196 78
100 I said you could take one bite. 1.4837 0.02668 676 427 171 78
101 Don’t talk with your mouth full. It’s disgusting. 1.4823 0.02638 651 403 182 66
102 Does this meal make my ass look big? 1.4819 0.02839 635 412 140 83
103 How's the brown cow now? 1.4795 0.02887 584 373 142 69
104 Strangely, lion tastes just like chicken. 1.4767 0.02793 602 381 155 66
105 My stomach was bigger than my eyes. 1.4767 0.02691 621 387 172 62
106 I think you might have misinterpreted me when I said "leave a tip" 1.4765 0.02853 596 382 144 70
107 You gonna finish that? 1.4749 0.02900 518 320 150 48
108 That's the problem with intermittent fasting. By meal time you're so hungry, you could eat a horse. 1.4745 0.02986 550 355 129 66
109 Sometimes cheating on your diet is hard to camouflage. 1.4742 0.03079 561 374 108 79
110 So much for our vacation Troy! You know that'll take months to digest! 1.4730 0.03099 463 289 129 45
111 'Look Dave, I'm a turtle' 1.4725 0.02903 582 377 135 70
112 For your sake, I hope it goes out like a lamb. 1.4716 0.03025 564 373 116 75
113 You’re sure you haven’t seen Muffy? 1.4697 0.02880 577 372 139 66
114 Listen, the zookeeper asked to see you in his office. I'm sure it's nothing. 1.4693 0.03056 505 324 125 56
115 It’s a saying Greg! I didn’t mean to literally “take the bull by the horns” 1.4684 0.02965 538 346 132 60
116 I can't believe you ate the whole king. 1.4673 0.02962 550 357 129 64
117 So then I guess no room for dessert? 1.4670 0.02777 576 363 157 56
118 You couldn't just get a box to go? 1.4668 0.03000 512 327 131 54
119 OMG, Bob, you are so full of bull. 1.4653 0.02947 548 355 131 62
120 I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach 1.4652 0.02822 503 307 158 38
121 How about lunch next year then? 1.4641 0.03060 474 300 128 46
122 Costco? 1.4640 0.03155 500 330 108 62
123 So where is that new ‘all you can eat’ place? 1.4639 0.02832 554 351 149 54
124 You going to finish that? 1.4627 0.02965 523 336 132 55
125 Well now we can’t go swimming for a week! 1.4595 0.03260 457 301 102 54
126 It was an all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.4590 0.02985 512 330 129 53
127 I see you’re back on Whole Foods. 1.4588 0.03074 486 314 121 51
128 You got the lion's share, huh? 1.4587 0.03009 521 340 123 58
129 So, how was the "Mammals are our friends" convention? 1.4584 0.03341 445 296 94 55
130 Well, I see you really DID take the bull by the horns! 1.4579 0.03040 511 334 120 57
131 It had a bell Simon. The neighbors will know it's you. 1.4574 0.03318 470 318 89 63
132 Don't bother me. I have a lot to digest right now. 1.4573 0.03215 457 299 107 51
133 That’s a lotta trouble to go through for just a little tail! 1.4569 0.03119 510 340 107 63
134 I warned you about pledging a fraternity. 1.4563 0.03352 412 268 100 44
135 This is why no-one has us over for dinner. 1.4551 0.03258 468 313 97 58
136 Don't you worry about the stretch marks? 1.4535 0.03040 505 331 119 55
137 And did Monsieur save room for dessert? 1.4509 0.03324 428 283 97 48
138 Goddamn he's still singing that hakuna matata song. 1.4506 0.03310 466 317 88 61
139 Does it really taste like chicken? 1.4506 0.02982 506 329 126 51
140 Wait, let me guess. 1.4502 0.03082 462 298 120 44
141 Something disagreed with me so I ate him." 1.4502 0.03117 482 318 111 53
142 You should wait an hour before going in the water. 1.4495 0.03157 465 306 109 50
143 Does it make me look fat? 1.4491 0.03094 481 316 114 51
144 Are you gonna finish that? 1.4485 0.03210 466 311 101 54
145 How was I supposed to know she was a 44DD. 1.4474 0.03184 485 327 99 59
146 What I said was you should swallow your pride 1.4468 0.03442 385 253 92 40
147 Yeah, well Heimlich had arms! 1.4463 0.03395 410 273 91 46
148 Have you tried stool softeners? 1.4449 0.03275 445 298 96 51
149 Please don't burp again. 1.4439 0.03187 428 278 110 40
150 I just said "I bet you can't eat the whole thing" I didn't mean you should do it. 1.4437 0.03201 453 301 103 49
151 I like how it brings out the pattern 1.4433 0.03401 406 271 90 45
152 I’m always coming in at the tail end of something big. 1.4430 0.03185 447 295 106 46
153 The tail’s the best part! Do you mind? 1.4414 0.03077 478 316 113 49
154 No really, it's fine, only the white ones are endangered. 1.4402 0.03153 468 313 104 51
155 So, cat's got your tongue? 1.4402 0.03050 468 306 118 44
156 I warned you the gnus would be hard to swallow. 1.4395 0.03609 380 260 73 47
157 Now you can't go swimming til next year. 1.4393 0.03467 412 282 79 51
158 I can still hear your stomach growling. 1.4378 0.03239 418 275 103 40
159 Have you seen the cat? 1.4369 0.03201 428 282 105 41
160 Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. 1.4367 0.03269 403 264 102 37
161 It’s OK…we can talk later. 1.4366 0.03135 410 263 115 32
162 What? You started without me? 1.4353 0.03255 402 263 103 36
163 So that vegan diet you were telling me about was bull? 1.4346 0.03367 428 293 84 51
164 I've had enough, you said. I refuse to swallow any more of that bull, you said... Now who's eating their words?? 1.4340 0.03531 371 250 81 40
165 It's a little creepy how it keeps wagging. 1.4334 0.03328 383 251 98 34
166 Not what I thought you meant when you said you were feeling horny. 1.4329 0.03721 328 220 74 34
167 Dinner? I’m still pretty full from lunch. 1.4328 0.03333 372 242 99 31
168 It's called Whole Foods, not Foods Whole. 1.4321 0.03572 368 250 77 41
169 Sorry, I didn't realize you're at the tail-end of dinner 1.4310 0.03405 413 283 82 48
170 I see you met our new neighbor. 1.4294 0.03447 361 239 89 33
171 Sorry to bother you at the tail end of your dinner. 1.4289 0.03254 436 296 93 47
172 You have something in your teeth. 1.4279 0.03136 423 278 109 36
173 I'm glad I caught you at the tail end of dinner 1.4278 0.03426 395 269 83 43
174 You're eating way too much fast food 1.4276 0.03214 428 287 99 42
175 Don't talk to me with your mouth full. 1.4270 0.03513 370 251 80 39
176 I love WHOLE foods! 1.4266 0.03651 354 243 71 40
177 You've got a little something there in the corner of your mouth. 1.4255 0.03413 369 246 89 34
178 I started by grabbing the bull by the horns, but then I just couldn't help myself. 1.4251 0.03668 334 226 74 34
179 I’m going out to grab some lunch—did you eat yet? 1.4251 0.03491 367 248 82 37
180 So how did your audition for The Lion King go? 1.4250 0.03584 360 246 75 39
181 One second on the lips, forever on the hips 1.4249 0.03365 386 259 90 37
182 The sign said rare which is the way I like it. 1.4247 0.03418 365 243 89 33
183 Seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.4235 0.03321 366 240 97 29
184 You're in big trouble when he wakes up. 1.4230 0.03691 331 225 72 34
185 How was Whole Foods? 1.4218 0.03508 358 242 81 35
186 Jeez,Marvin… the things that come out of your mouth! 1.4217 0.03582 332 222 80 30
187 I thought you said you were lactose intolerant 1.4213 0.03222 413 277 98 38
188 Whole Foods? 1.4203 0.03677 364 256 63 45
189 I thought we said we’d split the entree. 1.4201 0.03274 407 275 93 39
190 What did you have for dinner? 1.4194 0.03357 360 238 93 29
191 I guess I’m on my own for dinner. 1.4193 0.03404 353 234 90 29
192 I don’t do portion control. 1.4188 0.03417 351 233 89 29
193 I saved you a bite. 1.4186 0.03609 344 235 74 35
194 Don’t move! I’m going to try the Heimlich maneuver 1.4180 0.03597 323 216 79 28
195 “Sorry pal, I don’t think a Heimlich maneuver can help you now.” 1.4178 0.03454 359 242 84 33
196 You have a little tail stuck in your teeth 1.4177 0.03291 407 277 90 40
197 I can't understand a word you're saying." 1.4176 0.03464 364 247 82 35
198 Impressive, Chauncy. But I just created original sin back at the ol’ apple tree, so … 1.4169 0.03560 331 222 80 29
199 Yes, you do look like a hat 1.4162 0.03571 358 247 73 38
200 It tastes so much better when it’s endangered. 1.4162 0.03588 334 226 77 31
201 That's nothing. I could eat a horse. 1.4154 0.03539 337 227 80 30
202 You think it hurt going in…. 1.4154 0.03514 337 226 82 29
203 So you've given up on your juice cleanse? 1.4151 0.03393 371 251 86 34
204 You know it's just going straight to your hips. 1.4149 0.03503 335 224 83 28
205 When a cow asks you if you want to be its halloween costume you never say no. 1.4148 0.03548 364 252 73 39
206 And did we leave room for some desert? 1.4146 0.03303 357 235 96 26
207 All that and your stomach is still growling? 1.4134 0.03573 329 222 78 29
208 Make sure you wait 30 days before getting back in the water. 1.4113 0.03448 372 256 79 37
209 I bet those hyenas aren’t laughing now. 1.4108 0.03354 370 250 88 32
210 Something tells me you aren’t going to share that. 1.4095 0.03683 315 215 71 29
211 So, I assume that’s the end of the bull Market? 1.4092 0.03700 303 205 72 26
212 It looks like you got your appetite back. 1.4090 0.03421 335 223 87 25
213 The wild boar is impeccable this season. 1.4088 0.03575 318 214 78 26
214 Don't hiss with your mouth full. 1.4074 0.03841 297 205 63 29
215 Honey, you’re going to spoil your appetite. I’m making dinner. 1.4074 0.03659 297 199 75 23
216 Have you seen Stuart? 1.4072 0.03374 334 221 90 23
217 I’m good. I ate last year. 1.4070 0.03383 344 230 88 26
218 Don't you hate it when they still wag? 1.4067 0.03813 300 207 64 29
219 Those horns are going to hurt on the way out 1.4067 0.03663 300 202 74 24
220 How do I stay so slim? Well, I keep pretty active, do a lot of long-distance slithering and…oh yeah, portion control. 1.4062 0.03927 288 200 59 29
221 Carl, you fool. We’re got brunch with the Hargroves in forty-five minutes.” 1.4059 0.03559 340 234 74 32
222 You look different than your online dating profile, is all. 1.4056 0.03505 360 250 74 36
223 I had a feeling you wouldn't last very long as a vegan. 1.4054 0.03485 333 225 81 27
224 Sometimes you are so full of bull. 1.4045 0.03645 309 210 73 26
225 Swallow first. Then talk. 1.4040 0.03297 349 232 93 24
226 I really pigged out last night. 1.4032 0.03566 315 213 77 25
227 You have a little something between your teeth Edgar. 1.4032 0.03623 315 215 73 27
228 I’m not sure, could be something you ate. 1.4030 0.03426 330 221 85 24
229 Hurray for me. I get to spend another vacation watching you digest. 1.4022 0.03933 271 186 61 24
230 I see you've met our neighbor. 1.4022 0.03862 271 184 65 22
231 It's not a fart joke, just pull on the tail, quick! 1.4013 0.03772 304 211 64 29
232 If you think you're going to lay around digesting all weekend You're wrong. 1.4007 0.03870 287 199 61 27
233 You gonna eat that tail? 1.3994 0.03561 308 208 77 23
234 Are you saying "pull" or "full"? 1.3987 0.03666 316 219 68 29
235 I don’t think the intermittent fasting is working for you. 1.3987 0.03665 306 210 70 26
236 Do I look bloated? 1.3986 0.03616 286 191 76 19
237 You are not going out until you finish your dinner." 1.3985 0.03982 266 184 58 24
238 I can tell when you are lying. 1.3981 0.03570 314 214 75 25
239 Wholly cow. 1.3974 0.03684 307 212 68 27
240 Why do I always get here for the tail end of dinner? 1.3973 0.03832 297 208 60 29
241 I thought we were going to eat together tonight. 1.3970 0.03411 335 227 83 25
242 Your tongue is all furry. 1.3969 0.03967 257 176 60 21
243 Thank you so much for the invitation but I really can't manage dinner for another three to four months. 1.3963 0.03541 328 226 74 28
244 ”I’ll just go ahead and cancel our reservation. 1.3956 0.03871 273 188 62 23
245 I see you finally swallowed your pride. 1.3951 0.04060 286 206 47 33
246 That's nothing! I swallowed something Tucker Carlson said on Fox News last week. 1.3950 0.04205 281 206 39 36
247 Is it like having a frog in your throat? 1.3937 0.03702 287 196 69 22
248 You’re fine, everyone has cheat days. 1.3932 0.03630 323 226 67 30
249 Frankly, I think you're full of it.. 1.3929 0.03672 308 214 67 27
250 Do you mind if I get in the restroom before you? 1.3926 0.03755 270 183 68 19
251 That was a lawn ornament. 1.3906 0.03705 297 206 66 25
252 Can we move our dinner reservation to some time next week? 1.3906 0.03580 297 202 74 21
253 When I said you need to go the whole hog, this wasn’t quite what I meant, Dave… 1.3905 0.03497 315 215 77 23
254 I went to Costco 1.3893 0.04052 262 185 52 25
255 When I asked if you liked cats, I meant the musical. 1.3891 0.03913 275 193 57 25
256 Did you forget that we're having zebra for dinner? 1.3889 0.03721 288 199 66 23
257 These vegans are so gassy. 1.3887 0.03723 265 179 69 17
258 I didn’t intend to eat him, but he was such a boar. 1.3883 0.03687 309 217 64 28
259 I'll come back. I see you're still at lunch. 1.3882 0.04192 237 166 50 21
260 A purebred? You always did go for the premium brands. 1.3878 0.03623 263 175 74 14
261 I saved the last bite for you. 1.3875 0.03703 271 184 69 18
262 They're endangered, Carl. 1.3870 0.03840 292 207 57 28
263 Not tonight dear, I've got a bellyache. 1.3862 0.03501 290 195 78 17
264 As my sainted mother might say, this, too, will pass. 1.3857 0.03655 280 191 70 19
265 What lion? 1.3854 0.03695 301 211 64 26
266 What was the point of calling heads or tails? 1.3854 0.03635 301 209 68 24
267 I called tails. 1.3851 0.03646 296 205 68 23
268 I think you just need time to process. 1.3846 0.03717 273 187 67 19
269 You've made a pig of yourself! 1.3833 0.03821 287 203 58 26
270 It'll be days before you get to the best part 1.3827 0.03886 277 196 56 25
271 I thought we were doing small plates tonight. 1.3823 0.03572 293 201 72 20
272 In like a lion,out like a lamb. 1.3821 0.04156 246 175 48 23
273 You idiot! He was on the endangered species list! 1.3820 0.04280 233 166 45 22
274 I think you might have a problem with portion control Stan. 1.3818 0.03837 275 193 59 23
275 I’m feeling funny. It must be something I ate. 1.3815 0.03668 270 184 69 17
276 Well, my doctor did say I should be eating more whole foods. 1.3810 0.03819 315 230 50 35
277 Conspicuous consumption is tacky, Bob. 1.3806 0.03870 268 188 58 22
278 Wag its tail if you need the Heimlich. 1.3804 0.04160 255 184 45 26
279 I was going to invite you to dinner next week, but I can see you've already eaten. 1.3799 0.03600 308 216 67 25
280 That’s one way to shut him up…” 1.3798 0.03820 258 178 62 18
281 Did you see my lunch I left in the fridge? 1.3797 0.03998 266 190 51 25
282 I told you—a minute on the lips, 4-6 days on the hips. 1.3796 0.03879 274 194 56 24
283 Good luck with the whole food diet. 1.3793 0.03912 290 210 50 30
284 That’s the last time I take you to the zoo. 1.3789 0.04034 256 182 51 23
285 Your stomach really is bigger than your eyes, Bill. 1.3787 0.03535 301 208 72 21
286 That'll go right to your hips. 1.3786 0.03917 280 201 52 27
287 So, I guess I should cancel our dinner reservation. 1.3777 0.03592 278 190 71 17
288 You really did have a cow. 1.3774 0.03945 257 181 55 21
289 I always feel bloated after I have beef. 1.3773 0.03851 273 193 57 23
290 I can't believe you swallowed that bull. 1.3772 0.03970 281 204 48 29
291 I see I caught you on the tail end of dinner 1.3772 0.04002 281 205 46 30
292 Does the intermittent fast start tomorrow then? 1.3767 0.03607 292 203 68 21
293 You can't eat a cow. You're lactose intolerant! 1.3767 0.03784 300 216 55 29
294 I went whole hog. 1.3766 0.04278 239 173 42 24
295 No dessert until you finish your bison." 1.3763 0.03617 287 199 68 20
296 I'm not sure the carnivore diet is achieving the slender look you were hoping for. 1.3760 0.03940 250 175 56 19
297 I'm just big-boned. 1.3755 0.04046 237 166 53 18
298 Have you seen...never mind. 1.3750 0.03697 296 210 61 25
299 It’s a jungle in there. 1.3745 0.04047 251 179 50 22
300 No, I said DON'T have a cow, man! 1.3744 0.04641 211 155 33 23
301 I prefer to binge on wildlife videos. 1.3735 0.04202 257 189 40 28
302 ? A wimoweh, a wimoweh… ? 1.3733 0.04302 217 154 45 18
303 I got this one from Whole Foods 1.3728 0.03613 279 193 68 18
304 Yea! Now who's 'King of the Jungle'!" 1.3721 0.03966 258 184 52 22
305 Thanks I’ve already eaten 1.3719 0.03716 242 164 66 12
306 You said you weren't hungry and would just have a bite of whatever I ordered. 1.3718 0.03520 277 189 73 15
307 You don’t look anything like your profile pic. 1.3712 0.04010 264 191 48 25
308 It was my binge day. 1.3707 0.04055 232 163 52 17
309 We both know you’re full of it. 1.3704 0.04096 243 174 48 21
310 I know who I’m not going to slither behind tomorrow!” 1.3702 0.04108 235 167 49 19
311 Would you like to see the dessert tray? 1.3694 0.04031 222 154 54 14
312 Maybe just drinks, then? 1.3691 0.04349 233 171 38 24
313 As usual, you’ve eaten the ‘lion’s share’ of our dinner. 1.3689 0.03999 244 173 52 19
314 A entire cow? That’s hard to swallow. 1.3684 0.04087 247 178 47 22
315 So, the diet starts tomorrow, eh? 1.3684 0.04101 228 161 50 17
316 I hope you don’t mind that I started without you. 1.3680 0.03970 231 161 55 15
317 You have a little something stuck between your fangs. 1.3678 0.03656 261 180 66 15
318 I take it you're a 'no' for dinner? 1.3675 0.03981 234 164 54 16
319 That tail's been wagging for two days now. Have you stopped to wonder who's eating who? 1.3671 0.03990 237 167 53 17
320 You've got a little something in your teeth. 1.3667 0.03866 240 167 58 15
321 Betcha can't eat just one. 1.3655 0.04021 238 169 51 18
322 You've got something in your teeth. 1.3655 0.03769 249 173 61 15
323 Race ya. 1.3652 0.04164 230 165 46 19
324 Did you ever hear the saying until the cows come home? Well not tonight my friend, not tonight. 1.3651 0.03822 252 177 58 17
325 You know that isn't kosher, don't you? 1.3647 0.04028 255 185 47 23
326 I see you've gone whole hog. 1.3645 0.04125 214 150 50 14
327 It was the 'Garden of Eden,' not "eat 'em," Sherman. 1.3644 0.04043 236 168 50 18
328 Can I interest you in seconds? 1.3643 0.03917 258 185 52 21
329 Does this cow make me look fat? 1.3640 0.04234 228 165 43 20
330 I’m still dieting, but it’s my cheetah day. 1.3640 0.04163 250 184 41 25
331 Yeah, it sort of does make you look fat. 1.3640 0.03842 250 176 57 17
332 Kings of the Jungle! Their egos are so hard to digest. 1.3636 0.04239 231 168 42 21
333 I'm late two minutes and you start without me? 1.3625 0.03722 240 165 63 12
334 How’d you like to get together for lunch in 4 to 6 weeks? 1.3617 0.04051 235 168 49 18
335 That’s not what I’m meant when I said let’s have Fred for dinner. 1.3613 0.04059 238 171 48 19
336 You've got some food stuck in your teeth. 1.3609 0.03678 266 187 62 17
337 Did you forget about our dinner plans two weeks from today? 1.3606 0.04416 208 151 39 18
338 It looks good in you. 1.3602 0.03992 211 146 54 11
339 What’s a leftover? 1.3602 0.03725 261 184 60 17
340 Well, that's one way to end the Circle of Life. 1.3600 0.03879 225 156 57 12
341 Oh, hello. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Or is this a bad time? 1.3598 0.04215 239 176 40 23
342 Yes it makes your ass look fat. 1.3595 0.04135 242 177 43 22
343 Listen, just because you can, doesn't mean that you should. 1.3585 0.04142 212 150 48 14
344 Remember when you bet me that I couldn’t eat an entire lion? Well, you owe me two dollars. 1.3584 0.03814 226 156 59 11
345 You promised to share! 1.3581 0.03978 229 162 52 15
346 Could you help me finish this? I am absolutely stuffed. 1.3578 0.04115 218 155 48 15
347 Maybe it was something you ate? 1.3577 0.03745 246 172 60 14
348 Last bite, would you like it? 1.3568 0.04017 241 174 48 19
349 If that’s the last one, please write it on the grocery list. 1.3568 0.04497 199 145 37 17
350 No,I didn’t eat without you. Why do you ask? 1.3563 0.03905 247 177 52 18
351 So much for 'Meatless Mondays'... 1.3563 0.04070 247 181 44 22
352 They had a supersize option! 1.3559 0.04010 222 157 51 14
353 It creeps me out when it wags 1.3557 0.03920 253 183 50 20
354 I am so sick of waiting for you to digest the gnus every morning! 1.3547 0.04187 234 172 41 21
355 You're full of it. 1.3547 0.03915 234 166 53 15
356 Be sure you wait a full four days before you go swimming. 1.3546 0.03981 251 183 47 21
357 It tastes like chicken. 1.3544 0.04046 206 144 51 11
358 You need to swallow. 1.3539 0.03814 243 172 56 15
359 No, wait! Don't tell me...you're going to the party as a cow dressed up like a snake. 1.3538 0.03520 260 180 68 12
360 I've told you before, measure twice, swallow once. 1.3538 0.04447 212 157 35 20
361 You have something stuck in your teeth. 1.3532 0.03854 235 166 55 14
362 This is the second Halloween in a row you’ve gone as a hat. 1.3532 0.04007 252 185 45 22
363 For the last time, I have no idea who took your lunch! 1.3529 0.03867 238 169 54 15
364 Nice. I’ll call Guinness. 1.3529 0.04187 204 145 46 13
365 Burp, and you’ll feel better. 1.3527 0.04256 207 149 43 15
366 Happy now? 1.3525 0.03713 261 186 58 17
367 You stopped for fast food on the way home, again?! 1.3520 0.04595 196 145 33 18
368 Everything I eat goes straight to my hips. 1.3515 0.04075 239 175 44 20
369 So, eventually this will be bullshit? 1.3505 0.04451 194 141 38 15
370 No, thank you. I just ate. 1.3504 0.03908 234 167 52 15
371 You've always been full of bull. 1.3504 0.03955 234 168 50 16
372 I know it looks like a lot, but its actually keto 1.3500 0.04275 220 162 39 19
373 So much for the bull market. 1.3500 0.04018 240 175 46 19
374 When you said you were passionate about the lion king I thought you meant the movie! 1.3500 0.04238 200 143 44 13
375 Don't worry, it will come out like a lamb. 1.3488 0.04033 215 153 49 13
376 I said “DON’T have a cow,” dude. 1.3486 0.04048 218 156 48 14
377 Is that a tail in your mouth or are you just happy to see me? 1.3480 0.03986 227 163 49 15
378 The tail always gets stuck in my teeth too. 1.3480 0.03986 227 163 49 15
379 You’re sure?…because earlier, there was a boar clearly marked “Stanley” and now it’s gone 1.3472 0.04227 216 158 41 17
380 That's exactly why I eat mine tail first. 1.3468 0.04096 222 161 45 16
381 I thought we agreed not to snack before dinner. 1.3467 0.03805 225 158 56 11
382 It ruined your figure. 1.3457 0.03890 243 176 50 17
383 I've read some good reviews. How are the portion sizes? 1.3455 0.04068 220 159 46 15
384 I’ve tried this same diet … but in a month or so I’m still hungry 1.3454 0.04381 194 141 39 14
385 I was totally unhinged earlier. 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
386 I can't finish this, want some? 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
387 Should I cancel our 6:30 reservation? 1.3445 0.04077 238 176 42 20
388 Hmm, so he just walked in? Weird. 1.3442 0.04436 215 162 32 21
389 I see you gave up on veganism. 1.3431 0.04052 204 145 48 11
390 Geez, Tom. I said buffalo wings! 1.3429 0.04251 210 154 40 16
391 haven’t seen him anywhere 1.3427 0.04364 213 159 35 19
392 Turns out my eyes aren't bigger than my stomach. 1.3424 0.04541 184 135 35 14
393 I went to that gnu dentist. He said, Open wide. And I did. 1.3412 0.04287 211 156 38 17
394 This means that dinner for two is out until next year, right? 1.3409 0.04683 176 130 32 14
395 I told you it would go right to your hips. 1.3409 0.04161 220 162 41 17
396 No way. It doesn't count if it's not the whole thing. Either finish it or pay up! 1.3408 0.04826 179 135 27 17
397 Is two-humped camel Bactrian or Dromedary? 1.3408 0.04559 179 131 35 13
398 Armadelicious! 1.3406 0.03997 229 167 46 16
399 I watch what I eat, but I still feel like I’m out of shape. 1.3399 0.04118 203 146 45 12
400 You have a little piece of something stuck in your teeth.” 1.3398 0.04248 206 151 40 15
401 I wasn’t particularly hungry ⁠— it was just the only way to get him to stop singing Hakuna Matata 1.3394 0.04335 218 164 34 20
402 Please don't talk with your mouth full. 1.3391 0.03983 230 168 46 16
403 I was saving that for later. 1.3391 0.03837 230 165 52 13
404 Wait a second--don't try to talk with your mouth full. 1.3388 0.03845 242 176 50 16
405 Bit off more than you could chew again? 1.3387 0.03693 248 178 56 14
406 Thats what I call conspicuous consumption. 1.3385 0.04210 192 138 43 11
407 Just passing through? 1.3383 0.03895 201 141 52 8
408 Blink twice if you need the Heimlich 1.3382 0.04218 204 149 41 14
409 I see ‘going vegan’ lasted about a day. 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
410 I think you have a tail stuck in your teeth. 1.3382 0.04231 207 152 40 15
411 Um, there’s something in your teeth. 1.3379 0.04068 219 160 44 15
412 I said I would eat the Lion. You eat the Witch and the Wardrobe. 1.3376 0.04070 234 174 41 19
413 I know I look like a pig, but with this whole intermittent fasting thing, I’m only eating once a week. 1.3371 0.04553 175 128 35 12
414 Well, no wonder your stomach's growling. 1.3371 0.04356 178 128 40 10
415 I won't be able to go swimming for at least 30 minutes. 1.3370 0.04844 181 138 25 18
416 It's a what? I find that hard to swallow. 1.3369 0.04146 187 133 45 9
417 So dinner is off until this time next year, I guess? 1.3368 0.04103 190 135 46 9
418 So who is king of the jungle now? 1.3367 0.04334 196 144 38 14
419 You showed him alright, but your abs are going to be sore for a month. 1.3365 0.03869 208 147 52 9
420 oh, did you want some? 1.3364 0.03842 220 157 52 11
421 Was this your first rodeo? 1.3353 0.04850 167 125 28 14
422 Another British Prime Minister taken care of 1.3352 0.04478 179 131 36 12
423 Something tells me that you grabbed a bite on the way home. 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
424 Wait at least an hour before you go swimming. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
425 Do you think it went down the wrong way? 1.3350 0.04009 206 148 47 11
426 Does this pattern make me look fat? 1.3350 0.04349 206 154 35 17
427 Show off. 1.3349 0.04196 209 154 40 15
428 Did ‘ya bite off more than you can chew? 1.3349 0.04155 212 156 41 15
429 So...Does it really taste just like chicken? 1.3349 0.04007 215 156 46 13
430 Dear, there's something in your teeth. 1.3349 0.03897 215 154 50 11
431 When I said "Don't have a cow," I meant it 1.3349 0.03970 218 158 47 13
432 Darn, it’s tails. Best of three? 1.3349 0.04127 218 161 41 16
433 No thanks, I’m on a glutton-free diet. 1.3347 0.04005 239 178 42 19
434 So it wasn’t an hyperbole! 1.3347 0.04019 245 184 40 21
435 Okay, all packed! 1.3333 0.03779 210 148 54 8
436 I thought I was just eating a mouse, but he chased after it. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
437 Honestly Frank, your breath smells like shit 1.3333 0.04138 213 157 41 15
438 Oh,like you've never taken a cheat day. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
439 Tails, you lose. 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
440 Is today your cheat day? 1.3333 0.03848 204 144 52 8
441 Was the Mindful Eating workshop of any help? 1.3333 0.04082 225 167 41 17
442 You...uh....gonna finish that tail?!? 1.3318 0.04185 217 162 38 17
443 You swallowed Kim Kardashian? 1.3318 0.04425 211 161 30 20
444 Come on now, Hoover... just one more swallow and you can have dessert." 1.3317 0.03956 205 147 48 10
445 If you can't finish that, it's my favorite part." 1.3317 0.04247 205 152 38 15
446 I’m on a gnu diet. 1.3317 0.04337 199 148 36 15
447 One taste? Next time order your own. 1.3316 0.04370 193 143 36 14
448 ‘Now we must wait at least two hours before going to swim’ 1.3316 0.04432 193 144 34 15
449 Don’t look at me like that. It’s my cheat day. 1.3316 0.04181 193 140 42 11
450 Don't talk on with your mouth full. 1.3316 0.04355 190 140 37 13
451 It went in like a lion, hope it comes out like a lamb 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
452 So you’re telling me you have no idea what happened to my lunch?! 1.3315 0.04178 184 132 43 9
453 I thought I'd stop by for the tail end of dinner. 1.3315 0.04487 178 131 35 12
454 I thought we were cutting out dairy? 1.3305 0.03863 239 176 47 16
455 Is there something in my teeth? 1.3304 0.04138 224 168 38 18
456 A tale tough to swallow. 1.3304 0.04090 224 167 40 17
457 I thought we were gonna split that. 1.3303 0.03907 218 158 48 12
458 Gross, you've got hair in your food. 1.3302 0.04158 215 160 39 16
459 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.3302 0.03924 212 153 48 11
460 Honey, there's a Meercat at the door looking for a friend. Have you seen anyone named Pumbaa? 1.3301 0.04173 206 152 40 14
461 Bet you can’t the whole thing”, he said 1.3300 0.04216 203 150 39 14
462 Is that all you saved for me? 1.3299 0.03993 197 141 47 9
463 my mom would say, "Your eyes are too big for your stomach" 1.3299 0.04227 194 142 40 12
464 I ate him with some fava beans and a nice Chianti 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
465 Honey, Have you seen the cat? 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
466 … do I have something stuck in my teeth? 1.3297 0.04682 182 138 28 16
467 One moment on the lips, forever on the hips. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
468 I think you’re full of bull! 1.3295 0.04927 173 133 23 17
469 You have some food in your teeth 1.3287 0.03983 216 158 45 13
470 Bit off more than I can chew. 1.3286 0.04003 210 153 45 12
471 I thought you were Vegan. 1.3284 0.04198 204 151 39 14
472 The lioness wants a word... 1.3284 0.04140 204 150 41 13
473 I’m on the tail end of this new diet plan. 1.3281 0.04379 192 143 35 14
474 Cat Caught Your Tongue? 1.3280 0.04491 189 142 32 15
475 Ordering the oxtail is such a commitment 1.3280 0.04428 189 141 34 14
476 Great, now I got 'Hakuna Matata' stuck in my head. 1.3279 0.04395 183 135 36 12
477 Well, he was just lyin' there. 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
478 I guess this means our dinner date is off. 1.3275 0.03673 229 164 55 10
479 How was your trip to Pamplona? 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
480 What's the matter, cat got your tongue? 1.3274 0.03946 223 164 45 14
481 Honey, I told you that dinner would be ready in 15 minutes. 1.3269 0.03967 208 151 46 11
482 That'll teach you to sleep with your mouth open. 1.3267 0.04106 202 148 42 12
483 I've always thought you were full of bull. 1.3262 0.04457 187 140 33 14
484 I hate to tell you what your breath smells like.. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
485 Yes, it is gluten free. 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
486 So, I take it you’re not fasting? 1.3258 0.03916 221 162 46 13
487 Thought I’d save some for later 1.3256 0.03822 215 155 50 10
488 Looks like you had a cow, man. 1.3255 0.04082 212 157 41 14
489 They taste a lot better with a hint of garlic, don't they? 1.3251 0.04028 203 148 44 11
490 I liked you better when you were a vegan. 1.3250 0.04068 200 146 43 11
491 Have you seen Leo lately? 1.3250 0.04068 200 146 43 11
492 Welcome to three months of everyone thinking you're pregnant. 1.3246 0.04573 191 146 28 17
493 I'm guessing you are off the vegan diet. 1.3246 0.04129 191 139 42 10
494 Fortunately, your stomach is bigger than your eyes. 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
495 Lunch is on me. 1.3245 0.04362 151 107 39 5
496 I can tell by your body language we are not going out for dinner tonight? 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
497 Does this mean I should cancel our reservation? 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
498 You’re in trouble now! I got thrown out and all I did was make them eat an apple. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
499 What about our dinner reservations? Should I cancel? 1.3242 0.04118 182 131 43 8
500 All good things must come to an end. 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
501 So…no dessert? 1.3231 0.04197 195 144 39 12
502 Looks like I’m catching you at the tail end of dinner 1.3231 0.04197 195 144 39 12
503 I could try pulling on it, I guess. But only if I get half." 1.3229 0.04430 192 145 32 15
504 Yes it makes you look fat. 1.3228 0.04287 189 140 37 12
505 Thereby hangs a tail. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
506 Pssst. You have a tail in your teeth. 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
507 No thanks, I ate last month. 1.3220 0.03995 205 150 44 11
508 So you’re off your diet. 1.3220 0.04284 205 155 34 16
509 Oh, I’m just doing Uber on the weekends for some extra cash. 1.3220 0.04113 205 152 40 13
510 You have a little something on your tooth. 1.3218 0.04214 202 151 37 14
