Contest #824 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-10-23T23:28:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-11-07T00:29:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-10-31T23:29:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	November 7, 2022
Number of captions	5460
Number of responses	811988
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Looks like I caught you at the tail end of your meal.	1.7332	0.01672	2174	1028	698	448
1	The horns were painful going in? Just wait.	1.7100	0.01379	3379	1718	923	738
2	You do realize that was a lawn ornament.	1.7076	0.01206	4480	2306	1178	996
3	What's gotten into you?	1.7032	0.01024	5795	2874	1767	1154
4	I can't do lunch today, but I'm free in 6 months	1.7009	0.01384	3079	1506	988	585
5	Did you get that at whole foods?	1.6949	0.01741	2032	1030	592	410
6	Your stomach is growling.	1.6827	0.01173	4346	2207	1311	828
7	Nice going, now they’re extinct.	1.6796	0.01462	2850	1470	823	557
8	I was saving that for company.	1.6760	0.01668	2009	992	676	341
9	This too shall pass.	1.6715	0.01578	2277	1142	741	394
10	Are you going to finish that?	1.6709	0.01279	3504	1770	1117	617
11	So your date didn’t go down well?	1.6677	0.01484	2711	1409	794	508
12	Your stomach is still growling.	1.6655	0.01154	4499	2352	1300	847
13	And this is why we don't get invited to dinner parties.	1.6638	0.01255	3662	1878	1137	647
14	This is a lot to take in.	1.6575	0.02023	1273	624	461	188
15	I see you've finally started swallowing that pride.	1.6571	0.02140	1295	682	375	238
16	No, I DON'T know the Heimlich Maneuver!	1.6537	0.01788	1770	913	557	300
17	Sam I said you should try Whole Foods, not whole foods	1.6525	0.02744	731	372	241	118
18	Haven’t seen him.	1.6472	0.01736	1817	931	596	290
19	But we had dinner plans next month!	1.6466	0.01299	3305	1711	1051	543
20	He asked if I was his Uber driver, I said, 'Sure climb in!'	1.6455	0.02095	1320	699	390	231
21	Nope, haven’t seen him.	1.6444	0.01599	2219	1164	680	375
22	‘Does this make me look fat?’	1.6399	0.01812	1733	917	523	293
23	No way I'm splitting the check.	1.6377	0.01564	2313	1225	701	387
24	I warned you, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.	1.6352	0.01538	2349	1237	732	380
25	You've got a little something stuck in your teeth.	1.6291	0.01711	1820	947	601	272
26	You're always biting off more than you can chew.	1.6278	0.02123	1166	604	392	170
27	I’ll come back in two weeks when you’re finished.	1.6257	0.01694	1742	883	628	231
28	I'm a cat person too!	1.6171	0.01775	1763	956	526	281
29	He’s wagging his tail. That means he likes you.	1.6164	0.01781	1809	999	505	305
30	I hate to say it, but you’re full of bull.	1.6147	0.01726	1788	953	571	264
31	So, does it taste like chicken?	1.6142	0.01700	1804	952	596	256
32	Sometimes it seems as if you inhale your food without even constricting.	1.6138	0.01646	1973	1055	625	293
33	You've got a little something between your teeth.	1.6125	0.01606	2044	1088	660	296
34	Exactly which pride did you swallow	1.6044	0.01546	2371	1326	657	388
35	Wednesday is my cheat day.	1.6000	0.01726	1715	918	565	232
36	You misunderstood—I said MEET other creatures.	1.5950	0.02529	837	462	252	123
37	Not cool Steve, you said you just wanted one bite.	1.5944	0.01684	1822	990	581	251
38	Won't he be surprised when he wakes up.	1.5918	0.01748	1722	948	529	245
39	This is what happens when you go to an all-you-can-kill buffet.	1.5883	0.01591	2514	1530	489	495
40	Hold still, you've got someone in your teeth.	1.5871	0.01861	1463	797	473	193
41	I said “swallow your pride,” not “swallow a pride.”	1.5803	0.01692	2061	1222	482	357
42	I'm trying to eat more whole foods too.	1.5798	0.01583	2237	1294	589	354
43	Ya, but I think that they'll still consider it oversized carry-on.	1.5719	0.02141	1140	646	336	158
44	The first think I would try is a stool softener.	1.5683	0.02475	922	545	230	147
45	May I remind you that we came here through the knothole in the fence?	1.5665	0.01922	1617	985	348	284
46	Yes, that does make you look fat.	1.5648	0.01804	1691	993	441	257
47	so you fell for that Tik-Tok Wildebeest challenge, huh	1.5615	0.01933	1464	862	382	220
48	You've got a lot to learn about sharing, Frank.	1.5574	0.01927	1254	692	425	137
49	Don't get bent out of shape, it'll pass.	1.5511	0.02090	1125	642	346	137
50	I thought we were going to grab something together.	1.5481	0.02026	1259	738	352	169
51	I’m pretty sure that even if he was a dandy lion that doesn’t make it vegan, Gary	1.5466	0.02203	1052	615	299	138
52	You are what you eat, Stanley—a huge bore.	1.5423	0.02202	1169	721	262	186
53	Be sure you wait an hour before going swimming.	1.5421	0.02043	1199	700	348	151
54	When I said I was looking for a piece of tail, that's not what I meant.	1.5378	0.02352	952	572	248	132
55	Seen Leo lately?	1.5318	0.02346	865	503	264	98
56	I left a tip.	1.5296	0.02467	795	467	235	93
57	Still shopping at Whole Food?	1.5286	0.02298	1031	638	241	152
58	That's why I went vegan.	1.5282	0.02296	852	487	280	85
59	That whole foods diet has really transformed you.	1.5277	0.02300	991	604	251	136
60	Henry, I can tell you're hiding something.	1.5277	0.02229	957	560	289	108
61	I hate it when our orders come out at different times!	1.5268	0.02186	1025	608	294	123
62	Please don't burp.	1.5263	0.02393	817	476	252	89
63	Once again, you've bitten off more than you can chew.	1.5245	0.02269	978	589	265	124
64	Next time let’s try tapas.	1.5221	0.02345	883	526	253	104
65	Don't tell me, don't tell me - let me guess!	1.5212	0.02265	967	582	266	119
66	‘Almost’ isn’t good enough. A bet’s a bet.	1.5201	0.02440	869	533	220	116
67	And you wonder why you have acid reflux.	1.5162	0.02509	835	519	201	115
68	See? Told ya. Went right to your thighs.	1.5157	0.02418	861	526	226	109
69	That vegan diet didn't last long, did it?	1.5143	0.02352	877	529	245	103
70	Guess who ran into me today..	1.5136	0.02379	880	537	234	109
71	That's not quite I meant by swallowing your pride.	1.5129	0.03452	388	230	117	41
72	Once again, your eyes were bigger than your unhinged jaw.	1.5113	0.02546	749	454	207	88
73	Herman, how many times do I have to tell you? Portion control!	1.5109	0.02482	824	509	209	106
74	You’re so full of Bull!	1.5106	0.02375	893	550	230	113
75	An hour on the lips, forever on the hips.	1.5105	0.02366	905	559	230	116
76	The ambience was nice, table service so-so, but the portions were HUGE!	1.5090	0.02477	837	521	206	110
77	I see your tongue got a cat.	1.5087	0.02617	751	468	184	99
78	Let Mommy teach you how to eat prey, love.	1.5071	0.02654	846	563	137	146
79	This is why I never agree to split an entree with you.	1.5067	0.02450	825	508	216	101
80	Should I cancel on dinner next week then?	1.5052	0.02551	766	474	197	95
81	Have you given any thought to when he wakes up?	1.5036	0.02503	828	522	195	111
82	But that's a tail for another day.	1.5014	0.02585	734	454	192	88
83	That's gonna hurt coming out.	1.4969	0.02512	801	505	194	102
84	How's my breadth?	1.4966	0.02812	594	364	165	65
85	I think you’re missing the point of intermittent fasting.	1.4965	0.04166	286	179	72	35
86	But I made tuna casserole.	1.4958	0.02788	708	463	139	106
87	how was I supposed to know, you told me we were having him over for dinner	1.4952	0.02586	731	456	188	87
88	Don't have a cow!" "Now you tell me!	1.4944	0.02820	625	393	155	77
89	I see you took the lion's share.	1.4934	0.02677	687	431	173	83
90	I hope you've saved a little room for dessert.	1.4924	0.02604	660	400	195	65
91	That thing’s not comin out like a lamb, ya know	1.4923	0.02767	652	412	159	81
92	I guess you won't have to eat again until they cart Trump off to jail.	1.4923	0.02829	715	478	122	115
93	You ate without me ?	1.4914	0.02690	637	391	179	67
94	May I offer you a breath mint?	1.4896	0.02706	623	382	177	64
95	You should probably avoid swimming for a while.	1.4882	0.02788	592	365	165	62
96	I like wildebeest, but I'm always hungry seven or ten days later.	1.4877	0.02550	689	421	200	68
97	Don’t blame me if you’re not hungry when it’s time to eat next month.	1.4874	0.02656	636	389	184	63
98	Seriously? How fast were you going!?	1.4850	0.02811	633	405	149	79
99	Apparently,I bit off more than I can chew.	1.4848	0.02532	726	452	196	78
100	I said you could take one bite.	1.4837	0.02668	676	427	171	78
101	Don’t talk with your mouth full. It’s disgusting.	1.4823	0.02638	651	403	182	66
102	Does this meal make my ass look big?	1.4819	0.02839	635	412	140	83
103	How's the brown cow now?	1.4795	0.02887	584	373	142	69
104	Strangely, lion tastes just like chicken.	1.4767	0.02793	602	381	155	66
105	My stomach was bigger than my eyes.	1.4767	0.02691	621	387	172	62
106	I think you might have misinterpreted me when I said "leave a tip"	1.4765	0.02853	596	382	144	70
107	You gonna finish that?	1.4749	0.02900	518	320	150	48
108	That's the problem with intermittent fasting. By meal time you're so hungry, you could eat a horse.	1.4745	0.02986	550	355	129	66
109	Sometimes cheating on your diet is hard to camouflage.	1.4742	0.03079	561	374	108	79
110	So much for our vacation Troy! You know that'll take months to digest!	1.4730	0.03099	463	289	129	45
111	'Look Dave, I'm a turtle'	1.4725	0.02903	582	377	135	70
112	For your sake, I hope it goes out like a lamb.	1.4716	0.03025	564	373	116	75
113	You’re sure you haven’t seen Muffy?	1.4697	0.02880	577	372	139	66
114	Listen, the zookeeper asked to see you in his office. I'm sure it's nothing.	1.4693	0.03056	505	324	125	56
115	It’s a saying Greg! I didn’t mean to literally “take the bull by the horns”	1.4684	0.02965	538	346	132	60
116	I can't believe you ate the whole king.	1.4673	0.02962	550	357	129	64
117	So then I guess no room for dessert?	1.4670	0.02777	576	363	157	56
118	You couldn't just get a box to go?	1.4668	0.03000	512	327	131	54
119	OMG, Bob, you are so full of bull.	1.4653	0.02947	548	355	131	62
120	I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach	1.4652	0.02822	503	307	158	38
121	How about lunch next year then?	1.4641	0.03060	474	300	128	46
122	Costco?	1.4640	0.03155	500	330	108	62
123	So where is that new ‘all you can eat’ place?	1.4639	0.02832	554	351	149	54
124	You going to finish that?	1.4627	0.02965	523	336	132	55
125	Well now we can’t go swimming for a week!	1.4595	0.03260	457	301	102	54
126	It was an all-you-can-eat buffet.	1.4590	0.02985	512	330	129	53
127	I see you’re back on Whole Foods.	1.4588	0.03074	486	314	121	51
128	You got the lion's share, huh?	1.4587	0.03009	521	340	123	58
129	So, how was the "Mammals are our friends" convention?	1.4584	0.03341	445	296	94	55
130	Well, I see you really DID take the bull by the horns!	1.4579	0.03040	511	334	120	57
131	It had a bell Simon. The neighbors will know it's you.	1.4574	0.03318	470	318	89	63
132	Don't bother me. I have a lot to digest right now.	1.4573	0.03215	457	299	107	51
133	That’s a lotta trouble to go through for just a little tail!	1.4569	0.03119	510	340	107	63
134	I warned you about pledging a fraternity.	1.4563	0.03352	412	268	100	44
135	This is why no-one has us over for dinner.	1.4551	0.03258	468	313	97	58
136	Don't you worry about the stretch marks?	1.4535	0.03040	505	331	119	55
137	And did Monsieur save room for dessert?	1.4509	0.03324	428	283	97	48
138	Goddamn he's still singing that hakuna matata song.	1.4506	0.03310	466	317	88	61
139	Does it really taste like chicken?	1.4506	0.02982	506	329	126	51
140	Wait, let me guess.	1.4502	0.03082	462	298	120	44
141	Something disagreed with me so I ate him."	1.4502	0.03117	482	318	111	53
142	You should wait an hour before going in the water.	1.4495	0.03157	465	306	109	50
143	Does it make me look fat?	1.4491	0.03094	481	316	114	51
144	Are you gonna finish that?	1.4485	0.03210	466	311	101	54
145	How was I supposed to know she was a 44DD.	1.4474	0.03184	485	327	99	59
146	What I said was you should swallow your pride	1.4468	0.03442	385	253	92	40
147	Yeah, well Heimlich had arms!	1.4463	0.03395	410	273	91	46
148	Have you tried stool softeners?	1.4449	0.03275	445	298	96	51
149	Please don't burp again.	1.4439	0.03187	428	278	110	40
150	I just said "I bet you can't eat the whole thing" I didn't mean you should do it.	1.4437	0.03201	453	301	103	49
151	I like how it brings out the pattern	1.4433	0.03401	406	271	90	45
152	I’m always coming in at the tail end of something big.	1.4430	0.03185	447	295	106	46
153	The tail’s the best part! Do you mind?	1.4414	0.03077	478	316	113	49
154	No really, it's fine, only the white ones are endangered.	1.4402	0.03153	468	313	104	51
155	So, cat's got your tongue?	1.4402	0.03050	468	306	118	44
156	I warned you the gnus would be hard to swallow.	1.4395	0.03609	380	260	73	47
157	Now you can't go swimming til next year.	1.4393	0.03467	412	282	79	51
158	I can still hear your stomach growling.	1.4378	0.03239	418	275	103	40
159	Have you seen the cat?	1.4369	0.03201	428	282	105	41
160	Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.	1.4367	0.03269	403	264	102	37
161	It’s OK…we can talk later.	1.4366	0.03135	410	263	115	32
162	What? You started without me?	1.4353	0.03255	402	263	103	36
163	So that vegan diet you were telling me about was bull?	1.4346	0.03367	428	293	84	51
164	I've had enough, you said. I refuse to swallow any more of that bull, you said... Now who's eating their words??	1.4340	0.03531	371	250	81	40
165	It's a little creepy how it keeps wagging.	1.4334	0.03328	383	251	98	34
166	Not what I thought you meant when you said you were feeling horny.	1.4329	0.03721	328	220	74	34
167	Dinner? I’m still pretty full from lunch.	1.4328	0.03333	372	242	99	31
168	It's called Whole Foods, not Foods Whole.	1.4321	0.03572	368	250	77	41
169	Sorry, I didn't realize you're at the tail-end of dinner	1.4310	0.03405	413	283	82	48
170	I see you met our new neighbor.	1.4294	0.03447	361	239	89	33
171	Sorry to bother you at the tail end of your dinner.	1.4289	0.03254	436	296	93	47
172	You have something in your teeth.	1.4279	0.03136	423	278	109	36
173	I'm glad I caught you at the tail end of dinner	1.4278	0.03426	395	269	83	43
174	You're eating way too much fast food	1.4276	0.03214	428	287	99	42
175	Don't talk to me with your mouth full.	1.4270	0.03513	370	251	80	39
176	I love WHOLE foods!	1.4266	0.03651	354	243	71	40
177	You've got a little something there in the corner of your mouth.	1.4255	0.03413	369	246	89	34
178	I started by grabbing the bull by the horns, but then I just couldn't help myself.	1.4251	0.03668	334	226	74	34
179	I’m going out to grab some lunch—did you eat yet?	1.4251	0.03491	367	248	82	37
180	So how did your audition for The Lion King go?	1.4250	0.03584	360	246	75	39
181	One second on the lips, forever on the hips	1.4249	0.03365	386	259	90	37
182	The sign said rare which is the way I like it.	1.4247	0.03418	365	243	89	33
183	Seemed like a good idea at the time.	1.4235	0.03321	366	240	97	29
184	You're in big trouble when he wakes up.	1.4230	0.03691	331	225	72	34
185	How was Whole Foods?	1.4218	0.03508	358	242	81	35
186	Jeez,Marvin… the things that come out of your mouth!	1.4217	0.03582	332	222	80	30
187	I thought you said you were lactose intolerant	1.4213	0.03222	413	277	98	38
188	Whole Foods?	1.4203	0.03677	364	256	63	45
189	I thought we said we’d split the entree.	1.4201	0.03274	407	275	93	39
190	What did you have for dinner?	1.4194	0.03357	360	238	93	29
191	I guess I’m on my own for dinner.	1.4193	0.03404	353	234	90	29
192	I don’t do portion control.	1.4188	0.03417	351	233	89	29
193	I saved you a bite.	1.4186	0.03609	344	235	74	35
194	Don’t move! I’m going to try the Heimlich maneuver	1.4180	0.03597	323	216	79	28
195	“Sorry pal, I don’t think a Heimlich maneuver can help you now.”	1.4178	0.03454	359	242	84	33
196	You have a little tail stuck in your teeth	1.4177	0.03291	407	277	90	40
197	I can't understand a word you're saying."	1.4176	0.03464	364	247	82	35
198	Impressive, Chauncy. But I just created original sin back at the ol’ apple tree, so …	1.4169	0.03560	331	222	80	29
199	Yes, you do look like a hat	1.4162	0.03571	358	247	73	38
200	It tastes so much better when it’s endangered.	1.4162	0.03588	334	226	77	31
201	That's nothing. I could eat a horse.	1.4154	0.03539	337	227	80	30
202	You think it hurt going in….	1.4154	0.03514	337	226	82	29
203	So you've given up on your juice cleanse?	1.4151	0.03393	371	251	86	34
204	You know it's just going straight to your hips.	1.4149	0.03503	335	224	83	28
205	When a cow asks you if you want to be its halloween costume you never say no.	1.4148	0.03548	364	252	73	39
206	And did we leave room for some desert?	1.4146	0.03303	357	235	96	26
207	All that and your stomach is still growling?	1.4134	0.03573	329	222	78	29
208	Make sure you wait 30 days before getting back in the water.	1.4113	0.03448	372	256	79	37
209	I bet those hyenas aren’t laughing now.	1.4108	0.03354	370	250	88	32
210	Something tells me you aren’t going to share that.	1.4095	0.03683	315	215	71	29
211	So, I assume that’s the end of the bull Market?	1.4092	0.03700	303	205	72	26
212	It looks like you got your appetite back.	1.4090	0.03421	335	223	87	25
213	The wild boar is impeccable this season.	1.4088	0.03575	318	214	78	26
214	Don't hiss with your mouth full.	1.4074	0.03841	297	205	63	29
215	Honey, you’re going to spoil your appetite. I’m making dinner.	1.4074	0.03659	297	199	75	23
216	Have you seen Stuart?	1.4072	0.03374	334	221	90	23
217	I’m good. I ate last year.	1.4070	0.03383	344	230	88	26
218	Don't you hate it when they still wag?	1.4067	0.03813	300	207	64	29
219	Those horns are going to hurt on the way out	1.4067	0.03663	300	202	74	24
220	How do I stay so slim? Well, I keep pretty active, do a lot of long-distance slithering and…oh yeah, portion control.	1.4062	0.03927	288	200	59	29
221	Carl, you fool. We’re got brunch with the Hargroves in forty-five minutes.”	1.4059	0.03559	340	234	74	32
222	You look different than your online dating profile, is all.	1.4056	0.03505	360	250	74	36
223	I had a feeling you wouldn't last very long as a vegan.	1.4054	0.03485	333	225	81	27
224	Sometimes you are so full of bull.	1.4045	0.03645	309	210	73	26
225	Swallow first. Then talk.	1.4040	0.03297	349	232	93	24
226	I really pigged out last night.	1.4032	0.03566	315	213	77	25
227	You have a little something between your teeth Edgar.	1.4032	0.03623	315	215	73	27
228	I’m not sure, could be something you ate.	1.4030	0.03426	330	221	85	24
229	Hurray for me. I get to spend another vacation watching you digest.	1.4022	0.03933	271	186	61	24
230	I see you've met our neighbor.	1.4022	0.03862	271	184	65	22
231	It's not a fart joke, just pull on the tail, quick!	1.4013	0.03772	304	211	64	29
232	If you think you're going to lay around digesting all weekend You're wrong.	1.4007	0.03870	287	199	61	27
233	You gonna eat that tail?	1.3994	0.03561	308	208	77	23
234	Are you saying "pull" or "full"?	1.3987	0.03666	316	219	68	29
235	I don’t think the intermittent fasting is working for you.	1.3987	0.03665	306	210	70	26
236	Do I look bloated?	1.3986	0.03616	286	191	76	19
237	You are not going out until you finish your dinner."	1.3985	0.03982	266	184	58	24
238	I can tell when you are lying.	1.3981	0.03570	314	214	75	25
239	Wholly cow.	1.3974	0.03684	307	212	68	27
240	Why do I always get here for the tail end of dinner?	1.3973	0.03832	297	208	60	29
241	I thought we were going to eat together tonight.	1.3970	0.03411	335	227	83	25
242	Your tongue is all furry.	1.3969	0.03967	257	176	60	21
243	Thank you so much for the invitation but I really can't manage dinner for another three to four months.	1.3963	0.03541	328	226	74	28
244	”I’ll just go ahead and cancel our reservation.	1.3956	0.03871	273	188	62	23
245	I see you finally swallowed your pride.	1.3951	0.04060	286	206	47	33
246	That's nothing! I swallowed something Tucker Carlson said on Fox News last week.	1.3950	0.04205	281	206	39	36
247	Is it like having a frog in your throat?	1.3937	0.03702	287	196	69	22
248	You’re fine, everyone has cheat days.	1.3932	0.03630	323	226	67	30
249	Frankly, I think you're full of it..	1.3929	0.03672	308	214	67	27
250	Do you mind if I get in the restroom before you?	1.3926	0.03755	270	183	68	19
251	That was a lawn ornament.	1.3906	0.03705	297	206	66	25
252	Can we move our dinner reservation to some time next week?	1.3906	0.03580	297	202	74	21
253	When I said you need to go the whole hog, this wasn’t quite what I meant, Dave…	1.3905	0.03497	315	215	77	23
254	I went to Costco	1.3893	0.04052	262	185	52	25
255	When I asked if you liked cats, I meant the musical.	1.3891	0.03913	275	193	57	25
256	Did you forget that we're having zebra for dinner?	1.3889	0.03721	288	199	66	23
257	These vegans are so gassy.	1.3887	0.03723	265	179	69	17
258	I didn’t intend to eat him, but he was such a boar.	1.3883	0.03687	309	217	64	28
259	I'll come back. I see you're still at lunch.	1.3882	0.04192	237	166	50	21
260	A purebred? You always did go for the premium brands.	1.3878	0.03623	263	175	74	14
261	I saved the last bite for you.	1.3875	0.03703	271	184	69	18
262	They're endangered, Carl.	1.3870	0.03840	292	207	57	28
263	Not tonight dear, I've got a bellyache.	1.3862	0.03501	290	195	78	17
264	As my sainted mother might say, this, too, will pass.	1.3857	0.03655	280	191	70	19
265	What lion?	1.3854	0.03695	301	211	64	26
266	What was the point of calling heads or tails?	1.3854	0.03635	301	209	68	24
267	I called tails.	1.3851	0.03646	296	205	68	23
268	I think you just need time to process.	1.3846	0.03717	273	187	67	19
269	You've made a pig of yourself!	1.3833	0.03821	287	203	58	26
270	It'll be days before you get to the best part	1.3827	0.03886	277	196	56	25
271	I thought we were doing small plates tonight.	1.3823	0.03572	293	201	72	20
272	In like a lion,out like a lamb.	1.3821	0.04156	246	175	48	23
273	You idiot! He was on the endangered species list!	1.3820	0.04280	233	166	45	22
274	I think you might have a problem with portion control Stan.	1.3818	0.03837	275	193	59	23
275	I’m feeling funny. It must be something I ate.	1.3815	0.03668	270	184	69	17
276	Well, my doctor did say I should be eating more whole foods.	1.3810	0.03819	315	230	50	35
277	Conspicuous consumption is tacky, Bob.	1.3806	0.03870	268	188	58	22
278	Wag its tail if you need the Heimlich.	1.3804	0.04160	255	184	45	26
279	I was going to invite you to dinner next week, but I can see you've already eaten.	1.3799	0.03600	308	216	67	25
280	That’s one way to shut him up…”	1.3798	0.03820	258	178	62	18
281	Did you see my lunch I left in the fridge?	1.3797	0.03998	266	190	51	25
282	I told you—a minute on the lips, 4-6 days on the hips.	1.3796	0.03879	274	194	56	24
283	Good luck with the whole food diet.	1.3793	0.03912	290	210	50	30
284	That’s the last time I take you to the zoo.	1.3789	0.04034	256	182	51	23
285	Your stomach really is bigger than your eyes, Bill.	1.3787	0.03535	301	208	72	21
286	That'll go right to your hips.	1.3786	0.03917	280	201	52	27
287	So, I guess I should cancel our dinner reservation.	1.3777	0.03592	278	190	71	17
288	You really did have a cow.	1.3774	0.03945	257	181	55	21
289	I always feel bloated after I have beef.	1.3773	0.03851	273	193	57	23
290	I can't believe you swallowed that bull.	1.3772	0.03970	281	204	48	29
291	I see I caught you on the tail end of dinner	1.3772	0.04002	281	205	46	30
292	Does the intermittent fast start tomorrow then?	1.3767	0.03607	292	203	68	21
293	You can't eat a cow. You're lactose intolerant!	1.3767	0.03784	300	216	55	29
294	I went whole hog.	1.3766	0.04278	239	173	42	24
295	No dessert until you finish your bison."	1.3763	0.03617	287	199	68	20
296	I'm not sure the carnivore diet is achieving the slender look you were hoping for.	1.3760	0.03940	250	175	56	19
297	I'm just big-boned.	1.3755	0.04046	237	166	53	18
298	Have you seen...never mind.	1.3750	0.03697	296	210	61	25
299	It’s a jungle in there.	1.3745	0.04047	251	179	50	22
300	No, I said DON'T have a cow, man!	1.3744	0.04641	211	155	33	23
301	I prefer to binge on wildlife videos.	1.3735	0.04202	257	189	40	28
302	? A wimoweh, a wimoweh… ?	1.3733	0.04302	217	154	45	18
303	I got this one from Whole Foods	1.3728	0.03613	279	193	68	18
304	Yea! Now who's 'King of the Jungle'!"	1.3721	0.03966	258	184	52	22
305	Thanks I’ve already eaten	1.3719	0.03716	242	164	66	12
306	You said you weren't hungry and would just have a bite of whatever I ordered.	1.3718	0.03520	277	189	73	15
307	You don’t look anything like your profile pic.	1.3712	0.04010	264	191	48	25
308	It was my binge day.	1.3707	0.04055	232	163	52	17
309	We both know you’re full of it.	1.3704	0.04096	243	174	48	21
310	I know who I’m not going to slither behind tomorrow!”	1.3702	0.04108	235	167	49	19
311	Would you like to see the dessert tray?	1.3694	0.04031	222	154	54	14
312	Maybe just drinks, then?	1.3691	0.04349	233	171	38	24
313	As usual, you’ve eaten the ‘lion’s share’ of our dinner.	1.3689	0.03999	244	173	52	19
314	A entire cow? That’s hard to swallow.	1.3684	0.04087	247	178	47	22
315	So, the diet starts tomorrow, eh?	1.3684	0.04101	228	161	50	17
316	I hope you don’t mind that I started without you.	1.3680	0.03970	231	161	55	15
317	You have a little something stuck between your fangs.	1.3678	0.03656	261	180	66	15
318	I take it you're a 'no' for dinner?	1.3675	0.03981	234	164	54	16
319	That tail's been wagging for two days now. Have you stopped to wonder who's eating who?	1.3671	0.03990	237	167	53	17
320	You've got a little something in your teeth.	1.3667	0.03866	240	167	58	15
321	Betcha can't eat just one.	1.3655	0.04021	238	169	51	18
322	You've got something in your teeth.	1.3655	0.03769	249	173	61	15
323	Race ya.	1.3652	0.04164	230	165	46	19
324	Did you ever hear the saying until the cows come home? Well not tonight my friend, not tonight.	1.3651	0.03822	252	177	58	17
325	You know that isn't kosher, don't you?	1.3647	0.04028	255	185	47	23
326	I see you've gone whole hog.	1.3645	0.04125	214	150	50	14
327	It was the 'Garden of Eden,' not "eat 'em," Sherman.	1.3644	0.04043	236	168	50	18
328	Can I interest you in seconds?	1.3643	0.03917	258	185	52	21
329	Does this cow make me look fat?	1.3640	0.04234	228	165	43	20
330	I’m still dieting, but it’s my cheetah day.	1.3640	0.04163	250	184	41	25
331	Yeah, it sort of does make you look fat.	1.3640	0.03842	250	176	57	17
332	Kings of the Jungle! Their egos are so hard to digest.	1.3636	0.04239	231	168	42	21
333	I'm late two minutes and you start without me?	1.3625	0.03722	240	165	63	12
334	How’d you like to get together for lunch in 4 to 6 weeks?	1.3617	0.04051	235	168	49	18
335	That’s not what I’m meant when I said let’s have Fred for dinner.	1.3613	0.04059	238	171	48	19
336	You've got some food stuck in your teeth.	1.3609	0.03678	266	187	62	17
337	Did you forget about our dinner plans two weeks from today?	1.3606	0.04416	208	151	39	18
338	It looks good in you.	1.3602	0.03992	211	146	54	11
339	What’s a leftover?	1.3602	0.03725	261	184	60	17
340	Well, that's one way to end the Circle of Life.	1.3600	0.03879	225	156	57	12
341	Oh, hello. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Or is this a bad time?	1.3598	0.04215	239	176	40	23
342	Yes it makes your ass look fat.	1.3595	0.04135	242	177	43	22
343	Listen, just because you can, doesn't mean that you should.	1.3585	0.04142	212	150	48	14
344	Remember when you bet me that I couldn’t eat an entire lion? Well, you owe me two dollars.	1.3584	0.03814	226	156	59	11
345	You promised to share!	1.3581	0.03978	229	162	52	15
346	Could you help me finish this? I am absolutely stuffed.	1.3578	0.04115	218	155	48	15
347	Maybe it was something you ate?	1.3577	0.03745	246	172	60	14
348	Last bite, would you like it?	1.3568	0.04017	241	174	48	19
349	If that’s the last one, please write it on the grocery list.	1.3568	0.04497	199	145	37	17
350	No,I didn’t eat without you. Why do you ask?	1.3563	0.03905	247	177	52	18
351	So much for 'Meatless Mondays'...	1.3563	0.04070	247	181	44	22
352	They had a supersize option!	1.3559	0.04010	222	157	51	14
353	It creeps me out when it wags	1.3557	0.03920	253	183	50	20
354	I am so sick of waiting for you to digest the gnus every morning!	1.3547	0.04187	234	172	41	21
355	You're full of it.	1.3547	0.03915	234	166	53	15
356	Be sure you wait a full four days before you go swimming.	1.3546	0.03981	251	183	47	21
357	It tastes like chicken.	1.3544	0.04046	206	144	51	11
358	You need to swallow.	1.3539	0.03814	243	172	56	15
359	No, wait! Don't tell me...you're going to the party as a cow dressed up like a snake.	1.3538	0.03520	260	180	68	12
360	I've told you before, measure twice, swallow once.	1.3538	0.04447	212	157	35	20
361	You have something stuck in your teeth.	1.3532	0.03854	235	166	55	14
362	This is the second Halloween in a row you’ve gone as a hat.	1.3532	0.04007	252	185	45	22
363	For the last time, I have no idea who took your lunch!	1.3529	0.03867	238	169	54	15
364	Nice. I’ll call Guinness.	1.3529	0.04187	204	145	46	13
365	Burp, and you’ll feel better.	1.3527	0.04256	207	149	43	15
366	Happy now?	1.3525	0.03713	261	186	58	17
367	You stopped for fast food on the way home, again?!	1.3520	0.04595	196	145	33	18
368	Everything I eat goes straight to my hips.	1.3515	0.04075	239	175	44	20
369	So, eventually this will be bullshit?	1.3505	0.04451	194	141	38	15
370	No, thank you. I just ate.	1.3504	0.03908	234	167	52	15
371	You've always been full of bull.	1.3504	0.03955	234	168	50	16
372	I know it looks like a lot, but its actually keto	1.3500	0.04275	220	162	39	19
373	So much for the bull market.	1.3500	0.04018	240	175	46	19
374	When you said you were passionate about the lion king I thought you meant the movie!	1.3500	0.04238	200	143	44	13
375	Don't worry, it will come out like a lamb.	1.3488	0.04033	215	153	49	13
376	I said “DON’T have a cow,” dude.	1.3486	0.04048	218	156	48	14
377	Is that a tail in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?	1.3480	0.03986	227	163	49	15
378	The tail always gets stuck in my teeth too.	1.3480	0.03986	227	163	49	15
379	You’re sure?…because earlier, there was a boar clearly marked “Stanley” and now it’s gone	1.3472	0.04227	216	158	41	17
380	That's exactly why I eat mine tail first.	1.3468	0.04096	222	161	45	16
381	I thought we agreed not to snack before dinner.	1.3467	0.03805	225	158	56	11
382	It ruined your figure.	1.3457	0.03890	243	176	50	17
383	I've read some good reviews. How are the portion sizes?	1.3455	0.04068	220	159	46	15
384	I’ve tried this same diet … but in a month or so I’m still hungry	1.3454	0.04381	194	141	39	14
385	I was totally unhinged earlier.	1.3448	0.04798	174	129	30	15
386	I can't finish this, want some?	1.3448	0.04244	203	147	42	14
387	Should I cancel our 6:30 reservation?	1.3445	0.04077	238	176	42	20
388	Hmm, so he just walked in? Weird.	1.3442	0.04436	215	162	32	21
389	I see you gave up on veganism.	1.3431	0.04052	204	145	48	11
390	Geez, Tom. I said buffalo wings!	1.3429	0.04251	210	154	40	16
391	haven’t seen him anywhere	1.3427	0.04364	213	159	35	19
392	Turns out my eyes aren't bigger than my stomach.	1.3424	0.04541	184	135	35	14
393	I went to that gnu dentist. He said, Open wide. And I did.	1.3412	0.04287	211	156	38	17
394	This means that dinner for two is out until next year, right?	1.3409	0.04683	176	130	32	14
