Contest #820 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-09-25T21:19:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-10-09T21:21:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-10-03T21:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	October 10, 2022
Number of captions	6473
Number of responses	566410
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	You've got it upside down.	1.8238	0.01710	2293	1006	685	602
1	Am I a narcissist if I tell you I see myself in every one of these?	1.8133	0.01850	1896	825	600	471
2	You are holding it upside down.	1.8083	0.01840	1925	847	600	478
3	Who leaked that?	1.7876	0.02238	1262	561	408	293
4	It's the only blot on my resume.	1.7803	0.01993	1552	686	521	345
5	I haven't an inkling.	1.7780	0.01605	2518	1158	761	599
6	You told me not to keep things bottled up.	1.7765	0.01577	2412	1053	845	514
7	Looks like the day I got released from the pen.	1.7652	0.01642	2449	1163	698	588
8	Story of my life.	1.7600	0.01969	1504	662	541	301
9	I can’t keep coming to therapy every week and spilling my guts like this!	1.7553	0.02029	1467	666	494	307
10	I sneezed, it means nothing.	1.7393	0.01980	1561	734	500	327
11	That's Uncle Louie right after he escaped from the pen.	1.7229	0.02067	1483	732	430	321
12	I ink; therefore, I am	1.7210	0.02674	878	432	259	187
13	Funny, I see so much of myself in this one.	1.7206	0.01827	1643	744	614	285
14	I definitely see a lot of me in there.	1.7153	0.01860	1563	708	592	263
15	Yes, I know her.	1.6989	0.02558	900	441	289	170
16	That's Hermann Rorschach, of course! I made him what he is.	1.6963	0.02064	1406	699	435	272
17	It looks like my MRI.	1.6827	0.02267	1453	846	222	385
18	That's an offensively stereotypical representation of my people.	1.6802	0.02055	1357	675	441	241
19	It makes me feel empty.	1.6760	0.02029	1318	640	465	213
20	I"ll never forget the day my father escaped from the pen.	1.6753	0.02109	1306	660	410	236
21	Why do you have my baby pictures?	1.6732	0.02216	1172	591	373	208
22	I was young. I needed the money.	1.6732	0.04359	306	155	96	55
23	I tend to blot these things out.	1.6700	0.02877	691	349	221	121
24	I’ve kept my emotions bottled up.	1.6695	0.02106	1192	577	432	183
25	It takes a lot out of me to do these tests "	1.6692	0.02099	1188	572	437	179
26	It reminds me of all those years I spent in the pen.	1.6690	0.02567	1021	568	223	230
27	You have shown me more of myself than any therapist I've ever had.	1.6661	0.02252	1117	565	360	192
28	Siggy, it's not a cry for help.For the 100th time, sometimes a spill is just a spill.	1.6646	0.02224	1115	557	375	183
29	To be honest, I see a little piece of myself	1.6636	0.02242	1079	535	372	172
30	How the hell should I know? I don’t even know I how I got up on this chair.	1.6623	0.02364	1078	568	306	204
31	Whenever I open up, this is what happens.	1.6604	0.02557	901	470	267	164
32	I hope that’s not how others see me	1.6601	0.02174	1059	506	407	146
33	She looks familiar ... but, they all do.	1.6577	0.02366	970	486	330	154
34	You're right--all of these make me think of my mother.	1.6566	0.02457	891	445	307	139
35	Once again, I see myself.	1.6532	0.02672	744	371	260	113
36	It feels good to finally get that out.	1.6510	0.02465	937	487	290	160
37	You say Rorschach, I say gesundheit.	1.6489	0.03181	601	325	162	114
38	Please. Let's not discuss my mother.	1.6436	0.02650	825	438	243	144
39	I didn't come here to have you show me dirty pictures.	1.6426	0.03285	540	288	157	95
40	What is this, Dr. Rorschach? Some kind of test?	1.6423	0.02636	833	443	245	145
41	To be honest, they all remind me of my mother.	1.6379	0.02878	707	381	201	125
42	I was young and needed the work.	1.6362	0.02759	778	423	215	140
43	Okay, so I have some anger issues!	1.6354	0.02659	779	408	247	124
44	It was just a sneeze. Dont overanalyze it.	1.6350	0.02652	811	433	241	137
45	They all look the same to me.	1.6341	0.02730	738	387	234	117
46	This is a trick question, isn't it?	1.6322	0.02711	745	391	237	117
47	It just leaves me feeling a little empty	1.6289	0.03274	477	243	168	66
48	Sorry. I get excited when I see a piece of paper.	1.6287	0.02972	649	351	188	110
49	Doc, I told you I find Rorschach's work offensive and highly subjective...	1.6286	0.02810	692	365	219	108
50	I swear, I read it for the articles.	1.6271	0.02943	700	391	179	130
51	I don’t like your toner.	1.6268	0.02984	694	392	169	133
52	That's exactly what I have bottled up inside me	1.6263	0.02860	693	374	204	115
53	Me, off my meds.	1.6250	0.02789	704	374	220	110
54	Swear to God, it was like that when I came in.	1.6221	0.02966	643	349	188	106
55	What can I say, Doc? I see myself in all of these.	1.6216	0.02947	666	366	186	114
56	I see a little bit of myself in this one.	1.6193	0.02774	696	369	223	104
57	I'm paying you two hundred bucks an hour, and you're holding my self-portrait upside down.	1.6169	0.03151	603	340	154	109
58	I dont want to talk about my mother any more.	1.6145	0.03006	620	339	181	100
59	Sorry, it's allergy season	1.6116	0.02921	605	319	202	84
60	Again, the Fifth.	1.6080	0.03181	574	323	153	98
61	It’s not that black and white.	1.6064	0.02971	559	291	197	71
62	I didn’t get any royalties for that one, either.	1.6063	0.03113	541	290	174	77
63	That one I made when I was young and happy.	1.6054	0.02947	560	290	201	69
64	That looks like last Saturday night. I got completely blotto.	1.6040	0.03475	452	248	135	69
65	Never seen her before but she looks hot.	1.6033	0.03278	547	312	140	95
66	That was a crazy night.	1.6030	0.03068	539	286	181	72
67	This explains why I feel so empty	1.6020	0.03323	505	281	144	80
68	It's my mother. No, wait, my father. No, definitely my mother. Ooh, a butterfly!	1.6000	0.03374	500	282	136	82
69	Where'd you get that naked picture of me?	1.5996	0.03295	522	294	143	85
70	I see a lot of myself in this one.	1.5989	0.03117	546	298	169	79
71	In my defense you were out of the room for a long time.	1.5988	0.03244	521	289	152	80
72	You can't blame me now for something I posted when I was young and stupid.	1.5977	0.03195	512	278	162	72
73	I see a mess everyone's going to blame me for.	1.5973	0.03280	514	287	147	80
74	Again with my parents?	1.5968	0.03297	506	282	146	78
75	I'm not sure. But it speaks to something inside me...	1.5965	0.03203	508	276	161	71
76	It’s me when I was carefree, before I got all bottled up!	1.5945	0.03511	476	275	119	82
77	This one’s too personal.	1.5903	0.03306	476	261	149	66
78	I always spill my guts to you, Doc.	1.5899	0.03309	473	259	149	65
79	Yes, of course it reminds me of my mother!	1.5894	0.03387	492	281	132	79
80	I don't have an inkling.	1.5884	0.03534	464	269	117	78
81	I’m sorry, I blew my top.	1.5866	0.03357	462	255	143	64
82	Where did you get that picture? That's my grandmother.	1.5855	0.03420	456	255	135	66
83	My father is in the pen and I don’t know how long the sentence will be.	1.5848	0.03653	460	276	99	85
84	I feel like a tiny part of me is missing.	1.5789	0.03355	437	238	145	54
85	I know exactly what it means - but I don't think you can handle the truth.	1.5788	0.03601	425	244	116	65
86	Did I do that?	1.5785	0.03479	427	238	131	58
87	Ah yes, the incident…	1.5780	0.03424	436	242	136	58
88	I remember that journal entry; it was a bad day.	1.5752	0.03510	412	229	129	54
89	One of my earliest works.	1.5735	0.03451	408	223	136	49
90	Can you believe that's how he broke up with me?? Not even an email.	1.5735	0.03687	408	237	108	63
91	Are you asking me to ink outside the box?	1.5721	0.03664	402	231	112	59
92	I prefer to think outside the blot.	1.5717	0.03528	453	266	115	72
93	No! I'm through spilling my guts to you.	1.5711	0.03568	401	225	123	53
94	Sometimes a blot it’s just a blot.	1.5685	0.03653	394	225	114	55
95	Not an inkling.	1.5684	0.03689	424	253	101	70
96	Two guys in lederhosen arguing over the price of a 1953 Buick.	1.5661	0.04007	378	232	78	68
97	What’s with all the dirty pictures, Doc?	1.5657	0.03428	449	258	128	63
98	Hey,I know that guy!	1.5650	0.03818	377	221	99	57
99	Honestly? It reminds me of my mother.	1.5648	0.03838	386	230	94	62
100	That's a blot from years ago. I was in a bad place then.	1.5610	0.03580	410	237	116	57
101	It doesn’t just look like my mom, it is my mom.	1.5607	0.03634	387	221	115	51
102	My life is a mess.	1.5599	0.03867	334	189	103	42
103	My baby picture.	1.5587	0.03690	392	229	107	56
104	Don't ask me I just make 'em.	1.5583	0.03862	360	211	97	52
105	Let’s leave my mother out of this.	1.5582	0.03813	378	224	97	57
106	I got a little excited, that's all.	1.5578	0.03630	398	231	112	55
107	I cut myself shaving?	1.5577	0.03849	364	214	97	53
108	Does that mean I’m pregnant?	1.5568	0.03930	352	208	92	52
109	It's a selfie.	1.5564	0.03863	381	230	90	61
110	Doc, all I see is a medical emergency.	1.5559	0.03957	349	207	90	52
111	I feel drained.	1.5556	0.03836	324	181	106	37
112	I see my inner self.	1.5538	0.03759	390	233	98	59
113	I'd say it looks like my father, but he was more the "disappearing" type.	1.5534	0.03689	356	201	113	42
114	I swear, it was just a Freudian slip.	1.5519	0.03935	337	197	94	46
115	You can’t put me in the pen for this! Who knows how long my sentence will be.	1.5515	0.04069	359	223	74	62
116	I spill my guts out to you and you shove it in my face?	1.5511	0.03769	372	219	101	52
117	I suppose that means I’m the father, huh?	1.5503	0.03942	358	216	87	55
118	I don't think I'm ready to look at my past quite yet	1.5498	0.03826	331	188	104	39
119	Oh my God! That’s my mother!	1.5497	0.03825	342	197	102	43
120	I'll never understand what people see in me.	1.5480	0.03823	323	182	105	36
121	I just couldn’t hold it any longer.	1.5452	0.04111	321	193	81	47
122	It's like you can see inside of me, Doc.	1.5429	0.03774	326	184	107	35
123	A ballpoint pen could not do that!	1.5419	0.03863	310	175	102	33
124	Aunt Gertrude. I'd recognize her anywhere.	1.5417	0.03845	312	176	103	33
125	I make ‘em, I don’t explain ‘em.	1.5415	0.04085	349	218	73	58
126	I see YOUR parents having sex! How do YOU like it??	1.5411	0.04040	316	187	87	42
127	Alas poor Rorschach,I knew his well.	1.5409	0.03811	379	231	91	57
128	My first love! No, wait...my first mistake.	1.5385	0.03846	312	177	102	33
129	What do you mean, “What does it look like?” As I said it looks like someone dropped a big splotch of ink on a piece of paper, then folded the paper. What is it supposed to look like?	1.5385	0.04268	299	182	73	44
130	No offense, Doc, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot.	1.5375	0.04308	307	191	67	49
131	A bunny rabbit, drowning in my ink.	1.5369	0.03742	393	241	93	59
132	I just feel like we've hit a wall.	1.5350	0.04011	314	186	88	40
133	My mother…again. They all remind me of her!	1.5345	0.04233	290	174	77	39
134	I see incontinence.	1.5344	0.04124	320	196	77	47
135	Sorry, you were all out of toilet paper.	1.5310	0.04317	290	178	70	42
136	Tell you about my mother? That IS my mother.	1.5278	0.04112	288	170	84	34
137	Don’t judge me, we all did weird things during lockdown	1.5274	0.03893	292	166	98	28
138	ACHOO!	1.5273	0.04193	311	193	72	46
139	Selfie	1.5233	0.04234	300	186	71	43
140	Is this a test?	1.5230	0.04286	283	173	72	38
141	Just because I see myself doesn’t make me narcissistic.”	1.5228	0.04175	285	171	79	35
142	I poured too much of myself into it.	1.5223	0.04139	291	175	80	36
143	It means I sneezed	1.5209	0.04437	263	161	67	35
144	Wait - that was a test? - I just sneezed into a tissue!	1.5208	0.04143	288	173	80	35
145	I'm sorry, I couldn't contain myself.	1.5194	0.04569	258	161	60	37
146	OMG! Is that my cousin Fred?	1.5194	0.04435	258	157	68	33
147	Mother? Is that you?	1.5192	0.04375	260	157	71	32
148	I'm trying to blot that one out.	1.5172	0.04093	290	174	82	34
149	Trump?	1.5169	0.04859	236	150	50	36
150	Nope, that’s not me. I tend to keep my emotions bottled up.	1.5164	0.04114	304	187	77	40
151	It was a Freudian slip!	1.5155	0.04297	258	154	75	29
152	Leave my mother out of this.	1.5146	0.04333	274	169	69	36
153	I was told to not keep it all bottled up inside.	1.5143	0.04015	280	164	88	28
154	What I see is the old me - before things got bottled up.	1.5140	0.04282	286	178	69	39
155	It's either two dogs chasing a cat or my Aunt Thelma.	1.5138	0.04571	253	158	60	35
156	I see the darkest parts of myself and it scares me.	1.5136	0.04130	257	149	84	24
157	That’s the last thing my Dad did before he dried up.	1.5132	0.04167	304	190	72	42
158	Where did you find my baby picture?	1.5128	0.04283	273	167	72	34
159	Really? Inkblots? $200 an hour and you want to show ME inkblots?	1.5118	0.04242	297	187	68	42
160	I really put myself into it.	1.5097	0.04107	259	151	84	24
161	That's how I feel on the inside.	1.5075	0.04772	199	118	61	20
162	Did you give this same test to the White Out guy?	1.5058	0.04686	259	169	49	41
163	An ugly man with a scar... holding an ink blot.	1.5038	0.04679	264	174	47	43
164	Enough with the family photos.	1.5019	0.04373	263	164	66	33
165	I told my kids that a handwritten note is much more personal than a text message …. and this is what I get.	1.5000	0.04662	226	140	59	27
166	I couldn’t keep it bottled up anymore.	1.5000	0.04294	264	163	70	31
167	How does this picture make you feel?" -"Empty	1.4978	0.04787	231	148	51	32
168	I begged him not to jump	1.4977	0.04653	221	136	60	25
169	Sorry about that, I have a cold.	1.4964	0.04112	274	167	78	29
170	Why do you have naked pictures of me?	1.4960	0.04642	248	160	53	35
171	Hey, you try signing autographs with no arms!	1.4959	0.04490	246	154	62	30
172	I have no inkling.	1.4938	0.04340	243	148	70	25
173	Is it weird that they all look like my mother?	1.4935	0.04545	231	143	62	26
174	I know. I had a messy childhood.	1.4933	0.04489	223	135	66	22
175	That's a Diaper, probably early morning.	1.4930	0.04828	213	134	53	26
176	I don’t just see my mother. That is my mother.	1.4929	0.05867	140	87	37	16
177	''That's a picture of Mr. Rorschach my high school art teacher''.	1.4915	0.04929	234	156	41	37
178	I honestly don't have an inkling.	1.4907	0.04718	214	133	57	24
179	You see, I’ve had some trouble lately controlling my blotter.	1.4896	0.04993	241	165	34	42
180	That's me, listening to Trump talk.	1.4882	0.05176	211	141	37	33
181	I guess I was blotto that night	1.4857	0.04784	210	132	54	24
182	I suppose I see myself in it.	1.4856	0.04770	208	130	55	23
183	This is proof that the laxative is working.	1.4856	0.04961	208	134	47	27
184	Does anybody remember me for the Magna Carta or the Declaration of Independence? No, it's this!	1.4839	0.05064	217	145	39	33
185	It was an accident, don't read into it.	1.4828	0.04570	232	147	58	27
186	I told him not to ink and drive	1.4826	0.04681	230	148	53	29
187	It's not ego. I really see myself in all of them.	1.4826	0.04600	230	146	57	27
188	Stop reminding me of my mistakes.	1.4820	0.04723	222	142	53	27
189	Is this a trick question?	1.4817	0.04653	218	137	57	24
190	You realize I actually MADE that test….I know exactly what it’s supposed to be!	1.4813	0.05076	214	143	39	32
191	I’m the medium, not the message.	1.4810	0.04538	237	151	58	28
192	I don’t identify as that color anymore.	1.4804	0.04937	204	131	48	25
193	I'm not sure, but I do see a lot of myself in it.	1.4802	0.04299	252	158	67	27
194	I really don't want to talk about my mother again.	1.4793	0.04337	217	130	70	17
195	I’ve been keeping it bottled up inside for far too long.	1.4793	0.04668	217	137	56	24
196	I see a little of myself in that.	1.4778	0.04804	203	128	53	22
197	In a very real sense there’s some of me in that picture!	1.4775	0.04455	222	137	64	21
198	Actually, this one makes me think of ketchup.	1.4774	0.05275	199	134	35	30
199	That was one of my early works.	1.4770	0.04268	239	147	70	22
200	I did that when I was young and needed money!	1.4767	0.05199	193	127	40	26
201	Same. My mother.	1.4762	0.04877	210	136	48	26
202	Here we have another example of the ink blot calling the Rorschach black.	1.4747	0.04733	198	123	56	19
203	I think I can see my inner self.	1.4747	0.04336	217	131	69	17
204	My son!	1.4729	0.04700	203	127	56	20
205	Nobody under 70 even knows what I am.	1.4726	0.05137	201	134	39	28
206	That's the closest I'll get to spilling my guts.	1.4724	0.04715	199	124	56	19
207	For the tenth time, a sneeze!	1.4721	0.04752	233	155	46	32
208	It looks like my mother. What's your point?	1.4696	0.04759	230	153	46	31
209	I see myself,as a little squirt.	1.4689	0.04749	209	134	52	23
210	I apologize for my outburst	1.4684	0.04987	190	122	47	21
211	That’s my oldest, Spot.	1.4680	0.04952	203	133	45	25
212	I sneezed. Don’t read anything into it.	1.4677	0.05179	186	122	41	23
213	They’re all blotting against me.	1.4675	0.04703	231	153	48	30
214	Do I have to look at the crime scene photos?	1.4667	0.05008	180	114	48	18
215	I had a lot of anger bottled up.	1.4663	0.04909	208	137	45	26
216	That looks like how I feel on the inside.	1.4663	0.04929	193	124	48	21
217	That was from my black days in India	1.4660	0.04750	206	132	52	22
218	I tend to see myself in all of them.	1.4658	0.04455	234	150	59	25
219	Is it weird that all of these remind me of my mother?	1.4656	0.05006	189	122	46	21
220	I can tell you from personal experience, it doesn’t actually mean anything.	1.4655	0.04727	232	155	46	31
221	I feel empty inside	1.4652	0.04988	187	120	47	20
222	So, I blew my top.	1.4643	0.05185	196	132	37	27
223	That is the last message I got from my Mother and then she dried up and went away.	1.4641	0.04734	181	111	56	14
224	Hello darkness, my old friend.	1.4636	0.04617	220	142	54	24
225	It's like you can read my mind.	1.4633	0.04693	218	142	51	25
226	Mother again. (Sigh) it always comes back to that, doesn't it?	1.4627	0.04886	201	131	47	23
227	You were the one who told me to spill my guts.	1.4619	0.04701	223	147	49	27
228	Well, you said you wanted me to open up.	1.4615	0.04714	208	134	52	22
229	I see a tortured metaphor.	1.4599	0.05043	187	122	44	21
230	Yes, that's my work.	1.4599	0.04688	187	116	56	15
231	I'm suing for royalties.	1.4598	0.04655	174	105	58	11
232	I've told you already, all I see is myself.	1.4593	0.04903	172	107	51	14
233	I put my life's blood into that piece!	1.4586	0.05046	181	117	45	19
234	This is me after I spill my guts to you.	1.4567	0.04613	208	133	55	20
235	That's Cousin Sal. He's the black sheep of the family.	1.4561	0.05515	171	116	32	23
236	You're really making me spill my guts.	1.4551	0.05168	178	117	41	20
237	I’ve kept it bottled up for years…	1.4550	0.04852	211	141	44	26
238	I spill my guts to you, and you're asking ME what it means?	1.4545	0.05572	176	122	28	26
239	But Doc, that really IS a picture of my mother.	1.4541	0.04922	196	129	45	22
240	I never saw her before.	1.4541	0.04963	185	120	46	19
241	South Carolina’s 6th Congressional District.	1.4540	0.05308	163	106	40	17
242	That’s my aunt India at her graduation	1.4540	0.05308	163	106	40	17
243	It's like staring into my soul. It's also kind of a like a frog.	1.4523	0.04653	199	127	54	18
244	Not EVERYTHING is about my mother.	1.4521	0.04846	188	121	49	18
245	Don't bring my mother into this.	1.4521	0.05076	188	125	41	22
246	Seriously ? I just fell one day and you make a science of it.	1.4518	0.04574	197	124	57	16
247	You really don't see a nude descending a staircase?	1.4514	0.05356	175	118	35	22
248	I swear it was consensual.	1.4514	0.04840	175	110	51	14
249	It's not my best work but psychiatrists seem to like it.	1.4513	0.04885	195	128	46	21
250	All I see is my wasted potential.	1.4511	0.05215	184	124	37	23
251	Sometimes a sneeze is just a sneeze.	1.4511	0.05099	184	122	41	21
252	Must I relive all my mistakes?	1.4510	0.04623	204	131	54	19
253	It's Mother. It's always Mother.	1.4509	0.05339	173	116	36	21
254	Yes, that was my mother. She gave her life for science.	1.4486	0.04841	185	119	49	17
255	Okay, okay. It was me. I did it.	1.4483	0.05059	174	113	44	17
256	It was a foolish thing to do, I know. But I was young and I needed the money.	1.4477	0.05486	172	118	31	23
257	I might have been projecting.	1.4472	0.05704	161	111	28	22
258	I think Im a narcissist, all I see is myself...	1.4469	0.04892	179	115	48	16
259	Me spilling my guts.	1.4465	0.05618	159	108	31	20
260	Honestly, I prefer my post-Impressionism stuff but the abstract sells	1.4462	0.04936	195	130	43	22
261	Back then I was just a squirt.	1.4457	0.05096	184	123	40	21
262	That's exactly how I feel inside.	1.4451	0.04770	182	116	51	15
263	I hate looking at pictures of myself.	1.4449	0.04674	227	154	45	28
264	So what if I blot. Is that a crime now?	1.4444	0.05181	162	105	42	15
265	He’s not my kid! He doesn’t look anything like me!	1.4436	0.06170	133	91	25	17
266	I won't be coming back Doctor Rorschach, I always feel so empty after these sessions."	1.4431	0.05139	167	109	42	16
267	I was such a cute baby.	1.4424	0.05183	165	108	41	16
268	It’s a sneeze.	1.4423	0.05475	156	104	35	17
269	I see Bic pens.	1.4423	0.05083	156	99	45	12
270	You can't expect me to associate that with anything. You're holding it upside down.	1.4421	0.05140	190	130	36	24
271	I came here for help, not for butthole porn.	1.4420	0.05216	181	123	36	22
272	Never liked that photo of myself.	1.4416	0.05211	154	99	42	13
273	It reminds me of the mistakes I've made.	1.4416	0.05129	154	98	44	12
274	Doc,you're holding that upside down.	1.4415	0.05013	188	126	41	21
275	At least he died doing what he loved.’	1.4410	0.05126	161	104	43	14
276	That's my early, interpretive work.	1.4404	0.05025	193	131	39	23
277	I think I see a little bit of myself in that one.	1.4395	0.05218	157	102	41	14
278	It's a fake!	1.4393	0.05007	173	113	44	16
279	And that one is my Uncle Albert, God rest his soul.	1.4389	0.05176	180	122	37	21
280	You say splat. I say shat.	1.4387	0.05499	155	104	34	17
281	Yes, yes, that's yet another of my self-portraits.	1.4375	0.04991	160	102	46	12
282	That's my cousin Dot. Everyone knows she's a scatterbrain.	1.4368	0.04858	190	126	45	19
283	I wish I could erase my past but I'm indelible.	1.4367	0.05567	158	108	31	19
284	What is this... some kind of a test?	1.4365	0.04783	181	117	49	15
285	It just makes me feel empty.	1.4365	0.05033	181	121	41	19
286	Oh my god, it's mom!	1.4364	0.05457	165	113	32	20
287	Sometimes a blotch is just a blotch.	1.4358	0.05196	179	122	36	21
288	I see my life dwindling away, shoved to the back of some closet next to old Sharpie pens and pile of empty manila envelopes marked "Top Secret".	1.4348	0.04663	184	118	52	14
289	I can't help it -- I always throw up when I see a picture of Donald Trump.	1.4333	0.06014	150	107	21	22
290	No that’s my sister on the left.	1.4333	0.05386	150	99	37	14
291	I see a lot of myself in that	1.4332	0.04793	187	123	47	17
292	A little piece of me died on that page	1.4327	0.05625	171	122	24	25
293	That is my signature. What did you expect, cursive?	1.4320	0.05290	169	115	35	19
294	Well, I had a little "accident"	1.4317	0.04867	183	121	45	17
295	Okay. Not my best work,but I needed the money.	1.4309	0.04891	188	126	43	19
296	I'd be happy to autograph it.	1.4305	0.05831	151	106	25	20
297	Omg,what was I thinking?	1.4304	0.04782	158	99	50	9
298	That's my father. He abandoned us for a career in the arts.	1.4295	0.05688	156	109	27	20
299	Let's see...now, on this one, I see my cousin, Paul, who had that unfortunate faulty parachute incident.	1.4295	0.05540	156	107	31	18
300	Uncle Billy.	1.4294	0.05331	170	117	33	20
301	That's exactly how I feel on the inside.	1.4293	0.04659	184	119	51	14
302	Old, bald, ugly guy in a suit.	1.4286	0.05573	168	119	26	23
303	I'm suffering from writer's blot.	1.4286	0.05872	147	103	25	19
304	You had to bring up the past, didn’t you ?	1.4278	0.05047	180	122	39	19
305	I was new in town and alone and needed the money.	1.4277	0.05533	159	110	30	19
306	I see a leaky fountain pen.	1.4276	0.05933	145	102	24	19
307	What do you mean, 'What does it mean?' That's my uncle!	1.4276	0.05427	145	96	36	13
308	Gotta be my Uncle Mike, Doc.	1.4276	0.05427	145	96	36	13
309	Try harder. Give me something original.	1.4276	0.05061	145	92	44	9
310	No, sorry, it’s nobody I recognize!	1.4269	0.05241	171	117	35	19
311	That's actually my tissue after I sneezed.	1.4269	0.05241	171	117	35	19
312	This one reminds me of my ex-wife, India.	1.4269	0.05175	171	116	37	18
313	Ah, Ah . . CHOO!	1.4266	0.05828	143	99	27	17
314	I can definitely see myself in that.	1.4246	0.04939	179	120	42	17
315	Please don’t use that tone with me.	1.4241	0.05700	158	112	25	21
316	Kinda insensitive to show me my dead cousin and ask me what I see.	1.4224	0.05406	161	111	32	18
317	You recorded me spilling my guts?	1.4224	0.05548	161	113	28	20
318	I'm an inanimate object. Don't you think you're the one with the problem?	1.4211	0.05485	152	104	32	16
319	...And that's Sally, my youngest.	1.4204	0.05356	157	107	34	16
320	Do you always extract this much from your patients?	1.4201	0.04864	169	111	45	13
321	I didn’t know I had it in me	1.4201	0.05347	169	118	31	20
322	That's the stuff I've been holding in for so long...	1.4200	0.05618	150	104	29	17
323	It's either my soul, or my splattered dreams.	1.4200	0.05290	150	100	37	13
324	I really do see my mother in all of them.	1.4199	0.05258	181	128	30	23
325	I see the inner me.	1.4194	0.05003	155	101	43	11
326	You’re just gonna say I’m projecting.	1.4190	0.05060	179	123	37	19
327	I guess I see a bit of myself in that one too	1.4177	0.05404	158	109	32	17
328	I called that one 'Pastoral Scene with Poplars.' The original hangs in the Museum of Modern Art.	1.4176	0.04769	170	111	47	12
329	Yup, it's still all about me.	1.4172	0.05091	151	99	41	11
330	I took your advice, to spill my guts.	1.4172	0.05281	163	112	34	17
331	Some may see it as desperate search for meaning in a world gone mad. To me, it's just selfie on a bad hair day.	1.4171	0.05143	175	121	35	19
332	I think it means I nodded off at my desk.	1.4167	0.05300	156	106	35	15
333	I see lost opportunity.	1.4162	0.04851	173	115	44	14
334	My blue period.	1.4161	0.05828	137	95	27	15
335	Am I a narcissist? They all look like me.	1.4161	0.05246	137	89	39	9
336	I spilled my guts to you.	1.4156	0.05105	154	102	40	12
337	I just don't understand ... Jackson Pollock does it and makes millions.	1.4152	0.05164	171	118	35	18
338	I think I see my mother.	1.4150	0.05001	147	95	43	9
339	My five-year-old could have done that.	1.4150	0.05447	147	100	33	14
340	A trigger warning might have been nice.	1.4126	0.05465	143	97	33	13
341	I see my mother before she dried out.	1.4126	0.05375	143	96	35	12
342	I didn’t say I hated my mother, I said that IS my mother.	1.4110	0.05805	146	104	24	18
343	You asked me to spill my guts in here	1.4110	0.05294	146	98	36	12
344	I just create them. I don't explain them.	1.4109	0.05989	129	90	25	14
345	Ohhhh Yes…..Swipe Right!!	1.4103	0.05371	156	108	32	16
346	I see more of myself in this one.	1.4101	0.05287	139	92	37	10
347	I've kept that all bottled up.	1.4097	0.06028	144	105	19	20
348	My bottled up emotions	1.4097	0.05435	144	98	33	13
349	Sorry, I'm spotting	1.4094	0.06057	127	89	24	14
350	You're the one with the dirty pictures.	1.4088	0.05369	159	111	31	17
351	That's an inkblot.	1.4088	0.05911	137	97	24	16
352	I don’t know if that’s the guy who mugged me. I was pretty blotto that night.	1.4088	0.05911	137	97	24	16
353	I'm pregnant?	1.4085	0.05389	164	116	29	19
354	I spilled my guts and now you want me to analyze it?	1.4082	0.05440	147	101	32	14
355	What can I say — I was young and enamored with Pollock.	1.4079	0.05143	152	102	38	12
356	Haven't we talked enough about my mother?	1.4079	0.04971	152	100	42	10
357	That's from my drinking days when I was blotto all the time.	1.4067	0.05762	150	108	23	19
358	Please…don’t put me back in the pen.	1.4065	0.06200	123	87	22	14
359	I was really drunk when I sent that.	1.4065	0.05545	155	110	27	18
360	I can see a bit of myself in each image.	1.4062	0.05136	128	82	40	6
361	My memory is a little spotty.	1.4062	0.05594	128	86	32	10
362	January 6, 2021.	1.4060	0.05652	133	91	30	12
363	Never saw that guy before in my life	1.4058	0.05785	138	97	26	15
364	I see… Carter’s 2201, Onyx black, medium gloss, low viscosity, archival quality.	1.4056	0.05722	143	101	26	16
365	My incontinence issues.	1.4051	0.05161	158	108	36	14
366	He was part of a wonderful group, the Ink Spots.	1.4051	0.05239	158	109	34	15
367	I barely recognize myself. I wish I were toner.	1.4046	0.05814	131	91	27	13
368	That's me wetting the bed....	1.4046	0.06109	131	94	21	16
369	I’ve never been good at introspection.	1.4044	0.05657	136	94	29	13
370	I took your advice and started keeping a journal.	1.4041	0.05286	146	99	35	12
371	Sorry, I got a little excited...	1.4038	0.05440	156	110	29	17
372	I hate the way I look in pictures.	1.4029	0.05659	139	97	28	14
373	They all remind me of my childhood.	1.4029	0.05178	139	92	38	9
374	Nope. Never saw her before.	1.4027	0.05628	149	106	26	17
375	My masterpiece. I call it memory and perception.	1.4025	0.04647	159	103	48	8
376	Yes! Yes! I confess! It was I who tricked your entire profession into centuries of ridiculous assumptions!	1.4015	0.05811	137	97	25	15
377	Never saw him before	1.4014	0.05432	147	102	31	14
378	I see something dark inside me.	1.4000	0.05680	125	85	30	10
379	Oh good! You already received my portfolio for this job interview.	1.4000	0.05306	155	108	32	15
380	But I poured my guts into that manuscript!	1.4000	0.05396	145	100	32	13
381	This feels like a test.	1.3988	0.04964	163	111	39	13
382	Thats my cousin on my mother's side	1.3986	0.05732	148	107	23	18
383	Does everything have to be about my mother?	1.3986	0.05357	143	98	33	12
384	I see my careless youth, the wreckage of spilled secrets and upended dreams. Either that or a crab.	1.3984	0.05584	128	87	31	10
385	Take it away please! The sight of ink makes me queasy.	1.3983	0.05914	118	81	27	10
386	I see Trump's dining room wall.	1.3978	0.04957	186	132	34	20
387	Rorschach, you are one sick bastard.	1.3974	0.05356	156	110	30	16
388	Where did you get a picture of my grandson?	1.3973	0.05277	146	100	34	12
389	Premature ejaculation.	1.3973	0.05790	146	106	22	18
390	I see a little bit of myself in each one, does that make me a narcissist?	1.3968	0.05530	126	85	32	9
391	My worst nightmare, Doc.	1.3966	0.05727	116	78	30	8
392	Doc, sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot.	1.3957	0.05650	139	98	27	14
393	You have to stop bottling up your anxieties.	1.3957	0.05650	139	98	27	14
394	Ah, my dog Spot. Painful memories that I can’t blot out.	1.3955	0.05707	134	94	27	13
395	The question is “what does my urologist think it means.”	1.3953	0.05763	129	90	27	12
396	I already poured my heart out. What more do you need?	1.3953	0.05867	129	91	25	13
