Contest #820


Cartoon

820

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It leaves me feeling empty.”
  2. “I see a lot of myself in this one.”
  3. “Leave my mother out of this.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-09-25T21:19:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-10-09T21:21:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-10-03T21:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 10, 2022
Number of captions 6473
Number of responses 566410
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You've got it upside down. 1.8238 0.01710 2293 1006 685 602
1 Am I a narcissist if I tell you I see myself in every one of these? 1.8133 0.01850 1896 825 600 471
2 You are holding it upside down. 1.8083 0.01840 1925 847 600 478
3 Who leaked that? 1.7876 0.02238 1262 561 408 293
4 It's the only blot on my resume. 1.7803 0.01993 1552 686 521 345
5 I haven't an inkling. 1.7780 0.01605 2518 1158 761 599
6 You told me not to keep things bottled up. 1.7765 0.01577 2412 1053 845 514
7 Looks like the day I got released from the pen. 1.7652 0.01642 2449 1163 698 588
8 Story of my life. 1.7600 0.01969 1504 662 541 301
9 I can’t keep coming to therapy every week and spilling my guts like this! 1.7553 0.02029 1467 666 494 307
10 I sneezed, it means nothing. 1.7393 0.01980 1561 734 500 327
11 That's Uncle Louie right after he escaped from the pen. 1.7229 0.02067 1483 732 430 321
12 I ink; therefore, I am 1.7210 0.02674 878 432 259 187
13 Funny, I see so much of myself in this one. 1.7206 0.01827 1643 744 614 285
14 I definitely see a lot of me in there. 1.7153 0.01860 1563 708 592 263
15 Yes, I know her. 1.6989 0.02558 900 441 289 170
16 That's Hermann Rorschach, of course! I made him what he is. 1.6963 0.02064 1406 699 435 272
17 It looks like my MRI. 1.6827 0.02267 1453 846 222 385
18 That's an offensively stereotypical representation of my people. 1.6802 0.02055 1357 675 441 241
19 It makes me feel empty. 1.6760 0.02029 1318 640 465 213
20 I"ll never forget the day my father escaped from the pen. 1.6753 0.02109 1306 660 410 236
21 Why do you have my baby pictures? 1.6732 0.02216 1172 591 373 208
22 I was young. I needed the money. 1.6732 0.04359 306 155 96 55
23 I tend to blot these things out. 1.6700 0.02877 691 349 221 121
24 I’ve kept my emotions bottled up. 1.6695 0.02106 1192 577 432 183
25 It takes a lot out of me to do these tests " 1.6692 0.02099 1188 572 437 179
26 It reminds me of all those years I spent in the pen. 1.6690 0.02567 1021 568 223 230
27 You have shown me more of myself than any therapist I've ever had. 1.6661 0.02252 1117 565 360 192
28 Siggy, it's not a cry for help.For the 100th time, sometimes a spill is just a spill. 1.6646 0.02224 1115 557 375 183
29 To be honest, I see a little piece of myself 1.6636 0.02242 1079 535 372 172
30 How the hell should I know? I don’t even know I how I got up on this chair. 1.6623 0.02364 1078 568 306 204
31 Whenever I open up, this is what happens. 1.6604 0.02557 901 470 267 164
32 I hope that’s not how others see me 1.6601 0.02174 1059 506 407 146
33 She looks familiar ... but, they all do. 1.6577 0.02366 970 486 330 154
34 You're right--all of these make me think of my mother. 1.6566 0.02457 891 445 307 139
35 Once again, I see myself. 1.6532 0.02672 744 371 260 113
36 It feels good to finally get that out. 1.6510 0.02465 937 487 290 160
37 You say Rorschach, I say gesundheit. 1.6489 0.03181 601 325 162 114
38 Please. Let's not discuss my mother. 1.6436 0.02650 825 438 243 144
39 I didn't come here to have you show me dirty pictures. 1.6426 0.03285 540 288 157 95
40 What is this, Dr. Rorschach? Some kind of test? 1.6423 0.02636 833 443 245 145
41 To be honest, they all remind me of my mother. 1.6379 0.02878 707 381 201 125
42 I was young and needed the work. 1.6362 0.02759 778 423 215 140
43 Okay, so I have some anger issues! 1.6354 0.02659 779 408 247 124
44 It was just a sneeze. Dont overanalyze it. 1.6350 0.02652 811 433 241 137
45 They all look the same to me. 1.6341 0.02730 738 387 234 117
46 This is a trick question, isn't it? 1.6322 0.02711 745 391 237 117
47 It just leaves me feeling a little empty 1.6289 0.03274 477 243 168 66
48 Sorry. I get excited when I see a piece of paper. 1.6287 0.02972 649 351 188 110
49 Doc, I told you I find Rorschach's work offensive and highly subjective... 1.6286 0.02810 692 365 219 108
50 I swear, I read it for the articles. 1.6271 0.02943 700 391 179 130
51 I don’t like your toner. 1.6268 0.02984 694 392 169 133
52 That's exactly what I have bottled up inside me 1.6263 0.02860 693 374 204 115
53 Me, off my meds. 1.6250 0.02789 704 374 220 110
54 Swear to God, it was like that when I came in. 1.6221 0.02966 643 349 188 106
55 What can I say, Doc? I see myself in all of these. 1.6216 0.02947 666 366 186 114
56 I see a little bit of myself in this one. 1.6193 0.02774 696 369 223 104
57 I'm paying you two hundred bucks an hour, and you're holding my self-portrait upside down. 1.6169 0.03151 603 340 154 109
58 I dont want to talk about my mother any more. 1.6145 0.03006 620 339 181 100
59 Sorry, it's allergy season 1.6116 0.02921 605 319 202 84
60 Again, the Fifth. 1.6080 0.03181 574 323 153 98
61 It’s not that black and white. 1.6064 0.02971 559 291 197 71
62 I didn’t get any royalties for that one, either. 1.6063 0.03113 541 290 174 77
63 That one I made when I was young and happy. 1.6054 0.02947 560 290 201 69
64 That looks like last Saturday night. I got completely blotto. 1.6040 0.03475 452 248 135 69
65 Never seen her before but she looks hot. 1.6033 0.03278 547 312 140 95
66 That was a crazy night. 1.6030 0.03068 539 286 181 72
67 This explains why I feel so empty 1.6020 0.03323 505 281 144 80
68 It's my mother. No, wait, my father. No, definitely my mother. Ooh, a butterfly! 1.6000 0.03374 500 282 136 82
69 Where'd you get that naked picture of me? 1.5996 0.03295 522 294 143 85
70 I see a lot of myself in this one. 1.5989 0.03117 546 298 169 79
71 In my defense you were out of the room for a long time. 1.5988 0.03244 521 289 152 80
72 You can't blame me now for something I posted when I was young and stupid. 1.5977 0.03195 512 278 162 72
73 I see a mess everyone's going to blame me for. 1.5973 0.03280 514 287 147 80
74 Again with my parents? 1.5968 0.03297 506 282 146 78
75 I'm not sure. But it speaks to something inside me... 1.5965 0.03203 508 276 161 71
76 It’s me when I was carefree, before I got all bottled up! 1.5945 0.03511 476 275 119 82
77 This one’s too personal. 1.5903 0.03306 476 261 149 66
78 I always spill my guts to you, Doc. 1.5899 0.03309 473 259 149 65
79 Yes, of course it reminds me of my mother! 1.5894 0.03387 492 281 132 79
80 I don't have an inkling. 1.5884 0.03534 464 269 117 78
81 I’m sorry, I blew my top. 1.5866 0.03357 462 255 143 64
82 Where did you get that picture? That's my grandmother. 1.5855 0.03420 456 255 135 66
83 My father is in the pen and I don’t know how long the sentence will be. 1.5848 0.03653 460 276 99 85
84 I feel like a tiny part of me is missing. 1.5789 0.03355 437 238 145 54
85 I know exactly what it means - but I don't think you can handle the truth. 1.5788 0.03601 425 244 116 65
86 Did I do that? 1.5785 0.03479 427 238 131 58
87 Ah yes, the incident… 1.5780 0.03424 436 242 136 58
88 I remember that journal entry; it was a bad day. 1.5752 0.03510 412 229 129 54
89 One of my earliest works. 1.5735 0.03451 408 223 136 49
90 Can you believe that's how he broke up with me?? Not even an email. 1.5735 0.03687 408 237 108 63
91 Are you asking me to ink outside the box? 1.5721 0.03664 402 231 112 59
92 I prefer to think outside the blot. 1.5717 0.03528 453 266 115 72
93 No! I'm through spilling my guts to you. 1.5711 0.03568 401 225 123 53
94 Sometimes a blot it’s just a blot. 1.5685 0.03653 394 225 114 55
95 Not an inkling. 1.5684 0.03689 424 253 101 70
96 Two guys in lederhosen arguing over the price of a 1953 Buick. 1.5661 0.04007 378 232 78 68
97 What’s with all the dirty pictures, Doc? 1.5657 0.03428 449 258 128 63
98 Hey,I know that guy! 1.5650 0.03818 377 221 99 57
99 Honestly? It reminds me of my mother. 1.5648 0.03838 386 230 94 62
100 That's a blot from years ago. I was in a bad place then. 1.5610 0.03580 410 237 116 57
101 It doesn’t just look like my mom, it is my mom. 1.5607 0.03634 387 221 115 51
102 My life is a mess. 1.5599 0.03867 334 189 103 42
103 My baby picture. 1.5587 0.03690 392 229 107 56
104 Don't ask me I just make 'em. 1.5583 0.03862 360 211 97 52
105 Let’s leave my mother out of this. 1.5582 0.03813 378 224 97 57
106 I got a little excited, that's all. 1.5578 0.03630 398 231 112 55
107 I cut myself shaving? 1.5577 0.03849 364 214 97 53
108 Does that mean I’m pregnant? 1.5568 0.03930 352 208 92 52
109 It's a selfie. 1.5564 0.03863 381 230 90 61
110 Doc, all I see is a medical emergency. 1.5559 0.03957 349 207 90 52
111 I feel drained. 1.5556 0.03836 324 181 106 37
112 I see my inner self. 1.5538 0.03759 390 233 98 59
113 I'd say it looks like my father, but he was more the "disappearing" type. 1.5534 0.03689 356 201 113 42
114 I swear, it was just a Freudian slip. 1.5519 0.03935 337 197 94 46
115 You can’t put me in the pen for this! Who knows how long my sentence will be. 1.5515 0.04069 359 223 74 62
116 I spill my guts out to you and you shove it in my face? 1.5511 0.03769 372 219 101 52
117 I suppose that means I’m the father, huh? 1.5503 0.03942 358 216 87 55
118 I don't think I'm ready to look at my past quite yet 1.5498 0.03826 331 188 104 39
119 Oh my God! That’s my mother! 1.5497 0.03825 342 197 102 43
120 I'll never understand what people see in me. 1.5480 0.03823 323 182 105 36
121 I just couldn’t hold it any longer. 1.5452 0.04111 321 193 81 47
122 It's like you can see inside of me, Doc. 1.5429 0.03774 326 184 107 35
123 A ballpoint pen could not do that! 1.5419 0.03863 310 175 102 33
124 Aunt Gertrude. I'd recognize her anywhere. 1.5417 0.03845 312 176 103 33
125 I make ‘em, I don’t explain ‘em. 1.5415 0.04085 349 218 73 58
126 I see YOUR parents having sex! How do YOU like it?? 1.5411 0.04040 316 187 87 42
127 Alas poor Rorschach,I knew his well. 1.5409 0.03811 379 231 91 57
128 My first love! No, wait...my first mistake. 1.5385 0.03846 312 177 102 33
129 What do you mean, “What does it look like?” As I said it looks like someone dropped a big splotch of ink on a piece of paper, then folded the paper. What is it supposed to look like? 1.5385 0.04268 299 182 73 44
130 No offense, Doc, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. 1.5375 0.04308 307 191 67 49
131 A bunny rabbit, drowning in my ink. 1.5369 0.03742 393 241 93 59
132 I just feel like we've hit a wall. 1.5350 0.04011 314 186 88 40
133 My mother…again. They all remind me of her! 1.5345 0.04233 290 174 77 39
134 I see incontinence. 1.5344 0.04124 320 196 77 47
135 Sorry, you were all out of toilet paper. 1.5310 0.04317 290 178 70 42
136 Tell you about my mother? That IS my mother. 1.5278 0.04112 288 170 84 34
137 Don’t judge me, we all did weird things during lockdown 1.5274 0.03893 292 166 98 28
138 ACHOO! 1.5273 0.04193 311 193 72 46
139 Selfie 1.5233 0.04234 300 186 71 43
140 Is this a test? 1.5230 0.04286 283 173 72 38
141 Just because I see myself doesn’t make me narcissistic.” 1.5228 0.04175 285 171 79 35
142 I poured too much of myself into it. 1.5223 0.04139 291 175 80 36
143 It means I sneezed 1.5209 0.04437 263 161 67 35
144 Wait - that was a test? - I just sneezed into a tissue! 1.5208 0.04143 288 173 80 35
145 I'm sorry, I couldn't contain myself. 1.5194 0.04569 258 161 60 37
146 OMG! Is that my cousin Fred? 1.5194 0.04435 258 157 68 33
147 Mother? Is that you? 1.5192 0.04375 260 157 71 32
148 I'm trying to blot that one out. 1.5172 0.04093 290 174 82 34
149 Trump? 1.5169 0.04859 236 150 50 36
150 Nope, that’s not me. I tend to keep my emotions bottled up. 1.5164 0.04114 304 187 77 40
151 It was a Freudian slip! 1.5155 0.04297 258 154 75 29
152 Leave my mother out of this. 1.5146 0.04333 274 169 69 36
153 I was told to not keep it all bottled up inside. 1.5143 0.04015 280 164 88 28
154 What I see is the old me - before things got bottled up. 1.5140 0.04282 286 178 69 39
155 It's either two dogs chasing a cat or my Aunt Thelma. 1.5138 0.04571 253 158 60 35
156 I see the darkest parts of myself and it scares me. 1.5136 0.04130 257 149 84 24
157 That’s the last thing my Dad did before he dried up. 1.5132 0.04167 304 190 72 42
158 Where did you find my baby picture? 1.5128 0.04283 273 167 72 34
159 Really? Inkblots? $200 an hour and you want to show ME inkblots? 1.5118 0.04242 297 187 68 42
160 I really put myself into it. 1.5097 0.04107 259 151 84 24
161 That's how I feel on the inside. 1.5075 0.04772 199 118 61 20
162 Did you give this same test to the White Out guy? 1.5058 0.04686 259 169 49 41
163 An ugly man with a scar... holding an ink blot. 1.5038 0.04679 264 174 47 43
164 Enough with the family photos. 1.5019 0.04373 263 164 66 33
165 I told my kids that a handwritten note is much more personal than a text message …. and this is what I get. 1.5000 0.04662 226 140 59 27
166 I couldn’t keep it bottled up anymore. 1.5000 0.04294 264 163 70 31
167 How does this picture make you feel?" -"Empty 1.4978 0.04787 231 148 51 32
168 I begged him not to jump 1.4977 0.04653 221 136 60 25
169 Sorry about that, I have a cold. 1.4964 0.04112 274 167 78 29
170 Why do you have naked pictures of me? 1.4960 0.04642 248 160 53 35
171 Hey, you try signing autographs with no arms! 1.4959 0.04490 246 154 62 30
172 I have no inkling. 1.4938 0.04340 243 148 70 25
173 Is it weird that they all look like my mother? 1.4935 0.04545 231 143 62 26
174 I know. I had a messy childhood. 1.4933 0.04489 223 135 66 22
175 That's a Diaper, probably early morning. 1.4930 0.04828 213 134 53 26
176 I don’t just see my mother. That is my mother. 1.4929 0.05867 140 87 37 16
177 ''That's a picture of Mr. Rorschach my high school art teacher''. 1.4915 0.04929 234 156 41 37
178 I honestly don't have an inkling. 1.4907 0.04718 214 133 57 24
179 You see, I’ve had some trouble lately controlling my blotter. 1.4896 0.04993 241 165 34 42
180 That's me, listening to Trump talk. 1.4882 0.05176 211 141 37 33
181 I guess I was blotto that night 1.4857 0.04784 210 132 54 24
182 I suppose I see myself in it. 1.4856 0.04770 208 130 55 23
183 This is proof that the laxative is working. 1.4856 0.04961 208 134 47 27
184 Does anybody remember me for the Magna Carta or the Declaration of Independence? No, it's this! 1.4839 0.05064 217 145 39 33
185 It was an accident, don't read into it. 1.4828 0.04570 232 147 58 27
186 I told him not to ink and drive 1.4826 0.04681 230 148 53 29
187 It's not ego. I really see myself in all of them. 1.4826 0.04600 230 146 57 27
188 Stop reminding me of my mistakes. 1.4820 0.04723 222 142 53 27
189 Is this a trick question? 1.4817 0.04653 218 137 57 24
190 You realize I actually MADE that test….I know exactly what it’s supposed to be! 1.4813 0.05076 214 143 39 32
191 I’m the medium, not the message. 1.4810 0.04538 237 151 58 28
192 I don’t identify as that color anymore. 1.4804 0.04937 204 131 48 25
193 I'm not sure, but I do see a lot of myself in it. 1.4802 0.04299 252 158 67 27
194 I really don't want to talk about my mother again. 1.4793 0.04337 217 130 70 17
195 I’ve been keeping it bottled up inside for far too long. 1.4793 0.04668 217 137 56 24
196 I see a little of myself in that. 1.4778 0.04804 203 128 53 22
197 In a very real sense there’s some of me in that picture! 1.4775 0.04455 222 137 64 21
198 Actually, this one makes me think of ketchup. 1.4774 0.05275 199 134 35 30
199 That was one of my early works. 1.4770 0.04268 239 147 70 22
200 I did that when I was young and needed money! 1.4767 0.05199 193 127 40 26
201 Same. My mother. 1.4762 0.04877 210 136 48 26
202 Here we have another example of the ink blot calling the Rorschach black. 1.4747 0.04733 198 123 56 19
203 I think I can see my inner self. 1.4747 0.04336 217 131 69 17
204 My son! 1.4729 0.04700 203 127 56 20
205 Nobody under 70 even knows what I am. 1.4726 0.05137 201 134 39 28
206 That's the closest I'll get to spilling my guts. 1.4724 0.04715 199 124 56 19
207 For the tenth time, a sneeze! 1.4721 0.04752 233 155 46 32
208 It looks like my mother. What's your point? 1.4696 0.04759 230 153 46 31
209 I see myself,as a little squirt. 1.4689 0.04749 209 134 52 23
210 I apologize for my outburst 1.4684 0.04987 190 122 47 21
211 That’s my oldest, Spot. 1.4680 0.04952 203 133 45 25
212 I sneezed. Don’t read anything into it. 1.4677 0.05179 186 122 41 23
213 They’re all blotting against me. 1.4675 0.04703 231 153 48 30
214 Do I have to look at the crime scene photos? 1.4667 0.05008 180 114 48 18
215 I had a lot of anger bottled up. 1.4663 0.04909 208 137 45 26
216 That looks like how I feel on the inside. 1.4663 0.04929 193 124 48 21
217 That was from my black days in India 1.4660 0.04750 206 132 52 22
218 I tend to see myself in all of them. 1.4658 0.04455 234 150 59 25
219 Is it weird that all of these remind me of my mother? 1.4656 0.05006 189 122 46 21
220 I can tell you from personal experience, it doesn’t actually mean anything. 1.4655 0.04727 232 155 46 31
221 I feel empty inside 1.4652 0.04988 187 120 47 20
222 So, I blew my top. 1.4643 0.05185 196 132 37 27
223 That is the last message I got from my Mother and then she dried up and went away. 1.4641 0.04734 181 111 56 14
224 Hello darkness, my old friend. 1.4636 0.04617 220 142 54 24
225 It's like you can read my mind. 1.4633 0.04693 218 142 51 25
226 Mother again. (Sigh) it always comes back to that, doesn't it? 1.4627 0.04886 201 131 47 23
227 You were the one who told me to spill my guts. 1.4619 0.04701 223 147 49 27
228 Well, you said you wanted me to open up. 1.4615 0.04714 208 134 52 22
229 I see a tortured metaphor. 1.4599 0.05043 187 122 44 21
230 Yes, that's my work. 1.4599 0.04688 187 116 56 15
231 I'm suing for royalties. 1.4598 0.04655 174 105 58 11
232 I've told you already, all I see is myself. 1.4593 0.04903 172 107 51 14
233 I put my life's blood into that piece! 1.4586 0.05046 181 117 45 19
234 This is me after I spill my guts to you. 1.4567 0.04613 208 133 55 20
235 That's Cousin Sal. He's the black sheep of the family. 1.4561 0.05515 171 116 32 23
236 You're really making me spill my guts. 1.4551 0.05168 178 117 41 20
237 I’ve kept it bottled up for years… 1.4550 0.04852 211 141 44 26
238 I spill my guts to you, and you're asking ME what it means? 1.4545 0.05572 176 122 28 26
239 But Doc, that really IS a picture of my mother. 1.4541 0.04922 196 129 45 22
240 I never saw her before. 1.4541 0.04963 185 120 46 19
241 South Carolina’s 6th Congressional District. 1.4540 0.05308 163 106 40 17
242 That’s my aunt India at her graduation 1.4540 0.05308 163 106 40 17
243 It's like staring into my soul. It's also kind of a like a frog. 1.4523 0.04653 199 127 54 18
244 Not EVERYTHING is about my mother. 1.4521 0.04846 188 121 49 18
245 Don't bring my mother into this. 1.4521 0.05076 188 125 41 22
246 Seriously ? I just fell one day and you make a science of it. 1.4518 0.04574 197 124 57 16
247 You really don't see a nude descending a staircase? 1.4514 0.05356 175 118 35 22
248 I swear it was consensual. 1.4514 0.04840 175 110 51 14
249 It's not my best work but psychiatrists seem to like it. 1.4513 0.04885 195 128 46 21
250 All I see is my wasted potential. 1.4511 0.05215 184 124 37 23
251 Sometimes a sneeze is just a sneeze. 1.4511 0.05099 184 122 41 21
252 Must I relive all my mistakes? 1.4510 0.04623 204 131 54 19
253 It's Mother. It's always Mother. 1.4509 0.05339 173 116 36 21
254 Yes, that was my mother. She gave her life for science. 1.4486 0.04841 185 119 49 17
255 Okay, okay. It was me. I did it. 1.4483 0.05059 174 113 44 17
256 It was a foolish thing to do, I know. But I was young and I needed the money. 1.4477 0.05486 172 118 31 23
257 I might have been projecting. 1.4472 0.05704 161 111 28 22
258 I think Im a narcissist, all I see is myself... 1.4469 0.04892 179 115 48 16
259 Me spilling my guts. 1.4465 0.05618 159 108 31 20
260 Honestly, I prefer my post-Impressionism stuff but the abstract sells 1.4462 0.04936 195 130 43 22
261 Back then I was just a squirt. 1.4457 0.05096 184 123 40 21
262 That's exactly how I feel inside. 1.4451 0.04770 182 116 51 15
263 I hate looking at pictures of myself. 1.4449 0.04674 227 154 45 28
264 So what if I blot. Is that a crime now? 1.4444 0.05181 162 105 42 15
265 He’s not my kid! He doesn’t look anything like me! 1.4436 0.06170 133 91 25 17
266 I won't be coming back Doctor Rorschach, I always feel so empty after these sessions." 1.4431 0.05139 167 109 42 16
267 I was such a cute baby. 1.4424 0.05183 165 108 41 16
268 It’s a sneeze. 1.4423 0.05475 156 104 35 17
269 I see Bic pens. 1.4423 0.05083 156 99 45 12
270 You can't expect me to associate that with anything. You're holding it upside down. 1.4421 0.05140 190 130 36 24
271 I came here for help, not for butthole porn. 1.4420 0.05216 181 123 36 22
272 Never liked that photo of myself. 1.4416 0.05211 154 99 42 13
273 It reminds me of the mistakes I've made. 1.4416 0.05129 154 98 44 12
274 Doc,you're holding that upside down. 1.4415 0.05013 188 126 41 21
275 At least he died doing what he loved.’ 1.4410 0.05126 161 104 43 14
276 That's my early, interpretive work. 1.4404 0.05025 193 131 39 23
277 I think I see a little bit of myself in that one. 1.4395 0.05218 157 102 41 14
278 It's a fake! 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
279 And that one is my Uncle Albert, God rest his soul. 1.4389 0.05176 180 122 37 21
280 You say splat. I say shat. 1.4387 0.05499 155 104 34 17
281 Yes, yes, that's yet another of my self-portraits. 1.4375 0.04991 160 102 46 12
282 That's my cousin Dot. Everyone knows she's a scatterbrain. 1.4368 0.04858 190 126 45 19
283 I wish I could erase my past but I'm indelible. 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
284 What is this... some kind of a test? 1.4365 0.04783 181 117 49 15
285 It just makes me feel empty. 1.4365 0.05033 181 121 41 19
286 Oh my god, it's mom! 1.4364 0.05457 165 113 32 20
287 Sometimes a blotch is just a blotch. 1.4358 0.05196 179 122 36 21
288 I see my life dwindling away, shoved to the back of some closet next to old Sharpie pens and pile of empty manila envelopes marked "Top Secret". 1.4348 0.04663 184 118 52 14
289 I can't help it -- I always throw up when I see a picture of Donald Trump. 1.4333 0.06014 150 107 21 22
290 No that’s my sister on the left. 1.4333 0.05386 150 99 37 14
291 I see a lot of myself in that 1.4332 0.04793 187 123 47 17
292 A little piece of me died on that page 1.4327 0.05625 171 122 24 25
293 That is my signature. What did you expect, cursive? 1.4320 0.05290 169 115 35 19
294 Well, I had a little "accident" 1.4317 0.04867 183 121 45 17
295 Okay. Not my best work,but I needed the money. 1.4309 0.04891 188 126 43 19
296 I'd be happy to autograph it. 1.4305 0.05831 151 106 25 20
297 Omg,what was I thinking? 1.4304 0.04782 158 99 50 9
298 That's my father. He abandoned us for a career in the arts. 1.4295 0.05688 156 109 27 20
299 Let's see...now, on this one, I see my cousin, Paul, who had that unfortunate faulty parachute incident. 1.4295 0.05540 156 107 31 18
300 Uncle Billy. 1.4294 0.05331 170 117 33 20
301 That's exactly how I feel on the inside. 1.4293 0.04659 184 119 51 14
302 Old, bald, ugly guy in a suit. 1.4286 0.05573 168 119 26 23
303 I'm suffering from writer's blot. 1.4286 0.05872 147 103 25 19
304 You had to bring up the past, didn’t you ? 1.4278 0.05047 180 122 39 19
305 I was new in town and alone and needed the money. 1.4277 0.05533 159 110 30 19
306 I see a leaky fountain pen. 1.4276 0.05933 145 102 24 19
307 What do you mean, 'What does it mean?' That's my uncle! 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
308 Gotta be my Uncle Mike, Doc. 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
309 Try harder. Give me something original. 1.4276 0.05061 145 92 44 9
310 No, sorry, it’s nobody I recognize! 1.4269 0.05241 171 117 35 19
311 That's actually my tissue after I sneezed. 1.4269 0.05241 171 117 35 19
312 This one reminds me of my ex-wife, India. 1.4269 0.05175 171 116 37 18
313 Ah, Ah . . CHOO! 1.4266 0.05828 143 99 27 17
314 I can definitely see myself in that. 1.4246 0.04939 179 120 42 17
315 Please don’t use that tone with me. 1.4241 0.05700 158 112 25 21
316 Kinda insensitive to show me my dead cousin and ask me what I see. 1.4224 0.05406 161 111 32 18
317 You recorded me spilling my guts? 1.4224 0.05548 161 113 28 20
318 I'm an inanimate object. Don't you think you're the one with the problem? 1.4211 0.05485 152 104 32 16
319 ...And that's Sally, my youngest. 1.4204 0.05356 157 107 34 16
320 Do you always extract this much from your patients? 1.4201 0.04864 169 111 45 13
321 I didn’t know I had it in me 1.4201 0.05347 169 118 31 20
322 That's the stuff I've been holding in for so long... 1.4200 0.05618 150 104 29 17
323 It's either my soul, or my splattered dreams. 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
324 I really do see my mother in all of them. 1.4199 0.05258 181 128 30 23
325 I see the inner me. 1.4194 0.05003 155 101 43 11
326 You’re just gonna say I’m projecting. 1.4190 0.05060 179 123 37 19
327 I guess I see a bit of myself in that one too 1.4177 0.05404 158 109 32 17
328 I called that one 'Pastoral Scene with Poplars.' The original hangs in the Museum of Modern Art. 1.4176 0.04769 170 111 47 12
329 Yup, it's still all about me. 1.4172 0.05091 151 99 41 11
330 I took your advice, to spill my guts. 1.4172 0.05281 163 112 34 17
331 Some may see it as desperate search for meaning in a world gone mad. To me, it's just selfie on a bad hair day. 1.4171 0.05143 175 121 35 19
332 I think it means I nodded off at my desk. 1.4167 0.05300 156 106 35 15
333 I see lost opportunity. 1.4162 0.04851 173 115 44 14
334 My blue period. 1.4161 0.05828 137 95 27 15
335 Am I a narcissist? They all look like me. 1.4161 0.05246 137 89 39 9
336 I spilled my guts to you. 1.4156 0.05105 154 102 40 12
337 I just don't understand ... Jackson Pollock does it and makes millions. 1.4152 0.05164 171 118 35 18
338 I think I see my mother. 1.4150 0.05001 147 95 43 9
339 My five-year-old could have done that. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
340 A trigger warning might have been nice. 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
341 I see my mother before she dried out. 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
342 I didn’t say I hated my mother, I said that IS my mother. 1.4110 0.05805 146 104 24 18
343 You asked me to spill my guts in here 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
344 I just create them. I don't explain them. 1.4109 0.05989 129 90 25 14
345 Ohhhh Yes…..Swipe Right!! 1.4103 0.05371 156 108 32 16
346 I see more of myself in this one. 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
347 I've kept that all bottled up. 1.4097 0.06028 144 105 19 20
348 My bottled up emotions 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
349 Sorry, I'm spotting 1.4094 0.06057 127 89 24 14
350 You're the one with the dirty pictures. 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
351 That's an inkblot. 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
352 I don’t know if that’s the guy who mugged me. I was pretty blotto that night. 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
353 I'm pregnant? 1.4085 0.05389 164 116 29 19
354 I spilled my guts and now you want me to analyze it? 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
355 What can I say — I was young and enamored with Pollock. 1.4079 0.05143 152 102 38 12
356 Haven't we talked enough about my mother? 1.4079 0.04971 152 100 42 10
357 That's from my drinking days when I was blotto all the time. 1.4067 0.05762 150 108 23 19
358 Please…don’t put me back in the pen. 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
359 I was really drunk when I sent that. 1.4065 0.05545 155 110 27 18
360 I can see a bit of myself in each image. 1.4062 0.05136 128 82 40 6
361 My memory is a little spotty. 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
362 January 6, 2021. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
363 Never saw that guy before in my life 1.4058 0.05785 138 97 26 15
364 I see… Carter’s 2201, Onyx black, medium gloss, low viscosity, archival quality. 1.4056 0.05722 143 101 26 16
365 My incontinence issues. 1.4051 0.05161 158 108 36 14
366 He was part of a wonderful group, the Ink Spots. 1.4051 0.05239 158 109 34 15
367 I barely recognize myself. I wish I were toner. 1.4046 0.05814 131 91 27 13
368 That's me wetting the bed.... 1.4046 0.06109 131 94 21 16
369 I’ve never been good at introspection. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
370 I took your advice and started keeping a journal. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
371 Sorry, I got a little excited... 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
372 I hate the way I look in pictures. 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
373 They all remind me of my childhood. 1.4029 0.05178 139 92 38 9
374 Nope. Never saw her before. 1.4027 0.05628 149 106 26 17
375 My masterpiece. I call it memory and perception. 1.4025 0.04647 159 103 48 8
376 Yes! Yes! I confess! It was I who tricked your entire profession into centuries of ridiculous assumptions! 1.4015 0.05811 137 97 25 15
377 Never saw him before 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
378 I see something dark inside me. 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
379 Oh good! You already received my portfolio for this job interview. 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
380 But I poured my guts into that manuscript! 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
381 This feels like a test. 1.3988 0.04964 163 111 39 13
382 Thats my cousin on my mother's side 1.3986 0.05732 148 107 23 18
383 Does everything have to be about my mother? 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
384 I see my careless youth, the wreckage of spilled secrets and upended dreams. Either that or a crab. 1.3984 0.05584 128 87 31 10
385 Take it away please! The sight of ink makes me queasy. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
386 I see Trump's dining room wall. 1.3978 0.04957 186 132 34 20
387 Rorschach, you are one sick bastard. 1.3974 0.05356 156 110 30 16
388 Where did you get a picture of my grandson? 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
389 Premature ejaculation. 1.3973 0.05790 146 106 22 18
390 I see a little bit of myself in each one, does that make me a narcissist? 1.3968 0.05530 126 85 32 9
391 My worst nightmare, Doc. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
392 Doc, sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
393 You have to stop bottling up your anxieties. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
394 Ah, my dog Spot. Painful memories that I can’t blot out. 1.3955 0.05707 134 94 27 13
395 The question is “what does my urologist think it means.” 1.3953 0.05763 129 90 27 12
396 I already poured my heart out. What more do you need? 1.3953 0.05867 129 91 25 13
397 It’s not my best work. 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
398 This is taking a lot out of me. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
399 My parents fighting 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
400 My bad, did I do that? 1.3944 0.05909 142 104 20 18
401 I see the release of bottled up emotions. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
402 It reminds me of my brother, Ralph. Wait, that is my brother Ralph. You monster! 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
403 Is it really that narcissistic to just see yourself in everything? 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
404 Where did you get my baby picture? 1.3935 0.04886 155 104 41 10
405 Do you need my help writing this down? 1.3924 0.05667 158 117 20 21
406 Really? That's the best your sketch artist could come up with? 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
407 Must we blame my mother for everything? 1.3916 0.04966 166 115 37 14
408 Do you have to bring up all my mistakes? 1.3913 0.05485 138 96 30 12
409 That was the last photo ever taken of my mother 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
410 Oedipus schmedipus - they all DO look like my mother! 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
411 I dated her in high school. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
412 I see a butterfly. 1.3889 0.05161 126 83 37 6
413 That’s your way of getting me to let go of my bottled-up emotions???!!! 1.3889 0.05585 144 103 26 15
414 Jesus I don’t know, a sneeze. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
415 My goodness, it's my dog, Spot 1.3884 0.06140 121 87 21 13
416 It leaves me feeling empty. 1.3882 0.04855 152 102 41 9
417 Sometimes I get excited. 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
418 I see a lonely soul searching for a pen pal. 1.3878 0.04965 147 99 39 9
419 How would you feel about seeing your guts splattered all over the place? 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
420 All I see when I look at that is work. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
421 These tests take so much out of me 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
