Contest #820


Cartoon

820

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It leaves me feeling empty.”
  2. “I see a lot of myself in this one.”
  3. “Leave my mother out of this.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-09-25T21:19:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-10-09T21:21:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-10-03T21:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 10, 2022
Number of captions 6473
Number of responses 566410
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You've got it upside down. 1.8238 0.01710 2293 1006 685 602
1 Am I a narcissist if I tell you I see myself in every one of these? 1.8133 0.01850 1896 825 600 471
2 You are holding it upside down. 1.8083 0.01840 1925 847 600 478
3 Who leaked that? 1.7876 0.02238 1262 561 408 293
4 It's the only blot on my resume. 1.7803 0.01993 1552 686 521 345
5 I haven't an inkling. 1.7780 0.01605 2518 1158 761 599
6 You told me not to keep things bottled up. 1.7765 0.01577 2412 1053 845 514
7 Looks like the day I got released from the pen. 1.7652 0.01642 2449 1163 698 588
8 Story of my life. 1.7600 0.01969 1504 662 541 301
9 I can’t keep coming to therapy every week and spilling my guts like this! 1.7553 0.02029 1467 666 494 307
10 I sneezed, it means nothing. 1.7393 0.01980 1561 734 500 327
11 That's Uncle Louie right after he escaped from the pen. 1.7229 0.02067 1483 732 430 321
12 I ink; therefore, I am 1.7210 0.02674 878 432 259 187
13 Funny, I see so much of myself in this one. 1.7206 0.01827 1643 744 614 285
14 I definitely see a lot of me in there. 1.7153 0.01860 1563 708 592 263
15 Yes, I know her. 1.6989 0.02558 900 441 289 170
16 That's Hermann Rorschach, of course! I made him what he is. 1.6963 0.02064 1406 699 435 272
17 It looks like my MRI. 1.6827 0.02267 1453 846 222 385
18 That's an offensively stereotypical representation of my people. 1.6802 0.02055 1357 675 441 241
19 It makes me feel empty. 1.6760 0.02029 1318 640 465 213
20 I"ll never forget the day my father escaped from the pen. 1.6753 0.02109 1306 660 410 236
21 Why do you have my baby pictures? 1.6732 0.02216 1172 591 373 208
22 I was young. I needed the money. 1.6732 0.04359 306 155 96 55
23 I tend to blot these things out. 1.6700 0.02877 691 349 221 121
24 I’ve kept my emotions bottled up. 1.6695 0.02106 1192 577 432 183
25 It takes a lot out of me to do these tests " 1.6692 0.02099 1188 572 437 179
26 It reminds me of all those years I spent in the pen. 1.6690 0.02567 1021 568 223 230
27 You have shown me more of myself than any therapist I've ever had. 1.6661 0.02252 1117 565 360 192
28 Siggy, it's not a cry for help.For the 100th time, sometimes a spill is just a spill. 1.6646 0.02224 1115 557 375 183
29 To be honest, I see a little piece of myself 1.6636 0.02242 1079 535 372 172
30 How the hell should I know? I don’t even know I how I got up on this chair. 1.6623 0.02364 1078 568 306 204
31 Whenever I open up, this is what happens. 1.6604 0.02557 901 470 267 164
32 I hope that’s not how others see me 1.6601 0.02174 1059 506 407 146
33 She looks familiar ... but, they all do. 1.6577 0.02366 970 486 330 154
34 You're right--all of these make me think of my mother. 1.6566 0.02457 891 445 307 139
35 Once again, I see myself. 1.6532 0.02672 744 371 260 113
36 It feels good to finally get that out. 1.6510 0.02465 937 487 290 160
37 You say Rorschach, I say gesundheit. 1.6489 0.03181 601 325 162 114
38 Please. Let's not discuss my mother. 1.6436 0.02650 825 438 243 144
39 I didn't come here to have you show me dirty pictures. 1.6426 0.03285 540 288 157 95
40 What is this, Dr. Rorschach? Some kind of test? 1.6423 0.02636 833 443 245 145
41 To be honest, they all remind me of my mother. 1.6379 0.02878 707 381 201 125
42 I was young and needed the work. 1.6362 0.02759 778 423 215 140
43 Okay, so I have some anger issues! 1.6354 0.02659 779 408 247 124
44 It was just a sneeze. Dont overanalyze it. 1.6350 0.02652 811 433 241 137
45 They all look the same to me. 1.6341 0.02730 738 387 234 117
46 This is a trick question, isn't it? 1.6322 0.02711 745 391 237 117
47 It just leaves me feeling a little empty 1.6289 0.03274 477 243 168 66
48 Sorry. I get excited when I see a piece of paper. 1.6287 0.02972 649 351 188 110
49 Doc, I told you I find Rorschach's work offensive and highly subjective... 1.6286 0.02810 692 365 219 108
50 I swear, I read it for the articles. 1.6271 0.02943 700 391 179 130
51 I don’t like your toner. 1.6268 0.02984 694 392 169 133
52 That's exactly what I have bottled up inside me 1.6263 0.02860 693 374 204 115
53 Me, off my meds. 1.6250 0.02789 704 374 220 110
54 Swear to God, it was like that when I came in. 1.6221 0.02966 643 349 188 106
55 What can I say, Doc? I see myself in all of these. 1.6216 0.02947 666 366 186 114
56 I see a little bit of myself in this one. 1.6193 0.02774 696 369 223 104
57 I'm paying you two hundred bucks an hour, and you're holding my self-portrait upside down. 1.6169 0.03151 603 340 154 109
58 I dont want to talk about my mother any more. 1.6145 0.03006 620 339 181 100
59 Sorry, it's allergy season 1.6116 0.02921 605 319 202 84
60 Again, the Fifth. 1.6080 0.03181 574 323 153 98
61 It’s not that black and white. 1.6064 0.02971 559 291 197 71
62 I didn’t get any royalties for that one, either. 1.6063 0.03113 541 290 174 77
63 That one I made when I was young and happy. 1.6054 0.02947 560 290 201 69
64 That looks like last Saturday night. I got completely blotto. 1.6040 0.03475 452 248 135 69
65 Never seen her before but she looks hot. 1.6033 0.03278 547 312 140 95
66 That was a crazy night. 1.6030 0.03068 539 286 181 72
67 This explains why I feel so empty 1.6020 0.03323 505 281 144 80
68 It's my mother. No, wait, my father. No, definitely my mother. Ooh, a butterfly! 1.6000 0.03374 500 282 136 82
69 Where'd you get that naked picture of me? 1.5996 0.03295 522 294 143 85
70 I see a lot of myself in this one. 1.5989 0.03117 546 298 169 79
71 In my defense you were out of the room for a long time. 1.5988 0.03244 521 289 152 80
72 You can't blame me now for something I posted when I was young and stupid. 1.5977 0.03195 512 278 162 72
73 I see a mess everyone's going to blame me for. 1.5973 0.03280 514 287 147 80
74 Again with my parents? 1.5968 0.03297 506 282 146 78
75 I'm not sure. But it speaks to something inside me... 1.5965 0.03203 508 276 161 71
76 It’s me when I was carefree, before I got all bottled up! 1.5945 0.03511 476 275 119 82
77 This one’s too personal. 1.5903 0.03306 476 261 149 66
78 I always spill my guts to you, Doc. 1.5899 0.03309 473 259 149 65
79 Yes, of course it reminds me of my mother! 1.5894 0.03387 492 281 132 79
80 I don't have an inkling. 1.5884 0.03534 464 269 117 78
81 I’m sorry, I blew my top. 1.5866 0.03357 462 255 143 64
82 Where did you get that picture? That's my grandmother. 1.5855 0.03420 456 255 135 66
83 My father is in the pen and I don’t know how long the sentence will be. 1.5848 0.03653 460 276 99 85
84 I feel like a tiny part of me is missing. 1.5789 0.03355 437 238 145 54
85 I know exactly what it means - but I don't think you can handle the truth. 1.5788 0.03601 425 244 116 65
86 Did I do that? 1.5785 0.03479 427 238 131 58
87 Ah yes, the incident… 1.5780 0.03424 436 242 136 58
88 I remember that journal entry; it was a bad day. 1.5752 0.03510 412 229 129 54
89 One of my earliest works. 1.5735 0.03451 408 223 136 49
90 Can you believe that's how he broke up with me?? Not even an email. 1.5735 0.03687 408 237 108 63
91 Are you asking me to ink outside the box? 1.5721 0.03664 402 231 112 59
92 I prefer to think outside the blot. 1.5717 0.03528 453 266 115 72
93 No! I'm through spilling my guts to you. 1.5711 0.03568 401 225 123 53
94 Sometimes a blot it’s just a blot. 1.5685 0.03653 394 225 114 55
95 Not an inkling. 1.5684 0.03689 424 253 101 70
96 Two guys in lederhosen arguing over the price of a 1953 Buick. 1.5661 0.04007 378 232 78 68
97 What’s with all the dirty pictures, Doc? 1.5657 0.03428 449 258 128 63
98 Hey,I know that guy! 1.5650 0.03818 377 221 99 57
99 Honestly? It reminds me of my mother. 1.5648 0.03838 386 230 94 62
100 That's a blot from years ago. I was in a bad place then. 1.5610 0.03580 410 237 116 57
101 It doesn’t just look like my mom, it is my mom. 1.5607 0.03634 387 221 115 51
102 My life is a mess. 1.5599 0.03867 334 189 103 42
103 My baby picture. 1.5587 0.03690 392 229 107 56
104 Don't ask me I just make 'em. 1.5583 0.03862 360 211 97 52
105 Let’s leave my mother out of this. 1.5582 0.03813 378 224 97 57
106 I got a little excited, that's all. 1.5578 0.03630 398 231 112 55
107 I cut myself shaving? 1.5577 0.03849 364 214 97 53
108 Does that mean I’m pregnant? 1.5568 0.03930 352 208 92 52
109 It's a selfie. 1.5564 0.03863 381 230 90 61
110 Doc, all I see is a medical emergency. 1.5559 0.03957 349 207 90 52
111 I feel drained. 1.5556 0.03836 324 181 106 37
112 I see my inner self. 1.5538 0.03759 390 233 98 59
113 I'd say it looks like my father, but he was more the "disappearing" type. 1.5534 0.03689 356 201 113 42
114 I swear, it was just a Freudian slip. 1.5519 0.03935 337 197 94 46
115 You can’t put me in the pen for this! Who knows how long my sentence will be. 1.5515 0.04069 359 223 74 62
116 I spill my guts out to you and you shove it in my face? 1.5511 0.03769 372 219 101 52
117 I suppose that means I’m the father, huh? 1.5503 0.03942 358 216 87 55
118 I don't think I'm ready to look at my past quite yet 1.5498 0.03826 331 188 104 39
119 Oh my God! That’s my mother! 1.5497 0.03825 342 197 102 43
120 I'll never understand what people see in me. 1.5480 0.03823 323 182 105 36
121 I just couldn’t hold it any longer. 1.5452 0.04111 321 193 81 47
122 It's like you can see inside of me, Doc. 1.5429 0.03774 326 184 107 35
123 A ballpoint pen could not do that! 1.5419 0.03863 310 175 102 33
124 Aunt Gertrude. I'd recognize her anywhere. 1.5417 0.03845 312 176 103 33
125 I make ‘em, I don’t explain ‘em. 1.5415 0.04085 349 218 73 58
126 I see YOUR parents having sex! How do YOU like it?? 1.5411 0.04040 316 187 87 42
127 Alas poor Rorschach,I knew his well. 1.5409 0.03811 379 231 91 57
128 My first love! No, wait...my first mistake. 1.5385 0.03846 312 177 102 33
129 What do you mean, “What does it look like?” As I said it looks like someone dropped a big splotch of ink on a piece of paper, then folded the paper. What is it supposed to look like? 1.5385 0.04268 299 182 73 44
130 No offense, Doc, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. 1.5375 0.04308 307 191 67 49
131 A bunny rabbit, drowning in my ink. 1.5369 0.03742 393 241 93 59
132 I just feel like we've hit a wall. 1.5350 0.04011 314 186 88 40
133 My mother…again. They all remind me of her! 1.5345 0.04233 290 174 77 39
134 I see incontinence. 1.5344 0.04124 320 196 77 47
135 Sorry, you were all out of toilet paper. 1.5310 0.04317 290 178 70 42
136 Tell you about my mother? That IS my mother. 1.5278 0.04112 288 170 84 34
137 Don’t judge me, we all did weird things during lockdown 1.5274 0.03893 292 166 98 28
138 ACHOO! 1.5273 0.04193 311 193 72 46
139 Selfie 1.5233 0.04234 300 186 71 43
140 Is this a test? 1.5230 0.04286 283 173 72 38
141 Just because I see myself doesn’t make me narcissistic.” 1.5228 0.04175 285 171 79 35
142 I poured too much of myself into it. 1.5223 0.04139 291 175 80 36
143 It means I sneezed 1.5209 0.04437 263 161 67 35
144 Wait - that was a test? - I just sneezed into a tissue! 1.5208 0.04143 288 173 80 35
145 I'm sorry, I couldn't contain myself. 1.5194 0.04569 258 161 60 37
146 OMG! Is that my cousin Fred? 1.5194 0.04435 258 157 68 33
147 Mother? Is that you? 1.5192 0.04375 260 157 71 32
148 I'm trying to blot that one out. 1.5172 0.04093 290 174 82 34
149 Trump? 1.5169 0.04859 236 150 50 36
150 Nope, that’s not me. I tend to keep my emotions bottled up. 1.5164 0.04114 304 187 77 40
151 It was a Freudian slip! 1.5155 0.04297 258 154 75 29
152 Leave my mother out of this. 1.5146 0.04333 274 169 69 36
153 I was told to not keep it all bottled up inside. 1.5143 0.04015 280 164 88 28
154 What I see is the old me - before things got bottled up. 1.5140 0.04282 286 178 69 39
155 It's either two dogs chasing a cat or my Aunt Thelma. 1.5138 0.04571 253 158 60 35
156 I see the darkest parts of myself and it scares me. 1.5136 0.04130 257 149 84 24
157 That’s the last thing my Dad did before he dried up. 1.5132 0.04167 304 190 72 42
158 Where did you find my baby picture? 1.5128 0.04283 273 167 72 34
159 Really? Inkblots? $200 an hour and you want to show ME inkblots? 1.5118 0.04242 297 187 68 42
160 I really put myself into it. 1.5097 0.04107 259 151 84 24
161 That's how I feel on the inside. 1.5075 0.04772 199 118 61 20
162 Did you give this same test to the White Out guy? 1.5058 0.04686 259 169 49 41
163 An ugly man with a scar... holding an ink blot. 1.5038 0.04679 264 174 47 43
164 Enough with the family photos. 1.5019 0.04373 263 164 66 33
165 I told my kids that a handwritten note is much more personal than a text message …. and this is what I get. 1.5000 0.04662 226 140 59 27
166 I couldn’t keep it bottled up anymore. 1.5000 0.04294 264 163 70 31
167 How does this picture make you feel?" -"Empty 1.4978 0.04787 231 148 51 32
168 I begged him not to jump 1.4977 0.04653 221 136 60 25
169 Sorry about that, I have a cold. 1.4964 0.04112 274 167 78 29
170 Why do you have naked pictures of me? 1.4960 0.04642 248 160 53 35
171 Hey, you try signing autographs with no arms! 1.4959 0.04490 246 154 62 30
172 I have no inkling. 1.4938 0.04340 243 148 70 25
173 Is it weird that they all look like my mother? 1.4935 0.04545 231 143 62 26
174 I know. I had a messy childhood. 1.4933 0.04489 223 135 66 22
175 That's a Diaper, probably early morning. 1.4930 0.04828 213 134 53 26
176 I don’t just see my mother. That is my mother. 1.4929 0.05867 140 87 37 16
177 ''That's a picture of Mr. Rorschach my high school art teacher''. 1.4915 0.04929 234 156 41 37
178 I honestly don't have an inkling. 1.4907 0.04718 214 133 57 24
179 You see, I’ve had some trouble lately controlling my blotter. 1.4896 0.04993 241 165 34 42
180 That's me, listening to Trump talk. 1.4882 0.05176 211 141 37 33
181 I guess I was blotto that night 1.4857 0.04784 210 132 54 24
182 I suppose I see myself in it. 1.4856 0.04770 208 130 55 23
183 This is proof that the laxative is working. 1.4856 0.04961 208 134 47 27
184 Does anybody remember me for the Magna Carta or the Declaration of Independence? No, it's this! 1.4839 0.05064 217 145 39 33
185 It was an accident, don't read into it. 1.4828 0.04570 232 147 58 27
186 I told him not to ink and drive 1.4826 0.04681 230 148 53 29
187 It's not ego. I really see myself in all of them. 1.4826 0.04600 230 146 57 27
188 Stop reminding me of my mistakes. 1.4820 0.04723 222 142 53 27
189 Is this a trick question? 1.4817 0.04653 218 137 57 24
190 You realize I actually MADE that test….I know exactly what it’s supposed to be! 1.4813 0.05076 214 143 39 32
191 I’m the medium, not the message. 1.4810 0.04538 237 151 58 28
192 I don’t identify as that color anymore. 1.4804 0.04937 204 131 48 25
193 I'm not sure, but I do see a lot of myself in it. 1.4802 0.04299 252 158 67 27
194 I really don't want to talk about my mother again. 1.4793 0.04337 217 130 70 17
195 I’ve been keeping it bottled up inside for far too long. 1.4793 0.04668 217 137 56 24
196 I see a little of myself in that. 1.4778 0.04804 203 128 53 22
197 In a very real sense there’s some of me in that picture! 1.4775 0.04455 222 137 64 21
198 Actually, this one makes me think of ketchup. 1.4774 0.05275 199 134 35 30
199 That was one of my early works. 1.4770 0.04268 239 147 70 22
200 I did that when I was young and needed money! 1.4767 0.05199 193 127 40 26
201 Same. My mother. 1.4762 0.04877 210 136 48 26
202 Here we have another example of the ink blot calling the Rorschach black. 1.4747 0.04733 198 123 56 19
203 I think I can see my inner self. 1.4747 0.04336 217 131 69 17
204 My son! 1.4729 0.04700 203 127 56 20
205 Nobody under 70 even knows what I am. 1.4726 0.05137 201 134 39 28
206 That's the closest I'll get to spilling my guts. 1.4724 0.04715 199 124 56 19
207 For the tenth time, a sneeze! 1.4721 0.04752 233 155 46 32
208 It looks like my mother. What's your point? 1.4696 0.04759 230 153 46 31
209 I see myself,as a little squirt. 1.4689 0.04749 209 134 52 23
210 I apologize for my outburst 1.4684 0.04987 190 122 47 21
211 That’s my oldest, Spot. 1.4680 0.04952 203 133 45 25
212 I sneezed. Don’t read anything into it. 1.4677 0.05179 186 122 41 23
213 They’re all blotting against me. 1.4675 0.04703 231 153 48 30
214 Do I have to look at the crime scene photos? 1.4667 0.05008 180 114 48 18
215 I had a lot of anger bottled up. 1.4663 0.04909 208 137 45 26
216 That looks like how I feel on the inside. 1.4663 0.04929 193 124 48 21
217 That was from my black days in India 1.4660 0.04750 206 132 52 22
218 I tend to see myself in all of them. 1.4658 0.04455 234 150 59 25
219 Is it weird that all of these remind me of my mother? 1.4656 0.05006 189 122 46 21
220 I can tell you from personal experience, it doesn’t actually mean anything. 1.4655 0.04727 232 155 46 31
221 I feel empty inside 1.4652 0.04988 187 120 47 20
222 So, I blew my top. 1.4643 0.05185 196 132 37 27
223 That is the last message I got from my Mother and then she dried up and went away. 1.4641 0.04734 181 111 56 14
224 Hello darkness, my old friend. 1.4636 0.04617 220 142 54 24
225 It's like you can read my mind. 1.4633 0.04693 218 142 51 25
226 Mother again. (Sigh) it always comes back to that, doesn't it? 1.4627 0.04886 201 131 47 23
227 You were the one who told me to spill my guts. 1.4619 0.04701 223 147 49 27
228 Well, you said you wanted me to open up. 1.4615 0.04714 208 134 52 22
229 I see a tortured metaphor. 1.4599 0.05043 187 122 44 21
230 Yes, that's my work. 1.4599 0.04688 187 116 56 15
231 I'm suing for royalties. 1.4598 0.04655 174 105 58 11
232 I've told you already, all I see is myself. 1.4593 0.04903 172 107 51 14
233 I put my life's blood into that piece! 1.4586 0.05046 181 117 45 19
234 This is me after I spill my guts to you. 1.4567 0.04613 208 133 55 20
235 That's Cousin Sal. He's the black sheep of the family. 1.4561 0.05515 171 116 32 23
236 You're really making me spill my guts. 1.4551 0.05168 178 117 41 20
237 I’ve kept it bottled up for years… 1.4550 0.04852 211 141 44 26
238 I spill my guts to you, and you're asking ME what it means? 1.4545 0.05572 176 122 28 26
239 But Doc, that really IS a picture of my mother. 1.4541 0.04922 196 129 45 22
240 I never saw her before. 1.4541 0.04963 185 120 46 19
241 South Carolina’s 6th Congressional District. 1.4540 0.05308 163 106 40 17
242 That’s my aunt India at her graduation 1.4540 0.05308 163 106 40 17
243 It's like staring into my soul. It's also kind of a like a frog. 1.4523 0.04653 199 127 54 18
244 Not EVERYTHING is about my mother. 1.4521 0.04846 188 121 49 18
245 Don't bring my mother into this. 1.4521 0.05076 188 125 41 22
246 Seriously ? I just fell one day and you make a science of it. 1.4518 0.04574 197 124 57 16
247 You really don't see a nude descending a staircase? 1.4514 0.05356 175 118 35 22
248 I swear it was consensual. 1.4514 0.04840 175 110 51 14
249 It's not my best work but psychiatrists seem to like it. 1.4513 0.04885 195 128 46 21
250 All I see is my wasted potential. 1.4511 0.05215 184 124 37 23
251 Sometimes a sneeze is just a sneeze. 1.4511 0.05099 184 122 41 21
252 Must I relive all my mistakes? 1.4510 0.04623 204 131 54 19
253 It's Mother. It's always Mother. 1.4509 0.05339 173 116 36 21
254 Yes, that was my mother. She gave her life for science. 1.4486 0.04841 185 119 49 17
255 Okay, okay. It was me. I did it. 1.4483 0.05059 174 113 44 17
256 It was a foolish thing to do, I know. But I was young and I needed the money. 1.4477 0.05486 172 118 31 23
257 I might have been projecting. 1.4472 0.05704 161 111 28 22
258 I think Im a narcissist, all I see is myself... 1.4469 0.04892 179 115 48 16
259 Me spilling my guts. 1.4465 0.05618 159 108 31 20
260 Honestly, I prefer my post-Impressionism stuff but the abstract sells 1.4462 0.04936 195 130 43 22
261 Back then I was just a squirt. 1.4457 0.05096 184 123 40 21
262 That's exactly how I feel inside. 1.4451 0.04770 182 116 51 15
263 I hate looking at pictures of myself. 1.4449 0.04674 227 154 45 28
264 So what if I blot. Is that a crime now? 1.4444 0.05181 162 105 42 15
265 He’s not my kid! He doesn’t look anything like me! 1.4436 0.06170 133 91 25 17
266 I won't be coming back Doctor Rorschach, I always feel so empty after these sessions." 1.4431 0.05139 167 109 42 16
267 I was such a cute baby. 1.4424 0.05183 165 108 41 16
268 It’s a sneeze. 1.4423 0.05475 156 104 35 17
269 I see Bic pens. 1.4423 0.05083 156 99 45 12
270 You can't expect me to associate that with anything. You're holding it upside down. 1.4421 0.05140 190 130 36 24
271 I came here for help, not for butthole porn. 1.4420 0.05216 181 123 36 22
272 Never liked that photo of myself. 1.4416 0.05211 154 99 42 13
273 It reminds me of the mistakes I've made. 1.4416 0.05129 154 98 44 12
274 Doc,you're holding that upside down. 1.4415 0.05013 188 126 41 21
275 At least he died doing what he loved.’ 1.4410 0.05126 161 104 43 14
276 That's my early, interpretive work. 1.4404 0.05025 193 131 39 23
277 I think I see a little bit of myself in that one. 1.4395 0.05218 157 102 41 14
278 It's a fake! 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
279 And that one is my Uncle Albert, God rest his soul. 1.4389 0.05176 180 122 37 21
280 You say splat. I say shat. 1.4387 0.05499 155 104 34 17
281 Yes, yes, that's yet another of my self-portraits. 1.4375 0.04991 160 102 46 12
282 That's my cousin Dot. Everyone knows she's a scatterbrain. 1.4368 0.04858 190 126 45 19
283 I wish I could erase my past but I'm indelible. 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
284 What is this... some kind of a test? 1.4365 0.04783 181 117 49 15
285 It just makes me feel empty. 1.4365 0.05033 181 121 41 19
286 Oh my god, it's mom! 1.4364 0.05457 165 113 32 20
287 Sometimes a blotch is just a blotch. 1.4358 0.05196 179 122 36 21
288 I see my life dwindling away, shoved to the back of some closet next to old Sharpie pens and pile of empty manila envelopes marked "Top Secret". 1.4348 0.04663 184 118 52 14
289 I can't help it -- I always throw up when I see a picture of Donald Trump. 1.4333 0.06014 150 107 21 22
290 No that’s my sister on the left. 1.4333 0.05386 150 99 37 14
291 I see a lot of myself in that 1.4332 0.04793 187 123 47 17
292 A little piece of me died on that page 1.4327 0.05625 171 122 24 25
293 That is my signature. What did you expect, cursive? 1.4320 0.05290 169 115 35 19
294 Well, I had a little "accident" 1.4317 0.04867 183 121 45 17
295 Okay. Not my best work,but I needed the money. 1.4309 0.04891 188 126 43 19
296 I'd be happy to autograph it. 1.4305 0.05831 151 106 25 20
297 Omg,what was I thinking? 1.4304 0.04782 158 99 50 9
298 That's my father. He abandoned us for a career in the arts. 1.4295 0.05688 156 109 27 20
299 Let's see...now, on this one, I see my cousin, Paul, who had that unfortunate faulty parachute incident. 1.4295 0.05540 156 107 31 18
300 Uncle Billy. 1.4294 0.05331 170 117 33 20
301 That's exactly how I feel on the inside. 1.4293 0.04659 184 119 51 14
302 Old, bald, ugly guy in a suit. 1.4286 0.05573 168 119 26 23
303 I'm suffering from writer's blot. 1.4286 0.05872 147 103 25 19
304 You had to bring up the past, didn’t you ? 1.4278 0.05047 180 122 39 19
305 I was new in town and alone and needed the money. 1.4277 0.05533 159 110 30 19
306 I see a leaky fountain pen. 1.4276 0.05933 145 102 24 19
307 What do you mean, 'What does it mean?' That's my uncle! 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
308 Gotta be my Uncle Mike, Doc. 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
309 Try harder. Give me something original. 1.4276 0.05061 145 92 44 9
310 No, sorry, it’s nobody I recognize! 1.4269 0.05241 171 117 35 19
311 That's actually my tissue after I sneezed. 1.4269 0.05241 171 117 35 19
312 This one reminds me of my ex-wife, India. 1.4269 0.05175 171 116 37 18
313 Ah, Ah . . CHOO! 1.4266 0.05828 143 99 27 17
314 I can definitely see myself in that. 1.4246 0.04939 179 120 42 17
315 Please don’t use that tone with me. 1.4241 0.05700 158 112 25 21
316 Kinda insensitive to show me my dead cousin and ask me what I see. 1.4224 0.05406 161 111 32 18
317 You recorded me spilling my guts? 1.4224 0.05548 161 113 28 20
318 I'm an inanimate object. Don't you think you're the one with the problem? 1.4211 0.05485 152 104 32 16
319 ...And that's Sally, my youngest. 1.4204 0.05356 157 107 34 16
320 Do you always extract this much from your patients? 1.4201 0.04864 169 111 45 13
321 I didn’t know I had it in me 1.4201 0.05347 169 118 31 20
322 That's the stuff I've been holding in for so long... 1.4200 0.05618 150 104 29 17
323 It's either my soul, or my splattered dreams. 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
324 I really do see my mother in all of them. 1.4199 0.05258 181 128 30 23
325 I see the inner me. 1.4194 0.05003 155 101 43 11
326 You’re just gonna say I’m projecting. 1.4190 0.05060 179 123 37 19
327 I guess I see a bit of myself in that one too 1.4177 0.05404 158 109 32 17
328 I called that one 'Pastoral Scene with Poplars.' The original hangs in the Museum of Modern Art. 1.4176 0.04769 170 111 47 12
329 Yup, it's still all about me. 1.4172 0.05091 151 99 41 11
330 I took your advice, to spill my guts. 1.4172 0.05281 163 112 34 17
331 Some may see it as desperate search for meaning in a world gone mad. To me, it's just selfie on a bad hair day. 1.4171 0.05143 175 121 35 19
332 I think it means I nodded off at my desk. 1.4167 0.05300 156 106 35 15
333 I see lost opportunity. 1.4162 0.04851 173 115 44 14
334 My blue period. 1.4161 0.05828 137 95 27 15
335 Am I a narcissist? They all look like me. 1.4161 0.05246 137 89 39 9
336 I spilled my guts to you. 1.4156 0.05105 154 102 40 12
337 I just don't understand ... Jackson Pollock does it and makes millions. 1.4152 0.05164 171 118 35 18
338 I think I see my mother. 1.4150 0.05001 147 95 43 9
339 My five-year-old could have done that. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
340 A trigger warning might have been nice. 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
341 I see my mother before she dried out. 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
342 I didn’t say I hated my mother, I said that IS my mother. 1.4110 0.05805 146 104 24 18
343 You asked me to spill my guts in here 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
344 I just create them. I don't explain them. 1.4109 0.05989 129 90 25 14
345 Ohhhh Yes…..Swipe Right!! 1.4103 0.05371 156 108 32 16
346 I see more of myself in this one. 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
347 I've kept that all bottled up. 1.4097 0.06028 144 105 19 20
348 My bottled up emotions 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
349 Sorry, I'm spotting 1.4094 0.06057 127 89 24 14
350 You're the one with the dirty pictures. 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
351 That's an inkblot. 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
352 I don’t know if that’s the guy who mugged me. I was pretty blotto that night. 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
353 I'm pregnant? 1.4085 0.05389 164 116 29 19
354 I spilled my guts and now you want me to analyze it? 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
355 What can I say — I was young and enamored with Pollock. 1.4079 0.05143 152 102 38 12
356 Haven't we talked enough about my mother? 1.4079 0.04971 152 100 42 10
357 That's from my drinking days when I was blotto all the time. 1.4067 0.05762 150 108 23 19
358 Please…don’t put me back in the pen. 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
359 I was really drunk when I sent that. 1.4065 0.05545 155 110 27 18
360 I can see a bit of myself in each image. 1.4062 0.05136 128 82 40 6
361 My memory is a little spotty. 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
362 January 6, 2021. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
363 Never saw that guy before in my life 1.4058 0.05785 138 97 26 15
364 I see… Carter’s 2201, Onyx black, medium gloss, low viscosity, archival quality. 1.4056 0.05722 143 101 26 16
365 My incontinence issues. 1.4051 0.05161 158 108 36 14
366 He was part of a wonderful group, the Ink Spots. 1.4051 0.05239 158 109 34 15
367 I barely recognize myself. I wish I were toner. 1.4046 0.05814 131 91 27 13
368 That's me wetting the bed.... 1.4046 0.06109 131 94 21 16
369 I’ve never been good at introspection. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
370 I took your advice and started keeping a journal. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
371 Sorry, I got a little excited... 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
372 I hate the way I look in pictures. 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
373 They all remind me of my childhood. 1.4029 0.05178 139 92 38 9
374 Nope. Never saw her before. 1.4027 0.05628 149 106 26 17
375 My masterpiece. I call it memory and perception. 1.4025 0.04647 159 103 48 8
376 Yes! Yes! I confess! It was I who tricked your entire profession into centuries of ridiculous assumptions! 1.4015 0.05811 137 97 25 15
377 Never saw him before 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
378 I see something dark inside me. 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
379 Oh good! You already received my portfolio for this job interview. 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
380 But I poured my guts into that manuscript! 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
381 This feels like a test. 1.3988 0.04964 163 111 39 13
382 Thats my cousin on my mother's side 1.3986 0.05732 148 107 23 18
383 Does everything have to be about my mother? 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
384 I see my careless youth, the wreckage of spilled secrets and upended dreams. Either that or a crab. 1.3984 0.05584 128 87 31 10
385 Take it away please! The sight of ink makes me queasy. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
386 I see Trump's dining room wall. 1.3978 0.04957 186 132 34 20
387 Rorschach, you are one sick bastard. 1.3974 0.05356 156 110 30 16
388 Where did you get a picture of my grandson? 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
389 Premature ejaculation. 1.3973 0.05790 146 106 22 18
390 I see a little bit of myself in each one, does that make me a narcissist? 1.3968 0.05530 126 85 32 9
391 My worst nightmare, Doc. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
392 Doc, sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
393 You have to stop bottling up your anxieties. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
394 Ah, my dog Spot. Painful memories that I can’t blot out. 1.3955 0.05707 134 94 27 13
395 The question is “what does my urologist think it means.” 1.3953 0.05763 129 90 27 12
396 I already poured my heart out. What more do you need? 1.3953 0.05867 129 91 25 13
397 It’s not my best work. 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
398 This is taking a lot out of me. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
399 My parents fighting 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
400 My bad, did I do that? 1.3944 0.05909 142 104 20 18
401 I see the release of bottled up emotions. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
402 It reminds me of my brother, Ralph. Wait, that is my brother Ralph. You monster! 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
403 Is it really that narcissistic to just see yourself in everything? 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
404 Where did you get my baby picture? 1.3935 0.04886 155 104 41 10
405 Do you need my help writing this down? 1.3924 0.05667 158 117 20 21
406 Really? That's the best your sketch artist could come up with? 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
407 Must we blame my mother for everything? 1.3916 0.04966 166 115 37 14
408 Do you have to bring up all my mistakes? 1.3913 0.05485 138 96 30 12
409 That was the last photo ever taken of my mother 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
410 Oedipus schmedipus - they all DO look like my mother! 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
411 I dated her in high school. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
412 I see a butterfly. 1.3889 0.05161 126 83 37 6
413 That’s your way of getting me to let go of my bottled-up emotions???!!! 1.3889 0.05585 144 103 26 15
414 Jesus I don’t know, a sneeze. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
415 My goodness, it's my dog, Spot 1.3884 0.06140 121 87 21 13
416 It leaves me feeling empty. 1.3882 0.04855 152 102 41 9
417 Sometimes I get excited. 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
418 I see a lonely soul searching for a pen pal. 1.3878 0.04965 147 99 39 9
419 How would you feel about seeing your guts splattered all over the place? 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
420 All I see when I look at that is work. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
421 These tests take so much out of me 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
422 Don't overanalyse it, doc - an ink blot is just an ink blot. Period. 1.3869 0.04996 137 91 39 7
423 I can’t even sneeze without being judged…. 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
424 ... All I see is a reflection of myself when I'm not bottled up inside. And I don't like it Doc. 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
425 Sorry, just couldn't hold it. 1.3865 0.05024 163 114 35 14
426 That was my cousin. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
427 Yes, That is my Uncle Ror. He was a blot on everyone in the family. 1.3862 0.05466 145 103 28 14
428 No! It really is my mother! 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
429 That one also looks like my dad 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
430 I was young, and did it for the money. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
431 My first squeeze. 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
432 You may call me a narcissist, but yet again I see me 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
433 Basically, it’s the story of my life. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
434 Okay, say what you want, but that one is just a sneeze" 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
435 It's our family crest 1.3839 0.06373 112 81 19 12
436 That's my daughter!!! 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
437 You told me to spill my feelings 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
438 I see clear color, rich hues, great opacity, and my own inadequacies. 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
439 I couldn't contain myself. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
440 I’m tired of looking inside myself. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
441 Well, it resembles a splotch of ink to me. 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
442 It was an accident. Nothing more. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
443 Doc, for all we know that IS my mother. 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
444 I know this is a Rorschach test but it looks like my handkerchief. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
445 ‘A happy family photo’. 1.3818 0.06325 110 79 20 11
446 Sometimes my blots are just blots. 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
447 All I see is computers, again. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
448 So this is what you meant when you said you wanted me to look at my inner self 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
449 It's nothing but a smear campaign. 1.3810 0.06157 126 93 18 15
450 Yes, that's him before the accident. 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
451 I'm afraid that's when I lost blotter control. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
452 I don’t have the slightest inkling of what that is. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
453 I did that in the first grade! 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
454 ‘If my problem were that obvious, I wouldn’t be paying you $200 a session.’ 1.3802 0.05898 121 86 24 11
455 You've got to be kidding, I sneezed! 1.3798 0.06047 129 95 19 15
456 I see a damn waste of life sustaining ink. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
457 Would it be narcissistic to say that looks like me? 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
458 That's my third cousin once removed. 1.3788 0.06134 132 99 16 17
459 Is this a therapy session or murder investigation? 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
460 Sorry doc, I’m getting over a cold 1.3784 0.05373 148 106 28 14
461 I have no inkling of that. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
462 Yeah that’s Vinny alright. But I haven’t seen him since we got out of the pen. 1.3780 0.05801 127 91 24 12
463 I can't imagine what everyone sees in me. 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
464 That one's also my ex-wife 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
465 This is very existential for me. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
466 My parents. Fighting. Again. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
467 Inky-Dinky parlez vous? 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
468 It's actually a compliment when you think about it." 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
469 Yes, that's my signature. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
470 My mother again. They’re all my mother! 1.3770 0.05972 122 88 22 12
471 Regression Therapy ?? That’s mine from 4th grade !! 1.3768 0.05837 138 102 20 16
472 Yes, I know exactly what it is. and it's very embarrassing! 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
473 I hate to break it to you, but sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
474 I feel exposed, doctor 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
475 Man’s inhumanity to man 1.3761 0.05527 117 80 30 7
476 Uncle Ralph 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
477 I'm spilling my guts here, Doc. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
478 HEADACHE! 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
479 My mother, Doc, it's always my mother. 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
480 You could at least say, ‘GESUNDHEIT!’ when I sneeze, Doc. 1.3759 0.05742 141 104 21 16
481 Looks like a dirty hanky. 1.3750 0.05925 120 86 23 11
482 I apologize. At my age leakage is a problem 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
483 Very funny 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
484 Same answer doc, I still see my mother. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
485 I've already spilt my guts. 1.3740 0.06152 123 91 18 14
486 Another picture of my mother. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
487 I see my soul mate. 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
488 Uh, Thursday. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
489 It's like my insides were poured out on each page. 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
490 Well, right off the top of my head... 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
491 You’re right. It does feel better when I don’t bottle things up. 1.3719 0.05266 121 82 33 6
492 Oh, my beautiful baby! 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
493 How long have I got ? 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
494 That's pretty much my resume 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
495 “Please, it’s a part of me I don’t want to talk about!” 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
496 Incontinence is running my life. 1.3710 0.06002 124 91 20 13
497 The BIC Bang. 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
498 My mother, okay? 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
499 You sick bastard. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
500 My mother. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
501 Oh no. Not my mother again. 1.3704 0.05734 135 99 22 14
502 I see your point; I lack self-control. 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
503 Now you know what's inside my head. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
504 Why are you showing me a picture of my mother? 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
505 Doc, this is taking a lot outta me. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
506 It was dark so I didn’t get a great look at him. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
507 I see my future and I don't like it. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
508 Off the top of my head...? 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
509 I don’t know… looks like bird shit to me ! 1.3692 0.05995 130 97 18 15
510 I see a waste of my parent’s money on art school 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
511 I'm sorry, but this session is taking everything out of me. 1.3692 0.05253 130 90 32 8
512 Hiccup... 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
513 Don't blame me. It's a forgery. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
514 Oh great. That one looks like my mother too. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
515 It’s my son, but he’s nothing like me. 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
516 My mother. They're all my mother, dammit! 1.3680 0.05961 125 92 20 13
517 Sorry, I sneezed. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
518 Sorry about that Doc, but I'm spilling my guts to you! 1.3667 0.05790 120 86 24 10
519 Sorry, sometimes I leak when I laugh. 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
520 That was done during my Jackson Pollock phase. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
521 You could at least say ‘ Gesundheit.’ 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
522 I can't help it. I only see things in black and white. 1.3659 0.05448 123 86 29 8
523 Long Covid... 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
524 You're one sick bastard, you know that? 1.3652 0.06216 115 85 18 12
525 Sure it could be mine, but it could also be anyone’s signature. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
526 I'm not in the mood today for self-analysis. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
527 Why do you have a picture of my mother? 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
528 Do you have a thing for looking at tissues after you've sneezed into them, or what? 1.3643 0.05920 129 96 19 14
529 Doc, these tests are draining me. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
530 They all look like my mom. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
531 That absolutely looks like the work of an amateur. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
532 Does my sonogram show if its a boy or girl? 1.3636 0.06422 110 82 16 12
533 My cousin Earl. Sad. They say he fell, but I'm sure he was pushed. 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
534 Mom, is that really you? 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
535 We don't talk about Bruno. 1.3636 0.06291 110 81 18 11
536 People think they understand my work, but they just see themselves, not me. 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
537 I can explain… 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
538 That one looks like squid, Pacific, late 1960s 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
539 That's me. 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
540 Perhaps it's my narcissistic tendencies,but I see myself in that one too! 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
541 Why... do you have.. my toilet paper? 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
542 Is that enough to prove paternity? 1.3611 0.06234 108 79 19 10
543 Maybe you’re the crazy one for showing me a picture of two inkwells having sex. 1.3609 0.04930 133 91 36 6
544 A blot of trouble. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
545 Why do you always want me to talk about my mother? 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
546 What did you expect me to do? I'm a pipette for crying out loud! 1.3607 0.05082 122 83 34 5
547 I let it all out. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
548 No, but he looks familiar. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
549 I don't have an inkling what it means 1.3594 0.05946 128 96 18 14
550 Ink bottles don't create blots, people create blots. 1.3594 0.06149 128 98 14 16
551 I'm pretty sure that actually IS my mother. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
552 I always get choked up when I see my baby picture. 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
553 Oh, like you can tell your kids’ newborn photos apart? 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
554 I don’t mean to sound egotistical… 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
555 They said Jackson Pollock was crazy, too. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
556 I get it. I'm a narcissist. 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
557 OK! I masturbate! Is that so bad? 1.3588 0.05843 131 98 19 14
558 Frankly, your resumé looks more like a Rorschach test. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
559 That's my youngest, who I adore, but does she ever call? No!! 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
560 I've been having issues with incontinence. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
561 Another picture of dad? 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
562 My signature 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
563 This one is a self-portrait. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
564 All I see are my past failures 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
565 I’d really prefer a different test. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
566 If you’re going to show me dirty pictures, please leave my mother out of it. 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
567 Who leaked? 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
568 It’s uncanny, like looking into a mirror. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
569 It might not be that accurate; I've had a runny nose 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
570 That's messed up. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
571 I see total lack of penmanship " 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
572 Seriously! How would you feel if I showed you pictures of blood stains? 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
573 That's acrylic, not ink. 1.3566 0.05803 129 96 20 13
574 I spilled my guts. 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
575 I do blot everything out. 1.3565 0.05686 115 82 25 8
576 I just create them, you interpret them! 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
577 Like I said, Doc, they all look like my Cousin Phil.. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
578 So, I lost control that night. What you trying to say? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
579 I can't keep spilling my guts. 1.3559 0.06081 118 88 18 12
580 No, that’s not Grandpa either. 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
581 Doctor, that is my x-ray... 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
582 That's the last I saw of her before she dried up, I loved her. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
583 It reminds me of my mother. 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
584 I see the Bic that ruined my life 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
585 I see a cap that wasn’t on tight enough. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
586 That signature is clearly forged 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
587 Nope, never seen him before! 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
588 I just couldn't help spilling my guts 1.3540 0.06148 113 84 18 11
589 Alas poor India, I knew her well. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
590 I drew that when I was blotto. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
591 Last Saturday Morning 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
592 It's like I see my whole life, splashing before my eyes. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
593 I didn't say it reminds me of my mother, that is my mother. 1.3529 0.05365 153 115 22 16
594 I see a waste of my precious bodily fluids. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
595 I can't decide if it's a memoir or an autobiography. What do you think it is? 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
596 I never wrote that! 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
597 I see a lot of myself here. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
598 I interpret it as cultural insensitivity. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
599 Let’s not bring my mother into this 1.3525 0.06151 122 93 15 14
600 To me, that looks like a used tissue. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
601 It’s my mother beating a dead horse. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
602 It reminds me of my dog. His name was Spot. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
603 I can’t really say … so much of it is redacted 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
604 White oxford shirt. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
605 That's all the ink I have left!! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
606 Out, damned spot. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
607 Well what did you expect? 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
608 I just couldn’t hold it anymore 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
609 I still see my big brother. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
610 I know, I know-- I'm projecting again. 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
611 A man with glasses holding up a paper as though it means something. 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
612 Why can’t an ink blot just be an ink blot? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
613 And you say some Rorshach guy is taking credit for this? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
614 So, how long hav long ago did you start believing you were Jackson Pollock? 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
615 ‘Yes, that’s my anxiety’ 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
616 How did you get that picture of me? 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
617 That reminds me of how much I miss my dad. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
618 I see a bottle half empty. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
619 It's either a dead clown or someone needs to tighten my lid. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
620 I hate seeing myself naked. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
621 As to how I feel, that's spot on! 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
622 You tell me. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
623 Hmmm, looks like one of mine 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
624 Do you show crime scene photos to all your patients? 1.3486 0.06302 109 82 16 11
625 Name dropper! 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
626 That's my mother, if I'm not mistaken. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
627 It's like, I see myself! 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
628 allergy season 1.3482 0.06176 112 84 17 11
629 That's one of my originals. I see copyright infringement. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
630 So what, you've never had a wet dream? 1.3481 0.05693 135 102 19 14
631 I wish I could put that one back in the bottle 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
632 Every single one of them reminds me of my mom! 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
633 Don’t make me say it. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
634 To you it’s an inkblot to me it’s a crime scene. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
635 Yes, that's the last card I sent my Mom. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
636 It looks just like my mother. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
637 Me crying over spilled ink! 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
638 I haven’t an inkling what that is. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
639 My entire life is summed up in this one photo. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
640 Intellectual property. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
641 All my past mistakes, back to haunt me. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
642 That’s my great aunt Nell, she made quite a splash in her day. 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
643 Please don't bring up my mother. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
644 Yes, but I can explain my spotty performance. Penned up emotions. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
645 It's an ink blot. But I can do much better than that one. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
646 Wow, you've really gotten inside my head. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
647 That was a private moment! How did you get that? 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
648 I admit it. I sat on the copier. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
649 It looks like a human's head exploding when they finally realize just how much they've wreaked havoc on the Earth's environment and ecosystems. 1.3444 0.07095 90 69 11 10
650 I see the death of cursive being taught in school. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
651 Is this a squid joke? 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
652 Is that my handkerchief? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
653 This is how I see myself in the future. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
654 At my age, that happens every time I sneeze. 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
655 Complex or not, I’m telling you that is my father. 1.3440 0.05804 125 94 19 12
656 Twins?! IDENTICAL twin?!s 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
657 I'm done spilling my guts to you doc 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
658 Great Grandpa. October 29, 1929 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
659 My mother, obviously.... 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
660 This is how she dyed 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
661 There’s a pill for that. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
662 Yeah, that’s Joey. He was always a stain on the family tree. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
663 It’s my mother, isn’t it, Dr. Freud? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
664 I feel objectified. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
665 So Doctor, you’re telling me I’ve made a Freudian drip? 1.3423 0.06334 111 85 14 12
666 Sad but it’s how I see myself in the next 3-5 years 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
667 I hate that guy! 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
668 I told you, it's from my early period, before I had really developed my own style. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
669 My life’s philosophy? I ink, therefore I a 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
670 Sigh...I was 19, needed the cash and promised no one would recognize me 1.3417 0.05976 120 91 17 12
671 You can call me a narcissist Dr. Rorschach, but I can only see myself. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
672 It’s a bottle of ink in the twilight of his life, realizing that he’s become all of the very things he hated about his father. 1.3409 0.05874 132 102 15 15
673 Sorry, I had an inkling… 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
674 That's the last thing I remember. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
675 I’m sorry — everything reminds me of Diane. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
676 Sneezing is a challenge for me 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
677 Me... on the pavement... after a frustrated writer has thrown me out of a tenth floor window... because I would not form the words he desperately craved. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
678 Well, doc, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it reminds me of an ink blot. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
679 My colonoscopy results ? 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
680 My 5-year-old could have done that! 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
681 This one's a cigar, too. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
682 It's like you're seeing right through me! 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
683 The one time I spilled my guts! 1.3394 0.06281 109 83 15 11
684 If that’s supposed to be a joke, it’s not funny. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
685 Not even close to my handwriting. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
686 It reminds me of my deceased wife. 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
687 My "coming out" party. 1.3393 0.05463 112 80 26 6
688 How'd you get a hold of my diary, sir? 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
689 Well is your signature any better? 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
690 I posted that before I started therapy. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
691 They all mean the same to me - I ink therefore I am! 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
692 All I can say, Dr. Rorschach, is, "I'm sorry! Anyone can have an accident." 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
693 She never writes. She never calls. 1.3370 0.06960 92 71 11 10
694 It comes from deep inside me. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
695 Oh that's Paul 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
696 Hey, Van Gogh did a lot of self-portraits, too. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
697 Call be a narcissist Doc, but… 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
698 Yes, that's her. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
699 I'm sorry I ever said that! 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
700 You say inkblot, I say toilet paper. 1.3364 0.06364 110 85 13 12
701 This is what you think makes ink well? 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
702 So is it a boy or a girl? 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
703 I wish I could erase my past. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
704 I see a very irritated King Charles. 1.3363 0.06362 113 88 12 13
705 No inkling, Dr. Rorschach. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
706 All I keep seeing is my signature. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
707 Look, it’s as close to the signature on file as I can manage. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
708 I did NOT have sexual relations with that paper! 1.3358 0.05606 137 105 18 14
709 My morning routine 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
710 I’m here about my royalties. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
711 Sorry, next time I’ll cover my mouth. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
712 That’s my mom! 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
713 I was going through a phase. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
714 I can’t - it hits too close to home… 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
715 Isn’t this a conflict of interest? 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
716 I see the son I’ve always wanted 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
717 I see Uncle Frank. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
718 There's more to me than just ink. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
719 I’m afraid I’ve put too much of myself out there. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
720 Sorry, doc. I thought that was a Kleenex. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
721 You're just taunting me aren't you? 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
722 I feel so empty. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
723 Sometimes I just feel like I’m invisible ink. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
724 I'm here to talk about neurosis, not premature ejaculation. 1.3333 0.06578 108 85 10 13
725 Sorry I sneezed. Tell me that’s not the only copy of your diploma. 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
726 See, Doc, I just feel like no matter how I put myself out there, people just see what they want to see. 1.3333 0.05648 129 98 19 12
727 Don’t patronize me, Bob. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
728 Is it narcissistic to say I see myself in everything? 1.3333 0.06062 114 87 16 11
729 You don't see the elephant? 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
730 What? You were all out of Kleenexes. 1.3307 0.05922 127 99 14 14
731 I’m not seeing the connection 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
732 I swear I didn’t do it! 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
733 I don’t see anything here except a splash of ink. What were you trying to express? 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
734 My gut reaction? I just don’t have it in me anymore. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
735 Youth and inexperience. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
736 I see irony, and to be honest, a bit of condescension, Doc. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
737 How much does this research study pay, again? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
738 I'm trying my best - but all I see is myself. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
739 Are you trying to embarrass me? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
740 It's like I see a part of myself on it 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
741 That's Mommy! 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
742 I'm depressed, not suicidal. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
743 That reminds me, I keep having this dream where I'm falling. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
744 Rorschach got all the credit, but it all came from me 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
745 Rorschach, Shmorschach - I just had an accident! 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
746 It doesn’t mean ANYTHING, I just spilled. 1.3297 0.06821 91 70 12 9
747 Well you said therapy won’t work unless I pour my heart out. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
748 Are you saying I need to improve my self-image? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
749 Not sure,it could be my mother or my underwear. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
750 Is this your way of saying that I’m gonna have to spill my guts here? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
751 Ma??? Is that you??? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
752 Ink blot? What about the existential white void? 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
753 I see my brother Al asking for money. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
754 Sometimes it’s simpler to keep it all bottled up inside… 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
755 How did you get my ultrasound image? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
756 So it's porn now? What kind of doctor are you? 1.3273 0.06342 110 86 12 12
757 Now you're just making fun of me. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
758 I see a little bit of myself here 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
759 The x-ray looks normal. Now what? 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
760 NO. It's not a Seurat ! 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
761 I see an unhappy calligrapher. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
762 Out, Out Damn Spot. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
763 I’m worried I’m incontinent. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
764 My guts,spilled,all over the place! 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
765 I've never understood my inner self. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
766 I just see a butterfly! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
767 At least I got it on the paper this time. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
768 Too much white space. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
769 Doc, you're seeing right through me. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
770 Please! I've been spilling my guts to you! 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
771 I see a bad case of Montblanc's revenge. 1.3253 0.07493 83 66 7 10
772 Not my best rabbit 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
773 Why are you showing me pictures of my kids? 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
774 I was drunk when I signed that. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
775 Is it wrong it reminds me of my mother? 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
776 I was so young then, I’m not sure what I meant 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
777 Reminds me of the time I blew my top 1.3246 0.04905 114 80 31 3
778 Pollen. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
779 Yes, I see mother again. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
780 Doc, why are you going through my trash? 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
781 Yeah, it's mine. So what? There's no rule against it in the employee manual. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
782 Looks like Gary after the accident. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
783 Ah…it's an ink blot. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
784 My life before ballpoints. 1.3241 0.06286 108 84 13 11
785 Is this profiling? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
786 Duh. It’s an ink splot. 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
787 That was Stan. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
788 I have no inkling what it means 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
789 Sorry... summer cold. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
790 I refuse to admit paternity 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
791 OMG: It's the missing ink! 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
792 Family Barbecue. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
793 So you're saying the x-ray is inconclusive? 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
794 Cassidy Hutchinson cleaned that off the wall. 1.3229 0.06704 96 75 11 10
795 That says more about you than it does about me. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
796 It’s me. It’s always me. 1.3229 0.06369 96 73 15 8
797 My blots look nothing like that. Not my style. You've got the wrong ink here. . 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
798 I see a copyright infringement. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
799 I’ve tried for years to get that blot removed from my record.” 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
800 I know, I know. I have to stop bottling everything up. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
801 Yeah, that's my uncle Bill. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
802 Well… that’s a little ink-riminating. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
803 I tripped. Sue me. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
804 My cousin. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
805 That's last night's dinner. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
806 Sorry, I sneezed on that one. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
807 Person, woman, man, camera, TV 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
808 Is it a Pollock? 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
809 Yes,I'm incontinent. 1.3214 0.05978 112 86 16 10
810 Ahhhh. It’s like you’re seeing right inside me! 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
811 That's right doc, they found me in an inkwell on their porch with only that note pinned to me. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
812 With every picture, I feel empty. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
813 Babies. They all look like babies! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
814 We call it The Big Spill. It’s our greatest fear. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
815 That? Oh that’s just a burp. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
816 Why does it always have to mean something? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
817 My mother choking my father? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
818 It's like staring into my soul. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
819 I don’t think this is a fair test if you take my background into consideration. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
820 Seriously Fred. How do you think I did that with no arms? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
821 I’m sorry, this is just bringing up a lot of painful memories I tried to blot out. 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
822 I'm empty inside. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
823 It looks like my grandfather after he fell off the counter. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
824 You can keep it. I have it in me to make more. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
825 I see myself in your work 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
826 I guess I’m just all bottled up. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
827 An X-Ray? 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
828 It’s one of my early works. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
829 That was during my artist phase. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
830 That’s me, all over the place. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
831 So... when you asked me to open up... you didn't mean literally, did you? 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
832 Sometimes my best ideas come right off the top of my head 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
833 It's always the mistakes with me. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
834 Sorry, Doc... It's just so hard to control myself sometimes. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
835 After years of bottling it up inside, I guess this means I’m an open book. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
836 I can’t help it. I had some gluten last night 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
837 I see the result of taking penmanship off the curriculum. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
838 You told me to express my self. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
839 Is it bad that I feel a little aroused? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
840 You do understand how triggering this is, don't you? 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
841 Why must everyone keep reminding me about that one drunken night? 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
842 The lack of asymmetry haunts me. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
843 If they all look like me, does it mean I'm a narcissist? 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
844 It makes me feel redundant. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
845 I've learned that I'm not indelible. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
846 I see a suicide note. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
847 I’ve poured myself into this one. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
848 First thing to pop into my head? ‘You sexy thang’ 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
849 Impending doom. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
850 I never signed up to be an organ donor 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
851 It's useless to cry over spilled ink. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
852 I tried to be a little more creative, but I feel all bottled up! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
853 I’m sorry, professor. I didn’t have the slightest inkling of what was required for the homework assignment, so I just spilled my innermost thoughts onto the page. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
854 Reminds me of Uncle Leo 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
855 I swear I’m not the father @ 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
856 I apologize for the mess, Dr. Rorschach, but maybe you can use them for something. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
857 As my proctologist, I thought you'd understand! 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
858 Is that what I look like in the inside? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
859 Woah, no content warning? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
860 No idea 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
861 I knew they’d call HR. 1.3158 0.06568 95 74 12 9
862 Yeah, I did this back in '19. Not my best work, to be honest. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
863 Everywhere I turn - there she is! 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
864 I knew him, Horatio 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
865 Not fair. I spill out my guts and they send me to therapy. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
866 That’s Rohrshach, not me. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
867 But I already told you about my mother. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
868 That makes me feel empty inside. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
869 You're not going to get more out of me. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
870 It’s not narcissism, they do all look like me! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
871 My one regret in life was when I spilled my thoughts to that guy Rorschach! 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
872 I was hoping to not talk about my past. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
873 Dr., I don't know why, but I see a little of myself in that one. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
874 Of course it's my mother. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
875 Look, I don't wanna sound weird... but these all look like my parents having sex. 1.3140 0.05754 121 94 16 11
876 Of course it’s my mother— I’d recognize her splotch anywhere. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
877 Mom again! Do you have some kind of fixation? 1.3140 0.06872 86 67 11 8
878 Do you have any idea how easy this is for me? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
879 Why does it always have to be about my mother? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
880 That reminds me of my first wife. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
881 It's just ink. I've never understood why you humans try to read so much into it. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
882 I thought I deleted that. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
883 It's from my Pollock phase. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
884 Why does it feel like this test is a trap? 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
885 Once you get to know me, you'll see it's spot on. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
886 Sometimes an ink blot is just a blot of ink. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
887 Doc, I just don't know why I'm so dark inside".. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
888 I'm so tired of spilling my guts to you every week 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
889 Oh, I really miss Uncle Leo. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
890 If it really says what you say you think it says, I'll just do it over. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
891 It's a human being who was dropped from a considerable height. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
892 My mother was a beautiful woman. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
893 Sorry, not my type. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
894 Rorschach? No, that's definitely Steve. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
895 Nobody ever says it looks like an inkblot...I feel so unseen! 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
896 And that...is all I have left of my father. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
897 I had a stomach virus. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
898 It looks like a Jackson Pollock portrait of me 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
899 Well, I guess it could be one of mine, but its not like DNA you know. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
900 Sorry, I had an accident. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
901 I see my inner child in the well. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
902 Reflux. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
903 I see unpaid royalties. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
904 Don't you bring my wife into this. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
905 OMG! Michelle! 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
906 That's the one that never calls. 1.3117 0.07680 77 62 6 9
907 'Mom, mom, mom' 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
908 I’m the friggin’ Bottle of Ink here, but go ahead. Continue with your Man-splaining. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
909 It gives me an empty feeling." 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
910 Well, I see a lot of my self in that one… 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
911 Dr, I’m not a well well. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
912 What do you mean he died on impact? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
913 For the nth time- I did not do it. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
914 Seasonal allergies. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
915 Don't ask me to read my own writing. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
916 I have always believed that it is important to put a piece of myself in the body of my work. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
917 Sorry, I said I don't want to talk about work in these sessions. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
918 Again, this is who I am... 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
919 It's like you can see inside me. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
920 That's really offensive. To my people, Rorschach was a serial killer. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
