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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-09-25T21:19:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-10-09T21:21:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-10-03T21:21:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 10, 2022 |
Number of captions | 6473 |
Number of responses | 566410 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You've got it upside down. | 1.8238 | 0.01710 | 2293 | 1006 | 685 | 602 |
1 | Am I a narcissist if I tell you I see myself in every one of these? | 1.8133 | 0.01850 | 1896 | 825 | 600 | 471 |
2 | You are holding it upside down. | 1.8083 | 0.01840 | 1925 | 847 | 600 | 478 |
3 | Who leaked that? | 1.7876 | 0.02238 | 1262 | 561 | 408 | 293 |
4 | It's the only blot on my resume. | 1.7803 | 0.01993 | 1552 | 686 | 521 | 345 |
5 | I haven't an inkling. | 1.7780 | 0.01605 | 2518 | 1158 | 761 | 599 |
6 | You told me not to keep things bottled up. | 1.7765 | 0.01577 | 2412 | 1053 | 845 | 514 |
7 | Looks like the day I got released from the pen. | 1.7652 | 0.01642 | 2449 | 1163 | 698 | 588 |
8 | Story of my life. | 1.7600 | 0.01969 | 1504 | 662 | 541 | 301 |
9 | I can’t keep coming to therapy every week and spilling my guts like this! | 1.7553 | 0.02029 | 1467 | 666 | 494 | 307 |
10 | I sneezed, it means nothing. | 1.7393 | 0.01980 | 1561 | 734 | 500 | 327 |
11 | That's Uncle Louie right after he escaped from the pen. | 1.7229 | 0.02067 | 1483 | 732 | 430 | 321 |
12 | I ink; therefore, I am | 1.7210 | 0.02674 | 878 | 432 | 259 | 187 |
13 | Funny, I see so much of myself in this one. | 1.7206 | 0.01827 | 1643 | 744 | 614 | 285 |
14 | I definitely see a lot of me in there. | 1.7153 | 0.01860 | 1563 | 708 | 592 | 263 |
15 | Yes, I know her. | 1.6989 | 0.02558 | 900 | 441 | 289 | 170 |
16 | That's Hermann Rorschach, of course! I made him what he is. | 1.6963 | 0.02064 | 1406 | 699 | 435 | 272 |
17 | It looks like my MRI. | 1.6827 | 0.02267 | 1453 | 846 | 222 | 385 |
18 | That's an offensively stereotypical representation of my people. | 1.6802 | 0.02055 | 1357 | 675 | 441 | 241 |
19 | It makes me feel empty. | 1.6760 | 0.02029 | 1318 | 640 | 465 | 213 |
20 | I"ll never forget the day my father escaped from the pen. | 1.6753 | 0.02109 | 1306 | 660 | 410 | 236 |
21 | Why do you have my baby pictures? | 1.6732 | 0.02216 | 1172 | 591 | 373 | 208 |
22 | I was young. I needed the money. | 1.6732 | 0.04359 | 306 | 155 | 96 | 55 |
23 | I tend to blot these things out. | 1.6700 | 0.02877 | 691 | 349 | 221 | 121 |
24 | I’ve kept my emotions bottled up. | 1.6695 | 0.02106 | 1192 | 577 | 432 | 183 |
25 | It takes a lot out of me to do these tests " | 1.6692 | 0.02099 | 1188 | 572 | 437 | 179 |
26 | It reminds me of all those years I spent in the pen. | 1.6690 | 0.02567 | 1021 | 568 | 223 | 230 |
27 | You have shown me more of myself than any therapist I've ever had. | 1.6661 | 0.02252 | 1117 | 565 | 360 | 192 |
28 | Siggy, it's not a cry for help.For the 100th time, sometimes a spill is just a spill. | 1.6646 | 0.02224 | 1115 | 557 | 375 | 183 |
29 | To be honest, I see a little piece of myself | 1.6636 | 0.02242 | 1079 | 535 | 372 | 172 |
30 | How the hell should I know? I don’t even know I how I got up on this chair. | 1.6623 | 0.02364 | 1078 | 568 | 306 | 204 |
31 | Whenever I open up, this is what happens. | 1.6604 | 0.02557 | 901 | 470 | 267 | 164 |
32 | I hope that’s not how others see me | 1.6601 | 0.02174 | 1059 | 506 | 407 | 146 |
33 | She looks familiar ... but, they all do. | 1.6577 | 0.02366 | 970 | 486 | 330 | 154 |
34 | You're right--all of these make me think of my mother. | 1.6566 | 0.02457 | 891 | 445 | 307 | 139 |
35 | Once again, I see myself. | 1.6532 | 0.02672 | 744 | 371 | 260 | 113 |
36 | It feels good to finally get that out. | 1.6510 | 0.02465 | 937 | 487 | 290 | 160 |
37 | You say Rorschach, I say gesundheit. | 1.6489 | 0.03181 | 601 | 325 | 162 | 114 |
38 | Please. Let's not discuss my mother. | 1.6436 | 0.02650 | 825 | 438 | 243 | 144 |
39 | I didn't come here to have you show me dirty pictures. | 1.6426 | 0.03285 | 540 | 288 | 157 | 95 |
40 | What is this, Dr. Rorschach? Some kind of test? | 1.6423 | 0.02636 | 833 | 443 | 245 | 145 |
41 | To be honest, they all remind me of my mother. | 1.6379 | 0.02878 | 707 | 381 | 201 | 125 |
42 | I was young and needed the work. | 1.6362 | 0.02759 | 778 | 423 | 215 | 140 |
43 | Okay, so I have some anger issues! | 1.6354 | 0.02659 | 779 | 408 | 247 | 124 |
44 | It was just a sneeze. Dont overanalyze it. | 1.6350 | 0.02652 | 811 | 433 | 241 | 137 |
45 | They all look the same to me. | 1.6341 | 0.02730 | 738 | 387 | 234 | 117 |
46 | This is a trick question, isn't it? | 1.6322 | 0.02711 | 745 | 391 | 237 | 117 |
47 | It just leaves me feeling a little empty | 1.6289 | 0.03274 | 477 | 243 | 168 | 66 |
48 | Sorry. I get excited when I see a piece of paper. | 1.6287 | 0.02972 | 649 | 351 | 188 | 110 |
49 | Doc, I told you I find Rorschach's work offensive and highly subjective... | 1.6286 | 0.02810 | 692 | 365 | 219 | 108 |
50 | I swear, I read it for the articles. | 1.6271 | 0.02943 | 700 | 391 | 179 | 130 |
51 | I don’t like your toner. | 1.6268 | 0.02984 | 694 | 392 | 169 | 133 |
52 | That's exactly what I have bottled up inside me | 1.6263 | 0.02860 | 693 | 374 | 204 | 115 |
53 | Me, off my meds. | 1.6250 | 0.02789 | 704 | 374 | 220 | 110 |
54 | Swear to God, it was like that when I came in. | 1.6221 | 0.02966 | 643 | 349 | 188 | 106 |
55 | What can I say, Doc? I see myself in all of these. | 1.6216 | 0.02947 | 666 | 366 | 186 | 114 |
56 | I see a little bit of myself in this one. | 1.6193 | 0.02774 | 696 | 369 | 223 | 104 |
57 | I'm paying you two hundred bucks an hour, and you're holding my self-portrait upside down. | 1.6169 | 0.03151 | 603 | 340 | 154 | 109 |
58 | I dont want to talk about my mother any more. | 1.6145 | 0.03006 | 620 | 339 | 181 | 100 |
59 | Sorry, it's allergy season | 1.6116 | 0.02921 | 605 | 319 | 202 | 84 |
60 | Again, the Fifth. | 1.6080 | 0.03181 | 574 | 323 | 153 | 98 |
61 | It’s not that black and white. | 1.6064 | 0.02971 | 559 | 291 | 197 | 71 |
62 | I didn’t get any royalties for that one, either. | 1.6063 | 0.03113 | 541 | 290 | 174 | 77 |
63 | That one I made when I was young and happy. | 1.6054 | 0.02947 | 560 | 290 | 201 | 69 |
64 | That looks like last Saturday night. I got completely blotto. | 1.6040 | 0.03475 | 452 | 248 | 135 | 69 |
65 | Never seen her before but she looks hot. | 1.6033 | 0.03278 | 547 | 312 | 140 | 95 |
66 | That was a crazy night. | 1.6030 | 0.03068 | 539 | 286 | 181 | 72 |
67 | This explains why I feel so empty | 1.6020 | 0.03323 | 505 | 281 | 144 | 80 |
68 | It's my mother. No, wait, my father. No, definitely my mother. Ooh, a butterfly! | 1.6000 | 0.03374 | 500 | 282 | 136 | 82 |
69 | Where'd you get that naked picture of me? | 1.5996 | 0.03295 | 522 | 294 | 143 | 85 |
70 | I see a lot of myself in this one. | 1.5989 | 0.03117 | 546 | 298 | 169 | 79 |
71 | In my defense you were out of the room for a long time. | 1.5988 | 0.03244 | 521 | 289 | 152 | 80 |
72 | You can't blame me now for something I posted when I was young and stupid. | 1.5977 | 0.03195 | 512 | 278 | 162 | 72 |
73 | I see a mess everyone's going to blame me for. | 1.5973 | 0.03280 | 514 | 287 | 147 | 80 |
74 | Again with my parents? | 1.5968 | 0.03297 | 506 | 282 | 146 | 78 |
75 | I'm not sure. But it speaks to something inside me... | 1.5965 | 0.03203 | 508 | 276 | 161 | 71 |
76 | It’s me when I was carefree, before I got all bottled up! | 1.5945 | 0.03511 | 476 | 275 | 119 | 82 |
77 | This one’s too personal. | 1.5903 | 0.03306 | 476 | 261 | 149 | 66 |
78 | I always spill my guts to you, Doc. | 1.5899 | 0.03309 | 473 | 259 | 149 | 65 |
79 | Yes, of course it reminds me of my mother! | 1.5894 | 0.03387 | 492 | 281 | 132 | 79 |
80 | I don't have an inkling. | 1.5884 | 0.03534 | 464 | 269 | 117 | 78 |
81 | I’m sorry, I blew my top. | 1.5866 | 0.03357 | 462 | 255 | 143 | 64 |
82 | Where did you get that picture? That's my grandmother. | 1.5855 | 0.03420 | 456 | 255 | 135 | 66 |
83 | My father is in the pen and I don’t know how long the sentence will be. | 1.5848 | 0.03653 | 460 | 276 | 99 | 85 |
84 | I feel like a tiny part of me is missing. | 1.5789 | 0.03355 | 437 | 238 | 145 | 54 |
85 | I know exactly what it means - but I don't think you can handle the truth. | 1.5788 | 0.03601 | 425 | 244 | 116 | 65 |
86 | Did I do that? | 1.5785 | 0.03479 | 427 | 238 | 131 | 58 |
87 | Ah yes, the incident… | 1.5780 | 0.03424 | 436 | 242 | 136 | 58 |
88 | I remember that journal entry; it was a bad day. | 1.5752 | 0.03510 | 412 | 229 | 129 | 54 |
89 | One of my earliest works. | 1.5735 | 0.03451 | 408 | 223 | 136 | 49 |
90 | Can you believe that's how he broke up with me?? Not even an email. | 1.5735 | 0.03687 | 408 | 237 | 108 | 63 |
91 | Are you asking me to ink outside the box? | 1.5721 | 0.03664 | 402 | 231 | 112 | 59 |
92 | I prefer to think outside the blot. | 1.5717 | 0.03528 | 453 | 266 | 115 | 72 |
93 | No! I'm through spilling my guts to you. | 1.5711 | 0.03568 | 401 | 225 | 123 | 53 |
94 | Sometimes a blot it’s just a blot. | 1.5685 | 0.03653 | 394 | 225 | 114 | 55 |
95 | Not an inkling. | 1.5684 | 0.03689 | 424 | 253 | 101 | 70 |
96 | Two guys in lederhosen arguing over the price of a 1953 Buick. | 1.5661 | 0.04007 | 378 | 232 | 78 | 68 |
97 | What’s with all the dirty pictures, Doc? | 1.5657 | 0.03428 | 449 | 258 | 128 | 63 |
98 | Hey,I know that guy! | 1.5650 | 0.03818 | 377 | 221 | 99 | 57 |
99 | Honestly? It reminds me of my mother. | 1.5648 | 0.03838 | 386 | 230 | 94 | 62 |
100 | That's a blot from years ago. I was in a bad place then. | 1.5610 | 0.03580 | 410 | 237 | 116 | 57 |
101 | It doesn’t just look like my mom, it is my mom. | 1.5607 | 0.03634 | 387 | 221 | 115 | 51 |
102 | My life is a mess. | 1.5599 | 0.03867 | 334 | 189 | 103 | 42 |
103 | My baby picture. | 1.5587 | 0.03690 | 392 | 229 | 107 | 56 |
104 | Don't ask me I just make 'em. | 1.5583 | 0.03862 | 360 | 211 | 97 | 52 |
105 | Let’s leave my mother out of this. | 1.5582 | 0.03813 | 378 | 224 | 97 | 57 |
106 | I got a little excited, that's all. | 1.5578 | 0.03630 | 398 | 231 | 112 | 55 |
107 | I cut myself shaving? | 1.5577 | 0.03849 | 364 | 214 | 97 | 53 |
108 | Does that mean I’m pregnant? | 1.5568 | 0.03930 | 352 | 208 | 92 | 52 |
109 | It's a selfie. | 1.5564 | 0.03863 | 381 | 230 | 90 | 61 |
110 | Doc, all I see is a medical emergency. | 1.5559 | 0.03957 | 349 | 207 | 90 | 52 |
111 | I feel drained. | 1.5556 | 0.03836 | 324 | 181 | 106 | 37 |
112 | I see my inner self. | 1.5538 | 0.03759 | 390 | 233 | 98 | 59 |
113 | I'd say it looks like my father, but he was more the "disappearing" type. | 1.5534 | 0.03689 | 356 | 201 | 113 | 42 |
114 | I swear, it was just a Freudian slip. | 1.5519 | 0.03935 | 337 | 197 | 94 | 46 |
115 | You can’t put me in the pen for this! Who knows how long my sentence will be. | 1.5515 | 0.04069 | 359 | 223 | 74 | 62 |
116 | I spill my guts out to you and you shove it in my face? | 1.5511 | 0.03769 | 372 | 219 | 101 | 52 |
117 | I suppose that means I’m the father, huh? | 1.5503 | 0.03942 | 358 | 216 | 87 | 55 |
118 | I don't think I'm ready to look at my past quite yet | 1.5498 | 0.03826 | 331 | 188 | 104 | 39 |
119 | Oh my God! That’s my mother! | 1.5497 | 0.03825 | 342 | 197 | 102 | 43 |
120 | I'll never understand what people see in me. | 1.5480 | 0.03823 | 323 | 182 | 105 | 36 |
121 | I just couldn’t hold it any longer. | 1.5452 | 0.04111 | 321 | 193 | 81 | 47 |
122 | It's like you can see inside of me, Doc. | 1.5429 | 0.03774 | 326 | 184 | 107 | 35 |
123 | A ballpoint pen could not do that! | 1.5419 | 0.03863 | 310 | 175 | 102 | 33 |
124 | Aunt Gertrude. I'd recognize her anywhere. | 1.5417 | 0.03845 | 312 | 176 | 103 | 33 |
125 | I make ‘em, I don’t explain ‘em. | 1.5415 | 0.04085 | 349 | 218 | 73 | 58 |
126 | I see YOUR parents having sex! How do YOU like it?? | 1.5411 | 0.04040 | 316 | 187 | 87 | 42 |
127 | Alas poor Rorschach,I knew his well. | 1.5409 | 0.03811 | 379 | 231 | 91 | 57 |
128 | My first love! No, wait...my first mistake. | 1.5385 | 0.03846 | 312 | 177 | 102 | 33 |
129 | What do you mean, “What does it look like?” As I said it looks like someone dropped a big splotch of ink on a piece of paper, then folded the paper. What is it supposed to look like? | 1.5385 | 0.04268 | 299 | 182 | 73 | 44 |
130 | No offense, Doc, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. | 1.5375 | 0.04308 | 307 | 191 | 67 | 49 |
131 | A bunny rabbit, drowning in my ink. | 1.5369 | 0.03742 | 393 | 241 | 93 | 59 |
132 | I just feel like we've hit a wall. | 1.5350 | 0.04011 | 314 | 186 | 88 | 40 |
133 | My mother…again. They all remind me of her! | 1.5345 | 0.04233 | 290 | 174 | 77 | 39 |
134 | I see incontinence. | 1.5344 | 0.04124 | 320 | 196 | 77 | 47 |
135 | Sorry, you were all out of toilet paper. | 1.5310 | 0.04317 | 290 | 178 | 70 | 42 |
136 | Tell you about my mother? That IS my mother. | 1.5278 | 0.04112 | 288 | 170 | 84 | 34 |
137 | Don’t judge me, we all did weird things during lockdown | 1.5274 | 0.03893 | 292 | 166 | 98 | 28 |
138 | ACHOO! | 1.5273 | 0.04193 | 311 | 193 | 72 | 46 |
139 | Selfie | 1.5233 | 0.04234 | 300 | 186 | 71 | 43 |
140 | Is this a test? | 1.5230 | 0.04286 | 283 | 173 | 72 | 38 |
141 | Just because I see myself doesn’t make me narcissistic.” | 1.5228 | 0.04175 | 285 | 171 | 79 | 35 |
142 | I poured too much of myself into it. | 1.5223 | 0.04139 | 291 | 175 | 80 | 36 |
143 | It means I sneezed | 1.5209 | 0.04437 | 263 | 161 | 67 | 35 |
144 | Wait - that was a test? - I just sneezed into a tissue! | 1.5208 | 0.04143 | 288 | 173 | 80 | 35 |
145 | I'm sorry, I couldn't contain myself. | 1.5194 | 0.04569 | 258 | 161 | 60 | 37 |
146 | OMG! Is that my cousin Fred? | 1.5194 | 0.04435 | 258 | 157 | 68 | 33 |
147 | Mother? Is that you? | 1.5192 | 0.04375 | 260 | 157 | 71 | 32 |
148 | I'm trying to blot that one out. | 1.5172 | 0.04093 | 290 | 174 | 82 | 34 |
149 | Trump? | 1.5169 | 0.04859 | 236 | 150 | 50 | 36 |
150 | Nope, that’s not me. I tend to keep my emotions bottled up. | 1.5164 | 0.04114 | 304 | 187 | 77 | 40 |
151 | It was a Freudian slip! | 1.5155 | 0.04297 | 258 | 154 | 75 | 29 |
152 | Leave my mother out of this. | 1.5146 | 0.04333 | 274 | 169 | 69 | 36 |
153 | I was told to not keep it all bottled up inside. | 1.5143 | 0.04015 | 280 | 164 | 88 | 28 |
154 | What I see is the old me - before things got bottled up. | 1.5140 | 0.04282 | 286 | 178 | 69 | 39 |
155 | It's either two dogs chasing a cat or my Aunt Thelma. | 1.5138 | 0.04571 | 253 | 158 | 60 | 35 |
156 | I see the darkest parts of myself and it scares me. | 1.5136 | 0.04130 | 257 | 149 | 84 | 24 |
157 | That’s the last thing my Dad did before he dried up. | 1.5132 | 0.04167 | 304 | 190 | 72 | 42 |
158 | Where did you find my baby picture? | 1.5128 | 0.04283 | 273 | 167 | 72 | 34 |
159 | Really? Inkblots? $200 an hour and you want to show ME inkblots? | 1.5118 | 0.04242 | 297 | 187 | 68 | 42 |
160 | I really put myself into it. | 1.5097 | 0.04107 | 259 | 151 | 84 | 24 |
161 | That's how I feel on the inside. | 1.5075 | 0.04772 | 199 | 118 | 61 | 20 |
162 | Did you give this same test to the White Out guy? | 1.5058 | 0.04686 | 259 | 169 | 49 | 41 |
163 | An ugly man with a scar... holding an ink blot. | 1.5038 | 0.04679 | 264 | 174 | 47 | 43 |
164 | Enough with the family photos. | 1.5019 | 0.04373 | 263 | 164 | 66 | 33 |
165 | I told my kids that a handwritten note is much more personal than a text message …. and this is what I get. | 1.5000 | 0.04662 | 226 | 140 | 59 | 27 |
166 | I couldn’t keep it bottled up anymore. | 1.5000 | 0.04294 | 264 | 163 | 70 | 31 |
167 | How does this picture make you feel?" -"Empty | 1.4978 | 0.04787 | 231 | 148 | 51 | 32 |
168 | I begged him not to jump | 1.4977 | 0.04653 | 221 | 136 | 60 | 25 |
169 | Sorry about that, I have a cold. | 1.4964 | 0.04112 | 274 | 167 | 78 | 29 |
170 | Why do you have naked pictures of me? | 1.4960 | 0.04642 | 248 | 160 | 53 | 35 |
171 | Hey, you try signing autographs with no arms! | 1.4959 | 0.04490 | 246 | 154 | 62 | 30 |
172 | I have no inkling. | 1.4938 | 0.04340 | 243 | 148 | 70 | 25 |
173 | Is it weird that they all look like my mother? | 1.4935 | 0.04545 | 231 | 143 | 62 | 26 |
174 | I know. I had a messy childhood. | 1.4933 | 0.04489 | 223 | 135 | 66 | 22 |
175 | That's a Diaper, probably early morning. | 1.4930 | 0.04828 | 213 | 134 | 53 | 26 |
176 | I don’t just see my mother. That is my mother. | 1.4929 | 0.05867 | 140 | 87 | 37 | 16 |
177 | ''That's a picture of Mr. Rorschach my high school art teacher''. | 1.4915 | 0.04929 | 234 | 156 | 41 | 37 |
178 | I honestly don't have an inkling. | 1.4907 | 0.04718 | 214 | 133 | 57 | 24 |
179 | You see, I’ve had some trouble lately controlling my blotter. | 1.4896 | 0.04993 | 241 | 165 | 34 | 42 |
180 | That's me, listening to Trump talk. | 1.4882 | 0.05176 | 211 | 141 | 37 | 33 |
181 | I guess I was blotto that night | 1.4857 | 0.04784 | 210 | 132 | 54 | 24 |
182 | I suppose I see myself in it. | 1.4856 | 0.04770 | 208 | 130 | 55 | 23 |
183 | This is proof that the laxative is working. | 1.4856 | 0.04961 | 208 | 134 | 47 | 27 |
184 | Does anybody remember me for the Magna Carta or the Declaration of Independence? No, it's this! | 1.4839 | 0.05064 | 217 | 145 | 39 | 33 |
185 | It was an accident, don't read into it. | 1.4828 | 0.04570 | 232 | 147 | 58 | 27 |
186 | I told him not to ink and drive | 1.4826 | 0.04681 | 230 | 148 | 53 | 29 |
187 | It's not ego. I really see myself in all of them. | 1.4826 | 0.04600 | 230 | 146 | 57 | 27 |
188 | Stop reminding me of my mistakes. | 1.4820 | 0.04723 | 222 | 142 | 53 | 27 |
189 | Is this a trick question? | 1.4817 | 0.04653 | 218 | 137 | 57 | 24 |
190 | You realize I actually MADE that test….I know exactly what it’s supposed to be! | 1.4813 | 0.05076 | 214 | 143 | 39 | 32 |
191 | I’m the medium, not the message. | 1.4810 | 0.04538 | 237 | 151 | 58 | 28 |
192 | I don’t identify as that color anymore. | 1.4804 | 0.04937 | 204 | 131 | 48 | 25 |
193 | I'm not sure, but I do see a lot of myself in it. | 1.4802 | 0.04299 | 252 | 158 | 67 | 27 |
194 | I really don't want to talk about my mother again. | 1.4793 | 0.04337 | 217 | 130 | 70 | 17 |
195 | I’ve been keeping it bottled up inside for far too long. | 1.4793 | 0.04668 | 217 | 137 | 56 | 24 |
196 | I see a little of myself in that. | 1.4778 | 0.04804 | 203 | 128 | 53 | 22 |
197 | In a very real sense there’s some of me in that picture! | 1.4775 | 0.04455 | 222 | 137 | 64 | 21 |
198 | Actually, this one makes me think of ketchup. | 1.4774 | 0.05275 | 199 | 134 | 35 | 30 |
199 | That was one of my early works. | 1.4770 | 0.04268 | 239 | 147 | 70 | 22 |
200 | I did that when I was young and needed money! | 1.4767 | 0.05199 | 193 | 127 | 40 | 26 |
201 | Same. My mother. | 1.4762 | 0.04877 | 210 | 136 | 48 | 26 |
202 | Here we have another example of the ink blot calling the Rorschach black. | 1.4747 | 0.04733 | 198 | 123 | 56 | 19 |
203 | I think I can see my inner self. | 1.4747 | 0.04336 | 217 | 131 | 69 | 17 |
204 | My son! | 1.4729 | 0.04700 | 203 | 127 | 56 | 20 |
205 | Nobody under 70 even knows what I am. | 1.4726 | 0.05137 | 201 | 134 | 39 | 28 |
206 | That's the closest I'll get to spilling my guts. | 1.4724 | 0.04715 | 199 | 124 | 56 | 19 |
207 | For the tenth time, a sneeze! | 1.4721 | 0.04752 | 233 | 155 | 46 | 32 |
208 | It looks like my mother. What's your point? | 1.4696 | 0.04759 | 230 | 153 | 46 | 31 |
209 | I see myself,as a little squirt. | 1.4689 | 0.04749 | 209 | 134 | 52 | 23 |
210 | I apologize for my outburst | 1.4684 | 0.04987 | 190 | 122 | 47 | 21 |
211 | That’s my oldest, Spot. | 1.4680 | 0.04952 | 203 | 133 | 45 | 25 |
212 | I sneezed. Don’t read anything into it. | 1.4677 | 0.05179 | 186 | 122 | 41 | 23 |
213 | They’re all blotting against me. | 1.4675 | 0.04703 | 231 | 153 | 48 | 30 |
214 | Do I have to look at the crime scene photos? | 1.4667 | 0.05008 | 180 | 114 | 48 | 18 |
215 | I had a lot of anger bottled up. | 1.4663 | 0.04909 | 208 | 137 | 45 | 26 |
216 | That looks like how I feel on the inside. | 1.4663 | 0.04929 | 193 | 124 | 48 | 21 |
217 | That was from my black days in India | 1.4660 | 0.04750 | 206 | 132 | 52 | 22 |
218 | I tend to see myself in all of them. | 1.4658 | 0.04455 | 234 | 150 | 59 | 25 |
219 | Is it weird that all of these remind me of my mother? | 1.4656 | 0.05006 | 189 | 122 | 46 | 21 |
220 | I can tell you from personal experience, it doesn’t actually mean anything. | 1.4655 | 0.04727 | 232 | 155 | 46 | 31 |
221 | I feel empty inside | 1.4652 | 0.04988 | 187 | 120 | 47 | 20 |
222 | So, I blew my top. | 1.4643 | 0.05185 | 196 | 132 | 37 | 27 |
223 | That is the last message I got from my Mother and then she dried up and went away. | 1.4641 | 0.04734 | 181 | 111 | 56 | 14 |
224 | Hello darkness, my old friend. | 1.4636 | 0.04617 | 220 | 142 | 54 | 24 |
225 | It's like you can read my mind. | 1.4633 | 0.04693 | 218 | 142 | 51 | 25 |
226 | Mother again. (Sigh) it always comes back to that, doesn't it? | 1.4627 | 0.04886 | 201 | 131 | 47 | 23 |
227 | You were the one who told me to spill my guts. | 1.4619 | 0.04701 | 223 | 147 | 49 | 27 |
228 | Well, you said you wanted me to open up. | 1.4615 | 0.04714 | 208 | 134 | 52 | 22 |
229 | I see a tortured metaphor. | 1.4599 | 0.05043 | 187 | 122 | 44 | 21 |
230 | Yes, that's my work. | 1.4599 | 0.04688 | 187 | 116 | 56 | 15 |
231 | I'm suing for royalties. | 1.4598 | 0.04655 | 174 | 105 | 58 | 11 |
232 | I've told you already, all I see is myself. | 1.4593 | 0.04903 | 172 | 107 | 51 | 14 |
233 | I put my life's blood into that piece! | 1.4586 | 0.05046 | 181 | 117 | 45 | 19 |
234 | This is me after I spill my guts to you. | 1.4567 | 0.04613 | 208 | 133 | 55 | 20 |
235 | That's Cousin Sal. He's the black sheep of the family. | 1.4561 | 0.05515 | 171 | 116 | 32 | 23 |
236 | You're really making me spill my guts. | 1.4551 | 0.05168 | 178 | 117 | 41 | 20 |
237 | I’ve kept it bottled up for years… | 1.4550 | 0.04852 | 211 | 141 | 44 | 26 |
238 | I spill my guts to you, and you're asking ME what it means? | 1.4545 | 0.05572 | 176 | 122 | 28 | 26 |
239 | But Doc, that really IS a picture of my mother. | 1.4541 | 0.04922 | 196 | 129 | 45 | 22 |
240 | I never saw her before. | 1.4541 | 0.04963 | 185 | 120 | 46 | 19 |
241 | South Carolina’s 6th Congressional District. | 1.4540 | 0.05308 | 163 | 106 | 40 | 17 |
242 | That’s my aunt India at her graduation | 1.4540 | 0.05308 | 163 | 106 | 40 | 17 |
243 | It's like staring into my soul. It's also kind of a like a frog. | 1.4523 | 0.04653 | 199 | 127 | 54 | 18 |
244 | Not EVERYTHING is about my mother. | 1.4521 | 0.04846 | 188 | 121 | 49 | 18 |
245 | Don't bring my mother into this. | 1.4521 | 0.05076 | 188 | 125 | 41 | 22 |
246 | Seriously ? I just fell one day and you make a science of it. | 1.4518 | 0.04574 | 197 | 124 | 57 | 16 |
247 | You really don't see a nude descending a staircase? | 1.4514 | 0.05356 | 175 | 118 | 35 | 22 |
248 | I swear it was consensual. | 1.4514 | 0.04840 | 175 | 110 | 51 | 14 |
249 | It's not my best work but psychiatrists seem to like it. | 1.4513 | 0.04885 | 195 | 128 | 46 | 21 |
250 | All I see is my wasted potential. | 1.4511 | 0.05215 | 184 | 124 | 37 | 23 |
251 | Sometimes a sneeze is just a sneeze. | 1.4511 | 0.05099 | 184 | 122 | 41 | 21 |
252 | Must I relive all my mistakes? | 1.4510 | 0.04623 | 204 | 131 | 54 | 19 |
253 | It's Mother. It's always Mother. | 1.4509 | 0.05339 | 173 | 116 | 36 | 21 |
254 | Yes, that was my mother. She gave her life for science. | 1.4486 | 0.04841 | 185 | 119 | 49 | 17 |
255 | Okay, okay. It was me. I did it. | 1.4483 | 0.05059 | 174 | 113 | 44 | 17 |
256 | It was a foolish thing to do, I know. But I was young and I needed the money. | 1.4477 | 0.05486 | 172 | 118 | 31 | 23 |
257 | I might have been projecting. | 1.4472 | 0.05704 | 161 | 111 | 28 | 22 |
258 | I think Im a narcissist, all I see is myself... | 1.4469 | 0.04892 | 179 | 115 | 48 | 16 |
259 | Me spilling my guts. | 1.4465 | 0.05618 | 159 | 108 | 31 | 20 |
260 | Honestly, I prefer my post-Impressionism stuff but the abstract sells | 1.4462 | 0.04936 | 195 | 130 | 43 | 22 |
261 | Back then I was just a squirt. | 1.4457 | 0.05096 | 184 | 123 | 40 | 21 |
262 | That's exactly how I feel inside. | 1.4451 | 0.04770 | 182 | 116 | 51 | 15 |
263 | I hate looking at pictures of myself. | 1.4449 | 0.04674 | 227 | 154 | 45 | 28 |
264 | So what if I blot. Is that a crime now? | 1.4444 | 0.05181 | 162 | 105 | 42 | 15 |
265 | He’s not my kid! He doesn’t look anything like me! | 1.4436 | 0.06170 | 133 | 91 | 25 | 17 |
266 | I won't be coming back Doctor Rorschach, I always feel so empty after these sessions." | 1.4431 | 0.05139 | 167 | 109 | 42 | 16 |
267 | I was such a cute baby. | 1.4424 | 0.05183 | 165 | 108 | 41 | 16 |
268 | It’s a sneeze. | 1.4423 | 0.05475 | 156 | 104 | 35 | 17 |
269 | I see Bic pens. | 1.4423 | 0.05083 | 156 | 99 | 45 | 12 |
270 | You can't expect me to associate that with anything. You're holding it upside down. | 1.4421 | 0.05140 | 190 | 130 | 36 | 24 |
271 | I came here for help, not for butthole porn. | 1.4420 | 0.05216 | 181 | 123 | 36 | 22 |
272 | Never liked that photo of myself. | 1.4416 | 0.05211 | 154 | 99 | 42 | 13 |
273 | It reminds me of the mistakes I've made. | 1.4416 | 0.05129 | 154 | 98 | 44 | 12 |
274 | Doc,you're holding that upside down. | 1.4415 | 0.05013 | 188 | 126 | 41 | 21 |
275 | At least he died doing what he loved.’ | 1.4410 | 0.05126 | 161 | 104 | 43 | 14 |
276 | That's my early, interpretive work. | 1.4404 | 0.05025 | 193 | 131 | 39 | 23 |
277 | I think I see a little bit of myself in that one. | 1.4395 | 0.05218 | 157 | 102 | 41 | 14 |
278 | It's a fake! | 1.4393 | 0.05007 | 173 | 113 | 44 | 16 |
279 | And that one is my Uncle Albert, God rest his soul. | 1.4389 | 0.05176 | 180 | 122 | 37 | 21 |
280 | You say splat. I say shat. | 1.4387 | 0.05499 | 155 | 104 | 34 | 17 |
281 | Yes, yes, that's yet another of my self-portraits. | 1.4375 | 0.04991 | 160 | 102 | 46 | 12 |
282 | That's my cousin Dot. Everyone knows she's a scatterbrain. | 1.4368 | 0.04858 | 190 | 126 | 45 | 19 |
283 | I wish I could erase my past but I'm indelible. | 1.4367 | 0.05567 | 158 | 108 | 31 | 19 |
284 | What is this... some kind of a test? | 1.4365 | 0.04783 | 181 | 117 | 49 | 15 |
285 | It just makes me feel empty. | 1.4365 | 0.05033 | 181 | 121 | 41 | 19 |
286 | Oh my god, it's mom! | 1.4364 | 0.05457 | 165 | 113 | 32 | 20 |
287 | Sometimes a blotch is just a blotch. | 1.4358 | 0.05196 | 179 | 122 | 36 | 21 |
288 | I see my life dwindling away, shoved to the back of some closet next to old Sharpie pens and pile of empty manila envelopes marked "Top Secret". | 1.4348 | 0.04663 | 184 | 118 | 52 | 14 |
289 | I can't help it -- I always throw up when I see a picture of Donald Trump. | 1.4333 | 0.06014 | 150 | 107 | 21 | 22 |
290 | No that’s my sister on the left. | 1.4333 | 0.05386 | 150 | 99 | 37 | 14 |
291 | I see a lot of myself in that | 1.4332 | 0.04793 | 187 | 123 | 47 | 17 |
292 | A little piece of me died on that page | 1.4327 | 0.05625 | 171 | 122 | 24 | 25 |
293 | That is my signature. What did you expect, cursive? | 1.4320 | 0.05290 | 169 | 115 | 35 | 19 |
294 | Well, I had a little "accident" | 1.4317 | 0.04867 | 183 | 121 | 45 | 17 |
295 | Okay. Not my best work,but I needed the money. | 1.4309 | 0.04891 | 188 | 126 | 43 | 19 |
296 | I'd be happy to autograph it. | 1.4305 | 0.05831 | 151 | 106 | 25 | 20 |
297 | Omg,what was I thinking? | 1.4304 | 0.04782 | 158 | 99 | 50 | 9 |
298 | That's my father. He abandoned us for a career in the arts. | 1.4295 | 0.05688 | 156 | 109 | 27 | 20 |
299 | Let's see...now, on this one, I see my cousin, Paul, who had that unfortunate faulty parachute incident. | 1.4295 | 0.05540 | 156 | 107 | 31 | 18 |
300 | Uncle Billy. | 1.4294 | 0.05331 | 170 | 117 | 33 | 20 |
301 | That's exactly how I feel on the inside. | 1.4293 | 0.04659 | 184 | 119 | 51 | 14 |
302 | Old, bald, ugly guy in a suit. | 1.4286 | 0.05573 | 168 | 119 | 26 | 23 |
303 | I'm suffering from writer's blot. | 1.4286 | 0.05872 | 147 | 103 | 25 | 19 |
304 | You had to bring up the past, didn’t you ? | 1.4278 | 0.05047 | 180 | 122 | 39 | 19 |
305 | I was new in town and alone and needed the money. | 1.4277 | 0.05533 | 159 | 110 | 30 | 19 |
306 | I see a leaky fountain pen. | 1.4276 | 0.05933 | 145 | 102 | 24 | 19 |
307 | What do you mean, 'What does it mean?' That's my uncle! | 1.4276 | 0.05427 | 145 | 96 | 36 | 13 |
308 | Gotta be my Uncle Mike, Doc. | 1.4276 | 0.05427 | 145 | 96 | 36 | 13 |
309 | Try harder. Give me something original. | 1.4276 | 0.05061 | 145 | 92 | 44 | 9 |
310 | No, sorry, it’s nobody I recognize! | 1.4269 | 0.05241 | 171 | 117 | 35 | 19 |
311 | That's actually my tissue after I sneezed. | 1.4269 | 0.05241 | 171 | 117 | 35 | 19 |
312 | This one reminds me of my ex-wife, India. | 1.4269 | 0.05175 | 171 | 116 | 37 | 18 |
313 | Ah, Ah . . CHOO! | 1.4266 | 0.05828 | 143 | 99 | 27 | 17 |
314 | I can definitely see myself in that. | 1.4246 | 0.04939 | 179 | 120 | 42 | 17 |
315 | Please don’t use that tone with me. | 1.4241 | 0.05700 | 158 | 112 | 25 | 21 |
316 | Kinda insensitive to show me my dead cousin and ask me what I see. | 1.4224 | 0.05406 | 161 | 111 | 32 | 18 |
317 | You recorded me spilling my guts? | 1.4224 | 0.05548 | 161 | 113 | 28 | 20 |
318 | I'm an inanimate object. Don't you think you're the one with the problem? | 1.4211 | 0.05485 | 152 | 104 | 32 | 16 |
319 | ...And that's Sally, my youngest. | 1.4204 | 0.05356 | 157 | 107 | 34 | 16 |
320 | Do you always extract this much from your patients? | 1.4201 | 0.04864 | 169 | 111 | 45 | 13 |
321 | I didn’t know I had it in me | 1.4201 | 0.05347 | 169 | 118 | 31 | 20 |
322 | That's the stuff I've been holding in for so long... | 1.4200 | 0.05618 | 150 | 104 | 29 | 17 |
323 | It's either my soul, or my splattered dreams. | 1.4200 | 0.05290 | 150 | 100 | 37 | 13 |
324 | I really do see my mother in all of them. | 1.4199 | 0.05258 | 181 | 128 | 30 | 23 |
325 | I see the inner me. | 1.4194 | 0.05003 | 155 | 101 | 43 | 11 |
326 | You’re just gonna say I’m projecting. | 1.4190 | 0.05060 | 179 | 123 | 37 | 19 |
327 | I guess I see a bit of myself in that one too | 1.4177 | 0.05404 | 158 | 109 | 32 | 17 |
328 | I called that one 'Pastoral Scene with Poplars.' The original hangs in the Museum of Modern Art. | 1.4176 | 0.04769 | 170 | 111 | 47 | 12 |
329 | Yup, it's still all about me. | 1.4172 | 0.05091 | 151 | 99 | 41 | 11 |
330 | I took your advice, to spill my guts. | 1.4172 | 0.05281 | 163 | 112 | 34 | 17 |
331 | Some may see it as desperate search for meaning in a world gone mad. To me, it's just selfie on a bad hair day. | 1.4171 | 0.05143 | 175 | 121 | 35 | 19 |
332 | I think it means I nodded off at my desk. | 1.4167 | 0.05300 | 156 | 106 | 35 | 15 |
333 | I see lost opportunity. | 1.4162 | 0.04851 | 173 | 115 | 44 | 14 |
334 | My blue period. | 1.4161 | 0.05828 | 137 | 95 | 27 | 15 |
335 | Am I a narcissist? They all look like me. | 1.4161 | 0.05246 | 137 | 89 | 39 | 9 |
336 | I spilled my guts to you. | 1.4156 | 0.05105 | 154 | 102 | 40 | 12 |
337 | I just don't understand ... Jackson Pollock does it and makes millions. | 1.4152 | 0.05164 | 171 | 118 | 35 | 18 |
338 | I think I see my mother. | 1.4150 | 0.05001 | 147 | 95 | 43 | 9 |
339 | My five-year-old could have done that. | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
340 | A trigger warning might have been nice. | 1.4126 | 0.05465 | 143 | 97 | 33 | 13 |
341 | I see my mother before she dried out. | 1.4126 | 0.05375 | 143 | 96 | 35 | 12 |
342 | I didn’t say I hated my mother, I said that IS my mother. | 1.4110 | 0.05805 | 146 | 104 | 24 | 18 |
343 | You asked me to spill my guts in here | 1.4110 | 0.05294 | 146 | 98 | 36 | 12 |
344 | I just create them. I don't explain them. | 1.4109 | 0.05989 | 129 | 90 | 25 | 14 |
345 | Ohhhh Yes…..Swipe Right!! | 1.4103 | 0.05371 | 156 | 108 | 32 | 16 |
346 | I see more of myself in this one. | 1.4101 | 0.05287 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
347 | I've kept that all bottled up. | 1.4097 | 0.06028 | 144 | 105 | 19 | 20 |
348 | My bottled up emotions | 1.4097 | 0.05435 | 144 | 98 | 33 | 13 |
349 | Sorry, I'm spotting | 1.4094 | 0.06057 | 127 | 89 | 24 | 14 |
350 | You're the one with the dirty pictures. | 1.4088 | 0.05369 | 159 | 111 | 31 | 17 |
351 | That's an inkblot. | 1.4088 | 0.05911 | 137 | 97 | 24 | 16 |
352 | I don’t know if that’s the guy who mugged me. I was pretty blotto that night. | 1.4088 | 0.05911 | 137 | 97 | 24 | 16 |
353 | I'm pregnant? | 1.4085 | 0.05389 | 164 | 116 | 29 | 19 |
354 | I spilled my guts and now you want me to analyze it? | 1.4082 | 0.05440 | 147 | 101 | 32 | 14 |
355 | What can I say — I was young and enamored with Pollock. | 1.4079 | 0.05143 | 152 | 102 | 38 | 12 |
356 | Haven't we talked enough about my mother? | 1.4079 | 0.04971 | 152 | 100 | 42 | 10 |
357 | That's from my drinking days when I was blotto all the time. | 1.4067 | 0.05762 | 150 | 108 | 23 | 19 |
358 | Please…don’t put me back in the pen. | 1.4065 | 0.06200 | 123 | 87 | 22 | 14 |
359 | I was really drunk when I sent that. | 1.4065 | 0.05545 | 155 | 110 | 27 | 18 |
360 | I can see a bit of myself in each image. | 1.4062 | 0.05136 | 128 | 82 | 40 | 6 |
361 | My memory is a little spotty. | 1.4062 | 0.05594 | 128 | 86 | 32 | 10 |
362 | January 6, 2021. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
363 | Never saw that guy before in my life | 1.4058 | 0.05785 | 138 | 97 | 26 | 15 |
364 | I see… Carter’s 2201, Onyx black, medium gloss, low viscosity, archival quality. | 1.4056 | 0.05722 | 143 | 101 | 26 | 16 |
365 | My incontinence issues. | 1.4051 | 0.05161 | 158 | 108 | 36 | 14 |
366 | He was part of a wonderful group, the Ink Spots. | 1.4051 | 0.05239 | 158 | 109 | 34 | 15 |
367 | I barely recognize myself. I wish I were toner. | 1.4046 | 0.05814 | 131 | 91 | 27 | 13 |
368 | That's me wetting the bed.... | 1.4046 | 0.06109 | 131 | 94 | 21 | 16 |
369 | I’ve never been good at introspection. | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
370 | I took your advice and started keeping a journal. | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
371 | Sorry, I got a little excited... | 1.4038 | 0.05440 | 156 | 110 | 29 | 17 |
372 | I hate the way I look in pictures. | 1.4029 | 0.05659 | 139 | 97 | 28 | 14 |
373 | They all remind me of my childhood. | 1.4029 | 0.05178 | 139 | 92 | 38 | 9 |
374 | Nope. Never saw her before. | 1.4027 | 0.05628 | 149 | 106 | 26 | 17 |
375 | My masterpiece. I call it memory and perception. | 1.4025 | 0.04647 | 159 | 103 | 48 | 8 |