422 Don't overanalyse it, doc - an ink blot is just an ink blot. Period. 1.3869 0.04996 137 91 39 7
423 I can’t even sneeze without being judged…. 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
424 ... All I see is a reflection of myself when I'm not bottled up inside. And I don't like it Doc. 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
425 Sorry, just couldn't hold it. 1.3865 0.05024 163 114 35 14
426 That was my cousin. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
427 Yes, That is my Uncle Ror. He was a blot on everyone in the family. 1.3862 0.05466 145 103 28 14
428 No! It really is my mother! 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
429 That one also looks like my dad 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
430 I was young, and did it for the money. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
431 My first squeeze. 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
432 You may call me a narcissist, but yet again I see me 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
433 Basically, it’s the story of my life. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
434 Okay, say what you want, but that one is just a sneeze" 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
435 It's our family crest 1.3839 0.06373 112 81 19 12
436 That's my daughter!!! 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
437 You told me to spill my feelings 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
438 I see clear color, rich hues, great opacity, and my own inadequacies. 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
439 I couldn't contain myself. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
440 I’m tired of looking inside myself. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
441 Well, it resembles a splotch of ink to me. 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
442 It was an accident. Nothing more. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
443 Doc, for all we know that IS my mother. 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
444 I know this is a Rorschach test but it looks like my handkerchief. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
445 ‘A happy family photo’. 1.3818 0.06325 110 79 20 11
446 Sometimes my blots are just blots. 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
447 All I see is computers, again. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
448 So this is what you meant when you said you wanted me to look at my inner self 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
449 It's nothing but a smear campaign. 1.3810 0.06157 126 93 18 15
450 Yes, that's him before the accident. 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
451 I'm afraid that's when I lost blotter control. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
452 I don’t have the slightest inkling of what that is. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
453 I did that in the first grade! 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
454 ‘If my problem were that obvious, I wouldn’t be paying you $200 a session.’ 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
455 You've got to be kidding, I sneezed! 1.3798 0.06047 129 95 19 15
456 I see a damn waste of life sustaining ink. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
457 Would it be narcissistic to say that looks like me? 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
458 That's my third cousin once removed. 1.3788 0.06134 132 99 16 17
459 Is this a therapy session or murder investigation? 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
460 Sorry doc, I’m getting over a cold 1.3784 0.05373 148 106 28 14
461 I have no inkling of that. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
462 Yeah that’s Vinny alright. But I haven’t seen him since we got out of the pen. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
463 I can't imagine what everyone sees in me. 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
464 That one's also my ex-wife 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
465 This is very existential for me. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
466 My parents. Fighting. Again. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
467 Inky-Dinky parlez vous? 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
468 It's actually a compliment when you think about it." 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
469 Yes, that's my signature. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
470 My mother again. They’re all my mother! 1.3770 0.05972 122 88 22 12
471 Regression Therapy ?? That’s mine from 4th grade !! 1.3768 0.05837 138 102 20 16
472 Yes, I know exactly what it is. and it's very embarrassing! 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
473 I hate to break it to you, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
474 I feel exposed, doctor 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
475 Man’s inhumanity to man 1.3761 0.05527 117 80 30 7
476 Uncle Ralph 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
477 I'm spilling my guts here, Doc. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
478 HEADACHE! 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
479 My mother, Doc, it's always my mother. 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
480 You could at least say, ‘GESUNDHEIT!’ when I sneeze, Doc. 1.3759 0.05742 141 104 21 16
481 Looks like a dirty hanky. 1.3750 0.05925 120 86 23 11
482 I apologize. At my age leakage is a problem 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
483 Very funny 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
484 Same answer doc, I still see my mother. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
485 I've already spilt my guts. 1.3740 0.06152 123 91 18 14
486 Another picture of my mother. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
487 I see my soul mate. 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
488 Uh, Thursday. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
489 It's like my insides were poured out on each page. 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
490 Well, right off the top of my head... 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
491 You’re right. It does feel better when I don’t bottle things up. 1.3719 0.05266 121 82 33 6
492 Oh, my beautiful baby! 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
493 How long have I got ? 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
494 That's pretty much my resume 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
495 “Please, it’s a part of me I don’t want to talk about!” 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
496 Incontinence is running my life. 1.3710 0.06002 124 91 20 13
497 The BIC Bang. 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
498 My mother, okay? 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
499 You sick bastard. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
500 My mother. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
501 Oh no. Not my mother again. 1.3704 0.05734 135 99 22 14
502 I see your point; I lack self-control. 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
503 Now you know what's inside my head. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
504 Why are you showing me a picture of my mother? 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
505 Doc, this is taking a lot outta me. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
506 It was dark so I didn’t get a great look at him. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
507 I see my future and I don't like it. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
508 Off the top of my head...? 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
509 I don’t know… looks like bird shit to me ! 1.3692 0.05995 130 97 18 15
510 I see a waste of my parent’s money on art school 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
511 I'm sorry, but this session is taking everything out of me. 1.3692 0.05253 130 90 32 8
512 Hiccup... 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
513 Don't blame me. It's a forgery. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
514 Oh great. That one looks like my mother too. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
515 It’s my son, but he’s nothing like me. 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
516 My mother. They're all my mother, dammit! 1.3680 0.05961 125 92 20 13
517 Sorry, I sneezed. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
518 Sorry about that Doc, but I'm spilling my guts to you! 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
519 Sorry, sometimes I leak when I laugh. 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
520 That was done during my Jackson Pollock phase. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
521 You could at least say ‘ Gesundheit.’ 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
522 I can't help it. I only see things in black and white. 1.3659 0.05448 123 86 29 8
523 Long Covid... 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
524 You're one sick bastard, you know that? 1.3652 0.06216 115 85 18 12
525 Sure it could be mine, but it could also be anyone’s signature. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
526 I'm not in the mood today for self-analysis. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
527 Why do you have a picture of my mother? 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
528 Do you have a thing for looking at tissues after you've sneezed into them, or what? 1.3643 0.05920 129 96 19 14
529 Doc, these tests are draining me. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
530 They all look like my mom. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
531 That absolutely looks like the work of an amateur. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
532 Does my sonogram show if its a boy or girl? 1.3636 0.06422 110 82 16 12
533 My cousin Earl. Sad. They say he fell, but I'm sure he was pushed. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
534 Mom, is that really you? 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
535 We don't talk about Bruno. 1.3636 0.06291 110 81 18 11
536 People think they understand my work, but they just see themselves, not me. 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
537 I can explain… 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
538 That one looks like squid, Pacific, late 1960s 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
539 That's me. 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
540 Perhaps it's my narcissistic tendencies,but I see myself in that one too! 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
541 Why... do you have.. my toilet paper? 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
542 Is that enough to prove paternity? 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
543 Maybe you’re the crazy one for showing me a picture of two inkwells having sex. 1.3609 0.04930 133 91 36 6
544 A blot of trouble. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
545 Why do you always want me to talk about my mother? 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
546 What did you expect me to do? I'm a pipette for crying out loud! 1.3607 0.05082 122 83 34 5
547 I let it all out. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
548 No, but he looks familiar. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
549 I don't have an inkling what it means 1.3594 0.05946 128 96 18 14
550 Ink bottles don't create blots, people create blots. 1.3594 0.06149 128 98 14 16
551 I'm pretty sure that actually IS my mother. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
552 I always get choked up when I see my baby picture. 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
553 Oh, like you can tell your kids’ newborn photos apart? 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
554 I don’t mean to sound egotistical… 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
555 They said Jackson Pollock was crazy, too. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
556 I get it. I'm a narcissist. 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
557 OK! I masturbate! Is that so bad? 1.3588 0.05843 131 98 19 14
558 Frankly, your resumé looks more like a Rorschach test. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
559 That's my youngest, who I adore, but does she ever call? No!! 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
560 I've been having issues with incontinence. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
561 Another picture of dad? 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
562 My signature 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
563 This one is a self-portrait. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
564 All I see are my past failures 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
565 I’d really prefer a different test. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
566 If you’re going to show me dirty pictures, please leave my mother out of it. 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
567 Who leaked? 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
568 It’s uncanny, like looking into a mirror. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
569 It might not be that accurate; I've had a runny nose 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
570 That's messed up. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
571 I see total lack of penmanship " 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
572 Seriously! How would you feel if I showed you pictures of blood stains? 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
573 That's acrylic, not ink. 1.3566 0.05803 129 96 20 13
574 I spilled my guts. 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
575 I do blot everything out. 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
576 I just create them, you interpret them! 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
577 Like I said, Doc, they all look like my Cousin Phil.. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
578 So, I lost control that night. What you trying to say? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
579 I can't keep spilling my guts. 1.3559 0.06081 118 88 18 12
580 No, that’s not Grandpa either. 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
581 Doctor, that is my x-ray... 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
582 That's the last I saw of her before she dried up, I loved her. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
583 It reminds me of my mother. 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
584 I see the Bic that ruined my life 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
585 I see a cap that wasn’t on tight enough. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
586 That signature is clearly forged 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
587 Nope, never seen him before! 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
588 I just couldn't help spilling my guts 1.3540 0.06148 113 84 18 11
589 Alas poor India, I knew her well. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
590 I drew that when I was blotto. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
591 Last Saturday Morning 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
592 It's like I see my whole life, splashing before my eyes. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
593 I didn't say it reminds me of my mother, that is my mother. 1.3529 0.05365 153 115 22 16
594 I see a waste of my precious bodily fluids. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
595 I can't decide if it's a memoir or an autobiography. What do you think it is? 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
596 I never wrote that! 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
597 I see a lot of myself here. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
598 I interpret it as cultural insensitivity. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
599 Let’s not bring my mother into this 1.3525 0.06151 122 93 15 14
600 To me, that looks like a used tissue. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
601 It’s my mother beating a dead horse. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
602 It reminds me of my dog. His name was Spot. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
603 I can’t really say … so much of it is redacted 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
604 White oxford shirt. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
605 That's all the ink I have left!! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
606 Out, damned spot. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
607 Well what did you expect? 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
608 I just couldn’t hold it anymore 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
609 I still see my big brother. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
610 I know, I know-- I'm projecting again. 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
611 A man with glasses holding up a paper as though it means something. 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
612 Why can’t an ink blot just be an ink blot? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
613 And you say some Rorshach guy is taking credit for this? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
614 So, how long hav long ago did you start believing you were Jackson Pollock? 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
615 ‘Yes, that’s my anxiety’ 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
616 How did you get that picture of me? 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
617 That reminds me of how much I miss my dad. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
618 I see a bottle half empty. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
619 It's either a dead clown or someone needs to tighten my lid. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
620 I hate seeing myself naked. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
621 As to how I feel, that's spot on! 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
622 You tell me. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
623 Hmmm, looks like one of mine 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
624 Do you show crime scene photos to all your patients? 1.3486 0.06302 109 82 16 11
625 Name dropper! 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
626 That's my mother, if I'm not mistaken. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
627 It's like, I see myself! 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
628 allergy season 1.3482 0.06176 112 84 17 11
629 That's one of my originals. I see copyright infringement. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
630 So what, you've never had a wet dream? 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
631 I wish I could put that one back in the bottle 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
632 Every single one of them reminds me of my mom! 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
633 Don’t make me say it. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
634 To you it’s an inkblot to me it’s a crime scene. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
635 Yes, that's the last card I sent my Mom. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
636 It looks just like my mother. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
637 Me crying over spilled ink! 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
638 I haven’t an inkling what that is. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
639 My entire life is summed up in this one photo. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
640 Intellectual property. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
641 All my past mistakes, back to haunt me. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
642 That’s my great aunt Nell, she made quite a splash in her day. 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
643 Please don't bring up my mother. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
644 Yes, but I can explain my spotty performance. Penned up emotions. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
645 It's an ink blot. But I can do much better than that one. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
646 Wow, you've really gotten inside my head. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
647 That was a private moment! How did you get that? 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
648 I admit it. I sat on the copier. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
649 It looks like a human's head exploding when they finally realize just how much they've wreaked havoc on the Earth's environment and ecosystems. 1.3444 0.07095 90 69 11 10
650 I see the death of cursive being taught in school. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
651 Is this a squid joke? 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
652 Is that my handkerchief? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
653 This is how I see myself in the future. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
654 At my age, that happens every time I sneeze. 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
655 Complex or not, I’m telling you that is my father. 1.3440 0.05804 125 94 19 12
656 Twins?! IDENTICAL twin?!s 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
657 I'm done spilling my guts to you doc 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
658 Great Grandpa. October 29, 1929 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
659 My mother, obviously.... 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
660 This is how she dyed 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
661 There’s a pill for that. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
662 Yeah, that’s Joey. He was always a stain on the family tree. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
663 It’s my mother, isn’t it, Dr. Freud? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
664 I feel objectified. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
665 So Doctor, you’re telling me I’ve made a Freudian drip? 1.3423 0.06334 111 85 14 12
666 Sad but it’s how I see myself in the next 3-5 years 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
667 I hate that guy! 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
668 I told you, it's from my early period, before I had really developed my own style. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
669 My life’s philosophy? I ink, therefore I a 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
670 Sigh...I was 19, needed the cash and promised no one would recognize me 1.3417 0.05976 120 91 17 12
671 You can call me a narcissist Dr. Rorschach, but I can only see myself. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
672 It’s a bottle of ink in the twilight of his life, realizing that he’s become all of the very things he hated about his father. 1.3409 0.05874 132 102 15 15
673 Sorry, I had an inkling… 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
674 That's the last thing I remember. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
675 I’m sorry — everything reminds me of Diane. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
676 Sneezing is a challenge for me 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
677 Me... on the pavement... after a frustrated writer has thrown me out of a tenth floor window... because I would not form the words he desperately craved. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
678 Well, doc, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it reminds me of an ink blot. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
679 My colonoscopy results ? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
680 My 5-year-old could have done that! 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
681 This one's a cigar, too. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
682 It's like you're seeing right through me! 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
683 The one time I spilled my guts! 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
684 If that’s supposed to be a joke, it’s not funny. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
685 Not even close to my handwriting. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
686 It reminds me of my deceased wife. 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
687 My "coming out" party. 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
688 How'd you get a hold of my diary, sir? 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
689 Well is your signature any better? 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
690 I posted that before I started therapy. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
691 They all mean the same to me - I ink therefore I am! 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
692 All I can say, Dr. Rorschach, is, "I'm sorry! Anyone can have an accident." 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
693 She never writes. She never calls. 1.3370 0.06960 92 71 11 10
694 It comes from deep inside me. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
695 Oh that's Paul 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
696 Hey, Van Gogh did a lot of self-portraits, too. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
697 Call be a narcissist Doc, but… 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
698 Yes, that's her. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
699 I'm sorry I ever said that! 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
700 You say inkblot, I say toilet paper. 1.3364 0.06364 110 85 13 12
701 This is what you think makes ink well? 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
702 So is it a boy or a girl? 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
703 I wish I could erase my past. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
704 I see a very irritated King Charles. 1.3363 0.06362 113 88 12 13
705 No inkling, Dr. Rorschach. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
706 All I keep seeing is my signature. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
707 Look, it’s as close to the signature on file as I can manage. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
708 I did NOT have sexual relations with that paper! 1.3358 0.05606 137 105 18 14
709 My morning routine 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
710 I’m here about my royalties. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
711 Sorry, next time I’ll cover my mouth. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
712 That’s my mom! 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
713 I was going through a phase. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
714 I can’t - it hits too close to home… 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
715 Isn’t this a conflict of interest? 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
716 I see the son I’ve always wanted 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
717 I see Uncle Frank. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
718 There's more to me than just ink. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
719 I’m afraid I’ve put too much of myself out there. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
720 Sorry, doc. I thought that was a Kleenex. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
721 You're just taunting me aren't you? 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
722 I feel so empty. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
723 Sometimes I just feel like I’m invisible ink. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
724 I'm here to talk about neurosis, not premature ejaculation. 1.3333 0.06578 108 85 10 13
725 Sorry I sneezed. Tell me that’s not the only copy of your diploma. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
726 See, Doc, I just feel like no matter how I put myself out there, people just see what they want to see. 1.3333 0.05648 129 98 19 12
727 Don’t patronize me, Bob. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
728 Is it narcissistic to say I see myself in everything? 1.3333 0.06062 114 87 16 11
729 You don't see the elephant? 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
730 What? You were all out of Kleenexes. 1.3307 0.05922 127 99 14 14
731 I’m not seeing the connection 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
732 I swear I didn’t do it! 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
733 I don’t see anything here except a splash of ink. What were you trying to express? 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
734 My gut reaction? I just don’t have it in me anymore. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
735 Youth and inexperience. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
736 I see irony, and to be honest, a bit of condescension, Doc. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
737 How much does this research study pay, again? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
738 I'm trying my best - but all I see is myself. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
739 Are you trying to embarrass me? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
740 It's like I see a part of myself on it 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
741 That's Mommy! 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
742 I'm depressed, not suicidal. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
743 That reminds me, I keep having this dream where I'm falling. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
744 Rorschach got all the credit, but it all came from me 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
745 Rorschach, Shmorschach - I just had an accident! 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
746 It doesn’t mean ANYTHING, I just spilled. 1.3297 0.06821 91 70 12 9
747 Well you said therapy won’t work unless I pour my heart out. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
748 Are you saying I need to improve my self-image? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
749 Not sure,it could be my mother or my underwear. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
750 Is this your way of saying that I’m gonna have to spill my guts here? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
751 Ma??? Is that you??? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
752 Ink blot? What about the existential white void? 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
753 I see my brother Al asking for money. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
754 Sometimes it’s simpler to keep it all bottled up inside… 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
755 How did you get my ultrasound image? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
756 So it's porn now? What kind of doctor are you? 1.3273 0.06342 110 86 12 12
757 Now you're just making fun of me. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
758 I see a little bit of myself here 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
759 The x-ray looks normal. Now what? 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
760 NO. It's not a Seurat ! 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
761 I see an unhappy calligrapher. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
762 Out, Out Damn Spot. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
763 I’m worried I’m incontinent. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
764 My guts,spilled,all over the place! 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
765 I've never understood my inner self. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
766 I just see a butterfly! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
767 At least I got it on the paper this time. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
768 Too much white space. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
769 Doc, you're seeing right through me. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
770 Please! I've been spilling my guts to you! 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
771 I see a bad case of Montblanc's revenge. 1.3253 0.07493 83 66 7 10
772 Not my best rabbit 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
773 Why are you showing me pictures of my kids? 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
774 I was drunk when I signed that. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
775 Is it wrong it reminds me of my mother? 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
776 I was so young then, I’m not sure what I meant 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
777 Reminds me of the time I blew my top 1.3246 0.04905 114 80 31 3
778 Pollen. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
779 Yes, I see mother again. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