511 No, really, I couldn’t eat another bite. 1.3218 0.04329 202 153 33 16
512 So, it looks like you're breaking our dinner date? 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
513 Who's the king of the jungle now? 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
514 I've told you over and over again, portion control! 1.3214 0.04164 168 120 42 6
515 They're best just before their horns start to grow. 1.3212 0.04159 193 142 40 11
516 How’s the intermittent fasting going? 1.3212 0.04159 193 142 40 11
517 No swimming for one year. 1.3211 0.04100 218 164 38 16
518 I think someone's eyes were bigger than her stomach. 1.3211 0.04136 190 139 41 10
519 You do this every time my parents come over. 1.3211 0.04068 190 138 43 9
520 Floss? 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
521 Saturday is my cheetah day, so I'm allowed to have fast food. 1.3208 0.04017 212 157 42 13
522 They said if I eat the whole thing I get a free t-shirt 1.3208 0.04309 159 114 39 6
523 So you're backing out of our dinner date tonight? 1.3207 0.04430 184 138 33 13
524 I can’t take you anywhere. 1.3202 0.04078 203 150 41 12
525 How about just a movie, then? 1.3200 0.04292 175 128 38 9
526 Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew. 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
527 I see you've been to that gnu restaurant. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
528 Geez!! You look like you swallowed a cow. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
529 You're so full of bull that it's coming out of your mouth. 1.3191 0.04295 188 140 36 12
530 I can't believe I ate the whole thing! You wouldn't happen to have any Alca seltzer on you? 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
531 Perhaps it was something you ate. 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
532 These flexible jaw bones are a godsend of evolution. 1.3189 0.04342 185 138 35 12
533 Hey, I was saving that for later! 1.3188 0.04377 160 116 37 7
534 Why didn't you just get a take-home box if you weren't going to eat it all? 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
535 Looks like some pretty bad reflux you’ve got there. 1.3186 0.04178 204 153 37 14
536 It was good but woulda been better with horseradish 1.3184 0.03928 223 166 43 14
537 They sure taste good but the stretch marks are the worst. 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
538 I can still hear it singing Hakuna Matata. 1.3182 0.04205 198 148 37 13
539 Is now a convenient time to discuss your car's extended warranty? 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
540 I'd love to dine with you but I'm at the tail end of my last meal. 1.3175 0.04188 211 160 35 16
541 Half of that is mine, but, you had to go whole hog again. 1.3174 0.04812 167 128 25 14
542 Remember, you are what you eat 1.3172 0.04519 186 142 29 15
543 Imagine what we could do with forks and knives. 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
544 It’s a Chinese water buffalo. I’ll be hungry in a half hour. 1.3171 0.04330 205 157 31 17
545 I thought we were going to split it. 1.3171 0.03984 205 151 43 11
546 Tums? 1.3169 0.04012 183 132 44 7
547 How ironic; muted by a yak. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
548 It's no wonder everyone thinks you're a bull-shitter. 1.3167 0.04204 180 132 39 9
549 What about PIG don’t you understand? 1.3166 0.04306 199 151 33 15
550 Must be the tail-end of it. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
551 Ok. I see that you have swallowed the Big Lie. Now try to digest it. 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
552 Stay calm and breathe through your nostrils. 1.3160 0.04171 212 161 35 16
553 If you don't finish, you don't get dessert. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
554 First he drags me to this party and then he says, "Cat got your tongue?" just one time too many. 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
555 Want a bite off the end? I'm stuffed. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
556 Hakuna matata 1.3155 0.04635 168 127 29 12
557 Ox tail reflux? 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
558 Figuratively, your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.3153 0.04006 203 150 42 11
559 Intermittent fasting, again? 1.3152 0.04350 184 138 34 12
560 King of the jungle meets Snake in the grass. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
561 Are you getting a strange after taste? 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
562 No, really, I haven't eaten anything all day! 1.3150 0.03855 200 145 47 8
563 I called heads.” 1.3149 0.04604 181 139 27 15
564 Ok, I'm ready - let's paint! 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
565 Did I miss the wildebeest truck again? I didn’t hear the music. 1.3147 0.04150 197 147 38 12
566 Maybe just some broth for dinner. I had a big lunch. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
567 I can't believe i ate the W H O L E thing. 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
568 Bob, I think the problem is you need more roughage in your diet. 1.3143 0.03856 210 154 46 10
569 Now that's going to be a big shit 1.3141 0.04551 191 148 26 17
570 Honey, you don’t need to cook tonight 1.3136 0.04295 169 124 37 8
571 they lied, it didn't really taste like chicken. 1.3135 0.04397 185 140 32 13
572 Eat, Drink, Prey! 1.3133 0.04550 150 110 33 7
573 Guess what I had for dinner? 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
574 Thanx, Dad, but doncha think I'm a still a bit too young for a piece of tail? 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
575 Thanks for saving me a bite. 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
576 Once again, you grabbed the lion's share! 1.3125 0.04218 192 144 36 12
577 I'd say you bit off more than you can chew there. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
578 Not lyin’ — a lion. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
579 I was obviously saving that. 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
580 You must have slept with your mouth open. 1.3117 0.04274 154 111 38 5
581 S’posed to catch tigers by the tail, Hal. 1.3116 0.04225 215 166 31 18
582 Ha! Nice riff on Saint-Exupéry's "Drawing Number One." I'm just bringing an apple; easiest costume ever. 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
583 That was supposed to be "Dinner for Five". 1.3114 0.04722 167 128 26 13
584 We'be just met and you're offering me a peice of tail!!? 1.3111 0.04680 180 140 24 16
585 I’m trying the new paleo diet. 1.3111 0.03625 225 164 52 9
586 Wait - don’t tell me - you couldn’t possibly eat another bite. 1.3111 0.04190 180 133 38 9
587 Mom said, no swimming for a week. 1.3111 0.04116 180 132 40 8
588 Honey, have you seen the kids? 1.3107 0.04529 177 135 29 13
589 Wouldn't it have been easier to start at the other end? 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
590 I'd suggest you pause for a few minutes first and then ask yourself if you are still hungry. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
591 You might need a laxative for that one. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
592 Good luck crawling under a rock for awhile. 1.3102 0.04290 187 141 34 12
593 You shouldn't swallow all that bull. 1.3102 0.04486 187 144 28 15
594 You would have won the bet, but I said ‘tail first’. 1.3102 0.04356 187 142 32 13
595 Was it kosher? 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
596 Here we go again with you taking the lion’s share. 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
597 Please tell me you're not still binging and purging! 1.3094 0.04021 181 132 42 7
598 This place has great portion sizes! 1.3092 0.04000 207 155 40 12
599 Nah, looks good, but I'm on a diet. Couple of mice and a cup of coffee. 1.3091 0.04178 165 120 39 6
600 Bison goes straight to my hips. 1.3089 0.04024 191 141 41 9
601 Did someone forget that our wrestling weigh-in is tomorrow? 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
602 Told you I could do it in one bite” 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
603 I told you, "Don't have a cow!" 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
604 What happened to portion control? 1.3086 0.04339 175 131 34 10
605 I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't talk with your body full. 1.3086 0.04339 175 131 34 10
606 Don't worry. I can do the Heimlich in a squeeze. 1.3086 0.04185 175 129 38 8
607 Are you going to eat that? 1.3085 0.04065 188 139 40 9
608 So much for your diet! 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
609 You know what, I'm not as full as you'd expect. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
610 I told you to swallow your PRIDE. 1.3081 0.04451 185 142 29 14
611 Sorry you had to choke on the tail. 1.3081 0.04036 185 136 41 8
612 They say the truth is hard to swallow but I find wild pigs harder. 1.3077 0.04700 182 143 22 17
613 How's that keto diet working for you? 1.3073 0.03965 179 130 43 6
614 To be honest, the tail sticking out of your mouth does kind of give it away. 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
615 They say you are what you eat. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
616 That looks like the tail-end of your meal! 1.3068 0.04165 176 130 38 8
617 Dessert? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
618 You know what they say, tail on the lips, forever on the hips. 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
619 No, dear, it doesn't make you look fat. 1.3065 0.04159 186 139 37 10
620 I see you started without me again. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
621 It seems like a lot when you eat only one meal a day, but it’s keto!. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
622 Harry, you’re full of bull 1.3059 0.04649 170 131 26 13
623 Isn’t it early for Snakesgiving? 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
624 That was an endangered species, Frank. 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
625 Way to take the bull by the horns. 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
626 You may have eaten a boar, but you look like a turtle. 1.3048 0.04140 187 140 37 10
627 Save room for dessert. 1.3046 0.04110 174 128 39 7
628 I’m not stupid. That’s not your tongue. 1.3041 0.04625 171 132 26 13
629 I wouldn’t swim for 30 minutes. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
630 Anything show up on the X-ray? 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
631 Does the phrase 'bit off more than I can chew' mean nothing to you? 1.3036 0.04528 168 128 29 11
632 My eyes are nowhere nearly as big as my stomach. 1.3036 0.04201 168 124 37 7
633 So . . . taste like chicken? 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
634 All grass fed,I hope. 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
635 Would madame care for dessert? 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
636 Decided I was gonna start my diet tomorrow 1.3030 0.04249 165 122 36 7
637 I recommend a breath mint before you go home. 1.3029 0.04090 175 129 39 7
638 I guess today’s your cheetah day 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
639 You're a snakeskin belt when it wakes up, Larry. 1.3027 0.04504 185 144 26 15
640 Weird. Did you try his cell? 1.3026 0.04943 152 118 22 12
641 Usually I go Dutch on a first date, but you had the lion's share. 1.3026 0.04150 195 148 35 12
642 Do I have to call you "they" now? 1.3025 0.04883 162 127 21 14
643 How many times do I have to tell you? No yawning during a stampede! 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
644 Your stomach is definitely bigger than your eyes. 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
645 Yes, I have some Tums. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
646 That's fine at home, but not when we're out." 1.3018 0.04180 169 125 37 7
647 That was awesome ! 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
648 I'm going on a diet tomorrow. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
649 The lion was lying down with the lamb, so I ate them both 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
650 I only do paleo. 1.3014 0.04166 146 105 38 3
651 How many times have I told you to chew your food before swallowing.... 1.3011 0.04547 186 146 24 16
652 You certainly took the bull by the horns, didn't you? 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
653 Whole Foods, the only way to go. 1.3010 0.04495 196 155 23 18
654 I assume you were at the new buffet place. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
655 For a very stable genius it has to be the greatest swallow of all time.” 1.3007 0.04915 153 119 22 12
656 Warren Buffett called and is wondering why there is only a bear statue remaining on Wall Street. Do you have any idea what he is talking about? 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
657 It's probably something you ate 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
658 Looks like today was a slow gnus day." 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
659 You know, stripes really would look more slimming on you. 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
660 You’re taller than I expected. 1.3005 0.04044 183 136 39 8
661 Still eating your steak tartar I see. 1.3005 0.04238 193 148 32 13
662 What's the Heimlich Maneuver? 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
663 You’ll never guess who I ran into. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
664 I'm telling you again, plant-based is the only way you're gonna get back into shape! 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
665 Didn’t your mother tell you to constrict your food at least 32 times? 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
666 Making a pig of myself 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
667 I’m at the tail end of dinner 1.3000 0.04309 150 110 35 5
668 I see you’ve had lunch already. 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
669 Ooh, can I have the last bite? 1.2994 0.04614 167 129 26 12
670 It’s the best part. 1.2994 0.04187 157 115 37 5
671 Now what did I tell you about yawning in front of a charging rhino??? 1.2994 0.04377 157 117 33 7
672 We hunt rodents, Clive. What you have there is a major eating disorder. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
673 Congrats — your mouth is now a methane bomb. 1.2989 0.04310 184 141 31 12
674 ...these body modifications are getting out of hand Gary. 1.2988 0.04164 164 121 37 6
675 I can't believe I ate the whole thing 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
676 If that's Pumbaa, you can forget about any role in the Disney sequel. 1.2983 0.04142 181 136 36 9
677 I just gotta remember not to sneeze. 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
678 Pork belly? 1.2979 0.04244 188 144 32 12
679 Once on the lips, forever on the hips 1.2978 0.04550 178 139 25 14
680 Not on a first date. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
681 The diet starts tomorrow 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
682 Jeez ,Frank! Did you even taste it?! 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
683 Talk about fast food! 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
684 How is the paleo diet going? 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
685 I'm not full of bull, YOU are!! 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
686 I guess ‘Here kitty kitty’ worked. 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
687 Please, just grab the tail, and slither backwards as fast as you can! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
688 Now do you believe me when I tell you your eyes are bigger than your stomach? 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
689 That is not what I meant when I said that I was bringing someone over for dinner. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
690 Up for dinner at my place next Spring? 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
691 No, I can't. I just ate. 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
692 I suppose you're passing on dessert..... 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
693 A dinner date with you is always all or nothing. 1.2965 0.04359 172 131 31 10
694 If I guess what it is, can I have the tail? 1.2965 0.04015 199 151 37 11
695 I thought you'd like to know, you've got something in your fangs. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
696 Thanks, I already ate. 1.2963 0.04189 162 120 36 6
697 I am going as a hat this Halloween. 1.2961 0.04457 179 139 27 13
698 I see you've gone whole hog. Let's do lunch, in 90 days. 1.2959 0.04244 196 152 30 14
699 Can I have the end? 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
700 I don’t feel like dinner tonight honey. Maybe next month. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
701 In fairness, he tried to eat me first! 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
702 You really bit off more than you could chew, Hank 1.2957 0.04337 186 144 29 13
703 You'd be surprised how much I make as an AirBNB. But the checkout procedure is rough. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
704 The lion’s share, Harold? Literally? 1.2955 0.04510 176 137 26 13
705 Maybe it was HIS problem-free philosophy, but a snake can only take that Hakuna Matata song for just sooo long! 1.2955 0.05456 132 105 15 12
706 Which TikTok challenge was this again? 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
707 Let’s French kiss. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
708 Obese? No. You’re just a little out of shape. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
709 Stop blaming it on slow metabolism, Scott. If you cared one bit about me and our anniversary dinner tonight, you would have planned accordingly. 1.2951 0.04103 183 138 36 9
710 There's always room for dessert. 1.2951 0.03954 183 136 40 7
711 You haven't seen the lunch I left in the breakroom, have you? It was a warthog. Had my name on it. 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
712 I warned you about the water buffalo. They go straight to your hips. 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
713 You’ve got something stuck in your teeth. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
714 Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like a hat? 1.2945 0.04681 163 127 24 12
715 I said, "Don't HAVE A COW, you idiot! 1.2944 0.04293 180 138 31 11
716 How’s that new spandex skin workin’? 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
717 Today's my cheat day. 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
718 What do you mean, 'no one will notice' ? 1.2941 0.04142 170 127 36 7
719 Tony, it's been three weeks. I think it might be a tumor. 1.2937 0.04397 160 121 31 8
720 No. I have no idea what a Heimlich maneuver is. Why? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
721 You have something stuck in your fangs. 1.2934 0.04012 167 123 39 5
722 Please don’t ruin your appetite - you know we’re having dinner in only two days. 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
723 Personally, I avoid foods that make me shape-shift. 1.2928 0.04344 181 140 29 12
724 And that's why you don't slither with your mouth open. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
725 You got something stuck in your fang. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
726 Care for a digestif? 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
727 You promised to save the tail for me. 1.2921 0.04016 178 133 38 7
728 Don't worry, this will make a great fable someday. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
729 Obviously, I haven't thought this one through! 1.2919 0.04193 161 120 35 6
730 I guess this means no dessert 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
731 I can't pull that off, but in you it looks good. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
732 So today’s your cheat day, huh? 1.2917 0.04574 168 131 25 12
733 You're only going to ruin your dinner. 1.2914 0.04264 151 112 34 5
734 C'mon Frankie, just one more bite. 1.2914 0.04264 151 112 34 5
735 I saved some for you. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
736 So that's what 'having a cow' is like..?? 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
737 You don’t have COVID, it’s probably something you ate. 1.2913 0.04624 127 94 29 4
738 Now who's King of the Jungle? 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
739 So, I guess this means you're not sharing? 1.2909 0.04469 165 127 28 10
740 Luckily, gluttony isn't a sin yet. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
741 I'm on a whole foods diet 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
742 You promised me you were going vegan!! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
743 Going to need a colonoscopy after this 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
744 No, it's slimming, actually. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
745 I told you your eyes were bigger than your stomach, but you wouldn't listen. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
746 Guess? Well, it's not one of the Queen's corgis. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
747 It was tasty, but I know tonight’s gonna be Hakuna Mylanta. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
748 I see the cat has got your tongue. 1.2899 0.04703 169 134 21 14
749 You ate Richard?! 1.2898 0.04196 176 134 33 9
750 I didn't want to worry about supply-chain issues this winter 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
751 ...and you've just been really unhinged lately 1.2896 0.04014 183 138 37 8
752 Taste like chicken, right? 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
753 Your eyes are actually smaller than your stomach 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
754 Finish every bite, or you don’t get dessert. 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
755 Ceci n'est pas une pipe. 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
756 That's gonna go right through you... 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
757 You’re always hiding something from me. 1.2886 0.04183 149 110 35 4
758 What's the cautionary tale you want to pass along? 1.2885 0.04982 156 125 17 14
759 I prefer intermittent feasting 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
760 Could you repeat that? You sound a little horse. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
761 Great. I'm ordering out. You know I hate cooking for one. 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
762 I wonder what happened to my order. 1.2882 0.04527 170 133 25 12
763 It's not about the digestion. It's about the journey. 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
764 I lured them with an apple. 1.2880 0.03899 191 144 39 8
765 I've eaten there. They do wonderful things with pork. 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
766 No honey, it doesn't make your ass look fat. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
767 That's a bunch o' bull 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
768 Hard to tell which one of you is the bigger pig”. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
769 I thought we agreed. Small portions. 1.2874 0.04170 167 126 34 7
770 Didn’t you leave anything for me? 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
771 So I guess your eyes aren’t bigger than your stomach… 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
772 Leave room for dessert??? 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
773 Which food delivery service are you working for now? 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
774 Two words; portion control! 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
775 Do you always have to eat right before we go out? 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
776 Two minutes late, I was two minutes late and you start without me." 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
777 You have a tiger by the tail! 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
778 Grab a hold of this tail, I've got indigestion agan! 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
779 No, lions give me gas. 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
780 Cat food is much better than I thought it would be. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
781 Why,no,it doesn't make you look fat at all. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
782 Eating too much causes inflation. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
783 Got something stuck in your teeth there 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
784 No, I don’t want a bite. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
785 Why do you keep biting off more than you can chew? 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
786 The deli sandwiches are just too big.” 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
787 I brought that for us to share. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
788 You really do look like a hat. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
789 Sick mohawk bro. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
790 Whatever happened to going vegan? 1.2857 0.04265 161 122 32 7
791 As to how, he was drunk. As to why, I was drunk. 1.2857 0.04615 161 126 24 11
792 Hump Day! 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
793 Sure, you’re a big star in those reptiles eating it whole videos but what about me and the kids? 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
794 I said don’t talk with your mouth full. 1.2857 0.04428 175 137 26 12
795 He’s really into me. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
796 Yes, I'm sure I don't want a bite. 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
797 I’m not sure the intermittent fasting is working. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
798 New deli! 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
799 I saved you the best part. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
800 A threesome! I always thought it wouldn't work. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
801 I thought the menu said “boneless.” 1.2841 0.03939 176 132 38 6
802 No, don't swallow the tail! I can make Oxtail soup!". 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
803 Did it come with a toy? 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
804 So he just invited himself in? 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
805 I know you've eaten. I can tell when you're lyin' 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
806 That's a lot to swallow 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
807 I see you stopped for a quick one on the way home... again. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
808 Personally, I've given up dairy. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
809 You look boared. 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
810 The Republicans take longer to digest 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
811 You know,Slick,you really can’t bite off more than you fail to chew. 1.2830 0.04198 159 120 33 6
812 You have something stuck between your teeth. 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
813 Speak up. Cat got your tongue? 1.2828 0.04118 198 155 30 13
814 Mom says wait an hour before you go swimming. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
815 Sometimes you eat the lion. Sometimes the lion eats you. I won this round. 1.2826 0.03903 184 139 38 7
816 I see you broke your fast. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
817 So that’s what you meant when you said you were only having one and coming straight home. 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
818 Aha! So, you're NOT a vegetarian! 1.2824 0.04021 170 128 36 6
819 Wait at least 30 minutes before you go back into the river. 1.2824 0.04273 170 131 30 9
820 You're becoming a boar. 1.2824 0.04190 170 130 32 8
821 I like my meat a little bit roar 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
822 Have you seen George? 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
823 My rattle is not what it was but my appetite hasn’t slowed down. 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
824 Can you come back in a few minutes? We’re at the tail end of our meeting. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
825 Poodle again? You know French food doesn't agree with you. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
826 Dude, didn’t you eat that a week ago? 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
827 I invited Marvin over for dinner! We didn’t even get a chance to talk! 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
828 It will be at least an hour before I can join you for a swim. 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
829 And what did you do about the horns? 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
830 Good heavens, Jack! I thought you were kidding. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
831 Just an appetizer you said. 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
832 I always have a hard time digesting dairy. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
833 Just like this, without any salt? 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
834 I don't know; but he said he is the king of the jungle. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
835 Is that a yak in your sack or are you just glad to see me? 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
836 There was plenty. You could have shared. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
837 You want a mint ?? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
838 I hate leftovers. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
839 You're looking bullish today! 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
840 Looks like you got the Lion's share. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
841 No more sharing; next time we each order our own entrees. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
842 Does this bison make my butt look big? 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
843 I see someone broke their diet 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
844 My swallow is bigger than my bite. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
845 Let me guess . . . the all you can eat buffet! 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
846 You know you’re gonna have stretch marks, right? 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
847 And all I’m saying is your table manners could be better when we go out to dinner with my parents 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
848 That wasn't what I meant when I said you should consume more "gnus". 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
849 I was gonna suggest lunch, but I see you've already eaten. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
850 The food in the fridge is labeled for a reason, Phil. 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
851 Hey Carl want to play hide and seek with us? 1.2798 0.04043 168 127 35 6
852 Lion always makes me bloated. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
853 Huge sale on bacon this week - just $1.99 per pound. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
854 I think you bit off more than you can chew. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
855 I'm subletting. To keep up with inflation. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
856 I didn’t know you wanted any. 1.2793 0.03801 179 134 40 5
857 That’s quite a tale 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
858 I have a tale to tell… 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
859 I like mine with mint jelly. 1.2792 0.04272 154 117 31 6
860 I always heard you were full of bull, but I assumed it meant figuratively. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
