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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-10-23T23:28:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-11-07T00:29:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-10-31T23:29:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 7, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5460 |
Number of responses | 811988 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Looks like I caught you at the tail end of your meal. | 1.7332 | 0.01672 | 2174 | 1028 | 698 | 448 |
1 | The horns were painful going in? Just wait. | 1.7100 | 0.01379 | 3379 | 1718 | 923 | 738 |
2 | You do realize that was a lawn ornament. | 1.7076 | 0.01206 | 4480 | 2306 | 1178 | 996 |
3 | What's gotten into you? | 1.7032 | 0.01024 | 5795 | 2874 | 1767 | 1154 |
4 | I can't do lunch today, but I'm free in 6 months | 1.7009 | 0.01384 | 3079 | 1506 | 988 | 585 |
5 | Did you get that at whole foods? | 1.6949 | 0.01741 | 2032 | 1030 | 592 | 410 |
6 | Your stomach is growling. | 1.6827 | 0.01173 | 4346 | 2207 | 1311 | 828 |
7 | Nice going, now they’re extinct. | 1.6796 | 0.01462 | 2850 | 1470 | 823 | 557 |
8 | I was saving that for company. | 1.6760 | 0.01668 | 2009 | 992 | 676 | 341 |
9 | This too shall pass. | 1.6715 | 0.01578 | 2277 | 1142 | 741 | 394 |
10 | Are you going to finish that? | 1.6709 | 0.01279 | 3504 | 1770 | 1117 | 617 |
11 | So your date didn’t go down well? | 1.6677 | 0.01484 | 2711 | 1409 | 794 | 508 |
12 | Your stomach is still growling. | 1.6655 | 0.01154 | 4499 | 2352 | 1300 | 847 |
13 | And this is why we don't get invited to dinner parties. | 1.6638 | 0.01255 | 3662 | 1878 | 1137 | 647 |
14 | This is a lot to take in. | 1.6575 | 0.02023 | 1273 | 624 | 461 | 188 |
15 | I see you've finally started swallowing that pride. | 1.6571 | 0.02140 | 1295 | 682 | 375 | 238 |
16 | No, I DON'T know the Heimlich Maneuver! | 1.6537 | 0.01788 | 1770 | 913 | 557 | 300 |
17 | Sam I said you should try Whole Foods, not whole foods | 1.6525 | 0.02744 | 731 | 372 | 241 | 118 |
18 | Haven’t seen him. | 1.6472 | 0.01736 | 1817 | 931 | 596 | 290 |
19 | But we had dinner plans next month! | 1.6466 | 0.01299 | 3305 | 1711 | 1051 | 543 |
20 | He asked if I was his Uber driver, I said, 'Sure climb in!' | 1.6455 | 0.02095 | 1320 | 699 | 390 | 231 |
21 | Nope, haven’t seen him. | 1.6444 | 0.01599 | 2219 | 1164 | 680 | 375 |
22 | ‘Does this make me look fat?’ | 1.6399 | 0.01812 | 1733 | 917 | 523 | 293 |
23 | No way I'm splitting the check. | 1.6377 | 0.01564 | 2313 | 1225 | 701 | 387 |
24 | I warned you, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. | 1.6352 | 0.01538 | 2349 | 1237 | 732 | 380 |
25 | You've got a little something stuck in your teeth. | 1.6291 | 0.01711 | 1820 | 947 | 601 | 272 |
26 | You're always biting off more than you can chew. | 1.6278 | 0.02123 | 1166 | 604 | 392 | 170 |
27 | I’ll come back in two weeks when you’re finished. | 1.6257 | 0.01694 | 1742 | 883 | 628 | 231 |
28 | I'm a cat person too! | 1.6171 | 0.01775 | 1763 | 956 | 526 | 281 |
29 | He’s wagging his tail. That means he likes you. | 1.6164 | 0.01781 | 1809 | 999 | 505 | 305 |
30 | I hate to say it, but you’re full of bull. | 1.6147 | 0.01726 | 1788 | 953 | 571 | 264 |
31 | So, does it taste like chicken? | 1.6142 | 0.01700 | 1804 | 952 | 596 | 256 |
32 | Sometimes it seems as if you inhale your food without even constricting. | 1.6138 | 0.01646 | 1973 | 1055 | 625 | 293 |
33 | You've got a little something between your teeth. | 1.6125 | 0.01606 | 2044 | 1088 | 660 | 296 |
34 | Exactly which pride did you swallow | 1.6044 | 0.01546 | 2371 | 1326 | 657 | 388 |
35 | Wednesday is my cheat day. | 1.6000 | 0.01726 | 1715 | 918 | 565 | 232 |
36 | You misunderstood—I said MEET other creatures. | 1.5950 | 0.02529 | 837 | 462 | 252 | 123 |
37 | Not cool Steve, you said you just wanted one bite. | 1.5944 | 0.01684 | 1822 | 990 | 581 | 251 |
38 | Won't he be surprised when he wakes up. | 1.5918 | 0.01748 | 1722 | 948 | 529 | 245 |
39 | This is what happens when you go to an all-you-can-kill buffet. | 1.5883 | 0.01591 | 2514 | 1530 | 489 | 495 |
40 | Hold still, you've got someone in your teeth. | 1.5871 | 0.01861 | 1463 | 797 | 473 | 193 |
41 | I said “swallow your pride,” not “swallow a pride.” | 1.5803 | 0.01692 | 2061 | 1222 | 482 | 357 |
42 | I'm trying to eat more whole foods too. | 1.5798 | 0.01583 | 2237 | 1294 | 589 | 354 |
43 | Ya, but I think that they'll still consider it oversized carry-on. | 1.5719 | 0.02141 | 1140 | 646 | 336 | 158 |
44 | The first think I would try is a stool softener. | 1.5683 | 0.02475 | 922 | 545 | 230 | 147 |
45 | May I remind you that we came here through the knothole in the fence? | 1.5665 | 0.01922 | 1617 | 985 | 348 | 284 |
46 | Yes, that does make you look fat. | 1.5648 | 0.01804 | 1691 | 993 | 441 | 257 |
47 | so you fell for that Tik-Tok Wildebeest challenge, huh | 1.5615 | 0.01933 | 1464 | 862 | 382 | 220 |
48 | You've got a lot to learn about sharing, Frank. | 1.5574 | 0.01927 | 1254 | 692 | 425 | 137 |
49 | Don't get bent out of shape, it'll pass. | 1.5511 | 0.02090 | 1125 | 642 | 346 | 137 |
50 | I thought we were going to grab something together. | 1.5481 | 0.02026 | 1259 | 738 | 352 | 169 |
51 | I’m pretty sure that even if he was a dandy lion that doesn’t make it vegan, Gary | 1.5466 | 0.02203 | 1052 | 615 | 299 | 138 |
52 | You are what you eat, Stanley—a huge bore. | 1.5423 | 0.02202 | 1169 | 721 | 262 | 186 |
53 | Be sure you wait an hour before going swimming. | 1.5421 | 0.02043 | 1199 | 700 | 348 | 151 |
54 | When I said I was looking for a piece of tail, that's not what I meant. | 1.5378 | 0.02352 | 952 | 572 | 248 | 132 |
55 | Seen Leo lately? | 1.5318 | 0.02346 | 865 | 503 | 264 | 98 |
56 | I left a tip. | 1.5296 | 0.02467 | 795 | 467 | 235 | 93 |
57 | Still shopping at Whole Food? | 1.5286 | 0.02298 | 1031 | 638 | 241 | 152 |
58 | That's why I went vegan. | 1.5282 | 0.02296 | 852 | 487 | 280 | 85 |
59 | That whole foods diet has really transformed you. | 1.5277 | 0.02300 | 991 | 604 | 251 | 136 |
60 | Henry, I can tell you're hiding something. | 1.5277 | 0.02229 | 957 | 560 | 289 | 108 |
61 | I hate it when our orders come out at different times! | 1.5268 | 0.02186 | 1025 | 608 | 294 | 123 |
62 | Please don't burp. | 1.5263 | 0.02393 | 817 | 476 | 252 | 89 |
63 | Once again, you've bitten off more than you can chew. | 1.5245 | 0.02269 | 978 | 589 | 265 | 124 |
64 | Next time let’s try tapas. | 1.5221 | 0.02345 | 883 | 526 | 253 | 104 |
65 | Don't tell me, don't tell me - let me guess! | 1.5212 | 0.02265 | 967 | 582 | 266 | 119 |
66 | ‘Almost’ isn’t good enough. A bet’s a bet. | 1.5201 | 0.02440 | 869 | 533 | 220 | 116 |
67 | And you wonder why you have acid reflux. | 1.5162 | 0.02509 | 835 | 519 | 201 | 115 |
68 | See? Told ya. Went right to your thighs. | 1.5157 | 0.02418 | 861 | 526 | 226 | 109 |
69 | That vegan diet didn't last long, did it? | 1.5143 | 0.02352 | 877 | 529 | 245 | 103 |
70 | Guess who ran into me today.. | 1.5136 | 0.02379 | 880 | 537 | 234 | 109 |
71 | That's not quite I meant by swallowing your pride. | 1.5129 | 0.03452 | 388 | 230 | 117 | 41 |
72 | Once again, your eyes were bigger than your unhinged jaw. | 1.5113 | 0.02546 | 749 | 454 | 207 | 88 |
73 | Herman, how many times do I have to tell you? Portion control! | 1.5109 | 0.02482 | 824 | 509 | 209 | 106 |
74 | You’re so full of Bull! | 1.5106 | 0.02375 | 893 | 550 | 230 | 113 |
75 | An hour on the lips, forever on the hips. | 1.5105 | 0.02366 | 905 | 559 | 230 | 116 |
76 | The ambience was nice, table service so-so, but the portions were HUGE! | 1.5090 | 0.02477 | 837 | 521 | 206 | 110 |
77 | I see your tongue got a cat. | 1.5087 | 0.02617 | 751 | 468 | 184 | 99 |
78 | Let Mommy teach you how to eat prey, love. | 1.5071 | 0.02654 | 846 | 563 | 137 | 146 |
79 | This is why I never agree to split an entree with you. | 1.5067 | 0.02450 | 825 | 508 | 216 | 101 |
80 | Should I cancel on dinner next week then? | 1.5052 | 0.02551 | 766 | 474 | 197 | 95 |
81 | Have you given any thought to when he wakes up? | 1.5036 | 0.02503 | 828 | 522 | 195 | 111 |
82 | But that's a tail for another day. | 1.5014 | 0.02585 | 734 | 454 | 192 | 88 |
83 | That's gonna hurt coming out. | 1.4969 | 0.02512 | 801 | 505 | 194 | 102 |
84 | How's my breadth? | 1.4966 | 0.02812 | 594 | 364 | 165 | 65 |
85 | I think you’re missing the point of intermittent fasting. | 1.4965 | 0.04166 | 286 | 179 | 72 | 35 |
86 | But I made tuna casserole. | 1.4958 | 0.02788 | 708 | 463 | 139 | 106 |
87 | how was I supposed to know, you told me we were having him over for dinner | 1.4952 | 0.02586 | 731 | 456 | 188 | 87 |
88 | Don't have a cow!" "Now you tell me! | 1.4944 | 0.02820 | 625 | 393 | 155 | 77 |
89 | I see you took the lion's share. | 1.4934 | 0.02677 | 687 | 431 | 173 | 83 |
90 | I hope you've saved a little room for dessert. | 1.4924 | 0.02604 | 660 | 400 | 195 | 65 |
91 | That thing’s not comin out like a lamb, ya know | 1.4923 | 0.02767 | 652 | 412 | 159 | 81 |
92 | I guess you won't have to eat again until they cart Trump off to jail. | 1.4923 | 0.02829 | 715 | 478 | 122 | 115 |
93 | You ate without me ? | 1.4914 | 0.02690 | 637 | 391 | 179 | 67 |
94 | May I offer you a breath mint? | 1.4896 | 0.02706 | 623 | 382 | 177 | 64 |
95 | You should probably avoid swimming for a while. | 1.4882 | 0.02788 | 592 | 365 | 165 | 62 |
96 | I like wildebeest, but I'm always hungry seven or ten days later. | 1.4877 | 0.02550 | 689 | 421 | 200 | 68 |
97 | Don’t blame me if you’re not hungry when it’s time to eat next month. | 1.4874 | 0.02656 | 636 | 389 | 184 | 63 |
98 | Seriously? How fast were you going!? | 1.4850 | 0.02811 | 633 | 405 | 149 | 79 |
99 | Apparently,I bit off more than I can chew. | 1.4848 | 0.02532 | 726 | 452 | 196 | 78 |
100 | I said you could take one bite. | 1.4837 | 0.02668 | 676 | 427 | 171 | 78 |
101 | Don’t talk with your mouth full. It’s disgusting. | 1.4823 | 0.02638 | 651 | 403 | 182 | 66 |
102 | Does this meal make my ass look big? | 1.4819 | 0.02839 | 635 | 412 | 140 | 83 |
103 | How's the brown cow now? | 1.4795 | 0.02887 | 584 | 373 | 142 | 69 |
104 | Strangely, lion tastes just like chicken. | 1.4767 | 0.02793 | 602 | 381 | 155 | 66 |
105 | My stomach was bigger than my eyes. | 1.4767 | 0.02691 | 621 | 387 | 172 | 62 |
106 | I think you might have misinterpreted me when I said "leave a tip" | 1.4765 | 0.02853 | 596 | 382 | 144 | 70 |
107 | You gonna finish that? | 1.4749 | 0.02900 | 518 | 320 | 150 | 48 |
108 | That's the problem with intermittent fasting. By meal time you're so hungry, you could eat a horse. | 1.4745 | 0.02986 | 550 | 355 | 129 | 66 |
109 | Sometimes cheating on your diet is hard to camouflage. | 1.4742 | 0.03079 | 561 | 374 | 108 | 79 |
110 | So much for our vacation Troy! You know that'll take months to digest! | 1.4730 | 0.03099 | 463 | 289 | 129 | 45 |
111 | 'Look Dave, I'm a turtle' | 1.4725 | 0.02903 | 582 | 377 | 135 | 70 |
112 | For your sake, I hope it goes out like a lamb. | 1.4716 | 0.03025 | 564 | 373 | 116 | 75 |
113 | You’re sure you haven’t seen Muffy? | 1.4697 | 0.02880 | 577 | 372 | 139 | 66 |
114 | Listen, the zookeeper asked to see you in his office. I'm sure it's nothing. | 1.4693 | 0.03056 | 505 | 324 | 125 | 56 |
115 | It’s a saying Greg! I didn’t mean to literally “take the bull by the horns” | 1.4684 | 0.02965 | 538 | 346 | 132 | 60 |
116 | I can't believe you ate the whole king. | 1.4673 | 0.02962 | 550 | 357 | 129 | 64 |
117 | So then I guess no room for dessert? | 1.4670 | 0.02777 | 576 | 363 | 157 | 56 |
118 | You couldn't just get a box to go? | 1.4668 | 0.03000 | 512 | 327 | 131 | 54 |
119 | OMG, Bob, you are so full of bull. | 1.4653 | 0.02947 | 548 | 355 | 131 | 62 |
120 | I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach | 1.4652 | 0.02822 | 503 | 307 | 158 | 38 |
121 | How about lunch next year then? | 1.4641 | 0.03060 | 474 | 300 | 128 | 46 |
122 | Costco? | 1.4640 | 0.03155 | 500 | 330 | 108 | 62 |
123 | So where is that new ‘all you can eat’ place? | 1.4639 | 0.02832 | 554 | 351 | 149 | 54 |
124 | You going to finish that? | 1.4627 | 0.02965 | 523 | 336 | 132 | 55 |
125 | Well now we can’t go swimming for a week! | 1.4595 | 0.03260 | 457 | 301 | 102 | 54 |
126 | It was an all-you-can-eat buffet. | 1.4590 | 0.02985 | 512 | 330 | 129 | 53 |
127 | I see you’re back on Whole Foods. | 1.4588 | 0.03074 | 486 | 314 | 121 | 51 |
128 | You got the lion's share, huh? | 1.4587 | 0.03009 | 521 | 340 | 123 | 58 |
129 | So, how was the "Mammals are our friends" convention? | 1.4584 | 0.03341 | 445 | 296 | 94 | 55 |
130 | Well, I see you really DID take the bull by the horns! | 1.4579 | 0.03040 | 511 | 334 | 120 | 57 |
131 | It had a bell Simon. The neighbors will know it's you. | 1.4574 | 0.03318 | 470 | 318 | 89 | 63 |
132 | Don't bother me. I have a lot to digest right now. | 1.4573 | 0.03215 | 457 | 299 | 107 | 51 |
133 | That’s a lotta trouble to go through for just a little tail! | 1.4569 | 0.03119 | 510 | 340 | 107 | 63 |
134 | I warned you about pledging a fraternity. | 1.4563 | 0.03352 | 412 | 268 | 100 | 44 |
135 | This is why no-one has us over for dinner. | 1.4551 | 0.03258 | 468 | 313 | 97 | 58 |
136 | Don't you worry about the stretch marks? | 1.4535 | 0.03040 | 505 | 331 | 119 | 55 |
137 | And did Monsieur save room for dessert? | 1.4509 | 0.03324 | 428 | 283 | 97 | 48 |
138 | Goddamn he's still singing that hakuna matata song. | 1.4506 | 0.03310 | 466 | 317 | 88 | 61 |
139 | Does it really taste like chicken? | 1.4506 | 0.02982 | 506 | 329 | 126 | 51 |
140 | Wait, let me guess. | 1.4502 | 0.03082 | 462 | 298 | 120 | 44 |
141 | Something disagreed with me so I ate him." | 1.4502 | 0.03117 | 482 | 318 | 111 | 53 |
142 | You should wait an hour before going in the water. | 1.4495 | 0.03157 | 465 | 306 | 109 | 50 |
143 | Does it make me look fat? | 1.4491 | 0.03094 | 481 | 316 | 114 | 51 |
144 | Are you gonna finish that? | 1.4485 | 0.03210 | 466 | 311 | 101 | 54 |
145 | How was I supposed to know she was a 44DD. | 1.4474 | 0.03184 | 485 | 327 | 99 | 59 |
146 | What I said was you should swallow your pride | 1.4468 | 0.03442 | 385 | 253 | 92 | 40 |
147 | Yeah, well Heimlich had arms! | 1.4463 | 0.03395 | 410 | 273 | 91 | 46 |
148 | Have you tried stool softeners? | 1.4449 | 0.03275 | 445 | 298 | 96 | 51 |
149 | Please don't burp again. | 1.4439 | 0.03187 | 428 | 278 | 110 | 40 |
150 | I just said "I bet you can't eat the whole thing" I didn't mean you should do it. | 1.4437 | 0.03201 | 453 | 301 | 103 | 49 |
151 | I like how it brings out the pattern | 1.4433 | 0.03401 | 406 | 271 | 90 | 45 |
152 | I’m always coming in at the tail end of something big. | 1.4430 | 0.03185 | 447 | 295 | 106 | 46 |
153 | The tail’s the best part! Do you mind? | 1.4414 | 0.03077 | 478 | 316 | 113 | 49 |
154 | No really, it's fine, only the white ones are endangered. | 1.4402 | 0.03153 | 468 | 313 | 104 | 51 |
155 | So, cat's got your tongue? | 1.4402 | 0.03050 | 468 | 306 | 118 | 44 |
156 | I warned you the gnus would be hard to swallow. | 1.4395 | 0.03609 | 380 | 260 | 73 | 47 |
157 | Now you can't go swimming til next year. | 1.4393 | 0.03467 | 412 | 282 | 79 | 51 |
158 | I can still hear your stomach growling. | 1.4378 | 0.03239 | 418 | 275 | 103 | 40 |
159 | Have you seen the cat? | 1.4369 | 0.03201 | 428 | 282 | 105 | 41 |
160 | Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. | 1.4367 | 0.03269 | 403 | 264 | 102 | 37 |
161 | It’s OK…we can talk later. | 1.4366 | 0.03135 | 410 | 263 | 115 | 32 |
162 | What? You started without me? | 1.4353 | 0.03255 | 402 | 263 | 103 | 36 |
163 | So that vegan diet you were telling me about was bull? | 1.4346 | 0.03367 | 428 | 293 | 84 | 51 |
164 | I've had enough, you said. I refuse to swallow any more of that bull, you said... Now who's eating their words?? | 1.4340 | 0.03531 | 371 | 250 | 81 | 40 |
165 | It's a little creepy how it keeps wagging. | 1.4334 | 0.03328 | 383 | 251 | 98 | 34 |
166 | Not what I thought you meant when you said you were feeling horny. | 1.4329 | 0.03721 | 328 | 220 | 74 | 34 |
167 | Dinner? I’m still pretty full from lunch. | 1.4328 | 0.03333 | 372 | 242 | 99 | 31 |
168 | It's called Whole Foods, not Foods Whole. | 1.4321 | 0.03572 | 368 | 250 | 77 | 41 |
169 | Sorry, I didn't realize you're at the tail-end of dinner | 1.4310 | 0.03405 | 413 | 283 | 82 | 48 |
170 | I see you met our new neighbor. | 1.4294 | 0.03447 | 361 | 239 | 89 | 33 |
171 | Sorry to bother you at the tail end of your dinner. | 1.4289 | 0.03254 | 436 | 296 | 93 | 47 |
172 | You have something in your teeth. | 1.4279 | 0.03136 | 423 | 278 | 109 | 36 |
173 | I'm glad I caught you at the tail end of dinner | 1.4278 | 0.03426 | 395 | 269 | 83 | 43 |
174 | You're eating way too much fast food | 1.4276 | 0.03214 | 428 | 287 | 99 | 42 |
175 | Don't talk to me with your mouth full. | 1.4270 | 0.03513 | 370 | 251 | 80 | 39 |
176 | I love WHOLE foods! | 1.4266 | 0.03651 | 354 | 243 | 71 | 40 |
177 | You've got a little something there in the corner of your mouth. | 1.4255 | 0.03413 | 369 | 246 | 89 | 34 |
178 | I started by grabbing the bull by the horns, but then I just couldn't help myself. | 1.4251 | 0.03668 | 334 | 226 | 74 | 34 |
179 | I’m going out to grab some lunch—did you eat yet? | 1.4251 | 0.03491 | 367 | 248 | 82 | 37 |
180 | So how did your audition for The Lion King go? | 1.4250 | 0.03584 | 360 | 246 | 75 | 39 |
181 | One second on the lips, forever on the hips | 1.4249 | 0.03365 | 386 | 259 | 90 | 37 |
182 | The sign said rare which is the way I like it. | 1.4247 | 0.03418 | 365 | 243 | 89 | 33 |
183 | Seemed like a good idea at the time. | 1.4235 | 0.03321 | 366 | 240 | 97 | 29 |
184 | You're in big trouble when he wakes up. | 1.4230 | 0.03691 | 331 | 225 | 72 | 34 |
185 | How was Whole Foods? | 1.4218 | 0.03508 | 358 | 242 | 81 | 35 |
186 | Jeez,Marvin… the things that come out of your mouth! | 1.4217 | 0.03582 | 332 | 222 | 80 | 30 |
187 | I thought you said you were lactose intolerant | 1.4213 | 0.03222 | 413 | 277 | 98 | 38 |
188 | Whole Foods? | 1.4203 | 0.03677 | 364 | 256 | 63 | 45 |
189 | I thought we said we’d split the entree. | 1.4201 | 0.03274 | 407 | 275 | 93 | 39 |
190 | What did you have for dinner? | 1.4194 | 0.03357 | 360 | 238 | 93 | 29 |
191 | I guess I’m on my own for dinner. | 1.4193 | 0.03404 | 353 | 234 | 90 | 29 |
192 | I don’t do portion control. | 1.4188 | 0.03417 | 351 | 233 | 89 | 29 |
193 | I saved you a bite. | 1.4186 | 0.03609 | 344 | 235 | 74 | 35 |
194 | Don’t move! I’m going to try the Heimlich maneuver | 1.4180 | 0.03597 | 323 | 216 | 79 | 28 |
195 | “Sorry pal, I don’t think a Heimlich maneuver can help you now.” | 1.4178 | 0.03454 | 359 | 242 | 84 | 33 |
196 | You have a little tail stuck in your teeth | 1.4177 | 0.03291 | 407 | 277 | 90 | 40 |
197 | I can't understand a word you're saying." | 1.4176 | 0.03464 | 364 | 247 | 82 | 35 |
198 | Impressive, Chauncy. But I just created original sin back at the ol’ apple tree, so … | 1.4169 | 0.03560 | 331 | 222 | 80 | 29 |
199 | Yes, you do look like a hat | 1.4162 | 0.03571 | 358 | 247 | 73 | 38 |
200 | It tastes so much better when it’s endangered. | 1.4162 | 0.03588 | 334 | 226 | 77 | 31 |
201 | That's nothing. I could eat a horse. | 1.4154 | 0.03539 | 337 | 227 | 80 | 30 |
202 | You think it hurt going in…. | 1.4154 | 0.03514 | 337 | 226 | 82 | 29 |
203 | So you've given up on your juice cleanse? | 1.4151 | 0.03393 | 371 | 251 | 86 | 34 |
204 | You know it's just going straight to your hips. | 1.4149 | 0.03503 | 335 | 224 | 83 | 28 |
205 | When a cow asks you if you want to be its halloween costume you never say no. | 1.4148 | 0.03548 | 364 | 252 | 73 | 39 |
206 | And did we leave room for some desert? | 1.4146 | 0.03303 | 357 | 235 | 96 | 26 |
207 | All that and your stomach is still growling? | 1.4134 | 0.03573 | 329 | 222 | 78 | 29 |
208 | Make sure you wait 30 days before getting back in the water. | 1.4113 | 0.03448 | 372 | 256 | 79 | 37 |
209 | I bet those hyenas aren’t laughing now. | 1.4108 | 0.03354 | 370 | 250 | 88 | 32 |
210 | Something tells me you aren’t going to share that. | 1.4095 | 0.03683 | 315 | 215 | 71 | 29 |
211 | So, I assume that’s the end of the bull Market? | 1.4092 | 0.03700 | 303 | 205 | 72 | 26 |
212 | It looks like you got your appetite back. | 1.4090 | 0.03421 | 335 | 223 | 87 | 25 |
213 | The wild boar is impeccable this season. | 1.4088 | 0.03575 | 318 | 214 | 78 | 26 |
214 | Don't hiss with your mouth full. | 1.4074 | 0.03841 | 297 | 205 | 63 | 29 |
215 | Honey, you’re going to spoil your appetite. I’m making dinner. | 1.4074 | 0.03659 | 297 | 199 | 75 | 23 |
216 | Have you seen Stuart? | 1.4072 | 0.03374 | 334 | 221 | 90 | 23 |
217 | I’m good. I ate last year. | 1.4070 | 0.03383 | 344 | 230 | 88 | 26 |
218 | Don't you hate it when they still wag? | 1.4067 | 0.03813 | 300 | 207 | 64 | 29 |
219 | Those horns are going to hurt on the way out | 1.4067 | 0.03663 | 300 | 202 | 74 | 24 |
220 | How do I stay so slim? Well, I keep pretty active, do a lot of long-distance slithering and…oh yeah, portion control. | 1.4062 | 0.03927 | 288 | 200 | 59 | 29 |
221 | Carl, you fool. We’re got brunch with the Hargroves in forty-five minutes.” | 1.4059 | 0.03559 | 340 | 234 | 74 | 32 |
222 | You look different than your online dating profile, is all. | 1.4056 | 0.03505 | 360 | 250 | 74 | 36 |
223 | I had a feeling you wouldn't last very long as a vegan. | 1.4054 | 0.03485 | 333 | 225 | 81 | 27 |
224 | Sometimes you are so full of bull. | 1.4045 | 0.03645 | 309 | 210 | 73 | 26 |
225 | Swallow first. Then talk. | 1.4040 | 0.03297 | 349 | 232 | 93 | 24 |
226 | I really pigged out last night. | 1.4032 | 0.03566 | 315 | 213 | 77 | 25 |
227 | You have a little something between your teeth Edgar. | 1.4032 | 0.03623 | 315 | 215 | 73 | 27 |
228 | I’m not sure, could be something you ate. | 1.4030 | 0.03426 | 330 | 221 | 85 | 24 |
229 | Hurray for me. I get to spend another vacation watching you digest. | 1.4022 | 0.03933 | 271 | 186 | 61 | 24 |
230 | I see you've met our neighbor. | 1.4022 | 0.03862 | 271 | 184 | 65 | 22 |
231 | It's not a fart joke, just pull on the tail, quick! | 1.4013 | 0.03772 | 304 | 211 | 64 | 29 |
232 | If you think you're going to lay around digesting all weekend You're wrong. | 1.4007 | 0.03870 | 287 | 199 | 61 | 27 |
233 | You gonna eat that tail? | 1.3994 | 0.03561 | 308 | 208 | 77 | 23 |
234 | Are you saying "pull" or "full"? | 1.3987 | 0.03666 | 316 | 219 | 68 | 29 |
235 | I don’t think the intermittent fasting is working for you. | 1.3987 | 0.03665 | 306 | 210 | 70 | 26 |
236 | Do I look bloated? | 1.3986 | 0.03616 | 286 | 191 | 76 | 19 |
237 | You are not going out until you finish your dinner." | 1.3985 | 0.03982 | 266 | 184 | 58 | 24 |
238 | I can tell when you are lying. | 1.3981 | 0.03570 | 314 | 214 | 75 | 25 |
239 | Wholly cow. | 1.3974 | 0.03684 | 307 | 212 | 68 | 27 |
240 | Why do I always get here for the tail end of dinner? | 1.3973 | 0.03832 | 297 | 208 | 60 | 29 |
241 | I thought we were going to eat together tonight. | 1.3970 | 0.03411 | 335 | 227 | 83 | 25 |
242 | Your tongue is all furry. | 1.3969 | 0.03967 | 257 | 176 | 60 | 21 |
243 | Thank you so much for the invitation but I really can't manage dinner for another three to four months. | 1.3963 | 0.03541 | 328 | 226 | 74 | 28 |
244 | ”I’ll just go ahead and cancel our reservation. | 1.3956 | 0.03871 | 273 | 188 | 62 | 23 |
245 | I see you finally swallowed your pride. | 1.3951 | 0.04060 | 286 | 206 | 47 | 33 |
246 | That's nothing! I swallowed something Tucker Carlson said on Fox News last week. | 1.3950 | 0.04205 | 281 | 206 | 39 | 36 |
247 | Is it like having a frog in your throat? | 1.3937 | 0.03702 | 287 | 196 | 69 | 22 |
248 | You’re fine, everyone has cheat days. | 1.3932 | 0.03630 | 323 | 226 | 67 | 30 |
249 | Frankly, I think you're full of it.. | 1.3929 | 0.03672 | 308 | 214 | 67 | 27 |
250 | Do you mind if I get in the restroom before you? | 1.3926 | 0.03755 | 270 | 183 | 68 | 19 |
251 | That was a lawn ornament. | 1.3906 | 0.03705 | 297 | 206 | 66 | 25 |
252 | Can we move our dinner reservation to some time next week? | 1.3906 | 0.03580 | 297 | 202 | 74 | 21 |
253 | When I said you need to go the whole hog, this wasn’t quite what I meant, Dave… | 1.3905 | 0.03497 | 315 | 215 | 77 | 23 |
254 | I went to Costco | 1.3893 | 0.04052 | 262 | 185 | 52 | 25 |
255 | When I asked if you liked cats, I meant the musical. | 1.3891 | 0.03913 | 275 | 193 | 57 | 25 |
256 | Did you forget that we're having zebra for dinner? | 1.3889 | 0.03721 | 288 | 199 | 66 | 23 |
257 | These vegans are so gassy. | 1.3887 | 0.03723 | 265 | 179 | 69 | 17 |
258 | I didn’t intend to eat him, but he was such a boar. | 1.3883 | 0.03687 | 309 | 217 | 64 | 28 |
259 | I'll come back. I see you're still at lunch. | 1.3882 | 0.04192 | 237 | 166 | 50 | 21 |
260 | A purebred? You always did go for the premium brands. | 1.3878 | 0.03623 | 263 | 175 | 74 | 14 |
261 | I saved the last bite for you. | 1.3875 | 0.03703 | 271 | 184 | 69 | 18 |
262 | They're endangered, Carl. | 1.3870 | 0.03840 | 292 | 207 | 57 | 28 |
263 | Not tonight dear, I've got a bellyache. | 1.3862 | 0.03501 | 290 | 195 | 78 | 17 |
264 | As my sainted mother might say, this, too, will pass. | 1.3857 | 0.03655 | 280 | 191 | 70 | 19 |
265 | What lion? | 1.3854 | 0.03695 | 301 | 211 | 64 | 26 |
266 | What was the point of calling heads or tails? | 1.3854 | 0.03635 | 301 | 209 | 68 | 24 |
267 | I called tails. | 1.3851 | 0.03646 | 296 | 205 | 68 | 23 |
268 | I think you just need time to process. | 1.3846 | 0.03717 | 273 | 187 | 67 | 19 |
269 | You've made a pig of yourself! | 1.3833 | 0.03821 | 287 | 203 | 58 | 26 |
270 | It'll be days before you get to the best part | 1.3827 | 0.03886 | 277 | 196 | 56 | 25 |
271 | I thought we were doing small plates tonight. | 1.3823 | 0.03572 | 293 | 201 | 72 | 20 |
272 | In like a lion,out like a lamb. | 1.3821 | 0.04156 | 246 | 175 | 48 | 23 |
273 | You idiot! He was on the endangered species list! | 1.3820 | 0.04280 | 233 | 166 | 45 | 22 |
274 | I think you might have a problem with portion control Stan. | 1.3818 | 0.03837 | 275 | 193 | 59 | 23 |
275 | I’m feeling funny. It must be something I ate. | 1.3815 | 0.03668 | 270 | 184 | 69 | 17 |
276 | Well, my doctor did say I should be eating more whole foods. | 1.3810 | 0.03819 | 315 | 230 | 50 | 35 |
277 | Conspicuous consumption is tacky, Bob. | 1.3806 | 0.03870 | 268 | 188 | 58 | 22 |
278 | Wag its tail if you need the Heimlich. | 1.3804 | 0.04160 | 255 | 184 | 45 | 26 |
279 | I was going to invite you to dinner next week, but I can see you've already eaten. | 1.3799 | 0.03600 | 308 | 216 | 67 | 25 |
280 | That’s one way to shut him up…” | 1.3798 | 0.03820 | 258 | 178 | 62 | 18 |
281 | Did you see my lunch I left in the fridge? | 1.3797 | 0.03998 | 266 | 190 | 51 | 25 |
282 | I told you—a minute on the lips, 4-6 days on the hips. | 1.3796 | 0.03879 | 274 | 194 | 56 | 24 |
283 | Good luck with the whole food diet. | 1.3793 | 0.03912 | 290 | 210 | 50 | 30 |
284 | That’s the last time I take you to the zoo. | 1.3789 | 0.04034 | 256 | 182 | 51 | 23 |
285 | Your stomach really is bigger than your eyes, Bill. | 1.3787 | 0.03535 | 301 | 208 | 72 | 21 |
286 | That'll go right to your hips. | 1.3786 | 0.03917 | 280 | 201 | 52 | 27 |
287 | So, I guess I should cancel our dinner reservation. | 1.3777 | 0.03592 | 278 | 190 | 71 | 17 |
288 | You really did have a cow. | 1.3774 | 0.03945 | 257 | 181 | 55 | 21 |
289 | I always feel bloated after I have beef. | 1.3773 | 0.03851 | 273 | 193 | 57 | 23 |
290 | I can't believe you swallowed that bull. | 1.3772 | 0.03970 | 281 | 204 | 48 | 29 |
291 | I see I caught you on the tail end of dinner | 1.3772 | 0.04002 | 281 | 205 | 46 | 30 |
292 | Does the intermittent fast start tomorrow then? | 1.3767 | 0.03607 | 292 | 203 | 68 | 21 |
293 | You can't eat a cow. You're lactose intolerant! | 1.3767 | 0.03784 | 300 | 216 | 55 | 29 |
294 | I went whole hog. | 1.3766 | 0.04278 | 239 | 173 | 42 | 24 |
295 | No dessert until you finish your bison." | 1.3763 | 0.03617 | 287 | 199 | 68 | 20 |
296 | I'm not sure the carnivore diet is achieving the slender look you were hoping for. | 1.3760 | 0.03940 | 250 | 175 | 56 | 19 |
297 | I'm just big-boned. | 1.3755 | 0.04046 | 237 | 166 | 53 | 18 |
298 | Have you seen...never mind. | 1.3750 | 0.03697 | 296 | 210 | 61 | 25 |
299 | It’s a jungle in there. | 1.3745 | 0.04047 | 251 | 179 | 50 | 22 |
300 | No, I said DON'T have a cow, man! | 1.3744 | 0.04641 | 211 | 155 | 33 | 23 |
301 | I prefer to binge on wildlife videos. | 1.3735 | 0.04202 | 257 | 189 | 40 | 28 |
302 | ? A wimoweh, a wimoweh… ? | 1.3733 | 0.04302 | 217 | 154 | 45 | 18 |
303 | I got this one from Whole Foods | 1.3728 | 0.03613 | 279 | 193 | 68 | 18 |
304 | Yea! Now who's 'King of the Jungle'!" | 1.3721 | 0.03966 | 258 | 184 | 52 | 22 |
305 | Thanks I’ve already eaten | 1.3719 | 0.03716 | 242 | 164 | 66 | 12 |
306 | You said you weren't hungry and would just have a bite of whatever I ordered. | 1.3718 | 0.03520 | 277 | 189 | 73 | 15 |
307 | You don’t look anything like your profile pic. | 1.3712 | 0.04010 | 264 | 191 | 48 | 25 |
308 | It was my binge day. | 1.3707 | 0.04055 | 232 | 163 | 52 | 17 |
309 | We both know you’re full of it. | 1.3704 | 0.04096 | 243 | 174 | 48 | 21 |
310 | I know who I’m not going to slither behind tomorrow!” | 1.3702 | 0.04108 | 235 | 167 | 49 | 19 |
311 | Would you like to see the dessert tray? | 1.3694 | 0.04031 | 222 | 154 | 54 | 14 |
312 | Maybe just drinks, then? | 1.3691 | 0.04349 | 233 | 171 | 38 | 24 |
313 | As usual, you’ve eaten the ‘lion’s share’ of our dinner. | 1.3689 | 0.03999 | 244 | 173 | 52 | 19 |
314 | A entire cow? That’s hard to swallow. | 1.3684 | 0.04087 | 247 | 178 | 47 | 22 |
315 | So, the diet starts tomorrow, eh? | 1.3684 | 0.04101 | 228 | 161 | 50 | 17 |
316 | I hope you don’t mind that I started without you. | 1.3680 | 0.03970 | 231 | 161 | 55 | 15 |
317 | You have a little something stuck between your fangs. | 1.3678 | 0.03656 | 261 | 180 | 66 | 15 |
318 | I take it you're a 'no' for dinner? | 1.3675 | 0.03981 | 234 | 164 | 54 | 16 |
319 | That tail's been wagging for two days now. Have you stopped to wonder who's eating who? | 1.3671 | 0.03990 | 237 | 167 | 53 | 17 |
320 | You've got a little something in your teeth. | 1.3667 | 0.03866 | 240 | 167 | 58 | 15 |
321 | Betcha can't eat just one. | 1.3655 | 0.04021 | 238 | 169 | 51 | 18 |
322 | You've got something in your teeth. | 1.3655 | 0.03769 | 249 | 173 | 61 | 15 |
323 | Race ya. | 1.3652 | 0.04164 | 230 | 165 | 46 | 19 |
324 | Did you ever hear the saying until the cows come home? Well not tonight my friend, not tonight. | 1.3651 | 0.03822 | 252 | 177 | 58 | 17 |
325 | You know that isn't kosher, don't you? | 1.3647 | 0.04028 | 255 | 185 | 47 | 23 |
326 | I see you've gone whole hog. | 1.3645 | 0.04125 | 214 | 150 | 50 | 14 |
327 | It was the 'Garden of Eden,' not "eat 'em," Sherman. | 1.3644 | 0.04043 | 236 | 168 | 50 | 18 |
328 | Can I interest you in seconds? | 1.3643 | 0.03917 | 258 | 185 | 52 | 21 |
329 | Does this cow make me look fat? | 1.3640 | 0.04234 | 228 | 165 | 43 | 20 |
330 | I’m still dieting, but it’s my cheetah day. | 1.3640 | 0.04163 | 250 | 184 | 41 | 25 |
331 | Yeah, it sort of does make you look fat. | 1.3640 | 0.03842 | 250 | 176 | 57 | 17 |
332 | Kings of the Jungle! Their egos are so hard to digest. | 1.3636 | 0.04239 | 231 | 168 | 42 | 21 |
333 | I'm late two minutes and you start without me? | 1.3625 | 0.03722 | 240 | 165 | 63 | 12 |
334 | How’d you like to get together for lunch in 4 to 6 weeks? | 1.3617 | 0.04051 | 235 | 168 | 49 | 18 |
335 | That’s not what I’m meant when I said let’s have Fred for dinner. | 1.3613 | 0.04059 | 238 | 171 | 48 | 19 |
336 | You've got some food stuck in your teeth. | 1.3609 | 0.03678 | 266 | 187 | 62 | 17 |
337 | Did you forget about our dinner plans two weeks from today? | 1.3606 | 0.04416 | 208 | 151 | 39 | 18 |
338 | It looks good in you. | 1.3602 | 0.03992 | 211 | 146 | 54 | 11 |
339 | What’s a leftover? | 1.3602 | 0.03725 | 261 | 184 | 60 | 17 |
340 | Well, that's one way to end the Circle of Life. | 1.3600 | 0.03879 | 225 | 156 | 57 | 12 |
341 | Oh, hello. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Or is this a bad time? | 1.3598 | 0.04215 | 239 | 176 | 40 | 23 |
342 | Yes it makes your ass look fat. | 1.3595 | 0.04135 | 242 | 177 | 43 | 22 |
343 | Listen, just because you can, doesn't mean that you should. | 1.3585 | 0.04142 | 212 | 150 | 48 | 14 |
344 | Remember when you bet me that I couldn’t eat an entire lion? Well, you owe me two dollars. | 1.3584 | 0.03814 | 226 | 156 | 59 | 11 |
345 | You promised to share! | 1.3581 | 0.03978 | 229 | 162 | 52 | 15 |
346 | Could you help me finish this? I am absolutely stuffed. | 1.3578 | 0.04115 | 218 | 155 | 48 | 15 |
347 | Maybe it was something you ate? | 1.3577 | 0.03745 | 246 | 172 | 60 | 14 |
348 | Last bite, would you like it? | 1.3568 | 0.04017 | 241 | 174 | 48 | 19 |
349 | If that’s the last one, please write it on the grocery list. | 1.3568 | 0.04497 | 199 | 145 | 37 | 17 |
350 | No,I didn’t eat without you. Why do you ask? | 1.3563 | 0.03905 | 247 | 177 | 52 | 18 |
351 | So much for 'Meatless Mondays'... | 1.3563 | 0.04070 | 247 | 181 | 44 | 22 |
352 | They had a supersize option! | 1.3559 | 0.04010 | 222 | 157 | 51 | 14 |
353 | It creeps me out when it wags | 1.3557 | 0.03920 | 253 | 183 | 50 | 20 |
354 | I am so sick of waiting for you to digest the gnus every morning! | 1.3547 | 0.04187 | 234 | 172 | 41 | 21 |
355 | You're full of it. | 1.3547 | 0.03915 | 234 | 166 | 53 | 15 |
356 | Be sure you wait a full four days before you go swimming. | 1.3546 | 0.03981 | 251 | 183 | 47 | 21 |
357 | It tastes like chicken. | 1.3544 | 0.04046 | 206 | 144 | 51 | 11 |
358 | You need to swallow. | 1.3539 | 0.03814 | 243 | 172 | 56 | 15 |
359 | No, wait! Don't tell me...you're going to the party as a cow dressed up like a snake. | 1.3538 | 0.03520 | 260 | 180 | 68 | 12 |
360 | I've told you before, measure twice, swallow once. | 1.3538 | 0.04447 | 212 | 157 | 35 | 20 |
361 | You have something stuck in your teeth. | 1.3532 | 0.03854 | 235 | 166 | 55 | 14 |
362 | This is the second Halloween in a row you’ve gone as a hat. | 1.3532 | 0.04007 | 252 | 185 | 45 | 22 |
363 | For the last time, I have no idea who took your lunch! | 1.3529 | 0.03867 | 238 | 169 | 54 | 15 |
364 | Nice. I’ll call Guinness. | 1.3529 | 0.04187 | 204 | 145 | 46 | 13 |
365 | Burp, and you’ll feel better. | 1.3527 | 0.04256 | 207 | 149 | 43 | 15 |
366 | Happy now? | 1.3525 | 0.03713 | 261 | 186 | 58 | 17 |
367 | You stopped for fast food on the way home, again?! | 1.3520 | 0.04595 | 196 | 145 | 33 | 18 |