780 Doc, why are you going through my trash? 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
781 Yeah, it's mine. So what? There's no rule against it in the employee manual. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
782 Looks like Gary after the accident. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
783 Ah…it's an ink blot. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
784 My life before ballpoints. 1.3241 0.06286 108 84 13 11
785 Is this profiling? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
786 Duh. It’s an ink splot. 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
787 That was Stan. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
788 I have no inkling what it means 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
789 Sorry... summer cold. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
790 I refuse to admit paternity 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
791 OMG: It's the missing ink! 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
792 Family Barbecue. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
793 So you're saying the x-ray is inconclusive? 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
794 Cassidy Hutchinson cleaned that off the wall. 1.3229 0.06704 96 75 11 10
795 That says more about you than it does about me. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
796 It’s me. It’s always me. 1.3229 0.06369 96 73 15 8
797 My blots look nothing like that. Not my style. You've got the wrong ink here. . 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
798 I see a copyright infringement. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
799 I’ve tried for years to get that blot removed from my record.” 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
800 I know, I know. I have to stop bottling everything up. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
801 Yeah, that's my uncle Bill. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
802 Well… that’s a little ink-riminating. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
803 I tripped. Sue me. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
804 My cousin. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
805 That's last night's dinner. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
806 Sorry, I sneezed on that one. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
807 Person, woman, man, camera, TV 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
808 Is it a Pollock? 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
809 Yes,I'm incontinent. 1.3214 0.05978 112 86 16 10
810 Ahhhh. It’s like you’re seeing right inside me! 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
811 That's right doc, they found me in an inkwell on their porch with only that note pinned to me. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
812 With every picture, I feel empty. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
813 Babies. They all look like babies! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
814 We call it The Big Spill. It’s our greatest fear. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
815 That? Oh that’s just a burp. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
816 Why does it always have to mean something? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
817 My mother choking my father? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
818 It's like staring into my soul. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
819 I don’t think this is a fair test if you take my background into consideration. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
820 Seriously Fred. How do you think I did that with no arms? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
821 I’m sorry, this is just bringing up a lot of painful memories I tried to blot out. 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
822 I'm empty inside. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
823 It looks like my grandfather after he fell off the counter. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
824 You can keep it. I have it in me to make more. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
825 I see myself in your work 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
826 I guess I’m just all bottled up. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
827 An X-Ray? 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
828 It’s one of my early works. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
829 That was during my artist phase. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
830 That’s me, all over the place. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
831 So... when you asked me to open up... you didn't mean literally, did you? 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
832 Sometimes my best ideas come right off the top of my head 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
833 It's always the mistakes with me. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
834 Sorry, Doc... It's just so hard to control myself sometimes. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
835 After years of bottling it up inside, I guess this means I’m an open book. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
836 I can’t help it. I had some gluten last night 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
837 I see the result of taking penmanship off the curriculum. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
838 You told me to express my self. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
839 Is it bad that I feel a little aroused? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
840 You do understand how triggering this is, don't you? 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
841 Why must everyone keep reminding me about that one drunken night? 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
842 The lack of asymmetry haunts me. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
843 If they all look like me, does it mean I'm a narcissist? 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
844 It makes me feel redundant. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
845 I've learned that I'm not indelible. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
846 I see a suicide note. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
847 I’ve poured myself into this one. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
848 First thing to pop into my head? ‘You sexy thang’ 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
849 Impending doom. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
850 I never signed up to be an organ donor 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
851 It's useless to cry over spilled ink. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
852 I tried to be a little more creative, but I feel all bottled up! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
853 I’m sorry, professor. I didn’t have the slightest inkling of what was required for the homework assignment, so I just spilled my innermost thoughts onto the page. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
854 Reminds me of Uncle Leo 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
855 I swear I’m not the father @ 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
856 I apologize for the mess, Dr. Rorschach, but maybe you can use them for something. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
857 As my proctologist, I thought you'd understand! 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
858 Is that what I look like in the inside? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
859 Woah, no content warning? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
860 No idea 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
861 I knew they’d call HR. 1.3158 0.06568 95 74 12 9
862 Yeah, I did this back in '19. Not my best work, to be honest. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
863 Everywhere I turn - there she is! 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
864 I knew him, Horatio 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
865 Not fair. I spill out my guts and they send me to therapy. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
866 That’s Rohrshach, not me. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
867 But I already told you about my mother. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
868 That makes me feel empty inside. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
869 You're not going to get more out of me. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
870 It’s not narcissism, they do all look like me! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
871 My one regret in life was when I spilled my thoughts to that guy Rorschach! 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
872 I was hoping to not talk about my past. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
873 Dr., I don't know why, but I see a little of myself in that one. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
874 Of course it's my mother. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
875 Look, I don't wanna sound weird... but these all look like my parents having sex. 1.3140 0.05754 121 94 16 11
876 Of course it’s my mother— I’d recognize her splotch anywhere. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
877 Mom again! Do you have some kind of fixation? 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
878 Do you have any idea how easy this is for me? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
879 Why does it always have to be about my mother? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
880 That reminds me of my first wife. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
881 It's just ink. I've never understood why you humans try to read so much into it. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
882 I thought I deleted that. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
883 It's from my Pollock phase. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
884 Why does it feel like this test is a trap? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
885 Once you get to know me, you'll see it's spot on. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
886 Sometimes an ink blot is just a blot of ink. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
887 Doc, I just don't know why I'm so dark inside".. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
888 I'm so tired of spilling my guts to you every week 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
889 Oh, I really miss Uncle Leo. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
890 If it really says what you say you think it says, I'll just do it over. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
891 It's a human being who was dropped from a considerable height. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
892 My mother was a beautiful woman. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
893 Sorry, not my type. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
894 Rorschach? No, that's definitely Steve. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
895 Nobody ever says it looks like an inkblot...I feel so unseen! 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
896 And that...is all I have left of my father. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
897 I had a stomach virus. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
898 It looks like a Jackson Pollock portrait of me 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
899 Well, I guess it could be one of mine, but its not like DNA you know. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
900 Sorry, I had an accident. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
901 I see my inner child in the well. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
902 Reflux. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
903 I see unpaid royalties. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
904 Don't you bring my wife into this. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
905 OMG! Michelle! 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
906 That's the one that never calls. 1.3117 0.07680 77 62 6 9
907 'Mom, mom, mom' 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
908 I’m the friggin’ Bottle of Ink here, but go ahead. Continue with your Man-splaining. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
909 It gives me an empty feeling." 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
910 Well, I see a lot of my self in that one… 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
911 Dr, I’m not a well well. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
912 What do you mean he died on impact? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
913 For the nth time- I did not do it. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
914 Seasonal allergies. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
915 Don't ask me to read my own writing. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
916 I have always believed that it is important to put a piece of myself in the body of my work. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
917 Sorry, I said I don't want to talk about work in these sessions. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
918 Again, this is who I am... 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
919 It's like you can see inside me. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
920 That's really offensive. To my people, Rorschach was a serial killer. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
921 That's me alright 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
922 My poor Uncle Andrew after he fell from the desk. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
923 Can’t we just call it an ink blot? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
924 Can we take a break? These sessions are really draining. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
925 Why must you insist on black when you know I’m blue? 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
926 I see a family resemblance 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
927 I just keep seeing the ink, in shrink. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
928 What I see is the waste of Sriracha sauce. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
929 I’m sorry there are times in my life I just blot out. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
930 I see a part of myself that I’ve never seen before. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
931 It's a bit graphic, don't you think? 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
932 So, I farted. So what? 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
933 That's what happens whenever I open up. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
934 I’ve been trying to blot that memory out my entire life. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
935 It’s an ambiguous, meaningless ink blot…my finest moment! 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
936 Liquid Ink doesn't correct this, does it? 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
937 After we’re done, may I take my family pictures home? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
938 That’s the day I SPLURGED… 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
939 It's starting to feel like you're using my words against me. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
940 That's not cool, doc. I mean, it's okay when WE say 'blot,' but it's kind of our word, y'know? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
941 I hate the part where I have to look inside myself. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
942 It's some of my best work. I can't help that your clients are dense. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
943 Again, I just see my mother. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
944 Yes, that's an inkblot. Your point? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
945 I have absolutely no inkling. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
946 Yeah , but it was my first time 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
947 I’m at wits’ end. I can’t control my blotter problem. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
948 It's a blot. Just a fucking blot. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
949 Same as the last nine - human error. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
950 Mother. They all look like mother. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
951 My five-year-old could do that. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
952 No, not reminds me... that was my father. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
953 Do you really think you're going to use those on ME? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
954 Imagine I showed you a picture of splattered human remains and asked, "What do you see here?" Now do you get my point? 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
955 The diagnosis is leakage. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
956 My father's last squirt. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
957 I could make a few of those for you if the price is right. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
958 I'm sick and tired of everyone blaming me for their problems. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
959 My mother frowns in every picture. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
960 My poor cousin. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
961 Yes, as a kid I was all over the place! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
962 I get it, I get it. I'm keeping it all bottled up inside. --Brian Carroll, Rome, Ga. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
963 Uncle Ralph, rest his soul. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
964 It’s just allergies. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
965 It's my mother, they're all my mother. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
966 Well, you startled me! 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
967 What does it look like? I'm incontinent, doc! 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
968 I’m not ashamed. Posing for those life drawings put me through school. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
969 Doc, I'm really starting to see myself. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
970 It contains multitudes. 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
971 It’s such a relief not to have to keep all this bottled up inside me. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
972 My mother would be very upset about this. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
973 That looks like my used Kleenex. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
974 Well, I see irony, of course, though not in the classic sense. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
975 That just about says it all. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
976 Where’s the Whiteout when you need it? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
977 Oh, yeah, back when I was just a little squirt, right? 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
978 I’m telling you, Dr. Rorschach, work with me and I’ll make us both famous. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
979 You pervert.. I squirted those in confidence! 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
980 Hey, I'm an artist. I like to leave my work open to interpretation. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
981 That one looks like the reason for my emptiness. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
982 Again, it's my mother yelling at me. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
983 You're screwing with my head, aren't you? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
984 The King's to blame. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
985 OMG, it's Uncle Tony! 1.3049 0.07089 82 65 9 8
986 Back then, I got blotto much too often. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
987 That just makes me feel empty inside. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
988 My emotions are apparently bottled up, but they are at least symmetrical... 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
989 You say you have concerns about my résumé? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
990 I feel exploited 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
991 Oh, that's clearly a sneeze. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
992 Thanks Doc. I'm just sure why a photo of my family reunion will help. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
993 That’s Uncle Phil!” 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
994 I see just a little bit of myself in all of these images. 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
995 Aw Doc, I just slipped-sometimes a slip is just a slip. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
996 You really need to be more careful when you fill your pen. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
997 I see my baby diapers. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
998 You killed my brother! 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
999 Where did you get a picture of my ex? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1000 That's straight from the heart, doc. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1001 No problem, that's my uncle Charlie. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1002 Yup, that's my ex. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1003 I see a fountain pen, JUST A FOUNTAIN PEN! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1004 I had an inkling you might be shocked. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1005 What does it mean? I sneezed 1.3028 0.06044 109 86 13 10
1006 That's not funny. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1007 It's not what you think... 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1008 I see anger and frustration. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1009 Sorry about that. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1010 A dirty diaper. Next? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1011 I see a doctor failing to consider his patient's feelings 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1012 A nice 'Gesundheit' would suffice. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1013 That's the birth of my first child. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1014 Jesus Eddie, I told you - I don’t know the guy! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1015 Sneeze. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1016 And then it all went splat 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1017 I get that you want me to say it's something dark,buried deep within,but honestly Doc,I just see a used Kleenex. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1018 I see a derivative piece of art, Doc. Is that what you want to hear? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1019 That proves nothing! 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1020 Mom. They're all Mom. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1021 I see my ex was here earlier. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1022 Just like the last twenty — it’s a 1965 Waterman’s intense black. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1023 I can't be sure, but it might be cousin Ed 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1024 It looks like Mom... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1025 That's the old me, I swear. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1026 I did that during my Blue Period 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1027 Wait, wait, don’t tell me. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1028 I don’t want to say. It’s too painful. 1.3009 0.05881 113 89 14 10
1029 Mother,ok?! They all remind me of Mother! 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1030 I see a naked woman 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1031 It happens every time I open up, Doc… 1.3000 0.06133 110 88 11 11
1032 That's on you buddy. I know what I meant 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1033 THAT'S when I knew I had Covid. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1034 Again! Porn. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1035 I’ll never get away from that year at art school 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1036 I got a little excited... 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1037 Timmy! My God, you killed Timmy! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1038 I've always been afraid to confront my inner self 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1039 I see my father's death. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1040 - "It's Just Allergies, I promise. " 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1041 That was the last one I did, before they bought a printer 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1042 Ah yes, like Chunk “I spilled my guts!” 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1043 I keep a tight lid on this part of myself. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
1044 ...my nephew, Sherman. 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1045 It’s what my mother always said I’d amount to. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1046 I get it,I got a little excited,I apologize. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1047 I'd recognize him anywhere 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1048 Uncle George, again. They all look like Uncle George. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1049 Yeah,I knew that guy,too. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1050 Looks like six more weeks of seasonal affective disorder. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1051 How is this supposed to help my anxiety? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1052 My son or my daughter, I can't remember which. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1053 Sorry, I couldn't find a tissue on your desk. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1054 Reminds of when Uncle Ned flipped his lid at the peace treaty ceremony. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1055 That's what happens when I get too excited. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1056 I guess I wrote it off the top of my head. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1057 I swear I did not plagiarize 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1058 Is it okay if I just disappear? 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1059 That’s not one of mine. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1060 Art begins at conception. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1061 Nice reflexes! Damn allergies. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1062 Is it too late to mention that my cousin is Whiteout? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1063 It's like my whole life just splashed before my eyes. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1064 That one was just a sneeze. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1065 This is so like my mom's side of the squid family. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1066 My birth certificate? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1067 I like to come here and spill my guts. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1068 Aw, c'mon Doc, they all look like my mother to me. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1069 Like a lonely night all alone 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1070 That looks like him, but I am not sure. It was dark. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1071 I see myself...but I guess a lot of patients say that. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1072 Look, I just make them. What do YOU see? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1073 I see the future, and it's all ballpoint pens. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1074 Takes me back to my childhood... 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1075 Shame. I feel shame. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1076 Why do you always say it’s about my mother? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1077 I've never seen that man before in my life! 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1078 That’s Jimmy, Jimmy Hoffa! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1079 I can’t help but see a piece of myself in it. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
1080 Yes, this is about my mother 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1081 Every one of these tests takes a little more out of me, doc. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1082 All I see is what a mess I’ve made. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1083 Must I really see the crime scene photos? 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1084 Again....my grandfather's.....his Rorschach period... 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1085 That looks like my Uncle Ted. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1086 I may have been responsible. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1087 Holy Hermann Rorschach! You're saying this is the moment my aversion to symmetry began revealing itself in my work? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1088 I don't like to talk about what happened to my mother. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1089 Owe-- that's aunt Edith. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1090 My pay scale goes up if you want them in more than one colour, Doc”. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1091 I'm so tired of spilling my guts. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1092 Rorschach, what a quack. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1093 I feel like my life is dripping away 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1094 I just can’t get it to come out the way I see it in my head. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1095 Oh God, it has to start with HER! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1096 What do you mean what does it look like? Its literally a picture of me pouring my heart out! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1097 Ah yes, I think I may have spotted this before. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1098 I just call that one “Tuesday”. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1099 I can't. That's clearly from my mother. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1100 That's the day I had diarrhea. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1101 All I see is myself 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1102 That one is nothing. I just made it to mess with people. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1103 They chose my blot as the center fold. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1104 Seriously Doc, I just don’t think I can spend one more session talking about my mother. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1105 It looks like a ink spot to me! 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1106 Who invented this horror? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1107 I think you know exactly what that means. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1108 I don't know what to tell ya, doc. The world just feels so black and white. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1109 It’s my life, flashing before my eyes. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1110 Ugh...I look so fat in that bathing suit. 1.2933 0.07296 75 60 8 7
