Contest #818


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818

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Your downstairs neighbors sent us.”
  2. “I told you I’ve been juggling a lot lately.”
  3. “You need to get your act together.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-09-11T21:06:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-09-25T21:07:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-09-19T21:07:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 26, 2022
Number of captions 4656
Number of responses 776315
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You told me to come back when I got my act together! 1.8431 0.01255 4353 1887 1262 1204
1 I preferred when it was just the elephant in the room 1.7649 0.01680 2246 1038 698 510
2 Circuits, Alexa! I said, ‘Order circuits!’ 1.7543 0.01720 2218 1067 629 522
3 I believe my new antidepressant is working! 1.7452 0.02299 1142 527 379 236
4 Make way! Make way for Trump's lawyers 1.7325 0.01775 2123 1070 551 502
5 Good news! I've decided to work from home, too! 1.7312 0.01723 2046 970 656 420
6 No Alexa, I meant play - the song - "Send in the Clowns"! 1.7282 0.01873 1821 896 524 401
7 It looks like Trump's defense team is paying a visit. 1.7273 0.02268 1287 649 340 298
8 You said you'd like to meet the clowns that blocked your driveway. 1.7195 0.01605 2271 1072 764 435
9 Nobody runs away to join the circus anymore, so we’re doing outreach. 1.7117 0.01729 1967 943 648 376
10 To silence these notifications, go to Settings. 1.7064 0.01622 2265 1105 720 440
11 Why do you have to make everything into a big production? 1.7031 0.02403 987 471 338 178
12 He got indicted! 1.6963 0.01580 2700 1444 632 624
13 Dad, I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is I’ve dropped out of law school… 1.6940 0.01466 2712 1332 878 502
14 Congratulations, you've won the New Yorker caption contest. 1.6923 0.01519 2727 1406 754 567
15 I meant to order a three-ring binder. 1.6834 0.01561 2391 1195 758 438
16 It's the Republican slate of candidates! 1.6772 0.01631 2395 1274 620 501
17 Now introducing … your 2022 Midterm Election candidates! 1.6681 0.01608 2335 1221 668 446
18 Republican Primary Ticket 1.6646 0.01894 1735 928 461 346
19 Whatever you just clicked on… don’t do it again. 1.6644 0.01850 1633 822 537 274
20 January 6, the Musical. 1.6583 0.01874 1759 946 468 345
21 Don’t be surprised. You accepted our terms and conditions. 1.6559 0.01855 1665 862 514 289
22 I saw your ad. Is the upstairs apartment still available? 1.6548 0.01560 2332 1203 731 398
23 When you know election season has started. 1.6538 0.01870 1577 802 519 256
24 Your profile said you’re seeking a woman for fun and good times. 1.6481 0.01858 1560 791 527 242
25 I guess you really can order anything on Amazon... 1.6408 0.01851 1609 836 515 258
26 Welcome! We're cirque de 6A! 1.6347 0.02176 1106 565 380 161
27 Darn auto correct, I meant circuits 1.6343 0.01568 2319 1240 687 392
28 I understand that you clicked “I Agree” on the bottom of the screen! 1.6307 0.01555 2348 1260 695 393
29 WORDLE in 1! WORDLE in 1! 1.6288 0.01748 1983 1105 509 369
30 We are from the Republican Party. Can we rely on your vote? 1.6280 0.01669 2145 1188 567 390
31 Honey! you didn't tell me your family was in town... 1.6241 0.02115 1221 649 382 190
32 Hope you don't mind me bringing work home tonight. 1.6229 0.01812 1578 818 537 223
33 OK, but I'm cancelling this after the trial period. 1.6200 0.01603 2071 1094 670 307
34 I told you I've been juggling a lot lately. 1.6200 0.01693 1871 992 598 281
35 I think there's been a mistake. I ordered home circuits. 1.6176 0.01584 2181 1173 669 339
36 Jimmy realized he needed to cut his gummy dosage in half. 1.6168 0.01907 1563 858 446 259
37 ”This is not what I meant when I said we need a third party 1.6140 0.02228 1101 595 336 170
38 You just agreed to the new Privacy Terms. Did you not read them? 1.6135 0.01837 1617 874 494 249
39 Bob suddenly regretted having only one bathroom. 1.6074 0.01827 1587 854 502 231
40 „Guys! I‘m on a Zoom call!!“ 1.6057 0.02058 1306 720 381 205
41 Whoa, are you seeing what I'm seeing? That bear is carrying a purse. 1.6041 0.02475 927 519 256 152
42 Wow! The circus has run away to join me. 1.5908 0.01833 1547 848 484 215
43 There’s the family you choose and the family your born with. 1.5840 0.02089 1214 679 361 174
44 You didn’t think I would run off and join one, did you, Dad? 1.5782 0.01997 1266 699 402 165
45 Parking was no problem. We came in one car. 1.5765 0.02038 1398 827 336 235
46 You put the toilet seat down! 1.5669 0.02138 1293 783 287 223
47 We sell door locks. 1.5651 0.02235 1168 705 266 197
48 I said "Send In The Clowns" not the whole darned circus! 1.5530 0.02275 953 543 293 117
49 Gimmie an A! Gimmie a D! Gimmie an H! Gimmie a D! 1.5524 0.02345 1144 730 196 218
50 I'm bringing back fun into our relationship, and also the bear is hungry. 1.5507 0.02302 877 489 293 95
51 Do me a favor and open the back door. 1.5497 0.02378 875 502 265 108
52 The bear needs to use the bathroom. 1.5490 0.02455 867 510 238 119
53 We’ve come for the cat! 1.5462 0.02527 800 468 227 105
54 Oh, I didn’t know you were working from home today too. 1.5454 0.02387 882 513 257 112
55 Wait! It’s our turn to host the family reunion again? 1.5414 0.02643 689 396 213 80
56 Hi, Sweetie. I landed the job! 1.5388 0.02369 902 532 254 116
57 I thought that I'd blocked the Fox News channel. 1.5376 0.02540 891 557 189 145
58 Oh, look, the Republican convention has started. 1.5364 0.02620 839 526 176 137
59 Good news! They're letting me work from home. 1.5342 0.02336 906 533 262 111
60 I guess those weren't normal mushrooms 1.5274 0.02633 747 453 194 100
61 Don’t mind us. We’re just running away to join a home. 1.5263 0.02610 857 549 165 143
62 Boy Amazon really appreciates it when you renew your Prime Membership 1.5241 0.02543 727 426 221 80
63 You asked what job I could get with my Liberal Arts degree. 1.5196 0.02724 741 467 163 111
64 You clicked ‘Accept All’. 1.5191 0.02667 732 451 182 99
65 My work from home request was approved. 1.5168 0.02453 776 459 233 84
66 I said, send in the clowns. 1.5148 0.02681 643 380 195 68
67 Damn that auto correct. I asked for Circuits. 1.5146 0.02703 717 446 173 98
68 The ring master said I could work form home today. 1.5128 0.02709 665 403 183 79
69 Honey, I get to work from home now too! 1.5113 0.02625 708 430 194 84
70 Looks like there’s another Trump rally in town. 1.5112 0.02836 671 425 149 97
71 I leaving you, Henry. I've found my calling. 1.5111 0.02767 630 381 176 73
72 You need to get your act together. 1.5105 0.02642 668 399 197 72
73 You said you wanted more excitement in the bedroom. 1.5066 0.02697 683 421 178 84
74 We decided to run off and join you. 1.5059 0.02858 595 364 161 70
75 These delivery apps are really getting competitive. 1.5052 0.02630 675 407 195 73
76 Sorry to bother you but can we use your bathroom? 1.5046 0.02686 656 398 185 73
77 Eureka! I've found a way to get your attention. 1.5044 0.03009 571 359 136 76
78 Feeling a little bored, Ray went ahead and hit “download all.” 1.5040 0.02822 619 382 162 75
79 Can I keep them, please, can I? They followed me home. 1.5040 0.02990 506 302 153 51
80 Dad, can we keep them? I promise to take them marching everyday! 1.5029 0.03041 515 314 143 58
81 I told you last week I'd be working from home today. 1.5023 0.02738 653 403 172 78
