Contest #824 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-10-23T23:28:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-11-07T00:29:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-10-31T23:29:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	November 7, 2022
Number of captions	5460
Number of responses	811988
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Looks like I caught you at the tail end of your meal.	1.7332	0.01672	2174	1028	698	448
1	The horns were painful going in? Just wait.	1.7100	0.01379	3379	1718	923	738
2	You do realize that was a lawn ornament.	1.7076	0.01206	4480	2306	1178	996
3	What's gotten into you?	1.7032	0.01024	5795	2874	1767	1154
4	I can't do lunch today, but I'm free in 6 months	1.7009	0.01384	3079	1506	988	585
5	Did you get that at whole foods?	1.6949	0.01741	2032	1030	592	410
6	Your stomach is growling.	1.6827	0.01173	4346	2207	1311	828
7	Nice going, now they’re extinct.	1.6796	0.01462	2850	1470	823	557
8	I was saving that for company.	1.6760	0.01668	2009	992	676	341
9	This too shall pass.	1.6715	0.01578	2277	1142	741	394
10	Are you going to finish that?	1.6709	0.01279	3504	1770	1117	617
11	So your date didn’t go down well?	1.6677	0.01484	2711	1409	794	508
12	Your stomach is still growling.	1.6655	0.01154	4499	2352	1300	847
13	And this is why we don't get invited to dinner parties.	1.6638	0.01255	3662	1878	1137	647
14	This is a lot to take in.	1.6575	0.02023	1273	624	461	188
15	I see you've finally started swallowing that pride.	1.6571	0.02140	1295	682	375	238
16	No, I DON'T know the Heimlich Maneuver!	1.6537	0.01788	1770	913	557	300
17	Sam I said you should try Whole Foods, not whole foods	1.6525	0.02744	731	372	241	118
18	Haven’t seen him.	1.6472	0.01736	1817	931	596	290
19	But we had dinner plans next month!	1.6466	0.01299	3305	1711	1051	543
20	He asked if I was his Uber driver, I said, 'Sure climb in!'	1.6455	0.02095	1320	699	390	231
21	Nope, haven’t seen him.	1.6444	0.01599	2219	1164	680	375
22	‘Does this make me look fat?’	1.6399	0.01812	1733	917	523	293
23	No way I'm splitting the check.	1.6377	0.01564	2313	1225	701	387
24	I warned you, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.	1.6352	0.01538	2349	1237	732	380
25	You've got a little something stuck in your teeth.	1.6291	0.01711	1820	947	601	272
26	You're always biting off more than you can chew.	1.6278	0.02123	1166	604	392	170
27	I’ll come back in two weeks when you’re finished.	1.6257	0.01694	1742	883	628	231
28	I'm a cat person too!	1.6171	0.01775	1763	956	526	281
29	He’s wagging his tail. That means he likes you.	1.6164	0.01781	1809	999	505	305
30	I hate to say it, but you’re full of bull.	1.6147	0.01726	1788	953	571	264
31	So, does it taste like chicken?	1.6142	0.01700	1804	952	596	256
32	Sometimes it seems as if you inhale your food without even constricting.	1.6138	0.01646	1973	1055	625	293
33	You've got a little something between your teeth.	1.6125	0.01606	2044	1088	660	296
34	Exactly which pride did you swallow	1.6044	0.01546	2371	1326	657	388
35	Wednesday is my cheat day.	1.6000	0.01726	1715	918	565	232
36	You misunderstood—I said MEET other creatures.	1.5950	0.02529	837	462	252	123
37	Not cool Steve, you said you just wanted one bite.	1.5944	0.01684	1822	990	581	251
38	Won't he be surprised when he wakes up.	1.5918	0.01748	1722	948	529	245
39	This is what happens when you go to an all-you-can-kill buffet.	1.5883	0.01591	2514	1530	489	495
40	Hold still, you've got someone in your teeth.	1.5871	0.01861	1463	797	473	193
41	I said “swallow your pride,” not “swallow a pride.”	1.5803	0.01692	2061	1222	482	357
42	I'm trying to eat more whole foods too.	1.5798	0.01583	2237	1294	589	354
43	Ya, but I think that they'll still consider it oversized carry-on.	1.5719	0.02141	1140	646	336	158
44	The first think I would try is a stool softener.	1.5683	0.02475	922	545	230	147
45	May I remind you that we came here through the knothole in the fence?	1.5665	0.01922	1617	985	348	284
46	Yes, that does make you look fat.	1.5648	0.01804	1691	993	441	257
47	so you fell for that Tik-Tok Wildebeest challenge, huh	1.5615	0.01933	1464	862	382	220
48	You've got a lot to learn about sharing, Frank.	1.5574	0.01927	1254	692	425	137
49	Don't get bent out of shape, it'll pass.	1.5511	0.02090	1125	642	346	137
50	I thought we were going to grab something together.	1.5481	0.02026	1259	738	352	169
51	I’m pretty sure that even if he was a dandy lion that doesn’t make it vegan, Gary	1.5466	0.02203	1052	615	299	138
52	You are what you eat, Stanley—a huge bore.	1.5423	0.02202	1169	721	262	186
53	Be sure you wait an hour before going swimming.	1.5421	0.02043	1199	700	348	151
54	When I said I was looking for a piece of tail, that's not what I meant.	1.5378	0.02352	952	572	248	132
55	Seen Leo lately?	1.5318	0.02346	865	503	264	98
56	I left a tip.	1.5296	0.02467	795	467	235	93
57	Still shopping at Whole Food?	1.5286	0.02298	1031	638	241	152
58	That's why I went vegan.	1.5282	0.02296	852	487	280	85
59	That whole foods diet has really transformed you.	1.5277	0.02300	991	604	251	136
60	Henry, I can tell you're hiding something.	1.5277	0.02229	957	560	289	108
61	I hate it when our orders come out at different times!	1.5268	0.02186	1025	608	294	123
62	Please don't burp.	1.5263	0.02393	817	476	252	89
63	Once again, you've bitten off more than you can chew.	1.5245	0.02269	978	589	265	124
64	Next time let’s try tapas.	1.5221	0.02345	883	526	253	104
65	Don't tell me, don't tell me - let me guess!	1.5212	0.02265	967	582	266	119
66	‘Almost’ isn’t good enough. A bet’s a bet.	1.5201	0.02440	869	533	220	116
67	And you wonder why you have acid reflux.	1.5162	0.02509	835	519	201	115
68	See? Told ya. Went right to your thighs.	1.5157	0.02418	861	526	226	109
69	That vegan diet didn't last long, did it?	1.5143	0.02352	877	529	245	103
70	Guess who ran into me today..	1.5136	0.02379	880	537	234	109
71	That's not quite I meant by swallowing your pride.	1.5129	0.03452	388	230	117	41
72	Once again, your eyes were bigger than your unhinged jaw.	1.5113	0.02546	749	454	207	88
73	Herman, how many times do I have to tell you? Portion control!	1.5109	0.02482	824	509	209	106
74	You’re so full of Bull!	1.5106	0.02375	893	550	230	113
75	An hour on the lips, forever on the hips.	1.5105	0.02366	905	559	230	116
76	The ambience was nice, table service so-so, but the portions were HUGE!	1.5090	0.02477	837	521	206	110
77	I see your tongue got a cat.	1.5087	0.02617	751	468	184	99
78	Let Mommy teach you how to eat prey, love.	1.5071	0.02654	846	563	137	146
79	This is why I never agree to split an entree with you.	1.5067	0.02450	825	508	216	101
80	Should I cancel on dinner next week then?	1.5052	0.02551	766	474	197	95
81	Have you given any thought to when he wakes up?	1.5036	0.02503	828	522	195	111
82	But that's a tail for another day.	1.5014	0.02585	734	454	192	88
83	That's gonna hurt coming out.	1.4969	0.02512	801	505	194	102
84	How's my breadth?	1.4966	0.02812	594	364	165	65
85	I think you’re missing the point of intermittent fasting.	1.4965	0.04166	286	179	72	35
86	But I made tuna casserole.	1.4958	0.02788	708	463	139	106
87	how was I supposed to know, you told me we were having him over for dinner	1.4952	0.02586	731	456	188	87
88	Don't have a cow!" "Now you tell me!	1.4944	0.02820	625	393	155	77
89	I see you took the lion's share.	1.4934	0.02677	687	431	173	83
90	I hope you've saved a little room for dessert.	1.4924	0.02604	660	400	195	65
91	That thing’s not comin out like a lamb, ya know	1.4923	0.02767	652	412	159	81
92	I guess you won't have to eat again until they cart Trump off to jail.	1.4923	0.02829	715	478	122	115
93	You ate without me ?	1.4914	0.02690	637	391	179	67
94	May I offer you a breath mint?	1.4896	0.02706	623	382	177	64
95	You should probably avoid swimming for a while.	1.4882	0.02788	592	365	165	62
96	I like wildebeest, but I'm always hungry seven or ten days later.	1.4877	0.02550	689	421	200	68
97	Don’t blame me if you’re not hungry when it’s time to eat next month.	1.4874	0.02656	636	389	184	63
98	Seriously? How fast were you going!?	1.4850	0.02811	633	405	149	79
99	Apparently,I bit off more than I can chew.	1.4848	0.02532	726	452	196	78
100	I said you could take one bite.	1.4837	0.02668	676	427	171	78
101	Don’t talk with your mouth full. It’s disgusting.	1.4823	0.02638	651	403	182	66
102	Does this meal make my ass look big?	1.4819	0.02839	635	412	140	83
103	How's the brown cow now?	1.4795	0.02887	584	373	142	69
104	Strangely, lion tastes just like chicken.	1.4767	0.02793	602	381	155	66
105	My stomach was bigger than my eyes.	1.4767	0.02691	621	387	172	62
106	I think you might have misinterpreted me when I said "leave a tip"	1.4765	0.02853	596	382	144	70
107	You gonna finish that?	1.4749	0.02900	518	320	150	48
108	That's the problem with intermittent fasting. By meal time you're so hungry, you could eat a horse.	1.4745	0.02986	550	355	129	66
109	Sometimes cheating on your diet is hard to camouflage.	1.4742	0.03079	561	374	108	79
110	So much for our vacation Troy! You know that'll take months to digest!	1.4730	0.03099	463	289	129	45
111	'Look Dave, I'm a turtle'	1.4725	0.02903	582	377	135	70
112	For your sake, I hope it goes out like a lamb.	1.4716	0.03025	564	373	116	75
113	You’re sure you haven’t seen Muffy?	1.4697	0.02880	577	372	139	66
114	Listen, the zookeeper asked to see you in his office. I'm sure it's nothing.	1.4693	0.03056	505	324	125	56
115	It’s a saying Greg! I didn’t mean to literally “take the bull by the horns”	1.4684	0.02965	538	346	132	60
116	I can't believe you ate the whole king.	1.4673	0.02962	550	357	129	64
117	So then I guess no room for dessert?	1.4670	0.02777	576	363	157	56
118	You couldn't just get a box to go?	1.4668	0.03000	512	327	131	54
119	OMG, Bob, you are so full of bull.	1.4653	0.02947	548	355	131	62
120	I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach	1.4652	0.02822	503	307	158	38
121	How about lunch next year then?	1.4641	0.03060	474	300	128	46
122	Costco?	1.4640	0.03155	500	330	108	62
123	So where is that new ‘all you can eat’ place?	1.4639	0.02832	554	351	149	54
124	You going to finish that?	1.4627	0.02965	523	336	132	55
125	Well now we can’t go swimming for a week!	1.4595	0.03260	457	301	102	54
126	It was an all-you-can-eat buffet.	1.4590	0.02985	512	330	129	53
127	I see you’re back on Whole Foods.	1.4588	0.03074	486	314	121	51
128	You got the lion's share, huh?	1.4587	0.03009	521	340	123	58
129	So, how was the "Mammals are our friends" convention?	1.4584	0.03341	445	296	94	55
130	Well, I see you really DID take the bull by the horns!	1.4579	0.03040	511	334	120	57
131	It had a bell Simon. The neighbors will know it's you.	1.4574	0.03318	470	318	89	63
132	Don't bother me. I have a lot to digest right now.	1.4573	0.03215	457	299	107	51
133	That’s a lotta trouble to go through for just a little tail!	1.4569	0.03119	510	340	107	63
134	I warned you about pledging a fraternity.	1.4563	0.03352	412	268	100	44
135	This is why no-one has us over for dinner.	1.4551	0.03258	468	313	97	58
136	Don't you worry about the stretch marks?	1.4535	0.03040	505	331	119	55
137	And did Monsieur save room for dessert?	1.4509	0.03324	428	283	97	48
138	Goddamn he's still singing that hakuna matata song.	1.4506	0.03310	466	317	88	61
139	Does it really taste like chicken?	1.4506	0.02982	506	329	126	51
140	Wait, let me guess.	1.4502	0.03082	462	298	120	44
141	Something disagreed with me so I ate him."	1.4502	0.03117	482	318	111	53
142	You should wait an hour before going in the water.	1.4495	0.03157	465	306	109	50
143	Does it make me look fat?	1.4491	0.03094	481	316	114	51
144	Are you gonna finish that?	1.4485	0.03210	466	311	101	54
145	How was I supposed to know she was a 44DD.	1.4474	0.03184	485	327	99	59
146	What I said was you should swallow your pride	1.4468	0.03442	385	253	92	40
147	Yeah, well Heimlich had arms!	1.4463	0.03395	410	273	91	46
148	Have you tried stool softeners?	1.4449	0.03275	445	298	96	51
149	Please don't burp again.	1.4439	0.03187	428	278	110	40
150	I just said "I bet you can't eat the whole thing" I didn't mean you should do it.	1.4437	0.03201	453	301	103	49
151	I like how it brings out the pattern	1.4433	0.03401	406	271	90	45
152	I’m always coming in at the tail end of something big.	1.4430	0.03185	447	295	106	46
153	The tail’s the best part! Do you mind?	1.4414	0.03077	478	316	113	49
154	No really, it's fine, only the white ones are endangered.	1.4402	0.03153	468	313	104	51
155	So, cat's got your tongue?	1.4402	0.03050	468	306	118	44
156	I warned you the gnus would be hard to swallow.	1.4395	0.03609	380	260	73	47
157	Now you can't go swimming til next year.	1.4393	0.03467	412	282	79	51
158	I can still hear your stomach growling.	1.4378	0.03239	418	275	103	40
159	Have you seen the cat?	1.4369	0.03201	428	282	105	41
160	Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.	1.4367	0.03269	403	264	102	37
161	It’s OK…we can talk later.	1.4366	0.03135	410	263	115	32
162	What? You started without me?	1.4353	0.03255	402	263	103	36
163	So that vegan diet you were telling me about was bull?	1.4346	0.03367	428	293	84	51
164	I've had enough, you said. I refuse to swallow any more of that bull, you said... Now who's eating their words??	1.4340	0.03531	371	250	81	40
165	It's a little creepy how it keeps wagging.	1.4334	0.03328	383	251	98	34
166	Not what I thought you meant when you said you were feeling horny.	1.4329	0.03721	328	220	74	34
167	Dinner? I’m still pretty full from lunch.	1.4328	0.03333	372	242	99	31
168	It's called Whole Foods, not Foods Whole.	1.4321	0.03572	368	250	77	41
169	Sorry, I didn't realize you're at the tail-end of dinner	1.4310	0.03405	413	283	82	48
170	I see you met our new neighbor.	1.4294	0.03447	361	239	89	33
171	Sorry to bother you at the tail end of your dinner.	1.4289	0.03254	436	296	93	47
172	You have something in your teeth.	1.4279	0.03136	423	278	109	36
173	I'm glad I caught you at the tail end of dinner	1.4278	0.03426	395	269	83	43
174	You're eating way too much fast food	1.4276	0.03214	428	287	99	42
175	Don't talk to me with your mouth full.	1.4270	0.03513	370	251	80	39
176	I love WHOLE foods!	1.4266	0.03651	354	243	71	40
177	You've got a little something there in the corner of your mouth.	1.4255	0.03413	369	246	89	34
178	I started by grabbing the bull by the horns, but then I just couldn't help myself.	1.4251	0.03668	334	226	74	34
179	I’m going out to grab some lunch—did you eat yet?	1.4251	0.03491	367	248	82	37
180	So how did your audition for The Lion King go?	1.4250	0.03584	360	246	75	39
181	One second on the lips, forever on the hips	1.4249	0.03365	386	259	90	37
182	The sign said rare which is the way I like it.	1.4247	0.03418	365	243	89	33
183	Seemed like a good idea at the time.	1.4235	0.03321	366	240	97	29
184	You're in big trouble when he wakes up.	1.4230	0.03691	331	225	72	34
185	How was Whole Foods?	1.4218	0.03508	358	242	81	35
186	Jeez,Marvin… the things that come out of your mouth!	1.4217	0.03582	332	222	80	30
187	I thought you said you were lactose intolerant	1.4213	0.03222	413	277	98	38
188	Whole Foods?	1.4203	0.03677	364	256	63	45
189	I thought we said we’d split the entree.	1.4201	0.03274	407	275	93	39
190	What did you have for dinner?	1.4194	0.03357	360	238	93	29
191	I guess I’m on my own for dinner.	1.4193	0.03404	353	234	90	29
192	I don’t do portion control.	1.4188	0.03417	351	233	89	29
193	I saved you a bite.	1.4186	0.03609	344	235	74	35
194	Don’t move! I’m going to try the Heimlich maneuver	1.4180	0.03597	323	216	79	28
195	“Sorry pal, I don’t think a Heimlich maneuver can help you now.”	1.4178	0.03454	359	242	84	33
196	You have a little tail stuck in your teeth	1.4177	0.03291	407	277	90	40
197	I can't understand a word you're saying."	1.4176	0.03464	364	247	82	35
198	Impressive, Chauncy. But I just created original sin back at the ol’ apple tree, so …	1.4169	0.03560	331	222	80	29
199	Yes, you do look like a hat	1.4162	0.03571	358	247	73	38
200	It tastes so much better when it’s endangered.	1.4162	0.03588	334	226	77	31
201	That's nothing. I could eat a horse.	1.4154	0.03539	337	227	80	30
202	You think it hurt going in….	1.4154	0.03514	337	226	82	29
203	So you've given up on your juice cleanse?	1.4151	0.03393	371	251	86	34
204	You know it's just going straight to your hips.	1.4149	0.03503	335	224	83	28
205	When a cow asks you if you want to be its halloween costume you never say no.	1.4148	0.03548	364	252	73	39
206	And did we leave room for some desert?	1.4146	0.03303	357	235	96	26
207	All that and your stomach is still growling?	1.4134	0.03573	329	222	78	29
208	Make sure you wait 30 days before getting back in the water.	1.4113	0.03448	372	256	79	37
209	I bet those hyenas aren’t laughing now.	1.4108	0.03354	370	250	88	32
210	Something tells me you aren’t going to share that.	1.4095	0.03683	315	215	71	29
211	So, I assume that’s the end of the bull Market?	1.4092	0.03700	303	205	72	26
212	It looks like you got your appetite back.	1.4090	0.03421	335	223	87	25
213	The wild boar is impeccable this season.	1.4088	0.03575	318	214	78	26
214	Don't hiss with your mouth full.	1.4074	0.03841	297	205	63	29
215	Honey, you’re going to spoil your appetite. I’m making dinner.	1.4074	0.03659	297	199	75	23
216	Have you seen Stuart?	1.4072	0.03374	334	221	90	23
217	I’m good. I ate last year.	1.4070	0.03383	344	230	88	26
218	Don't you hate it when they still wag?	1.4067	0.03813	300	207	64	29
219	Those horns are going to hurt on the way out	1.4067	0.03663	300	202	74	24
220	How do I stay so slim? Well, I keep pretty active, do a lot of long-distance slithering and…oh yeah, portion control.	1.4062	0.03927	288	200	59	29
221	Carl, you fool. We’re got brunch with the Hargroves in forty-five minutes.”	1.4059	0.03559	340	234	74	32
222	You look different than your online dating profile, is all.	1.4056	0.03505	360	250	74	36
223	I had a feeling you wouldn't last very long as a vegan.	1.4054	0.03485	333	225	81	27
224	Sometimes you are so full of bull.	1.4045	0.03645	309	210	73	26
225	Swallow first. Then talk.	1.4040	0.03297	349	232	93	24
226	I really pigged out last night.	1.4032	0.03566	315	213	77	25
227	You have a little something between your teeth Edgar.	1.4032	0.03623	315	215	73	27
228	I’m not sure, could be something you ate.	1.4030	0.03426	330	221	85	24
229	Hurray for me. I get to spend another vacation watching you digest.	1.4022	0.03933	271	186	61	24
230	I see you've met our neighbor.	1.4022	0.03862	271	184	65	22
231	It's not a fart joke, just pull on the tail, quick!	1.4013	0.03772	304	211	64	29
232	If you think you're going to lay around digesting all weekend You're wrong.	1.4007	0.03870	287	199	61	27
233	You gonna eat that tail?	1.3994	0.03561	308	208	77	23
234	Are you saying "pull" or "full"?	1.3987	0.03666	316	219	68	29
235	I don’t think the intermittent fasting is working for you.	1.3987	0.03665	306	210	70	26
236	Do I look bloated?	1.3986	0.03616	286	191	76	19
237	You are not going out until you finish your dinner."	1.3985	0.03982	266	184	58	24
238	I can tell when you are lying.	1.3981	0.03570	314	214	75	25
239	Wholly cow.	1.3974	0.03684	307	212	68	27
240	Why do I always get here for the tail end of dinner?	1.3973	0.03832	297	208	60	29
241	I thought we were going to eat together tonight.	1.3970	0.03411	335	227	83	25
242	Your tongue is all furry.	1.3969	0.03967	257	176	60	21
243	Thank you so much for the invitation but I really can't manage dinner for another three to four months.	1.3963	0.03541	328	226	74	28
244	”I’ll just go ahead and cancel our reservation.	1.3956	0.03871	273	188	62	23
245	I see you finally swallowed your pride.	1.3951	0.04060	286	206	47	33
246	That's nothing! I swallowed something Tucker Carlson said on Fox News last week.	1.3950	0.04205	281	206	39	36
247	Is it like having a frog in your throat?	1.3937	0.03702	287	196	69	22
248	You’re fine, everyone has cheat days.	1.3932	0.03630	323	226	67	30
249	Frankly, I think you're full of it..	1.3929	0.03672	308	214	67	27
250	Do you mind if I get in the restroom before you?	1.3926	0.03755	270	183	68	19
251	That was a lawn ornament.	1.3906	0.03705	297	206	66	25
252	Can we move our dinner reservation to some time next week?	1.3906	0.03580	297	202	74	21
253	When I said you need to go the whole hog, this wasn’t quite what I meant, Dave…	1.3905	0.03497	315	215	77	23
254	I went to Costco	1.3893	0.04052	262	185	52	25
255	When I asked if you liked cats, I meant the musical.	1.3891	0.03913	275	193	57	25
256	Did you forget that we're having zebra for dinner?	1.3889	0.03721	288	199	66	23
257	These vegans are so gassy.	1.3887	0.03723	265	179	69	17
258	I didn’t intend to eat him, but he was such a boar.	1.3883	0.03687	309	217	64	28
259	I'll come back. I see you're still at lunch.	1.3882	0.04192	237	166	50	21
260	A purebred? You always did go for the premium brands.	1.3878	0.03623	263	175	74	14
261	I saved the last bite for you.	1.3875	0.03703	271	184	69	18
262	They're endangered, Carl.	1.3870	0.03840	292	207	57	28
263	Not tonight dear, I've got a bellyache.	1.3862	0.03501	290	195	78	17
264	As my sainted mother might say, this, too, will pass.	1.3857	0.03655	280	191	70	19
265	What lion?	1.3854	0.03695	301	211	64	26
266	What was the point of calling heads or tails?	1.3854	0.03635	301	209	68	24
267	I called tails.	1.3851	0.03646	296	205	68	23
268	I think you just need time to process.	1.3846	0.03717	273	187	67	19
269	You've made a pig of yourself!	1.3833	0.03821	287	203	58	26
270	It'll be days before you get to the best part	1.3827	0.03886	277	196	56	25
271	I thought we were doing small plates tonight.	1.3823	0.03572	293	201	72	20
272	In like a lion,out like a lamb.	1.3821	0.04156	246	175	48	23
273	You idiot! He was on the endangered species list!	1.3820	0.04280	233	166	45	22
274	I think you might have a problem with portion control Stan.	1.3818	0.03837	275	193	59	23
275	I’m feeling funny. It must be something I ate.	1.3815	0.03668	270	184	69	17
276	Well, my doctor did say I should be eating more whole foods.	1.3810	0.03819	315	230	50	35
277	Conspicuous consumption is tacky, Bob.	1.3806	0.03870	268	188	58	22
278	Wag its tail if you need the Heimlich.	1.3804	0.04160	255	184	45	26
279	I was going to invite you to dinner next week, but I can see you've already eaten.	1.3799	0.03600	308	216	67	25
280	That’s one way to shut him up…”	1.3798	0.03820	258	178	62	18
281	Did you see my lunch I left in the fridge?	1.3797	0.03998	266	190	51	25
282	I told you—a minute on the lips, 4-6 days on the hips.	1.3796	0.03879	274	194	56	24
283	Good luck with the whole food diet.	1.3793	0.03912	290	210	50	30
284	That’s the last time I take you to the zoo.	1.3789	0.04034	256	182	51	23
285	Your stomach really is bigger than your eyes, Bill.	1.3787	0.03535	301	208	72	21
286	That'll go right to your hips.	1.3786	0.03917	280	201	52	27
287	So, I guess I should cancel our dinner reservation.	1.3777	0.03592	278	190	71	17
288	You really did have a cow.	1.3774	0.03945	257	181	55	21
289	I always feel bloated after I have beef.	1.3773	0.03851	273	193	57	23
290	I can't believe you swallowed that bull.	1.3772	0.03970	281	204	48	29
291	I see I caught you on the tail end of dinner	1.3772	0.04002	281	205	46	30
292	Does the intermittent fast start tomorrow then?	1.3767	0.03607	292	203	68	21
293	You can't eat a cow. You're lactose intolerant!	1.3767	0.03784	300	216	55	29
294	I went whole hog.	1.3766	0.04278	239	173	42	24
295	No dessert until you finish your bison."	1.3763	0.03617	287	199	68	20
296	I'm not sure the carnivore diet is achieving the slender look you were hoping for.	1.3760	0.03940	250	175	56	19
297	I'm just big-boned.	1.3755	0.04046	237	166	53	18
298	Have you seen...never mind.	1.3750	0.03697	296	210	61	25
299	It’s a jungle in there.	1.3745	0.04047	251	179	50	22
300	No, I said DON'T have a cow, man!	1.3744	0.04641	211	155	33	23
301	I prefer to binge on wildlife videos.	1.3735	0.04202	257	189	40	28
302	? A wimoweh, a wimoweh… ?	1.3733	0.04302	217	154	45	18
303	I got this one from Whole Foods	1.3728	0.03613	279	193	68	18
304	Yea! Now who's 'King of the Jungle'!"	1.3721	0.03966	258	184	52	22
305	Thanks I’ve already eaten	1.3719	0.03716	242	164	66	12
306	You said you weren't hungry and would just have a bite of whatever I ordered.	1.3718	0.03520	277	189	73	15
307	You don’t look anything like your profile pic.	1.3712	0.04010	264	191	48	25
308	It was my binge day.	1.3707	0.04055	232	163	52	17
309	We both know you’re full of it.	1.3704	0.04096	243	174	48	21
310	I know who I’m not going to slither behind tomorrow!”	1.3702	0.04108	235	167	49	19
311	Would you like to see the dessert tray?	1.3694	0.04031	222	154	54	14
312	Maybe just drinks, then?	1.3691	0.04349	233	171	38	24
313	As usual, you’ve eaten the ‘lion’s share’ of our dinner.	1.3689	0.03999	244	173	52	19
314	A entire cow? That’s hard to swallow.	1.3684	0.04087	247	178	47	22
315	So, the diet starts tomorrow, eh?	1.3684	0.04101	228	161	50	17
316	I hope you don’t mind that I started without you.	1.3680	0.03970	231	161	55	15
317	You have a little something stuck between your fangs.	1.3678	0.03656	261	180	66	15
318	I take it you're a 'no' for dinner?	1.3675	0.03981	234	164	54	16
319	That tail's been wagging for two days now. Have you stopped to wonder who's eating who?	1.3671	0.03990	237	167	53	17
320	You've got a little something in your teeth.	1.3667	0.03866	240	167	58	15
321	Betcha can't eat just one.	1.3655	0.04021	238	169	51	18
322	You've got something in your teeth.	1.3655	0.03769	249	173	61	15
323	Race ya.	1.3652	0.04164	230	165	46	19
324	Did you ever hear the saying until the cows come home? Well not tonight my friend, not tonight.	1.3651	0.03822	252	177	58	17
325	You know that isn't kosher, don't you?	1.3647	0.04028	255	185	47	23
326	I see you've gone whole hog.	1.3645	0.04125	214	150	50	14
327	It was the 'Garden of Eden,' not "eat 'em," Sherman.	1.3644	0.04043	236	168	50	18
328	Can I interest you in seconds?	1.3643	0.03917	258	185	52	21
329	Does this cow make me look fat?	1.3640	0.04234	228	165	43	20
330	I’m still dieting, but it’s my cheetah day.	1.3640	0.04163	250	184	41	25
331	Yeah, it sort of does make you look fat.	1.3640	0.03842	250	176	57	17
332	Kings of the Jungle! Their egos are so hard to digest.	1.3636	0.04239	231	168	42	21
333	I'm late two minutes and you start without me?	1.3625	0.03722	240	165	63	12
334	How’d you like to get together for lunch in 4 to 6 weeks?	1.3617	0.04051	235	168	49	18
335	That’s not what I’m meant when I said let’s have Fred for dinner.	1.3613	0.04059	238	171	48	19
336	You've got some food stuck in your teeth.	1.3609	0.03678	266	187	62	17
337	Did you forget about our dinner plans two weeks from today?	1.3606	0.04416	208	151	39	18
338	It looks good in you.	1.3602	0.03992	211	146	54	11
339	What’s a leftover?	1.3602	0.03725	261	184	60	17
340	Well, that's one way to end the Circle of Life.	1.3600	0.03879	225	156	57	12
341	Oh, hello. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Or is this a bad time?	1.3598	0.04215	239	176	40	23
342	Yes it makes your ass look fat.	1.3595	0.04135	242	177	43	22
343	Listen, just because you can, doesn't mean that you should.	1.3585	0.04142	212	150	48	14
344	Remember when you bet me that I couldn’t eat an entire lion? Well, you owe me two dollars.	1.3584	0.03814	226	156	59	11
345	You promised to share!	1.3581	0.03978	229	162	52	15
346	Could you help me finish this? I am absolutely stuffed.	1.3578	0.04115	218	155	48	15
347	Maybe it was something you ate?	1.3577	0.03745	246	172	60	14
348	Last bite, would you like it?	1.3568	0.04017	241	174	48	19
349	If that’s the last one, please write it on the grocery list.	1.3568	0.04497	199	145	37	17
350	No,I didn’t eat without you. Why do you ask?	1.3563	0.03905	247	177	52	18
351	So much for 'Meatless Mondays'...	1.3563	0.04070	247	181	44	22
352	They had a supersize option!	1.3559	0.04010	222	157	51	14
353	It creeps me out when it wags	1.3557	0.03920	253	183	50	20
354	I am so sick of waiting for you to digest the gnus every morning!	1.3547	0.04187	234	172	41	21
355	You're full of it.	1.3547	0.03915	234	166	53	15
356	Be sure you wait a full four days before you go swimming.	1.3546	0.03981	251	183	47	21
357	It tastes like chicken.	1.3544	0.04046	206	144	51	11
358	You need to swallow.	1.3539	0.03814	243	172	56	15
359	No, wait! Don't tell me...you're going to the party as a cow dressed up like a snake.	1.3538	0.03520	260	180	68	12
360	I've told you before, measure twice, swallow once.	1.3538	0.04447	212	157	35	20
361	You have something stuck in your teeth.	1.3532	0.03854	235	166	55	14
362	This is the second Halloween in a row you’ve gone as a hat.	1.3532	0.04007	252	185	45	22
363	For the last time, I have no idea who took your lunch!	1.3529	0.03867	238	169	54	15
364	Nice. I’ll call Guinness.	1.3529	0.04187	204	145	46	13
365	Burp, and you’ll feel better.	1.3527	0.04256	207	149	43	15
366	Happy now?	1.3525	0.03713	261	186	58	17
367	You stopped for fast food on the way home, again?!	1.3520	0.04595	196	145	33	18
368	Everything I eat goes straight to my hips.	1.3515	0.04075	239	175	44	20
369	So, eventually this will be bullshit?	1.3505	0.04451	194	141	38	15
370	No, thank you. I just ate.	1.3504	0.03908	234	167	52	15
371	You've always been full of bull.	1.3504	0.03955	234	168	50	16
372	I know it looks like a lot, but its actually keto	1.3500	0.04275	220	162	39	19
373	So much for the bull market.	1.3500	0.04018	240	175	46	19
374	When you said you were passionate about the lion king I thought you meant the movie!	1.3500	0.04238	200	143	44	13
375	Don't worry, it will come out like a lamb.	1.3488	0.04033	215	153	49	13
376	I said “DON’T have a cow,” dude.	1.3486	0.04048	218	156	48	14
377	Is that a tail in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?	1.3480	0.03986	227	163	49	15
378	The tail always gets stuck in my teeth too.	1.3480	0.03986	227	163	49	15
379	You’re sure?…because earlier, there was a boar clearly marked “Stanley” and now it’s gone	1.3472	0.04227	216	158	41	17
380	That's exactly why I eat mine tail first.	1.3468	0.04096	222	161	45	16
381	I thought we agreed not to snack before dinner.	1.3467	0.03805	225	158	56	11
382	It ruined your figure.	1.3457	0.03890	243	176	50	17
383	I've read some good reviews. How are the portion sizes?	1.3455	0.04068	220	159	46	15
384	I’ve tried this same diet … but in a month or so I’m still hungry	1.3454	0.04381	194	141	39	14
385	I was totally unhinged earlier.	1.3448	0.04798	174	129	30	15
386	I can't finish this, want some?	1.3448	0.04244	203	147	42	14
387	Should I cancel our 6:30 reservation?	1.3445	0.04077	238	176	42	20
388	Hmm, so he just walked in? Weird.	1.3442	0.04436	215	162	32	21
389	I see you gave up on veganism.	1.3431	0.04052	204	145	48	11
390	Geez, Tom. I said buffalo wings!	1.3429	0.04251	210	154	40	16
391	haven’t seen him anywhere	1.3427	0.04364	213	159	35	19
392	Turns out my eyes aren't bigger than my stomach.	1.3424	0.04541	184	135	35	14
393	I went to that gnu dentist. He said, Open wide. And I did.	1.3412	0.04287	211	156	38	17
394	This means that dinner for two is out until next year, right?	1.3409	0.04683	176	130	32	14
395	I told you it would go right to your hips.	1.3409	0.04161	220	162	41	17
396	No way. It doesn't count if it's not the whole thing. Either finish it or pay up!	1.3408	0.04826	179	135	27	17
397	Is two-humped camel Bactrian or Dromedary?	1.3408	0.04559	179	131	35	13
398	Armadelicious!	1.3406	0.03997	229	167	46	16
399	I watch what I eat, but I still feel like I’m out of shape.	1.3399	0.04118	203	146	45	12
400	You have a little piece of something stuck in your teeth.”	1.3398	0.04248	206	151	40	15
401	I wasn’t particularly hungry ⁠— it was just the only way to get him to stop singing Hakuna Matata	1.3394	0.04335	218	164	34	20
402	Please don't talk with your mouth full.	1.3391	0.03983	230	168	46	16
403	I was saving that for later.	1.3391	0.03837	230	165	52	13
404	Wait a second--don't try to talk with your mouth full.	1.3388	0.03845	242	176	50	16
405	Bit off more than you could chew again?	1.3387	0.03693	248	178	56	14
406	Thats what I call conspicuous consumption.	1.3385	0.04210	192	138	43	11
407	Just passing through?	1.3383	0.03895	201	141	52	8
408	Blink twice if you need the Heimlich	1.3382	0.04218	204	149	41	14
409	I see ‘going vegan’ lasted about a day.	1.3382	0.04274	204	150	39	15
410	I think you have a tail stuck in your teeth.	1.3382	0.04231	207	152	40	15
411	Um, there’s something in your teeth.	1.3379	0.04068	219	160	44	15
412	I said I would eat the Lion. You eat the Witch and the Wardrobe.	1.3376	0.04070	234	174	41	19
413	I know I look like a pig, but with this whole intermittent fasting thing, I’m only eating once a week.	1.3371	0.04553	175	128	35	12
414	Well, no wonder your stomach's growling.	1.3371	0.04356	178	128	40	10
415	I won't be able to go swimming for at least 30 minutes.	1.3370	0.04844	181	138	25	18
416	It's a what? I find that hard to swallow.	1.3369	0.04146	187	133	45	9
417	So dinner is off until this time next year, I guess?	1.3368	0.04103	190	135	46	9
418	So who is king of the jungle now?	1.3367	0.04334	196	144	38	14
419	You showed him alright, but your abs are going to be sore for a month.	1.3365	0.03869	208	147	52	9
420	oh, did you want some?	1.3364	0.03842	220	157	52	11
421	Was this your first rodeo?	1.3353	0.04850	167	125	28	14
422	Another British Prime Minister taken care of	1.3352	0.04478	179	131	36	12
423	Something tells me that you grabbed a bite on the way home.	1.3350	0.04254	197	144	40	13
424	Wait at least an hour before you go swimming.	1.3350	0.04131	197	142	44	11
425	Do you think it went down the wrong way?	1.3350	0.04009	206	148	47	11
426	Does this pattern make me look fat?	1.3350	0.04349	206	154	35	17
427	Show off.	1.3349	0.04196	209	154	40	15
428	Did ‘ya bite off more than you can chew?	1.3349	0.04155	212	156	41	15
429	So...Does it really taste just like chicken?	1.3349	0.04007	215	156	46	13
430	Dear, there's something in your teeth.	1.3349	0.03897	215	154	50	11
431	When I said "Don't have a cow," I meant it	1.3349	0.03970	218	158	47	13
432	Darn, it’s tails. Best of three?	1.3349	0.04127	218	161	41	16
433	No thanks, I’m on a glutton-free diet.	1.3347	0.04005	239	178	42	19
434	So it wasn’t an hyperbole!	1.3347	0.04019	245	184	40	21
435	Okay, all packed!	1.3333	0.03779	210	148	54	8
436	I thought I was just eating a mouse, but he chased after it.	1.3333	0.04656	165	121	33	11
437	Honestly Frank, your breath smells like shit	1.3333	0.04138	213	157	41	15
438	Oh,like you've never taken a cheat day.	1.3333	0.04656	165	121	33	11
439	Tails, you lose.	1.3333	0.04526	180	133	34	13
440	Is today your cheat day?	1.3333	0.03848	204	144	52	8
441	Was the Mindful Eating workshop of any help?	1.3333	0.04082	225	167	41	17
442	You...uh....gonna finish that tail?!?	1.3318	0.04185	217	162	38	17
443	You swallowed Kim Kardashian?	1.3318	0.04425	211	161	30	20
444	Come on now, Hoover... just one more swallow and you can have dessert."	1.3317	0.03956	205	147	48	10
445	If you can't finish that, it's my favorite part."	1.3317	0.04247	205	152	38	15
446	I’m on a gnu diet.	1.3317	0.04337	199	148	36	15
447	One taste? Next time order your own.	1.3316	0.04370	193	143	36	14
448	‘Now we must wait at least two hours before going to swim’	1.3316	0.04432	193	144	34	15
449	Don’t look at me like that. It’s my cheat day.	1.3316	0.04181	193	140	42	11
450	Don't talk on with your mouth full.	1.3316	0.04355	190	140	37	13
451	It went in like a lion, hope it comes out like a lamb	1.3316	0.04419	190	141	35	14
452	So you’re telling me you have no idea what happened to my lunch?!	1.3315	0.04178	184	132	43	9
453	I thought I'd stop by for the tail end of dinner.	1.3315	0.04487	178	131	35	12
454	I thought we were cutting out dairy?	1.3305	0.03863	239	176	47	16
455	Is there something in my teeth?	1.3304	0.04138	224	168	38	18
456	A tale tough to swallow.	1.3304	0.04090	224	167	40	17
457	I thought we were gonna split that.	1.3303	0.03907	218	158	48	12
458	Gross, you've got hair in your food.	1.3302	0.04158	215	160	39	16
459	Do I have something in my teeth?	1.3302	0.03924	212	153	48	11
460	Honey, there's a Meercat at the door looking for a friend. Have you seen anyone named Pumbaa?	1.3301	0.04173	206	152	40	14
461	Bet you can’t the whole thing”, he said	1.3300	0.04216	203	150	39	14
462	Is that all you saved for me?	1.3299	0.03993	197	141	47	9
463	my mom would say, "Your eyes are too big for your stomach"	1.3299	0.04227	194	142	40	12
464	I ate him with some fava beans and a nice Chianti	1.3298	0.04207	191	139	41	11
465	Honey, Have you seen the cat?	1.3298	0.04384	188	139	36	13
466	… do I have something stuck in my teeth?	1.3297	0.04682	182	138	28	16
467	One moment on the lips, forever on the hips.	1.3296	0.04466	179	132	35	12
468	I think you’re full of bull!	1.3295	0.04927	173	133	23	17
469	You have some food in your teeth	1.3287	0.03983	216	158	45	13
470	Bit off more than I can chew.	1.3286	0.04003	210	153	45	12
471	I thought you were Vegan.	1.3284	0.04198	204	151	39	14
472	The lioness wants a word...	1.3284	0.04140	204	150	41	13
473	I’m on the tail end of this new diet plan.	1.3281	0.04379	192	143	35	14
474	Cat Caught Your Tongue?	1.3280	0.04491	189	142	32	15
475	Ordering the oxtail is such a commitment	1.3280	0.04428	189	141	34	14
476	Great, now I got 'Hakuna Matata' stuck in my head.	1.3279	0.04395	183	135	36	12
477	Well, he was just lyin' there.	1.3278	0.04445	180	133	35	12
478	I guess this means our dinner date is off.	1.3275	0.03673	229	164	55	10
479	How was your trip to Pamplona?	1.3274	0.04663	168	125	31	12
480	What's the matter, cat got your tongue?	1.3274	0.03946	223	164	45	14
481	Honey, I told you that dinner would be ready in 15 minutes.	1.3269	0.03967	208	151	46	11
482	That'll teach you to sleep with your mouth open.	1.3267	0.04106	202	148	42	12
483	I've always thought you were full of bull.	1.3262	0.04457	187	140	33	14
484	I hate to tell you what your breath smells like..	1.3261	0.04306	184	135	38	11
485	Yes, it is gluten free.	1.3258	0.04546	178	133	32	13
486	So, I take it you’re not fasting?	1.3258	0.03916	221	162	46	13
487	Thought I’d save some for later	1.3256	0.03822	215	155	50	10
488	Looks like you had a cow, man.	1.3255	0.04082	212	157	41	14
489	They taste a lot better with a hint of garlic, don't they?	1.3251	0.04028	203	148	44	11
490	I liked you better when you were a vegan.	1.3250	0.04068	200	146	43	11
491	Have you seen Leo lately?	1.3250	0.04068	200	146	43	11
492	Welcome to three months of everyone thinking you're pregnant.	1.3246	0.04573	191	146	28	17
493	I'm guessing you are off the vegan diet.	1.3246	0.04129	191	139	42	10
494	Fortunately, your stomach is bigger than your eyes.	1.3246	0.04261	191	141	38	12
495	Lunch is on me.	1.3245	0.04362	151	107	39	5
496	I can tell by your body language we are not going out for dinner tonight?	1.3245	0.04750	151	111	31	9
497	Does this mean I should cancel our reservation?	1.3245	0.04173	188	137	41	10
498	You’re in trouble now! I got thrown out and all I did was make them eat an apple.	1.3242	0.04334	182	134	37	11
499	What about our dinner reservations? Should I cancel?	1.3242	0.04118	182	131	43	8
500	All good things must come to an end.	1.3240	0.04383	179	132	36	11
501	So…no dessert?	1.3231	0.04197	195	144	39	12
502	Looks like I’m catching you at the tail end of dinner	1.3231	0.04197	195	144	39	12
503	I could try pulling on it, I guess. But only if I get half."	1.3229	0.04430	192	145	32	15
504	Yes it makes you look fat.	1.3228	0.04287	189	140	37	12
505	Thereby hangs a tail.	1.3224	0.04815	152	113	29	10
506	Pssst. You have a tail in your teeth.	1.3222	0.04502	180	135	32	13
507	No thanks, I ate last month.	1.3220	0.03995	205	150	44	11
508	So you’re off your diet.	1.3220	0.04284	205	155	34	16
509	Oh, I’m just doing Uber on the weekends for some extra cash.	1.3220	0.04113	205	152	40	13
510	You have a little something on your tooth.	1.3218	0.04214	202	151	37	14
511	No, really, I couldn’t eat another bite.	1.3218	0.04329	202	153	33	16
512	So, it looks like you're breaking our dinner date?	1.3216	0.04362	171	125	37	9
513	Who's the king of the jungle now?	1.3216	0.04136	199	147	40	12
514	I've told you over and over again, portion control!	1.3214	0.04164	168	120	42	6
515	They're best just before their horns start to grow.	1.3212	0.04159	193	142	40	11
516	How’s the intermittent fasting going?	1.3212	0.04159	193	142	40	11
517	No swimming for one year.	1.3211	0.04100	218	164	38	16
518	I think someone's eyes were bigger than her stomach.	1.3211	0.04136	190	139	41	10
519	You do this every time my parents come over.	1.3211	0.04068	190	138	43	9
520	Floss?	1.3209	0.04315	187	139	36	12
521	Saturday is my cheetah day, so I'm allowed to have fast food.	1.3208	0.04017	212	157	42	13
522	They said if I eat the whole thing I get a free t-shirt	1.3208	0.04309	159	114	39	6
523	So you're backing out of our dinner date tonight?	1.3207	0.04430	184	138	33	13
524	I can’t take you anywhere.	1.3202	0.04078	203	150	41	12
525	How about just a movie, then?	1.3200	0.04292	175	128	38	9
526	Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew.	1.3198	0.03970	197	143	45	9
527	I see you've been to that gnu restaurant.	1.3197	0.04628	147	107	33	7
528	Geez!! You look like you swallowed a cow.	1.3193	0.04360	166	121	37	8
529	You're so full of bull that it's coming out of your mouth.	1.3191	0.04295	188	140	36	12
530	I can't believe I ate the whole thing! You wouldn't happen to have any Alca seltzer on you?	1.3190	0.04663	163	122	30	11
531	Perhaps it was something you ate.	1.3189	0.04134	185	135	41	9
532	These flexible jaw bones are a godsend of evolution.	1.3189	0.04342	185	138	35	12
533	Hey, I was saving that for later!	1.3188	0.04377	160	116	37	7
534	Why didn't you just get a take-home box if you weren't going to eat it all?	1.3188	0.04466	160	117	35	8
535	Looks like some pretty bad reflux you’ve got there.	1.3186	0.04178	204	153	37	14
536	It was good but woulda been better with horseradish	1.3184	0.03928	223	166	43	14
537	They sure taste good but the stretch marks are the worst.	1.3182	0.04346	176	130	36	10
538	I can still hear it singing Hakuna Matata.	1.3182	0.04205	198	148	37	13
539	Is now a convenient time to discuss your car's extended warranty?	1.3177	0.04294	192	144	35	13
540	I'd love to dine with you but I'm at the tail end of my last meal.	1.3175	0.04188	211	160	35	16
541	Half of that is mine, but, you had to go whole hog again.	1.3174	0.04812	167	128	25	14
542	Remember, you are what you eat	1.3172	0.04519	186	142	29	15
543	Imagine what we could do with forks and knives.	1.3172	0.04116	186	136	41	9
544	It’s a Chinese water buffalo. I’ll be hungry in a half hour.	1.3171	0.04330	205	157	31	17
545	I thought we were going to split it.	1.3171	0.03984	205	151	43	11
546	Tums?	1.3169	0.04012	183	132	44	7
547	How ironic; muted by a yak.	1.3169	0.05034	142	107	25	10
548	It's no wonder everyone thinks you're a bull-shitter.	1.3167	0.04204	180	132	39	9
549	What about PIG don’t you understand?	1.3166	0.04306	199	151	33	15
550	Must be the tail-end of it.	1.3165	0.04759	158	119	28	11
551	Ok. I see that you have swallowed the Big Lie. Now try to digest it.	1.3161	0.04338	193	146	33	14
552	Stay calm and breathe through your nostrils.	1.3160	0.04171	212	161	35	16
553	If you don't finish, you don't get dessert.	1.3158	0.04348	171	126	36	9
554	First he drags me to this party and then he says, "Cat got your tongue?" just one time too many.	1.3158	0.04256	190	142	36	12
555	Want a bite off the end? I'm stuffed.	1.3158	0.04579	171	129	30	12
556	Hakuna matata	1.3155	0.04635	168	127	29	12
557	Ox tail reflux?	1.3154	0.04864	149	112	27	10
558	Figuratively, your eyes are bigger than your stomach.	1.3153	0.04006	203	150	42	11
559	Intermittent fasting, again?	1.3152	0.04350	184	138	34	12
560	King of the jungle meets Snake in the grass.	1.3152	0.04367	165	121	36	8
561	Are you getting a strange after taste?	1.3150	0.04108	200	149	39	12
562	No, really, I haven't eaten anything all day!	1.3150	0.03855	200	145	47	8
563	I called heads.”	1.3149	0.04604	181	139	27	15
564	Ok, I'm ready - let's paint!	1.3148	0.04505	162	120	33	9
565	Did I miss the wildebeest truck again? I didn’t hear the music.	1.3147	0.04150	197	147	38	12
566	Maybe just some broth for dinner. I had a big lunch.	1.3145	0.04733	159	120	28	11
567	I can't believe i ate the W H O L E thing.	1.3143	0.04354	175	130	35	10
568	Bob, I think the problem is you need more roughage in your diet.	1.3143	0.03856	210	154	46	10
569	Now that's going to be a big shit	1.3141	0.04551	191	148	26	17
570	Honey, you don’t need to cook tonight	1.3136	0.04295	169	124	37	8
571	they lied, it didn't really taste like chicken.	1.3135	0.04397	185	140	32	13
572	Eat, Drink, Prey!	1.3133	0.04550	150	110	33	7
573	Guess what I had for dinner?	1.3133	0.04428	166	123	34	9
574	Thanx, Dad, but doncha think I'm a still a bit too young for a piece of tail?	1.3132	0.04447	182	138	31	13
575	Thanks for saving me a bite.	1.3125	0.04109	208	157	37	14
576	Once again, you grabbed the lion's share!	1.3125	0.04218	192	144	36	12
577	I'd say you bit off more than you can chew there.	1.3121	0.04769	157	119	27	11
578	Not lyin’ — a lion.	1.3118	0.04310	186	140	34	12
579	I was obviously saving that.	1.3118	0.04192	170	124	39	7
580	You must have slept with your mouth open.	1.3117	0.04274	154	111	38	5
581	S’posed to catch tigers by the tail, Hal.	1.3116	0.04225	215	166	31	18
582	Ha! Nice riff on Saint-Exupéry's "Drawing Number One." I'm just bringing an apple; easiest costume ever.	1.3115	0.04358	183	138	33	12
583	That was supposed to be "Dinner for Five".	1.3114	0.04722	167	128	26	13
584	We'be just met and you're offering me a peice of tail!!?	1.3111	0.04680	180	140	24	16
585	I’m trying the new paleo diet.	1.3111	0.03625	225	164	52	9
586	Wait - don’t tell me - you couldn’t possibly eat another bite.	1.3111	0.04190	180	133	38	9
587	Mom said, no swimming for a week.	1.3111	0.04116	180	132	40	8
588	Honey, have you seen the kids?	1.3107	0.04529	177	135	29	13
589	Wouldn't it have been easier to start at the other end?	1.3103	0.04206	174	128	38	8
590	I'd suggest you pause for a few minutes first and then ask yourself if you are still hungry.	1.3103	0.04944	145	110	25	10
591	You might need a laxative for that one.	1.3103	0.04436	174	131	32	11
592	Good luck crawling under a rock for awhile.	1.3102	0.04290	187	141	34	12
593	You shouldn't swallow all that bull.	1.3102	0.04486	187	144	28	15
594	You would have won the bet, but I said ‘tail first’.	1.3102	0.04356	187	142	32	13
595	Was it kosher?	1.3099	0.04333	171	127	35	9
596	Here we go again with you taking the lion’s share.	1.3098	0.04198	184	137	37	10
597	Please tell me you're not still binging and purging!	1.3094	0.04021	181	132	42	7
598	This place has great portion sizes!	1.3092	0.04000	207	155	40	12
599	Nah, looks good, but I'm on a diet. Couple of mice and a cup of coffee.	1.3091	0.04178	165	120	39	6
600	Bison goes straight to my hips.	1.3089	0.04024	191	141	41	9
601	Did someone forget that our wrestling weigh-in is tomorrow?	1.3089	0.04225	191	144	35	12
602	Told you I could do it in one bite”	1.3086	0.04489	162	121	32	9
603	I told you, "Don't have a cow!"	1.3086	0.04657	162	123	28	11
604	What happened to portion control?	1.3086	0.04339	175	131	34	10
605	I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't talk with your body full.	1.3086	0.04339	175	131	34	10
606	Don't worry. I can do the Heimlich in a squeeze.	1.3086	0.04185	175	129	38	8
607	Are you going to eat that?	1.3085	0.04065	188	139	40	9
608	So much for your diet!	1.3085	0.04336	188	143	32	13
609	You know what, I'm not as full as you'd expect.	1.3082	0.04457	159	118	33	8
610	I told you to swallow your PRIDE.	1.3081	0.04451	185	142	29	14
611	Sorry you had to choke on the tail.	1.3081	0.04036	185	136	41	8
612	They say the truth is hard to swallow but I find wild pigs harder.	1.3077	0.04700	182	143	22	17
613	How's that keto diet working for you?	1.3073	0.03965	179	130	43	6
614	To be honest, the tail sticking out of your mouth does kind of give it away.	1.3073	0.04121	179	132	39	8
615	They say you are what you eat.	1.3073	0.04270	179	134	35	10
616	That looks like the tail-end of your meal!	1.3068	0.04165	176	130	38	8
617	Dessert?	1.3067	0.04550	163	123	30	10
618	You know what they say, tail on the lips, forever on the hips.	1.3065	0.04297	186	141	33	12
619	No, dear, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.3065	0.04159	186	139	37	10
620	I see you started without me again.	1.3064	0.04444	173	131	31	11
621	It seems like a lot when you eat only one meal a day, but it’s keto!.	1.3064	0.04368	173	130	33	10
622	Harry, you’re full of bull	1.3059	0.04649	170	131	26	13
623	Isn’t it early for Snakesgiving?	1.3057	0.04666	157	119	28	10
624	That was an endangered species, Frank.	1.3049	0.04442	164	123	32	9
625	Way to take the bull by the horns.	1.3048	0.04209	187	141	35	11
626	You may have eaten a boar, but you look like a turtle.	1.3048	0.04140	187	140	37	10
627	Save room for dessert.	1.3046	0.04110	174	128	39	7
628	I’m not stupid. That’s not your tongue.	1.3041	0.04625	171	132	26	13
629	I wouldn’t swim for 30 minutes.	1.3041	0.04950	148	114	23	11
630	Anything show up on the X-ray?	1.3038	0.04640	158	120	28	10
631	Does the phrase 'bit off more than I can chew' mean nothing to you?	1.3036	0.04528	168	128	29	11
632	My eyes are nowhere nearly as big as my stomach.	1.3036	0.04201	168	124	37	7
633	So . . . taste like chicken?	1.3035	0.04005	201	151	39	11
634	All grass fed,I hope.	1.3030	0.04335	165	123	34	8
635	Would madame care for dessert?	1.3030	0.04502	165	125	30	10
636	Decided I was gonna start my diet tomorrow	1.3030	0.04249	165	122	36	7
637	I recommend a breath mint before you go home.	1.3029	0.04090	175	129	39	7
638	I guess today’s your cheetah day	1.3028	0.04895	142	108	25	9
639	You're a snakeskin belt when it wakes up, Larry.	1.3027	0.04504	185	144	26	15
640	Weird. Did you try his cell?	1.3026	0.04943	152	118	22	12
641	Usually I go Dutch on a first date, but you had the lion's share.	1.3026	0.04150	195	148	35	12
642	Do I have to call you "they" now?	1.3025	0.04883	162	127	21	14
643	How many times do I have to tell you? No yawning during a stampede!	1.3022	0.04489	182	141	27	14
644	Your stomach is definitely bigger than your eyes.	1.3022	0.04210	182	137	35	10
645	Yes, I have some Tums.	1.3019	0.04615	159	121	28	10
646	That's fine at home, but not when we're out."	1.3018	0.04180	169	125	37	7
647	That was awesome !	1.3018	0.04345	169	127	33	9
648	I'm going on a diet tomorrow.	1.3015	0.04705	136	101	29	6
649	The lion was lying down with the lamb, so I ate them both	1.3015	0.04931	136	103	25	8
650	I only do paleo.	1.3014	0.04166	146	105	38	3
651	How many times have I told you to chew your food before swallowing....	1.3011	0.04547	186	146	24	16
652	You certainly took the bull by the horns, didn't you?	1.3011	0.04075	186	139	38	9
653	Whole Foods, the only way to go.	1.3010	0.04495	196	155	23	18
654	I assume you were at the new buffet place.	1.3007	0.05064	143	111	21	11
655	For a very stable genius it has to be the greatest swallow of all time.”	1.3007	0.04915	153	119	22	12
656	Warren Buffett called and is wondering why there is only a bear statue remaining on Wall Street. Do you have any idea what he is talking about?	1.3007	0.04645	153	116	28	9
657	It's probably something you ate	1.3006	0.04449	163	123	31	9
658	Looks like today was a slow gnus day."	1.3006	0.04429	173	132	30	11
659	You know, stripes really would look more slimming on you.	1.3006	0.04114	173	128	38	7
660	You’re taller than I expected.	1.3005	0.04044	183	136	39	8
661	Still eating your steak tartar I see.	1.3005	0.04238	193	148	32	13
662	What's the Heimlich Maneuver?	1.3000	0.04675	160	123	26	11
663	You’ll never guess who I ran into.	1.3000	0.04706	150	114	27	9
664	I'm telling you again, plant-based is the only way you're gonna get back into shape!	1.3000	0.04504	160	121	30	9
665	Didn’t your mother tell you to constrict your food at least 32 times?	1.3000	0.04500	140	103	32	5
666	Making a pig of myself	1.3000	0.04481	170	130	29	11
667	I’m at the tail end of dinner	1.3000	0.04309	150	110	35	5
668	I see you’ve had lunch already.	1.2994	0.04207	177	133	35	9
669	Ooh, can I have the last bite?	1.2994	0.04614	167	129	26	12
670	It’s the best part.	1.2994	0.04187	157	115	37	5
671	Now what did I tell you about yawning in front of a charging rhino???	1.2994	0.04377	157	117	33	7
672	We hunt rodents, Clive. What you have there is a major eating disorder.	1.2993	0.05114	137	106	21	10
673	Congrats — your mouth is now a methane bomb.	1.2989	0.04310	184	141	31	12
674	...these body modifications are getting out of hand Gary.	1.2988	0.04164	164	121	37	6
675	I can't believe I ate the whole thing	1.2983	0.04287	181	138	32	11
676	If that's Pumbaa, you can forget about any role in the Disney sequel.	1.2983	0.04142	181	136	36	9
677	I just gotta remember not to sneeze.	1.2981	0.04650	161	124	26	11
678	Pork belly?	1.2979	0.04244	188	144	32	12
679	Once on the lips, forever on the hips	1.2978	0.04550	178	139	25	14
680	Not on a first date.	1.2977	0.04809	131	98	27	6
681	The diet starts tomorrow	1.2977	0.04930	131	99	25	7
682	Jeez ,Frank! Did you even taste it?!	1.2977	0.05163	131	101	21	9
683	Talk about fast food!	1.2976	0.04098	168	124	38	6
684	How is the paleo diet going?	1.2973	0.04742	148	113	26	9
685	I'm not full of bull, YOU are!!	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
686	I guess ‘Here kitty kitty’ worked.	1.2971	0.05185	138	108	19	11
687	Please, just grab the tail, and slither backwards as fast as you can!	1.2969	0.04880	128	96	26	6
688	Now do you believe me when I tell you your eyes are bigger than your stomach?	1.2968	0.04859	155	121	22	12
689	That is not what I meant when I said that I was bringing someone over for dinner.	1.2968	0.04501	155	117	30	8
690	Up for dinner at my place next Spring?	1.2967	0.04195	182	138	34	10
691	No, I can't. I just ate.	1.2967	0.04195	182	138	34	10
692	I suppose you're passing on dessert.....	1.2966	0.04390	145	107	33	5
693	A dinner date with you is always all or nothing.	1.2965	0.04359	172	131	31	10
694	If I guess what it is, can I have the tail?	1.2965	0.04015	199	151	37	11
695	I thought you'd like to know, you've got something in your fangs.	1.2963	0.04456	162	123	30	9
696	Thanks, I already ate.	1.2963	0.04189	162	120	36	6
697	I am going as a hat this Halloween.	1.2961	0.04457	179	139	27	13
698	I see you've gone whole hog. Let's do lunch, in 90 days.	1.2959	0.04244	196	152	30	14
699	Can I have the end?	1.2959	0.04410	169	129	30	10
700	I don’t feel like dinner tonight honey. Maybe next month.	1.2959	0.04329	169	128	32	9
701	In fairness, he tried to eat me first!	1.2958	0.04557	142	106	30	6
702	You really bit off more than you could chew, Hank	1.2957	0.04337	186	144	29	13
703	You'd be surprised how much I make as an AirBNB. But the checkout procedure is rough.	1.2956	0.04510	159	121	29	9
704	The lion’s share, Harold? Literally?	1.2955	0.04510	176	137	26	13
705	Maybe it was HIS problem-free philosophy, but a snake can only take that Hakuna Matata song for just sooo long!	1.2955	0.05456	132	105	15	12
706	Which TikTok challenge was this again?	1.2955	0.04655	132	98	29	5
707	Let’s French kiss.	1.2953	0.04903	149	116	22	11
708	Obese? No. You’re just a little out of shape.	1.2952	0.04380	166	126	31	9
709	Stop blaming it on slow metabolism, Scott. If you cared one bit about me and our anniversary dinner tonight, you would have planned accordingly.	1.2951	0.04103	183	138	36	9
710	There's always room for dessert.	1.2951	0.03954	183	136	40	7
711	You haven't seen the lunch I left in the breakroom, have you? It was a warthog. Had my name on it.	1.2949	0.04287	156	116	34	6
712	I warned you about the water buffalo. They go straight to your hips.	1.2945	0.04432	163	124	30	9
713	You’ve got something stuck in your teeth.	1.2945	0.04346	163	123	32	8
714	Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like a hat?	1.2945	0.04681	163	127	24	12
715	I said, "Don't HAVE A COW, you idiot!	1.2944	0.04293	180	138	31	11
716	How’s that new spandex skin workin’?	1.2941	0.04436	153	115	31	7
717	Today's my cheat day.	1.2941	0.04387	170	130	30	10
718	What do you mean, 'no one will notice' ?	1.2941	0.04142	170	127	36	7
719	Tony, it's been three weeks. I think it might be a tumor.	1.2937	0.04397	160	121	31	8
720	No. I have no idea what a Heimlich maneuver is. Why?	1.2937	0.04742	143	109	26	8
721	You have something stuck in your fangs.	1.2934	0.04012	167	123	39	5
722	Please don’t ruin your appetite - you know we’re having dinner in only two days.	1.2930	0.04167	157	116	36	5
723	Personally, I avoid foods that make me shape-shift.	1.2928	0.04344	181	140	29	12
724	And that's why you don't slither with your mouth open.	1.2922	0.04506	154	117	29	8
725	You got something stuck in your fang.	1.2922	0.04506	154	117	29	8
726	Care for a digestif?	1.2922	0.04411	154	116	31	7
727	You promised to save the tail for me.	1.2921	0.04016	178	133	38	7
728	Don't worry, this will make a great fable someday.	1.2920	0.04766	137	104	26	7
729	Obviously, I haven't thought this one through!	1.2919	0.04193	161	120	35	6
730	I guess this means no dessert	1.2917	0.04167	168	126	35	7
731	I can't pull that off, but in you it looks good.	1.2917	0.04815	144	111	24	9
732	So today’s your cheat day, huh?	1.2917	0.04574	168	131	25	12
733	You're only going to ruin your dinner.	1.2914	0.04264	151	112	34	5
734	C'mon Frankie, just one more bite.	1.2914	0.04264	151	112	34	5
735	I saved some for you.	1.2914	0.04466	151	114	30	7
736	So that's what 'having a cow' is like..??	1.2914	0.04660	151	116	26	9
737	You don’t have COVID, it’s probably something you ate.	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
738	Now who's King of the Jungle?	1.2910	0.04834	134	102	25	7
739	So, I guess this means you're not sharing?	1.2909	0.04469	165	127	28	10
740	Luckily, gluttony isn't a sin yet.	1.2908	0.04671	141	107	27	7
741	I'm on a whole foods diet	1.2908	0.04562	141	106	29	6
742	You promised me you were going vegan!!	1.2908	0.04671	141	107	27	7
743	Going to need a colonoscopy after this	1.2908	0.04884	141	109	23	9
744	No, it's slimming, actually.	1.2905	0.04523	148	112	29	7
745	I told you your eyes were bigger than your stomach, but you wouldn't listen.	1.2903	0.04387	155	117	31	7
746	Guess? Well, it's not one of the Queen's corgis.	1.2901	0.04170	162	121	35	6
747	It was tasty, but I know tonight’s gonna be Hakuna Mylanta.	1.2901	0.04607	162	126	25	11
748	I see the cat has got your tongue.	1.2899	0.04703	169	134	21	14
749	You ate Richard?!	1.2898	0.04196	176	134	33	9
750	I didn't want to worry about supply-chain issues this winter	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
751	...and you've just been really unhinged lately	1.2896	0.04014	183	138	37	8
752	Taste like chicken, right?	1.2893	0.04403	159	121	30	8
753	Your eyes are actually smaller than your stomach	1.2892	0.04278	166	126	32	8
754	Finish every bite, or you don’t get dessert.	1.2892	0.04191	166	125	34	7
755	Ceci n'est pas une pipe.	1.2889	0.04350	180	140	28	12
756	That's gonna go right through you...	1.2888	0.04303	187	146	28	13
757	You’re always hiding something from me.	1.2886	0.04183	149	110	35	4
758	What's the cautionary tale you want to pass along?	1.2885	0.04982	156	125	17	14
759	I prefer intermittent feasting	1.2885	0.04548	156	120	27	9
760	Could you repeat that? You sound a little horse.	1.2885	0.04638	156	121	25	10
761	Great. I'm ordering out. You know I hate cooking for one.	1.2885	0.04267	156	117	33	6
762	I wonder what happened to my order.	1.2882	0.04527	170	133	25	12
763	It's not about the digestion. It's about the journey.	1.2880	0.03995	184	139	37	8
764	I lured them with an apple.	1.2880	0.03899	191	144	39	8
765	I've eaten there. They do wonderful things with pork.	1.2879	0.04629	132	99	28	5
766	No honey, it doesn't make your ass look fat.	1.2877	0.04758	146	113	24	9
767	That's a bunch o' bull	1.2875	0.04640	160	125	24	11
768	Hard to tell which one of you is the bigger pig”.	1.2875	0.04555	160	124	26	10
769	I thought we agreed. Small portions.	1.2874	0.04170	167	126	34	7
770	Didn’t you leave anything for me?	1.2874	0.04339	167	128	30	9
771	So I guess your eyes aren’t bigger than your stomach…	1.2874	0.04299	174	134	30	10
772	Leave room for dessert???	1.2873	0.04036	181	137	36	8
773	Which food delivery service are you working for now?	1.2867	0.04720	143	110	25	8
774	Two words; portion control!	1.2867	0.04507	143	108	29	6
775	Do you always have to eat right before we go out?	1.2867	0.04667	150	116	25	9
776	Two minutes late, I was two minutes late and you start without me."	1.2867	0.04667	150	116	25	9
777	You have a tiger by the tail!	1.2867	0.04160	150	111	35	4
778	Grab a hold of this tail, I've got indigestion agan!	1.2866	0.04432	157	120	29	8
779	No, lions give me gas.	1.2866	0.04243	157	118	33	6
780	Cat food is much better than I thought it would be.	1.2866	0.04523	157	121	27	9
781	Why,no,it doesn't make you look fat at all.	1.2866	0.04475	164	127	27	10
782	Eating too much causes inflation.	1.2866	0.04304	164	125	31	8
783	Got something stuck in your teeth there	1.2866	0.04127	164	123	35	6
784	No, I don’t want a bite.	1.2866	0.04127	164	123	35	6
785	Why do you keep biting off more than you can chew?	1.2865	0.04268	171	131	31	9
786	The deli sandwiches are just too big.”	1.2865	0.03999	178	134	37	7
787	I brought that for us to share.	1.2857	0.04566	140	106	28	6
788	You really do look like a hat.	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
789	Sick mohawk bro.	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
790	Whatever happened to going vegan?	1.2857	0.04265	161	122	32	7
791	As to how, he was drunk. As to why, I was drunk.	1.2857	0.04615	161	126	24	11
792	Hump Day!	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
793	Sure, you’re a big star in those reptiles eating it whole videos but what about me and the kids?	1.2857	0.04193	154	115	34	5
794	I said don’t talk with your mouth full.	1.2857	0.04428	175	137	26	12
795	He’s really into me.	1.2857	0.04566	140	106	28	6
796	Yes, I'm sure I don't want a bite.	1.2848	0.04367	165	127	29	9
797	I’m not sure the intermittent fasting is working.	1.2848	0.04640	151	117	25	9
798	New deli!	1.2847	0.04587	144	110	27	7
799	I saved you the best part.	1.2847	0.04510	137	103	29	5
800	A threesome! I always thought it wouldn't work.	1.2841	0.04256	176	136	30	10
801	I thought the menu said “boneless.”	1.2841	0.03939	176	132	38	6
802	No, don't swallow the tail! I can make Oxtail soup!".	1.2840	0.04127	169	128	34	7
803	Did it come with a toy?	1.2840	0.04419	162	125	28	9
804	So he just invited himself in?	1.2839	0.04554	155	120	26	9
805	I know you've eaten. I can tell when you're lyin'	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
806	That's a lot to swallow	1.2838	0.04398	148	112	30	6
807	I see you stopped for a quick one on the way home... again.	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
808	Personally, I've given up dairy.	1.2837	0.04538	141	107	28	6
809	You look boared.	1.2837	0.04648	141	108	26	7
810	The Republicans take longer to digest	1.2836	0.04925	134	104	22	8
811	You know,Slick,you really can’t bite off more than you fail to chew.	1.2830	0.04198	159	120	33	6
812	You have something stuck between your teeth.	1.2829	0.04613	152	118	25	9
813	Speak up. Cat got your tongue?	1.2828	0.04118	198	155	30	13
814	Mom says wait an hour before you go swimming.	1.2828	0.04453	145	110	29	6
815	Sometimes you eat the lion. Sometimes the lion eats you. I won this round.	1.2826	0.03903	184	139	38	7
816	I see you broke your fast.	1.2826	0.04823	138	107	23	8
817	So that’s what you meant when you said you were only having one and coming straight home.	1.2824	0.04504	131	98	29	4
818	Aha! So, you're NOT a vegetarian!	1.2824	0.04021	170	128	36	6
819	Wait at least 30 minutes before you go back into the river.	1.2824	0.04273	170	131	30	9
820	You're becoming a boar.	1.2824	0.04190	170	130	32	8
821	I like my meat a little bit roar	1.2824	0.04353	170	132	28	10
822	Have you seen George?	1.2822	0.04309	163	125	30	8
823	My rattle is not what it was but my appetite hasn’t slowed down.	1.2821	0.04436	156	120	28	8
824	Can you come back in a few minutes? We’re at the tail end of our meeting.	1.2821	0.04342	156	119	30	7
825	Poodle again? You know French food doesn't agree with you.	1.2819	0.04673	149	116	24	9
826	Dude, didn’t you eat that a week ago?	1.2815	0.04661	135	103	26	6
827	I invited Marvin over for dinner! We didn’t even get a chance to talk!	1.2815	0.05004	135	106	20	9
828	It will be at least an hour before I can join you for a swim.	1.2814	0.04322	167	129	29	9
829	And what did you do about the horns?	1.2814	0.04151	167	127	33	7
830	Good heavens, Jack! I thought you were kidding.	1.2812	0.04449	160	124	27	9
831	Just an appetizer you said.	1.2812	0.04565	128	96	28	4
832	I always have a hard time digesting dairy.	1.2810	0.04395	153	117	29	7
833	Just like this, without any salt?	1.2810	0.04586	153	119	25	9
834	I don't know; but he said he is the king of the jungle.	1.2808	0.04319	146	110	31	5
835	Is that a yak in your sack or are you just glad to see me?	1.2808	0.04635	146	113	25	8
836	There was plenty. You could have shared.	1.2808	0.04319	146	110	31	5
837	You want a mint ??	1.2808	0.04208	146	109	33	4
838	I hate leftovers.	1.2808	0.04635	146	113	25	8
839	You're looking bullish today!	1.2808	0.04319	146	110	31	5
840	Looks like you got the Lion's share.	1.2808	0.04427	146	111	29	6
841	No more sharing; next time we each order our own entrees.	1.2808	0.04532	146	112	27	7
842	Does this bison make my butt look big?	1.2806	0.04793	139	108	23	8
