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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-10-02T17:19:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-10-16T17:20:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-10-10T17:20:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 17, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5283 |
Number of responses | 736497 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You shoulda heard the mocking birds this morning. | 1.8625 | 0.01210 | 4539 | 1864 | 1435 | 1240 |
1 | The ego has landed. | 1.8355 | 0.01127 | 5448 | 2406 | 1532 | 1509 |
2 | He does this every time National Geographic shows up. | 1.8161 | 0.01368 | 3361 | 1423 | 1133 | 805 |
3 | Ed’s single again, eh? | 1.7756 | 0.01532 | 2545 | 1109 | 898 | 538 |
4 | Witness protection. | 1.7501 | 0.01440 | 2873 | 1304 | 983 | 586 |
5 | First it was tail feather extensions and now this. | 1.7345 | 0.01496 | 2595 | 1189 | 906 | 500 |
6 | You're the one that kept playing Elvis songs while he was in the egg. | 1.7341 | 0.01810 | 1798 | 832 | 612 | 354 |
7 | Aren't we supposed to be bald? Like isn't that the whole point? | 1.7250 | 0.01645 | 2142 | 996 | 739 | 407 |
8 | Bet you can’t guess which President changed the national symbol to the comb-over eagle. | 1.7209 | 0.01725 | 2107 | 1036 | 623 | 448 |
9 | Ed doesn't get it — 'bald' is our brand. | 1.7196 | 0.01699 | 2026 | 956 | 682 | 388 |
10 | Ten bucks says he voted for Trump. | 1.7178 | 0.01887 | 1825 | 923 | 494 | 408 |
11 | Ever since the pink flamingo moved in downstairs. | 1.7172 | 0.01335 | 3158 | 1469 | 1116 | 573 |
12 | I know we're endangered, but at this point he just looks desperate. | 1.7139 | 0.01693 | 2069 | 994 | 673 | 402 |
13 | That’s a bold eagle. | 1.7135 | 0.01674 | 2119 | 1019 | 688 | 412 |
14 | You know it's bad when the national bird is in denial! | 1.7130 | 0.02112 | 1366 | 668 | 422 | 276 |
15 | Make America bald again. | 1.7110 | 0.01576 | 2526 | 1263 | 730 | 533 |
16 | It’s only worn for mating season and then becomes part of the nest. | 1.7057 | 0.01880 | 1604 | 760 | 556 | 288 |
17 | And you wonder why we're endangered. | 1.7032 | 0.01479 | 2611 | 1248 | 890 | 473 |
18 | Probably overcompensating for a small nest. | 1.7011 | 0.01422 | 2907 | 1418 | 940 | 549 |
19 | Pretend you don't notice it. It drives him crazy! | 1.6986 | 0.01624 | 2130 | 1016 | 740 | 374 |
20 | Wind. Wait for it.” | 1.6976 | 0.01702 | 2090 | 1044 | 634 | 412 |
21 | He looks ten years stupider. | 1.6952 | 0.01460 | 2877 | 1454 | 846 | 577 |
22 | His old flock is having a reunion. | 1.6926 | 0.01473 | 2586 | 1245 | 891 | 450 |
23 | He always flies south to Graceland. | 1.6920 | 0.02056 | 1328 | 640 | 457 | 231 |
24 | Wigged eagle doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, does it? | 1.6839 | 0.01804 | 1737 | 852 | 582 | 303 |
25 | Just flew in from Memphis. | 1.6815 | 0.01477 | 2531 | 1230 | 877 | 424 |
26 | He heard that bald eagles are endangered. | 1.6732 | 0.01500 | 2482 | 1231 | 831 | 420 |
27 | Wait til he takes off and the rug doesn't. | 1.6725 | 0.01679 | 2073 | 1056 | 640 | 377 |
28 | He’s having a mid-flight crisis. | 1.6688 | 0.01461 | 2485 | 1207 | 894 | 384 |
29 | Just give it one windy day. | 1.6677 | 0.01650 | 1980 | 972 | 694 | 314 |
30 | A toupee? It will never fly! | 1.6651 | 0.01491 | 2535 | 1281 | 822 | 432 |
31 | If that catches on, we'll be endangered all over again. | 1.6648 | 0.01739 | 1829 | 915 | 612 | 302 |
32 | He migrated through Memphis. | 1.6640 | 0.01651 | 2009 | 1001 | 682 | 326 |
33 | He says he's just an "eagle" now. | 1.6619 | 0.01615 | 2079 | 1034 | 714 | 331 |
34 | He also paints his talons. | 1.6575 | 0.01486 | 2482 | 1250 | 832 | 400 |
35 | Yeah, and he also just bought a Corvette. | 1.6556 | 0.01631 | 2070 | 1046 | 689 | 335 |
36 | Am I sure? Are you kidding? I can literally spot a toupee from a mile away. | 1.6535 | 0.01903 | 1495 | 753 | 507 | 235 |
37 | I hear he's running for office. | 1.6515 | 0.01814 | 1647 | 833 | 555 | 259 |
38 | Act like you don’t notice. | 1.6486 | 0.01928 | 1366 | 671 | 504 | 191 |
39 | He's got great vision, but no awareness. | 1.6405 | 0.01984 | 1402 | 729 | 448 | 225 |
40 | And he's getting a Porsche. | 1.6404 | 0.01908 | 1538 | 806 | 479 | 253 |
41 | Don’t be cruel. | 1.6383 | 0.02352 | 1023 | 541 | 311 | 171 |
42 | It looks great now, but it's a hot mess when he goes fishing. | 1.6356 | 0.02168 | 1125 | 577 | 381 | 167 |
43 | His ex left him for a black crowned night heron. Let him have this. | 1.6281 | 0.01795 | 1632 | 845 | 549 | 238 |
44 | And besides that,he got implants to lengthen his wingspan. | 1.6242 | 0.02299 | 1059 | 570 | 317 | 172 |
45 | You should see what it looks like when he’s flying. | 1.6147 | 0.01913 | 1404 | 738 | 472 | 194 |
46 | Last mating season, he had a mohawk.” | 1.6145 | 0.01845 | 1660 | 912 | 476 | 272 |
47 | He calls it a Mo' Hawk. | 1.6107 | 0.01971 | 1369 | 734 | 434 | 201 |
48 | I still hate him, but now I also hate his hair. | 1.5993 | 0.02102 | 1178 | 637 | 376 | 165 |
49 | Elvis has just left the nest | 1.5957 | 0.02195 | 1076 | 584 | 343 | 149 |
50 | You tell him. Most chicks dig bald. | 1.5921 | 0.02124 | 1319 | 771 | 315 | 233 |
51 | More like bird of spray... | 1.5893 | 0.02336 | 1008 | 569 | 284 | 155 |
52 | Should we tell him it's just a word, not a condition? | 1.5874 | 0.02407 | 904 | 500 | 277 | 127 |
53 | Duane's never come to terms with being a Bald Eagle." | 1.5870 | 0.02068 | 1264 | 710 | 366 | 188 |
54 | He looks ten years less endangered. | 1.5865 | 0.02277 | 1098 | 633 | 286 | 179 |
55 | He uses every part of the rodent. | 1.5819 | 0.02327 | 1124 | 675 | 244 | 205 |
56 | Yeesh. For this we struggled back from the brink of extinction? | 1.5811 | 0.02695 | 709 | 393 | 220 | 96 |
57 | We aren’t actually bald. | 1.5785 | 0.02397 | 911 | 511 | 273 | 127 |
58 | Quite a wig span. | 1.5721 | 0.02297 | 1019 | 585 | 285 | 149 |
59 | Wait—we're allowed to grow it out ? | 1.5683 | 0.02609 | 820 | 482 | 210 | 128 |
60 | You see husband material, I see nest material. | 1.5642 | 0.02596 | 904 | 558 | 182 | 164 |
61 | Just wait till he takes flight, we’re called bald eagles for a reason. | 1.5638 | 0.02553 | 878 | 526 | 209 | 143 |
62 | O.K., let's just go extinct. | 1.5615 | 0.02666 | 723 | 421 | 201 | 101 |
63 | Oh that? He ditches it after mating season. | 1.5607 | 0.02449 | 881 | 511 | 246 | 124 |
64 | Sometimes bald is better. | 1.5585 | 0.02533 | 829 | 484 | 227 | 118 |
65 | Obviously, he’s planning a flight to Memphis. | 1.5562 | 0.02448 | 836 | 477 | 253 | 106 |
66 | Don't yell, he's declassifying documents | 1.5504 | 0.02651 | 794 | 480 | 191 | 123 |
67 | He also had a beak job. | 1.5447 | 0.02659 | 683 | 391 | 212 | 80 |
68 | Just be grateful it isn't orange. | 1.5431 | 0.02709 | 766 | 470 | 176 | 120 |
69 | He's just compensating for those tiny little talons of his. | 1.5411 | 0.02782 | 682 | 408 | 179 | 95 |
70 | Identifies as 'Eagle' now | 1.5407 | 0.02701 | 701 | 414 | 195 | 92 |
71 | I thought the pompadour was extinct. | 1.5394 | 0.02971 | 673 | 426 | 131 | 116 |
72 | It's just Eagle now. | 1.5390 | 0.02857 | 705 | 440 | 150 | 115 |
73 | mating season | 1.5370 | 0.02665 | 676 | 391 | 207 | 78 |
74 | Should we tell him it's on backwards? | 1.5359 | 0.02777 | 696 | 423 | 173 | 100 |
75 | I took half a day off work, we hired a babysitter, you had your feathers highlighted and we flew 3 hours to get here and your not even going to ask him for his autograph? | 1.5355 | 0.02809 | 676 | 410 | 170 | 96 |
76 | He recently became an empty nester. | 1.5348 | 0.02829 | 632 | 375 | 176 | 81 |
77 | He says he wants to date younger chicks... | 1.5314 | 0.02939 | 621 | 380 | 152 | 89 |
78 | Is it me or does Bob seem a lot more confident lately? | 1.5304 | 0.02732 | 626 | 362 | 196 | 68 |
79 | Wait till the mockingbird sees that. | 1.5292 | 0.02877 | 616 | 370 | 166 | 80 |
80 | If this catches on, we'll go extinct. | 1.5266 | 0.02973 | 564 | 337 | 157 | 70 |
81 | He looked better bald. | 1.5266 | 0.02823 | 621 | 370 | 175 | 76 |
82 | Hey, it’s Avis Presley! | 1.5260 | 0.03224 | 481 | 288 | 133 | 60 |
83 | You're his father. You talk to him! | 1.5232 | 0.02890 | 583 | 347 | 167 | 69 |
84 | He thinks it makes his beak look smaller. | 1.5211 | 0.02905 | 616 | 378 | 155 | 83 |
85 | I'd rather be endangered. | 1.5211 | 0.02844 | 593 | 352 | 173 | 68 |
86 | Yeah, and I’m a mockingbird. | 1.5202 | 0.03263 | 494 | 305 | 121 | 68 |
87 | He says he can catch prey just by thinking about it. | 1.5195 | 0.03188 | 564 | 362 | 111 | 91 |
88 | You get one and I'm moving out of the nest. | 1.5163 | 0.03220 | 490 | 300 | 127 | 63 |
89 | Those aren't his feathers either.” | 1.5152 | 0.03089 | 625 | 411 | 106 | 108 |
90 | You'd understand if you saw the size of his nest. | 1.5094 | 0.03064 | 477 | 281 | 149 | 47 |
91 | I'd rather be a Bald Eagle than a Mid-Life Crisis Eagle. | 1.5084 | 0.03186 | 537 | 343 | 115 | 79 |
92 | I'm pretty sure it's a toupee. | 1.5058 | 0.03122 | 516 | 320 | 131 | 65 |
93 | Kind of dilutes our brand, don’t you think? | 1.5051 | 0.03133 | 489 | 298 | 135 | 56 |
94 | You scream liberty. He screams Liberace. | 1.5041 | 0.03331 | 486 | 311 | 105 | 70 |
95 | To be fair, he does suffer from Owlopecia. | 1.5034 | 0.03259 | 447 | 272 | 125 | 50 |
96 | Next, he’ll be having his beak done. | 1.5033 | 0.03066 | 451 | 263 | 149 | 39 |
97 | Actually it’s working out really well . All the mice and squirrels see him coming but are laughing so hard they forget to run. We’re eating like royalty. | 1.5010 | 0.03215 | 491 | 308 | 120 | 63 |
98 | Just don't refer to it as a bird's nest. | 1.5000 | 0.03264 | 460 | 285 | 120 | 55 |
99 | This is what a national identity crisis looks like." | 1.4990 | 0.03021 | 505 | 306 | 146 | 53 |
100 | I understand he just bought a Corvette too. | 1.4990 | 0.03179 | 485 | 301 | 126 | 58 |
101 | One one hand he’s no longer the national bird, on the other hand the chicks totally dig him. | 1.4979 | 0.03117 | 466 | 281 | 138 | 47 |
102 | I'm telling you, it's a rug | 1.4974 | 0.03537 | 384 | 237 | 103 | 44 |
103 | He's the president of Hair Club for Birds. | 1.4960 | 0.03546 | 377 | 232 | 103 | 42 |
104 | It’ll fly off when he does. | 1.4960 | 0.03291 | 496 | 321 | 104 | 71 |
105 | He's going by just "eagle" now. | 1.4957 | 0.03290 | 466 | 294 | 113 | 59 |
106 | Why does he keep saying “thank you very much?” | 1.4954 | 0.03217 | 434 | 262 | 129 | 43 |
107 | What’s next, a beak lift? | 1.4944 | 0.03171 | 449 | 272 | 132 | 45 |
108 | And all this time I thought he was gathering it to build a nest. | 1.4941 | 0.03499 | 427 | 274 | 95 | 58 |
109 | I never felt bald until now. | 1.4921 | 0.03233 | 443 | 272 | 124 | 47 |
110 | He hasn't been the same since he saw 'Elvis.' | 1.4918 | 0.03317 | 425 | 262 | 117 | 46 |
111 | Oh I’ll admit it makes him a chick magnet but it hurts our brand. | 1.4913 | 0.03293 | 460 | 291 | 112 | 57 |
112 | He calls it a mid-flight crisis. | 1.4911 | 0.03238 | 448 | 277 | 122 | 49 |
113 | He’s not only our national symbol, he knows all of Elvis’ songs. | 1.4901 | 0.03186 | 455 | 280 | 127 | 48 |
114 | Being called a ‘toupee eagle’ just isn’t as majestic | 1.4895 | 0.03432 | 382 | 233 | 111 | 38 |
115 | You know what's really endangered? Common sense. | 1.4886 | 0.03537 | 395 | 250 | 97 | 48 |
116 | Oh, him? Says it's species rebranding. He calls the look 'bold' eagle. | 1.4867 | 0.03351 | 452 | 290 | 104 | 58 |
117 | Like we all don't know he's bald. | 1.4867 | 0.03362 | 450 | 289 | 103 | 58 |
118 | He's just compensating for a small wingspan. | 1.4864 | 0.03321 | 403 | 246 | 118 | 39 |
119 | It's just disrespectful: we're bald eagles for a reason. | 1.4863 | 0.03386 | 438 | 280 | 103 | 55 |
120 | Being bald never bothered me before, but now- | 1.4862 | 0.03183 | 434 | 264 | 129 | 41 |
121 | And the worst part is, now he thinks he can sing. | 1.4834 | 0.03466 | 422 | 272 | 96 | 54 |
122 | I dare you to snatch it. | 1.4824 | 0.03462 | 398 | 251 | 102 | 45 |
123 | He didn't like being a bald eagle. | 1.4822 | 0.03488 | 394 | 249 | 100 | 45 |
124 | Yeah, it looks good now. Wait until he has to fly! | 1.4817 | 0.03243 | 438 | 273 | 119 | 46 |
125 | He's flying incognito. | 1.4813 | 0.03159 | 401 | 238 | 133 | 30 |
126 | Not even Darwin could have anticipated a combover. | 1.4795 | 0.03476 | 390 | 246 | 101 | 43 |
127 | Oh look who suddenly thinks he’s not endangered. | 1.4794 | 0.03353 | 388 | 238 | 114 | 36 |
128 | Yeah, but the chicks love it. | 1.4792 | 0.03405 | 432 | 279 | 99 | 54 |
129 | You'd think a symbol of an entire nation would be more self-confident. | 1.4784 | 0.03448 | 370 | 228 | 107 | 35 |
130 | What's next? A beak job | 1.4779 | 0.03631 | 362 | 230 | 91 | 41 |
131 | From two miles away, you can't even tell. | 1.4770 | 0.03248 | 434 | 272 | 117 | 45 |
132 | He's part of a flock that flew in from Mar a Lago. | 1.4768 | 0.03548 | 409 | 268 | 87 | 54 |
133 | I thought our whole thing was being bald | 1.4767 | 0.03671 | 386 | 254 | 80 | 52 |
134 | He just flew in from Graceland. | 1.4759 | 0.03524 | 374 | 236 | 98 | 40 |
135 | Yeah, it’s a bit much, but sometimes you just want to run your talons through it. | 1.4724 | 0.03566 | 362 | 229 | 95 | 38 |
136 | He just can't accept being a bald eagle | 1.4717 | 0.03606 | 371 | 239 | 89 | 43 |
137 | Well, it's either fake or evolution has rounded a corner. | 1.4706 | 0.03561 | 391 | 255 | 88 | 48 |
138 | Looking at it helps me regurgitate food for the chicks." | 1.4694 | 0.03831 | 360 | 241 | 69 | 50 |
139 | Actually that's my mother. She's auditioning for a role as a partridge in a pear tree. | 1.4681 | 0.03677 | 329 | 207 | 90 | 32 |
140 | Let’s see what happens to it when he actually tries to fly. | 1.4668 | 0.03522 | 377 | 242 | 94 | 41 |
141 | Pretend not to notice. It really drives him crazy. | 1.4665 | 0.03354 | 403 | 256 | 106 | 41 |
142 | He does know we're aren't really bald, right? | 1.4663 | 0.03498 | 356 | 223 | 100 | 33 |
143 | I talked him out of the orange one. | 1.4657 | 0.03867 | 335 | 221 | 72 | 42 |
144 | Everyone knows it's a toupee. I mean, we're bald eagles. | 1.4656 | 0.03601 | 393 | 261 | 81 | 51 |
145 | He doesn't identify as 'bald.' | 1.4656 | 0.03594 | 378 | 247 | 86 | 45 |
146 | There's still a bald spot. | 1.4652 | 0.03255 | 417 | 263 | 114 | 40 |
147 | Please, I know a bald eagle when I see one. | 1.4644 | 0.03690 | 351 | 228 | 83 | 40 |
148 | I’ve seen better weaves in a bird’s nest. | 1.4643 | 0.03765 | 336 | 218 | 80 | 38 |
149 | What part of "bald" does he not get? | 1.4624 | 0.03883 | 346 | 233 | 66 | 47 |
150 | Look who wants to be on the cover of National Geographic. | 1.4624 | 0.03636 | 372 | 245 | 82 | 45 |
151 | He's dating a chick half his age, too. | 1.4615 | 0.03858 | 325 | 213 | 74 | 38 |
152 | You don't need eagle eyes to spot that toupée. | 1.4613 | 0.03764 | 336 | 219 | 79 | 38 |
153 | He does a really good rendition of “Love Me Tender”… | 1.4609 | 0.03552 | 345 | 218 | 95 | 32 |
154 | Now women are flocking to him. | 1.4599 | 0.03804 | 387 | 269 | 58 | 60 |
155 | He just got back from Elvis convention. | 1.4597 | 0.03748 | 335 | 218 | 80 | 37 |
156 | That combover won't fly. | 1.4595 | 0.03589 | 370 | 242 | 86 | 42 |
157 | He told me that if the former President can, why can't he. | 1.4591 | 0.03818 | 318 | 206 | 78 | 34 |
158 | He summered at Graceland. | 1.4586 | 0.03541 | 362 | 233 | 92 | 37 |
159 | Did you notice his small claws? | 1.4573 | 0.03879 | 328 | 218 | 70 | 40 |
160 | It also comes in orange. | 1.4572 | 0.03965 | 339 | 232 | 59 | 48 |
161 | My guess? Mid-flight crisis. | 1.4571 | 0.03433 | 326 | 199 | 105 | 22 |
162 | He ain’t never caught a rabbit and he ain’t no friend of mine! | 1.4565 | 0.04064 | 333 | 231 | 52 | 50 |
163 | But underneath it all, he has the brain of a bird. | 1.4559 | 0.03636 | 340 | 219 | 87 | 34 |
164 | Now he doesn't identify as a bald eagle. | 1.4555 | 0.03375 | 393 | 253 | 101 | 39 |
165 | He's compensating for a small beak. | 1.4551 | 0.03667 | 345 | 225 | 83 | 37 |
166 | Turns out he really was bald. | 1.4550 | 0.03512 | 378 | 247 | 90 | 41 |
167 | He says it's natural selection. I say it's a rug." | 1.4545 | 0.03675 | 341 | 222 | 83 | 36 |
168 | He says it makes him look Presidential. | 1.4537 | 0.03764 | 324 | 211 | 79 | 34 |
169 | Just more proof that an apex predator can be a total moron. | 1.4530 | 0.03752 | 351 | 235 | 73 | 43 |
170 | He's flying to Vegas for the Winter | 1.4522 | 0.03691 | 356 | 237 | 77 | 42 |
171 | But can he sing? | 1.4518 | 0.03572 | 332 | 211 | 92 | 29 |
172 | Rogaine evidently works. | 1.4513 | 0.03654 | 308 | 194 | 89 | 25 |
173 | You're the one who wanted to nest in Memphis. | 1.4512 | 0.03680 | 328 | 212 | 84 | 32 |
174 | The cover-up is always worse than the crime. | 1.4507 | 0.03971 | 304 | 202 | 67 | 35 |
175 | Sure, he looks younger, but he’s still no good in the nest. | 1.4502 | 0.03931 | 311 | 207 | 68 | 36 |
176 | Obviously he’s having a mid-flight crisis. | 1.4492 | 0.03906 | 305 | 201 | 71 | 33 |
177 | Now he only hunts for mousse | 1.4492 | 0.04095 | 305 | 208 | 57 | 40 |
178 | Let’s see if it holds when he takes off | 1.4484 | 0.03688 | 339 | 223 | 80 | 36 |
179 | It's times like these that I wish I didn't have such good eyesight. | 1.4470 | 0.03877 | 302 | 198 | 73 | 31 |
180 | I prefer to go endangered gracefully. | 1.4470 | 0.03877 | 302 | 198 | 73 | 31 |
181 | Pompadourus vulgaris, if I’m not mistaken. | 1.4468 | 0.04014 | 282 | 185 | 68 | 29 |
182 | He Just Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." | 1.4465 | 0.03916 | 318 | 214 | 66 | 38 |
183 | He loses a few feathers, and now this. | 1.4462 | 0.03857 | 316 | 210 | 71 | 35 |
184 | This all started after he met that chickadee. | 1.4455 | 0.03731 | 312 | 202 | 81 | 29 |
185 | He's never been more confident. | 1.4452 | 0.03844 | 283 | 181 | 78 | 24 |
186 | What happened in Vegas should have stayed in Vegas. | 1.4448 | 0.03957 | 308 | 207 | 65 | 36 |
187 | It really would look better as a nest. | 1.4444 | 0.03761 | 324 | 214 | 76 | 34 |
188 | Something tells me we’re migrating to Nevada this year. | 1.4437 | 0.03818 | 302 | 197 | 76 | 29 |
189 | He's not just a client. He's also the president. | 1.4432 | 0.04270 | 273 | 186 | 53 | 34 |
190 | At least he stopped wearing the jumpsuit. | 1.4431 | 0.03675 | 325 | 212 | 82 | 31 |
191 | As if we weren't endangered enough. | 1.4422 | 0.04223 | 251 | 165 | 61 | 25 |
192 | He just never was the same after his brother made the cover of National Geographic. | 1.4405 | 0.03737 | 311 | 203 | 79 | 29 |
193 | If his hair was blond, he could run for President | 1.4399 | 0.04268 | 291 | 204 | 46 | 41 |
194 | He snatched it off of Howard Cosell years ago. | 1.4389 | 0.03836 | 303 | 200 | 73 | 30 |
195 | Now, don’t be cruel. | 1.4384 | 0.04028 | 292 | 197 | 62 | 33 |
196 | It all started when he saw himself on the dollar. | 1.4381 | 0.03591 | 315 | 202 | 88 | 25 |
197 | Don't laugh. The last bird that looked that, won the presidency. | 1.4356 | 0.04082 | 303 | 210 | 54 | 39 |
198 | What annoys me is how he just assumes we'll sing back-up. | 1.4354 | 0.03919 | 294 | 196 | 68 | 30 |
199 | Since when does the symbol of American have a comb-over? | 1.4349 | 0.03938 | 292 | 195 | 67 | 30 |
200 | Who does he think he’s kidding? He’s as bald as the rest of us. | 1.4343 | 0.04061 | 297 | 204 | 57 | 36 |
201 | If you think THAT's bad, wait until you hear him sing 'Heartbreak Hotel'. | 1.4342 | 0.04018 | 281 | 188 | 64 | 29 |
202 | It's all because of his not so long wingspan. | 1.4340 | 0.04067 | 288 | 196 | 59 | 33 |
203 | It's weird. The more he preys on migratory birds the more he reminds me of DeSantis. | 1.4334 | 0.04269 | 293 | 208 | 43 | 42 |
204 | You have to be kidding; you can't tell? | 1.4324 | 0.04265 | 259 | 176 | 54 | 29 |
205 | Ridiculous! It is in our DNA! We are BALD eagles . | 1.4315 | 0.04054 | 292 | 200 | 58 | 34 |
206 | He’s gone incognito – too embarrassed to be the symbol of American democracy at a time like this. | 1.4311 | 0.04209 | 283 | 197 | 50 | 36 |
207 | He's the State Bird of Nevada. | 1.4307 | 0.03958 | 274 | 181 | 68 | 25 |
208 | He flew over the cuckoo’s nest | 1.4307 | 0.04123 | 274 | 186 | 58 | 30 |
209 | Turned 40. | 1.4306 | 0.04005 | 288 | 195 | 62 | 31 |
210 | We're bald eagles; he just needs to accept it. | 1.4297 | 0.04075 | 263 | 175 | 63 | 25 |
211 | He hasn’t been the same since he flew in from Graceland | 1.4295 | 0.03847 | 319 | 218 | 65 | 36 |
212 | He’s a bird of a different feather. | 1.4291 | 0.04190 | 268 | 183 | 55 | 30 |
213 | I hate those ribald eagles. | 1.4291 | 0.03776 | 296 | 195 | 75 | 26 |
214 | He wants us to call him "Elvis". | 1.4286 | 0.03696 | 315 | 209 | 77 | 29 |
215 | It doesn't matter: he is still bald. | 1.4286 | 0.03961 | 280 | 187 | 66 | 27 |
216 | And there's a jet black Camaro in the driveway, too. | 1.4280 | 0.03918 | 271 | 178 | 70 | 23 |
217 | He’s a bald ego. | 1.4274 | 0.04365 | 248 | 170 | 50 | 28 |
218 | It's tough to be single at his age. | 1.4272 | 0.03662 | 302 | 197 | 81 | 24 |
219 | Elaine...stop it! You are mated-for-life to me! | 1.4271 | 0.04003 | 288 | 196 | 61 | 31 |
220 | He got tired of being referred to as bald. | 1.4263 | 0.03608 | 312 | 204 | 83 | 25 |
221 | That's never gonna fly. | 1.4259 | 0.04065 | 270 | 182 | 61 | 27 |
222 | I hear his wife left him | 1.4259 | 0.03892 | 270 | 177 | 71 | 22 |
223 | That’s not going to fly. | 1.4250 | 0.03991 | 280 | 189 | 63 | 28 |
224 | He's trying out for America's Got Talons. | 1.4235 | 0.04012 | 255 | 168 | 66 | 21 |
225 | I told him Bald Eagles are endangered. | 1.4226 | 0.04221 | 265 | 183 | 52 | 30 |
226 | He says it's symbolic of the national mood - not accepting reality. | 1.4224 | 0.04085 | 277 | 190 | 57 | 30 |
227 | I can't wait for the bird watchers to try and classify him now. | 1.4224 | 0.03955 | 277 | 186 | 65 | 26 |
228 | I hear he's dating a Chickadee half his age too. | 1.4222 | 0.04229 | 270 | 188 | 50 | 32 |
229 | It’s a high price toupée. | 1.4216 | 0.03882 | 306 | 210 | 63 | 33 |
230 | He migrates to Graceland every spring. | 1.4214 | 0.03988 | 280 | 190 | 62 | 28 |
231 | That’s not all—he wants a beak job too. | 1.4214 | 0.03988 | 280 | 190 | 62 | 28 |
232 | Don't say anything. He thinks nobody notices. | 1.4212 | 0.04096 | 273 | 187 | 57 | 29 |
233 | If he'd done that in the 1700s, the wild turkey would have been a shoo-in. | 1.4212 | 0.04063 | 273 | 186 | 59 | 28 |
234 | Go ahead and talk to him; wise men say only fowls rush in! | 1.4209 | 0.03976 | 278 | 188 | 63 | 27 |
235 | When I told him I liked his hair, he said: Thank you...thank you very much." | 1.4208 | 0.04293 | 259 | 180 | 49 | 30 |
236 | ...and we're all suppose to pretend we don't notice. | 1.4208 | 0.04115 | 259 | 175 | 59 | 25 |
237 | It's not easy being his wingman. | 1.4206 | 0.04043 | 252 | 167 | 64 | 21 |
238 | ...not to mention the blue suede talons. | 1.4203 | 0.04030 | 276 | 188 | 60 | 28 |
239 | Until now I never thought of us as bald eagles. | 1.4202 | 0.04174 | 257 | 175 | 56 | 26 |
240 | Talk about a flying carpet! | 1.4198 | 0.04186 | 262 | 180 | 54 | 28 |
241 | The whole “bald eagle” trope was getting to him. | 1.4195 | 0.03926 | 236 | 151 | 71 | 14 |
242 | Now he’s back on the endangered list. | 1.4181 | 0.03742 | 299 | 200 | 73 | 26 |
243 | I've regurgitated better rugs than that. | 1.4180 | 0.04524 | 244 | 173 | 40 | 31 |
244 | I don’t think it’s the right look for the stamp. | 1.4180 | 0.04147 | 256 | 174 | 57 | 25 |
245 | Crapping on Elvis' limo was the highlight of his life. | 1.4175 | 0.04820 | 206 | 144 | 38 | 24 |
246 | After he grabbed it off of Trump's head, he had it dyed black and has worn it every day since. | 1.4174 | 0.04386 | 218 | 146 | 53 | 19 |
247 | He's been like that since he came back from his migration to Vegas. | 1.4173 | 0.04244 | 254 | 175 | 52 | 27 |
248 | Quite frankly, I think it dilutes our brand. | 1.4160 | 0.04179 | 250 | 170 | 56 | 24 |
249 | I heard that now he wants to get his beak fixed! | 1.4157 | 0.04082 | 255 | 172 | 60 | 23 |
250 | I call it 'the Big Lie.' | 1.4155 | 0.04465 | 219 | 149 | 49 | 21 |
251 | Shall I snatch it off his head, or would you like to do it? | 1.4155 | 0.03782 | 284 | 189 | 72 | 23 |
252 | Apparently he doesn't identify as Bald anymore. | 1.4154 | 0.03951 | 260 | 173 | 66 | 21 |
253 | More like a fauxhawk. | 1.4142 | 0.03939 | 268 | 180 | 65 | 23 |
254 | He says it makes him look more presidential. | 1.4139 | 0.04331 | 244 | 169 | 49 | 26 |
255 | The rare toupee eagle. | 1.4138 | 0.03977 | 261 | 175 | 64 | 22 |
256 | The real question is, how does he hold the comb? | 1.4133 | 0.04422 | 225 | 154 | 49 | 22 |
257 | … and that Porsche is leased. | 1.4132 | 0.04237 | 242 | 165 | 54 | 23 |
258 | Look, a ducktail on a bald eagle | 1.4132 | 0.04029 | 242 | 160 | 64 | 18 |
259 | Golden Eagle, my Aunt Fanny! He's as bald as you and me. | 1.4129 | 0.04052 | 264 | 180 | 59 | 25 |
260 | Obviously, he doesn't believe bald is beautiful! | 1.4126 | 0.04032 | 269 | 184 | 59 | 26 |
261 | He also got a really bad tattoo. | 1.4125 | 0.04131 | 257 | 176 | 56 | 25 |
262 | Plus, he just leased a Porsche and is dating a titmouse at least 15 years his junior! | 1.4124 | 0.03945 | 274 | 186 | 63 | 25 |
263 | No matter what he tries, he’s still a bald eagle. | 1.4124 | 0.04012 | 274 | 188 | 59 | 27 |
264 | How did you spend your covid-relief money? | 1.4120 | 0.04396 | 233 | 161 | 48 | 24 |
265 | Looks great, sure, but his aerodynamics are shot to hell. | 1.4113 | 0.04380 | 231 | 159 | 49 | 23 |
266 | It's a feather-over. He's bald just like the rest of us. | 1.4103 | 0.04054 | 273 | 189 | 56 | 28 |
267 | It’s mating season. | 1.4101 | 0.03835 | 278 | 187 | 68 | 23 |
268 | He doesn't think bald is beautiful. | 1.4094 | 0.03973 | 254 | 170 | 64 | 20 |
269 | I spotted that thing from a mile away! | 1.4093 | 0.03905 | 237 | 154 | 69 | 14 |
270 | He's saying it's real but wait till he dive bombs his next meal. | 1.4089 | 0.03587 | 313 | 210 | 78 | 25 |
271 | Somehow, "great toupeed eagle" just doesn't have the same ring to it. | 1.4086 | 0.03957 | 279 | 192 | 60 | 27 |
272 | He used to be a free bird and now he ain't nothin' but a hound dog. | 1.4085 | 0.04407 | 235 | 164 | 46 | 25 |
273 | Believe me, The rug doesn't match the feathers. | 1.4084 | 0.04070 | 262 | 180 | 57 | 25 |
274 | When we grew up being a “Bald Eagle” was a source of pride! | 1.4083 | 0.04379 | 240 | 168 | 46 | 26 |
275 | ...and I am just supposed to act like he wasn't bald yesterday?!? | 1.4080 | 0.04173 | 250 | 172 | 54 | 24 |
276 | He heard someone call him a bald eagle. | 1.4078 | 0.04076 | 255 | 174 | 58 | 23 |
277 | And yet people still voted for him! | 1.4077 | 0.04392 | 233 | 162 | 47 | 24 |
278 | The weird thing is, it’s real. | 1.4077 | 0.04307 | 233 | 160 | 51 | 22 |
279 | Now he's a symbol of American Insecurity. | 1.4075 | 0.04176 | 265 | 186 | 50 | 29 |
280 | Wearing it makes him feel like a bold eagle. | 1.4074 | 0.04054 | 243 | 163 | 61 | 19 |
281 | A few birders point their cameras and he thinks he’s a celebrity. | 1.4071 | 0.04009 | 280 | 195 | 56 | 29 |
282 | Well, someone's not going to be lonesome tonight!" | 1.4065 | 0.03977 | 246 | 164 | 64 | 18 |
283 | His grandma was a quail. | 1.4060 | 0.04197 | 266 | 188 | 48 | 30 |
284 | I think he's seeing somebody. | 1.4057 | 0.04284 | 244 | 170 | 49 | 25 |
285 | Pretend you don't see anything. It'll drive him crazy. | 1.4053 | 0.04431 | 227 | 158 | 46 | 23 |
286 | I'm all shook up. | 1.4052 | 0.04094 | 269 | 188 | 53 | 28 |
287 | It helps him pick up chicks. | 1.4052 | 0.04529 | 232 | 165 | 40 | 27 |
288 | He only wears it during the mating season. | 1.4050 | 0.04021 | 242 | 162 | 62 | 18 |
289 | Is that a rug, or is it evolution? | 1.4037 | 0.03979 | 270 | 186 | 59 | 25 |
290 | I heard he’s going to run for President. | 1.4036 | 0.03927 | 275 | 189 | 61 | 25 |
291 | Sure, he looks great, but he never flies anymore. | 1.4036 | 0.04350 | 223 | 153 | 50 | 20 |
292 | I just don’t understand our son’s latest phase, Hank - today he ate nothing but a hound dog. | 1.4034 | 0.04153 | 238 | 162 | 56 | 20 |
293 | He goes by "the not-so-bald eagle." | 1.4032 | 0.03938 | 253 | 170 | 64 | 19 |
294 | Guess someone’s having a mid-flight crisis. | 1.4031 | 0.03726 | 258 | 169 | 74 | 15 |
295 | He's a bold eagle. | 1.4025 | 0.04157 | 241 | 165 | 55 | 21 |
296 | I think it makes him look rapterous! | 1.4023 | 0.04134 | 256 | 178 | 53 | 25 |
297 | Just watch what happens when he dives for food. | 1.4023 | 0.03985 | 266 | 183 | 59 | 24 |
298 | Nobody notices his fake beak anymore. | 1.4022 | 0.03915 | 276 | 190 | 61 | 25 |
299 | Doesn't change the fact that he still eats carrion like the rest of us. | 1.4010 | 0.04846 | 192 | 135 | 37 | 20 |
300 | He only wears it to mess with the birders. | 1.4008 | 0.04203 | 247 | 172 | 51 | 24 |
301 | I wouldn’t wear one either, but he does look ten years younger. | 1.4000 | 0.03934 | 225 | 147 | 66 | 12 |
302 | Did he lose weight? | 1.4000 | 0.04087 | 250 | 172 | 56 | 22 |
303 | The only thing endangered is his fashion sense. | 1.4000 | 0.03940 | 245 | 164 | 64 | 17 |
304 | One look at him and you feel a whole lot better about bald. | 1.3991 | 0.04299 | 233 | 162 | 49 | 22 |
305 | Well, that didn't stay in Vegas. | 1.3984 | 0.04190 | 251 | 176 | 50 | 25 |
306 | There’s something different about Eugene since he got back from Las Vegas. | 1.3982 | 0.04116 | 226 | 152 | 58 | 16 |
307 | He's been this way since he migrated to Graceland last winter. | 1.3977 | 0.04021 | 259 | 179 | 57 | 23 |
308 | And his Tinder profile says he's 6' 2". | 1.3973 | 0.04376 | 224 | 156 | 47 | 21 |
309 | Don't let the comb-over fool you. That's a bald EGO. | 1.3968 | 0.04176 | 252 | 177 | 50 | 25 |
310 | You laugh, but he's a chick magnet. | 1.3966 | 0.04201 | 237 | 164 | 52 | 21 |
311 | First the comb over. Next he'll be saying the election was stolen.., | 1.3966 | 0.04529 | 237 | 172 | 36 | 29 |
312 | He is compensating for the size of his beak. | 1.3962 | 0.04045 | 260 | 181 | 55 | 24 |
313 | Looks like the hawks made another bald joke. | 1.3960 | 0.04200 | 250 | 176 | 49 | 25 |
314 | You make one nature documentary and then you go full Hollywood. I mean, really. | 1.3957 | 0.04064 | 230 | 155 | 59 | 16 |
315 | Elvis is in the treehouse! | 1.3957 | 0.04335 | 230 | 161 | 47 | 22 |
316 | He's moving to Vegas. | 1.3956 | 0.03729 | 273 | 184 | 70 | 19 |
317 | And, he bought a convertible. | 1.3955 | 0.03886 | 268 | 184 | 62 | 22 |
318 | He claims it's a mutation. | 1.3955 | 0.04288 | 220 | 151 | 51 | 18 |
319 | I fuckin’ hate that guy. | 1.3950 | 0.04906 | 200 | 145 | 31 | 24 |
320 | He’s one of those trophy husbands. | 1.3945 | 0.04315 | 218 | 150 | 50 | 18 |
321 | How does it not fly off? | 1.3943 | 0.03965 | 246 | 167 | 61 | 18 |
322 | You know who should be endangered? His stylist. | 1.3943 | 0.04169 | 246 | 172 | 51 | 23 |
323 | Gary doesn't identify as a Bald Eagle. | 1.3941 | 0.04430 | 203 | 139 | 48 | 16 |
324 | Would you explain to him we’re called Bald Eagles for a reason? | 1.3941 | 0.04697 | 203 | 144 | 38 | 21 |
325 | When he flies now, his wings aren’t the only thing that flaps.” | 1.3932 | 0.04437 | 206 | 142 | 47 | 17 |
326 | He thought he saw a "National Geographic" camera near his nest. | 1.3930 | 0.04302 | 229 | 160 | 48 | 21 |
327 | Well at least he's trying to do something about it! | 1.3929 | 0.04363 | 196 | 132 | 51 | 13 |
328 | He heard they are recasting the Presidential Seal. | 1.3929 | 0.04278 | 224 | 155 | 50 | 19 |
329 | I told him I would never date another bald eagle. | 1.3927 | 0.04200 | 219 | 149 | 54 | 16 |
330 | Aren’t we bald eagles? | 1.3926 | 0.04037 | 270 | 191 | 52 | 27 |
331 | I can't criticize him. He's a protected species. | 1.3926 | 0.03833 | 242 | 161 | 67 | 14 |
332 | I hear they can transplant it right from your tailfeathers now | 1.3925 | 0.04648 | 186 | 128 | 43 | 15 |
333 | Does he not understand what it means to be a Bald Eagle? | 1.3924 | 0.04197 | 237 | 165 | 51 | 21 |
334 | This is why we should change our name to "Bold Eagles." | 1.3923 | 0.04391 | 209 | 144 | 48 | 17 |
335 | Now that’s a hunk a hunk of Burning Dove | 1.3923 | 0.04646 | 209 | 149 | 38 | 22 |
336 | He's not my son, he's OUR son. And who the hell is this "Elvis"? | 1.3922 | 0.04626 | 204 | 144 | 40 | 20 |
337 | He says he wants to make this tree great again. | 1.3920 | 0.04118 | 250 | 175 | 52 | 23 |
338 | He was put into a protection program. | 1.3907 | 0.04403 | 215 | 150 | 46 | 19 |
339 | Locks for flocks? | 1.3902 | 0.04172 | 205 | 137 | 56 | 12 |
340 | Toupee, wig, comb-over - at least he's not BALD! | 1.3897 | 0.04330 | 213 | 147 | 49 | 17 |
341 | You should hear him sing "Love Me Tender." | 1.3894 | 0.04584 | 208 | 150 | 36 | 22 |
342 | Whatever happened to “Bald is beautiful”? | 1.3894 | 0.04293 | 226 | 158 | 48 | 20 |
343 | 'He's running for Congress.' | 1.3892 | 0.04718 | 167 | 113 | 43 | 11 |
344 | Clear case of Bird Brain" | 1.3889 | 0.04337 | 216 | 150 | 48 | 18 |
345 | First, the Eagles cover band, now he thinks he Elvis? | 1.3886 | 0.04409 | 211 | 147 | 46 | 18 |
346 | New species" my ass | 1.3886 | 0.04510 | 211 | 149 | 42 | 20 |
347 | Ever since he got it,he thinks he thinks he’s Liberace. | 1.3881 | 0.04577 | 219 | 158 | 37 | 24 |
348 | Wait 'till you see his blue suede talons. | 1.3876 | 0.04385 | 209 | 145 | 47 | 17 |
349 | Well, it's better than the orange one. | 1.3875 | 0.04318 | 240 | 172 | 43 | 25 |
350 | I’m totally stealing that for my nest. | 1.3865 | 0.04252 | 207 | 141 | 52 | 14 |
351 | It’s amazing what you can do with a slug! | 1.3865 | 0.04622 | 207 | 148 | 38 | 21 |
352 | He needs something to set himself apart on Tinder. Everybody poses holding a fish. | 1.3864 | 0.04758 | 176 | 122 | 40 | 14 |
353 | If that catches on, no way we stay on the silver dollar. | 1.3860 | 0.04591 | 215 | 155 | 37 | 23 |
354 | He’s Hair Force One. | 1.3857 | 0.04522 | 210 | 149 | 41 | 20 |
355 | i think he looked better with a mohawk | 1.3855 | 0.04239 | 249 | 179 | 44 | 26 |
356 | As if that will make him any less endangered. | 1.3854 | 0.04049 | 205 | 136 | 59 | 10 |
357 | Rogaine eagle | 1.3853 | 0.04401 | 218 | 154 | 44 | 20 |
358 | I thought the same thing until he sang " Blue Suede Shoes"' | 1.3853 | 0.04103 | 218 | 148 | 56 | 14 |
359 | It’s Elvis Birdsley. He is alive. | 1.3850 | 0.04379 | 226 | 161 | 43 | 22 |
360 | Well, from behind he looks like a turkey. | 1.3846 | 0.04552 | 208 | 148 | 40 | 20 |
361 | Yeah, but what's more American than an Elvis impersonator? | 1.3846 | 0.04094 | 234 | 162 | 54 | 18 |
362 | I know we're not "bald," but he took it to heart. | 1.3843 | 0.04424 | 229 | 165 | 40 | 24 |
363 | I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s a merkin. | 1.3838 | 0.04826 | 198 | 144 | 32 | 22 |
364 | He hasn't been the same since he flew into that window. | 1.3837 | 0.04089 | 245 | 172 | 52 | 21 |
365 | Being a Bald Eagle got to him after a while. | 1.3836 | 0.04163 | 232 | 162 | 51 | 19 |
366 | I told him I saw David Attenborough a couple miles away. | 1.3830 | 0.04412 | 188 | 128 | 48 | 12 |
367 | He is going incognito with the new species protection program. | 1.3826 | 0.04187 | 230 | 161 | 50 | 19 |
368 | Well Franklin finally got his wish: Our national bird is a turkey. | 1.3825 | 0.04508 | 217 | 156 | 39 | 22 |
369 | Well that clinches it. He’s a bald eagle. | 1.3825 | 0.04460 | 217 | 155 | 41 | 21 |
370 | He really thinks no one will notice. | 1.3822 | 0.04252 | 225 | 158 | 48 | 19 |
371 | I bet he’s also taking those little blue seeds. | 1.3820 | 0.04781 | 178 | 125 | 38 | 15 |