82 I don’t think she’d have wanted it to be a sad occasion. 1.5020 0.02960 510 304 156 50
83 If you really want to get rid of us, I recommend you go for the juggler! 1.5009 0.03014 557 349 137 71
84 Trump is wearing an orange jump suit. Pass it on. 1.5000 0.03060 556 353 128 75
85 Hi, we just moved into the apartment upstairs! 1.4968 0.02764 634 393 167 74
86 Hi! This from your Amazon fulfillment center. "76 Trombones" is out of stock but you may be interested in this item. 1.4958 0.02805 599 368 165 66
87 Don't bother; we're here. 1.4943 0.03089 526 332 128 66
88 Due to pandemic restrictions, the circus was forced to start making house calls. 1.4925 0.02871 597 375 150 72
89 Congratulations for winning the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest 1.4922 0.03067 579 379 115 85
90 The midterm election is upon us! 1.4915 0.02836 590 366 158 66
91 You really can order anything online 1.4908 0.02909 544 334 153 57
92 Looks like it time for the midterm elections. 1.4906 0.02735 640 399 168 73
93 You really CAN get everything on Amazon. 1.4898 0.02983 537 335 141 61
94 When you say “circus” and Alexa is listening. 1.4897 0.02807 629 398 154 77
95 The Jehovah’s Witnesses got a new marketing team. 1.4892 0.03138 507 322 122 63
96 It turns out you don't have to run away to join the circus after all!" 1.4885 0.02910 567 355 147 65
97 What kind of a bear carries a purse? 1.4884 0.02973 559 354 137 68
98 Introducing the 118th session of Congress! 1.4882 0.03092 551 358 117 76
99 Remember that "Make a Wish" contest at the supermarket? 1.4873 0.02767 589 361 169 59
100 Alexa! I said circuit training! 1.4865 0.03218 518 340 104 74
101 I thought I told Trump’s lawyers they couldn’t meet here 1.4864 0.02892 625 406 134 85
102 Good news, hon. The boss is letting us work from home today! 1.4855 0.03080 517 328 127 62
103 Mrs. Barnum immediately regretted P.T's decision to work at home. 1.4853 0.03091 546 355 117 74
104 I need to log off. Suddenly it’s become a real circus here. 1.4844 0.03102 481 299 131 51
105 Hi Dad, college didn't work out very well. 1.4837 0.03051 521 330 130 61
106 You emptied the dishwasher. 1.4832 0.03140 476 298 126 52
107 Honey I thought we agreed you would stop bringing work home 1.4831 0.02960 534 334 142 58
108 Dave was caught by surprise by Julia's mid-life crisis, but Boots the cat had seen it coming for some time. 1.4828 0.03169 495 317 117 61
109 You can't just come parading in here! 1.4803 0.03045 508 320 132 56
110 Can I run something by you? 1.4796 0.02943 538 338 142 58
111 Honey, I asked you not to bring work home. 1.4785 0.03090 512 328 123 61
112 I said, "Alexa, PLAY 'Send in the Clowns."' 1.4784 0.03233 510 338 100 72
113 We heard you put the toilet seat down. 1.4767 0.03186 430 265 125 40
114 I couldn't beat 'em, so I joined 'em. 1.4765 0.03170 533 355 102 76
115 Harry realizes he accidentally ordered an Internet Circus Provider 1.4765 0.03196 510 336 105 69
116 Ladies and gentlemen …. Let me introduce your Republican Party. 1.4761 0.03304 481 318 97 66
117 Hooray! You've successfully canceled an online subscription! 1.4753 0.03162 507 331 111 65
118 I said, "Bring in the clowns, not the whole circus." 1.4751 0.03130 503 325 117 61
119 The concierge said you wanted to order room circus 1.4738 0.03257 477 312 104 61
120 Is there someone named "Whiskers" here who has a birthday? 1.4721 0.03202 466 299 114 53
121 I googled “ Who is on Trump’s current legal team?” I wasn’t expecting you to show up in person! 1.4710 0.03357 448 294 97 57
122 I got the job, honey, but I'm going to be traveling a lot. 1.4700 0.03247 434 275 114 45
123 You did sign up for streaming entertainment. 1.4697 0.03030 511 327 128 56
124 Trump must have decided to run. 1.4671 0.03224 486 321 103 62
125 Fox News Live! Now on Oculus! 1.4660 0.03384 427 279 97 51
126 For putting the toilet seat back down. 1.4660 0.03353 397 251 107 39
127 You haven't won anything. We just need to use your bathroom. 1.4638 0.03122 470 301 120 49
128 I wanted you to know before things got too serious. 1.4633 0.03166 449 286 118 45
129 When “one-click” online purchases go awry 1.4627 0.03051 482 307 127 48
130 So, tell me again about your dysfunctional family. 1.4621 0.03401 383 243 103 37
131 What do you mean, 'what's going on?' This is life passing you by! 1.4619 0.03289 420 269 108 43
132 I cirque from home twice a week now. 1.4618 0.03448 353 220 103 30
133 We ran away to join YOU. 1.4609 0.03112 447 282 124 41
134 Ah, I see Trump's legal team have arrived. 1.4602 0.03652 415 287 65 63
135 You don’t just marry your spouse. You also marry their whole family. 1.4598 0.03457 398 260 93 45
136 Your downstairs neighbors sent us. 1.4573 0.03207 422 268 115 39
137 Well duh, of course there'll be an elephant in the room. 1.4567 0.03168 416 261 120 35
138 Sometimes, the circus runs away to join you. 1.4558 0.03133 419 262 123 34
139 Why can't you bring home a dead mouse like other cats? 1.4557 0.03602 395 267 76 52
140 Sorry for the intrusion, but as vestiges of the former administration's Whitehouse staff, we need a place to hideout. 1.4543 0.03478 383 250 92 41
141 Thank you for renewing your newspaper subscription. 1.4534 0.03311 397 254 106 37
142 Actually, the elephant is right outside the room! 1.4531 0.03379 373 237 103 33
143 Why can’t you just bring home mice, like the other cat? 1.4499 0.03359 389 251 101 37
144 Someone who hates you ordered a Circusgram! 1.4494 0.03263 405 260 108 37
145 We’re your first batch of computer dating matches! 1.4486 0.03418 370 238 98 34
146 Oh my, look what the cat dragged in. 1.4485 0.03208 437 285 108 44
147 Just what we need, another political circus 1.4462 0.03670 316 203 85 28
148 Wow, those shrooms kicked in fast! 1.4460 0.03564 352 230 87 35
149 You've just been admitted to MIT! 1.4454 0.03687 339 224 79 36
150 They just arrested Trump! 1.4444 0.03680 396 277 62 57
151 It was then that Herman knew the next election cycle had begun. 1.4444 0.03662 333 218 82 33
152 The rest of your shipment is on backorder. 1.4439 0.03532 383 257 82 44
153 Oh, hey. You're home early. 1.4434 0.03659 327 213 83 31
154 Alexa, I said play Send in the Clowns. 1.4433 0.03517 388 261 82 45
155 But you forgot to get bread. 1.4427 0.03558 323 206 91 26
156 You ordered spectacles? 1.4417 0.03590 369 248 79 42
157 We talked about not bringing work home! 1.4393 0.03464 346 223 94 29
158 It's not an insurrection, we're democrats! 1.4381 0.03862 315 212 68 35
159 Please rate your delivery. 1.4380 0.03375 395 262 93 40
160 Honey, we're home. 1.4379 0.03617 322 209 85 28
161 We'll be quick; our Mini-Cooper is double-parked. 1.4375 0.03633 320 208 84 28
162 Mistakingly, the circus came to Tom 1.4369 0.03443 396 267 85 44
163 Stay inside. It's a circus out there. 1.4362 0.03331 376 244 100 32
164 Good news they agreed I could work from home! 1.4358 0.03572 374 254 77 43
165 Yes, Election season is here! 1.4344 0.03416 366 240 93 33
166 Can we please use your bathroom? 1.4343 0.04218 251 167 59 25
167 I miss the pandemic. 1.4333 0.03523 360 240 84 36
168 The circus has joined me. 1.4319 0.03241 345 216 109 20
169 Did you actually READ your new rental agreement? 1.4310 0.03397 348 225 96 27
170 This better spice up our sex life. 1.4303 0.03632 323 213 81 29
171 That's right -- it's an election year! 1.4303 0.03605 323 212 83 28
172 Look who the cat brought in. 1.4303 0.03653 330 220 78 32
