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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-09-25T21:19:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-10-09T21:21:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-10-03T21:21:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 10, 2022 |
Number of captions | 6473 |
Number of responses | 566410 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You've got it upside down. | 1.8238 | 0.01710 | 2293 | 1006 | 685 | 602 |
1 | Am I a narcissist if I tell you I see myself in every one of these? | 1.8133 | 0.01850 | 1896 | 825 | 600 | 471 |
2 | You are holding it upside down. | 1.8083 | 0.01840 | 1925 | 847 | 600 | 478 |
3 | Who leaked that? | 1.7876 | 0.02238 | 1262 | 561 | 408 | 293 |
4 | It's the only blot on my resume. | 1.7803 | 0.01993 | 1552 | 686 | 521 | 345 |
5 | I haven't an inkling. | 1.7780 | 0.01605 | 2518 | 1158 | 761 | 599 |
6 | You told me not to keep things bottled up. | 1.7765 | 0.01577 | 2412 | 1053 | 845 | 514 |
7 | Looks like the day I got released from the pen. | 1.7652 | 0.01642 | 2449 | 1163 | 698 | 588 |
8 | Story of my life. | 1.7600 | 0.01969 | 1504 | 662 | 541 | 301 |
9 | I can’t keep coming to therapy every week and spilling my guts like this! | 1.7553 | 0.02029 | 1467 | 666 | 494 | 307 |
10 | I sneezed, it means nothing. | 1.7393 | 0.01980 | 1561 | 734 | 500 | 327 |
11 | That's Uncle Louie right after he escaped from the pen. | 1.7229 | 0.02067 | 1483 | 732 | 430 | 321 |
12 | I ink; therefore, I am | 1.7210 | 0.02674 | 878 | 432 | 259 | 187 |
13 | Funny, I see so much of myself in this one. | 1.7206 | 0.01827 | 1643 | 744 | 614 | 285 |
14 | I definitely see a lot of me in there. | 1.7153 | 0.01860 | 1563 | 708 | 592 | 263 |
15 | Yes, I know her. | 1.6989 | 0.02558 | 900 | 441 | 289 | 170 |
16 | That's Hermann Rorschach, of course! I made him what he is. | 1.6963 | 0.02064 | 1406 | 699 | 435 | 272 |
17 | It looks like my MRI. | 1.6827 | 0.02267 | 1453 | 846 | 222 | 385 |
18 | That's an offensively stereotypical representation of my people. | 1.6802 | 0.02055 | 1357 | 675 | 441 | 241 |
19 | It makes me feel empty. | 1.6760 | 0.02029 | 1318 | 640 | 465 | 213 |
20 | I"ll never forget the day my father escaped from the pen. | 1.6753 | 0.02109 | 1306 | 660 | 410 | 236 |
21 | Why do you have my baby pictures? | 1.6732 | 0.02216 | 1172 | 591 | 373 | 208 |
22 | I was young. I needed the money. | 1.6732 | 0.04359 | 306 | 155 | 96 | 55 |
23 | I tend to blot these things out. | 1.6700 | 0.02877 | 691 | 349 | 221 | 121 |
24 | I’ve kept my emotions bottled up. | 1.6695 | 0.02106 | 1192 | 577 | 432 | 183 |
25 | It takes a lot out of me to do these tests " | 1.6692 | 0.02099 | 1188 | 572 | 437 | 179 |
26 | It reminds me of all those years I spent in the pen. | 1.6690 | 0.02567 | 1021 | 568 | 223 | 230 |
27 | You have shown me more of myself than any therapist I've ever had. | 1.6661 | 0.02252 | 1117 | 565 | 360 | 192 |
28 | Siggy, it's not a cry for help.For the 100th time, sometimes a spill is just a spill. | 1.6646 | 0.02224 | 1115 | 557 | 375 | 183 |
29 | To be honest, I see a little piece of myself | 1.6636 | 0.02242 | 1079 | 535 | 372 | 172 |
30 | How the hell should I know? I don’t even know I how I got up on this chair. | 1.6623 | 0.02364 | 1078 | 568 | 306 | 204 |
31 | Whenever I open up, this is what happens. | 1.6604 | 0.02557 | 901 | 470 | 267 | 164 |
32 | I hope that’s not how others see me | 1.6601 | 0.02174 | 1059 | 506 | 407 | 146 |
33 | She looks familiar ... but, they all do. | 1.6577 | 0.02366 | 970 | 486 | 330 | 154 |
34 | You're right--all of these make me think of my mother. | 1.6566 | 0.02457 | 891 | 445 | 307 | 139 |
35 | Once again, I see myself. | 1.6532 | 0.02672 | 744 | 371 | 260 | 113 |
36 | It feels good to finally get that out. | 1.6510 | 0.02465 | 937 | 487 | 290 | 160 |
37 | You say Rorschach, I say gesundheit. | 1.6489 | 0.03181 | 601 | 325 | 162 | 114 |
38 | Please. Let's not discuss my mother. | 1.6436 | 0.02650 | 825 | 438 | 243 | 144 |
39 | I didn't come here to have you show me dirty pictures. | 1.6426 | 0.03285 | 540 | 288 | 157 | 95 |
40 | What is this, Dr. Rorschach? Some kind of test? | 1.6423 | 0.02636 | 833 | 443 | 245 | 145 |
41 | To be honest, they all remind me of my mother. | 1.6379 | 0.02878 | 707 | 381 | 201 | 125 |
42 | I was young and needed the work. | 1.6362 | 0.02759 | 778 | 423 | 215 | 140 |
43 | Okay, so I have some anger issues! | 1.6354 | 0.02659 | 779 | 408 | 247 | 124 |
44 | It was just a sneeze. Dont overanalyze it. | 1.6350 | 0.02652 | 811 | 433 | 241 | 137 |
45 | They all look the same to me. | 1.6341 | 0.02730 | 738 | 387 | 234 | 117 |
46 | This is a trick question, isn't it? | 1.6322 | 0.02711 | 745 | 391 | 237 | 117 |
47 | It just leaves me feeling a little empty | 1.6289 | 0.03274 | 477 | 243 | 168 | 66 |
48 | Sorry. I get excited when I see a piece of paper. | 1.6287 | 0.02972 | 649 | 351 | 188 | 110 |
49 | Doc, I told you I find Rorschach's work offensive and highly subjective... | 1.6286 | 0.02810 | 692 | 365 | 219 | 108 |
50 | I swear, I read it for the articles. | 1.6271 | 0.02943 | 700 | 391 | 179 | 130 |
51 | I don’t like your toner. | 1.6268 | 0.02984 | 694 | 392 | 169 | 133 |
52 | That's exactly what I have bottled up inside me | 1.6263 | 0.02860 | 693 | 374 | 204 | 115 |
53 | Me, off my meds. | 1.6250 | 0.02789 | 704 | 374 | 220 | 110 |
54 | Swear to God, it was like that when I came in. | 1.6221 | 0.02966 | 643 | 349 | 188 | 106 |
55 | What can I say, Doc? I see myself in all of these. | 1.6216 | 0.02947 | 666 | 366 | 186 | 114 |
56 | I see a little bit of myself in this one. | 1.6193 | 0.02774 | 696 | 369 | 223 | 104 |
57 | I'm paying you two hundred bucks an hour, and you're holding my self-portrait upside down. | 1.6169 | 0.03151 | 603 | 340 | 154 | 109 |
58 | I dont want to talk about my mother any more. | 1.6145 | 0.03006 | 620 | 339 | 181 | 100 |
59 | Sorry, it's allergy season | 1.6116 | 0.02921 | 605 | 319 | 202 | 84 |
60 | Again, the Fifth. | 1.6080 | 0.03181 | 574 | 323 | 153 | 98 |
61 | It’s not that black and white. | 1.6064 | 0.02971 | 559 | 291 | 197 | 71 |
62 | I didn’t get any royalties for that one, either. | 1.6063 | 0.03113 | 541 | 290 | 174 | 77 |
63 | That one I made when I was young and happy. | 1.6054 | 0.02947 | 560 | 290 | 201 | 69 |
64 | That looks like last Saturday night. I got completely blotto. | 1.6040 | 0.03475 | 452 | 248 | 135 | 69 |
65 | Never seen her before but she looks hot. | 1.6033 | 0.03278 | 547 | 312 | 140 | 95 |
66 | That was a crazy night. | 1.6030 | 0.03068 | 539 | 286 | 181 | 72 |
67 | This explains why I feel so empty | 1.6020 | 0.03323 | 505 | 281 | 144 | 80 |
68 | It's my mother. No, wait, my father. No, definitely my mother. Ooh, a butterfly! | 1.6000 | 0.03374 | 500 | 282 | 136 | 82 |
69 | Where'd you get that naked picture of me? | 1.5996 | 0.03295 | 522 | 294 | 143 | 85 |
70 | I see a lot of myself in this one. | 1.5989 | 0.03117 | 546 | 298 | 169 | 79 |
71 | In my defense you were out of the room for a long time. | 1.5988 | 0.03244 | 521 | 289 | 152 | 80 |
72 | You can't blame me now for something I posted when I was young and stupid. | 1.5977 | 0.03195 | 512 | 278 | 162 | 72 |
73 | I see a mess everyone's going to blame me for. | 1.5973 | 0.03280 | 514 | 287 | 147 | 80 |
74 | Again with my parents? | 1.5968 | 0.03297 | 506 | 282 | 146 | 78 |
75 | I'm not sure. But it speaks to something inside me... | 1.5965 | 0.03203 | 508 | 276 | 161 | 71 |
76 | It’s me when I was carefree, before I got all bottled up! | 1.5945 | 0.03511 | 476 | 275 | 119 | 82 |
77 | This one’s too personal. | 1.5903 | 0.03306 | 476 | 261 | 149 | 66 |
78 | I always spill my guts to you, Doc. | 1.5899 | 0.03309 | 473 | 259 | 149 | 65 |
79 | Yes, of course it reminds me of my mother! | 1.5894 | 0.03387 | 492 | 281 | 132 | 79 |
80 | I don't have an inkling. | 1.5884 | 0.03534 | 464 | 269 | 117 | 78 |
81 | I’m sorry, I blew my top. | 1.5866 | 0.03357 | 462 | 255 | 143 | 64 |
82 | Where did you get that picture? That's my grandmother. | 1.5855 | 0.03420 | 456 | 255 | 135 | 66 |
83 | My father is in the pen and I don’t know how long the sentence will be. | 1.5848 | 0.03653 | 460 | 276 | 99 | 85 |
84 | I feel like a tiny part of me is missing. | 1.5789 | 0.03355 | 437 | 238 | 145 | 54 |
85 | I know exactly what it means - but I don't think you can handle the truth. | 1.5788 | 0.03601 | 425 | 244 | 116 | 65 |
86 | Did I do that? | 1.5785 | 0.03479 | 427 | 238 | 131 | 58 |
87 | Ah yes, the incident… | 1.5780 | 0.03424 | 436 | 242 | 136 | 58 |
88 | I remember that journal entry; it was a bad day. | 1.5752 | 0.03510 | 412 | 229 | 129 | 54 |
89 | One of my earliest works. | 1.5735 | 0.03451 | 408 | 223 | 136 | 49 |
90 | Can you believe that's how he broke up with me?? Not even an email. | 1.5735 | 0.03687 | 408 | 237 | 108 | 63 |
91 | Are you asking me to ink outside the box? | 1.5721 | 0.03664 | 402 | 231 | 112 | 59 |
92 | I prefer to think outside the blot. | 1.5717 | 0.03528 | 453 | 266 | 115 | 72 |
93 | No! I'm through spilling my guts to you. | 1.5711 | 0.03568 | 401 | 225 | 123 | 53 |
94 | Sometimes a blot it’s just a blot. | 1.5685 | 0.03653 | 394 | 225 | 114 | 55 |
95 | Not an inkling. | 1.5684 | 0.03689 | 424 | 253 | 101 | 70 |
96 | Two guys in lederhosen arguing over the price of a 1953 Buick. | 1.5661 | 0.04007 | 378 | 232 | 78 | 68 |
97 | What’s with all the dirty pictures, Doc? | 1.5657 | 0.03428 | 449 | 258 | 128 | 63 |
98 | Hey,I know that guy! | 1.5650 | 0.03818 | 377 | 221 | 99 | 57 |
99 | Honestly? It reminds me of my mother. | 1.5648 | 0.03838 | 386 | 230 | 94 | 62 |
100 | That's a blot from years ago. I was in a bad place then. | 1.5610 | 0.03580 | 410 | 237 | 116 | 57 |
101 | It doesn’t just look like my mom, it is my mom. | 1.5607 | 0.03634 | 387 | 221 | 115 | 51 |
102 | My life is a mess. | 1.5599 | 0.03867 | 334 | 189 | 103 | 42 |
103 | My baby picture. | 1.5587 | 0.03690 | 392 | 229 | 107 | 56 |
104 | Don't ask me I just make 'em. | 1.5583 | 0.03862 | 360 | 211 | 97 | 52 |
105 | Let’s leave my mother out of this. | 1.5582 | 0.03813 | 378 | 224 | 97 | 57 |
106 | I got a little excited, that's all. | 1.5578 | 0.03630 | 398 | 231 | 112 | 55 |
107 | I cut myself shaving? | 1.5577 | 0.03849 | 364 | 214 | 97 | 53 |
108 | Does that mean I’m pregnant? | 1.5568 | 0.03930 | 352 | 208 | 92 | 52 |
109 | It's a selfie. | 1.5564 | 0.03863 | 381 | 230 | 90 | 61 |
110 | Doc, all I see is a medical emergency. | 1.5559 | 0.03957 | 349 | 207 | 90 | 52 |
111 | I feel drained. | 1.5556 | 0.03836 | 324 | 181 | 106 | 37 |
112 | I see my inner self. | 1.5538 | 0.03759 | 390 | 233 | 98 | 59 |
113 | I'd say it looks like my father, but he was more the "disappearing" type. | 1.5534 | 0.03689 | 356 | 201 | 113 | 42 |
114 | I swear, it was just a Freudian slip. | 1.5519 | 0.03935 | 337 | 197 | 94 | 46 |
115 | You can’t put me in the pen for this! Who knows how long my sentence will be. | 1.5515 | 0.04069 | 359 | 223 | 74 | 62 |
116 | I spill my guts out to you and you shove it in my face? | 1.5511 | 0.03769 | 372 | 219 | 101 | 52 |
117 | I suppose that means I’m the father, huh? | 1.5503 | 0.03942 | 358 | 216 | 87 | 55 |
118 | I don't think I'm ready to look at my past quite yet | 1.5498 | 0.03826 | 331 | 188 | 104 | 39 |
119 | Oh my God! That’s my mother! | 1.5497 | 0.03825 | 342 | 197 | 102 | 43 |
120 | I'll never understand what people see in me. | 1.5480 | 0.03823 | 323 | 182 | 105 | 36 |
121 | I just couldn’t hold it any longer. | 1.5452 | 0.04111 | 321 | 193 | 81 | 47 |
122 | It's like you can see inside of me, Doc. | 1.5429 | 0.03774 | 326 | 184 | 107 | 35 |
123 | A ballpoint pen could not do that! | 1.5419 | 0.03863 | 310 | 175 | 102 | 33 |
124 | Aunt Gertrude. I'd recognize her anywhere. | 1.5417 | 0.03845 | 312 | 176 | 103 | 33 |
125 | I make ‘em, I don’t explain ‘em. | 1.5415 | 0.04085 | 349 | 218 | 73 | 58 |
126 | I see YOUR parents having sex! How do YOU like it?? | 1.5411 | 0.04040 | 316 | 187 | 87 | 42 |
127 | Alas poor Rorschach,I knew his well. | 1.5409 | 0.03811 | 379 | 231 | 91 | 57 |
128 | My first love! No, wait...my first mistake. | 1.5385 | 0.03846 | 312 | 177 | 102 | 33 |
129 | What do you mean, “What does it look like?” As I said it looks like someone dropped a big splotch of ink on a piece of paper, then folded the paper. What is it supposed to look like? | 1.5385 | 0.04268 | 299 | 182 | 73 | 44 |
130 | No offense, Doc, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. | 1.5375 | 0.04308 | 307 | 191 | 67 | 49 |
131 | A bunny rabbit, drowning in my ink. | 1.5369 | 0.03742 | 393 | 241 | 93 | 59 |
132 | I just feel like we've hit a wall. | 1.5350 | 0.04011 | 314 | 186 | 88 | 40 |
133 | My mother…again. They all remind me of her! | 1.5345 | 0.04233 | 290 | 174 | 77 | 39 |
134 | I see incontinence. | 1.5344 | 0.04124 | 320 | 196 | 77 | 47 |
135 | Sorry, you were all out of toilet paper. | 1.5310 | 0.04317 | 290 | 178 | 70 | 42 |
136 | Tell you about my mother? That IS my mother. | 1.5278 | 0.04112 | 288 | 170 | 84 | 34 |
137 | Don’t judge me, we all did weird things during lockdown | 1.5274 | 0.03893 | 292 | 166 | 98 | 28 |
138 | ACHOO! | 1.5273 | 0.04193 | 311 | 193 | 72 | 46 |
139 | Selfie | 1.5233 | 0.04234 | 300 | 186 | 71 | 43 |
140 | Is this a test? | 1.5230 | 0.04286 | 283 | 173 | 72 | 38 |
141 | Just because I see myself doesn’t make me narcissistic.” | 1.5228 | 0.04175 | 285 | 171 | 79 | 35 |
142 | I poured too much of myself into it. | 1.5223 | 0.04139 | 291 | 175 | 80 | 36 |
143 | It means I sneezed | 1.5209 | 0.04437 | 263 | 161 | 67 | 35 |
144 | Wait - that was a test? - I just sneezed into a tissue! | 1.5208 | 0.04143 | 288 | 173 | 80 | 35 |
145 | I'm sorry, I couldn't contain myself. | 1.5194 | 0.04569 | 258 | 161 | 60 | 37 |
146 | OMG! Is that my cousin Fred? | 1.5194 | 0.04435 | 258 | 157 | 68 | 33 |
147 | Mother? Is that you? | 1.5192 | 0.04375 | 260 | 157 | 71 | 32 |
148 | I'm trying to blot that one out. | 1.5172 | 0.04093 | 290 | 174 | 82 | 34 |
149 | Trump? | 1.5169 | 0.04859 | 236 | 150 | 50 | 36 |
150 | Nope, that’s not me. I tend to keep my emotions bottled up. | 1.5164 | 0.04114 | 304 | 187 | 77 | 40 |
151 | It was a Freudian slip! | 1.5155 | 0.04297 | 258 | 154 | 75 | 29 |
152 | Leave my mother out of this. | 1.5146 | 0.04333 | 274 | 169 | 69 | 36 |
153 | I was told to not keep it all bottled up inside. | 1.5143 | 0.04015 | 280 | 164 | 88 | 28 |
154 | What I see is the old me - before things got bottled up. | 1.5140 | 0.04282 | 286 | 178 | 69 | 39 |
155 | It's either two dogs chasing a cat or my Aunt Thelma. | 1.5138 | 0.04571 | 253 | 158 | 60 | 35 |
156 | I see the darkest parts of myself and it scares me. | 1.5136 | 0.04130 | 257 | 149 | 84 | 24 |
157 | That’s the last thing my Dad did before he dried up. | 1.5132 | 0.04167 | 304 | 190 | 72 | 42 |
158 | Where did you find my baby picture? | 1.5128 | 0.04283 | 273 | 167 | 72 | 34 |
159 | Really? Inkblots? $200 an hour and you want to show ME inkblots? | 1.5118 | 0.04242 | 297 | 187 | 68 | 42 |
160 | I really put myself into it. | 1.5097 | 0.04107 | 259 | 151 | 84 | 24 |
161 | That's how I feel on the inside. | 1.5075 | 0.04772 | 199 | 118 | 61 | 20 |
162 | Did you give this same test to the White Out guy? | 1.5058 | 0.04686 | 259 | 169 | 49 | 41 |
163 | An ugly man with a scar... holding an ink blot. | 1.5038 | 0.04679 | 264 | 174 | 47 | 43 |
164 | Enough with the family photos. | 1.5019 | 0.04373 | 263 | 164 | 66 | 33 |
165 | I told my kids that a handwritten note is much more personal than a text message …. and this is what I get. | 1.5000 | 0.04662 | 226 | 140 | 59 | 27 |
166 | I couldn’t keep it bottled up anymore. | 1.5000 | 0.04294 | 264 | 163 | 70 | 31 |
167 | How does this picture make you feel?" -"Empty | 1.4978 | 0.04787 | 231 | 148 | 51 | 32 |
168 | I begged him not to jump | 1.4977 | 0.04653 | 221 | 136 | 60 | 25 |
169 | Sorry about that, I have a cold. | 1.4964 | 0.04112 | 274 | 167 | 78 | 29 |
170 | Why do you have naked pictures of me? | 1.4960 | 0.04642 | 248 | 160 | 53 | 35 |
171 | Hey, you try signing autographs with no arms! | 1.4959 | 0.04490 | 246 | 154 | 62 | 30 |
172 | I have no inkling. | 1.4938 | 0.04340 | 243 | 148 | 70 | 25 |
173 | Is it weird that they all look like my mother? | 1.4935 | 0.04545 | 231 | 143 | 62 | 26 |
174 | I know. I had a messy childhood. | 1.4933 | 0.04489 | 223 | 135 | 66 | 22 |
175 | That's a Diaper, probably early morning. | 1.4930 | 0.04828 | 213 | 134 | 53 | 26 |
176 | I don’t just see my mother. That is my mother. | 1.4929 | 0.05867 | 140 | 87 | 37 | 16 |
177 | ''That's a picture of Mr. Rorschach my high school art teacher''. | 1.4915 | 0.04929 | 234 | 156 | 41 | 37 |
178 | I honestly don't have an inkling. | 1.4907 | 0.04718 | 214 | 133 | 57 | 24 |
179 | You see, I’ve had some trouble lately controlling my blotter. | 1.4896 | 0.04993 | 241 | 165 | 34 | 42 |
180 | That's me, listening to Trump talk. | 1.4882 | 0.05176 | 211 | 141 | 37 | 33 |
181 | I guess I was blotto that night | 1.4857 | 0.04784 | 210 | 132 | 54 | 24 |
182 | I suppose I see myself in it. | 1.4856 | 0.04770 | 208 | 130 | 55 | 23 |
183 | This is proof that the laxative is working. | 1.4856 | 0.04961 | 208 | 134 | 47 | 27 |
184 | Does anybody remember me for the Magna Carta or the Declaration of Independence? No, it's this! | 1.4839 | 0.05064 | 217 | 145 | 39 | 33 |
185 | It was an accident, don't read into it. | 1.4828 | 0.04570 | 232 | 147 | 58 | 27 |
186 | I told him not to ink and drive | 1.4826 | 0.04681 | 230 | 148 | 53 | 29 |
187 | It's not ego. I really see myself in all of them. | 1.4826 | 0.04600 | 230 | 146 | 57 | 27 |
188 | Stop reminding me of my mistakes. | 1.4820 | 0.04723 | 222 | 142 | 53 | 27 |
189 | Is this a trick question? | 1.4817 | 0.04653 | 218 | 137 | 57 | 24 |
190 | You realize I actually MADE that test….I know exactly what it’s supposed to be! | 1.4813 | 0.05076 | 214 | 143 | 39 | 32 |
191 | I’m the medium, not the message. | 1.4810 | 0.04538 | 237 | 151 | 58 | 28 |
192 | I don’t identify as that color anymore. | 1.4804 | 0.04937 | 204 | 131 | 48 | 25 |
193 | I'm not sure, but I do see a lot of myself in it. | 1.4802 | 0.04299 | 252 | 158 | 67 | 27 |
194 | I really don't want to talk about my mother again. | 1.4793 | 0.04337 | 217 | 130 | 70 | 17 |
195 | I’ve been keeping it bottled up inside for far too long. | 1.4793 | 0.04668 | 217 | 137 | 56 | 24 |
196 | I see a little of myself in that. | 1.4778 | 0.04804 | 203 | 128 | 53 | 22 |
197 | In a very real sense there’s some of me in that picture! | 1.4775 | 0.04455 | 222 | 137 | 64 | 21 |
198 | Actually, this one makes me think of ketchup. | 1.4774 | 0.05275 | 199 | 134 | 35 | 30 |
199 | That was one of my early works. | 1.4770 | 0.04268 | 239 | 147 | 70 | 22 |
200 | I did that when I was young and needed money! | 1.4767 | 0.05199 | 193 | 127 | 40 | 26 |
201 | Same. My mother. | 1.4762 | 0.04877 | 210 | 136 | 48 | 26 |
202 | Here we have another example of the ink blot calling the Rorschach black. | 1.4747 | 0.04733 | 198 | 123 | 56 | 19 |
203 | I think I can see my inner self. | 1.4747 | 0.04336 | 217 | 131 | 69 | 17 |
204 | My son! | 1.4729 | 0.04700 | 203 | 127 | 56 | 20 |
205 | Nobody under 70 even knows what I am. | 1.4726 | 0.05137 | 201 | 134 | 39 | 28 |
206 | That's the closest I'll get to spilling my guts. | 1.4724 | 0.04715 | 199 | 124 | 56 | 19 |
207 | For the tenth time, a sneeze! | 1.4721 | 0.04752 | 233 | 155 | 46 | 32 |
208 | It looks like my mother. What's your point? | 1.4696 | 0.04759 | 230 | 153 | 46 | 31 |
209 | I see myself,as a little squirt. | 1.4689 | 0.04749 | 209 | 134 | 52 | 23 |
210 | I apologize for my outburst | 1.4684 | 0.04987 | 190 | 122 | 47 | 21 |
211 | That’s my oldest, Spot. | 1.4680 | 0.04952 | 203 | 133 | 45 | 25 |
212 | I sneezed. Don’t read anything into it. | 1.4677 | 0.05179 | 186 | 122 | 41 | 23 |
213 | They’re all blotting against me. | 1.4675 | 0.04703 | 231 | 153 | 48 | 30 |
214 | Do I have to look at the crime scene photos? | 1.4667 | 0.05008 | 180 | 114 | 48 | 18 |
215 | I had a lot of anger bottled up. | 1.4663 | 0.04909 | 208 | 137 | 45 | 26 |
216 | That looks like how I feel on the inside. | 1.4663 | 0.04929 | 193 | 124 | 48 | 21 |
217 | That was from my black days in India | 1.4660 | 0.04750 | 206 | 132 | 52 | 22 |
218 | I tend to see myself in all of them. | 1.4658 | 0.04455 | 234 | 150 | 59 | 25 |
219 | Is it weird that all of these remind me of my mother? | 1.4656 | 0.05006 | 189 | 122 | 46 | 21 |
220 | I can tell you from personal experience, it doesn’t actually mean anything. | 1.4655 | 0.04727 | 232 | 155 | 46 | 31 |
221 | I feel empty inside | 1.4652 | 0.04988 | 187 | 120 | 47 | 20 |
222 | So, I blew my top. | 1.4643 | 0.05185 | 196 | 132 | 37 | 27 |
223 | That is the last message I got from my Mother and then she dried up and went away. | 1.4641 | 0.04734 | 181 | 111 | 56 | 14 |
224 | Hello darkness, my old friend. | 1.4636 | 0.04617 | 220 | 142 | 54 | 24 |
225 | It's like you can read my mind. | 1.4633 | 0.04693 | 218 | 142 | 51 | 25 |
226 | Mother again. (Sigh) it always comes back to that, doesn't it? | 1.4627 | 0.04886 | 201 | 131 | 47 | 23 |
227 | You were the one who told me to spill my guts. | 1.4619 | 0.04701 | 223 | 147 | 49 | 27 |
228 | Well, you said you wanted me to open up. | 1.4615 | 0.04714 | 208 | 134 | 52 | 22 |
229 | I see a tortured metaphor. | 1.4599 | 0.05043 | 187 | 122 | 44 | 21 |
230 | Yes, that's my work. | 1.4599 | 0.04688 | 187 | 116 | 56 | 15 |
231 | I'm suing for royalties. | 1.4598 | 0.04655 | 174 | 105 | 58 | 11 |
232 | I've told you already, all I see is myself. | 1.4593 | 0.04903 | 172 | 107 | 51 | 14 |
233 | I put my life's blood into that piece! | 1.4586 | 0.05046 | 181 | 117 | 45 | 19 |
234 | This is me after I spill my guts to you. | 1.4567 | 0.04613 | 208 | 133 | 55 | 20 |
235 | That's Cousin Sal. He's the black sheep of the family. | 1.4561 | 0.05515 | 171 | 116 | 32 | 23 |
236 | You're really making me spill my guts. | 1.4551 | 0.05168 | 178 | 117 | 41 | 20 |
237 | I’ve kept it bottled up for years… | 1.4550 | 0.04852 | 211 | 141 | 44 | 26 |
238 | I spill my guts to you, and you're asking ME what it means? | 1.4545 | 0.05572 | 176 | 122 | 28 | 26 |
239 | But Doc, that really IS a picture of my mother. | 1.4541 | 0.04922 | 196 | 129 | 45 | 22 |
240 | I never saw her before. | 1.4541 | 0.04963 | 185 | 120 | 46 | 19 |
241 | South Carolina’s 6th Congressional District. | 1.4540 | 0.05308 | 163 | 106 | 40 | 17 |
242 | That’s my aunt India at her graduation | 1.4540 | 0.05308 | 163 | 106 | 40 | 17 |
243 | It's like staring into my soul. It's also kind of a like a frog. | 1.4523 | 0.04653 | 199 | 127 | 54 | 18 |
244 | Not EVERYTHING is about my mother. | 1.4521 | 0.04846 | 188 | 121 | 49 | 18 |
245 | Don't bring my mother into this. | 1.4521 | 0.05076 | 188 | 125 | 41 | 22 |
246 | Seriously ? I just fell one day and you make a science of it. | 1.4518 | 0.04574 | 197 | 124 | 57 | 16 |
247 | You really don't see a nude descending a staircase? | 1.4514 | 0.05356 | 175 | 118 | 35 | 22 |
248 | I swear it was consensual. | 1.4514 | 0.04840 | 175 | 110 | 51 | 14 |
249 | It's not my best work but psychiatrists seem to like it. | 1.4513 | 0.04885 | 195 | 128 | 46 | 21 |
250 | All I see is my wasted potential. | 1.4511 | 0.05215 | 184 | 124 | 37 | 23 |
251 | Sometimes a sneeze is just a sneeze. | 1.4511 | 0.05099 | 184 | 122 | 41 | 21 |
252 | Must I relive all my mistakes? | 1.4510 | 0.04623 | 204 | 131 | 54 | 19 |
253 | It's Mother. It's always Mother. | 1.4509 | 0.05339 | 173 | 116 | 36 | 21 |
254 | Yes, that was my mother. She gave her life for science. | 1.4486 | 0.04841 | 185 | 119 | 49 | 17 |
255 | Okay, okay. It was me. I did it. | 1.4483 | 0.05059 | 174 | 113 | 44 | 17 |
256 | It was a foolish thing to do, I know. But I was young and I needed the money. | 1.4477 | 0.05486 | 172 | 118 | 31 | 23 |
257 | I might have been projecting. | 1.4472 | 0.05704 | 161 | 111 | 28 | 22 |
258 | I think Im a narcissist, all I see is myself... | 1.4469 | 0.04892 | 179 | 115 | 48 | 16 |
259 | Me spilling my guts. | 1.4465 | 0.05618 | 159 | 108 | 31 | 20 |
260 | Honestly, I prefer my post-Impressionism stuff but the abstract sells | 1.4462 | 0.04936 | 195 | 130 | 43 | 22 |
261 | Back then I was just a squirt. | 1.4457 | 0.05096 | 184 | 123 | 40 | 21 |
262 | That's exactly how I feel inside. | 1.4451 | 0.04770 | 182 | 116 | 51 | 15 |
263 | I hate looking at pictures of myself. | 1.4449 | 0.04674 | 227 | 154 | 45 | 28 |
264 | So what if I blot. Is that a crime now? | 1.4444 | 0.05181 | 162 | 105 | 42 | 15 |
265 | He’s not my kid! He doesn’t look anything like me! | 1.4436 | 0.06170 | 133 | 91 | 25 | 17 |
266 | I won't be coming back Doctor Rorschach, I always feel so empty after these sessions." | 1.4431 | 0.05139 | 167 | 109 | 42 | 16 |
267 | I was such a cute baby. | 1.4424 | 0.05183 | 165 | 108 | 41 | 16 |
268 | It’s a sneeze. | 1.4423 | 0.05475 | 156 | 104 | 35 | 17 |
269 | I see Bic pens. | 1.4423 | 0.05083 | 156 | 99 | 45 | 12 |
270 | You can't expect me to associate that with anything. You're holding it upside down. | 1.4421 | 0.05140 | 190 | 130 | 36 | 24 |
271 | I came here for help, not for butthole porn. | 1.4420 | 0.05216 | 181 | 123 | 36 | 22 |
272 | Never liked that photo of myself. | 1.4416 | 0.05211 | 154 | 99 | 42 | 13 |
273 | It reminds me of the mistakes I've made. | 1.4416 | 0.05129 | 154 | 98 | 44 | 12 |
274 | Doc,you're holding that upside down. | 1.4415 | 0.05013 | 188 | 126 | 41 | 21 |
275 | At least he died doing what he loved.’ | 1.4410 | 0.05126 | 161 | 104 | 43 | 14 |
276 | That's my early, interpretive work. | 1.4404 | 0.05025 | 193 | 131 | 39 | 23 |
277 | I think I see a little bit of myself in that one. | 1.4395 | 0.05218 | 157 | 102 | 41 | 14 |
278 | It's a fake! | 1.4393 | 0.05007 | 173 | 113 | 44 | 16 |
279 | And that one is my Uncle Albert, God rest his soul. | 1.4389 | 0.05176 | 180 | 122 | 37 | 21 |
280 | You say splat. I say shat. | 1.4387 | 0.05499 | 155 | 104 | 34 | 17 |
281 | Yes, yes, that's yet another of my self-portraits. | 1.4375 | 0.04991 | 160 | 102 | 46 | 12 |
282 | That's my cousin Dot. Everyone knows she's a scatterbrain. | 1.4368 | 0.04858 | 190 | 126 | 45 | 19 |
283 | I wish I could erase my past but I'm indelible. | 1.4367 | 0.05567 | 158 | 108 | 31 | 19 |
284 | What is this... some kind of a test? | 1.4365 | 0.04783 | 181 | 117 | 49 | 15 |
285 | It just makes me feel empty. | 1.4365 | 0.05033 | 181 | 121 | 41 | 19 |
286 | Oh my god, it's mom! | 1.4364 | 0.05457 | 165 | 113 | 32 | 20 |
287 | Sometimes a blotch is just a blotch. | 1.4358 | 0.05196 | 179 | 122 | 36 | 21 |
288 | I see my life dwindling away, shoved to the back of some closet next to old Sharpie pens and pile of empty manila envelopes marked "Top Secret". | 1.4348 | 0.04663 | 184 | 118 | 52 | 14 |
289 | I can't help it -- I always throw up when I see a picture of Donald Trump. | 1.4333 | 0.06014 | 150 | 107 | 21 | 22 |
290 | No that’s my sister on the left. | 1.4333 | 0.05386 | 150 | 99 | 37 | 14 |
291 | I see a lot of myself in that | 1.4332 | 0.04793 | 187 | 123 | 47 | 17 |
292 | A little piece of me died on that page | 1.4327 | 0.05625 | 171 | 122 | 24 | 25 |
293 | That is my signature. What did you expect, cursive? | 1.4320 | 0.05290 | 169 | 115 | 35 | 19 |
294 | Well, I had a little "accident" | 1.4317 | 0.04867 | 183 | 121 | 45 | 17 |
295 | Okay. Not my best work,but I needed the money. | 1.4309 | 0.04891 | 188 | 126 | 43 | 19 |
296 | I'd be happy to autograph it. | 1.4305 | 0.05831 | 151 | 106 | 25 | 20 |
297 | Omg,what was I thinking? | 1.4304 | 0.04782 | 158 | 99 | 50 | 9 |
298 | That's my father. He abandoned us for a career in the arts. | 1.4295 | 0.05688 | 156 | 109 | 27 | 20 |
299 | Let's see...now, on this one, I see my cousin, Paul, who had that unfortunate faulty parachute incident. | 1.4295 | 0.05540 | 156 | 107 | 31 | 18 |
300 | Uncle Billy. | 1.4294 | 0.05331 | 170 | 117 | 33 | 20 |
301 | That's exactly how I feel on the inside. | 1.4293 | 0.04659 | 184 | 119 | 51 | 14 |
302 | Old, bald, ugly guy in a suit. | 1.4286 | 0.05573 | 168 | 119 | 26 | 23 |
303 | I'm suffering from writer's blot. | 1.4286 | 0.05872 | 147 | 103 | 25 | 19 |
304 | You had to bring up the past, didn’t you ? | 1.4278 | 0.05047 | 180 | 122 | 39 | 19 |
305 | I was new in town and alone and needed the money. | 1.4277 | 0.05533 | 159 | 110 | 30 | 19 |
306 | I see a leaky fountain pen. | 1.4276 | 0.05933 | 145 | 102 | 24 | 19 |
307 | What do you mean, 'What does it mean?' That's my uncle! | 1.4276 | 0.05427 | 145 | 96 | 36 | 13 |
308 | Gotta be my Uncle Mike, Doc. | 1.4276 | 0.05427 | 145 | 96 | 36 | 13 |
309 | Try harder. Give me something original. | 1.4276 | 0.05061 | 145 | 92 | 44 | 9 |
310 | No, sorry, it’s nobody I recognize! | 1.4269 | 0.05241 | 171 | 117 | 35 | 19 |
311 | That's actually my tissue after I sneezed. | 1.4269 | 0.05241 | 171 | 117 | 35 | 19 |
312 | This one reminds me of my ex-wife, India. | 1.4269 | 0.05175 | 171 | 116 | 37 | 18 |
313 | Ah, Ah . . CHOO! | 1.4266 | 0.05828 | 143 | 99 | 27 | 17 |
314 | I can definitely see myself in that. | 1.4246 | 0.04939 | 179 | 120 | 42 | 17 |
315 | Please don’t use that tone with me. | 1.4241 | 0.05700 | 158 | 112 | 25 | 21 |
316 | Kinda insensitive to show me my dead cousin and ask me what I see. | 1.4224 | 0.05406 | 161 | 111 | 32 | 18 |
317 | You recorded me spilling my guts? | 1.4224 | 0.05548 | 161 | 113 | 28 | 20 |
318 | I'm an inanimate object. Don't you think you're the one with the problem? | 1.4211 | 0.05485 | 152 | 104 | 32 | 16 |
319 | ...And that's Sally, my youngest. | 1.4204 | 0.05356 | 157 | 107 | 34 | 16 |
320 | Do you always extract this much from your patients? | 1.4201 | 0.04864 | 169 | 111 | 45 | 13 |
321 | I didn’t know I had it in me | 1.4201 | 0.05347 | 169 | 118 | 31 | 20 |
322 | That's the stuff I've been holding in for so long... | 1.4200 | 0.05618 | 150 | 104 | 29 | 17 |
323 | It's either my soul, or my splattered dreams. | 1.4200 | 0.05290 | 150 | 100 | 37 | 13 |
324 | I really do see my mother in all of them. | 1.4199 | 0.05258 | 181 | 128 | 30 | 23 |
325 | I see the inner me. | 1.4194 | 0.05003 | 155 | 101 | 43 | 11 |
326 | You’re just gonna say I’m projecting. | 1.4190 | 0.05060 | 179 | 123 | 37 | 19 |
327 | I guess I see a bit of myself in that one too | 1.4177 | 0.05404 | 158 | 109 | 32 | 17 |
328 | I called that one 'Pastoral Scene with Poplars.' The original hangs in the Museum of Modern Art. | 1.4176 | 0.04769 | 170 | 111 | 47 | 12 |
329 | Yup, it's still all about me. | 1.4172 | 0.05091 | 151 | 99 | 41 | 11 |
330 | I took your advice, to spill my guts. | 1.4172 | 0.05281 | 163 | 112 | 34 | 17 |
331 | Some may see it as desperate search for meaning in a world gone mad. To me, it's just selfie on a bad hair day. | 1.4171 | 0.05143 | 175 | 121 | 35 | 19 |
332 | I think it means I nodded off at my desk. | 1.4167 | 0.05300 | 156 | 106 | 35 | 15 |
333 | I see lost opportunity. | 1.4162 | 0.04851 | 173 | 115 | 44 | 14 |
334 | My blue period. | 1.4161 | 0.05828 | 137 | 95 | 27 | 15 |
335 | Am I a narcissist? They all look like me. | 1.4161 | 0.05246 | 137 | 89 | 39 | 9 |
336 | I spilled my guts to you. | 1.4156 | 0.05105 | 154 | 102 | 40 | 12 |
337 | I just don't understand ... Jackson Pollock does it and makes millions. | 1.4152 | 0.05164 | 171 | 118 | 35 | 18 |
338 | I think I see my mother. | 1.4150 | 0.05001 | 147 | 95 | 43 | 9 |
339 | My five-year-old could have done that. | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
340 | A trigger warning might have been nice. | 1.4126 | 0.05465 | 143 | 97 | 33 | 13 |
341 | I see my mother before she dried out. | 1.4126 | 0.05375 | 143 | 96 | 35 | 12 |
342 | I didn’t say I hated my mother, I said that IS my mother. | 1.4110 | 0.05805 | 146 | 104 | 24 | 18 |
343 | You asked me to spill my guts in here | 1.4110 | 0.05294 | 146 | 98 | 36 | 12 |
344 | I just create them. I don't explain them. | 1.4109 | 0.05989 | 129 | 90 | 25 | 14 |
345 | Ohhhh Yes…..Swipe Right!! | 1.4103 | 0.05371 | 156 | 108 | 32 | 16 |
346 | I see more of myself in this one. | 1.4101 | 0.05287 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
347 | I've kept that all bottled up. | 1.4097 | 0.06028 | 144 | 105 | 19 | 20 |
348 | My bottled up emotions | 1.4097 | 0.05435 | 144 | 98 | 33 | 13 |
349 | Sorry, I'm spotting | 1.4094 | 0.06057 | 127 | 89 | 24 | 14 |
350 | You're the one with the dirty pictures. | 1.4088 | 0.05369 | 159 | 111 | 31 | 17 |
351 | That's an inkblot. | 1.4088 | 0.05911 | 137 | 97 | 24 | 16 |
352 | I don’t know if that’s the guy who mugged me. I was pretty blotto that night. | 1.4088 | 0.05911 | 137 | 97 | 24 | 16 |
353 | I'm pregnant? | 1.4085 | 0.05389 | 164 | 116 | 29 | 19 |
354 | I spilled my guts and now you want me to analyze it? | 1.4082 | 0.05440 | 147 | 101 | 32 | 14 |
355 | What can I say — I was young and enamored with Pollock. | 1.4079 | 0.05143 | 152 | 102 | 38 | 12 |
356 | Haven't we talked enough about my mother? | 1.4079 | 0.04971 | 152 | 100 | 42 | 10 |
357 | That's from my drinking days when I was blotto all the time. | 1.4067 | 0.05762 | 150 | 108 | 23 | 19 |
358 | Please…don’t put me back in the pen. | 1.4065 | 0.06200 | 123 | 87 | 22 | 14 |
359 | I was really drunk when I sent that. | 1.4065 | 0.05545 | 155 | 110 | 27 | 18 |
360 | I can see a bit of myself in each image. | 1.4062 | 0.05136 | 128 | 82 | 40 | 6 |
361 | My memory is a little spotty. | 1.4062 | 0.05594 | 128 | 86 | 32 | 10 |
362 | January 6, 2021. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
363 | Never saw that guy before in my life | 1.4058 | 0.05785 | 138 | 97 | 26 | 15 |
364 | I see… Carter’s 2201, Onyx black, medium gloss, low viscosity, archival quality. | 1.4056 | 0.05722 | 143 | 101 | 26 | 16 |
365 | My incontinence issues. | 1.4051 | 0.05161 | 158 | 108 | 36 | 14 |
366 | He was part of a wonderful group, the Ink Spots. | 1.4051 | 0.05239 | 158 | 109 | 34 | 15 |
367 | I barely recognize myself. I wish I were toner. | 1.4046 | 0.05814 | 131 | 91 | 27 | 13 |
368 | That's me wetting the bed.... | 1.4046 | 0.06109 | 131 | 94 | 21 | 16 |
369 | I’ve never been good at introspection. | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
370 | I took your advice and started keeping a journal. | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
371 | Sorry, I got a little excited... | 1.4038 | 0.05440 | 156 | 110 | 29 | 17 |
372 | I hate the way I look in pictures. | 1.4029 | 0.05659 | 139 | 97 | 28 | 14 |
373 | They all remind me of my childhood. | 1.4029 | 0.05178 | 139 | 92 | 38 | 9 |
374 | Nope. Never saw her before. | 1.4027 | 0.05628 | 149 | 106 | 26 | 17 |
375 | My masterpiece. I call it memory and perception. | 1.4025 | 0.04647 | 159 | 103 | 48 | 8 |
376 | Yes! Yes! I confess! It was I who tricked your entire profession into centuries of ridiculous assumptions! | 1.4015 | 0.05811 | 137 | 97 | 25 | 15 |
377 | Never saw him before | 1.4014 | 0.05432 | 147 | 102 | 31 | 14 |
378 | I see something dark inside me. | 1.4000 | 0.05680 | 125 | 85 | 30 | 10 |
379 | Oh good! You already received my portfolio for this job interview. | 1.4000 | 0.05306 | 155 | 108 | 32 | 15 |
380 | But I poured my guts into that manuscript! | 1.4000 | 0.05396 | 145 | 100 | 32 | 13 |
381 | This feels like a test. | 1.3988 | 0.04964 | 163 | 111 | 39 | 13 |
382 | Thats my cousin on my mother's side | 1.3986 | 0.05732 | 148 | 107 | 23 | 18 |
383 | Does everything have to be about my mother? | 1.3986 | 0.05357 | 143 | 98 | 33 | 12 |
384 | I see my careless youth, the wreckage of spilled secrets and upended dreams. Either that or a crab. | 1.3984 | 0.05584 | 128 | 87 | 31 | 10 |
385 | Take it away please! The sight of ink makes me queasy. | 1.3983 | 0.05914 | 118 | 81 | 27 | 10 |
386 | I see Trump's dining room wall. | 1.3978 | 0.04957 | 186 | 132 | 34 | 20 |
387 | Rorschach, you are one sick bastard. | 1.3974 | 0.05356 | 156 | 110 | 30 | 16 |
388 | Where did you get a picture of my grandson? | 1.3973 | 0.05277 | 146 | 100 | 34 | 12 |
389 | Premature ejaculation. | 1.3973 | 0.05790 | 146 | 106 | 22 | 18 |
390 | I see a little bit of myself in each one, does that make me a narcissist? | 1.3968 | 0.05530 | 126 | 85 | 32 | 9 |
391 | My worst nightmare, Doc. | 1.3966 | 0.05727 | 116 | 78 | 30 | 8 |
392 | Doc, sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. | 1.3957 | 0.05650 | 139 | 98 | 27 | 14 |
393 | You have to stop bottling up your anxieties. | 1.3957 | 0.05650 | 139 | 98 | 27 | 14 |
394 | Ah, my dog Spot. Painful memories that I can’t blot out. | 1.3955 | 0.05707 | 134 | 94 | 27 | 13 |
395 | The question is “what does my urologist think it means.” | 1.3953 | 0.05763 | 129 | 90 | 27 | 12 |
396 | I already poured my heart out. What more do you need? | 1.3953 | 0.05867 | 129 | 91 | 25 | 13 |
397 | It’s not my best work. | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
398 | This is taking a lot out of me. | 1.3947 | 0.05126 | 152 | 104 | 36 | 12 |
399 | My parents fighting | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
400 | My bad, did I do that? | 1.3944 | 0.05909 | 142 | 104 | 20 | 18 |
401 | I see the release of bottled up emotions. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
402 | It reminds me of my brother, Ralph. Wait, that is my brother Ralph. You monster! | 1.3944 | 0.05650 | 142 | 101 | 26 | 15 |
403 | Is it really that narcissistic to just see yourself in everything? | 1.3939 | 0.05767 | 132 | 93 | 26 | 13 |
404 | Where did you get my baby picture? | 1.3935 | 0.04886 | 155 | 104 | 41 | 10 |
405 | Do you need my help writing this down? | 1.3924 | 0.05667 | 158 | 117 | 20 | 21 |
406 | Really? That's the best your sketch artist could come up with? | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
407 | Must we blame my mother for everything? | 1.3916 | 0.04966 | 166 | 115 | 37 | 14 |
408 | Do you have to bring up all my mistakes? | 1.3913 | 0.05485 | 138 | 96 | 30 | 12 |
409 | That was the last photo ever taken of my mother | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
410 | Oedipus schmedipus - they all DO look like my mother! | 1.3907 | 0.05557 | 151 | 109 | 25 | 17 |
411 | I dated her in high school. | 1.3904 | 0.05357 | 146 | 102 | 31 | 13 |
412 | I see a butterfly. | 1.3889 | 0.05161 | 126 | 83 | 37 | 6 |
413 | That’s your way of getting me to let go of my bottled-up emotions???!!! | 1.3889 | 0.05585 | 144 | 103 | 26 | 15 |
414 | Jesus I don’t know, a sneeze. | 1.3885 | 0.05640 | 139 | 99 | 26 | 14 |
415 | My goodness, it's my dog, Spot | 1.3884 | 0.06140 | 121 | 87 | 21 | 13 |
416 | It leaves me feeling empty. | 1.3882 | 0.04855 | 152 | 102 | 41 | 9 |
417 | Sometimes I get excited. | 1.3881 | 0.05287 | 134 | 91 | 34 | 9 |
418 | I see a lonely soul searching for a pen pal. | 1.3878 | 0.04965 | 147 | 99 | 39 | 9 |
419 | How would you feel about seeing your guts splattered all over the place? | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
420 | All I see when I look at that is work. | 1.3875 | 0.05093 | 160 | 112 | 34 | 14 |
421 | These tests take so much out of me | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
422 | Don't overanalyse it, doc - an ink blot is just an ink blot. Period. | 1.3869 | 0.04996 | 137 | 91 | 39 | 7 |
423 | I can’t even sneeze without being judged…. | 1.3869 | 0.05408 | 137 | 95 | 31 | 11 |
424 | ... All I see is a reflection of myself when I'm not bottled up inside. And I don't like it Doc. | 1.3867 | 0.04986 | 150 | 102 | 38 | 10 |
425 | Sorry, just couldn't hold it. | 1.3865 | 0.05024 | 163 | 114 | 35 | 14 |
426 | That was my cousin. | 1.3864 | 0.05756 | 132 | 94 | 25 | 13 |
427 | Yes, That is my Uncle Ror. He was a blot on everyone in the family. | 1.3862 | 0.05466 | 145 | 103 | 28 | 14 |
428 | No! It really is my mother! | 1.3857 | 0.05607 | 140 | 100 | 26 | 14 |
429 | That one also looks like my dad | 1.3857 | 0.05607 | 140 | 100 | 26 | 14 |
430 | I was young, and did it for the money. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
431 | My first squeeze. | 1.3852 | 0.05256 | 135 | 92 | 34 | 9 |
432 | You may call me a narcissist, but yet again I see me | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
433 | Basically, it’s the story of my life. | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
434 | Okay, say what you want, but that one is just a sneeze" | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
435 | It's our family crest | 1.3839 | 0.06373 | 112 | 81 | 19 | 12 |
436 | That's my daughter!!! | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
437 | You told me to spill my feelings | 1.3833 | 0.06056 | 120 | 86 | 22 | 12 |
438 | I see clear color, rich hues, great opacity, and my own inadequacies. | 1.3831 | 0.05146 | 154 | 108 | 33 | 13 |
439 | I couldn't contain myself. | 1.3830 | 0.05482 | 141 | 100 | 28 | 13 |
440 | I’m tired of looking inside myself. | 1.3830 | 0.05294 | 141 | 98 | 32 | 11 |
441 | Well, it resembles a splotch of ink to me. | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
442 | It was an accident. Nothing more. | 1.3824 | 0.05429 | 136 | 95 | 30 | 11 |
443 | Doc, for all we know that IS my mother. | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
444 | I know this is a Rorschach test but it looks like my handkerchief. | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
445 | ‘A happy family photo’. | 1.3818 | 0.06325 | 110 | 79 | 20 | 11 |
446 | Sometimes my blots are just blots. | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
447 | All I see is computers, again. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
448 | So this is what you meant when you said you wanted me to look at my inner self | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
449 | It's nothing but a smear campaign. | 1.3810 | 0.06157 | 126 | 93 | 18 | 15 |
450 | Yes, that's him before the accident. | 1.3806 | 0.05275 | 134 | 92 | 33 | 9 |
451 | I'm afraid that's when I lost blotter control. | 1.3805 | 0.05804 | 113 | 78 | 27 | 8 |
452 | I don’t have the slightest inkling of what that is. | 1.3805 | 0.05939 | 113 | 79 | 25 | 9 |
453 | I did that in the first grade! | 1.3803 | 0.05357 | 142 | 100 | 30 | 12 |
454 | ‘If my problem were that obvious, I wouldn’t be paying you $200 a session.’ | 1.3802 | 0.05898 | 121 | 86 | 24 | 11 |
455 | You've got to be kidding, I sneezed! | 1.3798 | 0.06047 | 129 | 95 | 19 | 15 |
456 | I see a damn waste of life sustaining ink. | 1.3796 | 0.05988 | 108 | 75 | 25 | 8 |
457 | Would it be narcissistic to say that looks like me? | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
458 | That's my third cousin once removed. | 1.3788 | 0.06134 | 132 | 99 | 16 | 17 |
459 | Is this a therapy session or murder investigation? | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
460 | Sorry doc, I’m getting over a cold | 1.3784 | 0.05373 | 148 | 106 | 28 | 14 |
461 | I have no inkling of that. | 1.3782 | 0.05597 | 119 | 82 | 29 | 8 |
462 | Yeah that’s Vinny alright. But I haven’t seen him since we got out of the pen. | 1.3780 | 0.05801 | 127 | 91 | 24 | 12 |
463 | I can't imagine what everyone sees in me. | 1.3778 | 0.05551 | 135 | 96 | 27 | 12 |
464 | That one's also my ex-wife | 1.3778 | 0.05649 | 135 | 97 | 25 | 13 |
465 | This is very existential for me. | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
466 | My parents. Fighting. Again. | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
467 | Inky-Dinky parlez vous? | 1.3774 | 0.06492 | 106 | 77 | 18 | 11 |
468 | It's actually a compliment when you think about it." | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
469 | Yes, that's my signature. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
470 | My mother again. They’re all my mother! | 1.3770 | 0.05972 | 122 | 88 | 22 | 12 |
471 | Regression Therapy ?? That’s mine from 4th grade !! | 1.3768 | 0.05837 | 138 | 102 | 20 | 16 |
472 | Yes, I know exactly what it is. and it's very embarrassing! | 1.3768 | 0.05060 | 138 | 94 | 36 | 8 |
473 | I hate to break it to you, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. | 1.3766 | 0.05218 | 154 | 110 | 30 | 14 |
474 | I feel exposed, doctor | 1.3761 | 0.05787 | 117 | 82 | 26 | 9 |
475 | Man’s inhumanity to man | 1.3761 | 0.05527 | 117 | 80 | 30 | 7 |
476 | Uncle Ralph | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
477 | I'm spilling my guts here, Doc. | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
478 | HEADACHE! | 1.3760 | 0.05408 | 125 | 86 | 31 | 8 |
479 | My mother, Doc, it's always my mother. | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
480 | You could at least say, ‘GESUNDHEIT!’ when I sneeze, Doc. | 1.3759 | 0.05742 | 141 | 104 | 21 | 16 |
481 | Looks like a dirty hanky. | 1.3750 | 0.05925 | 120 | 86 | 23 | 11 |
482 | I apologize. At my age leakage is a problem | 1.3750 | 0.05546 | 128 | 90 | 28 | 10 |
483 | Very funny | 1.3750 | 0.06230 | 112 | 81 | 20 | 11 |
484 | Same answer doc, I still see my mother. | 1.3740 | 0.05455 | 131 | 92 | 29 | 10 |
485 | I've already spilt my guts. | 1.3740 | 0.06152 | 123 | 91 | 18 | 14 |
486 | Another picture of my mother. | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
487 | I see my soul mate. | 1.3731 | 0.05471 | 134 | 95 | 28 | 11 |
488 | Uh, Thursday. | 1.3725 | 0.06671 | 102 | 75 | 16 | 11 |
489 | It's like my insides were poured out on each page. | 1.3721 | 0.05619 | 129 | 92 | 26 | 11 |
490 | Well, right off the top of my head... | 1.3719 | 0.05521 | 121 | 84 | 29 | 8 |
491 | You’re right. It does feel better when I don’t bottle things up. | 1.3719 | 0.05266 | 121 | 82 | 33 | 6 |
492 | Oh, my beautiful baby! | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
493 | How long have I got ? | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
494 | That's pretty much my resume | 1.3712 | 0.05203 | 132 | 91 | 33 | 8 |
495 | “Please, it’s a part of me I don’t want to talk about!” | 1.3712 | 0.05630 | 132 | 95 | 25 | 12 |
496 | Incontinence is running my life. | 1.3710 | 0.06002 | 124 | 91 | 20 | 13 |
497 | The BIC Bang. | 1.3710 | 0.05547 | 124 | 87 | 28 | 9 |
498 | My mother, okay? | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
499 | You sick bastard. | 1.3706 | 0.05497 | 143 | 104 | 25 | 14 |
500 | My mother. | 1.3704 | 0.05437 | 135 | 96 | 28 | 11 |
501 | Oh no. Not my mother again. | 1.3704 | 0.05734 | 135 | 99 | 22 | 14 |
502 | I see your point; I lack self-control. | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
503 | Now you know what's inside my head. | 1.3704 | 0.06253 | 108 | 78 | 20 | 10 |
504 | Why are you showing me a picture of my mother? | 1.3701 | 0.05208 | 154 | 111 | 29 | 14 |
505 | Doc, this is taking a lot outta me. | 1.3700 | 0.06301 | 100 | 71 | 21 | 8 |
506 | It was dark so I didn’t get a great look at him. | 1.3699 | 0.05413 | 146 | 106 | 26 | 14 |
507 | I see my future and I don't like it. | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
508 | Off the top of my head...? | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
509 | I don’t know… looks like bird shit to me ! | 1.3692 | 0.05995 | 130 | 97 | 18 | 15 |
510 | I see a waste of my parent’s money on art school | 1.3692 | 0.05365 | 130 | 91 | 30 | 9 |
511 | I'm sorry, but this session is taking everything out of me. | 1.3692 | 0.05253 | 130 | 90 | 32 | 8 |
512 | Hiccup... | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
513 | Don't blame me. It's a forgery. | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
514 | Oh great. That one looks like my mother too. | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
515 | It’s my son, but he’s nothing like me. | 1.3680 | 0.05392 | 125 | 87 | 30 | 8 |
516 | My mother. They're all my mother, dammit! | 1.3680 | 0.05961 | 125 | 92 | 20 | 13 |
517 | Sorry, I sneezed. | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
518 | Sorry about that Doc, but I'm spilling my guts to you! | 1.3667 | 0.05790 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
519 | Sorry, sometimes I leak when I laugh. | 1.3664 | 0.05755 | 131 | 96 | 22 | 13 |
520 | That was done during my Jackson Pollock phase. | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
521 | You could at least say ‘ Gesundheit.’ | 1.3663 | 0.06559 | 101 | 74 | 17 | 10 |
522 | I can't help it. I only see things in black and white. | 1.3659 | 0.05448 | 123 | 86 | 29 | 8 |
523 | Long Covid... | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
524 | You're one sick bastard, you know that? | 1.3652 | 0.06216 | 115 | 85 | 18 | 12 |
525 | Sure it could be mine, but it could also be anyone’s signature. | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
526 | I'm not in the mood today for self-analysis. | 1.3651 | 0.05238 | 126 | 87 | 32 | 7 |
527 | Why do you have a picture of my mother? | 1.3644 | 0.05730 | 118 | 84 | 25 | 9 |
528 | Do you have a thing for looking at tissues after you've sneezed into them, or what? | 1.3643 | 0.05920 | 129 | 96 | 19 | 14 |
529 | Doc, these tests are draining me. | 1.3636 | 0.05589 | 110 | 76 | 28 | 6 |
530 | They all look like my mom. | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
531 | That absolutely looks like the work of an amateur. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
532 | Does my sonogram show if its a boy or girl? | 1.3636 | 0.06422 | 110 | 82 | 16 | 12 |
533 | My cousin Earl. Sad. They say he fell, but I'm sure he was pushed. | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
534 | Mom, is that really you? | 1.3636 | 0.05750 | 121 | 87 | 24 | 10 |
535 | We don't talk about Bruno. | 1.3636 | 0.06291 | 110 | 81 | 18 | 11 |
536 | People think they understand my work, but they just see themselves, not me. | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
537 | I can explain… | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
538 | That one looks like squid, Pacific, late 1960s | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
539 | That's me. | 1.3619 | 0.06366 | 105 | 77 | 18 | 10 |
540 | Perhaps it's my narcissistic tendencies,but I see myself in that one too! | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
541 | Why... do you have.. my toilet paper? | 1.3611 | 0.06234 | 108 | 79 | 19 | 10 |
542 | Is that enough to prove paternity? | 1.3611 | 0.06234 | 108 | 79 | 19 | 10 |
543 | Maybe you’re the crazy one for showing me a picture of two inkwells having sex. | 1.3609 | 0.04930 | 133 | 91 | 36 | 6 |
544 | A blot of trouble. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
545 | Why do you always want me to talk about my mother? | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
546 | What did you expect me to do? I'm a pipette for crying out loud! | 1.3607 | 0.05082 | 122 | 83 | 34 | 5 |
547 | I let it all out. | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
548 | No, but he looks familiar. | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
549 | I don't have an inkling what it means | 1.3594 | 0.05946 | 128 | 96 | 18 | 14 |
550 | Ink bottles don't create blots, people create blots. | 1.3594 | 0.06149 | 128 | 98 | 14 | 16 |
551 | I'm pretty sure that actually IS my mother. | 1.3594 | 0.05627 | 128 | 93 | 24 | 11 |
552 | I always get choked up when I see my baby picture. | 1.3594 | 0.05841 | 128 | 95 | 20 | 13 |
553 | Oh, like you can tell your kids’ newborn photos apart? | 1.3594 | 0.05841 | 128 | 95 | 20 | 13 |
554 | I don’t mean to sound egotistical… | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
555 | They said Jackson Pollock was crazy, too. | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
556 | I get it. I'm a narcissist. | 1.3590 | 0.06004 | 117 | 86 | 20 | 11 |
557 | OK! I masturbate! Is that so bad? | 1.3588 | 0.05843 | 131 | 98 | 19 | 14 |
558 | Frankly, your resumé looks more like a Rorschach test. | 1.3585 | 0.06314 | 106 | 78 | 18 | 10 |
559 | That's my youngest, who I adore, but does she ever call? No!! | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
560 | I've been having issues with incontinence. | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
561 | Another picture of dad? | 1.3583 | 0.05525 | 120 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
562 | My signature | 1.3583 | 0.05397 | 120 | 84 | 29 | 7 |
563 | This one is a self-portrait. | 1.3579 | 0.06679 | 95 | 70 | 16 | 9 |
564 | All I see are my past failures | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
565 | I’d really prefer a different test. | 1.3577 | 0.05787 | 123 | 90 | 22 | 11 |
566 | If you’re going to show me dirty pictures, please leave my mother out of it. | 1.3577 | 0.05431 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
567 | Who leaked? | 1.3577 | 0.05787 | 123 | 90 | 22 | 11 |
568 | It’s uncanny, like looking into a mirror. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
569 | It might not be that accurate; I've had a runny nose | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
570 | That's messed up. | 1.3571 | 0.06064 | 112 | 82 | 20 | 10 |
571 | I see total lack of penmanship " | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
572 | Seriously! How would you feel if I showed you pictures of blood stains? | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
573 | That's acrylic, not ink. | 1.3566 | 0.05803 | 129 | 96 | 20 | 13 |
574 | I spilled my guts. | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 90 | 32 | 7 |
575 | I do blot everything out. | 1.3565 | 0.05686 | 115 | 82 | 25 | 8 |
576 | I just create them, you interpret them! | 1.3564 | 0.06384 | 101 | 74 | 18 | 9 |
577 | Like I said, Doc, they all look like my Cousin Phil.. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
578 | So, I lost control that night. What you trying to say? | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
579 | I can't keep spilling my guts. | 1.3559 | 0.06081 | 118 | 88 | 18 | 12 |
580 | No, that’s not Grandpa either. | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
581 | Doctor, that is my x-ray... | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
582 | That's the last I saw of her before she dried up, I loved her. | 1.3551 | 0.05615 | 138 | 103 | 21 | 14 |
583 | It reminds me of my mother. | 1.3546 | 0.04841 | 141 | 98 | 36 | 7 |
584 | I see the Bic that ruined my life | 1.3545 | 0.06138 | 110 | 81 | 19 | 10 |
585 | I see a cap that wasn’t on tight enough. | 1.3545 | 0.05568 | 110 | 77 | 27 | 6 |
586 | That signature is clearly forged | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
587 | Nope, never seen him before! | 1.3543 | 0.05758 | 127 | 94 | 21 | 12 |
588 | I just couldn't help spilling my guts | 1.3540 | 0.06148 | 113 | 84 | 18 | 11 |
589 | Alas poor India, I knew her well. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
590 | I drew that when I was blotto. | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
591 | Last Saturday Morning | 1.3535 | 0.06471 | 99 | 73 | 17 | 9 |
592 | It's like I see my whole life, splashing before my eyes. | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
593 | I didn't say it reminds me of my mother, that is my mother. | 1.3529 | 0.05365 | 153 | 115 | 22 | 16 |
594 | I see a waste of my precious bodily fluids. | 1.3529 | 0.05796 | 119 | 87 | 22 | 10 |
595 | I can't decide if it's a memoir or an autobiography. What do you think it is? | 1.3529 | 0.05918 | 119 | 88 | 20 | 11 |
596 | I never wrote that! | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
597 | I see a lot of myself here. | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
598 | I interpret it as cultural insensitivity. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
599 | Let’s not bring my mother into this | 1.3525 | 0.06151 | 122 | 93 | 15 | 14 |
600 | To me, that looks like a used tissue. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
601 | It’s my mother beating a dead horse. | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
602 | It reminds me of my dog. His name was Spot. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
603 | I can’t really say … so much of it is redacted | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
604 | White oxford shirt. | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
605 | That's all the ink I have left!! | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
606 | Out, damned spot. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
607 | Well what did you expect? | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
608 | I just couldn’t hold it anymore | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
609 | I still see my big brother. | 1.3514 | 0.05527 | 111 | 78 | 27 | 6 |
610 | I know, I know-- I'm projecting again. | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
611 | A man with glasses holding up a paper as though it means something. | 1.3511 | 0.06715 | 94 | 70 | 15 | 9 |
612 | Why can’t an ink blot just be an ink blot? | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
613 | And you say some Rorshach guy is taking credit for this? | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
614 | So, how long hav long ago did you start believing you were Jackson Pollock? | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
615 | ‘Yes, that’s my anxiety’ | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
616 | How did you get that picture of me? | 1.3504 | 0.05862 | 117 | 86 | 21 | 10 |
617 | That reminds me of how much I miss my dad. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
618 | I see a bottle half empty. | 1.3500 | 0.06416 | 100 | 74 | 17 | 9 |
619 | It's either a dead clown or someone needs to tighten my lid. | 1.3495 | 0.06429 | 103 | 77 | 16 | 10 |
620 | I hate seeing myself naked. | 1.3492 | 0.05781 | 126 | 94 | 20 | 12 |
621 | As to how I feel, that's spot on! | 1.3491 | 0.06435 | 106 | 80 | 15 | 11 |
622 | You tell me. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
623 | Hmmm, looks like one of mine | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
624 | Do you show crime scene photos to all your patients? | 1.3486 | 0.06302 | 109 | 82 | 16 | 11 |
625 | Name dropper! | 1.3486 | 0.06166 | 109 | 81 | 18 | 10 |
626 | That's my mother, if I'm not mistaken. | 1.3486 | 0.06166 | 109 | 81 | 18 | 10 |
627 | It's like, I see myself! | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
628 | allergy season | 1.3482 | 0.06176 | 112 | 84 | 17 | 11 |
629 | That's one of my originals. I see copyright infringement. | 1.3482 | 0.05772 | 112 | 81 | 23 | 8 |
630 | So what, you've never had a wet dream? | 1.3481 | 0.05693 | 135 | 102 | 19 | 14 |
631 | I wish I could put that one back in the bottle | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
632 | Every single one of them reminds me of my mom! | 1.3478 | 0.05666 | 115 | 83 | 24 | 8 |
633 | Don’t make me say it. | 1.3474 | 0.06483 | 95 | 70 | 17 | 8 |
634 | To you it’s an inkblot to me it’s a crime scene. | 1.3474 | 0.06654 | 95 | 71 | 15 | 9 |
635 | Yes, that's the last card I sent my Mom. | 1.3471 | 0.05951 | 121 | 91 | 18 | 12 |
636 | It looks just like my mother. | 1.3468 | 0.05253 | 124 | 88 | 29 | 7 |
637 | Me crying over spilled ink! | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
638 | I haven’t an inkling what that is. | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
639 | My entire life is summed up in this one photo. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
640 | Intellectual property. | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
641 | All my past mistakes, back to haunt me. | 1.3465 | 0.05520 | 127 | 93 | 24 | 10 |
642 | That’s my great aunt Nell, she made quite a splash in her day. | 1.3465 | 0.05632 | 127 | 94 | 22 | 11 |
643 | Please don't bring up my mother. | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
644 | Yes, but I can explain my spotty performance. Penned up emotions. | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
645 | It's an ink blot. But I can do much better than that one. | 1.3458 | 0.05954 | 107 | 78 | 21 | 8 |
646 | Wow, you've really gotten inside my head. | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
647 | That was a private moment! How did you get that? | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
648 | I admit it. I sat on the copier. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
649 | It looks like a human's head exploding when they finally realize just how much they've wreaked havoc on the Earth's environment and ecosystems. | 1.3444 | 0.07095 | 90 | 69 | 11 | 10 |
650 | I see the death of cursive being taught in school. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
651 | Is this a squid joke? | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
652 | Is that my handkerchief? | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
653 | This is how I see myself in the future. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
654 | At my age, that happens every time I sneeze. | 1.3440 | 0.05577 | 125 | 92 | 23 | 10 |
655 | Complex or not, I’m telling you that is my father. | 1.3440 | 0.05804 | 125 | 94 | 19 | 12 |
656 | Twins?! IDENTICAL twin?!s | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
657 | I'm done spilling my guts to you doc | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
658 | Great Grandpa. October 29, 1929 | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
659 | My mother, obviously.... | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
660 | This is how she dyed | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
661 | There’s a pill for that. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
662 | Yeah, that’s Joey. He was always a stain on the family tree. | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
663 | It’s my mother, isn’t it, Dr. Freud? | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
664 | I feel objectified. | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
665 | So Doctor, you’re telling me I’ve made a Freudian drip? | 1.3423 | 0.06334 | 111 | 85 | 14 | 12 |
666 | Sad but it’s how I see myself in the next 3-5 years | 1.3421 | 0.05953 | 114 | 85 | 19 | 10 |
667 | I hate that guy! | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
668 | I told you, it's from my early period, before I had really developed my own style. | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 81 | 32 | 4 |
669 | My life’s philosophy? I ink, therefore I a | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
670 | Sigh...I was 19, needed the cash and promised no one would recognize me | 1.3417 | 0.05976 | 120 | 91 | 17 | 12 |
671 | You can call me a narcissist Dr. Rorschach, but I can only see myself. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
672 | It’s a bottle of ink in the twilight of his life, realizing that he’s become all of the very things he hated about his father. | 1.3409 | 0.05874 | 132 | 102 | 15 | 15 |
673 | Sorry, I had an inkling… | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
674 | That's the last thing I remember. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
675 | I’m sorry — everything reminds me of Diane. | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
676 | Sneezing is a challenge for me | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
677 | Me... on the pavement... after a frustrated writer has thrown me out of a tenth floor window... because I would not form the words he desperately craved. | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
678 | Well, doc, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it reminds me of an ink blot. | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
679 | My colonoscopy results ? | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
680 | My 5-year-old could have done that! | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
681 | This one's a cigar, too. | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
682 | It's like you're seeing right through me! | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
683 | The one time I spilled my guts! | 1.3394 | 0.06281 | 109 | 83 | 15 | 11 |
684 | If that’s supposed to be a joke, it’s not funny. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
685 | Not even close to my handwriting. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
686 | It reminds me of my deceased wife. | 1.3393 | 0.06024 | 112 | 84 | 18 | 10 |
687 | My "coming out" party. | 1.3393 | 0.05463 | 112 | 80 | 26 | 6 |
688 | How'd you get a hold of my diary, sir? | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
689 | Well is your signature any better? | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
690 | I posted that before I started therapy. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
691 | They all mean the same to me - I ink therefore I am! | 1.3387 | 0.05826 | 124 | 94 | 18 | 12 |
692 | All I can say, Dr. Rorschach, is, "I'm sorry! Anyone can have an accident." | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
693 | She never writes. She never calls. | 1.3370 | 0.06960 | 92 | 71 | 11 | 10 |
694 | It comes from deep inside me. | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
695 | Oh that's Paul | 1.3366 | 0.06337 | 101 | 76 | 16 | 9 |
696 | Hey, Van Gogh did a lot of self-portraits, too. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
697 | Call be a narcissist Doc, but… | 1.3366 | 0.06337 | 101 | 76 | 16 | 9 |
698 | Yes, that's her. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
699 | I'm sorry I ever said that! | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
700 | You say inkblot, I say toilet paper. | 1.3364 | 0.06364 | 110 | 85 | 13 | 12 |
701 | This is what you think makes ink well? | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
702 | So is it a boy or a girl? | 1.3363 | 0.06108 | 113 | 86 | 16 | 11 |
703 | I wish I could erase my past. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
704 | I see a very irritated King Charles. | 1.3363 | 0.06362 | 113 | 88 | 12 | 13 |
705 | No inkling, Dr. Rorschach. | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
706 | All I keep seeing is my signature. | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
707 | Look, it’s as close to the signature on file as I can manage. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
708 | I did NOT have sexual relations with that paper! | 1.3358 | 0.05606 | 137 | 105 | 18 | 14 |
709 | My morning routine | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
710 | I’m here about my royalties. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
711 | Sorry, next time I’ll cover my mouth. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
712 | That’s my mom! | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
713 | I was going through a phase. | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
714 | I can’t - it hits too close to home… | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
715 | Isn’t this a conflict of interest? | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
716 | I see the son I’ve always wanted | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
717 | I see Uncle Frank. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
718 | There's more to me than just ink. | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
719 | I’m afraid I’ve put too much of myself out there. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
720 | Sorry, doc. I thought that was a Kleenex. | 1.3333 | 0.05849 | 123 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
721 | You're just taunting me aren't you? | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
722 | I feel so empty. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
723 | Sometimes I just feel like I’m invisible ink. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
724 | I'm here to talk about neurosis, not premature ejaculation. | 1.3333 | 0.06578 | 108 | 85 | 10 | 13 |
725 | Sorry I sneezed. Tell me that’s not the only copy of your diploma. | 1.3333 | 0.05275 | 102 | 71 | 28 | 3 |
726 | See, Doc, I just feel like no matter how I put myself out there, people just see what they want to see. | 1.3333 | 0.05648 | 129 | 98 | 19 | 12 |
727 | Don’t patronize me, Bob. | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
728 | Is it narcissistic to say I see myself in everything? | 1.3333 | 0.06062 | 114 | 87 | 16 | 11 |
729 | You don't see the elephant? | 1.3309 | 0.05429 | 136 | 103 | 21 | 12 |
730 | What? You were all out of Kleenexes. | 1.3307 | 0.05922 | 127 | 99 | 14 | 14 |
731 | I’m not seeing the connection | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
732 | I swear I didn’t do it! | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
733 | I don’t see anything here except a splash of ink. What were you trying to express? | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
734 | My gut reaction? I just don’t have it in me anymore. | 1.3304 | 0.06001 | 112 | 85 | 17 | 10 |
735 | Youth and inexperience. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
736 | I see irony, and to be honest, a bit of condescension, Doc. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
737 | How much does this research study pay, again? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
738 | I'm trying my best - but all I see is myself. | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
739 | Are you trying to embarrass me? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
740 | It's like I see a part of myself on it | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
741 | That's Mommy! | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
742 | I'm depressed, not suicidal. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
743 | That reminds me, I keep having this dream where I'm falling. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
744 | Rorschach got all the credit, but it all came from me | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
745 | Rorschach, Shmorschach - I just had an accident! | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
746 | It doesn’t mean ANYTHING, I just spilled. | 1.3297 | 0.06821 | 91 | 70 | 12 | 9 |
747 | Well you said therapy won’t work unless I pour my heart out. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
748 | Are you saying I need to improve my self-image? | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
749 | Not sure,it could be my mother or my underwear. | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
750 | Is this your way of saying that I’m gonna have to spill my guts here? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
751 | Ma??? Is that you??? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
752 | Ink blot? What about the existential white void? | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
753 | I see my brother Al asking for money. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
754 | Sometimes it’s simpler to keep it all bottled up inside… | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
755 | How did you get my ultrasound image? | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
756 | So it's porn now? What kind of doctor are you? | 1.3273 | 0.06342 | 110 | 86 | 12 | 12 |
757 | Now you're just making fun of me. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
758 | I see a little bit of myself here | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
759 | The x-ray looks normal. Now what? | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
760 | NO. It's not a Seurat ! | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
761 | I see an unhappy calligrapher. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
762 | Out, Out Damn Spot. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
763 | I’m worried I’m incontinent. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
764 | My guts,spilled,all over the place! | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
765 | I've never understood my inner self. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
766 | I just see a butterfly! | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
767 | At least I got it on the paper this time. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
768 | Too much white space. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
769 | Doc, you're seeing right through me. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
770 | Please! I've been spilling my guts to you! | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
771 | I see a bad case of Montblanc's revenge. | 1.3253 | 0.07493 | 83 | 66 | 7 | 10 |
772 | Not my best rabbit | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
773 | Why are you showing me pictures of my kids? | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
774 | I was drunk when I signed that. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
775 | Is it wrong it reminds me of my mother? | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
776 | I was so young then, I’m not sure what I meant | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
777 | Reminds me of the time I blew my top | 1.3246 | 0.04905 | 114 | 80 | 31 | 3 |
778 | Pollen. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
779 | Yes, I see mother again. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
780 | Doc, why are you going through my trash? | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
781 | Yeah, it's mine. So what? There's no rule against it in the employee manual. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
782 | Looks like Gary after the accident. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
783 | Ah…it's an ink blot. | 1.3241 | 0.06146 | 108 | 83 | 15 | 10 |
784 | My life before ballpoints. | 1.3241 | 0.06286 | 108 | 84 | 13 | 11 |
785 | Is this profiling? | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
786 | Duh. It’s an ink splot. | 1.3238 | 0.06274 | 105 | 81 | 14 | 10 |
787 | That was Stan. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
788 | I have no inkling what it means | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
789 | Sorry... summer cold. | 1.3235 | 0.06256 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 9 |
790 | I refuse to admit paternity | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
791 | OMG: It's the missing ink! | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
792 | Family Barbecue. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
793 | So you're saying the x-ray is inconclusive? | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
794 | Cassidy Hutchinson cleaned that off the wall. | 1.3229 | 0.06704 | 96 | 75 | 11 | 10 |
795 | That says more about you than it does about me. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
796 | It’s me. It’s always me. | 1.3229 | 0.06369 | 96 | 73 | 15 | 8 |
797 | My blots look nothing like that. Not my style. You've got the wrong ink here. . | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
798 | I see a copyright infringement. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
799 | I’ve tried for years to get that blot removed from my record.” | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
800 | I know, I know. I have to stop bottling everything up. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
801 | Yeah, that's my uncle Bill. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
802 | Well… that’s a little ink-riminating. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
803 | I tripped. Sue me. | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
804 | My cousin. | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
805 | That's last night's dinner. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
806 | Sorry, I sneezed on that one. | 1.3214 | 0.07016 | 84 | 65 | 11 | 8 |
807 | Person, woman, man, camera, TV | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
808 | Is it a Pollock? | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
809 | Yes,I'm incontinent. | 1.3214 | 0.05978 | 112 | 86 | 16 | 10 |
810 | Ahhhh. It’s like you’re seeing right inside me! | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
811 | That's right doc, they found me in an inkwell on their porch with only that note pinned to me. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
812 | With every picture, I feel empty. | 1.3210 | 0.05781 | 81 | 57 | 22 | 2 |
813 | Babies. They all look like babies! | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
814 | We call it The Big Spill. It’s our greatest fear. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
815 | That? Oh that’s just a burp. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
816 | Why does it always have to mean something? | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
817 | My mother choking my father? | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
818 | It's like staring into my soul. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
819 | I don’t think this is a fair test if you take my background into consideration. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
820 | Seriously Fred. How do you think I did that with no arms? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
821 | I’m sorry, this is just bringing up a lot of painful memories I tried to blot out. | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
822 | I'm empty inside. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
823 | It looks like my grandfather after he fell off the counter. | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
824 | You can keep it. I have it in me to make more. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
825 | I see myself in your work | 1.3200 | 0.06495 | 100 | 78 | 12 | 10 |
826 | I guess I’m just all bottled up. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
827 | An X-Ray? | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
828 | It’s one of my early works. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
829 | That was during my artist phase. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
830 | That’s me, all over the place. | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
831 | So... when you asked me to open up... you didn't mean literally, did you? | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
832 | Sometimes my best ideas come right off the top of my head | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
833 | It's always the mistakes with me. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
834 | Sorry, Doc... It's just so hard to control myself sometimes. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
835 | After years of bottling it up inside, I guess this means I’m an open book. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
836 | I can’t help it. I had some gluten last night | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
837 | I see the result of taking penmanship off the curriculum. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
838 | You told me to express my self. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
839 | Is it bad that I feel a little aroused? | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
840 | You do understand how triggering this is, don't you? | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
841 | Why must everyone keep reminding me about that one drunken night? | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
842 | The lack of asymmetry haunts me. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
843 | If they all look like me, does it mean I'm a narcissist? | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
844 | It makes me feel redundant. | 1.3173 | 0.06151 | 104 | 80 | 15 | 9 |
845 | I've learned that I'm not indelible. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
846 | I see a suicide note. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
847 | I’ve poured myself into this one. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
848 | First thing to pop into my head? ‘You sexy thang’ | 1.3171 | 0.06915 | 82 | 63 | 12 | 7 |
849 | Impending doom. | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
850 | I never signed up to be an organ donor | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
851 | It's useless to cry over spilled ink. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
852 | I tried to be a little more creative, but I feel all bottled up! | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
853 | I’m sorry, professor. I didn’t have the slightest inkling of what was required for the homework assignment, so I just spilled my innermost thoughts onto the page. | 1.3163 | 0.06255 | 98 | 75 | 15 | 8 |
854 | Reminds me of Uncle Leo | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
855 | I swear I’m not the father @ | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
856 | I apologize for the mess, Dr. Rorschach, but maybe you can use them for something. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
857 | As my proctologist, I thought you'd understand! | 1.3158 | 0.05886 | 114 | 88 | 16 | 10 |
858 | Is that what I look like in the inside? | 1.3158 | 0.05753 | 114 | 87 | 18 | 9 |
859 | Woah, no content warning? | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
860 | No idea | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
861 | I knew they’d call HR. | 1.3158 | 0.06568 | 95 | 74 | 12 | 9 |
862 | Yeah, I did this back in '19. Not my best work, to be honest. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
863 | Everywhere I turn - there she is! | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
864 | I knew him, Horatio | 1.3152 | 0.06725 | 92 | 72 | 11 | 9 |
865 | Not fair. I spill out my guts and they send me to therapy. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