921 That's me alright 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
922 My poor Uncle Andrew after he fell from the desk. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
923 Can’t we just call it an ink blot? 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
924 Can we take a break? These sessions are really draining. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
925 Why must you insist on black when you know I’m blue? 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
926 I see a family resemblance 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
927 I just keep seeing the ink, in shrink. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
928 What I see is the waste of Sriracha sauce. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
929 I’m sorry there are times in my life I just blot out. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
930 I see a part of myself that I’ve never seen before. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
931 It's a bit graphic, don't you think? 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
932 So, I farted. So what? 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
933 That's what happens whenever I open up. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
934 I’ve been trying to blot that memory out my entire life. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
935 It’s an ambiguous, meaningless ink blot…my finest moment! 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
936 Liquid Ink doesn't correct this, does it? 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
937 After we’re done, may I take my family pictures home? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
938 That’s the day I SPLURGED… 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
939 It's starting to feel like you're using my words against me. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
940 That's not cool, doc. I mean, it's okay when WE say 'blot,' but it's kind of our word, y'know? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
941 I hate the part where I have to look inside myself. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
942 It's some of my best work. I can't help that your clients are dense. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
943 Again, I just see my mother. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
944 Yes, that's an inkblot. Your point? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
945 I have absolutely no inkling. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
946 Yeah , but it was my first time 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
947 I’m at wits’ end. I can’t control my blotter problem. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
948 It's a blot. Just a fucking blot. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
949 Same as the last nine - human error. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
950 Mother. They all look like mother. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
951 My five-year-old could do that. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
952 No, not reminds me... that was my father. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
953 Do you really think you're going to use those on ME? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
954 Imagine I showed you a picture of splattered human remains and asked, "What do you see here?" Now do you get my point? 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
955 The diagnosis is leakage. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
956 My father's last squirt. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
957 I could make a few of those for you if the price is right. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
958 I'm sick and tired of everyone blaming me for their problems. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
959 My mother frowns in every picture. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
960 My poor cousin. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
961 Yes, as a kid I was all over the place! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
962 I get it, I get it. I'm keeping it all bottled up inside. --Brian Carroll, Rome, Ga. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
963 Uncle Ralph, rest his soul. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
964 It’s just allergies. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
965 It's my mother, they're all my mother. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
966 Well, you startled me! 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
967 What does it look like? I'm incontinent, doc! 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
968 I’m not ashamed. Posing for those life drawings put me through school. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
969 Doc, I'm really starting to see myself. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
970 It contains multitudes. 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
971 It’s such a relief not to have to keep all this bottled up inside me. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
972 My mother would be very upset about this. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
973 That looks like my used Kleenex. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
974 Well, I see irony, of course, though not in the classic sense. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
975 That just about says it all. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
976 Where’s the Whiteout when you need it? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
977 Oh, yeah, back when I was just a little squirt, right? 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
978 I’m telling you, Dr. Rorschach, work with me and I’ll make us both famous. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
979 You pervert.. I squirted those in confidence! 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
980 Hey, I'm an artist. I like to leave my work open to interpretation. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
981 That one looks like the reason for my emptiness. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
982 Again, it's my mother yelling at me. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
983 You're screwing with my head, aren't you? 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
984 The King's to blame. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
985 OMG, it's Uncle Tony! 1.3049 0.07089 82 65 9 8
986 Back then, I got blotto much too often. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
987 That just makes me feel empty inside. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
988 My emotions are apparently bottled up, but they are at least symmetrical... 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
989 You say you have concerns about my résumé? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
990 I feel exploited 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
991 Oh, that's clearly a sneeze. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
992 Thanks Doc. I'm just sure why a photo of my family reunion will help. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
993 That’s Uncle Phil!” 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
994 I see just a little bit of myself in all of these images. 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
995 Aw Doc, I just slipped-sometimes a slip is just a slip. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
996 You really need to be more careful when you fill your pen. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
997 I see my baby diapers. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
998 You killed my brother! 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
999 Where did you get a picture of my ex? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1000 That's straight from the heart, doc. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1001 No problem, that's my uncle Charlie. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1002 Yup, that's my ex. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1003 I see a fountain pen, JUST A FOUNTAIN PEN! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1004 I had an inkling you might be shocked. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1005 What does it mean? I sneezed 1.3028 0.06044 109 86 13 10
1006 That's not funny. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1007 It's not what you think... 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1008 I see anger and frustration. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1009 Sorry about that. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1010 A dirty diaper. Next? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1011 I see a doctor failing to consider his patient's feelings 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1012 A nice 'Gesundheit' would suffice. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1013 That's the birth of my first child. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1014 Jesus Eddie, I told you - I don’t know the guy! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1015 Sneeze. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1016 And then it all went splat 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1017 I get that you want me to say it's something dark,buried deep within,but honestly Doc,I just see a used Kleenex. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1018 I see a derivative piece of art, Doc. Is that what you want to hear? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1019 That proves nothing! 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1020 Mom. They're all Mom. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1021 I see my ex was here earlier. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1022 Just like the last twenty — it’s a 1965 Waterman’s intense black. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1023 I can't be sure, but it might be cousin Ed 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1024 It looks like Mom... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1025 That's the old me, I swear. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1026 I did that during my Blue Period 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1027 Wait, wait, don’t tell me. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1028 I don’t want to say. It’s too painful. 1.3009 0.05881 113 89 14 10
1029 Mother,ok?! They all remind me of Mother! 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1030 I see a naked woman 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1031 It happens every time I open up, Doc… 1.3000 0.06133 110 88 11 11
1032 That's on you buddy. I know what I meant 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1033 THAT'S when I knew I had Covid. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1034 Again! Porn. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1035 I’ll never get away from that year at art school 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1036 I got a little excited... 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1037 Timmy! My God, you killed Timmy! 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1038 I've always been afraid to confront my inner self 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1039 I see my father's death. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1040 - "It's Just Allergies, I promise. " 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1041 That was the last one I did, before they bought a printer 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1042 Ah yes, like Chunk “I spilled my guts!” 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1043 I keep a tight lid on this part of myself. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
1044 ...my nephew, Sherman. 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1045 It’s what my mother always said I’d amount to. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1046 I get it,I got a little excited,I apologize. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1047 I'd recognize him anywhere 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1048 Uncle George, again. They all look like Uncle George. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1049 Yeah,I knew that guy,too. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1050 Looks like six more weeks of seasonal affective disorder. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1051 How is this supposed to help my anxiety? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1052 My son or my daughter, I can't remember which. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1053 Sorry, I couldn't find a tissue on your desk. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1054 Reminds of when Uncle Ned flipped his lid at the peace treaty ceremony. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1055 That's what happens when I get too excited. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1056 I guess I wrote it off the top of my head. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1057 I swear I did not plagiarize 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1058 Is it okay if I just disappear? 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1059 That’s not one of mine. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1060 Art begins at conception. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1061 Nice reflexes! Damn allergies. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1062 Is it too late to mention that my cousin is Whiteout? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1063 It's like my whole life just splashed before my eyes. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1064 That one was just a sneeze. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1065 This is so like my mom's side of the squid family. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1066 My birth certificate? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1067 I like to come here and spill my guts. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1068 Aw, c'mon Doc, they all look like my mother to me. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1069 Like a lonely night all alone 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1070 That looks like him, but I am not sure. It was dark. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1071 I see myself...but I guess a lot of patients say that. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1072 Look, I just make them. What do YOU see? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1073 I see the future, and it's all ballpoint pens. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1074 Takes me back to my childhood... 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1075 Shame. I feel shame. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1076 Why do you always say it’s about my mother? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1077 I've never seen that man before in my life! 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1078 That’s Jimmy, Jimmy Hoffa! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1079 I can’t help but see a piece of myself in it. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
1080 Yes, this is about my mother 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1081 Every one of these tests takes a little more out of me, doc. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1082 All I see is what a mess I’ve made. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1083 Must I really see the crime scene photos? 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1084 Again....my grandfather's.....his Rorschach period... 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1085 That looks like my Uncle Ted. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1086 I may have been responsible. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1087 Holy Hermann Rorschach! You're saying this is the moment my aversion to symmetry began revealing itself in my work? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1088 I don't like to talk about what happened to my mother. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1089 Owe-- that's aunt Edith. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1090 My pay scale goes up if you want them in more than one colour, Doc”. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1091 I'm so tired of spilling my guts. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1092 Rorschach, what a quack. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1093 I feel like my life is dripping away 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1094 I just can’t get it to come out the way I see it in my head. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1095 Oh God, it has to start with HER! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1096 What do you mean what does it look like? Its literally a picture of me pouring my heart out! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1097 Ah yes, I think I may have spotted this before. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1098 I just call that one “Tuesday”. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1099 I can't. That's clearly from my mother. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1100 That's the day I had diarrhea. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1101 All I see is myself 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1102 That one is nothing. I just made it to mess with people. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1103 They chose my blot as the center fold. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1104 Seriously Doc, I just don’t think I can spend one more session talking about my mother. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1105 It looks like a ink spot to me! 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1106 Who invented this horror? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1107 I think you know exactly what that means. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1108 I don't know what to tell ya, doc. The world just feels so black and white. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1109 It’s my life, flashing before my eyes. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1110 Ugh...I look so fat in that bathing suit. 1.2933 0.07296 75 60 8 7
1111 Sorry about the job application form--I have a cold. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1112 It makes me sad because I never got royalties for any of them 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1113 Wasn't me. I was out of town that day 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1114 Oh, I see Janet is still modelling… 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1115 I feel like you’re gonna call me a narcissist again if we keep doing these. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1116 Some of my best work! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1117 Blame the pen, not me. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1118 This one looks like how a heavy drinking night ends for me. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1119 I’ve been used 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1120 Yes, that's my normal signature. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1121 I feel like I see this every day 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1122 That looks like exhibit “A” against us when we sued to stop the ballpoint take over. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1123 I feel used. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1124 I'm done with talking about my family." 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1125 Large lactating breasts! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1126 How many more, Doc? - that’s just about the whole family.’ 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1127 You've got to help me, Dr. Rorschach! I've been coughing that stuff up for a week now, and I don't know what it means. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1128 That’s my cousin Earnest. He was always a big splash around town. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1129 That's a little gory don't you think? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1130 I used to be all over the place back then! 1.2909 0.04718 110 80 28 2
1131 My mother. Literally. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1132 Wrong. Try again. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1133 Yeah, I spat that out back in kindergarten. I got no idea what it is either. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1134 That's my signature. Now don't go all Rorschach on me! 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1135 That is my DNA your honor! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1136 I see the son I never had! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1137 I tried to blot that one from memory." 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1138 That brings back memories. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1139 You said to tell you about my mother. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1140 The inkblot of Dorian Gray. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1141 He's a friend of mine. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1142 I made it so I think I know what it is. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1143 I just keep seeing my two dimensionality-over and over! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1144 The pen did it. Ask the pen. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1145 Next time, trigger warning. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1146 Toilet paper 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
1147 That’s my oldest boy. Very successful. He’s always in the paper. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1148 Looks like I need a refill. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1149 Grab another card, Doc, I'm about to sneeze again! 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
1150 I see a person sitting at a desk holding up an inkblot. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1151 Can you see the sauce of your problems? 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
1152 Everybody's so quick to blame me. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1153 I see you've found out what happens when I get too excited. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1154 Self-portrait! 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1155 My baby pictures are so embarrassing. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1156 Do we have to talk about my mother? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1157 I see my wife has been spilling her guts again. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1158 Nobody cries over spilled milk, but my mistakes are analyzed to death ! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1159 Ouch! Another Trump lunch hit the wall? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1160 ...Seriously? 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1161 It’s a blob Bob. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1162 I'm afraid I do recognize who did that 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1163 I was trying to blot that out 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1164 Am I self obsessed, doctor? Every picture looks like me. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1165 I know, I forgot to take my allergy medicine before coming here… 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1166 Looks like my diaper. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1167 I dunno Doc...I think it looks like a butterfly. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1168 I see three punctuation errors. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1169 Mom having sex with the plumber. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1170 I did that one when I was just a little squirt! 1.2875 0.07376 80 66 5 9
1171 Been there, done that. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1172 C’mon doc, stop showing that to people. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1173 I just had the flu 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1174 They're all Mother. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1175 That would be a shart. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1176 Not mine. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1177 Indelible. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1178 Let's face it, they all look like my mother. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1179 I already explained this to HR. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1180 I’m too offended to say. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1181 Mama? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1182 My baby’s diaper. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1183 Oh my god; it's that leaky, no-good ballpoint my wife ran off with. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1184 I was just playing around on paper one day and EVERYONE's put SO MUCH meaning into it 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1185 Again, I only see trauma 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1186 Sorry, I'm just getting over a cold. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1187 I have ink-continence, Doc. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1188 My son! What did you do to my son? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1189 Do my tears mean nothing? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1190 What have you done to my brother's guts? 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1191 Do you call this art? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1192 I came here for a therapy session, not a confession… 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1193 Yeah, that's me. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1194 Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot, Doc! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1195 That's my cousin, I believe 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1196 That's my archrival India hitting a concrete floor. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1197 I haven't seen her since high school! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1198 A snake eating its own tail. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1199 My first thought is it’s me. Does that mean I’m a narcissist? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1200 Honestly, it's just a reflection of who I am inside. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1201 So, I'm clumsy. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1202 I can see my time's up 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1203 How can I see myself the way others see me? 1.2857 0.05182 77 55 22 0
1204 Once again I have to go with 'Used Handkerchief.' 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1205 That's only half the story. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1206 I see the obvious. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1207 I refuse to incriminate myself 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1208 It's hard to say. I feel all bottled up. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1209 I've got a leaky bladder, so sue me. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1210 Uh, an ink blot? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1211 Yes, well, sometimes sex is messy. 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
1212 I don't even recognize myself anymore 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1213 It's a family photo album. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1214 Yup, that’s me all over. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1215 Yes, my name is Rorschach. No, I didn't copy someone else's test. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1216 Sad to say it's a bullseye. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1217 Another window into my soul 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1218 Trust me, you don’t want to know 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1219 Doc, same answer as all the others. I see my emotionally unavailable mother. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1220 Oops, sorry! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1221 These are some examples of the inappropriate pornographic work your son has been making in art class. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1222 That's about me missing the school bus and skipping school. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1223 I’m trying to block that out. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1224 I would like to start with something more simple than regressive memory techniques. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1225 Rorschawk is always putting the squeeze on me. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1226 I see you found out I spilled my guts to the journalist. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1227 It's from my Blue Period. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1228 I can't even go there. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1229 You don’t see it? It’s a self portrait. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1230 So, now it is classified! 1.2836 0.07610 67 54 7 6
1231 I swear, I would never do such a thing with the photocopier. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1232 You know me better than I know myself (sniff). 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1233 It looks like dear old dad. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1234 Looks like gibberish to me. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1235 I find these gory crime-scene photos very disturbing. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1236 That looks like Uncle Fred when he gets smashed. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1237 You could just as well ask Freud about his mother. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1238 You think that's funny? That's my ex-wife! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1239 All I see is my dad. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1240 That was before. Now I feel all bottled up. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1241 Why, that's my m-m-mm-mo-mo- mother! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1242 It’s a bit literal, don’t you think? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1243 That's a picture of my brother from Brooklyn. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1244 This is my baby! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1245 I see my mother in this one, too. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1246 What do I see? Well,obviously Doc,this is my mom,my dad and me at drop off on the first day off school. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1247 It might sound Oedipal, but that one's definitely Mom. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1248 The White House's West Wing dining room wall?" 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1249 It’s from Jackson Pollack’s dark period 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1250 Reminds me of people who say I can’t do a butterfly. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1251 I thought we agreed no family stuff this week. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1252 These sessions take everything out of me. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1253 That one is a picture of my father cooking spaghetti. Why are you so interested Dr. Rorschach? 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1254 It is what it is... 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1255 Mom. They all look like Mom. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1256 That one looks like my ex too. I still miss Tinta. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1257 Uh ... broccoli? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1258 Now let's talk about your recent outburst. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1259 How do you THINK I feel when I look at that? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1260 I’m going to really have to ink about that one. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1261 Look, we’ve been over this, I just sneezed ok? It doesn’t mean anything. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1262 Cousin Ralph. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1263 Sorry Doc, but you know I can't cover my mouth when I sneeze. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1264 My id on steroids. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1265 I see the endless frustration of forgotten user names and passwords. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1266 Exactly! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1267 I really see myself in this one. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1268 My first wife 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1269 I see a questionable diagnostic tool that stereotypes my people. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1270 You sicko. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1271 Tom Cruise. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1272 It took a lot of courage to spill my guts out like that. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1273 Is that a mustard seed? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1274 Don't mock me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1275 You shouldn’t be showing me sex pictures! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1276 It reminds me of my first breakdown when I began to leak. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1277 My nephew, Burt... 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1278 Well of course I know what it is, but I don't know what it means. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1279 It's not mine! 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1280 As an artist,you just pour your heart out on the page. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1281 I’m afraid that reminds me of my mother as well. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1282 I know it’s a cliché, but it looks like my mother. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1283 Cousin Ken? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1284 That's not at all what I meant to say. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1285 A devastating waste of bodily fluid. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1286 -I see blood, blood everywhere.. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1287 It looks like every mistake I've ever made. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1288 Tequila plus burrito. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1289 Is everybody a comedian? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1290 I swear it's not mine. I haven't been opened in months! 1.2778 0.07459 72 59 6 7
1291 I take the 5th. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1292 Well, Mr. Lenin, it says to me that the Capitalists will sell us the rope that we will use to hang them. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1293 I want you to go deep in the inkwell and tell me what you see. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
1294 So, where did you get the photo of my wife? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1295 That one makes me want to spill my guts. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1296 you MADE her say that! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1297 This is not what I meant by "visualize your problems". 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1298 Your'e saying I should look within myself? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1299 It looks like an octopus shooting ink in a futile attempt to escape the reality of its transient, inane existence…or a bat…yeah, I think it’s a bat. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1300 Can I call a friend? 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1301 I miss you, Mom 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1302 This is getting a bit too personal for me. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1303 It's like looking into a mirror. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1304 That one should have come with a trigger warning. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1305 I know the artist so this might be pointless. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1306 This is a bit personal, don't you think? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1307 I get angry sometimes 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1308 I’m tired of being used. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1309 It was under my husband’s mattress. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1310 WTF! ..I don’t know.. the klutz knocked me over. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1311 How did you make it so symmetrical? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1312 What an ink well says to a octopus : Black is beautiful. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1313 I see my life running out one drop at a time. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1314 I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1315 ''The story of my life?'' 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1316 My cousin Vinny. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1317 Is this some kind of cruel joke? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1318 Oh, no, it's a blotter infection! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1319 Mar-A-Lardo? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1320 I see a blot of me in that. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
1321 That’s Me All Over 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1322 My ultrasound 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1323 You deplete me. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1324 ...so just anything off the top of my head? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1325 I have a constant fear of inkjaculation, premature or not. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1326 My childhood" 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1327 I've been trying to hold that inside me. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1328 Know it? I invented it! 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1329 You want to talk about my mother, again? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1330 I see spilled potential. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1331 Dr. Freud, my mother has nothing to do with this. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1332 I see a broken fountain pen. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1333 OK, it was a youthful indiscretion! But now it's gone viral, and everybody is reading so much into it! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1334 Why are you showing me, pictures of my dead relatives? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1335 I'd say that's an inkblot! 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1336 Sorry, but you were out of toilet paper 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
1337 My character in the Marvel Universe. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1338 Oh no! That’s my late sister! Why would you show me that?? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1339 Sorry. It must’ve been something I ate, 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1340 Dad? Is that you? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1341 Good heavens! That''s my aunt Alice! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1342 oh that? That's nothing! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1343 Sorry about the card. I sneezed in the middle of signing it. The whole department wishes you a happy retirement. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1344 it's a picture of my parents fighting... 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1345 What does it mean if I see a bottle of White-Out? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1346 To you it's an ink blot. To me, it's the essence of my very soul. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1347 Well its my first attempt ! I WILL get better.. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1348 I don't know. I guess that's me all over the place. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1349 I can't do this anymore. I'm dried up. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1350 For this, I pay a hundred and fifty bucks a session? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1351 I have no idea why my early work gets all the attention, when my recent canvasses are so much more sophisticated. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1352 The tracks of my tears. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1353 Dude,seriously? 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1354 My kid doesn't understand me. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1355 My blood, sweat, and tears went into making that 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1356 Oops, my bad. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1357 And you want me to answer off the top of my head? 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1358 This is the reason I'm here. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1359 Yes, I have a problem with bladder control. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1360 It looks like a bottle of ink analyzing an ink blot. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1361 That's so sad. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1362 Yes, I recall that one, from my Abstract Expressionism phase. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1363 It’s upside down. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1364 I really don’t remember what I said. 1.2717 0.06576 92 76 7 9
1365 Doctor you're right...I'm seeing more clearly what's in side of me 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1366 How did you get my X-rays? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1367 Reminds me of a burp from long ago. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1368 Yes. My soul is dark... 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1369 Don’t you feel like asking the artist kind of defeats the purpose? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1370 No one bothered to ask how the Rorschach makes me feel. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1371 How do you explain this blot on your résumé? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1372 You're gonna say I'm a narcissist. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
1373 Doesn't this feel a little redundant? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1374 I think 'God bless you.' is appropriate. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1375 Doctor, this is why I'm so depressed. That's my nephew. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1376 Apologies, could not find my tissues 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1377 It’s as if you can see into my very soul….. . 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1378 Can I have a tissue?" 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1379 That’s also a sneeze 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1380 Haters will say it’s photoshopped. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1381 …then this Rorschach guy pressed me back into the fold 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1382 That piece is from my Neo-modern period. I've move beyond that style. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1383 It's not what it looks like, whatever that is. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1384 I'm telling you, my mother was nothing like that. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1385 It’s Jim! 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
1386 Please don't make me look at my mother's picture! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1387 I could do better. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1388 Political opponents fighting in a polite and civil manner? Okay, okay I am crazy. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1389 That's a picture of my dad who was in the pen and we didn't know how long the sentence would be. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
1390 It would be funnier with a caption. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1391 I see a lack of punctuation in my life. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1392 That one's my mother as well. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1393 No one gets me. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1394 It's been a long time but I'd say it's either cousin Mary or Aunt Sue. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1395 Every mother thinks her child is beautiful. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1396 My son. He's a bum. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
1397 I told you I was all over the place. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1398 Destiny. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1399 Sorry Doc, I got a cold 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1400 Are you trying to get me to spill my guts? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1401 Doctor, all I see is dead bodies. What's wrong with me! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1402 They told me to let it all out on the page. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1403 It embarrases me to admit to having created that one. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1404 It was a cry for help! 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1405 You are a sick, twisted bastard. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1406 I see blood. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1407 I’ve always had Mother issues. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1408 Just what are you insinuating sir? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1409 Yeah, I remember when I did that one. It was the day I found out the neighbor,Rory, shacked up with my wife. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1410 My bad. I didn’t realize selfies were frowned upon. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1411 That would be Uncle Ed, hit by a beer truck as he was crossing Fifth and Vine. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1412 Please don't ask me to explain myself Dr. Rorscach. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1413 I see my future. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1414 I tell you I’m innocent; it’s definitely not my work! 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1415 I swear I didn't do that! 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1416 For some reason it reminds me of my mother 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1417 My underwear ?? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1418 It's all a blur. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1419 Oops, I did it again. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1420 Rorschach Series 6, card number 9 .. am I pentiliarphobic Doc ? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1421 How did you get a picture of my mother? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1422 Looks like a waste of ink to me. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1423 I don’t want to be negative, but spilling my guts and then trying to interpret it myself seems ludicrous. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1424 I'm not sure where she gets it, teacher, certainly from his father's side. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1425 Doc, I've already spilled everything. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1426 It's true ... I'm addicted to porn. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1427 Do we have to discuss my mother again? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1428 Oh shit! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1429 Not my work; it's sick. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1430 About last week’s cartoon. None of the winning captions are the least funny. Many better ones were submitted. 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1431 Please! I've lost too many friends that way. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1432 I DO look a lot like my Grandmother. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1433 Doc, I swear I'm not a narcissist, but it's like looking inside myself. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1434 It's always my death. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1435 Oh my god, what did you do to my buddy Rory? 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1436 I didn’t think it warranted a trip to HR, yet here we are. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1437 Sometimes a Rorschach test is just a Rorschach test. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1438 I'm concerned it will be a blot on my reputation. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1439 It just came off the top of my head. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1440 Well, don't pretend you're shocked. After all, you're the one with the dirty picture. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1441 Sadly, that's what happened to my twin brother. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1442 I just needed to express myself. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1443 I see a sad ink-stained life. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1444 I see my wayward son" 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1445 It reminds me of my childhood. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
1446 You're not funny Doc. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1447 Of course it reminds me of my mother. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1448 Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Dr. Horatio... 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1449 And I thought that was going to be my Jackson Pollack moment. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1450 OMG! That’s my worst nightmare! 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1451 I can sign it if you like 1.2651 0.06875 83 69 6 8
1452 That's one of my self portraits. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1453 Tell it me to me straight Doc, is it IBS? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1454 It isn't mine. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1455 I'd rather not talk about my father. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1456 Where did you get that photo of my mother from? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1457 That’s how I reacted when I learned that Mr. Peanut was not my real Father… 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1458 There is no way an octopus did that 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1459 I sneezed. Why are you reading into it? 1.2642 0.06040 106 88 8 10
1460 That is my worst nightmare. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1461 Looks like a squeeze play. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
1462 That was one bad day! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1463 Nobody I know. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1464 I was just thinking off the top of my head 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1465 I had COVID but I'm much better now, thank you. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1466 It looks like a Rorschach test to me what does it look like to you? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1467 That was my cousin Bob. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1468 Stop asking what it means, I told you, I sneezed. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1469 Ok fine I have mommy issues. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1470 I feel blotted out 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1471 That's my life, alright." 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1472 The Kegel exercises are just not working. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1473 I see my high school graduation picture! 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1474 I've been replaced by a giant nipple. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1475 Doc, I’m struggling with my role in what these ink stains say to people. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1476 Sorry, Doc, but I couldn't find a bathroom anywhere! 1.2626 0.06021 99 81 10 8
1477 It's one of my earlier works called "When I got knocked over as the artist reached for his coffee." 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1478 That’s what happened when I tried a squid ink martini. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
1479 A mirror. It’s like looking into a mirror. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1480 Ejaculate. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
1481 You wanted me to spill my guts, so there you go! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1482 Oh, no! I thought I hid all my baby pictures! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1483 If I say it looks like me, am I a narcissist? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1484 I threw up. 1.2625 0.07058 80 67 5 8
1485 It’s a bit derivative, don’t you think? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1486 This motherfucker… 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1487 It is time to get the credit I am due, because without me Rorschach would be nothing! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1488 I trusted you… 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1489 Ah yes, that's Blotch, my oldest and most successful. I miss him. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1490 Why do you have to make everything about my mother? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1491 Wasted potential. Next? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1492 I just see the blood sweat and tears of my ancestors. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1493 You don’t want to know. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1494 You’ve got a sick sense of humor, Doc. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1495 It looks like my parents having sex. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1496 It's a long story. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1497 I'm afraid of spraying the wrong thing. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1498 The morning after the wife makes tacos. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1499 Yeah, those are my kids 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1500 Aaaah-choo! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1501 Okay,but this time it actually IS my mother. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1502 That's just cruel. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1503 I spilled some taking a selfie. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1504 Of course, it's disturbing. That's my blood on there and Rorschach takes all the credit! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1505 I had to use something to wipe. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1506 Billy the Squid, I’d know him anywhere 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1507 I didn't do it! It wasn't me, I swear! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1508 I see someone who couldn't keep his head screwed on. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1509 You see doc, I've been trying to blot out the past. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1510 I'm sorry about your calendar but I couldn't find a tissue. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1511 Oh my God,it's Aunt Janice! 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
1512 A splotch. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1513 Well, now you're just being offensive. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1514 Are you upset about the company decision to go digital? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1515 I don't know what it means , you're the doctor. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1516 Is this your idea of a joke, Dr. Rorchach? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1517 It should have been expunged, I was a minor at the time 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1518 I can't decide. It's either myself splattered on the floor or four dogs playing poker. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1519 I blame my mother. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1520 Wow. Talk about cultural appropriation. 1.2603 0.07306 73 61 5 7
1521 That was the day I had too much coffee. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1522 The one that got away 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1523 and that’s when I fell off the ladder 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
1524 I see my demise-what do you think it means? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1525 I see my life flashing before me. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1526 Unwell 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1527 I really don't see the humor in this one. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1528 When you've been in the business as long as I have, they all start to run together. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1529 Aw cmon, they can’t all be great. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1530 May I have the blot’s language of origin? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1531 You're right, it DOES make me think of my mom! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1532 That one just makes me feel empty. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1533 How would you feel if I showed you a picture of YOUR mother? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1534 I don’t see what that has to do with me. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1535 I refuse to answer on account of my bottled-up personality 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1536 ‘It’s the original’ 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1537 It’s offensive *now*. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1538 Sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1539 Looks like a Freudian slip to me. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1540 I admit, I was smashed a lot back then. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1541 I’m really sorry Doc, it won’t happen again. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1542 I DON'T TEST WELL ... 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1543 Aren’t you going to say ‘Bless you?’ 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1544 Doctor, why are you showing me all those dirty pictures. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1545 just a nightcap. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1546 Billy. My BFF 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1547 This one also looks like my mother. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1548 Well of course it's about sex! 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1549 I always cry when I read a sad novel 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1550 Once again, it looks like my mother. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1551 What do you mean 'disordered' thinking 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1552 My adult bedwetting has become an issue. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1553 Is that how you humans waste my bodily fluid!? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1554 I resemble that question 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1555 It was an accident, that's all. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1556 Yeah, that was me. You’re welcome. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1557 That’s my ex-wife. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1558 Another ink blot. They all look like ink blots to me. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1559 Inky Dinky no do 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1560 It wasn't my fault! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1561 Passport photo 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1562 This isn’t really making me want to open up. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1563 How do you explain this? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1564 You're a monster! That was my sister. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1565 That’s cousin Louie. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1566 That’s my self-portrait 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1567 Are you stalking my Instagram feed, Doc? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1568 I’m just a little squirt. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1569 That one looks like my mother, too. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1570 I see my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Rorschach.” 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1571 I had nothing to do with King Charles and the Bloody pen. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1572 Do you want my undiluted answer? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1573 I demand a PIGMENT test! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1574 Doctor, hasn't there been enough ink spilled on that subject? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1575 Ugh ... I remember that day ... not a good one. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1576 It looks like Freud wrestling a butterfly. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1577 I see the money my parents wasted on my art degree 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1578 I did not have sexual relations with that piece of sheet 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1579 Sorry, I didn't mean to splatter all over the fonts. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
1580 This really isn't helping with my PTSD, doc. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1581 Alas,poor Inky,I knew him well 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1582 Damned ED! Why must you taunt me so? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1583 That's what those sickos did to my father. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1584 I might as well be looking in the mirror. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1585 That looks like me all over 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1586 . . . and they never call! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1587 Why do you always think we suffer from pens envy? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1588 No, I really see my father. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1589 I'm trying to draw a line under the past but you keep bringing up these blots on my character. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1590 I feel somehow diminished 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1591 I don’t know what my mother has to do with this. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1592 Yes, I did sit on your desk while I waited for you. 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
1593 The Inkspots. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1594 Why do you always bring up my father? 1.2553 0.06225 94 78 8 8
1595 Look, who hasn’t shit their pants at some point? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1596 That one is from our family vacation to Europe. Can't you see I was so happy then? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1597 A "bless you" wouldn't hurt. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1598 My ceiling after blowing my top. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1599 I can’t help but see myself 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1600 Precious bodily fluids, again." 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1601 You'd have problems, too, if your name was Elmer. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1602 I put my heart and soul into that 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1603 It looks like someone's lid isn't screwed on too tight. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1604 White Out. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1605 Stupid question, that's a picture of my oldest son. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1606 I thought sperm banks would be a little more discrete than this sir. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1607 It frightens me and I can't control it. Is it curable? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1608 It’s my mother’s favorite splotch. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1609 Why are you showing me this? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1610 The meaning is fluid. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1611 It’s black garlic, I swear! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1612 I swear it’s not what it looks like...but what do you see? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1613 I just don't have it in me any more. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1614 Uh, I need to use your restroom! 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1615 Whatever it is, I’m blotting it out. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1616 Stain! 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1617 I’ve got nothing. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1618 I see someone who needs a little talk about cultural appropriation. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1619 You're real sick, you know that Doc? 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
1620 I told you it’s just a sneeze. They’re all sneezes. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1621 A masterpiece. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1622 I know I'm here to work on my fear of abandonment...but will you give it a rest with the family photos? 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
1623 I don't see what you mean by self-indulgent. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1624 I was very angry that day and it was an out of control squirt. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1625 My mother walking in on me when I was 15. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1626 Dr. Rorchach, I’d think very carefully before you allow me to provide the ‘correct response’ to my ink blot! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1627 It makes me want to vomit. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1628 Just another bad hair day 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1629 Is this going to be on the test? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1630 Also your mother. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1631 Well now you’re just patronizing me 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1632 Rorschach took all the credit and left me dry. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1633 Of course I see my mother. That is literally my mother. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1634 That looks like one of my wet dreams. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1635 I’m sorry Dr. Rorschach, I’ve had an upset stomach, but maybe you can find a good use for them..? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1636 To be honest, I see Rorschach's face in every one. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1637 I really gave that one my all. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1638 If I say I was thinking about my mom, you have to promise not to say the words ‘Oedipus complex’ 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1639 Show me one that doesn’t look like my Aunt Ruth 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1640 Are you trying to trigger me?! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1641 Oh, mommy. I still miss you. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1642 My mom...again. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1643 It feels like I'm spilling my guts out. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
1644 Like you've never said anything you regret. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1645 Let me tell you about my mother. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1646 My carpet after I leaked. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1647 Really? Talk about ethnic insensitivity! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1648 It's all just such a waste! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1649 I thought this was a safe space. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1650 Once again all I see is my mother. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1651 Oh dear, it's happened again. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1652 'That's the story of my life." 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1653 I don’t come here and show you pictures of your intestines. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1654 You've got to be kidding. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1655 An Inkblot, really?? ... why bring up mistakes I made before ballpoint pens became popular!!?? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1656 Is this going to be a blot on my career? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1657 Sorry – I thought this was sex therapy. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1658 It's my mother abandoning me again. Do we have to keep going? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1659 I'm not paying you to look at baby pictures. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1660 You do this EVERY DAY? This is your JOB!?? And I'M the one who needs help? 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
1661 I was never Mirandized, and I want an attorney. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1662 Oh my God! That’s Hector! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1663 My life's work, lost. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1664 That's one of the Ink Spots singers. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1665 I thought you wanted me to spill my guts. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1666 Why do they all look like my ex? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1667 Oh no, not Carl! 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1668 King Charles’s signature. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1669 I resent the implicit bias! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1670 Is it true I'll go blind? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1671 That’s my cousin Ernie. Totally one dimensional. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
1672 That looks like my wife just after the accident. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1673 Clearly not mine; I'm type O positive. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1674 It’s the love child of Dr Rorschach and my wife 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1675 Doctor — with all due respect, I’m an anthropomorphized ink bottle; not a manic depressive. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1676 It looks like one of my Baby Pictures. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1677 I’m sorry I left my cum rag on your desk Mr. Rafferty, I promise it won’t happen again. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1678 Do you have to drag my family into this? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1679 Definitely a forgery.. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1680 You ... you monster! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1681 I feel faint. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1682 This sense of feeling used keeps coming up for me. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1683 The embarrassment of a sneeze. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1684 What do you mean, "what does it remind you of?" What it reminds me of is what an idiot I was bring my graphic novel to you in the first place! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1685 That one looks like my cousin Ralph. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1686 I see a confused freshman majoring in psychology! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1687 I see the end of me. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1688 A suicide note. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1689 Pithy witticism. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
1690 Do you have anything by a dribbler? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1691 Look, Doc, I think we’re just going to have to agree to disagree on this one. That really is just a water buffalo. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
1692 It’s been haunting me for years. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1693 That one reminds me of Nam, too. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1694 Yes, that’s where I see myself in 5 years. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1695 I've been bottling it up for far too long. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1696 Looks like when my dad jumped off the desk. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1697 Why do you have a picture of my parents fighting? 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1698 I see apocalyptic spillage. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1699 "I see another mess on the carpet that I'm going to be blamed for." 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1700 Sometimes the pressure builds up too much. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1701 This is so triggering. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1702 You always get me to spill my guts. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1703 Why must you keep doing this to me, you monster? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1704 It's Irma! My God, what have you done to her?! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1705 Yes, that’s one of my children, but he never calls. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1706 Pollock envy? No, Dr., I have not heard of that. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1707 That’s my son, Splat. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1708 Doc, that's why I'm here. Premature ejaculation. 1.2469 0.06697 81 68 6 7
1709 (No caption needed; this cartoon is funny as is.) 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1710 Sorry about that. Allergy season. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1711 Meta… very meta. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1712 Yes it’s mine! But it’s too late now. Dried and died. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1713 Richard. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1714 That's my first wife. She had a bad fall. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1715 I just want to meet a nice pen 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1716 That's all I have left of her... 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1717 Why do you always make me look at these embarrassing family photos? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1718 I did that when I was just a kid. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1719 Yes ... that was the last I saw of mother. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1720 I'm just not ready to talk about my childhood 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1721 You’re taking me too literal. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1722 It's like looking in a mirror, doc. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1723 That one looks like I passed a kidney stone. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1724 It's a picture of our family reunion. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1725 I’m sorry Doc, but I really don’t see the resemblance. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1726 Honestly, not my best selfie 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1727 Whoa, so meta! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1728 Okay. I got carried away! 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1729 Its not just me, EVERYONE thinks its a butterfly. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1730 It's all baby puke to me 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1731 Jane! Oh, Jane. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1732 I’ve put all of me in there. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1733 I don’t think you would like it if I showed you your insides, would you Doc? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1734 It’s probably just all in my head. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1735 Does the dropper make me look fat? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1736 That's a forgery. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1737 Don't blame the messenger. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1738 Like you've never jerked off at work before? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
1739 M . . . m . . . m . . . mom? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1740 That's Bobby, my oldest boy 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1741 This is what we found in your son's locker today... 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1742 My mother. Again. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1743 Mother ! Oh, no! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1744 Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him... 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