397	It’s not my best work.	1.3949	0.04930	157	106	40	11
398	This is taking a lot out of me.	1.3947	0.05126	152	104	36	12
399	My parents fighting	1.3944	0.05378	142	98	32	12
400	My bad, did I do that?	1.3944	0.05909	142	104	20	18
401	I see the release of bottled up emotions.	1.3944	0.05378	142	98	32	12
402	It reminds me of my brother, Ralph. Wait, that is my brother Ralph. You monster!	1.3944	0.05650	142	101	26	15
403	Is it really that narcissistic to just see yourself in everything?	1.3939	0.05767	132	93	26	13
404	Where did you get my baby picture?	1.3935	0.04886	155	104	41	10
405	Do you need my help writing this down?	1.3924	0.05667	158	117	20	21
406	Really? That's the best your sketch artist could come up with?	1.3920	0.05781	125	87	27	11
407	Must we blame my mother for everything?	1.3916	0.04966	166	115	37	14
408	Do you have to bring up all my mistakes?	1.3913	0.05485	138	96	30	12
409	That was the last photo ever taken of my mother	1.3910	0.05529	133	92	30	11
410	Oedipus schmedipus - they all DO look like my mother!	1.3907	0.05557	151	109	25	17
411	I dated her in high school.	1.3904	0.05357	146	102	31	13
412	I see a butterfly.	1.3889	0.05161	126	83	37	6
413	That’s your way of getting me to let go of my bottled-up emotions???!!!	1.3889	0.05585	144	103	26	15
414	Jesus I don’t know, a sneeze.	1.3885	0.05640	139	99	26	14
415	My goodness, it's my dog, Spot	1.3884	0.06140	121	87	21	13
416	It leaves me feeling empty.	1.3882	0.04855	152	102	41	9
417	Sometimes I get excited.	1.3881	0.05287	134	91	34	9
418	I see a lonely soul searching for a pen pal.	1.3878	0.04965	147	99	39	9
419	How would you feel about seeing your guts splattered all over the place?	1.3876	0.05537	129	89	30	10
420	All I see when I look at that is work.	1.3875	0.05093	160	112	34	14
421	These tests take so much out of me	1.3871	0.05576	124	85	30	9
422	Don't overanalyse it, doc - an ink blot is just an ink blot. Period.	1.3869	0.04996	137	91	39	7
423	I can’t even sneeze without being judged….	1.3869	0.05408	137	95	31	11
424	... All I see is a reflection of myself when I'm not bottled up inside. And I don't like it Doc.	1.3867	0.04986	150	102	38	10
425	Sorry, just couldn't hold it.	1.3865	0.05024	163	114	35	14
426	That was my cousin.	1.3864	0.05756	132	94	25	13
427	Yes, That is my Uncle Ror. He was a blot on everyone in the family.	1.3862	0.05466	145	103	28	14
428	No! It really is my mother!	1.3857	0.05607	140	100	26	14
429	That one also looks like my dad	1.3857	0.05607	140	100	26	14
430	I was young, and did it for the money.	1.3856	0.05090	153	106	35	12
431	My first squeeze.	1.3852	0.05256	135	92	34	9
432	You may call me a narcissist, but yet again I see me	1.3846	0.05337	143	100	31	12
433	Basically, it’s the story of my life.	1.3846	0.05337	143	100	31	12
434	Okay, say what you want, but that one is just a sneeze"	1.3846	0.05502	130	90	30	10
435	It's our family crest	1.3839	0.06373	112	81	19	12
436	That's my daughter!!!	1.3833	0.05820	120	84	26	10
437	You told me to spill my feelings	1.3833	0.06056	120	86	22	12
438	I see clear color, rich hues, great opacity, and my own inadequacies.	1.3831	0.05146	154	108	33	13
439	I couldn't contain myself.	1.3830	0.05482	141	100	28	13
440	I’m tired of looking inside myself.	1.3830	0.05294	141	98	32	11
441	Well, it resembles a splotch of ink to me.	1.3826	0.05268	149	105	31	13
442	It was an accident. Nothing more.	1.3824	0.05429	136	95	30	11
443	Doc, for all we know that IS my mother.	1.3821	0.05356	123	83	33	7
444	I know this is a Rorschach test but it looks like my handkerchief.	1.3819	0.05487	144	103	27	14
445	‘A happy family photo’.	1.3818	0.06325	110	79	20	11
446	Sometimes my blots are just blots.	1.3817	0.05574	131	92	28	11
447	All I see is computers, again.	1.3814	0.05762	118	82	27	9
448	So this is what you meant when you said you wanted me to look at my inner self	1.3814	0.05635	118	81	29	8
449	It's nothing but a smear campaign.	1.3810	0.06157	126	93	18	15
450	Yes, that's him before the accident.	1.3806	0.05275	134	92	33	9
451	I'm afraid that's when I lost blotter control.	1.3805	0.05804	113	78	27	8
452	I don’t have the slightest inkling of what that is.	1.3805	0.05939	113	79	25	9
453	I did that in the first grade!	1.3803	0.05357	142	100	30	12
454	‘If my problem were that obvious, I wouldn’t be paying you $200 a session.’	1.3802	0.05898	121	86	24	11
455	You've got to be kidding, I sneezed!	1.3798	0.06047	129	95	19	15
456	I see a damn waste of life sustaining ink.	1.3796	0.05988	108	75	25	8
457	Would it be narcissistic to say that looks like me?	1.3790	0.05562	124	86	29	9
458	That's my third cousin once removed.	1.3788	0.06134	132	99	16	17
459	Is this a therapy session or murder investigation?	1.3788	0.05434	132	92	30	10
460	Sorry doc, I’m getting over a cold	1.3784	0.05373	148	106	28	14
461	I have no inkling of that.	1.3782	0.05597	119	82	29	8
462	Yeah that’s Vinny alright. But I haven’t seen him since we got out of the pen.	1.3780	0.05801	127	91	24	12
463	I can't imagine what everyone sees in me.	1.3778	0.05551	135	96	27	12
464	That one's also my ex-wife	1.3778	0.05649	135	97	25	13
465	This is very existential for me.	1.3778	0.05450	135	95	29	11
466	My parents. Fighting. Again.	1.3776	0.05233	143	100	32	11
467	Inky-Dinky parlez vous?	1.3774	0.06492	106	77	18	11
468	It's actually a compliment when you think about it."	1.3772	0.05763	114	79	27	8
469	Yes, that's my signature.	1.3772	0.05763	114	79	27	8
470	My mother again. They’re all my mother!	1.3770	0.05972	122	88	22	12
471	Regression Therapy ?? That’s mine from 4th grade !!	1.3768	0.05837	138	102	20	16
472	Yes, I know exactly what it is. and it's very embarrassing!	1.3768	0.05060	138	94	36	8
473	I hate to break it to you, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot.	1.3766	0.05218	154	110	30	14
474	I feel exposed, doctor	1.3761	0.05787	117	82	26	9
475	Man’s inhumanity to man	1.3761	0.05527	117	80	30	7
476	Uncle Ralph	1.3760	0.05755	125	89	25	11
477	I'm spilling my guts here, Doc.	1.3760	0.05641	125	88	27	10
478	HEADACHE!	1.3760	0.05408	125	86	31	8
479	My mother, Doc, it's always my mother.	1.3759	0.05607	133	95	26	12
480	You could at least say, ‘GESUNDHEIT!’ when I sneeze, Doc.	1.3759	0.05742	141	104	21	16
481	Looks like a dirty hanky.	1.3750	0.05925	120	86	23	11
482	I apologize. At my age leakage is a problem	1.3750	0.05546	128	90	28	10
483	Very funny	1.3750	0.06230	112	81	20	11
484	Same answer doc, I still see my mother.	1.3740	0.05455	131	92	29	10
485	I've already spilt my guts.	1.3740	0.06152	123	91	18	14
486	Another picture of my mother.	1.3733	0.05228	150	107	30	13
487	I see my soul mate.	1.3731	0.05471	134	95	28	11
488	Uh, Thursday.	1.3725	0.06671	102	75	16	11
489	It's like my insides were poured out on each page.	1.3721	0.05619	129	92	26	11
490	Well, right off the top of my head...	1.3719	0.05521	121	84	29	8
491	You’re right. It does feel better when I don’t bottle things up.	1.3719	0.05266	121	82	33	6
492	Oh, my beautiful baby!	1.3714	0.06091	105	74	23	8
493	How long have I got ?	1.3714	0.05783	105	72	27	6
494	That's pretty much my resume	1.3712	0.05203	132	91	33	8
495	“Please, it’s a part of me I don’t want to talk about!”	1.3712	0.05630	132	95	25	12
496	Incontinence is running my life.	1.3710	0.06002	124	91	20	13
497	The BIC Bang.	1.3710	0.05547	124	87	28	9
498	My mother, okay?	1.3709	0.05114	151	107	32	12
499	You sick bastard.	1.3706	0.05497	143	104	25	14
500	My mother.	1.3704	0.05437	135	96	28	11
501	Oh no. Not my mother again.	1.3704	0.05734	135	99	22	14
502	I see your point; I lack self-control.	1.3704	0.05970	108	76	24	8
503	Now you know what's inside my head.	1.3704	0.06253	108	78	20	10
504	Why are you showing me a picture of my mother?	1.3701	0.05208	154	111	29	14
505	Doc, this is taking a lot outta me.	1.3700	0.06301	100	71	21	8
506	It was dark so I didn’t get a great look at him.	1.3699	0.05413	146	106	26	14
507	I see my future and I don't like it.	1.3694	0.05713	111	77	27	7
508	Off the top of my head...?	1.3694	0.05993	111	79	23	9
509	I don’t know… looks like bird shit to me !	1.3692	0.05995	130	97	18	15
510	I see a waste of my parent’s money on art school	1.3692	0.05365	130	91	30	9
511	I'm sorry, but this session is taking everything out of me.	1.3692	0.05253	130	90	32	8
512	Hiccup...	1.3689	0.06013	103	72	24	7
513	Don't blame me. It's a forgery.	1.3689	0.05607	122	86	27	9
514	Oh great. That one looks like my mother too.	1.3689	0.05607	122	86	27	9
515	It’s my son, but he’s nothing like me.	1.3680	0.05392	125	87	30	8
516	My mother. They're all my mother, dammit!	1.3680	0.05961	125	92	20	13
517	Sorry, I sneezed.	1.3667	0.05909	120	87	22	11
518	Sorry about that Doc, but I'm spilling my guts to you!	1.3667	0.05790	120	86	24	10
519	Sorry, sometimes I leak when I laugh.	1.3664	0.05755	131	96	22	13
520	That was done during my Jackson Pollock phase.	1.3664	0.05653	131	95	24	12
521	You could at least say ‘ Gesundheit.’	1.3663	0.06559	101	74	17	10
522	I can't help it. I only see things in black and white.	1.3659	0.05448	123	86	29	8
523	Long Covid...	1.3654	0.06120	104	74	22	8
524	You're one sick bastard, you know that?	1.3652	0.06216	115	85	18	12
525	Sure it could be mine, but it could also be anyone’s signature.	1.3652	0.05837	115	82	24	9
526	I'm not in the mood today for self-analysis.	1.3651	0.05238	126	87	32	7
527	Why do you have a picture of my mother?	1.3644	0.05730	118	84	25	9
528	Do you have a thing for looking at tissues after you've sneezed into them, or what?	1.3643	0.05920	129	96	19	14
529	Doc, these tests are draining me.	1.3636	0.05589	110	76	28	6
530	They all look like my mom.	1.3636	0.05512	132	95	26	11
531	That absolutely looks like the work of an amateur.	1.3636	0.05880	110	78	24	8
532	Does my sonogram show if its a boy or girl?	1.3636	0.06422	110	82	16	12
533	My cousin Earl. Sad. They say he fell, but I'm sure he was pushed.	1.3636	0.06157	110	80	20	10
534	Mom, is that really you?	1.3636	0.05750	121	87	24	10
535	We don't talk about Bruno.	1.3636	0.06291	110	81	18	11
536	People think they understand my work, but they just see themselves, not me.	1.3630	0.05321	135	96	29	10
537	I can explain…	1.3629	0.05532	124	88	27	9
538	That one looks like squid, Pacific, late 1960s	1.3621	0.05393	116	80	30	6
539	That's me.	1.3619	0.06366	105	77	18	10
540	Perhaps it's my narcissistic tendencies,but I see myself in that one too!	1.3619	0.06071	105	75	22	8
541	Why... do you have.. my toilet paper?	1.3611	0.06234	108	79	19	10
542	Is that enough to prove paternity?	1.3611	0.06234	108	79	19	10
543	Maybe you’re the crazy one for showing me a picture of two inkwells having sex.	1.3609	0.04930	133	91	36	6
544	A blot of trouble.	1.3608	0.06250	97	69	21	7
545	Why do you always want me to talk about my mother?	1.3607	0.05468	122	86	28	8
546	What did you expect me to do? I'm a pipette for crying out loud!	1.3607	0.05082	122	83	34	5
547	I let it all out.	1.3600	0.06117	100	71	22	7
548	No, but he looks familiar.	1.3597	0.05404	139	101	26	12
549	I don't have an inkling what it means	1.3594	0.05946	128	96	18	14
550	Ink bottles don't create blots, people create blots.	1.3594	0.06149	128	98	14	16
551	I'm pretty sure that actually IS my mother.	1.3594	0.05627	128	93	24	11
552	I always get choked up when I see my baby picture.	1.3594	0.05841	128	95	20	13
553	Oh, like you can tell your kids’ newborn photos apart?	1.3594	0.05841	128	95	20	13
554	I don’t mean to sound egotistical…	1.3592	0.05830	103	72	25	6
555	They said Jackson Pollock was crazy, too.	1.3592	0.06148	103	74	21	8
556	I get it. I'm a narcissist.	1.3590	0.06004	117	86	20	11
557	OK! I masturbate! Is that so bad?	1.3588	0.05843	131	98	19	14
558	Frankly, your resumé looks more like a Rorschach test.	1.3585	0.06314	106	78	18	10
559	That's my youngest, who I adore, but does she ever call? No!!	1.3585	0.06023	106	76	22	8
560	I've been having issues with incontinence.	1.3585	0.06023	106	76	22	8
561	Another picture of dad?	1.3583	0.05525	120	85	27	8
562	My signature	1.3583	0.05397	120	84	29	7
563	This one is a self-portrait.	1.3579	0.06679	95	70	16	9
564	All I see are my past failures	1.3578	0.05759	109	77	25	7
565	I’d really prefer a different test.	1.3577	0.05787	123	90	22	11
566	If you’re going to show me dirty pictures, please leave my mother out of it.	1.3577	0.05431	123	87	28	8
567	Who leaked?	1.3577	0.05787	123	90	22	11
568	It’s uncanny, like looking into a mirror.	1.3571	0.05459	126	90	27	9
569	It might not be that accurate; I've had a runny nose	1.3571	0.05652	112	79	26	7
570	That's messed up.	1.3571	0.06064	112	82	20	10
571	I see total lack of penmanship "	1.3571	0.06527	98	72	17	9
572	Seriously! How would you feel if I showed you pictures of blood stains?	1.3571	0.05574	126	91	25	10
573	That's acrylic, not ink.	1.3566	0.05803	129	96	20	13
574	I spilled my guts.	1.3566	0.05138	129	90	32	7
575	I do blot everything out.	1.3565	0.05686	115	82	25	8
576	I just create them, you interpret them!	1.3564	0.06384	101	74	18	9
577	Like I said, Doc, they all look like my Cousin Phil..	1.3561	0.05392	132	95	27	10
578	So, I lost control that night. What you trying to say?	1.3559	0.05584	118	84	26	8
579	I can't keep spilling my guts.	1.3559	0.06081	118	88	18	12
580	No, that’s not Grandpa either.	1.3554	0.05852	121	89	21	11
581	Doctor, that is my x-ray...	1.3551	0.05673	107	75	26	6
582	That's the last I saw of her before she dried up, I loved her.	1.3551	0.05615	138	103	21	14
583	It reminds me of my mother.	1.3546	0.04841	141	98	36	7
584	I see the Bic that ruined my life	1.3545	0.06138	110	81	19	10
585	I see a cap that wasn’t on tight enough.	1.3545	0.05568	110	77	27	6
586	That signature is clearly forged	1.3543	0.05648	127	93	23	11
587	Nope, never seen him before!	1.3543	0.05758	127	94	21	12
588	I just couldn't help spilling my guts	1.3540	0.06148	113	84	18	11
589	Alas poor India, I knew her well.	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
590	I drew that when I was blotto.	1.3540	0.05468	113	79	28	6
591	Last Saturday Morning	1.3535	0.06471	99	73	17	9
592	It's like I see my whole life, splashing before my eyes.	1.3534	0.05776	116	84	23	9
593	I didn't say it reminds me of my mother, that is my mother.	1.3529	0.05365	153	115	22	16
594	I see a waste of my precious bodily fluids.	1.3529	0.05796	119	87	22	10
595	I can't decide if it's a memoir or an autobiography. What do you think it is?	1.3529	0.05918	119	88	20	11
596	I never wrote that!	1.3529	0.05672	119	86	24	9
597	I see a lot of myself here.	1.3529	0.05415	119	84	28	7
598	I interpret it as cultural insensitivity.	1.3525	0.05450	122	87	27	8
599	Let’s not bring my mother into this	1.3525	0.06151	122	93	15	14
600	To me, that looks like a used tissue.	1.3525	0.05693	122	89	23	10
601	It’s my mother beating a dead horse.	1.3524	0.06049	105	76	21	8
602	It reminds me of my dog. His name was Spot.	1.3519	0.05929	108	78	22	8
603	I can’t really say … so much of it is redacted	1.3516	0.06514	91	66	18	7
604	White oxford shirt.	1.3516	0.06698	91	67	16	8
605	That's all the ink I have left!!	1.3516	0.06323	91	65	20	6
606	Out, damned spot.	1.3514	0.05816	111	80	23	8
607	Well what did you expect?	1.3514	0.05955	111	81	21	9
608	I just couldn’t hold it anymore	1.3514	0.05816	111	80	23	8
609	I still see my big brother.	1.3514	0.05527	111	78	27	6
610	I know, I know-- I'm projecting again.	1.3514	0.05955	111	81	21	9
611	A man with glasses holding up a paper as though it means something.	1.3511	0.06715	94	70	15	9
612	Why can’t an ink blot just be an ink blot?	1.3509	0.05570	114	81	26	7
613	And you say some Rorshach guy is taking credit for this?	1.3509	0.05570	114	81	26	7
614	So, how long hav long ago did you start believing you were Jackson Pollock?	1.3505	0.06225	97	70	20	7
615	‘Yes, that’s my anxiety’	1.3505	0.06395	97	71	18	8
616	How did you get that picture of me?	1.3504	0.05862	117	86	21	10
617	That reminds me of how much I miss my dad.	1.3500	0.06093	100	72	21	7
618	I see a bottle half empty.	1.3500	0.06416	100	74	17	9
619	It's either a dead clown or someone needs to tighten my lid.	1.3495	0.06429	103	77	16	10
620	I hate seeing myself naked.	1.3492	0.05781	126	94	20	12
621	As to how I feel, that's spot on!	1.3491	0.06435	106	80	15	11
622	You tell me.	1.3491	0.05850	106	76	23	7
623	Hmmm, looks like one of mine	1.3486	0.06026	109	80	20	9
624	Do you show crime scene photos to all your patients?	1.3486	0.06302	109	82	16	11
625	Name dropper!	1.3486	0.06166	109	81	18	10
626	That's my mother, if I'm not mistaken.	1.3486	0.06166	109	81	18	10
627	It's like, I see myself!	1.3486	0.05884	109	79	22	8
628	allergy season	1.3482	0.06176	112	84	17	11
629	That's one of my originals. I see copyright infringement.	1.3482	0.05772	112	81	23	8
630	So what, you've never had a wet dream?	1.3481	0.05693	135	102	19	14
631	I wish I could put that one back in the bottle	1.3478	0.06072	92	65	22	5
632	Every single one of them reminds me of my mom!	1.3478	0.05666	115	83	24	8
633	Don’t make me say it.	1.3474	0.06483	95	70	17	8
634	To you it’s an inkblot to me it’s a crime scene.	1.3474	0.06654	95	71	15	9
635	Yes, that's the last card I sent my Mom.	1.3471	0.05951	121	91	18	12
636	It looks just like my mother.	1.3468	0.05253	124	88	29	7
637	Me crying over spilled ink!	1.3468	0.05615	124	91	23	10
638	I haven’t an inkling what that is.	1.3468	0.05127	124	87	31	6
639	My entire life is summed up in this one photo.	1.3465	0.06042	101	73	21	7
640	Intellectual property.	1.3465	0.06204	101	74	19	8
641	All my past mistakes, back to haunt me.	1.3465	0.05520	127	93	24	10
642	That’s my great aunt Nell, she made quite a splash in her day.	1.3465	0.05632	127	94	22	11
643	Please don't bring up my mother.	1.3462	0.05760	104	74	24	6
644	Yes, but I can explain my spotty performance. Penned up emotions.	1.3458	0.05804	107	77	23	7
645	It's an ink blot. But I can do much better than that one.	1.3458	0.05954	107	78	21	8
646	Wow, you've really gotten inside my head.	1.3458	0.05492	107	75	27	5
647	That was a private moment! How did you get that?	1.3458	0.06100	107	79	19	9
648	I admit it. I sat on the copier.	1.3448	0.05490	116	83	26	7
649	It looks like a human's head exploding when they finally realize just how much they've wreaked havoc on the Earth's environment and ecosystems.	1.3444	0.07095	90	69	11	10
650	I see the death of cursive being taught in school.	1.3444	0.06153	90	64	21	5
651	Is this a squid joke?	1.3444	0.06546	90	66	17	7
652	Is that my handkerchief?	1.3443	0.05675	122	90	22	10
653	This is how I see myself in the future.	1.3441	0.06209	93	67	20	6
654	At my age, that happens every time I sneeze.	1.3440	0.05577	125	92	23	10
655	Complex or not, I’m telling you that is my father.	1.3440	0.05804	125	94	19	12
656	Twins?! IDENTICAL twin?!s	1.3438	0.06253	96	70	19	7
657	I'm done spilling my guts to you doc	1.3431	0.05992	102	74	21	7
658	Great Grandpa. October 29, 1929	1.3426	0.05907	108	79	21	8
659	My mother, obviously....	1.3426	0.05607	108	77	25	6
660	This is how she dyed	1.3426	0.06052	108	80	19	9
661	There’s a pill for that.	1.3426	0.05759	108	78	23	7
662	Yeah, that’s Joey. He was always a stain on the family tree.	1.3423	0.05794	111	81	22	8
663	It’s my mother, isn’t it, Dr. Freud?	1.3423	0.06070	111	83	18	10
664	I feel objectified.	1.3423	0.05504	111	79	26	6
665	So Doctor, you’re telling me I’ve made a Freudian drip?	1.3423	0.06334	111	85	14	12
666	Sad but it’s how I see myself in the next 3-5 years	1.3421	0.05953	114	85	19	10
667	I hate that guy!	1.3419	0.05715	117	86	22	9
668	I told you, it's from my early period, before I had really developed my own style.	1.3419	0.05029	117	81	32	4
669	My life’s philosophy? I ink, therefore I a	1.3417	0.05613	120	88	23	9
670	Sigh...I was 19, needed the cash and promised no one would recognize me	1.3417	0.05976	120	91	17	12
671	You can call me a narcissist Dr. Rorschach, but I can only see myself.	1.3413	0.05305	126	91	27	8
672	It’s a bottle of ink in the twilight of his life, realizing that he’s become all of the very things he hated about his father.	1.3409	0.05874	132	102	15	15
673	Sorry, I had an inkling…	1.3409	0.06442	88	64	18	6
674	That's the last thing I remember.	1.3407	0.06096	91	65	21	5
675	I’m sorry — everything reminds me of Diane.	1.3407	0.06294	91	66	19	6
676	Sneezing is a challenge for me	1.3406	0.05193	138	101	27	10
677	Me... on the pavement... after a frustrated writer has thrown me out of a tenth floor window... because I would not form the words he desperately craved.	1.3402	0.06198	97	71	19	7
678	Well, doc, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it reminds me of an ink blot.	1.3400	0.06391	100	75	16	9
679	My colonoscopy results ?	1.3398	0.06101	103	76	19	8
680	My 5-year-old could have done that!	1.3398	0.05781	103	74	23	6
681	This one's a cigar, too.	1.3396	0.05669	106	76	24	6
682	It's like you're seeing right through me!	1.3396	0.05509	106	75	26	5
683	The one time I spilled my guts!	1.3394	0.06281	109	83	15	11
684	If that’s supposed to be a joke, it’s not funny.	1.3394	0.05861	109	80	21	8
685	Not even close to my handwriting.	1.3393	0.05750	112	82	22	8
686	It reminds me of my deceased wife.	1.3393	0.06024	112	84	18	10
687	My "coming out" party.	1.3393	0.05463	112	80	26	6
688	How'd you get a hold of my diary, sir?	1.3390	0.05674	118	87	22	9
689	Well is your signature any better?	1.3388	0.05574	121	89	23	9
690	I posted that before I started therapy.	1.3387	0.05478	124	91	24	9
691	They all mean the same to me - I ink therefore I am!	1.3387	0.05826	124	94	18	12
692	All I can say, Dr. Rorschach, is, "I'm sorry! Anyone can have an accident."	1.3372	0.06322	86	62	19	5
693	She never writes. She never calls.	1.3370	0.06960	92	71	11	10
694	It comes from deep inside me.	1.3368	0.05521	95	66	26	3
695	Oh that's Paul	1.3366	0.06337	101	76	16	9
696	Hey, Van Gogh did a lot of self-portraits, too.	1.3366	0.06016	101	74	20	7
697	Call be a narcissist Doc, but…	1.3366	0.06337	101	76	16	9
698	Yes, that's her.	1.3365	0.05895	104	76	21	7
699	I'm sorry I ever said that!	1.3364	0.05780	107	78	22	7
700	You say inkblot, I say toilet paper.	1.3364	0.06364	110	85	13	12
701	This is what you think makes ink well?	1.3364	0.05816	110	81	21	8
702	So is it a boy or a girl?	1.3363	0.06108	113	86	16	11
703	I wish I could erase my past.	1.3363	0.05423	113	81	26	6
704	I see a very irritated King Charles.	1.3363	0.06362	113	88	12	13
705	No inkling, Dr. Rorschach.	1.3361	0.05633	119	88	22	9
706	All I keep seeing is my signature.	1.3361	0.05633	119	88	22	9
707	Look, it’s as close to the signature on file as I can manage.	1.3359	0.05235	128	93	27	8
708	I did NOT have sexual relations with that paper!	1.3358	0.05606	137	105	18	14
709	My morning routine	1.3333	0.05819	87	61	23	3
710	I’m here about my royalties.	1.3333	0.06365	93	69	17	7
711	Sorry, next time I’ll cover my mouth.	1.3333	0.05920	99	72	21	6
712	That’s my mom!	1.3333	0.05429	117	85	25	7
713	I was going through a phase.	1.3333	0.05800	114	85	20	9
714	I can’t - it hits too close to home…	1.3333	0.05912	90	64	22	4
715	Isn’t this a conflict of interest?	1.3333	0.05911	111	83	19	9
716	I see the son I’ve always wanted	1.3333	0.06471	87	64	17	6
717	I see Uncle Frank.	1.3333	0.05883	108	80	20	8
718	There's more to me than just ink.	1.3333	0.05581	108	78	24	6
719	I’m afraid I’ve put too much of myself out there.	1.3333	0.05262	108	76	28	4
720	Sorry, doc. I thought that was a Kleenex.	1.3333	0.05849	123	94	17	12
721	You're just taunting me aren't you?	1.3333	0.05424	108	77	26	5
722	I feel so empty.	1.3333	0.05912	90	64	22	4
723	Sometimes I just feel like I’m invisible ink.	1.3333	0.05788	93	66	23	4
724	I'm here to talk about neurosis, not premature ejaculation.	1.3333	0.06578	108	85	10	13
725	Sorry I sneezed. Tell me that’s not the only copy of your diploma.	1.3333	0.05275	102	71	28	3
726	See, Doc, I just feel like no matter how I put myself out there, people just see what they want to see.	1.3333	0.05648	129	98	19	12
727	Don’t patronize me, Bob.	1.3333	0.06515	90	67	16	7
728	Is it narcissistic to say I see myself in everything?	1.3333	0.06062	114	87	16	11
729	You don't see the elephant?	1.3309	0.05429	136	103	21	12
730	What? You were all out of Kleenexes.	1.3307	0.05922	127	99	14	14
731	I’m not seeing the connection	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
732	I swear I didn’t do it!	1.3305	0.05523	118	87	23	8
733	I don’t see anything here except a splash of ink. What were you trying to express?	1.3304	0.05866	112	84	19	9
734	My gut reaction? I just don’t have it in me anymore.	1.3304	0.06001	112	85	17	10
735	Youth and inexperience.	1.3303	0.05383	109	78	26	5
736	I see irony, and to be honest, a bit of condescension, Doc.	1.3302	0.05482	106	76	25	5
737	How much does this research study pay, again?	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
738	I'm trying my best - but all I see is myself.	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
739	Are you trying to embarrass me?	1.3301	0.05586	103	74	24	5
740	It's like I see a part of myself on it	1.3300	0.06204	100	75	17	8
741	That's Mommy!	1.3300	0.06204	100	75	17	8
742	I'm depressed, not suicidal.	1.3299	0.05993	97	71	20	6
743	That reminds me, I keep having this dream where I'm falling.	1.3298	0.06123	94	69	19	6
744	Rorschach got all the credit, but it all came from me	1.3298	0.05933	94	68	21	5
745	Rorschach, Shmorschach - I just had an accident!	1.3297	0.06640	91	69	14	8
746	It doesn’t mean ANYTHING, I just spilled.	1.3297	0.06821	91	70	12	9
747	Well you said therapy won’t work unless I pour my heart out.	1.3297	0.05859	91	65	22	4
748	Are you saying I need to improve my self-image?	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
749	Not sure,it could be my mother or my underwear.	1.3295	0.05765	88	62	23	3
750	Is this your way of saying that I’m gonna have to spill my guts here?	1.3295	0.06409	88	65	17	6
751	Ma??? Is that you???	1.3295	0.06409	88	65	17	6
752	Ink blot? What about the existential white void?	1.3285	0.05192	137	102	25	10
753	I see my brother Al asking for money.	1.3279	0.05390	122	90	24	8
754	Sometimes it’s simpler to keep it all bottled up inside…	1.3277	0.05612	119	89	21	9
755	How did you get my ultrasound image?	1.3274	0.05399	113	82	25	6
756	So it's porn now? What kind of doctor are you?	1.3273	0.06342	110	86	12	12
757	Now you're just making fun of me.	1.3271	0.05905	107	80	19	8
758	I see a little bit of myself here	1.3269	0.05868	104	77	20	7
759	The x-ray looks normal. Now what?	1.3267	0.06151	101	76	17	8
760	NO. It's not a Seurat !	1.3267	0.05470	101	72	25	4
761	I see an unhappy calligrapher.	1.3265	0.05576	98	70	24	4
762	Out, Out Damn Spot.	1.3265	0.05941	98	72	20	6
763	I’m worried I’m incontinent.	1.3265	0.05576	98	70	24	4
764	My guts,spilled,all over the place!	1.3265	0.05941	98	72	20	6
765	I've never understood my inner self.	1.3263	0.05881	95	69	21	5
766	I just see a butterfly!	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
767	At least I got it on the paper this time.	1.3261	0.06393	92	69	16	7
768	Too much white space.	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
769	Doc, you're seeing right through me.	1.3261	0.06203	92	68	18	6
770	Please! I've been spilling my guts to you!	1.3258	0.06347	89	66	17	6
771	I see a bad case of Montblanc's revenge.	1.3253	0.07493	83	66	7	10
772	Not my best rabbit	1.3253	0.05965	83	59	21	3
773	Why are you showing me pictures of my kids?	1.3250	0.04903	120	85	31	4
774	I was drunk when I signed that.	1.3248	0.05672	117	88	20	9
775	Is it wrong it reminds me of my mother?	1.3246	0.05359	114	83	25	6
776	I was so young then, I’m not sure what I meant	1.3246	0.05641	114	85	21	8
777	Reminds me of the time I blew my top	1.3246	0.04905	114	80	31	3
778	Pollen.	1.3243	0.05602	111	82	22	7
779	Yes, I see mother again.	1.3243	0.05602	111	82	22	7
780	Doc, why are you going through my trash?	1.3243	0.05145	111	79	28	4
781	Yeah, it's mine. So what? There's no rule against it in the employee manual.	1.3241	0.05708	108	80	21	7
782	Looks like Gary after the accident.	1.3241	0.05397	108	78	25	5
783	Ah…it's an ink blot.	1.3241	0.06146	108	83	15	10
784	My life before ballpoints.	1.3241	0.06286	108	84	13	11
785	Is this profiling?	1.3241	0.05234	108	77	27	4
786	Duh. It’s an ink splot.	1.3238	0.06274	105	81	14	10
787	That was Stan.	1.3238	0.05327	105	75	26	4
788	I have no inkling what it means	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
789	Sorry... summer cold.	1.3235	0.06256	102	78	15	9
790	I refuse to admit paternity	1.3235	0.05772	102	75	21	6
791	OMG: It's the missing ink!	1.3232	0.06062	99	74	18	7
792	Family Barbecue.	1.3232	0.05712	99	72	22	5
793	So you're saying the x-ray is inconclusive?	1.3232	0.05890	99	73	20	6
794	Cassidy Hutchinson cleaned that off the wall.	1.3229	0.06704	96	75	11	10
795	That says more about you than it does about me.	1.3229	0.06014	96	71	19	6
796	It’s me. It’s always me.	1.3229	0.06369	96	73	15	8
797	My blots look nothing like that. Not my style. You've got the wrong ink here. .	1.3229	0.05440	96	68	25	3
798	I see a copyright infringement.	1.3226	0.06146	93	69	18	6
799	I’ve tried for years to get that blot removed from my record.”	1.3223	0.05277	121	89	25	7
800	I know, I know. I have to stop bottling everything up.	1.3222	0.06482	90	68	15	7
801	Yeah, that's my uncle Bill.	1.3222	0.05876	90	65	21	4
802	Well… that’s a little ink-riminating.	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
803	I tripped. Sue me.	1.3222	0.06286	90	67	17	6
804	My cousin.	1.3220	0.05630	118	89	20	9
805	That's last night's dinner.	1.3217	0.05599	115	86	21	8
806	Sorry, I sneezed on that one.	1.3214	0.07016	84	65	11	8
807	Person, woman, man, camera, TV	1.3214	0.06809	84	64	13	7
808	Is it a Pollock?	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
809	Yes,I'm incontinent.	1.3214	0.05978	112	86	16	10
810	Ahhhh. It’s like you’re seeing right inside me!	1.3214	0.06144	84	61	19	4
811	That's right doc, they found me in an inkwell on their porch with only that note pinned to me.	1.3211	0.05512	109	80	23	6
812	With every picture, I feel empty.	1.3210	0.05781	81	57	22	2
813	Babies. They all look like babies!	1.3210	0.06533	81	60	16	5
814	We call it The Big Spill. It’s our greatest fear.	1.3208	0.05927	106	80	18	8
815	That? Oh that’s just a burp.	1.3208	0.05453	106	77	24	5
816	Why does it always have to mean something?	1.3208	0.05773	106	79	20	7
817	My mother choking my father?	1.3208	0.05615	106	78	22	6
818	It's like staring into my soul.	1.3205	0.06450	78	57	17	4