866 | That’s Rohrshach, not me. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
867 | But I already told you about my mother. | 1.3148 | 0.06121 | 108 | 84 | 14 | 10 |
868 | That makes me feel empty inside. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
869 | You're not going to get more out of me. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
870 | It’s not narcissism, they do all look like me! | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
871 | My one regret in life was when I spilled my thoughts to that guy Rorschach! | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
872 | I was hoping to not talk about my past. | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
873 | Dr., I don't know why, but I see a little of myself in that one. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
874 | Of course it's my mother. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
875 | Look, I don't wanna sound weird... but these all look like my parents having sex. | 1.3140 | 0.05754 | 121 | 94 | 16 | 11 |
876 | Of course it’s my mother— I’d recognize her splotch anywhere. | 1.3140 | 0.05509 | 121 | 92 | 20 | 9 |
877 | Mom again! Do you have some kind of fixation? | 1.3140 | 0.06872 | 86 | 67 | 11 | 8 |
878 | Do you have any idea how easy this is for me? | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
879 | Why does it always have to be about my mother? | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
880 | That reminds me of my first wife. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
881 | It's just ink. I've never understood why you humans try to read so much into it. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
882 | I thought I deleted that. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
883 | It's from my Pollock phase. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
884 | Why does it feel like this test is a trap? | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
885 | Once you get to know me, you'll see it's spot on. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
886 | Sometimes an ink blot is just a blot of ink. | 1.3131 | 0.06364 | 99 | 77 | 13 | 9 |
887 | Doc, I just don't know why I'm so dark inside".. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
888 | I'm so tired of spilling my guts to you every week | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
889 | Oh, I really miss Uncle Leo. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
890 | If it really says what you say you think it says, I'll just do it over. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
891 | It's a human being who was dropped from a considerable height. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
892 | My mother was a beautiful woman. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
893 | Sorry, not my type. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
894 | Rorschach? No, that's definitely Steve. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
895 | Nobody ever says it looks like an inkblot...I feel so unseen! | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
896 | And that...is all I have left of my father. | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
897 | I had a stomach virus. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
898 | It looks like a Jackson Pollock portrait of me | 1.3119 | 0.06071 | 109 | 85 | 14 | 10 |
899 | Well, I guess it could be one of mine, but its not like DNA you know. | 1.3118 | 0.06661 | 93 | 73 | 11 | 9 |
900 | Sorry, I had an accident. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
901 | I see my inner child in the well. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
902 | Reflux. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
903 | I see unpaid royalties. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
904 | Don't you bring my wife into this. | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
905 | OMG! Michelle! | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
906 | That's the one that never calls. | 1.3117 | 0.07680 | 77 | 62 | 6 | 9 |
907 | 'Mom, mom, mom' | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
908 | I’m the friggin’ Bottle of Ink here, but go ahead. Continue with your Man-splaining. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
909 | It gives me an empty feeling." | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
910 | Well, I see a lot of my self in that one… | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
911 | Dr, I’m not a well well. | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
912 | What do you mean he died on impact? | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
913 | For the nth time- I did not do it. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
914 | Seasonal allergies. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
915 | Don't ask me to read my own writing. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
916 | I have always believed that it is important to put a piece of myself in the body of my work. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
917 | Sorry, I said I don't want to talk about work in these sessions. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
918 | Again, this is who I am... | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
919 | It's like you can see inside me. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
920 | That's really offensive. To my people, Rorschach was a serial killer. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
921 | That's me alright | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
922 | My poor Uncle Andrew after he fell from the desk. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
923 | Can’t we just call it an ink blot? | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
924 | Can we take a break? These sessions are really draining. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
925 | Why must you insist on black when you know I’m blue? | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
926 | I see a family resemblance | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
927 | I just keep seeing the ink, in shrink. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
928 | What I see is the waste of Sriracha sauce. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
929 | I’m sorry there are times in my life I just blot out. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
930 | I see a part of myself that I’ve never seen before. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
931 | It's a bit graphic, don't you think? | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
932 | So, I farted. So what? | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
933 | That's what happens whenever I open up. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
934 | I’ve been trying to blot that memory out my entire life. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
935 | It’s an ambiguous, meaningless ink blot…my finest moment! | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
936 | Liquid Ink doesn't correct this, does it? | 1.3085 | 0.05245 | 94 | 67 | 25 | 2 |
937 | After we’re done, may I take my family pictures home? | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
938 | That’s the day I SPLURGED… | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
939 | It's starting to feel like you're using my words against me. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
940 | That's not cool, doc. I mean, it's okay when WE say 'blot,' but it's kind of our word, y'know? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
941 | I hate the part where I have to look inside myself. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
942 | It's some of my best work. I can't help that your clients are dense. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
943 | Again, I just see my mother. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
944 | Yes, that's an inkblot. Your point? | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
945 | I have absolutely no inkling. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
946 | Yeah , but it was my first time | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
947 | I’m at wits’ end. I can’t control my blotter problem. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
948 | It's a blot. Just a fucking blot. | 1.3077 | 0.06573 | 91 | 71 | 12 | 8 |
949 | Same as the last nine - human error. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
950 | Mother. They all look like mother. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
951 | My five-year-old could do that. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
952 | No, not reminds me... that was my father. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
953 | Do you really think you're going to use those on ME? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
954 | Imagine I showed you a picture of splattered human remains and asked, "What do you see here?" Now do you get my point? | 1.3068 | 0.06734 | 88 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
955 | The diagnosis is leakage. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
956 | My father's last squirt. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
957 | I could make a few of those for you if the price is right. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
958 | I'm sick and tired of everyone blaming me for their problems. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
959 | My mother frowns in every picture. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
960 | My poor cousin. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
961 | Yes, as a kid I was all over the place! | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
962 | I get it, I get it. I'm keeping it all bottled up inside. --Brian Carroll, Rome, Ga. | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
963 | Uncle Ralph, rest his soul. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
964 | It’s just allergies. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
965 | It's my mother, they're all my mother. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
966 | Well, you startled me! | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
967 | What does it look like? I'm incontinent, doc! | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
968 | I’m not ashamed. Posing for those life drawings put me through school. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
969 | Doc, I'm really starting to see myself. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
970 | It contains multitudes. | 1.3059 | 0.06905 | 85 | 67 | 10 | 8 |
971 | It’s such a relief not to have to keep all this bottled up inside me. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
972 | My mother would be very upset about this. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
973 | That looks like my used Kleenex. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
974 | Well, I see irony, of course, though not in the classic sense. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
975 | That just about says it all. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
976 | Where’s the Whiteout when you need it? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
977 | Oh, yeah, back when I was just a little squirt, right? | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
978 | I’m telling you, Dr. Rorschach, work with me and I’ll make us both famous. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
979 | You pervert.. I squirted those in confidence! | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
980 | Hey, I'm an artist. I like to leave my work open to interpretation. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
981 | That one looks like the reason for my emptiness. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
982 | Again, it's my mother yelling at me. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
983 | You're screwing with my head, aren't you? | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
984 | The King's to blame. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
985 | OMG, it's Uncle Tony! | 1.3049 | 0.07089 | 82 | 65 | 9 | 8 |
986 | Back then, I got blotto much too often. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
987 | That just makes me feel empty inside. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
988 | My emotions are apparently bottled up, but they are at least symmetrical... | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
989 | You say you have concerns about my résumé? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
990 | I feel exploited | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
991 | Oh, that's clearly a sneeze. | 1.3043 | 0.05683 | 115 | 89 | 17 | 9 |
992 | Thanks Doc. I'm just sure why a photo of my family reunion will help. | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
993 | That’s Uncle Phil!” | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
994 | I see just a little bit of myself in all of these images. | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
995 | Aw Doc, I just slipped-sometimes a slip is just a slip. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
996 | You really need to be more careful when you fill your pen. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
997 | I see my baby diapers. | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
998 | You killed my brother! | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
999 | Where did you get a picture of my ex? | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1000 | That's straight from the heart, doc. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1001 | No problem, that's my uncle Charlie. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1002 | Yup, that's my ex. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1003 | I see a fountain pen, JUST A FOUNTAIN PEN! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1004 | I had an inkling you might be shocked. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1005 | What does it mean? I sneezed | 1.3028 | 0.06044 | 109 | 86 | 13 | 10 |
1006 | That's not funny. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1007 | It's not what you think... | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1008 | I see anger and frustration. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1009 | Sorry about that. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1010 | A dirty diaper. Next? | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1011 | I see a doctor failing to consider his patient's feelings | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1012 | A nice 'Gesundheit' would suffice. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1013 | That's the birth of my first child. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
1014 | Jesus Eddie, I told you - I don’t know the guy! | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1015 | Sneeze. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1016 | And then it all went splat | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1017 | I get that you want me to say it's something dark,buried deep within,but honestly Doc,I just see a used Kleenex. | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
1018 | I see a derivative piece of art, Doc. Is that what you want to hear? | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1019 | That proves nothing! | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1020 | Mom. They're all Mom. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1021 | I see my ex was here earlier. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1022 | Just like the last twenty — it’s a 1965 Waterman’s intense black. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1023 | I can't be sure, but it might be cousin Ed | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1024 | It looks like Mom... | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1025 | That's the old me, I swear. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1026 | I did that during my Blue Period | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1027 | Wait, wait, don’t tell me. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1028 | I don’t want to say. It’s too painful. | 1.3009 | 0.05881 | 113 | 89 | 14 | 10 |
1029 | Mother,ok?! They all remind me of Mother! | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
1030 | I see a naked woman | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1031 | It happens every time I open up, Doc… | 1.3000 | 0.06133 | 110 | 88 | 11 | 11 |
1032 | That's on you buddy. I know what I meant | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1033 | THAT'S when I knew I had Covid. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1034 | Again! Porn. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1035 | I’ll never get away from that year at art school | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1036 | I got a little excited... | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1037 | Timmy! My God, you killed Timmy! | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1038 | I've always been afraid to confront my inner self | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1039 | I see my father's death. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1040 | - "It's Just Allergies, I promise. " | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1041 | That was the last one I did, before they bought a printer | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1042 | Ah yes, like Chunk “I spilled my guts!” | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1043 | I keep a tight lid on this part of myself. | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
1044 | ...my nephew, Sherman. | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1045 | It’s what my mother always said I’d amount to. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1046 | I get it,I got a little excited,I apologize. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1047 | I'd recognize him anywhere | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1048 | Uncle George, again. They all look like Uncle George. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1049 | Yeah,I knew that guy,too. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1050 | Looks like six more weeks of seasonal affective disorder. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1051 | How is this supposed to help my anxiety? | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1052 | My son or my daughter, I can't remember which. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1053 | Sorry, I couldn't find a tissue on your desk. | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1054 | Reminds of when Uncle Ned flipped his lid at the peace treaty ceremony. | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1055 | That's what happens when I get too excited. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1056 | I guess I wrote it off the top of my head. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1057 | I swear I did not plagiarize | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1058 | Is it okay if I just disappear? | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
1059 | That’s not one of mine. | 1.2979 | 0.06387 | 94 | 74 | 12 | 8 |
1060 | Art begins at conception. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1061 | Nice reflexes! Damn allergies. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1062 | Is it too late to mention that my cousin is Whiteout? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1063 | It's like my whole life just splashed before my eyes. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1064 | That one was just a sneeze. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1065 | This is so like my mom's side of the squid family. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1066 | My birth certificate? | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1067 | I like to come here and spill my guts. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1068 | Aw, c'mon Doc, they all look like my mother to me. | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
1069 | Like a lonely night all alone | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1070 | That looks like him, but I am not sure. It was dark. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1071 | I see myself...but I guess a lot of patients say that. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1072 | Look, I just make them. What do YOU see? | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1073 | I see the future, and it's all ballpoint pens. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1074 | Takes me back to my childhood... | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1075 | Shame. I feel shame. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1076 | Why do you always say it’s about my mother? | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1077 | I've never seen that man before in my life! | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1078 | That’s Jimmy, Jimmy Hoffa! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1079 | I can’t help but see a piece of myself in it. | 1.2959 | 0.04856 | 98 | 70 | 27 | 1 |
1080 | Yes, this is about my mother | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1081 | Every one of these tests takes a little more out of me, doc. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1082 | All I see is what a mess I’ve made. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1083 | Must I really see the crime scene photos? | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1084 | Again....my grandfather's.....his Rorschach period... | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1085 | That looks like my Uncle Ted. | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1086 | I may have been responsible. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1087 | Holy Hermann Rorschach! You're saying this is the moment my aversion to symmetry began revealing itself in my work? | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1088 | I don't like to talk about what happened to my mother. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1089 | Owe-- that's aunt Edith. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1090 | My pay scale goes up if you want them in more than one colour, Doc”. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1091 | I'm so tired of spilling my guts. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1092 | Rorschach, what a quack. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1093 | I feel like my life is dripping away | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1094 | I just can’t get it to come out the way I see it in my head. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1095 | Oh God, it has to start with HER! | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1096 | What do you mean what does it look like? Its literally a picture of me pouring my heart out! | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1097 | Ah yes, I think I may have spotted this before. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1098 | I just call that one “Tuesday”. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1099 | I can't. That's clearly from my mother. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1100 | That's the day I had diarrhea. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1101 | All I see is myself | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1102 | That one is nothing. I just made it to mess with people. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1103 | They chose my blot as the center fold. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1104 | Seriously Doc, I just don’t think I can spend one more session talking about my mother. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1105 | It looks like a ink spot to me! | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1106 | Who invented this horror? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1107 | I think you know exactly what that means. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1108 | I don't know what to tell ya, doc. The world just feels so black and white. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1109 | It’s my life, flashing before my eyes. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
1110 | Ugh...I look so fat in that bathing suit. | 1.2933 | 0.07296 | 75 | 60 | 8 | 7 |
1111 | Sorry about the job application form--I have a cold. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1112 | It makes me sad because I never got royalties for any of them | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1113 | Wasn't me. I was out of town that day | 1.2931 | 0.05613 | 116 | 91 | 16 | 9 |
1114 | Oh, I see Janet is still modelling… | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1115 | I feel like you’re gonna call me a narcissist again if we keep doing these. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1116 | Some of my best work! | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1117 | Blame the pen, not me. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1118 | This one looks like how a heavy drinking night ends for me. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1119 | I’ve been used | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1120 | Yes, that's my normal signature. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1121 | I feel like I see this every day | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1122 | That looks like exhibit “A” against us when we sued to stop the ballpoint take over. | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1123 | I feel used. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1124 | I'm done with talking about my family." | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1125 | Large lactating breasts! | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1126 | How many more, Doc? - that’s just about the whole family.’ | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1127 | You've got to help me, Dr. Rorschach! I've been coughing that stuff up for a week now, and I don't know what it means. | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1128 | That’s my cousin Earnest. He was always a big splash around town. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1129 | That's a little gory don't you think? | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1130 | I used to be all over the place back then! | 1.2909 | 0.04718 | 110 | 80 | 28 | 2 |
1131 | My mother. Literally. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1132 | Wrong. Try again. | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1133 | Yeah, I spat that out back in kindergarten. I got no idea what it is either. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1134 | That's my signature. Now don't go all Rorschach on me! | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1135 | That is my DNA your honor! | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1136 | I see the son I never had! | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1137 | I tried to blot that one from memory." | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1138 | That brings back memories. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1139 | You said to tell you about my mother. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1140 | The inkblot of Dorian Gray. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1141 | He's a friend of mine. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1142 | I made it so I think I know what it is. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1143 | I just keep seeing my two dimensionality-over and over! | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1144 | The pen did it. Ask the pen. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1145 | Next time, trigger warning. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1146 | Toilet paper | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
1147 | That’s my oldest boy. Very successful. He’s always in the paper. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1148 | Looks like I need a refill. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1149 | Grab another card, Doc, I'm about to sneeze again! | 1.2899 | 0.07473 | 69 | 55 | 8 | 6 |
1150 | I see a person sitting at a desk holding up an inkblot. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1151 | Can you see the sauce of your problems? | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
1152 | Everybody's so quick to blame me. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1153 | I see you've found out what happens when I get too excited. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1154 | Self-portrait! | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1155 | My baby pictures are so embarrassing. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1156 | Do we have to talk about my mother? | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1157 | I see my wife has been spilling her guts again. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1158 | Nobody cries over spilled milk, but my mistakes are analyzed to death ! | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1159 | Ouch! Another Trump lunch hit the wall? | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1160 | ...Seriously? | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
1161 | It’s a blob Bob. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1162 | I'm afraid I do recognize who did that | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1163 | I was trying to blot that out | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1164 | Am I self obsessed, doctor? Every picture looks like me. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1165 | I know, I forgot to take my allergy medicine before coming here… | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1166 | Looks like my diaper. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1167 | I dunno Doc...I think it looks like a butterfly. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1168 | I see three punctuation errors. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1169 | Mom having sex with the plumber. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1170 | I did that one when I was just a little squirt! | 1.2875 | 0.07376 | 80 | 66 | 5 | 9 |
1171 | Been there, done that. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1172 | C’mon doc, stop showing that to people. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1173 | I just had the flu | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1174 | They're all Mother. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1175 | That would be a shart. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1176 | Not mine. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1177 | Indelible. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1178 | Let's face it, they all look like my mother. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1179 | I already explained this to HR. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1180 | I’m too offended to say. | 1.2872 | 0.06350 | 94 | 75 | 11 | 8 |
1181 | Mama? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1182 | My baby’s diaper. | 1.2871 | 0.06026 | 101 | 80 | 13 | 8 |
1183 | Oh my god; it's that leaky, no-good ballpoint my wife ran off with. | 1.2870 | 0.05742 | 108 | 85 | 15 | 8 |
1184 | I was just playing around on paper one day and EVERYONE's put SO MUCH meaning into it | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1185 | Again, I only see trauma | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1186 | Sorry, I'm just getting over a cold. | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1187 | I have ink-continence, Doc. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1188 | My son! What did you do to my son? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1189 | Do my tears mean nothing? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1190 | What have you done to my brother's guts? | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1191 | Do you call this art? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1192 | I came here for a therapy session, not a confession… | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1193 | Yeah, that's me. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1194 | Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot, Doc! | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1195 | That's my cousin, I believe | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1196 | That's my archrival India hitting a concrete floor. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1197 | I haven't seen her since high school! | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1198 | A snake eating its own tail. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1199 | My first thought is it’s me. Does that mean I’m a narcissist? | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1200 | Honestly, it's just a reflection of who I am inside. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1201 | So, I'm clumsy. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1202 | I can see my time's up | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1203 | How can I see myself the way others see me? | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 77 | 55 | 22 | 0 |
1204 | Once again I have to go with 'Used Handkerchief.' | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1205 | That's only half the story. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1206 | I see the obvious. | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1207 | I refuse to incriminate myself | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1208 | It's hard to say. I feel all bottled up. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1209 | I've got a leaky bladder, so sue me. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1210 | Uh, an ink blot? | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1211 | Yes, well, sometimes sex is messy. | 1.2842 | 0.06290 | 95 | 76 | 11 | 8 |
1212 | I don't even recognize myself anymore | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1213 | It's a family photo album. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1214 | Yup, that’s me all over. | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
1215 | Yes, my name is Rorschach. No, I didn't copy someone else's test. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1216 | Sad to say it's a bullseye. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1217 | Another window into my soul | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1218 | Trust me, you don’t want to know | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1219 | Doc, same answer as all the others. I see my emotionally unavailable mother. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1220 | Oops, sorry! | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1221 | These are some examples of the inappropriate pornographic work your son has been making in art class. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1222 | That's about me missing the school bus and skipping school. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1223 | I’m trying to block that out. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1224 | I would like to start with something more simple than regressive memory techniques. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1225 | Rorschawk is always putting the squeeze on me. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1226 | I see you found out I spilled my guts to the journalist. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1227 | It's from my Blue Period. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1228 | I can't even go there. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1229 | You don’t see it? It’s a self portrait. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1230 | So, now it is classified! | 1.2836 | 0.07610 | 67 | 54 | 7 | 6 |
1231 | I swear, I would never do such a thing with the photocopier. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1232 | You know me better than I know myself (sniff). | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1233 | It looks like dear old dad. | 1.2826 | 0.06434 | 92 | 74 | 10 | 8 |
1234 | Looks like gibberish to me. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1235 | I find these gory crime-scene photos very disturbing. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1236 | That looks like Uncle Fred when he gets smashed. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1237 | You could just as well ask Freud about his mother. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1238 | You think that's funny? That's my ex-wife! | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1239 | All I see is my dad. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1240 | That was before. Now I feel all bottled up. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1241 | Why, that's my m-m-mm-mo-mo- mother! | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1242 | It’s a bit literal, don’t you think? | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1243 | That's a picture of my brother from Brooklyn. | 1.2817 | 0.07284 | 71 | 57 | 8 | 6 |
1244 | This is my baby! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1245 | I see my mother in this one, too. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1246 | What do I see? Well,obviously Doc,this is my mom,my dad and me at drop off on the first day off school. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1247 | It might sound Oedipal, but that one's definitely Mom. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1248 | The White House's West Wing dining room wall?" | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1249 | It’s from Jackson Pollack’s dark period | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1250 | Reminds me of people who say I can’t do a butterfly. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1251 | I thought we agreed no family stuff this week. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1252 | These sessions take everything out of me. | 1.2809 | 0.05051 | 89 | 65 | 23 | 1 |
1253 | That one is a picture of my father cooking spaghetti. Why are you so interested Dr. Rorschach? | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1254 | It is what it is... | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1255 | Mom. They all look like Mom. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1256 | That one looks like my ex too. I still miss Tinta. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1257 | Uh ... broccoli? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1258 | Now let's talk about your recent outburst. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1259 | How do you THINK I feel when I look at that? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1260 | I’m going to really have to ink about that one. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1261 | Look, we’ve been over this, I just sneezed ok? It doesn’t mean anything. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1262 | Cousin Ralph. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1263 | Sorry Doc, but you know I can't cover my mouth when I sneeze. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1264 | My id on steroids. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1265 | I see the endless frustration of forgotten user names and passwords. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1266 | Exactly! | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
1267 | I really see myself in this one. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1268 | My first wife | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1269 | I see a questionable diagnostic tool that stereotypes my people. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1270 | You sicko. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1271 | Tom Cruise. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1272 | It took a lot of courage to spill my guts out like that. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1273 | Is that a mustard seed? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1274 | Don't mock me. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1275 | You shouldn’t be showing me sex pictures! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1276 | It reminds me of my first breakdown when I began to leak. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1277 | My nephew, Burt... | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1278 | Well of course I know what it is, but I don't know what it means. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1279 | It's not mine! | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1280 | As an artist,you just pour your heart out on the page. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1281 | I’m afraid that reminds me of my mother as well. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1282 | I know it’s a cliché, but it looks like my mother. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1283 | Cousin Ken? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1284 | That's not at all what I meant to say. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1285 | A devastating waste of bodily fluid. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1286 | -I see blood, blood everywhere.. | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1287 | It looks like every mistake I've ever made. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1288 | Tequila plus burrito. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1289 | Is everybody a comedian? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1290 | I swear it's not mine. I haven't been opened in months! | 1.2778 | 0.07459 | 72 | 59 | 6 | 7 |
1291 | I take the 5th. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1292 | Well, Mr. Lenin, it says to me that the Capitalists will sell us the rope that we will use to hang them. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1293 | I want you to go deep in the inkwell and tell me what you see. | 1.2778 | 0.07192 | 72 | 58 | 8 | 6 |
1294 | So, where did you get the photo of my wife? | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1295 | That one makes me want to spill my guts. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1296 | you MADE her say that! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1297 | This is not what I meant by "visualize your problems". | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1298 | Your'e saying I should look within myself? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1299 | It looks like an octopus shooting ink in a futile attempt to escape the reality of its transient, inane existence…or a bat…yeah, I think it’s a bat. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
1300 | Can I call a friend? | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
1301 | I miss you, Mom | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1302 | This is getting a bit too personal for me. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1303 | It's like looking into a mirror. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1304 | That one should have come with a trigger warning. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1305 | I know the artist so this might be pointless. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1306 | This is a bit personal, don't you think? | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1307 | I get angry sometimes | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1308 | I’m tired of being used. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1309 | It was under my husband’s mattress. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1310 | WTF! ..I don’t know.. the klutz knocked me over. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1311 | How did you make it so symmetrical? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1312 | What an ink well says to a octopus : Black is beautiful. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1313 | I see my life running out one drop at a time. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1314 | I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1315 | ''The story of my life?'' | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1316 | My cousin Vinny. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1317 | Is this some kind of cruel joke? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1318 | Oh, no, it's a blotter infection! | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
1319 | Mar-A-Lardo? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1320 | I see a blot of me in that. | 1.2754 | 0.07411 | 69 | 56 | 7 | 6 |
1321 | That’s Me All Over | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
1322 | My ultrasound | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1323 | You deplete me. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1324 | ...so just anything off the top of my head? | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1325 | I have a constant fear of inkjaculation, premature or not. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1326 | My childhood" | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
1327 | I've been trying to hold that inside me. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1328 | Know it? I invented it! | 1.2750 | 0.06884 | 80 | 65 | 8 | 7 |
1329 | You want to talk about my mother, again? | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1330 | I see spilled potential. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1331 | Dr. Freud, my mother has nothing to do with this. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1332 | I see a broken fountain pen. | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1333 | OK, it was a youthful indiscretion! But now it's gone viral, and everybody is reading so much into it! | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1334 | Why are you showing me, pictures of my dead relatives? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1335 | I'd say that's an inkblot! | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
1336 | Sorry, but you were out of toilet paper | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
1337 | My character in the Marvel Universe. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1338 | Oh no! That’s my late sister! Why would you show me that?? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1339 | Sorry. It must’ve been something I ate, | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1340 | Dad? Is that you? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1341 | Good heavens! That''s my aunt Alice! | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1342 | oh that? That's nothing! | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1343 | Sorry about the card. I sneezed in the middle of signing it. The whole department wishes you a happy retirement. | 1.2738 | 0.06636 | 84 | 68 | 9 | 7 |
1344 | it's a picture of my parents fighting... | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
1345 | What does it mean if I see a bottle of White-Out? | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1346 | To you it's an ink blot. To me, it's the essence of my very soul. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1347 | Well its my first attempt ! I WILL get better.. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1348 | I don't know. I guess that's me all over the place. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1349 | I can't do this anymore. I'm dried up. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1350 | For this, I pay a hundred and fifty bucks a session? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1351 | I have no idea why my early work gets all the attention, when my recent canvasses are so much more sophisticated. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1352 | The tracks of my tears. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1353 | Dude,seriously? | 1.2727 | 0.06610 | 88 | 72 | 8 | 8 |
1354 | My kid doesn't understand me. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1355 | My blood, sweat, and tears went into making that | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1356 | Oops, my bad. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1357 | And you want me to answer off the top of my head? | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1358 | This is the reason I'm here. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1359 | Yes, I have a problem with bladder control. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1360 | It looks like a bottle of ink analyzing an ink blot. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1361 | That's so sad. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1362 | Yes, I recall that one, from my Abstract Expressionism phase. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1363 | It’s upside down. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1364 | I really don’t remember what I said. | 1.2717 | 0.06576 | 92 | 76 | 7 | 9 |
1365 | Doctor you're right...I'm seeing more clearly what's in side of me | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1366 | How did you get my X-rays? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1367 | Reminds me of a burp from long ago. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1368 | Yes. My soul is dark... | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1369 | Don’t you feel like asking the artist kind of defeats the purpose? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1370 | No one bothered to ask how the Rorschach makes me feel. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1371 | How do you explain this blot on your résumé? | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1372 | You're gonna say I'm a narcissist. | 1.2714 | 0.05354 | 70 | 51 | 19 | 0 |
1373 | Doesn't this feel a little redundant? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1374 | I think 'God bless you.' is appropriate. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1375 | Doctor, this is why I'm so depressed. That's my nephew. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1376 | Apologies, could not find my tissues | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1377 | It’s as if you can see into my very soul….. . | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1378 | Can I have a tissue?" | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1379 | That’s also a sneeze | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1380 | Haters will say it’s photoshopped. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1381 | …then this Rorschach guy pressed me back into the fold | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1382 | That piece is from my Neo-modern period. I've move beyond that style. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1383 | It's not what it looks like, whatever that is. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1384 | I'm telling you, my mother was nothing like that. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1385 | It’s Jim! | 1.2706 | 0.06565 | 85 | 69 | 9 | 7 |
1386 | Please don't make me look at my mother's picture! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1387 | I could do better. | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
1388 | Political opponents fighting in a polite and civil manner? Okay, okay I am crazy. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1389 | That's a picture of my dad who was in the pen and we didn't know how long the sentence would be. | 1.2706 | 0.06565 | 85 | 69 | 9 | 7 |
1390 | It would be funnier with a caption. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1391 | I see a lack of punctuation in my life. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1392 | That one's my mother as well. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1393 | No one gets me. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1394 | It's been a long time but I'd say it's either cousin Mary or Aunt Sue. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1395 | Every mother thinks her child is beautiful. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1396 | My son. He's a bum. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
1397 | I told you I was all over the place. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1398 | Destiny. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1399 | Sorry Doc, I got a cold | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1400 | Are you trying to get me to spill my guts? | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1401 | Doctor, all I see is dead bodies. What's wrong with me! | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1402 | They told me to let it all out on the page. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1403 | It embarrases me to admit to having created that one. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1404 | It was a cry for help! | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1405 | You are a sick, twisted bastard. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1406 | I see blood. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1407 | I’ve always had Mother issues. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1408 | Just what are you insinuating sir? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1409 | Yeah, I remember when I did that one. It was the day I found out the neighbor,Rory, shacked up with my wife. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1410 | My bad. I didn’t realize selfies were frowned upon. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1411 | That would be Uncle Ed, hit by a beer truck as he was crossing Fifth and Vine. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1412 | Please don't ask me to explain myself Dr. Rorscach. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1413 | I see my future. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
1414 | I tell you I’m innocent; it’s definitely not my work! | 1.2687 | 0.07544 | 67 | 55 | 6 | 6 |
1415 | I swear I didn't do that! | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
1416 | For some reason it reminds me of my mother | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1417 | My underwear ?? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1418 | It's all a blur. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1419 | Oops, I did it again. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1420 | Rorschach Series 6, card number 9 .. am I pentiliarphobic Doc ? | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1421 | How did you get a picture of my mother? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1422 | Looks like a waste of ink to me. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1423 | I don’t want to be negative, but spilling my guts and then trying to interpret it myself seems ludicrous. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1424 | I'm not sure where she gets it, teacher, certainly from his father's side. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1425 | Doc, I've already spilled everything. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
1426 | It's true ... I'm addicted to porn. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1427 | Do we have to discuss my mother again? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1428 | Oh shit! | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1429 | Not my work; it's sick. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1430 | About last week’s cartoon. None of the winning captions are the least funny. Many better ones were submitted. | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
1431 | Please! I've lost too many friends that way. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1432 | I DO look a lot like my Grandmother. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
1433 | Doc, I swear I'm not a narcissist, but it's like looking inside myself. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1434 | It's always my death. | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
1435 | Oh my god, what did you do to my buddy Rory? | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
1436 | I didn’t think it warranted a trip to HR, yet here we are. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1437 | Sometimes a Rorschach test is just a Rorschach test. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1438 | I'm concerned it will be a blot on my reputation. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1439 | It just came off the top of my head. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1440 | Well, don't pretend you're shocked. After all, you're the one with the dirty picture. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1441 | Sadly, that's what happened to my twin brother. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1442 | I just needed to express myself. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1443 | I see a sad ink-stained life. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1444 | I see my wayward son" | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1445 | It reminds me of my childhood. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
1446 | You're not funny Doc. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1447 | Of course it reminds me of my mother. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1448 | Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Dr. Horatio... | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1449 | And I thought that was going to be my Jackson Pollack moment. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1450 | OMG! That’s my worst nightmare! | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1451 | I can sign it if you like | 1.2651 | 0.06875 | 83 | 69 | 6 | 8 |
1452 | That's one of my self portraits. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1453 | Tell it me to me straight Doc, is it IBS? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
1454 | It isn't mine. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
1455 | I'd rather not talk about my father. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1456 | Where did you get that photo of my mother from? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1457 | That’s how I reacted when I learned that Mr. Peanut was not my real Father… | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1458 | There is no way an octopus did that | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1459 | I sneezed. Why are you reading into it? | 1.2642 | 0.06040 | 106 | 88 | 8 | 10 |
1460 | That is my worst nightmare. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1461 | Looks like a squeeze play. | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
1462 | That was one bad day! | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1463 | Nobody I know. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1464 | I was just thinking off the top of my head | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1465 | I had COVID but I'm much better now, thank you. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1466 | It looks like a Rorschach test to me what does it look like to you? | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1467 | That was my cousin Bob. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
1468 | Stop asking what it means, I told you, I sneezed. | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
1469 | Ok fine I have mommy issues. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1470 | I feel blotted out | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1471 | That's my life, alright." | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1472 | The Kegel exercises are just not working. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1473 | I see my high school graduation picture! | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
1474 | I've been replaced by a giant nipple. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1475 | Doc, I’m struggling with my role in what these ink stains say to people. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1476 | Sorry, Doc, but I couldn't find a bathroom anywhere! | 1.2626 | 0.06021 | 99 | 81 | 10 | 8 |
1477 | It's one of my earlier works called "When I got knocked over as the artist reached for his coffee." | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
1478 | That’s what happened when I tried a squid ink martini. | 1.2625 | 0.06831 | 80 | 66 | 7 | 7 |
1479 | A mirror. It’s like looking into a mirror. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1480 | Ejaculate. | 1.2625 | 0.06831 | 80 | 66 | 7 | 7 |
1481 | You wanted me to spill my guts, so there you go! | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1482 | Oh, no! I thought I hid all my baby pictures! | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1483 | If I say it looks like me, am I a narcissist? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1484 | I threw up. | 1.2625 | 0.07058 | 80 | 67 | 5 | 8 |
1485 | It’s a bit derivative, don’t you think? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1486 | This motherfucker… | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1487 | It is time to get the credit I am due, because without me Rorschach would be nothing! | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1488 | I trusted you… | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1489 | Ah yes, that's Blotch, my oldest and most successful. I miss him. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1490 | Why do you have to make everything about my mother? | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1491 | Wasted potential. Next? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1492 | I just see the blood sweat and tears of my ancestors. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1493 | You don’t want to know. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1494 | You’ve got a sick sense of humor, Doc. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1495 | It looks like my parents having sex. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1496 | It's a long story. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1497 | I'm afraid of spraying the wrong thing. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1498 | The morning after the wife makes tacos. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1499 | Yeah, those are my kids | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1500 | Aaaah-choo! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1501 | Okay,but this time it actually IS my mother. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1502 | That's just cruel. | 1.2614 | 0.06362 | 88 | 72 | 9 | 7 |
1503 | I spilled some taking a selfie. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1504 | Of course, it's disturbing. That's my blood on there and Rorschach takes all the credit! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1505 | I had to use something to wipe. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1506 | Billy the Squid, I’d know him anywhere | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1507 | I didn't do it! It wasn't me, I swear! | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1508 | I see someone who couldn't keep his head screwed on. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1509 | You see doc, I've been trying to blot out the past. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1510 | I'm sorry about your calendar but I couldn't find a tissue. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1511 | Oh my God,it's Aunt Janice! | 1.2609 | 0.07344 | 69 | 57 | 6 | 6 |
1512 | A splotch. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1513 | Well, now you're just being offensive. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1514 | Are you upset about the company decision to go digital? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1515 | I don't know what it means , you're the doctor. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1516 | Is this your idea of a joke, Dr. Rorchach? | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
1517 | It should have been expunged, I was a minor at the time | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1518 | I can't decide. It's either myself splattered on the floor or four dogs playing poker. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1519 | I blame my mother. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1520 | Wow. Talk about cultural appropriation. | 1.2603 | 0.07306 | 73 | 61 | 5 | 7 |
1521 | That was the day I had too much coffee. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
1522 | The one that got away | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1523 | and that’s when I fell off the ladder | 1.2600 | 0.05966 | 100 | 82 | 10 | 8 |
1524 | I see my demise-what do you think it means? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1525 | I see my life flashing before me. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1526 | Unwell | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1527 | I really don't see the humor in this one. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1528 | When you've been in the business as long as I have, they all start to run together. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1529 | Aw cmon, they can’t all be great. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1530 | May I have the blot’s language of origin? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1531 | You're right, it DOES make me think of my mom! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1532 | That one just makes me feel empty. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1533 | How would you feel if I showed you a picture of YOUR mother? | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
1534 | I don’t see what that has to do with me. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1535 | I refuse to answer on account of my bottled-up personality | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1536 | ‘It’s the original’ | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1537 | It’s offensive *now*. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1538 | Sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1539 | Looks like a Freudian slip to me. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
1540 | I admit, I was smashed a lot back then. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
1541 | I’m really sorry Doc, it won’t happen again. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1542 | I DON'T TEST WELL ... | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1543 | Aren’t you going to say ‘Bless you?’ | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1544 | Doctor, why are you showing me all those dirty pictures. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1545 | just a nightcap. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1546 | Billy. My BFF | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1547 | This one also looks like my mother. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
1548 | Well of course it's about sex! | 1.2581 | 0.06097 | 93 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
1549 | I always cry when I read a sad novel | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1550 | Once again, it looks like my mother. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
1551 | What do you mean 'disordered' thinking | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1552 | My adult bedwetting has become an issue. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
1553 | Is that how you humans waste my bodily fluid!? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1554 | I resemble that question | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
1555 | It was an accident, that's all. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1556 | Yeah, that was me. You’re welcome. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1557 | That’s my ex-wife. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1558 | Another ink blot. They all look like ink blots to me. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1559 | Inky Dinky no do | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1560 | It wasn't my fault! | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1561 | Passport photo | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1562 | This isn’t really making me want to open up. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1563 | How do you explain this? | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
1564 | You're a monster! That was my sister. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1565 | That’s cousin Louie. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1566 | That’s my self-portrait | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1567 | Are you stalking my Instagram feed, Doc? | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
1568 | I’m just a little squirt. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
1569 | That one looks like my mother, too. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1570 | I see my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Rorschach.” | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1571 | I had nothing to do with King Charles and the Bloody pen. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1572 | Do you want my undiluted answer? | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
1573 | I demand a PIGMENT test! | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1574 | Doctor, hasn't there been enough ink spilled on that subject? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1575 | Ugh ... I remember that day ... not a good one. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1576 | It looks like Freud wrestling a butterfly. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1577 | I see the money my parents wasted on my art degree | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1578 | I did not have sexual relations with that piece of sheet | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1579 | Sorry, I didn't mean to splatter all over the fonts. | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
1580 | This really isn't helping with my PTSD, doc. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1581 | Alas,poor Inky,I knew him well | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1582 | Damned ED! Why must you taunt me so? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1583 | That's what those sickos did to my father. | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 67 | 9 | 6 |
1584 | I might as well be looking in the mirror. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1585 | That looks like me all over | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1586 | . . . and they never call! | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1587 | Why do you always think we suffer from pens envy? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1588 | No, I really see my father. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1589 | I'm trying to draw a line under the past but you keep bringing up these blots on my character. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1590 | I feel somehow diminished | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1591 | I don’t know what my mother has to do with this. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1592 | Yes, I did sit on your desk while I waited for you. | 1.2556 | 0.06233 | 90 | 74 | 9 | 7 |
1593 | The Inkspots. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1594 | Why do you always bring up my father? | 1.2553 | 0.06225 | 94 | 78 | 8 | 8 |
1595 | Look, who hasn’t shit their pants at some point? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1596 | That one is from our family vacation to Europe. Can't you see I was so happy then? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1597 | A "bless you" wouldn't hurt. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1598 | My ceiling after blowing my top. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
1599 | I can’t help but see myself | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1600 | Precious bodily fluids, again." | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
1601 | You'd have problems, too, if your name was Elmer. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1602 | I put my heart and soul into that | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
1603 | It looks like someone's lid isn't screwed on too tight. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
1604 | White Out. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
1605 | Stupid question, that's a picture of my oldest son. | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
1606 | I thought sperm banks would be a little more discrete than this sir. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
1607 | It frightens me and I can't control it. Is it curable? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1608 | It’s my mother’s favorite splotch. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
1609 | Why are you showing me this? | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
1610 | The meaning is fluid. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
1611 | It’s black garlic, I swear! | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1612 | I swear it’s not what it looks like...but what do you see? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1613 | I just don't have it in me any more. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
1614 | Uh, I need to use your restroom! | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1615 | Whatever it is, I’m blotting it out. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1616 | Stain! | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
1617 | I’ve got nothing. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1618 | I see someone who needs a little talk about cultural appropriation. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1619 | You're real sick, you know that Doc? | 1.2533 | 0.06869 | 75 | 62 | 7 | 6 |
1620 | I told you it’s just a sneeze. They’re all sneezes. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
1621 | A masterpiece. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1622 | I know I'm here to work on my fear of abandonment...but will you give it a rest with the family photos? | 1.2533 | 0.07126 | 75 | 63 | 5 | 7 |
1623 | I don't see what you mean by self-indulgent. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1624 | I was very angry that day and it was an out of control squirt. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1625 | My mother walking in on me when I was 15. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1626 | Dr. Rorchach, I’d think very carefully before you allow me to provide the ‘correct response’ to my ink blot! | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1627 | It makes me want to vomit. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1628 | Just another bad hair day | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
1629 | Is this going to be on the test? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1630 | Also your mother. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1631 | Well now you’re just patronizing me | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
1632 | Rorschach took all the credit and left me dry. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1633 | Of course I see my mother. That is literally my mother. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1634 | That looks like one of my wet dreams. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
1635 | I’m sorry Dr. Rorschach, I’ve had an upset stomach, but maybe you can find a good use for them..? | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1636 | To be honest, I see Rorschach's face in every one. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1637 | I really gave that one my all. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1638 | If I say I was thinking about my mom, you have to promise not to say the words ‘Oedipus complex’ | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1639 | Show me one that doesn’t look like my Aunt Ruth | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1640 | Are you trying to trigger me?! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1641 | Oh, mommy. I still miss you. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
1642 | My mom...again. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1643 | It feels like I'm spilling my guts out. | 1.2500 | 0.05139 | 72 | 54 | 18 | 0 |
1644 | Like you've never said anything you regret. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1645 | Let me tell you about my mother. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
1646 | My carpet after I leaked. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
1647 | Really? Talk about ethnic insensitivity! | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
1648 | It's all just such a waste! | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
1649 | I thought this was a safe space. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1650 | Once again all I see is my mother. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
1651 | Oh dear, it's happened again. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1652 | 'That's the story of my life." | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1653 | I don’t come here and show you pictures of your intestines. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
1654 | You've got to be kidding. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1655 | An Inkblot, really?? ... why bring up mistakes I made before ballpoint pens became popular!!?? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1656 | Is this going to be a blot on my career? | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1657 | Sorry – I thought this was sex therapy. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1658 | It's my mother abandoning me again. Do we have to keep going? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1659 | I'm not paying you to look at baby pictures. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1660 | You do this EVERY DAY? This is your JOB!?? And I'M the one who needs help? | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
1661 | I was never Mirandized, and I want an attorney. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1662 | Oh my God! That’s Hector! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1663 | My life's work, lost. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
1664 | That's one of the Ink Spots singers. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1665 | I thought you wanted me to spill my guts. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1666 | Why do they all look like my ex? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1667 | Oh no, not Carl! | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
1668 | King Charles’s signature. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1669 | I resent the implicit bias! | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1670 | Is it true I'll go blind? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1671 | That’s my cousin Ernie. Totally one dimensional. | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
1672 | That looks like my wife just after the accident. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1673 | Clearly not mine; I'm type O positive. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1674 | It’s the love child of Dr Rorschach and my wife | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1675 | Doctor — with all due respect, I’m an anthropomorphized ink bottle; not a manic depressive. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1676 | It looks like one of my Baby Pictures. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1677 | I’m sorry I left my cum rag on your desk Mr. Rafferty, I promise it won’t happen again. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1678 | Do you have to drag my family into this? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1679 | Definitely a forgery.. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1680 | You ... you monster! | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
1681 | I feel faint. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1682 | This sense of feeling used keeps coming up for me. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