861 I binged. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
862 I told you that your big mouth was going to get you in trouble one day. 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
863 keep away from fast food, its bad for your posture ! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
864 Now we know how fattening they really are! 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
865 Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant Death.” John Milton, (1608-1674) 'Paradise Lost 1.2787 0.05492 122 98 14 10
866 Never talk with your mouth full. 1.2785 0.04102 158 119 34 5
867 Looks like you're still into that nose-to-tail thing. 1.2785 0.04294 158 121 30 7
868 You always get the lion's share! 1.2784 0.03921 176 133 37 6
869 So much for “Hakuna Matata.” 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
870 I hate to see you stretched so thin … 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
871 stop eating FAST food 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
872 Race you to the watering hole. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
873 You look stuffed!!! 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
874 How many times have I told you not to hiss with your mouthful! 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
875 So,I guess "I could eat a horse" is a real thing,huh? 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
876 Your eyes are bigger than your body. 1.2778 0.03996 144 106 36 2
877 What happened to your promise to cut back on red meat? 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
878 No one's ever told you, "Don't have a cow"? 1.2778 0.04222 162 124 31 7
879 Yeah so then when you get over the border, you’ll meet Kaznol , he will take you to the hideout …and then just poop it back out … 1.2774 0.04715 155 123 21 11
880 Don't you wish we could use a knife and fork? 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
881 Mom said you always take the lions share. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
882 I couldn't help it . I made a pig of myself 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
883 Oh, fuck! 1.2771 0.04651 166 133 20 13
884 You're going to need a good laxative with this one! 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
885 I can see where this dinner is headed. 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
886 Can you recommend a gastroenterologist? 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
887 What's a matter Maury. . . cat got your tongue? 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
888 Why do I always arrive at the tail end of the action? 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
889 This your first day at Busch Gardens? 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
890 He was charging at me, what else was I supposed to do? 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
891 I think we're beyond trying the Heimlich Maneuver. 1.2761 0.04790 163 132 17 14
892 Diet cheat day? 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
893 Please don’t talk while you chew. I can see everything you’ve eaten. 1.2759 0.04092 145 108 34 3
894 It’s ok, I’m on Atkins. 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
895 No. That ass doesn’t look big in your pants ! 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
896 Your profile said you were a vegetarian 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
897 I told you to make room for dessert 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
898 Head to tail ....all the restaurants are doing it... 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
899 I see you went to the all you can eat buffet again 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
900 Let me guess, American? 1.2754 0.05119 138 111 16 11
901 Would you like fries with that? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
902 That looks great in you! 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
903 What’s for desert? 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
904 No, I haven't eaten yet. Why do you ask? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
905 Most people just eat the wings, but I like the whole buffalo. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
906 You look like the snake that swallowed the cat that swallowed the canary! 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
907 Like Kenny Rogers said "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em" 1.2744 0.03994 164 124 35 5
908 I told you not to bite off more than you can chew. 1.2744 0.04522 164 130 23 11
909 Can we postpone our dinner date for a few weeks? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
910 I see you swallow that load of bull. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
911 Is it noticeable? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
912 Sorry, I can't do the Heimlich thing. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
913 You're right, Joe. Your stomach is definitely bigger than your eyes. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
914 No fair. I was chasing him and you just showed up with your mouth open. 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
915 Whatsa matter...tongue got your cat? 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
916 Got any Tums? 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
917 And to think I rushed over here because Norman said you were unhinged. 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
918 Well, that answers the question ... "Where's the beef?" 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
919 I saved the best part for you, darling. 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
920 Howard, we’re eating dinner in two hours! 1.2733 0.04447 172 137 23 12
921 Bit off more than you can chew, eh? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
922 Next time let’s order separate entrees 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
923 Ssstephen! You can't keep eating the exchange students. 1.2727 0.04414 165 130 25 10
924 Gotta hand it to you,Charlie. When you said,I got this,I had my doubts. 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
925 You got any Bromo? 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
926 Another example of the tail wagging the snake. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
927 Biting off more than you can chew again? 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
928 You always have to go bigger than everyone else, don't you, Larry? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
929 This is not what I meant by getting in shape 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
930 Now, don't go in swimming for at least twenty minutes. 1.2722 0.03878 158 118 37 3
931 Does this Buffalo make my ass look fat? 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
932 Aren't you concerned about your cholesterol? 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
933 See, this is why I prefer smoothies. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
934 Do you know the Heimlich maneuver? 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
935 Really? That’s my favorite part. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
936 Maybe try using it as a flyswatter 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
937 Honey, if you eat the lion, there won't be enough cubs for the rest of our guests. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
938 And this little piggy went "wee, wee, wee, wee" all the way down. 1.2720 0.04307 125 93 30 2
939 Is singing "Circle of Life" or "Hakuna Matata" more appropriate here? 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
940 Taking the bull by the horns is metaphorical, not literal. 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
941 Yeah it’s called Keto. I can eat all the Lions I want as long as I don’t have any bread. 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
942 Are you still eating that? 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
943 Would you like a toothpick? 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
944 Someone looks like the cat that ate the canary. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
945 The cat's got my tongue. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
946 Maybe you should pass on dessert? 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
947 You want a piece of tail? 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
948 Aren’t you lactose intolerant? 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
949 A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, whatever those are. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
950 Told ya. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
951 That’s right, the last bit I heard was, “Wimoweh.” 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
952 Dotty, have you seen my pet wildebeest? 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
953 If that's Mustafa's kid, you're fucked. 1.2708 0.05046 144 117 15 12
954 It’s rude to hiss with your mouth full! 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
955 No such thing as too much bacon. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
956 Too late for me to grab the tiger by the tail? 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
957 Hakuna Matata? I bet he's worried now. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
958 Not exactly what I thought you meant when you said you wanted some tail. 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
959 It needs a little something 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
960 You caught me at the tail end of lunch. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
961 You know what they say, ‘in like a lion…’ 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
962 Can't say that I've seen him, sorry 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
963 Darn it! I always arrive right at the tail end of the buffet. 1.2701 0.04209 137 103 31 3
964 Next time, let's just order one to share. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
965 Looks like you are at the tail end of the meal. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
966 It ruined my ‘perfect’ 36-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-36 figure but screw that patriarchal bullsh*t. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
967 Is that the paleo diet wagging her tail?? 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
968 I know you ate the last one, just admit it. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
969 Ya know that crazy warthog? He didn’t think I could swallow all of him. Guess who believes me now? 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
970 You’re gonna need some fiber with that load. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
971 I think you have something in your teeth. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
972 Not tonight. I have a headache. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
973 Narnia won't be happy. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
974 This is why we never dine out. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
975 Am I too late for dinner? 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
976 I know, but calories you eat slithering don't count. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
977 All I really wanted was the tail, but he wouldn't turn around. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
978 It must be nice knowing what you'll have for dinner the next three weeks. 1.2686 0.03986 175 135 33 7
979 Babe, that's Babe! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
980 How many times have I told you not to talk when the food's still in your mouth? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
981 You really need to think before you order "all you can eat". 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
982 Try alka-seltzer 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
983 Ooooo! MGM is going to sue your ass! 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
984 I take it that you won't care to go for lunch with me for at least a week 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
985 So that's a 'no' on the toothpick? 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
986 My doctor said to stop eating processed foods 1.2680 0.03935 153 115 35 3
987 I thought you had given up beef. 1.2679 0.03912 168 128 35 5
988 Don’t have a cow, man. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
989 Wait for me! I’m at the tail-end of my lunch”. 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
990 I guess the buffet is out? 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
991 Talk about the quintessential glutton for punishment. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
992 Dear, do you have any idea where the cat is?" "Nope, no a clue. 1.2676 0.04989 142 115 16 11
993 Why do you always get the lion's share? 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
994 Right, king of the jungle. 1.2676 0.04989 142 115 16 11
995 Can't join you for dinner tonight -- I had a big lunch. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
996 Want me to get your Tums? 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
997 I know,he said "don't have a cow," but it actually seemed like a good idea. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
998 You are not long enough for your appetite. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
999 You lasted as a vegan for all of two hours? 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
1000 Hey, did you eat the last water buffalo? 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1001 Don't complain to me if you're up all night with indigestion 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1002 Given the climate change flooding predictions, I went with the retractable sail option 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
1003 You are so full of it, Jimothy. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1004 What do you mean you didn't know it was my lunch? I wrote my name right on that boar. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1005 When I invited you over for dinner, I didn't expect you to eat the guest of honor. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1006 Oh,you found something gnu. 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
1007 You could have invited me to lunch. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
1008 I think you misheard me, dude, I said "DON'T have a cow. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1009 You need to wait twenty minutes before diving into the swamp. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1010 Looks like you saved the best part for last. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1011 Try flossing again. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1012 Yeah, "King of Beasts" - blah, blah, blah... 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
1013 I suppose dessert is out of the question.... 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
1014 That’s going to be one impressive hairball. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1015 Cheetah day? 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1016 Finish you dinner or no dessert. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1017 No dessert until you finish your dinner. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1018 The fridge broke. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1019 You deserved the lion's share. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1020 Embrace your inner lion was a metaphor. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1021 Holy cow! I can't believe I ate the whole thing. 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
1022 You ate it?! I was saving that for the Pendery's potluck dinner on Friday. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1023 Hair of the dog? 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1024 God says you need to give back Eve. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1025 I just don't have those issues with a plant-based diet. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
1026 Does this warthog make me look fat? 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1027 So I really think free-range makes a difference... 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1028 This is how I get through intermittent fasting. 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
1029 I thought we were trying to be better about chewing our food 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1030 Would you mind? I''ve been waiting all day to get a piece of tail." 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1031 I saw it first! 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1032 You just have to stop stuffing yourself, Kevin! 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1033 I liked it better the other way. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1034 Ironically, he was singing Hakuna Matata 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
1035 That explains the aftertaste. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1036 We'll never lose the invasive tag if their house pets keep disappearing like that. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1037 Hey, don't have a cow, man! 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1038 You look like the snake who ate the cat who ate the canary. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1039 Turn it around and it will fit perfectly. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1040 I guess I’ll have the chicken. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
1041 I just ate something that didn’t agree with me. 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
1042 Is my breath OK? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1043 I warned you about yawning during a stampede. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1044 They told me it was free if I could finish it in an hour. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1045 How many times have I told you, don't have a cow. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1046 Does lion also taste like chicken? 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1047 Cat’s out of the bag? 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
1048 Save room for a breath mint. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1049 You know I can tell when you snack before dinner! 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1050 Mom’s gonna be pissed you ate dessert before dinner.” 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1051 Want a breath mint? 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
1052 There was only one piece left, I swear 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1053 I thought you were lactose intolerant. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1054 So, what's gnu? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1055 It’s no wonder you have trouble making friends. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1056 Well it is Monday and I was boared. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1057 I told you not to have a cow! 1.2625 0.04013 160 123 32 5
1058 What makes you think I've seen your lunch? 1.2625 0.04297 160 126 26 8
1059 Does this heifer make me look fat? 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
1060 I save the tail for dessert. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1061 You couldn't save me a piece? 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1062 I told you to order off the kids menu. 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
1063 I floss after every meal, too! 1.2622 0.04136 164 128 29 7
1064 A little tail of the dog … 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1065 I’m bulking 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1066 No swimming for 30 days now. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1067 Your colon is going to be really sorry about this. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1068 Don’t you hate it when that happens. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1069 I told you midterm’s would be hard to swallow. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1070 How many times do I have to tell you: bison, not buffalo! 1.2612 0.04093 134 101 31 2
1071 I said, no snacks before dinner! 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1072 Are you getting enough fiber? 1.2609 0.04153 138 105 30 3
1073 You know, whole milk doesn't mean you have to swallow the whole cow. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1074 Would you like to take a look at the dessert tray? 1.2609 0.04024 138 104 32 2
1075 What's the matter, tongue got your cat? 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1076 You're supposed to share BEFORE you eat. 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1077 You know, I tried the plant-based stuff, but I found it a little hard to swallow. 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1078 Let me bite his tail, may be he'll get out the other way. 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1079 I meant big in a body positivity way..really 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
1080 That’s the last time I order rare steak from *that* place. 1.2606 0.04202 142 109 29 4
1081 George, I really can't understand a single word you're saying. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1082 Conspicuous Consumption, Very tacky. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
1083 ...I'm the kind of friend that would tell you if you had something stuck in your theet! 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1084 Didn't you say you were having guests over for dinner?" "Yes, I had my guest and my dinner! 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1085 I'm afraid the worst part is still coming. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1086 Enough with rattling, you "tattletail"! 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1087 WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO YOU, Henry?! 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1088 Turns out, buffaloes don't even have wings. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1089 That was supposed to last us both for 3 days! 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1090 What? It’s my cheetah day. 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
1091 I’d have a doctor look at that tongue. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1092 Diet coke please 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1093 I said, Read the Little Prince. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1094 Ahem, I've got a frog - or something - in my throat. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1095 How many times doI have to tell you to chew your food!!1 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
1096 I guess our dinner date is off, then. 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
1097 So would you say it’s more a tail of triumph or regret? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1098 I got bored with being a vegan. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1099 You're making a pig of yourself. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
1100 Okay, so your diet starts tomorrow? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
1101 That's not pigging out, that's pigging in 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1102 You have become unhinged again! 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1103 I'm full , can you help me finish this? 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1104 I've always said your eyes are too big for your stomach. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1105 If you can't join 'em, eat 'em. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1106 Gluten-free? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1107 You gonna eat that? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1108 You did it again...just before we go out to a nice dinner. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1109 There's a little food on your lip. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1110 Little Prince my ass! 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1111 No, Larry, you’re not choking - you’re full of bull. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1112 Don't talk with your body full! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1113 Gain one more ounce Ed and we're through. I mean it! 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1114 What tall tail will come out of your mouth next? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1115 I say that's a load of bull. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1116 looks like you bit off more than you can chew. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1117 I got same day delivery through Amazon Fresh! 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1118 The tail's the best part. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1119 I don't give tongue 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1120 I avoided an argument, but it still disagrees with me. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1121 You went to that new nose-to-tail restaurant, didn’t you? 1.2575 0.04411 167 135 21 11
1122 Pig!? 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1123 Can you guess the notable person I’ve swallowed in six clues or fewer 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1124 I can’t understand a thing you are saying. Swallow your food before you start talking. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1125 People say 'snake in the grass' like it's a bad thing! 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1126 'I am no longer a vegan' 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1127 Are you just lion around again? 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1128 Ooh, so when you said, 'don't have a cow,' you meant that literally. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1129 If it's alright with you I'm going to use the bathroom first. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1130 I thought we were going vegan this month! 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
1131 Just send it back . . . 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
1132 My eyeth were bigger than my thumick. 1.2568 0.04993 148 123 12 13
1133 you should really get that lump checked out 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1134 Good luck getting into the wedding gown tomorrow! 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1135 Bullshit is hard to digest 1.2566 0.04714 152 124 17 11
1136 It looked more romantic during Lady and the Tramp. 1.2564 0.04626 156 127 18 11
1137 Well, shut my mouth! 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1138 I always thought you were spineless. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1139 Your midnight snacks are getting out of hand 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1140 Aren’t those supposed to eat us? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1141 Do you think this will pass as ' the camel hump'. I wanted to keep the costume simple for Halloween this year 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1142 Tails! You're it! 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
1143 Have you seen my dog? 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1144 Did you even taste that? 1.2562 0.04154 121 91 29 1
1145 Know how to do a Heimlich? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1146 Could it be the end of the tale? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1147 Look habibi, only the blood is haram 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1148 Not hungry because you swallowed a pig? Honestly Charlie, sometimes I think you're intentionally avoiding dinner with Marge and I. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1149 God, I wish I could chew! 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1150 Hmm…Can you give me just one more hint? 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1151 No don't tell me - you've taken up painting? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1152 Boar d'oeuvres 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1153 You must be a Trumpist! 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
1154 Do you think it makes me look more dangerous? 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1155 Well at least I got here in time for the tail end. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1156 You're taking the Leo part of the Paleo diet very seriously. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1157 For goodness sake, don’t talk while you’re jaw is dislocated. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1158 How’s that vegan diet going? 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
1159 Just tell them “Whiskers” ran away from home, ok? 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
1160 Do you happen to know the Heimlich Maneuver? 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
1161 Was it something you ate?" 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1162 Did you have to go whole hog? 1.2553 0.04870 141 115 16 10
1163 Let's put off the swimming for a half-hour. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1164 Once again, you're full of bull... 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1165 Who knew Trump had a tail. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1166 The food is OK here, but they really overdo it on the portions. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1167 Olley Olley ox in me. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1168 This is why we go to counselling. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1169 Just walk it off. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1170 If I hear 'where's the beef'' one more time, I'm going to scream! 1.2547 0.04517 161 131 19 11
1171 Wassamatta? Cat got your tongue? 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
1172 I said, 'are you going to eat all that?'...never mind. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1173 Told you you can have your cat and eat it too 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
1174 you speak with hairy tongue 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1175 You look taller. 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1176 I’m full. You’re safe. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1177 You'll have to shed that skin it will never return to normal you know. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1178 Glad I wore my extra-stretchy skin today. 1.2541 0.04286 122 93 27 2
1179 How was the Buffet?" 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1180 It was a Pekingese. I'll be hungry again in an hour. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1181 No leftovers!?! 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1182 That is not water weight. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1183 When the waiter asked me how I wanted my steak I said “I like it so rare it moos.” 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