819	I don’t think this is a fair test if you take my background into consideration.	1.3205	0.06450	78	57	17	4
820	Seriously Fred. How do you think I did that with no arms?	1.3204	0.05888	103	77	19	7
821	I’m sorry, this is just bringing up a lot of painful memories I tried to blot out.	1.3204	0.06203	103	79	15	9
822	I'm empty inside.	1.3204	0.05382	103	74	25	4
823	It looks like my grandfather after he fell off the counter.	1.3203	0.05312	128	96	23	9
824	You can keep it. I have it in me to make more.	1.3200	0.06010	100	75	18	7
825	I see myself in your work	1.3200	0.06495	100	78	12	10
826	I guess I’m just all bottled up.	1.3196	0.05961	97	72	19	6
827	An X-Ray?	1.3196	0.06311	97	74	15	8
828	It’s one of my early works.	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
829	That was during my artist phase.	1.3193	0.05460	119	89	22	8
830	That’s me, all over the place.	1.3193	0.05054	119	86	28	5
831	So... when you asked me to open up... you didn't mean literally, did you?	1.3191	0.06275	94	71	16	7
832	Sometimes my best ideas come right off the top of my head	1.3191	0.06275	94	71	16	7
833	It's always the mistakes with me.	1.3191	0.06090	94	70	18	6
834	Sorry, Doc... It's just so hard to control myself sometimes.	1.3190	0.05421	116	86	23	7
835	After years of bottling it up inside, I guess this means I’m an open book.	1.3187	0.06227	91	68	17	6
836	I can’t help it. I had some gluten last night	1.3186	0.05797	113	86	18	9
837	I see the result of taking penmanship off the curriculum.	1.3186	0.05373	113	83	24	6
838	You told me to express my self.	1.3186	0.05373	113	83	24	6
839	Is it bad that I feel a little aroused?	1.3186	0.05797	113	86	18	9
840	You do understand how triggering this is, don't you?	1.3182	0.06574	88	67	14	7
841	Why must everyone keep reminding me about that one drunken night?	1.3178	0.05571	107	79	22	6
842	The lack of asymmetry haunts me.	1.3176	0.06083	85	62	19	4
843	If they all look like me, does it mean I'm a narcissist?	1.3173	0.05840	104	78	19	7
844	It makes me feel redundant.	1.3173	0.06151	104	80	15	9
845	I've learned that I'm not indelible.	1.3173	0.05997	104	79	17	8
846	I see a suicide note.	1.3171	0.06227	82	60	18	4
847	I’ve poured myself into this one.	1.3171	0.05981	82	59	20	3
848	First thing to pop into my head? ‘You sexy thang’	1.3171	0.06915	82	63	12	7
849	Impending doom.	1.3168	0.06282	101	78	14	9
850	I never signed up to be an organ donor	1.3168	0.05959	101	76	18	7
851	It's useless to cry over spilled ink.	1.3168	0.05790	101	75	20	6
852	I tried to be a little more creative, but I feel all bottled up!	1.3165	0.06381	79	58	17	4
853	I’m sorry, professor. I didn’t have the slightest inkling of what was required for the homework assignment, so I just spilled my innermost thoughts onto the page.	1.3163	0.06255	98	75	15	8
854	Reminds me of Uncle Leo	1.3163	0.05909	98	73	19	6
855	I swear I’m not the father @	1.3163	0.05728	98	72	21	5
856	I apologize for the mess, Dr. Rorschach, but maybe you can use them for something.	1.3163	0.05909	98	73	19	6
857	As my proctologist, I thought you'd understand!	1.3158	0.05886	114	88	16	10
858	Is that what I look like in the inside?	1.3158	0.05753	114	87	18	9
859	Woah, no content warning?	1.3158	0.06218	95	72	16	7
860	No idea	1.3158	0.05652	95	69	22	4
861	I knew they’d call HR.	1.3158	0.06568	95	74	12	9
862	Yeah, I did this back in '19. Not my best work, to be honest.	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
863	Everywhere I turn - there she is!	1.3152	0.06169	92	69	17	6
864	I knew him, Horatio	1.3152	0.06725	92	72	11	9
865	Not fair. I spill out my guts and they send me to therapy.	1.3152	0.06169	92	69	17	6
866	That’s Rohrshach, not me.	1.3152	0.06169	92	69	17	6
867	But I already told you about my mother.	1.3148	0.06121	108	84	14	10
868	That makes me feel empty inside.	1.3146	0.05671	89	64	22	3
869	You're not going to get more out of me.	1.3146	0.05892	89	65	20	4
870	It’s not narcissism, they do all look like me!	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
871	My one regret in life was when I spilled my thoughts to that guy Rorschach!	1.3145	0.05535	124	95	19	10
872	I was hoping to not talk about my past.	1.3143	0.06100	105	81	15	9
873	Dr., I don't know why, but I see a little of myself in that one.	1.3143	0.05296	105	76	25	4
874	Of course it's my mother.	1.3143	0.05792	105	79	19	7
875	Look, I don't wanna sound weird... but these all look like my parents having sex.	1.3140	0.05754	121	94	16	11
876	Of course it’s my mother— I’d recognize her splotch anywhere.	1.3140	0.05509	121	92	20	9
877	Mom again! Do you have some kind of fixation?	1.3140	0.06872	86	67	11	8
878	Do you have any idea how easy this is for me?	1.3140	0.05792	86	62	21	3
879	Why does it always have to be about my mother?	1.3137	0.05742	102	76	20	6
880	That reminds me of my first wife.	1.3137	0.05908	102	77	18	7
881	It's just ink. I've never understood why you humans try to read so much into it.	1.3137	0.05742	102	76	20	6
882	I thought I deleted that.	1.3133	0.06397	83	62	16	5
883	It's from my Pollock phase.	1.3133	0.06164	83	61	18	4
884	Why does it feel like this test is a trap?	1.3133	0.06164	83	61	18	4
885	Once you get to know me, you'll see it's spot on.	1.3131	0.06200	99	76	15	8
886	Sometimes an ink blot is just a blot of ink.	1.3131	0.06364	99	77	13	9
887	Doc, I just don't know why I'm so dark inside"..	1.3131	0.06200	99	76	15	8
888	I'm so tired of spilling my guts to you every week	1.3130	0.05574	115	87	20	8
889	Oh, I really miss Uncle Leo.	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
890	If it really says what you say you think it says, I'll just do it over.	1.3125	0.06559	80	60	15	5
891	It's a human being who was dropped from a considerable height.	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
892	My mother was a beautiful woman.	1.3125	0.05677	112	85	19	8
893	Sorry, not my type.	1.3125	0.05386	112	83	23	6
894	Rorschach? No, that's definitely Steve.	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
895	Nobody ever says it looks like an inkblot...I feel so unseen!	1.3125	0.06162	96	73	16	7
896	And that...is all I have left of my father.	1.3120	0.05378	125	95	21	9
897	I had a stomach virus.	1.3119	0.05483	109	81	22	6
898	It looks like a Jackson Pollock portrait of me	1.3119	0.06071	109	85	14	10
899	Well, I guess it could be one of mine, but its not like DNA you know.	1.3118	0.06661	93	73	11	9
900	Sorry, I had an accident.	1.3118	0.05917	93	69	19	5
901	I see my inner child in the well.	1.3118	0.05716	93	68	21	4
902	Reflux.	1.3118	0.06111	93	70	17	6
903	I see unpaid royalties.	1.3117	0.06473	77	57	16	4
904	Don't you bring my wife into this.	1.3117	0.06981	77	59	12	6
905	OMG! Michelle!	1.3117	0.07222	77	60	10	7
906	That's the one that never calls.	1.3117	0.07680	77	62	6	9
907	'Mom, mom, mom'	1.3113	0.05899	106	81	17	8
908	I’m the friggin’ Bottle of Ink here, but go ahead. Continue with your Man-splaining.	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
909	It gives me an empty feeling."	1.3111	0.06250	90	68	16	6
910	Well, I see a lot of my self in that one…	1.3111	0.05837	90	66	20	4
911	Dr, I’m not a well well.	1.3111	0.06447	90	69	14	7
912	What do you mean he died on impact?	1.3107	0.05694	103	77	20	6
913	For the nth time- I did not do it.	1.3107	0.05694	103	77	20	6
914	Seasonal allergies.	1.3107	0.05858	103	78	18	7
915	Don't ask me to read my own writing.	1.3107	0.05858	103	78	18	7
916	I have always believed that it is important to put a piece of myself in the body of my work.	1.3107	0.05694	103	77	20	6
917	Sorry, I said I don't want to talk about work in these sessions.	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
918	Again, this is who I am...	1.3103	0.06185	87	65	17	5
919	It's like you can see inside me.	1.3103	0.05965	87	64	19	4
920	That's really offensive. To my people, Rorschach was a serial killer.	1.3100	0.05808	100	75	19	6
921	That's me alright	1.3100	0.05449	100	73	23	4
922	My poor Uncle Andrew after he fell from the desk.	1.3100	0.05808	100	75	19	6
923	Can’t we just call it an ink blot?	1.3097	0.05633	113	86	19	8
924	Can we take a break? These sessions are really draining.	1.3097	0.05633	113	86	19	8
925	Why must you insist on black when you know I’m blue?	1.3095	0.05861	84	61	20	3
926	I see a family resemblance	1.3095	0.06554	84	64	14	6
927	I just keep seeing the ink, in shrink.	1.3095	0.06554	84	64	14	6
928	What I see is the waste of Sriracha sauce.	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
929	I’m sorry there are times in my life I just blot out.	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
930	I see a part of myself that I’ve never seen before.	1.3093	0.05357	97	70	24	3
931	It's a bit graphic, don't you think?	1.3091	0.05739	110	84	18	8
932	So, I farted. So what?	1.3091	0.05739	110	84	18	8
933	That's what happens whenever I open up.	1.3086	0.06489	81	61	15	5
934	I’ve been trying to blot that memory out my entire life.	1.3086	0.06246	81	60	17	4
935	It’s an ambiguous, meaningless ink blot…my finest moment!	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
936	Liquid Ink doesn't correct this, does it?	1.3085	0.05245	94	67	25	2
937	After we’re done, may I take my family pictures home?	1.3085	0.05459	94	68	23	3
938	That’s the day I SPLURGED…	1.3085	0.05863	94	70	19	5
939	It's starting to feel like you're using my words against me.	1.3084	0.05698	107	81	19	7
940	That's not cool, doc. I mean, it's okay when WE say 'blot,' but it's kind of our word, y'know?	1.3084	0.05541	107	80	21	6
941	I hate the part where I have to look inside myself.	1.3084	0.05379	107	79	23	5
942	It's some of my best work. I can't help that your clients are dense.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
943	Again, I just see my mother.	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
944	Yes, that's an inkblot. Your point?	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
945	I have absolutely no inkling.	1.3077	0.05479	104	77	22	5
946	Yeah , but it was my first time	1.3077	0.06190	91	69	16	6
947	I’m at wits’ end. I can’t control my blotter problem.	1.3077	0.06190	91	69	16	6
948	It's a blot. Just a fucking blot.	1.3077	0.06573	91	71	12	8
949	Same as the last nine - human error.	1.3077	0.06385	91	70	14	7
950	Mother. They all look like mother.	1.3071	0.05304	127	97	21	9
951	My five-year-old could do that.	1.3070	0.05727	114	88	17	9
952	No, not reminds me... that was my father.	1.3069	0.06092	101	78	15	8
953	Do you really think you're going to use those on ME?	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
954	Imagine I showed you a picture of splattered human remains and asked, "What do you see here?" Now do you get my point?	1.3068	0.06734	88	69	11	8
955	The diagnosis is leakage.	1.3068	0.06334	88	67	15	6
956	My father's last squirt.	1.3068	0.05682	88	64	21	3
957	I could make a few of those for you if the price is right.	1.3068	0.06334	88	67	15	6
958	I'm sick and tired of everyone blaming me for their problems.	1.3067	0.06837	75	57	13	5
959	My mother frowns in every picture.	1.3063	0.05694	111	85	18	8
960	My poor cousin.	1.3063	0.05245	111	82	24	5
961	Yes, as a kid I was all over the place!	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
962	I get it, I get it. I'm keeping it all bottled up inside. --Brian Carroll, Rome, Ga.	1.3063	0.05836	111	86	16	9
963	Uncle Ralph, rest his soul.	1.3061	0.06052	98	75	16	7
964	It’s just allergies.	1.3061	0.06052	98	75	16	7
965	It's my mother, they're all my mother.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
966	Well, you startled me!	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
967	What does it look like? I'm incontinent, doc!	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
968	I’m not ashamed. Posing for those life drawings put me through school.	1.3061	0.06052	98	75	16	7
969	Doc, I'm really starting to see myself.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
970	It contains multitudes.	1.3059	0.06905	85	67	10	8
971	It’s such a relief not to have to keep all this bottled up inside me.	1.3059	0.06487	85	65	14	6
972	My mother would be very upset about this.	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
973	That looks like my used Kleenex.	1.3059	0.06040	85	63	18	4
974	Well, I see irony, of course, though not in the classic sense.	1.3059	0.05803	85	62	20	3
975	That just about says it all.	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
976	Where’s the Whiteout when you need it?	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
977	Oh, yeah, back when I was just a little squirt, right?	1.3059	0.05803	85	62	20	3
978	I’m telling you, Dr. Rorschach, work with me and I’ll make us both famous.	1.3059	0.06040	85	63	18	4
979	You pervert.. I squirted those in confidence!	1.3056	0.05950	108	84	15	9
980	Hey, I'm an artist. I like to leave my work open to interpretation.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
981	That one looks like the reason for my emptiness.	1.3053	0.05411	95	69	23	3
982	Again, it's my mother yelling at me.	1.3053	0.06184	95	73	15	7
983	You're screwing with my head, aren't you?	1.3053	0.05614	95	70	21	4
984	The King's to blame.	1.3053	0.05614	95	70	21	4
985	OMG, it's Uncle Tony!	1.3049	0.07089	82	65	9	8
986	Back then, I got blotto much too often.	1.3049	0.05673	82	59	21	2
987	That just makes me feel empty inside.	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
988	My emotions are apparently bottled up, but they are at least symmetrical...	1.3048	0.05434	105	78	22	5
989	You say you have concerns about my résumé?	1.3043	0.05729	92	68	20	4
990	I feel exploited	1.3043	0.06324	92	71	14	7
991	Oh, that's clearly a sneeze.	1.3043	0.05683	115	89	17	9
992	Thanks Doc. I'm just sure why a photo of my family reunion will help.	1.3043	0.06324	92	71	14	7
993	That’s Uncle Phil!”	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
994	I see just a little bit of myself in all of these images.	1.3038	0.07059	79	62	10	7
995	Aw Doc, I just slipped-sometimes a slip is just a slip.	1.3036	0.05505	112	85	20	7
996	You really need to be more careful when you fill your pen.	1.3034	0.06272	89	68	15	6
997	I see my baby diapers.	1.3034	0.06472	89	69	13	7
998	You killed my brother!	1.3034	0.05851	89	66	19	4
999	Where did you get a picture of my ex?	1.3030	0.05824	99	75	18	6
1000	That's straight from the heart, doc.	1.3030	0.05266	99	72	24	3
1001	No problem, that's my uncle Charlie.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1002	Yup, that's my ex.	1.3030	0.05824	99	75	18	6
1003	I see a fountain pen, JUST A FOUNTAIN PEN!	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1004	I had an inkling you might be shocked.	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
1005	What does it mean? I sneezed	1.3028	0.06044	109	86	13	10
1006	That's not funny.	1.3026	0.06759	76	58	13	5
1007	It's not what you think...	1.3026	0.07014	76	59	11	6
1008	I see anger and frustration.	1.3023	0.06421	86	66	14	6
1009	Sorry about that.	1.3023	0.05747	86	63	20	3
1010	A dirty diaper. Next?	1.3023	0.06204	86	65	16	5
1011	I see a doctor failing to consider his patient's feelings	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
1012	A nice 'Gesundheit' would suffice.	1.3023	0.05503	86	62	22	2
1013	That's the birth of my first child.	1.3021	0.06304	96	75	13	8
1014	Jesus Eddie, I told you - I don’t know the guy!	1.3021	0.05758	96	72	19	5
1015	Sneeze.	1.3019	0.05221	106	78	24	4
1016	And then it all went splat	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
1017	I get that you want me to say it's something dark,buried deep within,but honestly Doc,I just see a used Kleenex.	1.3017	0.05506	116	89	19	8
1018	I see a derivative piece of art, Doc. Is that what you want to hear?	1.3014	0.06948	73	56	12	5
1019	That proves nothing!	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1020	Mom. They're all Mom.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1021	I see my ex was here earlier.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1022	Just like the last twenty — it’s a 1965 Waterman’s intense black.	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1023	I can't be sure, but it might be cousin Ed	1.3010	0.05988	103	80	15	8
1024	It looks like Mom...	1.3010	0.05661	103	78	19	6
1025	That's the old me, I swear.	1.3009	0.05463	113	86	20	7
1026	I did that during my Blue Period	1.3009	0.05463	113	86	20	7
1027	Wait, wait, don’t tell me.	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
1028	I don’t want to say. It’s too painful.	1.3009	0.05881	113	89	14	10
1029	Mother,ok?! They all remind me of Mother!	1.3000	0.06981	80	63	10	7
1030	I see a naked woman	1.3000	0.05563	110	84	19	7
1031	It happens every time I open up, Doc…	1.3000	0.06133	110	88	11	11
1032	That's on you buddy. I know what I meant	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1033	THAT'S when I knew I had Covid.	1.3000	0.07249	60	45	12	3
1034	Again! Porn.	1.3000	0.06264	80	60	16	4
1035	I’ll never get away from that year at art school	1.3000	0.06751	80	62	12	6
1036	I got a little excited...	1.3000	0.06751	80	62	12	6
1037	Timmy! My God, you killed Timmy!	1.3000	0.06751	80	62	12	6
1038	I've always been afraid to confront my inner self	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1039	I see my father's death.	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1040	- "It's Just Allergies, I promise. "	1.3000	0.06409	90	70	13	7
1041	That was the last one I did, before they bought a printer	1.3000	0.05737	80	58	20	2
1042	Ah yes, like Chunk “I spilled my guts!”	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1043	I keep a tight lid on this part of myself.	1.2991	0.04896	117	86	27	4
1044	...my nephew, Sherman.	1.2991	0.05007	107	78	26	3
1045	It’s what my mother always said I’d amount to.	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
1046	I get it,I got a little excited,I apologize.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1047	I'd recognize him anywhere	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1048	Uncle George, again. They all look like Uncle George.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1049	Yeah,I knew that guy,too.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1050	Looks like six more weeks of seasonal affective disorder.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1051	How is this supposed to help my anxiety?	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1052	My son or my daughter, I can't remember which.	1.2989	0.05691	87	64	20	3
1053	Sorry, I couldn't find a tissue on your desk.	1.2989	0.06356	87	67	14	6
1054	Reminds of when Uncle Ned flipped his lid at the peace treaty ceremony.	1.2989	0.05451	87	63	22	2
1055	That's what happens when I get too excited.	1.2987	0.06149	77	57	17	3
1056	I guess I wrote it off the top of my head.	1.2987	0.05865	77	56	19	2
1057	I swear I did not plagiarize	1.2981	0.05271	104	77	23	4
1058	Is it okay if I just disappear?	1.2979	0.05202	94	68	24	2
1059	That’s not one of mine.	1.2979	0.06387	94	74	12	8
1060	Art begins at conception.	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1061	Nice reflexes! Damn allergies.	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1062	Is it too late to mention that my cousin is Whiteout?	1.2976	0.06287	84	64	15	5
1063	It's like my whole life just splashed before my eyes.	1.2973	0.06590	74	56	14	4
1064	That one was just a sneeze.	1.2973	0.06590	74	56	14	4
1065	This is so like my mom's side of the squid family.	1.2973	0.06303	74	55	16	3
1066	My birth certificate?	1.2973	0.06303	74	55	16	3
1067	I like to come here and spill my guts.	1.2973	0.06865	74	57	12	5
1068	Aw, c'mon Doc, they all look like my mother to me.	1.2970	0.06060	101	79	14	8
1069	Like a lonely night all alone	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
1070	That looks like him, but I am not sure. It was dark.	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
1071	I see myself...but I guess a lot of patients say that.	1.2967	0.06347	91	71	13	7
1072	Look, I just make them. What do YOU see?	1.2967	0.06347	91	71	13	7
1073	I see the future, and it's all ballpoint pens.	1.2967	0.06151	91	70	15	6
1074	Takes me back to my childhood...	1.2963	0.06677	81	63	12	6
1075	Shame. I feel shame.	1.2963	0.06197	81	61	16	4
1076	Why do you always say it’s about my mother?	1.2963	0.06677	81	63	12	6
1077	I've never seen that man before in my life!	1.2959	0.06190	98	77	13	8
1078	That’s Jimmy, Jimmy Hoffa!	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1079	I can’t help but see a piece of myself in it.	1.2959	0.04856	98	70	27	1
1080	Yes, this is about my mother	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1081	Every one of these tests takes a little more out of me, doc.	1.2958	0.06467	71	53	15	3
1082	All I see is what a mess I’ve made.	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1083	Must I really see the crime scene photos?	1.2957	0.05380	115	88	20	7
1084	Again....my grandfather's.....his Rorschach period...	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1085	That looks like my Uncle Ted.	1.2955	0.06497	88	69	12	7
1086	I may have been responsible.	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1087	Holy Hermann Rorschach! You're saying this is the moment my aversion to symmetry began revealing itself in my work?	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
1088	I don't like to talk about what happened to my mother.	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
1089	Owe-- that's aunt Edith.	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
1090	My pay scale goes up if you want them in more than one colour, Doc”.	1.2952	0.05567	105	80	19	6
1091	I'm so tired of spilling my guts.	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1092	Rorschach, what a quack.	1.2949	0.05802	78	57	19	2
1093	I feel like my life is dripping away	1.2949	0.06350	78	59	15	4
1094	I just can’t get it to come out the way I see it in my head.	1.2949	0.05802	78	57	19	2
1095	Oh God, it has to start with HER!	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1096	What do you mean what does it look like? Its literally a picture of me pouring my heart out!	1.2947	0.06147	95	74	14	7
1097	Ah yes, I think I may have spotted this before.	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1098	I just call that one “Tuesday”.	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1099	I can't. That's clearly from my mother.	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1100	That's the day I had diarrhea.	1.2941	0.05993	85	64	17	4
1101	All I see is myself	1.2941	0.05993	85	64	17	4
1102	That one is nothing. I just made it to mess with people.	1.2941	0.06444	85	66	13	6
1103	They chose my blot as the center fold.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1104	Seriously Doc, I just don’t think I can spend one more session talking about my mother.	1.2941	0.05993	85	64	17	4
1105	It looks like a ink spot to me!	1.2936	0.05576	109	84	18	7
1106	Who invented this horror?	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1107	I think you know exactly what that means.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1108	I don't know what to tell ya, doc. The world just feels so black and white.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1109	It’s my life, flashing before my eyes.	1.2935	0.05250	92	67	23	2
1110	Ugh...I look so fat in that bathing suit.	1.2933	0.07296	75	60	8	7
1111	Sorry about the job application form--I have a cold.	1.2933	0.05935	75	55	18	2
1112	It makes me sad because I never got royalties for any of them	1.2933	0.05935	75	55	18	2
1113	Wasn't me. I was out of town that day	1.2931	0.05613	116	91	16	9
1114	Oh, I see Janet is still modelling…	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1115	I feel like you’re gonna call me a narcissist again if we keep doing these.	1.2929	0.05420	99	74	21	4
1116	Some of my best work!	1.2929	0.05788	99	76	17	6
1117	Blame the pen, not me.	1.2929	0.05227	99	73	23	3
1118	This one looks like how a heavy drinking night ends for me.	1.2929	0.05420	99	74	21	4
1119	I’ve been used	1.2927	0.06132	82	62	16	4
1120	Yes, that's my normal signature.	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1121	I feel like I see this every day	1.2921	0.06432	89	70	12	7
1122	That looks like exhibit “A” against us when we sued to stop the ballpoint take over.	1.2921	0.06432	89	70	12	7
1123	I feel used.	1.2917	0.06076	72	53	17	2
1124	I'm done with talking about my family."	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1125	Large lactating breasts!	1.2917	0.06689	72	55	13	4
1126	How many more, Doc? - that’s just about the whole family.’	1.2917	0.06091	96	75	14	7
1127	You've got to help me, Dr. Rorschach! I've been coughing that stuff up for a week now, and I don't know what it means.	1.2913	0.05793	103	80	16	7
1128	That’s my cousin Earnest. He was always a big splash around town.	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1129	That's a little gory don't you think?	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1130	I used to be all over the place back then!	1.2909	0.04718	110	80	28	2
1131	My mother. Literally.	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1132	Wrong. Try again.	1.2907	0.06589	86	68	11	7
1133	Yeah, I spat that out back in kindergarten. I got no idea what it is either.	1.2907	0.06378	86	67	13	6
1134	That's my signature. Now don't go all Rorschach on me!	1.2907	0.06589	86	68	11	7
1135	That is my DNA your honor!	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1136	I see the son I never had!	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1137	I tried to blot that one from memory."	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1138	That brings back memories.	1.2906	0.05300	117	90	20	7
1139	You said to tell you about my mother.	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1140	The inkblot of Dorian Gray.	1.2900	0.05911	100	78	15	7
1141	He's a friend of mine.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1142	I made it so I think I know what it is.	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1143	I just keep seeing my two dimensionality-over and over!	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1144	The pen did it. Ask the pen.	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
1145	Next time, trigger warning.	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
1146	Toilet paper	1.2899	0.07182	69	54	10	5
1147	That’s my oldest boy. Very successful. He’s always in the paper.	1.2899	0.06879	69	53	12	4
1148	Looks like I need a refill.	1.2899	0.06229	69	51	16	2
1149	Grab another card, Doc, I'm about to sneeze again!	1.2899	0.07473	69	55	8	6
1150	I see a person sitting at a desk holding up an inkblot.	1.2899	0.06562	69	52	14	3
1151	Can you see the sauce of your problems?	1.2899	0.07182	69	54	10	5
1152	Everybody's so quick to blame me.	1.2897	0.05477	107	82	19	6
1153	I see you've found out what happens when I get too excited.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1154	Self-portrait!	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1155	My baby pictures are so embarrassing.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1156	Do we have to talk about my mother?	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1157	I see my wife has been spilling her guts again.	1.2892	0.06068	83	63	16	4
1158	Nobody cries over spilled milk, but my mistakes are analyzed to death !	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1159	Ouch! Another Trump lunch hit the wall?	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1160	...Seriously?	1.2889	0.06562	90	72	10	8
1161	It’s a blob Bob.	1.2889	0.05299	90	66	22	2
1162	I'm afraid I do recognize who did that	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1163	I was trying to blot that out	1.2889	0.06369	90	71	12	7
1164	Am I self obsessed, doctor? Every picture looks like me.	1.2887	0.06035	97	76	14	7
1165	I know, I forgot to take my allergy medicine before coming here…	1.2885	0.05409	104	79	20	5
1166	Looks like my diaper.	1.2883	0.05181	111	84	22	5
1167	I dunno Doc...I think it looks like a butterfly.	1.2877	0.06891	73	57	11	5
1168	I see three punctuation errors.	1.2877	0.06891	73	57	11	5
1169	Mom having sex with the plumber.	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1170	I did that one when I was just a little squirt!	1.2875	0.07376	80	66	5	9
1171	Been there, done that.	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1172	C’mon doc, stop showing that to people.	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1173	I just had the flu	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1174	They're all Mother.	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1175	That would be a shart.	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1176	Not mine.	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1177	Indelible.	1.2874	0.05642	87	65	19	3
1178	Let's face it, they all look like my mother.	1.2872	0.05784	94	72	17	5
1179	I already explained this to HR.	1.2872	0.05978	94	73	15	6
1180	I’m too offended to say.	1.2872	0.06350	94	75	11	8
1181	Mama?	1.2871	0.05328	101	76	21	4
1182	My baby’s diaper.	1.2871	0.06026	101	80	13	8
1183	Oh my god; it's that leaky, no-good ballpoint my wife ran off with.	1.2870	0.05742	108	85	15	8
1184	I was just playing around on paper one day and EVERYONE's put SO MUCH meaning into it	1.2857	0.05591	112	88	16	8
1185	Again, I only see trauma	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1186	Sorry, I'm just getting over a cold.	1.2857	0.06306	91	72	12	7
1187	I have ink-continence, Doc.	1.2857	0.06481	70	53	14	3
1188	My son! What did you do to my son?	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1189	Do my tears mean nothing?	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1190	What have you done to my brother's guts?	1.2857	0.05230	98	73	22	3
1191	Do you call this art?	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1192	I came here for a therapy session, not a confession…	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1193	Yeah, that's me.	1.2857	0.06110	91	71	14	6
1194	Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot, Doc!	1.2857	0.05807	70	51	18	1
1195	That's my cousin, I believe	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1196	That's my archrival India hitting a concrete floor.	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1197	I haven't seen her since high school!	1.2857	0.06306	91	72	12	7