395	I told you it would go right to your hips.	1.3409	0.04161	220	162	41	17
396	No way. It doesn't count if it's not the whole thing. Either finish it or pay up!	1.3408	0.04826	179	135	27	17
397	Is two-humped camel Bactrian or Dromedary?	1.3408	0.04559	179	131	35	13
398	Armadelicious!	1.3406	0.03997	229	167	46	16
399	I watch what I eat, but I still feel like I’m out of shape.	1.3399	0.04118	203	146	45	12
400	You have a little piece of something stuck in your teeth.”	1.3398	0.04248	206	151	40	15
401	I wasn’t particularly hungry ⁠— it was just the only way to get him to stop singing Hakuna Matata	1.3394	0.04335	218	164	34	20
402	Please don't talk with your mouth full.	1.3391	0.03983	230	168	46	16
403	I was saving that for later.	1.3391	0.03837	230	165	52	13
404	Wait a second--don't try to talk with your mouth full.	1.3388	0.03845	242	176	50	16
405	Bit off more than you could chew again?	1.3387	0.03693	248	178	56	14
406	Thats what I call conspicuous consumption.	1.3385	0.04210	192	138	43	11
407	Just passing through?	1.3383	0.03895	201	141	52	8
408	Blink twice if you need the Heimlich	1.3382	0.04218	204	149	41	14
409	I see ‘going vegan’ lasted about a day.	1.3382	0.04274	204	150	39	15
410	I think you have a tail stuck in your teeth.	1.3382	0.04231	207	152	40	15
411	Um, there’s something in your teeth.	1.3379	0.04068	219	160	44	15
412	I said I would eat the Lion. You eat the Witch and the Wardrobe.	1.3376	0.04070	234	174	41	19
413	I know I look like a pig, but with this whole intermittent fasting thing, I’m only eating once a week.	1.3371	0.04553	175	128	35	12
414	Well, no wonder your stomach's growling.	1.3371	0.04356	178	128	40	10
415	I won't be able to go swimming for at least 30 minutes.	1.3370	0.04844	181	138	25	18
416	It's a what? I find that hard to swallow.	1.3369	0.04146	187	133	45	9
417	So dinner is off until this time next year, I guess?	1.3368	0.04103	190	135	46	9
418	So who is king of the jungle now?	1.3367	0.04334	196	144	38	14
419	You showed him alright, but your abs are going to be sore for a month.	1.3365	0.03869	208	147	52	9
420	oh, did you want some?	1.3364	0.03842	220	157	52	11
421	Was this your first rodeo?	1.3353	0.04850	167	125	28	14
422	Another British Prime Minister taken care of	1.3352	0.04478	179	131	36	12
423	Something tells me that you grabbed a bite on the way home.	1.3350	0.04254	197	144	40	13
424	Wait at least an hour before you go swimming.	1.3350	0.04131	197	142	44	11
425	Do you think it went down the wrong way?	1.3350	0.04009	206	148	47	11
426	Does this pattern make me look fat?	1.3350	0.04349	206	154	35	17
427	Show off.	1.3349	0.04196	209	154	40	15
428	Did ‘ya bite off more than you can chew?	1.3349	0.04155	212	156	41	15
429	So...Does it really taste just like chicken?	1.3349	0.04007	215	156	46	13
430	Dear, there's something in your teeth.	1.3349	0.03897	215	154	50	11
431	When I said "Don't have a cow," I meant it	1.3349	0.03970	218	158	47	13
432	Darn, it’s tails. Best of three?	1.3349	0.04127	218	161	41	16
433	No thanks, I’m on a glutton-free diet.	1.3347	0.04005	239	178	42	19
434	So it wasn’t an hyperbole!	1.3347	0.04019	245	184	40	21
435	Okay, all packed!	1.3333	0.03779	210	148	54	8
436	I thought I was just eating a mouse, but he chased after it.	1.3333	0.04656	165	121	33	11
437	Honestly Frank, your breath smells like shit	1.3333	0.04138	213	157	41	15
438	Oh,like you've never taken a cheat day.	1.3333	0.04656	165	121	33	11
439	Tails, you lose.	1.3333	0.04526	180	133	34	13
440	Is today your cheat day?	1.3333	0.03848	204	144	52	8
441	Was the Mindful Eating workshop of any help?	1.3333	0.04082	225	167	41	17
442	You...uh....gonna finish that tail?!?	1.3318	0.04185	217	162	38	17
443	You swallowed Kim Kardashian?	1.3318	0.04425	211	161	30	20
444	Come on now, Hoover... just one more swallow and you can have dessert."	1.3317	0.03956	205	147	48	10
445	If you can't finish that, it's my favorite part."	1.3317	0.04247	205	152	38	15
446	I’m on a gnu diet.	1.3317	0.04337	199	148	36	15
447	One taste? Next time order your own.	1.3316	0.04370	193	143	36	14
448	‘Now we must wait at least two hours before going to swim’	1.3316	0.04432	193	144	34	15
449	Don’t look at me like that. It’s my cheat day.	1.3316	0.04181	193	140	42	11
450	Don't talk on with your mouth full.	1.3316	0.04355	190	140	37	13
451	It went in like a lion, hope it comes out like a lamb	1.3316	0.04419	190	141	35	14
452	So you’re telling me you have no idea what happened to my lunch?!	1.3315	0.04178	184	132	43	9
453	I thought I'd stop by for the tail end of dinner.	1.3315	0.04487	178	131	35	12
454	I thought we were cutting out dairy?	1.3305	0.03863	239	176	47	16
455	Is there something in my teeth?	1.3304	0.04138	224	168	38	18
456	A tale tough to swallow.	1.3304	0.04090	224	167	40	17
457	I thought we were gonna split that.	1.3303	0.03907	218	158	48	12
458	Gross, you've got hair in your food.	1.3302	0.04158	215	160	39	16
459	Do I have something in my teeth?	1.3302	0.03924	212	153	48	11
460	Honey, there's a Meercat at the door looking for a friend. Have you seen anyone named Pumbaa?	1.3301	0.04173	206	152	40	14
461	Bet you can’t the whole thing”, he said	1.3300	0.04216	203	150	39	14
462	Is that all you saved for me?	1.3299	0.03993	197	141	47	9
463	my mom would say, "Your eyes are too big for your stomach"	1.3299	0.04227	194	142	40	12
464	I ate him with some fava beans and a nice Chianti	1.3298	0.04207	191	139	41	11
465	Honey, Have you seen the cat?	1.3298	0.04384	188	139	36	13
466	… do I have something stuck in my teeth?	1.3297	0.04682	182	138	28	16
467	One moment on the lips, forever on the hips.	1.3296	0.04466	179	132	35	12
468	I think you’re full of bull!	1.3295	0.04927	173	133	23	17
469	You have some food in your teeth	1.3287	0.03983	216	158	45	13
470	Bit off more than I can chew.	1.3286	0.04003	210	153	45	12
471	I thought you were Vegan.	1.3284	0.04198	204	151	39	14
472	The lioness wants a word...	1.3284	0.04140	204	150	41	13
473	I’m on the tail end of this new diet plan.	1.3281	0.04379	192	143	35	14
474	Cat Caught Your Tongue?	1.3280	0.04491	189	142	32	15
475	Ordering the oxtail is such a commitment	1.3280	0.04428	189	141	34	14
476	Great, now I got 'Hakuna Matata' stuck in my head.	1.3279	0.04395	183	135	36	12
477	Well, he was just lyin' there.	1.3278	0.04445	180	133	35	12
478	I guess this means our dinner date is off.	1.3275	0.03673	229	164	55	10
479	How was your trip to Pamplona?	1.3274	0.04663	168	125	31	12
480	What's the matter, cat got your tongue?	1.3274	0.03946	223	164	45	14
481	Honey, I told you that dinner would be ready in 15 minutes.	1.3269	0.03967	208	151	46	11
482	That'll teach you to sleep with your mouth open.	1.3267	0.04106	202	148	42	12
483	I've always thought you were full of bull.	1.3262	0.04457	187	140	33	14
484	I hate to tell you what your breath smells like..	1.3261	0.04306	184	135	38	11
485	Yes, it is gluten free.	1.3258	0.04546	178	133	32	13
486	So, I take it you’re not fasting?	1.3258	0.03916	221	162	46	13
487	Thought I’d save some for later	1.3256	0.03822	215	155	50	10
488	Looks like you had a cow, man.	1.3255	0.04082	212	157	41	14
489	They taste a lot better with a hint of garlic, don't they?	1.3251	0.04028	203	148	44	11
490	I liked you better when you were a vegan.	1.3250	0.04068	200	146	43	11
491	Have you seen Leo lately?	1.3250	0.04068	200	146	43	11
492	Welcome to three months of everyone thinking you're pregnant.	1.3246	0.04573	191	146	28	17
493	I'm guessing you are off the vegan diet.	1.3246	0.04129	191	139	42	10
494	Fortunately, your stomach is bigger than your eyes.	1.3246	0.04261	191	141	38	12
495	Lunch is on me.	1.3245	0.04362	151	107	39	5
496	I can tell by your body language we are not going out for dinner tonight?	1.3245	0.04750	151	111	31	9
497	Does this mean I should cancel our reservation?	1.3245	0.04173	188	137	41	10
498	You’re in trouble now! I got thrown out and all I did was make them eat an apple.	1.3242	0.04334	182	134	37	11
499	What about our dinner reservations? Should I cancel?	1.3242	0.04118	182	131	43	8
500	All good things must come to an end.	1.3240	0.04383	179	132	36	11
501	So…no dessert?	1.3231	0.04197	195	144	39	12
502	Looks like I’m catching you at the tail end of dinner	1.3231	0.04197	195	144	39	12
503	I could try pulling on it, I guess. But only if I get half."	1.3229	0.04430	192	145	32	15
504	Yes it makes you look fat.	1.3228	0.04287	189	140	37	12
505	Thereby hangs a tail.	1.3224	0.04815	152	113	29	10
506	Pssst. You have a tail in your teeth.	1.3222	0.04502	180	135	32	13
507	No thanks, I ate last month.	1.3220	0.03995	205	150	44	11
508	So you’re off your diet.	1.3220	0.04284	205	155	34	16
509	Oh, I’m just doing Uber on the weekends for some extra cash.	1.3220	0.04113	205	152	40	13
510	You have a little something on your tooth.	1.3218	0.04214	202	151	37	14
511	No, really, I couldn’t eat another bite.	1.3218	0.04329	202	153	33	16
512	So, it looks like you're breaking our dinner date?	1.3216	0.04362	171	125	37	9
513	Who's the king of the jungle now?	1.3216	0.04136	199	147	40	12
514	I've told you over and over again, portion control!	1.3214	0.04164	168	120	42	6
515	They're best just before their horns start to grow.	1.3212	0.04159	193	142	40	11
516	How’s the intermittent fasting going?	1.3212	0.04159	193	142	40	11
517	No swimming for one year.	1.3211	0.04100	218	164	38	16
518	I think someone's eyes were bigger than her stomach.	1.3211	0.04136	190	139	41	10
519	You do this every time my parents come over.	1.3211	0.04068	190	138	43	9
520	Floss?	1.3209	0.04315	187	139	36	12
521	Saturday is my cheetah day, so I'm allowed to have fast food.	1.3208	0.04017	212	157	42	13
522	They said if I eat the whole thing I get a free t-shirt	1.3208	0.04309	159	114	39	6
523	So you're backing out of our dinner date tonight?	1.3207	0.04430	184	138	33	13
524	I can’t take you anywhere.	1.3202	0.04078	203	150	41	12
525	How about just a movie, then?	1.3200	0.04292	175	128	38	9
526	Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew.	1.3198	0.03970	197	143	45	9
527	I see you've been to that gnu restaurant.	1.3197	0.04628	147	107	33	7
528	Geez!! You look like you swallowed a cow.	1.3193	0.04360	166	121	37	8
529	You're so full of bull that it's coming out of your mouth.	1.3191	0.04295	188	140	36	12
530	I can't believe I ate the whole thing! You wouldn't happen to have any Alca seltzer on you?	1.3190	0.04663	163	122	30	11
531	Perhaps it was something you ate.	1.3189	0.04134	185	135	41	9
532	These flexible jaw bones are a godsend of evolution.	1.3189	0.04342	185	138	35	12
533	Hey, I was saving that for later!	1.3188	0.04377	160	116	37	7
534	Why didn't you just get a take-home box if you weren't going to eat it all?	1.3188	0.04466	160	117	35	8
535	Looks like some pretty bad reflux you’ve got there.	1.3186	0.04178	204	153	37	14
536	It was good but woulda been better with horseradish	1.3184	0.03928	223	166	43	14
537	They sure taste good but the stretch marks are the worst.	1.3182	0.04346	176	130	36	10
538	I can still hear it singing Hakuna Matata.	1.3182	0.04205	198	148	37	13
539	Is now a convenient time to discuss your car's extended warranty?	1.3177	0.04294	192	144	35	13
540	I'd love to dine with you but I'm at the tail end of my last meal.	1.3175	0.04188	211	160	35	16
541	Half of that is mine, but, you had to go whole hog again.	1.3174	0.04812	167	128	25	14
542	Remember, you are what you eat	1.3172	0.04519	186	142	29	15
543	Imagine what we could do with forks and knives.	1.3172	0.04116	186	136	41	9
544	It’s a Chinese water buffalo. I’ll be hungry in a half hour.	1.3171	0.04330	205	157	31	17
545	I thought we were going to split it.	1.3171	0.03984	205	151	43	11
546	Tums?	1.3169	0.04012	183	132	44	7
547	How ironic; muted by a yak.	1.3169	0.05034	142	107	25	10
548	It's no wonder everyone thinks you're a bull-shitter.	1.3167	0.04204	180	132	39	9
549	What about PIG don’t you understand?	1.3166	0.04306	199	151	33	15
550	Must be the tail-end of it.	1.3165	0.04759	158	119	28	11
551	Ok. I see that you have swallowed the Big Lie. Now try to digest it.	1.3161	0.04338	193	146	33	14
552	Stay calm and breathe through your nostrils.	1.3160	0.04171	212	161	35	16
553	If you don't finish, you don't get dessert.	1.3158	0.04348	171	126	36	9
554	First he drags me to this party and then he says, "Cat got your tongue?" just one time too many.	1.3158	0.04256	190	142	36	12
555	Want a bite off the end? I'm stuffed.	1.3158	0.04579	171	129	30	12
556	Hakuna matata	1.3155	0.04635	168	127	29	12
557	Ox tail reflux?	1.3154	0.04864	149	112	27	10
558	Figuratively, your eyes are bigger than your stomach.	1.3153	0.04006	203	150	42	11
559	Intermittent fasting, again?	1.3152	0.04350	184	138	34	12
560	King of the jungle meets Snake in the grass.	1.3152	0.04367	165	121	36	8
561	Are you getting a strange after taste?	1.3150	0.04108	200	149	39	12
562	No, really, I haven't eaten anything all day!	1.3150	0.03855	200	145	47	8
563	I called heads.”	1.3149	0.04604	181	139	27	15
564	Ok, I'm ready - let's paint!	1.3148	0.04505	162	120	33	9
565	Did I miss the wildebeest truck again? I didn’t hear the music.	1.3147	0.04150	197	147	38	12
566	Maybe just some broth for dinner. I had a big lunch.	1.3145	0.04733	159	120	28	11
567	I can't believe i ate the W H O L E thing.	1.3143	0.04354	175	130	35	10
568	Bob, I think the problem is you need more roughage in your diet.	1.3143	0.03856	210	154	46	10
569	Now that's going to be a big shit	1.3141	0.04551	191	148	26	17
570	Honey, you don’t need to cook tonight	1.3136	0.04295	169	124	37	8
571	they lied, it didn't really taste like chicken.	1.3135	0.04397	185	140	32	13
572	Eat, Drink, Prey!	1.3133	0.04550	150	110	33	7
573	Guess what I had for dinner?	1.3133	0.04428	166	123	34	9
574	Thanx, Dad, but doncha think I'm a still a bit too young for a piece of tail?	1.3132	0.04447	182	138	31	13
575	Thanks for saving me a bite.	1.3125	0.04109	208	157	37	14
576	Once again, you grabbed the lion's share!	1.3125	0.04218	192	144	36	12
577	I'd say you bit off more than you can chew there.	1.3121	0.04769	157	119	27	11
578	Not lyin’ — a lion.	1.3118	0.04310	186	140	34	12
579	I was obviously saving that.	1.3118	0.04192	170	124	39	7
580	You must have slept with your mouth open.	1.3117	0.04274	154	111	38	5
581	S’posed to catch tigers by the tail, Hal.	1.3116	0.04225	215	166	31	18
582	Ha! Nice riff on Saint-Exupéry's "Drawing Number One." I'm just bringing an apple; easiest costume ever.	1.3115	0.04358	183	138	33	12
583	That was supposed to be "Dinner for Five".	1.3114	0.04722	167	128	26	13
584	We'be just met and you're offering me a peice of tail!!?	1.3111	0.04680	180	140	24	16
585	I’m trying the new paleo diet.	1.3111	0.03625	225	164	52	9
586	Wait - don’t tell me - you couldn’t possibly eat another bite.	1.3111	0.04190	180	133	38	9
587	Mom said, no swimming for a week.	1.3111	0.04116	180	132	40	8
588	Honey, have you seen the kids?	1.3107	0.04529	177	135	29	13
589	Wouldn't it have been easier to start at the other end?	1.3103	0.04206	174	128	38	8
590	I'd suggest you pause for a few minutes first and then ask yourself if you are still hungry.	1.3103	0.04944	145	110	25	10
591	You might need a laxative for that one.	1.3103	0.04436	174	131	32	11
592	Good luck crawling under a rock for awhile.	1.3102	0.04290	187	141	34	12
593	You shouldn't swallow all that bull.	1.3102	0.04486	187	144	28	15
594	You would have won the bet, but I said ‘tail first’.	1.3102	0.04356	187	142	32	13
595	Was it kosher?	1.3099	0.04333	171	127	35	9
596	Here we go again with you taking the lion’s share.	1.3098	0.04198	184	137	37	10
597	Please tell me you're not still binging and purging!	1.3094	0.04021	181	132	42	7
598	This place has great portion sizes!	1.3092	0.04000	207	155	40	12
599	Nah, looks good, but I'm on a diet. Couple of mice and a cup of coffee.	1.3091	0.04178	165	120	39	6
600	Bison goes straight to my hips.	1.3089	0.04024	191	141	41	9
601	Did someone forget that our wrestling weigh-in is tomorrow?	1.3089	0.04225	191	144	35	12
602	Told you I could do it in one bite”	1.3086	0.04489	162	121	32	9
603	I told you, "Don't have a cow!"	1.3086	0.04657	162	123	28	11
604	What happened to portion control?	1.3086	0.04339	175	131	34	10
605	I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't talk with your body full.	1.3086	0.04339	175	131	34	10
606	Don't worry. I can do the Heimlich in a squeeze.	1.3086	0.04185	175	129	38	8
607	Are you going to eat that?	1.3085	0.04065	188	139	40	9
608	So much for your diet!	1.3085	0.04336	188	143	32	13
609	You know what, I'm not as full as you'd expect.	1.3082	0.04457	159	118	33	8
610	I told you to swallow your PRIDE.	1.3081	0.04451	185	142	29	14
611	Sorry you had to choke on the tail.	1.3081	0.04036	185	136	41	8
612	They say the truth is hard to swallow but I find wild pigs harder.	1.3077	0.04700	182	143	22	17
613	How's that keto diet working for you?	1.3073	0.03965	179	130	43	6
614	To be honest, the tail sticking out of your mouth does kind of give it away.	1.3073	0.04121	179	132	39	8
615	They say you are what you eat.	1.3073	0.04270	179	134	35	10
616	That looks like the tail-end of your meal!	1.3068	0.04165	176	130	38	8
617	Dessert?	1.3067	0.04550	163	123	30	10
618	You know what they say, tail on the lips, forever on the hips.	1.3065	0.04297	186	141	33	12
619	No, dear, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.3065	0.04159	186	139	37	10
620	I see you started without me again.	1.3064	0.04444	173	131	31	11
621	It seems like a lot when you eat only one meal a day, but it’s keto!.	1.3064	0.04368	173	130	33	10
622	Harry, you’re full of bull	1.3059	0.04649	170	131	26	13
623	Isn’t it early for Snakesgiving?	1.3057	0.04666	157	119	28	10
624	That was an endangered species, Frank.	1.3049	0.04442	164	123	32	9
625	Way to take the bull by the horns.	1.3048	0.04209	187	141	35	11
626	You may have eaten a boar, but you look like a turtle.	1.3048	0.04140	187	140	37	10
627	Save room for dessert.	1.3046	0.04110	174	128	39	7
628	I’m not stupid. That’s not your tongue.	1.3041	0.04625	171	132	26	13
629	I wouldn’t swim for 30 minutes.	1.3041	0.04950	148	114	23	11
630	Anything show up on the X-ray?	1.3038	0.04640	158	120	28	10
631	Does the phrase 'bit off more than I can chew' mean nothing to you?	1.3036	0.04528	168	128	29	11
632	My eyes are nowhere nearly as big as my stomach.	1.3036	0.04201	168	124	37	7
633	So . . . taste like chicken?	1.3035	0.04005	201	151	39	11
634	All grass fed,I hope.	1.3030	0.04335	165	123	34	8
635	Would madame care for dessert?	1.3030	0.04502	165	125	30	10
636	Decided I was gonna start my diet tomorrow	1.3030	0.04249	165	122	36	7
637	I recommend a breath mint before you go home.	1.3029	0.04090	175	129	39	7
638	I guess today’s your cheetah day	1.3028	0.04895	142	108	25	9
639	You're a snakeskin belt when it wakes up, Larry.	1.3027	0.04504	185	144	26	15
640	Weird. Did you try his cell?	1.3026	0.04943	152	118	22	12
641	Usually I go Dutch on a first date, but you had the lion's share.	1.3026	0.04150	195	148	35	12
642	Do I have to call you "they" now?	1.3025	0.04883	162	127	21	14
643	How many times do I have to tell you? No yawning during a stampede!	1.3022	0.04489	182	141	27	14
644	Your stomach is definitely bigger than your eyes.	1.3022	0.04210	182	137	35	10
645	Yes, I have some Tums.	1.3019	0.04615	159	121	28	10
646	That's fine at home, but not when we're out."	1.3018	0.04180	169	125	37	7
647	That was awesome !	1.3018	0.04345	169	127	33	9
648	I'm going on a diet tomorrow.	1.3015	0.04705	136	101	29	6
649	The lion was lying down with the lamb, so I ate them both	1.3015	0.04931	136	103	25	8
650	I only do paleo.	1.3014	0.04166	146	105	38	3
651	How many times have I told you to chew your food before swallowing....	1.3011	0.04547	186	146	24	16
652	You certainly took the bull by the horns, didn't you?	1.3011	0.04075	186	139	38	9
653	Whole Foods, the only way to go.	1.3010	0.04495	196	155	23	18
654	I assume you were at the new buffet place.	1.3007	0.05064	143	111	21	11
655	For a very stable genius it has to be the greatest swallow of all time.”	1.3007	0.04915	153	119	22	12
656	Warren Buffett called and is wondering why there is only a bear statue remaining on Wall Street. Do you have any idea what he is talking about?	1.3007	0.04645	153	116	28	9
657	It's probably something you ate	1.3006	0.04449	163	123	31	9
658	Looks like today was a slow gnus day."	1.3006	0.04429	173	132	30	11
659	You know, stripes really would look more slimming on you.	1.3006	0.04114	173	128	38	7
660	You’re taller than I expected.	1.3005	0.04044	183	136	39	8
661	Still eating your steak tartar I see.	1.3005	0.04238	193	148	32	13
662	What's the Heimlich Maneuver?	1.3000	0.04675	160	123	26	11
663	You’ll never guess who I ran into.	1.3000	0.04706	150	114	27	9
664	I'm telling you again, plant-based is the only way you're gonna get back into shape!	1.3000	0.04504	160	121	30	9
665	Didn’t your mother tell you to constrict your food at least 32 times?	1.3000	0.04500	140	103	32	5
666	Making a pig of myself	1.3000	0.04481	170	130	29	11
667	I’m at the tail end of dinner	1.3000	0.04309	150	110	35	5
668	I see you’ve had lunch already.	1.2994	0.04207	177	133	35	9
669	Ooh, can I have the last bite?	1.2994	0.04614	167	129	26	12
670	It’s the best part.	1.2994	0.04187	157	115	37	5
671	Now what did I tell you about yawning in front of a charging rhino???	1.2994	0.04377	157	117	33	7
672	We hunt rodents, Clive. What you have there is a major eating disorder.	1.2993	0.05114	137	106	21	10
673	Congrats — your mouth is now a methane bomb.	1.2989	0.04310	184	141	31	12
674	...these body modifications are getting out of hand Gary.	1.2988	0.04164	164	121	37	6
675	I can't believe I ate the whole thing	1.2983	0.04287	181	138	32	11
676	If that's Pumbaa, you can forget about any role in the Disney sequel.	1.2983	0.04142	181	136	36	9
677	I just gotta remember not to sneeze.	1.2981	0.04650	161	124	26	11
678	Pork belly?	1.2979	0.04244	188	144	32	12
679	Once on the lips, forever on the hips	1.2978	0.04550	178	139	25	14
680	Not on a first date.	1.2977	0.04809	131	98	27	6
681	The diet starts tomorrow	1.2977	0.04930	131	99	25	7
682	Jeez ,Frank! Did you even taste it?!	1.2977	0.05163	131	101	21	9
683	Talk about fast food!	1.2976	0.04098	168	124	38	6
684	How is the paleo diet going?	1.2973	0.04742	148	113	26	9
685	I'm not full of bull, YOU are!!	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
686	I guess ‘Here kitty kitty’ worked.	1.2971	0.05185	138	108	19	11
687	Please, just grab the tail, and slither backwards as fast as you can!	1.2969	0.04880	128	96	26	6
688	Now do you believe me when I tell you your eyes are bigger than your stomach?	1.2968	0.04859	155	121	22	12
689	That is not what I meant when I said that I was bringing someone over for dinner.	1.2968	0.04501	155	117	30	8
690	Up for dinner at my place next Spring?	1.2967	0.04195	182	138	34	10
691	No, I can't. I just ate.	1.2967	0.04195	182	138	34	10
692	I suppose you're passing on dessert.....	1.2966	0.04390	145	107	33	5
693	A dinner date with you is always all or nothing.	1.2965	0.04359	172	131	31	10
694	If I guess what it is, can I have the tail?	1.2965	0.04015	199	151	37	11
695	I thought you'd like to know, you've got something in your fangs.	1.2963	0.04456	162	123	30	9
696	Thanks, I already ate.	1.2963	0.04189	162	120	36	6
697	I am going as a hat this Halloween.	1.2961	0.04457	179	139	27	13
698	I see you've gone whole hog. Let's do lunch, in 90 days.	1.2959	0.04244	196	152	30	14
699	Can I have the end?	1.2959	0.04410	169	129	30	10
700	I don’t feel like dinner tonight honey. Maybe next month.	1.2959	0.04329	169	128	32	9
701	In fairness, he tried to eat me first!	1.2958	0.04557	142	106	30	6
702	You really bit off more than you could chew, Hank	1.2957	0.04337	186	144	29	13
703	You'd be surprised how much I make as an AirBNB. But the checkout procedure is rough.	1.2956	0.04510	159	121	29	9
704	The lion’s share, Harold? Literally?	1.2955	0.04510	176	137	26	13
705	Maybe it was HIS problem-free philosophy, but a snake can only take that Hakuna Matata song for just sooo long!	1.2955	0.05456	132	105	15	12
706	Which TikTok challenge was this again?	1.2955	0.04655	132	98	29	5
707	Let’s French kiss.	1.2953	0.04903	149	116	22	11
708	Obese? No. You’re just a little out of shape.	1.2952	0.04380	166	126	31	9
709	Stop blaming it on slow metabolism, Scott. If you cared one bit about me and our anniversary dinner tonight, you would have planned accordingly.	1.2951	0.04103	183	138	36	9
710	There's always room for dessert.	1.2951	0.03954	183	136	40	7
711	You haven't seen the lunch I left in the breakroom, have you? It was a warthog. Had my name on it.	1.2949	0.04287	156	116	34	6
712	I warned you about the water buffalo. They go straight to your hips.	1.2945	0.04432	163	124	30	9
713	You’ve got something stuck in your teeth.	1.2945	0.04346	163	123	32	8
714	Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like a hat?	1.2945	0.04681	163	127	24	12
715	I said, "Don't HAVE A COW, you idiot!	1.2944	0.04293	180	138	31	11
716	How’s that new spandex skin workin’?	1.2941	0.04436	153	115	31	7
717	Today's my cheat day.	1.2941	0.04387	170	130	30	10
718	What do you mean, 'no one will notice' ?	1.2941	0.04142	170	127	36	7
719	Tony, it's been three weeks. I think it might be a tumor.	1.2937	0.04397	160	121	31	8
720	No. I have no idea what a Heimlich maneuver is. Why?	1.2937	0.04742	143	109	26	8
721	You have something stuck in your fangs.	1.2934	0.04012	167	123	39	5
722	Please don’t ruin your appetite - you know we’re having dinner in only two days.	1.2930	0.04167	157	116	36	5
723	Personally, I avoid foods that make me shape-shift.	1.2928	0.04344	181	140	29	12
724	And that's why you don't slither with your mouth open.	1.2922	0.04506	154	117	29	8
725	You got something stuck in your fang.	1.2922	0.04506	154	117	29	8
726	Care for a digestif?	1.2922	0.04411	154	116	31	7
727	You promised to save the tail for me.	1.2921	0.04016	178	133	38	7
728	Don't worry, this will make a great fable someday.	1.2920	0.04766	137	104	26	7
729	Obviously, I haven't thought this one through!	1.2919	0.04193	161	120	35	6
730	I guess this means no dessert	1.2917	0.04167	168	126	35	7
731	I can't pull that off, but in you it looks good.	1.2917	0.04815	144	111	24	9
732	So today’s your cheat day, huh?	1.2917	0.04574	168	131	25	12
733	You're only going to ruin your dinner.	1.2914	0.04264	151	112	34	5
734	C'mon Frankie, just one more bite.	1.2914	0.04264	151	112	34	5
735	I saved some for you.	1.2914	0.04466	151	114	30	7
736	So that's what 'having a cow' is like..??	1.2914	0.04660	151	116	26	9
737	You don’t have COVID, it’s probably something you ate.	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
738	Now who's King of the Jungle?	1.2910	0.04834	134	102	25	7
739	So, I guess this means you're not sharing?	1.2909	0.04469	165	127	28	10
740	Luckily, gluttony isn't a sin yet.	1.2908	0.04671	141	107	27	7
741	I'm on a whole foods diet	1.2908	0.04562	141	106	29	6
742	You promised me you were going vegan!!	1.2908	0.04671	141	107	27	7
743	Going to need a colonoscopy after this	1.2908	0.04884	141	109	23	9
744	No, it's slimming, actually.	1.2905	0.04523	148	112	29	7
745	I told you your eyes were bigger than your stomach, but you wouldn't listen.	1.2903	0.04387	155	117	31	7
746	Guess? Well, it's not one of the Queen's corgis.	1.2901	0.04170	162	121	35	6
747	It was tasty, but I know tonight’s gonna be Hakuna Mylanta.	1.2901	0.04607	162	126	25	11
748	I see the cat has got your tongue.	1.2899	0.04703	169	134	21	14
749	You ate Richard?!	1.2898	0.04196	176	134	33	9
750	I didn't want to worry about supply-chain issues this winter	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
751	...and you've just been really unhinged lately	1.2896	0.04014	183	138	37	8
752	Taste like chicken, right?	1.2893	0.04403	159	121	30	8
753	Your eyes are actually smaller than your stomach	1.2892	0.04278	166	126	32	8
754	Finish every bite, or you don’t get dessert.	1.2892	0.04191	166	125	34	7
755	Ceci n'est pas une pipe.	1.2889	0.04350	180	140	28	12
756	That's gonna go right through you...	1.2888	0.04303	187	146	28	13
757	You’re always hiding something from me.	1.2886	0.04183	149	110	35	4
758	What's the cautionary tale you want to pass along?	1.2885	0.04982	156	125	17	14
759	I prefer intermittent feasting	1.2885	0.04548	156	120	27	9
760	Could you repeat that? You sound a little horse.	1.2885	0.04638	156	121	25	10
761	Great. I'm ordering out. You know I hate cooking for one.	1.2885	0.04267	156	117	33	6
762	I wonder what happened to my order.	1.2882	0.04527	170	133	25	12
763	It's not about the digestion. It's about the journey.	1.2880	0.03995	184	139	37	8
764	I lured them with an apple.	1.2880	0.03899	191	144	39	8
765	I've eaten there. They do wonderful things with pork.	1.2879	0.04629	132	99	28	5
766	No honey, it doesn't make your ass look fat.	1.2877	0.04758	146	113	24	9
767	That's a bunch o' bull	1.2875	0.04640	160	125	24	11
768	Hard to tell which one of you is the bigger pig”.	1.2875	0.04555	160	124	26	10
769	I thought we agreed. Small portions.	1.2874	0.04170	167	126	34	7
770	Didn’t you leave anything for me?	1.2874	0.04339	167	128	30	9
771	So I guess your eyes aren’t bigger than your stomach…	1.2874	0.04299	174	134	30	10
772	Leave room for dessert???	1.2873	0.04036	181	137	36	8
773	Which food delivery service are you working for now?	1.2867	0.04720	143	110	25	8
774	Two words; portion control!	1.2867	0.04507	143	108	29	6
775	Do you always have to eat right before we go out?	1.2867	0.04667	150	116	25	9
776	Two minutes late, I was two minutes late and you start without me."	1.2867	0.04667	150	116	25	9
777	You have a tiger by the tail!	1.2867	0.04160	150	111	35	4
778	Grab a hold of this tail, I've got indigestion agan!	1.2866	0.04432	157	120	29	8
779	No, lions give me gas.	1.2866	0.04243	157	118	33	6
780	Cat food is much better than I thought it would be.	1.2866	0.04523	157	121	27	9
781	Why,no,it doesn't make you look fat at all.	1.2866	0.04475	164	127	27	10
782	Eating too much causes inflation.	1.2866	0.04304	164	125	31	8
783	Got something stuck in your teeth there	1.2866	0.04127	164	123	35	6
784	No, I don’t want a bite.	1.2866	0.04127	164	123	35	6
785	Why do you keep biting off more than you can chew?	1.2865	0.04268	171	131	31	9
786	The deli sandwiches are just too big.”	1.2865	0.03999	178	134	37	7
787	I brought that for us to share.	1.2857	0.04566	140	106	28	6
788	You really do look like a hat.	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
789	Sick mohawk bro.	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
790	Whatever happened to going vegan?	1.2857	0.04265	161	122	32	7
791	As to how, he was drunk. As to why, I was drunk.	1.2857	0.04615	161	126	24	11
792	Hump Day!	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
793	Sure, you’re a big star in those reptiles eating it whole videos but what about me and the kids?	1.2857	0.04193	154	115	34	5
794	I said don’t talk with your mouth full.	1.2857	0.04428	175	137	26	12
795	He’s really into me.	1.2857	0.04566	140	106	28	6
796	Yes, I'm sure I don't want a bite.	1.2848	0.04367	165	127	29	9
797	I’m not sure the intermittent fasting is working.	1.2848	0.04640	151	117	25	9