173 I read an article on spicing up your sex life. 1.4303 0.03623 337 225 79 33
174 I got the Wordle on the first try. 1.4294 0.03473 354 234 88 32
175 You’re ex said we could stay here. 1.4291 0.03896 296 199 67 30
176 Surprise! Where do you want the elephants? 1.4291 0.03590 296 189 87 20
177 I think I misunderstood the realtor when she told me the house was on the parade route. 1.4290 0.03537 345 229 84 32
178 Good news honey- I got a job! 1.4290 0.03370 359 234 96 29
179 When you impulsively hit the Buy Now button. 1.4282 0.03458 369 247 86 36
180 Best team building retreat ever! 1.4273 0.03296 344 219 103 22
181 And we all came in one car! 1.4271 0.03904 295 199 66 30
182 2022 GOP candidates for elected office on parade. 1.4261 0.03710 352 244 66 42
183 My batons are up here. 1.4261 0.04044 284 194 59 31
184 Honey I forget to tell you, my family is stopping by. 1.4259 0.03334 378 250 95 33
185 You ordered 'with the works'! 1.4259 0.03596 317 208 83 26
186 Honey, your family is here early 1.4244 0.03951 271 180 67 24
187 Oh Great, here comes the 2022 mid term elections. 1.4243 0.03673 304 200 79 25
188 If it even takes your mind off Trump for 30 seconds, then it's worth it. 1.4241 0.03628 323 215 79 29
189 Where’s the elephant? 1.4236 0.03783 288 190 74 24
190 Subtlety doesn't exactly run in the family, does it? 1.4228 0.03485 324 211 89 24
191 Oh no Alexa. I said order a little Caesars! 1.4227 0.03649 317 211 78 28
192 Actually,this IS your circus and these ARE your clowns 1.4224 0.03791 322 221 66 35
193 Your meds are kicking in! 1.4223 0.03950 296 203 61 32
194 Ah! Congress is back in session this week 1.4222 0.03853 315 217 63 35
195 The primaries are over, guess what comes next... 1.4218 0.03479 339 224 87 28
196 Magic Mushrooms are a great antidepressant, but there are side effects 1.4216 0.03572 370 256 72 42
197 Ask me if I got the job. 1.4215 0.03503 325 213 87 25
198 Yes, we held the Senate. 1.4207 0.03494 347 232 84 31
199 Wow, Trump’s whole staff is here! 1.4203 0.04045 295 206 54 35
200 I don't think I used the app correctly. 1.4201 0.03434 338 222 90 26
201 When did they add more justices? 1.4200 0.03744 350 246 61 43
202 We're here to limit your screen time. 1.4198 0.03399 324 209 94 21
203 Never say "send in the clowns" three times 1.4194 0.03512 341 228 83 30
204 When Bob learned what happens when you press Alt C. 1.4188 0.03722 308 207 73 28
205 I stole the show! 1.4183 0.04131 251 169 59 23
206 Wow, you really can get anything delivered these days. 1.4182 0.03871 275 183 69 23
207 Harry finally got proof, his life really is a three-ring circus. 1.4177 0.03610 328 221 77 30
208 You wouldn't take me anywhere so I decided to make my own fun. 1.4169 0.03628 319 214 77 28
209 Oh, the presidential campaign is starting 1.4162 0.03460 334 221 87 26
210 We decided to run away and join you! 1.4161 0.03577 322 215 80 27
211 Gosh, real life IS better than the internet. 1.4152 0.03428 342 227 88 27
212 We decided to have the faculty meeting in your home. 1.4142 0.03624 309 206 78 25
213 I did run away. But now I'm back. 1.4137 0.03804 278 185 71 22
214 Good news—the ringmaster approved my request to work from home. 1.4130 0.04057 276 191 56 29
215 Where’s the elephant the room? 1.4124 0.03807 274 182 71 21
216 Gee, I must've won the New Yorker's caption contest. 1.4121 0.03838 313 218 61 34
217 I bet you'll read the iTunes user agreement now! 1.4111 0.03910 287 197 62 28
218 We’re a tough act to follow. Just ask your house cleaners. 1.4103 0.03505 351 240 78 33
219 You left the door open again, didn't you? 1.4101 0.03590 278 180 82 16
220 We're the Former President's new legal team- as seen on TV. 1.4098 0.03855 305 212 61 32
221 Congress on break 1.4094 0.03804 298 204 66 28
222 Your husband would like us to let you know that he has done the dishes. 1.4091 0.04072 286 202 51 33
223 I'm leaving you. 1.4079 0.03528 331 224 79 28
224 Mind if we play through? 1.4066 0.03916 273 186 63 24
225 The divorce is final! 1.4062 0.03848 320 227 56 37
226 Look dear, the local Republican Party Committee followed me home! 1.4060 0.04004 298 212 51 35
227 My lows are really low, but my highs are incredible. 1.4056 0.03846 323 230 55 38
228 Welcome to your midlife halftime show. 1.4051 0.04039 274 191 55 28
229 Oh, is it time for an election already? 1.4033 0.03661 300 203 73 24
230 Congratulations! You're Introvert of the Year!" 1.4029 0.03947 273 188 60 25
231 Election season already? 1.4026 0.04151 231 156 57 18
232 Trump is back in town. 1.4018 0.04471 224 157 44 23
233 I heard if you’re attacked by a circus you should go for the juggler. 1.4016 0.04304 254 181 44 29
234 So Congress is back in session? 1.4014 0.03924 294 207 56 31
235 When you marry someone,you marry their family. 1.4008 0.04163 237 162 55 20
236 Hold it, you're in the wrong cartoon, 1.4008 0.03932 257 174 63 20
237 Thanks, but you want the apartment next door. 1.4007 0.03653 282 188 75 19
238 Your wife sent us - the bear has the divorce papers. 1.4007 0.03894 297 209 57 31
239 Didn't I opt out? 1.4000 0.03964 235 156 64 15
240 6th birthday, remember? You blew out ALL the candles. So here we are! 1.4000 0.04161 230 156 56 18
241 You finally looked up from your computer! 1.3986 0.03846 286 198 62 26
242 Can we borrow your clown car? 1.3985 0.03837 266 180 66 20
243 I told you we’d get him to look away from his laptop. 1.3983 0.04173 236 162 54 20
244 The US political system is here! 1.3981 0.03705 324 228 63 33
245 I placed an order at CIRCUITCity, not ... 1.3980 0.03740 304 211 65 28
246 You're not bothering us. Just keep working. 1.3979 0.03700 284 192 71 21
247 The circus ran away and joined me! 1.3977 0.03781 264 177 69 18
248 If this is a bad time, we can come back later. 1.3977 0.03908 259 176 63 20
249 I thought I called room SERVICE! 1.3972 0.03738 287 196 68 23
250 Damn auto-correct. I thought I was ordering a streaming SERVICE! 1.3972 0.03980 282 199 54 29
251 Sorry we came in without Ringling. 1.3967 0.03730 305 212 65 28
252 This is the last time I AirBNB my apartment during the GOP convention… 1.3965 0.03980 285 202 53 30
253 This is crazy! Why would a bear carry a purse? 1.3964 0.03517 338 234 74 30
254 Where's the clown? Mara Lago, Bedminster, Manhattan, jail? 1.3962 0.04190 260 185 47 28
255 A bear with a pocketbook. Now that’s something you don’t see everyday. 1.3962 0.03896 260 177 63 20
256 You’d better have a warrant! 1.3957 0.04226 235 163 51 21
257 The boss said I could work from home. 1.3954 0.03325 306 200 91 15
258 I got your mother to the airport. 1.3953 0.04104 258 181 52 25
259 And you said I'd never wear this outfit. 1.3953 0.04154 215 144 57 14
260 Mind if we use your bathroom? 1.3952 0.04185 248 174 50 24
261 Reminder that your colonoscopy is scheduled for 8 am tomorrow! 1.3950 0.03969 238 160 62 16
262 See, honey, not all my friends are clowns. 1.3947 0.03649 304 209 70 25
263 Midterm elections already? 1.3945 0.03858 256 173 65 18
264 Let's get this show on the road. 1.3945 0.04051 256 178 55 23
265 Wrong apartment. Judy Collins lives next door. 1.3943 0.04007 246 168 59 19
266 Is that a turtle with a party hat on?!?! 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
267 Just say hello. I'll explain later. 1.3942 0.03682 274 184 72 18
268 You remembered to put the seat back down! 1.3939 0.03647 297 203 71 23
269 And for $9.99 a month, the circus will come to you with Circus+ 1.3934 0.03844 272 187 63 22
