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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-09-18T19:08:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-10-02T19:09:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-09-26T19:09:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 3, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5742 |
Number of responses | 804325 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | My wife said, "Try them on, it won't kill you. " | 1.8676 | 0.01409 | 3377 | 1384 | 1056 | 937 |
1 | After Covid, I lost my taste. | 1.8584 | 0.02488 | 1109 | 470 | 326 | 313 |
2 | So my wife says, “Would it kill you to wear something colorful? | 1.8413 | 0.01433 | 3145 | 1304 | 1036 | 805 |
3 | I swore I would never be caught dead in these pants, yet here we are. | 1.8251 | 0.01412 | 3276 | 1406 | 1037 | 833 |
4 | I said checkered pasts! PASTS | 1.8080 | 0.02854 | 771 | 330 | 259 | 182 |
5 | Sorry, I thought it was going to be a zoom meeting. | 1.8009 | 0.01512 | 2782 | 1217 | 902 | 663 |
6 | It’s my wife’s idea of a joke. I said I’d wear them over my dead body. | 1.7989 | 0.01458 | 2998 | 1317 | 967 | 714 |
7 | My wife said she'd kill me if I ever wore these pants again... | 1.7966 | 0.01403 | 3275 | 1456 | 1029 | 790 |
8 | Ah, Mr. Rubik, we’ve been expecting you. | 1.7878 | 0.01430 | 3101 | 1382 | 995 | 724 |
9 | I didn't think I'd be caught dead in these pants. | 1.7874 | 0.01633 | 2347 | 1037 | 772 | 538 |
10 | No, I didn't die of embarrassment. | 1.7867 | 0.02030 | 1486 | 647 | 509 | 330 |
11 | I remember saying I wouldn’t be caught dead in these pants | 1.7801 | 0.02055 | 1487 | 666 | 482 | 339 |
12 | Can’t believe I was caught dead in these pants. | 1.7793 | 0.01183 | 4609 | 2108 | 1410 | 1091 |
13 | But my wife said SHE would die of embarrassment if I wore these. | 1.7661 | 0.01756 | 2044 | 939 | 644 | 461 |
14 | Is Joseph around? He has my coat. | 1.7598 | 0.02202 | 1324 | 622 | 398 | 304 |
15 | I could repant. | 1.7529 | 0.01278 | 3970 | 1898 | 1155 | 917 |
16 | Joseph got the coat and I got the pants. | 1.7478 | 0.01387 | 3188 | 1481 | 1030 | 677 |
17 | Well, you can come in, but those pants can go to hell. | 1.7397 | 0.01578 | 2547 | 1225 | 760 | 562 |
18 | I certainly have one regret. | 1.7347 | 0.01185 | 4260 | 1989 | 1412 | 859 |
19 | I told my wife I wouldn’t be caught dead in them. | 1.7294 | 0.01379 | 3089 | 1438 | 1049 | 602 |
20 | I was expecting this to be a Zoom Call | 1.7281 | 0.01402 | 3133 | 1506 | 973 | 654 |
21 | Okay, I took two risks today. | 1.7239 | 0.01379 | 3187 | 1527 | 1013 | 647 |
22 | I can change. | 1.7232 | 0.01175 | 4216 | 1971 | 1441 | 804 |
23 | As for the cause of death. . . 'embarrassment,' I assume? | 1.7227 | 0.01481 | 2719 | 1292 | 889 | 538 |
24 | Funny enough, my wife used to say these pants were proof there was no God." | 1.7184 | 0.01969 | 1623 | 803 | 474 | 346 |
25 | You could have let me finish the last three holes! | 1.7160 | 0.01570 | 2377 | 1129 | 794 | 454 |
26 | All I know is the devil wears Prada. | 1.7150 | 0.01403 | 3182 | 1579 | 931 | 672 |
27 | My wife said it wouldn't kill me to try some color. | 1.7141 | 0.02692 | 801 | 382 | 267 | 152 |
28 | Well if it isn’t Mr. Fancy Pants. | 1.7115 | 0.01450 | 2950 | 1463 | 875 | 612 |
29 | Getting kind of a judgy vibe from you, to be honest. | 1.7112 | 0.01618 | 2230 | 1066 | 742 | 422 |
30 | I’m here to see a guy named Joseph about a coat. | 1.7048 | 0.01383 | 3056 | 1477 | 1004 | 575 |
31 | I didn’t think fashion sins counted. | 1.7017 | 0.01455 | 2756 | 1337 | 904 | 515 |
32 | Look at these pants, haven't I suffered enough? | 1.7013 | 0.01478 | 2618 | 1256 | 888 | 474 |
33 | They match my checkered past. | 1.6997 | 0.01610 | 2191 | 1050 | 749 | 392 |
34 | Joseph kept the coat and gave me the pants. | 1.6985 | 0.01416 | 2968 | 1465 | 933 | 570 |
35 | I can't believe I died on laundry day. | 1.6971 | 0.01350 | 3259 | 1610 | 1026 | 623 |
36 | Dress for the heaven you want, I always say. | 1.6908 | 0.01471 | 2652 | 1297 | 878 | 477 |
37 | I’m with Joseph. | 1.6904 | 0.01622 | 2187 | 1072 | 720 | 395 |
38 | It never mattered on Zoom. | 1.6871 | 0.02953 | 652 | 319 | 218 | 115 |
39 | I only knew about the moral code. | 1.6835 | 0.01505 | 2651 | 1348 | 794 | 509 |
40 | Wouldn't be caught dead huh? | 1.6823 | 0.01621 | 2169 | 1072 | 714 | 383 |
41 | Well, yes...I did have a checkered past. | 1.6813 | 0.01668 | 2024 | 995 | 679 | 350 |
42 | This may be the wrong thing to say right now, but please, don't judge me. | 1.6743 | 0.01685 | 1974 | 979 | 659 | 336 |
43 | Well.....If you kept us naked this probably wouldn't be an issue. | 1.6738 | 0.01495 | 2652 | 1359 | 799 | 494 |
44 | The book says nothing about a dress code. | 1.6708 | 0.01857 | 1543 | 748 | 555 | 240 |
45 | Sorry, I was on the golf course when you called. | 1.6701 | 0.02020 | 1367 | 681 | 456 | 230 |
46 | I've been dying to wear these. | 1.6696 | 0.01961 | 1453 | 725 | 483 | 245 |
47 | Don't judge. | 1.6563 | 0.01621 | 2287 | 1215 | 643 | 429 |
48 | You took me too literally when I said these pants are to die for. | 1.6531 | 0.02181 | 1182 | 608 | 376 | 198 |
49 | I was told to see someone named Joseph about a matching coat... | 1.6517 | 0.01632 | 2110 | 1088 | 669 | 353 |
50 | Oops, I wasn't supposed to be caught dead with these on. | 1.6459 | 0.01719 | 1892 | 982 | 598 | 312 |
51 | Covid. You lose your sense of taste. | 1.6445 | 0.01645 | 2315 | 1283 | 572 | 460 |
52 | Of embarrassment. | 1.6433 | 0.01759 | 2066 | 1160 | 483 | 423 |
53 | She said she was going to throw them out. I said, “over my dead body.” | 1.6358 | 0.01750 | 2114 | 1209 | 466 | 439 |
54 | Yes, I'm wearing these. What are you, my wife? | 1.6315 | 0.01912 | 1506 | 794 | 473 | 239 |
55 | Did the putt go in? | 1.6207 | 0.02030 | 1326 | 709 | 411 | 206 |
56 | Yes, you can actually die of embarrassment. | 1.6196 | 0.01937 | 1585 | 887 | 414 | 284 |
57 | My wife bought them for me. She isn't here, is she? | 1.6179 | 0.02116 | 1243 | 674 | 370 | 199 |
58 | All I remember is saying I’d rather die than be seen in these | 1.6177 | 0.02031 | 1546 | 901 | 335 | 310 |
59 | Those are some righteous pants. Come on in . | 1.6176 | 0.03965 | 353 | 191 | 106 | 56 |
60 | So she says to me -“Would it kill you to wear the pants I bought for you?” | 1.6122 | 0.02053 | 1537 | 911 | 311 | 315 |
61 | PASTS. We accept checkered PASTS. | 1.6020 | 0.02308 | 1201 | 718 | 243 | 240 |
62 | You’re thinking of my brother. I’m Morty and the pants of many colors | 1.5929 | 0.02531 | 899 | 516 | 233 | 150 |
63 | Yes, I led a checkered life. | 1.5919 | 0.02399 | 887 | 481 | 287 | 119 |
64 | If it's the white shirt, I can change. | 1.5892 | 0.02416 | 874 | 476 | 281 | 117 |
65 | This pair of pants was to die for. | 1.5877 | 0.02525 | 878 | 501 | 238 | 139 |
66 | The very last thing I heard my wife say was “There’s no way on earth that you’re going to wear those pants out…” | 1.5869 | 0.02425 | 898 | 499 | 271 | 128 |
67 | Tell him RUBIK is here | 1.5868 | 0.02465 | 910 | 517 | 252 | 141 |
68 | Why, yes, I did go to Yale. | 1.5851 | 0.02612 | 793 | 447 | 228 | 118 |
69 | If Joseph could wear the coat, why can't I wear the pants? | 1.5838 | 0.02570 | 829 | 471 | 232 | 126 |
70 | We meet again, Mr Fancypants. | 1.5838 | 0.02811 | 704 | 403 | 191 | 110 |
71 | On Amazon, actually." | 1.5833 | 0.02588 | 768 | 424 | 240 | 104 |
72 | up 'til today they were my lucky pants | 1.5829 | 0.02438 | 995 | 588 | 234 | 173 |
73 | What Dress Code Commandment? | 1.5826 | 0.02575 | 841 | 483 | 226 | 132 |
74 | I didn’t know that taste was a consideration. | 1.5763 | 0.02581 | 727 | 395 | 245 | 87 |
75 | I guess I was wrong when I said that I wouldn't be caught dead in these pants. | 1.5746 | 0.02405 | 992 | 585 | 244 | 163 |
76 | So, I was trying the pants on and I said "I wouldn't be caught dead wearing something like this..." | 1.5741 | 0.02586 | 810 | 465 | 225 | 120 |
77 | I’ve been saving them for a special occasion. | 1.5709 | 0.02666 | 748 | 428 | 213 | 107 |
78 | Live a little,” she said. “Wear the ‘go to hell’ pants,” she said. “What could possibly go wrong? | 1.5695 | 0.02694 | 748 | 433 | 204 | 111 |
79 | You can't give us free will and then get mad because we use it. | 1.5683 | 0.02738 | 769 | 459 | 183 | 127 |
80 | I said you could come back and try again once you repented your checkered past, not once you re-panted with checkered pants | 1.5675 | 0.02731 | 756 | 447 | 189 | 120 |
81 | Sorry but it's your rules that make it come as you are. | 1.5672 | 0.02779 | 647 | 362 | 203 | 82 |
82 | Not in those, you don't. | 1.5659 | 0.02752 | 728 | 427 | 190 | 111 |
83 | Come on in. Joseph will be thrilled. | 1.5629 | 0.02954 | 652 | 390 | 157 | 105 |
84 | If laughter is the best medicine, those pants just cured cancer. | 1.5609 | 0.03043 | 608 | 363 | 149 | 96 |
85 | I told my wife, "I wouldn't be caught dead in those pants." And yet, here we are. | 1.5602 | 0.02772 | 773 | 474 | 165 | 134 |
86 | I thought all my fashion sins were absolved, too. | 1.5601 | 0.02775 | 641 | 361 | 201 | 79 |
87 | Funny, because my wife said I looked like hell. | 1.5585 | 0.02779 | 684 | 398 | 190 | 96 |
88 | And I say I *can* take them with me. | 1.5567 | 0.03520 | 379 | 210 | 127 | 42 |
89 | Any idea? My wife said that God only knows why I bought these pants. | 1.5551 | 0.02941 | 672 | 411 | 149 | 112 |
90 | Death said "Come as you are." | 1.5543 | 0.02852 | 608 | 346 | 187 | 75 |
91 | It was part of an elaborate dare. It did not go well. | 1.5542 | 0.02966 | 572 | 328 | 171 | 73 |
92 | Live a little!" she said | 1.5533 | 0.02918 | 582 | 332 | 178 | 72 |
93 | I guess you were caught dead in them after all. | 1.5531 | 0.02728 | 772 | 471 | 175 | 126 |
94 | I told her I'd rather die than give these to Goodwill. | 1.5516 | 0.02853 | 678 | 407 | 168 | 103 |
95 | I was color blind but now I see. | 1.5492 | 0.02855 | 650 | 387 | 170 | 93 |
96 | Well, excuse me for dying in Nantucket! | 1.5459 | 0.02986 | 610 | 367 | 153 | 90 |
97 | First the chequered past, now the chequered pants... | 1.5435 | 0.03061 | 552 | 326 | 152 | 74 |
98 | Are the robes mandatory? Because that's kind of a deal-breaker for me. | 1.5427 | 0.02916 | 586 | 341 | 172 | 73 |
99 | You expected white pants? It’s after Labor Day! | 1.5403 | 0.02938 | 596 | 353 | 164 | 79 |
100 | I see you passed through purgatory and brought along a souvenir. | 1.5403 | 0.04172 | 298 | 177 | 81 | 40 |
101 | Good point. If my shirt had this pattern, the car probably would have seen me. | 1.5395 | 0.02922 | 608 | 362 | 164 | 82 |
102 | …and so I says ‘The only way you’ll see me wear those pants is over my dead body’. | 1.5377 | 0.03043 | 584 | 355 | 144 | 85 |
103 | If I send you back, can you get me a pair? | 1.5368 | 0.03156 | 557 | 343 | 129 | 85 |
104 | Please tell me you have Rubik's Cubes in heaven. | 1.5367 | 0.03203 | 490 | 289 | 139 | 62 |
105 | Is it too late to change? | 1.5367 | 0.03072 | 572 | 348 | 141 | 83 |
106 | Here's the deal. You can come in but the pants can go to hell. | 1.5356 | 0.03232 | 547 | 342 | 117 | 88 |
107 | I thought a little color would bring a smile to the big guys face. | 1.5351 | 0.03287 | 441 | 255 | 136 | 50 |
108 | Hell? For the pants? Seriously?? | 1.5341 | 0.03146 | 528 | 318 | 138 | 72 |
109 | Don't let it color your judgment. | 1.5314 | 0.03114 | 478 | 275 | 152 | 51 |
110 | I never thought I'd be caught dead in these | 1.5305 | 0.03198 | 541 | 336 | 123 | 82 |
111 | That’s not fair. I was playing golf. | 1.5303 | 0.03204 | 445 | 255 | 144 | 46 |
112 | Hell wouldn't let me in. | 1.5291 | 0.02851 | 618 | 369 | 171 | 78 |
113 | My wife said she'd kill me if I wore these again. | 1.5285 | 0.03092 | 543 | 329 | 141 | 73 |
114 | He said, 'no way in hell' and sent me up here! | 1.5284 | 0.03226 | 528 | 328 | 121 | 79 |
115 | My wife said, "You wear those pants one more time and I'll kill you." And I said, "Oh yeah?!" | 1.5258 | 0.03492 | 445 | 276 | 104 | 65 |
116 | Well, I said I'd never get caught dead in these, but... | 1.5251 | 0.03187 | 499 | 301 | 134 | 64 |
117 | I told you I’ve been dying to wear these. | 1.5234 | 0.03476 | 428 | 261 | 110 | 57 |
118 | Yes, we do admit color-blind people | 1.5211 | 0.03370 | 451 | 275 | 117 | 59 |
119 | Your life’s choices are a bit of a puzzle to me, Mr. Rubik. | 1.5209 | 0.03064 | 551 | 340 | 136 | 75 |
120 | Tell Joseph I have his pants. | 1.5208 | 0.03260 | 528 | 335 | 111 | 82 |
121 | About this Genesis 37-3 thing, I was granted a “Coat of Many Colours,” but there was a mix up at the tailors! | 1.5206 | 0.03188 | 436 | 251 | 143 | 42 |
122 | Ironically, I had just said, "I wouldn't be caught dead in these pants." | 1.5201 | 0.03104 | 548 | 339 | 133 | 76 |
123 | Is it ok if I go back and change? | 1.5190 | 0.03111 | 499 | 298 | 143 | 58 |
124 | My wife said “if you wear those pants it’ll be the last thing you ever do”. | 1.5160 | 0.03234 | 500 | 310 | 122 | 68 |
125 | A checkered past, yes, but I’m a work in progress. | 1.5124 | 0.03233 | 443 | 263 | 133 | 47 |
126 | I’m looking for Joseph, he’s got the matching jacket. | 1.5120 | 0.03159 | 500 | 306 | 132 | 62 |
127 | Not Wearing Those, You Don't | 1.5117 | 0.03563 | 383 | 232 | 106 | 45 |
128 | Says the guy who's probably not even wearing pants. | 1.5116 | 0.03496 | 430 | 269 | 102 | 59 |
129 | I promised her I’d wear these so she could find me easier | 1.5115 | 0.03282 | 434 | 259 | 128 | 47 |
130 | They buried me in these pants. I had no choice. | 1.5087 | 0.03555 | 403 | 250 | 101 | 52 |
131 | Crimes against fashion aren't really sins,are they? | 1.5072 | 0.03093 | 489 | 294 | 142 | 53 |
132 | Isn’t it casual Good Friday? | 1.5071 | 0.03329 | 420 | 252 | 123 | 45 |
133 | You can stay but pants are going to hell. | 1.5068 | 0.03229 | 511 | 324 | 115 | 72 |
134 | But Joseph took my dinner jacket inside already. | 1.5048 | 0.03282 | 416 | 247 | 128 | 41 |
135 | She said she would kill me if I wore these pants. | 1.5030 | 0.03195 | 503 | 316 | 121 | 66 |
136 | If you let me, I’ll go home and change | 1.5024 | 0.03454 | 412 | 257 | 104 | 51 |
137 | My mother bought them for me, so technically they’re not the sins of my father. | 1.5024 | 0.03340 | 418 | 253 | 120 | 45 |
138 | What do you mean I'm at the wrong gate? | 1.5014 | 0.03818 | 357 | 226 | 83 | 48 |
139 | I do play golf every Sunday—what gave it away? | 1.5000 | 0.03620 | 340 | 203 | 104 | 33 |
140 | You chose that for eternity? | 1.4974 | 0.03736 | 380 | 244 | 83 | 53 |
141 | Apparently I have died of embarrassment. | 1.4970 | 0.03880 | 338 | 216 | 77 | 45 |
142 | My wife said she'd kill me if I wore these pants! | 1.4961 | 0.03651 | 389 | 248 | 89 | 52 |
143 | Thanks for getting me out of that Zoom meeting. | 1.4961 | 0.03505 | 383 | 235 | 106 | 42 |
144 | It turns out I would be seen dead in them after all. | 1.4949 | 0.03704 | 394 | 256 | 81 | 57 |
145 | No offence laddie. but the Scottish Heaven is next cloud over. | 1.4941 | 0.03619 | 340 | 205 | 102 | 33 |
146 | My wife said nobody in Hell would wear these pants. | 1.4938 | 0.03572 | 403 | 257 | 93 | 53 |
147 | My only crimes were against fashion. | 1.4918 | 0.03197 | 425 | 255 | 131 | 39 |
148 | No way in hell.” Those were his exact words. | 1.4907 | 0.03461 | 428 | 274 | 98 | 56 |
149 | I shouldn’t have been caught dead in these pants. | 1.4905 | 0.03531 | 422 | 273 | 91 | 58 |
150 | These are the Pearlie Gates. The Plaid Gates are down a bit. | 1.4896 | 0.03632 | 384 | 245 | 90 | 49 |
151 | I swore to myself I wouldn't be caught dead in these pants. | 1.4895 | 0.03570 | 382 | 240 | 97 | 45 |
152 | I’m afraid I was caught dead wearing these. | 1.4895 | 0.03584 | 380 | 239 | 96 | 45 |
153 | I didn't plan on being caught dead in these. | 1.4892 | 0.03715 | 370 | 237 | 85 | 48 |
154 | When you die on laundry day you don’t have a lot of options. | 1.4891 | 0.03378 | 460 | 298 | 99 | 63 |
155 | “All I said was ‘May God strike me dead if these aren’t the coolest pants ever’.” | 1.4890 | 0.03936 | 362 | 241 | 65 | 56 |
156 | I can safely rule out adultery | 1.4888 | 0.03830 | 358 | 232 | 77 | 49 |
157 | Any other sins besides crimes of fashion? | 1.4870 | 0.03459 | 384 | 237 | 107 | 40 |
158 | She said she’d kill me if I wore them in public. | 1.4868 | 0.03481 | 417 | 267 | 97 | 53 |
159 | Funny—my wife said these pants would be the death of HER. | 1.4867 | 0.03650 | 339 | 208 | 97 | 34 |
160 | I'm trying to look on the bright side, but I know I look like hell | 1.4859 | 0.03790 | 319 | 197 | 89 | 33 |
161 | My understanding is that you can forgive anything. | 1.4853 | 0.03519 | 375 | 233 | 102 | 40 |
162 | I was told that ALL my sins would be forgiven. | 1.4845 | 0.03547 | 388 | 246 | 96 | 46 |
163 | Well, I guess dead men DO wear plaid. | 1.4842 | 0.03732 | 349 | 221 | 87 | 41 |
164 | Do you by any chance know if I made that putt? | 1.4841 | 0.03558 | 378 | 238 | 97 | 43 |
165 | If I'd known that today would be the day, I would've worn something else. | 1.4832 | 0.03334 | 416 | 259 | 113 | 44 |
166 | Better checkered pants than a checkered past, right? | 1.4813 | 0.03921 | 347 | 229 | 69 | 49 |
167 | You must repent for your checkered past. | 1.4812 | 0.03855 | 293 | 179 | 87 | 27 |
168 | My wife will explain when she gets here. | 1.4812 | 0.03519 | 372 | 232 | 101 | 39 |
169 | She did say she'd kill me if I wore these again. | 1.4809 | 0.03685 | 366 | 235 | 86 | 45 |
170 | "I was dying, and my wife said those pants have to go also'" | 1.4808 | 0.03600 | 391 | 253 | 88 | 50 |
171 | I thought this was come as you are. | 1.4806 | 0.03382 | 360 | 216 | 115 | 29 |
172 | I thought we were doing this over Zoom. | 1.4790 | 0.03857 | 357 | 236 | 71 | 50 |
173 | Joseph was hesitant at first, but decided to embrace this new chapter of his life and wear his technicolor pants with confidence. “ | 1.4777 | 0.03964 | 291 | 182 | 79 | 30 |
174 | So, you were caught dead in those pants... | 1.4764 | 0.04384 | 296 | 202 | 47 | 47 |
175 | Mr. Rubik, I presume. | 1.4757 | 0.04088 | 309 | 203 | 65 | 41 |
176 | I was told all would be forgiven. | 1.4753 | 0.03678 | 364 | 235 | 85 | 44 |
177 | I’d assumed this would be on Zoom. | 1.4744 | 0.03660 | 390 | 258 | 79 | 53 |
178 | I was hoping you'd let me finish the round. | 1.4743 | 0.03559 | 369 | 234 | 95 | 40 |
179 | I was supposed to be on Zoom all day. | 1.4731 | 0.03617 | 391 | 257 | 83 | 51 |
180 | And you can’t think of a single thing you wish you could take back? | 1.4731 | 0.03814 | 372 | 250 | 68 | 54 |
181 | I thought they were killer pants. Little did I know. | 1.4731 | 0.03736 | 334 | 212 | 86 | 36 |
182 | I was serious when I said I'd rather die than part with these pants. | 1.4722 | 0.04083 | 288 | 185 | 70 | 33 |
183 | Turns out I was caught dead in these pants. | 1.4700 | 0.03655 | 383 | 253 | 80 | 50 |
184 | Mr. Rubik, party of one. | 1.4699 | 0.03662 | 366 | 238 | 84 | 44 |
185 | Tell Joseph his dry cleaner is here and I found the pants. | 1.4698 | 0.04157 | 281 | 182 | 66 | 33 |
186 | So it really was a sin to wear these to a wedding? | 1.4697 | 0.03388 | 379 | 236 | 108 | 35 |
187 | All I said was "If I ever got a hole in one, I'd drop dead on the spot" | 1.4695 | 0.03761 | 328 | 209 | 84 | 35 |
188 | So I said, "Let's head for the clubhouse and wait for the thunderstorm to pass." But my buddy said, "Just hold the flagstick and let me putt out first." | 1.4690 | 0.03647 | 339 | 214 | 91 | 34 |
189 | Hell sent me here. They have a dress code. | 1.4681 | 0.03679 | 361 | 235 | 83 | 43 |
190 | Well then maybe you shouldn't throw lightning bolts at golf courses. | 1.4667 | 0.04218 | 270 | 175 | 64 | 31 |
191 | It was a midlife crisis , not a mortal sin. | 1.4659 | 0.03827 | 337 | 221 | 75 | 41 |
192 | It's true. I do have a chequered past. | 1.4658 | 0.03586 | 365 | 235 | 90 | 40 |
193 | I could go home and change. | 1.4656 | 0.03854 | 320 | 207 | 77 | 36 |
194 | Now I’m caught dead wearing them? | 1.4650 | 0.03873 | 329 | 216 | 73 | 40 |
195 | Never guessed I'd be caught dead wearing these | 1.4650 | 0.03849 | 329 | 215 | 75 | 39 |
196 | Well that’s a crazy beard. | 1.4649 | 0.04081 | 299 | 197 | 65 | 37 |
197 | I didn't hear any complaints about Joseph's Coat of Many Colors! | 1.4639 | 0.03768 | 360 | 240 | 73 | 47 |
198 | I’m the afterlife of the party. | 1.4637 | 0.04270 | 248 | 158 | 65 | 25 |
199 | Guess I wore the "to die for" pants. | 1.4627 | 0.03749 | 335 | 217 | 81 | 37 |
200 | Who knew the fashion police would shoot to kill? | 1.4624 | 0.04162 | 266 | 171 | 67 | 28 |
201 | But it's only a fashion sin. | 1.4618 | 0.03891 | 340 | 228 | 67 | 45 |
202 | I was under the impression there would be golf. | 1.4615 | 0.03907 | 325 | 215 | 70 | 40 |
203 | How can ugly pants be a sin? | 1.4589 | 0.03766 | 292 | 182 | 86 | 24 |
204 | I told her I'd die of embarassment if she made me wear these. | 1.4589 | 0.03914 | 316 | 208 | 71 | 37 |
205 | My wife said she would kill me if I left the house wearing these. | 1.4585 | 0.04280 | 253 | 164 | 62 | 27 |
206 | You’re disappointed? I have to spend eternity in these pants. | 1.4576 | 0.04138 | 271 | 176 | 66 | 29 |
207 | I agree the pants may be a crime, but they are not a sin. | 1.4574 | 0.03491 | 387 | 253 | 91 | 43 |
208 | They go with the amazing technicolor dreamcoat. | 1.4566 | 0.03636 | 346 | 224 | 86 | 36 |
209 | Yes, fashion sins do count. | 1.4564 | 0.03843 | 287 | 181 | 81 | 25 |
210 | You caught me on wash day. | 1.4559 | 0.03571 | 329 | 207 | 94 | 28 |
211 | Finally built up the courage to wear these, and now I’m here. Figures. | 1.4549 | 0.04317 | 244 | 158 | 61 | 25 |
212 | I was told this would be over Zoom… | 1.4549 | 0.04317 | 244 | 158 | 61 | 25 |
213 | Can I stay in my Zoom pants? | 1.4545 | 0.03840 | 297 | 190 | 79 | 28 |
214 | Do you have any idea how long He's been looking for those? | 1.4534 | 0.04240 | 247 | 159 | 64 | 24 |
215 | When the time comes, can God make sure someone convinces Estelle to put on something she’ll just love wearing forever too? | 1.4531 | 0.04094 | 256 | 163 | 70 | 23 |
216 | Godly? I thought you said gaudy. | 1.4528 | 0.03994 | 318 | 215 | 62 | 41 |
217 | I thought it would be a Zoom meeting. | 1.4528 | 0.04404 | 265 | 180 | 50 | 35 |
218 | Long white robes! You got to be kidding. | 1.4523 | 0.03912 | 283 | 181 | 76 | 26 |
219 | I think Joseph has your jacket. | 1.4519 | 0.04373 | 270 | 184 | 50 | 36 |
220 | Sorry, I thought this was a Zoom meeting. | 1.4507 | 0.04237 | 284 | 193 | 54 | 37 |
221 | Nowhere in the literature does it mention a dress code. | 1.4505 | 0.04053 | 293 | 195 | 64 | 34 |
222 | I got caught dead wearing ‘these’? | 1.4504 | 0.04204 | 262 | 172 | 62 | 28 |
223 | Ten years in hell for playing at Mar-a-Lago. Another five for the pants. | 1.4500 | 0.04400 | 260 | 176 | 51 | 33 |
224 | I'm surprised the car didn't see you either. | 1.4493 | 0.04759 | 227 | 155 | 42 | 30 |
225 | I should be on the list. Rubik. | 1.4490 | 0.04013 | 294 | 195 | 66 | 33 |
226 | If I was made in your image, I'm guessing you've got a pair on as well. | 1.4488 | 0.04277 | 283 | 194 | 51 | 38 |
227 | I thought my wife was joking when she said if I ever wore this pants out in public she would kill me. | 1.4487 | 0.04191 | 263 | 173 | 62 | 28 |
228 | Can I just play through? | 1.4482 | 0.03669 | 299 | 188 | 88 | 23 |
229 | Aren't you supposed to judge me on my character? | 1.4475 | 0.03580 | 324 | 206 | 91 | 27 |
230 | Saint Laurent can vouch for me. | 1.4473 | 0.04942 | 237 | 170 | 28 | 39 |
231 | St. Peter, you should know that my wife picked out these pants. | 1.4468 | 0.03951 | 282 | 183 | 72 | 27 |
232 | Whaddaya saying? Dead men DO wear plaid | 1.4464 | 0.04415 | 224 | 145 | 58 | 21 |
233 | They may have been a crime, but last I checked, they were not a sin. | 1.4462 | 0.03909 | 316 | 212 | 67 | 37 |
234 | If they're inappropriate can I go home and change? | 1.4437 | 0.04115 | 284 | 191 | 60 | 33 |
235 | Well, excuse me for dying! I wasn't expecting Officer Peter of the Fashion Police. | 1.4435 | 0.04299 | 248 | 164 | 58 | 26 |
236 | After I said "over my dead body," the rest is kind of a blur. | 1.4427 | 0.03794 | 314 | 207 | 75 | 32 |
237 | The devil made me wear this. | 1.4423 | 0.04188 | 260 | 172 | 61 | 27 |
238 | It's not a sin, they were on sale. | 1.4417 | 0.06351 | 120 | 81 | 25 | 14 |
239 | Seriously, you pulled me off the 18th tee at 4 under par for this? | 1.4410 | 0.04101 | 288 | 195 | 59 | 34 |
240 | Please don’t judge me. | 1.4404 | 0.04175 | 302 | 211 | 49 | 42 |
241 | Well, so much for my lucky pants. | 1.4401 | 0.04022 | 284 | 189 | 65 | 30 |
242 | Why? There's nothing in the bible against plaid. | 1.4400 | 0.04234 | 250 | 165 | 60 | 25 |
243 | Are you sure you want to wear those pants for an eternity? | 1.4389 | 0.04056 | 262 | 171 | 67 | 24 |
244 | I thought this part was going to be on zoom. | 1.4385 | 0.04291 | 260 | 176 | 54 | 30 |
245 | I'm afraid your case is not as black and white as I initially thought. | 1.4380 | 0.04101 | 258 | 169 | 65 | 24 |
246 | But the other guy was wearing socks and sandals and he got in! | 1.4380 | 0.04281 | 258 | 174 | 55 | 29 |
247 | My last good deed was to take these with me. | 1.4375 | 0.03983 | 272 | 178 | 69 | 25 |
248 | in my defense it was casual Friday. | 1.4375 | 0.04197 | 240 | 156 | 63 | 21 |
249 | Lucky for you, it’s always casual Friday here. | 1.4371 | 0.03668 | 302 | 194 | 84 | 24 |
250 | A momentary decision I will regret for an eternity. | 1.4371 | 0.04030 | 286 | 192 | 63 | 31 |
251 | Really? A special place in fashion hell? I always thought my wife was just kidding. | 1.4362 | 0.04281 | 243 | 161 | 58 | 24 |
252 | Hell rejected me. | 1.4361 | 0.04542 | 227 | 153 | 49 | 25 |
253 | Just like you, I didn’t expect this.. I was on my way to do laundry when the accident happened | 1.4358 | 0.04204 | 218 | 138 | 65 | 15 |
254 | A crime against humanity seems a bit harsh...they're just my old golf pants. | 1.4357 | 0.04101 | 241 | 155 | 67 | 19 |
255 | The invitation said deceased casual | 1.4354 | 0.04035 | 294 | 200 | 60 | 34 |
256 | I was led to believe my sense of style was my saving grace. | 1.4353 | 0.03864 | 255 | 161 | 77 | 17 |
257 | Don’t judge me. | 1.4353 | 0.03716 | 278 | 176 | 83 | 19 |
258 | I said my decision was based on your checkered PAST" | 1.4349 | 0.04182 | 269 | 182 | 57 | 30 |
259 | Bad judgment!? Can you give me an example? | 1.4349 | 0.03938 | 292 | 195 | 67 | 30 |
260 | Angel wings? I'm going to look ridiculous" | 1.4346 | 0.04060 | 283 | 191 | 61 | 31 |
261 | Did your wife approve ... or is that why you're here? | 1.4335 | 0.04183 | 263 | 177 | 58 | 28 |
262 | OK, if you insist. But I’m not wearing underwear. | 1.4328 | 0.04292 | 268 | 185 | 50 | 33 |
263 | Sorry, but a fashion sin is still a sin. | 1.4321 | 0.04357 | 243 | 164 | 53 | 26 |
264 | It's what they buried me in. | 1.4320 | 0.04074 | 250 | 163 | 66 | 21 |
265 | You should have listened to your wife: 'Don't wear clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in' | 1.4309 | 0.04239 | 246 | 164 | 58 | 24 |
266 | I have an appointment with Jacob. | 1.4307 | 0.03997 | 267 | 176 | 67 | 24 |
267 | In my defense, I died on laundry day. | 1.4307 | 0.03962 | 267 | 175 | 69 | 23 |
268 | You are lucky! today is casual Friday. | 1.4300 | 0.03895 | 293 | 196 | 68 | 29 |
269 | And the last word I heard was “FORE”!!! | 1.4300 | 0.04812 | 207 | 142 | 41 | 24 |
270 | We try not to judge here but, seriously dude? | 1.4298 | 0.04437 | 228 | 153 | 52 | 23 |
271 | It’s my pants, isn’t it. | 1.4298 | 0.04167 | 228 | 147 | 64 | 17 |
272 | Forgive me, I thought this was a Zoom meeting. | 1.4297 | 0.04278 | 249 | 168 | 55 | 26 |
273 | Don't be so judgy. I'd love to see what YOU'RE wearing behind that podium. | 1.4297 | 0.04075 | 263 | 175 | 63 | 25 |
274 | I was just trying them on for a lark, said I wouldn't be caught dead in these, and... | 1.4296 | 0.04201 | 270 | 185 | 54 | 31 |
275 | Why yes, I was playing golf when I passed away. | 1.4286 | 0.04010 | 252 | 164 | 68 | 20 |
276 | I guess you WERE caught dead in those! | 1.4286 | 0.04242 | 280 | 196 | 48 | 36 |
277 | Sorry, I thought our meeting was going to be on Zoom. | 1.4280 | 0.04150 | 250 | 166 | 61 | 23 |
278 | Is it OK if I play through? | 1.4279 | 0.04244 | 229 | 150 | 60 | 19 |
279 | So now bad taste is a sin? | 1.4274 | 0.04134 | 248 | 164 | 62 | 22 |
280 | I swear to God, I thought it was a Zoom meeting. | 1.4262 | 0.04352 | 237 | 160 | 53 | 24 |
281 | I can lose them, but my underpants are embarrassing. | 1.4261 | 0.04575 | 230 | 159 | 44 | 27 |
282 | So when I said if I ever break par I would die happy I didn’t mean right then. | 1.4256 | 0.04444 | 242 | 167 | 47 | 28 |
283 | I think I've suffered enough. | 1.4254 | 0.04412 | 228 | 156 | 48 | 24 |
284 | Satan sent me up here and said he’d owe you one. | 1.4252 | 0.04451 | 214 | 142 | 53 | 19 |
285 | Tell Joseph I want my coat back. | 1.4249 | 0.04228 | 273 | 190 | 50 | 33 |
286 | Joseph, really, the coat was bad enough. | 1.4246 | 0.04162 | 252 | 169 | 59 | 24 |
287 | I heard crimes against fashion don't count. | 1.4233 | 0.04532 | 215 | 145 | 49 | 21 |
288 | Don't blame me -- YOU guys made me color blind. | 1.4227 | 0.04314 | 220 | 145 | 57 | 18 |
289 | Yeah, my wife said they were a sin too. | 1.4227 | 0.04266 | 220 | 144 | 59 | 17 |
290 | Joseph got the coat. | 1.4215 | 0.04722 | 223 | 157 | 38 | 28 |
291 | It was Pajama Day at work. | 1.4215 | 0.04592 | 223 | 154 | 44 | 25 |
292 | I was caught dead in these pants. | 1.4213 | 0.04515 | 216 | 146 | 49 | 21 |
293 | Lightning on the 17th hole. | 1.4211 | 0.04259 | 247 | 168 | 54 | 25 |
294 | I told them I wouldn't be caught dead in these pants and...well....here we are. | 1.4208 | 0.04710 | 221 | 155 | 39 | 27 |
295 | I meant to change before I died. | 1.4206 | 0.04496 | 214 | 144 | 50 | 20 |
296 | The last thing I remember is someone yelling 'Fore'! | 1.4204 | 0.04323 | 245 | 168 | 51 | 26 |
297 | But my country club lets me in wearing these. | 1.4201 | 0.04277 | 219 | 144 | 58 | 17 |
298 | Sorry, you caught me on laundry day. | 1.4199 | 0.04167 | 231 | 152 | 61 | 18 |
299 | I was shot by the fashion police. | 1.4198 | 0.04575 | 212 | 144 | 47 | 21 |
300 | Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride. Nothing about garishness. | 1.4196 | 0.04487 | 224 | 153 | 48 | 23 |
301 | Wait, they're actually a crime against humanity? | 1.4194 | 0.04545 | 217 | 148 | 47 | 22 |
302 | Where in the 10-Commandments mentions a Dress Code? | 1.4191 | 0.03971 | 272 | 183 | 64 | 25 |
303 | I would like to meet Piet Mondrian | 1.4190 | 0.04299 | 210 | 137 | 58 | 15 |
304 | There was nothing about dress code on the tablets. | 1.4189 | 0.03828 | 265 | 173 | 73 | 19 |
305 | But it worked for Joseph. | 1.4188 | 0.04429 | 234 | 161 | 48 | 25 |
306 | Harold planned for a different kind of stroke that day… | 1.4184 | 0.04680 | 196 | 132 | 46 | 18 |
307 | Why, Yes! I AM an NPR Contributor! | 1.4182 | 0.04680 | 220 | 154 | 40 | 26 |
308 | ...and that's why I was so reluctant about giving you guys 'free will'. | 1.4180 | 0.04561 | 244 | 174 | 38 | 32 |
309 | I know they say "you can't take it with you," but my wife insisted. | 1.4179 | 0.04216 | 268 | 187 | 50 | 31 |
310 | I said we can forgive your checkered past, not pants. | 1.4178 | 0.04795 | 213 | 150 | 37 | 26 |
311 | No, no, it was a crime of 'fashion.' | 1.4178 | 0.04606 | 213 | 146 | 45 | 22 |
312 | You’re right-I didn’t put it in the Ten Commandments. But I should’ve. | 1.4178 | 0.04602 | 225 | 157 | 42 | 26 |
313 | Dress for the Heaven you want,not the one you have. | 1.4174 | 0.04386 | 218 | 146 | 53 | 19 |
314 | Can I get wings to match? | 1.4171 | 0.04736 | 199 | 136 | 43 | 20 |
315 | My wife picked them out. She's already here. | 1.4167 | 0.04511 | 216 | 147 | 48 | 21 |
316 | Yeah, that's what my wife said, too. | 1.4163 | 0.04099 | 221 | 143 | 64 | 14 |
317 | Governor DeSantis dropped me here. | 1.4155 | 0.04945 | 207 | 148 | 32 | 27 |
318 | Just my luck I kick the bucket on laundry day. | 1.4149 | 0.04331 | 241 | 166 | 50 | 25 |
319 | Oh,and I suppose pearly gates aren’t flashy? | 1.4149 | 0.04410 | 241 | 168 | 46 | 27 |
320 | They said , it's come as you are. | 1.4149 | 0.04451 | 188 | 122 | 54 | 12 |
321 | Please. It was my only sin. | 1.4148 | 0.04411 | 229 | 157 | 49 | 23 |
322 | It wasn’t my idea. This is how they buried me. | 1.4146 | 0.04457 | 246 | 174 | 42 | 30 |
323 | I realize they're ugly but are they a sin? | 1.4143 | 0.04451 | 210 | 141 | 51 | 18 |
324 | My wife, Doris, warned me that if I wore these pants again, well...here I am. | 1.4141 | 0.04305 | 227 | 153 | 54 | 20 |
325 | It’s a fashion faux pas, not a mortal sin. | 1.4139 | 0.04049 | 244 | 162 | 63 | 19 |
326 | In my defense, I'm not wearing a striped shirt. | 1.4138 | 0.04559 | 203 | 137 | 48 | 18 |
327 | Please don’t tell me there’s a dress code. | 1.4135 | 0.04322 | 208 | 137 | 56 | 15 |
328 | Why, yes, my name IS Joseph. | 1.4135 | 0.04683 | 208 | 144 | 42 | 22 |
329 | I told my wife I wouldn't be caught dead in these pants. She took me up on it. | 1.4133 | 0.04332 | 225 | 152 | 53 | 20 |
330 | Go home. Change. THEN have your heart attack. | 1.4132 | 0.04473 | 242 | 171 | 42 | 29 |
331 | No, I said checkered past... . | 1.4129 | 0.05006 | 201 | 144 | 31 | 26 |
332 | Could you cut me some slacks " | 1.4126 | 0.04169 | 223 | 147 | 60 | 16 |
333 | Yes, I did say over my dead body. | 1.4126 | 0.04584 | 223 | 156 | 42 | 25 |
334 | No, I was in the fitting room. Why do you ask? | 1.4113 | 0.04200 | 248 | 170 | 54 | 24 |
335 | I was working from home. | 1.4110 | 0.04098 | 236 | 157 | 61 | 18 |
336 | You're gonna judge me, aren't you. | 1.4104 | 0.04567 | 212 | 146 | 45 | 21 |
337 | I'm sorry but it doesn't matter what else you've done. | 1.4096 | 0.04042 | 271 | 187 | 57 | 27 |
338 | With due respect, dead men are known to wear plaid. | 1.4096 | 0.04694 | 188 | 127 | 45 | 16 |
339 | I'd like a Special Master | 1.4095 | 0.04696 | 210 | 147 | 40 | 23 |
340 | I need a tie? | 1.4088 | 0.05190 | 181 | 129 | 30 | 22 |
341 | So my wife will recognize me. | 1.4085 | 0.03978 | 213 | 136 | 67 | 10 |
342 | Oh, I thought this would be a Zoom meeting. | 1.4084 | 0.04142 | 262 | 182 | 53 | 27 |
343 | I'm Harvey and his technicolor dream pants. | 1.4082 | 0.04556 | 196 | 132 | 48 | 16 |
344 | Can you tell Joseph that I have his pants. | 1.4079 | 0.04375 | 228 | 157 | 49 | 22 |
345 | And I said I would not be caught dead in these pants. | 1.4078 | 0.04859 | 179 | 122 | 41 | 16 |
346 | Supply chain issues. | 1.4076 | 0.05007 | 184 | 129 | 35 | 20 |
347 | Go ahead, make fun of the pants. It’s not gonna kill me. | 1.4074 | 0.04299 | 243 | 169 | 49 | 25 |
348 | Well, it's not my heaven without them. | 1.4071 | 0.04447 | 226 | 157 | 46 | 23 |
349 | Sigh. Ok, I’ll tell you the same thing I told Joseph. | 1.4068 | 0.04662 | 177 | 120 | 43 | 14 |
350 | I don't know anyone named Joseph. Why? | 1.4061 | 0.04706 | 197 | 136 | 42 | 19 |
351 | If it helps, I'm happy to tell you where I got them. | 1.4059 | 0.04143 | 239 | 162 | 57 | 20 |
352 | This is a tough one. Your life was mostly virtuous, but those pants are a sin. | 1.4057 | 0.04245 | 244 | 169 | 51 | 24 |
353 | No, these are cirrus clouds, not circus clouds. | 1.4057 | 0.05002 | 175 | 121 | 37 | 17 |
354 | I didn't think a person could actually die from embarrassment. | 1.4057 | 0.04463 | 212 | 145 | 48 | 19 |
355 | Speak up, I can’t hear you over your pants! | 1.4054 | 0.04618 | 185 | 124 | 47 | 14 |
356 | Sorry, and I always said I wouldn’t be found dead in these pants” | 1.4053 | 0.04475 | 227 | 159 | 44 | 24 |
357 | Pants: 20 years in purgatory . . . | 1.4053 | 0.05001 | 190 | 135 | 33 | 22 |
358 | I'll be the afterlife of the party. | 1.4051 | 0.04332 | 195 | 128 | 55 | 12 |
359 | Did the fashion police shoot you? | 1.4049 | 0.04412 | 205 | 138 | 51 | 16 |
360 | You didn’t give me time to change. | 1.4049 | 0.03923 | 247 | 164 | 66 | 17 |
361 | Turns out we do wear plaid. | 1.4047 | 0.04268 | 215 | 144 | 55 | 16 |
362 | I was obviously not aware I would wear it for eternity | 1.4046 | 0.04243 | 262 | 186 | 46 | 30 |
363 | But my wife said that they'd work everywhere. | 1.4042 | 0.04254 | 240 | 166 | 51 | 23 |