376 | Yes! Yes! I confess! It was I who tricked your entire profession into centuries of ridiculous assumptions! | 1.4015 | 0.05811 | 137 | 97 | 25 | 15 |
377 | Never saw him before | 1.4014 | 0.05432 | 147 | 102 | 31 | 14 |
378 | I see something dark inside me. | 1.4000 | 0.05680 | 125 | 85 | 30 | 10 |
379 | Oh good! You already received my portfolio for this job interview. | 1.4000 | 0.05306 | 155 | 108 | 32 | 15 |
380 | But I poured my guts into that manuscript! | 1.4000 | 0.05396 | 145 | 100 | 32 | 13 |
381 | This feels like a test. | 1.3988 | 0.04964 | 163 | 111 | 39 | 13 |
382 | Thats my cousin on my mother's side | 1.3986 | 0.05732 | 148 | 107 | 23 | 18 |
383 | Does everything have to be about my mother? | 1.3986 | 0.05357 | 143 | 98 | 33 | 12 |
384 | I see my careless youth, the wreckage of spilled secrets and upended dreams. Either that or a crab. | 1.3984 | 0.05584 | 128 | 87 | 31 | 10 |
385 | Take it away please! The sight of ink makes me queasy. | 1.3983 | 0.05914 | 118 | 81 | 27 | 10 |
386 | I see Trump's dining room wall. | 1.3978 | 0.04957 | 186 | 132 | 34 | 20 |
387 | Rorschach, you are one sick bastard. | 1.3974 | 0.05356 | 156 | 110 | 30 | 16 |
388 | Where did you get a picture of my grandson? | 1.3973 | 0.05277 | 146 | 100 | 34 | 12 |
389 | Premature ejaculation. | 1.3973 | 0.05790 | 146 | 106 | 22 | 18 |
390 | I see a little bit of myself in each one, does that make me a narcissist? | 1.3968 | 0.05530 | 126 | 85 | 32 | 9 |
391 | My worst nightmare, Doc. | 1.3966 | 0.05727 | 116 | 78 | 30 | 8 |
392 | Doc, sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. | 1.3957 | 0.05650 | 139 | 98 | 27 | 14 |
393 | You have to stop bottling up your anxieties. | 1.3957 | 0.05650 | 139 | 98 | 27 | 14 |
394 | Ah, my dog Spot. Painful memories that I can’t blot out. | 1.3955 | 0.05707 | 134 | 94 | 27 | 13 |
395 | The question is “what does my urologist think it means.” | 1.3953 | 0.05763 | 129 | 90 | 27 | 12 |
396 | I already poured my heart out. What more do you need? | 1.3953 | 0.05867 | 129 | 91 | 25 | 13 |
397 | It’s not my best work. | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
398 | This is taking a lot out of me. | 1.3947 | 0.05126 | 152 | 104 | 36 | 12 |
399 | My parents fighting | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
400 | My bad, did I do that? | 1.3944 | 0.05909 | 142 | 104 | 20 | 18 |
401 | I see the release of bottled up emotions. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
402 | It reminds me of my brother, Ralph. Wait, that is my brother Ralph. You monster! | 1.3944 | 0.05650 | 142 | 101 | 26 | 15 |
403 | Is it really that narcissistic to just see yourself in everything? | 1.3939 | 0.05767 | 132 | 93 | 26 | 13 |
404 | Where did you get my baby picture? | 1.3935 | 0.04886 | 155 | 104 | 41 | 10 |
405 | Do you need my help writing this down? | 1.3924 | 0.05667 | 158 | 117 | 20 | 21 |
406 | Really? That's the best your sketch artist could come up with? | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
407 | Must we blame my mother for everything? | 1.3916 | 0.04966 | 166 | 115 | 37 | 14 |
408 | Do you have to bring up all my mistakes? | 1.3913 | 0.05485 | 138 | 96 | 30 | 12 |
409 | That was the last photo ever taken of my mother | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
410 | Oedipus schmedipus - they all DO look like my mother! | 1.3907 | 0.05557 | 151 | 109 | 25 | 17 |
411 | I dated her in high school. | 1.3904 | 0.05357 | 146 | 102 | 31 | 13 |
412 | I see a butterfly. | 1.3889 | 0.05161 | 126 | 83 | 37 | 6 |
413 | That’s your way of getting me to let go of my bottled-up emotions???!!! | 1.3889 | 0.05585 | 144 | 103 | 26 | 15 |
414 | Jesus I don’t know, a sneeze. | 1.3885 | 0.05640 | 139 | 99 | 26 | 14 |
415 | My goodness, it's my dog, Spot | 1.3884 | 0.06140 | 121 | 87 | 21 | 13 |
416 | It leaves me feeling empty. | 1.3882 | 0.04855 | 152 | 102 | 41 | 9 |
417 | Sometimes I get excited. | 1.3881 | 0.05287 | 134 | 91 | 34 | 9 |
418 | I see a lonely soul searching for a pen pal. | 1.3878 | 0.04965 | 147 | 99 | 39 | 9 |
419 | How would you feel about seeing your guts splattered all over the place? | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
420 | All I see when I look at that is work. | 1.3875 | 0.05093 | 160 | 112 | 34 | 14 |
421 | These tests take so much out of me | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
422 | Don't overanalyse it, doc - an ink blot is just an ink blot. Period. | 1.3869 | 0.04996 | 137 | 91 | 39 | 7 |
423 | I can’t even sneeze without being judged…. | 1.3869 | 0.05408 | 137 | 95 | 31 | 11 |
424 | ... All I see is a reflection of myself when I'm not bottled up inside. And I don't like it Doc. | 1.3867 | 0.04986 | 150 | 102 | 38 | 10 |
425 | Sorry, just couldn't hold it. | 1.3865 | 0.05024 | 163 | 114 | 35 | 14 |
426 | That was my cousin. | 1.3864 | 0.05756 | 132 | 94 | 25 | 13 |
427 | Yes, That is my Uncle Ror. He was a blot on everyone in the family. | 1.3862 | 0.05466 | 145 | 103 | 28 | 14 |
428 | No! It really is my mother! | 1.3857 | 0.05607 | 140 | 100 | 26 | 14 |
429 | That one also looks like my dad | 1.3857 | 0.05607 | 140 | 100 | 26 | 14 |
430 | I was young, and did it for the money. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
431 | My first squeeze. | 1.3852 | 0.05256 | 135 | 92 | 34 | 9 |
432 | You may call me a narcissist, but yet again I see me | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
433 | Basically, it’s the story of my life. | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
434 | Okay, say what you want, but that one is just a sneeze" | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
435 | It's our family crest | 1.3839 | 0.06373 | 112 | 81 | 19 | 12 |
436 | That's my daughter!!! | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
437 | You told me to spill my feelings | 1.3833 | 0.06056 | 120 | 86 | 22 | 12 |
438 | I see clear color, rich hues, great opacity, and my own inadequacies. | 1.3831 | 0.05146 | 154 | 108 | 33 | 13 |
439 | I couldn't contain myself. | 1.3830 | 0.05482 | 141 | 100 | 28 | 13 |
440 | I’m tired of looking inside myself. | 1.3830 | 0.05294 | 141 | 98 | 32 | 11 |
441 | Well, it resembles a splotch of ink to me. | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
442 | It was an accident. Nothing more. | 1.3824 | 0.05429 | 136 | 95 | 30 | 11 |
443 | Doc, for all we know that IS my mother. | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
444 | I know this is a Rorschach test but it looks like my handkerchief. | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
445 | ‘A happy family photo’. | 1.3818 | 0.06325 | 110 | 79 | 20 | 11 |
446 | Sometimes my blots are just blots. | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
447 | All I see is computers, again. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
448 | So this is what you meant when you said you wanted me to look at my inner self | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
449 | It's nothing but a smear campaign. | 1.3810 | 0.06157 | 126 | 93 | 18 | 15 |
450 | Yes, that's him before the accident. | 1.3806 | 0.05275 | 134 | 92 | 33 | 9 |
451 | I'm afraid that's when I lost blotter control. | 1.3805 | 0.05804 | 113 | 78 | 27 | 8 |
452 | I don’t have the slightest inkling of what that is. | 1.3805 | 0.05939 | 113 | 79 | 25 | 9 |
453 | I did that in the first grade! | 1.3803 | 0.05357 | 142 | 100 | 30 | 12 |
454 | ‘If my problem were that obvious, I wouldn’t be paying you $200 a session.’ | 1.3802 | 0.05898 | 121 | 86 | 24 | 11 |
455 | You've got to be kidding, I sneezed! | 1.3798 | 0.06047 | 129 | 95 | 19 | 15 |
456 | I see a damn waste of life sustaining ink. | 1.3796 | 0.05988 | 108 | 75 | 25 | 8 |
457 | Would it be narcissistic to say that looks like me? | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
458 | That's my third cousin once removed. | 1.3788 | 0.06134 | 132 | 99 | 16 | 17 |
459 | Is this a therapy session or murder investigation? | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
460 | Sorry doc, I’m getting over a cold | 1.3784 | 0.05373 | 148 | 106 | 28 | 14 |
461 | I have no inkling of that. | 1.3782 | 0.05597 | 119 | 82 | 29 | 8 |
462 | Yeah that’s Vinny alright. But I haven’t seen him since we got out of the pen. | 1.3780 | 0.05801 | 127 | 91 | 24 | 12 |
463 | I can't imagine what everyone sees in me. | 1.3778 | 0.05551 | 135 | 96 | 27 | 12 |
464 | That one's also my ex-wife | 1.3778 | 0.05649 | 135 | 97 | 25 | 13 |
465 | This is very existential for me. | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
466 | My parents. Fighting. Again. | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
467 | Inky-Dinky parlez vous? | 1.3774 | 0.06492 | 106 | 77 | 18 | 11 |
468 | It's actually a compliment when you think about it." | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
469 | Yes, that's my signature. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
470 | My mother again. They’re all my mother! | 1.3770 | 0.05972 | 122 | 88 | 22 | 12 |
471 | Regression Therapy ?? That’s mine from 4th grade !! | 1.3768 | 0.05837 | 138 | 102 | 20 | 16 |
472 | Yes, I know exactly what it is. and it's very embarrassing! | 1.3768 | 0.05060 | 138 | 94 | 36 | 8 |
473 | I hate to break it to you, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. | 1.3766 | 0.05218 | 154 | 110 | 30 | 14 |
474 | I feel exposed, doctor | 1.3761 | 0.05787 | 117 | 82 | 26 | 9 |
475 | Man’s inhumanity to man | 1.3761 | 0.05527 | 117 | 80 | 30 | 7 |
476 | Uncle Ralph | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
477 | I'm spilling my guts here, Doc. | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
478 | HEADACHE! | 1.3760 | 0.05408 | 125 | 86 | 31 | 8 |
479 | My mother, Doc, it's always my mother. | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
480 | You could at least say, ‘GESUNDHEIT!’ when I sneeze, Doc. | 1.3759 | 0.05742 | 141 | 104 | 21 | 16 |
481 | Looks like a dirty hanky. | 1.3750 | 0.05925 | 120 | 86 | 23 | 11 |
482 | I apologize. At my age leakage is a problem | 1.3750 | 0.05546 | 128 | 90 | 28 | 10 |
483 | Very funny | 1.3750 | 0.06230 | 112 | 81 | 20 | 11 |
484 | Same answer doc, I still see my mother. | 1.3740 | 0.05455 | 131 | 92 | 29 | 10 |
485 | I've already spilt my guts. | 1.3740 | 0.06152 | 123 | 91 | 18 | 14 |
486 | Another picture of my mother. | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
487 | I see my soul mate. | 1.3731 | 0.05471 | 134 | 95 | 28 | 11 |
488 | Uh, Thursday. | 1.3725 | 0.06671 | 102 | 75 | 16 | 11 |
489 | It's like my insides were poured out on each page. | 1.3721 | 0.05619 | 129 | 92 | 26 | 11 |
490 | Well, right off the top of my head... | 1.3719 | 0.05521 | 121 | 84 | 29 | 8 |
491 | You’re right. It does feel better when I don’t bottle things up. | 1.3719 | 0.05266 | 121 | 82 | 33 | 6 |
492 | Oh, my beautiful baby! | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
493 | How long have I got ? | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
494 | That's pretty much my resume | 1.3712 | 0.05203 | 132 | 91 | 33 | 8 |
495 | “Please, it’s a part of me I don’t want to talk about!” | 1.3712 | 0.05630 | 132 | 95 | 25 | 12 |
496 | Incontinence is running my life. | 1.3710 | 0.06002 | 124 | 91 | 20 | 13 |
497 | The BIC Bang. | 1.3710 | 0.05547 | 124 | 87 | 28 | 9 |
498 | My mother, okay? | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
499 | You sick bastard. | 1.3706 | 0.05497 | 143 | 104 | 25 | 14 |
500 | My mother. | 1.3704 | 0.05437 | 135 | 96 | 28 | 11 |
501 | Oh no. Not my mother again. | 1.3704 | 0.05734 | 135 | 99 | 22 | 14 |
502 | I see your point; I lack self-control. | 1.3704 | 0.05970 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
503 | Now you know what's inside my head. | 1.3704 | 0.06253 | 108 | 78 | 20 | 10 |
504 | Why are you showing me a picture of my mother? | 1.3701 | 0.05208 | 154 | 111 | 29 | 14 |
505 | Doc, this is taking a lot outta me. | 1.3700 | 0.06301 | 100 | 71 | 21 | 8 |
506 | It was dark so I didn’t get a great look at him. | 1.3699 | 0.05413 | 146 | 106 | 26 | 14 |
507 | I see my future and I don't like it. | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
508 | Off the top of my head...? | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
509 | I don’t know… looks like bird shit to me ! | 1.3692 | 0.05995 | 130 | 97 | 18 | 15 |
510 | I see a waste of my parent’s money on art school | 1.3692 | 0.05365 | 130 | 91 | 30 | 9 |
511 | I'm sorry, but this session is taking everything out of me. | 1.3692 | 0.05253 | 130 | 90 | 32 | 8 |
512 | Hiccup... | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
513 | Don't blame me. It's a forgery. | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
514 | Oh great. That one looks like my mother too. | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
515 | It’s my son, but he’s nothing like me. | 1.3680 | 0.05392 | 125 | 87 | 30 | 8 |
516 | My mother. They're all my mother, dammit! | 1.3680 | 0.05961 | 125 | 92 | 20 | 13 |
517 | Sorry, I sneezed. | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
518 | Sorry about that Doc, but I'm spilling my guts to you! | 1.3667 | 0.05790 | 120 | 86 | 24 | 10 |
519 | Sorry, sometimes I leak when I laugh. | 1.3664 | 0.05755 | 131 | 96 | 22 | 13 |
520 | That was done during my Jackson Pollock phase. | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
521 | You could at least say ‘ Gesundheit.’ | 1.3663 | 0.06559 | 101 | 74 | 17 | 10 |
522 | I can't help it. I only see things in black and white. | 1.3659 | 0.05448 | 123 | 86 | 29 | 8 |
523 | Long Covid... | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
524 | You're one sick bastard, you know that? | 1.3652 | 0.06216 | 115 | 85 | 18 | 12 |
525 | Sure it could be mine, but it could also be anyone’s signature. | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
526 | I'm not in the mood today for self-analysis. | 1.3651 | 0.05238 | 126 | 87 | 32 | 7 |
527 | Why do you have a picture of my mother? | 1.3644 | 0.05730 | 118 | 84 | 25 | 9 |
528 | Do you have a thing for looking at tissues after you've sneezed into them, or what? | 1.3643 | 0.05920 | 129 | 96 | 19 | 14 |
529 | Doc, these tests are draining me. | 1.3636 | 0.05589 | 110 | 76 | 28 | 6 |
530 | They all look like my mom. | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
531 | That absolutely looks like the work of an amateur. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
532 | Does my sonogram show if its a boy or girl? | 1.3636 | 0.06422 | 110 | 82 | 16 | 12 |
533 | My cousin Earl. Sad. They say he fell, but I'm sure he was pushed. | 1.3636 | 0.06157 | 110 | 80 | 20 | 10 |
534 | Mom, is that really you? | 1.3636 | 0.05750 | 121 | 87 | 24 | 10 |
535 | We don't talk about Bruno. | 1.3636 | 0.06291 | 110 | 81 | 18 | 11 |
536 | People think they understand my work, but they just see themselves, not me. | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
537 | I can explain… | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
538 | That one looks like squid, Pacific, late 1960s | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
539 | That's me. | 1.3619 | 0.06366 | 105 | 77 | 18 | 10 |
540 | Perhaps it's my narcissistic tendencies,but I see myself in that one too! | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
541 | Why... do you have.. my toilet paper? | 1.3611 | 0.06234 | 108 | 79 | 19 | 10 |
542 | Is that enough to prove paternity? | 1.3611 | 0.06234 | 108 | 79 | 19 | 10 |
543 | Maybe you’re the crazy one for showing me a picture of two inkwells having sex. | 1.3609 | 0.04930 | 133 | 91 | 36 | 6 |
544 | A blot of trouble. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
545 | Why do you always want me to talk about my mother? | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
546 | What did you expect me to do? I'm a pipette for crying out loud! | 1.3607 | 0.05082 | 122 | 83 | 34 | 5 |
547 | I let it all out. | 1.3600 | 0.06117 | 100 | 71 | 22 | 7 |
548 | No, but he looks familiar. | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
549 | I don't have an inkling what it means | 1.3594 | 0.05946 | 128 | 96 | 18 | 14 |
550 | Ink bottles don't create blots, people create blots. | 1.3594 | 0.06149 | 128 | 98 | 14 | 16 |
551 | I'm pretty sure that actually IS my mother. | 1.3594 | 0.05627 | 128 | 93 | 24 | 11 |
552 | I always get choked up when I see my baby picture. | 1.3594 | 0.05841 | 128 | 95 | 20 | 13 |
553 | Oh, like you can tell your kids’ newborn photos apart? | 1.3594 | 0.05841 | 128 | 95 | 20 | 13 |
554 | I don’t mean to sound egotistical… | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
555 | They said Jackson Pollock was crazy, too. | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
556 | I get it. I'm a narcissist. | 1.3590 | 0.06004 | 117 | 86 | 20 | 11 |
557 | OK! I masturbate! Is that so bad? | 1.3588 | 0.05843 | 131 | 98 | 19 | 14 |
558 | Frankly, your resumé looks more like a Rorschach test. | 1.3585 | 0.06314 | 106 | 78 | 18 | 10 |
559 | That's my youngest, who I adore, but does she ever call? No!! | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
560 | I've been having issues with incontinence. | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
561 | Another picture of dad? | 1.3583 | 0.05525 | 120 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
562 | My signature | 1.3583 | 0.05397 | 120 | 84 | 29 | 7 |
563 | This one is a self-portrait. | 1.3579 | 0.06679 | 95 | 70 | 16 | 9 |
564 | All I see are my past failures | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
565 | I’d really prefer a different test. | 1.3577 | 0.05787 | 123 | 90 | 22 | 11 |
566 | If you’re going to show me dirty pictures, please leave my mother out of it. | 1.3577 | 0.05431 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
567 | Who leaked? | 1.3577 | 0.05787 | 123 | 90 | 22 | 11 |
568 | It’s uncanny, like looking into a mirror. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
569 | It might not be that accurate; I've had a runny nose | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
570 | That's messed up. | 1.3571 | 0.06064 | 112 | 82 | 20 | 10 |
571 | I see total lack of penmanship " | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
572 | Seriously! How would you feel if I showed you pictures of blood stains? | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
573 | That's acrylic, not ink. | 1.3566 | 0.05803 | 129 | 96 | 20 | 13 |
574 | I spilled my guts. | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 90 | 32 | 7 |
575 | I do blot everything out. | 1.3565 | 0.05686 | 115 | 82 | 25 | 8 |
576 | I just create them, you interpret them! | 1.3564 | 0.06384 | 101 | 74 | 18 | 9 |
577 | Like I said, Doc, they all look like my Cousin Phil.. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
578 | So, I lost control that night. What you trying to say? | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
579 | I can't keep spilling my guts. | 1.3559 | 0.06081 | 118 | 88 | 18 | 12 |
580 | No, that’s not Grandpa either. | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
581 | Doctor, that is my x-ray... | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
582 | That's the last I saw of her before she dried up, I loved her. | 1.3551 | 0.05615 | 138 | 103 | 21 | 14 |
583 | It reminds me of my mother. | 1.3546 | 0.04841 | 141 | 98 | 36 | 7 |
584 | I see the Bic that ruined my life | 1.3545 | 0.06138 | 110 | 81 | 19 | 10 |
585 | I see a cap that wasn’t on tight enough. | 1.3545 | 0.05568 | 110 | 77 | 27 | 6 |
586 | That signature is clearly forged | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
587 | Nope, never seen him before! | 1.3543 | 0.05758 | 127 | 94 | 21 | 12 |
588 | I just couldn't help spilling my guts | 1.3540 | 0.06148 | 113 | 84 | 18 | 11 |
589 | Alas poor India, I knew her well. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
590 | I drew that when I was blotto. | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
591 | Last Saturday Morning | 1.3535 | 0.06471 | 99 | 73 | 17 | 9 |
592 | It's like I see my whole life, splashing before my eyes. | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
593 | I didn't say it reminds me of my mother, that is my mother. | 1.3529 | 0.05365 | 153 | 115 | 22 | 16 |
594 | I see a waste of my precious bodily fluids. | 1.3529 | 0.05796 | 119 | 87 | 22 | 10 |
595 | I can't decide if it's a memoir or an autobiography. What do you think it is? | 1.3529 | 0.05918 | 119 | 88 | 20 | 11 |
596 | I never wrote that! | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
597 | I see a lot of myself here. | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
598 | I interpret it as cultural insensitivity. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
599 | Let’s not bring my mother into this | 1.3525 | 0.06151 | 122 | 93 | 15 | 14 |
600 | To me, that looks like a used tissue. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
601 | It’s my mother beating a dead horse. | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
602 | It reminds me of my dog. His name was Spot. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
603 | I can’t really say … so much of it is redacted | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
604 | White oxford shirt. | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
605 | That's all the ink I have left!! | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
606 | Out, damned spot. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
607 | Well what did you expect? | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
608 | I just couldn’t hold it anymore | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
609 | I still see my big brother. | 1.3514 | 0.05527 | 111 | 78 | 27 | 6 |
610 | I know, I know-- I'm projecting again. | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
611 | A man with glasses holding up a paper as though it means something. | 1.3511 | 0.06715 | 94 | 70 | 15 | 9 |
612 | Why can’t an ink blot just be an ink blot? | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
613 | And you say some Rorshach guy is taking credit for this? | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
614 | So, how long hav long ago did you start believing you were Jackson Pollock? | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
615 | ‘Yes, that’s my anxiety’ | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
616 | How did you get that picture of me? | 1.3504 | 0.05862 | 117 | 86 | 21 | 10 |
617 | That reminds me of how much I miss my dad. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
618 | I see a bottle half empty. | 1.3500 | 0.06416 | 100 | 74 | 17 | 9 |
619 | It's either a dead clown or someone needs to tighten my lid. | 1.3495 | 0.06429 | 103 | 77 | 16 | 10 |
620 | I hate seeing myself naked. | 1.3492 | 0.05781 | 126 | 94 | 20 | 12 |
621 | As to how I feel, that's spot on! | 1.3491 | 0.06435 | 106 | 80 | 15 | 11 |
622 | You tell me. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
623 | Hmmm, looks like one of mine | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
624 | Do you show crime scene photos to all your patients? | 1.3486 | 0.06302 | 109 | 82 | 16 | 11 |
625 | Name dropper! | 1.3486 | 0.06166 | 109 | 81 | 18 | 10 |
626 | That's my mother, if I'm not mistaken. | 1.3486 | 0.06166 | 109 | 81 | 18 | 10 |
627 | It's like, I see myself! | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
628 | allergy season | 1.3482 | 0.06176 | 112 | 84 | 17 | 11 |
629 | That's one of my originals. I see copyright infringement. | 1.3482 | 0.05772 | 112 | 81 | 23 | 8 |
630 | So what, you've never had a wet dream? | 1.3481 | 0.05693 | 135 | 102 | 19 | 14 |
631 | I wish I could put that one back in the bottle | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
632 | Every single one of them reminds me of my mom! | 1.3478 | 0.05666 | 115 | 83 | 24 | 8 |
633 | Don’t make me say it. | 1.3474 | 0.06483 | 95 | 70 | 17 | 8 |
634 | To you it’s an inkblot to me it’s a crime scene. | 1.3474 | 0.06654 | 95 | 71 | 15 | 9 |
635 | Yes, that's the last card I sent my Mom. | 1.3471 | 0.05951 | 121 | 91 | 18 | 12 |
636 | It looks just like my mother. | 1.3468 | 0.05253 | 124 | 88 | 29 | 7 |
637 | Me crying over spilled ink! | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
638 | I haven’t an inkling what that is. | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
639 | My entire life is summed up in this one photo. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
640 | Intellectual property. | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
641 | All my past mistakes, back to haunt me. | 1.3465 | 0.05520 | 127 | 93 | 24 | 10 |
642 | That’s my great aunt Nell, she made quite a splash in her day. | 1.3465 | 0.05632 | 127 | 94 | 22 | 11 |
643 | Please don't bring up my mother. | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
644 | Yes, but I can explain my spotty performance. Penned up emotions. | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
645 | It's an ink blot. But I can do much better than that one. | 1.3458 | 0.05954 | 107 | 78 | 21 | 8 |
646 | Wow, you've really gotten inside my head. | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
647 | That was a private moment! How did you get that? | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
648 | I admit it. I sat on the copier. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
649 | It looks like a human's head exploding when they finally realize just how much they've wreaked havoc on the Earth's environment and ecosystems. | 1.3444 | 0.07095 | 90 | 69 | 11 | 10 |
650 | I see the death of cursive being taught in school. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
651 | Is this a squid joke? | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
652 | Is that my handkerchief? | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
653 | This is how I see myself in the future. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
654 | At my age, that happens every time I sneeze. | 1.3440 | 0.05577 | 125 | 92 | 23 | 10 |
655 | Complex or not, I’m telling you that is my father. | 1.3440 | 0.05804 | 125 | 94 | 19 | 12 |
656 | Twins?! IDENTICAL twin?!s | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
657 | I'm done spilling my guts to you doc | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
658 | Great Grandpa. October 29, 1929 | 1.3426 | 0.05907 | 108 | 79 | 21 | 8 |
659 | My mother, obviously.... | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
660 | This is how she dyed | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
661 | There’s a pill for that. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
662 | Yeah, that’s Joey. He was always a stain on the family tree. | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
663 | It’s my mother, isn’t it, Dr. Freud? | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
664 | I feel objectified. | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
665 | So Doctor, you’re telling me I’ve made a Freudian drip? | 1.3423 | 0.06334 | 111 | 85 | 14 | 12 |
666 | Sad but it’s how I see myself in the next 3-5 years | 1.3421 | 0.05953 | 114 | 85 | 19 | 10 |
667 | I hate that guy! | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
668 | I told you, it's from my early period, before I had really developed my own style. | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 81 | 32 | 4 |
669 | My life’s philosophy? I ink, therefore I a | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
670 | Sigh...I was 19, needed the cash and promised no one would recognize me | 1.3417 | 0.05976 | 120 | 91 | 17 | 12 |
671 | You can call me a narcissist Dr. Rorschach, but I can only see myself. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
672 | It’s a bottle of ink in the twilight of his life, realizing that he’s become all of the very things he hated about his father. | 1.3409 | 0.05874 | 132 | 102 | 15 | 15 |
673 | Sorry, I had an inkling… | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
674 | That's the last thing I remember. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
675 | I’m sorry — everything reminds me of Diane. | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
676 | Sneezing is a challenge for me | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
677 | Me... on the pavement... after a frustrated writer has thrown me out of a tenth floor window... because I would not form the words he desperately craved. | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
678 | Well, doc, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it reminds me of an ink blot. | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
679 | My colonoscopy results ? | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
680 | My 5-year-old could have done that! | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
681 | This one's a cigar, too. | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
682 | It's like you're seeing right through me! | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
683 | The one time I spilled my guts! | 1.3394 | 0.06281 | 109 | 83 | 15 | 11 |
684 | If that’s supposed to be a joke, it’s not funny. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
685 | Not even close to my handwriting. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
686 | It reminds me of my deceased wife. | 1.3393 | 0.06024 | 112 | 84 | 18 | 10 |
687 | My "coming out" party. | 1.3393 | 0.05463 | 112 | 80 | 26 | 6 |
688 | How'd you get a hold of my diary, sir? | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
689 | Well is your signature any better? | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
690 | I posted that before I started therapy. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
691 | They all mean the same to me - I ink therefore I am! | 1.3387 | 0.05826 | 124 | 94 | 18 | 12 |
692 | All I can say, Dr. Rorschach, is, "I'm sorry! Anyone can have an accident." | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
693 | She never writes. She never calls. | 1.3370 | 0.06960 | 92 | 71 | 11 | 10 |
694 | It comes from deep inside me. | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
695 | Oh that's Paul | 1.3366 | 0.06337 | 101 | 76 | 16 | 9 |
696 | Hey, Van Gogh did a lot of self-portraits, too. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
697 | Call be a narcissist Doc, but… | 1.3366 | 0.06337 | 101 | 76 | 16 | 9 |
698 | Yes, that's her. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
699 | I'm sorry I ever said that! | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
700 | You say inkblot, I say toilet paper. | 1.3364 | 0.06364 | 110 | 85 | 13 | 12 |
701 | This is what you think makes ink well? | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
702 | So is it a boy or a girl? | 1.3363 | 0.06108 | 113 | 86 | 16 | 11 |
703 | I wish I could erase my past. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
704 | I see a very irritated King Charles. | 1.3363 | 0.06362 | 113 | 88 | 12 | 13 |
705 | No inkling, Dr. Rorschach. | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
706 | All I keep seeing is my signature. | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
707 | Look, it’s as close to the signature on file as I can manage. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
708 | I did NOT have sexual relations with that paper! | 1.3358 | 0.05606 | 137 | 105 | 18 | 14 |
709 | My morning routine | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
710 | I’m here about my royalties. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
711 | Sorry, next time I’ll cover my mouth. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
712 | That’s my mom! | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
713 | I was going through a phase. | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
714 | I can’t - it hits too close to home… | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
715 | Isn’t this a conflict of interest? | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
716 | I see the son I’ve always wanted | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
717 | I see Uncle Frank. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
718 | There's more to me than just ink. | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
719 | I’m afraid I’ve put too much of myself out there. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
720 | Sorry, doc. I thought that was a Kleenex. | 1.3333 | 0.05849 | 123 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
721 | You're just taunting me aren't you? | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
722 | I feel so empty. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
723 | Sometimes I just feel like I’m invisible ink. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
724 | I'm here to talk about neurosis, not premature ejaculation. | 1.3333 | 0.06578 | 108 | 85 | 10 | 13 |
725 | Sorry I sneezed. Tell me that’s not the only copy of your diploma. | 1.3333 | 0.05275 | 102 | 71 | 28 | 3 |
726 | See, Doc, I just feel like no matter how I put myself out there, people just see what they want to see. | 1.3333 | 0.05648 | 129 | 98 | 19 | 12 |
727 | Don’t patronize me, Bob. | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
728 | Is it narcissistic to say I see myself in everything? | 1.3333 | 0.06062 | 114 | 87 | 16 | 11 |
729 | You don't see the elephant? | 1.3309 | 0.05429 | 136 | 103 | 21 | 12 |
730 | What? You were all out of Kleenexes. | 1.3307 | 0.05922 | 127 | 99 | 14 | 14 |
731 | I’m not seeing the connection | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
732 | I swear I didn’t do it! | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
733 | I don’t see anything here except a splash of ink. What were you trying to express? | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
734 | My gut reaction? I just don’t have it in me anymore. | 1.3304 | 0.06001 | 112 | 85 | 17 | 10 |
735 | Youth and inexperience. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
736 | I see irony, and to be honest, a bit of condescension, Doc. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
737 | How much does this research study pay, again? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
738 | I'm trying my best - but all I see is myself. | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
739 | Are you trying to embarrass me? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
740 | It's like I see a part of myself on it | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
741 | That's Mommy! | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
742 | I'm depressed, not suicidal. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