843	I see someone broke their diet	1.2806	0.04454	139	105	29	5
844	My swallow is bigger than my bite.	1.2806	0.04682	139	107	25	7
845	Let me guess . . . the all you can eat buffet!	1.2803	0.05193	132	105	17	10
846	You know you’re gonna have stretch marks, right?	1.2803	0.04412	157	121	28	8
847	And all I’m saying is your table manners could be better when we go out to dinner with my parents	1.2803	0.04223	157	119	32	6
848	That wasn't what I meant when I said you should consume more "gnus".	1.2800	0.04549	150	116	26	8
849	I was gonna suggest lunch, but I see you've already eaten.	1.2800	0.03940	175	132	37	6
850	The food in the fridge is labeled for a reason, Phil.	1.2798	0.04215	168	129	31	8
851	Hey Carl want to play hide and seek with us?	1.2798	0.04043	168	127	35	6
852	Lion always makes me bloated.	1.2797	0.04801	143	112	22	9
853	Huge sale on bacon this week - just $1.99 per pound.	1.2797	0.04483	143	109	28	6
854	I think you bit off more than you can chew.	1.2797	0.04258	143	107	32	4
855	I'm subletting. To keep up with inflation.	1.2795	0.04336	161	124	29	8
856	I didn’t know you wanted any.	1.2793	0.03801	179	134	40	5
857	That’s quite a tale	1.2792	0.04652	154	121	23	10
858	I have a tale to tell…	1.2792	0.04560	154	120	25	9
859	I like mine with mint jelly.	1.2792	0.04272	154	117	31	6
860	I always heard you were full of bull, but I assumed it meant figuratively.	1.2791	0.05041	129	101	20	8
861	I binged.	1.2791	0.04229	172	133	30	9
862	I told you that your big mouth was going to get you in trouble one day.	1.2791	0.04535	129	97	28	4
863	keep away from fast food, its bad for your posture !	1.2791	0.04666	129	98	26	5
864	Now we know how fattening they really are!	1.2789	0.04708	147	115	23	9
865	Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant Death.” John Milton, (1608-1674) 'Paradise Lost	1.2787	0.05492	122	98	14	10
866	Never talk with your mouth full.	1.2785	0.04102	158	119	34	5
867	Looks like you're still into that nose-to-tail thing.	1.2785	0.04294	158	121	30	7
868	You always get the lion's share!	1.2784	0.03921	176	133	37	6
869	So much for “Hakuna Matata.”	1.2783	0.04546	115	85	28	2
870	I hate to see you stretched so thin …	1.2783	0.05174	115	89	20	6
871	stop eating FAST food	1.2783	0.05319	115	90	18	7
872	Race you to the watering hole.	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
873	You look stuffed!!!	1.2782	0.04573	133	101	27	5
874	How many times have I told you not to hiss with your mouthful!	1.2781	0.04522	151	117	26	8
875	So,I guess "I could eat a horse" is a real thing,huh?	1.2781	0.04219	151	114	32	5
876	Your eyes are bigger than your body.	1.2778	0.03996	144	106	36	2
877	What happened to your promise to cut back on red meat?	1.2778	0.04131	162	123	33	6
878	No one's ever told you, "Don't have a cow"?	1.2778	0.04222	162	124	31	7
879	Yeah so then when you get over the border, you’ll meet Kaznol , he will take you to the hideout …and then just poop it back out …	1.2774	0.04715	155	123	21	11
880	Don't you wish we could use a knife and fork?	1.2774	0.04363	137	103	30	4
881	Mom said you always take the lions share.	1.2774	0.04363	137	103	30	4
882	I couldn't help it . I made a pig of myself	1.2771	0.04491	166	131	24	11
883	Oh, fuck!	1.2771	0.04651	166	133	20	13
884	You're going to need a good laxative with this one!	1.2770	0.04048	148	110	35	3
885	I can see where this dinner is headed.	1.2770	0.04160	148	111	33	4
886	Can you recommend a gastroenterologist?	1.2770	0.04160	148	111	33	4
887	What's a matter Maury. . . cat got your tongue?	1.2767	0.04542	159	125	24	10
888	Why do I always arrive at the tail end of the action?	1.2767	0.04542	159	125	24	10
889	This your first day at Busch Gardens?	1.2766	0.04733	141	110	23	8
890	He was charging at me, what else was I supposed to do?	1.2766	0.04513	141	108	27	6
891	I think we're beyond trying the Heimlich Maneuver.	1.2761	0.04790	163	132	17	14
892	Diet cheat day?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
893	Please don’t talk while you chew. I can see everything you’ve eaten.	1.2759	0.04092	145	108	34	3
894	It’s ok, I’m on Atkins.	1.2759	0.04106	174	134	32	8
895	No. That ass doesn’t look big in your pants !	1.2756	0.04508	156	122	25	9
896	Your profile said you were a vegetarian	1.2756	0.04321	156	120	29	7
897	I told you to make room for dessert	1.2756	0.04566	127	96	27	4
898	Head to tail ....all the restaurants are doing it...	1.2754	0.04573	138	106	26	6
899	I see you went to the all you can eat buffet again	1.2754	0.04799	138	108	22	8
900	Let me guess, American?	1.2754	0.05119	138	111	16	11
901	Would you like fries with that?	1.2754	0.04687	138	107	24	7
902	That looks great in you!	1.2752	0.04349	149	114	29	6
903	What’s for desert?	1.2749	0.04233	171	133	29	9
904	No, I haven't eaten yet. Why do you ask?	1.2748	0.04730	131	101	24	6
905	Most people just eat the wings, but I like the whole buffalo.	1.2745	0.04373	153	118	28	7
906	You look like the snake that swallowed the cat that swallowed the canary!	1.2745	0.04373	153	118	28	7
907	Like Kenny Rogers said "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em"	1.2744	0.03994	164	124	35	5
908	I told you not to bite off more than you can chew.	1.2744	0.04522	164	130	23	11
909	Can we postpone our dinner date for a few weeks?	1.2743	0.05067	113	87	21	5
910	I see you swallow that load of bull.	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
911	Is it noticeable?	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
912	Sorry, I can't do the Heimlich thing.	1.2734	0.05048	128	101	19	8
913	You're right, Joe. Your stomach is definitely bigger than your eyes.	1.2734	0.04658	139	108	24	7
914	No fair. I was chasing him and you just showed up with your mouth open.	1.2734	0.05086	139	112	16	11
915	Whatsa matter...tongue got your cat?	1.2733	0.04624	150	118	23	9
916	Got any Tums?	1.2733	0.04427	150	116	27	7
917	And to think I rushed over here because Norman said you were unhinged.	1.2733	0.04324	150	115	29	6
918	Well, that answers the question ... "Where's the beef?"	1.2733	0.04577	161	128	22	11
919	I saved the best part for you, darling.	1.2733	0.04577	161	128	22	11
920	Howard, we’re eating dinner in two hours!	1.2733	0.04447	172	137	23	12
921	Bit off more than you can chew, eh?	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
922	Next time let’s order separate entrees	1.2727	0.04674	143	112	23	8
923	Ssstephen! You can't keep eating the exchange students.	1.2727	0.04414	165	130	25	10
924	Gotta hand it to you,Charlie. When you said,I got this,I had my doubts.	1.2727	0.04148	154	117	32	5
925	You got any Bromo?	1.2727	0.04574	132	101	26	5
926	Another example of the tail wagging the snake.	1.2727	0.04574	132	101	26	5
927	Biting off more than you can chew again?	1.2727	0.04249	154	118	30	6
928	You always have to go bigger than everyone else, don't you, Larry?	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
929	This is not what I meant by getting in shape	1.2727	0.04148	154	117	32	5
930	Now, don't go in swimming for at least twenty minutes.	1.2722	0.03878	158	118	37	3
931	Does this Buffalo make my ass look fat?	1.2721	0.04585	147	115	24	8
932	Aren't you concerned about your cholesterol?	1.2721	0.04159	147	111	32	4
933	See, this is why I prefer smoothies.	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
934	Do you know the Heimlich maneuver?	1.2721	0.04377	147	113	28	6
935	Really? That’s my favorite part.	1.2721	0.04269	147	112	30	5
936	Maybe try using it as a flyswatter	1.2721	0.04605	136	105	25	6
937	Honey, if you eat the lion, there won't be enough cubs for the rest of our guests.	1.2721	0.04485	136	104	27	5
938	And this little piggy went "wee, wee, wee, wee" all the way down.	1.2720	0.04307	125	93	30	2
939	Is singing "Circle of Life" or "Hakuna Matata" more appropriate here?	1.2720	0.05000	125	98	20	7
940	Taking the bull by the horns is metaphorical, not literal.	1.2716	0.04292	162	126	28	8
941	Yeah it’s called Keto. I can eat all the Lions I want as long as I don’t have any bread.	1.2716	0.04381	162	127	26	9
942	Are you still eating that?	1.2715	0.04401	151	117	27	7
943	Would you like a toothpick?	1.2714	0.04282	140	106	30	4
944	Someone looks like the cat that ate the canary.	1.2714	0.04516	140	108	26	6
945	The cat's got my tongue.	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
946	Maybe you should pass on dessert?	1.2711	0.04044	166	127	33	6
947	You want a piece of tail?	1.2710	0.04225	155	119	30	6
948	Aren’t you lactose intolerant?	1.2710	0.04419	155	121	26	8
949	A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, whatever those are.	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
950	Told ya.	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
951	That’s right, the last bit I heard was, “Wimoweh.”	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
952	Dotty, have you seen my pet wildebeest?	1.2708	0.04540	144	112	25	7
953	If that's Mustafa's kid, you're fucked.	1.2708	0.05046	144	117	15	12
954	It’s rude to hiss with your mouth full!	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
955	No such thing as too much bacon.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
956	Too late for me to grab the tiger by the tail?	1.2707	0.05133	133	107	16	10
957	Hakuna Matata? I bet he's worried now.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
958	Not exactly what I thought you meant when you said you wanted some tail.	1.2704	0.04433	159	125	25	9
959	It needs a little something	1.2704	0.04342	159	124	27	8
960	You caught me at the tail end of lunch.	1.2703	0.05422	111	88	16	7
961	You know what they say, ‘in like a lion…’	1.2703	0.05111	111	86	20	5
962	Can't say that I've seen him, sorry	1.2703	0.04244	148	113	30	5
963	Darn it! I always arrive right at the tail end of the buffet.	1.2701	0.04209	137	103	31	3
964	Next time, let's just order one to share.	1.2701	0.04457	137	105	27	5
965	Looks like you are at the tail end of the meal.	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
966	It ruined my ‘perfect’ 36-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-36 figure but screw that patriarchal bullsh*t.	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
967	Is that the paleo diet wagging her tail??	1.2701	0.04915	137	109	19	9
968	I know you ate the last one, just admit it.	1.2701	0.04335	137	104	29	4
969	Ya know that crazy warthog? He didn’t think I could swallow all of him. Guess who believes me now?	1.2699	0.04357	163	128	26	9
970	You’re gonna need some fiber with that load.	1.2697	0.04474	152	119	25	8
971	I think you have something in your teeth.	1.2695	0.04374	141	108	28	5
972	Not tonight. I have a headache.	1.2695	0.04374	141	108	28	5
973	Narnia won't be happy.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
974	This is why we never dine out.	1.2692	0.04475	130	99	27	4
975	Am I too late for dinner?	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
976	I know, but calories you eat slithering don't count.	1.2687	0.04757	134	105	22	7
977	All I really wanted was the tail, but he wouldn't turn around.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
978	It must be nice knowing what you'll have for dinner the next three weeks.	1.2686	0.03986	175	135	33	7
979	Babe, that's Babe!	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
980	How many times have I told you not to talk when the food's still in your mouth?	1.2683	0.04770	123	95	23	5
981	You really need to think before you order "all you can eat".	1.2683	0.04482	123	93	27	3
982	Try alka-seltzer	1.2683	0.04628	123	94	25	4
983	Ooooo! MGM is going to sue your ass!	1.2681	0.04308	138	105	29	4
984	I take it that you won't care to go for lunch with me for at least a week	1.2681	0.04546	138	107	25	6
985	So that's a 'no' on the toothpick?	1.2680	0.04250	153	118	29	6
986	My doctor said to stop eating processed foods	1.2680	0.03935	153	115	35	3
987	I thought you had given up beef.	1.2679	0.03912	168	128	35	5
988	Don’t have a cow, man.	1.2677	0.04670	127	98	24	5
989	Wait for me! I’m at the tail-end of my lunch”.	1.2677	0.04394	127	96	28	3
990	I guess the buffet is out?	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
991	Talk about the quintessential glutton for punishment.	1.2676	0.04679	142	112	22	8
992	Dear, do you have any idea where the cat is?" "Nope, no a clue.	1.2676	0.04989	142	115	16	11
993	Why do you always get the lion's share?	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
994	Right, king of the jungle.	1.2676	0.04989	142	115	16	11
995	Can't join you for dinner tonight -- I had a big lunch.	1.2675	0.04370	157	123	26	8
996	Want me to get your Tums?	1.2675	0.04275	157	122	28	7
997	I know,he said "don't have a cow," but it actually seemed like a good idea.	1.2672	0.05246	116	92	17	7
998	You are not long enough for your appetite.	1.2672	0.04702	131	102	23	6
999	You lasted as a vegan for all of two hours?	1.2671	0.04589	146	115	23	8
1000	Hey, did you eat the last water buffalo?	1.2671	0.04384	161	127	25	9
1001	Don't complain to me if you're up all night with indigestion	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
1002	Given the climate change flooding predictions, I went with the retractable sail option	1.2667	0.04135	165	128	30	7
1003	You are so full of it, Jimothy.	1.2667	0.04486	135	104	26	5
1004	What do you mean you didn't know it was my lunch? I wrote my name right on that boar.	1.2667	0.04403	150	117	26	7
1005	When I invited you over for dinner, I didn't expect you to eat the guest of honor.	1.2667	0.04403	150	117	26	7
1006	Oh,you found something gnu.	1.2667	0.04386	120	90	28	2
1007	You could have invited me to lunch.	1.2667	0.04195	150	115	30	5
1008	I think you misheard me, dude, I said "DON'T have a cow.	1.2667	0.04486	135	104	26	5
1009	You need to wait twenty minutes before diving into the swamp.	1.2662	0.04226	154	119	29	6
1010	Looks like you saved the best part for last.	1.2662	0.04632	139	109	23	7
1011	Try flossing again.	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
1012	Yeah, "King of Beasts" - blah, blah, blah...	1.2659	0.04090	173	135	30	8
1013	I suppose dessert is out of the question....	1.2657	0.04754	143	114	20	9
1014	That’s going to be one impressive hairball.	1.2657	0.04433	143	111	26	6
1015	Cheetah day?	1.2656	0.04896	128	101	20	7
1016	Finish you dinner or no dessert.	1.2656	0.04638	128	99	24	5
1017	No dessert until you finish your dinner.	1.2656	0.04638	128	99	24	5
1018	The fridge broke.	1.2656	0.04769	128	100	22	6
1019	You deserved the lion's share.	1.2654	0.04271	162	127	27	8
1020	Embrace your inner lion was a metaphor.	1.2654	0.04271	162	127	27	8
1021	Holy cow! I can't believe I ate the whole thing.	1.2654	0.04088	162	125	31	6
1022	You ate it?! I was saving that for the Pendery's potluck dinner on Friday.	1.2654	0.04271	162	127	27	8
1023	Hair of the dog?	1.2653	0.04561	147	116	23	8
1024	God says you need to give back Eve.	1.2653	0.04352	147	114	27	6
1025	I just don't have those issues with a plant-based diet.	1.2653	0.04662	147	117	21	9
1026	Does this warthog make me look fat?	1.2652	0.04283	132	100	29	3
1027	So I really think free-range makes a difference...	1.2650	0.04915	117	91	21	5
1028	This is how I get through intermittent fasting.	1.2649	0.04670	151	121	20	10
1029	I thought we were trying to be better about chewing our food	1.2647	0.04810	136	108	20	8
1030	Would you mind? I''ve been waiting all day to get a piece of tail."	1.2645	0.04397	155	122	25	8
1031	I saw it first!	1.2645	0.04510	121	92	26	3
1032	You just have to stop stuffing yourself, Kevin!	1.2643	0.04373	140	108	27	5
1033	I liked it better the other way.	1.2643	0.04489	140	109	25	6
1034	Ironically, he was singing Hakuna Matata	1.2643	0.04713	140	111	21	8
1035	That explains the aftertaste.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1036	We'll never lose the invasive tag if their house pets keep disappearing like that.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1037	Hey, don't have a cow, man!	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1038	You look like the snake who ate the cat who ate the canary.	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1039	Turn it around and it will fit perfectly.	1.2640	0.04420	125	95	27	3
1040	I guess I’ll have the chicken.	1.2639	0.04621	144	114	22	8
1041	I just ate something that didn’t agree with me.	1.2638	0.04248	163	128	27	8
1042	Is my breath OK?	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1043	I warned you about yawning during a stampede.	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
1044	They told me it was free if I could finish it in an hour.	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
1045	How many times have I told you, don't have a cow.	1.2635	0.04634	148	118	21	9
1046	Does lion also taste like chicken?	1.2635	0.04326	148	115	27	6
1047	Cat’s out of the bag?	1.2632	0.04041	152	116	32	4
1048	Save room for a breath mint.	1.2632	0.04834	114	88	22	4
1049	You know I can tell when you snack before dinner!	1.2632	0.04251	152	118	28	6
1050	Mom’s gonna be pissed you ate dessert before dinner.”	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1051	Want a breath mint?	1.2628	0.04277	156	122	27	7
1052	There was only one piece left, I swear	1.2628	0.04372	156	123	25	8
1053	I thought you were lactose intolerant.	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
1054	So, what's gnu?	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
1055	It’s no wonder you have trouble making friends.	1.2628	0.04778	137	109	20	8
1056	Well it is Monday and I was boared.	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
1057	I told you not to have a cow!	1.2625	0.04013	160	123	32	5
1058	What makes you think I've seen your lunch?	1.2625	0.04297	160	126	26	8
1059	Does this heifer make me look fat?	1.2625	0.04205	160	125	28	7
1060	I save the tail for dessert.	1.2624	0.04574	141	111	23	7
1061	You couldn't save me a piece?	1.2624	0.04346	141	109	27	5
1062	I told you to order off the kids menu.	1.2624	0.04790	141	113	19	9
1063	I floss after every meal, too!	1.2622	0.04136	164	128	29	7
1064	A little tail of the dog …	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
1065	I’m bulking	1.2617	0.04507	149	118	23	8
1066	No swimming for 30 days now.	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1067	Your colon is going to be really sorry about this.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1068	Don’t you hate it when that happens.	1.2613	0.05073	111	87	19	5
1069	I told you midterm’s would be hard to swallow.	1.2612	0.04729	134	106	21	7
1070	How many times do I have to tell you: bison, not buffalo!	1.2612	0.04093	134	101	31	2
1071	I said, no snacks before dinner!	1.2609	0.04747	138	110	20	8
1072	Are you getting enough fiber?	1.2609	0.04153	138	105	30	3
1073	You know, whole milk doesn't mean you have to swallow the whole cow.	1.2609	0.04747	138	110	20	8
1074	Would you like to take a look at the dessert tray?	1.2609	0.04024	138	104	32	2
1075	What's the matter, tongue got your cat?	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
1076	You're supposed to share BEFORE you eat.	1.2606	0.04320	142	110	27	5
1077	You know, I tried the plant-based stuff, but I found it a little hard to swallow.	1.2606	0.04434	142	111	25	6
1078	Let me bite his tail, may be he'll get out the other way.	1.2606	0.04434	142	111	25	6
1079	I meant big in a body positivity way..really	1.2606	0.04654	142	113	21	8
1080	That’s the last time I order rare steak from that place.	1.2606	0.04202	142	109	29	4
1081	George, I really can't understand a single word you're saying.	1.2605	0.04987	119	94	19	6
1082	Conspicuous Consumption, Very tacky.	1.2605	0.04379	119	90	27	2
1083	...I'm the kind of friend that would tell you if you had something stuck in your theet!	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1084	Didn't you say you were having guests over for dinner?" "Yes, I had my guest and my dinner!	1.2600	0.04480	150	119	23	8
1085	I'm afraid the worst part is still coming.	1.2600	0.04579	150	120	21	9
1086	Enough with rattling, you "tattletail"!	1.2600	0.04170	150	116	29	5
1087	WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO YOU, Henry?!	1.2600	0.04379	150	118	25	7
1088	Turns out, buffaloes don't even have wings.	1.2598	0.04771	127	100	21	6
1089	That was supposed to last us both for 3 days!	1.2597	0.04400	154	122	24	8
1090	What? It’s my cheetah day.	1.2597	0.04589	154	124	20	10
1091	I’d have a doctor look at that tongue.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1092	Diet coke please	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1093	I said, Read the Little Prince.	1.2595	0.04545	131	102	24	5
1094	Ahem, I've got a frog - or something - in my throat.	1.2595	0.04545	131	102	24	5
1095	How many times doI have to tell you to chew your food!!1	1.2595	0.04229	158	124	27	7
1096	I guess our dinner date is off, then.	1.2593	0.04339	162	129	24	9
1097	So would you say it’s more a tail of triumph or regret?	1.2593	0.04987	108	84	20	4
1098	I got bored with being a vegan.	1.2590	0.04717	139	111	20	8
1099	You're making a pig of yourself.	1.2590	0.04127	139	106	30	3
1100	Okay, so your diet starts tomorrow?	1.2590	0.04373	139	108	26	5
1101	That's not pigging out, that's pigging in	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1102	You have become unhinged again!	1.2587	0.04517	143	113	23	7
1103	I'm full , can you help me finish this?	1.2587	0.04177	143	110	29	4
1104	I've always said your eyes are too big for your stomach.	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1105	If you can't join 'em, eat 'em.	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1106	Gluten-free?	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1107	You gonna eat that?	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1108	You did it again...just before we go out to a nice dinner.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1109	There's a little food on your lip.	1.2585	0.04218	147	114	28	5
1110	Little Prince my ass!	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
1111	No, Larry, you’re not choking - you’re full of bull.	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1112	Don't talk with your body full!	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
1113	Gain one more ounce Ed and we're through. I mean it!	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1114	What tall tail will come out of your mouth next?	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
1115	I say that's a load of bull.	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
1116	looks like you bit off more than you can chew.	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1117	I got same day delivery through Amazon Fresh!	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1118	The tail's the best part.	1.2576	0.04515	132	103	24	5
1119	I don't give tongue	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1120	I avoided an argument, but it still disagrees with me.	1.2576	0.04515	132	103	24	5
1121	You went to that new nose-to-tail restaurant, didn’t you?	1.2575	0.04411	167	135	21	11
1122	Pig!?	1.2574	0.04303	136	105	27	4
1123	Can you guess the notable person I’ve swallowed in six clues or fewer	1.2574	0.04667	136	108	21	7
1124	I can’t understand a thing you are saying. Swallow your food before you start talking.	1.2574	0.04549	136	107	23	6
1125	People say 'snake in the grass' like it's a bad thing!	1.2574	0.04782	136	109	19	8
1126	'I am no longer a vegan'	1.2574	0.04667	136	108	21	7
1127	Are you just lion around again?	1.2571	0.04345	140	109	26	5
1128	Ooh, so when you said, 'don't have a cow,' you meant that literally.	1.2571	0.04687	140	112	20	8
1129	If it's alright with you I'm going to use the bathroom first.	1.2569	0.04489	144	114	23	7
1130	I thought we were going vegan this month!	1.2569	0.04379	144	113	25	6
1131	Just send it back . . .	1.2569	0.04700	144	116	19	9
1132	My eyeth were bigger than my thumick.	1.2568	0.04993	148	123	12	13
1133	you should really get that lump checked out	1.2568	0.04193	148	115	28	5
1134	Good luck getting into the wedding gown tomorrow!	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1135	Bullshit is hard to digest	1.2566	0.04714	152	124	17	11
1136	It looked more romantic during Lady and the Tramp.	1.2564	0.04626	156	127	18	11
1137	Well, shut my mouth!	1.2564	0.05172	117	94	16	7
1138	I always thought you were spineless.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1139	Your midnight snacks are getting out of hand	1.2564	0.05028	117	93	18	6
1140	Aren’t those supposed to eat us?	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1141	Do you think this will pass as ' the camel hump'. I wanted to keep the costume simple for Halloween this year	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1142	Tails! You're it!	1.2563	0.04087	160	125	29	6
1143	Have you seen my dog?	1.2562	0.04474	121	93	25	3
1144	Did you even taste that?	1.2562	0.04154	121	91	29	1
1145	Know how to do a Heimlich?	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
1146	Could it be the end of the tale?	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1147	Look habibi, only the blood is haram	1.2560	0.04530	125	97	24	4
1148	Not hungry because you swallowed a pig? Honestly Charlie, sometimes I think you're intentionally avoiding dinner with Marge and I.	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
1149	God, I wish I could chew!	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
1150	Hmm…Can you give me just one more hint?	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1151	No don't tell me - you've taken up painting?	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1152	Boar d'oeuvres	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
1153	You must be a Trumpist!	1.2558	0.04956	129	104	17	8
1154	Do you think it makes me look more dangerous?	1.2558	0.04575	129	101	23	5
1155	Well at least I got here in time for the tail end.	1.2558	0.04440	129	100	25	4
1156	You're taking the Leo part of the Paleo diet very seriously.	1.2556	0.04356	133	103	26	4
1157	For goodness sake, don’t talk while you’re jaw is dislocated.	1.2555	0.04637	137	109	21	7
1158	How’s that vegan diet going?	1.2555	0.04751	137	110	19	8
1159	Just tell them “Whiskers” ran away from home, ok?	1.2555	0.04863	137	111	17	9
1160	Do you happen to know the Heimlich Maneuver?	1.2555	0.04863	137	111	17	9
1161	Was it something you ate?"	1.2553	0.04434	141	111	24	6
1162	Did you have to go whole hog?	1.2553	0.04870	141	115	16	10
1163	Let's put off the swimming for a half-hour.	1.2553	0.04547	141	112	22	7
1164	Once again, you're full of bull...	1.2552	0.04241	145	113	27	5
1165	Who knew Trump had a tail.	1.2550	0.04583	149	120	20	9
1166	The food is OK here, but they really overdo it on the portions.	1.2550	0.04058	149	115	30	4
1167	Olley Olley ox in me.	1.2549	0.05692	102	83	12	7
1168	This is why we go to counselling.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1169	Just walk it off.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1170	If I hear 'where's the beef'' one more time, I'm going to scream!	1.2547	0.04517	161	131	19	11
1171	Wassamatta? Cat got your tongue?	1.2544	0.04282	169	136	23	10
1172	I said, 'are you going to eat all that?'...never mind.	1.2544	0.04114	169	134	27	8
1173	Told you you can have your cat and eat it too	1.2544	0.04028	169	133	29	7
1174	you speak with hairy tongue	1.2544	0.04631	114	88	23	3
1175	You look taller.	1.2544	0.05404	114	93	13	8
1176	I’m full. You’re safe.	1.2542	0.04371	118	90	26	2
1177	You'll have to shed that skin it will never return to normal you know.	1.2542	0.05272	118	96	14	8
1178	Glad I wore my extra-stretchy skin today.	1.2541	0.04286	122	93	27	2
1179	How was the Buffet?"	1.2541	0.04592	122	95	23	4
1180	It was a Pekingese. I'll be hungry again in an hour.	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
1181	No leftovers!?!	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
1182	That is not water weight.	1.2538	0.05041	130	106	15	9
1183	When the waiter asked me how I wanted my steak I said “I like it so rare it moos.”	1.2538	0.04131	130	99	29	2
1184	Major tryptophan, Dude!	1.2538	0.04799	130	104	19	7
1185	Do you have any time to chew the fat?	1.2538	0.04799	130	104	19	7
1186	My lunch was clearly marked, Steve.	1.2538	0.04673	130	103	21	6
1187	So, tastes like chicken, right?	1.2537	0.04327	134	104	26	4
1188	I thought that was just a metaphor.	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
1189	Nice tongue, show off.	1.2537	0.04700	134	107	20	7
1190	I see you're going whole hog as usual.	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
1191	I'm happy to see you're staying away from junk food.	1.2536	0.03992	138	105	31	2
1192	What I said was "whole hog!"	1.2535	0.04052	142	109	30	3
1193	They go straight to the hips.	1.2535	0.04518	142	113	22	7
1194	No thanks. I'm watching my figure.	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
1195	He was just lion around, so we got together for lunch.	1.2534	0.04434	146	116	23	7
1196	Now you've gone and spoiled your dinner.	1.2533	0.04354	150	119	24	7
1197	It could always be worse,that happened to me once with a skunk	1.2533	0.04250	150	118	26	6
1198	You were right. It's who you are on the inside.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1199	Is that a hyena in your belly, or are you just happy to see me?	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
1200	I'm serious. Don't go swimming for at least an hour.	1.2530	0.04070	166	131	28	7
1201	Eaten anyone good today?	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
1202	They say it's healthier if you eat it head first."	1.2524	0.04723	103	79	22	2
1203	Be prepared for some real bulls#!t.	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1204	Tongue got your cat?	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1205	It’s not cheating if it was in self-defense.	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1206	Portions were great, quality was so-so.	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1207	Pepto Bison?	1.2522	0.05217	115	93	15	7
1208	your going to have a heck of a hair ball	1.2522	0.04426	115	88	25	2
1209	I was boared	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
1210	In general, it's better to eat them before they eat you.	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
1211	What's Gnu with you?	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
1212	Need a box for the tail?	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
1213	I admire your confidence.	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
1214	Learn to eat with your mouth closed....	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
1215	Wait, were you hungry too?	1.2520	0.04978	123	99	17	7
1216	Let’s play guess what I ate for dinner?	1.2520	0.04605	127	100	22	5
1217	You definitely bit off more than you could chew	1.2520	0.04869	127	102	18	7
1218	Once again, you bit off more than you can chew.	1.2519	0.04245	131	101	27	3
1219	Dude, I know inflation makes it tempting to eat in bulk, but rhinos are endangered bruh.	1.2519	0.04641	131	104	21	6
1220	How's the diet going?	1.2518	0.04343	139	109	25	5
1221	You could have asked for a doggy bag.	1.2518	0.04096	139	107	29	3
1222	At the tail end of your dinner?	1.2518	0.04222	139	108	27	4
1223	I went "full boar!"	1.2517	0.04490	143	114	22	7
1224	Yeah, but the Dromedaries only take a week to digest.	1.2517	0.04027	143	110	30	3
1225	Lip-smacking good, eh?	1.2517	0.04078	147	114	29	4
1226	Have you seen Fluffy? I can't find him anywhere.	1.2517	0.04078	147	114	29	4
1227	Isn't there an easier way to get your daily calcium?	1.2517	0.04300	147	116	25	6
1228	Some things are tough to swallow !	1.2517	0.04225	151	119	26	6
1229	Have you seen Ethyl anywhere. We were supposed to meet for a date.	1.2500	0.04217	132	102	27	3
1230	No, I don't want to guess what you had for dinner.	1.2500	0.05073	124	101	15	8
1231	You really have made a pig of yourself this time, Walter.	1.2500	0.04274	148	117	25	6
1232	Sorry, guess it'll only be the two of us for lunch.	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1233	A two-minute warning before you poop. That's all I ask.	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
1234	At the time the "all you can eat" buffet seemed like a good idea	1.2500	0.04484	112	86	24	2
1235	May I have the leftover?	1.2500	0.05056	120	97	16	7
1236	That lion was really sleeping tonight.	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
1237	I see only one of us was serious about the diet.	1.2500	0.04003	144	111	30	3
1238	Good luck with that.	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
1239	I was also into slow food.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1240	A lion? C'mon, you're full of it.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1241	Your lucky, when I overeat all the weight goes to my hips.	1.2500	0.04484	112	86	24	2
1242	And what am I suppose to do while you just lie around in the pit all week?	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1243	I thought you said you were eating less on on paleo.	1.2500	0.04239	144	113	26	5
1244	Could we reschedule dinner for sometime next week?	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1245	But why did you swallow the fly?	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
1246	My diet begins tomorrow.	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
1247	Too soon for dessert?	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1248	A little bull goes a long way	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
1249	OK, so you got a tiger by its tail, now what?	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1250	This doesn’t count as intermittent fasting.	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
1251	It was easy. He was sleeping	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
1252	This time you’re literally full of bull.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1253	Whole hog?	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
1254	Imagine if we had to chew?	1.2500	0.03763	152	116	34	2
1255	Today was a cheat day.	1.2500	0.04638	136	109	20	7
1256	Are you sure you didn’t eat my leftovers?	1.2500	0.03999	164	129	29	6
1257	Oh for god’s sake, Jeff! Now you’ll never fit into your tux!	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
1258	I always get tails…	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
1259	Inflation has us all buying in bulk.	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1260	I’m intermittent fasting so it’s fine	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
1261	It’s mostly water weight.	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1262	Yep, you got the loin's share, alright.	1.2484	0.04395	157	127	21	9
1263	Yeah, but you’ll be hungry again in an hour.	1.2484	0.04107	157	124	27	6
1264	You really should get that looked at.	1.2483	0.04098	145	113	28	4
1265	you're gonna tell me another tall tail, aren't you.	1.2483	0.03979	145	112	30	3
1266	No man, I haven't seen Brian for ages.	1.2482	0.04519	141	113	21	7
1267	I'm not really sure...I'm clueless when it comes to mammals.	1.2482	0.03919	141	108	31	2
1268	Nose-to-tail? Aren’t we trendy?	1.2482	0.04723	137	111	18	8
1269	I told you not to eat the whole thing!	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1270	I think Bart was right when he said “Don’t have a cow, man.”	1.2482	0.04369	137	108	24	5
1271	This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to get some tail.	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1272	I ssssuper-ssssized!	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
1273	Thanks, but I just ate.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
1274	You wouldn’t happen to have a Tums would ya?	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
1275	I'm on the Whole 30-ton diet	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
1276	You've got a piece of dinner on your lip.	1.2480	0.04636	125	99	21	5
1277	Any luck with the intermittent fasting?	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
1278	Can I please snack on that little tail you couldn’t finish?	1.2480	0.04636	125	99	21	5
1279	Guess who's king of the jungle now!	1.2480	0.04495	125	98	23	4
1280	Aren't we supposed to chew our food?	1.2480	0.04906	125	101	17	7
1281	It's not just tonight, things have felt out of balance for awhile now.	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1282	No I have not eaten. Why do you ask?	1.2479	0.04435	121	94	24	3
1283	I don’t think that’s how you milk it.	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1284	you ate? We're invited to dinner.	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
1285	I’m going as a turtle for Halloween.	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1286	No, of course I didn’t start without you!	1.2479	0.05018	121	98	16	7
1287	New haircut?	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
1288	Heads I win. Tails you lose !	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1289	Now you aren’t going to have any appetite for dinner!	1.2479	0.04361	117	90	25	2
1290	I may have bitten more than I can swallow	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1291	All I wanted from you was a piece of tail anyway.”	1.2478	0.05263	113	92	14	7
1292	Your eyes were bigger than your stomach, weren't they?	1.2478	0.04450	113	87	24	2
1293	I took your advice and grabbed the bull by the horns.	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1294	Uhm..You have a little food stuck in your teeth.	1.2476	0.04444	105	80	24	1
1295	Have you seen Angus?	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1296	Housebroken?	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1297	I said we should HOST the neighbors for dinner	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
1298	There is no denying it. I know you ate the whole thing.	1.2468	0.04084	158	125	27	6
1299	This can't have a good ending.	1.2467	0.03893	150	116	31	3
1300	So are we really pregnant?	1.2466	0.04188	146	115	26	5
1301	Oh, I see you had lunch without me today.	1.2465	0.03895	142	109	31	2
1302	Next time I’ll order the fish.	1.2465	0.04262	142	112	25	5
1303	I got a cat!	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
1304	have you seen that boar i was saving for breakfast?	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
1305	It will still disagree with you after you eat it.	1.2464	0.04578	138	111	20	7
1306	Any tail tales to tell?	1.2464	0.04692	138	112	18	8
1307	"You have a quite a tail to tell.	1.2464	0.04461	138	110	22	6
1308	Yes, it does taste like chicken.	1.2463	0.04549	134	107	21	6
1309	No dessert until you finish every last bit.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
1310	I think you bit off more than you could chew	1.2463	0.04162	134	104	27	3
1311	YES, I've just swallowed all his bullshit.	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
1312	There was a time in our relationship when you shared.	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1313	You’ve got reflux again?	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1314	Nice hat, Little Prince.	1.2460	0.04739	126	101	19	6
1315	That's going to spoil your dinner, Phil.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
1316	Julia Child recommends throwing it in a blender first.	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
1317	Didn't your mother tell you to chew your food?	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
1318	Looks like you have a tail to tell.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
1319	I see you're all ready for winter.	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
1320	I guess it's too late to share.	1.2459	0.04247	122	94	26	2
1321	No Gladys, at this moment I'm not in the mood for a piece of tail.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1322	I think Saint-Exupéry meant it as a metaphor though.	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
1323	I know,I know ...a moment on the lips, a life time on the hips.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1324	I'm putting my own spin on Turducken	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1325	Thanks for the invitation but I've already eaten......	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1326	No room for dessert, eh?	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1327	How's that keto diet working out for you?	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
1328	Monty, you promised me you’d stick with vegan!	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1329	That was for our guests. Now I have to go get another one.	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
1330	I used to do that until I had a gastric bypass.	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
1331	I feel like such a pig!	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1332	Expect bullshit any moment	1.2453	0.04345	159	129	21	9
1333	Don’t worry about the horns, it’s the butter fat that will get you.	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
1334	As you can see, the diet isn’t going so well.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1335	It’s always the same - your eyes are bigger than your stomach.	1.2449	0.04588	147	120	18	9
1336	I see you won't be wanting dessert.	1.2448	0.04351	143	114	23	6
1337	I smell a rat.	1.2448	0.04462	143	115	21	7
1338	You really need to start practicing portion control...	1.2448	0.04462	143	115	21	7
1339	What can I say? I’m a sucker for barbecue.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1340	This last bit's for dessert later.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1341	Eating buffalo makes you look fat.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1342	You're a lock for Nathan's Hot Dog Competition.	1.2444	0.04135	135	105	27	3
1343	And yet when I'm in the mood, you always tell tell me, 'It's too big for my mouth.'	1.2444	0.04757	135	110	17	8
1344	I’m off carbs	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
1345	Just be honest with me.	1.2443	0.04347	131	103	24	4
1346	I haven't seen the Lee's kitty and neither have you!	1.2443	0.04480	131	104	22	5
1347	That's got heartburn written all over it.	1.2441	0.04706	127	102	19	6
1348	Really? By the horns? I though it was just an expression!	1.2441	0.04706	127	102	19	6
1349	Hair of the dog” doesn’t feel so good right now	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1350	No, I didn’t eat your lunch	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1351	This was fun. Let's do it again in 2-3 months.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
1352	I only took one bite.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
1353	Dang it, George, you promised not to eat the last one!	1.2439	0.04217	123	95	26	2
1354	It’s just a moo point now.	1.2439	0.04808	123	99	18	6
1355	Did you see a pig run by?	1.2436	0.04302	156	126	22	8
1356	You are still on the Atkins diet I see.	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
1357	Say what you want, that's a lot to swallow.	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
1358	I see that you are saving the best for last.	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1359	Didn’t we agree that it’s Meatless Monday ?	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
1360	You were late so I started without you.	1.2432	0.04247	148	118	24	6
1361	I don't understand it. My boss said he was coming for dinner.	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
1362	A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.	1.2432	0.04025	148	116	28	4
1363	...and for dessert?	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1364	I'll be honest Steve, I think you're going a bit overboard for your 'Little Prince' Halloween Costume.	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
1365	I honestly have no idea where you’re pet warthog is.	1.2432	0.04137	148	117	26	5
1366	You’re lion to me, again?	1.2431	0.04434	144	116	21	7
1367	'Hey, wanna paint?!'	1.2431	0.04210	144	114	25	5
1368	You haven’t seen Farmer Ted’s missing calf, by any chance?	1.2429	0.04286	140	111	24	5
1369	I get mine deboned.”	1.2426	0.04366	136	108	23	5
1370	Too much gluten.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1371	She hissed at me. I'm still angry.	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
1372	You want fries with that?	1.2424	0.04041	132	102	28	2
1373	Well, how am I supposed to milk her now?	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
1374	Wonder if I can pull it back out.	1.2422	0.04539	128	102	21	5
1375	No, I am NOT willing to split the bill!	1.2422	0.04539	128	102	21	5
1376	You eat the tail, too?	1.2422	0.04401	128	101	23	4
1377	You are what you eat, which means I'm a rhinoceros.	1.2422	0.04401	128	101	23	4
1378	No thanks, I’m trying to watch my figure.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1379	Be sure to floss.	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
1380	Have you eaten something that disagrees with you?	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
1381	I'll be back in a week, if you're ready to move again.	1.2418	0.04450	153	125	19	9
1382	Honey! That was supposed to be for Sunday night dinner!	1.2417	0.04427	120	94	23	3
1383	I warned you, Frank: tail first.	1.2417	0.04427	120	94	23	3
1384	I said halve it, not have it.	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
1385	You're such a snake! Why didn't you save me any?!	1.2414	0.04519	116	91	22	3
1386	I said DON’T have a cow, man!	1.2414	0.04407	145	117	21	7
1387	I don’t recommend the snapping turtle. They come back up on you.	1.2414	0.04184	145	115	25	5
1388	I said I wouldn’t let him run again.	1.2414	0.05284	116	96	12	8
1389	All this time I thought being hungry enough to eat a horse was just a saying...	1.2411	0.04602	141	115	18	8
1390	Size matters.	1.2411	0.04259	141	112	24	5
1391	It’s the tail. You want it?	1.2411	0.04138	141	111	26	4
1392	Have you considered chewing?	1.2411	0.04259	141	112	24	5
1393	They say the last great jungle boar roams these parts.	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1394	You need to go. One of the best meals I’ve ever had.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1395	That should be good for six months and a couple of molts.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1396	You got something stuck on your teeth	1.2411	0.04438	112	87	23	2
1397	Sorry I took so long, I was powdering my nose. Shall we order?	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1398	Yeah… I’’m pretty sure that’s not an impossible burger.	1.2409	0.04337	137	109	23	5
1399	I thought we were gonna go halfsies.	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
1400	Seriously, I think this time you’ve bit off more than you can poo.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1401	So you did take the bull by the horns.	1.2406	0.04289	133	105	24	4
1402	I like a tasty warthog as much as the next guy, but I just can’t eat a whole one.	1.2406	0.04671	133	108	18	7
1403	I don't care is your eyes are bigger than your stomach. You have to eat it all, including the tail	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1404	Sometimes I have trouble believing that you're really vegan.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1405	The Robertsons are going to know you snacked before their dinner party.	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
1406	I heard you made a quite a pig of yourself at the luau.	1.2403	0.04894	129	106	15	8
1407	You know I hate it when you talk with food in your mouth.	1.2403	0.04894	129	106	15	8
1408	What cat?	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
1409	Keto doesn’t seem to be working for me.	1.2403	0.04769	129	105	17	7
1410	No thanks,I don’t have a bit of room for dessert.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1411	Try not to yawn when they stampede.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1412	When I said dinner was a tie and tails event, that's not what I meant!	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1413	I can't believe I ate the thing whole.	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1414	Maybe that mouse appetizer was a mistake?	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
1415	I just ate too much and now I feel like a total cow.	1.2400	0.04302	150	121	22	7
1416	But who was he going to vote for?	1.2400	0.04311	125	98	24	3
1417	A little earthy at the finish…	1.2400	0.04505	150	123	18	9
1418	Oh boy, that’s going to give you some roaring indigestion later!	1.2397	0.04395	121	95	23	3
1419	The elephants were just too filling.	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1420	Have you eaten yet?	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1421	I think you passed the "eat by" date about a week ago.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
1422	Oh great–now what am I going to serve at my bunco party?	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
1423	You know we have dinner reservations at 6:15 right?	1.2394	0.04348	142	114	22	6
1424	You're going to regret that big meal right before bedtime.	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1425	Looks like someone fed you a bunch of bull.	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1426	I think you're lyin'	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1427	You’re talking with your mouth full again, honey.	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1428	Don’t try to kiss me with cat breath	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1429	No way! I'm not gonna pull on that.	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
1430	I don’t mean to be rude Gary, but you’ve got something in your teeth	1.2391	0.04185	138	109	25	4
1431	Damn protein shakes	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
1432	Don't slither with your mouth full.	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1433	Hey you look different somehow... Wait a minute, did you put some hair growth formula on your forked tongue?	1.2389	0.04404	113	88	23	2
1434	Don't pretend like you didn't already eat! And we're going to my parents house for dinner tonight!	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1435	Ugh, Carl, your been eating like, a pig.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1436	" How was Pamplona?"	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1437	Sure, I could eat.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1438	I guess this means you won't be taking me out to dinner tonight for my birthday.	1.2388	0.04261	134	106	24	4
1439	Don't you know it's rude to eat lion down?	1.2388	0.04639	134	109	18	7
1440	You moron,have you not considered the political consequences of eating the King of the Jungle?	1.2388	0.04261	134	106	24	4
1441	No, that looks good in you!	1.2388	0.04639	134	109	18	7
1442	Be sure to avoid swimming for at least 30 minutes.	1.2385	0.04202	130	102	25	3
1443	I think its time for you to shed a few pounds	1.2385	0.04057	130	101	27	2
1444	Darn it, Seymour, I told you to chew your food!	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
1445	No dessert until you finish everything on your palate.	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1446	I swear I ordered you buffalo wings, not baby buffalo!	1.2385	0.04057	130	101	27	2
1447	Can I have a bit of tail?	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1448	This isn't the answer to your problems.	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
1449	Wildebeests and watering holes, a match made in heaven if you ask me!	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
1450	Did you just eat a lion or Dolly Parton ?	1.2381	0.05501	105	87	11	7
1451	Do you happen to have an antacid?	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
1452	Got milk?	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
1453	Do you have a long tale to tell?	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1454	I'll always Remember the Mane	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
1455	You have a little something on your lip.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1456	Happiness is a warm puppy.	1.2378	0.04434	143	116	20	7
1457	I told you not to fill up on the breadsticks!	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
1458	Something’s different, what’s gotten into you?	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1459	' Stuffed" happens.	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
1460	I think I'll just have the soup and salad...I'm not that hungry now.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1461	Seems like a lot of bull to me"	1.2374	0.04282	139	111	23	5
1462	I told you a camel was too big.	1.2374	0.04519	139	113	19	7
1463	Was that today? I’m sorry I already ate	1.2374	0.04158	139	110	25	4
1464	That doesn't look like ox-tail soup.	1.2373	0.04451	118	93	22	3
1465	Now THAT'S a lot of Bull!	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1466	Looks like the cat got your tongue.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1467	My doctor says I need more protein	1.2373	0.04451	118	93	22	3
1468	Nose to tail eating is all the rage.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1469	I dunno about ‘King of the Jungle,’ but it is a little rich.	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1470	You decided to bring a carry on?”	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
1471	Back on the Atkins, I see	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1472	I only asked you to swallow your pride.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1473	I know you can't talk right now but you can still listen to me talk about my problems.	1.2368	0.04370	114	89	23	2
1474	If I remember correctly, I wrap my no arms around your not chest...try coughing.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1475	The lion sleeps tonight!	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
1476	Sorry, no tongues for me on the first date.	1.2366	0.04030	131	102	27	2
1477	A lion? That's a tall tail.	1.2365	0.04219	148	119	23	6
1478	I regret offering you a bite.	1.2365	0.03995	148	117	27	4
1479	..and that’s not the end of the tale, is it?	1.2365	0.04219	148	119	23	6
1480	King of the Jungle, my ass!	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
1481	Battle of the Bulge redux, I see.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1482	Does this goat make my butt look big?	1.2364	0.04644	110	87	20	3
1483	Bro...now you're just showin' off.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1484	Aren't you going to share?	1.2362	0.04101	127	99	26	2
1485	I’m glad you shaved off his mane before you swallowed him. I’ve heard that long fur can cause bowel issues.	1.2362	0.04803	127	104	16	7
1486	Did 23andMe help explain things?	1.2362	0.04251	127	100	24	3
1487	I told you there was something chasing that mouse!	1.2361	0.04180	144	115	24	5
1488	Junior, you know you don't get dessert unless you eat ALL of your dinner.	1.2361	0.04062	144	114	26	4
1489	God, you are such a pig.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1490	You told me it was just a frog in your throat.	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
1491	I was just yawning and in he walked.	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
1492	I think you should puke and rally	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
1493	I wasn’t being literal when I said others are impressed by what’s on the inside , rather than the outside .	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
1494	Yeah I’m trying to bulk up too.	1.2357	0.04373	140	113	21	6
1495	All bodies are beautiful... and this one is particularly delicious	1.2357	0.04055	157	126	25	6
1496	Cat got your tongue?	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1497	It's supposed to be "Pin the tail on the donkey"	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
1498	That's the last time I let you take my chihuahua for a walk!	1.2353	0.05162	119	99	12	8
1499	So it’s true what they say – your body can have any shape you want; it all comes down to your diet." Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX	1.2353	0.04333	136	109	22	5
1500	Will you able to digest yourself back to a beach body by next summer?	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1501	You’re a glutten for punishment !	1.2353	0.04333	136	109	22	5
1502	You always "eat with your eyes," Herbert.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1503	What tail? That's my tongue.	1.2353	0.04577	136	111	18	7
1504	I didn't think you would literally do it.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1505	Hang on! I know the Heimlich!	1.2353	0.04577	136	111	18	7
1506	i don't know what you ate, but it's doing nothing for your figure.	1.2348	0.04146	132	104	25	3
1507	You said bison would be healthier!	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
1508	Thanks for keeping dinner warm for me!	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
1509	So I guess you read Le Petit Prince?	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
1510	Ugh that’s gross, Frank. Stop talking with your mouth full.	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
1511	He really hissed me off!	1.2348	0.04416	132	106	21	5
1512	I'm lying down with the lion.	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1513	I bet that you can't finish a pastrami sandwich from Katz's delicatessen.	1.2348	0.05142	115	95	13	7
1514	I'm not an idiot, Stanley. I know you're not a hat!	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1515	I thought we’d go for a slither, but I see you’re too occupied.	1.2348	0.04337	115	90	23	2
1516	You said you weren't hungry	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1517	But the tail is the best part!	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
1518	Sarah, do you have something you want to tell me?	1.2344	0.04221	128	101	24	3
1519	Did you honestly think that I wouldn’t notice that you ate the whole thing yourself?	1.2344	0.04073	128	100	26	2
1520	It wasn't me.	1.2342	0.04236	111	86	24	1
1521	Did you swallow a mammal, or are you glad to see me?	1.2342	0.05423	111	93	10	8
1522	It's ok,it was free range.	1.2342	0.04038	111	85	26	0
1523	I win! You couldn’t eat the whole thing.	1.2342	0.04781	111	89	18	4
1524	Do I get another guess?	1.2342	0.05270	111	92	12	7
1525	Why so quiet, dear? Cat got your tongue?	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
1526	The tail to tell	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
1527	In a china shop is nothing.	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
1528	Next time, we’re going out for small bites.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1529	I told you it wouldn't taste like chicken!	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1530	Remember, you're also entitled to ONE trip to the salad bar.	1.2336	0.04519	107	84	21	2
1531	you speak with forked tail	1.2336	0.04519	107	84	21	2
1532	I'm taking a week off.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1533	No swimming for 30 minutes.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1534	97...98...99...100! "Coming, ready or not!"	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
1535	He mmouldn’t shtop singing ‘at a-weem-oh-weh shong.	1.2336	0.04178	137	109	24	4
1536	Are you sure that's Kosher?	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
1537	Keto diet?	1.2333	0.04984	120	99	14	7
1538	Have you tried the pumpkin spice?	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1539	Octuplets...	1.2333	0.04984	120	99	14	7
1540	No thanks! I'm a vegetarian.	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
1541	I’ll give you some privacy.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
1542	You're just as much of a pig as he was.	1.2331	0.04639	133	109	17	7
1543	I wish people would understand that we're the ones who actually invented intermittent fasting.	1.2331	0.04254	133	106	23	4
1544	should I try the heimlich maneuver?	1.2331	0.04514	133	108	19	6
1545	Have you tried coughing it up?	1.2329	0.03893	146	115	28	3
1546	You got THAT from Jenny Craig?!	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
1547	No one is impressed at your constant display of conspicuous consumption	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
1548	Thanks for saving some for me	1.2328	0.04304	116	91	23	2
1549	Go ahead, start without me.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
1550	Now, how exactly am I supposed to do the Heimlich maneuver without arms?	1.2326	0.04735	129	106	16	7
1551	The doctor told you… three small meals a day, not one big meal a month.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
1552	Small snake syndrome. Been there.	1.2326	0.04861	129	107	14	8
1553	Is that my paintbrush?	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
1554	When you say you haven't seen the neighbors' dog, I think you're telling me a tale.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1555	I hope that was a burp.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1556	Have you seen that quadraped ? We are having a race and you were the finish line	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1557	He's the king of feasts now.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1558	You already ate the wildebeest, so I guess I'll choose truth.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1559	Back from the safari?	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1560	Maybe next time you should just have an oxtail soup.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1561	Chew better. And stop talking with your mouth full!	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1562	Sorry, but that's NOT what I call taking the lion's share	1.2319	0.04022	138	109	26	3
1563	You the man	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1564	They don't call me Stretch for nothin'!	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1565	When are you having your colonoscopy?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1566	Yes, I think it makes your butt look big.	1.2315	0.05197	108	89	13	6
1567	See, this is why I gave up beef.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1568	Yes, I can believe you ate the whole thing!	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1569	You need to declutter.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1570	Who's king of the jungle now?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1571	Not a big Michael Pollan fan, eh!	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1572	I swear that tail thing will make me go vegetarian.	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1573	You've got something between your teeth.	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
1574	I hear nose-to-tail dining is all the rage these days.	1.2314	0.04192	121	95	24	2
1575	So, curiosity did kill the cat?	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1576	You must rein in your diet. This one is still hunting for truffles.	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1577	I had him at hello.	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1578	I don’t think many people at the halloween party will understand the hat reference	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1579	When Ted said you had no gag flex, he wasn't kidding.	1.2313	0.04324	147	120	20	7
1580	You’ve got a tiger by the tail it’s plain to see.	1.2308	0.04272	117	92	23	2
1581	I needed some hair of the dog.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1582	Your stomach is bigger than your eyes.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
1583	Yes, water buffalo calf DOES make you look fat.	1.2308	0.04573	130	106	18	6
1584	Hank, I tell you this as your friend - you're getting serious boar belly. Maybe cut back on the pork?	1.2308	0.04096	117	91	25	1
1585	Watching you eat makes me want to go vegan.	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
1586	I recommend the wild boar.	1.2308	0.04573	130	106	18	6
1587	Bob! Eating the bull wouldn’t stop a bull market.	1.2308	0.04761	117	95	17	5
1588	Con Leche?	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
1589	I didn’t think this through…	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
1590	You know, i think i’d like a salad.	1.2308	0.04151	104	80	24	0
1591	That’s New York for you.	1.2302	0.04249	139	112	22	5
1592	Smart way to floss!	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1593	I think you are taking this whole Fasting/Indulgence thing too far.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1594	I typically find the tail the toughest part.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1595	Would you like a napkin?	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1596	The brutal indigestion you’ll get from that is instant karma.	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1597	You’re going to need to eat more fiber.	1.2302	0.04088	126	99	25	2
1598	At least it’s organic”	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1599	It’s not what you think!	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