364 | It was a very liberal college. | 1.4041 | 0.04660 | 193 | 132 | 44 | 17 |
365 | The fashion police sent me. | 1.4041 | 0.04775 | 193 | 134 | 40 | 19 |
366 | I didn’t have time to change. | 1.4034 | 0.04110 | 238 | 161 | 58 | 19 |
367 | Quilty as charged. | 1.4033 | 0.04687 | 181 | 122 | 45 | 14 |
368 | Judge not, lest ye be judged. | 1.4031 | 0.04514 | 191 | 128 | 49 | 14 |
369 | So golfing is a sin? | 1.4030 | 0.04581 | 201 | 138 | 45 | 18 |
370 | I panicked at the disco. | 1.4030 | 0.04526 | 201 | 137 | 47 | 17 |
371 | My name's Rubik. Am I in? | 1.4021 | 0.04755 | 194 | 135 | 40 | 19 |
372 | When I bought ‘em I didn’t think I’d wear ‘em forever. | 1.4016 | 0.04359 | 244 | 173 | 44 | 27 |
373 | Sorry, I didn’t have time to pack. | 1.4010 | 0.04453 | 202 | 137 | 49 | 16 |
374 | So? You let Joseph in! | 1.4009 | 0.04314 | 222 | 152 | 51 | 19 |
375 | Yes, a golfer, but I never played with Trump. | 1.4009 | 0.04544 | 222 | 157 | 41 | 24 |
376 | I'm just curious why you didn't help me with that putt. | 1.4000 | 0.04297 | 205 | 137 | 54 | 14 |
377 | Joseph has the matching jacket Sir | 1.4000 | 0.04670 | 205 | 144 | 40 | 21 |
378 | Tell me more about your checkered past. | 1.4000 | 0.04895 | 180 | 125 | 38 | 17 |
379 | My only regret in life is I didn't wear them more | 1.4000 | 0.04135 | 265 | 187 | 50 | 28 |
380 | I thought poor judgement was forgiven | 1.3991 | 0.04417 | 218 | 151 | 47 | 20 |
381 | I've been to hell and back in these pants. | 1.3990 | 0.04490 | 203 | 139 | 47 | 17 |
382 | I got hell? Whatever for? | 1.3989 | 0.04710 | 183 | 125 | 43 | 15 |
383 | Well....you liked Joseph's coat. | 1.3983 | 0.04173 | 236 | 162 | 54 | 20 |
384 | Last thing I remember, these pants were killing me. | 1.3982 | 0.04557 | 221 | 157 | 40 | 24 |
385 | YOU can come in, but those are going straight to Hell! | 1.3981 | 0.04196 | 216 | 145 | 56 | 15 |
386 | ...I thought if I wore these you'd send me back. | 1.3980 | 0.04630 | 201 | 140 | 42 | 19 |
387 | It turns out Hell has a dress code. Any luck here? | 1.3978 | 0.05073 | 186 | 134 | 30 | 22 |
388 | I'm not sure I'll fit in. | 1.3974 | 0.03886 | 229 | 150 | 67 | 12 |
389 | I was not told there was a dress code. | 1.3971 | 0.04344 | 209 | 142 | 51 | 16 |
390 | Will there be quilting? | 1.3970 | 0.04552 | 199 | 137 | 45 | 17 |
391 | Well, since I’m here, perhaps you can settle an argument. Do these strike you as “god-awful”? | 1.3966 | 0.05099 | 179 | 128 | 31 | 20 |
392 | Oh, yeah? Well, are you even wearing any? | 1.3966 | 0.04285 | 237 | 166 | 48 | 23 |
393 | You be the judge.” | 1.3962 | 0.04352 | 212 | 145 | 50 | 17 |
394 | Your friends were right. You DON’T have the sense I gave you. | 1.3962 | 0.04453 | 212 | 147 | 46 | 19 |
395 | What else did you do in life Mr. Rubik? | 1.3961 | 0.04426 | 207 | 142 | 48 | 17 |
396 | It's even worse. They're bellbottoms! | 1.3958 | 0.04896 | 192 | 137 | 34 | 21 |
397 | I said checkered PAST, not pants. | 1.3958 | 0.04668 | 192 | 133 | 42 | 17 |
398 | This is what my wife buried me in. | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
399 | Wait! I can change! | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
400 | I hope golfing on Sunday isn’t a dealbreaker. | 1.3953 | 0.05120 | 172 | 122 | 32 | 18 |
401 | I thought this was a Zoom interview. | 1.3953 | 0.04553 | 215 | 152 | 41 | 22 |
402 | Please don't tell Joseph, I left the coat at the cleaners. | 1.3950 | 0.04533 | 200 | 138 | 45 | 17 |
403 | Tell Joseph I want my jacket back. | 1.3950 | 0.04643 | 200 | 140 | 41 | 19 |
404 | Let's not make this about my pants. | 1.3947 | 0.04227 | 228 | 157 | 52 | 19 |
405 | She was wrong when she said, "It won't it kill you to wear the pants your aunt made you." | 1.3946 | 0.04669 | 185 | 127 | 43 | 15 |
406 | Any other sins? Other than those pants? | 1.3944 | 0.04486 | 213 | 149 | 44 | 20 |
407 | I wanted to stand out in the cloud. | 1.3943 | 0.04718 | 175 | 119 | 43 | 13 |
408 | He's a forgiving God, but not that forgiving. | 1.3941 | 0.05296 | 170 | 123 | 27 | 20 |
409 | My only sin was against fashion. | 1.3936 | 0.03931 | 249 | 169 | 62 | 18 |
410 | Have you seen Joseph? I think he has my coat. | 1.3930 | 0.04570 | 201 | 140 | 43 | 18 |
411 | No, no, not a checkered past - checkered pants | 1.3927 | 0.04099 | 219 | 147 | 58 | 14 |
412 | And I said I'd never be caught dead with these pants on. | 1.3927 | 0.04740 | 191 | 134 | 39 | 18 |
413 | At least I had clean underwear on. | 1.3923 | 0.04673 | 181 | 124 | 43 | 14 |
414 | Look! If I’d known I’d be coming here directly from the golf course I would have worn different pants! | 1.3923 | 0.04673 | 181 | 124 | 43 | 14 |
415 | Hell wouldn't take me. | 1.3922 | 0.04678 | 204 | 145 | 38 | 21 |
416 | Unforgiveable. | 1.3915 | 0.04408 | 189 | 127 | 50 | 12 |
417 | I have a second pair, just in case I get a hole in one. | 1.3915 | 0.04949 | 189 | 136 | 32 | 21 |
418 | Well, my wife was wrong. She said nobody would be caught dead in these. | 1.3913 | 0.04678 | 207 | 148 | 37 | 22 |
419 | Yes, I know you’re not supposed to look up when someone yells ‘Fore!’ | 1.3911 | 0.04968 | 179 | 127 | 34 | 18 |
420 | You have a right to judge my soul but not my taste in fashion. | 1.3906 | 0.04603 | 192 | 133 | 43 | 16 |
421 | Mind if I play through? | 1.3902 | 0.04395 | 205 | 141 | 48 | 16 |
422 | When I said I wouldn't be caught dead wearing these pants, I wasn't being literal. | 1.3899 | 0.04501 | 218 | 155 | 41 | 22 |
423 | They didn't like them at the other place, either. | 1.3899 | 0.04358 | 218 | 152 | 47 | 19 |
424 | Joseph got the coat. I got the trousers. | 1.3891 | 0.04210 | 239 | 168 | 49 | 22 |
425 | Well, when you catch me in the middle of a golf game ... | 1.3886 | 0.04404 | 193 | 131 | 49 | 13 |
426 | Wanda said "those pants are to die for" and, well, here I am. | 1.3886 | 0.04924 | 193 | 140 | 31 | 22 |
427 | Thanks, they used to be part of a set. | 1.3883 | 0.04419 | 188 | 127 | 49 | 12 |
428 | The cartoonist ran out of ink | 1.3882 | 0.05019 | 170 | 120 | 34 | 16 |
429 | Please tell Joseph I'd like my coat back. | 1.3880 | 0.04728 | 183 | 130 | 36 | 17 |
430 | Erno Rubrik. | 1.3880 | 0.04822 | 183 | 129 | 37 | 17 |
431 | You'd think the car would've seen me. | 1.3880 | 0.04822 | 183 | 129 | 37 | 17 |
432 | I said checkered pants...your past is fine. | 1.3874 | 0.04530 | 222 | 160 | 38 | 24 |
433 | You died in 2022, but that look died in 1972." | 1.3869 | 0.04650 | 199 | 141 | 39 | 19 |
434 | I know I have a checkered past. | 1.3867 | 0.04600 | 181 | 124 | 44 | 13 |
435 | No plaid after Labor Day! | 1.3865 | 0.04948 | 163 | 113 | 37 | 13 |
436 | They're fire resistant. | 1.3865 | 0.04519 | 207 | 146 | 42 | 19 |
437 | They say the driver didn't see me. | 1.3861 | 0.04266 | 202 | 137 | 52 | 13 |
438 | I'm sorry. Those are godforsaken. | 1.3861 | 0.05057 | 158 | 110 | 35 | 13 |
439 | I died of shame | 1.3858 | 0.04683 | 197 | 140 | 38 | 19 |
440 | I was wondering whether Joseph still needed that coat. | 1.3858 | 0.04339 | 197 | 134 | 50 | 13 |
441 | Fashion purgatory!? | 1.3857 | 0.04236 | 223 | 155 | 50 | 18 |
442 | Well, I told my wife that if she made a hole in one I would drop dead. | 1.3857 | 0.04558 | 223 | 162 | 36 | 25 |
443 | What dress code? | 1.3853 | 0.04103 | 218 | 148 | 56 | 14 |
444 | Hello, I’m here to see Joseph about the coat he advertised online. | 1.3846 | 0.04716 | 195 | 139 | 37 | 19 |
445 | Is this somewhere over the rainbow? | 1.3846 | 0.04501 | 208 | 147 | 42 | 19 |
446 | At least they're not bell bottoms. | 1.3843 | 0.04127 | 216 | 147 | 55 | 14 |
447 | I said I would die for a pair of these pants so that's on me. | 1.3842 | 0.04689 | 190 | 134 | 39 | 17 |
448 | Well, the devil wore Prada. | 1.3842 | 0.04689 | 190 | 134 | 39 | 17 |
449 | Could you check under the name Rubik? | 1.3842 | 0.04668 | 177 | 122 | 42 | 13 |
450 | Thou shall not, like ever. | 1.3841 | 0.05220 | 151 | 106 | 32 | 13 |
451 | What do you mean, "Go to hell?" | 1.3836 | 0.05347 | 146 | 103 | 30 | 13 |
452 | Laundry day. | 1.3830 | 0.05294 | 141 | 98 | 32 | 11 |
453 | I agree that they're loud, but a sin? | 1.3830 | 0.04539 | 188 | 130 | 44 | 14 |
454 | The look on my wife's face when she saw the pants I bought scared me to death. | 1.3829 | 0.04561 | 175 | 119 | 45 | 11 |
455 | I did my level best to live a Kodachrome life in a monochrome world. | 1.3824 | 0.04232 | 204 | 139 | 52 | 13 |
456 | My only sins are against fashion | 1.3821 | 0.04123 | 212 | 144 | 55 | 13 |
457 | Well, I like them, so who are you to judge? | 1.3818 | 0.04174 | 220 | 152 | 52 | 16 |
458 | Have you seen a guy named Joseph? He has my coat... | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
459 | It was dress-down Friday when it happened. | 1.3814 | 0.04317 | 194 | 132 | 50 | 12 |
460 | It's a crime, not a sin. | 1.3810 | 0.05123 | 168 | 121 | 30 | 17 |
461 | Says the guy wearing white after Labor Day? | 1.3807 | 0.04818 | 176 | 124 | 37 | 15 |
462 | But your book doesn't mention a dress code. | 1.3807 | 0.04885 | 176 | 125 | 35 | 16 |
463 | Sure, the funeral was cheap. Why do you ask? | 1.3804 | 0.04604 | 184 | 128 | 42 | 14 |
464 | Finally. Someone not dressed like they just came from a funeral. | 1.3804 | 0.05035 | 184 | 135 | 28 | 21 |
465 | I'm not supposed to be here, but Satan said 'Aw, hell no.' | 1.3801 | 0.04987 | 171 | 122 | 33 | 16 |
466 | ...and then I said "Those pants are to die for". So here I am. | 1.3799 | 0.04488 | 179 | 122 | 46 | 11 |
467 | Really? You have a dress code? | 1.3798 | 0.04546 | 208 | 149 | 39 | 20 |
468 | Evans. Noon Tee time. | 1.3797 | 0.05127 | 158 | 112 | 32 | 14 |
469 | Really? Poor taste is now a disqualifier? | 1.3796 | 0.04472 | 216 | 155 | 40 | 21 |
470 | DeSantis sent me. | 1.3795 | 0.05166 | 166 | 120 | 29 | 17 |
471 | My pastor didn't tell me there was a dress code. | 1.3791 | 0.04571 | 182 | 126 | 43 | 13 |
472 | Do you mind if I play through? | 1.3791 | 0.05080 | 153 | 107 | 34 | 12 |
473 | If you're waiting for the other members of your foursome, Senator Stanton, I'm afraid I have some bad news. | 1.3789 | 0.04941 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
474 | I asked you to be godly, not gaudy… big difference” | 1.3788 | 0.04431 | 198 | 138 | 45 | 15 |
475 | Hey, He made me in His image. | 1.3787 | 0.04957 | 169 | 120 | 34 | 15 |
476 | There is a dress code. | 1.3784 | 0.04387 | 185 | 126 | 48 | 11 |
477 | Excuse me, but I think it was YOU who made me colorblind. | 1.3784 | 0.05199 | 148 | 104 | 32 | 12 |
478 | I told intake I had a checkered past - they thought I said checkered pants. | 1.3783 | 0.04090 | 230 | 160 | 53 | 17 |
479 | I know dead men don't wear plaid but can you make an exception? | 1.3775 | 0.05125 | 151 | 106 | 33 | 12 |
480 | Checkered past? I thought you said you wanted to discuss my checkered pants. | 1.3775 | 0.04502 | 204 | 145 | 41 | 18 |
481 | I am a virgin, as you can probably tell. | 1.3774 | 0.05254 | 159 | 115 | 28 | 16 |
482 | Ironically, Ed my neighbor said to me just this morning that he wouldn’t be caught dead in these pants. | 1.3774 | 0.04062 | 212 | 144 | 56 | 12 |
483 | Looks like I can take them with me | 1.3772 | 0.04544 | 167 | 113 | 45 | 9 |
484 | Joseph says he wants his pants back. | 1.3771 | 0.04764 | 175 | 123 | 38 | 14 |
485 | My mother-in-law is a quilter | 1.3770 | 0.04931 | 183 | 133 | 31 | 19 |
486 | I knew they'd have an afterlife. | 1.3770 | 0.04602 | 191 | 135 | 40 | 16 |
487 | Table for one, please | 1.3768 | 0.04401 | 207 | 146 | 44 | 17 |
488 | I think Joseph has a matching coat… | 1.3767 | 0.04483 | 215 | 155 | 39 | 21 |
489 | Yes, these are the pants they buried me in” | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
490 | They said checkered pants, not checkered past. | 1.3756 | 0.04779 | 197 | 144 | 32 | 21 |
491 | It all happened so fast...I didn't have time to change. | 1.3756 | 0.04321 | 205 | 143 | 47 | 15 |
492 | My pants? For God sake you let Joseph in with that horrible coat. | 1.3750 | 0.04877 | 176 | 126 | 34 | 16 |
493 | Bowling, yes. How did you know? | 1.3750 | 0.04459 | 176 | 120 | 46 | 10 |
494 | I says here you were a used-car salesman. Is that correct? | 1.3750 | 0.05151 | 160 | 115 | 30 | 15 |
495 | What do you mean, no plaid? | 1.3744 | 0.04235 | 203 | 140 | 50 | 13 |
496 | Cover charge AND dress code? | 1.3743 | 0.04685 | 179 | 126 | 39 | 14 |
497 | They wouldn’t let me in downstairs either. | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
498 | They said there'd be golf here. | 1.3737 | 0.04595 | 198 | 142 | 38 | 18 |
499 | Couldn't you have let me sink the putt? | 1.3736 | 0.04563 | 182 | 127 | 42 | 13 |
500 | Is there golf up there? | 1.3736 | 0.04563 | 182 | 127 | 42 | 13 |
501 | So, just white then? | 1.3736 | 0.04847 | 174 | 124 | 35 | 15 |
502 | So everyone WAS lying when they said they loved the pants. | 1.3735 | 0.04790 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
503 | It's not that we don't allow golfers, per se... | 1.3731 | 0.04443 | 193 | 135 | 44 | 14 |
504 | Good god, I never thought a fashion sin would count! | 1.3725 | 0.04549 | 204 | 147 | 38 | 19 |
505 | Laundry day. Just my luck. | 1.3723 | 0.04648 | 188 | 134 | 38 | 16 |
506 | I'll let you in if you tell me where you got those. | 1.3723 | 0.04460 | 188 | 131 | 44 | 13 |
507 | Liar,liar,pants on fire! | 1.3714 | 0.05104 | 140 | 97 | 34 | 9 |
508 | I wouldn’t be caught alive in these pants | 1.3713 | 0.04415 | 202 | 143 | 43 | 16 |
509 | What pants? | 1.3711 | 0.05091 | 159 | 114 | 31 | 14 |
510 | Satan said to try you again. | 1.3711 | 0.04932 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
511 | Lucky" pants, my ass | 1.3706 | 0.04780 | 170 | 120 | 37 | 13 |
512 | What if I promise to sit in the back? | 1.3704 | 0.04362 | 216 | 155 | 42 | 19 |
513 | Needless to say, I have a checkered past. | 1.3704 | 0.04313 | 216 | 154 | 44 | 18 |
514 | No thanks! Just looking for my ball. | 1.3701 | 0.04783 | 154 | 106 | 39 | 9 |
515 | I’m really not allowed in? Is it the pants? | 1.3700 | 0.04272 | 200 | 139 | 48 | 13 |
516 | That's how they buried you? | 1.3699 | 0.04577 | 173 | 120 | 42 | 11 |
517 | I thought these pants were to die for. | 1.3692 | 0.04345 | 195 | 136 | 46 | 13 |
518 | I'd like a final word with my caddie.” | 1.3692 | 0.04633 | 214 | 159 | 31 | 24 |
519 | I literally died of embarrassment. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
520 | When I saw these pants on sale I thought I had died and gone to heaven | 1.3689 | 0.04512 | 206 | 149 | 38 | 19 |
521 | Okay, it's a fashion crime. I didn't think it counted. | 1.3689 | 0.04297 | 206 | 145 | 46 | 15 |
522 | I was surprised that I could still fit in them. Next whata you know, I'm here. | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
523 | So yeah, long story short, it turns out these pants really were to die for. | 1.3687 | 0.04937 | 179 | 131 | 30 | 18 |
524 | What? They were on sale. | 1.3687 | 0.04327 | 179 | 122 | 48 | 9 |
525 | Hell said they wouldn't take me in these. | 1.3684 | 0.04484 | 190 | 134 | 42 | 14 |
526 | Not with those pants you're not. | 1.3684 | 0.05254 | 152 | 110 | 28 | 14 |
527 | Maybe it wouldn’t have killed me to put on a decent pair of pants. | 1.3681 | 0.04814 | 182 | 132 | 33 | 17 |
528 | Is there a golf course? | 1.3679 | 0.04555 | 193 | 138 | 39 | 16 |
529 | They are my only real sin. | 1.3677 | 0.04845 | 155 | 108 | 37 | 10 |
530 | It wasn't a sin in the 80s! | 1.3676 | 0.05504 | 136 | 98 | 26 | 12 |
531 | They said I can't go there either. | 1.3676 | 0.04631 | 185 | 132 | 38 | 15 |
532 | It originally came with a dream coat. | 1.3676 | 0.04631 | 185 | 132 | 38 | 15 |
533 | I had no idea certain fashion mistakes could be fatal. | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
534 | You look like fun | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
535 | I still don't understand. Paradise has a dress code? | 1.3669 | 0.04794 | 169 | 120 | 36 | 13 |
536 | What if I were to lose the pants? | 1.3667 | 0.04587 | 180 | 127 | 40 | 13 |
537 | I got em on sale. Why? | 1.3667 | 0.04235 | 180 | 122 | 50 | 8 |
538 | My wife insisted I be buried in these. | 1.3665 | 0.04705 | 191 | 139 | 34 | 18 |
539 | Those pants look like Hell! | 1.3665 | 0.05114 | 161 | 117 | 29 | 15 |
540 | I caused a seven car accident while crossing an intersection. | 1.3665 | 0.05190 | 161 | 118 | 27 | 16 |
541 | I didn't realize how much my wife hated these pants. | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
542 | They're "after the fall" colors. | 1.3663 | 0.05013 | 172 | 126 | 29 | 17 |
543 | I’ll admit I have a checkered past” | 1.3660 | 0.04594 | 194 | 140 | 37 | 17 |
544 | I never knew fashion sins would count. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
545 | Im not dead. I'm just looking for my golf ball. | 1.3654 | 0.05231 | 156 | 114 | 27 | 15 |
546 | I just assumed you would have golf courses here. | 1.3654 | 0.03922 | 208 | 141 | 58 | 9 |
547 | I'm sorry Peter, but I lost my sense of taste with my Covid." | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
548 | God forbid I bring some style to this place. | 1.3653 | 0.04832 | 167 | 119 | 35 | 13 |
549 | My greatest sin is wearing these pants in public. | 1.3653 | 0.04361 | 167 | 113 | 47 | 7 |
550 | Yeah, I'm his cousin. I got the pants of many colors. | 1.3651 | 0.04680 | 189 | 137 | 35 | 17 |
551 | To err is human … | 1.3643 | 0.05190 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 10 |
552 | What do you mean there's no golf course? This is Heaven right? | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
553 | Didn’t know looks COULD kill. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
554 | You couldn’t have struck down the player 2 strokes ahead of me? | 1.3642 | 0.04935 | 162 | 116 | 33 | 13 |
555 | You know I was about to tee off right? | 1.3642 | 0.04696 | 162 | 113 | 39 | 10 |
556 | I was wondering if I could get a matching Halo. | 1.3636 | 0.04527 | 187 | 133 | 40 | 14 |
557 | That's where I just came from. He sent me up here. | 1.3631 | 0.05025 | 168 | 123 | 29 | 16 |
558 | I had hoped to be playing golf this afternoon | 1.3627 | 0.04176 | 193 | 133 | 50 | 10 |
559 | I have a colorful but checkered past. | 1.3626 | 0.04478 | 182 | 128 | 42 | 12 |
560 | Mr. Rubik, it says here you caused millions of people to waste a lot of time. | 1.3626 | 0.04819 | 171 | 123 | 34 | 14 |
561 | They kicked me out of Hell for wearing these pants. | 1.3626 | 0.05230 | 171 | 129 | 22 | 20 |
562 | They got me into Studio 54. | 1.3625 | 0.05207 | 160 | 118 | 26 | 16 |
563 | It was either these or skinny jeans | 1.3625 | 0.04975 | 160 | 115 | 32 | 13 |
564 | I'm not one to judge.... | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
565 | I found them in purgatory | 1.3624 | 0.05147 | 149 | 107 | 30 | 12 |
566 | I’m not staying. Some guy named Joseph borrowed the matching coat and I’m just getting it back. | 1.3623 | 0.04104 | 207 | 144 | 51 | 12 |
567 | Can I play through? | 1.3621 | 0.04618 | 174 | 123 | 39 | 12 |
568 | None of my final wishes were followed. | 1.3620 | 0.04832 | 163 | 116 | 35 | 12 |
569 | So what if it's Judgment Day? I don't judge your hairstyle. | 1.3617 | 0.04507 | 188 | 134 | 40 | 14 |
570 | Well, no one told me there was a dress code. | 1.3617 | 0.04856 | 141 | 97 | 37 | 7 |
571 | Dead men don't wear plaid. | 1.3614 | 0.04920 | 166 | 120 | 32 | 14 |
572 | I hope you brought your own golf balls. | 1.3614 | 0.04846 | 166 | 119 | 34 | 13 |
573 | I like to make a strong last impression. | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
574 | Is it true, if I wear these, my kid can get into Princeton? | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
575 | I've led a colorful life. | 1.3611 | 0.04370 | 180 | 125 | 45 | 10 |
576 | Then she said "Those pants are so loud,you couldn't hear an ambulance if it was about to hit you!" | 1.3608 | 0.05017 | 158 | 114 | 31 | 13 |
577 | God forbid you wear those pants in public," she said.. | 1.3605 | 0.05283 | 147 | 107 | 27 | 13 |
578 | I understood this would be Casual Eternity. | 1.3605 | 0.04796 | 172 | 124 | 34 | 14 |
579 | She wanted me to wear something "more appropriate." I said, "over my dead body." | 1.3598 | 0.05109 | 164 | 121 | 27 | 16 |
580 | Hey, look! Our shirts match! | 1.3596 | 0.04747 | 178 | 129 | 34 | 15 |
581 | But these are my lucky pants | 1.3596 | 0.04679 | 178 | 128 | 36 | 14 |
582 | Is it possible for me to play through? | 1.3595 | 0.05047 | 153 | 110 | 31 | 12 |
583 | I plaid guilty, your honor | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
584 | unfortunately the sin of those trousers overrides your humanitarian work. | 1.3591 | 0.04690 | 181 | 131 | 35 | 15 |
585 | Some sartorial sins are unforgivable, my son. | 1.3590 | 0.05220 | 156 | 115 | 26 | 15 |
586 | Let me guess - You wouldn't take the penalty stroke when it rolled into the gator-infested pond, am I right? | 1.3587 | 0.04823 | 184 | 136 | 30 | 18 |
587 | Those look like hell to me! | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
588 | So your problem isn't with the pattern, but just the polyester? | 1.3586 | 0.05149 | 145 | 104 | 30 | 11 |
589 | Welcome, Mr Jones. Your foursome is waiting on the first tee. | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
590 | The sales clerk did say,"those pants kill." | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
591 | I died in the 70s. I spent 50 years in purgatory. | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
592 | I don’t believe in khakis. | 1.3583 | 0.04118 | 187 | 128 | 51 | 8 |
593 | Hmm...pants to match your past, I see. | 1.3582 | 0.04577 | 201 | 148 | 34 | 19 |
594 | Well of course they’re pajamas. Your people said the initial interview would be done remotely. | 1.3581 | 0.04599 | 148 | 101 | 41 | 6 |
595 | what do you mean there’s no golfing here?! | 1.3580 | 0.04924 | 162 | 117 | 32 | 13 |
596 | You were on the list, but I can't in good conscience let you in wearing those. | 1.3576 | 0.04422 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
597 | The funeral director and I were not exactly best friends. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
598 | Dress code? They said the same thing at the other place! | 1.3571 | 0.05103 | 154 | 112 | 29 | 13 |
599 | Anyone happen to turn in a matching jacket? | 1.3567 | 0.04437 | 171 | 119 | 43 | 9 |
600 | These got me into Augusta. | 1.3567 | 0.04783 | 157 | 111 | 36 | 10 |
601 | My life was all about balance- business on the top and party on the bottom | 1.3566 | 0.05195 | 143 | 103 | 29 | 11 |
602 | I'm just playing through. | 1.3563 | 0.04386 | 174 | 121 | 44 | 9 |
603 | These pants are the only crime I committed | 1.3559 | 0.04482 | 177 | 125 | 41 | 11 |
604 | Excuse me, is this the back 9? | 1.3558 | 0.04975 | 163 | 119 | 30 | 14 |
605 | I made Joseph's coat of many colors. Can you tell him his pants are ready | 1.3558 | 0.04898 | 163 | 118 | 32 | 13 |
606 | It was the pants, wasn't? | 1.3556 | 0.04768 | 180 | 132 | 32 | 16 |
607 | Seriously? This is where you draw the line? | 1.3554 | 0.04910 | 166 | 121 | 31 | 14 |
608 | Ernõ Rubik here, Sir. | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
609 | Were you expecting a fig leaf? | 1.3553 | 0.04584 | 197 | 145 | 34 | 18 |
610 | What, there's a dress code? | 1.3553 | 0.04975 | 152 | 109 | 32 | 11 |
611 | Sure. Put me down as 'Retired.' | 1.3551 | 0.05325 | 138 | 100 | 27 | 11 |
612 | You are on the list. I have you bunking with Joseph. | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 101 | 25 | 12 |
613 | What? Too much? | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
614 | Oh thank heavens, I just got out of disco purgatory. | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
615 | I don't care if you invented the rubik cube, you still can't wear those. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
616 | The guy said, "Your pants or your life" but I STILL GOT THE PANTS BABY! | 1.3548 | 0.04907 | 155 | 111 | 33 | 11 |
617 | We don't judge people by the color of their skin, but the color of those pants are another story. | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
618 | I'm with Clowns For Christ. | 1.3544 | 0.04842 | 158 | 113 | 34 | 11 |
619 | A little judgy, aren’t we! | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
620 | The devil made me do it | 1.3540 | 0.05243 | 161 | 121 | 23 | 17 |
621 | So it's actually Hell that's 'come as you are.' | 1.3539 | 0.04737 | 178 | 130 | 33 | 15 |
622 | We're out of white robes so your only option is the lost and found. | 1.3539 | 0.04316 | 178 | 124 | 45 | 9 |
623 | Not with those pants. | 1.3537 | 0.05270 | 147 | 108 | 26 | 13 |
624 | I didn't know the fashion police actually carried guns | 1.3537 | 0.05270 | 147 | 108 | 26 | 13 |
625 | This is cloud nine, not the back nine. | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
626 | They were a Christmas gift. So, in a way, it's your son's fault. | 1.3534 | 0.05767 | 133 | 100 | 19 | 14 |
627 | Sorry I'm late. The undertaker couldn't find a matching jacket. | 1.3533 | 0.05018 | 150 | 108 | 31 | 11 |
628 | In my case, things aren't always black or white. | 1.3533 | 0.04743 | 150 | 105 | 37 | 8 |
629 | Did someone put me up to what? | 1.3533 | 0.04735 | 167 | 120 | 35 | 12 |
630 | I said I'd rather die than donate my lucky golf pants. | 1.3533 | 0.04811 | 167 | 121 | 33 | 13 |
631 | My outfit killed at the course today. | 1.3529 | 0.05575 | 136 | 101 | 22 | 13 |
632 | Well, my wife always said I could wear these in hell but looks like she was wrong about that too. | 1.3526 | 0.04267 | 190 | 134 | 45 | 11 |
633 | I’d like to speak to your supervisor. | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
634 | The first thing I want is a head of hair like that. | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
635 | Have you seen my coat? | 1.3520 | 0.04580 | 179 | 129 | 37 | 13 |
636 | We can overlook your checkered past, but not those pants. | 1.3519 | 0.04754 | 162 | 116 | 35 | 11 |
637 | There's no dress code, and it's technically not a sin, but it's against my better judgment to let you in. | 1.3512 | 0.04787 | 168 | 122 | 33 | 13 |
638 | So close, man. So close. | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
639 | Can I have a few minutes to finish the laundry? | 1.3509 | 0.04653 | 171 | 123 | 36 | 12 |
640 | I know Joseph with the technicolor dream coat is up here. Can you let him know his nephew Morris with the pants of many colors is here at the Gate? | 1.3506 | 0.05255 | 154 | 115 | 24 | 15 |
641 | Yes, well, 'helluva look' was a figure of speech. | 1.3506 | 0.04809 | 174 | 128 | 31 | 15 |
642 | At least I was caught dead wearing these. | 1.3504 | 0.04924 | 137 | 96 | 34 | 7 |
643 | So judgy | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
644 | That 16th hole was a killer. | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
645 | If I knew this was going to happen today, I would’ve made different choices. | 1.3500 | 0.04708 | 160 | 114 | 36 | 10 |
646 | These...? For all of eternity? | 1.3497 | 0.04649 | 163 | 116 | 37 | 10 |
647 | Hell no. | 1.3493 | 0.05106 | 146 | 106 | 29 | 11 |
648 | They got me into Willow Creek Country Club! | 1.3491 | 0.04980 | 169 | 126 | 27 | 16 |
649 | I admit, it's a bit checkered. | 1.3487 | 0.04692 | 152 | 107 | 37 | 8 |
650 | I did not mean it! I would not rather die than wear these pants! | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
651 | The last thing I remember is her asking me if I wanted to be buried “in those damn pants.” | 1.3484 | 0.04980 | 155 | 113 | 30 | 12 |
652 | I thought all I caught was disco fever. | 1.3484 | 0.04980 | 155 | 113 | 30 | 12 |
653 | Checkered past? No, just the pants. | 1.3481 | 0.05077 | 135 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
654 | I can't wear these? Forget it then. | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
655 | Hello Peter, I’m Joseph. Have you seen my Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? | 1.3481 | 0.04829 | 158 | 114 | 33 | 11 |
656 | I have a checkered past. | 1.3478 | 0.04927 | 161 | 118 | 30 | 13 |
657 | Can you believe I was still hit by a bus? | 1.3478 | 0.05929 | 115 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
658 | I must have dyed and gone to Heaven. | 1.3476 | 0.04625 | 187 | 138 | 33 | 16 |
659 | Why would the pants have anything to do with it? | 1.3476 | 0.04544 | 164 | 116 | 39 | 9 |
660 | Guess I got caught dead | 1.3476 | 0.04705 | 164 | 118 | 35 | 11 |
661 | Your Tee Time is 10:00 am. | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
662 | He sent me back up here. I have no idea why. | 1.3473 | 0.04947 | 167 | 124 | 28 | 15 |
663 | I want my Wife to recognize me when her turn is up. | 1.3472 | 0.04860 | 144 | 102 | 34 | 8 |
664 | As you can see I have a bit of a checkered past. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
665 | You’re not on Zoom anymore. | 1.3471 | 0.04436 | 170 | 120 | 41 | 9 |
666 | I've been guilty of bad taste. | 1.3468 | 0.04148 | 173 | 119 | 48 | 6 |
667 | I thought there would be golf courses. | 1.3468 | 0.04608 | 173 | 125 | 36 | 12 |
668 | I was told life isn't black and white. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
669 | Sorry. No one told me about the clothes exception to 'You can't take it with you.' | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
670 | Wait, I thought sucking at golf WAS purgatory! | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
671 | Sorry. I was dressed for Zoom. | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
672 | Your wife says to send you back to change your pants. | 1.3462 | 0.04649 | 182 | 134 | 33 | 15 |
673 | I thought I'd dress for either destination. | 1.3462 | 0.04868 | 156 | 113 | 32 | 11 |
674 | Let me guess, Joseph's expanded his technicolor line to pants. | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
675 | With all due respect, Saint Peter, there's a small but crucial error in that report on me. I have checkered PANTS, not a checkered PAST." | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
676 | You might not know my name, but you'll remember these pants! | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
677 | But everyone down there kept telling me there was a special place in Heaven for people like me. | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
678 | Just so that you know... Your putt went right in. | 1.3457 | 0.04666 | 188 | 140 | 31 | 17 |
679 | Sorry I had to interrupt your golf game. | 1.3457 | 0.04901 | 162 | 119 | 30 | 13 |
680 | 'I'm a descendant of Joseph but without the coat." | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
681 | Of course there’s a dress code. | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
682 | It would be a simple decision but for the pants. | 1.3448 | 0.04832 | 145 | 103 | 34 | 8 |
683 | To err is human, but those pants are unforgivable. | 1.3448 | 0.05305 | 145 | 108 | 24 | 13 |
684 | Is there a place for Rubik's Cube aficionados? | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
685 | Well, I didn’t plan to die in these. | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
686 | My wife always said if I didn't throw these out, she'd throw them out with me. | 1.3446 | 0.05138 | 148 | 109 | 27 | 12 |
687 | What Eleventh Commandment? | 1.3444 | 0.05402 | 151 | 115 | 20 | 16 |
688 | You can't judge me for being concerned that I'm the only one in line. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
689 | Well, it’s obvious what your Original Sin is. | 1.3441 | 0.04445 | 186 | 135 | 38 | 13 |
690 | What happened to judging me by the content of my character rather than by the garishness of my gaberdines. | 1.3440 | 0.05029 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
691 | No one told me there's a dress code. | 1.3439 | 0.04671 | 157 | 112 | 36 | 9 |
692 | But this IS dressing for the occasion! | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
693 | Well, I wasn't a standout, but I stood out. | 1.3438 | 0.05810 | 128 | 97 | 18 | 13 |
694 | so, you’re okay with my checkered past? | 1.3438 | 0.05019 | 160 | 119 | 27 | 14 |
695 | I didn't realize Grandma would be so angry about the quilt. | 1.3436 | 0.05028 | 163 | 122 | 26 | 15 |
696 | I'm looking for a Mr. Mondrian. | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
697 | I blame Zoom | 1.3435 | 0.05711 | 131 | 99 | 19 | 13 |
698 | Red isn't the only color bulls hate. | 1.3434 | 0.04433 | 198 | 146 | 36 | 16 |
699 | I could hurry back and get something more suitable | 1.3434 | 0.04134 | 198 | 141 | 46 | 11 |
700 | I'd love to show you the matching jacket if you don't mind sending me back down to grab it. | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
701 | What if I tell you I saw a camel pass through the eye of a needle? | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
702 | Boogie fever. Turns out it was fatal. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
703 | I told my wife the pants she picked out would be the death of me. | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
704 | Waldo, I presume? | 1.3429 | 0.05438 | 140 | 105 | 22 | 13 |
705 | It was a closed casket funeral. | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 97 | 38 | 5 |
706 | In my defense, .... I played golf. | 1.3429 | 0.04508 | 140 | 96 | 40 | 4 |
707 | Would paisley have been better? | 1.3427 | 0.05354 | 143 | 107 | 23 | 13 |
708 | I know what your used to, but at the Pearly Gates, we don't do Zoom. | 1.3425 | 0.04998 | 146 | 106 | 30 | 10 |
709 | This is not what I meant by joyful noise | 1.3425 | 0.04902 | 146 | 105 | 32 | 9 |
710 | No, I don’t have any regrets. | 1.3425 | 0.05091 | 146 | 107 | 28 | 11 |
711 | Have you seen my coat of many colors? | 1.3421 | 0.04860 | 152 | 110 | 32 | 10 |
712 | Well, I did take His name in vain after I missed the hole-in-one. Other than that, I can't think of any. | 1.3419 | 0.04966 | 155 | 114 | 29 | 12 |
713 | Sooner or later, we all have to answer for our fashion choices. | 1.3419 | 0.04617 | 155 | 110 | 37 | 8 |
714 | Satan took one look and sent me back here, that's why! | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
715 | All your sins will be forgiven....except those pants. | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
716 | It was laundry day. | 1.3416 | 0.04048 | 161 | 109 | 49 | 3 |
717 | Really. I was thinking more of a faux pas than a fashion sin. | 1.3416 | 0.04835 | 161 | 118 | 31 | 12 |
718 | I was golfing when you made the call. | 1.3416 | 0.04194 | 202 | 146 | 43 | 13 |
719 | The matching dreamcoat was at the cleaners when you summoned me. | 1.3415 | 0.04693 | 164 | 119 | 34 | 11 |
720 | Where you're going, 'happy pants' won't make a difference. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
721 | Why not? I got into Yale! | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
722 | I wanted to make a strong first impression. | 1.3410 | 0.04216 | 173 | 121 | 45 | 7 |
723 | You mean fashion sins count? | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
724 | You'll have to forgive me; I dressed for Purgatory | 1.3406 | 0.05294 | 138 | 102 | 25 | 11 |
725 | I thought I'd live a little. | 1.3406 | 0.04769 | 138 | 97 | 35 | 6 |
726 | ..er..is Purgatory still open? | 1.3406 | 0.05294 | 138 | 102 | 25 | 11 |
727 | I don’t suppose you have anything matching in a 42 short | 1.3404 | 0.05214 | 141 | 104 | 26 | 11 |
728 | Be an angel and change those pants. | 1.3404 | 0.05116 | 141 | 103 | 28 | 10 |
729 | Oh, yeah? But a dreamcoat was fine? | 1.3403 | 0.05322 | 144 | 108 | 23 | 13 |
730 | I was told I look like Hell but I thought I’d try here first. | 1.3403 | 0.05136 | 144 | 106 | 27 | 11 |
731 | Why yes, I do have a checkered past, why do you ask? | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
732 | Okay,so I had a checkered past. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
733 | My wife talked me out of the paisley shirt. Be sure to log that. | 1.3396 | 0.04873 | 159 | 117 | 30 | 12 |
734 | Due to high demand in the fashionista section,we can only place you with the clown golfers . | 1.3395 | 0.04479 | 162 | 115 | 39 | 8 |
735 | Plead to get in?! I thought they said, ‘Plaid to get in!’ | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