743 | That reminds me, I keep having this dream where I'm falling. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
744 | Rorschach got all the credit, but it all came from me | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
745 | Rorschach, Shmorschach - I just had an accident! | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
746 | It doesn’t mean ANYTHING, I just spilled. | 1.3297 | 0.06821 | 91 | 70 | 12 | 9 |
747 | Well you said therapy won’t work unless I pour my heart out. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
748 | Are you saying I need to improve my self-image? | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
749 | Not sure,it could be my mother or my underwear. | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
750 | Is this your way of saying that I’m gonna have to spill my guts here? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
751 | Ma??? Is that you??? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
752 | Ink blot? What about the existential white void? | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
753 | I see my brother Al asking for money. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
754 | Sometimes it’s simpler to keep it all bottled up inside… | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
755 | How did you get my ultrasound image? | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
756 | So it's porn now? What kind of doctor are you? | 1.3273 | 0.06342 | 110 | 86 | 12 | 12 |
757 | Now you're just making fun of me. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
758 | I see a little bit of myself here | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
759 | The x-ray looks normal. Now what? | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
760 | NO. It's not a Seurat ! | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
761 | I see an unhappy calligrapher. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
762 | Out, Out Damn Spot. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
763 | I’m worried I’m incontinent. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
764 | My guts,spilled,all over the place! | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
765 | I've never understood my inner self. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
766 | I just see a butterfly! | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
767 | At least I got it on the paper this time. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
768 | Too much white space. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
769 | Doc, you're seeing right through me. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
770 | Please! I've been spilling my guts to you! | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
771 | I see a bad case of Montblanc's revenge. | 1.3253 | 0.07493 | 83 | 66 | 7 | 10 |
772 | Not my best rabbit | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
773 | Why are you showing me pictures of my kids? | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
774 | I was drunk when I signed that. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
775 | Is it wrong it reminds me of my mother? | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
776 | I was so young then, I’m not sure what I meant | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
777 | Reminds me of the time I blew my top | 1.3246 | 0.04905 | 114 | 80 | 31 | 3 |
778 | Pollen. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
779 | Yes, I see mother again. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
780 | Doc, why are you going through my trash? | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
781 | Yeah, it's mine. So what? There's no rule against it in the employee manual. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
782 | Looks like Gary after the accident. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
783 | Ah…it's an ink blot. | 1.3241 | 0.06146 | 108 | 83 | 15 | 10 |
784 | My life before ballpoints. | 1.3241 | 0.06286 | 108 | 84 | 13 | 11 |
785 | Is this profiling? | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
786 | Duh. It’s an ink splot. | 1.3238 | 0.06274 | 105 | 81 | 14 | 10 |
787 | That was Stan. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
788 | I have no inkling what it means | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
789 | Sorry... summer cold. | 1.3235 | 0.06256 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 9 |
790 | I refuse to admit paternity | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
791 | OMG: It's the missing ink! | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
792 | Family Barbecue. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
793 | So you're saying the x-ray is inconclusive? | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
794 | Cassidy Hutchinson cleaned that off the wall. | 1.3229 | 0.06704 | 96 | 75 | 11 | 10 |
795 | That says more about you than it does about me. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
796 | It’s me. It’s always me. | 1.3229 | 0.06369 | 96 | 73 | 15 | 8 |
797 | My blots look nothing like that. Not my style. You've got the wrong ink here. . | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
798 | I see a copyright infringement. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
799 | I’ve tried for years to get that blot removed from my record.” | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
800 | I know, I know. I have to stop bottling everything up. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
801 | Yeah, that's my uncle Bill. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
802 | Well… that’s a little ink-riminating. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
803 | I tripped. Sue me. | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
804 | My cousin. | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
805 | That's last night's dinner. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
806 | Sorry, I sneezed on that one. | 1.3214 | 0.07016 | 84 | 65 | 11 | 8 |
807 | Person, woman, man, camera, TV | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
808 | Is it a Pollock? | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
809 | Yes,I'm incontinent. | 1.3214 | 0.05978 | 112 | 86 | 16 | 10 |
810 | Ahhhh. It’s like you’re seeing right inside me! | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
811 | That's right doc, they found me in an inkwell on their porch with only that note pinned to me. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
812 | With every picture, I feel empty. | 1.3210 | 0.05781 | 81 | 57 | 22 | 2 |
813 | Babies. They all look like babies! | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
814 | We call it The Big Spill. It’s our greatest fear. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
815 | That? Oh that’s just a burp. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
816 | Why does it always have to mean something? | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
817 | My mother choking my father? | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
818 | It's like staring into my soul. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
819 | I don’t think this is a fair test if you take my background into consideration. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
820 | Seriously Fred. How do you think I did that with no arms? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
821 | I’m sorry, this is just bringing up a lot of painful memories I tried to blot out. | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
822 | I'm empty inside. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
823 | It looks like my grandfather after he fell off the counter. | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
824 | You can keep it. I have it in me to make more. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
825 | I see myself in your work | 1.3200 | 0.06495 | 100 | 78 | 12 | 10 |
826 | I guess I’m just all bottled up. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
827 | An X-Ray? | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
828 | It’s one of my early works. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
829 | That was during my artist phase. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
830 | That’s me, all over the place. | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
831 | So... when you asked me to open up... you didn't mean literally, did you? | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
832 | Sometimes my best ideas come right off the top of my head | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
833 | It's always the mistakes with me. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
834 | Sorry, Doc... It's just so hard to control myself sometimes. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
835 | After years of bottling it up inside, I guess this means I’m an open book. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
836 | I can’t help it. I had some gluten last night | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
837 | I see the result of taking penmanship off the curriculum. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
838 | You told me to express my self. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
839 | Is it bad that I feel a little aroused? | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
840 | You do understand how triggering this is, don't you? | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
841 | Why must everyone keep reminding me about that one drunken night? | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
842 | The lack of asymmetry haunts me. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
843 | If they all look like me, does it mean I'm a narcissist? | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
844 | It makes me feel redundant. | 1.3173 | 0.06151 | 104 | 80 | 15 | 9 |
845 | I've learned that I'm not indelible. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
846 | I see a suicide note. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
847 | I’ve poured myself into this one. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
848 | First thing to pop into my head? ‘You sexy thang’ | 1.3171 | 0.06915 | 82 | 63 | 12 | 7 |
849 | Impending doom. | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
850 | I never signed up to be an organ donor | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
851 | It's useless to cry over spilled ink. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
852 | I tried to be a little more creative, but I feel all bottled up! | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
853 | I’m sorry, professor. I didn’t have the slightest inkling of what was required for the homework assignment, so I just spilled my innermost thoughts onto the page. | 1.3163 | 0.06255 | 98 | 75 | 15 | 8 |
854 | Reminds me of Uncle Leo | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
855 | I swear I’m not the father @ | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
856 | I apologize for the mess, Dr. Rorschach, but maybe you can use them for something. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
857 | As my proctologist, I thought you'd understand! | 1.3158 | 0.05886 | 114 | 88 | 16 | 10 |
858 | Is that what I look like in the inside? | 1.3158 | 0.05753 | 114 | 87 | 18 | 9 |
859 | Woah, no content warning? | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
860 | No idea | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
861 | I knew they’d call HR. | 1.3158 | 0.06568 | 95 | 74 | 12 | 9 |
862 | Yeah, I did this back in '19. Not my best work, to be honest. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
863 | Everywhere I turn - there she is! | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
864 | I knew him, Horatio | 1.3152 | 0.06725 | 92 | 72 | 11 | 9 |
865 | Not fair. I spill out my guts and they send me to therapy. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
866 | That’s Rohrshach, not me. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
867 | But I already told you about my mother. | 1.3148 | 0.06121 | 108 | 84 | 14 | 10 |
868 | That makes me feel empty inside. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
869 | You're not going to get more out of me. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
870 | It’s not narcissism, they do all look like me! | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
871 | My one regret in life was when I spilled my thoughts to that guy Rorschach! | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
872 | I was hoping to not talk about my past. | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
873 | Dr., I don't know why, but I see a little of myself in that one. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
874 | Of course it's my mother. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
875 | Look, I don't wanna sound weird... but these all look like my parents having sex. | 1.3140 | 0.05754 | 121 | 94 | 16 | 11 |
876 | Of course it’s my mother— I’d recognize her splotch anywhere. | 1.3140 | 0.05509 | 121 | 92 | 20 | 9 |
877 | Mom again! Do you have some kind of fixation? | 1.3140 | 0.06872 | 86 | 67 | 11 | 8 |
878 | Do you have any idea how easy this is for me? | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
879 | Why does it always have to be about my mother? | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
880 | That reminds me of my first wife. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
881 | It's just ink. I've never understood why you humans try to read so much into it. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
882 | I thought I deleted that. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
883 | It's from my Pollock phase. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
884 | Why does it feel like this test is a trap? | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
885 | Once you get to know me, you'll see it's spot on. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
886 | Sometimes an ink blot is just a blot of ink. | 1.3131 | 0.06364 | 99 | 77 | 13 | 9 |
887 | Doc, I just don't know why I'm so dark inside".. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
888 | I'm so tired of spilling my guts to you every week | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
889 | Oh, I really miss Uncle Leo. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
890 | If it really says what you say you think it says, I'll just do it over. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
891 | It's a human being who was dropped from a considerable height. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
892 | My mother was a beautiful woman. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
893 | Sorry, not my type. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
894 | Rorschach? No, that's definitely Steve. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
895 | Nobody ever says it looks like an inkblot...I feel so unseen! | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
896 | And that...is all I have left of my father. | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
897 | I had a stomach virus. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
898 | It looks like a Jackson Pollock portrait of me | 1.3119 | 0.06071 | 109 | 85 | 14 | 10 |
899 | Well, I guess it could be one of mine, but its not like DNA you know. | 1.3118 | 0.06661 | 93 | 73 | 11 | 9 |
900 | Sorry, I had an accident. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
901 | I see my inner child in the well. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
902 | Reflux. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
903 | I see unpaid royalties. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
904 | Don't you bring my wife into this. | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
905 | OMG! Michelle! | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
906 | That's the one that never calls. | 1.3117 | 0.07680 | 77 | 62 | 6 | 9 |
907 | 'Mom, mom, mom' | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
908 | I’m the friggin’ Bottle of Ink here, but go ahead. Continue with your Man-splaining. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
909 | It gives me an empty feeling." | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
910 | Well, I see a lot of my self in that one… | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
911 | Dr, I’m not a well well. | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
912 | What do you mean he died on impact? | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
913 | For the nth time- I did not do it. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
914 | Seasonal allergies. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
915 | Don't ask me to read my own writing. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
916 | I have always believed that it is important to put a piece of myself in the body of my work. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
917 | Sorry, I said I don't want to talk about work in these sessions. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
918 | Again, this is who I am... | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
919 | It's like you can see inside me. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
920 | That's really offensive. To my people, Rorschach was a serial killer. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
921 | That's me alright | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
922 | My poor Uncle Andrew after he fell from the desk. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
923 | Can’t we just call it an ink blot? | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
924 | Can we take a break? These sessions are really draining. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
925 | Why must you insist on black when you know I’m blue? | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
926 | I see a family resemblance | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
927 | I just keep seeing the ink, in shrink. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
928 | What I see is the waste of Sriracha sauce. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
929 | I’m sorry there are times in my life I just blot out. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
930 | I see a part of myself that I’ve never seen before. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
931 | It's a bit graphic, don't you think? | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
932 | So, I farted. So what? | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
933 | That's what happens whenever I open up. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
934 | I’ve been trying to blot that memory out my entire life. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
935 | It’s an ambiguous, meaningless ink blot…my finest moment! | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
936 | Liquid Ink doesn't correct this, does it? | 1.3085 | 0.05245 | 94 | 67 | 25 | 2 |
937 | After we’re done, may I take my family pictures home? | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
938 | That’s the day I SPLURGED… | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
939 | It's starting to feel like you're using my words against me. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
940 | That's not cool, doc. I mean, it's okay when WE say 'blot,' but it's kind of our word, y'know? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
941 | I hate the part where I have to look inside myself. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
942 | It's some of my best work. I can't help that your clients are dense. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
943 | Again, I just see my mother. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
944 | Yes, that's an inkblot. Your point? | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
945 | I have absolutely no inkling. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
946 | Yeah , but it was my first time | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
947 | I’m at wits’ end. I can’t control my blotter problem. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
948 | It's a blot. Just a fucking blot. | 1.3077 | 0.06573 | 91 | 71 | 12 | 8 |
949 | Same as the last nine - human error. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
950 | Mother. They all look like mother. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
951 | My five-year-old could do that. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
952 | No, not reminds me... that was my father. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
953 | Do you really think you're going to use those on ME? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
954 | Imagine I showed you a picture of splattered human remains and asked, "What do you see here?" Now do you get my point? | 1.3068 | 0.06734 | 88 | 69 | 11 | 8 |
955 | The diagnosis is leakage. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
956 | My father's last squirt. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
957 | I could make a few of those for you if the price is right. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
958 | I'm sick and tired of everyone blaming me for their problems. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
959 | My mother frowns in every picture. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
960 | My poor cousin. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
961 | Yes, as a kid I was all over the place! | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
962 | I get it, I get it. I'm keeping it all bottled up inside. --Brian Carroll, Rome, Ga. | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
963 | Uncle Ralph, rest his soul. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
964 | It’s just allergies. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
965 | It's my mother, they're all my mother. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
966 | Well, you startled me! | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
967 | What does it look like? I'm incontinent, doc! | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
968 | I’m not ashamed. Posing for those life drawings put me through school. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
969 | Doc, I'm really starting to see myself. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
970 | It contains multitudes. | 1.3059 | 0.06905 | 85 | 67 | 10 | 8 |
971 | It’s such a relief not to have to keep all this bottled up inside me. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
972 | My mother would be very upset about this. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
973 | That looks like my used Kleenex. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
974 | Well, I see irony, of course, though not in the classic sense. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
975 | That just about says it all. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
976 | Where’s the Whiteout when you need it? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
977 | Oh, yeah, back when I was just a little squirt, right? | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
978 | I’m telling you, Dr. Rorschach, work with me and I’ll make us both famous. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
979 | You pervert.. I squirted those in confidence! | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
980 | Hey, I'm an artist. I like to leave my work open to interpretation. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
981 | That one looks like the reason for my emptiness. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
982 | Again, it's my mother yelling at me. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
983 | You're screwing with my head, aren't you? | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
984 | The King's to blame. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
985 | OMG, it's Uncle Tony! | 1.3049 | 0.07089 | 82 | 65 | 9 | 8 |
986 | Back then, I got blotto much too often. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
987 | That just makes me feel empty inside. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
988 | My emotions are apparently bottled up, but they are at least symmetrical... | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
989 | You say you have concerns about my résumé? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
990 | I feel exploited | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
991 | Oh, that's clearly a sneeze. | 1.3043 | 0.05683 | 115 | 89 | 17 | 9 |
992 | Thanks Doc. I'm just sure why a photo of my family reunion will help. | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
993 | That’s Uncle Phil!” | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
994 | I see just a little bit of myself in all of these images. | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
995 | Aw Doc, I just slipped-sometimes a slip is just a slip. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
996 | You really need to be more careful when you fill your pen. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
997 | I see my baby diapers. | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
998 | You killed my brother! | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
999 | Where did you get a picture of my ex? | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1000 | That's straight from the heart, doc. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1001 | No problem, that's my uncle Charlie. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1002 | Yup, that's my ex. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1003 | I see a fountain pen, JUST A FOUNTAIN PEN! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1004 | I had an inkling you might be shocked. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1005 | What does it mean? I sneezed | 1.3028 | 0.06044 | 109 | 86 | 13 | 10 |
1006 | That's not funny. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1007 | It's not what you think... | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1008 | I see anger and frustration. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1009 | Sorry about that. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1010 | A dirty diaper. Next? | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1011 | I see a doctor failing to consider his patient's feelings | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1012 | A nice 'Gesundheit' would suffice. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1013 | That's the birth of my first child. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
1014 | Jesus Eddie, I told you - I don’t know the guy! | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1015 | Sneeze. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1016 | And then it all went splat | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1017 | I get that you want me to say it's something dark,buried deep within,but honestly Doc,I just see a used Kleenex. | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
1018 | I see a derivative piece of art, Doc. Is that what you want to hear? | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1019 | That proves nothing! | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1020 | Mom. They're all Mom. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1021 | I see my ex was here earlier. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1022 | Just like the last twenty — it’s a 1965 Waterman’s intense black. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1023 | I can't be sure, but it might be cousin Ed | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1024 | It looks like Mom... | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1025 | That's the old me, I swear. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1026 | I did that during my Blue Period | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1027 | Wait, wait, don’t tell me. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1028 | I don’t want to say. It’s too painful. | 1.3009 | 0.05881 | 113 | 89 | 14 | 10 |
1029 | Mother,ok?! They all remind me of Mother! | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
1030 | I see a naked woman | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1031 | It happens every time I open up, Doc… | 1.3000 | 0.06133 | 110 | 88 | 11 | 11 |
1032 | That's on you buddy. I know what I meant | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1033 | THAT'S when I knew I had Covid. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1034 | Again! Porn. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1035 | I’ll never get away from that year at art school | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1036 | I got a little excited... | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1037 | Timmy! My God, you killed Timmy! | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1038 | I've always been afraid to confront my inner self | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1039 | I see my father's death. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1040 | - "It's Just Allergies, I promise. " | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1041 | That was the last one I did, before they bought a printer | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1042 | Ah yes, like Chunk “I spilled my guts!” | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1043 | I keep a tight lid on this part of myself. | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
1044 | ...my nephew, Sherman. | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1045 | It’s what my mother always said I’d amount to. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1046 | I get it,I got a little excited,I apologize. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1047 | I'd recognize him anywhere | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1048 | Uncle George, again. They all look like Uncle George. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1049 | Yeah,I knew that guy,too. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1050 | Looks like six more weeks of seasonal affective disorder. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1051 | How is this supposed to help my anxiety? | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1052 | My son or my daughter, I can't remember which. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1053 | Sorry, I couldn't find a tissue on your desk. | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1054 | Reminds of when Uncle Ned flipped his lid at the peace treaty ceremony. | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1055 | That's what happens when I get too excited. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1056 | I guess I wrote it off the top of my head. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1057 | I swear I did not plagiarize | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1058 | Is it okay if I just disappear? | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
1059 | That’s not one of mine. | 1.2979 | 0.06387 | 94 | 74 | 12 | 8 |
1060 | Art begins at conception. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1061 | Nice reflexes! Damn allergies. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1062 | Is it too late to mention that my cousin is Whiteout? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1063 | It's like my whole life just splashed before my eyes. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1064 | That one was just a sneeze. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1065 | This is so like my mom's side of the squid family. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1066 | My birth certificate? | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1067 | I like to come here and spill my guts. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1068 | Aw, c'mon Doc, they all look like my mother to me. | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
1069 | Like a lonely night all alone | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1070 | That looks like him, but I am not sure. It was dark. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1071 | I see myself...but I guess a lot of patients say that. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1072 | Look, I just make them. What do YOU see? | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1073 | I see the future, and it's all ballpoint pens. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1074 | Takes me back to my childhood... | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1075 | Shame. I feel shame. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1076 | Why do you always say it’s about my mother? | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1077 | I've never seen that man before in my life! | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1078 | That’s Jimmy, Jimmy Hoffa! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1079 | I can’t help but see a piece of myself in it. | 1.2959 | 0.04856 | 98 | 70 | 27 | 1 |