372 | Does *he* know that we *all* know? | 1.3814 | 0.04441 | 215 | 153 | 42 | 20 |
373 | This is clearly just about bald shaming. | 1.3812 | 0.04463 | 223 | 161 | 39 | 23 |
374 | At least it's not orange. | 1.3810 | 0.04362 | 210 | 147 | 46 | 17 |
375 | Apparently he thinks it will be easier for him to get younger chicks. | 1.3805 | 0.04190 | 226 | 158 | 50 | 18 |
376 | Look who thinks he is going to be on the new dollar bill! | 1.3805 | 0.04143 | 226 | 157 | 52 | 17 |
377 | It’s not Elvis, it’s Hairy Styles. | 1.3803 | 0.04178 | 234 | 165 | 49 | 20 |
378 | I heard he had a mid-flight crisis... | 1.3801 | 0.05256 | 171 | 126 | 25 | 20 |
379 | To think chicks fall for that! | 1.3799 | 0.04242 | 229 | 162 | 47 | 20 |
380 | He's been having an identity crisis. Last week he was watching me like a hawk. | 1.3797 | 0.04096 | 237 | 166 | 52 | 19 |
381 | What's next. Botox? | 1.3791 | 0.04499 | 211 | 151 | 40 | 20 |
382 | Tacky? Yes. But beats that pathetic comb-over he had before. | 1.3785 | 0.04244 | 251 | 183 | 41 | 27 |
383 | And he wonders why he's only meeting cockatoos. | 1.3778 | 0.04993 | 180 | 131 | 30 | 19 |
384 | He thinks “ bald eagle “ is a stereotype . | 1.3776 | 0.04220 | 196 | 133 | 52 | 11 |
385 | Next, it's the red sports car and the Viagra. | 1.3775 | 0.04555 | 204 | 146 | 39 | 19 |
386 | Like he's not bald. | 1.3775 | 0.04502 | 204 | 145 | 41 | 18 |
387 | A haired-brain idea if I ever saw one. | 1.3770 | 0.04228 | 191 | 129 | 52 | 10 |
388 | He thinks it will improve his chances in the next election. | 1.3767 | 0.04457 | 223 | 162 | 38 | 23 |
389 | He said he wants to make eagles great again. | 1.3764 | 0.04839 | 178 | 127 | 35 | 16 |
390 | He thinks it makes him look less endangered. | 1.3757 | 0.04255 | 189 | 128 | 51 | 10 |
391 | Elvis has left the nest. | 1.3756 | 0.04500 | 197 | 139 | 42 | 16 |
392 | Different species. We're Haliaeetus leucocephalus. He's Haliaeetus trumpus. | 1.3756 | 0.04430 | 205 | 145 | 43 | 17 |
393 | It looks great but flying and swimming are out. | 1.3756 | 0.04430 | 205 | 145 | 43 | 17 |
394 | You call it a feather in his cap. I call it a comb over. | 1.3750 | 0.04908 | 184 | 134 | 31 | 19 |
395 | Just hope he doesn't start Tweeting again. | 1.3750 | 0.04827 | 168 | 118 | 37 | 13 |
396 | He's going to make us great again. | 1.3750 | 0.04917 | 160 | 112 | 36 | 12 |
397 | He says he got the idea from some former American president. | 1.3750 | 0.04531 | 184 | 128 | 43 | 13 |
398 | Yeah but does the carpet match the drapes? | 1.3744 | 0.04689 | 211 | 156 | 31 | 24 |
399 | It'll never fly. | 1.3744 | 0.04349 | 203 | 142 | 46 | 15 |
400 | I still think bald is beautiful. | 1.3743 | 0.04408 | 179 | 122 | 47 | 10 |
401 | It’s not enough he’s an apex predator. He thinks he’s the King | 1.3737 | 0.04554 | 190 | 134 | 41 | 15 |
402 | Personally, I think bald is a plus. | 1.3736 | 0.04496 | 182 | 126 | 44 | 12 |
403 | Wait till you hear him sing. | 1.3732 | 0.04260 | 209 | 146 | 48 | 15 |
404 | He agreed to not get the orange model | 1.3731 | 0.04433 | 201 | 142 | 43 | 16 |
405 | And he's been crapping on sports cars. | 1.3730 | 0.04639 | 185 | 131 | 39 | 15 |
406 | Hey mom, what's with dad? | 1.3725 | 0.04549 | 204 | 147 | 38 | 19 |
407 | Elvis has entered the tree. | 1.3724 | 0.04454 | 196 | 138 | 43 | 15 |
408 | toupee or not toupee?... that, my feathered friend, is the question. | 1.3723 | 0.04523 | 188 | 132 | 42 | 14 |
409 | I'm just saying he 'looks' like Ron DeSantis. | 1.3722 | 0.04794 | 180 | 129 | 35 | 16 |
410 | He was tired of the bald jokes. | 1.3722 | 0.04313 | 223 | 160 | 43 | 20 |
411 | I heard he had a beak job too. | 1.3721 | 0.04954 | 172 | 124 | 32 | 16 |
412 | That's nothing ... wait till you see his Blue Suede Shoes ... | 1.3721 | 0.04279 | 215 | 152 | 46 | 17 |
413 | He found it outside a chapel in Las Vegas. | 1.3719 | 0.04406 | 199 | 140 | 44 | 15 |
414 | It's good. I didn't notice it until you pointed it out. | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
415 | Yeah, his wife migrated with a younger bird. | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 134 | 43 | 14 |
416 | He's got an audition later on. | 1.3714 | 0.04297 | 210 | 148 | 46 | 16 |
417 | I heard he dropped the “bald” and goes only by “eagle” now | 1.3713 | 0.04525 | 202 | 145 | 39 | 18 |
418 | He spent our entire nest egg on that ridiculous toupee. | 1.3711 | 0.05012 | 159 | 113 | 33 | 13 |
419 | I don't like how we are evolving. | 1.3710 | 0.04046 | 221 | 153 | 54 | 14 |
420 | He says the chicks love it. | 1.3710 | 0.04681 | 186 | 133 | 37 | 16 |
421 | You know he's seeing a cockatoo since the divorce? | 1.3709 | 0.04201 | 213 | 149 | 49 | 15 |
422 | He says he doesn't identify as a "bald eagle." | 1.3687 | 0.04178 | 198 | 136 | 51 | 11 |
423 | He's auditioning for the Flying Elvises. | 1.3687 | 0.04643 | 198 | 144 | 35 | 19 |
424 | I had never heard of Hair Club for Birds either. | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
425 | At least it's better than his Beatles phase. | 1.3679 | 0.04367 | 212 | 152 | 42 | 18 |
426 | I just don't want to be flying behind him if he gets going too fast. | 1.3679 | 0.04367 | 212 | 152 | 42 | 18 |
427 | ...I want a divorce | 1.3676 | 0.04379 | 204 | 145 | 43 | 16 |
428 | Does anyone know when he started thinking he was Liberace? | 1.3676 | 0.04434 | 204 | 146 | 41 | 17 |
429 | He's auditioning tomorrow for the new quarter. | 1.3676 | 0.04437 | 185 | 129 | 44 | 12 |
430 | I could tell it was fake from two miles away. | 1.3673 | 0.04562 | 196 | 141 | 38 | 17 |
431 | I could spot that thing from a mile away. | 1.3665 | 0.04403 | 191 | 134 | 44 | 13 |
432 | It’s called a cocka-toupee. | 1.3663 | 0.04352 | 202 | 143 | 44 | 15 |
433 | Rogaine Eagle just doesn’t sound right. | 1.3660 | 0.05143 | 153 | 110 | 30 | 13 |
434 | I hate to admit it, but he's really pulling it off. | 1.3659 | 0.04416 | 205 | 147 | 41 | 17 |
435 | Looks like another mid-flight crisis. | 1.3655 | 0.04485 | 197 | 141 | 40 | 16 |
436 | It's just a preen-over. | 1.3649 | 0.04325 | 211 | 151 | 43 | 17 |
437 | Next week, an earring. | 1.3648 | 0.05310 | 159 | 118 | 24 | 17 |
438 | It’s the goddamned comb-over that ruffles my feathers … | 1.3645 | 0.04043 | 203 | 139 | 54 | 10 |
439 | Did he ask you for a comb, too? | 1.3642 | 0.05012 | 162 | 117 | 31 | 14 |
440 | You should see all the documents he's hoarding in the nest. | 1.3641 | 0.04953 | 184 | 137 | 27 | 20 |
441 | He just never caught on that Bald is beautiful! | 1.3641 | 0.04137 | 217 | 153 | 49 | 15 |
442 | There goes the presidential seal. | 1.3636 | 0.04148 | 220 | 156 | 48 | 16 |
443 | He has no choice—he’s mascot for a car dealer. | 1.3636 | 0.04771 | 154 | 107 | 38 | 9 |
444 | It’s part of our name for crying out loud | 1.3632 | 0.04530 | 201 | 146 | 37 | 18 |
445 | I said he looks like Elvis and it ruffled his feathers! | 1.3631 | 0.04667 | 179 | 128 | 37 | 14 |
446 | Trump supporter. | 1.3631 | 0.04881 | 168 | 121 | 33 | 14 |
447 | He’s going to get himself shot. | 1.3631 | 0.05025 | 168 | 123 | 29 | 16 |
448 | I don't want to be behind him in the V when that thing flies off. | 1.3628 | 0.04415 | 215 | 157 | 38 | 20 |
449 | We’ll know it’s more than a fad if it shows up on U.S. currency. | 1.3627 | 0.04487 | 193 | 138 | 40 | 15 |
450 | I'm sayin' he sounds just like him. Wait'll ya hear 'Jailhouse Flock' | 1.3622 | 0.04494 | 185 | 131 | 41 | 13 |
451 | He said he just wants to identify as "eagle." | 1.3620 | 0.05061 | 163 | 119 | 29 | 15 |
452 | In my day you'd mate for life and let yourself go. | 1.3618 | 0.04332 | 199 | 141 | 44 | 14 |
453 | Elvis Shmelvis, I still think he looks more like Liberace! | 1.3613 | 0.04638 | 191 | 139 | 35 | 17 |
454 | My cousin is from Nashville. | 1.3611 | 0.04398 | 216 | 158 | 38 | 20 |
455 | He just flew in from Vegas. One night only. | 1.3608 | 0.04468 | 194 | 139 | 40 | 15 |
456 | He gets it done the same place as Donald Trump. | 1.3604 | 0.04758 | 197 | 147 | 29 | 21 |
457 | Feather transplants would have looked better. | 1.3602 | 0.04342 | 186 | 130 | 45 | 11 |
458 | I told him to fetch some hare. | 1.3600 | 0.04873 | 175 | 128 | 31 | 16 |
459 | I know he looks ridiculous, mom, but he's rich. | 1.3600 | 0.04667 | 175 | 125 | 37 | 13 |
460 | Not the hare I asked for. | 1.3600 | 0.04873 | 175 | 128 | 31 | 16 |
461 | If this catches on, we really will be extinct. | 1.3598 | 0.04487 | 189 | 135 | 40 | 14 |
462 | He doesn’t even know it’s called a ducktail. | 1.3598 | 0.05035 | 164 | 120 | 29 | 15 |
463 | Apparently, the Elvis has landed. | 1.3596 | 0.04326 | 203 | 145 | 43 | 15 |
464 | I’m just saying, he’s got a lot of nerve still identifying as Bald. | 1.3596 | 0.04679 | 178 | 128 | 36 | 14 |
465 | He's in witness protection. | 1.3590 | 0.04566 | 195 | 142 | 36 | 17 |
466 | His motto is 'live free and dye'. | 1.3586 | 0.04161 | 198 | 138 | 49 | 11 |
467 | I just can’t figure out how he puts it on in the mornings… | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
468 | Isn’t that a toucan toupee? | 1.3584 | 0.04912 | 173 | 127 | 30 | 16 |
469 | The toupee is for his Tinder profile pic | 1.3582 | 0.04411 | 201 | 145 | 40 | 16 |
470 | He's got a crush on a cockatoo. | 1.3582 | 0.04467 | 201 | 146 | 38 | 17 |
471 | He thinks it will attract prey. | 1.3580 | 0.05226 | 162 | 121 | 24 | 17 |
472 | He's just fucking with the bird watchers. | 1.3580 | 0.04645 | 176 | 126 | 37 | 13 |
473 | He’s from Jersey. | 1.3575 | 0.04658 | 179 | 129 | 36 | 14 |
474 | He totally misunderstands the glory of being a Bald Eagle!! | 1.3575 | 0.04264 | 207 | 148 | 44 | 15 |
475 | I can't define 'metrosexual,' but I know one when I see one. | 1.3571 | 0.04847 | 154 | 109 | 35 | 10 |
476 | The once endangered toupée is making a comeback.” | 1.3568 | 0.04549 | 185 | 133 | 38 | 14 |
477 | Apparently, he got the idea whilst flying over an Elton John concert … | 1.3567 | 0.04514 | 171 | 120 | 41 | 10 |
478 | I'll bet it's not real feathers. | 1.3564 | 0.04304 | 188 | 132 | 45 | 11 |
479 | You don't need an eagle eye to spot that. | 1.3562 | 0.04551 | 160 | 111 | 41 | 8 |
480 | I don't think a toupee makes you look more patriotic. | 1.3558 | 0.04137 | 208 | 147 | 48 | 13 |
481 | Fake feathers or fake news, who cares? | 1.3556 | 0.04430 | 180 | 127 | 42 | 11 |
482 | He's polling well among fledglings and elderly widows, but low among those who mate for life. | 1.3548 | 0.04593 | 186 | 135 | 36 | 15 |
483 | Should we tell him its' hereditary baldness? | 1.3545 | 0.04478 | 189 | 136 | 39 | 14 |
484 | At least it isn't a tattoo." | 1.3544 | 0.04758 | 158 | 112 | 36 | 10 |
485 | We already sent back the sports car. Then I wake up to this. | 1.3544 | 0.04274 | 206 | 148 | 43 | 15 |
486 | He's biologically a bald eagle, but he identifies as nonbald. | 1.3539 | 0.04670 | 178 | 129 | 35 | 14 |
487 | He wears it to pick up chicks. | 1.3538 | 0.04132 | 195 | 136 | 49 | 10 |
488 | He’s had it with being a bald eagle. | 1.3538 | 0.04499 | 195 | 142 | 37 | 16 |
489 | Empty nester. | 1.3538 | 0.04241 | 212 | 153 | 43 | 16 |
490 | His wife left him for a cockatoo. | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
491 | Guess who's no longer on the endangered list. | 1.3536 | 0.04340 | 181 | 127 | 44 | 10 |
492 | I don't mind the toupee so much, but if I have to listen to him sing "Viva Las Vegas" one more time I 'm outta here. | 1.3536 | 0.04547 | 181 | 130 | 38 | 13 |
493 | Everywhere we go, all you hear is: "You're bald, you're bald." That toupee makes him look like the guy who sells pillows. | 1.3535 | 0.04450 | 198 | 144 | 38 | 16 |
494 | He's trying to remain relevant. | 1.3533 | 0.04735 | 167 | 120 | 35 | 12 |
495 | Believe me, it’s not a thinking cap! | 1.3533 | 0.04292 | 184 | 129 | 45 | 10 |
496 | The triumph of vanity over aerodynamics. | 1.3533 | 0.04561 | 184 | 133 | 37 | 14 |
497 | Did Jerry lose weight? | 1.3526 | 0.04833 | 173 | 127 | 31 | 15 |
498 | My uncle did that before he flew off with a sparrow. | 1.3526 | 0.04691 | 173 | 125 | 35 | 13 |
499 | Apparently, comb-overs are required for patriotism now. | 1.3523 | 0.04564 | 176 | 126 | 38 | 12 |
500 | Welcome to Trump wildlife sanctuary. | 1.3522 | 0.05058 | 159 | 117 | 28 | 14 |
501 | I heard he's getting a nose job next | 1.3520 | 0.04362 | 196 | 141 | 41 | 14 |
502 | Hey, I'm supportive, but I did suggest he avoids those Mockingbirds! | 1.3520 | 0.04715 | 179 | 131 | 33 | 15 |
503 | You know, I used to look like that. | 1.3514 | 0.05061 | 148 | 107 | 30 | 11 |
504 | Don’t be so judgmental Harold; I remember your Mohawk phase! | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
505 | I liked the dreadlocks better. | 1.3508 | 0.04797 | 191 | 144 | 27 | 20 |
506 | We may be bald, but I don't think "Pompadour Eagle" has the same ring to it. | 1.3506 | 0.04669 | 174 | 126 | 35 | 13 |
507 | Don’t say anything. | 1.3506 | 0.04669 | 174 | 126 | 35 | 13 |
508 | It started when she left him for the cockatoo. | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
509 | He likes it, but I think it makes him look predatory. | 1.3503 | 0.05020 | 157 | 115 | 29 | 13 |
510 | Just say it looks nice. He just got dumped by Louise. | 1.3503 | 0.04399 | 177 | 125 | 42 | 10 |
511 | Someone should tell him you can spot that rug from two miles away. | 1.3500 | 0.04558 | 180 | 130 | 37 | 13 |
512 | Talk about endangered species. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
513 | Uncle Vincenzo just arrived from the old country | 1.3497 | 0.05040 | 163 | 121 | 27 | 15 |
514 | He said it was about making eagles great again. | 1.3497 | 0.04887 | 163 | 119 | 31 | 13 |
515 | He wants to be in the next David Attenborough documentary. | 1.3497 | 0.04682 | 143 | 99 | 38 | 6 |
516 | He's the Liberace of songbirds. | 1.3495 | 0.04265 | 206 | 149 | 42 | 15 |
517 | This caption contest is for the birds. | 1.3495 | 0.04830 | 186 | 140 | 27 | 19 |
518 | Oh great, now we are going to be called the Toupee Eagle. | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
519 | He said he is "looking to be less of a national symbol and more of a sex symbol." | 1.3493 | 0.04917 | 146 | 104 | 33 | 9 |
520 | Midlife Crisis. | 1.3491 | 0.04688 | 169 | 122 | 35 | 12 |
521 | I mean,you gotta admit, "Pompadour" Eagle is a lot more impressive. | 1.3488 | 0.04846 | 172 | 127 | 30 | 15 |
522 | It's as real as he believes it to be. | 1.3486 | 0.04716 | 175 | 128 | 33 | 14 |
523 | Bet he can't curl his lip. | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
524 | he wants to be referred to as ‘eagle’ | 1.3478 | 0.04616 | 184 | 135 | 34 | 15 |
525 | Dramatic combover, at least it's not orange. | 1.3476 | 0.04563 | 187 | 137 | 35 | 15 |
526 | The chicks love it. | 1.3476 | 0.04236 | 187 | 132 | 45 | 10 |
527 | I told you he wasn't dead. | 1.3475 | 0.05419 | 141 | 105 | 23 | 13 |
528 | Is this guy trying to make toupees great again? | 1.3473 | 0.04568 | 167 | 119 | 38 | 10 |
529 | Wait till you hear him sing “Burning Love.” I wanted to throw my tail feathers at him. | 1.3473 | 0.04799 | 167 | 122 | 32 | 13 |
530 | How does he expect to soar like an eagle with that thing on his head? | 1.3473 | 0.04647 | 167 | 120 | 36 | 11 |
531 | He's dating a younger eagle. | 1.3471 | 0.04356 | 170 | 119 | 43 | 8 |
532 | He's not fooling anyone. Everyone knows eagles don't sing. | 1.3469 | 0.04231 | 196 | 140 | 44 | 12 |
533 | Which one? Elvis or Liberace? | 1.3469 | 0.05431 | 147 | 111 | 21 | 15 |
534 | Yep, he flew south to Graceland. | 1.3468 | 0.04535 | 173 | 124 | 38 | 11 |
535 | Don't stare. He's having a midlife crisis. | 1.3468 | 0.04752 | 173 | 127 | 32 | 14 |
536 | I knew it would go to his head. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
537 | He’s a bird of hairs prey | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
538 | He's dating a red-headed woodpecker. | 1.3462 | 0.04380 | 182 | 130 | 41 | 11 |
539 | I mean, do I look like I’m lonesome tonight? | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
540 | And I heard he was out with a fledgling last night. | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
541 | And it’s not even mating season. | 1.3455 | 0.04682 | 165 | 119 | 35 | 11 |
542 | O.K., but if he starts tweeting, then I'm saying something. | 1.3452 | 0.04700 | 168 | 122 | 34 | 12 |
543 | I hear he's dating a turkey | 1.3452 | 0.04700 | 168 | 122 | 34 | 12 |
544 | It’s for the chickadees. | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
545 | Ernie is going to his 25th class reunion. | 1.3451 | 0.05101 | 142 | 103 | 29 | 10 |
546 | So you know, Elvis lives; think reincarnation. | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
547 | Sad to see the youth turn their back on our heritage. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
548 | He no longer identifies as "Bald." | 1.3444 | 0.05236 | 151 | 113 | 24 | 14 |
549 | He's headlining an Elvis tribute show. | 1.3443 | 0.04496 | 183 | 133 | 37 | 13 |
550 | If it were orange I’d be impressed. | 1.3443 | 0.04627 | 183 | 135 | 33 | 15 |
551 | Do birds even have a pelvis? | 1.3442 | 0.05078 | 154 | 114 | 27 | 13 |
552 | There goes our mating season. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
553 | Can you believe his insurance covered that? | 1.3438 | 0.04860 | 160 | 117 | 31 | 12 |
554 | No, he actually is bald. | 1.3434 | 0.04195 | 198 | 142 | 44 | 12 |
555 | I used to only worry about ruffling his feathers! | 1.3434 | 0.04316 | 198 | 144 | 40 | 14 |
556 | "Can you believe I almost raised an egg with him?" | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
557 | Like no one can tell. | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
558 | Mom?! Will I inherit dad's hairline?! | 1.3432 | 0.04825 | 169 | 125 | 30 | 14 |
559 | Looks like the Rogaine has feathered in. | 1.3432 | 0.04200 | 169 | 117 | 46 | 6 |
560 | He's thinking of running for office... | 1.3432 | 0.04897 | 169 | 126 | 28 | 15 |
561 | He knows we can tell, right? | 1.3430 | 0.04470 | 172 | 123 | 39 | 10 |
562 | And yesterday I saw a spotless owl! | 1.3430 | 0.04835 | 172 | 128 | 29 | 15 |
563 | It just won't fly. | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
564 | Mr Not-So-Bald-Eagle looks more like a loon if you ask me. | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
565 | He still can't hide that bald patch. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
566 | That’s some identity crisis. | 1.3422 | 0.04016 | 187 | 130 | 50 | 7 |
567 | And he even sounds more like Goulet. | 1.3421 | 0.04439 | 190 | 139 | 37 | 14 |
568 | I hear he used to be a bald eagle. | 1.3421 | 0.04376 | 190 | 138 | 39 | 13 |
569 | Wow, I didn't see that coming! | 1.3418 | 0.04732 | 158 | 114 | 34 | 10 |
570 | It's called 'The Trump'. | 1.3416 | 0.04993 | 161 | 120 | 27 | 14 |
571 | You should see his new sports car. | 1.3416 | 0.04914 | 161 | 119 | 29 | 13 |
572 | Bad Toupee Eagle doesn’t have the same ring to it. | 1.3415 | 0.04926 | 164 | 122 | 28 | 14 |
573 | It's for his dating profile on hatch.com. | 1.3415 | 0.04772 | 164 | 120 | 32 | 12 |
574 | Don't say anything. He thinks it looks real. | 1.3412 | 0.04501 | 170 | 122 | 38 | 10 |
575 | I told you he wasn't extinct! | 1.3412 | 0.04501 | 170 | 122 | 38 | 10 |
576 | He doesn't want to represent the country anymore. | 1.3410 | 0.04949 | 173 | 131 | 25 | 17 |
577 | See,I told you,Elvis lives. | 1.3407 | 0.04831 | 182 | 138 | 26 | 18 |
578 | He heard that most movie actors wear a piece. | 1.3407 | 0.04369 | 182 | 131 | 40 | 11 |
579 | I know I'm not being PC when I say that I hope that look becomes extinct | 1.3404 | 0.05214 | 141 | 104 | 26 | 11 |
580 | He's been an insufferable dick ever since he joined the Hair Club for Eagles. | 1.3402 | 0.04609 | 194 | 146 | 30 | 18 |
581 | He's rebounding from a divorce with a real harpy. | 1.3397 | 0.04769 | 156 | 113 | 33 | 10 |
582 | It’s his right to pursue happiness. | 1.3397 | 0.04939 | 156 | 115 | 29 | 12 |
583 | Ever since his White House gig he's been obsessed with the look. | 1.3396 | 0.04535 | 159 | 113 | 38 | 8 |
584 | Of course I still prefer you, Phil. I don’t care at all about Jeff’s lustrous, magnificent hair. | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
585 | He's never been comfortable with the whole 'bald eagle' thing. | 1.3394 | 0.04669 | 165 | 120 | 34 | 11 |
586 | I don't know who Brian thinks he's kidding. I may be bald, but I'm not blind. | 1.3394 | 0.04508 | 165 | 118 | 38 | 9 |
587 | Next thing you know, he'll snatch a MAGA hat. | 1.3392 | 0.04704 | 171 | 126 | 32 | 13 |
588 | No Gladys, it's not real. I supposed you believed the mate-for-life line as well. | 1.3391 | 0.04718 | 174 | 129 | 31 | 14 |
589 | He's a big hit in Vegas | 1.3390 | 0.04729 | 177 | 132 | 30 | 15 |
590 | Well, I guess we know who our lead singer is. | 1.3390 | 0.04302 | 177 | 126 | 42 | 9 |
591 | I know -- but it's still kinda hot, right? | 1.3389 | 0.04255 | 180 | 128 | 43 | 9 |
592 | Ever since he's become an evangelist he's taken himself a little too seriously. | 1.3385 | 0.04641 | 192 | 145 | 29 | 18 |
593 | Ever wonder why he's single? | 1.3385 | 0.04413 | 195 | 144 | 36 | 15 |
594 | Well, it looks like a dead rat, cuz it is a dead rat. | 1.3381 | 0.05456 | 139 | 105 | 21 | 13 |
595 | Apparently some men in wigs want to form a nation and make him their symbol. | 1.3377 | 0.04396 | 151 | 105 | 41 | 5 |
596 | Doesn't he realize we're not actually bald? | 1.3377 | 0.04534 | 154 | 109 | 38 | 7 |
597 | Doesn’t he realize that ‘bald’ is just a figure of speech? | 1.3376 | 0.04829 | 157 | 115 | 31 | 11 |
598 | He never liked being called bald. | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
599 | You know John... He's always been an individualist. | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
600 | He just got tired of being called Bald. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
601 | Swipe left. | 1.3371 | 0.04967 | 175 | 134 | 23 | 18 |
602 | Whatever - it's a free country. | 1.3371 | 0.04428 | 178 | 129 | 38 | 11 |
603 | He refuses to buy into the "bald is beautiful" trope. | 1.3370 | 0.04378 | 181 | 131 | 39 | 11 |
604 | He just wasn't happy as a bald eagle. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
605 | I've never seen a haired eagle before | 1.3355 | 0.04662 | 152 | 109 | 35 | 8 |
606 | He ain't nuthin' but a song bird, chirpin' all the time. | 1.3355 | 0.04935 | 152 | 112 | 29 | 11 |
607 | Plumage Club for Men. | 1.3355 | 0.04662 | 152 | 109 | 35 | 8 |
608 | One summer in the Catskills and this is what Murray comes back with! | 1.3355 | 0.04781 | 155 | 113 | 32 | 10 |
609 | We shouldn’t have let him watch the Liberace movie they showed in the park. | 1.3354 | 0.04632 | 158 | 114 | 35 | 9 |
610 | First it was the red convertible, then the 19 year old girlfriend. Now this. | 1.3354 | 0.04822 | 161 | 119 | 30 | 12 |
611 | It happened after we stopped at Graceland. | 1.3354 | 0.04600 | 164 | 119 | 35 | 10 |
612 | He's never accepted the fact that he's a Bald Eagle. | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
613 | Ah yes, the majestic 'Hair Piece Eagle'. Has a real ring to it... | 1.3352 | 0.04531 | 176 | 129 | 35 | 12 |
614 | That doesn’t seem natural. | 1.3351 | 0.04329 | 188 | 137 | 39 | 12 |
615 | …… as if nobody knows….. | 1.3351 | 0.04646 | 188 | 142 | 29 | 17 |
616 | I hope he's on the endangered list. | 1.3351 | 0.04593 | 191 | 144 | 30 | 17 |
617 | I guess it's a mid-extinction crisis. | 1.3333 | 0.04706 | 174 | 130 | 30 | 14 |
618 | He can't stand how old he looks on the quarter. | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
619 | He’s been eating down stream from the Rogaine factory. | 1.3333 | 0.04693 | 159 | 116 | 33 | 10 |
620 | He's always had trouble identifying as a bald eagle | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
621 | He went to Florida last winter. | 1.3333 | 0.05021 | 159 | 120 | 25 | 14 |
622 | In his former life he was a jailbird, he says. | 1.3333 | 0.05043 | 135 | 98 | 29 | 8 |
623 | When his wife sees it, there will be hell toupee ! | 1.3333 | 0.04826 | 168 | 126 | 28 | 14 |
624 | He's had a comb over ever since he saw that human Trump on TV. | 1.3333 | 0.04755 | 156 | 114 | 32 | 10 |
625 | Some birds like Elvis… I prefer the Eagles | 1.3333 | 0.05962 | 123 | 95 | 15 | 13 |
626 | Don't worry, Congress will never get it together to change the Great Seal. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 101 | 33 | 7 |
627 | He's not handling the divorce well | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
628 | That comb over is just for the birds... | 1.3333 | 0.05030 | 162 | 123 | 24 | 15 |
629 | I heard they’re plugs | 1.3333 | 0.04152 | 186 | 133 | 44 | 9 |
630 | No matter how many wigs he wears, he's still a bald eagle. | 1.3333 | 0.05079 | 153 | 115 | 25 | 13 |
631 | Why can't Elvis impersonators just stay in Vegas? | 1.3315 | 0.04366 | 181 | 132 | 38 | 11 |
632 | Anyway, it’s better than the comb-over… | 1.3315 | 0.04270 | 178 | 128 | 41 | 9 |
633 | Nope. Doesn’t do it for me. You? | 1.3314 | 0.04445 | 172 | 125 | 37 | 10 |
634 | That’s just a bad rug. He’s bald like the rest of us. | 1.3314 | 0.04801 | 169 | 127 | 28 | 14 |
635 | His bigger problem is he is afraid to fly. | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
636 | Sheryl got the kids... | 1.3313 | 0.04994 | 160 | 121 | 25 | 14 |
637 | Technically, is he still a bald eagle? | 1.3313 | 0.04752 | 160 | 118 | 31 | 11 |
638 | The chicks like the way he gyrates his tail feathers. | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
639 | 'Let's watch when he flies away if it stays on his head" | 1.3311 | 0.04948 | 151 | 112 | 28 | 11 |
640 | Wait 'till he sings 'Hound Dog." | 1.3311 | 0.04948 | 151 | 112 | 28 | 11 |
641 | Someone told him he was a bald eagle. | 1.3311 | 0.04735 | 148 | 107 | 33 | 8 |
642 | He can swim in it, too! | 1.3310 | 0.04996 | 145 | 107 | 28 | 10 |
643 | He's just a hunka hunka birdie love! | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
644 | Is it too late to ask for pronouns? | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
645 | Honestly, that should be ill-eagle! | 1.3309 | 0.05429 | 136 | 103 | 21 | 12 |
646 | They've decided they are non-binary. | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
647 | Some species like being threatened. | 1.3308 | 0.04809 | 130 | 92 | 33 | 5 |
648 | He looked better last week as a blond. | 1.3295 | 0.04573 | 173 | 128 | 33 | 12 |
649 | my mom always said the curly bird gets the perm | 1.3295 | 0.04646 | 173 | 129 | 31 | 13 |
650 | No, no. He's still a bald eagle. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
651 | He watched all 2 hours and 40 mins of the Elvis movie on HBOMax | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
652 | He did say there’d be hell toupee. | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
653 | There’s no way I’m going to be his wingman. | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
654 | And he had the nerve to say that it's natural | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
655 | He flew into Celia Smook’s clothesline, wound up with her panties on his head, and now he thinks he’s Elvis. | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
656 | I heard it was an early-bird special. | 1.3292 | 0.04474 | 161 | 116 | 37 | 8 |
657 | Rebranding. | 1.3292 | 0.04560 | 161 | 117 | 35 | 9 |
658 | Did you seriously just ask me if I think that looks real? | 1.3292 | 0.05121 | 161 | 124 | 21 | 16 |
659 | A new wig on a twig!!! | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 115 | 34 | 9 |
660 | I saw him first, Margaret. | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
661 | This is what a mid eagle crisis looks like! | 1.3290 | 0.05187 | 155 | 119 | 21 | 15 |
662 | They are putting him on the new quarter | 1.3290 | 0.04587 | 155 | 112 | 35 | 8 |
663 | Remember, Honey, tell my dad that his hair looks natural. | 1.3289 | 0.04455 | 152 | 108 | 38 | 6 |
664 | Being a national symbol was too much pressure. | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
665 | He was never comfortable being a “bald” eagle | 1.3289 | 0.04410 | 149 | 105 | 39 | 5 |
666 | Mid-flight crisis. | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
667 | Probably climate change. | 1.3289 | 0.05168 | 149 | 113 | 23 | 13 |
668 | Don't worry, he'll never get elected. | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
669 | He says it makes him feel presidential. I just think it makes him look like a reality TV celebrity. | 1.3289 | 0.05424 | 149 | 116 | 17 | 16 |
670 | He flies with one wing, holds on with the other. | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
671 | He has started a movement he calls MEGA, Make Eagles Great Again. I don't think it will fly. | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
672 | The right wing hides his orange one. | 1.3283 | 0.04794 | 198 | 156 | 19 | 23 |
673 | I think he's upset because I assured him I wouldn't be lonesome tonight. | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
674 | It's a little late for that, don't you think? We're already stuck with the name. | 1.3277 | 0.04637 | 177 | 133 | 30 | 14 |
675 | He feels so lonely, he could die. | 1.3277 | 0.04425 | 177 | 130 | 36 | 11 |
676 | I'd like to see him keep it on in an updraft. | 1.3273 | 0.04562 | 165 | 121 | 34 | 10 |
677 | He says he's evolved. | 1.3273 | 0.04138 | 165 | 116 | 44 | 5 |
678 | I could spot that birds nest a mile away. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
679 | He's just another Elvis impersonator. | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
680 | He can trans all he wants. He was born a bald eagle. He was raised a bald eagle. He’s a bald eagle. | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
681 | No matter how hard he tries to cover it up, he ain't nothin' but a bald eagle. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
682 | You’re not screaming now, but wait till he shakes his pelvis. | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
683 | He's been in witness protection ever since the photo shoot with 45. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
684 | He flew over Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3264 | 0.05199 | 144 | 109 | 23 | 12 |
685 | He's a national disgrace. | 1.3264 | 0.04605 | 144 | 103 | 35 | 6 |
686 | Elvis has flown the coop | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
687 | He was never able to accept his baldness. | 1.3258 | 0.04105 | 178 | 127 | 44 | 7 |
688 | Should have seen him during his Ramones phase. | 1.3256 | 0.04656 | 172 | 129 | 30 | 13 |
689 | I suspect a cover-up. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
690 | If you think he looks ridiculous, wait to see him perching on a sportscar." | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
691 | We never should have told him his proper name. | 1.3252 | 0.04428 | 163 | 118 | 37 | 8 |
692 | Never accepted being a bald eagle. | 1.3252 | 0.04677 | 163 | 121 | 31 | 11 |
693 | Oh Elvis Smelvis! | 1.3252 | 0.04428 | 163 | 118 | 37 | 8 |
694 | Tread lightly on the rug jokes | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
695 | He's got this thing about Tony Bennett. | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
696 | Give it a week. I'll blow over. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
697 | Great. Now we're going to be known as Rug Eagles. | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
698 | He refuses to concede. | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
699 | I don't mind the toupee, but "Elvis!?" | 1.3245 | 0.05278 | 151 | 117 | 19 | 15 |
700 | One guy’s DDT is another guy’s Rogaine | 1.3240 | 0.04727 | 179 | 137 | 26 | 16 |
701 | He's been like this since he got back from that trip to Vegas | 1.3240 | 0.04661 | 179 | 136 | 28 | 15 |
702 | That toupee is for the birds. | 1.3239 | 0.05150 | 142 | 107 | 24 | 11 |
703 | Next thing you know, he will be wearing a man bun. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
704 | Hey at least he is not wearing a MAGA hat | 1.3237 | 0.05327 | 139 | 106 | 21 | 12 |
705 | It’s a comb over fade with an undercut curl. He says he gets a lot of coos. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
706 | Little does he know the chicks dig us bald guys! | 1.3235 | 0.04616 | 170 | 127 | 31 | 12 |
707 | He thinks nobody notices. | 1.3234 | 0.04595 | 167 | 124 | 32 | 11 |
708 | Well, I think it looks natural. | 1.3232 | 0.04489 | 164 | 120 | 35 | 9 |
709 | ''I heard his wife ran off with a woodpecker" | 1.3232 | 0.04888 | 164 | 125 | 25 | 14 |
710 | It's a Johnny Cash look. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
711 | He says he never eats the fur anyway, so why not put it to good use? | 1.3230 | 0.04953 | 161 | 123 | 24 | 14 |
712 | Looks like being the national bird has gone to his head. | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
713 | Europeans... | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
714 | His nest has a live cam. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
715 | It's downright unamerican. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
716 | Yes, Julio has style but someone must warn him that Liberacci is passsee. | 1.3224 | 0.04904 | 152 | 114 | 27 | 11 |
717 | I'm serious, it's natural. | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
718 | All he's missing are his Blue Suede Shoes. | 1.3224 | 0.04723 | 152 | 112 | 31 | 9 |
719 | Not my kind of president, but he has a huge following of magpies. | 1.3224 | 0.04992 | 152 | 115 | 25 | 12 |
720 | Why can’t he just molt gracefully like the rest of us? | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
721 | I think it’s kind of sad and kind of hot at the same time. | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
722 | No, YOU tell him he's not fooling anyone. | 1.3221 | 0.04494 | 149 | 107 | 36 | 6 |
723 | He hasn't been the same since the oil spill. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
724 | He's going through a mid-life crisis. | 1.3217 | 0.04718 | 143 | 104 | 32 | 7 |
725 | Where did we go wrong? | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
726 | So much for us being described as majestic. | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 122 | 33 | 10 |
727 | He ain't never caught a rabbit. | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
728 | He bought a ridiculous sports car as well. | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
729 | Some of us handle this bald eagle thing better than others. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
730 | The threat to democracy is staggering. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
731 | They were on sale, maybe? | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
732 | he's been listening to Roy Orbison | 1.3210 | 0.04687 | 162 | 121 | 30 | 11 |
733 | It doesn't take our eyes to spot that piece from a mile away... | 1.3210 | 0.04927 | 162 | 124 | 24 | 14 |
734 | As if no one will notice. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
735 | Do you think it's real? | 1.3209 | 0.04315 | 187 | 139 | 36 | 12 |
736 | Is it a wig or the improvement of our species" | 1.3208 | 0.04490 | 159 | 116 | 35 | 8 |
737 | So obvious. I could see it from two miles away. | 1.3207 | 0.04627 | 184 | 141 | 27 | 16 |
738 | Must be mating season | 1.3202 | 0.04169 | 178 | 129 | 41 | 8 |
739 | I was all in until I heard the list of side effects it causes | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
740 | There's something different about him...I just can't put my wingtip on it. | 1.3197 | 0.04628 | 147 | 107 | 33 | 7 |