736 | I'll admit, it's not the most intelligent design. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
737 | Harley. Harley Quinn. | 1.3391 | 0.04856 | 174 | 131 | 27 | 16 |
738 | I see you have a checkered past | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
739 | The good news first? The pants can stay. | 1.3390 | 0.04660 | 177 | 131 | 32 | 14 |
740 | You didn't have a problem with Joseph's amazing technicolor dreamcoat. | 1.3390 | 0.04449 | 177 | 128 | 38 | 11 |
741 | Hi, I’m back. Satan said they clashed with his decor. | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
742 | But, why are golfers only admitted downstairs? | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
743 | I have a reservation under 'Rubik". | 1.3386 | 0.05614 | 127 | 95 | 21 | 11 |
744 | Actually, that’s the least of my sins. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
745 | My wife’s revenge. | 1.3385 | 0.05520 | 130 | 97 | 22 | 11 |
746 | I thought the judging would end when I got here. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
747 | I never thought I’d make it here or I would have worn a suit and tie. | 1.3382 | 0.05738 | 136 | 105 | 16 | 15 |
748 | How was I supposed to know clown pants are a mortal sin? | 1.3381 | 0.05360 | 139 | 104 | 23 | 12 |
749 | Do you have early tee times? | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
750 | So, your wife is a quilter? | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
751 | My wife assured me there was now way in hell I could wear these pants. | 1.3380 | 0.05464 | 142 | 108 | 20 | 14 |
752 | In those pants? Don’t even think about it. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
753 | Of course I’d die on laundry day… | 1.3379 | 0.05380 | 145 | 110 | 21 | 14 |
754 | Oh, yeah...well your robe isn't exactly haute couture either! | 1.3378 | 0.04847 | 148 | 107 | 32 | 9 |
755 | A fashion crime is not exactly a sin. | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
756 | Yes, my life was checkered. | 1.3377 | 0.04894 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
757 | I thought this was a judgment free zone. | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
758 | Is it too late to make a return?” | 1.3374 | 0.04940 | 163 | 122 | 27 | 14 |
759 | At least I’m wearing some. | 1.3373 | 0.04234 | 166 | 116 | 44 | 6 |
760 | I'm hoping the pants get me sympathy points. | 1.3371 | 0.04016 | 175 | 121 | 49 | 5 |
761 | Yes, your pants are very nice. But we still require a jacket. | 1.3371 | 0.04695 | 175 | 130 | 31 | 14 |
762 | I’m ready to show my true colors. | 1.3371 | 0.04054 | 178 | 124 | 48 | 6 |
763 | Pearly gates? Angels? No, wrong cloud buddy, we do data storage here. | 1.3370 | 0.04650 | 181 | 135 | 31 | 15 |
764 | Access denied, smarty pants. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
765 | I didn’t ask to be color blind. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
766 | The scripture said ‘comfy casual.’ | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
767 | I see you’ve had a colorful and checkered past. | 1.3361 | 0.05473 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
768 | What do you mean 'go back and change'? | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
769 | Joseph and my pants of many colors. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
770 | I mean, the pants alone are enough to keep you out of here. | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
771 | Getting kind of a judgy vibe from you right now, to be honest. | 1.3358 | 0.05499 | 134 | 101 | 21 | 12 |
772 | God forbid I bring a little pizzazz to this place. | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
773 | You’re laughing but these pants got triple digit likes. | 1.3358 | 0.04835 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
774 | Well, I don't think they're hellish-looking at all. | 1.3358 | 0.05411 | 137 | 103 | 22 | 12 |
775 | I had always heard that dead men don't wear plaid. | 1.3357 | 0.05327 | 140 | 105 | 23 | 12 |
776 | My granddaughter thinks they're dope. | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
777 | You can’t possibly think I could have committed adultery even if I tried. | 1.3357 | 0.04926 | 140 | 101 | 31 | 8 |
778 | I thought this meeting would be on Zoom. | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
779 | And they say you can't take it with you! | 1.3356 | 0.05169 | 146 | 109 | 25 | 12 |
780 | Single, but I'm willing to be part of a foursome. | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
781 | I’m sorry, it was laundry day… | 1.3356 | 0.04627 | 149 | 106 | 36 | 7 |
782 | Sorry, I didn't have time to change. | 1.3355 | 0.04662 | 152 | 109 | 35 | 8 |
783 | Just because of these pants? | 1.3355 | 0.04602 | 155 | 111 | 36 | 8 |
784 | Can I get multicolored wings? | 1.3355 | 0.04781 | 155 | 113 | 32 | 10 |
785 | I just happened to die on casual friday | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
786 | I've never been sure about reincarnation, but yes, I was hoping you'd tell me to go back and change. | 1.3353 | 0.04716 | 170 | 126 | 31 | 13 |
787 | Couldn't you have waited a couple of minutes? I was about to make par for the first time. | 1.3351 | 0.04310 | 185 | 134 | 40 | 11 |
788 | Sorry - those are unforgivable. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 162 | 122 | 26 | 14 |
789 | Is that what you want to wear for eternity? | 1.3333 | 0.05043 | 135 | 98 | 29 | 8 |
790 | A vote against me is a vote against my mother. | 1.3333 | 0.04424 | 186 | 137 | 36 | 13 |
791 | But I cured three diseases and gave millions to charity. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
792 | They wouldn't take me in Hell. | 1.3333 | 0.05106 | 162 | 124 | 22 | 16 |
793 | Is is the pants? I'll change! | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
794 | Is it okay if my caddie joins me? | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
795 | They said there was golf. | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
796 | Luckily your wife is not the authority on what is and is not a mortal sin. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
797 | I was told to "Come as you are". | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
798 | Sorry, I thought it said checkered past. | 1.3333 | 0.04467 | 171 | 124 | 37 | 10 |
799 | If they're a problem I can lose the pants. | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
800 | Please reserve judgement until I get changed. | 1.3333 | 0.04608 | 159 | 115 | 35 | 9 |
801 | I was assuming Paradise would involve golf. | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
802 | I believe the penalty for going out of bounds is merely stroke and distance. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
803 | The shirt is sackcloth | 1.3333 | 0.05539 | 129 | 97 | 21 | 11 |
804 | I hit a killer drive. | 1.3333 | 0.05215 | 144 | 108 | 24 | 12 |
805 | They’re stained glass. | 1.3333 | 0.05341 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 10 |
806 | Excuse me. I'm looking for my foursome. Isn't this the first hole? | 1.3315 | 0.04627 | 178 | 133 | 31 | 14 |
807 | I was summoned unexpectedly. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
808 | ''A dress code? Are you serious.'' | 1.3313 | 0.04752 | 160 | 118 | 31 | 11 |
809 | I see you have quite the checkered past. | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
810 | So they're not a SIN but you're going to have to change before you can visit the restaurant | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
811 | My wife bet me you’d send me back to change my pants. | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
812 | Lucky for you She’s color blind. | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
813 | Was it really necessary to take me on the 17th hole? | 1.3310 | 0.04596 | 145 | 103 | 36 | 6 |
814 | Nobody told me that fashion sins count. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
815 | Heaven doesn’t mean no dress code. | 1.3310 | 0.05184 | 145 | 109 | 24 | 12 |
816 | Don we now our gay apparel.” | 1.3310 | 0.04996 | 145 | 107 | 28 | 10 |
817 | God is love, and love is blind... fortunately. | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
818 | Someone once told me that they wouldn't be caught dead in these pants, yet here I am. | 1.3309 | 0.05721 | 139 | 109 | 14 | 16 |
819 | I was hoping I could take them with me. | 1.3309 | 0.04722 | 139 | 99 | 34 | 6 |
820 | I stored my pictures in the cloud,and now I can't find them. | 1.3309 | 0.05528 | 136 | 104 | 19 | 13 |
821 | It just wouldn't be Heaven without my lucky pants. | 1.3308 | 0.05517 | 133 | 101 | 20 | 12 |
822 | At least you're wearing pants. Go to heaven, son. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
823 | Used car salesman ... take the elevator down. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
824 | I thought these might cheer Him up. | 1.3305 | 0.05457 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
825 | It was a fashion crime, not a sin! | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
826 | Until just a minute ago I was the life of the party. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
827 | Lucky for you, sins against fashion don't count. | 1.3296 | 0.04536 | 179 | 133 | 33 | 13 |
828 | Actually, I’m just here to see Joseph. | 1.3294 | 0.04777 | 170 | 128 | 28 | 14 |
829 | Yes. I was the inventor of the Rubik's Cube. Is that a devilish crime? | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
830 | Saint Peter? I was looking for Saint Andrew. | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
831 | They got me into Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3290 | 0.04939 | 155 | 116 | 27 | 12 |
832 | No jacket no entry? I gave the jacket to Joseph! | 1.3290 | 0.04853 | 155 | 115 | 29 | 11 |
833 | No, I said I regretted my checkered PAST | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
834 | Can you believe the pants my wife picked out for my funeral? I told her you can dress me over my dead body. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
835 | Proof I lived every day like it was my last. | 1.3289 | 0.04708 | 149 | 108 | 33 | 8 |
836 | It appears these are now my unlucky pants. | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
837 | Can you look again? They said I'd be on the list. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
838 | My wife was blind with grief. | 1.3286 | 0.05311 | 140 | 106 | 22 | 12 |
839 | Do what you will. I made my choices. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
840 | Does playing in charity golf tournaments count? | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
841 | Did you happen to see my ball? | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
842 | Ah yes, lighting on the golf course. Welcome. | 1.3282 | 0.05358 | 131 | 98 | 23 | 10 |
843 | Cause I owe my soul to the company store. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
844 | I get the feeling that your Sunday mornings weren’t spent in church | 1.3279 | 0.05985 | 122 | 95 | 14 | 13 |
845 | Wrong vibe?” | 1.3277 | 0.05737 | 119 | 90 | 19 | 10 |
846 | A bit judge-y,don’t you think? | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
847 | It was a golf cart. I thought it was safe to text. | 1.3275 | 0.04454 | 171 | 125 | 36 | 10 |
848 | Can I take a mulligan? | 1.3273 | 0.04138 | 165 | 116 | 44 | 5 |
849 | I've smited people for lesser sins than those pants. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
850 | I know the book says now is my time, but can I get a few more months? Sweater weather is my jam. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
851 | What if I go home and change real quick? | 1.3273 | 0.06073 | 110 | 84 | 16 | 10 |
852 | I was on the golf course. | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
853 | I had always thought these were my lucky pants. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
854 | It wouldn't be heaven without my favorite pair of pants. | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
855 | Any chance on matching wings? | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
856 | Try the other gate. They're color-blind. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
857 | Like I said to my wife, I'd rather go to hell than to give up these pants | 1.3268 | 0.04713 | 153 | 112 | 32 | 9 |
858 | You look angry.. it's the pants isn't it? | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
859 | Next! | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
860 | It's not the pants, it's that you played golf every Sunday. | 1.3267 | 0.06465 | 101 | 78 | 13 | 10 |
861 | Well then sir I believe then that “two” terrible mistakes have been made. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
862 | Better than a checkered past. | 1.3265 | 0.04745 | 147 | 107 | 32 | 8 |
863 | Isn't it Casual Eternity? | 1.3264 | 0.05292 | 144 | 110 | 21 | 13 |
864 | So maybe these weren’t the best pants to jaywalk in. | 1.3262 | 0.04827 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
865 | I didn't think you'd hold my checkered pants against me. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
866 | Turns out these pants really were to die for. | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
867 | Joseph recommended them. | 1.3261 | 0.05056 | 138 | 102 | 27 | 9 |
868 | Yes, those pants are technically a sin. | 1.3259 | 0.04563 | 135 | 95 | 36 | 4 |
869 | But you HAVE to let me in. Hell already rejected me. | 1.3258 | 0.05536 | 132 | 101 | 19 | 12 |
870 | So, I had a checkered past | 1.3256 | 0.05410 | 129 | 97 | 22 | 10 |
871 | They’re tucked into my socks, which I suppose is another sin. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
872 | Sir, these are go to hell pants. | 1.3256 | 0.04508 | 172 | 127 | 34 | 11 |
873 | You think you're so high and mighty! | 1.3254 | 0.05837 | 126 | 98 | 15 | 13 |
874 | But are they a Cardinal sin? | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
875 | When I got dressed, obviously I had no idea today would be the day. | 1.3252 | 0.05714 | 123 | 94 | 18 | 11 |
876 | Funny you should ask... yes, I did forget my clubs. | 1.3250 | 0.05817 | 120 | 92 | 17 | 11 |
877 | Just point me to the first tee, and I'll take it from there. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
878 | I admit to checkered pants, not a checkered past. | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
879 | I thought eternal rest meant that I should wear my jammies. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
880 | You sure know how to stand out in a cloud. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
881 | Does it matter that I got them at Goodwill? | 1.3248 | 0.04830 | 117 | 82 | 32 | 3 |
882 | They didn't accept me down there either. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
883 | Of all the days to wear these pants… | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
884 | Can I come back later ? | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
885 | Finally - it took these pants for you to notice me! | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
886 | I thought you'd be bigger | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
887 | So I'm colorblind. Is that a sin? | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
888 | Yes, I did die while golfing. What gave it away? | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
889 | I thought you told me to rejoice and be plaid. | 1.3237 | 0.05424 | 139 | 107 | 19 | 13 |
890 | Dress code? That wasn’t in the brochure… | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
891 | Huh. I guess you *were* caught dead in those pants. | 1.3237 | 0.05076 | 139 | 106 | 22 | 11 |
892 | First a hole-in-one and then I get hit by lightning. What are the odds? | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
893 | I guess you killed at Fashion Week? | 1.3235 | 0.05206 | 136 | 102 | 24 | 10 |
894 | Nobody mentioned a dress code. | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
895 | So, where is everybody? | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
896 | Target, $22.95 -- | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
897 | Another fashion casualty | 1.3228 | 0.05021 | 158 | 121 | 23 | 14 |
898 | I always heard it as Gloria in excessive Day-Glo. | 1.3226 | 0.05674 | 124 | 95 | 18 | 11 |
899 | Well, you didn't give time to change. | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
900 | Is there any wiggle room on the white gown policy? | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
901 | I knew this would happen if my wife caught me with these on | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
902 | The last thing I remember, I raised my hand in favor of impeachment. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
903 | Saint Peter, not all of the questionable choices in my life can be judged as black or white. | 1.3226 | 0.04998 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
904 | So is it a sin to be color blind? | 1.3224 | 0.04992 | 152 | 115 | 25 | 12 |
905 | I'd like to make clear, I didn't have a chance to dress myself | 1.3221 | 0.04787 | 149 | 110 | 30 | 9 |
906 | Nobody told me about a dress code. | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
907 | The name's Rubik. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
908 | There once was a young man from Natchez Whose pants were covered with patches When comments arose On the state of his cloths He smiled, "When I itches, I scratches." | 1.3220 | 0.05230 | 118 | 86 | 26 | 6 |
909 | Who are you to judge?! | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
910 | Am I here cause of the pants? | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
911 | I never wanted to be caught dead in these pants. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
912 | I was just saying I have as much of a chance of making a hole in one as I have of being struck by lightning! | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
913 | It wouldn't be heaven without my comfy pants. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
914 | I heard the dress code was "golf casual" | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
915 | I didn't expect Judgment Day to include my wardrobe choices. | 1.3214 | 0.04874 | 168 | 129 | 24 | 15 |
916 | I want to be reincarnated as a Rubik's Cube. | 1.3214 | 0.05196 | 140 | 106 | 23 | 11 |
917 | Can I join a foursome? | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
918 | Yes, but when I said I'd wouldn't be caught dead in a pair of pants like these . . . | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
919 | Well, it's a cold day in hell so here I am. | 1.3212 | 0.05377 | 137 | 105 | 20 | 12 |
920 | I am soooo ready for the rapture ! | 1.3211 | 0.06097 | 109 | 84 | 15 | 10 |
921 | All I said was that I could die for some new color in my wardrobe. | 1.3209 | 0.04808 | 134 | 97 | 31 | 6 |
922 | Yes, I know but I have clean underwear. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
923 | They were the style in Palm Beach when I croaked . | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
924 | I'd like to take a Mulligan. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
925 | Haven’t you got the memo? | 1.3209 | 0.04569 | 134 | 95 | 35 | 4 |
926 | Yes sir, I did join QAnon, I thought it was Quilters Anonymous! | 1.3209 | 0.05464 | 134 | 103 | 19 | 12 |
927 | Are you saying that I have to wear these pants for the entire afterlife | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
928 | Pretty sure it's "Passion" of the Christ, not "Fashion." | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
929 | Ok Rubik, solve your pants in 15 seconds and you get in. | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
930 | I think you know why I can't let you in. | 1.3200 | 0.05634 | 125 | 96 | 18 | 11 |
931 | Don’t worry, everyone who made fun of them went to the other place.” | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
932 | Right, I'll see myself out. | 1.3200 | 0.05518 | 125 | 95 | 20 | 10 |
933 | I’ve been expecting this since 1973. | 1.3200 | 0.04136 | 175 | 126 | 42 | 7 |
934 | Dr. Rubik. I just have one question. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
935 | Was sort of hoping to get a mulligan. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
936 | Yes, I swore I wouldn't be caught dead in these pants. | 1.3200 | 0.06495 | 100 | 78 | 12 | 10 |
937 | Surely you can forgive crimes against fashion. | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
938 | Who died and made you the fashion police? | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
939 | In my defense, it wasn't made clear to me that these pants were that specific type of 'abomination.' | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
940 | No,I don’t make balloon animals. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
941 | If you want to stay, you're going to have to tone it down. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
942 | I didn't have time to change. Don't judge me. | 1.3194 | 0.04893 | 144 | 107 | 28 | 9 |
943 | Regarding the commandments; is 7 out to 10 a passing score? | 1.3193 | 0.04683 | 166 | 125 | 29 | 12 |
944 | Oh, these. Heart attack, seventeenth tee box. | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
945 | Distracting me won’t work. | 1.3191 | 0.04755 | 141 | 103 | 31 | 7 |
946 | Looks like you died in clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in. | 1.3190 | 0.05821 | 116 | 89 | 17 | 10 |
947 | I'm sorry. I just dropped dead on the fourteenth hole! | 1.3190 | 0.04598 | 116 | 83 | 30 | 3 |
948 | I plaid guilty! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
949 | "I'd kill for those pants." | 1.3188 | 0.04598 | 138 | 99 | 34 | 5 |
950 | Since when did plaid become a mortal sin? | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
951 | Frankly, I'm used to this. Every day has been judgement day | 1.3185 | 0.05325 | 135 | 103 | 21 | 11 |
952 | Sorry: it's your checkered past! | 1.3185 | 0.04242 | 157 | 112 | 40 | 5 |
953 | I’ll give you a pass on the pants but I’m also going to revise our “Come as you are” policy. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
954 | Well, sometimes the golf score was not exactly accurate! | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
955 | Don’t suppose you saw a golf ball pass by? | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
956 | I said I wouldn’t be caught dead in these pants—but I guess I was. | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
957 | You do realize that it's after Labor Day. | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
958 | Death, be not loud | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
959 | Yes, I know I’ve had a checkered past. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
960 | You of all people should know that I'm colorblind! | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
961 | No, no, my PAST wasn't checkered... | 1.3174 | 0.04659 | 167 | 126 | 29 | 12 |
962 | Yes sir. I promise I’ll change. | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
963 | I lost a bet.” | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
964 | Appropriate attire is required. | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
965 | Oh no! Not with those pants. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
966 | Nobody told me there was a dress code. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
967 | Ironically, I've never felt more alive than when I'm wearing these pants | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
968 | They may have gotten you into Princeton, but those pants will NOT get you into Heaven! | 1.3167 | 0.04277 | 180 | 133 | 37 | 10 |
969 | Lose the pants and we'll talk... | 1.3165 | 0.04793 | 139 | 102 | 30 | 7 |
970 | I don't think I appreciate your attitude | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
971 | The problem is your checkered past, not your checkered pants | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
972 | I’d like a 10 a. m. tee time. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
973 | Surely I get some brownie points for wearing this gift from my kids. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
974 | These are my good-luck pants. | 1.3162 | 0.04633 | 136 | 98 | 33 | 5 |
975 | Maybe, but if you ask me, eternity in these pants is going to be hell. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
976 | Well, I have what I like to call a 'fun side' | 1.3158 | 0.04574 | 133 | 95 | 34 | 4 |
977 | Hole eight was a killer. | 1.3158 | 0.04697 | 133 | 96 | 32 | 5 |
978 | Casual Friday...sorry | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
979 | We don’t offer mulligans. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
980 | Sorry, you need a jacket and tie. . . | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
981 | Delighted to see you Mr Rubik. | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
982 | Lucky for you, bad taste in clothing is technically not a SIN... | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
983 | Yes, I do play golf. Why do you ask? | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
984 | I hope it's Casual Friday. | 1.3155 | 0.04479 | 168 | 125 | 33 | 10 |
985 | C'mon crimes against fashion? | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
986 | Ok. Yes. I coveted a whole in one. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
987 | Any other indiscretions? | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
988 | The last thing I heard my wife say was 'Are you going out with those pants?' | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
989 | You would have said yes in the 60s. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
990 | She told the undertaker, "At least I'm gonna make him wear them once!" | 1.3153 | 0.06136 | 111 | 87 | 13 | 11 |
991 | I was murdered by the fashion police. | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
992 | It's the shirt, isn't it. | 1.3152 | 0.06545 | 92 | 71 | 13 | 8 |
993 | I hope my taste in clothing won't count against me, Saint Peter. In my defense, I was hit by lightning on the golf course and didn't expect to meet someone of your stature today. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
994 | Looks like your wife finally figured out how to get rid of those pants. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
995 | I was hoping for a Mulligan. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
996 | Where in Hell did you get those pants? | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
997 | I was told casual is fine. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
998 | I bet you're used to seeing pajamas, right? | 1.3148 | 0.04420 | 162 | 119 | 35 | 8 |
999 | I thought your invite said come as you are. | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
1000 | I ordered an Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, but I got these. | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
1001 | And my wife said I would go to Hell if I ever wore these pants. | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1002 | Really, I didn't mean to die in these pants | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
1003 | Even I haven't seen those pants before. | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1004 | Wearing these pants should be enough punishment. | 1.3139 | 0.04720 | 137 | 100 | 31 | 6 |
1005 | Uh...it's after Labor Day? | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
1006 | Does Joseph abide by this dress code, too? | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
1007 | What Password? | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1008 | I think you might enjoy meeting Piet. | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
1009 | No. A dress code? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1010 | On earth I always thought these pants were gray | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1011 | Can I get matching wings? | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
1012 | I worked from home. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
1013 | I have a feeling that I'm not in Kansas anymore. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1014 | Too much? | 1.3130 | 0.04734 | 131 | 95 | 31 | 5 |
1015 | Uh-oh! These are my go to hell pants! | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1016 | Uh, I thought this was going to be a zoom meeting. | 1.3130 | 0.05428 | 131 | 101 | 19 | 11 |
1017 | Table for one. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
1018 | Checking in. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1019 | Should I have worn the matching sweater? | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1020 | Okay sure, but they’re not a sin. | 1.3125 | 0.04738 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
1021 | Bad taste is not a sin. | 1.3125 | 0.04623 | 160 | 120 | 30 | 10 |
1022 | She said she'd kill me if I wore these to her mother's funeral. | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 86 | 17 | 9 |
1023 | I can see how the driver that ran me over got confused at the traffic light. | 1.3125 | 0.05518 | 128 | 99 | 18 | 11 |
1024 | I got hit by a car at the Pride March. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
1025 | I was told it would be black tie optional | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1026 | Did Satan put you up to this? | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1027 | I have checkered pants not past! | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1028 | Thank God, I've been in purgatory since the 80s | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1029 | Isn't saving anyone else from having to wear it a 'good deed' enough? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1030 | It appears your family got the last laugh. | 1.3116 | 0.04802 | 138 | 102 | 29 | 7 |
1031 | What? They're my pickleball pants. | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
1032 | The coat was a hit, the pants… | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
1033 | No one here has seen your ball either. | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
1034 | This is Heaven, not a country club! | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
1035 | Surely, you can’t expect to meet him in those pants. | 1.3111 | 0.04518 | 135 | 97 | 34 | 4 |
1036 | I’m looking for more pizazz in the afterlife. | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
1037 | Check again under “Never married.” | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1038 | I didn't think I would be here today. May I go back and change into a suit and tie? | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
1039 | I was on the back nine. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1040 | I saw them in the stained glass window and just had to have them. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1041 | My wife thinks it’s funny. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1042 | I was the first to be sentenced under President Anna Wintour’s three strikes policy. | 1.3106 | 0.05392 | 132 | 102 | 19 | 11 |
1043 | My departed wife has the matching top. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
1044 | I died in my sleep. | 1.3103 | 0.05797 | 116 | 90 | 16 | 10 |
1045 | Dress code? Seriously?! | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
1046 | I was his second favorite son. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1047 | Yes, looking back, I now realize that it was an egregious mistake -- but can you cut me some slacks? | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
1048 | Don’t worry, we have you listed as being colorblind. | 1.3103 | 0.05797 | 116 | 90 | 16 | 10 |
1049 | Judge all you want, but I always dress for comfort. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1050 | OMG! I can't remember why I came up here... | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1051 | Who are you to judge? Ok. Got it. | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
1052 | I was just about to shoot par. | 1.3101 | 0.04643 | 129 | 93 | 32 | 4 |
1053 | Sadly, I also can't golf. | 1.3101 | 0.05369 | 129 | 99 | 20 | 10 |
1054 | Turns out it's a bad idea to play golf in a thunderstorm. | 1.3101 | 0.05255 | 129 | 98 | 22 | 9 |
1055 | Sorry, thanks to DeSantis, we're not taking Floridians this year. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
1056 | Really?! And what makes you "The Authority" on fashion? | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1057 | I was told to wear these even if it killed me. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1058 | What do you mean it’s a sin to look this good? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1059 | What? I work from home. | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
1060 | What in God's name are you wearing? | 1.3093 | 0.06448 | 97 | 76 | 12 | 9 |
1061 | Sorry, but the rules are black and white. | 1.3092 | 0.04499 | 152 | 112 | 33 | 7 |
1062 | Mondrian has been looking for those pants. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1063 | My wife insisted I could take them with me. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1064 | They're amazing technicolor dreampants. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1065 | In my defense, they were a gift. | 1.3089 | 0.04708 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1066 | You’re not making it easy for me, Fred. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1067 | To be fair, I died in the privacy of my own home. | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
1068 | My wife made the reservation. | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
1069 | I thought a bit of color might relieve the tension. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
1070 | We’ll your wife was right…not a chance! | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1071 | I was a country club Republican. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1072 | Yes,I was on the thirteenth fairway when lightening struck. | 1.3083 | 0.04552 | 120 | 85 | 33 | 2 |
1073 | I refuse to re-pant. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1074 | Then my wife said,"Would it kill you to wear something more colorful." | 1.3083 | 0.04735 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
1075 | I see you got Joseph's memo.... | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
1076 | Tell Joseph I'm here, he knows me. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1077 | Don't make me wear these for all eternity. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1078 | I don't know, I thought the traffic would stop. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1079 | Fashion faux pas sinners need to report to cloud 9 for evaluation. | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1080 | Sorry, we have a dress code here. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1081 | What, you have a dress code? | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1082 | She was serious when she said it would be the last time I wore these. | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1083 | I was told that every day is Casual Friday up here. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1084 | See? Dead men CAN wear plaid; Martin & Reiner were WRONG! | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1085 | I have to let you in -- hell has a dress code | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1086 | Sorry, but I can’t hear you. Your pants are too loud.” | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1087 | Have you seen a little white ball go by? | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
1088 | Stuart made it to heaven, despite his checkered pants. | 1.3066 | 0.05340 | 137 | 107 | 18 | 12 |