1184 Major tryptophan, Dude! 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1185 Do you have any time to chew the fat? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1186 My lunch was clearly marked, Steve. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1187 So, tastes like chicken, right? 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1188 I thought that was just a metaphor. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1189 Nice tongue, show off. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1190 I see you're going whole hog as usual. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1191 I'm happy to see you're staying away from junk food. 1.2536 0.03992 138 105 31 2
1192 What I said was "whole hog!" 1.2535 0.04052 142 109 30 3
1193 They go straight to the hips. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
1194 No thanks. I'm watching my figure. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1195 He was just lion around, so we got together for lunch. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1196 Now you've gone and spoiled your dinner. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1197 It could always be worse,that happened to me once with a skunk 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1198 You were right. It's who you are on the inside. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
1199 Is that a hyena in your belly, or are you just happy to see me? 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
1200 I'm serious. Don't go swimming for at least an hour. 1.2530 0.04070 166 131 28 7
1201 Eaten anyone good today? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1202 They say it's healthier if you eat it head first." 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1203 Be prepared for some real bulls#!t. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1204 Tongue got your cat? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1205 It’s not cheating if it was in self-defense. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1206 Portions were great, quality was so-so. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1207 Pepto Bison? 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1208 your going to have a heck of a hair ball 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
1209 I was boared 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1210 In general, it's better to eat them before they eat you. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1211 What's Gnu with you? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1212 Need a box for the tail? 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1213 I admire your confidence. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1214 Learn to eat with your mouth closed.... 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1215 Wait, were you hungry too? 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1216 Let’s play guess what I ate for dinner? 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1217 You definitely bit off more than you could chew 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1218 Once again, you bit off more than you can chew. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
1219 Dude, I know inflation makes it tempting to eat in bulk, but rhinos are endangered bruh. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1220 How's the diet going? 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1221 You could have asked for a doggy bag. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1222 At the tail end of your dinner? 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1223 I went "full boar!" 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1224 Yeah, but the Dromedaries only take a week to digest. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1225 Lip-smacking good, eh? 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1226 Have you seen Fluffy? I can't find him anywhere. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1227 Isn't there an easier way to get your daily calcium? 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1228 Some things are tough to swallow ! 1.2517 0.04225 151 119 26 6
1229 Have you seen Ethyl anywhere. We were supposed to meet for a date. 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
1230 No, I don't want to guess what you had for dinner. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1231 You really have made a pig of yourself this time, Walter. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
1232 Sorry, guess it'll only be the two of us for lunch. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1233 A two-minute warning before you poop. That's all I ask. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1234 At the time the "all you can eat" buffet seemed like a good idea 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1235 May I have the leftover? 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1236 That lion was really sleeping tonight. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1237 I see only one of us was serious about the diet. 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
1238 Good luck with that. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1239 I was also into slow food. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1240 A lion? C'mon, you're full of it. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1241 Your lucky, when I overeat all the weight goes to my hips. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1242 And what am I suppose to do while you just lie around in the pit all week? 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1243 I thought you said you were eating less on on paleo. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1244 Could we reschedule dinner for sometime next week? 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1245 But why did you swallow the fly? 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1246 My diet begins tomorrow. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1247 Too soon for dessert? 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1248 A little bull goes a long way 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1249 OK, so you got a tiger by its tail, now what? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1250 This doesn’t count as intermittent fasting. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1251 It was easy. He was sleeping 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1252 This time you’re literally full of bull. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1253 Whole hog? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1254 Imagine if we had to chew? 1.2500 0.03763 152 116 34 2
1255 Today was a cheat day. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1256 Are you sure you didn’t eat my leftovers? 1.2500 0.03999 164 129 29 6
1257 Oh for god’s sake, Jeff! Now you’ll never fit into your tux! 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1258 I always get tails… 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1259 Inflation has us all buying in bulk. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1260 I’m intermittent fasting so it’s fine 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1261 It’s mostly water weight. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1262 Yep, you got the loin's share, alright. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1263 Yeah, but you’ll be hungry again in an hour. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1264 You really should get that looked at. 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
1265 you're gonna tell me another tall tail, aren't you. 1.2483 0.03979 145 112 30 3
1266 No man, I haven't seen Brian for ages. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1267 I'm not really sure...I'm clueless when it comes to mammals. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1268 Nose-to-tail? Aren’t we trendy? 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
1269 I told you not to eat the whole thing! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1270 I think Bart was right when he said “Don’t have a cow, man.” 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1271 This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to get some tail. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1272 I ssssuper-ssssized! 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1273 Thanks, but I just ate. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1274 You wouldn’t happen to have a Tums would ya? 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1275 I'm on the Whole 30-ton diet 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1276 You've got a piece of dinner on your lip. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1277 Any luck with the intermittent fasting? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1278 Can I please snack on that little tail you couldn’t finish? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1279 Guess who's king of the jungle now! 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1280 Aren't we supposed to chew our food? 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1281 It's not just tonight, things have felt out of balance for awhile now. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1282 No I have not eaten. Why do you ask? 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1283 I don’t think that’s how you milk it. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1284 you ate? We're invited to dinner. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1285 I’m going as a turtle for Halloween. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1286 No, of course I didn’t start without you! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1287 New haircut? 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1288 Heads I win. Tails you lose ! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1289 Now you aren’t going to have any appetite for dinner! 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1290 I may have bitten more than I can swallow 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1291 All I wanted from you was a piece of tail anyway.” 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1292 Your eyes were bigger than your stomach, weren't they? 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1293 I took your advice and grabbed the bull by the horns. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1294 Uhm..You have a little food stuck in your teeth. 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
1295 Have you seen Angus? 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1296 Housebroken? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1297 I said we should HOST the neighbors for dinner 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1298 There is no denying it. I know you ate the whole thing. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1299 This can't have a good ending. 1.2467 0.03893 150 116 31 3
1300 So are we really pregnant? 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1301 Oh, I see you had lunch without me today. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1302 Next time I’ll order the fish. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1303 I got a cat! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1304 have you seen that boar i was saving for breakfast? 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1305 It will still disagree with you after you eat it. 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1306 Any tail tales to tell? 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1307 "You have a quite a tail to tell. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1308 Yes, it does taste like chicken. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1309 No dessert until you finish every last bit. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1310 I think you bit off more than you could chew 1.2463 0.04162 134 104 27 3
1311 YES, I've just swallowed all his bullshit. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1312 There was a time in our relationship when you shared. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1313 You’ve got reflux again? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1314 Nice hat, Little Prince. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1315 That's going to spoil your dinner, Phil. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1316 Julia Child recommends throwing it in a blender first. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1317 Didn't your mother tell you to chew your food? 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1318 Looks like you have a tail to tell. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1319 I see you're all ready for winter. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1320 I guess it's too late to share. 1.2459 0.04247 122 94 26 2
1321 No Gladys, at this moment I'm not in the mood for a piece of tail. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1322 I think Saint-Exupéry meant it as a metaphor though. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1323 I know,I know ...a moment on the lips, a life time on the hips. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1324 I'm putting my own spin on Turducken 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1325 Thanks for the invitation but I've already eaten...... 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1326 No room for dessert, eh? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1327 How's that keto diet working out for you? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1328 Monty, you promised me you’d stick with vegan! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1329 That was for our guests. Now I have to go get another one. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1330 I used to do that until I had a gastric bypass. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1331 I feel like such a pig! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1332 Expect bullshit any moment 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
1333 Don’t worry about the horns, it’s the butter fat that will get you. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1334 As you can see, the diet isn’t going so well. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1335 It’s always the same - your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
1336 I see you won't be wanting dessert. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1337 I smell a rat. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1338 You really need to start practicing portion control... 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1339 What can I say? I’m a sucker for barbecue. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1340 This last bit's for dessert later. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1341 Eating buffalo makes you look fat. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1342 You're a lock for Nathan's Hot Dog Competition. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1343 And yet when I'm in the mood, you always tell tell me, 'It's too big for my mouth.' 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
1344 I’m off carbs 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1345 Just be honest with me. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1346 I haven't seen the Lee's kitty and neither have you! 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1347 That's got heartburn written all over it. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1348 Really? By the horns? I though it was just an expression! 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1349 Hair of the dog” doesn’t feel so good right now 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1350 No, I didn’t eat your lunch 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1351 This was fun. Let's do it again in 2-3 months. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1352 I only took one bite. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1353 Dang it, George, you promised not to eat the last one! 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1354 It’s just a moo point now. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1355 Did you see a pig run by? 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
1356 You are still on the Atkins diet I see. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1357 Say what you want, that's a lot to swallow. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1358 I see that you are saving the best for last. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1359 Didn’t we agree that it’s Meatless Monday ? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1360 You were late so I started without you. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
1361 I don't understand it. My boss said he was coming for dinner. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1362 A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
1363 ...and for dessert? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1364 I'll be honest Steve, I think you're going a bit overboard for your 'Little Prince' Halloween Costume. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1365 I honestly have no idea where you’re pet warthog is. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
1366 You’re lion to me, again? 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1367 'Hey, wanna paint?!' 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1368 You haven’t seen Farmer Ted’s missing calf, by any chance? 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1369 I get mine deboned.” 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1370 Too much gluten. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1371 She hissed at me. I'm still angry. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1372 You want fries with that? 1.2424 0.04041 132 102 28 2
1373 Well, how am I supposed to milk her now? 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1374 Wonder if I can pull it back out. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1375 No, I am NOT willing to split the bill! 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1376 You eat the tail, too? 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1377 You are what you eat, which means I'm a rhinoceros. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1378 No thanks, I’m trying to watch my figure. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1379 Be sure to floss. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1380 Have you eaten something that disagrees with you? 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1381 I'll be back in a week, if you're ready to move again. 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
1382 Honey! That was supposed to be for Sunday night dinner! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1383 I warned you, Frank: tail first. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1384 I said halve it, not have it. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1385 You're such a snake! Why didn't you save me any?! 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1386 I said DON’T have a cow, man! 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1387 I don’t recommend the snapping turtle. They come back up on you. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1388 I said I wouldn’t let him run again. 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
1389 All this time I thought being hungry enough to eat a horse was just a saying... 1.2411 0.04602 141 115 18 8
1390 Size matters. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1391 It’s the tail. You want it? 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
1392 Have you considered chewing? 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1393 They say the last great jungle boar roams these parts. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1394 You need to go. One of the best meals I’ve ever had. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1395 That should be good for six months and a couple of molts. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1396 You got something stuck on your teeth 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1397 Sorry I took so long, I was powdering my nose. Shall we order? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1398 Yeah… I’’m pretty sure that’s not an impossible burger. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1399 I thought we were gonna go halfsies. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1400 Seriously, I think this time you’ve bit off more than you can poo. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1401 So you did take the bull by the horns. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1402 I like a tasty warthog as much as the next guy, but I just can’t eat a whole one. 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1403 I don't care is your eyes are bigger than your stomach. You have to eat it all, including the tail 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1404 Sometimes I have trouble believing that you're really vegan. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1405 The Robertsons are going to know you snacked before their dinner party. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1406 I heard you made a quite a pig of yourself at the luau. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1407 You know I hate it when you talk with food in your mouth. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1408 What cat? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1409 Keto doesn’t seem to be working for me. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1410 No thanks,I don’t have a bit of room for dessert. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1411 Try not to yawn when they stampede. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1412 When I said dinner was a tie and tails event, that's not what I meant! 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1413 I can't believe I ate the thing whole. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1414 Maybe that mouse appetizer was a mistake? 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1415 I just ate too much and now I feel like a total cow. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1416 But who was he going to vote for? 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1417 A little earthy at the finish… 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
1418 Oh boy, that’s going to give you some roaring indigestion later! 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1419 The elephants were just too filling. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1420 Have you eaten yet? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1421 I think you passed the "eat by" date about a week ago. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1422 Oh great–now what am I going to serve at my bunco party? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1423 You know we have dinner reservations at 6:15 right? 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
1424 You're going to regret that big meal right before bedtime. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1425 Looks like someone fed you a bunch of bull. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1426 I think you're lyin' 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1427 You’re talking with your mouth full again, honey. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1428 Don’t try to kiss me with cat breath 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1429 No way! I'm not gonna pull on that. 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1430 I don’t mean to be rude Gary, but you’ve got something in your teeth 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1431 Damn protein shakes 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1432 Don't slither with your mouth full. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1433 Hey you look different somehow... Wait a minute, did you put some hair growth formula on your forked tongue? 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1434 Don't pretend like you didn't already eat! And we're going to my parents house for dinner tonight! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1435 Ugh, Carl, your been eating like, a pig. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1436 " How was Pamplona?" 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1437 Sure, I could eat. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1438 I guess this means you won't be taking me out to dinner tonight for my birthday. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1439 Don't you know it's rude to eat lion down? 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1440 You moron,have you not considered the political consequences of eating the King of the Jungle? 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1441 No, that looks good in you! 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1442 Be sure to avoid swimming for at least 30 minutes. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1443 I think its time for you to shed a few pounds 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1444 Darn it, Seymour, I told you to chew your food! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1445 No dessert until you finish everything on your palate. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1446 I swear I ordered you buffalo wings, not baby buffalo! 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1447 Can I have a bit of tail? 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1448 This isn't the answer to your problems. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1449 Wildebeests and watering holes, a match made in heaven if you ask me! 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1450 Did you just eat a lion or Dolly Parton ? 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
1451 Do you happen to have an antacid? 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1452 Got milk? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1453 Do you have a long tale to tell? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1454 I'll always Remember the Mane 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1455 You have a little something on your lip. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1456 Happiness is a warm puppy. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
1457 I told you not to fill up on the breadsticks! 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1458 Something’s different, what’s gotten into you? 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1459 ' Stuffed" happens. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1460 I think I'll just have the soup and salad...I'm not that hungry now. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1461 Seems like a lot of bull to me" 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
1462 I told you a camel was too big. 1.2374 0.04519 139 113 19 7
1463 Was that today? I’m sorry I already ate 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
1464 That doesn't look like ox-tail soup. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1465 Now THAT'S a lot of Bull! 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1466 Looks like the cat got your tongue. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1467 My doctor says I need more protein 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1468 Nose to tail eating is all the rage. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1469 I dunno about ‘King of the Jungle,’ but it is a little rich. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1470 You decided to bring a carry on?” 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1471 Back on the Atkins, I see 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1472 I only asked you to swallow your pride. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1473 I know you can't talk right now but you can still listen to me talk about my problems. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1474 If I remember correctly, I wrap my no arms around your not chest...try coughing. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1475 The lion sleeps tonight! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1476 Sorry, no tongues for me on the first date. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1477 A lion? That's a tall tail. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1478 I regret offering you a bite. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1479 ..and that’s not the end of the tale, is it? 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1480 King of the Jungle, my ass! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1481 Battle of the Bulge redux, I see. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1482 Does this goat make my butt look big? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1483 Bro...now you're just showin' off. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1484 Aren't you going to share? 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1485 I’m glad you shaved off his mane before you swallowed him. I’ve heard that long fur can cause bowel issues. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
1486 Did 23andMe help explain things? 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1487 I told you there was something chasing that mouse! 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1488 Junior, you know you don't get dessert unless you eat ALL of your dinner. 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
1489 God, you are such a pig. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1490 You told me it was just a frog in your throat. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1491 I was just yawning and in he walked. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1492 I think you should puke and rally 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1493 I wasn’t being literal when I said others are impressed by what’s on the inside , rather than the outside . 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1494 Yeah I’m trying to bulk up too. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
1495 All bodies are beautiful... and this one is particularly delicious 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
1496 Cat got your tongue? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1497 It's supposed to be "Pin the tail on the donkey" 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1498 That's the last time I let you take my chihuahua for a walk! 1.2353 0.05162 119 99 12 8
1499 So it’s true what they say – your body can have any shape you want; it all comes down to your diet." Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1500 Will you able to digest yourself back to a beach body by next summer? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1501 You’re a glutten for punishment ! 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1502 You always "eat with your eyes," Herbert. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1503 What tail? That's my tongue. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1504 I didn't think you would literally do it. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1505 Hang on! I know the Heimlich! 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1506 i don't know what you ate, but it's doing nothing for your figure. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1507 You said bison would be healthier! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1508 Thanks for keeping dinner warm for me! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1509 So I guess you read Le Petit Prince? 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1510 Ugh that’s gross, Frank. Stop talking with your mouth full. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1511 He really hissed me off! 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1512 I'm lying down with the lion. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1513 I bet that you can't finish a pastrami sandwich from Katz's delicatessen. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1514 I'm not an idiot, Stanley. I know you're not a hat! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1515 I thought we’d go for a slither, but I see you’re too occupied. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1516 You said you weren't hungry 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1517 But the tail is the best part! 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1518 Sarah, do you have something you want to tell me? 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1519 Did you honestly think that I wouldn’t notice that you ate the whole thing yourself? 1.2344 0.04073 128 100 26 2