1198	A snake eating its own tail.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1199	My first thought is it’s me. Does that mean I’m a narcissist?	1.2857	0.06465	84	66	12	6
1200	Honestly, it's just a reflection of who I am inside.	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1201	So, I'm clumsy.	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1202	I can see my time's up	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1203	How can I see myself the way others see me?	1.2857	0.05182	77	55	22	0
1204	Once again I have to go with 'Used Handkerchief.'	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1205	That's only half the story.	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1206	I see the obvious.	1.2857	0.07091	70	55	10	5
1207	I refuse to incriminate myself	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1208	It's hard to say. I feel all bottled up.	1.2843	0.05639	102	79	17	6
1209	I've got a leaky bladder, so sue me.	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1210	Uh, an ink blot?	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1211	Yes, well, sometimes sex is messy.	1.2842	0.06290	95	76	11	8
1212	I don't even recognize myself anymore	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1213	It's a family photo album.	1.2841	0.05348	88	65	21	2
1214	Yup, that’s me all over.	1.2841	0.06455	88	70	11	7
1215	Yes, my name is Rorschach. No, I didn't copy someone else's test.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1216	Sad to say it's a bullseye.	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1217	Another window into my soul	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1218	Trust me, you don’t want to know	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1219	Doc, same answer as all the others. I see my emotionally unavailable mother.	1.2840	0.05620	81	60	19	2
1220	Oops, sorry!	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
1221	These are some examples of the inappropriate pornographic work your son has been making in art class.	1.2840	0.06628	81	64	11	6
1222	That's about me missing the school bus and skipping school.	1.2838	0.06531	74	57	13	4
1223	I’m trying to block that out.	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
1224	I would like to start with something more simple than regressive memory techniques.	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
1225	Rorschawk is always putting the squeeze on me.	1.2838	0.06531	74	57	13	4
1226	I see you found out I spilled my guts to the journalist.	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
1227	It's from my Blue Period.	1.2838	0.06531	74	57	13	4
1228	I can't even go there.	1.2836	0.06991	67	52	11	4
1229	You don’t see it? It’s a self portrait.	1.2836	0.06660	67	51	13	3
1230	So, now it is classified!	1.2836	0.07610	67	54	7	6
1231	I swear, I would never do such a thing with the photocopier.	1.2836	0.06311	67	50	15	2
1232	You know me better than I know myself (sniff).	1.2826	0.05426	92	69	20	3
1233	It looks like dear old dad.	1.2826	0.06434	92	74	10	8
1234	Looks like gibberish to me.	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1235	I find these gory crime-scene photos very disturbing.	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
1236	That looks like Uncle Fred when he gets smashed.	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1237	You could just as well ask Freud about his mother.	1.2824	0.06398	85	67	12	6
1238	You think that's funny? That's my ex-wife!	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1239	All I see is my dad.	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1240	That was before. Now I feel all bottled up.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1241	Why, that's my m-m-mm-mo-mo- mother!	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
1242	It’s a bit literal, don’t you think?	1.2821	0.05741	78	58	18	2
1243	That's a picture of my brother from Brooklyn.	1.2817	0.07284	71	57	8	6
1244	This is my baby!	1.2817	0.06708	71	55	12	4
1245	I see my mother in this one, too.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1246	What do I see? Well,obviously Doc,this is my mom,my dad and me at drop off on the first day off school.	1.2816	0.05758	103	81	15	7
1247	It might sound Oedipal, but that one's definitely Mom.	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1248	The White House's West Wing dining room wall?"	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1249	It’s from Jackson Pollack’s dark period	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1250	Reminds me of people who say I can’t do a butterfly.	1.2809	0.06187	89	70	13	6
1251	I thought we agreed no family stuff this week.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1252	These sessions take everything out of me.	1.2809	0.05051	89	65	23	1
1253	That one is a picture of my father cooking spaghetti. Why are you so interested Dr. Rorschach?	1.2807	0.04907	114	86	24	4
1254	It is what it is...	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1255	Mom. They all look like Mom.	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1256	That one looks like my ex too. I still miss Tinta.	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1257	Uh ... broccoli?	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1258	Now let's talk about your recent outburst.	1.2805	0.06556	82	65	11	6
1259	How do you THINK I feel when I look at that?	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1260	I’m going to really have to ink about that one.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1261	Look, we’ve been over this, I just sneezed ok? It doesn’t mean anything.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1262	Cousin Ralph.	1.2800	0.05700	100	78	16	6
1263	Sorry Doc, but you know I can't cover my mouth when I sneeze.	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
1264	My id on steroids.	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
1265	I see the endless frustration of forgotten user names and passwords.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
1266	Exactly!	1.2796	0.05154	93	69	22	2
1267	I really see myself in this one.	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1268	My first wife	1.2794	0.06574	68	52	13	3
1269	I see a questionable diagnostic tool that stereotypes my people.	1.2794	0.06574	68	52	13	3
1270	You sicko.	1.2794	0.06900	68	53	11	4
1271	Tom Cruise.	1.2794	0.06900	68	53	11	4
1272	It took a lot of courage to spill my guts out like that.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1273	Is that a mustard seed?	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1274	Don't mock me.	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1275	You shouldn’t be showing me sex pictures!	1.2788	0.05372	104	80	19	5
1276	It reminds me of my first breakdown when I began to leak.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1277	My nephew, Burt...	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1278	Well of course I know what it is, but I don't know what it means.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1279	It's not mine!	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
1280	As an artist,you just pour your heart out on the page.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1281	I’m afraid that reminds me of my mother as well.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1282	I know it’s a cliché, but it looks like my mother.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1283	Cousin Ken?	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1284	That's not at all what I meant to say.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1285	A devastating waste of bodily fluid.	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1286	-I see blood, blood everywhere..	1.2784	0.05997	97	77	13	7
1287	It looks like every mistake I've ever made.	1.2784	0.05627	97	75	17	5
1288	Tequila plus burrito.	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1289	Is everybody a comedian?	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1290	I swear it's not mine. I haven't been opened in months!	1.2778	0.07459	72	59	6	7
1291	I take the 5th.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1292	Well, Mr. Lenin, it says to me that the Capitalists will sell us the rope that we will use to hang them.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1293	I want you to go deep in the inkwell and tell me what you see.	1.2778	0.07192	72	58	8	6
1294	So, where did you get the photo of my wife?	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1295	That one makes me want to spill my guts.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1296	you MADE her say that!	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
1297	This is not what I meant by "visualize your problems".	1.2772	0.05288	101	77	20	4
1298	Your'e saying I should look within myself?	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
1299	It looks like an octopus shooting ink in a futile attempt to escape the reality of its transient, inane existence…or a bat…yeah, I think it’s a bat.	1.2769	0.07108	65	51	10	4
1300	Can I call a friend?	1.2769	0.07108	65	51	10	4
1301	I miss you, Mom	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
1302	This is getting a bit too personal for me.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1303	It's like looking into a mirror.	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
1304	That one should have come with a trigger warning.	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
1305	I know the artist so this might be pointless.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
1306	This is a bit personal, don't you think?	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1307	I get angry sometimes	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
1308	I’m tired of being used.	1.2762	0.05661	105	83	15	7
1309	It was under my husband’s mattress.	1.2762	0.05661	105	83	15	7
1310	WTF! ..I don’t know.. the klutz knocked me over.	1.2759	0.05345	87	65	20	2
1311	How did you make it so symmetrical?	1.2759	0.05590	87	66	18	3
1312	What an ink well says to a octopus : Black is beautiful.	1.2755	0.05186	98	74	21	3
1313	I see my life running out one drop at a time.	1.2755	0.05577	98	76	17	5
1314	I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it.	1.2755	0.05186	98	74	21	3
1315	''The story of my life?''	1.2755	0.05577	98	76	17	5
1316	My cousin Vinny.	1.2755	0.05577	98	76	17	5
1317	Is this some kind of cruel joke?	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1318	Oh, no, it's a blotter infection!	1.2754	0.07117	69	55	9	5
1319	Mar-A-Lardo?	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1320	I see a blot of me in that.	1.2754	0.07411	69	56	7	6
1321	That’s Me All Over	1.2754	0.07117	69	55	9	5
1322	My ultrasound	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1323	You deplete me.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1324	...so just anything off the top of my head?	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1325	I have a constant fear of inkjaculation, premature or not.	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1326	My childhood"	1.2750	0.06650	80	64	10	6
1327	I've been trying to hold that inside me.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1328	Know it? I invented it!	1.2750	0.06884	80	65	8	7
1329	You want to talk about my mother, again?	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1330	I see spilled potential.	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
1331	Dr. Freud, my mother has nothing to do with this.	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
1332	I see a broken fountain pen.	1.2745	0.05771	102	81	14	7
1333	OK, it was a youthful indiscretion! But now it's gone viral, and everybody is reading so much into it!	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1334	Why are you showing me, pictures of my dead relatives?	1.2740	0.06248	73	56	14	3
1335	I'd say that's an inkblot!	1.2740	0.07103	73	59	8	6
1336	Sorry, but you were out of toilet paper	1.2740	0.07103	73	59	8	6
1337	My character in the Marvel Universe.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1338	Oh no! That’s my late sister! Why would you show me that??	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1339	Sorry. It must’ve been something I ate,	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1340	Dad? Is that you?	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1341	Good heavens! That''s my aunt Alice!	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1342	oh that? That's nothing!	1.2738	0.06416	84	67	11	6
1343	Sorry about the card. I sneezed in the middle of signing it. The whole department wishes you a happy retirement.	1.2738	0.06636	84	68	9	7
1344	it's a picture of my parents fighting...	1.2737	0.06068	95	76	12	7
1345	What does it mean if I see a bottle of White-Out?	1.2727	0.07012	66	52	10	4
1346	To you it's an ink blot. To me, it's the essence of my very soul.	1.2727	0.06671	66	51	12	3
1347	Well its my first attempt ! I WILL get better..	1.2727	0.06203	88	70	12	6
1348	I don't know. I guess that's me all over the place.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1349	I can't do this anymore. I'm dried up.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1350	For this, I pay a hundred and fifty bucks a session?	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1351	I have no idea why my early work gets all the attention, when my recent canvasses are so much more sophisticated.	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1352	The tracks of my tears.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1353	Dude,seriously?	1.2727	0.06610	88	72	8	8
1354	My kid doesn't understand me.	1.2727	0.07012	66	52	10	4
1355	My blood, sweat, and tears went into making that	1.2727	0.06572	77	61	11	5
1356	Oops, my bad.	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
1357	And you want me to answer off the top of my head?	1.2718	0.05721	103	82	14	7
1358	This is the reason I'm here.	1.2717	0.06007	92	73	13	6
1359	Yes, I have a problem with bladder control.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
1360	It looks like a bottle of ink analyzing an ink blot.	1.2717	0.06202	92	74	11	7
1361	That's so sad.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1362	Yes, I recall that one, from my Abstract Expressionism phase.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1363	It’s upside down.	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1364	I really don’t remember what I said.	1.2717	0.06576	92	76	7	9
1365	Doctor you're right...I'm seeing more clearly what's in side of me	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1366	How did you get my X-rays?	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1367	Reminds me of a burp from long ago.	1.2716	0.06337	81	64	12	5
1368	Yes. My soul is dark...	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1369	Don’t you feel like asking the artist kind of defeats the purpose?	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1370	No one bothered to ask how the Rorschach makes me feel.	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1371	How do you explain this blot on your résumé?	1.2716	0.06337	81	64	12	5
1372	You're gonna say I'm a narcissist.	1.2714	0.05354	70	51	19	0
1373	Doesn't this feel a little redundant?	1.2714	0.06410	70	54	13	3
1374	I think 'God bless you.' is appropriate.	1.2714	0.07026	70	56	9	5
1375	Doctor, this is why I'm so depressed. That's my nephew.	1.2714	0.07026	70	56	9	5
1376	Apologies, could not find my tissues	1.2714	0.07026	70	56	9	5
1377	It’s as if you can see into my very soul….. .	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
1378	Can I have a tissue?"	1.2708	0.05826	96	76	14	6
1379	That’s also a sneeze	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1380	Haters will say it’s photoshopped.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1381	…then this Rorschach guy pressed me back into the fold	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1382	That piece is from my Neo-modern period. I've move beyond that style.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1383	It's not what it looks like, whatever that is.	1.2706	0.05394	85	64	19	2
1384	I'm telling you, my mother was nothing like that.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1385	It’s Jim!	1.2706	0.06565	85	69	9	7
1386	Please don't make me look at my mother's picture!	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1387	I could do better.	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
1388	Political opponents fighting in a polite and civil manner? Okay, okay I am crazy.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1389	That's a picture of my dad who was in the pen and we didn't know how long the sentence would be.	1.2706	0.06565	85	69	9	7
1390	It would be funnier with a caption.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1391	I see a lack of punctuation in my life.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1392	That one's my mother as well.	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
1393	No one gets me.	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
1394	It's been a long time but I'd say it's either cousin Mary or Aunt Sue.	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
1395	Every mother thinks her child is beautiful.	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
1396	My son. He's a bum.	1.2703	0.05543	74	55	18	1
1397	I told you I was all over the place.	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
1398	Destiny.	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
1399	Sorry Doc, I got a cold	1.2700	0.05660	100	79	15	6
1400	Are you trying to get me to spill my guts?	1.2698	0.06482	63	48	13	2
1401	Doctor, all I see is dead bodies. What's wrong with me!	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1402	They told me to let it all out on the page.	1.2697	0.06140	89	71	12	6
1403	It embarrases me to admit to having created that one.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1404	It was a cry for help!	1.2697	0.05243	89	67	20	2
1405	You are a sick, twisted bastard.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1406	I see blood.	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1407	I’ve always had Mother issues.	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
1408	Just what are you insinuating sir?	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
1409	Yeah, I remember when I did that one. It was the day I found out the neighbor,Rory, shacked up with my wife.	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
1410	My bad. I didn’t realize selfies were frowned upon.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1411	That would be Uncle Ed, hit by a beer truck as he was crossing Fifth and Vine.	1.2687	0.06583	67	52	12	3
1412	Please don't ask me to explain myself Dr. Rorscach.	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
1413	I see my future.	1.2687	0.07238	67	54	8	5
1414	I tell you I’m innocent; it’s definitely not my work!	1.2687	0.07544	67	55	6	6
1415	I swear I didn't do that!	1.2683	0.06504	82	66	10	6
1416	For some reason it reminds me of my mother	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
1417	My underwear ??	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
1418	It's all a blur.	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
1419	Oops, I did it again.	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
1420	Rorschach Series 6, card number 9 .. am I pentiliarphobic Doc ?	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
1421	How did you get a picture of my mother?	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
1422	Looks like a waste of ink to me.	1.2680	0.05773	97	77	14	6
1423	I don’t want to be negative, but spilling my guts and then trying to interpret it myself seems ludicrous.	1.2676	0.06937	71	57	9	5
1424	I'm not sure where she gets it, teacher, certainly from his father's side.	1.2676	0.06937	71	57	9	5
1425	Doc, I've already spilled everything.	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
1426	It's true ... I'm addicted to porn.	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
1427	Do we have to discuss my mother again?	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
1428	Oh shit!	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
1429	Not my work; it's sick.	1.2673	0.05245	101	78	19	4
1430	About last week’s cartoon. None of the winning captions are the least funny. Many better ones were submitted.	1.2667	0.06281	90	73	10	7
1431	Please! I've lost too many friends that way.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
1432	I DO look a lot like my Grandmother.	1.2667	0.05480	75	56	18	1
1433	Doc, I swear I'm not a narcissist, but it's like looking inside myself.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1434	It's always my death.	1.2667	0.06932	75	61	8	6
1435	Oh my god, what did you do to my buddy Rory?	1.2667	0.06281	90	73	10	7
1436	I didn’t think it warranted a trip to HR, yet here we are.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1437	Sometimes a Rorschach test is just a Rorschach test.	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1438	I'm concerned it will be a blot on my reputation.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1439	It just came off the top of my head.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1440	Well, don't pretend you're shocked. After all, you're the one with the dirty picture.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1441	Sadly, that's what happened to my twin brother.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
1442	I just needed to express myself.	1.2658	0.06423	79	63	11	5
1443	I see a sad ink-stained life.	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
1444	I see my wayward son"	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
1445	It reminds me of my childhood.	1.2658	0.05317	79	59	19	1
1446	You're not funny Doc.	1.2656	0.06771	64	50	11	3
1447	Of course it reminds me of my mother.	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1448	Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Dr. Horatio...	1.2653	0.05901	98	79	12	7
1449	And I thought that was going to be my Jackson Pollack moment.	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1450	OMG! That’s my worst nightmare!	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
1451	I can sign it if you like	1.2651	0.06875	83	69	6	8
1452	That's one of my self portraits.	1.2647	0.05383	102	80	17	5
1453	Tell it me to me straight Doc, is it IBS?	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
1454	It isn't mine.	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
1455	I'd rather not talk about my father.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1456	Where did you get that photo of my mother from?	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1457	That’s how I reacted when I learned that Mr. Peanut was not my real Father…	1.2644	0.06217	87	70	11	6
1458	There is no way an octopus did that	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1459	I sneezed. Why are you reading into it?	1.2642	0.06040	106	88	8	10
1460	That is my worst nightmare.	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1461	Looks like a squeeze play.	1.2639	0.05231	72	53	19	0
1462	That was one bad day!	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
1463	Nobody I know.	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1464	I was just thinking off the top of my head	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
1465	I had COVID but I'm much better now, thank you.	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1466	It looks like a Rorschach test to me what does it look like to you?	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1467	That was my cousin Bob.	1.2639	0.05592	72	54	17	1
1468	Stop asking what it means, I told you, I sneezed.	1.2639	0.06850	72	58	9	5
1469	Ok fine I have mommy issues.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1470	I feel blotted out	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
1471	That's my life, alright."	1.2632	0.06588	76	61	10	5
1472	The Kegel exercises are just not working.	1.2632	0.06588	76	61	10	5
1473	I see my high school graduation picture!	1.2632	0.06849	76	62	8	6
1474	I've been replaced by a giant nipple.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1475	Doc, I’m struggling with my role in what these ink stains say to people.	1.2632	0.06588	76	61	10	5
1476	Sorry, Doc, but I couldn't find a bathroom anywhere!	1.2626	0.06021	99	81	10	8
1477	It's one of my earlier works called "When I got knocked over as the artist reached for his coffee."	1.2625	0.05260	80	60	19	1
1478	That’s what happened when I tried a squid ink martini.	1.2625	0.06831	80	66	7	7
1479	A mirror. It’s like looking into a mirror.	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
1480	Ejaculate.	1.2625	0.06831	80	66	7	7
1481	You wanted me to spill my guts, so there you go!	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
1482	Oh, no! I thought I hid all my baby pictures!	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
1483	If I say it looks like me, am I a narcissist?	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1484	I threw up.	1.2625	0.07058	80	67	5	8
1485	It’s a bit derivative, don’t you think?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1486	This motherfucker…	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
1487	It is time to get the credit I am due, because without me Rorschach would be nothing!	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1488	I trusted you…	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
1489	Ah yes, that's Blotch, my oldest and most successful. I miss him.	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1490	Why do you have to make everything about my mother?	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1491	Wasted potential. Next?	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1492	I just see the blood sweat and tears of my ancestors.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1493	You don’t want to know.	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1494	You’ve got a sick sense of humor, Doc.	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1495	It looks like my parents having sex.	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
1496	It's a long story.	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
1497	I'm afraid of spraying the wrong thing.	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
1498	The morning after the wife makes tacos.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
1499	Yeah, those are my kids	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
1500	Aaaah-choo!	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
1501	Okay,but this time it actually IS my mother.	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
1502	That's just cruel.	1.2614	0.06362	88	72	9	7
1503	I spilled some taking a selfie.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1504	Of course, it's disturbing. That's my blood on there and Rorschach takes all the credit!	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1505	I had to use something to wipe.	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
1506	Billy the Squid, I’d know him anywhere	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1507	I didn't do it! It wasn't me, I swear!	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
1508	I see someone who couldn't keep his head screwed on.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
1509	You see doc, I've been trying to blot out the past.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1510	I'm sorry about your calendar but I couldn't find a tissue.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
1511	Oh my God,it's Aunt Janice!	1.2609	0.07344	69	57	6	6
1512	A splotch.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
1513	Well, now you're just being offensive.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1514	Are you upset about the company decision to go digital?	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
1515	I don't know what it means , you're the doctor.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1516	Is this your idea of a joke, Dr. Rorchach?	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
1517	It should have been expunged, I was a minor at the time	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
1518	I can't decide. It's either myself splattered on the floor or four dogs playing poker.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
1519	I blame my mother.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
1520	Wow. Talk about cultural appropriation.	1.2603	0.07306	73	61	5	7
1521	That was the day I had too much coffee.	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
1522	The one that got away	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
1523	and that’s when I fell off the ladder	1.2600	0.05966	100	82	10	8
1524	I see my demise-what do you think it means?	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1525	I see my life flashing before me.	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
1526	Unwell	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
1527	I really don't see the humor in this one.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
1528	When you've been in the business as long as I have, they all start to run together.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
1529	Aw cmon, they can’t all be great.	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
1530	May I have the blot’s language of origin?	1.2597	0.06511	77	62	10	5
1531	You're right, it DOES make me think of my mom!	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1532	That one just makes me feel empty.	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
1533	How would you feel if I showed you a picture of YOUR mother?	1.2593	0.06521	81	66	9	6
1534	I don’t see what that has to do with me.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1535	I refuse to answer on account of my bottled-up personality	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1536	‘It’s the original’	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1537	It’s offensive now.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1538	Sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