1600	You promised me we'd have dinner together tonight.	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1601	Heads and tails. I win.	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1602	I mean, you don’t not look like a hat	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1603	I like what you've done with your hair	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1604	If you tell me it tastes like chicken, I’ll know it’s bull.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1605	I think I am blessed with a much faster metabolism.	1.2300	0.04683	100	79	19	2
1606	Welcome to East Meadow. Anything to declare?	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1607	Portion control has never been my strength	1.2296	0.04064	135	107	25	3
1608	Pepto?	1.2296	0.04695	135	112	15	8
1609	Is that a tiger in your tank?	1.2296	0.04198	135	108	23	4
1610	So what is this 'chewing' I keep hearing about	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1611	Lose your dentures again?	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1612	Didn't you get enough tail yesterday?	1.2295	0.04909	122	101	14	7
1613	Luckily for you, it won't go straight to your thighs.	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
1614	I actually just cut red meat out, otherwise I would have loved to have a Lady and the Tramp moment with you.	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1615	These cats make a deadly oversimplification between non-poisonous and harmless.	1.2295	0.04909	122	101	14	7
1616	You such a pig, Bruce	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1617	I thought that we agreed to cut back on red meat.	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
1618	That’s one way to stop them from charging.	1.2294	0.04446	109	86	21	2
1619	You knew my mother was making lasagne tonight, didn't you?	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
1620	Curious George, in a lion costume for Halloween. Surprisingly, he WAS a good little monkey.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1621	We agreed on a vegan diet.	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
1622	Hey, Phil - have you seen my emotional-support warthog?	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
1623	It's the last one I swear!	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
1624	You should chew 50 times before swallowing!	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
1625	Hey, we were supposed to do lunch!	1.2290	0.04542	131	107	18	6
1626	Oh Oscar! Now you'll never be able to fit into that new skin for the party!	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
1627	It's the parallelogram of life.	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1628	I thought you were feline-intolerant!	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1629	A moment on the lips; your colon slowly rips.	1.2286	0.04342	140	114	20	6
1630	Sorry I'm late, did you order yet?	1.2286	0.04738	105	84	18	3
1631	Game on!	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
1632	Cat got your tongue again?	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
1633	They say in your lifetime at least a dozen of them will crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping.	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1634	I’m going to need Pepto Bismol plus plus!	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
1635	I have no idea where he is!	1.2281	0.04139	114	89	24	1
1636	The diet's going well, why do you ask?	1.2281	0.04990	114	94	14	6
1637	What's up . . .your tongue got the cat?	1.2281	0.04990	114	94	14	6
1638	Does this make my ass look big?	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1639	This is "low carb", right?	1.2279	0.04299	136	110	21	5
1640	Ya, it's the tail end of my Keto diet.	1.2278	0.04005	158	128	24	6
1641	Did you have lunch without me?	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1642	Your dating profile said you are a vegan...	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1643	I was supposed to meet my friend here. Have you seen him? Pointy ears, humped back, tufted tail...	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1644	The airline was going to charge me a fortune for an extra bag but I managed to do this.	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1645	You look like a hat!	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1646	I think its more than GERD	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1647	He started it.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
1648	Omeprazole. Try Omeprazole.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
1649	Is that the tail end of a king-sized meal?	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
1650	That’s quite a mouthful!	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
1651	Yeah, my eyes were a little bigger than my stomach.	1.2273	0.04071	154	125	23	6
1652	We’re snakes. We ALWAYS bite off more than we can chew.	1.2273	0.04014	110	85	25	0
1653	But how do we really know it was grass fed?	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
1654	You sure did take on a mouthful!	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1655	It's not my fault I never saw "Lady and the Tramp"...	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
1656	So let me get this straight. You put the lime in the coconut,and then what?	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
1657	Don’t worry! I know the Heimlich maneuver!	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1658	Rare medium… but mostly rare. Pretty rare… rare.	1.2269	0.04209	119	94	23	2
1659	'Hakuna matata'? Strange last words.	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
1660	We're not splitting the check.	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
1661	The Little Prince needed me to model for his drawing of a hat	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
1662	No dear,I didn’t snack before dinner. Why do you ask?	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
1663	Ok, but no slithering for at least an hour."	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
1664	It's not that I doubt your ability to eat a cow, it's just that I find it a bit hard...to swallow.	1.2266	0.04602	128	105	17	6
1665	I agree, it’s much easier if you don’t grab it by the tail first	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
1666	If I chew, it messes with my intermittent fasting!	1.2266	0.04602	128	105	17	6
1667	You’ve got to eat the tail too or you lose the bet.	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1668	Oh please, you think I can't tell when you have cheated on your diet?	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
1669	So who is the king of the jungle now?	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1670	You’ll swallow anything!	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1671	You could have had a V8.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1672	Ah! The tail tells the quarry!	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1673	Yeah, I allow myself a cheat meal every now and then, but otherwise am totally plant-based.”	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1674	Do you have anything to drink?	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1675	Who ate the last mammal in the fridge?! “nwot mwe.	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1676	Tell me the truth, do you think the rhinoceros I ate makes me look fat?	1.2260	0.04211	146	119	21	6
1677	What did I tell you about not chewing?	1.2260	0.04211	146	119	21	6
1678	Your tongue looks funny. It must've been something you ate.	1.2260	0.04211	146	119	21	6
1679	The end piece is always a little tough	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1680	You're not going to pass as an elephant on Halloween.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1681	Its a long story, but the end of the tail is the best part.	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
1682	You're not planning to race tomorrow?	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1683	I see you've gotten over your TMJ.	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
1684	FYI,his mom is following me.	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
1685	Clarence, everyone knows that picture from the little prince, you look pretentious	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1686	Will you be needing a takeout box, sir?	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1687	Seems like a lot of work for a t-shirt and a plaque on the wall.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1688	I’m just irritated you didn’t think to ask if I was hungry.	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1689	Now might be a good time to start intermittent fasting.	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
1690	I save the best part for last too.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
1691	So for a little more money, they threw in the waggy tail?	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1692	What happened,Cat got your tongue?	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1693	This is the best part.	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
1694	That's the taste of bullshit, Steve.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
1695	Sorry I thought you were coming to dinner tomorrow night!	1.2252	0.04114	151	123	22	6
1696	Bummer Aesop isn’t here	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
1697	Have you seen my pet pig?	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1698	Talk about swallowing your prides	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
1699	Again with the eyes bigger than the stomach	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1700	I'm sure your pet will show up in a couple days.	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1701	You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
1702	You ate like a pig.”	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1703	I take it our lunch date is off.	1.2245	0.04072	147	119	23	5
1704	What’s the matter, George…did your tongue get the cat?	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1705	The Little Prince suggested that I keep my tongue out so I’m not mistaken for a hat.	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
1706	So, no knife and fork!	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
1707	As a matter of fact, I am still doing Atkin's. How'd you know?	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1708	Well, this is what happens when you gulp your food down so fast!	1.2241	0.04077	116	91	24	1
1709	A little gamey, I'm not gonna lie.	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1710	I think swallowing a camel was a mistake.	1.2241	0.04257	116	92	22	2
1711	Does this cow make my ass look fat?	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1712	I'm trying the Keto diet"	1.2240	0.04524	125	102	18	5
1713	See my tweets on bloating and slinking.	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
1714	It’s an elephant, right?	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
1715	I like the way animals scratch my belly from the inside.	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
1716	Now that's what I call a piggyback!	1.2239	0.04574	134	111	16	7
1717	Turns out my eyes were not bigger than my stomach.	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
1718	Don't go swimming for three days.	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1719	No kissing on the first date	1.2234	0.04576	94	74	19	1
1720	Olivia, you look absolutely engorgeous today!	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
1721	Oh, you're doing Extreme Keto. I was reading about that online.	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
1722	I have read great reviews about this place on Gulp.	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
1723	Yes, my name is China Shop.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1724	I told you, SMALLER BITES!!.	1.2233	0.04348	103	81	21	1
1725	About time you took the bull by the horns.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1726	...And s-s-some little piggies don't come home.	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1727	Come on. When I saved you just the tail it was a lobster	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1728	I think it is trying to say something.	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1729	Is your reflux acting up?	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1730	I feel like you are hiding something from me.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1731	You’re a pig.	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
1732	Did you get that from Whole Foods?	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
1733	Would you care to see the desert menu?	1.2231	0.04125	130	104	23	3
1734	No, we are not going to have a "Lady and the Tramp" moment.	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
1735	You’re gonna rock the hot dog eating contest!	1.2231	0.04667	130	108	15	7
1736	This explains why you’ve been having indigestion.	1.2230	0.04215	139	113	21	5
1737	i may be bulking right now,but shedding season is gonna be so brutal	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1738	Ok, so let's do lunch again in - what? - eight, ten weeks?	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1739	Really? Dinner's in an hour and your eating that?	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
1740	So much for tonight's tap dancing lesson.	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
1741	Bull! You went off your diet again!	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1742	I heard Barnum and Bailey put out a $10,000 reward for anyone that an find their lion and I could use the money, old friend.	1.2222	0.04429	108	86	20	2
1743	Dude, grass-fed beef is not the same thing as vegan.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
1744	You should curb your enthusiasm.	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
1745	You need to floss Bob	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1746	I don't think Tums will help this time!	1.2222	0.04046	117	92	24	1
1747	No, I haven't put on a few pounds.	1.2222	0.04229	108	85	22	1
1748	If you eat them face first, you don't have to floss.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1749	What can I say,I'm a member of the clean plate club!	1.2222	0.04046	126	100	24	2
1750	I know it's lion 'cause your lips are moving.	1.2222	0.04438	99	78	20	1
1751	It's a tail tale sign you overate	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1752	Anyone you know?	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
1753	I almost ate the whole thing.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1754	idiot! it's PIG in a python!	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
1755	I tried Red Bull. Nothing happened so far	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1756	Is this not one of those all you can eat jungles?	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1757	this is just a hat	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
1758	What?!? I didn’t know warthog isn’t kosher	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
1759	That answers my heads or tails question.	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
1760	Stanley! You told me you were dieting!	1.2214	0.04309	140	115	19	6
1761	How come we're not called the Kings of the Jungle?	1.2214	0.03799	131	103	27	1
1762	Nah, that's OK, I'll just make a sandwich.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
1763	I’ve told you before, it’s rude to speak with your stomach full.	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
1764	Don't you feel uncomfortable after all that lion?	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
1765	Bessey? Haven’t seen her.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
1766	Tastes just like chicken...	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
1767	My doctor advised me to cut back on fast food.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1768	Don't blame me when that comes back on you.	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
1769	Chew, then swallow is so overrated.	1.2212	0.05142	113	95	11	7
1770	Good god, you look like a house	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1771	Did you just eat my emotional support pig?	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
1772	I mean I get it but, gross.	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
1773	Portion control	1.2212	0.04119	113	89	23	1
1774	Should I assume you don't have room for dessert?	1.2212	0.04119	113	89	23	1
1775	Tastes like chicken?	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
1776	You lie here lying about the lion.	1.2212	0.04523	104	83	19	2
1777	It's rude to talk with your mouth full.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1778	That's why most of us stick to rodents"	1.2212	0.04523	104	83	19	2
1779	I can eat a lot more with my new sporked tongue	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
1780	They're like pistachios. You can't eat just one.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1781	Gee, I hope that Rhino Virus isn't catching.	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
1782	No fair! You had the lion's share of lunch!"	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1783	Looks like you caught the the tail end of the bull market.	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
1784	Don't you just hate it when food gets stuck between your fangs	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1785	You said you were trying to lower your cholesterol, Rick!	1.2205	0.04017	127	101	24	2
1786	I’’m sorry, but I have to cancel our dinner plans for tonight.	1.2203	0.04193	118	94	22	2
1787	How’s your GERD, Lenny?	1.2203	0.04362	118	95	20	3
1788	Well! I did ask him nicely to share that American cheeseburger...	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
1789	Watch out for the ones with horns. I'm not looking forward to eliminating this one.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
1790	Have you considered how much your health would benefit if you bccame a vegetarian?	1.2203	0.04016	118	93	24	1
1791	Dammit, Chuck, it’s always the whole lion with you, never just the share!”	1.2203	0.04362	118	95	20	3
1792	I think I've figured out who keeps stealing my lunch from the fridge, Frank.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1793	I thought the doctor told you no more fast food.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1794	Yeah, yeah. Chew my food. I know.	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
1795	We'll know in 24 hours whether you "won" or not!	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1796	I hope you don't have any fine china in there.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1797	And I thought "I'm so hungry I could eat a cow" was just a figure of speech.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1798	I’m catching the tail end of happy hour?	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1799	It's been a hard month for my diet, okay?	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1800	You say your red, inflamed throat attracted him and he charged?	1.2200	0.04399	100	79	20	1
1801	Well, you’re paying the lion‘s share of the dinner bill.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1802	I like it rare	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
1803	No, no. I’m fine… really. Another opportunity will come along.	1.2198	0.04636	91	72	18	1
1804	Do I look Fat?	1.2197	0.04475	132	109	17	6
1805	Hey, have you seen Mabel?	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
1806	You haven’t by any chance seen a mad cow, have you?	1.2197	0.04209	132	107	21	4
1807	These halloween customs are more filling that I thought	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
1808	And you wonder why your reflux is so bad.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
1809	I love a fresh steak	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
1810	Hey, I could eat a horse is just a saying.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
1811	Did you schedule your bariatric surgery?	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
1812	he took it lion down	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
1813	Sorry but no tongue kissing on the first date	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
1814	I have a sudden urge to go to a china shop.	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
1815	You’re so full of bullshit.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
1816	Frankly, I think "unhinge" is a disgusting word.	1.2190	0.05238	105	88	11	6
1817	I thought you were cutting down on red meat.	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
1818	I guess you expect me to eat the whole tiramisu now!	1.2188	0.04492	96	76	19	1
1819	Where'd you grow up? In a barn?	1.2188	0.04141	128	103	22	3
1820	You have to stop eating such big things, you’re starting to become unhinged.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1821	Oh, but you must try the oxtail!	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1822	Holy cow, Monty.	1.2185	0.04162	119	95	22	2
1823	I'm feeling gelato... you?	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
1824	you are what you eat, i guess	1.2185	0.04798	119	99	14	6
1825	So you didn't approve of my new girlfriend then.	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
1826	There are no sacred cows	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
1827	Bite your tongue!	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1828	Hey Mike, why is your lunch screaming “Hakuna Matata”?	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1829	It was a split second decision, chewing was out of the question.	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1830	And the more I eat the bigger he gets and the louder he snores”’	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
1831	I thought we ordered to share	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
1832	You went to Lion King and didn’t get me anything?!	1.2185	0.04798	119	99	14	6
1833	You've outdone yourself.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1834	Good to see you flossing after meals.	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
1835	Don’t tell me, let me guess what’s gnu.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
1836	It started out small, but was wearing a MAGA hat . . .	1.2182	0.04357	110	88	20	2
1837	You'll break the record if the tail keeps twitching for just one more day.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
1838	'Ya see Ted, there's two kinds of folks in this world. Some of us are happy with just the wings, and some of us gotta eat the whole buffalo'	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
1839	Hey! I thought you agreed to go vegan with me!	1.2182	0.04161	110	87	22	1
1840	Therein lies a tail...any minute now.	1.2180	0.04314	133	109	19	5
1841	I've always said that we 'should take the bull by the tail' and not the horns.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
1842	Very chic how that elephant brings out all those 'Little Prints' on your skin.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
1843	I'm leaving you, Frank. I'll give you a moment to digest.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
1844	The tail tells a tale.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
1845	I know.....it's hard to rattle when you're full.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
1846	Break a leg	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
1847	It was getting cold, honey	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
1848	My throat feels a little sore. Hope its not covid!	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
1849	YOU ATE MY WHOLE FAMILY!	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
1850	Boy you really are a glutton.	1.2177	0.04660	124	103	15	6
1851	Rhino. I haven't seen him.	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
1852	You swallowed it when it was sleeping and now you’re actually surprised it’s growling.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1853	Are you sure you are getting enough fiber?	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
1854	I can't tell you how many times that's worked for me. "Ever been sucked off by snake?" They just have no idea how wide our unhinged jaws can get. First, they're psyched we're taking in the whole rod, and before they know it, Boom! Inside a snake.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1855	Did you eat the whole thing again?	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
1856	That's the last time I go to that all-you-can-eat buffet.	1.2174	0.04332	138	114	18	6
1857	You could have just asked me for some floss.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
1858	Hey, check out the gift I received from my PBS pledge. It's an original signed Bob Ross"	1.2174	0.05060	115	97	11	7
1859	God will not be happy. He told you Adam was not for dinner.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
1860	That is going to hurt when it comes out the other end.	1.2174	0.04592	92	73	18	1
1861	That lunch makes you look fat.	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
1862	What happens when he wakes up?	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
1863	I don't think that's how bull fighting works.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
1864	So much for "sharing is caring."	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
1865	Sorry I'm late. Made a quick stop at Pets R Us.	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
1866	I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
1867	I think you may have a Hiatus Hernia.	1.2168	0.03987	143	116	23	4
1868	A slightly spiced relish with a splash of vodka now will make exquisite your pleasure when finally you finishing that tail.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1869	No, portion sizes were good, but the execution was… primitive.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1870	Please!!! Grab the tail and pull with everything you've got!!!	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1871	I saved the tail for you.	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
1872	You've got something stuck between your teeth.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1873	So this Intermittent Fasting really working out for you?	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
1874	It’s sweet of you to offer, but I never eat leftovers.	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
1875	Your new whole foods diet is a little ridiculous	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
1876	My eyes were bigger than my stomach; want some??	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
1877	Enjoy. Lion after 8pm gives me the toots.	1.2164	0.04414	134	111	17	6
1878	Would you like a to-go box?	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1879	Been to the bull market, I see.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
1880	So nothing is shareable.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1881	Wait, I mean I call heads. I call heads!	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1882	You wanna taste?	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
1883	This is gonna be worse than the day after Taco Tuesday.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
1884	I call bullshit.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1885	Where’s Johnny?	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
1886	Now I see why your stomach is always growling.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
1887	You said there'd be food?	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
1888	There’s some room at the udder end.	1.2162	0.05339	111	95	8	8
1889	I didn't really eat him. He just likes a warm place to take a nap.	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
1890	Can't talk . . . I'll get back to you next week.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1891	Hide-and-seek is no fun with you two.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1892	My sonogram shows a boy and a girl.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1893	Its amazing what you can eat on Weight Watchers!	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1894	Why did you ask me to split dinner if you were just gonna turn around and eat the lions' share?	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
1895	‘Now you got to wait an hour before you swim’	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1896	The cat really got your tongue this time, Stan	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
1897	I think I saw him go that way.	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
1898	How about a little tail?	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
1899	How was the mane course?	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
1900	It would’ve eaten me!	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
1901	Soon they’ll be extinct	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
1902	Whole foods really do cost an arm and a leg	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
1903	You should have saved some room for dessert.	1.2152	0.03630	158	127	28	3
1904	I take it you’re not watching calories.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
1905	Impressive, Earl. I like cats but can rarely finish a whole one.	1.2151	0.04548	93	74	18	1
1906	I think you're taking this 'raw diet' thing too literally...	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
1907	Camels are a bit harder than rodents.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1908	Steven! That was supposed to be for everyone!	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
1909	You might as well eat it all. You're getting stretch marks anyway.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1910	You have a knack of biting off more than you can chew.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
1911	Maybe we'll just have a salad for dinner	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
1912	Didn't your mother teach you to cut your food before eating it?	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
1913	I guess it's too late to ask for a bite of that." Ellen Mansueto, Silver Spring, M	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1914	I thought we were going vegan?	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
1915	I guess your eyes are not bigger than your stomach	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1916	My DNA test said I had some camel in me.	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
1917	Like they say: you are what you eat!	1.2149	0.04100	121	97	22	2
1918	Hey, I was gonna eat that!	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
1919	I lost my pet, Buster. Have you seen him?	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
1920	I like your new look.	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1921	And on the 8th Day, the Serpent in the Garden begat the 'vegan diet cheat meal.'	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1922	I find it cleanses the palate.	1.2149	0.05008	121	103	10	8
1923	It's January 3rd!	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
1924	Though uncomfortable, at least your caloric needs are met for the next five years.	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
1925	Maybe it’s His way of saying you should stick to selling apples.”	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
1926	Too bad. I’ve heard the tail is the best part.	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
1927	We were casually talking about going for Tapas and a drink and I just snapped !	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
1928	There's a great new steakhouse around the corner...it's all-you-can-eat!	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
1929	Your eyes were ALWAYS bigger than your stomach!	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
1930	I thought that I told you not to eat between meals!	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
1931	I stand corrected. Your stomach IS bigger than your eyes.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
1932	Looks like somebody forgot to chew their food again	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
1933	He was just lyin' there so I ate him.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
1934	I get it now. I thought it was a hat !	1.2143	0.04412	98	78	19	1
1935	Wafer thin mint?	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
1936	Oh, I thought it was called the Garden of Eatin'!	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
1937	And I say you're full of it	1.2138	0.04057	145	119	21	5
1938	Conspicuous yet filling.	1.2137	0.04198	131	107	20	4
1939	I've decided to go vegan. Eating a whole cow was really wreaking havoc on my digestive system, and it doesn't look like it's doing you too much good either.	1.2137	0.03755	131	104	26	1
1940	I've never seen a tail like that on a pig either.	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1941	I assume we won't be going to the dance tonight.	1.2137	0.03806	117	92	25	0
1942	Mom warned us about having a cow.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
1943	I hate it when I overeat at Thanksgiving.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
1944	Never bite the tail, they go wild.	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
1945	“My advice is: get a CatScan, and see if it can safely be removed.”	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
1946	That’s not your finger, and I’m not going to pull it!	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
1947	Finishing your dinner, or are you just glad to see me?	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
1948	I'm sorry! I was fed up with his anti-choice bullshit! When he started in with me again about his definition of "viability," I just snapped!	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
1949	What hump?	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1950	The tell-tale tail.	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
1951	They wake up at night,you know?	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
1952	Your jaws must be sore.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
1953	So much for your 'live and let live' spiel	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
1954	Did you bring any digestive enzymes?	1.2136	0.05281	103	87	10	6
1955	What, is that all you ate?	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
1956	I saved room for dessert, I promise.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
1957	That's what you get for swallowing more than you can chew.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
1958	You always take the lion’s share.	1.2131	0.03901	122	97	24	1
1959	Do you have a toothpick?	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
1960	Is that organic?	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
1961	A baby bison? I find that hard to swallow	1.2131	0.03901	122	97	24	1
1962	Leo? No, I haven't seen him, why do you ask?	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
1963	. Not often you catch Dolly Parton asleep.	1.2131	0.04831	122	103	12	7
1964	How does it taste?	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
1965	did you get that in the Garden of Eden	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
1966	I suppose you're going to tell me you didn't eat the apple either.	1.2130	0.05104	108	91	11	6
1967	Adam and Eve ate all the apples. I had to settle for a hot dog.	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
1968	I said try ‘Keto’, not ‘cattle.’	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
1969	You said you just wanted a taste.	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
1970	Well Jeff, that is not what they mean by "whole food diet" !	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
1971	No, I haven’t seen your opossum. Why do you ask?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
1972	My mom suggested Atkins but I just can’t get myself to commit.	1.2128	0.04002	141	115	22	4
1973	I think I see the problem	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
1974	wow the entire GOP in one bite?	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
1975	That’s nothing, last week Greg ate everyone in the park	1.2128	0.05634	94	80	8	6
1976	Yep, he never saw it coming.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
1977	Never eat lion down!	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
1978	You're so lucky. I'm lactose intolerant.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
1979	I promise my diet will start tomorrow.	1.2124	0.03865	113	89	24	0
1980	No wonder you have high cholesterol.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1981	This is what happens go and cat around all night.	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
1982	Be honest, were you really that hungry or were you just bored?	1.2124	0.04064	113	90	22	1
1983	You ate a hat, right?	1.2123	0.03913	146	119	23	4
1984	Doggone, Bill!	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
1985	Next time curb your appetite during our mating season will you?	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
1986	You're supposed to chew 32 times.	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
1987	No more than you can chew! No more than you can chew, dammit!	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
1988	I’m more of a chicken man myself	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
1989	Hey, you told me you were a vegan!	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
1990	No it was just a snack I promise.	1.2119	0.03965	118	94	23	1
1991	How long before the bull comes out on the other side?	1.2119	0.04144	118	95	21	2
1992	Yeah, it tastes like chicken.	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
1993	That's what you call sharing?	1.2117	0.04567	137	116	13	8
1994	You're going to pay for that in the morning!	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1995	...and people wonder why you can't train a snake to use a toilet.	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
1996	If you need to go poo,there are bushes behind you.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1997	I guess that's why they call it impossible meat?	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1998	We were supposed to share that.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1999	Simba? Never heard of him.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2000	I just ate so my stomach shouldn't be growling.	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
2001	I thought we agreed to eat less red meat…	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2002	That's not gluten free, Mabel...	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2003	Where'd you get the asparagus?	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2004	Mmmph flmmpf mMmpth!	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
2005	I like tail. Can I have a bite?	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2006	Haven't you eaten enough?	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2007	Thought I ordered a dinner for two.	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
2008	It’s not as obscure as you think, David. Everyone’s read Exupery.	1.2113	0.03717	142	114	26	2
2009	I guess your stomach WAS as big as your eyes!	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2010	I got you something, but it's a surprise.	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2011	I can't wait to hear your burp!	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2012	Not much, what's gnu with you?	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2013	One less roaming buffalo!	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
2014	OK, you stand in the light, and I’ll tell ya if it’s Max or Hazel.	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2015	So where’s the beef?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2016	The most unusual thing is I'm way too short to be a python	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2017	A lion? Seriously?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2018	Which one didn't bite the apple?	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
2019	It’s a new Bob Ross technique	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
2020	GERD again?	1.2109	0.03945	128	103	23	2
2021	Teach me.. what does it entail?	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
2022	It's repulsive how you don't play with your food.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2023	...and therein lies the tale...	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2024	Now I know why you swallowed that fly	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2025	That meal is going right to your hips!	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2026	I'm a hat.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2027	Dave, buddy, this is really not how intermittent fasting works.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2028	What? Today’s a cheat day.	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
2029	Is this the end of the tale?	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2030	Now, you've just gone and spoiled your appetite for dinner!	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2031	Are you sure that you eat the head first?	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
2032	I shouldn’t have had all that bread	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
2033	I'm on a liquid diet.	1.2101	0.04755	119	100	13	6
2034	There's no nice way to tell you: you got something in your teeth." (sorry for my bad english 🙈🇮🇹	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
2035	To tell you the truth, I thought this would be more like that scene from Lady and the Tramp.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2036	test caption	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2037	Larry! You're grossing me out.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2038	Humans make me feel so bloated	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2039	Heyyyy! You went to the new “All You Can Eat Buffet!”	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2040	The diet says I can eat like a cow for 10 minutes a day	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2041	My throat is hoarse.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2042	You take the tail, then we get cappuccinos and dessert.	1.2100	0.04333	100	80	19	1
2043	So their stuff is really fresh at Whole Foods?	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2044	Ferdinand, you ain’t foolin’ anyone with that snake costume.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2045	I like the rhinoplasty.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2046	You eat yet?	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
2047	save room for dessert ok?	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
2048	C’mon It’s cheat day!	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
2049	Hey, you were "lion" about "halfsies" at dinner!	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
2050	Oh, it’s “Take-Out Only” there now?	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2051	'Nose-to-tail' doesn't mean in one sitting.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2052	« Stop with this tail! Can’t you get the job done once and for all ! »	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2053	I'm so sick of your bullshit.	1.2093	0.04070	129	105	21	3
2054	I've been craving beef lately.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2055	Hard to say. The tail's too long for a pig and we know the editors wouldn't have allowed a devoured dog cartoon.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2056	Whose oxtail recipe did you use?	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2057	Remember-you can't go swimming for at least 45 minutes." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2058	WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO SHARE?	1.2091	0.03895	110	87	23	0
2059	They are too endangered!	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2060	Got room for dessert?	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2061	Only got one down in the lion-eating contest, huh?	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2062	I know it's cliche, but it really does taste like chicken.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2063	I didn’t know you were expecting twins	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2064	'Nope, haven't ssseen the Lion King, yet'	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2065	My transformation is temporary your majesty.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2066	Some date! You started out piggish, now you're just a big boar.	1.2090	0.03681	134	107	26	1
2067	Don’t be mad but I forgot to pick up the TUMS	1.2090	0.03830	134	108	24	2
2068	It's not even Halloween yet, and you're already warming up for the holiday feasts.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2069	You're going to need a gastroenterologist AND a chiropractor.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2070	I still can’t believe you’re getting $400 a night for that space on Airbnb.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2071	Have you tried a laxative?	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2072	No. I doubt it's Beyond Meat.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2073	Hey, Fred…the cow got your tongue?	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2074	No I think it’s fine, mom won’t notice.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2075	It looks like you are having trouble finishing your meal.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2076	Can I at least have a piece of tail?	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
2077	Couldn't clean up your plate?	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2078	That's quite a tail but I just don't swallow it.	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
2079	You've been cheating on your diet again,haven't you?	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2080	No,you guess!	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
2081	You had to eat it all in one gulp, you? You snake!	1.2087	0.04001	115	92	22	1
2082	This is even more impressive than the time you ate the baboon.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2083	I didn’t realize you would be home so early…	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2084	You already ordered?	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
2085	I knew he was a hump before and after I took him in.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2086	You do realize that you're going to have a lot of saggy skin to shed after you lose that weight?	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
2087	Why didn't you tell me?	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
2088	I should have ordered the half portion.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2089	I'll be back in a jiff with our dessert menu.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2090	Maybe I should have explained what I meant by "I'm not hungry right now."	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2091	I still see the tail, so you owe me fifty bucks.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2092	I hope you saved your room for dessert	1.2083	0.03906	120	96	23	1
2093	I ate the whole thing, I’m not lion!	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2094	You’ll know it’s time when the Little Prince pulls out his little pencil again.”	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2095	You've got a little piece of spinal cord in your teeth.	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2096	You know the stories in the Little Prince are just meant to be metaphorical?	1.2083	0.04865	120	102	11	7
2097	I thought the bull market was closed this year.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2098	Nice hat.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2099	King of the Jungle. LOL.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2100	Did you see that son, a whole cow in one swallow.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2101	It's great! It's the pig of the month plan.	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
2102	I think I ate the whole thing!	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2103	Now you know what childbirth feels like, Ed.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2104	I packed food for a long trip.	1.2079	0.04295	101	81	19	1
2105	Would you like a hippo for dessert?	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2106	Are you sure this is HIS nineth life?	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2107	If you regurgitate, don't come crying to me.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2108	I've just started the aspen diet.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2109	You think we can get a refund on your gastric bypass procedure?	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2110	The vegan thing didn't work out, then?	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2111	I’m boar’d.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2112	Somebody didn't chew thirty two times before swallowing!	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2113	Well what do you think? Did I get the S-s-s-s-s-seasonings right?	1.2079	0.04058	101	80	21	0
2114	I see you got dinner already	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
2115	I should also stock up in case there's another pandemic.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2116	gooooooal!!	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2117	It's actually a hat	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2118	You got room in there for one more?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2119	Are you going to eat all that?	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2120	I know fast food restaurants are easier, but I'm off bread.	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2121	You've got a little smutchz of tail on your left chin.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2122	Saving the best part for last?	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2123	Ok, so no halfsies?	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2124	All the nutrients are in the tail.	1.2075	0.03958	106	84	22	0
2125	Tail first Bob. TAIL first!	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2126	After lunch let's sleep for March and April and see if the menu changes.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2127	Don't you point that silly little thing at me like that!	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2128	I think I've figured out intermittent fasting.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2129	Don't bother to deny it. You have a telltail sign of what happened to our dinner.	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2130	You're doing that snout to tail thing, but in just one meal!	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2131	Bob, you got it backwards again.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2132	I offered to take a splinter out of his foot. that's how!	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2133	I thought it was supposed to be an elephant.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2134	Run. His mother is coming.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2135	So you ate without me huh? Lemme guess, Raccoons Tartare?	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
2136	I thought we had plans for lunch this week!	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2137	Tell the truth, does this warthog make me look fat?	1.2071	0.03860	140	114	23	3
2138	Just back from Yellowstone?	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2139	You can't fool me. I know you didn't swallow a hat. It's an elephant. I read the Little Prince you know.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2140	Bet you've got a tale to tell.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
2141	Hey, where's the beef?	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2142	There's something you aren't telling me.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
2143	Evolution my little friend . It’s the future! Next thing : Thumbs !!	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2144	You've become unhinged.	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
2145	Why did you eat in advance? We're going to the everglades for dinner!	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
2146	You are one big hog, hog!	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
2147	How many WeightWatchers points is that?	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
2148	But aren’t you lactose intolerant?	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
2149	What a tail you have to tell your kids!	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
2150	I ate like… a King this morning!	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
2151	The whole thing? That's a lotta bull!	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2152	Wow Sssslink....sorry i doubted you are king of the jungle	1.2063	0.04112	126	103	20	3
2153	I bet he has worries now	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2154	It's paleo.	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2155	The tail end is always disappointing.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2156	So what did you have for breakfast?	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2157	Can I have your leftovers?	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2158	It's not water weight!	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2159	I was just tempting him to eat the apple. Then he did! So I ate him!	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2160	You don't happen to have a Tums do you?	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2161	What did I tell you about eating too much meat.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2162	Less taste, more filling	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2163	Wow, that was jaw-dropping.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2164	New york real estate is crazy. I’m paying 2300/month for this snake	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2165	You have to start chewing your food, Frank	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2166	Don't lie to me. I can see the tail sticking out your mouth.	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
2167	Indigestion - Really!?	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2168	I was driving on the opposite lane	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2169	No,no. On you it looks good.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2170	I have a different understanding of keto.	1.2059	0.04258	102	82	19	1
2171	Your lack of sharing is difficult to swallow.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2172	Quit hogging all the food.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2173	And you want me to believe he just ran off?	1.2057	0.04331	141	119	15	7
2174	Just relax, the paramedics are on their way.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2175	Big cat got your tongue?	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
2176	Potatoes Lionaise	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2177	Quiet, good credit, professional job — he's the perfect tenant.	1.2056	0.03925	107	85	22	0
2178	Say, have you seen my son's toy buffalo?	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2179	Your diarrhea will be explosive.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2180	Getting a little tail?	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2181	Yes, you can buy stretch mark cream over the counter.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2182	Got my tongue elongation from the top Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
2183	I looked at that, but it didn’t come with the hot sauce or the ranch dressing.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2184	So, Larry, how’s that vegan thing going?	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2185	‘Lucky you, built in dental floss’	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2186	I hate to tell you, buddy, but with what you just consumed, your cholesterol is going to go sky high, and the indigestion...forget about it, too late."	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2187	Cowabunga	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2188	I wish I could give you a hand.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2189	Seen Bowser lately?	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
2190	And next you’ll tell me that you don’t want any supper.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2191	I told you when you ordered it that it was meant for two.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2192	Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to let your eyes be bigger than your stomach?	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2193	So, Ed, have you seen Piglet around? He owes me money.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2194	Thanks for sharing	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2195	One more, we play chess.	1.2051	0.03941	117	94	22	1
2196	You always overdo it on cheat day.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2197	How was your Yellowstone vacation?	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2198	It' s just more of your bullshit.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2199	King of the Beasts, my Ass!	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2200	Don’t ask… I just got hungry! (Hawthorn, age 7)	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2201	You look like you have that dull, heavy, after eating feeling.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2202	I always pig out after an intermittent fast	1.2051	0.03941	117	94	22	1
2203	Muffled "You two and your games of hide and seek have gotten out of hand".	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2204	You're just a sight gag. Without a gag reflex.	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2205	that'd give me indegestion	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2206	Honey, don't talk with your mouth full.	1.2045	0.04400	132	111	15	6
2207	Wanna do this ‘Lady and the Tramp’ style, or…?	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
2208	I like to stay at fighting weight.	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
2209	The old folks home--there's tons of 'em!	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2210	I had a big lunch and I am just dragging this afternoon.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2211	Looks more like a Republican to me	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
2212	He asked directions to the snake park, and I said I'd give him a lift.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2213	Aaach, I should know better; I can't eat Mexican.	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2214	This is why I don't eat fast food!	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2215	I'm telling you, you're going to have one bad case of indigestion.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2216	You definitely need tall grass to be a successful snake in the grass.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2217	You look nothing like a hat	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2218	I would have . . . But it’s obvious there wasn’t enough to share.	1.2042	0.03940	142	117	21	4
2219	You'll look a lot better when those stretch marks clear up.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2220	Mother always taught us to share!	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
2221	And here I go, thinking we were in this thing together.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2222	You'll spoil your appetite.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2223	Have you considered probiotics?	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2224	That vixen,Eve,got me turned on to apples "	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2225	I see you've been reading The Little Prince.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2226	I know you did. I just want to know why.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2227	What, you ate already?	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
2228	I thought that we agreed to go plant-based this week.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2229	First the endoscopy, then the Jalopy.	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2230	Do you have any idea of the cholesterol level in a steak that rare?	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2231	Making gnu friends is so hard.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2232	I guess you got the lion's share.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2233	Time for a Tums?	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2234	I hope you don’t get offended by a little constrictive criticism.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2235	We agreed to do this vegan thing together, Frank!	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2236	Look’s like you have a tiger by the tail.	1.2037	0.05054	108	92	10	6
2237	He didn’t say trick or treat, so I picked for him.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2238	Let's get together in a few weeks after you've digested everything.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2239	Hey! I was supposed to meet Simba for brunch!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2240	That all-protein diet’s making you look like gnu.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2241	Have you seen my Christmas ornament box anywhere?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2242	Slow casual	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2243	I’d grab dinner with you but I’m full for the next few weeks	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2244	Mark? Haven’t seen him.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2245	What you need is Plop Plop Fizz Fizz	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
2246	I only ate half.	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
2247	You could have waited for the election results before dethroning the king.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2248	That was a fun time, but please, no more party tricks.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2249	I had a fresh ham for lunch	1.2035	0.03805	113	90	23	0
2250	Shall we split the bill?	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2251	Good luck in the morning.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2252	It’s even more keto if you eat it whole	1.2035	0.04007	113	91	21	1
2253	For the last time, I didn't eat your food.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2254	Tails you win.	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
2255	I guess I didn't understand what you meant when you said you couldn't wait to have dinner with me.	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
2256	Why didn't you leave me some of that barbecue pork?	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
2257	Disregard my dinner invitation.	1.2034	0.03911	118	95	22	1
2258	What? Cat got your small intestine?”	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
2259	you were right when you said it was all good.	1.2034	0.04432	118	98	16	4
2260	I thought you were on a diet.	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
2261	tastes like chicken with more of a bite	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
2262	Do you want a taste?	1.2033	0.03992	123	100	21	2
2263	I haven’t been very successful giving up beef.	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
2264	The tail is not the best part, Harold.	1.2033	0.04612	123	104	13	6
2265	I warned you not to eat it all at once.	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
2266	'Yes, I do remember the slogan, "Beef. It's what's for dinner." '	1.2031	0.04347	128	107	16	5
2267	You’re REALLY going to regret that in the morning	1.2031	0.04486	128	108	14	6
2268	Did you leave room for the dessert I made ?	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