368 | Everything I eat goes straight to my hips. | 1.3515 | 0.04075 | 239 | 175 | 44 | 20 |
369 | So, eventually this will be bullshit? | 1.3505 | 0.04451 | 194 | 141 | 38 | 15 |
370 | No, thank you. I just ate. | 1.3504 | 0.03908 | 234 | 167 | 52 | 15 |
371 | You've always been full of bull. | 1.3504 | 0.03955 | 234 | 168 | 50 | 16 |
372 | I know it looks like a lot, but its actually keto | 1.3500 | 0.04275 | 220 | 162 | 39 | 19 |
373 | So much for the bull market. | 1.3500 | 0.04018 | 240 | 175 | 46 | 19 |
374 | When you said you were passionate about the lion king I thought you meant the movie! | 1.3500 | 0.04238 | 200 | 143 | 44 | 13 |
375 | Don't worry, it will come out like a lamb. | 1.3488 | 0.04033 | 215 | 153 | 49 | 13 |
376 | I said “DON’T have a cow,” dude. | 1.3486 | 0.04048 | 218 | 156 | 48 | 14 |
377 | Is that a tail in your mouth or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3480 | 0.03986 | 227 | 163 | 49 | 15 |
378 | The tail always gets stuck in my teeth too. | 1.3480 | 0.03986 | 227 | 163 | 49 | 15 |
379 | You’re sure?…because earlier, there was a boar clearly marked “Stanley” and now it’s gone | 1.3472 | 0.04227 | 216 | 158 | 41 | 17 |
380 | That's exactly why I eat mine tail first. | 1.3468 | 0.04096 | 222 | 161 | 45 | 16 |
381 | I thought we agreed not to snack before dinner. | 1.3467 | 0.03805 | 225 | 158 | 56 | 11 |
382 | It ruined your figure. | 1.3457 | 0.03890 | 243 | 176 | 50 | 17 |
383 | I've read some good reviews. How are the portion sizes? | 1.3455 | 0.04068 | 220 | 159 | 46 | 15 |
384 | I’ve tried this same diet … but in a month or so I’m still hungry | 1.3454 | 0.04381 | 194 | 141 | 39 | 14 |
385 | I was totally unhinged earlier. | 1.3448 | 0.04798 | 174 | 129 | 30 | 15 |
386 | I can't finish this, want some? | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
387 | Should I cancel our 6:30 reservation? | 1.3445 | 0.04077 | 238 | 176 | 42 | 20 |
388 | Hmm, so he just walked in? Weird. | 1.3442 | 0.04436 | 215 | 162 | 32 | 21 |
389 | I see you gave up on veganism. | 1.3431 | 0.04052 | 204 | 145 | 48 | 11 |
390 | Geez, Tom. I said buffalo wings! | 1.3429 | 0.04251 | 210 | 154 | 40 | 16 |
391 | haven’t seen him anywhere | 1.3427 | 0.04364 | 213 | 159 | 35 | 19 |
392 | Turns out my eyes aren't bigger than my stomach. | 1.3424 | 0.04541 | 184 | 135 | 35 | 14 |
393 | I went to that gnu dentist. He said, Open wide. And I did. | 1.3412 | 0.04287 | 211 | 156 | 38 | 17 |
394 | This means that dinner for two is out until next year, right? | 1.3409 | 0.04683 | 176 | 130 | 32 | 14 |
395 | I told you it would go right to your hips. | 1.3409 | 0.04161 | 220 | 162 | 41 | 17 |
396 | No way. It doesn't count if it's not the whole thing. Either finish it or pay up! | 1.3408 | 0.04826 | 179 | 135 | 27 | 17 |
397 | Is two-humped camel Bactrian or Dromedary? | 1.3408 | 0.04559 | 179 | 131 | 35 | 13 |
398 | Armadelicious! | 1.3406 | 0.03997 | 229 | 167 | 46 | 16 |
399 | I watch what I eat, but I still feel like I’m out of shape. | 1.3399 | 0.04118 | 203 | 146 | 45 | 12 |
400 | You have a little piece of something stuck in your teeth.” | 1.3398 | 0.04248 | 206 | 151 | 40 | 15 |
401 | I wasn’t particularly hungry — it was just the only way to get him to stop singing Hakuna Matata | 1.3394 | 0.04335 | 218 | 164 | 34 | 20 |
402 | Please don't talk with your mouth full. | 1.3391 | 0.03983 | 230 | 168 | 46 | 16 |
403 | I was saving that for later. | 1.3391 | 0.03837 | 230 | 165 | 52 | 13 |
404 | Wait a second--don't try to talk with your mouth full. | 1.3388 | 0.03845 | 242 | 176 | 50 | 16 |
405 | Bit off more than you could chew again? | 1.3387 | 0.03693 | 248 | 178 | 56 | 14 |
406 | Thats what I call conspicuous consumption. | 1.3385 | 0.04210 | 192 | 138 | 43 | 11 |
407 | Just passing through? | 1.3383 | 0.03895 | 201 | 141 | 52 | 8 |
408 | Blink twice if you need the Heimlich | 1.3382 | 0.04218 | 204 | 149 | 41 | 14 |
409 | I see ‘going vegan’ lasted about a day. | 1.3382 | 0.04274 | 204 | 150 | 39 | 15 |
410 | I think you have a tail stuck in your teeth. | 1.3382 | 0.04231 | 207 | 152 | 40 | 15 |
411 | Um, there’s something in your teeth. | 1.3379 | 0.04068 | 219 | 160 | 44 | 15 |
412 | I said I would eat the Lion. You eat the Witch and the Wardrobe. | 1.3376 | 0.04070 | 234 | 174 | 41 | 19 |
413 | I know I look like a pig, but with this whole intermittent fasting thing, I’m only eating once a week. | 1.3371 | 0.04553 | 175 | 128 | 35 | 12 |
414 | Well, no wonder your stomach's growling. | 1.3371 | 0.04356 | 178 | 128 | 40 | 10 |
415 | I won't be able to go swimming for at least 30 minutes. | 1.3370 | 0.04844 | 181 | 138 | 25 | 18 |
416 | It's a what? I find that hard to swallow. | 1.3369 | 0.04146 | 187 | 133 | 45 | 9 |
417 | So dinner is off until this time next year, I guess? | 1.3368 | 0.04103 | 190 | 135 | 46 | 9 |
418 | So who is king of the jungle now? | 1.3367 | 0.04334 | 196 | 144 | 38 | 14 |
419 | You showed him alright, but your abs are going to be sore for a month. | 1.3365 | 0.03869 | 208 | 147 | 52 | 9 |
420 | oh, did you want some? | 1.3364 | 0.03842 | 220 | 157 | 52 | 11 |
421 | Was this your first rodeo? | 1.3353 | 0.04850 | 167 | 125 | 28 | 14 |
422 | Another British Prime Minister taken care of | 1.3352 | 0.04478 | 179 | 131 | 36 | 12 |
423 | Something tells me that you grabbed a bite on the way home. | 1.3350 | 0.04254 | 197 | 144 | 40 | 13 |
424 | Wait at least an hour before you go swimming. | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
425 | Do you think it went down the wrong way? | 1.3350 | 0.04009 | 206 | 148 | 47 | 11 |
426 | Does this pattern make me look fat? | 1.3350 | 0.04349 | 206 | 154 | 35 | 17 |
427 | Show off. | 1.3349 | 0.04196 | 209 | 154 | 40 | 15 |
428 | Did ‘ya bite off more than you can chew? | 1.3349 | 0.04155 | 212 | 156 | 41 | 15 |
429 | So...Does it really taste just like chicken? | 1.3349 | 0.04007 | 215 | 156 | 46 | 13 |
430 | Dear, there's something in your teeth. | 1.3349 | 0.03897 | 215 | 154 | 50 | 11 |
431 | When I said "Don't have a cow," I meant it | 1.3349 | 0.03970 | 218 | 158 | 47 | 13 |
432 | Darn, it’s tails. Best of three? | 1.3349 | 0.04127 | 218 | 161 | 41 | 16 |
433 | No thanks, I’m on a glutton-free diet. | 1.3347 | 0.04005 | 239 | 178 | 42 | 19 |
434 | So it wasn’t an hyperbole! | 1.3347 | 0.04019 | 245 | 184 | 40 | 21 |
435 | Okay, all packed! | 1.3333 | 0.03779 | 210 | 148 | 54 | 8 |
436 | I thought I was just eating a mouse, but he chased after it. | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
437 | Honestly Frank, your breath smells like shit | 1.3333 | 0.04138 | 213 | 157 | 41 | 15 |
438 | Oh,like you've never taken a cheat day. | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
439 | Tails, you lose. | 1.3333 | 0.04526 | 180 | 133 | 34 | 13 |
440 | Is today your cheat day? | 1.3333 | 0.03848 | 204 | 144 | 52 | 8 |
441 | Was the Mindful Eating workshop of any help? | 1.3333 | 0.04082 | 225 | 167 | 41 | 17 |
442 | You...uh....gonna finish that tail?!? | 1.3318 | 0.04185 | 217 | 162 | 38 | 17 |
443 | You swallowed Kim Kardashian? | 1.3318 | 0.04425 | 211 | 161 | 30 | 20 |
444 | Come on now, Hoover... just one more swallow and you can have dessert." | 1.3317 | 0.03956 | 205 | 147 | 48 | 10 |
445 | If you can't finish that, it's my favorite part." | 1.3317 | 0.04247 | 205 | 152 | 38 | 15 |
446 | I’m on a gnu diet. | 1.3317 | 0.04337 | 199 | 148 | 36 | 15 |
447 | One taste? Next time order your own. | 1.3316 | 0.04370 | 193 | 143 | 36 | 14 |
448 | ‘Now we must wait at least two hours before going to swim’ | 1.3316 | 0.04432 | 193 | 144 | 34 | 15 |
449 | Don’t look at me like that. It’s my cheat day. | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
450 | Don't talk on with your mouth full. | 1.3316 | 0.04355 | 190 | 140 | 37 | 13 |
451 | It went in like a lion, hope it comes out like a lamb | 1.3316 | 0.04419 | 190 | 141 | 35 | 14 |
452 | So you’re telling me you have no idea what happened to my lunch?! | 1.3315 | 0.04178 | 184 | 132 | 43 | 9 |
453 | I thought I'd stop by for the tail end of dinner. | 1.3315 | 0.04487 | 178 | 131 | 35 | 12 |
454 | I thought we were cutting out dairy? | 1.3305 | 0.03863 | 239 | 176 | 47 | 16 |
455 | Is there something in my teeth? | 1.3304 | 0.04138 | 224 | 168 | 38 | 18 |
456 | A tale tough to swallow. | 1.3304 | 0.04090 | 224 | 167 | 40 | 17 |
457 | I thought we were gonna split that. | 1.3303 | 0.03907 | 218 | 158 | 48 | 12 |
458 | Gross, you've got hair in your food. | 1.3302 | 0.04158 | 215 | 160 | 39 | 16 |
459 | Do I have something in my teeth? | 1.3302 | 0.03924 | 212 | 153 | 48 | 11 |
460 | Honey, there's a Meercat at the door looking for a friend. Have you seen anyone named Pumbaa? | 1.3301 | 0.04173 | 206 | 152 | 40 | 14 |
461 | Bet you can’t the whole thing”, he said | 1.3300 | 0.04216 | 203 | 150 | 39 | 14 |
462 | Is that all you saved for me? | 1.3299 | 0.03993 | 197 | 141 | 47 | 9 |
463 | my mom would say, "Your eyes are too big for your stomach" | 1.3299 | 0.04227 | 194 | 142 | 40 | 12 |
464 | I ate him with some fava beans and a nice Chianti | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
465 | Honey, Have you seen the cat? | 1.3298 | 0.04384 | 188 | 139 | 36 | 13 |
466 | … do I have something stuck in my teeth? | 1.3297 | 0.04682 | 182 | 138 | 28 | 16 |
467 | One moment on the lips, forever on the hips. | 1.3296 | 0.04466 | 179 | 132 | 35 | 12 |
468 | I think you’re full of bull! | 1.3295 | 0.04927 | 173 | 133 | 23 | 17 |
469 | You have some food in your teeth | 1.3287 | 0.03983 | 216 | 158 | 45 | 13 |
470 | Bit off more than I can chew. | 1.3286 | 0.04003 | 210 | 153 | 45 | 12 |
471 | I thought you were Vegan. | 1.3284 | 0.04198 | 204 | 151 | 39 | 14 |
472 | The lioness wants a word... | 1.3284 | 0.04140 | 204 | 150 | 41 | 13 |
473 | I’m on the tail end of this new diet plan. | 1.3281 | 0.04379 | 192 | 143 | 35 | 14 |
474 | Cat Caught Your Tongue? | 1.3280 | 0.04491 | 189 | 142 | 32 | 15 |
475 | Ordering the oxtail is such a commitment | 1.3280 | 0.04428 | 189 | 141 | 34 | 14 |
476 | Great, now I got 'Hakuna Matata' stuck in my head. | 1.3279 | 0.04395 | 183 | 135 | 36 | 12 |
477 | Well, he was just lyin' there. | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
478 | I guess this means our dinner date is off. | 1.3275 | 0.03673 | 229 | 164 | 55 | 10 |
479 | How was your trip to Pamplona? | 1.3274 | 0.04663 | 168 | 125 | 31 | 12 |
480 | What's the matter, cat got your tongue? | 1.3274 | 0.03946 | 223 | 164 | 45 | 14 |
481 | Honey, I told you that dinner would be ready in 15 minutes. | 1.3269 | 0.03967 | 208 | 151 | 46 | 11 |
482 | That'll teach you to sleep with your mouth open. | 1.3267 | 0.04106 | 202 | 148 | 42 | 12 |
483 | I've always thought you were full of bull. | 1.3262 | 0.04457 | 187 | 140 | 33 | 14 |
484 | I hate to tell you what your breath smells like.. | 1.3261 | 0.04306 | 184 | 135 | 38 | 11 |
485 | Yes, it is gluten free. | 1.3258 | 0.04546 | 178 | 133 | 32 | 13 |
486 | So, I take it you’re not fasting? | 1.3258 | 0.03916 | 221 | 162 | 46 | 13 |
487 | Thought I’d save some for later | 1.3256 | 0.03822 | 215 | 155 | 50 | 10 |
488 | Looks like you had a cow, man. | 1.3255 | 0.04082 | 212 | 157 | 41 | 14 |
489 | They taste a lot better with a hint of garlic, don't they? | 1.3251 | 0.04028 | 203 | 148 | 44 | 11 |
490 | I liked you better when you were a vegan. | 1.3250 | 0.04068 | 200 | 146 | 43 | 11 |
491 | Have you seen Leo lately? | 1.3250 | 0.04068 | 200 | 146 | 43 | 11 |
492 | Welcome to three months of everyone thinking you're pregnant. | 1.3246 | 0.04573 | 191 | 146 | 28 | 17 |
493 | I'm guessing you are off the vegan diet. | 1.3246 | 0.04129 | 191 | 139 | 42 | 10 |
494 | Fortunately, your stomach is bigger than your eyes. | 1.3246 | 0.04261 | 191 | 141 | 38 | 12 |
495 | Lunch is on me. | 1.3245 | 0.04362 | 151 | 107 | 39 | 5 |
496 | I can tell by your body language we are not going out for dinner tonight? | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
497 | Does this mean I should cancel our reservation? | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
498 | You’re in trouble now! I got thrown out and all I did was make them eat an apple. | 1.3242 | 0.04334 | 182 | 134 | 37 | 11 |
499 | What about our dinner reservations? Should I cancel? | 1.3242 | 0.04118 | 182 | 131 | 43 | 8 |
500 | All good things must come to an end. | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
501 | So…no dessert? | 1.3231 | 0.04197 | 195 | 144 | 39 | 12 |
502 | Looks like I’m catching you at the tail end of dinner | 1.3231 | 0.04197 | 195 | 144 | 39 | 12 |
503 | I could try pulling on it, I guess. But only if I get half." | 1.3229 | 0.04430 | 192 | 145 | 32 | 15 |
504 | Yes it makes you look fat. | 1.3228 | 0.04287 | 189 | 140 | 37 | 12 |
505 | Thereby hangs a tail. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
506 | Pssst. You have a tail in your teeth. | 1.3222 | 0.04502 | 180 | 135 | 32 | 13 |
507 | No thanks, I ate last month. | 1.3220 | 0.03995 | 205 | 150 | 44 | 11 |
508 | So you’re off your diet. | 1.3220 | 0.04284 | 205 | 155 | 34 | 16 |
509 | Oh, I’m just doing Uber on the weekends for some extra cash. | 1.3220 | 0.04113 | 205 | 152 | 40 | 13 |
510 | You have a little something on your tooth. | 1.3218 | 0.04214 | 202 | 151 | 37 | 14 |
511 | No, really, I couldn’t eat another bite. | 1.3218 | 0.04329 | 202 | 153 | 33 | 16 |
512 | So, it looks like you're breaking our dinner date? | 1.3216 | 0.04362 | 171 | 125 | 37 | 9 |
513 | Who's the king of the jungle now? | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
514 | I've told you over and over again, portion control! | 1.3214 | 0.04164 | 168 | 120 | 42 | 6 |
515 | They're best just before their horns start to grow. | 1.3212 | 0.04159 | 193 | 142 | 40 | 11 |
516 | How’s the intermittent fasting going? | 1.3212 | 0.04159 | 193 | 142 | 40 | 11 |
517 | No swimming for one year. | 1.3211 | 0.04100 | 218 | 164 | 38 | 16 |
518 | I think someone's eyes were bigger than her stomach. | 1.3211 | 0.04136 | 190 | 139 | 41 | 10 |
519 | You do this every time my parents come over. | 1.3211 | 0.04068 | 190 | 138 | 43 | 9 |
520 | Floss? | 1.3209 | 0.04315 | 187 | 139 | 36 | 12 |
521 | Saturday is my cheetah day, so I'm allowed to have fast food. | 1.3208 | 0.04017 | 212 | 157 | 42 | 13 |
522 | They said if I eat the whole thing I get a free t-shirt | 1.3208 | 0.04309 | 159 | 114 | 39 | 6 |
523 | So you're backing out of our dinner date tonight? | 1.3207 | 0.04430 | 184 | 138 | 33 | 13 |
524 | I can’t take you anywhere. | 1.3202 | 0.04078 | 203 | 150 | 41 | 12 |
525 | How about just a movie, then? | 1.3200 | 0.04292 | 175 | 128 | 38 | 9 |
526 | Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew. | 1.3198 | 0.03970 | 197 | 143 | 45 | 9 |
527 | I see you've been to that gnu restaurant. | 1.3197 | 0.04628 | 147 | 107 | 33 | 7 |
528 | Geez!! You look like you swallowed a cow. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
529 | You're so full of bull that it's coming out of your mouth. | 1.3191 | 0.04295 | 188 | 140 | 36 | 12 |
530 | I can't believe I ate the whole thing! You wouldn't happen to have any Alca seltzer on you? | 1.3190 | 0.04663 | 163 | 122 | 30 | 11 |
531 | Perhaps it was something you ate. | 1.3189 | 0.04134 | 185 | 135 | 41 | 9 |
532 | These flexible jaw bones are a godsend of evolution. | 1.3189 | 0.04342 | 185 | 138 | 35 | 12 |
533 | Hey, I was saving that for later! | 1.3188 | 0.04377 | 160 | 116 | 37 | 7 |
534 | Why didn't you just get a take-home box if you weren't going to eat it all? | 1.3188 | 0.04466 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
535 | Looks like some pretty bad reflux you’ve got there. | 1.3186 | 0.04178 | 204 | 153 | 37 | 14 |
536 | It was good but woulda been better with horseradish | 1.3184 | 0.03928 | 223 | 166 | 43 | 14 |
537 | They sure taste good but the stretch marks are the worst. | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
538 | I can still hear it singing Hakuna Matata. | 1.3182 | 0.04205 | 198 | 148 | 37 | 13 |
539 | Is now a convenient time to discuss your car's extended warranty? | 1.3177 | 0.04294 | 192 | 144 | 35 | 13 |
540 | I'd love to dine with you but I'm at the tail end of my last meal. | 1.3175 | 0.04188 | 211 | 160 | 35 | 16 |
541 | Half of that is mine, but, you had to go whole hog again. | 1.3174 | 0.04812 | 167 | 128 | 25 | 14 |
542 | Remember, you are what you eat | 1.3172 | 0.04519 | 186 | 142 | 29 | 15 |
543 | Imagine what we could do with forks and knives. | 1.3172 | 0.04116 | 186 | 136 | 41 | 9 |
544 | It’s a Chinese water buffalo. I’ll be hungry in a half hour. | 1.3171 | 0.04330 | 205 | 157 | 31 | 17 |
545 | I thought we were going to split it. | 1.3171 | 0.03984 | 205 | 151 | 43 | 11 |
546 | Tums? | 1.3169 | 0.04012 | 183 | 132 | 44 | 7 |
547 | How ironic; muted by a yak. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
548 | It's no wonder everyone thinks you're a bull-shitter. | 1.3167 | 0.04204 | 180 | 132 | 39 | 9 |
549 | What about PIG don’t you understand? | 1.3166 | 0.04306 | 199 | 151 | 33 | 15 |
550 | Must be the tail-end of it. | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
551 | Ok. I see that you have swallowed the Big Lie. Now try to digest it. | 1.3161 | 0.04338 | 193 | 146 | 33 | 14 |
552 | Stay calm and breathe through your nostrils. | 1.3160 | 0.04171 | 212 | 161 | 35 | 16 |
553 | If you don't finish, you don't get dessert. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
554 | First he drags me to this party and then he says, "Cat got your tongue?" just one time too many. | 1.3158 | 0.04256 | 190 | 142 | 36 | 12 |
555 | Want a bite off the end? I'm stuffed. | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
556 | Hakuna matata | 1.3155 | 0.04635 | 168 | 127 | 29 | 12 |
557 | Ox tail reflux? | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
558 | Figuratively, your eyes are bigger than your stomach. | 1.3153 | 0.04006 | 203 | 150 | 42 | 11 |
559 | Intermittent fasting, again? | 1.3152 | 0.04350 | 184 | 138 | 34 | 12 |
560 | King of the jungle meets Snake in the grass. | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
561 | Are you getting a strange after taste? | 1.3150 | 0.04108 | 200 | 149 | 39 | 12 |
562 | No, really, I haven't eaten anything all day! | 1.3150 | 0.03855 | 200 | 145 | 47 | 8 |
563 | I called heads.” | 1.3149 | 0.04604 | 181 | 139 | 27 | 15 |
564 | Ok, I'm ready - let's paint! | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
565 | Did I miss the wildebeest truck again? I didn’t hear the music. | 1.3147 | 0.04150 | 197 | 147 | 38 | 12 |
566 | Maybe just some broth for dinner. I had a big lunch. | 1.3145 | 0.04733 | 159 | 120 | 28 | 11 |
567 | I can't believe i ate the W H O L E thing. | 1.3143 | 0.04354 | 175 | 130 | 35 | 10 |
568 | Bob, I think the problem is you need more roughage in your diet. | 1.3143 | 0.03856 | 210 | 154 | 46 | 10 |
569 | Now that's going to be a big shit | 1.3141 | 0.04551 | 191 | 148 | 26 | 17 |
570 | Honey, you don’t need to cook tonight | 1.3136 | 0.04295 | 169 | 124 | 37 | 8 |
571 | they lied, it didn't really taste like chicken. | 1.3135 | 0.04397 | 185 | 140 | 32 | 13 |
572 | Eat, Drink, Prey! | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
573 | Guess what I had for dinner? | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
574 | Thanx, Dad, but doncha think I'm a still a bit too young for a piece of tail? | 1.3132 | 0.04447 | 182 | 138 | 31 | 13 |
575 | Thanks for saving me a bite. | 1.3125 | 0.04109 | 208 | 157 | 37 | 14 |
576 | Once again, you grabbed the lion's share! | 1.3125 | 0.04218 | 192 | 144 | 36 | 12 |
577 | I'd say you bit off more than you can chew there. | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
578 | Not lyin’ — a lion. | 1.3118 | 0.04310 | 186 | 140 | 34 | 12 |
579 | I was obviously saving that. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
580 | You must have slept with your mouth open. | 1.3117 | 0.04274 | 154 | 111 | 38 | 5 |
581 | S’posed to catch tigers by the tail, Hal. | 1.3116 | 0.04225 | 215 | 166 | 31 | 18 |
582 | Ha! Nice riff on Saint-Exupéry's "Drawing Number One." I'm just bringing an apple; easiest costume ever. | 1.3115 | 0.04358 | 183 | 138 | 33 | 12 |
583 | That was supposed to be "Dinner for Five". | 1.3114 | 0.04722 | 167 | 128 | 26 | 13 |
584 | We'be just met and you're offering me a peice of tail!!? | 1.3111 | 0.04680 | 180 | 140 | 24 | 16 |
585 | I’m trying the new paleo diet. | 1.3111 | 0.03625 | 225 | 164 | 52 | 9 |
586 | Wait - don’t tell me - you couldn’t possibly eat another bite. | 1.3111 | 0.04190 | 180 | 133 | 38 | 9 |
587 | Mom said, no swimming for a week. | 1.3111 | 0.04116 | 180 | 132 | 40 | 8 |
588 | Honey, have you seen the kids? | 1.3107 | 0.04529 | 177 | 135 | 29 | 13 |
589 | Wouldn't it have been easier to start at the other end? | 1.3103 | 0.04206 | 174 | 128 | 38 | 8 |
590 | I'd suggest you pause for a few minutes first and then ask yourself if you are still hungry. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
591 | You might need a laxative for that one. | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
592 | Good luck crawling under a rock for awhile. | 1.3102 | 0.04290 | 187 | 141 | 34 | 12 |
593 | You shouldn't swallow all that bull. | 1.3102 | 0.04486 | 187 | 144 | 28 | 15 |
594 | You would have won the bet, but I said ‘tail first’. | 1.3102 | 0.04356 | 187 | 142 | 32 | 13 |
595 | Was it kosher? | 1.3099 | 0.04333 | 171 | 127 | 35 | 9 |
596 | Here we go again with you taking the lion’s share. | 1.3098 | 0.04198 | 184 | 137 | 37 | 10 |
597 | Please tell me you're not still binging and purging! | 1.3094 | 0.04021 | 181 | 132 | 42 | 7 |
598 | This place has great portion sizes! | 1.3092 | 0.04000 | 207 | 155 | 40 | 12 |
599 | Nah, looks good, but I'm on a diet. Couple of mice and a cup of coffee. | 1.3091 | 0.04178 | 165 | 120 | 39 | 6 |
600 | Bison goes straight to my hips. | 1.3089 | 0.04024 | 191 | 141 | 41 | 9 |
601 | Did someone forget that our wrestling weigh-in is tomorrow? | 1.3089 | 0.04225 | 191 | 144 | 35 | 12 |
602 | Told you I could do it in one bite” | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
603 | I told you, "Don't have a cow!" | 1.3086 | 0.04657 | 162 | 123 | 28 | 11 |
604 | What happened to portion control? | 1.3086 | 0.04339 | 175 | 131 | 34 | 10 |
605 | I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't talk with your body full. | 1.3086 | 0.04339 | 175 | 131 | 34 | 10 |
606 | Don't worry. I can do the Heimlich in a squeeze. | 1.3086 | 0.04185 | 175 | 129 | 38 | 8 |
607 | Are you going to eat that? | 1.3085 | 0.04065 | 188 | 139 | 40 | 9 |
608 | So much for your diet! | 1.3085 | 0.04336 | 188 | 143 | 32 | 13 |
609 | You know what, I'm not as full as you'd expect. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
610 | I told you to swallow your PRIDE. | 1.3081 | 0.04451 | 185 | 142 | 29 | 14 |
611 | Sorry you had to choke on the tail. | 1.3081 | 0.04036 | 185 | 136 | 41 | 8 |
612 | They say the truth is hard to swallow but I find wild pigs harder. | 1.3077 | 0.04700 | 182 | 143 | 22 | 17 |
613 | How's that keto diet working for you? | 1.3073 | 0.03965 | 179 | 130 | 43 | 6 |
614 | To be honest, the tail sticking out of your mouth does kind of give it away. | 1.3073 | 0.04121 | 179 | 132 | 39 | 8 |
615 | They say you are what you eat. | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
616 | That looks like the tail-end of your meal! | 1.3068 | 0.04165 | 176 | 130 | 38 | 8 |
617 | Dessert? | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
618 | You know what they say, tail on the lips, forever on the hips. | 1.3065 | 0.04297 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
619 | No, dear, it doesn't make you look fat. | 1.3065 | 0.04159 | 186 | 139 | 37 | 10 |
620 | I see you started without me again. | 1.3064 | 0.04444 | 173 | 131 | 31 | 11 |
621 | It seems like a lot when you eat only one meal a day, but it’s keto!. | 1.3064 | 0.04368 | 173 | 130 | 33 | 10 |
622 | Harry, you’re full of bull | 1.3059 | 0.04649 | 170 | 131 | 26 | 13 |
623 | Isn’t it early for Snakesgiving? | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
624 | That was an endangered species, Frank. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
625 | Way to take the bull by the horns. | 1.3048 | 0.04209 | 187 | 141 | 35 | 11 |
626 | You may have eaten a boar, but you look like a turtle. | 1.3048 | 0.04140 | 187 | 140 | 37 | 10 |
627 | Save room for dessert. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
628 | I’m not stupid. That’s not your tongue. | 1.3041 | 0.04625 | 171 | 132 | 26 | 13 |
629 | I wouldn’t swim for 30 minutes. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
630 | Anything show up on the X-ray? | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
631 | Does the phrase 'bit off more than I can chew' mean nothing to you? | 1.3036 | 0.04528 | 168 | 128 | 29 | 11 |
632 | My eyes are nowhere nearly as big as my stomach. | 1.3036 | 0.04201 | 168 | 124 | 37 | 7 |
633 | So . . . taste like chicken? | 1.3035 | 0.04005 | 201 | 151 | 39 | 11 |
634 | All grass fed,I hope. | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
635 | Would madame care for dessert? | 1.3030 | 0.04502 | 165 | 125 | 30 | 10 |
636 | Decided I was gonna start my diet tomorrow | 1.3030 | 0.04249 | 165 | 122 | 36 | 7 |
637 | I recommend a breath mint before you go home. | 1.3029 | 0.04090 | 175 | 129 | 39 | 7 |
638 | I guess today’s your cheetah day | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
639 | You're a snakeskin belt when it wakes up, Larry. | 1.3027 | 0.04504 | 185 | 144 | 26 | 15 |
640 | Weird. Did you try his cell? | 1.3026 | 0.04943 | 152 | 118 | 22 | 12 |
641 | Usually I go Dutch on a first date, but you had the lion's share. | 1.3026 | 0.04150 | 195 | 148 | 35 | 12 |
642 | Do I have to call you "they" now? | 1.3025 | 0.04883 | 162 | 127 | 21 | 14 |
643 | How many times do I have to tell you? No yawning during a stampede! | 1.3022 | 0.04489 | 182 | 141 | 27 | 14 |
644 | Your stomach is definitely bigger than your eyes. | 1.3022 | 0.04210 | 182 | 137 | 35 | 10 |
645 | Yes, I have some Tums. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
646 | That's fine at home, but not when we're out." | 1.3018 | 0.04180 | 169 | 125 | 37 | 7 |
647 | That was awesome ! | 1.3018 | 0.04345 | 169 | 127 | 33 | 9 |
648 | I'm going on a diet tomorrow. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
649 | The lion was lying down with the lamb, so I ate them both | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
650 | I only do paleo. | 1.3014 | 0.04166 | 146 | 105 | 38 | 3 |
651 | How many times have I told you to chew your food before swallowing.... | 1.3011 | 0.04547 | 186 | 146 | 24 | 16 |
652 | You certainly took the bull by the horns, didn't you? | 1.3011 | 0.04075 | 186 | 139 | 38 | 9 |
653 | Whole Foods, the only way to go. | 1.3010 | 0.04495 | 196 | 155 | 23 | 18 |
654 | I assume you were at the new buffet place. | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
655 | For a very stable genius it has to be the greatest swallow of all time.” | 1.3007 | 0.04915 | 153 | 119 | 22 | 12 |
656 | Warren Buffett called and is wondering why there is only a bear statue remaining on Wall Street. Do you have any idea what he is talking about? | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
657 | It's probably something you ate | 1.3006 | 0.04449 | 163 | 123 | 31 | 9 |
658 | Looks like today was a slow gnus day." | 1.3006 | 0.04429 | 173 | 132 | 30 | 11 |
659 | You know, stripes really would look more slimming on you. | 1.3006 | 0.04114 | 173 | 128 | 38 | 7 |
660 | You’re taller than I expected. | 1.3005 | 0.04044 | 183 | 136 | 39 | 8 |
661 | Still eating your steak tartar I see. | 1.3005 | 0.04238 | 193 | 148 | 32 | 13 |
662 | What's the Heimlich Maneuver? | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
663 | You’ll never guess who I ran into. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
664 | I'm telling you again, plant-based is the only way you're gonna get back into shape! | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
665 | Didn’t your mother tell you to constrict your food at least 32 times? | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
666 | Making a pig of myself | 1.3000 | 0.04481 | 170 | 130 | 29 | 11 |
667 | I’m at the tail end of dinner | 1.3000 | 0.04309 | 150 | 110 | 35 | 5 |
668 | I see you’ve had lunch already. | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
669 | Ooh, can I have the last bite? | 1.2994 | 0.04614 | 167 | 129 | 26 | 12 |
670 | It’s the best part. | 1.2994 | 0.04187 | 157 | 115 | 37 | 5 |
671 | Now what did I tell you about yawning in front of a charging rhino??? | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
672 | We hunt rodents, Clive. What you have there is a major eating disorder. | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
673 | Congrats — your mouth is now a methane bomb. | 1.2989 | 0.04310 | 184 | 141 | 31 | 12 |
674 | ...these body modifications are getting out of hand Gary. | 1.2988 | 0.04164 | 164 | 121 | 37 | 6 |
675 | I can't believe I ate the whole thing | 1.2983 | 0.04287 | 181 | 138 | 32 | 11 |
676 | If that's Pumbaa, you can forget about any role in the Disney sequel. | 1.2983 | 0.04142 | 181 | 136 | 36 | 9 |
677 | I just gotta remember not to sneeze. | 1.2981 | 0.04650 | 161 | 124 | 26 | 11 |
678 | Pork belly? | 1.2979 | 0.04244 | 188 | 144 | 32 | 12 |
679 | Once on the lips, forever on the hips | 1.2978 | 0.04550 | 178 | 139 | 25 | 14 |
680 | Not on a first date. | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
681 | The diet starts tomorrow | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
682 | Jeez ,Frank! Did you even taste it?! | 1.2977 | 0.05163 | 131 | 101 | 21 | 9 |
683 | Talk about fast food! | 1.2976 | 0.04098 | 168 | 124 | 38 | 6 |
684 | How is the paleo diet going? | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
685 | I'm not full of bull, YOU are!! | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
686 | I guess ‘Here kitty kitty’ worked. | 1.2971 | 0.05185 | 138 | 108 | 19 | 11 |
687 | Please, just grab the tail, and slither backwards as fast as you can! | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
688 | Now do you believe me when I tell you your eyes are bigger than your stomach? | 1.2968 | 0.04859 | 155 | 121 | 22 | 12 |
689 | That is not what I meant when I said that I was bringing someone over for dinner. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
690 | Up for dinner at my place next Spring? | 1.2967 | 0.04195 | 182 | 138 | 34 | 10 |
691 | No, I can't. I just ate. | 1.2967 | 0.04195 | 182 | 138 | 34 | 10 |
692 | I suppose you're passing on dessert..... | 1.2966 | 0.04390 | 145 | 107 | 33 | 5 |
693 | A dinner date with you is always all or nothing. | 1.2965 | 0.04359 | 172 | 131 | 31 | 10 |
694 | If I guess what it is, can I have the tail? | 1.2965 | 0.04015 | 199 | 151 | 37 | 11 |
695 | I thought you'd like to know, you've got something in your fangs. | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
696 | Thanks, I already ate. | 1.2963 | 0.04189 | 162 | 120 | 36 | 6 |
697 | I am going as a hat this Halloween. | 1.2961 | 0.04457 | 179 | 139 | 27 | 13 |
698 | I see you've gone whole hog. Let's do lunch, in 90 days. | 1.2959 | 0.04244 | 196 | 152 | 30 | 14 |
699 | Can I have the end? | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
700 | I don’t feel like dinner tonight honey. Maybe next month. | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
701 | In fairness, he tried to eat me first! | 1.2958 | 0.04557 | 142 | 106 | 30 | 6 |
702 | You really bit off more than you could chew, Hank | 1.2957 | 0.04337 | 186 | 144 | 29 | 13 |
703 | You'd be surprised how much I make as an AirBNB. But the checkout procedure is rough. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
704 | The lion’s share, Harold? Literally? | 1.2955 | 0.04510 | 176 | 137 | 26 | 13 |
705 | Maybe it was HIS problem-free philosophy, but a snake can only take that Hakuna Matata song for just sooo long! | 1.2955 | 0.05456 | 132 | 105 | 15 | 12 |
706 | Which TikTok challenge was this again? | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
707 | Let’s French kiss. | 1.2953 | 0.04903 | 149 | 116 | 22 | 11 |
708 | Obese? No. You’re just a little out of shape. | 1.2952 | 0.04380 | 166 | 126 | 31 | 9 |
709 | Stop blaming it on slow metabolism, Scott. If you cared one bit about me and our anniversary dinner tonight, you would have planned accordingly. | 1.2951 | 0.04103 | 183 | 138 | 36 | 9 |
710 | There's always room for dessert. | 1.2951 | 0.03954 | 183 | 136 | 40 | 7 |
711 | You haven't seen the lunch I left in the breakroom, have you? It was a warthog. Had my name on it. | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
712 | I warned you about the water buffalo. They go straight to your hips. | 1.2945 | 0.04432 | 163 | 124 | 30 | 9 |
713 | You’ve got something stuck in your teeth. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
714 | Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like a hat? | 1.2945 | 0.04681 | 163 | 127 | 24 | 12 |
715 | I said, "Don't HAVE A COW, you idiot! | 1.2944 | 0.04293 | 180 | 138 | 31 | 11 |
716 | How’s that new spandex skin workin’? | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
717 | Today's my cheat day. | 1.2941 | 0.04387 | 170 | 130 | 30 | 10 |
718 | What do you mean, 'no one will notice' ? | 1.2941 | 0.04142 | 170 | 127 | 36 | 7 |
719 | Tony, it's been three weeks. I think it might be a tumor. | 1.2937 | 0.04397 | 160 | 121 | 31 | 8 |
720 | No. I have no idea what a Heimlich maneuver is. Why? | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
721 | You have something stuck in your fangs. | 1.2934 | 0.04012 | 167 | 123 | 39 | 5 |
722 | Please don’t ruin your appetite - you know we’re having dinner in only two days. | 1.2930 | 0.04167 | 157 | 116 | 36 | 5 |
723 | Personally, I avoid foods that make me shape-shift. | 1.2928 | 0.04344 | 181 | 140 | 29 | 12 |
724 | And that's why you don't slither with your mouth open. | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
725 | You got something stuck in your fang. | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
726 | Care for a digestif? | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
727 | You promised to save the tail for me. | 1.2921 | 0.04016 | 178 | 133 | 38 | 7 |
728 | Don't worry, this will make a great fable someday. | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
729 | Obviously, I haven't thought this one through! | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
730 | I guess this means no dessert | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 168 | 126 | 35 | 7 |