1080 | Yes, this is about my mother | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1081 | Every one of these tests takes a little more out of me, doc. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1082 | All I see is what a mess I’ve made. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1083 | Must I really see the crime scene photos? | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1084 | Again....my grandfather's.....his Rorschach period... | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1085 | That looks like my Uncle Ted. | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1086 | I may have been responsible. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1087 | Holy Hermann Rorschach! You're saying this is the moment my aversion to symmetry began revealing itself in my work? | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1088 | I don't like to talk about what happened to my mother. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1089 | Owe-- that's aunt Edith. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1090 | My pay scale goes up if you want them in more than one colour, Doc”. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1091 | I'm so tired of spilling my guts. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1092 | Rorschach, what a quack. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1093 | I feel like my life is dripping away | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1094 | I just can’t get it to come out the way I see it in my head. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1095 | Oh God, it has to start with HER! | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1096 | What do you mean what does it look like? Its literally a picture of me pouring my heart out! | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1097 | Ah yes, I think I may have spotted this before. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1098 | I just call that one “Tuesday”. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1099 | I can't. That's clearly from my mother. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1100 | That's the day I had diarrhea. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1101 | All I see is myself | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1102 | That one is nothing. I just made it to mess with people. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1103 | They chose my blot as the center fold. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1104 | Seriously Doc, I just don’t think I can spend one more session talking about my mother. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1105 | It looks like a ink spot to me! | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1106 | Who invented this horror? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1107 | I think you know exactly what that means. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1108 | I don't know what to tell ya, doc. The world just feels so black and white. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1109 | It’s my life, flashing before my eyes. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
1110 | Ugh...I look so fat in that bathing suit. | 1.2933 | 0.07296 | 75 | 60 | 8 | 7 |
1111 | Sorry about the job application form--I have a cold. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1112 | It makes me sad because I never got royalties for any of them | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1113 | Wasn't me. I was out of town that day | 1.2931 | 0.05613 | 116 | 91 | 16 | 9 |
1114 | Oh, I see Janet is still modelling… | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1115 | I feel like you’re gonna call me a narcissist again if we keep doing these. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1116 | Some of my best work! | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1117 | Blame the pen, not me. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1118 | This one looks like how a heavy drinking night ends for me. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1119 | I’ve been used | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1120 | Yes, that's my normal signature. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1121 | I feel like I see this every day | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1122 | That looks like exhibit “A” against us when we sued to stop the ballpoint take over. | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1123 | I feel used. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1124 | I'm done with talking about my family." | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1125 | Large lactating breasts! | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1126 | How many more, Doc? - that’s just about the whole family.’ | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1127 | You've got to help me, Dr. Rorschach! I've been coughing that stuff up for a week now, and I don't know what it means. | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1128 | That’s my cousin Earnest. He was always a big splash around town. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1129 | That's a little gory don't you think? | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1130 | I used to be all over the place back then! | 1.2909 | 0.04718 | 110 | 80 | 28 | 2 |
1131 | My mother. Literally. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1132 | Wrong. Try again. | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1133 | Yeah, I spat that out back in kindergarten. I got no idea what it is either. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1134 | That's my signature. Now don't go all Rorschach on me! | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1135 | That is my DNA your honor! | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1136 | I see the son I never had! | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1137 | I tried to blot that one from memory." | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1138 | That brings back memories. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1139 | You said to tell you about my mother. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1140 | The inkblot of Dorian Gray. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1141 | He's a friend of mine. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1142 | I made it so I think I know what it is. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1143 | I just keep seeing my two dimensionality-over and over! | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1144 | The pen did it. Ask the pen. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1145 | Next time, trigger warning. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1146 | Toilet paper | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
1147 | That’s my oldest boy. Very successful. He’s always in the paper. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1148 | Looks like I need a refill. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1149 | Grab another card, Doc, I'm about to sneeze again! | 1.2899 | 0.07473 | 69 | 55 | 8 | 6 |
1150 | I see a person sitting at a desk holding up an inkblot. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1151 | Can you see the sauce of your problems? | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
1152 | Everybody's so quick to blame me. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1153 | I see you've found out what happens when I get too excited. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1154 | Self-portrait! | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1155 | My baby pictures are so embarrassing. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1156 | Do we have to talk about my mother? | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1157 | I see my wife has been spilling her guts again. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1158 | Nobody cries over spilled milk, but my mistakes are analyzed to death ! | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1159 | Ouch! Another Trump lunch hit the wall? | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1160 | ...Seriously? | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
1161 | It’s a blob Bob. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1162 | I'm afraid I do recognize who did that | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1163 | I was trying to blot that out | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1164 | Am I self obsessed, doctor? Every picture looks like me. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1165 | I know, I forgot to take my allergy medicine before coming here… | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1166 | Looks like my diaper. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1167 | I dunno Doc...I think it looks like a butterfly. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1168 | I see three punctuation errors. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1169 | Mom having sex with the plumber. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1170 | I did that one when I was just a little squirt! | 1.2875 | 0.07376 | 80 | 66 | 5 | 9 |
1171 | Been there, done that. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1172 | C’mon doc, stop showing that to people. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1173 | I just had the flu | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1174 | They're all Mother. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1175 | That would be a shart. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1176 | Not mine. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1177 | Indelible. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1178 | Let's face it, they all look like my mother. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1179 | I already explained this to HR. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1180 | I’m too offended to say. | 1.2872 | 0.06350 | 94 | 75 | 11 | 8 |
1181 | Mama? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1182 | My baby’s diaper. | 1.2871 | 0.06026 | 101 | 80 | 13 | 8 |
1183 | Oh my god; it's that leaky, no-good ballpoint my wife ran off with. | 1.2870 | 0.05742 | 108 | 85 | 15 | 8 |
1184 | I was just playing around on paper one day and EVERYONE's put SO MUCH meaning into it | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1185 | Again, I only see trauma | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1186 | Sorry, I'm just getting over a cold. | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1187 | I have ink-continence, Doc. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1188 | My son! What did you do to my son? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1189 | Do my tears mean nothing? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1190 | What have you done to my brother's guts? | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1191 | Do you call this art? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1192 | I came here for a therapy session, not a confession… | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1193 | Yeah, that's me. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1194 | Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot, Doc! | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1195 | That's my cousin, I believe | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1196 | That's my archrival India hitting a concrete floor. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1197 | I haven't seen her since high school! | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1198 | A snake eating its own tail. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1199 | My first thought is it’s me. Does that mean I’m a narcissist? | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1200 | Honestly, it's just a reflection of who I am inside. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1201 | So, I'm clumsy. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1202 | I can see my time's up | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1203 | How can I see myself the way others see me? | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 77 | 55 | 22 | 0 |
1204 | Once again I have to go with 'Used Handkerchief.' | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1205 | That's only half the story. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1206 | I see the obvious. | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1207 | I refuse to incriminate myself | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1208 | It's hard to say. I feel all bottled up. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1209 | I've got a leaky bladder, so sue me. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1210 | Uh, an ink blot? | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1211 | Yes, well, sometimes sex is messy. | 1.2842 | 0.06290 | 95 | 76 | 11 | 8 |
1212 | I don't even recognize myself anymore | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1213 | It's a family photo album. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1214 | Yup, that’s me all over. | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
1215 | Yes, my name is Rorschach. No, I didn't copy someone else's test. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1216 | Sad to say it's a bullseye. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1217 | Another window into my soul | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1218 | Trust me, you don’t want to know | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1219 | Doc, same answer as all the others. I see my emotionally unavailable mother. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1220 | Oops, sorry! | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1221 | These are some examples of the inappropriate pornographic work your son has been making in art class. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1222 | That's about me missing the school bus and skipping school. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1223 | I’m trying to block that out. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1224 | I would like to start with something more simple than regressive memory techniques. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1225 | Rorschawk is always putting the squeeze on me. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1226 | I see you found out I spilled my guts to the journalist. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1227 | It's from my Blue Period. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1228 | I can't even go there. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1229 | You don’t see it? It’s a self portrait. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1230 | So, now it is classified! | 1.2836 | 0.07610 | 67 | 54 | 7 | 6 |
1231 | I swear, I would never do such a thing with the photocopier. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1232 | You know me better than I know myself (sniff). | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1233 | It looks like dear old dad. | 1.2826 | 0.06434 | 92 | 74 | 10 | 8 |
1234 | Looks like gibberish to me. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1235 | I find these gory crime-scene photos very disturbing. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1236 | That looks like Uncle Fred when he gets smashed. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1237 | You could just as well ask Freud about his mother. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1238 | You think that's funny? That's my ex-wife! | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1239 | All I see is my dad. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1240 | That was before. Now I feel all bottled up. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1241 | Why, that's my m-m-mm-mo-mo- mother! | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1242 | It’s a bit literal, don’t you think? | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1243 | That's a picture of my brother from Brooklyn. | 1.2817 | 0.07284 | 71 | 57 | 8 | 6 |
1244 | This is my baby! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1245 | I see my mother in this one, too. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1246 | What do I see? Well,obviously Doc,this is my mom,my dad and me at drop off on the first day off school. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1247 | It might sound Oedipal, but that one's definitely Mom. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1248 | The White House's West Wing dining room wall?" | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1249 | It’s from Jackson Pollack’s dark period | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1250 | Reminds me of people who say I can’t do a butterfly. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1251 | I thought we agreed no family stuff this week. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1252 | These sessions take everything out of me. | 1.2809 | 0.05051 | 89 | 65 | 23 | 1 |
1253 | That one is a picture of my father cooking spaghetti. Why are you so interested Dr. Rorschach? | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1254 | It is what it is... | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1255 | Mom. They all look like Mom. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1256 | That one looks like my ex too. I still miss Tinta. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1257 | Uh ... broccoli? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1258 | Now let's talk about your recent outburst. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1259 | How do you THINK I feel when I look at that? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1260 | I’m going to really have to ink about that one. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1261 | Look, we’ve been over this, I just sneezed ok? It doesn’t mean anything. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1262 | Cousin Ralph. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1263 | Sorry Doc, but you know I can't cover my mouth when I sneeze. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1264 | My id on steroids. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1265 | I see the endless frustration of forgotten user names and passwords. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1266 | Exactly! | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
1267 | I really see myself in this one. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1268 | My first wife | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1269 | I see a questionable diagnostic tool that stereotypes my people. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1270 | You sicko. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1271 | Tom Cruise. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1272 | It took a lot of courage to spill my guts out like that. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1273 | Is that a mustard seed? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1274 | Don't mock me. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1275 | You shouldn’t be showing me sex pictures! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1276 | It reminds me of my first breakdown when I began to leak. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1277 | My nephew, Burt... | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1278 | Well of course I know what it is, but I don't know what it means. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1279 | It's not mine! | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1280 | As an artist,you just pour your heart out on the page. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1281 | I’m afraid that reminds me of my mother as well. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1282 | I know it’s a cliché, but it looks like my mother. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1283 | Cousin Ken? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1284 | That's not at all what I meant to say. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1285 | A devastating waste of bodily fluid. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1286 | -I see blood, blood everywhere.. | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1287 | It looks like every mistake I've ever made. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1288 | Tequila plus burrito. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1289 | Is everybody a comedian? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1290 | I swear it's not mine. I haven't been opened in months! | 1.2778 | 0.07459 | 72 | 59 | 6 | 7 |
1291 | I take the 5th. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1292 | Well, Mr. Lenin, it says to me that the Capitalists will sell us the rope that we will use to hang them. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1293 | I want you to go deep in the inkwell and tell me what you see. | 1.2778 | 0.07192 | 72 | 58 | 8 | 6 |
1294 | So, where did you get the photo of my wife? | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1295 | That one makes me want to spill my guts. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1296 | you MADE her say that! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1297 | This is not what I meant by "visualize your problems". | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1298 | Your'e saying I should look within myself? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1299 | It looks like an octopus shooting ink in a futile attempt to escape the reality of its transient, inane existence…or a bat…yeah, I think it’s a bat. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
1300 | Can I call a friend? | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
1301 | I miss you, Mom | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1302 | This is getting a bit too personal for me. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1303 | It's like looking into a mirror. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1304 | That one should have come with a trigger warning. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1305 | I know the artist so this might be pointless. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1306 | This is a bit personal, don't you think? | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1307 | I get angry sometimes | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1308 | I’m tired of being used. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1309 | It was under my husband’s mattress. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1310 | WTF! ..I don’t know.. the klutz knocked me over. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1311 | How did you make it so symmetrical? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1312 | What an ink well says to a octopus : Black is beautiful. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1313 | I see my life running out one drop at a time. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1314 | I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1315 | ''The story of my life?'' | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1316 | My cousin Vinny. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1317 | Is this some kind of cruel joke? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1318 | Oh, no, it's a blotter infection! | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
1319 | Mar-A-Lardo? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1320 | I see a blot of me in that. | 1.2754 | 0.07411 | 69 | 56 | 7 | 6 |
1321 | That’s Me All Over | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
1322 | My ultrasound | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1323 | You deplete me. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1324 | ...so just anything off the top of my head? | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1325 | I have a constant fear of inkjaculation, premature or not. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1326 | My childhood" | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
1327 | I've been trying to hold that inside me. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1328 | Know it? I invented it! | 1.2750 | 0.06884 | 80 | 65 | 8 | 7 |
1329 | You want to talk about my mother, again? | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1330 | I see spilled potential. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1331 | Dr. Freud, my mother has nothing to do with this. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1332 | I see a broken fountain pen. | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1333 | OK, it was a youthful indiscretion! But now it's gone viral, and everybody is reading so much into it! | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1334 | Why are you showing me, pictures of my dead relatives? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1335 | I'd say that's an inkblot! | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
1336 | Sorry, but you were out of toilet paper | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
1337 | My character in the Marvel Universe. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1338 | Oh no! That’s my late sister! Why would you show me that?? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1339 | Sorry. It must’ve been something I ate, | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1340 | Dad? Is that you? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1341 | Good heavens! That''s my aunt Alice! | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1342 | oh that? That's nothing! | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1343 | Sorry about the card. I sneezed in the middle of signing it. The whole department wishes you a happy retirement. | 1.2738 | 0.06636 | 84 | 68 | 9 | 7 |
1344 | it's a picture of my parents fighting... | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
1345 | What does it mean if I see a bottle of White-Out? | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1346 | To you it's an ink blot. To me, it's the essence of my very soul. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1347 | Well its my first attempt ! I WILL get better.. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1348 | I don't know. I guess that's me all over the place. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1349 | I can't do this anymore. I'm dried up. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1350 | For this, I pay a hundred and fifty bucks a session? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1351 | I have no idea why my early work gets all the attention, when my recent canvasses are so much more sophisticated. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1352 | The tracks of my tears. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1353 | Dude,seriously? | 1.2727 | 0.06610 | 88 | 72 | 8 | 8 |
1354 | My kid doesn't understand me. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1355 | My blood, sweat, and tears went into making that | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1356 | Oops, my bad. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1357 | And you want me to answer off the top of my head? | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1358 | This is the reason I'm here. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1359 | Yes, I have a problem with bladder control. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1360 | It looks like a bottle of ink analyzing an ink blot. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1361 | That's so sad. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1362 | Yes, I recall that one, from my Abstract Expressionism phase. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1363 | It’s upside down. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1364 | I really don’t remember what I said. | 1.2717 | 0.06576 | 92 | 76 | 7 | 9 |
1365 | Doctor you're right...I'm seeing more clearly what's in side of me | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1366 | How did you get my X-rays? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1367 | Reminds me of a burp from long ago. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1368 | Yes. My soul is dark... | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1369 | Don’t you feel like asking the artist kind of defeats the purpose? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1370 | No one bothered to ask how the Rorschach makes me feel. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1371 | How do you explain this blot on your résumé? | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1372 | You're gonna say I'm a narcissist. | 1.2714 | 0.05354 | 70 | 51 | 19 | 0 |
1373 | Doesn't this feel a little redundant? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1374 | I think 'God bless you.' is appropriate. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1375 | Doctor, this is why I'm so depressed. That's my nephew. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1376 | Apologies, could not find my tissues | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1377 | It’s as if you can see into my very soul….. . | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1378 | Can I have a tissue?" | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1379 | That’s also a sneeze | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1380 | Haters will say it’s photoshopped. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1381 | …then this Rorschach guy pressed me back into the fold | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1382 | That piece is from my Neo-modern period. I've move beyond that style. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1383 | It's not what it looks like, whatever that is. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1384 | I'm telling you, my mother was nothing like that. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1385 | It’s Jim! | 1.2706 | 0.06565 | 85 | 69 | 9 | 7 |
1386 | Please don't make me look at my mother's picture! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1387 | I could do better. | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
1388 | Political opponents fighting in a polite and civil manner? Okay, okay I am crazy. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1389 | That's a picture of my dad who was in the pen and we didn't know how long the sentence would be. | 1.2706 | 0.06565 | 85 | 69 | 9 | 7 |
1390 | It would be funnier with a caption. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1391 | I see a lack of punctuation in my life. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1392 | That one's my mother as well. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1393 | No one gets me. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1394 | It's been a long time but I'd say it's either cousin Mary or Aunt Sue. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1395 | Every mother thinks her child is beautiful. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1396 | My son. He's a bum. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
1397 | I told you I was all over the place. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1398 | Destiny. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1399 | Sorry Doc, I got a cold | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1400 | Are you trying to get me to spill my guts? | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1401 | Doctor, all I see is dead bodies. What's wrong with me! | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1402 | They told me to let it all out on the page. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1403 | It embarrases me to admit to having created that one. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1404 | It was a cry for help! | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1405 | You are a sick, twisted bastard. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1406 | I see blood. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1407 | I’ve always had Mother issues. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1408 | Just what are you insinuating sir? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1409 | Yeah, I remember when I did that one. It was the day I found out the neighbor,Rory, shacked up with my wife. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1410 | My bad. I didn’t realize selfies were frowned upon. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1411 | That would be Uncle Ed, hit by a beer truck as he was crossing Fifth and Vine. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1412 | Please don't ask me to explain myself Dr. Rorscach. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1413 | I see my future. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
1414 | I tell you I’m innocent; it’s definitely not my work! | 1.2687 | 0.07544 | 67 | 55 | 6 | 6 |
1415 | I swear I didn't do that! | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
1416 | For some reason it reminds me of my mother | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1417 | My underwear ?? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1418 | It's all a blur. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1419 | Oops, I did it again. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1420 | Rorschach Series 6, card number 9 .. am I pentiliarphobic Doc ? | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1421 | How did you get a picture of my mother? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1422 | Looks like a waste of ink to me. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1423 | I don’t want to be negative, but spilling my guts and then trying to interpret it myself seems ludicrous. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1424 | I'm not sure where she gets it, teacher, certainly from his father's side. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
1425 | Doc, I've already spilled everything. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
1426 | It's true ... I'm addicted to porn. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1427 | Do we have to discuss my mother again? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1428 | Oh shit! | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1429 | Not my work; it's sick. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1430 | About last week’s cartoon. None of the winning captions are the least funny. Many better ones were submitted. | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
1431 | Please! I've lost too many friends that way. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1432 | I DO look a lot like my Grandmother. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
1433 | Doc, I swear I'm not a narcissist, but it's like looking inside myself. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1434 | It's always my death. | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
1435 | Oh my god, what did you do to my buddy Rory? | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