270 Dave, your mom called. She's not coming for Thanksgiving. OR Christmas! 1.3934 0.04565 211 149 41 21
271 Don't mind us. We're just on our way to the RNC rehearsal. 1.3931 0.04128 262 186 49 27
272 May I have your attention please! 1.3930 0.03963 257 177 59 21
273 Bobby from Canada watching the American news. 1.3926 0.04257 242 171 47 24
274 Most cats just drag home mice. 1.3923 0.03736 260 174 70 16
275 We decided to run away from home and join you! 1.3915 0.03687 281 191 70 20
276 Your cable service sent us; we'll stay until service is restored. 1.3914 0.03586 304 208 73 23
277 Could’ve sworn I clicked on circuit transformers. 1.3913 0.04121 253 178 51 24
278 Don't worry, they all tested negative. 1.3909 0.04162 243 170 51 22
279 You ordered the pizza with everything? 1.3906 0.03893 256 175 62 19
280 You ordered pizzazz? 1.3906 0.04085 256 180 52 24
281 Did you forget that I'm working remotely today? 1.3898 0.03564 295 200 75 20
282 It was raining on our parade. 1.3898 0.03792 254 171 67 16
283 Don't worry, we stopped for dinner on the way. 1.3896 0.03951 231 155 62 14
284 Surprise, I sold the house to Barnum & Bailey! 1.3894 0.04186 208 140 55 13
285 We’re working on Trump’s next legal defense. 1.3893 0.04124 262 187 48 27
286 NOW have I got your attention? 1.3891 0.03951 239 162 61 16
287 well look what the cat dragged in 1.3891 0.04210 239 168 49 22
288 You should open that window. The human cannonball will be joining us in a minute. 1.3887 0.04111 247 173 52 22
289 But where are the clowns, there ought to be clowns. 1.3884 0.04450 242 177 36 29
290 Looks like Congress is back from the August break! 1.3880 0.03955 250 172 59 19
291 Here’s the pizzazz you ordered. 1.3879 0.03818 281 196 61 24
292 Congress has adjourned 1.3879 0.04561 214 153 39 22
293 I get to work from home now! 1.3878 0.03926 245 167 61 17
294 Sorry, wrong cartoon. We were looking for Family Circus. 1.3872 0.04173 235 164 51 20
295 So the circus is also working from home 1.3870 0.04097 261 186 49 26
296 Since you didn’t run away to join the circus, the circus came to join you! 1.3868 0.03816 243 163 66 14
297 You took out the garbage! 1.3864 0.03652 264 177 72 15
298 Relax, we don't have elephants anymore. 1.3863 0.03924 233 157 62 14
299 Wrong apartment. The Ringlings are upstairs. 1.3862 0.03602 290 198 72 20
300 They followed me home. 1.3858 0.03620 254 168 74 12
301 You said you wanted to meet my family 1.3857 0.03929 210 138 63 9
302 Alexa, I said streaming service not circus 1.3855 0.04162 249 177 48 24
303 Nothing definite, but you MAY be a winner. 1.3855 0.03875 275 193 58 24
304 I did not have to run away to join after all. 1.3853 0.04103 218 148 56 14
305 This is your brain on politics 1.3853 0.04154 218 149 54 15
306 This could have been an email 1.3853 0.04040 231 158 57 16
307 These pop-up ads are getting worse and worse. 1.3853 0.03993 231 157 59 15
308 Harold, I am DONE WITH COVID! 1.3853 0.04266 231 163 47 21
309 Where are the clowns? Send in the clowns. 1.3852 0.03891 244 166 62 16
310 On your left. 1.3850 0.04101 226 155 55 16
311 Why didn't you tell me we were hosting a Trump rally? 1.3846 0.03996 260 183 54 23
312 I've decided to work remotely. 1.3843 0.03912 242 165 61 16
313 Welcome to the new GOP! 1.3841 0.03685 302 212 64 26
314 Your mom sent us to get you off your computer. 1.3840 0.03826 250 170 64 16
315 Is this a bad time? 1.3839 0.04173 224 155 52 17
316 It’s always something! 1.3837 0.03745 258 175 67 16
317 ohhh, the GOP candidate parade!! 1.3834 0.04863 193 140 32 21
318 Could we borrow your tiny lion? 1.3833 0.03977 240 165 58 17
319 We’ll, one thing just led to another. 1.3831 0.03971 248 172 57 19
320 Attendees for the next MAGA rally make their way into the arena 1.3829 0.03969 269 191 53 25
321 I don't remember inviting congress over. 1.3827 0.03919 277 197 54 26
322 The in-laws are back. 1.3826 0.03608 264 177 73 14
323 Couldn't resist opening that suspicious email, could you? 1.3821 0.04034 246 172 54 20
324 I got the job! 1.3814 0.03865 215 142 64 9
325 Your cat booked us. 1.3813 0.03712 257 174 68 15
326 Hope this is the right house...... 1.3812 0.04035 223 152 57 14
327 We noticed you haven't been out for awhile, so we thought we'd drop by. 1.3811 0.03799 244 165 65 14
328 You should have read the agreement before hitting send. 1.3803 0.04044 234 162 55 17
329 And you must be the birthday boy! 1.3802 0.04036 242 169 54 19
330 Paul, wonders if he mistakenly took his teen son's drugs. 1.3797 0.03778 237 159 66 12
331 ”Thanks for calling Room Circus. 1.3796 0.04707 216 160 30 26
332 You told me to find a hobby 1.3796 0.04121 216 148 54 14
333 Thank you SO much for your order. 1.3796 0.04001 245 171 55 19
334 You elected a clown. What did you expect? 1.3795 0.04401 224 161 41 22
335 I think I subscribed to the wrong Showtime 1.3794 0.04031 253 179 52 22
336 We’ve run away to join you! 1.3790 0.03841 248 170 62 16
337 Oh, you're home early. 1.3790 0.04282 219 154 47 18
338 Didn't I tell you? Now I'm working from home. 1.3789 0.03879 256 178 59 19
339 Alexa, play “Send in the Clowns” 1.3787 0.04163 235 166 49 20
340 Congrats! You've been served. 1.3780 0.04267 209 145 49 15
341 Dad, they followed me home. Can I keep them? 1.3779 0.03947 217 146 60 11
342 You said I could invite in a few friends. 1.3778 0.03663 270 185 68 17
343 We fit in one car. 1.3778 0.03738 270 187 64 19
344 Geez, I ordered a pizza, not Fox News! 1.3776 0.04045 241 169 53 19
345 Do you think the hat’s too much? 1.3776 0.04157 196 132 54 10
346 You know the world is upside down when the circus runs away to join you ... 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
347 Just don’t talk about the elephant. 1.3772 0.04206 228 161 48 19
348 Oh great, the in-laws are back in town! 1.3772 0.04113 228 159 52 17
349 Did 76 trombones happen to come through here? 1.3770 0.04000 252 178 53 21
350 Guess what was half off at Macy's? 1.3768 0.04239 207 143 50 14
351 I know! You hate it when I bring work home… 1.3766 0.03891 239 164 60 15
352 The student loan for my MFA in Circus Studies has been forgiven! 1.3765 0.03891 247 171 59 17
353 I guess you really can order anything on the internet these days. 1.3765 0.03641 255 172 70 13
354 Something tells me I forgot to take my medication. 1.3764 0.03799 271 190 60 21
355 The sword swallower and fire juggler send their regrets. 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
356 Sorry - the elephants are still using the bathroom. 1.3762 0.04708 210 155 31 24
357 You said you wanted the whole shebang. 1.3760 0.03902 242 167 59 16
358 Look what the cat dragged in. 1.3756 0.04442 197 138 44 15
359 Congratulations! YOU are our 100th customer today! 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
360 We're here to run away with YOU! 1.3755 0.03772 237 160 65 12
361 Ta Rah Rah Boom Dee Ay, Trump’s gone to jail today!” 1.3755 0.04156 261 191 42 28
362 You seemed depressed. 1.3750 0.04279 200 138 49 13
363 They're indicting him? 1.3750 0.04269 216 152 47 17
364 Better grab a snow shovel,the elephants will be here any second. 1.3750 0.03996 208 140 58 10
365 Looks like all the Covid restrictions have finally been lifted. 1.3750 0.04064 224 155 54 15
366 I think I right clicked when I should have left clicked... 1.3750 0.04037 200 134 57 9
367 We're both going to work from home now. 1.3750 0.03793 264 184 61 19
368 The extroverts are here 1.3750 0.04209 224 158 48 18