1683 | The embarrassment of a sneeze. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1684 | What do you mean, "what does it remind you of?" What it reminds me of is what an idiot I was bring my graphic novel to you in the first place! | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
1685 | That one looks like my cousin Ralph. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1686 | I see a confused freshman majoring in psychology! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1687 | I see the end of me. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1688 | A suicide note. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1689 | Pithy witticism. | 1.2500 | 0.06774 | 80 | 67 | 6 | 7 |
1690 | Do you have anything by a dribbler? | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1691 | Look, Doc, I think we’re just going to have to agree to disagree on this one. That really is just a water buffalo. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
1692 | It’s been haunting me for years. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1693 | That one reminds me of Nam, too. | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
1694 | Yes, that’s where I see myself in 5 years. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
1695 | I've been bottling it up for far too long. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1696 | Looks like when my dad jumped off the desk. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1697 | Why do you have a picture of my parents fighting? | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1698 | I see apocalyptic spillage. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1699 | "I see another mess on the carpet that I'm going to be blamed for." | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
1700 | Sometimes the pressure builds up too much. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1701 | This is so triggering. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1702 | You always get me to spill my guts. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1703 | Why must you keep doing this to me, you monster? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1704 | It's Irma! My God, what have you done to her?! | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1705 | Yes, that’s one of my children, but he never calls. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1706 | Pollock envy? No, Dr., I have not heard of that. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1707 | That’s my son, Splat. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1708 | Doc, that's why I'm here. Premature ejaculation. | 1.2469 | 0.06697 | 81 | 68 | 6 | 7 |
1709 | (No caption needed; this cartoon is funny as is.) | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1710 | Sorry about that. Allergy season. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1711 | Meta… very meta. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1712 | Yes it’s mine! But it’s too late now. Dried and died. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1713 | Richard. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1714 | That's my first wife. She had a bad fall. | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
1715 | I just want to meet a nice pen | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1716 | That's all I have left of her... | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1717 | Why do you always make me look at these embarrassing family photos? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1718 | I did that when I was just a kid. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1719 | Yes ... that was the last I saw of mother. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1720 | I'm just not ready to talk about my childhood | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1721 | You’re taking me too literal. | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
1722 | It's like looking in a mirror, doc. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1723 | That one looks like I passed a kidney stone. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
1724 | It's a picture of our family reunion. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
1725 | I’m sorry Doc, but I really don’t see the resemblance. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1726 | Honestly, not my best selfie | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
1727 | Whoa, so meta! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1728 | Okay. I got carried away! | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
1729 | Its not just me, EVERYONE thinks its a butterfly. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1730 | It's all baby puke to me | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1731 | Jane! Oh, Jane. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1732 | I’ve put all of me in there. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1733 | I don’t think you would like it if I showed you your insides, would you Doc? | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
1734 | It’s probably just all in my head. | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
1735 | Does the dropper make me look fat? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1736 | That's a forgery. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
1737 | Don't blame the messenger. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1738 | Like you've never jerked off at work before? | 1.2462 | 0.07282 | 65 | 54 | 6 | 5 |
1739 | M . . . m . . . m . . . mom? | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
1740 | That's Bobby, my oldest boy | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
1741 | This is what we found in your son's locker today... | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
1742 | My mother. Again. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
1743 | Mother ! Oh, no! | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1744 | Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him... | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
1745 | It is so messed up that you kept that | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
1746 | Obsolescence. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1747 | What is there to explain? You're going to see what you want to see. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
1748 | No – I mean that's literally my mother. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1749 | I think you were correct in saying I am a narcissist. | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
1750 | I see a judgmental old man. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1751 | Am I projecting again? | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
1752 | My kid could paint that. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1753 | Sorry about throwing up on your desk. | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
1754 | How long do I have? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1755 | Sometimes an ink splash is just an ink splash. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1756 | I see a non-verbal threat of what happens if I don’t pay my therapy bill.” | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1757 | ... (sniff) Those were my mother's last words | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1758 | You need a pen to write! | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1759 | Oh, the horror! | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1760 | I really loved her. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1761 | I'm sorry, but I just had to burp! | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
1762 | I was so young and carefree back then. | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
1763 | I put that sh*t on everything. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1764 | "Crime scene...crime scene...crime scene..." | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1765 | Looks like an inkblot to me. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
1766 | I finally see myself. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
1767 | I don’t know… maybe I just spill too much. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1768 | It looks like my dad, right after he fell off the desk. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1769 | Am I on Candid Camera? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1770 | Don't cry over spilled ink. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1771 | Looks like guts to me, doc. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1772 | My worst nightmare. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1773 | My perception…I think we need to switch places. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1774 | "Squeeze, slurp, squirt, spurt, spit and splatter...it sucks to be me." | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1775 | It's an ink splot. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1776 | I see a waste of perfectly good ink. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1777 | It could be an infinite void; eternal despair; unfathomable suffering. But honestly, most of my underpants look like that. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1778 | I see a frustrated little man with Rorschach envy. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1779 | Last New Year's Eve | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1780 | This one makes me feel used. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1781 | Don't ask me Dr Rorschach. I'm the one who drew the ink blot, how do YOU interpret it? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1782 | My mother-in-law. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1783 | My allergies have been really bad this year. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
1784 | Oh mother how I miss thee. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1785 | It's a blot on my past. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1786 | I'm sorry, I just waited too long to get to a bathroom. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1787 | That’s Parker Super Quink Permanent Black | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1788 | Put it in the Guggenheim | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1789 | That’s just insensitive. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
1790 | I've already spilled my guts to you. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
1791 | Your answer is spot on. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1792 | I'm paying how much for this?! | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1793 | It's just dawning on me that when they asked me to send the x-ray to my doctor, they meant my radiologist. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
1794 | A troubling waste of my resources. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1795 | My ex-girlfriend? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1796 | Yes, that was during my Jackson Pollock phase." | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1797 | I’m too close to those blots to be “projective”! | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
1798 | I'm sorry to be so upset. That reminds me of my first child. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1799 | Ouch. Six hours of active labor. No epidural. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1800 | It's not my best work. It's from my "blue period" | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1801 | I see you tortured the last guy. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1802 | I don't feel the need to explain my art. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
1803 | Is it egocentric if I say it’s me? | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
1804 | You're a sick man. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
1805 | That is literally my parents fighting. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1806 | I thought we agreed no crime scene photos. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
1807 | I don't want to talk about my mother. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
1808 | Embarrassment. | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
1809 | When you said to let my feelings out, I didn't know you meant figuratively... | 1.2419 | 0.05483 | 62 | 47 | 15 | 0 |
1810 | I don’t know, Doc. I drank a lot of Kool-Aid in my younger years. | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
1811 | I'm really not much of a klecksographist. | 1.2419 | 0.07517 | 62 | 52 | 5 | 5 |
1812 | This test is extremely draining. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
1813 | My life is meaningless. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
1814 | I poured my soul into that one. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
1815 | Uncle Charlie. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1816 | All I see is a mistake. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
1817 | Yes...I am familiar with that particular blot. It's my son! | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
1818 | I don’t see anything. The cartoonist just made it look like I have eyes. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
1819 | Remember those trigger warnings we talked about? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1820 | Do I have to relive that? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1821 | That's my great uncle Fred. He was knocked off a table during the war. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1822 | I realized just how full of it I have always been. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1823 | The same thing I see every morning when I look in the mirror. A failure. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1824 | I'm incontinent, ok??? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1825 | So this is what you do for a living | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
1826 | I see nothing. I feel invisible. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
1827 | Yes, no doubt about it, that's my Uncle Freddy. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1828 | It's a crime scene, obviously! | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1829 | Okay, so what if I did some porn? I was young, I needed the money. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1830 | Albany, 1973. Where'd you find it? | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1831 | Look, I told you it was traumatizing to revisit the accident scene. Can we move on? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1832 | I diagnose you with chron-ink stress | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1833 | What does my daughter have to do with any of this? | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
1834 | Warden, reminds me of when I escaped from the pen. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1835 | To me, it just looks like an ink blot. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1836 | It looks exactly like the wet dream I had two nights ago. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1837 | You think I have problems, but you are analyzing the mindset of an ink bottle. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1838 | Mother wasn’t pleased. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1839 | I see my younger self who wanted to make a splash but spread himself thin in all directions. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1840 | Thanks doc. I needed to spill my guts. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1841 | Yep...it's all about my Mother | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1842 | That was my nephew. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1843 | My first white shirt. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1844 | The first step in mental inkwellness. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1845 | Is your mother in the room with us now? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1846 | I see a world where one's life is reduced to a smudge on a page, where everyone gets to put their own perverted interpretations on the essence of who I really am. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1847 | My period. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
1848 | No idea, I’m so bottled up. | 1.2400 | 0.06802 | 75 | 63 | 6 | 6 |
1849 | To be honest, I hate revisiting past relationships | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1850 | I 'm sorry. I couldn't hold it. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1851 | Baby barf. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
1852 | I AM telling you my dream | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
1853 | Sorry, that one was an accident. | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
1854 | Am I losing my mind? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1855 | I told you I didn't feel so good. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1856 | I begged you to tell me where the washroom is! | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1857 | I don't think I'm ready to open up. | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 0 |
1858 | Yes, that looks like a sneeze to me | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
1859 | Is it a mirror? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1860 | Sam. I remember him well. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1861 | That's my toilet paper. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
1862 | Still Larry, after the fall. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1863 | It’s been awhile | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1864 | I told her to stay away from the company ink well... | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1865 | That was some night. I don't want to be reminded about it anymore, please. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1866 | I see Donald Trump's wallpaper. | 1.2388 | 0.07082 | 67 | 56 | 6 | 5 |
1867 | I’m sorry. I lost my head for a moment. | 1.2388 | 0.07395 | 67 | 57 | 4 | 6 |
1868 | What does that say to me? It says my head isn't screwed on tight. That's why I'm here. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
1869 | I just hate how I have to be everything to everyone. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
1870 | I see a Maxi-pad. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
1871 | My head is leaking, that's what it says to me! | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
1872 | I'm sick of putting myself out there only to be misinterpreted. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
1873 | People keep reading things into my work that I never intended. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1874 | Uncle Irving was always a bit of a mess. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
1875 | That was during my blue period | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1876 | That's my nephew after he got a job at the newspaper. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1877 | Uncle Morty. No, seriously, that’s Uncle Morty. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1878 | Of course I used my built in dropper. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1879 | It appears to be a shirt pocket | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1880 | There's no denying that she's very attractive, but I still don't feel I'm in the right headspace to start dating again, Doc. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1881 | It’s all my fault, everything is always my fault! | 1.2386 | 0.06259 | 88 | 74 | 7 | 7 |
1882 | That's me before I was bottle-trained. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1883 | This isn’t helping my bulimia | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
1884 | I see my parents criticizing me. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1885 | I see a failure in self-control. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
1886 | That's my Mom and my Dad fighting. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1887 | Mother, what happened to you? | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
1888 | All I see is my imminent death | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1889 | Don't blame me. You are the one with the dirty pictures! | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1890 | Your last patient must have spilled his guts. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
1891 | That's just what happens when I cough into a tissue. You explain it. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1892 | Oh, no. Cousin Roger. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1893 | I see myself in that. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
1894 | "What do I see? My ink splattered on a sheet of paper" | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1895 | That was a first draft. Not my best work. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1896 | I give it one rotten tomato. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1897 | We really must analyze this blot on your record. | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
1898 | Doc, all I'm seeing is my own self destruction | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1899 | I was young... But I should've known better | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1900 | I'm suing for copyright infringement. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1901 | And, yup...that's also my mother. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1902 | Is that even legal!" | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1903 | It looks like Uncle Eddie, just after the accident. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1904 | Reminds me of my mother. They all do. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1905 | I puked? | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1906 | Where did you get the picture of my mother? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1907 | Yeah. Pen’s out of town | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1908 | It's Mom again. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
1909 | Sometimes an inkblot is just a wayward child, Dr. Rorschach. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
1910 | That's just my signature. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
1911 | I know it seems egotistical, but I really see only myself. | 1.2373 | 0.07388 | 59 | 49 | 6 | 4 |
1912 | What can I say… it’s how I feel on the inside. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
1913 | Not quite my best job so far, I know. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1914 | That is some of my best work!!! | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
1915 | I tell ya, sometimes a blot is just a blot! | 1.2368 | 0.06720 | 76 | 64 | 6 | 6 |
1916 | I’ve been feeling kind of blue lately | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1917 | Potty training. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
1918 | You blame me for feeling a little empty? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1919 | Show me on the paper where he touched you. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1920 | I see my dad… wait, that *is* my dad. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1921 | Who bloody knows what that’s supposed to be? | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
1922 | I don't have an inkling of what this is supposed to be... | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1923 | All I see are regrets and bad decisions.. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
1924 | Sorry, but all I can see is just another self-portrait | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
1925 | That happens when I sneeze | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1926 | "Pervert, you blotted my mother!" | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
1927 | No, that’s my AUNT on my mother’s side. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1928 | The one time I take a selfie | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
1929 | That's my Aunt Helen. I miss her dearly. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1930 | Paternity. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
1931 | Swipe left. It's not my type. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1932 | Your signature covers most of the consent form. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
1933 | How do you explain this being on your record? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1934 | Hey,listen, all I see is my spilled guts. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | Yet again my Mother! | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
1936 | That's not what meant. | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
1937 | Oh, the inanity! | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1938 | No "Bless you"? | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1939 | It’s not my color! | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1940 | Why do all these people paint pictures of me?! | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1941 | Me, at eighteen. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1942 | I did that in first grade before I learned to write properly. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1943 | That’s my mom’s handwriting. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1944 | I claim copyright! | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
1945 | That one reminds me of last month when I had a cold. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1946 | I'm sorry I used your handkerchief, just had a terrible day | 1.2346 | 0.06400 | 81 | 68 | 7 | 6 |
1947 | I see job insecurity. | 1.2344 | 0.05337 | 64 | 49 | 15 | 0 |
1948 | No, I don’t have mother issues. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
1949 | Diaper, man, diaper. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
1950 | Nobody recognizes me! I've been called everything under the sun! | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
1951 | That's a shock. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
1952 | What can I say,I was excited. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
1953 | I see 'incontinence'. Are you mocking me, Doctor? | 1.2344 | 0.07300 | 64 | 54 | 5 | 5 |
1954 | That looks exactly like what I put into him this morning! | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
1955 | BABY ERKEL: DID I DO THAT? | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
1956 | I’m not understanding why you think I did that? | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
1957 | That will be my mothers disapproval | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
1958 | I hate my baby pictures! | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1959 | That's uncle Charlie on a binge...if you want to analyze my family album I'll just bring it in next week...by the way where did you get that picture? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1960 | Ah, that is my long lost cousin Spottie! | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1961 | If I could make anything of that, why would I be here? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1962 | I wouldn’t cry, but it does look like spilled milk. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1963 | Sorry, I'm just not that reflective. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1964 | Does this look familiar to you? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
1965 | I see an overpaid old shrink with an ink fetish. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
1966 | Yes, that's it! And I haven't gotten a dime in royalties since! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1967 | Hey, don’t blame me, _you’re_ the one with all the dirty pictures.” | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
1968 | My wasted life. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
1969 | Gee, Doc. I'm sorry I sneezed all over your note pad. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
1970 | This is where I see myself in 5 years? | 1.2333 | 0.07653 | 60 | 51 | 4 | 5 |
1971 | Don’t blow your lid.” | 1.2333 | 0.07275 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 4 |
1972 | That reminds me, I also suffer from premature ejaculation. | 1.2333 | 0.07275 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 4 |
1973 | Such a waste ! | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
1974 | I think my work speaks for itself. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
1975 | It was only funny the first time, doc | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
1976 | Wow, she’s beautiful.....such a great dancer too! | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
1977 | I'm sorry I didn't make a good first impression on you. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1978 | Sorry, I got excited. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
1979 | I’m shocked! I didn’t know I had it in me! | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1980 | Your turn. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1981 | Sorry. I sneezed on your intake form. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1982 | That's when I had an upset stomach. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1983 | Read the room, doc. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1984 | I didn't mean it. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1985 | Yes, I was wrong. That wasn't the way to make a splash. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1986 | Do you really expect me to see something other than my life being wasted? | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1987 | I came home, the house was empty. All she left was that note | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1988 | What do I see? I see a plagiarism lawsuit buddy. | 1.2329 | 0.06902 | 73 | 62 | 5 | 6 |
1989 | Are you kidding me? My entire life is a Rorschach test! | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1990 | Well if that isn't the bottle calling the blot black. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
1991 | OMG! That's a picture of my mother! | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
1992 | Hey Doc, My wife left me for some guy named Rorschach and left me that note. I can't make heads or tails of it. Can you? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1993 | Sadly, that was my crazy uncle Larry, just after he decided to end it all. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1994 | Leaky Bottle | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
1995 | I’m not proud of what I’ve done. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1996 | It’s a bat, butterfly, moth, crab, inkwell… obviously | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
1997 | I'm blue, and that makes me want to be black. | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
1998 | Autobiography | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
1999 | It reminds me of when Dad fell off the shelf. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2000 | That's my Monday | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2001 | I can't read my own blood work. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2002 | Can we do a reshoot? That one makes me look fat. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2003 | Another senseless waste. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2004 | That’s just cruel doc. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2005 | ...I guess, I guess I see myself, Doc. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2006 | I'll give it 6 out of10 the most, I'm afraid. Next, please. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2007 | That's one of my earlier works - my black period. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2008 | Enough with the family of origin questions. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2009 | That's obscene! | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2010 | I ink it has something to do with my father. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2011 | Do I get indignant when YOU have a bloody nose? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2012 | Can we stop now? I feel drained. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2013 | Sorry,I was just nervous! | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2014 | Now you're getting personal. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2015 | What?No God bless you? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2016 | I don’t know, I just keep seeing myself. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2017 | It makes me feel all bottled up. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2018 | Yes, it’s my brother. We haven’t spoken in years. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2019 | I just can't contain it. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2020 | Uncle Larry when he fell off his roof. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2021 | Is it bad if all I see is myself exploding in this one? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2022 | 'Your report is not normal' | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2023 | A distant relative maybe but not of my kids. | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
2024 | You told me to express myself and I did my best | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2025 | It wasn't me! | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2026 | It doesn’t mean what you think it does! | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2027 | No, that really is a naked picture of my mother. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2028 | Gazuntite! | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2029 | All anyone wants of me is ink." | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2030 | Again with the violence? I don't know why you keep showing me these violent images! | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
2031 | That’s what happens when I spill my guts. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2032 | Poop. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2033 | This isn't therapy. It's cruelty! | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2034 | I see my essence, my very soul. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2035 | Is that my Uncle Bob? | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2036 | I'm feeling used. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2037 | A youthful indiscretion. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2038 | It looks like the time I caught my parents together. | 1.2308 | 0.06560 | 78 | 66 | 6 | 6 |
2039 | My inner child. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2040 | it was an accident, i swear! | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2041 | Suddenly I feel like spilling my guts. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2042 | Now you're just being cruel... | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
2043 | Mr Rorschach, Do you really think anyone will invest in this? | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2044 | It doesn’t remind me of anything, really. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2045 | Doc, what does it mean if I see a self-portrait? | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2046 | I already told the detective I found her like that. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2047 | And this one is also my cousin Harvey…where did you get so many pictures of my cousin Harvey? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2048 | No need to rub in the consequences of my stumbles. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2049 | Me, me, me. It's always about me. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2050 | Hey, I think I know that guy! | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2051 | Second cousin once removed. | 1.2297 | 0.04923 | 74 | 57 | 17 | 0 |
2052 | Everybody loves the old stuff. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2053 | Doc, I think we've pretty well covered my childhood. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2054 | I guess you want me to spill my guts. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2055 | That’s a painful memory | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2056 | -What test, I did this!!! | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2057 | My imperfections. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2058 | [sigh] My mother. Again. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2059 | I am not usually that expressive--sorry! | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2060 | Honest, Doc, I am not the leaker. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2061 | What makes you think I did it? | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2062 | A shirt. Just like the last one. And the one before that. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2063 | It's offensive that people call them 'blots'! | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2064 | 'Just a sneeze, really." | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2065 | Looks like a brain-fart to me. | 1.2295 | 0.07165 | 61 | 51 | 6 | 4 |
2066 | Something seminal. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2067 | Tell me about your mother. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2068 | My mother’s final words | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2069 | I don't want to talk about my childhood. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2070 | A shrink with ink on his face. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2071 | This is the part where you want me to talk about my ‘daddy issues,’ right? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2072 | Actually, that's my health history form. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2073 | OF COURSE it reminds me of my mother! Do I really have to pay you for this | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2074 | So ... I'm too loopy to do calligraphy? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2075 | I've been like that ever since I turned 60. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2076 | Look, can you just put an 'X' or something down there for me? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2077 | Allergies! | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2078 | That’s just another blot on my reputation. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2079 | Is this how you keep it together? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2080 | Well doctor, I don’t really appreciate you bringing up my brother’s demise in this manner. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2081 | That was my poor late cousin Ernie's last splotch before he ran dry. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2082 | "The color is good, but the symmetry bores me." | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2083 | Can you get to the ballpoint already? | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2084 | It's my mother again. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2085 | Please don't traumatize me! | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2086 | So my existence is meaningful? | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2087 | Whoa! Now that’s a night I’ll never forget. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2088 | Oh, that. I forgot about that decades ago. I'm nothing like that these days. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2089 | Why do you say that I have issues with my mom and you keep bringing up pictures of her? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2090 | I’ll tell you again, Dr. Rorschach, I simply can’t go along with your theory. | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
2091 | Can I be transparent with you? | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2092 | What did you expect?”. | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2093 | My misspent youth. | 1.2281 | 0.07517 | 57 | 48 | 5 | 4 |
2094 | I can't help it. I cry over spilled ink. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2095 | It reminds me of my son. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2096 | I don’t see how any of this is open to interpretation. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2097 | I have an alibi. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2098 | Yes, that's the so called "master" my mother wishes I was | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2099 | I've blotted it out of my memory. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2100 | My work is open to interpretation. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2101 | Well, it's not some of my best work, but yes, I think it still works on multiple levels. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2102 | I'm too spent to keep spilling my guts out every week. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2103 | I see a bill from your office for zero dollars. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2104 | That was from my open period before being bottled up. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2105 | "No, I don't really see the resemblance. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2106 | What do I see? I see you committing a microaggression. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2107 | No offense, but I don’t want to donate my body to science. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2108 | I’m sorry, I can’t go that far back…. I was blotto. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2109 | It wasn't me--it was thet friggin' pen I live with. | 1.2273 | 0.06758 | 66 | 55 | 7 | 4 |
2110 | Definitely spit up. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2111 | I see Donald Trump... | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2112 | But it always upsets me to see a picture of my long lost mother. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2113 | A happy ending? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2114 | This is not helping with my PTSD. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2115 | Is this the only blot on your record? | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2116 | What do you mean ‘too self-aware’? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2117 | I can’t seem to get that image out of my head. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2118 | the definition of narcissism | 1.2273 | 0.07094 | 66 | 56 | 5 | 5 |
2119 | I’m sorry, it was an accident. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2120 | Where did you find that? | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2121 | I am horrified to see that I had that inside me. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2122 | I UDDERly don’t know | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2123 | Post Roe vs Wade. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2124 | I've kept that bottled up my whole life. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2125 | I see the exploitation of my soul. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2126 | Ink porn | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2127 | Mother....can't you leave me alone?!? | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2128 | I would recognize my uncle's work anywhere. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2129 | Sorry, not a fan of modern art. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2130 | I should call him | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2131 | An obvious forgery; You won't get me in the pen with that! | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2132 | Everything I do gets so over-analyzed. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2133 | I’m not impressed. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2134 | How did you find my password? | 1.2264 | 0.07447 | 53 | 44 | 6 | 3 |
2135 | You say I have a dirty mind, but you continue to show me pornographic pictures. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2136 | Oh like you’ve never laughed and been surprised?! | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2137 | Can I have another Kleenex? | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2138 | I feel incredibly exposed. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2139 | Ahh, A photo of my wife. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2140 | Are you a psychiatrist or a blackmailer? | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2141 | This is inside of me | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2142 | So many memories | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2143 | Floyd. No, no... Lloyd. | 1.2258 | 0.07058 | 62 | 52 | 6 | 4 |
2144 | Can I have my hanky back? | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2145 | Ballpoint pens. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2146 | splat sounds better | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2147 | Is this where I'm supposed to look inward? | 1.2254 | 0.04994 | 71 | 55 | 16 | 0 |
2148 | I see a violent loss of my previous bodily fluids! | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2149 | It looks like my early work. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2150 | Those were good times. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2151 | How'd you like it if I showed you a paper splattered with human blood? | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2152 | I see a violent crime scene. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2153 | You'd throw up too, if you had to look at stuff like this every day. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2154 | Bill, this new evidence is pretty damning. It could be a real stain on your presidency #ididnothavesexualrelationswiththatwoman | 1.2254 | 0.06713 | 71 | 60 | 6 | 5 |
2155 | you can’t prove that’s mine… i want my lawyer. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2156 | I did not have sexual relations with that piece of paper | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2157 | Yeah, its one of my early works, I was working through some things. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2158 | I see myself. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2159 | You'd be depressed too if psychologists were using your blood for their stupid tests all the time! | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2160 | The doctor says its an enlarged prostate. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2161 | It doesn't look like anything to me. I just used the paper to stop a sneeze. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2162 | What I see is a waste of good ink. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2163 | I see the exploitation of my people | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2164 | Look, I produced the sample, I'm tired, I just want my $50. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2165 | Banana on top of his ketchup stain | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2166 | Sadly, that's me, ejected from a baby burp. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2167 | My grandpa indigo was a great man | 1.2241 | 0.07795 | 58 | 50 | 3 | 5 |
2168 | Honestly Dr. Freud, I don't think that me, you or Rorschach's blotches are in any way useful or relevant now! | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2169 | I wouldn't this to be a stain on my record. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2170 | Ugh. I was young. I needed the money. It's a part of my life I'm trying to forget. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2171 | Ah, yes my family history. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2172 | Unfortunately, I don't think these tissues will solve my issues. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2173 | It's a blot on my record. | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2174 | I told you already, it wasn't me! | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2175 | It's where I see myself in 10 years. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2176 | Your word vomit keeps practically hitting me. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2177 | We agreed not to talk about my mother. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2178 | Well, you did say that this is where I could spill my guts... | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2179 | Does your cruelty know no bounds, Doctor? | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2180 | This is pointless. | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
2181 | How about you tell me what YOU see." "That's my uncle. Not by blood." "By Ketchup?" "Yes. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2182 | Graduation Day... | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2183 | Please,I really do not want to remember my father that way. | 1.2239 | 0.06665 | 67 | 56 | 7 | 4 |
2184 | The unattainable symmetrical spot!! | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2185 | My dismal future. | 1.2239 | 0.06665 | 67 | 56 | 7 | 4 |
2186 | Will this appointment still be covered by my insurance? | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2187 | I’m so ashamed. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2188 | 24th floor. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2189 | I see her laying in my bed, waiting for me to bring over a towel… | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2190 | More pictures of my mother this week, Doctor? | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
2191 | Harold! | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
2192 | I see my twin brothers. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2193 | Yes. That was my mother, and Dr. Rorschach will rue the day! | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2194 | That’s when I farted. | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
2195 | Who gets the copyright? | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2196 | I've got a bad cold. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2197 | That looks like the mess I made after a long night of inking. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2198 | Here we go again- “What’s with you and the dirty pictures? | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2199 | Look, I said I was sorry. It was an accident. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2200 | I see two feather pens fencing in a duel. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2201 | Please, stop showing me the biggest mistakes of my life. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2202 | Look what you did! | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2203 | I see a growing emptiness. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2204 | My ex-wife. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2205 | My girl would never do a centerfold. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2206 | This isn't helping my Oedipus complex. | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
2207 | I'm being abused" | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2208 | That's triggering. I'm being squeezed! | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2209 | I thought you said I wouldn't have to talk about my mother. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2210 | I spilled my brains! | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2211 | In every picture, I just see myself. | 1.2222 | 0.07320 | 54 | 45 | 6 | 3 |
2212 | Your missing hairpiece? | 1.2222 | 0.07782 | 54 | 46 | 4 | 4 |
2213 | Was that when I threw ketchup on the wall? | 1.2222 | 0.06915 | 72 | 62 | 4 | 6 |
2214 | The last doctor was just the same. My mother, my mother, my mother. | 1.2222 | 0.06576 | 63 | 52 | 8 | 3 |
2215 | Yes, I am feeling a little “blue” these days. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2216 | Look, I've been a good sport, but I think it's time to talk royalties | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2217 | My mother. They all look like my mother. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2218 | No way! Looks like a giraffe to me. | 1.2222 | 0.06576 | 63 | 52 | 8 | 3 |
2219 | And that’s my great-grandfather. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2220 | I see a crime scene. Lots of blood. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2221 | Another failure! I was trying to blot it out of my memory, doctor. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2222 | ...It was self-defense. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2223 | I've made a mess of everything. I'm so confused. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2224 | Not as absorbent as I'd hoped. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2225 | No, I don't have an inkling of what that might be. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2226 | I can already hear what my ex would say about this, but... I see myself in this one, too. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2227 | I did it, and I'd do it again. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2228 | I have no inkling of what you're implying! | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2229 | You know this is a blotch on your career! | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2230 | I see a child who asked for an 'ink pen' but was given a ballpoint. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2231 | That's not me, that looks like my sister! | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2232 | That's the Ninth Amendment | 1.2222 | 0.06576 | 63 | 52 | 8 | 3 |
2233 | It’s like fantasy football, but you draft everyday people | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2234 | Yes, yes, we all agree my early work was a bit clichéd. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2235 | One of my earlier pieces. I’m more contained now! | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2236 | I can't decide between a butterfly or a murder victim. | 1.2211 | 0.05635 | 95 | 80 | 9 | 6 |
2237 | Yes, I’m very impressed that you killed another spotted lantern fly, but could we please get back to me? | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2238 | That’s my mother! | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2239 | P-papa? | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
2240 | That's also me. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2241 | I really made a mess out of the last few years, Doc." | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2242 | I miss her every day. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2243 | It looks like my cousin Harold. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2244 | Doctor - once again, the only thing I see is my mother. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2245 | My mother. Naked. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2246 | Does it really always come back to what the inkblot said to the ink bottle? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2247 | So what, I sneezed. | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
2248 | Grandma! | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2249 | I do not get it | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2250 | Ultimately it is just a blot | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2251 | It's not mine. I demand a DNA test. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2252 | We can both be thankful it doesn't smell. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2253 | My mother sent you that one just to mess with my stopper, didn't she | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2254 | I've been told my pictures don't do me justice. | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2255 | Mother’s signature | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2256 | That's the real me. Everything else is just words. | 1.2206 | 0.06900 | 68 | 58 | 5 | 5 |
2257 | Have you no shame? | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2258 | No one should be defined by their worst day. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2259 | That's when I knew I needed help. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2260 | Self-reflecting on a self-“ink”flicted problem. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2261 | I think you know what it looks like, you sick bastard. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2262 | This is going to sound selfish. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2263 | What does my ultrasound tell you, Doctor? | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2264 | These images hit a little to close to home, doc... | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2265 | Jerry!? Is that you!? | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2266 | I don’t know dr. I just feel that the movie that is my life has no blot anymore | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2267 | I'm seeing my bath towel. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2268 | Excuse me for throwing up on your manuscript. | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2269 | This proves you have been mistreated | 1.2203 | 0.07280 | 59 | 50 | 5 | 4 |
2270 | These images are disturbingly violent. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2271 | I try to walk in Dad's footsteps, but he left a large mark. | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2272 | That looks like Ketchup, Mr. President. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2273 | That's all I have left. Just a picture. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2274 | That is not my work. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2275 | I have to admit, I feel a certain kinship. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2276 | Someone sabotaged the pen and I end up here? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2277 | Has anyone ever thought how it makes me feel? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2278 | I'm feeling ambiguous. Can you turn it upside down again? | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2279 | I see a quack insulting the heritage of my ancestors. | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2280 | That's my brain on Drugs ! | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2281 | I put some of myself into each of these. But what do people see? At bat, a spider, their mother killing a goat. | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2282 | If that was me, I apologize. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2283 | What’s wrong with you? Why would you show suicide photos to a depressed ink pot? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2284 | It’s Father, right after the fall | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2285 | It just means I’m a little clumsy. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2286 | I think it was just a phase I was going through” | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2287 | I’ve made a mess of my life | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2288 | It looks like Mom. I’ve got some attachment issues. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2289 | Are you seriously psychoanalysing my pee stain? | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2290 | See? I just can't seem to blot it out of my memory. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2291 | Guilt. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2292 | I keep pouring my guts out but we never seem to get anywhere. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2293 | It's the manifestation of my self actualization, or a squashed bug... | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2294 | What do I see? I see how Rorschach gets all the credit for my family’s blood, sweat, and tears. | 1.2192 | 0.06826 | 73 | 63 | 4 | 6 |
2295 | Sorry, maybe I should wear a diaper. | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
2296 | Really Doc. I can't see anything ! | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2297 | Rorschach was a sick man. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2298 | Oh! God Bless You! | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2299 | I see you holding my used tissue. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2300 | I see myself doc. Am I really that self-centered? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2301 | Yes, I did vote for Trump. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2302 | Alas poor Rorschach, I knew him, Sigmund. A fellow of infinite test. | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
2303 | I miss my hankie. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2304 | I should really call her | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2305 | ahh, have you not heard of a 'trigger warning'? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2306 | Ok but seriously, why do you have so many pictures of my mother? | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2307 | I see my life ebbing away. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2308 | Sorry. Allergies. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
2309 | Pardon me | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2310 | So after spilling my guts I have to diagnose myself? | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2311 | All I see is a pen taking me for granted. | 1.2188 | 0.06853 | 64 | 54 | 6 | 4 |
2312 | Sorry, I had an upset stomach. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2313 | Thanks for letting me spill my guts out. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2314 | We're holding your son hostage. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
2315 | I kept this paper on my nightstand so I could make a drawing as soon as I woke up from the dream. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2316 | That’s Splat. Attorney told us not to talk about’im | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2317 | Yeah, sorry about that. You have a copy, right? | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2318 | I feel triggered. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2319 | Rather Freudian, don’t you think? | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2320 | - oh yeah sorry about that - had a bit too much to drink last night | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2321 | It's all spilt milk to me. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2322 | Okay I get it -- fountain pens are messy! | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2323 | Why are you showing me family portraits? | 1.2182 | 0.07197 | 55 | 46 | 6 | 3 |
2324 | Again, two breasts. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2325 | Whatever you're thinking, I had nothing to do with it. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2326 | Well this is embarrassing…I suffer from IBS. My apologies. | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2327 | It's my father when he's angry. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2328 | Looks like my cousin. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2329 | My chair, at the moment." | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2330 | Sorry. I just couldn't hold it in anymore. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2331 | And you wonder why I have been feeling low lately?!? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2332 | 'God bless you' is a common response. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2333 | Now imagine that, a hundred times a day | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2334 | However hard I try to forget my parents’ divorce, I just can’t seem to blot it out doc | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2335 | That's from my abstract expressionism phase. | 1.2174 | 0.05002 | 69 | 54 | 15 | 0 |
2336 | I have my issues with my father, but this one just looks like a butterfly. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2337 | It looks like your shirt. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2338 | I want to say it looks like me in the bath, but I'm afraid you'll diagnose me as narcissistic or perverse. So, a sunrise? | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2339 | What, you want me to spill my guts or something? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2340 | I got nothing. Give me a hint. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2341 | I can't believe I've been holding that in all this time. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2342 | yeah,I ate some bad fish that day | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2343 | That's what everyone remembers, but Mom was more than that. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2344 | To be fair, these tests are a little triggering for me. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2345 | I see my mother with the Kool-Aid man. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2346 | You told me to write what I know! | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2347 | I know, what was I inking? | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2348 | I'm afraid that is my wife's signature. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2349 | Sorry, I faint at the sight of blood. | 1.2174 | 0.06807 | 69 | 59 | 5 | 5 |
2350 | Sorry, but I don't have an inkling. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2351 | I suppose you think this is my fault. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2352 | Of course I have issues. I've spilled my guts and you've shown them to everyone, you hipaa-crit! | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2353 | Bloody hell! That one looks like a crime scene, too. | 1.2174 | 0.06486 | 69 | 58 | 7 | 4 |
2354 | Why you gotta bring my parents into this? | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2355 | Must we always talk about my mother? | 1.2167 | 0.07167 | 60 | 51 | 5 | 4 |
2356 | I see a spoiled document. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2357 | Yet again, Doctor, toilet paper. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
2358 | Alas, poor Yorick! | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2359 | That looks like my late husband. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2360 | At least I did it on the paper... | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2361 | You don't see soft shell crab almandine? | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
2362 | Ah. You know my work. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2363 | They leave home and then they never write. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
2364 | Six serfs a-surfing | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2365 | Sometimes I drink too much" | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2366 | It feels good to get that out | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
2367 | No sensitive content warning? | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2368 | Ink spot. They all look like ink spots. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2369 | Oh, Mom... | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2370 | I completely put myself in that one!....but I do need some paper. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2371 | I can't find Depends that fit. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2372 | That's me after the brat ran me over with his trike! | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2373 | It's my life's blood mingling with a mass casualty incident blasted across the front pages of generations of a stupid psychological experiment perpetuating anxiety forever... | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2374 | Poor Penmanship? | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2375 | I just can't stop crying over spilled ink. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2376 | All I did was sneeze! | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2377 | Who gave you a photo of me from middle school?! | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2378 | Now that I ink about it.. | 1.2162 | 0.06460 | 74 | 63 | 6 | 5 |
2379 | He was such a good boy… | 1.2162 | 0.06740 | 74 | 64 | 4 | 6 |
2380 | I’m not paying without a DNA test. | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2381 | After studying the sample, we have confirmed that your sperm count is indeed low | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2382 | Yes, that is my work…but I was young and carefree when I did it. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2383 | I am what I am. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2384 | Chipotle? | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2385 | Dr Freud,it’s just my old Kleenex | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2386 | My cousin Zeke after the unfortunate defenestration. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2387 | I see someone whose art has been misinterpreted by most of the public. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2388 | Now that I’ve spilled my guts, you figure it out. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2389 | A cumulous cloud. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2390 | Oh no! That’s my brother! Are you telling me he was murdered? | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2391 | It's the bad dream I had last night. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2392 | My first dog, Spot. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2393 | So you want to discuss my mother. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2394 | "I don't speak French." | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2395 | A butterfly or my future, I guess | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2396 | What caught my attention about #820 cartoon photo is that there’s a teacher/doctor who showing a Rorschach picture to person who like like a bottle of ink. An in ink bottle is showing fear in his/her eyes. It has to do about the individuals past. | 1.2154 | 0.07102 | 65 | 56 | 4 | 5 |
2397 | These old family snaps make me well up. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2398 | I see a lot of myself in this picture... | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2399 | Of course you know I only see a mistake. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2400 | I ink I have a blot to explain here… | 1.2154 | 0.06755 | 65 | 55 | 6 | 4 |
2401 | M-m-m-mother. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2402 | Poof! Be gone! Out, out damned spot! | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2403 | I thought that you’d be happy with my portrait of you Dr. Rorschach. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2404 | Same thing here. Colic." | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2405 | Was not me! | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2406 | I see diminishing resources. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2407 | She was fine when I dropped her off. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2408 | That one was made by my cousin Ralph. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2409 | Sure I recognize it. That's my soul splattered against the unyielding cellulose fibers of life. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2410 | What do you mean "twins?" | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2411 | Please! It pains me to recall that one. | 1.2143 | 0.07078 | 56 | 47 | 6 | 3 |
2412 | That looks like Aunt Mary. | 1.2143 | 0.06400 | 70 | 59 | 7 | 4 |
2413 | That's my ink...I already know what it means | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2414 | It reminds me of myself. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2415 | Another pacifer | 1.2143 | 0.07078 | 56 | 47 | 6 | 3 |
2416 | Do we have to keep talking about my past mistakes? | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2417 | That one was from my blew period. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2418 | I was an awkward fifth grader | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2419 | It's a mirror, Dave | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2420 | That's the day my mother spilled me all over the carpet. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2421 | Hey! It’s what I DO!!! | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2422 | I see underdeveloped potential and a waste of good ink. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2423 | I don't think that captures both sides of the question. | 1.2143 | 0.06400 | 70 | 59 | 7 | 4 |
2424 | My guts on white bread? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2425 | That was me blowing my nose | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2426 | Painted in Shock | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2427 | No one sees me for who I really am. | 1.2143 | 0.06400 | 70 | 59 | 7 | 4 |
2428 | Why have you been keeping the used tissues from our sessions…? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2429 | I had a brain fart | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2430 | I suppose, doctor, that this is your idea of some kind of sick joke. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2431 | Looking at your artwork, would you say you have forgiven your parents? | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2432 | Exploitation. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2433 | It was write and run. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2434 | Listen, would I show you gory images of YOUR blood splattered all over the place? Who's the sick one here, Doc? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2435 | It seems like everything reminds me of the accident. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2436 | I just didn’t have the energy to make something prettier | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2437 | It looks like my signature | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2438 | it reminds me of my first love, Miss Eraser-but alas it wasn't permanent. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2439 | It’s our family portrait, right? | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2440 | I don’t know how many times I have to tell you, I swear it wasn’t me! | 1.2133 | 0.06379 | 75 | 64 | 6 | 5 |
2441 | I see ... a mishap. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2442 | This is from my blue period. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2443 | Please explain why your art is so full of yourself. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2444 | Judge, I declassified it with all my inner might. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2445 | I said think, not ink. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2446 | I’m not sure what my mother has to do with this? | 1.2131 | 0.07057 | 61 | 52 | 5 | 4 |
2447 | Off the top of my head, I’d say ink splatter. | 1.2131 | 0.07057 | 61 | 52 | 5 | 4 |
2448 | I'm the only one who survived. | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2449 | Every spot is not dirty sometimes it an art | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2450 | 'I feel like I've spilled my guts to you!" | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2451 | What do I see? I see the guts you ripped out of me and sprayed all over a page for fun. WHY DO YOU KEEP ME ALIVE? | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2452 | Why do you keep bringing my mother into this? | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
2453 | (No caption necessary. A pot of ink taking an ink-blot test is inherently funny.) | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2454 | Reminds me of my teenage years. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2455 | I couldn't help myself. It's like an obsession. Whenever I see a blank piece of paper... | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2456 | Oh, Momma, who did this to you? | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2457 | If you think it’s modern art it’s snot | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2458 | That one? That was from my Blue Period. | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2459 | ACCIDENT. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2460 | Sorry...hayfever. Do you have another copy you could show me? | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2461 | I tried to be another Pollock. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2462 | I don't remember leaving a specimen! | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2463 | I'm spilling my guts to you. | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
2464 | Dr. Freud are telling me that the Rorschach ink blot indicates that I am depressed. Well what do you expect when all I am is a stain on society? | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2465 | Why are you showing me a ketchup stain? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2466 | Youthful indiscretion was all it was. | 1.2125 | 0.04602 | 80 | 63 | 17 | 0 |
2467 | I appreciate what you're doing for the industry, but I'm actually investing in ballpoint pens. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2468 | When you keep your emotions bottled up. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2469 | Midnight black,acrilic,waterproof and Uncle Fred. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2470 | I had to get that off my mind. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2471 | I just don't see the resemblance, doc. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2472 | It's been hard to write since Mr. Nibs left me. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2473 | Rorschach and I go way back | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2474 | This is going to leave a real stain on your record. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2475 | Inkblot... crown... King executes pen over inkblot. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2476 | Yes, I do have PTSD from that incident. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2477 | I tried to blot it out, but it was permanent. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2478 | Ink blots? Well, if you want to know what I think that looks like, it's the stunning image of my cousin! | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2479 | Last night’s beef stew? | 1.2121 | 0.06660 | 66 | 56 | 6 | 4 |
2480 | I suppose we’ll need to schedule that colonoscopy then | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2481 | If you must know, it’s not my best work. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2482 | I declassified that document, in my mind! I thought it so it’s true! | 1.2121 | 0.06660 | 66 | 56 | 6 | 4 |
2483 | It was a SPLOTCH! Have you never heard of a splotch??? | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
2484 | It’s not me. I made a big splash on Broadway | 1.2115 | 0.07438 | 52 | 44 | 5 | 3 |
2485 | Sorry about all this. | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
2486 | I thought I knew | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2487 | thINK thINK thINK | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2488 | It looks like a breast, but then everything looks like a breast. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2489 | It reminds me of a popular song from my youth, Doc -- something about 'I don't want to set the world on fire' -- but I can't remember the name of the group. | 1.2113 | 0.06628 | 71 | 61 | 5 | 5 |
2490 | Showing me family photos isn't going to make me feel better. | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
2491 | Please stop bringing up my mother. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