798	New deli!	1.2847	0.04587	144	110	27	7
799	I saved you the best part.	1.2847	0.04510	137	103	29	5
800	A threesome! I always thought it wouldn't work.	1.2841	0.04256	176	136	30	10
801	I thought the menu said “boneless.”	1.2841	0.03939	176	132	38	6
802	No, don't swallow the tail! I can make Oxtail soup!".	1.2840	0.04127	169	128	34	7
803	Did it come with a toy?	1.2840	0.04419	162	125	28	9
804	So he just invited himself in?	1.2839	0.04554	155	120	26	9
805	I know you've eaten. I can tell when you're lyin'	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
806	That's a lot to swallow	1.2838	0.04398	148	112	30	6
807	I see you stopped for a quick one on the way home... again.	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
808	Personally, I've given up dairy.	1.2837	0.04538	141	107	28	6
809	You look boared.	1.2837	0.04648	141	108	26	7
810	The Republicans take longer to digest	1.2836	0.04925	134	104	22	8
811	You know,Slick,you really can’t bite off more than you fail to chew.	1.2830	0.04198	159	120	33	6
812	You have something stuck between your teeth.	1.2829	0.04613	152	118	25	9
813	Speak up. Cat got your tongue?	1.2828	0.04118	198	155	30	13
814	Mom says wait an hour before you go swimming.	1.2828	0.04453	145	110	29	6
815	Sometimes you eat the lion. Sometimes the lion eats you. I won this round.	1.2826	0.03903	184	139	38	7
816	I see you broke your fast.	1.2826	0.04823	138	107	23	8
817	So that’s what you meant when you said you were only having one and coming straight home.	1.2824	0.04504	131	98	29	4
818	Aha! So, you're NOT a vegetarian!	1.2824	0.04021	170	128	36	6
819	Wait at least 30 minutes before you go back into the river.	1.2824	0.04273	170	131	30	9
820	You're becoming a boar.	1.2824	0.04190	170	130	32	8
821	I like my meat a little bit roar	1.2824	0.04353	170	132	28	10
822	Have you seen George?	1.2822	0.04309	163	125	30	8
823	My rattle is not what it was but my appetite hasn’t slowed down.	1.2821	0.04436	156	120	28	8
824	Can you come back in a few minutes? We’re at the tail end of our meeting.	1.2821	0.04342	156	119	30	7
825	Poodle again? You know French food doesn't agree with you.	1.2819	0.04673	149	116	24	9
826	Dude, didn’t you eat that a week ago?	1.2815	0.04661	135	103	26	6
827	I invited Marvin over for dinner! We didn’t even get a chance to talk!	1.2815	0.05004	135	106	20	9
828	It will be at least an hour before I can join you for a swim.	1.2814	0.04322	167	129	29	9
829	And what did you do about the horns?	1.2814	0.04151	167	127	33	7
830	Good heavens, Jack! I thought you were kidding.	1.2812	0.04449	160	124	27	9
831	Just an appetizer you said.	1.2812	0.04565	128	96	28	4
832	I always have a hard time digesting dairy.	1.2810	0.04395	153	117	29	7
833	Just like this, without any salt?	1.2810	0.04586	153	119	25	9
834	I don't know; but he said he is the king of the jungle.	1.2808	0.04319	146	110	31	5
835	Is that a yak in your sack or are you just glad to see me?	1.2808	0.04635	146	113	25	8
836	There was plenty. You could have shared.	1.2808	0.04319	146	110	31	5
837	You want a mint ??	1.2808	0.04208	146	109	33	4
838	I hate leftovers.	1.2808	0.04635	146	113	25	8
839	You're looking bullish today!	1.2808	0.04319	146	110	31	5
840	Looks like you got the Lion's share.	1.2808	0.04427	146	111	29	6
841	No more sharing; next time we each order our own entrees.	1.2808	0.04532	146	112	27	7
842	Does this bison make my butt look big?	1.2806	0.04793	139	108	23	8
843	I see someone broke their diet	1.2806	0.04454	139	105	29	5
844	My swallow is bigger than my bite.	1.2806	0.04682	139	107	25	7
845	Let me guess . . . the all you can eat buffet!	1.2803	0.05193	132	105	17	10
846	You know you’re gonna have stretch marks, right?	1.2803	0.04412	157	121	28	8
847	And all I’m saying is your table manners could be better when we go out to dinner with my parents	1.2803	0.04223	157	119	32	6
848	That wasn't what I meant when I said you should consume more "gnus".	1.2800	0.04549	150	116	26	8
849	I was gonna suggest lunch, but I see you've already eaten.	1.2800	0.03940	175	132	37	6
850	The food in the fridge is labeled for a reason, Phil.	1.2798	0.04215	168	129	31	8
851	Hey Carl want to play hide and seek with us?	1.2798	0.04043	168	127	35	6
852	Lion always makes me bloated.	1.2797	0.04801	143	112	22	9
853	Huge sale on bacon this week - just $1.99 per pound.	1.2797	0.04483	143	109	28	6
854	I think you bit off more than you can chew.	1.2797	0.04258	143	107	32	4
855	I'm subletting. To keep up with inflation.	1.2795	0.04336	161	124	29	8
856	I didn’t know you wanted any.	1.2793	0.03801	179	134	40	5
857	That’s quite a tale	1.2792	0.04652	154	121	23	10
858	I have a tale to tell…	1.2792	0.04560	154	120	25	9
859	I like mine with mint jelly.	1.2792	0.04272	154	117	31	6
860	I always heard you were full of bull, but I assumed it meant figuratively.	1.2791	0.05041	129	101	20	8
861	I binged.	1.2791	0.04229	172	133	30	9
862	I told you that your big mouth was going to get you in trouble one day.	1.2791	0.04535	129	97	28	4
863	keep away from fast food, its bad for your posture !	1.2791	0.04666	129	98	26	5
864	Now we know how fattening they really are!	1.2789	0.04708	147	115	23	9
865	Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant Death.” John Milton, (1608-1674) 'Paradise Lost	1.2787	0.05492	122	98	14	10
866	Never talk with your mouth full.	1.2785	0.04102	158	119	34	5
867	Looks like you're still into that nose-to-tail thing.	1.2785	0.04294	158	121	30	7
868	You always get the lion's share!	1.2784	0.03921	176	133	37	6
869	So much for “Hakuna Matata.”	1.2783	0.04546	115	85	28	2
870	I hate to see you stretched so thin …	1.2783	0.05174	115	89	20	6
871	stop eating FAST food	1.2783	0.05319	115	90	18	7
872	Race you to the watering hole.	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
873	You look stuffed!!!	1.2782	0.04573	133	101	27	5
874	How many times have I told you not to hiss with your mouthful!	1.2781	0.04522	151	117	26	8
875	So,I guess "I could eat a horse" is a real thing,huh?	1.2781	0.04219	151	114	32	5
876	Your eyes are bigger than your body.	1.2778	0.03996	144	106	36	2
877	What happened to your promise to cut back on red meat?	1.2778	0.04131	162	123	33	6
878	No one's ever told you, "Don't have a cow"?	1.2778	0.04222	162	124	31	7
879	Yeah so then when you get over the border, you’ll meet Kaznol , he will take you to the hideout …and then just poop it back out …	1.2774	0.04715	155	123	21	11
880	Don't you wish we could use a knife and fork?	1.2774	0.04363	137	103	30	4
881	Mom said you always take the lions share.	1.2774	0.04363	137	103	30	4
882	I couldn't help it . I made a pig of myself	1.2771	0.04491	166	131	24	11
883	Oh, fuck!	1.2771	0.04651	166	133	20	13
884	You're going to need a good laxative with this one!	1.2770	0.04048	148	110	35	3
885	I can see where this dinner is headed.	1.2770	0.04160	148	111	33	4
886	Can you recommend a gastroenterologist?	1.2770	0.04160	148	111	33	4
887	What's a matter Maury. . . cat got your tongue?	1.2767	0.04542	159	125	24	10
888	Why do I always arrive at the tail end of the action?	1.2767	0.04542	159	125	24	10
889	This your first day at Busch Gardens?	1.2766	0.04733	141	110	23	8
890	He was charging at me, what else was I supposed to do?	1.2766	0.04513	141	108	27	6
891	I think we're beyond trying the Heimlich Maneuver.	1.2761	0.04790	163	132	17	14
892	Diet cheat day?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
893	Please don’t talk while you chew. I can see everything you’ve eaten.	1.2759	0.04092	145	108	34	3
894	It’s ok, I’m on Atkins.	1.2759	0.04106	174	134	32	8
895	No. That ass doesn’t look big in your pants !	1.2756	0.04508	156	122	25	9
896	Your profile said you were a vegetarian	1.2756	0.04321	156	120	29	7
897	I told you to make room for dessert	1.2756	0.04566	127	96	27	4
898	Head to tail ....all the restaurants are doing it...	1.2754	0.04573	138	106	26	6
899	I see you went to the all you can eat buffet again	1.2754	0.04799	138	108	22	8
900	Let me guess, American?	1.2754	0.05119	138	111	16	11
901	Would you like fries with that?	1.2754	0.04687	138	107	24	7
902	That looks great in you!	1.2752	0.04349	149	114	29	6
903	What’s for desert?	1.2749	0.04233	171	133	29	9
904	No, I haven't eaten yet. Why do you ask?	1.2748	0.04730	131	101	24	6
905	Most people just eat the wings, but I like the whole buffalo.	1.2745	0.04373	153	118	28	7
906	You look like the snake that swallowed the cat that swallowed the canary!	1.2745	0.04373	153	118	28	7
907	Like Kenny Rogers said "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em"	1.2744	0.03994	164	124	35	5
908	I told you not to bite off more than you can chew.	1.2744	0.04522	164	130	23	11
909	Can we postpone our dinner date for a few weeks?	1.2743	0.05067	113	87	21	5
910	I see you swallow that load of bull.	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
911	Is it noticeable?	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
912	Sorry, I can't do the Heimlich thing.	1.2734	0.05048	128	101	19	8
913	You're right, Joe. Your stomach is definitely bigger than your eyes.	1.2734	0.04658	139	108	24	7
914	No fair. I was chasing him and you just showed up with your mouth open.	1.2734	0.05086	139	112	16	11
915	Whatsa matter...tongue got your cat?	1.2733	0.04624	150	118	23	9
916	Got any Tums?	1.2733	0.04427	150	116	27	7
917	And to think I rushed over here because Norman said you were unhinged.	1.2733	0.04324	150	115	29	6
918	Well, that answers the question ... "Where's the beef?"	1.2733	0.04577	161	128	22	11
919	I saved the best part for you, darling.	1.2733	0.04577	161	128	22	11
920	Howard, we’re eating dinner in two hours!	1.2733	0.04447	172	137	23	12
921	Bit off more than you can chew, eh?	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
922	Next time let’s order separate entrees	1.2727	0.04674	143	112	23	8
923	Ssstephen! You can't keep eating the exchange students.	1.2727	0.04414	165	130	25	10
924	Gotta hand it to you,Charlie. When you said,I got this,I had my doubts.	1.2727	0.04148	154	117	32	5
925	You got any Bromo?	1.2727	0.04574	132	101	26	5
926	Another example of the tail wagging the snake.	1.2727	0.04574	132	101	26	5
927	Biting off more than you can chew again?	1.2727	0.04249	154	118	30	6
928	You always have to go bigger than everyone else, don't you, Larry?	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
929	This is not what I meant by getting in shape	1.2727	0.04148	154	117	32	5
930	Now, don't go in swimming for at least twenty minutes.	1.2722	0.03878	158	118	37	3
931	Does this Buffalo make my ass look fat?	1.2721	0.04585	147	115	24	8
932	Aren't you concerned about your cholesterol?	1.2721	0.04159	147	111	32	4
933	See, this is why I prefer smoothies.	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
934	Do you know the Heimlich maneuver?	1.2721	0.04377	147	113	28	6
935	Really? That’s my favorite part.	1.2721	0.04269	147	112	30	5
936	Maybe try using it as a flyswatter	1.2721	0.04605	136	105	25	6
937	Honey, if you eat the lion, there won't be enough cubs for the rest of our guests.	1.2721	0.04485	136	104	27	5
938	And this little piggy went "wee, wee, wee, wee" all the way down.	1.2720	0.04307	125	93	30	2
939	Is singing "Circle of Life" or "Hakuna Matata" more appropriate here?	1.2720	0.05000	125	98	20	7
940	Taking the bull by the horns is metaphorical, not literal.	1.2716	0.04292	162	126	28	8
941	Yeah it’s called Keto. I can eat all the Lions I want as long as I don’t have any bread.	1.2716	0.04381	162	127	26	9
942	Are you still eating that?	1.2715	0.04401	151	117	27	7
943	Would you like a toothpick?	1.2714	0.04282	140	106	30	4
944	Someone looks like the cat that ate the canary.	1.2714	0.04516	140	108	26	6
945	The cat's got my tongue.	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
946	Maybe you should pass on dessert?	1.2711	0.04044	166	127	33	6
947	You want a piece of tail?	1.2710	0.04225	155	119	30	6
948	Aren’t you lactose intolerant?	1.2710	0.04419	155	121	26	8
949	A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, whatever those are.	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
950	Told ya.	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
951	That’s right, the last bit I heard was, “Wimoweh.”	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
952	Dotty, have you seen my pet wildebeest?	1.2708	0.04540	144	112	25	7
953	If that's Mustafa's kid, you're fucked.	1.2708	0.05046	144	117	15	12
954	It’s rude to hiss with your mouth full!	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
955	No such thing as too much bacon.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
956	Too late for me to grab the tiger by the tail?	1.2707	0.05133	133	107	16	10
957	Hakuna Matata? I bet he's worried now.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
958	Not exactly what I thought you meant when you said you wanted some tail.	1.2704	0.04433	159	125	25	9
959	It needs a little something	1.2704	0.04342	159	124	27	8
960	You caught me at the tail end of lunch.	1.2703	0.05422	111	88	16	7
961	You know what they say, ‘in like a lion…’	1.2703	0.05111	111	86	20	5
962	Can't say that I've seen him, sorry	1.2703	0.04244	148	113	30	5
963	Darn it! I always arrive right at the tail end of the buffet.	1.2701	0.04209	137	103	31	3
964	Next time, let's just order one to share.	1.2701	0.04457	137	105	27	5
965	Looks like you are at the tail end of the meal.	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
966	It ruined my ‘perfect’ 36-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-36 figure but screw that patriarchal bullsh*t.	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
967	Is that the paleo diet wagging her tail??	1.2701	0.04915	137	109	19	9
968	I know you ate the last one, just admit it.	1.2701	0.04335	137	104	29	4
969	Ya know that crazy warthog? He didn’t think I could swallow all of him. Guess who believes me now?	1.2699	0.04357	163	128	26	9
970	You’re gonna need some fiber with that load.	1.2697	0.04474	152	119	25	8
971	I think you have something in your teeth.	1.2695	0.04374	141	108	28	5
972	Not tonight. I have a headache.	1.2695	0.04374	141	108	28	5
973	Narnia won't be happy.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
974	This is why we never dine out.	1.2692	0.04475	130	99	27	4
975	Am I too late for dinner?	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
976	I know, but calories you eat slithering don't count.	1.2687	0.04757	134	105	22	7
977	All I really wanted was the tail, but he wouldn't turn around.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
978	It must be nice knowing what you'll have for dinner the next three weeks.	1.2686	0.03986	175	135	33	7
979	Babe, that's Babe!	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
980	How many times have I told you not to talk when the food's still in your mouth?	1.2683	0.04770	123	95	23	5
981	You really need to think before you order "all you can eat".	1.2683	0.04482	123	93	27	3
982	Try alka-seltzer	1.2683	0.04628	123	94	25	4
983	Ooooo! MGM is going to sue your ass!	1.2681	0.04308	138	105	29	4
984	I take it that you won't care to go for lunch with me for at least a week	1.2681	0.04546	138	107	25	6
985	So that's a 'no' on the toothpick?	1.2680	0.04250	153	118	29	6
986	My doctor said to stop eating processed foods	1.2680	0.03935	153	115	35	3
987	I thought you had given up beef.	1.2679	0.03912	168	128	35	5
988	Don’t have a cow, man.	1.2677	0.04670	127	98	24	5
989	Wait for me! I’m at the tail-end of my lunch”.	1.2677	0.04394	127	96	28	3
990	I guess the buffet is out?	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
991	Talk about the quintessential glutton for punishment.	1.2676	0.04679	142	112	22	8
992	Dear, do you have any idea where the cat is?" "Nope, no a clue.	1.2676	0.04989	142	115	16	11
993	Why do you always get the lion's share?	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
994	Right, king of the jungle.	1.2676	0.04989	142	115	16	11
995	Can't join you for dinner tonight -- I had a big lunch.	1.2675	0.04370	157	123	26	8
996	Want me to get your Tums?	1.2675	0.04275	157	122	28	7
997	I know,he said "don't have a cow," but it actually seemed like a good idea.	1.2672	0.05246	116	92	17	7
998	You are not long enough for your appetite.	1.2672	0.04702	131	102	23	6
999	You lasted as a vegan for all of two hours?	1.2671	0.04589	146	115	23	8
1000	Hey, did you eat the last water buffalo?	1.2671	0.04384	161	127	25	9
1001	Don't complain to me if you're up all night with indigestion	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
1002	Given the climate change flooding predictions, I went with the retractable sail option	1.2667	0.04135	165	128	30	7
1003	You are so full of it, Jimothy.	1.2667	0.04486	135	104	26	5
1004	What do you mean you didn't know it was my lunch? I wrote my name right on that boar.	1.2667	0.04403	150	117	26	7
1005	When I invited you over for dinner, I didn't expect you to eat the guest of honor.	1.2667	0.04403	150	117	26	7
1006	Oh,you found something gnu.	1.2667	0.04386	120	90	28	2
1007	You could have invited me to lunch.	1.2667	0.04195	150	115	30	5
1008	I think you misheard me, dude, I said "DON'T have a cow.	1.2667	0.04486	135	104	26	5
1009	You need to wait twenty minutes before diving into the swamp.	1.2662	0.04226	154	119	29	6
1010	Looks like you saved the best part for last.	1.2662	0.04632	139	109	23	7
1011	Try flossing again.	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
1012	Yeah, "King of Beasts" - blah, blah, blah...	1.2659	0.04090	173	135	30	8
1013	I suppose dessert is out of the question....	1.2657	0.04754	143	114	20	9
1014	That’s going to be one impressive hairball.	1.2657	0.04433	143	111	26	6
1015	Cheetah day?	1.2656	0.04896	128	101	20	7
1016	Finish you dinner or no dessert.	1.2656	0.04638	128	99	24	5
1017	No dessert until you finish your dinner.	1.2656	0.04638	128	99	24	5
1018	The fridge broke.	1.2656	0.04769	128	100	22	6
1019	You deserved the lion's share.	1.2654	0.04271	162	127	27	8
1020	Embrace your inner lion was a metaphor.	1.2654	0.04271	162	127	27	8
1021	Holy cow! I can't believe I ate the whole thing.	1.2654	0.04088	162	125	31	6
1022	You ate it?! I was saving that for the Pendery's potluck dinner on Friday.	1.2654	0.04271	162	127	27	8
1023	Hair of the dog?	1.2653	0.04561	147	116	23	8
1024	God says you need to give back Eve.	1.2653	0.04352	147	114	27	6
1025	I just don't have those issues with a plant-based diet.	1.2653	0.04662	147	117	21	9
1026	Does this warthog make me look fat?	1.2652	0.04283	132	100	29	3
1027	So I really think free-range makes a difference...	1.2650	0.04915	117	91	21	5
1028	This is how I get through intermittent fasting.	1.2649	0.04670	151	121	20	10
1029	I thought we were trying to be better about chewing our food	1.2647	0.04810	136	108	20	8
1030	Would you mind? I''ve been waiting all day to get a piece of tail."	1.2645	0.04397	155	122	25	8
1031	I saw it first!	1.2645	0.04510	121	92	26	3
1032	You just have to stop stuffing yourself, Kevin!	1.2643	0.04373	140	108	27	5
1033	I liked it better the other way.	1.2643	0.04489	140	109	25	6
1034	Ironically, he was singing Hakuna Matata	1.2643	0.04713	140	111	21	8
1035	That explains the aftertaste.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1036	We'll never lose the invasive tag if their house pets keep disappearing like that.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1037	Hey, don't have a cow, man!	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1038	You look like the snake who ate the cat who ate the canary.	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1039	Turn it around and it will fit perfectly.	1.2640	0.04420	125	95	27	3
1040	I guess I’ll have the chicken.	1.2639	0.04621	144	114	22	8
1041	I just ate something that didn’t agree with me.	1.2638	0.04248	163	128	27	8
1042	Is my breath OK?	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1043	I warned you about yawning during a stampede.	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
1044	They told me it was free if I could finish it in an hour.	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
1045	How many times have I told you, don't have a cow.	1.2635	0.04634	148	118	21	9
1046	Does lion also taste like chicken?	1.2635	0.04326	148	115	27	6
1047	Cat’s out of the bag?	1.2632	0.04041	152	116	32	4
1048	Save room for a breath mint.	1.2632	0.04834	114	88	22	4
1049	You know I can tell when you snack before dinner!	1.2632	0.04251	152	118	28	6
1050	Mom’s gonna be pissed you ate dessert before dinner.”	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1051	Want a breath mint?	1.2628	0.04277	156	122	27	7
1052	There was only one piece left, I swear	1.2628	0.04372	156	123	25	8
1053	I thought you were lactose intolerant.	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
1054	So, what's gnu?	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
1055	It’s no wonder you have trouble making friends.	1.2628	0.04778	137	109	20	8
1056	Well it is Monday and I was boared.	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
1057	I told you not to have a cow!	1.2625	0.04013	160	123	32	5
1058	What makes you think I've seen your lunch?	1.2625	0.04297	160	126	26	8
1059	Does this heifer make me look fat?	1.2625	0.04205	160	125	28	7
1060	I save the tail for dessert.	1.2624	0.04574	141	111	23	7
1061	You couldn't save me a piece?	1.2624	0.04346	141	109	27	5
1062	I told you to order off the kids menu.	1.2624	0.04790	141	113	19	9
1063	I floss after every meal, too!	1.2622	0.04136	164	128	29	7
1064	A little tail of the dog …	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
1065	I’m bulking	1.2617	0.04507	149	118	23	8
1066	No swimming for 30 days now.	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1067	Your colon is going to be really sorry about this.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1068	Don’t you hate it when that happens.	1.2613	0.05073	111	87	19	5
1069	I told you midterm’s would be hard to swallow.	1.2612	0.04729	134	106	21	7
1070	How many times do I have to tell you: bison, not buffalo!	1.2612	0.04093	134	101	31	2
1071	I said, no snacks before dinner!	1.2609	0.04747	138	110	20	8
1072	Are you getting enough fiber?	1.2609	0.04153	138	105	30	3
1073	You know, whole milk doesn't mean you have to swallow the whole cow.	1.2609	0.04747	138	110	20	8
1074	Would you like to take a look at the dessert tray?	1.2609	0.04024	138	104	32	2
1075	What's the matter, tongue got your cat?	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
1076	You're supposed to share BEFORE you eat.	1.2606	0.04320	142	110	27	5
1077	You know, I tried the plant-based stuff, but I found it a little hard to swallow.	1.2606	0.04434	142	111	25	6
1078	Let me bite his tail, may be he'll get out the other way.	1.2606	0.04434	142	111	25	6
1079	I meant big in a body positivity way..really	1.2606	0.04654	142	113	21	8
1080	That’s the last time I order rare steak from that place.	1.2606	0.04202	142	109	29	4
1081	George, I really can't understand a single word you're saying.	1.2605	0.04987	119	94	19	6
1082	Conspicuous Consumption, Very tacky.	1.2605	0.04379	119	90	27	2
1083	...I'm the kind of friend that would tell you if you had something stuck in your theet!	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1084	Didn't you say you were having guests over for dinner?" "Yes, I had my guest and my dinner!	1.2600	0.04480	150	119	23	8
1085	I'm afraid the worst part is still coming.	1.2600	0.04579	150	120	21	9
1086	Enough with rattling, you "tattletail"!	1.2600	0.04170	150	116	29	5
1087	WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO YOU, Henry?!	1.2600	0.04379	150	118	25	7
1088	Turns out, buffaloes don't even have wings.	1.2598	0.04771	127	100	21	6
1089	That was supposed to last us both for 3 days!	1.2597	0.04400	154	122	24	8
1090	What? It’s my cheetah day.	1.2597	0.04589	154	124	20	10
1091	I’d have a doctor look at that tongue.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1092	Diet coke please	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1093	I said, Read the Little Prince.	1.2595	0.04545	131	102	24	5
1094	Ahem, I've got a frog - or something - in my throat.	1.2595	0.04545	131	102	24	5
1095	How many times doI have to tell you to chew your food!!1	1.2595	0.04229	158	124	27	7
1096	I guess our dinner date is off, then.	1.2593	0.04339	162	129	24	9
1097	So would you say it’s more a tail of triumph or regret?	1.2593	0.04987	108	84	20	4
1098	I got bored with being a vegan.	1.2590	0.04717	139	111	20	8
1099	You're making a pig of yourself.	1.2590	0.04127	139	106	30	3
1100	Okay, so your diet starts tomorrow?	1.2590	0.04373	139	108	26	5
1101	That's not pigging out, that's pigging in	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1102	You have become unhinged again!	1.2587	0.04517	143	113	23	7
1103	I'm full , can you help me finish this?	1.2587	0.04177	143	110	29	4
1104	I've always said your eyes are too big for your stomach.	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1105	If you can't join 'em, eat 'em.	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1106	Gluten-free?	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1107	You gonna eat that?	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1108	You did it again...just before we go out to a nice dinner.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1109	There's a little food on your lip.	1.2585	0.04218	147	114	28	5
1110	Little Prince my ass!	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
1111	No, Larry, you’re not choking - you’re full of bull.	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1112	Don't talk with your body full!	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
1113	Gain one more ounce Ed and we're through. I mean it!	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1114	What tall tail will come out of your mouth next?	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
1115	I say that's a load of bull.	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
1116	looks like you bit off more than you can chew.	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1117	I got same day delivery through Amazon Fresh!	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1118	The tail's the best part.	1.2576	0.04515	132	103	24	5
1119	I don't give tongue	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1120	I avoided an argument, but it still disagrees with me.	1.2576	0.04515	132	103	24	5
1121	You went to that new nose-to-tail restaurant, didn’t you?	1.2575	0.04411	167	135	21	11
1122	Pig!?	1.2574	0.04303	136	105	27	4
1123	Can you guess the notable person I’ve swallowed in six clues or fewer	1.2574	0.04667	136	108	21	7
1124	I can’t understand a thing you are saying. Swallow your food before you start talking.	1.2574	0.04549	136	107	23	6
1125	People say 'snake in the grass' like it's a bad thing!	1.2574	0.04782	136	109	19	8
1126	'I am no longer a vegan'	1.2574	0.04667	136	108	21	7
1127	Are you just lion around again?	1.2571	0.04345	140	109	26	5
1128	Ooh, so when you said, 'don't have a cow,' you meant that literally.	1.2571	0.04687	140	112	20	8
1129	If it's alright with you I'm going to use the bathroom first.	1.2569	0.04489	144	114	23	7
1130	I thought we were going vegan this month!	1.2569	0.04379	144	113	25	6
1131	Just send it back . . .	1.2569	0.04700	144	116	19	9
1132	My eyeth were bigger than my thumick.	1.2568	0.04993	148	123	12	13
1133	you should really get that lump checked out	1.2568	0.04193	148	115	28	5
1134	Good luck getting into the wedding gown tomorrow!	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1135	Bullshit is hard to digest	1.2566	0.04714	152	124	17	11
1136	It looked more romantic during Lady and the Tramp.	1.2564	0.04626	156	127	18	11
1137	Well, shut my mouth!	1.2564	0.05172	117	94	16	7
1138	I always thought you were spineless.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1139	Your midnight snacks are getting out of hand	1.2564	0.05028	117	93	18	6
1140	Aren’t those supposed to eat us?	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1141	Do you think this will pass as ' the camel hump'. I wanted to keep the costume simple for Halloween this year	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1142	Tails! You're it!	1.2563	0.04087	160	125	29	6
1143	Have you seen my dog?	1.2562	0.04474	121	93	25	3
1144	Did you even taste that?	1.2562	0.04154	121	91	29	1
1145	Know how to do a Heimlich?	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
1146	Could it be the end of the tale?	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1147	Look habibi, only the blood is haram	1.2560	0.04530	125	97	24	4
1148	Not hungry because you swallowed a pig? Honestly Charlie, sometimes I think you're intentionally avoiding dinner with Marge and I.	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
1149	God, I wish I could chew!	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
1150	Hmm…Can you give me just one more hint?	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1151	No don't tell me - you've taken up painting?	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1152	Boar d'oeuvres	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
1153	You must be a Trumpist!	1.2558	0.04956	129	104	17	8
1154	Do you think it makes me look more dangerous?	1.2558	0.04575	129	101	23	5
1155	Well at least I got here in time for the tail end.	1.2558	0.04440	129	100	25	4
1156	You're taking the Leo part of the Paleo diet very seriously.	1.2556	0.04356	133	103	26	4
1157	For goodness sake, don’t talk while you’re jaw is dislocated.	1.2555	0.04637	137	109	21	7
1158	How’s that vegan diet going?	1.2555	0.04751	137	110	19	8
1159	Just tell them “Whiskers” ran away from home, ok?	1.2555	0.04863	137	111	17	9
1160	Do you happen to know the Heimlich Maneuver?	1.2555	0.04863	137	111	17	9
1161	Was it something you ate?"	1.2553	0.04434	141	111	24	6
1162	Did you have to go whole hog?	1.2553	0.04870	141	115	16	10
1163	Let's put off the swimming for a half-hour.	1.2553	0.04547	141	112	22	7
1164	Once again, you're full of bull...	1.2552	0.04241	145	113	27	5
1165	Who knew Trump had a tail.	1.2550	0.04583	149	120	20	9
1166	The food is OK here, but they really overdo it on the portions.	1.2550	0.04058	149	115	30	4
1167	Olley Olley ox in me.	1.2549	0.05692	102	83	12	7
1168	This is why we go to counselling.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1169	Just walk it off.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1170	If I hear 'where's the beef'' one more time, I'm going to scream!	1.2547	0.04517	161	131	19	11
1171	Wassamatta? Cat got your tongue?	1.2544	0.04282	169	136	23	10
1172	I said, 'are you going to eat all that?'...never mind.	1.2544	0.04114	169	134	27	8
1173	Told you you can have your cat and eat it too	1.2544	0.04028	169	133	29	7
1174	you speak with hairy tongue	1.2544	0.04631	114	88	23	3
1175	You look taller.	1.2544	0.05404	114	93	13	8
1176	I’m full. You’re safe.	1.2542	0.04371	118	90	26	2
1177	You'll have to shed that skin it will never return to normal you know.	1.2542	0.05272	118	96	14	8
1178	Glad I wore my extra-stretchy skin today.	1.2541	0.04286	122	93	27	2
1179	How was the Buffet?"	1.2541	0.04592	122	95	23	4