1520 It wasn't me. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1521 Did you swallow a mammal, or are you glad to see me? 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1522 It's ok,it was free range. 1.2342 0.04038 111 85 26 0
1523 I win! You couldn’t eat the whole thing. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1524 Do I get another guess? 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1525 Why so quiet, dear? Cat got your tongue? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1526 The tail to tell 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1527 In a china shop is nothing. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1528 Next time, we’re going out for small bites. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1529 I told you it wouldn't taste like chicken! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1530 Remember, you're also entitled to ONE trip to the salad bar. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1531 you speak with forked tail 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1532 I'm taking a week off. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1533 No swimming for 30 minutes. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1534 97...98...99...100!  "Coming, ready or not!" 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1535 He mmouldn’t shtop singing ‘at a-weem-oh-weh shong. 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
1536 Are you sure that's Kosher? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1537 Keto diet? 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1538 Have you tried the pumpkin spice? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1539 Octuplets... 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1540 No thanks! I'm a vegetarian. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1541 I’ll give you some privacy. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1542 You're just as much of a pig as he was. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1543 I wish people would understand that we're the ones who actually invented intermittent fasting. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1544 should I try the heimlich maneuver? 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1545 Have you tried coughing it up? 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
1546 You got THAT from Jenny Craig?! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1547 No one is impressed at your constant display of conspicuous consumption 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1548 Thanks for saving some for me 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1549 Go ahead, start without me. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1550 Now, how exactly am I supposed to do the Heimlich maneuver without arms? 1.2326 0.04735 129 106 16 7
1551 The doctor told you… three small meals a day, not one big meal a month. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1552 Small snake syndrome. Been there. 1.2326 0.04861 129 107 14 8
1553 Is that my paintbrush? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1554 When you say you haven't seen the neighbors' dog, I think you're telling me a tale. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1555 I hope that was a burp. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1556 Have you seen that quadraped ? We are having a race and you were the finish line 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1557 He's the king of feasts now. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1558 You already ate the wildebeest, so I guess I'll choose truth. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1559 Back from the safari? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1560 Maybe next time you should just have an oxtail soup. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1561 Chew better. And stop talking with your mouth full! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1562 Sorry, but that's NOT what I call taking the lion's share 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
1563 You the man 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1564 They don't call me Stretch for nothin'! 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1565 When are you having your colonoscopy? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1566 Yes, I think it makes your butt look big. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1567 See, this is why I gave up beef. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1568 Yes, I can believe you ate the whole thing! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1569 You need to declutter. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1570 Who's king of the jungle now? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1571 Not a big Michael Pollan fan, eh! 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1572 I swear that tail thing will make me go vegetarian. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1573 You've got something between your teeth. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1574 I hear nose-to-tail dining is all the rage these days. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1575 So, curiosity did kill the cat? 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1576 You must rein in your diet. This one is still hunting for truffles. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1577 I had him at hello. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1578 I don’t think many people at the halloween party will understand the hat reference 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1579 When Ted said you had no gag flex, he wasn't kidding. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
1580 You’ve got a tiger by the tail it’s plain to see. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1581 I needed some hair of the dog. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1582 Your stomach is bigger than your eyes. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1583 Yes, water buffalo calf DOES make you look fat. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1584 Hank, I tell you this as your friend - you're getting serious boar belly. Maybe cut back on the pork? 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1585 Watching you eat makes me want to go vegan. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1586 I recommend the wild boar. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1587 Bob! Eating the bull wouldn’t stop a bull market. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1588 Con Leche? 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
1589 I didn’t think this through… 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1590 You know, i think i’d like a salad. 1.2308 0.04151 104 80 24 0
1591 That’s New York for you. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1592 Smart way to floss! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1593 I think you are taking this whole Fasting/Indulgence thing too far. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1594 I typically find the tail the toughest part. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1595 Would you like a napkin? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1596 The brutal indigestion you’ll get from that is instant karma. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1597 You’re going to need to eat more fiber. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1598 At least it’s organic” 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1599 It’s not what you think! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1600 You promised me we'd have dinner together tonight. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1601 Heads and tails. I win. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1602 I mean, you don’t not look like a hat 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1603 I like what you've done with your hair 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1604 If you tell me it tastes like chicken, I’ll know it’s bull. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1605 I think I am blessed with a much faster metabolism. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1606 Welcome to East Meadow. Anything to declare? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1607 Portion control has never been my strength 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
1608 Pepto? 1.2296 0.04695 135 112 15 8
1609 Is that a tiger in your tank? 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1610 So what is this 'chewing' I keep hearing about 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1611 Lose your dentures again? 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1612 Didn't you get enough tail yesterday? 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1613 Luckily for you, it won't go straight to your thighs. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1614 I actually just cut red meat out, otherwise I would have loved to have a Lady and the Tramp moment with you. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1615 These cats make a deadly oversimplification between non-poisonous and harmless. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1616 You such a pig, Bruce 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1617 I thought that we agreed to cut back on red meat. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1618 That’s one way to stop them from charging. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1619 You knew my mother was making lasagne tonight, didn't you? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1620 Curious George, in a lion costume for Halloween. Surprisingly, he WAS a good little monkey. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1621 We agreed on a vegan diet. 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
1622 Hey, Phil - have you seen my emotional-support warthog? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1623 It's the last one I swear! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1624 You should chew 50 times before swallowing! 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
1625 Hey, we were supposed to do lunch! 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1626 Oh Oscar! Now you'll never be able to fit into that new skin for the party! 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1627 It's the parallelogram of life. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1628 I thought you were feline-intolerant! 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1629 A moment on the lips; your colon slowly rips. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1630 Sorry I'm late, did you order yet? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1631 Game on! 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1632 Cat got your tongue again? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1633 They say in your lifetime at least a dozen of them will crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1634 I’m going to need Pepto Bismol plus plus! 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1635 I have no idea where he is! 1.2281 0.04139 114 89 24 1
1636 The diet's going well, why do you ask? 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1637 What's up . . .your tongue got the cat? 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1638 Does this make my ass look big? 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1639 This is "low carb", right? 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1640 Ya, it's the tail end of my Keto diet. 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1641 Did you have lunch without me? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1642 Your dating profile said you are a vegan... 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1643 I was supposed to meet my friend here. Have you seen him? Pointy ears, humped back, tufted tail... 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1644 The airline was going to charge me a fortune for an extra bag but I managed to do this. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1645 You look like a hat! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1646 I think its more than GERD 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1647 He started it. 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1648 Omeprazole. Try Omeprazole. 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1649 Is that the tail end of a king-sized meal? 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1650 That’s quite a mouthful! 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1651 Yeah, my eyes were a little bigger than my stomach. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1652 We’re snakes. We ALWAYS bite off more than we can chew. 1.2273 0.04014 110 85 25 0
1653 But how do we really know it was grass fed? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1654 You sure did take on a mouthful! 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1655 It's not my fault I never saw "Lady and the Tramp"... 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
1656 So let me get this straight. You put the lime in the coconut,and then what? 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
1657 Don’t worry! I know the Heimlich maneuver! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1658 Rare medium… but mostly rare. Pretty rare… rare. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1659 'Hakuna matata'? Strange last words. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1660 We're not splitting the check. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1661 The Little Prince needed me to model for his drawing of a hat 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1662 No dear,I didn’t snack before dinner. Why do you ask? 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1663 Ok, but no slithering for at least an hour." 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1664 It's not that I doubt your ability to eat a cow, it's just that I find it a bit hard...to swallow. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1665 I agree, it’s much easier if you don’t grab it by the tail first 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1666 If I chew, it messes with my intermittent fasting! 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1667 You’ve got to eat the tail too or you lose the bet. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1668 Oh please, you think I can't tell when you have cheated on your diet? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1669 So who is the king of the jungle now? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1670 You’ll swallow anything! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1671 You could have had a V8. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1672 Ah! The tail tells the quarry! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1673 Yeah, I allow myself a cheat meal every now and then, but otherwise am totally plant-based.” 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1674 Do you have anything to drink? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1675 Who ate the last mammal in the fridge?! “nwot mwe. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1676 Tell me the truth, do you think the rhinoceros I ate makes me look fat? 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
1677 What did I tell you about not chewing? 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
1678 Your tongue looks funny. It must've been something you ate. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
1679 The end piece is always a little tough 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1680 You're not going to pass as an elephant on Halloween. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1681 Its a long story, but the end of the tail is the best part. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1682 You're not planning to race tomorrow? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1683 I see you've gotten over your TMJ. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1684 FYI,his mom is following me. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1685 Clarence, everyone knows that picture from the little prince, you look pretentious 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1686 Will you be needing a takeout box, sir? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1687 Seems like a lot of work for a t-shirt and a plaque on the wall. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1688 I’m just irritated you didn’t think to ask if I was hungry. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1689 Now might be a good time to start intermittent fasting. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1690 I save the best part for last too. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1691 So for a little more money, they threw in the waggy tail? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1692 What happened,Cat got your tongue? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1693 This is the best part. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1694 That's the taste of bullshit, Steve. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1695 Sorry I thought you were coming to dinner tomorrow night! 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1696 Bummer Aesop isn’t here 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1697 Have you seen my pet pig? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1698 Talk about swallowing your prides 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1699 Again with the eyes bigger than the stomach 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1700 I'm sure your pet will show up in a couple days. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1701 You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1702 You ate like a pig.” 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1703 I take it our lunch date is off. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
1704 What’s the matter, George…did your tongue get the cat? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1705 The Little Prince suggested that I keep my tongue out so I’m not mistaken for a hat. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1706 So, no knife and fork! 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1707 As a matter of fact, I am still doing Atkin's. How'd you know? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1708 Well, this is what happens when you gulp your food down so fast! 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
1709 A little gamey, I'm not gonna lie. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1710 I think swallowing a camel was a mistake. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1711 Does this cow make my ass look fat? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1712 I'm trying the Keto diet" 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1713 See my tweets on bloating and slinking. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1714 It’s an elephant, right? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1715 I like the way animals scratch my belly from the inside. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1716 Now that's what I call a piggyback! 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1717 Turns out my eyes were not bigger than my stomach. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1718 Don't go swimming for three days. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1719 No kissing on the first date 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1720 Olivia, you look absolutely engorgeous today! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1721 Oh, you're doing Extreme Keto. I was reading about that online. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1722 I have read great reviews about this place on Gulp. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1723 Yes, my name is China Shop. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1724 I told you, SMALLER BITES!!. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1725 About time you took the bull by the horns. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1726 ...And s-s-some little piggies don't come home. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1727 Come on. When I saved you just the tail it was a lobster 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1728 I think it is trying to say something. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1729 Is your reflux acting up? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1730 I feel like you are hiding something from me. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1731 You’re a pig. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1732 Did you get that from Whole Foods? 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1733 Would you care to see the desert menu? 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
1734 No, we are not going to have a "Lady and the Tramp" moment. 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1735 You’re gonna rock the hot dog eating contest! 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1736 This explains why you’ve been having indigestion. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1737 i may be bulking right now,but shedding season is gonna be so brutal 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1738 Ok, so let's do lunch again in - what? - eight, ten weeks? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1739 Really? Dinner's in an hour and your eating that? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1740 So much for tonight's tap dancing lesson. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1741 Bull! You went off your diet again! 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1742 I heard Barnum and Bailey put out a $10,000 reward for anyone that an find their lion and I could use the money, old friend. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1743 Dude, grass-fed beef is not the same thing as vegan. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1744 You should curb your enthusiasm. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1745 You need to floss Bob 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1746 I don't think Tums will help this time! 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
1747 No, I haven't put on a few pounds. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1748 If you eat them face first, you don't have to floss. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1749 What can I say,I'm a member of the clean plate club! 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
1750 I know it's lion 'cause your lips are moving. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1751 It's a tail tale sign you overate 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1752 Anyone you know? 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1753 I almost ate the whole thing. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1754 idiot! it's PIG in a python! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1755 I tried Red Bull. Nothing happened so far 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1756 Is this not one of those all you can eat jungles? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1757 this is just a hat 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1758 What?!? I didn’t know warthog isn’t kosher 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1759 That answers my heads or tails question. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1760 Stanley! You told me you were dieting! 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1761 How come we're not called the Kings of the Jungle? 1.2214 0.03799 131 103 27 1
1762 Nah, that's OK, I'll just make a sandwich. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1763 I’ve told you before, it’s rude to speak with your stomach full. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1764 Don't you feel uncomfortable after all that lion? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1765 Bessey? Haven’t seen her. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1766 Tastes just like chicken... 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1767 My doctor advised me to cut back on fast food. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1768 Don't blame me when that comes back on you. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1769 Chew, then swallow is so overrated. 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
1770 Good god, you look like a house 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1771 Did you just eat my emotional support pig? 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1772 I mean I get it but, gross. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1773 Portion control 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
1774 Should I assume you don't have room for dessert? 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
1775 Tastes like chicken? 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1776 You lie here lying about the lion. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1777 It's rude to talk with your mouth full. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1778 That's why most of us stick to rodents" 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1779 I can eat a lot more with my new sporked tongue 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1780 They're like pistachios. You can't eat just one. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1781 Gee, I hope that Rhino Virus isn't catching. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1782 No fair! You had the lion's share of lunch!" 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1783 Looks like you caught the the tail end of the bull market. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1784 Don't you just hate it when food gets stuck between your fangs 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1785 You said you were trying to lower your cholesterol, Rick! 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
1786 I’’m sorry, but I have to cancel our dinner plans for tonight. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1787 How’s your GERD, Lenny? 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1788 Well! I did ask him nicely to share that American cheeseburger... 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1789 Watch out for the ones with horns. I'm not looking forward to eliminating this one. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1790 Have you considered how much your health would benefit if you bccame a vegetarian? 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
1791 Dammit, Chuck, it’s always the whole lion with you, never just the share!” 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1792 I think I've figured out who keeps stealing my lunch from the fridge, Frank. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1793 I thought the doctor told you no more fast food. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1794 Yeah, yeah. Chew my food. I know. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1795 We'll know in 24 hours whether you "won" or not! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1796 I hope you don't have any fine china in there. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1797 And I thought "I'm so hungry I could eat a cow" was just a figure of speech. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1798 I’m catching the tail end of happy hour? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1799 It's been a hard month for my diet, okay? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1800 You say your red, inflamed throat attracted him and he charged? 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1801 Well, you’re paying the lion‘s share of the dinner bill. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1802 I like it rare 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1803 No, no. I’m fine… really. Another opportunity will come along. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1804 Do I look Fat? 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1805 Hey, have you seen Mabel? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1806 You haven’t by any chance seen a mad cow, have you? 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1807 These halloween customs are more filling that I thought 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1808 And you wonder why your reflux is so bad. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1809 I love a fresh steak 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1810 Hey, I could eat a horse is just a saying. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1811 Did you schedule your bariatric surgery? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1812 he took it lion down 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1813 Sorry but no tongue kissing on the first date 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1814 I have a sudden urge to go to a china shop. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1815 You’re so full of bullshit. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1816 Frankly, I think "unhinge" is a disgusting word. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1817 I thought you were cutting down on red meat. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1818 I guess you expect me to eat the whole tiramisu now! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1819 Where'd you grow up? In a barn? 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1820 You have to stop eating such big things, you’re starting to become unhinged. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1821 Oh, but you must try the oxtail! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1822 Holy cow, Monty. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1823 I'm feeling gelato... you? 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1824 you are what you eat, i guess 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1825 So you didn't approve of my new girlfriend then. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1826 There are no sacred cows 1.2185 0.03987 119 94 24 1
1827 Bite your tongue! 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1828 Hey Mike, why is your lunch screaming “Hakuna Matata”? 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1829 It was a split second decision, chewing was out of the question. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1830 And the more I eat the bigger he gets and the louder he snores”’ 1.2185 0.03987 119 94 24 1
1831 I thought we ordered to share 1.2185 0.03987 119 94 24 1
1832 You went to Lion King and didn’t get me anything?! 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1833 You've outdone yourself. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1834 Good to see you flossing after meals. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