1089 | My golf partner lost his temper and here I am! | 1.3063 | 0.05005 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1090 | The guy said, ' Your pants or your life! ' | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1091 | Duuude | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1092 | Can I still play through ? | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
1093 | This is what you get when you don't give advance notice. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1094 | My mom only told me clean underwear | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1095 | I dress for comfort, not for Judgement Day. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1096 | If I’d known today was the day, I would have worn khakis. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1097 | I didn't say I had a checkered past... | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1098 | Guess I just couldn’t leave my checkered past behind. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1099 | Judgement day? My wife says I have no judgement. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1100 | Peter, are we out of the white pajama bottoms? I mean…what the hell? | 1.3052 | 0.04816 | 154 | 118 | 25 | 11 |
1101 | I died on a Zoom call. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
1102 | I’m sure my lawyer will be here any minute. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
1103 | Did you call ahead or use the app? | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
1104 | Is all white a strict dress code? | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
1105 | My brother will be here shortly. You can't miss him. | 1.3050 | 0.04381 | 141 | 102 | 35 | 4 |
1106 | You’re not the fashion police. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1107 | Sorry, we're only admitting people with untucked shirts. | 1.3047 | 0.05029 | 128 | 96 | 25 | 7 |
1108 | Sorry, we have a noise ordinance up here and buddy, those pants are just too loud. | 1.3047 | 0.05384 | 128 | 99 | 19 | 10 |
1109 | “What do you mean, dead men don’t wear plaid? | 1.3046 | 0.04791 | 151 | 115 | 26 | 10 |
1110 | This uniform’s a bit different than I expected. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1111 | I lost the matching jacket on a trip to Egypt. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
1112 | In hindsight, wearing these to the running of the bulls was a miscalculation. | 1.3040 | 0.05591 | 125 | 98 | 16 | 11 |
1113 | In my defense...the devil made me do it. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1114 | I'm Rubik. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1115 | To hell with taste! | 1.3038 | 0.04811 | 158 | 122 | 24 | 12 |
1116 | Come on, Peter, even you can't deny these will liven up the place. | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
1117 | This is unexpected. Someone told me I'd be going to Fashion Hell. | 1.3036 | 0.04448 | 168 | 127 | 31 | 10 |
1118 | Yeah, yeah...checkmate...very funny | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1119 | No. Those pants were a hell of a choice | 1.3034 | 0.04727 | 145 | 109 | 28 | 8 |
1120 | They said “come as you are” and I was golfing. | 1.3032 | 0.04281 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1121 | but it was fine when joseph wore his technicolor dreamcoat | 1.3032 | 0.04789 | 155 | 119 | 25 | 11 |
1122 | Well, my grandkids loved them! | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1123 | My bag of golf clubs got lost in transport? | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1124 | If Joseph and his dreamcoat can get in, then so should Alan and his polychrome pants." | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1125 | Please...no one would let me wear them down there | 1.3028 | 0.04792 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
1126 | Oh golly, I thought I'd found myself at the NY library. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1127 | I can let you in,but you will be wearing those pants for all eternity. | 1.3028 | 0.04878 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1128 | I knew I'd be judged for who I was, not what I wore. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1129 | I lost the coat. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1130 | Trust me, it's a typo. It's only my pants that are checkered. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1131 | I’ve moved beyond my checkered past. | 1.3026 | 0.04382 | 152 | 112 | 34 | 6 |
1132 | I wore these to church every Sunday. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1133 | I never told my wife I actually hated these trousers she made for me so she buried me in them. | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1134 | Do fashion offenses count? | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1135 | I'm afraid I've already been judged today. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
1136 | Have you seen my dream coat? | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1137 | Golf course, three clouds down. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1138 | What do you mean, dress code? | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
1139 | One too many jokes about my partner’s putting. | 1.3020 | 0.04437 | 149 | 110 | 33 | 6 |
1140 | No, I don't have a checkered past. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
1141 | Sorry, but golf is the Devil's creation. Next! | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1142 | I'd just prefer to keep them is all. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1143 | Can't touch this. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1144 | Just write: "He golfed." | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1145 | Well that doesn't seem fair. What If I agree to change my pants? | 1.3017 | 0.04931 | 116 | 85 | 27 | 4 |
1146 | I got the memo. | 1.3017 | 0.04931 | 116 | 85 | 27 | 4 |
1147 | I was told no pleats, no cut offs, no bell bottoms ... | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1148 | This isn’t a Walmart. | 1.3017 | 0.05640 | 116 | 90 | 17 | 9 |
1149 | It's wash day. | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
1150 | At least I never wore white after Labor Day | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
1151 | My wife dressed me. | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
1152 | The 9th hole is murder | 1.3013 | 0.04933 | 156 | 122 | 21 | 13 |
1153 | Unfortunately, I did it my way | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1154 | I was aiming for a White Anglo-Saxon Penitent aesthetic. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1155 | What are you? Fashion police? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1156 | The last thing I remember was my wife saying, "I wouldn't be caught dead in those pants!" | 1.3009 | 0.05606 | 113 | 87 | 18 | 8 |
1157 | I thought I'd look festive. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1158 | Do you have a Loaner Jacket? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1159 | I did it my way. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1160 | There isn’t a dress code but you’re pushing it.. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1161 | Your place here will be next to Captian Underpants. | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1162 | Now?! I was 4 under par on the 18th hole. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1163 | They’re that unforgivable? | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1164 | I’m afraid that you’ll have to wait to get in until the rest of your foursome arrives. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1165 | That's just what the horned guy said. "No way in hell" | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1166 | As I understand it, it's only a venial sin. | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
1167 | So, about those words I used just after I missed that last putt... | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1168 | Christian Dior. Why do you ask? | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1169 | You’ll have to borrow one of our jackets to be seated. | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
1170 | My wife kept the matching handbag. | 1.2994 | 0.04290 | 167 | 125 | 34 | 8 |
1171 | You mean you count Taste? | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1172 | I'm here to collect my jacket. A multicoloured houndstooth. The name's Joseph. | 1.2993 | 0.05320 | 137 | 108 | 17 | 12 |
1173 | So, I am okay to enter but not with these pants? | 1.2992 | 0.04784 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 5 |
1174 | Joseph,where’s the coat? | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1175 | I call them my technicolor dream pants. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1176 | Waddya mean, no golfers? | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1177 | I have a reservation | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1178 | I acknowledge I've led a checkered past. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1179 | My sins are not black and white either. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
1180 | I thought there might be some golf. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 8 |
1181 | Any chance I can get a mulligan? | 1.2982 | 0.04814 | 114 | 83 | 28 | 3 |
1182 | Now that I have your attention... | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1183 | I mean, yeah, these pants might be pretty awful, but they're not a sin, right? | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
1184 | Uh… No. | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1185 | I thought they said you had a "checkered past," not "checkered pants." | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1186 | Sorry we don’t accept golfers. | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
1187 | I was in the crosswalk, and somehow traffic got confused. | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1188 | Reservations for Smith | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1189 | What kind of Heaven doesn't observe Casual Friday? | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1190 | I've been in limbo wondering whether or not to wear these. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1191 | But I don’t idolize them, I swear. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1192 | It's a long story. Got time? | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1193 | I swore I’d never get caught dead in these pants, go figure. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1194 | Look,I wanted to go out in style. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1195 | So I thought gold, frankincense and mirth. Right? So I went with mirth. | 1.2973 | 0.05808 | 111 | 87 | 15 | 9 |
1196 | I'm Protestant. May I still enter? | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1197 | To hell with fashion! | 1.2971 | 0.05185 | 138 | 108 | 19 | 11 |
1198 | My name is Joseph and my brothers short-changed me. | 1.2971 | 0.04413 | 138 | 101 | 33 | 4 |
1199 | Gift or not, you’re the one who chose to wear them | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1200 | I can't wear a gown, that would look ridiculous. | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
1201 | I had a hat. | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1202 | I think I’ll fit in here. | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
1203 | Sorry, I didn't know you had a dress code. | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
1204 | Sorry, but a monochrome heaven wasn't my idea of an afterlife. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1205 | No plaid after Judgement Day? | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1206 | Well yes, I have had a checkered past. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1207 | Go home and change first. | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1208 | No, you can't go back to Earth to change your pants. | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1209 | I was under the impression it was come as you are. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1210 | Oh yes you CAN be judged for sartorial choices! | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1211 | Are my parents in there? Told them it was a bad idea to go to prep school | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1212 | Does the Gap Heaven carry those pants? | 1.2963 | 0.04652 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1213 | Your trousers are "nice" as hell... | 1.2963 | 0.04790 | 108 | 78 | 28 | 2 |
1214 | My mother, why? | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
1215 | I can’t seem to get rid of my colorful past… | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1216 | We already know about your checkered past. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1217 | So...when she said "You can't wear those to the dinner," you said "Watch me!" | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
1218 | We do forgive a checkered past | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1219 | I know you're omniscient but I just want to reiterate that they were made from eco-friendly materials. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1220 | Joseph, it was dream coat, not pants! | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1221 | Let me guess, you died in your sleep. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1222 | So you're gonna send me to hell for these pants. huh? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1223 | I'm afraid you've forced us to add Aesthetic Negligence as the 8th Deadly Sin. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1224 | If you have cherubim and seraphim here surely you can make room for a harlequin? | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1225 | I was working from home when I died. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1226 | Despite appearances I'm one of the meek and I now expect to inherit. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
1227 | You haven’t seen an amazing, technicolor, dream coat, laying around, have you? | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
1228 | Really, this is my biggest sin. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1229 | Yes, I knew it was after Labor Day. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1230 | I didn’t think I’d be judged on this part. | 1.2957 | 0.04449 | 115 | 82 | 32 | 1 |
1231 | Just returning Joseph's pants. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1232 | In case I get tossed out, these are Parachute Pants. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1233 | They said go big or go home | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1234 | I heard I needed proof I was an Episcopalian | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1235 | I know,I know,my wife said the same thing | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1236 | But it’s from Lord & Tailored. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1237 | Are you playing with a foursome or on your own? | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1238 | Where do I queue to see the Queen? | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
1239 | True, St. Peter, but I never wore a plastic belt. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1240 | You're not the Wizard, are you! | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1241 | I was hoping you had the day off. | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1242 | I’ll be damned. No one ever told me looking good was a sin. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1243 | I did say I would rather be dead than to be caught in these. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1244 | It was supposedly meant to be a short, open casket joke, not an eternal one. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1245 | You thought "fashion crime" was only a metaphor? | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1246 | I just assumed there would be a golf course. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1247 | I came all this way to find out there's a dress code to get in? | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1248 | We have relaxed our dress codes, but I still don't think you will get in. | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
1249 | Exodus 28:42 says linen breeches to cover our nakedness. It doesn't say they have to be boring colors. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1250 | Do these pants make my spirit look fat? | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
1251 | OK? Really, God accepts plaid? | 1.2945 | 0.04255 | 146 | 107 | 35 | 4 |
1252 | I was not a golfer, but I was golf curious. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1253 | For God'sake, do you have another pair of pants? | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1254 | Any chance I'm early? I'd like to change my pants first. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1255 | I've got the 1:00 tee-time. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1256 | I know, but they wouldn't take me. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1257 | There’s a dress code?? | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1258 | And then when we tied on the 18th my wife said “honey, why don’t we play sudden death?” | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1259 | Sorry, but you caught me on the back nine. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1260 | I didn't think I needed a tie. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1261 | I wasn't sure what color went with pearly gates. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1262 | Yes, you're on the list, but the pants need to go -- | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1263 | Surely crimes against fashion and good taste don't count?... | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1264 | Must I live with these pants for eternity? | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
1265 | It's ironic that I got hit at a stoplight. | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1266 | If I had to do it all over, I’d get the matching shirt. | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1267 | But the salesperson insisted these pants were heavenly. | 1.2937 | 0.05294 | 126 | 98 | 19 | 9 |
1268 | Where I come from we have nine judges. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1269 | I didn't know there was a dress code. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1270 | They told me you’d be color blind. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1271 | Oh, it's you. Again, no change of pants, no service. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1272 | Sorry. Some fashion choices are just unforgivable. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1273 | I went into a coma in the 80's. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1274 | I was only on the 16th Tee | 1.2931 | 0.05745 | 116 | 92 | 14 | 10 |
1275 | Beau Brummell will be thrilled to finally have a friend. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1276 | They're from the Joseph Collection over at Lord & Tailor. | 1.2931 | 0.05874 | 116 | 93 | 12 | 11 |
1277 | I see you've made a lot of bad choices... | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1278 | My wife told me that if I kept wearing these pants she'd smother me to death with a pillow. Well, here I am. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1279 | Achem…. Oh great wise one….do you think Lily Pulitzer works for men, too? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1280 | Normally I wouldn’t be seen dead wearing these | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1281 | My undertaker was a frenemy of mine. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1282 | Sorry, I was really expecting this to happen over video chat. | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1283 | I am a puzzlement unto myself | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1284 | Excuse me, sir. for some reason, I went to Hell first. | 1.2925 | 0.04340 | 147 | 109 | 33 | 5 |
1285 | Technicolor dreamcoat, not pants! | 1.2925 | 0.04827 | 106 | 77 | 27 | 2 |
1286 | The shirt is to impress you and the pants were in case the shirt didn't help | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1287 | Let me guess, it was the pants? | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1288 | At least my lucky pants got me into heaven. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1289 | Are you sure that's a commandment? | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1290 | I heard it wouldn't matter. The word was you were color blind. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1291 | Yes, it's heaven but we still have standards. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1292 | They were a gift from my wife. I wore them in public. Shouldn't I qualify for sainthood? | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1293 | Only God can judge me. | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
1294 | No worries, I get it. | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
1295 | Not with those pants you aren’t. | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
1296 | Well, maybe I'm not a big fan of your outfit, either, God... | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1297 | Yeah, well you need a hair cut and a shave. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1298 | The changing room is on the left. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1299 | I always said if I could play golf every day, it would be like I died and went to heaven. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1300 | Look under, "Clown, Chuckles". | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1301 | If someone says they don’t like my pants, can I still tell them to go to Hell? | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1302 | You haven't seen a small white ball anywhere, have you? | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
1303 | Don’t be fooled by the pants. I can learn to adapt. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1304 | Forgive me this sin. My wife picked them out. | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
1305 | I'm hoping you have a golf course. | 1.2913 | 0.04487 | 127 | 93 | 31 | 3 |
1306 | Well, they weren’t a sin on Zoom. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
1307 | …and totally misjudged the stoplight. Did I mention I’m colorblind? | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
1308 | It's not the pants I have an issue with . . . it's the crocs. | 1.2913 | 0.05955 | 103 | 81 | 14 | 8 |
1309 | My mother-in-law ... | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1310 | My apologies, I don’t happen to know any Josephs. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1311 | They’re my Amazing Technicolor Dreamjammies. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1312 | Congratulations, you are the first quilter today | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1313 | Is it true that only you can hit a one-iron? | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1314 | No, I was never a Picasso fan. More of a Rubik cubist | 1.2910 | 0.04657 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
1315 | The Bible doesn't say that they're a deadly sin. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1316 | Welcome to heaven. Hmm, no social media accounts? You may come in. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1317 | You'll never guess where I died. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1318 | Somebody else got the coat of many colors. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1319 | I would have preferred if it was before I bogeyed the 11th hole. | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1320 | Those pants are a sin I cannot forgive | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1321 | My apologies - but we've already met our quota for golfers. | 1.2908 | 0.04884 | 141 | 109 | 23 | 9 |
1322 | Sorry we aren't judging pants today. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
1323 | How did you get out of purgatory wearing those? | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1324 | In Hell? Wearing these? They’ll eat me alive! | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1325 | Where’s Mondrian? | 1.2906 | 0.05829 | 117 | 94 | 12 | 11 |
1326 | I don't see a 'Mr. Fancy Pants' anywhere here on this list. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1327 | Are fashion crimes venial or mortal sins? | 1.2903 | 0.06411 | 93 | 74 | 11 | 8 |
1328 | I’ll need my good luck pants. | 1.2903 | 0.04387 | 155 | 117 | 31 | 7 |
1329 | I see it was laundry day. | 1.2903 | 0.05092 | 124 | 95 | 22 | 7 |
1330 | And who are YOU wearing? | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1331 | Okay, yes, I was a sinner. But, that's all in my checkered past. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1332 | It says here you have a very checkered past. | 1.2901 | 0.04125 | 131 | 94 | 36 | 1 |
1333 | Most people would never be caught dead in pants like that! | 1.2901 | 0.05252 | 131 | 103 | 18 | 10 |
1334 | Where can I rent some clubs? | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
1335 | Those pants aren't your biggest sin. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1336 | And how do you plaid? | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
1337 | I thought the pants of many colors might improve my chances. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1338 | You see a Titleist 3? | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1339 | With an outfit like that heaven can wait | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1340 | 'my wife said she'd kill me if I wore these to dinner again' | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1341 | Honest. I didn't know they were called 'go-to-hell' pants. | 1.2895 | 0.04699 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1342 | I'm not believing the "they were a Christmas gift" excuse. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1343 | I'm sorry. Some sins are unforgivable. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1344 | I was just hoping to play through. | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1345 | Can you let Joseph know I'm finally here with his pants. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1346 | I wanted to fit in with the loud trumpets. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1347 | So you’re not letting me in because I’m colored? | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1348 | No, you may not play through” | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1349 | Oh, so heaven doesn't have casual Friday's huh | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1350 | I said 'I have a Czech past'. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1351 | So who are you? The fashion police. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1352 | So, did I pick a bad day to wear my "go to hell" pants, or what? | 1.2885 | 0.04668 | 104 | 75 | 28 | 1 |
1353 | Whdya mean you have a dress code in heaven? I was a clown on earth! | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1354 | Yes, they're in bad taste, but not sinfully so. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1355 | Sure, but you're not asking about all the tax fraud, so my plan is working. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1356 | I thought it would be business casual? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1357 | Joseph got in with a “coat” of many colors. These will get you into a senior golf event. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1358 | Dress code in heaven strictly enforced. You must RE-PANT and sin no more. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1359 | Forgiveness for a checkered past, not checkered pants! | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1360 | I knew I would have to answer for my past, and these are my only fireproof pants. | 1.2881 | 0.05529 | 118 | 93 | 16 | 9 |
1361 | Did you really get those on sale? | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1362 | Whence Waldo? | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1363 | Does originality count for anything? | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
1364 | You met Joseph earlier--he had the coat. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1365 | Yeah, we know. You're on the Board at Choate. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1366 | On the one hand, you've given millions to charities. On the other, there's the plaid . . . | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1367 | You look surprised. Is it the pants? | 1.2879 | 0.04503 | 132 | 98 | 30 | 4 |
1368 | Why are you sending me to Purgatory? | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1369 | My pastor never mentioned anything about a dress code. | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
1370 | So, I didn't tip my Caddy! | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1371 | Did my lucky ball ever make it up here? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1372 | My mother made them. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1373 | You can take the elevator down to visit your tailor. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1374 | There are eight deadly sins. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1375 | Carts or caddies up here? | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1376 | It's me--Joseph. I lost the matching dreamcoat. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1377 | On the plus side, I ended at four under par | 1.2870 | 0.05742 | 108 | 85 | 15 | 8 |
1378 | Well, at least we'll be able to keep track of you in here. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1379 | Um, this is awkward. It was laundry day. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1380 | What do you mean by: "eternal life or the pants"? | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1381 | Is there golf | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1382 | It's spelling P-i-e-t M-o-n-d-r-i-a-n. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1383 | I didn’t think New Yorker cartoons were in colour either, but here we are… | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1384 | I assumed everyone in heaven would be dressed like it's the 70s. | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
1385 | Sorry, this is Cloud Nine. You are looking for the back nine. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1386 | Who in God's name was your mortician? | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1387 | Why do you have to be so judgy?" | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1388 | Joseph had a coat of many colors so I thought..... | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1389 | You're telling me I can't come in wearing my " Go To Hell " pants ? | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1390 | Well, to be completely honest, you're lucky that fashion crimes don't count. | 1.2867 | 0.04667 | 150 | 116 | 25 | 9 |
1391 | My wife liked to quilt, what can I say? | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1392 | No, I already told you my name is not 'SpongeBob'. | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1393 | Actually, they got a lot of compliments. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1394 | Don't tell me. You died while playing golf. | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1395 | Looks like my devil-may-care attitude worked out! | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1396 | I just discovered an eighth deadly sin. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1397 | But Donald Trump told me that my Mar-a-Lago Golf Club membership opened the doors for me everywhere. | 1.2857 | 0.06497 | 91 | 73 | 10 | 8 |
1398 | No gates, huh? Yeah, this makes sense. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1399 | No, Sir, these are not golf pants. These are ‘Sticky Notes’ my wife slapped on me when I left the house | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1400 | And what lesson did you take away from color theory class? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1401 | I brought them for Joseph. Turns out we're the same size. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1402 | Sorry. No one told me there was a dress code. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1403 | Joe has my coat. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1404 | Apparently, these are considered "gang colors" in Clown Town. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1405 | I wasn't ready... | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1406 | I lost my coat of many colors, but I was hoping I could get in with just the pants. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
1407 | Nobody ever said anything about a dress code! | 1.2857 | 0.04344 | 126 | 92 | 32 | 2 |
1408 | What can I say, they were on sale. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1409 | The coat was taken, but I'm still your man | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1410 | I was struck by lightning on the 13th tee. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1411 | They're not as loud as your harps, I can tell you that. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1412 | I admit that I've had a checkered past. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1413 | Can't let you in wearing those pants. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
1414 | He's gonna love my stained glass pants. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1415 | Think of it as my shout out to that rainbow thing thou did. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1416 | Judge a man not by the color of his pants, but by the content of his character | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1417 | Lucky for you that I'm not with the Fashion Police. | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
1418 | It's not just a black and white issue, Lord. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1419 | Tell Joseph I've brought him the bottom half of his suit. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
1420 | Struck by lightening on the golf course. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
1421 | Prioritize, my child! Checkered past or checkered pants? | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1422 | That’s one hell of a pair of pants. I think you might be in the wrong place. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1423 | Black tie only. | 1.2846 | 0.04548 | 123 | 91 | 29 | 3 |
1424 | Sticks and stones, Pete. Sticks and stones. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1425 | Do you allow walk-ons, or is this a members-only club? | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1426 | Not in those pants, you’re not. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1427 | Mr. Mondrian is going to be upset | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1428 | Wait a minute! I see you have a checkered past! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1429 | Sure, why not. You should have seen the last guy. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1430 | Actually, I'm more worried about my checkered past. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1431 | You must be my new caddy. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1432 | I'm afraid "golf" is no excuse. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1433 | Could never solve that cube and now it’s with me forever. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1434 | Joseph said to deliver these personally. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1435 | Wait, since when is a faux pas a sin? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1436 | What's THAT supposed to mean - "the devil is in the details"? | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1437 | Here in heaven, we frown upon lawyers who've had a checkered past! | 1.2836 | 0.05148 | 134 | 106 | 18 | 10 |