741 | Hard to say. His mom’s a hairy woodpecker and his dad a bald eagle. | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
742 | Could be worse. Could be a mullet. | 1.3197 | 0.04921 | 147 | 110 | 27 | 10 |
743 | Are we allowed to do that? | 1.3197 | 0.05015 | 147 | 111 | 25 | 11 |
744 | I guess he was transferred from the zoo in Las Vegas. | 1.3195 | 0.04391 | 169 | 124 | 36 | 9 |
745 | He'll do Heartbreak Hotel if you ask him. | 1.3194 | 0.04893 | 144 | 107 | 28 | 9 |
746 | It looks like someone's been using Rogaine. | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
747 | Just wait ‘till he’s in the jet stream. | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
748 | Proud symbol of our nation my ass! | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
749 | He prefers not to be endangered. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
750 | Who does Herman think he's fooling? | 1.3185 | 0.04431 | 157 | 114 | 36 | 7 |
751 | The worst part is he thinks no one can tell. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
752 | That's a leaf. He's bald just like the rest of us. | 1.3182 | 0.05303 | 132 | 100 | 22 | 10 |
753 | That Hair Club for Men does amazing work | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
754 | I’m not saying I’m on board with it, but he is giving off an Elvis vibe that I can’t help but admire. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
755 | I mean, he looks the part, but can he sing? | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
756 | I can't wait to see him dive into the water for fish. | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
757 | He's been watching GOLDEN GIRLS again at those windows in that big blue house! | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
758 | You can tell it's not his natural color. | 1.3171 | 0.05693 | 123 | 95 | 17 | 11 |
759 | Should we tell Larry that we’re supposed to be bald? | 1.3171 | 0.04474 | 164 | 121 | 34 | 9 |
760 | I told him if he wears that to the nest, I'll definitely be a flight risk. | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
761 | Was kicked out of the Eagles, ended up an Elvis impersonator. | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
762 | It’s called a comb over. | 1.3167 | 0.04558 | 180 | 137 | 29 | 14 |
763 | I really like this tree | 1.3162 | 0.05291 | 136 | 104 | 21 | 11 |
764 | He thinks it makes him look presidential. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
765 | He's been spending too much time with #45. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
766 | It is hard to soar like an eagle when you’re worried about the toupee blowing away. | 1.3158 | 0.05269 | 133 | 101 | 22 | 10 |
767 | God, I hate Vegas. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
768 | At least he gave up the combover. | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
769 | He's also started only eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches. | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
770 | He thinks he's incognito. | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
771 | It just brings attention to his baldness | 1.3152 | 0.04451 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
772 | He heard they're redesigning the quarter. | 1.3152 | 0.04772 | 165 | 126 | 26 | 13 |
773 | That’s why it’s illegal to transplant endangered species. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
774 | He thinks it makes him look more endangerous. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
775 | He’s trying to distract from his crows feet. | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
776 | It gets worse. He only sings Elvis songs. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
777 | He just arrived from Mar-a-lago. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
778 | He hasn't chosen his party yet but he's locked in the image consultant. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
779 | It's true. I saw him snatch it right off the guys head. | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
780 | Who's going to be the one to tell him we're not bald? | 1.3145 | 0.04648 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
781 | He calls it a head warmer, I call it a midlife crisis. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
782 | Rogaine. His convertible is even more embarrassing. | 1.3141 | 0.04881 | 156 | 119 | 25 | 12 |
783 | He invited me to a party in the county jail. | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
784 | I told you he's alive. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
785 | Would we say “awkward eagle?” | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
786 | You should hear his rendition of "Love Me Tender." | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
787 | Bald", as in "bald eagle" means "white", as in our white heads. So Trumpian of him to not know | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
788 | He says the government will pay for it because 'Hare' Restoration is covered under the Endangered Species Act. | 1.3137 | 0.05119 | 153 | 119 | 20 | 14 |
789 | He went to see the new Elvis movie and has been acting like this ever since" | 1.3137 | 0.04396 | 153 | 111 | 36 | 6 |
790 | everyone wants to be Elvis these days | 1.3137 | 0.04771 | 153 | 115 | 28 | 10 |
791 | Toupee or not toupee, that is the question. | 1.3136 | 0.04534 | 169 | 127 | 31 | 11 |
792 | I've always thought he was the best captain of the Enterprise. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
793 | He landed on some piano keys and now he thinks he's Liberace. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
794 | He actually was getting bald. | 1.3133 | 0.05018 | 150 | 115 | 23 | 12 |
795 | Wait until he flies. | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
796 | Told you not to show him the Elvis movie | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
797 | Elvis is in the house. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
798 | You have to admit, he does look younger. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
799 | He looks even more bald that way if you ask me. | 1.3129 | 0.04397 | 163 | 120 | 35 | 8 |
800 | He ain't never caught no rabbit and he ain't no friend of mine " | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
801 | And it’s made out of HUMAN hair! | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
802 | What's next, lipo? | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
803 | He figures he can pick up a chick if he looks more like a rooster. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
804 | "He loves that the birdwatchers call him Elvis. | 1.3121 | 0.04595 | 157 | 117 | 31 | 9 |
805 | Let’s see how well he handles it in the wind. | 1.3121 | 0.04413 | 157 | 115 | 35 | 7 |
806 | The only peace he supports is the one on top of his head. | 1.3121 | 0.04736 | 141 | 104 | 30 | 7 |
807 | It's either a wig, or he's a different species. | 1.3121 | 0.04945 | 141 | 106 | 26 | 9 |
808 | He can steal fish just by thinking about it. | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
809 | Look Priscilla. Isn’t that Elvis?” | 1.3120 | 0.05497 | 125 | 96 | 19 | 10 |
810 | He works Las Vegas during the winter. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
811 | The salmon must think they're getting eaten by Elvis! | 1.3117 | 0.04920 | 154 | 118 | 24 | 12 |
812 | His feathers aren't real either. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
813 | You're gonna love this Bob, his healthcare insurance paid for it. | 1.3116 | 0.05224 | 138 | 106 | 21 | 11 |
814 | Land of the Free, Home of the Wave," apparently. | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
815 | I'm just saying, it wouldn't hurt you to put some effort into your appearance as well. | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
816 | Says he found the nomenclature "derogatory". | 1.3106 | 0.04764 | 161 | 123 | 26 | 12 |
817 | That is not how we get taken off the endangered list | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
818 | Just wait 'till you see him shake his tail feathers! | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
819 | No, don’t tell me; let me guess. He had his talons done? | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
820 | You may not like the look, but wait until you hear his rendition of "All Shook Up". | 1.3101 | 0.05481 | 129 | 100 | 18 | 11 |
821 | Vanity like that is un-American | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
822 | I can spot a cheap rug a mile away! | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
823 | He's missed all of the self esteem classes. | 1.3099 | 0.04377 | 142 | 102 | 36 | 4 |
824 | He does a great Rockin’ Robin. | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
825 | It makes his butt look big. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
826 | Sure he looks younger,but there goes his protection status | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
827 | I don’t care what you say—he looks years younger. | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
828 | Should we tell him that he is SUPPOSED to be bald? | 1.3091 | 0.04599 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
829 | It's a phase.This week Elvis...next week Roy Orbison. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
830 | I can tell it's artificial. | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
831 | elvis schmelvish | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
832 | Birdwatchers call him a "comb-over eagle." | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
833 | It appears that ornithologists were wrong: the dodo is still with us! | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
834 | I'll bet you a trout and two field mice he's changed political parties. | 1.3083 | 0.05248 | 133 | 102 | 21 | 10 |
835 | It's a feather duster. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
836 | At least it isn't orange. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
837 | You can tell it’s not real feathers. | 1.3082 | 0.04883 | 159 | 123 | 23 | 13 |
838 | Don't be cruel when we tell him. | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
839 | It looks like all the mistakes I've ever made. | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
840 | He is, in fact, a founding member of the Hairclub for Raptors. | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
841 | He thinks we don't know the truth | 1.3077 | 0.05114 | 156 | 123 | 18 | 15 |
842 | Next week he’ll show up with arms. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
843 | He bought it at a dollar store. Said it was a small price toupee. | 1.3077 | 0.05624 | 117 | 90 | 18 | 9 |
844 | He just got back from Graceland | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
845 | Don't bring it up. He will wig out. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
846 | It’s as though we’ve never been called bald before. | 1.3077 | 0.04597 | 169 | 129 | 28 | 12 |
847 | Does he know he's not really bald? | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
848 | He nested in Memphis last year.... | 1.3072 | 0.04068 | 166 | 120 | 41 | 5 |
849 | He aspires to be a loon. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
850 | That mouse pelt isn't fooling anyone. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
851 | Silly yes, but they say he could be our next President. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
852 | He’d look better if he hadn’t just killed it. | 1.3070 | 0.05861 | 114 | 89 | 15 | 10 |
853 | What happened in Vegas did NOT stay in Vegas! | 1.3067 | 0.04713 | 163 | 125 | 26 | 12 |
854 | Rug Eagle doesn’t conjure up the same image”! | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
855 | He can't decide on which persona, Elvis or Trump! | 1.3065 | 0.05631 | 124 | 97 | 16 | 11 |
856 | I hear he's going to be on the Alaska state quarter. | 1.3062 | 0.04691 | 160 | 122 | 27 | 11 |
857 | The Liberace look is back, really? | 1.3061 | 0.04383 | 147 | 107 | 35 | 5 |
858 | One trip to France and now he thinks he's a rooster! | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
859 | At least it's not a comb-over... | 1.3059 | 0.04419 | 170 | 128 | 32 | 10 |
860 | I present to you the rarest of species, the vain toupéed eagle. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
861 | Three mice it doesn't last the day. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
862 | He's not the top bird, but he is the hair apparent | 1.3058 | 0.05609 | 121 | 94 | 17 | 10 |
863 | I'd prefer you age gracefully. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
864 | Said his name is Eaglis. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
865 | He looks great, but wait until he flies... | 1.3057 | 0.04922 | 157 | 122 | 22 | 13 |
866 | He’s not aging well.” | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
867 | His ex-wife started dating a peacock | 1.3057 | 0.05004 | 157 | 123 | 20 | 14 |
868 | For him, vanity trumps identity | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
869 | He says he's a bold eagle. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
870 | They're gonna know | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
871 | And then he says ‘Thank you… Thank you very much’” | 1.3051 | 0.05582 | 118 | 91 | 18 | 9 |
872 | How about "Conway Tweetie"? | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
873 | He took the term "bald eagle" personally. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
874 | He’s fooling no one… It is literally in our name | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
875 | Look at Brad, trying to work his way up the pecking order. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
876 | Yeah, it's obviously fake, but he's so much more confident now. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
877 | You say "Bold Eagle" but I still think he looks like a second-rate Elvis impersonator. | 1.3046 | 0.04882 | 151 | 116 | 24 | 11 |
878 | These Elvis impersonators are getting ridiculous. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
879 | Gary is really embracing his divorce isn’t he | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
880 | When I told him to go get a rug I meant for the bottom of our nest. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
881 | Who’s he fooling? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
882 | Just my opinion, but I don't think The Toupee Eagle is gonna fly as a national symbol. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
883 | The King | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
884 | At first, I thought it was a squirrel. | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
885 | Does he think no one would notice?? | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
886 | And then he tells me bald eagles mate for life, as if I needed reminding. | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
887 | He told me he saw the Elvis movie last week. | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
888 | Does he still count as a Bald Eagle? | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
889 | It's quite a bald statement if you ask me. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
890 | I really want to run my nails through it. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
891 | Yeah, it’s a rug. | 1.3028 | 0.04792 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
892 | He wants to get back onto an endangered species list. | 1.3028 | 0.04792 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
893 | He uses the coxcomb-over to attract chickens for dinner. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
894 | What's really funny is that it keeps falling off when he dives for prey. | 1.3026 | 0.05366 | 152 | 123 | 12 | 17 |
895 | The "Douchebag Rockabilly Poseur Eagle" is technically more endangered than we are,but nobody cares. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
896 | What's next? Orange spray tan? | 1.3025 | 0.05668 | 119 | 93 | 16 | 10 |
897 | Rumor has it he's actually bald. | 1.3025 | 0.04558 | 162 | 123 | 29 | 10 |
898 | What's so out of character is that the whole thing isn't bright orange. | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
899 | Nothing more pathetic than bald eagle midlife crisis. | 1.3025 | 0.04116 | 162 | 118 | 39 | 5 |
900 | It's synthetic" | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
901 | Don't get excited. It's just a decoy. | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
902 | He’s not only the president, but he’s also a client. | 1.3019 | 0.06168 | 106 | 84 | 12 | 10 |
903 | He says his parents mated in the belfry of an Elvis chapel in Vegas. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
904 | It's better than a dye job. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
905 | Next stop is a gold bracelet." "I'm thinking a sports convertible. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
906 | Guess he thinks that'll make him a chick magnet! | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
907 | Timothée Chalamet? I just think he looks like an eagle wearing a toupee. | 1.3015 | 0.05252 | 136 | 106 | 19 | 11 |
908 | I definitely think it would make the coin more attractive. | 1.3014 | 0.04493 | 146 | 108 | 32 | 6 |
909 | Look! It’s Bird Reynolds! | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
910 | Oh, he's definitely a juvenile. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
911 | I say we vote him out. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
912 | He may be a bald eagle, but that toupee makes him look so distinguished, don't you think? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
913 | *He's been looking for attention ever since we got off the endangered list. " | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
914 | Don't worry it's just a phase | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
915 | Frankly, it's un-American. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
916 | Dude thought we were really bald. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
917 | Imagine if he could sing! | 1.3007 | 0.04826 | 153 | 118 | 24 | 11 |
918 | He wants to go to Graceland. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
919 | It beats a comb over. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
920 | He was bothered by his receding featherline. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
921 | He started growing it when he joined the band. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
922 | What I need you to do, is stop commenting on other people’s hairstyles! | 1.3000 | 0.05336 | 140 | 111 | 16 | 13 |
923 | And just like that, he’s become an endangered species of his own. | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
924 | It's the new bald cover up. | 1.3000 | 0.05500 | 120 | 93 | 18 | 9 |
925 | Our gene pool isn’t ready for that. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
926 | He’s wearing part of our nest. | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
927 | Why did we take him to that Elvis movie? | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
928 | He's also the president of the hairpiece club for raptors. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
929 | I'll distract him, you grab it. | 1.2992 | 0.04784 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 5 |
930 | Yes,we | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
931 | Remember when Carl fished for things besides compliments? | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
932 | Oh yeah, he’s peacocking for sure. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
933 | He flew in from Memphis. | 1.2987 | 0.04619 | 154 | 117 | 28 | 9 |
934 | I've got all his albums. | 1.2986 | 0.04305 | 144 | 105 | 35 | 4 |
935 | He identifies as Elvis. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
936 | Doesn't look natural. I bet he bought it off the rack. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
937 | Not only is he the president, but he's also a client. | 1.2986 | 0.04416 | 144 | 106 | 33 | 5 |
938 | Hairy Eagle doesn't sound quite right. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
939 | Now he says he can be a "balled eagle!" | 1.2984 | 0.05489 | 124 | 97 | 17 | 10 |
940 | I think these Elvis impersonators are a different breed. | 1.2984 | 0.04432 | 124 | 89 | 33 | 2 |
941 | It is better than the old preen over. | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
942 | "Chicks love to run their talons through his tuft. | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
943 | He told me I ‘ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog’ and that he’s flying to Vegas. | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
944 | He loves being an eagle, but cannot embrace his baldness. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
945 | So this what those Rogaine researchers meant by "promoting conservation." | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
946 | Who’s Eagles Presley? | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
947 | He thinks it makes him look younger. I think it makes him look like a chickadee. | 1.2978 | 0.04408 | 178 | 137 | 29 | 12 |
948 | Pooping on their idols isn't good enough? | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
949 | ...either that or that crow you saw pooped on his head. | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
950 | Should we say something? | 1.2977 | 0.04428 | 131 | 95 | 33 | 3 |
951 | It’s an endangered crooner. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
952 | Wop bop a loo bop, wham bam… BALD! | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
953 | Mom swears he’s wearing a toupee. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
954 | I don't mind his new toupee, but the Elvis impersonations are driving me nuts. | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
955 | I hate karaoke night... | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
956 | It's not illegal, but it sure is wrong. | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
957 | I have to admit, from the back you can't tell its a toupee. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
958 | He’s a little sensitive about being a bald eagle. | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
959 | It's just a phase. | 1.2969 | 0.04486 | 128 | 93 | 32 | 3 |
960 | Someone is lonesome every night! | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
961 | Since when does scavenging need to be made great again? | 1.2966 | 0.05556 | 118 | 92 | 17 | 9 |
962 | He spent last weekend in Vegas. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
963 | He's never been the same since the Elvis movie came out. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
964 | ...and he wants us to call him 'The King'. | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
965 | 'They say he's a bigwig." | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
966 | I just hate how he calls it a feather system. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
967 | I liked him better during his 'Skinny Elvis' phase. | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
968 | When are you going to tell your bird-brain brother he’s not Elvis? | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
969 | Well, it’s an improvement over the squirrel tail or the dead mouse. | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
970 | It's his dinner but he wears it well. | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
971 | He just starting seeing a crow, that’s why. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
972 | That thing is going to fly right off his head. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
973 | Leave him alone, he's having a bad hair day... | 1.2958 | 0.04332 | 142 | 104 | 34 | 4 |
974 | I never even thought about it before. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
975 | Apparently "bald" is not "woke." | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
976 | He now wants to be referred to as “The Bold Eagle” | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
977 | We're in a caption contest, the toupée is not real. | 1.2953 | 0.04994 | 149 | 117 | 20 | 12 |
978 | Thinks he’s Don Henley. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
979 | He says orange makes him look too much like a screeching parrot. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
980 | It was his therapist’s suggestion. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
981 | If he just died his feathers orange he could run the country! | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
982 | Maybe the name was getting to him? | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
983 | He doesn't identify as a bald eagle | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
984 | He's on the spectrum. | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
985 | Good thing he’s not a cockatoo. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
986 | Is bald not cool anymore? | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
987 | Someone should tell him that you are supposed to eat your dinner,not wear it. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
988 | Ever since he saw Baz Luhrmann's Elvis... | 1.2945 | 0.04258 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
989 | He ordered it from Amazon. | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
990 | I’m not sure what pronoun to use. | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
991 | Face it. America is changing. | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
992 | He's been obsessed with that ever since Trump got elected. | 1.2937 | 0.04945 | 143 | 111 | 22 | 10 |
993 | He believes he can make it big in Vegas, and it wouldn't hurt if you were a little more supportive, Delores. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
994 | Miscommunication with his stylist about feathering. | 1.2937 | 0.04655 | 126 | 93 | 29 | 4 |
995 | I don’t think he sounds anything like Elvis. | 1.2937 | 0.05528 | 126 | 100 | 15 | 11 |
996 | Toupee or not to Toupee’s | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
997 | If it helps pick up chicks I'm in. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
998 | I tried to tell him it’s unpatriotic. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
999 | The GOP felt that "bald" wasn't masculine enough. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1000 | He's always been sensitive about his first name. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1001 | Well I’M all shook up. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1002 | Actually, it's not a toupee. He's transitioning to a cockatoo. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1003 | He fancies himself more a bard than a bird | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
1004 | What part of ' Bald Eagle" doesn't he understand?? | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1005 | He thinks chicks dig it! | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
1006 | Exposure to DDT. | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
1007 | You should hear his past life claim. | 1.2923 | 0.05231 | 130 | 104 | 15 | 11 |
1008 | Seriously? | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1009 | He says, deep down, he never truly felt like a bald eagle. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1010 | God help me, I want one. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1011 | He looks dapper til he tries to fly. Then he just looks bald and stupid. | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1012 | Just wait until the mockingbirds tweet about this!" | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1013 | He hasn't started balding yet. | 1.2913 | 0.04487 | 127 | 93 | 31 | 3 |
1014 | Dead ringer for Liberace. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1015 | He came out. Why can’t you?? | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1016 | Man, did you see him chasing it yesterday? | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
1017 | A Hoity-Toity Boidy. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1018 | I told you we should have watch Attenborough instead of Grease | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1019 | He says it's for the chicks. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1020 | I don't know about that hairpiece but I hear his mating call is worth a listen | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1021 | No, he's not just another Elvis impersonator. He's actually changed his name to Conway Tweety. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
1022 | He’s a Trump comb-back! | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1023 | He looks more like himself now. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1024 | He may look like Elvis but, trust me, his crooning is strictly for the birds... | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1025 | Doesn't it make him look ten years younger? | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1026 | I heard he lives in Trump Tower ! | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1027 | You don't need eyes like ours to spot that bird's nest. | 1.2903 | 0.05219 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 8 |
1028 | Do you think the chicks will dig it? | 1.2903 | 0.04665 | 155 | 120 | 25 | 10 |
1029 | 'This is one time I need my Field Guide' | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
1030 | You have GOT to hear him sing 'Love Me Tender'! | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1031 | It's Vegas, baby. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1032 | Elvis has left the tree. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1033 | He saw Mom admiring a Crested Grebe | 1.2900 | 0.06243 | 100 | 80 | 11 | 9 |
1034 | He’s tired of being a bald eagle. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1035 | He hasn't been the same since he pooped on Graceland. | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
1036 | That's my cousin Harry, he's a Pompadour Eagle. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1037 | He thinks no one will notice. | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1038 | Too many late night tv commercials. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1039 | He enjoys gaslighting the birdwatchers. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1040 | He just arrived from Quebec. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
1041 | Elvis has left the birdhouse! | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1042 | Who does he think he's fooling with that road-kill on his head? | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
1043 | There's no shame in it, Jaspar! It's natural. And what's more, it represents freedom. Freedom to take the top down on the Miata! | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1044 | Why can't he just accept that he is a bald eagle? | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1045 | It's for his photo shoot at the U.S. Mint next week. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1046 | He'd look better as a blonde! | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1047 | I wish he'd leave the impersonations to the parrots. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1048 | He’s never been the same since he watched Grease | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1049 | I just can't help falling in love with him, Marge. | 1.2887 | 0.04955 | 142 | 111 | 21 | 10 |
1050 | There goes the neighborhood! | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1051 | He says he’s a Hairon, now. | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1052 | He went from looking like the back of a quarter to looking like a quarterback. | 1.2883 | 0.04327 | 163 | 124 | 31 | 8 |
1053 | …and he said to me “ It’s 2022! Come on! No one needs to be bald!” | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1054 | Someone should tell him he’s not fooling anyone with that piece. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1055 | He likes to fool birders into thinking they've found a new species. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1056 | He’s not just the president; he’s also a client. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1057 | He’s from Vegas. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1058 | It beats a mohawk. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1059 | He says Elvis, but I’m thinking more like Roy Orbison. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
1060 | He thinks he's a warbler. | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
1061 | He says he can catch fish just by thinking about it. | 1.2879 | 0.05539 | 132 | 107 | 12 | 13 |
1062 | He still knows he's a bald eagle, right? | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1063 | A 'chick magnet'? With that dead rabbit on his head? | 1.2871 | 0.06346 | 101 | 82 | 9 | 10 |
1064 | Isn’t that too high a price toupee for freedom? | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1065 | He's been preparing for that evolutionary leap. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1066 | Enh" isn't an answer. You like it or you don't | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1067 | Phil sure puts the rug in rugged individualism. | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
1068 | He may look like Elvis, but his singing is for the birds. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1069 | Did we ever consider extinction? | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1070 | He thinks because he’s a bird that it looks natural. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1071 | He’s heard that Progressives are looking for a new symbol | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
1072 | I heard he’s now running for president | 1.2869 | 0.05395 | 122 | 96 | 17 | 9 |
1073 | Why can’t he accept being a bald eagle? | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1074 | Treasury wants a hip look for the new singles. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1075 | I thought the expression was “bald is beautiful.” | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1076 | I think it's a cover-up. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1077 | Bald eagles should not look like Liberace” | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1078 | Before he runs for President, he's waiting for his leaf toupee to turn orange. The full effect. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1079 | yeah,ever since the "Elvis" movie came out! | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1080 | Sure it might look good now, but I'm afraid it will run if he sweats. | 1.2868 | 0.05103 | 136 | 107 | 19 | 10 |
1081 | Doesn't he know that bald is beautiful? | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
1082 | It’s called Just for Wren. | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1083 | He certainly has the Audubon crowd in a tizzy.” | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1084 | Why don’t you shut up about the hair and let him live his life? | 1.2867 | 0.04762 | 150 | 117 | 23 | 10 |