2269	I'm thinking of going vegan.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
2270	You’ve got a little something on your chin.	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
2271	Can't tell you how many times that's happened to me.	1.2030	0.03959	133	109	21	3
2272	‘“There are two wolves inside us” is just a metaphor.’	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
2273	King of Beasts,my ass....	1.2029	0.04005	138	114	20	4
2274	I thought you were getting a salad.	1.2025	0.04894	79	64	14	1
2275	So you plan to be a camel for hollowen	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2276	For Buffalo, it wasn’t very spicy!!!	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2277	This is exactly why I'm a vegetarian.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2278	I guess you are not up for brunch...	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2279	Didn't your mother tell you to always take little bites?	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2280	Did the cat get your tongue?	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2281	Buffalo? Ouch! Those hoofs are murder on the stomach!	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2282	There was an old snake who swallowed a bull...Perhaps they're full!	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2283	When I told him to dive in head first that's not what I meant.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2284	You've got it wrong again! The game is cat and mouse and not cat in mouth!	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2285	Boaring!	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2286	Thanksgiving is coming.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2287	For winning at "pin the tail" on the donkey - No way!	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2288	Hungry?? That's a lot of bull.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2289	You always eat the best part first	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2290	Yum! Where did you get a two-humped (Bactrian) camel?	1.2020	0.04056	99	79	20	0
2291	That’s a shame. The tail is the best bit.	1.2020	0.04056	99	79	20	0
2292	It looks like you’re on that new diet.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2293	Angus or Wagyu?	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2294	Bill! You went to the range without me?	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2295	Oh my god, they killed Kenny!	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2296	I’d walk a mile for a Camel.	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2297	It’s my cheat month	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
2298	fell asleep on the subway with my mouth open.	1.2020	0.04056	99	79	20	0
2299	I take it you'll just be chillin' this winter?	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2300	He said, "Bring it on." Want some?	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2301	I hope no-one waves a red cape behind you.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2302	Looks like he tasted good until you got to the end!	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2303	This is the last time I swallow a hot dog without mustard.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2304	We'll, what do you do for a lingering tickle in your throat?	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2305	I'm tailing you the truth! I did NOT eat that cow!!	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2306	That's an absolutely fascinating tale.	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
2307	I don't believe you. You speak with a lion tongue.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2308	I thought you were allergic to cats!	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2309	Ah, I sssseee the tell tail sssign	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2310	How do you know you're naked?	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2311	Hey Norm, you've got something in your teeth.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2312	So technically, it's mostly water weight.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2313	I always loved The Little Prince	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2314	I told you not to grab the bull by its horns!	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2315	Harold! That was our last Key Largo wood rat!	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
2316	Is that the cat's meow?	1.2018	0.04166	114	93	19	2
2317	Hey, if I get one we can have a pride parade!	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
2318	I saved you the last bite!	1.2018	0.04166	114	93	19	2
2319	Oh c'mon, Ralph. I put my name on it.	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2320	Have you seen the warthog I left on the counter?	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
2321	You had to go back for seconds, didn't you?	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
2322	Don’t worry … I believe yo	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
2323	So, how many cheat days did you have this week?	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2324	No,of courth it’th not my tongue.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
2325	I've got a bit of a sore throat. It must be that flu going around.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
2326	I said bring back buffalo sauce. Buffalo SAUCE! What’s wrong with ya?	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
2327	I never said I was a vegetarian, Lois!!	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
2328	That's just a lot of bull.	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
2329	How long before you're colonoscopy is over?	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2330	Right now I hate that I'm vegan.	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2331	It’s a cheat day.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2332	Wild boar really brings your spots out.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2333	Any regrets?	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2334	Wow. That was a lot of bull!	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2335	Well, there goes your cholesterol sky high.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2336	Once again...your eyes were bigger than your stomach	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2337	Pig out? No. In	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2338	Well I figured if I ate a endangered species I would become a double endangered one.	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2339	I think you ate too much!	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
2340	Your tummy is still growling	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2341	You're not sharing?	1.2000	0.04043	110	89	20	1
2342	I think you’re gonna need to work that off.	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
2343	I said you can only be king if you swallow a whole lion, and I can still see the tail.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2344	Don’t choke!	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2345	Hurry up! If they see that tail, they’ll know it was you!	1.2000	0.04126	95	76	19	0
2346	Really, Harold! I send you out to catch a tiger by the toe, and you come back with a water buffalo by the tail! How can we show up at Eve and Adam’s with that?	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2347	But I hate asparagus	1.2000	0.04544	125	106	13	6
2348	Big meals always leave me with a lisp.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2349	You always get the lion's share of lunch	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2350	Bully for you.	1.2000	0.03609	145	118	25	2
2351	What about ox-tail soup?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2352	I thought I told you I am tired of your lion eyes!	1.2000	0.04399	125	105	15	5
2353	They’re better roasted	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2354	When I said "go whole hog", I mean how to live life	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2355	It's a rescue	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
2356	Dear did you take your pills?	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2357	Geez Colin, you always fill up on whatever's on the first Dim Sum cart.	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
2358	Eat it all; there are little vipers starving in China.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2359	I just couldn’t take being a Vegan anymore.	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
2360	Impossible burgers just don't do it for me.	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2361	I'd recommend Pepto-Bismol	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
2362	Toothpick?	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2363	So he bet me...	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2364	It's the emmissions that are hard to swallow	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2365	I’d be lion if I didn’t admit I feel full.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2366	Oh, it's a French bistro called "Le Petit Prince."	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2367	Eating local is becoming more difficult than I thought.	1.2000	0.04364	85	68	17	0
2368	The neck is just empty calories.	1.2000	0.05136	105	90	9	6
2369	I don’t know where you put it.”	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2370	Wherein lies the tale?	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2371	Cough it up man - you know I called heads.	1.2000	0.04684	125	107	11	7
2372	How did you get hairs to grow on your tongue?	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2373	Because, see he couldn’t draw the buffalo	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2374	How's them ribs?	1.2000	0.03945	115	93	21	1
2375	They were all out of horse….	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2376	Coming home late again, smelling of lion? My mother was right: once an eater always an eater.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2377	It started out as a kiss. How did it end up like this?	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2378	Yeah I gave up my shopping addiction; but now I can’t seem to say no to an ‘all you can eat’ buffet.	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
2379	You've put on so much weight since we last met	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2380	Glad I got here before the tail end.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2381	Just because it's technically keto doesn't mean..	1.2000	0.03945	115	93	21	1
2382	For the last time it wasn't me who ate your dinner. I'm on a diet.	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
2383	Extra rare.	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
2384	You told me we couldn’t get lunch because you were fasting!	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2385	At home, he would have been cooked on the range.	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2386	Way to show 'em that some invasive species are more useful than others.	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2387	Gary! We had those reservations for months!	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
2388	I don't know, man. I always feel better after throwing up.	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
2389	Okay, it's not really tongue. But the answer is still no.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2390	Again? I TOLD you to start from the tail.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2391	Now that’s what I call a Pig Out!	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
2392	It looks delicious. Send me the recipe.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2393	I'm going to start that cleanse first thing tomorrow.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
2394	You’ve got the lion by the tail.	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
2395	I just 'yawned'!	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2396	If it was just a paintbrush you wanted, you should have eaten a mouse	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2397	Let me guess, Dinner got away.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2398	Can you share your ox tail recipe?	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2399	You deserve indigestion for chasing tail.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2400	One more reason to be a vegan.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2401	Keto or not, calories are calories Milo	1.1982	0.04758	111	94	12	5
2402	Buffet, why?	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2403	It was a two-for-one special	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2404	Good story, but something else will be roaring in the morning.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2405	I see you’re on the Attenborough diet.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2406	I'm waiting for an elephant.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2407	It’s a turtle. I forgot to shell it.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2408	That’s taking steak tartare to a new level.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2409	Bite me.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2410	I guess your eyes weren't bigger that your stomach after all.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2411	Now, who’s the king of the jungle baby?	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2412	Sorry - it’s not scarier than the elephant. You really do just look like a hat.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2413	I know you want to be a hat for Halloween,but you just look like a boa constrictor that swallowed an elephant.	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2414	I said “a corned beef on rye!”	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2415	It's just that I hate eating leftovers, you know?	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2416	Seriously, your implant looks so good.	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2417	The mens room , Where is it ?	1.1979	0.05261	96	82	9	5
2418	It's great at first, but then it has to come out.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2419	What the hell is a Bluetooth?	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2420	How about a piece of tail?	1.1979	0.04088	96	77	19	0
2421	It’s ok, I had a light lunch.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2422	Some like to pig out. I like to pig in.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2423	Pardon?	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2424	Am I allowed to say bull scat in a cartoon?	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2425	Oh really? You haven’t eaten in weeks? That’s bull.	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
2426	Saint-Exupéry...ever heard of him?	1.1977	0.04320	86	69	17	0
2427	No, I didn't eat the lunch you packed and left in the fridge, Bob. Why do you ask?	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2428	I know we can eat like cows…but not actually eat one!	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
2429	You better not let the tail wag the dog	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
2430	Not bison again, Leonard. Now you have to go to that campground for some Pepcid.	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
2431	Can I interest you in seeing the dessert menu?	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
2432	HA! I win!!	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
2433	what?! It's my cheat day!	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
2434	My mother taught me to never bite off more than I could chew!	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2435	Good for you; you took the bull by the horns!	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2436	Hey! I called dibs on the last lion	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2437	Oh Bull who said I was on a diet!	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2438	Did you read the serving size?	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
2439	You’re so selfish George, does it never occur to you that I might be hungry too?	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2440	At first it sounded like you had a frog in your throat.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2441	Are you on grass?	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2442	I wish you had an after dinner mint	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2443	Have you seen my friend, Leo?	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2444	you want to share some tail	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
2445	Hope your phone plan covers roaming!	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
2446	I see you're at the tail end of the carnivore diet craze.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
2447	We eat our own (Trumpers)...	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
2448	I promise, I really got the vegan option this time.	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
2449	I think you look like a hat	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2450	Yef - If mafes talfing a liffle hard.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2451	I think I'm going to pay for this when I have to go potty tomorrow.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2452	That’s not what I meant when I said ‘let’s pig out’.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2453	Oversnacking again!	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
2454	Was she as tasty as she looks?	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2455	I said glutton,not gluton.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
2456	It's pretty obvious that you've abandoned your "No Gnu diet", Clarence. Your cholesterol is going to be off the scale tomorrow!	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
2457	I see the tail but the dog's not wagging!	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2458	I’m vegan.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2459	I need a couple Maalox.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2460	Hiding your mistress in your stomach is not going to work this time.	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
2461	Next time I get the bright idea of din din at the All You Can Eat Buffet stop me.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2462	Yes,I think you should wait a half an hour before you go swimming.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
2463	I was saving that for the potluck tomorrow!	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2464	I hope that wasn’t Chinese take out, you’ll be hungry again in a couple of hours.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2465	This was the last time asked you to look after my pet!	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2466	I’m on a see-boar diet	1.1961	0.03951	102	82	20	0
2467	Oxxxxxxxxx tailsssssss… always worth the wait.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2468	I don’t see a hat. I only see a friend who is crying out for help.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2469	I told you I was so hungry I could eat a cow!	1.1959	0.04051	97	78	19	0
2470	When that big meal makes you fall asleep, I’m going to eat you.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
2471	There's a crumb on your lip.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2472	The mane was the hardest part to swallow...	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2473	I take it the negotiations are going well.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2474	A minute on your lips and a lifetime on your hips. Oh wait, no hips.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2475	Holy cow... Looks like you’ve swallowed more than you can chew!	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2476	Are you humming Hakuna Matata?	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2477	Apparently that was the last one of its kind on Earth.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2478	I like your new fashion statement	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2479	I see it's the tail end of dinner.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2480	Cat got your linguam bisulcam?	1.1957	0.04159	92	74	18	0
2481	Never eat in bed.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
2482	It seems you bit off more than you can chew.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2483	…and the problem with this Paleo diet is that 3 months later you’re hungry again.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2484	Have you seen Dave?	1.1954	0.04276	87	70	17	0
2485	King of the jungle, I don't think so!	1.1953	0.03852	128	105	21	2
2486	What do you mean 'I never share'?	1.1951	0.03942	123	101	20	2
2487	We agreed not to snack before the buffet.	1.1951	0.03942	123	101	20	2
2488	Olé!	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
2489	One bite at a time	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
2490	”You going to eat that?	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
2491	Where's EVE	1.1949	0.04383	118	99	15	4
2492	My financial advisor said to prep for the next bull market.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
2493	Do you remember what it was? I can't make heads or tails of it.	1.1947	0.03947	113	92	20	1
2494	Holy cow, I think your eyes are bigger than your stomach”	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2495	So, what did the lion eat?	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
2496	You gotta digest most of it before you get to the good stuff.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2497	He was vegetarian, not a big deal to digest	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2498	Unicorns are endangered Ralph!	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2499	Ceci nes't pas un chapeau, obviously.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2500	Rat buffet was half price.	1.1947	0.03947	113	92	20	1
2501	Mom always said to chew your food one hundred times before swallowing.	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
2502	You speak with forked tongue	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
2503	What do you mean we don't hibernate down here in the South?	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2504	No,I haven’t seen your little friend Pooh…	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2505	Chuck has a massive chip on his shoulder	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2506	Wow, you really can swallow a lot of bull on this job.	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2507	So now what? No sex for 2 weeks?	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2508	Quit gulping your food, will ya?	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
2509	My mom always gave me green tea. One sugar, no lemon.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
2510	My therapist told me to find new coping strategies.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2511	Honestly? I think there's just too much pork in the bill.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
2512	Where will you be spending your digestion?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2513	Do you know what happened to Antoine de Saint-Exupery?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2514	I still think it would have been easier to flip a coin.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2515	Thanks for saving me the last bite.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2516	Does my rear end look fat?	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2517	Nope Son, there's no food here either.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2518	Seriously Frank? This is your solution to the ferrel pig situation?	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2519	It must have been something I ate.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2520	Like my new tongue?	1.1939	0.05161	98	84	9	5
2521	I told you it would go straight to your hipsssss.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2522	Quiet, he’s still asleep.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2523	I told you not to chew.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2524	Are you sure it said gluten free?	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
2525	Well I guess hide and seek is over now. Thanks Carl.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
2526	Eating a cow! You know your lactose intolerant."	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2527	I think I ate too much. Do you have anything for indigestion?	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2528	Give me a ring when you are up for something.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2529	It's a B&B win-win. It gets a bed for the night, and you get breakfast in the morning.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2530	Let me explain what is meant by the phrase "eat me".	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2531	Curiosity gets them every time.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2532	Call me when you need some suppositories."	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2533	I know, I know.... I'll just start my diet next year.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2534	Wow! But if you don’t actually have the enzymes for those horns, they are going to be worse than a brick!	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2535	Try leaving some room for dessert.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
2536	I’m just doing my part to fight methane gas emissions.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2537	This is why I went vegan, bill.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2538	„It’s not what it looks like. We‘re just friends, I swear.“	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2539	When will you quit hogging?!	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2540	I thought you said you were switching to a plant based diet for lent?	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2541	I hope you took your Prilosec.	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2542	It's the same for me - after a steak dinner feels like I have to lay around for a week!	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2543	Ha ha, I got it first!	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
2544	Sorry I'm late, I stopped off after work for some rodents.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
2545	My eyes are bigger than my stomachs.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2546	Not another word about interest rates	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2547	Therein lies a tale.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2548	Thanks for the invitation but I've already had Christmas dinner.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2549	I told you you'd like the free-range meats from Whole Foods.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
2550	This whole day has me buffaloed”	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
2551	It's bison not buffalo!	1.1930	0.03916	114	93	20	1
2552	So how is that raw paleo working out for you	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
2553	The rules say is you cannot get the tail all the way in, you lose.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2554	I understand you like it RARE	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
2555	My friends told me you were full of bull but I didn't take it literally. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
2556	What? I'm on a low carbs diet.	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
2557	Yes, I have a big mouth..	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
2558	Ooooh--let's do the scene from "Lady and the Tramp!"	1.1927	0.04959	109	94	9	6
2559	What a load of bull	1.1927	0.03795	109	88	21	0
2560	This isn't what I had in mind when you told me, "Just one bite."	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2561	Just a little bite, please, oh please.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2562	So . . . what ya got there?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2563	Honestly, two tails is a good look on you.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2564	It’s bedtime and your mouth is full so no good night hiss.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2565	Can I have oxtail?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2566	Sure you have lots of scales, but you need a digital one.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
2567	How did you manage to swallow the cat head first?	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2568	You know that saying, "Don't bite off more than you can chew . . ."	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2569	I've got heartburn. Have you got any antacid?	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2570	Don't lecture me about portion size. They only come in one size.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2571	You lie like a snake in the grass. I know you had a snack!	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2572	Would you kindly barf up half of that cow so we can feed the kids?	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
2573	I figured if I'm going to do intermittent fasting, I might as well bulk up with a cow.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
2574	Dude, I still have stretch marks from the chicken!	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2575	How do you put up with the bullshit?	1.1923	0.04243	130	110	15	5
2576	Elephant or donkey?	1.1923	0.03883	104	84	20	0
2577	Thank you! That Aslan guy never stopped talking.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2578	You are full of bull!	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2579	Have you seen my kitty"	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
2580	I won the coin toss"	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2581	I’ve been tailing you for days.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2582	Yeah, I know, but I forgot to eat breakfast	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2583	When I said have a cow already, I didn't mean eat one!	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2584	Was that you burping or something else?	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2585	Perfect — dinner is always the best time for me to talk to you.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2586	Now you're only 50% snake.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2587	Can I offer you some Buffalo tale	1.1917	0.04315	120	101	15	4
2588	No dessert until you finish.	1.1917	0.03797	120	98	21	1
2589	Yeah, you need either a napkin or a longer digestive tract.	1.1915	0.04016	141	119	17	5
2590	In like a lion, out like a lamb" was just a saying -- just like we wouldn't bite the same guy twice	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
2591	What was your famous oxtail stew recipe again?	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2592	I saved you the tail.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2593	You always put on weight over the holidays.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2594	You’re going to spoil your dinner!	1.1913	0.04604	115	98	12	5
2595	He wouldn’t stop talking about CrossFit	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
2596	Therrs uh coupuh mow stanning by tha tree, if ya huurry.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
2597	He wouldn't stop singing Hakuna Matada.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2598	C’est le petit elephant	1.1913	0.04924	115	100	8	7
2599	You should start eating more sloths! Don't you know fast food is bad for you?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2600	Dude, I said let's each do a line!	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2601	Didn't I tell you to chew before you swallow?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2602	Did you eat my left overs?	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2603	Maybe you should think about becoming a vegetarian.	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2604	Oh, Monsieur, it is wahfer thin.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
2605	I’ve got a belly full of his talk!	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
2606	Really George? You know we're going out for dinner tonight!	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2607	Has the cat got your tongue?”	1.1909	0.04917	110	95	9	6
2608	You've got some food in your teeth.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
2609	Can you burp it out?	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2610	You know, don't you, that we're out of Mylanta?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2611	Do this.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2612	I think this time, the cat will not come back.	1.1905	0.04310	84	68	16	0
2613	I see you went with "Fedora" for halloween!	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2614	How did you possibly eat that lion?!!??" "Bgulb...	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2615	Your big mouth struck again.	1.1905	0.03851	105	85	20	0
2616	I'm not scary. I'm a hat.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2617	I'm not upset that you ate my snack, I just want you to promise I can watch it pass.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2618	Are you sure intermittent fasting is working for you?	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2619	There you go destroying the bull market again.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2620	what the hell was that	1.1905	0.04323	126	107	14	5
2621	That was meant for tonight's dinner party.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2622	No, I will not reenact that scene from “the lady and the tramp”	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
2623	Did you start the paleo diet?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2624	No it's not a Mane Course, i was just peckish while waiting.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2625	I like it - Picasso	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
2626	Not hungry any more, thanks.	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
2627	He really was a mouthful, huh?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2628	Are you cheating on me?	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2629	I warned you not to eat too fast, don't ask me antacids later	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2630	How do you do it? Beef is so hard to digest.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2631	I told you, you couldn't swallow the hole thing.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2632	Again, you bit off more than you can chew!	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2633	Don't lie... tell me what you did to Adam and Eve!	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2634	Tums or MiraLAX seems to works best for me.	1.1901	0.04440	121	103	13	5
2635	Care for some desert?"	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
2636	So much for evolution.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2637	No Herschel, I don't believe you ARE committed to a vegan lifestyle.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2638	They say curiosity killed the cat but I'm pretty sure this time it was me.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2639	I have seen it on The Little Prince and I haven't looked back since.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2640	Ooh, I hate when that happens: you don't really want the whole thing, but once you get started, there's no way to stop.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
2641	Now you want to share?	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2642	I did NOT make a pig of myself	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2643	I'm not unclogging the toilet for you later on.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2644	You might want to rethink that keto diet.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2645	You said you didn’t want anything–I’m not sharing.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2646	Hold on, sorry, cat got my tongue.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2647	Man, it's hard enough without a monkey on your back.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2648	The hair always makes me bloated.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2649	And you said I was gullible?	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
2650	I forgot to take the shopping bags.	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
2651	That meal is going to stay with you for awhile	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2652	It started out as a simple disagreement on whose mouse it was.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2653	You've confirmed You're full of Bull.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2654	A Lion, seriously? No, it's a Wildebeest. And besides, it's not like I ate him, he just ran in while I was yawning.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2655	I don’t think I can be with someone who eats with his mouth open.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2656	Nah, you'll have your appetite back in a month or so.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2657	Have you seen my lion friend Timmy?	1.1894	0.04184	132	112	15	5
2658	Aha, looks delicious!	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
2659	I see you had a great office party.	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
2660	You are soooo boarish!	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2661	A bactrian I presume?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
2662	Well,aren't you looking like the cat that swallowed the canary!	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
2663	What, you didn’t hear me ask for a to-go box?	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
2664	This season's leisure clothes have AMAZINGLY comfortable stretch fabric, Gladys. If I was still in Lululemon you'd see every horn and hoof of my breakfast.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
2665	Weren’t we supposed to bowl first and dine after?	1.1890	0.03662	127	104	22	1
2666	Your hamster? Nope, haven't seen it since yesterday.	1.1890	0.03829	127	105	20	2
2667	Like chicken?	1.1889	0.04149	90	73	17	0
2668	. . . and lions, oh my!	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2669	It’s OK - I’m intermittently fasting	1.1889	0.05450	90	78	7	5
2670	Well, it did say “all you can eat.”	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2671	Looks like the new diet accentuates your curves after all.	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
2672	Come on Lucifer, first our legs and now this!	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2673	Every time you open your mouth your lyin	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2674	Give me the apple; you are too stuffed to have lunch with Eve.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2675	I'm sure she was delicious, but you could've at least left me a glass of her milk!	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2676	The weight goes straight to my legs.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2677	Eh, shouldn't 'ave eaten that extra pup, I suppos' ......	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2678	Chasing tail always gives me indigestion.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2679	The best thing about it? It only cost a nickel.	1.1885	0.04558	122	105	11	6
2680	These warthogs are going straight to my thighs.	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
2681	Why would you do this? You’ll never fit in the bridesmaid dress this weekend.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2682	Ok, now time for a TRUTH!	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2683	You have GOT to get glasses!	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2684	I'm five minutes late. There's a reason you're single.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2685	Did you just burp?	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2686	Well, you don't speak with forked tongue!	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2687	He threatened to get my tongue	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2688	Oh no you don't...I'm not falling for the old pull my finger trick again	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2689	You're late for dinner!	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2690	Henry, I thought, I told you not to fill up on circus food!	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2691	Does my bum look big in this?	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2692	I am NOT splitting this bill!	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2693	I’d rather a friend than an enema	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2694	It's Wagyu, more fat but also more taste. Highly recommend.	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2695	What’s a matter - cat got your tongue?	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2696	Hey - your tongue grew hair on it	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2697	Don't tell me. They offered to supersize you and you said 'Yes'	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2698	Snack? What snack?	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2699	Lion Country Safari Buffet	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
2700	I can’t hide under the bed for awhile!	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
2701	What? No longer vegan?	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
2702	Looks like he saw it coming; the end was on its way.	1.1875	0.04005	96	78	18	0
2703	See, I told you it counts as 1 serving.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2704	'Ugh! Hamster breath!'	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
2705	You were supposed to TEMPT her, not EAT her!	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
2706	What beef?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2707	Sure, I wouldn't mind the tail, thanks	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
2708	Don’t you lie to me. The tail’s sticking out of your mouth!	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2709	Me? I just ended up bingeing Dahmer.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
2710	I shouldn't have filled up on gerbils.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2711	I told you to chew your food!	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
2712	Plus which, they left dish of milk out for it, now mine.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
2713	Seriously, would you please stop eating with your mouth open?	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
2714	Buffet open again?	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
2715	I thought I was so hungry I could eat a cow!	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
2716	Of course I believe in leaving sleeping dogs lie.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2717	Hmmm, cat got your tongue?	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
2718	Where’s Pete?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2719	No Rat November starts next month	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
2720	That’s a funny lookin’ salad…	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
2721	Looks like you’ve been eating more than your feelings.	1.1871	0.03761	139	116	20	3
2722	You actually don’t have to eat the stems.	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
2723	Can I join you for the tail end if the meal?	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
2724	I don't care if you're "in the mood." I'm still making porchetta tonight.	1.1870	0.03714	123	101	21	1
2725	A hat?	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
2726	You should try starting with an appetizer next time	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2727	Shall I get the Tums?	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2728	I hear the tail is the best part.	1.1869	0.03786	107	87	20	0
2729	So, this way you can wash it down with milk."	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
2730	This could take a while. Don't wait up.	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
2731	I thought we weren’t packing heat!	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2732	Close your mouth when you digest.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2733	Can’t we just be friends?	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2734	I started doing airbnb	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2735	I see you didn't go back for seconds.	1.1869	0.03786	107	87	20	0
2736	Ttthhheeeee, you ttthhhound ridciulottthhh	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
2737	Is that whole food or nose to tail?	1.1869	0.03786	107	87	20	0
2738	I just said I was so hungry I could eat a cow, and then...	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2739	No, it's not an elephant.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2740	I hate to say it, but I don’t really have a million dollars..	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
2741	I’ll get your digestive tables	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2742	Where's the beef?	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2743	The camouflage isn't helping.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2744	What? Cat got your tonsils?	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2745	Did you order the “super size”	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2746	Coming to the buffet?	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2747	Forget plant-based- whole foods is the way to go.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2748	Who is it this time? Fifi?	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2749	I think you bit off more than are going to able chew.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
2750	To be honest, that skin does make you look fat.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2751	You only have 10 seconds left! Swallow the tail or we will have to pay for dinner.	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
2752	Were you taken in by that Uber Eats commercial, "everything that's delivered can be eaten"?	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
2753	Well, I think you're full of bull!	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
2754	Welcome to the Gnu World!	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
2755	Well, we won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
2756	The intermittent fasting hasn't really been working for me.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
2757	I'm waiting for you to finish before I eat you.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
2758	"Would it kill you to eat some greens once in a while?"	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
2759	I wanted a meal fit with a king.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
2760	What the hell ?	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
2761	I am now the King of the Jungle!	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
2762	You really think Little Prince is gonna see a Fedora this time?	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
2763	Toldja not to go whole hog!	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
2764	I swear on my life. I did not eat the last pork rind!	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
2765	Let’s get tapas next time.	1.1863	0.03874	102	83	19	0
2766	I'll shed it in a couple of months.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2767	Would you like some Metamucil	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
2768	I found Fetterman hard to swollow.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
2769	However, at parties, I try not to eat the lion's share.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
2770	You really should try that new farm-to-table.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
2771	So we’re not getting share plates?	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
2772	Yeah, a little heartburn and lethargy, but I won't have to eat again for a year.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2773	Holy Cow! Did you even taste it? Your supposed to take small bites, not swallow it whole!	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
2774	I’ve bit off more then I can chew.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2775	You have an eating disorder.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2776	How about a stock spit?	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
2777	I'm telling you.... it tastes just like chicken.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
2778	you really should eat with your mouth closed	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
2779	What?! He told me to take care of his cat!	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2780	Would you believe me if I said he escaped through the window?	1.1858	0.03675	113	92	21	0
2781	Did you have a good lunch or are you just happy to see me?	1.1857	0.03737	140	117	20	3
2782	I ordered the Big Yak.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2783	You really hogged it all...	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
2784	Oh, you said buffet! I thought you said all you can eat buffalo.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
2785	I’ll get the tums	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2786	Since I ate it, I've never been thirsty.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
2787	You're way over the RDA for roughage.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
2788	Did you see the wild boar I left here for later? I can't find it anywhere.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2789	You look suspiciously like a politician.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2790	I’ve got some Tums.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
2791	Water buffaloes are allowed on the Keto diet.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2792	I don’t blame him. Rent prices are soaring everywhere else.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2793	Well. Hakuna Matatta?	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2794	They say you are what you eat do I thought I'd give it a try.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
2795	Sure, it tickles the roof of my mouth.	1.1852	0.03755	108	88	20	0
2796	Oh I love playing Prey-dle.	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
2797	"I was saving that for our guests Jake."	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
2798	Your diet starts now.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
2799	You’re eating your squealings.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
2800	Ah! I saw that. Don't try to regurgitate now.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
2801	Put a sock in it, already!	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
2802	Get outta here! I'll stall Simba!	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
2803	How’s that keto diet working out, Lester?” “Great, Syd! You still vegan?	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
2804	I just took the bull by the horns!	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
2805	That tail still doesn't answer my question. Democrat or Republican?	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
2806	Please don’t chew with your mouth full!	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
2807	AWW CAWWT AWWK	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2808	Fish got your tongue?	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2809	Don't burp!	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2810	You really should chew each bite 21 times.	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
2811	Oh, and how’s the diet going?	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
2812	Glutton.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
2813	I thought you were pretty happy with the Mediterranean diet.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2814	Bad timing. You won't be able to fit in Larry's party tonight.	1.1845	0.03840	103	84	19	0
2815	I just felt like a bit of pussy	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
2816	Don't you just love a buffet?!	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2817	Wag twice if you want dessert.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
2818	I thought you were trying to reduce your consumption of red meat and move toward a more plant-based diet.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
2819	I told you to pay more attention to your microbiome!	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
2820	I guess your mom never taught you to chew.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
2821	That's a lot of bull lucky!	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2822	Do I look like a hat?	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
2823	Looks like buffets are a thing again, huh?	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2824	I am breathing funny	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2825	You should have strained at a gnat instead of swallowing that camel.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
2826	Do you think you'll digest it by cartoon caption contest # 825?	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
2827	The mane tickled a bit, but otherwise, squeezy peasy.	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
2828	Thank God! If he said "hakuna matata" one more time, I was gonna molt!	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
2829	Let me guess—leftovers again?	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
2830	It makes sounds like a motor.	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
2831	We both hibernate, Soooo...it's a "win-win!	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
2832	And it's probably gonna hurt coming out too	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
2833	All you can eat includes the servers, right?	1.1842	0.03854	114	94	19	1
2834	When you said you wanted to bring a third person into our bedroom Errol this wasn’t what I was expecting….	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
2835	The tail should be your appetizer,not the last bite.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
2836	The invitation said “Light Hors d'oeuvres”, so I thought I better eat before we go.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
2837	You say Pumba, I say it's a hat. Free country Fred	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
2838	I can’t recommend the new food truck enough! Their camel is outstanding!	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
2839	My wife! And my best friend!	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
2840	Is it a hat? Or a snake that ate a giraffe? No,looks like a hat.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
2841	Don't talk with food in your mouth	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
2842	god, it's dark in here.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
2843	Can you recommend a good health coach?	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
2844	I had a nice snack!!	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
2845	I should have listened to my mother who told me my eyes were bigger than my stomach!	1.1837	0.05097	98	85	8	5
2846	I’m a prepper.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
2847	You’ve been buffaloed!	1.1837	0.03932	98	80	18	0
2848	Do you have any antacids?	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
2849	You were right. It's not your eyes that are bigger than your stomach.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
2850	Next time, wait 'til the kittens are born!	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
2851	It’s called “interim feasting” — its all the rage at my yoga class. contest	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
2852	Is it as good as it looks?	1.1835	0.04729	109	94	10	5
2853	Oh, I call bull.	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
2854	Let's make a sandwich.	1.1835	0.03946	109	90	18	1
2855	Oh, you’re full of bull.	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
2856	I'm stuffed -- can't eat another bite!	1.1833	0.03739	120	99	20	1
2857	Way to share an appetizer, Paul.	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
2858	Whoa, how'd you get your tongue to do that?	1.1833	0.03739	120	99	20	1
2859	Oh it was just a snack I picked up near the village, the peaceful village…	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
2860	Are you sure you haven't seen my cat?	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
2861	Definitely not a good fit for you.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
2862	I told you to leave that cat alone!	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
2863	So you get the ox, and I get the soup?	1.1829	0.05522	82	71	7	4
2864	Okay. it’ll feed you for 6 weeks! But the horns and hooves? Is it really worth it?	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
2865	Wow! You didn't just take that lying down.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
2866	Next time I’ll have what you have.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
2867	I thought we we sharing the entree.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
2868	Who gnu?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
2869	Okay, but that still doesn't make you king of the jungle.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
2870	Make The Little Prince great again!	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
2871	Leave room for the sugar ants.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
2872	Well, in like a lion…	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
2873	That’s my lunch for tomorrow - Spit it out! Spit it out!	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
2874	You’ve certainly earned the right to wag your tail.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
2875	What was the number for your liposuction guy?	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
2876	I hear that Bison is the new red meat.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
2877	I didn’t mean for you to take the bull by the horn!	1.1827	0.03807	104	85	19	0
2878	Yeah, it’s amazing what they can do with prosthetics these days, but I asked my doc, “will it make my pee smell ALL the time?	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
2879	Here, I saved you the last bite	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
2880	Do I look fat with this cow?	1.1826	0.04381	115	98	13	4
2881	Kobe? Really?	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
2882	See? Told you to leave room for the mane course	1.1826	0.03823	115	95	19	1
2883	If you draw me, I’d look like a hat	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
2884	What’s Gnu?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2885	You’re bull-ging	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
2886	Good idea. I never got the hang of floss.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
2887	I'm doing okay with my portions, for me it's the junk rodents.	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
2888	Ew - gross. Had you gone to cotillion you would know to eat with your mouth closed.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
2889	I should probably wait thirty minutes before going in the pool?	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
2890	I'm not quite cut out for nose to tail dining.	1.1818	0.04391	121	104	12	5
2891	Have you seen Fred?	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2892	I thought you didn’t eat pork!	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
2893	Beef well in ton is my favorite too.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2894	That's why I'm vegan.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
2895	No, I don’t think it’s just like lady and the tramp!	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2896	No I haven't seen the piglet you were chasing, why do you ask?	1.1818	0.03521	121	99	22	0
2897	That is gluttony!	1.1818	0.04135	88	72	16	0
2898	Yeah, I can never finish dessert after a big mane.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2899	Bessie made her “Don’t have a cow” joke one too many times	1.1818	0.04508	110	94	12	4
2900	Oh, can I have the tail? It's the best part!	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
2901	So it looks like that stretching class is really paying off!	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
2902	Elmer, the vegan snake, on his cheat day.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
2903	Puzzled, huh? It’s a bushel of apples. I’m heading for the Garden of Eden !	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2904	Avoid swimming for at least two hours!	1.1818	0.04135	88	72	16	0
2905	I’ve switched to sous vide and find it much easier to digest.	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
2906	Do you think this lion makes me look fat?	1.1818	0.04232	121	103	14	4
2907	So you just waited by the can opener, huh?	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
2908	I've warned you 100 times, 'Your eyes are bigger than your stomach!'	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2909	throat goat lol	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
2910	No, I didn’t eat an elephant, I’m not a hat, and you can ask Dennis the Rhinoceros in there what happens if you quote ‘The Little Prince’ to me.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
2911	I gotta know, are they moving in or out?	1.1818	0.05048	99	86	8	5
2912	Gluttony is a sin.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
2913	Don’t eat the tail; it’ll give you indigestion.	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
2914	May I try the asparagus?	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
2915	Humans don't realize that it's us- former pet pythons -that are responsible for the 70% species extinction. Enjoy!	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
2916	Only bite off as much as you can chew	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
2917	You mess with the horns, you get the tail.	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
2918	OMG! YOU ATE CHARLIE. I CAN TELL BY HIS TAIL."	1.1810	0.04515	116	100	11	5
2919	You’ve still got a little bit on your cheek…	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
2920	You must have missed that day in school when we learned about sharing.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
2921	Sorry, I don't understand you. Cat got your tongue?	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
2922	That’s a lot of bull!	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
2923	I know, I know. It's keto-friendly, so you can eat all you want.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
2924	I’m trying not to eat tail.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
2925	Holy Cow! What in the Everglades did you consume?	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
2926	I thought you were allergic to milk.	1.1810	0.03775	105	86	19	0
2927	Need some help with that?	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
2928	I just ate the winner of last week's contest... They did taste kinda "funny"...	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
2929	I'm finding my new diet to be constricting.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
2930	You always overeat	1.1810	0.03775	105	86	19	0
2931	Cowabunga, Dude!	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
2932	Jeez Rudy, you really are committed to swallowing all the bull, aren't you?	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
2933	You promised you wouldn't binge without me. Now I'm finishing Derry Girls without you.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