369 Welcome to Cirque le Foyer… 1.3745 0.03800 267 187 60 20
370 Just when Jeremy thought he’d cleared his mind of all the demons, his circus of emotions decided to barge in. 1.3745 0.03804 251 173 62 16
371 I guess the Midterm Election Campaign Season is at hand. 1.3745 0.03886 235 161 60 14
372 You did say "There ought to be clowns, send in the clowns" 1.3740 0.03773 254 175 63 16
373 This is what Google says you want based on your browsing history. 1.3739 0.04037 222 153 55 14
374 I need to stop drinking when I’m on line shopping” 1.3737 0.04367 190 131 47 12
375 Your deposit is going to run away with us. 1.3735 0.03948 249 175 55 19
376 You ordered the Everything pizza? 1.3733 0.04287 225 161 44 20
377 Nothing. What's new with YOU?! 1.3733 0.04194 225 159 48 18
378 You wouldn't run away with us, so we came to you! 1.3733 0.04098 225 157 52 16
379 Be careful what you wish for. 1.3730 0.03707 252 172 66 14
380 Wow, DoorDash really stepped it up this time. 1.3727 0.04308 220 157 44 19
381 Hi Honey. Ask me about my day. 1.3722 0.04596 180 126 41 13
382 And YOU thought all I could bring in was a dead mouse. 1.3722 0.04528 180 125 43 12
383 The settlement's final. I get the house, you get the tent. 1.3722 0.04245 180 121 51 8
384 When you said you family was a circus, I thought you were being metaphorical. 1.3719 0.03982 199 133 58 8
385 Well, your door mat DID say ‘welcome’… 1.3718 0.03987 234 163 55 16
386 We decided it's time for an intervention. 1.3717 0.03665 269 186 66 17
387 We’re part of your streaming package. 1.3717 0.03777 269 189 60 20
388 I think you have the wrong address. This is 3 Ring circle. 1.3714 0.04401 210 150 42 18
389 The tiny car outside should have been a clue. 1.3713 0.04186 202 139 51 12
390 And just like that, Gary realized his life was, in fact, a circus. 1.3712 0.04276 229 165 43 21
391 You told me to get a hobby! 1.3711 0.04484 194 137 42 15
392 Congratulations! The Republican National Convention is being held in your apartment this year. 1.3707 0.04423 205 146 42 17
393 Shoot, the AA meeting already? 1.3706 0.04435 197 139 43 15
394 Oh, it’s election season already? 1.3705 0.04297 224 161 43 20
395 The divorce was granted! 1.3705 0.04203 224 159 47 18
396 You only took one Uber! 1.3704 0.04247 189 129 50 10
397 I'm working from home today 1.3702 0.03785 235 160 63 12
398 Alexa,find circus near me 1.3700 0.04272 200 139 48 13
399 Congress coming back from Labor Day vacation !! 1.3699 0.04120 219 153 51 15
400 Hi honey, the ring master said I can work from home! 1.3698 0.03925 265 190 52 23
401 Well, at least there’s no elephant in the room this time. 1.3697 0.04173 211 147 50 14
402 Great! Now I don't have to run off and join them 1.3696 0.04523 184 129 42 13
403 After six months of solitude and reading on Saturday nights, Bob’s friends stage an intervention. 1.3690 0.04341 187 129 47 11
404 We have a circus warrant. 1.3689 0.03826 244 169 60 15
405 I'm not really into quiet quitting. 1.3687 0.04743 179 128 36 15
406 I don't care if you did get Wordle in 2! 1.3684 0.04229 190 130 50 10
407 Hi honey, I had to bring some work home. 1.3684 0.03808 228 155 62 11
408 OMG! The House is back in session. 1.3684 0.04005 247 176 51 20
409 Your boss sent us in lieu of your 401k. 1.3684 0.04101 228 161 50 17
410 Thanks for leaving the door open to your imagination! 1.3684 0.04459 171 117 45 9
411 The circus followed me home. Can we keep it? 1.3682 0.03897 220 150 59 11
412 Guess what I joined today 1.3678 0.03852 261 185 56 20
413 Oh, I guess it’s time for the evening news. 1.3677 0.04066 223 156 52 15
414 Honey, your family's here. 1.3670 0.04129 218 153 50 15
415 Honey, I’m home! 1.3670 0.04280 218 156 44 18
416 Sure, come on in but can you get the dog in the tutu to take off her boots? 1.3667 0.04182 210 147 49 14
417 Let's keep it light. I want a divorce. 1.3667 0.04072 210 145 53 12
418 Introvert Nightmares 1.3667 0.04786 180 130 34 16
419 Honey, my new job requires me to work from home. 1.3664 0.04185 232 167 45 20
420 Dad’s home. 1.3663 0.04237 202 141 48 13
421 Oh great, there goes my nap! 1.3663 0.04438 172 118 45 9
422 Tired of the Internet yet? 1.3661 0.04100 224 158 50 16
423 I was going to run away TO the circus! 1.3660 0.03921 235 164 56 15
424 I know we just left … but Cecil the Bear forgot his phone charger. 1.3659 0.04362 205 146 43 16
425 Well, you shouldn't have complained that he never drags in anything interesting. 1.3657 0.04256 216 154 45 17
426 Try to look surprised. 1.3657 0.04205 216 153 47 16
427 I've decided to divorce you and marry a real clown. 1.3655 0.03977 238 168 53 17
428 You should see the car they came in. 1.3655 0.03977 238 168 53 17
429 I couldn't stand the quiet after the kids went to camp. 1.3655 0.03932 197 132 58 7
430 Looks like Congress is on a break ... again. 1.3651 0.04113 241 174 46 21
431 Remember when I said some friends from work were coming over for dinner? 1.3651 0.04071 241 173 48 20
432 Quarantine is over. 1.3650 0.04380 200 142 43 15
433 Could we use your phone? Our car broke down. 1.3649 0.04124 222 157 49 16
434 Thank you for signing up for our new streaming entertainment service. 1.3636 0.03890 220 151 58 11
435 Elect a clown. Expect a circus.. 1.3636 0.04291 198 139 46 13
436 We’re the attachment to unsolicited email. 1.3636 0.04265 187 129 48 10
437 You never pay attention to me 1.3636 0.04292 176 120 48 8
438 I said Feline not Fellini! 1.3636 0.04609 209 155 32 22
439 You should have read the fine print when you installed Ring. 1.3632 0.04362 201 143 43 15
440 Seriously, mom, I was about to call you back. 1.3632 0.04305 201 142 45 14
441 Honey, look what the cat dragged in. 1.3632 0.04419 201 144 41 16
442 Do an evening class…make new friends you said… 1.3632 0.04220 190 131 49 10
443 I thought I bought a Ring doorbell, not a 3-ring doorbell. 1.3629 0.04160 237 172 44 21
444 The airline found our luggage! 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
445 Honey, I think I may have mixed up my prescriptions again… 1.3624 0.04173 229 165 45 19
446 Wow...that's a lot for just $8.99 a month." 1.3624 0.04127 229 164 47 18
447 I stand corrected. It IS my circus. 1.3623 0.04161 207 145 49 13
448 We saw your resume. Yes, we can offer you an interesting, fun and challenging job. 1.3622 0.04379 196 139 43 14
449 I told Morris he could bring, "one or two friends." 1.3621 0.03871 243 171 56 16
450 Take us to your ringleader. 1.3621 0.03902 232 162 56 14
451 Wait,what is Congress doing here? 1.3620 0.04279 221 160 42 19
452 Congratulations for paying off your student loans" 1.3617 0.04313 188 131 46 11
453 Remember our talk about spicing up our sex life? 1.3617 0.04631 188 136 36 16
454 I ordered “Carvel”, not “Carnival” Autocorrect got me again! 1.3616 0.03893 224 155 57 12
455 ''All I did was unsubscribe!....'' 1.3616 0.04492 177 124 42 11
456 Surprise, your lease is up! 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
457 All I did was register Republican. 1.3612 0.04379 227 168 36 23
458 Your mother heard the news you might be moving out. 1.3612 0.04103 227 162 48 17
459 You booked us...not bookmarked us 1.3609 0.04635 169 119 39 11
460 We're here to set up your internet. 1.3608 0.04285 194 136 46 12
461 This is not so much a caption as a comment ! I am the Director of New York's Village Halloween Parade and basically this is my living room! I recognized it right away! 1.3606 0.04144 208 146 49 13
462 Do we have the wrong address? 1.3604 0.03809 222 152 60 10