1111 Sorry about the job application form--I have a cold. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1112 It makes me sad because I never got royalties for any of them 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1113 Wasn't me. I was out of town that day 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1114 Oh, I see Janet is still modelling… 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1115 I feel like you’re gonna call me a narcissist again if we keep doing these. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1116 Some of my best work! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1117 Blame the pen, not me. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1118 This one looks like how a heavy drinking night ends for me. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1119 I’ve been used 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1120 Yes, that's my normal signature. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1121 I feel like I see this every day 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1122 That looks like exhibit “A” against us when we sued to stop the ballpoint take over. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1123 I feel used. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1124 I'm done with talking about my family." 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1125 Large lactating breasts! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1126 How many more, Doc? - that’s just about the whole family.’ 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1127 You've got to help me, Dr. Rorschach! I've been coughing that stuff up for a week now, and I don't know what it means. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1128 That’s my cousin Earnest. He was always a big splash around town. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1129 That's a little gory don't you think? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1130 I used to be all over the place back then! 1.2909 0.04718 110 80 28 2
1131 My mother. Literally. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1132 Wrong. Try again. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1133 Yeah, I spat that out back in kindergarten. I got no idea what it is either. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1134 That's my signature. Now don't go all Rorschach on me! 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1135 That is my DNA your honor! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1136 I see the son I never had! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1137 I tried to blot that one from memory." 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1138 That brings back memories. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1139 You said to tell you about my mother. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1140 The inkblot of Dorian Gray. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1141 He's a friend of mine. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1142 I made it so I think I know what it is. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1143 I just keep seeing my two dimensionality-over and over! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1144 The pen did it. Ask the pen. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1145 Next time, trigger warning. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1146 Toilet paper 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
1147 That’s my oldest boy. Very successful. He’s always in the paper. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1148 Looks like I need a refill. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1149 Grab another card, Doc, I'm about to sneeze again! 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1150 I see a person sitting at a desk holding up an inkblot. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1151 Can you see the sauce of your problems? 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
1152 Everybody's so quick to blame me. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1153 I see you've found out what happens when I get too excited. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1154 Self-portrait! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1155 My baby pictures are so embarrassing. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1156 Do we have to talk about my mother? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1157 I see my wife has been spilling her guts again. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1158 Nobody cries over spilled milk, but my mistakes are analyzed to death ! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1159 Ouch! Another Trump lunch hit the wall? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1160 ...Seriously? 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1161 It’s a blob Bob. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1162 I'm afraid I do recognize who did that 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1163 I was trying to blot that out 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1164 Am I self obsessed, doctor? Every picture looks like me. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1165 I know, I forgot to take my allergy medicine before coming here… 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1166 Looks like my diaper. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1167 I dunno Doc...I think it looks like a butterfly. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1168 I see three punctuation errors. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1169 Mom having sex with the plumber. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1170 I did that one when I was just a little squirt! 1.2875 0.07376 80 66 5 9
1171 Been there, done that. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1172 C’mon doc, stop showing that to people. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1173 I just had the flu 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1174 They're all Mother. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1175 That would be a shart. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1176 Not mine. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1177 Indelible. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1178 Let's face it, they all look like my mother. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1179 I already explained this to HR. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1180 I’m too offended to say. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1181 Mama? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1182 My baby’s diaper. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1183 Oh my god; it's that leaky, no-good ballpoint my wife ran off with. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1184 I was just playing around on paper one day and EVERYONE's put SO MUCH meaning into it 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1185 Again, I only see trauma 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1186 Sorry, I'm just getting over a cold. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1187 I have ink-continence, Doc. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1188 My son! What did you do to my son? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1189 Do my tears mean nothing? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1190 What have you done to my brother's guts? 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1191 Do you call this art? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1192 I came here for a therapy session, not a confession… 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1193 Yeah, that's me. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1194 Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot, Doc! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1195 That's my cousin, I believe 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1196 That's my archrival India hitting a concrete floor. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1197 I haven't seen her since high school! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1198 A snake eating its own tail. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1199 My first thought is it’s me. Does that mean I’m a narcissist? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1200 Honestly, it's just a reflection of who I am inside. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1201 So, I'm clumsy. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1202 I can see my time's up 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1203 How can I see myself the way others see me? 1.2857 0.05182 77 55 22 0
1204 Once again I have to go with 'Used Handkerchief.' 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1205 That's only half the story. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1206 I see the obvious. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1207 I refuse to incriminate myself 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1208 It's hard to say. I feel all bottled up. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1209 I've got a leaky bladder, so sue me. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1210 Uh, an ink blot? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1211 Yes, well, sometimes sex is messy. 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
1212 I don't even recognize myself anymore 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1213 It's a family photo album. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1214 Yup, that’s me all over. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1215 Yes, my name is Rorschach. No, I didn't copy someone else's test. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1216 Sad to say it's a bullseye. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1217 Another window into my soul 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1218 Trust me, you don’t want to know 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1219 Doc, same answer as all the others. I see my emotionally unavailable mother. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1220 Oops, sorry! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1221 These are some examples of the inappropriate pornographic work your son has been making in art class. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1222 That's about me missing the school bus and skipping school. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1223 I’m trying to block that out. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1224 I would like to start with something more simple than regressive memory techniques. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1225 Rorschawk is always putting the squeeze on me. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1226 I see you found out I spilled my guts to the journalist. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1227 It's from my Blue Period. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1228 I can't even go there. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1229 You don’t see it? It’s a self portrait. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1230 So, now it is classified! 1.2836 0.07610 67 54 7 6
1231 I swear, I would never do such a thing with the photocopier. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1232 You know me better than I know myself (sniff). 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1233 It looks like dear old dad. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1234 Looks like gibberish to me. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1235 I find these gory crime-scene photos very disturbing. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1236 That looks like Uncle Fred when he gets smashed. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1237 You could just as well ask Freud about his mother. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1238 You think that's funny? That's my ex-wife! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1239 All I see is my dad. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1240 That was before. Now I feel all bottled up. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1241 Why, that's my m-m-mm-mo-mo- mother! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1242 It’s a bit literal, don’t you think? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1243 That's a picture of my brother from Brooklyn. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1244 This is my baby! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1245 I see my mother in this one, too. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1246 What do I see? Well,obviously Doc,this is my mom,my dad and me at drop off on the first day off school. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1247 It might sound Oedipal, but that one's definitely Mom. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1248 The White House's West Wing dining room wall?" 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1249 It’s from Jackson Pollack’s dark period 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1250 Reminds me of people who say I can’t do a butterfly. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1251 I thought we agreed no family stuff this week. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1252 These sessions take everything out of me. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1253 That one is a picture of my father cooking spaghetti. Why are you so interested Dr. Rorschach? 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1254 It is what it is... 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1255 Mom. They all look like Mom. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1256 That one looks like my ex too. I still miss Tinta. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1257 Uh ... broccoli? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1258 Now let's talk about your recent outburst. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1259 How do you THINK I feel when I look at that? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1260 I’m going to really have to ink about that one. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1261 Look, we’ve been over this, I just sneezed ok? It doesn’t mean anything. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1262 Cousin Ralph. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1263 Sorry Doc, but you know I can't cover my mouth when I sneeze. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1264 My id on steroids. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1265 I see the endless frustration of forgotten user names and passwords. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1266 Exactly! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1267 I really see myself in this one. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1268 My first wife 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1269 I see a questionable diagnostic tool that stereotypes my people. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1270 You sicko. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1271 Tom Cruise. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1272 It took a lot of courage to spill my guts out like that. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1273 Is that a mustard seed? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1274 Don't mock me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1275 You shouldn’t be showing me sex pictures! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1276 It reminds me of my first breakdown when I began to leak. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1277 My nephew, Burt... 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1278 Well of course I know what it is, but I don't know what it means. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1279 It's not mine! 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1280 As an artist,you just pour your heart out on the page. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1281 I’m afraid that reminds me of my mother as well. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1282 I know it’s a cliché, but it looks like my mother. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1283 Cousin Ken? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1284 That's not at all what I meant to say. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1285 A devastating waste of bodily fluid. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1286 -I see blood, blood everywhere.. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1287 It looks like every mistake I've ever made. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1288 Tequila plus burrito. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1289 Is everybody a comedian? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1290 I swear it's not mine. I haven't been opened in months! 1.2778 0.07459 72 59 6 7
1291 I take the 5th. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1292 Well, Mr. Lenin, it says to me that the Capitalists will sell us the rope that we will use to hang them. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1293 I want you to go deep in the inkwell and tell me what you see. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
1294 So, where did you get the photo of my wife? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1295 That one makes me want to spill my guts. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1296 you MADE her say that! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1297 This is not what I meant by "visualize your problems". 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1298 Your'e saying I should look within myself? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1299 It looks like an octopus shooting ink in a futile attempt to escape the reality of its transient, inane existence…or a bat…yeah, I think it’s a bat. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1300 Can I call a friend? 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1301 I miss you, Mom 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1302 This is getting a bit too personal for me. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1303 It's like looking into a mirror. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1304 That one should have come with a trigger warning. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1305 I know the artist so this might be pointless. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1306 This is a bit personal, don't you think? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1307 I get angry sometimes 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1308 I’m tired of being used. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1309 It was under my husband’s mattress. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1310 WTF! ..I don’t know.. the klutz knocked me over. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1311 How did you make it so symmetrical? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1312 What an ink well says to a octopus : Black is beautiful. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1313 I see my life running out one drop at a time. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1314 I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1315 ''The story of my life?'' 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1316 My cousin Vinny. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1317 Is this some kind of cruel joke? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1318 Oh, no, it's a blotter infection! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1319 Mar-A-Lardo? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1320 I see a blot of me in that. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
1321 That’s Me All Over 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1322 My ultrasound 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1323 You deplete me. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1324 ...so just anything off the top of my head? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1325 I have a constant fear of inkjaculation, premature or not. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1326 My childhood" 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1327 I've been trying to hold that inside me. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1328 Know it? I invented it! 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1329 You want to talk about my mother, again? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1330 I see spilled potential. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1331 Dr. Freud, my mother has nothing to do with this. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1332 I see a broken fountain pen. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1333 OK, it was a youthful indiscretion! But now it's gone viral, and everybody is reading so much into it! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1334 Why are you showing me, pictures of my dead relatives? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1335 I'd say that's an inkblot! 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1336 Sorry, but you were out of toilet paper 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1337 My character in the Marvel Universe. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1338 Oh no! That’s my late sister! Why would you show me that?? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1339 Sorry. It must’ve been something I ate, 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1340 Dad? Is that you? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1341 Good heavens! That''s my aunt Alice! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1342 oh that? That's nothing! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1343 Sorry about the card. I sneezed in the middle of signing it. The whole department wishes you a happy retirement. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1344 it's a picture of my parents fighting... 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1345 What does it mean if I see a bottle of White-Out? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1346 To you it's an ink blot. To me, it's the essence of my very soul. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1347 Well its my first attempt ! I WILL get better.. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1348 I don't know. I guess that's me all over the place. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1349 I can't do this anymore. I'm dried up. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1350 For this, I pay a hundred and fifty bucks a session? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1351 I have no idea why my early work gets all the attention, when my recent canvasses are so much more sophisticated. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1352 The tracks of my tears. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1353 Dude,seriously? 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1354 My kid doesn't understand me. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1355 My blood, sweat, and tears went into making that 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1356 Oops, my bad. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1357 And you want me to answer off the top of my head? 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1358 This is the reason I'm here. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1359 Yes, I have a problem with bladder control. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1360 It looks like a bottle of ink analyzing an ink blot. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1361 That's so sad. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1362 Yes, I recall that one, from my Abstract Expressionism phase. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1363 It’s upside down. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1364 I really don’t remember what I said. 1.2717 0.06576 92 76 7 9
1365 Doctor you're right...I'm seeing more clearly what's in side of me 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1366 How did you get my X-rays? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1367 Reminds me of a burp from long ago. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1368 Yes. My soul is dark... 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1369 Don’t you feel like asking the artist kind of defeats the purpose? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1370 No one bothered to ask how the Rorschach makes me feel. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1371 How do you explain this blot on your résumé? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1372 You're gonna say I'm a narcissist. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
1373 Doesn't this feel a little redundant? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1374 I think 'God bless you.' is appropriate. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1375 Doctor, this is why I'm so depressed. That's my nephew. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1376 Apologies, could not find my tissues 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1377 It’s as if you can see into my very soul….. . 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1378 Can I have a tissue?" 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1379 That’s also a sneeze 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1380 Haters will say it’s photoshopped. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1381 …then this Rorschach guy pressed me back into the fold 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1382 That piece is from my Neo-modern period. I've move beyond that style. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1383 It's not what it looks like, whatever that is. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1384 I'm telling you, my mother was nothing like that. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1385 It’s Jim! 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
1386 Please don't make me look at my mother's picture! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1387 I could do better. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1388 Political opponents fighting in a polite and civil manner? Okay, okay I am crazy. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1389 That's a picture of my dad who was in the pen and we didn't know how long the sentence would be. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
1390 It would be funnier with a caption. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1391 I see a lack of punctuation in my life. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1392 That one's my mother as well. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1393 No one gets me. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1394 It's been a long time but I'd say it's either cousin Mary or Aunt Sue. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1395 Every mother thinks her child is beautiful. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1396 My son. He's a bum. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
1397 I told you I was all over the place. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1398 Destiny. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1399 Sorry Doc, I got a cold 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1400 Are you trying to get me to spill my guts? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1401 Doctor, all I see is dead bodies. What's wrong with me! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1402 They told me to let it all out on the page. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1403 It embarrases me to admit to having created that one. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1404 It was a cry for help! 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1405 You are a sick, twisted bastard. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1406 I see blood. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1407 I’ve always had Mother issues. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1408 Just what are you insinuating sir? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1409 Yeah, I remember when I did that one. It was the day I found out the neighbor,Rory, shacked up with my wife. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1410 My bad. I didn’t realize selfies were frowned upon. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1411 That would be Uncle Ed, hit by a beer truck as he was crossing Fifth and Vine. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1412 Please don't ask me to explain myself Dr. Rorscach. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1413 I see my future. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1414 I tell you I’m innocent; it’s definitely not my work! 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1415 I swear I didn't do that! 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1416 For some reason it reminds me of my mother 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1417 My underwear ?? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1418 It's all a blur. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1419 Oops, I did it again. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1420 Rorschach Series 6, card number 9 .. am I pentiliarphobic Doc ? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1421 How did you get a picture of my mother? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1422 Looks like a waste of ink to me. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1423 I don’t want to be negative, but spilling my guts and then trying to interpret it myself seems ludicrous. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1424 I'm not sure where she gets it, teacher, certainly from his father's side. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1425 Doc, I've already spilled everything. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1426 It's true ... I'm addicted to porn. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1427 Do we have to discuss my mother again? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1428 Oh shit! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1429 Not my work; it's sick. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1430 About last week’s cartoon. None of the winning captions are the least funny. Many better ones were submitted. 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1431 Please! I've lost too many friends that way. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1432 I DO look a lot like my Grandmother. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1433 Doc, I swear I'm not a narcissist, but it's like looking inside myself. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1434 It's always my death. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1435 Oh my god, what did you do to my buddy Rory? 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1436 I didn’t think it warranted a trip to HR, yet here we are. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1437 Sometimes a Rorschach test is just a Rorschach test. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1438 I'm concerned it will be a blot on my reputation. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1439 It just came off the top of my head. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1440 Well, don't pretend you're shocked. After all, you're the one with the dirty picture. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1441 Sadly, that's what happened to my twin brother. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1442 I just needed to express myself. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1443 I see a sad ink-stained life. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1444 I see my wayward son" 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1445 It reminds me of my childhood. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
1446 You're not funny Doc. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1447 Of course it reminds me of my mother. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1448 Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Dr. Horatio... 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1449 And I thought that was going to be my Jackson Pollack moment. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1450 OMG! That’s my worst nightmare! 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1451 I can sign it if you like 1.2651 0.06875 83 69 6 8
1452 That's one of my self portraits. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1453 Tell it me to me straight Doc, is it IBS? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1454 It isn't mine. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1455 I'd rather not talk about my father. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1456 Where did you get that photo of my mother from? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1457 That’s how I reacted when I learned that Mr. Peanut was not my real Father… 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1458 There is no way an octopus did that 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1459 I sneezed. Why are you reading into it? 1.2642 0.06040 106 88 8 10
1460 That is my worst nightmare. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1461 Looks like a squeeze play. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