2492 | Yes I know him, but I had absolutely nothing to do with this | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2493 | If it’s not one thing, it’s a mother. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2494 | I see a red door. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2495 | What does it mean if I can only see myself? | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
2496 | I was an anonymous donor back then. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
2497 | Et tu Brutus | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2498 | This one’s also a gruesome crime scene. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2499 | I dunno doc, I think I see a frog | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2500 | All I see is a receding hairline. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2501 | You think I need help? You're the one talking to an oversized ink bottle. | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2502 | I see my inner-turmoil. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2503 | It's not my fault it looks like my mother... | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
2504 | Ok, maybe I did get a little tipsy that night. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2505 | I see the blood of my kin splayed out on the page for all to see. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2506 | No, I’m not saying it reminds me of my mother. I’m saying that literally IS my mother. | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2507 | I spill my guts to you and you want me to explain what it looks like....really! | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2508 | I had hoped Maya Angelou-- oh, never mind! | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2509 | After that center fold made my Dad famous, he was never the same. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2510 | I see my father left his mark! | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2511 | Yeah, I knew him. The kind of guy who was all over the place | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2512 | I'm no vet, but I'd say your dog has diarrhea. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2513 | OMG. That is my sister. | 1.2105 | 0.05578 | 95 | 81 | 8 | 6 |
2514 | Inky had to face the inequities it failed to blot out. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2515 | Frankly speaking, these things are a nonsensical waste of my talent. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2516 | Don't judge me, it's from my younger years. I don't know what I was thinking. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2517 | They all look like my mother. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2518 | Looks like my Uncle Kevin. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2519 | I see the remains of my mother. Does that mean I have an edible complex? | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2520 | Don't patronize me. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2521 | Cleanup on aisle 5! | 1.2099 | 0.06013 | 81 | 69 | 7 | 5 |
2522 | It doesn’t matter how many of these you show to me, the only thing I can see is death. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2523 | I see my younger self losing control | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2524 | I thought you weren’t going to bring up my mother! | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
2525 | I know I have to face this, but I'll never get past the shame. What was I inking? | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2526 | Yes! That's her! How did you know? | 1.2097 | 0.06951 | 62 | 53 | 5 | 4 |
2527 | Oh yes, convince me I'm not a zucchini with pseudoscience. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2528 | Unrequited love. | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2529 | Just like his dad, A drip off the old blot. | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2530 | So I guess I can't keep putting off talking about my mother. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2531 | Roar shark, whatever. I feel blotted at every turn. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2532 | You saved my tissue? | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2533 | Where did you say your clinical training was? | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2534 | well I can only see myself always putting out with nothing in return | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2535 | It’s always sex with you shrinks. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2536 | I dunno doc it’s just a blot to think about | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2537 | When High Tech destroyed the Fountain pen | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2538 | Care to explain yourself? | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
2539 | That shade reminds me of my parents. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2540 | I fear that is a blot on my record. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2541 | I see my cousin. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2542 | Well, as you can see, that one made me over-excited. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2543 | Why should I spill my guts for you? | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2544 | I admit there have been some blots on my record. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2545 | Jeez, I’m stuck for an answer. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2546 | Cousin Larry, after the fall. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2547 | We have a zero tolerance policy for this type of language in the workplace. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2548 | I think that’s where my troubles began | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2549 | My lawyer will be in touch. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2550 | Again, you’re just going to have to ask my wife. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2551 | You said to put my feelings down on paper, so I spilled my guts. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2552 | Call me crazy, but this one looks exactly like my mother. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2553 | Can't you just once show me a watercolor? | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2554 | I'm stuck. | 1.2088 | 0.05745 | 91 | 78 | 7 | 6 |
2555 | A psychiatrist. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2556 | I'm actually ketchup with a tall sombrero. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2557 | How'd you get my mother's will? | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2558 | That's me spilling my guts out to you. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2559 | Do you remember the time? | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
2560 | A quill who has run amok. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2561 | Aunt Marge. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2562 | I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I'M just a blot of ink on a piece of paper. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2563 | That's my Uncle Roy. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2564 | I don't want to talk about it. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2565 | This has your handprints all over it. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2566 | The floor, after I've had too many drinks. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2567 | I see a woman in an endless dark tunnel of despair. Just kidding, that's my husband's signature. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2568 | Oh no, it's Frederico! | 1.2078 | 0.06225 | 77 | 66 | 6 | 5 |
2569 | Those were the covid years | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2570 | Do you want me to tell you what it means, or how it’s pronounced? | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2571 | Uh..........Out vial spot? | 1.2075 | 0.07308 | 53 | 45 | 5 | 3 |
2572 | I'm sorry. I thought it was toilet paper. | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2573 | I need to eat more fiber? | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2574 | Are you gonna want me to spill my guts during every session? | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2575 | Good heavens! Poor cousin Leonard. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2576 | It makes me think of the time I fell off my bike when I was a child. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2577 | I know you're a fan of my work but I came here to change, doc. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2578 | Would you call me a psychopath if I told you it looks like someone's guts? | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2579 | Diarrhea | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2580 | I was under a lot of stress at work when that photo was taken. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2581 | If you think of my mom. Why do you ask? | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2582 | That one reminds me of my uncle Dave. | 1.2069 | 0.07683 | 58 | 51 | 2 | 5 |
2583 | That’s actually my brother after he came out. | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2584 | I see short term success, followed by long term ridicule where you become a laughingstock. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2585 | Yup, that was my brother... Good to the last drop. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2586 | Is my life a joke to you, Doctor? | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2587 | I got a bit too excited. | 1.2069 | 0.07683 | 58 | 51 | 2 | 5 |
2588 | That was a long time ago Doc. | 1.2069 | 0.07279 | 58 | 50 | 4 | 4 |
2589 | I told you this is inappropiate at work. | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2590 | You can't tweet without it. | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2591 | It looks like I made a lil mess on your page. | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2592 | Publisher: Your mistakes can't always be a modern art ink! | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2593 | Can’t we start with something easier like my fear of abandonment? | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
2594 | Now tell me, did you do this? | 1.2065 | 0.05687 | 92 | 79 | 7 | 6 |
2595 | It's my father | 1.2063 | 0.06463 | 63 | 53 | 7 | 3 |
2596 | I couldn't say. I've got too much bottled up. | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2597 | My life... | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
2598 | My heart. Stomped on and left to dribble into the cruel street…. | 1.2063 | 0.06463 | 63 | 53 | 7 | 3 |
2599 | Don't take me for a sucker, a blotch is just a blotch | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2600 | Brains again. | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
2601 | That happens when I "spill my guts". | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
2602 | I ran into Dr. Pimple Popper that day, and he couldn't help himself" | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2603 | I recognize that ink --it's my mother! | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
2604 | How was I supposed to know it wasn’t a handkerchief? | 1.2063 | 0.06848 | 63 | 54 | 5 | 4 |
2605 | That’s my biggest regret. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
2606 | No, you tell me what you see, Dr. Rorschach. | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2607 | I declassified this with my mind | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2608 | Classic Narcissist | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
2609 | I'd be wearing gloves for that one, doc. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
2610 | A baby with sharp teeth. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2611 | Uncle Seymour! | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2612 | That’s my brother, he was a fountain pen. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2613 | That's a whoops. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2614 | The blood of my ancestors is upon you! | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2615 | Must you always bring up my mother? | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
2616 | Where'd you get a picture of Mom? | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2617 | Sponge Bob | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2618 | That's the first thing that comes to me just off the top of my head. | 1.2059 | 0.06808 | 68 | 59 | 4 | 5 |
2619 | I see a reminder of a night I would rather forget. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2620 | But you asked me to really pour myself into my journal this week. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2621 | This stays between us, right? | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2622 | I tried to blot that out of my memory. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2623 | My mother had a violent temper. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2624 | I did my best | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2625 | That’s from my abstract period. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2626 | Jackson Pollock? | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2627 | I see a psychiatrist talking to an ink bottle. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2628 | Accidents happen! | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2629 | That's when I started bottling up my emotions. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2630 | I've made so many of these they all look the same. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2631 | Doc, please don’t patronize me. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2632 | I’m too young to know what that means! | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
2633 | Don’t read too much into it, Doc. Two words... bowel movement. | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
2634 | I said I was born to do this, I never said I was good at it. 🖊️ | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2635 | It was an accident! | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2636 | I see you've found my toilet paper. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2637 | I swear, that's never happened before! | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2638 | What happens when I go potty. | 1.2055 | 0.06156 | 73 | 62 | 7 | 4 |
2639 | Yes, I can absolutely verify that as one of my early works painted during my Jackson Pollack period: 'Untitled Splat (II)'. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2640 | I see a crushed burger. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2641 | Shouldn't have eaten those prawns... | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2642 | My desktop. After drinking too much cheap ink. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2643 | It’s hard not to take that personally… | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2644 | Yes, that’s my Uncle Ted. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2645 | No, not me. hate symmetry! | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2646 | I'm sorry, I'm an inkapable | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2647 | Don't ask me what it means. I'm just a vessel. | 1.2051 | 0.06150 | 78 | 67 | 6 | 5 |
2648 | ...it's a dead ink clown... | 1.2051 | 0.06150 | 78 | 67 | 6 | 5 |
2649 | What are you doing with my kids diaper? | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2650 | Yes, I sneezed ink onto a Kleenex. So what? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2651 | You wouldn't understand what that means to me. | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2652 | I'm having trouble getting over the trauma of that spill. | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
2653 | I don't believe a word of it. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2654 | I see my parents being exploited by your profession. | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2655 | It’s like I’m spilling my guts! | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2656 | And how would you like it if I showed you pictures of YOUR mother? | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2657 | It’s autobiographical | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2658 | Offhand, I’d say the artist has passion but is absolutely obsessed with symmetry. | 1.2045 | 0.05863 | 88 | 76 | 6 | 6 |
2659 | There are no mistakes, just happy accidents | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2660 | Where did you get that? | 1.2041 | 0.07704 | 49 | 42 | 4 | 3 |
2661 | The day Mr. Smith pushed Mom off the desk. | 1.2041 | 0.06507 | 49 | 40 | 8 | 1 |
2662 | I also DREAM I am an octopus . . . | 1.2037 | 0.06131 | 54 | 44 | 9 | 1 |
2663 | That’s fine, but why don’t you test me with something that I don’t get to see everyday. | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2664 | I know, I know, not my best work | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2665 | What is with you guys and your blood splatter photos? | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2666 | I’m concerned you’re externalizing your problems too much. | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2667 | That's my daughter Emily, I poured everything into her. | 1.2037 | 0.05532 | 54 | 43 | 11 | 0 |
2668 | It happens when I laugh | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
2669 | That one is easy. My greatest masterpiece. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2670 | What can I say, I made a mistake | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2671 | Been there, done that...next. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
2672 | I'm pretty sure that is crazy uncle Jeff. | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
2673 | I guess we misunderstood when you said "period". | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
2674 | I just can't contain myself. | 1.2034 | 0.05285 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 0 |
2675 | That's all that's left of my cousin, Kurt. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2676 | is this supposed to help me see what I am made of? | 1.2034 | 0.07163 | 59 | 51 | 4 | 4 |
2677 | What's the big deal? I just sneezed. | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
2678 | That was my third son. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
2679 | You promise you won’t tell the cops? | 1.2034 | 0.07163 | 59 | 51 | 4 | 4 |
2680 | I think I’m suffering from postspurt’em depression. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2681 | Is it Rorschach syndrome, Doc? | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
2682 | Yes, I had an experimental phase in college. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2683 | 'It's just a self portrait, I didn't know it would be so controversial.' | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2684 | 'Gesundheit...I think you're looking for Dr. FRED, down the hall." | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2685 | I see the bottle as half empty. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2686 | It was during my German Expressionism phase. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2687 | I'm seeing last night's dinner again. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2688 | It was one of those lost weekends I'd rather forget. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2689 | Yeah that also reminds me of my mom | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
2690 | Are you trying to blot my reputation? | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2691 | I better have that DNA swab. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2692 | I'm tired of spilling my guts to you only to have it shoved back in my face. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2693 | Looks like an early Pollock. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2694 | I see the bathroom sink after I cut myself shaving... | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2695 | I don't know what to say, Doc--I was a bottle baby. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2696 | Could we please move beyond basic black?? | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
2697 | So you think I’m skinny? | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2698 | a car accident | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2699 | I blew it and I know it | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2700 | My cousin Fred. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2701 | Also vomit | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2702 | What does it mean to me? That I should have said no to that 5th drink last night. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2703 | Sorry. I get nervous on job interviews. | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2704 | This may sound weird, but I see a Quill . .somehow the Q is important . . .trying to put the kibosh on something in a Declaration .. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2705 | RICK!? | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2706 | A portrait of my oldest son. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2707 | That one was when I mixed too much craft beer and vintage wine during a comic con event. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2708 | Diminishment. Loss of self. Feeling less- then. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2709 | These days I feel unglued. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2710 | What I see is that people use me. Something over which I have absolutely no control. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2711 | Shhh it, happens!! | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2712 | Nope. It still looks like my Uncle Nick. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2713 | It is just too close for comfort. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2714 | You'll say I'm projecting but I see bad penmanship. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2715 | Mommy in the White House... | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2716 | As you can see, Mr. Blotswell, your wife has already signed the divorce papers. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2717 | There’s a blot of shame, obviously. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2718 | She’s already shown me the pictures, Doc, and I know how it looks—but that is NOT my son! | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2719 | Well how would you feel if I showed you a picture of your spit? | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2720 | It's my birth certificate! | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2721 | Why does everything remind me of the inkcident | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2722 | Why are you showing me all these ejaculations? | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2723 | That was my father after he was dropped | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
2724 | Bob, in third grade | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2725 | Absolutely not; it was the octopus. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2726 | I see two little squirts running. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2727 | I poured my heart out with this project. re LAST WEEK'S: I know it's late but just want to share: I guess being constantly on cloud nine does prevent hair loss. | 1.2027 | 0.06376 | 74 | 64 | 5 | 5 |
2728 | It isn't my ink that has ruined your blotter! | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2729 | Can we try something else? I’m spilling my guts out over here, doc. | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2730 | It looks like my hanky after I sneeze in it. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2731 | Oh my God! It's Uncle Frank! | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2732 | It reminds me of my childhood, when I was an innocent half-pint." | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2733 | All she left was this note. What do you think it means? | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2734 | Can I please have another tissue? | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2735 | I can explain that | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2736 | Um… Trigger Warning? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2737 | I always bottle up my true feelings. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2738 | Oh, no! Somebody killed my wife! | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2739 | Maybe you are asking the wrong question? | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2740 | If you wanted to be in my guts you could have just asked | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2741 | You are torturing me. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2742 | My children, my children's children. It all ends the same. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2743 | Sorry, I couldn't reach the rest room in time. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2744 | It looks like my mother. | 1.2000 | 0.06638 | 60 | 51 | 6 | 3 |
2745 | Are you sure that's appropriate? | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2746 | I didn't do it! I swear! | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2747 | I see my inner self. Again. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2748 | No autographs. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2749 | How can you tell me my death is like a butterfly? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
2750 | My son, I can never understand what he's trying to say. | 1.2000 | 0.06030 | 55 | 45 | 9 | 1 |
2751 | My future. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2752 | It looks like I poured too much out and now have nothing left for myself. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2753 | I don't know, Doc. I've just kept it bottled up for so long. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2754 | I told you in our first session: my children are not to be discussed. | 1.2000 | 0.06651 | 65 | 56 | 5 | 4 |
2755 | My piss? | 1.2000 | 0.06999 | 50 | 42 | 6 | 2 |
2756 | Gasp..."Mom!" | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2757 | Doc, a single drop of blood can make a huge difference | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
2758 | I drank a little too much | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2759 | Mummy… | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
2760 | Describing an image in a therapy session | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2761 | I have an inkling your not telling me something. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2762 | I’m not ready to talk about that yet. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2763 | You must be obsessed with pornography. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2764 | Would you say this is premature or delayed? | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2765 | That’s my signature. | 1.2000 | 0.06999 | 50 | 42 | 6 | 2 |
2766 | And that's my Aunt Suzi. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2767 | So you're saying this is about my mother... | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2768 | This is my creative expression of Agh. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2769 | This is what I see every day when I go to the bathroom. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2770 | MY SON IS A SEINFELD EPISODE! | 1.2000 | 0.06030 | 55 | 45 | 9 | 1 |
2771 | What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2772 | Palendrome, same as the last ten you showed me... | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2773 | To me it looks like a slow and painful death. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2774 | Rorschach Test, hell, I see an ink blotter! | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2775 | It's not you,it's me. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2776 | I've been feeling really blotto for the last couple weeks. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2777 | Indeed, a stain on my good name. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2778 | I just spill it. What's to interpret? | 1.2000 | 0.06030 | 55 | 45 | 9 | 1 |
2779 | I’m not sure what my wife sees in these sessions. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2780 | two fighting quill pens - blood everywhere | 1.2000 | 0.06305 | 70 | 60 | 6 | 4 |
2781 | You got me. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2782 | "That was nothing more than a little indigestion." | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2783 | My life seems to be one test after another. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2784 | I see my cousin Vinny, the trapeze artist | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2785 | Mummy, again! | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2786 | I did it. | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2787 | I feel like I'm invisible. | 1.2000 | 0.06305 | 70 | 60 | 6 | 4 |
2788 | Yes. Mommy issues. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2789 | Armageddon. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2790 | That's a forgery! OR: That's not my handwriting! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2791 | I squirt when I cry | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2792 | Rorschach, don't test me. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2793 | It was my first period. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2794 | A black kettle. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2795 | That's my fear of heights. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2796 | That looks like my first born. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2797 | My nephew, Billy... | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2798 | I think that actually is my mother. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2799 | Okay, okay…I make mistakes. Are you trying to force me to take responsibility for my spills? | 1.2000 | 0.06999 | 50 | 42 | 6 | 2 |
2800 | That actually was yesterday's lunch" | 1.2000 | 0.07521 | 55 | 48 | 3 | 4 |
2801 | Sorry, I was completely blotto when I made that. | 1.2000 | 0.06638 | 60 | 51 | 6 | 3 |
2802 | Could we do one that's not my mother? | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2803 | A bit of myself actually. | 1.2000 | 0.05208 | 60 | 48 | 12 | 0 |
2804 | I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege and respectfully decline to answer your question. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2805 | Was that your attempt at drawing the Kool Aid Man? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2806 | Masturbation | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2807 | I'm a dripper,not blotcher. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2808 | I want her back. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2809 | I can’t come up with anything off the top of my head. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2810 | Yes,that’s me & my pet spider Inky Dinky. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2811 | It's saying, "Everything sucks." | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2812 | How does spilling my guts improve my condition? | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2813 | this is where I lost my mind | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2814 | Are you positive the paternity test was valid… | 1.2000 | 0.06305 | 70 | 60 | 6 | 4 |
2815 | I see my cap has been leaking again. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2816 | Now that’s just inappropriate | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2817 | I feel violated | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2818 | Am I a joke to you? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2819 | Uh, I don’t know….sneeze? | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2820 | I’m not a Shrink, you are! | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2821 | Kleenex | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2822 | Why is it always about mothers with you guys? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2823 | I don't know how to inkterpret this. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2824 | Stealing my best work again! | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2825 | I need to stop making it all about me. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2826 | How did you find a picture of my aunt Lucy . | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2827 | This is so obvious. I thought we discussed my phobias." | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2828 | I sneezed! I swear! | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
2829 | Ok! Ok! It was me. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2830 | It says: "It's time for you to retire, doc." | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2831 | That looks like my son's graduation picture. Or a crab. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
2832 | Trump's guilty of involuntary manslaughter, he could have stopped the riot before anybody died...black letter law! | 1.1972 | 0.05890 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
2833 | Me using. | 1.1972 | 0.06222 | 71 | 61 | 6 | 4 |
2834 | I've tried to blot out those memories. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
2835 | Death. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2836 | I didn't come here to discuss my incontinence issues... | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2837 | Not me. I've never folded under pressure. | 1.1972 | 0.06222 | 71 | 61 | 6 | 4 |
2838 | I can only say that you're conclusions are premature. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2839 | He was crossing the freeway. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
2840 | That's my first born. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
2841 | It reminds me of when I used to feel free. | 1.1972 | 0.05890 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
2842 | It reminds me of my younger days. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
2843 | I can’t quite explain it but that image evokes something inside of me. | 1.1972 | 0.04755 | 71 | 57 | 14 | 0 |
2844 | Yes, that's me in better times before I hit the bottle | 1.1970 | 0.06556 | 66 | 57 | 5 | 4 |
2845 | One swipe of the paw, that shatter of glass ... Dad was gone. | 1.1970 | 0.06556 | 66 | 57 | 5 | 4 |
2846 | That’s Sam Jr. I haven’t seen him since our split. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2847 | Oh my God, Uncle Phil! | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2848 | Again, I see my inner-self. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2849 | It's Angela, and I think this is in very bad taste! | 1.1970 | 0.06190 | 66 | 56 | 7 | 3 |
2850 | I see my breakfast. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2851 | But Doctor... I AM the Great Blotliacci... | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2852 | My “interpretation” is that you had an accident, again. There are pills for that, you know. | 1.1970 | 0.06556 | 66 | 57 | 5 | 4 |
2853 | Doctor R. you are using me! | 1.1970 | 0.06190 | 66 | 56 | 7 | 3 |
2854 | Its my mother... who fell to her death. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2855 | Did I tell you I used to be a teacher? I mentored the greats! Betty White! Jack Black! Jeff Goldblum! And you're asking me about splotches? | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2856 | I've been reduced to an ink blot. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2857 | I am sick and tired of cultural misappropriation against my kind by you psychologists. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2858 | My entire family. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2859 | Again. It’s my mother. Look, what are you tryin’ to get at? | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2860 | I see what you're trying to do here! | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2861 | All I see is my cousin Leo splattered all over that page! He gave his all for science. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2862 | Is this some kind of sick joke | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2863 | Dear God, that one’s a crime scene too! | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2864 | Your lab results are concerning | 1.1970 | 0.06190 | 66 | 56 | 7 | 3 |
2865 | It looks like one of my early efforts. I got better. | 1.1967 | 0.05132 | 61 | 49 | 12 | 0 |
2866 | They’re called breasts and we all have them. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
2867 | Also my mother... | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2868 | I thought I was sick in the head but now I'm nausious. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
2869 | Tragic accident, but expected, no doubt. He was usually tippy. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
2870 | I honestly don’t know. Maybe if you hum a few bars. | 1.1967 | 0.06537 | 61 | 52 | 6 | 3 |
2871 | I must have been blotto. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2872 | Oh my God, what has Rorschach done to my mother? | 1.1967 | 0.06537 | 61 | 52 | 6 | 3 |
2873 | It all began with a playground altercation that escalated. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2874 | OH NO! Now she’ll never grow up to have a bottle of her own! | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2875 | I was young and foolish then. | 1.1967 | 0.05132 | 61 | 49 | 12 | 0 |
2876 | Can you give us any help deciphering the meaning of your father's will? | 1.1967 | 0.05132 | 61 | 49 | 12 | 0 |
2877 | It really speaks to something inside of me. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2878 | I see a very bad hangover. | 1.1967 | 0.06942 | 61 | 53 | 4 | 4 |
2879 | Of course it looks sad. It’s from my blue period. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2880 | I have no remorse. He got what he deserved. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2881 | No, I mean that actually is my mother. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2882 | Looks like my ex. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
2883 | Oh, I don’t know, just looks like an old tissue to me. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
2884 | It’s not what it looks like. | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
2885 | Thanksgiving. | 1.1964 | 0.05357 | 56 | 45 | 11 | 0 |
2886 | I was having a bad day | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
2887 | Once Again, that is my cousin India Black. | 1.1964 | 0.07394 | 56 | 49 | 3 | 4 |
2888 | You said I should spill my guts. | 1.1964 | 0.05357 | 56 | 45 | 11 | 0 |
2889 | That's crazy Uncle Ralph. | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
2890 | Stop guilt-tripping me! | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
2891 | Uncle Harry! | 1.1964 | 0.06941 | 56 | 48 | 5 | 3 |
2892 | That test has been nothing but a blot on our family history. | 1.1964 | 0.06941 | 56 | 48 | 5 | 3 |
2893 | It's nothing more than my sneeze, Doc. Honest! | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
2894 | It's my psyche that's brought me here! | 1.1964 | 0.05932 | 56 | 46 | 9 | 1 |
2895 | It’s just a means of expression. | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
2896 | Umh,Ink?! Looks like Jerome. Yes,definitely Jerome. Oh my,is he ok? | 1.1964 | 0.05357 | 56 | 45 | 11 | 0 |
2897 | Are you listening? I’m spilling my guts here. | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
2898 | I’m fixated on death? You keep showing me corpses! | 1.1964 | 0.07394 | 56 | 49 | 3 | 4 |
2899 | I thought I knew what that was, but I blotted it out. | 1.1964 | 0.07394 | 56 | 49 | 3 | 4 |
2900 | That's Charles R. and his leaky pen! | 1.1964 | 0.06456 | 56 | 47 | 7 | 2 |
2901 | This is what happens when the deadline spills over into dinner time. | 1.1964 | 0.05357 | 56 | 45 | 11 | 0 |
2902 | it makes me feel like I’m spilling my guts | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2903 | I don’t know what to tell you. I was just spitballing. | 1.1961 | 0.06871 | 51 | 43 | 6 | 2 |
2904 | Do you have any idea how much ink my people have spilled for you Dr R.? | 1.1961 | 0.06275 | 51 | 42 | 8 | 1 |
2905 | I see a pencil. | 1.1961 | 0.06871 | 51 | 43 | 6 | 2 |
2906 | What do you mean by "tell me more"? | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2907 | ‘Adjusting to life outside the pen…it’s just not a pretty picture.’ | 1.1961 | 0.06275 | 51 | 42 | 8 | 1 |
2908 | For the hundredth time, it’s not a butterfly! | 1.1961 | 0.06275 | 51 | 42 | 8 | 1 |
2909 | I’m telling you, they all look like my mother. | 1.1961 | 0.07420 | 51 | 44 | 4 | 3 |
2910 | I know it's a cliche, but it reminds me of my mother. | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2911 | I see careless waste. | 1.1954 | 0.06082 | 87 | 77 | 3 | 7 |
2912 | That's my Mother finding out the results of my paternity test. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2913 | Well, to looks like projectile vomit. | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
2914 | Must we again discuss my mother? | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2915 | Yes, Dr. Rorschach, I believe I can help you. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2916 | nothing, sorry, my feelings are all bottled up | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
2917 | I'd say it's my uncle Harry after he fell down the stairs. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2918 | OK, I'll tell you about my mother. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2919 | Is this a joke? | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2920 | Yeah, I know that guy. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2921 | Doc she’s a babe but how’s this going to help me? | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2922 | C’mon Stan, you know how I hate to do centerfolds. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2923 | I see yesterday's dinner. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
2924 | Yes Doctor, I’m not proud of some of the things I’ve done when I was blotto. That’s why I’ve come to you. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2925 | I spill my guts and you show me that?!! | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
2926 | Once again, it is spilled ink. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2927 | Now that's Uncle Ulrich. He was the Rorschach's gardener for a while. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2928 | It hasn’t been easy being an icon | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2929 | . "I thought SO" | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
2930 | I swear! Im innocent! | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2931 | I thought we agreed we’d move on from talking about my mother | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2932 | You’re making me hungry. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2933 | Sorry, doc. I had another meltdown! | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2934 | Just don’t shoot the messenger, OK doc? | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2935 | Well, the first thing that pops into my head is that that's the first thing that popped out of my head. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
2936 | I dis-stain this type of psychological testing. | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
2937 | They don't call me a drip for nothing. | 1.1940 | 0.06464 | 67 | 58 | 5 | 4 |
2938 | I had an upset stomach. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2939 | I am an ink bottle. I know a spill when I see it! | 1.1940 | 0.06464 | 67 | 58 | 5 | 4 |
2940 | Your blowing my mind! | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
2941 | That could be. But I can never be sure without genetic tests. | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
2942 | That's when Dad dropped my brother Joey. | 1.1940 | 0.06464 | 67 | 58 | 5 | 4 |
2943 | I don’t want to talk about that. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
2944 | I usually only have to get up once at night. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
2945 | I see my life flashing before my eyes. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
2946 | Yeah, sorry about that. I got in a fight with the stapler. | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
2947 | My drama-queen sister being her frantic self | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
2948 | I just can't blot like I used to | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
2949 | Dr. Freud, mom spilled her guts again, didn’t she? | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
2950 | My brain on politics. | 1.1935 | 0.06837 | 62 | 54 | 4 | 4 |
2951 | What do I see? I see murder, plain and simple. | 1.1935 | 0.06438 | 62 | 53 | 6 | 3 |
2952 | Reminds me of the last time I was used | 1.1935 | 0.06438 | 62 | 53 | 6 | 3 |
2953 | I came so fucking hard | 1.1935 | 0.06837 | 62 | 54 | 4 | 4 |
2954 | A strong handshake. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
2955 | No, I mean that's actually my mother. | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
2956 | My wife sent you a nude? | 1.1935 | 0.05058 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 0 |
2957 | Writer's Blot is no excuse for such language! | 1.1935 | 0.07213 | 62 | 55 | 2 | 5 |
2958 | My boyfriend getting mad? | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
2959 | You bet I'm stuck. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
2960 | It's like I have a split personality. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
2961 | I see a horse finishing last at the Preakness. | 1.1935 | 0.06438 | 62 | 53 | 6 | 3 |
2962 | Were you obliged to pick up my handkerchief? | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
2963 | Memento Mori | 1.1935 | 0.05058 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 0 |
2964 | I’ll have the pastrami on rye | 1.1935 | 0.06438 | 62 | 53 | 6 | 3 |
2965 | No, I have no idea how that happened. | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
2966 | Why do you think that is mine? | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
2967 | I see my little brother. After I beat him up! | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
2968 | And this is why we don’t bottle our emotions up. | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
2969 | “…sure I’m creeped out… but why does it have to give us all a bad image…” | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
2970 | I'm sorry. I just can't control myself. | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
2971 | Again with the ‘blots’. I tell ya doc, I see ink ‘art’! | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
2972 | Well, that's not what I see. | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
2973 | Yes I have made some mistakes in my past | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
2974 | Do I really need to discuss my nightmares here and now? | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
2975 | It was the pen | 1.1930 | 0.06827 | 57 | 49 | 5 | 3 |
2976 | judging by my ultrasound picture, i should be normal | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
2977 | It's still two giant octopi having me. | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
2978 | My work is always misinterpreted. | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
2979 | - I’m over qualified re alcohol ink paintings compared to that? | 1.1930 | 0.05838 | 57 | 47 | 9 | 1 |
2980 | Sorry doc, it’s allergy season | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
2981 | What can I say, I’m a squirter | 1.1930 | 0.06827 | 57 | 49 | 5 | 3 |
2982 | Looks like me when I wasn't so bottled up. | 1.1923 | 0.06748 | 52 | 44 | 6 | 2 |
2983 | “So you’re telling me the ultrasound shows I’m carrying conjoined twins?” | 1.1923 | 0.07286 | 52 | 45 | 4 | 3 |
2984 | Well... Depends. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2985 | It's not your fault. | 1.1923 | 0.07286 | 52 | 45 | 4 | 3 |
2986 | Hmmm, give me a minute. Oh, I know...I see Rorschach's dark imaginings. | 1.1923 | 0.06748 | 52 | 44 | 6 | 2 |
2987 | My wife is a jigger. | 1.1923 | 0.07286 | 52 | 45 | 4 | 3 |
2988 | Can you go over the doctor-patient confidentiality legalities again? | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2989 | For the first time, I can see myself so clearly. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2990 | No way. He didn't jump; he was pushed. | 1.1923 | 0.06164 | 52 | 43 | 8 | 1 |
2991 | It's my best work and someone is using it as a GIF of Trump's brain. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
2992 | My first frat party. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
2993 | Of course I'm depressed. I don't get any royalties! | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
2994 | I see… my great aunt Ethel! | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2995 | That blot didn’t come from me. | 1.1915 | 0.06550 | 47 | 39 | 7 | 1 |
2996 | So we’re rifling through each other’s trash now? | 1.1915 | 0.07222 | 47 | 40 | 5 | 2 |
2997 | At least this test is better than a scan tron. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
2998 | Sorry but that brings back a lot of unpleasant emotions I'd rather not revisit. | 1.1912 | 0.06375 | 68 | 59 | 5 | 4 |
2999 | As a mother's helper I have seen worse . A little soda will get that out | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
3000 | Yeah—I really droppered the ball on that one. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
3001 | Yeah, I did a centerfold when I was young, so what? We all did! | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
3002 | Yes,officer,that's my murdered son. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
3003 | It's my first attempt at cartooning. Don't you think it's funny? | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
3004 | eradicate | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
3005 | I see someone squeezing my head. | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
3006 | Well Doc,I spilled my guts. What do you see? | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
3007 | It was just a dream. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
3008 | Why are you showing me my genealogy chart? | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
3009 | Are you making fun of my colour blindness? | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
3010 | It always comes back to my parents | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
3011 | Don’t worry, it’s just a cold - COVID is over. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
3012 | Everyone overanalyzes my work but all I did was sneeze. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
3013 | That’s a selfie I took last week. | 1.1905 | 0.06343 | 63 | 54 | 6 | 3 |
3014 | Elmer’s? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
3015 | Mother's Love | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3016 | Daddy? | 1.1905 | 0.06343 | 63 | 54 | 6 | 3 |
3017 | I see… what’s inside of me | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3018 | I'm sorry. I couldn't find a tissue fast enough. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3019 | I see another depressive human | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3020 | It's like looking at my life on paper." | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3021 | That's why I need a lawyer. I invented that test and have never received a penny in royalties. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3022 | What do you mean it “disturbed” them? That’s my best one yet! | 1.1905 | 0.06343 | 63 | 54 | 6 | 3 |
3023 | I burped! | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3024 | Same as the last one. I see my mother. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3025 | I told you, I don't recognize him. | 1.1905 | 0.06343 | 63 | 54 | 6 | 3 |
3026 | Yeah, another sonogram. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
3027 | I don’t know what to tell you. I was feeling sick. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3028 | I never realized he was so unhappy - so depressed - enough to commit suicide - a wasted life. It all makes me so sad. | 1.1905 | 0.06734 | 63 | 55 | 4 | 4 |
3029 | I swear, I've never seen it before...do I need to call a lawyer? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
3030 | I don't know what happened, my cork fell out and now everyone says I stink. | 1.1905 | 0.04987 | 63 | 51 | 12 | 0 |
3031 | This is the one I can't get out of my mind. It means Trump may run again. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3032 | This is the incriminating evidence! | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3033 | that one looks like my sister. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3034 | My mother...It's always my mother. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3035 | Lately, doc, it seems like it's always all about me. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3036 | Yup. That’s my work on King George III signature attempt. | 1.1905 | 0.06343 | 63 | 54 | 6 | 3 |
3037 | Apologies. I was trying to use cursive. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3038 | Rorschach, my ass! | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3039 | What do I see? A man who can't read the room. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3040 | There was definitely less judgment when your dog salivated. | 1.1905 | 0.06343 | 63 | 54 | 6 | 3 |
3041 | ‘That was a private selfie and she should not have shared that with you’ | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3042 | I drip, therefore I am. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3043 | Do I really need to spill my guts anymore? | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
3044 | ‘Oh yes, that’s my great, great, great grandfather, Splat.’ | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3045 | Whew. I really spilled my guts today. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3046 | The splatter is the window to the soul | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3047 | Yes, yes, that looks like the culprit, but maybe a little more definition on the upper right. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
3048 | Death, again. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
3049 | I see the blood of my enemies. | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
3050 | This test is a bit too personal. | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
3051 | Looks like my girlfriends | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3052 | My old man's last cough--he was a bit phlegmy in his later years | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3053 | That's the last! You've drained me dry! | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3054 | First you steal from me, now you mock me. | 1.1897 | 0.06716 | 58 | 50 | 5 | 3 |
3055 | I see children, having children! | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3056 | Inca artwork. | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
3057 | My little baby...Isn't she adorable? | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
3058 | What do my test results say, Doc. | 1.1897 | 0.06716 | 58 | 50 | 5 | 3 |
3059 | How did you get all these pictures of my family? | 1.1897 | 0.06716 | 58 | 50 | 5 | 3 |
3060 | That's not my kid. | 1.1897 | 0.06716 | 58 | 50 | 5 | 3 |
3061 | It's me all over, that says it all. | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3062 | I see a part of me that’s lost its fluidity. | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
3063 | She said it was OK, it could happen to anyone. | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
3064 | Oh, so you're making fun of me now? | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3065 | Bless you" "Thank you | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3066 | Uhhh, my mommy? | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3067 | Really, I don’t have “mommy” issues, but that is CLEARLY my mother! | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3068 | Mom's side of the family. | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
3069 | I see my mother expressing everything she'd bottled up for years. | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
3070 | I used to be a poly-blot | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3071 | I feel depleted | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
3072 | I'm sorry but we can't approve your loan. None of your signatures match up. | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3073 | So sorry.. I was just a baby. | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3074 | That’s the first time I’ve seen her since we split up. | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3075 | Are we talking about my father again? | 1.1897 | 0.06250 | 58 | 49 | 7 | 2 |
3076 | It reminds me of wetting the bed. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
3077 | A graveyard of relationships. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
3078 | When you’re a decongestant, everything looks like a sneeze. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
3079 | Sorry, I have allergies. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
3080 | I don't know what you see but that's a dead ringer for my uncle Bernie. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
3081 | Where did it all start? I was at a sleepover at Sigmund’s house and had an accident. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
3082 | Every one you show me reminds me of my mother. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
3083 | Doc… i literally just came. | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
3084 | Where did you get that?! They told me the negative had been destroyed! | 1.1887 | 0.07646 | 53 | 47 | 2 | 4 |
3085 | That’s Billie, my firstborn. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
3086 | That was my mother's final blot, Dr. Roar-Shock. | 1.1887 | 0.07156 | 53 | 46 | 4 | 3 |
3087 | I guess I'm afraid of what I am on the inside. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
3088 | Mom said I was a mistake | 1.1887 | 0.06630 | 53 | 45 | 6 | 2 |
3089 | Self portrait of me during by blue period. | 1.1887 | 0.05426 | 53 | 43 | 10 | 0 |
3090 | Do you show blood spatters to your human patients? What sort of sadistic madman are you? “What does this look like,” indeed — it looks like exhibit A in your murder trial, that’s what! I’m calling the cops. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
3091 | We don't talk about Bruno., no, no, no! | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
3092 | OK, so I need some Depends. Don’t rub it in. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
3093 | I find this offensive. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
3094 | Is it cliche if I say I see my mother? | 1.1887 | 0.06630 | 53 | 45 | 6 | 2 |
3095 | We got a blot to talk about. | 1.1887 | 0.06058 | 53 | 44 | 8 | 1 |
3096 | I see something I wish I could erase. | 1.1887 | 0.05426 | 53 | 43 | 10 | 0 |
3097 | It still look like blotto to me. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
3098 | Not entirely sure, but I think that’s my brother Arnold.” | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
3099 | I'm depressed, Dr. Rorschach. A Ph.D. in Art History and I'm constantly being type-casted. | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
3100 | Rorschach forced to swallow his own medicine. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
3101 | It’s your job Mr Rorschach | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
3102 | I see the psychological hangups of others, refracted through the blood of my brethren. And this isn’t even my best work. | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
3103 | That was a long time ago, man. Six therapists and one cap later I feel like myself again. | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
3104 | My father having sex with my mother | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
3105 | I’m tired of playing the game of “blame the messenger”! | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
3106 | I've got an inkling I should look within | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
3107 | It’s the last time I saw my mother. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
3108 | oh no! Mommy! | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
3109 | That's when Uncle Sheaffer fell off the desk. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
3110 | Sorry Doc, this premature ejaculation is really embarrassing | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
3111 | I see a dog whistle. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
3112 | Yes, but that's only a part of me! | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
3113 | I’d prefer if you didn’t go through my diary. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
3114 | No Mas, doctor-No Mas! | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
3115 | That’s from your art class? Sweetie you need to get a new teacher. That’s sad! | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
3116 | Tree pollen just makes me sneeze! | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
3117 | Is this some sort of reverse psychology? | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
3118 | I see my relatives. Drop by drop. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
3119 | I guess it kind of reminds me of my mom. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
3120 | The splatter tells its own tale. | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
3121 | My mother was a simple splotch. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
3122 | Sometimes I see a Milky Way. Sometimes I see a glue splatter. I don’t know who I am anymore! | 1.1875 | 0.06425 | 48 | 40 | 7 | 1 |
3123 | Uncle Inky after the cartoon police interrogated him. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
3124 | I see pen nibs. I always see nibs. | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
3125 | I can never escape my past mistakes. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
3126 | I'm gonna guess,... a Jackson Pollock? | 1.1875 | 0.05652 | 80 | 69 | 7 | 4 |
3127 | I'm looking at my self on the sidewalk from 100 stories up. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
3128 | I’m not ready to talk about my wild youth. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
3129 | I told you. I see my cousin Leo from Tucson. In fact, it very well may be my cousin Leo from Tucson! | 1.1875 | 0.06425 | 48 | 40 | 7 | 1 |
3130 | I’ve really made a mess of things | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
3131 | All I can see is my mother. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
3132 | They made me an offer I couldn't refuse. | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
3133 | I was in a dark place, okay? | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
3134 | That’s not my child Dr., run the test again. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
3135 | That is India, my late wife. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
3136 | For my first wish I was telling the Genie I wanted to be incredible, but he got struck by lightning before I could finish the word, which is…incredible. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
3137 | Maybe I’m over-inking things | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
3138 | What brings you in today? Spill it. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
3139 | MY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF MY PROBLEMS. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
3140 | Alright, OK. Mistakes were made, sheesh. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
3141 | Yeah, I know, Shaq’s paintings need some work. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
3142 | I told you, I'm not going to blame my parents. | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
3143 | I'm not sure what you expected | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
3144 | Either the depths of my soul, or something I barfed up last week. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
3145 | I had to pee. You got a problem with that? | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
3146 | Is that all I am to you? | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
3147 | You really want me to spill my guts here. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
3148 | I might have taken “bleed on the page” too literally | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
3149 | A bit culturally insensitive Doc. | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
3150 | …More baby puke. | 1.1864 | 0.06609 | 59 | 51 | 5 | 3 |
3151 | That's my brother just causing trouble again. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
3152 | That looks like a son of mine. | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
3153 | Doc, a sneeze is only a sneeze! | 1.1864 | 0.06609 | 59 | 51 | 5 | 3 |
3154 | Reminds me of wetting myself upon meeting the new King. | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
3155 | The abstracts start at $200. | 1.1864 | 0.06609 | 59 | 51 | 5 | 3 |
3156 | I know he’s dead!, Why do you keep showing pictures of the accident? | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
3157 | Whatever it is, I didn't do it. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
3158 | This is not appropriate workplace behavior. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
3159 | It’s hard to see my mother like that! | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
3160 | So you can see why I bottle things up. My mother was all over the place. | 1.1864 | 0.06609 | 59 | 51 | 5 | 3 |
3161 | Quink thoughts, Mr. Freud. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
3162 | Why do you persist in showing me pictures of my parents | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
3163 | Daddy! Er, Mommy? No, it's definitely Daddy. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
3164 | Doc, they ALL look like barf to me. | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
3165 | You are a naughty boy, doctor | 1.1864 | 0.05657 | 59 | 49 | 9 | 1 |
3166 | I see a blot mimicking me." "Now I am fairly certain you have a narcissistic disorder. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
3167 | That reminds me, where is your restroom? | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
3168 | I don't have an inkling what that is. | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
3169 | Yes, that was Uncle Harry. He jumped out of a 10th floor window. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
3170 | Can you leak who did this? | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
3171 | Ink think shrink | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
3172 | I suppose your napkin needs a good laundry | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
3173 | Did you just fish my Kleenex out of the garbage? | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
3174 | Sorry I threw up all over this. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
3175 | It's about my premature ejaculation doc. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
3176 | High Tide Coke | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
3177 | It’s all fun and games for you but that was my child | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
3178 | So I borrowed your handkerchief. So what?. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
3179 | I see my mother issues. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
3180 | Sometimes I spill, that's all it is. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
3181 | My lifeblood… | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
3182 | This one stirs up a lot for me. | 1.1852 | 0.05586 | 81 | 70 | 7 | 4 |
3183 | I see a little silhouetto of a man. | 1.1852 | 0.07031 | 54 | 47 | 4 | 3 |
3184 | Alas,poor Rorschach! | 1.1852 | 0.07031 | 54 | 47 | 4 | 3 |
3185 | I keep focusing on the ink and can't get the whole picture. | 1.1852 | 0.05336 | 54 | 44 | 10 | 0 |
3186 | Rorschach gets all the credit when I did all the work. | 1.1852 | 0.06515 | 54 | 46 | 6 | 2 |
3187 | What does it look like? It looks like me...They all look like me... | 1.1852 | 0.06515 | 54 | 46 | 6 | 2 |
3188 | I know what you’re thinking and it wasn’t me. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
3189 | And then it all came spilling out. | 1.1852 | 0.06515 | 54 | 46 | 6 | 2 |
3190 | I must be a narcissist - all I see is myself. | 1.1852 | 0.07031 | 54 | 47 | 4 | 3 |
3191 | I want to say Uncle Harry, but he blotted a lot better than that. | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
3192 | Someone threw my coffee on the sidewalk. That's what I see. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
3193 | I'd rather not think about it... | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
3194 | I really wish you’d stop utilizing my used tissues as a tool for psychiatric assessment… these are people’s lives we’re talking about here. | 1.1852 | 0.07031 | 54 | 47 | 4 | 3 |
3195 | My mother, Indelible! | 1.1846 | 0.06160 | 65 | 56 | 6 | 3 |
3196 | Pussy. Pussy again. Doc, I'm tellin' ya, I can't think of nothin' else! | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
3197 | Wow, Murray has really let himself go! | 1.1846 | 0.06538 | 65 | 57 | 4 | 4 |
3198 | When you’re a nipple, everything looks like a mouth. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
3199 | I know Dr Freud, but it’s the best self portrait I could do | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
3200 | Explain THIS!? | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
3201 | I see you failed art school. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
3202 | Is that my PSA test? | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
3203 | Wait, do you have her number? | 1.1846 | 0.06160 | 65 | 56 | 6 | 3 |
3204 | Doctor, are you trying to tell me I blot out my past? | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
3205 | That one’s my mother. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
3206 | I never had sex with that paper. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
3207 | That was an embarrassing accident, but you can have it if you want, Mr. Rorschach. | 1.1846 | 0.06160 | 65 | 56 | 6 | 3 |
3208 | The first word? I'll tell you the first word that comes to mind: doppelgänger. It's an eternal blot on my reputation. | 1.1846 | 0.06538 | 65 | 57 | 4 | 4 |
3209 | I don’t know. I feel like I just never made it. | 1.1846 | 0.06160 | 65 | 56 | 6 | 3 |
3210 | Aren't resumes supposed to show and not tell? | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
3211 | I see a messy sketch pad, and a QUACK! Who overcharged me! | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
3212 | Seriously … are you for real? | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
3213 | You’re an animal. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
3214 | A beautiful 90s printer... Best years of my life. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
3215 | It is useless! Pumpkin spice is back whether I like it or not. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
3216 | You shouldn’t judge me just by a splash of my brain’s thoughts | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
3217 | Are you to imply this is “Two Ply”? | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
3218 | You were all out of toilet roll, so I had to improvise | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
3219 | Oops I squirted | 1.1846 | 0.06160 | 65 | 56 | 6 | 3 |
3220 | Cousin Fiona | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
3221 | Uncle Ritchie. I forgot how much I miss him. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
3222 | Why did you use black ink? | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
3223 | That is NOT my signature on the loan application. | 1.1842 | 0.05837 | 76 | 66 | 6 | 4 |
3224 | Are you kidding? That's the only thing I get out of the divorce? | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
3225 | Looks like a crime scene to me. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
3226 | Yes sir, that's my resume. | 1.1837 | 0.06946 | 49 | 42 | 5 | 2 |
3227 | Oh no. Spilt milk! | 1.1837 | 0.06946 | 49 | 42 | 5 | 2 |
3228 | Well Doctor...I don't know why you are surprised by my answer...after all, you're the one showing me the dirty pictures! | 1.1837 | 0.06304 | 49 | 41 | 7 | 1 |
3229 | Yes, I recognize him. Hello, Son! | 1.1837 | 0.05589 | 49 | 40 | 9 | 0 |
3230 | Ink to shrink, you said don't stay bottled up. | 1.1837 | 0.06304 | 49 | 41 | 7 | 1 |
3231 | Yep, that's the real me. | 1.1837 | 0.06304 | 49 | 41 | 7 | 1 |
3232 | Mortality... | 1.1833 | 0.06506 | 60 | 52 | 5 | 3 |
3233 | Oh dear, looks like Grandpa." | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
3234 | Well if you want my expert opinion, it's either the end of civilization as we know it, or it's just a butterfly." | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
3235 | What do I see? I see my past. I see my present. I see my future. I also see why I’m running about a pint short | 1.1833 | 0.06506 | 60 | 52 | 5 | 3 |
3236 | I see a strong influence by Jackson Pollock. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
3237 | I think you might be projecting. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
3238 | I want you to find my mother's killer. | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
3239 | That would be my cousin Rodney but you’re holding it upside down | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
3240 | You can't pen that on me, Doc! | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
3241 | I see myself ... naked. | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
3242 | Bullshit | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
3243 | What were you thinking? | 1.1833 | 0.06506 | 60 | 52 | 5 | 3 |
3244 | Sorry I spilled on your paper, Dr. Rorschach. Can you still use it? | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
3245 | You see, they want me to believe that computers did away with all of us, but I'm saying your kind is to blame, doc. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
3246 | Well, it has three meanings. Four, if you count 'nothing.' | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
3247 | You always have to bring my mother into this, don't you? | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
3248 | ‘That was a dark moment in my past. ‘ Mira Dragisic Elmhurst, IL | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
3249 | i’m a changed man i promise | 1.1833 | 0.06506 | 60 | 52 | 5 | 3 |
3250 | Listen Doc, this exposure therapy is doing nothing for my fear of death. | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
3251 | Doc, my head must not be screwed on right. | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
3252 | For the hundredth time, I sneezed! | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
3253 | I painted that one as a child. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
3254 | But, that was long ago! A lot has changed since then. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
3255 | Sorry, it's just that goatees are a real turn-on for me. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
3256 | My first day of school... [sniff...] a bully put the squeeze on me... | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
3257 | That's me in a fountain pen | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
3258 | Yuk, that's one of my used tissues. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
3259 | I see my grandfather morphing into a butterfly | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
3260 | Uh, Terry, I thought I told you- no more sifting through my trash. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
3261 | So,you don't understand me, either? | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
3262 | When I spilled my guts I didn’t expect you to throw it back in my face. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
3263 | Doctor I'm losing my mojo! | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
3264 | Easy for you to say not to take it personally.” | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
3265 | This is what I get when I try to open up. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
3266 | Atchoo! Oh, sorry. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
3267 | I feel like you’re judging me. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
3268 | Sure I recognize him. It's my brother crying for help! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
3269 | I see a recurring nightmare. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
3270 | A sneeze ? | 1.1818 | 0.06910 | 55 | 48 | 4 | 3 |
3271 | How would you feel? Once I was used to create masterpieces". Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point,O | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
3272 | What a nightmarish example of inkblot, Chief Inspector. I recognize the pattern. We have to find that fountain pen before it strikes again. And I have an inkling that a sheet of fine paper could help us solve the case. Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
3273 | Self-Portrait, ink on paper. | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
3274 | Yes sir, that is my brother, did he die peacefully? | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
3275 | JOHNNY!!! | 1.1818 | 0.06072 | 66 | 57 | 6 | 3 |
3276 | I don't think so. | 1.1818 | 0.05766 | 77 | 67 | 6 | 4 |
3277 | Well, if that doesn't look exactly like my firstborn! | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
3278 | That's not my writing! | 1.1818 | 0.06404 | 55 | 47 | 6 | 2 |
3279 | I’m keeping my copay this week. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
3280 | Why are you showing me my wife's pap smear? | 1.1818 | 0.06910 | 55 | 48 | 4 | 3 |
3281 | I don't know what it means, either. It's the best I can do. | 1.1818 | 0.06072 | 66 | 57 | 6 | 3 |
3282 | Sorry, it's the ragweed. | 1.1818 | 0.06910 | 55 | 48 | 4 | 3 |
3283 | How low in potassium? | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
3284 | Sometimes, I just can't keep it all bottled up any longer. | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
3285 | Sorry but someone surprised me. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
3286 | OK, so I’d hooked up with this Montblanc in Paris (Gawd, I was so full of myself back then) …." | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
3287 | I've been wondering what happened to Cousin Inky? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
3288 | Before I answer, how many readers will know what an ink bottle looks like? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 55 | 45 | 10 | 0 |
3289 | I'm telling you Doc,that's just not me! | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
3290 | I see my dead father. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
3291 | PTSD, my parents always loved my brother more than me. | 1.1818 | 0.06404 | 55 | 47 | 6 | 2 |
3292 | A trigger warning would have been appreciated. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
3293 | He ran out of brushes, so I gave him a little squirt of color. | 1.1818 | 0.06910 | 55 | 48 | 4 | 3 |
3294 | Looks like the story of my life. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
3295 | black raspberry | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
3296 | This one also makes me feel empty. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
3297 | I always knew he'd amount to nothing but a blot on the family. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