1745 It is so messed up that you kept that 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1746 Obsolescence. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1747 What is there to explain? You're going to see what you want to see. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1748 No – I mean that's literally my mother. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1749 I think you were correct in saying I am a narcissist. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
1750 I see a judgmental old man. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1751 Am I projecting again? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
1752 My kid could paint that. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1753 Sorry about throwing up on your desk. 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
1754 How long do I have? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1755 Sometimes an ink splash is just an ink splash. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1756 I see a non-verbal threat of what happens if I don’t pay my therapy bill.” 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1757 ... (sniff) Those were my mother's last words 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1758 You need a pen to write! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1759 Oh, the horror! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1760 I really loved her. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1761 I'm sorry, but I just had to burp! 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1762 I was so young and carefree back then. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1763 I put that sh*t on everything. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1764 "Crime scene...crime scene...crime scene..." 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1765 Looks like an inkblot to me. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
1766 I finally see myself. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1767 I don’t know… maybe I just spill too much. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1768 It looks like my dad, right after he fell off the desk. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1769 Am I on Candid Camera? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1770 Don't cry over spilled ink. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1771 Looks like guts to me, doc. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1772 My worst nightmare. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1773 My perception…I think we need to switch places. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1774 "Squeeze, slurp, squirt, spurt, spit and splatter...it sucks to be me." 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1775 It's an ink splot. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1776 I see a waste of perfectly good ink. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1777 It could be an infinite void; eternal despair; unfathomable suffering. But honestly, most of my underpants look like that. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1778 I see a frustrated little man with Rorschach envy. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1779 Last New Year's Eve 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1780 This one makes me feel used. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1781 Don't ask me Dr Rorschach. I'm the one who drew the ink blot, how do YOU interpret it? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1782 My mother-in-law. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1783 My allergies have been really bad this year. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1784 Oh mother how I miss thee. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1785 It's a blot on my past. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1786 I'm sorry, I just waited too long to get to a bathroom. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1787 That’s Parker Super Quink Permanent Black 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1788 Put it in the Guggenheim 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1789 That’s just insensitive. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1790 I've already spilled my guts to you. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1791 Your answer is spot on. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1792 I'm paying how much for this?! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1793 It's just dawning on me that when they asked me to send the x-ray to my doctor, they meant my radiologist. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1794 A troubling waste of my resources. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1795 My ex-girlfriend? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1796 Yes, that was during my Jackson Pollock phase." 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1797 I’m too close to those blots to be “projective”! 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
1798 I'm sorry to be so upset. That reminds me of my first child. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1799 Ouch. Six hours of active labor. No epidural. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1800 It's not my best work. It's from my "blue period" 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1801 I see you tortured the last guy. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1802 I don't feel the need to explain my art. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1803 Is it egocentric if I say it’s me? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1804 You're a sick man. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1805 That is literally my parents fighting. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1806 I thought we agreed no crime scene photos. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1807 I don't want to talk about my mother. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
1808 Embarrassment. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1809 When you said to let my feelings out, I didn't know you meant figuratively... 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
1810 I don’t know, Doc. I drank a lot of Kool-Aid in my younger years. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1811 I'm really not much of a klecksographist. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
1812 This test is extremely draining. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1813 My life is meaningless. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1814 I poured my soul into that one. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1815 Uncle Charlie. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1816 All I see is a mistake. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
1817 Yes...I am familiar with that particular blot. It's my son! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
1818 I don’t see anything. The cartoonist just made it look like I have eyes. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
1819 Remember those trigger warnings we talked about? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1820 Do I have to relive that? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1821 That's my great uncle Fred. He was knocked off a table during the war. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1822 I realized just how full of it I have always been. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1823 The same thing I see every morning when I look in the mirror. A failure. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1824 I'm incontinent, ok??? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1825 So this is what you do for a living 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
1826 I see nothing. I feel invisible. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1827 Yes, no doubt about it, that's my Uncle Freddy. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1828 It's a crime scene, obviously! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1829 Okay, so what if I did some porn? I was young, I needed the money. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1830 Albany, 1973. Where'd you find it? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1831 Look, I told you it was traumatizing to revisit the accident scene. Can we move on? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1832 I diagnose you with chron-ink stress 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1833 What does my daughter have to do with any of this? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
1834 Warden, reminds me of when I escaped from the pen. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1835 To me, it just looks like an ink blot. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1836 It looks exactly like the wet dream I had two nights ago. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1837 You think I have problems, but you are analyzing the mindset of an ink bottle. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1838 Mother wasn’t pleased. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1839 I see my younger self who wanted to make a splash but spread himself thin in all directions. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1840 Thanks doc. I needed to spill my guts. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1841 Yep...it's all about my Mother 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1842 That was my nephew. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1843 My first white shirt. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1844 The first step in mental inkwellness. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1845 Is your mother in the room with us now? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1846 I see a world where one's life is reduced to a smudge on a page, where everyone gets to put their own perverted interpretations on the essence of who I really am. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1847 My period. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
1848 No idea, I’m so bottled up. 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
1849 To be honest, I hate revisiting past relationships 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1850 I 'm sorry. I couldn't hold it. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1851 Baby barf. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
1852 I AM telling you my dream 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1853 Sorry, that one was an accident. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1854 Am I losing my mind? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1855 I told you I didn't feel so good. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1856 I begged you to tell me where the washroom is! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1857 I don't think I'm ready to open up. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
1858 Yes, that looks like a sneeze to me 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1859 Is it a mirror? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1860 Sam. I remember him well. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1861 That's my toilet paper. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1862 Still Larry, after the fall. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1863 It’s been awhile 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1864 I told her to stay away from the company ink well... 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1865 That was some night. I don't want to be reminded about it anymore, please. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1866 I see Donald Trump's wallpaper. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1867 I’m sorry. I lost my head for a moment. 1.2388 0.07395 67 57 4 6
1868 What does that say to me? It says my head isn't screwed on tight. That's why I'm here. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1869 I just hate how I have to be everything to everyone. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1870 I see a Maxi-pad. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1871 My head is leaking, that's what it says to me! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1872 I'm sick of putting myself out there only to be misinterpreted. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1873 People keep reading things into my work that I never intended. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1874 Uncle Irving was always a bit of a mess. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1875 That was during my blue period 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
1876 That's my nephew after he got a job at the newspaper. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1877 Uncle Morty. No, seriously, that’s Uncle Morty. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1878 Of course I used my built in dropper. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1879 It appears to be a shirt pocket 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1880 There's no denying that she's very attractive, but I still don't feel I'm in the right headspace to start dating again, Doc. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
1881 It’s all my fault, everything is always my fault! 1.2386 0.06259 88 74 7 7
1882 That's me before I was bottle-trained. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1883 This isn’t helping my bulimia 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1884 I see my parents criticizing me. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1885 I see a failure in self-control. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1886 That's my Mom and my Dad fighting. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1887 Mother, what happened to you? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1888 All I see is my imminent death 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1889 Don't blame me. You are the one with the dirty pictures! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1890 Your last patient must have spilled his guts. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1891 That's just what happens when I cough into a tissue. You explain it. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1892 Oh, no. Cousin Roger. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1893 I see myself in that. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1894 "What do I see? My ink splattered on a sheet of paper" 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1895 That was a first draft. Not my best work. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1896 I give it one rotten tomato. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1897 We really must analyze this blot on your record. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
1898 Doc, all I'm seeing is my own self destruction 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1899 I was young... But I should've known better 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1900 I'm suing for copyright infringement. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1901 And, yup...that's also my mother. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1902 Is that even legal!" 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1903 It looks like Uncle Eddie, just after the accident. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1904 Reminds me of my mother. They all do. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1905 I puked? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1906 Where did you get the picture of my mother? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1907 Yeah. Pen’s out of town 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1908 It's Mom again. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1909 Sometimes an inkblot is just a wayward child, Dr. Rorschach. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1910 That's just my signature. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1911 I know it seems egotistical, but I really see only myself. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1912 What can I say… it’s how I feel on the inside. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1913 Not quite my best job so far, I know. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1914 That is some of my best work!!! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1915 I tell ya, sometimes a blot is just a blot! 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1916 I’ve been feeling kind of blue lately 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1917 Potty training. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1918 You blame me for feeling a little empty? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1919 Show me on the paper where he touched you. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1920 I see my dad… wait, that *is* my dad. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1921 Who bloody knows what that’s supposed to be? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
1922 I don't have an inkling of what this is supposed to be... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1923 All I see are regrets and bad decisions.. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1924 Sorry, but all I can see is just another self-portrait 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1925 That happens when I sneeze 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1926 "Pervert, you blotted my mother!" 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1927 No, that’s my AUNT on my mother’s side. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1928 The one time I take a selfie 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1929 That's my Aunt Helen. I miss her dearly. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1930 Paternity. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1931 Swipe left. It's not my type. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1932 Your signature covers most of the consent form. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
1933 How do you explain this being on your record? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1934 Hey,listen, all I see is my spilled guts. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1935 Yet again my Mother! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1936 That's not what meant. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1937 Oh, the inanity! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1938 No "Bless you"? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1939 It’s not my color! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1940 Why do all these people paint pictures of me?! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1941 Me, at eighteen. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1942 I did that in first grade before I learned to write properly. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1943 That’s my mom’s handwriting. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1944 I claim copyright! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
1945 That one reminds me of last month when I had a cold. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1946 I'm sorry I used your handkerchief, just had a terrible day 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
1947 I see job insecurity. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
1948 No, I don’t have mother issues. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1949 Diaper, man, diaper. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
1950 Nobody recognizes me! I've been called everything under the sun! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
1951 That's a shock. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1952 What can I say,I was excited. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
1953 I see 'incontinence'. Are you mocking me, Doctor? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
1954 That looks exactly like what I put into him this morning! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1955 BABY ERKEL: DID I DO THAT? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1956 I’m not understanding why you think I did that? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1957 That will be my mothers disapproval 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1958 I hate my baby pictures! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1959 That's uncle Charlie on a binge...if you want to analyze my family album I'll just bring it in next week...by the way where did you get that picture? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1960 Ah, that is my long lost cousin Spottie! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1961 If I could make anything of that, why would I be here? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1962 I wouldn’t cry, but it does look like spilled milk. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1963 Sorry, I'm just not that reflective. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1964 Does this look familiar to you? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1965 I see an overpaid old shrink with an ink fetish. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1966 Yes, that's it! And I haven't gotten a dime in royalties since! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1967 Hey, don’t blame me, _you’re_ the one with all the dirty pictures.” 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1968 My wasted life. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1969 Gee, Doc. I'm sorry I sneezed all over your note pad. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1970 This is where I see myself in 5 years? 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
1971 Don’t blow your lid.” 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1972 That reminds me, I also suffer from premature ejaculation. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1973 Such a waste ! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
1974 I think my work speaks for itself. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1975 It was only funny the first time, doc 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1976 Wow, she’s beautiful.....such a great dancer too! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1977 I'm sorry I didn't make a good first impression on you. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1978 Sorry, I got excited. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1979 I’m shocked! I didn’t know I had it in me! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1980 Your turn. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1981 Sorry. I sneezed on your intake form. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1982 That's when I had an upset stomach. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1983 Read the room, doc. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1984 I didn't mean it. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1985 Yes, I was wrong. That wasn't the way to make a splash. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1986 Do you really expect me to see something other than my life being wasted? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1987 I came home, the house was empty. All she left was that note 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1988 What do I see? I see a plagiarism lawsuit buddy. 1.2329 0.06902 73 62 5 6
1989 Are you kidding me? My entire life is a Rorschach test! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1990 Well if that isn't the bottle calling the blot black. 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1991 OMG! That's a picture of my mother! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1992 Hey Doc, My wife left me for some guy named Rorschach and left me that note. I can't make heads or tails of it. Can you? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1993 Sadly, that was my crazy uncle Larry, just after he decided to end it all. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1994 Leaky Bottle 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1995 I’m not proud of what I’ve done. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1996 It’s a bat, butterfly, moth, crab, inkwell… obviously 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1997 I'm blue, and that makes me want to be black. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
1998 Autobiography 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1999 It reminds me of when Dad fell off the shelf. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2000 That's my Monday 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2001 I can't read my own blood work. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2002 Can we do a reshoot? That one makes me look fat. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2003 Another senseless waste. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2004 That’s just cruel doc. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2005 ...I guess, I guess I see myself, Doc. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2006 I'll give it 6 out of10 the most, I'm afraid. Next, please. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2007 That's one of my earlier works - my black period. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2008 Enough with the family of origin questions. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2009 That's obscene! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2010 I ink it has something to do with my father. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2011 Do I get indignant when YOU have a bloody nose? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2012 Can we stop now? I feel drained. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2013 Sorry,I was just nervous! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2014 Now you're getting personal. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2015 What?No God bless you? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2016 I don’t know, I just keep seeing myself. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2017 It makes me feel all bottled up. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2018 Yes, it’s my brother. We haven’t spoken in years. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2019 I just can't contain it. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2020 Uncle Larry when he fell off his roof. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2021 Is it bad if all I see is myself exploding in this one? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2022 'Your report is not normal' 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2023 A distant relative maybe but not of my kids. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2024 You told me to express myself and I did my best 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2025 It wasn't me! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2026 It doesn’t mean what you think it does! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2027 No, that really is a naked picture of my mother. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2028 Gazuntite! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2029 All anyone wants of me is ink." 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2030 Again with the violence? I don't know why you keep showing me these violent images! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2031 That’s what happens when I spill my guts. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2032 Poop. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2033 This isn't therapy. It's cruelty! 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2034 I see my essence, my very soul. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2035 Is that my Uncle Bob? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2036 I'm feeling used. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2037 A youthful indiscretion. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2038 It looks like the time I caught my parents together. 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
2039 My inner child. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2040 it was an accident, i swear! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2041 Suddenly I feel like spilling my guts. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2042 Now you're just being cruel... 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2043 Mr Rorschach, Do you really think anyone will invest in this? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2044 It doesn’t remind me of anything, really. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2045 Doc, what does it mean if I see a self-portrait? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2046 I already told the detective I found her like that. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2047 And this one is also my cousin Harvey…where did you get so many pictures of my cousin Harvey? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2048 No need to rub in the consequences of my stumbles. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2049 Me, me, me. It's always about me. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2050 Hey, I think I know that guy! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2051 Second cousin once removed. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
2052 Everybody loves the old stuff. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2053 Doc, I think we've pretty well covered my childhood. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2054 I guess you want me to spill my guts. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2055 That’s a painful memory 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2056 -What test, I did this!!! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2057 My imperfections. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2058 [sigh] My mother. Again. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2059 I am not usually that expressive--sorry! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2060 Honest, Doc, I am not the leaker. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2061 What makes you think I did it? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2062 A shirt. Just like the last one. And the one before that. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2063 It's offensive that people call them 'blots'! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2064 'Just a sneeze, really." 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2065 Looks like a brain-fart to me. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2066 Something seminal. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2067 Tell me about your mother. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2068 My mother’s final words 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2069 I don't want to talk about my childhood. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2070 A shrink with ink on his face. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2071 This is the part where you want me to talk about my ‘daddy issues,’ right? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2072 Actually, that's my health history form. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2073 OF COURSE it reminds me of my mother! Do I really have to pay you for this 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2074 So ... I'm too loopy to do calligraphy? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2075 I've been like that ever since I turned 60. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2076 Look, can you just put an 'X' or something down there for me? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2077 Allergies! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2078 That’s just another blot on my reputation. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2079 Is this how you keep it together? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2080 Well doctor, I don’t really appreciate you bringing up my brother’s demise in this manner. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2081 That was my poor late cousin Ernie's last splotch before he ran dry. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2082 "The color is good, but the symmetry bores me." 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2083 Can you get to the ballpoint already? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2084 It's my mother again. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2085 Please don't traumatize me! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2086 So my existence is meaningful? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2087 Whoa! Now that’s a night I’ll never forget. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2088 Oh, that. I forgot about that decades ago. I'm nothing like that these days. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2089 Why do you say that I have issues with my mom and you keep bringing up pictures of her? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2090 I’ll tell you again, Dr. Rorschach, I simply can’t go along with your theory. 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
2091 Can I be transparent with you? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2092 What did you expect?”. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2093 My misspent youth. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
2094 I can't help it. I cry over spilled ink. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2095 It reminds me of my son. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2096 I don’t see how any of this is open to interpretation. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2097 I have an alibi. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2098 Yes, that's the so called "master" my mother wishes I was 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2099 I've blotted it out of my memory. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2100 My work is open to interpretation. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2101 Well, it's not some of my best work, but yes, I think it still works on multiple levels. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2102 I'm too spent to keep spilling my guts out every week. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2103 I see a bill from your office for zero dollars. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2104 That was from my open period before being bottled up. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2105 "No, I don't really see the resemblance. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2106 What do I see? I see you committing a microaggression. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2107 No offense, but I don’t want to donate my body to science. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2108 I’m sorry, I can’t go that far back…. I was blotto. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2109 It wasn't me--it was thet friggin' pen I live with. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2110 Definitely spit up. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2111 I see Donald Trump... 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2112 But it always upsets me to see a picture of my long lost mother. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2113 A happy ending? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2114 This is not helping with my PTSD. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2115 Is this the only blot on your record? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2116 What do you mean ‘too self-aware’? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2117 I can’t seem to get that image out of my head. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2118 the definition of narcissism 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
2119 I’m sorry, it was an accident. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2120 Where did you find that? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2121 I am horrified to see that I had that inside me. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2122 I UDDERly don’t know 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2123 Post Roe vs Wade. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2124 I've kept that bottled up my whole life. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2125 I see the exploitation of my soul. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2126 Ink porn 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2127 Mother....can't you leave me alone?!? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2128 I would recognize my uncle's work anywhere. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2129 Sorry, not a fan of modern art. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2130 I should call him 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2131 An obvious forgery; You won't get me in the pen with that! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2132 Everything I do gets so over-analyzed. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2133 I’m not impressed. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2134 How did you find my password? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2135 You say I have a dirty mind, but you continue to show me pornographic pictures. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2136 Oh like you’ve never laughed and been surprised?! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2137 Can I have another Kleenex? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2138 I feel incredibly exposed. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2139 Ahh, A photo of my wife. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2140 Are you a psychiatrist or a blackmailer? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2141 This is inside of me 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2142 So many memories 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2143 Floyd. No, no... Lloyd. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2144 Can I have my hanky back? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2145 Ballpoint pens. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2146 splat sounds better 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2147 Is this where I'm supposed to look inward? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2148 I see a violent loss of my previous bodily fluids! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2149 It looks like my early work. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2150 Those were good times. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2151 How'd you like it if I showed you a paper splattered with human blood? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2152 I see a violent crime scene. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2153 You'd throw up too, if you had to look at stuff like this every day. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2154 Bill, this new evidence is pretty damning. It could be a real stain on your presidency #ididnothavesexualrelationswiththatwoman 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
2155 you can’t prove that’s mine… i want my lawyer. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2156 I did not have sexual relations with that piece of paper 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2157 Yeah, its one of my early works, I was working through some things. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2158 I see myself. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2159 You'd be depressed too if psychologists were using your blood for their stupid tests all the time! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2160 The doctor says its an enlarged prostate. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2161 It doesn't look like anything to me. I just used the paper to stop a sneeze. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2162 What I see is a waste of good ink. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2163 I see the exploitation of my people 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2164 Look, I produced the sample, I'm tired, I just want my $50. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2165 Banana on top of his ketchup stain 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2166 Sadly, that's me, ejected from a baby burp. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2167 My grandpa indigo was a great man 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
2168 Honestly Dr. Freud, I don't think that me, you or Rorschach's blotches are in any way useful or relevant now! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2169 I wouldn't this to be a stain on my record. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2170 Ugh. I was young. I needed the money. It's a part of my life I'm trying to forget. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2171 Ah, yes my family history. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2172 Unfortunately, I don't think these tissues will solve my issues. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2173 It's a blot on my record. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2174 I told you already, it wasn't me! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2175 It's where I see myself in 10 years. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2176 Your word vomit keeps practically hitting me. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2177 We agreed not to talk about my mother. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2178 Well, you did say that this is where I could spill my guts... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2179 Does your cruelty know no bounds, Doctor? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2180 This is pointless. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2181 How about you tell me what YOU see." "That's my uncle. Not by blood." "By Ketchup?" "Yes. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2182 Graduation Day... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2183 Please,I really do not want to remember my father that way. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2184 The unattainable symmetrical spot!! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2185 My dismal future. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2186 Will this appointment still be covered by my insurance? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2187 I’m so ashamed. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2188 24th floor. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2189 I see her laying in my bed, waiting for me to bring over a towel… 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2190 More pictures of my mother this week, Doctor? 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2191 Harold! 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2192 I see my twin brothers. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2193 Yes. That was my mother, and Dr. Rorschach will rue the day! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2194 That’s when I farted. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2195 Who gets the copyright? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2196 I've got a bad cold. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2197 That looks like the mess I made after a long night of inking. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2198 Here we go again- “What’s with you and the dirty pictures? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2199 Look, I said I was sorry. It was an accident. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2200 I see two feather pens fencing in a duel. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2201 Please, stop showing me the biggest mistakes of my life. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2202 Look what you did! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2203 I see a growing emptiness. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2204 My ex-wife. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2205 My girl would never do a centerfold. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2206 This isn't helping my Oedipus complex. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2207 I'm being abused" 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2208 That's triggering. I'm being squeezed! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2209 I thought you said I wouldn't have to talk about my mother. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2210 I spilled my brains! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2211 In every picture, I just see myself. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2212 Your missing hairpiece? 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
2213 Was that when I threw ketchup on the wall? 1.2222 0.06915 72 62 4 6
2214 The last doctor was just the same. My mother, my mother, my mother. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2215 Yes, I am feeling a little “blue” these days. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2216 Look, I've been a good sport, but I think it's time to talk royalties 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2217 My mother. They all look like my mother. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2218 No way! Looks like a giraffe to me. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2219 And that’s my great-grandfather. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2220 I see a crime scene. Lots of blood. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2221 Another failure! I was trying to blot it out of my memory, doctor. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2222 ...It was self-defense. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2223 I've made a mess of everything. I'm so confused. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2224 Not as absorbent as I'd hoped. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2225 No, I don't have an inkling of what that might be. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2226 I can already hear what my ex would say about this, but... I see myself in this one, too. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2227 I did it, and I'd do it again. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2228 I have no inkling of what you're implying! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2229 You know this is a blotch on your career! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2230 I see a child who asked for an 'ink pen' but was given a ballpoint. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2231 That's not me, that looks like my sister! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2232 That's the Ninth Amendment 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2233 It’s like fantasy football, but you draft everyday people 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2234 Yes, yes, we all agree my early work was a bit clichéd. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2235 One of my earlier pieces. I’m more contained now! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2236 I can't decide between a butterfly or a murder victim. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2237 Yes, I’m very impressed that you killed another spotted lantern fly, but could we please get back to me? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2238 That’s my mother! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2239 P-papa? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2240 That's also me. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2241 I really made a mess out of the last few years, Doc." 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2242 I miss her every day. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2243 It looks like my cousin Harold. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2244 Doctor - once again, the only thing I see is my mother. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2245 My mother. Naked. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2246 Does it really always come back to what the inkblot said to the ink bottle? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2247 So what, I sneezed. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2248 Grandma! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2249 I do not get it 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2250 Ultimately it is just a blot 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2251 It's not mine. I demand a DNA test. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2252 We can both be thankful it doesn't smell. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2253 My mother sent you that one just to mess with my stopper, didn't she 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2254 I've been told my pictures don't do me justice. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2255 Mother’s signature 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2256 That's the real me. Everything else is just words. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2257 Have you no shame? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2258 No one should be defined by their worst day. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2259 That's when I knew I needed help. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2260 Self-reflecting on a self-“ink”flicted problem. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2261 I think you know what it looks like, you sick bastard. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2262 This is going to sound selfish. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2263 What does my ultrasound tell you, Doctor? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2264 These images hit a little to close to home, doc... 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2265 Jerry!? Is that you!? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2266 I don’t know dr. I just feel that the movie that is my life has no blot anymore 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2267 I'm seeing my bath towel. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2268 Excuse me for throwing up on your manuscript. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2269 This proves you have been mistreated 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
2270 These images are disturbingly violent. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2271 I try to walk in Dad's footsteps, but he left a large mark. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2272 That looks like Ketchup, Mr. President. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2273 That's all I have left. Just a picture. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2274 That is not my work. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2275 I have to admit, I feel a certain kinship. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2276 Someone sabotaged the pen and I end up here? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2277 Has anyone ever thought how it makes me feel? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2278 I'm feeling ambiguous. Can you turn it upside down again? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2279 I see a quack insulting the heritage of my ancestors. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2280 That's my brain on Drugs ! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2281 I put some of myself into each of these. But what do people see? At bat, a spider, their mother killing a goat. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2282 If that was me, I apologize. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2283 What’s wrong with you? Why would you show suicide photos to a depressed ink pot? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2284 It’s Father, right after the fall 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2285 It just means I’m a little clumsy. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2286 I think it was just a phase I was going through” 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2287 I’ve made a mess of my life 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2288 It looks like Mom. I’ve got some attachment issues. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2289 Are you seriously psychoanalysing my pee stain? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2290 See? I just can't seem to blot it out of my memory. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2291 Guilt. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2292 I keep pouring my guts out but we never seem to get anywhere. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2293 It's the manifestation of my self actualization, or a squashed bug... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2294 What do I see? I see how Rorschach gets all the credit for my family’s blood, sweat, and tears. 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2295 Sorry, maybe I should wear a diaper. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2296 Really Doc. I can't see anything ! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2297 Rorschach was a sick man. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2298 Oh! God Bless You! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2299 I see you holding my used tissue. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2300 I see myself doc. Am I really that self-centered? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2301 Yes, I did vote for Trump. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2302 Alas poor Rorschach, I knew him, Sigmund. A fellow of infinite test. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2303 I miss my hankie. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2304 I should really call her 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2305 ahh, have you not heard of a 'trigger warning'? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2306 Ok but seriously, why do you have so many pictures of my mother? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2307 I see my life ebbing away. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2308 Sorry. Allergies. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2309 Pardon me 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2310 So after spilling my guts I have to diagnose myself? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2311 All I see is a pen taking me for granted. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2312 Sorry, I had an upset stomach. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2313 Thanks for letting me spill my guts out. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2314 We're holding your son hostage. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2315 I kept this paper on my nightstand so I could make a drawing as soon as I woke up from the dream. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2316 That’s Splat. Attorney told us not to talk about’im 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2317 Yeah, sorry about that. You have a copy, right? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2318 I feel triggered. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2319 Rather Freudian, don’t you think? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2320 - oh yeah sorry about that - had a bit too much to drink last night 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2321 It's all spilt milk to me. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2322 Okay I get it -- fountain pens are messy! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2323 Why are you showing me family portraits? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2324 Again, two breasts. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2325 Whatever you're thinking, I had nothing to do with it. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2326 Well this is embarrassing…I suffer from IBS. My apologies. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2327 It's my father when he's angry. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2328 Looks like my cousin. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2329 My chair, at the moment." 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2330 Sorry. I just couldn't hold it in anymore. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2331 And you wonder why I have been feeling low lately?!? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2332 'God bless you' is a common response. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2333 Now imagine that, a hundred times a day 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2334 However hard I try to forget my parents’ divorce, I just can’t seem to blot it out doc 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2335 That's from my abstract expressionism phase. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
2336 I have my issues with my father, but this one just looks like a butterfly. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2337 It looks like your shirt. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2338 I want to say it looks like me in the bath, but I'm afraid you'll diagnose me as narcissistic or perverse. So, a sunrise? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2339 What, you want me to spill my guts or something? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2340 I got nothing. Give me a hint. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2341 I can't believe I've been holding that in all this time. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2342 yeah,I ate some bad fish that day 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2343 That's what everyone remembers, but Mom was more than that. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2344 To be fair, these tests are a little triggering for me. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2345 I see my mother with the Kool-Aid man. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2346 You told me to write what I know! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2347 I know, what was I inking? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2348 I'm afraid that is my wife's signature. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2349 Sorry, I faint at the sight of blood. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
2350 Sorry, but I don't have an inkling. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2351 I suppose you think this is my fault. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2352 Of course I have issues. I've spilled my guts and you've shown them to everyone, you hipaa-crit! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2353 Bloody hell! That one looks like a crime scene, too. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2354 Why you gotta bring my parents into this? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2355 Must we always talk about my mother? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
2356 I see a spoiled document. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2357 Yet again, Doctor, toilet paper. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2358 Alas, poor Yorick! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2359 That looks like my late husband. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2360 At least I did it on the paper... 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2361 You don't see soft shell crab almandine? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2362 Ah. You know my work. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2363 They leave home and then they never write. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
2364 Six serfs a-surfing 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2365 Sometimes I drink too much" 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2366 It feels good to get that out 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2367 No sensitive content warning? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2368 Ink spot. They all look like ink spots. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2369 Oh, Mom... 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2370 I completely put myself in that one!....but I do need some paper. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2371 I can't find Depends that fit. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2372 That's me after the brat ran me over with his trike! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2373 It's my life's blood mingling with a mass casualty incident blasted across the front pages of generations of a stupid psychological experiment perpetuating anxiety forever... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2374 Poor Penmanship? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2375 I just can't stop crying over spilled ink. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2376 All I did was sneeze! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2377 Who gave you a photo of me from middle school?! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2378 Now that I ink about it.. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2379 He was such a good boy… 1.2162 0.06740 74 64 4 6
2380 I’m not paying without a DNA test. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2381 After studying the sample, we have confirmed that your sperm count is indeed low 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2382 Yes, that is my work…but I was young and carefree when I did it. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2383 I am what I am. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2384 Chipotle? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2385 Dr Freud,it’s just my old Kleenex 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2386 My cousin Zeke after the unfortunate defenestration. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2387 I see someone whose art has been misinterpreted by most of the public. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2388 Now that I’ve spilled my guts, you figure it out. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2389 A cumulous cloud. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2390 Oh no! That’s my brother! Are you telling me he was murdered? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2391 It's the bad dream I had last night. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2392 My first dog, Spot. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2393 So you want to discuss my mother. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2394 "I don't speak French." 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2395 A butterfly or my future, I guess 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2396 What caught my attention about #820 cartoon photo is that there’s a teacher/doctor who showing a Rorschach picture to person who like like a bottle of ink. An in ink bottle is showing fear in his/her eyes. It has to do about the individuals past. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
2397 These old family snaps make me well up. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2398 I see a lot of myself in this picture... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2399 Of course you know I only see a mistake. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2400 I ink I have a blot to explain here… 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
2401 M-m-m-mother. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2402 Poof! Be gone! Out, out damned spot! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2403 I thought that you’d be happy with my portrait of you Dr. Rorschach. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2404 Same thing here. Colic." 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2405 Was not me! 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2406 I see diminishing resources. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2407 She was fine when I dropped her off. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2408 That one was made by my cousin Ralph. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2409 Sure I recognize it. That's my soul splattered against the unyielding cellulose fibers of life. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2410 What do you mean "twins?" 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2411 Please! It pains me to recall that one. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2412 That looks like Aunt Mary. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2413 That's my ink...I already know what it means 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2414 It reminds me of myself. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2415 Another pacifer 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2416 Do we have to keep talking about my past mistakes? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2417 That one was from my blew period. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2418 I was an awkward fifth grader 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2419 It's a mirror, Dave 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2420 That's the day my mother spilled me all over the carpet. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2421 Hey! It’s what I DO!!! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2422 I see underdeveloped potential and a waste of good ink. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2423 I don't think that captures both sides of the question. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2424 My guts on white bread? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2425 That was me blowing my nose 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2426 Painted in Shock 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2427 No one sees me for who I really am. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2428 Why have you been keeping the used tissues from our sessions…? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2429 I had a brain fart 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2430 I suppose, doctor, that this is your idea of some kind of sick joke. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2431 Looking at your artwork, would you say you have forgiven your parents? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2432 Exploitation. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2433 It was write and run. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2434 Listen, would I show you gory images of YOUR blood splattered all over the place? Who's the sick one here, Doc? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2435 It seems like everything reminds me of the accident. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2436 I just didn’t have the energy to make something prettier 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2437 It looks like my signature 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2438 it reminds me of my first love, Miss Eraser-but alas it wasn't permanent. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2439 It’s our family portrait, right? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2440 I don’t know how many times I have to tell you, I swear it wasn’t me! 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2441 I see ... a mishap. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2442 This is from my blue period. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2443 Please explain why your art is so full of yourself. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2444 Judge, I declassified it with all my inner might. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2445 I said think, not ink. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2446 I’m not sure what my mother has to do with this? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2447 Off the top of my head, I’d say ink splatter. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2448 I'm the only one who survived. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2449 Every spot is not dirty sometimes it an art 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2450 'I feel like I've spilled my guts to you!" 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2451 What do I see? I see the guts you ripped out of me and sprayed all over a page for fun. WHY DO YOU KEEP ME ALIVE? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2452 Why do you keep bringing my mother into this? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2453 (No caption necessary. A pot of ink taking an ink-blot test is inherently funny.) 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2454 Reminds me of my teenage years. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2455 I couldn't help myself. It's like an obsession. Whenever I see a blank piece of paper... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2456 Oh, Momma, who did this to you? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2457 If you think it’s modern art it’s snot 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2458 That one? That was from my Blue Period. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2459 ACCIDENT. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2460 Sorry...hayfever. Do you have another copy you could show me? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2461 I tried to be another Pollock. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2462 I don't remember leaving a specimen! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2463 I'm spilling my guts to you. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2464 Dr. Freud are telling me that the Rorschach ink blot indicates that I am depressed. Well what do you expect when all I am is a stain on society? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2465 Why are you showing me a ketchup stain? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2466 Youthful indiscretion was all it was. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2467 I appreciate what you're doing for the industry, but I'm actually investing in ballpoint pens. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2468 When you keep your emotions bottled up. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2469 Midnight black,acrilic,waterproof and Uncle Fred. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2470 I had to get that off my mind. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2471 I just don't see the resemblance, doc. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2472 It's been hard to write since Mr. Nibs left me. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2473 Rorschach and I go way back 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2474 This is going to leave a real stain on your record. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2475 Inkblot... crown... King executes pen over inkblot. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2476 Yes, I do have PTSD from that incident. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2477 I tried to blot it out, but it was permanent. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2478 Ink blots? Well, if you want to know what I think that looks like, it's the stunning image of my cousin! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2479 Last night’s beef stew? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
2480 I suppose we’ll need to schedule that colonoscopy then 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2481 If you must know, it’s not my best work. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2482 I declassified that document, in my mind! I thought it so it’s true! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
2483 It was a SPLOTCH! Have you never heard of a splotch??? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2484 It’s not me. I made a big splash on Broadway 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
2485 Sorry about all this. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2486 I thought I knew 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2487 thINK thINK thINK 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2488 It looks like a breast, but then everything looks like a breast. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2489 It reminds me of a popular song from my youth, Doc -- something about 'I don't want to set the world on fire' -- but I can't remember the name of the group. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
2490 Showing me family photos isn't going to make me feel better. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2491 Please stop bringing up my mother. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
2492 Yes I know him, but I had absolutely nothing to do with this 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2493 If it’s not one thing, it’s a mother. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2494 I see a red door. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2495 What does it mean if I can only see myself? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2496 I was an anonymous donor back then. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
2497 Et tu Brutus 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2498 This one’s also a gruesome crime scene. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2499 I dunno doc, I think I see a frog 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2500 All I see is a receding hairline. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2501 You think I need help? You're the one talking to an oversized ink bottle. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2502 I see my inner-turmoil. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2503 It's not my fault it looks like my mother... 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2504 Ok, maybe I did get a little tipsy that night. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2505 I see the blood of my kin splayed out on the page for all to see. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2506 No, I’m not saying it reminds me of my mother. I’m saying that literally IS my mother. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2507 I spill my guts to you and you want me to explain what it looks like....really! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2508 I had hoped Maya Angelou-- oh, never mind! 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2509 After that center fold made my Dad famous, he was never the same. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2510 I see my father left his mark! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2511 Yeah, I knew him. The kind of guy who was all over the place 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2512 I'm no vet, but I'd say your dog has diarrhea. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2513 OMG. That is my sister. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
2514 Inky had to face the inequities it failed to blot out. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2515 Frankly speaking, these things are a nonsensical waste of my talent. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2516 Don't judge me, it's from my younger years. I don't know what I was thinking. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2517 They all look like my mother. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2518 Looks like my Uncle Kevin. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2519 I see the remains of my mother. Does that mean I have an edible complex? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2520 Don't patronize me. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2521 Cleanup on aisle 5! 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2522 It doesn’t matter how many of these you show to me, the only thing I can see is death. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2523 I see my younger self losing control 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2524 I thought you weren’t going to bring up my mother! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2525 I know I have to face this, but I'll never get past the shame. What was I inking? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2526 Yes! That's her! How did you know? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2527 Oh yes, convince me I'm not a zucchini with pseudoscience. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2528 Unrequited love. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2529 Just like his dad, A drip off the old blot. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2530 So I guess I can't keep putting off talking about my mother. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2531 Roar shark, whatever. I feel blotted at every turn. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2532 You saved my tissue? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2533 Where did you say your clinical training was? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2534 well I can only see myself always putting out with nothing in return 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2535 It’s always sex with you shrinks. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2536 I dunno doc it’s just a blot to think about 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2537 When High Tech destroyed the Fountain pen 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2538 Care to explain yourself? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2539 That shade reminds me of my parents. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2540 I fear that is a blot on my record. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2541 I see my cousin. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2542 Well, as you can see, that one made me over-excited. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2543 Why should I spill my guts for you? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2544 I admit there have been some blots on my record. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2545 Jeez, I’m stuck for an answer. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2546 Cousin Larry, after the fall. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2547 We have a zero tolerance policy for this type of language in the workplace. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2548 I think that’s where my troubles began 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2549 My lawyer will be in touch. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2550 Again, you’re just going to have to ask my wife. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2551 You said to put my feelings down on paper, so I spilled my guts. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2552 Call me crazy, but this one looks exactly like my mother. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2553 Can't you just once show me a watercolor? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2554 I'm stuck. 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2555 A psychiatrist. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2556 I'm actually ketchup with a tall sombrero. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2557 How'd you get my mother's will? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2558 That's me spilling my guts out to you. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2559 Do you remember the time? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2560 A quill who has run amok. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2561 Aunt Marge. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2562 I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I'M just a blot of ink on a piece of paper. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2563 That's my Uncle Roy. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2564 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2565 This has your handprints all over it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2566 The floor, after I've had too many drinks. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2567 I see a woman in an endless dark tunnel of despair. Just kidding, that's my husband's signature. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2568 Oh no, it's Frederico! 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2569 Those were the covid years 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2570 Do you want me to tell you what it means, or how it’s pronounced? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2571 Uh..........Out vial spot? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