1085 | Who cares if it isn’t natural? The chicks dig it! | 1.2867 | 0.04471 | 150 | 114 | 29 | 7 |
1086 | He says the chicks dig it. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
1087 | He's a symbol of piece | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1088 | My uncle? I thought he was your uncle. | 1.2857 | 0.06009 | 105 | 84 | 12 | 9 |
1089 | If he wants to wear it, fine. But I'm not going to call him Elvis. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1090 | Must be a young guy.... hasn't gone bald yet! | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1091 | He's watching over Graceland. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1092 | Me? I'd have gone with an Afro. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1093 | I don't think it makes him look at all younger... | 1.2857 | 0.04827 | 147 | 115 | 22 | 10 |
1094 | Is he or is he not a bald eagle? | 1.2857 | 0.05291 | 133 | 106 | 16 | 11 |
1095 | Harry could never accept being a Bald Eagle. | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
1096 | “He used to be a Bald Eagle, but now he’s a Double-Crested Comb-over Eagle.” | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
1097 | He's proud to be an American! | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1098 | Can't you just let him have this? | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
1099 | Are Elvis impersonations still a thing? | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1100 | He goes by Pierre now. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1101 | That toupee is not going to fly. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1102 | They fly off faster than his wives. | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
1103 | At least he is not singing. | 1.2848 | 0.04451 | 165 | 128 | 27 | 10 |
1104 | Bald eagle in denial. | 1.2848 | 0.04640 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
1105 | Regal Eagle | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1106 | Poor guy, must be bad genes. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1107 | He’s not only the president, he’s also a client. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1108 | He swears that it's real | 1.2846 | 0.05479 | 123 | 98 | 15 | 10 |
1109 | They call him Cool Breeze | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1110 | Viva Las Eagles. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1111 | Wait til you see his blue suede talon appliqués. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1112 | I think the hair is a bit much…he just can’t let it go | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1113 | He 's got the Elvis voice , but hasn't mastered the moves yet. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1114 | It’s safer than the sports car and he isn’t chasing younger birds. | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
1115 | He’s an influencer. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1116 | Well, at least she's still an eagle. | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
1117 | I think he looked better without that rug on top | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
1118 | Look at him—thinks he's too good to be a bald eagle. | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1119 | Does he know he's not endangered anymore? | 1.2844 | 0.04716 | 109 | 80 | 27 | 2 |
1120 | We don’t talk about Bruno. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1121 | You have to wonder where they took it from | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
1122 | That’s not the worst of it. I hear he’s stopped flying altogether and bought a Corvette. | 1.2838 | 0.04072 | 148 | 109 | 36 | 3 |
1123 | He looks like Liberace but can he play the piano? | 1.2838 | 0.03958 | 148 | 108 | 38 | 2 |
1124 | he just watched the Elvis movie,give it a few days. | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1125 | His name is Donald… | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1126 | Sure, it looks ridiculous, but you haven't lived till you've heard his "Love Me Tender." | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1127 | The ol' bird thinks he's Elvis! | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1128 | I haven’t seen anything like that since the ‘70s. | 1.2836 | 0.05037 | 134 | 105 | 20 | 9 |
1129 | And if you look closely I think he's had some work done on his beak, too. | 1.2836 | 0.04446 | 134 | 100 | 30 | 4 |
1130 | He's trying out for a part in a Hitchcock movie. | 1.2835 | 0.05465 | 127 | 102 | 14 | 11 |
1131 | Man, I remember when we used to have hair like that! | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1132 | I just don't think "comb over eagle" is going to catch on. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1133 | You think the talons are real? | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
1134 | He swears it's natural. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1135 | He has a thing for Arthur Fonzarelli” | 1.2832 | 0.04614 | 113 | 83 | 28 | 2 |
1136 | It worked better on the squirrel. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1137 | We’re fish theives with halitosis. Can’t we at least be comfortable with our bird-pattern baldness? | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1138 | Identifies as the bald-less eagle. | 1.2826 | 0.04931 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 9 |
1139 | It’s his third midlife crisis. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1140 | I'm not sure ... he just says, The King is BACK! | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1141 | At least we got him to shave the goatee. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1142 | Just wait 'til you see the shoes | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1143 | Let him be Elvis for awhile. He had a hard life. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1144 | Black-capped chickadee envy. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1145 | Vanity, thy name is idiot | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1146 | Hair Club For Wren | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1147 | Well, it does look better than that backwards Cubs baseball hat. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1148 | I don’t think it’s a ‘why’ so much as a ‘how.’ | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1149 | He just flew in from Vegas. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1150 | Let's hope it's just a midlife crisis | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1151 | He joined Hair Club for Men. | 1.2818 | 0.05937 | 110 | 89 | 11 | 10 |
1152 | He ain't no friend of mine. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1153 | He actually does a pretty good “Hound Dog” | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1154 | That's his Elvis personna. | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1155 | I liked it better feathered. | 1.2817 | 0.03918 | 142 | 103 | 38 | 1 |
1156 | He’s into this whole ‘raptor without a cause’ phase. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1157 | Wait ‘til you see his Elvis impersonation.Fantastic! | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1158 | Look, none of us like being bald, but that is ridiculous! | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1159 | He told me that he can’t help falling in love with me. | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
1160 | He’s a birdbrain | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
1161 | Well, he's a lousy raptor, but he keeps the kids amused. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
1162 | It's "They / Them" now. | 1.2810 | 0.05407 | 121 | 96 | 16 | 9 |
1163 | He's mine! | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1164 | It's an act of pure hairesy. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1165 | Elvis just flew out of the building. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1166 | Not just president of the Hair Club for Wren but also a client. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1167 | I think he's taken his support for Trump just a little too far. | 1.2806 | 0.05209 | 139 | 112 | 15 | 12 |
1168 | He thinks he's Don Henley. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1169 | It’s just a little too Liberace. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1170 | He's big in New York real estate. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
1171 | It's fine FEATHERS that make fine birds, but evidently he didn't get the memo. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1172 | He's also a client. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
1173 | You should hear him sing Hound Dog. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
1174 | I hear he bought a Corvette too… | 1.2803 | 0.04344 | 132 | 98 | 31 | 3 |
1175 | The combover was worse | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1176 | Don't blame me. You're the one who wanted to name his Elvis. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1177 | He's opening for The Byrds. | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
1178 | That dye job is a dead give away that he's back on the market again. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1179 | You should see his Willy Nelson getup. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1180 | I TOLD you Elvis was still alive! | 1.2795 | 0.04511 | 161 | 126 | 25 | 10 |
1181 | He’s migrating to Vegas this year. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1182 | These Elvis impersonators are getting on my nerves. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
1183 | How about rug head. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1184 | So that's what happened to the nest. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1185 | I don’t know if you remember Steve Allen, but he’s the spitting image. | 1.2791 | 0.04399 | 129 | 96 | 30 | 3 |
1186 | He’s an Elvis impersonator at night. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1187 | He forfeited all his federal protections. For what? Vanity, that's what. | 1.2788 | 0.06027 | 104 | 84 | 11 | 9 |
1188 | It’s still a rug. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1189 | I suddenly feel... naked. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1190 | He only answers to “Bold” eagle now. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1191 | He misheard a nature film crew. He thought they said we were going distinct. | 1.2785 | 0.04294 | 158 | 121 | 30 | 7 |
1192 | He's compensating for small talons. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1193 | Mid -migratory crisis | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1194 | Who's that hunk, a hunk of burning love? | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1195 | He's going to be an Elvis impresonator. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1196 | Makes him look ten years younger! | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1197 | If this catches on with the ladies, we’re in big trouble. | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1198 | He’s big into cosplay. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1199 | Does this mean her pronouns have changed or is this just her Elvis phase? | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1200 | He does it for the chicks. | 1.2781 | 0.04322 | 151 | 115 | 30 | 6 |
1201 | I'm hoping he'll feather my nest. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1202 | Now that we are off the endangered species list, he's moved on to the next big challenge. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1203 | It's just so embarrassing, everyone already knows he's a bald eagle | 1.2778 | 0.04971 | 144 | 115 | 18 | 11 |
1204 | He'd have a much better chance with me if he lost the rug and laid off the cheeseburgers! | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1205 | And people are saying the bald eagle is going extinct. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1206 | The old bird isn't fooling anybody. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1207 | He's still bald. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
1208 | That’s a cardinal sin. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1209 | Is he a Mod or Hawk-er? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1210 | A toupee? Really? Aren’t we supposed to be bald? | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
1211 | So the symbol for America is a guy with a toupee? | 1.2770 | 0.04680 | 148 | 116 | 23 | 9 |
1212 | You'd think he'd remember why they call us bald eagles. | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
1213 | It's how he evades the National Geographic paparazzi | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
1214 | It’s real and it’s fabulous. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1215 | From DDT and hunters, sure, but they can’t protect us from ourselves. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1216 | It's probably not even real. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1217 | Still bald. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1218 | Of course he used to be a bald eagle, but now he identifies as a mullet. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1219 | It’s a cover-up for a failed hair transplant.” | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1220 | Dad thinks the toupe makes him look Presidential. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1221 | I know, but he’s humming ‘Pretty Woman’. It’s gotta be him. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1222 | Father's really gone out on a limb this time. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1223 | Harry could just never accept that he`s a bald eagle" | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1224 | Preening works, but wait till he molts. | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1225 | He's been in denial ever since he heard what they were calling us. | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1226 | That my pillow guy really went for it didn't he? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1227 | Remember, he's not only the President of the company, but he's a client also. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1228 | But how does he put it on? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1229 | One soaring dive for a mouse and that thing is coming off, guarantee. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
1230 | You tell him. | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
1231 | HE JUST GOT TIRED OF THAT PEACOCK BALD-SHAMING HIM | 1.2756 | 0.05205 | 127 | 101 | 17 | 9 |
1232 | ‘Beats a mo-hawk.’ | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1233 | But can he move like Jagger? | 1.2756 | 0.05084 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
1234 | Stanley's been hanging out in the Hamptons. | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1235 | Seriously, what's next? A Talon-cure? | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1236 | He's a jailhouse hawk. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1237 | The bald eagle expert from the Audubon Society is coming to check him out. They think it's a toupee too. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1238 | Sure we're Bald Eagles. But see! Now we don't have to be. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
1239 | What do you think? should we ask for his autograph? | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1240 | He's in denial | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1241 | I bet he's a bald eagle. | 1.2752 | 0.04855 | 109 | 82 | 24 | 3 |
1242 | He thinks no one can tell it's a toupe. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1243 | It's called BALD eagle for a reason. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
1244 | It’ll come off in the birdbath. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1245 | He likes the Elvis look. | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
1246 | Hey babe,meet my cousin Elvis! | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1247 | He's worn it ever since he flew over Graceland. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1248 | Frankly, I preferred his comb over. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1249 | Chicks seem to dig it. | 1.2746 | 0.04486 | 142 | 109 | 27 | 6 |
1250 | Of course it's a wig, we're bald eagles for Christ's sake. | 1.2746 | 0.04808 | 142 | 112 | 21 | 9 |
1251 | He's got a nice nest in Las Vegas and his face is on the $10,000 dollar chip. | 1.2746 | 0.04486 | 142 | 109 | 27 | 6 |
1252 | He called me pretty momma | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1253 | His shrink says it's the Liberace Complex. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1254 | Angela, I told you not to take him to see the Elvis movie… | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1255 | She is undergoing transgender hormone treatments. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1256 | He's not only the Bird Hair Club president, he's also a client. | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1257 | You should see his Elvis impressions! | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1258 | He figured out to become endangered again | 1.2742 | 0.05290 | 124 | 99 | 16 | 9 |
1259 | I told you , I can spot one of those a mile away! | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1260 | Since he became an Elvis impersonator, he has been too good for us. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1261 | He never got used to being a bald eagle. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1262 | Now he thinks he’s a big wig! | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1263 | He says it helps him pick up chicks. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1264 | He's dating again. | 1.2735 | 0.04562 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1265 | You can't even escape Elvis impersonators; even here. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1266 | Ever since he changed the color from orange to black he seems much more patriotic. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1267 | And I'm telling you, he's ashamed to be bald ever since he started dating that harpy Priscilla. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1268 | So what are they? A "full-head-of-hair" eagle? | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1269 | The stigma of baldness just got to him. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
1270 | Junior's got a gig as an Elvis impersonator. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1271 | Wonder if he can shake his hips like Elvis too. | 1.2734 | 0.05169 | 128 | 102 | 17 | 9 |
1272 | He swears it's not a comb over. | 1.2734 | 0.04544 | 139 | 107 | 26 | 6 |
1273 | He got tired of birders calling him a 'bald eagle.' | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
1274 | Bald is beautiful | 1.2727 | 0.05279 | 132 | 107 | 14 | 11 |
1275 | Elvis wants a Cracker. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1276 | Really? That is SO fake | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1277 | Mating season seems to come earlier every year. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1278 | He wants to be called a Hairy Eagle?! | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1279 | He’s kinda cute, but I think it’s a toupee, whata you think? | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1280 | Don't you think the mullet would have looked a lot better? | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1281 | He looks different than his social media. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1282 | I don’t think the comb-over will help win the election. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1283 | I'm impressed, he's really been branching out! | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1284 | I keep telling him it means white, but he's so sensitive. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1285 | Every family has a weird uncle. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1286 | And you're asking me why we're on the edge of extinction? | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1287 | Land of the brave, home of the free, rug of the month. | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1288 | He’s trying to pick up a cockatoo. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1289 | Vegas! | 1.2721 | 0.04482 | 147 | 114 | 26 | 7 |
1290 | Someone should tell Frank that a toupet is not suitable for courtship display. | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1291 | He stole it off of an Elvis impersonator. | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
1292 | Peacock envy | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
1293 | His confidence has soared. | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
1294 | He's not only the President of the Hair Club for Birds, he's also a customer." | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
1295 | Hide the chicks | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1296 | We'll be fine. Evolution doesn't have an electoral college. | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
1297 | Wait until he dives at full speed. | 1.2720 | 0.04307 | 125 | 93 | 30 | 2 |
1298 | Do you think he knows it's obvious? | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
1299 | It was his breakfast rabbit. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1300 | Jeremy's no longer a bald eagle | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1301 | I didn't know he was a Republican. | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
1302 | Something’s different, but I can’t put my talon on it. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
1303 | He wants to be a Fashion Influencer. It'll never fly. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1304 | Now he’s a chick magnet. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1305 | I think Frank is going through a mid-life crisis. | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
1306 | Well, since my baby left me Well, I found a new place to dwell Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street At Hawkbreak Hotel | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
1307 | He’s always preferred The King over The Eagles | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
1308 | See! I told you Elvis was alive! | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1309 | He's the only remaining comb-over. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1310 | It's got to be a wig. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1311 | Rather than fly south to Florida, he prefers to spend his winters in Memphis. | 1.2713 | 0.04368 | 129 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
1312 | He thinks 'bald' turns off too many chicks. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1313 | He has been soaring more majestically. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1314 | Since his wife gave him that thing, her egg output has doubled. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1315 | The comb over is so 80's. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1316 | He wants me to get a tramp stamp. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1317 | His mother was a Graceland hen from Memphis. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1318 | He always puts that on for the mating season. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1319 | You know, I think I actually preferred the mullet. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1320 | Ya either a bald eagle, or ya ain't a bald eagle? | 1.2708 | 0.04431 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
1321 | A beak job usually follows. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1322 | He claims to be Elvis incarnate. Thank you very much! | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1323 | Better than the combover he had. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1324 | ... and yet he thinks we can't tell. | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1325 | If word gets out, our species is doomed! | 1.2705 | 0.05339 | 122 | 98 | 15 | 9 |
1326 | He is not handling this ‘empty nester’ thing well | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
1327 | Elvis has pooped on the building. | 1.2705 | 0.05339 | 122 | 98 | 15 | 9 |
1328 | He not fooling anyone but himself. | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1329 | Should we tell him? | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1330 | Be supportive, he identifies as a Hairy Woodpecker. | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1331 | They said we’re making a comeback. Do you think he misunderstood? | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1332 | He saw it on 'Flocks News'. | 1.2701 | 0.04804 | 137 | 108 | 21 | 8 |
1333 | Sharon told him she didn't go for bald eagles anymore | 1.2701 | 0.04576 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
1334 | He fancies himself the King. | 1.2698 | 0.05214 | 126 | 101 | 16 | 9 |
1335 | Remember when we were still balding eagles? | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1336 | If he dyes it orange maybe he can be our next President! | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1337 | He thinks it makes him look like Joe Pesci. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1338 | I bet he can't name three Elvis songs. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1339 | He thinks nobody will know. | 1.2697 | 0.04570 | 152 | 120 | 23 | 9 |
1340 | Eddie, it’s either an Orange Crested Trumpeter…or a bald eagle with a wig… | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
1341 | Now he looks like a turkey. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1342 | Yes, he looks good on a perch but whenever he dives it flies off and ruins everything. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1343 | Don't read too much into it. He calls everybody "my little chickadee." | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1344 | He prematurely molted. | 1.2692 | 0.05213 | 130 | 105 | 15 | 10 |
1345 | Are you going to tell him? Or is it my turn? | 1.2690 | 0.04617 | 145 | 114 | 23 | 8 |
1346 | He says it takes months off his life. | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1347 | What makes him so special? I can rock in the tree tops all the day long too. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1348 | Yeah, I know it’s shocking- he’s been wearing it since he bit Donald Trump. | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1349 | Maybe it's intuition, but I feel like he's seeing some bird on the side. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1350 | Sure, he looks good, but would he help out sitting on the nest? | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1351 | He's taking this " Elvis thing" too seriously! | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1352 | I caught his act. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1353 | I'm just not sure the world is ready for squawkabilly. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1354 | It's your turn to tell Jim that he isn't a hound dog. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1355 | Has he sent his daily tweets to his flock? | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1356 | Every Halloween he does this Elvis thing and wins first prize | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1357 | Your turn | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1358 | It makes sense when you see him playing a guitar. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1359 | That look doesn’t fly with me. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1360 | Covering up insecurities IS pretty patriotic in a way. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1361 | Ever since he got that Elvis toupee he has been insufferable. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1362 | Some symbol of America he is! | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1363 | Not to mention he’s dating a chick half his age. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1364 | Birds can have a Mid Life Crisis. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1365 | Of course his name is Elvis. Why am I not surprised? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1366 | At least we convinced him to ditch the Orange one | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1367 | I’m sure it’s a comb over | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1368 | Well, he's trying to set a new standard for the national symbol | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
1369 | He’s hoping to attract a cougar. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1370 | Just tell him that you want him, you need him, and you love him. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1371 | He looks like he thinks he is entitled | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1372 | Look what landed on his head. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1373 | I tried to tell him it's just what some humans call us. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1374 | So he's just an eagle now? | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1375 | Is that a nest on his head | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1376 | I keep trying to tell him it's just a name, but he won't listen. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1377 | He has a million subscribers. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1378 | You should see his orange toupee! | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
1379 | How's that going to look when he gets in the jetstream? | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
1380 | There's something different about Mary. | 1.2672 | 0.04945 | 131 | 104 | 19 | 8 |
1381 | He expects America will be great again, again. | 1.2671 | 0.04157 | 146 | 111 | 31 | 4 |
1382 | Worst comb-over ever. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1383 | Now, who gets stoned? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1384 | Don’t judge him until you hear ‘Love me tender’ | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1385 | He may look like Elvis, but he don't SING like Elvis! | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1386 | In homage to Zelenskyy. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1387 | Will this affect our species? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
1388 | It’s crazy what going vegan can do to your head. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
1389 | And he wonders why he can't get a date. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1390 | He said he identifies as a Hummingbird now | 1.2662 | 0.04852 | 139 | 111 | 19 | 9 |
1391 | Ever since he got the you know what. He's been you know what. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1392 | He claims his good looks saved us from extinction. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1393 | Try flying with that thing on. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1394 | The Elvis has landed. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1395 | We may be birds of a feather,but he likes to stand out. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1396 | He can't wear that and still want to be called the national bird. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1397 | He may be handsome, but he’s not very good in the nest. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1398 | He must be running for office. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
1399 | He tweeted that he's the reincarnation of Elvis. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1400 | Definitely a rug. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1401 | That high-pitched squawk will take some getting used to ..... | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1402 | You know Miguel was never comfortable being a bald eagle. From as early as I can remember he flew with a totally different crowd. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1403 | He says it's his "thinking-cap" for telepathically declassifying Top-Secret documents. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1404 | He didn’t like the adjective. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1405 | Clearly he's not from our branch of the family. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1406 | He’s lookin’ fly… hah | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1407 | Her therapist thought it might assist with her transitioning | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1408 | Through fans like him, the spirit of Elvis will never die. | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1409 | And he’s started shaking his tail feather every time he screeches… | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1410 | I cant stand it - he thinks it makes him look more patriotic. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1411 | I don't think I want to be the national bird anymore. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1412 | So far as I'm concerned, the hair-piece eagle is not as rare as it ought to be. | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
1413 | Got tired of being confused with a Bald Eagle! | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1414 | Elvis has flown out of the building. | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1415 | Winters at Graceland. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1416 | If you think that's weird, you should see him wearing blue suede shoes. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1417 | Not only that...he just picked up a guitar | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1418 | I wonder with all the money spent on the hair, he still has enough to pay the lawyers? | 1.2645 | 0.05218 | 121 | 97 | 16 | 8 |
1419 | Before Elvis, he always wore a crew cut | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1420 | Do you want to tell him, or should I? | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1421 | He claims it’s a hit with all the chicks. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1422 | Once the poor guy started growing hair he lost all his confidence. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1423 | I told you not to complement his singing | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1424 | He thinks it will help him meet chicks. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1425 | I think he's having a flydentity crisis. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1426 | He refers to himself as the "Millennial Falcon." | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1427 | It’s all quite sordid, you know. His wife left him for a Golden Eagle | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1428 | Do I call him Wig Eagle now? | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1429 | I’ve always said, just go gracefully. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1430 | Is he compensating for something or does he have a date? | 1.2639 | 0.04515 | 144 | 113 | 24 | 7 |