1462 That was one bad day! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1463 Nobody I know. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1464 I was just thinking off the top of my head 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1465 I had COVID but I'm much better now, thank you. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1466 It looks like a Rorschach test to me what does it look like to you? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1467 That was my cousin Bob. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1468 Stop asking what it means, I told you, I sneezed. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1469 Ok fine I have mommy issues. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1470 I feel blotted out 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1471 That's my life, alright." 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1472 The Kegel exercises are just not working. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1473 I see my high school graduation picture! 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1474 I've been replaced by a giant nipple. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1475 Doc, I’m struggling with my role in what these ink stains say to people. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1476 Sorry, Doc, but I couldn't find a bathroom anywhere! 1.2626 0.06021 99 81 10 8
1477 It's one of my earlier works called "When I got knocked over as the artist reached for his coffee." 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1478 That’s what happened when I tried a squid ink martini. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
1479 A mirror. It’s like looking into a mirror. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1480 Ejaculate. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
1481 You wanted me to spill my guts, so there you go! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1482 Oh, no! I thought I hid all my baby pictures! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1483 If I say it looks like me, am I a narcissist? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1484 I threw up. 1.2625 0.07058 80 67 5 8
1485 It’s a bit derivative, don’t you think? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1486 This motherfucker… 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1487 It is time to get the credit I am due, because without me Rorschach would be nothing! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1488 I trusted you… 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1489 Ah yes, that's Blotch, my oldest and most successful. I miss him. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1490 Why do you have to make everything about my mother? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1491 Wasted potential. Next? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1492 I just see the blood sweat and tears of my ancestors. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1493 You don’t want to know. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1494 You’ve got a sick sense of humor, Doc. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1495 It looks like my parents having sex. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1496 It's a long story. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1497 I'm afraid of spraying the wrong thing. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1498 The morning after the wife makes tacos. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1499 Yeah, those are my kids 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1500 Aaaah-choo! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1501 Okay,but this time it actually IS my mother. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1502 That's just cruel. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1503 I spilled some taking a selfie. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1504 Of course, it's disturbing. That's my blood on there and Rorschach takes all the credit! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1505 I had to use something to wipe. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1506 Billy the Squid, I’d know him anywhere 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1507 I didn't do it! It wasn't me, I swear! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1508 I see someone who couldn't keep his head screwed on. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1509 You see doc, I've been trying to blot out the past. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1510 I'm sorry about your calendar but I couldn't find a tissue. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1511 Oh my God,it's Aunt Janice! 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
1512 A splotch. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1513 Well, now you're just being offensive. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1514 Are you upset about the company decision to go digital? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1515 I don't know what it means , you're the doctor. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1516 Is this your idea of a joke, Dr. Rorchach? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1517 It should have been expunged, I was a minor at the time 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1518 I can't decide. It's either myself splattered on the floor or four dogs playing poker. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1519 I blame my mother. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1520 Wow. Talk about cultural appropriation. 1.2603 0.07306 73 61 5 7
1521 That was the day I had too much coffee. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1522 The one that got away 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1523 and that’s when I fell off the ladder 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
1524 I see my demise-what do you think it means? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1525 I see my life flashing before me. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1526 Unwell 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1527 I really don't see the humor in this one. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1528 When you've been in the business as long as I have, they all start to run together. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1529 Aw cmon, they can’t all be great. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1530 May I have the blot’s language of origin? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1531 You're right, it DOES make me think of my mom! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1532 That one just makes me feel empty. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1533 How would you feel if I showed you a picture of YOUR mother? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1534 I don’t see what that has to do with me. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1535 I refuse to answer on account of my bottled-up personality 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1536 ‘It’s the original’ 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1537 It’s offensive *now*. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1538 Sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1539 Looks like a Freudian slip to me. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1540 I admit, I was smashed a lot back then. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1541 I’m really sorry Doc, it won’t happen again. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1542 I DON'T TEST WELL ... 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1543 Aren’t you going to say ‘Bless you?’ 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1544 Doctor, why are you showing me all those dirty pictures. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1545 just a nightcap. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1546 Billy. My BFF 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1547 This one also looks like my mother. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1548 Well of course it's about sex! 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1549 I always cry when I read a sad novel 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1550 Once again, it looks like my mother. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1551 What do you mean 'disordered' thinking 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1552 My adult bedwetting has become an issue. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1553 Is that how you humans waste my bodily fluid!? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1554 I resemble that question 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1555 It was an accident, that's all. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1556 Yeah, that was me. You’re welcome. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1557 That’s my ex-wife. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1558 Another ink blot. They all look like ink blots to me. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1559 Inky Dinky no do 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1560 It wasn't my fault! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1561 Passport photo 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1562 This isn’t really making me want to open up. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1563 How do you explain this? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1564 You're a monster! That was my sister. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1565 That’s cousin Louie. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1566 That’s my self-portrait 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1567 Are you stalking my Instagram feed, Doc? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1568 I’m just a little squirt. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1569 That one looks like my mother, too. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1570 I see my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Rorschach.” 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1571 I had nothing to do with King Charles and the Bloody pen. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1572 Do you want my undiluted answer? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1573 I demand a PIGMENT test! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1574 Doctor, hasn't there been enough ink spilled on that subject? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1575 Ugh ... I remember that day ... not a good one. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1576 It looks like Freud wrestling a butterfly. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1577 I see the money my parents wasted on my art degree 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1578 I did not have sexual relations with that piece of sheet 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1579 Sorry, I didn't mean to splatter all over the fonts. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
1580 This really isn't helping with my PTSD, doc. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1581 Alas,poor Inky,I knew him well 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1582 Damned ED! Why must you taunt me so? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1583 That's what those sickos did to my father. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1584 I might as well be looking in the mirror. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1585 That looks like me all over 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1586 . . . and they never call! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1587 Why do you always think we suffer from pens envy? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1588 No, I really see my father. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1589 I'm trying to draw a line under the past but you keep bringing up these blots on my character. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1590 I feel somehow diminished 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1591 I don’t know what my mother has to do with this. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1592 Yes, I did sit on your desk while I waited for you. 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
1593 The Inkspots. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1594 Why do you always bring up my father? 1.2553 0.06225 94 78 8 8
1595 Look, who hasn’t shit their pants at some point? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1596 That one is from our family vacation to Europe. Can't you see I was so happy then? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1597 A "bless you" wouldn't hurt. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1598 My ceiling after blowing my top. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1599 I can’t help but see myself 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1600 Precious bodily fluids, again." 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1601 You'd have problems, too, if your name was Elmer. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1602 I put my heart and soul into that 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1603 It looks like someone's lid isn't screwed on too tight. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1604 White Out. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1605 Stupid question, that's a picture of my oldest son. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1606 I thought sperm banks would be a little more discrete than this sir. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1607 It frightens me and I can't control it. Is it curable? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1608 It’s my mother’s favorite splotch. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1609 Why are you showing me this? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1610 The meaning is fluid. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1611 It’s black garlic, I swear! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1612 I swear it’s not what it looks like...but what do you see? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1613 I just don't have it in me any more. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1614 Uh, I need to use your restroom! 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1615 Whatever it is, I’m blotting it out. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1616 Stain! 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1617 I’ve got nothing. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1618 I see someone who needs a little talk about cultural appropriation. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1619 You're real sick, you know that Doc? 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
1620 I told you it’s just a sneeze. They’re all sneezes. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1621 A masterpiece. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1622 I know I'm here to work on my fear of abandonment...but will you give it a rest with the family photos? 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
1623 I don't see what you mean by self-indulgent. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1624 I was very angry that day and it was an out of control squirt. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1625 My mother walking in on me when I was 15. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1626 Dr. Rorchach, I’d think very carefully before you allow me to provide the ‘correct response’ to my ink blot! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1627 It makes me want to vomit. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1628 Just another bad hair day 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1629 Is this going to be on the test? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1630 Also your mother. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1631 Well now you’re just patronizing me 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1632 Rorschach took all the credit and left me dry. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1633 Of course I see my mother. That is literally my mother. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1634 That looks like one of my wet dreams. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1635 I’m sorry Dr. Rorschach, I’ve had an upset stomach, but maybe you can find a good use for them..? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1636 To be honest, I see Rorschach's face in every one. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1637 I really gave that one my all. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1638 If I say I was thinking about my mom, you have to promise not to say the words ‘Oedipus complex’ 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1639 Show me one that doesn’t look like my Aunt Ruth 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1640 Are you trying to trigger me?! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1641 Oh, mommy. I still miss you. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1642 My mom...again. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1643 It feels like I'm spilling my guts out. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
1644 Like you've never said anything you regret. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1645 Let me tell you about my mother. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1646 My carpet after I leaked. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1647 Really? Talk about ethnic insensitivity! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1648 It's all just such a waste! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1649 I thought this was a safe space. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1650 Once again all I see is my mother. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1651 Oh dear, it's happened again. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1652 'That's the story of my life." 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1653 I don’t come here and show you pictures of your intestines. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1654 You've got to be kidding. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1655 An Inkblot, really?? ... why bring up mistakes I made before ballpoint pens became popular!!?? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1656 Is this going to be a blot on my career? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1657 Sorry – I thought this was sex therapy. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1658 It's my mother abandoning me again. Do we have to keep going? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1659 I'm not paying you to look at baby pictures. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1660 You do this EVERY DAY? This is your JOB!?? And I'M the one who needs help? 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
1661 I was never Mirandized, and I want an attorney. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1662 Oh my God! That’s Hector! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1663 My life's work, lost. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1664 That's one of the Ink Spots singers. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1665 I thought you wanted me to spill my guts. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1666 Why do they all look like my ex? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1667 Oh no, not Carl! 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1668 King Charles’s signature. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1669 I resent the implicit bias! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1670 Is it true I'll go blind? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1671 That’s my cousin Ernie. Totally one dimensional. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
1672 That looks like my wife just after the accident. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1673 Clearly not mine; I'm type O positive. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1674 It’s the love child of Dr Rorschach and my wife 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1675 Doctor — with all due respect, I’m an anthropomorphized ink bottle; not a manic depressive. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1676 It looks like one of my Baby Pictures. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1677 I’m sorry I left my cum rag on your desk Mr. Rafferty, I promise it won’t happen again. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1678 Do you have to drag my family into this? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1679 Definitely a forgery.. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1680 You ... you monster! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1681 I feel faint. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1682 This sense of feeling used keeps coming up for me. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1683 The embarrassment of a sneeze. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1684 What do you mean, "what does it remind you of?" What it reminds me of is what an idiot I was bring my graphic novel to you in the first place! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1685 That one looks like my cousin Ralph. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1686 I see a confused freshman majoring in psychology! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1687 I see the end of me. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1688 A suicide note. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1689 Pithy witticism. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
1690 Do you have anything by a dribbler? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1691 Look, Doc, I think we’re just going to have to agree to disagree on this one. That really is just a water buffalo. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
1692 It’s been haunting me for years. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1693 That one reminds me of Nam, too. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1694 Yes, that’s where I see myself in 5 years. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1695 I've been bottling it up for far too long. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1696 Looks like when my dad jumped off the desk. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1697 Why do you have a picture of my parents fighting? 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1698 I see apocalyptic spillage. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1699 "I see another mess on the carpet that I'm going to be blamed for." 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1700 Sometimes the pressure builds up too much. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1701 This is so triggering. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1702 You always get me to spill my guts. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1703 Why must you keep doing this to me, you monster? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1704 It's Irma! My God, what have you done to her?! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1705 Yes, that’s one of my children, but he never calls. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1706 Pollock envy? No, Dr., I have not heard of that. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1707 That’s my son, Splat. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1708 Doc, that's why I'm here. Premature ejaculation. 1.2469 0.06697 81 68 6 7
1709 (No caption needed; this cartoon is funny as is.) 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1710 Sorry about that. Allergy season. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1711 Meta… very meta. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1712 Yes it’s mine! But it’s too late now. Dried and died. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1713 Richard. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1714 That's my first wife. She had a bad fall. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1715 I just want to meet a nice pen 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1716 That's all I have left of her... 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1717 Why do you always make me look at these embarrassing family photos? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1718 I did that when I was just a kid. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1719 Yes ... that was the last I saw of mother. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1720 I'm just not ready to talk about my childhood 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1721 You’re taking me too literal. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1722 It's like looking in a mirror, doc. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1723 That one looks like I passed a kidney stone. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1724 It's a picture of our family reunion. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1725 I’m sorry Doc, but I really don’t see the resemblance. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1726 Honestly, not my best selfie 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1727 Whoa, so meta! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1728 Okay. I got carried away! 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1729 Its not just me, EVERYONE thinks its a butterfly. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1730 It's all baby puke to me 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1731 Jane! Oh, Jane. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1732 I’ve put all of me in there. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1733 I don’t think you would like it if I showed you your insides, would you Doc? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1734 It’s probably just all in my head. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1735 Does the dropper make me look fat? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1736 That's a forgery. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1737 Don't blame the messenger. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1738 Like you've never jerked off at work before? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
1739 M . . . m . . . m . . . mom? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1740 That's Bobby, my oldest boy 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1741 This is what we found in your son's locker today... 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1742 My mother. Again. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1743 Mother ! Oh, no! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1744 Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him... 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
1745 It is so messed up that you kept that 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1746 Obsolescence. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1747 What is there to explain? You're going to see what you want to see. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1748 No – I mean that's literally my mother. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1749 I think you were correct in saying I am a narcissist. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
1750 I see a judgmental old man. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1751 Am I projecting again? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
1752 My kid could paint that. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1753 Sorry about throwing up on your desk. 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
1754 How long do I have? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1755 Sometimes an ink splash is just an ink splash. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1756 I see a non-verbal threat of what happens if I don’t pay my therapy bill.” 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1757 ... (sniff) Those were my mother's last words 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1758 You need a pen to write! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1759 Oh, the horror! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1760 I really loved her. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1761 I'm sorry, but I just had to burp! 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1762 I was so young and carefree back then. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1763 I put that sh*t on everything. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1764 "Crime scene...crime scene...crime scene..." 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1765 Looks like an inkblot to me. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
1766 I finally see myself. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1767 I don’t know… maybe I just spill too much. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1768 It looks like my dad, right after he fell off the desk. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1769 Am I on Candid Camera? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1770 Don't cry over spilled ink. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1771 Looks like guts to me, doc. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1772 My worst nightmare. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1773 My perception…I think we need to switch places. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1774 "Squeeze, slurp, squirt, spurt, spit and splatter...it sucks to be me." 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1775 It's an ink splot. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1776 I see a waste of perfectly good ink. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1777 It could be an infinite void; eternal despair; unfathomable suffering. But honestly, most of my underpants look like that. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1778 I see a frustrated little man with Rorschach envy. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1779 Last New Year's Eve 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1780 This one makes me feel used. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1781 Don't ask me Dr Rorschach. I'm the one who drew the ink blot, how do YOU interpret it? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1782 My mother-in-law. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1783 My allergies have been really bad this year. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1784 Oh mother how I miss thee. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1785 It's a blot on my past. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1786 I'm sorry, I just waited too long to get to a bathroom. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1787 That’s Parker Super Quink Permanent Black 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1788 Put it in the Guggenheim 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1789 That’s just insensitive. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1790 I've already spilled my guts to you. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1791 Your answer is spot on. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1792 I'm paying how much for this?! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1793 It's just dawning on me that when they asked me to send the x-ray to my doctor, they meant my radiologist. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1794 A troubling waste of my resources. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1795 My ex-girlfriend? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1796 Yes, that was during my Jackson Pollock phase." 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1797 I’m too close to those blots to be “projective”! 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
1798 I'm sorry to be so upset. That reminds me of my first child. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1799 Ouch. Six hours of active labor. No epidural. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1800 It's not my best work. It's from my "blue period" 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1801 I see you tortured the last guy. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1802 I don't feel the need to explain my art. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1803 Is it egocentric if I say it’s me? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1804 You're a sick man. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1805 That is literally my parents fighting. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1806 I thought we agreed no crime scene photos. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1807 I don't want to talk about my mother. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
1808 Embarrassment. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1809 When you said to let my feelings out, I didn't know you meant figuratively... 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