1539	Looks like a Freudian slip to me.	1.2588	0.06296	85	69	10	6
1540	I admit, I was smashed a lot back then.	1.2588	0.06296	85	69	10	6
1541	I’m really sorry Doc, it won’t happen again.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
1542	I DON'T TEST WELL ...	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1543	Aren’t you going to say ‘Bless you?’	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1544	Doctor, why are you showing me all those dirty pictures.	1.2584	0.06091	89	72	11	6
1545	just a nightcap.	1.2584	0.06091	89	72	11	6
1546	Billy. My BFF	1.2581	0.06478	62	48	12	2
1547	This one also looks like my mother.	1.2581	0.07249	62	50	8	4
1548	Well of course it's about sex!	1.2581	0.06097	93	76	10	7
1549	I always cry when I read a sad novel	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1550	Once again, it looks like my mother.	1.2581	0.07249	62	50	8	4
1551	What do you mean 'disordered' thinking	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1552	My adult bedwetting has become an issue.	1.2576	0.06933	66	53	9	4
1553	Is that how you humans waste my bodily fluid!?	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
1554	I resemble that question	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
1555	It was an accident, that's all.	1.2574	0.05567	101	81	14	6
1556	Yeah, that was me. You’re welcome.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
1557	That’s my ex-wife.	1.2574	0.05567	101	81	14	6
1558	Another ink blot. They all look like ink blots to me.	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
1559	Inky Dinky no do	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
1560	It wasn't my fault!	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
1561	Passport photo	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
1562	This isn’t really making me want to open up.	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
1563	How do you explain this?	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
1564	You're a monster! That was my sister.	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
1565	That’s cousin Louie.	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
1566	That’s my self-portrait	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
1567	Are you stalking my Instagram feed, Doc?	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
1568	I’m just a little squirt.	1.2568	0.06682	74	60	9	5
1569	That one looks like my mother, too.	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
1570	I see my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Rorschach.”	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
1571	I had nothing to do with King Charles and the Bloody pen.	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
1572	Do you want my undiluted answer?	1.2568	0.06682	74	60	9	5
1573	I demand a PIGMENT test!	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
1574	Doctor, hasn't there been enough ink spilled on that subject?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
1575	Ugh ... I remember that day ... not a good one.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
1576	It looks like Freud wrestling a butterfly.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
1577	I see the money my parents wasted on my art degree	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1578	I did not have sexual relations with that piece of sheet	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
1579	Sorry, I didn't mean to splatter all over the fonts.	1.2564	0.06689	78	64	8	6
1580	This really isn't helping with my PTSD, doc.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
1581	Alas,poor Inky,I knew him well	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
1582	Damned ED! Why must you taunt me so?	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
1583	That's what those sickos did to my father.	1.2561	0.06449	82	67	9	6
1584	I might as well be looking in the mirror.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
1585	That looks like me all over	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
1586	. . . and they never call!	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
1587	Why do you always think we suffer from pens envy?	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1588	No, I really see my father.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1589	I'm trying to draw a line under the past but you keep bringing up these blots on my character.	1.2558	0.06230	86	70	10	6
1590	I feel somehow diminished	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
1591	I don’t know what my mother has to do with this.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
1592	Yes, I did sit on your desk while I waited for you.	1.2556	0.06233	90	74	9	7
1593	The Inkspots.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
1594	Why do you always bring up my father?	1.2553	0.06225	94	78	8	8
1595	Look, who hasn’t shit their pants at some point?	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1596	That one is from our family vacation to Europe. Can't you see I was so happy then?	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1597	A "bless you" wouldn't hurt.	1.2545	0.06972	55	43	10	2
1598	My ceiling after blowing my top.	1.2542	0.07087	59	47	9	3
1599	I can’t help but see myself	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
1600	Precious bodily fluids, again."	1.2540	0.05973	63	48	14	1
1601	You'd have problems, too, if your name was Elmer.	1.2540	0.06776	63	50	10	3
1602	I put my heart and soul into that	1.2540	0.05973	63	48	14	1
1603	It looks like someone's lid isn't screwed on too tight.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
1604	White Out.	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
1605	Stupid question, that's a picture of my oldest son.	1.2537	0.07163	67	55	7	5
1606	I thought sperm banks would be a little more discrete than this sir.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
1607	It frightens me and I can't control it. Is it curable?	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
1608	It’s my mother’s favorite splotch.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
1609	Why are you showing me this?	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
1610	The meaning is fluid.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
1611	It’s black garlic, I swear!	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
1612	I swear it’s not what it looks like...but what do you see?	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
1613	I just don't have it in me any more.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
1614	Uh, I need to use your restroom!	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
1615	Whatever it is, I’m blotting it out.	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
1616	Stain!	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
1617	I’ve got nothing.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
1618	I see someone who needs a little talk about cultural appropriation.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
1619	You're real sick, you know that Doc?	1.2533	0.06869	75	62	7	6
1620	I told you it’s just a sneeze. They’re all sneezes.	1.2533	0.06601	75	61	9	5
1621	A masterpiece.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
1622	I know I'm here to work on my fear of abandonment...but will you give it a rest with the family photos?	1.2533	0.07126	75	63	5	7
1623	I don't see what you mean by self-indulgent.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
1624	I was very angry that day and it was an out of control squirt.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
1625	My mother walking in on me when I was 15.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
1626	Dr. Rorchach, I’d think very carefully before you allow me to provide the ‘correct response’ to my ink blot!	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
1627	It makes me want to vomit.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
1628	Just another bad hair day	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
1629	Is this going to be on the test?	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
1630	Also your mother.	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
1631	Well now you’re just patronizing me	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
1632	Rorschach took all the credit and left me dry.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
1633	Of course I see my mother. That is literally my mother.	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
1634	That looks like one of my wet dreams.	1.2530	0.06378	83	68	9	6
1635	I’m sorry Dr. Rorschach, I’ve had an upset stomach, but maybe you can find a good use for them..?	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
1636	To be honest, I see Rorschach's face in every one.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
1637	I really gave that one my all.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
1638	If I say I was thinking about my mom, you have to promise not to say the words ‘Oedipus complex’	1.2527	0.05970	91	74	11	6
1639	Show me one that doesn’t look like my Aunt Ruth	1.2527	0.05970	91	74	11	6
1640	Are you trying to trigger me?!	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
1641	Oh, mommy. I still miss you.	1.2500	0.06077	84	68	11	5
1642	My mom...again.	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
1643	It feels like I'm spilling my guts out.	1.2500	0.05139	72	54	18	0
1644	Like you've never said anything you regret.	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
1645	Let me tell you about my mother.	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
1646	My carpet after I leaked.	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
1647	Really? Talk about ethnic insensitivity!	1.2500	0.07043	64	52	8	4
1648	It's all just such a waste!	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
1649	I thought this was a safe space.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
1650	Once again all I see is my mother.	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
1651	Oh dear, it's happened again.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
1652	'That's the story of my life."	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
1653	I don’t come here and show you pictures of your intestines.	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
1654	You've got to be kidding.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
1655	An Inkblot, really?? ... why bring up mistakes I made before ballpoint pens became popular!!??	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
1656	Is this going to be a blot on my career?	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
1657	Sorry – I thought this was sex therapy.	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
1658	It's my mother abandoning me again. Do we have to keep going?	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1659	I'm not paying you to look at baby pictures.	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
1660	You do this EVERY DAY? This is your JOB!?? And I'M the one who needs help?	1.2500	0.07066	68	56	7	5
1661	I was never Mirandized, and I want an attorney.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
1662	Oh my God! That’s Hector!	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
1663	My life's work, lost.	1.2500	0.06563	60	47	11	2
1664	That's one of the Ink Spots singers.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
1665	I thought you wanted me to spill my guts.	1.2500	0.05735	96	78	12	6
1666	Why do they all look like my ex?	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
1667	Oh no, not Carl!	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
1668	King Charles’s signature.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
1669	I resent the implicit bias!	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
1670	Is it true I'll go blind?	1.2500	0.06780	72	59	8	5
1671	That’s my cousin Ernie. Totally one dimensional.	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
1672	That looks like my wife just after the accident.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
1673	Clearly not mine; I'm type O positive.	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
1674	It’s the love child of Dr Rorschach and my wife	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
1675	Doctor — with all due respect, I’m an anthropomorphized ink bottle; not a manic depressive.	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
1676	It looks like one of my Baby Pictures.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
1677	I’m sorry I left my cum rag on your desk Mr. Rafferty, I promise it won’t happen again.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
1678	Do you have to drag my family into this?	1.2500	0.06780	72	59	8	5
1679	Definitely a forgery..	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
1680	You ... you monster!	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
1681	I feel faint.	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
1682	This sense of feeling used keeps coming up for me.	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
1683	The embarrassment of a sneeze.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
1684	What do you mean, "what does it remind you of?" What it reminds me of is what an idiot I was bring my graphic novel to you in the first place!	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
1685	That one looks like my cousin Ralph.	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
1686	I see a confused freshman majoring in psychology!	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
1687	I see the end of me.	1.2500	0.06780	72	59	8	5
1688	A suicide note.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
1689	Pithy witticism.	1.2500	0.06774	80	67	6	7
1690	Do you have anything by a dribbler?	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
1691	Look, Doc, I think we’re just going to have to agree to disagree on this one. That really is just a water buffalo.	1.2500	0.07374	60	49	7	4
1692	It’s been haunting me for years.	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
1693	That one reminds me of Nam, too.	1.2500	0.06309	84	69	9	6
1694	Yes, that’s where I see myself in 5 years.	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
1695	I've been bottling it up for far too long.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
1696	Looks like when my dad jumped off the desk.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
1697	Why do you have a picture of my parents fighting?	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
1698	I see apocalyptic spillage.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1699	"I see another mess on the carpet that I'm going to be blamed for."	1.2472	0.06039	89	73	10	6
1700	Sometimes the pressure builds up too much.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
1701	This is so triggering.	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
1702	You always get me to spill my guts.	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
1703	Why must you keep doing this to me, you monster?	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
1704	It's Irma! My God, what have you done to her?!	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
1705	Yes, that’s one of my children, but he never calls.	1.2469	0.06219	81	66	10	5
1706	Pollock envy? No, Dr., I have not heard of that.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
1707	That’s my son, Splat.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
1708	Doc, that's why I'm here. Premature ejaculation.	1.2469	0.06697	81	68	6	7
1709	(No caption needed; this cartoon is funny as is.)	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
1710	Sorry about that. Allergy season.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
1711	Meta… very meta.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
1712	Yes it’s mine! But it’s too late now. Dried and died.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
1713	Richard.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
1714	That's my first wife. She had a bad fall.	1.2468	0.06705	77	64	7	6
1715	I just want to meet a nice pen	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
1716	That's all I have left of her...	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
1717	Why do you always make me look at these embarrassing family photos?	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
1718	I did that when I was just a kid.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
1719	Yes ... that was the last I saw of mother.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
1720	I'm just not ready to talk about my childhood	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
1721	You’re taking me too literal.	1.2468	0.06705	77	64	7	6
1722	It's like looking in a mirror, doc.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
1723	That one looks like I passed a kidney stone.	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
1724	It's a picture of our family reunion.	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
1725	I’m sorry Doc, but I really don’t see the resemblance.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
1726	Honestly, not my best selfie	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
1727	Whoa, so meta!	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
1728	Okay. I got carried away!	1.2464	0.06973	69	57	7	5
1729	Its not just me, EVERYONE thinks its a butterfly.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
1730	It's all baby puke to me	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
1731	Jane! Oh, Jane.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
1732	I’ve put all of me in there.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
1733	I don’t think you would like it if I showed you your insides, would you Doc?	1.2464	0.06660	69	56	9	4
1734	It’s probably just all in my head.	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
1735	Does the dropper make me look fat?	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
1736	That's a forgery.	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
1737	Don't blame the messenger.	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
1738	Like you've never jerked off at work before?	1.2462	0.07282	65	54	6	5
1739	M . . . m . . . m . . . mom?	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
1740	That's Bobby, my oldest boy	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
1741	This is what we found in your son's locker today...	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
1742	My mother. Again.	1.2459	0.06031	61	47	13	1
1743	Mother ! Oh, no!	1.2459	0.06877	61	49	9	3
1744	Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him...	1.2459	0.07264	61	50	7	4
1745	It is so messed up that you kept that	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
1746	Obsolescence.	1.2459	0.06877	61	49	9	3
1747	What is there to explain? You're going to see what you want to see.	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
1748	No – I mean that's literally my mother.	1.2459	0.06877	61	49	9	3
1749	I think you were correct in saying I am a narcissist.	1.2459	0.07264	61	50	7	4
1750	I see a judgmental old man.	1.2459	0.06877	61	49	9	3
1751	Am I projecting again?	1.2456	0.06273	57	44	12	1
1752	My kid could paint that.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
1753	Sorry about throwing up on your desk.	1.2444	0.06183	90	75	8	7
1754	How long do I have?	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
1755	Sometimes an ink splash is just an ink splash.	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
1756	I see a non-verbal threat of what happens if I don’t pay my therapy bill.”	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
1757	... (sniff) Those were my mother's last words	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
1758	You need a pen to write!	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
1759	Oh, the horror!	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
1760	I really loved her.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
1761	I'm sorry, but I just had to burp!	1.2439	0.06390	82	68	8	6
1762	I was so young and carefree back then.	1.2439	0.06390	82	68	8	6
1763	I put that sh*t on everything.	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
1764	"Crime scene...crime scene...crime scene..."	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
1765	Looks like an inkblot to me.	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
1766	I finally see myself.	1.2436	0.05221	78	60	17	1
1767	I don’t know… maybe I just spill too much.	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
1768	It looks like my dad, right after he fell off the desk.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
1769	Am I on Candid Camera?	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
1770	Don't cry over spilled ink.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
1771	Looks like guts to me, doc.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
1772	My worst nightmare.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
1773	My perception…I think we need to switch places.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
1774	"Squeeze, slurp, squirt, spurt, spit and splatter...it sucks to be me."	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1775	It's an ink splot.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1776	I see a waste of perfectly good ink.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1777	It could be an infinite void; eternal despair; unfathomable suffering. But honestly, most of my underpants look like that.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1778	I see a frustrated little man with Rorschach envy.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1779	Last New Year's Eve	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1780	This one makes me feel used.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1781	Don't ask me Dr Rorschach. I'm the one who drew the ink blot, how do YOU interpret it?	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1782	My mother-in-law.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1783	My allergies have been really bad this year.	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
1784	Oh mother how I miss thee.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1785	It's a blot on my past.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1786	I'm sorry, I just waited too long to get to a bathroom.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1787	That’s Parker Super Quink Permanent Black	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1788	Put it in the Guggenheim	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1789	That’s just insensitive.	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
1790	I've already spilled my guts to you.	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
1791	Your answer is spot on.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1792	I'm paying how much for this?!	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
1793	It's just dawning on me that when they asked me to send the x-ray to my doctor, they meant my radiologist.	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
1794	A troubling waste of my resources.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
1795	My ex-girlfriend?	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
1796	Yes, that was during my Jackson Pollock phase."	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
1797	I’m too close to those blots to be “projective”!	1.2429	0.06881	70	58	7	5
1798	I'm sorry to be so upset. That reminds me of my first child.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
1799	Ouch. Six hours of active labor. No epidural.	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
1800	It's not my best work. It's from my "blue period"	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
1801	I see you tortured the last guy.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
1802	I don't feel the need to explain my art.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
1803	Is it egocentric if I say it’s me?	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
1804	You're a sick man.	1.2424	0.06499	66	53	10	3
1805	That is literally my parents fighting.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1806	I thought we agreed no crime scene photos.	1.2424	0.06849	66	54	8	4
1807	I don't want to talk about my mother.	1.2424	0.05316	66	50	16	0
1808	Embarrassment.	1.2419	0.07157	62	51	7	4
1809	When you said to let my feelings out, I didn't know you meant figuratively...	1.2419	0.05483	62	47	15	0
1810	I don’t know, Doc. I drank a lot of Kool-Aid in my younger years.	1.2419	0.07157	62	51	7	4
1811	I'm really not much of a klecksographist.	1.2419	0.07517	62	52	5	5
1812	This test is extremely draining.	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
1813	My life is meaningless.	1.2419	0.06777	62	50	9	3
1814	I poured my soul into that one.	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
1815	Uncle Charlie.	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
1816	All I see is a mistake.	1.2414	0.07090	58	47	8	3
1817	Yes...I am familiar with that particular blot. It's my son!	1.2414	0.07090	58	47	8	3
1818	I don’t see anything. The cartoonist just made it look like I have eyes.	1.2414	0.07090	58	47	8	3
1819	Remember those trigger warnings we talked about?	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
1820	Do I have to relive that?	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
1821	That's my great uncle Fred. He was knocked off a table during the war.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1822	I realized just how full of it I have always been.	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
1823	The same thing I see every morning when I look in the mirror. A failure.	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
1824	I'm incontinent, ok???	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
1825	So this is what you do for a living	1.2414	0.06110	87	72	9	6
1826	I see nothing. I feel invisible.	1.2414	0.04895	87	67	19	1
1827	Yes, no doubt about it, that's my Uncle Freddy.	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
1828	It's a crime scene, obviously!	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
1829	Okay, so what if I did some porn? I was young, I needed the money.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
1830	Albany, 1973. Where'd you find it?	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
1831	Look, I told you it was traumatizing to revisit the accident scene. Can we move on?	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
1832	I diagnose you with chron-ink stress	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
1833	What does my daughter have to do with any of this?	1.2407	0.06440	54	42	11	1
1834	Warden, reminds me of when I escaped from the pen.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
1835	To me, it just looks like an ink blot.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
1836	It looks exactly like the wet dream I had two nights ago.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
1837	You think I have problems, but you are analyzing the mindset of an ink bottle.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
1838	Mother wasn’t pleased.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
1839	I see my younger self who wanted to make a splash but spread himself thin in all directions.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
1840	Thanks doc. I needed to spill my guts.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
1841	Yep...it's all about my Mother	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
1842	That was my nephew.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
1843	My first white shirt.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
1844	The first step in mental inkwellness.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
1845	Is your mother in the room with us now?	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
1846	I see a world where one's life is reduced to a smudge on a page, where everyone gets to put their own perverted interpretations on the essence of who I really am.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
1847	My period.	1.2400	0.06532	75	62	8	5
1848	No idea, I’m so bottled up.	1.2400	0.06802	75	63	6	6
1849	To be honest, I hate revisiting past relationships	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1850	I 'm sorry. I couldn't hold it.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
1851	Baby barf.	1.2400	0.06532	75	62	8	5
1852	I AM telling you my dream	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
1853	Sorry, that one was an accident.	1.2396	0.05686	96	79	11	6
1854	Am I losing my mind?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
1855	I told you I didn't feel so good.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
1856	I begged you to tell me where the washroom is!	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
1857	I don't think I'm ready to open up.	1.2394	0.05101	71	54	17	0
1858	Yes, that looks like a sneeze to me	1.2394	0.06792	71	59	7	5
1859	Is it a mirror?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
1860	Sam. I remember him well.	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
1861	That's my toilet paper.	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
1862	Still Larry, after the fall.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
1863	It’s been awhile	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
1864	I told her to stay away from the company ink well...	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1865	That was some night. I don't want to be reminded about it anymore, please.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
1866	I see Donald Trump's wallpaper.	1.2388	0.07082	67	56	6	5
1867	I’m sorry. I lost my head for a moment.	1.2388	0.07395	67	57	4	6