2934	What, with my tongue in your tail! Nay, come again, Good Kate, I am a gentleman.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
2935	I definitely prefer the wild pigs	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
2936	How’s Atkins working out for you, then?	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2937	I don’t do that.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2938	Sometimes it's a bull.Sometimes it's a bear.	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
2939	I told you what it would do to your figure.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
2940	You have a full life.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2941	Never swallow the whole thing.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2942	I'm worried it'll go straight to my thighs	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2943	Bullshit.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
2944	Pumba, I see you. You can come out now.	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
2945	You know Little Prince is just a story, right?	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2946	I’m not afraid of you. My Brother was the “Join or Die” snake.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
2947	How do you do it... Stomach so much politics without getting sick?	1.1807	0.05460	83	72	7	4
2948	This halloween, I’m going as a hat	1.1807	0.05460	83	72	7	4
2949	I got it from the bull market	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
2950	I'm auditioning for the remake of Le Petit Prince	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
2951	No, of course not. Eating large mammals doesn't make you look fat.	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
2952	Are you STILL tryin to save that fly the old lady swallowed?	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
2953	You would cut a better figure if you were less greedy and shared.	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
2954	Better your than me... I can never stop at just one.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
2955	We finally get over the bad press about Eve and you go and eat the neighbors dog.”	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
2956	I prefer mine medium-rare.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
2957	No... I said "BEAT it"	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
2958	I use Tums for indigestion. Why?	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
2959	I’m trying to bulk up.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
2960	And remember, no swimming for six the next six months.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
2961	Yes, leftovers are disgusting, but so are you.	1.1800	0.05001	100	87	8	5
2962	It was a double whopper.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
2963	Maybe you should have had the vegetarian option.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
2964	Now how am I going to poop this out!?	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
2965	So much for social networking.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
2966	Oxtail soup doesn't need the whole ox!	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
2967	Mom was wrong. My mouth isn't always bigger than my stomach.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
2968	Swallow	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
2969	You’ll never guess who I ran into today	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
2970	Your eyes have always been bigger than your stomach	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
2971	So you really were so hungry that you could eat a horse, huh?	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
2972	My father was a fire-eating dragon.	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
2973	I've sworn off cats. They stick to the ribs but the hairballs are terrible.	1.1798	0.04093	89	73	16	0
2974	I see you had the nine course tasting menu.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
2975	Well, I can't eat them. They ruin my shape.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
2976	Just caught my Thanksgiving main dish. Want to join in?	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
2977	What?! I’ve had a stressful week!	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
2978	Had your lion’s share of the meal, huh?	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
2979	Yeah, this vegan diet is going great, why do you ask?	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
2980	I said I was so hungry, I could eat a horse	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
2981	I say…you seem to have bit off more than you can swallow.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2982	Save some for the rest of us!	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2983	Buffalo. Huh. I hear it can be kinda gamey.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2984	How's the new vegan diet going?	1.1795	0.04312	117	100	13	4
2985	Diet? You're so full of it.	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
2986	We're not sleeping together until that's completely evacuated.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
2987	I told you, "Don't stuff yourself or you won't have room for the tail.'	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
2988	Aren't you fed up with it?	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
2989	And you wonder why you have GERD?	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
2990	Nope. Haven’t seen your cat anywhere.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
2991	I prefer California rolls.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
2992	I love cats too, but the noisy ones make me feel bloated.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
2993	Not today Harold. I've had enough of your bull.	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
2994	Really, you’re sure my puppy didn’t come this way?	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
2995	Oh, were we to have arrived having eaten?	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
2996	Nice catch, buddy! Any other hyenas nearby?	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
2997	He asked me if I wanted Viagra.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
2998	That's great, ok let go swimming.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
2999	It looks like my lucky day. I'm going for the trifecta.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3000	It's the parabola of life for the young prince I see."	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3001	I’m just guessing you don’t want to split dessert.	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
3002	I'll pass on our 'Lady and the Tramp' moment.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3003	Next time, maybe just the wings.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3004	I didn't know, that evolution is so hot.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3005	Remember, we're dining with my parents next month. How are you going to be ready?	1.1789	0.03954	95	78	17	0
3006	Bullshit! No, literally.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3007	I prefer mounds bars myself	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3008	Look, I told you before, I can't make love on a full stomach...	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
3009	Heimlich didn’t consider a choking snake.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
3010	Well, you always were a pig...	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
3011	What are you hiding? Let the cat out of the bag!	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
3012	What's temporalmandibular joint dysfunction?	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3013	Eyes bigger than your stomach?	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
3014	It was dark, I thought it was you!	1.1786	0.04782	112	98	8	6
3015	You should have had a cub sandwich.	1.1786	0.03850	112	93	18	1
3016	I don't like the tail either.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
3017	Don't talk with your mouth, and what looks to be about 70% of your intestinal tract, full!	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3018	You have to meet every challenge head on	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
3019	You should probably wait 30 minutes before slithering.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
3020	What leftovers?	1.1786	0.03850	112	93	18	1
3021	Is it for a cartoon?	1.1783	0.03883	129	109	17	3
3022	Sssssswine sssssstew again?	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
3023	Would you like a doggy bag for the tail?	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
3024	Looks like you’ve got quite a tail to tell.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
3025	It’s just like you to leave nothing for me	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
3026	You son of a gun! You started lunch without me.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3027	Is that the tail end of your dinner?	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
3028	Hey Donald, This is Joe......	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3029	No, the tail causes indigestion.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3030	You forgot the tail.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
3031	Saint-Exupéry dit coller aux éléphants	1.1782	0.03827	101	83	18	0
3032	Let me do some rough math. We live for 4.3 years, so no swimming for the next 20.31 hours.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3033	How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
3034	Can I have the tail tip?	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
3035	ah sorry I would love to but I've just eaten, maybe next time?	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
3036	These things go straight to my thighs	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3037	You look hog-full.	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
3038	It looks like you bit off more than you could chew.	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
3039	Meet Adam and Eve.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3040	I see you tried that new burger place around the corner.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3041	If you're really serious of losing weight, you have to stop being on a constrictor diet	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
3042	And now who's eyes are bigger than there stomach?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3043	Sure, lions are full of protein, but the mane will give you furballs for a week.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3044	Yessssss,I ate the whole thing.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3045	We need to talk about your approach to this whole keto diet thing.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3046	It looks like you swallowed it asp backwards	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
3047	Oh good, so by you having eaten the entire boar yourself, I actually benefit? I guess I’m just a bit confused about how it trickles down.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3048	I didn't know you ate beef.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3049	What’s up? Tail got your tongue?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3050	Does this make me look younger?	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3051	Let me guess...it's a two-hump camel you ate this time.	1.1776	0.03712	107	88	19	0
3052	Oh you're such a snake in the grass.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3053	I told you that your eyes were bigger than your stomach!	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3054	I see you are on the one meal a week diet.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3055	You've saved the best for last, as usual	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3056	When and where did you learn to French kiss?	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
3057	. You have got to start chewing your food better, and wipe your mouth there is something hanging off your lip.	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
3058	One size fits all!	1.1774	0.04136	124	106	14	4
3059	I just swallowed someone else's 'pride'. Leo Lane Petaluma California	1.1774	0.03806	124	104	18	2
3060	That’s one way to take the bull by the horns.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
3061	Joey Chestnut has nothing on you.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
3062	You still have to watch your calories even on keto.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3063	Were its feet clean?	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
3064	Cats give me gas.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3065	What bull market?	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3066	No, wait, let me guess. It's a, um, not a rat. Um, it's a small pig! Uh, no, the tail's wrong, um ... No! Don't tell me ...	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
3067	Read Carl Hiaasen’s book to find out what I swallowed	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3068	He was my friend!	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
3069	It was him or the cowboy.	1.1771	0.03917	96	79	17	0
3070	I'm all about the new bovine collagen trend. Does my skin look better?	1.1771	0.03917	96	79	17	0
3071	I'm your broker - if you're going to eat the bull market, tell me.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3072	It's becoming hard to trust you.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3073	They're always so cute before the microbiomes take over.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3074	It's customary not to eat the whole ox, you idiot.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3075	Holy cow, your tails at the wrong end	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3076	Don't talk to me before I've had my morning rhino	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3077	Another great night’s sleep after taking an ambien!	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3078	I don't think Disney's going to like this.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
3079	Quite a catch, but you'll pay with your reflux.	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
3080	Did you notice I added extra nutmeg?	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
3081	Have you seen Uncle Joe?	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
3082	Wilde-feast on wildebeest!	1.1769	0.03698	130	109	19	2
3083	Wait— all she did was eat an apple?	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3084	I warned you, eat like a warthog, look like a warthog!	1.1765	0.04073	119	101	15	3
3085	Save me the tail.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
3086	Word to the wise: avoid the ones in the car carriers.	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
3087	Have a javelina?	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3088	And I thought that eat-a-cow thing was just a figure of speech.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3089	Sooooo…ya finally caught that warthog.	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
3090	I’m just worried about the loose skin.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
3091	Sometimes I wish we could chew our food.	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
3092	Lately I find that free-range lion leaves an unpleasant after-taste.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
3093	The law says I have to carry to term. Will you marry me?	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
3094	Lion has always left a bad taste in my mouth, too	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
3095	We have dinner reservations at six. And you’ve gone and spoiled your appetite.	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
3096	Hey,Al. I hate to say it,but I guess our fasting pact is not working. Have you notice the growing hair at the tip of your tongue?	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
3097	Tacos man, you have to try them	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
3098	Did you get the buns, Hun?	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
3099	Nuffin, eh?	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
3100	I’ll need to chew on that for a bit.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
3101	Have you seen our dog Fluffy?	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
3102	Have you lost weight, honey?	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
3103	This is why you always win the costume contest!	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
3104	Beach season is over.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
3105	Want a bite...I don't mind sharing	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
3106	At the audition, the director said they were going with non-traditional casting, so I didn't get that part in 'The Adam and Eve Story,' OR the title role in 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame.'"	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3107	You know I'm a sucker for wild bacon in the morning	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3108	No dear; your snack does not make you look fat.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3109	You look gorgeous.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3110	Do you want a Diet Coke with that?	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
3111	Trust me, you're gonna really regret this the next time you poop.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3112	Puppy?What puppy?	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3113	Sorry, I only caught the tail end of what you were talking about.	1.1758	0.04013	91	75	16	0
3114	Would you say it as more salty or savory?	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3115	Not again! Just stay there and I'll get the Tums.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3116	To late to share, I suppose?	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3117	Not bad since you have no hands and that bull had no horns...	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3118	Food baby,amirite?	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3119	At your age you should be cutting back on red meat.	1.1758	0.04013	91	75	16	0
3120	We had a beef. So, I had the beef.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3121	Hah… I thought we were going to share a meal?	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
3122	What do you take for indigestion?	1.1754	0.03578	114	94	20	0
3123	HAVE YOU SEEN BROWNIE LATLEY	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
3124	It works for bears	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
3125	This happens every time I miss my anti-acid medication!	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3126	This one lost count of its lives	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3127	You got the back ribs?	1.1753	0.03880	97	80	17	0
3128	You are literally incapable of sharing.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3129	Are you going to eat that tail?	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3130	That Keto diet doesn't seem to be working so well.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3131	I thought you were vegetarian!	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3132	Would it still be bad for me to say "I want a piece of tail?"	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3133	Your late, I started dinner without you	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3134	Now that's what I call pigging out!	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3135	Oh, Dear. You bit more than you can chew this time	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3136	I'm saving the tail for dessert.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3137	Thanks for taking that off my plate.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3138	You have a little something on the corner of your mouth. I'd get it for you but I can't.	1.1750	0.05562	80	70	6	4
3139	I'm changing to a heart healthy diet.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3140	Expecting a nuclear winter? You’ve been reading about Putin?	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3141	You're not supposed to eat the tail.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
3142	Is this what they call a bull market correction?	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3143	Cat doesn’t have my tongue!	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
3144	This is just to say, I have eaten the rhinoceros that was in the icebox, and which you were probably saving for breakfast.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3145	It's always the tail, isn't it	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3146	I invited him over for dinner, not as dinner.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3147	Dude, I keep tellin' ya, lay off the Fox news...Quit s-s-s-swallowing their bull.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
3148	Hi, Uber Eats here.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
3149	: I said « we need more cow bells for Pete’s sake, not more cow bells for Pete’s snake!! »	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3150	Now that's a tale I can swallow!	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
3151	It just ran into your mouth? Well, that's a bummer.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3152	Literally double tongued, I see.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3153	King of the beasts? King of my feast!!!	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3154	So much for your decision to go vegan.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3155	You've bitten off even more that you cannot chew.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3156	but, but, it said on the box a meal for two!	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3157	You're supposed to eat with your eyes first. You didn't see this coming?!	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
3158	Mommy said I was too young to have a pet and now I've gone and lost him.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
3159	I can’t eat another bite.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
3160	Wait,I don't think that's in our mission statement.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
3161	your fat, lose some weight fatty	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
3162	Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
3163	If you don't finish it kids will starve in China.	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
3164	I always chew my food	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
3165	How was Thanksgiving?	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
3166	Try a Pepto	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
3167	I'm not really hungry, I had a big lunch	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
3168	Got a tiger in your tank?	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3169	Gotta hand it to ya Art, I really didn’t expect that fake snake shtick to keep working.	1.1739	0.03550	115	95	20	0
3170	I thought you said you were going to make the reservation for two.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3171	'Hang on, that was a share plate.'	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
3172	You always had an appetite for the Gnu!	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
3173	For sure you’re in the next edition of “The Little Prince”	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
3174	Dieting’s hard when you come unhinged.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3175	I know I always overeat but my therapist thinks I'm really close to a breakthrough.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3176	Oh Dear! Did you swallow a deer!!	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
3177	What was he singing? Hakuna Ma what?	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
3178	Where's the beef? I didn't see any beef.	1.1736	0.03651	121	101	19	1
3179	You're swallowing the entire Republican Party? Where's your MAGA cap?	1.1736	0.04179	121	104	13	4
3180	I was lion when I said I was hungry	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
3181	Don’t take this the wrong way, but have you gained weight?	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
3182	Guess I owe you Coke.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3183	Do you want something for digestion?	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3184	Do you have a probiotic?	1.1735	0.03845	98	81	17	0
3185	We were supposed to work on doing more things together.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3186	I'm not sure this new "bite-size" diet is working for you	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3187	You should see the menu in the Garden of Eden.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
3188	Did it have all its shots?	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3189	Nose-to-tail eating is not a fad! It’s a philosophy, Karen.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3190	It may be a tale but it is in fact no bull.......	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
3191	It's called the OMAD diet, "One Meal a Day".	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
3192	Yeah, I get tired of biting my tail, too.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
3193	i was at a shmorgorsboard and just couldn’t stop!	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
3194	Huh, Jimmy wasn’t kidding. There is actual BS coming out of your big mouth.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3195	Yes, a small camel. How did you know?	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
3196	I've told you so many times that your eyes are bigger than your stomach!!	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
3197	I see that you finally swallowed that elephant that Saint-Exupery claimed. . . .	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3198	I'll have what she's having	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3199	Does this skin make me look bloated?	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
3200	You ever feel gassy?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3201	Well, good for you! My cheat day is not until Sunday.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3202	I see that you're putting on weight, or was the bull putting on weight?	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
3203	And they say you shouldn’t bite off more than you can chew.	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
3204	Looks like you'll have a fun time when it comes out the other end.	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
3205	It's not just skin this year. I'm also trying to shed a few pounds.	1.1727	0.04448	110	95	11	4
3206	How was Thanksgiving dinner?	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
3207	What kind of hat are you?	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
3208	I don’t recommend rhinoceros.	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
3209	Adkins’s, I presume.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3210	Don’t lie, Frank, I can see the little warthog.	1.1724	0.04073	87	72	15	0
3211	Are you saving that last bite for me?	1.1724	0.03729	116	97	18	1
3212	Eyesss longer than your ssstomach again, Ssssam?	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3213	So that's what you've been doing!	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
3214	Of course, but it goes out like a lamb.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3215	I’m not sure you will be able to deny this one.	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
3216	It’s my fault for giving you the first bite.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3217	Do you need a toothpick?	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3218	Now no one will believe you, you're full of bull.	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
3219	Room for dessert?	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3220	Holy Cow! You know you're in India.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3221	Hakuna matata? It means no worries for the rest of your !	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3222	Go tell Scar, “I got him.”	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3223	You that Albert is just a heavy sleeper, right?	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3224	Tongue got a cat?	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3225	I know you are, but what am I	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3226	Wow, you got a year's worth of groceries in just one shopping spree!	1.1720	0.03935	93	77	16	0
3227	I swallowed a Camel.	1.1720	0.03935	93	77	16	0
3228	- and finally, it is me who can tell you: fermes ta gueule or it will kill you!	1.1720	0.04983	93	81	8	4
3229	Yeah, I've always been a big fan of the cubs.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3230	Well look who bit off more than he could gnu.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3231	Hey weirdo, your tongue's on fire.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3232	I guess you won't be needing to come to Thanksgiving or Christmas dinners.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3233	I find that a dab of pepper jelly glaze helps that last bit of rhino go down.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3234	No way! I'm on Paleo!	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3235	Did you see my cat run by?” “Ummm…	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3236	It’s a little more expensive, but I prefer the boneless cheetah.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3237	I have a lion in my throat	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3238	Sure, it's tasty, but the acid reflux is killing me.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3239	You should have constricted it first.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3240	Looks like you got your hand caught in the cookie jar again, Stan.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3241	I’m going on a long trip and this time, I could not pack light.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3242	Wanna meet my family?	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3243	I told you too much beef could be fattening.	1.1717	0.03810	99	82	17	0
3244	Bit off a little more than you chew?	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
3245	Nathan's hot dogs called.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3246	You know I hate oxtail.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3247	A tongu	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3248	. Now I won't need food for a year...	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3249	That's gonna be some bullshit.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3250	I see you're on a slow release regimen.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3251	Is that Herman?	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
3252	A glass of red wine could help.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
3253	When I have ox-tail, it's just has to be soup.	1.1714	0.04777	105	92	8	5
3254	I thought we were going out....	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3255	Of course I remembered we had dinner reservations.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
3256	No, the lion is eating YOU from the inside out.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3257	I never could stomach The Lion King.	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
3258	You’ll never be able to fit into your tux in time for the wedding.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
3259	Have you seen Elsie?	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
3260	The lion couldn't find his home I let him in	1.1714	0.03696	105	87	18	0
3261	Just a case of acute rhinosinusitis.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3262	‘I’ve been wondering where my copy of The Little Prince went…’	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
3263	Awe, you saved a bite for me!	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
3264	Sometimes I feel so bloated.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
3265	Like my mom always told me; don’t choke on the tail. But I guess you had to be there…	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
3266	he grabbed my titty	1.1712	0.04410	111	96	11	4
3267	So much for sharing.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
3268	Once you've tried nose-to-tail dining there's no going back.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
3269	I thought you said you were Vegan.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
3270	Ceci n’est pas un chapeau	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
3271	There’s got to be an easier way to hold paintbrush!	1.1711	0.04348	76	63	13	0
3272	Have you seen my pet Warthog?	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
3273	I didn't know you were a Mormon.	1.1707	0.04427	123	108	9	6
3274	Are you thinking of eating me too?	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
3275	This is so like you. We're invited to a dinner party at the Phillip's on Saturday and you''ll have no appetite whatsoever."	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3276	I guess it's no longer a Bull Market.	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
3277	I'm never betting with you again.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3278	It was half off ok?	1.1705	0.04031	88	73	15	0
3279	It’s part of whole 30	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3280	What? It’s a deconstructed hamburger.	1.1705	0.04031	88	73	15	0
3281	How was your “light lunch” at The Cheesecake Factory?	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3282	Did you save room for dessert?	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3283	Just a little further Pumba you’re almost there	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
3284	I'd wait 15 minutes before you go swimming.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3285	Amazon Delivery: Your package has arrived.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3286	I did that once. Had my tonsils out too!	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3287	No, I haven't seen our cat.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3288	I'll tell them you're in a meeting for the next six days.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3289	Tasty, but too rich for my diet.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3290	Foraging brings out the animal in you.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3291	I see you’ve made a pig of yourself again.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3292	Andy, you are really taking this hump day thing way too seriously.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3293	How would you like it if I chewed his tail? hi, hi, hi!	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
3294	I just caught the tail end of that.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3295	It's called "intermittent fasting."	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3296	The first Hump day...it happened on a Wednesday!	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
3297	At least it doesn't go straight to your hips.	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
3298	Yes, seriously, that bobcat coat works for you.	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
3299	Bear market, bull market, they all taste the same.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3300	I guess you are what you eat- even on reptile day	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3301	That’s odd. It’s still wagging its tail.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3302	Hakuna Matata does taste just as good as it sounds.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3303	I’m starting a ketogenic diet. Wanna see what the hype is all about.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3304	Don't tell me I look like a hat again	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3305	I really think you should learn how to chew.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3306	I got nothing.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3307	Great, now go climb a tree and try to sell a forbidden fruit lifestyle.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3308	I think you've had enough for this winter.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3309	I see you bit off more than you can chew, but that's what you get for trying something gnu.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
3310	I'm getting pretty chunky here, Tod...	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
3311	It was either eat or be eaten!	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
3312	Wait, I call heads. I mean heads.	1.1698	0.03664	106	88	18	0
3313	Yea, I miss pizza and fries sometime, but this Keto diet has really got me in touch with my instinctual nature.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3314	I see you've been pigging out again.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3315	I thought we are agreed this was our vegetarian week?!?	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3316	First time I’ve swallowed a motorbike.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
3317	Got an antacid?	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
3318	I'm a rat tail snake.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
3319	THATS IT! ALL I GET IS THE COWS TAIL?	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
3320	I told you we’re eating at my mother’s next Thursday.	1.1695	0.04222	118	102	12	4
3321	That is a little on the rare side for me.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
3322	You are such a bore.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
3323	That ain' no aardvark. You be lyin'!	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
3324	How have you been bearing up?	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
3325	What can I say? I' m a cold-blooded animal.	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
3326	You‘ve got a little food on your lip there.	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
3327	You could have just told me that you didn’t want to go to my mother’s.	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
3328	There's always room for ice cream.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3329	You’re definitely going to win best Halloween costume.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3330	What has four legs and two tails?	1.1685	0.03991	89	74	15	0
3331	Why? I thought we were going to mate before you ate. Forget it now.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3332	Oh, you didn't find an elephant	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3333	I've read the serving size for red meat should be the size of your hand. Course, we don't have hands.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3334	It is not polite to talk with food in your mouth.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3335	You always arrive at the tail end of the meal.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3336	Now, just how can I SHARE this with you?	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3337	No, I don't think the intermittent fasting is working for you...	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3338	So I’m guessing you won’t want sushi tonight .	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3339	So much for “eating vegan”	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3340	I always heard it was easiest to start a diet on a full stomach.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3341	this is my dessert.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3342	You did remember we're going out to celebrate our anniversary tonight...right?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3343	Serpent One: Follow me. I am the way. Serpent Two: Are you kidding??	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3344	But it felt so good. You're right though--a month of constipation never feels good....	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3345	Whats this, you back on the 'Kneeling Monk' Diet' ? The Monk's ponytail, seems to be stuck onto the roof of your mouth.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3346	You were suppose to have dinner together this evening, Kevin!	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3347	So,when I said I’d pay for dinner and you said you’d leave the tip…?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3348	People keep mistaking you for a hat.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3349	The ONE time I say we need to talk. I get the hint.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3350	You said you'd share!	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
3351	Hey, what happened to sharing?	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
3352	Daalink, you saved the tale for me?	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3353	Did you see the sleeping lion on the path?” “BURP! Nope!	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
3354	I had a really good lunch...twins!	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3355	Spare me "the tail is told" Dad joke!	1.1683	0.03741	101	84	17	0
3356	I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3357	Which is it--keto or paleo?	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3358	I came. I saw. I swallowed.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3359	I now know what it means to be "stuffed!"	1.1683	0.03741	101	84	17	0
3360	Want to try a taste, I have some left over	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3361	You seen Wilbur?	1.1683	0.03741	101	84	17	0
3362	Thank God I got that bypass surgery	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
3363	Let's have lunch some other time.	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
3364	Don't tell me you're still hungry if you haven't finished the mane course!	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
3365	So my 'eyes were bigger than my stomach'..!	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
3366	Yeesh, I knew you had a big appetite but I didn't think it'd be this big.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
3367	Maybe you should start consuming something other than right wing propaganda.	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
3368	Does to taste like chicken ?	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
3369	Don't forget to leave room for dessert.	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
3370	Where did you find the camel?	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
3371	Darwin, buddy, back off.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
3372	Not forked. But it might pass.	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
3373	Looks like you made a pig of yourself again!	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
3374	He just keeps singing about his lack worries, I sure hope he stops soon	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3375	hey what animal did you eat I had a cow.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3376	Do you like my new look? I've been bulking	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3377	You didn't leave any for me?	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3378	I think this armadillo is going to be hard to digest...	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3379	Look Jimmy, I'm a tiger snake!	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3380	I’ll get the Pepto Bismol.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3381	Finders keepers. You snooze you lose. Don’t even think about it.	1.1667	0.03708	102	85	17	0
3382	How many times do I have to tell you: Digestion starts in the mouth!	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3383	Couldn't you have waited dinner for me?	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3384	Would you like some snake oil with that?	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3385	Hey, we were meant to be going Dutch.	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
3386	Something I ate	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
3387	My doctor told me to stay away from red meat.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3388	Since you couldn't swallow the whole cat, can I have the tail?	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
3389	I just can’t get any work done after a lunch like that	1.1667	0.03506	114	95	19	0
3390	mmmph	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3391	I won’t have room for my own dessert, I’ll just share some of yours.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
3392	I told you not to eat that horse but nooo you wouldn't listen!	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
3393	Now is not a good time to talk!	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3394	I can't believe I ate the Holstein thing.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3395	No gazelle until you've finished digesting your water buffalo!	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3396	I've been feeling moody lately.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
3397	Mergers and acquisition models	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3398	i think you have taken in than you can chew. try lying on your side for a few hours. maybe it will slide down a bit.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3399	Hey, I was saving that wild hog for later.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
3400	Cattle got your tongue? y	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3401	Didn't your mother teach you to chew with your mouth shut?	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
3402	And I said, “Try Me!”	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3403	Who are you going to believe? Me, or your lyin’ eyes?	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
3404	That's one less bovine to generate greenhouse gases.	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
3405	How long before you can go in the pool?	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3406	'Now, Mom, I finally see why we moved to Florida!'	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
3407	you always were hungry for your type.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3408	I am alway honest with you, no bull.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3409	Liar, liar, liar!	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3410	How many times have I told you to CHEW YOUR FOOD?!	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
3411	So how is that all protein diet going?	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3412	Come on, man. I said just a bite.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3413	That's not a horse-- you said horse.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3414	You’re going to have a Devil of a time with that”	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
3415	I see your eyes are bigger than your stomach.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3416	I told you to do a cleanse!	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
3417	I think I over ate	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3418	Rikki-Tikki-Tavi has lost a step or two.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3419	How’s the Keto diet going?	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3420	Ohhhh are you the one that The Little Prince has drawn..?	1.1667	0.03824	96	80	16	0
3421	He just needs a place to crash	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
3422	I’d be lyin’ if I said I wasn’t full	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
3423	' don't chug it all down. You might choke.'	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3424	It’s only wafer thin	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
3425	The irony that a ‘snout-to-hoof’ diet lessens one’s carbon footprint is not lost on me.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3426	Darn it Sam, I told you to wait until dinner.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
3427	well, I did wait you...	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
3428	What? It is lowcarb!	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
3429	Doing a little deficit consumption	1.1655	0.03477	139	118	19	2
3430	He asked if he can come inside me, how could i say no?	1.1653	0.04124	121	105	12	4
3431	So you're still on your diet? James do you think I'm blind?	1.1652	0.03691	115	97	17	1
3432	Start pulling, real hard...	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
3433	You really do eat ass.	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
3434	If you really don't like the sauce, I can pull the whole thing out.	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
3435	Please tell me that isn't the waiter.	1.1652	0.03691	115	97	17	1
3436	I thought you were doing paleo.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
3437	I'm the King of jungle now!	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
3438	I guess you just overthrew the monarchy and we're now finally the kings and queens of beasts!	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
3439	I think we should consider chewing.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
3440	Sorry, no, you still don't look like a hat.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
3441	You are full of bull darling,and it shows.	1.1651	0.03573	109	91	18	0
3442	Though you're legless, your carbon footprint is stupendous.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
3443	Lucky for you, I happen to be selling a hook, line, and sinker that may help!	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
3444	I'll get you some pepto bismol.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3445	You’re never satisfied	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
3446	I'm sick of you telling tails.	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
3447	As I said before, the future belongs to the limbless.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3448	There you go, reinforcing the old ‘snake in the grass’ stereotype.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3449	Who's wearing you?	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3450	My eyes were bigger than whatever that thing is called.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3451	It’s everything but the kitchen sink	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3452	When they said ‘bring a friend to the potluck’ that’s not what they had in mind.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3453	No, I haven't seen your boyfriend Rhino. Why do you ask?	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3454	Looks like you really pigged out this time.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3455	And you, my friend, are full of bull.	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
3456	Tough story but I think coming out the other end may be worse.	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
3457	Guess he just got a meal. Too bad he didn't share.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3458	The menu said, buffalo "wings."	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3459	you're going to get gas from that	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
3460	Isn’t an Armadillo bad for the digestion…you know the exoskeleton, just so scaled…eww!	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3461	So the twist is the lion's tail, right?	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
3462	Its a porcupine ; swalooed it hook, line and stinker.	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
3463	I really don’t want this part. I’m already too much tail.	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
3464	Do you still want to grab a bite?	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3465	Yes, Carol, this is definitely going kick you out of ketosis	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3466	JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3467	Some say I speak with a forked tongue, but it’s all bull	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
3468	Why is ‘All you can eat’ always a challenge for you?	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3469	Did you go in or use the slither-thru?	1.1648	0.03911	91	76	15	0
3470	I thought I smelled bacon on your breath!	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
3471	More than I could chew.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
3472	I said, 'pig OUT."	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
3473	Paraphrasing Antoine de Saint-Exupéry is only going to give you heartburn, Sid.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
3474	Sam and I are vegan now! That is so yesterdays problem!	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
3475	I could go for something sweet.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
3476	Whoa! Crazy hat	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
3477	Choking's no laughing matter, unless you're a hyena.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
3478	Now who's full of bull?	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
3479	If you went vegan, you’d have much less bloating and distention	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
3480	If this doesn’t make the owner’s social media page, I don’t know what will.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
3481	I was going to ask if you wanted to grab dinner, but looks like you’ll be full the next few weeks.	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
3482	Rent is just so expensive I had to downsizd	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
3483	No, I’m not pregnant stupid, I just ate a camel!	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
3484	If I may offer a suggestion? I have found that utilizing a tail first swallowing technique helps alleviate that annoying little tickle.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
3485	I can't come to dinner tonight; I had a big lunch.	1.1641	0.03807	128	110	15	3
3486	Holiday meals can make you feel like that.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
3487	Yup, your tongue is definitely furry, I think you have Boaritis.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
3488	hair of the lion helps with hangovers	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
3489	I'm doing Keto.	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
3490	Haven't seen Pumba, have you?	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
3491	Did you hear? Ferdinand went missing!	1.1636	0.03543	110	92	18	0
3492	Wow! What a meal.	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
3493	Sorry I'm late, I had a snack on the way here.	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
3494	I'll get your acid reflux medication.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
3495	When I first saw you I couldn't tell if you going or coming.	1.1635	0.03644	104	87	17	0
3496	No I can't going swimming; I need to digest for 3 days at least.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
3497	You may have bitten off more then you can digest	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
3498	Didn't you read the sign? This is a prison area.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
3499	You gonna offer it to Eve?	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
3500	Until you learn to share I’ll be sleeping under the couch.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
3501	You’d better digest that before the wedding.	1.1635	0.04555	104	91	9	4
3502	yeah i'm no just bloated	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3503	But I thought you went vegetarian.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
3504	Bon appetit.	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
3505	hey, is this a sign to call the fire ants? you look like a firework waiting to explode and i'm worried man	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3506	I’m watching my waistline, so I ordered the linguini.	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
3507	I don't care if you swallowed that camel, you are still a snake in the grass	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3508	You knew "The Little Prince" was a work of fiction, right?	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
3509	I'm trying the paleo diet.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3510	You're kidding? A mobile sleeping bag service!	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
3511	So tell me more about your diet's cheet-ah days...	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
3512	Lion schmion.	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
3513	want me to check on that pesky tail?	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3514	Looks just like your tongue, really!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3515	I'd have shared it if I'd realized it was a tapas bar.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
3516	It can’t leave me now.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3517	You have a little bit of tail stuck in your teeth.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3518	I’m on the Atkins’s Diet.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
3519	I bet he's not wishing he had courage anymore.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3520	Have you ever tried to eat a lion in one gulp?	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
3521	You told me you were a vegetarian!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3522	I thought we were going to have dinner together.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
3523	I had dibs on that, you person in the grass.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3524	That's a lotta bull !	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
3525	This is going to take awhile	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
3526	I have a tail for you!	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
3527	I am such a pig! Can you tell I just ate one?	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3528	Ugh. I can hear Dora’s talking map from all the way inside the bull.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
3529	No, I didn't smell a pregnant woman anywhere.	1.1630	0.03872	92	77	15	0
3530	Swallow two hyenas and call me in the morning.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
3531	Looks like you finally got COWVID	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
3532	Hakuna matata, am I right?	1.1630	0.03872	92	77	15	0
3533	Hey, I was saving that cow for later.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
3534	What is it like to bite off more than you can chew?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
3535	I thought you got heads?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
3536	So... When are you due?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
3537	Y'know, I never took you for a cat person.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
3538	Huh? What lion?	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
3539	I heard grass fed is healthier	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
3540	Mom says no dessert until you finish your dinner.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
3541	And that’s the tail end of the story.	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
3542	When I said you could take a bite, this isn’t what I had in mind	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
3543	You’re still on the Atkins diet?	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
3544	This acid reflux is killing me.	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
3545	I pigged out.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
3546	Need something to wash that down?	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
3547	Low-cost Halloween costumes are out of control. You don’t look like a hat at all.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
3548	Hey, Sam, I don't suppose you've seen my cat, have you?	1.1622	0.03514	111	93	18	0
3549	‘Moo’	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
3550	- I did it	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
3551	feeling a little bloated today, can you tell?	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
3552	So,how about them Os?	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3553	Sure kid, I can show you where your mom is. Just come a little closer.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
3554	Technically, rooter to the tooter doesn't include the tail.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
3555	You missed lunch	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3556	I should have known it would go right to my hips	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
3557	I'm a flexitarian too, but today is Monday!	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3558	Oh, I don't french kiss on the first date.	1.1619	0.04712	105	93	7	5
3559	Maybe ask for a to-go box for the rest of it.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
3560	Don't you know it's impolite to start before everyone else, and by the way did the Hyena ever R.S.V.P?	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3561	Share, share alike	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3562	Would you like a wafer thin sparrow sir?	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3563	I think you took the boa constrictor story in “The Little Prince” too literally	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3564	I hope you saved room for dessert.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3565	I would expect this on a Tinder first date, but not on Reptile Harmony.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3566	The Lion's share is one thing, but the whole damn lion? At least their one percent does Trickle down	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3567	How’s the new lunch joint?	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3568	Chew. Otherwise, he just wiggles around for hours.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
3569	You really didn't see the mouse I was saving for dinner tonight?	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3570	DID YOU EVER HEAR OF SHARING?	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
3571	I know you're famished, but you know better . . . it's tail first, head last.	1.1616	0.03718	99	83	16	0
3572	Definitely six more weeks of winter	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
3573	That vegan diet didn't last long.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3574	I said to eat your share of the lion, not eat the lion’s share!	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
3575	Save room for my Grammy	1.1616	0.03718	99	83	16	0
3576	How do you like the pork belly?	1.1616	0.04698	99	87	8	4
3577	Hurricane Ian changed my diet.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3578	Hang on, let me guess."	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3579	I thought we were cooking together tonight	1.1616	0.03718	99	83	16	0
3580	Are you calling me a hog?	1.1615	0.04057	130	114	11	5
3581	Wanna go to dinn….. never mind.	1.1613	0.04030	124	108	12	4
3582	Did you swallow a baby buffalo calf? No, he's hiding from his mom.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
3583	I'll start my diet tomorrow.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
3584	Why didn't you go for the horse?	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
3585	How was dinner. Did you save some for me?	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
3586	So you really WERE so hungry you could eat a cow.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