1810 I don’t know, Doc. I drank a lot of Kool-Aid in my younger years. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1811 I'm really not much of a klecksographist. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
1812 This test is extremely draining. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1813 My life is meaningless. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1814 I poured my soul into that one. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1815 Uncle Charlie. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1816 All I see is a mistake. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
1817 Yes...I am familiar with that particular blot. It's my son! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
1818 I don’t see anything. The cartoonist just made it look like I have eyes. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
1819 Remember those trigger warnings we talked about? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1820 Do I have to relive that? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1821 That's my great uncle Fred. He was knocked off a table during the war. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1822 I realized just how full of it I have always been. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1823 The same thing I see every morning when I look in the mirror. A failure. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1824 I'm incontinent, ok??? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1825 So this is what you do for a living 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
1826 I see nothing. I feel invisible. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1827 Yes, no doubt about it, that's my Uncle Freddy. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1828 It's a crime scene, obviously! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1829 Okay, so what if I did some porn? I was young, I needed the money. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1830 Albany, 1973. Where'd you find it? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1831 Look, I told you it was traumatizing to revisit the accident scene. Can we move on? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1832 I diagnose you with chron-ink stress 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1833 What does my daughter have to do with any of this? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1834 Warden, reminds me of when I escaped from the pen. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1835 To me, it just looks like an ink blot. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1836 It looks exactly like the wet dream I had two nights ago. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1837 You think I have problems, but you are analyzing the mindset of an ink bottle. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1838 Mother wasn’t pleased. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1839 I see my younger self who wanted to make a splash but spread himself thin in all directions. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1840 Thanks doc. I needed to spill my guts. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1841 Yep...it's all about my Mother 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1842 That was my nephew. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1843 My first white shirt. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1844 The first step in mental inkwellness. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1845 Is your mother in the room with us now? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1846 I see a world where one's life is reduced to a smudge on a page, where everyone gets to put their own perverted interpretations on the essence of who I really am. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1847 My period. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
1848 No idea, I’m so bottled up. 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
1849 To be honest, I hate revisiting past relationships 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1850 I 'm sorry. I couldn't hold it. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1851 Baby barf. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
1852 I AM telling you my dream 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1853 Sorry, that one was an accident. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1854 Am I losing my mind? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1855 I told you I didn't feel so good. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1856 I begged you to tell me where the washroom is! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1857 I don't think I'm ready to open up. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
1858 Yes, that looks like a sneeze to me 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1859 Is it a mirror? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1860 Sam. I remember him well. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1861 That's my toilet paper. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1862 Still Larry, after the fall. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1863 It’s been awhile 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1864 I told her to stay away from the company ink well... 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1865 That was some night. I don't want to be reminded about it anymore, please. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1866 I see Donald Trump's wallpaper. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1867 I’m sorry. I lost my head for a moment. 1.2388 0.07395 67 57 4 6
1868 What does that say to me? It says my head isn't screwed on tight. That's why I'm here. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1869 I just hate how I have to be everything to everyone. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1870 I see a Maxi-pad. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1871 My head is leaking, that's what it says to me! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1872 I'm sick of putting myself out there only to be misinterpreted. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1873 People keep reading things into my work that I never intended. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1874 Uncle Irving was always a bit of a mess. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1875 That was during my blue period 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
1876 That's my nephew after he got a job at the newspaper. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1877 Uncle Morty. No, seriously, that’s Uncle Morty. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1878 Of course I used my built in dropper. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1879 It appears to be a shirt pocket 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1880 There's no denying that she's very attractive, but I still don't feel I'm in the right headspace to start dating again, Doc. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
1881 It’s all my fault, everything is always my fault! 1.2386 0.06259 88 74 7 7
1882 That's me before I was bottle-trained. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1883 This isn’t helping my bulimia 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1884 I see my parents criticizing me. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1885 I see a failure in self-control. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1886 That's my Mom and my Dad fighting. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1887 Mother, what happened to you? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1888 All I see is my imminent death 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1889 Don't blame me. You are the one with the dirty pictures! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1890 Your last patient must have spilled his guts. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1891 That's just what happens when I cough into a tissue. You explain it. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1892 Oh, no. Cousin Roger. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1893 I see myself in that. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1894 "What do I see? My ink splattered on a sheet of paper" 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1895 That was a first draft. Not my best work. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1896 I give it one rotten tomato. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1897 We really must analyze this blot on your record. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
1898 Doc, all I'm seeing is my own self destruction 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1899 I was young... But I should've known better 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1900 I'm suing for copyright infringement. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1901 And, yup...that's also my mother. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1902 Is that even legal!" 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1903 It looks like Uncle Eddie, just after the accident. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1904 Reminds me of my mother. They all do. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1905 I puked? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1906 Where did you get the picture of my mother? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1907 Yeah. Pen’s out of town 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1908 It's Mom again. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1909 Sometimes an inkblot is just a wayward child, Dr. Rorschach. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1910 That's just my signature. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1911 I know it seems egotistical, but I really see only myself. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1912 What can I say… it’s how I feel on the inside. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1913 Not quite my best job so far, I know. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1914 That is some of my best work!!! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1915 I tell ya, sometimes a blot is just a blot! 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1916 I’ve been feeling kind of blue lately 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1917 Potty training. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1918 You blame me for feeling a little empty? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1919 Show me on the paper where he touched you. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1920 I see my dad… wait, that *is* my dad. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1921 Who bloody knows what that’s supposed to be? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1922 I don't have an inkling of what this is supposed to be... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1923 All I see are regrets and bad decisions.. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1924 Sorry, but all I can see is just another self-portrait 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1925 That happens when I sneeze 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1926 "Pervert, you blotted my mother!" 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1927 No, that’s my AUNT on my mother’s side. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1928 The one time I take a selfie 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1929 That's my Aunt Helen. I miss her dearly. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1930 Paternity. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1931 Swipe left. It's not my type. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1932 Your signature covers most of the consent form. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
1933 How do you explain this being on your record? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1934 Hey,listen, all I see is my spilled guts. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1935 Yet again my Mother! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1936 That's not what meant. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1937 Oh, the inanity! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1938 No "Bless you"? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1939 It’s not my color! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1940 Why do all these people paint pictures of me?! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1941 Me, at eighteen. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1942 I did that in first grade before I learned to write properly. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1943 That’s my mom’s handwriting. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1944 I claim copyright! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
1945 That one reminds me of last month when I had a cold. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1946 I'm sorry I used your handkerchief, just had a terrible day 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
1947 I see job insecurity. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
1948 No, I don’t have mother issues. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1949 Diaper, man, diaper. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
1950 Nobody recognizes me! I've been called everything under the sun! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
1951 That's a shock. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1952 What can I say,I was excited. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
1953 I see 'incontinence'. Are you mocking me, Doctor? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
1954 That looks exactly like what I put into him this morning! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1955 BABY ERKEL: DID I DO THAT? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1956 I’m not understanding why you think I did that? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1957 That will be my mothers disapproval 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1958 I hate my baby pictures! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1959 That's uncle Charlie on a binge...if you want to analyze my family album I'll just bring it in next week...by the way where did you get that picture? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1960 Ah, that is my long lost cousin Spottie! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1961 If I could make anything of that, why would I be here? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1962 I wouldn’t cry, but it does look like spilled milk. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1963 Sorry, I'm just not that reflective. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1964 Does this look familiar to you? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1965 I see an overpaid old shrink with an ink fetish. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1966 Yes, that's it! And I haven't gotten a dime in royalties since! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1967 Hey, don’t blame me, _you’re_ the one with all the dirty pictures.” 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1968 My wasted life. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1969 Gee, Doc. I'm sorry I sneezed all over your note pad. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1970 This is where I see myself in 5 years? 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
1971 Don’t blow your lid.” 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1972 That reminds me, I also suffer from premature ejaculation. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1973 Such a waste ! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
1974 I think my work speaks for itself. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1975 It was only funny the first time, doc 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1976 Wow, she’s beautiful.....such a great dancer too! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1977 I'm sorry I didn't make a good first impression on you. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1978 Sorry, I got excited. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1979 I’m shocked! I didn’t know I had it in me! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1980 Your turn. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1981 Sorry. I sneezed on your intake form. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1982 That's when I had an upset stomach. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1983 Read the room, doc. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1984 I didn't mean it. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1985 Yes, I was wrong. That wasn't the way to make a splash. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1986 Do you really expect me to see something other than my life being wasted? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1987 I came home, the house was empty. All she left was that note 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1988 What do I see? I see a plagiarism lawsuit buddy. 1.2329 0.06902 73 62 5 6
1989 Are you kidding me? My entire life is a Rorschach test! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1990 Well if that isn't the bottle calling the blot black. 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1991 OMG! That's a picture of my mother! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1992 Hey Doc, My wife left me for some guy named Rorschach and left me that note. I can't make heads or tails of it. Can you? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1993 Sadly, that was my crazy uncle Larry, just after he decided to end it all. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1994 Leaky Bottle 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1995 I’m not proud of what I’ve done. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1996 It’s a bat, butterfly, moth, crab, inkwell… obviously 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1997 I'm blue, and that makes me want to be black. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1998 Autobiography 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1999 It reminds me of when Dad fell off the shelf. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2000 That's my Monday 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2001 I can't read my own blood work. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2002 Can we do a reshoot? That one makes me look fat. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2003 Another senseless waste. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2004 That’s just cruel doc. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2005 ...I guess, I guess I see myself, Doc. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2006 I'll give it 6 out of10 the most, I'm afraid. Next, please. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2007 That's one of my earlier works - my black period. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2008 Enough with the family of origin questions. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2009 That's obscene! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2010 I ink it has something to do with my father. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2011 Do I get indignant when YOU have a bloody nose? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2012 Can we stop now? I feel drained. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2013 Sorry,I was just nervous! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2014 Now you're getting personal. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2015 What?No God bless you? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2016 I don’t know, I just keep seeing myself. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2017 It makes me feel all bottled up. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2018 Yes, it’s my brother. We haven’t spoken in years. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2019 I just can't contain it. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2020 Uncle Larry when he fell off his roof. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2021 Is it bad if all I see is myself exploding in this one? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2022 'Your report is not normal' 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2023 A distant relative maybe but not of my kids. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2024 You told me to express myself and I did my best 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2025 It wasn't me! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2026 It doesn’t mean what you think it does! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2027 No, that really is a naked picture of my mother. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2028 Gazuntite! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2029 All anyone wants of me is ink." 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2030 Again with the violence? I don't know why you keep showing me these violent images! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2031 That’s what happens when I spill my guts. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2032 Poop. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2033 This isn't therapy. It's cruelty! 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2034 I see my essence, my very soul. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2035 Is that my Uncle Bob? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2036 I'm feeling used. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2037 A youthful indiscretion. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2038 It looks like the time I caught my parents together. 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
2039 My inner child. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2040 it was an accident, i swear! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2041 Suddenly I feel like spilling my guts. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2042 Now you're just being cruel... 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2043 Mr Rorschach, Do you really think anyone will invest in this? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2044 It doesn’t remind me of anything, really. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2045 Doc, what does it mean if I see a self-portrait? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2046 I already told the detective I found her like that. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2047 And this one is also my cousin Harvey…where did you get so many pictures of my cousin Harvey? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2048 No need to rub in the consequences of my stumbles. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2049 Me, me, me. It's always about me. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2050 Hey, I think I know that guy! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2051 Second cousin once removed. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
2052 Everybody loves the old stuff. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2053 Doc, I think we've pretty well covered my childhood. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2054 I guess you want me to spill my guts. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2055 That’s a painful memory 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2056 -What test, I did this!!! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2057 My imperfections. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2058 [sigh] My mother. Again. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2059 I am not usually that expressive--sorry! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2060 Honest, Doc, I am not the leaker. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2061 What makes you think I did it? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2062 A shirt. Just like the last one. And the one before that. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2063 It's offensive that people call them 'blots'! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2064 'Just a sneeze, really." 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2065 Looks like a brain-fart to me. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2066 Something seminal. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2067 Tell me about your mother. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2068 My mother’s final words 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2069 I don't want to talk about my childhood. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2070 A shrink with ink on his face. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2071 This is the part where you want me to talk about my ‘daddy issues,’ right? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2072 Actually, that's my health history form. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2073 OF COURSE it reminds me of my mother! Do I really have to pay you for this 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2074 So ... I'm too loopy to do calligraphy? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2075 I've been like that ever since I turned 60. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2076 Look, can you just put an 'X' or something down there for me? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2077 Allergies! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2078 That’s just another blot on my reputation. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2079 Is this how you keep it together? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2080 Well doctor, I don’t really appreciate you bringing up my brother’s demise in this manner. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2081 That was my poor late cousin Ernie's last splotch before he ran dry. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2082 "The color is good, but the symmetry bores me." 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2083 Can you get to the ballpoint already? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2084 It's my mother again. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2085 Please don't traumatize me! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2086 So my existence is meaningful? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2087 Whoa! Now that’s a night I’ll never forget. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2088 Oh, that. I forgot about that decades ago. I'm nothing like that these days. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2089 Why do you say that I have issues with my mom and you keep bringing up pictures of her? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2090 I’ll tell you again, Dr. Rorschach, I simply can’t go along with your theory. 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
2091 Can I be transparent with you? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2092 What did you expect?”. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2093 My misspent youth. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
2094 I can't help it. I cry over spilled ink. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2095 It reminds me of my son. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2096 I don’t see how any of this is open to interpretation. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2097 I have an alibi. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2098 Yes, that's the so called "master" my mother wishes I was 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2099 I've blotted it out of my memory. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2100 My work is open to interpretation. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2101 Well, it's not some of my best work, but yes, I think it still works on multiple levels. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2102 I'm too spent to keep spilling my guts out every week. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2103 I see a bill from your office for zero dollars. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2104 That was from my open period before being bottled up. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2105 "No, I don't really see the resemblance. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2106 What do I see? I see you committing a microaggression. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2107 No offense, but I don’t want to donate my body to science. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2108 I’m sorry, I can’t go that far back…. I was blotto. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2109 It wasn't me--it was thet friggin' pen I live with. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2110 Definitely spit up. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2111 I see Donald Trump... 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2112 But it always upsets me to see a picture of my long lost mother. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2113 A happy ending? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2114 This is not helping with my PTSD. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2115 Is this the only blot on your record? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2116 What do you mean ‘too self-aware’? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2117 I can’t seem to get that image out of my head. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2118 the definition of narcissism 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
2119 I’m sorry, it was an accident. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2120 Where did you find that? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2121 I am horrified to see that I had that inside me. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2122 I UDDERly don’t know 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2123 Post Roe vs Wade. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2124 I've kept that bottled up my whole life. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2125 I see the exploitation of my soul. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2126 Ink porn 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2127 Mother....can't you leave me alone?!? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2128 I would recognize my uncle's work anywhere. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2129 Sorry, not a fan of modern art. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2130 I should call him 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2131 An obvious forgery; You won't get me in the pen with that! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2132 Everything I do gets so over-analyzed. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2133 I’m not impressed. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2134 How did you find my password? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2135 You say I have a dirty mind, but you continue to show me pornographic pictures. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2136 Oh like you’ve never laughed and been surprised?! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2137 Can I have another Kleenex? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2138 I feel incredibly exposed. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2139 Ahh, A photo of my wife. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2140 Are you a psychiatrist or a blackmailer? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2141 This is inside of me 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2142 So many memories 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2143 Floyd. No, no... Lloyd. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2144 Can I have my hanky back? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2145 Ballpoint pens. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2146 splat sounds better 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2147 Is this where I'm supposed to look inward? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2148 I see a violent loss of my previous bodily fluids! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2149 It looks like my early work. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2150 Those were good times. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2151 How'd you like it if I showed you a paper splattered with human blood? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2152 I see a violent crime scene. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2153 You'd throw up too, if you had to look at stuff like this every day. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2154 Bill, this new evidence is pretty damning. It could be a real stain on your presidency #ididnothavesexualrelationswiththatwoman 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