1868	What does that say to me? It says my head isn't screwed on tight. That's why I'm here.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
1869	I just hate how I have to be everything to everyone.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
1870	I see a Maxi-pad.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
1871	My head is leaking, that's what it says to me!	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
1872	I'm sick of putting myself out there only to be misinterpreted.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
1873	People keep reading things into my work that I never intended.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
1874	Uncle Irving was always a bit of a mess.	1.2388	0.06755	67	55	8	4
1875	That was during my blue period	1.2386	0.06046	88	73	9	6
1876	That's my nephew after he got a job at the newspaper.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
1877	Uncle Morty. No, seriously, that’s Uncle Morty.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
1878	Of course I used my built in dropper.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
1879	It appears to be a shirt pocket	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
1880	There's no denying that she's very attractive, but I still don't feel I'm in the right headspace to start dating again, Doc.	1.2386	0.06046	88	73	9	6
1881	It’s all my fault, everything is always my fault!	1.2386	0.06259	88	74	7	7
1882	That's me before I was bottle-trained.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
1883	This isn’t helping my bulimia	1.2381	0.05863	63	49	13	1
1884	I see my parents criticizing me.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
1885	I see a failure in self-control.	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
1886	That's my Mom and my Dad fighting.	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
1887	Mother, what happened to you?	1.2381	0.05863	63	49	13	1
1888	All I see is my imminent death	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
1889	Don't blame me. You are the one with the dirty pictures!	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
1890	Your last patient must have spilled his guts.	1.2381	0.05863	63	49	13	1
1891	That's just what happens when I cough into a tissue. You explain it.	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
1892	Oh, no. Cousin Roger.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
1893	I see myself in that.	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
1894	"What do I see? My ink splattered on a sheet of paper"	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
1895	That was a first draft. Not my best work.	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
1896	I give it one rotten tomato.	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
1897	We really must analyze this blot on your record.	1.2381	0.07053	63	52	7	4
1898	Doc, all I'm seeing is my own self destruction	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
1899	I was young... But I should've known better	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
1900	I'm suing for copyright infringement.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
1901	And, yup...that's also my mother.	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
1902	Is that even legal!"	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
1903	It looks like Uncle Eddie, just after the accident.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1904	Reminds me of my mother. They all do.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1905	I puked?	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
1906	Where did you get the picture of my mother?	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
1907	Yeah. Pen’s out of town	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
1908	It's Mom again.	1.2373	0.06981	59	48	8	3
1909	Sometimes an inkblot is just a wayward child, Dr. Rorschach.	1.2373	0.06981	59	48	8	3
1910	That's just my signature.	1.2373	0.06981	59	48	8	3
1911	I know it seems egotistical, but I really see only myself.	1.2373	0.07388	59	49	6	4
1912	What can I say… it’s how I feel on the inside.	1.2373	0.06549	59	47	10	2
1913	Not quite my best job so far, I know.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1914	That is some of my best work!!!	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
1915	I tell ya, sometimes a blot is just a blot!	1.2368	0.06720	76	64	6	6
1916	I’ve been feeling kind of blue lately	1.2368	0.06175	76	62	10	4
1917	Potty training.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
1918	You blame me for feeling a little empty?	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
1919	Show me on the paper where he touched you.	1.2368	0.06175	76	62	10	4
1920	I see my dad… wait, that is my dad.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
1921	Who bloody knows what that’s supposed to be?	1.2364	0.06337	55	43	11	1
1922	I don't have an inkling of what this is supposed to be...	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
1923	All I see are regrets and bad decisions..	1.2361	0.06407	72	59	9	4
1924	Sorry, but all I can see is just another self-portrait	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
1925	That happens when I sneeze	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
1926	"Pervert, you blotted my mother!"	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
1927	No, that’s my AUNT on my mother’s side.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
1928	The one time I take a selfie	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
1929	That's my Aunt Helen. I miss her dearly.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
1930	Paternity.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
1931	Swipe left. It's not my type.	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
1932	Your signature covers most of the consent form.	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
1933	How do you explain this being on your record?	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1934	Hey,listen, all I see is my spilled guts.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1935	Yet again my Mother!	1.2353	0.06664	68	56	8	4
1936	That's not what meant.	1.2353	0.06986	68	57	6	5
1937	Oh, the inanity!	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
1938	No "Bless you"?	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
1939	It’s not my color!	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
1940	Why do all these people paint pictures of me?!	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
1941	Me, at eighteen.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
1942	I did that in first grade before I learned to write properly.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1943	That’s my mom’s handwriting.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1944	I claim copyright!	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
1945	That one reminds me of last month when I had a cold.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1946	I'm sorry I used your handkerchief, just had a terrible day	1.2346	0.06400	81	68	7	6
1947	I see job insecurity.	1.2344	0.05337	64	49	15	0
1948	No, I don’t have mother issues.	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
1949	Diaper, man, diaper.	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
1950	Nobody recognizes me! I've been called everything under the sun!	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
1951	That's a shock.	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
1952	What can I say,I was excited.	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
1953	I see 'incontinence'. Are you mocking me, Doctor?	1.2344	0.07300	64	54	5	5
1954	That looks exactly like what I put into him this morning!	1.2344	0.06952	64	53	7	4
1955	BABY ERKEL: DID I DO THAT?	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
1956	I’m not understanding why you think I did that?	1.2344	0.06952	64	53	7	4
1957	That will be my mothers disapproval	1.2344	0.06952	64	53	7	4
1958	I hate my baby pictures!	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
1959	That's uncle Charlie on a binge...if you want to analyze my family album I'll just bring it in next week...by the way where did you get that picture?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
1960	Ah, that is my long lost cousin Spottie!	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
1961	If I could make anything of that, why would I be here?	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
1962	I wouldn’t cry, but it does look like spilled milk.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
1963	Sorry, I'm just not that reflective.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
1964	Does this look familiar to you?	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
1965	I see an overpaid old shrink with an ink fetish.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
1966	Yes, that's it! And I haven't gotten a dime in royalties since!	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
1967	Hey, don’t blame me, _you’re_ the one with all the dirty pictures.”	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
1968	My wasted life.	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
1969	Gee, Doc. I'm sorry I sneezed all over your note pad.	1.2333	0.06875	60	49	8	3
1970	This is where I see myself in 5 years?	1.2333	0.07653	60	51	4	5
1971	Don’t blow your lid.”	1.2333	0.07275	60	50	6	4
1972	That reminds me, I also suffer from premature ejaculation.	1.2333	0.07275	60	50	6	4
1973	Such a waste !	1.2333	0.05997	60	47	12	1
1974	I think my work speaks for itself.	1.2333	0.06875	60	49	8	3
1975	It was only funny the first time, doc	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
1976	Wow, she’s beautiful.....such a great dancer too!	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
1977	I'm sorry I didn't make a good first impression on you.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
1978	Sorry, I got excited.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
1979	I’m shocked! I didn’t know I had it in me!	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1980	Your turn.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
1981	Sorry. I sneezed on your intake form.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
1982	That's when I had an upset stomach.	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
1983	Read the room, doc.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
1984	I didn't mean it.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
1985	Yes, I was wrong. That wasn't the way to make a splash.	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
1986	Do you really expect me to see something other than my life being wasted?	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
1987	I came home, the house was empty. All she left was that note	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
1988	What do I see? I see a plagiarism lawsuit buddy.	1.2329	0.06902	73	62	5	6
1989	Are you kidding me? My entire life is a Rorschach test!	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
1990	Well if that isn't the bottle calling the blot black.	1.2326	0.06117	86	72	8	6
1991	OMG! That's a picture of my mother!	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
1992	Hey Doc, My wife left me for some guy named Rorschach and left me that note. I can't make heads or tails of it. Can you?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
1993	Sadly, that was my crazy uncle Larry, just after he decided to end it all.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
1994	Leaky Bottle	1.2326	0.06117	86	72	8	6
1995	I’m not proud of what I’ve done.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
1996	It’s a bat, butterfly, moth, crab, inkwell… obviously	1.2326	0.06117	86	72	8	6
1997	I'm blue, and that makes me want to be black.	1.2321	0.07203	56	46	7	3
1998	Autobiography	1.2321	0.06738	56	45	9	2
1999	It reminds me of when Dad fell off the shelf.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2000	That's my Monday	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
2001	I can't read my own blood work.	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
2002	Can we do a reshoot? That one makes me look fat.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2003	Another senseless waste.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2004	That’s just cruel doc.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2005	...I guess, I guess I see myself, Doc.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2006	I'll give it 6 out of10 the most, I'm afraid. Next, please.	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
2007	That's one of my earlier works - my black period.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2008	Enough with the family of origin questions.	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
2009	That's obscene!	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
2010	I ink it has something to do with my father.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2011	Do I get indignant when YOU have a bloody nose?	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2012	Can we stop now? I feel drained.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2013	Sorry,I was just nervous!	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2014	Now you're getting personal.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2015	What?No God bless you?	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2016	I don’t know, I just keep seeing myself.	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
2017	It makes me feel all bottled up.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2018	Yes, it’s my brother. We haven’t spoken in years.	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2019	I just can't contain it.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2020	Uncle Larry when he fell off his roof.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2021	Is it bad if all I see is myself exploding in this one?	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2022	'Your report is not normal'	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2023	A distant relative maybe but not of my kids.	1.2317	0.06328	82	69	7	6
2024	You told me to express myself and I did my best	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2025	It wasn't me!	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2026	It doesn’t mean what you think it does!	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2027	No, that really is a naked picture of my mother.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2028	Gazuntite!	1.2308	0.07063	52	42	8	2
2029	All anyone wants of me is ink."	1.2308	0.06301	78	65	8	5
2030	Again with the violence? I don't know why you keep showing me these violent images!	1.2308	0.06853	65	54	7	4
2031	That’s what happens when I spill my guts.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2032	Poop.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2033	This isn't therapy. It's cruelty!	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
2034	I see my essence, my very soul.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2035	Is that my Uncle Bob?	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2036	I'm feeling used.	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
2037	A youthful indiscretion.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2038	It looks like the time I caught my parents together.	1.2308	0.06560	78	66	6	6
2039	My inner child.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2040	it was an accident, i swear!	1.2308	0.06301	78	65	8	5
2041	Suddenly I feel like spilling my guts.	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
2042	Now you're just being cruel...	1.2308	0.06853	65	54	7	4
2043	Mr Rorschach, Do you really think anyone will invest in this?	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
2044	It doesn’t remind me of anything, really.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2045	Doc, what does it mean if I see a self-portrait?	1.2308	0.07578	52	43	6	3
2046	I already told the detective I found her like that.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
2047	And this one is also my cousin Harvey…where did you get so many pictures of my cousin Harvey?	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2048	No need to rub in the consequences of my stumbles.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2049	Me, me, me. It's always about me.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2050	Hey, I think I know that guy!	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2051	Second cousin once removed.	1.2297	0.04923	74	57	17	0
2052	Everybody loves the old stuff.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2053	Doc, I think we've pretty well covered my childhood.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2054	I guess you want me to spill my guts.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2055	That’s a painful memory	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2056	-What test, I did this!!!	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2057	My imperfections.	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2058	[sigh] My mother. Again.	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
2059	I am not usually that expressive--sorry!	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
2060	Honest, Doc, I am not the leaker.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
2061	What makes you think I did it?	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
2062	A shirt. Just like the last one. And the one before that.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
2063	It's offensive that people call them 'blots'!	1.2295	0.06772	61	50	8	3
2064	'Just a sneeze, really."	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
2065	Looks like a brain-fart to me.	1.2295	0.07165	61	51	6	4
2066	Something seminal.	1.2295	0.06772	61	50	8	3
2067	Tell me about your mother.	1.2295	0.06772	61	50	8	3
2068	My mother’s final words	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
2069	I don't want to talk about my childhood.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
2070	A shrink with ink on his face.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
2071	This is the part where you want me to talk about my ‘daddy issues,’ right?	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2072	Actually, that's my health history form.	1.2289	0.06018	83	69	9	5
2073	OF COURSE it reminds me of my mother! Do I really have to pay you for this	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2074	So ... I'm too loopy to do calligraphy?	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2075	I've been like that ever since I turned 60.	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
2076	Look, can you just put an 'X' or something down there for me?	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2077	Allergies!	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
2078	That’s just another blot on my reputation.	1.2286	0.06490	70	58	8	4
2079	Is this how you keep it together?	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2080	Well doctor, I don’t really appreciate you bringing up my brother’s demise in this manner.	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
2081	That was my poor late cousin Ernie's last splotch before he ran dry.	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
2082	"The color is good, but the symmetry bores me."	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
2083	Can you get to the ballpoint already?	1.2286	0.06490	70	58	8	4
2084	It's my mother again.	1.2286	0.06490	70	58	8	4
2085	Please don't traumatize me!	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2086	So my existence is meaningful?	1.2286	0.06490	70	58	8	4
2087	Whoa! Now that’s a night I’ll never forget.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2088	Oh, that. I forgot about that decades ago. I'm nothing like that these days.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2089	Why do you say that I have issues with my mom and you keep bringing up pictures of her?	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2090	I’ll tell you again, Dr. Rorschach, I simply can’t go along with your theory.	1.2283	0.05804	92	77	9	6
2091	Can I be transparent with you?	1.2281	0.07088	57	47	7	3
2092	What did you expect?”.	1.2281	0.07088	57	47	7	3
2093	My misspent youth.	1.2281	0.07517	57	48	5	4
2094	I can't help it. I cry over spilled ink.	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2095	It reminds me of my son.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2096	I don’t see how any of this is open to interpretation.	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2097	I have an alibi.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2098	Yes, that's the so called "master" my mother wishes I was	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2099	I've blotted it out of my memory.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2100	My work is open to interpretation.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2101	Well, it's not some of my best work, but yes, I think it still works on multiple levels.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2102	I'm too spent to keep spilling my guts out every week.	1.2278	0.06228	79	66	8	5
2103	I see a bill from your office for zero dollars.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2104	That was from my open period before being bottled up.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2105	"No, I don't really see the resemblance.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2106	What do I see? I see you committing a microaggression.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2107	No offense, but I don’t want to donate my body to science.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2108	I’m sorry, I can’t go that far back…. I was blotto.	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
2109	It wasn't me--it was thet friggin' pen I live with.	1.2273	0.06758	66	55	7	4
2110	Definitely spit up.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
2111	I see Donald Trump...	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
2112	But it always upsets me to see a picture of my long lost mother.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
2113	A happy ending?	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
2114	This is not helping with my PTSD.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
2115	Is this the only blot on your record?	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
2116	What do you mean ‘too self-aware’?	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
2117	I can’t seem to get that image out of my head.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
2118	the definition of narcissism	1.2273	0.07094	66	56	5	5
2119	I’m sorry, it was an accident.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
2120	Where did you find that?	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2121	I am horrified to see that I had that inside me.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2122	I UDDERly don’t know	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2123	Post Roe vs Wade.	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
2124	I've kept that bottled up my whole life.	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
2125	I see the exploitation of my soul.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2126	Ink porn	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2127	Mother....can't you leave me alone?!?	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2128	I would recognize my uncle's work anywhere.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2129	Sorry, not a fan of modern art.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2130	I should call him	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
2131	An obvious forgery; You won't get me in the pen with that!	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2132	Everything I do gets so over-analyzed.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2133	I’m not impressed.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2134	How did you find my password?	1.2264	0.07447	53	44	6	3
2135	You say I have a dirty mind, but you continue to show me pornographic pictures.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2136	Oh like you’ve never laughed and been surprised?!	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2137	Can I have another Kleenex?	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
2138	I feel incredibly exposed.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
2139	Ahh, A photo of my wife.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
2140	Are you a psychiatrist or a blackmailer?	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
2141	This is inside of me	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
2142	So many memories	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
2143	Floyd. No, no... Lloyd.	1.2258	0.07058	62	52	6	4
2144	Can I have my hanky back?	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
2145	Ballpoint pens.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
2146	splat sounds better	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
2147	Is this where I'm supposed to look inward?	1.2254	0.04994	71	55	16	0
2148	I see a violent loss of my previous bodily fluids!	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2149	It looks like my early work.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2150	Those were good times.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2151	How'd you like it if I showed you a paper splattered with human blood?	1.2254	0.06406	71	59	8	4
2152	I see a violent crime scene.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2153	You'd throw up too, if you had to look at stuff like this every day.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2154	Bill, this new evidence is pretty damning. It could be a real stain on your presidency #ididnothavesexualrelationswiththatwoman	1.2254	0.06713	71	60	6	5
2155	you can’t prove that’s mine… i want my lawyer.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2156	I did not have sexual relations with that piece of paper	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2157	Yeah, its one of my early works, I was working through some things.	1.2250	0.06156	80	67	8	5
2158	I see myself.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2159	You'd be depressed too if psychologists were using your blood for their stupid tests all the time!	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
2160	The doctor says its an enlarged prostate.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2161	It doesn't look like anything to me. I just used the paper to stop a sneeze.	1.2250	0.06156	80	67	8	5
2162	What I see is a waste of good ink.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2163	I see the exploitation of my people	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2164	Look, I produced the sample, I'm tired, I just want my $50.	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2165	Banana on top of his ketchup stain	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
2166	Sadly, that's me, ejected from a baby burp.	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
2167	My grandpa indigo was a great man	1.2241	0.07795	58	50	3	5
2168	Honestly Dr. Freud, I don't think that me, you or Rorschach's blotches are in any way useful or relevant now!	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
2169	I wouldn't this to be a stain on my record.	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
2170	Ugh. I was young. I needed the money. It's a part of my life I'm trying to forget.	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
2171	Ah, yes my family history.	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
2172	Unfortunately, I don't think these tissues will solve my issues.	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
2173	It's a blot on my record.	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
2174	I told you already, it wasn't me!	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
2175	It's where I see myself in 10 years.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
2176	Your word vomit keeps practically hitting me.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
2177	We agreed not to talk about my mother.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
2178	Well, you did say that this is where I could spill my guts...	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
2179	Does your cruelty know no bounds, Doctor?	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
2180	This is pointless.	1.2239	0.05131	67	52	15	0
2181	How about you tell me what YOU see." "That's my uncle. Not by blood." "By Ketchup?" "Yes.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
2182	Graduation Day...	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
2183	Please,I really do not want to remember my father that way.	1.2239	0.06665	67	56	7	4
2184	The unattainable symmetrical spot!!	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
2185	My dismal future.	1.2239	0.06665	67	56	7	4
2186	Will this appointment still be covered by my insurance?	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
2187	I’m so ashamed.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
2188	24th floor.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
2189	I see her laying in my bed, waiting for me to bring over a towel…	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
2190	More pictures of my mother this week, Doctor?	1.2237	0.06379	76	64	7	5
2191	Harold!	1.2237	0.06379	76	64	7	5
2192	I see my twin brothers.	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
2193	Yes. That was my mother, and Dr. Rorschach will rue the day!	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
2194	That’s when I farted.	1.2237	0.06379	76	64	7	5
2195	Who gets the copyright?	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
2196	I've got a bad cold.	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