463 Sorry I had to bring work home today 1.3602 0.04318 211 152 42 17
464 Elections start earlier and earlier... 1.3602 0.03935 211 145 56 10
465 You didn't win anything, Mr. Jones, but there was an open spot in our schedule. 1.3600 0.04075 200 138 52 10
466 I knew I could find a way to get your attention! 1.3600 0.03775 225 154 61 10
467 This is the side of my family I didn't tell you about" 1.3598 0.04275 214 154 43 17
468 The Circus wants to run away to live with us! Is that OK? 1.3594 0.04182 217 155 46 16
469 The trapeze artist will swing by later." 1.3594 0.04249 192 134 47 11
470 Wow! It must almost be time for midterms 1.3592 0.03814 206 139 60 7
471 Maybe I shouldn't have invited the whole family for Thanksgiving 1.3590 0.03922 234 165 54 15
472 Please don’t tell me you brought work home again 1.3590 0.04389 195 139 42 14
473 He's been indited! 1.3589 0.04602 209 156 31 22
474 We’re here for our family reunion! 1.3585 0.04142 212 150 48 14
475 Looks like another election year. 1.3583 0.04256 187 130 47 10
476 You said you wanted more surprises in the bedroom! 1.3578 0.04412 218 161 36 21
477 Did you all fit in one car? 1.3576 0.04626 165 116 39 10
478 And you thought I forgot your birthday! 1.3575 0.04175 221 159 45 17
479 Dad, found a school I loved in Sarasota. 1.3571 0.04490 168 117 42 9
480 Honey, I brought a few friends home for dinner” 1.3571 0.03825 210 143 59 8
481 I'm working from home tonight. 1.3568 0.03703 241 167 62 12
482 Oh, thank god. You found my umbrella 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
483 And still no elephant in the room? 1.3568 0.04284 213 154 42 17
484 Cats always let you know when they want something. But it’s not always clear what. 1.3568 0.04265 199 141 45 13
485 Relax, we left the seventy-six trombones on the bus. 1.3567 0.04437 171 119 43 9
486 Just then the shrooms kicked in... 1.3565 0.04191 216 155 45 16
487 Hey, computer guy, maybe you can help us get more band width. 1.3564 0.04221 202 143 46 13
488 Where are your masks? 1.3564 0.04103 202 141 50 11
489 I met them in the elevator 1.3564 0.04221 202 143 46 13
490 So that's what happens when you hit 'Control C'. 1.3564 0.04804 188 140 29 19
491 But did you remember to pick up some milk? 1.3562 0.04442 219 163 34 22
492 Catnip lets everyone see the world differently! 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
493 We have the Airbnb rental tonight. 1.3560 0.04385 191 136 42 13
494 The circus is in town? No, Burning Man just ended. 1.3560 0.04126 191 132 50 9
495 It's amazing what you can stream these days... 1.3558 0.04410 163 112 44 7
496 The Congressional delegation has arrived! 1.3557 0.04519 194 141 37 16
497 Johnny! Keep the volume down! It sounds like a circus in there! 1.3557 0.04459 194 140 39 15
498 Hi Honey. I'm working from home today. 1.3553 0.03937 228 161 53 14
499 Where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns! 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
500 This is the last time I order a pizza with "everything." 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
501 But you dialed "888" for Room Circus! 1.3551 0.04369 214 157 38 19
502 Lucky for you the elephants called in sick today. 1.3550 0.04421 200 145 39 16
503 Politics starts early this year. 1.3548 0.04018 217 153 51 13
504 That time the circus ran away to join a family 1.3548 0.04018 217 153 51 13
505 Who let the Texas State Legislature up the elevator again? 1.3547 0.04592 203 151 32 20
506 Used to be called the circus, now it’s called life. 1.3545 0.04415 189 135 41 13
507 I think you want the tent next door. 1.3545 0.04083 189 130 51 8
508 OMG! Dad gave me the wrong Brownie again. 1.3545 0.04478 189 136 39 14
509 Great news! I'll be working from home! 1.3544 0.04329 206 149 41 16
510 Is that bear carrying a purse??? 1.3543 0.04144 223 161 45 17
511 Wow, this virtual reality stuff gets better every day! 1.3542 0.04240 192 135 46 11
512 Guess what I won at the PTA raffle. 1.3540 0.03858 226 158 56 12
513 Your girlfriend wants you to know she really is sorry, and if you don’t accept her apology she is subletting her share of the lease to us. 1.3539 0.04316 178 124 45 9
514 Hi. Can we use you bathroom? 1.3539 0.04389 178 125 43 10
515 We’re doing a residency. 1.3539 0.03989 243 176 48 19
516 The Jehovah Witnesses have really upped their game. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
517 I ordered clowns, where are the clowns? 1.3533 0.04420 167 116 43 8
518 Don’t bother, they’re here. 1.3532 0.04403 201 146 39 16
519 To get elephants you have to specify Circus Maximus. 1.3529 0.04246 187 131 46 10
520 Should’ve read the easement. 1.3529 0.04525 170 120 40 10
521 I had a really productive session at therapy today. 1.3529 0.04634 187 137 34 16
522 Your upstairs neighbors hired us to be louder than them. 1.3527 0.04030 207 145 51 11
523 Siri, I meant play 'Send in the Clowns,' not actually send them in." [NOTE TO EDITOR: please underline the word "play." 1.3524 0.04214 210 151 44 15
524 I should have known better than to download that midterm election app 1.3522 0.03957 230 164 51 15
525 Hi honey, I brought home a few friends from work! 1.3521 0.04225 213 154 43 16
526 What did you think - FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 555-7899 - would mean? 1.3520 0.04421 196 142 39 15
527 Zoom classes are over, time to join the real world. 1.3520 0.03919 196 134 55 7
528 We're the 'three ring' you just ordered on Amazon. 1.3520 0.04421 196 142 39 15
529 Mom? 1.3520 0.04595 196 145 33 18
530 We’ll be gone when you wake up! 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
531 Good news, my manager said I could work from home. 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
532 All I did was google Big Top 1.3516 0.04040 219 156 49 14
533 We thought we should introduce ourselves to our new downstairs neighbor! 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
534 I think we found our balancing act. 1.3514 0.04204 185 129 47 9
535 The sign on your door read "make noise, doorbell broken". 1.3512 0.04227 205 147 44 14
536 Well, technically it joined me. 1.3511 0.04021 188 129 52 7
537 See honey, work from home is the way of the future. 1.3511 0.04294 188 133 44 11
538 We decided to go fully remote too! 1.3509 0.04426 171 120 42 9
539 You elect a clown, expect a circus 1.3509 0.04653 171 123 36 12
540 It's true! You can order anything on the internet. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
541 Your pizza is on the way. We’re the extras you ordered”. 1.3506 0.04669 174 126 35 13
542 Did someone order a pizza with everything? 1.3505 0.04267 194 138 44 12
543 You've been selected to beta-test Facebook's new birthday experience. 1.3505 0.04267 194 138 44 12
544 I now know why we got such a great deal on the rent. 1.3504 0.03861 234 166 54 14
545 This is why I didn't want kids. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
546 It's the cats birthday! How else are we gonna celebrate? 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
547 I never should have taught that cat how to open the door. 1.3502 0.03902 217 152 54 11
548 'Live streaming coming to your living room.' 1.3500 0.03973 220 156 51 13
549 I wasn’t expecting this until after the midterms. 1.3498 0.04077 203 143 49 11
550 But I disabled all pop ups… 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
551 Had to jump through a lot of hoops to make this surprise party happen. 1.3495 0.03918 206 143 54 9