1438 | Yes but I golf on Sundays | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1439 | At least I'm not wearing tassel loafers. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1440 | Judge me not by the color of my pants, but by the content of my character. | 1.2835 | 0.05465 | 127 | 102 | 14 | 11 |
1441 | I'm not going to be the only one. That tornado you sent went right through our company golf tournament. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1442 | Sorry, golf is really more of a hell thing. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1443 | Could’ve been worse. At least I wasn’t found on the toilet. | 1.2833 | 0.04457 | 120 | 88 | 30 | 2 |
1444 | Yes, the pants are cool, but matching wings would be too much. | 1.2833 | 0.05447 | 120 | 95 | 16 | 9 |
1445 | A stroke on a golf course… I get it… but I still don’t think it’s funny. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1446 | My name's Joe and these are my pants of many colors. | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
1447 | I think my ball landed somewhere over here. Ironically, it was a hell of a slice. | 1.2833 | 0.05317 | 120 | 94 | 18 | 8 |
1448 | Unexpected accident, no time to change | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1449 | This is the first time we have not been able to forgive a sin. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1450 | The Queen was able to pick just one color ... | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1451 | I thought this was going to be on Zoom. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
1452 | So no golf? | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1453 | You mean I can't be cool in Heaven? | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1454 | The label promised a heavenly fit. | 1.2832 | 0.04527 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
1455 | Hmm, let me guess. Struck by lightning at the golf course? | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1456 | It's stained glass window couture. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1457 | Are you the starter? I’ve got an 8:20 tee time. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1458 | No one ever said anything about a dress code to me! | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1459 | So you're telling me a fashion sin is still a sin? I want to talk to a manager. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1460 | Sorry, we have a dress code here. Go to hell. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1461 | Welcome. We need to talk about your shirt. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1462 | I hope heaven doesn’t have a dress code. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1463 | Welcome to Hell. The golf course is on your right. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1464 | If you send me back, I'll bring you a pair. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1465 | Ok, fine. I'll give you 'Crime against fashion'. But is it really a sin? | 1.2826 | 0.04239 | 138 | 102 | 33 | 3 |
1466 | You'll need a matching tie. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1467 | Lightning, while golfing. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1468 | I'm looking for Joseph - he's got my sports jacket." | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1469 | It's your fault! I lost a bet about your existence! | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1470 | Do you mind if I just walk through? | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1471 | Anna Wintour carries a gun" | 1.2823 | 0.05317 | 124 | 98 | 17 | 9 |
1472 | So plaid will be in for eternity?” | 1.2823 | 0.04589 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1473 | Just because they were on sale doesn’t mean you had to buy them | 1.2823 | 0.05439 | 124 | 99 | 15 | 10 |
1474 | In my defense, Jacob had a coat of many colors. | 1.2821 | 0.04529 | 156 | 121 | 26 | 9 |
1475 | No we don’t take walk-ins in the main room but I do have a table for one in limbo. | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
1476 | I know, I know, I should have worn a mask. | 1.2821 | 0.05543 | 117 | 93 | 15 | 9 |
1477 | My early life was really quite boring so I believe that is likely a typo. I assume it should read, “Toward the end of his life Dale was known for his checkered PANTS.” | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1478 | But I was told plaid is a 'go anywhere' look. | 1.2821 | 0.05543 | 117 | 93 | 15 | 9 |
1479 | I'm worried they'll clash with the wings. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1480 | Yes, I am a card-carrying WASP. What gave it away? | 1.2819 | 0.04268 | 149 | 112 | 32 | 5 |
1481 | I call it the Day Of Astonishment. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1482 | Can you tell Joseph his tailor is here? | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1483 | I said I needed help with my checkered PAST. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1484 | God damn it! I was 2 strokes ahead when I got the stroke. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1485 | I’m sorry, but a crime of fashion is taken quite seriously up here. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1486 | My golf scorecard isn’t that great, either. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1487 | What was Commandment 6 again? | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1488 | Would He buy that I was just making a Dad joke? | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1489 | I took a chance with the pants because I don't believe in a jealous God. | 1.2815 | 0.05114 | 135 | 107 | 18 | 10 |
1490 | Madras didn't work on Earth, nor does it in heavens. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1491 | At the time I got them just for the hell of it. | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1492 | I'm Bob with the Amazing Technicolor Dream pants. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1493 | But they distract from my baldness. | 1.2812 | 0.05195 | 128 | 101 | 18 | 9 |
1494 | I saw the thunderstorm coming but I was about to break par and win twenty dollars from my brother. | 1.2812 | 0.05195 | 128 | 101 | 18 | 9 |
1495 | Sorry Saint Peter, but it’s Wednesday and I have a tee time in 15 minutes. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1496 | Would you ask Joseph if I might borrow his coat? | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1497 | You’re saying my checkered pants have finally caught up with me? | 1.2812 | 0.04845 | 96 | 70 | 25 | 1 |
1498 | I can see now that I’ve been a clown. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1499 | oh, cut it out. have you seen what the Pope wears? | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1500 | I'm sorry but I did not have time to change on the golf course. | 1.2810 | 0.05407 | 121 | 96 | 16 | 9 |
1501 | I can't forgive those pants. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1502 | They said we could wear whatever made us happy—“ “Whatever makes ME happy. Now go change | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
1503 | Is Joseph home? I think he has my jacket. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1504 | No one mentioned the dress code. | 1.2808 | 0.04319 | 146 | 110 | 31 | 5 |
1505 | You go crazy once in your life and this is what happens? | 1.2808 | 0.04835 | 146 | 115 | 21 | 10 |
1506 | Please look again. It's Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreampants. | 1.2808 | 0.04319 | 146 | 110 | 31 | 5 |
1507 | At least my seven iron survived the lightning. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1508 | Well, I was hoping just to play through. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1509 | I thought wearing dead stock would be appropriate. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1510 | Yeah,well,if I had known this morning I would be spending all of eternity in these,I wouldn't have been so bold. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1511 | Someone told me that only God knows where my ball ended up . By the way, it was a Wilson 3. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1512 | Fashion hell is to your right. | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
1513 | I’m sorry about Joseph’s coat. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1514 | I started in Purgatory in 1976 | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1515 | Sorry, but jackets are required here. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1516 | So, what you’re saying is: it’s not the fact that my slice killed my caddie, it’s the pants. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1517 | I'm Mr Rubik? | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
1518 | But you liked Joseph's coat, right?. | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
1519 | It's Purgatory for you until you realize what's wrong with those pants. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1520 | Those pants definitely belong in hell. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1521 | Apparently it was a bit too loud for hell. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1522 | Well, I WAS going to let you in. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1523 | Give us our John Daly bread. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1524 | But, you have to give me credit for shopping at Goodwill. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1525 | He sent me right back up here, not even a chuckle. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1526 | I'm looking for Rodney Dangerfield | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
1527 | I’m just not a pastel kind of guy | 1.2793 | 0.04645 | 111 | 82 | 27 | 2 |
1528 | I just never had the guts to wear these down there. | 1.2793 | 0.05889 | 111 | 90 | 11 | 10 |
1529 | Don't be so judgmental. | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1530 | When did it dawn on you that life is no circus? | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1531 | Not a chance. | 1.2791 | 0.05041 | 129 | 101 | 20 | 8 |
1532 | No worries. You should see what I'm wearing. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1533 | Sorry. Those pants are a mortal sin. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1534 | Yeah I know, a bit gaudy. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1535 | Why when I was looking at a four foot eagle putt? | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1536 | But I heard there was no accounting for taste | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1537 | Do I get any credit for the pants? I bought them at a Good Will. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1538 | I apologize for the frustration my cube caused. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1539 | The heavenly printer is low on ink. | 1.2787 | 0.05367 | 122 | 97 | 16 | 9 |
1540 | You would be Joseph and his Pants of Many Colors? | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1541 | OK, one free point for the whimsical pants. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1542 | Does Joseph want his amazing technicolor dreampants back? | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1543 | I should've worn shorts. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1544 | We only do grey around here. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1545 | Long story, but I died in a clown school dressing room. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1546 | You can't go in wearing those pants. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1547 | ... and I thought she was exaggerating when she said they were a sin. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1548 | I felt like I needed to make a statement. | 1.2783 | 0.04375 | 115 | 84 | 30 | 1 |
1549 | I was trying to differentiate myself. I knew the Devil Wears Prada. | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1550 | It’s Vintage. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1551 | I see you’re checkering in… | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1552 | I figured you guys like stained glass, so... | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1553 | You can stay, but the pants gotta go. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1554 | When you know you're going to Hell so you just don't care anymore | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1555 | Do you have a bathroom? | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1556 | Nope. You go straight to Hell. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1557 | C'mon, Pete. Clearly I'm dressed for an eternity of leisure. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1558 | I can forgive everything but those pants. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1559 | Are my pants going to present a problem? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1560 | I can’t say I’m really surprised. I was also too cool for school. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1561 | Did I take the road less traveled | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1562 | I'm a member | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1563 | Well, if you would give me an hour back on Earth, I could change them and come back. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1564 | No need to be so judgmental about my pants | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
1565 | Bud Collins has been waiting for you to arrive. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1566 | Actually, they're not pants. This is all that was left of my parachute. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1567 | It's my own version of Dress for Success. Whaddya think? | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1568 | Satan said 'Hard pass!' | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1569 | They wouldn't let me in down there. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1570 | don't hate the playa | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1571 | Where’s the pro-shop? | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1572 | I wasn't sure if I should wear a tie, but nothing matched. | 1.2769 | 0.05006 | 130 | 102 | 20 | 8 |
1573 | And just who are you to sit in judgment of my plaid pants? | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1574 | I don't know either, bro! | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
1575 | They wouldn't let me bring my clubs. | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1576 | They said, 'Hell,no,not in those trousers.’ | 1.2768 | 0.05702 | 112 | 90 | 13 | 9 |
1577 | I would have changed if I’d known….. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1578 | What do you mean, “It’s me or the pants?” | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1579 | Hey, you would have let Harry Styles in with these. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1580 | I honestly didn’t think a deadly fashion sin would make me end up here. | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
1581 | This is why we needed an 11th commandment. | 1.2766 | 0.04838 | 141 | 111 | 21 | 9 |
1582 | The coat? Joe took it. | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1583 | Will I get wings to match these pants? | 1.2766 | 0.04838 | 141 | 111 | 21 | 9 |
1584 | I'm picking up a judgmental vibe here. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1585 | All togs go to heaven | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1586 | Sorry, but I didn't have time to put on dress slacks. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1587 | Hey, my eyes are up here, Sir. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1588 | I didn't know fashion sins counted. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1589 | You won't let me in because of that? | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1590 | Jackets only? | 1.2762 | 0.05820 | 105 | 84 | 13 | 8 |
1591 | This place could use a little color. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1592 | So maybe I did play golf on an occasional Sunday | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1593 | Have you seen a yellow Titleist? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1594 | In my defense, I got them from Barneys when Barneys was Barneys. | 1.2759 | 0.05556 | 116 | 93 | 14 | 9 |
1595 | if I didn’t take them with me, she was going to burn them | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1596 | Well, first I lost my sense of taste... | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1597 | Last I checked, bad taste wasn’t on the list | 1.2756 | 0.05205 | 127 | 101 | 17 | 9 |
1598 | Here, Bob could not escape his checkered past. | 1.2756 | 0.04427 | 127 | 95 | 29 | 3 |
1599 | I heard lack of good taste was not a “sin.” | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1600 | Lucky for you fashion crimes don't count here. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1601 | I guess I'll find out how lucky these pants really are. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1602 | It's not "come as you are"? | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1603 | Once I got to the nursing home, it was inevitable I would die in my bingo pants. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1604 | I'm sorry Peter, when my wife said these pants were social suicide I didn't know she really meant it. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1605 | Do I have time to go home and change? | 1.2752 | 0.04676 | 109 | 81 | 26 | 2 |
1606 | I can’t seat you until your entire party is here | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1607 | Those are the pants you chose for eternity? | 1.2752 | 0.05662 | 109 | 87 | 14 | 8 |
1608 | And what are you wearing, smarty pants? | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1609 | I wanted to dress to impress. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1610 | You keep track of what we wear too? | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1611 | If I'd known it was today, I wouldn't have worn these pants. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1612 | I thought the line would be longer. | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1613 | No tie, no jacket, no service. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1614 | Well yes, they are called Go to Hell pants. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1615 | I was told, "elegant casual." | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1616 | Those are unforgiveable! | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1617 | I thought dead men don't wear plaid. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1618 | Where do I find the other three golfers of the apocalypse? | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1619 | I've already plead guilty to the fashion police. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1620 | Do not pass go, do not collect $200 | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1621 | Why did you ask if my grandfather was Piet Mondrian? | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1622 | Who knew heaven had a dress code? | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1623 | Yes, my name is Roy G. Biv. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1624 | It was my day off. | 1.2745 | 0.04172 | 153 | 116 | 32 | 5 |
1625 | I dress for the afterlife I want, not the afterlife I have. | 1.2745 | 0.04957 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1626 | Well, can I at least use your restroom? | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
1627 | Sorry,I'm coming from a Zoom meeting. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1628 | Sorry, you have long passed your “best before” date. | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
1629 | I have a tee time. | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
1630 | Colorful, sure — but I wouldn’t go so far as to say checkered. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1631 | I know about your checkered past. | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1632 | They ran out of dreamcoats in my size. | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1633 | Joseph's got nothing on me. | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1634 | What do you mean there are rules about pants up here! | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1635 | Don't take this the wrong way, but can you please take off your pants? | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1636 | I’m dying to know what color pants your wearing. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1637 | Yes, it is about the pants. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1638 | And God identifies this plaid with WHAT clan, excuse me, tribe, with whom He's been feuding for HOW many centuries? | 1.2737 | 0.06427 | 95 | 78 | 8 | 9 |
1639 | I guess you have HOLY water hazards here, hunh ? | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1640 | My wife says it's mortal but I say it's venial. | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1641 | So one minute I'm out at Bedminister playing golf with Trump & next minute I'm here. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1642 | Every time I wore these, my wife said 'Oh, for Heaven's sake. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1643 | Since when is there a dress code? | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1644 | Let me go back and I swear I’ll never wear them again. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1645 | Wrong pants or the wrong place? I | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1646 | My greatest sin is my fashion sense. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1647 | So this isn't the New York Public Library? | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1648 | They were a gift from my ex-wife. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1649 | I hoped my pants of many colors might help my case. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
1650 | Heaven has fashion police? | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
1651 | The 1st tee is just past beyond that 3rd cloud . . . | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1652 | Have you seen a titleist prov1 with a shamrock on it? | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
1653 | I admit to a checkered career, but in my defense, I wear it well. | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
1654 | I've clashed with almost everyone I've met. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1655 | These aren't my pants. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1656 | We have a special place for you. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1657 | But they were a Fathers Day Gift. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1658 | It hints at a checkered past but plays well with the redemptive qualities of the starched white shirt. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1659 | I was about to bogie. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1660 | Sorry, I died on the golf course. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1661 | What do you mean wearing these ought to be a sin? | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1662 | I know they're a sin, but they were on sale. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1663 | Do fashion crimes count as sins? | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1664 | Do I check out? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1665 | But it was after Labor Day | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
1666 | Well,I did accept millions of $$$ from Saudi blood money just to play golf,but I only wanted to grow the game. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1667 | Think Joseph's Coat. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1668 | You mean you don't have matching wings? | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1669 | I know, it's usually men who are color blind, but in my case, it's my wife. | 1.2727 | 0.04632 | 154 | 122 | 22 | 10 |
1670 | I heard you like colorful characters. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1671 | I don’t suppose I could get a Mulligan? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1672 | I admit that the decision you face is not exactly black and white. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1673 | No, I haven't seen your golf ball | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1674 | Being the author of The Preppy Handbook has to count for something! | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1675 | There are worse sins, your honor. | 1.2727 | 0.04391 | 121 | 90 | 29 | 2 |
1676 | I wasn’t sure whether to dress for heaven or hell. | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
1677 | Look, I lost a bet, I don't want to talk about it. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1678 | Would a matching coat and tie satisfy your dress code?" | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1679 | Married 45 years; my wife said she couldn’t solve me. | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1680 | Are you going to just stand there and judge me? | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1681 | Sorry, She doesn't allow anything that clashes with purple. | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1682 | I used to call them my lucky pants... | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
1683 | I just can’t understand why my wife murdered me. | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
1684 | I was supposed to play golf with John Daly today. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1685 | My homage to Joseph's coat of many colors. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1686 | So, NO daily special? | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1687 | BIG points for the crazy pants! Come on in! | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1688 | But I heard God loves squares? | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
1689 | You remember Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors? Well, I'm Harold and the chinos of too many colors. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1690 | The sin of clashing colors? | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1691 | I think I’m okay under Matthew, chapter 6, verse 25. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1692 | The people downstairs said they wouldn't take me either. | 1.2714 | 0.04282 | 140 | 106 | 30 | 4 |
1693 | I'm here to get my dreamcoat back from Joseph. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1694 | I hope comfort isn't a sin. | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 88 | 28 | 2 |
1695 | Wearing plaid is the the eighth deadly sin!? | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1696 | Nobody said anything about a dress code. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1697 | I wouldn’t call avant-garde a sin, per se. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1698 | Traffic accident. How'd you know? | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1699 | I'm hoping that I'm somewhere over the rainbow. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1700 | They sent me back. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1701 | It's a tattoo. | 1.2710 | 0.05722 | 107 | 86 | 13 | 8 |
1702 | They’re my mom’s | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1703 | On the upside, the golfing is endless. | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1704 | So....How does Heaven stack up against Greenwich, CT? | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
1705 | Who the hell told you there was no dress code in heaven? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1706 | I guess I caught you on the 17th hole! | 1.2708 | 0.04907 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1707 | Hey, who stole your ears? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1708 | I have a matching Christmas sweater too! | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1709 | Hmm checkered past | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1710 | Oh, dear - I dressed for a Zoom interview. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1711 | Actually, there IS a dress code. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1712 | Do these pants make me look fat? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1713 | I generally dress snazzy for big events. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1714 | Well, I guess my worst fault would be poor taste... | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1715 | Can you tell me if I would've made that putt if I hadn't been struck by lightning? | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1716 | I got them at the duty-free shop in Purgatory. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1717 | Nice pants—of course who am I to judge? | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1718 | What's wrong with golf? | 1.2700 | 0.05385 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1719 | They need to be washed with cold water and then air dried.” | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1720 | I didn't feel the white robe did me justice. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1721 | Of all the days, Lord, you had to take me on casual Friday | 1.2700 | 0.04574 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1722 | But I was on Zoom. Nobody saw them. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1723 | I’m just saying, what a day to take a risk | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1724 | I have a 7:15 tee time. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1725 | Some color for some hair. even trade? | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1726 | Religion? I'm of the Mosaic persuasion. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1727 | Did my clubs survive the lightning strike, and how soon can I resume play? | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
1728 | So I'm forgiven for everything except these pants? | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1729 | Chalk it up to a colorfully checkered past. | 1.2696 | 0.05568 | 115 | 93 | 13 | 9 |
1730 | I'm sorry, but it is a sin to wear those pants. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1731 | I'm feeling a little judged. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1732 | No there isn’t an official dress code, but, this just won’t do. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1733 | can I keep the tee time I had below? | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1734 | Tee time? | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1735 | “Ooh! I’ve waited for decades to say this… Here comes the Hammer!” | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1736 | It's my take on "the coat of many colours". | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1737 | Sorry about the pants. I assumed it was going to be a virtual meeting. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1738 | Those pants are considered the eighth deadly sin. | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1739 | They were on sale. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1740 | Before we get started, I'd like to explain why I kicked my ball out of the woods on 18. | 1.2692 | 0.04102 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
1741 | They're not pants. They're pyjama bottoms. | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
1742 | It’s what we call Casual Friday.” | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1743 | It was casual Friday at work. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1744 | We usually don’t enforce our dress code; but I just can’t let you in with those pants” | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1745 | Perhaps these trousers are penance enough? | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1746 | Sorry, but no one who submits captions to the New Yorker gets into heaven. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
1747 | It was a slow death. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1748 | It's not your time yet. Go back and watch The Devil Wears Prada. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1749 | Where else could I wear my 'Go To Hell' pants? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1750 | Hhmmm….lived a colorful life. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1751 | I heard this place was restricted, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1752 | Mondrian had a line of trousers. | 1.2683 | 0.05172 | 123 | 98 | 17 | 8 |
1753 | Wearing a bad fathers day gift is not enough to get you into heaven | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1754 | I too use pajamas pants since we started work from pedestal. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1755 | Years and years of going to church and not once was a dress code mentioned. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1756 | Are you telling me that heaven has a stricter dress code than my golf club because that’s pretty messed up. | 1.2683 | 0.05172 | 123 | 98 | 17 | 8 |
1757 | I'm here to party | 1.2681 | 0.04883 | 138 | 110 | 19 | 9 |
1758 | Time of death: hammer time, am I right? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1759 | Any other regrets? Just— Now that you’re here. Anything you wish you could take back? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1760 | I heard clowns and comics are granted automatic admission | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1761 | Did it have to be right before my eagle putt? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1762 | So I said 'Get rid of these pants? Over my dead body!' | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1763 | No halo. Rainbow suspenders, please | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1764 | Sorry, Joseph wore it better. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1765 | I promised my wife that I’d return these pants. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1766 | 'They also come in beige and herringbone.' | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1767 | Can I go back for the shirt? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1768 | Colored pants after Labor Day is a big no no up here. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1769 | Sorry, we have a dress code. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1770 | I’m surprised that this counts against me up here too. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1771 | What the hell are you wearing? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1772 | Sorry, I can’t let you in. We have a very strict dress code. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1773 | Can I get a tee time? | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1774 | Am I really going to get to SEE and PUTT with Arnold Palmer in Heaven?? | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1775 | We tend to favor the lame and the blind. Go on in. | 1.2673 | 0.06116 | 101 | 83 | 9 | 9 |