1180	It was a Pekingese. I'll be hungry again in an hour.	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
1181	No leftovers!?!	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
1182	That is not water weight.	1.2538	0.05041	130	106	15	9
1183	When the waiter asked me how I wanted my steak I said “I like it so rare it moos.”	1.2538	0.04131	130	99	29	2
1184	Major tryptophan, Dude!	1.2538	0.04799	130	104	19	7
1185	Do you have any time to chew the fat?	1.2538	0.04799	130	104	19	7
1186	My lunch was clearly marked, Steve.	1.2538	0.04673	130	103	21	6
1187	So, tastes like chicken, right?	1.2537	0.04327	134	104	26	4
1188	I thought that was just a metaphor.	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
1189	Nice tongue, show off.	1.2537	0.04700	134	107	20	7
1190	I see you're going whole hog as usual.	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
1191	I'm happy to see you're staying away from junk food.	1.2536	0.03992	138	105	31	2
1192	What I said was "whole hog!"	1.2535	0.04052	142	109	30	3
1193	They go straight to the hips.	1.2535	0.04518	142	113	22	7
1194	No thanks. I'm watching my figure.	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
1195	He was just lion around, so we got together for lunch.	1.2534	0.04434	146	116	23	7
1196	Now you've gone and spoiled your dinner.	1.2533	0.04354	150	119	24	7
1197	It could always be worse,that happened to me once with a skunk	1.2533	0.04250	150	118	26	6
1198	You were right. It's who you are on the inside.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1199	Is that a hyena in your belly, or are you just happy to see me?	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
1200	I'm serious. Don't go swimming for at least an hour.	1.2530	0.04070	166	131	28	7
1201	Eaten anyone good today?	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
1202	They say it's healthier if you eat it head first."	1.2524	0.04723	103	79	22	2
1203	Be prepared for some real bulls#!t.	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1204	Tongue got your cat?	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1205	It’s not cheating if it was in self-defense.	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1206	Portions were great, quality was so-so.	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1207	Pepto Bison?	1.2522	0.05217	115	93	15	7
1208	your going to have a heck of a hair ball	1.2522	0.04426	115	88	25	2
1209	I was boared	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
1210	In general, it's better to eat them before they eat you.	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
1211	What's Gnu with you?	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
1212	Need a box for the tail?	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
1213	I admire your confidence.	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
1214	Learn to eat with your mouth closed....	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
1215	Wait, were you hungry too?	1.2520	0.04978	123	99	17	7
1216	Let’s play guess what I ate for dinner?	1.2520	0.04605	127	100	22	5
1217	You definitely bit off more than you could chew	1.2520	0.04869	127	102	18	7
1218	Once again, you bit off more than you can chew.	1.2519	0.04245	131	101	27	3
1219	Dude, I know inflation makes it tempting to eat in bulk, but rhinos are endangered bruh.	1.2519	0.04641	131	104	21	6
1220	How's the diet going?	1.2518	0.04343	139	109	25	5
1221	You could have asked for a doggy bag.	1.2518	0.04096	139	107	29	3
1222	At the tail end of your dinner?	1.2518	0.04222	139	108	27	4
1223	I went "full boar!"	1.2517	0.04490	143	114	22	7
1224	Yeah, but the Dromedaries only take a week to digest.	1.2517	0.04027	143	110	30	3
1225	Lip-smacking good, eh?	1.2517	0.04078	147	114	29	4
1226	Have you seen Fluffy? I can't find him anywhere.	1.2517	0.04078	147	114	29	4
1227	Isn't there an easier way to get your daily calcium?	1.2517	0.04300	147	116	25	6
1228	Some things are tough to swallow !	1.2517	0.04225	151	119	26	6
1229	Have you seen Ethyl anywhere. We were supposed to meet for a date.	1.2500	0.04217	132	102	27	3
1230	No, I don't want to guess what you had for dinner.	1.2500	0.05073	124	101	15	8
1231	You really have made a pig of yourself this time, Walter.	1.2500	0.04274	148	117	25	6
1232	Sorry, guess it'll only be the two of us for lunch.	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1233	A two-minute warning before you poop. That's all I ask.	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
1234	At the time the "all you can eat" buffet seemed like a good idea	1.2500	0.04484	112	86	24	2
1235	May I have the leftover?	1.2500	0.05056	120	97	16	7
1236	That lion was really sleeping tonight.	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
1237	I see only one of us was serious about the diet.	1.2500	0.04003	144	111	30	3
1238	Good luck with that.	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
1239	I was also into slow food.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1240	A lion? C'mon, you're full of it.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1241	Your lucky, when I overeat all the weight goes to my hips.	1.2500	0.04484	112	86	24	2
1242	And what am I suppose to do while you just lie around in the pit all week?	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1243	I thought you said you were eating less on on paleo.	1.2500	0.04239	144	113	26	5
1244	Could we reschedule dinner for sometime next week?	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1245	But why did you swallow the fly?	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
1246	My diet begins tomorrow.	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
1247	Too soon for dessert?	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1248	A little bull goes a long way	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
1249	OK, so you got a tiger by its tail, now what?	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1250	This doesn’t count as intermittent fasting.	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
1251	It was easy. He was sleeping	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
1252	This time you’re literally full of bull.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1253	Whole hog?	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
1254	Imagine if we had to chew?	1.2500	0.03763	152	116	34	2
1255	Today was a cheat day.	1.2500	0.04638	136	109	20	7
1256	Are you sure you didn’t eat my leftovers?	1.2500	0.03999	164	129	29	6
1257	Oh for god’s sake, Jeff! Now you’ll never fit into your tux!	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
1258	I always get tails…	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
1259	Inflation has us all buying in bulk.	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1260	I’m intermittent fasting so it’s fine	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
1261	It’s mostly water weight.	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1262	Yep, you got the loin's share, alright.	1.2484	0.04395	157	127	21	9
1263	Yeah, but you’ll be hungry again in an hour.	1.2484	0.04107	157	124	27	6
1264	You really should get that looked at.	1.2483	0.04098	145	113	28	4
1265	you're gonna tell me another tall tail, aren't you.	1.2483	0.03979	145	112	30	3
1266	No man, I haven't seen Brian for ages.	1.2482	0.04519	141	113	21	7
1267	I'm not really sure...I'm clueless when it comes to mammals.	1.2482	0.03919	141	108	31	2
1268	Nose-to-tail? Aren’t we trendy?	1.2482	0.04723	137	111	18	8
1269	I told you not to eat the whole thing!	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1270	I think Bart was right when he said “Don’t have a cow, man.”	1.2482	0.04369	137	108	24	5
1271	This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to get some tail.	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1272	I ssssuper-ssssized!	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
1273	Thanks, but I just ate.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
1274	You wouldn’t happen to have a Tums would ya?	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
1275	I'm on the Whole 30-ton diet	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
1276	You've got a piece of dinner on your lip.	1.2480	0.04636	125	99	21	5
1277	Any luck with the intermittent fasting?	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
1278	Can I please snack on that little tail you couldn’t finish?	1.2480	0.04636	125	99	21	5
1279	Guess who's king of the jungle now!	1.2480	0.04495	125	98	23	4
1280	Aren't we supposed to chew our food?	1.2480	0.04906	125	101	17	7
1281	It's not just tonight, things have felt out of balance for awhile now.	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1282	No I have not eaten. Why do you ask?	1.2479	0.04435	121	94	24	3
1283	I don’t think that’s how you milk it.	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1284	you ate? We're invited to dinner.	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
1285	I’m going as a turtle for Halloween.	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1286	No, of course I didn’t start without you!	1.2479	0.05018	121	98	16	7
1287	New haircut?	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
1288	Heads I win. Tails you lose !	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1289	Now you aren’t going to have any appetite for dinner!	1.2479	0.04361	117	90	25	2
1290	I may have bitten more than I can swallow	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1291	All I wanted from you was a piece of tail anyway.”	1.2478	0.05263	113	92	14	7
1292	Your eyes were bigger than your stomach, weren't they?	1.2478	0.04450	113	87	24	2
1293	I took your advice and grabbed the bull by the horns.	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1294	Uhm..You have a little food stuck in your teeth.	1.2476	0.04444	105	80	24	1
1295	Have you seen Angus?	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1296	Housebroken?	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1297	I said we should HOST the neighbors for dinner	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
1298	There is no denying it. I know you ate the whole thing.	1.2468	0.04084	158	125	27	6
1299	This can't have a good ending.	1.2467	0.03893	150	116	31	3
1300	So are we really pregnant?	1.2466	0.04188	146	115	26	5
1301	Oh, I see you had lunch without me today.	1.2465	0.03895	142	109	31	2
1302	Next time I’ll order the fish.	1.2465	0.04262	142	112	25	5
1303	I got a cat!	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
1304	have you seen that boar i was saving for breakfast?	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
1305	It will still disagree with you after you eat it.	1.2464	0.04578	138	111	20	7
1306	Any tail tales to tell?	1.2464	0.04692	138	112	18	8
1307	"You have a quite a tail to tell.	1.2464	0.04461	138	110	22	6
1308	Yes, it does taste like chicken.	1.2463	0.04549	134	107	21	6
1309	No dessert until you finish every last bit.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
1310	I think you bit off more than you could chew	1.2463	0.04162	134	104	27	3
1311	YES, I've just swallowed all his bullshit.	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
1312	There was a time in our relationship when you shared.	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1313	You’ve got reflux again?	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1314	Nice hat, Little Prince.	1.2460	0.04739	126	101	19	6
1315	That's going to spoil your dinner, Phil.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
1316	Julia Child recommends throwing it in a blender first.	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
1317	Didn't your mother tell you to chew your food?	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
1318	Looks like you have a tail to tell.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
1319	I see you're all ready for winter.	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
1320	I guess it's too late to share.	1.2459	0.04247	122	94	26	2
1321	No Gladys, at this moment I'm not in the mood for a piece of tail.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1322	I think Saint-Exupéry meant it as a metaphor though.	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
1323	I know,I know ...a moment on the lips, a life time on the hips.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1324	I'm putting my own spin on Turducken	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1325	Thanks for the invitation but I've already eaten......	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1326	No room for dessert, eh?	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1327	How's that keto diet working out for you?	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
1328	Monty, you promised me you’d stick with vegan!	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1329	That was for our guests. Now I have to go get another one.	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
1330	I used to do that until I had a gastric bypass.	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
1331	I feel like such a pig!	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1332	Expect bullshit any moment	1.2453	0.04345	159	129	21	9
1333	Don’t worry about the horns, it’s the butter fat that will get you.	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
1334	As you can see, the diet isn’t going so well.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1335	It’s always the same - your eyes are bigger than your stomach.	1.2449	0.04588	147	120	18	9
1336	I see you won't be wanting dessert.	1.2448	0.04351	143	114	23	6
1337	I smell a rat.	1.2448	0.04462	143	115	21	7
1338	You really need to start practicing portion control...	1.2448	0.04462	143	115	21	7
1339	What can I say? I’m a sucker for barbecue.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1340	This last bit's for dessert later.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1341	Eating buffalo makes you look fat.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1342	You're a lock for Nathan's Hot Dog Competition.	1.2444	0.04135	135	105	27	3
1343	And yet when I'm in the mood, you always tell tell me, 'It's too big for my mouth.'	1.2444	0.04757	135	110	17	8
1344	I’m off carbs	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
1345	Just be honest with me.	1.2443	0.04347	131	103	24	4
1346	I haven't seen the Lee's kitty and neither have you!	1.2443	0.04480	131	104	22	5
1347	That's got heartburn written all over it.	1.2441	0.04706	127	102	19	6
1348	Really? By the horns? I though it was just an expression!	1.2441	0.04706	127	102	19	6
1349	Hair of the dog” doesn’t feel so good right now	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1350	No, I didn’t eat your lunch	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1351	This was fun. Let's do it again in 2-3 months.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
1352	I only took one bite.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
1353	Dang it, George, you promised not to eat the last one!	1.2439	0.04217	123	95	26	2
1354	It’s just a moo point now.	1.2439	0.04808	123	99	18	6
1355	Did you see a pig run by?	1.2436	0.04302	156	126	22	8
1356	You are still on the Atkins diet I see.	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
1357	Say what you want, that's a lot to swallow.	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
1358	I see that you are saving the best for last.	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1359	Didn’t we agree that it’s Meatless Monday ?	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
1360	You were late so I started without you.	1.2432	0.04247	148	118	24	6
1361	I don't understand it. My boss said he was coming for dinner.	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
1362	A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.	1.2432	0.04025	148	116	28	4
1363	...and for dessert?	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1364	I'll be honest Steve, I think you're going a bit overboard for your 'Little Prince' Halloween Costume.	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
1365	I honestly have no idea where you’re pet warthog is.	1.2432	0.04137	148	117	26	5
1366	You’re lion to me, again?	1.2431	0.04434	144	116	21	7
1367	'Hey, wanna paint?!'	1.2431	0.04210	144	114	25	5
1368	You haven’t seen Farmer Ted’s missing calf, by any chance?	1.2429	0.04286	140	111	24	5
1369	I get mine deboned.”	1.2426	0.04366	136	108	23	5
1370	Too much gluten.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1371	She hissed at me. I'm still angry.	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
1372	You want fries with that?	1.2424	0.04041	132	102	28	2
1373	Well, how am I supposed to milk her now?	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
1374	Wonder if I can pull it back out.	1.2422	0.04539	128	102	21	5
1375	No, I am NOT willing to split the bill!	1.2422	0.04539	128	102	21	5
1376	You eat the tail, too?	1.2422	0.04401	128	101	23	4
1377	You are what you eat, which means I'm a rhinoceros.	1.2422	0.04401	128	101	23	4
1378	No thanks, I’m trying to watch my figure.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
1379	Be sure to floss.	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
1380	Have you eaten something that disagrees with you?	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
1381	I'll be back in a week, if you're ready to move again.	1.2418	0.04450	153	125	19	9
1382	Honey! That was supposed to be for Sunday night dinner!	1.2417	0.04427	120	94	23	3
1383	I warned you, Frank: tail first.	1.2417	0.04427	120	94	23	3
1384	I said halve it, not have it.	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
1385	You're such a snake! Why didn't you save me any?!	1.2414	0.04519	116	91	22	3
1386	I said DON’T have a cow, man!	1.2414	0.04407	145	117	21	7
1387	I don’t recommend the snapping turtle. They come back up on you.	1.2414	0.04184	145	115	25	5
1388	I said I wouldn’t let him run again.	1.2414	0.05284	116	96	12	8
1389	All this time I thought being hungry enough to eat a horse was just a saying...	1.2411	0.04602	141	115	18	8
1390	Size matters.	1.2411	0.04259	141	112	24	5
1391	It’s the tail. You want it?	1.2411	0.04138	141	111	26	4
1392	Have you considered chewing?	1.2411	0.04259	141	112	24	5
1393	They say the last great jungle boar roams these parts.	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1394	You need to go. One of the best meals I’ve ever had.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1395	That should be good for six months and a couple of molts.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1396	You got something stuck on your teeth	1.2411	0.04438	112	87	23	2
1397	Sorry I took so long, I was powdering my nose. Shall we order?	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1398	Yeah… I’’m pretty sure that’s not an impossible burger.	1.2409	0.04337	137	109	23	5
1399	I thought we were gonna go halfsies.	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
1400	Seriously, I think this time you’ve bit off more than you can poo.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1401	So you did take the bull by the horns.	1.2406	0.04289	133	105	24	4
1402	I like a tasty warthog as much as the next guy, but I just can’t eat a whole one.	1.2406	0.04671	133	108	18	7
1403	I don't care is your eyes are bigger than your stomach. You have to eat it all, including the tail	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1404	Sometimes I have trouble believing that you're really vegan.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1405	The Robertsons are going to know you snacked before their dinner party.	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
1406	I heard you made a quite a pig of yourself at the luau.	1.2403	0.04894	129	106	15	8
1407	You know I hate it when you talk with food in your mouth.	1.2403	0.04894	129	106	15	8
1408	What cat?	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
1409	Keto doesn’t seem to be working for me.	1.2403	0.04769	129	105	17	7
1410	No thanks,I don’t have a bit of room for dessert.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1411	Try not to yawn when they stampede.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1412	When I said dinner was a tie and tails event, that's not what I meant!	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1413	I can't believe I ate the thing whole.	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1414	Maybe that mouse appetizer was a mistake?	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
1415	I just ate too much and now I feel like a total cow.	1.2400	0.04302	150	121	22	7
1416	But who was he going to vote for?	1.2400	0.04311	125	98	24	3
1417	A little earthy at the finish…	1.2400	0.04505	150	123	18	9
1418	Oh boy, that’s going to give you some roaring indigestion later!	1.2397	0.04395	121	95	23	3
1419	The elephants were just too filling.	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1420	Have you eaten yet?	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1421	I think you passed the "eat by" date about a week ago.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
1422	Oh great–now what am I going to serve at my bunco party?	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
1423	You know we have dinner reservations at 6:15 right?	1.2394	0.04348	142	114	22	6
1424	You're going to regret that big meal right before bedtime.	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1425	Looks like someone fed you a bunch of bull.	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1426	I think you're lyin'	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1427	You’re talking with your mouth full again, honey.	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1428	Don’t try to kiss me with cat breath	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1429	No way! I'm not gonna pull on that.	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
1430	I don’t mean to be rude Gary, but you’ve got something in your teeth	1.2391	0.04185	138	109	25	4
1431	Damn protein shakes	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
1432	Don't slither with your mouth full.	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1433	Hey you look different somehow... Wait a minute, did you put some hair growth formula on your forked tongue?	1.2389	0.04404	113	88	23	2
1434	Don't pretend like you didn't already eat! And we're going to my parents house for dinner tonight!	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1435	Ugh, Carl, your been eating like, a pig.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1436	" How was Pamplona?"	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1437	Sure, I could eat.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1438	I guess this means you won't be taking me out to dinner tonight for my birthday.	1.2388	0.04261	134	106	24	4
1439	Don't you know it's rude to eat lion down?	1.2388	0.04639	134	109	18	7
1440	You moron,have you not considered the political consequences of eating the King of the Jungle?	1.2388	0.04261	134	106	24	4
1441	No, that looks good in you!	1.2388	0.04639	134	109	18	7
1442	Be sure to avoid swimming for at least 30 minutes.	1.2385	0.04202	130	102	25	3
1443	I think its time for you to shed a few pounds	1.2385	0.04057	130	101	27	2
1444	Darn it, Seymour, I told you to chew your food!	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
1445	No dessert until you finish everything on your palate.	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1446	I swear I ordered you buffalo wings, not baby buffalo!	1.2385	0.04057	130	101	27	2
1447	Can I have a bit of tail?	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1448	This isn't the answer to your problems.	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
1449	Wildebeests and watering holes, a match made in heaven if you ask me!	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
1450	Did you just eat a lion or Dolly Parton ?	1.2381	0.05501	105	87	11	7
1451	Do you happen to have an antacid?	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
1452	Got milk?	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
1453	Do you have a long tale to tell?	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1454	I'll always Remember the Mane	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
1455	You have a little something on your lip.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1456	Happiness is a warm puppy.	1.2378	0.04434	143	116	20	7
1457	I told you not to fill up on the breadsticks!	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
1458	Something’s different, what’s gotten into you?	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1459	' Stuffed" happens.	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
1460	I think I'll just have the soup and salad...I'm not that hungry now.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1461	Seems like a lot of bull to me"	1.2374	0.04282	139	111	23	5
1462	I told you a camel was too big.	1.2374	0.04519	139	113	19	7
1463	Was that today? I’m sorry I already ate	1.2374	0.04158	139	110	25	4
1464	That doesn't look like ox-tail soup.	1.2373	0.04451	118	93	22	3
1465	Now THAT'S a lot of Bull!	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1466	Looks like the cat got your tongue.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1467	My doctor says I need more protein	1.2373	0.04451	118	93	22	3
1468	Nose to tail eating is all the rage.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1469	I dunno about ‘King of the Jungle,’ but it is a little rich.	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1470	You decided to bring a carry on?”	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
1471	Back on the Atkins, I see	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1472	I only asked you to swallow your pride.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1473	I know you can't talk right now but you can still listen to me talk about my problems.	1.2368	0.04370	114	89	23	2
1474	If I remember correctly, I wrap my no arms around your not chest...try coughing.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1475	The lion sleeps tonight!	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
1476	Sorry, no tongues for me on the first date.	1.2366	0.04030	131	102	27	2
1477	A lion? That's a tall tail.	1.2365	0.04219	148	119	23	6
1478	I regret offering you a bite.	1.2365	0.03995	148	117	27	4
1479	..and that’s not the end of the tale, is it?	1.2365	0.04219	148	119	23	6
1480	King of the Jungle, my ass!	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
1481	Battle of the Bulge redux, I see.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1482	Does this goat make my butt look big?	1.2364	0.04644	110	87	20	3
1483	Bro...now you're just showin' off.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1484	Aren't you going to share?	1.2362	0.04101	127	99	26	2
1485	I’m glad you shaved off his mane before you swallowed him. I’ve heard that long fur can cause bowel issues.	1.2362	0.04803	127	104	16	7
1486	Did 23andMe help explain things?	1.2362	0.04251	127	100	24	3
1487	I told you there was something chasing that mouse!	1.2361	0.04180	144	115	24	5
1488	Junior, you know you don't get dessert unless you eat ALL of your dinner.	1.2361	0.04062	144	114	26	4
1489	God, you are such a pig.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1490	You told me it was just a frog in your throat.	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
1491	I was just yawning and in he walked.	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
1492	I think you should puke and rally	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
1493	I wasn’t being literal when I said others are impressed by what’s on the inside , rather than the outside .	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
1494	Yeah I’m trying to bulk up too.	1.2357	0.04373	140	113	21	6
1495	All bodies are beautiful... and this one is particularly delicious	1.2357	0.04055	157	126	25	6
1496	Cat got your tongue?	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1497	It's supposed to be "Pin the tail on the donkey"	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
1498	That's the last time I let you take my chihuahua for a walk!	1.2353	0.05162	119	99	12	8
1499	So it’s true what they say – your body can have any shape you want; it all comes down to your diet." Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX	1.2353	0.04333	136	109	22	5
1500	Will you able to digest yourself back to a beach body by next summer?	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1501	You’re a glutten for punishment !	1.2353	0.04333	136	109	22	5
1502	You always "eat with your eyes," Herbert.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1503	What tail? That's my tongue.	1.2353	0.04577	136	111	18	7
1504	I didn't think you would literally do it.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1505	Hang on! I know the Heimlich!	1.2353	0.04577	136	111	18	7
1506	i don't know what you ate, but it's doing nothing for your figure.	1.2348	0.04146	132	104	25	3
1507	You said bison would be healthier!	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
1508	Thanks for keeping dinner warm for me!	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
1509	So I guess you read Le Petit Prince?	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
1510	Ugh that’s gross, Frank. Stop talking with your mouth full.	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
1511	He really hissed me off!	1.2348	0.04416	132	106	21	5
1512	I'm lying down with the lion.	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1513	I bet that you can't finish a pastrami sandwich from Katz's delicatessen.	1.2348	0.05142	115	95	13	7
1514	I'm not an idiot, Stanley. I know you're not a hat!	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1515	I thought we’d go for a slither, but I see you’re too occupied.	1.2348	0.04337	115	90	23	2
1516	You said you weren't hungry	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1517	But the tail is the best part!	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
1518	Sarah, do you have something you want to tell me?	1.2344	0.04221	128	101	24	3
1519	Did you honestly think that I wouldn’t notice that you ate the whole thing yourself?	1.2344	0.04073	128	100	26	2
1520	It wasn't me.	1.2342	0.04236	111	86	24	1
1521	Did you swallow a mammal, or are you glad to see me?	1.2342	0.05423	111	93	10	8
1522	It's ok,it was free range.	1.2342	0.04038	111	85	26	0
1523	I win! You couldn’t eat the whole thing.	1.2342	0.04781	111	89	18	4
1524	Do I get another guess?	1.2342	0.05270	111	92	12	7
1525	Why so quiet, dear? Cat got your tongue?	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
1526	The tail to tell	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
1527	In a china shop is nothing.	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