3587	How do you do that without hands?	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
3588	Can you pick up some more Everything But The Bagel mice next time you’re at Trader Joe’s? We just ran out.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
3589	Now I see why you suddenly seem to be purring.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
3590	Have you considered glasses?	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
3591	I think it's something I ate.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
3592	Sure, it’s delicious… but look what it does to your waistline.	1.1613	0.04030	124	108	12	4
3593	Now go back and practice slithering.	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
3594	I'm not convinced this new Paleo diet is actually good for you, Brian.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
3595	Want a drink with that	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
3596	I used a balloon.	1.1610	0.03398	118	99	19	0
3597	There's no question we're at the top of apex predators.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
3598	Now they'll have to believe your tall tail.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
3599	That's the opposite of "Hakuna matata".	1.1609	0.05391	87	78	4	5
3600	Your profile on Facebook said you were a vegetarian?	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
3601	I swallowed the lioness just after she ate a wildebeest - it feels like a mixed meat pizza...	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
3602	Go Big or go home you say? Looks like you went big and now can't go home	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
3603	Are you still up for some mice dessert?	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
3604	Ahhh, and thereby hangs a tail.	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
3605	Cheat Day	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
3606	What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue?	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
3607	You should try eating apples instead.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
3608	You said you were going to let me have the lion‘s share!	1.1605	0.04104	81	68	13	0
3609	Colocolo lo más grande	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
3610	I should have taken it easy on the hors d'oeuvres.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
3611	I’ve told you a hundred times it’s rude to talk with your body full.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
3612	When I said, "bite it by the tail'. That's not what I meant.	1.1604	0.03581	106	89	17	0
3613	Hey, I like to save the tail for last, too!	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
3614	The tail is the tastiest part of the pig.	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
3615	You’ll need a tums tonight…	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
3616	Wee! Wee! Wee! all the way home.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
3617	No doubt your eyes are bigger than your stomach.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
3618	Dessert is bullshit.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
3619	Will you be wanting desert?	1.1600	0.03685	100	84	16	0
3620	I thought that Saturday was your 'cheetah' day.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
3621	I’ll start with her. I’ve already packed the apples. She won’t know it came from ‘that tree’.	1.1600	0.03685	100	84	16	0
3622	I warned you his tale would be hard to swallow.	1.1600	0.03483	125	106	18	1
3623	Wildebeest always leave a lump in my throat.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
3624	Pig out? No, pig in.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
3625	The Little Prince misquoted me. I said "I'll eat my cat if I'm wrong."	1.1600	0.04654	100	88	8	4
3626	Is that your tongue or do you have a lion in your gullet?	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
3627	I'm helping out with the housing shortage. It's the new tenant for my ADU.	1.1600	0.03685	100	84	16	0
3628	Rare? I like mine well done.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
3629	You're going to get stretch marks if you keep eating those, and then were will you be?"	1.1597	0.04131	119	104	11	4
3630	I contain multitudes.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
3631	I find a good antacid works wonders for this sort of thing.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
3632	I can't beleive, in this day and age, you still talk with your mouth full!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3633	I was just yawning when all of a sudden	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3634	You can't help it, right? Didn't I tell you to be discreet?"	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
3635	I was looking forward to our 'alone time', but suppose now you're not much in the mood."	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3636	I guess my eyes were bigger than my stomach.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
3637	I think I'll stay light and just have a couple of baby warthogs.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3638	That's not what "The Whole Buffalo" means.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
3639	Something from the bar? A Coke machine perhaps.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
3640	so you just set a rat treat on your tongue?	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
3641	Baby hippos slide in easily.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
3642	Have you had breakfast yet?	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
3643	Big deal -- I can eat my own tail.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3644	Stay back. No one is safe when I am stressed.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3645	I don't think you understand what an intermittent diet is.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3646	Once again,you just won’t accept that your eyes are bigger than your stomach	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3647	Recession it is, then.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3648	I guess this rules out a dinner date tonight."	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3649	It goes straight to my hips.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
3650	Yes, I know. 'I'm a vegan now'. And blah blah blah.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
3651	Paleo diet? Never heard of it. You look great though!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3652	That should make election season much more tolerable	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
3653	You are what you eat Randy	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3654	Have you seen sally anywhere? She was supposed to be here an hour ago!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3655	I'm not one to spout old adages, but you're becoming a pig.	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
3656	What did you say?	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
3657	I told you I was making dinner tonight.	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
3658	What do you think about my Halloween costume? I grabbed the last one.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
3659	I prefer heads over tails too	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
3660	I'b thtuffed!	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3661	God, Billy. Don't chew with your mouth open.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
3662	I thought you'd given up red meat.	1.1591	0.03921	88	74	14	0
3663	Hide! Poachers are right behind me.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
3664	You Eat Like A Hog	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
3665	You'd better go without me.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
3666	Whatever happened to "What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine?"	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
3667	Was it that bad in Paradise?	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
3668	Does this new skin make me look fat?	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
3669	Obviously you like your steak very rare.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
3670	Hungry?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
3671	I got the short end of that stick.	1.1584	0.04820	101	90	6	5
3672	I can’t take credit for this one. He wasn’t looking where he was running, and I’ve been yawning all day.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
3673	It's true, you are what you eat.	1.1584	0.03651	101	85	16	0
3674	That type of food gives me the runs	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
3675	Do not dare to wake up my inner lion	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
3676	I see you opted for the buffet.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
3677	You haven't seen the GrubHub guy, yet, have you?	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
3678	No. It’s not a cat. Care to guess again?	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
3679	Can you tell them how to backwards walk?	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
3680	Expect epic heartburn!	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
3681	I identify as a pregnant Sir-pent.	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
3682	So I said, “Heads, I win, tails, you lose“…	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
3683	Yeah I could go for some dessert, I'm eating for two	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
3684	I don’t see how you can get enough protein as a vegetarian.	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
3685	Do you have a "chat dans la gorge" ?	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
3686	Simba is NOT going to be happy about this.	1.1584	0.03651	101	85	16	0
3687	You started great, but you really need to work on your swallow-through...	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3688	Just because it's called a tapir, it doesn't mean it will make you look slimmer.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3689	Prices are high. This was a store brand dog.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3690	You're lucky. My Mom always says chew your food and don't talk with food in your mouth!	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
3691	I bet you have a tale to tell	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
3692	I'm stuffed! Mistakenly, so is he!	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3693	'I told you to chew before you swallow...'	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
3694	You never learn! Don't come crying to me when it hurts to poop.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3695	Would you like to look at a dessert menu?	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
3696	Have you seen my pet lion anywhere?	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3697	Guess who I ran into today.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
3698	CURIOSITY!	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
3699	I thought you were going to wait until I got home to eat dinner!	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
3700	I’m going on a humans-only diet tomorrow	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3701	Didn’t your mother teach you to chew your food properly?	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
3702	I hope you leave a generous tip!	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
3703	So much for dance class	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
3704	How's the Pa-lion Diet going?	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3705	You come at the king,you best not hiss.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3706	Was it baked, fried, sautéed, sliced, diced, hot, room temperature or just gobbled down?	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
3707	Not another plushie, Jerry! You KNOW I have insomnia.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
3708	I could eat a horse.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3709	Your differential equation teacher?"	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
3710	I can not race you now. I need a moment to digest this.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
3711	I'm telling you - I quit red meat and my digestion has never been better.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
3712	Hey Bob, you seen my pet lion?" "Nope.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
3713	Are you sure it was just a tiny bunny?	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
3714	Careful, I hear they give you the runs	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
3715	I'm telling you, I can't even taste the difference.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
3716	MIND IF I HAVE A TASTE	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
3717	The trouble with that is you have no room for dessert.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
3718	Guess what I had for lunch?	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
3719	I think you have an eating disorder.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
3720	Yeowzer?! You were able to get down that Whole Big Kitty?	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
3721	I think you have stretched beyond the limit of possibility.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
3722	I still think bullrushes are easier to digest than cattails.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
3723	Swine and dine didn’t go so well, huh?	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
3724	Is that a water buffalo tail, or are you just glad to see me?	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
3725	Aren’t you packing your food for our trip? I’m not sharing!	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
3726	We’ll, that’s one cow that won’t be coming home!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
3727	You bit off more than you can chew.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
3728	I just had mouse for lunch,what about you?	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
3729	And I've got a wedding to go to!	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
3730	I guess you were serious about nose to tail dining.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
3731	You said you were going to save that for the baby!?	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
3732	À la Carte? Buffet.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3733	I didn't say you're a pig! I asked you ate a pig. And don't talk with your mouth full.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
3734	Eat what you kill is more than just a philosophy of life--you have to swallow it all, too.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
3735	These food cravings are normal when you're expecting.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
3736	Stripes would have been a more slimming look.	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
3737	Maybe you need to go on a diet. Not die it!	1.1565	0.04020	115	100	12	3
3738	Sorry, cat's got my tongue.	1.1565	0.03403	115	97	18	0
3739	Cheater!	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
3740	What's the problem? -you said you weren't hungry...	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
3741	I know you're not a Wallace Stevens fan, but was it really necessary to alter that poem's title?	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
3742	Have you seen the mongoose?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3743	I know your doctor said eat as much protein as you want, but cmon!	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3744	Since when did you start eating meat?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3745	Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3746	Hey; have you seen my pet water buffalo?	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
3747	You always make such a pig of yourself!	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3748	Once again your mouth was bigger than your stomach.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
3749	Better wait at least an hour before going swimming.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
3750	I wouldn't take that lyin' down.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
3751	How's the veal!	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
3752	I'd figured it wasn't a problem, I never chew!	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3753	Hey buddy, I forgot my cigars ?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3754	This snake could use a little more cowbell!	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
3755	No…it’s NEVER eat something bigger than your head.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3756	I'm going to recommend against the cat AND the couch.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3757	I call it the King of the Feasts.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
3758	This plant based diet is affecting your breadth	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
3759	You're a real boar when you over eat, Terry.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3760	Quick, where’s the bromo?	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
3761	All's well that ends well.	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
3762	I’m having trouble with my digestion. Do have any tums?	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
3763	Gotta Catch 'Em All!	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
3764	Tastes like chicken, Chicken ala King	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
3765	Unfortunately, I just ate. How about next week?	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
3766	I've never seen you with a pigtail before.	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
3767	Hogs get slaughtered.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
3768	I take that back: your stomach is bigger than your eyes.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
3769	Meow, my ASS!	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
3770	And who said that opposites don't attract? It was love at first bite!	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
3771	You know there are politicians who are snakes in the grass!	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
3772	I can't believe you ate the whole thing, either!	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
3773	Repeating pages 73 to 80, doesn’t make it any funnier.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
3774	You know me, everything I do is headfirst.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
3775	This time of year you never know who you might run into!	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
3776	I'm still trying to keep my figure.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
3777	you know cats aren’t a part of our new diet” “intermittent fasting is for poseurs	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
3778	‘Whats the matter? Cat caught your tongue?’	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
3779	Don't worry, itssss hardly noticeable.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
3780	He lied about being a Republican	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
3781	Honey, I found the cat.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
3782	I need to go on a diet	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3783	Damn bro wtf	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
3784	Are you trying to get by, son?	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3785	Who said poetry isn’t practical?	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3786	Those darn tails.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
3787	Sorry, they were all out.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
3788	If you're going to yawn on a nature trail, face away from traffic.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3789	I wasn’t even hungry but it’s so hard to resist free snacks.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
3790	The lion sssleepsss for longer than tonight	1.1553	0.03587	103	87	16	0
3791	Halloween costume complete!	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
3792	You gotta stop eating just cause you’re boar-ed.	1.1553	0.03587	103	87	16	0
3793	I got the fat one, Lewis. You got Clark?	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
3794	You gonna eat all of that?	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
3795	We are supposed to eat some animals, but some animals are supposed to eat us.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
3796	He said he was the king of the jungle, so I had him a la king.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
3797	I admire your ability to adapt to whatever is put in front of you .	1.1548	0.03970	84	71	13	0
3798	What do you mean,"I'm full of bull?"	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
3799	No, I don’t think I’ll be coming over for dinner after all.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
3800	Where'd you find that in a jungle?	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
3801	Honey, I thought we agreed to adopt a plant-based diet.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3802	So, was it worth it, having to digest all that fur?	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
3803	I see you are back on the Atkins diet!	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3804	That's not a politician, that's just regular Bull.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
3805	I swear I’m just a little bloated.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3806	Intermittent fasting does work, but not if you overdo your eating window.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3807	That way, mom can't accuse you of having eyes bigger than your stomach!	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3808	I want to show you how the Little Prince would draw a hat after meeting Pumbaa	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
3809	We're ready for the movies.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
3810	I'm intermittent fasting but in my window, it's nose-to-tail all the way.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
3811	It ran away….	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
3812	I cant believe you figured out how to hold a paintbrush without hands.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
3813	So what's for dinner?	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
3814	So, I guess dinner plans are cancelled, AGAIN!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
3815	I’m pretty sure you were suppose to start tail first.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
3816	You must have been really hungry and didn’t even chew.	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
3817	I spotted you first!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
3818	What? You said to stretch before eating!	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
3819	You shouldn't eat with their mouths full either.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
3820	So this is intermittent fasting?	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
3821	Eeeeew! I hate steak tartare!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
3822	Did you eat that cat I bought you?	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
3823	Okay, okay, I'll pull but I first have to wrap my tail around a tree for leverage	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
3824	You have a bad habit of biting off more than you can chew…	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
3825	In my experience, Bactrians are harder to digest.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
3826	It looks undercooked	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
3827	You say you have another stomach for dessert?	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
3828	can we lady and the tramp that?	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
3829	A still from David Cronenberg's "Lady and the Tramp"	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
3830	Thought you’d sneak another meal, did you?	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
3831	Look where the trick with Eve got you.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
3832	I understand that he attacked you, but couldn’t you just slither away?	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
3833	I prefer small frequent meals	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
3834	- Is that plant based? - You could say so	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
3835	Give up carbs.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
3836	That's why I went vegan and tail-less.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
3837	Not exactly what I envisioned when you mentioned 'ketogenic diet'	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
3838	I do have TMJ concerns.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
3839	I don't agree with your political views. In fact, I think you are full of bull!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
3840	How many times have I told you...32 times...you have to chew 32 times!	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
3841	Hakuna Matata…what a wonderful taste.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
3842	No,I didn't see your pet panda.	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
3843	Well what do you have to save for yourself,or does the cat have your tongue?	1.1532	0.03444	124	106	17	1
3844	It wasn't just your eyes that were bigger than your stomach	1.1532	0.03434	111	94	17	0
3845	I totally agree that free-ranging rats are healthier.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
3846	No thanks, I’ve been snacking all morning.”	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
3847	Let the meat slide down your throat hole before talking.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
3848	That's SOME pig.	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
3849	Is that a mammalian tail I see? Are you on keto now?	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
3850	Vegas buffets are back, baby!	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
3851	Be honest. Does this wild boar make my butt look big?	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
3852	It's fine, I never eat on a first date anyway.	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
3853	Say, just what kind of tail is that?	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
3854	I was chasing Porky, and then he just up and disappeared.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
3855	Aww, give me a kiss honey!	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
3856	All you can eat buffet?	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
3857	Eating an entire cow does not fulfill your Food Pyramid Dairy Requirements for a year.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
3858	You’ve got to stop talking with your mouth full.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
3859	Does this baby rhino me look fat?	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
3860	Barry… Pumbaa’s a celebrity!	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
3861	The tell-tail signs indicate you are completely stuffed!	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
3862	No prizes for guessing who made the most to the all-you-can buffet again!	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
3863	I hope you're not thinking of having dessert.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
3864	That's what I call taking the bull by the horns!	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
3865	What do you want to bet it's a MAGA hat?	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
3866	I told you we had reservations at 7 tonight.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
3867	The markets are bearish anyways	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
3868	Now THATS going to be an interesting BM!	1.1524	0.04645	105	94	6	5
3869	Please don't be angry -- I mean, in school you called me a snake in the grass and I never held it against you.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
3870	A-weema-weh!	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
3871	Does this elephant make me look hat?	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
3872	Well, that would explain the purring sound.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
3873	Come on, finish it, or there won't be any dessert.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
3874	Olly olly oxen free!	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
3875	Honey! what’s for dinner tonight?	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
3876	Ooooh. I bet that one's gonna hurt....	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3877	Next time I’d recommend you order the bactrian instead of the dromedary.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
3878	Who are you calling a cheetah?	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3879	The lasagna is ready.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
3880	I can out-kangaroo a kangaroo.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3881	They should really change that sign to ‘No Feeding On the Animals.’	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
3882	A lot to carry around, but boy was it good!	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
3883	Hi, Uber delivery...	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3884	Next time start from the tail, it is more aero!	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3885	CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
3886	Trust me, Harold, it's Manhattan--there'll be more rats tomorrow.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3887	I didn’t mean to boar you.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3888	Really? You could have waited.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3889	He was such a wild bore at the party… if you ask me, I did us all a favor.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3890	Wow, the most I’ve fooled with was an apple!	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
3891	Mooooooooo’ve over.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3892	no way, dude, you look great, for real, you look super good, i’m serious	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
3893	It was distracted by the release of Taylor Swift’s new album.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
3894	If we all do our part of the job, gas emissions could be reduced by 50% by 2030.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
3895	I heard that Mikey liked it.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
3896	Is there any point in asking if you are going to Zumba today?	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
3897	You keep saying that your eyes are bigger than your stomach, but I just don’t think it’s true.	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
3898	Is that a tail in your mouth or are you just excited to see me?	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
3899	It's the new cleanse. The vet says he'll go right through me.	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
3900	I'm the king of the jungle now, bitch.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
3901	Why's your stomach growling?	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
3902	Sssso, ssssupper with the Sssstevensssssesssss issss out of the quessssstion for you.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
3903	...and please don't bring up your paleo diet again.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
3904	I went vegan. It really helped with the bloating.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
3905	Ya reckin' ya could tickle my innards?	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
3906	Lost your tongue again?	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
3907	You do know it's impolite to talk while eating. Otherwise, what's gnu?	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
3908	Bring him to our Potluck!	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
3909	Unfortunately, the whole experience turned her against fruit, but especially apples.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
3910	Careful. If the lunch is free, YOU may be the lunch.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
3911	You need Weight-Watchers, man.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
3912	He's willing to settle for compensatory damages.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
3913	Yeah, I tried that Whole30 craze.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
3914	What a tale!!	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
3915	Quit talking with your stomach full.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
3916	Heating is included.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
3917	I thought we were going out to eat.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
3918	How about if I get a bite of the tail?	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
3919	I don't care what our god says; mastication should not be a sin.	1.1512	0.05103	86	77	5	4
3920	You must be one snake in the grass!!	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
3921	No, Leonard, this doesn't make you king of the jungle!	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
3922	Forked tongue neer fostered love.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
3923	Guess they won't try to buffalo you again.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
3924	You didn't think about saving any for me?	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
3925	If I could give you the Heimlich, I would.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
3926	"No, I haven't started dinner without you. Why do you asp?"	1.1509	0.03494	106	90	16	0
3927	Where's the campus?	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
3928	I’d go for help, but I doubt I’d find anyone willing to use the Heinrich maneuver .	1.1509	0.03494	106	90	16	0
3929	Did you have to be so piggy?	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
3930	C'mon, Simon! You can do it. Chug! Chug! Chug!	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
3931	Larry, I really don't know how this happened... but we need a new king of the jungle urgently.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
3932	Intermittent Fasting works for me.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
3933	I can totally tell you’ve lost a couple pounds	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
3934	sorry-you finished the rest of the alka seltzer last time..	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
3935	Bloated? Of course, you're bloated. What did I tell you about snacking between meals?	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
3936	I'd say you bit off more than you can chew, but that's not really our thing, is it?	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
3937	Lucky for you I know the Heimlich maneuver.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
3938	Don’t Bogart the hedgehog!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
3939	I suppose it's OK if you like leftovers.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
3940	My reflux is returning	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
3941	I need a Tum for the tummy. Bill Hill Encino, CA	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
3942	You know that's going to make you sick. Spit it out!	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
3943	I've been to market, to market, to buy...	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
3944	I'm "fool"	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
3945	Did you just say, ‘It’s a Gnu day’?!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
3946	You need to let him out. His college loans are overdue!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
3947	I’m guessing you won’t be invited back to that restaurant.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
3948	Off your diet and making a pig of yourself again	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
3949	Every life is worth savoring.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
3950	Of course I know it's Wednesday.	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
3951	I can see we’ve finally reached the tail end of this saga between the two of you	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
3952	Is it bulking season already?	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
3953	The optics don't work for me.	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
3954	I can see why your name in Stretch.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
3955	Don't be a pig!	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
3956	Roe v wade was overturned. Now what do we do???	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
3957	When you finish, you've already brushed and flossed.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
3958	How now, brown cow?	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
3959	Thanks honey. That was a truly delicious meal.	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
3960	I feel like this paleo diet is very bloating.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
3961	You're such a warthog hog.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
3962	I'd turn you in for the missing cat reward, but you're my dad.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
3963	We need to talk about your food choices!	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
3964	Don't you ever floss?	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
3965	Not sharing; that’s cold blooded.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
3966	Mom says no swimming for at least an hour.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
3967	Hans, how many times have I said not to bite off more than you can chew?	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
3968	We need to talk about the elephant in your womb.	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
3969	I prefer Impossible Burgers, myself.	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
3970	So far, so good, now I'm waiting for your end game.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
3971	Ugh! I think that big orange thing I ate at Mar-a-Lago did not agree with me at all!	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
3972	Oh, Halloween! Well, now that you mention it, you do look kinda like a wild boar.	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
3973	I hate it when you pig-out without me	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
3974	Have you been pigging out again?	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
3975	Oh lordy Jasper, I hope you took a Pepcid.	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
3976	Nah! I haven't seen Mr. Buttons for the past couple of days. Wonder where he might be. Hmmm!	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
3977	You don't know about the clean plate club?	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
3978	It came with free dental floss!	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
3979	I thought you said you were going vegan last week?!	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
3980	Funny thing, I just started my fast about half an hour ago.	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
3981	Did you eat my red cape again?	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
3982	Want to grab dessert? We have 20 minutes before you feel full.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
3983	And that's why they shouldn't tread.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
3984	Have you been hitting the Water Buffalo again?	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
3985	Trump's out of the running	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
3986	Aye-ush-8-arion	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
3987	He said no worries	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
3988	you couldn't save me the tail end? Your such a snake.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
3989	Do you want to gopher lunch?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
3990	I warned you about that Paleo diet.	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
3991	Don't you remember that you always get indigestion when you swallow a lion?!	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
3992	I'm still carrying a little holiday weight	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
3993	You know what they say: a minute on your lips, a lifetime in your hips.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
3994	To tell you the truth, it tastes like chicken	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
3995	No I haven't seen your wife and kids lately.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
3996	I thought Bison was supposed to be lean meat.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
3997	It's my tongue,I swear...I'm not lion!	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
3998	I told you it would spoil your appetite.	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
3999	I Didn't Know That Vegans Ate Beef.	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
4000	I thought you were actually going to stop the bull sh*t.	1.1491	0.04176	114	101	9	4
4001	I know you liked his song the best but wouldn’t the meerkat have been easier?!	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
4002	Your eye is bigger than your stomach!	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4003	You started your low-carb diet already!	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4004	Just enough left for my soup	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
4005	I told you your e	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4006	You don’t share well.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4007	It’s not worth having a cow over!	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4008	That's nothing; I once swallowed a whole pack of Boy Scouts.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4009	No, it doesn't look like a hat.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
4010	Chew the tail carefully. It’s good for digestion.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4011	Pilates, Joe. It's called Pilates. You should try it.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
4012	I know you swallowed it. The tail gives you away.	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
4013	It's Indiana Jones.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
4014	It's a long tail.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
4015	Just bite it off--the tail has neither flavor nor nutrition.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4016	This is no way to help the economy.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
4017	Let’s make a baby.	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
4018	So.. you never thought of sharing?	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
4019	This time your eyes were bigger than your body.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
4020	Kiss me, you fool!	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4021	Fred, I thought you went feline-free?"	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
4022	I think it's good too, but I don't know about 'finger licking good' "	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
4023	You are what you eat! At least I hope so...	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4024	Rhino got your tongue?	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
4025	What is it about food you can’t wrap your head around?	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
4026	That’s going to take you three Truss premierships to get down	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4027	Henry, remember biology class - our skin is more plastic than elastic!	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4028	Pete, I see you’ve really embraced this nose-to-tail culinary movement.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4029	Even with my hinged jaws, it's getting harder and harder for me to swallow all the harshly partisan political rhetoric these days.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4030	I love him. Regurgitate him.	1.1481	0.03434	108	92	16	0
4031	Does this chihuahua make me look fat?	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
4032	I just had a donkey. Go have an elephant and let's meet right here for a duel.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4033	The all you can eat antelope bar is awesome	1.1481	0.03434	108	92	16	0
4034	I find it pairs best with a reduction sauce.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4035	You should have asked for some of that to go.	1.1481	0.03434	108	92	16	0
4036	This could be your introduction to the concept of savoring.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
4037	I could say I’m on a cleanse, but I’d be lion.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4038	Low on calcium?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4039	I told you to use the bay leaf!	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4040	When it comes to foraging, you really go whole hog." Reed Humphrey Missoula, MZ	1.1481	0.03434	108	92	16	0
4041	At least it's keto.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
4042	No dessert unless you finish it!	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
4043	Can I trouble you for a Lactaid?	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4044	I see you had lunch with Fred. Did he share any dirt?	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
4045	Thorough doctors like yours are hard to come by.	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
4046	I guess the diet starts next year?	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4047	You just had to take the lion’s share, huh?	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4048	Sorry, I can’t do dinner tonight . . . or for the next six weeks.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4049	I envy you, but it tends to make me feel bloated.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4050	Was that a lion, a cow or a statue?	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
4051	My eyes are always bigger than my stomach	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4052	We were supposed to have dinner this month	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4053	the tail end is the hardest to finish	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4054	Hey man, have you seen Ben?	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
4055	Did they say that you look like a hat to? (little prince reference)	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4056	Now try digesting this lesson about sharing.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4057	Moma said you should share.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4058	You always bite off more than you can chew!	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4059	Hm, lemme guess, a hat with a tail and ears?	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4060	When you said "Eat! Like, a pig." I didn't know you could really do that!	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
4061	You just ate the zoo’s Large Mammal Exhibit sign.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
4062	So that's why you like going the wrong way down a one way street.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
4063	I hope his name isn’t Jonah.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
4064	No, sorry. Didn't see either of them.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
4065	I went to the all-you-can-eat beeffet.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
4066	Ever heard the expression "You are what you eat?"	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4067	It looks like Eve got you back.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4068	Gary, again?” “Sorry Barbara, I got boar-ed…	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4069	‘Don’t have a cow’ isssss jussst an exxxpression, Ssssssteve. I didn’t mean LITERALLY!	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4070	What can I say? There was an all-you-can-eat-buffalo...	1.1474	0.04725	95	85	6	4
4071	Where did the cow go? He was just about to tell me something.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4072	I'm showing him what the inside of my stomach looks like"	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4073	For me? You shouldn't have!	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4074	Sly Snake's Snack	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
4075	He was homeless. I offered him a place to stay	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4076	I got even with that cow that stepped on me!	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4077	You didn't share!	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4078	I see you took "one bite at a time" literally.	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
4079	OK! You win! I never thought you could swallow an entire lion.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
4080	Nice tongue.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4081	No kisses until you get rid of that halitosis.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4082	Oh-and you even got him in head first	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
4083	I ate something! I’m a snake!	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4084	Next time you eat a pasty, check it hasn’t got legs	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
4085	Hey, you asshole, that was my friend!	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
4086	Is your exit in stretch mode?	1.1468	0.03405	109	93	16	0
4087	You are supposed to do it ONE bite at a time..	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
4088	Have you seen Pumbaa?	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
4089	You know how many calories there are in mountain lion?"	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
4090	Be with you as soon as I'm done digesting my dinner.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
4091	Pork tonight!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
4092	Son, I thought I told you to 'eat the elephant one bite at a time'.	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
4093	Does this make you look fat? Well, the tail does make you look taller...	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
4094	you know, working out is about putting in weight, not just whey.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
4095	Hey…you said you’d only take a bite!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
4096	You said you would split the meal.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4097	I would have saved you a piece but there was only one bite left.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4098	Homechef is convenient but are you sure your portion size is right?	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
4099	Yeah well you look like you just ate a snake, so	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4100	That's all you saved for me?	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
4101	C'est un chapeau.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4102	I'll dig the BBQ pit.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4103	You are a glutton for punishment aren’t you?	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4104	Wait! Was that “glug” or “glug-glug”	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4105	When I said "Go after the cubs," I meant one at a time.	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
4106	Food baby?	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4107	Thissssssssssss motherfucker…	1.1458	0.04678	96	86	6	4
4108	That's quite a tail but I'll wait for the ending.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4109	I need a TUMS. Do you have one?	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
4110	Man, fat tuesday is everyday for you, huh?	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4111	Well I contain multitudes.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4112	Was this a tasty treat, or did you gulp it?	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4113	I never said your eyes are bigger than your stomach.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4114	Looks like you got the tiger by the tail!	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4115	You're so svelte! I wish you had let me know what you intended to wear.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4116	Have you had lunch?” “Not yet…chokes a little…you?	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4117	So, this is how I die.	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
4118	I guess beach season is over...	1.1458	0.04678	96	86	6	4
4119	I’d be lion if I said otherwise.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4120	sssssssssseriously?	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
4121	I never took much stock in that food chain business.	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
4122	Look like the innocent flower But be the serpent under it And the my son, is how we Shakespeare scholars do it..	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4123	YOU HAD LUNCH!	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
4124	I assume you'll be taking the bugs to go.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4125	Do you seriously think, Ivan, that gaining all that weight is gonna keep them from drafting you?	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4126	Save that for the tailgate party	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
4127	I ran into Liz on the way out	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4128	Sooner or later all that red meat will kill you!	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
4129	Hey wait a minute, you told me you're vegan and couldn't go to Smith & Wollensky with me.	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
4130	‘Frankly, spinach is a better look for you.’	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
4131	holy! the little prince is a real story	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
4132	'King of beasts, my foot!' I'd say. If I had a foot.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
4133	Let's pretend we're "Lady and the Tramp"	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4134	Did you still want to go out for dinner tonight?	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
4135	I found this behind a British Cannon!	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4136	You really like steak tartare, don't you?	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4137	Fed up with the bull market, are we?	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4138	When you are done, can we finally talk about something other than lions?	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4139	I always preferred a woman that swallows.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4140	I said I could, and did, eat a cow, but couldn't count on another tall tail!	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
4141	No, I don't think the tuft of hair on the end looks cute. Just swallow it.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4142	On the plus side, his insomnia is cured.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4143	I've been wanting to eat smaller	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
4144	How many times do I need to say it, Harvey? Chew your damn food!	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4145	So, that's what happened to our long-running bull market.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4146	No,I did not eat the last one	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4147	I could eat	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
4148	You got a little something in your fang.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4149	Skip the hors d'oeuvres.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
4150	Do you have some Pepto Bismol?	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4151	I remember him. He was cowardly and always ran away.	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
4152	Crisis? I'd call it an obesity bonanza!	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4153	You really need to stop eating in the car.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4154	I ate a triple beef burger three weeks ago and it won’t digest.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4155	Bon appetit, Frank.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4156	No! You must get them entire in one bite.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4157	None for me, thanks—I'm lactose-intolerant.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4158	It's not you, it’s me.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4159	Hey did you see my buffalo?	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4160	Frank, your dinner is showing.	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
4161	Please chew with your mouth closed.	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
4162	We can't chew our food. We're snakes.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4163	I'm really not sure about this new carnivore diet	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4164	You could have left a little more for me, don't ya think?	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4165	I love when the meal begins with an amuse-bouche.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4166	I see your celebrating Thanksgiving a little early this year?	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4167	Humps, what humps?	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4168	Please don't say 'You're a pig.'	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
4169	Pork makes you look fat, just saying.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
4170	Holy cow! You ate the whole cow?	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4171	I said let's get past the cow, not pass the cow.	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
4172	You hog! You hogged the whole hog.	1.1441	0.04405	111	100	6	5
4173	Another reject from the Wizard of Oz?	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
4174	Great food, wish you had been invited.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4175	Thanks to you the wild pig roast for tonight had to be canceled.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4176	Steve, you really need to watch your cholesterol consumption.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4177	Good to the last tail	1.1429	0.04370	105	94	7	4
4178	You know, you've got something stuck between your teeth. No matter. What I wanted to ask you is if you have any stool softener!	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4179	I said, "Have a snack." Now you're not going to eat dinner this month.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
4180	I said 'Don't have a cow'	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
4181	Flossing after a meal is an important part of dental hygiene	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4182	Are you sure you haven't seen Willy the Wildebeest?	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
4183	No, not by the tail exactly...	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
4184	I see you took the lion	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
4185	Hurry it won’t stay like this forever	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4186	Can't believe you ate the whole thing.	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
4187	"Veganism isn't for everyone.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4188	…and that’s why I ask you to use the downstairs bathroom.	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
4189	I guess postprandial sex is out of the question.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4190	Those carnivore are tasty, but they do have side effects!	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
4191	You ate the hat who mistook his wife for a man?	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4192	Excuse me, I'm from Jungle Loss Prevention. I'm gonna have to take a look inside your body.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4193	Personally, I don’t like chihuahuas”.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4194	Diet starts tomorrow…	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4195	Not again! Will you ever learn to keep your big trap shut?	1.1429	0.04179	112	100	8	4
4196	Well well well look what the sssnake drakes in	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
4197	Whattaya mean you can't find a scale?	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
4198	I’ve had it with you. You’ve become such a boar.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4199	Why am I always getting the tail end; what happened to share and share alike!	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4200	That's bull....	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4201	how much money did you spend at taco bell, again	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4202	These Blue Apron meals are quite filling.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4203	It's seven courses, plus dessert, so try not to snack before dinner.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4204	I said ‘eee leave ‘im lying , not ‘Enid eat the lion!	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
4205	Don’t snack or you’ll ruin your dinner”	1.1429	0.04587	98	88	6	4
4206	Once he finds the ball you ate you will get some wicked gag reflex on his back out	1.1429	0.04835	91	82	5	4
4207	I said slimy but sssatisfying	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
4208	There is something in your teeth!	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
4209	Bacon is good, but perhaps I should have cooked it a bit longer.	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
4210	You ate the whole thing and didn't offer me a bite!	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
4211	Feeling a little hoarse today" "Looks like a little elephant to me	1.1415	0.03401	106	91	15	0
4212	Teach me how to stuff a camel inside!	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4213	Looks delicious, but aren't you lactose intolerant.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4214	It's the end and they still tickle your organs....	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4215	I ate the whole thing!	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4216	A little dessert?	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4217	What happened to sharing?	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4218	-Pig! Yes, and it was delicious. -Not it, you.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4219	Don’t make a hog of yourself, Sam.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4220	So like bed for him…breakfast for you?	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
4221	Oh brooo what the fcuk dude what did you eat that’sss not natural were snakes ssss dude sss s where can I get me one of thosssse though honesssstly I was shocked at first but now I’m warming up to the idea of this. You got me all turned out bud, I’m hooked and I’m in. Feast away, partner. sss	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