1835 Don’t tell me, let me guess what’s gnu. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1836 It started out small, but was wearing a MAGA hat . . . 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1837 You'll break the record if the tail keeps twitching for just one more day. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1838 'Ya see Ted, there's two kinds of folks in this world. Some of us are happy with just the wings, and some of us gotta eat the whole buffalo' 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1839 Hey! I thought you agreed to go vegan with me! 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1840 Therein lies a tail...any minute now. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1841 I've always said that we 'should take the bull by the tail' and not the horns. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1842 Very chic how that elephant brings out all those 'Little Prints' on your skin. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1843 I'm leaving you, Frank. I'll give you a moment to digest. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1844 The tail tells a tale. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1845 I know.....it's hard to rattle when you're full. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1846 Break a leg 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1847 It was getting cold, honey 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1848 My throat feels a little sore. Hope its not covid! 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1849 YOU ATE MY WHOLE FAMILY! 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1850 Boy you really are a glutton. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1851 Rhino. I haven't seen him. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1852 You swallowed it when it was sleeping and now you’re actually surprised it’s growling. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1853 Are you sure you are getting enough fiber? 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1854 I can't tell you how many times that's worked for me. "Ever been sucked off by snake?" They just have no idea how wide our unhinged jaws can get. First, they're psyched we're taking in the whole rod, and before they know it, Boom! Inside a snake. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1855 Did you eat the whole thing again? 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1856 That's the last time I go to that all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1857 You could have just asked me for some floss. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1858 Hey, check out the gift I received from my PBS pledge. It's an original signed Bob Ross" 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1859 God will not be happy. He told you Adam was not for dinner. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1860 That is going to hurt when it comes out the other end. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1861 That lunch makes you look fat. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1862 What happens when he wakes up? 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1863 I don't think that's how bull fighting works. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1864 So much for "sharing is caring." 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1865 Sorry I'm late. Made a quick stop at Pets R Us. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1866 I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1867 I think you may have a Hiatus Hernia. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
1868 A slightly spiced relish with a splash of vodka now will make exquisite your pleasure when finally you finishing that tail. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1869 No, portion sizes were good, but the execution was… primitive. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1870 Please!!! Grab the tail and pull with everything you've got!!! 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1871 I saved the tail for you. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1872 You've got something stuck between your teeth. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1873 So this Intermittent Fasting really working out for you? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1874 It’s sweet of you to offer, but I never eat leftovers. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1875 Your new whole foods diet is a little ridiculous 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
1876 My eyes were bigger than my stomach; want some?? 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
1877 Enjoy. Lion after 8pm gives me the toots. 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
1878 Would you like a to-go box? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1879 Been to the bull market, I see. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1880 So nothing is shareable. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1881 Wait, I mean I call heads. I call heads! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1882 You wanna taste? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1883 This is gonna be worse than the day after Taco Tuesday. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1884 I call bullshit. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1885 Where’s Johnny? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1886 Now I see why your stomach is always growling. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1887 You said there'd be food? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1888 There’s some room at the udder end. 1.2162 0.05339 111 95 8 8
1889 I didn't really eat him. He just likes a warm place to take a nap. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
1890 Can't talk . . . I'll get back to you next week. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1891 Hide-and-seek is no fun with you two. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1892 My sonogram shows a boy and a girl. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1893 Its amazing what you can eat on Weight Watchers! 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1894 Why did you ask me to split dinner if you were just gonna turn around and eat the lions' share? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1895 ‘Now you got to wait an hour before you swim’ 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1896 The cat really got your tongue this time, Stan 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1897 I think I saw him go that way. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1898 How about a little tail? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1899 How was the mane course? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1900 It would’ve eaten me! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1901 Soon they’ll be extinct 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1902 Whole foods really do cost an arm and a leg 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1903 You should have saved some room for dessert. 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
1904 I take it you’re not watching calories. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1905 Impressive, Earl. I like cats but can rarely finish a whole one. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1906 I think you're taking this 'raw diet' thing too literally... 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1907 Camels are a bit harder than rodents. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1908 Steven! That was supposed to be for everyone! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1909 You might as well eat it all. You're getting stretch marks anyway. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1910 You have a knack of biting off more than you can chew. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1911 Maybe we'll just have a salad for dinner 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1912 Didn't your mother teach you to cut your food before eating it? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1913 I guess it's too late to ask for a bite of that." Ellen Mansueto, Silver Spring, M 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1914 I thought we were going vegan? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1915 I guess your eyes are not bigger than your stomach 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1916 My DNA test said I had some camel in me. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1917 Like they say: you are what you eat! 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1918 Hey, I was gonna eat that! 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1919 I lost my pet, Buster. Have you seen him? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1920 I like your new look. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1921 And on the 8th Day, the Serpent in the Garden begat the 'vegan diet cheat meal.' 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1922 I find it cleanses the palate. 1.2149 0.05008 121 103 10 8
1923 It's January 3rd! 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1924 Though uncomfortable, at least your caloric needs are met for the next five years. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1925 Maybe it’s His way of saying you should stick to selling apples.” 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1926 Too bad. I’ve heard the tail is the best part. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1927 We were casually talking about going for Tapas and a drink and I just snapped ! 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1928 There's a great new steakhouse around the corner...it's all-you-can-eat! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1929 Your eyes were ALWAYS bigger than your stomach! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1930 I thought that I told you not to eat between meals! 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1931 I stand corrected. Your stomach IS bigger than your eyes. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1932 Looks like somebody forgot to chew their food again 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1933 He was just lyin' there so I ate him. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1934 I get it now. I thought it was a hat ! 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
1935 Wafer thin mint? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1936 Oh, I thought it was called the Garden of Eatin'! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1937 And I say you're full of it 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1938 Conspicuous yet filling. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
1939 I've decided to go vegan. Eating a whole cow was really wreaking havoc on my digestive system, and it doesn't look like it's doing you too much good either. 1.2137 0.03755 131 104 26 1
1940 I've never seen a tail like that on a pig either. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1941 I assume we won't be going to the dance tonight. 1.2137 0.03806 117 92 25 0
1942 Mom warned us about having a cow. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1943 I hate it when I overeat at Thanksgiving. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1944 Never bite the tail, they go wild. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
1945 “My advice is: get a CatScan, and see if it can safely be removed.” 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
1946 That’s not your finger, and I’m not going to pull it! 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1947 Finishing your dinner, or are you just glad to see me? 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1948 I'm sorry! I was fed up with his anti-choice bullshit! When he started in with me again about his definition of "viability," I just snapped! 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1949 What hump? 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1950 The tell-tale tail. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1951 They wake up at night,you know? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1952 Your jaws must be sore. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1953 So much for your 'live and let live' spiel 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1954 Did you bring any digestive enzymes? 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1955 What, is that all you ate? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1956 I saved room for dessert, I promise. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1957 That's what you get for swallowing more than you can chew. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1958 You always take the lion’s share. 1.2131 0.03901 122 97 24 1
1959 Do you have a toothpick? 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1960 Is that organic? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1961 A baby bison? I find that hard to swallow 1.2131 0.03901 122 97 24 1
1962 Leo? No, I haven't seen him, why do you ask? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1963 . Not often you catch Dolly Parton asleep. 1.2131 0.04831 122 103 12 7
1964 How does it taste? 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1965 did you get that in the Garden of Eden 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
1966 I suppose you're going to tell me you didn't eat the apple either. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1967 Adam and Eve ate all the apples. I had to settle for a hot dog. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
1968 I said try ‘Keto’, not ‘cattle.’ 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
1969 You said you just wanted a taste. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1970 Well Jeff, that is not what they mean by "whole food diet" ! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1971 No, I haven’t seen your opossum. Why do you ask? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1972 My mom suggested Atkins but I just can’t get myself to commit. 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
1973 I think I see the problem 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1974 wow the entire GOP in one bite? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1975 That’s nothing, last week Greg ate everyone in the park 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
1976 Yep, he never saw it coming. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1977 Never eat lion down! 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1978 You're so lucky. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1979 I promise my diet will start tomorrow. 1.2124 0.03865 113 89 24 0
1980 No wonder you have high cholesterol. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1981 This is what happens go and cat around all night. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1982 Be honest, were you really that hungry or were you just bored? 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
1983 You ate a hat, right? 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
1984 Doggone, Bill! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1985 Next time curb your appetite during our mating season will you? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1986 You're supposed to chew 32 times. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1987 No more than you can chew! No more than you can chew, dammit! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1988 I’m more of a chicken man myself 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1989 Hey, you told me you were a vegan! 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1990 No it was just a snack I promise. 1.2119 0.03965 118 94 23 1
1991 How long before the bull comes out on the other side? 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1992 Yeah, it tastes like chicken. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1993 That's what you call sharing? 1.2117 0.04567 137 116 13 8
1994 You're going to pay for that in the morning! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1995 ...and people wonder why you can't train a snake to use a toilet. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1996 If you need to go poo,there are bushes behind you. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1997 I guess that's why they call it impossible meat? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1998 We were supposed to share that. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1999 Simba? Never heard of him. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2000 I just ate so my stomach shouldn't be growling. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2001 I thought we agreed to eat less red meat… 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2002 That's not gluten free, Mabel... 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2003 Where'd you get the asparagus? 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2004 Mmmph flmmpf mMmpth! 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2005 I like tail. Can I have a bite? 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2006 Haven't you eaten enough? 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2007 Thought I ordered a dinner for two. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
2008 It’s not as obscure as you think, David. Everyone’s read Exupery. 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
2009 I guess your stomach WAS as big as your eyes! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2010 I got you something, but it's a surprise. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2011 I can't wait to hear your burp! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2012 Not much, what's gnu with you? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2013 One less roaming buffalo! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2014 OK, you stand in the light, and I’ll tell ya if it’s Max or Hazel. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2015 So where’s the beef? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2016 The most unusual thing is I'm way too short to be a python 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2017 A lion? Seriously? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2018 Which one didn't bite the apple? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2019 It’s a new Bob Ross technique 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2020 GERD again? 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2021 Teach me.. what does it entail? 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2022 It's repulsive how you don't play with your food. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2023 ...and therein lies the tale... 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2024 Now I know why you swallowed that fly 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2025 That meal is going right to your hips! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2026 I'm a hat. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2027 Dave, buddy, this is really not how intermittent fasting works. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2028 What? Today’s a cheat day. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2029 Is this the end of the tale? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2030 Now, you've just gone and spoiled your appetite for dinner! 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2031 Are you sure that you eat the head first? 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2032 I shouldn’t have had all that bread 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
2033 I'm on a liquid diet. 1.2101 0.04755 119 100 13 6
2034 There's no nice way to tell you: you got something in your teeth." (sorry for my bad english 🙈🇮🇹 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
2035 To tell you the truth, I thought this would be more like that scene from Lady and the Tramp. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2036 test caption 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2037 Larry! You're grossing me out. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2038 Humans make me feel so bloated 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2039 Heyyyy! You went to the new “All You Can Eat Buffet!” 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2040 The diet says I can eat like a cow for 10 minutes a day 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2041 My throat is hoarse. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2042 You take the tail, then we get cappuccinos and dessert. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2043 So their stuff is really fresh at Whole Foods? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2044 Ferdinand, you ain’t foolin’ anyone with that snake costume. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2045 I like the rhinoplasty. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2046 You eat yet? 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2047 save room for dessert ok? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2048 C’mon It’s cheat day! 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2049 Hey, you were "lion" about "halfsies" at dinner! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2050 Oh, it’s “Take-Out Only” there now? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2051 'Nose-to-tail' doesn't mean in one sitting. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2052 « Stop with this tail! Can’t you get the job done once and for all ! » 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2053 I'm so sick of your bullshit. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2054 I've been craving beef lately. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2055 Hard to say. The tail's too long for a pig and we know the editors wouldn't have allowed a devoured dog cartoon. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2056 Whose oxtail recipe did you use? 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2057 Remember-you can't go swimming for at least 45 minutes." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2058 WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO SHARE? 1.2091 0.03895 110 87 23 0
2059 They are too endangered! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2060 Got room for dessert? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2061 Only got one down in the lion-eating contest, huh? 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2062 I know it's cliche, but it really does taste like chicken. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2063 I didn’t know you were expecting twins 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2064 'Nope, haven't ssseen the Lion King, yet' 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2065 My transformation is temporary your majesty. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2066 Some date! You started out piggish, now you're just a big boar. 1.2090 0.03681 134 107 26 1
2067 Don’t be mad but I forgot to pick up the TUMS 1.2090 0.03830 134 108 24 2
2068 It's not even Halloween yet, and you're already warming up for the holiday feasts. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2069 You're going to need a gastroenterologist AND a chiropractor. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2070 I still can’t believe you’re getting $400 a night for that space on Airbnb. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2071 Have you tried a laxative? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2072 No. I doubt it's Beyond Meat. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2073 Hey, Fred…the cow got your tongue? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2074 No I think it’s fine, mom won’t notice. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2075 It looks like you are having trouble finishing your meal. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2076 Can I at least have a piece of tail? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2077 Couldn't clean up your plate? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2078 That's quite a tail but I just don't swallow it. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2079 You've been cheating on your diet again,haven't you? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2080 No,you guess! 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2081 You had to eat it all in one gulp, you? You snake! 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2082 This is even more impressive than the time you ate the baboon. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2083 I didn’t realize you would be home so early… 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2084 You already ordered? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2085 I knew he was a hump before and after I took him in. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2086 You do realize that you're going to have a lot of saggy skin to shed after you lose that weight? 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2087 Why didn't you tell me? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2088 I should have ordered the half portion. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2089 I'll be back in a jiff with our dessert menu. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2090 Maybe I should have explained what I meant by "I'm not hungry right now." 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2091 I still see the tail, so you owe me fifty bucks. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2092 I hope you saved your room for dessert 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
2093 I ate the whole thing, I’m not lion! 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2094 You’ll know it’s time when the Little Prince pulls out his little pencil again.” 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2095 You've got a little piece of spinal cord in your teeth. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2096 You know the stories in the Little Prince are just meant to be metaphorical? 1.2083 0.04865 120 102 11 7
2097 I thought the bull market was closed this year. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2098 Nice hat. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2099 King of the Jungle. LOL. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2100 Did you see that son, a whole cow in one swallow. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2101 It's great! It's the pig of the month plan. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2102 I think I ate the whole thing! 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2103 Now you know what childbirth feels like, Ed. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2104 I packed food for a long trip. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2105 Would you like a hippo for dessert? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2106 Are you sure this is HIS nineth life? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2107 If you regurgitate, don't come crying to me. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2108 I've just started the aspen diet. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2109 You think we can get a refund on your gastric bypass procedure? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2110 The vegan thing didn't work out, then? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2111 I’m boar’d. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2112 Somebody didn't chew thirty two times before swallowing! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2113 Well what do you think? Did I get the S-s-s-s-s-seasonings right? 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2114 I see you got dinner already 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2115 I should also stock up in case there's another pandemic. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2116 gooooooal!! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2117 It's actually a hat 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2118 You got room in there for one more? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2119 Are you going to eat all that? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2120 I know fast food restaurants are easier, but I'm off bread. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2121 You've got a little smutchz of tail on your left chin. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2122 Saving the best part for last? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2123 Ok, so no halfsies? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2124 All the nutrients are in the tail. 1.2075 0.03958 106 84 22 0
2125 Tail first Bob. TAIL first! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2126 After lunch let's sleep for March and April and see if the menu changes. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2127 Don't you point that silly little thing at me like that! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2128 I think I've figured out intermittent fasting. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2129 Don't bother to deny it. You have a telltail sign of what happened to our dinner. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2130 You're doing that snout to tail thing, but in just one meal! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2131 Bob, you got it backwards again. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2132 I offered to take a splinter out of his foot. that's how! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2133 I thought it was supposed to be an elephant. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2134 Run. His mother is coming. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2135 So you ate without me huh? Lemme guess, Raccoons Tartare? 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2136 I thought we had plans for lunch this week! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2137 Tell the truth, does this warthog make me look fat? 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
2138 Just back from Yellowstone? 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2139 You can't fool me. I know you didn't swallow a hat. It's an elephant. I read the Little Prince you know. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2140 Bet you've got a tale to tell. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
2141 Hey, where's the beef? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2142 There's something you aren't telling me. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