731 | I can't pull that off, but in you it looks good. | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
732 | So today’s your cheat day, huh? | 1.2917 | 0.04574 | 168 | 131 | 25 | 12 |
733 | You're only going to ruin your dinner. | 1.2914 | 0.04264 | 151 | 112 | 34 | 5 |
734 | C'mon Frankie, just one more bite. | 1.2914 | 0.04264 | 151 | 112 | 34 | 5 |
735 | I saved some for you. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
736 | So that's what 'having a cow' is like..?? | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
737 | You don’t have COVID, it’s probably something you ate. | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
738 | Now who's King of the Jungle? | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
739 | So, I guess this means you're not sharing? | 1.2909 | 0.04469 | 165 | 127 | 28 | 10 |
740 | Luckily, gluttony isn't a sin yet. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
741 | I'm on a whole foods diet | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
742 | You promised me you were going vegan!! | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
743 | Going to need a colonoscopy after this | 1.2908 | 0.04884 | 141 | 109 | 23 | 9 |
744 | No, it's slimming, actually. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
745 | I told you your eyes were bigger than your stomach, but you wouldn't listen. | 1.2903 | 0.04387 | 155 | 117 | 31 | 7 |
746 | Guess? Well, it's not one of the Queen's corgis. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
747 | It was tasty, but I know tonight’s gonna be Hakuna Mylanta. | 1.2901 | 0.04607 | 162 | 126 | 25 | 11 |
748 | I see the cat has got your tongue. | 1.2899 | 0.04703 | 169 | 134 | 21 | 14 |
749 | You ate Richard?! | 1.2898 | 0.04196 | 176 | 134 | 33 | 9 |
750 | I didn't want to worry about supply-chain issues this winter | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
751 | ...and you've just been really unhinged lately | 1.2896 | 0.04014 | 183 | 138 | 37 | 8 |
752 | Taste like chicken, right? | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
753 | Your eyes are actually smaller than your stomach | 1.2892 | 0.04278 | 166 | 126 | 32 | 8 |
754 | Finish every bite, or you don’t get dessert. | 1.2892 | 0.04191 | 166 | 125 | 34 | 7 |
755 | Ceci n'est pas une pipe. | 1.2889 | 0.04350 | 180 | 140 | 28 | 12 |
756 | That's gonna go right through you... | 1.2888 | 0.04303 | 187 | 146 | 28 | 13 |
757 | You’re always hiding something from me. | 1.2886 | 0.04183 | 149 | 110 | 35 | 4 |
758 | What's the cautionary tale you want to pass along? | 1.2885 | 0.04982 | 156 | 125 | 17 | 14 |
759 | I prefer intermittent feasting | 1.2885 | 0.04548 | 156 | 120 | 27 | 9 |
760 | Could you repeat that? You sound a little horse. | 1.2885 | 0.04638 | 156 | 121 | 25 | 10 |
761 | Great. I'm ordering out. You know I hate cooking for one. | 1.2885 | 0.04267 | 156 | 117 | 33 | 6 |
762 | I wonder what happened to my order. | 1.2882 | 0.04527 | 170 | 133 | 25 | 12 |
763 | It's not about the digestion. It's about the journey. | 1.2880 | 0.03995 | 184 | 139 | 37 | 8 |
764 | I lured them with an apple. | 1.2880 | 0.03899 | 191 | 144 | 39 | 8 |
765 | I've eaten there. They do wonderful things with pork. | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
766 | No honey, it doesn't make your ass look fat. | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
767 | That's a bunch o' bull | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
768 | Hard to tell which one of you is the bigger pig”. | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
769 | I thought we agreed. Small portions. | 1.2874 | 0.04170 | 167 | 126 | 34 | 7 |
770 | Didn’t you leave anything for me? | 1.2874 | 0.04339 | 167 | 128 | 30 | 9 |
771 | So I guess your eyes aren’t bigger than your stomach… | 1.2874 | 0.04299 | 174 | 134 | 30 | 10 |
772 | Leave room for dessert??? | 1.2873 | 0.04036 | 181 | 137 | 36 | 8 |
773 | Which food delivery service are you working for now? | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
774 | Two words; portion control! | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
775 | Do you always have to eat right before we go out? | 1.2867 | 0.04667 | 150 | 116 | 25 | 9 |
776 | Two minutes late, I was two minutes late and you start without me." | 1.2867 | 0.04667 | 150 | 116 | 25 | 9 |
777 | You have a tiger by the tail! | 1.2867 | 0.04160 | 150 | 111 | 35 | 4 |
778 | Grab a hold of this tail, I've got indigestion agan! | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
779 | No, lions give me gas. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
780 | Cat food is much better than I thought it would be. | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
781 | Why,no,it doesn't make you look fat at all. | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
782 | Eating too much causes inflation. | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
783 | Got something stuck in your teeth there | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
784 | No, I don’t want a bite. | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
785 | Why do you keep biting off more than you can chew? | 1.2865 | 0.04268 | 171 | 131 | 31 | 9 |
786 | The deli sandwiches are just too big.” | 1.2865 | 0.03999 | 178 | 134 | 37 | 7 |
787 | I brought that for us to share. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
788 | You really do look like a hat. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
789 | Sick mohawk bro. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
790 | Whatever happened to going vegan? | 1.2857 | 0.04265 | 161 | 122 | 32 | 7 |
791 | As to how, he was drunk. As to why, I was drunk. | 1.2857 | 0.04615 | 161 | 126 | 24 | 11 |
792 | Hump Day! | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
793 | Sure, you’re a big star in those reptiles eating it whole videos but what about me and the kids? | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
794 | I said don’t talk with your mouth full. | 1.2857 | 0.04428 | 175 | 137 | 26 | 12 |
795 | He’s really into me. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
796 | Yes, I'm sure I don't want a bite. | 1.2848 | 0.04367 | 165 | 127 | 29 | 9 |
797 | I’m not sure the intermittent fasting is working. | 1.2848 | 0.04640 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
798 | New deli! | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
799 | I saved you the best part. | 1.2847 | 0.04510 | 137 | 103 | 29 | 5 |
800 | A threesome! I always thought it wouldn't work. | 1.2841 | 0.04256 | 176 | 136 | 30 | 10 |
801 | I thought the menu said “boneless.” | 1.2841 | 0.03939 | 176 | 132 | 38 | 6 |
802 | No, don't swallow the tail! I can make Oxtail soup!". | 1.2840 | 0.04127 | 169 | 128 | 34 | 7 |
803 | Did it come with a toy? | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
804 | So he just invited himself in? | 1.2839 | 0.04554 | 155 | 120 | 26 | 9 |
805 | I know you've eaten. I can tell when you're lyin' | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
806 | That's a lot to swallow | 1.2838 | 0.04398 | 148 | 112 | 30 | 6 |
807 | I see you stopped for a quick one on the way home... again. | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
808 | Personally, I've given up dairy. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
809 | You look boared. | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
810 | The Republicans take longer to digest | 1.2836 | 0.04925 | 134 | 104 | 22 | 8 |
811 | You know,Slick,you really can’t bite off more than you fail to chew. | 1.2830 | 0.04198 | 159 | 120 | 33 | 6 |
812 | You have something stuck between your teeth. | 1.2829 | 0.04613 | 152 | 118 | 25 | 9 |
813 | Speak up. Cat got your tongue? | 1.2828 | 0.04118 | 198 | 155 | 30 | 13 |
814 | Mom says wait an hour before you go swimming. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
815 | Sometimes you eat the lion. Sometimes the lion eats you. I won this round. | 1.2826 | 0.03903 | 184 | 139 | 38 | 7 |
816 | I see you broke your fast. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
817 | So that’s what you meant when you said you were only having one and coming straight home. | 1.2824 | 0.04504 | 131 | 98 | 29 | 4 |
818 | Aha! So, you're NOT a vegetarian! | 1.2824 | 0.04021 | 170 | 128 | 36 | 6 |
819 | Wait at least 30 minutes before you go back into the river. | 1.2824 | 0.04273 | 170 | 131 | 30 | 9 |
820 | You're becoming a boar. | 1.2824 | 0.04190 | 170 | 130 | 32 | 8 |
821 | I like my meat a little bit roar | 1.2824 | 0.04353 | 170 | 132 | 28 | 10 |
822 | Have you seen George? | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
823 | My rattle is not what it was but my appetite hasn’t slowed down. | 1.2821 | 0.04436 | 156 | 120 | 28 | 8 |
824 | Can you come back in a few minutes? We’re at the tail end of our meeting. | 1.2821 | 0.04342 | 156 | 119 | 30 | 7 |
825 | Poodle again? You know French food doesn't agree with you. | 1.2819 | 0.04673 | 149 | 116 | 24 | 9 |
826 | Dude, didn’t you eat that a week ago? | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
827 | I invited Marvin over for dinner! We didn’t even get a chance to talk! | 1.2815 | 0.05004 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
828 | It will be at least an hour before I can join you for a swim. | 1.2814 | 0.04322 | 167 | 129 | 29 | 9 |
829 | And what did you do about the horns? | 1.2814 | 0.04151 | 167 | 127 | 33 | 7 |
830 | Good heavens, Jack! I thought you were kidding. | 1.2812 | 0.04449 | 160 | 124 | 27 | 9 |
831 | Just an appetizer you said. | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
832 | I always have a hard time digesting dairy. | 1.2810 | 0.04395 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
833 | Just like this, without any salt? | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
834 | I don't know; but he said he is the king of the jungle. | 1.2808 | 0.04319 | 146 | 110 | 31 | 5 |
835 | Is that a yak in your sack or are you just glad to see me? | 1.2808 | 0.04635 | 146 | 113 | 25 | 8 |
836 | There was plenty. You could have shared. | 1.2808 | 0.04319 | 146 | 110 | 31 | 5 |
837 | You want a mint ?? | 1.2808 | 0.04208 | 146 | 109 | 33 | 4 |
838 | I hate leftovers. | 1.2808 | 0.04635 | 146 | 113 | 25 | 8 |
839 | You're looking bullish today! | 1.2808 | 0.04319 | 146 | 110 | 31 | 5 |
840 | Looks like you got the Lion's share. | 1.2808 | 0.04427 | 146 | 111 | 29 | 6 |
841 | No more sharing; next time we each order our own entrees. | 1.2808 | 0.04532 | 146 | 112 | 27 | 7 |
842 | Does this bison make my butt look big? | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
843 | I see someone broke their diet | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
844 | My swallow is bigger than my bite. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
845 | Let me guess . . . the all you can eat buffet! | 1.2803 | 0.05193 | 132 | 105 | 17 | 10 |
846 | You know you’re gonna have stretch marks, right? | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
847 | And all I’m saying is your table manners could be better when we go out to dinner with my parents | 1.2803 | 0.04223 | 157 | 119 | 32 | 6 |
848 | That wasn't what I meant when I said you should consume more "gnus". | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
849 | I was gonna suggest lunch, but I see you've already eaten. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
850 | The food in the fridge is labeled for a reason, Phil. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
851 | Hey Carl want to play hide and seek with us? | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
852 | Lion always makes me bloated. | 1.2797 | 0.04801 | 143 | 112 | 22 | 9 |
853 | Huge sale on bacon this week - just $1.99 per pound. | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
854 | I think you bit off more than you can chew. | 1.2797 | 0.04258 | 143 | 107 | 32 | 4 |
855 | I'm subletting. To keep up with inflation. | 1.2795 | 0.04336 | 161 | 124 | 29 | 8 |
856 | I didn’t know you wanted any. | 1.2793 | 0.03801 | 179 | 134 | 40 | 5 |
857 | That’s quite a tale | 1.2792 | 0.04652 | 154 | 121 | 23 | 10 |
858 | I have a tale to tell… | 1.2792 | 0.04560 | 154 | 120 | 25 | 9 |
859 | I like mine with mint jelly. | 1.2792 | 0.04272 | 154 | 117 | 31 | 6 |
860 | I always heard you were full of bull, but I assumed it meant figuratively. | 1.2791 | 0.05041 | 129 | 101 | 20 | 8 |
861 | I binged. | 1.2791 | 0.04229 | 172 | 133 | 30 | 9 |
862 | I told you that your big mouth was going to get you in trouble one day. | 1.2791 | 0.04535 | 129 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
863 | keep away from fast food, its bad for your posture ! | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
864 | Now we know how fattening they really are! | 1.2789 | 0.04708 | 147 | 115 | 23 | 9 |
865 | Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant Death.” John Milton, (1608-1674) 'Paradise Lost | 1.2787 | 0.05492 | 122 | 98 | 14 | 10 |
866 | Never talk with your mouth full. | 1.2785 | 0.04102 | 158 | 119 | 34 | 5 |
867 | Looks like you're still into that nose-to-tail thing. | 1.2785 | 0.04294 | 158 | 121 | 30 | 7 |
868 | You always get the lion's share! | 1.2784 | 0.03921 | 176 | 133 | 37 | 6 |
869 | So much for “Hakuna Matata.” | 1.2783 | 0.04546 | 115 | 85 | 28 | 2 |
870 | I hate to see you stretched so thin … | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
871 | stop eating FAST food | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
872 | Race you to the watering hole. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
873 | You look stuffed!!! | 1.2782 | 0.04573 | 133 | 101 | 27 | 5 |
874 | How many times have I told you not to hiss with your mouthful! | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
875 | So,I guess "I could eat a horse" is a real thing,huh? | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
876 | Your eyes are bigger than your body. | 1.2778 | 0.03996 | 144 | 106 | 36 | 2 |
877 | What happened to your promise to cut back on red meat? | 1.2778 | 0.04131 | 162 | 123 | 33 | 6 |
878 | No one's ever told you, "Don't have a cow"? | 1.2778 | 0.04222 | 162 | 124 | 31 | 7 |
879 | Yeah so then when you get over the border, you’ll meet Kaznol , he will take you to the hideout …and then just poop it back out … | 1.2774 | 0.04715 | 155 | 123 | 21 | 11 |
880 | Don't you wish we could use a knife and fork? | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
881 | Mom said you always take the lions share. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
882 | I couldn't help it . I made a pig of myself | 1.2771 | 0.04491 | 166 | 131 | 24 | 11 |
883 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2771 | 0.04651 | 166 | 133 | 20 | 13 |
884 | You're going to need a good laxative with this one! | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
885 | I can see where this dinner is headed. | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
886 | Can you recommend a gastroenterologist? | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
887 | What's a matter Maury. . . cat got your tongue? | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
888 | Why do I always arrive at the tail end of the action? | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
889 | This your first day at Busch Gardens? | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
890 | He was charging at me, what else was I supposed to do? | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
891 | I think we're beyond trying the Heimlich Maneuver. | 1.2761 | 0.04790 | 163 | 132 | 17 | 14 |
892 | Diet cheat day? | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
893 | Please don’t talk while you chew. I can see everything you’ve eaten. | 1.2759 | 0.04092 | 145 | 108 | 34 | 3 |
894 | It’s ok, I’m on Atkins. | 1.2759 | 0.04106 | 174 | 134 | 32 | 8 |
895 | No. That ass doesn’t look big in your pants ! | 1.2756 | 0.04508 | 156 | 122 | 25 | 9 |
896 | Your profile said you were a vegetarian | 1.2756 | 0.04321 | 156 | 120 | 29 | 7 |
897 | I told you to make room for dessert | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
898 | Head to tail ....all the restaurants are doing it... | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
899 | I see you went to the all you can eat buffet again | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
900 | Let me guess, American? | 1.2754 | 0.05119 | 138 | 111 | 16 | 11 |
901 | Would you like fries with that? | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
902 | That looks great in you! | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
903 | What’s for desert? | 1.2749 | 0.04233 | 171 | 133 | 29 | 9 |
904 | No, I haven't eaten yet. Why do you ask? | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
905 | Most people just eat the wings, but I like the whole buffalo. | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
906 | You look like the snake that swallowed the cat that swallowed the canary! | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
907 | Like Kenny Rogers said "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em" | 1.2744 | 0.03994 | 164 | 124 | 35 | 5 |
908 | I told you not to bite off more than you can chew. | 1.2744 | 0.04522 | 164 | 130 | 23 | 11 |
909 | Can we postpone our dinner date for a few weeks? | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
910 | I see you swallow that load of bull. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
911 | Is it noticeable? | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
912 | Sorry, I can't do the Heimlich thing. | 1.2734 | 0.05048 | 128 | 101 | 19 | 8 |
913 | You're right, Joe. Your stomach is definitely bigger than your eyes. | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
914 | No fair. I was chasing him and you just showed up with your mouth open. | 1.2734 | 0.05086 | 139 | 112 | 16 | 11 |
915 | Whatsa matter...tongue got your cat? | 1.2733 | 0.04624 | 150 | 118 | 23 | 9 |
916 | Got any Tums? | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
917 | And to think I rushed over here because Norman said you were unhinged. | 1.2733 | 0.04324 | 150 | 115 | 29 | 6 |
918 | Well, that answers the question ... "Where's the beef?" | 1.2733 | 0.04577 | 161 | 128 | 22 | 11 |
919 | I saved the best part for you, darling. | 1.2733 | 0.04577 | 161 | 128 | 22 | 11 |
920 | Howard, we’re eating dinner in two hours! | 1.2733 | 0.04447 | 172 | 137 | 23 | 12 |
921 | Bit off more than you can chew, eh? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
922 | Next time let’s order separate entrees | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
923 | Ssstephen! You can't keep eating the exchange students. | 1.2727 | 0.04414 | 165 | 130 | 25 | 10 |
924 | Gotta hand it to you,Charlie. When you said,I got this,I had my doubts. | 1.2727 | 0.04148 | 154 | 117 | 32 | 5 |
925 | You got any Bromo? | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
926 | Another example of the tail wagging the snake. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
927 | Biting off more than you can chew again? | 1.2727 | 0.04249 | 154 | 118 | 30 | 6 |
928 | You always have to go bigger than everyone else, don't you, Larry? | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
929 | This is not what I meant by getting in shape | 1.2727 | 0.04148 | 154 | 117 | 32 | 5 |
930 | Now, don't go in swimming for at least twenty minutes. | 1.2722 | 0.03878 | 158 | 118 | 37 | 3 |
931 | Does this Buffalo make my ass look fat? | 1.2721 | 0.04585 | 147 | 115 | 24 | 8 |
932 | Aren't you concerned about your cholesterol? | 1.2721 | 0.04159 | 147 | 111 | 32 | 4 |
933 | See, this is why I prefer smoothies. | 1.2721 | 0.04482 | 147 | 114 | 26 | 7 |
934 | Do you know the Heimlich maneuver? | 1.2721 | 0.04377 | 147 | 113 | 28 | 6 |
935 | Really? That’s my favorite part. | 1.2721 | 0.04269 | 147 | 112 | 30 | 5 |
936 | Maybe try using it as a flyswatter | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
937 | Honey, if you eat the lion, there won't be enough cubs for the rest of our guests. | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
938 | And this little piggy went "wee, wee, wee, wee" all the way down. | 1.2720 | 0.04307 | 125 | 93 | 30 | 2 |
939 | Is singing "Circle of Life" or "Hakuna Matata" more appropriate here? | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
940 | Taking the bull by the horns is metaphorical, not literal. | 1.2716 | 0.04292 | 162 | 126 | 28 | 8 |
941 | Yeah it’s called Keto. I can eat all the Lions I want as long as I don’t have any bread. | 1.2716 | 0.04381 | 162 | 127 | 26 | 9 |
942 | Are you still eating that? | 1.2715 | 0.04401 | 151 | 117 | 27 | 7 |
943 | Would you like a toothpick? | 1.2714 | 0.04282 | 140 | 106 | 30 | 4 |
944 | Someone looks like the cat that ate the canary. | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
945 | The cat's got my tongue. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
946 | Maybe you should pass on dessert? | 1.2711 | 0.04044 | 166 | 127 | 33 | 6 |
947 | You want a piece of tail? | 1.2710 | 0.04225 | 155 | 119 | 30 | 6 |
948 | Aren’t you lactose intolerant? | 1.2710 | 0.04419 | 155 | 121 | 26 | 8 |
949 | A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, whatever those are. | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
950 | Told ya. | 1.2708 | 0.04431 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
951 | That’s right, the last bit I heard was, “Wimoweh.” | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
952 | Dotty, have you seen my pet wildebeest? | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
953 | If that's Mustafa's kid, you're fucked. | 1.2708 | 0.05046 | 144 | 117 | 15 | 12 |
954 | It’s rude to hiss with your mouth full! | 1.2708 | 0.04431 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
955 | No such thing as too much bacon. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
956 | Too late for me to grab the tiger by the tail? | 1.2707 | 0.05133 | 133 | 107 | 16 | 10 |
957 | Hakuna Matata? I bet he's worried now. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
958 | Not exactly what I thought you meant when you said you wanted some tail. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
959 | It needs a little something | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
960 | You caught me at the tail end of lunch. | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
961 | You know what they say, ‘in like a lion…’ | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
962 | Can't say that I've seen him, sorry | 1.2703 | 0.04244 | 148 | 113 | 30 | 5 |
963 | Darn it! I always arrive right at the tail end of the buffet. | 1.2701 | 0.04209 | 137 | 103 | 31 | 3 |
964 | Next time, let's just order one to share. | 1.2701 | 0.04457 | 137 | 105 | 27 | 5 |
965 | Looks like you are at the tail end of the meal. | 1.2701 | 0.04804 | 137 | 108 | 21 | 8 |
966 | It ruined my ‘perfect’ 36-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-36 figure but screw that patriarchal bullsh*t. | 1.2701 | 0.04804 | 137 | 108 | 21 | 8 |
967 | Is that the paleo diet wagging her tail?? | 1.2701 | 0.04915 | 137 | 109 | 19 | 9 |
968 | I know you ate the last one, just admit it. | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
969 | Ya know that crazy warthog? He didn’t think I could swallow all of him. Guess who believes me now? | 1.2699 | 0.04357 | 163 | 128 | 26 | 9 |
970 | You’re gonna need some fiber with that load. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
971 | I think you have something in your teeth. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
972 | Not tonight. I have a headache. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
973 | Narnia won't be happy. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
974 | This is why we never dine out. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
975 | Am I too late for dinner? | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
976 | I know, but calories you eat slithering don't count. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
977 | All I really wanted was the tail, but he wouldn't turn around. | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
978 | It must be nice knowing what you'll have for dinner the next three weeks. | 1.2686 | 0.03986 | 175 | 135 | 33 | 7 |
979 | Babe, that's Babe! | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
980 | How many times have I told you not to talk when the food's still in your mouth? | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
981 | You really need to think before you order "all you can eat". | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
982 | Try alka-seltzer | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
983 | Ooooo! MGM is going to sue your ass! | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
984 | I take it that you won't care to go for lunch with me for at least a week | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
985 | So that's a 'no' on the toothpick? | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
986 | My doctor said to stop eating processed foods | 1.2680 | 0.03935 | 153 | 115 | 35 | 3 |
987 | I thought you had given up beef. | 1.2679 | 0.03912 | 168 | 128 | 35 | 5 |
988 | Don’t have a cow, man. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
989 | Wait for me! I’m at the tail-end of my lunch”. | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
990 | I guess the buffet is out? | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
991 | Talk about the quintessential glutton for punishment. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
992 | Dear, do you have any idea where the cat is?" "Nope, no a clue. | 1.2676 | 0.04989 | 142 | 115 | 16 | 11 |
993 | Why do you always get the lion's share? | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
994 | Right, king of the jungle. | 1.2676 | 0.04989 | 142 | 115 | 16 | 11 |
995 | Can't join you for dinner tonight -- I had a big lunch. | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
996 | Want me to get your Tums? | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
997 | I know,he said "don't have a cow," but it actually seemed like a good idea. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
998 | You are not long enough for your appetite. | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
999 | You lasted as a vegan for all of two hours? | 1.2671 | 0.04589 | 146 | 115 | 23 | 8 |
1000 | Hey, did you eat the last water buffalo? | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
1001 | Don't complain to me if you're up all night with indigestion | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1002 | Given the climate change flooding predictions, I went with the retractable sail option | 1.2667 | 0.04135 | 165 | 128 | 30 | 7 |
1003 | You are so full of it, Jimothy. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1004 | What do you mean you didn't know it was my lunch? I wrote my name right on that boar. | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1005 | When I invited you over for dinner, I didn't expect you to eat the guest of honor. | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1006 | Oh,you found something gnu. | 1.2667 | 0.04386 | 120 | 90 | 28 | 2 |
1007 | You could have invited me to lunch. | 1.2667 | 0.04195 | 150 | 115 | 30 | 5 |
1008 | I think you misheard me, dude, I said "DON'T have a cow. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1009 | You need to wait twenty minutes before diving into the swamp. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1010 | Looks like you saved the best part for last. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1011 | Try flossing again. | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1012 | Yeah, "King of Beasts" - blah, blah, blah... | 1.2659 | 0.04090 | 173 | 135 | 30 | 8 |
1013 | I suppose dessert is out of the question.... | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
1014 | That’s going to be one impressive hairball. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
1015 | Cheetah day? | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1016 | Finish you dinner or no dessert. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1017 | No dessert until you finish your dinner. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1018 | The fridge broke. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1019 | You deserved the lion's share. | 1.2654 | 0.04271 | 162 | 127 | 27 | 8 |
1020 | Embrace your inner lion was a metaphor. | 1.2654 | 0.04271 | 162 | 127 | 27 | 8 |
1021 | Holy cow! I can't believe I ate the whole thing. | 1.2654 | 0.04088 | 162 | 125 | 31 | 6 |
1022 | You ate it?! I was saving that for the Pendery's potluck dinner on Friday. | 1.2654 | 0.04271 | 162 | 127 | 27 | 8 |
1023 | Hair of the dog? | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1024 | God says you need to give back Eve. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
1025 | I just don't have those issues with a plant-based diet. | 1.2653 | 0.04662 | 147 | 117 | 21 | 9 |
1026 | Does this warthog make me look fat? | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
1027 | So I really think free-range makes a difference... | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1028 | This is how I get through intermittent fasting. | 1.2649 | 0.04670 | 151 | 121 | 20 | 10 |
1029 | I thought we were trying to be better about chewing our food | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1030 | Would you mind? I''ve been waiting all day to get a piece of tail." | 1.2645 | 0.04397 | 155 | 122 | 25 | 8 |
1031 | I saw it first! | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
1032 | You just have to stop stuffing yourself, Kevin! | 1.2643 | 0.04373 | 140 | 108 | 27 | 5 |
1033 | I liked it better the other way. | 1.2643 | 0.04489 | 140 | 109 | 25 | 6 |
1034 | Ironically, he was singing Hakuna Matata | 1.2643 | 0.04713 | 140 | 111 | 21 | 8 |
1035 | That explains the aftertaste. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1036 | We'll never lose the invasive tag if their house pets keep disappearing like that. | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1037 | Hey, don't have a cow, man! | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1038 | You look like the snake who ate the cat who ate the canary. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1039 | Turn it around and it will fit perfectly. | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1040 | I guess I’ll have the chicken. | 1.2639 | 0.04621 | 144 | 114 | 22 | 8 |
1041 | I just ate something that didn’t agree with me. | 1.2638 | 0.04248 | 163 | 128 | 27 | 8 |
1042 | Is my breath OK? | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1043 | I warned you about yawning during a stampede. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1044 | They told me it was free if I could finish it in an hour. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1045 | How many times have I told you, don't have a cow. | 1.2635 | 0.04634 | 148 | 118 | 21 | 9 |
1046 | Does lion also taste like chicken? | 1.2635 | 0.04326 | 148 | 115 | 27 | 6 |
1047 | Cat’s out of the bag? | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
1048 | Save room for a breath mint. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1049 | You know I can tell when you snack before dinner! | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1050 | Mom’s gonna be pissed you ate dessert before dinner.” | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1051 | Want a breath mint? | 1.2628 | 0.04277 | 156 | 122 | 27 | 7 |
1052 | There was only one piece left, I swear | 1.2628 | 0.04372 | 156 | 123 | 25 | 8 |
1053 | I thought you were lactose intolerant. | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
1054 | So, what's gnu? | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1055 | It’s no wonder you have trouble making friends. | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
1056 | Well it is Monday and I was boared. | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
1057 | I told you not to have a cow! | 1.2625 | 0.04013 | 160 | 123 | 32 | 5 |
1058 | What makes you think I've seen your lunch? | 1.2625 | 0.04297 | 160 | 126 | 26 | 8 |
1059 | Does this heifer make me look fat? | 1.2625 | 0.04205 | 160 | 125 | 28 | 7 |
1060 | I save the tail for dessert. | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1061 | You couldn't save me a piece? | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1062 | I told you to order off the kids menu. | 1.2624 | 0.04790 | 141 | 113 | 19 | 9 |
1063 | I floss after every meal, too! | 1.2622 | 0.04136 | 164 | 128 | 29 | 7 |
1064 | A little tail of the dog … | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1065 | I’m bulking | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1066 | No swimming for 30 days now. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1067 | Your colon is going to be really sorry about this. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1068 | Don’t you hate it when that happens. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1069 | I told you midterm’s would be hard to swallow. | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1070 | How many times do I have to tell you: bison, not buffalo! | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
1071 | I said, no snacks before dinner! | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
1072 | Are you getting enough fiber? | 1.2609 | 0.04153 | 138 | 105 | 30 | 3 |
1073 | You know, whole milk doesn't mean you have to swallow the whole cow. | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
1074 | Would you like to take a look at the dessert tray? | 1.2609 | 0.04024 | 138 | 104 | 32 | 2 |
1075 | What's the matter, tongue got your cat? | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
1076 | You're supposed to share BEFORE you eat. | 1.2606 | 0.04320 | 142 | 110 | 27 | 5 |
1077 | You know, I tried the plant-based stuff, but I found it a little hard to swallow. | 1.2606 | 0.04434 | 142 | 111 | 25 | 6 |
1078 | Let me bite his tail, may be he'll get out the other way. | 1.2606 | 0.04434 | 142 | 111 | 25 | 6 |
1079 | I meant big in a body positivity way..really | 1.2606 | 0.04654 | 142 | 113 | 21 | 8 |
1080 | That’s the last time I order rare steak from *that* place. | 1.2606 | 0.04202 | 142 | 109 | 29 | 4 |
1081 | George, I really can't understand a single word you're saying. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
1082 | Conspicuous Consumption, Very tacky. | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