3298 | That was my best squeeze! | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
3299 | Nobody uses fountain pens and I am out of work | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
3300 | I couldn't find the bathroom. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
3301 | I was trying to think about baseball. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
3302 | I'm not Jackson Pollock and I have an alibi. | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
3303 | I thought I just farted! | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
3304 | I told you last time. I do not know! I just don't have it in me! | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
3305 | I fear you'll find my answer Narcissistic. - | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
3306 | Are you SURE you want to do this? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
3307 | Sorry for the sneeze! | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
3308 | I really spilled my guts out this time…didn’t I, Doc? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
3309 | It’s like you’ve never seen someone sneeze before. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
3310 | OK, so I was a little premature, I get easily excited. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
3311 | Nocturnal emission. | 1.1806 | 0.06356 | 72 | 64 | 3 | 5 |
3312 | Don't remind me. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
3313 | I know, I'm a narcissist | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
3314 | Chocolate Milk | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
3315 | I just wish I could live a more colorful life. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
3316 | Maybe I need Depends | 1.1806 | 0.06041 | 72 | 63 | 5 | 4 |
3317 | My parents! | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
3318 | It’s a long story, and I think my mother is in there somewhere… | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
3319 | Self-loathing | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
3320 | That's exactly how I feel inside doc | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3321 | It's the same as all the others Doc, I see my own blood splattered. | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3322 | Hey, that's my youngest - always looking for attention. | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3323 | Mom, when Dad forgets their anniversary. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
3324 | That's an inkblot. Are you kidding? | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3325 | Let's just say . . . there are things I'd rather forget. | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3326 | Look how beautiful my mom was! | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3327 | It doesn’t matter it’s disappearing ink | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3328 | It's a tribute. | 1.1803 | 0.06405 | 61 | 53 | 5 | 3 |
3329 | Lately I feel that I just can’t cut the mustard. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
3330 | That's my cousin Eddy. He's a prick. | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3331 | OK, are you gonna help me, or just screw around? | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3332 | I kept at it until it became popular. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
3333 | Hello Jerry" | 1.1803 | 0.06405 | 61 | 53 | 5 | 3 |
3334 | …so my stomach is upset. Alright?! | 1.1803 | 0.06405 | 61 | 53 | 5 | 3 |
3335 | It may be just a inkblot to you but it lifeblood to me! | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3336 | As you can see, I have been pulled in too many ways recently. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
3337 | Do I have to? | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3338 | I know, I know - the answer's inside me. | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3339 | Is this a Rorschach test or an accusation? | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
3340 | - An artist never explains his work | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3341 | I need fulfillment in other spots. | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
3342 | It’s Impressionism, Carl. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
3343 | I had to go, what can I tell you. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
3344 | I plead the Fifth. | 1.1800 | 0.06815 | 50 | 43 | 5 | 2 |
3345 | It's all sex with you, huh? | 1.1800 | 0.06815 | 50 | 43 | 5 | 2 |
3346 | Yeah, content with no form. Exactly like I feel inside. | 1.1800 | 0.06815 | 50 | 43 | 5 | 2 |
3347 | So you’re saying that what I’ve been searching for has been inside of me all along? | 1.1800 | 0.06188 | 50 | 42 | 7 | 1 |
3348 | You fell for that crap? | 1.1800 | 0.06188 | 50 | 42 | 7 | 1 |
3349 | Oh, doctor, this one makes me want to spill my guts. Skidamarink a dink a dink, skidamarink a doo, I love you! | 1.1800 | 0.06188 | 50 | 42 | 7 | 1 |
3350 | Okay! I was excited. | 1.1800 | 0.06815 | 50 | 43 | 5 | 2 |
3351 | My final work - I call it Obsolete. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
3352 | I said I was sorry | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
3353 | I see my past, present, and future. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
3354 | It’s spilt milk. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
3355 | It's about my strained relationship with my father. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
3356 | My apologies. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
3357 | I can't say which part, it's my mother for crying out loud. | 1.1791 | 0.05987 | 67 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
3358 | Look like an autopsy. | 1.1791 | 0.05987 | 67 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
3359 | I would say an explosion of a bottle of my competitor. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
3360 | It came out like word vomit. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
3361 | That’s Sheaffer Ultrablack Quickdry Premium. Is that helpful? | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
3362 | I didn’t do it! I told you, King Charles did it!! | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
3363 | I think 'God bless you.' would be nice to say. | 1.1791 | 0.05987 | 67 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
3364 | I don't want to talk about the past. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
3365 | I guess you could call it a happy ending. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
3366 | I see an unfortunate mishap. I see a slip of the pen. And I see me, spilling my guts.” | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
3367 | I feel my talents are not being used to their true potential | 1.1791 | 0.06354 | 67 | 59 | 4 | 4 |
3368 | No matter how much I dry, it's never good enough. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
3369 | Why is everything always about my mother! | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
3370 | No, that's not sublimation. I'm blotting it out. | 1.1786 | 0.06793 | 56 | 49 | 4 | 3 |
3371 | Looks like my spit splat… | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
3372 | I'm sorry, Dr. Rorschach. I did that in a moment of angst. | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
3373 | Oh! I thought for a moment that it was one of my offspring. | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
3374 | Are you trying to humiliate me? | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
3375 | Looks like before I was in a well | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
3376 | I dunno, looks like a fat spider to me. | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
3377 | Dr Rorschach wears me out spilling ink | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
3378 | I take better photos ! | 1.1786 | 0.05164 | 56 | 46 | 10 | 0 |
3379 | I miss Julie... | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
3380 | Looks familiar. Have I been there? | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
3381 | I'm just trying to express what's inside me. | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
3382 | That’s my encounter with a centrefold. | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
3383 | Okay, you got me. I have mommy issues. | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
3384 | It's an early trauma that I tried to blot from my memory. | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
3385 | I HAD AN INKLING YOU'D TRY TO GET ME TO SPILL SOMETHING LIKE THIS. | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
3386 | Look, I told you before, I am the producer, not the interpreter! | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
3387 | That isn’t mine. | 1.1786 | 0.05759 | 56 | 47 | 8 | 1 |
3388 | That reminds of an embarrasing mess I once made when I was sick. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
3389 | My father of course. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
3390 | My mother told me not to cry over spilled ink. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
3391 | They knew I’d tell HR. What kind of Company Ink would I be otherwise?! | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
3392 | I have an inkling that it's you! | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
3393 | Ahh yes, I see the remnants of my dead brother. | 1.1778 | 0.06582 | 45 | 38 | 6 | 1 |
3394 | This is what makes me think you are projecting. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
3395 | I don't appreciate you showing me pornography | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3396 | I see 'me' splashed on newspapers all over the world | 1.1774 | 0.06308 | 62 | 54 | 5 | 3 |
3397 | No use crying over spilled ink! | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3398 | That’s all that’s left of my brother Blotto. Killed in the Cyber War of 2015. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
3399 | Blood. Lots of blood. And maybe some glue... | 1.1774 | 0.06308 | 62 | 54 | 5 | 3 |
3400 | No, I don’t recognize any of these people. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3401 | premature ejaculation, of course | 1.1774 | 0.06308 | 62 | 54 | 5 | 3 |
3402 | Same as the others…mom going back to the office | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3403 | Mother again! Where did you get these pictures? | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
3404 | It looks like my first wife. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3405 | The kid that sits behind me in English class thinks it's funny to squeeze my head. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3406 | I thought this would be a closed casket. | 1.1774 | 0.06714 | 62 | 55 | 3 | 4 |
3407 | Doc, I'm telling you: sometimes a splat is just a splat. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
3408 | Why are you showing me a picture of my parents fighting? | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
3409 | That's my cousin Vinny! He always wanted to make a splash. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3410 | It reminds me that I need to go. Where's the bathroom? | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3411 | I’m such an imposter. | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
3412 | Okay, I threw up, so what? | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3413 | He was the victim of a frustrated artist, thrown across the room in a fit of rage. | 1.1774 | 0.06308 | 62 | 54 | 5 | 3 |
3414 | I always wondered what happened to Junior. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
3415 | It's a breast-fed baby. | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
3416 | Why are you bringing up my mother again? | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
3417 | Doc,you know I'm not ready to talk about her yet. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
3418 | That’s when they told me, don’t worry it’s just an Enema… | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
3419 | Obviously it’s a crab. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
3420 | I see my inner child | 1.1774 | 0.06308 | 62 | 54 | 5 | 3 |
3421 | You didn’t tell me this was going to be so invasive. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
3422 | A trigger warning would've been nice. | 1.1765 | 0.05391 | 51 | 42 | 9 | 0 |
3423 | Teeth, Teeth, they all look like Teeth! What's wrong with me? | 1.1765 | 0.06690 | 51 | 44 | 5 | 2 |
3424 | Frankly, it looks like me about thirty minutes after a feeding." | 1.1765 | 0.06075 | 51 | 43 | 7 | 1 |
3425 | My mother...my mother....my mother...don't you have any other pictures doc? | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
3426 | Vulva. | 1.1765 | 0.07252 | 51 | 45 | 3 | 3 |
3427 | I see a slow death in large sheets of blotting paper. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
3428 | What it looks like isn't my main concern. Can you scratch my forehead? | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
3429 | I was just having a bad day. It happens to everyone. | 1.1765 | 0.07252 | 51 | 45 | 3 | 3 |
3430 | Actually, I'm hoping that will get me on "Finding Your Roots" . | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
3431 | The truth: Jackson Pollock, you are not. | 1.1765 | 0.06690 | 51 | 44 | 5 | 2 |
3432 | Mon Blanc! | 1.1765 | 0.06690 | 51 | 44 | 5 | 2 |
3433 | That really shows what's on the inside | 1.1765 | 0.06075 | 51 | 43 | 7 | 1 |
3434 | Yeah!? So I sneezed! | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
3435 | I' ain't talking until I get my lawyer. | 1.1765 | 0.07252 | 51 | 45 | 3 | 3 |
3436 | Bullseye? | 1.1765 | 0.06265 | 68 | 60 | 4 | 4 |
3437 | I was framed. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
3438 | Yes, that's my tissue from Wednesday, why? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
3439 | I know it's not my best work, Doc. I've just been feeling so drained lately. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
3440 | Drunk splat | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
3441 | You could say, gesundheit. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
3442 | What you see is what you get. | 1.1765 | 0.06075 | 51 | 43 | 7 | 1 |
3443 | Basically, it’s a character piece | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
3444 | Showing me my dead identical twin doesn’t help with my recovery. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
3445 | I see a potential lawsuit. | 1.1757 | 0.05886 | 74 | 65 | 5 | 4 |
3446 | That was my first blood donation | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
3447 | I see an unhappy king. | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
3448 | Exploded pen in front of class again. | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
3449 | You’re right doc. They all remind me of my mother. | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
3450 | King Charles | 1.1757 | 0.05886 | 74 | 65 | 5 | 4 |
3451 | It must have been a Freudian slip! | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
3452 | ...and that's a picture of my wife during happier times. | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
3453 | I don't know. I understand about half of it." | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
3454 | It’s all black to me | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
3455 | I had a difficult adolescence. | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
3456 | It's been a blot on my character for years. | 1.1754 | 0.06681 | 57 | 50 | 4 | 3 |
3457 | Even when I spill my guts out no one seems to care about what I meant. | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
3458 | This isn't what I expected when they said 'be ready to spill your guts at therapy' | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3459 | Guilt. I feel real remorse. | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
3460 | No I don't hate my mother. Why would you ask that? | 1.1754 | 0.06681 | 57 | 50 | 4 | 3 |
3461 | they all just look like my mother. | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
3462 | I see my father after his terrible fall. | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3463 | Ah yes, not one of my best works. What do you see? | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
3464 | My first born. | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3465 | I’m sorry, I swear it was an accident! | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3466 | I can't bear this bloody thing ... every stinking time I feel so empty! | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3467 | That’s an old photo of me | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3468 | And I did that one just after I graduated from Cooper Union. | 1.1754 | 0.06681 | 57 | 50 | 4 | 3 |
3469 | That one definitely looks like my ex. | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3470 | I see a blot. How about you? | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3471 | That one, too, makes me feel drained. | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
3472 | ...A BIC pen! | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
3473 | Rohrschach test? Without me he'd never have made it! | 1.1754 | 0.06681 | 57 | 50 | 4 | 3 |
3474 | That's from my abstract expressionism period. | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
3475 | "Sorry, I'll never spill my secrets. | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
3476 | That wasn't my best day. | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3477 | OH, GOD! NOT COVID | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3478 | Clearly, you HAVE the first thing that pops into my head. | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3479 | It was an accident. Make whatever you want of it. | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3480 | Why, that’s my great-uncle Remus! | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
3481 | Is that me? | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
3482 | Uhh, puppies. | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
3483 | I get it, you want me to spill my guts. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
3484 | I've been leaking | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3485 | I see me. | 1.1746 | 0.06213 | 63 | 55 | 5 | 3 |
3486 | Your test results came back psychologically ambiguous. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3487 | My mother died when I was young... | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
3488 | That was after my first divorce. | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
3489 | Is your species emotionally insane? That's the tenth dead baby you've shown me! | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
3490 | I see myself in all of them. | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
3491 | Sorry Doc, these allergies are killing me. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
3492 | That's my first wife. She cheated on me with a fountain pen. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3493 | Well, I don’t wear socks. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3494 | Easy! that's my mom losing her temper. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3495 | Dear Mother | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
3496 | Why do sneezes require deeper meanings other than allergy season? | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3497 | Sometimes the sheet is just like that when I wake up, Doc. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3498 | I guess I better make that appointment with the urologist. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
3499 | That’s me, spilling my guts | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
3500 | Did they teach you that in school,Doctor? Or does cultural appropriation come naturally in your line of work? | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3501 | Hard to get back in the bottle, isn’t it? | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
3502 | You don't want to know what I see Doc. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
3503 | Let’s discuss our buying the latest upgrade of the auto-correct software. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
3504 | Nice! Can I have her e-mail address? | 1.1746 | 0.06213 | 63 | 55 | 5 | 3 |
3505 | New Years Eve 1999. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3506 | Reminds me a bit of my grandmother - she never bottled herself up. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
3507 | seeing it in my wife's own handwriting doesn't make the rejection any easier. | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
3508 | Johnny Sins | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
3509 | That's my pal Kenny's. I'd recognise his work anywhere. | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
3510 | Urinary tract infection | 1.1746 | 0.06213 | 63 | 55 | 5 | 3 |
3511 | Oh my God! I did not do it! | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
3512 | I swear…It was just an accident! | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
3513 | It doesn't matter, it's all ink. | 1.1739 | 0.07159 | 46 | 40 | 4 | 2 |
3514 | You call it an inkblot. I call it Mommie Dearest. | 1.1739 | 0.05824 | 69 | 60 | 6 | 3 |
3515 | My kid could make that. | 1.1739 | 0.07159 | 46 | 40 | 4 | 2 |
3516 | A troubled adulthood | 1.1739 | 0.06179 | 69 | 61 | 4 | 4 |
3517 | It looks like someone put a tomato in that book and sat on it." "I'm only a small bottle of catsup but I know tomatoes when I see them. | 1.1739 | 0.06179 | 69 | 61 | 4 | 4 |
3518 | I only see me? | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
3519 | Makes me think of my mothers passing. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
3520 | That's just it! When people see me, they see whatever they want to see. How do you think that makes me feel? | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
3521 | You'd feel the same way if you had my job! | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
3522 | I’m not ready to talk about my generational trauma just yet… | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
3523 | How did you get my family photo album? | 1.1733 | 0.05812 | 75 | 66 | 5 | 4 |
3524 | Mommy ?? | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
3525 | One last time, it’s acid reflux. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
3526 | I was young and enthusiastic when I did that one. | 1.1733 | 0.05493 | 75 | 65 | 7 | 3 |
3527 | Yes, Detective, that's my missing son. | 1.1733 | 0.05493 | 75 | 65 | 7 | 3 |
3528 | Oh that’s just correspondence from Dad | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
3529 | I don't think I've got it in me to do another one of these! | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
3530 | It just seems like...you know...cart before the horse. | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
3531 | Splooge | 1.1733 | 0.05812 | 75 | 66 | 5 | 4 |
3532 | What do you see? | 1.1731 | 0.05967 | 52 | 44 | 7 | 1 |
3533 | That's an easy one, Christmas at the In-Laws. | 1.1731 | 0.06569 | 52 | 45 | 5 | 2 |
3534 | My nipple leaked | 1.1731 | 0.05967 | 52 | 44 | 7 | 1 |
3535 | You see, nobody understands me. | 1.1731 | 0.05297 | 52 | 43 | 9 | 0 |
3536 | I see a man under pressure. | 1.1731 | 0.05967 | 52 | 44 | 7 | 1 |
3537 | Excuse me....Aren't you going to say gesundheit? | 1.1731 | 0.06569 | 52 | 45 | 5 | 2 |
3538 | I see this is all my life amounts to... | 1.1731 | 0.05297 | 52 | 43 | 9 | 0 |
3539 | Doctor: Keep in mind,not everything is the byproduct of your mother. | 1.1731 | 0.05297 | 52 | 43 | 9 | 0 |
3540 | I feel like the life is going to be sucked out of me! | 1.1731 | 0.05297 | 52 | 43 | 9 | 0 |
3541 | So I'm just supposed to spill my guts at these appointments? | 1.1731 | 0.07120 | 52 | 46 | 3 | 3 |
3542 | ‘My auto-biography.’ | 1.1731 | 0.06569 | 52 | 45 | 5 | 2 |
3543 | Well the proof is in the pudding. | 1.1731 | 0.05967 | 52 | 44 | 7 | 1 |
3544 | My early killer tomato period? | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
3545 | My kid keeps putting them on the refrigerator door. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
3546 | Depression is a trickly subject. | 1.1724 | 0.06571 | 58 | 51 | 4 | 3 |
3547 | What?! Are you kidding me?! | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3548 | I'm drawing a blank... | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3549 | Don't read too much into this, but this looks EXACTLY like my mother. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
3550 | Cousin Jeffrey? | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
3551 | Again... my mother. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3552 | What is it with you making me spit onto paper, man? | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
3553 | I can still feel Mother's kiss. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
3554 | Been there; did that. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
3555 | Did you have to go there? | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
3556 | Yes Maury I confess. I AM THE FATHER | 1.1724 | 0.06571 | 58 | 51 | 4 | 3 |
3557 | I think it’s for my audience to decide what it means. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
3558 | Blot. Blot. Always blot. Why can't it be 'Expression'? 'Art Noir'? Okay . . . it's a blot. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
3559 | Yeah, okay. It's my ink stain on it. But I didn't have pen sex with that paper. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3560 | Hey, wait a sec. That's mine! | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
3561 | Be still my heart! | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3562 | I don't know where you got that but I will sue for liable if you publish it. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
3563 | Just can't shake this darn cold. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3564 | I’m blue and I’m worried it’s permanent. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3565 | Does your cruelty know no limits? | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3566 | I swear I didn’t do it. Not my shade. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
3567 | You really are drawing me out | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
3568 | Yes, I blew my stack. I’m sorry. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3569 | Oh great. I’d blotted her out of my memory. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
3570 | Loss. Same as the others. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
3571 | This test is making me feel quite exposed. | 1.1724 | 0.06094 | 58 | 50 | 6 | 2 |
3572 | It's you without the glasses. | 1.1724 | 0.06571 | 58 | 51 | 4 | 3 |
3573 | I heard King Charles is getting rid of me...for a lousy ballpoint!" | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3574 | I didn't do that! | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3575 | I quit! | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3576 | Is this why I needed a blood test | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3577 | Grandma, is that you? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
3578 | I don't like my art either professor. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
3579 | Suicide! | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3580 | Sorry. I forgot to wear my diapers. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
3581 | So you're saying I AM the father? | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
3582 | It came bubbling up from inside me. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3583 | That's me when I was first sentenced. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
3584 | All I see is my mother's death. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3585 | Like I told you the last time, it’s my cousin Henry. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
3586 | Don’t judge me. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3587 | No one understands me. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3588 | It just happens when get older… | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
3589 | If you’d only let me explain… It’s not what you think it is! | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
3590 | You got nothin'...I never seen 'im before in my life. | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
3591 | I told you it's looking bleak. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
3592 | A horrible accident | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
3593 | Why is it always about mothers with you people? | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
3594 | You’re really making me take a long look in the mirror today, doc. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
3595 | it says more about the one who drew it than about me #staypositive #good vibesonly | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
3596 | Tonight, Parker Quink. This is your life! | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
3597 | #My New Yorker Caption "I resent and am embarrassed by your implication." | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
3598 | I don’t see anything — it’s just an ink blot. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
3599 | Sigh... once again, I see my soul draining slowly away. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
3600 | Again, that seems eerily similar to all the others. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
3601 | That's me, pouring my heart out. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
3602 | Not one of my best works. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
3603 | I know pornography when I see it. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
3604 | I couldn’t make it to the bathroom! | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
3605 | Yes, that’s my first-born, why do you ask? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
3606 | It’s the purest expression of myself. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
3607 | I was forced to sign that against my will. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
3608 | Yes, it's my mother again. It's always my mother. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
3609 | So tell me, who will you describe is in this picture Mr. Ink? | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
3610 | What I see..is… SOMEONE has plagiarized my best work! | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
3611 | Now how about this image, how does it make you feel? | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
3612 | That's the ink blot calling the ink pot black. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
3613 | I sharted. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
3614 | It’s a self portrait from my blue period. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
3615 | I know what that is, I see it every day. | 1.1702 | 0.06321 | 47 | 40 | 6 | 1 |
3616 | Sorry, when I get sad, I tend to explode | 1.1702 | 0.06321 | 47 | 40 | 6 | 1 |
3617 | I'm afraid I've started inking again. | 1.1702 | 0.06321 | 47 | 40 | 6 | 1 |
3618 | Then he said "Goodbye cruel world". And that's all I have left to remember him by. | 1.1702 | 0.06321 | 47 | 40 | 6 | 1 |
3619 | I just feel misunderstood. | 1.1702 | 0.06321 | 47 | 40 | 6 | 1 |
3620 | It was so long ago. | 1.1698 | 0.06452 | 53 | 46 | 5 | 2 |
3621 | Yet another oil-spilt crab expiring upon the white sands of Pensacola. From my aquatic series. | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3622 | You really got inside my head with that one | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3623 | I did that one in the late 90’s! | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3624 | My grandpa on his deathbed. | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
3625 | This one is my mother,too. | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3626 | I see one too many on a Saturday night. | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
3627 | Please stop scaring me! | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3628 | Johnnie Jones, 4th grade, 1959, trying to fill his fountain pen. Man, that kid was dumb. | 1.1698 | 0.06452 | 53 | 46 | 5 | 2 |
3629 | Blots are so over…tats are the future. | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
3630 | Prom night - 1976. | 1.1698 | 0.06452 | 53 | 46 | 5 | 2 |
3631 | It’s clear your bursting with emotion | 1.1698 | 0.06992 | 53 | 47 | 3 | 3 |
3632 | How long do I have, Doc? | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3633 | You're a sick man, you know that? | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3634 | I see a sadist holding an inkblot. | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3635 | Why must we always talk about my mother? | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3636 | I see my parents fighting | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
3637 | Patient shows signs of extreme narcissism. | 1.1698 | 0.06452 | 53 | 46 | 5 | 2 |
3638 | From the 23rd floor... and he had so much to live for. | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
3639 | We have to talk about these Freudian slips | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
3640 | Sorry, that was uninktentional | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
3641 | What do YOU think it is? | 1.1698 | 0.05862 | 53 | 45 | 7 | 1 |
3642 | No, you are the source of all this confusion. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3643 | Mom !!! I wondered where you went. | 1.1695 | 0.06466 | 59 | 52 | 4 | 3 |
3644 | I guess I shouldn't have order the vindaloo curry... | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3645 | You never sharted? | 1.1695 | 0.06466 | 59 | 52 | 4 | 3 |
3646 | Where did you find that picture of my Mom? | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3647 | I see a computer. Am I mad? | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
3648 | I see our economy, dead on arrival. I see my future, ruined, because your socialist policies have disrupted supply chains and priced me out of reach for most people. | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3649 | It took me hours, but I'm yet to get royalties. | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3650 | The world is my mirror. | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3651 | Doctor, I didn't come here to look at pornography. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3652 | Let me ink | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3653 | I see a two-faced clinician with a beard. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3654 | The interrogator shows his last piece of evidence,” your dna is a 100% match!” | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3655 | My tissue the last time I sneezed. | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3656 | Looking for investors, I think it'll be big | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3657 | It kinda looks like my third cousin. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3658 | Oh, my poor son! | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3659 | I know Doc! I shouldn’t cry over spilled milk chocolate! | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3660 | I see myself...I am ink blotting myself during 5th grade Art class. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3661 | That's a bootleg, not a real one of mine. You can tell 'cause they drew it with shoe polish. | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3662 | I can't be the only one who doesn't see a butterfly. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
3663 | Modern Expressionism. My best work. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
3664 | I don't recognize that evidence detective, I can't eventh -INK! | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
3665 | Same as last week Doc. I see a lot of myself in these tests. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
3666 | This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3667 | Now I just feel so empty inside. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
3668 | I thought we were here to talk about my marriage. Why are you showing me a picture of my mother? | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3669 | Death of my mother | 1.1695 | 0.05997 | 59 | 51 | 6 | 2 |
3670 | When I see that it reminds me that I am out of Depends. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
3671 | Doc, I can't answer. I've Spilled my Guts too many times ! | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3672 | Story of my life, doc. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3673 | Oh my gosh! That's my sister. | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
3674 | I'm not as well as I look. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
3675 | How would you like your past mistakes shown to everyone? | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
3676 | Oh, I remember mama…. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
3677 | It’s a stain from my past but I just try to forgive and forget. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
3678 | Again. I see my guts. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3679 | I see... all my mistakes so clearly | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3680 | Ruby...New Years' Eve..2015... | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
3681 | Doc, why am I still having wet dreams? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3682 | Why does everything always have to be about Me? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3683 | Yes, that was my husband. He was unfaithful so I had him blotted. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3684 | Bad news, they found your prints at the scene. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3685 | Well if you must know, it does look a little like my brother. | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
3686 | A mouth, with sharp teeth. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
3687 | What? Are you trying to "trigger" me with Cousin Morty's autopsy photos? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3688 | I know you'd like to be a psychologist when you grow up, but putting Rorschach ink blots in every library book is not acceptable. | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
3689 | Sorry Doc, won't happen again. I'll use the toilet next time. | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
3690 | It’s just me! Ya know? It’s who I am! | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
3691 | And that's my cousin Heinz. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3692 | Well, how would YOU feel if your innermost thoughts were splashed to all the world? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3693 | This comes from deep inside. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
3694 | I just sneezed, please don't fire me. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
3695 | It's the same as the last one doc - it just looks like a person to me | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
3696 | That was during my Indian Blue period, obviously. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
3697 | This looks like my poor sister, after she was thrown against the wall | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
3698 | I'm tired of being called a, " a little squirt". | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
3699 | Monsters from the id. | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
3700 | My kid could sneeze something better than that. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
3701 | That? That's a spitting image of me, is what that is. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
3702 | Lips | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
3703 | I don't like to sleep in the inkspot. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
3704 | . Sorry but I just couldn’t help it…she filled me with a vile veggie puree. | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
3705 | Your first ultrasound. I found it for your baby book.” | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
3706 | That's me looking at the first ballpoint pen. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
3707 | I admit I was a bit tipsy that day. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
3708 | Gesundheit. | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
3709 | You're the shrink -- you tell me what I meant. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
3710 | I got too excited | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3711 | I keep seeing a stylus poking my guts without anesthesia, doc. | 1.1667 | 0.06198 | 48 | 41 | 6 | 1 |
3712 | Aww…CBD? | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
3713 | My son, Rorschach! I filed a missing persons report. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3714 | Crime scene. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3715 | Well, you did ask me to spill my guts | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
3716 | Why do I keep having these thoughts? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
3717 | Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well! | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
3718 | I see my greatest mistake | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3719 | This has your name all over it. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
3720 | Okay, but do I have to feel such guilt about living vicariously through myself? | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3721 | It looks like something that sucks--hell, everybody I know sucks! | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3722 | I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it in any longer! | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3723 | Yeah, sorry about that. I ate some bad fish. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
3724 | THIS one looks like my baby picture also! | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3725 | Rorschach? Bullshit! | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3726 | I unwind on Fridays. | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
3727 | That was a blot on my career! | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
3728 | I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every image looks like a blood splatter. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3729 | Crazed ketchup. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3730 | Splat, splat, splat. Always my fault. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3731 | M m mommy . . . | 1.1667 | 0.06339 | 54 | 47 | 5 | 2 |
3732 | A terrible, wasted life. That's what I see. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3733 | That one is my pride and joy. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3734 | Eh … caught an edge doing a triple salchow. | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
3735 | It's me, after my wife finds out about... | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3736 | It looks like user error. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3737 | Work--they all look like work, Doc. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3738 | Formless, shapeless, but you, sir, are heartless. | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
3739 | A mirror? | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
3740 | That's your signature, doc? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
3741 | Blood. Again. | 1.1667 | 0.06339 | 54 | 47 | 5 | 2 |
3742 | Impending emptiness. | 1.1667 | 0.06198 | 48 | 41 | 6 | 1 |
3743 | I don't know, I'm not feeling that well. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3744 | Bad enchiladas | 1.1667 | 0.05600 | 78 | 69 | 5 | 4 |
3745 | You do one stupid thing in college and it follows you your whole life. | 1.1667 | 0.06339 | 54 | 47 | 5 | 2 |
3746 | An infant discovers that my hat is the source of an untenable career. | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3747 | I feel like my life’s work has always been misinterpreted. | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
3748 | All I can see is my future | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3749 | Picnic overreach. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
3750 | So am I supposed to see something or is that just a splatter? | 1.1667 | 0.06198 | 48 | 41 | 6 | 1 |
3751 | Octo-pussy | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
3752 | I believe that one was when they got the Pillow Guy’s phone. | 1.1667 | 0.06363 | 60 | 53 | 4 | 3 |
3753 | We’d prefer that you use toilet paper next time. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3754 | Excuse me! I started this entire thing... I call this plagiarism. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3755 | Tarantino. Again. | 1.1667 | 0.06339 | 54 | 47 | 5 | 2 |
3756 | tragic | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
3757 | Ya, so? I sneezed ? | 1.1667 | 0.06339 | 54 | 47 | 5 | 2 |
3758 | What do I see, Doctor? I see my life dripping away - slowly,surely dripping away! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
3759 | doc, i've been running on empty | 1.1667 | 0.06363 | 60 | 53 | 4 | 3 |
3760 | Why does everything have to be about my mother? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
3761 | Yes, it IS one of my earlier works, but I still feel it explains me. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3762 | Doc, I didn’t come here to look at your dirty pictures” | 1.1667 | 0.06745 | 42 | 36 | 5 | 1 |
3763 | Years of misrepresentation.” | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3764 | It's Covid 23 | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
3765 | I don't see the point of this. | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3766 | The Twilight Zone? | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3767 | Did you try asking the printer? | 1.1667 | 0.05436 | 48 | 40 | 8 | 0 |
3768 | This one makes me feel very sad - it reminds me of the end of a relative who fell in a total spill. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3769 | I came here for help, not to be laughed at. | 1.1667 | 0.06363 | 60 | 53 | 4 | 3 |
3770 | I don't see the resemblance. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
3771 | It reminds me of the last time I spilled my secrets. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
3772 | Me, blowing my top. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
3773 | Going from a Fountain Pen to a Blot has my self worth undermined | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3774 | What do I see? A small piece of myself." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, Minn | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
3775 | The investigation proved it was an accident. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3776 | Again, emptiness. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3777 | There’s so much I want to blot out of my mind. | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3778 | It looks like the photocopier after holiday parties | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
3779 | Boy o Boy, I really lost my head on that one, didn’t I? | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3780 | Really?? I thought I was invisible. | 1.1667 | 0.06339 | 54 | 47 | 5 | 2 |
3781 | Since you are having some daddy issues, please tell me what you see | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3782 | Poor Uncle Al | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3783 | I know pulling out is not a safe method... | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
3784 | Look, sometimes I blow my top, but I’m no squid, alright? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
3785 | I was reading this erotic novel and… you know… it just happened. | 1.1667 | 0.06363 | 60 | 53 | 4 | 3 |
3786 | I know, I’m sorry. I couldn’t find a tissue. | 1.1667 | 0.06363 | 60 | 53 | 4 | 3 |
3787 | It’s my mom, disappointed in me. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
3788 | It’s always black and white with you, Doc. | 1.1667 | 0.06339 | 54 | 47 | 5 | 2 |
3789 | That wasn’t me - I’ve never been to Belize! | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
3790 | I’ve never had someone see themselves in a rorschach test before. | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3791 | Wow this 23andMe test is really accurate, that’s definitely my great great great grandmother | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
3792 | Doc, I don’t know what to tell you. I don’t see my mum like that… | 1.1667 | 0.06876 | 48 | 42 | 4 | 2 |
3793 | For the love of god man! I left that tissue in the bin for a good reason | 1.1667 | 0.06363 | 60 | 53 | 4 | 3 |
3794 | What do I see, you ask?! Me! I’m all dried up! What’s left of me? | 1.1667 | 0.05903 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
3795 | Where you when the page was blank, doctor? | 1.1667 | 0.06339 | 54 | 47 | 5 | 2 |
3796 | I was a different person back then. | 1.1667 | 0.05119 | 54 | 45 | 9 | 0 |
3797 | I don't know, I don't know! They just squeezed the life out of me! | 1.1647 | 0.05252 | 85 | 75 | 6 | 4 |
3798 | I see id, ego, super-ego, and my Uncle Herman. | 1.1646 | 0.05231 | 79 | 69 | 7 | 3 |
3799 | So desirable. So unattainable. | 1.1646 | 0.05532 | 79 | 70 | 5 | 4 |
3800 | This is not going to end well, is it? | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
3801 | Where do you get these crazy ideas? | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
3802 | Yes, I can see a long nose and a goatee, however I didn’t mean it to be your portrait | 1.1644 | 0.05857 | 73 | 65 | 4 | 4 |
3803 | Can we leave my mother out of this? | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
3804 | I'm sorry for sneezing, but I really don't think it's a good idea to hold it back. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
3805 | That bitch! | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
3806 | Sigh, my first girlfriend. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
3807 | Daddy?" @silverlb5 | 1.1644 | 0.05522 | 73 | 64 | 6 | 3 |
3808 | Looks like my wife after she fell off the desk | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
3809 | An artist knows not of his work. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
3810 | I'm more than THAT. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
3811 | I was trying to be post-modern | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
3812 | the chicken was undercooked | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
3813 | Yes, that's my splat. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
3814 | I remember that. It was a blue Monday. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
3815 | Ah,man! You sure turned my insides out with that one! | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
3816 | I see emptiness. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
3817 | Obviously, it was both a difficult and exciting time in my career. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
3818 | I had to go somewhere! The restrooms just say men or women. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
3819 | Me, without the bottle. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
3820 | What happens when the Montblanc is bogus. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
3821 | That one also reminds me of my mother. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
3822 | I can crap better art than that... | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
3823 | I don’t know Doc…It kind of looks like my cousin Joey. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
3824 | I thought I had blotted all of my bottle this time! | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
3825 | I still miss her. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
3826 | I am not responsible for what you see. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
3827 | Are you suggesting I am lying, please call Hermann Rorschach | 1.1642 | 0.06236 | 67 | 60 | 3 | 4 |
3828 | I used to love that spot -then again, there's where she left me... | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
3829 | I see a dried up retiree. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
3830 | It's like looking into a mirror and seeing everything I've kept bottled up my entire life. | 1.1639 | 0.06264 | 61 | 54 | 4 | 3 |
3831 | Hm, I'd say a pompous shrink whose wife left him because he had to be right about everything. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
3832 | My cousin Eddie after the fall. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3833 | Of all my offspring I had highest hopes for him - but he turned into a family stain like all the others | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
3834 | I see my life getting turned upside down. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
3835 | That looks like me when I'm feeling a bit anemic. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3836 | That’s very inappropriate. Have you no sense of decency? | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3837 | Every one looks like me. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3838 | Call my brother Wite-Out. He’ll fix it. | 1.1639 | 0.06264 | 61 | 54 | 4 | 3 |
3839 | Will this really help solve my self esteem issues? | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3840 | A blot after my own ink. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3841 | And that was the last time I saw my mom. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3842 | I'm deeply offended by your use of cultural appropriation. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3843 | I see...that time I was dropped from an office desk! | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
3844 | A shrink splat? | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3845 | I see someone who lost their beloved fountain pen. | 1.1639 | 0.06264 | 61 | 54 | 4 | 3 |
3846 | And just why does this make you feel empty? | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
3847 | Maybe this helps with your other patients, but I’d rather not talk about it. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3848 | I poured my heart out, and that’s all I have to show for it. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
3849 | No, that's not her. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
3850 | And the artist still takes all the credit for the work! | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3851 | Looks like something my son did. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3852 | I see my untimely death. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
3853 | Beer after wine is NOT fine. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3854 | Were you going through my trash? | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
3855 | Auntie Helen | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
3856 | I can't help but feel you have an ulterior motive for collecting samples of my stool... | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3857 | Sorry, they all remind me of my mother. | 1.1636 | 0.06749 | 55 | 49 | 3 | 3 |
3858 | I keep telling you, they all look like my mother. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3859 | Just another sad day in the office. | 1.1636 | 0.06749 | 55 | 49 | 3 | 3 |
3860 | OMG, that's one of my kids! | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3861 | No! Why don't you explain it to me . . . | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3862 | Too soon | 1.1636 | 0.06749 | 55 | 49 | 3 | 3 |
3863 | Man, I told you, I ain’t ready to talk about Rorschach. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3864 | It reminds me of all the times I messed up. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3865 | I'm just sayin' I find it odd you have my family photos just laying around doc. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3866 | Oh, the humanity! | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3867 | It brings up a lot of teenage suppressed memories. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3868 | You're supposed to be helping me recover from my trauma, not make it worse! | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3869 | I'm done bleeding on the page for you | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
3870 | I know, but I just don't feel seen. | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
3871 | Doctor, I see my demise again. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3872 | That's a portrait of my mom...to me she always looked like a giant spider...what does that mean, doctor? | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
3873 | That's uncle Harry. He made a big splash in show business. | 1.1636 | 0.06749 | 55 | 49 | 3 | 3 |
3874 | Listen, I have trauma from past ink blot tests… | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3875 | We might make more progress if we stop analyzing my stool samples. | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
3876 | That's my thirtithird sister's great grand son?.. | 1.1636 | 0.06749 | 55 | 49 | 3 | 3 |
3877 | He thought I was a genie and kept rubbing me | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3878 | I don't know who that is, but he better see a doctor right away. | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
3879 | Why do you have a bottle-less photo of my wife?! | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
3880 | Looks like my ex wife. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
3881 | Does your family have a history of childhood bed-wetting? | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
3882 | I see myself; haphazardly squandering my potential. | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
3883 | Yes that came out of me but it doesn't mean anything! | 1.1633 | 0.06080 | 49 | 42 | 6 | 1 |
3884 | You can call me an ink 'UNwell' cause all I see is blood spatter | 1.1633 | 0.05335 | 49 | 41 | 8 | 0 |
3885 | I told you! I was upset! | 1.1633 | 0.06080 | 49 | 42 | 6 | 1 |
3886 | That one I just sneezed on. | 1.1633 | 0.06080 | 49 | 42 | 6 | 1 |
3887 | Ralph!! That’s my brother Ralph! Where did you find him??? | 1.1633 | 0.06743 | 49 | 43 | 4 | 2 |
3888 | What are you doing with my memoirs?" | 1.1633 | 0.05335 | 49 | 41 | 8 | 0 |
3889 | It brings back painful memories doc... kids would hold me upside down and bang my head on construction paper. | 1.1633 | 0.06080 | 49 | 42 | 6 | 1 |
3890 | That's actually a family photo. | 1.1633 | 0.05335 | 49 | 41 | 8 | 0 |
3891 | Trust me, they’re all butterflies. | 1.1633 | 0.05335 | 49 | 41 | 8 | 0 |
3892 | Eh, oh, doc, that's some explicit stuff. | 1.1633 | 0.07346 | 49 | 44 | 2 | 3 |
3893 | India | 1.1628 | 0.06597 | 43 | 37 | 5 | 1 |
3894 | Offensive. | 1.1628 | 0.06597 | 43 | 37 | 5 | 1 |
3895 | Damn screaming baby - what else? | 1.1628 | 0.04924 | 86 | 75 | 8 | 3 |
3896 | No matter what I say…I know I nailed it. | 1.1625 | 0.05467 | 80 | 71 | 5 | 4 |
3897 | I swear it's not COVID. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
3898 | How many patients have massacred? | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
3899 | My brain... | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
3900 | Of course, that’s mine. I always go on the inkpads. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
3901 | Look at what you have done! | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
3902 | You’re just going to tell me I have “mother issues” again. | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
3903 | A clumsy scribe. | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
3904 | I'm having a hard time looking within myself... | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
3905 | It's not my best angle. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
3906 | Oh, cut the crap. It’s just an ink blot. Who would know better than I? | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
3907 | No one sees my art the way I see it. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
3908 | This is your last chance, which one of your relatives did this? | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
3909 | Just a blot off the top of my head. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
3910 | Yes, I know my proposal is a bit out of the box. | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
3911 | Yes, that was my mother. | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
3912 | I'm a blurter...what can I say? | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
3913 | I told you already…that’s all I blot! | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
3914 | that's when I wake up in the falling dreams | 1.1618 | 0.05780 | 68 | 60 | 5 | 3 |
3915 | It looks like a homicide. | 1.1613 | 0.06168 | 62 | 55 | 4 | 3 |
3916 | Death, death, death! That's all I see! | 1.1613 | 0.06168 | 62 | 55 | 4 | 3 |
3917 | Don’t pin that on me. That’s Reds work, that is his signature inkblot. | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
3918 | That's my baby photo. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
3919 | All you psychiatrists ever want me to talk about is my mother. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
3920 | It looks like someone I know. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
3921 | I coughed | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
3922 | You call that art? It could use some glue and glitter. | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
3923 | I see my late-husband... after he fell off the table. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
3924 | It’s like you’re looking inside of me, doc. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
3925 | I feel like this is a hint. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
3926 | Look Doc - I get blotto, get a little crazy with the ink. It doesn't mean anything. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
3927 | That was the last one- And It's No Good ! What's wrong with me doc? | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
3928 | Just a little doodle | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
3929 | The stupid pen blamed me, but we all knew he leaks. Why does the ink well ALWAYS get the blame. One day into a new Monarchy and this had to happen!! Ask Camilla she saw the whole thing. | 1.1613 | 0.06582 | 62 | 56 | 2 | 4 |
3930 | Yeah,that one’s my mother too. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
3931 | Stop stealing my toilet paper, Doc! | 1.1613 | 0.06168 | 62 | 55 | 4 | 3 |
3932 | Same as last time, a blood splatter from a bottle. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
3933 | It's up for interpretation. | 1.1613 | 0.06168 | 62 | 55 | 4 | 3 |
3934 | I’m sorry— I couldn’t hold it in any longer” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
3935 | You really should be wearing Depends | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
3936 | I th-ink... | 1.1613 | 0.06168 | 62 | 55 | 4 | 3 |
3937 | I see a tragically underappreciated artist toiling in obscurity for decades with no hope of ever receiving the recognition and remuneration he deserves. | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
3938 | Don't waste my time. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
3939 | It’s either (a) the Big Bang or (b) something I just spilled. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
3940 | It was something I ate. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
3941 | ‘Inkredible’? | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
3942 | Thank you for proving my point... | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
3943 | I have an inkling that I’m not going to pass with flying colors | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3944 | Again, my mom. | 1.1607 | 0.06634 | 56 | 50 | 3 | 3 |
3945 | Bless you. | 1.1607 | 0.04952 | 56 | 47 | 9 | 0 |
3946 | Why bring my mother into this? | 1.1607 | 0.04952 | 56 | 47 | 9 | 0 |
3947 | Don't act so surprised, you voted for this! | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3948 | My art work being consistently misinterpreted, that's what I see. | 1.1607 | 0.04952 | 56 | 47 | 9 | 0 |
3949 | We all make mistakes. | 1.1607 | 0.06634 | 56 | 50 | 3 | 3 |
3950 | Mommy and Daddy fighting. Again. | 1.1607 | 0.06634 | 56 | 50 | 3 | 3 |
3951 | Oh, Dear. That's my youngest. She never found meaning. | 1.1607 | 0.06125 | 56 | 49 | 5 | 2 |
3952 | Why must you continue to bring up my harsh toilet training? | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3953 | Why do our conversations alway end up in the bathroom? | 1.1607 | 0.04952 | 56 | 47 | 9 | 0 |
3954 | It looks like my Grandpa. Do you have something for me to blot my tears? | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3955 | It looks like the validation I never got from my father. | 1.1607 | 0.06125 | 56 | 49 | 5 | 2 |
3956 | *sob*...yes...it was my husband. | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3957 | My son just has a vivid imagination, I'm sure it means nothing | 1.1607 | 0.06125 | 56 | 49 | 5 | 2 |
3958 | PLEASE don't tell my mom! She'll make me fill every pen in the house. | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3959 | What is it with doctors and bad handwriting? | 1.1607 | 0.06125 | 56 | 49 | 5 | 2 |
3960 | Where have you been? I missed you! | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3961 | I've got an airtight alibi. | 1.1607 | 0.06125 | 56 | 49 | 5 | 2 |
3962 | Seriously “Are you being cynical Doc”? | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3963 | It’s inside out | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3964 | I’m sorry, I don’t see anything but myself | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3965 | Tell me what you see” “ my father telling me I’m the black ink of the family | 1.1607 | 0.05569 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 1 |
3966 | Again, it is reminder that my life has been unremarkable. | 1.1605 | 0.04464 | 81 | 69 | 11 | 1 |
3967 | Look Doc, don’t read into this. It was just a little accident after I had a few. | 1.1600 | 0.04262 | 75 | 63 | 12 | 0 |
3968 | It looks like my last hurrah" | 1.1600 | 0.06615 | 50 | 44 | 4 | 2 |
3969 | I see the blood of my people... | 1.1600 | 0.05237 | 50 | 42 | 8 | 0 |
3970 | That was a squeeze, not a sneeze. | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
3971 | That's my soul after I get sent off to recycling. | 1.1600 | 0.05237 | 50 | 42 | 8 | 0 |
3972 | That's when I realized I needed to get my head screwed on straight. | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
3973 | It was an orgasm | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
3974 | Doc, this whole 'look within myself' thing is starting to freak me out. | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
3975 | Yes, ink blots have always given me severe anxiety. | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
3976 | I wrote with what I am on the inside. | 1.1600 | 0.05037 | 75 | 65 | 8 | 2 |
3977 | This is my nightmare….I am certain I caused that! | 1.1600 | 0.05383 | 75 | 66 | 6 | 3 |
3978 | You solved me inside out! | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
3979 | I see myself after falling from a high shelf. | 1.1600 | 0.05037 | 75 | 65 | 8 | 2 |
3980 | It's not fair to give an ink blot test. | 1.1600 | 0.06615 | 50 | 44 | 4 | 2 |
3981 | Yeah … I’m not that photogenic | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
3982 | Okay I had a little cold. | 1.1600 | 0.04262 | 75 | 63 | 12 | 0 |
3983 | I've TOLD you about my mother! | 1.1600 | 0.05966 | 50 | 43 | 6 | 1 |
3984 | Oh damn....please don't tell my wife | 1.1600 | 0.05708 | 75 | 67 | 4 | 4 |
3985 | Yeah that's right, same as the last one, looks just like your mother. | 1.1594 | 0.05313 | 69 | 60 | 7 | 2 |
3986 | Why do all your paintings look like me having a bad day? | 1.1594 | 0.05313 | 69 | 60 | 7 | 2 |
3987 | Haven't got a glue. Maybe something will occur to me if I take my cap off. | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
3988 | I see an octopus with his own corporation. | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
3989 | My first spill. What a wonderful memory! | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
3990 | Well, you asked me to put down my feelings... | 1.1594 | 0.05313 | 69 | 60 | 7 | 2 |
3991 | Alright, I admit it. It's not a Banksy. | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
3992 | I see Mother and Father telling me I’m worthless for the last time. | 1.1594 | 0.05700 | 69 | 61 | 5 | 3 |
3993 | Why must you always bring up my Oedipal complex? | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
3994 | Doc, it’s like I told you before. Deep inside I’m blue. And if you look closer, you’ll see it’s the tracks of my tears. | 1.1594 | 0.05700 | 69 | 61 | 5 | 3 |
3995 | That's nothin' but a street taco that didn't agree with me! | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
3996 | „My tissue? Seriously?“ | 1.1594 | 0.05700 | 69 | 61 | 5 | 3 |
3997 | It’s time to go gluten-free | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
3998 | Mother always hated that hat. | 1.1591 | 0.06456 | 44 | 38 | 5 | 1 |
3999 | Tell me how this doesn't lead to a "narcissist" diagnosis | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4000 | See, doc, what unrequited love does to me? I'm all over the place. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4001 | It's not a feeling of bottled up fear but an emptiness inside. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4002 | My father, after the accident. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4003 | What have you done to my wife?! | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4004 | I know I shouldn't cry, Doc, but t's all spilt milk to me. | 1.1587 | 0.06074 | 63 | 56 | 4 | 3 |
4005 | How dare you. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4006 | Abortion is legal in this state. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4007 | It's the only picture I have of my dad. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4008 | Sorry but that one looks like my spawn as well. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4009 | How do I overcome this blot on my career as a calligraphist? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4010 | Yes, that’s my writing. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4011 | Ooh - that drains me... | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4012 | Sorry, I thought it was a tissue. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4013 | That's my story and I'm sticking to it. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4014 | I can’t believe you’re showing me a pornographic picture! | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4015 | Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4016 | It’s a splotchy memory | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4017 | What do you think,I | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4018 | I agree, it belongs in the Guggenheim. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4019 | *sniff* Excuse me. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4020 | Ok, I admit it. It’s a copy, not an original. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4021 | thanks doc. That One was hard to squeeze out | 1.1587 | 0.06074 | 63 | 56 | 4 | 3 |
4022 | I see myself how I am, not how I want to be. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4023 | That hurts! | 1.1579 | 0.04975 | 76 | 66 | 8 | 2 |
4024 | This has gone far enough Dr. Rorschach. | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4025 | Why don’t you tell me | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4026 | I see dead people. | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4027 | I see guilt. | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4028 | Alice. Dallas Alice. | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4029 | I refuse to say anything before meeting an attorney! | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4030 | Turn it upside down and I might recognize it. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
4031 | I see the story of my life. | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4032 | I have no idea what it means. | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4033 | It’s terrible to have no legs or arms. | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4034 | Nice catch doc. I've been sneezing all day. | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4035 | I was younger and needed the money. | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4036 | Doc, c’mon, kids may be reading. | 1.1579 | 0.04211 | 76 | 64 | 12 | 0 |
4037 | She said she wanted a slick pic | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
4038 | Oh, that definitely Frank’s. He’s always splattered that way. | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4039 | Uncle Roy, may he rest in peace. | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4040 | He shook me too hard | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4041 | I told you, its not one of ours, its a forgery" | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
4042 | Restitution! | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4043 | I see myself being sucked into a giant black hole" | 1.1579 | 0.04608 | 76 | 65 | 10 | 1 |
4044 | Someone really spilled their blood over that one. | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4045 | I would call this "reaction". | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4046 | Tell me how you feel after seeing this | 1.1579 | 0.04608 | 76 | 65 | 10 | 1 |
4047 | What do you see in yourself? | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
4048 | I’ve been told I have special insights but I just can’t see it . | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4049 | Sorry Dr. Rorschach. I didn't mean it. It was just a sneeze. | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4050 | I see my younger days | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4051 | Honestly, I don’t have mommy issues. | 1.1579 | 0.04873 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 0 |
4052 | Why is everybody always pickin' on me? | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4053 | I was young | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4054 | It's not like I'm a tobacco company. I can't be held accountable for the choices of others. It is on the label that it can cause permanent stains. | 1.1579 | 0.06023 | 57 | 50 | 5 | 2 |
4055 | How bad is it doc, | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4056 | I didn’t mean to sneeze… | 1.1579 | 0.05478 | 57 | 49 | 7 | 1 |
4057 | A butterfly... | 1.1571 | 0.05623 | 70 | 62 | 5 | 3 |
4058 | It's personal. | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
4059 | Looks like the first time I tried spinach. | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
4060 | Four-legged pen. | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
4061 | Looks like my cousin Rorschach was here. Not his best work. | 1.1571 | 0.05623 | 70 | 62 | 5 | 3 |
4062 | Really doctor, all I see is a cigar. | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
4063 | An indelible memory of my first blot. | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
4064 | All I see is my parents fighting." | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
4065 | I’m so self-involved I think you’re me. | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
4066 | Windsor AND Newton | 1.1571 | 0.05242 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
4067 | Why are you showing me a blood splatter ? | 1.1569 | 0.06491 | 51 | 45 | 4 | 2 |
4068 | Yes, I remember, it was terrible. Some guy named Rorschach smashed my grandma against a wall. | 1.1569 | 0.06491 | 51 | 45 | 4 | 2 |
4069 | Doc, is this what people mean when they refer to getting a taste of your own medicine? | 1.1569 | 0.05856 | 51 | 44 | 6 | 1 |
4070 | Rorschach made me do it. | 1.1569 | 0.05856 | 51 | 44 | 6 | 1 |
4071 | Looks like a person threw up on the paper. | 1.1569 | 0.05143 | 51 | 43 | 8 | 0 |
4072 | Ok Dr. psycho-iastrst. It’s a genie, the sucker who did this me. | 1.1569 | 0.05856 | 51 | 44 | 6 | 1 |
4073 | It haunts me every day | 1.1569 | 0.05856 | 51 | 44 | 6 | 1 |
4074 | But Mr, Rohrshach, if you do not even try to identify the inkblots, how can we help you? | 1.1569 | 0.06491 | 51 | 45 | 4 | 2 |
4075 | My worst nightmare, spilling everything onto the floor | 1.1569 | 0.05856 | 51 | 44 | 6 | 1 |
4076 | That was an accident. I get leaky when I’m upset. | 1.1569 | 0.06491 | 51 | 45 | 4 | 2 |
4077 | I know, I know. I can't be all things to all people | 1.1569 | 0.05856 | 51 | 44 | 6 | 1 |
4078 | I’m sorry, it just looks like a big splotch to me | 1.1569 | 0.06491 | 51 | 45 | 4 | 2 |
4079 | I can't help it. My wet dreams are just... different. | 1.1569 | 0.06491 | 51 | 45 | 4 | 2 |
4080 | That resembles my late husband Harold…. Oh I’m so sad! | 1.1566 | 0.05550 | 83 | 75 | 3 | 5 |
4081 | So THOSE are the “notes” you’re taking while I’m telling you I want to blow my brains out?!? | 1.1566 | 0.04992 | 83 | 73 | 7 | 3 |
4082 | You gotta be serious! Man!? How low can you get?! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4083 | I see myself in black&white. | 1.1562 | 0.06385 | 64 | 58 | 2 | 4 |
4084 | I can't bear to look at another crime scene photo! That's not my Mother. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4085 | I see a giant squid! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
4086 | Maybe. Maybe not. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4087 | Fine, Doc. I’ll play. But first: What’ll you use with that toner cartridge in your waiting area? Smudges? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4088 | Yes, it was me I couldn’t help myself. You have to understand that I have been feeling so penned in lately… | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4089 | Oh, you can't be serious. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4090 | You know my mother? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4091 | It's so deep and dark and... oh wait, that's a picture of Vladimir Putin. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4092 | I can't help myself. Sometimes these things just spurt out of me! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
4093 | I'm sorry, Doc, I but I think my well has run dry. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4094 | I see mortality | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
4095 | Ah yes... my 'black' period! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4096 | Oh my God, it's Grandma! | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
4097 | I refuse to answer based on the grounds that I may be incriminated. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4098 | Excrement! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4099 | Oh my god; it's that awful time I caught Dad with the calligrapher. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4100 | Again, I did not paint your mother. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
4101 | Gross. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
4102 | I had nothing to do with that! | 1.1558 | 0.05250 | 77 | 68 | 6 | 3 |
4103 | Luther threw me at the devil. | 1.1558 | 0.04914 | 77 | 67 | 8 | 2 |
4104 | That one is my Uncle Dale after a New Year's party. | 1.1558 | 0.04553 | 77 | 66 | 10 | 1 |
4105 | Is it bad to see a bloodstain? | 1.1558 | 0.04553 | 77 | 66 | 10 | 1 |
4106 | 9/11 | 1.1556 | 0.07075 | 45 | 40 | 3 | 2 |
4107 | I don't think I'm ready to talk about my dad yet. | 1.1556 | 0.06321 | 45 | 39 | 5 | 1 |
4108 | Don't get me started. | 1.1556 | 0.06321 | 45 | 39 | 5 | 1 |
4109 | That one makes me think of being a little tipsy | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