1436 | I didn’t think it warranted a trip to HR, yet here we are. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1437 | Sometimes a Rorschach test is just a Rorschach test. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1438 | I'm concerned it will be a blot on my reputation. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1439 | It just came off the top of my head. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1440 | Well, don't pretend you're shocked. After all, you're the one with the dirty picture. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1441 | Sadly, that's what happened to my twin brother. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1442 | I just needed to express myself. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1443 | I see a sad ink-stained life. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1444 | I see my wayward son" | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1445 | It reminds me of my childhood. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
1446 | You're not funny Doc. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1447 | Of course it reminds me of my mother. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1448 | Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Dr. Horatio... | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1449 | And I thought that was going to be my Jackson Pollack moment. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1450 | OMG! That’s my worst nightmare! | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1451 | I can sign it if you like | 1.2651 | 0.06875 | 83 | 69 | 6 | 8 |
1452 | That's one of my self portraits. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1453 | Tell it me to me straight Doc, is it IBS? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
1454 | It isn't mine. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
1455 | I'd rather not talk about my father. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1456 | Where did you get that photo of my mother from? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1457 | That’s how I reacted when I learned that Mr. Peanut was not my real Father… | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1458 | There is no way an octopus did that | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1459 | I sneezed. Why are you reading into it? | 1.2642 | 0.06040 | 106 | 88 | 8 | 10 |
1460 | That is my worst nightmare. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1461 | Looks like a squeeze play. | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
1462 | That was one bad day! | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1463 | Nobody I know. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1464 | I was just thinking off the top of my head | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1465 | I had COVID but I'm much better now, thank you. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1466 | It looks like a Rorschach test to me what does it look like to you? | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1467 | That was my cousin Bob. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
1468 | Stop asking what it means, I told you, I sneezed. | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
1469 | Ok fine I have mommy issues. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1470 | I feel blotted out | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1471 | That's my life, alright." | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1472 | The Kegel exercises are just not working. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1473 | I see my high school graduation picture! | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
1474 | I've been replaced by a giant nipple. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1475 | Doc, I’m struggling with my role in what these ink stains say to people. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1476 | Sorry, Doc, but I couldn't find a bathroom anywhere! | 1.2626 | 0.06021 | 99 | 81 | 10 | 8 |
1477 | It's one of my earlier works called "When I got knocked over as the artist reached for his coffee." | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
1478 | That’s what happened when I tried a squid ink martini. | 1.2625 | 0.06831 | 80 | 66 | 7 | 7 |
1479 | A mirror. It’s like looking into a mirror. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1480 | Ejaculate. | 1.2625 | 0.06831 | 80 | 66 | 7 | 7 |
1481 | You wanted me to spill my guts, so there you go! | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1482 | Oh, no! I thought I hid all my baby pictures! | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1483 | If I say it looks like me, am I a narcissist? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1484 | I threw up. | 1.2625 | 0.07058 | 80 | 67 | 5 | 8 |
1485 | It’s a bit derivative, don’t you think? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1486 | This motherfucker… | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1487 | It is time to get the credit I am due, because without me Rorschach would be nothing! | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1488 | I trusted you… | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1489 | Ah yes, that's Blotch, my oldest and most successful. I miss him. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1490 | Why do you have to make everything about my mother? | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1491 | Wasted potential. Next? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1492 | I just see the blood sweat and tears of my ancestors. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1493 | You don’t want to know. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1494 | You’ve got a sick sense of humor, Doc. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1495 | It looks like my parents having sex. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1496 | It's a long story. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1497 | I'm afraid of spraying the wrong thing. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1498 | The morning after the wife makes tacos. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1499 | Yeah, those are my kids | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1500 | Aaaah-choo! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1501 | Okay,but this time it actually IS my mother. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1502 | That's just cruel. | 1.2614 | 0.06362 | 88 | 72 | 9 | 7 |
1503 | I spilled some taking a selfie. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1504 | Of course, it's disturbing. That's my blood on there and Rorschach takes all the credit! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1505 | I had to use something to wipe. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1506 | Billy the Squid, I’d know him anywhere | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1507 | I didn't do it! It wasn't me, I swear! | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1508 | I see someone who couldn't keep his head screwed on. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1509 | You see doc, I've been trying to blot out the past. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1510 | I'm sorry about your calendar but I couldn't find a tissue. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1511 | Oh my God,it's Aunt Janice! | 1.2609 | 0.07344 | 69 | 57 | 6 | 6 |
1512 | A splotch. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1513 | Well, now you're just being offensive. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1514 | Are you upset about the company decision to go digital? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1515 | I don't know what it means , you're the doctor. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1516 | Is this your idea of a joke, Dr. Rorchach? | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
1517 | It should have been expunged, I was a minor at the time | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1518 | I can't decide. It's either myself splattered on the floor or four dogs playing poker. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1519 | I blame my mother. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1520 | Wow. Talk about cultural appropriation. | 1.2603 | 0.07306 | 73 | 61 | 5 | 7 |
1521 | That was the day I had too much coffee. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
1522 | The one that got away | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1523 | and that’s when I fell off the ladder | 1.2600 | 0.05966 | 100 | 82 | 10 | 8 |
1524 | I see my demise-what do you think it means? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1525 | I see my life flashing before me. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1526 | Unwell | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1527 | I really don't see the humor in this one. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1528 | When you've been in the business as long as I have, they all start to run together. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1529 | Aw cmon, they can’t all be great. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1530 | May I have the blot’s language of origin? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1531 | You're right, it DOES make me think of my mom! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1532 | That one just makes me feel empty. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1533 | How would you feel if I showed you a picture of YOUR mother? | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
1534 | I don’t see what that has to do with me. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1535 | I refuse to answer on account of my bottled-up personality | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1536 | ‘It’s the original’ | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1537 | It’s offensive *now*. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1538 | Sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1539 | Looks like a Freudian slip to me. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
1540 | I admit, I was smashed a lot back then. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
1541 | I’m really sorry Doc, it won’t happen again. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1542 | I DON'T TEST WELL ... | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1543 | Aren’t you going to say ‘Bless you?’ | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1544 | Doctor, why are you showing me all those dirty pictures. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1545 | just a nightcap. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1546 | Billy. My BFF | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1547 | This one also looks like my mother. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
1548 | Well of course it's about sex! | 1.2581 | 0.06097 | 93 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
1549 | I always cry when I read a sad novel | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1550 | Once again, it looks like my mother. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
1551 | What do you mean 'disordered' thinking | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1552 | My adult bedwetting has become an issue. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
1553 | Is that how you humans waste my bodily fluid!? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1554 | I resemble that question | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
1555 | It was an accident, that's all. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1556 | Yeah, that was me. You’re welcome. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1557 | That’s my ex-wife. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1558 | Another ink blot. They all look like ink blots to me. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1559 | Inky Dinky no do | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1560 | It wasn't my fault! | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1561 | Passport photo | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1562 | This isn’t really making me want to open up. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1563 | How do you explain this? | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
1564 | You're a monster! That was my sister. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1565 | That’s cousin Louie. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1566 | That’s my self-portrait | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1567 | Are you stalking my Instagram feed, Doc? | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
1568 | I’m just a little squirt. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
1569 | That one looks like my mother, too. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1570 | I see my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Rorschach.” | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1571 | I had nothing to do with King Charles and the Bloody pen. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1572 | Do you want my undiluted answer? | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
1573 | I demand a PIGMENT test! | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1574 | Doctor, hasn't there been enough ink spilled on that subject? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1575 | Ugh ... I remember that day ... not a good one. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1576 | It looks like Freud wrestling a butterfly. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1577 | I see the money my parents wasted on my art degree | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1578 | I did not have sexual relations with that piece of sheet | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1579 | Sorry, I didn't mean to splatter all over the fonts. | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
1580 | This really isn't helping with my PTSD, doc. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1581 | Alas,poor Inky,I knew him well | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1582 | Damned ED! Why must you taunt me so? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1583 | That's what those sickos did to my father. | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 67 | 9 | 6 |
1584 | I might as well be looking in the mirror. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1585 | That looks like me all over | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1586 | . . . and they never call! | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1587 | Why do you always think we suffer from pens envy? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1588 | No, I really see my father. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1589 | I'm trying to draw a line under the past but you keep bringing up these blots on my character. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1590 | I feel somehow diminished | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1591 | I don’t know what my mother has to do with this. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1592 | Yes, I did sit on your desk while I waited for you. | 1.2556 | 0.06233 | 90 | 74 | 9 | 7 |
1593 | The Inkspots. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1594 | Why do you always bring up my father? | 1.2553 | 0.06225 | 94 | 78 | 8 | 8 |
1595 | Look, who hasn’t shit their pants at some point? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1596 | That one is from our family vacation to Europe. Can't you see I was so happy then? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1597 | A "bless you" wouldn't hurt. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1598 | My ceiling after blowing my top. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
1599 | I can’t help but see myself | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1600 | Precious bodily fluids, again." | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
1601 | You'd have problems, too, if your name was Elmer. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1602 | I put my heart and soul into that | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
1603 | It looks like someone's lid isn't screwed on too tight. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
1604 | White Out. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
1605 | Stupid question, that's a picture of my oldest son. | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
1606 | I thought sperm banks would be a little more discrete than this sir. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
1607 | It frightens me and I can't control it. Is it curable? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1608 | It’s my mother’s favorite splotch. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
1609 | Why are you showing me this? | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
1610 | The meaning is fluid. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
1611 | It’s black garlic, I swear! | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1612 | I swear it’s not what it looks like...but what do you see? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1613 | I just don't have it in me any more. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
1614 | Uh, I need to use your restroom! | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1615 | Whatever it is, I’m blotting it out. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1616 | Stain! | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
1617 | I’ve got nothing. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1618 | I see someone who needs a little talk about cultural appropriation. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1619 | You're real sick, you know that Doc? | 1.2533 | 0.06869 | 75 | 62 | 7 | 6 |
1620 | I told you it’s just a sneeze. They’re all sneezes. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
1621 | A masterpiece. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1622 | I know I'm here to work on my fear of abandonment...but will you give it a rest with the family photos? | 1.2533 | 0.07126 | 75 | 63 | 5 | 7 |
1623 | I don't see what you mean by self-indulgent. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1624 | I was very angry that day and it was an out of control squirt. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1625 | My mother walking in on me when I was 15. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1626 | Dr. Rorchach, I’d think very carefully before you allow me to provide the ‘correct response’ to my ink blot! | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1627 | It makes me want to vomit. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1628 | Just another bad hair day | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
1629 | Is this going to be on the test? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1630 | Also your mother. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1631 | Well now you’re just patronizing me | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
1632 | Rorschach took all the credit and left me dry. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1633 | Of course I see my mother. That is literally my mother. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1634 | That looks like one of my wet dreams. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
1635 | I’m sorry Dr. Rorschach, I’ve had an upset stomach, but maybe you can find a good use for them..? | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1636 | To be honest, I see Rorschach's face in every one. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1637 | I really gave that one my all. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1638 | If I say I was thinking about my mom, you have to promise not to say the words ‘Oedipus complex’ | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1639 | Show me one that doesn’t look like my Aunt Ruth | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1640 | Are you trying to trigger me?! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1641 | Oh, mommy. I still miss you. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
1642 | My mom...again. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1643 | It feels like I'm spilling my guts out. | 1.2500 | 0.05139 | 72 | 54 | 18 | 0 |
1644 | Like you've never said anything you regret. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1645 | Let me tell you about my mother. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
1646 | My carpet after I leaked. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
1647 | Really? Talk about ethnic insensitivity! | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
1648 | It's all just such a waste! | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
1649 | I thought this was a safe space. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1650 | Once again all I see is my mother. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
1651 | Oh dear, it's happened again. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1652 | 'That's the story of my life." | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1653 | I don’t come here and show you pictures of your intestines. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
1654 | You've got to be kidding. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1655 | An Inkblot, really?? ... why bring up mistakes I made before ballpoint pens became popular!!?? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1656 | Is this going to be a blot on my career? | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1657 | Sorry – I thought this was sex therapy. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1658 | It's my mother abandoning me again. Do we have to keep going? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1659 | I'm not paying you to look at baby pictures. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1660 | You do this EVERY DAY? This is your JOB!?? And I'M the one who needs help? | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
1661 | I was never Mirandized, and I want an attorney. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1662 | Oh my God! That’s Hector! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1663 | My life's work, lost. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
1664 | That's one of the Ink Spots singers. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1665 | I thought you wanted me to spill my guts. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1666 | Why do they all look like my ex? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1667 | Oh no, not Carl! | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
1668 | King Charles’s signature. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1669 | I resent the implicit bias! | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1670 | Is it true I'll go blind? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1671 | That’s my cousin Ernie. Totally one dimensional. | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
1672 | That looks like my wife just after the accident. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1673 | Clearly not mine; I'm type O positive. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1674 | It’s the love child of Dr Rorschach and my wife | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1675 | Doctor — with all due respect, I’m an anthropomorphized ink bottle; not a manic depressive. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1676 | It looks like one of my Baby Pictures. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1677 | I’m sorry I left my cum rag on your desk Mr. Rafferty, I promise it won’t happen again. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1678 | Do you have to drag my family into this? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1679 | Definitely a forgery.. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1680 | You ... you monster! | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
1681 | I feel faint. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1682 | This sense of feeling used keeps coming up for me. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
1683 | The embarrassment of a sneeze. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1684 | What do you mean, "what does it remind you of?" What it reminds me of is what an idiot I was bring my graphic novel to you in the first place! | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
1685 | That one looks like my cousin Ralph. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1686 | I see a confused freshman majoring in psychology! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1687 | I see the end of me. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1688 | A suicide note. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1689 | Pithy witticism. | 1.2500 | 0.06774 | 80 | 67 | 6 | 7 |
1690 | Do you have anything by a dribbler? | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1691 | Look, Doc, I think we’re just going to have to agree to disagree on this one. That really is just a water buffalo. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
1692 | It’s been haunting me for years. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1693 | That one reminds me of Nam, too. | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
1694 | Yes, that’s where I see myself in 5 years. | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
1695 | I've been bottling it up for far too long. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1696 | Looks like when my dad jumped off the desk. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1697 | Why do you have a picture of my parents fighting? | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1698 | I see apocalyptic spillage. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1699 | "I see another mess on the carpet that I'm going to be blamed for." | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
1700 | Sometimes the pressure builds up too much. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1701 | This is so triggering. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1702 | You always get me to spill my guts. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1703 | Why must you keep doing this to me, you monster? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1704 | It's Irma! My God, what have you done to her?! | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1705 | Yes, that’s one of my children, but he never calls. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
1706 | Pollock envy? No, Dr., I have not heard of that. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1707 | That’s my son, Splat. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1708 | Doc, that's why I'm here. Premature ejaculation. | 1.2469 | 0.06697 | 81 | 68 | 6 | 7 |
1709 | (No caption needed; this cartoon is funny as is.) | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1710 | Sorry about that. Allergy season. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1711 | Meta… very meta. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1712 | Yes it’s mine! But it’s too late now. Dried and died. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1713 | Richard. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1714 | That's my first wife. She had a bad fall. | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
1715 | I just want to meet a nice pen | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1716 | That's all I have left of her... | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1717 | Why do you always make me look at these embarrassing family photos? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1718 | I did that when I was just a kid. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1719 | Yes ... that was the last I saw of mother. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1720 | I'm just not ready to talk about my childhood | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1721 | You’re taking me too literal. | 1.2468 | 0.06705 | 77 | 64 | 7 | 6 |
1722 | It's like looking in a mirror, doc. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1723 | That one looks like I passed a kidney stone. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
1724 | It's a picture of our family reunion. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
1725 | I’m sorry Doc, but I really don’t see the resemblance. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1726 | Honestly, not my best selfie | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
1727 | Whoa, so meta! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1728 | Okay. I got carried away! | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
1729 | Its not just me, EVERYONE thinks its a butterfly. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1730 | It's all baby puke to me | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1731 | Jane! Oh, Jane. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1732 | I’ve put all of me in there. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1733 | I don’t think you would like it if I showed you your insides, would you Doc? | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
1734 | It’s probably just all in my head. | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
1735 | Does the dropper make me look fat? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1736 | That's a forgery. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
1737 | Don't blame the messenger. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1738 | Like you've never jerked off at work before? | 1.2462 | 0.07282 | 65 | 54 | 6 | 5 |
1739 | M . . . m . . . m . . . mom? | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
1740 | That's Bobby, my oldest boy | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
1741 | This is what we found in your son's locker today... | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
1742 | My mother. Again. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
1743 | Mother ! Oh, no! | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1744 | Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him... | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
1745 | It is so messed up that you kept that | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
1746 | Obsolescence. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1747 | What is there to explain? You're going to see what you want to see. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
1748 | No – I mean that's literally my mother. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1749 | I think you were correct in saying I am a narcissist. | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
1750 | I see a judgmental old man. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1751 | Am I projecting again? | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
1752 | My kid could paint that. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1753 | Sorry about throwing up on your desk. | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
1754 | How long do I have? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1755 | Sometimes an ink splash is just an ink splash. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1756 | I see a non-verbal threat of what happens if I don’t pay my therapy bill.” | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1757 | ... (sniff) Those were my mother's last words | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1758 | You need a pen to write! | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1759 | Oh, the horror! | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1760 | I really loved her. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1761 | I'm sorry, but I just had to burp! | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
1762 | I was so young and carefree back then. | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
1763 | I put that sh*t on everything. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1764 | "Crime scene...crime scene...crime scene..." | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1765 | Looks like an inkblot to me. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
1766 | I finally see myself. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
1767 | I don’t know… maybe I just spill too much. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1768 | It looks like my dad, right after he fell off the desk. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1769 | Am I on Candid Camera? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1770 | Don't cry over spilled ink. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1771 | Looks like guts to me, doc. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1772 | My worst nightmare. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1773 | My perception…I think we need to switch places. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1774 | "Squeeze, slurp, squirt, spurt, spit and splatter...it sucks to be me." | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1775 | It's an ink splot. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1776 | I see a waste of perfectly good ink. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1777 | It could be an infinite void; eternal despair; unfathomable suffering. But honestly, most of my underpants look like that. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1778 | I see a frustrated little man with Rorschach envy. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1779 | Last New Year's Eve | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1780 | This one makes me feel used. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1781 | Don't ask me Dr Rorschach. I'm the one who drew the ink blot, how do YOU interpret it? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1782 | My mother-in-law. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1783 | My allergies have been really bad this year. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
1784 | Oh mother how I miss thee. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1785 | It's a blot on my past. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1786 | I'm sorry, I just waited too long to get to a bathroom. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1787 | That’s Parker Super Quink Permanent Black | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1788 | Put it in the Guggenheim | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1789 | That’s just insensitive. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