1083 | ...I'm the kind of friend that would tell you if you had something stuck in your theet! | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1084 | Didn't you say you were having guests over for dinner?" "Yes, I had my guest and my dinner! | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1085 | I'm afraid the worst part is still coming. | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1086 | Enough with rattling, you "tattletail"! | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1087 | WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO YOU, Henry?! | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1088 | Turns out, buffaloes don't even have wings. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1089 | That was supposed to last us both for 3 days! | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1090 | What? It’s my cheetah day. | 1.2597 | 0.04589 | 154 | 124 | 20 | 10 |
1091 | I’d have a doctor look at that tongue. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1092 | Diet coke please | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1093 | I said, Read the Little Prince. | 1.2595 | 0.04545 | 131 | 102 | 24 | 5 |
1094 | Ahem, I've got a frog - or something - in my throat. | 1.2595 | 0.04545 | 131 | 102 | 24 | 5 |
1095 | How many times doI have to tell you to chew your food!!1 | 1.2595 | 0.04229 | 158 | 124 | 27 | 7 |
1096 | I guess our dinner date is off, then. | 1.2593 | 0.04339 | 162 | 129 | 24 | 9 |
1097 | So would you say it’s more a tail of triumph or regret? | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1098 | I got bored with being a vegan. | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
1099 | You're making a pig of yourself. | 1.2590 | 0.04127 | 139 | 106 | 30 | 3 |
1100 | Okay, so your diet starts tomorrow? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
1101 | That's not pigging out, that's pigging in | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1102 | You have become unhinged again! | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1103 | I'm full , can you help me finish this? | 1.2587 | 0.04177 | 143 | 110 | 29 | 4 |
1104 | I've always said your eyes are too big for your stomach. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1105 | If you can't join 'em, eat 'em. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1106 | Gluten-free? | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1107 | You gonna eat that? | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1108 | You did it again...just before we go out to a nice dinner. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1109 | There's a little food on your lip. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1110 | Little Prince my ass! | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1111 | No, Larry, you’re not choking - you’re full of bull. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1112 | Don't talk with your body full! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1113 | Gain one more ounce Ed and we're through. I mean it! | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1114 | What tall tail will come out of your mouth next? | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
1115 | I say that's a load of bull. | 1.2578 | 0.04991 | 128 | 103 | 17 | 8 |
1116 | looks like you bit off more than you can chew. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1117 | I got same day delivery through Amazon Fresh! | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1118 | The tail's the best part. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1119 | I don't give tongue | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1120 | I avoided an argument, but it still disagrees with me. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1121 | You went to that new nose-to-tail restaurant, didn’t you? | 1.2575 | 0.04411 | 167 | 135 | 21 | 11 |
1122 | Pig!? | 1.2574 | 0.04303 | 136 | 105 | 27 | 4 |
1123 | Can you guess the notable person I’ve swallowed in six clues or fewer | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1124 | I can’t understand a thing you are saying. Swallow your food before you start talking. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1125 | People say 'snake in the grass' like it's a bad thing! | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1126 | 'I am no longer a vegan' | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1127 | Are you just lion around again? | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
1128 | Ooh, so when you said, 'don't have a cow,' you meant that literally. | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1129 | If it's alright with you I'm going to use the bathroom first. | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
1130 | I thought we were going vegan this month! | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
1131 | Just send it back . . . | 1.2569 | 0.04700 | 144 | 116 | 19 | 9 |
1132 | My eyeth were bigger than my thumick. | 1.2568 | 0.04993 | 148 | 123 | 12 | 13 |
1133 | you should really get that lump checked out | 1.2568 | 0.04193 | 148 | 115 | 28 | 5 |
1134 | Good luck getting into the wedding gown tomorrow! | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1135 | Bullshit is hard to digest | 1.2566 | 0.04714 | 152 | 124 | 17 | 11 |
1136 | It looked more romantic during Lady and the Tramp. | 1.2564 | 0.04626 | 156 | 127 | 18 | 11 |
1137 | Well, shut my mouth! | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1138 | I always thought you were spineless. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1139 | Your midnight snacks are getting out of hand | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1140 | Aren’t those supposed to eat us? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1141 | Do you think this will pass as ' the camel hump'. I wanted to keep the costume simple for Halloween this year | 1.2564 | 0.04253 | 156 | 123 | 26 | 7 |
1142 | Tails! You're it! | 1.2563 | 0.04087 | 160 | 125 | 29 | 6 |
1143 | Have you seen my dog? | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1144 | Did you even taste that? | 1.2562 | 0.04154 | 121 | 91 | 29 | 1 |
1145 | Know how to do a Heimlich? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1146 | Could it be the end of the tale? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1147 | Look habibi, only the blood is haram | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1148 | Not hungry because you swallowed a pig? Honestly Charlie, sometimes I think you're intentionally avoiding dinner with Marge and I. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1149 | God, I wish I could chew! | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1150 | Hmm…Can you give me just one more hint? | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1151 | No don't tell me - you've taken up painting? | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1152 | Boar d'oeuvres | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1153 | You must be a Trumpist! | 1.2558 | 0.04956 | 129 | 104 | 17 | 8 |
1154 | Do you think it makes me look more dangerous? | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1155 | Well at least I got here in time for the tail end. | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1156 | You're taking the Leo part of the Paleo diet very seriously. | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
1157 | For goodness sake, don’t talk while you’re jaw is dislocated. | 1.2555 | 0.04637 | 137 | 109 | 21 | 7 |
1158 | How’s that vegan diet going? | 1.2555 | 0.04751 | 137 | 110 | 19 | 8 |
1159 | Just tell them “Whiskers” ran away from home, ok? | 1.2555 | 0.04863 | 137 | 111 | 17 | 9 |
1160 | Do you happen to know the Heimlich Maneuver? | 1.2555 | 0.04863 | 137 | 111 | 17 | 9 |
1161 | Was it something you ate?" | 1.2553 | 0.04434 | 141 | 111 | 24 | 6 |
1162 | Did you have to go whole hog? | 1.2553 | 0.04870 | 141 | 115 | 16 | 10 |
1163 | Let's put off the swimming for a half-hour. | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
1164 | Once again, you're full of bull... | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1165 | Who knew Trump had a tail. | 1.2550 | 0.04583 | 149 | 120 | 20 | 9 |
1166 | The food is OK here, but they really overdo it on the portions. | 1.2550 | 0.04058 | 149 | 115 | 30 | 4 |
1167 | Olley Olley ox in me. | 1.2549 | 0.05692 | 102 | 83 | 12 | 7 |
1168 | This is why we go to counselling. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1169 | Just walk it off. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1170 | If I hear 'where's the beef'' one more time, I'm going to scream! | 1.2547 | 0.04517 | 161 | 131 | 19 | 11 |
1171 | Wassamatta? Cat got your tongue? | 1.2544 | 0.04282 | 169 | 136 | 23 | 10 |
1172 | I said, 'are you going to eat all that?'...never mind. | 1.2544 | 0.04114 | 169 | 134 | 27 | 8 |
1173 | Told you you can have your cat and eat it too | 1.2544 | 0.04028 | 169 | 133 | 29 | 7 |
1174 | you speak with hairy tongue | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1175 | You look taller. | 1.2544 | 0.05404 | 114 | 93 | 13 | 8 |
1176 | I’m full. You’re safe. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
1177 | You'll have to shed that skin it will never return to normal you know. | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
1178 | Glad I wore my extra-stretchy skin today. | 1.2541 | 0.04286 | 122 | 93 | 27 | 2 |
1179 | How was the Buffet?" | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1180 | It was a Pekingese. I'll be hungry again in an hour. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1181 | No leftovers!?! | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1182 | That is not water weight. | 1.2538 | 0.05041 | 130 | 106 | 15 | 9 |
1183 | When the waiter asked me how I wanted my steak I said “I like it so rare it moos.” | 1.2538 | 0.04131 | 130 | 99 | 29 | 2 |
1184 | Major tryptophan, Dude! | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1185 | Do you have any time to chew the fat? | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1186 | My lunch was clearly marked, Steve. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1187 | So, tastes like chicken, right? | 1.2537 | 0.04327 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 4 |
1188 | I thought that was just a metaphor. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1189 | Nice tongue, show off. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1190 | I see you're going whole hog as usual. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1191 | I'm happy to see you're staying away from junk food. | 1.2536 | 0.03992 | 138 | 105 | 31 | 2 |
1192 | What I said was "whole hog!" | 1.2535 | 0.04052 | 142 | 109 | 30 | 3 |
1193 | They go straight to the hips. | 1.2535 | 0.04518 | 142 | 113 | 22 | 7 |
1194 | No thanks. I'm watching my figure. | 1.2534 | 0.04326 | 146 | 115 | 25 | 6 |
1195 | He was just lion around, so we got together for lunch. | 1.2534 | 0.04434 | 146 | 116 | 23 | 7 |
1196 | Now you've gone and spoiled your dinner. | 1.2533 | 0.04354 | 150 | 119 | 24 | 7 |
1197 | It could always be worse,that happened to me once with a skunk | 1.2533 | 0.04250 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
1198 | You were right. It's who you are on the inside. | 1.2532 | 0.04376 | 154 | 123 | 23 | 8 |
1199 | Is that a hyena in your belly, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2532 | 0.04278 | 154 | 122 | 25 | 7 |
1200 | I'm serious. Don't go swimming for at least an hour. | 1.2530 | 0.04070 | 166 | 131 | 28 | 7 |
1201 | Eaten anyone good today? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1202 | They say it's healthier if you eat it head first." | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1203 | Be prepared for some real bulls#!t. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1204 | Tongue got your cat? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1205 | It’s not cheating if it was in self-defense. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1206 | Portions were great, quality was so-so. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1207 | Pepto Bison? | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
1208 | your going to have a heck of a hair ball | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
1209 | I was boared | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1210 | In general, it's better to eat them before they eat you. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1211 | What's Gnu with you? | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1212 | Need a box for the tail? | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
1213 | I admire your confidence. | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
1214 | Learn to eat with your mouth closed.... | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1215 | Wait, were you hungry too? | 1.2520 | 0.04978 | 123 | 99 | 17 | 7 |
1216 | Let’s play guess what I ate for dinner? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1217 | You definitely bit off more than you could chew | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1218 | Once again, you bit off more than you can chew. | 1.2519 | 0.04245 | 131 | 101 | 27 | 3 |
1219 | Dude, I know inflation makes it tempting to eat in bulk, but rhinos are endangered bruh. | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1220 | How's the diet going? | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1221 | You could have asked for a doggy bag. | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
1222 | At the tail end of your dinner? | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1223 | I went "full boar!" | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1224 | Yeah, but the Dromedaries only take a week to digest. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1225 | Lip-smacking good, eh? | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1226 | Have you seen Fluffy? I can't find him anywhere. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1227 | Isn't there an easier way to get your daily calcium? | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1228 | Some things are tough to swallow ! | 1.2517 | 0.04225 | 151 | 119 | 26 | 6 |
1229 | Have you seen Ethyl anywhere. We were supposed to meet for a date. | 1.2500 | 0.04217 | 132 | 102 | 27 | 3 |
1230 | No, I don't want to guess what you had for dinner. | 1.2500 | 0.05073 | 124 | 101 | 15 | 8 |
1231 | You really have made a pig of yourself this time, Walter. | 1.2500 | 0.04274 | 148 | 117 | 25 | 6 |
1232 | Sorry, guess it'll only be the two of us for lunch. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1233 | A two-minute warning before you poop. That's all I ask. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
1234 | At the time the "all you can eat" buffet seemed like a good idea | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1235 | May I have the leftover? | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1236 | That lion was really sleeping tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1237 | I see only one of us was serious about the diet. | 1.2500 | 0.04003 | 144 | 111 | 30 | 3 |
1238 | Good luck with that. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1239 | I was also into slow food. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1240 | A lion? C'mon, you're full of it. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1241 | Your lucky, when I overeat all the weight goes to my hips. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1242 | And what am I suppose to do while you just lie around in the pit all week? | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1243 | I thought you said you were eating less on on paleo. | 1.2500 | 0.04239 | 144 | 113 | 26 | 5 |
1244 | Could we reschedule dinner for sometime next week? | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1245 | But why did you swallow the fly? | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1246 | My diet begins tomorrow. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1247 | Too soon for dessert? | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1248 | A little bull goes a long way | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1249 | OK, so you got a tiger by its tail, now what? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1250 | This doesn’t count as intermittent fasting. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1251 | It was easy. He was sleeping | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 132 | 103 | 25 | 4 |
1252 | This time you’re literally full of bull. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1253 | Whole hog? | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1254 | Imagine if we had to chew? | 1.2500 | 0.03763 | 152 | 116 | 34 | 2 |
1255 | Today was a cheat day. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1256 | Are you sure you didn’t eat my leftovers? | 1.2500 | 0.03999 | 164 | 129 | 29 | 6 |
1257 | Oh for god’s sake, Jeff! Now you’ll never fit into your tux! | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1258 | I always get tails… | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1259 | Inflation has us all buying in bulk. | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1260 | I’m intermittent fasting so it’s fine | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1261 | It’s mostly water weight. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1262 | Yep, you got the loin's share, alright. | 1.2484 | 0.04395 | 157 | 127 | 21 | 9 |
1263 | Yeah, but you’ll be hungry again in an hour. | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1264 | You really should get that looked at. | 1.2483 | 0.04098 | 145 | 113 | 28 | 4 |
1265 | you're gonna tell me another tall tail, aren't you. | 1.2483 | 0.03979 | 145 | 112 | 30 | 3 |
1266 | No man, I haven't seen Brian for ages. | 1.2482 | 0.04519 | 141 | 113 | 21 | 7 |
1267 | I'm not really sure...I'm clueless when it comes to mammals. | 1.2482 | 0.03919 | 141 | 108 | 31 | 2 |
1268 | Nose-to-tail? Aren’t we trendy? | 1.2482 | 0.04723 | 137 | 111 | 18 | 8 |
1269 | I told you not to eat the whole thing! | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1270 | I think Bart was right when he said “Don’t have a cow, man.” | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1271 | This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to get some tail. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1272 | I ssssuper-ssssized! | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1273 | Thanks, but I just ate. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1274 | You wouldn’t happen to have a Tums would ya? | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1275 | I'm on the Whole 30-ton diet | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1276 | You've got a piece of dinner on your lip. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1277 | Any luck with the intermittent fasting? | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1278 | Can I please snack on that little tail you couldn’t finish? | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1279 | Guess who's king of the jungle now! | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1280 | Aren't we supposed to chew our food? | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1281 | It's not just tonight, things have felt out of balance for awhile now. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1282 | No I have not eaten. Why do you ask? | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
1283 | I don’t think that’s how you milk it. | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
1284 | you ate? We're invited to dinner. | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1285 | I’m going as a turtle for Halloween. | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
1286 | No, of course I didn’t start without you! | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1287 | New haircut? | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1288 | Heads I win. Tails you lose ! | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1289 | Now you aren’t going to have any appetite for dinner! | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1290 | I may have bitten more than I can swallow | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1291 | All I wanted from you was a piece of tail anyway.” | 1.2478 | 0.05263 | 113 | 92 | 14 | 7 |
1292 | Your eyes were bigger than your stomach, weren't they? | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
1293 | I took your advice and grabbed the bull by the horns. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1294 | Uhm..You have a little food stuck in your teeth. | 1.2476 | 0.04444 | 105 | 80 | 24 | 1 |
1295 | Have you seen Angus? | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1296 | Housebroken? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1297 | I said we should HOST the neighbors for dinner | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1298 | There is no denying it. I know you ate the whole thing. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1299 | This can't have a good ending. | 1.2467 | 0.03893 | 150 | 116 | 31 | 3 |
1300 | So are we really pregnant? | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1301 | Oh, I see you had lunch without me today. | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1302 | Next time I’ll order the fish. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1303 | I got a cat! | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1304 | have you seen that boar i was saving for breakfast? | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1305 | It will still disagree with you after you eat it. | 1.2464 | 0.04578 | 138 | 111 | 20 | 7 |
1306 | Any tail tales to tell? | 1.2464 | 0.04692 | 138 | 112 | 18 | 8 |
1307 | "You have a quite a tail to tell. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
1308 | Yes, it does taste like chicken. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1309 | No dessert until you finish every last bit. | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1310 | I think you bit off more than you could chew | 1.2463 | 0.04162 | 134 | 104 | 27 | 3 |
1311 | YES, I've just swallowed all his bullshit. | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1312 | There was a time in our relationship when you shared. | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1313 | You’ve got reflux again? | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1314 | Nice hat, Little Prince. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1315 | That's going to spoil your dinner, Phil. | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1316 | Julia Child recommends throwing it in a blender first. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1317 | Didn't your mother tell you to chew your food? | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1318 | Looks like you have a tail to tell. | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1319 | I see you're all ready for winter. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1320 | I guess it's too late to share. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1321 | No Gladys, at this moment I'm not in the mood for a piece of tail. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1322 | I think Saint-Exupéry meant it as a metaphor though. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1323 | I know,I know ...a moment on the lips, a life time on the hips. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1324 | I'm putting my own spin on Turducken | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1325 | Thanks for the invitation but I've already eaten...... | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1326 | No room for dessert, eh? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1327 | How's that keto diet working out for you? | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1328 | Monty, you promised me you’d stick with vegan! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1329 | That was for our guests. Now I have to go get another one. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1330 | I used to do that until I had a gastric bypass. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1331 | I feel like such a pig! | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1332 | Expect bullshit any moment | 1.2453 | 0.04345 | 159 | 129 | 21 | 9 |
1333 | Don’t worry about the horns, it’s the butter fat that will get you. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1334 | As you can see, the diet isn’t going so well. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1335 | It’s always the same - your eyes are bigger than your stomach. | 1.2449 | 0.04588 | 147 | 120 | 18 | 9 |
1336 | I see you won't be wanting dessert. | 1.2448 | 0.04351 | 143 | 114 | 23 | 6 |
1337 | I smell a rat. | 1.2448 | 0.04462 | 143 | 115 | 21 | 7 |
1338 | You really need to start practicing portion control... | 1.2448 | 0.04462 | 143 | 115 | 21 | 7 |
1339 | What can I say? I’m a sucker for barbecue. | 1.2446 | 0.04548 | 139 | 112 | 20 | 7 |
1340 | This last bit's for dessert later. | 1.2446 | 0.04548 | 139 | 112 | 20 | 7 |
1341 | Eating buffalo makes you look fat. | 1.2446 | 0.04548 | 139 | 112 | 20 | 7 |
1342 | You're a lock for Nathan's Hot Dog Competition. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1343 | And yet when I'm in the mood, you always tell tell me, 'It's too big for my mouth.' | 1.2444 | 0.04757 | 135 | 110 | 17 | 8 |
1344 | I’m off carbs | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1345 | Just be honest with me. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1346 | I haven't seen the Lee's kitty and neither have you! | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1347 | That's got heartburn written all over it. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1348 | Really? By the horns? I though it was just an expression! | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1349 | Hair of the dog” doesn’t feel so good right now | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1350 | No, I didn’t eat your lunch | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1351 | This was fun. Let's do it again in 2-3 months. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1352 | I only took one bite. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1353 | Dang it, George, you promised not to eat the last one! | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1354 | It’s just a moo point now. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1355 | Did you see a pig run by? | 1.2436 | 0.04302 | 156 | 126 | 22 | 8 |
1356 | You are still on the Atkins diet I see. | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1357 | Say what you want, that's a lot to swallow. | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1358 | I see that you are saving the best for last. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1359 | Didn’t we agree that it’s Meatless Monday ? | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1360 | You were late so I started without you. | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
1361 | I don't understand it. My boss said he was coming for dinner. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1362 | A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. | 1.2432 | 0.04025 | 148 | 116 | 28 | 4 |
1363 | ...and for dessert? | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1364 | I'll be honest Steve, I think you're going a bit overboard for your 'Little Prince' Halloween Costume. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1365 | I honestly have no idea where you’re pet warthog is. | 1.2432 | 0.04137 | 148 | 117 | 26 | 5 |
1366 | You’re lion to me, again? | 1.2431 | 0.04434 | 144 | 116 | 21 | 7 |
1367 | 'Hey, wanna paint?!' | 1.2431 | 0.04210 | 144 | 114 | 25 | 5 |
1368 | You haven’t seen Farmer Ted’s missing calf, by any chance? | 1.2429 | 0.04286 | 140 | 111 | 24 | 5 |
1369 | I get mine deboned.” | 1.2426 | 0.04366 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
1370 | Too much gluten. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1371 | She hissed at me. I'm still angry. | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1372 | You want fries with that? | 1.2424 | 0.04041 | 132 | 102 | 28 | 2 |
1373 | Well, how am I supposed to milk her now? | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
1374 | Wonder if I can pull it back out. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1375 | No, I am NOT willing to split the bill! | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1376 | You eat the tail, too? | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1377 | You are what you eat, which means I'm a rhinoceros. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1378 | No thanks, I’m trying to watch my figure. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1379 | Be sure to floss. | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1380 | Have you eaten something that disagrees with you? | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1381 | I'll be back in a week, if you're ready to move again. | 1.2418 | 0.04450 | 153 | 125 | 19 | 9 |
1382 | Honey! That was supposed to be for Sunday night dinner! | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1383 | I warned you, Frank: tail first. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1384 | I said halve it, not have it. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1385 | You're such a snake! Why didn't you save me any?! | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1386 | I said DON’T have a cow, man! | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
1387 | I don’t recommend the snapping turtle. They come back up on you. | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1388 | I said I wouldn’t let him run again. | 1.2414 | 0.05284 | 116 | 96 | 12 | 8 |
1389 | All this time I thought being hungry enough to eat a horse was just a saying... | 1.2411 | 0.04602 | 141 | 115 | 18 | 8 |
1390 | Size matters. | 1.2411 | 0.04259 | 141 | 112 | 24 | 5 |
1391 | It’s the tail. You want it? | 1.2411 | 0.04138 | 141 | 111 | 26 | 4 |
1392 | Have you considered chewing? | 1.2411 | 0.04259 | 141 | 112 | 24 | 5 |
1393 | They say the last great jungle boar roams these parts. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1394 | You need to go. One of the best meals I’ve ever had. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1395 | That should be good for six months and a couple of molts. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1396 | You got something stuck on your teeth | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1397 | Sorry I took so long, I was powdering my nose. Shall we order? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1398 | Yeah… I’’m pretty sure that’s not an impossible burger. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1399 | I thought we were gonna go halfsies. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1400 | Seriously, I think this time you’ve bit off more than you can poo. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
1401 | So you did take the bull by the horns. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
1402 | I like a tasty warthog as much as the next guy, but I just can’t eat a whole one. | 1.2406 | 0.04671 | 133 | 108 | 18 | 7 |
1403 | I don't care is your eyes are bigger than your stomach. You have to eat it all, including the tail | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
1404 | Sometimes I have trouble believing that you're really vegan. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
1405 | The Robertsons are going to know you snacked before their dinner party. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1406 | I heard you made a quite a pig of yourself at the luau. | 1.2403 | 0.04894 | 129 | 106 | 15 | 8 |
1407 | You know I hate it when you talk with food in your mouth. | 1.2403 | 0.04894 | 129 | 106 | 15 | 8 |
1408 | What cat? | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1409 | Keto doesn’t seem to be working for me. | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
1410 | No thanks,I don’t have a bit of room for dessert. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1411 | Try not to yawn when they stampede. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1412 | When I said dinner was a tie and tails event, that's not what I meant! | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1413 | I can't believe I ate the thing whole. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1414 | Maybe that mouse appetizer was a mistake? | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1415 | I just ate too much and now I feel like a total cow. | 1.2400 | 0.04302 | 150 | 121 | 22 | 7 |
1416 | But who was he going to vote for? | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1417 | A little earthy at the finish… | 1.2400 | 0.04505 | 150 | 123 | 18 | 9 |
1418 | Oh boy, that’s going to give you some roaring indigestion later! | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1419 | The elephants were just too filling. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1420 | Have you eaten yet? | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1421 | I think you passed the "eat by" date about a week ago. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1422 | Oh great–now what am I going to serve at my bunco party? | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1423 | You know we have dinner reservations at 6:15 right? | 1.2394 | 0.04348 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
1424 | You're going to regret that big meal right before bedtime. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1425 | Looks like someone fed you a bunch of bull. | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
1426 | I think you're lyin' | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
1427 | You’re talking with your mouth full again, honey. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1428 | Don’t try to kiss me with cat breath | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1429 | No way! I'm not gonna pull on that. | 1.2391 | 0.04548 | 138 | 112 | 19 | 7 |
1430 | I don’t mean to be rude Gary, but you’ve got something in your teeth | 1.2391 | 0.04185 | 138 | 109 | 25 | 4 |
1431 | Damn protein shakes | 1.2391 | 0.04548 | 138 | 112 | 19 | 7 |