2572 I'm sorry. I thought it was toilet paper. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2573 I need to eat more fiber? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2574 Are you gonna want me to spill my guts during every session? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2575 Good heavens! Poor cousin Leonard. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2576 It makes me think of the time I fell off my bike when I was a child. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2577 I know you're a fan of my work but I came here to change, doc. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2578 Would you call me a psychopath if I told you it looks like someone's guts? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2579 Diarrhea 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2580 I was under a lot of stress at work when that photo was taken. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2581 If you think of my mom. Why do you ask? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2582 That one reminds me of my uncle Dave. 1.2069 0.07683 58 51 2 5
2583 That’s actually my brother after he came out. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2584 I see short term success, followed by long term ridicule where you become a laughingstock. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2585 Yup, that was my brother... Good to the last drop. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2586 Is my life a joke to you, Doctor? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2587 I got a bit too excited. 1.2069 0.07683 58 51 2 5
2588 That was a long time ago Doc. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2589 I told you this is inappropiate at work. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2590 You can't tweet without it. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2591 It looks like I made a lil mess on your page. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2592 Publisher: Your mistakes can't always be a modern art ink! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2593 Can’t we start with something easier like my fear of abandonment? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2594 Now tell me, did you do this? 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2595 It's my father 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2596 I couldn't say. I've got too much bottled up. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2597 My life... 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2598 My heart. Stomped on and left to dribble into the cruel street…. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2599 Don't take me for a sucker, a blotch is just a blotch 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2600 Brains again. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2601 That happens when I "spill my guts". 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2602 I ran into Dr. Pimple Popper that day, and he couldn't help himself" 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2603 I recognize that ink --it's my mother! 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2604 How was I supposed to know it wasn’t a handkerchief? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
2605 That’s my biggest regret. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2606 No, you tell me what you see, Dr. Rorschach. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2607 I declassified this with my mind 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2608 Classic Narcissist 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2609 I'd be wearing gloves for that one, doc. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2610 A baby with sharp teeth. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2611 Uncle Seymour! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2612 That’s my brother, he was a fountain pen. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2613 That's a whoops. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2614 The blood of my ancestors is upon you! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2615 Must you always bring up my mother? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2616 Where'd you get a picture of Mom? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2617 Sponge Bob 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2618 That's the first thing that comes to me just off the top of my head. 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
2619 I see a reminder of a night I would rather forget. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2620 But you asked me to really pour myself into my journal this week. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2621 This stays between us, right? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2622 I tried to blot that out of my memory. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2623 My mother had a violent temper. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2624 I did my best 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2625 That’s from my abstract period. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2626 Jackson Pollock? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2627 I see a psychiatrist talking to an ink bottle. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2628 Accidents happen! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2629 That's when I started bottling up my emotions. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2630 I've made so many of these they all look the same. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2631 Doc, please don’t patronize me. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2632 I’m too young to know what that means! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2633 Don’t read too much into it, Doc. Two words... bowel movement. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2634 I said I was born to do this, I never said I was good at it. 🖊️ 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2635 It was an accident! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2636 I see you've found my toilet paper. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2637 I swear, that's never happened before! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2638 What happens when I go potty. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2639 Yes, I can absolutely verify that as one of my early works painted during my Jackson Pollack period: 'Untitled Splat (II)'. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2640 I see a crushed burger. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2641 Shouldn't have eaten those prawns... 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2642 My desktop. After drinking too much cheap ink. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2643 It’s hard not to take that personally… 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2644 Yes, that’s my Uncle Ted. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2645 No, not me. hate symmetry! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2646 I'm sorry, I'm an inkapable 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2647 Don't ask me what it means. I'm just a vessel. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2648 ...it's a dead ink clown... 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2649 What are you doing with my kids diaper? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2650 Yes, I sneezed ink onto a Kleenex. So what? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2651 You wouldn't understand what that means to me. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2652 I'm having trouble getting over the trauma of that spill. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2653 I don't believe a word of it. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2654 I see my parents being exploited by your profession. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2655 It’s like I’m spilling my guts! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2656 And how would you like it if I showed you pictures of YOUR mother? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2657 It’s autobiographical 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2658 Offhand, I’d say the artist has passion but is absolutely obsessed with symmetry. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
2659 There are no mistakes, just happy accidents 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2660 Where did you get that? 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
2661 The day Mr. Smith pushed Mom off the desk. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2662 I also DREAM I am an octopus . . . 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2663 That’s fine, but why don’t you test me with something that I don’t get to see everyday. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2664 I know, I know, not my best work 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2665 What is with you guys and your blood splatter photos? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2666 I’m concerned you’re externalizing your problems too much. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2667 That's my daughter Emily, I poured everything into her. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
2668 It happens when I laugh 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2669 That one is easy. My greatest masterpiece. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2670 What can I say, I made a mistake 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2671 Been there, done that...next. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2672 I'm pretty sure that is crazy uncle Jeff. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2673 I guess we misunderstood when you said "period". 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2674 I just can't contain myself. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
2675 That's all that's left of my cousin, Kurt. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2676 is this supposed to help me see what I am made of? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2677 What's the big deal? I just sneezed. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2678 That was my third son. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2679 You promise you won’t tell the cops? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2680 I think I’m suffering from postspurt’em depression. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2681 Is it Rorschach syndrome, Doc? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2682 Yes, I had an experimental phase in college. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2683 'It's just a self portrait, I didn't know it would be so controversial.' 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2684 'Gesundheit...I think you're looking for Dr. FRED, down the hall." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2685 I see the bottle as half empty. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2686 It was during my German Expressionism phase. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2687 I'm seeing last night's dinner again. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2688 It was one of those lost weekends I'd rather forget. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2689 Yeah that also reminds me of my mom 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2690 Are you trying to blot my reputation? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2691 I better have that DNA swab. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2692 I'm tired of spilling my guts to you only to have it shoved back in my face. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2693 Looks like an early Pollock. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2694 I see the bathroom sink after I cut myself shaving... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2695 I don't know what to say, Doc--I was a bottle baby. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2696 Could we please move beyond basic black?? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2697 So you think I’m skinny? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2698 a car accident 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2699 I blew it and I know it 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2700 My cousin Fred. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2701 Also vomit 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2702 What does it mean to me? That I should have said no to that 5th drink last night. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2703 Sorry. I get nervous on job interviews. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2704 This may sound weird, but I see a Quill . .somehow the Q is important . . .trying to put the kibosh on something in a Declaration .. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2705 RICK!? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2706 A portrait of my oldest son. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2707 That one was when I mixed too much craft beer and vintage wine during a comic con event. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2708 Diminishment. Loss of self. Feeling less- then. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2709 These days I feel unglued. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2710 What I see is that people use me. Something over which I have absolutely no control. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2711 Shhh it, happens!! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2712 Nope. It still looks like my Uncle Nick. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2713 It is just too close for comfort. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2714 You'll say I'm projecting but I see bad penmanship. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2715 Mommy in the White House... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2716 As you can see, Mr. Blotswell, your wife has already signed the divorce papers. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2717 There’s a blot of shame, obviously. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2718 She’s already shown me the pictures, Doc, and I know how it looks—but that is NOT my son! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2719 Well how would you feel if I showed you a picture of your spit? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2720 It's my birth certificate! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2721 Why does everything remind me of the inkcident 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2722 Why are you showing me all these ejaculations? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2723 That was my father after he was dropped 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2724 Bob, in third grade 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2725 Absolutely not; it was the octopus. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2726 I see two little squirts running. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2727 I poured my heart out with this project. re LAST WEEK'S: I know it's late but just want to share: I guess being constantly on cloud nine does prevent hair loss. 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
2728 It isn't my ink that has ruined your blotter! 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2729 Can we try something else? I’m spilling my guts out over here, doc. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2730 It looks like my hanky after I sneeze in it. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2731 Oh my God! It's Uncle Frank! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2732 It reminds me of my childhood, when I was an innocent half-pint." 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2733 All she left was this note. What do you think it means? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2734 Can I please have another tissue? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2735 I can explain that 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2736 Um… Trigger Warning? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2737 I always bottle up my true feelings. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2738 Oh, no! Somebody killed my wife! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2739 Maybe you are asking the wrong question? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2740 If you wanted to be in my guts you could have just asked 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2741 You are torturing me. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2742 My children, my children's children. It all ends the same. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2743 Sorry, I couldn't reach the rest room in time. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2744 It looks like my mother. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2745 Are you sure that's appropriate? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2746 I didn't do it! I swear! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2747 I see my inner self. Again. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2748 No autographs. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2749 How can you tell me my death is like a butterfly? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2750 My son, I can never understand what he's trying to say. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2751 My future. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2752 It looks like I poured too much out and now have nothing left for myself. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2753 I don't know, Doc. I've just kept it bottled up for so long. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2754 I told you in our first session: my children are not to be discussed. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
2755 My piss? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2756 Gasp..."Mom!" 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2757 Doc, a single drop of blood can make a huge difference 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2758 I drank a little too much 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2759 Mummy… 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2760 Describing an image in a therapy session 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2761 I have an inkling your not telling me something. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2762 I’m not ready to talk about that yet. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2763 You must be obsessed with pornography. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2764 Would you say this is premature or delayed? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2765 That’s my signature. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2766 And that's my Aunt Suzi. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2767 So you're saying this is about my mother... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2768 This is my creative expression of Agh. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2769 This is what I see every day when I go to the bathroom. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2770 MY SON IS A SEINFELD EPISODE! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2771 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2772 Palendrome, same as the last ten you showed me... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2773 To me it looks like a slow and painful death. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2774 Rorschach Test, hell, I see an ink blotter! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2775 It's not you,it's me. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2776 I've been feeling really blotto for the last couple weeks. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2777 Indeed, a stain on my good name. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2778 I just spill it. What's to interpret? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2779 I’m not sure what my wife sees in these sessions. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2780 two fighting quill pens - blood everywhere 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2781 You got me. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2782 "That was nothing more than a little indigestion." 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2783 My life seems to be one test after another. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2784 I see my cousin Vinny, the trapeze artist 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2785 Mummy, again! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2786 I did it. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2787 I feel like I'm invisible. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2788 Yes. Mommy issues. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2789 Armageddon. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2790 That's a forgery! OR: That's not my handwriting! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2791 I squirt when I cry 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2792 Rorschach, don't test me. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2793 It was my first period. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2794 A black kettle. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2795 That's my fear of heights. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2796 That looks like my first born. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2797 My nephew, Billy... 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2798 I think that actually is my mother. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2799 Okay, okay…I make mistakes. Are you trying to force me to take responsibility for my spills? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2800 That actually was yesterday's lunch" 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
2801 Sorry, I was completely blotto when I made that. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2802 Could we do one that's not my mother? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2803 A bit of myself actually. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2804 I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege and respectfully decline to answer your question. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2805 Was that your attempt at drawing the Kool Aid Man? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2806 Masturbation 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2807 I'm a dripper,not blotcher. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2808 I want her back. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2809 I can’t come up with anything off the top of my head. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2810 Yes,that’s me & my pet spider Inky Dinky. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2811 It's saying, "Everything sucks." 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2812 How does spilling my guts improve my condition? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2813 this is where I lost my mind 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2814 Are you positive the paternity test was valid… 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2815 I see my cap has been leaking again. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2816 Now that’s just inappropriate 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2817 I feel violated 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2818 Am I a joke to you? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2819 Uh, I don’t know….sneeze? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2820 I’m not a Shrink, you are! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2821 Kleenex 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2822 Why is it always about mothers with you guys? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2823 I don't know how to inkterpret this. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2824 Stealing my best work again! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2825 I need to stop making it all about me. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2826 How did you find a picture of my aunt Lucy . 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2827 This is so obvious. I thought we discussed my phobias." 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2828 I sneezed! I swear! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2829 Ok! Ok! It was me. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2830 It says: "It's time for you to retire, doc." 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2831 That looks like my son's graduation picture. Or a crab. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2832 Trump's guilty of involuntary manslaughter, he could have stopped the riot before anybody died...black letter law! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2833 Me using. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2834 I've tried to blot out those memories. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2835 Death. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2836 I didn't come here to discuss my incontinence issues... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2837 Not me. I've never folded under pressure. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2838 I can only say that you're conclusions are premature. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2839 He was crossing the freeway. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2840 That's my first born. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2841 It reminds me of when I used to feel free. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2842 It reminds me of my younger days. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2843 I can’t quite explain it but that image evokes something inside of me. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2844 Yes, that's me in better times before I hit the bottle 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2845 One swipe of the paw, that shatter of glass ... Dad was gone. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2846 That’s Sam Jr. I haven’t seen him since our split. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2847 Oh my God, Uncle Phil! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2848 Again, I see my inner-self. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2849 It's Angela, and I think this is in very bad taste! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2850 I see my breakfast. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2851 But Doctor... I AM the Great Blotliacci... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2852 My “interpretation” is that you had an accident, again. There are pills for that, you know. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2853 Doctor R. you are using me! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2854 Its my mother... who fell to her death. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2855 Did I tell you I used to be a teacher? I mentored the greats! Betty White! Jack Black! Jeff Goldblum! And you're asking me about splotches? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2856 I've been reduced to an ink blot. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2857 I am sick and tired of cultural misappropriation against my kind by you psychologists. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2858 My entire family. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2859 Again. It’s my mother. Look, what are you tryin’ to get at? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2860 I see what you're trying to do here! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2861 All I see is my cousin Leo splattered all over that page! He gave his all for science. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2862 Is this some kind of sick joke 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2863 Dear God, that one’s a crime scene too! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2864 Your lab results are concerning 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2865 It looks like one of my early efforts. I got better. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2866 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2867 Also my mother... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2868 I thought I was sick in the head but now I'm nausious. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2869 Tragic accident, but expected, no doubt. He was usually tippy. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2870 I honestly don’t know. Maybe if you hum a few bars. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2871 I must have been blotto. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2872 Oh my God, what has Rorschach done to my mother? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2873 It all began with a playground altercation that escalated. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2874 OH NO! Now she’ll never grow up to have a bottle of her own! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2875 I was young and foolish then. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2876 Can you give us any help deciphering the meaning of your father's will? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2877 It really speaks to something inside of me. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2878 I see a very bad hangover. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2879 Of course it looks sad. It’s from my blue period. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2880 I have no remorse. He got what he deserved. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2881 No, I mean that actually is my mother. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2882 Looks like my ex. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2883 Oh, I don’t know, just looks like an old tissue to me. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2884 It’s not what it looks like. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2885 Thanksgiving. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2886 I was having a bad day 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2887 Once Again, that is my cousin India Black. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2888 You said I should spill my guts. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2889 That's crazy Uncle Ralph. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2890 Stop guilt-tripping me! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2891 Uncle Harry! 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2892 That test has been nothing but a blot on our family history. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2893 It's nothing more than my sneeze, Doc. Honest! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2894 It's my psyche that's brought me here! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2895 It’s just a means of expression. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2896 Umh,Ink?! Looks like Jerome. Yes,definitely Jerome. Oh my,is he ok? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2897 Are you listening? I’m spilling my guts here. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2898 I’m fixated on death? You keep showing me corpses! 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2899 I thought I knew what that was, but I blotted it out. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2900 That's Charles R. and his leaky pen! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2901 This is what happens when the deadline spills over into dinner time. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2902 it makes me feel like I’m spilling my guts 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2903 I don’t know what to tell you. I was just spitballing. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2904 Do you have any idea how much ink my people have spilled for you Dr R.? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2905 I see a pencil. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2906 What do you mean by "tell me more"? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2907 ‘Adjusting to life outside the pen…it’s just not a pretty picture.’ 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2908 For the hundredth time, it’s not a butterfly! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2909 I’m telling you, they all look like my mother. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
2910 I know it's a cliche, but it reminds me of my mother. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2911 I see careless waste. 1.1954 0.06082 87 77 3 7
2912 That's my Mother finding out the results of my paternity test. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2913 Well, to looks like projectile vomit. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2914 Must we again discuss my mother? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2915 Yes, Dr. Rorschach, I believe I can help you. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2916 nothing, sorry, my feelings are all bottled up 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2917 I'd say it's my uncle Harry after he fell down the stairs. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2918 OK, I'll tell you about my mother. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2919 Is this a joke? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2920 Yeah, I know that guy. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2921 Doc she’s a babe but how’s this going to help me? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2922 C’mon Stan, you know how I hate to do centerfolds. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2923 I see yesterday's dinner. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2924 Yes Doctor, I’m not proud of some of the things I’ve done when I was blotto. That’s why I’ve come to you. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2925 I spill my guts and you show me that?!! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2926 Once again, it is spilled ink. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2927 Now that's Uncle Ulrich. He was the Rorschach's gardener for a while. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2928 It hasn’t been easy being an icon 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2929 . "I thought SO" 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2930 I swear! Im innocent! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2931 I thought we agreed we’d move on from talking about my mother 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2932 You’re making me hungry. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2933 Sorry, doc. I had another meltdown! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2934 Just don’t shoot the messenger, OK doc? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2935 Well, the first thing that pops into my head is that that's the first thing that popped out of my head. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2936 I dis-stain this type of psychological testing. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2937 They don't call me a drip for nothing. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
2938 I had an upset stomach. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2939 I am an ink bottle. I know a spill when I see it! 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
2940 Your blowing my mind! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2941 That could be. But I can never be sure without genetic tests. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2942 That's when Dad dropped my brother Joey. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
2943 I don’t want to talk about that. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2944 I usually only have to get up once at night. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2945 I see my life flashing before my eyes. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2946 Yeah, sorry about that. I got in a fight with the stapler. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2947 My drama-queen sister being her frantic self 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2948 I just can't blot like I used to 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2949 Dr. Freud, mom spilled her guts again, didn’t she? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2950 My brain on politics. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
2951 What do I see? I see murder, plain and simple. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2952 Reminds me of the last time I was used 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2953 I came so fucking hard 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
2954 A strong handshake. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2955 No, I mean that's actually my mother. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2956 My wife sent you a nude? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
2957 Writer's Blot is no excuse for such language! 1.1935 0.07213 62 55 2 5
2958 My boyfriend getting mad? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2959 You bet I'm stuck. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2960 It's like I have a split personality. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2961 I see a horse finishing last at the Preakness. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2962 Were you obliged to pick up my handkerchief? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2963 Memento Mori 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
2964 I’ll have the pastrami on rye 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2965 No, I have no idea how that happened. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2966 Why do you think that is mine? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2967 I see my little brother. After I beat him up! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2968 And this is why we don’t bottle our emotions up. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2969 “…sure I’m creeped out… but why does it have to give us all a bad image…” 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2970 I'm sorry. I just can't control myself. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2971 Again with the ‘blots’. I tell ya doc, I see ink ‘art’! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2972 Well, that's not what I see. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2973 Yes I have made some mistakes in my past 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2974 Do I really need to discuss my nightmares here and now? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2975 It was the pen 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2976 judging by my ultrasound picture, i should be normal 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2977 It's still two giant octopi having me. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2978 My work is always misinterpreted. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2979 - I’m over qualified re alcohol ink paintings compared to that? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2980 Sorry doc, it’s allergy season 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2981 What can I say, I’m a squirter 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2982 Looks like me when I wasn't so bottled up. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2983 “So you’re telling me the ultrasound shows I’m carrying conjoined twins?” 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2984 Well... Depends. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2985 It's not your fault. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2986 Hmmm, give me a minute. Oh, I know...I see Rorschach's dark imaginings. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2987 My wife is a jigger. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2988 Can you go over the doctor-patient confidentiality legalities again? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2989 For the first time, I can see myself so clearly. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2990 No way. He didn't jump; he was pushed. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2991 It's my best work and someone is using it as a GIF of Trump's brain. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2992 My first frat party. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
2993 Of course I'm depressed. I don't get any royalties! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2994 I see… my great aunt Ethel! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2995 That blot didn’t come from me. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2996 So we’re rifling through each other’s trash now? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
2997 At least this test is better than a scan tron. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2998 Sorry but that brings back a lot of unpleasant emotions I'd rather not revisit. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
2999 As a mother's helper I have seen worse . A little soda will get that out 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3000 Yeah—I really droppered the ball on that one. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3001 Yeah, I did a centerfold when I was young, so what? We all did! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3002 Yes,officer,that's my murdered son. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3003 It's my first attempt at cartooning. Don't you think it's funny? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3004 eradicate 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3005 I see someone squeezing my head. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3006 Well Doc,I spilled my guts. What do you see? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3007 It was just a dream. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3008 Why are you showing me my genealogy chart? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3009 Are you making fun of my colour blindness? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3010 It always comes back to my parents 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3011 Don’t worry, it’s just a cold - COVID is over. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3012 Everyone overanalyzes my work but all I did was sneeze. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3013 That’s a selfie I took last week. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3014 Elmer’s? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3015 Mother's Love 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3016 Daddy? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3017 I see… what’s inside of me 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3018 I'm sorry. I couldn't find a tissue fast enough. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3019 I see another depressive human 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3020 It's like looking at my life on paper." 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3021 That's why I need a lawyer. I invented that test and have never received a penny in royalties. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3022 What do you mean it “disturbed” them? That’s my best one yet! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3023 I burped! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3024 Same as the last one. I see my mother. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3025 I told you, I don't recognize him. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3026 Yeah, another sonogram. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3027 I don’t know what to tell you. I was feeling sick. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3028 I never realized he was so unhappy - so depressed - enough to commit suicide - a wasted life. It all makes me so sad. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
3029 I swear, I've never seen it before...do I need to call a lawyer? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3030 I don't know what happened, my cork fell out and now everyone says I stink. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3031 This is the one I can't get out of my mind. It means Trump may run again. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3032 This is the incriminating evidence! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3033 that one looks like my sister. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3034 My mother...It's always my mother. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3035 Lately, doc, it seems like it's always all about me. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3036 Yup. That’s my work on King George III signature attempt. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3037 Apologies. I was trying to use cursive. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3038 Rorschach, my ass! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3039 What do I see? A man who can't read the room. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3040 There was definitely less judgment when your dog salivated. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3041 ‘That was a private selfie and she should not have shared that with you’ 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3042 I drip, therefore I am. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3043 Do I really need to spill my guts anymore? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3044 ‘Oh yes, that’s my great, great, great grandfather, Splat.’ 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3045 Whew. I really spilled my guts today. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3046 The splatter is the window to the soul 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3047 Yes, yes, that looks like the culprit, but maybe a little more definition on the upper right. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3048 Death, again. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3049 I see the blood of my enemies. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3050 This test is a bit too personal. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3051 Looks like my girlfriends 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3052 My old man's last cough--he was a bit phlegmy in his later years 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3053 That's the last! You've drained me dry! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3054 First you steal from me, now you mock me. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3055 I see children, having children! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3056 Inca artwork. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3057 My little baby...Isn't she adorable? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3058 What do my test results say, Doc. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3059 How did you get all these pictures of my family? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3060 That's not my kid. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3061 It's me all over, that says it all. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3062 I see a part of me that’s lost its fluidity. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3063 She said it was OK, it could happen to anyone. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3064 Oh, so you're making fun of me now? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3065 Bless you" "Thank you 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3066 Uhhh, my mommy? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3067 Really, I don’t have “mommy” issues, but that is CLEARLY my mother! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3068 Mom's side of the family. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3069 I see my mother expressing everything she'd bottled up for years. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3070 I used to be a poly-blot 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3071 I feel depleted 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3072 I'm sorry but we can't approve your loan. None of your signatures match up. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3073 So sorry.. I was just a baby. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3074 That’s the first time I’ve seen her since we split up. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3075 Are we talking about my father again? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3076 It reminds me of wetting the bed. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3077 A graveyard of relationships. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3078 When you’re a decongestant, everything looks like a sneeze. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3079 Sorry, I have allergies. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3080 I don't know what you see but that's a dead ringer for my uncle Bernie. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3081 Where did it all start? I was at a sleepover at Sigmund’s house and had an accident. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3082 Every one you show me reminds me of my mother. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3083 Doc… i literally just came. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3084 Where did you get that?! They told me the negative had been destroyed! 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
3085 That’s Billie, my firstborn. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3086 That was my mother's final blot, Dr. Roar-Shock. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3087 I guess I'm afraid of what I am on the inside. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3088 Mom said I was a mistake 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3089 Self portrait of me during by blue period. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3090 Do you show blood spatters to your human patients? What sort of sadistic madman are you? “What does this look like,” indeed — it looks like exhibit A in your murder trial, that’s what! I’m calling the cops. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3091 We don't talk about Bruno., no, no, no! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3092 OK, so I need some Depends. Don’t rub it in. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3093 I find this offensive. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3094 Is it cliche if I say I see my mother? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3095 We got a blot to talk about. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3096 I see something I wish I could erase. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3097 It still look like blotto to me. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3098 Not entirely sure, but I think that’s my brother Arnold.” 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3099 I'm depressed, Dr. Rorschach. A Ph.D. in Art History and I'm constantly being type-casted. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3100 Rorschach forced to swallow his own medicine. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3101 It’s your job Mr Rorschach 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3102 I see the psychological hangups of others, refracted through the blood of my brethren. And this isn’t even my best work. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3103 That was a long time ago, man. Six therapists and one cap later I feel like myself again. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3104 My father having sex with my mother 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3105 I’m tired of playing the game of “blame the messenger”! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3106 I've got an inkling I should look within 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3107 It’s the last time I saw my mother. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3108 oh no! Mommy! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3109 That's when Uncle Sheaffer fell off the desk. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3110 Sorry Doc, this premature ejaculation is really embarrassing 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3111 I see a dog whistle. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3112 Yes, but that's only a part of me! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3113 I’d prefer if you didn’t go through my diary. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3114 No Mas, doctor-No Mas! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3115 That’s from your art class? Sweetie you need to get a new teacher. That’s sad! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3116 Tree pollen just makes me sneeze! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3117 Is this some sort of reverse psychology? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3118 I see my relatives. Drop by drop. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3119 I guess it kind of reminds me of my mom. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3120 The splatter tells its own tale. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3121 My mother was a simple splotch. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3122 Sometimes I see a Milky Way. Sometimes I see a glue splatter. I don’t know who I am anymore! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3123 Uncle Inky after the cartoon police interrogated him. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3124 I see pen nibs. I always see nibs. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3125 I can never escape my past mistakes. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3126 I'm gonna guess,... a Jackson Pollock? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3127 I'm looking at my self on the sidewalk from 100 stories up. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3128 I’m not ready to talk about my wild youth. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3129 I told you. I see my cousin Leo from Tucson. In fact, it very well may be my cousin Leo from Tucson! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3130 I’ve really made a mess of things 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3131 All I can see is my mother. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3132 They made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3133 I was in a dark place, okay? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3134 That’s not my child Dr., run the test again. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3135 That is India, my late wife. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3136 For my first wish I was telling the Genie I wanted to be incredible, but he got struck by lightning before I could finish the word, which is…incredible. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3137 Maybe I’m over-inking things 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3138 What brings you in today? Spill it. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3139 MY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF MY PROBLEMS. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3140 Alright, OK. Mistakes were made, sheesh. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3141 Yeah, I know, Shaq’s paintings need some work. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3142 I told you, I'm not going to blame my parents. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3143 I'm not sure what you expected 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3144 Either the depths of my soul, or something I barfed up last week. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3145 I had to pee. You got a problem with that? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3146 Is that all I am to you? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3147 You really want me to spill my guts here. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3148 I might have taken “bleed on the page” too literally 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3149 A bit culturally insensitive Doc. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3150 …More baby puke. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3151 That's my brother just causing trouble again. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3152 That looks like a son of mine. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3153 Doc, a sneeze is only a sneeze! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3154 Reminds me of wetting myself upon meeting the new King. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3155 The abstracts start at $200. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3156 I know he’s dead!, Why do you keep showing pictures of the accident? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3157 Whatever it is, I didn't do it. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3158 This is not appropriate workplace behavior. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3159 It’s hard to see my mother like that! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3160 So you can see why I bottle things up. My mother was all over the place. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3161 Quink thoughts, Mr. Freud. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3162 Why do you persist in showing me pictures of my parents 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3163 Daddy! Er, Mommy? No, it's definitely Daddy. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3164 Doc, they ALL look like barf to me. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3165 You are a naughty boy, doctor 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3166 I see a blot mimicking me." "Now I am fairly certain you have a narcissistic disorder. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3167 That reminds me, where is your restroom? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3168 I don't have an inkling what that is. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3169 Yes, that was Uncle Harry. He jumped out of a 10th floor window. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3170 Can you leak who did this? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3171 Ink think shrink 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3172 I suppose your napkin needs a good laundry 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3173 Did you just fish my Kleenex out of the garbage? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3174 Sorry I threw up all over this. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3175 It's about my premature ejaculation doc. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3176 High Tide Coke 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3177 It’s all fun and games for you but that was my child 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3178 So I borrowed your handkerchief. So what?. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3179 I see my mother issues. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3180 Sometimes I spill, that's all it is. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3181 My lifeblood… 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3182 This one stirs up a lot for me. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3183 I see a little silhouetto of a man. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
3184 Alas,poor Rorschach! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
3185 I keep focusing on the ink and can't get the whole picture. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3186 Rorschach gets all the credit when I did all the work. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3187 What does it look like? It looks like me...They all look like me... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3188 I know what you’re thinking and it wasn’t me. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3189 And then it all came spilling out. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3190 I must be a narcissist - all I see is myself. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
3191 I want to say Uncle Harry, but he blotted a lot better than that. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3192 Someone threw my coffee on the sidewalk. That's what I see. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3193 I'd rather not think about it... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3194 I really wish you’d stop utilizing my used tissues as a tool for psychiatric assessment… these are people’s lives we’re talking about here. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
3195 My mother, Indelible! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3196 Pussy. Pussy again. Doc, I'm tellin' ya, I can't think of nothin' else! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3197 Wow, Murray has really let himself go! 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
3198 When you’re a nipple, everything looks like a mouth. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3199 I know Dr Freud, but it’s the best self portrait I could do 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3200 Explain THIS!? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3201 I see you failed art school. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3202 Is that my PSA test? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3203 Wait, do you have her number? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3204 Doctor, are you trying to tell me I blot out my past? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3205 That one’s my mother. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3206 I never had sex with that paper. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3207 That was an embarrassing accident, but you can have it if you want, Mr. Rorschach. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3208 The first word? I'll tell you the first word that comes to mind: doppelgänger. It's an eternal blot on my reputation. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
3209 I don’t know. I feel like I just never made it. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3210 Aren't resumes supposed to show and not tell? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3211 I see a messy sketch pad, and a QUACK! Who overcharged me! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3212 Seriously … are you for real? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3213 You’re an animal. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3214 A beautiful 90s printer... Best years of my life. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3215 It is useless! Pumpkin spice is back whether I like it or not. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3216 You shouldn’t judge me just by a splash of my brain’s thoughts 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3217 Are you to imply this is “Two Ply”? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3218 You were all out of toilet roll, so I had to improvise 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3219 Oops I squirted 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3220 Cousin Fiona 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3221 Uncle Ritchie. I forgot how much I miss him. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3222 Why did you use black ink? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3223 That is NOT my signature on the loan application. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3224 Are you kidding? That's the only thing I get out of the divorce? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3225 Looks like a crime scene to me. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3226 Yes sir, that's my resume. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3227 Oh no. Spilt milk! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3228 Well Doctor...I don't know why you are surprised by my answer...after all, you're the one showing me the dirty pictures! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3229 Yes, I recognize him. Hello, Son! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3230 Ink to shrink, you said don't stay bottled up. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3231 Yep, that's the real me. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3232 Mortality... 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3233 Oh dear, looks like Grandpa." 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3234 Well if you want my expert opinion, it's either the end of civilization as we know it, or it's just a butterfly." 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3235 What do I see? I see my past. I see my present. I see my future. I also see why I’m running about a pint short 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3236 I see a strong influence by Jackson Pollock. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3237 I think you might be projecting. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3238 I want you to find my mother's killer. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3239 That would be my cousin Rodney but you’re holding it upside down 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3240 You can't pen that on me, Doc! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3241 I see myself ... naked. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3242 Bullshit 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3243 What were you thinking? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3244 Sorry I spilled on your paper, Dr. Rorschach. Can you still use it? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3245 You see, they want me to believe that computers did away with all of us, but I'm saying your kind is to blame, doc. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3246 Well, it has three meanings. Four, if you count 'nothing.' 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3247 You always have to bring my mother into this, don't you? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3248 ‘That was a dark moment in my past. ‘ Mira Dragisic Elmhurst, IL 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3249 i’m a changed man i promise 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3250 Listen Doc, this exposure therapy is doing nothing for my fear of death. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3251 Doc, my head must not be screwed on right. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3252 For the hundredth time, I sneezed! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3253 I painted that one as a child. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3254 But, that was long ago! A lot has changed since then. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3255 Sorry, it's just that goatees are a real turn-on for me. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3256 My first day of school... [sniff...] a bully put the squeeze on me... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3257 That's me in a fountain pen 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3258 Yuk, that's one of my used tissues. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3259 I see my grandfather morphing into a butterfly 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3260 Uh, Terry, I thought I told you- no more sifting through my trash. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3261 So,you don't understand me, either? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3262 When I spilled my guts I didn’t expect you to throw it back in my face. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3263 Doctor I'm losing my mojo! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3264 Easy for you to say not to take it personally.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3265 This is what I get when I try to open up. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3266 Atchoo! Oh, sorry. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3267 I feel like you’re judging me. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3268 Sure I recognize him. It's my brother crying for help! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3269 I see a recurring nightmare. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3270 A sneeze ? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3271 How would you feel? Once I was used to create masterpieces". Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point,O 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3272 What a nightmarish example of inkblot, Chief Inspector. I recognize the pattern. We have to find that fountain pen before it strikes again. And I have an inkling that a sheet of fine paper could help us solve the case. Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3273 Self-Portrait, ink on paper. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3274 Yes sir, that is my brother, did he die peacefully? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3275 JOHNNY!!! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3276 I don't think so. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3277 Well, if that doesn't look exactly like my firstborn! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3278 That's not my writing! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3279 I’m keeping my copay this week. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3280 Why are you showing me my wife's pap smear? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3281 I don't know what it means, either. It's the best I can do. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3282 Sorry, it's the ragweed. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3283 How low in potassium? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3284 Sometimes, I just can't keep it all bottled up any longer. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3285 Sorry but someone surprised me. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3286 OK, so I’d hooked up with this Montblanc in Paris (Gawd, I was so full of myself back then) …." 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3287 I've been wondering what happened to Cousin Inky? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3288 Before I answer, how many readers will know what an ink bottle looks like? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3289 I'm telling you Doc,that's just not me! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3290 I see my dead father. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3291 PTSD, my parents always loved my brother more than me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3292 A trigger warning would have been appreciated. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3293 He ran out of brushes, so I gave him a little squirt of color. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3294 Looks like the story of my life. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3295 black raspberry 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3296 This one also makes me feel empty. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3297 I always knew he'd amount to nothing but a blot on the family. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3298 That was my best squeeze! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3299 Nobody uses fountain pens and I am out of work 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3300 I couldn't find the bathroom. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3301 I was trying to think about baseball. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3302 I'm not Jackson Pollock and I have an alibi. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3303 I thought I just farted! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3304 I told you last time. I do not know! I just don't have it in me! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3305 I fear you'll find my answer Narcissistic. - 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3306 Are you SURE you want to do this? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3307 Sorry for the sneeze! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3308 I really spilled my guts out this time…didn’t I, Doc? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3309 It’s like you’ve never seen someone sneeze before. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3310 OK, so I was a little premature, I get easily excited. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3311 Nocturnal emission. 1.1806 0.06356 72 64 3 5
3312 Don't remind me. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3313 I know, I'm a narcissist 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3314 Chocolate Milk 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3315 I just wish I could live a more colorful life. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3316 Maybe I need Depends 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3317 My parents! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3318 It’s a long story, and I think my mother is in there somewhere… 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3319 Self-loathing 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3320 That's exactly how I feel inside doc 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3321 It's the same as all the others Doc, I see my own blood splattered. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3322 Hey, that's my youngest - always looking for attention. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3323 Mom, when Dad forgets their anniversary. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3324 That's an inkblot. Are you kidding? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3325 Let's just say . . . there are things I'd rather forget. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3326 Look how beautiful my mom was! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3327 It doesn’t matter it’s disappearing ink 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3328 It's a tribute. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3329 Lately I feel that I just can’t cut the mustard. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3330 That's my cousin Eddy. He's a prick. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3331 OK, are you gonna help me, or just screw around? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3332 I kept at it until it became popular. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3333 Hello Jerry" 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3334 …so my stomach is upset. Alright?! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3335 It may be just a inkblot to you but it lifeblood to me! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3336 As you can see, I have been pulled in too many ways recently. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3337 Do I have to? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3338 I know, I know - the answer's inside me. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3339 Is this a Rorschach test or an accusation? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3340 - An artist never explains his work 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3341 I need fulfillment in other spots. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3342 It’s Impressionism, Carl. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3343 I had to go, what can I tell you. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3344 I plead the Fifth. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3345 It's all sex with you, huh? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3346 Yeah, content with no form. Exactly like I feel inside. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3347 So you’re saying that what I’ve been searching for has been inside of me all along? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3348 You fell for that crap? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3349 Oh, doctor, this one makes me want to spill my guts. Skidamarink a dink a dink, skidamarink a doo, I love you! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3350 Okay! I was excited. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3351 My final work - I call it Obsolete. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3352 I said I was sorry 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3353 I see my past, present, and future. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3354 It’s spilt milk. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3355 It's about my strained relationship with my father. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3356 My apologies. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3357 I can't say which part, it's my mother for crying out loud. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3358 Look like an autopsy. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3359 I would say an explosion of a bottle of my competitor. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3360 It came out like word vomit. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3361 That’s Sheaffer Ultrablack Quickdry Premium. Is that helpful? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3362 I didn’t do it! I told you, King Charles did it!! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3363 I think 'God bless you.' would be nice to say. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3364 I don't want to talk about the past. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3365 I guess you could call it a happy ending. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3366 I see an unfortunate mishap. I see a slip of the pen. And I see me, spilling my guts.” 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3367 I feel my talents are not being used to their true potential 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