1528	Next time, we’re going out for small bites.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1529	I told you it wouldn't taste like chicken!	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1530	Remember, you're also entitled to ONE trip to the salad bar.	1.2336	0.04519	107	84	21	2
1531	you speak with forked tail	1.2336	0.04519	107	84	21	2
1532	I'm taking a week off.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1533	No swimming for 30 minutes.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1534	97...98...99...100! "Coming, ready or not!"	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
1535	He mmouldn’t shtop singing ‘at a-weem-oh-weh shong.	1.2336	0.04178	137	109	24	4
1536	Are you sure that's Kosher?	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
1537	Keto diet?	1.2333	0.04984	120	99	14	7
1538	Have you tried the pumpkin spice?	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1539	Octuplets...	1.2333	0.04984	120	99	14	7
1540	No thanks! I'm a vegetarian.	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
1541	I’ll give you some privacy.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
1542	You're just as much of a pig as he was.	1.2331	0.04639	133	109	17	7
1543	I wish people would understand that we're the ones who actually invented intermittent fasting.	1.2331	0.04254	133	106	23	4
1544	should I try the heimlich maneuver?	1.2331	0.04514	133	108	19	6
1545	Have you tried coughing it up?	1.2329	0.03893	146	115	28	3
1546	You got THAT from Jenny Craig?!	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
1547	No one is impressed at your constant display of conspicuous consumption	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
1548	Thanks for saving some for me	1.2328	0.04304	116	91	23	2
1549	Go ahead, start without me.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
1550	Now, how exactly am I supposed to do the Heimlich maneuver without arms?	1.2326	0.04735	129	106	16	7
1551	The doctor told you… three small meals a day, not one big meal a month.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
1552	Small snake syndrome. Been there.	1.2326	0.04861	129	107	14	8
1553	Is that my paintbrush?	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
1554	When you say you haven't seen the neighbors' dog, I think you're telling me a tale.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1555	I hope that was a burp.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1556	Have you seen that quadraped ? We are having a race and you were the finish line	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1557	He's the king of feasts now.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1558	You already ate the wildebeest, so I guess I'll choose truth.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1559	Back from the safari?	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1560	Maybe next time you should just have an oxtail soup.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1561	Chew better. And stop talking with your mouth full!	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1562	Sorry, but that's NOT what I call taking the lion's share	1.2319	0.04022	138	109	26	3
1563	You the man	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
1564	They don't call me Stretch for nothin'!	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1565	When are you having your colonoscopy?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1566	Yes, I think it makes your butt look big.	1.2315	0.05197	108	89	13	6
1567	See, this is why I gave up beef.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1568	Yes, I can believe you ate the whole thing!	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1569	You need to declutter.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1570	Who's king of the jungle now?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1571	Not a big Michael Pollan fan, eh!	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1572	I swear that tail thing will make me go vegetarian.	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1573	You've got something between your teeth.	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
1574	I hear nose-to-tail dining is all the rage these days.	1.2314	0.04192	121	95	24	2
1575	So, curiosity did kill the cat?	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1576	You must rein in your diet. This one is still hunting for truffles.	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1577	I had him at hello.	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1578	I don’t think many people at the halloween party will understand the hat reference	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1579	When Ted said you had no gag flex, he wasn't kidding.	1.2313	0.04324	147	120	20	7
1580	You’ve got a tiger by the tail it’s plain to see.	1.2308	0.04272	117	92	23	2
1581	I needed some hair of the dog.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1582	Your stomach is bigger than your eyes.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
1583	Yes, water buffalo calf DOES make you look fat.	1.2308	0.04573	130	106	18	6
1584	Hank, I tell you this as your friend - you're getting serious boar belly. Maybe cut back on the pork?	1.2308	0.04096	117	91	25	1
1585	Watching you eat makes me want to go vegan.	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
1586	I recommend the wild boar.	1.2308	0.04573	130	106	18	6
1587	Bob! Eating the bull wouldn’t stop a bull market.	1.2308	0.04761	117	95	17	5
1588	Con Leche?	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
1589	I didn’t think this through…	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
1590	You know, i think i’d like a salad.	1.2308	0.04151	104	80	24	0
1591	That’s New York for you.	1.2302	0.04249	139	112	22	5
1592	Smart way to floss!	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1593	I think you are taking this whole Fasting/Indulgence thing too far.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1594	I typically find the tail the toughest part.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1595	Would you like a napkin?	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1596	The brutal indigestion you’ll get from that is instant karma.	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1597	You’re going to need to eat more fiber.	1.2302	0.04088	126	99	25	2
1598	At least it’s organic”	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1599	It’s not what you think!	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
1600	You promised me we'd have dinner together tonight.	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1601	Heads and tails. I win.	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1602	I mean, you don’t not look like a hat	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1603	I like what you've done with your hair	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1604	If you tell me it tastes like chicken, I’ll know it’s bull.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1605	I think I am blessed with a much faster metabolism.	1.2300	0.04683	100	79	19	2
1606	Welcome to East Meadow. Anything to declare?	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1607	Portion control has never been my strength	1.2296	0.04064	135	107	25	3
1608	Pepto?	1.2296	0.04695	135	112	15	8
1609	Is that a tiger in your tank?	1.2296	0.04198	135	108	23	4
1610	So what is this 'chewing' I keep hearing about	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1611	Lose your dentures again?	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1612	Didn't you get enough tail yesterday?	1.2295	0.04909	122	101	14	7
1613	Luckily for you, it won't go straight to your thighs.	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
1614	I actually just cut red meat out, otherwise I would have loved to have a Lady and the Tramp moment with you.	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1615	These cats make a deadly oversimplification between non-poisonous and harmless.	1.2295	0.04909	122	101	14	7
1616	You such a pig, Bruce	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1617	I thought that we agreed to cut back on red meat.	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
1618	That’s one way to stop them from charging.	1.2294	0.04446	109	86	21	2
1619	You knew my mother was making lasagne tonight, didn't you?	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
1620	Curious George, in a lion costume for Halloween. Surprisingly, he WAS a good little monkey.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1621	We agreed on a vegan diet.	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
1622	Hey, Phil - have you seen my emotional-support warthog?	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
1623	It's the last one I swear!	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
1624	You should chew 50 times before swallowing!	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
1625	Hey, we were supposed to do lunch!	1.2290	0.04542	131	107	18	6
1626	Oh Oscar! Now you'll never be able to fit into that new skin for the party!	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
1627	It's the parallelogram of life.	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1628	I thought you were feline-intolerant!	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1629	A moment on the lips; your colon slowly rips.	1.2286	0.04342	140	114	20	6
1630	Sorry I'm late, did you order yet?	1.2286	0.04738	105	84	18	3
1631	Game on!	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
1632	Cat got your tongue again?	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
1633	They say in your lifetime at least a dozen of them will crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping.	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1634	I’m going to need Pepto Bismol plus plus!	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
1635	I have no idea where he is!	1.2281	0.04139	114	89	24	1
1636	The diet's going well, why do you ask?	1.2281	0.04990	114	94	14	6
1637	What's up . . .your tongue got the cat?	1.2281	0.04990	114	94	14	6
1638	Does this make my ass look big?	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1639	This is "low carb", right?	1.2279	0.04299	136	110	21	5
1640	Ya, it's the tail end of my Keto diet.	1.2278	0.04005	158	128	24	6
1641	Did you have lunch without me?	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1642	Your dating profile said you are a vegan...	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1643	I was supposed to meet my friend here. Have you seen him? Pointy ears, humped back, tufted tail...	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1644	The airline was going to charge me a fortune for an extra bag but I managed to do this.	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1645	You look like a hat!	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1646	I think its more than GERD	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1647	He started it.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
1648	Omeprazole. Try Omeprazole.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
1649	Is that the tail end of a king-sized meal?	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
1650	That’s quite a mouthful!	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
1651	Yeah, my eyes were a little bigger than my stomach.	1.2273	0.04071	154	125	23	6
1652	We’re snakes. We ALWAYS bite off more than we can chew.	1.2273	0.04014	110	85	25	0
1653	But how do we really know it was grass fed?	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
1654	You sure did take on a mouthful!	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1655	It's not my fault I never saw "Lady and the Tramp"...	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
1656	So let me get this straight. You put the lime in the coconut,and then what?	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
1657	Don’t worry! I know the Heimlich maneuver!	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1658	Rare medium… but mostly rare. Pretty rare… rare.	1.2269	0.04209	119	94	23	2
1659	'Hakuna matata'? Strange last words.	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
1660	We're not splitting the check.	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
1661	The Little Prince needed me to model for his drawing of a hat	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
1662	No dear,I didn’t snack before dinner. Why do you ask?	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
1663	Ok, but no slithering for at least an hour."	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
1664	It's not that I doubt your ability to eat a cow, it's just that I find it a bit hard...to swallow.	1.2266	0.04602	128	105	17	6
1665	I agree, it’s much easier if you don’t grab it by the tail first	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
1666	If I chew, it messes with my intermittent fasting!	1.2266	0.04602	128	105	17	6
1667	You’ve got to eat the tail too or you lose the bet.	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1668	Oh please, you think I can't tell when you have cheated on your diet?	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
1669	So who is the king of the jungle now?	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1670	You’ll swallow anything!	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1671	You could have had a V8.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1672	Ah! The tail tells the quarry!	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1673	Yeah, I allow myself a cheat meal every now and then, but otherwise am totally plant-based.”	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1674	Do you have anything to drink?	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1675	Who ate the last mammal in the fridge?! “nwot mwe.	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1676	Tell me the truth, do you think the rhinoceros I ate makes me look fat?	1.2260	0.04211	146	119	21	6
1677	What did I tell you about not chewing?	1.2260	0.04211	146	119	21	6
1678	Your tongue looks funny. It must've been something you ate.	1.2260	0.04211	146	119	21	6
1679	The end piece is always a little tough	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1680	You're not going to pass as an elephant on Halloween.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1681	Its a long story, but the end of the tail is the best part.	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
1682	You're not planning to race tomorrow?	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1683	I see you've gotten over your TMJ.	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
1684	FYI,his mom is following me.	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
1685	Clarence, everyone knows that picture from the little prince, you look pretentious	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1686	Will you be needing a takeout box, sir?	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1687	Seems like a lot of work for a t-shirt and a plaque on the wall.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1688	I’m just irritated you didn’t think to ask if I was hungry.	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1689	Now might be a good time to start intermittent fasting.	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
1690	I save the best part for last too.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
1691	So for a little more money, they threw in the waggy tail?	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1692	What happened,Cat got your tongue?	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1693	This is the best part.	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
1694	That's the taste of bullshit, Steve.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
1695	Sorry I thought you were coming to dinner tomorrow night!	1.2252	0.04114	151	123	22	6
1696	Bummer Aesop isn’t here	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
1697	Have you seen my pet pig?	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1698	Talk about swallowing your prides	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
1699	Again with the eyes bigger than the stomach	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1700	I'm sure your pet will show up in a couple days.	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1701	You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
1702	You ate like a pig.”	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1703	I take it our lunch date is off.	1.2245	0.04072	147	119	23	5
1704	What’s the matter, George…did your tongue get the cat?	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1705	The Little Prince suggested that I keep my tongue out so I’m not mistaken for a hat.	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
1706	So, no knife and fork!	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
1707	As a matter of fact, I am still doing Atkin's. How'd you know?	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1708	Well, this is what happens when you gulp your food down so fast!	1.2241	0.04077	116	91	24	1
1709	A little gamey, I'm not gonna lie.	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1710	I think swallowing a camel was a mistake.	1.2241	0.04257	116	92	22	2
1711	Does this cow make my ass look fat?	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1712	I'm trying the Keto diet"	1.2240	0.04524	125	102	18	5
1713	See my tweets on bloating and slinking.	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
1714	It’s an elephant, right?	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
1715	I like the way animals scratch my belly from the inside.	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
1716	Now that's what I call a piggyback!	1.2239	0.04574	134	111	16	7
1717	Turns out my eyes were not bigger than my stomach.	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
1718	Don't go swimming for three days.	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1719	No kissing on the first date	1.2234	0.04576	94	74	19	1
1720	Olivia, you look absolutely engorgeous today!	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
1721	Oh, you're doing Extreme Keto. I was reading about that online.	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
1722	I have read great reviews about this place on Gulp.	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
1723	Yes, my name is China Shop.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1724	I told you, SMALLER BITES!!.	1.2233	0.04348	103	81	21	1
1725	About time you took the bull by the horns.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1726	...And s-s-some little piggies don't come home.	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1727	Come on. When I saved you just the tail it was a lobster	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1728	I think it is trying to say something.	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1729	Is your reflux acting up?	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1730	I feel like you are hiding something from me.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1731	You’re a pig.	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
1732	Did you get that from Whole Foods?	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
1733	Would you care to see the desert menu?	1.2231	0.04125	130	104	23	3
1734	No, we are not going to have a "Lady and the Tramp" moment.	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
1735	You’re gonna rock the hot dog eating contest!	1.2231	0.04667	130	108	15	7
1736	This explains why you’ve been having indigestion.	1.2230	0.04215	139	113	21	5
1737	i may be bulking right now,but shedding season is gonna be so brutal	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1738	Ok, so let's do lunch again in - what? - eight, ten weeks?	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1739	Really? Dinner's in an hour and your eating that?	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
1740	So much for tonight's tap dancing lesson.	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
1741	Bull! You went off your diet again!	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1742	I heard Barnum and Bailey put out a $10,000 reward for anyone that an find their lion and I could use the money, old friend.	1.2222	0.04429	108	86	20	2
1743	Dude, grass-fed beef is not the same thing as vegan.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
1744	You should curb your enthusiasm.	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
1745	You need to floss Bob	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1746	I don't think Tums will help this time!	1.2222	0.04046	117	92	24	1
1747	No, I haven't put on a few pounds.	1.2222	0.04229	108	85	22	1
1748	If you eat them face first, you don't have to floss.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1749	What can I say,I'm a member of the clean plate club!	1.2222	0.04046	126	100	24	2
1750	I know it's lion 'cause your lips are moving.	1.2222	0.04438	99	78	20	1
1751	It's a tail tale sign you overate	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1752	Anyone you know?	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
1753	I almost ate the whole thing.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1754	idiot! it's PIG in a python!	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
1755	I tried Red Bull. Nothing happened so far	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1756	Is this not one of those all you can eat jungles?	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1757	this is just a hat	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
1758	What?!? I didn’t know warthog isn’t kosher	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
1759	That answers my heads or tails question.	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
1760	Stanley! You told me you were dieting!	1.2214	0.04309	140	115	19	6
1761	How come we're not called the Kings of the Jungle?	1.2214	0.03799	131	103	27	1
1762	Nah, that's OK, I'll just make a sandwich.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
1763	I’ve told you before, it’s rude to speak with your stomach full.	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
1764	Don't you feel uncomfortable after all that lion?	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
1765	Bessey? Haven’t seen her.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
1766	Tastes just like chicken...	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
1767	My doctor advised me to cut back on fast food.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1768	Don't blame me when that comes back on you.	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
1769	Chew, then swallow is so overrated.	1.2212	0.05142	113	95	11	7
1770	Good god, you look like a house	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1771	Did you just eat my emotional support pig?	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
1772	I mean I get it but, gross.	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
1773	Portion control	1.2212	0.04119	113	89	23	1
1774	Should I assume you don't have room for dessert?	1.2212	0.04119	113	89	23	1
1775	Tastes like chicken?	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
1776	You lie here lying about the lion.	1.2212	0.04523	104	83	19	2
1777	It's rude to talk with your mouth full.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1778	That's why most of us stick to rodents"	1.2212	0.04523	104	83	19	2
1779	I can eat a lot more with my new sporked tongue	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
1780	They're like pistachios. You can't eat just one.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1781	Gee, I hope that Rhino Virus isn't catching.	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
1782	No fair! You had the lion's share of lunch!"	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1783	Looks like you caught the the tail end of the bull market.	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
1784	Don't you just hate it when food gets stuck between your fangs	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1785	You said you were trying to lower your cholesterol, Rick!	1.2205	0.04017	127	101	24	2
1786	I’’m sorry, but I have to cancel our dinner plans for tonight.	1.2203	0.04193	118	94	22	2
1787	How’s your GERD, Lenny?	1.2203	0.04362	118	95	20	3
1788	Well! I did ask him nicely to share that American cheeseburger...	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
1789	Watch out for the ones with horns. I'm not looking forward to eliminating this one.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
1790	Have you considered how much your health would benefit if you bccame a vegetarian?	1.2203	0.04016	118	93	24	1
1791	Dammit, Chuck, it’s always the whole lion with you, never just the share!”	1.2203	0.04362	118	95	20	3
1792	I think I've figured out who keeps stealing my lunch from the fridge, Frank.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1793	I thought the doctor told you no more fast food.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1794	Yeah, yeah. Chew my food. I know.	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
1795	We'll know in 24 hours whether you "won" or not!	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1796	I hope you don't have any fine china in there.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1797	And I thought "I'm so hungry I could eat a cow" was just a figure of speech.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1798	I’m catching the tail end of happy hour?	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1799	It's been a hard month for my diet, okay?	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1800	You say your red, inflamed throat attracted him and he charged?	1.2200	0.04399	100	79	20	1
1801	Well, you’re paying the lion‘s share of the dinner bill.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1802	I like it rare	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
1803	No, no. I’m fine… really. Another opportunity will come along.	1.2198	0.04636	91	72	18	1
1804	Do I look Fat?	1.2197	0.04475	132	109	17	6
1805	Hey, have you seen Mabel?	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
1806	You haven’t by any chance seen a mad cow, have you?	1.2197	0.04209	132	107	21	4
1807	These halloween customs are more filling that I thought	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
1808	And you wonder why your reflux is so bad.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
1809	I love a fresh steak	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
1810	Hey, I could eat a horse is just a saying.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
1811	Did you schedule your bariatric surgery?	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
1812	he took it lion down	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
1813	Sorry but no tongue kissing on the first date	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
1814	I have a sudden urge to go to a china shop.	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
1815	You’re so full of bullshit.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
1816	Frankly, I think "unhinge" is a disgusting word.	1.2190	0.05238	105	88	11	6
1817	I thought you were cutting down on red meat.	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
1818	I guess you expect me to eat the whole tiramisu now!	1.2188	0.04492	96	76	19	1
1819	Where'd you grow up? In a barn?	1.2188	0.04141	128	103	22	3
1820	You have to stop eating such big things, you’re starting to become unhinged.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1821	Oh, but you must try the oxtail!	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1822	Holy cow, Monty.	1.2185	0.04162	119	95	22	2
1823	I'm feeling gelato... you?	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
1824	you are what you eat, i guess	1.2185	0.04798	119	99	14	6
1825	So you didn't approve of my new girlfriend then.	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
1826	There are no sacred cows	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
1827	Bite your tongue!	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1828	Hey Mike, why is your lunch screaming “Hakuna Matata”?	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1829	It was a split second decision, chewing was out of the question.	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1830	And the more I eat the bigger he gets and the louder he snores”’	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
1831	I thought we ordered to share	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
1832	You went to Lion King and didn’t get me anything?!	1.2185	0.04798	119	99	14	6
1833	You've outdone yourself.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1834	Good to see you flossing after meals.	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
1835	Don’t tell me, let me guess what’s gnu.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
1836	It started out small, but was wearing a MAGA hat . . .	1.2182	0.04357	110	88	20	2
1837	You'll break the record if the tail keeps twitching for just one more day.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
1838	'Ya see Ted, there's two kinds of folks in this world. Some of us are happy with just the wings, and some of us gotta eat the whole buffalo'	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
1839	Hey! I thought you agreed to go vegan with me!	1.2182	0.04161	110	87	22	1
1840	Therein lies a tail...any minute now.	1.2180	0.04314	133	109	19	5
1841	I've always said that we 'should take the bull by the tail' and not the horns.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
1842	Very chic how that elephant brings out all those 'Little Prints' on your skin.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
1843	I'm leaving you, Frank. I'll give you a moment to digest.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
1844	The tail tells a tale.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
1845	I know.....it's hard to rattle when you're full.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
1846	Break a leg	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
1847	It was getting cold, honey	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
1848	My throat feels a little sore. Hope its not covid!	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
1849	YOU ATE MY WHOLE FAMILY!	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
1850	Boy you really are a glutton.	1.2177	0.04660	124	103	15	6
1851	Rhino. I haven't seen him.	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