1432 | Don't slither with your mouth full. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1433 | Hey you look different somehow... Wait a minute, did you put some hair growth formula on your forked tongue? | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
1434 | Don't pretend like you didn't already eat! And we're going to my parents house for dinner tonight! | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1435 | Ugh, Carl, your been eating like, a pig. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1436 | " How was Pamplona?" | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1437 | Sure, I could eat. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1438 | I guess this means you won't be taking me out to dinner tonight for my birthday. | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1439 | Don't you know it's rude to eat lion down? | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1440 | You moron,have you not considered the political consequences of eating the King of the Jungle? | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1441 | No, that looks good in you! | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1442 | Be sure to avoid swimming for at least 30 minutes. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1443 | I think its time for you to shed a few pounds | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
1444 | Darn it, Seymour, I told you to chew your food! | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1445 | No dessert until you finish everything on your palate. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1446 | I swear I ordered you buffalo wings, not baby buffalo! | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
1447 | Can I have a bit of tail? | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1448 | This isn't the answer to your problems. | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 99 | 24 | 3 |
1449 | Wildebeests and watering holes, a match made in heaven if you ask me! | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1450 | Did you just eat a lion or Dolly Parton ? | 1.2381 | 0.05501 | 105 | 87 | 11 | 7 |
1451 | Do you happen to have an antacid? | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
1452 | Got milk? | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1453 | Do you have a long tale to tell? | 1.2381 | 0.04837 | 126 | 103 | 16 | 7 |
1454 | I'll always Remember the Mane | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 99 | 24 | 3 |
1455 | You have a little something on your lip. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1456 | Happiness is a warm puppy. | 1.2378 | 0.04434 | 143 | 116 | 20 | 7 |
1457 | I told you not to fill up on the breadsticks! | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1458 | Something’s different, what’s gotten into you? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1459 | ' Stuffed" happens. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1460 | I think I'll just have the soup and salad...I'm not that hungry now. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1461 | Seems like a lot of bull to me" | 1.2374 | 0.04282 | 139 | 111 | 23 | 5 |
1462 | I told you a camel was too big. | 1.2374 | 0.04519 | 139 | 113 | 19 | 7 |
1463 | Was that today? I’m sorry I already ate | 1.2374 | 0.04158 | 139 | 110 | 25 | 4 |
1464 | That doesn't look like ox-tail soup. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1465 | Now THAT'S a lot of Bull! | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1466 | Looks like the cat got your tongue. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1467 | My doctor says I need more protein | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1468 | Nose to tail eating is all the rage. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1469 | I dunno about ‘King of the Jungle,’ but it is a little rich. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1470 | You decided to bring a carry on?” | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1471 | Back on the Atkins, I see | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1472 | I only asked you to swallow your pride. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1473 | I know you can't talk right now but you can still listen to me talk about my problems. | 1.2368 | 0.04370 | 114 | 89 | 23 | 2 |
1474 | If I remember correctly, I wrap my no arms around your not chest...try coughing. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1475 | The lion sleeps tonight! | 1.2366 | 0.04312 | 131 | 104 | 23 | 4 |
1476 | Sorry, no tongues for me on the first date. | 1.2366 | 0.04030 | 131 | 102 | 27 | 2 |
1477 | A lion? That's a tall tail. | 1.2365 | 0.04219 | 148 | 119 | 23 | 6 |
1478 | I regret offering you a bite. | 1.2365 | 0.03995 | 148 | 117 | 27 | 4 |
1479 | ..and that’s not the end of the tale, is it? | 1.2365 | 0.04219 | 148 | 119 | 23 | 6 |
1480 | King of the Jungle, my ass! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1481 | Battle of the Bulge redux, I see. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1482 | Does this goat make my butt look big? | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1483 | Bro...now you're just showin' off. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1484 | Aren't you going to share? | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
1485 | I’m glad you shaved off his mane before you swallowed him. I’ve heard that long fur can cause bowel issues. | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
1486 | Did 23andMe help explain things? | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1487 | I told you there was something chasing that mouse! | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1488 | Junior, you know you don't get dessert unless you eat ALL of your dinner. | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
1489 | God, you are such a pig. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1490 | You told me it was just a frog in your throat. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1491 | I was just yawning and in he walked. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1492 | I think you should puke and rally | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1493 | I wasn’t being literal when I said others are impressed by what’s on the inside , rather than the outside . | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
1494 | Yeah I’m trying to bulk up too. | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1495 | All bodies are beautiful... and this one is particularly delicious | 1.2357 | 0.04055 | 157 | 126 | 25 | 6 |
1496 | Cat got your tongue? | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1497 | It's supposed to be "Pin the tail on the donkey" | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1498 | That's the last time I let you take my chihuahua for a walk! | 1.2353 | 0.05162 | 119 | 99 | 12 | 8 |
1499 | So it’s true what they say – your body can have any shape you want; it all comes down to your diet." Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX | 1.2353 | 0.04333 | 136 | 109 | 22 | 5 |
1500 | Will you able to digest yourself back to a beach body by next summer? | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1501 | You’re a glutten for punishment ! | 1.2353 | 0.04333 | 136 | 109 | 22 | 5 |
1502 | You always "eat with your eyes," Herbert. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1503 | What tail? That's my tongue. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 136 | 111 | 18 | 7 |
1504 | I didn't think you would literally do it. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1505 | Hang on! I know the Heimlich! | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 136 | 111 | 18 | 7 |
1506 | i don't know what you ate, but it's doing nothing for your figure. | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1507 | You said bison would be healthier! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1508 | Thanks for keeping dinner warm for me! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1509 | So I guess you read Le Petit Prince? | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1510 | Ugh that’s gross, Frank. Stop talking with your mouth full. | 1.2348 | 0.04545 | 132 | 107 | 19 | 6 |
1511 | He really hissed me off! | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1512 | I'm lying down with the lion. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1513 | I bet that you can't finish a pastrami sandwich from Katz's delicatessen. | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1514 | I'm not an idiot, Stanley. I know you're not a hat! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1515 | I thought we’d go for a slither, but I see you’re too occupied. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1516 | You said you weren't hungry | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1517 | But the tail is the best part! | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1518 | Sarah, do you have something you want to tell me? | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
1519 | Did you honestly think that I wouldn’t notice that you ate the whole thing yourself? | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
1520 | It wasn't me. | 1.2342 | 0.04236 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
1521 | Did you swallow a mammal, or are you glad to see me? | 1.2342 | 0.05423 | 111 | 93 | 10 | 8 |
1522 | It's ok,it was free range. | 1.2342 | 0.04038 | 111 | 85 | 26 | 0 |
1523 | I win! You couldn’t eat the whole thing. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1524 | Do I get another guess? | 1.2342 | 0.05270 | 111 | 92 | 12 | 7 |
1525 | Why so quiet, dear? Cat got your tongue? | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1526 | The tail to tell | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1527 | In a china shop is nothing. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1528 | Next time, we’re going out for small bites. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1529 | I told you it wouldn't taste like chicken! | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1530 | Remember, you're also entitled to ONE trip to the salad bar. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1531 | you speak with forked tail | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1532 | I'm taking a week off. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1533 | No swimming for 30 minutes. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1534 | 97...98...99...100! "Coming, ready or not!" | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1535 | He mmouldn’t shtop singing ‘at a-weem-oh-weh shong. | 1.2336 | 0.04178 | 137 | 109 | 24 | 4 |
1536 | Are you sure that's Kosher? | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1537 | Keto diet? | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
1538 | Have you tried the pumpkin spice? | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1539 | Octuplets... | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
1540 | No thanks! I'm a vegetarian. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1541 | I’ll give you some privacy. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1542 | You're just as much of a pig as he was. | 1.2331 | 0.04639 | 133 | 109 | 17 | 7 |
1543 | I wish people would understand that we're the ones who actually invented intermittent fasting. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1544 | should I try the heimlich maneuver? | 1.2331 | 0.04514 | 133 | 108 | 19 | 6 |
1545 | Have you tried coughing it up? | 1.2329 | 0.03893 | 146 | 115 | 28 | 3 |
1546 | You got THAT from Jenny Craig?! | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1547 | No one is impressed at your constant display of conspicuous consumption | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1548 | Thanks for saving some for me | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1549 | Go ahead, start without me. | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
1550 | Now, how exactly am I supposed to do the Heimlich maneuver without arms? | 1.2326 | 0.04735 | 129 | 106 | 16 | 7 |
1551 | The doctor told you… three small meals a day, not one big meal a month. | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1552 | Small snake syndrome. Been there. | 1.2326 | 0.04861 | 129 | 107 | 14 | 8 |
1553 | Is that my paintbrush? | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
1554 | When you say you haven't seen the neighbors' dog, I think you're telling me a tale. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1555 | I hope that was a burp. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1556 | Have you seen that quadraped ? We are having a race and you were the finish line | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1557 | He's the king of feasts now. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1558 | You already ate the wildebeest, so I guess I'll choose truth. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1559 | Back from the safari? | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1560 | Maybe next time you should just have an oxtail soup. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1561 | Chew better. And stop talking with your mouth full! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1562 | Sorry, but that's NOT what I call taking the lion's share | 1.2319 | 0.04022 | 138 | 109 | 26 | 3 |
1563 | You the man | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
1564 | They don't call me Stretch for nothin'! | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1565 | When are you having your colonoscopy? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1566 | Yes, I think it makes your butt look big. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
1567 | See, this is why I gave up beef. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1568 | Yes, I can believe you ate the whole thing! | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1569 | You need to declutter. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1570 | Who's king of the jungle now? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1571 | Not a big Michael Pollan fan, eh! | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1572 | I swear that tail thing will make me go vegetarian. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1573 | You've got something between your teeth. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
1574 | I hear nose-to-tail dining is all the rage these days. | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
1575 | So, curiosity did kill the cat? | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1576 | You must rein in your diet. This one is still hunting for truffles. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1577 | I had him at hello. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1578 | I don’t think many people at the halloween party will understand the hat reference | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1579 | When Ted said you had no gag flex, he wasn't kidding. | 1.2313 | 0.04324 | 147 | 120 | 20 | 7 |
1580 | You’ve got a tiger by the tail it’s plain to see. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1581 | I needed some hair of the dog. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1582 | Your stomach is bigger than your eyes. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1583 | Yes, water buffalo calf DOES make you look fat. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1584 | Hank, I tell you this as your friend - you're getting serious boar belly. Maybe cut back on the pork? | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
1585 | Watching you eat makes me want to go vegan. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1586 | I recommend the wild boar. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1587 | Bob! Eating the bull wouldn’t stop a bull market. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1588 | Con Leche? | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
1589 | I didn’t think this through… | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1590 | You know, i think i’d like a salad. | 1.2308 | 0.04151 | 104 | 80 | 24 | 0 |
1591 | That’s New York for you. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1592 | Smart way to floss! | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
1593 | I think you are taking this whole Fasting/Indulgence thing too far. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
1594 | I typically find the tail the toughest part. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
1595 | Would you like a napkin? | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
1596 | The brutal indigestion you’ll get from that is instant karma. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
1597 | You’re going to need to eat more fiber. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
1598 | At least it’s organic” | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
1599 | It’s not what you think! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1600 | You promised me we'd have dinner together tonight. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1601 | Heads and tails. I win. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1602 | I mean, you don’t not look like a hat | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1603 | I like what you've done with your hair | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1604 | If you tell me it tastes like chicken, I’ll know it’s bull. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1605 | I think I am blessed with a much faster metabolism. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1606 | Welcome to East Meadow. Anything to declare? | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1607 | Portion control has never been my strength | 1.2296 | 0.04064 | 135 | 107 | 25 | 3 |
1608 | Pepto? | 1.2296 | 0.04695 | 135 | 112 | 15 | 8 |
1609 | Is that a tiger in your tank? | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
1610 | So what is this 'chewing' I keep hearing about | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1611 | Lose your dentures again? | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1612 | Didn't you get enough tail yesterday? | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1613 | Luckily for you, it won't go straight to your thighs. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1614 | I actually just cut red meat out, otherwise I would have loved to have a Lady and the Tramp moment with you. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1615 | These cats make a deadly oversimplification between non-poisonous and harmless. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1616 | You such a pig, Bruce | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1617 | I thought that we agreed to cut back on red meat. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1618 | That’s one way to stop them from charging. | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
1619 | You knew my mother was making lasagne tonight, didn't you? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1620 | Curious George, in a lion costume for Halloween. Surprisingly, he WAS a good little monkey. | 1.2292 | 0.04376 | 144 | 118 | 19 | 7 |
1621 | We agreed on a vegan diet. | 1.2292 | 0.03907 | 144 | 114 | 27 | 3 |
1622 | Hey, Phil - have you seen my emotional-support warthog? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
1623 | It's the last one I swear! | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1624 | You should chew 50 times before swallowing! | 1.2290 | 0.04275 | 131 | 105 | 22 | 4 |
1625 | Hey, we were supposed to do lunch! | 1.2290 | 0.04542 | 131 | 107 | 18 | 6 |
1626 | Oh Oscar! Now you'll never be able to fit into that new skin for the party! | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
1627 | It's the parallelogram of life. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1628 | I thought you were feline-intolerant! | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1629 | A moment on the lips; your colon slowly rips. | 1.2286 | 0.04342 | 140 | 114 | 20 | 6 |
1630 | Sorry I'm late, did you order yet? | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1631 | Game on! | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1632 | Cat got your tongue again? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1633 | They say in your lifetime at least a dozen of them will crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1634 | I’m going to need Pepto Bismol plus plus! | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1635 | I have no idea where he is! | 1.2281 | 0.04139 | 114 | 89 | 24 | 1 |
1636 | The diet's going well, why do you ask? | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1637 | What's up . . .your tongue got the cat? | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1638 | Does this make my ass look big? | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
1639 | This is "low carb", right? | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
1640 | Ya, it's the tail end of my Keto diet. | 1.2278 | 0.04005 | 158 | 128 | 24 | 6 |
1641 | Did you have lunch without me? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1642 | Your dating profile said you are a vegan... | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1643 | I was supposed to meet my friend here. Have you seen him? Pointy ears, humped back, tufted tail... | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1644 | The airline was going to charge me a fortune for an extra bag but I managed to do this. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1645 | You look like a hat! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1646 | I think its more than GERD | 1.2276 | 0.04734 | 123 | 101 | 16 | 6 |
1647 | He started it. | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1648 | Omeprazole. Try Omeprazole. | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1649 | Is that the tail end of a king-sized meal? | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
1650 | That’s quite a mouthful! | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
1651 | Yeah, my eyes were a little bigger than my stomach. | 1.2273 | 0.04071 | 154 | 125 | 23 | 6 |
1652 | We’re snakes. We ALWAYS bite off more than we can chew. | 1.2273 | 0.04014 | 110 | 85 | 25 | 0 |
1653 | But how do we really know it was grass fed? | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1654 | You sure did take on a mouthful! | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1655 | It's not my fault I never saw "Lady and the Tramp"... | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
1656 | So let me get this straight. You put the lime in the coconut,and then what? | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
1657 | Don’t worry! I know the Heimlich maneuver! | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1658 | Rare medium… but mostly rare. Pretty rare… rare. | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
1659 | 'Hakuna matata'? Strange last words. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
1660 | We're not splitting the check. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
1661 | The Little Prince needed me to model for his drawing of a hat | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1662 | No dear,I didn’t snack before dinner. Why do you ask? | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
1663 | Ok, but no slithering for at least an hour." | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
1664 | It's not that I doubt your ability to eat a cow, it's just that I find it a bit hard...to swallow. | 1.2266 | 0.04602 | 128 | 105 | 17 | 6 |
1665 | I agree, it’s much easier if you don’t grab it by the tail first | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
1666 | If I chew, it messes with my intermittent fasting! | 1.2266 | 0.04602 | 128 | 105 | 17 | 6 |
1667 | You’ve got to eat the tail too or you lose the bet. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1668 | Oh please, you think I can't tell when you have cheated on your diet? | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
1669 | So who is the king of the jungle now? | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1670 | You’ll swallow anything! | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1671 | You could have had a V8. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1672 | Ah! The tail tells the quarry! | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1673 | Yeah, I allow myself a cheat meal every now and then, but otherwise am totally plant-based.” | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1674 | Do you have anything to drink? | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1675 | Who ate the last mammal in the fridge?! “nwot mwe. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1676 | Tell me the truth, do you think the rhinoceros I ate makes me look fat? | 1.2260 | 0.04211 | 146 | 119 | 21 | 6 |
1677 | What did I tell you about not chewing? | 1.2260 | 0.04211 | 146 | 119 | 21 | 6 |
1678 | Your tongue looks funny. It must've been something you ate. | 1.2260 | 0.04211 | 146 | 119 | 21 | 6 |
1679 | The end piece is always a little tough | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1680 | You're not going to pass as an elephant on Halloween. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1681 | Its a long story, but the end of the tail is the best part. | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
1682 | You're not planning to race tomorrow? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1683 | I see you've gotten over your TMJ. | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
1684 | FYI,his mom is following me. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1685 | Clarence, everyone knows that picture from the little prince, you look pretentious | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1686 | Will you be needing a takeout box, sir? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1687 | Seems like a lot of work for a t-shirt and a plaque on the wall. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1688 | I’m just irritated you didn’t think to ask if I was hungry. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1689 | Now might be a good time to start intermittent fasting. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1690 | I save the best part for last too. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1691 | So for a little more money, they threw in the waggy tail? | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1692 | What happened,Cat got your tongue? | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1693 | This is the best part. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1694 | That's the taste of bullshit, Steve. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1695 | Sorry I thought you were coming to dinner tomorrow night! | 1.2252 | 0.04114 | 151 | 123 | 22 | 6 |
1696 | Bummer Aesop isn’t here | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1697 | Have you seen my pet pig? | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1698 | Talk about swallowing your prides | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1699 | Again with the eyes bigger than the stomach | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1700 | I'm sure your pet will show up in a couple days. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1701 | You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
1702 | You ate like a pig.” | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1703 | I take it our lunch date is off. | 1.2245 | 0.04072 | 147 | 119 | 23 | 5 |
1704 | What’s the matter, George…did your tongue get the cat? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1705 | The Little Prince suggested that I keep my tongue out so I’m not mistaken for a hat. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1706 | So, no knife and fork! | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1707 | As a matter of fact, I am still doing Atkin's. How'd you know? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1708 | Well, this is what happens when you gulp your food down so fast! | 1.2241 | 0.04077 | 116 | 91 | 24 | 1 |
1709 | A little gamey, I'm not gonna lie. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1710 | I think swallowing a camel was a mistake. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1711 | Does this cow make my ass look fat? | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1712 | I'm trying the Keto diet" | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1713 | See my tweets on bloating and slinking. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1714 | It’s an elephant, right? | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1715 | I like the way animals scratch my belly from the inside. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1716 | Now that's what I call a piggyback! | 1.2239 | 0.04574 | 134 | 111 | 16 | 7 |
1717 | Turns out my eyes were not bigger than my stomach. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1718 | Don't go swimming for three days. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1719 | No kissing on the first date | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
1720 | Olivia, you look absolutely engorgeous today! | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1721 | Oh, you're doing Extreme Keto. I was reading about that online. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1722 | I have read great reviews about this place on Gulp. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1723 | Yes, my name is China Shop. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1724 | I told you, SMALLER BITES!!. | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
1725 | About time you took the bull by the horns. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1726 | ...And s-s-some little piggies don't come home. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1727 | Come on. When I saved you just the tail it was a lobster | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1728 | I think it is trying to say something. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1729 | Is your reflux acting up? | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1730 | I feel like you are hiding something from me. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1731 | You’re a pig. | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
1732 | Did you get that from Whole Foods? | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
1733 | Would you care to see the desert menu? | 1.2231 | 0.04125 | 130 | 104 | 23 | 3 |
1734 | No, we are not going to have a "Lady and the Tramp" moment. | 1.2231 | 0.04267 | 130 | 105 | 21 | 4 |
1735 | You’re gonna rock the hot dog eating contest! | 1.2231 | 0.04667 | 130 | 108 | 15 | 7 |
1736 | This explains why you’ve been having indigestion. | 1.2230 | 0.04215 | 139 | 113 | 21 | 5 |
1737 | i may be bulking right now,but shedding season is gonna be so brutal | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1738 | Ok, so let's do lunch again in - what? - eight, ten weeks? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1739 | Really? Dinner's in an hour and your eating that? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
1740 | So much for tonight's tap dancing lesson. | 1.2222 | 0.04027 | 135 | 108 | 24 | 3 |
1741 | Bull! You went off your diet again! | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1742 | I heard Barnum and Bailey put out a $10,000 reward for anyone that an find their lion and I could use the money, old friend. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
1743 | Dude, grass-fed beef is not the same thing as vegan. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1744 | You should curb your enthusiasm. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1745 | You need to floss Bob | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1746 | I don't think Tums will help this time! | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
1747 | No, I haven't put on a few pounds. | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
1748 | If you eat them face first, you don't have to floss. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
1749 | What can I say,I'm a member of the clean plate club! | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 126 | 100 | 24 | 2 |
1750 | I know it's lion 'cause your lips are moving. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
1751 | It's a tail tale sign you overate | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1752 | Anyone you know? | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1753 | I almost ate the whole thing. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1754 | idiot! it's PIG in a python! | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1755 | I tried Red Bull. Nothing happened so far | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1756 | Is this not one of those all you can eat jungles? | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1757 | this is just a hat | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
1758 | What?!? I didn’t know warthog isn’t kosher | 1.2222 | 0.04027 | 135 | 108 | 24 | 3 |
1759 | That answers my heads or tails question. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1760 | Stanley! You told me you were dieting! | 1.2214 | 0.04309 | 140 | 115 | 19 | 6 |
1761 | How come we're not called the Kings of the Jungle? | 1.2214 | 0.03799 | 131 | 103 | 27 | 1 |
1762 | Nah, that's OK, I'll just make a sandwich. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
1763 | I’ve told you before, it’s rude to speak with your stomach full. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1764 | Don't you feel uncomfortable after all that lion? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1765 | Bessey? Haven’t seen her. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
1766 | Tastes just like chicken... | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
1767 | My doctor advised me to cut back on fast food. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1768 | Don't blame me when that comes back on you. | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
1769 | Chew, then swallow is so overrated. | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
1770 | Good god, you look like a house | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1771 | Did you just eat my emotional support pig? | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