2143 Evolution my little friend . It’s the future! Next thing : Thumbs !! 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2144 You've become unhinged. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2145 Why did you eat in advance? We're going to the everglades for dinner! 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2146 You are one big hog, hog! 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2147 How many WeightWatchers points is that? 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2148 But aren’t you lactose intolerant? 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2149 What a tail you have to tell your kids! 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2150 I ate like… a King this morning! 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2151 The whole thing? That's a lotta bull! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2152 Wow Sssslink....sorry i doubted you are king of the jungle 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2153 I bet he has worries now 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2154 It's paleo. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2155 The tail end is always disappointing. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2156 So what did you have for breakfast? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2157 Can I have your leftovers? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2158 It's not water weight! 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2159 I was just tempting him to eat the apple. Then he did! So I ate him! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2160 You don't happen to have a Tums do you? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2161 What did I tell you about eating too much meat. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2162 Less taste, more filling 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2163 Wow, that was jaw-dropping. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2164 New york real estate is crazy. I’m paying 2300/month for this snake 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2165 You have to start chewing your food, Frank 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2166 Don't lie to me. I can see the tail sticking out your mouth. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2167 Indigestion - Really!? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2168 I was driving on the opposite lane 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2169 No,no. On you it looks good. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2170 I have a different understanding of keto. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2171 Your lack of sharing is difficult to swallow. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2172 Quit hogging all the food. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2173 And you want me to believe he just ran off? 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
2174 Just relax, the paramedics are on their way. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2175 Big cat got your tongue? 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2176 Potatoes Lionaise 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2177 Quiet, good credit, professional job — he's the perfect tenant. 1.2056 0.03925 107 85 22 0
2178 Say, have you seen my son's toy buffalo? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2179 Your diarrhea will be explosive. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2180 Getting a little tail? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2181 Yes, you can buy stretch mark cream over the counter. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2182 Got my tongue elongation from the top Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2183 I looked at that, but it didn’t come with the hot sauce or the ranch dressing. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2184 So, Larry, how’s that vegan thing going? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2185 ‘Lucky you, built in dental floss’ 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2186 I hate to tell you, buddy, but with what you just consumed, your cholesterol is going to go sky high, and the indigestion...forget about it, too late." 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2187 Cowabunga 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2188 I wish I could give you a hand. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2189 Seen Bowser lately? 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2190 And next you’ll tell me that you don’t want any supper. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2191 I told you when you ordered it that it was meant for two. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2192 Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to let your eyes be bigger than your stomach? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2193 So, Ed, have you seen Piglet around? He owes me money. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2194 Thanks for sharing 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2195 One more, we play chess. 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
2196 You always overdo it on cheat day. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2197 How was your Yellowstone vacation? 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2198 It' s just more of your bullshit. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2199 King of the Beasts, my Ass! 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2200 Don’t ask… I just got hungry! (Hawthorn, age 7) 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2201 You look like you have that dull, heavy, after eating feeling. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2202 I always pig out after an intermittent fast 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
2203 *Muffled* "You two and your games of hide and seek have gotten out of hand". 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2204 You're just a sight gag. Without a gag reflex. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2205 that'd give me indegestion 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2206 Honey, don't talk with your mouth full. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
2207 Wanna do this ‘Lady and the Tramp’ style, or…? 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2208 I like to stay at fighting weight. 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
2209 The old folks home--there's tons of 'em! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2210 I had a big lunch and I am just dragging this afternoon. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2211 Looks more like a Republican to me 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2212 He asked directions to the snake park, and I said I'd give him a lift. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2213 Aaach, I should know better; I can't eat Mexican. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2214 This is why I don't eat fast food! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2215 I'm telling you, you're going to have one bad case of indigestion. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2216 You definitely need tall grass to be a successful snake in the grass. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2217 You look nothing like a hat 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2218 I would have . . . But it’s obvious there wasn’t enough to share. 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
2219 You'll look a lot better when those stretch marks clear up. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2220 Mother always taught us to share! 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2221 And here I go, thinking we were in this thing together. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2222 You'll spoil your appetite. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2223 Have you considered probiotics? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2224 That vixen,Eve,got me turned on to apples " 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2225 I see you've been reading The Little Prince. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2226 I know you did. I just want to know why. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2227 What, you ate already? 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2228 I thought that we agreed to go plant-based this week. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2229 First the endoscopy, then the Jalopy. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2230 Do you have any idea of the cholesterol level in a steak that rare? 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2231 Making gnu friends is so hard. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2232 I guess you got the lion's share. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2233 Time for a Tums? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2234 I hope you don’t get offended by a little constrictive criticism. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2235 We agreed to do this vegan thing together, Frank! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2236 Look’s like you have a tiger by the tail. 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2237 He didn’t say trick or treat, so I picked for him. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2238 Let's get together in a few weeks after you've digested everything. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2239 Hey! *I* was supposed to meet Simba for brunch! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2240 That all-protein diet’s making you look like gnu. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2241 Have you seen my Christmas ornament box anywhere? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2242 Slow casual 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2243 I’d grab dinner with you but I’m full for the next few weeks 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2244 Mark? Haven’t seen him. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2245 What you need is Plop Plop Fizz Fizz 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2246 I only ate half. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2247 You could have waited for the election results before dethroning the king. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2248 That was a fun time, but please, no more party tricks. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2249 I had a fresh ham for lunch 1.2035 0.03805 113 90 23 0
2250 Shall we split the bill? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2251 Good luck in the morning. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2252 It’s even more keto if you eat it whole 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2253 For the last time, I didn't eat your food. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2254 Tails you win. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2255 I guess I didn't understand what you meant when you said you couldn't wait to have dinner with me. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2256 Why didn't you leave me some of that barbecue pork? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2257 Disregard my dinner invitation. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2258 What? Cat got your small intestine?” 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2259 you were right when you said it was all good. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2260 I thought you were on a diet. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
2261 tastes like chicken with more of a bite 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2262 Do you want a taste? 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
2263 I haven’t been very successful giving up beef. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
2264 The tail is not the best part, Harold. 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
2265 I warned you not to eat it all at once. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2266 'Yes, I do remember the slogan, "Beef. It's what's for dinner." ' 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2267 You’re REALLY going to regret that in the morning 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
2268 Did you leave room for the dessert I made ? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2269 I'm thinking of going vegan. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2270 You’ve got a little something on your chin. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
2271 Can't tell you how many times that's happened to me. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
2272 ‘“There are two wolves inside us” is just a metaphor.’ 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
2273 King of Beasts,my ass.... 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2274 I thought you were getting a salad. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2275 So you plan to be a camel for hollowen 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2276 For Buffalo, it wasn’t very spicy!!! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2277 This is exactly why I'm a vegetarian. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2278 I guess you are not up for brunch... 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2279 Didn't your mother tell you to always take little bites? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2280 Did the cat get your tongue? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2281 Buffalo? Ouch! Those hoofs are murder on the stomach! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2282 There was an old snake who swallowed a bull...Perhaps they're full! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2283 When I told him to dive in head first that's not what I meant. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2284 You've got it wrong again! The game is cat and mouse and not cat in mouth! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2285 Boaring! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2286 Thanksgiving is coming. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2287 For winning at "pin the tail" on the donkey - No way! 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2288 Hungry?? That's a lot of bull. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2289 You always eat the best part first 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2290 Yum! Where did you get a two-humped (Bactrian) camel? 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
2291 That’s a shame. The tail is the best bit. 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
2292 It looks like you’re on that new diet. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2293 Angus or Wagyu? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2294 Bill! You went to the range without me? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2295 Oh my god, they killed Kenny! 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2296 I’d walk a mile for a Camel. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2297 It’s my cheat month 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2298 fell asleep on the subway with my mouth open. 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
2299 I take it you'll just be chillin' this winter? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2300 He said, "Bring it on." Want some? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2301 I hope no-one waves a red cape behind you. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2302 Looks like he tasted good until you got to the end! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2303 This is the last time I swallow a hot dog without mustard. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2304 We'll, what do you do for a lingering tickle in your throat? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2305 I'm tailing you the truth! I did NOT eat that cow!! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2306 That's an absolutely fascinating tale. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2307 I don't believe you. You speak with a lion tongue. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2308 I thought you were allergic to cats! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2309 Ah, I sssseee the tell tail sssign 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2310 How do you know you're naked? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2311 Hey Norm, you've got something in your teeth. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2312 So technically, it's mostly water weight. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2313 I always loved The Little Prince 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2314 I told you not to grab the bull by its horns! 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2315 Harold! That was our last Key Largo wood rat! 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2316 Is that the cat's meow? 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2317 Hey, if I get one we can have a pride parade! 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2318 I saved you the last bite! 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2319 Oh c'mon, Ralph. I put my name on it. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2320 Have you seen the warthog I left on the counter? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2321 You had to go back for seconds, didn't you? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2322 Don’t worry … I believe yo 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2323 So, how many cheat days did you have this week? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2324 No,of courth it’th not my tongue. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
2325 I've got a bit of a sore throat. It must be that flu going around. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
2326 I said bring back buffalo sauce. Buffalo SAUCE! What’s wrong with ya? 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
2327 I never said I was a vegetarian, Lois!! 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2328 That's just a lot of bull. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2329 How long before you're colonoscopy is over? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2330 Right now I hate that I'm vegan. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2331 It’s a cheat day. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2332 Wild boar really brings your spots out. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2333 Any regrets? 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2334 Wow. That was a lot of bull! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2335 Well, there goes your cholesterol sky high. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2336 Once again...your eyes were bigger than your stomach 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2337 Pig out? No. In 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2338 Well I figured if I ate a endangered species I would become a double endangered one. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2339 I think you ate too much! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2340 Your tummy is still growling 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2341 You're not sharing? 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2342 I think you’re gonna need to work that off. 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2343 I said you can only be king if you swallow a whole lion, and I can still see the tail. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2344 Don’t choke! 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2345 Hurry up! If they see that tail, they’ll know it was you! 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
2346 Really, Harold! I send you out to catch a tiger by the toe, and you come back with a water buffalo by the tail! How can we show up at Eve and Adam’s with that? 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2347 But I hate asparagus 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
2348 Big meals always leave me with a lisp. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2349 You always get the lion's share of lunch 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2350 Bully for you. 1.2000 0.03609 145 118 25 2
2351 What about ox-tail soup? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2352 I thought I told you I am tired of your lion eyes! 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
2353 They’re better roasted 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2354 When I said "go whole hog", I mean how to live life 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2355 It's a rescue 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2356 Dear did you take your pills? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2357 Geez Colin, you always fill up on whatever's on the first Dim Sum cart. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2358 Eat it all; there are little vipers starving in China. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2359 I just couldn’t take being a Vegan anymore. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
2360 Impossible burgers just don't do it for me. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2361 I'd recommend Pepto-Bismol 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2362 Toothpick? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2363 So he bet me... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2364 It's the emmissions that are hard to swallow 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2365 I’d be lion if I didn’t admit I feel full. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2366 Oh, it's a French bistro called "Le Petit Prince." 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2367 Eating local is becoming more difficult than I thought. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2368 The neck is just empty calories. 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
2369 I don’t know where you put it.” 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2370 Wherein lies the tale? 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2371 Cough it up man - you know I called heads. 1.2000 0.04684 125 107 11 7
2372 How did you get hairs to grow on your tongue? 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2373 Because, see he couldn’t draw the buffalo 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2374 How's them ribs? 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
2375 They were all out of horse…. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2376 Coming home late again, smelling of lion? My mother was right: once an eater always an eater. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2377 It started out as a kiss. How did it end up like this? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2378 Yeah I gave up my shopping addiction; but now I can’t seem to say no to an ‘all you can eat’ buffet. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2379 You've put on so much weight since we last met 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2380 Glad I got here before the tail end. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2381 Just because it's technically keto doesn't mean.. 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
2382 For the last time it wasn't me who ate your dinner. I'm on a diet. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2383 Extra rare. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2384 You told me we couldn’t get lunch because you were fasting! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2385 At home, he would have been cooked on the range. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2386 Way to show 'em that some invasive species are more useful than others. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2387 Gary! We had those reservations for months! 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
2388 I don't know, man. I always feel better after throwing up. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
2389 Okay, it's not really tongue. But the answer is still no. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2390 Again? I TOLD you to start from the tail. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2391 Now that’s what I call a Pig Out! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2392 It looks delicious. Send me the recipe. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2393 I'm going to start that cleanse first thing tomorrow. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2394 You’ve got the lion by the tail. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2395 I just 'yawned'! 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2396 If it was just a paintbrush you wanted, you should have eaten a mouse 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2397 Let me guess, Dinner got away. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2398 Can you share your ox tail recipe? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2399 You deserve indigestion for chasing tail. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2400 One more reason to be a vegan. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2401 Keto or not, calories are calories Milo 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2402 Buffet, why? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2403 It was a two-for-one special 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2404 Good story, but something else will be roaring in the morning. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2405 I see you’re on the Attenborough diet. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2406 I'm waiting for an elephant. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2407 It’s a turtle. I forgot to shell it. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2408 That’s taking steak tartare to a new level. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2409 Bite me. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2410 I guess your eyes weren't bigger that your stomach after all. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2411 Now, who’s the king of the jungle baby? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2412 Sorry - it’s not scarier than the elephant. You really do just look like a hat. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2413 I know you want to be a hat for Halloween,but you just look like a boa constrictor that swallowed an elephant. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2414 I said “a corned beef on rye!” 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2415 It's just that I hate eating leftovers, you know? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2416 Seriously, your implant looks so good. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2417 The mens room , Where is it ? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2418 It's great at first, but then it has to come out. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2419 What the hell is a Bluetooth? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2420 How about a piece of tail? 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2421 It’s ok, I had a light lunch. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2422 Some like to pig out. I like to pig in. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2423 Pardon? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2424 Am I allowed to say bull scat in a cartoon? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2425 Oh really? You haven’t eaten in weeks? That’s bull. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2426 Saint-Exupéry...ever heard of him? 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
2427 No, I didn't eat the lunch you packed and left in the fridge, Bob. Why do you ask? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2428 I know we can eat like cows…but not actually eat one! 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2429 You better not let the tail wag the dog 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
2430 Not bison again, Leonard. Now you have to go to that campground for some Pepcid. 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
2431 Can I interest you in seeing the dessert menu? 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2432 HA! I win!! 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
2433 what?! It's my cheat day! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2434 My mother taught me to never bite off more than I could chew! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2435 Good for you; you took the bull by the horns! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2436 Hey! I called dibs on the last lion 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2437 Oh Bull who said I was on a diet! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2438 Did you read the serving size? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2439 You’re so selfish George, does it never occur to you that I might be hungry too? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2440 At first it sounded like you had a frog in your throat. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2441 Are you on grass? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2442 I wish you had an after dinner mint 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2443 Have you seen my friend, Leo? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2444 you want to share some tail 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2445 Hope your phone plan covers roaming! 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2446 I see you're at the tail end of the carnivore diet craze. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2447 We eat our own (Trumpers)... 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2448 I promise, I really got the vegan option this time. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2449 I think you look like a hat 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2450 Yef - If mafes talfing a liffle hard. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2451 I think I'm going to pay for this when I have to go potty tomorrow. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2452 That’s not what I meant when I said ‘let’s pig out’. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2453 Oversnacking again! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2454 Was she as tasty as she looks? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2455 I said glutton,not gluton. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2456 It's pretty obvious that you've abandoned your "No Gnu diet", Clarence. Your cholesterol is going to be off the scale tomorrow! 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2457 I see the tail but the dog's not wagging! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2458 I’m vegan. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2459 I need a couple Maalox. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2460 Hiding your mistress in your stomach is not going to work this time. 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
2461 Next time I get the bright idea of din din at the All You Can Eat Buffet stop me. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2462 Yes,I think you should wait a half an hour before you go swimming. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2463 I was saving that for the potluck tomorrow! 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2464 I hope that wasn’t Chinese take out, you’ll be hungry again in a couple of hours. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2465 This was the last time asked you to look after my pet! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2466 I’m on a see-boar diet 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