1776 | I always said that my friends could call me ‘crazy pants’ until the day I died. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1777 | Beats getting caught with ‘em down, I suppose. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1778 | Wait, you don't like them either? | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1779 | That's an automatic year in Preppy purgatory. | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1780 | Yes - they are patchwork. Why are you writing that down? | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1781 | Last thing I remember saying was ‘well, if God doesn’t appreciate fashion, then strike me dead’ | 1.2673 | 0.05783 | 101 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
1782 | Those would go well with Daniel’s coat | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1783 | No golf course? | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1784 | I had a dream that you'd let me in. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1785 | ...and I once threw my ball out of the trap on to the green. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1786 | It's the British Racing Green Metallic Mini Cooper. | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
1787 | Really? Fashion faux pas is a MORTAL sin? | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1788 | No coloured allowed | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
1789 | Sorry, I had a heart attack at the golf course. I didn't have a chance to change. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1790 | Can someone with ridiculous pants like mine get in? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1791 | Heaven is basically a quiet place. You'll never get in with those pants. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1792 | What do you mean ⁉️ I don’t meet the dress code It’s after Labor Day. ‼️ | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1793 | Name's Joseph. I didn't have time to get my coat. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
1794 | You can stay, but those pants have to go! | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1795 | What? This is today's dress code on Tik tok !! | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 105 | 78 | 26 | 1 |
1796 | I was summering on Martha‘s | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1797 | $49.95 at Walmart, why? | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1798 | Sorry.God hates them. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1799 | That's what you're wearing? | 1.2667 | 0.07187 | 75 | 62 | 6 | 7 |
1800 | I think I dressed for the wrong thing. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1801 | Will I be the only one in plaid? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1802 | But, they’re my pants of many colors! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1803 | I only got the pants of many colors. My brother Joseph got the coat. You know the trouble that caused. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1804 | The Lord, my God, is a forgiving God. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1805 | Wife said "if you buy those pants you can go to hell." Guess she was wrong again. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1806 | What do you mean you have standards! | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1807 | Can I get a second opinion? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1808 | Who do you think tipped off the feds about Mar-a-Lago? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1809 | Those pants. Omg, I’m dying. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1810 | I am here to return Joseph's pants. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1811 | I was expecting heavenly hosts, not a bouncer. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1812 | Chose a bad day to wear my mom's birthday gift | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1813 | Not with those pants, buddy. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1814 | Duffer; party of four? | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1815 | I hear golfers report in at the 19th hole. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1816 | Do I get to keep my tee time? | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1817 | You can come in, but those pants have to stay down there. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
1818 | On the bright side, I am wearing my good luck pants. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1819 | Just thought that folks could use a little more mirth in their after-lives. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1820 | Am I in time for tee off? | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1821 | Thank you, I like them, too. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1822 | I wore these because I was told it is no longer whites only | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1823 | Do you have a tie to go with those pants? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1824 | Robes just aren't my thing. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1825 | Sure, you're going to Heaven, but whoever sold you those pants is going to Hell. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1826 | We have a strict dress code... | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1827 | I also designed the Norwegian curling pants. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1828 | It was the pants that got me killed... | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1829 | Be bold,” they said. “No judgement,” they said. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1830 | In my defense, they were a birthday present from my wife. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1831 | Forgive me god, I know these pants are a sin | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1832 | Let me guess. Joseph is your better half. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1833 | In my defense, they make my butt look great. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1834 | Well, you *were* on the list... | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1835 | God discovering the 8th Deadly Sin. | 1.2650 | 0.05346 | 117 | 94 | 15 | 8 |
1836 | I forgot what I was going to ask you. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1837 | I knew nobody was going to believe that hole in one. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1838 | They’re Aimé Leon Dore! | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1839 | When are cocktails? | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1840 | Everyone did seem to consider me a colorful character | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1841 | Now I remember what the 11th Commandment was. | 1.2645 | 0.04586 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1842 | A lightning strike on the golf course wasn’t fair | 1.2645 | 0.05349 | 121 | 98 | 14 | 9 |
1843 | Egads! You are very, very fortunate...did I say "very?"... that God is COLORBLIND... | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1844 | I didn't exactly plan on dying in the middle of changing in a thrift store. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1845 | Your wife must have murdered you in your sleep. Am I right? | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1846 | Yeah, my wife didn't like them either. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1847 | It's the plaid pants, isn't it? | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1848 | They’re my lucky golf pants… | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1849 | I can tell you have an eye for fashion. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1850 | Never let your grandnieces lay out your funeral clothes, am I right? | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1851 | I was hoping to add "Joie De Vivre" to my list of accomplishments... | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1852 | Sorry. You caught me with my pants on. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1853 | Is it the bow tie? | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1854 | I see you were playing golf in a thunderstorm. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1855 | Does being a Rubik's Cube master count for anything around here? | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1856 | You JUST got in | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1857 | Yes, you can say that I have had a checkered past, but as you can see, it's all behind me now. | 1.2636 | 0.04336 | 129 | 98 | 28 | 3 |
1858 | At least I didn’t cheat. Whoever put quicksand in the sand trap, they cheated. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1859 | What? No Casual Friday? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1860 | It was the 60's, what can I say? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1861 | Sorry, those pants are too loud for our noise restrictions. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1862 | Seriously? No one told you those were a sin? | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1863 | Well, Joseph had that coat, didn't he, so why can't I have the pants of many colors? | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1864 | But you let Joseph keep his coat! | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1865 | Yes, we do require pants, but not those. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1866 | When in Florida… | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
1867 | I’ll need you to check your pants at the narrow gate. | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1868 | It was Spielberg's idea! | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1869 | I wear the pants around here | 1.2632 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1870 | I was told I could pull this off if I just believed. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1871 | John Daly is my nephew.” | 1.2627 | 0.04410 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
1872 | Did you happen to see a Titleist come by this way? | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1873 | If you need my name, it's Piet Mondrian. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1874 | I ask no forgiveness for the choices I have made. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1875 | These slacks kept me out of hell. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1876 | So now fashion sins count? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1877 | What! you're the one who made me color blind | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1878 | It says here you have a checkered history | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1879 | No, we don't have a matching robe! | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1880 | What do you mean there are no mulligans? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1881 | OK, fine, I'll change my pants. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1882 | We really got to get that disco glitch looked at! | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1883 | Sorry, we have already filled our quota of golf club members. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1884 | Have you seen a Titleist 4 around here? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1885 | Oh, now the pants I can’t account for so I’ll just have to blame the late-stage dementia. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1886 | I was hoping that when I died I could patch things up. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1887 | I have to know who your stylist is! Oh! Silly me, I have the big book right here. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1888 | They pants were a lapse of judgement and wrong; for that I apologize, but they do not reflect the person I am today. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1889 | Check the list again. I'm Erno Rubik. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1890 | I figured the golf would be great in paradise. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1891 | I was hoping there'd be golf. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1892 | I figure I owed myself to go in style. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1893 | True. I did choose LIV over PGA. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1894 | You can come in, but your pants can go to hell | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1895 | Where's Joseph? I wanted to ask him to return my coat. | 1.2621 | 0.04671 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1896 | Under new management? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1897 | 'NOW you call me?' | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1898 | So... no casual Fridays? | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1899 | I need to change my tee time. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1900 | Last thing I remember was joining the Zoom meeting, and now I’m here. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1901 | They used to be a coat | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1902 | All my other clothes were in the laundry. | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1903 | If I tell you I died on a golf course, you'll know I'm lying right? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1904 | I understand someone inside has my matching jacket. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1905 | What do you mean that you don’t have matching wings? | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1906 | Seven years of purgatory for these pants? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1907 | I get it, but I still need the last four digits of your social." | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1908 | Would you rather I took them off? | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1909 | I'm sorry but you have to carry your own clubs. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1910 | I hope you like my haute couture. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1911 | I’d like to go back as a Rubik’s cube, please. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1912 | So this is what happens to cancelled statues. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1913 | I helped many children laugh when i wore these clown pants but i confess i sent a few screaming in fear | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1914 | I'm guessing you're the bouncer? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1915 | Hi I'm here to 'check-er' into Heaven. | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1916 | I expected the line to be longer. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1917 | Dolly Parton sent me | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1918 | The special place in Hell was full. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1919 | I have the same pair! | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1920 | Who hasn't wanted to be a rebel? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1921 | You didn't give me time to get dressed. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1922 | You can start by explaining your checkered past. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1923 | But they're ethically sourced! | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1924 | They’re not literally criminal | 1.2605 | 0.04616 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1925 | At least you were wearing clean underwear. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1926 | You will have to change for choir practice | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1927 | Is it ok if I take these with me? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1928 | It's easier to wear these for clients than to bring swatch samples. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1929 | Can I take the mask off now? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1930 | A checkered life, yes, but I look best in seersucker! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1931 | Is this the stairway to heaven? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1932 | So. Is the WiFi any good? | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
1933 | No, no, I said it was a crime of PASSION. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1934 | They wouldn't let me in either. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1935 | I admit they are a little loud, but six months in Purgatory seems excessive. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1936 | Mind if I check your lost and found? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1937 | You guys have casual Friday up here? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1938 | I see that you lived a colorful life. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1939 | These are my only clean pair.” | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1940 | It's been a long pandemic. | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
1941 | Discrepancies on my golf scorecard? Really?? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1942 | I knew these pants would kill me somehow ! | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1943 | I only ate 7 endangered aardvarks. I was devoted to 7 of my 10 children. I left 25 of my 35 billion dollar fortune to climate change non-profits. I donated all my organs. But it's these pants you're focusing on? I want my tithing back. Burrrrrrrrp! | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1944 | These are _not_ Joseph's pants. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1945 | Belt or suspenders? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1946 | Who told you I had a checkered past? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1947 | We believe questions of righteousness are black and white. | 1.2595 | 0.04545 | 131 | 102 | 24 | 5 |
1948 | I think I am in heaven, but I'm wearing these pants.'' | 1.2595 | 0.04279 | 131 | 100 | 28 | 3 |
1949 | Yep, Sponge Bob Pants Squares | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1950 | It was a Christ Mass present. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1951 | Jesus,those pants. | 1.2593 | 0.05483 | 108 | 87 | 14 | 7 |
1952 | Photo ID? I thought I just had to repent. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1953 | Absolutely not, right? | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1954 | You’re headed downstairs for crimes against fashion. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1955 | So, where does a guy have to go where there isn't a dress code? | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1956 | You look like the lion at the 42nd St. Library. | 1.2589 | 0.05492 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
1957 | Golf. It wasn’t your idea? | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1958 | If I created them, they must be good | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1959 | But my wife said these looked good. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1960 | Those pants should be a sin | 1.2589 | 0.05492 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
1961 | The Bible didn't say anything about a dress code. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1962 | I apologize, but it was a sudden and unexpected departure. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1963 | It's not all black and white | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
1964 | No criminal record, just a citation from the fashion police. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1965 | I've started a petition to move you to the 5th Avenue library. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1966 | I hope the big guy is color blind. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1967 | Do you really want Eternity in those Pants? | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1968 | This isn’t that kind of club. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1969 | And I thought humanity was a complicated patchwork | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1970 | I guess you can take colored plaid pants with you. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1971 | Well, at least your shirt isn't stripped. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1972 | Come on! You let Joseph in wearing that coat! | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1973 | Glad I never lied about my handicap. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1974 | I was told, 'He looks stern, but he has an antic side.' | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1975 | I don’t care about your handicap! Those pants are a sin against humanity. I don’t care that they were made by “Tiger’s guy.” You must go to hell. Do not pass the 1st tee. Go directly to hell. PS:Take your clubs. They’re waiting to tee off. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1976 | Will you forgive my checkered past? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1977 | Umm even we can't let that pass | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1978 | It seems the driver who ran you over was confused at the traffic light. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1979 | To achieve enlightenment, my son, you must atone for your checkered pants. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1980 | It was Halloween. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1981 | But I made a reservation! Let me speak with the manager. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1982 | But even the Bible tells us to come as we are! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1983 | Yes as a matter of fact I did make these myself during Covid | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1984 | Tough luck on the back nine. | 1.2578 | 0.04331 | 128 | 98 | 27 | 3 |
1985 | Any chance I could go back long enough to finish the back nine? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1986 | Yes, I am on the Norwegian curling team. What gave it away? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1987 | Phew! I didn't end up in Babylon! | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1988 | I guess scoring the hole in one was too much for my heart. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
1989 | Trust me, I'm as surprised as you are. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1990 | Yes, I’m grateful I died peacefully in my sleep, but had I known I’d be stuck in these pjs for eternity, I might have preferred a motorcycle accident. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1991 | You’ve got to be one of Jacob’s kids. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1992 | I've heard about the multiple golf courses for those lingering in limbo. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1993 | Is this the Anderson party? | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1994 | Heart attack on the 16th? | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1995 | Golfers to the left, please. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1996 | Try "Patches", my clown name! | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1997 | Hmmm, amazing pants, I have a friend with a matching drramcoat. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1998 | A sin? Perhaps. But not in the Hamptons. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1999 | I'm just checking in. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2000 | You figure it out,Mr Rubik. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
2001 | How'd you know I cheated on that last hole?" | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2002 | This is NOT baggage claim! It is the final destination. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
2003 | Do I have a chance in hell of getting into this gated community? | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2004 | I’m not staying. I’m just here to fill out a foursome. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
2005 | Please forgive my checkered past. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
2006 | No, I'm not colorblind. Why do you ask | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2007 | I gave my life for these pants, so there better be a tailor in heaven. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
2008 | Any other sin besides my pants? | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
2009 | I was told to see the style council. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2010 | You're going to ding me on the mixed fabrics rule, aren't you? | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
2011 | Oh, you can come into heaven all right, but forget about the restaurant. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2012 | I can assure you Pete, I'm definitely on the guest list. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
2013 | I was told he likes Madras. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
2014 | Yes, I confess. I kicked the ball away from a tree during the club championship. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2015 | Apparently theses pants are not a fashion sin. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
2016 | I’m a forgiving God, but this is stretching it | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2017 | Do you have a shirt that goes with those pants? | 1.2566 | 0.04405 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2018 | Do you have a reservation? | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
2019 | Are there caddies here? | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
2020 | Not a golfer eh ? | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
2021 | Who in hell did you tick-off? | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
2022 | It says here you have a "checkered past", but I see now that was a typo. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
2023 | Coat! Technicolor dream COAT! | 1.2566 | 0.04714 | 152 | 124 | 17 | 11 |
2024 | Plaid? Really? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2025 | Yes, there's golf in Heaven | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2026 | No time to change. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
2027 | That’s checkered PANTS, not a checkered past. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2028 | I died and I’m still getting dissed for these pants. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2029 | I'm thinking less harp and wings and more slide whistle and balloon animals. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2030 | The invitation said “Festive Dress.” | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
2031 | I thought I'd dress up for the occasion. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2032 | I thought he said "Blessed are the pantsmakers." | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2033 | I’ve never said this before, but you can only come in if you take off your pants first. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
2034 | If it's all the same to you, I was hoping I could bring them with me. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
2035 | If I had known that morning, I would have worn different pants. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
2036 | No one told me about the dress code | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
2037 | I died as I lived: in these pants. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
2038 | So, where’s the library? | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2039 | Please explain your choice of top. | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
2040 | No. It is definitely NOT because of the pants! | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2041 | All 300 classified documents from Mar-a-Lago are hidden under these denim patches. FBI got nothing!!! | 1.2558 | 0.04956 | 129 | 104 | 17 | 8 |
2042 | I finally got a hole in one and look what happened. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2043 | I'm sorry, I didn't have a chance to change before... | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2044 | So you just don't get that many golfers any more?" | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2045 | Please don't say anything... I'll show myself out. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2046 | Finally somebody followed the theme | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2047 | So loud pants breaks which commandment, again? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2048 | they never mentioned there was a dress code for heaven | 1.2553 | 0.04522 | 94 | 70 | 24 | 0 |
2049 | My wife bought them for me. Shouldn't just wearing them qualify me? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2050 | This wasn’t exactly how I thought my day was going to go or I would have toned it down a notch. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2051 | These pants need to be accepted somewhere, no? | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2052 | No, Lucifer, we still haven't forgiven you for those pants. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2053 | Can you ever forgive me? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2054 | Yeah, I’m happy wearing these for eternity | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2055 | My wife insisted I take these with me! | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2056 | This is eternity, Fred. Not a Zoom work from home. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2057 | Too much color for the Library | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
2058 | I died in a clowncar accident - now I'm stuck wearing these forever. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2059 | The name is Erno.... like in Rubik | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2060 | So, entrance to Heaven really is black or white. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
2061 | This got me into Studio 54 once. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
2062 | Lucky for you God is color blind. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2063 | I used to be considered the life of the party. Now what? | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
2064 | So it turns out clown cars don’t have airbags. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2065 | Something near the 10th Hole, please. | 1.2544 | 0.05404 | 114 | 93 | 13 | 8 |
2066 | If I’d known I was meeting you today I’d have worn the matching jacket. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2067 | Golf clothes not allowed? | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
2068 | You can’t think of any possible sins…? | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
2069 | Really? You're judging me on my pants? | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2070 | Why not? I’m sure you let Joseph in! | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2071 | Rumor has it you allow checked baggage. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2072 | This is what you wear when you hit a tiny ball into a small hole with a long stick and lie about your score. | 1.2541 | 0.04286 | 122 | 93 | 27 | 2 |
2073 | They were a hit in Palm Springs. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2074 | Yeah, it used to be a multicolored coat. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2075 | I figured I should do something to stand out. | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
2076 | I was told to wear my party pants | 1.2541 | 0.05148 | 122 | 99 | 15 | 8 |
2077 | My checkered past is all on my behind. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2078 | Note: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors pants. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2079 | I was hoping to be judged on my wardrobe rather than my morality. | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
2080 | Well what did you expect? I died on the golf course. | 1.2536 | 0.04831 | 138 | 112 | 17 | 9 |
2081 | What’s your membership fee? | 1.2535 | 0.04941 | 142 | 117 | 14 | 11 |
2082 | I'm here for the Technicolor Dreamcoat you posted on Facebook Marketplace. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2083 | Sartorial sins sure, but otherwise good! | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2084 | You have your tapestries, I have mine.... | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2085 | I’m just saying, the Scriptures didn’t mention any problem with being a lifelong fan of The Partridge Family. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2086 | Sorry, dress code: dead men don't wear plaid. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2087 | What can I say? I’ve lead a colorful life… | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2088 | These pants didn't go with my wife. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2089 | Look, you're the one that made me colour blind. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2090 | Joseph got the coat and all I got was this lousy pair of pants. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2091 | C’mon, Pete, garish is the new righteous. So let me in already.” | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2092 | What was that? I couldn't hear you over those trousers. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2093 | Yep, definitely worse than dirty underwear. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2094 | They’re called technicolor dream pants, PETER. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2095 | Jackets are mandatory. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2096 | The practice putting green is over on the left. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2097 | You're counting that stroke? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2098 | Well, if Joseph could have the coat of many colors, surely I can have the pants! | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2099 | Joseph got in with a dreamcoat! | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2100 | First Amendment, bub. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2101 | I’m hoping for a comeback. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2102 | I didn’t think a bow-tie could go so unnoticed. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2103 | The devil may wear Prada, but angles wear Mondrian. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2104 | Just the pants...not my past | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2105 | Until today I was an awfully obnoxious atheist, and felt no shame from dressing in sinfully bad taste. | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2106 | Tell Joseph his amazing technicolor dream pants are ready. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2107 | Heaven help the color blind. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2108 | What do you do for fun? | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2109 | With pants like that, I think the other place would be a better fit. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2110 | I saw lightning, but I wasn't giving up my tee time. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2111 | The judgment? You have a checkered past. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2112 | I judge by more than clothing, Bob, which is in your favor. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2113 | Any chance I can go back for just a bit? I was even par through 16! | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2114 | Is this shirt OK with these pants? | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2115 | What about you? Dead men aren't supposed to wear plaid. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2116 | Clearly NY fashion week has going to hell… | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2117 | So, the pants were that bad? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2118 | I'm Joseph's older brother - Fred and his trousers of many colors. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2119 | Yes, they are all I have with me. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2120 | I’m assuming my country club membership will transfer here ? | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