4222	Let's deal with this tale later, shall we	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4223	This one sthucks.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4224	Oh, no thanks, I’m still full from lunch	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4225	Not sure you really got the gist of Rachel Bright's story...	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4226	Heads or Tail?	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4227	Been making a pig of yourself again I see.	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
4228	Have a toothpick?	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
4229	Told ya to lay off that weed	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
4230	This one time I had a dream that I had legs. Big Rockette legs. I had no idea how to work them. They kept slapping the ground all around me. My husband woke me up because I guess I was whipping him with my tail. This was before the divorce.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4231	Read it first! It’s not a real “Gucchi.”	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
4232	Did she gain weight or is she pregnant?	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
4233	I made the mistake of swallowing a gym rat. Way too salty.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4234	Don't tell me you ate too much.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4235	Snapping turtles are difficult to digest	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
4236	The cat got my tongue, but this'll do.	1.1413	0.04784	92	83	5	4
4237	One look at you and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
4238	Okay, but tomorrow you start counting calories.	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
4239	You told me not to make a chewing sound while eating.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4240	I’ve hired a divorce snake	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4241	You completely missed the point of a Russian doll.	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
4242	I think it’s still wagging.	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
4243	You haven’t seen my brother around, have you?	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4244	To be fair you did warn him about the treading…”	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4245	You’ve been gaining too much skin.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4246	Guess you’ll be lion around for awhile after a meal like that.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4247	Getting ready for Yom Kippur?	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
4248	Did you eat the bull? It is bear market for us now.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4249	Well, you certainly slowed him down !!!	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4250	Awesome, we’re not having leftovers tonight!!	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4251	Great. Now what am I supposed to do with my pot roast?	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
4252	Winter's coming. He needed a warm place to stay.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4253	I'm hoping this will last the winter.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4254	She be but small; but she be but fierce.	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
4255	Does this lion make my ass look big?	1.1404	0.03916	114	101	10	3
4256	You know I try to keep kosher.	1.1404	0.03916	114	101	10	3
4257	You go without me. I'm not hungry.	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
4258	‘You said you’d leave me some’	1.1402	0.03372	107	92	15	0
4259	A little bloating is worth it for the no-fuss flossing.	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
4260	Is that a lion in your stomach or are you just happy to see me”	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
4261	Do you have any Pepcid?	1.1402	0.03372	107	92	15	0
4262	Did you enjoy your Happy Meal?	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
4263	Don't you go asking me again if that pig makes your butt looks fat.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4264	Would you like me to push the tail the rest of the way in for you?	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4265	Tug-of-warthog, anyone?	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4266	Why did you eat the entire lion when you can get Lion's Mane at any health food store?	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
4267	Tapas for dinner again?	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4268	Swallow your tail.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4269	Syrup of ipecac?	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4270	Do you want some hot sauce?	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4271	It's 2022. Stop your panic shopping already!	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
4272	I guess sharing was never an option.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4273	Really?! So you would be an Imu-Li-Boa’n for Thanksgiving Dinner?	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4274	Didn't your mother teach you to close your mouth when you' re chewing?"	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4275	Did you think of just saying, 'I'd rather not share'?	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
4276	Now I see why they say, ‘You are what you eat!’	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4277	Isn't it hump day?	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4278	You are such a pig, Myron.Guess finishing school did nothing for you. I guess you just opened your big mouth and the pig ran right in!	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
4279	How many times have I asked you not to snack between meals?	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4280	it's probably the gluten.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4281	Maybe your eyes are bigger than your stomach!	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4282	Big deal, last week I ate an entire elephant, no, it was a giraffe, a thirty-foot giraffe, made the front page of National Geographic.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4283	At least you could have shared the tail.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
4284	I’m trying keto	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
4285	How could you. That’s our neighbour.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4286	That’s a great snake costume, but I think you gave it on backwards.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4287	Humans are fu**ing up the eco system, we should do it too	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4288	It’s good to eat the king	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4289	Martin, try the the low-carb shakes. That whole foods diet is killing your waistline.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4290	The Swallow	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
4291	Gee, thanks for saving me a piece.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4292	No bull!	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4293	Intuitive eating isn't for everyone.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4294	This food baby is giving me back labor.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4295	Is my stomach too big for my eyes?	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4296	If I show you to the “grown ups”, they’d think you’re a hat!	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4297	Midnight Munchies	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4298	``Does `share and share alike' ring a bell?''	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4299	You are going to need Tums. The rhino was too big!	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
4300	I feel like I ate the whole cow!	1.1389	0.03343	108	93	15	0
4301	Hide and Seek escalated quickly.	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
4302	I'm telling you,people keep asking why the milk prices went up.	1.1386	0.03455	101	87	14	0
4303	But you told me we were going vegetarian!	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
4304	You'd better start watching your waistline.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4305	It's disgusting watching you make a pig of yourself.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4306	Someone’s eyes were bigger than their stomachs…	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4307	Yeah, yeah, I know, "intermittent fasting," blah blah blah.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4308	Heads or tails, you lose.”	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4309	I caught a quick bite of Liz Truss while she was a flash in the pan.	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
4310	I'm filing for divorce.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4311	Looks like you need to shed some pounds.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4312	I hear you can just get the milk for free	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
4313	bro im so full i feel like i ate a cow	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4314	Did you save room for my mousemeat pie?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4315	This is the LATEST in serpent wear! It was designed by Kim Kardashian!	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
4316	Eyes to big for stomach again?	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
4317	King of beasts? I don't think so.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4318	How’s everything tasting, sir?” “Mmmmhhhmhm” “Ok, I’ll be back with the check when you’re ready	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4319	Looks like someone forgot to chew	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4320	He seems pretty happy about this.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
4321	I guess dessert is out of the question?	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
4322	To be brutally honest I don't think you're losing much weight on that Atkins diet.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4323	Is that a hat with a fancy tail?	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
4324	so, you get a picture on the wall of fame, and a free t-shirt, but you don’t get the meal for free?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4325	Need to fit into my turtle costume.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4326	No no, I’m ok, thanks! At least you’re calm now…	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
4327	You’re taking this tortoise role play thing too far	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4328	And then I realized that being a vegan wasn’t for me.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4329	I am skipping desserts today.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4330	You look thinner than you usually do. Love your tongue!	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4331	Look at me, I’m a hat! Hehe get it?”	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4332	I was told it helped with indigestion...	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4333	Turns out it really does mean ‘no worries for the rest of your life’.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4334	You'd better take somePepto-Bismol.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4335	Clearly you forgot it’s date night and we have dinner plans!	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4336	You're not a FRENCH PRINCE!!!	1.1376	0.03315	109	94	15	0
4337	No, I haven't seen your pet warthog.	1.1376	0.04011	109	97	9	3
4338	I think you've had the lion's share of the meal.	1.1376	0.03315	109	94	15	0
4339	Lucky predator unlucky prey.	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
4340	You're taking this whole role play thing a little too far	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
4341	I'm tellin' ya Harry, veal is worth the trouble.	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
4342	Same as a forked tongue and now you’re full of it too.	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
4343	When you said we'd dine together, you spoke with a furry tongue.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4344	Great Ernie, you just broke our New Year's resolution of no red meat for a year!	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4345	You're keeping a great figure	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4346	I think I overdid it with the warthogs	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
4347	You're gonna have some bad indigestion	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4348	Hey Carl. Did you see where I put my lunch?	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4349	We've been together for 7 years, and you still don't share!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4350	Why can't you learn not to overeat!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4351	A feisty tongue can keep a belly full.	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
4352	All my other Airbnb properties were completely booked.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4353	Haven't you heard? Micro meals are back in.	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
4354	Let me guess. You were minding your own business when he came along and did the whole King of the Jungle bit one time too many. Right?	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4355	Doesn’t the amuse bouche come first?	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
4356	Maybe if you had left me the shank, you would still be able to coil with me.	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
4357	Do want you please but I'm not taking in any lodgers	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
4358	That's bull crap!	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4359	I'm happy for you. You've always wanted a puppy.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4360	And they thought a pig in a python was something.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
4361	Do these scales make me look fat?	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
4362	I think your eyes were bigger than your body	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4363	Farmer Jones is looking for Wilbur again. You seen him?	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4364	Is it still living and wiggling in there?	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4365	I wasn’t even hungry but he just wouldn't leave it alone	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
4366	Well, that's one way to get out of dinner with that snake.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4367	I’ve recently decided to become a vegetarian… verrrry recently.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4368	What did I tell you about biting off more than you can chew?	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
4369	I'm working on my winter bod	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4370	That line about bundling his insurance really put him to sleep.	1.1364	0.03976	110	98	9	3
4371	I don't think you look fat at all...your diamonds are just a little pronounced .	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
4372	Had enough?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
4373	Wanna kiss me, duckie?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
4374	Getting to the tail end is ever fun.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
4375	You actually let that lazy lion take you for a ride?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
4376	That is enough Red Bull for you buddy!	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
4377	10 minutes until your next meal, Mr. Bezos.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
4378	I know it’s rude to talk with your mouth full but I’m at the tail end.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4379	Oh . . . Wild boar giving me heart burn . . .	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
4380	Academy Award - maybe. Alka Seltzer - definitely."	1.1364	0.03287	110	95	15	0
4381	I'm going vegan tomorrow. "I promise.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
4382	Glutton! I told you not to eat something with a tail.	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
4383	Have you seen my new friend?	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4384	Did you get yours animal style?	1.1364	0.03976	110	98	9	3
4385	Ummm... we were supposed to split that for dinner and save some for leftovers.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4386	Have you seen 'Smokey, the bear?'	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4387	If you don’t look full as a tick!	1.1364	0.03287	110	95	15	0
4388	Big day, huh?	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4389	The pigpen is on the left	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
4390	Alright, jeez. I just asked if your voice was hoarse. Don't have a cow." And, if there's room: "Too late.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4391	On my way to the stag party someone called me but my phone had bad reception,I swore they said	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
4392	I know I shouldn’t talk with my mouth full!	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
4393	I'm so stuffed I couldn't swallow another bite!	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
4394	Is that the cow you just ate, or are you just glad to see me?	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
4395	I see why you are burping.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
4396	We will need that calf much later. First, I need to get them to eat some apples.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
4397	A lion? You're lying.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
4398	Will you ever learn to share?	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
4399	Is it a bull market right now?	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4400	You swallowed a two headed lion? So, that’s a tail of two kitties.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
4401	So I guess Breakfast with the fellas is out for a while.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
4402	We’re you shopping for China again and found dinner without the plate ?	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
4403	Wasn't last week's tiger enough? You didn't really need to swallow a giant LION! ! !	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
4404	Well you're not getting any of my meerkat then.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
4405	Are you vaccinated?	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
4406	You'll love the tail -- low calorie low glycemic, low salt.	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
4407	No, I'm not splitting the ticket with you.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
4408	Don't be selfish!! Sharing is caring!!	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
4409	You really shouldn't talk while you chew.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
4410	How's your diet going so far?	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
4411	No. Your butt doesn't look big at all Kyle.	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
4412	Did you hear about the ghosts behind the trees?	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
4413	I guess you proved he DOES have a natural enemy	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
4414	In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the warthog slept for the last time.	1.1351	0.03728	111	98	11	2
4415	Your eyes were always bigger than your stomach. How about a bite of tail?	1.1351	0.03260	111	96	15	0
4416	You’re at the tail end of something‼️	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
4417	That's not what they mean when they say "Take the bull by the horns."	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
4418	Save any room for dessert? Coffee? espresso?	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4419	I told you, you're supposed to start with an appetizer.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4420	That is going to make a mess of your gut microbiome.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4421	I told you not to fill up on bread.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4422	Horns and all! And that's no bull.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4423	Looks like you've made a pig of yourself.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4424	Thought you went vegan.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4425	You weren't even going to try to hide the fact that you didn't cut your carbs?	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4426	Your always so full of bull****!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4427	Whereas I contain multitudes.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4428	unah...I didn't swallow your goat!!!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4429	....and they keep mistaking me for some kind of turtle!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4430	In Spain it's a "th" sound	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4431	I hate doing shots with you.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4432	You do really look like a hat	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4433	My nutritionist said I had to honor my cravings, so naturally I’m going hog wild.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4434	My wife told me to start taking the bull by the horns	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4435	Going in headfirst is overrated	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4436	I thought we agreed to a light lunch.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
4437	This always happens when you're hangry.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4438	Your plumbing needs to be snaked.”	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4439	Intermittent fasting doesn’t work.You should think about paleo.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4440	What happened to chewing your food fifty times before swallowing?	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4441	You should really try portion control	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4442	How did you know that I’ve already eaten lunch?	1.1346	0.03363	104	90	14	0
4443	Perfect! Mane course with a little tail for dessert.	1.1345	0.03360	119	104	14	1
4444	you are everyone's share ... again ...	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
4445	Bro, you're on fire today!	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4446	Whoa! Is that ever a line of bull!	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
4447	I swear I only ate balf.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4448	The hair of the dog that bit you?	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
4449	It’s just a bit of indigestion.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4450	Starting tomorrow , I'm going vegan	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4451	Stop talking bullshit!	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4452	I always knew you were full of bull.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4453	I thought you were more of a grazer.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4454	You’re really going hog wild with this new diet aren’t you?	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
4455	You just have to resist the urge to swallow everyone new you meet.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
4456	You know what they say,you are the shape that you eat.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4457	Eventually, you're going to regret eating that.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
4458	Can't remember what I did last night but I woke up with a sore throat.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
4459	They’re called breasts and we all have them.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
4460	You're lyin'.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
4461	Please don't ask 'What's for dessert?'	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
4462	Were you thirsty?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
4463	What does it taste like?	1.1333	0.04075	105	94	8	3
4464	Delicious!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
4465	I told you they were wonderful with ranch dressing!	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
4466	don't eat toasters.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
4467	Stick to dromedaries. Camels are indigestible.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
4468	Honey, you'll need to find another place to sleep tonight.	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
4469	I love Oxtail too...but its just took much work.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
4470	I'm going to lunch you want to come ?0 Yes I think I could Eat	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
4471	When intermittent fasting, ya gotta make each meal count!	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
4472	I think you’re taking this keto thing way too seriously.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
4473	Badgers! Badgers! We don't eat no stinkin (burph) badgers!	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
4474	Have you read “The Little Prince?”	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
4475	That was a delicious meal	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
4476	As I get older I wonder if I bite off more than I can actually chew.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
4477	I fell asleep next to a litter box and woke up like this. Do you think you could bite down on the tail and give a big yank?	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
4478	SAY! You don't deserve the lion's share!	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
4479	The lion ssssssleepssss tonight!	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
4480	Headed out for dinner? I don't recommend the calf -sticks with you for days.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
4481	Our reservation is for seven o'clock. Don't tell me you pregamed.	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
4482	Sara, that’s the last time I let you have a ‘nibble’ of my dessert	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
4483	You ate my friend Pumba.	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
4484	Have you seen my pet wildebeest?	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
4485	Just don't spoil your dinner.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
4486	If you had thighs, that would go straight to them.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
4487	I know it's your cheat day, but this seems a bit excessive.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
4488	I think I have a bone stuck in my throat.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
4489	That does it. You are banned from afternoon teas.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
4490	I told you not to snack before dinner!	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
4491	What happened to our agreement of switching to a plant-based diet?	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
4492	You always embarrass me with your table manners."	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
4493	Don’t mind my ‘boarish’ behavior	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
4494	You say you've eaten two? Stop lion-ing!	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
4495	Plant-based meat just didn’t do it for me.	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
4496	Maybe it’s time to try a forked AND knifed tongue.	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
4497	Does this make my back look fat?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
4498	So now you're feeling bullish about cattle futures?	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
4499	I just swallowed the dog...	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
4500	The little fella’ needed a place to stay so I offered him my digestive tract.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
4501	You ate my red hat.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
4502	I said dessine-moi un mouton. That isn't even close.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
4503	Tony?! YOU’RE GRRREAT!	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
4504	You haven’t an ounce of self-control.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
4505	Chew, don't gulp, Rex. How many times should I tell you?	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
4506	So you’re telling me there are two more over in that brick house.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
4507	Have you tried intermittent fasting?	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
4508	So, do NOT lecture ME about food portioning!	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
4509	slurp slurp	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
4510	Let me get this straight. You eat them and then feed them and let them go?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
4511	Once more, you've embarrassed me in front of my coworkers.	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
4512	You are what you eat	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
4513	For starters, it's supposed to be a pig in your belly.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
4514	I told you a thousand times,take smaller bites and chew your food!	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4515	So that's how you take a bull by the horns!	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4516	Didn't anyone teach you about sharing?	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4517	Sharing leftovers?	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4518	Wow, you really went whole groundhog.	1.1313	0.03412	99	86	13	0
4519	Free at the dog pound.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
4520	It's not that tasty, but the RNC pays well.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4521	You at least could have offered to share" Eva-Maria Wustefeld, Dataw Island, S.C	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
4522	Slytherin, you look like The Little Prince tried to create a Halloween costume for you.	1.1313	0.03412	99	86	13	0
4523	This tail is more than I can digest.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
4524	It's about time you came home. I've got food on the table and....have you eaten?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
4525	What makes you think I ate turtles? I only eat fast food.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
4526	Gained a little more weight there, boy.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
4527	You definitely look more chic in chicken.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
4528	I have a snaking suspicion you were the last person to see them.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
4529	There is such a thing as a knife and fork, you know.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
4530	You got your costume on backwards, kid	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
4531	Did you hear they closed the zoo?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4532	well now we know it does fit	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
4533	You never share anything!	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4534	Close your slobbery mouth or you’ll never be mistaken for a hat. Sheesh. Dorri Olds, NYC	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4535	Mom's making her lasagna. She's gonna be upset if you've spoiled your dinner...	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
4536	Race you to the beach!	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4537	My friend be remembered of that old saying-it is the quick and the dead!	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
4538	You look...satiated	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4539	Is that a rhino in your stomach or are you just happy to see me?	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
4540	Turn your head and cough.	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
4541	If you must know, he’s doing the rumba in there.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
4542	I sneezed on it.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4543	Have you seen my canary?	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
4544	I’m beginning to feel a bit unhinged too.	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
4545	When are we going to realize that this way of life is absolutely ridiculous?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4546	You'll get a bite over my dead body	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
4547	I'd share, but you are a bit late.	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
4548	Stuffing yourself again,that’s not going to help your GERD!	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
4549	I was so hungry I could eat a cow	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
4550	I don't want to bore you,but you'll never guess what I caught!	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
4551	"No,' he says, 'I didn't steal your dinner. Where's the proof?'"	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
4552	What dat mouth really do tho?	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
4553	I saw the TikTok video. You're the snake that ate the cat that ate the canary, aren't you. Good stuff.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
4554	It takes a bit of time to get over the paleo hump	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
4555	Give me a check for an abortion or I will ruin your chances of election.	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
4556	I think you've misread the latest Food Guide Pyramid, Frank.	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
4557	That little kid over there with the rose and the fox told me some folks think you're a hat....	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
4558	I recommend the whole, live pig albeit difficult to digest.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
4559	Did you enjoy your trip to Texas?	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
4560	Way to go, that was the last of the Yxerlery species.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
4561	Pepto Bismol? Really?	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
4562	'"You said you were just a bit peckish"	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
4563	When you asked me I thought we'd both be having dinner.	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
4564	I understand wanting to use the whole animal in today’s environment, but this is ridiculous!	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
4565	You’re still with me on not eating meat this month right?	1.1293	0.03360	116	102	13	1
4566	Dr. Miami is getting less and less subtle, Toots.	1.1293	0.03360	116	102	13	1
4567	I've my backpack!	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
4568	I don’t think that is what they are referring to as a “rescue.”	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
4569	-You were right, it was a wolf in sheep's cloth. -No. It is you who were right-- you have a devil inside you!	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
4570	Right?! Mono meals are nothing new.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4571	Obesity has its benefits my Son"	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
4572	Who says “The cow doesn’t come home”?	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4573	Donald, did you swallow the Republican Party??	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
4574	Want some help with that?	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
4575	Stretch marks? Why?	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
4576	So, you want to impress me by biting the tail of the beast? I'm impressed with your method alright.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4577	I already ate Eve, let’s go for Adam.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
4578	A-ba-dee aba-dee a-ba-dee, that's all folks!	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4579	How horny were you last night?	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
4580	That was my piano teacher you just ate, man	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
4581	I swear I’m not lion to you…	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4582	nope, definitely have not seen that small dog lately	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
4583	They're better with Hollandaise sauce.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
4584	I found this in the After Halloween discount aisle.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
4585	I get it, you're a warthog.....	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
4586	What makes you think this is the shortcut to turn into a turtle?	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
4587	I try to keep kosher but sometimes I just can't help myself.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
4588	I don't know if this "throuple" thing is working out.	1.1287	0.04374	101	92	5	4
4589	You're supposed to START with the appetizer.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
4590	Those horns go straight to your hips.	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
4591	I quit hbo max, you gotta login?	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
4592	Snake waitperson to patron with full mouth: 'How do you like your meal, Sir?'	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
4593	I told you not to go back for seconds.	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
4594	I provided shelter. He provided food. What do you have to offer?	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
4595	Catch you for lunch next time. I had a big breakfast.	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
4596	I've got a digestif back in the den...	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
4597	Don’t worry-it is definitely paleo-approved.	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
4598	How's that new all-you-can-eat buffet?	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
4599	Whew! You must be stuffed!	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4600	Don't get excited, Im married!	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4601	The mall rat I ate doesn	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4602	I guess you didn't get the typo fixed "eat" updated memo on Eve, the apple, and Adam riding that peaceful lion?	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
4603	That's a lot of bull, Adam.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
4604	- Boooh! Who am I? - Oh darling. Again with the hat thing?	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
4605	I shouldn't have encouraged him to dive in head first.	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
4606	I was going to suggest a little dessert. Let me get back to you in 6 months.	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
4607	I only got her upper body.	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
4608	Swallowed another Box Turtle l	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
4609	These portion sizes are meant to be shared, Steve	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
4610	Wait wait don’t tell me — this is gonna be a long tale !	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
4611	And you won’t believe what Kathy did next! It’s not okay - it’s the PTA for God’s sake!	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
4612	I told you we were going to be having dinner with Edyth and Roswell tonight.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
4613	You might try Pepto-Bismol.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
4614	'Cannibalism? No, never heard that word, what's that?	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
4615	I thought you said "catch a piggy" by the tail.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
4616	I knew it wasn't playing dead.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
4617	What would you like for dessert?	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
4618	You ate my mother?	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
4619	I didn’t see a post-it with your name on it	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
4620	I promise I didn’t eat your leftovers.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
4621	Don't be lion to me. You've deviated from our diet plan!	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
4622	"I couldn't take any more full English breakfast."	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
4623	Oh Rats, you caught me snacking before supporter	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
4624	'How could inviting a lion over for a pork-chop dinner ever go wrong?' you asked me.	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
4625	Tell Larry to find a better hiding place"	1.1275	0.04103	102	92	7	3
4626	You should really think about keto…	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
4627	Did you pick up milk?	1.1273	0.03444	110	94	16	0
4628	Armadillo	1.1273	0.03444	110	97	12	1
4629	Uh, too much red meat isn't good for you, you know...	1.1273	0.03192	110	96	14	0
4630	Intermittent fasting and keto,interesting choice!	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
4631	Awimbawe, awimbawe, awimbawe, awimbawe...	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
4632	Fulfilling, isn't it, reaching the tail end of a meal.	1.1273	0.03444	110	97	12	1
4633	Your Keto diet is getting out of control, Carl.	1.1271	0.03306	118	104	13	1
4634	The McDonald’s was closed so I went straight to the source	1.1271	0.03719	118	106	9	3
4635	I told you it's not halloween yet, you can drop the hat costume already.	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4636	Burp. "Eww! Excuse you!"	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
4637	I won't do that with you and don't pretend like you didn't steal that from Lady and the Tramp	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
4638	I like a small snack before meditation.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
4639	Is that a lion in your belly, or are you just happy to see me?	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
4640	Did you happen to see my wife? She was here a few minutes ago!” Jeff Manly Toronto, Ont	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
4641	I never seem to save room for dessert.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
4642	Thatone tips the scales.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
4643	Hey, you said you'd share!	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
4644	I don't think that Paleo Diet is really working for you.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
4645	Fancy meeting YOU here.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
4646	No, I haven't seen Buddy, but don't you think I'm more your type?	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
4647	Do you think that this is going to ruin my girlish figure!	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
4648	I thought you'd wait for me for dinner. You didn't even leave me the leftover	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
4649	I made the mistake of filling up on salad.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
4650	I'd go with Alka-Seltszer.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
4651	As I was saying, I really think she could use someone like him in her life...	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
4652	You’re such a snake, aren’t you?	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
4653	Adam, He said eat from the trees	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
4654	I don't think you can join the snaking party on the snaking plane	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
4655	You oughta wipe your lip there, buddy; got a little left over.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
4656	I heard you were on a diet is that true	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
4657	There is no possible way eating that was a good idea.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
4658	You ate a what? That's B.S.!	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
4659	I ask if you're hungry, you say no. I ask if you want me to bring you anything, you say no. I get some food for myself and YOU ate it.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
4660	Umm ... Honey! I only managed to get a hold of the pig's tail and I was just bringing it safely for you!	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
4661	No, it i-th my toungue. th-ee. hi-ththththth.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
4662	An entire cow, huh? Well done" "No, it's still alive	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
4663	Phil you know you’re lactose intolerant. You’re going to regret this	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
4664	What did I tell you Harold!?! Entering the New Yorkers caption contest is a waste of your skills and time. Why are you engaging with these sons of bitches?!?	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
4665	How is the new diet working!?	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
4666	No,you can't have dibs.	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
4667	Not that tasty, but very full-filling!	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
4668	You know Carl…you’ve really put on some weight	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
4669	…he’s irreverent, his clothing is trash, and he wants to be the next Trump. Desantis? Nope.	1.1262	0.04065	103	93	7	3
4670	'Once when I was six years old I saw a magnificent picture in a book. It was a picture of a boa constrictor in the act of swallowing an animal'.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
4671	A nosh like that goes right to my hips.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4672	Once on the lips, forever on the whatever we call hips.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
4673	And remember son,always save the best part for last.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
4674	Gulped more than you could swallow again?	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
4675	I change my mind....Heads!	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4676	Tasty yes..but they are soooo fattening!	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
4677	Eating large meals like this, isn't good for you.	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
4678	Ssssssssssssssssssssssss	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
4679	Bro, what did you eat?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
4680	Your appetite was bigger than your stomach.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4681	I was impressed when you said you swallowed a giraffe, but now I see you're full of Bull.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
4682	You really pigged out last night, huh?	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
4683	So would you like one lump or two?	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4684	I was so hungry I thought I could swallow a camel	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
4685	Farm to reptile fresh. Delicious.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4686	I hate to say it Phil, but I believe you've become immoobilized.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
4687	No need to answer immediately, but does this mean it's true that there's a resurgence in nose to tail dining?	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
4688	So that was a BACTRIAN camel you ate	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
4689	I get it, you were hungry, but really George, you've just made a pig of yourself.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
4690	Want some tassel?	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4691	Is it a Rino in taste as well as name?	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
4692	Finish up! You are paying to much attention to detail.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4693	Marvin, I’m beginning to think you don’t take your diabetes seriously!	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
4694	Not it!	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4695	You might say this is a tail that tells itself…	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
4696	I was charmed at first but couldn't swallow the whole oil spiel #deathofasssssalesman	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
4697	That's okay, I wasn't hungry anyway.	1.1239	0.03585	113	101	10	2
4698	I'm going full OMAD.	1.1239	0.03585	113	101	10	2
4699	I should him who's 'King of the jungle!' " susan knickerbocker Whidbey Islan	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
4700	Are you gonna eat that whole thing?	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
4701	Holy cow! I knew you had a big mouth, but this takes the cake and way more!	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
4702	I see I'm interrupting the dessert course.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
4703	I get three hundred a night for it. Plus half the cleaning fee.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
4704	Sorry I couldn"t join you,but I keep Kosher	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
4705	You've been to the all-you-can-eat buffet, I see.	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
4706	I thought investors seeing "snakeskin tight" pet fashion would intimate its viability.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
4707	Maybe you should lighten up on the keto.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4708	The king of the jungle is now king of your belly.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4709	I honestly thought that meant we’d share the lion?	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4710	You thought I spoke in tongue to you. I am worth a ton; took years: one step is two humps to me.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4711	Let me guess. Asian noodles for lunch again just to look thin and curvy?	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4712	So now you think you are the king of the animal world?	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
4713	I hear you're doing DoorDash.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
4714	Can I see you dessert menu?	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4715	My mom told me not to talk to strangers	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
4716	Hmm. Show a leg. I need another clue on what you had for dinner.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4717	Too bad you had to load up on all that carcass first. The tail is the best part...	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
4718	You just ate a pig. How can you still be hungry	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4719	Oh oh, Ted. That is bull crap.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4720	That's taking the bull by the horns!	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
4721	You sure you haven't seen my leftovers?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4722	Are you saying the diet starts tomorrow?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4723	I heard that intolerance to certain foods leads to gas in the digestive system. Maybe that's why your stomach is growling.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
4724	But just one carb and I blow up like an anaconda	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4725	Big deal. How is he going to pay you now that you won	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4726	A fan of Antoine De Saint-Exupery, aren’t cha?	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
4727	Sharing is caring	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4728	The tail is always hardest to digest. The “tail” or the “tale?”	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4729	What happened to share and share alike?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4730	I’m for Prada’s newest collection	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
4731	I got a BLM exec trying to hideout in that exclusive tropical palatial estate .. they've installed a tropical bird habitat for a 'climate change' tax credit .. gotta love the elite corrupt woke giving us free range 'equity' of diet	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
4732	Have you seen Henry?	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
4733	Can I interest you in dessert?	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
4734	If I see him I’ll tell him you’re looking for him.	1.1235	0.04773	81	74	4	3
4735	I thought you were a pescatarian.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
4736	Oh please, swallowing the tail thing is totally passé. You just look like you have an eating disorder.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
4737	Maybe I shouldn't have eaten the whole thing...	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
4738	I thought it was a hat.	1.1226	0.03720	106	95	9	2
4739	Well, it was just a little camel.	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
4740	OK, now where's the witch?	1.1226	0.03720	106	95	9	2
4741	Wince when do you eat asparagus?	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
4742	Impossible! You're lyin'	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
4743	Is that a rodent in your gullet or are you just happy to see me?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
4744	Keep me posted.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
4745	That lion you just ate, tested positive for Covid...Just letting you know.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
4746	Oh,Fine! I guess SOME things you swallow,and others you spit.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
4747	It's not a dog. Never mind.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
4748	Don't worry, you will not explode if you take another bite.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
4749	You didn't save room for dessert.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
4750	Thanks. I'm good.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
4751	Is that on your diet?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
4752	I'm posing for this book later.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
4753	Heartburn often entails strange consequences.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4754	I read that dogs supply a lot of selenium and zinc — so you know what you're doing, Pete.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4755	That reminds me, your brother's coming over for dinner.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4756	Well, practicing with saltines just wasn’t fun anymore	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4757	This one may be a good catch, for the collection!	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
4758	That's the end of 'hakuna-matata' for the rest of your life.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4759	I forgot about our Atera reservations next Friday, I really should've waited.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
4760	I know, right? Can you believe this place just lost a Michelin star?	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
4761	Apparently it’s hypothyroidism	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
4762	Try Rolaids, that always cures my indigestion.	1.1215	0.03173	107	94	13	0
4763	I told you I couldn't possibly be the father.	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
4764	So my plant based diet is going okay.	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
4765	I tipped it on its side when it was sleeping -- the rest was easy.	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
4766	I'm into snout to tail menu development.	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
4767	Wait—was your daddy a camel?	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
4768	I thought you told me not to bite off more than I can chew	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
4769	Looks like I caught you at the tail end of a helluva story	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
4770	So, not a chimpanzee? How about a giraffe?	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
4771	Small bites, George	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
4772	Um…. I think you need to get that hairy tongue looked at.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
4773	Hot barbecue?	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
4774	These new implants from the Beverly Hills surgeon just feel more natural-looking to me, right?	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
4775	Sure, they taste good, but those things will give you a furry tongue.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
4776	Have you seen Elsie today	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
4777	All hail to the new King.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
4778	Hey, you want to go for a swim? Oh.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
4779	Your diet is abhorrent.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
4780	Dave, you just ate the new star for the Lion King reboot.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
4781	Bad news, Jake, your stomach is on the bottom.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
4782	Honey, this was on sale.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
4783	Did you happen to eat the last slice of deer that I had saved for my dinner?" "Uhh..no.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
4784	I see you’ve moved on from Keto to the Whole30 movement.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
4785	Ralph! Did you eat the snacks I set out for the Mah-jongg party again?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4786	Oohhh geez, I thought that 'Hogwarts' stuff was just a story for snooty kids. But maaaan, the hog part was great!	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
4787	I couldn't decide between the chicken or the egg.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4788	Tasted like Burger King meets Lion King.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
4789	My eyes are bigger than my mouth.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4790	How 'bout next time you skip the buffet?	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
4791	These appetizers are really filling!	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4792	Did you first present a charming show?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4793	Ferdinandzzz smelzz lastsss flowerzz	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
4794	If you’re going to eat my lion, you could at least eat the whole thing and not taunt me.	1.1204	0.03884	108	98	7	3
4795	You promised you would be a vegan	1.1204	0.03146	108	95	13	0
4796	Chew your food, Howard, like your mom taught you.	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
4797	Yes, I prefer the two-humpers. You can have the singles.	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
4798	That's what you get for such a big yawn!	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
4799	Frank? Haven't seen him.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
4800	You don't look well. What on earth made you go vegan?	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
4801	Nah, nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, good bye	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
4802	I knew I’d regret stopping at McDonald’s	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
4803	Yes you are a snake in the grass but don’t let that affect your self esteem.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
4804	I thought you said you were giving up beef to save the planet.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
4805	This whole "nose to tail" eating thing is a little much, don't you think?	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
4806	How many times have I told you to chew ten times before swallowing?	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
4807	That display of gluttony is udderly amazing!	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
4808	I've got PEPTO BISMOL at my rock if you need it. And if you wanna extract it, I got a come-along we can attach to the tail.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
4809	‘ they say the camera puts on 10 pounds’	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
4810	I know your dietitian told you 'you are what you eat', but I think you are taking this a bit too literal...	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
4811	how could tempt Eve if you're not even following a proper Kosher diet?	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
4812	It's not that I ate all your dinner. It is a live-performance of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4813	I prefer barbecue sauce to catsup	1.1196	0.04328	92	84	5	3
4814	No, I didn't say your eyes were bigger than your stomach.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
4815	Where did you find the elephant?	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
4816	Do you eat fish oil for your buffalo lattice piecrust?	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4817	You know you ALWAYS eat too much too fast when you get a craving for steak!	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
4818	You should really chew your food 32 times before swallowing.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4819	Did you forget about our plan for dinner tonight at the swamp?	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
4820	So nice of you to share.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
4821	I really wish I wasn’t lactose intolerant	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4822	I prefer aardvark, but lion cub is okay. Want to share? Slide into my butt and start from the other end. This is really doing a number on my spine, by the way. Hey, what's different about you? Oh, you forgot to put in your dentures. Funny! Burrrrrp!	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
4823	What happened to the forked tongue?	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
4824	Don't worry, I won't grab your tiger by the tail.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
4825	I need a Tums!	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
4826	This whole vegan thing was your idea, not mine.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
4827	Another hour for the tail.............	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
4828	I told him his shoes were untied, he looked down, and then Whammo!	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
4829	So - you finally caught the cow car. Congrats!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
4830	Looks like you’ve got a lion by the tail!!!	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
4831	I regurgitated that for a late-night snack, what the heck!?	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
4832	It's not kosher!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
4833	You're a great provider. Give me a goodnight hiss.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
4834	It started with one bite, but it got out of hand	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
4835	I’m on an all cat diet	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
4836	I ain't lyin'; I ate a lion. Do you have any bicarb on you?	1.1188	0.03236	101	89	12	0
4837	I know it's not polite to talk with your mouth full, but what's for dinner ?"	1.1188	0.03236	101	89	12	0
4838	I didn't realize Air B&B had gone this far	1.1188	0.03236	101	89	12	0
4839	Y' said y' were so hungry y' could eat a horse..looks like y' did!	1.1188	0.03236	101	89	12	0
4840	I thought it said buffalo wings not buffaloes	1.1188	0.03236	101	89	12	0