2197	That looks like the mess I made after a long night of inking.	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
2198	Here we go again- “What’s with you and the dirty pictures?	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
2199	Look, I said I was sorry. It was an accident.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
2200	I see two feather pens fencing in a duel.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
2201	Please, stop showing me the biggest mistakes of my life.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
2202	Look what you did!	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
2203	I see a growing emptiness.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
2204	My ex-wife.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
2205	My girl would never do a centerfold.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
2206	This isn't helping my Oedipus complex.	1.2222	0.05280	63	49	14	0
2207	I'm being abused"	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
2208	That's triggering. I'm being squeezed!	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
2209	I thought you said I wouldn't have to talk about my mother.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
2210	I spilled my brains!	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2211	In every picture, I just see myself.	1.2222	0.07320	54	45	6	3
2212	Your missing hairpiece?	1.2222	0.07782	54	46	4	4
2213	Was that when I threw ketchup on the wall?	1.2222	0.06915	72	62	4	6
2214	The last doctor was just the same. My mother, my mother, my mother.	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
2215	Yes, I am feeling a little “blue” these days.	1.2222	0.06324	72	60	8	4
2216	Look, I've been a good sport, but I think it's time to talk royalties	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2217	My mother. They all look like my mother.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
2218	No way! Looks like a giraffe to me.	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
2219	And that’s my great-grandfather.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
2220	I see a crime scene. Lots of blood.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
2221	Another failure! I was trying to blot it out of my memory, doctor.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2222	...It was self-defense.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
2223	I've made a mess of everything. I'm so confused.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
2224	Not as absorbent as I'd hoped.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
2225	No, I don't have an inkling of what that might be.	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2226	I can already hear what my ex would say about this, but... I see myself in this one, too.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
2227	I did it, and I'd do it again.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2228	I have no inkling of what you're implying!	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
2229	You know this is a blotch on your career!	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
2230	I see a child who asked for an 'ink pen' but was given a ballpoint.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2231	That's not me, that looks like my sister!	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
2232	That's the Ninth Amendment	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
2233	It’s like fantasy football, but you draft everyday people	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2234	Yes, yes, we all agree my early work was a bit clichéd.	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
2235	One of my earlier pieces. I’m more contained now!	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2236	I can't decide between a butterfly or a murder victim.	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
2237	Yes, I’m very impressed that you killed another spotted lantern fly, but could we please get back to me?	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
2238	That’s my mother!	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
2239	P-papa?	1.2208	0.06303	77	65	7	5
2240	That's also me.	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
2241	I really made a mess out of the last few years, Doc."	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
2242	I miss her every day.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
2243	It looks like my cousin Harold.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
2244	Doctor - once again, the only thing I see is my mother.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
2245	My mother. Naked.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
2246	Does it really always come back to what the inkblot said to the ink bottle?	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
2247	So what, I sneezed.	1.2208	0.06303	77	65	7	5
2248	Grandma!	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
2249	I do not get it	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
2250	Ultimately it is just a blot	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
2251	It's not mine. I demand a DNA test.	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
2252	We can both be thankful it doesn't smell.	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
2253	My mother sent you that one just to mess with my stopper, didn't she	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
2254	I've been told my pictures don't do me justice.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
2255	Mother’s signature	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
2256	That's the real me. Everything else is just words.	1.2206	0.06900	68	58	5	5
2257	Have you no shame?	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
2258	No one should be defined by their worst day.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
2259	That's when I knew I needed help.	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
2260	Self-reflecting on a self-“ink”flicted problem.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
2261	I think you know what it looks like, you sick bastard.	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
2262	This is going to sound selfish.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
2263	What does my ultrasound tell you, Doctor?	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
2264	These images hit a little to close to home, doc...	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
2265	Jerry!? Is that you!?	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
2266	I don’t know dr. I just feel that the movie that is my life has no blot anymore	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
2267	I'm seeing my bath towel.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
2268	Excuse me for throwing up on your manuscript.	1.2203	0.06867	59	49	7	3
2269	This proves you have been mistreated	1.2203	0.07280	59	50	5	4
2270	These images are disturbingly violent.	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
2271	I try to walk in Dad's footsteps, but he left a large mark.	1.2203	0.06867	59	49	7	3
2272	That looks like Ketchup, Mr. President.	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
2273	That's all I have left. Just a picture.	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
2274	That is not my work.	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
2275	I have to admit, I feel a certain kinship.	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
2276	Someone sabotaged the pen and I end up here?	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
2277	Has anyone ever thought how it makes me feel?	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
2278	I'm feeling ambiguous. Can you turn it upside down again?	1.2203	0.05442	59	46	13	0
2279	I see a quack insulting the heritage of my ancestors.	1.2203	0.05442	59	46	13	0
2280	That's my brain on Drugs !	1.2200	0.07166	50	41	7	2
2281	I put some of myself into each of these. But what do people see? At bat, a spider, their mother killing a goat.	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
2282	If that was me, I apologize.	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
2283	What’s wrong with you? Why would you show suicide photos to a depressed ink pot?	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
2284	It’s Father, right after the fall	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
2285	It just means I’m a little clumsy.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2286	I think it was just a phase I was going through”	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
2287	I’ve made a mess of my life	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
2288	It looks like Mom. I’ve got some attachment issues.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
2289	Are you seriously psychoanalysing my pee stain?	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
2290	See? I just can't seem to blot it out of my memory.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
2291	Guilt.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
2292	I keep pouring my guts out but we never seem to get anywhere.	1.2192	0.05251	73	58	14	1
2293	It's the manifestation of my self actualization, or a squashed bug...	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
2294	What do I see? I see how Rorschach gets all the credit for my family’s blood, sweat, and tears.	1.2192	0.06826	73	63	4	6
2295	Sorry, maybe I should wear a diaper.	1.2192	0.06542	73	62	6	5
2296	Really Doc. I can't see anything !	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
2297	Rorschach was a sick man.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
2298	Oh! God Bless You!	1.2192	0.05251	73	58	14	1
2299	I see you holding my used tissue.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
2300	I see myself doc. Am I really that self-centered?	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
2301	Yes, I did vote for Trump.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
2302	Alas poor Rorschach, I knew him, Sigmund. A fellow of infinite test.	1.2192	0.06542	73	62	6	5
2303	I miss my hankie.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
2304	I should really call her	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
2305	ahh, have you not heard of a 'trigger warning'?	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
2306	Ok but seriously, why do you have so many pictures of my mother?	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
2307	I see my life ebbing away.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
2308	Sorry. Allergies.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
2309	Pardon me	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
2310	So after spilling my guts I have to diagnose myself?	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
2311	All I see is a pen taking me for granted.	1.2188	0.06853	64	54	6	4
2312	Sorry, I had an upset stomach.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
2313	Thanks for letting me spill my guts out.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
2314	We're holding your son hostage.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
2315	I kept this paper on my nightstand so I could make a drawing as soon as I woke up from the dream.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
2316	That’s Splat. Attorney told us not to talk about’im	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
2317	Yeah, sorry about that. You have a copy, right?	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
2318	I feel triggered.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
2319	Rather Freudian, don’t you think?	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
2320	- oh yeah sorry about that - had a bit too much to drink last night	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2321	It's all spilt milk to me.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
2322	Okay I get it -- fountain pens are messy!	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
2323	Why are you showing me family portraits?	1.2182	0.07197	55	46	6	3
2324	Again, two breasts.	1.2182	0.06712	55	45	8	2
2325	Whatever you're thinking, I had nothing to do with it.	1.2182	0.06712	55	45	8	2
2326	Well this is embarrassing…I suffer from IBS. My apologies.	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
2327	It's my father when he's angry.	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
2328	Looks like my cousin.	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
2329	My chair, at the moment."	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
2330	Sorry. I just couldn't hold it in anymore.	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
2331	And you wonder why I have been feeling low lately?!?	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
2332	'God bless you' is a common response.	1.2179	0.06228	78	66	7	5
2333	Now imagine that, a hundred times a day	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
2334	However hard I try to forget my parents’ divorce, I just can’t seem to blot it out doc	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
2335	That's from my abstract expressionism phase.	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
2336	I have my issues with my father, but this one just looks like a butterfly.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
2337	It looks like your shirt.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
2338	I want to say it looks like me in the bath, but I'm afraid you'll diagnose me as narcissistic or perverse. So, a sunrise?	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
2339	What, you want me to spill my guts or something?	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
2340	I got nothing. Give me a hint.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
2341	I can't believe I've been holding that in all this time.	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
2342	yeah,I ate some bad fish that day	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
2343	That's what everyone remembers, but Mom was more than that.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
2344	To be fair, these tests are a little triggering for me.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
2345	I see my mother with the Kool-Aid man.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2346	You told me to write what I know!	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
2347	I know, what was I inking?	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
2348	I'm afraid that is my wife's signature.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
2349	Sorry, I faint at the sight of blood.	1.2174	0.06807	69	59	5	5
2350	Sorry, but I don't have an inkling.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
2351	I suppose you think this is my fault.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
2352	Of course I have issues. I've spilled my guts and you've shown them to everyone, you hipaa-crit!	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
2353	Bloody hell! That one looks like a crime scene, too.	1.2174	0.06486	69	58	7	4
2354	Why you gotta bring my parents into this?	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2355	Must we always talk about my mother?	1.2167	0.07167	60	51	5	4
2356	I see a spoiled document.	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
2357	Yet again, Doctor, toilet paper.	1.2167	0.06761	60	50	7	3
2358	Alas, poor Yorick!	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
2359	That looks like my late husband.	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
2360	At least I did it on the paper...	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
2361	You don't see soft shell crab almandine?	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
2362	Ah. You know my work.	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
2363	They leave home and then they never write.	1.2167	0.06761	60	50	7	3
2364	Six serfs a-surfing	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
2365	Sometimes I drink too much"	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
2366	It feels good to get that out	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
2367	No sensitive content warning?	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
2368	Ink spot. They all look like ink spots.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
2369	Oh, Mom...	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
2370	I completely put myself in that one!....but I do need some paper.	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
2371	I can't find Depends that fit.	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
2372	That's me after the brat ran me over with his trike!	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
2373	It's my life's blood mingling with a mass casualty incident blasted across the front pages of generations of a stupid psychological experiment perpetuating anxiety forever...	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
2374	Poor Penmanship?	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
2375	I just can't stop crying over spilled ink.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
2376	All I did was sneeze!	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
2377	Who gave you a photo of me from middle school?!	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
2378	Now that I ink about it..	1.2162	0.06460	74	63	6	5
2379	He was such a good boy…	1.2162	0.06740	74	64	4	6
2380	I’m not paying without a DNA test.	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
2381	After studying the sample, we have confirmed that your sperm count is indeed low	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
2382	Yes, that is my work…but I was young and carefree when I did it.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
2383	I am what I am.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
2384	Chipotle?	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
2385	Dr Freud,it’s just my old Kleenex	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
2386	My cousin Zeke after the unfortunate defenestration.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
2387	I see someone whose art has been misinterpreted by most of the public.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
2388	Now that I’ve spilled my guts, you figure it out.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
2389	A cumulous cloud.	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
2390	Oh no! That’s my brother! Are you telling me he was murdered?	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
2391	It's the bad dream I had last night.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
2392	My first dog, Spot.	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
2393	So you want to discuss my mother.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
2394	"I don't speak French."	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
2395	A butterfly or my future, I guess	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
2396	What caught my attention about #820 cartoon photo is that there’s a teacher/doctor who showing a Rorschach picture to person who like like a bottle of ink. An in ink bottle is showing fear in his/her eyes. It has to do about the individuals past.	1.2154	0.07102	65	56	4	5
2397	These old family snaps make me well up.	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
2398	I see a lot of myself in this picture...	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
2399	Of course you know I only see a mistake.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
2400	I ink I have a blot to explain here…	1.2154	0.06755	65	55	6	4
2401	M-m-m-mother.	1.2152	0.04990	79	63	15	1
2402	Poof! Be gone! Out, out damned spot!	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2403	I thought that you’d be happy with my portrait of you Dr. Rorschach.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2404	Same thing here. Colic."	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
2405	Was not me!	1.2152	0.06155	79	67	7	5
2406	I see diminishing resources.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2407	She was fine when I dropped her off.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2408	That one was made by my cousin Ralph.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2409	Sure I recognize it. That's my soul splattered against the unyielding cellulose fibers of life.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2410	What do you mean "twins?"	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
2411	Please! It pains me to recall that one.	1.2143	0.07078	56	47	6	3
2412	That looks like Aunt Mary.	1.2143	0.06400	70	59	7	4
2413	That's my ink...I already know what it means	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2414	It reminds me of myself.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
2415	Another pacifer	1.2143	0.07078	56	47	6	3
2416	Do we have to keep talking about my past mistakes?	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
2417	That one was from my blew period.	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
2418	I was an awkward fifth grader	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
2419	It's a mirror, Dave	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
2420	That's the day my mother spilled me all over the carpet.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2421	Hey! It’s what I DO!!!	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
2422	I see underdeveloped potential and a waste of good ink.	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
2423	I don't think that captures both sides of the question.	1.2143	0.06400	70	59	7	4
2424	My guts on white bread?	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
2425	That was me blowing my nose	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
2426	Painted in Shock	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
2427	No one sees me for who I really am.	1.2143	0.06400	70	59	7	4
2428	Why have you been keeping the used tissues from our sessions…?	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
2429	I had a brain fart	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
2430	I suppose, doctor, that this is your idea of some kind of sick joke.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
2431	Looking at your artwork, would you say you have forgiven your parents?	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
2432	Exploitation.	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
2433	It was write and run.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2434	Listen, would I show you gory images of YOUR blood splattered all over the place? Who's the sick one here, Doc?	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2435	It seems like everything reminds me of the accident.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2436	I just didn’t have the energy to make something prettier	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
2437	It looks like my signature	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2438	it reminds me of my first love, Miss Eraser-but alas it wasn't permanent.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2439	It’s our family portrait, right?	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2440	I don’t know how many times I have to tell you, I swear it wasn’t me!	1.2133	0.06379	75	64	6	5
2441	I see ... a mishap.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2442	This is from my blue period.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2443	Please explain why your art is so full of yourself.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2444	Judge, I declassified it with all my inner might.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2445	I said think, not ink.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
2446	I’m not sure what my mother has to do with this?	1.2131	0.07057	61	52	5	4
2447	Off the top of my head, I’d say ink splatter.	1.2131	0.07057	61	52	5	4
2448	I'm the only one who survived.	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
2449	Every spot is not dirty sometimes it an art	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
2450	'I feel like I've spilled my guts to you!"	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
2451	What do I see? I see the guts you ripped out of me and sprayed all over a page for fun. WHY DO YOU KEEP ME ALIVE?	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
2452	Why do you keep bringing my mother into this?	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
2453	(No caption necessary. A pot of ink taking an ink-blot test is inherently funny.)	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
2454	Reminds me of my teenage years.	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
2455	I couldn't help myself. It's like an obsession. Whenever I see a blank piece of paper...	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
2456	Oh, Momma, who did this to you?	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
2457	If you think it’s modern art it’s snot	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
2458	That one? That was from my Blue Period.	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
2459	ACCIDENT.	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
2460	Sorry...hayfever. Do you have another copy you could show me?	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
2461	I tried to be another Pollock.	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
2462	I don't remember leaving a specimen!	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
2463	I'm spilling my guts to you.	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
2464	Dr. Freud are telling me that the Rorschach ink blot indicates that I am depressed. Well what do you expect when all I am is a stain on society?	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
2465	Why are you showing me a ketchup stain?	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2466	Youthful indiscretion was all it was.	1.2125	0.04602	80	63	17	0
2467	I appreciate what you're doing for the industry, but I'm actually investing in ballpoint pens.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2468	When you keep your emotions bottled up.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2469	Midnight black,acrilic,waterproof and Uncle Fred.	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
2470	I had to get that off my mind.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
2471	I just don't see the resemblance, doc.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
2472	It's been hard to write since Mr. Nibs left me.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
2473	Rorschach and I go way back	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
2474	This is going to leave a real stain on your record.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
2475	Inkblot... crown... King executes pen over inkblot.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
2476	Yes, I do have PTSD from that incident.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
2477	I tried to blot it out, but it was permanent.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
2478	Ink blots? Well, if you want to know what I think that looks like, it's the stunning image of my cousin!	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
2479	Last night’s beef stew?	1.2121	0.06660	66	56	6	4
2480	I suppose we’ll need to schedule that colonoscopy then	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
2481	If you must know, it’s not my best work.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
2482	I declassified that document, in my mind! I thought it so it’s true!	1.2121	0.06660	66	56	6	4
2483	It was a SPLOTCH! Have you never heard of a splotch???	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
2484	It’s not me. I made a big splash on Broadway	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
2485	Sorry about all this.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
2486	I thought I knew	1.2115	0.06344	52	42	9	1
2487	thINK thINK thINK	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
2488	It looks like a breast, but then everything looks like a breast.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
2489	It reminds me of a popular song from my youth, Doc -- something about 'I don't want to set the world on fire' -- but I can't remember the name of the group.	1.2113	0.06628	71	61	5	5
2490	Showing me family photos isn't going to make me feel better.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
2491	Please stop bringing up my mother.	1.2113	0.04879	71	56	15	0
2492	Yes I know him, but I had absolutely nothing to do with this	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
2493	If it’s not one thing, it’s a mother.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
2494	I see a red door.	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
2495	What does it mean if I can only see myself?	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
2496	I was an anonymous donor back then.	1.2113	0.04879	71	56	15	0
2497	Et tu Brutus	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
2498	This one’s also a gruesome crime scene.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2499	I dunno doc, I think I see a frog	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
2500	All I see is a receding hairline.	1.2105	0.06963	57	48	6	3
2501	You think I need help? You're the one talking to an oversized ink bottle.	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
2502	I see my inner-turmoil.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2503	It's not my fault it looks like my mother...	1.2105	0.04708	76	60	16	0
2504	Ok, maybe I did get a little tipsy that night.	1.2105	0.06963	57	48	6	3
2505	I see the blood of my kin splayed out on the page for all to see.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2506	No, I’m not saying it reminds me of my mother. I’m saying that literally IS my mother.	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