1431 | He says pompadour is the new bald | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1432 | It won't catch on at the Treasury. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1433 | She’s not like other girls | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1434 | I heard he headed the Graceland migration | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1435 | He said he's hoping it helps with his Canadian citizenship. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1436 | Big deal. Apparently, I can talk! | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1437 | Yeah, the Rogaine worked great, but then he had to push it with Giuliani hair dye. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1438 | It's his mother's. | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
1439 | Well, let's put it this way...I don't think they'll be changing our image on the dollar anytime soon. | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1440 | He’s running for President. | 1.2632 | 0.06386 | 95 | 79 | 7 | 9 |
1441 | If you want to get on his good side,just mention how presidential you think he looks. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1442 | You’ve got to admit it makes him look years younger. | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
1443 | So when are you getting yours? | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1444 | Yup retired! No more flying. He’s driving a red Corvette! | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
1445 | He says his name is Elvis. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1446 | 'The Presley's tried to adopt him." | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
1447 | He bitterly resented being described as a bald eagle. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1448 | The Republicans wanted to use him in their ads, but Trump did not like the bald look? | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1449 | Uh, yea. You can find anything on Amazon… | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1450 | He never could deal with being bald. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1451 | Johnny thinks he's some kind of hawkahawka burning dove. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1452 | Someone needs to tell him that we’re not literally bald. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1453 | He says it's natural. He doesn't use hair coloring. At least it's not orange. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1454 | It's not Rogaine. Guess again. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
1455 | He claims his great-grandfather knew the Birdman of Alcatraz." | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1456 | Oh yeah, that'll really fool the chicks! | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1457 | Well he ain’t ever caught a rabbit and he ain’t no friebd of mine | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1458 | The eagle has landed... a new job at Rogaine. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1459 | He identifies as a Senator. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1460 | That’s my cousin Vinny. He’s dating a young chick. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1461 | Do you think we should tell him?! | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
1462 | Quick! Get him a mirror! | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1463 | He says he got it at Liberace's estate sale. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1464 | He snatched it right off Trump's head. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1465 | Don’t tell him Elvis is dead. | 1.2617 | 0.04405 | 149 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1466 | I heard a thousand baby crows died to make it. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
1467 | He hates being a bald eagle | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
1468 | He used to have a comb over | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1469 | He did it on a dare when we were migrating through Graceland. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1470 | He recently got a hair transplant! | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1471 | Why? Why won't you let an Elvis impersonator marry us? | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1472 | Not only is that a wig, he also had a beak job! | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1473 | Seriously I think he uses conditioner. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1474 | Locks are his love language.” | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1475 | He was Guliani;s bord. | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1476 | His wig is a bald faced lie. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1477 | He heard that guy from the U.S. Mint was in town. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1478 | I mean, around these parts, he kind of is the king. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1479 | I don't know...I kinda like it. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1480 | We call him the Ego Eagle | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1481 | What’s a “hound dog?” | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1482 | American toupee, my rear tail feathers, we both know it's made in China. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1483 | He says in a former life he was Elvis. Which is kind of sad, cause all he can do now is screech. | 1.2609 | 0.05396 | 115 | 93 | 14 | 8 |
1484 | Really? Make Eagles Great Again? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1485 | What the flock? | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1486 | I'm waiting for an updraft | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
1487 | I heard he just bought a Porsche | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1488 | Nothing attracts me like a great head of nesting material . | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1489 | Seriously? His biggest concern is going bald? | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1490 | HairClub for Birds of Prey. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1491 | well... look who just got back from Graceland | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1492 | I think becoming a national symbol has gone to his head. | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
1493 | You can always tell the vain ones in the group. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1494 | Are you gonna tell him he looks like a cockatiel? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1495 | I told you we shouldn’t have named him Elvis. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
1496 | Another one lost to Hair Club for Eagles. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1497 | I dunno. It could be the Liberace. Could be the Marv Albert. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1498 | He also bought a Ferrari and started dating an eagle that could be his daughter. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1499 | If we knock off his wig, humans legally can't pick it up. | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1500 | Baldy eagle no more. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1501 | Vanity of vanities, all is vanity, and there is nothing new under the rug. | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
1502 | Since his baby left him, he's found a new branch to dwell. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1503 | It all started when he ate a peanut butter and banana sandwich. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1504 | No wonder Mom left!!! | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1505 | His Mother Was a Hairyer’s Hawk. | 1.2595 | 0.04796 | 131 | 104 | 20 | 7 |
1506 | I think I heard his mother say she wanted him to be some kind of a Cardinal | 1.2595 | 0.04796 | 131 | 104 | 20 | 7 |
1507 | He's had this Liberace thing going on for a while now. | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
1508 | "He does Elvis videos for Tik Tok. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1509 | He’s always been an Elvis fan. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
1510 | He was hired to do a Trump campaign video. They said baldness projects weakness. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1511 | I'm not sure what he is anymore. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1512 | Donald believes it makes him more virile, more attractive, more intelligent. He’s always had an unusual relationship with reality. | 1.2593 | 0.05483 | 108 | 87 | 14 | 7 |
1513 | He needs it on his chest, not his head. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
1514 | If he gets the gig, they’re going to have change all the flagpoles. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
1515 | He's practicing his Elvis crone. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1516 | Most of us get over it… | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1517 | He flew in from Vegas last night. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1518 | Some people just can't accept that they're bald. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1519 | It's a Magabird. You can tell by their distinctive toupees. | 1.2586 | 0.05492 | 116 | 95 | 12 | 9 |
1520 | ' I heard he has candelabra in his nest." | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1521 | He can wear all the wigs he wants to, nobody's going to stop calling him bald. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1522 | Don't say anything. He thinks he looks ten years younger. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1523 | He’s not just an eagle, he’s also a customer. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1524 | He just turned fifty. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1525 | What other hairbrained ideas do you think he’ll come up with? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1526 | I guess Elvis has left the building. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1527 | Well, I think he looks quite rugged. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1528 | I liked him better when he was bald. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1529 | He shows up at all the karaoke nests around here. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
1530 | Yeah, it looks stupid, but he won the Elvis contest in Vegas. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1531 | "They told him it's a more humane tracking method than banding." | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1532 | Don't you think it's a little too obvious? | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1533 | Elvis look alike, my tail feathers | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1534 | Well at least it isn't orange, like the other guy's" | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
1535 | You should see him shake his tail feather. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1536 | He's been listening to the vulture's music. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1537 | He's a rock star, Sweety. You'd look ridiculous | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1538 | It's so off brand you might think irony, but I don't think that's what he's going for. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1539 | He's a real chick magnet. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1540 | I say carpet diem! | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1541 | He's at the age that he needs to do a feather comb over. | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
1542 | He’s going through a mid-flight crisis. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1543 | He’s asked that we call him Bold Eagle. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1544 | He's not only the owner, he's also a client. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1545 | He’ll never pull off a full Elvis with that beak of his. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1546 | He said "No I'm not. I *was* bald. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1547 | For his 30th reunion he got Botox. | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
1548 | Let’s use his hair for our nest. | 1.2569 | 0.04402 | 109 | 82 | 26 | 1 |
1549 | Are you going to tell him he looks like Wayne Newton, or am I? | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1550 | He has delusions of Elvis | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1551 | Are you sure we're related? | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1552 | You don't need an Eagle eye, to spot that thing on his head. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1553 | He's wearing a slug. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1554 | Trump is bald, you know. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1555 | And for some reason, he wants us to call him "Liberace." | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1556 | With a wig like that he’s gonna have hell toupee. | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
1557 | I say he's wearing a rug. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1558 | Same feathers but we won’t flock together | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1559 | It's between a comb over and a come over | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1560 | Just listen to him. It's obvious he's not the real Elvis. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1561 | He said he loves being an Eagle, but he hates being bald. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1562 | He just flew in; says he's looking for his own sanctuary. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1563 | I didn't vote for him then and I'm not voting for him now. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1564 | He’s dating a hot chick | 1.2564 | 0.04253 | 156 | 123 | 26 | 7 |
1565 | He thinks he'll get more chicks this way. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1566 | He said he's just quietly quitting. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1567 | He took the "bald" part really personally | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1568 | He looks like an ass with that rug in his head. Not an Eagle. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1569 | The First Amendment has clearly gone to his head. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1570 | Should we tell him it's a Trump comb-over? | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1571 | He hasn't taken that wig off ever since he got back from seeing Elvis. | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1572 | Don't fall for it. It's fake! | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1573 | But you don't notice when I do my talons. | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1574 | French eagles prefer a toupee | 1.2556 | 0.04967 | 133 | 108 | 16 | 9 |
1575 | He thought he would pick up more chicks if he wasn’t bald. | 1.2555 | 0.04275 | 137 | 106 | 27 | 4 |
1576 | Not gonna help him get the worm, Norman. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1577 | Gary wears a toupee. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1578 | In retrospect, Ben Franklin was probably right. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1579 | Yo, I know his hair is weird but what's up with the leaves? | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1580 | He knows we are supposed to be bald eagles right? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1581 | I mean, who does he think he's kidding? It's right in the goddamned name. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1582 | He lived in Nashville, what can I say. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1583 | Who judges these captions? Some of them are not funny.Do,they just grab a bunch and pick three and go to lunch. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1584 | Where's his guitar? | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1585 | Much better than the Greek fisherman's cap from last week. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1586 | ...and he just bought a nest in Williamsburg. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1587 | I'm doing all the lake fish diving because he doesn't want to get his new toupe wet. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1588 | Remember when being a Bald Eagle got you laid? | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1589 | It's his mission to make eagles bold again. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1590 | It's ever since he announced his candidacy for President. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1591 | Nice do, but have you heard his a cappella voice?! | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1592 | He’s a balding eagle | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1593 | I heard he works as an Elvis impersonator on the weekends. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1594 | We’re black and white so they can’t tell his comb-over is orange. | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1595 | He said something about wanting to make America gyrate again. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1596 | Toupee eagle just doesn't sound as good. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1597 | So now Elvis is our National Bird? | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
1598 | Don't be fooled. His wife got the nest and the eggs. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1599 | Being the national bird doesn't make him "king," ya know! | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1600 | It's not exactly a thinking cap. | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1601 | Yeah right! like no one can tell | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1602 | Why don't you explain to him male baldness is genetic. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1603 | But when he does a fly over,the comb over goes the wrong way. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
1604 | Underneath it all, he’s still a bald eagle. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1605 | I heard he's dating again. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1606 | I wanted to do the same migration as last year, but no, you insisted we go a little farther south of the border. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1607 | He recently saw a flock of seagulls. | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
1608 | He’d like to be a northern harrier. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1609 | Do you think a midlife crisis is inevitable in this economy? | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1610 | He didn’t have that much hair in high school | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1611 | He sits under that leaf so he won't look bald. | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1612 | Yeah, but he still nests with his mother… | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
1613 | It looks more like a hare than hair. | 1.2538 | 0.05041 | 130 | 106 | 15 | 9 |
1614 | I wish they'd rerun that Hitchcock movie about us | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1615 | He sat atop the flagpole at Mar-a-Lago | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1616 | Who doesn't love a good paradigm shift? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1617 | When we head south he wants to stop off In Memphis! | 1.2527 | 0.06171 | 91 | 75 | 9 | 7 |
1618 | They didn’t have an orange one. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1619 | What a shame. Premature hair growth runs in his family. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1620 | One peck and I'm off with his rug. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1621 | That's global warming for you. Stuff grows where it's not supposed to. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1622 | Chicks go wild over him. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1623 | That boy is looking pretty fly. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1624 | Well it did help him land a job with cable news. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1625 | He actually looked worse when he tried the comb-over. | 1.2524 | 0.04411 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
1626 | I told you Elvis wasn’t dead. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1627 | He's been wearing it ever since he learned to sing Heartbreak Hotel. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1628 | That’s George. He couln’t grow a duck tail. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1629 | It gets worse…moving to Memphis. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1630 | Great hair, good abs, and, he's available. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1631 | Don't fly over the cuckoo's nest | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1632 | Think he’ll run in 2024? | 1.2523 | 0.04423 | 107 | 81 | 25 | 1 |
1633 | You can totally tell that it's fake. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1634 | I guess the mating call just wasn't working for him anymore. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1635 | I miss Prince, too, but..." | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1636 | He wants to be the national bird. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1637 | Next, he's getting an orange tan. | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
1638 | I suggested orange, but he thought he would be even more endangered. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
1639 | Wow, I think it’s Eaglebird Humperdinck. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1640 | Does he think we don't notice? | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1641 | Still don’t believe in evolution | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1642 | His mother was a Bald Eagle, so genetics was against him. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1643 | Does he think we’re blind eagles? | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1644 | Harold has decided to ditch the bald eagle look. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1645 | Looks like Brian finally got on Tinder. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1646 | We just call him, "The Donald." | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1647 | He's convinced it looks like natural feathers. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1648 | The worst part is that he didn't even bother to get one that was made in the U.S. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1649 | Now, there's a mullet that's bad for your digestion. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1650 | The word ‘bald’ is right in the name.” | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1651 | It works! The prairie dogs think he's just a duck. | 1.2520 | 0.04978 | 123 | 99 | 17 | 7 |
1652 | I suppose the combover was worse, but really? | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1653 | Yeah, that’s new… A little bird told me he’s got his eye on a cockatoo 10 years his junior | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1654 | He thinks it makes him look "not bald." | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1655 | He wanted a new look, but there was Hell toupee. | 1.2520 | 0.04996 | 127 | 103 | 16 | 8 |
1656 | DONALD'S DYE JOB IS NOT PARTICULARLY SEXY. NEITHER ARE HIS SMALL CLAWS. | 1.2519 | 0.04888 | 131 | 106 | 17 | 8 |
1657 | And he STILL wants federal protection. | 1.2519 | 0.04786 | 135 | 109 | 18 | 8 |
1658 | Yeah, he's dating a crested grouse half his age | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1659 | He’s just messing with the birdwatchers. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1660 | He thinks he is the reincarnation of Elvis. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1661 | Now thats an american eagle! (elvis voice) “uh huh huhh” | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1662 | John wants to get a job in Vegas. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1663 | And here I thought he was just another transplant from up north .. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1664 | He keeps saying he’s the reincarnation of someone named Elvis… | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1665 | He loses one every time he dives for fish. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1666 | Try not to stare at the toupee. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1667 | I guess being a bald eagle just wasn't his thing. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1668 | I tried to feed it to the kids and now he's not talking to me. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1669 | It doesn't even match her breast feathers! | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1670 | He's gunning for the Audubon centerfield. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1671 | He promised me he'd look more masculine. I'm still waiting! | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1672 | He said he wants to make America great again. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1673 | at least it's not an orange comb-over. | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1674 | A comb-over wasn't good enough for him! | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1675 | He says it makes him feel younger. | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
1676 | He was the front man of the Eagles... | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1677 | Looks like Samson found a new stylist. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1678 | That must be a Hairis Hawk. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1679 | Ever since he's back, it's always, "Viva Las Vegas" | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1680 | Birds of a feather clearly don't style hair together. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1681 | It's dngerous not to have a partner. Without one you can't be the "two in the bush." | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 132 | 103 | 25 | 4 |
1682 | Notice there’s very little on his chest. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1683 | Elvis the Eagle has just left the nest! | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1684 | Another endangered animal swept under the rug.” | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1685 | Hope is the thing with feathers! You can say that again. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1686 | No, he can't play guitar, but then, neither could Elvis | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1687 | Now do you see why I think he's planning to run for office? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1688 | I think he's pandering to his MAGA base. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
1689 | He also still calls us 'chicks.' | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1690 | He's been dating a titmouse. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1691 | Love Me Tender" is what he. said | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1692 | He only sings showtunes. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1693 | "It's a midlife crisis. He's all shook up. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1694 | I heard it wasn’t even made in America | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1695 | It's true; we're no longer flocking together. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1696 | He's Jewish | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1697 | I always said he'd do anything to date a Golden Eagle | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1698 | I don't care. I'm still calling him a bald eagle. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1699 | He certainly isn’t a BALD eagle. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1700 | And now he thinks he should be on the one-dollar bill. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1701 | He's taken us to another level-pompadour and circumstance. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1702 | He keeps saying “Make eagles great again.” | 1.2483 | 0.04558 | 149 | 121 | 19 | 9 |
1703 | He not only owns the Avian Bird Hair Club but he's a member! | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1704 | Whadda yeh think, worst comb-over ever? | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1705 | not only can he fly but you should see him shake his booty. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1706 | He's my sweet tweet treat, if you catch my drift. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1707 | He's actually nothing but a hound dog. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1708 | He's ruining our reputation. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1709 | Hey look, it's Elvis Preys-ley. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1710 | He’s the rebel of the family | 1.2480 | 0.05036 | 125 | 102 | 15 | 8 |
1711 | It's karaoke tonight. Other than that, who knows? | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
1712 | He’s thinking of chirping in Vegas | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1713 | Don't mention it . Unlike us he's embarrassed by being a bald eagle. | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
1714 | That, my friend, is the very rare Pompadour Eagle. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1715 | He grew tired of living a life that was a bald-faced lie. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1716 | He said it's called a 'hair system'. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1717 | Wow. Talk about “Desperado”. | 1.2478 | 0.05411 | 113 | 93 | 12 | 8 |
1718 | I told him that he looks better bald. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1719 | Technically he's still bald right? | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1720 | "Look, a comb over eagle," said no one ever. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
1721 | Didn't he leave the building? | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1722 | He thinks he's exy, but he's not. | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
1723 | YES,HE CAN SING...BUT CAN HE WIGGLE HIS TAILFEATHERS?? | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1724 | Since he has been going to concerts as a soloist, he has grown a new hairstyle. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1725 | At least it doesn't look like something he fished out of the river. | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1726 | Actually, he's got a full heard of hair. He just wears that rug so we'll think he's bald. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1727 | So far, maybe. But a pelvis? A guitar? Not gonna happen. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1728 | He saw a hound dog and something in him sparked. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1729 | He still thinks bald eagles are on the endangered list. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1730 | If that isn't the king of the jungle. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1731 | Rug? He’s looking for the young chicks. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1732 | He thinks our name is offensive. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1733 | He thinks it will help him pick up younger prey | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1734 | The Pentagon has started supplying Russian birds with stool softener. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1735 | He winters around Graceland. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1736 | He's migrating to an aviary in South Florida. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1737 | He's no bald eagle - unAmerican! | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1738 | Ok, but "cracker" will get you into very hot water these days. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1739 | It's a toupee. It's called the empty nest syndrome. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1740 | He takes everything so literally. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1741 | Something strange happened to him after he bit Donald Trump. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1742 | If you think that’s bad, until you hear his stance on migration. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1743 | ...and he's a vegan too! | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1744 | he always hated being called a bald eagle! | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1745 | he wants us to refer to him as a coiffured eagle" | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1746 | Rug or no rug, everyone knows that he’s still a bird brain. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1747 | I told him a million times, “It’s just a stupid name!” | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1748 | But can he play the guitar? | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1749 | He’s going out to pick up some chicks. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1750 | Don't mention it, or we're all endangered. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1751 | Also an election denier -- coincidence? | 1.2473 | 0.06240 | 93 | 78 | 7 | 8 |
1752 | He's a bird watched. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1753 | Looks like he's going through his Liberace phase. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1754 | He always plays that trump card!! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1755 | Looks like Elvis hasn’t left the building. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1756 | And just like that, he’s invented a new species | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1757 | He knows everyone knows so the question is, why does he do it? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1758 | Walt thinks himself a hunka hunka burning love... | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1759 | He became the national bird of Graceland | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1760 | You have to stoop pretty low to come up with a rug! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1761 | He's so vain. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1762 | He calls it "Beyond Bald" | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1763 | Trust me, it's a toupee. | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1764 | How long is he going to brood about the inevitable? | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1765 | Is THIS how bald eagles become extinct? | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