1772 | I mean I get it but, gross. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
1773 | Portion control | 1.2212 | 0.04119 | 113 | 89 | 23 | 1 |
1774 | Should I assume you don't have room for dessert? | 1.2212 | 0.04119 | 113 | 89 | 23 | 1 |
1775 | Tastes like chicken? | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1776 | You lie here lying about the lion. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1777 | It's rude to talk with your mouth full. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
1778 | That's why most of us stick to rodents" | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1779 | I can eat a lot more with my new sporked tongue | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1780 | They're like pistachios. You can't eat just one. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
1781 | Gee, I hope that Rhino Virus isn't catching. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
1782 | No fair! You had the lion's share of lunch!" | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
1783 | Looks like you caught the the tail end of the bull market. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
1784 | Don't you just hate it when food gets stuck between your fangs | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
1785 | You said you were trying to lower your cholesterol, Rick! | 1.2205 | 0.04017 | 127 | 101 | 24 | 2 |
1786 | I’’m sorry, but I have to cancel our dinner plans for tonight. | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
1787 | How’s your GERD, Lenny? | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
1788 | Well! I did ask him nicely to share that American cheeseburger... | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
1789 | Watch out for the ones with horns. I'm not looking forward to eliminating this one. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
1790 | Have you considered how much your health would benefit if you bccame a vegetarian? | 1.2203 | 0.04016 | 118 | 93 | 24 | 1 |
1791 | Dammit, Chuck, it’s always the whole lion with you, never just the share!” | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
1792 | I think I've figured out who keeps stealing my lunch from the fridge, Frank. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1793 | I thought the doctor told you no more fast food. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1794 | Yeah, yeah. Chew my food. I know. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1795 | We'll know in 24 hours whether you "won" or not! | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1796 | I hope you don't have any fine china in there. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1797 | And I thought "I'm so hungry I could eat a cow" was just a figure of speech. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1798 | I’m catching the tail end of happy hour? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1799 | It's been a hard month for my diet, okay? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1800 | You say your red, inflamed throat attracted him and he charged? | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
1801 | Well, you’re paying the lion‘s share of the dinner bill. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1802 | I like it rare | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1803 | No, no. I’m fine… really. Another opportunity will come along. | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
1804 | Do I look Fat? | 1.2197 | 0.04475 | 132 | 109 | 17 | 6 |
1805 | Hey, have you seen Mabel? | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1806 | You haven’t by any chance seen a mad cow, have you? | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1807 | These halloween customs are more filling that I thought | 1.2195 | 0.04088 | 123 | 98 | 23 | 2 |
1808 | And you wonder why your reflux is so bad. | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
1809 | I love a fresh steak | 1.2195 | 0.04088 | 123 | 98 | 23 | 2 |
1810 | Hey, I could eat a horse is just a saying. | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
1811 | Did you schedule your bariatric surgery? | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1812 | he took it lion down | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1813 | Sorry but no tongue kissing on the first date | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1814 | I have a sudden urge to go to a china shop. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1815 | You’re so full of bullshit. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1816 | Frankly, I think "unhinge" is a disgusting word. | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
1817 | I thought you were cutting down on red meat. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
1818 | I guess you expect me to eat the whole tiramisu now! | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
1819 | Where'd you grow up? In a barn? | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
1820 | You have to stop eating such big things, you’re starting to become unhinged. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1821 | Oh, but you must try the oxtail! | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
1822 | Holy cow, Monty. | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
1823 | I'm feeling gelato... you? | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
1824 | you are what you eat, i guess | 1.2185 | 0.04798 | 119 | 99 | 14 | 6 |
1825 | So you didn't approve of my new girlfriend then. | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
1826 | There are no sacred cows | 1.2185 | 0.03987 | 119 | 94 | 24 | 1 |
1827 | Bite your tongue! | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
1828 | Hey Mike, why is your lunch screaming “Hakuna Matata”? | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
1829 | It was a split second decision, chewing was out of the question. | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
1830 | And the more I eat the bigger he gets and the louder he snores”’ | 1.2185 | 0.03987 | 119 | 94 | 24 | 1 |
1831 | I thought we ordered to share | 1.2185 | 0.03987 | 119 | 94 | 24 | 1 |
1832 | You went to Lion King and didn’t get me anything?! | 1.2185 | 0.04798 | 119 | 99 | 14 | 6 |
1833 | You've outdone yourself. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1834 | Good to see you flossing after meals. | 1.2183 | 0.04254 | 142 | 117 | 19 | 6 |
1835 | Don’t tell me, let me guess what’s gnu. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1836 | It started out small, but was wearing a MAGA hat . . . | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1837 | You'll break the record if the tail keeps twitching for just one more day. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1838 | 'Ya see Ted, there's two kinds of folks in this world. Some of us are happy with just the wings, and some of us gotta eat the whole buffalo' | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1839 | Hey! I thought you agreed to go vegan with me! | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
1840 | Therein lies a tail...any minute now. | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
1841 | I've always said that we 'should take the bull by the tail' and not the horns. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
1842 | Very chic how that elephant brings out all those 'Little Prints' on your skin. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1843 | I'm leaving you, Frank. I'll give you a moment to digest. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1844 | The tail tells a tale. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
1845 | I know.....it's hard to rattle when you're full. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
1846 | Break a leg | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
1847 | It was getting cold, honey | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
1848 | My throat feels a little sore. Hope its not covid! | 1.2177 | 0.04517 | 124 | 102 | 17 | 5 |
1849 | YOU ATE MY WHOLE FAMILY! | 1.2177 | 0.04517 | 124 | 102 | 17 | 5 |
1850 | Boy you really are a glutton. | 1.2177 | 0.04660 | 124 | 103 | 15 | 6 |
1851 | Rhino. I haven't seen him. | 1.2177 | 0.04370 | 124 | 101 | 19 | 4 |
1852 | You swallowed it when it was sleeping and now you’re actually surprised it’s growling. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1853 | Are you sure you are getting enough fiber? | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1854 | I can't tell you how many times that's worked for me. "Ever been sucked off by snake?" They just have no idea how wide our unhinged jaws can get. First, they're psyched we're taking in the whole rod, and before they know it, Boom! Inside a snake. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1855 | Did you eat the whole thing again? | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1856 | That's the last time I go to that all-you-can-eat buffet. | 1.2174 | 0.04332 | 138 | 114 | 18 | 6 |
1857 | You could have just asked me for some floss. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1858 | Hey, check out the gift I received from my PBS pledge. It's an original signed Bob Ross" | 1.2174 | 0.05060 | 115 | 97 | 11 | 7 |
1859 | God will not be happy. He told you Adam was not for dinner. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1860 | That is going to hurt when it comes out the other end. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1861 | That lunch makes you look fat. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
1862 | What happens when he wakes up? | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1863 | I don't think that's how bull fighting works. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1864 | So much for "sharing is caring." | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1865 | Sorry I'm late. Made a quick stop at Pets R Us. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1866 | I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1867 | I think you may have a Hiatus Hernia. | 1.2168 | 0.03987 | 143 | 116 | 23 | 4 |
1868 | A slightly spiced relish with a splash of vodka now will make exquisite your pleasure when finally you finishing that tail. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1869 | No, portion sizes were good, but the execution was… primitive. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1870 | Please!!! Grab the tail and pull with everything you've got!!! | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1871 | I saved the tail for you. | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1872 | You've got something stuck between your teeth. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1873 | So this Intermittent Fasting really working out for you? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1874 | It’s sweet of you to offer, but I never eat leftovers. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1875 | Your new whole foods diet is a little ridiculous | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
1876 | My eyes were bigger than my stomach; want some?? | 1.2164 | 0.04015 | 134 | 108 | 23 | 3 |
1877 | Enjoy. Lion after 8pm gives me the toots. | 1.2164 | 0.04414 | 134 | 111 | 17 | 6 |
1878 | Would you like a to-go box? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1879 | Been to the bull market, I see. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1880 | So nothing is shareable. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1881 | Wait, I mean I call heads. I call heads! | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1882 | You wanna taste? | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1883 | This is gonna be worse than the day after Taco Tuesday. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1884 | I call bullshit. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1885 | Where’s Johnny? | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1886 | Now I see why your stomach is always growling. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1887 | You said there'd be food? | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1888 | There’s some room at the udder end. | 1.2162 | 0.05339 | 111 | 95 | 8 | 8 |
1889 | I didn't really eat him. He just likes a warm place to take a nap. | 1.2160 | 0.04338 | 125 | 102 | 19 | 4 |
1890 | Can't talk . . . I'll get back to you next week. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1891 | Hide-and-seek is no fun with you two. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1892 | My sonogram shows a boy and a girl. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1893 | Its amazing what you can eat on Weight Watchers! | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1894 | Why did you ask me to split dinner if you were just gonna turn around and eat the lions' share? | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1895 | ‘Now you got to wait an hour before you swim’ | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1896 | The cat really got your tongue this time, Stan | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1897 | I think I saw him go that way. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1898 | How about a little tail? | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1899 | How was the mane course? | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1900 | It would’ve eaten me! | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1901 | Soon they’ll be extinct | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1902 | Whole foods really do cost an arm and a leg | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1903 | You should have saved some room for dessert. | 1.2152 | 0.03630 | 158 | 127 | 28 | 3 |
1904 | I take it you’re not watching calories. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1905 | Impressive, Earl. I like cats but can rarely finish a whole one. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
1906 | I think you're taking this 'raw diet' thing too literally... | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1907 | Camels are a bit harder than rodents. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1908 | Steven! That was supposed to be for everyone! | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1909 | You might as well eat it all. You're getting stretch marks anyway. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1910 | You have a knack of biting off more than you can chew. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1911 | Maybe we'll just have a salad for dinner | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1912 | Didn't your mother teach you to cut your food before eating it? | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1913 | I guess it's too late to ask for a bite of that." Ellen Mansueto, Silver Spring, M | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1914 | I thought we were going vegan? | 1.2149 | 0.04577 | 121 | 100 | 16 | 5 |
1915 | I guess your eyes are not bigger than your stomach | 1.2149 | 0.04265 | 121 | 98 | 20 | 3 |
1916 | My DNA test said I had some camel in me. | 1.2149 | 0.04577 | 121 | 100 | 16 | 5 |
1917 | Like they say: you are what you eat! | 1.2149 | 0.04100 | 121 | 97 | 22 | 2 |
1918 | Hey, I was gonna eat that! | 1.2149 | 0.04725 | 121 | 101 | 14 | 6 |
1919 | I lost my pet, Buster. Have you seen him? | 1.2149 | 0.04577 | 121 | 100 | 16 | 5 |
1920 | I like your new look. | 1.2149 | 0.04265 | 121 | 98 | 20 | 3 |
1921 | And on the 8th Day, the Serpent in the Garden begat the 'vegan diet cheat meal.' | 1.2149 | 0.04265 | 121 | 98 | 20 | 3 |
1922 | I find it cleanses the palate. | 1.2149 | 0.05008 | 121 | 103 | 10 | 8 |
1923 | It's January 3rd! | 1.2148 | 0.04124 | 135 | 110 | 21 | 4 |
1924 | Though uncomfortable, at least your caloric needs are met for the next five years. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1925 | Maybe it’s His way of saying you should stick to selling apples.” | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
1926 | Too bad. I’ve heard the tail is the best part. | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
1927 | We were casually talking about going for Tapas and a drink and I just snapped ! | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
1928 | There's a great new steakhouse around the corner...it's all-you-can-eat! | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1929 | Your eyes were ALWAYS bigger than your stomach! | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1930 | I thought that I told you not to eat between meals! | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1931 | I stand corrected. Your stomach IS bigger than your eyes. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1932 | Looks like somebody forgot to chew their food again | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1933 | He was just lyin' there so I ate him. | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1934 | I get it now. I thought it was a hat ! | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
1935 | Wafer thin mint? | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1936 | Oh, I thought it was called the Garden of Eatin'! | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1937 | And I say you're full of it | 1.2138 | 0.04057 | 145 | 119 | 21 | 5 |
1938 | Conspicuous yet filling. | 1.2137 | 0.04198 | 131 | 107 | 20 | 4 |
1939 | I've decided to go vegan. Eating a whole cow was really wreaking havoc on my digestive system, and it doesn't look like it's doing you too much good either. | 1.2137 | 0.03755 | 131 | 104 | 26 | 1 |
1940 | I've never seen a tail like that on a pig either. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1941 | I assume we won't be going to the dance tonight. | 1.2137 | 0.03806 | 117 | 92 | 25 | 0 |
1942 | Mom warned us about having a cow. | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
1943 | I hate it when I overeat at Thanksgiving. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1944 | Never bite the tail, they go wild. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
1945 | “My advice is: get a CatScan, and see if it can safely be removed.” | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
1946 | That’s not your finger, and I’m not going to pull it! | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1947 | Finishing your dinner, or are you just glad to see me? | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
1948 | I'm sorry! I was fed up with his anti-choice bullshit! When he started in with me again about his definition of "viability," I just snapped! | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1949 | What hump? | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1950 | The tell-tale tail. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
1951 | They wake up at night,you know? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1952 | Your jaws must be sore. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1953 | So much for your 'live and let live' spiel | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
1954 | Did you bring any digestive enzymes? | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
1955 | What, is that all you ate? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1956 | I saved room for dessert, I promise. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1957 | That's what you get for swallowing more than you can chew. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1958 | You always take the lion’s share. | 1.2131 | 0.03901 | 122 | 97 | 24 | 1 |
1959 | Do you have a toothpick? | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
1960 | Is that organic? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
1961 | A baby bison? I find that hard to swallow | 1.2131 | 0.03901 | 122 | 97 | 24 | 1 |
1962 | Leo? No, I haven't seen him, why do you ask? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
1963 | . Not often you catch Dolly Parton asleep. | 1.2131 | 0.04831 | 122 | 103 | 12 | 7 |
1964 | How does it taste? | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
1965 | did you get that in the Garden of Eden | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
1966 | I suppose you're going to tell me you didn't eat the apple either. | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
1967 | Adam and Eve ate all the apples. I had to settle for a hot dog. | 1.2130 | 0.04171 | 108 | 86 | 21 | 1 |
1968 | I said try ‘Keto’, not ‘cattle.’ | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
1969 | You said you just wanted a taste. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1970 | Well Jeff, that is not what they mean by "whole food diet" ! | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
1971 | No, I haven’t seen your opossum. Why do you ask? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1972 | My mom suggested Atkins but I just can’t get myself to commit. | 1.2128 | 0.04002 | 141 | 115 | 22 | 4 |
1973 | I think I see the problem | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1974 | wow the entire GOP in one bite? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1975 | That’s nothing, last week Greg ate everyone in the park | 1.2128 | 0.05634 | 94 | 80 | 8 | 6 |
1976 | Yep, he never saw it coming. | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
1977 | Never eat lion down! | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
1978 | You're so lucky. I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
1979 | I promise my diet will start tomorrow. | 1.2124 | 0.03865 | 113 | 89 | 24 | 0 |
1980 | No wonder you have high cholesterol. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1981 | This is what happens go and cat around all night. | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
1982 | Be honest, were you really that hungry or were you just bored? | 1.2124 | 0.04064 | 113 | 90 | 22 | 1 |
1983 | You ate a hat, right? | 1.2123 | 0.03913 | 146 | 119 | 23 | 4 |
1984 | Doggone, Bill! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1985 | Next time curb your appetite during our mating season will you? | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
1986 | You're supposed to chew 32 times. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
1987 | No more than you can chew! No more than you can chew, dammit! | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
1988 | I’m more of a chicken man myself | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1989 | Hey, you told me you were a vegan! | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
1990 | No it was just a snack I promise. | 1.2119 | 0.03965 | 118 | 94 | 23 | 1 |
1991 | How long before the bull comes out on the other side? | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
1992 | Yeah, it tastes like chicken. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1993 | That's what you call sharing? | 1.2117 | 0.04567 | 137 | 116 | 13 | 8 |
1994 | You're going to pay for that in the morning! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1995 | ...and people wonder why you can't train a snake to use a toilet. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1996 | If you need to go poo,there are bushes behind you. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1997 | I guess that's why they call it impossible meat? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1998 | We were supposed to share that. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1999 | Simba? Never heard of him. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2000 | I just ate so my stomach shouldn't be growling. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2001 | I thought we agreed to eat less red meat… | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2002 | That's not gluten free, Mabel... | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2003 | Where'd you get the asparagus? | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2004 | Mmmph flmmpf mMmpth! | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2005 | I like tail. Can I have a bite? | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2006 | Haven't you eaten enough? | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2007 | Thought I ordered a dinner for two. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2008 | It’s not as obscure as you think, David. Everyone’s read Exupery. | 1.2113 | 0.03717 | 142 | 114 | 26 | 2 |
2009 | I guess your stomach WAS as big as your eyes! | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2010 | I got you something, but it's a surprise. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2011 | I can't wait to hear your burp! | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2012 | Not much, what's gnu with you? | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2013 | One less roaming buffalo! | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2014 | OK, you stand in the light, and I’ll tell ya if it’s Max or Hazel. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
2015 | So where’s the beef? | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
2016 | The most unusual thing is I'm way too short to be a python | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
2017 | A lion? Seriously? | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
2018 | Which one didn't bite the apple? | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2019 | It’s a new Bob Ross technique | 1.2109 | 0.04388 | 128 | 106 | 17 | 5 |
2020 | GERD again? | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
2021 | Teach me.. what does it entail? | 1.2105 | 0.04032 | 114 | 91 | 22 | 1 |
2022 | It's repulsive how you don't play with your food. | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2023 | ...and therein lies the tale... | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
2024 | Now I know why you swallowed that fly | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2025 | That meal is going right to your hips! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2026 | I'm a hat. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2027 | Dave, buddy, this is really not how intermittent fasting works. | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2028 | What? Today’s a cheat day. | 1.2105 | 0.04032 | 114 | 91 | 22 | 1 |
2029 | Is this the end of the tale? | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2030 | Now, you've just gone and spoiled your appetite for dinner! | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
2031 | Are you sure that you eat the head first? | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
2032 | I shouldn’t have had all that bread | 1.2101 | 0.04112 | 119 | 96 | 21 | 2 |
2033 | I'm on a liquid diet. | 1.2101 | 0.04755 | 119 | 100 | 13 | 6 |
2034 | There's no nice way to tell you: you got something in your teeth." (sorry for my bad english 🙈🇮🇹 | 1.2101 | 0.04112 | 119 | 96 | 21 | 2 |
2035 | To tell you the truth, I thought this would be more like that scene from Lady and the Tramp. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2036 | test caption | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2037 | Larry! You're grossing me out. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2038 | Humans make me feel so bloated | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2039 | Heyyyy! You went to the new “All You Can Eat Buffet!” | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2040 | The diet says I can eat like a cow for 10 minutes a day | 1.2100 | 0.05183 | 100 | 84 | 11 | 5 |
2041 | My throat is hoarse. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2042 | You take the tail, then we get cappuccinos and dessert. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2043 | So their stuff is really fresh at Whole Foods? | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2044 | Ferdinand, you ain’t foolin’ anyone with that snake costume. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2045 | I like the rhinoplasty. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2046 | You eat yet? | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2047 | save room for dessert ok? | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2048 | C’mon It’s cheat day! | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2049 | Hey, you were "lion" about "halfsies" at dinner! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2050 | Oh, it’s “Take-Out Only” there now? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2051 | 'Nose-to-tail' doesn't mean in one sitting. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2052 | « Stop with this tail! Can’t you get the job done once and for all ! » | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2053 | I'm so sick of your bullshit. | 1.2093 | 0.04070 | 129 | 105 | 21 | 3 |
2054 | I've been craving beef lately. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2055 | Hard to say. The tail's too long for a pig and we know the editors wouldn't have allowed a devoured dog cartoon. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2056 | Whose oxtail recipe did you use? | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2057 | Remember-you can't go swimming for at least 45 minutes." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2058 | WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO SHARE? | 1.2091 | 0.03895 | 110 | 87 | 23 | 0 |
2059 | They are too endangered! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2060 | Got room for dessert? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2061 | Only got one down in the lion-eating contest, huh? | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2062 | I know it's cliche, but it really does taste like chicken. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2063 | I didn’t know you were expecting twins | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2064 | 'Nope, haven't ssseen the Lion King, yet' | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2065 | My transformation is temporary your majesty. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2066 | Some date! You started out piggish, now you're just a big boar. | 1.2090 | 0.03681 | 134 | 107 | 26 | 1 |
2067 | Don’t be mad but I forgot to pick up the TUMS | 1.2090 | 0.03830 | 134 | 108 | 24 | 2 |
2068 | It's not even Halloween yet, and you're already warming up for the holiday feasts. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2069 | You're going to need a gastroenterologist AND a chiropractor. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2070 | I still can’t believe you’re getting $400 a night for that space on Airbnb. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2071 | Have you tried a laxative? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2072 | No. I doubt it's Beyond Meat. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2073 | Hey, Fred…the cow got your tongue? | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
2074 | No I think it’s fine, mom won’t notice. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
2075 | It looks like you are having trouble finishing your meal. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
2076 | Can I at least have a piece of tail? | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
2077 | Couldn't clean up your plate? | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
2078 | That's quite a tail but I just don't swallow it. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
2079 | You've been cheating on your diet again,haven't you? | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
2080 | No,you guess! | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
2081 | You had to eat it all in one gulp, you? You snake! | 1.2087 | 0.04001 | 115 | 92 | 22 | 1 |
2082 | This is even more impressive than the time you ate the baboon. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
2083 | I didn’t realize you would be home so early… | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
2084 | You already ordered? | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
2085 | I knew he was a hump before and after I took him in. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2086 | You do realize that you're going to have a lot of saggy skin to shed after you lose that weight? | 1.2083 | 0.04568 | 120 | 100 | 15 | 5 |
2087 | Why didn't you tell me? | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
2088 | I should have ordered the half portion. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2089 | I'll be back in a jiff with our dessert menu. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2090 | Maybe I should have explained what I meant by "I'm not hungry right now." | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2091 | I still see the tail, so you owe me fifty bucks. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2092 | I hope you saved your room for dessert | 1.2083 | 0.03906 | 120 | 96 | 23 | 1 |
2093 | I ate the whole thing, I’m not lion! | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2094 | You’ll know it’s time when the Little Prince pulls out his little pencil again.” | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2095 | You've got a little piece of spinal cord in your teeth. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2096 | You know the stories in the Little Prince are just meant to be metaphorical? | 1.2083 | 0.04865 | 120 | 102 | 11 | 7 |
2097 | I thought the bull market was closed this year. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2098 | Nice hat. | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2099 | King of the Jungle. LOL. | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
2100 | Did you see that son, a whole cow in one swallow. | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2101 | It's great! It's the pig of the month plan. | 1.2080 | 0.04443 | 125 | 104 | 16 | 5 |
2102 | I think I ate the whole thing! | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