1790 | I've already spilled my guts to you. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
1791 | Your answer is spot on. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1792 | I'm paying how much for this?! | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1793 | It's just dawning on me that when they asked me to send the x-ray to my doctor, they meant my radiologist. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
1794 | A troubling waste of my resources. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1795 | My ex-girlfriend? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1796 | Yes, that was during my Jackson Pollock phase." | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1797 | I’m too close to those blots to be “projective”! | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
1798 | I'm sorry to be so upset. That reminds me of my first child. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1799 | Ouch. Six hours of active labor. No epidural. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1800 | It's not my best work. It's from my "blue period" | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1801 | I see you tortured the last guy. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1802 | I don't feel the need to explain my art. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
1803 | Is it egocentric if I say it’s me? | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
1804 | You're a sick man. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
1805 | That is literally my parents fighting. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1806 | I thought we agreed no crime scene photos. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
1807 | I don't want to talk about my mother. | 1.2424 | 0.05316 | 66 | 50 | 16 | 0 |
1808 | Embarrassment. | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
1809 | When you said to let my feelings out, I didn't know you meant figuratively... | 1.2419 | 0.05483 | 62 | 47 | 15 | 0 |
1810 | I don’t know, Doc. I drank a lot of Kool-Aid in my younger years. | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
1811 | I'm really not much of a klecksographist. | 1.2419 | 0.07517 | 62 | 52 | 5 | 5 |
1812 | This test is extremely draining. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
1813 | My life is meaningless. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
1814 | I poured my soul into that one. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
1815 | Uncle Charlie. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1816 | All I see is a mistake. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
1817 | Yes...I am familiar with that particular blot. It's my son! | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
1818 | I don’t see anything. The cartoonist just made it look like I have eyes. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
1819 | Remember those trigger warnings we talked about? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1820 | Do I have to relive that? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1821 | That's my great uncle Fred. He was knocked off a table during the war. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1822 | I realized just how full of it I have always been. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1823 | The same thing I see every morning when I look in the mirror. A failure. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1824 | I'm incontinent, ok??? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1825 | So this is what you do for a living | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
1826 | I see nothing. I feel invisible. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
1827 | Yes, no doubt about it, that's my Uncle Freddy. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1828 | It's a crime scene, obviously! | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1829 | Okay, so what if I did some porn? I was young, I needed the money. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1830 | Albany, 1973. Where'd you find it? | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1831 | Look, I told you it was traumatizing to revisit the accident scene. Can we move on? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1832 | I diagnose you with chron-ink stress | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1833 | What does my daughter have to do with any of this? | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
1834 | Warden, reminds me of when I escaped from the pen. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1835 | To me, it just looks like an ink blot. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1836 | It looks exactly like the wet dream I had two nights ago. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1837 | You think I have problems, but you are analyzing the mindset of an ink bottle. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1838 | Mother wasn’t pleased. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1839 | I see my younger self who wanted to make a splash but spread himself thin in all directions. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1840 | Thanks doc. I needed to spill my guts. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1841 | Yep...it's all about my Mother | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1842 | That was my nephew. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1843 | My first white shirt. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1844 | The first step in mental inkwellness. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1845 | Is your mother in the room with us now? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1846 | I see a world where one's life is reduced to a smudge on a page, where everyone gets to put their own perverted interpretations on the essence of who I really am. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1847 | My period. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
1848 | No idea, I’m so bottled up. | 1.2400 | 0.06802 | 75 | 63 | 6 | 6 |
1849 | To be honest, I hate revisiting past relationships | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1850 | I 'm sorry. I couldn't hold it. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1851 | Baby barf. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
1852 | I AM telling you my dream | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
1853 | Sorry, that one was an accident. | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
1854 | Am I losing my mind? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1855 | I told you I didn't feel so good. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1856 | I begged you to tell me where the washroom is! | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1857 | I don't think I'm ready to open up. | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 0 |
1858 | Yes, that looks like a sneeze to me | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
1859 | Is it a mirror? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1860 | Sam. I remember him well. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1861 | That's my toilet paper. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
1862 | Still Larry, after the fall. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1863 | It’s been awhile | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1864 | I told her to stay away from the company ink well... | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1865 | That was some night. I don't want to be reminded about it anymore, please. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1866 | I see Donald Trump's wallpaper. | 1.2388 | 0.07082 | 67 | 56 | 6 | 5 |
1867 | I’m sorry. I lost my head for a moment. | 1.2388 | 0.07395 | 67 | 57 | 4 | 6 |
1868 | What does that say to me? It says my head isn't screwed on tight. That's why I'm here. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
1869 | I just hate how I have to be everything to everyone. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
1870 | I see a Maxi-pad. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
1871 | My head is leaking, that's what it says to me! | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
1872 | I'm sick of putting myself out there only to be misinterpreted. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
1873 | People keep reading things into my work that I never intended. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1874 | Uncle Irving was always a bit of a mess. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
1875 | That was during my blue period | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1876 | That's my nephew after he got a job at the newspaper. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1877 | Uncle Morty. No, seriously, that’s Uncle Morty. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1878 | Of course I used my built in dropper. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1879 | It appears to be a shirt pocket | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1880 | There's no denying that she's very attractive, but I still don't feel I'm in the right headspace to start dating again, Doc. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1881 | It’s all my fault, everything is always my fault! | 1.2386 | 0.06259 | 88 | 74 | 7 | 7 |
1882 | That's me before I was bottle-trained. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1883 | This isn’t helping my bulimia | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
1884 | I see my parents criticizing me. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1885 | I see a failure in self-control. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
1886 | That's my Mom and my Dad fighting. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1887 | Mother, what happened to you? | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
1888 | All I see is my imminent death | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1889 | Don't blame me. You are the one with the dirty pictures! | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1890 | Your last patient must have spilled his guts. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
1891 | That's just what happens when I cough into a tissue. You explain it. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1892 | Oh, no. Cousin Roger. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1893 | I see myself in that. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
1894 | "What do I see? My ink splattered on a sheet of paper" | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1895 | That was a first draft. Not my best work. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1896 | I give it one rotten tomato. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1897 | We really must analyze this blot on your record. | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
1898 | Doc, all I'm seeing is my own self destruction | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1899 | I was young... But I should've known better | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1900 | I'm suing for copyright infringement. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1901 | And, yup...that's also my mother. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1902 | Is that even legal!" | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1903 | It looks like Uncle Eddie, just after the accident. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1904 | Reminds me of my mother. They all do. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1905 | I puked? | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1906 | Where did you get the picture of my mother? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1907 | Yeah. Pen’s out of town | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1908 | It's Mom again. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
1909 | Sometimes an inkblot is just a wayward child, Dr. Rorschach. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
1910 | That's just my signature. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
1911 | I know it seems egotistical, but I really see only myself. | 1.2373 | 0.07388 | 59 | 49 | 6 | 4 |
1912 | What can I say… it’s how I feel on the inside. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
1913 | Not quite my best job so far, I know. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1914 | That is some of my best work!!! | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
1915 | I tell ya, sometimes a blot is just a blot! | 1.2368 | 0.06720 | 76 | 64 | 6 | 6 |
1916 | I’ve been feeling kind of blue lately | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1917 | Potty training. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
1918 | You blame me for feeling a little empty? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1919 | Show me on the paper where he touched you. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1920 | I see my dad… wait, that *is* my dad. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1921 | Who bloody knows what that’s supposed to be? | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
1922 | I don't have an inkling of what this is supposed to be... | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1923 | All I see are regrets and bad decisions.. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
1924 | Sorry, but all I can see is just another self-portrait | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
1925 | That happens when I sneeze | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1926 | "Pervert, you blotted my mother!" | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
1927 | No, that’s my AUNT on my mother’s side. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1928 | The one time I take a selfie | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
1929 | That's my Aunt Helen. I miss her dearly. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1930 | Paternity. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
1931 | Swipe left. It's not my type. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1932 | Your signature covers most of the consent form. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
1933 | How do you explain this being on your record? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1934 | Hey,listen, all I see is my spilled guts. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | Yet again my Mother! | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
1936 | That's not what meant. | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
1937 | Oh, the inanity! | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1938 | No "Bless you"? | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1939 | It’s not my color! | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1940 | Why do all these people paint pictures of me?! | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
1941 | Me, at eighteen. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1942 | I did that in first grade before I learned to write properly. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1943 | That’s my mom’s handwriting. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1944 | I claim copyright! | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
1945 | That one reminds me of last month when I had a cold. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1946 | I'm sorry I used your handkerchief, just had a terrible day | 1.2346 | 0.06400 | 81 | 68 | 7 | 6 |
1947 | I see job insecurity. | 1.2344 | 0.05337 | 64 | 49 | 15 | 0 |
1948 | No, I don’t have mother issues. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
1949 | Diaper, man, diaper. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
1950 | Nobody recognizes me! I've been called everything under the sun! | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
1951 | That's a shock. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
1952 | What can I say,I was excited. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
1953 | I see 'incontinence'. Are you mocking me, Doctor? | 1.2344 | 0.07300 | 64 | 54 | 5 | 5 |
1954 | That looks exactly like what I put into him this morning! | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
1955 | BABY ERKEL: DID I DO THAT? | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
1956 | I’m not understanding why you think I did that? | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
1957 | That will be my mothers disapproval | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
1958 | I hate my baby pictures! | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1959 | That's uncle Charlie on a binge...if you want to analyze my family album I'll just bring it in next week...by the way where did you get that picture? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1960 | Ah, that is my long lost cousin Spottie! | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1961 | If I could make anything of that, why would I be here? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1962 | I wouldn’t cry, but it does look like spilled milk. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1963 | Sorry, I'm just not that reflective. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1964 | Does this look familiar to you? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
1965 | I see an overpaid old shrink with an ink fetish. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
1966 | Yes, that's it! And I haven't gotten a dime in royalties since! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1967 | Hey, don’t blame me, _you’re_ the one with all the dirty pictures.” | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
1968 | My wasted life. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
1969 | Gee, Doc. I'm sorry I sneezed all over your note pad. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
1970 | This is where I see myself in 5 years? | 1.2333 | 0.07653 | 60 | 51 | 4 | 5 |
1971 | Don’t blow your lid.” | 1.2333 | 0.07275 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 4 |
1972 | That reminds me, I also suffer from premature ejaculation. | 1.2333 | 0.07275 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 4 |
1973 | Such a waste ! | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
1974 | I think my work speaks for itself. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
1975 | It was only funny the first time, doc | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
1976 | Wow, she’s beautiful.....such a great dancer too! | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
1977 | I'm sorry I didn't make a good first impression on you. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1978 | Sorry, I got excited. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
1979 | I’m shocked! I didn’t know I had it in me! | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1980 | Your turn. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1981 | Sorry. I sneezed on your intake form. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1982 | That's when I had an upset stomach. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1983 | Read the room, doc. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1984 | I didn't mean it. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1985 | Yes, I was wrong. That wasn't the way to make a splash. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1986 | Do you really expect me to see something other than my life being wasted? | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1987 | I came home, the house was empty. All she left was that note | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1988 | What do I see? I see a plagiarism lawsuit buddy. | 1.2329 | 0.06902 | 73 | 62 | 5 | 6 |
1989 | Are you kidding me? My entire life is a Rorschach test! | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1990 | Well if that isn't the bottle calling the blot black. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
1991 | OMG! That's a picture of my mother! | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
1992 | Hey Doc, My wife left me for some guy named Rorschach and left me that note. I can't make heads or tails of it. Can you? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1993 | Sadly, that was my crazy uncle Larry, just after he decided to end it all. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1994 | Leaky Bottle | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
1995 | I’m not proud of what I’ve done. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1996 | It’s a bat, butterfly, moth, crab, inkwell… obviously | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
1997 | I'm blue, and that makes me want to be black. | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
1998 | Autobiography | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
1999 | It reminds me of when Dad fell off the shelf. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2000 | That's my Monday | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2001 | I can't read my own blood work. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2002 | Can we do a reshoot? That one makes me look fat. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2003 | Another senseless waste. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2004 | That’s just cruel doc. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2005 | ...I guess, I guess I see myself, Doc. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2006 | I'll give it 6 out of10 the most, I'm afraid. Next, please. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2007 | That's one of my earlier works - my black period. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2008 | Enough with the family of origin questions. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2009 | That's obscene! | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2010 | I ink it has something to do with my father. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2011 | Do I get indignant when YOU have a bloody nose? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2012 | Can we stop now? I feel drained. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2013 | Sorry,I was just nervous! | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2014 | Now you're getting personal. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2015 | What?No God bless you? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2016 | I don’t know, I just keep seeing myself. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2017 | It makes me feel all bottled up. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2018 | Yes, it’s my brother. We haven’t spoken in years. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2019 | I just can't contain it. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2020 | Uncle Larry when he fell off his roof. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2021 | Is it bad if all I see is myself exploding in this one? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2022 | 'Your report is not normal' | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2023 | A distant relative maybe but not of my kids. | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
2024 | You told me to express myself and I did my best | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2025 | It wasn't me! | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2026 | It doesn’t mean what you think it does! | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2027 | No, that really is a naked picture of my mother. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2028 | Gazuntite! | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2029 | All anyone wants of me is ink." | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2030 | Again with the violence? I don't know why you keep showing me these violent images! | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
2031 | That’s what happens when I spill my guts. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2032 | Poop. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2033 | This isn't therapy. It's cruelty! | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2034 | I see my essence, my very soul. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2035 | Is that my Uncle Bob? | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2036 | I'm feeling used. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2037 | A youthful indiscretion. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2038 | It looks like the time I caught my parents together. | 1.2308 | 0.06560 | 78 | 66 | 6 | 6 |
2039 | My inner child. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2040 | it was an accident, i swear! | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2041 | Suddenly I feel like spilling my guts. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2042 | Now you're just being cruel... | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
2043 | Mr Rorschach, Do you really think anyone will invest in this? | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2044 | It doesn’t remind me of anything, really. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2045 | Doc, what does it mean if I see a self-portrait? | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2046 | I already told the detective I found her like that. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2047 | And this one is also my cousin Harvey…where did you get so many pictures of my cousin Harvey? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2048 | No need to rub in the consequences of my stumbles. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2049 | Me, me, me. It's always about me. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2050 | Hey, I think I know that guy! | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2051 | Second cousin once removed. | 1.2297 | 0.04923 | 74 | 57 | 17 | 0 |
2052 | Everybody loves the old stuff. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2053 | Doc, I think we've pretty well covered my childhood. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2054 | I guess you want me to spill my guts. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2055 | That’s a painful memory | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2056 | -What test, I did this!!! | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2057 | My imperfections. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2058 | [sigh] My mother. Again. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2059 | I am not usually that expressive--sorry! | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2060 | Honest, Doc, I am not the leaker. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2061 | What makes you think I did it? | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2062 | A shirt. Just like the last one. And the one before that. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2063 | It's offensive that people call them 'blots'! | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2064 | 'Just a sneeze, really." | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2065 | Looks like a brain-fart to me. | 1.2295 | 0.07165 | 61 | 51 | 6 | 4 |
2066 | Something seminal. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2067 | Tell me about your mother. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2068 | My mother’s final words | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2069 | I don't want to talk about my childhood. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2070 | A shrink with ink on his face. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2071 | This is the part where you want me to talk about my ‘daddy issues,’ right? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2072 | Actually, that's my health history form. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2073 | OF COURSE it reminds me of my mother! Do I really have to pay you for this | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2074 | So ... I'm too loopy to do calligraphy? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2075 | I've been like that ever since I turned 60. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2076 | Look, can you just put an 'X' or something down there for me? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2077 | Allergies! | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2078 | That’s just another blot on my reputation. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2079 | Is this how you keep it together? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2080 | Well doctor, I don’t really appreciate you bringing up my brother’s demise in this manner. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2081 | That was my poor late cousin Ernie's last splotch before he ran dry. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2082 | "The color is good, but the symmetry bores me." | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2083 | Can you get to the ballpoint already? | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2084 | It's my mother again. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2085 | Please don't traumatize me! | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2086 | So my existence is meaningful? | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2087 | Whoa! Now that’s a night I’ll never forget. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2088 | Oh, that. I forgot about that decades ago. I'm nothing like that these days. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2089 | Why do you say that I have issues with my mom and you keep bringing up pictures of her? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2090 | I’ll tell you again, Dr. Rorschach, I simply can’t go along with your theory. | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
2091 | Can I be transparent with you? | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2092 | What did you expect?”. | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2093 | My misspent youth. | 1.2281 | 0.07517 | 57 | 48 | 5 | 4 |
2094 | I can't help it. I cry over spilled ink. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2095 | It reminds me of my son. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2096 | I don’t see how any of this is open to interpretation. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2097 | I have an alibi. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2098 | Yes, that's the so called "master" my mother wishes I was | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2099 | I've blotted it out of my memory. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2100 | My work is open to interpretation. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2101 | Well, it's not some of my best work, but yes, I think it still works on multiple levels. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2102 | I'm too spent to keep spilling my guts out every week. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2103 | I see a bill from your office for zero dollars. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2104 | That was from my open period before being bottled up. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2105 | "No, I don't really see the resemblance. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2106 | What do I see? I see you committing a microaggression. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2107 | No offense, but I don’t want to donate my body to science. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2108 | I’m sorry, I can’t go that far back…. I was blotto. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2109 | It wasn't me--it was thet friggin' pen I live with. | 1.2273 | 0.06758 | 66 | 55 | 7 | 4 |
2110 | Definitely spit up. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2111 | I see Donald Trump... | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2112 | But it always upsets me to see a picture of my long lost mother. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2113 | A happy ending? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2114 | This is not helping with my PTSD. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2115 | Is this the only blot on your record? | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2116 | What do you mean ‘too self-aware’? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2117 | I can’t seem to get that image out of my head. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2118 | the definition of narcissism | 1.2273 | 0.07094 | 66 | 56 | 5 | 5 |
2119 | I’m sorry, it was an accident. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2120 | Where did you find that? | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2121 | I am horrified to see that I had that inside me. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2122 | I UDDERly don’t know | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2123 | Post Roe vs Wade. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2124 | I've kept that bottled up my whole life. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2125 | I see the exploitation of my soul. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2126 | Ink porn | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2127 | Mother....can't you leave me alone?!? | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2128 | I would recognize my uncle's work anywhere. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2129 | Sorry, not a fan of modern art. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2130 | I should call him | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2131 | An obvious forgery; You won't get me in the pen with that! | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2132 | Everything I do gets so over-analyzed. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2133 | I’m not impressed. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2134 | How did you find my password? | 1.2264 | 0.07447 | 53 | 44 | 6 | 3 |