1766 | He’s the national bird of Italy. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1767 | No he is not a new species. He just thinks it looks cool. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1768 | Wouldn't something made of feathers be less obvious? | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1769 | Now he only chirps, MAGA,MAGA,MAGA. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1770 | He will probably change his name next. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1771 | Let’s be groupies. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1772 | You should see him when he adds the jumpsuit. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1773 | Yeah, his dad was a rooster. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1774 | It’s the official symbol of the country club. | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
1775 | I guess that Rogaine stuff really works for some birds. | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1776 | His beak is an implant too. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1777 | You have to love the duck tail, right? | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1778 | If you think that's ridiculous, wait'll you see the convertible he's driving now. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1779 | Looks like Elvis got a hair hat. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1780 | Well, you tell him. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1781 | Dont say anything about his hat. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1782 | Birds of a feather cannot have the same hair together. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1783 | If you're using Just For Birds, you're compensating for something. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1784 | I'm so freaking jealous right now. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1785 | I also went through a phase of denial at that age. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1786 | Eddie has been to the salon again. Pretend you don't notice. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1787 | It's a used combover cockscomb. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1788 | Didn't you hear? Elvis is planning to leave the forest." | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1789 | Words matter. You think? | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1790 | I heard he's dating a much younger woman... | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
1791 | He thinks he’s gonna get away with it ... but I can’t wait to see him get taken down for stealing those secret documents and hiding them in his nest. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
1792 | Minoxidil my ass. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1793 | And he claims L.A. didn't change him." | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1794 | That’s a quick way to get back on the endangered species list. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1795 | Implants | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1796 | Thinks he can avoid extinction. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1797 | Excuse me, did he just say he's in love...he's all shook up? | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1798 | You can always tell. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1799 | Just a desperate attempt at brand sabotage, I'd say. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1800 | Since he got his new look he insists I refer to him as just "eagle". | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1801 | It's for his Tinder photo. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1802 | Lesson learned: birds can’t pull of toupees | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1803 | Toupee or not toupee? | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1804 | He feels the look is more authentically American. | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
1805 | He identifies as a sea eagle. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1806 | The color comes from berries. I don’t know where he got the Rogaine. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1807 | He thinks the hairpiece will get him to become the new national bird if Trump is re-elected. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1808 | His band is called "The Peoples". | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1809 | Morrie's Wigs don't come off. Even underwater. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1810 | It’s a lot like a bikini on a pigeon, isn’t it? | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1811 | You know he can no longer fly? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1812 | He no longer identifies as a bald eagle. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1813 | That's known as the Piece Eagle. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1814 | He's not just the president, he's a member. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1815 | So much for the “bald” eagle | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1816 | He’s Probably married. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1817 | ….and he spends hours each day combing his hair, …. | 1.2437 | 0.05197 | 119 | 98 | 13 | 8 |
1818 | He thinks that will save himself from being extinct! | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1819 | I told him it was a can of Rogaine foam, not a fish, but he never listens. | 1.2437 | 0.04297 | 119 | 92 | 25 | 2 |
1820 | He’s really lowered the bar for the “bird brain” designation. | 1.2437 | 0.04769 | 119 | 95 | 19 | 5 |
1821 | No it’s not a genetic mutation; he’s just vain. | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
1822 | I heard that he is not just the president of the hair club for eagles- he is a member. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1823 | He thinks it makes him look more regal. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1824 | His aerie is eerie, too. | 1.2435 | 0.05467 | 115 | 96 | 10 | 9 |
1825 | Ever since he watched the new Elvis movie he won’t take it off. | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1826 | Don't forget, Franklin WANTED the turkey. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1827 | They’re called breasts and we all have them. | 1.2432 | 0.05610 | 111 | 93 | 9 | 9 |
1828 | She kicked him out of the nest and he's scavenging for a new mate. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1829 | Always has been a trendsetter! | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1830 | I bet it was made in China | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1831 | He’s quite literal. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1832 | Yeah, well, this eagle dare not tell him what I really think! | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1833 | He's had a rough time with the empty nest since his kids went off to flight school. | 1.2432 | 0.04286 | 111 | 85 | 25 | 1 |
1834 | You still insist that nothing happened at your office party. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1835 | I had no idea there was a Hair Club for Birds. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1836 | Well, he can be mad all he wants, but somebody had to tell him! | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1837 | I think he misunderstands the term 'fierce' | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1838 | He just saw the Elvis movie. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1839 | He does a great rendition of Blue Suede Shoes. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1840 | That is not how I expected us to go extinct. | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1841 | The polite term is "influencer" | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1842 | It’s one thing to hide your baldness— another thing to flaunt it. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1843 | He says it helps him with the chicks. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1844 | It’s not enough he’s on the presidential seal, he wants to be the King, too. | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1845 | He's touchy about the whole 'bald eagle' thing. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1846 | Says he's channeling Aubrey Beardsley. | 1.2424 | 0.04578 | 132 | 106 | 20 | 6 |
1847 | The funny thing is, we're not. | 1.2424 | 0.04703 | 132 | 107 | 18 | 7 |
1848 | He's a Trump impersonator | 1.2424 | 0.05759 | 99 | 82 | 10 | 7 |
1849 | He looks like a cross between Michael Douglas and Elvis!" | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1850 | Bosely? | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1851 | He says it’s given him the confidence to be the Bold Eagle he always was inside. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1852 | Now that Hollywood has called, Roy has become absolutely unbearable!! | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1853 | He has always had an identity crisis thingy going on his head". | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1854 | You tell him his toupee has slipped | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1855 | Now he's looking at sports cars. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1856 | Yes, his barber said he needed to remain relevant. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
1857 | Check out Seymour. Says he's not only the Hair Club for Eagles president, he's also a client! Looking good, Sy. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1858 | He says he's gonna run for President. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1859 | Will you tell him we're not really bald, or shall I? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1860 | I'm in the next selfie. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1861 | She only left him last week, and he's already on the prowl. | 1.2419 | 0.04187 | 124 | 96 | 26 | 2 |
1862 | That adjective never did seem fair. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1863 | He's got the look down pat. Too bad he can't sing. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1864 | He is taking the term "Bald Eagle" a little too seriously. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1865 | It doubles as a nest. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1866 | His preying for hair finally paid off. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1867 | Most certainly, it is his choice! I merely suggest that he'd do well to stay out of Trump country. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1868 | He obviously doesn't know his old English, where balde just means white. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1869 | It's part of his embrace of originalism. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1870 | It's an old Donald Trmp reject. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1871 | He thinks no one can tell. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1872 | I think he's a closet swan. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1873 | he's bald | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1874 | Now that's what I call a Bold Eagle! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1875 | He grew it long during Covid and then decided he liked it. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1876 | Once the Elvis groupies loved it, he never went back. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1877 | He figures a couple of centuries of being put down as "bald" eagles needs a lot to make up for | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1878 | I knew we shouldn’t have eaten those ‘shrooms. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1879 | He's a transhuman... specifically Liberace. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1880 | Don't say anything he thinks nobody will notice the wig | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1881 | They say he's from Memphis. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1882 | He must be one of those species deniers. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1883 | I don't care about his lack of experience, I'm voting for him for bird president and you can't talk me out of it. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1884 | Nobody will know. They're gonna know. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1885 | Do you think he even knows? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1886 | He is a Not Bald Eagle “. “ | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1887 | He has treated us badly ever since he got his hairpiece~ | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1888 | He's always trying to get attention.. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1889 | I keep telling him, 'Bald is beautiful,' but he doesn't listen. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1890 | What next, a pedicure" | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1891 | Dinner tonight and a snack for lunch? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1892 | Once an Elvis fan,always an Elvis fan. | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
1893 | Donny says if he can comb it over, he isn’t really bald. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1894 | Ted never could accept the whole "bald" thing. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1895 | You said that the amount of hair I have doesn't matter! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1896 | This is the moment when he wants to be silent! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1897 | He said his pronoun is they/them. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
1898 | So, now you never get to complain about having a bad hair day. Understood? | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
1899 | You can really only take being called 'bald' for so long. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1900 | Try not to stare…you know how sensitive Bald Eagles can be” | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1901 | Never trust a male with a rug | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
1902 | Someone told him that baldness was a sign of getting old. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1903 | Wait 'til you see his blue suede shoes. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1904 | Don't be jealous, he has so many flyaway hairs | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1905 | What a turkey.... | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1906 | Well, it doesn't take an eagle eye. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1907 | Way better than the Elvis we saw in Vegas. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1908 | Look who found a sponsor. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1909 | Want to steal that silly orange wig off his head? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1910 | His name is Elvis, and they say he can really shake a tailfeather. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1911 | He's definitely compensating | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1912 | He told me, "What happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas" | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1913 | He is a little full of himself. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1914 | You were the one who wanted to elope. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1915 | Who’s he kidding? | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1916 | Rolo got lucky more often before the toupee | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1917 | Ya gotta admit, his Elvis is pretty good. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1918 | He wants to be Elvis for Halloween | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1919 | Apparently being bald is no longer a thing | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1920 | He’s been wigging out a lot lately | 1.2389 | 0.05225 | 113 | 93 | 13 | 7 |
1921 | Cockatoo to you too! | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1922 | Your father thinks it makes him look younger | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1923 | Apparently he just flew back from the City | 1.2389 | 0.05225 | 113 | 93 | 13 | 7 |
1924 | But does he sing as well as Elvis? | 1.2389 | 0.05225 | 113 | 93 | 13 | 7 |
1925 | He claims it's a special order from Alopecia's...worth the extra price he had to pay. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1926 | His wife recently left him. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1927 | He thinks its undetectable. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1928 | I heard they took feathers from his tail… | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1929 | He thinks he's Eaglebert Humperdinck | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1930 | Get off me, he is mine | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
1931 | It’s a combover. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1932 | We’re supposed to be bald for heavens sake! | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1933 | He was thinking of coonskin, but settled for skunk. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1934 | He's always been an odd bird | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1935 | He hasn't tweeted in weeks. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1936 | Traitor to the species or creative self expression, you tell me! | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1937 | Steal it from him and we can use it to line our cage. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1938 | What did papa bird not get. He is my heir. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1939 | He thinks that rug looks like feathers | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1940 | If he comes over, don’t stare at his toupee. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1941 | I just love the undetectable toupee. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1942 | He's going to ruin it for all of us. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1943 | I can spot a toup' a mile away. | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1944 | I heard he's had LASIK surgery too. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1945 | Elvis Has left the building | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1946 | The toupee doesn’t fly with me | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1947 | Talk about rejecting your birth name | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1948 | Elvis is in the building. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1949 | Freedom of the American Idiot | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1950 | He’s tired of pretending to be a bald eagle. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1951 | It’s called the Regal Eagle. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1952 | He always rebels against labels. | 1.2376 | 0.05655 | 101 | 84 | 10 | 7 |
1953 | He’s either symbolically poking fun at late-stage capitalism, or he’s going through a midlife crisis. | 1.2376 | 0.04483 | 101 | 78 | 22 | 1 |
1954 | He ain't nothin but a hound dog. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1955 | It makes him look two years younger. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1956 | All he needs are sequins and a glitzy piano. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1957 | It gets worse, believe me. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1958 | And the call him a bird brain! | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1959 | He'll try anything to get a date with that black-capped chickadee. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1960 | It’s funny, I just wouldn’t tweet that. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1961 | It's all fun and games until you accidentally soar through an updraft. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1962 | It's not a toupee. He's had a feather transplant. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1963 | He tried to tell me it was evolution. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1964 | I think it looks very pheasant. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1965 | Don't step on his blue suede toupee. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1966 | Well, obviously it's fake, but he did get the promotion. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1967 | Someone thinks breeding season is here. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1968 | Now he's not a protected species! | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1969 | Featherbrain. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1970 | He's auditioning for the Trump show | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1971 | A beret or a toupee? | 1.2368 | 0.04189 | 114 | 88 | 25 | 1 |
1972 | He's just suffering from mid-flight crisis. | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
1973 | His entire personality changed after he got the weave. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1974 | He's looking to pick up chicks. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1975 | Hey, not for nothing, but if you need anything, anything at all, you ask Tony " Two Pecks" over there. | 1.2368 | 0.05183 | 114 | 94 | 13 | 7 |
1976 | He wasn’t self-conscious until “baldness” was given a pejorative meaning. Humans suck. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1977 | He's self conscious about his early onset plumage. | 1.2366 | 0.04576 | 131 | 106 | 19 | 6 |
1978 | It's true I can't afford a toupee, but at least I can spell it. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1979 | Oh…he’ll be ok…as long as he doesn’t try using his pelvis to fly. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1980 | Looks like a bird's nest on his head. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
1981 | I wouldn't call his hairpiece treasonous, but it's definitely unpatriotic | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
1982 | It looks good but will it stay on when he flies.? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1983 | It looks great all Winter but it falls out in the Spring. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1984 | He does his own hair. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1985 | I told you he was still alive | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1986 | Hey, it beats getting a tattoo. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1987 | If he invites you to the jungle room, don't go. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1988 | Does she or doesn’t she? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1989 | The Eagles do Elvis, think it'll sell? | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1990 | I told him that if he got the rug, he should just get stuffed. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1991 | He's determined to be on the thousand dollar bill. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1992 | He must have loved "Elvis." | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1993 | It seems that Joe's been taking the divorce well. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1994 | Ugghh... What's he going to do next? Buy a convertible? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1995 | He says flocking together is just a social construct. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1996 | You’re one leaf away from stardom | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1997 | He said he was prep-hair-ing a surprise for us. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1998 | Obviously it's a comb over. Can't imagine where he got the idea. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1999 | Worst of all, it hasn't helped his libido a bit. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2000 | He says he switched to organic birdseed. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
2001 | He ain't nothin' but a raven. Crying all the time. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2002 | It's good to be the King. | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
2003 | He's transitioning. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2004 | He’s from Florida. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2005 | He just flew back from Vegas. | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
2006 | Yeah, he's not that good, but at least we didn't have to fly to Vegas. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2007 | That hairpiece is for the birds. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2008 | An Elvis sighting, after all these years! His karma brought him back as one of us! | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
2009 | I said it looked natural, but who’s he fooling? He’s not bald. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
2010 | comb over? What comb over? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2011 | He says chicks dig it. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2012 | I heard about this in health class. Now he's going to get all the chicks. | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
2013 | Aquila Rogaini | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2014 | He’s looking for another kind of Queen. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
2015 | No way that stays on in the thermals. | 1.2353 | 0.05162 | 119 | 99 | 12 | 8 |
2016 | Toupée or injured bunny? One way to find out! | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2017 | He thinks he's Howard Cosell. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2018 | You can't even talk to him these days. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2019 | He never could accept being called a bald eagle | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2020 | He's so cocky now. Thinks he looks like Elvis. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
2021 | It's better than that MAGA hat he was wearing | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2022 | I don't know Edith, but that Ernest Angley look on Carl is working for me. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
2023 | Poor fella. Lacks the "male baldness pattern " gene. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
2024 | I bet you a quarter he denies he’s the guy on it. | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
2025 | Elvis is in the tree! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
2026 | I think his name is Donald. | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
2027 | He thinks he’s hot shit ever since he put that toupee on his head, flying around like a used Mercedes. | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
2028 | I didn’t think Minoxidil worked THAT well! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2029 | I'm telling you, he dyes his hair. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2030 | He identifies as a Crested Grebe." | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2031 | And by the way, he's not only the Mascot, he's also a client! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2032 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2033 | I'll bet that wig itches like a man on a fuzzy tree. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2034 | He just learned that he's a "bald" eagle | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2035 | He got fed up combing the feathers to one side. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2036 | Don't you just love his hair? It hides his bald spot perfectly. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2037 | He’s a big Elvis fan. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2038 | His stylist doesn't understand us. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2039 | What’s next leather talons? | 1.2342 | 0.05270 | 111 | 92 | 12 | 7 |
2040 | I think he needs to have his wings clipped | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
2041 | You're right. You really can't tell. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2042 | He just got in to Fie Birdie Krappa! | 1.2340 | 0.05941 | 94 | 79 | 8 | 7 |
2043 | He thinks it means he won't be a Bald Eagle anymore | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2044 | That toupee can’t fool me. He’s a bald eagle! | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2045 | He used to be our President. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2046 | It works for William Shatner. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2047 | It's called pooping from behind. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2048 | He thinks he’s so hot. I don’t see any chicks flocking to him. | 1.2339 | 0.03985 | 124 | 96 | 27 | 1 |
2049 | It’s grown in since he has been dining on laboratory mice. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2050 | You should really introduce him to manscaping. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2051 | He's a hold-over from the last administration. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
2052 | King of the Sky is not enough. Eddy wants to be "The King"! | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2053 | Everybody these days wants to be an Elvis impersonator! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2054 | Do you think he's compensating for something? | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
2055 | It's symbiotic. He gets a rug for his inevitable Bald Eagle head ... and the rat keeps warm. | 1.2333 | 0.05923 | 90 | 75 | 9 | 6 |
2056 | I tell ya Joe, I don't think Don is going to fit in around here. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2057 | Who are we? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2058 | They say he has preferred pronouns. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2059 | He just doesn't get that bald is beautiful. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2060 | Frank's gone undercover. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2061 | I had no idea Elvis wanted to be a bird in his next life! | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2062 | I hope his midlife crisis is over before that possum wakes up. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2063 | Idiot missed the point! It's the Baldies that represent. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2064 | His ornithologist got fired for using Rogaine. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2065 | He only answers to 'the King.' | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
2066 | He says it helps him with chicks. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2067 | Sure he attracts the pigeons,but is it worth going off the protected species list? | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
2068 | Drives the chickadees wild. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
2069 | We call him Elvis | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2070 | Cost him a lot of seeds but he's still no Elvis. | 1.2326 | 0.04582 | 86 | 66 | 20 | 0 |
2071 | Ok, that stuff looks pretty good; but just wait until he grabs his first fish of the day. He should just change his name to Rudy Giuliani right now. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2072 | Would you find ME more attractive if I wore a toupee? | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
2073 | He thinks he needs something to cover up his bird brain. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2074 | He's the king of squawk and roll. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2075 | It's a Whig. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2076 | His favourite catch? Mullet. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2077 | Andre's going through a mid-life crisis. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2078 | From this angle that leaf makes Eddie look like Elvis. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2079 | Well, I think it’s just a mid-life crisis. He’s very sensitive now, about being called a bald eagle. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2080 | And he wants us to call him Donald now | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2081 | Fetching, isn't he. | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2082 | He's an Americana Eagle. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2083 | Hasn't he noticed that bald is in? | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2084 | What have you got to lose? | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2085 | The two of us will have to fly elsewhere to find a mate. | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
2086 | It might work if he had blue suede claws. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2087 | Did he pull that toupee out of his ass? | 1.2321 | 0.05379 | 112 | 94 | 10 | 8 |
2088 | He is a wise elder, but frankly the toupee makes him look stupid. | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
2089 | I mean yes, he looks amazing — but this is the reason we’re back on the endangered species list! | 1.2321 | 0.05227 | 112 | 93 | 12 | 7 |
2090 | He knows we’re not actually bald, right?” | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2091 | He really liked 'Elvis' | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
2092 | I guess he hasn't heard that birds of a feather stick together. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2093 | She self-identifies as a cockatoo. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2094 | Somebody needs to tell him that Bald Eagles aren’t really BALD! | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2095 | …oh, and you should see him dancing and shaking his tail feathers with his friends!! It’s shocking! | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
2096 | He’s really insecure | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2097 | He's so sensitive, a chickadee called him a Baldy. | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
2098 | He's been hired to do Trump commercials | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2099 | and I thought worms would be bad. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2100 | Yeah, I know. Sadly, it's a mutation that also affects the brain. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2101 | If we wore a toupee, we wouldn't be bald eagles anymore. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2102 | I guess he has presidential aspirations | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2103 | It's a feather transplant from his chest. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2104 | He hates being labeled ‘bald’! | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2105 | I would not vote for him. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2106 | Elvis never really left the building. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2107 | Don’t get any ideas. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2108 | It doesn't take an eagle eye to spot that one! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2109 | It’s so obvious | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2110 | I'm not sure the toupee works. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2111 | Did Maurice lose weight? | 1.2315 | 0.04284 | 108 | 84 | 23 | 1 |