2103 | Now you know what childbirth feels like, Ed. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2104 | I packed food for a long trip. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2105 | Would you like a hippo for dessert? | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2106 | Are you sure this is HIS nineth life? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2107 | If you regurgitate, don't come crying to me. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2108 | I've just started the aspen diet. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2109 | You think we can get a refund on your gastric bypass procedure? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2110 | The vegan thing didn't work out, then? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2111 | I’m boar’d. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2112 | Somebody didn't chew thirty two times before swallowing! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2113 | Well what do you think? Did I get the S-s-s-s-s-seasonings right? | 1.2079 | 0.04058 | 101 | 80 | 21 | 0 |
2114 | I see you got dinner already | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2115 | I should also stock up in case there's another pandemic. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2116 | gooooooal!! | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2117 | It's actually a hat | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2118 | You got room in there for one more? | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2119 | Are you going to eat all that? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2120 | I know fast food restaurants are easier, but I'm off bread. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2121 | You've got a little smutchz of tail on your left chin. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2122 | Saving the best part for last? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2123 | Ok, so no halfsies? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2124 | All the nutrients are in the tail. | 1.2075 | 0.03958 | 106 | 84 | 22 | 0 |
2125 | Tail first Bob. TAIL first! | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2126 | After lunch let's sleep for March and April and see if the menu changes. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2127 | Don't you point that silly little thing at me like that! | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2128 | I think I've figured out intermittent fasting. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2129 | Don't bother to deny it. You have a telltail sign of what happened to our dinner. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2130 | You're doing that snout to tail thing, but in just one meal! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2131 | Bob, you got it backwards again. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2132 | I offered to take a splinter out of his foot. that's how! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2133 | I thought it was supposed to be an elephant. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2134 | Run. His mother is coming. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2135 | So you ate without me huh? Lemme guess, Raccoons Tartare? | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2136 | I thought we had plans for lunch this week! | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2137 | Tell the truth, does this warthog make me look fat? | 1.2071 | 0.03860 | 140 | 114 | 23 | 3 |
2138 | Just back from Yellowstone? | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
2139 | You can't fool me. I know you didn't swallow a hat. It's an elephant. I read the Little Prince you know. | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2140 | Bet you've got a tale to tell. | 1.2069 | 0.04155 | 116 | 94 | 20 | 2 |
2141 | Hey, where's the beef? | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2142 | There's something you aren't telling me. | 1.2069 | 0.04155 | 116 | 94 | 20 | 2 |
2143 | Evolution my little friend . It’s the future! Next thing : Thumbs !! | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2144 | You've become unhinged. | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2145 | Why did you eat in advance? We're going to the everglades for dinner! | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
2146 | You are one big hog, hog! | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
2147 | How many WeightWatchers points is that? | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
2148 | But aren’t you lactose intolerant? | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
2149 | What a tail you have to tell your kids! | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
2150 | I ate like… a King this morning! | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
2151 | The whole thing? That's a lotta bull! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2152 | Wow Sssslink....sorry i doubted you are king of the jungle | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2153 | I bet he has worries now | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2154 | It's paleo. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2155 | The tail end is always disappointing. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2156 | So what did you have for breakfast? | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2157 | Can I have your leftovers? | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2158 | It's not water weight! | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2159 | I was just tempting him to eat the apple. Then he did! So I ate him! | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2160 | You don't happen to have a Tums do you? | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2161 | What did I tell you about eating too much meat. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2162 | Less taste, more filling | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2163 | Wow, that was jaw-dropping. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2164 | New york real estate is crazy. I’m paying 2300/month for this snake | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2165 | You have to start chewing your food, Frank | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2166 | Don't lie to me. I can see the tail sticking out your mouth. | 1.2061 | 0.04157 | 131 | 108 | 19 | 4 |
2167 | Indigestion - Really!? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2168 | I was driving on the opposite lane | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2169 | No,no. On you it looks good. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2170 | I have a different understanding of keto. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2171 | Your lack of sharing is difficult to swallow. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2172 | Quit hogging all the food. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2173 | And you want me to believe he just ran off? | 1.2057 | 0.04331 | 141 | 119 | 15 | 7 |
2174 | Just relax, the paramedics are on their way. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2175 | Big cat got your tongue? | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
2176 | Potatoes Lionaise | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2177 | Quiet, good credit, professional job — he's the perfect tenant. | 1.2056 | 0.03925 | 107 | 85 | 22 | 0 |
2178 | Say, have you seen my son's toy buffalo? | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2179 | Your diarrhea will be explosive. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2180 | Getting a little tail? | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2181 | Yes, you can buy stretch mark cream over the counter. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2182 | Got my tongue elongation from the top Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2183 | I looked at that, but it didn’t come with the hot sauce or the ranch dressing. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2184 | So, Larry, how’s that vegan thing going? | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2185 | ‘Lucky you, built in dental floss’ | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2186 | I hate to tell you, buddy, but with what you just consumed, your cholesterol is going to go sky high, and the indigestion...forget about it, too late." | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2187 | Cowabunga | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2188 | I wish I could give you a hand. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2189 | Seen Bowser lately? | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
2190 | And next you’ll tell me that you don’t want any supper. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2191 | I told you when you ordered it that it was meant for two. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2192 | Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to let your eyes be bigger than your stomach? | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2193 | So, Ed, have you seen Piglet around? He owes me money. | 1.2051 | 0.04467 | 117 | 97 | 16 | 4 |
2194 | Thanks for sharing | 1.2051 | 0.04124 | 117 | 95 | 20 | 2 |
2195 | One more, we play chess. | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
2196 | You always overdo it on cheat day. | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
2197 | How was your Yellowstone vacation? | 1.2051 | 0.04467 | 117 | 97 | 16 | 4 |
2198 | It' s just more of your bullshit. | 1.2051 | 0.04629 | 117 | 98 | 14 | 5 |
2199 | King of the Beasts, my Ass! | 1.2051 | 0.04629 | 117 | 98 | 14 | 5 |
2200 | Don’t ask… I just got hungry! (Hawthorn, age 7) | 1.2051 | 0.04124 | 117 | 95 | 20 | 2 |
2201 | You look like you have that dull, heavy, after eating feeling. | 1.2051 | 0.04467 | 117 | 97 | 16 | 4 |
2202 | I always pig out after an intermittent fast | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
2203 | *Muffled* "You two and your games of hide and seek have gotten out of hand". | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2204 | You're just a sight gag. Without a gag reflex. | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2205 | that'd give me indegestion | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2206 | Honey, don't talk with your mouth full. | 1.2045 | 0.04400 | 132 | 111 | 15 | 6 |
2207 | Wanna do this ‘Lady and the Tramp’ style, or…? | 1.2045 | 0.04129 | 132 | 109 | 19 | 4 |
2208 | I like to stay at fighting weight. | 1.2045 | 0.03986 | 132 | 108 | 21 | 3 |
2209 | The old folks home--there's tons of 'em! | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2210 | I had a big lunch and I am just dragging this afternoon. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2211 | Looks more like a Republican to me | 1.2044 | 0.04031 | 137 | 113 | 20 | 4 |
2212 | He asked directions to the snake park, and I said I'd give him a lift. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2213 | Aaach, I should know better; I can't eat Mexican. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2214 | This is why I don't eat fast food! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2215 | I'm telling you, you're going to have one bad case of indigestion. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2216 | You definitely need tall grass to be a successful snake in the grass. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2217 | You look nothing like a hat | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2218 | I would have . . . But it’s obvious there wasn’t enough to share. | 1.2042 | 0.03940 | 142 | 117 | 21 | 4 |
2219 | You'll look a lot better when those stretch marks clear up. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2220 | Mother always taught us to share! | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2221 | And here I go, thinking we were in this thing together. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2222 | You'll spoil your appetite. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2223 | Have you considered probiotics? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2224 | That vixen,Eve,got me turned on to apples " | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2225 | I see you've been reading The Little Prince. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2226 | I know you did. I just want to know why. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2227 | What, you ate already? | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
2228 | I thought that we agreed to go plant-based this week. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2229 | First the endoscopy, then the Jalopy. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2230 | Do you have any idea of the cholesterol level in a steak that rare? | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2231 | Making gnu friends is so hard. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2232 | I guess you got the lion's share. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2233 | Time for a Tums? | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2234 | I hope you don’t get offended by a little constrictive criticism. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2235 | We agreed to do this vegan thing together, Frank! | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2236 | Look’s like you have a tiger by the tail. | 1.2037 | 0.05054 | 108 | 92 | 10 | 6 |
2237 | He didn’t say trick or treat, so I picked for him. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2238 | Let's get together in a few weeks after you've digested everything. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2239 | Hey! *I* was supposed to meet Simba for brunch! | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2240 | That all-protein diet’s making you look like gnu. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2241 | Have you seen my Christmas ornament box anywhere? | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2242 | Slow casual | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2243 | I’d grab dinner with you but I’m full for the next few weeks | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2244 | Mark? Haven’t seen him. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2245 | What you need is Plop Plop Fizz Fizz | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
2246 | I only ate half. | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
2247 | You could have waited for the election results before dethroning the king. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2248 | That was a fun time, but please, no more party tricks. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2249 | I had a fresh ham for lunch | 1.2035 | 0.03805 | 113 | 90 | 23 | 0 |
2250 | Shall we split the bill? | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2251 | Good luck in the morning. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2252 | It’s even more keto if you eat it whole | 1.2035 | 0.04007 | 113 | 91 | 21 | 1 |
2253 | For the last time, I didn't eat your food. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2254 | Tails you win. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2255 | I guess I didn't understand what you meant when you said you couldn't wait to have dinner with me. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2256 | Why didn't you leave me some of that barbecue pork? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2257 | Disregard my dinner invitation. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
2258 | What? Cat got your small intestine?” | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2259 | you were right when you said it was all good. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2260 | I thought you were on a diet. | 1.2033 | 0.04465 | 123 | 103 | 15 | 5 |
2261 | tastes like chicken with more of a bite | 1.2033 | 0.04156 | 123 | 101 | 19 | 3 |
2262 | Do you want a taste? | 1.2033 | 0.03992 | 123 | 100 | 21 | 2 |
2263 | I haven’t been very successful giving up beef. | 1.2033 | 0.04465 | 123 | 103 | 15 | 5 |
2264 | The tail is not the best part, Harold. | 1.2033 | 0.04612 | 123 | 104 | 13 | 6 |
2265 | I warned you not to eat it all at once. | 1.2031 | 0.04203 | 128 | 106 | 18 | 4 |
2266 | 'Yes, I do remember the slogan, "Beef. It's what's for dinner." ' | 1.2031 | 0.04347 | 128 | 107 | 16 | 5 |
2267 | You’re REALLY going to regret that in the morning | 1.2031 | 0.04486 | 128 | 108 | 14 | 6 |
2268 | Did you leave room for the dessert I made ? | 1.2031 | 0.04054 | 128 | 105 | 20 | 3 |
2269 | I'm thinking of going vegan. | 1.2031 | 0.04054 | 128 | 105 | 20 | 3 |
2270 | You’ve got a little something on your chin. | 1.2030 | 0.04100 | 133 | 110 | 19 | 4 |
2271 | Can't tell you how many times that's happened to me. | 1.2030 | 0.03959 | 133 | 109 | 21 | 3 |
2272 | ‘“There are two wolves inside us” is just a metaphor.’ | 1.2030 | 0.04100 | 133 | 110 | 19 | 4 |
2273 | King of Beasts,my ass.... | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2274 | I thought you were getting a salad. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2275 | So you plan to be a camel for hollowen | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2276 | For Buffalo, it wasn’t very spicy!!! | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2277 | This is exactly why I'm a vegetarian. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2278 | I guess you are not up for brunch... | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2279 | Didn't your mother tell you to always take little bites? | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2280 | Did the cat get your tongue? | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2281 | Buffalo? Ouch! Those hoofs are murder on the stomach! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2282 | There was an old snake who swallowed a bull...Perhaps they're full! | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2283 | When I told him to dive in head first that's not what I meant. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2284 | You've got it wrong again! The game is cat and mouse and not cat in mouth! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2285 | Boaring! | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2286 | Thanksgiving is coming. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2287 | For winning at "pin the tail" on the donkey - No way! | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2288 | Hungry?? That's a lot of bull. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2289 | You always eat the best part first | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2290 | Yum! Where did you get a two-humped (Bactrian) camel? | 1.2020 | 0.04056 | 99 | 79 | 20 | 0 |
2291 | That’s a shame. The tail is the best bit. | 1.2020 | 0.04056 | 99 | 79 | 20 | 0 |
2292 | It looks like you’re on that new diet. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2293 | Angus or Wagyu? | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2294 | Bill! You went to the range without me? | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2295 | Oh my god, they killed Kenny! | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2296 | I’d walk a mile for a Camel. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2297 | It’s my cheat month | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2298 | fell asleep on the subway with my mouth open. | 1.2020 | 0.04056 | 99 | 79 | 20 | 0 |
2299 | I take it you'll just be chillin' this winter? | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2300 | He said, "Bring it on." Want some? | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2301 | I hope no-one waves a red cape behind you. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2302 | Looks like he tasted good until you got to the end! | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2303 | This is the last time I swallow a hot dog without mustard. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2304 | We'll, what do you do for a lingering tickle in your throat? | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2305 | I'm tailing you the truth! I did NOT eat that cow!! | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2306 | That's an absolutely fascinating tale. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2307 | I don't believe you. You speak with a lion tongue. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2308 | I thought you were allergic to cats! | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2309 | Ah, I sssseee the tell tail sssign | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2310 | How do you know you're naked? | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2311 | Hey Norm, you've got something in your teeth. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2312 | So technically, it's mostly water weight. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2313 | I always loved The Little Prince | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2314 | I told you not to grab the bull by its horns! | 1.2018 | 0.04692 | 114 | 96 | 13 | 5 |
2315 | Harold! That was our last Key Largo wood rat! | 1.2018 | 0.04524 | 114 | 95 | 15 | 4 |
2316 | Is that the cat's meow? | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2317 | Hey, if I get one we can have a pride parade! | 1.2018 | 0.04524 | 114 | 95 | 15 | 4 |
2318 | I saved you the last bite! | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2319 | Oh c'mon, Ralph. I put my name on it. | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2320 | Have you seen the warthog I left on the counter? | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2321 | You had to go back for seconds, didn't you? | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2322 | Don’t worry … I believe yo | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2323 | So, how many cheat days did you have this week? | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2324 | No,of courth it’th not my tongue. | 1.2016 | 0.04126 | 124 | 102 | 19 | 3 |
2325 | I've got a bit of a sore throat. It must be that flu going around. | 1.2016 | 0.04126 | 124 | 102 | 19 | 3 |
2326 | I said bring back buffalo sauce. Buffalo SAUCE! What’s wrong with ya? | 1.2016 | 0.03872 | 129 | 105 | 22 | 2 |
2327 | I never said I was a vegetarian, Lois!! | 1.2016 | 0.04026 | 129 | 106 | 20 | 3 |
2328 | That's just a lot of bull. | 1.2016 | 0.04026 | 129 | 106 | 20 | 3 |
2329 | How long before you're colonoscopy is over? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2330 | Right now I hate that I'm vegan. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2331 | It’s a cheat day. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2332 | Wild boar really brings your spots out. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2333 | Any regrets? | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2334 | Wow. That was a lot of bull! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2335 | Well, there goes your cholesterol sky high. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2336 | Once again...your eyes were bigger than your stomach | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2337 | Pig out? No. In | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2338 | Well I figured if I ate a endangered species I would become a double endangered one. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2339 | I think you ate too much! | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2340 | Your tummy is still growling | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2341 | You're not sharing? | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
2342 | I think you’re gonna need to work that off. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2343 | I said you can only be king if you swallow a whole lion, and I can still see the tail. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2344 | Don’t choke! | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2345 | Hurry up! If they see that tail, they’ll know it was you! | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2346 | Really, Harold! I send you out to catch a tiger by the toe, and you come back with a water buffalo by the tail! How can we show up at Eve and Adam’s with that? | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2347 | But I hate asparagus | 1.2000 | 0.04544 | 125 | 106 | 13 | 6 |
2348 | Big meals always leave me with a lisp. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2349 | You always get the lion's share of lunch | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2350 | Bully for you. | 1.2000 | 0.03609 | 145 | 118 | 25 | 2 |
2351 | What about ox-tail soup? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2352 | I thought I told you I am tired of your lion eyes! | 1.2000 | 0.04399 | 125 | 105 | 15 | 5 |
2353 | They’re better roasted | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2354 | When I said "go whole hog", I mean how to live life | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2355 | It's a rescue | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2356 | Dear did you take your pills? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2357 | Geez Colin, you always fill up on whatever's on the first Dim Sum cart. | 1.2000 | 0.04250 | 125 | 104 | 17 | 4 |
2358 | Eat it all; there are little vipers starving in China. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2359 | I just couldn’t take being a Vegan anymore. | 1.2000 | 0.03935 | 125 | 102 | 21 | 2 |
2360 | Impossible burgers just don't do it for me. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2361 | I'd recommend Pepto-Bismol | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
2362 | Toothpick? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2363 | So he bet me... | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2364 | It's the emmissions that are hard to swallow | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2365 | I’d be lion if I didn’t admit I feel full. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2366 | Oh, it's a French bistro called "Le Petit Prince." | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2367 | Eating local is becoming more difficult than I thought. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 85 | 68 | 17 | 0 |
2368 | The neck is just empty calories. | 1.2000 | 0.05136 | 105 | 90 | 9 | 6 |
2369 | I don’t know where you put it.” | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2370 | Wherein lies the tale? | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2371 | Cough it up man - you know I called heads. | 1.2000 | 0.04684 | 125 | 107 | 11 | 7 |
2372 | How did you get hairs to grow on your tongue? | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2373 | Because, see he couldn’t draw the buffalo | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2374 | How's them ribs? | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
2375 | They were all out of horse…. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2376 | Coming home late again, smelling of lion? My mother was right: once an eater always an eater. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2377 | It started out as a kiss. How did it end up like this? | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2378 | Yeah I gave up my shopping addiction; but now I can’t seem to say no to an ‘all you can eat’ buffet. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2379 | You've put on so much weight since we last met | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2380 | Glad I got here before the tail end. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2381 | Just because it's technically keto doesn't mean.. | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
2382 | For the last time it wasn't me who ate your dinner. I'm on a diet. | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2383 | Extra rare. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2384 | You told me we couldn’t get lunch because you were fasting! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2385 | At home, he would have been cooked on the range. | 1.1984 | 0.04066 | 126 | 104 | 19 | 3 |
2386 | Way to show 'em that some invasive species are more useful than others. | 1.1984 | 0.04066 | 126 | 104 | 19 | 3 |
2387 | Gary! We had those reservations for months! | 1.1983 | 0.04331 | 121 | 101 | 16 | 4 |
2388 | I don't know, man. I always feel better after throwing up. | 1.1983 | 0.04331 | 121 | 101 | 16 | 4 |
2389 | Okay, it's not really tongue. But the answer is still no. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2390 | Again? I TOLD you to start from the tail. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2391 | Now that’s what I call a Pig Out! | 1.1983 | 0.04617 | 116 | 98 | 13 | 5 |
2392 | It looks delicious. Send me the recipe. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2393 | I'm going to start that cleanse first thing tomorrow. | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
2394 | You’ve got the lion by the tail. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
2395 | I just 'yawned'! | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
2396 | If it was just a paintbrush you wanted, you should have eaten a mouse | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
2397 | Let me guess, Dinner got away. | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2398 | Can you share your ox tail recipe? | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
2399 | You deserve indigestion for chasing tail. | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2400 | One more reason to be a vegan. | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2401 | Keto or not, calories are calories Milo | 1.1982 | 0.04758 | 111 | 94 | 12 | 5 |
2402 | Buffet, why? | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
2403 | It was a two-for-one special | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
2404 | Good story, but something else will be roaring in the morning. | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2405 | I see you’re on the Attenborough diet. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2406 | I'm waiting for an elephant. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2407 | It’s a turtle. I forgot to shell it. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2408 | That’s taking steak tartare to a new level. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2409 | Bite me. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2410 | I guess your eyes weren't bigger that your stomach after all. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2411 | Now, who’s the king of the jungle baby? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2412 | Sorry - it’s not scarier than the elephant. You really do just look like a hat. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2413 | I know you want to be a hat for Halloween,but you just look like a boa constrictor that swallowed an elephant. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2414 | I said “a corned beef on rye!” | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2415 | It's just that I hate eating leftovers, you know? | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2416 | Seriously, your implant looks so good. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2417 | The mens room , Where is it ? | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2418 | It's great at first, but then it has to come out. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2419 | What the hell is a Bluetooth? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2420 | How about a piece of tail? | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2421 | It’s ok, I had a light lunch. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2422 | Some like to pig out. I like to pig in. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2423 | Pardon? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2424 | Am I allowed to say bull scat in a cartoon? | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2425 | Oh really? You haven’t eaten in weeks? That’s bull. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2426 | Saint-Exupéry...ever heard of him? | 1.1977 | 0.04320 | 86 | 69 | 17 | 0 |
2427 | No, I didn't eat the lunch you packed and left in the fridge, Bob. Why do you ask? | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2428 | I know we can eat like cows…but not actually eat one! | 1.1969 | 0.03879 | 127 | 104 | 21 | 2 |
2429 | You better not let the tail wag the dog | 1.1969 | 0.04336 | 127 | 107 | 15 | 5 |
2430 | Not bison again, Leonard. Now you have to go to that campground for some Pepcid. | 1.1969 | 0.04336 | 127 | 107 | 15 | 5 |
2431 | Can I interest you in seeing the dessert menu? | 1.1967 | 0.04299 | 122 | 102 | 16 | 4 |
2432 | HA! I win!! | 1.1967 | 0.03971 | 122 | 100 | 20 | 2 |
2433 | what?! It's my cheat day! | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2434 | My mother taught me to never bite off more than I could chew! | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2435 | Good for you; you took the bull by the horns! | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2436 | Hey! I called dibs on the last lion | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2437 | Oh Bull who said I was on a diet! | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2438 | Did you read the serving size? | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2439 | You’re so selfish George, does it never occur to you that I might be hungry too? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2440 | At first it sounded like you had a frog in your throat. | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2441 | Are you on grass? | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2442 | I wish you had an after dinner mint | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2443 | Have you seen my friend, Leo? | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2444 | you want to share some tail | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2445 | Hope your phone plan covers roaming! | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2446 | I see you're at the tail end of the carnivore diet craze. | 1.1964 | 0.04545 | 112 | 94 | 14 | 4 |