2135 | You say I have a dirty mind, but you continue to show me pornographic pictures. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2136 | Oh like you’ve never laughed and been surprised?! | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2137 | Can I have another Kleenex? | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2138 | I feel incredibly exposed. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2139 | Ahh, A photo of my wife. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2140 | Are you a psychiatrist or a blackmailer? | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2141 | This is inside of me | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2142 | So many memories | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2143 | Floyd. No, no... Lloyd. | 1.2258 | 0.07058 | 62 | 52 | 6 | 4 |
2144 | Can I have my hanky back? | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2145 | Ballpoint pens. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2146 | splat sounds better | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2147 | Is this where I'm supposed to look inward? | 1.2254 | 0.04994 | 71 | 55 | 16 | 0 |
2148 | I see a violent loss of my previous bodily fluids! | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2149 | It looks like my early work. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2150 | Those were good times. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2151 | How'd you like it if I showed you a paper splattered with human blood? | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2152 | I see a violent crime scene. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2153 | You'd throw up too, if you had to look at stuff like this every day. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2154 | Bill, this new evidence is pretty damning. It could be a real stain on your presidency #ididnothavesexualrelationswiththatwoman | 1.2254 | 0.06713 | 71 | 60 | 6 | 5 |
2155 | you can’t prove that’s mine… i want my lawyer. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2156 | I did not have sexual relations with that piece of paper | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2157 | Yeah, its one of my early works, I was working through some things. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2158 | I see myself. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2159 | You'd be depressed too if psychologists were using your blood for their stupid tests all the time! | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2160 | The doctor says its an enlarged prostate. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2161 | It doesn't look like anything to me. I just used the paper to stop a sneeze. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2162 | What I see is a waste of good ink. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2163 | I see the exploitation of my people | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2164 | Look, I produced the sample, I'm tired, I just want my $50. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2165 | Banana on top of his ketchup stain | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2166 | Sadly, that's me, ejected from a baby burp. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2167 | My grandpa indigo was a great man | 1.2241 | 0.07795 | 58 | 50 | 3 | 5 |
2168 | Honestly Dr. Freud, I don't think that me, you or Rorschach's blotches are in any way useful or relevant now! | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2169 | I wouldn't this to be a stain on my record. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2170 | Ugh. I was young. I needed the money. It's a part of my life I'm trying to forget. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2171 | Ah, yes my family history. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2172 | Unfortunately, I don't think these tissues will solve my issues. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2173 | It's a blot on my record. | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2174 | I told you already, it wasn't me! | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2175 | It's where I see myself in 10 years. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2176 | Your word vomit keeps practically hitting me. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2177 | We agreed not to talk about my mother. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2178 | Well, you did say that this is where I could spill my guts... | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2179 | Does your cruelty know no bounds, Doctor? | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2180 | This is pointless. | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
2181 | How about you tell me what YOU see." "That's my uncle. Not by blood." "By Ketchup?" "Yes. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2182 | Graduation Day... | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2183 | Please,I really do not want to remember my father that way. | 1.2239 | 0.06665 | 67 | 56 | 7 | 4 |
2184 | The unattainable symmetrical spot!! | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2185 | My dismal future. | 1.2239 | 0.06665 | 67 | 56 | 7 | 4 |
2186 | Will this appointment still be covered by my insurance? | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2187 | I’m so ashamed. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2188 | 24th floor. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2189 | I see her laying in my bed, waiting for me to bring over a towel… | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2190 | More pictures of my mother this week, Doctor? | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
2191 | Harold! | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
2192 | I see my twin brothers. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2193 | Yes. That was my mother, and Dr. Rorschach will rue the day! | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2194 | That’s when I farted. | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
2195 | Who gets the copyright? | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2196 | I've got a bad cold. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2197 | That looks like the mess I made after a long night of inking. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2198 | Here we go again- “What’s with you and the dirty pictures? | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2199 | Look, I said I was sorry. It was an accident. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2200 | I see two feather pens fencing in a duel. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2201 | Please, stop showing me the biggest mistakes of my life. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2202 | Look what you did! | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2203 | I see a growing emptiness. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2204 | My ex-wife. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2205 | My girl would never do a centerfold. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2206 | This isn't helping my Oedipus complex. | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
2207 | I'm being abused" | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2208 | That's triggering. I'm being squeezed! | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2209 | I thought you said I wouldn't have to talk about my mother. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2210 | I spilled my brains! | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2211 | In every picture, I just see myself. | 1.2222 | 0.07320 | 54 | 45 | 6 | 3 |
2212 | Your missing hairpiece? | 1.2222 | 0.07782 | 54 | 46 | 4 | 4 |
2213 | Was that when I threw ketchup on the wall? | 1.2222 | 0.06915 | 72 | 62 | 4 | 6 |
2214 | The last doctor was just the same. My mother, my mother, my mother. | 1.2222 | 0.06576 | 63 | 52 | 8 | 3 |
2215 | Yes, I am feeling a little “blue” these days. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2216 | Look, I've been a good sport, but I think it's time to talk royalties | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2217 | My mother. They all look like my mother. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2218 | No way! Looks like a giraffe to me. | 1.2222 | 0.06576 | 63 | 52 | 8 | 3 |
2219 | And that’s my great-grandfather. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2220 | I see a crime scene. Lots of blood. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2221 | Another failure! I was trying to blot it out of my memory, doctor. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2222 | ...It was self-defense. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2223 | I've made a mess of everything. I'm so confused. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2224 | Not as absorbent as I'd hoped. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2225 | No, I don't have an inkling of what that might be. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2226 | I can already hear what my ex would say about this, but... I see myself in this one, too. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2227 | I did it, and I'd do it again. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2228 | I have no inkling of what you're implying! | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2229 | You know this is a blotch on your career! | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2230 | I see a child who asked for an 'ink pen' but was given a ballpoint. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2231 | That's not me, that looks like my sister! | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2232 | That's the Ninth Amendment | 1.2222 | 0.06576 | 63 | 52 | 8 | 3 |
2233 | It’s like fantasy football, but you draft everyday people | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2234 | Yes, yes, we all agree my early work was a bit clichéd. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2235 | One of my earlier pieces. I’m more contained now! | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2236 | I can't decide between a butterfly or a murder victim. | 1.2211 | 0.05635 | 95 | 80 | 9 | 6 |
2237 | Yes, I’m very impressed that you killed another spotted lantern fly, but could we please get back to me? | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2238 | That’s my mother! | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2239 | P-papa? | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
2240 | That's also me. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2241 | I really made a mess out of the last few years, Doc." | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2242 | I miss her every day. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2243 | It looks like my cousin Harold. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2244 | Doctor - once again, the only thing I see is my mother. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2245 | My mother. Naked. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2246 | Does it really always come back to what the inkblot said to the ink bottle? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2247 | So what, I sneezed. | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
2248 | Grandma! | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2249 | I do not get it | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2250 | Ultimately it is just a blot | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2251 | It's not mine. I demand a DNA test. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2252 | We can both be thankful it doesn't smell. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2253 | My mother sent you that one just to mess with my stopper, didn't she | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2254 | I've been told my pictures don't do me justice. | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2255 | Mother’s signature | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2256 | That's the real me. Everything else is just words. | 1.2206 | 0.06900 | 68 | 58 | 5 | 5 |
2257 | Have you no shame? | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2258 | No one should be defined by their worst day. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2259 | That's when I knew I needed help. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2260 | Self-reflecting on a self-“ink”flicted problem. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2261 | I think you know what it looks like, you sick bastard. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2262 | This is going to sound selfish. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2263 | What does my ultrasound tell you, Doctor? | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2264 | These images hit a little to close to home, doc... | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2265 | Jerry!? Is that you!? | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2266 | I don’t know dr. I just feel that the movie that is my life has no blot anymore | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2267 | I'm seeing my bath towel. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
2268 | Excuse me for throwing up on your manuscript. | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2269 | This proves you have been mistreated | 1.2203 | 0.07280 | 59 | 50 | 5 | 4 |
2270 | These images are disturbingly violent. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2271 | I try to walk in Dad's footsteps, but he left a large mark. | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2272 | That looks like Ketchup, Mr. President. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2273 | That's all I have left. Just a picture. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2274 | That is not my work. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2275 | I have to admit, I feel a certain kinship. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2276 | Someone sabotaged the pen and I end up here? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2277 | Has anyone ever thought how it makes me feel? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2278 | I'm feeling ambiguous. Can you turn it upside down again? | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2279 | I see a quack insulting the heritage of my ancestors. | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2280 | That's my brain on Drugs ! | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2281 | I put some of myself into each of these. But what do people see? At bat, a spider, their mother killing a goat. | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2282 | If that was me, I apologize. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2283 | What’s wrong with you? Why would you show suicide photos to a depressed ink pot? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2284 | It’s Father, right after the fall | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2285 | It just means I’m a little clumsy. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2286 | I think it was just a phase I was going through” | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2287 | I’ve made a mess of my life | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2288 | It looks like Mom. I’ve got some attachment issues. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2289 | Are you seriously psychoanalysing my pee stain? | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2290 | See? I just can't seem to blot it out of my memory. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2291 | Guilt. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2292 | I keep pouring my guts out but we never seem to get anywhere. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2293 | It's the manifestation of my self actualization, or a squashed bug... | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2294 | What do I see? I see how Rorschach gets all the credit for my family’s blood, sweat, and tears. | 1.2192 | 0.06826 | 73 | 63 | 4 | 6 |
2295 | Sorry, maybe I should wear a diaper. | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
2296 | Really Doc. I can't see anything ! | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2297 | Rorschach was a sick man. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2298 | Oh! God Bless You! | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2299 | I see you holding my used tissue. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2300 | I see myself doc. Am I really that self-centered? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2301 | Yes, I did vote for Trump. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2302 | Alas poor Rorschach, I knew him, Sigmund. A fellow of infinite test. | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
2303 | I miss my hankie. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2304 | I should really call her | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2305 | ahh, have you not heard of a 'trigger warning'? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2306 | Ok but seriously, why do you have so many pictures of my mother? | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2307 | I see my life ebbing away. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2308 | Sorry. Allergies. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
2309 | Pardon me | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2310 | So after spilling my guts I have to diagnose myself? | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2311 | All I see is a pen taking me for granted. | 1.2188 | 0.06853 | 64 | 54 | 6 | 4 |
2312 | Sorry, I had an upset stomach. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2313 | Thanks for letting me spill my guts out. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2314 | We're holding your son hostage. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
2315 | I kept this paper on my nightstand so I could make a drawing as soon as I woke up from the dream. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2316 | That’s Splat. Attorney told us not to talk about’im | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2317 | Yeah, sorry about that. You have a copy, right? | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2318 | I feel triggered. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2319 | Rather Freudian, don’t you think? | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2320 | - oh yeah sorry about that - had a bit too much to drink last night | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2321 | It's all spilt milk to me. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2322 | Okay I get it -- fountain pens are messy! | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2323 | Why are you showing me family portraits? | 1.2182 | 0.07197 | 55 | 46 | 6 | 3 |
2324 | Again, two breasts. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2325 | Whatever you're thinking, I had nothing to do with it. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2326 | Well this is embarrassing…I suffer from IBS. My apologies. | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2327 | It's my father when he's angry. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2328 | Looks like my cousin. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2329 | My chair, at the moment." | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2330 | Sorry. I just couldn't hold it in anymore. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2331 | And you wonder why I have been feeling low lately?!? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2332 | 'God bless you' is a common response. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2333 | Now imagine that, a hundred times a day | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2334 | However hard I try to forget my parents’ divorce, I just can’t seem to blot it out doc | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2335 | That's from my abstract expressionism phase. | 1.2174 | 0.05002 | 69 | 54 | 15 | 0 |
2336 | I have my issues with my father, but this one just looks like a butterfly. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2337 | It looks like your shirt. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2338 | I want to say it looks like me in the bath, but I'm afraid you'll diagnose me as narcissistic or perverse. So, a sunrise? | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2339 | What, you want me to spill my guts or something? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2340 | I got nothing. Give me a hint. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2341 | I can't believe I've been holding that in all this time. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2342 | yeah,I ate some bad fish that day | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2343 | That's what everyone remembers, but Mom was more than that. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2344 | To be fair, these tests are a little triggering for me. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2345 | I see my mother with the Kool-Aid man. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2346 | You told me to write what I know! | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2347 | I know, what was I inking? | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2348 | I'm afraid that is my wife's signature. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2349 | Sorry, I faint at the sight of blood. | 1.2174 | 0.06807 | 69 | 59 | 5 | 5 |
2350 | Sorry, but I don't have an inkling. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2351 | I suppose you think this is my fault. | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2352 | Of course I have issues. I've spilled my guts and you've shown them to everyone, you hipaa-crit! | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2353 | Bloody hell! That one looks like a crime scene, too. | 1.2174 | 0.06486 | 69 | 58 | 7 | 4 |
2354 | Why you gotta bring my parents into this? | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2355 | Must we always talk about my mother? | 1.2167 | 0.07167 | 60 | 51 | 5 | 4 |
2356 | I see a spoiled document. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2357 | Yet again, Doctor, toilet paper. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
2358 | Alas, poor Yorick! | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2359 | That looks like my late husband. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2360 | At least I did it on the paper... | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2361 | You don't see soft shell crab almandine? | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
2362 | Ah. You know my work. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2363 | They leave home and then they never write. | 1.2167 | 0.06761 | 60 | 50 | 7 | 3 |
2364 | Six serfs a-surfing | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2365 | Sometimes I drink too much" | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2366 | It feels good to get that out | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
2367 | No sensitive content warning? | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2368 | Ink spot. They all look like ink spots. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2369 | Oh, Mom... | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2370 | I completely put myself in that one!....but I do need some paper. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2371 | I can't find Depends that fit. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2372 | That's me after the brat ran me over with his trike! | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2373 | It's my life's blood mingling with a mass casualty incident blasted across the front pages of generations of a stupid psychological experiment perpetuating anxiety forever... | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2374 | Poor Penmanship? | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2375 | I just can't stop crying over spilled ink. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2376 | All I did was sneeze! | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2377 | Who gave you a photo of me from middle school?! | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2378 | Now that I ink about it.. | 1.2162 | 0.06460 | 74 | 63 | 6 | 5 |
2379 | He was such a good boy… | 1.2162 | 0.06740 | 74 | 64 | 4 | 6 |
2380 | I’m not paying without a DNA test. | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2381 | After studying the sample, we have confirmed that your sperm count is indeed low | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2382 | Yes, that is my work…but I was young and carefree when I did it. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2383 | I am what I am. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2384 | Chipotle? | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2385 | Dr Freud,it’s just my old Kleenex | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2386 | My cousin Zeke after the unfortunate defenestration. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2387 | I see someone whose art has been misinterpreted by most of the public. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2388 | Now that I’ve spilled my guts, you figure it out. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2389 | A cumulous cloud. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2390 | Oh no! That’s my brother! Are you telling me he was murdered? | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2391 | It's the bad dream I had last night. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2392 | My first dog, Spot. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2393 | So you want to discuss my mother. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2394 | "I don't speak French." | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2395 | A butterfly or my future, I guess | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2396 | What caught my attention about #820 cartoon photo is that there’s a teacher/doctor who showing a Rorschach picture to person who like like a bottle of ink. An in ink bottle is showing fear in his/her eyes. It has to do about the individuals past. | 1.2154 | 0.07102 | 65 | 56 | 4 | 5 |
2397 | These old family snaps make me well up. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2398 | I see a lot of myself in this picture... | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2399 | Of course you know I only see a mistake. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2400 | I ink I have a blot to explain here… | 1.2154 | 0.06755 | 65 | 55 | 6 | 4 |
2401 | M-m-m-mother. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2402 | Poof! Be gone! Out, out damned spot! | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2403 | I thought that you’d be happy with my portrait of you Dr. Rorschach. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2404 | Same thing here. Colic." | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2405 | Was not me! | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2406 | I see diminishing resources. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2407 | She was fine when I dropped her off. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2408 | That one was made by my cousin Ralph. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2409 | Sure I recognize it. That's my soul splattered against the unyielding cellulose fibers of life. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2410 | What do you mean "twins?" | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2411 | Please! It pains me to recall that one. | 1.2143 | 0.07078 | 56 | 47 | 6 | 3 |
2412 | That looks like Aunt Mary. | 1.2143 | 0.06400 | 70 | 59 | 7 | 4 |
2413 | That's my ink...I already know what it means | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2414 | It reminds me of myself. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2415 | Another pacifer | 1.2143 | 0.07078 | 56 | 47 | 6 | 3 |
2416 | Do we have to keep talking about my past mistakes? | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2417 | That one was from my blew period. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2418 | I was an awkward fifth grader | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2419 | It's a mirror, Dave | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2420 | That's the day my mother spilled me all over the carpet. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2421 | Hey! It’s what I DO!!! | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2422 | I see underdeveloped potential and a waste of good ink. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2423 | I don't think that captures both sides of the question. | 1.2143 | 0.06400 | 70 | 59 | 7 | 4 |
2424 | My guts on white bread? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2425 | That was me blowing my nose | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2426 | Painted in Shock | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2427 | No one sees me for who I really am. | 1.2143 | 0.06400 | 70 | 59 | 7 | 4 |
2428 | Why have you been keeping the used tissues from our sessions…? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2429 | I had a brain fart | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2430 | I suppose, doctor, that this is your idea of some kind of sick joke. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2431 | Looking at your artwork, would you say you have forgiven your parents? | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2432 | Exploitation. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2433 | It was write and run. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2434 | Listen, would I show you gory images of YOUR blood splattered all over the place? Who's the sick one here, Doc? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2435 | It seems like everything reminds me of the accident. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2436 | I just didn’t have the energy to make something prettier | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2437 | It looks like my signature | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2438 | it reminds me of my first love, Miss Eraser-but alas it wasn't permanent. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2439 | It’s our family portrait, right? | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2440 | I don’t know how many times I have to tell you, I swear it wasn’t me! | 1.2133 | 0.06379 | 75 | 64 | 6 | 5 |
2441 | I see ... a mishap. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2442 | This is from my blue period. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2443 | Please explain why your art is so full of yourself. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2444 | Judge, I declassified it with all my inner might. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2445 | I said think, not ink. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2446 | I’m not sure what my mother has to do with this? | 1.2131 | 0.07057 | 61 | 52 | 5 | 4 |
2447 | Off the top of my head, I’d say ink splatter. | 1.2131 | 0.07057 | 61 | 52 | 5 | 4 |
2448 | I'm the only one who survived. | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2449 | Every spot is not dirty sometimes it an art | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2450 | 'I feel like I've spilled my guts to you!" | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2451 | What do I see? I see the guts you ripped out of me and sprayed all over a page for fun. WHY DO YOU KEEP ME ALIVE? | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2452 | Why do you keep bringing my mother into this? | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
2453 | (No caption necessary. A pot of ink taking an ink-blot test is inherently funny.) | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2454 | Reminds me of my teenage years. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2455 | I couldn't help myself. It's like an obsession. Whenever I see a blank piece of paper... | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2456 | Oh, Momma, who did this to you? | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2457 | If you think it’s modern art it’s snot | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2458 | That one? That was from my Blue Period. | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2459 | ACCIDENT. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2460 | Sorry...hayfever. Do you have another copy you could show me? | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2461 | I tried to be another Pollock. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2462 | I don't remember leaving a specimen! | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2463 | I'm spilling my guts to you. | 1.2131 | 0.05287 | 61 | 48 | 13 | 0 |
2464 | Dr. Freud are telling me that the Rorschach ink blot indicates that I am depressed. Well what do you expect when all I am is a stain on society? | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2465 | Why are you showing me a ketchup stain? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2466 | Youthful indiscretion was all it was. | 1.2125 | 0.04602 | 80 | 63 | 17 | 0 |
2467 | I appreciate what you're doing for the industry, but I'm actually investing in ballpoint pens. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2468 | When you keep your emotions bottled up. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2469 | Midnight black,acrilic,waterproof and Uncle Fred. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2470 | I had to get that off my mind. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2471 | I just don't see the resemblance, doc. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2472 | It's been hard to write since Mr. Nibs left me. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2473 | Rorschach and I go way back | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2474 | This is going to leave a real stain on your record. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2475 | Inkblot... crown... King executes pen over inkblot. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2476 | Yes, I do have PTSD from that incident. | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2477 | I tried to blot it out, but it was permanent. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2478 | Ink blots? Well, if you want to know what I think that looks like, it's the stunning image of my cousin! | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2479 | Last night’s beef stew? | 1.2121 | 0.06660 | 66 | 56 | 6 | 4 |