1852	You swallowed it when it was sleeping and now you’re actually surprised it’s growling.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1853	Are you sure you are getting enough fiber?	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
1854	I can't tell you how many times that's worked for me. "Ever been sucked off by snake?" They just have no idea how wide our unhinged jaws can get. First, they're psyched we're taking in the whole rod, and before they know it, Boom! Inside a snake.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1855	Did you eat the whole thing again?	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
1856	That's the last time I go to that all-you-can-eat buffet.	1.2174	0.04332	138	114	18	6
1857	You could have just asked me for some floss.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
1858	Hey, check out the gift I received from my PBS pledge. It's an original signed Bob Ross"	1.2174	0.05060	115	97	11	7
1859	God will not be happy. He told you Adam was not for dinner.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
1860	That is going to hurt when it comes out the other end.	1.2174	0.04592	92	73	18	1
1861	That lunch makes you look fat.	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
1862	What happens when he wakes up?	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
1863	I don't think that's how bull fighting works.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
1864	So much for "sharing is caring."	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
1865	Sorry I'm late. Made a quick stop at Pets R Us.	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
1866	I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
1867	I think you may have a Hiatus Hernia.	1.2168	0.03987	143	116	23	4
1868	A slightly spiced relish with a splash of vodka now will make exquisite your pleasure when finally you finishing that tail.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1869	No, portion sizes were good, but the execution was… primitive.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1870	Please!!! Grab the tail and pull with everything you've got!!!	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1871	I saved the tail for you.	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
1872	You've got something stuck between your teeth.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1873	So this Intermittent Fasting really working out for you?	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
1874	It’s sweet of you to offer, but I never eat leftovers.	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
1875	Your new whole foods diet is a little ridiculous	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
1876	My eyes were bigger than my stomach; want some??	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
1877	Enjoy. Lion after 8pm gives me the toots.	1.2164	0.04414	134	111	17	6
1878	Would you like a to-go box?	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1879	Been to the bull market, I see.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
1880	So nothing is shareable.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1881	Wait, I mean I call heads. I call heads!	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1882	You wanna taste?	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
1883	This is gonna be worse than the day after Taco Tuesday.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
1884	I call bullshit.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1885	Where’s Johnny?	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
1886	Now I see why your stomach is always growling.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
1887	You said there'd be food?	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
1888	There’s some room at the udder end.	1.2162	0.05339	111	95	8	8
1889	I didn't really eat him. He just likes a warm place to take a nap.	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
1890	Can't talk . . . I'll get back to you next week.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1891	Hide-and-seek is no fun with you two.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1892	My sonogram shows a boy and a girl.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1893	Its amazing what you can eat on Weight Watchers!	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1894	Why did you ask me to split dinner if you were just gonna turn around and eat the lions' share?	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
1895	‘Now you got to wait an hour before you swim’	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1896	The cat really got your tongue this time, Stan	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
1897	I think I saw him go that way.	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
1898	How about a little tail?	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
1899	How was the mane course?	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
1900	It would’ve eaten me!	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
1901	Soon they’ll be extinct	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
1902	Whole foods really do cost an arm and a leg	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
1903	You should have saved some room for dessert.	1.2152	0.03630	158	127	28	3
1904	I take it you’re not watching calories.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
1905	Impressive, Earl. I like cats but can rarely finish a whole one.	1.2151	0.04548	93	74	18	1
1906	I think you're taking this 'raw diet' thing too literally...	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
1907	Camels are a bit harder than rodents.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1908	Steven! That was supposed to be for everyone!	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
1909	You might as well eat it all. You're getting stretch marks anyway.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1910	You have a knack of biting off more than you can chew.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
1911	Maybe we'll just have a salad for dinner	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
1912	Didn't your mother teach you to cut your food before eating it?	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
1913	I guess it's too late to ask for a bite of that." Ellen Mansueto, Silver Spring, M	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1914	I thought we were going vegan?	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
1915	I guess your eyes are not bigger than your stomach	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1916	My DNA test said I had some camel in me.	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
1917	Like they say: you are what you eat!	1.2149	0.04100	121	97	22	2
1918	Hey, I was gonna eat that!	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
1919	I lost my pet, Buster. Have you seen him?	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
1920	I like your new look.	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1921	And on the 8th Day, the Serpent in the Garden begat the 'vegan diet cheat meal.'	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1922	I find it cleanses the palate.	1.2149	0.05008	121	103	10	8
1923	It's January 3rd!	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
1924	Though uncomfortable, at least your caloric needs are met for the next five years.	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
1925	Maybe it’s His way of saying you should stick to selling apples.”	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
1926	Too bad. I’ve heard the tail is the best part.	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
1927	We were casually talking about going for Tapas and a drink and I just snapped !	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
1928	There's a great new steakhouse around the corner...it's all-you-can-eat!	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
1929	Your eyes were ALWAYS bigger than your stomach!	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
1930	I thought that I told you not to eat between meals!	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
1931	I stand corrected. Your stomach IS bigger than your eyes.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
1932	Looks like somebody forgot to chew their food again	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
1933	He was just lyin' there so I ate him.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
1934	I get it now. I thought it was a hat !	1.2143	0.04412	98	78	19	1
1935	Wafer thin mint?	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
1936	Oh, I thought it was called the Garden of Eatin'!	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
1937	And I say you're full of it	1.2138	0.04057	145	119	21	5
1938	Conspicuous yet filling.	1.2137	0.04198	131	107	20	4
1939	I've decided to go vegan. Eating a whole cow was really wreaking havoc on my digestive system, and it doesn't look like it's doing you too much good either.	1.2137	0.03755	131	104	26	1
1940	I've never seen a tail like that on a pig either.	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1941	I assume we won't be going to the dance tonight.	1.2137	0.03806	117	92	25	0
1942	Mom warned us about having a cow.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
1943	I hate it when I overeat at Thanksgiving.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
1944	Never bite the tail, they go wild.	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
1945	“My advice is: get a CatScan, and see if it can safely be removed.”	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
1946	That’s not your finger, and I’m not going to pull it!	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
1947	Finishing your dinner, or are you just glad to see me?	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
1948	I'm sorry! I was fed up with his anti-choice bullshit! When he started in with me again about his definition of "viability," I just snapped!	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
1949	What hump?	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1950	The tell-tale tail.	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
1951	They wake up at night,you know?	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
1952	Your jaws must be sore.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
1953	So much for your 'live and let live' spiel	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
1954	Did you bring any digestive enzymes?	1.2136	0.05281	103	87	10	6
1955	What, is that all you ate?	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
1956	I saved room for dessert, I promise.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
1957	That's what you get for swallowing more than you can chew.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
1958	You always take the lion’s share.	1.2131	0.03901	122	97	24	1
1959	Do you have a toothpick?	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
1960	Is that organic?	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
1961	A baby bison? I find that hard to swallow	1.2131	0.03901	122	97	24	1
1962	Leo? No, I haven't seen him, why do you ask?	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
1963	. Not often you catch Dolly Parton asleep.	1.2131	0.04831	122	103	12	7
1964	How does it taste?	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
1965	did you get that in the Garden of Eden	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
1966	I suppose you're going to tell me you didn't eat the apple either.	1.2130	0.05104	108	91	11	6
1967	Adam and Eve ate all the apples. I had to settle for a hot dog.	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
1968	I said try ‘Keto’, not ‘cattle.’	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
1969	You said you just wanted a taste.	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
1970	Well Jeff, that is not what they mean by "whole food diet" !	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
1971	No, I haven’t seen your opossum. Why do you ask?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
1972	My mom suggested Atkins but I just can’t get myself to commit.	1.2128	0.04002	141	115	22	4
1973	I think I see the problem	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
1974	wow the entire GOP in one bite?	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
1975	That’s nothing, last week Greg ate everyone in the park	1.2128	0.05634	94	80	8	6
1976	Yep, he never saw it coming.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
1977	Never eat lion down!	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
1978	You're so lucky. I'm lactose intolerant.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
1979	I promise my diet will start tomorrow.	1.2124	0.03865	113	89	24	0
1980	No wonder you have high cholesterol.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1981	This is what happens go and cat around all night.	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
1982	Be honest, were you really that hungry or were you just bored?	1.2124	0.04064	113	90	22	1
1983	You ate a hat, right?	1.2123	0.03913	146	119	23	4
1984	Doggone, Bill!	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
1985	Next time curb your appetite during our mating season will you?	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
1986	You're supposed to chew 32 times.	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
1987	No more than you can chew! No more than you can chew, dammit!	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
1988	I’m more of a chicken man myself	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
1989	Hey, you told me you were a vegan!	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
1990	No it was just a snack I promise.	1.2119	0.03965	118	94	23	1
1991	How long before the bull comes out on the other side?	1.2119	0.04144	118	95	21	2
1992	Yeah, it tastes like chicken.	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
1993	That's what you call sharing?	1.2117	0.04567	137	116	13	8
1994	You're going to pay for that in the morning!	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1995	...and people wonder why you can't train a snake to use a toilet.	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
1996	If you need to go poo,there are bushes behind you.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1997	I guess that's why they call it impossible meat?	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1998	We were supposed to share that.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1999	Simba? Never heard of him.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2000	I just ate so my stomach shouldn't be growling.	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
2001	I thought we agreed to eat less red meat…	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2002	That's not gluten free, Mabel...	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2003	Where'd you get the asparagus?	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2004	Mmmph flmmpf mMmpth!	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
2005	I like tail. Can I have a bite?	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2006	Haven't you eaten enough?	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2007	Thought I ordered a dinner for two.	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
2008	It’s not as obscure as you think, David. Everyone’s read Exupery.	1.2113	0.03717	142	114	26	2
2009	I guess your stomach WAS as big as your eyes!	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2010	I got you something, but it's a surprise.	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2011	I can't wait to hear your burp!	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2012	Not much, what's gnu with you?	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2013	One less roaming buffalo!	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
2014	OK, you stand in the light, and I’ll tell ya if it’s Max or Hazel.	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2015	So where’s the beef?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2016	The most unusual thing is I'm way too short to be a python	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2017	A lion? Seriously?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2018	Which one didn't bite the apple?	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
2019	It’s a new Bob Ross technique	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
2020	GERD again?	1.2109	0.03945	128	103	23	2
2021	Teach me.. what does it entail?	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
2022	It's repulsive how you don't play with your food.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2023	...and therein lies the tale...	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2024	Now I know why you swallowed that fly	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2025	That meal is going right to your hips!	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2026	I'm a hat.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2027	Dave, buddy, this is really not how intermittent fasting works.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2028	What? Today’s a cheat day.	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
2029	Is this the end of the tale?	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2030	Now, you've just gone and spoiled your appetite for dinner!	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2031	Are you sure that you eat the head first?	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
2032	I shouldn’t have had all that bread	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
2033	I'm on a liquid diet.	1.2101	0.04755	119	100	13	6
2034	There's no nice way to tell you: you got something in your teeth." (sorry for my bad english 🙈🇮🇹	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
2035	To tell you the truth, I thought this would be more like that scene from Lady and the Tramp.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2036	test caption	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2037	Larry! You're grossing me out.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2038	Humans make me feel so bloated	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2039	Heyyyy! You went to the new “All You Can Eat Buffet!”	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2040	The diet says I can eat like a cow for 10 minutes a day	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2041	My throat is hoarse.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2042	You take the tail, then we get cappuccinos and dessert.	1.2100	0.04333	100	80	19	1
2043	So their stuff is really fresh at Whole Foods?	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2044	Ferdinand, you ain’t foolin’ anyone with that snake costume.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2045	I like the rhinoplasty.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2046	You eat yet?	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
2047	save room for dessert ok?	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
2048	C’mon It’s cheat day!	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
2049	Hey, you were "lion" about "halfsies" at dinner!	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
2050	Oh, it’s “Take-Out Only” there now?	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2051	'Nose-to-tail' doesn't mean in one sitting.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2052	« Stop with this tail! Can’t you get the job done once and for all ! »	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2053	I'm so sick of your bullshit.	1.2093	0.04070	129	105	21	3
2054	I've been craving beef lately.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2055	Hard to say. The tail's too long for a pig and we know the editors wouldn't have allowed a devoured dog cartoon.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2056	Whose oxtail recipe did you use?	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2057	Remember-you can't go swimming for at least 45 minutes." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2058	WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO SHARE?	1.2091	0.03895	110	87	23	0
2059	They are too endangered!	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2060	Got room for dessert?	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2061	Only got one down in the lion-eating contest, huh?	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2062	I know it's cliche, but it really does taste like chicken.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2063	I didn’t know you were expecting twins	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2064	'Nope, haven't ssseen the Lion King, yet'	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2065	My transformation is temporary your majesty.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2066	Some date! You started out piggish, now you're just a big boar.	1.2090	0.03681	134	107	26	1
2067	Don’t be mad but I forgot to pick up the TUMS	1.2090	0.03830	134	108	24	2
2068	It's not even Halloween yet, and you're already warming up for the holiday feasts.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2069	You're going to need a gastroenterologist AND a chiropractor.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2070	I still can’t believe you’re getting $400 a night for that space on Airbnb.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2071	Have you tried a laxative?	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2072	No. I doubt it's Beyond Meat.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2073	Hey, Fred…the cow got your tongue?	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2074	No I think it’s fine, mom won’t notice.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2075	It looks like you are having trouble finishing your meal.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2076	Can I at least have a piece of tail?	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
2077	Couldn't clean up your plate?	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2078	That's quite a tail but I just don't swallow it.	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
2079	You've been cheating on your diet again,haven't you?	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2080	No,you guess!	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
2081	You had to eat it all in one gulp, you? You snake!	1.2087	0.04001	115	92	22	1
2082	This is even more impressive than the time you ate the baboon.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2083	I didn’t realize you would be home so early…	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2084	You already ordered?	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
2085	I knew he was a hump before and after I took him in.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2086	You do realize that you're going to have a lot of saggy skin to shed after you lose that weight?	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
2087	Why didn't you tell me?	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
2088	I should have ordered the half portion.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2089	I'll be back in a jiff with our dessert menu.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2090	Maybe I should have explained what I meant by "I'm not hungry right now."	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2091	I still see the tail, so you owe me fifty bucks.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2092	I hope you saved your room for dessert	1.2083	0.03906	120	96	23	1
2093	I ate the whole thing, I’m not lion!	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2094	You’ll know it’s time when the Little Prince pulls out his little pencil again.”	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2095	You've got a little piece of spinal cord in your teeth.	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2096	You know the stories in the Little Prince are just meant to be metaphorical?	1.2083	0.04865	120	102	11	7
2097	I thought the bull market was closed this year.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2098	Nice hat.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2099	King of the Jungle. LOL.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2100	Did you see that son, a whole cow in one swallow.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2101	It's great! It's the pig of the month plan.	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
2102	I think I ate the whole thing!	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2103	Now you know what childbirth feels like, Ed.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2104	I packed food for a long trip.	1.2079	0.04295	101	81	19	1
2105	Would you like a hippo for dessert?	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2106	Are you sure this is HIS nineth life?	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2107	If you regurgitate, don't come crying to me.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2108	I've just started the aspen diet.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2109	You think we can get a refund on your gastric bypass procedure?	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2110	The vegan thing didn't work out, then?	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2111	I’m boar’d.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2112	Somebody didn't chew thirty two times before swallowing!	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2113	Well what do you think? Did I get the S-s-s-s-s-seasonings right?	1.2079	0.04058	101	80	21	0
2114	I see you got dinner already	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
2115	I should also stock up in case there's another pandemic.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2116	gooooooal!!	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2117	It's actually a hat	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2118	You got room in there for one more?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2119	Are you going to eat all that?	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2120	I know fast food restaurants are easier, but I'm off bread.	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2121	You've got a little smutchz of tail on your left chin.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2122	Saving the best part for last?	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2123	Ok, so no halfsies?	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2124	All the nutrients are in the tail.	1.2075	0.03958	106	84	22	0
2125	Tail first Bob. TAIL first!	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2126	After lunch let's sleep for March and April and see if the menu changes.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2127	Don't you point that silly little thing at me like that!	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2128	I think I've figured out intermittent fasting.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2129	Don't bother to deny it. You have a telltail sign of what happened to our dinner.	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2130	You're doing that snout to tail thing, but in just one meal!	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2131	Bob, you got it backwards again.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2132	I offered to take a splinter out of his foot. that's how!	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2133	I thought it was supposed to be an elephant.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2134	Run. His mother is coming.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2135	So you ate without me huh? Lemme guess, Raccoons Tartare?	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
2136	I thought we had plans for lunch this week!	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2137	Tell the truth, does this warthog make me look fat?	1.2071	0.03860	140	114	23	3
2138	Just back from Yellowstone?	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2139	You can't fool me. I know you didn't swallow a hat. It's an elephant. I read the Little Prince you know.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2140	Bet you've got a tale to tell.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
2141	Hey, where's the beef?	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2142	There's something you aren't telling me.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
2143	Evolution my little friend . It’s the future! Next thing : Thumbs !!	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2144	You've become unhinged.	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
2145	Why did you eat in advance? We're going to the everglades for dinner!	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
2146	You are one big hog, hog!	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
2147	How many WeightWatchers points is that?	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
2148	But aren’t you lactose intolerant?	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
2149	What a tail you have to tell your kids!	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
2150	I ate like… a King this morning!	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
2151	The whole thing? That's a lotta bull!	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2152	Wow Sssslink....sorry i doubted you are king of the jungle	1.2063	0.04112	126	103	20	3
2153	I bet he has worries now	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2154	It's paleo.	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2155	The tail end is always disappointing.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2156	So what did you have for breakfast?	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2157	Can I have your leftovers?	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2158	It's not water weight!	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2159	I was just tempting him to eat the apple. Then he did! So I ate him!	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2160	You don't happen to have a Tums do you?	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2161	What did I tell you about eating too much meat.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2162	Less taste, more filling	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2163	Wow, that was jaw-dropping.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2164	New york real estate is crazy. I’m paying 2300/month for this snake	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2165	You have to start chewing your food, Frank	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2166	Don't lie to me. I can see the tail sticking out your mouth.	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