552 You said you wanted nothing in tents tonight. 1.3495 0.03978 206 144 52 10
553 Sorry,wrong tent. 1.3492 0.04276 189 134 44 11
554 Can we interest you in a home alarm system? 1.3492 0.04405 189 136 40 13
555 We heard you had sex. 1.3491 0.04440 212 158 34 20
556 Nathan's last day at Quiet Meadows Apartments before his eviction after accidentally ordering a circus on Amazon. 1.3490 0.04357 192 138 41 13
557 It was either sub-let the closet to a circus or move to Hoboken…I guess I can sleep with earplugs. 1.3490 0.04165 192 135 47 10
558 We're staying because no way we are getting back into that Uber. 1.3487 0.04040 238 174 45 19
559 She’ll never believe this. Safer to go with the dog ate my homework. 1.3486 0.04151 218 158 44 16
560 I knew my life was a circus, but…. 1.3486 0.04354 175 123 43 9
561 When a surprise party is planned by a cat! 1.3483 0.04451 178 127 40 11
562 They really weren’t kidding about same day shipping 1.3483 0.04000 178 121 52 5
563 The mushrooms in your pizza sent us. 1.3483 0.04221 201 144 44 13
564 Your ex-wife sent us to celebrate the divorce :-) 1.3482 0.04072 224 162 46 16
565 It happens every time I play that Judy Collins song 1.3481 0.04330 181 128 43 10
566 I'm sorry babe, had to bring work home. 1.3478 0.03920 184 125 54 5
567 I was serious about running away to join the circus, but I never said I wouldn't come back! 1.3478 0.04351 184 131 42 11
568 I told you there was no such thing as 'quiet quitting.' 1.3478 0.04551 184 134 36 14
569 Air B&B stands for Barnum and Bailey 1.3476 0.04461 164 115 41 8
570 I think my adding "Extrovert" to my dating profile may have been a mistake. 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
571 What happens when you buy the Ringling doorbell by mistake. 1.3474 0.04001 213 151 50 12
572 Just another knock-off of Hieronymus Bosch. 1.3473 0.04568 167 119 38 10
573 You're late, the surprise party was yesterday! 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
574 I know how you hate surprise parties, so I ordered you one. 1.3472 0.04212 193 137 45 11
575 MAGA is here 1.3472 0.04461 193 141 37 15
576 Ironically, the circus had always wanted to run away and join James. 1.3468 0.04194 222 163 41 18
577 YEAH! The kids went back to school. 1.3468 0.04384 173 122 42 9
578 Another election year already? 1.3466 0.04481 176 126 39 11
579 Congratulations! You are our one-millionth DoorDash customer! 1.3465 0.04262 202 146 42 14
580 Cheer up, you look like you've never seen Congress on recess before. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
581 Do you mind if I work from home today? 1.3464 0.04060 179 123 50 6
582 They're happy all their kids are back in school. 1.3464 0.04358 179 127 42 10
583 We’re your new neighbors, the Soleils. 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
584 Why can’t they accept that I’m retired 1.3463 0.04103 205 146 47 12
585 The door to my imagination is finally open. 1.3462 0.04167 182 127 47 8
586 Oops ... thanks Amazon, but umm ... how do I return it? 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
587 What do you mean it's not your birthday? 1.3460 0.03910 211 148 53 10
588 Your Zoom background is here! 1.3460 0.04024 211 150 49 12
589 Time for mid-term elections! 1.3459 0.04263 185 131 44 10
590 It's nearly election season. 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
591 What's this? I ordered 76 trombones 1.3458 0.04200 214 156 42 16
592 I think we messed up our DoorDash order. 1.3457 0.04542 188 138 35 15
593 Mr. Whiskers, did you list the guest room on Airbnb again? 1.3457 0.04350 188 135 41 12
594 Is the GOP holding their meeting here? 1.3457 0.03933 243 177 48 18
595 Did you order cirque du same day?” 1.3455 0.04269 165 114 45 6
596 Looks like congress is back in session. 1.3455 0.04354 165 115 43 7
597 Not exactly the alt+shift result you were expecting? 1.3452 0.04221 168 116 46 6
598 You said you wanted to liven up our marriage... 1.3452 0.04334 197 143 40 14
599 We got tired of waiting for you to run away. 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
600 We thought you might be wondering about all the noise upstairs. 1.3452 0.04151 197 140 46 11
601 Just getting ready for midterm elections 1.3450 0.04642 171 124 35 12
602 The midterm election campaigns seem to start earlier every year. 1.3450 0.04414 171 121 41 9
603 I told you not to feed them. 1.3450 0.04229 200 144 43 13
604 We're an intervention sent by your family. 1.3450 0.04047 200 141 49 10
605 Now I kinda hate they banned the elephant in the room. 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
606 Mom, your PTA friends are here! 1.3448 0.04186 203 146 44 13
607 I thought you were done bringing your work home with you. 1.3447 0.04028 206 146 49 11
608 Welcome to the neighborhood! 1.3446 0.04239 177 124 45 8
609 You ordered the special? 1.3443 0.03837 212 148 55 9
610 Every time we fight, she has to go for the juggler” 1.3443 0.04008 212 151 49 12
611 Sorry,wrong apartment. 1.3443 0.04428 183 132 39 12
612 It's my night to host the bridge club. 1.3441 0.04105 186 130 48 8
613 I said "Send in the clowns," not the entire circus! 1.3439 0.04265 189 135 43 11
614 Yes, we have a warrant. 1.3438 0.04532 192 142 34 16
615 You have the wrong cartoon, this isn't Family Circus! 1.3436 0.04112 195 138 47 10
616 Look what I got at the tent sale! 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
617 Your vote counts 1.3433 0.03969 201 141 51 9
618 When cats make their own birthday party plans 1.3431 0.04339 204 150 38 16
619 What’s wrong? You bring your work home with you, too. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
620 Somethings off. Is that bear carrying a pocketbook? 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
621 Where's your bathroom? Our bear won't use the woods. 1.3427 0.04144 178 124 47 7
622 Well, if you can’t beat ‘em… 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
623 This was not what I had in mind when I said home-entertainment 1.3423 0.04545 149 104 39 6
624 Election season has begun 1.3422 0.04359 187 135 40 12
625 I know it’s been 23 years since you wished you could run away and join the circus, but you wouldn’t believe the backlog we have. 1.3422 0.04425 187 136 38 13
626 You said I could invite friends from work 1.3422 0.03870 187 128 54 5
627 The media circus has taken things to a whole new level. 1.3421 0.04563 190 141 33 16
628 Kevin, your circus tickets are, in fact, non-refundable! 1.3420 0.04072 193 136 48 9
629 Hi, Josh. I hope you don’t mind, but, I had to bring some work home with me. 1.3418 0.04578 196 147 31 18
630 Aren't you glad you accepted all the cookies? 1.3418 0.04558 158 112 38 8
631 Are you looking for the location of the Trump Administration Alumni Conference? 1.3416 0.04253 202 147 41 14
632 Sorry, just passing through 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
633 I’ve told you before - Stephen Sondheim lives next door. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
634 Just passing through! 1.3413 0.04228 167 116 45 6
635 Can we borrow a tent? A big one? 1.3413 0.04312 167 117 43 7
636 We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
637 Guess who just died? 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
638 Hi George. Thank you for signing the prenup. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
639 I've decided to try working from home. 1.3412 0.04344 170 120 42 8