2112 | Maybe, but the younger chicks can tell, too. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2113 | I think he played Vegas in the 70's... | 1.2314 | 0.04946 | 121 | 100 | 14 | 7 |
2114 | He's also moving to Canada. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2115 | So now what do you think about hair club for birds? | 1.2314 | 0.03850 | 121 | 93 | 28 | 0 |
2116 | He left the eagles to impersonate Elvis | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2117 | I never thought feathered hair would be back in. | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
2118 | He just got on Tinder. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
2119 | That's the new TikTok challenge! | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2120 | But is he still a bald eagle? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2121 | Until he gets the spangled suit, he's not going to fool anybody. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2122 | Sure, now that he's wearing that toupee... | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
2123 | Although it'll throw off the Christmas Bird Count, I think it makes him look younger. | 1.2308 | 0.04151 | 104 | 80 | 24 | 0 |
2124 | Apparently, he’s a new subspecies - the toupee’d eagle. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2125 | It’s an Elvis back comb. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2126 | Just humor him. There is no way around this. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2127 | He's hoping to make it big as an Elvis impersonator. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2128 | He looked down his beak at me and said: 'Molting is a choice.' | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2129 | Seriously? He asked you whether you noticed anything different about him? | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2130 | Don't even think about it. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2131 | Doesn't he realize that everyone can tell it's a wig? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2132 | He gets it by eating Jelly Beans and honeycomb. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2133 | I told him we aren’t songbirds, but he can’t let it go. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2134 | Perhaps he’s considering a presidential run. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2135 | At least he got rid of the perm. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
2136 | He's one of those Californian tech-bro species here to install our google nest | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2137 | Frankly, i prefer a rug on the bottom of my cage… | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2138 | He wants out of the family. I told him he'd have to try harder than that | 1.2301 | 0.03977 | 113 | 87 | 26 | 0 |
2139 | He got it back in 2016 but won't take it off. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2140 | Brenda says he's a Republican but I don't believe it. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2141 | I don't think Eddie knows that we know. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2142 | He says it was caused by global warming. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2143 | Do you think that he just flew in from Paris? | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
2144 | He's so self conscious being a bald eagle. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2145 | He’s been aloof ever since his picture was in Audubon Magazine | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2146 | And whose smart idea was it to get him a mirror for his birthday? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2147 | Grow a comb is all I said... | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2148 | I think that it's another Elvis wannabe!! | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2149 | I hope he does Snowbird | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2150 | He is such a hound dog... | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2151 | He is Not of the feather. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2152 | That’s the end of the rare species classification for us! All undone by narcissism | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2153 | He thinks he's such a big wig with all that hair. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2154 | Sad, he thinks it’s a chick magnet. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2155 | He didn’t like having a bald spot. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2156 | He's on that new drug that's supposed to increase your wing span. The hair growth is just a side effect. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2157 | I thought you said he was a bald eagle. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2158 | He’s getting ready to migrate to Europe for the winter” | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2159 | Only his barber knows for sure. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
2160 | He’s not only the Hair Club President, he’s a client! | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
2161 | He just uses it to cover that bald spot. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2162 | Hair is just the beginning. Wait until you see him in his smoking jacket and pipe. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2163 | ...and he wants to be called Elvis Eagle. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2164 | He's a Pompatoo | 1.2294 | 0.05154 | 109 | 90 | 13 | 6 |
2165 | He's doing his Elvis show down at the Eagle's Nest tonight. | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
2166 | He's looking to get balled. | 1.2294 | 0.05154 | 109 | 90 | 13 | 6 |
2167 | He thinks the comb over the top makes him look younger. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2168 | Being bald means something different to him than it does to us, Hilda. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2169 | Looks more like a symbol of freeDUMB. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2170 | He's heading to Vegas for the weekend | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2171 | Is that Great Again, or what! | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2172 | I kept telling him, "Sam, you're a bald eagle, accept it." But now he's pulling down two grand a week as an Elvis imitator, so what do I know? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2173 | He says it's for camouflage. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2174 | It's a toupée--act like you don't know. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2175 | He says it's not fake, it's 'alternate hair.' | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2176 | He thought he'd grabbed a rodent, it ended being Rogaine... | 1.2289 | 0.06258 | 83 | 70 | 7 | 6 |
2177 | It is an Elvis Eagle from Tupelo Mississippi | 1.2288 | 0.05164 | 118 | 99 | 11 | 8 |
2178 | He swears it's his, but nothing on earth is THAT color. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
2179 | Bald is actually a recessive trait. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2180 | It's a hair piece he stole off a clothesline | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2181 | I thought bald was beautiful. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2182 | Can't wait 'til it rains. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2183 | Big Elvis fan | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2184 | I think Carl's having an identity crisis. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2185 | You can spot it a mile away! | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
2186 | I told him,"Eddie, possum is for eating, not wearing on your head." | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2187 | He traded three strings, two branches, and a piece of yarn for it | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2188 | It's his first date. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2189 | Oh, that's Leon. New money. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2190 | Toupee, Really! I guess it's the new maga trump look. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2191 | He's is best when he's singing Love Me (Chicken) Tender. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2192 | I don't think it makes him look like Elvis at all! | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2193 | He just got back from an Elvis contest in Vegas. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2194 | Actually, I hear it's just Four Season's hair dye and a combover | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2195 | Hey, do you think it is a toupee? | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2196 | Ernie thought he’d be more of a chick magnet if he got a toupee. | 1.2279 | 0.04779 | 136 | 114 | 13 | 9 |
2197 | His mid-life crisis is defacing our image! | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2198 | He says if we weren't bald, we'd get so many chicks we wouldn't be endangered. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2199 | He just got back from Canada. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2200 | I don't know what Larry did but he looks 10 years younger | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2201 | He wanted to go blond, but the cartoonist objected. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2202 | Why are we always in the second row for Fashion Week? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2203 | And here I thought Sheila had finally said yes and he was gathering that stuff to make a nest. | 1.2273 | 0.05271 | 110 | 92 | 11 | 7 |
2204 | It's called a "bird brain." | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2205 | I heard that Sharon thinks he's having an affair | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2206 | He claims they slipped Rogaine into his feeder. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2207 | Talk about your endangered species. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2208 | That thing don’t fly. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2209 | He really is a Bold Eagle to wear one of those... | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2210 | He says it has something to do with "picking up the chicks." which I don't get. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2211 | He's changing his name to Libereagle. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2212 | This is how an eagle becomes chicken | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2213 | I guess he's not into flocking. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2214 | His impersonation of Richard Nixon is even better! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2215 | His mother kept yelling, "Touché" at the Make Eagles Great Again rally. He heard "Toupee". This doesn't bode well for family and politics. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2216 | I'd have to say it's more ironic and iconic. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2217 | I hear strong genes on his father's side. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2218 | It’s more Elvis than Trump. | 1.2267 | 0.06458 | 75 | 63 | 7 | 5 |
2219 | Because birds can’t drive sports cars. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2220 | We try to use every part of the animal over at our aerie. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2221 | He's looking to reach a different demographic !! | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
2222 | does he know the Elvis look is out? | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2223 | It looked better on the fish he snatched it from. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2224 | That's a cheap toupee. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2225 | He gives all bald eagles a bad name! | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2226 | He's mocking us, Jim. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2227 | I told him it won't help him find a mate, but he has to learn for himself. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2228 | That wig makes him the worst Elvis imitator ever. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2229 | I bet that thing flies off the first time he dives for a mouse. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2230 | Who does he think he's fooling with that? | 1.2261 | 0.04950 | 115 | 95 | 14 | 6 |
2231 | These kids today have no respect for America. | 1.2261 | 0.05102 | 115 | 96 | 12 | 7 |
2232 | His Elvis impersonation is awful but he has caught a rabbit. . . | 1.2261 | 0.05102 | 115 | 96 | 12 | 7 |
2233 | Don’t fall for the extensions.” | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2234 | Her tweet about me was totally false. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2235 | He is in quarantine , Saturday night fever. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2236 | Enough with the 'bald'," he said | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2237 | Wow! Will you look at that! It’s Elvis Eagle! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2238 | It’s a toupee. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2239 | That's a bald move. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2240 | He definitely dyes it | 1.2258 | 0.04699 | 124 | 102 | 16 | 6 |
2241 | It’s a mid-life thing, I heard he also bought a corvette | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2242 | Extinction is more attractive. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2243 | He claims that the chicks love it | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2244 | Talk about insecure. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2245 | So passé ! | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2246 | Where would you even get a wig for birds? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2247 | The attention from birders is really getting to Carl’s head. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2248 | I think it looks better than the last one | 1.2252 | 0.05228 | 111 | 93 | 11 | 7 |
2249 | Everyone knows it’s a toupee | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2250 | Wearing a rug is one thing, but that dye job? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2251 | I bet it's a comb over. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2252 | How come you always get that side? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2253 | He should embrace his bald eagleness. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2254 | Actually, his rendition of 'Jailhouse Rock' isn't bad. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2255 | I heard he let Jimmy Fallon tousle it on ‘The Tonight Show.’ | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2256 | Stable genius my tail feathers. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2257 | Well, dear, teenagers like to display their independence. Some do it by rejecting their parents’ values, and baldness is, you know, kind of a biggie with us. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2258 | You can tell its fake! | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2259 | Yes bald is beautiful. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2260 | Since when does our migratory route pass through Turkey? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2261 | He’s going through a mid-fly crisis. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2262 | Hair club is for the birds. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2263 | That coxcomb-over doesn’t fool anyone. He’s as bald as the rest of us. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2264 | He’s a Trump supporter. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2265 | He's gone Independent. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2266 | He said it stays on even when he’s diving | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2267 | He does Elvis impersonations. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2268 | I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that thing. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2269 | Must be one of those city eagles. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2270 | At least you're not trying to be hip by wearing a toupee like that dude. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2271 | Eaglvis Impersonator, eh? | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2272 | He’s depressed. He just heard back from the National Mint that his profile isn’t ‘suitable for coinage’ | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2273 | He's basically a mocking bird now | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2274 | 'Elvis complex!" | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2275 | He never really got over eating that lounge lizard. | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2276 | It's his impersonation of an Elvis impersonator. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2277 | Did they really think that would fool us? | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2278 | Who's he kidding? We're still endangered! | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2279 | He says he's tired of the whole bald eagle thing and wants to be a black-capped chickadee | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2280 | I wish he never left the building. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2281 | His Memphis period needs a little work but his Vegas period is spot on. | 1.2241 | 0.05207 | 116 | 98 | 10 | 8 |
2282 | Ever since he sang in Vegas, there's been something different about him. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2283 | When he sang "Are You Lonesome Tonight?", my feathers started to quiver and I forgot how to fly. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
2284 | He's auditioning for the romantic lead. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
2285 | You see your father. I see Meryl Streep. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
2286 | He says that he got tired of being called "Baldy". | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
2287 | It's his anti- Trump statement. Since January 6th he doesn't want to be considered a symbol of America! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2288 | Okay, okay...he's alive. But can he still sing? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2289 | Are you gonna?Or do I have to tell him he loses his endangered designation and get shot at if he wears it? | 1.2235 | 0.06121 | 85 | 72 | 7 | 6 |
2290 | He's all yours - I know a narcissist when I see one. | 1.2235 | 0.04546 | 85 | 66 | 19 | 0 |
2291 | He's no longer bald if he thinks it... | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2292 | The Eagle has stranded. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2293 | Now he's singing like Roy Orbison too | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2294 | Plugs or rug? Either way, it’s not very patriotic. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2295 | He's taken his obsession with Elvis a bit too far. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2296 | Good genes. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2297 | I don't know. The "wigged eagle" just doesn't have the same panache. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2298 | You can argue about the style, but he's been falling from the sky a lot more recently, I do know that. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2299 | Vanity, all life is vanity. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2300 | This is what happens when you allow mirrors in trees. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2301 | He might or might not be flying, but he's definitely running. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2302 | There goes our reputation. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2303 | His wife took him to the cleaners. However, he did get the rug. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2304 | Maybe those early worms weren't good for him after all. | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
2305 | Does he think we don't know it's toupee? I mean he's called "Bald Eagle"! | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2306 | Does he do the comb over because he thinks he’s really bald? Or because he wants to look like Elvis? | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2307 | It doesn't make him look younger, and you can see it from a mile away. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2308 | Mynahxidil. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2309 | He's just being a rebellious teenager, honey. When I was his age I ate vegetarian for a month. It'll pass. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2310 | He thinks he is graduating! | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2311 | Flew by the Country Music Hall of Fame. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2312 | Somebody, must have seen the new Elvis movie. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2313 | He loves his new job on Fox. He looks suave, patriotic, and debonair, but underneath the toupee he's still a bald eagle. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2314 | Say what you will. These woodcuts just don't have the kind of detail I like in my bird prints. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2315 | It seem to be our friend sitting alone and thought crafty scheme? | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2316 | Oh you don't have to worry about him; we're just friends. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2317 | I just wish he could embrace his baldness | 1.2222 | 0.04631 | 126 | 104 | 16 | 6 |
2318 | Should we tell him he still has a bald spot? | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2319 | He thinks the bald thing is endangering us. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2320 | He now wants to be called "Wild Eagle." | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2321 | He probably thinks this song is about him. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2322 | I double dare you. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2323 | I TOLD him the combover wasn’t working. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2324 | His Elvis tones are screechy, but he knows all the words. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2325 | Get a load of Perry Comb-Over. | 1.2222 | 0.05166 | 117 | 99 | 10 | 8 |
2326 | Why can’t he jus embrace his baldness. Like the rest of us. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2327 | He's going to starve to death if he keeps refusing to swoop. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2328 | He's been spending too much time with the statues. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2329 | Act like you don't notice. It'll flip his wig. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2330 | Now he only answers to "Elvis Nestley." | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 126 | 100 | 24 | 2 |
2331 | He hates being called a bald eagle. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2332 | He’s having an identity crisis. Doesn’t like being labeled ‘bald Eagle’. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2333 | He's an Elvis fan. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2334 | He changes into the jumpsuit at intermission. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2335 | He's flying to Vegas to be an Elvis impersonator. His Joe Rogan act didn't work out. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2336 | He picked it up when we flew over Vegas. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2337 | He thinks he's a different species since he joined the Hair Club for Eagles. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2338 | Are you going to tell him it's just not becoming, or shall I? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2339 | We call him The King of the jungle. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2340 | I wish he'd give us a solo. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2341 | He’s trying to compensate for his wingspan. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2342 | Wait 'til you see him do `Bye Bye Birdie.' | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2343 | I think the whole 'Bald Eagle' thing went to his head. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2344 | It still doesn’t hide his bird brain. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2345 | There goes the American symbol. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2346 | Geez, one migration to Latin America and the guy thinks he's a crested caracara. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2347 | What a hot shot. Calls himself the American Bold Eagle. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2348 | The Audacity of Hair". | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2349 | He’s bald like the rest of us. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2350 | You know what? If it makes him feel better, that’s all that matters. Don’t even mention it. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2351 | How eagles spend the day in the 80s. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2352 | Very destinkuished! | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2353 | Bird brain thinks he's Elvis! Let's fly over and poop on him! | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
2354 | 'Don't Be Cruel.' He's, 'All Shook Up.' | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2355 | Hair today, gone tomorrow. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2356 | A Trumpy. That orange ain't Elvis. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2357 | I liked him better with his Afro! | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
2358 | He might be a bit pretentious, but have you heard him sing "Jailhouse Rock"? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2359 | Check out this hair-brained scheme. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2360 | Does he really think that rug makes him look woke? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2361 | It didn't come with a chin strap? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2362 | He did the same twitch yesterday ...it don't mean a thing | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2363 | Who’s he trying to kid? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2364 | Yeah, mid-life crisis. And have you seen him driving that red T-bird convertible? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2365 | Hey look - it’s a T-Bird!! | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2366 | He could run for president of our species. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2367 | I can forgive the tattoos and piercings! | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2368 | I guess he threw away his 'Bald is Beautiful' shirt" | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2369 | It’s bad enough, but did he have to go for “The Elvis” | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
2370 | All he needs now is some Blue Suede Shoes... | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2371 | He got it because he said "hats make him look silly"...can you believe that?! | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2372 | He also traded his Buick for a vintage convertible. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2373 | He saw the "Elvis" movie, and it went to his head..literally | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2374 | We have a good eyes view of him from here | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2375 | Okay, you and I are not into him, but there are still females in the flock who fall for his Elvis impersonation. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2376 | He thinks it will help him pick up chicks | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2377 | Someone is feeling the new pronouns | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2378 | I spy with my eagle eye something dyed. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2379 | What would Ben Franklin say? | 1.2211 | 0.05831 | 95 | 81 | 7 | 7 |
2380 | Underneath that thing, he's still a bald eagle. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2381 | How much did you tip the Doorman last Chistmas? | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2382 | It's from the George Costanza Hair Piece and Toupee Line. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2383 | He thinks it’s going to help him pick up you get prey. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2384 | I thought we were BALD eagles. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2385 | I’m not sure what’s going on; but he’s now identifying as a tufted titmouse | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
2386 | He doesn't know how to play guitar | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2387 | Just ignore him and maybe he'll molt. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2388 | He ain’t nothin’ but a hound eagle. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2389 | What's next - blue suede shoes? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2390 | Another Elvis wannabe. | 1.2205 | 0.04460 | 127 | 104 | 18 | 5 |
2391 | Nice comb over. | 1.2205 | 0.04598 | 127 | 105 | 16 | 6 |
2392 | You've never seen one before? Really? It's called a touché. | 1.2205 | 0.04170 | 127 | 102 | 22 | 3 |
2393 | His toupee is nothing to crow about. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2394 | Eagle Earl says it helps him find more chicks. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2395 | So, what do you call a bald eagle, with a toupee? | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2396 | He doesn't understand he's supposed to be bald. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2397 | So I said to him, “You’re no Elvis, Bob.” | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2398 | I hear John is getting back in the mating game. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2399 | He has Retrograde Owlopecia. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2400 | He's hoping to get Trump's attention. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2401 | He fancies a Golden Girl. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2402 | Johnny doesn’t believe in “natural selection.” | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2403 | The Republicans sent nest loads of them here. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2404 | SEXY!!! | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2405 | It makes him look twenty years younger.In bird years whatever that is. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2406 | Don't worry, my stylist told me bald was in. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2407 | That's one bold eagle. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2408 | He’s so vain about his bald spot. | 1.2198 | 0.05806 | 91 | 77 | 8 | 6 |
2409 | He’s been courting a condor. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2410 | I allowed the robin bob, but said no to a ducktail. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2411 | Not only is he a customer he bought the company! | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2412 | More like "bald-faced liar," if you ask me. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2413 | Reunion weekend. I think he needs a wingman. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2414 | Ever since he saw 'Elvis,' he hasn't been the same. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2415 | OK, you’re new, but just don’t bring it up. He thinks it makes him look cool, like Elvis. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2416 | Yeah, he gets more chicks. That's OK - I prefer a hen with some experience. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2417 | I hear he's not endangered when he puts it on. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2418 | Not a great look for him. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2419 | He's designated a new species - 'Haliaeetus elvisi'. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2420 | Who’s going to tell him he’s out of the bald eagle club? | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2421 | Should I tell him he’s now no longer part of an endangered species? | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2422 | More like poopadour, am I right? | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2423 | Maybe he would take terns? | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2424 | He's not just a customer; he's president of Hair Club for Eagles. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2425 | Just pretend it’s his natural color. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2426 | Don’t encourage him, or he’ll start singing “Hound Dog.” | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2427 | White breasted my ass. He dyes it! | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2428 | Downright un-American. | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2429 | Last month it was wing span extenders. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2430 | Hold still now, he’s doing an engraving… | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2431 | And he wonders why he’s alone. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2432 | Right, he’s no longer a bald Eagle, but his preferred pronouns are still he, his, him. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2433 | Some catch - a toupee and fish breath. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2434 | he thinks he's Elvis | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2435 | Yet, he still can't sing. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2436 | He flies over Vegas and all of a sudden he's Elvis. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2437 | Feathers are not good enough . . . ? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2438 | It's all 'Eagle' in the eyes of the law... he actually went and changed his name to Aves Presley. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2439 | I guess that herring stuff really works, huh? | 1.2188 | 0.05774 | 96 | 82 | 7 | 7 |