4110 | It looks like another mistake in a long line of failures. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4111 | Is that my mother? | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4112 | That also looks like my stepfather. | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4113 | I see a horrible crime scene. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4114 | People say I'm a little dark, but to me they all look like someone's insides splattered on a wall. | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4115 | Sorry, all I see is my leaking pen | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4116 | Are you trying to make me more depressed? | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4117 | Me, obviously. | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
4118 | It's my guts in about 24 hours. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4119 | Let me guess, you want me to say it looks like my parents. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4120 | IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR THAT'S MY EX? | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4121 | Did you,or didn’t you? | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4122 | My cousin Rorschach is better at this. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4123 | Is this a joke! You know I am incontinent!! | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4124 | I think it's something I ate. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4125 | Ah! You found Cousin Vennie! | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4126 | I feel like I'm just spilling. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4127 | Tell you more? But I just spilled it all. | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4128 | Diaper change? | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4129 | I found my true purpose in this world. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4130 | This one? This one reminds me of Fred. | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4131 | It's a big, useless splat of ink. Just like me. | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
4132 | That's my signature piece! | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4133 | So sad! We always wondered what happened to Aunt Mabel. | 1.1552 | 0.06415 | 58 | 52 | 3 | 3 |
4134 | It must have been something I ate. | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4135 | It looks like a case of hit and run to me. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4136 | And now I'll commence with reading your mother's will. | 1.1552 | 0.06415 | 58 | 52 | 3 | 3 |
4137 | What does it look like? It looks like my brother Ralph when he found out I was sleeping with his wife - Um, it looks like an ink blot. | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4138 | I see incontinence and old age. | 1.1552 | 0.06415 | 58 | 52 | 3 | 3 |
4139 | That's how I declassify. | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4140 | Frog with sweats | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4141 | You should see the signature on my driver's license. | 1.1552 | 0.05390 | 58 | 50 | 7 | 1 |
4142 | all i see...is the aftermath of the PENDEMIC... | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4143 | I'm actually quite proud of that part of my body of work; I don't consider that incident a blot on my copybook. | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
4144 | Looks to be a lot of INKoherent dribble | 1.1552 | 0.04796 | 58 | 49 | 9 | 0 |
4145 | I came here for therapy, not to look at used tissue | 1.1552 | 0.05924 | 58 | 51 | 5 | 2 |
4146 | I hope that wasn't important. | 1.1549 | 0.05548 | 71 | 63 | 5 | 3 |
4147 | IS THIS YOUR SIGNATURE! | 1.1549 | 0.05172 | 71 | 62 | 7 | 2 |
4148 | Lost a lot of work when they started folding the paper in half. Now all I see is white space. | 1.1549 | 0.05172 | 71 | 62 | 7 | 2 |
4149 | So I pissed on a piece of paper....does that make me crazy? | 1.1549 | 0.05172 | 71 | 62 | 7 | 2 |
4150 | God I miss my mother! | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
4151 | First, I recommend you work on your penmanship. | 1.1549 | 0.05172 | 71 | 62 | 7 | 2 |
4152 | I see every messy mistake I’ve ever made. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
4153 | That’s my middle kid. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
4154 | They all remind me of my mother. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
4155 | So I jerk off...alot. | 1.1549 | 0.05548 | 71 | 63 | 5 | 3 |
4156 | Oh my gawd. Mom’s dead. Nobody told me. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
4157 | I've always wanted to draw in full color. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
4158 | Yeah, we dated, but she couldn't contain herself when she got excited. | 1.1549 | 0.05172 | 71 | 62 | 7 | 2 |
4159 | Doc, where’s your compassion? It was an accident I had in my youth yet I hear you go around showing it to everyone! | 1.1549 | 0.04325 | 71 | 60 | 11 | 0 |
4160 | It looks like my childhood. | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
4161 | Oh geez not this again | 1.1549 | 0.05172 | 71 | 62 | 7 | 2 |
4162 | What diet should I follow in order to avoid all the blotting? | 1.1549 | 0.04767 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
4163 | I didn’t do it. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4164 | But is it art, Dr. Rorschach? | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4165 | I was trying to make a happy face! | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
4166 | It’s a blot on your reputation. | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
4167 | Oh gosh, that reminds me. I need to call Mom! | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
4168 | It looks like my very first date night. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4169 | Yeah. They never let me forget that one. | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
4170 | Why are you showing me my dead cousin? | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
4171 | Sorry, I couldn't cover my sneeze. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
4172 | That used to be my brother. | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
4173 | All I see is whining babies. What’s wrong with me, Doc? | 1.1538 | 0.06372 | 52 | 46 | 4 | 2 |
4174 | The criticism is non-stop. It’s never the pen. | 1.1538 | 0.06372 | 52 | 46 | 4 | 2 |
4175 | I am just not being squeezed the right way. | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
4176 | A sneeze. Again. Are we getting anywhere with this? | 1.1538 | 0.04498 | 78 | 67 | 10 | 1 |
4177 | You want me to say it looks like my mother, don't you? | 1.1538 | 0.06372 | 52 | 46 | 4 | 2 |
4178 | I see my wife bleeding out on the floor | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
4179 | So your saying my bloodwork indicates a repressed urge to do unspeakable things to my parents? | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
4180 | Mom and Dad arguing | 1.1538 | 0.06372 | 52 | 46 | 4 | 2 |
4181 | I swear Doc, this never happens | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
4182 | It looks like my cousin Henry after he got hit by a car. | 1.1538 | 0.06372 | 52 | 46 | 4 | 2 |
4183 | Murderer! | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
4184 | Our first family portrait. | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
4185 | Why are you showing me the autopsy? | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
4186 | I just see my parents. | 1.1538 | 0.06372 | 52 | 46 | 4 | 2 |
4187 | I’m sorry, I thought it was a tissue. | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
4188 | That pretty much hits the spot. | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
4189 | The sample was supposed to go in the cup. | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
4190 | Yes it's mine. I have no idea what it means. | 1.1538 | 0.05052 | 52 | 44 | 8 | 0 |
4191 | Mustard bumped me. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
4192 | Stop showing me pornography. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4193 | Perhaps a little indelicate, but it looks look something I might have coughed up. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4194 | How would you respond to being shown a picture of a squashed member of your family? | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
4195 | How you humans can get Picasso but not this is more of a you problem | 1.1538 | 0.04855 | 78 | 68 | 8 | 2 |
4196 | I think you may have splat personality disorder. | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
4197 | 'And just like that, one ink led to my mother' | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
4198 | Ok Mr. Ink, can you tell me what you see here?” “I see myself in my early twenties. | 1.1538 | 0.04498 | 78 | 67 | 10 | 1 |
4199 | I just fell on my side, my cap leaked. I don’t have a mother. . | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4200 | I can’t believe Rorschach gets all of the credit. | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
4201 | Geez, you could have given me a trigger warning! | 1.1529 | 0.04585 | 85 | 74 | 9 | 2 |
4202 | Yes, I was happy with that one... once | 1.1528 | 0.04706 | 72 | 62 | 9 | 1 |
4203 | How dare you, sir? | 1.1528 | 0.05104 | 72 | 63 | 7 | 2 |
4204 | It's all my hopes and dreams spilled on the sidewalk. Or a vagina. | 1.1528 | 0.04706 | 72 | 62 | 9 | 1 |
4205 | Its like looking in a mirror - and I don't like what I see.... | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4206 | Sorry, I can't explain my outbursts. | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4207 | Poorly applied glue. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4208 | I insist that you stop referring to my abstract art as an ink blot! | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4209 | I didn't come here for this! | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4210 | I'm trying, but all I see is an inkblot. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4211 | Once again, I see a really unfortunate thing that wasn’t my fault. | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4212 | It's always been hard to see myself as others see me." | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4213 | Look what they did to my boy. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4214 | I thought he said write Yo and iwrote dot | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4215 | It doesn’t mean anything; I just sneeezed! | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4216 | I'll verify that as an original by Clement Schwartz. I can tell a leak from his Parker 51 anywhere. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4217 | Looks pretty normal to me. | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4218 | Dude, gross. | 1.1525 | 0.06310 | 59 | 53 | 3 | 3 |
4219 | I didn't thINK it would do that | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4220 | It's not my fault! | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4221 | That's a picture of me floating above my body. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4222 | Alright, so I peed in your notebook. | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4223 | It was Covid 19, man. I couldn't find any toilet paper either. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4224 | What do I see? I see my father's drinking after my mother left him for a ball point. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4225 | What do you see Mr. Rorschach ?" | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4226 | It's one of my children. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4227 | I'm so sorry I sneezed on your book, Dr. It's hayfever season. | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4228 | I could have done better! | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4229 | It looks like a part of me | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4230 | Happens every bloody time. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4231 | To me, that looks like Aunt Gladys. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4232 | What? Steinbeck couldn't have done it better... | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4233 | I see a boss who won't give me a raise. | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4234 | I see my dad! | 1.1525 | 0.05829 | 59 | 52 | 5 | 2 |
4235 | I can’t believe you found all of my relatives on that family tree website!?!!? | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4236 | So? You show me a splat that doesn’t look like me! | 1.1522 | 0.06191 | 46 | 40 | 5 | 1 |
4237 | Doctor... I have this terrible diarrhea. | 1.1522 | 0.05354 | 46 | 39 | 7 | 0 |
4238 | I see a mirror to my soul. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4239 | It’s my FATHER! Every time! | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
4240 | Doc, I think your picture of me is spot on. | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
4241 | My breakfast didn't agree with me. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4242 | Auntie Tusche from 2012 ... | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4243 | I see you're not waiting till I'm dry. | 1.1515 | 0.06199 | 66 | 60 | 2 | 4 |
4244 | They told me to consider how I felt on the inside. | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
4245 | If you don’t stop I’ll have to report you to HR | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4246 | Wow, that dredges up some dark memories. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4247 | It’s the vomit! Vomit follows me everywhere. | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
4248 | No,no,not a Rocharch test. A self-portrait | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4249 | I see the annihilation of the world’s ballpoint pens. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4250 | You tell me. Are we done now? | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
4251 | My juvenile record was supposed to be expunged. | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
4252 | That’s my brother’s signature. | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
4253 | All I can think is inka bink | 1.1515 | 0.05811 | 66 | 59 | 4 | 3 |
4254 | It looks like my mother . . . . | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4255 | Whoa, Doc, that shit's meta. | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
4256 | That's my cousin Ernie | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
4257 | I think I see where you | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
4258 | It’s a butterfly. Obviously. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4259 | 'Gross, just gross!' Was the first thing that popped into my head! | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4260 | I can’t read squid ink. | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4261 | I was wondering where i put that. | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
4262 | I spilled my guts out. What more can I say, doc? | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4263 | My brothers dying words | 1.1515 | 0.05811 | 66 | 59 | 4 | 3 |
4264 | ‘Fake news!’ | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
4265 | Ah. My first job. | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
4266 | My world is a sea of gray. | 1.1509 | 0.06258 | 53 | 47 | 4 | 2 |
4267 | Again....babies. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4268 | I’ll tell you what that is if you tell me what I am | 1.1509 | 0.06258 | 53 | 47 | 4 | 2 |
4269 | Clearly, you're the one who needs help, doc. | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
4270 | Sigh. Everything reminds me of her | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
4271 | It’s not healthy to keep your emotions bottled up. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4272 | My application has to be in English? | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4273 | Nothing comes to mind. I feel drained. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma | 1.1509 | 0.06258 | 53 | 47 | 4 | 2 |
4274 | It's not always about my mother, you know. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4275 | It was a terrible, grotesque accident, and I don't want to even try to live without her! | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
4276 | Not sure why you say I'm obsessed with death - You're the one with all the inky pictures | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4277 | I need to talk about the time I fell down the well | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4278 | I'm trying to stop all the negative inking. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4279 | Um...it looks like my uncle India. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4280 | I'm sorry, but I couldn't find a restroom. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4281 | I want to blame the quill, doctor, but the truth is I get so excited about the letter that I always prematurely ejaculate on the paper. | 1.1509 | 0.06258 | 53 | 47 | 4 | 2 |
4282 | Yeah, my bad. | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
4283 | It looks like your last patient really spilled his guts. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4284 | I see an upset stomach. | 1.1509 | 0.04964 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 0 |
4285 | No i didn't spilled it. | 1.1509 | 0.05648 | 53 | 46 | 6 | 1 |
4286 | « you think that’s funny doc ? » | 1.1509 | 0.06258 | 53 | 47 | 4 | 2 |
4287 | You’re out of your element. | 1.1507 | 0.05038 | 73 | 64 | 7 | 2 |
4288 | You're done | 1.1507 | 0.04645 | 73 | 63 | 9 | 1 |
4289 | Good thing I held up this piece of paper at the exact time that you sneezed. | 1.1507 | 0.05403 | 73 | 65 | 5 | 3 |
4290 | I'm not a narcissist, dammit--they're all me! | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4291 | That's a really fucked up thing to show me, man. But you know what? I'm too fucking numb to even get mad. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4292 | Everything reminds me of her. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4293 | Spit, I think. Wait. Maybe drool. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4294 | Uncle George | 1.1500 | 0.06210 | 60 | 54 | 3 | 3 |
4295 | You killed Jimmy to make audiovisuals? You monster. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4296 | How can I know? It's not my ink! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4297 | I don't know who Rorschach is, or why he plagiarized my blots! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4298 | As you can see right there Doc, I look like just a shadow of my former self. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4299 | That's my cousin Mort - he was never very photogenic. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4300 | It looks like my parents. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4301 | What do I see? Myself! Running from that fountain pen I dream about! | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4302 | So my early work was a bit scattered! Is that such a crime! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4303 | I see internal fluids | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4304 | Grandma's remains! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4305 | Reminds me of my bed wetting problem as a kid. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4306 | Again, looks like my father. You should be picking up on a theme here. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4307 | You missed a spot | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4308 | That’s my late uncle George! He was Parker’s top pen tester till someone forgot to replace the cap and he dried up. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4309 | Rorschach grabbed me from behind and gave me the Heimlich. It was a close call. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4310 | That's my super-ego talking again | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4311 | Looks like I spilled my guts. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4312 | I don't know doc, are you sure? I do feel strongly that there's a conflict of interest here. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4313 | That? That's what remains of my Father. Sadly, he ran all over the place and cast a dark spot on the Indigo family. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4314 | I see someone misusing me. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4315 | Sorry - hay fever. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4316 | The waste of my true potential | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4317 | I think we can both agree, Doctor, that we’ve made mistakes. | 1.1500 | 0.06649 | 60 | 55 | 1 | 4 |
4318 | Don’t blame me, you know the paper just can’t refuse it. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4319 | No matter what I’m just blue all the time | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4320 | Another mass blotting, and you still protect your right to bear ink | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4321 | That's the most Freudian thing I've ever seen. | 1.1493 | 0.05318 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
4322 | You expect me to spill my guts again! | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
4323 | They shot the messenger. | 1.1493 | 0.05318 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
4324 | I'd rather not say. You'll think I'm a narcissist. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
4325 | How do I deal with the fact that I’m stained just by my appearance? | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
4326 | What did you expect? Your bald head made me Horney ... | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
4327 | I know my father's blood when I see it. | 1.1493 | 0.04875 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
4328 | You know our policy on pornography | 1.1493 | 0.05318 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
4329 | Yes, and I promise not to do it again. | 1.1493 | 0.04386 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
4330 | I swear that's not my splotch. | 1.1493 | 0.05728 | 67 | 60 | 4 | 3 |
4331 | Heidi Miller. | 1.1493 | 0.05318 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
4332 | I see a picture of my father. | 1.1489 | 0.06067 | 47 | 41 | 5 | 1 |
4333 | All I see is my mother | 1.1489 | 0.05249 | 47 | 40 | 7 | 0 |
4334 | It looks like the brat I have to feed every morning! | 1.1489 | 0.06067 | 47 | 41 | 5 | 1 |
4335 | It’s bad, Doc: all of them look like blood and guts! | 1.1489 | 0.06787 | 47 | 42 | 3 | 2 |
4336 | SIR, WHEN I GROW OLDER, I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL BE PLEASED WITH MY WORK AT YOUR BOTTLING FACILITY! | 1.1489 | 0.06067 | 47 | 41 | 5 | 1 |
4337 | Are you threatening me?! | 1.1489 | 0.05249 | 47 | 40 | 7 | 0 |
4338 | I see limitless potential squashed before it could be fully realized. That...or a frightened octopus. | 1.1486 | 0.05333 | 74 | 66 | 5 | 3 |
4339 | Yes doctor, I know it looks like an ink blot.... | 1.1486 | 0.04587 | 74 | 64 | 9 | 1 |
4340 | Why do you think it was me? Not all of us are lacking in sphincter muscles. | 1.1486 | 0.04974 | 74 | 65 | 7 | 2 |
4341 | I told you I'm done making these | 1.1486 | 0.04974 | 74 | 65 | 7 | 2 |
4342 | No more! I confess!! orkercaption | 1.1486 | 0.05333 | 74 | 66 | 5 | 3 |
4343 | Well doc, all I see is an ink stain. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4344 | Don't know what that is, and they don't call me bottle head for nothing. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4345 | My baby? | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4346 | I see Mommy. | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4347 | , ... so my Mom said 'You can't be the art AND the artist!" | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4348 | I see my mother, in a nursing home. Happy? | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4349 | Sorry, I just blew my top. | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4350 | Cousin Dribble! | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4351 | It looks a lot like Aunt Betty! | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4352 | I wish I was mustard. | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4353 | I already told you,I don’t like that wallpaper | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4354 | All I ever wanted was his approval, but Dad always says I'd be nothing but a stain on our family's legacy. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4355 | That Rorschach has been an incorrigible ink sucker since day one. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4356 | Like I said, Doc. I came here to spill my guts. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4357 | ‘I’ll bring a hanky next time, I swear.’ | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4358 | Oops, that's my Kleenex. | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4359 | Make it invisible? Sure, let me just get the wand out of my ass first. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4360 | I had to sneeze. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4361 | Not my signature, sir. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4362 | My cousin, Paul, committed suicide and left this note. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4363 | Sorry, I've been sneezing all morning. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4364 | Let's make a deal. I'll tell you what I see, and you tell me where you were the night my sister disappeared. | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4365 | how am i supposed to know? | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4366 | I'm afraid your performance has been splotchy. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4367 | Why do you keep showing me my mother? | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4368 | It’s the only way I know to communicate my inner feelings. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4369 | [No caption needed.] | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4370 | But I thought I was spot on with this one, Mr. Rorschach! | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4371 | I guess you will also tell me what to do with my body | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4372 | That's a picture of my first born. | 1.1481 | 0.04880 | 54 | 46 | 8 | 0 |
4373 | My father on the pavement. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4374 | ls it permanent? | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4375 | It’s the only picture I have of my mother. | 1.1481 | 0.05550 | 54 | 47 | 6 | 1 |
4376 | What can I say? I blew it. | 1.1481 | 0.06147 | 54 | 48 | 4 | 2 |
4377 | That was a horrible day when someone knocked me over. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4378 | All I see are mistakes. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4379 | Meh, that wasn't me | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4380 | I Think you are deliberately blotting out your responses | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
4381 | It's my Aunt Dotty after the accident. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4382 | If I had a nickel for every one I've signed... | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
4383 | You’re gaslighting me too? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4384 | Why do you have a portrait of my mother? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4385 | You claim you’re innocent, but how do you explain your fingerprint on the paper? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4386 | If you’re trying to get me to feel ashamed of myself it’s not going to happen. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
4387 | That's my, my, Father! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4388 | Me on a bad day. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4389 | Where'd you get that picture of my little Joey! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4390 | Oh that...nothing more than a little ink diarhea. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4391 | That's the hit and run accident in which my uncle Fred died. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4392 | That is a poor picture. My mother was beautiful. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
4393 | Not bad,but I've seen better. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4394 | Is that a threat? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4395 | Sorry. I don’t have a sleeve to sneeze into. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4396 | Hmm ... maybe a little like my cousin Zeke. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4397 | That's what happens when he drops me. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
4398 | Well, I see a very perverted psychologist if I’m being honest. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4399 | Poor Uncle Morry | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
4400 | Blame the weather, I caught an extremely bad cold | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4401 | You are going down Mr. Ink. We found your DNA at the crime scene. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4402 | I see myself...back when I was all over the place | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4403 | Is mom dragging out the ultrasound AGAIN? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
4404 | ‘i know your a doctor, but do you really think showing me pornography is appropriate? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
4405 | I’m trying to get over the trauma doc. Not relive it! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
4406 | I don't know why they jumped, and I had noting to do with it | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
4407 | If I could I would strangle the life out of you for your shameless mockery. God knows how I got into this chair or how I am speaking at all. Maybe this is a dream---but whose? How I loathe the cruel god which allowed this farce to take shape... | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
4408 | You really don't understand me, do you doctor? | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
4409 | I can't play this game. I just feel too drained. | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
4410 | Yeah that's my work, you know sometimes an ink spot is just an ink spot. | 1.1471 | 0.05647 | 68 | 61 | 4 | 3 |
4411 | So when exactly did you start using my client’s artwork without paying royalties? | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
4412 | How am I going to explain this to the King? | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
4413 | No use crying over spilt milk? | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
4414 | I do not have an inkling of how that is going to help your patients | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
4415 | Unsettling flashbacks from your late Father's abrupt suicide. | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
4416 | An honest mistake. | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
4417 | That looks just like my Uncle Fred! | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
4418 | Looks like my cousin’s work! | 1.1471 | 0.04807 | 68 | 59 | 8 | 1 |
4419 | How did you get hold of my Depends? | 1.1467 | 0.04113 | 75 | 64 | 11 | 0 |
4420 | A bit insensitive. | 1.1467 | 0.04911 | 75 | 66 | 7 | 2 |
4421 | You know I gotta say, that seems like my last night's breakdown. Or you're just messing with my ocd- | 1.1467 | 0.04530 | 75 | 65 | 9 | 1 |
4422 | For the 10th time, I said I’m sorry. | 1.1463 | 0.07458 | 41 | 37 | 2 | 2 |
4423 | I thought that's why I was hired. | 1.1458 | 0.05148 | 48 | 41 | 7 | 0 |
4424 | Uncle Lou? | 1.1458 | 0.05947 | 48 | 42 | 5 | 1 |
4425 | I think I've found a market for your "artwork" in the medical community. | 1.1458 | 0.05148 | 48 | 41 | 7 | 0 |
4426 | I had some bad tuna | 1.1458 | 0.05947 | 48 | 42 | 5 | 1 |
4427 | Not one of my better days. No one associates it with anything other than an ink blot. | 1.1458 | 0.05947 | 48 | 42 | 5 | 1 |
4428 | Well, shall we get started? | 1.1458 | 0.05148 | 48 | 41 | 7 | 0 |
4429 | I see that my psychologist is insensitive. | 1.1458 | 0.05947 | 48 | 42 | 5 | 1 |
4430 | I'm not sorry, I told you I'm a mess inside | 1.1455 | 0.06040 | 55 | 49 | 4 | 2 |
4431 | Junior! | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4432 | Why, what do you think it is? | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4433 | I see the tragedy that is my mother. | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4434 | It’s not one of my better works | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4435 | I see nibs, always nibs. | 1.1455 | 0.06040 | 55 | 49 | 4 | 2 |
4436 | Are you asking me if I did that? | 1.1455 | 0.06574 | 55 | 50 | 2 | 3 |
4437 | That is so not me! | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4438 | I don't care how long I get in the pen, I won't confess. | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4439 | Mother? | 1.1455 | 0.06040 | 55 | 49 | 4 | 2 |
4440 | As I am an early model of typewriter cleaning fluid Doc, you should know, already, that inkblots are my specialty, and I might add, are therefore part of my problem! | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4441 | Mom & Dad | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4442 | You'll give me $10 for each sneeze blot, Herr Doctor!? OK. All I need is a good supply of tissue.... my production will double during cold-and-flu season, | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4443 | Looks just like my little Jimmy. | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4444 | Too Freudian. | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4445 | I see a stain on my reputation. | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4446 | You'll have to work to get me to spill my guts... | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4447 | We all have accidents sometimes, doc. | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4448 | It's not me. Must be somebody else! | 1.1455 | 0.06040 | 55 | 49 | 4 | 2 |
4449 | My teenage son. | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4450 | I see my grandmother. She fell and broke her cap in ‘97. | 1.1455 | 0.06040 | 55 | 49 | 4 | 2 |
4451 | Yes, that is my wife after the spill. | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4452 | Sorry doc, it just looks like a sneeze to me. | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4453 | Yeah, I blew my nose on that one. | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4454 | I felt so unfulfilled in my profession... | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4455 | Not today death, Not today." | 1.1455 | 0.06040 | 55 | 49 | 4 | 2 |
4456 | A hotel room with video on demand | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4457 | I got a bit excited there. | 1.1455 | 0.06040 | 55 | 49 | 4 | 2 |
4458 | . Sorry, it was just suppose to be a fart. | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4459 | Isn’t this what they call “the blot calling the ink bottle black”? | 1.1455 | 0.05455 | 55 | 48 | 6 | 1 |
4460 | There is too much projection of me on that | 1.1455 | 0.06040 | 55 | 49 | 4 | 2 |
4461 | As a recovering narcissist, this one is tough. | 1.1455 | 0.04798 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 0 |
4462 | Also sprach Zarathustra? | 1.1452 | 0.06017 | 62 | 56 | 3 | 3 |
4463 | Yet again! A blood-spattered mess. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4464 | No deep meaning, Doc. I’d just hawked a loogie. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4465 | Iron Butterfly at Filmore East, '68. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4466 | Doctor, you're the one who keeps showing me pictures of my mother. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4467 | I'm shaken, but not stirred. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
4468 | Why I guess I’ve blotted out all memories of my former pen pals. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
4469 | You’re going to think I’m conceited, but hear me out… | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4470 | It's the last squirt from my mother before she was smashed to the floor by...why are you torturing me? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
4471 | That reminds me of when I had urinary problem. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4472 | Uncle Walter. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
4473 | You're right Doc. It was all due to my parenting. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4474 | Sometimes running out of ink, is just running out of ink | 1.1452 | 0.06017 | 62 | 56 | 3 | 3 |
4475 | Where did you get my underwear? | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
4476 | Kindergarten with Alexander Hamilton." | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
4477 | You hadn't got back and there's porn on my phone…. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4478 | Doctor, I just don't want to talk about my kids today. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
4479 | I swear I wasn’t thinking about my mom! | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
4480 | I’m really sorry. I just have a tendency to spout off at the mouth. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4481 | Wait a minute! How'd you get ahold of my family photos?! | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4482 | Your resume looks a bit thin. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4483 | It’s hard for me to say what that is. You see, I put a lot of myself into that drawing. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4484 | It's a dark, evil,,, no, it's a picture of my wife! | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
4485 | I've tried to blot that blot out of my mind. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4486 | You're right, my problem with premature ejaculation does look like I'm anally fixated. | 1.1452 | 0.06017 | 62 | 56 | 3 | 3 |
4487 | OMG! That’s my lost cousin Ricky!! | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4488 | John, you know my mom's sixty-two this year, right? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
4489 | "Hopelessly depressed. All I see are buggy whips, VHS tapes, and fountain pens." | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4490 | Oh my god, what did you do to Jerry?! | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4491 | I’m sorry, I have a cold. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4492 | How did you get my work, and why is it a part of this session? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4493 | I'm made of a lot of things doc, but all I produce is dark s$&t | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4494 | It’s over Gary, your prints are all over the scene! | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4495 | I’m a a loss. She stuck this on the fridge, and never came back. What’s your take, Dr. Rorschach? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
4496 | Are you afraid to tell me the truth? | 1.1449 | 0.05172 | 69 | 61 | 6 | 2 |
4497 | Not this again.... so inkist. | 1.1449 | 0.05172 | 69 | 61 | 6 | 2 |
4498 | You want me to spill it out, right? | 1.1449 | 0.05172 | 69 | 61 | 6 | 2 |
4499 | I know it looks bad but I have an alibi. | 1.1449 | 0.05172 | 69 | 61 | 6 | 2 |
4500 | I had nothing to do with those spills and mistakes. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
4501 | It may look like pornography to you, Senator, but to an artist it' s a figure study. | 1.1449 | 0.05569 | 69 | 62 | 4 | 3 |
4502 | Yes, we were engaged to be married. | 1.1449 | 0.05172 | 69 | 61 | 6 | 2 |
4503 | You need a caption? What's a caption? | 1.1449 | 0.05172 | 69 | 61 | 6 | 2 |
4504 | Doctor, I'm traumatized. That's why I'm here. | 1.1449 | 0.04269 | 69 | 59 | 10 | 0 |
4505 | Quite rude to show someone their own toilet paper. | 1.1449 | 0.05569 | 69 | 62 | 4 | 3 |
4506 | Looks like baby spit up to me. | 1.1447 | 0.04474 | 76 | 66 | 9 | 1 |
4507 | That's my handkerchief. | 1.1447 | 0.05199 | 76 | 68 | 5 | 3 |
4508 | No I wouldn't say it's a squirt or a splatter. It's more of a spill. | 1.1447 | 0.04474 | 76 | 66 | 9 | 1 |
4509 | “ It’s painful to come here every week and spill my guts out…” | 1.1429 | 0.05051 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 0 |
4510 | That’s not what I was trying to say | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
4511 | That one too reminds me of Mom… | 1.1429 | 0.06440 | 42 | 37 | 4 | 1 |
4512 | My Aunt Ethyl. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4513 | That's just a drop in the bucket" | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4514 | I didn't do this one | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4515 | Looks like my last menstrual pad. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4516 | Sorry that’s never happened before | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
4517 | That's my family tree. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4518 | Who farted? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4519 | Blood, sweat and tears. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
4520 | It was just a sneeze. Stop trying to read more into it. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
4521 | A random symbol by an idiotic professional signifying nothing. | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
4522 | I’d never heard of a blog. | 1.1429 | 0.05051 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 0 |
4523 | Self incrimination | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4524 | It don’t mean nothin’. I sneezed. | 1.1429 | 0.05051 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 0 |
4525 | Help me, I’m stuck. | 1.1429 | 0.06521 | 49 | 44 | 3 | 2 |
4526 | Oh, that's the hanky I used in a Musinex commercial. | 1.1429 | 0.05832 | 49 | 43 | 5 | 1 |
4527 | No, that's not my dropper-print, and I'm not taking a polygraph! | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4528 | Leaky gasket! | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
4529 | Are you going to kill me too? | 1.1429 | 0.05051 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 0 |
4530 | I suggest pinching your nose if the spray doesn’t work | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4531 | I often feel that my art is misunderstood | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
4532 | My first wife still haunts me. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4533 | Doctor, I just can't keep spilling my guts, I feel so used! | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
4534 | It says you're in trouble. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4535 | I see a quid. No, an octopus. No, a cuttlefish. | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
4536 | I told you - I was sick that day. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
4537 | I’m so proud of him too! | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
4538 | So that's why my bottle is empty. | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
4539 | I couldn’t help it! I ate some bad fish!” | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
4540 | Pimple | 1.1429 | 0.06521 | 49 | 44 | 3 | 2 |
4541 | That one night in college where I blew my top. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4542 | I need diapers! | 1.1429 | 0.04213 | 70 | 60 | 10 | 0 |
4543 | I thought it was a tissue. | 1.1429 | 0.05051 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 0 |
4544 | why you keep folding those? | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4545 | "I say this with some reluctance: diaper.'" Gerry Broderick, Milwaukee, WI. | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
4546 | I can't believe you killed my mother! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
4547 | Also my mother's face. | 1.1429 | 0.05102 | 70 | 62 | 6 | 2 |
4548 | I see my father when he fell down the front steps | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
4549 | skin color of Disney actors. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4550 | Am I having a stroke? | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4551 | You're pissing me off, Ted | 1.1429 | 0.06521 | 49 | 44 | 3 | 2 |
4552 | Looks like someone had an accident. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
4553 | I want an attorney. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4554 | People make fun of me. They don't take me seriously. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
4555 | Did that when I was Three. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
4556 | Mom, no, Dad, no wait, my sister, or maybe it's Uncle Harvey?!? | 1.1429 | 0.05051 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 0 |
4557 | A damn shame. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
4558 | My late sister's terrible accident. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4559 | I think of the little things,I left behind. | 1.1429 | 0.05832 | 49 | 43 | 5 | 1 |
4560 | Don't tell me you never wet yourself. | 1.1429 | 0.05102 | 70 | 62 | 6 | 2 |
4561 | This is too painful. Just show me the pictures of the dead bodies. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
4562 | Is this supposed to mean something? | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
4563 | Rorschach schmochach. I had way more fun with Chuck’s leaky fountain pen. | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
4564 | My fountain pen challenged his Paper Mate pal to a splatter contest. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4565 | You're the one who keeps showing me dirty pictures! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
4566 | That's not my color | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
4567 | Do you want me to spill my guts or not? | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
4568 | I think that’s a blood stain | 1.1429 | 0.05832 | 49 | 43 | 5 | 1 |
4569 | Why are you always bringing up my mother? | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
4570 | I’m not sure I’m ready to relive that trauma | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
4571 | won’t you use tissue like everyone else for f*** sake ? | 1.1429 | 0.04678 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
4572 | How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions? | 1.1429 | 0.05832 | 49 | 43 | 5 | 1 |
4573 | So, I wet the bed as a kid. | 1.1410 | 0.04366 | 78 | 68 | 9 | 1 |
4574 | Again with this 'Oedipus complex' business... | 1.1408 | 0.05033 | 71 | 63 | 6 | 2 |
4575 | Uh, diarrhea? | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
4576 | Another unequivocal waste of my vital fluid! | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
4577 | I’m sorry, I got over-excited. | 1.1408 | 0.04158 | 71 | 61 | 10 | 0 |
4578 | I see a mother hugging her son | 1.1408 | 0.05033 | 71 | 63 | 6 | 2 |
4579 | Another oddly symmetrical blood stain. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
4580 | I see you got my stool sample. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
4581 | OK... So I'm a bedwetter! | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
4582 | I thought we were here to move past the accident? | 1.1406 | 0.05395 | 64 | 57 | 5 | 2 |
4583 | Apparently the copyright on the original Rorschach cards has expired. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
4584 | Exasperated bumblebee. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
4585 | That one’s hanging over our piano. | 1.1406 | 0.05395 | 64 | 57 | 5 | 2 |
4586 | I see a premature ejaculation of ink. | 1.1406 | 0.05395 | 64 | 57 | 5 | 2 |
4587 | Looks like pussy to me. | 1.1406 | 0.05836 | 64 | 58 | 3 | 3 |
4588 | Inky, Dinky, that’s what I do! | 1.1406 | 0.05395 | 64 | 57 | 5 | 2 |
4589 | The defenestration of Prague? | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
4590 | Once more, I must spill my guts. | 1.1406 | 0.04914 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
4591 | I thought we were done talking about what happened to mother. | 1.1406 | 0.05836 | 64 | 58 | 3 | 3 |
4592 | Yes! It was Rorschach! He asked me to do it! | 1.1406 | 0.05395 | 64 | 57 | 5 | 2 |
4593 | I can't stop the bleeding. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
4594 | Depends | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4595 | This is what I get after I open up to you? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4596 | I see me at birth. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
4597 | Mahatma Gandhi, as a young man. | 1.1404 | 0.06352 | 57 | 52 | 2 | 3 |
4598 | I see the inner pain of a once-beloved writing mate. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
4599 | It's Hamlet, doc. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
4600 | As I said about all the others..."Don't cry over spilt Ink!" | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
4601 | I couldn't help it; they made me do it. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4602 | I can explain that one: a bad clam. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
4603 | I think I'm going to be sick. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
4604 | That's a Russian troll that helped steal my fame and fortune. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
4605 | That’s when I threw up when my brother was born. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4606 | I'm feeling blue today. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4607 | Well that’s just nonsense. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4608 | I had a little accident when I heard that ballpoints won the World Series. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
4609 | I see my guts spilled all over your paper. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
4610 | Rorschach Smorschach, I just feel like the life has been sucked out of me Doc! | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
4611 | Sorry, Doc. I ain't spillin' my guts out for you like that fool." | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4612 | Mommy killing Daddy... | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4613 | I'd say you have a nipple fetish. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4614 | So I spilled a drop...Why are you reading so much into it? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4615 | It's no use. You can't shrink an ink. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4616 | Am I hired. Dr. Freud? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
4617 | They’re all my mother… | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4618 | That’s about how far I’ve fallen | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4619 | You may think you’re well. Though clearly not inkwell well. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
4620 | Oh, that's my Auntie India. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
4621 | I see freedom, like I can just break free from this container that holds me doc. | 1.1400 | 0.04957 | 50 | 43 | 7 | 0 |
4622 | This may sound narcissistic... | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
4623 | Dr. Gates, how did you ever find that picture of my Great Grandmother? | 1.1400 | 0.06395 | 50 | 45 | 3 | 2 |
4624 | Turn the inside out they said ... | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
4625 | You should have seen it in color. | 1.1400 | 0.04957 | 50 | 43 | 7 | 0 |
4626 | I’m sorry: are you my psychologist or urologist? | 1.1400 | 0.06395 | 50 | 45 | 3 | 2 |
4627 | Can’t look now, I’m drained. | 1.1400 | 0.06395 | 50 | 45 | 3 | 2 |
4628 | I just can't control my bladder anymore | 1.1400 | 0.04957 | 50 | 43 | 7 | 0 |
4629 | They all look like a blood spill to me. | 1.1400 | 0.04957 | 50 | 43 | 7 | 0 |
4630 | If you are implying that I did that, then I want my union rep. | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
4631 | You say my fingerprints are all over it? | 1.1400 | 0.04957 | 50 | 43 | 7 | 0 |
4632 | Everywhere I go, I see breasts. | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
4633 | are you just trying to be funny or what? | 1.1400 | 0.06395 | 50 | 45 | 3 | 2 |
4634 | Oh, no! It looks just like Mom! | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
4635 | Are you suggesting that I continually fail to make a splash? | 1.1400 | 0.04957 | 50 | 43 | 7 | 0 |
4636 | Listen Doc, all I see is my family. | 1.1400 | 0.06395 | 50 | 45 | 3 | 2 |
4637 | A pack of BIC pens | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
4638 | Tabula rasa, my a*s. | 1.1400 | 0.05721 | 50 | 44 | 5 | 1 |
4639 | Spilled Milk | 1.1395 | 0.06298 | 43 | 38 | 4 | 1 |
4640 | He never writes, he never phones... | 1.1395 | 0.07123 | 43 | 39 | 2 | 2 |
4641 | I suffer from premature ejaculation. | 1.1389 | 0.04967 | 72 | 64 | 6 | 2 |
4642 | Honestly, it just makes me feel ill. | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
4643 | Sorry, man! I can't control it. | 1.1389 | 0.04556 | 72 | 63 | 8 | 1 |
4644 | Yikes! Her parents must be proud. | 1.1389 | 0.04967 | 72 | 64 | 6 | 2 |
4645 | How is this supposed to help my narcissism? | 1.1389 | 0.04967 | 72 | 64 | 6 | 2 |
4646 | Doc that image needs a trigger warning! | 1.1389 | 0.04104 | 72 | 62 | 10 | 0 |
4647 | Sorry? | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
4648 | Indubitably. | 1.1385 | 0.05315 | 65 | 58 | 5 | 2 |
4649 | Again, a book that needs rubber cement so it can be reunited with its cover. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
4650 | When I said pass the ketchup I didn't mean literally | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
4651 | Reminds me of my first girlfriend | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
4652 | Carpet stain. Which, let me just say, was not my fault! | 1.1385 | 0.05315 | 65 | 58 | 5 | 2 |
4653 | Drained" | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
4654 | So I ran out of white-out.... | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
4655 | All due respect, sir. . . You just don't get me. | 1.1385 | 0.05315 | 65 | 58 | 5 | 2 |
4656 | There’s a subtle message from rotten tomatoes in that one | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
4657 | I see myself being emptied. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
4658 | I've always had a problem with boundaries. | 1.1385 | 0.05315 | 65 | 58 | 5 | 2 |
4659 | Err...is that not where I was supposed to finish? | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
4660 | I ran out of socks. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
4661 | Sorry I messed up your paper, Doc, but how the hell was I supposed to cover my mouth? | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
4662 | I see my mom, okay?! No matter which one you show me, I see my mom! THAT'S WHY I'M IN THERAPY! | 1.1385 | 0.05315 | 65 | 58 | 5 | 2 |
4663 | I don’t know what you mean? They said I needed drip in my next drop. | 1.1385 | 0.04317 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
4664 | I feel like people don't really see me for what I am, they always project themselves... | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4665 | Loose bladder. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4666 | I know—there's no use crying. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4667 | Narcissistic Personality Disorder | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4668 | They all remind me of masturbation. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4669 | Professor Rorschach, could I just borrow a pen so I can show you what I’m capable of, already? | 1.1379 | 0.06246 | 58 | 53 | 2 | 3 |
4670 | I see a keyboard and screen - same as in my nightmares. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4671 | It was done during my uncle's blue period. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4672 | No, pornography doesn’t really do it for me. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4673 | I mean, Onanism? | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4674 | I don't have enough in me to be bold today. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4675 | Congratulations. It's a boy! | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
4676 | Thanks, but I still feel invisible. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4677 | I’m sorry there’s a blot on your file. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
4678 | I know what you're gonna say, Doc, but they all really do look like my mother. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4679 | I was obsessed with her before the internet. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4680 | My parents having a temper tantrum | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4681 | Now that I think of it , in Heinz sight it was a bad idea." R.Weingast New York, N.Y | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4682 | I'm sorry Doc, all I can see is myself. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4683 | it couldn't have been me, i'm too tired. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
4684 | How did you get a picture of Uncle Fred? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4685 | Why do you have all these pictures of my mother? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4686 | I think it’s a bit early to be discussing my mother. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4687 | ''I'm sorry, but they just don't make adult diapers in my shape!'' | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4688 | Sorry I got cocky!!! | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4689 | I’m just really not in a place where I can talk about work today | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
4690 | I can see you don't love what you do. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
4691 | ''I see my mum abandoning me when I was just a coloured drop...'' | 1.1375 | 0.04950 | 80 | 72 | 5 | 3 |
4692 | I see me, but the version of me that isn't afraid to be free and creative. Like I finally gave myself permission to leave this bottle prison behind and become the artist I always knew was inside. | 1.1373 | 0.04867 | 51 | 44 | 7 | 0 |
4693 | Me during back-to-school week. | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
4694 | I see myself twenty years from now... | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
4695 | What did you expect? I was a teenager. | 1.1373 | 0.04867 | 51 | 44 | 7 | 0 |
4696 | That is when my abusive father first spilled me on the carpet. | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
4697 | Everywhere I look I see my mother. | 1.1373 | 0.04867 | 51 | 44 | 7 | 0 |
4698 | I didn't do it, I didn't do it! Oh, the waves of guilt! | 1.1373 | 0.04867 | 51 | 44 | 7 | 0 |
4699 | My emotions are just spilling over! | 1.1373 | 0.04867 | 51 | 44 | 7 | 0 |
4700 | And that one's my cousin, Janice. | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
4701 | That's not my handwriting! | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
4702 | That's a butterfly? | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
4703 | I see grandma | 1.1373 | 0.04867 | 51 | 44 | 7 | 0 |
4704 | It’s a test result from my doctor. He doesn’t think I’ll make it through Christmas card season. | 1.1373 | 0.06275 | 51 | 46 | 3 | 2 |
4705 | After that, I was demoted and they started using bics. | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
4706 | I never thought that, it is fake news! | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
4707 | This exercise on looking inwards just isn't helping doc. | 1.1373 | 0.05615 | 51 | 45 | 5 | 1 |
4708 | Rough Draft? | 1.1373 | 0.06275 | 51 | 46 | 3 | 2 |
4709 | Looks like my brother | 1.1370 | 0.05276 | 73 | 66 | 4 | 3 |
4710 | I used poor judgement in this message to anyone other than my wife in any kind of flirtatious manner. | 1.1370 | 0.04497 | 73 | 64 | 8 | 1 |
4711 | So that’s your game – you want me to spill my guts. | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
4712 | Thanks for squishing that bug for me. Now, can we please get back to talking about my anxiety? | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
4713 | I never sign my work. | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
4714 | You can't believe what people read into my work. | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
4715 | Mom yelling at me for wetting the blotter. | 1.1364 | 0.06161 | 44 | 39 | 4 | 1 |
4716 | Fine, I’m sorry I spilled the ink Dr. Rorschach, but I honestly don’t know what that is! | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
4717 | I have been scratching my head on this one | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
4718 | Why do you shrinks always blame me? | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
4719 | So? A weak bladder is a crime now? | 1.1364 | 0.04773 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
4720 | Despite the effectiveness, younger generations would fail to understand Dr. Karlschrutz’s PTSD therapy. | 1.1364 | 0.04257 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
4721 | I was trying for a self-portrait but ran out of ink. | 1.1358 | 0.04565 | 81 | 72 | 7 | 2 |
4722 | My sister has always been prettier than me. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4723 | Maybe I am crazy because that looks like the stool sample you requested. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
4724 | All right, already! I'll order the adult diapers. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
4725 | No-one uses print anymore. Friend me on Insta for pix of my kids. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
4726 | Spleen again | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
4727 | That’s an easy one - Suicide | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
4728 | It's the digital age. They're leaving me out to hang and dry. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4729 | No....it didn't really hurt. In fact I almost didn't feel it! | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
4730 | I don't know......my mother? | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
4731 | it's because I was never the main squeeze. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4732 | That's my long lost cousin Vinny. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4733 | Pro choice | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4734 | Sorry, all I see is an ink blot…. Hey! You messin’ with me? | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4735 | I see your mother. And she's not impressed. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
4736 | That's the best I could do, Professor Samuels. I don't have fingers. What do you want from me? | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
4737 | Every week I spill my guts, and still nothing | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4738 | I would have sneezed into a tissue if I could | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4739 | Your mother sent this is on your behalf. Care to comment. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4740 | You look uncomfortable with children's art. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
4741 | Why on earth would you show me a nude picture of my mother? | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
4742 | I see a partnership. I make them. You sell them. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
4743 | Must you make me relive my childhood? | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
4744 | Why must you make me relives my failures? | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4745 | I've retired from the Ink Spots. It exhausted me. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
4746 | Looks like me last weekend. I was so wasted. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
4747 | I can't read that. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
4748 | Sorry, I had dairy earlier. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
4749 | I don’t think this is representative of my potential | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
4750 | It reminds me of my squandered potential. | 1.1351 | 0.04839 | 74 | 66 | 6 | 2 |
4751 | Riddle of the sphincter | 1.1351 | 0.04440 | 74 | 65 | 8 | 1 |
4752 | I wish I could have saved them all” | 1.1351 | 0.04001 | 74 | 64 | 10 | 0 |
4753 | You told me it happens to everyone. | 1.1351 | 0.05552 | 74 | 68 | 2 | 4 |
4754 | Obviously caused by an octopus. | 1.1346 | 0.05512 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 1 |
4755 | Oh, Mother, how could you? | 1.1346 | 0.06158 | 52 | 47 | 3 | 2 |
4756 | Sorry for that. It must have been something I ate. | 1.1346 | 0.04779 | 52 | 45 | 7 | 0 |
4757 | You're breaking up with me? | 1.1346 | 0.05512 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 1 |
4758 | I sneezed, so what? | 1.1346 | 0.05512 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 1 |
4759 | Wait ... that's me !! | 1.1346 | 0.05512 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 1 |
4760 | I'm not the one who did that. | 1.1346 | 0.04779 | 52 | 45 | 7 | 0 |
4761 | Evil Dr. Kool-Aid catches me. | 1.1346 | 0.04779 | 52 | 45 | 7 | 0 |
4762 | Psychology? I was hoping MoMA would call. | 1.1346 | 0.06158 | 52 | 47 | 3 | 2 |
4763 | I've never been very good at spilling my guts. | 1.1346 | 0.04779 | 52 | 45 | 7 | 0 |
4764 | You should be happy none of it got on your carpet. | 1.1346 | 0.05512 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 1 |
4765 | I hate spilling my guts to you whenever we meet. | 1.1346 | 0.05512 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 1 |
4766 | Uh, how did you get my toilet paper? | 1.1346 | 0.04779 | 52 | 45 | 7 | 0 |
4767 | Oh that. That was the day Dr. Rorschach’s hand slipped and I spilled my guts. | 1.1346 | 0.04779 | 52 | 45 | 7 | 0 |
4768 | Would you tell him to stop calling me Daddy? | 1.1346 | 0.05512 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 1 |
4769 | He was so young. | 1.1346 | 0.05512 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 1 |
4770 | Please explain why you think these tests are rigged. | 1.1346 | 0.04779 | 52 | 45 | 7 | 0 |
4771 | A printer cartridge, dropped from a great height. | 1.1343 | 0.04705 | 67 | 59 | 7 | 1 |
4772 | I see my menacing father, that's his work. | 1.1343 | 0.05164 | 67 | 60 | 5 | 2 |
4773 | I see a clueless shrink who thinks he can psychoanalyze me with an ink blot. | 1.1343 | 0.04197 | 67 | 58 | 9 | 0 |
4774 | Look, I don’t care if they found that at the scene, there’s nothing that connects me to the crime. | 1.1343 | 0.04705 | 67 | 59 | 7 | 1 |
4775 | It's not right to splatter my inner feelings on those blots. | 1.1343 | 0.04705 | 67 | 59 | 7 | 1 |
4776 | That’s my intake paperwork. | 1.1343 | 0.04705 | 67 | 59 | 7 | 1 |
4777 | You're no Leonardo! | 1.1343 | 0.05164 | 67 | 60 | 5 | 2 |
4778 | *gasp* I have absolutely no inkling what that could mean! | 1.1343 | 0.04705 | 67 | 59 | 7 | 1 |
4779 | They all look like Mom because they are Mom. | 1.1333 | 0.05125 | 45 | 39 | 6 | 0 |
4780 | Yes, I was pretty emotional that day. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4781 | I never understood Uncle Bob. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
4782 | I had some bad shellfish that day | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4783 | Yesterday | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4784 | It's not a royalty check if your signature is illegible. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4785 | They would always call me "horse shack" at school... | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
4786 | Yes Dr. Rorschach, the tables have turned.... | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
4787 | I’ve never seen her before in my life. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4788 | Is that my kindergarten art project or a sample of my insides? | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
4789 | I’m sorry if I projected all over the page. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4790 | Um ...Vomit? | 1.1333 | 0.04384 | 75 | 66 | 8 | 1 |
4791 | Well, at least I put the seat down. | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
4792 | Why do you insist on bringing up my childhood? | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4793 | Did you vomit on this one? | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
4794 | Of course you'd bring up Dad's "accident" again! | 1.1333 | 0.06030 | 45 | 40 | 4 | 1 |
4795 | My early attempts at Abstract Expressionism. | 1.1333 | 0.05125 | 45 | 39 | 6 | 0 |
4796 | NO! We used to be friends… | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4797 | ‘(that) fountain pen’ | 1.1333 | 0.06816 | 45 | 41 | 2 | 2 |
4798 | Again, I see my mother. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4799 | My mother insists I give her free artwork because I’m still living under her roof. | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
4800 | When I look back at the things I've done, I'm disgusted with myself. | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
4801 | Yes, doctor Freud, that is a picture of my dear mother when she was young. | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
4802 | Ink beneath my ilk. | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
4803 | They all look like my Grandma | 1.1333 | 0.06030 | 45 | 40 | 4 | 1 |
4804 | Butterfly? That’s my autobiography! | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
4805 | That's me not being hugged by my mother. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
4806 | I’m sorry. I tripped. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4807 | Mama! At last. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
4808 | Yes. I was at the top of my game,creatively. It’s over now. I need to accept that. That’s why I’m here, Doctor. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4809 | All these years, I’ve tried to blot it from my mind | 1.1333 | 0.05141 | 75 | 68 | 4 | 3 |
4810 | Oh, that,s an image of my cousin” she | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
4811 | I guess I am a narcissist | 1.1333 | 0.06816 | 45 | 41 | 2 | 2 |
4812 | Sorry, I've been having some incontinence issues. | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
4813 | I’m not sure how the self portrait will perform compared to the selfie. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4814 | yesterday's shaving accident | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
4815 | And when I finally do try to open up, all she returns is an abstract expression! | 1.1324 | 0.04140 | 68 | 59 | 9 | 0 |
4816 | Really? That's the best you can do? | 1.1324 | 0.04140 | 68 | 59 | 9 | 0 |
4817 | I'm drawing a blank -- what do YOU think it is? | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
4818 | It meant nothing! | 1.1324 | 0.05091 | 68 | 61 | 5 | 2 |
4819 | It's a picture of me after that kid threw me out the window. 0 | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
4820 | This is far too personal! | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
4821 | Well, you did ask me to leave my mark on it | 1.1324 | 0.04640 | 68 | 60 | 7 | 1 |
4822 | –What a waste | 1.1324 | 0.05091 | 68 | 61 | 5 | 2 |
4823 | Ink-ontinence. | 1.1321 | 0.06046 | 53 | 48 | 3 | 2 |
4824 | That one is also the spectre of my death | 1.1321 | 0.06046 | 53 | 48 | 3 | 2 |
4825 | I see another sneeze. | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4826 | Are you sure paper training will help me Doc? | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
4827 | I see myself in a thousand different ways. Sometimes an inkblot is not an inkblot. | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4828 | How long have you held my youngest son in captivity like this, you fiend? | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
4829 | That really hurts! It could have been the Declaration of Independence. | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4830 | Not even an inkling of emotion? | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4831 | Mother's shroud... | 1.1321 | 0.06046 | 53 | 48 | 3 | 2 |
4832 | So I should lose the party hat--is that what really happens after death? | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
4833 | That’s my long-lost father! Have you seen him? | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4834 | Yes, that’s my son — a blot on the family name. | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4835 | You’re projecting. | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
4836 | My first period. | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4837 | Political report on the state of the world | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4838 | free the nipple | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
4839 | Frankly mr. Rorschach, you should know this test doesn't work for me. | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4840 | Rorschach? I thought you said horseradish. | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
4841 | Just like the youngsters nowadays, I neither know what I am actually doing. | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
4842 | I can't believe she posed for PlayPen. I can't tell you how blue this makes me | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4843 | What I see in it is what it is! I Made that stain myself! | 1.1321 | 0.04695 | 53 | 46 | 7 | 0 |
4844 | Yes, I’m Banksy , please keep it to yourself ! | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4845 | I really didn’t mean anything by it. | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4846 | Please please doctor don’t make me relive that day again, it’s too painful to remember | 1.1321 | 0.05413 | 53 | 47 | 5 | 1 |
4847 | I made bathroom. | 1.1311 | 0.05470 | 61 | 55 | 4 | 2 |
4848 | A sequel is much harder than I expected. | 1.1311 | 0.05470 | 61 | 55 | 4 | 2 |
4849 | Someone dropped me! | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4850 | That was Jerry - he was wild --- I miss the guy! | 1.1311 | 0.05470 | 61 | 55 | 4 | 2 |
4851 | I couldn't help it; I was squeezed! | 1.1311 | 0.05470 | 61 | 55 | 4 | 2 |
4852 | Welcome to your first session,spill don’t splat. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4853 | The king's fountain pen leak. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4854 | Zo, you zay zis reminds you of your vodder? | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4855 | Good God! I thought this was a place of medicine! | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4856 | How is this trauma councelling? | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4857 | For future reference don’t need to give me the tissue back after you use it | 1.1311 | 0.05470 | 61 | 55 | 4 | 2 |
4858 | You caught me: I'm not master of my domain. Just add the $100 to my bill. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4859 | Yes, that’s my son Rorschach. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4860 | Are you the keeper of the pearly gates? | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4861 | I see a doctor who doesn't get my point. | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
4862 | I see trouble ahead. | 1.1311 | 0.05470 | 61 | 55 | 4 | 2 |
4863 | Maybe we shouldn't fold it? | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4864 | Mardi gras, 2008. | 1.1311 | 0.05470 | 61 | 55 | 4 | 2 |
4865 | Therein lies my issue with abstract “form.” Some of my best work is produced of unambiguous SCRIPT | 1.1311 | 0.04358 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
4866 | *achoo* Can I have another tissue? | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4867 | Reminds me of a guy I knew, actually. I considered him a blot on the face of the planet. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4868 | I literally see myself all messed up.. | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4869 | I just see 2020. 😢 | 1.1311 | 0.05949 | 61 | 56 | 2 | 3 |
4870 | Pretty symmetrical, don’t you think? | 1.1311 | 0.04945 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
4871 | I'm not a fan of modern art. | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 46 | 40 | 6 | 0 |
4872 | I wouldn’t touch that if I were you. | 1.1304 | 0.04576 | 69 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
4873 | Oh - -you found my dear Brother's will! | 1.1304 | 0.04576 | 69 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
4874 | Am I being over-sensitive? | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
4875 | Another recycled baby bottle. | 1.1304 | 0.04576 | 69 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
4876 | I told you you'd want that sneeze guard. | 1.1304 | 0.04576 | 69 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
4877 | OK, so there’s one blot on my record…. | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 46 | 40 | 6 | 0 |
4878 | I know it looks bad,but I swear I never met her. | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 46 | 40 | 6 | 0 |
4879 | It was an accident. Those old quills always leave splatter | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 69 | 62 | 5 | 2 |
4880 | Swipe left. | 1.1304 | 0.04084 | 69 | 60 | 9 | 0 |
4881 | Ok, so my girlfriend squeezed my penis , which obviously is on top of my head, and I came all over that piece of paper. What is your point? | 1.1304 | 0.06673 | 46 | 42 | 2 | 2 |
4882 | It was the first grade. What did you expect? | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 46 | 40 | 6 | 0 |
4883 | You’re wasting your time, doc—it all looks like loose-lid spillage to me. | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 69 | 62 | 5 | 2 |
4884 | I’m proud of you for going on the pee pad… | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 46 | 40 | 6 | 0 |
4885 | That looks like my brother, right after the accident." | 1.1299 | 0.04659 | 77 | 69 | 6 | 2 |
4886 | My tears of anguish. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4887 | That one looks like my mother. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4888 | My mother, just like all the others. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4889 | Again, I see me and my kind being exploited. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4890 | That’s my signature, too. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4891 | It’s giving ink blob | 1.1296 | 0.05938 | 54 | 49 | 3 | 2 |
4892 | If you don't want me as a patient just say so! | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4893 | Of course, I know what it stands for, I made it. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4894 | It looks like a family portrait. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4895 | I remember. I told Potsy to stay away from the edge of the desk. But he never listened." | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4896 | It wasn't me, I swear! | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4897 | Dr Freud, I was trying to do the Rorschach test so I could feel better. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4898 | Yes, that one looks like my mother too | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4899 | Why does this feel more like cannibalism to me, doc? | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4900 | Inka Dinka Doo | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4901 | Good lord! Please, stop showing me crime scene photos! | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4902 | The last of the ink-stained wretches. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4903 | It looks like my writing | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4904 | Emptiness. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4905 | I see a splatter commemorating the end of ink, the bridge to what has become an endless and seemingly futile cycle of writing, revising, and changing printer cartridges. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4906 | Looks pretty black-and-white to me, Doc. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4907 | Sorry, Rorschach, that's the last sneeze I've got. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4908 | Yeah, that was the only blot on my reputation. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4909 | It can be hard to look in the mirror. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4910 | I see my parents' disappointment in me. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4911 | Doctor — you’re not going to believe this, but that’s my mother! | 1.1296 | 0.05938 | 54 | 49 | 3 | 2 |