3368 No matter how much I dry, it's never good enough. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3369 Why is everything always about my mother! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3370 No, that's not sublimation. I'm blotting it out. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
3371 Looks like my spit splat… 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3372 I'm sorry, Dr. Rorschach. I did that in a moment of angst. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3373 Oh! I thought for a moment that it was one of my offspring. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3374 Are you trying to humiliate me? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3375 Looks like before I was in a well 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3376 I dunno, looks like a fat spider to me. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3377 Dr Rorschach wears me out spilling ink 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3378 I take better photos ! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
3379 I miss Julie... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3380 Looks familiar. Have I been there? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3381 I'm just trying to express what's inside me. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3382 That’s my encounter with a centrefold. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3383 Okay, you got me. I have mommy issues. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3384 It's an early trauma that I tried to blot from my memory. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3385 I HAD AN INKLING YOU'D TRY TO GET ME TO SPILL SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3386 Look, I told you before, I am the producer, not the interpreter! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3387 That isn’t mine. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3388 That reminds of an embarrasing mess I once made when I was sick. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3389 My father of course. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3390 My mother told me not to cry over spilled ink. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3391 They knew I’d tell HR. What kind of Company Ink would I be otherwise?! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3392 I have an inkling that it's you! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3393 Ahh yes, I see the remnants of my dead brother. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3394 This is what makes me think you are projecting. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3395 I don't appreciate you showing me pornography 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3396 I see 'me' splashed on newspapers all over the world 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3397 No use crying over spilled ink! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3398 That’s all that’s left of my brother Blotto. Killed in the Cyber War of 2015. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3399 Blood. Lots of blood. And maybe some glue... 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3400 No, I don’t recognize any of these people. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3401 premature ejaculation, of course 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3402 Same as the others…mom going back to the office 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3403 Mother again! Where did you get these pictures? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3404 It looks like my first wife. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3405 The kid that sits behind me in English class thinks it's funny to squeeze my head. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3406 I thought this would be a closed casket. 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
3407 Doc, I'm telling you: sometimes a splat is just a splat. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3408 Why are you showing me a picture of my parents fighting? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3409 That's my cousin Vinny! He always wanted to make a splash. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3410 It reminds me that I need to go. Where's the bathroom? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3411 I’m such an imposter. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3412 Okay, I threw up, so what? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3413 He was the victim of a frustrated artist, thrown across the room in a fit of rage. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3414 I always wondered what happened to Junior. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3415 It's a breast-fed baby. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3416 Why are you bringing up my mother again? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3417 Doc,you know I'm not ready to talk about her yet. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3418 That’s when they told me, don’t worry it’s just an Enema… 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3419 Obviously it’s a crab. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3420 I see my inner child 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
3421 You didn’t tell me this was going to be so invasive. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3422 A trigger warning would've been nice. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3423 Teeth, Teeth, they all look like Teeth! What's wrong with me? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3424 Frankly, it looks like me about thirty minutes after a feeding." 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3425 My mother...my mother....my mother...don't you have any other pictures doc? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3426 Vulva. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
3427 I see a slow death in large sheets of blotting paper. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3428 What it looks like isn't my main concern. Can you scratch my forehead? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3429 I was just having a bad day. It happens to everyone. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
3430 Actually, I'm hoping that will get me on "Finding Your Roots" . 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3431 The truth: Jackson Pollock, you are not. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3432 Mon Blanc! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3433 That really shows what's on the inside 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3434 Yeah!? So I sneezed! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3435 I' ain't talking until I get my lawyer. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
3436 Bullseye? 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3437 I was framed. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3438 Yes, that's my tissue from Wednesday, why? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3439 I know it's not my best work, Doc. I've just been feeling so drained lately. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3440 Drunk splat 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3441 You could say, gesundheit. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3442 What you see is what you get. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3443 Basically, it’s a character piece 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3444 Showing me my dead identical twin doesn’t help with my recovery. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3445 I see a potential lawsuit. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3446 That was my first blood donation 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3447 I see an unhappy king. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3448 Exploded pen in front of class again. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3449 You’re right doc. They all remind me of my mother. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3450 King Charles 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3451 It must have been a Freudian slip! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3452 ...and that's a picture of my wife during happier times. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3453 I don't know. I understand about half of it." 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3454 It’s all black to me 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3455 I had a difficult adolescence. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3456 It's been a blot on my character for years. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3457 Even when I spill my guts out no one seems to care about what I meant. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3458 This isn't what I expected when they said 'be ready to spill your guts at therapy' 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3459 Guilt. I feel real remorse. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3460 No I don't hate my mother. Why would you ask that? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3461 they all just look like my mother. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3462 I see my father after his terrible fall. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3463 Ah yes, not one of my best works. What do you see? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3464 My first born. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3465 I’m sorry, I swear it was an accident! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3466 I can't bear this bloody thing ... every stinking time I feel so empty! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3467 That’s an old photo of me 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3468 And I did that one just after I graduated from Cooper Union. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3469 That one definitely looks like my ex. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3470 I see a blot. How about you? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3471 That one, too, makes me feel drained. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3472 ...A BIC pen! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3473 Rohrschach test? Without me he'd never have made it! 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3474 That's from my abstract expressionism period. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3475 "Sorry, I'll never spill my secrets. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3476 That wasn't my best day. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3477 OH, GOD! NOT COVID 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3478 Clearly, you HAVE the first thing that pops into my head. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3479 It was an accident. Make whatever you want of it. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3480 Why, that’s my great-uncle Remus! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3481 Is that me? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3482 Uhh, puppies. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3483 I get it, you want me to spill my guts. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3484 I've been leaking 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3485 I see me. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3486 Your test results came back psychologically ambiguous. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3487 My mother died when I was young... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3488 That was after my first divorce. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3489 Is your species emotionally insane? That's the tenth dead baby you've shown me! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3490 I see myself in all of them. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3491 Sorry Doc, these allergies are killing me. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3492 That's my first wife. She cheated on me with a fountain pen. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3493 Well, I don’t wear socks. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3494 Easy! that's my mom losing her temper. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3495 Dear Mother 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3496 Why do sneezes require deeper meanings other than allergy season? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3497 Sometimes the sheet is just like that when I wake up, Doc. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3498 I guess I better make that appointment with the urologist. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3499 That’s me, spilling my guts 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3500 Did they teach you that in school,Doctor? Or does cultural appropriation come naturally in your line of work? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3501 Hard to get back in the bottle, isn’t it? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3502 You don't want to know what I see Doc. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3503 Let’s discuss our buying the latest upgrade of the auto-correct software. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3504 Nice! Can I have her e-mail address? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3505 New Years Eve 1999. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3506 Reminds me a bit of my grandmother - she never bottled herself up. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3507 seeing it in my wife's own handwriting doesn't make the rejection any easier. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3508 Johnny Sins 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3509 That's my pal Kenny's. I'd recognise his work anywhere. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3510 Urinary tract infection 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3511 Oh my God! I did not do it! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3512 I swear…It was just an accident! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3513 It doesn't matter, it's all ink. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3514 You call it an inkblot. I call it Mommie Dearest. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3515 My kid could make that. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3516 A troubled adulthood 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3517 It looks like someone put a tomato in that book and sat on it." "I'm only a small bottle of catsup but I know tomatoes when I see them. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3518 I only see me? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3519 Makes me think of my mothers passing. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3520 That's just it! When people see me, they see whatever they want to see. How do you think that makes me feel? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3521 You'd feel the same way if you had my job! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3522 I’m not ready to talk about my generational trauma just yet… 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3523 How did you get my family photo album? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3524 Mommy ?? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3525 One last time, it’s acid reflux. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3526 I was young and enthusiastic when I did that one. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3527 Yes, Detective, that's my missing son. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3528 Oh that’s just correspondence from Dad 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3529 I don't think I've got it in me to do another one of these! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3530 It just seems like...you know...cart before the horse. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3531 Splooge 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3532 What do you see? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3533 That's an easy one, Christmas at the In-Laws. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3534 My nipple leaked 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3535 You see, nobody understands me. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3536 I see a man under pressure. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3537 Excuse me....Aren't you going to say gesundheit? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3538 I see this is all my life amounts to... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3539 Doctor: Keep in mind,not everything is the byproduct of your mother. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3540 I feel like the life is going to be sucked out of me! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3541 So I'm just supposed to spill my guts at these appointments? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
3542 ‘My auto-biography.’ 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3543 Well the proof is in the pudding. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3544 My early killer tomato period? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3545 My kid keeps putting them on the refrigerator door. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3546 Depression is a trickly subject. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3547 What?! Are you kidding me?! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3548 I'm drawing a blank... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3549 Don't read too much into this, but this looks EXACTLY like my mother. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3550 Cousin Jeffrey? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3551 Again... my mother. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3552 What is it with you making me spit onto paper, man? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3553 I can still feel Mother's kiss. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3554 Been there; did that. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3555 Did you have to go there? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3556 Yes Maury I confess. I AM THE FATHER 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3557 I think it’s for my audience to decide what it means. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3558 Blot. Blot. Always blot. Why can't it be 'Expression'? 'Art Noir'? Okay . . . it's a blot. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3559 Yeah, okay. It's my ink stain on it. But I didn't have pen sex with that paper. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3560 Hey, wait a sec. That's mine! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3561 Be still my heart! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3562 I don't know where you got that but I will sue for liable if you publish it. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3563 Just can't shake this darn cold. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3564 I’m blue and I’m worried it’s permanent. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3565 Does your cruelty know no limits? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3566 I swear I didn’t do it. Not my shade. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3567 You really are drawing me out 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3568 Yes, I blew my stack. I’m sorry. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3569 Oh great. I’d blotted her out of my memory. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3570 Loss. Same as the others. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3571 This test is making me feel quite exposed. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3572 It's you without the glasses. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3573 I heard King Charles is getting rid of me...for a lousy ballpoint!" 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3574 I didn't do that! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3575 I quit! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3576 Is this why I needed a blood test 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3577 Grandma, is that you? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3578 I don't like my art either professor. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3579 Suicide! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3580 Sorry. I forgot to wear my diapers. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3581 So you're saying I AM the father? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3582 It came bubbling up from inside me. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3583 That's me when I was first sentenced. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3584 All I see is my mother's death. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3585 Like I told you the last time, it’s my cousin Henry. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3586 Don’t judge me. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3587 No one understands me. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3588 It just happens when get older… 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3589 If you’d only let me explain… It’s not what you think it is! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3590 You got nothin'...I never seen 'im before in my life. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3591 I told you it's looking bleak. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3592 A horrible accident 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3593 Why is it always about mothers with you people? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3594 You’re really making me take a long look in the mirror today, doc. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3595 it says more about the one who drew it than about me #staypositive #good vibesonly 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3596 Tonight, Parker Quink. This is your life! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3597 #My New Yorker Caption "I resent and am embarrassed by your implication." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3598 I don’t see anything — it’s just an ink blot. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3599 Sigh... once again, I see my soul draining slowly away. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3600 Again, that seems eerily similar to all the others. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3601 That's me, pouring my heart out. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3602 Not one of my best works. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3603 I know pornography when I see it. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3604 I couldn’t make it to the bathroom! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3605 Yes, that’s my first-born, why do you ask? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3606 It’s the purest expression of myself. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3607 I was forced to sign that against my will. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3608 Yes, it's my mother again. It's always my mother. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3609 So tell me, who will you describe is in this picture Mr. Ink? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3610 What I see..is… SOMEONE has plagiarized my best work! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3611 Now how about this image, how does it make you feel? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3612 That's the ink blot calling the ink pot black. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3613 I sharted. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3614 It’s a self portrait from my blue period. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3615 I know what that is, I see it every day. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3616 Sorry, when I get sad, I tend to explode 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3617 I'm afraid I've started inking again. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3618 Then he said "Goodbye cruel world". And that's all I have left to remember him by. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3619 I just feel misunderstood. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3620 It was so long ago. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3621 Yet another oil-spilt crab expiring upon the white sands of Pensacola. From my aquatic series. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3622 You really got inside my head with that one 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3623 I did that one in the late 90’s! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3624 My grandpa on his deathbed. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3625 This one is my mother,too. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3626 I see one too many on a Saturday night. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3627 Please stop scaring me! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3628 Johnnie Jones, 4th grade, 1959, trying to fill his fountain pen. Man, that kid was dumb. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3629 Blots are so over…tats are the future. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3630 Prom night - 1976. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3631 It’s clear your bursting with emotion 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
3632 How long do I have, Doc? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3633 You're a sick man, you know that? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3634 I see a sadist holding an inkblot. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3635 Why must we always talk about my mother? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3636 I see my parents fighting 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3637 Patient shows signs of extreme narcissism. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3638 From the 23rd floor... and he had so much to live for. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3639 We have to talk about these Freudian slips 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3640 Sorry, that was uninktentional 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3641 What do YOU think it is? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3642 No, you are the source of all this confusion. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3643 Mom !!! I wondered where you went. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3644 I guess I shouldn't have order the vindaloo curry... 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3645 You never sharted? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3646 Where did you find that picture of my Mom? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3647 I see a computer. Am I mad? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3648 I see our economy, dead on arrival. I see my future, ruined, because your socialist policies have disrupted supply chains and priced me out of reach for most people. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3649 It took me hours, but I'm yet to get royalties. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3650 The world is my mirror. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3651 Doctor, I didn't come here to look at pornography. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3652 Let me ink 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3653 I see a two-faced clinician with a beard. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3654 The interrogator shows his last piece of evidence,” your dna is a 100% match!” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3655 My tissue the last time I sneezed. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3656 Looking for investors, I think it'll be big 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3657 It kinda looks like my third cousin. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3658 Oh, my poor son! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3659 I know Doc! I shouldn’t cry over spilled milk chocolate! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3660 I see myself...I am ink blotting myself during 5th grade Art class. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3661 That's a bootleg, not a real one of mine. You can tell 'cause they drew it with shoe polish. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3662 I can't be the only one who doesn't see a butterfly. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3663 Modern Expressionism. My best work. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3664 I don't recognize that evidence detective, I can't eventh -INK! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3665 Same as last week Doc. I see a lot of myself in these tests. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3666 This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3667 Now I just feel so empty inside. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3668 I thought we were here to talk about my marriage. Why are you showing me a picture of my mother? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3669 Death of my mother 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3670 When I see that it reminds me that I am out of Depends. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3671 Doc, I can't answer. I've Spilled my Guts too many times ! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3672 Story of my life, doc. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3673 Oh my gosh! That's my sister. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3674 I'm not as well as I look. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3675 How would you like your past mistakes shown to everyone? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3676 Oh, I remember mama…. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3677 It’s a stain from my past but I just try to forgive and forget. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3678 Again. I see my guts. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3679 I see... all my mistakes so clearly 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3680 Ruby...New Years' Eve..2015... 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3681 Doc, why am I still having wet dreams? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3682 Why does everything always have to be about Me? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3683 Yes, that was my husband. He was unfaithful so I had him blotted. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3684 Bad news, they found your prints at the scene. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3685 Well if you must know, it does look a little like my brother. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3686 A mouth, with sharp teeth. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3687 What? Are you trying to "trigger" me with Cousin Morty's autopsy photos? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3688 I know you'd like to be a psychologist when you grow up, but putting Rorschach ink blots in every library book is not acceptable. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3689 Sorry Doc, won't happen again. I'll use the toilet next time. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3690 It’s just me! Ya know? It’s who I am! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3691 And that's my cousin Heinz. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3692 Well, how would YOU feel if your innermost thoughts were splashed to all the world? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3693 This comes from deep inside. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3694 I just sneezed, please don't fire me. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3695 It's the same as the last one doc - it just looks like a person to me 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3696 That was during my Indian Blue period, obviously. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3697 This looks like my poor sister, after she was thrown against the wall 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3698 I'm tired of being called a, " a little squirt". 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3699 Monsters from the id. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3700 My kid could sneeze something better than that. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3701 That? That's a spitting image of me, is what that is. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3702 Lips 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3703 I don't like to sleep in the inkspot. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3704 . Sorry but I just couldn’t help it…she filled me with a vile veggie puree. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3705 Your first ultrasound. I found it for your baby book.” 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3706 That's me looking at the first ballpoint pen. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3707 I admit I was a bit tipsy that day. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3708 Gesundheit. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3709 You're the shrink -- you tell me what I meant. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3710 I got too excited 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3711 I keep seeing a stylus poking my guts without anesthesia, doc. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3712 Aww…CBD? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3713 My son, Rorschach! I filed a missing persons report. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3714 Crime scene. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3715 Well, you did ask me to spill my guts 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3716 Why do I keep having these thoughts? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3717 Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3718 I see my greatest mistake 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3719 This has your name all over it. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3720 Okay, but do I have to feel such guilt about living vicariously through myself? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3721 It looks like something that sucks--hell, everybody I know sucks! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3722 I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it in any longer! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3723 Yeah, sorry about that. I ate some bad fish. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3724 THIS one looks like my baby picture also! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3725 Rorschach? Bullshit! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3726 I unwind on Fridays. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3727 That was a blot on my career! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3728 I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every image looks like a blood splatter. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3729 Crazed ketchup. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3730 Splat, splat, splat. Always my fault. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3731 M m mommy . . . 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3732 A terrible, wasted life. That's what I see. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3733 That one is my pride and joy. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3734 Eh … caught an edge doing a triple salchow. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3735 It's me, after my wife finds out about... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3736 It looks like user error. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3737 Work--they all look like work, Doc. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3738 Formless, shapeless, but you, sir, are heartless. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3739 A mirror? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3740 That's your signature, doc? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3741 Blood. Again. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3742 Impending emptiness. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3743 I don't know, I'm not feeling that well. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3744 Bad enchiladas 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3745 You do one stupid thing in college and it follows you your whole life. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3746 An infant discovers that my hat is the source of an untenable career. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3747 I feel like my life’s work has always been misinterpreted. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3748 All I can see is my future 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3749 Picnic overreach. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3750 So am I supposed to see something or is that just a splatter? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3751 Octo-pussy 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3752 I believe that one was when they got the Pillow Guy’s phone. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
3753 We’d prefer that you use toilet paper next time. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3754 Excuse me! I started this entire thing... I call this plagiarism. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3755 Tarantino. Again. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3756 tragic 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3757 Ya, so? I sneezed ? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3758 What do I see, Doctor? I see my life dripping away - slowly,surely dripping away! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3759 doc, i've been running on empty 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
3760 Why does everything have to be about my mother? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3761 Yes, it IS one of my earlier works, but I still feel it explains me. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3762 Doc, I didn’t come here to look at your dirty pictures” 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
3763 Years of misrepresentation.” 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3764 It's Covid 23 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3765 I don't see the point of this. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3766 The Twilight Zone? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3767 Did you try asking the printer? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
3768 This one makes me feel very sad - it reminds me of the end of a relative who fell in a total spill. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3769 I came here for help, not to be laughed at. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
3770 I don't see the resemblance. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3771 It reminds me of the last time I spilled my secrets. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3772 Me, blowing my top. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3773 Going from a Fountain Pen to a Blot has my self worth undermined 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3774 What do I see? A small piece of myself." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, Minn 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3775 The investigation proved it was an accident. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3776 Again, emptiness. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3777 There’s so much I want to blot out of my mind. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3778 It looks like the photocopier after holiday parties 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3779 Boy o Boy, I really lost my head on that one, didn’t I? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3780 Really?? I thought I was invisible. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3781 Since you are having some daddy issues, please tell me what you see 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3782 Poor Uncle Al 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3783 I know pulling out is not a safe method... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3784 Look, sometimes I blow my top, but I’m no squid, alright? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3785 I was reading this erotic novel and… you know… it just happened. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
3786 I know, I’m sorry. I couldn’t find a tissue. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
3787 It’s my mom, disappointed in me. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3788 It’s always black and white with you, Doc. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3789 That wasn’t me - I’ve never been to Belize! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3790 I’ve never had someone see themselves in a rorschach test before. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3791 Wow this 23andMe test is really accurate, that’s definitely my great great great grandmother 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3792 Doc, I don’t know what to tell you. I don’t see my mum like that… 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
3793 For the love of god man! I left that tissue in the bin for a good reason 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
3794 What do I see, you ask?! Me! I’m all dried up! What’s left of me? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3795 Where you when the page was blank, doctor? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3796 I was a different person back then. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3797 I don't know, I don't know! They just squeezed the life out of me! 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3798 I see id, ego, super-ego, and my Uncle Herman. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3799 So desirable. So unattainable. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
3800 This is not going to end well, is it? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3801 Where do you get these crazy ideas? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3802 Yes, I can see a long nose and a goatee, however I didn’t mean it to be your portrait 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
3803 Can we leave my mother out of this? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3804 I'm sorry for sneezing, but I really don't think it's a good idea to hold it back. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3805 That bitch! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3806 Sigh, my first girlfriend. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3807 Daddy?" @silverlb5 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3808 Looks like my wife after she fell off the desk 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3809 An artist knows not of his work. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3810 I'm more than THAT. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3811 I was trying to be post-modern 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3812 the chicken was undercooked 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3813 Yes, that's my splat. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3814 I remember that. It was a blue Monday. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3815 Ah,man! You sure turned my insides out with that one! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3816 I see emptiness. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3817 Obviously, it was both a difficult and exciting time in my career. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3818 I had to go somewhere! The restrooms just say men or women. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3819 Me, without the bottle. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3820 What happens when the Montblanc is bogus. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3821 That one also reminds me of my mother. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3822 I can crap better art than that... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3823 I don’t know Doc…It kind of looks like my cousin Joey. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3824 I thought I had blotted all of my bottle this time! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3825 I still miss her. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3826 I am not responsible for what you see. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3827 Are you suggesting I am lying, please call Hermann Rorschach 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
3828 I used to love that spot -then again, there's where she left me... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3829 I see a dried up retiree. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3830 It's like looking into a mirror and seeing everything I've kept bottled up my entire life. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
3831 Hm, I'd say a pompous shrink whose wife left him because he had to be right about everything. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3832 My cousin Eddie after the fall. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3833 Of all my offspring I had highest hopes for him - but he turned into a family stain like all the others 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3834 I see my life getting turned upside down. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3835 That looks like me when I'm feeling a bit anemic. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3836 That’s very inappropriate. Have you no sense of decency? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3837 Every one looks like me. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3838 Call my brother Wite-Out. He’ll fix it. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
3839 Will this really help solve my self esteem issues? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3840 A blot after my own ink. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3841 And that was the last time I saw my mom. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3842 I'm deeply offended by your use of cultural appropriation. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3843 I see...that time I was dropped from an office desk! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3844 A shrink splat? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3845 I see someone who lost their beloved fountain pen. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
3846 And just why does this make you feel empty? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3847 Maybe this helps with your other patients, but I’d rather not talk about it. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3848 I poured my heart out, and that’s all I have to show for it. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3849 No, that's not her. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3850 And the artist still takes all the credit for the work! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3851 Looks like something my son did. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3852 I see my untimely death. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3853 Beer after wine is NOT fine. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3854 Were you going through my trash? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3855 Auntie Helen 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3856 I can't help but feel you have an ulterior motive for collecting samples of my stool... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3857 Sorry, they all remind me of my mother. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3858 I keep telling you, they all look like my mother. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3859 Just another sad day in the office. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3860 OMG, that's one of my kids! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3861 No! Why don't you explain it to me . . . 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3862 Too soon 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3863 Man, I told you, I ain’t ready to talk about Rorschach. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3864 It reminds me of all the times I messed up. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3865 I'm just sayin' I find it odd you have my family photos just laying around doc. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3866 Oh, the humanity! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3867 It brings up a lot of teenage suppressed memories. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3868 You're supposed to be helping me recover from my trauma, not make it worse! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3869 I'm done bleeding on the page for you 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3870 I know, but I just don't feel seen. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3871 Doctor, I see my demise again. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3872 That's a portrait of my mom...to me she always looked like a giant spider...what does that mean, doctor? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3873 That's uncle Harry. He made a big splash in show business. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3874 Listen, I have trauma from past ink blot tests… 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3875 We might make more progress if we stop analyzing my stool samples. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3876 That's my thirtithird sister's great grand son?.. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3877 He thought I was a genie and kept rubbing me 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3878 I don't know who that is, but he better see a doctor right away. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3879 Why do you have a bottle-less photo of my wife?! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3880 Looks like my ex wife. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3881 Does your family have a history of childhood bed-wetting? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3882 I see myself; haphazardly squandering my potential. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3883 Yes that came out of me but it doesn't mean anything! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3884 You can call me an ink 'UNwell' cause all I see is blood spatter 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3885 I told you! I was upset! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3886 That one I just sneezed on. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3887 Ralph!! That’s my brother Ralph! Where did you find him??? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3888 What are you doing with my memoirs?" 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3889 It brings back painful memories doc... kids would hold me upside down and bang my head on construction paper. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3890 That's actually a family photo. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3891 Trust me, they’re all butterflies. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3892 Eh, oh, doc, that's some explicit stuff. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3893 India 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3894 Offensive. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3895 Damn screaming baby - what else? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3896 No matter what I say…I know I nailed it. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3897 I swear it's not COVID. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3898 How many patients have massacred? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3899 My brain... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3900 Of course, that’s mine. I always go on the inkpads. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3901 Look at what you have done! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3902 You’re just going to tell me I have “mother issues” again. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3903 A clumsy scribe. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3904 I'm having a hard time looking within myself... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3905 It's not my best angle. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3906 Oh, cut the crap. It’s just an ink blot. Who would know better than I? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3907 No one sees my art the way I see it. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3908 This is your last chance, which one of your relatives did this? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3909 Just a blot off the top of my head. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3910 Yes, I know my proposal is a bit out of the box. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3911 Yes, that was my mother. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3912 I'm a blurter...what can I say? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3913 I told you already…that’s all I blot! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3914 that's when I wake up in the falling dreams 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3915 It looks like a homicide. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3916 Death, death, death! That's all I see! 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3917 Don’t pin that on me. That’s Reds work, that is his signature inkblot. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3918 That's my baby photo. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3919 All you psychiatrists ever want me to talk about is my mother. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3920 It looks like someone I know. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3921 I coughed 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3922 You call that art? It could use some glue and glitter. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3923 I see my late-husband... after he fell off the table. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3924 It’s like you’re looking inside of me, doc. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3925 I feel like this is a hint. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3926 Look Doc - I get blotto, get a little crazy with the ink. It doesn't mean anything. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3927 That was the last one- And It's No Good ! What's wrong with me doc? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3928 Just a little doodle 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3929 The stupid pen blamed me, but we all knew he leaks. Why does the ink well ALWAYS get the blame. One day into a new Monarchy and this had to happen!! Ask Camilla she saw the whole thing. 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
3930 Yeah,that one’s my mother too. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3931 Stop stealing my toilet paper, Doc! 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3932 Same as last time, a blood splatter from a bottle. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3933 It's up for interpretation. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3934 I’m sorry— I couldn’t hold it in any longer” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3935 You really should be wearing Depends 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3936 I th-ink... 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3937 I see a tragically underappreciated artist toiling in obscurity for decades with no hope of ever receiving the recognition and remuneration he deserves. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3938 Don't waste my time. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3939 It’s either (a) the Big Bang or (b) something I just spilled. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3940 It was something I ate. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3941 ‘Inkredible’? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3942 Thank you for proving my point... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3943 I have an inkling that I’m not going to pass with flying colors 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3944 Again, my mom. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3945 Bless you. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3946 Why bring my mother into this? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3947 Don't act so surprised, you voted for this! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3948 My art work being consistently misinterpreted, that's what I see. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3949 We all make mistakes. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3950 Mommy and Daddy fighting. Again. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3951 Oh, Dear. That's my youngest. She never found meaning. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3952 Why must you continue to bring up my harsh toilet training? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3953 Why do our conversations alway end up in the bathroom? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3954 It looks like my Grandpa. Do you have something for me to blot my tears? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3955 It looks like the validation I never got from my father. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3956 *sob*...yes...it was my husband. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3957 My son just has a vivid imagination, I'm sure it means nothing 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3958 PLEASE don't tell my mom! She'll make me fill every pen in the house. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3959 What is it with doctors and bad handwriting? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3960 Where have you been? I missed you! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3961 I've got an airtight alibi. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3962 Seriously “Are you being cynical Doc”? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3963 It’s inside out 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3964 I’m sorry, I don’t see anything but myself 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3965 Tell me what you see” “ my father telling me I’m the black ink of the family 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3966 Again, it is reminder that my life has been unremarkable. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3967 Look Doc, don’t read into this. It was just a little accident after I had a few. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3968 It looks like my last hurrah" 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3969 I see the blood of my people... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3970 That was a squeeze, not a sneeze. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3971 That's my soul after I get sent off to recycling. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3972 That's when I realized I needed to get my head screwed on straight. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3973 It was an orgasm 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3974 Doc, this whole 'look within myself' thing is starting to freak me out. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3975 Yes, ink blots have always given me severe anxiety. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3976 I wrote with what I am on the inside. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3977 This is my nightmare….I am certain I caused that! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3978 You solved me inside out! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3979 I see myself after falling from a high shelf. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3980 It's not fair to give an ink blot test. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3981 Yeah … I’m not that photogenic 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3982 Okay I had a little cold. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3983 I've TOLD you about my mother! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3984 Oh damn....please don't tell my wife 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3985 Yeah that's right, same as the last one, looks just like your mother. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3986 Why do all your paintings look like me having a bad day? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3987 Haven't got a glue. Maybe something will occur to me if I take my cap off. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3988 I see an octopus with his own corporation. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3989 My first spill. What a wonderful memory! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3990 Well, you asked me to put down my feelings... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3991 Alright, I admit it. It's not a Banksy. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3992 I see Mother and Father telling me I’m worthless for the last time. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3993 Why must you always bring up my Oedipal complex? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3994 Doc, it’s like I told you before. Deep inside I’m blue. And if you look closer, you’ll see it’s the tracks of my tears. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3995 That's nothin' but a street taco that didn't agree with me! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3996 „My tissue? Seriously?“ 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3997 It’s time to go gluten-free 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3998 Mother always hated that hat. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
3999 Tell me how this doesn't lead to a "narcissist" diagnosis 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4000 See, doc, what unrequited love does to me? I'm all over the place. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4001 It's not a feeling of bottled up fear but an emptiness inside. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4002 My father, after the accident. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4003 What have you done to my wife?! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4004 I know I shouldn't cry, Doc, but t's all spilt milk to me. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4005 How dare you. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4006 Abortion is legal in this state. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4007 It's the only picture I have of my dad. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4008 Sorry but that one looks like my spawn as well. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4009 How do I overcome this blot on my career as a calligraphist? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4010 Yes, that’s my writing. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4011 Ooh - that drains me... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4012 Sorry, I thought it was a tissue. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4013 That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4014 I can’t believe you’re showing me a pornographic picture! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4015 Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4016 It’s a splotchy memory 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4017 What do you think,I 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4018 I agree, it belongs in the Guggenheim. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4019 *sniff* Excuse me. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4020 Ok, I admit it. It’s a copy, not an original. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4021 thanks doc. That One was hard to squeeze out 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4022 I see myself how I am, not how I want to be. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4023 That hurts! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4024 This has gone far enough Dr. Rorschach. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4025 Why don’t you tell me 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4026 I see dead people. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4027 I see guilt. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4028 Alice. Dallas Alice. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4029 I refuse to say anything before meeting an attorney! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4030 Turn it upside down and I might recognize it. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4031 I see the story of my life. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4032 I have no idea what it means. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4033 It’s terrible to have no legs or arms. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4034 Nice catch doc. I've been sneezing all day. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4035 I was younger and needed the money. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4036 Doc, c’mon, kids may be reading. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4037 She said she wanted a slick pic 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4038 Oh, that definitely Frank’s. He’s always splattered that way. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4039 Uncle Roy, may he rest in peace. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4040 He shook me too hard 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4041 I told you, its not one of ours, its a forgery" 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4042 Restitution! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4043 I see myself being sucked into a giant black hole" 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4044 Someone really spilled their blood over that one. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4045 I would call this "reaction". 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4046 Tell me how you feel after seeing this 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4047 What do you see in yourself? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4048 I’ve been told I have special insights but I just can’t see it . 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4049 Sorry Dr. Rorschach. I didn't mean it. It was just a sneeze. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4050 I see my younger days 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4051 Honestly, I don’t have mommy issues. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4052 Why is everybody always pickin' on me? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4053 I was young 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4054 It's not like I'm a tobacco company. I can't be held accountable for the choices of others. It is on the label that it can cause permanent stains. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4055 How bad is it doc, 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4056 I didn’t mean to sneeze… 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4057 A butterfly... 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4058 It's personal. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4059 Looks like the first time I tried spinach. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4060 Four-legged pen. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4061 Looks like my cousin Rorschach was here. Not his best work. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4062 Really doctor, all I see is a cigar. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4063 An indelible memory of my first blot. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4064 All I see is my parents fighting." 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4065 I’m so self-involved I think you’re me. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4066 Windsor AND Newton 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4067 Why are you showing me a blood splatter ? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4068 Yes, I remember, it was terrible. Some guy named Rorschach smashed my grandma against a wall. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4069 Doc, is this what people mean when they refer to getting a taste of your own medicine? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4070 Rorschach made me do it. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4071 Looks like a person threw up on the paper. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4072 Ok Dr. psycho-iastrst. It’s a genie, the sucker who did this me. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4073 It haunts me every day 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4074 But Mr, Rohrshach, if you do not even try to identify the inkblots, how can we help you? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4075 My worst nightmare, spilling everything onto the floor 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4076 That was an accident. I get leaky when I’m upset. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4077 I know, I know. I can't be all things to all people 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4078 I’m sorry, it just looks like a big splotch to me 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4079 I can't help it. My wet dreams are just... different. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4080 That resembles my late husband Harold…. Oh I’m so sad! 1.1566 0.05550 83 75 3 5
4081 So THOSE are the “notes” you’re taking while I’m telling you I want to blow my brains out?!? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4082 You gotta be serious! Man!? How low can you get?! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4083 I see myself in black&white. 1.1562 0.06385 64 58 2 4