2440 | I can’t even talk to him now. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2441 | I heard he stole every single strand from Trump's combover. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2442 | He pulled his tail feathers forward. Very Trump- | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2443 | Yea, I've never seen him go in the water with that. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2444 | I told you this guy has issues! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2445 | He always did prefer Elvis to the Eagles. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2446 | You don't recognize him? Neighborhood kid? Ronnie Sims before he became Elvis. | 1.2185 | 0.04944 | 119 | 100 | 12 | 7 |
2447 | You can laugh, but his "shoot cameras not guns" tag received 10,000 likes in one day. | 1.2185 | 0.04944 | 119 | 100 | 12 | 7 |
2448 | Father Time always wins, Gary! | 1.2185 | 0.04798 | 119 | 99 | 14 | 6 |
2449 | He thinks he’s a player. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2450 | Don't say it. Please, don't say it! | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2451 | No need to be scared, I'm sure that hound dog he mentioned can't get us up here. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2452 | Eagle-pattern baldness is so last year. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2453 | Looks like Elvis is in the House!” | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2454 | C'mon, the 'American toupeed eagle' just won't cut it. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2455 | I told him it's just our name. Don't take it so literally. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2456 | It looks silly, but at least the color isn't garish. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2457 | Come on! Just ask him to COMB OVER here! | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2458 | First-time birders need extra cues. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2459 | Little do they know. Hair today, gone tomorrow! | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
2460 | Wasn't this a Seinfeld? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2461 | He's a drummer in an Eagles cover band. | 1.2182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 92 | 12 | 6 |
2462 | What's he got against BALD? | 1.2179 | 0.06490 | 78 | 67 | 5 | 6 |
2463 | And he’s ordered a pair of blue suede shoes. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2464 | Rogaine again! | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2465 | That’s so 70’s! | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2466 | Look, Liberace came back as a bird! | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2467 | This doesn't feel much like a cartoon. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2468 | I just think Steve should embrace his baldness | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2469 | The divorce was difficult for Jerry. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2470 | Poor Fred, he's taken bald personally. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2471 | What happened to being proud of who you are? | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2472 | He's definitely not a chick magnet with that thing. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2473 | With that hair and cape he decided to be an Elvis impersonator. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2474 | Hairclub for Men offered him a job and he will never have to fish again. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2475 | Rumor is he wants to run for No. 1 Bird again. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2476 | He really hates being called a Bald Eagle! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2477 | Rogaine doesn't work that well! | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2478 | He's the one that tried to peck Trump's eyes out. Wearing the rug is his punishment. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2479 | His Elvis flops like a fish. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2480 | Why does Stan keep calling me a hound dog? | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2481 | His vanity soars. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2482 | weird Elvis didn't make it flip, flop, and drop? | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2483 | He never identified as “bald”. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2484 | Why doesn’t he shave his head like the rest of us? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2485 | He says it makes him feel like a spry eaglet again | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2486 | I told him, everyone can tell it's a rug, but he won't listen. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2487 | A bit of gray would look a lot more distinguished | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2488 | And we're supposed to call him The King! | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2489 | I heard he uses the same stylist as Donald Trump. | 1.2174 | 0.05747 | 92 | 78 | 8 | 6 |
2490 | Tell me you've been to the oil spill without telling me you've been to the oil spill. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2491 | You should see where else he's bald. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2492 | I say, 'Lock Him Up!' | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2493 | He should have gotten a make-under. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
2494 | He still screeches just like the rest of us. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2495 | He's still working on some self-acceptance issues. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2496 | No, damn it, we will never be toupee eagles! | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2497 | Freak! We're not called bald eagles for nothing! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2498 | He so stupid—-does he think we don’t know it’s a hairpiece? | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2499 | He knows this is America, right?!?! Where bald is beautiful!?!?! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2500 | Ever since he met that chickadee… | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2501 | That’s the King.” Whispers Sheila | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2502 | If this were in color, you could see his blue suede rug. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2503 | By L’Oríol… | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2504 | Viva Las Vegas! | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2505 | A rare sighting of the bad rug eagle. | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
2506 | Another one didn't get the memo. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2507 | How unpatriotic. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
2508 | I told you-- we aren't going extinct, some just stopped being bald. | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
2509 | I understand his mistress is quite young. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2510 | His Mother was a peacock. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2511 | It’s got everyone talking behind his beak. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2512 | He should’ve just got a MAGA hat instead! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2513 | A comb-over is one thing - a bald eagle with a toupe is totally another! | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2514 | He thinks he looks like Elvis. I think he looks like Colonel Tom Parker | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2515 | Cheap crow feather rug! | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2516 | I think it’s either the Elvis or Liberace look he’s going for. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2517 | Males are over sensitive to the “bald” moniker, don’t you think? | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2518 | It's just plain unpatriotic. | 1.2165 | 0.04203 | 97 | 76 | 21 | 0 |
2519 | Show me someone without an ego and I'll show you a loser. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2520 | He thinks he is soooo dashing with that stupid hair piece. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2521 | Do you think he's married? | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
2522 | Wants to be known as a Hairy Eagle. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2523 | Since his role in that wildlife documentary he's not the same bird. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2524 | Let's see if it stays on when he flies! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2525 | Personally, I don't think of it as a disability at all. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2526 | He is going with strength through piece | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2527 | I think it’s a rug.” Ellen Sullivan, Plum Island, M | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2528 | …he’s left the building. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2529 | So being the king of birds wasn’t enough? | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2530 | "Obviously he didn't get the memo. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2531 | I've tried to talk to him, but all I get back is that "okay-boomer" crap. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2532 | He's a toupee eagle | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2533 | Rumo | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2534 | He says it's hare season. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2535 | That rug is on sideways. Superman’s curl is in the middle. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2536 | it's probably the gluten. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2537 | I thought he was an originalist! | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2538 | ''He must be from Las Vegas.'' | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2539 | If this becomes a trend, we may have to think about changing the name of our species-- | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2540 | And this is why no one knows who we are anymore. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
2541 | It’s odd, but I preferred him bald. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2542 | It may look silly to us, but the chicks sure like it! | 1.2152 | 0.05150 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2543 | Remember when bright feathers were enough? | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
2544 | I could see the mid-life crisis coming from a mile away. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2545 | Don't say anything, but I'm pretty sure Earl is wearing a toupee. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2546 | I thought we were supposed to be bald. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2547 | Wait. So the word "bald" doesn't mean white? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2548 | And he wears lifts in his talons. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2549 | It's a rare Shatner Eagle. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2550 | Hes still a bald eagle but now he has power hair | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
2551 | It's the new minority-majority look that scares the bejesus out of some Americans. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
2552 | Give him a bit of time. He’ll be back. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2553 | Who is he kidding with that combover? | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2554 | Some juveniles just never grow up... | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2555 | E pluribus ooh no. | 1.2149 | 0.04868 | 121 | 102 | 12 | 7 |
2556 | I ain't never caught a rabbit, so I ain't no friend of his. | 1.2149 | 0.04100 | 121 | 97 | 22 | 2 |
2557 | Don't step on his blue suede shoes. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
2558 | I told you he was wigged out. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
2559 | At least he has a full head of hair. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2560 | It isn't vanity, he's a professional Elvis impersonator. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2561 | You gotta admit that it looks a little bit better than the rattail. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2562 | Mom always stuffs more food down your throat. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2563 | He is a rare subspecies called "The Comb Over Eagle." | 1.2143 | 0.04529 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2564 | If he's a songbird.... I'm singin "Bye, bye birdie" | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2565 | He got into Jose Canseco's medicine cabinet. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2566 | This is what happens when a bald eagle hears Elvis. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2567 | His Elvis impersonation is just fabulous | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2568 | Forget 'truth to power.' Just tell him it looks natural. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2569 | A little birdie told me we were supposed to be bald. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2570 | Jimmy, this is why you never do drugs. Messes up your sleep and then you go around doing Elvis impersonations | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2571 | If rather be bald. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2572 | Snug as a rug on a bug. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2573 | He says chicks love the toupee. | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2574 | I's just a phase he is going through. Best to ignore it. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2575 | Yes I know we’re supposed to be bald - but you gotta admit he has pizzaz | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2576 | Apparently, that new Rogaine for Birds really works! | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2577 | He’s rocking this tree. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2578 | I feel like listening to some Elvis. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2579 | Avis Propecias. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2580 | Who does he think he's kidding? | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2581 | He says it’s all natural. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2582 | Worse, he thinks the election was stolen, too. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2583 | And get this -- he hasn't seen the movie. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2584 | Don’t be a bald eagle, they said. You’ll look years younger, they said… | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2585 | 'Rockin' Robin' just got a challenger. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2586 | Oh great,another Elvis impersonator. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2587 | He doesn't know that "balde" is the olde English word for "white". | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2588 | He says it makes him more hair-o dynamic with the chicks. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2589 | I think he's gone wiggy. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2590 | Should we tell him bald eagles are no longer an endangered species? | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2591 | Conformity only sets us behind. Be bold and stand alone | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2592 | Nice plumage, but would he still bring home the carrion? | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2593 | He rebranded himself. Now he wants to be called Bold Eagle. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2594 | He gets a wig and suddenly he thinks he’s a fledgling. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2595 | Shocking, the way he shakes his tail feathers! | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2596 | It's a hen-pecked cover up. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2597 | dude i shat on his head earlier and i think he just found out | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2598 | I heard he had hell toupee. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2599 | It's his Donald Trump impression." Sydney Davis. Allentown P | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2600 | He's trending now, but he'll look just like us in a year. | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2601 | Welcome to the Galapagos. | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2602 | Something about home of the free | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2603 | He just joined 'Hair Club for Birds' | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2604 | It's just a comb-over. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2605 | Can you believe he sacrificed the feathers on his chest for that abomination on his head? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2606 | She has never agreed we flock together. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2607 | He's waiting for the young chicks to flock to him now. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2608 | 'Talk about someone who doesn't appreciate their heritage..." | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2609 | Poor guy, he's going haired. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2610 | I want some of that feather cream. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2611 | I thought we'd agreed our story is the flu came from a lab not a bird | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2612 | He's worried about the next casting call. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2613 | Feather implants would have looked better! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2614 | Forgive him. His dad was a cocky | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2615 | My uncle had one of those but a hunter thought it was an attractive target and that was that. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2616 | His midlife crisis is showing! | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2617 | Between you and me, I don't think his new look is gonna fly. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2618 | Don't be judgmental, honey, they're probably just exploring their identity. | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
2619 | She should just give up and go gray naturally | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
2620 | Freedom is superficial. | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
2621 | He's dating a lady partridge and she likes the head plumage. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2622 | No matter how hard he tries he'll never be a T-Bird | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2623 | Before he Preys, he puts on his Sunday best.” | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2624 | Mid-life crisis. It was a wig or a bigger nest. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2625 | Never saw a bald eagle so worried about his bald spot... | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2626 | Best Elvis impersonator I've ever seen! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2627 | Whats he hatching under there?? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2628 | What he likes to draw attention to himself He thinks he's the king of rock! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2629 | I'm guessing it's a toupee. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2630 | He thinks it makes him look like Donald. | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2631 | The toupee really brings out his beak. | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2632 | I heard the rest of the family won't talk to him. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2633 | Look at him. He thinks he's all that since his return from Colombia | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2634 | If it falls off when he flies, don't mention it. He's going bald and not handling it well. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2635 | Remember when we were endangered? | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
2636 | Elvis has left the building, of the aerie, to us. | 1.2119 | 0.04792 | 118 | 99 | 13 | 6 |
2637 | He’s been hanging out with the hairy woodpeckers. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2638 | His name is Elvis, and is looking for a mate; not my type, he’s not bald! | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2639 | His mama's from Memphis! | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2640 | I know he looks like him but he can't sing a note. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2641 | He's in the remake of "The "Birds" | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
2642 | Did you know that he sings like Elvis. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2643 | He’s channeling his inner Liberace. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2644 | Whatever happened to species pride? | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2645 | That comb-over is not fooling any of us. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2646 | He's always taken personal offense to being called a 'bald' eagle. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2647 | Hey, where do you think he got that thing! | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2648 | With that luscious head of hair, he will never find a mate. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2649 | Even so, I don’t think he looks like a Hairy Woodpecker. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2650 | I caught his show in Vegas last week. It was fabulous! | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2651 | Chicks love Elvis Wigs. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2652 | He looks different. Did he loose weight? | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2653 | There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2654 | He's in the building! He's in the building! | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2655 | The pigeons, of course, love it. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2656 | But he just doesn't sound like Elvis. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2657 | Yeah, it's too bad. He's all shook up. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2658 | I preferred his Beatle wing | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2659 | He's not fooling anyone. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2660 | Another combover! | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
2661 | Say whatcha want about the combover; he's STILL a bald eagle! | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
2662 | That "bald-eagle" stuff really ruffled his feathers. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2663 | Another Elvis Imitator! | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2664 | Talented talons on that bird. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2665 | He joined the cast of “Bye Bye Birdie.” | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2666 | Wearing a toupee. What a bird-brain. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2667 | He thinks he won | 1.2105 | 0.04740 | 114 | 95 | 14 | 5 |
2668 | It’s just Donald being Donald | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2669 | I gotta admit, it's pretty hot. | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2670 | I’m more interested in where he got his lift. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2671 | At first I didn't like it, but now I think he's pulling off the whole Elvis thing | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2672 | Apparently, there's a search on for a new model for the presidential seal. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2673 | This Elvis schtick aint gonna fly. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2674 | He hasn't been the same since the DDT. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2675 | damn. hes fat | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2676 | Like that's going to help him during mating season. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2677 | I then said, yes, but the full saying is “Where eagles dare NOT TREAD” | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
2678 | He's the hair apparent. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2679 | We can kiss the Bald Eagle Protection Act goodbye. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2680 | He's eleven and still trying to pick up five year olds... | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2681 | This is the liberal agenda. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2682 | Who's he fooling with that rug? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2683 | Can you say ‘Midlife Crisis?’ | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2684 | He's trying to shake the national symbol look. | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
2685 | And his bill's counterfeit, too. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2686 | Vanity, thy name is Egbert. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2687 | Elvis lives! | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2688 | You can’t tell me that isn’t natural. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2689 | Cute, but sad. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2690 | He totally stole it from the black eagles. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2691 | He thinks he's posing to be on a Bitcoin. | 1.2100 | 0.05183 | 100 | 84 | 11 | 5 |
2692 | He just migrated from Hollywood | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2693 | Should we tell him it's on crooked? | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2694 | Embarrassed literalist | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2695 | He gets paid to circle over Trump rallies until the crowd starts pointing. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2696 | Yeah it looks great, but animal research is still cruel. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2697 | Do you believe Rudy? First, the hair dye and now a toupee. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2698 | Don't even mention his new porche. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2699 | Look at that idiot trying to dress up for Halloween in the middle of September! | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2700 | He's waiting for one that a rabbi would wear. | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
2701 | We call him eagle the pelvis | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2702 | This motherfucker. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2703 | He thinks he's all that since he got the rug. | 1.2095 | 0.03991 | 105 | 83 | 22 | 0 |
2704 | I told Dad he looked ridiculous with that toupee but he wouldn’t listen! | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2705 | He's the subspecies that parts on the left. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2706 | Face it ... she wants nothing to do with us ever since she saw that Hyacinth macaw! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2707 | He's a Trump follower... | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2708 | He’s not a Bald Eagle anymore. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2709 | Can you believe he tweeted about his new rug? | 1.2093 | 0.04216 | 129 | 106 | 19 | 4 |
2710 | 'He must be from your side of the family' | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2711 | He got pissed at me when I sang 'Return to Sender' to him." | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2712 | As if. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2713 | It's Now or Never. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2714 | This happens when you fly into Vegas for the ceremony. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2715 | He’s trying to fool the field mice. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2716 | I don’t think the Giuliani look works anymore. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2717 | I think it's a little too 'Elvis.' | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2718 | You gotta be cool, relax… | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2719 | I swear it's a comb over. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2720 | As if the birds don’t know it’s not his feathers | 1.2091 | 0.03895 | 110 | 87 | 23 | 0 |
2721 | That toupee is really not very flattering. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2722 | He's been watching Donald Trump | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2723 | I heard he wanted to winter in Egypt. Apparently he nested near denial. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2724 | He’s been trying to woo the gloster canary in the next tree for weeks | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2725 | Well, at least it’s not a ducktail. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2726 | Technically, Haliaeetus leucocephalus Elvisaes | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2727 | Well would you look at him… proud as a peacock. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2728 | Aren’t we more evolved than that? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2729 | He muttered something about rebranding America … | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2730 | He’s having a bad hair day. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2731 | I hear he also shakes a mean tail feather. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2732 | He identifies as a peacock. | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2733 | After this rather insulting change, the breeding program took off. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2734 | It's an elaborate "comb over". | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2735 | It a recessive gene from his mother’s side. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2736 | I heard housekeeping is missing a duster. | 1.2083 | 0.05524 | 96 | 82 | 8 | 6 |
2737 | I am so tired of seeing these Elvis wanna he’s since the movie came out. | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
2738 | Never mind his hairdo-- he is a catch- faithful, sober, responsible, definitely no Elvis. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2739 | That new chick in the next tree said he sounded like Elvis, and it went straight to his head. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2740 | It's real, right? | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2741 | If he sings "I ain't nothin' but a hound dog" one more time, I'll clip his wings. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2742 | Should we tell him that Elvis has left the building? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2743 | Hang in there, he'll be migrating soon | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2744 | He knows he's not fooling anyone, right? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2745 | The chicks don't dig it. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2746 | He's also been talking about buying a Porsche. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2747 | It was bad enough when he insisted on bald-ING. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2748 | The younger eagles call it ‘peacocking.’ | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2749 | He thinks he’s so wonderful because he’s not turning grey. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2750 | It's his only New York appearance. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2751 | I've killed a fish and two mice by the time he's done working on that in the morning. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2752 | What is the diagnosis?he only sees birds on the ink blot test | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2753 | He's a bird of slay. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2754 | Who does he think he is? Elvis or Elton? | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2755 | There's no fool like an old fool. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2756 | At least it’s not an Afro. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2757 | Birds of a feather flock together. So Jimmy’s out. | 1.2078 | 0.05944 | 77 | 65 | 8 | 4 |
2758 | Well, he does look younger. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2759 | I said he flew in from St. Tropez not Bad Toupee | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2760 | Looks great on Ernie but it won't stay on in the air! | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2761 | Man that’s a bad rug! | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2762 | He thinks we won’t notice he’s bald. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2763 | He's going a little cuckoo crazy. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2764 | Look at Marlon Birdo over there, prancing around. You know it’s a rug, right? | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2765 | What a waste of perfectly good roadkill | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2766 | Doesn't he know that's ill eagle? | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2767 | Supercilious, don't you think? | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2768 | I mean he always was a cock. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2769 | He’ll yeah, he’s a bald bastard! | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2770 | Just don't ask him for his autograph. | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2771 | Does he think he's fooling anybody? -- I mean, with eyes like ours? | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2772 | I guess the hair transplant really does work! | 1.2069 | 0.04823 | 116 | 98 | 12 | 6 |
2773 | He should have tried the feather plugs. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2774 | I still think Jerry Lee Eagle was cooler. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2775 | That's not all he has that's fake | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2776 | He was the last presidential seal's model. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2777 | Elvis is feeling a little shy | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2778 | Look it's the "King of SQUAWK" | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2779 | When his wife gets home, he will have hell toupee | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2780 | oh oh.....here comes Love Me Tender | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2781 | Is it just me or does Derek look especially fly today? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2782 | He always puts that hat on before flying down to make a kill. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2783 | He takes our name so literal, its gone to his head. | 1.2065 | 0.05687 | 92 | 79 | 7 | 6 |
2784 | But he's so much more than a hound dog. | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 |