4912 | Oh yes, that's Mom all over. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4913 | It’s reminds me of when I threw my bottle out of the crib. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4914 | No, it doesn't remind me of my mother. | 1.1296 | 0.05938 | 54 | 49 | 3 | 2 |
4915 | My question for you, Doc, is, why are all cartoon representations of psychiatrists bald, wear wire framed glasses and goatees?" | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4916 | It was miscarriage. | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4917 | What can I say? I’m a pelvis guy. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4918 | I wish we didn’t have to go through my early work again | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4919 | Are you mocking me? | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4920 | That’s that’s my aunt Edna! | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
4921 | Mr. Rorschach, if you think my vomit will serve as a widely used psychological test in the 21st century, you will need to get your head examined! | 1.1296 | 0.04614 | 54 | 47 | 7 | 0 |
4922 | You tell me, Dr. Rorschach, what do you see? | 1.1294 | 0.04361 | 85 | 76 | 7 | 2 |
4923 | Dr. Rorschach, Stop it! I don't go around showing people your mistakes! | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4924 | It's a picture of my dad. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4925 | We've already talked about my mother. | 1.1290 | 0.05385 | 62 | 56 | 4 | 2 |
4926 | Sorry, I didn't have a tissue. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
4927 | Well, that one is me forgetting my allergy medicine this morning. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4928 | That's just like looking in the mirror. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
4929 | I have a cold. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4930 | No respect, Doc, I get no respect! | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4931 | I know this is not what you want to hear, but I sneezed and forgot to cover my nose. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
4932 | All I see are some of my droplets being abused. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4933 | See! I keep dropping everything! | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4934 | No way! That was white milk I spilled last week. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4935 | To me, Doc, it’s just another scrap book. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4936 | Anything familiar here? | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4937 | Ketchup | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4938 | Yes,I have accidents. You don’t need to rub it in. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4939 | Yes, that one also reminds me of my mother. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
4940 | You're showing me the remains of my recently deceased mother? | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4941 | Bless you, now, back to the matter of your bill. | 1.1290 | 0.04292 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 0 |
4942 | I think you're becoming unglued. I can help. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4943 | Looks like yet another used handkerchief. | 1.1290 | 0.05385 | 62 | 56 | 4 | 2 |
4944 | It reminds me of the time uncle Ed fell off the top shelf | 1.1290 | 0.05385 | 62 | 56 | 4 | 2 |
4945 | I wondered what happened to him. | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4946 | Those tomato splat tests never work on me | 1.1290 | 0.05385 | 62 | 56 | 4 | 2 |
4947 | I see a broken heart | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4948 | Do they make anything stronger than Fiber Tablets? | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4949 | Beethoven’s first movement? | 1.1290 | 0.05385 | 62 | 56 | 4 | 2 |
4950 | That’s my Uncle Louie | 1.1290 | 0.04869 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
4951 | The prodigal son returns... | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
4952 | My guts on paper. What did you think? | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
4953 | That's my mom on the floor. She was bottle-feeding me and suddenly... | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
4954 | It’s like looking in the mirror. | 1.1286 | 0.04952 | 70 | 63 | 5 | 2 |
4955 | I’m a drip. | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
4956 | I stand behind the supreme courts roe v. wade decision. | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
4957 | This is from my series of abstract drawings “Blot”. I’m not sure why I need to be analyzed. | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
4958 | Don’t pressurise me, doc! I am inking right now. | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
4959 | I see another toner cartridge but this one is $49.99. | 1.1286 | 0.04952 | 70 | 63 | 5 | 2 |
4960 | Why would you write such a thing about your mother? | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
4961 | I am not comfortable with this question. | 1.1282 | 0.03810 | 78 | 68 | 10 | 0 |
4962 | Honestly, there's no meaning to the messes I make. | 1.1282 | 0.04602 | 78 | 70 | 6 | 2 |
4963 | It looks a lot like when my uncle Indigo dropped off the shelf at the printers. | 1.1282 | 0.04602 | 78 | 70 | 6 | 2 |
4964 | I have apologized over and over. It was seriously a "slip of the tongue". | 1.1277 | 0.04920 | 47 | 41 | 6 | 0 |
4965 | That's easy. It's my cousin Bruce. | 1.1277 | 0.05784 | 47 | 42 | 4 | 1 |
4966 | I admit it-I spilled my seed. | 1.1277 | 0.05784 | 47 | 42 | 4 | 1 |
4967 | I miss her so.... | 1.1277 | 0.05784 | 47 | 42 | 4 | 1 |
4968 | If I say “father”, are you going to make me talk about daddy issues? | 1.1277 | 0.05784 | 47 | 42 | 4 | 1 |
4969 | It doesn't look like anyone I know. | 1.1277 | 0.05784 | 47 | 42 | 4 | 1 |
4970 | I just see blood everywhere | 1.1277 | 0.05784 | 47 | 42 | 4 | 1 |
4971 | It's a blank page to me. | 1.1277 | 0.06535 | 47 | 43 | 2 | 2 |
4972 | Bad news, your ink blot test came back positive | 1.1277 | 0.06535 | 47 | 43 | 2 | 2 |
4973 | Sure I miss the family but I must get uh, well." | 1.1277 | 0.05784 | 47 | 42 | 4 | 1 |
4974 | Sir just tell me what you see, don't over think it. | 1.1277 | 0.06535 | 47 | 43 | 2 | 2 |
4975 | It’s a ketchup stain! Doesn’t matter who you ask!!! | 1.1277 | 0.04920 | 47 | 41 | 6 | 0 |
4976 | Let my art speak for itself | 1.1277 | 0.04920 | 47 | 41 | 6 | 0 |
4977 | Honestly, Doc, that was just a Freudian slip. | 1.1277 | 0.04920 | 47 | 41 | 6 | 0 |
4978 | She said it was sure to lead to a movie contract. | 1.1277 | 0.04920 | 47 | 41 | 6 | 0 |
4979 | You should have seen what was on there before I stepped in. | 1.1277 | 0.04920 | 47 | 41 | 6 | 0 |
4980 | Expletives! | 1.1277 | 0.04920 | 47 | 41 | 6 | 0 |
4981 | Do we have to talk about my mother today? | 1.1277 | 0.05784 | 47 | 42 | 4 | 1 |
4982 | Who's this sucker? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
4983 | It's a grade school photo, not how I see myself. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
4984 | You wanna know what that is? It's a cry for help! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
4985 | Oh...that was one of the early, funny ones." | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
4986 | Well that's a start, for more of a civilized approach, now try the pen in your coat pocket. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
4987 | That was my cousin. I’d recognize him anywhere | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
4988 | Help me, that's not my first time. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
4989 | It looks like last night. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
4990 | Now you know what my real problem is! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
4991 | Dude! That's a murder victim! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
4992 | Your asking my expert opinion? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
4993 | Ship carrying formula. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
4994 | I see a boob. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
4995 | Yes, it reminds me of every time I made my dad angry. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
4996 | You misunderstand me. That is LITERALLY my mother. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
4997 | If you show me one more corpse I'm getting a new therapist. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
4998 | I hate to tell you this but....it looks like my mother! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
4999 | Is that the corpse of my mother? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5000 | You're spot on, but I try to blot all of that out. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5001 | Oh, fuck! | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5002 | So, Doc, what do you make of it? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5003 | If you used blood for these tests, I'm sure your human patients would be just as upset. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5004 | I don’t understand why you’re showing me a picture of my mother. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5005 | Are you accusing me of plagiarism?" | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5006 | I can't believe I came here. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5007 | I thought we were done with bed-wetting issue. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5008 | -I think we're not on the same wavelength, doctor Pavlov... | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5009 | Yes doctor, it's him. It's my husband. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5010 | I couldn't hold it in. | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5011 | Hmmm....actually Doc I think it's my turn to ask you that question. | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5012 | Well, EXCUUUSE me! | 1.1270 | 0.05303 | 63 | 57 | 4 | 2 |
5013 | Another picture of a murder scene? What is wrong with you? | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5014 | Wasted Formula! | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
5015 | I see Cousin George... | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5016 | Now I know what it looks like to truly spill your guts to someone. | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5017 | Looks like I had a col | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5018 | Sadly,I was never properly potty-trained. | 1.1270 | 0.05303 | 63 | 57 | 4 | 2 |
5019 | Rorschach’s the name | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5020 | She was the love of my life! | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5021 | It's not my greatest work, but I see the potential. | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
5022 | I see a crying baby. | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5023 | My shrink had me do it. | 1.1270 | 0.05766 | 63 | 58 | 2 | 3 |
5024 | Far from my best. Like you could never dream... | 1.1270 | 0.05303 | 63 | 57 | 4 | 2 |
5025 | It’s no use crying over spilled ink. | 1.1270 | 0.04796 | 63 | 56 | 6 | 1 |
5026 | Now vee may perhaps to begin. Yes? | 1.1270 | 0.04229 | 63 | 55 | 8 | 0 |
5027 | Listen, this is the LAST time I’m doing your homework for you, Mr. F. You can’t depend on me forever. | 1.1270 | 0.05303 | 63 | 57 | 4 | 2 |
5028 | My Great Grandfather- pre dropper then. | 1.1268 | 0.04885 | 71 | 64 | 5 | 2 |
5029 | I see my mother. Are you that kind of shrink? | 1.1268 | 0.04454 | 71 | 63 | 7 | 1 |
5030 | I got a cousin who's in ink. That looks like his pants on a bad night. | 1.1268 | 0.04885 | 71 | 64 | 5 | 2 |
5031 | To me, it represents painful memories of my early career collaborations with Jackson Pollock." | 1.1268 | 0.05281 | 71 | 65 | 3 | 3 |
5032 | Well, frankly doc, I think this is all a little bit gross | 1.1268 | 0.04885 | 71 | 64 | 5 | 2 |
5033 | Good for our first attempt. | 1.1268 | 0.05281 | 71 | 65 | 3 | 3 |
5034 | I already discussed this with you , it has nothing to do with my mother. | 1.1268 | 0.03977 | 71 | 62 | 9 | 0 |
5035 | That one also looks like mom. | 1.1266 | 0.04546 | 79 | 71 | 6 | 2 |
5036 | You should relate - that's my self portrait when I had hair. | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
5037 | I don't like what's looking back at me. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5038 | My dear departed mother. | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
5039 | It's my mother after the fountain pen explosion. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5040 | It reminds me of my father. What does that mean? | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
5041 | I see death! Destruction! Mayhem! Why would you show me such a violent image?!?!? | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5042 | But,,, Doctor Rorschach,,, I only see that either your pen leaked or you didn't even use one. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5043 | Life sucks! | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
5044 | Sorry,I get nervous on tests. | 1.1250 | 0.04820 | 72 | 65 | 5 | 2 |
5045 | Ahh, the one that got away. | 1.1250 | 0.04820 | 72 | 65 | 5 | 2 |
5046 | Yes, doctor, I know I must confront my shame about leaks I was responsible for when I worked for the FBI. This became a blot on my reputation. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5047 | A pair of legs | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5048 | I don't think you're helping. All those pictures make me cry. | 1.1250 | 0.04824 | 48 | 42 | 6 | 0 |
5049 | You think that's art? My kid could do that! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5050 | What does it tell you that every picture reminds me of my mother? | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
5051 | Don't know doc, I'm more of a Monet kinda guy | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5052 | Not my splat, Chief! | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
5053 | I am afraid,you have been discharging again! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5054 | That’s not mine. I’m a lighter shade of pale blue. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5055 | Looks just like the dirty burp after the kid finishes me! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5056 | That’s my best effort, sir! | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
5057 | It was a long time ago. I was young. | 1.1250 | 0.04820 | 72 | 65 | 5 | 2 |
5058 | Don’t shoot the messenger! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5059 | I remember him well. | 1.1250 | 0.05223 | 64 | 58 | 4 | 2 |
5060 | Yes, I was very troubled during my post-modern phase. | 1.1250 | 0.04824 | 48 | 42 | 6 | 0 |
5061 | Now I know why I suck. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5062 | My Uncle Leonard | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
5063 | If a person takes three drops. | 1.1250 | 0.03925 | 72 | 63 | 9 | 0 |
5064 | Well, in our family, it definitely has to be granny and The Accident. | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
5065 | It's my son's diaper. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5066 | You want me to spill my guts? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5067 | RED INK: I used to be just one of the primary colours, but now I'm associated with bad news! | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5068 | I love it when you talk dirty. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5069 | I am being framed, I didnt do that. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5070 | Again,I see myself,trying to make an even bigger splash when my father would stay bottled up. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5071 | Doc, this digital world is overwhelming that I can't recognize myself anymore! | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5072 | I see my whole life passing before my eyes… | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
5073 | I've always wondered what's the splatter with me... | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5074 | Rorschachin' a fool. | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
5075 | Doc, this is exactly why it's so hard for me to open up around others. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5076 | OK, I took a leak, you saved it on paper, and I’m the crazy one? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5077 | Character, reputation - no matter how you cut it, it’s a blot. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5078 | Sorry boss, I had Taco Bell for lunch. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5079 | OMG! I blotted out my mother issues! | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5080 | That’s my uncle Charlie after he fell off the bar stool. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5081 | Again, just tears. | 1.1250 | 0.05223 | 64 | 58 | 4 | 2 |
5082 | My life flashing before my eyes. | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
5083 | Why are you showing pictures of my children? | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5084 | A miscarriage comes to mind. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5085 | Looks like the reason Sally replaced me with a glue stick! | 1.1250 | 0.04395 | 72 | 64 | 7 | 1 |
5086 | I swear, I wasn't even in town that year. | 1.1250 | 0.05223 | 64 | 58 | 4 | 2 |
5087 | I came here to heal from my trauma. | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
5088 | That isn't EXACTLY what I meant. tomsullivan@rogers.com | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
5089 | Doctor, I’ve kept this bottled up for some time… | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
5090 | I'm familiar with the Freudian technique of reflecting. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5091 | A butterfly-- No, a watery solution of fine soot with a hint of shellac-- No, the blood of my ancestors spread across the pages of my life. A blot... on the core of my very existence. Sorry, too dramatic? | 1.1250 | 0.04820 | 72 | 65 | 5 | 2 |
5092 | There is no such thing as privacy anymore! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5093 | Yes, that is my Uncle Marvin. | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
5094 | Yeah… I don’t know who did that, but that’s a nice butterfly. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5095 | I see a baby trying to suck the life out of me | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5096 | It means I’m done going with the flow. | 1.1250 | 0.04725 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
5097 | You can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time you started killing other people" | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5098 | I put my blood, sweat, and tears into it. | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
5099 | It was just a sneeze, I sware! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5100 | It feels like somebody unscrewed my head, pulled my guts out and crushed my skull to get the life out of me..." | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
5101 | I just don’t see myself in it | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
5102 | I'm prescribing you less talk more action for today | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
5103 | I'm tired of myself enough | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
5104 | What is lotted, cannot be blotted! | 1.1233 | 0.04756 | 73 | 66 | 5 | 2 |
5105 | Spit up. | 1.1233 | 0.04756 | 73 | 66 | 5 | 2 |
5106 | Again, it was a moment of passion. | 1.1233 | 0.04756 | 73 | 66 | 5 | 2 |
5107 | I’m spilling my guts here and I feel like your just using it against me. | 1.1233 | 0.04338 | 73 | 65 | 7 | 1 |
5108 | Oh gosh, that looks just like Uncle Harry. | 1.1233 | 0.04338 | 73 | 65 | 7 | 1 |
5109 | Lets not dwell, the world favors appearance anyway | 1.1233 | 0.03875 | 73 | 64 | 9 | 0 |
5110 | If you weren't so messy I could see my mother in there. | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
5111 | Mustard? | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
5112 | It was a moment of childish exuberance. So sue me. | 1.1231 | 0.05146 | 65 | 59 | 4 | 2 |
5113 | It's the 1996 U.S. women's Olympic gymnastics team. | 1.1231 | 0.05593 | 65 | 60 | 2 | 3 |
5114 | The DNA will show that is NOT my blob. | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
5115 | They all remind me of my cousin. He's an ink bottle. | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
5116 | It looks like my mother expressing happiness | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
5117 | I did the best I could to make it meaningless! | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
5118 | No matter what you think, I still need to take a leak. | 1.1231 | 0.05146 | 65 | 59 | 4 | 2 |
5119 | This is gruesome Doc, I can’t ink about this! | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
5120 | It seems your incontinence problem has not improved…. | 1.1231 | 0.05146 | 65 | 59 | 4 | 2 |
5121 | It was a dark and stormy night... | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
5122 | I try to avoid watching my own work. | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
5123 | I see a beautiful representation of the complex interiority within us all. | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
5124 | bladder incontinence affects 1 in 5 women SIR | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
5125 | I see my father… trapped in a well | 1.1231 | 0.04655 | 65 | 58 | 6 | 1 |
5126 | Yeah, I'm afraid that's spot on. | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
5127 | This doesn’t seem like a fair way to assess whether I’m a narcissist. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5128 | It just happened, there she was, red ink and no top, touching me. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5129 | Ouch. That hurts. | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
5130 | I don't know how I folded that without any arms. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
5131 | This is tiresome. Doctor, if you've got something to say, say it. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5132 | The ceiling after I sneezed at an office birthday party last week. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
5133 | Does the DSM have a diagnosis for "leaky fountain pen?" | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5134 | Verisimilitude | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
5135 | Yes…that looks like my son. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5136 | Sorry for sneezing on your paper. | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
5137 | It reminds me of a character on that “Welcome Back Kotter” TV show. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
5138 | Sometimes, when you go to the well, you get schmutz. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5139 | You told us to express ourselves, professor. | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
5140 | Wet dream! | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5141 | You don't say a word while I spill my guts. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
5142 | What you see in this picture reveals your inner self. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5143 | Is that the best you can do? | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5144 | It reminds me of Mom. | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
5145 | Bad digestion caused that poop, not me! | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5146 | Your inkblot tests were inconclusive. The lab technicians have divergent interpretations. | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
5147 | I see my ink blot, of course. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
5148 | I’m sorry I leaked on your chair, but that one always triggers me. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
5149 | I'm not sure if you're asking us to publish a short story or an autobiography. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
5150 | My f.riends just call me "Ro. My friends just call me by my nickname, "Rors". | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
5151 | I tripped and spilled some on that page, there was no deeper meaning to it than that." Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5152 | Looks like my cousin Blackie | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5153 | Well, it's partly your fault for not having an accessible restroom! | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
5154 | That Red Sharpie at the June Picnic? | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5155 | Don’t blot on me” | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5156 | See Doc! I ain’t stain a chance of being understood | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5157 | My feelings just completely spilt over | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5158 | Shit Stain | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5159 | uncle roger | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5160 | I came. I saw. I concurred. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
5161 | It’s a window. A window into my soul. | 1.1224 | 0.04731 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
5162 | You know I don't like this exercise. | 1.1224 | 0.06276 | 49 | 45 | 2 | 2 |
5163 | Yes I said it looks like my Mother | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
5164 | I see murder, mayhem, and my Uncle Fred | 1.1224 | 0.06276 | 49 | 45 | 2 | 2 |
5165 | I know it's shameful, Dr. Freud, but I was only a little squirt. | 1.1224 | 0.04731 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
5166 | My friggin’ father. | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
5167 | According to this, you'll grow up to be very disorganized. | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
5168 | Why show me a picture of my hated cousin? | 1.1224 | 0.04731 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
5169 | I am here to demand full credit, and reimbursement for the use of my images. | 1.1224 | 0.04731 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
5170 | Reminds of the time I spilled myself after a long night of writing. | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
5171 | That could be anybody's nocturnal emission. | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
5172 | It always disturbs me how well you can read my thoughts. | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
5173 | I’m afraid we need to take a DNA sample. | 1.1224 | 0.04731 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
5174 | I really suck at this. | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
5175 | I was trying to put myself through medical school when I did that. | 1.1224 | 0.05558 | 49 | 44 | 4 | 1 |
5176 | I didn't do it, Doc, I swear! | 1.1224 | 0.04731 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
5177 | I just can't give you a better blot. | 1.1220 | 0.06242 | 41 | 37 | 3 | 1 |
5178 | I can't tell anymore Doc they all look the same to me. | 1.1216 | 0.04695 | 74 | 67 | 5 | 2 |
5179 | Yeah, that’s my copybook. So what? | 1.1216 | 0.04695 | 74 | 67 | 5 | 2 |
5180 | Sorry, I wasn't ready for solid food | 1.1216 | 0.04282 | 74 | 66 | 7 | 1 |
5181 | Not my best work... | 1.1212 | 0.05071 | 66 | 60 | 4 | 2 |
5182 | I come in for therapy, and you try to make me feel guilty for costing kids IQ points for being a poor substitute for breast milk. You are a therapist, not a nutritionist | 1.1212 | 0.04588 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
5183 | HIMS just sent me a pill for that. | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
5184 | No, I'm not going to explain my art to you. | 1.1212 | 0.05071 | 66 | 60 | 4 | 2 |
5185 | Pretty good, but I'd like to see more ink | 1.1212 | 0.04588 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
5186 | Come on, spill it. | 1.1212 | 0.04588 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
5187 | I didn't realize how creative I was. | 1.1212 | 0.05071 | 66 | 60 | 4 | 2 |
5188 | OMG! Mom, is that you?! | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
5189 | I see my grandfather. | 1.1212 | 0.04588 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
5190 | The Devil told me to do it. He said his name was Rorschach. | 1.1212 | 0.04588 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
5191 | Leave my son out of it. | 1.1212 | 0.05071 | 66 | 60 | 4 | 2 |
5192 | What's going on and where are my arms and legs? | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
5193 | That's not anger at all. I'm ahead of my time. Someday, people will see the artistic creativity. I call it, "Inking Well!" | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
5194 | I see a world of morally upright people and the noncompliance of basic food groups. | 1.1212 | 0.04048 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
5195 | The forensics just came back. We have a problem. | 1.1207 | 0.05542 | 58 | 53 | 3 | 2 |
5196 | I see blood splatter! | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5197 | It's the first chapter of my autobiography. | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
5198 | Nobody’s gonna fall for this Hermann. | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5199 | I see my future. Meh. | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
5200 | I've been threatened by some guy named Rorschach. | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5201 | If I say 'mother', would that be too obvious? | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5202 | Isn't this a case of the pot and kettle? Or do you want me to tell you about my son's potty training? | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
5203 | I told you I hate my mother | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
5204 | I just don't think you understand! | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5205 | Oh no! It's Uncle Todd! We wondered where he disappeared to. | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
5206 | All I see is blood | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5207 | Sorry. I didn’’t realize you hadn’t read it yet. | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5208 | The one you took that from taught me how to read. | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5209 | I spilled some ink. It looks like a bomb went off. So what? | 1.1207 | 0.05542 | 58 | 53 | 3 | 2 |
5210 | I got caught and I spilled, so what? | 1.1207 | 0.05542 | 58 | 53 | 3 | 2 |
5211 | Makes me think of Mom. | 1.1207 | 0.05542 | 58 | 53 | 3 | 2 |
5212 | Thats the time I inked myself accidentally in public, Doc. | 1.1207 | 0.05542 | 58 | 53 | 3 | 2 |
5213 | My art teacher asked the same question. | 1.1207 | 0.06064 | 58 | 54 | 1 | 3 |
5214 | We are concerned about your son, sir. | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5215 | Sorry, I couldn't hold it | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
5216 | It's getting worse doctor, I can just see myself, destroyed. | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
5217 | My mother's best work, indeed. | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5218 | I see someone who should just stick with a ball point pen. | 1.1200 | 0.04642 | 50 | 44 | 6 | 0 |
5219 | Yes, that’s my resume- interpreting it will be your job. | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5220 | My kindergardener could do that. | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5221 | Depleted | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5222 | I see that I'm pouring myself out to you. | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5223 | I think that this cartoon represents how some people can't have jobs around the world because they don't know how to express themselves correctly. | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5224 | It’s not a complex. That’s exactly what my mother looked like naked. | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5225 | It looks like an impending crash into the Inkblot Nebula. | 1.1200 | 0.04642 | 50 | 44 | 6 | 0 |
5226 | That brings back some haunting images I prefer not to talk about! | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5227 | I may be a baby bottle but the answer's easy. It's my mother! | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5228 | I'm so ashamed! I just couldn't help it! | 1.1200 | 0.04634 | 75 | 68 | 5 | 2 |
5229 | Well... that's just a piece of paper I sneezed on before you came in. Next. | 1.1200 | 0.06154 | 50 | 46 | 2 | 2 |
5230 | When is the funeral? | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5231 | That looks like the sheet , Maw used to hangout for the World to see, when I 'soiled ,' my ink wells ! | 1.1200 | 0.04642 | 50 | 44 | 6 | 0 |
5232 | You picked up my used Kleenex again. | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5233 | Too soon, doctor, too soon! | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5234 | I’m welling up…it’s my brother! | 1.1200 | 0.05451 | 50 | 45 | 4 | 1 |
5235 | Another ballpoint pen mess. | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
5236 | I was high when I did that | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
5237 | I didn't leak it, you've got to believe me! | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
5238 | Would it be too on-the-nose to say that I see my mother? | 1.1194 | 0.04998 | 67 | 61 | 4 | 2 |
5239 | Anything is valid, but...spitting? | 1.1194 | 0.04523 | 67 | 60 | 6 | 1 |
5240 | Trump’s wall? | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
5241 | It was the sausage and peppers. They go right through me. | 1.1194 | 0.03991 | 67 | 59 | 8 | 0 |
5242 | When I said you should let it out, I didn’t mean it literally. | 1.1194 | 0.04523 | 67 | 60 | 6 | 1 |
5243 | After she met Rorschach, things were never the same. | 1.1190 | 0.06099 | 42 | 38 | 3 | 1 |
5244 | (I previously submitted an entry but can suggest amending slightly by adding the word literally as “ I can finally find inner peace by literally spilling my guts to a total stranger”) | 1.1190 | 0.04286 | 84 | 76 | 6 | 2 |
5245 | I am not my brother's keeper | 1.1190 | 0.05058 | 42 | 37 | 5 | 0 |
5246 | It's what's on the inside that counts. | 1.1190 | 0.05058 | 42 | 37 | 5 | 0 |
5247 | The Holocaust. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5248 | Did you get that out of my bathroom trashcan?” | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5249 | Can we leave my incontinence out of this?" | 1.1186 | 0.05451 | 59 | 54 | 3 | 2 |
5250 | Am I paranoid or did you just record me spilling my guts? | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5251 | I see my ex-wife. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5252 | For a psychiatrist, you're showing a remarkable lack of empathy. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5253 | Taco Bell... | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5254 | I’ll have you know, my grandfather invented that. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5255 | But how could you torture me like this, Doctor? | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5256 | Same again. I see another laser printer. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5257 | In the dream, it's me in all those pictures. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5258 | My son, Kal-El. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5259 | That looks like my mother, literally! | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5260 | It looks invisible to me. | 1.1186 | 0.05451 | 59 | 54 | 3 | 2 |
5261 | Me. Spit up. Again. Sigh. Babies can't hold their milk. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5262 | Another mess to clean up. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5263 | This is not an A+ paper? | 1.1186 | 0.05451 | 59 | 54 | 3 | 2 |
5264 | It's my entire career...and it doesn't look good for the future. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5265 | I don't know Doc. They all look like different versions of me. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5266 | I'm tired of looking at crime scene photos over and over again | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5267 | I see spit-up, I’m tormented by it. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5268 | Splish splash I was taking a bath. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5269 | I see dead milk | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5270 | I've clearly given my blood to the wrong kind of doctor. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5271 | When I blow my nose it always looks like that. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5272 | Sorry about your paper but you did ask me to spill my guts. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5273 | Dr. Freud, why the violence?!" | 1.1186 | 0.05451 | 59 | 54 | 3 | 2 |
5274 | You’re right, of course. My mother said that to everyday when I was a child. | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5275 | Yeah I know, it's what's on the inside that matters moist. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5276 | Alas, poor Sigmund! I knew him, a waterman: a fountain of infinite scribe. | 1.1186 | 0.04246 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
5277 | All I see is my own blood spilled | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5278 | I’m TIRED okay?? | 1.1186 | 0.04886 | 59 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
5279 | Pablum. It's all pablum. | 1.1184 | 0.04175 | 76 | 68 | 7 | 1 |
5280 | You may roar, but are you shocked? | 1.1184 | 0.04175 | 76 | 68 | 7 | 1 |
5281 | This is WAY to personal, Doc. Can we talk about my mother instead? | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5282 | Well, you tell me what kind of therapist doesn’t keep a box of tissues on his desk! | 1.1176 | 0.04459 | 68 | 61 | 6 | 1 |
5283 | If you keep making these diagrams I will finally be free from this pain. | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
5284 | Uncle Fred? | 1.1176 | 0.04459 | 68 | 61 | 6 | 1 |
5285 | Why do you have so many pictures of my mother? | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5286 | That's right, I spit on every sheet of paper in that pile. All you have to do is show all of them to a "patient" and ask them what it looks like, then pretend they said something meaningful. Easiest money you'll ever make. | 1.1176 | 0.05354 | 68 | 63 | 2 | 3 |
5287 | That's Pete, and he's still in a timeout. | 1.1176 | 0.04556 | 51 | 45 | 6 | 0 |
5288 | Again all I see is another life cut short. | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5289 | It’s always the colonoscopy prep that I dread most. | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5290 | I see a victim of pseudo-science | 1.1176 | 0.06037 | 51 | 47 | 2 | 2 |
5291 | I'm telling you I don't have mother issues. | 1.1176 | 0.04556 | 51 | 45 | 6 | 0 |
5292 | I see another murder scene. | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
5293 | I’m telling ya, I’d know Uncle Ralph’s work anywhere. | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5294 | I don’t want to discuss my family. | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5295 | Yes…that’s my cousin after his premature fall from his office desk… | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
5296 | If I say "my mother" you'll never let it go, will you? | 1.1176 | 0.06037 | 51 | 47 | 2 | 2 |
5297 | My mother won't stop blaming me. | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5298 | I’m sorry I sneezed on your paper, I have a cold” | 1.1176 | 0.03936 | 68 | 60 | 8 | 0 |
5299 | We all have things that we’d like to take back in life. | 1.1176 | 0.04556 | 51 | 45 | 6 | 0 |
5300 | A crab ! | 1.1176 | 0.04459 | 68 | 61 | 6 | 1 |
5301 | You ask me to put down the first thing that comes out of my head and every time it’s the same rainbow…I tell you doc… it’s not easy being a gouache as vivid as I am | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5302 | No Hidden meaning there - I accidentally sneezed on that! Oops! I sharted again! Omg I see a killer quill pen! | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5303 | This is all your fault, why did you leave me alone? | 1.1176 | 0.04927 | 68 | 62 | 4 | 2 |
5304 | I was trying to leave a good inkpression | 1.1176 | 0.04556 | 51 | 45 | 6 | 0 |
5305 | Oh no, not my childhood! | 1.1176 | 0.06037 | 51 | 47 | 2 | 2 |
5306 | I don't know either. What do you th ink? | 1.1176 | 0.05354 | 68 | 63 | 2 | 3 |
5307 | Look, I had a sneeze coming, and the quarterly report on your desk was the closest thing to a tissue I could find. It won’t happen again. | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
5308 | I said that it was an accident, sorry! | 1.1176 | 0.04927 | 68 | 62 | 4 | 2 |
5309 | That one looks like my Uncle Charlie. | 1.1169 | 0.03685 | 77 | 68 | 9 | 0 |
5310 | It definitely is not a bat; I see myself. | 1.1169 | 0.04519 | 77 | 70 | 5 | 2 |
5311 | That dark cloud started when I became obsolete. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
5312 | im sorry i just couldn't control myself | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5313 | Yes, I did it. But it was non-voluntary. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5314 | Oh my! My Mothers color. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5315 | Of course. It’s always the mother. | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
5316 | Approximately identical twins? | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
5317 | That's circumstantial evidence. You can't prove I did it. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5318 | You really need stop taking credit for my work Rorschach. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5319 | Porn of your mother. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5320 | Oh,yes. Charles | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5321 | I know, I know! I'm all schached up; all I can manage is a roar. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5322 | Blotto? | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
5323 | Those were my grandmother’s final words. | 1.1167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 55 | 3 | 2 |
5324 | I'm sorry I spilled it. I was thinking about Elmer's glue when he betrayed me online. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5325 | Am I really just an ink splat Dr. ? | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
5326 | Clueless Psychiatrist scamming clueless patient. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5327 | He was my friend!! | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
5328 | I thought you were a therapist not a gastroenterologist | 1.1167 | 0.04179 | 60 | 53 | 7 | 0 |
5329 | This reminds me I'm getting low on ink. | 1.1163 | 0.04946 | 43 | 38 | 5 | 0 |
5330 | Is see the nipple I never amounted to be | 1.1163 | 0.04946 | 43 | 38 | 5 | 0 |
5331 | No, it doesn’t look like my mother, and no, it doesn’t make me think of my mother – what I’m telling you is, that IS my mother. | 1.1163 | 0.05962 | 43 | 39 | 3 | 1 |
5332 | OMG, so it's my prostate? | 1.1163 | 0.05962 | 43 | 39 | 3 | 1 |
5333 | Roadkill | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
5334 | Good news, the ultrasound looks very healthy. | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
5335 | I don’t see how showing me pictures of the accident is going to help me blot it from my memory . | 1.1159 | 0.04858 | 69 | 63 | 4 | 2 |
5336 | Well, what were you expecting? | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
5337 | Where did you get my high school yearbook picture? | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
5338 | I have a problem with impulse control. | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
5339 | 'Leaking is the world's most embarrassing problem. Whether it's a pen, an information, or just some liquid.' | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
5340 | I need fries with that. | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
5341 | It's not a conventional résumé, but I hope you can see potential. | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
5342 | I’m afraid this was your father’s last will and testament for his remains. | 1.1159 | 0.04397 | 69 | 62 | 6 | 1 |
5343 | It’s.. too painful | 1.1159 | 0.03882 | 69 | 61 | 8 | 0 |
5344 | Dirty diaper, definitely! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
5345 | Mr. Rorschach, I’m not going to spill out my personal life like that again if you’re going to use it like that. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5346 | Your kidding right? Pictures of spiders? Doc, I've got real lip problems at home! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5347 | Oh no! My wife wants a divorce! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5348 | Clumsy draftsman! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5349 | I see a sacrificial lamb. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5350 | OK, I wear adult diapers. So what? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5351 | What makes you think this is your child? | 1.1154 | 0.04073 | 78 | 70 | 7 | 1 |
5352 | Yeah, I did it. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5353 | I feel misunderstood because nobody gets who I really am. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
5354 | Aren't you going to say gesundheit? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
5355 | I wanna sue them both. Rorschach and Pollock. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5356 | It really captures my essence | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5357 | Do you see any of yourself on this? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5358 | I spill my guts to you every week, and for what??!!” | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5359 | An ink blotch. Nothing more, nothing lass. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
5360 | Rorsach Schmorsach !You're the one showing the dirty pictures. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
5361 | Alas poor Yorick. I knew him well, Horatio. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
5362 | Clearly that is me rejecting my first fountain pen. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
5363 | The First thing that comes to mind is Jimmy Durante. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5364 | I spilled my guts out on paper! You tell me what it means! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5365 | Ah, one of my favorite early works, "Infinite Dichotomy 10,762." | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5366 | It reminds me of a 17-year-old girl with a hangover trying to open me for breakfast. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
5367 | I think I made my masterpiece. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
5368 | I see the quill again. He’s such a drain on me. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
5369 | I'm hoping you can forgive my lapse in judgment and won't let it become a permanent stain on my record. | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5370 | I'm sloppy, so what? | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5371 | I thought you invited me over for lunch? | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5372 | It looks like a shitty diaper to me. | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5373 | That's my diaper. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5374 | My past is so painful. | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5375 | Regret | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5376 | I feel like my life is nothing but a series of meaningless blots.” | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5377 | That’s a blot from my Splatter series. | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5378 | Don’t compare this primitive work to my involvement in the ‘Declaration of Independence. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5379 | Ah yes, that's BRIL alright. Quite demonstrative to say the least. | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5380 | I'm sorry. You were out of toilet paper. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5381 | I couldn't help it, I am allergic. | 1.1148 | 0.05278 | 61 | 56 | 3 | 2 |
5382 | Oh, don’t worry. I declassified the whole bunch before the movers came. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5383 | Kinda like a dream of mine | 1.1148 | 0.05278 | 61 | 56 | 3 | 2 |
5384 | Not one of those "bless you" people, I see. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5385 | It’ not the blots that threaten me, it’s the boobs. | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5386 | I made a mess . . . So sue me! (Caption by Edgar A.Goetzl | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5387 | Oh! That's what had happened to Bill. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5388 | It was devastating - still is. From that moment on, no matter how creative I am, people only refer to me as "that little squirt" | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
5389 | I see my mis-spent youth. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5390 | Seems like Dr. Rorschach is stuck in your head. Let's cut back on your meds for awhile. | 1.1148 | 0.04732 | 61 | 55 | 5 | 1 |
5391 | I told you I wasn’t feeling great! | 1.1148 | 0.05278 | 61 | 56 | 3 | 2 |
5392 | Not my fault. I was only 8 months old. | 1.1143 | 0.04337 | 70 | 63 | 6 | 1 |
5393 | If you keep showing me pictures of penises I'm gonna keep getting erections | 1.1143 | 0.04337 | 70 | 63 | 6 | 1 |
5394 | I know, I know Dr. Schmidt. It's not my greatest work. | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
5395 | Doc, I have to be honest. These sessions are draining." Joshua Ster | 1.1143 | 0.03830 | 70 | 62 | 8 | 0 |
5396 | Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. | 1.1143 | 0.04337 | 70 | 63 | 6 | 1 |
5397 | What’s a narcissist? | 1.1143 | 0.04337 | 70 | 63 | 6 | 1 |
5398 | I see what you’re trying to do here, but all I see is a horse galloping | 1.1143 | 0.04337 | 70 | 63 | 6 | 1 |
5399 | I call this one, ‘My Internal Self.’ | 1.1136 | 0.05831 | 44 | 40 | 3 | 1 |
5400 | Thanks | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
5401 | With all due respect doctor, I’m just not ready to talk about my mother | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
5402 | Obviously his father is a source of chaos in our family. I’ve told him many times to avoid dripping onto flat surfaces. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
5403 | Okay. Okay. So I hated my father! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5404 | I see my mother. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5405 | Uncle Ted was very happy that day. | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
5406 | Why do you psychiatrists always say everything traces back to my mother? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5407 | My mother. Literally my mother. | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
5408 | I'm so sorry. I couldn't find any toilet paper. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
5409 | Mr. Gluey, this is a Rorschach ink blot, not a torn sheet for you to repair! We’ll discuss this next session. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
5410 | Since I see you're stealing my work...I'll say - yo mama. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5411 | One of the several bad novels I was forced to work on. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5412 | Again, Aunt Agnes. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5413 | I dunno but its kinda graphic doc | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5414 | I swear that's not one of mine! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5415 | And that's from my head cold collection | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
5416 | Poor Yorick | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5417 | So I farted, big deal | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
5418 | And I thought that I was strait! | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
5419 | That is all I have left of uncle Irving. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
5420 | I always told my brother he needed a more permanent line of work. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
5421 | Get that mirror out of my face! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5422 | I'm getting it now. This all goes back to my mother. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5423 | This isn’t what I thought you meant by a blood test. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5424 | When did you start drawing these violent scenes? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
5425 | Where'd you get this picture of my parents fighting? | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5426 | Yes, I can authenticate that. I created it on Christmas Day in 2012 as a comment on materialistic society and the pointless use of Bit Coin. | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
5427 | They're all of you. Every single one. | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5428 | mind if i use your tissue for other clients? | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
5429 | well that's pretty dark... black even | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
5430 | What does she have to do with anything? | 1.1129 | 0.05196 | 62 | 57 | 3 | 2 |
5431 | It's like ... a laptop. And two ball-point pens. | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5432 | I’ll order a dozen 8x12’s. | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5433 | I told you I didn't want to talk about my mother. | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5434 | Is this what you normally do with a urine sample? | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5435 | I don't think this exposure therapy is helping, Doc. | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5436 | The DNA will prove I’m innocent. | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5437 | What advice do you wish you could give to your younger self? | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5438 | Those pages contain the story of my life - one ink mess after another! | 1.1129 | 0.04052 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 0 |
5439 | Where did you find that photo of my late father? | 1.1129 | 0.05196 | 62 | 57 | 3 | 2 |
5440 | „You’ve just made me realize how much I miss my unbottled self.” | 1.1129 | 0.04659 | 62 | 56 | 5 | 1 |
5441 | Abortion | 1.1127 | 0.03779 | 71 | 63 | 8 | 0 |
5442 | You ever heard of Walter Keane? No? Good. | 1.1127 | 0.04279 | 71 | 64 | 6 | 1 |
5443 | You're a monster. | 1.1111 | 0.05705 | 45 | 41 | 3 | 1 |
5444 | I see my father's incontinence. | 1.1111 | 0.05116 | 63 | 58 | 3 | 2 |
5445 | What are you doing with a photo of Henry, my eldest son? | 1.1111 | 0.05705 | 45 | 41 | 3 | 1 |
5446 | My future is uncertain. Think I will open a tattoo parlor. | 1.1111 | 0.05711 | 54 | 50 | 2 | 2 |
5447 | Aunt Edna. | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
5448 | So I'm not house-trained? | 1.1111 | 0.04738 | 45 | 40 | 5 | 0 |
5449 | I know, doc, I know—use a condom... | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5450 | I am here to help you. What is so wrong with your life that you are self-harming? | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5451 | Not my best work." Nancy Hawley Spokane W | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5452 | You know, Doc, I'm getting pretty tired of talking about my mother. | 1.1111 | 0.05711 | 54 | 50 | 2 | 2 |
5453 | Mom never knew what to do with me. | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
5454 | 'It's not mine. I never touched her!' | 1.1111 | 0.05711 | 54 | 50 | 2 | 2 |
5455 | I peaked when I was 17. My work has only gotten worse since then. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5456 | In my defense it was the swimsuit edition. | 1.1111 | 0.05705 | 45 | 41 | 3 | 1 |
5457 | I lose control of my bladder and you have to rub it in. | 1.1111 | 0.04738 | 45 | 40 | 5 | 0 |
5458 | Babies suck...then throw up. | 1.1111 | 0.04738 | 45 | 40 | 5 | 0 |
5459 | I'm sorry. I just couldn't hold it in any longer. | 1.1111 | 0.04662 | 72 | 66 | 4 | 2 |
5460 | Doc there you go profiling me again! | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
5461 | I call it, "Look, Ma! No Hands!" It's a self-portrait. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5462 | I told you I was depressed! | 1.1111 | 0.06531 | 45 | 42 | 1 | 2 |
5463 | Not one of mine. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5464 | Introspective! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5465 | I never in my life made a mess like that. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
5466 | That looks like my Uncle George | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
5467 | I always cry when I see a picture of my Nana | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
5468 | Its clearly a crab. | 1.1111 | 0.05711 | 54 | 50 | 2 | 2 |
5469 | As you can see your work has been very splotchy lately | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
5470 | Ah Tusche. We'll always have Paris. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
5471 | It's my squashed son! | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
5472 | No one likes me anymore! Every one thinks I am contaminated | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
5473 | Rorschach Ketchup, I don't think so. | 1.1111 | 0.05705 | 45 | 41 | 3 | 1 |
5474 | That was my favourite Child! | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
5475 | Basically, that's my career in a nutshell. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
5476 | Look Doc, I just provide the ink I don't draw them. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
5477 | I don't want to talk about the children! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5478 | I see my ex, her private parts, but that's my ex." | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5479 | Yes, I knew him — before his dreadful accident. Jolly good fellow, if you ask me. | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
5480 | I told you already: I don't know how he fell of that ledge. | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
5481 | Cartoonist on shrooms. | 1.1111 | 0.04738 | 45 | 40 | 5 | 0 |
5482 | Why do we always have to talk about my mother! | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
5483 | I'd wash my hands after handling that | 1.1111 | 0.04662 | 72 | 66 | 4 | 2 |
5484 | I understand you are unhappy our new paperless office policy | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
5485 | I thought you were a therapist, not a fortune teller… | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
5486 | I just can’t stain it, doc! | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
5487 | Ma'am, I won't tolerate your child spitting on my degree again. | 1.1111 | 0.04738 | 45 | 40 | 5 | 0 |
5488 | What do you want from me? I don’t have socks | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
5489 | No one ever sees the real me | 1.1111 | 0.03991 | 63 | 56 | 7 | 0 |
5490 | That's not what I had in mind when I asked you to make a splash in our last marketing meeting! | 1.1111 | 0.04588 | 63 | 57 | 5 | 1 |
5491 | I feel culturally appropriated... | 1.1094 | 0.04519 | 64 | 58 | 5 | 1 |
5492 | My first Long Island Iced Tea. | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
5493 | My resume. | 1.1094 | 0.04519 | 64 | 58 | 5 | 1 |
5494 | That's what happens when you splash me on paper, Doctor Freud! | 1.1094 | 0.05038 | 64 | 59 | 3 | 2 |
5495 | The results of the Lie Detector test say . . . | 1.1094 | 0.04519 | 64 | 58 | 5 | 1 |
5496 | Handkerchief. | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
5497 | I don't know Mr. Rorschach, I'm just applying for the janitor's job. | 1.1094 | 0.05038 | 64 | 59 | 3 | 2 |
5498 | I'm a baby's formula bottle! What do you think I think it looks like? | 1.1094 | 0.04519 | 64 | 58 | 5 | 1 |
5499 | What were you expecting,Knausguaard? | 1.1094 | 0.05038 | 64 | 59 | 3 | 2 |
5500 | What's this have to do with me? I'm cyan. | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
5501 | Uhhhhh, I don't know how my son's art work got mixed in there. | 1.1094 | 0.05508 | 64 | 60 | 1 | 3 |
5502 | That is Uncle Pee Wee! | 1.1094 | 0.05038 | 64 | 59 | 3 | 2 |
5503 | King Charles when I’m done with him | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
5504 | Sir, I can explain! | 1.1094 | 0.03932 | 64 | 57 | 7 | 0 |
5505 | I'm sorry. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5506 | I see regrets and bad decisions... | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5507 | I feel like I’ve been putting half of myself into my work lately. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5508 | Our team can’t seem to agree about your blood test results. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5509 | Dont' you feel a utter fraud asking me here to analyse them for you? | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5510 | Looks like indigestion | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5511 | That's the irony, who is doing the Rorschach test, me or you? | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5512 | I know. I’m sorry. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5513 | Did you take your hat off this morning? My hats off to you! | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5514 | BLOTCHED INK | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5515 | I was very ill with a virus that day. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5516 | Excuse me. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5517 | Cousin Jack! We thought you were in Hawaii. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5518 | Looks just like my hat. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5519 | I'm not big on self-reflection. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5520 | Why did you bring my mirror here? | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5521 | All right, all right. It is my child. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5522 | Let's switch seats... | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5523 | Looks like a frog but that's my signature | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5524 | Come again? | 1.1091 | 0.05609 | 55 | 51 | 2 | 2 |
5525 | It looks like my Mother when she fell to the ground. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5526 | Looks like toilet paper | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5527 | Looks like a fly on a wall to me. | 1.1091 | 0.05609 | 55 | 51 | 2 | 2 |
5528 | I see...failure | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5529 | It's all black and white to me. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5530 | I see my end is coming | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5531 | Sorry doc, i have no inkling what that means | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5532 | This is too meta for me. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
5533 | Nothing really… just, like, marked up paper… Why? | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5534 | You see your ex here, too? | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
5535 | I see my dad. Literally, that's my father." | 1.1087 | 0.04640 | 46 | 41 | 5 | 0 |
5536 | I was trying to imitate Jackson Pollock. | 1.1087 | 0.04640 | 46 | 41 | 5 | 0 |
5537 | Once more, I see the blood of the innocent. Can we please stop now?" | 1.1087 | 0.04640 | 46 | 41 | 5 | 0 |
5538 | I'd rather leave the caption up to my audience. | 1.1087 | 0.05585 | 46 | 42 | 3 | 1 |
5539 | Honest doc, that's the first thought that came out of my head. | 1.1087 | 0.04640 | 46 | 41 | 5 | 0 |
5540 | Brother Pollock | 1.1087 | 0.05585 | 46 | 42 | 3 | 1 |
5541 | Yes, it's mine. Analyze it. | 1.1087 | 0.04640 | 46 | 41 | 5 | 0 |
5542 | Sorry. I’m just not feeling well today. | 1.1087 | 0.04640 | 46 | 41 | 5 | 0 |
5543 | That’s from when I was a sperm donor. | 1.1081 | 0.03634 | 74 | 66 | 8 | 0 |
5544 | It reminds me a lot of my mom…is that my mom? | 1.1081 | 0.04112 | 74 | 67 | 6 | 1 |
5545 | Listen Doctor, I do ink blots for a living and all that looks like to me is another ink blot! | 1.1077 | 0.04452 | 65 | 59 | 5 | 1 |
5546 | Are you saying I have "mommy issues?" | 1.1077 | 0.04452 | 65 | 59 | 5 | 1 |
5547 | I believe I’ve hit the spot right there | 1.1077 | 0.04452 | 65 | 59 | 5 | 1 |
5548 | I don't know. It just makes me feel like I'm throwing my life away. | 1.1077 | 0.04963 | 65 | 60 | 3 | 2 |
5549 | That's from the summer we spent in Maine. | 1.1077 | 0.04963 | 65 | 60 | 3 | 2 |
5550 | But Dr Rorschach - I hoped you'd read it to me | 1.1077 | 0.03875 | 65 | 58 | 7 | 0 |
5551 | This looks like one of my farts—silent but splashy. | 1.1077 | 0.04452 | 65 | 59 | 5 | 1 |
5552 | Of course I’m going to have mommy issues if you keep showing me that photo of my mother. | 1.1077 | 0.04452 | 65 | 59 | 5 | 1 |
5553 | But Doctor, I feel responsible for my own issues. | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
5554 | And that one looks like my sister's baby Natalie. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5555 | The horror...the horror | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
5556 | I didn't realize I had made such a mess out of things. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5557 | That's what I mean. I can't control myself. | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
5558 | Honestly, I feel like Tony Soprano is channeling me. | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
5559 | I think I might cry over this | 1.1071 | 0.05512 | 56 | 52 | 2 | 2 |
5560 | Bull$h!t Doctor” What you see? Or this whole exercise” | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5561 | Not me! The baby did it. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5562 | Rorschach? Wasn't he one of the Sweathogs? | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
5563 | When I said use your head I didn’t mean literally! | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5564 | Please, not again! | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5565 | That is the note my ex-girlfriend left me when she broke up with me | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5566 | My son never calls me anymore. | 1.1071 | 0.05512 | 56 | 52 | 2 | 2 |
5567 | Seriously, is that the best you can do? | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
5568 | Why do you therapists always torment me with pictures of mothers nursing their babies? | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
5569 | My handwriting needs work. | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
5570 | I don't feel comfortable talking about my past spills. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5571 | We have evidence that you’ve been showing up to the office topless. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5572 | Can we talk about my residuals first" | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5573 | Sadist. | 1.1071 | 0.05512 | 56 | 52 | 2 | 2 |
5574 | A broken pen | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5575 | I’m auditioning for the role of Johnny on the spot. | 1.1071 | 0.05512 | 56 | 52 | 2 | 2 |
5576 | Same thing I always see. Ivory, Jerry, Charles, and Orville. | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5577 | Oh my god I think that's my mother (thinking) ..so she didn't leave me. Therapy sucks but in this case you've sorted out my abandonment issues. Can I take her home now? | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
5578 | Ummm…bender. | 1.1067 | 0.03588 | 75 | 67 | 8 | 0 |
5579 | All I see is another udder! | 1.1067 | 0.04060 | 75 | 68 | 6 | 1 |
5580 | Also bedwetting. But doc, I'm not sure exposure therapy is helping. | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
5581 | Doc, you have to think out of the inkblot: I 've just got a bad case of sneezes. | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
5582 | I've never had a problem with incontinence before! | 1.1064 | 0.05470 | 47 | 43 | 3 | 1 |
5583 | Honest, it wasn’t me. | 1.1064 | 0.05470 | 47 | 43 | 3 | 1 |
5584 | I'm in a condiment state of ketchup | 1.1064 | 0.05470 | 47 | 43 | 3 | 1 |
5585 | My lifeblood draining out on the paper. Why, what do you see? | 1.1064 | 0.05470 | 47 | 43 | 3 | 1 |
5586 | A rough Saturday night. | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
5587 | That was my mother . . . until somebody knocked her off the shelf." | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
5588 | It's ink Freud. It's just ink. | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
5589 | This cartoon is black and white, so I don't know if it's mine. | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
5590 | My job is really draining, I’m starting to feel so empty inside | 1.1064 | 0.04546 | 47 | 42 | 5 | 0 |
5591 | It reminds me of color inside of me trying to get out. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
5592 | Yes, I could've been a much better example to him." | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
5593 | ONE TIME I sneeze without my handkerchief and you guys go all psycho on me. | 1.1061 | 0.04387 | 66 | 60 | 5 | 1 |
5594 | I can profile the bottle and the squirter. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
5595 | Guinevere is a very erotic teacher but it does not excuse your very naughty vocabulary, Lancelot. | 1.1061 | 0.04387 | 66 | 60 | 5 | 1 |
5596 | I asked you not to sign HR complaints. | 1.1061 | 0.04387 | 66 | 60 | 5 | 1 |
5597 | I see an unforgivable waste of valuable ink. | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
5598 | I had a cold , it means nothing I tell you! | 1.1061 | 0.04890 | 66 | 61 | 3 | 2 |
5599 | All I see is my mother, doc. | 1.1061 | 0.04387 | 66 | 60 | 5 | 1 |
5600 | Oh that one? I burped. | 1.1061 | 0.04387 | 66 | 60 | 5 | 1 |
5601 | It’s a memoir … | 1.1061 | 0.03819 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
5602 | A crab? I mean, just like the others, it looks like me. But I'm just not sure what you're looking for me to say, doc. Fireworks? | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
5603 | But doctor, I already know I'm having an identity crisis. | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
5604 | Chip off the old block, eh doc? | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5605 | That's when I had getting over a hangover. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5606 | Christ, Lou, are we really going to dig through my trash and pretend to be scandalized? | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5607 | It’s a poor use for ink- I can’t relate! | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5608 | That’s because everything IS about my father. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5609 | Doctor, please, may I just have the results? Do I have colon cancer cancer or not? | 1.1053 | 0.04424 | 76 | 70 | 4 | 2 |
5610 | Did you have to use ketchup? | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
5611 | It's nocturnal Doc, y'gotta believe me! | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5612 | The sucking can be difficult | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5613 | I feel like my mind has been going in two different directions lately. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5614 | That was a failed attempt at a solo career . . . , | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5615 | Why must you bring my mother into this? | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
5616 | Why can't I have a color blot like others? | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
5617 | Yes, that's my handkerchief. | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
5618 | Yet another so-called family photo of my parents and sister, but as usual I’m not in it. That’s a large part of why I get blotto every night. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5619 | I had a cousin who became an empty ink bottle. | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
5620 | You only schwartz, the person who zooms you. | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
5621 | …a mediocre example of an early commissioned portrait of my partner’s mother. | 1.1053 | 0.05418 | 57 | 53 | 2 | 2 |
5622 | I am your father. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5623 | That's going to be you if I don't get a passing grade. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5624 | An I missing something? | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5625 | Looks like my no good cheatin’ wife! | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5626 | I know it’s hard, but sometimes facing the trama helps | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5627 | It’s the TRUTH, you coward. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5628 | after arrival | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5629 | Achoo! Oops oops It’s allergies I promise. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
5630 | I feel like I’m being cross-examined, doctor. | 1.1045 | 0.04819 | 67 | 62 | 3 | 2 |
5631 | Lunch? | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
5632 | Hey, even Willie Mays occasionally dropped a fly ball. | 1.1045 | 0.04324 | 67 | 61 | 5 | 1 |
5633 | Well, maybe I did and maybe I didn't. | 1.1045 | 0.04324 | 67 | 61 | 5 | 1 |
5634 | that's definitely ketchup | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
5635 | 2nd Day of period | 1.1045 | 0.03765 | 67 | 60 | 7 | 0 |
5636 | That's disgusting! | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
5637 | I don't know what that means. I just sneezed, and that's what came out. | 1.1042 | 0.05359 | 48 | 44 | 3 | 1 |
5638 | The President did that? | 1.1042 | 0.05359 | 48 | 44 | 3 | 1 |
5639 | Yes, you can see how beautiful she was. I miss her to the bottom of my well. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
5640 | All I see is a reminder of what a waste my life has been. | 1.1042 | 0.05359 | 48 | 44 | 3 | 1 |
5641 | Easily my finest work, but the critics panned it as overly sentimental. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
5642 | Yes, doc, my son drives me crazy | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
5643 | Ah that would be a picture of the twins! | 1.1042 | 0.05359 | 48 | 44 | 3 | 1 |
5644 | What's with the constant needling doc? | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
5645 | am i not supposed to have a period now? | 1.1042 | 0.06131 | 48 | 45 | 1 | 2 |
5646 | I know I shouldn’t take it personally | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
5647 | I guess they don't burp you either. | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5648 | Doc, that's how I feel inside. | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5649 | My biggest fear! | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5650 | Indigestion. | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5651 | Why do you keep saying I have an oral fixation? | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5652 | I'm sorry, I'm INKapable of seeing anything | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
5653 | Dad's passengers | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5654 | How depressing!!!!!!! | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
5655 | 23andMe found my 2nd cousin once removed? | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5656 | These new laxatives are getting out of hand… | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
5657 | Is that your signature? If so you’re bound by the agreement. | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
5658 | Oh don't give me any more of that Freudian nonsense, of course it reminds me of my mother | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5659 | Could I get a tissue that isn’t used? | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5660 | Damn, bro. How long have you been collecting my tissues? | 1.1034 | 0.05326 | 58 | 54 | 2 | 2 |
5661 | A bar bathroom selfie. | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
5662 | I suggest a few drops of CBD oil twice a day will calm your edges. | 1.1034 | 0.05326 | 58 | 54 | 2 | 2 |
5663 | It’s definitely a sucking mouth. | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
5664 | I keep seeing my mother in these inkblots | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5665 | You assume everything is sexual - but that inkblot isn't mine. | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5666 | I know, not my best blot! | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5667 | Look at this mess you made, is this really what you're made of? | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
5668 | It’s a-me, Mario! | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
5669 | How is this supposed to help me cope with the fact that I am extINKed? | 1.1034 | 0.05326 | 58 | 54 | 2 | 2 |
5670 | You’re the one who keeps showing me pictures of my mother ! | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5671 | Do you show humans bloodstains too? | 1.1034 | 0.05326 | 58 | 54 | 2 | 2 |
5672 | „Are you sure you can help me to overcome my psychogenic vomiting?“ | 1.1034 | 0.04725 | 58 | 53 | 4 | 1 |
5673 | Yeah, my co-workers said I would cement the deal for them. | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
5674 | Now you're just taunting me. | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
5675 | That looks like my uncle Ralph. | 1.1029 | 0.04263 | 68 | 62 | 5 | 1 |
5676 | If it's any consolation, I'm vaccinated. | 1.1029 | 0.04263 | 68 | 62 | 5 | 1 |
5677 | I vomited. That’s all there is to it. | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
5678 | Your autobiography was difficult to read | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
5679 | I think Jackson Pollock would approve. | 1.1029 | 0.03713 | 68 | 61 | 7 | 0 |
5680 | Me again. I'm always messing up. | 1.1026 | 0.04922 | 39 | 35 | 4 | 0 |
5681 | You're kidding me, right? | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
5682 | Spot on how I feel, Mr. Shrinkster | 1.1020 | 0.06008 | 49 | 46 | 1 | 2 |
5683 | Oh, NO! So that's what happened to Elsie! | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
5684 | That's a page from my diary when I was eleven. Dad ran off with a real sharpie and then my Mom had to dry out. #MyNewYorkerCaption | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
5685 | I didn’t do that. Must be your last crazy patient. John Oesterle Burke, Va | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
5686 | The answer depends on which one of my trash cans you got that from. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
5687 | I see room for improvement in your technique, Dr. Rorschach. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
5688 | I’ve told you before, all I see is my mother | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
5689 | We can have diarrhea too | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
5690 | I wish my past transgressions would stop taking center stage! | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
5691 | You must not be doing well, doctor, with no couch and no real Rorschach's Test. | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
5692 | I hate looking through family photos. | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
5693 | It looks like my ex-husband. | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
5694 | Can’t you at least use paint? | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
5695 | Thats’s the kid that threw me across the room. | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
5696 | No Inky, No Splatzky! | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
5697 | You might call it pornography; to me, it's art. | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
5698 | I told you, this happens when I get nervous! | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
5699 | Yes, that’s exactly what it looked like after she fell off the counter. It was horrific | 1.1017 | 0.05238 | 59 | 55 | 2 | 2 |
5700 | OK, this one IS my mother, but how do YOU know her? | 1.1017 | 0.05238 | 59 | 55 | 2 | 2 |
5701 | Tell me about your firstborn… | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