2167	Indigestion - Really!?	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2168	I was driving on the opposite lane	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2169	No,no. On you it looks good.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2170	I have a different understanding of keto.	1.2059	0.04258	102	82	19	1
2171	Your lack of sharing is difficult to swallow.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2172	Quit hogging all the food.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2173	And you want me to believe he just ran off?	1.2057	0.04331	141	119	15	7
2174	Just relax, the paramedics are on their way.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2175	Big cat got your tongue?	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
2176	Potatoes Lionaise	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2177	Quiet, good credit, professional job — he's the perfect tenant.	1.2056	0.03925	107	85	22	0
2178	Say, have you seen my son's toy buffalo?	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2179	Your diarrhea will be explosive.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2180	Getting a little tail?	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2181	Yes, you can buy stretch mark cream over the counter.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2182	Got my tongue elongation from the top Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
2183	I looked at that, but it didn’t come with the hot sauce or the ranch dressing.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2184	So, Larry, how’s that vegan thing going?	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2185	‘Lucky you, built in dental floss’	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2186	I hate to tell you, buddy, but with what you just consumed, your cholesterol is going to go sky high, and the indigestion...forget about it, too late."	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2187	Cowabunga	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2188	I wish I could give you a hand.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2189	Seen Bowser lately?	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
2190	And next you’ll tell me that you don’t want any supper.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2191	I told you when you ordered it that it was meant for two.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2192	Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to let your eyes be bigger than your stomach?	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2193	So, Ed, have you seen Piglet around? He owes me money.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2194	Thanks for sharing	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2195	One more, we play chess.	1.2051	0.03941	117	94	22	1
2196	You always overdo it on cheat day.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2197	How was your Yellowstone vacation?	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2198	It' s just more of your bullshit.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2199	King of the Beasts, my Ass!	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2200	Don’t ask… I just got hungry! (Hawthorn, age 7)	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2201	You look like you have that dull, heavy, after eating feeling.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2202	I always pig out after an intermittent fast	1.2051	0.03941	117	94	22	1
2203	Muffled "You two and your games of hide and seek have gotten out of hand".	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2204	You're just a sight gag. Without a gag reflex.	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2205	that'd give me indegestion	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2206	Honey, don't talk with your mouth full.	1.2045	0.04400	132	111	15	6
2207	Wanna do this ‘Lady and the Tramp’ style, or…?	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
2208	I like to stay at fighting weight.	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
2209	The old folks home--there's tons of 'em!	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2210	I had a big lunch and I am just dragging this afternoon.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2211	Looks more like a Republican to me	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
2212	He asked directions to the snake park, and I said I'd give him a lift.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2213	Aaach, I should know better; I can't eat Mexican.	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2214	This is why I don't eat fast food!	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2215	I'm telling you, you're going to have one bad case of indigestion.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2216	You definitely need tall grass to be a successful snake in the grass.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2217	You look nothing like a hat	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2218	I would have . . . But it’s obvious there wasn’t enough to share.	1.2042	0.03940	142	117	21	4
2219	You'll look a lot better when those stretch marks clear up.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2220	Mother always taught us to share!	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
2221	And here I go, thinking we were in this thing together.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2222	You'll spoil your appetite.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2223	Have you considered probiotics?	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2224	That vixen,Eve,got me turned on to apples "	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2225	I see you've been reading The Little Prince.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2226	I know you did. I just want to know why.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2227	What, you ate already?	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
2228	I thought that we agreed to go plant-based this week.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2229	First the endoscopy, then the Jalopy.	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2230	Do you have any idea of the cholesterol level in a steak that rare?	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2231	Making gnu friends is so hard.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2232	I guess you got the lion's share.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2233	Time for a Tums?	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2234	I hope you don’t get offended by a little constrictive criticism.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2235	We agreed to do this vegan thing together, Frank!	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2236	Look’s like you have a tiger by the tail.	1.2037	0.05054	108	92	10	6
2237	He didn’t say trick or treat, so I picked for him.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2238	Let's get together in a few weeks after you've digested everything.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2239	Hey! I was supposed to meet Simba for brunch!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2240	That all-protein diet’s making you look like gnu.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2241	Have you seen my Christmas ornament box anywhere?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2242	Slow casual	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2243	I’d grab dinner with you but I’m full for the next few weeks	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2244	Mark? Haven’t seen him.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2245	What you need is Plop Plop Fizz Fizz	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
2246	I only ate half.	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
2247	You could have waited for the election results before dethroning the king.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2248	That was a fun time, but please, no more party tricks.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2249	I had a fresh ham for lunch	1.2035	0.03805	113	90	23	0
2250	Shall we split the bill?	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2251	Good luck in the morning.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2252	It’s even more keto if you eat it whole	1.2035	0.04007	113	91	21	1
2253	For the last time, I didn't eat your food.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2254	Tails you win.	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
2255	I guess I didn't understand what you meant when you said you couldn't wait to have dinner with me.	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
2256	Why didn't you leave me some of that barbecue pork?	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
2257	Disregard my dinner invitation.	1.2034	0.03911	118	95	22	1
2258	What? Cat got your small intestine?”	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
2259	you were right when you said it was all good.	1.2034	0.04432	118	98	16	4
2260	I thought you were on a diet.	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
2261	tastes like chicken with more of a bite	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
2262	Do you want a taste?	1.2033	0.03992	123	100	21	2
2263	I haven’t been very successful giving up beef.	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
2264	The tail is not the best part, Harold.	1.2033	0.04612	123	104	13	6
2265	I warned you not to eat it all at once.	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
2266	'Yes, I do remember the slogan, "Beef. It's what's for dinner." '	1.2031	0.04347	128	107	16	5
2267	You’re REALLY going to regret that in the morning	1.2031	0.04486	128	108	14	6
2268	Did you leave room for the dessert I made ?	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
2269	I'm thinking of going vegan.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
2270	You’ve got a little something on your chin.	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
2271	Can't tell you how many times that's happened to me.	1.2030	0.03959	133	109	21	3
2272	‘“There are two wolves inside us” is just a metaphor.’	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
2273	King of Beasts,my ass....	1.2029	0.04005	138	114	20	4
2274	I thought you were getting a salad.	1.2025	0.04894	79	64	14	1
2275	So you plan to be a camel for hollowen	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2276	For Buffalo, it wasn’t very spicy!!!	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2277	This is exactly why I'm a vegetarian.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2278	I guess you are not up for brunch...	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2279	Didn't your mother tell you to always take little bites?	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2280	Did the cat get your tongue?	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2281	Buffalo? Ouch! Those hoofs are murder on the stomach!	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2282	There was an old snake who swallowed a bull...Perhaps they're full!	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2283	When I told him to dive in head first that's not what I meant.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2284	You've got it wrong again! The game is cat and mouse and not cat in mouth!	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2285	Boaring!	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2286	Thanksgiving is coming.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2287	For winning at "pin the tail" on the donkey - No way!	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2288	Hungry?? That's a lot of bull.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2289	You always eat the best part first	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2290	Yum! Where did you get a two-humped (Bactrian) camel?	1.2020	0.04056	99	79	20	0
2291	That’s a shame. The tail is the best bit.	1.2020	0.04056	99	79	20	0
2292	It looks like you’re on that new diet.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2293	Angus or Wagyu?	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2294	Bill! You went to the range without me?	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2295	Oh my god, they killed Kenny!	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2296	I’d walk a mile for a Camel.	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2297	It’s my cheat month	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
2298	fell asleep on the subway with my mouth open.	1.2020	0.04056	99	79	20	0
2299	I take it you'll just be chillin' this winter?	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2300	He said, "Bring it on." Want some?	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2301	I hope no-one waves a red cape behind you.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2302	Looks like he tasted good until you got to the end!	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2303	This is the last time I swallow a hot dog without mustard.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2304	We'll, what do you do for a lingering tickle in your throat?	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2305	I'm tailing you the truth! I did NOT eat that cow!!	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2306	That's an absolutely fascinating tale.	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
2307	I don't believe you. You speak with a lion tongue.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2308	I thought you were allergic to cats!	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2309	Ah, I sssseee the tell tail sssign	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2310	How do you know you're naked?	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2311	Hey Norm, you've got something in your teeth.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2312	So technically, it's mostly water weight.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2313	I always loved The Little Prince	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2314	I told you not to grab the bull by its horns!	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2315	Harold! That was our last Key Largo wood rat!	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
2316	Is that the cat's meow?	1.2018	0.04166	114	93	19	2
2317	Hey, if I get one we can have a pride parade!	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
2318	I saved you the last bite!	1.2018	0.04166	114	93	19	2
2319	Oh c'mon, Ralph. I put my name on it.	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2320	Have you seen the warthog I left on the counter?	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
2321	You had to go back for seconds, didn't you?	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
2322	Don’t worry … I believe yo	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
2323	So, how many cheat days did you have this week?	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2324	No,of courth it’th not my tongue.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
2325	I've got a bit of a sore throat. It must be that flu going around.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
2326	I said bring back buffalo sauce. Buffalo SAUCE! What’s wrong with ya?	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
2327	I never said I was a vegetarian, Lois!!	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
2328	That's just a lot of bull.	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
2329	How long before you're colonoscopy is over?	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2330	Right now I hate that I'm vegan.	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2331	It’s a cheat day.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2332	Wild boar really brings your spots out.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2333	Any regrets?	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2334	Wow. That was a lot of bull!	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2335	Well, there goes your cholesterol sky high.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2336	Once again...your eyes were bigger than your stomach	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2337	Pig out? No. In	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2338	Well I figured if I ate a endangered species I would become a double endangered one.	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2339	I think you ate too much!	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
2340	Your tummy is still growling	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2341	You're not sharing?	1.2000	0.04043	110	89	20	1
2342	I think you’re gonna need to work that off.	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
2343	I said you can only be king if you swallow a whole lion, and I can still see the tail.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2344	Don’t choke!	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2345	Hurry up! If they see that tail, they’ll know it was you!	1.2000	0.04126	95	76	19	0
2346	Really, Harold! I send you out to catch a tiger by the toe, and you come back with a water buffalo by the tail! How can we show up at Eve and Adam’s with that?	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2347	But I hate asparagus	1.2000	0.04544	125	106	13	6
2348	Big meals always leave me with a lisp.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2349	You always get the lion's share of lunch	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2350	Bully for you.	1.2000	0.03609	145	118	25	2
2351	What about ox-tail soup?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2352	I thought I told you I am tired of your lion eyes!	1.2000	0.04399	125	105	15	5
2353	They’re better roasted	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2354	When I said "go whole hog", I mean how to live life	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2355	It's a rescue	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
2356	Dear did you take your pills?	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2357	Geez Colin, you always fill up on whatever's on the first Dim Sum cart.	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
2358	Eat it all; there are little vipers starving in China.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2359	I just couldn’t take being a Vegan anymore.	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
2360	Impossible burgers just don't do it for me.	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2361	I'd recommend Pepto-Bismol	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
2362	Toothpick?	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2363	So he bet me...	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2364	It's the emmissions that are hard to swallow	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2365	I’d be lion if I didn’t admit I feel full.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2366	Oh, it's a French bistro called "Le Petit Prince."	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2367	Eating local is becoming more difficult than I thought.	1.2000	0.04364	85	68	17	0
2368	The neck is just empty calories.	1.2000	0.05136	105	90	9	6
2369	I don’t know where you put it.”	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2370	Wherein lies the tale?	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2371	Cough it up man - you know I called heads.	1.2000	0.04684	125	107	11	7
2372	How did you get hairs to grow on your tongue?	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2373	Because, see he couldn’t draw the buffalo	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2374	How's them ribs?	1.2000	0.03945	115	93	21	1
2375	They were all out of horse….	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2376	Coming home late again, smelling of lion? My mother was right: once an eater always an eater.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2377	It started out as a kiss. How did it end up like this?	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2378	Yeah I gave up my shopping addiction; but now I can’t seem to say no to an ‘all you can eat’ buffet.	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
2379	You've put on so much weight since we last met	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2380	Glad I got here before the tail end.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2381	Just because it's technically keto doesn't mean..	1.2000	0.03945	115	93	21	1
2382	For the last time it wasn't me who ate your dinner. I'm on a diet.	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
2383	Extra rare.	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
2384	You told me we couldn’t get lunch because you were fasting!	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2385	At home, he would have been cooked on the range.	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2386	Way to show 'em that some invasive species are more useful than others.	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2387	Gary! We had those reservations for months!	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
2388	I don't know, man. I always feel better after throwing up.	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
2389	Okay, it's not really tongue. But the answer is still no.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2390	Again? I TOLD you to start from the tail.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2391	Now that’s what I call a Pig Out!	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
2392	It looks delicious. Send me the recipe.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2393	I'm going to start that cleanse first thing tomorrow.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
2394	You’ve got the lion by the tail.	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
2395	I just 'yawned'!	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2396	If it was just a paintbrush you wanted, you should have eaten a mouse	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2397	Let me guess, Dinner got away.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2398	Can you share your ox tail recipe?	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2399	You deserve indigestion for chasing tail.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2400	One more reason to be a vegan.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2401	Keto or not, calories are calories Milo	1.1982	0.04758	111	94	12	5
2402	Buffet, why?	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2403	It was a two-for-one special	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2404	Good story, but something else will be roaring in the morning.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2405	I see you’re on the Attenborough diet.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2406	I'm waiting for an elephant.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2407	It’s a turtle. I forgot to shell it.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2408	That’s taking steak tartare to a new level.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2409	Bite me.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2410	I guess your eyes weren't bigger that your stomach after all.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2411	Now, who’s the king of the jungle baby?	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2412	Sorry - it’s not scarier than the elephant. You really do just look like a hat.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2413	I know you want to be a hat for Halloween,but you just look like a boa constrictor that swallowed an elephant.	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2414	I said “a corned beef on rye!”	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2415	It's just that I hate eating leftovers, you know?	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2416	Seriously, your implant looks so good.	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2417	The mens room , Where is it ?	1.1979	0.05261	96	82	9	5
2418	It's great at first, but then it has to come out.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2419	What the hell is a Bluetooth?	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2420	How about a piece of tail?	1.1979	0.04088	96	77	19	0
2421	It’s ok, I had a light lunch.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2422	Some like to pig out. I like to pig in.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2423	Pardon?	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2424	Am I allowed to say bull scat in a cartoon?	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2425	Oh really? You haven’t eaten in weeks? That’s bull.	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
2426	Saint-Exupéry...ever heard of him?	1.1977	0.04320	86	69	17	0
2427	No, I didn't eat the lunch you packed and left in the fridge, Bob. Why do you ask?	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2428	I know we can eat like cows…but not actually eat one!	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
2429	You better not let the tail wag the dog	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
2430	Not bison again, Leonard. Now you have to go to that campground for some Pepcid.	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
2431	Can I interest you in seeing the dessert menu?	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
2432	HA! I win!!	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
2433	what?! It's my cheat day!	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
2434	My mother taught me to never bite off more than I could chew!	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2435	Good for you; you took the bull by the horns!	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2436	Hey! I called dibs on the last lion	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2437	Oh Bull who said I was on a diet!	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2438	Did you read the serving size?	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
2439	You’re so selfish George, does it never occur to you that I might be hungry too?	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2440	At first it sounded like you had a frog in your throat.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2441	Are you on grass?	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2442	I wish you had an after dinner mint	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2443	Have you seen my friend, Leo?	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2444	you want to share some tail	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
2445	Hope your phone plan covers roaming!	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
2446	I see you're at the tail end of the carnivore diet craze.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
2447	We eat our own (Trumpers)...	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
2448	I promise, I really got the vegan option this time.	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
2449	I think you look like a hat	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2450	Yef - If mafes talfing a liffle hard.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2451	I think I'm going to pay for this when I have to go potty tomorrow.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2452	That’s not what I meant when I said ‘let’s pig out’.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2453	Oversnacking again!	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
2454	Was she as tasty as she looks?	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2455	I said glutton,not gluton.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
2456	It's pretty obvious that you've abandoned your "No Gnu diet", Clarence. Your cholesterol is going to be off the scale tomorrow!	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
2457	I see the tail but the dog's not wagging!	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2458	I’m vegan.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2459	I need a couple Maalox.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2460	Hiding your mistress in your stomach is not going to work this time.	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
2461	Next time I get the bright idea of din din at the All You Can Eat Buffet stop me.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2462	Yes,I think you should wait a half an hour before you go swimming.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
2463	I was saving that for the potluck tomorrow!	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2464	I hope that wasn’t Chinese take out, you’ll be hungry again in a couple of hours.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2465	This was the last time asked you to look after my pet!	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2466	I’m on a see-boar diet	1.1961	0.03951	102	82	20	0
2467	Oxxxxxxxxx tailsssssss… always worth the wait.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2468	I don’t see a hat. I only see a friend who is crying out for help.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2469	I told you I was so hungry I could eat a cow!	1.1959	0.04051	97	78	19	0
2470	When that big meal makes you fall asleep, I’m going to eat you.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
2471	There's a crumb on your lip.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2472	The mane was the hardest part to swallow...	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2473	I take it the negotiations are going well.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2474	A minute on your lips and a lifetime on your hips. Oh wait, no hips.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2475	Holy cow... Looks like you’ve swallowed more than you can chew!	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2476	Are you humming Hakuna Matata?	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2477	Apparently that was the last one of its kind on Earth.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2478	I like your new fashion statement	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2479	I see it's the tail end of dinner.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2480	Cat got your linguam bisulcam?	1.1957	0.04159	92	74	18	0
2481	Never eat in bed.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