2121 | I was about to let you in. But with those pants, no way. You're going to hell, my son. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2122 | I understand you've had a rather checkered history. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
2123 | Dress code? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2124 | I was a designer of color blindness tests. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
2125 | I want it reviewed by a Special Master | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2126 | I hope that trend of pants died with you. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2127 | Believe me, you wouldn't fit in. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
2128 | Should I go back and change? | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2129 | I thought this was goling to be a Zoom meeting. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2130 | Does it still count if your spouse bought them for you? | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2131 | Mondrian, Piet Mondrian, asked me to give you a message. He said he would like to speak with you after you have settled in. Something about 'inappropriate artistic appropriation'. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
2132 | If you really wanted to see me in church you would have given me later tee times. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
2133 | You’re sure I used the Lord’s name in vain on that missed putt? | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
2134 | Do fashion sins count? | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
2135 | Have you thought of guardrails? I slipped and fell in a rainbow. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
2136 | My wife said you wouldn't like them, but are they really THAT bad? | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
2137 | I opened her present and said I wouldn’t be caught dead in those pants? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
2138 | Ok, I'm going to let you bunk with Joseph and his coat of many colors. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2139 | You should meet Joe. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2140 | Why not? You let Joseph and his tacky coat in. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
2141 | Do you discriminate against colored? | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2142 | Your score on the back nine will determine your fate. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2143 | Frequently misunderstood in life, James waited patiently with great apprehension as God examined his checkered pants. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2144 | But these are my Sunday Best | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
2145 | Sorry, I thought it would be kinda casual. You know, like Walmart. | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
2146 | No, our dress code is still white cloaks! | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
2147 | Well... you see... I was playing golf... it was raining hard... and the last thing I remember was a really loud cracking sound right in the middle of my swing... and so here I am! | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
2148 | It's a wonder you've survived this long. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
2149 | They were out of dreamcoats, so I got the next best thing. | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
2150 | His mistake was thinking Heaven was business-casual | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
2151 | No tie required? Then what's the problem? | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2152 | Think of it this way, Edward...Your fashion felony has been bumped up to the highest court. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2153 | I had to switch to ugly pants after Cosby ruined ugly sweaters for everyone. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2154 | My father always taught me: "Don't dress for the job you have. Dress for the job you want..." | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2155 | For too long it’s just been too black and white. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2156 | Sorry didn't know I was going to die mid-round | 1.2500 | 0.04308 | 120 | 92 | 26 | 2 |
2157 | I died on the golf course. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
2158 | You must not have read Proverb 47: 14. Thou shall not be tasteless. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2159 | I wanted to impress you and I heard you liked technicolor. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2160 | Joseph let me borrow his Amazing Technicolor Dreampants. | 1.2500 | 0.04687 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2161 | You needed to be around in the 70's to understand. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2162 | I mean, this should go without saying, but I've got Joseph's amazing technicolor dream pants. That's the joke. Pretty obvious, but I thought of it and went, 'Douglas, you should march straight into traffic and show them to St. Peter.' | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2163 | Given current fashion trends, I'd say the wait is going to be 10-20 years. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2164 | I'll have you know that these trousers were very well-received at Princeton! | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2165 | You have wings to match? | 1.2500 | 0.05444 | 108 | 88 | 13 | 7 |
2166 | I got tired of hearing about multicolored coats. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2167 | Too bad you asked me to 'dammit' on the 11th hole. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
2168 | Pants for a way in | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2169 | Why not? | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2170 | So are you the guy I ask about a tee time? | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
2171 | Dress code? What dress code?" | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2172 | You can pick up a pair at Brooks Brothers | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2173 | I definitely died fifty years too late. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2174 | When I said, "Cover Thy nakedness," I did NOT mean to dismantle the cathedral. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2175 | They'll be no fancy colors or flag waving here, unless I'm wearing them!" | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2176 | I’m here for the disco inferno. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2177 | Please tell me I don't have to spend eternity in a clothing trend that lasted 15 minutes? | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2178 | Yes, they’re ugly, but I got my wish: I shot my age and got struck by lightening on the 18th hole! | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2179 | I'd like a word with the designer. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2180 | Well, well, well. If it isn’t Joseph and his amazing technicolor dreampants. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2181 | Heart attack on the 18th hole after improving my lie. Surprised I made it. | 1.2500 | 0.04683 | 96 | 73 | 22 | 1 |
2182 | The costume party is downstairs! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2183 | You’re consigned to the Hamptons. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2184 | Would you believe I was inspired by the stained glass? | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
2185 | I admit I took a risk wearing these pants during Fashion Week. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2186 | The pants? Really? Unforgivable? | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2187 | Sorry about the pants. I thought this was Mar-A-Largo. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2188 | Booking table online was closed | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2189 | Where's your coat, Joseph? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2190 | You’re telling me there’s a dress code? | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
2191 | I didn’t know you had a dress code. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2192 | You: Yes Pants: No | 1.2500 | 0.06110 | 92 | 76 | 9 | 7 |
2193 | All I’m saying is that it would’ve been nice to know about the dress code earlier. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2194 | I think I left my dreamcoat in there. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2195 | So NOW you're telling me there's a dress code? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2196 | The guy from downstairs sent me back. He has a dress code. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2197 | Is it my choice of colors or my choice of pants? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2198 | Did we misinterpret when you said color doesn’t matter? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2199 | So, you weren't cool enough to get in to Hell? | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2200 | Are there other people like me here? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2201 | Looks like you’ve already stayed in hell. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
2202 | Not today, Satan | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2203 | Get off my back, I was on a boys golf weekend alright? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2204 | Ah yes, it’s Jacob and the mediocre technicolour pants… you know the coat was amazing? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2205 | You are 20 feet tall, are all of your body parts proportionally huge? | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2206 | Sorry God, I couldn’t find my khakis this morning. | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
2207 | You mean wearing these is LITERALLY a sin? | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
2208 | I didn't think God could hit a 1 iron. | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
2209 | I think we have your shirt in the lost and found. | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
2210 | There I was, a one iron in hand ... | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
2211 | Yes, well the whole point of these pants was not to be caught dead in them, but… | 1.2478 | 0.05411 | 113 | 93 | 12 | 8 |
2212 | I forgot to leave my burial wishes. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
2213 | Wait— I wasn’t expecting a dress code. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2214 | I thought heaven would be in color ! | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2215 | We usually don’t let people with pants like those in here | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
2216 | I thought we'd be on Zoom so I went with my comfy pants | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
2217 | But these are my favourite pants | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
2218 | No. They don’t match. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
2219 | Am I the first one here? | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
2220 | C'mon, get happy! | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
2221 | You’ll need to understand we don’t carty LL Bean here. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2222 | What? They're unisex, 100% cotton, and eco-friendly. Don't I get points for that? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2223 | I’’m hoping you can find it in your heart to overlook my chequered past. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
2224 | Good Lord, you look like hell. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
2225 | Don’t go below the belt. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2226 | My whole life was Stop & Go -- because I was too yellow to take chances. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2227 | What if I said I was color blind? Would that help? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2228 | Sunday? Nope, that's when I golf. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2229 | Excuse me, have you seen my golf ball? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2230 | Sounds like a dress code from hell. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2231 | I’ll wait for my clubs. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2232 | And yet you said you wouldn't be caught dead in that, huh? | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2233 | I committed a crime of fashion. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2234 | I was a fashion victim. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2235 | I lead a colorful life. Check out these pants!! | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2236 | Yes, I think I'm in the right place, and no, these are not "go-to-hell pants." | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2237 | Check with God, I'll wait. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2238 | one of us will have to change. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2239 | If I had it to do again, I wouldn't have said "I'll die if someone sees me in these." | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2240 | Can you make an iced Americano? | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2241 | Please forgive my pants. | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2242 | I understand you have a dress code, but I thought I was going to the other place. | 1.2474 | 0.05868 | 97 | 80 | 10 | 7 |
2243 | I couldn’t find my coat of many colors. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2244 | I wasn't aware there was a commandment covering these pants. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2245 | Ironic, party of one | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2246 | All my other pants were at the cleaners. Do you want me to come back? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2247 | Yeah, hi. I was told there’d be Polo matches. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2248 | I guess I thought you’d be more relatable. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2249 | If I had known, do you really think I would have worn my “go to Hell” pants? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2250 | Those pants are a sin. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2251 | You never could hide your checkered past! | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2252 | Welcome to what you’ll be wearing for eternity | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2253 | No kidding. Death by golf ball is a bit unusual..... | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2254 | It's the pants or heaven....your choice! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2255 | For the record, I said I was a colorful person, not a person of color. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2256 | You won’t break par here either. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2257 | Yes, I’m a lover of Mondrian’s work. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2258 | If you can't tell, it was very peaceful. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2259 | Table with a golf course view, please. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2260 | My wife may have been right about these golf pants not currying any favors for me. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2261 | The Fashion Police have escalated your case. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2262 | Not even if I was wearing them ironically? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2263 | You were a horribly amoral person, but those pants are a golden ticket if I've ever seen one. | 1.2463 | 0.04789 | 134 | 109 | 17 | 8 |
2264 | ...and then she said, 'If you buy those, I'll have to kill you.' | 1.2459 | 0.05115 | 122 | 100 | 14 | 8 |
2265 | Did Ron DeSantis send you? | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
2266 | Those won't work for eternity. | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
2267 | I never heard about a dress code! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2268 | OK, so I did have a checkered and colorful past. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2269 | St. Peter sir, it’s Darnel Struby, not Jesus H. Christ. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2270 | Have you seen a golf ball by chance? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2271 | Don’t you know who I am? I want to speak to the manager. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2272 | Look, I told them what I thought they should do. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2273 | I didn't have time to change into something more appropriate. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2274 | So there I was, crossing the street on Nantucket, when I was run over by some guy on an ebike. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2275 | I was hoping you’d forget about the time your wife and I played a round. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2276 | I was very clear about combining different fabrics | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2277 | Do we really have to wear forever what we died in? I was at a theme party. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2278 | Yes, I invented the Rubik’s Cube. The Ribik’s Pants, however, were not as successful. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2279 | I understand you’ve had a checkered past | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2280 | You lived a life free of sin, however, those pants make it all for nothing. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2281 | Couldn’t you use a life-of-the-party type around here? | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2282 | What do you mean, I need a tux? | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2283 | You know, you were thiiiiiis close to getting in. Next! | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2284 | The gender you identify with? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2285 | I was at brunch. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2286 | Did you really need to take me from the golf course? | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2287 | No, no, I am "clowning" around. Get it? | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2288 | Well you see it was a closed casket ceremony | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2289 | Yes, the John Daly disciple foursome goes off at noon. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2290 | Oh it isn't that kind of judgement day? | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2291 | I kind of thought we were all going to be naked | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2292 | I made them from my cubes | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2293 | They don't work. Now what? | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2294 | If my wife joins me she won't be in heaven. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2295 | The penalty seems a little stiff here for missing my tee time at the club. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2296 | I'm having an end-life crisis | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2297 | What do you mean by "crime against humanity"? | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2298 | I was intersected by a rainbow on the way up. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2299 | My wife gave them to me | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2300 | I admire your comeuppants. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2301 | Now I see why it’s called a sudden-death playoff. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2302 | I was on my way to New York Fashion Week. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2303 | Well it wasn't an uneventful death, I can tell you that! | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
2304 | they didn’t have the technicolor dreamcoat in stock | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2305 | I heard this was “come as you are”. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2306 | I'm looking for a matching coat. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2307 | A Rubik's Cube exploded in my lap on the way here. | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
2308 | That's my old email. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2309 | Basic Primary Colors Never Fail. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2310 | They wouldn't take me below....I don't know why" | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2311 | Sorry, I was told dress was casual. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2312 | Do have any wings that go with plaid? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2313 | There's no golfing in Heaven. | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
2314 | Is that what you call your Sunday best | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2315 | People die at Grateful Dead reunions too, you know. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2316 | I was hoping you were familiar with the filmography of one Steve Martin. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2317 | …Joseph the Israelite has your coat | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2318 | My past, less so… | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2319 | Sorry, it has to be a coat. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2320 | These are my paradise pants" | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2321 | I'm sorry sir, but we have a dress code. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2322 | I was hoping for some blind justice! | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2323 | Remember Joseph, sir. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2324 | What do you say we liven this place up a bit, Pete? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2325 | So my life choices were black and white all along?! | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2326 | I wore solid pants on Sundays. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2327 | It looks like you have a checkered past | 1.2439 | 0.04448 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2328 | You again? How many times do I have to tell you, change the clown pants and I'll let you in | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2329 | The 13th hole was murder. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2330 | Can I have one more day to finish my laundry? | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
2331 | This one 'fash-sin' and I don't get in??? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2332 | Wrong gate Mr. Rubik. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2333 | I thought everything went with white. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2334 | J-O-S-E-P-H. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2335 | Carl requested he be buried wearing his "Cords of Many Colors" to win the favor of St. Peter. | 1.2437 | 0.04916 | 119 | 96 | 17 | 6 |
2336 | This is your Judgement Day | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2337 | My wife is a quilter.. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2338 | Who are you to judge how I dress? Are you even wearing pants? | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2339 | Solid white is just not my Jam. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
2340 | Back to the workplace was a tough transition for me. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
2341 | In this case, everyone wants you to take it with you. | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
2342 | I thought the Big Guy would appreciate my ability to take a fashion risk. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
2343 | I know the pants are a sin. | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
2344 | And while you’re in purgatory, I highly recommend that you read Dress for Success. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
2345 | Not that kind of Soul Train. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
2346 | But I was told you’re colorblind! | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
2347 | I had a heart attack on the fourth hole. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
2348 | Well yes, I was on the golf course. Why? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
2349 | But they were a gift. | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
2350 | You may want to check those pants at the gate | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
2351 | He also gave me a technicolor dream shirt, but I lost it. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2352 | Hey, it's Joseph. I think I left my blazer of many colors with the coat check. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2353 | I'm hear to see Joseph. I hear he has my coat. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2354 | Yes, I lok like a lion. And you look ridiculous. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2355 | I don't believe it. I just got a hole-in-one and you brought me here! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2356 | Come on! You show up to heaven in pajama pants? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2357 | I’m trying to put together a foursome and I hear all the lawyers are up here. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2358 | Congratulations on your first hole in one | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2359 | Color blind faith. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2360 | Being color blind is a sin? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2361 | I wore these pants so you'd recognize me. From that one day I did something nice? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2362 | I guess you CAN take it with you | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2363 | I CAN go back and get the jacket that goes with'em. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2364 | You are lucky this is not the court of public opinion. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2365 | What do you mean I can’t enter wearing these pants? | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2366 | I’m sorry. I can’t let you in here with those pants. It’s for eternity, you know. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2367 | Yeah, my wife always thought these were a sin. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2368 | You’re only on cloud 3 Mr Fancy Pants | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2369 | On second thought... | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2370 | Sorry, the system is still showing a no. You can try clicking refresh, or you can chat with one of our agents. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2371 | „Finaly someone’s bringing some color to this place.“ | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2372 | I've had 'em since the seventies. | 1.2421 | 0.04783 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2373 | I was in the crosswalk when they started coming from all directions. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2374 | I have no excuse. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2375 | Really? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2376 | We have the perfect roommate for you - Joseph, who has a COAT of many colors. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2377 | Sir,I am testing you first to make sure you are colorblind. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2378 | So? They were on sale! | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2379 | The last thing I remember is walking into some biker bar and asking directions. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2380 | But I couldn't win the Republican primary unless I wore these | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2381 | We have a dress code in Heaven | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2382 | My wife said to get another opinion on this pants. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2383 | If you see Joseph, tell him to return my coat. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2384 | Anywhere but the Country Club. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2385 | Plaid is always in fashion | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2386 | They were just green and yellow until the accident. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2387 | So sorry, wrong place. I think you're looking for the college reunion gate. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2388 | Okay. Sins, unbelief, not being a good boy, not reaching your potential, all shut the pearly gates. I get it. But a fricken pair of pants? Puleeze! | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2389 | Golf trousers? No, they're pajamas. Is that important? | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2390 | No, you can’t come in. You have a checkered past. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2391 | Uh, well, I was born color blind | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2392 | What can I say, I was on the golf course at the time. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2393 | Even worse, I was killed on a golf course because of these pants. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2394 | Not sure it WAS a hate crime. | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
2395 | I’ve been working from home | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2396 | Well...as an atheist, I presumed I could skip this step. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
2397 | Yes, I understand the dress code but my wife won’t let me wear white after Labor Day. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
2398 | I know I've had a checkered past... | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
2399 | I was a victim of fashion police brutality. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2400 | Relax son, a fashion faux pau is not a sin. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2401 | Clothing is optional here but we do draw the line on plaid. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2402 | Letting him in would be hell for everyone else. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2403 | You've gotta be kidding! | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
2404 | The pants make the man. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2405 | I want to be easy to spot by any friends who might be up here. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2406 | The pants alone are reason enough! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2407 | I honestly didn’t think Disco Fever was real | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2408 | What's your handicap? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2409 | Nice pants. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2410 | Hmm, I'll make a note. Lightning DOES strike twice in the same place. Thanks for letting me know. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2411 | Sir, these are pajamas, I died in my sleep, please dont stare | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2412 | I forgot my clubs - how do I acquire? | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
2413 | Unlike some major movie stars I've never had a beard. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
2414 | I left my jacket at home. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
2415 | Those pants are pretty unforgiving. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2416 | I confess this is true: I submitted the same joke about the extended car warranty to every issue of New Yorker. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
2417 | Dude,wanna go back and change real quick? I can’t let you in with those pants | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2418 | Wasn't sure if ridicule kills | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2419 | I’d feel better about being here if I had made the putt. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2420 | How was I to know the rules? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2421 | Gaudy? I wouldn’t go that far. “Saintly”, maybe. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2422 | Is it always lazy Sunday in heaven? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2423 | What do you mean this isn't a party? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2424 | I hope you’ll be judging me by the fantastic martinis I whip up on the Vineyard. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2425 | Yes, these are pajama bottoms. I was told I could come “just as I am”. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2426 | Right this way,Piet. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2427 | I've been good except for one thing. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2428 | So do you have any tee times open? | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2429 | It’s not like we made an appointment | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2430 | Given sufficient warning I would have dressed for the occasion. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2431 | Would you believe, my grandkids gave me this sinful pair? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2432 | I would be more formally dressed but Jacob borrowed my jacket | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2433 | Sir, this is a white sensation party | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2434 | Yes, I tracked Key Performance Indicators. | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
2435 | When is the next available tee time? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2436 | If my lucky pants are a deal breaker I will change. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2437 | These pants were to kill for! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2438 | I send people to the other place for wearing pants like that. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2439 | Do you have wings to match my outfit? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2440 | But you commanded, let's play checkers. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2441 | I thought you would forgive my checkered pants... | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2442 | Of course I regret voting for him | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2443 | I was aiming for something that blends well whichever way this goes. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2444 | Like my pants? | 1.2400 | 0.05435 | 100 | 84 | 9 | 7 |