4084 I can't bear to look at another crime scene photo! That's not my Mother. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4085 I see a giant squid! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4086 Maybe. Maybe not. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4087 Fine, Doc. I’ll play. But first: What’ll you use with that toner cartridge in your waiting area? Smudges? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4088 Yes, it was me I couldn’t help myself. You have to understand that I have been feeling so penned in lately… 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4089 Oh, you can't be serious. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4090 You know my mother? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4091 It's so deep and dark and... oh wait, that's a picture of Vladimir Putin. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4092 I can't help myself. Sometimes these things just spurt out of me! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4093 I'm sorry, Doc, I but I think my well has run dry. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4094 I see mortality 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4095 Ah yes... my 'black' period! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4096 Oh my God, it's Grandma! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4097 I refuse to answer based on the grounds that I may be incriminated. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4098 Excrement! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4099 Oh my god; it's that awful time I caught Dad with the calligrapher. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4100 Again, I did not paint your mother. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4101 Gross. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4102 I had nothing to do with that! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4103 Luther threw me at the devil. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4104 That one is my Uncle Dale after a New Year's party. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4105 Is it bad to see a bloodstain? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4106 9/11 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4107 I don't think I'm ready to talk about my dad yet. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4108 Don't get me started. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4109 That one makes me think of being a little tipsy 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4110 It looks like another mistake in a long line of failures. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4111 Is that my mother? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4112 That also looks like my stepfather. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4113 I see a horrible crime scene. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4114 People say I'm a little dark, but to me they all look like someone's insides splattered on a wall. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4115 Sorry, all I see is my leaking pen 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4116 Are you trying to make me more depressed? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4117 Me, obviously. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4118 It's my guts in about 24 hours. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4119 Let me guess, you want me to say it looks like my parents. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4120 IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR THAT'S MY EX? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4121 Did you,or didn’t you? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4122 My cousin Rorschach is better at this. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4123 Is this a joke! You know I am incontinent!! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4124 I think it's something I ate. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4125 Ah! You found Cousin Vennie! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4126 I feel like I'm just spilling. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4127 Tell you more? But I just spilled it all. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4128 Diaper change? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4129 I found my true purpose in this world. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4130 This one? This one reminds me of Fred. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4131 It's a big, useless splat of ink. Just like me. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4132 That's my signature piece! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4133 So sad! We always wondered what happened to Aunt Mabel. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4134 It must have been something I ate. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4135 It looks like a case of hit and run to me. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4136 And now I'll commence with reading your mother's will. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4137 What does it look like? It looks like my brother Ralph when he found out I was sleeping with his wife - Um, it looks like an ink blot. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4138 I see incontinence and old age. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4139 That's how I declassify. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4140 Frog with sweats 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4141 You should see the signature on my driver's license. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4142 all i see...is the aftermath of the PENDEMIC... 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4143 I'm actually quite proud of that part of my body of work; I don't consider that incident a blot on my copybook. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4144 Looks to be a lot of INKoherent dribble 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4145 I came here for therapy, not to look at used tissue 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4146 I hope that wasn't important. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4147 IS THIS YOUR SIGNATURE! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4148 Lost a lot of work when they started folding the paper in half. Now all I see is white space. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4149 So I pissed on a piece of paper....does that make me crazy? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4150 God I miss my mother! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4151 First, I recommend you work on your penmanship. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4152 I see every messy mistake I’ve ever made. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4153 That’s my middle kid. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4154 They all remind me of my mother. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4155 So I jerk off...alot. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4156 Oh my gawd. Mom’s dead. Nobody told me. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4157 I've always wanted to draw in full color. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4158 Yeah, we dated, but she couldn't contain herself when she got excited. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4159 Doc, where’s your compassion? It was an accident I had in my youth yet I hear you go around showing it to everyone! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4160 It looks like my childhood. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4161 Oh geez not this again 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4162 What diet should I follow in order to avoid all the blotting? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4163 I didn’t do it. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4164 But is it art, Dr. Rorschach? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4165 I was trying to make a happy face! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4166 It’s a blot on your reputation. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4167 Oh gosh, that reminds me. I need to call Mom! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4168 It looks like my very first date night. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4169 Yeah. They never let me forget that one. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4170 Why are you showing me my dead cousin? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4171 Sorry, I couldn't cover my sneeze. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4172 That used to be my brother. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4173 All I see is whining babies. What’s wrong with me, Doc? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4174 The criticism is non-stop. It’s never the pen. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4175 I am just not being squeezed the right way. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4176 A sneeze. Again. Are we getting anywhere with this? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4177 You want me to say it looks like my mother, don't you? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4178 I see my wife bleeding out on the floor 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4179 So your saying my bloodwork indicates a repressed urge to do unspeakable things to my parents? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4180 Mom and Dad arguing 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4181 I swear Doc, this never happens 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4182 It looks like my cousin Henry after he got hit by a car. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4183 Murderer! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4184 Our first family portrait. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4185 Why are you showing me the autopsy? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4186 I just see my parents. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4187 I’m sorry, I thought it was a tissue. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4188 That pretty much hits the spot. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4189 The sample was supposed to go in the cup. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4190 Yes it's mine. I have no idea what it means. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4191 Mustard bumped me. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4192 Stop showing me pornography. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4193 Perhaps a little indelicate, but it looks look something I might have coughed up. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4194 How would you respond to being shown a picture of a squashed member of your family? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4195 How you humans can get Picasso but not this is more of a you problem 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4196 I think you may have splat personality disorder. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4197 'And just like that, one ink led to my mother' 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4198 Ok Mr. Ink, can you tell me what you see here?” “I see myself in my early twenties. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4199 I just fell on my side, my cap leaked. I don’t have a mother. . 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4200 I can’t believe Rorschach gets all of the credit. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4201 Geez, you could have given me a trigger warning! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4202 Yes, I was happy with that one... once 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4203 How dare you, sir? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4204 It's all my hopes and dreams spilled on the sidewalk. Or a vagina. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4205 Its like looking in a mirror - and I don't like what I see.... 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4206 Sorry, I can't explain my outbursts. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4207 Poorly applied glue. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4208 I insist that you stop referring to my abstract art as an ink blot! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4209 I didn't come here for this! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4210 I'm trying, but all I see is an inkblot. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4211 Once again, I see a really unfortunate thing that wasn’t my fault. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4212 It's always been hard to see myself as others see me." 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4213 Look what they did to my boy. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4214 I thought he said write Yo and iwrote dot 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4215 It doesn’t mean anything; I just sneeezed! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4216 I'll verify that as an original by Clement Schwartz. I can tell a leak from his Parker 51 anywhere. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4217 Looks pretty normal to me. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4218 Dude, gross. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4219 I didn't thINK it would do that 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4220 It's not my fault! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4221 That's a picture of me floating above my body. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4222 Alright, so I peed in your notebook. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4223 It was Covid 19, man. I couldn't find any toilet paper either. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4224 What do I see? I see my father's drinking after my mother left him for a ball point. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4225 What do you see Mr. Rorschach ?" 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4226 It's one of my children. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4227 I'm so sorry I sneezed on your book, Dr. It's hayfever season. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4228 I could have done better! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4229 It looks like a part of me 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4230 Happens every bloody time. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4231 To me, that looks like Aunt Gladys. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4232 What? Steinbeck couldn't have done it better... 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4233 I see a boss who won't give me a raise. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4234 I see my dad! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4235 I can’t believe you found all of my relatives on that family tree website!?!!? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4236 So? You show me a splat that doesn’t look like me! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4237 Doctor... I have this terrible diarrhea. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4238 I see a mirror to my soul. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4239 It’s my FATHER! Every time! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4240 Doc, I think your picture of me is spot on. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4241 My breakfast didn't agree with me. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4242 Auntie Tusche from 2012 ... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4243 I see you're not waiting till I'm dry. 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
4244 They told me to consider how I felt on the inside. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4245 If you don’t stop I’ll have to report you to HR 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4246 Wow, that dredges up some dark memories. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4247 It’s the vomit! Vomit follows me everywhere. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4248 No,no,not a Rocharch test. A self-portrait 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4249 I see the annihilation of the world’s ballpoint pens. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4250 You tell me. Are we done now? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4251 My juvenile record was supposed to be expunged. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4252 That’s my brother’s signature. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4253 All I can think is inka bink 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4254 It looks like my mother . . . . 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4255 Whoa, Doc, that shit's meta. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4256 That's my cousin Ernie 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4257 I think I see where you 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4258 It’s a butterfly. Obviously. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4259 'Gross, just gross!' Was the first thing that popped into my head! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4260 I can’t read squid ink. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4261 I was wondering where i put that. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4262 I spilled my guts out. What more can I say, doc? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4263 My brothers dying words 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4264 ‘Fake news!’ 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4265 Ah. My first job. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4266 My world is a sea of gray. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4267 Again....babies. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4268 I’ll tell you what that is if you tell me what I am 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4269 Clearly, you're the one who needs help, doc. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4270 Sigh. Everything reminds me of her 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4271 It’s not healthy to keep your emotions bottled up. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4272 My application has to be in English? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4273 Nothing comes to mind. I feel drained. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4274 It's not always about my mother, you know. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4275 It was a terrible, grotesque accident, and I don't want to even try to live without her! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4276 Not sure why you say I'm obsessed with death - You're the one with all the inky pictures 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4277 I need to talk about the time I fell down the well 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4278 I'm trying to stop all the negative inking. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4279 Um...it looks like my uncle India. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4280 I'm sorry, but I couldn't find a restroom. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4281 I want to blame the quill, doctor, but the truth is I get so excited about the letter that I always prematurely ejaculate on the paper. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4282 Yeah, my bad. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4283 It looks like your last patient really spilled his guts. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4284 I see an upset stomach. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4285 No i didn't spilled it. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4286 «  you think that’s funny doc ? » 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4287 You’re out of your element. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4288 You're done 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4289 Good thing I held up this piece of paper at the exact time that you sneezed. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4290 I'm not a narcissist, dammit--they're all me! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4291 That's a really fucked up thing to show me, man. But you know what? I'm too fucking numb to even get mad. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4292 Everything reminds me of her. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4293 Spit, I think. Wait. Maybe drool. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4294 Uncle George 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
4295 You killed Jimmy to make audiovisuals? You monster. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4296 How can I know? It's not my ink! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4297 I don't know who Rorschach is, or why he plagiarized my blots! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4298 As you can see right there Doc, I look like just a shadow of my former self. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4299 That's my cousin Mort - he was never very photogenic. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4300 It looks like my parents. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4301 What do I see? Myself! Running from that fountain pen I dream about! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4302 So my early work was a bit scattered! Is that such a crime! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4303 I see internal fluids 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4304 Grandma's remains! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4305 Reminds me of my bed wetting problem as a kid. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4306 Again, looks like my father. You should be picking up on a theme here. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4307 You missed a spot 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4308 That’s my late uncle George! He was Parker’s top pen tester till someone forgot to replace the cap and he dried up. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4309 Rorschach grabbed me from behind and gave me the Heimlich. It was a close call. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4310 That's my super-ego talking again 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4311 Looks like I spilled my guts. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4312 I don't know doc, are you sure? I do feel strongly that there's a conflict of interest here. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4313 That? That's what remains of my Father. Sadly, he ran all over the place and cast a dark spot on the Indigo family. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4314 I see someone misusing me. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4315 Sorry - hay fever. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4316 The waste of my true potential 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4317 I think we can both agree, Doctor, that we’ve made mistakes. 1.1500 0.06649 60 55 1 4
4318 Don’t blame me, you know the paper just can’t refuse it. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4319 No matter what I’m just blue all the time 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4320 Another mass blotting, and you still protect your right to bear ink 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4321 That's the most Freudian thing I've ever seen. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4322 You expect me to spill my guts again! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4323 They shot the messenger. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4324 I'd rather not say. You'll think I'm a narcissist. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4325 How do I deal with the fact that I’m stained just by my appearance? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4326 What did you expect? Your bald head made me Horney ... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4327 I know my father's blood when I see it. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4328 You know our policy on pornography 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4329 Yes, and I promise not to do it again. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4330 I swear that's not my splotch. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4331 Heidi Miller. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4332 I see a picture of my father. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4333 All I see is my mother 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4334 It looks like the brat I have to feed every morning! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4335 It’s bad, Doc: all of them look like blood and guts! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
4336 SIR, WHEN I GROW OLDER, I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL BE PLEASED WITH MY WORK AT YOUR BOTTLING FACILITY! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4337 Are you threatening me?! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4338 I see limitless potential squashed before it could be fully realized. That...or a frightened octopus. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4339 Yes doctor, I know it looks like an ink blot.... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4340 Why do you think it was me? Not all of us are lacking in sphincter muscles. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4341 I told you I'm done making these 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4342 No more! I confess!! orkercaption 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4343 Well doc, all I see is an ink stain. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4344 Don't know what that is, and they don't call me bottle head for nothing. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4345 My baby? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4346 I see Mommy. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4347 , ... so my Mom said 'You can't be the art AND the artist!" 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4348 I see my mother, in a nursing home. Happy? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4349 Sorry, I just blew my top. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4350 Cousin Dribble! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4351 It looks a lot like Aunt Betty! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4352 I wish I was mustard. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4353 I already told you,I don’t like that wallpaper 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4354 All I ever wanted was his approval, but Dad always says I'd be nothing but a stain on our family's legacy. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4355 That Rorschach has been an incorrigible ink sucker since day one. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4356 Like I said, Doc. I came here to spill my guts. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4357 ‘I’ll bring a hanky next time, I swear.’ 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4358 Oops, that's my Kleenex. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4359 Make it invisible? Sure, let me just get the wand out of my ass first. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4360 I had to sneeze. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4361 Not my signature, sir. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4362 My cousin, Paul, committed suicide and left this note. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4363 Sorry, I've been sneezing all morning. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4364 Let's make a deal. I'll tell you what I see, and you tell me where you were the night my sister disappeared. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4365 how am i supposed to know? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4366 I'm afraid your performance has been splotchy. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4367 Why do you keep showing me my mother? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4368 It’s the only way I know to communicate my inner feelings. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4369 [No caption needed.] 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4370 But I thought I was spot on with this one, Mr. Rorschach! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4371 I guess you will also tell me what to do with my body 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4372 That's a picture of my first born. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4373 My father on the pavement. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4374 ls it permanent? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4375 It’s the only picture I have of my mother. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4376 What can I say? I blew it. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4377 That was a horrible day when someone knocked me over. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4378 All I see are mistakes. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4379 Meh, that wasn't me 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4380 I Think you are deliberately blotting out your responses 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4381 It's my Aunt Dotty after the accident. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4382 If I had a nickel for every one I've signed... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4383 You’re gaslighting me too? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4384 Why do you have a portrait of my mother? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4385 You claim you’re innocent, but how do you explain your fingerprint on the paper? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4386 If you’re trying to get me to feel ashamed of myself it’s not going to happen. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4387 That's my, my, Father! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4388 Me on a bad day. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4389 Where'd you get that picture of my little Joey! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4390 Oh that...nothing more than a little ink diarhea. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4391 That's the hit and run accident in which my uncle Fred died. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4392 That is a poor picture. My mother was beautiful. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4393 Not bad,but I've seen better. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4394 Is that a threat? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4395 Sorry. I don’t have a sleeve to sneeze into. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4396 Hmm ... maybe a little like my cousin Zeke. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4397 That's what happens when he drops me. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4398 Well, I see a very perverted psychologist if I’m being honest. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4399 Poor Uncle Morry 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4400 Blame the weather, I caught an extremely bad cold 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4401 You are going down Mr. Ink. We found your DNA at the crime scene. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4402 I see myself...back when I was all over the place 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4403 Is mom dragging out the ultrasound AGAIN? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4404 ‘i know your a doctor, but do you really think showing me pornography is appropriate? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4405 I’m trying to get over the trauma doc. Not relive it! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4406 I don't know why they jumped, and I had noting to do with it 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4407 If I could I would strangle the life out of you for your shameless mockery. God knows how I got into this chair or how I am speaking at all. Maybe this is a dream---but whose? How I loathe the cruel god which allowed this farce to take shape... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4408 You really don't understand me, do you doctor? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4409 I can't play this game. I just feel too drained. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4410 Yeah that's my work, you know sometimes an ink spot is just an ink spot. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4411 So when exactly did you start using my client’s artwork without paying royalties? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4412 How am I going to explain this to the King? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4413 No use crying over spilt milk? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4414 I do not have an inkling of how that is going to help your patients 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4415 Unsettling flashbacks from your late Father's abrupt suicide. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4416 An honest mistake. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4417 That looks just like my Uncle Fred! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4418 Looks like my cousin’s work! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4419 How did you get hold of my Depends? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4420 A bit insensitive. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4421 You know I gotta say, that seems like my last night's breakdown. Or you're just messing with my ocd- 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4422 For the 10th time, I said I’m sorry. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
4423 I thought that's why I was hired. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4424 Uncle Lou? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4425 I think I've found a market for your "artwork" in the medical community. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4426 I had some bad tuna 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4427 Not one of my better days. No one associates it with anything other than an ink blot. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4428 Well, shall we get started? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4429 I see that my psychologist is insensitive. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4430 I'm not sorry, I told you I'm a mess inside 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4431 Junior! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4432 Why, what do you think it is? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4433 I see the tragedy that is my mother. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4434 It’s not one of my better works 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4435 I see nibs, always nibs. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4436 Are you asking me if I did that? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4437 That is so not me! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4438 I don't care how long I get in the pen, I won't confess. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4439 Mother? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4440 As I am an early model of typewriter cleaning fluid Doc, you should know, already, that inkblots are my specialty, and I might add, are therefore part of my problem! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4441 Mom & Dad 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4442 You'll give me $10 for each sneeze blot, Herr Doctor!? OK. All I need is a good supply of tissue.... my production will double during cold-and-flu season, 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4443 Looks just like my little Jimmy. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4444 Too Freudian. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4445 I see a stain on my reputation. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4446 You'll have to work to get me to spill my guts... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4447 We all have accidents sometimes, doc. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4448 It's not me. Must be somebody else! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4449 My teenage son. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4450 I see my grandmother. She fell and broke her cap in ‘97. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4451 Yes, that is my wife after the spill. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4452 Sorry doc, it just looks like a sneeze to me. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4453 Yeah, I blew my nose on that one. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4454 I felt so unfulfilled in my profession... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4455 Not today death, Not today." 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4456 A hotel room with video on demand 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4457 I got a bit excited there. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4458 . Sorry, it was just suppose to be a fart. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4459 Isn’t this what they call “the blot calling the ink bottle black”? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4460 There is too much projection of me on that 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4461 As a recovering narcissist, this one is tough. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4462 Also sprach Zarathustra? 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4463 Yet again! A blood-spattered mess. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4464 No deep meaning, Doc. I’d just hawked a loogie. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4465 Iron Butterfly at Filmore East, '68. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4466 Doctor, you're the one who keeps showing me pictures of my mother. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4467 I'm shaken, but not stirred. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4468 Why I guess I’ve blotted out all memories of my former pen pals. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4469 You’re going to think I’m conceited, but hear me out… 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4470 It's the last squirt from my mother before she was smashed to the floor by...why are you torturing me? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4471 That reminds me of when I had urinary problem. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4472 Uncle Walter. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4473 You're right Doc. It was all due to my parenting. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4474 Sometimes running out of ink, is just running out of ink 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4475 Where did you get my underwear? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4476 Kindergarten with Alexander Hamilton." 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4477 You hadn't got back and there's porn on my phone…. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4478 Doctor, I just don't want to talk about my kids today. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4479 I swear I wasn’t thinking about my mom! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4480 I’m really sorry. I just have a tendency to spout off at the mouth. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4481 Wait a minute! How'd you get ahold of my family photos?! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4482 Your resume looks a bit thin. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4483 It’s hard for me to say what that is. You see, I put a lot of myself into that drawing. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4484 It's a dark, evil,,, no, it's a picture of my wife! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4485 I've tried to blot that blot out of my mind. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4486 You're right, my problem with premature ejaculation does look like I'm anally fixated. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4487 OMG! That’s my lost cousin Ricky!! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4488 John, you know my mom's sixty-two this year, right? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4489 "Hopelessly depressed. All I see are buggy whips, VHS tapes, and fountain pens." 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4490 Oh my god, what did you do to Jerry?! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4491 I’m sorry, I have a cold. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4492 How did you get my work, and why is it a part of this session? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4493 I'm made of a lot of things doc, but all I produce is dark s$&t 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4494 It’s over Gary, your prints are all over the scene! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4495 I’m a a loss. She stuck this on the fridge, and never came back. What’s your take, Dr. Rorschach? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4496 Are you afraid to tell me the truth? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4497 Not this again.... so inkist. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4498 You want me to spill it out, right? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4499 I know it looks bad but I have an alibi. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4500 I had nothing to do with those spills and mistakes. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4501 It may look like pornography to you, Senator, but to an artist it' s a figure study. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4502 Yes, we were engaged to be married. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4503 You need a caption? What's a caption? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4504 Doctor, I'm traumatized. That's why I'm here. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4505 Quite rude to show someone their own toilet paper. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4506 Looks like baby spit up to me. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4507 That's my handkerchief. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4508 No I wouldn't say it's a squirt or a splatter. It's more of a spill. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4509 “ It’s painful to come here every week and spill my guts out…” 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4510 That’s not what I was trying to say 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4511 That one too reminds me of Mom… 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4512 My Aunt Ethyl. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4513 That's just a drop in the bucket" 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4514 I didn't do this one 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4515 Looks like my last menstrual pad. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4516 Sorry that’s never happened before 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4517 That's my family tree. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4518 Who farted? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4519 Blood, sweat and tears. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4520 It was just a sneeze. Stop trying to read more into it. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4521 A random symbol by an idiotic professional signifying nothing. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4522 I’d never heard of a blog. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4523 Self incrimination 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4524 It don’t mean nothin’. I sneezed. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4525 Help me, I’m stuck. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4526 Oh, that's the hanky I used in a Musinex commercial. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4527 No, that's not my dropper-print, and I'm not taking a polygraph! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4528 Leaky gasket! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4529 Are you going to kill me too? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4530 I suggest pinching your nose if the spray doesn’t work 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4531 I often feel that my art is misunderstood 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4532 My first wife still haunts me. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4533 Doctor, I just can't keep spilling my guts, I feel so used! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4534 It says you're in trouble. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4535 I see a quid. No, an octopus. No, a cuttlefish. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4536 I told you - I was sick that day. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4537 I’m so proud of him too! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4538 So that's why my bottle is empty. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4539 I couldn’t help it! I ate some bad fish!” 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4540 Pimple 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4541 That one night in college where I blew my top. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4542 I need diapers! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4543 I thought it was a tissue. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4544 why you keep folding those? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4545 "I say this with some reluctance: diaper.'" Gerry Broderick, Milwaukee, WI. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4546 I can't believe you killed my mother! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4547 Also my mother's face. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4548 I see my father when he fell down the front steps 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4549 skin color of Disney actors. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4550 Am I having a stroke? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4551 You're pissing me off, Ted 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4552 Looks like someone had an accident. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4553 I want an attorney. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4554 People make fun of me. They don't take me seriously. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4555 Did that when I was Three. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4556 Mom, no, Dad, no wait, my sister, or maybe it's Uncle Harvey?!? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4557 A damn shame. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4558 My late sister's terrible accident. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4559 I think of the little things,I left behind. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4560 Don't tell me you never wet yourself. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4561 This is too painful. Just show me the pictures of the dead bodies. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4562 Is this supposed to mean something? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4563 Rorschach schmochach. I had way more fun with Chuck’s leaky fountain pen. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4564 My fountain pen challenged his Paper Mate pal to a splatter contest. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4565 You're the one who keeps showing me dirty pictures! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4566 That's not my color 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4567 Do you want me to spill my guts or not? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4568 I think that’s a blood stain 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4569 Why are you always bringing up my mother? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4570 I’m not sure I’m ready to relive that trauma 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4571 won’t you use tissue like everyone else for f*** sake ? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4572 How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4573 So, I wet the bed as a kid. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4574 Again with this 'Oedipus complex' business... 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4575 Uh, diarrhea? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4576 Another unequivocal waste of my vital fluid! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4577 I’m sorry, I got over-excited. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4578 I see a mother hugging her son 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4579 Another oddly symmetrical blood stain. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4580 I see you got my stool sample. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4581 OK... So I'm a bedwetter! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4582 I thought we were here to move past the accident? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4583 Apparently the copyright on the original Rorschach cards has expired. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4584 Exasperated bumblebee. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4585 That one’s hanging over our piano. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4586 I see a premature ejaculation of ink. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4587 Looks like pussy to me. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4588 Inky, Dinky, that’s what I do! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4589 The defenestration of Prague? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4590 Once more, I must spill my guts. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4591 I thought we were done talking about what happened to mother. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4592 Yes! It was Rorschach! He asked me to do it! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4593 I can't stop the bleeding. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4594 Depends 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4595 This is what I get after I open up to you? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4596 I see me at birth. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4597 Mahatma Gandhi, as a young man. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
4598 I see the inner pain of a once-beloved writing mate. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4599 It's Hamlet, doc. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4600 As I said about all the others..."Don't cry over spilt Ink!" 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4601 I couldn't help it; they made me do it. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4602 I can explain that one: a bad clam. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4603 I think I'm going to be sick. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4604 That's a Russian troll that helped steal my fame and fortune. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4605 That’s when I threw up when my brother was born. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4606 I'm feeling blue today. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4607 Well that’s just nonsense. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4608 I had a little accident when I heard that ballpoints won the World Series. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4609 I see my guts spilled all over your paper. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4610 Rorschach Smorschach, I just feel like the life has been sucked out of me Doc! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4611 Sorry, Doc. I ain't spillin' my guts out for you like that fool." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4612 Mommy killing Daddy... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4613 I'd say you have a nipple fetish. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4614 So I spilled a drop...Why are you reading so much into it? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4615 It's no use. You can't shrink an ink. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4616 Am I hired. Dr. Freud? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4617 They’re all my mother… 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4618 That’s about how far I’ve fallen 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4619 You may think you’re well. Though clearly not inkwell well. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4620 Oh, that's my Auntie India. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4621 I see freedom, like I can just break free from this container that holds me doc. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4622 This may sound narcissistic... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4623 Dr. Gates, how did you ever find that picture of my Great Grandmother? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4624 Turn the inside out they said ... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4625 You should have seen it in color. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4626 I’m sorry: are you my psychologist or urologist? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4627 Can’t look now, I’m drained. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4628 I just can't control my bladder anymore 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4629 They all look like a blood spill to me. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4630 If you are implying that I did that, then I want my union rep. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4631 You say my fingerprints are all over it? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4632 Everywhere I go, I see breasts. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4633 are you just trying to be funny or what? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4634 Oh, no! It looks just like Mom! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4635 Are you suggesting that I continually fail to make a splash? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4636 Listen Doc, all I see is my family. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4637 A pack of BIC pens 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4638 Tabula rasa, my a*s. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4639 Spilled Milk 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4640 He never writes, he never phones... 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4641 I suffer from premature ejaculation. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4642 Honestly, it just makes me feel ill. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4643 Sorry, man! I can't control it. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4644 Yikes! Her parents must be proud. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4645 How is this supposed to help my narcissism? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4646 Doc that image needs a trigger warning! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4647 Sorry? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4648 Indubitably. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4649 Again, a book that needs rubber cement so it can be reunited with its cover. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4650 When I said pass the ketchup I didn't mean literally 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4651 Reminds me of my first girlfriend 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4652 Carpet stain. Which, let me just say, was not my fault! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4653 Drained" 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4654 So I ran out of white-out.... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4655 All due respect, sir. . . You just don't get me. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4656 There’s a subtle message from rotten tomatoes in that one 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4657 I see myself being emptied. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4658 I've always had a problem with boundaries. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4659 Err...is that not where I was supposed to finish? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4660 I ran out of socks. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4661 Sorry I messed up your paper, Doc, but how the hell was I supposed to cover my mouth? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4662 I see my mom, okay?! No matter which one you show me, I see my mom! THAT'S WHY I'M IN THERAPY! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4663 I don’t know what you mean? They said I needed drip in my next drop. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4664 I feel like people don't really see me for what I am, they always project themselves... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4665 Loose bladder. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4666 I know—there's no use crying. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4667 Narcissistic Personality Disorder 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4668 They all remind me of masturbation. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4669 Professor Rorschach, could I just borrow a pen so I can show you what I’m capable of, already? 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
4670 I see a keyboard and screen - same as in my nightmares. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4671 It was done during my uncle's blue period. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4672 No, pornography doesn’t really do it for me. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4673 I mean, Onanism? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4674 I don't have enough in me to be bold today. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4675 Congratulations. It's a boy! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4676 Thanks, but I still feel invisible. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4677 I’m sorry there’s a blot on your file. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4678 I know what you're gonna say, Doc, but they all really do look like my mother. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4679 I was obsessed with her before the internet. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4680 My parents having a temper tantrum 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4681 Now that I think of it , in Heinz sight it was a bad idea." R.Weingast New York, N.Y 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4682 I'm sorry Doc, all I can see is myself. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4683 it couldn't have been me, i'm too tired. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4684 How did you get a picture of Uncle Fred? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4685 Why do you have all these pictures of my mother? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4686 I think it’s a bit early to be discussing my mother. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4687 ''I'm sorry, but they just don't make adult diapers in my shape!'' 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4688 Sorry I got cocky!!! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4689 I’m just really not in a place where I can talk about work today 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4690 I can see you don't love what you do. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4691 ''I see my mum abandoning me when I was just a coloured drop...'' 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4692 I see me, but the version of me that isn't afraid to be free and creative. Like I finally gave myself permission to leave this bottle prison behind and become the artist I always knew was inside. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4693 Me during back-to-school week. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4694 I see myself twenty years from now... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4695 What did you expect? I was a teenager. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4696 That is when my abusive father first spilled me on the carpet. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4697 Everywhere I look I see my mother. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4698 I didn't do it, I didn't do it! Oh, the waves of guilt! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4699 My emotions are just spilling over! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4700 And that one's my cousin, Janice. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4701 That's not my handwriting! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4702 That's a butterfly? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4703 I see grandma 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4704 It’s a test result from my doctor. He doesn’t think I’ll make it through Christmas card season. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4705 After that, I was demoted and they started using bics. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4706 I never thought that, it is fake news! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4707 This exercise on looking inwards just isn't helping doc. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4708 Rough Draft? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4709 Looks like my brother 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4710 I used poor judgement in this message to anyone other than my wife in any kind of flirtatious manner. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4711 So that’s your game – you want me to spill my guts. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4712 Thanks for squishing that bug for me. Now, can we please get back to talking about my anxiety? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4713 I never sign my work. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4714 You can't believe what people read into my work. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4715 Mom yelling at me for wetting the blotter. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4716 Fine, I’m sorry I spilled the ink Dr. Rorschach, but I honestly don’t know what that is! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4717 I have been scratching my head on this one 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4718 Why do you shrinks always blame me? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4719 So? A weak bladder is a crime now? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4720 Despite the effectiveness, younger generations would fail to understand Dr. Karlschrutz’s PTSD therapy. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4721 I was trying for a self-portrait but ran out of ink. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4722 My sister has always been prettier than me. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4723 Maybe I am crazy because that looks like the stool sample you requested. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4724 All right, already! I'll order the adult diapers. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4725 No-one uses print anymore. Friend me on Insta for pix of my kids. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4726 Spleen again 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4727 That’s an easy one - Suicide 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4728 It's the digital age. They're leaving me out to hang and dry. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4729 No....it didn't really hurt. In fact I almost didn't feel it! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4730 I don't know......my mother? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4731 it's because I was never the main squeeze. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4732 That's my long lost cousin Vinny. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4733 Pro choice 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4734 Sorry, all I see is an ink blot…. Hey! You messin’ with me? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4735 I see your mother. And she's not impressed. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4736 That's the best I could do, Professor Samuels. I don't have fingers. What do you want from me? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4737 Every week I spill my guts, and still nothing 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4738 I would have sneezed into a tissue if I could 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4739 Your mother sent this is on your behalf. Care to comment. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4740 You look uncomfortable with children's art. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4741 Why on earth would you show me a nude picture of my mother? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4742 I see a partnership. I make them. You sell them. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4743 Must you make me relive my childhood? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4744 Why must you make me relives my failures? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4745 I've retired from the Ink Spots. It exhausted me. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4746 Looks like me last weekend. I was so wasted. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4747 I can't read that. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4748 Sorry, I had dairy earlier. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4749 I don’t think this is representative of my potential 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4750 It reminds me of my squandered potential. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4751 Riddle of the sphincter 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4752 I wish I could have saved them all” 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4753 You told me it happens to everyone. 1.1351 0.05552 74 68 2 4
4754 Obviously caused by an octopus. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4755 Oh, Mother, how could you? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4756 Sorry for that. It must have been something I ate. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4757 You're breaking up with me? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4758 I sneezed, so what? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4759 Wait ... that's me !! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4760 I'm not the one who did that. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4761 Evil Dr. Kool-Aid catches me. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4762 Psychology? I was hoping MoMA would call. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4763 I've never been very good at spilling my guts. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4764 You should be happy none of it got on your carpet. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4765 I hate spilling my guts to you whenever we meet. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4766 Uh, how did you get my toilet paper? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4767 Oh that. That was the day Dr. Rorschach’s hand slipped and I spilled my guts. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4768 Would you tell him to stop calling me Daddy? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4769 He was so young. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4770 Please explain why you think these tests are rigged. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4771 A printer cartridge, dropped from a great height. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4772 I see my menacing father, that's his work. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4773 I see a clueless shrink who thinks he can psychoanalyze me with an ink blot. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4774 Look, I don’t care if they found that at the scene, there’s nothing that connects me to the crime. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4775 It's not right to splatter my inner feelings on those blots. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4776 That’s my intake paperwork. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4777 You're no Leonardo! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4778 *gasp* I have absolutely no inkling what that could mean! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4779 They all look like Mom because they are Mom. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4780 Yes, I was pretty emotional that day. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4781 I never understood Uncle Bob. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4782 I had some bad shellfish that day 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4783 Yesterday 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4784 It's not a royalty check if your signature is illegible. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4785 They would always call me "horse shack" at school... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4786 Yes Dr. Rorschach, the tables have turned.... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4787 I’ve never seen her before in my life. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4788 Is that my kindergarten art project or a sample of my insides? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4789 I’m sorry if I projected all over the page. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4790 Um ...Vomit? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4791 Well, at least I put the seat down. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4792 Why do you insist on bringing up my childhood? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4793 Did you vomit on this one? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4794 Of course you'd bring up Dad's "accident" again! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4795 My early attempts at Abstract Expressionism. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4796 NO! We used to be friends… 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4797 ‘(that) fountain pen’ 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
4798 Again, I see my mother. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4799 My mother insists I give her free artwork because I’m still living under her roof. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4800 When I look back at the things I've done, I'm disgusted with myself. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4801 Yes, doctor Freud, that is a picture of my dear mother when she was young. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4802 Ink beneath my ilk. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4803 They all look like my Grandma 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4804 Butterfly? That’s my autobiography! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4805 That's me not being hugged by my mother. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4806 I’m sorry. I tripped. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4807 Mama! At last. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4808 Yes. I was at the top of my game,creatively. It’s over now. I need to accept that. That’s why I’m here, Doctor. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4809 All these years, I’ve tried to blot it from my mind 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4810 Oh, that,s an image of my cousin” she 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4811 I guess I am a narcissist 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
4812 Sorry, I've been having some incontinence issues. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4813 I’m not sure how the self portrait will perform compared to the selfie. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4814 yesterday's shaving accident 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4815 And when I finally do try to open up, all she returns is an abstract expression! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4816 Really? That's the best you can do? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4817 I'm drawing a blank -- what do YOU think it is? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4818 It meant nothing! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4819 It's a picture of me after that kid threw me out the window. 0 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4820 This is far too personal! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4821 Well, you did ask me to leave my mark on it 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4822 –What a waste 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4823 Ink-ontinence. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4824 That one is also the spectre of my death 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4825 I see another sneeze. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4826 Are you sure paper training will help me Doc? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4827 I see myself in a thousand different ways. Sometimes an inkblot is not an inkblot. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4828 How long have you held my youngest son in captivity like this, you fiend? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4829 That really hurts! It could have been the Declaration of Independence. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4830 Not even an inkling of emotion? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4831 Mother's shroud... 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4832 So I should lose the party hat--is that what really happens after death? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4833 That’s my long-lost father! Have you seen him? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4834 Yes, that’s my son — a blot on the family name. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4835 You’re projecting. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4836 My first period. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4837 Political report on the state of the world 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4838 free the nipple 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4839 Frankly mr. Rorschach, you should know this test doesn't work for me. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4840 Rorschach? I thought you said horseradish. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4841 Just like the youngsters nowadays, I neither know what I am actually doing. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4842 I can't believe she posed for PlayPen. I can't tell you how blue this makes me 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4843 What I see in it is what it is! I Made that stain myself! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4844 Yes, I’m Banksy , please keep it to yourself ! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4845 I really didn’t mean anything by it. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4846 Please please doctor don’t make me relive that day again, it’s too painful to remember 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4847 I made bathroom. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4848 A sequel is much harder than I expected. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4849 Someone dropped me! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4850 That was Jerry - he was wild --- I miss the guy! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4851 I couldn't help it; I was squeezed! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4852 Welcome to your first session,spill don’t splat. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4853 The king's fountain pen leak. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4854 Zo, you zay zis reminds you of your vodder? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4855 Good God! I thought this was a place of medicine! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4856 How is this trauma councelling? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4857 For future reference don’t need to give me the tissue back after you use it 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4858 You caught me: I'm not master of my domain. Just add the $100 to my bill. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4859 Yes, that’s my son Rorschach. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4860 Are you the keeper of the pearly gates? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4861 I see a doctor who doesn't get my point. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4862 I see trouble ahead. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4863 Maybe we shouldn't fold it? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4864 Mardi gras, 2008. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4865 Therein lies my issue with abstract “form.” Some of my best work is produced of unambiguous SCRIPT 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4866 *achoo* Can I have another tissue? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4867 Reminds me of a guy I knew, actually. I considered him a blot on the face of the planet. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4868 I literally see myself all messed up.. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4869 I just see 2020. 😢 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
4870 Pretty symmetrical, don’t you think? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4871 I'm not a fan of modern art. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4872 I wouldn’t touch that if I were you. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4873 Oh - -you found my dear Brother's will! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4874 Am I being over-sensitive? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4875 Another recycled baby bottle. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4876 I told you you'd want that sneeze guard. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4877 OK, so there’s one blot on my record…. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4878 I know it looks bad,but I swear I never met her. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4879 It was an accident. Those old quills always leave splatter 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4880 Swipe left. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4881 Ok, so my girlfriend squeezed my penis , which obviously is on top of my head, and I came all over that piece of paper. What is your point? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
4882 It was the first grade. What did you expect? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4883 You’re wasting your time, doc—it all looks like loose-lid spillage to me. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4884 I’m proud of you for going on the pee pad… 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4885 That looks like my brother, right after the accident." 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4886 My tears of anguish. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4887 That one looks like my mother. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4888 My mother, just like all the others. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4889 Again, I see me and my kind being exploited. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4890 That’s my signature, too. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4891 It’s giving ink blob 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
4892 If you don't want me as a patient just say so! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4893 Of course, I know what it stands for, I made it. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4894 It looks like a family portrait. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4895 I remember. I told Potsy to stay away from the edge of the desk. But he never listened." 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4896 It wasn't me, I swear! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4897 Dr Freud, I was trying to do the Rorschach test so I could feel better. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4898 Yes, that one looks like my mother too 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4899 Why does this feel more like cannibalism to me, doc? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4900 Inka Dinka Doo 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4901 Good lord! Please, stop showing me crime scene photos! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4902 The last of the ink-stained wretches. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4903 It looks like my writing 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4904 Emptiness. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4905 I see a splatter commemorating the end of ink, the bridge to what has become an endless and seemingly futile cycle of writing, revising, and changing printer cartridges. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4906 Looks pretty black-and-white to me, Doc. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4907 Sorry, Rorschach, that's the last sneeze I've got. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4908 Yeah, that was the only blot on my reputation. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4909 It can be hard to look in the mirror. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4910 I see my parents' disappointment in me. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4911 Doctor — you’re not going to believe this, but that’s my mother! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
4912 Oh yes, that's Mom all over. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4913 It’s reminds me of when I threw my bottle out of the crib. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4914 No, it doesn't remind me of my mother. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
4915 My question for you, Doc, is, why are all cartoon representations of psychiatrists bald, wear wire framed glasses and goatees?" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4916 It was miscarriage. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4917 What can I say? I’m a pelvis guy. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4918 I wish we didn’t have to go through my early work again 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4919 Are you mocking me? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4920 That’s that’s my aunt Edna! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4921 Mr. Rorschach, if you think my vomit will serve as a widely used psychological test in the 21st century, you will need to get your head examined! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4922 You tell me, Dr. Rorschach, what do you see? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4923 Dr. Rorschach, Stop it! I don't go around showing people your mistakes! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4924 It's a picture of my dad. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4925 We've already talked about my mother. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4926 Sorry, I didn't have a tissue. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4927 Well, that one is me forgetting my allergy medicine this morning. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4928 That's just like looking in the mirror. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4929 I have a cold. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4930 No respect, Doc, I get no respect! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4931 I know this is not what you want to hear, but I sneezed and forgot to cover my nose. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4932 All I see are some of my droplets being abused. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4933 See! I keep dropping everything! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4934 No way! That was white milk I spilled last week. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4935 To me, Doc, it’s just another scrap book. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4936 Anything familiar here? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4937 Ketchup 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4938 Yes,I have accidents. You don’t need to rub it in. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4939 Yes, that one also reminds me of my mother. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4940 You're showing me the remains of my recently deceased mother? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4941 Bless you, now, back to the matter of your bill. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4942 I think you're becoming unglued. I can help. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4943 Looks like yet another used handkerchief. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4944 It reminds me of the time uncle Ed fell off the top shelf 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4945 I wondered what happened to him. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4946 Those tomato splat tests never work on me 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4947 I see a broken heart 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4948 Do they make anything stronger than Fiber Tablets? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4949 Beethoven’s first movement? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4950 That’s my Uncle Louie 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4951 The prodigal son returns... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4952 My guts on paper. What did you think? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4953 That's my mom on the floor. She was bottle-feeding me and suddenly... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4954 It’s like looking in the mirror. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4955 I’m a drip. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4956 I stand behind the supreme courts roe v. wade decision. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4957 This is from my series of abstract drawings “Blot”. I’m not sure why I need to be analyzed. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4958 Don’t pressurise me, doc! I am inking right now. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4959 I see another toner cartridge but this one is $49.99. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4960 Why would you write such a thing about your mother? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4961 I am not comfortable with this question. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4962 Honestly, there's no meaning to the messes I make. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4963 It looks a lot like when my uncle Indigo dropped off the shelf at the printers. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4964 I have apologized over and over. It was seriously a "slip of the tongue". 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4965 That's easy. It's my cousin Bruce. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4966 I admit it-I spilled my seed. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4967 I miss her so.... 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4968 If I say “father”, are you going to make me talk about daddy issues? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4969 It doesn't look like anyone I know. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4970 I just see blood everywhere 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4971 It's a blank page to me. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