2482	It seems you bit off more than you can chew.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2483	…and the problem with this Paleo diet is that 3 months later you’re hungry again.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2484	Have you seen Dave?	1.1954	0.04276	87	70	17	0
2485	King of the jungle, I don't think so!	1.1953	0.03852	128	105	21	2
2486	What do you mean 'I never share'?	1.1951	0.03942	123	101	20	2
2487	We agreed not to snack before the buffet.	1.1951	0.03942	123	101	20	2
2488	Olé!	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
2489	One bite at a time	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
2490	”You going to eat that?	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
2491	Where's EVE	1.1949	0.04383	118	99	15	4
2492	My financial advisor said to prep for the next bull market.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
2493	Do you remember what it was? I can't make heads or tails of it.	1.1947	0.03947	113	92	20	1
2494	Holy cow, I think your eyes are bigger than your stomach”	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2495	So, what did the lion eat?	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
2496	You gotta digest most of it before you get to the good stuff.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2497	He was vegetarian, not a big deal to digest	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2498	Unicorns are endangered Ralph!	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2499	Ceci nes't pas un chapeau, obviously.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2500	Rat buffet was half price.	1.1947	0.03947	113	92	20	1
2501	Mom always said to chew your food one hundred times before swallowing.	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
2502	You speak with forked tongue	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
2503	What do you mean we don't hibernate down here in the South?	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2504	No,I haven’t seen your little friend Pooh…	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2505	Chuck has a massive chip on his shoulder	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2506	Wow, you really can swallow a lot of bull on this job.	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2507	So now what? No sex for 2 weeks?	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2508	Quit gulping your food, will ya?	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
2509	My mom always gave me green tea. One sugar, no lemon.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
2510	My therapist told me to find new coping strategies.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2511	Honestly? I think there's just too much pork in the bill.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
2512	Where will you be spending your digestion?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2513	Do you know what happened to Antoine de Saint-Exupery?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2514	I still think it would have been easier to flip a coin.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2515	Thanks for saving me the last bite.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2516	Does my rear end look fat?	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2517	Nope Son, there's no food here either.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2518	Seriously Frank? This is your solution to the ferrel pig situation?	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2519	It must have been something I ate.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2520	Like my new tongue?	1.1939	0.05161	98	84	9	5
2521	I told you it would go straight to your hipsssss.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2522	Quiet, he’s still asleep.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2523	I told you not to chew.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2524	Are you sure it said gluten free?	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
2525	Well I guess hide and seek is over now. Thanks Carl.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
2526	Eating a cow! You know your lactose intolerant."	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2527	I think I ate too much. Do you have anything for indigestion?	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2528	Give me a ring when you are up for something.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2529	It's a B&B win-win. It gets a bed for the night, and you get breakfast in the morning.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2530	Let me explain what is meant by the phrase "eat me".	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2531	Curiosity gets them every time.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2532	Call me when you need some suppositories."	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2533	I know, I know.... I'll just start my diet next year.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2534	Wow! But if you don’t actually have the enzymes for those horns, they are going to be worse than a brick!	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2535	Try leaving some room for dessert.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
2536	I’m just doing my part to fight methane gas emissions.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2537	This is why I went vegan, bill.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2538	„It’s not what it looks like. We‘re just friends, I swear.“	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2539	When will you quit hogging?!	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2540	I thought you said you were switching to a plant based diet for lent?	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2541	I hope you took your Prilosec.	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2542	It's the same for me - after a steak dinner feels like I have to lay around for a week!	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2543	Ha ha, I got it first!	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
2544	Sorry I'm late, I stopped off after work for some rodents.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
2545	My eyes are bigger than my stomachs.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2546	Not another word about interest rates	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2547	Therein lies a tale.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2548	Thanks for the invitation but I've already had Christmas dinner.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2549	I told you you'd like the free-range meats from Whole Foods.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
2550	This whole day has me buffaloed”	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
2551	It's bison not buffalo!	1.1930	0.03916	114	93	20	1
2552	So how is that raw paleo working out for you	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
2553	The rules say is you cannot get the tail all the way in, you lose.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2554	I understand you like it RARE	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
2555	My friends told me you were full of bull but I didn't take it literally. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
2556	What? I'm on a low carbs diet.	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
2557	Yes, I have a big mouth..	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
2558	Ooooh--let's do the scene from "Lady and the Tramp!"	1.1927	0.04959	109	94	9	6
2559	What a load of bull	1.1927	0.03795	109	88	21	0
2560	This isn't what I had in mind when you told me, "Just one bite."	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2561	Just a little bite, please, oh please.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2562	So . . . what ya got there?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2563	Honestly, two tails is a good look on you.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2564	It’s bedtime and your mouth is full so no good night hiss.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2565	Can I have oxtail?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2566	Sure you have lots of scales, but you need a digital one.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
2567	How did you manage to swallow the cat head first?	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2568	You know that saying, "Don't bite off more than you can chew . . ."	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2569	I've got heartburn. Have you got any antacid?	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2570	Don't lecture me about portion size. They only come in one size.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2571	You lie like a snake in the grass. I know you had a snack!	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2572	Would you kindly barf up half of that cow so we can feed the kids?	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
2573	I figured if I'm going to do intermittent fasting, I might as well bulk up with a cow.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
2574	Dude, I still have stretch marks from the chicken!	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2575	How do you put up with the bullshit?	1.1923	0.04243	130	110	15	5
2576	Elephant or donkey?	1.1923	0.03883	104	84	20	0
2577	Thank you! That Aslan guy never stopped talking.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2578	You are full of bull!	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2579	Have you seen my kitty"	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
2580	I won the coin toss"	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2581	I’ve been tailing you for days.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2582	Yeah, I know, but I forgot to eat breakfast	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2583	When I said have a cow already, I didn't mean eat one!	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2584	Was that you burping or something else?	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2585	Perfect — dinner is always the best time for me to talk to you.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2586	Now you're only 50% snake.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2587	Can I offer you some Buffalo tale	1.1917	0.04315	120	101	15	4
2588	No dessert until you finish.	1.1917	0.03797	120	98	21	1
2589	Yeah, you need either a napkin or a longer digestive tract.	1.1915	0.04016	141	119	17	5
2590	In like a lion, out like a lamb" was just a saying -- just like we wouldn't bite the same guy twice	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
2591	What was your famous oxtail stew recipe again?	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2592	I saved you the tail.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2593	You always put on weight over the holidays.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2594	You’re going to spoil your dinner!	1.1913	0.04604	115	98	12	5
2595	He wouldn’t stop talking about CrossFit	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
2596	Therrs uh coupuh mow stanning by tha tree, if ya huurry.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
2597	He wouldn't stop singing Hakuna Matada.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2598	C’est le petit elephant	1.1913	0.04924	115	100	8	7
2599	You should start eating more sloths! Don't you know fast food is bad for you?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2600	Dude, I said let's each do a line!	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2601	Didn't I tell you to chew before you swallow?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2602	Did you eat my left overs?	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2603	Maybe you should think about becoming a vegetarian.	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2604	Oh, Monsieur, it is wahfer thin.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
2605	I’ve got a belly full of his talk!	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
2606	Really George? You know we're going out for dinner tonight!	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2607	Has the cat got your tongue?”	1.1909	0.04917	110	95	9	6
2608	You've got some food in your teeth.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
2609	Can you burp it out?	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2610	You know, don't you, that we're out of Mylanta?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2611	Do this.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2612	I think this time, the cat will not come back.	1.1905	0.04310	84	68	16	0
2613	I see you went with "Fedora" for halloween!	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2614	How did you possibly eat that lion?!!??" "Bgulb...	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2615	Your big mouth struck again.	1.1905	0.03851	105	85	20	0
2616	I'm not scary. I'm a hat.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2617	I'm not upset that you ate my snack, I just want you to promise I can watch it pass.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2618	Are you sure intermittent fasting is working for you?	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2619	There you go destroying the bull market again.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2620	what the hell was that	1.1905	0.04323	126	107	14	5
2621	That was meant for tonight's dinner party.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2622	No, I will not reenact that scene from “the lady and the tramp”	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
2623	Did you start the paleo diet?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2624	No it's not a Mane Course, i was just peckish while waiting.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2625	I like it - Picasso	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
2626	Not hungry any more, thanks.	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
2627	He really was a mouthful, huh?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2628	Are you cheating on me?	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2629	I warned you not to eat too fast, don't ask me antacids later	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2630	How do you do it? Beef is so hard to digest.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2631	I told you, you couldn't swallow the hole thing.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2632	Again, you bit off more than you can chew!	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2633	Don't lie... tell me what you did to Adam and Eve!	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2634	Tums or MiraLAX seems to works best for me.	1.1901	0.04440	121	103	13	5
2635	Care for some desert?"	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
2636	So much for evolution.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2637	No Herschel, I don't believe you ARE committed to a vegan lifestyle.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2638	They say curiosity killed the cat but I'm pretty sure this time it was me.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2639	I have seen it on The Little Prince and I haven't looked back since.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2640	Ooh, I hate when that happens: you don't really want the whole thing, but once you get started, there's no way to stop.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
2641	Now you want to share?	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2642	I did NOT make a pig of myself	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2643	I'm not unclogging the toilet for you later on.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2644	You might want to rethink that keto diet.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2645	You said you didn’t want anything–I’m not sharing.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2646	Hold on, sorry, cat got my tongue.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2647	Man, it's hard enough without a monkey on your back.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2648	The hair always makes me bloated.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2649	And you said I was gullible?	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
2650	I forgot to take the shopping bags.	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
2651	That meal is going to stay with you for awhile	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2652	It started out as a simple disagreement on whose mouse it was.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2653	You've confirmed You're full of Bull.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2654	A Lion, seriously? No, it's a Wildebeest. And besides, it's not like I ate him, he just ran in while I was yawning.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2655	I don’t think I can be with someone who eats with his mouth open.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2656	Nah, you'll have your appetite back in a month or so.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2657	Have you seen my lion friend Timmy?	1.1894	0.04184	132	112	15	5
2658	Aha, looks delicious!	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
2659	I see you had a great office party.	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
2660	You are soooo boarish!	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2661	A bactrian I presume?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
2662	Well,aren't you looking like the cat that swallowed the canary!	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
2663	What, you didn’t hear me ask for a to-go box?	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
2664	This season's leisure clothes have AMAZINGLY comfortable stretch fabric, Gladys. If I was still in Lululemon you'd see every horn and hoof of my breakfast.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
2665	Weren’t we supposed to bowl first and dine after?	1.1890	0.03662	127	104	22	1
2666	Your hamster? Nope, haven't seen it since yesterday.	1.1890	0.03829	127	105	20	2
2667	Like chicken?	1.1889	0.04149	90	73	17	0
2668	. . . and lions, oh my!	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2669	It’s OK - I’m intermittently fasting	1.1889	0.05450	90	78	7	5
2670	Well, it did say “all you can eat.”	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2671	Looks like the new diet accentuates your curves after all.	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
2672	Come on Lucifer, first our legs and now this!	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2673	Every time you open your mouth your lyin	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2674	Give me the apple; you are too stuffed to have lunch with Eve.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2675	I'm sure she was delicious, but you could've at least left me a glass of her milk!	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2676	The weight goes straight to my legs.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2677	Eh, shouldn't 'ave eaten that extra pup, I suppos' ......	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2678	Chasing tail always gives me indigestion.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2679	The best thing about it? It only cost a nickel.	1.1885	0.04558	122	105	11	6
2680	These warthogs are going straight to my thighs.	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
2681	Why would you do this? You’ll never fit in the bridesmaid dress this weekend.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2682	Ok, now time for a TRUTH!	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2683	You have GOT to get glasses!	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2684	I'm five minutes late. There's a reason you're single.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2685	Did you just burp?	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2686	Well, you don't speak with forked tongue!	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2687	He threatened to get my tongue	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2688	Oh no you don't...I'm not falling for the old pull my finger trick again	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2689	You're late for dinner!	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2690	Henry, I thought, I told you not to fill up on circus food!	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2691	Does my bum look big in this?	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2692	I am NOT splitting this bill!	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2693	I’d rather a friend than an enema	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2694	It's Wagyu, more fat but also more taste. Highly recommend.	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2695	What’s a matter - cat got your tongue?	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2696	Hey - your tongue grew hair on it	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2697	Don't tell me. They offered to supersize you and you said 'Yes'	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2698	Snack? What snack?	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
2699	Lion Country Safari Buffet	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
2700	I can’t hide under the bed for awhile!	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
2701	What? No longer vegan?	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
2702	Looks like he saw it coming; the end was on its way.	1.1875	0.04005	96	78	18	0
2703	See, I told you it counts as 1 serving.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2704	'Ugh! Hamster breath!'	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
2705	You were supposed to TEMPT her, not EAT her!	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
2706	What beef?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2707	Sure, I wouldn't mind the tail, thanks	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
2708	Don’t you lie to me. The tail’s sticking out of your mouth!	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2709	Me? I just ended up bingeing Dahmer.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
2710	I shouldn't have filled up on gerbils.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2711	I told you to chew your food!	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
2712	Plus which, they left dish of milk out for it, now mine.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
2713	Seriously, would you please stop eating with your mouth open?	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
2714	Buffet open again?	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
2715	I thought I was so hungry I could eat a cow!	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
2716	Of course I believe in leaving sleeping dogs lie.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2717	Hmmm, cat got your tongue?	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
2718	Where’s Pete?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2719	No Rat November starts next month	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
2720	That’s a funny lookin’ salad…	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
2721	Looks like you’ve been eating more than your feelings.	1.1871	0.03761	139	116	20	3
2722	You actually don’t have to eat the stems.	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
2723	Can I join you for the tail end if the meal?	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
2724	I don't care if you're "in the mood." I'm still making porchetta tonight.	1.1870	0.03714	123	101	21	1
2725	A hat?	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
2726	You should try starting with an appetizer next time	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2727	Shall I get the Tums?	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2728	I hear the tail is the best part.	1.1869	0.03786	107	87	20	0
2729	So, this way you can wash it down with milk."	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
2730	This could take a while. Don't wait up.	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
2731	I thought we weren’t packing heat!	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2732	Close your mouth when you digest.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2733	Can’t we just be friends?	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2734	I started doing airbnb	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2735	I see you didn't go back for seconds.	1.1869	0.03786	107	87	20	0
2736	Ttthhheeeee, you ttthhhound ridciulottthhh	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
2737	Is that whole food or nose to tail?	1.1869	0.03786	107	87	20	0
2738	I just said I was so hungry I could eat a cow, and then...	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2739	No, it's not an elephant.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2740	I hate to say it, but I don’t really have a million dollars..	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
2741	I’ll get your digestive tables	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
2742	Where's the beef?	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2743	The camouflage isn't helping.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2744	What? Cat got your tonsils?	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2745	Did you order the “super size”	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2746	Coming to the buffet?	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2747	Forget plant-based- whole foods is the way to go.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2748	Who is it this time? Fifi?	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2749	I think you bit off more than are going to able chew.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
2750	To be honest, that skin does make you look fat.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2751	You only have 10 seconds left! Swallow the tail or we will have to pay for dinner.	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
2752	Were you taken in by that Uber Eats commercial, "everything that's delivered can be eaten"?	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
2753	Well, I think you're full of bull!	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
2754	Welcome to the Gnu World!	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
2755	Well, we won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
2756	The intermittent fasting hasn't really been working for me.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
2757	I'm waiting for you to finish before I eat you.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
2758	"Would it kill you to eat some greens once in a while?"	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
2759	I wanted a meal fit with a king.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
2760	What the hell ?	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
2761	I am now the King of the Jungle!	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
2762	You really think Little Prince is gonna see a Fedora this time?	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
2763	Toldja not to go whole hog!	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
2764	I swear on my life. I did not eat the last pork rind!	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
2765	Let’s get tapas next time.	1.1863	0.03874	102	83	19	0
2766	I'll shed it in a couple of months.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2767	Would you like some Metamucil	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
2768	I found Fetterman hard to swollow.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
2769	However, at parties, I try not to eat the lion's share.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
2770	You really should try that new farm-to-table.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
2771	So we’re not getting share plates?	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
2772	Yeah, a little heartburn and lethargy, but I won't have to eat again for a year.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2773	Holy Cow! Did you even taste it? Your supposed to take small bites, not swallow it whole!	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
2774	I’ve bit off more then I can chew.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2775	You have an eating disorder.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2776	How about a stock spit?	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
2777	I'm telling you.... it tastes just like chicken.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
2778	you really should eat with your mouth closed	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
2779	What?! He told me to take care of his cat!	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2780	Would you believe me if I said he escaped through the window?	1.1858	0.03675	113	92	21	0
2781	Did you have a good lunch or are you just happy to see me?	1.1857	0.03737	140	117	20	3
2782	I ordered the Big Yak.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2783	You really hogged it all...	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
2784	Oh, you said buffet! I thought you said all you can eat buffalo.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
2785	I’ll get the tums	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2786	Since I ate it, I've never been thirsty.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
2787	You're way over the RDA for roughage.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
2788	Did you see the wild boar I left here for later? I can't find it anywhere.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2789	You look suspiciously like a politician.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2790	I’ve got some Tums.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
2791	Water buffaloes are allowed on the Keto diet.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2792	I don’t blame him. Rent prices are soaring everywhere else.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2793	Well. Hakuna Matatta?	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
2794	They say you are what you eat do I thought I'd give it a try.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
2795	Sure, it tickles the roof of my mouth.	1.1852	0.03755	108	88	20	0
2796	Oh I love playing Prey-dle.

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