2480 | I suppose we’ll need to schedule that colonoscopy then | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2481 | If you must know, it’s not my best work. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2482 | I declassified that document, in my mind! I thought it so it’s true! | 1.2121 | 0.06660 | 66 | 56 | 6 | 4 |
2483 | It was a SPLOTCH! Have you never heard of a splotch??? | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
2484 | It’s not me. I made a big splash on Broadway | 1.2115 | 0.07438 | 52 | 44 | 5 | 3 |
2485 | Sorry about all this. | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
2486 | I thought I knew | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2487 | thINK thINK thINK | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2488 | It looks like a breast, but then everything looks like a breast. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2489 | It reminds me of a popular song from my youth, Doc -- something about 'I don't want to set the world on fire' -- but I can't remember the name of the group. | 1.2113 | 0.06628 | 71 | 61 | 5 | 5 |
2490 | Showing me family photos isn't going to make me feel better. | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
2491 | Please stop bringing up my mother. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
2492 | Yes I know him, but I had absolutely nothing to do with this | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2493 | If it’s not one thing, it’s a mother. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2494 | I see a red door. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2495 | What does it mean if I can only see myself? | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
2496 | I was an anonymous donor back then. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
2497 | Et tu Brutus | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2498 | This one’s also a gruesome crime scene. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2499 | I dunno doc, I think I see a frog | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2500 | All I see is a receding hairline. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2501 | You think I need help? You're the one talking to an oversized ink bottle. | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2502 | I see my inner-turmoil. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2503 | It's not my fault it looks like my mother... | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
2504 | Ok, maybe I did get a little tipsy that night. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2505 | I see the blood of my kin splayed out on the page for all to see. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2506 | No, I’m not saying it reminds me of my mother. I’m saying that literally IS my mother. | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2507 | I spill my guts to you and you want me to explain what it looks like....really! | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2508 | I had hoped Maya Angelou-- oh, never mind! | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2509 | After that center fold made my Dad famous, he was never the same. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2510 | I see my father left his mark! | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2511 | Yeah, I knew him. The kind of guy who was all over the place | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2512 | I'm no vet, but I'd say your dog has diarrhea. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2513 | OMG. That is my sister. | 1.2105 | 0.05578 | 95 | 81 | 8 | 6 |
2514 | Inky had to face the inequities it failed to blot out. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2515 | Frankly speaking, these things are a nonsensical waste of my talent. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2516 | Don't judge me, it's from my younger years. I don't know what I was thinking. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2517 | They all look like my mother. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2518 | Looks like my Uncle Kevin. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2519 | I see the remains of my mother. Does that mean I have an edible complex? | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2520 | Don't patronize me. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2521 | Cleanup on aisle 5! | 1.2099 | 0.06013 | 81 | 69 | 7 | 5 |
2522 | It doesn’t matter how many of these you show to me, the only thing I can see is death. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2523 | I see my younger self losing control | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2524 | I thought you weren’t going to bring up my mother! | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
2525 | I know I have to face this, but I'll never get past the shame. What was I inking? | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2526 | Yes! That's her! How did you know? | 1.2097 | 0.06951 | 62 | 53 | 5 | 4 |
2527 | Oh yes, convince me I'm not a zucchini with pseudoscience. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2528 | Unrequited love. | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2529 | Just like his dad, A drip off the old blot. | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2530 | So I guess I can't keep putting off talking about my mother. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2531 | Roar shark, whatever. I feel blotted at every turn. | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2532 | You saved my tissue? | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2533 | Where did you say your clinical training was? | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2534 | well I can only see myself always putting out with nothing in return | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2535 | It’s always sex with you shrinks. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2536 | I dunno doc it’s just a blot to think about | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2537 | When High Tech destroyed the Fountain pen | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2538 | Care to explain yourself? | 1.2090 | 0.05004 | 67 | 53 | 14 | 0 |
2539 | That shade reminds me of my parents. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2540 | I fear that is a blot on my record. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2541 | I see my cousin. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2542 | Well, as you can see, that one made me over-excited. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2543 | Why should I spill my guts for you? | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2544 | I admit there have been some blots on my record. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2545 | Jeez, I’m stuck for an answer. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2546 | Cousin Larry, after the fall. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2547 | We have a zero tolerance policy for this type of language in the workplace. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2548 | I think that’s where my troubles began | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2549 | My lawyer will be in touch. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2550 | Again, you’re just going to have to ask my wife. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2551 | You said to put my feelings down on paper, so I spilled my guts. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2552 | Call me crazy, but this one looks exactly like my mother. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2553 | Can't you just once show me a watercolor? | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
2554 | I'm stuck. | 1.2088 | 0.05745 | 91 | 78 | 7 | 6 |
2555 | A psychiatrist. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2556 | I'm actually ketchup with a tall sombrero. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2557 | How'd you get my mother's will? | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2558 | That's me spilling my guts out to you. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2559 | Do you remember the time? | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
2560 | A quill who has run amok. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2561 | Aunt Marge. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2562 | I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I'M just a blot of ink on a piece of paper. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2563 | That's my Uncle Roy. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2564 | I don't want to talk about it. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2565 | This has your handprints all over it. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2566 | The floor, after I've had too many drinks. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2567 | I see a woman in an endless dark tunnel of despair. Just kidding, that's my husband's signature. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2568 | Oh no, it's Frederico! | 1.2078 | 0.06225 | 77 | 66 | 6 | 5 |
2569 | Those were the covid years | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2570 | Do you want me to tell you what it means, or how it’s pronounced? | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2571 | Uh..........Out vial spot? | 1.2075 | 0.07308 | 53 | 45 | 5 | 3 |
2572 | I'm sorry. I thought it was toilet paper. | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2573 | I need to eat more fiber? | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2574 | Are you gonna want me to spill my guts during every session? | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2575 | Good heavens! Poor cousin Leonard. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2576 | It makes me think of the time I fell off my bike when I was a child. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2577 | I know you're a fan of my work but I came here to change, doc. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2578 | Would you call me a psychopath if I told you it looks like someone's guts? | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2579 | Diarrhea | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2580 | I was under a lot of stress at work when that photo was taken. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2581 | If you think of my mom. Why do you ask? | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2582 | That one reminds me of my uncle Dave. | 1.2069 | 0.07683 | 58 | 51 | 2 | 5 |
2583 | That’s actually my brother after he came out. | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2584 | I see short term success, followed by long term ridicule where you become a laughingstock. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2585 | Yup, that was my brother... Good to the last drop. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2586 | Is my life a joke to you, Doctor? | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2587 | I got a bit too excited. | 1.2069 | 0.07683 | 58 | 51 | 2 | 5 |
2588 | That was a long time ago Doc. | 1.2069 | 0.07279 | 58 | 50 | 4 | 4 |
2589 | I told you this is inappropiate at work. | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2590 | You can't tweet without it. | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2591 | It looks like I made a lil mess on your page. | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2592 | Publisher: Your mistakes can't always be a modern art ink! | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2593 | Can’t we start with something easier like my fear of abandonment? | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
2594 | Now tell me, did you do this? | 1.2065 | 0.05687 | 92 | 79 | 7 | 6 |
2595 | It's my father | 1.2063 | 0.06463 | 63 | 53 | 7 | 3 |
2596 | I couldn't say. I've got too much bottled up. | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2597 | My life... | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
2598 | My heart. Stomped on and left to dribble into the cruel street…. | 1.2063 | 0.06463 | 63 | 53 | 7 | 3 |
2599 | Don't take me for a sucker, a blotch is just a blotch | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2600 | Brains again. | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
2601 | That happens when I "spill my guts". | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
2602 | I ran into Dr. Pimple Popper that day, and he couldn't help himself" | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2603 | I recognize that ink --it's my mother! | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
2604 | How was I supposed to know it wasn’t a handkerchief? | 1.2063 | 0.06848 | 63 | 54 | 5 | 4 |
2605 | That’s my biggest regret. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
2606 | No, you tell me what you see, Dr. Rorschach. | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2607 | I declassified this with my mind | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2608 | Classic Narcissist | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
2609 | I'd be wearing gloves for that one, doc. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
2610 | A baby with sharp teeth. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2611 | Uncle Seymour! | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2612 | That’s my brother, he was a fountain pen. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2613 | That's a whoops. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2614 | The blood of my ancestors is upon you! | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2615 | Must you always bring up my mother? | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
2616 | Where'd you get a picture of Mom? | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2617 | Sponge Bob | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2618 | That's the first thing that comes to me just off the top of my head. | 1.2059 | 0.06808 | 68 | 59 | 4 | 5 |
2619 | I see a reminder of a night I would rather forget. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2620 | But you asked me to really pour myself into my journal this week. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2621 | This stays between us, right? | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2622 | I tried to blot that out of my memory. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2623 | My mother had a violent temper. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2624 | I did my best | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2625 | That’s from my abstract period. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2626 | Jackson Pollock? | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2627 | I see a psychiatrist talking to an ink bottle. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2628 | Accidents happen! | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2629 | That's when I started bottling up my emotions. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2630 | I've made so many of these they all look the same. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2631 | Doc, please don’t patronize me. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2632 | I’m too young to know what that means! | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
2633 | Don’t read too much into it, Doc. Two words... bowel movement. | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
2634 | I said I was born to do this, I never said I was good at it. 🖊️ | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2635 | It was an accident! | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2636 | I see you've found my toilet paper. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2637 | I swear, that's never happened before! | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2638 | What happens when I go potty. | 1.2055 | 0.06156 | 73 | 62 | 7 | 4 |
2639 | Yes, I can absolutely verify that as one of my early works painted during my Jackson Pollack period: 'Untitled Splat (II)'. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2640 | I see a crushed burger. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2641 | Shouldn't have eaten those prawns... | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2642 | My desktop. After drinking too much cheap ink. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2643 | It’s hard not to take that personally… | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2644 | Yes, that’s my Uncle Ted. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2645 | No, not me. hate symmetry! | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2646 | I'm sorry, I'm an inkapable | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2647 | Don't ask me what it means. I'm just a vessel. | 1.2051 | 0.06150 | 78 | 67 | 6 | 5 |
2648 | ...it's a dead ink clown... | 1.2051 | 0.06150 | 78 | 67 | 6 | 5 |
2649 | What are you doing with my kids diaper? | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2650 | Yes, I sneezed ink onto a Kleenex. So what? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2651 | You wouldn't understand what that means to me. | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2652 | I'm having trouble getting over the trauma of that spill. | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
2653 | I don't believe a word of it. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2654 | I see my parents being exploited by your profession. | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2655 | It’s like I’m spilling my guts! | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2656 | And how would you like it if I showed you pictures of YOUR mother? | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2657 | It’s autobiographical | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2658 | Offhand, I’d say the artist has passion but is absolutely obsessed with symmetry. | 1.2045 | 0.05863 | 88 | 76 | 6 | 6 |
2659 | There are no mistakes, just happy accidents | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2660 | Where did you get that? | 1.2041 | 0.07704 | 49 | 42 | 4 | 3 |
2661 | The day Mr. Smith pushed Mom off the desk. | 1.2041 | 0.06507 | 49 | 40 | 8 | 1 |
2662 | I also DREAM I am an octopus . . . | 1.2037 | 0.06131 | 54 | 44 | 9 | 1 |
2663 | That’s fine, but why don’t you test me with something that I don’t get to see everyday. | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2664 | I know, I know, not my best work | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2665 | What is with you guys and your blood splatter photos? | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2666 | I’m concerned you’re externalizing your problems too much. | 1.2037 | 0.06677 | 54 | 45 | 7 | 2 |
2667 | That's my daughter Emily, I poured everything into her. | 1.2037 | 0.05532 | 54 | 43 | 11 | 0 |
2668 | It happens when I laugh | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
2669 | That one is easy. My greatest masterpiece. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2670 | What can I say, I made a mistake | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2671 | Been there, done that...next. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
2672 | I'm pretty sure that is crazy uncle Jeff. | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
2673 | I guess we misunderstood when you said "period". | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
2674 | I just can't contain myself. | 1.2034 | 0.05285 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 0 |
2675 | That's all that's left of my cousin, Kurt. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2676 | is this supposed to help me see what I am made of? | 1.2034 | 0.07163 | 59 | 51 | 4 | 4 |
2677 | What's the big deal? I just sneezed. | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
2678 | That was my third son. | 1.2034 | 0.05812 | 59 | 48 | 10 | 1 |
2679 | You promise you won’t tell the cops? | 1.2034 | 0.07163 | 59 | 51 | 4 | 4 |
2680 | I think I’m suffering from postspurt’em depression. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2681 | Is it Rorschach syndrome, Doc? | 1.2034 | 0.06743 | 59 | 50 | 6 | 3 |
2682 | Yes, I had an experimental phase in college. | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2683 | 'It's just a self portrait, I didn't know it would be so controversial.' | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2684 | 'Gesundheit...I think you're looking for Dr. FRED, down the hall." | 1.2034 | 0.06295 | 59 | 49 | 8 | 2 |
2685 | I see the bottle as half empty. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2686 | It was during my German Expressionism phase. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2687 | I'm seeing last night's dinner again. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2688 | It was one of those lost weekends I'd rather forget. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2689 | Yeah that also reminds me of my mom | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
2690 | Are you trying to blot my reputation? | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2691 | I better have that DNA swab. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2692 | I'm tired of spilling my guts to you only to have it shoved back in my face. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2693 | Looks like an early Pollock. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2694 | I see the bathroom sink after I cut myself shaving... | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2695 | I don't know what to say, Doc--I was a bottle baby. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2696 | Could we please move beyond basic black?? | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
2697 | So you think I’m skinny? | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2698 | a car accident | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2699 | I blew it and I know it | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
2700 | My cousin Fred. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2701 | Also vomit | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2702 | What does it mean to me? That I should have said no to that 5th drink last night. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2703 | Sorry. I get nervous on job interviews. | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2704 | This may sound weird, but I see a Quill . .somehow the Q is important . . .trying to put the kibosh on something in a Declaration .. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2705 | RICK!? | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2706 | A portrait of my oldest son. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2707 | That one was when I mixed too much craft beer and vintage wine during a comic con event. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2708 | Diminishment. Loss of self. Feeling less- then. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2709 | These days I feel unglued. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2710 | What I see is that people use me. Something over which I have absolutely no control. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2711 | Shhh it, happens!! | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2712 | Nope. It still looks like my Uncle Nick. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2713 | It is just too close for comfort. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2714 | You'll say I'm projecting but I see bad penmanship. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2715 | Mommy in the White House... | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2716 | As you can see, Mr. Blotswell, your wife has already signed the divorce papers. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2717 | There’s a blot of shame, obviously. | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2718 | She’s already shown me the pictures, Doc, and I know how it looks—but that is NOT my son! | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2719 | Well how would you feel if I showed you a picture of your spit? | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2720 | It's my birth certificate! | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2721 | Why does everything remind me of the inkcident | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
2722 | Why are you showing me all these ejaculations? | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2723 | That was my father after he was dropped | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
2724 | Bob, in third grade | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2725 | Absolutely not; it was the octopus. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2726 | I see two little squirts running. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2727 | I poured my heart out with this project. re LAST WEEK'S: I know it's late but just want to share: I guess being constantly on cloud nine does prevent hair loss. | 1.2027 | 0.06376 | 74 | 64 | 5 | 5 |
2728 | It isn't my ink that has ruined your blotter! | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2729 | Can we try something else? I’m spilling my guts out over here, doc. | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2730 | It looks like my hanky after I sneeze in it. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2731 | Oh my God! It's Uncle Frank! | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2732 | It reminds me of my childhood, when I was an innocent half-pint." | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2733 | All she left was this note. What do you think it means? | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2734 | Can I please have another tissue? | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2735 | I can explain that | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2736 | Um… Trigger Warning? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2737 | I always bottle up my true feelings. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2738 | Oh, no! Somebody killed my wife! | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2739 | Maybe you are asking the wrong question? | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2740 | If you wanted to be in my guts you could have just asked | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2741 | You are torturing me. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2742 | My children, my children's children. It all ends the same. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2743 | Sorry, I couldn't reach the rest room in time. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2744 | It looks like my mother. | 1.2000 | 0.06638 | 60 | 51 | 6 | 3 |
2745 | Are you sure that's appropriate? | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2746 | I didn't do it! I swear! | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2747 | I see my inner self. Again. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2748 | No autographs. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2749 | How can you tell me my death is like a butterfly? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
2750 | My son, I can never understand what he's trying to say. | 1.2000 | 0.06030 | 55 | 45 | 9 | 1 |
2751 | My future. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2752 | It looks like I poured too much out and now have nothing left for myself. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2753 | I don't know, Doc. I've just kept it bottled up for so long. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2754 | I told you in our first session: my children are not to be discussed. | 1.2000 | 0.06651 | 65 | 56 | 5 | 4 |
2755 | My piss? | 1.2000 | 0.06999 | 50 | 42 | 6 | 2 |
2756 | Gasp..."Mom!" | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2757 | Doc, a single drop of blood can make a huge difference | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
2758 | I drank a little too much | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2759 | Mummy… | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
2760 | Describing an image in a therapy session | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2761 | I have an inkling your not telling me something. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2762 | I’m not ready to talk about that yet. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2763 | You must be obsessed with pornography. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2764 | Would you say this is premature or delayed? | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2765 | That’s my signature. | 1.2000 | 0.06999 | 50 | 42 | 6 | 2 |
2766 | And that's my Aunt Suzi. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2767 | So you're saying this is about my mother... | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2768 | This is my creative expression of Agh. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2769 | This is what I see every day when I go to the bathroom. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2770 | MY SON IS A SEINFELD EPISODE! | 1.2000 | 0.06030 | 55 | 45 | 9 | 1 |
2771 | What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2772 | Palendrome, same as the last ten you showed me... | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2773 | To me it looks like a slow and painful death. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2774 | Rorschach Test, hell, I see an ink blotter! | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2775 | It's not you,it's me. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2776 | I've been feeling really blotto for the last couple weeks. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2777 | Indeed, a stain on my good name. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2778 | I just spill it. What's to interpret? | 1.2000 | 0.06030 | 55 | 45 | 9 | 1 |
2779 | I’m not sure what my wife sees in these sessions. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2780 | two fighting quill pens - blood everywhere | 1.2000 | 0.06305 | 70 | 60 | 6 | 4 |
2781 | You got me. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2782 | "That was nothing more than a little indigestion." | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2783 | My life seems to be one test after another. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2784 | I see my cousin Vinny, the trapeze artist | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2785 | Mummy, again! | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2786 | I did it. | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2787 | I feel like I'm invisible. | 1.2000 | 0.06305 | 70 | 60 | 6 | 4 |
2788 | Yes. Mommy issues. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2789 | Armageddon. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2790 | That's a forgery! OR: That's not my handwriting! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2791 | I squirt when I cry | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2792 | Rorschach, don't test me. | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2793 | It was my first period. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2794 | A black kettle. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2795 | That's my fear of heights. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2796 | That looks like my first born. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
2797 | My nephew, Billy... | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2798 | I think that actually is my mother. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2799 | Okay, okay…I make mistakes. Are you trying to force me to take responsibility for my spills? | 1.2000 | 0.06999 | 50 | 42 | 6 | 2 |
2800 | That actually was yesterday's lunch" | 1.2000 | 0.07521 | 55 | 48 | 3 | 4 |
2801 | Sorry, I was completely blotto when I made that. | 1.2000 | 0.06638 | 60 | 51 | 6 | 3 |
2802 | Could we do one that's not my mother? | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2803 | A bit of myself actually. | 1.2000 | 0.05208 | 60 | 48 | 12 | 0 |
2804 | I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege and respectfully decline to answer your question. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2805 | Was that your attempt at drawing the Kool Aid Man? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2806 | Masturbation | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2807 | I'm a dripper,not blotcher. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2808 | I want her back. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2809 | I can’t come up with anything off the top of my head. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2810 | Yes,that’s me & my pet spider Inky Dinky. | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2811 | It's saying, "Everything sucks." | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2812 | How does spilling my guts improve my condition? | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2813 | this is where I lost my mind | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2814 | Are you positive the paternity test was valid… | 1.2000 | 0.06305 | 70 | 60 | 6 | 4 |
2815 | I see my cap has been leaking again. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2816 | Now that’s just inappropriate | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2817 | I feel violated | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2818 | Am I a joke to you? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2819 | Uh, I don’t know….sneeze? | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2820 | I’m not a Shrink, you are! | 1.2000 | 0.06565 | 55 | 46 | 7 | 2 |
2821 | Kleenex | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2822 | Why is it always about mothers with you guys? | 1.2000 | 0.05724 | 60 | 49 | 10 | 1 |
2823 | I don't know how to inkterpret this. | 1.2000 | 0.06198 | 60 | 50 | 8 | 2 |
2824 | Stealing my best work again! | 1.1978 |