2467 Oxxxxxxxxx tailsssssss… always worth the wait. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2468 I don’t see a hat. I only see a friend who is crying out for help. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2469 I told you I was so hungry I could eat a cow! 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2470 When that big meal makes you fall asleep, I’m going to eat you. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2471 There's a crumb on your lip. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2472 The mane was the hardest part to swallow... 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2473 I take it the negotiations are going well. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2474 A minute on your lips and a lifetime on your hips. Oh wait, no hips. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2475 Holy cow... Looks like you’ve swallowed more than you can chew! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2476 Are you humming Hakuna Matata? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2477 Apparently that was the last one of its kind on Earth. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2478 I like your new fashion statement 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2479 I see it's the tail end of dinner. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2480 Cat got your linguam bisulcam? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2481 Never eat in bed. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2482 It seems you bit off more than you can chew. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2483 …and the problem with this Paleo diet is that 3 months later you’re hungry again. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2484 Have you seen Dave? 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2485 King of the jungle, I don't think so! 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2486 What do you mean 'I never share'? 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
2487 We agreed not to snack before the buffet. 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
2488 Olé! 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2489 One bite at a time 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2490 ”You going to eat that? 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2491 Where's EVE 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2492 My financial advisor said to prep for the next bull market. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2493 Do you remember what it was? I can't make heads or tails of it. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2494 Holy cow, I think your eyes are bigger than your stomach” 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2495 So, what did the lion eat? 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2496 You gotta digest most of it before you get to the good stuff. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2497 He was vegetarian, not a big deal to digest 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2498 Unicorns are endangered Ralph! 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2499 Ceci nes't pas un chapeau, obviously. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2500 Rat buffet was half price. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2501 Mom always said to chew your food one hundred times before swallowing. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2502 You speak with forked tongue 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2503 What do you mean we don't hibernate down here in the South? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2504 No,I haven’t seen your little friend Pooh… 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2505 Chuck has a massive chip on his shoulder 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2506 Wow, you really can swallow a lot of bull on this job. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2507 So now what? No sex for 2 weeks? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2508 Quit gulping your food, will ya? 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2509 My mom always gave me green tea. One sugar, no lemon. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2510 My therapist told me to find new coping strategies. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2511 Honestly? I think there's just too much pork in the bill. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2512 Where will you be spending your digestion? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2513 Do you know what happened to Antoine de Saint-Exupery? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2514 I still think it would have been easier to flip a coin. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2515 Thanks for saving me the last bite. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2516 Does my rear end look fat? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2517 Nope Son, there's no food here either. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2518 Seriously Frank? This is your solution to the ferrel pig situation? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2519 It must have been something I ate. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2520 Like my new tongue? 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2521 I told you it would go straight to your hipsssss. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2522 Quiet, he’s still asleep. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2523 I told you not to chew. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2524 Are you sure it said gluten free? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2525 Well I guess hide and seek is over now. Thanks Carl. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2526 Eating a cow! You know your lactose intolerant." 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2527 I think I ate too much. Do you have anything for indigestion? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2528 Give me a ring when you are up for something. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2529 It's a B&B win-win. It gets a bed for the night, and you get breakfast in the morning. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2530 Let me explain what is meant by the phrase "eat me". 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2531 Curiosity gets them every time. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2532 Call me when you need some suppositories." 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2533 I know, I know.... I'll just start my diet next year. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2534 Wow! But if you don’t actually have the enzymes for those horns, they are going to be worse than a brick! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2535 Try leaving some room for dessert. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2536 I’m just doing my part to fight methane gas emissions. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2537 This is why I went vegan, bill. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2538 „It’s not what it looks like. We‘re just friends, I swear.“ 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2539 When will you quit hogging?! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2540 I thought you said you were switching to a plant based diet for lent? 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2541 I hope you took your Prilosec. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2542 It's the same for me - after a steak dinner feels like I have to lay around for a week! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2543 Ha ha, I got it first! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2544 Sorry I'm late, I stopped off after work for some rodents. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2545 My eyes are bigger than my stomachs. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2546 Not another word about interest rates 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2547 Therein lies a tale. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2548 Thanks for the invitation but I've already had Christmas dinner. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2549 I told you you'd like the free-range meats from Whole Foods. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2550 This whole day has me buffaloed” 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2551 It's bison not buffalo! 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2552 So how is that raw paleo working out for you 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2553 The rules say is you cannot get the tail all the way in, you lose. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2554 I understand you like it RARE 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2555 My friends told me you were full of bull but I didn't take it literally. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2556 What? I'm on a low carbs diet. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2557 Yes, I have a big mouth.. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2558 Ooooh--let's do the scene from "Lady and the Tramp!" 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
2559 What a load of bull 1.1927 0.03795 109 88 21 0
2560 This isn't what I had in mind when you told me, "Just one bite." 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2561 Just a little bite, please, oh please. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2562 So . . . what ya got there? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2563 Honestly, two tails is a good look on you. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2564 It’s bedtime and your mouth is full so no good night hiss. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2565 Can I have oxtail? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2566 Sure you have lots of scales, but you need a digital one. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2567 How did you manage to swallow the cat head first? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2568 You know that saying, "Don't bite off more than you can chew . . ." 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2569 I've got heartburn. Have you got any antacid? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2570 Don't lecture me about portion size. They only come in one size. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2571 You lie like a snake in the grass. I know you had a snack! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2572 Would you kindly barf up half of that cow so we can feed the kids? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2573 I figured if I'm going to do intermittent fasting, I might as well bulk up with a cow. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2574 Dude, I still have stretch marks from the chicken! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2575 How do you put up with the bullshit? 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2576 Elephant or donkey? 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
2577 Thank you! That Aslan guy never stopped talking. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2578 You are full of bull! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2579 Have you seen my kitty" 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2580 I won the coin toss" 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2581 I’ve been tailing you for days. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2582 Yeah, I know, but I forgot to eat breakfast 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2583 When I said have a cow already, I didn't mean eat one! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2584 Was that you burping or something else? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2585 Perfect — dinner is always the best time for me to talk to you. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2586 Now you're only 50% snake. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2587 Can I offer you some Buffalo tale 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2588 No dessert until you finish. 1.1917 0.03797 120 98 21 1
2589 Yeah, you need either a napkin or a longer digestive tract. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
2590 In like a lion, out like a lamb" was just a saying -- just like we wouldn't bite the same guy twice 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2591 What was your famous oxtail stew recipe again? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2592 I saved you the tail. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2593 You always put on weight over the holidays. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2594 You’re going to spoil your dinner! 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2595 He wouldn’t stop talking about CrossFit 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2596 Therrs uh coupuh mow stanning by tha tree, if ya huurry. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2597 He wouldn't stop singing Hakuna Matada. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2598 C’est le petit elephant 1.1913 0.04924 115 100 8 7
2599 You should start eating more sloths! Don't you know fast food is bad for you? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2600 Dude, I said let's each do a line! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2601 Didn't I tell you to chew before you swallow? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2602 Did you eat my left overs? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2603 Maybe you should think about becoming a vegetarian. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2604 Oh, Monsieur, it is wahfer thin. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2605 I’ve got a belly full of his talk! 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2606 Really George? You know we're going out for dinner tonight! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2607 Has the cat got your tongue?” 1.1909 0.04917 110 95 9 6
2608 You've got some food in your teeth. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2609 Can you burp it out? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2610 You know, don't you, that we're out of Mylanta? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2611 Do this. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2612 I think this time, the cat will not come back. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2613 I see you went with "Fedora" for halloween! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2614 How did you possibly eat that lion?!!??" "Bgulb... 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2615 Your big mouth struck again. 1.1905 0.03851 105 85 20 0
2616 I'm not scary. I'm a hat. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2617 I'm not upset that you ate my snack, I just want you to promise I can watch it pass. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2618 Are you sure intermittent fasting is working for you? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2619 There you go destroying the bull market again. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2620 what the hell was that 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2621 That was meant for tonight's dinner party. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2622 No, I will not reenact that scene from “the lady and the tramp” 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2623 Did you start the paleo diet? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2624 No it's not a Mane Course, i was just peckish while waiting. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2625 I like it - Picasso 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2626 Not hungry any more, thanks. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2627 He really was a mouthful, huh? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2628 Are you cheating on me? 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2629 I warned you not to eat too fast, don't ask me antacids later 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2630 How do you do it? Beef is so hard to digest. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2631 I told you, you couldn't swallow the hole thing. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2632 Again, you bit off more than you can chew! 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2633 Don't lie... tell me what you did to Adam and Eve! 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2634 Tums or MiraLAX seems to works best for me. 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2635 Care for some desert?" 1.1901 0.03769 121 99 21 1
2636 So much for evolution. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2637 No Herschel, I don't believe you ARE committed to a vegan lifestyle. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2638 They say curiosity killed the cat but I'm pretty sure this time it was me. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2639 I have seen it on The Little Prince and I haven't looked back since. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2640 Ooh, I hate when that happens: you don't really want the whole thing, but once you get started, there's no way to stop. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2641 Now you want to share? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2642 I did NOT make a pig of myself 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2643 I'm not unclogging the toilet for you later on. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2644 You might want to rethink that keto diet. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2645 You said you didn’t want anything–I’m not sharing. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2646 Hold on, sorry, cat got my tongue. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2647 Man, it's hard enough without a monkey on your back. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2648 The hair always makes me bloated. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2649 And you said I was gullible? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2650 I forgot to take the shopping bags. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2651 That meal is going to stay with you for awhile 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2652 It started out as a simple disagreement on whose mouse it was. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2653 You've confirmed You're full of Bull. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2654 A Lion, seriously? No, it's a Wildebeest. And besides, it's not like I ate him, he just ran in while I was yawning. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2655 I don’t think I can be with someone who eats with his mouth open. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2656 Nah, you'll have your appetite back in a month or so. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2657 Have you seen my lion friend Timmy? 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
2658 Aha, looks delicious! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2659 I see you had a great office party. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2660 You are soooo boarish! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2661 A bactrian I presume? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2662 Well,aren't *you* looking like the cat that swallowed the canary! 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2663 What, you didn’t hear me ask for a to-go box? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2664 This season's leisure clothes have AMAZINGLY comfortable stretch fabric, Gladys. If I was still in Lululemon you'd see every horn and hoof of my breakfast. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2665 Weren’t we supposed to bowl first and dine after? 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
2666 Your hamster? Nope, haven't seen it since yesterday. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2667 Like chicken? 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2668 . . . and lions, oh my! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2669 It’s OK - I’m intermittently fasting 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2670 Well, it did say “all you can eat.” 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2671 Looks like the new diet accentuates your curves after all. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2672 Come on Lucifer, first our legs and now this! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2673 Every time you open your mouth your lyin 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2674 Give me the apple; you are too stuffed to have lunch with Eve. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2675 I'm sure she was delicious, but you could've at least left me a glass of her milk! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2676 The weight goes straight to my legs. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2677 Eh, shouldn't 'ave eaten that extra pup, I suppos' ...... 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2678 Chasing tail always gives me indigestion. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2679 The best thing about it? It only cost a nickel. 1.1885 0.04558 122 105 11 6
2680 These warthogs are going straight to my thighs. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2681 Why would you do this? You’ll never fit in the bridesmaid dress this weekend. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2682 Ok, now time for a TRUTH! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2683 You have GOT to get glasses! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2684 I'm five minutes late. There's a reason you're single. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2685 Did you just burp? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2686 Well, you don't speak with forked tongue! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2687 He threatened to get my tongue 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2688 Oh no you don't...I'm not falling for the old pull my finger trick again 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2689 You're late for dinner! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2690 Henry, I thought, I told you not to fill up on circus food! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2691 Does my bum look big in this? 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2692 I am NOT splitting this bill! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2693 I’d rather a friend than an enema 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2694 It's Wagyu, more fat but also more taste. Highly recommend. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2695 What’s a matter - cat got your tongue? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2696 Hey - your tongue grew hair on it 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2697 Don't tell me. They offered to supersize you and you said 'Yes' 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2698 Snack? What snack? 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2699 Lion Country Safari Buffet 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
2700 I can’t hide under the bed for awhile! 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2701 What? No longer vegan? 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
2702 Looks like he saw it coming; the end was on its way. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2703 See, I told you it counts as 1 serving. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2704 'Ugh! Hamster breath!' 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2705 You were supposed to TEMPT her, not EAT her! 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2706 What beef? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2707 Sure, I wouldn't mind the tail, thanks 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2708 Don’t you lie to me. The tail’s sticking out of your mouth! 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2709 Me? I just ended up bingeing Dahmer. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2710 I shouldn't have filled up on gerbils. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2711 I told you to chew your food! 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2712 Plus which, they left dish of milk out for it, now mine. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2713 Seriously, would you please stop eating with your mouth open? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2714 Buffet open again? 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2715 I thought I was so hungry I could eat a cow! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2716 Of course I believe in leaving sleeping dogs lie. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2717 Hmmm, cat got your tongue? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2718 Where’s Pete? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2719 No Rat November starts next month 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2720 That’s a funny lookin’ salad… 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2721 Looks like you’ve been eating more than your feelings. 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
2722 You actually don’t have to eat the stems. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2723 Can I join you for the tail end if the meal? 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2724 I don't care if you're "in the mood." I'm still making porchetta tonight. 1.1870 0.03714 123 101 21 1
2725 A hat? 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2726 You should try starting with an appetizer next time 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2727 Shall I get the Tums? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2728 I hear the tail is the best part. 1.1869 0.03786 107 87 20 0
2729 So, this way you can wash it down with milk." 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2730 This could take a while. Don't wait up. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2731 I thought we weren’t packing heat! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2732 Close your mouth when you digest. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2733 Can’t we just be friends? 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2734 I started doing airbnb 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2735 I see you didn't go back for seconds. 1.1869 0.03786 107 87 20 0
2736 Ttthhheeeee, you ttthhhound ridciulottthhh 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2737 Is that whole food or nose to tail? 1.1869 0.03786 107 87 20 0
2738 I just said I was so hungry I could eat a cow, and then... 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2739 No, it's not an elephant. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2740 I hate to say it, but I don’t really have a million dollars.. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2741 I’ll get your digestive tables 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2742 Where's the beef? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2743 The camouflage isn't helping. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2744 What? Cat got your tonsils? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2745 Did you order the “super size” 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2746 Coming to the buffet? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2747 Forget plant-based- whole foods is the way to go. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2748 Who is it this time? Fifi? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2749 I think you bit off more than are going to able chew. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2750 To be honest, that skin does make you look fat. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2751 You only have 10 seconds left! Swallow the tail or we will have to pay for dinner. 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
2752 Were you taken in by that Uber Eats commercial, "everything that's delivered can be eaten"? 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2753 Well, I think you're full of bull! 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2754 Welcome to the Gnu World! 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2755 Well, we won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2756 The intermittent fasting hasn't really been working for me. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2757 I'm waiting for you to finish before I eat you. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2758 "Would it kill you to eat some greens once in a while?" 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2759 I wanted a meal fit with a king. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2760 What the hell ? 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2761 I am now the King of the Jungle! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2762 You really think Little Prince is gonna see a Fedora this time? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2763 Toldja not to go whole hog! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2764 I swear on my life. I did not eat the last pork rind! 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2765 Let’s get tapas next time. 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
2766 I'll shed it in a couple of months. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2767 Would you like some Metamucil 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2768 I found Fetterman hard to swollow. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2769 However, at parties, I try not to eat the lion's share. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2770 You really should try that new farm-to-table. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2771 So we’re not getting share plates? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2772 Yeah, a little heartburn and lethargy, but I won't have to eat again for a year. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2773 Holy Cow! Did you even taste it? Your supposed to take small bites, not swallow it whole! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2774 I’ve bit off more then I can chew. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2775 You have an eating disorder. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2776 How about a stock spit? 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2777 I'm telling you.... it tastes just like chicken. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2778 you really should eat with your mouth closed 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2779 What?! He told me to take care of his cat! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2780 Would you believe me if I said he escaped through the window? 1.1858 0.03675 113 92 21 0
2781 Did you have a good lunch or are you just happy to see me? 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
2782 I ordered the Big Yak. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2783 You really hogged it all... 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2784 Oh, you said buffet! I thought you said all you can eat buffalo. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2785 I’ll get the tums 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2786 Since I ate it, I've never been thirsty. 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
2787 You're way over the RDA for roughage. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2788 Did you see the wild boar I left here for later? I can't find it anywhere. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2789 You look suspiciously like a politician. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2790 I’ve got some Tums. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2791 Water buffaloes are allowed on the Keto diet. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2792 I don’t blame him. Rent prices are soaring everywhere else. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2793 Well. Hakuna Matatta? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2794 They say you are what you eat do I thought I'd give it a try. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
2795 Sure, it tickles the roof of my mouth. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
2796 Oh I love playing Prey-dle.