2155 you can’t prove that’s mine… i want my lawyer. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2156 I did not have sexual relations with that piece of paper 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2157 Yeah, its one of my early works, I was working through some things. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2158 I see myself. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2159 You'd be depressed too if psychologists were using your blood for their stupid tests all the time! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2160 The doctor says its an enlarged prostate. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2161 It doesn't look like anything to me. I just used the paper to stop a sneeze. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2162 What I see is a waste of good ink. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2163 I see the exploitation of my people 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2164 Look, I produced the sample, I'm tired, I just want my $50. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2165 Banana on top of his ketchup stain 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2166 Sadly, that's me, ejected from a baby burp. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2167 My grandpa indigo was a great man 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
2168 Honestly Dr. Freud, I don't think that me, you or Rorschach's blotches are in any way useful or relevant now! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2169 I wouldn't this to be a stain on my record. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2170 Ugh. I was young. I needed the money. It's a part of my life I'm trying to forget. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2171 Ah, yes my family history. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2172 Unfortunately, I don't think these tissues will solve my issues. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2173 It's a blot on my record. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2174 I told you already, it wasn't me! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2175 It's where I see myself in 10 years. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2176 Your word vomit keeps practically hitting me. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2177 We agreed not to talk about my mother. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2178 Well, you did say that this is where I could spill my guts... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2179 Does your cruelty know no bounds, Doctor? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2180 This is pointless. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2181 How about you tell me what YOU see." "That's my uncle. Not by blood." "By Ketchup?" "Yes. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2182 Graduation Day... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2183 Please,I really do not want to remember my father that way. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2184 The unattainable symmetrical spot!! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2185 My dismal future. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2186 Will this appointment still be covered by my insurance? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2187 I’m so ashamed. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2188 24th floor. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2189 I see her laying in my bed, waiting for me to bring over a towel… 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2190 More pictures of my mother this week, Doctor? 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2191 Harold! 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2192 I see my twin brothers. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2193 Yes. That was my mother, and Dr. Rorschach will rue the day! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2194 That’s when I farted. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2195 Who gets the copyright? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2196 I've got a bad cold. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2197 That looks like the mess I made after a long night of inking. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2198 Here we go again- “What’s with you and the dirty pictures? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2199 Look, I said I was sorry. It was an accident. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2200 I see two feather pens fencing in a duel. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2201 Please, stop showing me the biggest mistakes of my life. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2202 Look what you did! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2203 I see a growing emptiness. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2204 My ex-wife. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2205 My girl would never do a centerfold. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2206 This isn't helping my Oedipus complex. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2207 I'm being abused" 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2208 That's triggering. I'm being squeezed! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2209 I thought you said I wouldn't have to talk about my mother. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2210 I spilled my brains! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2211 In every picture, I just see myself. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2212 Your missing hairpiece? 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
2213 Was that when I threw ketchup on the wall? 1.2222 0.06915 72 62 4 6
2214 The last doctor was just the same. My mother, my mother, my mother. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2215 Yes, I am feeling a little “blue” these days. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2216 Look, I've been a good sport, but I think it's time to talk royalties 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2217 My mother. They all look like my mother. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2218 No way! Looks like a giraffe to me. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2219 And that’s my great-grandfather. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2220 I see a crime scene. Lots of blood. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2221 Another failure! I was trying to blot it out of my memory, doctor. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2222 ...It was self-defense. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2223 I've made a mess of everything. I'm so confused. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2224 Not as absorbent as I'd hoped. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2225 No, I don't have an inkling of what that might be. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2226 I can already hear what my ex would say about this, but... I see myself in this one, too. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2227 I did it, and I'd do it again. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2228 I have no inkling of what you're implying! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2229 You know this is a blotch on your career! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2230 I see a child who asked for an 'ink pen' but was given a ballpoint. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2231 That's not me, that looks like my sister! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2232 That's the Ninth Amendment 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2233 It’s like fantasy football, but you draft everyday people 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2234 Yes, yes, we all agree my early work was a bit clichéd. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2235 One of my earlier pieces. I’m more contained now! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2236 I can't decide between a butterfly or a murder victim. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2237 Yes, I’m very impressed that you killed another spotted lantern fly, but could we please get back to me? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2238 That’s my mother! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2239 P-papa? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2240 That's also me. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2241 I really made a mess out of the last few years, Doc." 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2242 I miss her every day. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2243 It looks like my cousin Harold. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2244 Doctor - once again, the only thing I see is my mother. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2245 My mother. Naked. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2246 Does it really always come back to what the inkblot said to the ink bottle? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2247 So what, I sneezed. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2248 Grandma! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2249 I do not get it 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2250 Ultimately it is just a blot 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2251 It's not mine. I demand a DNA test. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2252 We can both be thankful it doesn't smell. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2253 My mother sent you that one just to mess with my stopper, didn't she 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2254 I've been told my pictures don't do me justice. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2255 Mother’s signature 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2256 That's the real me. Everything else is just words. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2257 Have you no shame? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2258 No one should be defined by their worst day. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2259 That's when I knew I needed help. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2260 Self-reflecting on a self-“ink”flicted problem. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2261 I think you know what it looks like, you sick bastard. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2262 This is going to sound selfish. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2263 What does my ultrasound tell you, Doctor? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2264 These images hit a little to close to home, doc... 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2265 Jerry!? Is that you!? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2266 I don’t know dr. I just feel that the movie that is my life has no blot anymore 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2267 I'm seeing my bath towel. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2268 Excuse me for throwing up on your manuscript. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2269 This proves you have been mistreated 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
2270 These images are disturbingly violent. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2271 I try to walk in Dad's footsteps, but he left a large mark. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2272 That looks like Ketchup, Mr. President. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2273 That's all I have left. Just a picture. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2274 That is not my work. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2275 I have to admit, I feel a certain kinship. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2276 Someone sabotaged the pen and I end up here? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2277 Has anyone ever thought how it makes me feel? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2278 I'm feeling ambiguous. Can you turn it upside down again? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2279 I see a quack insulting the heritage of my ancestors. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2280 That's my brain on Drugs ! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2281 I put some of myself into each of these. But what do people see? At bat, a spider, their mother killing a goat. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2282 If that was me, I apologize. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2283 What’s wrong with you? Why would you show suicide photos to a depressed ink pot? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2284 It’s Father, right after the fall 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2285 It just means I’m a little clumsy. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2286 I think it was just a phase I was going through” 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2287 I’ve made a mess of my life 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2288 It looks like Mom. I’ve got some attachment issues. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2289 Are you seriously psychoanalysing my pee stain? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2290 See? I just can't seem to blot it out of my memory. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2291 Guilt. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2292 I keep pouring my guts out but we never seem to get anywhere. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2293 It's the manifestation of my self actualization, or a squashed bug... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2294 What do I see? I see how Rorschach gets all the credit for my family’s blood, sweat, and tears. 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2295 Sorry, maybe I should wear a diaper. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2296 Really Doc. I can't see anything ! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2297 Rorschach was a sick man. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2298 Oh! God Bless You! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2299 I see you holding my used tissue. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2300 I see myself doc. Am I really that self-centered? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2301 Yes, I did vote for Trump. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2302 Alas poor Rorschach, I knew him, Sigmund. A fellow of infinite test. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2303 I miss my hankie. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2304 I should really call her 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2305 ahh, have you not heard of a 'trigger warning'? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2306 Ok but seriously, why do you have so many pictures of my mother? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2307 I see my life ebbing away. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2308 Sorry. Allergies. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2309 Pardon me 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2310 So after spilling my guts I have to diagnose myself? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2311 All I see is a pen taking me for granted. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2312 Sorry, I had an upset stomach. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2313 Thanks for letting me spill my guts out. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2314 We're holding your son hostage. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2315 I kept this paper on my nightstand so I could make a drawing as soon as I woke up from the dream. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2316 That’s Splat. Attorney told us not to talk about’im 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2317 Yeah, sorry about that. You have a copy, right? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2318 I feel triggered. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2319 Rather Freudian, don’t you think? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2320 - oh yeah sorry about that - had a bit too much to drink last night 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2321 It's all spilt milk to me. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2322 Okay I get it -- fountain pens are messy! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2323 Why are you showing me family portraits? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2324 Again, two breasts. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2325 Whatever you're thinking, I had nothing to do with it. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2326 Well this is embarrassing…I suffer from IBS. My apologies. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2327 It's my father when he's angry. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2328 Looks like my cousin. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2329 My chair, at the moment." 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2330 Sorry. I just couldn't hold it in anymore. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2331 And you wonder why I have been feeling low lately?!? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2332 'God bless you' is a common response. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2333 Now imagine that, a hundred times a day 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2334 However hard I try to forget my parents’ divorce, I just can’t seem to blot it out doc 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2335 That's from my abstract expressionism phase. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
2336 I have my issues with my father, but this one just looks like a butterfly. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2337 It looks like your shirt. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2338 I want to say it looks like me in the bath, but I'm afraid you'll diagnose me as narcissistic or perverse. So, a sunrise? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2339 What, you want me to spill my guts or something? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2340 I got nothing. Give me a hint. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2341 I can't believe I've been holding that in all this time. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2342 yeah,I ate some bad fish that day 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2343 That's what everyone remembers, but Mom was more than that. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2344 To be fair, these tests are a little triggering for me. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2345 I see my mother with the Kool-Aid man. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2346 You told me to write what I know! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2347 I know, what was I inking? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2348 I'm afraid that is my wife's signature. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2349 Sorry, I faint at the sight of blood. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
2350 Sorry, but I don't have an inkling. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2351 I suppose you think this is my fault. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2352 Of course I have issues. I've spilled my guts and you've shown them to everyone, you hipaa-crit! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2353 Bloody hell! That one looks like a crime scene, too. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2354 Why you gotta bring my parents into this? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2355 Must we always talk about my mother? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
2356 I see a spoiled document. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2357 Yet again, Doctor, toilet paper. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2358 Alas, poor Yorick! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2359 That looks like my late husband. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2360 At least I did it on the paper... 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2361 You don't see soft shell crab almandine? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2362 Ah. You know my work. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2363 They leave home and then they never write. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2364 Six serfs a-surfing 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2365 Sometimes I drink too much" 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2366 It feels good to get that out 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2367 No sensitive content warning? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2368 Ink spot. They all look like ink spots. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2369 Oh, Mom... 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2370 I completely put myself in that one!....but I do need some paper. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2371 I can't find Depends that fit. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2372 That's me after the brat ran me over with his trike! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2373 It's my life's blood mingling with a mass casualty incident blasted across the front pages of generations of a stupid psychological experiment perpetuating anxiety forever... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2374 Poor Penmanship? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2375 I just can't stop crying over spilled ink. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2376 All I did was sneeze! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2377 Who gave you a photo of me from middle school?! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2378 Now that I ink about it.. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2379 He was such a good boy… 1.2162 0.06740 74 64 4 6
2380 I’m not paying without a DNA test. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2381 After studying the sample, we have confirmed that your sperm count is indeed low 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2382 Yes, that is my work…but I was young and carefree when I did it. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2383 I am what I am. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2384 Chipotle? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2385 Dr Freud,it’s just my old Kleenex 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2386 My cousin Zeke after the unfortunate defenestration. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2387 I see someone whose art has been misinterpreted by most of the public. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2388 Now that I’ve spilled my guts, you figure it out. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2389 A cumulous cloud. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2390 Oh no! That’s my brother! Are you telling me he was murdered? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2391 It's the bad dream I had last night. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2392 My first dog, Spot. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2393 So you want to discuss my mother. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2394 "I don't speak French." 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2395 A butterfly or my future, I guess 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2396 What caught my attention about #820 cartoon photo is that there’s a teacher/doctor who showing a Rorschach picture to person who like like a bottle of ink. An in ink bottle is showing fear in his/her eyes. It has to do about the individuals past. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
2397 These old family snaps make me well up. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2398 I see a lot of myself in this picture... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2399 Of course you know I only see a mistake. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2400 I ink I have a blot to explain here… 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
2401 M-m-m-mother. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2402 Poof! Be gone! Out, out damned spot! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2403 I thought that you’d be happy with my portrait of you Dr. Rorschach. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2404 Same thing here. Colic." 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2405 Was not me! 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2406 I see diminishing resources. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2407 She was fine when I dropped her off. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2408 That one was made by my cousin Ralph. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2409 Sure I recognize it. That's my soul splattered against the unyielding cellulose fibers of life. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2410 What do you mean "twins?" 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2411 Please! It pains me to recall that one. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2412 That looks like Aunt Mary. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2413 That's my ink...I already know what it means 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2414 It reminds me of myself. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2415 Another pacifer 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2416 Do we have to keep talking about my past mistakes? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2417 That one was from my blew period. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2418 I was an awkward fifth grader 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2419 It's a mirror, Dave 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2420 That's the day my mother spilled me all over the carpet. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2421 Hey! It’s what I DO!!! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2422 I see underdeveloped potential and a waste of good ink. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2423 I don't think that captures both sides of the question. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2424 My guts on white bread? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2425 That was me blowing my nose 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2426 Painted in Shock 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2427 No one sees me for who I really am. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2428 Why have you been keeping the used tissues from our sessions…? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2429 I had a brain fart 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2430 I suppose, doctor, that this is your idea of some kind of sick joke. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2431 Looking at your artwork, would you say you have forgiven your parents? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2432 Exploitation. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2433 It was write and run. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2434 Listen, would I show you gory images of YOUR blood splattered all over the place? Who's the sick one here, Doc? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2435 It seems like everything reminds me of the accident. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2436 I just didn’t have the energy to make something prettier 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2437 It looks like my signature 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2438 it reminds me of my first love, Miss Eraser-but alas it wasn't permanent. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2439 It’s our family portrait, right? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2440 I don’t know how many times I have to tell you, I swear it wasn’t me! 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2441 I see ... a mishap. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2442 This is from my blue period. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2443 Please explain why your art is so full of yourself. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2444 Judge, I declassified it with all my inner might. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2445 I said think, not ink. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2446 I’m not sure what my mother has to do with this? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2447 Off the top of my head, I’d say ink splatter. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2448 I'm the only one who survived. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2449 Every spot is not dirty sometimes it an art 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2450 'I feel like I've spilled my guts to you!" 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2451 What do I see? I see the guts you ripped out of me and sprayed all over a page for fun. WHY DO YOU KEEP ME ALIVE? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2452 Why do you keep bringing my mother into this? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2453 (No caption necessary. A pot of ink taking an ink-blot test is inherently funny.) 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2454 Reminds me of my teenage years. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2455 I couldn't help myself. It's like an obsession. Whenever I see a blank piece of paper... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2456 Oh, Momma, who did this to you? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2457 If you think it’s modern art it’s snot 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2458 That one? That was from my Blue Period. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2459 ACCIDENT. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2460 Sorry...hayfever. Do you have another copy you could show me? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2461 I tried to be another Pollock. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2462 I don't remember leaving a specimen! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2463 I'm spilling my guts to you. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2464 Dr. Freud are telling me that the Rorschach ink blot indicates that I am depressed. Well what do you expect when all I am is a stain on society? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2465 Why are you showing me a ketchup stain? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2466 Youthful indiscretion was all it was. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2467 I appreciate what you're doing for the industry, but I'm actually investing in ballpoint pens. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2468 When you keep your emotions bottled up. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2469 Midnight black,acrilic,waterproof and Uncle Fred. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2470 I had to get that off my mind. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2471 I just don't see the resemblance, doc. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2472 It's been hard to write since Mr. Nibs left me. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2473 Rorschach and I go way back 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2474 This is going to leave a real stain on your record. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2475 Inkblot... crown... King executes pen over inkblot. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2476 Yes, I do have PTSD from that incident. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2477 I tried to blot it out, but it was permanent. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2478 Ink blots? Well, if you want to know what I think that looks like, it's the stunning image of my cousin! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2479 Last night’s beef stew? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
2480 I suppose we’ll need to schedule that colonoscopy then 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2481 If you must know, it’s not my best work. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2482 I declassified that document, in my mind! I thought it so it’s true! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
2483 It was a SPLOTCH! Have you never heard of a splotch??? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2484 It’s not me. I made a big splash on Broadway 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