2507	I spill my guts to you and you want me to explain what it looks like....really!	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
2508	I had hoped Maya Angelou-- oh, never mind!	1.2105	0.06963	57	48	6	3
2509	After that center fold made my Dad famous, he was never the same.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
2510	I see my father left his mark!	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
2511	Yeah, I knew him. The kind of guy who was all over the place	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2512	I'm no vet, but I'd say your dog has diarrhea.	1.2105	0.06963	57	48	6	3
2513	OMG. That is my sister.	1.2105	0.05578	95	81	8	6
2514	Inky had to face the inequities it failed to blot out.	1.2105	0.06016	76	64	8	4
2515	Frankly speaking, these things are a nonsensical waste of my talent.	1.2105	0.06963	57	48	6	3
2516	Don't judge me, it's from my younger years. I don't know what I was thinking.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2517	They all look like my mother.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2518	Looks like my Uncle Kevin.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2519	I see the remains of my mother. Does that mean I have an edible complex?	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2520	Don't patronize me.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2521	Cleanup on aisle 5!	1.2099	0.06013	81	69	7	5
2522	It doesn’t matter how many of these you show to me, the only thing I can see is death.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2523	I see my younger self losing control	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2524	I thought you weren’t going to bring up my mother!	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
2525	I know I have to face this, but I'll never get past the shame. What was I inking?	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
2526	Yes! That's her! How did you know?	1.2097	0.06951	62	53	5	4
2527	Oh yes, convince me I'm not a zucchini with pseudoscience.	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
2528	Unrequited love.	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
2529	Just like his dad, A drip off the old blot.	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
2530	So I guess I can't keep putting off talking about my mother.	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
2531	Roar shark, whatever. I feel blotted at every turn.	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
2532	You saved my tissue?	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
2533	Where did you say your clinical training was?	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
2534	well I can only see myself always putting out with nothing in return	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
2535	It’s always sex with you shrinks.	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
2536	I dunno doc it’s just a blot to think about	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2537	When High Tech destroyed the Fountain pen	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2538	Care to explain yourself?	1.2090	0.05004	67	53	14	0
2539	That shade reminds me of my parents.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
2540	I fear that is a blot on my record.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2541	I see my cousin.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
2542	Well, as you can see, that one made me over-excited.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
2543	Why should I spill my guts for you?	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2544	I admit there have been some blots on my record.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2545	Jeez, I’m stuck for an answer.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
2546	Cousin Larry, after the fall.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2547	We have a zero tolerance policy for this type of language in the workplace.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2548	I think that’s where my troubles began	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2549	My lawyer will be in touch.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
2550	Again, you’re just going to have to ask my wife.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
2551	You said to put my feelings down on paper, so I spilled my guts.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
2552	Call me crazy, but this one looks exactly like my mother.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2553	Can't you just once show me a watercolor?	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
2554	I'm stuck.	1.2088	0.05745	91	78	7	6
2555	A psychiatrist.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
2556	I'm actually ketchup with a tall sombrero.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
2557	How'd you get my mother's will?	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
2558	That's me spilling my guts out to you.	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
2559	Do you remember the time?	1.2083	0.04820	72	57	15	0
2560	A quill who has run amok.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
2561	Aunt Marge.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
2562	I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I'M just a blot of ink on a piece of paper.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
2563	That's my Uncle Roy.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
2564	I don't want to talk about it.	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
2565	This has your handprints all over it.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
2566	The floor, after I've had too many drinks.	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
2567	I see a woman in an endless dark tunnel of despair. Just kidding, that's my husband's signature.	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
2568	Oh no, it's Frederico!	1.2078	0.06225	77	66	6	5
2569	Those were the covid years	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
2570	Do you want me to tell you what it means, or how it’s pronounced?	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
2571	Uh..........Out vial spot?	1.2075	0.07308	53	45	5	3
2572	I'm sorry. I thought it was toilet paper.	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
2573	I need to eat more fiber?	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
2574	Are you gonna want me to spill my guts during every session?	1.2075	0.06793	53	44	7	2
2575	Good heavens! Poor cousin Leonard.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2576	It makes me think of the time I fell off my bike when I was a child.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2577	I know you're a fan of my work but I came here to change, doc.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
2578	Would you call me a psychopath if I told you it looks like someone's guts?	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
2579	Diarrhea	1.2069	0.06851	58	49	6	3
2580	I was under a lot of stress at work when that photo was taken.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
2581	If you think of my mom. Why do you ask?	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
2582	That one reminds me of my uncle Dave.	1.2069	0.07683	58	51	2	5
2583	That’s actually my brother after he came out.	1.2069	0.06851	58	49	6	3
2584	I see short term success, followed by long term ridicule where you become a laughingstock.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
2585	Yup, that was my brother... Good to the last drop.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
2586	Is my life a joke to you, Doctor?	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
2587	I got a bit too excited.	1.2069	0.07683	58	51	2	5
2588	That was a long time ago Doc.	1.2069	0.07279	58	50	4	4
2589	I told you this is inappropiate at work.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
2590	You can't tweet without it.	1.2069	0.06851	58	49	6	3
2591	It looks like I made a lil mess on your page.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
2592	Publisher: Your mistakes can't always be a modern art ink!	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
2593	Can’t we start with something easier like my fear of abandonment?	1.2069	0.05365	58	46	12	0
2594	Now tell me, did you do this?	1.2065	0.05687	92	79	7	6
2595	It's my father	1.2063	0.06463	63	53	7	3
2596	I couldn't say. I've got too much bottled up.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
2597	My life...	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
2598	My heart. Stomped on and left to dribble into the cruel street….	1.2063	0.06463	63	53	7	3
2599	Don't take me for a sucker, a blotch is just a blotch	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
2600	Brains again.	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
2601	That happens when I "spill my guts".	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
2602	I ran into Dr. Pimple Popper that day, and he couldn't help himself"	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
2603	I recognize that ink --it's my mother!	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
2604	How was I supposed to know it wasn’t a handkerchief?	1.2063	0.06848	63	54	5	4
2605	That’s my biggest regret.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
2606	No, you tell me what you see, Dr. Rorschach.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
2607	I declassified this with my mind	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
2608	Classic Narcissist	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
2609	I'd be wearing gloves for that one, doc.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
2610	A baby with sharp teeth.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
2611	Uncle Seymour!	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2612	That’s my brother, he was a fountain pen.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2613	That's a whoops.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2614	The blood of my ancestors is upon you!	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2615	Must you always bring up my mother?	1.2059	0.06478	68	58	6	4
2616	Where'd you get a picture of Mom?	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
2617	Sponge Bob	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
2618	That's the first thing that comes to me just off the top of my head.	1.2059	0.06808	68	59	4	5
2619	I see a reminder of a night I would rather forget.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
2620	But you asked me to really pour myself into my journal this week.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2621	This stays between us, right?	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2622	I tried to blot that out of my memory.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
2623	My mother had a violent temper.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2624	I did my best	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2625	That’s from my abstract period.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
2626	Jackson Pollock?	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
2627	I see a psychiatrist talking to an ink bottle.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
2628	Accidents happen!	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
2629	That's when I started bottling up my emotions.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
2630	I've made so many of these they all look the same.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
2631	Doc, please don’t patronize me.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2632	I’m too young to know what that means!	1.2059	0.06478	68	58	6	4
2633	Don’t read too much into it, Doc. Two words... bowel movement.	1.2059	0.06478	68	58	6	4
2634	I said I was born to do this, I never said I was good at it. 🖊️	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
2635	It was an accident!	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
2636	I see you've found my toilet paper.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
2637	I swear, that's never happened before!	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
2638	What happens when I go potty.	1.2055	0.06156	73	62	7	4
2639	Yes, I can absolutely verify that as one of my early works painted during my Jackson Pollack period: 'Untitled Splat (II)'.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
2640	I see a crushed burger.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
2641	Shouldn't have eaten those prawns...	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
2642	My desktop. After drinking too much cheap ink.	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
2643	It’s hard not to take that personally…	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
2644	Yes, that’s my Uncle Ted.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
2645	No, not me. hate symmetry!	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
2646	I'm sorry, I'm an inkapable	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
2647	Don't ask me what it means. I'm just a vessel.	1.2051	0.06150	78	67	6	5
2648	...it's a dead ink clown...	1.2051	0.06150	78	67	6	5
2649	What are you doing with my kids diaper?	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2650	Yes, I sneezed ink onto a Kleenex. So what?	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2651	You wouldn't understand what that means to me.	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2652	I'm having trouble getting over the trauma of that spill.	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
2653	I don't believe a word of it.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2654	I see my parents being exploited by your profession.	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2655	It’s like I’m spilling my guts!	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2656	And how would you like it if I showed you pictures of YOUR mother?	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2657	It’s autobiographical	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
2658	Offhand, I’d say the artist has passion but is absolutely obsessed with symmetry.	1.2045	0.05863	88	76	6	6
2659	There are no mistakes, just happy accidents	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2660	Where did you get that?	1.2041	0.07704	49	42	4	3
2661	The day Mr. Smith pushed Mom off the desk.	1.2041	0.06507	49	40	8	1
2662	I also DREAM I am an octopus . . .	1.2037	0.06131	54	44	9	1
2663	That’s fine, but why don’t you test me with something that I don’t get to see everyday.	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
2664	I know, I know, not my best work	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
2665	What is with you guys and your blood splatter photos?	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
2666	I’m concerned you’re externalizing your problems too much.	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
2667	That's my daughter Emily, I poured everything into her.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
2668	It happens when I laugh	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
2669	That one is easy. My greatest masterpiece.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
2670	What can I say, I made a mistake	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
2671	Been there, done that...next.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
2672	I'm pretty sure that is crazy uncle Jeff.	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
2673	I guess we misunderstood when you said "period".	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
2674	I just can't contain myself.	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
2675	That's all that's left of my cousin, Kurt.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
2676	is this supposed to help me see what I am made of?	1.2034	0.07163	59	51	4	4
2677	What's the big deal? I just sneezed.	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
2678	That was my third son.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
2679	You promise you won’t tell the cops?	1.2034	0.07163	59	51	4	4
2680	I think I’m suffering from postspurt’em depression.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
2681	Is it Rorschach syndrome, Doc?	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
2682	Yes, I had an experimental phase in college.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
2683	'It's just a self portrait, I didn't know it would be so controversial.'	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
2684	'Gesundheit...I think you're looking for Dr. FRED, down the hall."	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
2685	I see the bottle as half empty.	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
2686	It was during my German Expressionism phase.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2687	I'm seeing last night's dinner again.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2688	It was one of those lost weekends I'd rather forget.	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
2689	Yeah that also reminds me of my mom	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
2690	Are you trying to blot my reputation?	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2691	I better have that DNA swab.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2692	I'm tired of spilling my guts to you only to have it shoved back in my face.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2693	Looks like an early Pollock.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2694	I see the bathroom sink after I cut myself shaving...	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
2695	I don't know what to say, Doc--I was a bottle baby.	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
2696	Could we please move beyond basic black??	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
2697	So you think I’m skinny?	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
2698	a car accident	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
2699	I blew it and I know it	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
2700	My cousin Fred.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2701	Also vomit	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
2702	What does it mean to me? That I should have said no to that 5th drink last night.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2703	Sorry. I get nervous on job interviews.	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
2704	This may sound weird, but I see a Quill . .somehow the Q is important . . .trying to put the kibosh on something in a Declaration ..	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2705	RICK!?	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
2706	A portrait of my oldest son.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2707	That one was when I mixed too much craft beer and vintage wine during a comic con event.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
2708	Diminishment. Loss of self. Feeling less- then.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
2709	These days I feel unglued.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2710	What I see is that people use me. Something over which I have absolutely no control.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2711	Shhh it, happens!!	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2712	Nope. It still looks like my Uncle Nick.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
2713	It is just too close for comfort.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
2714	You'll say I'm projecting but I see bad penmanship.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2715	Mommy in the White House...	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2716	As you can see, Mr. Blotswell, your wife has already signed the divorce papers.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
2717	There’s a blot of shame, obviously.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2718	She’s already shown me the pictures, Doc, and I know how it looks—but that is NOT my son!	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
2719	Well how would you feel if I showed you a picture of your spit?	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
2720	It's my birth certificate!	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
2721	Why does everything remind me of the inkcident	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
2722	Why are you showing me all these ejaculations?	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
2723	That was my father after he was dropped	1.2027	0.04705	74	59	15	0
2724	Bob, in third grade	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2725	Absolutely not; it was the octopus.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2726	I see two little squirts running.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2727	I poured my heart out with this project. re LAST WEEK'S: I know it's late but just want to share: I guess being constantly on cloud nine does prevent hair loss.	1.2027	0.06376	74	64	5	5
2728	It isn't my ink that has ruined your blotter!	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
2729	Can we try something else? I’m spilling my guts out over here, doc.	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
2730	It looks like my hanky after I sneeze in it.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2731	Oh my God! It's Uncle Frank!	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2732	It reminds me of my childhood, when I was an innocent half-pint."	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
2733	All she left was this note. What do you think it means?	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2734	Can I please have another tissue?	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2735	I can explain that	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2736	Um… Trigger Warning?	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2737	I always bottle up my true feelings.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2738	Oh, no! Somebody killed my wife!	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2739	Maybe you are asking the wrong question?	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2740	If you wanted to be in my guts you could have just asked	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2741	You are torturing me.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2742	My children, my children's children. It all ends the same.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2743	Sorry, I couldn't reach the rest room in time.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2744	It looks like my mother.	1.2000	0.06638	60	51	6	3
2745	Are you sure that's appropriate?	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
2746	I didn't do it! I swear!	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
2747	I see my inner self. Again.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2748	No autographs.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
2749	How can you tell me my death is like a butterfly?	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
2750	My son, I can never understand what he's trying to say.	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
2751	My future.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2752	It looks like I poured too much out and now have nothing left for myself.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2753	I don't know, Doc. I've just kept it bottled up for so long.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2754	I told you in our first session: my children are not to be discussed.	1.2000	0.06651	65	56	5	4
2755	My piss?	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
2756	Gasp..."Mom!"	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2757	Doc, a single drop of blood can make a huge difference	1.2000	0.06296	75	65	5	5
2758	I drank a little too much	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2759	Mummy…	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
2760	Describing an image in a therapy session	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2761	I have an inkling your not telling me something.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2762	I’m not ready to talk about that yet.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2763	You must be obsessed with pornography.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
2764	Would you say this is premature or delayed?	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2765	That’s my signature.	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
2766	And that's my Aunt Suzi.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2767	So you're saying this is about my mother...	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2768	This is my creative expression of Agh.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
2769	This is what I see every day when I go to the bathroom.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2770	MY SON IS A SEINFELD EPISODE!	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
2771	What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
2772	Palendrome, same as the last ten you showed me...	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2773	To me it looks like a slow and painful death.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2774	Rorschach Test, hell, I see an ink blotter!	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2775	It's not you,it's me.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2776	I've been feeling really blotto for the last couple weeks.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2777	Indeed, a stain on my good name.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2778	I just spill it. What's to interpret?	1.2000	0.06030	55	45	9	1
2779	I’m not sure what my wife sees in these sessions.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2780	two fighting quill pens - blood everywhere	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
2781	You got me.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2782	"That was nothing more than a little indigestion."	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
2783	My life seems to be one test after another.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
2784	I see my cousin Vinny, the trapeze artist	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2785	Mummy, again!	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2786	I did it.	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2787	I feel like I'm invisible.	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
2788	Yes. Mommy issues.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2789	Armageddon.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2790	That's a forgery! OR: That's not my handwriting!	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2791	I squirt when I cry	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2792	Rorschach, don't test me.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2793	It was my first period.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2794	A black kettle.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2795	That's my fear of heights.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
2796	That looks like my first born.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
2797	My nephew, Billy...	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2798	I think that actually is my mother.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2799	Okay, okay…I make mistakes. Are you trying to force me to take responsibility for my spills?	1.2000	0.06999	50	42	6	2
2800	That actually was yesterday's lunch"	1.2000	0.07521	55	48	3	4
2801	Sorry, I was completely blotto when I made that.	1.2000	0.06638	60	51	6	3
2802	Could we do one that's not my mother?	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2803	A bit of myself actually.	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
2804	I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege and respectfully decline to answer your question.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2805	Was that your attempt at drawing the Kool Aid Man?	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2806	Masturbation	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2807	I'm a dripper,not blotcher.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
2808	I want her back.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2809	I can’t come up with anything off the top of my head.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2810	Yes,that’s me & my pet spider Inky Dinky.	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2811	It's saying, "Everything sucks."	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
2812	How does spilling my guts improve my condition?	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
2813	this is where I lost my mind	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2814	Are you positive the paternity test was valid…	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
2815	I see my cap has been leaking again.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2816	Now that’s just inappropriate	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2817	I feel violated	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2818	Am I a joke to you?	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2819	Uh, I don’t know….sneeze?	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2820	I’m not a Shrink, you are!	1.2000	0.06565	55	46	7	2
2821	Kleenex	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
2822	Why is it always about mothers with you guys?	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
2823	I don't know how to inkterpret this.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
2824	Stealing my best work again!	1.1978

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