2445 | Dress code? I'd like to speak to your supervisor!! | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2446 | Look, I've got to give you purgatory just based on the pants alone. | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
2447 | I'm a big Harry Styles fan | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2448 | All can be forgiven, but not those pants! | 1.2397 | 0.04154 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2449 | Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
2450 | Soooo... You wanna see me solve my pants? | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
2451 | No, I never shot a birdie or an eagle. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2452 | I didn't mean to disappoint the kids at the party. I just got the pants on, was about to put on the coat, nose and hat and Boom! A heart attack. But, you should know that. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2453 | What if I agree to sleep on the sofa? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2454 | The devil finds work for idle hands once again. | 1.2396 | 0.04623 | 96 | 74 | 21 | 1 |
2455 | They do feel heavenly. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2456 | This is cloud nine not hole 9 | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2457 | Those colors do not hide your black past. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2458 | But not one of my spiritual advisors said anything about there being a dress code. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2459 | You're in luck today. God is in a whimsical mood. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2460 | I promise….once inside, I’ll change. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2461 | The invitation didn’t mention a dress code. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2462 | Did you happen to see a golf ball anywhere? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2463 | I'd like to reserve a tee time. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2464 | Rubric cube | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2465 | And with you, the last shred of disco also dies. | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
2466 | He was all whassup with the pants, so I said "Your Mom likes them." | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2467 | The mask yes; the pants no. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2468 | I died falling through the church’s stained glass window, that’s gotta count for something! | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2469 | I see you have requested a “mulligan.” | 1.2391 | 0.05859 | 92 | 76 | 10 | 6 |
2470 | I had a heart attack on the golf course. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2471 | I only wear white shirts. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2472 | Checkered pants do not imply a checkered past. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2473 | No, I’m afraid you do not get a mulligan… | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
2474 | I’ll let you in despite your checkered pants | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2475 | Getting in is hard. You might try a different look. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2476 | Please tell me there's no dress code. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
2477 | Your notion of Purgatory is cruel and unusual. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2478 | I had an open coffin and we have colour television in my country. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2479 | Yes, I LOVE traffic lights, why do you ask? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2480 | Well, I was out golfing, and certainly didn't expect to end up here. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2481 | About those overdue library books. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2482 | They were on sale at Brooks Brothers | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2483 | The dress code is black and white! | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2484 | My brother Joseph got the jacket. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2485 | HAHAHAHAAAA! | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2486 | Yes, of course I'm a square guy! | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
2487 | I said, "I don't have any money on me." He said, "Poor people don't wear pants like that." Then he stabbed me. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
2488 | I thought there would be a better haircut. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2489 | Sure, if you had died on a Friday. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2490 | Yes, we have all your personal information in The Cloud, but this is just too much. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2491 | Okay, yes...I played a few rounds of golf with Donald Trump...and I helped him cheat...but besides that... | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2492 | My point is that couch potatoes can be good people too. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2493 | Morton Lewis. Seventy-six. Fashion designer. Peripheral artery disease. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2494 | To be fair, I wouldn’t be here if I had a colorful checkered past | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2495 | My suffering has ended and hers is just beginning. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2496 | You’re saying my midlife crisis was poorly timed? | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2497 | My wife thought they would help my chances. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2498 | You haven't seen a Titleist 7 around here, have you? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2499 | Sorry, but I wasn't given much notice. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2500 | Don't you judge me. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2501 | I'm Bolivian. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2502 | Here are my words of wisdom; get rid of those pants. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2503 | I'm thinking I missed the Nantucket exit. Correct? | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2504 | I signed up for the audience with the Pope without the extension! | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2505 | I knew about the moral code, but never was aware you had a dress code | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
2506 | I was a devout member of the Church of the Color Blind. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2507 | A table for one and some wings, please. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2508 | The circus is hiring. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2509 | Sign in. Ok. I'm sorry. There is a dress code. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2510 | Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Trousers | 1.2381 | 0.04693 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2511 | Well, let’s see your pants. Oh sorry! I forgot; you don’t have pants. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2512 | The devil wears Prada. God wears plaid. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
2513 | If I had known there was a dress code… | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2514 | I was assured that they were to die for. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2515 | It was the nature that made the golf course my Church on Sundays. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2516 | My wife picked them out. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2517 | Sorry sir, the gates of heaven have always been and always will be closed to golfers | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2518 | But they're my favorites! | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2519 | So “Whites” is the only washing cycle? | 1.2376 | 0.04592 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2520 | These are my technicolor dreampants. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2521 | If you give me ten more minutes I’ll change my pants. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2522 | And some balloons. This party looks completely dead. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2523 | Lier, lier… pants on…. Uh? | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2524 | I mean my wife said these pants were a sin but, uh what do you think? | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2525 | I have to admit I've had a checkered past. | 1.2375 | 0.04950 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2526 | Is this too loud for the library? | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2527 | Your friends were right. It's unforgivable. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2528 | I'm Joseph...my brothers hated my pants too. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2529 | But will they be in style forever? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2530 | Hey - guess who checked out in check? | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
2531 | It’s was a coat , a coat of many colors . | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
2532 | If I had known this was an in person meeting, I would have changed out of my pajama pants. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
2533 | I think it's a match made in heaven. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2534 | Just Checking | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2535 | Yes, you interrupted my video meeting. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2536 | You’re right… I don’t know how to sort these to be washed either. | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
2537 | “Can I borrow your clubs?” | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2538 | It's after Labor Day. WHY should I let you in? | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2539 | Primary colors to the left. Next! | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2540 | So I said “throw them out? Over my dead body!” and here I am. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2541 | If I'd known the parachute was defective I'd have worn something a little more muted. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2542 | Well, since you wore the party pants... | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
2543 | I assume there's a golf course? | 1.2368 | 0.05419 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2544 | The criteria is NOT smart casual. | 1.2368 | 0.06720 | 76 | 64 | 6 | 6 |
2545 | Not in those pants. Go Change. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2546 | Now I have time to work on my putting | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2547 | WHAT? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2548 | This won't help you, Stanley, I'm color blind. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2549 | I'd like to be judged on the content of my character, not the color of my pants. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
2550 | I heard that Heaven is 'party' from the waist down | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2551 | They're my pandemic pants! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2552 | Send in the Clowns | 1.2366 | 0.04297 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2553 | I like to think of it as ny own original sin. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2554 | My alma mater was Clown College. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2555 | That’s funny, my wife said she wouldn’t be caught dead ever wearing anything like this. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
2556 | There's a quiz to enter heaven??? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2557 | I’m hoping my lucky pants work better now than they did this morning. | 1.2364 | 0.04553 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2558 | I thought they best represented my personality" | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2559 | They said self-expression is liberating. I may have overshot the mark. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2560 | You are fashionably late. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2561 | Do you like my pants? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2562 | When they said my pants are to die for, I really thought it was just fashionista hype. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2563 | But I got into the Country Club in these! | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2564 | You had it locked in, eternity in Heaven...then you wore plaid! | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2565 | Are you telling me there's no golf up here? | 1.2360 | 0.05184 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2566 | Denied! 2B: Thou shalt not make unto thee any gaudy images. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2567 | I keeled over at a garage sale. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2568 | - - but the inner me lived the straight and narrow | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2569 | Funny, you seemed more virtuous over Zoom. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2570 | If I have to choose, I choose the pants. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2571 | I promise as soon as I get the robe I'll get rid of them. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2572 | But I aways thought you LIKED golf... | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2573 | Well, I didn't expect to die suddenly in an accident. And I'm not even wearing any underwear. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2574 | Seriously?! In Heaven?! | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2575 | Color me surprised! | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2576 | Need I remind you of Matthew 7:1? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2577 | Is your name Patches? | 1.2358 | 0.05043 | 123 | 102 | 13 | 8 |
2578 | Have you seen my ball? | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
2579 | I died of embarrassment?! | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2580 | I thought you liked stained glass! | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2581 | Yes, I'm late. Helen's still arguing with the mortician about my choice of pants. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
2582 | This is the only place my wife would let me wear them. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2583 | Dammit - I swore I wouldn’t be caught dead in these pants. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2584 | You admitted Joseph. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2585 | My wife said “Oh my God” when she saw my wallpaper pants - could this help my case? | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2586 | I've come before you in search of style. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2587 | Yes, it was a heart attack on the golf course. How did you know? | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
2588 | You don't see my name? But I thought GoToHell pants were a style, not a direction..... | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2589 | This is not the entrance to Madras? | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2590 | Sir,I Prayed with every swing at least 19 times a week. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2591 | well at least i'm wearing pants | 1.2353 | 0.04254 | 119 | 93 | 24 | 2 |
2592 | If you remember the 60s, you weren't there. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2593 | Died on the golf course, I see. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2594 | Damn it, I said no mixed fabrics. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2595 | My wife thought the pants would disqualify me, but I'm hoping they'll get me in. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
2596 | My only sin was committing fashion crime. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
2597 | I was playing golf. Had my first and last hole-in-one. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
2598 | I HAVE to give up golf? Or what? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2599 | Welcome! Those pants are to die for! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2600 | Blessed is the man who walks not in those pants. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
2601 | The invitation said 'come as you are'... | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2602 | I brought Joseph’s pants of many colors. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2603 | So…okay…I thought this was a Zoom call. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2604 | I wore these for just this occasion. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2605 | Tell me that you do have golf courses up here. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2606 | Don't let my grandpa see me if these, things will happen that no one should see | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2607 | I hope this doesn’t influence your decision. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2608 | Can I go where the comics are in color? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2609 | Are the pants a dealbreaker? | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2610 | But I can get into any country club in Florida in these pants! | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2611 | Could I just go back long enough to change my pants? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2612 | The pants you ask? I guess you had to be there to believe it. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2613 | Where is the Member Entrance? | 1.2342 | 0.05270 | 111 | 92 | 12 | 7 |
2614 | Mondrian is here, but he doesn’t play golf. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2615 | Sir,we have a dress code here. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2616 | It happened so fast, I didn't have time to change. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2617 | Sure! But, not with those pants. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2618 | Welcome to Dad Joke Heaven, we’re plaid you are here! | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2619 | My wife shot me. | 1.2340 | 0.05223 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2620 | I was kind of a big deal down on Earth. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2621 | Son, those slacks just got you a free ride to Hell | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2622 | PLEEEEASE……St Peter……..I won’t wear these pants again! | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2623 | I wish I had more time, you know, to change. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2624 | I don't know anyone here. Thought this might be a conversation starter.. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2625 | Ummm, you don't look anything like your pictures" | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2626 | These pants are so comfortable I feel like I've died and gone to heaven. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2627 | I thought fashion was the key to heaven. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2628 | No! I said, "Tell me about your checkered *past*!" | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2629 | Would you happen to have a matching set of wings? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2630 | I said multicoloured rain coat! | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2631 | Any chance you remember a guy named Joseph? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2632 | No. It’s black and white, your pants had no effect on my decision. Next! | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2633 | There's nothing you can do ... you're going straight to Hell!! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2634 | You can come in, but those pants didn't make the cut. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2635 | I guess I was hoping it would come down to more than just a fashion critique. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2636 | I am glad you made it. Now, let us prey. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2637 | God, what did I do wrong? Besides wearing these pants? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2638 | I thought I asked you to wear your Sunday best. | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
2639 | Chose the wrong day to clown around | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2640 | You think it's a bit too sporty for this occasion??? | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2641 | Oh, sure. Joseph and his coat of many colors can waltz right in. But Herman and his Twister pants get the extended interview. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2642 | Don't be puzzled by my Rubik's cube pants. | 1.2330 | 0.04720 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2643 | Rumor has it there’s no dress code to get in. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2644 | Given that you're omniscient -- I take it that's rhetorical. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2645 | How plaid do you want it? | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
2646 | These trousers never die | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2647 | Yes, I know these pants are a crime. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2648 | I'm just happy fashion crimes aren't mortal sins. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2649 | Yes, there’s even a dress code up here. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2650 | These pajamas were a gift from my grandkids. If I knew I was seeing you today I would have dressed more appropriately | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2651 | Do you think these pants make me fat? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2652 | This is Fashion Hell, and you are sentenced to these pants forever | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2653 | You want my verdict? Return them to Walmart. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2654 | You may deny me, but you cannot deny my sense of fashion. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
2655 | I figured with all the sinners in Hell, I’d have no problem getting a tee time here. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2656 | They thought my pants were too loud in Hell. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2657 | Ernö Rubik, table for one. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2658 | To get in, you have to pass with flying colors. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2659 | Excuse me, I'm looking for a Titleist 3. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2660 | Gee, we haven't had anyone from the Hamptons here for a while. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2661 | Come on Peter, everyone takes His name in vain on the golf course! | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2662 | Well, then, show me your pants so I can see what you mean. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2663 | I won't attempt to deny my checkered past. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2664 | Did you have to kill me on the golf course? | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2665 | Go and sin no more. You can return in five years, maybe, but wear different pants. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2666 | Hmm, you know, I did have my identity stolen a while back. Maybe check under Joe? | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2667 | I had the same problem telling traffic lights apart, too. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2668 | Oh sure, you can part the water 5000 years ago, but not ONCE on the 14th hole! | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2669 | Is it the pants? | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2670 | Too funky for heaven, too unserious for hell | 1.2323 | 0.04385 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2671 | I wanted to piss off the Far Right... | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2672 | Is this an exclusive club or can anyone enter? | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2673 | We have a comedian at Gate 5 …. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2674 | I'm sure those pants broke some sort of Commandment! | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2675 | This would be the last time he’d sidetrack a conversation with his Slacks of Theseus debate. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2676 | I think you're a fit for the golfing section. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2677 | Well, look who is talking. You could have done better yourself. A lot better. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2678 | I'm sorry, "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamslacks" just doesn't have the same ring. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2679 | Does my membership in PETA help? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2680 | No one asked if I wanted a shirt | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2681 | Did you by any chance see a Titleist land around here? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2682 | Since when is Heaven business casual? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2683 | I came dressed for pearly gates. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2684 | What’s the Wi-Fi password? | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2685 | Yes, his name is Joseph and he stole my Dreamcoat. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2686 | Sorry, I gave the matching coat to my son Joe when he went off to college. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2687 | I should've worn a tie. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2688 | Mr. Jones, I think those pants you wear take credit for any Purgatory time. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2689 | Appearances to the contrary, I do not have a checkered past. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2690 | But they told me my club membership is honored everywhere. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2691 | I see now - why your wife wanted you dead. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2692 | Well now I’m dying of embarrassment. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2693 | I was told there’d be theme nights. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2694 | Only pants can go through, you don't qualify | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2695 | I laid down the boogie and played that funky music. Next thing I know, I'm here. | 1.2315 | 0.04284 | 108 | 84 | 23 | 1 |
2696 | “That is my login, I’m the special character!” | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2697 | No, I would not agree that they are a quote unquote crime against humanity. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2698 | You should have solved those trousers before coming here. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2699 | I’m actually surprised I’m not in Hell, considering all the times my wife said I murdered fashion. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2700 | Your tee time is 3 o'clock today. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2701 | And to think, my wife called these pants ungodly. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
2702 | Are those Bode? | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
2703 | So when you said you wouldn't be 'caught dead' wearing those... | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2704 | Well, well, well... if it isn't Mr. Fancy Pants. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2705 | I wish I could say I'm in no place to judge. | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
2706 | Sorry St. Peter, I died while I was golfing | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2707 | No, you're fine. Bad taste isn't a mortal sin. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2708 | It's the clan madras tartan ...I am surprised you had to ask. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2709 | Don't judge me til you've seen the jacket. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2710 | Please St. Peter, let me in. I had no idea the Amish were so sensitive to bright colors! | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
2711 | They said you were the keeper of the keys - boy have I got a car for YOU! | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2712 | Well, um, yes . . . I guess you could call them sinful. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2713 | My pants are too loud for heaven!? | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2714 | I see you've committed crimes of fashion. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2715 | I had just finished the round of my life when you called me home. | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2716 | Am I cleared for golf? | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2717 | I was hoping this would be a festive occasion. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2718 | You’re good to enter, but first those hellishly gaudy pants must stay out. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2719 | nan | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2720 | I know you were shooting under par, but your time on earth was up. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2721 | Not with those pants! The down escalator is to the left. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2722 | I dig those pants! Come on in! | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2723 | C'mon! Let me in! I know Jesus loves to play golf. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
2724 | Let's see...Joseph, coat of many color | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2725 | You kept asking people to "solve your pants". Very clever, but it still makes you a sex offender. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2726 | I know they’re called go to hell pants, but… | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2727 | But it’s casual Friday… | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2728 | Wrong floor. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2729 | They told me I'd get in by the seat of my pants. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2730 | Just between you and Me- Twinzies. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2731 | No sir, I don't own a gun. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2732 | Of course they’re not in the Book—they’re the latest thing! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2733 | Well, I suppose I have had a rather colorful past, but only below the waist … | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2734 | I thought we were clear about this, the only rule for getting into heaven is don't mix your fabrics. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2735 | You see, I was trying to bring a splash of color to this magazine... | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2736 | Do I have to wear all white? | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2737 | Not wearing white after Labor Day-Congratulations! You’re in ! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2738 | Sir, you are dressed for a hand basket. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2739 | I hope you didn’t just let in a guy wearing a coat of many colors. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2740 | Wait- there’s a fashion commandment? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2741 | How long will I have to wear these? | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2742 | - “Exsqueeze me, I was just wondering if perchance this was heaven for cool brochachos like myself?” - “No.” | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2743 | No, you can't play through... | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2744 | You up for a round? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2745 | There's supposed to be a matching jacket, but some guy named Joe got the last one. | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
2746 | Do you play Twister here? | 1.2299 | 0.05472 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2747 | I wanted to color your judgment. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2748 | Been in purgatory, eh Come on in. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2749 | I don't care how good you were. Your wardrobe was awful. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2750 | I heard this is the last resort. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2751 | I got clobbered with an iron because of these pants! | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2752 | Yes, but THIS isn’t your home office. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2753 | What happens if I yell "fore" and no one is alive to hear it? | 1.2299 | 0.05222 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2754 | Yes, you’ll have to change. It’s a policy. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2755 | I worked from home to death. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2756 | I just thought wearing my cocktail party pants would get your attention. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2757 | I was told ‘shirt / shoes, no problem’… | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2758 | Well, yes. My idea of Heaven is playing golf every day! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2759 | Looks like someone didn't get the memo. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2760 | I judge you to be… funky. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2761 | I should be on the list. I was told to meet Joseph and coordinate? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2762 | This is your final judgement and you chose to wear those? | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2763 | The cleaners are still looking for my jacket. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2764 | Your lifetime of deeds would usually allow you in. But those slacks are only acceptable in Hell.. . | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2765 | And then the clown used my shirt as a napkin. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2766 | These cartoons are getting more moronic every week | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2767 | No one told you we have a dress code? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2768 | I am the Heaven fashion police I am your first gate keeper. | 1.2292 | 0.04183 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2769 | Your wife gets in, but you don't | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2770 | Eternity is a long time to spend in plain chinos. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2771 | So what is your excuse now? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 1 |