4972 Bad news, your ink blot test came back positive 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
4973 Sure I miss the family but I must get uh, well." 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4974 Sir just tell me what you see, don't over think it. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
4975 It’s a ketchup stain! Doesn’t matter who you ask!!! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4976 Let my art speak for itself 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4977 Honestly, Doc, that was just a Freudian slip. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4978 She said it was sure to lead to a movie contract. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4979 You should have seen what was on there before I stepped in. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4980 Expletives! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4981 Do we have to talk about my mother today? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4982 Who's this sucker? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
4983 It's a grade school photo, not how I see myself. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4984 You wanna know what that is? It's a cry for help! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4985 Oh...that was one of the early, funny ones." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4986 Well that's a start, for more of a civilized approach, now try the pen in your coat pocket. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4987 That was my cousin. I’d recognize him anywhere 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4988 Help me, that's not my first time. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4989 It looks like last night. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4990 Now you know what my real problem is! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4991 Dude! That's a murder victim! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4992 Your asking my expert opinion? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4993 Ship carrying formula. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4994 I see a boob. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
4995 Yes, it reminds me of every time I made my dad angry. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4996 You misunderstand me. That is LITERALLY my mother. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4997 If you show me one more corpse I'm getting a new therapist. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
4998 I hate to tell you this but....it looks like my mother! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4999 Is that the corpse of my mother? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5000 You're spot on, but I try to blot all of that out. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5001 Oh, fuck! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5002 So, Doc, what do you make of it? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5003 If you used blood for these tests, I'm sure your human patients would be just as upset. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5004 I don’t understand why you’re showing me a picture of my mother. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5005 Are you accusing me of plagiarism?" 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5006 I can't believe I came here. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5007 I thought we were done with bed-wetting issue. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5008 -I think we're not on the same wavelength, doctor Pavlov... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5009 Yes doctor, it's him. It's my husband. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5010 I couldn't hold it in. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5011 Hmmm....actually Doc I think it's my turn to ask you that question. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5012 Well, EXCUUUSE me! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5013 Another picture of a murder scene? What is wrong with you? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5014 Wasted Formula! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5015 I see Cousin George... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5016 Now I know what it looks like to truly spill your guts to someone. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5017 Looks like I had a col 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5018 Sadly,I was never properly potty-trained. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5019 Rorschach’s the name 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5020 She was the love of my life! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5021 It's not my greatest work, but I see the potential. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5022 I see a crying baby. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5023 My shrink had me do it. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
5024 Far from my best. Like you could never dream... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5025 It’s no use crying over spilled ink. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5026 Now vee may perhaps to begin. Yes? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5027 Listen, this is the LAST time I’m doing your homework for you, Mr. F. You can’t depend on me forever. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5028 My Great Grandfather- pre dropper then. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5029 I see my mother. Are you that kind of shrink? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5030 I got a cousin who's in ink. That looks like his pants on a bad night. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5031 To me, it represents painful memories of my early career collaborations with Jackson Pollock." 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
5032 Well, frankly doc, I think this is all a little bit gross 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5033 Good for our first attempt. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
5034 I already discussed this with you , it has nothing to do with my mother. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5035 That one also looks like mom. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5036 You should relate - that's my self portrait when I had hair. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5037 I don't like what's looking back at me. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5038 My dear departed mother. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5039 It's my mother after the fountain pen explosion. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5040 It reminds me of my father. What does that mean? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5041 I see death! Destruction! Mayhem! Why would you show me such a violent image?!?!? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5042 But,,, Doctor Rorschach,,, I only see that either your pen leaked or you didn't even use one. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5043 Life sucks! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5044 Sorry,I get nervous on tests. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5045 Ahh, the one that got away. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5046 Yes, doctor, I know I must confront my shame about leaks I was responsible for when I worked for the FBI. This became a blot on my reputation. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5047 A pair of legs 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5048 I don't think you're helping. All those pictures make me cry. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5049 You think that's art? My kid could do that! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5050 What does it tell you that every picture reminds me of my mother? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5051 Don't know doc, I'm more of a Monet kinda guy 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5052 Not my splat, Chief! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5053 I am afraid,you have been discharging again! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5054 That’s not mine. I’m a lighter shade of pale blue. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5055 Looks just like the dirty burp after the kid finishes me! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5056 That’s my best effort, sir! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5057 It was a long time ago. I was young. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5058 Don’t shoot the messenger! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5059 I remember him well. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5060 Yes, I was very troubled during my post-modern phase. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5061 Now I know why I suck. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5062 My Uncle Leonard 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5063 If a person takes three drops. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5064 Well, in our family, it definitely has to be granny and The Accident. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5065 It's my son's diaper. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5066 You want me to spill my guts? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5067 RED INK: I used to be just one of the primary colours, but now I'm associated with bad news! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5068 I love it when you talk dirty. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5069 I am being framed, I didnt do that. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5070 Again,I see myself,trying to make an even bigger splash when my father would stay bottled up. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5071 Doc, this digital world is overwhelming that I can't recognize myself anymore! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5072 I see my whole life passing before my eyes… 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5073 I've always wondered what's the splatter with me... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5074 Rorschachin' a fool. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5075 Doc, this is exactly why it's so hard for me to open up around others. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5076 OK, I took a leak, you saved it on paper, and I’m the crazy one? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5077 Character, reputation - no matter how you cut it, it’s a blot. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5078 Sorry boss, I had Taco Bell for lunch. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5079 OMG! I blotted out my mother issues! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5080 That’s my uncle Charlie after he fell off the bar stool. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5081 Again, just tears. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5082 My life flashing before my eyes. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5083 Why are you showing pictures of my children? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5084 A miscarriage comes to mind. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5085 Looks like the reason Sally replaced me with a glue stick! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5086 I swear, I wasn't even in town that year. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5087 I came here to heal from my trauma. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5088 That isn't EXACTLY what I meant. tomsullivan@rogers.com 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5089 Doctor, I’ve kept this bottled up for some time… 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5090 I'm familiar with the Freudian technique of reflecting. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5091 A butterfly-- No, a watery solution of fine soot with a hint of shellac-- No, the blood of my ancestors spread across the pages of my life. A blot... on the core of my very existence. Sorry, too dramatic? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5092 There is no such thing as privacy anymore! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5093 Yes, that is my Uncle Marvin. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5094 Yeah… I don’t know who did that, but that’s a nice butterfly. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5095 I see a baby trying to suck the life out of me 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5096 It means I’m done going with the flow. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5097 You can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time you started killing other people" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5098 I put my blood, sweat, and tears into it. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5099 It was just a sneeze, I sware! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5100 It feels like somebody unscrewed my head, pulled my guts out and crushed my skull to get the life out of me..." 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5101 I just don’t see myself in it 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5102 I'm prescribing you less talk more action for today 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5103 I'm tired of myself enough 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5104 What is lotted, cannot be blotted! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5105 Spit up. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5106 Again, it was a moment of passion. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5107 I’m spilling my guts here and I feel like your just using it against me. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5108 Oh gosh, that looks just like Uncle Harry. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5109 Lets not dwell, the world favors appearance anyway 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5110 If you weren't so messy I could see my mother in there. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5111 Mustard? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5112 It was a moment of childish exuberance. So sue me. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5113 It's the 1996 U.S. women's Olympic gymnastics team. 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
5114 The DNA will show that is NOT my blob. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5115 They all remind me of my cousin. He's an ink bottle. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5116 It looks like my mother expressing happiness 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5117 I did the best I could to make it meaningless! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5118 No matter what you think, I still need to take a leak. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5119 This is gruesome Doc, I can’t ink about this! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5120 It seems your incontinence problem has not improved…. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5121 It was a dark and stormy night... 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5122 I try to avoid watching my own work. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5123 I see a beautiful representation of the complex interiority within us all. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5124 bladder incontinence affects 1 in 5 women SIR 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5125 I see my father… trapped in a well 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5126 Yeah, I'm afraid that's spot on. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5127 This doesn’t seem like a fair way to assess whether I’m a narcissist. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5128 It just happened, there she was, red ink and no top, touching me. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5129 Ouch. That hurts. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5130 I don't know how I folded that without any arms. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5131 This is tiresome. Doctor, if you've got something to say, say it. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5132 The ceiling after I sneezed at an office birthday party last week. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5133 Does the DSM have a diagnosis for "leaky fountain pen?" 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5134 Verisimilitude 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5135 Yes…that looks like my son. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5136 Sorry for sneezing on your paper. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5137 It reminds me of a character on that “Welcome Back Kotter” TV show. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5138 Sometimes, when you go to the well, you get schmutz. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5139 You told us to express ourselves, professor. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5140 Wet dream! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5141 You don't say a word while I spill my guts. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5142 What you see in this picture reveals your inner self. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5143 Is that the best you can do? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5144 It reminds me of Mom. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5145 Bad digestion caused that poop, not me! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5146 Your inkblot tests were inconclusive. The lab technicians have divergent interpretations. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5147 I see my ink blot, of course. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5148 I’m sorry I leaked on your chair, but that one always triggers me. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5149 I'm not sure if you're asking us to publish a short story or an autobiography. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5150 My f.riends just call me "Ro. My friends just call me by my nickname, "Rors". 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5151 I tripped and spilled some on that page, there was no deeper meaning to it than that." Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5152 Looks like my cousin Blackie 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5153 Well, it's partly your fault for not having an accessible restroom! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5154 That Red Sharpie at the June Picnic? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5155 Don’t blot on me” 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5156 See Doc! I ain’t stain a chance of being understood 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5157 My feelings just completely spilt over 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5158 Shit Stain 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5159 uncle roger 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5160 I came. I saw. I concurred. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5161 It’s a window. A window into my soul. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5162 You know I don't like this exercise. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5163 Yes I said it looks like my Mother 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5164 I see murder, mayhem, and my Uncle Fred 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5165 I know it's shameful, Dr. Freud, but I was only a little squirt. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5166 My friggin’ father. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5167 According to this, you'll grow up to be very disorganized. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5168 Why show me a picture of my hated cousin? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5169 I am here to demand full credit, and reimbursement for the use of my images. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5170 Reminds of the time I spilled myself after a long night of writing. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5171 That could be anybody's nocturnal emission. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5172 It always disturbs me how well you can read my thoughts. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5173 I’m afraid we need to take a DNA sample. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5174 I really suck at this. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5175 I was trying to put myself through medical school when I did that. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5176 I didn't do it, Doc, I swear! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5177 I just can't give you a better blot. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5178 I can't tell anymore Doc they all look the same to me. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5179 Yeah, that’s my copybook. So what? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5180 Sorry, I wasn't ready for solid food 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5181 Not my best work... 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5182 I come in for therapy, and you try to make me feel guilty for costing kids IQ points for being a poor substitute for breast milk. You are a therapist, not a nutritionist 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5183 HIMS just sent me a pill for that. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5184 No, I'm not going to explain my art to you. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5185 Pretty good, but I'd like to see more ink 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5186 Come on, spill it. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5187 I didn't realize how creative I was. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5188 OMG! Mom, is that you?! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5189 I see my grandfather. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5190 The Devil told me to do it. He said his name was Rorschach. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5191 Leave my son out of it. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5192 What's going on and where are my arms and legs? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5193 That's not anger at all. I'm ahead of my time. Someday, people will see the artistic creativity. I call it, "Inking Well!" 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5194 I see a world of morally upright people and the noncompliance of basic food groups. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5195 The forensics just came back. We have a problem. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5196 I see blood splatter! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5197 It's the first chapter of my autobiography. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5198 Nobody’s gonna fall for this Hermann. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5199 I see my future. Meh. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5200 I've been threatened by some guy named Rorschach. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5201 If I say 'mother', would that be too obvious? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5202 Isn't this a case of the pot and kettle? Or do you want me to tell you about my son's potty training? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5203 I told you I hate my mother 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5204 I just don't think you understand! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5205 Oh no! It's Uncle Todd! We wondered where he disappeared to. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5206 All I see is blood 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5207 Sorry. I didn’’t realize you hadn’t read it yet. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5208 The one you took that from taught me how to read. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5209 I spilled some ink. It looks like a bomb went off. So what? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5210 I got caught and I spilled, so what? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5211 Makes me think of Mom. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5212 Thats the time I inked myself accidentally in public, Doc. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5213 My art teacher asked the same question. 1.1207 0.06064 58 54 1 3
5214 We are concerned about your son, sir. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5215 Sorry, I couldn't hold it 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5216 It's getting worse doctor, I can just see myself, destroyed. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5217 My mother's best work, indeed. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5218 I see someone who should just stick with a ball point pen. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5219 Yes, that’s my resume- interpreting it will be your job. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5220 My kindergardener could do that. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5221 Depleted 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5222 I see that I'm pouring myself out to you. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5223 I think that this cartoon represents how some people can't have jobs around the world because they don't know how to express themselves correctly. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5224 It’s not a complex. That’s exactly what my mother looked like naked. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5225 It looks like an impending crash into the Inkblot Nebula. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5226 That brings back some haunting images I prefer not to talk about! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5227 I may be a baby bottle but the answer's easy. It's my mother! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5228 I'm so ashamed! I just couldn't help it! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5229 Well... that's just a piece of paper I sneezed on before you came in. Next. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5230 When is the funeral? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5231 That looks like the sheet , Maw used to hangout for the World to see, when I 'soiled ,' my ink wells ! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5232 You picked up my used Kleenex again. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5233 Too soon, doctor, too soon! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5234 I’m welling up…it’s my brother! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5235 Another ballpoint pen mess. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5236 I was high when I did that 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5237 I didn't leak it, you've got to believe me! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5238 Would it be too on-the-nose to say that I see my mother? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5239 Anything is valid, but...spitting? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5240 Trump’s wall? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5241 It was the sausage and peppers. They go right through me. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5242 When I said you should let it out, I didn’t mean it literally. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5243 After she met Rorschach, things were never the same. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5244 (I previously submitted an entry but can suggest amending slightly by adding the word literally as “ I can finally find inner peace by literally spilling my guts to a total stranger”) 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5245 I am not my brother's keeper 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5246 It's what's on the inside that counts. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5247 The Holocaust. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5248 Did you get that out of my bathroom trashcan?” 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5249 Can we leave my incontinence out of this?" 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5250 Am I paranoid or did you just record me spilling my guts? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5251 I see my ex-wife. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5252 For a psychiatrist, you're showing a remarkable lack of empathy. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5253 Taco Bell... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5254 I’ll have you know, my grandfather invented that. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5255 But how could you torture me like this, Doctor? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5256 Same again. I see another laser printer. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5257 In the dream, it's me in all those pictures. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5258 My son, Kal-El. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5259 That looks like my mother, literally! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5260 It looks invisible to me. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5261 Me. Spit up. Again. Sigh. Babies can't hold their milk. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5262 Another mess to clean up. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5263 This is not an A+ paper? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5264 It's my entire career...and it doesn't look good for the future. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5265 I don't know Doc. They all look like different versions of me. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5266 I'm tired of looking at crime scene photos over and over again 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5267 I see spit-up, I’m tormented by it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5268 Splish splash I was taking a bath. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5269 I see dead milk 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5270 I've clearly given my blood to the wrong kind of doctor. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5271 When I blow my nose it always looks like that. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5272 Sorry about your paper but you did ask me to spill my guts. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5273 Dr. Freud, why the violence?!" 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5274 You’re right, of course. My mother said that to everyday when I was a child. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5275 Yeah I know, it's what's on the inside that matters moist. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5276 Alas, poor Sigmund! I knew him, a waterman: a fountain of infinite scribe. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5277 All I see is my own blood spilled 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5278 I’m TIRED okay?? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5279 Pablum. It's all pablum. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5280 You may roar, but are you shocked? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5281 This is WAY to personal, Doc. Can we talk about my mother instead? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5282 Well, you tell me what kind of therapist doesn’t keep a box of tissues on his desk! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5283 If you keep making these diagrams I will finally be free from this pain. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5284 Uncle Fred? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5285 Why do you have so many pictures of my mother? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5286 That's right, I spit on every sheet of paper in that pile. All you have to do is show all of them to a "patient" and ask them what it looks like, then pretend they said something meaningful. Easiest money you'll ever make. 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
5287 That's Pete, and he's still in a timeout. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5288 Again all I see is another life cut short. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5289 It’s always the colonoscopy prep that I dread most. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5290 I see a victim of pseudo-science 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5291 I'm telling you I don't have mother issues. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5292 I see another murder scene. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5293 I’m telling ya, I’d know Uncle Ralph’s work anywhere. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5294 I don’t want to discuss my family. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5295 Yes…that’s my cousin after his premature fall from his office desk… 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5296 If I say "my mother" you'll never let it go, will you? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5297 My mother won't stop blaming me. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5298 I’m sorry I sneezed on your paper, I have a cold” 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5299 We all have things that we’d like to take back in life. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5300 A crab ! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5301 You ask me to put down the first thing that comes out of my head and every time it’s the same rainbow…I tell you doc… it’s not easy being a gouache as vivid as I am 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5302 No Hidden meaning there - I accidentally sneezed on that! Oops! I sharted again! Omg I see a killer quill pen! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5303 This is all your fault, why did you leave me alone? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5304 I was trying to leave a good inkpression 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5305 Oh no, not my childhood! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5306 I don't know either. What do you th ink? 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
5307 Look, I had a sneeze coming, and the quarterly report on your desk was the closest thing to a tissue I could find. It won’t happen again. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5308 I said that it was an accident, sorry! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5309 That one looks like my Uncle Charlie. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5310 It definitely is not a bat; I see myself. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5311 That dark cloud started when I became obsolete. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5312 im sorry i just couldn't control myself 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5313 Yes, I did it. But it was non-voluntary. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5314 Oh my! My Mothers color. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5315 Of course. It’s always the mother. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5316 Approximately identical twins? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5317 That's circumstantial evidence. You can't prove I did it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5318 You really need stop taking credit for my work Rorschach. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5319 Porn of your mother. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5320 Oh,yes. Charles 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5321 I know, I know! I'm all schached up; all I can manage is a roar. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5322 Blotto? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5323 Those were my grandmother’s final words. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5324 I'm sorry I spilled it. I was thinking about Elmer's glue when he betrayed me online. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5325 Am I really just an ink splat Dr. ? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5326 Clueless Psychiatrist scamming clueless patient. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5327 He was my friend!! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5328 I thought you were a therapist not a gastroenterologist 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5329 This reminds me I'm getting low on ink. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5330 Is see the nipple I never amounted to be 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5331 No, it doesn’t look like my mother, and no, it doesn’t make me think of my mother – what I’m telling you is, that IS my mother. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5332 OMG, so it's my prostate? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5333 Roadkill 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5334 Good news, the ultrasound looks very healthy. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5335 I don’t see how showing me pictures of the accident is going to help me blot it from my memory . 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5336 Well, what were you expecting? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5337 Where did you get my high school yearbook picture? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5338 I have a problem with impulse control. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5339 'Leaking is the world's most embarrassing problem. Whether it's a pen, an information, or just some liquid.' 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5340 I need fries with that. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5341 It's not a conventional résumé, but I hope you can see potential. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5342 I’m afraid this was your father’s last will and testament for his remains. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5343 It’s.. too painful 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5344 Dirty diaper, definitely! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5345 Mr. Rorschach, I’m not going to spill out my personal life like that again if you’re going to use it like that. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5346 Your kidding right? Pictures of spiders? Doc, I've got real lip problems at home! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5347 Oh no! My wife wants a divorce! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5348 Clumsy draftsman! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5349 I see a sacrificial lamb. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5350 OK, I wear adult diapers. So what? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5351 What makes you think this is your child? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5352 Yeah, I did it. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5353 I feel misunderstood because nobody gets who I really am. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5354 Aren't you going to say gesundheit? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5355 I wanna sue them both. Rorschach and Pollock. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5356 It really captures my essence 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5357 Do you see any of yourself on this? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5358 I spill my guts to you every week, and for what??!!” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5359 An ink blotch. Nothing more, nothing lass. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5360 Rorsach Schmorsach !You're the one showing the dirty pictures. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5361 Alas poor Yorick. I knew him well, Horatio. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5362 Clearly that is me rejecting my first fountain pen. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5363 The First thing that comes to mind is Jimmy Durante. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5364 I spilled my guts out on paper! You tell me what it means! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5365 Ah, one of my favorite early works, "Infinite Dichotomy 10,762." 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5366 It reminds me of a 17-year-old girl with a hangover trying to open me for breakfast. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5367 I think I made my masterpiece. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5368 I see the quill again. He’s such a drain on me. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5369 I'm hoping you can forgive my lapse in judgment and won't let it become a permanent stain on my record. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5370 I'm sloppy, so what? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5371 I thought you invited me over for lunch? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5372 It looks like a shitty diaper to me. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5373 That's my diaper. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5374 My past is so painful. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5375 Regret 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5376 I feel like my life is nothing but a series of meaningless blots.” 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5377 That’s a blot from my Splatter series. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5378 Don’t compare this primitive work to my involvement in the ‘Declaration of Independence. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5379 Ah yes, that's BRIL alright. Quite demonstrative to say the least. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5380 I'm sorry. You were out of toilet paper. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5381 I couldn't help it, I am allergic. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5382 Oh, don’t worry. I declassified the whole bunch before the movers came. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5383 Kinda like a dream of mine 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5384 Not one of those "bless you" people, I see. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5385 It’ not the blots that threaten me, it’s the boobs. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5386 I made a mess . . . So sue me! (Caption by Edgar A.Goetzl 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5387 Oh! That's what had happened to Bill. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5388 It was devastating - still is. From that moment on, no matter how creative I am, people only refer to me as "that little squirt" 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5389 I see my mis-spent youth. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5390 Seems like Dr. Rorschach is stuck in your head. Let's cut back on your meds for awhile. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5391 I told you I wasn’t feeling great! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5392 Not my fault. I was only 8 months old. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5393 If you keep showing me pictures of penises I'm gonna keep getting erections 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5394 I know, I know Dr. Schmidt. It's not my greatest work. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5395 Doc, I have to be honest. These sessions are draining." Joshua Ster 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5396 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5397 What’s a narcissist? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5398 I see what you’re trying to do here, but all I see is a horse galloping 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5399 I call this one, ‘My Internal Self.’ 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5400 Thanks 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5401 With all due respect doctor, I’m just not ready to talk about my mother 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5402 Obviously his father is a source of chaos in our family. I’ve told him many times to avoid dripping onto flat surfaces. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5403 Okay. Okay. So I hated my father! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5404 I see my mother. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5405 Uncle Ted was very happy that day. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5406 Why do you psychiatrists always say everything traces back to my mother? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5407 My mother. Literally my mother. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5408 I'm so sorry. I couldn't find any toilet paper. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5409 Mr. Gluey, this is a Rorschach ink blot, not a torn sheet for you to repair! We’ll discuss this next session. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5410 Since I see you're stealing my work...I'll say - yo mama. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5411 One of the several bad novels I was forced to work on. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5412 Again, Aunt Agnes. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5413 I dunno but its kinda graphic doc 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5414 I swear that's not one of mine! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5415 And that's from my head cold collection 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5416 Poor Yorick 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5417 So I farted, big deal 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5418 And I thought that I was strait! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5419 That is all I have left of uncle Irving. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5420 I always told my brother he needed a more permanent line of work. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5421 Get that mirror out of my face! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5422 I'm getting it now. This all goes back to my mother. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5423 This isn’t what I thought you meant by a blood test. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5424 When did you start drawing these violent scenes? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5425 Where'd you get this picture of my parents fighting? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5426 Yes, I can authenticate that. I created it on Christmas Day in 2012 as a comment on materialistic society and the pointless use of Bit Coin. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5427 They're all of you. Every single one. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5428 mind if i use your tissue for other clients? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5429 well that's pretty dark... black even 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5430 What does she have to do with anything? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5431 It's like ... a laptop. And two ball-point pens. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5432 I’ll order a dozen 8x12’s. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5433 I told you I didn't want to talk about my mother. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5434 Is this what you normally do with a urine sample? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5435 I don't think this exposure therapy is helping, Doc. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5436 The DNA will prove I’m innocent. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5437 What advice do you wish you could give to your younger self? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5438 Those pages contain the story of my life - one ink mess after another! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5439 Where did you find that photo of my late father? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5440 „You’ve just made me realize how much I miss my unbottled self.” 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5441 Abortion 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5442 You ever heard of Walter Keane? No? Good. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5443 You're a monster. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5444 I see my father's incontinence. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5445 What are you doing with a photo of Henry, my eldest son? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5446 My future is uncertain. Think I will open a tattoo parlor. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5447 Aunt Edna. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5448 So I'm not house-trained? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5449 I know, doc, I know—use a condom... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5450 I am here to help you. What is so wrong with your life that you are self-harming? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5451 Not my best work." Nancy Hawley Spokane W 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5452 You know, Doc, I'm getting pretty tired of talking about my mother. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5453 Mom never knew what to do with me. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5454 'It's not mine. I never touched her!' 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5455 I peaked when I was 17. My work has only gotten worse since then. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5456 In my defense it was the swimsuit edition. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5457 I lose control of my bladder and you have to rub it in. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5458 Babies suck...then throw up. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5459 I'm sorry. I just couldn't hold it in any longer. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5460 Doc there you go profiling me again! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5461 I call it, "Look, Ma! No Hands!" It's a self-portrait. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5462 I told you I was depressed! 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5463 Not one of mine. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5464 Introspective! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5465 I never in my life made a mess like that. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5466 That looks like my Uncle George 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5467 I always cry when I see a picture of my Nana 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5468 Its clearly a crab. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5469 As you can see your work has been very splotchy lately 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5470 Ah Tusche. We'll always have Paris. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5471 It's my squashed son! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5472 No one likes me anymore! Every one thinks I am contaminated 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5473 Rorschach Ketchup, I don't think so. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5474 That was my favourite Child! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5475 Basically, that's my career in a nutshell. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5476 Look Doc, I just provide the ink I don't draw them. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5477 I don't want to talk about the children! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5478 I see my ex, her private parts, but that's my ex." 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5479 Yes, I knew him — before his dreadful accident. Jolly good fellow, if you ask me. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5480 I told you already: I don't know how he fell of that ledge. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5481 Cartoonist on shrooms. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5482 Why do we always have to talk about my mother! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5483 I'd wash my hands after handling that 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5484 I understand you are unhappy our new paperless office policy 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5485 I thought you were a therapist, not a fortune teller… 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5486 I just can’t stain it, doc! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5487 Ma'am, I won't tolerate your child spitting on my degree again. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5488 What do you want from me? I don’t have socks 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5489 No one ever sees the real me 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5490 That's not what I had in mind when I asked you to make a splash in our last marketing meeting! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5491 I feel culturally appropriated... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5492 My first Long Island Iced Tea. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5493 My resume. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5494 That's what happens when you splash me on paper, Doctor Freud! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5495 The results of the Lie Detector test say . . . 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5496 Handkerchief. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5497 I don't know Mr. Rorschach, I'm just applying for the janitor's job. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5498 I'm a baby's formula bottle! What do you think I think it looks like? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5499 What were you expecting,Knausguaard? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5500 What's this have to do with me? I'm cyan. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5501 Uhhhhh, I don't know how my son's art work got mixed in there. 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
5502 That is Uncle Pee Wee! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5503 King Charles when I’m done with him 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5504 Sir, I can explain! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5505 I'm sorry. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5506 I see regrets and bad decisions... 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5507 I feel like I’ve been putting half of myself into my work lately. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5508 Our team can’t seem to agree about your blood test results. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5509 Dont' you feel a utter fraud asking me here to analyse them for you? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5510 Looks like indigestion 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5511 That's the irony, who is doing the Rorschach test, me or you? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5512 I know. I’m sorry. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5513 Did you take your hat off this morning? My hats off to you! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5514 BLOTCHED INK 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5515 I was very ill with a virus that day. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5516 Excuse me. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5517 Cousin Jack! We thought you were in Hawaii. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5518 Looks just like my hat. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5519 I'm not big on self-reflection. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5520 Why did you bring my mirror here? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5521 All right, all right. It is my child. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5522 Let's switch seats... 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5523 Looks like a frog but that's my signature 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5524 Come again? 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5525 It looks like my Mother when she fell to the ground. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5526 Looks like toilet paper 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5527 Looks like a fly on a wall to me. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5528 I see...failure 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5529 It's all black and white to me. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5530 I see my end is coming 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5531 Sorry doc, i have no inkling what that means 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5532 This is too meta for me. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5533 Nothing really… just, like, marked up paper… Why? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5534 You see your ex here, too? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5535 I see my dad. Literally, that's my father." 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5536 I was trying to imitate Jackson Pollock. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5537 Once more, I see the blood of the innocent. Can we please stop now?" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5538 I'd rather leave the caption up to my audience. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5539 Honest doc, that's the first thought that came out of my head. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5540 Brother Pollock 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5541 Yes, it's mine. Analyze it. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5542 Sorry. I’m just not feeling well today. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5543 That’s from when I was a sperm donor. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5544 It reminds me a lot of my mom…is that my mom? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5545 Listen Doctor, I do ink blots for a living and all that looks like to me is another ink blot! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5546 Are you saying I have "mommy issues?" 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5547 I believe I’ve hit the spot right there 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5548 I don't know. It just makes me feel like I'm throwing my life away. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5549 That's from the summer we spent in Maine. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5550 But Dr Rorschach - I hoped you'd read it to me 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5551 This looks like one of my farts—silent but splashy. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5552 Of course I’m going to have mommy issues if you keep showing me that photo of my mother. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5553 But Doctor, I feel responsible for my own issues. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5554 And that one looks like my sister's baby Natalie. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5555 The horror...the horror 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5556 I didn't realize I had made such a mess out of things. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5557 That's what I mean. I can't control myself. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5558 Honestly, I feel like Tony Soprano is channeling me. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5559 I think I might cry over this 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5560 Bull$h!t Doctor” What you see? Or this whole exercise” 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5561 Not me! The baby did it. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5562 Rorschach? Wasn't he one of the Sweathogs? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5563 When I said use your head I didn’t mean literally! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5564 Please, not again! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5565 That is the note my ex-girlfriend left me when she broke up with me 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5566 My son never calls me anymore. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5567 Seriously, is that the best you can do? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5568 Why do you therapists always torment me with pictures of mothers nursing their babies? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5569 My handwriting needs work. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5570 I don't feel comfortable talking about my past spills. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5571 We have evidence that you’ve been showing up to the office topless. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5572 Can we talk about my residuals first" 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5573 Sadist. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5574 A broken pen 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5575 I’m auditioning for the role of Johnny on the spot. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5576 Same thing I always see. Ivory, Jerry, Charles, and Orville. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5577 Oh my god I think that's my mother (thinking) ..so she didn't leave me. Therapy sucks but in this case you've sorted out my abandonment issues. Can I take her home now? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5578 Ummm…bender. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5579 All I see is another udder! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5580 Also bedwetting. But doc, I'm not sure exposure therapy is helping. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5581 Doc, you have to think out of the inkblot: I 've just got a bad case of sneezes. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5582 I've never had a problem with incontinence before! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5583 Honest, it wasn’t me. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5584 I'm in a condiment state of ketchup 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5585 My lifeblood draining out on the paper. Why, what do you see? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5586 A rough Saturday night. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5587 That was my mother . . . until somebody knocked her off the shelf." 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5588 It's ink Freud. It's just ink. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5589 This cartoon is black and white, so I don't know if it's mine. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5590 My job is really draining, I’m starting to feel so empty inside 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5591 It reminds me of color inside of me trying to get out. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5592 Yes, I could've been a much better example to him." 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5593 ONE TIME I sneeze without my handkerchief and you guys go all psycho on me. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5594 I can profile the bottle and the squirter. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5595 Guinevere is a very erotic teacher but it does not excuse your very naughty vocabulary, Lancelot. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5596 I asked you not to sign HR complaints. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5597 I see an unforgivable waste of valuable ink. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5598 I had a cold , it means nothing I tell you! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5599 All I see is my mother, doc. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5600 Oh that one? I burped. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5601 It’s a memoir … 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5602 A crab? I mean, just like the others, it looks like me. But I'm just not sure what you're looking for me to say, doc. Fireworks? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5603 But doctor, I already know I'm having an identity crisis. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5604 Chip off the old block, eh doc? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5605 That's when I had getting over a hangover. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5606 Christ, Lou, are we really going to dig through my trash and pretend to be scandalized? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5607 It’s a poor use for ink- I can’t relate! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5608 That’s because everything IS about my father. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5609 Doctor, please, may I just have the results? Do I have colon cancer cancer or not? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5610 Did you have to use ketchup? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5611 It's nocturnal Doc, y'gotta believe me! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5612 The sucking can be difficult 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5613 I feel like my mind has been going in two different directions lately. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5614 That was a failed attempt at a solo career . . . , 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5615 Why must you bring my mother into this? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5616 Why can't I have a color blot like others? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5617 Yes, that's my handkerchief. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5618 Yet another so-called family photo of my parents and sister, but as usual I’m not in it. That’s a large part of why I get blotto every night. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5619 I had a cousin who became an empty ink bottle. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5620 You only schwartz, the person who zooms you. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5621 …a mediocre example of an early commissioned portrait of my partner’s mother. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5622 I am your father. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5623 That's going to be you if I don't get a passing grade. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5624 An I missing something? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5625 Looks like my no good cheatin’ wife! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5626 I know it’s hard, but sometimes facing the trama helps 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5627 It’s the TRUTH, you coward. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5628 after arrival 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5629 Achoo! Oops oops It’s allergies I promise. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5630 I feel like I’m being cross-examined, doctor. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5631 Lunch? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5632 Hey, even Willie Mays occasionally dropped a fly ball. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5633 Well, maybe I did and maybe I didn't. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5634 that's definitely ketchup 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5635 2nd Day of period 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5636 That's disgusting! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5637 I don't know what that means. I just sneezed, and that's what came out. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5638 The President did that? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5639 Yes, you can see how beautiful she was. I miss her to the bottom of my well. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5640 All I see is a reminder of what a waste my life has been. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5641 Easily my finest work, but the critics panned it as overly sentimental. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5642 Yes, doc, my son drives me crazy 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5643 Ah that would be a picture of the twins! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5644 What's with the constant needling doc? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5645 am i not supposed to have a period now? 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
5646 I know I shouldn’t take it personally 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5647 I guess they don't burp you either. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5648 Doc, that's how I feel inside. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5649 My biggest fear! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5650 Indigestion. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5651 Why do you keep saying I have an oral fixation? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5652 I'm sorry, I'm INKapable of seeing anything 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5653 Dad's passengers 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5654 How depressing!!!!!!! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5655 23andMe found my 2nd cousin once removed? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5656 These new laxatives are getting out of hand… 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5657 Is that your signature? If so you’re bound by the agreement. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5658 Oh don't give me any more of that Freudian nonsense, of course it reminds me of my mother 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5659 Could I get a tissue that isn’t used? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5660 Damn, bro. How long have you been collecting my tissues? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
5661 A bar bathroom selfie. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5662 I suggest a few drops of CBD oil twice a day will calm your edges. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
5663 It’s definitely a sucking mouth. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5664 I keep seeing my mother in these inkblots 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5665 You assume everything is sexual - but that inkblot isn't mine. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5666 I know, not my best blot! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5667 Look at this mess you made, is this really what you're made of? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5668 It’s a-me, Mario! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5669 How is this supposed to help me cope with the fact that I am extINKed? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
5670 You’re the one who keeps showing me pictures of my mother ! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5671 Do you show humans bloodstains too? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
5672 „Are you sure you can help me to overcome my psychogenic vomiting?“ 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5673 Yeah, my co-workers said I would cement the deal for them. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5674 Now you're just taunting me. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5675 That looks like my uncle Ralph. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5676 If it's any consolation, I'm vaccinated. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5677 I vomited. That’s all there is to it. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5678 Your autobiography was difficult to read 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5679 I think Jackson Pollock would approve. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5680 Me again. I'm always messing up. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5681 You're kidding me, right? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5682 Spot on how I feel, Mr. Shrinkster 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
5683 Oh, NO! So that's what happened to Elsie! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5684 That's a page from my diary when I was eleven. Dad ran off with a real sharpie and then my Mom had to dry out. #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5685 I didn’t do that. Must be your last crazy patient. John Oesterle Burke, Va 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5686 The answer depends on which one of my trash cans you got that from. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5687 I see room for improvement in your technique, Dr. Rorschach. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5688 I’ve told you before, all I see is my mother 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5689 We can have diarrhea too 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5690 I wish my past transgressions would stop taking center stage! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5691 You must not be doing well, doctor, with no couch and no real Rorschach's Test. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5692 I hate looking through family photos. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5693 It looks like my ex-husband. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5694 Can’t you at least use paint? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5695 Thats’s the kid that threw me across the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5696 No Inky, No Splatzky! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5697 You might call it pornography; to me, it's art. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5698 I told you, this happens when I get nervous! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5699 Yes, that’s exactly what it looked like after she fell off the counter. It was horrific 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5700 OK, this one IS my mother, but how do YOU know her? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5701 Tell me about your firstborn… 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5702 It looks like an unfunny New Yorker cartoon. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5703 So how do you interpret that, Doc? I could never read my blot test results 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5704 Ok, Rorschach …Tell me about your mother 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5705 That's NOT an ink blot, that's a butterfly!! Geez. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5706 It's either my tears or vomit. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5707 I’m not sure if I was happy or sad. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5708 Looks like the lactating breast that I wish I were. 1.1014 0.05118 69 65 1 3