5702 | It looks like an unfunny New Yorker cartoon. | 1.1017 | 0.05238 | 59 | 55 | 2 | 2 |
5703 | So how do you interpret that, Doc? I could never read my blot test results | 1.1017 | 0.04647 | 59 | 54 | 4 | 1 |
5704 | Ok, Rorschach …Tell me about your mother | 1.1017 | 0.03969 | 59 | 53 | 6 | 0 |
5705 | That's NOT an ink blot, that's a butterfly!! Geez. | 1.1014 | 0.04203 | 69 | 63 | 5 | 1 |
5706 | It's either my tears or vomit. | 1.1014 | 0.04203 | 69 | 63 | 5 | 1 |
5707 | I’m not sure if I was happy or sad. | 1.1014 | 0.03661 | 69 | 62 | 7 | 0 |
5708 | Looks like the lactating breast that I wish I were. | 1.1014 | 0.05118 | 69 | 65 | 1 | 3 |
5709 | There's my argument... NO to abortion! | 1.1014 | 0.04203 | 69 | 63 | 5 | 1 |
5710 | Yes, most all my works are the bi-product of a troubled childhood. | 1.1000 | 0.04572 | 60 | 55 | 4 | 1 |
5711 | Maybe I am egocentric, but that’s what I see. | 1.1000 | 0.03612 | 70 | 63 | 7 | 0 |
5712 | That looks nothing at all like my mother. | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
5713 | I'm so tired of performing for other people. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
5714 | No, I feel like it was wider… | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
5715 | `Me.' | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
5716 | I can't...Dad!! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
5717 | What do I see? I see my Uncle Phil unceremoniously splattered there, that's what I see. | 1.1000 | 0.04572 | 60 | 55 | 4 | 1 |
5718 | These sessions go so long, I just couldn't hold it any longer. | 1.1000 | 0.04618 | 70 | 65 | 3 | 2 |
5719 | I think I see my parents, but that always happens with print. | 1.1000 | 0.04572 | 60 | 55 | 4 | 1 |
5720 | You murderer! What did you do to my brother? | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
5721 | ... a sucker! | 1.1000 | 0.04572 | 60 | 55 | 4 | 1 |
5722 | Hey Doc, haven't you got it backwards? I'm supposed to look at pictures of faces. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
5723 | You try and cough up something better! | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
5724 | Looks like my latest squeeze… | 1.1000 | 0.04572 | 60 | 55 | 4 | 1 |
5725 | I see a dark hole… | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
5726 | You should behave, or I will call the brushes | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
5727 | I don’t think looking at a picture of my kids is helping. | 1.1000 | 0.04572 | 60 | 55 | 4 | 1 |
5728 | Are you making fun of me? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
5729 | Use something else, I am so tired of complicity in these filthy ideas of yours. | 1.1000 | 0.05890 | 50 | 47 | 1 | 2 |
5730 | Death." - I'm beginning to a pattern here. You are fixated on death! | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
5731 | What can I tell you, Larry David would be very disappointed in me | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
5732 | My Ex-wife. Again. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
5733 | I swear officer she said she was 18 | 1.1000 | 0.04572 | 60 | 55 | 4 | 1 |
5734 | You're the editor,not me. It's up to you to say what I meant with that ink blot. | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
5735 | It's only me. And I really am just a good and happy bottle of ink. The things people sometimes project onto me are very hard to take. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
5736 | It's my cat, Mitzy, that mama stuffed into the bottle when I was 8 years old. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
5737 | I'm aghast! Is that me? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
5738 | I admit that is my inkblot, but I did not do the crime. | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
5739 | I am not fixated on her. You literally just keep holding up pictures of my mom. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
5740 | This is extremely inappropriate and will not stand | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
5741 | Disgusting! | 1.1000 | 0.03906 | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0 |
5742 | It’s rude to assume an artist’s work is autobiographical. | 1.1000 | 0.04572 | 60 | 55 | 4 | 1 |
5743 | I'm sorry, but I found him splattered all over my desk. | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5744 | And that's yet another of my self-portraits. So what? | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5745 | An accidental spill. | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5746 | Uncle Irving. He was a real mess. | 1.0984 | 0.05070 | 61 | 57 | 2 | 2 |
5747 | Stan Boothby’s breast pocket. I was SO drunk. | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5748 | Not me, I just got my fluid flushed. | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5749 | Chill-out, I am going to therapy! | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5750 | A leak | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5751 | I would like to see your parents tomorrow! | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5752 | what, is this ink plot you did for real surly you can and should do better! | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5753 | I always seem to fail every test. | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5754 | I see my tissue. I sneezed. | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5755 | It looks like my cousin's cubist drawing. | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5756 | That my blood report doc? | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5757 | Why yes,I see me! | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5758 | What does it remind me of? Ink, of course! | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5759 | To be honest, Doc, just a day in the life… | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5760 | Is seeing butterflies in your Kleenex a sign of COVID? | 1.0984 | 0.05070 | 61 | 57 | 2 | 2 |
5761 | What it represents is I had to sneeze. | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5762 | I see an iPhone, and obsolescence... | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5763 | You're right. Everything we talk about in here really just comes back to my mother. | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5764 | You’re shocked? Why do you keep asking me for dirty pictures? | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5765 | Umm...ME.. at 7 years old! I told you this wouldn't work! | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5766 | Sorry boss, forgot to flush. | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5767 | I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad sign. | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5768 | They ALL look like my mother, Doc. What are you getting at? | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5769 | Interpret all you want . Those are photos of my family | 1.0984 | 0.05070 | 61 | 57 | 2 | 2 |
5770 | You ARE the father! | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5771 | I really don’t see what this has to do with my mother | 1.0984 | 0.03845 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
5772 | That one looks a lot like my other aunt, Norma. | 1.0984 | 0.05070 | 61 | 57 | 2 | 2 |
5773 | What makes you think I could relate to that? Ellen Mansueto, Silver Spring, Marylan | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5774 | Don’t say you’re not impressed | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5775 | I don't care | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5776 | Well you see sir, I just got back from Taco Bell… | 1.0984 | 0.04499 | 61 | 56 | 4 | 1 |
5777 | You think I made that? Real shoddy work, doc. Sexy, but shoddy. | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
5778 | What does it look like? It looks like you're an asshole. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5779 | I don't know how many times I told Blacky not to play in traffic, but it still feels like my fault. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5780 | Other than that, Mrs. Rorschach, what do you see. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5781 | Nausea! | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
5782 | I thought you might want to write this down. | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
5783 | That's my tissue, doc. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5784 | and it was at that exact moment that I saw my life flash before my eyes | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
5785 | I’ve been called Stinky Inky and Pen’s Breath. It’s a real blot on my ego. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5786 | Uncle Frank after a few at Thanksgiving. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5787 | They all look like Mama naked… | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
5788 | 'I just can't help messing up Doc...' | 1.0980 | 0.05777 | 51 | 48 | 1 | 2 |
5789 | Roar? Shock? I feel all bottled up. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5790 | So, Mr. Rawshak, I believe we have a bone to pick here. We have to talk about the elephant in the picture. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5791 | “I’m afraid you’re a narcissist.” | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5792 | I am tired of being babied. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5793 | I see evidence that your profession has been exploiting my kind for generations. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5794 | Listen. I know how he eats, not what he thinks. That's your job, not mine. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5795 | Yeah sorry I cummed in between the pages and I will do it again. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5796 | Yeah sure, I see what you are doing. Blame the guy with no hands. | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
5797 | If you were that excited when it happened, you wouldn’t be able to tell what that is either. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5798 | I know you recommended pelvic floor PT for this but it’s such a long wait to see a provider | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
5799 | This takes me back to the days when I was just a little ink. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
5800 | Every time I sneeze I have to do a free association. It's draining me. | 1.0976 | 0.04692 | 41 | 37 | 4 | 0 |
5801 | That’s a blot on my character—how dare you!? | 1.0972 | 0.03516 | 72 | 65 | 7 | 0 |
5802 | Once again, I’m gonna say juice. | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
5803 | It reminds me of the last time I got 'stINK'o. | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
5804 | Why do you carry around a picture of my mother? | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
5805 | BARF | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
5806 | Is this not your signature? | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
5807 | You wanna know what it looks like? The tissue I just sneezed into, in the waiting room! | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
5808 | They all look like "death" to me. | 1.0968 | 0.04991 | 62 | 58 | 2 | 2 |
5809 | That's cousin Arthur. | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
5810 | OK. You have to decide if you feel more like an ink blot than an ink well." myoken@umassd.ed | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
5811 | The sportsfield of the boarding school I attended. | 1.0968 | 0.04991 | 62 | 58 | 2 | 2 |
5812 | What do I see? A mistake I made in my 20s - in my “blot” phase. | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
5813 | Premature inkulation is really effecting my quality of life | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
5814 | Everything tastes better with Rorschach. | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
5815 | You could just say "Gesundheit" | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
5816 | ''It looks like blood." | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
5817 | I keep telling you, these all look like my last hangover. | 1.0968 | 0.04429 | 62 | 57 | 4 | 1 |
5818 | it’s all I have left of him doctor! | 1.0968 | 0.03785 | 62 | 56 | 6 | 0 |
5819 | That? That’s just an old handkerchief. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5820 | If I tell you I see the moment of my conception, are you going to make a whole thing out of it? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
5821 | I'm not sure how my self-portrait from art school will help me, Doctor. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5822 | This was during my black period. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
5823 | That’s a family gathering celebrating the annual Gutenberg Press Day. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
5824 | I see all my internal conflicts or a butterfly in a cloud Dr. Rorschach | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
5825 | Now I see that all I really need to be successful is a pen. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
5826 | I thought you were a psychiatrist, not a urologist. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5827 | What were you really thinking? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5828 | Sorry, sometimes I cant hold my thoughts in. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
5829 | Male? Female? Created in my own image? Why are you withholding the right answer from me, Doc? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5830 | I want my lawyer! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5831 | I can’t tell … we all look alike. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5832 | I’m sad ‘cause that was Mom’s last inkblot. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5833 | I am not a Freudian... | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5834 | Not my best work. I just did shit. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5835 | ..in abstract..? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
5836 | Noooooo! | 1.0952 | 0.04361 | 63 | 58 | 4 | 1 |
5837 | It's not my best work. I was pretty coked up in 2005. | 1.0952 | 0.04361 | 63 | 58 | 4 | 1 |
5838 | How was I to know she was lactose intolerant | 1.0952 | 0.04584 | 42 | 38 | 4 | 0 |
5839 | Ummmm, so that wasn't toilet paper? | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
5840 | Where's you get my dating profile shot? | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
5841 | That's Jimmy, my first born, pretending to be a bug. | 1.0952 | 0.04361 | 63 | 58 | 4 | 1 |
5842 | I feel the angst, I feel the fear - the terror, and I understand that my therapy rests in just being a regular mustard kind of guy. | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
5843 | My youth. | 1.0952 | 0.04361 | 63 | 58 | 4 | 1 |
5844 | Yes, that’s a picture of my missing son. Please, you have to find him! | 1.0952 | 0.05712 | 42 | 39 | 2 | 1 |
5845 | One-too-many tequila shots... | 1.0952 | 0.04913 | 63 | 59 | 2 | 2 |
5846 | I see what's left of my father. | 1.0952 | 0.03728 | 63 | 57 | 6 | 0 |
5847 | Yikes, acrylic! There's no hope fur us ink bottles. | 1.0952 | 0.05712 | 42 | 39 | 2 | 1 |
5848 | Have you been speaking to my mother? She always said I would make a mess of my life. | 1.0952 | 0.04361 | 63 | 58 | 4 | 1 |
5849 | This is quite difficult. It looks like my second child. | 1.0946 | 0.03929 | 74 | 68 | 5 | 1 |
5850 | That reminds me of my grandfather, Bic the Stic. He was killed getting shot through a high-powered rifle. | 1.0943 | 0.04867 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 1 |
5851 | I made it at a self-analysis workshop. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5852 | After my divorce I was all over the place. | 1.0943 | 0.04867 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 1 |
5853 | No gesundheit really hurt. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5854 | was wondering where my stomach went... | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5855 | That looks like the spot where I puked. | 1.0943 | 0.04867 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 1 |
5856 | What do you mean you don't see anything here, Mister Rorschach? | 1.0943 | 0.04867 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 1 |
5857 | It’s a heart. Or a stomach. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5858 | I see my tummy. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5859 | I used to dream of writing the Great American novel." | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5860 | Sex sex sex! You therapists are obsessed! | 1.0943 | 0.04867 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 1 |
5861 | Please say, "gesundheit!" | 1.0943 | 0.04867 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 1 |
5862 | I was in a bad mood. | 1.0943 | 0.04867 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 1 |
5863 | I can't do this anymore, everyone only sees a blob monster. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5864 | i see sriacha but there there is ketchup, harissa, mustard and mayo; we are all sauces! | 1.0943 | 0.04867 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 1 |
5865 | It looks like a sailboat on the Hudson Riv — wait, no. This one’s also a grisly depiction of my own demise. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5866 | This is so embarrassing. I'm really sorry, I'll be sure to throw them in the trash can when I'm finished from now on | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5867 | It looks vaguely familiar. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
5868 | I see my brother after he was in that terrible accident. | 1.0938 | 0.04295 | 64 | 59 | 4 | 1 |
5869 | That looks just like my autobiography, doctor! | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
5870 | My gallbladder stones | 1.0938 | 0.04295 | 64 | 59 | 4 | 1 |
5871 | Great work." "Thank you Mr. Rorschasch. | 1.0938 | 0.04838 | 64 | 60 | 2 | 2 |
5872 | Your lab results demonstrate that you are clearly dehydrated. | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
5873 | You tell me. You're the doctor. | 1.0938 | 0.03672 | 64 | 58 | 6 | 0 |
5874 | I know I’m overcompensating… | 1.0938 | 0.04295 | 64 | 59 | 4 | 1 |
5875 | Ah, my first girlfriend, the one who got away. | 1.0933 | 0.03382 | 75 | 68 | 7 | 0 |
5876 | What’s your problem! Showing me pictures of blood?! | 1.0930 | 0.05582 | 43 | 40 | 2 | 1 |
5877 | Are you color blind? | 1.0930 | 0.05582 | 43 | 40 | 2 | 1 |
5878 | you want me to say my mother, don’t you? | 1.0930 | 0.04482 | 43 | 39 | 4 | 0 |
5879 | I am an Indian immigrant, 35 and still a bed wetter, can you help me? | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5880 | This is what my owner’s finger nails look like when she tries to put my polish on herself. It’s depressing. | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
5881 | Its not what I meant. | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
5882 | It's like you're revealing my insides! | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
5883 | I’m not well. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5884 | If you keep using my blood for your inane tests,I’m going to dry up. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5885 | Two aardvarks smashing into each other at the speed of light. Now, can we talk about the giant baby that sucks on my bottle cap? I'm not imagining things. I know my record is spotty. I have no neck to to crane like you. What's on the ceiling? Burrp! | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5886 | Doc, honestly, I see myself as an infant. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5887 | It haunts me still. | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
5888 | Maybe i’ll stick to using a pen next time. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5889 | Orgasmic | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5890 | This feels an awful lot like work! | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5891 | That’s my first child, Ella; she was really cranky. | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
5892 | I wasn't thinking anything. I just had to go. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5893 | I cannot absorb what I’m seeing. | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
5894 | No that really is a picture of my mother. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5895 | I don't want to see your expensive shit. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5896 | why do you have my used toilet paper? | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5897 | Bottle Service? | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
5898 | I'm just not ready to open up. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5899 | OMG, that's Baby Charlie's spit up after his three a.m. feeding. | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5900 | It's just like the last four. I see my wife- sorry. Ex-wife. | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
5901 | It looks like a blew my load on the paper | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5902 | Look, doc, I don't really get this whole therapy thing. And I certainly don't understand what a photo of my dad's penis has to do with it | 1.0926 | 0.04779 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
5903 | Alright Dr, I told you already. Rorschach is just frustrated | 1.0926 | 0.03982 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
5904 | I see ... Wait a minute! Did you just make that while I was asleep?! | 1.0923 | 0.04231 | 65 | 60 | 4 | 1 |
5905 | Looks like my little brother Willie when Mom brought him home from the hospital. | 1.0923 | 0.04231 | 65 | 60 | 4 | 1 |
5906 | I suppose I should be grateful I’m not the diaper. | 1.0923 | 0.03618 | 65 | 59 | 6 | 0 |
5907 | It doesn't _look like_ my mother. It actually _is_my mother. | 1.0923 | 0.04765 | 65 | 61 | 2 | 2 |
5908 | That one looks like mom also. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5909 | I’ve got a feeling that by the end of this you’re going to say I have mommy issues. | 1.0909 | 0.04169 | 66 | 61 | 4 | 1 |
5910 | I won't go. JWST can't show any proof of life. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5911 | That's my aunt Georgina. Are these all going to be this depressing? | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5912 | I can try again,just give me a chance! | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
5913 | I'm supposed to be the pacifier, not the patient. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5914 | A war crime | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5915 | That's cousin Ricky as a baby. | 1.0909 | 0.04384 | 44 | 40 | 4 | 0 |
5916 | You know sometimes an ink blot is 'just' an ink blot. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5917 | I see a woman’s breast | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5918 | Have you been reading my books again? | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
5919 | Oh it’s motivations you’re looking for? That’s easy. Kentucky bourbon and curvy brunettes. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5920 | I am very sorry doc but I accidentally sneezed on your board. | 1.0909 | 0.04384 | 44 | 40 | 4 | 0 |
5921 | Shouldn't that be white on black? | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5922 | Okay…Mary had a little lamb, it’s fleece was white as coal…and btw that’s Harold’s hue of black not mine. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5923 | Sometimes I cry over spilled milk. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5924 | I thought that was just between us | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5925 | I did create that inkblot with bottle squirts when I was younger. Now I’m an inkjet printer dependent artist with a bottlecap that’s old and clogged. | 1.0909 | 0.05458 | 44 | 41 | 2 | 1 |
5926 | Sorry, but I find it's so easy to spill my guts during our sessions. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5927 | It's me coming unglued. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5928 | So … it’s not snot? | 1.0909 | 0.04384 | 44 | 40 | 4 | 0 |
5929 | This is such a shock Mr. Rohr. But it does resemble my aunt Blotty. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5930 | I don’t know what’s happened to me doctor, I used to be much more fun | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5931 | It looks just like my baby | 1.0909 | 0.03298 | 77 | 70 | 7 | 0 |
5932 | I just feel blue. | 1.0909 | 0.04169 | 66 | 61 | 4 | 1 |
5933 | I just feel like it's all my fault | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5934 | Agreed Counselor. I’ll take the fifth. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5935 | Human coming unglued | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5936 | Gosh, Doc, I am all inked out. | 1.0909 | 0.04384 | 44 | 40 | 4 | 0 |
5937 | My poor brother. | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5938 | I have an inkling that you know me well. | 1.0909 | 0.04169 | 66 | 61 | 4 | 1 |
5939 | How did you get yours hands on my art portfolio? | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5940 | Doc, all I see is an ink blotch!?! | 1.0909 | 0.04169 | 66 | 61 | 4 | 1 |
5941 | I just feel like my work is void and meaningless. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5942 | Stop psycho analyzing me, Doc. Sometimes an ink blot really is just an ink blot. | 1.0909 | 0.04695 | 55 | 51 | 3 | 1 |
5943 | I think it all goes back to Catholic school, where they told me this was a sin... | 1.0909 | 0.03566 | 66 | 60 | 6 | 0 |
5944 | I don’t see myself in any of these. I honestly just feel blue. | 1.0909 | 0.05364 | 55 | 52 | 1 | 2 |
5945 | So, tell me more about your mother? | 1.0909 | 0.05364 | 55 | 52 | 1 | 2 |
5946 | That piece is my baby, I can't part with it for less than $1 million | 1.0909 | 0.03912 | 55 | 50 | 5 | 0 |
5947 | The bathroom was closed for cleaning | 1.0896 | 0.03515 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 0 |
5948 | That’s easy! See it all this time. Spit up. | 1.0896 | 0.03515 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 0 |
5949 | Let’s just say that you’re going to want to wash your hands after touching that one. | 1.0896 | 0.04108 | 67 | 62 | 4 | 1 |
5950 | Thank you for the napkin, sorry I inked it. | 1.0896 | 0.04108 | 67 | 62 | 4 | 1 |
5951 | Same. My friend Steve. O God,is he more than a friend? | 1.0896 | 0.03515 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 0 |
5952 | Now spill again but this time, with your words | 1.0896 | 0.03515 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 0 |
5953 | Lately I’m feeling like my world-view is just very dark… | 1.0896 | 0.03515 | 67 | 61 | 6 | 0 |
5954 | I think that is my 23rd child, but I'm not sure several of them look alike. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5955 | I see creativity before computer graphics | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5956 | Rorschach caught red-handed is what I see. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5957 | It looks like what I puked up after a bender. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5958 | I see a lady in India giving birth to a bottle of ink. | 1.0893 | 0.04613 | 56 | 52 | 3 | 1 |
5959 | It’s a virus with no respect for my authority. | 1.0893 | 0.04613 | 56 | 52 | 3 | 1 |
5960 | "But doctor, I AM Paggliacci!" | 1.0893 | 0.04613 | 56 | 52 | 3 | 1 |
5961 | It looks like my uncle Bob… | 1.0893 | 0.04613 | 56 | 52 | 3 | 1 |
5962 | My Family | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5963 | My insurance doesn't cover it? | 1.0893 | 0.04613 | 56 | 52 | 3 | 1 |
5964 | I feel all used up and I haven't really become anything. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5965 | It's what remains on the lap of a ballpark fan. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5966 | I think my drunk Uncle Max did that one. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5967 | I feel like my career is really limited. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5968 | Sure, it's my most famous, but it's far from my best. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5969 | You don’t know me. | 1.0893 | 0.03845 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 0 |
5970 | uh-uh, that ink mine | 1.0893 | 0.04613 | 56 | 52 | 3 | 1 |
5971 | Mommy?" Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F | 1.0889 | 0.04290 | 45 | 41 | 4 | 0 |
5972 | Expressionism 2022 | 1.0889 | 0.04290 | 45 | 41 | 4 | 0 |
5973 | I well up, Doctor. | 1.0889 | 0.05339 | 45 | 42 | 2 | 1 |
5974 | A dog having sex with an ink blot? | 1.0889 | 0.04290 | 45 | 41 | 4 | 0 |
5975 | Where did you get a letter from my ex-wife Cindy? | 1.0889 | 0.04290 | 45 | 41 | 4 | 0 |
5976 | I see what used to be my life. | 1.0889 | 0.04290 | 45 | 41 | 4 | 0 |
5977 | Never mix beer and hard liquor. | 1.0889 | 0.04290 | 45 | 41 | 4 | 0 |
5978 | Heartburn | 1.0889 | 0.04290 | 45 | 41 | 4 | 0 |
5979 | I told him not to come to close or I would ink | 1.0889 | 0.04290 | 45 | 41 | 4 | 0 |
5980 | There were no tissues in the waiting room. | 1.0889 | 0.04290 | 45 | 41 | 4 | 0 |
5981 | I would like to terminate! | 1.0882 | 0.04049 | 68 | 63 | 4 | 1 |
5982 | ...in my dream the lion roars, shock and awe...and so much more... | 1.0882 | 0.03465 | 68 | 62 | 6 | 0 |
5983 | Please doctor don't make me look at that... it's my mother when she fell out of the 3rd story window. | 1.0882 | 0.03465 | 68 | 62 | 6 | 0 |
5984 | Take a good close look inside…of yourself!!! | 1.0882 | 0.03465 | 68 | 62 | 6 | 0 |
5985 | It means you know something they don’t know. | 1.0877 | 0.05179 | 57 | 54 | 1 | 2 |
5986 | Sorry, I was aiming for the spittoon. | 1.0877 | 0.04534 | 57 | 53 | 3 | 1 |
5987 | Roschach | 1.0877 | 0.04534 | 57 | 53 | 3 | 1 |
5988 | Doc, I told you that I didn’t want to talk about the past. | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
5989 | Yuk, I see splattered evisceration. | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
5990 | Am I just another spotted lantern fly to you? | 1.0877 | 0.04534 | 57 | 53 | 3 | 1 |
5991 | Oh!Not another nasal passage! | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
5992 | I see my squirrel doc….everywhere i look! | 1.0877 | 0.04534 | 57 | 53 | 3 | 1 |
5993 | Me in utero | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
5994 | It is my ball point pen nightmare! | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
5995 | Bringing up my past mistakes just makes me feel worse. | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
5996 | I see someone had corn with their dinner last night. | 1.0877 | 0.04534 | 57 | 53 | 3 | 1 |
5997 | I see my tears | 1.0877 | 0.04534 | 57 | 53 | 3 | 1 |
5998 | If you’re fishing for shame… don’t bother | 1.0877 | 0.04534 | 57 | 53 | 3 | 1 |
5999 | ‘This is why your son is failing Spanish’ | 1.0877 | 0.03780 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 0 |
6000 | I see the doomed brushless. If I lose my brush, doc, I'm a goner. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6001 | Let me ask you this Mr Rorschach - can a tooth bite itself? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6002 | Sloppy, sloppy people. And who do they always blame? Ball points are gonna run me out of business. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6003 | Tell it to me straight, Doctor. I can't keep spilling my guts like this. | 1.0870 | 0.03992 | 69 | 64 | 4 | 1 |
6004 | That looks a lot like Uncle Parker. | 1.0870 | 0.03417 | 69 | 63 | 6 | 0 |
6005 | Are you sure my copyright expired? | 1.0870 | 0.03417 | 69 | 63 | 6 | 0 |
6006 | I see that I had an accident | 1.0870 | 0.03417 | 69 | 63 | 6 | 0 |
6007 | Since I ran out of black ink I can’t remember to find a shrink that’ll use me | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6008 | Sorry if that's too dark. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6009 | You will be next, let's get to work now shall we | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6010 | For Rorchacht it was all sweat and tears. But my ancestors? Blood, blood, blood! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6011 | How you got hold of one of my diapers is beyond me. | 1.0862 | 0.04458 | 58 | 54 | 3 | 1 |
6012 | Who do you see inside yourself? | 1.0862 | 0.04458 | 58 | 54 | 3 | 1 |
6013 | Permanent blue-black. | 1.0862 | 0.04458 | 58 | 54 | 3 | 1 |
6014 | What do you think it looks like? It looks like my brother, that's who. | 1.0862 | 0.03718 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 0 |
6015 | Where fir you find a picture of my mother? | 1.0862 | 0.03718 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 0 |
6016 | Yeah, I told you not to shake the fountain pen. | 1.0862 | 0.03718 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 0 |
6017 | Oh, the "inkblot" test: All the jokes I have to listen to..." | 1.0862 | 0.04458 | 58 | 54 | 3 | 1 |
6018 | This one’s really strange, what was happening in your inkblot days when you did this one? | 1.0857 | 0.03937 | 70 | 65 | 4 | 1 |
6019 | The assignment was self-expression | 1.0857 | 0.03937 | 70 | 65 | 4 | 1 |
6020 | It’s not a pretty picture but that was taken long before I gathered myself. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
6021 | No son, I am proud of you. You took a thankless job in Public Healthcare and are making a difference in people's lives!! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
6022 | What does my disapproving father have to do with any of this? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
6023 | Do I seem unhappy or not? What does this inkblot suggest to you, doctor? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
6024 | Diamine Shimmertastic-32 black ink. Trust me on this. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
6025 | Why are you holding my used tissue? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
6026 | Why do they put me on their arm like that? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
6027 | What a great opening line. | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
6028 | Nostalgia Another sin of Trump's The Sharpie | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
6029 | That was my cousin Earl. | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
6030 | Ummm...that one's me not Rorschach. You stepped out for a few and, well, ya might want to wash your hands. | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
6031 | Your Wife... | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
6032 | Looks like a rorschach but is just my tissue | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
6033 | Oh, my God! What did you do to Carl! | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
6034 | That’s Herb! He was my best friend. | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
6035 | Stop it please! It's the family dog, Spot. | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
6036 | I'm sorry, but I gave at the office | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
6037 | An ink splotch. | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
6038 | I see my blood smeared on paper, you ghoul. | 1.0847 | 0.05006 | 59 | 56 | 1 | 2 |
6039 | You tell me what I'm seeing. | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
6040 | Why are you showing me a picture of my dead brother? Is this therapy or... am I being interrogated for his murder? | 1.0847 | 0.03657 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 0 |
6041 | I understand you’re my therapist, but using my blood against me doesn’t sit well with me | 1.0847 | 0.04384 | 59 | 55 | 3 | 1 |
6042 | Annie after she fell off the desk and shattered. | 1.0845 | 0.03883 | 71 | 66 | 4 | 1 |
6043 | Where did you get a pic of my ex? | 1.0833 | 0.05012 | 48 | 45 | 2 | 1 |
6044 | That was when I was in a very blue mood. | 1.0833 | 0.05012 | 48 | 45 | 2 | 1 |
6045 | That looks like my cousin, Splat! | 1.0833 | 0.05012 | 48 | 45 | 2 | 1 |
6046 | It’s sad to see AI imitations of your work. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
6047 | Why am I looking at my ex-wife! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
6048 | Here’s looking at you, kid! Didn’t Happen, I didn’t spill a drop there. | 1.0833 | 0.05012 | 48 | 45 | 2 | 1 |
6049 | That splash was caused by my using XLAX after dinner! | 1.0833 | 0.04312 | 60 | 56 | 3 | 1 |
6050 | Where did you get that crime scene photo of my mom? | 1.0833 | 0.04312 | 60 | 56 | 3 | 1 |
6051 | How I miss my mama! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
6052 | If you don't take me out, I do it on the paper...right? | 1.0833 | 0.04312 | 60 | 56 | 3 | 1 |
6053 | Do you really want me to interpret my own spew? | 1.0833 | 0.03598 | 60 | 55 | 5 | 0 |
6054 | Crazy Aunt Linda,before therapy. | 1.0833 | 0.03598 | 60 | 55 | 5 | 0 |
6055 | Every once in awhile I just need to squirt. | 1.0833 | 0.03598 | 60 | 55 | 5 | 0 |
6056 | Dr. I thought you were Board Certified, that's Blood Splatter! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
6057 | You found my handkerchief. | 1.0833 | 0.05830 | 48 | 46 | 0 | 2 |
6058 | "I see single use disposable plastic baby bottles." | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
6059 | That’s my blot, and it can’t be used without my permission. | 1.0833 | 0.03598 | 60 | 55 | 5 | 0 |
6060 | This is embarrassing, but that's a burp. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
6061 | I suppose in everyone else’s eyes, I can be interpreted very differently. Everyone’s trying to guess who I really am inside. | 1.0833 | 0.03830 | 72 | 67 | 4 | 1 |
6062 | I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. I can’t ink. | 1.0833 | 0.03598 | 60 | 55 | 5 | 0 |
6063 | My sole crime was blotting out all evidence. | 1.0833 | 0.05012 | 48 | 45 | 2 | 1 |
6064 | Wait,are you telling me,I’m spotting? | 1.0822 | 0.03237 | 73 | 67 | 6 | 0 |
6065 | Yes, warrior. Stop milking the irony, Doc! | 1.0820 | 0.03541 | 61 | 56 | 5 | 0 |
6066 | They all just look like ink blots to me. | 1.0820 | 0.03541 | 61 | 56 | 5 | 0 |
6067 | I feel that you are projecting | 1.0820 | 0.04845 | 61 | 58 | 1 | 2 |
6068 | Rorschach, I can give any more. | 1.0820 | 0.03541 | 61 | 56 | 5 | 0 |
6069 | 1 Now you're just making me look bad. 2 Umm, the darkness in my very s 3 Ink blot, schmink blot. What's this supposed to prove? 4 You've stolen a bit of me. 5 Wait. This is what I'm paying you for? 6 Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. | 1.0820 | 0.03541 | 61 | 56 | 5 | 0 |
6070 | I JUST CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD THAT IT'S A NIPPLE | 1.0820 | 0.04243 | 61 | 57 | 3 | 1 |
6071 | I see newsprint going down the tubes, in slow-motion. | 1.0820 | 0.04243 | 61 | 57 | 3 | 1 |
6072 | This test really sucks. | 1.0816 | 0.05712 | 49 | 47 | 0 | 2 |
6073 | Oh no! It's a hungry baby elephant. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6074 | Yes...sniff...my cousin Red. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6075 | That’s an even worse design than my pacifier topknot. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6076 | I really don't want to talk about my mother's accident. | 1.0816 | 0.04911 | 49 | 46 | 2 | 1 |
6077 | Yes, that is the blot of the guy who forced his pen on me. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6078 | It looks like my brother Larry. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6079 | Look, I don't know what you're trying to get at with all of these, but take it from me, it's just another inkblot. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6080 | That would be, sniff, little Darnell. He was the bass for the INK SPOTS. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6081 | Sorry, stomach bug. | 1.0816 | 0.04911 | 49 | 46 | 2 | 1 |
6082 | Yeah, I've got the blues. But I'm no good time Charlie! | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6083 | I've given everything to your profession, Doc. Now I just see the big brush-off! | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6084 | Oh no, Doc...that's exactly how my dad looked when they squeezed the last of him out. For what? Lousy cold overly salted fast food fries. The horror! Couldn't they have just let him live in the condiment shelf a little longer? | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6085 | : “i knew I was going to die!” | 1.0816 | 0.04911 | 49 | 46 | 2 | 1 |
6086 | I thought Mother threw that away. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6087 | sorry, i ran out of toilet paper | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6088 | I guess I'm an alcoholic then. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
6089 | What do I see? I see my family tree… | 1.0811 | 0.03729 | 74 | 69 | 4 | 1 |
6090 | Yes, I feel sorry that what I said about your mother caused you to soil your pants; now can we get back to my oral fixation? | 1.0811 | 0.03729 | 74 | 69 | 4 | 1 |
6091 | Oh look, there's my child on there! | 1.0806 | 0.04176 | 62 | 58 | 3 | 1 |
6092 | I’m telling you doc, I can’t read my own writing. | 1.0806 | 0.03486 | 62 | 57 | 5 | 0 |
6093 | Just like the others, I see Hermann Rorschach. | 1.0806 | 0.04176 | 62 | 58 | 3 | 1 |
6094 | I am sorry but I wasn't the one who squirted!! | 1.0806 | 0.03486 | 62 | 57 | 5 | 0 |
6095 | I thought you would best appreciate my talents with a print of my most profound image. | 1.0806 | 0.04176 | 62 | 58 | 3 | 1 |
6096 | I’m not sure what it means but I’m thinking viagra may help | 1.0806 | 0.04176 | 62 | 58 | 3 | 1 |
6097 | Touché, Doctor, I guess some people really do spill their guts to you. | 1.0806 | 0.03486 | 62 | 57 | 5 | 0 |
6098 | I really don't know what my new girlfriend sees in me. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6099 | What illiterates are globally cooking? | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6100 | Disposable Diaper | 1.0800 | 0.04815 | 50 | 47 | 2 | 1 |
6101 | Philip Roth? | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6102 | It's King Charles' handkerchief. | 1.0800 | 0.04815 | 50 | 47 | 2 | 1 |
6103 | Doctor, clearly I have mommy issues, I see nipples in every inkblot you show me. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6104 | It's a blog, a blurb, a blag. Leave me alone! I've got enough problems with the white out. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6105 | I'm sorry! I didn't know what I was thinking. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6106 | Sorry but I couldn't hold it any longer, Doc Rorshak. | 1.0800 | 0.04815 | 50 | 47 | 2 | 1 |
6107 | I never WANTED children. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6108 | Hey, I just make them. That's my laundry list. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6109 | After all this time, doctor, I can’t believe that is what you see in me! | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6110 | This resembles my work as an influencer. | 1.0800 | 0.04815 | 50 | 47 | 2 | 1 |
6111 | Oh, that's nothing compared to my breakdown. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6112 | 'Yes Doc, my name is Herman Rorschach' | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6113 | That ink blot doesn't define me, Rorschach! | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6114 | That's my boss. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
6115 | In life Papa always said, "What you see is what you get." | 1.0800 | 0.04815 | 50 | 47 | 2 | 1 |
6116 | Ooooh, I'm so sorry...I should've stayed home, my tummy was a little upset this morning. I hope you can still read your notes. You don't have a couch. I really want to lie down now. Maybe I can lie on the floor. Ooooh, ooooh, so sorry... | 1.0800 | 0.04815 | 50 | 47 | 2 | 1 |
6117 | I thought I flushed that | 1.0794 | 0.03433 | 63 | 58 | 5 | 0 |
6118 | My mom’s last breath. | 1.0794 | 0.03433 | 63 | 58 | 5 | 0 |
6119 | You think that's my essence. | 1.0794 | 0.04693 | 63 | 60 | 1 | 2 |
6120 | I think it's the time I tripped and fell down. | 1.0789 | 0.04433 | 38 | 35 | 3 | 0 |
6121 | I had no idea that my Aunt Sally was in Blotboy. | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6122 | My Ex getting tipsy at our wedding | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6123 | If I am reading this correctly you are saying writing and muddling are equal and opposite.. | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6124 | Well, no wonder you see a field of snow, you're looking at the wrong side. Nice try. | 1.0784 | 0.04722 | 51 | 48 | 2 | 1 |
6125 | Is see a blood blot. | 1.0784 | 0.04722 | 51 | 48 | 2 | 1 |
6126 | Splat!? | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6127 | This is what you do with the blood sample? | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6128 | That Rorschach guy is damaging my image. | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6129 | Not sure what my mom has to do with me working here. | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6130 | Anything I can take for premature ejaculation? | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6131 | Why is this always about my mother. | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6132 | It is me | 1.0784 | 0.04722 | 51 | 48 | 2 | 1 |
6133 | Okay, that’s another lady inkwell removing her clothes. | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6134 | You know the one about the pot calling the kettle black. | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6135 | My father hitting rock bottom. | 1.0784 | 0.04722 | 51 | 48 | 2 | 1 |
6136 | That night in college when I was introduced to daiquiris.” | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6137 | my lifeblood on paper for your amusement, that is what i see | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6138 | I’m called a baby bottle “pop” aren’t I? | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
6139 | What can I say? I just really love therapy. | 1.0784 | 0.04722 | 51 | 48 | 2 | 1 |
6140 | She keeps telling me it happens to everyone. | 1.0784 | 0.04722 | 51 | 48 | 2 | 1 |
6141 | Nobody understands me Doc! | 1.0781 | 0.04049 | 64 | 60 | 3 | 1 |
6142 | It doesn't mean shit to me. | 1.0781 | 0.03381 | 64 | 59 | 5 | 0 |
6143 | A used tissue. Let's save some time, they all look like used tissues. | 1.0781 | 0.04049 | 64 | 60 | 3 | 1 |
6144 | All I see is "work, work, work." | 1.0781 | 0.03381 | 64 | 59 | 5 | 0 |
6145 | I dunno what to tell ya Doc, my mind's a blot... | 1.0781 | 0.03381 | 64 | 59 | 5 | 0 |
6146 | Oh, no, it's my cousin, Ethel! | 1.0781 | 0.04049 | 64 | 60 | 3 | 1 |
6147 | Listen, Doc... will ya stop making everything about my mother? She was a nice lady, I tell ya. | 1.0781 | 0.03381 | 64 | 59 | 5 | 0 |
6148 | Felt a little blotted this week | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6149 | It's obvious . I'm bleeding all over the page. | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6150 | Why do you keep showing me pictures of my mother? | 1.0769 | 0.03331 | 65 | 60 | 5 | 0 |
6151 | Oh, that. It was just a sneeze. | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6152 | I didn’t mean to blot my copybook! | 1.0769 | 0.03331 | 65 | 60 | 5 | 0 |
6153 | Let's face it... Freud you ain't. | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6154 | Rorschach test. They all look like Rorschach tests. | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6155 | I see a pen... abusing me | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6156 | Why do you keep showing me pictures of my kids? | 1.0769 | 0.03331 | 65 | 60 | 5 | 0 |
6157 | I see…my hypothetical suicide plan. | 1.0769 | 0.04633 | 52 | 49 | 2 | 1 |
6158 | Don't judge me! I was going through a rough patch. | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6159 | What do you Think it means | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6160 | I'm the artist, you provide your own interpretation. | 1.0769 | 0.04633 | 52 | 49 | 2 | 1 |
6161 | Okay, now you're being inhumane. | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6162 | Let me tell you what I see Lawrence. I see ink that we found at the crime scene which you are a 99.93% match for. So I ask you once again...what desk did you say you were on last Saturday evening? | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
6163 | That looks like the times baby threw me up. | 1.0769 | 0.04633 | 52 | 49 | 2 | 1 |
6164 | Looks like my uncle Edmond | 1.0758 | 0.03282 | 66 | 61 | 5 | 0 |
6165 | Don't blame me. It's not my regular nipple. | 1.0758 | 0.03282 | 66 | 61 | 5 | 0 |
6166 | That one's my grandfather. | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
6167 | My mother’s death was hard on me… | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
6168 | There's an existential difference between a droplet and a drop that I hadn't contemplated as a novice dripper. | 1.0755 | 0.04547 | 53 | 50 | 2 | 1 |
6169 | Momma, not you too! | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
6170 | That looks like I got drunk and fell off my barstool. | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
6171 | I know, Doctor, but I can only see my ex-wife. | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
6172 | Ah, the old me-blot test. | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
6173 | no matter what I do… | 1.0755 | 0.03663 | 53 | 49 | 4 | 0 |
6174 | What kind of therapist are you? You sucked everything out of and I got nothing in return! | 1.0750 | 0.04218 | 40 | 37 | 3 | 0 |
6175 | If you are trying to groom me like my last therapist I am not falling for that again | 1.0746 | 0.03235 | 67 | 62 | 5 | 0 |
6176 | Empty shopping carts. People fighting. The horror! The horror! | 1.0746 | 0.03235 | 67 | 62 | 5 | 0 |
6177 | 'So you're the one who has been stealing my soiled diapers!' | 1.0746 | 0.03235 | 67 | 62 | 5 | 0 |
6178 | How'd you get my diary? | 1.0741 | 0.04464 | 54 | 51 | 2 | 1 |
6179 | That looks like my mother, but then again it could actually be. | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6180 | I see a wider use for your test, Dr. Rorschach | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6181 | I see my lost dream of writing a novel. | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6182 | Well, Doctor, it's fine for you to say I'm just afraid of my own shadow, but that is certainly not helping my self-image. | 1.0741 | 0.04464 | 54 | 51 | 2 | 1 |
6183 | Obsessed!? Me!?! You’re the one with all the dirty pictures! | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6184 | I’ve already told you all there is to say about my ex. | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6185 | They captured my soul, the real me, it’s awful. | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6186 | Looks like my brother Joey at age 3. | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6187 | HOCK - TOOEY!! | 1.0741 | 0.04464 | 54 | 51 | 2 | 1 |
6188 | For a newbie, my aim is good! | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6189 | Yeah. Well. I warned them I was gonna to blow my top. | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6190 | It looks like my uncle Louie who was hit by a truck. | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6191 | YOU ARE FIRED!!! | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6192 | What? I said ‘excuse me.’ | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6193 | I’m seeing the inefficiency that’s driving our global ink shortage. | 1.0741 | 0.03597 | 54 | 50 | 4 | 0 |
6194 | I can't help it -- they all look like soiled diapers! | 1.0735 | 0.04353 | 68 | 65 | 1 | 2 |
6195 | Do you remember this one? | 1.0735 | 0.03189 | 68 | 63 | 5 | 0 |
6196 | I see 'Thursday', | 1.0735 | 0.03815 | 68 | 64 | 3 | 1 |
6197 | What can I say, it sort of reminds me of my mother. | 1.0732 | 0.04118 | 41 | 38 | 3 | 0 |
6198 | Ha! Did you think I wouldn't recognize myself? | 1.0732 | 0.04118 | 41 | 38 | 3 | 0 |
6199 | The night I caught mom and dad in flagrante dilecto! | 1.0732 | 0.04118 | 41 | 38 | 3 | 0 |
6200 | I'll admit it's not my best work. | 1.0727 | 0.03534 | 55 | 51 | 4 | 0 |
6201 | Looking at that just gives me an empty feeling, Doc. | 1.0727 | 0.03534 | 55 | 51 | 4 | 0 |
6202 | Me, me, me, except for that one, they are all me. May I have her contact information? | 1.0727 | 0.03534 | 55 | 51 | 4 | 0 |
6203 | That's you if you don't get a ncouch. | 1.0727 | 0.04384 | 55 | 52 | 2 | 1 |
6204 | It's just an ink blot from a messy pen! | 1.0727 | 0.03534 | 55 | 51 | 4 | 0 |
6205 | Me, in two hours. | 1.0727 | 0.03534 | 55 | 51 | 4 | 0 |
6206 | Why are you showing me a picture of my underwear? | 1.0727 | 0.04384 | 55 | 52 | 2 | 1 |
6207 | I don’t want to set the world on fire… | 1.0727 | 0.03534 | 55 | 51 | 4 | 0 |
6208 | I see the sin on Onan. | 1.0727 | 0.04384 | 55 | 52 | 2 | 1 |
6209 | See? Years of invasion of my privacy! | 1.0727 | 0.03534 | 55 | 51 | 4 | 0 |
6210 | I’ve told the officers my alibi, and as for other suspects, well- inks don’t fink! | 1.0727 | 0.04384 | 55 | 52 | 2 | 1 |
6211 | Apologies doc, I’ve had a terrible cold. Hey, wait a minute, that kinda looks like my mother. | 1.0725 | 0.03144 | 69 | 64 | 5 | 0 |
6212 | It's a self portrait. | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
6213 | It happens whenever I laugh. | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
6214 | My little brother who got hit by a truck. | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
6215 | Jackson Pollack's mother? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
6216 | Where did you find that?! I swear, I was playing with my zipper. | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
6217 | Yes, I did work at the White House | 1.0714 | 0.04307 | 56 | 53 | 2 | 1 |
6218 | Look you sonofabitch.. it's a free country I'll blow my ink where I want! | 1.0714 | 0.05005 | 56 | 54 | 0 | 2 |
6219 | You are preaching to the choir. | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
6220 | Stop asking about my mother. | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
6221 | Yes it says; drop everything mom is coming | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
6222 | it’s a text from Nancy Pelosi, the most important one she’s ever sent | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
6223 | ..Then Hermann (Rorschach) started to read way to far into my accidental mark making. It was just a spill! | 1.0714 | 0.03473 | 56 | 52 | 4 | 0 |
6224 | Oh, my god! How did you get a picture of my father's demise? | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6225 | My mother didn’t love me. | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6226 | I can tell you exactly what I see. That's my dirty Kleenex. | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6227 | That one is murder too. | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6228 | I had nothing to do with it I tell you! | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6229 | I’ll ‘tell you what I see in it’—it’s my Uncle Sal. | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6230 | It resembles my Cousin Cyan who was dropped from the 17th floor. He left his indelible mark - all over the sidewalk! | 1.0702 | 0.04233 | 57 | 54 | 2 | 1 |
6231 | It wasn't my fault, I had to let go. | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6232 | The "Dear John" letter I got. | 1.0702 | 0.04233 | 57 | 54 | 2 | 1 |
6233 | I just can't stop thinking about her. | 1.0702 | 0.04233 | 57 | 54 | 2 | 1 |
6234 | I’m sorry I don’t know what came over me | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6235 | Is my ink really that dry? | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6236 | POV you finally feel seen | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6237 | Why would you show me such a horrific image of my cousin? | 1.0702 | 0.03413 | 57 | 53 | 4 | 0 |
6238 | Vomit. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
6239 | What can I say? It makes me feel funny inside just to look at it. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
6240 | Well, I see an image of free self-expression, more importantly, what do you see? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
6241 | You do realize how cruel this is, right? You already knew that my sister fell out of a shopping bag and was run over by a car! | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
6242 | That reminds me of my cousin Scot. | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
6243 | Dammit, Bob. I told you not to go down to the edge of town, if you don't go down with me. | 1.0690 | 0.04161 | 58 | 55 | 2 | 1 |
6244 | When I drank back then, I'd have to get blotto | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
6245 | I just can't seem to control myself! | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
6246 | Quit being such a baby about it, and just tell me what you see in the picture. | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
6247 | It's very cruel of you to show me the results of my late friend Inky's fall from the second floor. | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
6248 | Give it back! | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
6249 | That's it. I just don't have any mustard, anymore | 1.0690 | 0.03356 | 58 | 54 | 4 | 0 |
6250 | You know I faint at the sight of ink. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
6251 | My son, Splat | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
6252 | Nothing personal! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
6253 | Oh no! How did you get my rorshak test? My double Spiderman profile! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
6254 | Suck it, Doc. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
6255 | Let me explain that gap in my resumé. | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
6256 | I see the splattered product of my inner self... | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
6257 | I see an accident waiting to happen. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
6258 | Doctor it is a self portrait of my inner child. | 1.0678 | 0.04092 | 59 | 56 | 2 | 1 |
6259 | I don't know what to tell ya. You're the shrink. | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
6260 | Sorry. It looks like I crapped on your book. | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
6261 | I miss her SO much. | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
6262 | Ehhhh, can't say what it reminds me of in polite conversation. | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
6263 | Too much Mexican food. | 1.0678 | 0.04092 | 59 | 56 | 2 | 1 |
6264 | Reminds me that I haven’t mentioned my parents…. | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
6265 | The results of your ultrasound were inconclusive. | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
6266 | Wanting me to spill my guts again, hey doc? | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
6267 | Oh, what the heck. | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
6268 | That reminds me I need to change the toner - | 1.0678 | 0.03301 | 59 | 55 | 4 | 0 |
6269 | I advise you to not taste test the sample | 1.0667 | 0.03247 | 60 | 56 | 4 | 0 |
6270 | Yes Doc it’s me at the lab when I was just a single cell. I was the favourite for a vaccine until it was all ruined by some Big Shot from Oxford who screwed me over. Doc am I going down the drain? | 1.0667 | 0.04024 | 60 | 57 | 2 | 1 |
6271 | I didm't say That! | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
6272 | I see my Uncle splattered, Doc ! | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
6273 | Ever heard of Inktober? Takes every last drop out of you | 1.0667 | 0.04024 | 60 | 57 | 2 | 1 |
6274 | Club soda should help get that out. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
6275 | You shrinks ink too much! | 1.0667 | 0.04924 | 45 | 43 | 1 | 1 |
6276 | Sorry, but you knew I had only one exit opening. | 1.0667 | 0.03247 | 60 | 56 | 4 | 0 |
6277 | Once again, all I see is a premature pen spurt! | 1.0667 | 0.03247 | 60 | 56 | 4 | 0 |
6278 | Sorry, I had some bad sushi last night. | 1.0667 | 0.03247 | 60 | 56 | 4 | 0 |
6279 | Blue. Blotches? Blah! | 1.0667 | 0.04024 | 60 | 57 | 2 | 1 |
6280 | I know, I know, I couldn’t hold it, okay? | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
6281 | Doc I usually fix people’s problems I don’t know what to tell you. | 1.0667 | 0.03247 | 60 | 56 | 4 | 0 |
6282 | Mink poo? Pink goo? Kink? … I don’t know what to think, mister Shrink … | 1.0667 | 0.03247 | 60 | 56 | 4 | 0 |
6283 | I have an ink-ling that you may be stressed | 1.0656 | 0.03196 | 61 | 57 | 4 | 0 |
6284 | She left so much to the imagination. | 1.0656 | 0.03196 | 61 | 57 | 4 | 0 |
6285 | I had an ink-ling that your actions would create a blotch on our company policy" | 1.0656 | 0.03196 | 61 | 57 | 4 | 0 |
6286 | Hmm, I haven’t an inkling | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
6287 | I bleed black. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
6288 | I don't see an octopus. It looks like my tissue when I blow my nose. | 1.0645 | 0.03145 | 62 | 58 | 4 | 0 |
6289 | Another image creepily painted in blood, this one of a crab. | 1.0645 | 0.03896 | 62 | 59 | 2 | 1 |
6290 | have you ever seen one in anything other than black ? | 1.0638 | 0.04716 | 47 | 45 | 1 | 1 |
6291 | Mom,is that you? | 1.0638 | 0.04716 | 47 | 45 | 1 | 1 |
6292 | Why are all of these suicide by jumping off a building? | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
6293 | And then I asked myself, how are these ‘blots’ serving ME? | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
6294 | That looks a little lukewarm for my taste. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
6295 | Emoji. | 1.0635 | 0.03097 | 63 | 59 | 4 | 0 |
6296 | Hey,Doc. Don’t kick a guy when he’s down. | 1.0635 | 0.03097 | 63 | 59 | 4 | 0 |
6297 | I told you doc, I see Covid-20. Now you understand me? | 1.0635 | 0.03097 | 63 | 59 | 4 | 0 |
6298 | Every day I have stained someone's shirt | 1.0635 | 0.03097 | 63 | 59 | 4 | 0 |
6299 | And the dreams keep coming back | 1.0625 | 0.03050 | 64 | 60 | 4 | 0 |
6300 | I was going through a dark time. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
6301 | And I said that to my mother! | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
6302 | My mother was a wonderful person but a little small over the place. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
6303 | Mom won't show it on the fridge with the other kids' stuff. | 1.0625 | 0.03776 | 64 | 61 | 2 | 1 |
6304 | I was sick that day. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
6305 | I recognize my Covid puke. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
6306 | I expected better from Shakesperae's quill. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
6307 | Sob! Those are the last remains of my great uncle. | 1.0625 | 0.04619 | 48 | 46 | 1 | 1 |
6308 | you never fail to disappoint me | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
6309 | U think u can leak the paper like that | 1.0625 | 0.04619 | 48 | 46 | 1 | 1 |
6310 | You sound just like my parents. | 1.0615 | 0.03004 | 65 | 61 | 4 | 0 |
6311 | Your dna is all over it | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
6312 | You should be ashamed of yourself! | 1.0612 | 0.04525 | 49 | 47 | 1 | 1 |
6313 | I'm sorry - it's that time of the month. | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
6314 | ‘OK. I spilled my guts. Your turn, Doc.’ | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
6315 | And they even told me you were the best in town | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
6316 | I can't relate to that with my lid on. | 1.0606 | 0.02960 | 66 | 62 | 4 | 0 |
6317 | That's a picture of me at 2 years old | 1.0606 | 0.03663 | 66 | 63 | 2 | 1 |
6318 | Mom and dad's arguments distress me. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6319 | If I say my ex-wife will that make me a suspect? | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6320 | I see myself being used as a Guinea pig for some kind of test. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6321 | This one feels like you used my innermost to repaint my childhood. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6322 | They all just look like sadness to me, Doc. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6323 | Stop showing me these things. They all look like spilled chocolate milk. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6324 | That picture sucks! | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6325 | If you think you can coerce me into confessing by forcing me to look at the crime scene photos, you’re sorely mistaken. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6326 | If you're looking for me to spill my guts, this isn't the right way to go about it doc. | 1.0600 | 0.04435 | 50 | 48 | 1 | 1 |
6327 | Hunter - - - we have another buyer. Chinese of course. Would $500.000 be acceptable? Postage payed? | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6328 | Just Google "ink blot" and you might understand. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6329 | What does it look like? You didn't have tissue so I sneezed on it. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6330 | You’re looking at me as if I’ve never taken a Rorschach test before. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6331 | If you lived here you’d be home by now | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6332 | It happens to every guy every now and again. But we have meds for it if it becomes a common occurrence. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
6333 | How did you get my girlfriends suicide jump crime scene photo? | 1.0597 | 0.02916 | 67 | 63 | 4 | 0 |
6334 | It's a bit spotty; but I tried to make my mark. You should be pleased that you got an original... | 1.0597 | 0.02916 | 67 | 63 | 4 | 0 |
6335 | The baby formula shortage. | 1.0588 | 0.03557 | 68 | 65 | 2 | 1 |
6336 | What do I see? It's where I inked myself, Doctor. What do YOU think it means? | 1.0588 | 0.03328 | 51 | 48 | 3 | 0 |
6337 | Sorry. You’re a blot out of time. | 1.0588 | 0.03328 | 51 | 48 | 3 | 0 |
6338 | Sometimes. . .I just wanna be different…ya know, be a bit asymmetrical! | 1.0588 | 0.02875 | 68 | 64 | 4 | 0 |
6339 | Must you bring up my incontinence issues? | 1.0588 | 0.04349 | 51 | 49 | 1 | 1 |
6340 | I think I am a bottle of ketchup, thrown against a wall... | 1.0588 | 0.04349 | 51 | 49 | 1 | 1 |
6341 | You're the psychiatrist - you tell me. I just want people to stop sucking on me to solve their problems. | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6342 | What do I see? I see what is truly inside me. I see my future. Why are you doing this to me? Why? | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6343 | You have a note from my sister? | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6344 | Those were the good old days. | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6345 | That was some bad shellfish. | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6346 | It was a CHRISTMAS PARTY,Sir. EVERYONE was sloshed... | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6347 | Again, I just see my own spooge. | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6348 | Just See Jerry Like This It Hurts | 1.0577 | 0.04266 | 52 | 50 | 1 | 1 |
6349 | I see a lot of my ink on that Rorschach & it looks like a spider. I hate spider, | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6350 | I see . . . I see, uh, the sword conquering the pen? Depends . . . on November." | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6351 | The relationship I have with my son has nothing to do with this! | 1.0577 | 0.03265 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 0 |
6352 | Mom? Dad? I dunno. It’s all so blotted. | 1.0577 | 0.04266 | 52 | 50 | 1 | 1 |
6353 | Where did yo get that picture of my mom? | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6354 | Sorry for vomiting on your research. I think I ate some bad calamari for lunch. | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6355 | My father, just after his run in with a steamroller. | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6356 | Can I start paying cash for these sessions instead? | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6357 | I'm surprised at you Doctor. We don't have " those type pictures" in our home ! | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6358 | That's Auntie Betty just before she passed at the age of 89. | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6359 | Uncle George's last drop. | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6360 | He was actually a great swimmer until he went into competitive diving | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6361 | I had a cold last week Doctor but I guess it is as they say…one man’s garbage is another man’s treasure. | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6362 | Not the children!" captio | 1.0566 | 0.03205 | 53 | 50 | 3 | 0 |
6363 | Seriously! That’s a ink blot I did in grade school. | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
6364 | Projectile Spit-up. | 1.0556 | 0.04109 | 54 | 52 | 1 | 1 |
6365 | I demand a paternity test! | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
6366 | YES, that's what I'll look like if I slide off this uncomfortable chair ... | 1.0556 | 0.04109 | 54 | 52 | 1 | 1 |
6367 | It’s not mine. I don’t want to be guilty of an abortion. | 1.0556 | 0.04109 | 54 | 52 | 1 | 1 |
6368 | How did you get a photograph of uncle Harry? | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
6369 | Well, you asked me for a stool sample. | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
6370 | No. Nothing comes to mind but it is distressing. | 1.0556 | 0.04109 | 54 | 52 | 1 | 1 |
6371 | My dad would his top a lot. When he did, everything got messy. | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
6372 | 23&Me doesn't lie. | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
6373 | I already told you. It represents the sum of me, my parts. And its more than just ink. It’s my ink juice. My juice-juice. My me juice. Look! It even looks like me! | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
6374 | This represents my early puberty years, it shows the underlying conflict with society and my youth | 1.0556 | 0.04109 | 54 | 52 | 1 | 1 |
6375 | I got excited. But I promise you that never happens… | 1.0556 | 0.03146 | 54 | 51 | 3 | 0 |
6376 | Has anyone ever told you, that you look like Sigmund Freud? | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6377 | I'm not so sure, now that I think about it. My Uncle Ralph was taller. | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6378 | I was feeling out of sorts that day | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6379 | Yes, that's my work, and I'm proud of it. You wouldn't believe how long it took me. | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6380 | That's Aunt Millie! I'd recognize her blot anywhere. | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6381 | C'mon, doc, are you trying to blackmail me? | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6382 | I see a ballpoint pen. | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6383 | Really sorry about this. I am under a lot of pressure." | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6384 | That looks like Nibs, my comfort turtle. They never found who did that to him. | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6385 | Rorschach was a fool, I say, to claim there is meaning in that mess. | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6386 | Bless you. Now let's talk about this pattern. | 1.0545 | 0.03090 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 0 |
6387 | I was just filling my fountain pen when Bobby bumped me. Don’t read anymore into it | 1.0536 | 0.03036 | 56 | 53 | 3 | 0 |
6388 | No sorry, I don’t recognize her. | 1.0536 | 0.03036 | 56 | 53 | 3 | 0 |
6389 | I tried to bring him up right, but I don't know . . . he just rebelled and splashed all over the place. | 1.0536 | 0.03036 | 56 | 53 | 3 | 0 |
6390 | I only see the reason I won't drink tequila again. | 1.0536 | 0.03036 | 56 | 53 | 3 | 0 |
6391 | In all fairness, it’s only a first draft. | 1.0526 | 0.02984 | 57 | 54 | 3 | 0 |
6392 | So you should've been nice to pen. I can't be sharp like a pen. Gosh... where can we find a pen that wasn't even on the floor? | 1.0526 | 0.02984 | 57 | 54 | 3 | 0 |
6393 | Your drawings are still as messy as when you were two,dear. | 1.0526 | 0.03895 | 57 | 55 | 1 | 1 |
6394 | Like I already told you…they all look like crap to me. | 1.0526 | 0.03895 | 57 | 55 | 1 | 1 |
6395 | Sorry--my allergies must be acting up. | 1.0517 | 0.02933 | 58 | 55 | 3 | 0 |
6396 | You made it now tell me what it means ! | 1.0517 | 0.02933 | 58 | 55 | 3 | 0 |
6397 | Not even a D? Surely that's at least an inkling of the correct answer! | 1.0517 | 0.02933 | 58 | 55 | 3 | 0 |
6398 | He was just a splat off the old bottle, may he rest in pieces | 1.0517 | 0.02933 | 58 | 55 | 3 | 0 |
6399 | I see another palatial estate i wanna buy with BLM money .. I still get high from the fresh ink on the contracts | 1.0517 | 0.02933 | 58 | 55 | 3 | 0 |
6400 | I'd know it anywhere. It was inked by a long lost lover. | 1.0513 | 0.03578 | 39 | 37 | 2 | 0 |
6401 | That is so Meta. | 1.0513 | 0.03578 | 39 | 37 | 2 | 0 |
6402 | Another picture of my childhood indiscretions. | 1.0508 | 0.02885 | 59 | 56 | 3 | 0 |
6403 | I used my employee review as toilet paper because that's all it's good for. | 1.0508 | 0.02885 | 59 | 56 | 3 | 0 |
6404 | Why do you think they all remind you of your mother? | 1.0508 | 0.02885 | 59 | 56 | 3 | 0 |
6405 | Did you damage things again ? | 1.0508 | 0.02885 | 59 | 56 | 3 | 0 |
6406 | Since I stop with the mask, things are getting tough… | 1.0508 | 0.02885 | 59 | 56 | 3 | 0 |
6407 | I got too excited, let's see the next one. | 1.0500 | 0.02837 | 60 | 57 | 3 | 0 |
6408 | You might think I see something from my childhood, but it's just me pooping. | 1.0500 | 0.02837 | 60 | 57 | 3 | 0 |
6409 | Nothing is coming to mind | 1.0492 | 0.02792 | 61 | 58 | 3 | 0 |
6410 | Please,Doc; Avoid cliches like the Plague".. | 1.0492 | 0.02792 | 61 | 58 | 3 | 0 |
6411 | We dropped my son. Why did you have to remind me?!! | 1.0492 | 0.02792 | 61 | 58 | 3 | 0 |
6412 | Do you have to keep bringing up all my mistakes? | 1.0484 | 0.02747 | 62 | 59 | 3 | 0 |
6413 | What do I see?!? I came here to deal with my father's death and you show me this? You MONSTER! | 1.0476 | 0.02705 | 63 | 60 | 3 | 0 |
6414 | It’s a setup, it wasn’t me | 1.0476 | 0.02705 | 63 | 60 | 3 | 0 |
6415 | Actually when the days are fading the mind still expecting the golden days where we getting scold from for seeing cartoons after reaching home from school even without changing dress 😂🥺🥺😢 | 1.0476 | 0.03526 | 63 | 61 | 1 | 1 |
6416 | I’m sorry, Dr. Rorschach, you want to use my toilet paper for what?! …and they say I’m the one who needs therapy? | 1.0469 | 0.02663 | 64 | 61 | 3 | 0 |
6417 | I'm just glad no one else is here to see you "air out my dirty laundry" | 1.0465 | 0.03249 | 43 | 41 | 2 | 0 |
6418 | It would be better in color. | 1.0462 | 0.03419 | 65 | 63 | 1 | 1 |
6419 | I left my handkerchief at home | 1.0455 | 0.03367 | 66 | 64 | 1 | 1 |
6420 | Sorry-I can't cover my mouth when I sneeze. | 1.0435 | 0.03040 | 46 | 44 | 2 | 0 |
6421 | I understand your position. But this nasty speedy Xerox really bullied my son and daugher. | 1.0435 | 0.03040 | 46 | 44 | 2 | 0 |
6422 | i double majored in writing | 1.0435 | 0.03040 | 46 | 44 | 2 | 0 |
6423 | but sometimes a splotch is just a splotch | 1.0426 | 0.02976 | 47 | 45 | 2 | 0 |
6424 | Why must you flaunt my premature ejaculation in front of me? | 1.0426 | 0.02976 | 47 | 45 | 2 | 0 |
6425 | That's your signature? | 1.0417 | 0.02915 | 48 | 46 | 2 | 0 |
6426 | That”s a lovely picture of my baby, doctor. Where did you get it? | 1.0417 | 0.04167 | 48 | 47 | 0 | 1 |
6427 | I see that someone didn't use me correctly. | 1.0417 | 0.02915 | 48 | 46 | 2 | 0 |
6428 | I asked for a scatter plot not a splatter plot. | 1.0417 | 0.02915 | 48 | 46 | 2 | 0 |
6429 | Ah, yes. From my Freudian period. Nevertheless, sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. | 1.0408 | 0.02856 | 49 | 47 | 2 | 0 |
6430 | Another shrinking plant. I need to go. | 1.0408 | 0.02856 | 49 | 47 | 2 | 0 |
6431 | One day,she just got up and left | 1.0408 | 0.02856 | 49 | 47 | 2 | 0 |
6432 | Nothing comes to mind. I block when I see blood! | 1.0408 | 0.02856 | 49 | 47 | 2 | 0 |
6433 | Tomato Ketchup! It goes everywhere! | 1.0400 | 0.02799 | 50 | 48 | 2 | 0 |
6434 | I know I'm supposed to look inside myself, but I didn't think I'd see a crab. | 1.0400 | 0.02799 | 50 | 48 | 2 | 0 |
6435 | that wasn't me, my cousin did that" Bob Greene, Greenwich CT 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.co | 1.0400 | 0.02799 | 50 | 48 | 2 | 0 |
6436 | I guess I should have breast fed instead | 1.0392 | 0.02745 | 51 | 49 | 2 | 0 |
6437 | I tried to blot that one out of my mind. | 1.0392 | 0.02745 | 51 | 49 | 2 | 0 |
6438 | That’s my Dad….i miss him so much | 1.0392 | 0.02745 | 51 | 49 | 2 | 0 |
6439 | Name's Rorschach, Who are you? | 1.0392 | 0.02745 | 51 | 49 | 2 | 0 |
6440 | I’ll need more more than one witness for my last will and testament because my signatures never look the same. | 1.0392 | 0.02745 | 51 | 49 | 2 | 0 |
6441 | You spilled it out… that’s a good start | 1.0392 | 0.02745 | 51 | 49 | 2 | 0 |
6442 | What does my father have to do with anything? | 1.0385 | 0.02693 | 52 | 50 | 2 | 0 |
6443 | I’m not doing that anymore—It’s called quiet quitting! | 1.0385 | 0.02693 | 52 | 50 | 2 | 0 |
6444 | Linda. Rest her soul. | 1.0385 | 0.02693 | 52 | 50 | 2 | 0 |
6445 | It looks like the last time I saw my mother. | 1.0385 | 0.02693 | 52 | 50 | 2 | 0 |
6446 | That’s my cousin Louise. | 1.0385 | 0.02693 | 52 | 50 | 2 | 0 |
6447 | Could we go with a different color of ink next time? | 1.0364 | 0.02547 | 55 | 53 | 2 | 0 |
6448 | Adoption seemed like my only option at the time | 1.0364 | 0.02547 | 55 | 53 | 2 | 0 |
6449 | Do you see anything of yourself in this? | 1.0364 | 0.02547 | 55 | 53 | 2 | 0 |
6450 | It might be messy, but look inside what’s true to you | 1.0351 | 0.02459 | 57 | 55 | 2 | 0 |
6451 | Reminds me of my dad before he quit French fries. | 1.0351 | 0.02459 | 57 | 55 | 2 | 0 |
6452 | Is it too late to get my deposit back? | 1.0351 | 0.02459 | 57 | 55 | 2 | 0 |
6453 | So tell me what do You see on this page? Exploding ink. No, but close. This is disappearing ink. You're saying that I'm going to fade away? No, You only released an angry ink blot. Technically it's also an exploding disappearing ink blot. You'll live | 1.0345 | 0.03448 | 58 | 57 | 0 | 1 |
6454 | Then my father said to her, “so sumi if I like to dip my quill in blue in from time to time. | 1.0345 | 0.02417 | 58 | 56 | 2 | 0 |
6455 | I had one to many that night. | 1.0333 | 0.02337 | 60 | 58 | 2 | 0 |
6456 | See, this is the shit that got me into therapy in the first place | 1.0333 | 0.02337 | 60 | 58 | 2 | 0 |
6457 | That's when I chewed tobacco and it came out my head. | 1.0323 | 0.02262 | 62 | 60 | 2 | 0 |
6458 | Donald, tell me exactly what you see in your Ketchup-Blot? | 1.0317 | 0.02227 | 63 | 61 | 2 | 0 |
6459 | Showing crime scene drawings just doesn't help me remember. | 1.0238 | 0.02410 | 42 | 41 | 1 | 0 |
6460 | Traumatic toilet training. | 1.0227 | 0.02299 | 44 | 43 | 1 | 0 |
6461 | I think it’s my allergies, doc! | 1.0222 | 0.02247 | 45 | 44 | 1 | 0 |
6462 | Yes, I have stomach problems. | 1.0217 | 0.02198 | 46 | 45 | 1 | 0 |
6463 | It’ just happens. I swear I don’t mean to make him explode from every orifice. | 1.0208 | 0.02105 | 48 | 47 | 1 | 0 |
6464 | I’m sorry Doc, I really shouldn’t have blown my load in your office. | 1.0200 | 0.02020 | 50 | 49 | 1 | 0 |
6465 | I see it as an opportunity to paste outside the lines | 1.0200 | 0.02020 | 50 | 49 | 1 | 0 |
6466 | i know it's september but give me a break | 1.0192 | 0.01942 | 52 | 51 | 1 | 0 |
6467 | Dr. Jones, I've been meaning to tell you that I have serious concerns with your clinical approach. | 1.0189 | 0.01905 | 53 | 52 | 1 | 0 |
6468 | The test results indicate that your temper calls for a switch to use a spoon. | 1.0185 | 0.01869 | 54 | 53 | 1 | 0 |
6469 | Sorry I threw up on your homework, had a bit too much to drink that night… | 1.0185 | 0.01869 | 54 | 53 | 1 | 0 |
6470 | It looks like my depends | 1.0000 | 0.02667 | 38 | 38 | 0 | 0 |
6471 | No matter how many times you show that picture I still say. "It's me being born". | 1.0000 | 0.02247 | 45 | 45 | 0 | 0 |
6472 | And that one looks like my THIRD kid, Ellen--she was a real troublemaker. | 1.0000 | 0.02020 | 50 | 50 | 0 | 0 |