2485 Sorry about all this. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2486 I thought I knew 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2487 thINK thINK thINK 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2488 It looks like a breast, but then everything looks like a breast. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2489 It reminds me of a popular song from my youth, Doc -- something about 'I don't want to set the world on fire' -- but I can't remember the name of the group. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
2490 Showing me family photos isn't going to make me feel better. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2491 Please stop bringing up my mother. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
2492 Yes I know him, but I had absolutely nothing to do with this 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2493 If it’s not one thing, it’s a mother. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2494 I see a red door. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2495 What does it mean if I can only see myself? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2496 I was an anonymous donor back then. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
2497 Et tu Brutus 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2498 This one’s also a gruesome crime scene. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2499 I dunno doc, I think I see a frog 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2500 All I see is a receding hairline. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2501 You think I need help? You're the one talking to an oversized ink bottle. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2502 I see my inner-turmoil. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2503 It's not my fault it looks like my mother... 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2504 Ok, maybe I did get a little tipsy that night. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2505 I see the blood of my kin splayed out on the page for all to see. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2506 No, I’m not saying it reminds me of my mother. I’m saying that literally IS my mother. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2507 I spill my guts to you and you want me to explain what it looks like....really! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2508 I had hoped Maya Angelou-- oh, never mind! 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2509 After that center fold made my Dad famous, he was never the same. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2510 I see my father left his mark! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2511 Yeah, I knew him. The kind of guy who was all over the place 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2512 I'm no vet, but I'd say your dog has diarrhea. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2513 OMG. That is my sister. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
2514 Inky had to face the inequities it failed to blot out. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2515 Frankly speaking, these things are a nonsensical waste of my talent. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2516 Don't judge me, it's from my younger years. I don't know what I was thinking. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2517 They all look like my mother. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2518 Looks like my Uncle Kevin. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2519 I see the remains of my mother. Does that mean I have an edible complex? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2520 Don't patronize me. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2521 Cleanup on aisle 5! 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2522 It doesn’t matter how many of these you show to me, the only thing I can see is death. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2523 I see my younger self losing control 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2524 I thought you weren’t going to bring up my mother! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2525 I know I have to face this, but I'll never get past the shame. What was I inking? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2526 Yes! That's her! How did you know? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2527 Oh yes, convince me I'm not a zucchini with pseudoscience. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2528 Unrequited love. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2529 Just like his dad, A drip off the old blot. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2530 So I guess I can't keep putting off talking about my mother. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2531 Roar shark, whatever. I feel blotted at every turn. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2532 You saved my tissue? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2533 Where did you say your clinical training was? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2534 well I can only see myself always putting out with nothing in return 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2535 It’s always sex with you shrinks. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2536 I dunno doc it’s just a blot to think about 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2537 When High Tech destroyed the Fountain pen 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2538 Care to explain yourself? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2539 That shade reminds me of my parents. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2540 I fear that is a blot on my record. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2541 I see my cousin. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2542 Well, as you can see, that one made me over-excited. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2543 Why should I spill my guts for you? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2544 I admit there have been some blots on my record. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2545 Jeez, I’m stuck for an answer. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2546 Cousin Larry, after the fall. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2547 We have a zero tolerance policy for this type of language in the workplace. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2548 I think that’s where my troubles began 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2549 My lawyer will be in touch. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2550 Again, you’re just going to have to ask my wife. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2551 You said to put my feelings down on paper, so I spilled my guts. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2552 Call me crazy, but this one looks exactly like my mother. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2553 Can't you just once show me a watercolor? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2554 I'm stuck. 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2555 A psychiatrist. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2556 I'm actually ketchup with a tall sombrero. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2557 How'd you get my mother's will? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2558 That's me spilling my guts out to you. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2559 Do you remember the time? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2560 A quill who has run amok. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2561 Aunt Marge. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2562 I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I'M just a blot of ink on a piece of paper. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2563 That's my Uncle Roy. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2564 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2565 This has your handprints all over it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2566 The floor, after I've had too many drinks. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2567 I see a woman in an endless dark tunnel of despair. Just kidding, that's my husband's signature. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2568 Oh no, it's Frederico! 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2569 Those were the covid years 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2570 Do you want me to tell you what it means, or how it’s pronounced? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2571 Uh..........Out vial spot? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
2572 I'm sorry. I thought it was toilet paper. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2573 I need to eat more fiber? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2574 Are you gonna want me to spill my guts during every session? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2575 Good heavens! Poor cousin Leonard. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2576 It makes me think of the time I fell off my bike when I was a child. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2577 I know you're a fan of my work but I came here to change, doc. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2578 Would you call me a psychopath if I told you it looks like someone's guts? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2579 Diarrhea 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2580 I was under a lot of stress at work when that photo was taken. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2581 If you think of my mom. Why do you ask? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2582 That one reminds me of my uncle Dave. 1.2069 0.07683 58 51 2 5
2583 That’s actually my brother after he came out. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2584 I see short term success, followed by long term ridicule where you become a laughingstock. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2585 Yup, that was my brother... Good to the last drop. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2586 Is my life a joke to you, Doctor? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2587 I got a bit too excited. 1.2069 0.07683 58 51 2 5
2588 That was a long time ago Doc. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2589 I told you this is inappropiate at work. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2590 You can't tweet without it. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2591 It looks like I made a lil mess on your page. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2592 Publisher: Your mistakes can't always be a modern art ink! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2593 Can’t we start with something easier like my fear of abandonment? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2594 Now tell me, did you do this? 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2595 It's my father 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2596 I couldn't say. I've got too much bottled up. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2597 My life... 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2598 My heart. Stomped on and left to dribble into the cruel street…. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2599 Don't take me for a sucker, a blotch is just a blotch 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2600 Brains again. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2601 That happens when I "spill my guts". 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2602 I ran into Dr. Pimple Popper that day, and he couldn't help himself" 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2603 I recognize that ink --it's my mother! 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2604 How was I supposed to know it wasn’t a handkerchief? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
2605 That’s my biggest regret. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2606 No, you tell me what you see, Dr. Rorschach. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2607 I declassified this with my mind 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2608 Classic Narcissist 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2609 I'd be wearing gloves for that one, doc. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2610 A baby with sharp teeth. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2611 Uncle Seymour! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2612 That’s my brother, he was a fountain pen. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2613 That's a whoops. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2614 The blood of my ancestors is upon you! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2615 Must you always bring up my mother? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2616 Where'd you get a picture of Mom? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2617 Sponge Bob 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2618 That's the first thing that comes to me just off the top of my head. 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
2619 I see a reminder of a night I would rather forget. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2620 But you asked me to really pour myself into my journal this week. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2621 This stays between us, right? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2622 I tried to blot that out of my memory. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2623 My mother had a violent temper. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2624 I did my best 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2625 That’s from my abstract period. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2626 Jackson Pollock? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2627 I see a psychiatrist talking to an ink bottle. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2628 Accidents happen! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2629 That's when I started bottling up my emotions. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2630 I've made so many of these they all look the same. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2631 Doc, please don’t patronize me. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2632 I’m too young to know what that means! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2633 Don’t read too much into it, Doc. Two words... bowel movement. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2634 I said I was born to do this, I never said I was good at it. 🖊️ 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2635 It was an accident! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2636 I see you've found my toilet paper. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2637 I swear, that's never happened before! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2638 What happens when I go potty. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2639 Yes, I can absolutely verify that as one of my early works painted during my Jackson Pollack period: 'Untitled Splat (II)'. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2640 I see a crushed burger. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2641 Shouldn't have eaten those prawns... 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2642 My desktop. After drinking too much cheap ink. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2643 It’s hard not to take that personally… 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2644 Yes, that’s my Uncle Ted. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2645 No, not me. hate symmetry! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2646 I'm sorry, I'm an inkapable 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2647 Don't ask me what it means. I'm just a vessel. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2648 ...it's a dead ink clown... 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2649 What are you doing with my kids diaper? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2650 Yes, I sneezed ink onto a Kleenex. So what? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2651 You wouldn't understand what that means to me. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2652 I'm having trouble getting over the trauma of that spill. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2653 I don't believe a word of it. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2654 I see my parents being exploited by your profession. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2655 It’s like I’m spilling my guts! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2656 And how would you like it if I showed you pictures of YOUR mother? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2657 It’s autobiographical 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2658 Offhand, I’d say the artist has passion but is absolutely obsessed with symmetry. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
2659 There are no mistakes, just happy accidents 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2660 Where did you get that? 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
2661 The day Mr. Smith pushed Mom off the desk. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2662 I also DREAM I am an octopus . . . 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2663 That’s fine, but why don’t you test me with something that I don’t get to see everyday. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2664 I know, I know, not my best work 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2665 What is with you guys and your blood splatter photos? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2666 I’m concerned you’re externalizing your problems too much. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2667 That's my daughter Emily, I poured everything into her. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
2668 It happens when I laugh 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2669 That one is easy. My greatest masterpiece. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2670 What can I say, I made a mistake 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2671 Been there, done that...next. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2672 I'm pretty sure that is crazy uncle Jeff. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2673 I guess we misunderstood when you said "period". 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2674 I just can't contain myself. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
2675 That's all that's left of my cousin, Kurt. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2676 is this supposed to help me see what I am made of? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2677 What's the big deal? I just sneezed. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2678 That was my third son. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2679 You promise you won’t tell the cops? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2680 I think I’m suffering from postspurt’em depression. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2681 Is it Rorschach syndrome, Doc? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2682 Yes, I had an experimental phase in college. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2683 'It's just a self portrait, I didn't know it would be so controversial.' 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2684 'Gesundheit...I think you're looking for Dr. FRED, down the hall." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2685 I see the bottle as half empty. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2686 It was during my German Expressionism phase. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2687 I'm seeing last night's dinner again. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2688 It was one of those lost weekends I'd rather forget. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2689 Yeah that also reminds me of my mom 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2690 Are you trying to blot my reputation? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2691 I better have that DNA swab. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2692 I'm tired of spilling my guts to you only to have it shoved back in my face. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2693 Looks like an early Pollock. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2694 I see the bathroom sink after I cut myself shaving... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2695 I don't know what to say, Doc--I was a bottle baby. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2696 Could we please move beyond basic black?? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2697 So you think I’m skinny? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2698 a car accident 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2699 I blew it and I know it 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2700 My cousin Fred. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2701 Also vomit 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2702 What does it mean to me? That I should have said no to that 5th drink last night. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2703 Sorry. I get nervous on job interviews. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2704 This may sound weird, but I see a Quill . .somehow the Q is important . . .trying to put the kibosh on something in a Declaration .. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2705 RICK!? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2706 A portrait of my oldest son. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2707 That one was when I mixed too much craft beer and vintage wine during a comic con event. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2708 Diminishment. Loss of self. Feeling less- then. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2709 These days I feel unglued. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2710 What I see is that people use me. Something over which I have absolutely no control. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2711 Shhh it, happens!! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2712 Nope. It still looks like my Uncle Nick. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2713 It is just too close for comfort. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2714 You'll say I'm projecting but I see bad penmanship. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2715 Mommy in the White House... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2716 As you can see, Mr. Blotswell, your wife has already signed the divorce papers. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2717 There’s a blot of shame, obviously. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2718 She’s already shown me the pictures, Doc, and I know how it looks—but that is NOT my son! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2719 Well how would you feel if I showed you a picture of your spit? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2720 It's my birth certificate! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2721 Why does everything remind me of the inkcident 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2722 Why are you showing me all these ejaculations? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2723 That was my father after he was dropped 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2724 Bob, in third grade 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2725 Absolutely not; it was the octopus. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2726 I see two little squirts running. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2727 I poured my heart out with this project. re LAST WEEK'S: I know it's late but just want to share: I guess being constantly on cloud nine does prevent hair loss. 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
2728 It isn't my ink that has ruined your blotter! 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2729 Can we try something else? I’m spilling my guts out over here, doc. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2730 It looks like my hanky after I sneeze in it. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2731 Oh my God! It's Uncle Frank! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2732 It reminds me of my childhood, when I was an innocent half-pint." 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2733 All she left was this note. What do you think it means? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2734 Can I please have another tissue? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2735 I can explain that 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2736 Um… Trigger Warning? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2737 I always bottle up my true feelings. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2738 Oh, no! Somebody killed my wife! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2739 Maybe you are asking the wrong question? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2740 If you wanted to be in my guts you could have just asked 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2741 You are torturing me. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2742 My children, my children's children. It all ends the same. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2743 Sorry, I couldn't reach the rest room in time. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2744 It looks like my mother. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2745 Are you sure that's appropriate? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2746 I didn't do it! I swear! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2747 I see my inner self. Again. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2748 No autographs. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2749 How can you tell me my death is like a butterfly? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2750 My son, I can never understand what he's trying to say. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2751 My future. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2752 It looks like I poured too much out and now have nothing left for myself. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2753 I don't know, Doc. I've just kept it bottled up for so long. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2754 I told you in our first session: my children are not to be discussed. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
2755 My piss? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2756 Gasp..."Mom!" 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2757 Doc, a single drop of blood can make a huge difference 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2758 I drank a little too much 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2759 Mummy… 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2760 Describing an image in a therapy session 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2761 I have an inkling your not telling me something. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2762 I’m not ready to talk about that yet. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2763 You must be obsessed with pornography. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2764 Would you say this is premature or delayed? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2765 That’s my signature. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2766 And that's my Aunt Suzi. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2767 So you're saying this is about my mother... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2768 This is my creative expression of Agh. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2769 This is what I see every day when I go to the bathroom. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2770 MY SON IS A SEINFELD EPISODE! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2771 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2772 Palendrome, same as the last ten you showed me... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2773 To me it looks like a slow and painful death. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2774 Rorschach Test, hell, I see an ink blotter! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2775 It's not you,it's me. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2776 I've been feeling really blotto for the last couple weeks. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2777 Indeed, a stain on my good name. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2778 I just spill it. What's to interpret? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2779 I’m not sure what my wife sees in these sessions. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2780 two fighting quill pens - blood everywhere 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2781 You got me. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2782 "That was nothing more than a little indigestion." 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2783 My life seems to be one test after another. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2784 I see my cousin Vinny, the trapeze artist 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2785 Mummy, again! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2786 I did it. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2787 I feel like I'm invisible. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2788 Yes. Mommy issues. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2789 Armageddon. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2790 That's a forgery! OR: That's not my handwriting! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2791 I squirt when I cry 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2792 Rorschach, don't test me. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2793 It was my first period. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2794 A black kettle. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2795 That's my fear of heights. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2796 That looks like my first born. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2797 My nephew, Billy... 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2798 I think that actually is my mother. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2799 Okay, okay…I make mistakes. Are you trying to force me to take responsibility for my spills? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2800 That actually was yesterday's lunch" 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
2801 Sorry, I was completely blotto when I made that. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2802 Could we do one that's not my mother? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2803 A bit of myself actually. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2804 I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege and respectfully decline to answer your question. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2805 Was that your attempt at drawing the Kool Aid Man? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2806 Masturbation 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2807 I'm a dripper,not blotcher. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2808 I want her back. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2809 I can’t come up with anything off the top of my head. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2810 Yes,that’s me & my pet spider Inky Dinky. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2811 It's saying, "Everything sucks." 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2812 How does spilling my guts improve my condition? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2813 this is where I lost my mind 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2814 Are you positive the paternity test was valid… 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2815 I see my cap has been leaking again. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2816 Now that’s just inappropriate 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2817 I feel violated 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2818 Am I a joke to you? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2819 Uh, I don’t know….sneeze? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2820 I’m not a Shrink, you are! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2821 Kleenex 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2822 Why is it always about mothers with you guys? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2823 I don't know how to inkterpret this. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2824 Stealing my best work again! 1.1978