2447 | We eat our own (Trumpers)... | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2448 | I promise, I really got the vegan option this time. | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2449 | I think you look like a hat | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2450 | Yef - If mafes talfing a liffle hard. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2451 | I think I'm going to pay for this when I have to go potty tomorrow. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2452 | That’s not what I meant when I said ‘let’s pig out’. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2453 | Oversnacking again! | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2454 | Was she as tasty as she looks? | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2455 | I said glutton,not gluton. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2456 | It's pretty obvious that you've abandoned your "No Gnu diet", Clarence. Your cholesterol is going to be off the scale tomorrow! | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2457 | I see the tail but the dog's not wagging! | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2458 | I’m vegan. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2459 | I need a couple Maalox. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2460 | Hiding your mistress in your stomach is not going to work this time. | 1.1961 | 0.05221 | 102 | 88 | 8 | 6 |
2461 | Next time I get the bright idea of din din at the All You Can Eat Buffet stop me. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2462 | Yes,I think you should wait a half an hour before you go swimming. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2463 | I was saving that for the potluck tomorrow! | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2464 | I hope that wasn’t Chinese take out, you’ll be hungry again in a couple of hours. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2465 | This was the last time asked you to look after my pet! | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2466 | I’m on a see-boar diet | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
2467 | Oxxxxxxxxx tailsssssss… always worth the wait. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2468 | I don’t see a hat. I only see a friend who is crying out for help. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2469 | I told you I was so hungry I could eat a cow! | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2470 | When that big meal makes you fall asleep, I’m going to eat you. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2471 | There's a crumb on your lip. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2472 | The mane was the hardest part to swallow... | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2473 | I take it the negotiations are going well. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2474 | A minute on your lips and a lifetime on your hips. Oh wait, no hips. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2475 | Holy cow... Looks like you’ve swallowed more than you can chew! | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2476 | Are you humming Hakuna Matata? | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2477 | Apparently that was the last one of its kind on Earth. | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2478 | I like your new fashion statement | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2479 | I see it's the tail end of dinner. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2480 | Cat got your linguam bisulcam? | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2481 | Never eat in bed. | 1.1955 | 0.04197 | 133 | 112 | 16 | 5 |
2482 | It seems you bit off more than you can chew. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2483 | …and the problem with this Paleo diet is that 3 months later you’re hungry again. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2484 | Have you seen Dave? | 1.1954 | 0.04276 | 87 | 70 | 17 | 0 |
2485 | King of the jungle, I don't think so! | 1.1953 | 0.03852 | 128 | 105 | 21 | 2 |
2486 | What do you mean 'I never share'? | 1.1951 | 0.03942 | 123 | 101 | 20 | 2 |
2487 | We agreed not to snack before the buffet. | 1.1951 | 0.03942 | 123 | 101 | 20 | 2 |
2488 | Olé! | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2489 | One bite at a time | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2490 | ”You going to eat that? | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2491 | Where's EVE | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
2492 | My financial advisor said to prep for the next bull market. | 1.1949 | 0.04214 | 118 | 98 | 17 | 3 |
2493 | Do you remember what it was? I can't make heads or tails of it. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2494 | Holy cow, I think your eyes are bigger than your stomach” | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2495 | So, what did the lion eat? | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2496 | You gotta digest most of it before you get to the good stuff. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2497 | He was vegetarian, not a big deal to digest | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2498 | Unicorns are endangered Ralph! | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2499 | Ceci nes't pas un chapeau, obviously. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2500 | Rat buffet was half price. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2501 | Mom always said to chew your food one hundred times before swallowing. | 1.1944 | 0.04046 | 108 | 88 | 19 | 1 |
2502 | You speak with forked tongue | 1.1944 | 0.04046 | 108 | 88 | 19 | 1 |
2503 | What do you mean we don't hibernate down here in the South? | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2504 | No,I haven’t seen your little friend Pooh… | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2505 | Chuck has a massive chip on his shoulder | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2506 | Wow, you really can swallow a lot of bull on this job. | 1.1944 | 0.04826 | 108 | 92 | 11 | 5 |
2507 | So now what? No sex for 2 weeks? | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2508 | Quit gulping your food, will ya? | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2509 | My mom always gave me green tea. One sugar, no lemon. | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2510 | My therapist told me to find new coping strategies. | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2511 | Honestly? I think there's just too much pork in the bill. | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2512 | Where will you be spending your digestion? | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2513 | Do you know what happened to Antoine de Saint-Exupery? | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2514 | I still think it would have been easier to flip a coin. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2515 | Thanks for saving me the last bite. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2516 | Does my rear end look fat? | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2517 | Nope Son, there's no food here either. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2518 | Seriously Frank? This is your solution to the ferrel pig situation? | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2519 | It must have been something I ate. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2520 | Like my new tongue? | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
2521 | I told you it would go straight to your hipsssss. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2522 | Quiet, he’s still asleep. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2523 | I told you not to chew. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2524 | Are you sure it said gluten free? | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2525 | Well I guess hide and seek is over now. Thanks Carl. | 1.1935 | 0.04077 | 124 | 103 | 18 | 3 |
2526 | Eating a cow! You know your lactose intolerant." | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2527 | I think I ate too much. Do you have anything for indigestion? | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2528 | Give me a ring when you are up for something. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2529 | It's a B&B win-win. It gets a bed for the night, and you get breakfast in the morning. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2530 | Let me explain what is meant by the phrase "eat me". | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2531 | Curiosity gets them every time. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2532 | Call me when you need some suppositories." | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2533 | I know, I know.... I'll just start my diet next year. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2534 | Wow! But if you don’t actually have the enzymes for those horns, they are going to be worse than a brick! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2535 | Try leaving some room for dessert. | 1.1935 | 0.04077 | 124 | 103 | 18 | 3 |
2536 | I’m just doing my part to fight methane gas emissions. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2537 | This is why I went vegan, bill. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2538 | „It’s not what it looks like. We‘re just friends, I swear.“ | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2539 | When will you quit hogging?! | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2540 | I thought you said you were switching to a plant based diet for lent? | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
2541 | I hope you took your Prilosec. | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
2542 | It's the same for me - after a steak dinner feels like I have to lay around for a week! | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
2543 | Ha ha, I got it first! | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2544 | Sorry I'm late, I stopped off after work for some rodents. | 1.1933 | 0.04008 | 119 | 98 | 19 | 2 |
2545 | My eyes are bigger than my stomachs. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2546 | Not another word about interest rates | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2547 | Therein lies a tale. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2548 | Thanks for the invitation but I've already had Christmas dinner. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2549 | I told you you'd like the free-range meats from Whole Foods. | 1.1930 | 0.04642 | 114 | 97 | 12 | 5 |
2550 | This whole day has me buffaloed” | 1.1930 | 0.04471 | 114 | 96 | 14 | 4 |
2551 | It's bison not buffalo! | 1.1930 | 0.03916 | 114 | 93 | 20 | 1 |
2552 | So how is that raw paleo working out for you | 1.1930 | 0.04294 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
2553 | The rules say is you cannot get the tail all the way in, you lose. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2554 | I understand you like it RARE | 1.1927 | 0.04604 | 109 | 92 | 13 | 4 |
2555 | My friends told me you were full of bull but I didn't take it literally. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma | 1.1927 | 0.04604 | 109 | 92 | 13 | 4 |
2556 | What? I'm on a low carbs diet. | 1.1927 | 0.04013 | 109 | 89 | 19 | 1 |
2557 | Yes, I have a big mouth.. | 1.1927 | 0.04013 | 109 | 89 | 19 | 1 |
2558 | Ooooh--let's do the scene from "Lady and the Tramp!" | 1.1927 | 0.04959 | 109 | 94 | 9 | 6 |
2559 | What a load of bull | 1.1927 | 0.03795 | 109 | 88 | 21 | 0 |
2560 | This isn't what I had in mind when you told me, "Just one bite." | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2561 | Just a little bite, please, oh please. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2562 | So . . . what ya got there? | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2563 | Honestly, two tails is a good look on you. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2564 | It’s bedtime and your mouth is full so no good night hiss. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2565 | Can I have oxtail? | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2566 | Sure you have lots of scales, but you need a digital one. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2567 | How did you manage to swallow the cat head first? | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2568 | You know that saying, "Don't bite off more than you can chew . . ." | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2569 | I've got heartburn. Have you got any antacid? | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2570 | Don't lecture me about portion size. They only come in one size. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2571 | You lie like a snake in the grass. I know you had a snack! | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2572 | Would you kindly barf up half of that cow so we can feed the kids? | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2573 | I figured if I'm going to do intermittent fasting, I might as well bulk up with a cow. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2574 | Dude, I still have stretch marks from the chicken! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2575 | How do you put up with the bullshit? | 1.1923 | 0.04243 | 130 | 110 | 15 | 5 |
2576 | Elephant or donkey? | 1.1923 | 0.03883 | 104 | 84 | 20 | 0 |
2577 | Thank you! That Aslan guy never stopped talking. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2578 | You are full of bull! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2579 | Have you seen my kitty" | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2580 | I won the coin toss" | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2581 | I’ve been tailing you for days. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2582 | Yeah, I know, but I forgot to eat breakfast | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2583 | When I said have a cow already, I didn't mean eat one! | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2584 | Was that you burping or something else? | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2585 | Perfect — dinner is always the best time for me to talk to you. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2586 | Now you're only 50% snake. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2587 | Can I offer you some Buffalo tale | 1.1917 | 0.04315 | 120 | 101 | 15 | 4 |
2588 | No dessert until you finish. | 1.1917 | 0.03797 | 120 | 98 | 21 | 1 |
2589 | Yeah, you need either a napkin or a longer digestive tract. | 1.1915 | 0.04016 | 141 | 119 | 17 | 5 |
2590 | In like a lion, out like a lamb" was just a saying -- just like we wouldn't bite the same guy twice | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2591 | What was your famous oxtail stew recipe again? | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2592 | I saved you the tail. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2593 | You always put on weight over the holidays. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2594 | You’re going to spoil your dinner! | 1.1913 | 0.04604 | 115 | 98 | 12 | 5 |
2595 | He wouldn’t stop talking about CrossFit | 1.1913 | 0.04435 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
2596 | Therrs uh coupuh mow stanning by tha tree, if ya huurry. | 1.1913 | 0.04435 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
2597 | He wouldn't stop singing Hakuna Matada. | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
2598 | C’est le petit elephant | 1.1913 | 0.04924 | 115 | 100 | 8 | 7 |
2599 | You should start eating more sloths! Don't you know fast food is bad for you? | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2600 | Dude, I said let's each do a line! | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2601 | Didn't I tell you to chew before you swallow? | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2602 | Did you eat my left overs? | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2603 | Maybe you should think about becoming a vegetarian. | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2604 | Oh, Monsieur, it is wahfer thin. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2605 | I’ve got a belly full of his talk! | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2606 | Really George? You know we're going out for dinner tonight! | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2607 | Has the cat got your tongue?” | 1.1909 | 0.04917 | 110 | 95 | 9 | 6 |
2608 | You've got some food in your teeth. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2609 | Can you burp it out? | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2610 | You know, don't you, that we're out of Mylanta? | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2611 | Do this. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2612 | I think this time, the cat will not come back. | 1.1905 | 0.04310 | 84 | 68 | 16 | 0 |
2613 | I see you went with "Fedora" for halloween! | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2614 | How did you possibly eat that lion?!!??" "Bgulb... | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2615 | Your big mouth struck again. | 1.1905 | 0.03851 | 105 | 85 | 20 | 0 |
2616 | I'm not scary. I'm a hat. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2617 | I'm not upset that you ate my snack, I just want you to promise I can watch it pass. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2618 | Are you sure intermittent fasting is working for you? | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2619 | There you go destroying the bull market again. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2620 | what the hell was that | 1.1905 | 0.04323 | 126 | 107 | 14 | 5 |
2621 | That was meant for tonight's dinner party. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2622 | No, I will not reenact that scene from “the lady and the tramp” | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2623 | Did you start the paleo diet? | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2624 | No it's not a Mane Course, i was just peckish while waiting. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2625 | I like it - Picasso | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2626 | Not hungry any more, thanks. | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2627 | He really was a mouthful, huh? | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2628 | Are you cheating on me? | 1.1901 | 0.03948 | 121 | 100 | 19 | 2 |
2629 | I warned you not to eat too fast, don't ask me antacids later | 1.1901 | 0.03948 | 121 | 100 | 19 | 2 |
2630 | How do you do it? Beef is so hard to digest. | 1.1901 | 0.03948 | 121 | 100 | 19 | 2 |
2631 | I told you, you couldn't swallow the hole thing. | 1.1901 | 0.03948 | 121 | 100 | 19 | 2 |
2632 | Again, you bit off more than you can chew! | 1.1901 | 0.04118 | 121 | 101 | 17 | 3 |
2633 | Don't lie... tell me what you did to Adam and Eve! | 1.1901 | 0.04118 | 121 | 101 | 17 | 3 |
2634 | Tums or MiraLAX seems to works best for me. | 1.1901 | 0.04440 | 121 | 103 | 13 | 5 |
2635 | Care for some desert?" | 1.1901 | 0.03769 | 121 | 99 | 21 | 1 |
2636 | So much for evolution. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2637 | No Herschel, I don't believe you ARE committed to a vegan lifestyle. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2638 | They say curiosity killed the cat but I'm pretty sure this time it was me. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2639 | I have seen it on The Little Prince and I haven't looked back since. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2640 | Ooh, I hate when that happens: you don't really want the whole thing, but once you get started, there's no way to stop. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2641 | Now you want to share? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2642 | I did NOT make a pig of myself | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2643 | I'm not unclogging the toilet for you later on. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2644 | You might want to rethink that keto diet. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2645 | You said you didn’t want anything–I’m not sharing. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2646 | Hold on, sorry, cat got my tongue. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2647 | Man, it's hard enough without a monkey on your back. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2648 | The hair always makes me bloated. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2649 | And you said I was gullible? | 1.1897 | 0.04400 | 116 | 98 | 14 | 4 |
2650 | I forgot to take the shopping bags. | 1.1897 | 0.04045 | 116 | 96 | 18 | 2 |
2651 | That meal is going to stay with you for awhile | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2652 | It started out as a simple disagreement on whose mouse it was. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2653 | You've confirmed You're full of Bull. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2654 | A Lion, seriously? No, it's a Wildebeest. And besides, it's not like I ate him, he just ran in while I was yawning. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2655 | I don’t think I can be with someone who eats with his mouth open. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2656 | Nah, you'll have your appetite back in a month or so. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2657 | Have you seen my lion friend Timmy? | 1.1894 | 0.04184 | 132 | 112 | 15 | 5 |
2658 | Aha, looks delicious! | 1.1892 | 0.04150 | 111 | 92 | 17 | 2 |
2659 | I see you had a great office party. | 1.1892 | 0.04150 | 111 | 92 | 17 | 2 |
2660 | You are soooo boarish! | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2661 | A bactrian I presume? | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
2662 | Well,aren't *you* looking like the cat that swallowed the canary! | 1.1892 | 0.04527 | 111 | 94 | 13 | 4 |
2663 | What, you didn’t hear me ask for a to-go box? | 1.1892 | 0.04150 | 111 | 92 | 17 | 2 |
2664 | This season's leisure clothes have AMAZINGLY comfortable stretch fabric, Gladys. If I was still in Lululemon you'd see every horn and hoof of my breakfast. | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
2665 | Weren’t we supposed to bowl first and dine after? | 1.1890 | 0.03662 | 127 | 104 | 22 | 1 |
2666 | Your hamster? Nope, haven't seen it since yesterday. | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2667 | Like chicken? | 1.1889 | 0.04149 | 90 | 73 | 17 | 0 |
2668 | . . . and lions, oh my! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2669 | It’s OK - I’m intermittently fasting | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
2670 | Well, it did say “all you can eat.” | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
2671 | Looks like the new diet accentuates your curves after all. | 1.1887 | 0.04854 | 106 | 91 | 10 | 5 |
2672 | Come on Lucifer, first our legs and now this! | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
2673 | Every time you open your mouth your lyin | 1.1887 | 0.04665 | 106 | 90 | 12 | 4 |
2674 | Give me the apple; you are too stuffed to have lunch with Eve. | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2675 | I'm sure she was delicious, but you could've at least left me a glass of her milk! | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
2676 | The weight goes straight to my legs. | 1.1887 | 0.04665 | 106 | 90 | 12 | 4 |
2677 | Eh, shouldn't 'ave eaten that extra pup, I suppos' ...... | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2678 | Chasing tail always gives me indigestion. | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2679 | The best thing about it? It only cost a nickel. | 1.1885 | 0.04558 | 122 | 105 | 11 | 6 |
2680 | These warthogs are going straight to my thighs. | 1.1885 | 0.04088 | 122 | 102 | 17 | 3 |
2681 | Why would you do this? You’ll never fit in the bridesmaid dress this weekend. | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
2682 | Ok, now time for a TRUTH! | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2683 | You have GOT to get glasses! | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2684 | I'm five minutes late. There's a reason you're single. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2685 | Did you just burp? | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2686 | Well, you don't speak with forked tongue! | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2687 | He threatened to get my tongue | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2688 | Oh no you don't...I'm not falling for the old pull my finger trick again | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2689 | You're late for dinner! | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2690 | Henry, I thought, I told you not to fill up on circus food! | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2691 | Does my bum look big in this? | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2692 | I am NOT splitting this bill! | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2693 | I’d rather a friend than an enema | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2694 | It's Wagyu, more fat but also more taste. Highly recommend. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2695 | What’s a matter - cat got your tongue? | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2696 | Hey - your tongue grew hair on it | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2697 | Don't tell me. They offered to supersize you and you said 'Yes' | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2698 | Snack? What snack? | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2699 | Lion Country Safari Buffet | 1.1880 | 0.04193 | 117 | 98 | 16 | 3 |
2700 | I can’t hide under the bed for awhile! | 1.1880 | 0.04365 | 117 | 99 | 14 | 4 |
2701 | What? No longer vegan? | 1.1880 | 0.04193 | 117 | 98 | 16 | 3 |
2702 | Looks like he saw it coming; the end was on its way. | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2703 | See, I told you it counts as 1 serving. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2704 | 'Ugh! Hamster breath!' | 1.1875 | 0.04490 | 112 | 95 | 13 | 4 |
2705 | You were supposed to TEMPT her, not EAT her! | 1.1875 | 0.03916 | 112 | 92 | 19 | 1 |
2706 | What beef? | 1.1875 | 0.04307 | 112 | 94 | 15 | 3 |
2707 | Sure, I wouldn't mind the tail, thanks | 1.1875 | 0.04666 | 112 | 96 | 11 | 5 |
2708 | Don’t you lie to me. The tail’s sticking out of your mouth! | 1.1875 | 0.04307 | 112 | 94 | 15 | 3 |
2709 | Me? I just ended up bingeing Dahmer. | 1.1875 | 0.04490 | 112 | 95 | 13 | 4 |
2710 | I shouldn't have filled up on gerbils. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2711 | I told you to chew your food! | 1.1875 | 0.03916 | 112 | 92 | 19 | 1 |
2712 | Plus which, they left dish of milk out for it, now mine. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2713 | Seriously, would you please stop eating with your mouth open? | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2714 | Buffet open again? | 1.1875 | 0.04116 | 112 | 93 | 17 | 2 |
2715 | I thought I was so hungry I could eat a cow! | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2716 | Of course I believe in leaving sleeping dogs lie. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2717 | Hmmm, cat got your tongue? | 1.1875 | 0.04490 | 112 | 95 | 13 | 4 |
2718 | Where’s Pete? | 1.1875 | 0.04307 | 112 | 94 | 15 | 3 |
2719 | No Rat November starts next month | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2720 | That’s a funny lookin’ salad… | 1.1875 | 0.03961 | 128 | 107 | 18 | 3 |
2721 | Looks like you’ve been eating more than your feelings. | 1.1871 | 0.03761 | 139 | 116 | 20 | 3 |
2722 | You actually don’t have to eat the stems. | 1.1870 | 0.04373 | 123 | 105 | 13 | 5 |
2723 | Can I join you for the tail end if the meal? | 1.1870 | 0.03889 | 123 | 102 | 19 | 2 |
2724 | I don't care if you're "in the mood." I'm still making porchetta tonight. | 1.1870 | 0.03714 | 123 | 101 | 21 | 1 |
2725 | A hat? | 1.1870 | 0.03889 | 123 | 102 | 19 | 2 |
2726 | You should try starting with an appetizer next time | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2727 | Shall I get the Tums? | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2728 | I hear the tail is the best part. | 1.1869 | 0.03786 | 107 | 87 | 20 | 0 |
2729 | So, this way you can wash it down with milk." | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2730 | This could take a while. Don't wait up. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2731 | I thought we weren’t packing heat! | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2732 | Close your mouth when you digest. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2733 | Can’t we just be friends? | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2734 | I started doing airbnb | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2735 | I see you didn't go back for seconds. | 1.1869 | 0.03786 | 107 | 87 | 20 | 0 |
2736 | Ttthhheeeee, you ttthhhound ridciulottthhh | 1.1869 | 0.04812 | 107 | 92 | 10 | 5 |
2737 | Is that whole food or nose to tail? | 1.1869 | 0.03786 | 107 | 87 | 20 | 0 |
2738 | I just said I was so hungry I could eat a cow, and then... | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2739 | No, it's not an elephant. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2740 | I hate to say it, but I don’t really have a million dollars.. | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2741 | I’ll get your digestive tables | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2742 | Where's the beef? | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2743 | The camouflage isn't helping. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2744 | What? Cat got your tonsils? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2745 | Did you order the “super size” | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2746 | Coming to the buffet? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2747 | Forget plant-based- whole foods is the way to go. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2748 | Who is it this time? Fifi? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2749 | I think you bit off more than are going to able chew. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2750 | To be honest, that skin does make you look fat. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2751 | You only have 10 seconds left! Swallow the tail or we will have to pay for dinner. | 1.1864 | 0.03796 | 118 | 97 | 20 | 1 |
2752 | Were you taken in by that Uber Eats commercial, "everything that's delivered can be eaten"? | 1.1864 | 0.04161 | 118 | 99 | 16 | 3 |
2753 | Well, I think you're full of bull! | 1.1864 | 0.04161 | 118 | 99 | 16 | 3 |
2754 | Welcome to the Gnu World! | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
2755 | Well, we won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
2756 | The intermittent fasting hasn't really been working for me. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2757 | I'm waiting for you to finish before I eat you. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2758 | "Would it kill you to eat some greens once in a while?" | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2759 | I wanted a meal fit with a king. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2760 | What the hell ? | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
2761 | I am now the King of the Jungle! | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2762 | You really think Little Prince is gonna see a Fedora this time? | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2763 | Toldja not to go whole hog! | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2764 | I swear on my life. I did not eat the last pork rind! | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2765 | Let’s get tapas next time. | 1.1863 | 0.03874 | 102 | 83 | 19 | 0 |
2766 | I'll shed it in a couple of months. | 1.1860 | 0.03775 | 129 | 107 | 20 | 2 |
2767 | Would you like some Metamucil | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2768 | I found Fetterman hard to swollow. | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2769 | However, at parties, I try not to eat the lion's share. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2770 | You really should try that new farm-to-table. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2771 | So we’re not getting share plates? | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2772 | Yeah, a little heartburn and lethargy, but I won't have to eat again for a year. | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
2773 | Holy Cow! Did you even taste it? Your supposed to take small bites, not swallow it whole! | 1.1858 | 0.04272 | 113 | 95 | 15 | 3 |
2774 | I’ve bit off more then I can chew. | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
2775 | You have an eating disorder. | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
2776 | How about a stock spit? | 1.1858 | 0.04272 | 113 | 95 | 15 | 3 |
2777 | I'm telling you.... it tastes just like chicken. | 1.1858 | 0.03885 | 113 | 93 | 19 | 1 |
2778 | you really should eat with your mouth closed | 1.1858 | 0.04083 | 113 | 94 | 17 | 2 |
2779 | What?! He told me to take care of his cat! | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
2780 | Would you believe me if I said he escaped through the window? | 1.1858 | 0.03675 | 113 | 92 | 21 | 0 |
2781 | Did you have a good lunch or are you just happy to see me? | 1.1857 | 0.03737 | 140 | 117 | 20 | 3 |
2782 | I ordered the Big Yak. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2783 | You really hogged it all... | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2784 | Oh, you said buffet! I thought you said all you can eat buffalo. | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2785 | I’ll get the tums | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2786 | Since I ate it, I've never been thirsty. | 1.1856 | 0.03968 | 97 | 79 | 18 | 0 |
2787 | You're way over the RDA for roughage. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2788 | Did you see the wild boar I left here for later? I can't find it anywhere. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2789 | You look suspiciously like a politician. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2790 | I’ve got some Tums. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2791 | Water buffaloes are allowed on the Keto diet. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2792 | I don’t blame him. Rent prices are soaring everywhere else. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2793 | Well. Hakuna Matatta? | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2794 | They say you are what you eat do I thought I'd give it a try. | 1.1855 | 0.04187 | 124 | 105 | 15 | 4 |
2795 | Sure, it tickles the roof of my mouth. | 1.1852 | 0.03755 | 108 | 88 | 20 | 0 |
2796 | Oh I love playing Prey-dle. |