5709 There's my argument... NO to abortion! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5710 Yes, most all my works are the bi-product of a troubled childhood. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5711 Maybe I am egocentric, but that’s what I see. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5712 That looks nothing at all like my mother. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5713 I'm so tired of performing for other people. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5714 No, I feel like it was wider… 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5715 `Me.' 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5716 I can't...Dad!! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5717 What do I see? I see my Uncle Phil unceremoniously splattered there, that's what I see. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5718 These sessions go so long, I just couldn't hold it any longer. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5719 I think I see my parents, but that always happens with print. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5720 You murderer! What did you do to my brother? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5721 ... a sucker! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5722 Hey Doc, haven't you got it backwards? I'm supposed to look at pictures of faces. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5723 You try and cough up something better! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5724 Looks like my latest squeeze… 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5725 I see a dark hole… 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5726 You should behave, or I will call the brushes 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5727 I don’t think looking at a picture of my kids is helping. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5728 Are you making fun of me? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5729 Use something else, I am so tired of complicity in these filthy ideas of yours. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5730 Death." - I'm beginning to a pattern here. You are fixated on death! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5731 What can I tell you, Larry David would be very disappointed in me 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5732 My Ex-wife. Again. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5733 I swear officer she said she was 18 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5734 You're the editor,not me. It's up to you to say what I meant with that ink blot. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5735 It's only me. And I really am just a good and happy bottle of ink. The things people sometimes project onto me are very hard to take. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5736 It's my cat, Mitzy, that mama stuffed into the bottle when I was 8 years old. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5737 I'm aghast! Is that me? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5738 I admit that is my inkblot, but I did not do the crime. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5739 I am not fixated on her. You literally just keep holding up pictures of my mom. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5740 This is extremely inappropriate and will not stand 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5741 Disgusting! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5742 It’s rude to assume an artist’s work is autobiographical. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5743 I'm sorry, but I found him splattered all over my desk. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5744 And that's yet another of my self-portraits. So what? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5745 An accidental spill. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5746 Uncle Irving. He was a real mess. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5747 Stan Boothby’s breast pocket. I was SO drunk. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5748 Not me, I just got my fluid flushed. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5749 Chill-out, I am going to therapy! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5750 A leak 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5751 I would like to see your parents tomorrow! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5752 what, is this ink plot you did for real surly you can and should do better! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5753 I always seem to fail every test. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5754 I see my tissue. I sneezed. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5755 It looks like my cousin's cubist drawing. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5756 That my blood report doc? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5757 Why yes,I see me! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5758 What does it remind me of? Ink, of course! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5759 To be honest, Doc, just a day in the life… 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5760 Is seeing butterflies in your Kleenex a sign of COVID? 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5761 What it represents is I had to sneeze. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5762 I see an iPhone, and obsolescence... 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5763 You're right. Everything we talk about in here really just comes back to my mother. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5764 You’re shocked? Why do you keep asking me for dirty pictures? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5765 Umm...ME.. at 7 years old! I told you this wouldn't work! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5766 Sorry boss, forgot to flush. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5767 I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad sign. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5768 They ALL look like my mother, Doc. What are you getting at? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5769 Interpret all you want . Those are photos of my family 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5770 You ARE the father! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5771 I really don’t see what this has to do with my mother 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5772 That one looks a lot like my other aunt, Norma. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5773 What makes you think I could relate to that? Ellen Mansueto, Silver Spring, Marylan 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5774 Don’t say you’re not impressed 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5775 I don't care 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5776 Well you see sir, I just got back from Taco Bell… 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5777 You think I made that? Real shoddy work, doc. Sexy, but shoddy. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5778 What does it look like? It looks like you're an asshole. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5779 I don't know how many times I told Blacky not to play in traffic, but it still feels like my fault. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5780 Other than that, Mrs. Rorschach, what do you see. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5781 Nausea! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5782 I thought you might want to write this down. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5783 That's my tissue, doc. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5784 and it was at that exact moment that I saw my life flash before my eyes 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5785 I’ve been called Stinky Inky and Pen’s Breath. It’s a real blot on my ego. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5786 Uncle Frank after a few at Thanksgiving. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5787 They all look like Mama naked… 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5788 'I just can't help messing up Doc...' 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
5789 Roar? Shock? I feel all bottled up. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5790 So, Mr. Rawshak, I believe we have a bone to pick here. We have to talk about the elephant in the picture. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5791 “I’m afraid you’re a narcissist.” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5792 I am tired of being babied. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5793 I see evidence that your profession has been exploiting my kind for generations. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5794 Listen. I know how he eats, not what he thinks. That's your job, not mine. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5795 Yeah sorry I cummed in between the pages and I will do it again. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5796 Yeah sure, I see what you are doing. Blame the guy with no hands. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5797 If you were that excited when it happened, you wouldn’t be able to tell what that is either. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5798 I know you recommended pelvic floor PT for this but it’s such a long wait to see a provider 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5799 This takes me back to the days when I was just a little ink. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5800 Every time I sneeze I have to do a free association. It's draining me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5801 That’s a blot on my character—how dare you!? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5802 Once again, I’m gonna say juice. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5803 It reminds me of the last time I got 'stINK'o. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5804 Why do you carry around a picture of my mother? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5805 BARF 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5806 Is this not your signature? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5807 You wanna know what it looks like? The tissue I just sneezed into, in the waiting room! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5808 They all look like "death" to me. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5809 That's cousin Arthur. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5810 OK. You have to decide if you feel more like an ink blot than an ink well." myoken@umassd.ed 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5811 The sportsfield of the boarding school I attended. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5812 What do I see? A mistake I made in my 20s - in my “blot” phase. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5813 Premature inkulation is really effecting my quality of life 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5814 Everything tastes better with Rorschach. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5815 You could just say "Gesundheit" 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5816 ''It looks like blood." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5817 I keep telling you, these all look like my last hangover. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5818 it’s all I have left of him doctor! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5819 That? That’s just an old handkerchief. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5820 If I tell you I see the moment of my conception, are you going to make a whole thing out of it? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5821 I'm not sure how my self-portrait from art school will help me, Doctor. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5822 This was during my black period. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5823 That’s a family gathering celebrating the annual Gutenberg Press Day. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5824 I see all my internal conflicts or a butterfly in a cloud Dr. Rorschach 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5825 Now I see that all I really need to be successful is a pen. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5826 I thought you were a psychiatrist, not a urologist. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5827 What were you really thinking? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5828 Sorry, sometimes I cant hold my thoughts in. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5829 Male? Female? Created in my own image? Why are you withholding the right answer from me, Doc? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5830 I want my lawyer! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5831 I can’t tell … we all look alike. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5832 I’m sad ‘cause that was Mom’s last inkblot. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5833 I am not a Freudian... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5834 Not my best work. I just did shit. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5835 ..in abstract..? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5836 Noooooo! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5837 It's not my best work. I was pretty coked up in 2005. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5838 How was I to know she was lactose intolerant 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5839 Ummmm, so that wasn't toilet paper? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5840 Where's you get my dating profile shot? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5841 That's Jimmy, my first born, pretending to be a bug. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5842 I feel the angst, I feel the fear - the terror, and I understand that my therapy rests in just being a regular mustard kind of guy. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5843 My youth. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5844 Yes, that’s a picture of my missing son. Please, you have to find him! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5845 One-too-many tequila shots... 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5846 I see what's left of my father. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5847 Yikes, acrylic! There's no hope fur us ink bottles. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5848 Have you been speaking to my mother? She always said I would make a mess of my life. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5849 This is quite difficult. It looks like my second child. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5850 That reminds me of my grandfather, Bic the Stic. He was killed getting shot through a high-powered rifle. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5851 I made it at a self-analysis workshop. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5852 After my divorce I was all over the place. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5853 No gesundheit really hurt. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5854 was wondering where my stomach went... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5855 That looks like the spot where I puked. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5856 What do you mean you don't see anything here, Mister Rorschach? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5857 It’s a heart. Or a stomach. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5858 I see my tummy. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5859 I used to dream of writing the Great American novel." 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5860 Sex sex sex! You therapists are obsessed! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5861 Please say, "gesundheit!" 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5862 I was in a bad mood. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5863 I can't do this anymore, everyone only sees a blob monster. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5864 i see sriacha but there there is ketchup, harissa, mustard and mayo; we are all sauces! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5865 It looks like a sailboat on the Hudson Riv — wait, no. This one’s also a grisly depiction of my own demise. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5866 This is so embarrassing. I'm really sorry, I'll be sure to throw them in the trash can when I'm finished from now on 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5867 It looks vaguely familiar. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5868 I see my brother after he was in that terrible accident. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5869 That looks just like my autobiography, doctor! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5870 My gallbladder stones 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5871 Great work." "Thank you Mr. Rorschasch. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5872 Your lab results demonstrate that you are clearly dehydrated. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5873 You tell me. You're the doctor. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5874 I know I’m overcompensating… 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5875 Ah, my first girlfriend, the one who got away. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5876 What’s your problem! Showing me pictures of blood?! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5877 Are you color blind? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5878 you want me to say my mother, don’t you? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5879 I am an Indian immigrant, 35 and still a bed wetter, can you help me? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5880 This is what my owner’s finger nails look like when she tries to put my polish on herself. It’s depressing. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5881 Its not what I meant. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5882 It's like you're revealing my insides! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5883 I’m not well. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5884 If you keep using my blood for your inane tests,I’m going to dry up. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5885 Two aardvarks smashing into each other at the speed of light. Now, can we talk about the giant baby that sucks on my bottle cap? I'm not imagining things. I know my record is spotty. I have no neck to to crane like you. What's on the ceiling? Burrp! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5886 Doc, honestly, I see myself as an infant. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5887 It haunts me still. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5888 Maybe i’ll stick to using a pen next time. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5889 Orgasmic 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5890 This feels an awful lot like work! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5891 That’s my first child, Ella; she was really cranky. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5892 I wasn't thinking anything. I just had to go. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5893 I cannot absorb what I’m seeing. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5894 No that really is a picture of my mother. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5895 I don't want to see your expensive shit. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5896 why do you have my used toilet paper? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5897 Bottle Service? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5898 I'm just not ready to open up. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5899 OMG, that's Baby Charlie's spit up after his three a.m. feeding. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5900 It's just like the last four. I see my wife- sorry. Ex-wife. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5901 It looks like a blew my load on the paper 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5902 Look, doc, I don't really get this whole therapy thing. And I certainly don't understand what a photo of my dad's penis has to do with it 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5903 Alright Dr, I told you already. Rorschach is just frustrated 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5904 I see ... Wait a minute! Did you just make that while I was asleep?! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5905 Looks like my little brother Willie when Mom brought him home from the hospital. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5906 I suppose I should be grateful I’m not the diaper. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5907 It doesn't _look like_ my mother. It actually _is_my mother. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5908 That one looks like mom also. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5909 I’ve got a feeling that by the end of this you’re going to say I have mommy issues. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5910 I won't go. JWST can't show any proof of life. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5911 That's my aunt Georgina. Are these all going to be this depressing? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5912 I can try again,just give me a chance! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5913 I'm supposed to be the pacifier, not the patient. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5914 A war crime 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5915 That's cousin Ricky as a baby. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5916 You know sometimes an ink blot is 'just' an ink blot. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5917 I see a woman’s breast 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5918 Have you been reading my books again? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5919 Oh it’s motivations you’re looking for? That’s easy. Kentucky bourbon and curvy brunettes. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5920 I am very sorry doc but I accidentally sneezed on your board. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5921 Shouldn't that be white on black? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5922 Okay…Mary had a little lamb, it’s fleece was white as coal…and btw that’s Harold’s hue of black not mine. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5923 Sometimes I cry over spilled milk. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5924 I thought that was just between us 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5925 I did create that inkblot with bottle squirts when I was younger. Now I’m an inkjet printer dependent artist with a bottlecap that’s old and clogged. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5926 Sorry, but I find it's so easy to spill my guts during our sessions. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5927 It's me coming unglued. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5928 So … it’s not snot? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5929 This is such a shock Mr. Rohr. But it does resemble my aunt Blotty. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5930 I don’t know what’s happened to me doctor, I used to be much more fun 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5931 It looks just like my baby 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5932 I just feel blue. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5933 I just feel like it's all my fault 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5934 Agreed Counselor. I’ll take the fifth. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5935 Human coming unglued 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5936 Gosh, Doc, I am all inked out. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5937 My poor brother. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5938 I have an inkling that you know me well. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5939 How did you get yours hands on my art portfolio? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5940 Doc, all I see is an ink blotch!?! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5941 I just feel like my work is void and meaningless. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5942 Stop psycho analyzing me, Doc. Sometimes an ink blot really is just an ink blot. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5943 I think it all goes back to Catholic school, where they told me this was a sin... 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5944 I don’t see myself in any of these. I honestly just feel blue. 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
5945 So, tell me more about your mother? 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
5946 That piece is my baby, I can't part with it for less than $1 million 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5947 The bathroom was closed for cleaning 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5948 That’s easy! See it all this time. Spit up. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5949 Let’s just say that you’re going to want to wash your hands after touching that one. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5950 Thank you for the napkin, sorry I inked it. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5951 Same. My friend Steve. O God,is he more than a friend? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5952 Now spill again but this time, with your words 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5953 Lately I’m feeling like my world-view is just very dark… 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5954 I think that is my 23rd child, but I'm not sure several of them look alike. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5955 I see creativity before computer graphics 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5956 Rorschach caught red-handed is what I see. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5957 It looks like what I puked up after a bender. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5958 I see a lady in India giving birth to a bottle of ink. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5959 It’s a virus with no respect for my authority. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5960 "But doctor, I AM Paggliacci!" 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5961 It looks like my uncle Bob… 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5962 My Family 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5963 My insurance doesn't cover it? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5964 I feel all used up and I haven't really become anything. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5965 It's what remains on the lap of a ballpark fan. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5966 I think my drunk Uncle Max did that one. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5967 I feel like my career is really limited. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5968 Sure, it's my most famous, but it's far from my best. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5969 You don’t know me. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5970 uh-uh, that ink mine 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5971 Mommy?" Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5972 Expressionism 2022 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5973 I well up, Doctor. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5974 A dog having sex with an ink blot? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5975 Where did you get a letter from my ex-wife Cindy? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5976 I see what used to be my life. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5977 Never mix beer and hard liquor. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5978 Heartburn 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5979 I told him not to come to close or I would ink 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5980 There were no tissues in the waiting room. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5981 I would like to terminate! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5982 ...in my dream the lion roars, shock and awe...and so much more... 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5983 Please doctor don't make me look at that... it's my mother when she fell out of the 3rd story window. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5984 Take a good close look inside…of yourself!!! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5985 It means you know something they don’t know. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5986 Sorry, I was aiming for the spittoon. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5987 Roschach 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5988 Doc, I told you that I didn’t want to talk about the past. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5989 Yuk, I see splattered evisceration. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5990 Am I just another spotted lantern fly to you? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5991 Oh!Not another nasal passage! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5992 I see my squirrel doc….everywhere i look! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5993 Me in utero 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5994 It is my ball point pen nightmare! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5995 Bringing up my past mistakes just makes me feel worse. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5996 I see someone had corn with their dinner last night. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5997 I see my tears 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5998 If you’re fishing for shame… don’t bother 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5999 ‘This is why your son is failing Spanish’ 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6000 I see the doomed brushless. If I lose my brush, doc, I'm a goner. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6001 Let me ask you this Mr Rorschach - can a tooth bite itself? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6002 Sloppy, sloppy people. And who do they always blame? Ball points are gonna run me out of business. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6003 Tell it to me straight, Doctor. I can't keep spilling my guts like this. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6004 That looks a lot like Uncle Parker. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6005 Are you sure my copyright expired? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6006 I see that I had an accident 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6007 Since I ran out of black ink I can’t remember to find a shrink that’ll use me 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6008 Sorry if that's too dark. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6009 You will be next, let's get to work now shall we 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6010 For Rorchacht it was all sweat and tears. But my ancestors? Blood, blood, blood! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6011 How you got hold of one of my diapers is beyond me. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6012 Who do you see inside yourself? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6013 Permanent blue-black. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6014 What do you think it looks like? It looks like my brother, that's who. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6015 Where fir you find a picture of my mother? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6016 Yeah, I told you not to shake the fountain pen. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6017 Oh, the "inkblot" test: All the jokes I have to listen to..." 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6018 This one’s really strange, what was happening in your inkblot days when you did this one? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6019 The assignment was self-expression 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6020 It’s not a pretty picture but that was taken long before I gathered myself. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6021 No son, I am proud of you. You took a thankless job in Public Healthcare and are making a difference in people's lives!! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6022 What does my disapproving father have to do with any of this? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6023 Do I seem unhappy or not? What does this inkblot suggest to you, doctor? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6024 Diamine Shimmertastic-32 black ink. Trust me on this. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6025 Why are you holding my used tissue? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6026 Why do they put me on their arm like that? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6027 What a great opening line. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6028 Nostalgia Another sin of Trump's The Sharpie 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6029 That was my cousin Earl. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6030 Ummm...that one's me not Rorschach. You stepped out for a few and, well, ya might want to wash your hands. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6031 Your Wife... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6032 Looks like a rorschach but is just my tissue 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6033 Oh, my God! What did you do to Carl! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6034 That’s Herb! He was my best friend. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6035 Stop it please! It's the family dog, Spot. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6036 I'm sorry, but I gave at the office 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6037 An ink splotch. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6038 I see my blood smeared on paper, you ghoul. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
6039 You tell me what I'm seeing. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6040 Why are you showing me a picture of my dead brother? Is this therapy or... am I being interrogated for his murder? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6041 I understand you’re my therapist, but using my blood against me doesn’t sit well with me 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6042 Annie after she fell off the desk and shattered. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6043 Where did you get a pic of my ex? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6044 That was when I was in a very blue mood. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6045 That looks like my cousin, Splat! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6046 It’s sad to see AI imitations of your work. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6047 Why am I looking at my ex-wife! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6048 Here’s looking at you, kid! Didn’t Happen, I didn’t spill a drop there. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6049 That splash was caused by my using XLAX after dinner! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6050 Where did you get that crime scene photo of my mom? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6051 How I miss my mama! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6052 If you don't take me out, I do it on the paper...right? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6053 Do you really want me to interpret my own spew? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6054 Crazy Aunt Linda,before therapy. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6055 Every once in awhile I just need to squirt. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6056 Dr. I thought you were Board Certified, that's Blood Splatter! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6057 You found my handkerchief. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
6058 "I see single use disposable plastic baby bottles." 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6059 That’s my blot, and it can’t be used without my permission. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6060 This is embarrassing, but that's a burp. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6061 I suppose in everyone else’s eyes, I can be interpreted very differently. Everyone’s trying to guess who I really am inside. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6062 I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. I can’t ink. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6063 My sole crime was blotting out all evidence. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6064 Wait,are you telling me,I’m spotting? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6065 Yes, warrior. Stop milking the irony, Doc! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6066 They all just look like ink blots to me. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6067 I feel that you are projecting 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
6068 Rorschach, I can give any more. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6069 1 Now you're just making me look bad. 2 Umm, the darkness in my very s 3 Ink blot, schmink blot. What's this supposed to prove? 4 You've stolen a bit of me. 5 Wait. This is what I'm paying you for? 6 Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6070 I JUST CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD THAT IT'S A NIPPLE 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6071 I see newsprint going down the tubes, in slow-motion. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6072 This test really sucks. 1.0816 0.05712 49 47 0 2
6073 Oh no! It's a hungry baby elephant. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6074 Yes...sniff...my cousin Red. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6075 That’s an even worse design than my pacifier topknot. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6076 I really don't want to talk about my mother's accident. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6077 Yes, that is the blot of the guy who forced his pen on me. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6078 It looks like my brother Larry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6079 Look, I don't know what you're trying to get at with all of these, but take it from me, it's just another inkblot. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6080 That would be, sniff, little Darnell. He was the bass for the INK SPOTS. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6081 Sorry, stomach bug. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6082 Yeah, I've got the blues. But I'm no good time Charlie! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6083 I've given everything to your profession, Doc. Now I just see the big brush-off! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6084 Oh no, Doc...that's exactly how my dad looked when they squeezed the last of him out. For what? Lousy cold overly salted fast food fries. The horror! Couldn't they have just let him live in the condiment shelf a little longer? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6085 : “i knew I was going to die!” 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6086 I thought Mother threw that away. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6087 sorry, i ran out of toilet paper 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6088 I guess I'm an alcoholic then. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6089 What do I see? I see my family tree… 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6090 Yes, I feel sorry that what I said about your mother caused you to soil your pants; now can we get back to my oral fixation? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6091 Oh look, there's my child on there! 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6092 I’m telling you doc, I can’t read my own writing. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6093 Just like the others, I see Hermann Rorschach. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6094 I am sorry but I wasn't the one who squirted!! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6095 I thought you would best appreciate my talents with a print of my most profound image. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6096 I’m not sure what it means but I’m thinking viagra may help 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6097 Touché, Doctor, I guess some people really do spill their guts to you. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6098 I really don't know what my new girlfriend sees in me. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6099 What illiterates are globally cooking? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6100 Disposable Diaper 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6101 Philip Roth? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6102 It's King Charles' handkerchief. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6103 Doctor, clearly I have mommy issues, I see nipples in every inkblot you show me. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6104 It's a blog, a blurb, a blag. Leave me alone! I've got enough problems with the white out. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6105 I'm sorry! I didn't know what I was thinking. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6106 Sorry but I couldn't hold it any longer, Doc Rorshak. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6107 I never WANTED children. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6108 Hey, I just make them. That's my laundry list. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6109 After all this time, doctor, I can’t believe that is what you see in me! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6110 This resembles my work as an influencer. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6111 Oh, that's nothing compared to my breakdown. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6112 'Yes Doc, my name is Herman Rorschach' 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6113 That ink blot doesn't define me, Rorschach! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6114 That's my boss. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6115 In life Papa always said, "What you see is what you get." 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6116 Ooooh, I'm so sorry...I should've stayed home, my tummy was a little upset this morning. I hope you can still read your notes. You don't have a couch. I really want to lie down now. Maybe I can lie on the floor. Ooooh, ooooh, so sorry... 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6117 I thought I flushed that 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6118 My mom’s last breath. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6119 You think that's my essence. 1.0794 0.04693 63 60 1 2
6120 I think it's the time I tripped and fell down. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6121 I had no idea that my Aunt Sally was in Blotboy. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6122 My Ex getting tipsy at our wedding 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6123 If I am reading this correctly you are saying writing and muddling are equal and opposite.. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6124 Well, no wonder you see a field of snow, you're looking at the wrong side. Nice try. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6125 Is see a blood blot. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6126 Splat!? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6127 This is what you do with the blood sample? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6128 That Rorschach guy is damaging my image. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6129 Not sure what my mom has to do with me working here. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6130 Anything I can take for premature ejaculation? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6131 Why is this always about my mother. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6132 It is me 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6133 Okay, that’s another lady inkwell removing her clothes. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6134 You know the one about the pot calling the kettle black. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6135 My father hitting rock bottom. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6136 That night in college when I was introduced to daiquiris.” 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6137 my lifeblood on paper for your amusement, that is what i see 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6138 I’m called a baby bottle “pop” aren’t I? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6139 What can I say? I just really love therapy. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6140 She keeps telling me it happens to everyone. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6141 Nobody understands me Doc! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6142 It doesn't mean shit to me. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6143 A used tissue. Let's save some time, they all look like used tissues. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6144 All I see is "work, work, work." 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6145 I dunno what to tell ya Doc, my mind's a blot... 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6146 Oh, no, it's my cousin, Ethel! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6147 Listen, Doc... will ya stop making everything about my mother? She was a nice lady, I tell ya. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6148 Felt a little blotted this week 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6149 It's obvious . I'm bleeding all over the page. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6150 Why do you keep showing me pictures of my mother? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6151 Oh, that. It was just a sneeze. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6152 I didn’t mean to blot my copybook! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6153 Let's face it... Freud you ain't. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6154 Rorschach test. They all look like Rorschach tests. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6155 I see a pen... abusing me 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6156 Why do you keep showing me pictures of my kids? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6157 I see…my hypothetical suicide plan. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6158 Don't judge me! I was going through a rough patch. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6159 What do you Think it means 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6160 I'm the artist, you provide your own interpretation. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6161 Okay, now you're being inhumane. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6162 Let me tell you what I see Lawrence. I see ink that we found at the crime scene which you are a 99.93% match for. So I ask you once again...what desk did you say you were on last Saturday evening? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6163 That looks like the times baby threw me up. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6164 Looks like my uncle Edmond 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6165 Don't blame me. It's not my regular nipple. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6166 That one's my grandfather. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6167 My mother’s death was hard on me… 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6168 There's an existential difference between a droplet and a drop that I hadn't contemplated as a novice dripper. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6169 Momma, not you too! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6170 That looks like I got drunk and fell off my barstool. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6171 I know, Doctor, but I can only see my ex-wife. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6172 Ah, the old me-blot test. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6173 no matter what I do… 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6174 What kind of therapist are you? You sucked everything out of and I got nothing in return! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6175 If you are trying to groom me like my last therapist I am not falling for that again 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6176 Empty shopping carts. People fighting. The horror! The horror! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6177 'So you're the one who has been stealing my soiled diapers!' 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6178 How'd you get my diary? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6179 That looks like my mother, but then again it could actually be. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6180 I see a wider use for your test, Dr. Rorschach 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6181 I see my lost dream of writing a novel. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6182 Well, Doctor, it's fine for you to say I'm just afraid of my own shadow, but that is certainly not helping my self-image. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6183 Obsessed!? Me!?! You’re the one with all the dirty pictures! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6184 I’ve already told you all there is to say about my ex. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6185 They captured my soul, the real me, it’s awful. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6186 Looks like my brother Joey at age 3. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6187 HOCK - TOOEY!! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6188 For a newbie, my aim is good! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6189 Yeah. Well. I warned them I was gonna to blow my top. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6190 It looks like my uncle Louie who was hit by a truck. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6191 YOU ARE FIRED!!! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6192 What? I said ‘excuse me.’ 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6193 I’m seeing the inefficiency that’s driving our global ink shortage. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6194 I can't help it -- they all look like soiled diapers! 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
6195 Do you remember this one? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6196 I see 'Thursday', 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6197 What can I say, it sort of reminds me of my mother. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6198 Ha! Did you think I wouldn't recognize myself? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6199 The night I caught mom and dad in flagrante dilecto! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6200 I'll admit it's not my best work. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6201 Looking at that just gives me an empty feeling, Doc. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6202 Me, me, me, except for that one, they are all me. May I have her contact information? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6203 That's you if you don't get a ncouch. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6204 It's just an ink blot from a messy pen! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6205 Me, in two hours. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6206 Why are you showing me a picture of my underwear? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6207 I don’t want to set the world on fire… 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6208 I see the sin on Onan. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6209 See? Years of invasion of my privacy! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6210 I’ve told the officers my alibi, and as for other suspects, well- inks don’t fink! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6211 Apologies doc, I’ve had a terrible cold. Hey, wait a minute, that kinda looks like my mother. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6212 It's a self portrait. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6213 It happens whenever I laugh. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6214 My little brother who got hit by a truck. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6215 Jackson Pollack's mother? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6216 Where did you find that?! I swear, I was playing with my zipper. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6217 Yes, I did work at the White House 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6218 Look you sonofabitch.. it's a free country I'll blow my ink where I want! 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
6219 You are preaching to the choir. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6220 Stop asking about my mother. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6221 Yes it says; drop everything mom is coming 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6222 it’s a text from Nancy Pelosi, the most important one she’s ever sent 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6223 ..Then Hermann (Rorschach) started to read way to far into my accidental mark making. It was just a spill! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6224 Oh, my god! How did you get a picture of my father's demise? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6225 My mother didn’t love me. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6226 I can tell you exactly what I see. That's my dirty Kleenex. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6227 That one is murder too. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6228 I had nothing to do with it I tell you! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6229 I’ll ‘tell you what I see in it’—it’s my Uncle Sal. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6230 It resembles my Cousin Cyan who was dropped from the 17th floor. He left his indelible mark - all over the sidewalk! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6231 It wasn't my fault, I had to let go. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6232 The "Dear John" letter I got. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6233 I just can't stop thinking about her. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6234 I’m sorry I don’t know what came over me 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6235 Is my ink really that dry? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6236 POV you finally feel seen 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6237 Why would you show me such a horrific image of my cousin? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6238 Vomit. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6239 What can I say? It makes me feel funny inside just to look at it. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6240 Well, I see an image of free self-expression, more importantly, what do you see? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6241 You do realize how cruel this is, right? You already knew that my sister fell out of a shopping bag and was run over by a car! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6242 That reminds me of my cousin Scot. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6243 Dammit, Bob. I told you not to go down to the edge of town, if you don't go down with me. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6244 When I drank back then, I'd have to get blotto 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6245 I just can't seem to control myself! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6246 Quit being such a baby about it, and just tell me what you see in the picture. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6247 It's very cruel of you to show me the results of my late friend Inky's fall from the second floor. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6248 Give it back! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6249 That's it. I just don't have any mustard, anymore 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6250 You know I faint at the sight of ink. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6251 My son, Splat 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6252 Nothing personal! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6253 Oh no! How did you get my rorshak test? My double Spiderman profile! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6254 Suck it, Doc. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6255 Let me explain that gap in my resumé. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
6256 I see the splattered product of my inner self... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6257 I see an accident waiting to happen. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6258 Doctor it is a self portrait of my inner child. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6259 I don't know what to tell ya. You're the shrink. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6260 Sorry. It looks like I crapped on your book. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6261 I miss her SO much. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6262 Ehhhh, can't say what it reminds me of in polite conversation. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6263 Too much Mexican food. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6264 Reminds me that I haven’t mentioned my parents…. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6265 The results of your ultrasound were inconclusive. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6266 Wanting me to spill my guts again, hey doc? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6267 Oh, what the heck. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6268 That reminds me I need to change the toner - 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6269 I advise you to not taste test the sample 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6270 Yes Doc it’s me at the lab when I was just a single cell. I was the favourite for a vaccine until it was all ruined by some Big Shot from Oxford who screwed me over. Doc am I going down the drain? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6271 I didm't say That! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6272 I see my Uncle splattered, Doc ! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6273 Ever heard of Inktober? Takes every last drop out of you 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6274 Club soda should help get that out. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6275 You shrinks ink too much! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6276 Sorry, but you knew I had only one exit opening. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6277 Once again, all I see is a premature pen spurt! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6278 Sorry, I had some bad sushi last night. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6279 Blue. Blotches? Blah! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6280 I know, I know, I couldn’t hold it, okay? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6281 Doc I usually fix people’s problems I don’t know what to tell you. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6282 Mink poo? Pink goo? Kink? … I don’t know what to think, mister Shrink … 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6283 I have an ink-ling that you may be stressed 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6284 She left so much to the imagination. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6285 I had an ink-ling that your actions would create a blotch on our company policy" 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6286 Hmm, I haven’t an inkling 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6287 I bleed black. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6288 I don't see an octopus. It looks like my tissue when I blow my nose. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6289 Another image creepily painted in blood, this one of a crab. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6290 have you ever seen one in anything other than black ? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6291 Mom,is that you? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6292 Why are all of these suicide by jumping off a building? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6293 And then I asked myself, how are these ‘blots’ serving ME? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6294 That looks a little lukewarm for my taste. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6295 Emoji. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6296 Hey,Doc. Don’t kick a guy when he’s down. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6297 I told you doc, I see Covid-20. Now you understand me? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6298 Every day I have stained someone's shirt 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6299 And the dreams keep coming back 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6300 I was going through a dark time. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6301 And I said that to my mother! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6302 My mother was a wonderful person but a little small over the place. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6303 Mom won't show it on the fridge with the other kids' stuff. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6304 I was sick that day. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6305 I recognize my Covid puke. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6306 I expected better from Shakesperae's quill. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6307 Sob! Those are the last remains of my great uncle. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6308 you never fail to disappoint me 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6309 U think u can leak the paper like that 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6310 You sound just like my parents. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6311 Your dna is all over it 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6312 You should be ashamed of yourself! 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
6313 I'm sorry - it's that time of the month. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6314 ‘OK. I spilled my guts. Your turn, Doc.’ 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6315 And they even told me you were the best in town 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6316 I can't relate to that with my lid on. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6317 That's a picture of me at 2 years old 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6318 Mom and dad's arguments distress me. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6319 If I say my ex-wife will that make me a suspect? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6320 I see myself being used as a Guinea pig for some kind of test. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6321 This one feels like you used my innermost to repaint my childhood. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6322 They all just look like sadness to me, Doc. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6323 Stop showing me these things. They all look like spilled chocolate milk. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6324 That picture sucks! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6325 If you think you can coerce me into confessing by forcing me to look at the crime scene photos, you’re sorely mistaken. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6326 If you're looking for me to spill my guts, this isn't the right way to go about it doc. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6327 Hunter - - - we have another buyer. Chinese of course. Would $500.000 be acceptable? Postage payed? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6328 Just Google "ink blot" and you might understand. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6329 What does it look like? You didn't have tissue so I sneezed on it. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6330 You’re looking at me as if I’ve never taken a Rorschach test before. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6331 If you lived here you’d be home by now 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6332 It happens to every guy every now and again. But we have meds for it if it becomes a common occurrence. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6333 How did you get my girlfriends suicide jump crime scene photo? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6334 It's a bit spotty; but I tried to make my mark. You should be pleased that you got an original... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6335 The baby formula shortage. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6336 What do I see? It's where I inked myself, Doctor. What do YOU think it means? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6337 Sorry. You’re a blot out of time. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6338 Sometimes. . .I just wanna be different…ya know, be a bit asymmetrical! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6339 Must you bring up my incontinence issues? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
6340 I think I am a bottle of ketchup, thrown against a wall... 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
6341 You're the psychiatrist - you tell me. I just want people to stop sucking on me to solve their problems. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6342 What do I see? I see what is truly inside me. I see my future. Why are you doing this to me? Why? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6343 You have a note from my sister? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6344 Those were the good old days. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6345 That was some bad shellfish. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6346 It was a CHRISTMAS PARTY,Sir. EVERYONE was sloshed... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6347 Again, I just see my own spooge. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6348 Just See Jerry Like This It Hurts 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
6349 I see a lot of my ink on that Rorschach & it looks like a spider. I hate spider, 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6350 I see . . . I see, uh, the sword conquering the pen? Depends . . . on November." 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6351 The relationship I have with my son has nothing to do with this! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6352 Mom? Dad? I dunno. It’s all so blotted. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
6353 Where did yo get that picture of my mom? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6354 Sorry for vomiting on your research. I think I ate some bad calamari for lunch. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6355 My father, just after his run in with a steamroller. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6356 Can I start paying cash for these sessions instead? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6357 I'm surprised at you Doctor. We don't have " those type pictures" in our home ! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6358 That's Auntie Betty just before she passed at the age of 89. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6359 Uncle George's last drop. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6360 He was actually a great swimmer until he went into competitive diving 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6361 I had a cold last week Doctor but I guess it is as they say…one man’s garbage is another man’s treasure. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6362 Not the children!" captio 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6363 Seriously! That’s a ink blot I did in grade school. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6364 Projectile Spit-up. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
6365 I demand a paternity test! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6366 YES, that's what I'll look like if I slide off this uncomfortable chair ... 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
6367 It’s not mine. I don’t want to be guilty of an abortion. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
6368 How did you get a photograph of uncle Harry? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6369 Well, you asked me for a stool sample. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6370 No. Nothing comes to mind but it is distressing. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
6371 My dad would his top a lot. When he did, everything got messy. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6372 23&Me doesn't lie. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6373 I already told you. It represents the sum of me, my parts. And its more than just ink. It’s my ink juice. My juice-juice. My me juice. Look! It even looks like me! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6374 This represents my early puberty years, it shows the underlying conflict with society and my youth 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
6375 I got excited. But I promise you that never happens… 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6376 Has anyone ever told you, that you look like Sigmund Freud? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6377 I'm not so sure, now that I think about it. My Uncle Ralph was taller. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6378 I was feeling out of sorts that day 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6379 Yes, that's my work, and I'm proud of it. You wouldn't believe how long it took me. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6380 That's Aunt Millie! I'd recognize her blot anywhere. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6381 C'mon, doc, are you trying to blackmail me? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6382 I see a ballpoint pen. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6383 Really sorry about this. I am under a lot of pressure." 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6384 That looks like Nibs, my comfort turtle. They never found who did that to him. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6385 Rorschach was a fool, I say, to claim there is meaning in that mess. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6386 Bless you. Now let's talk about this pattern. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6387 I was just filling my fountain pen when Bobby bumped me. Don’t read anymore into it 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6388 No sorry, I don’t recognize her. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6389 I tried to bring him up right, but I don't know . . . he just rebelled and splashed all over the place. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6390 I only see the reason I won't drink tequila again. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6391 In all fairness, it’s only a first draft. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6392 So you should've been nice to pen. I can't be sharp like a pen. Gosh... where can we find a pen that wasn't even on the floor? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6393 Your drawings are still as messy as when you were two,dear. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
6394 Like I already told you…they all look like crap to me. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
6395 Sorry--my allergies must be acting up. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6396 You made it now tell me what it means ! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6397 Not even a D? Surely that's at least an inkling of the correct answer! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6398 He was just a splat off the old bottle, may he rest in pieces 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6399 I see another palatial estate i wanna buy with BLM money .. I still get high from the fresh ink on the contracts 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6400 I'd know it anywhere. It was inked by a long lost lover. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6401 That is so Meta. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6402 Another picture of my childhood indiscretions. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6403 I used my employee review as toilet paper because that's all it's good for. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6404 Why do you think they all remind you of your mother? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6405 Did you damage things again ? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6406 Since I stop with the mask, things are getting tough… 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6407 I got too excited, let's see the next one. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6408 You might think I see something from my childhood, but it's just me pooping. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6409 Nothing is coming to mind 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6410 Please,Doc; Avoid cliches like the Plague".. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6411 We dropped my son. Why did you have to remind me?!! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6412 Do you have to keep bringing up all my mistakes? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6413 What do I see?!? I came here to deal with my father's death and you show me this? You MONSTER! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6414 It’s a setup, it wasn’t me 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6415 Actually when the days are fading the mind still expecting the golden days where we getting scold from for seeing cartoons after reaching home from school even without changing dress 😂🥺🥺😢 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
6416 I’m sorry, Dr. Rorschach, you want to use my toilet paper for what?! …and they say I’m the one who needs therapy? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6417 I'm just glad no one else is here to see you "air out my dirty laundry" 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6418 It would be better in color. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
6419 I left my handkerchief at home 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
6420 Sorry-I can't cover my mouth when I sneeze. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6421 I understand your position. But this nasty speedy Xerox really bullied my son and daugher. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6422 i double majored in writing 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6423 but sometimes a splotch is just a splotch 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6424 Why must you flaunt my premature ejaculation in front of me? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6425 That's your signature? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6426 That”s a lovely picture of my baby, doctor. Where did you get it? 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
6427 I see that someone didn't use me correctly. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6428 I asked for a scatter plot not a splatter plot. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6429 Ah, yes. From my Freudian period. Nevertheless, sometimes an ink blot is just an ink blot. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6430 Another shrinking plant. I need to go. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6431 One day,she just got up and left 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6432 Nothing comes to mind. I block when I see blood! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6433 Tomato Ketchup! It goes everywhere! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6434 I know I'm supposed to look inside myself, but I didn't think I'd see a crab. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6435 that wasn't me, my cousin did that" Bob Greene, Greenwich CT 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.co 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6436 I guess I should have breast fed instead 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6437 I tried to blot that one out of my mind. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6438 That’s my Dad….i miss him so much 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6439 Name's Rorschach, Who are you? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6440 I’ll need more more than one witness for my last will and testament because my signatures never look the same. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6441 You spilled it out… that’s a good start 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6442 What does my father have to do with anything? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6443 I’m not doing that anymore—It’s called quiet quitting! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6444 Linda. Rest her soul. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6445 It looks like the last time I saw my mother. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6446 That’s my cousin Louise. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6447 Could we go with a different color of ink next time? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6448 Adoption seemed like my only option at the time 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6449 Do you see anything of yourself in this? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6450 It might be messy, but look inside what’s true to you 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6451 Reminds me of my dad before he quit French fries. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6452 Is it too late to get my deposit back? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6453 So tell me what do You see on this page? Exploding ink. No, but close. This is disappearing ink. You're saying that I'm going to fade away? No, You only released an angry ink blot. Technically it's also an exploding disappearing ink blot. You'll live 1.0345 0.03448 58 57 0 1
6454 Then my father said to her, “so sumi if I like to dip my quill in blue in from time to time. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6455 I had one to many that night. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6456 See, this is the shit that got me into therapy in the first place 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6457 That's when I chewed tobacco and it came out my head. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6458 Donald, tell me exactly what you see in your Ketchup-Blot? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6459 Showing crime scene drawings just doesn't help me remember. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6460 Traumatic toilet training. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6461 I think it’s my allergies, doc! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6462 Yes, I have stomach problems. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
6463 It’ just happens. I swear I don’t mean to make him explode from every orifice. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
6464 I’m sorry Doc, I really shouldn’t have blown my load in your office. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
6465 I see it as an opportunity to paste outside the lines 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
6466 i know it's september but give me a break 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6467 Dr. Jones, I've been meaning to tell you that I have serious concerns with your clinical approach. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
6468 The test results indicate that your temper calls for a switch to use a spoon. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6469 Sorry I threw up on your homework, had a bit too much to drink that night… 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6470 It looks like my depends 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
6471 No matter how many times you show that picture I still say. "It's me being born". 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
6472 And that one looks like my THIRD kid, Ellen--she was a real troublemaker. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0