4841	Unfortunately, I forgot the salt and pepper.	1.1188	0.03799	101	91	8	2
4842	And you decide to tell me that Sally is coming after I ate the whole pig? You're the worst slither-man ever.	1.1188	0.03236	101	89	12	0
4843	How many times have I asked you to digest with your mouth closed?	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
4844	What did it taste like... well, not chicken!	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
4845	Make sure you eat all of the tail, it will help you see in the dark!	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
4846	That high protein diet isn’t really working for you.	1.1186	0.02990	118	104	14	0
4847	You’ll get a stomachache if you swallow it like that!	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4848	It’s a good way to eliminate greenhouse gasses—don’t you think	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
4849	Screw the financial markets. I'm keeping it all in my piggybank.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
4850	Once I stopped lion.I stopped blooming' out.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4851	Psssssst! Did you save room for dessert?	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4852	What was his name?	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4853	That’s not what I meant when I said to watch your beef intake. Harlow De La Rocha San Jose, CA	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4854	I tried juicing, but there was just too much prep.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4855	Ok, but you know what they say: a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the vertebrae.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4856	It's a light ssssssssssssupper!	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
4857	It went well with Lyonnaise potatoes	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
4858	Are you doing keto, Dale? Well, I am doing Lion.	1.1176	0.04013	102	93	6	3
4859	I feel like I ate a cow!	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
4860	I don't know how...	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
4861	Yes. He was a camel tiger.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
4862	Are you sure you haven't seen that friendly armadillo that usually shows up around this time?	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
4863	I swear I’m still vegan, I’m just keeping him warm.	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
4864	Did you have Sunday Brunch at 'Whole Pigs Are Us' again?"	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
4865	Uu old e u ere on a iet	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
4866	I really need to go on a diet.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
4867	Eating animals that only eat plants doesn't count as being vegan.	1.1176	0.03197	119	106	12	1
4868	You forgot: Tails go in first	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
4869	I THOUGHT THAT PUB WAS SMALL PLATES ONLY?	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
4870	Sorry, I won't be able to meet you for lunch later.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
4871	How 'bout I venomo you for 30% of that?	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
4872	Yes, I'm a hat.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
4873	I already told you, I did not eat your snack!	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
4874	Just because you're starting your diet on Monday, you don't have to over do it today.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4875	Have you seen Jeff?	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4876	My eyes were too big for my stomach.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4877	Ii swallowed a porcupine and I can’t believe I sealed the whole thing!	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4878	Honestly, Jason, how many times have I told you to slow down and swallow your food thoroughly?	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
4879	I see you saved room for the oxtail and kidney pudding for dessert.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
4880	I can't believe I ate the whole cat.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
4881	You always have to be such a snake in the grass,Harold.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4882	It's keto.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4883	I thought we were sharing a burrito before heading back to the office.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4884	I can’t take any more of your BS.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
4885	A telltale sign? Hubby you bit more than you can can chew	1.1165	0.03728	103	93	8	2
4886	I can tell you have a rich inner life.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
4887	I don't care if you're vegan, it was delicious.	1.1165	0.03728	103	93	8	2
4888	I’ll take a rain check for lunch. How are you for a year from today?	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
4889	Take the tail, I'm getting bored trying to swallow it.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
4890	You have the heart of a lion.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4891	I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t give you a refund. You ate the whole thing.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
4892	You really need to crew your food more before swallowing.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
4893	You should've swallowed the tail end first.	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
4894	That’ll be $34.86, and how will you be paying?	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4895	I hope that's keto	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4896	Can I get you a little horseradish sauce to go with that?	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4897	Parcel? What parcel?	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4898	They told me it was an issue with the supply chain.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4899	Let me guess? A hat?	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
4900	How can you stand to eat the same thing for lunch every day?	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
4901	Georges where's the calf that was form us" "Don't ask me Sam	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4902	How about, at least, sharing a piece of tail?	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
4903	Did you take my lunch?" "Idk there was no name on it	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
4904	I was going to invite you to dinner but I see you've already eaten.	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
4905	I was hoping we could slither around and look for something to nibble on, but I guess that's not going to happen.	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
4906	It's better with buffalo sauce	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
4907	If you're not going to finish that. . .	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
4908	It's always that last bit that's hard to swallow.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4909	It defeats the purpose of intermittent fasting!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4910	That's not a toaster. So what is it?	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
4911	Are you on the keto diet?	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
4912	It'll take you months to digest and until then we are stuck here.	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
4913	Can you throw up when the bear comes and eat the bear instead.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
4914	They say you are what you eat, after all…	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
4915	You really should watch your late-night snacking.	1.1150	0.03015	113	100	13	0
4916	I thought you were going vegan.	1.1150	0.03500	113	102	9	2
4917	aedhueaihu aeuieau dxcjb wuuiwaui	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4918	Everything I eat just goes to my hips	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4919	I'm sorry, we're all out of laxatives.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4920	That's what you get for taking the bull by the horns." John and Niva Anderson Decorah, Iow	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4921	You know you should avoid snacks between meals.	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4922	Moooove it buddy. Get off the trail. .	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4923	You speak with a slithering forked tongue.	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
4924	How did you actually get your mouth around that?	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4925	Surprisingly, not filling.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
4926	Harvey, How many times do I have to tell you, those muskrats make you look bloated.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4927	You should try the special at the Mammal Barbeque!	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
4928	I'm sorry...I don't French Kiss on the first date.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
4929	Shame on you for thriving during Covid	1.1146	0.04154	96	88	5	3
4930	You do realize that whole boar is gonna bore a hole in you.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4931	Your hips really don't lie, do they?	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4932	Mom says it's impolite to talk with a mouthful of food!	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
4933	Snake eats a lion? I know, it's hard to believe.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4934	You're licking your chops...it must have been very tasty!	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
4935	I told you I don't date other snakes, Daryl. And try as you might - you aren't what what you eat.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4936	The tail's unnecessary. I knew you weren't a hat.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
4937	Dad, I feel safer knowing you're an overeater.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4938	I heard you have a wild tale to share	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4939	I’ll be fine, I saw this in a book!	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
4940	Scar told me he was having a special guest for dinner.	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
4941	What? No, I didn't start without you.	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
4942	Do you have any idea how many times the daily content of fat you just consumed?	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4943	So tell me. What's eating you	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4944	bit off more than you could chew?	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4945	And you didn't even share?!	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
4946	Sorry,I haven't seen your UberEats delivery. Maybe try contacting the app?	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
4947	Is there another one for me?	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
4948	You said you would share. I wanted some cat too	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
4949	You know there are better ways of cutting costs,right?	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
4950	Humans aren't that good to eat, they don't digest well!	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
4951	I told ya. Sky’s the limit.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
4952	How many times do I have to tell you, do not to talk with food in your mouth.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
4953	You know what,you're lyin' .	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
4954	Humphrey dear, I said I could use a good LAUGH...	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
4955	It is no surprise your tongue looks funny!	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
4956	Do you have any Alka Seltzer? I have indigestion	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
4957	I feel so much better than that I've gone vegan	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
4958	Link in bio for my other keto friendly recipes	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
4959	Would you like to enjoy the tail Mr. 3rd World?	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
4960	They say you are what you eat. Is that why snakes are always lion?	1.1132	0.03370	106	95	10	1
4961	Back on keto?	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
4962	I told you to "wear a mask"!	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4963	Congratulations, but whatever that is, it makes you look gluttonous.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4964	Warthog?	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
4965	I'm so stuffed. I don't think I can finish dessert.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
4966	You know, the weight flies off when you practice portion control.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
4967	That's a lot of soup!	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
4968	Full boar selfish!	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
4969	Yeah, you’re pretty smug now, but wait until the agita sets in.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
4970	I see you're wearing the new Balenciaga collection.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
4971	I’m on a paleo diet	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
4972	I’m on the new one meal a day diet - so I typically eat more than I should.	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
4973	Are you my Mother???	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
4974	The bathroom will be waiting for you after that one	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
4975	If you think that's a snack, you're full of bull.	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
4976	If you have any room for dessert, Eve has a luscious apple core for you.	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
4977	That’s not what I meant when I said the Wilsons were coming for dinner!	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
4978	No,Bob,you are not what you eat and I will not be calling you	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
4979	Here you come again	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
4980	Your wisdom is self-evident. You pigged out by pigging in.	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
4981	But what do you think Hakuna Matata meant?	1.1121	0.03065	107	95	12	0
4982	If you keep eating like this, you're going to end up with a boar belly.	1.1121	0.03065	107	95	12	0
4983	Saving is one thing. But it all comes down to liquidity.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
4984	Chew with your mouth closed Malcom	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4985	I prefer tail first, so I can hear their last gasps for air.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
4986	I thought you said you were going kosher.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
4987	Burr-MOO-rrp	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
4988	Try an antacid	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
4989	Too much government pork from that socialist Biden.	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
4990	Well, I heard about an old lady who swallowed one of these... turns out, that was a load of bull.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4991	That's quite a tongue you've got, could you put it in my mouth?	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
4992	You don't chew much, do you?	1.1111	0.04281	99	92	3	4
4993	I know you're lyin'	1.1111	0.04033	99	91	5	3
4994	Say again. I can't understand you.	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
4995	The story was good,but the tail told it all	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
4996	Looks like your eyes were bigger than your stomach.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
4997	Come on; the tail is the best part.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
4998	Yikes. Did I forget to announce dinner again?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
4999	That’s why I stick to cannibalism.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
5000	How many times have I told you to implement portion control?	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5001	So you went ahead with the body modification idea	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5002	I've got indigestion like you'd never believe!	1.1102	0.02895	118	105	13	0
5003	How's keto working for you ?	1.1101	0.03282	109	98	10	1
5004	This is a cautionary message to always share: Due to the rising cost of living. Larry suffered all night long from indigestion and heartburn. Antacids were not in their monthly budget.	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
5005	You're gonna wish you never ate that if someone starts playing the "Rawhide" theme song.	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
5006	I been told you had a cow. I had know idea you ate one!	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
5007	There was this lonely cow in the pasture and I ugh! gorged, and then this guy by the name of Adam comes along and starts mumbling something about the sin of eating a bite of apple. Go figure	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5008	I thought you preferred goat's milk!	1.1099	0.04265	91	84	4	3
5009	Well, we got the papa bear and baby bear…,Now we just need the mama and this meal will be complete!”	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
5010	Ready or not, here I come!	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5011	I just got fed up with being bullied!	1.1099	0.03969	91	83	6	2
5012	I still remember all those years of hearing, “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” Turns out …. bad idea. Especially if all you can do is crawl.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5013	We were so ahead of the trend. Now everyone is talking about nose to tail eating.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5014	It's the constant microaggressions that really bother me.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5015	So that’s why they call you the G.O.A.T	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
5016	Got tired of not mentioning the elephant in the room?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5017	Nah bro I haven’t seen Your Mom, why do you ask?	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
5018	Come on baby light my fire!	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5019	I thought you said you ate earlier!	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5020	Your just a selfish snake in the grass. I want a divorce!	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
5021	What do you mean you’re still hungry?	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5022	You were supposed to swallow an elephant. That looks nothing like a hat.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
5023	Saving the tail for last is actually good for the floss.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
5024	It's honestly cheaper buying alternative meats these days.	1.1091	0.03500	110	100	8	2
5025	Arriba, arriba…andale, andale? That’s a new one.	1.1091	0.03500	110	100	8	2
5026	You've gained weight again, go back to the Gym now!	1.1091	0.03253	110	99	10	1
5027	Sometimes my stomach is bigger than my eyes	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
5028	I am sorry that you have got the hump.	1.1089	0.03115	101	90	11	0
5029	I told you to keep your mouth shut while you are sleeping.	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
5030	What do I do now? I took the bull by the horns, but Ferdinand wants out.	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
5031	You swallowed the whole thing? That's a bunch of bull.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5032	I know the species has evolved but I think we are still better off.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
5033	Boy, did I make a pig of myself	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5034	For how long have you been keeping kosher?	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5035	I thought you gave up beef	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5036	And your plan if the tail wags the dog?	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
5037	How many times have I told you not to stuff your mouth?	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5038	Did you remember to put an apple in his mouth?	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5039	Yu told me that you were just going to have a snack.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5040	I guess you’re not rooting for the Arkansas Razorbacks!	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
5041	Too much turkey	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5042	Oh, I get it, it’s a hat.” captio	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
5043	I knew that overbite would get you in trouble one day.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5044	Again you’re late for dinner! When will you learn	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
5045	Not appropriate for the father of my children	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5046	-“Ssssssssssss?” -“Sssssss.”	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
5047	Just as they say the lion shall lie down within the snake's gullet.	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
5048	And you say it only took one of the smaller packages of kitty treats?	1.1078	0.03662	102	93	7	2
5049	No, we cannot have a pig roast.	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
5050	Seriously Bill, you should try AirBnB. I’m booked out for the whole summer	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
5051	Wait til Pa finds out you got caught lion.”	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5052	You're so stuffed you can only stick your tongue out. It looks like I'll be eating you.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
5053	I see you can’t give up meat, can you Sid?	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5054	The baby rhinos around here taste like chicken.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5055	If you’re not going to finish your food, you’re not going to get any dessert.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
5056	If you can’t beat them, eat them.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
5057	Do you wanna grab a bite?	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
5058	So where are your wings ??	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5059	I’m so embarrassed by my food baby	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
5060	I was going to invite you for Thanksgiving dinner, but . . .	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5061	Mine is bigger than yours!	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5062	That Lady and the Tramp thing is tougher than I thought.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5063	You said you're a vegan.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5064	Unfortunately, the rhino's end is in sight.	1.1068	0.03628	103	94	7	2
5065	You've definitely spoiled your supper.	1.1068	0.03628	103	94	7	2
5066	I got a Mickey!	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
5067	It's fine. They're gluten free lions.	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
5068	Trefe! And during Passover, no less!	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
5069	I thought you said it was a bear market?	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
5070	I thought you went vegan?” “I did.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
5071	You look different Phill -Yeah, I’m on Keto now. No carbs, just protein.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
5072	Yeah, I don’t know Phil. Lately, I’m finding your antics one big Boar…	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
5073	Don’t you think it’s time to let the cat out of the bag?	1.1062	0.02911	113	101	12	0
5074	Don’t worry…I saved some room for dessert”	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5075	Well, Happy New Year to you too!	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5076	I have to wait 30 minutes before I jump in .	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5077	Lion shmlion, I've been itching to get even with Trump for his snarky recitation of "The Snake" two years ago.	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5078	I warned you to always chew before you swallow.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
5079	Bingo! The Little Prince is indeed my most favourite book.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5080	You're the only guy I know who is going to get eaten from the inside out.	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
5081	Jesus Boris, they said not to storm the supermarket!	1.1058	0.03030	104	93	11	0
5082	Grab ‘‘em by the horns works. Who knew.	1.1058	0.03594	104	95	7	2
5083	Sweater Weather	1.1058	0.03030	104	93	11	0
5084	I hate getting a little horse.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5085	Can I have the tail?	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5086	OK Boomer, how about a different analogy?	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5087	Sammy! What were you eating?!	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5088	Don't you think you'll get sick on too much protein?	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5089	Smaller bites!	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5090	Is that a tiger in your tank or top secret documents?	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
5091	The cow goes 'urk'	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
5092	It’s an elephant.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5093	Dear son, You seem to exhibit NO understanding vis-a-vis my facial gestures." myoken@umassd.ed	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5094	So, how's your vegan diet going?	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5095	You have a really good appetite but you haven’t left room for desert.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5096	I’m a beast for halloween this year	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5097	No fair, Mom said we were supposed to share.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5098	Take this you shrimp alligator	1.1048	0.03294	105	95	9	1
5099	ARE YOU MY DAD!	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5100	It’s called the hibernation diet.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5101	I do NOT have a furry tongue! It’ s a tail!	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5102	Early snake gets the mouse.	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
5103	Oh! There will be turmoil in the Royal ranks!	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
5104	Hey John it's time to put that communication degree to use	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
5105	Next trick, the illusion of more leg room.	1.1043	0.02863	115	103	12	0
5106	Is that buffalo plaid you’re wearing?	1.1043	0.02863	115	103	12	0
5107	It’s time to store my swimsuit for winter.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
5108	You don't need a pick up line with that !!	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
5109	"Did you get carry out or get delivery?"	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
5110	This housing crisis is getting out of hand.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
5111	Good try... my divorce attorney will be suing for 50% of your poop when that comes out.	1.1040	0.02967	125	113	11	1
5112	That's a heck of a case of hairy tongue you have there. Try brushing more often.	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
5113	I brought dessert. #NewYorkerCaptionContest	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
5114	Caught it nappin’	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
5115	Cow of a thing… and it won’t get you into a book like Le Petit Prince!	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
5116	Ssssssooooo, I guessssss you’re notable vegan anymore.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5117	Now I understand why they call you Rocky Bal-boa.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5118	Don't tell me you ate the last buffalo again!	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5119	Save that for” pin the tail on the donkey”.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
5120	So, that's why there's a bear market?	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5121	cow print is in, you know	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5122	Yes, keto bacon wrapped served dipping sauce	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
5123	Awimoweh, awimoweh, awimoweh, I can't get the blasted tune out of my head!	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
5124	Patience! I will have a warm meal for you shortly.	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
5125	Light my fire Lizard King! It's time to have little lizards!	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
5126	If I told you once I told you a thousand times, your eyes are bigger than your stomach. Now you have a tail for a tongue.	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
5127	That is s-s-s-s-so good- I've always loved your camel impersonation	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
5128	That's what I admire about you, Wiggles, you're ambitious. But, that's a tail for another day.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5129	George! How many times have I told you to NOT swallow the mail carrier until AFTER the little red flag is up!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5130	he was just lion around so I made a move	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5131	C'mon, dude, that's just a lot of bull.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5132	If you cannot beat them, join them.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5133	You never leave room for desert.	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5134	Aww, come on and share---you said those campers were such easy picks, so, come on, dude....	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
5135	I found a pack of them when I was transferring from the F to the 1 at 42nd street.	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5136	Tramp, I thought you ordered spaghetti.	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5137	So that's nose to tail eating!	1.1019	0.03206	108	98	9	1
5138	I love your new shapewear!	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5139	I knew you'd do anything to increase the size of your spots.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
5140	Nice! Thought it was fake news that you caught him under his wall!!	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5141	HA! I knew you weren't a Vegan! Your Vegan podcast is a fraud! You've been lying to us for years!	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5142	….I prefer a little lick here and there, instead of the typical BIG meal once a week!	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5143	You're going to be here a while. Enjoy your digestion.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5144	Met my mother and really need a Alka Snaker now.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
5145	In retrospect,I should have skipped the appetizer.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5146	I needed the calories after a long slither	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5147	'I am rehearsing for a 'Little Prince' play. We compromised on a boar 🐗. Elephants are all too exotic!'	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
5148	Honestly? I’d say you’re just a little out of shape.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
5149	You’re a real snake in the grass! That’s the second time in the last six months that you ate the last piece.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
5150	C'mon, just one more bite. I know you can do it. Then you wont have to eat for at least a week.	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
5151	When you swallow your mistress whole because Karen came home early.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
5152	Did you eat a horse?	1.1010	0.03659	99	91	6	2
5153	I love it when you dislocate your jaw like that.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
5154	I can't eat wit you; I just had a big meal.	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
5155	One good belch and you'll be all set there.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5156	Oh gosh! Kevin, I think you've made a pig mistake. Sss..Sss..Sss.	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
5157	I thought it was a bit more than you could chew.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5158	Hey Tod, what's that in your mouth?	1.1000	0.03624	100	92	6	2
5159	Nope, I haven't seen Mittens, but good luck finding her.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
5160	That's a weird tongue.	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
5161	I think I ate too much, my belly’s purring!	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5162	Your eyes must be bigger than your stomach.	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
5163	Yeah, Tomorrow is my cheat day."	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
5164	Looks like enough to share	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5165	Alright mike, enough of your bullshit	1.1000	0.02873	110	99	11	0
5166	Doesn’t look like you’ve converted to veganism to me	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
5167	Have you considered integrating probiotics to improve your gut microbiome health?	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5168	I killed my wife.	1.0991	0.03610	111	103	5	3
5169	"King of the Jungle" Ha, more like " King of the Gut"	1.0990	0.03589	101	93	6	2
5170	What if it's only up to Life Eight?	1.0990	0.02987	101	91	10	0
5171	Is this your solution when 30-50 run in?	1.0990	0.03589	101	93	6	2
5172	Does this meal make me look fat?	1.0990	0.03589	101	93	6	2
5173	I didn't have room in my flat for a sofa so I thought a love seat might do.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
5174	Wish we snakes would evolve so we could share meals.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
5175	What's the Fed?	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
5176	I hakuna magothim!	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
5177	But honey, I just cooked you dinner!…	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
5178	Ever since I started this low carb high protein diet, I’ve never felt better	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
5179	You could have tell me you didn't like me anymore	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
5180	So much for share and share alike	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5181	Just getting my protein fix!	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5182	Of course, you can believe me - I only tell the truth.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5183	I’d spit ‘em out, but I don’t think there are lions in the Amazon.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5184	You had to do it. The Kardashian comment was below the belt.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5185	You're carrying a few extra pounds.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5186	Ralph, the saying is, ‘The Cat that Ate the Canary,’ not ‘The Snake that Ate the Hippo.’	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5187	Where did they teach you to do that -- Hogwarts?	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5188	You should just put the tail in the organics bin.	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
5189	No thanks, inflation gives me gas.	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
5190	Oh, good. I already canceled our reservations anyway.	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
5191	Now how are we going to start a family?	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
5192	You won't believe what I just ate? Sue Dace, St. Louis, MO	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5193	Buffille.	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5194	Is that a rat in your stomach, or are you glad to see me?	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5195	Are you sure you haven't seen my baby pet rhino?	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5196	So eating ass is having a comeback?	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
5197	« I said « Poutine » not « routine »!!!	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5198	Not another Tik Tok challenge!	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
5199	one can pretend but there is always something that gives away	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
5200	Honey I told you,we have leftovers at home..	1.0971	0.03240	103	94	8	1
5201	Nowhere to hide its tail	1.0971	0.03522	103	95	6	2
5202	according to the pokedex, if the flame goes out, they die	1.0971	0.02932	103	93	10	0
5203	Did you ever get a ‘thank you’ note from the gazelle?	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
5204	It appears your stomach is every bit as big as your eyes!	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
5205	What'chu got in your stomach, a lion?	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
5206	I’ll just grab some fast food on the way home.	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
5207	the breads delicious here…	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
5208	It looks like you’re happy to see me!	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5209	buffalo? I don't see no buffalo!	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5210	I see your GERD is acting up again.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
5211	My lunch clearly had my name branded on it.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5212	Angie, come on! You've been cheating on our no-bull diet.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5213	Aw C'mon, Larry! It's so obvious that you're just BSing me right now.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
5214	I though he was a rooster and that this would be my after-dinner cocktail.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
5215	Jerry, there are no cheat days in veganism. You’re not Kim K	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
5216	You can see I’m a much better viper, so it would behoove you to be vituperative.	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
5217	Any tips for a vegan?	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
5218	We know you’ve had to weather a lot this year, but the holiday season is a crucial time for us to make our numbers.	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
5219	I thought dinner was delicious. How about you?	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5220	Quite a stretch. As a non-venomous snake who wants to be milked, you didn't have many alternatives.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5221	Do you have room for dessert? I made a pie.	1.0952	0.02878	105	95	10	0
5222	whoopsy daisy! well I'll be darned! hotter than a cat on a tin roof! busier than a cat covering up! colder than a whitch's tit in a brass bra!	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5223	It’s called nose-to-tail dining.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
5224	Did I mention I’m doing keto?	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5225	You promised you’d try to get rid of your boar belly!	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
5226	Distraction is not a defense mechanism. It's forfeiture.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
5227	Dude, that diet doesn't work	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
5228	I thought you were going on a diet!	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
5229	I still don't get the reference Lady, which app did you say it was streaming on?	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
5230	A french pilot said my hat was poor TAILoring	1.0943	0.03425	106	98	6	2
5231	You complain about my cooking but you'll eat that garbage?!	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
5232	I hope it's worth the heartburn and indigestion.	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
5233	I was concerned about his predation on song birds.	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
5234	Pig? unna Goat? unna	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
5235	I’m inside my fasting window	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
5236	You are a snake in the grass!	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
5237	Ttttthhhhhhhhhh.	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
5238	You snake in the grass; I bet you couldn’t even eat a pea.” Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
5239	Don’t tell me it’s another “boar-ing” tale	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
5240	do you want to be next?	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
5241	Wow that’s crazy…but who won?	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
5242	Do you have the stomach to give constructor feedback to others?	1.0924	0.02666	119	108	11	0
5243	Lions are forever." -- --Leo Sacks,Sunnyside,N	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5244	Yum,desert!	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
5245	Elephant wouldn’t have been my first guess either!	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
5246	There's no cell service here.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
5247	Looks like Eeyore would rather hide than have a turn at being It in Hide and Seek."	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
5248	From now on you're name is Blackstone!	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
5249	Frank you know you need to lower your gnuclose level	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
5250	Jerry we need to adress your addiction to elephants…	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
5251	Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
5252	You've got somrhing stuck on your front tooth.	1.0918	0.03579	98	91	5	2
5253	Where you hoping for medium rare?	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
5254	You're right, Lenny, nothing comes close to having a good rare piece of beef!	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
5255	Does this chipmunk make my butt look too big?	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
5256	Phew. That was a lot of bull at one time!	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
5257	Now you have proof how big it was isn't just a tall tail.	1.0917	0.02778	109	99	10	0
5258	Did you make a hog of yourself?	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
5259	You invited me to dinner and that's all you're offering me?	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
5260	I'd suggest a large glass of Eno.	1.0909	0.03240	99	91	7	1
5261	Think a leopard will change your spots?	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
5262	If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times to cut your meat! Don't come crying to me when you can't get to sleep.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5263	Mmm…kind of like chicken.	1.0909	0.03240	99	91	7	1
5264	I prefer my bacon crispy.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
5265	Pumbaa was much harder to swallow than Timon!	1.0909	0.03240	99	91	7	1
5266	No, I have not seen you rabbit friend Jack. Why do you feel the need to aks me?	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
5267	I'm still vegan too, but usually I have fish on my cheat day.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
5268	Next time try a warthog instead of a rhino"	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
5269	No sweetheart; please finish your mail. It's a sin to waste food.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
5270	I can’t trust anyone who speaks with a fork tongue.	1.0891	0.02849	101	92	9	0
5271	You owe me some catch—cough it up!	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
5272	I told you I was saving that for when George and Barbara come over on Friday.	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
5273	How many times have I asked you not to slurp your buffalo	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
5274	I’ve been noticing some blood in my stool. Do you think I should get a colonoscopy?	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
5275	I am required by law to warn you that I am a Karate Master	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
5276	All you have to do is go to the 42nd street station and you’ll find the biggest ones you’ve ever seen.”	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
5277	I just can't resist those buns...hun.	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
5278	When Mukbang Challenge gone wrong	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
5279	You have a swimming lesson in fifteen minutes!	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
5280	Great cuisine, but the last course repeats on you.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5281	Your “salad’s” tail is sticking out.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5282	'Man, your cloaca is toast..."	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
5283	You guys are sick, get a room	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
5284	And then they blamed us for the mess they were making of things.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
5285	Prepare yourself; Child support could last up to 50 years.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5286	If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, Sid, you’ve got to change your eating habits!	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5287	So you’re into cats now? Was it a good experience? I’m thinking about exploring small dogs.	1.0879	0.03714	91	85	4	2
5288	We've got a big night, Al--how are you doing to get into your tuxedo?	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5289	I'll believe my lion eyes.	1.0879	0.03714	91	85	4	2
5290	Ever heard of the oxtail snake eating bacteria?	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5291	You have not said a thing all night. Cat got your tongue?	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5292	''I'm telling you, Atkins is just a short-term solution.''	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5293	You have an upset stomach.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
5294	You do realize our 10 a.m. tee time just went down your throat?	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
5295	New Yorker caption people are running out of oxygen. Just like Biden.	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
5296	I'm telling you, you better hurry up and spit stout before it get mad!	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
5297	You know that's not what I meant when I called tails!" Gerry Broderick Milwaukee, W	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5298	It's time for dinner, but I can tail that you're still full from lunch.	1.0870	0.02914	115	106	8	1
5299	Crossssssssfit.	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
5300	i’m buying in bulk to cut costs	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
5301	hmmm eating more tall tails I see...	1.0865	0.03089	104	96	7	1
5302	Thanks for saving my favorite part! Jeffrey Kazaglis, Barrington, IL	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5303	You got a little something in your teeth" "Really, I don't remember having any spinach today.	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
5304	You are going to need preparation H when you try and go to the loo	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
5305	And you're saying he just"lost his keys"?	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
5306	Are you not feeling well? Your tongue does not look good at all.	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
5307	We were smart to buy in before the neighborhood was gentrified by the jackals.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5308	Keto? It ain’t workin’ dude.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5309	Fair trade lion tales are on sale! I can’t get enough of it.	1.0855	0.02866	117	108	8	1
5310	It's picture day and you have a little something in your teeth	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
5311	Dude! You promised we’d share	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
5312	I warned you about the air balls!	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
5313	So that's where the bull market went!	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
5314	I never said I didn't believe you about your jaw. I just meant what does that do for ME?	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
5315	I ate something big.	1.0849	0.03033	106	98	7	1
5316	OK, maybe the painter but why the paintbrush? My spots? Oh, no you're not	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5317	Have you seen my cat???	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5318	Here we see a depiction of fatphobia	1.0843	0.03911	83	78	3	2
5319	Just make sure you don’t go swimming for at least 15 minutes.	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5320	I became a ventriloquist.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5321	Dude who are you trying to impress, the little French dude is probably dead now.	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
5322	“you ate it all, no just a bit of it!”	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
5323	My Keto diet say all the meat I want, that's why	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
5324	Great. I guess I'll cancel our reservation at the Squirrel Inn tonight for dinner.	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
5325	I told you I'm soooooo good at eating pussy	1.0833	0.02978	108	100	7	1
5326	=YOU'll have one too when you grow up !!	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
5327	Borisssss!" (audible sssssigh) "For the UMPTEENTH time: when YOU asssssk ME - 'Headsssss or tailsssss love?????', for goodnesssss sssssake - give me TIME to choossssse!"	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
5328	Have you ever had cat for a meal?	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
5329	Yum! Bacon. My favorite food group.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5330	I knew this would go straight to my continuous network of hip-like structures.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5331	You didn’t write your name on it	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5332	Too bad that rat you ate had so much gas.	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
5333	Imagine a windy day on a lake. You sail effortlessly across the water ... and you've got a rudder - on both ends.	1.0825	0.03490	97	91	4	2
5334	You’ll take GERDer snake to a new level with that capture.	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
5335	Sometimes you’re such a bore.	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5336	O yeah! I'm hungry enough to eat a horse!	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
5337	That camel was a bite too much	1.0816	0.02780	98	90	8	0
5338	Look,it was a long trip ok?	1.0816	0.02780	98	90	8	0
5339	Not at all! It doesn't make your butt look big.	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
5340	My doctor told me that I have to reduce my ungulate intake.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
5341	You know, I was planning on serving that for dinner next month	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5342	Whose the king now? I told you I could take him!	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5343	You know a cleaner diet could really take the inches off your waist	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5344	I guess you got the tail end of the stick	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
5345	There's room in here for one more!	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5346	Sorry, I don't French Kiss on the first date	1.0808	0.02753	99	91	8	0
5347	You were supposed to leave some for me!	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5348	I didn't know that was your sign	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5349	As soon as I get the tail in, can you please tell The Little Prince that I am really just a hat?	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5350	Aw leave me alone. You eat me and you will explode.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5351	You're dressing up as a hat again?	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5352	And they think ‘snout to tail’ is so au courant	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5353	Hey, I'm really hungry. Any chance I can have a piece o' tail?	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5354	I am just stacking up for the rough times	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5355	Sorry, I'm having my semicolon.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5356	I can’t help you, Mike. We’ve fully discussed wants and needs.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
5357	I went to that new all you can eat buffalo	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
5358	Stop me before I get worse!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5359	I told you that was to be for dinner!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5360	I saw this once before, The poor dear had horrible stretch marks after she digested. She lost all her sleek beauty.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5361	Let me guess. We’re doing charades and this is the cat in the hat.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5362	So much for us tying that new place for dinner this week	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5363	I find it pairs well with a full-bodied venom.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5364	Didn't your parents teach you to share?	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5365	Hey, have you seen my Lion King stuffed toy?	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5366	I just had a gopher for lunch. You hungry?	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
5367	I always wanted to mimic that snake-hat in the Little Prince	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
5368	Bring on the Pepto-Bismol!	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5369	Have you seen my warthog homie, Steven, anywhere? He was supposed to meet me here an hour ago to sell me 100 tabs of acid.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
5370	Bovine methane isn't my issue ... but seriously, your tongue's on fire.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
5371	"My dad used to call that a 'follow swallow.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
5372	I passed on it because that hot sauce gives me heartburn.	1.0777	0.02650	103	95	8	0
5373	Not bad, it has a bit of a Canary after-taste though.	1.0777	0.02650	103	95	8	0
5374	cat, what cat?	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5375	You’ve hardly said anything. Cat got your tongue?	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5376	hey… you are my mom, you stupid bastard.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
5377	That is not what the grocery list meant by “dog chow.”	1.0762	0.02932	105	98	6	1
5378	And then there were two...	1.0761	0.03180	92	86	5	1
5379	In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
5380	I thought you said dinner was at six.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
5381	I'd be a lion of I said I think I've bitten off more than I could chew.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
5382	a flowery tail" ... John Keat	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
5383	So that's what "head to tail" cuisine looks like.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5384	When I said lets do A line I meant....	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5385	If you're not feeling too full, I imagine we have about twelve hours where you could help me paint my den...	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
5386	You really should cut down on the saturated fats.	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
5387	Mmm delicious…But I tell you girl—these rabbits go straight to my hips every time.	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
5388	YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MORE THAN AN ANTACID.	1.0737	0.03082	95	89	5	1
5389	Do I look good enough for you now?	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5390	Who's the king of the jungle now, heh heh?	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5391	If we're going to share, honey, you have to learn to take smaller bites.	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
5392	Innarested in a little tail t'night?	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5393	I am going to be here all day since I misjudged by two inches.	1.0722	0.02641	97	90	7	0
5394	Still got room for one more!	1.0722	0.03020	97	91	5	1
5395	I will turn one of you inI've already eaten.	1.0722	0.03020	97	91	5	1
5396	I am not a hat nor i swallowed an elephant.	1.0722	0.02641	97	90	7	0
5397	No wonder The Little Mermaid is such a teriffic tale; a snake can’t even digest its tail.	1.0722	0.02641	97	90	7	0
5398	Remember to chew your reptiles.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5399	I could never. You really have to be in the moment and I’m a label reader.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5400	I told you to curb your appetite!	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
5401	Well, well....That certainly changes it. How do you eat an ?? Answer: One bite.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5402	I'm wily everywhere except the dinner table.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
5403	Spare me the symbolism….are you trying to say this is the end?	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
5404	I can’t believe you’re not a vegan anymore!	1.0682	0.03539	88	84	2	2
5405	That's all well and good, but can you unhinge your BH?	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5406	It's the tail of the ham I had for lunch.	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
5407	I'm considering going vegan.	1.0674	0.03114	89	84	4	1
5408	I love your new tongue and turtle shell implants . . . you have to connect me with your plastic surgeon. (wicked vain snakes)	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
5409	Go on, take a quick bite, and wait. Things will happen."	1.0667	0.02795	105	99	5	1
5410	I wanted to ask you to the dance tomorrow night, but it looks like you're going to be busy for the next week.	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
5411	It's hard to be a closet eater.	1.0667	0.03080	90	85	4	1
5412	- And that was the last time Larry stuck his tongue out at the rodeo	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
5413	I thought your tail was at the other end.	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
5414	I have a sudden hankering for ox tail soup.	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
5415	It's St. Exupery. I caught him when he wasn't paying attention.	1.0652	0.03015	92	87	4	1
5416	What’s not to like about life as we know it?	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
5417	When you said trust in me...I didn't think it meant you were going to eat my cub sandwich.	1.0648	0.02380	108	101	7	0
5418	I’m about to go into a JonBenét coma! That’s like a turkey coma but I ate JonBenét Ramsey and that’s how she died.	1.0645	0.02983	93	88	4	1
5419	Thin : you know what ? Thick: what ? Thin: I think my diet's working.	1.0638	0.02535	94	88	6	0
5420	Bite the tail off, I’m starving; didn’t eat for weeks	1.0638	0.02535	94	88	6	0
5421	Wait let me guess your Halloween costume... Are you Pumba from The Lion King with a snake-skin coat?	1.0638	0.02535	94	88	6	0
5422	Most people think i look like a hat.	1.0638	0.02535	94	88	6	0
5423	I thought you were on the wagon. Sherie Neufeld Surbaugh@ku.edu	1.0636	0.02671	110	104	5	1
5424	You know that was a Tasmanian devil.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5425	Whoa! I see you have dinner for a few weeks! Having trouble swallowing?	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5426	These inflation rates have me cutting corners on my grocery shopping	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5427	I get the food is overpriced, but you don't need to sneak in a whole lion cub to watch The Lion King.	1.0625	0.02483	96	90	6	0
5428	Ever heard of hot sauce? Try it!	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
5429	Now I hope you finally grasp the deep meaning of the French dicton "avoir les yeux plus gros que le ventre"!	1.0610	0.03175	82	78	3	1
5430	His family's out for vengeance and they're hot on your trail. You better move fast.	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5431	On the plus side, it's now much easier to floss.	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5432	How can I still be attracted to you when you eat like that?	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5433	There was one last worry for the rest of their days.	1.0594	0.02364	101	95	6	0
5434	I can’t do lunch right now, but ask again in two weeks after I’ve digested this.	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
5435	Hey, have you seen George? Nope, do I have something in my teeth?	1.0588	0.02341	102	96	6	0
5436	Sorry you old snake in the grass, but you’ll never work THAT out your _ _ _ …l	1.0581	0.02538	86	81	5	0
5437	You are suppose to get inside the tent and eat them--not swallow the whole damned thing!	1.0577	0.02297	104	98	6	0
5438	Do You Like “Bumpy Cake” For Halloween?	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
5439	If they lived there they’d be home by now	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
5440	No regrets. It will calm down shortly.	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
5441	Eat the whole mouse, then maybe you can have dessert.	1.0561	0.02235	107	101	6	0
5442	Stop singing… “where the deer and the buffalo roam!” I thought buffalo wings were chicken!	1.0549	0.02402	91	86	5	0
5443	The pig was eating your food,,, So,, you let it in to finish it?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I thought they were smarter than us?,	1.0543	0.02376	92	87	5	0
5444	I suppose you are ready to re-snake the population of snakeville DC	1.0538	0.02805	93	89	3	1
5445	How does that bison always win hide-and-seek.	1.0532	0.02327	94	89	5	0
5446	blue term hats are not the same.	1.0532	0.02327	94	89	5	0
5447	I’d love to, but I had a big lunch.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
5448	I think your eyes are bigger then your stomach.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
5449	Well, no more Florida panthers left for you!	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
5450	If i wanted to join the forest’s publicity team, i have to get the ultimate first-hand experience	1.0510	0.02234	98	93	5	0
5451	Yeah, but can you digest what I said?	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
5452	I wanted to be a turtle. If you can be ‘em, eat ‘em	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
5453	Trenton or Paris? Your call.	1.0481	0.02512	104	100	3	1
5454	Come on in to mine we can half food bills?	1.0444	0.02184	90	86	4	0
5455	Christmas came Early!!!	1.0440	0.02161	91	87	4	0
5456	You can get a good look at a T-bone… #chrisfarleyforever	1.0440	0.02161	91	87	4	0
5457	Bad salad?	1.0426	0.02093	94	90	4	0
5458	How many times do I have to tell you! NO FRENCH KISSING!	1.0345	0.01968	87	84	3	0
5459	That elephant tasted pretty good!	1.0341	0.01945	88	85	3	0

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