640 Looks like we're losing a turtle, do either of you want to join? 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
641 I decided to work from home. 1.3410 0.04448 173 124 39 10
642 A circusgram to brighten your day from a friend so far away 1.3408 0.04274 179 127 43 9
643 You could have just knocked. 1.3407 0.04299 182 130 42 10
644 No, the meeting of Republican senate candidates is across the hall. 1.3405 0.04455 185 135 37 13
645 Oh, is the Trump rally today? 1.3405 0.04388 185 134 39 12
646 What did I win? 1.3403 0.04096 191 135 47 9
647 The circus ran away to join you! 1.3401 0.04370 147 101 42 4
648 Not your average bachelor party. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
649 I brought my work home. 1.3401 0.04141 197 141 45 11
650 When I commented "Send in the clowns" in response to the latest Donald Jr tweet, I didn't expect the entire House of Representatives to show up 1.3400 0.04160 200 144 44 12
651 It was the cat's idea. 1.3398 0.04192 206 150 42 14
652 You just Googled “circus,” right? 1.3397 0.04094 209 151 45 13
653 On the first day of the fall semester, Tom's ADHD returns. 1.3397 0.04038 209 150 47 12
654 Due to budget cuts, we’ll be working from home. Your home. 1.3397 0.04205 209 153 41 15
655 They did say, "Be careful what you wish for!" 1.3395 0.04305 162 113 43 6
656 Welcome to working from home, Ringmaster. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
657 Former President Trump has endorsed us and we hope we can count on your vote in November! 1.3394 0.04083 218 159 44 15
658 Since you won’t let me join the circus, I decided to ask the circus to join us. 1.3394 0.04167 165 114 46 5
659 Not in my litter box. 1.3393 0.04122 168 116 47 5
660 Turns out it is your circus, even without the monkeys. 1.3391 0.04427 174 125 39 10
661 This acid is way too strong. 1.3390 0.04729 177 132 30 15
662 Is this how they justify the rent increase? 1.3389 0.04181 180 127 45 8
663 Whoa! I thought I ordered circuits. 1.3388 0.04279 183 131 42 10
664 Just how long are the in-laws planning to stay here? 1.3387 0.04301 186 134 41 11
665 They’re here for the elephant in the room 1.3386 0.04120 189 134 46 9
666 The Internet is down but we wanted you to know we liked your Facebook post. 1.3384 0.03997 198 140 49 9
667 I never dreamed they'd offer a work-at-home option! 1.3383 0.04202 201 146 42 13
668 You’re early. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
669 I brought my circus of friends. 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
670 Here comes THE DONALD! 1.3376 0.04995 157 117 27 13
671 Don’t worry, Amazon welcomes returns. 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
672 I'm going to work from home today 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
673 Wow All I did was change the kitty litter. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
674 The kids are back in school! 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
675 Note to self: read the warning label on that new brand of tea I bought..... 1.3373 0.04320 166 117 42 7
676 And now, the Evening News... 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
677 I told you to wait in the car 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
678 Just what can one cat waving a balloon can drag in. 1.3371 0.04406 175 126 39 10
679 Remember when you were a kid and you wanted to join the circus? Well, we just got your resume! 1.3371 0.04016 175 121 49 5
680 Nice to meet you, we're your new upstairs neighbors! 1.3371 0.04499 178 130 36 12
681 (Sigh) And you get mad at ME when I bring a mouse inside... 1.3370 0.04307 181 130 41 10
682 Beats couples counseling, don't you think? 1.3369 0.04349 187 136 39 12
683 So glad we don’t have to deal with an elephant in the room. 1.3368 0.04170 190 136 44 10
684 Election season again 1.3362 0.03777 235 169 53 13
685 No, I said my new job was 'in tents' 1.3357 0.04320 143 98 42 3
686 We saved on gas getting here in the clown car. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
687 Clearly, they lost their ring leader. 1.3356 0.04820 149 108 32 9
688 You can’t run from us, Bailey. Now get back in the cannon! 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
689 Cirque du WTF? 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
690 I said I needed a purpose,not a circus 1.3354 0.04312 161 113 42 6
691 Don't worry, we all just got the BA.4. and BA.5. booster 1.3353 0.04382 167 119 40 8
692 May we use your restroom? 1.3353 0.04641 170 125 33 12
693 But I ordered 76 trombones. 1.3353 0.04167 170 119 45 6
694 Sometimes I bring my work home with me. 1.3353 0.03818 170 115 53 2
695 Doorbell not working? 1.3353 0.04122 173 121 46 6
696 Per your request, no elephants. 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
697 The latest Mar-a-Lago legal team has just showed up for work. 1.3352 0.04683 179 134 30 15
698 FELLINI IS HERE! 1.3352 0.04113 179 126 46 7
699 Trump's new legal team has arrived. 1.3351 0.04574 185 138 32 15
700 Some coworkers were in town for a conference, so I invited them to stay. 1.3351 0.04171 185 132 44 9
701 Hi Honey! I've offered to hold our faculty meetings here. 1.3351 0.04409 191 141 36 14
702 Wrong House. Barnum lives next door. 1.3350 0.04168 203 148 42 13
703 Should we have called first? 1.3350 0.04049 203 146 46 11
704 Your Facebook friends told us you needed a little more excitement in your life! 1.3333 0.04327 165 117 41 7
705 Fellini's living room. 1.3333 0.04290 186 135 40 11
706 And your father said there was no way to get your attention away from that game! 1.3333 0.04290 177 127 41 9
707 Looks like Fellini is home. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
708 All just for opening an account at the new bank! 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
709 I see midterm election season is in full swing. 1.3333 0.04264 192 140 40 12
710 Now you know what pressing Ctrl-Alt-Delete does. 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
711 You can't run from your past Bozo 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
712 RNC Convention 1.3333 0.05030 162 123 24 15
713 It’s always a circus around here. 1.3333 0.04407 144 100 40 4
714 Where’s the kitchen? 1.3333 0.04229 171 121 43 7
715 I got the circus. You get the bread? 1.3333 0.03979 177 123 49 5
716 why isn't the bear dancing? 1.3333 0.04550 162 117 36 9
717 What are you asking me for? You're the one who hit "enter. 1.3333 0.03898 189 132 51 6
718 Mom, set a few more plates for dinner! 1.3333 0.04215 177 126 43 8
719 Looks like we lost the eminent domain challenge. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
720 Didn't I tell you I was working from home today? 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
721 Um, I thought we all agreed today’s meeting was via Zoom. 1.3333 0.04594 180 134 32 14
722 I think you're looking for the Fellini's next door. 1.3333 0.04229 171 121 43 7
723 We are working from home. 1.3317 0.03977 208 150 47 11
724 I hate the Midterms 1.3317 0.03932 202 144 49 9
725 Guess, what I joined? 1.3317 0.04337 199 148 36 15
726 Your therapist sent us to cheer you up! 1.3316 0.03882 190 133 51 6
727 I hope my pizza is in there somewhere. 1.3316 0.04134 187 134 44 9
728 ...there ought to be clowns... 1.3315 0.04223 181 130 42 9
729 This is not your typical dog and pony show 1.3315 0.04366 181 132 38 11
730 Thank you for hitting Alt/Circus! 1.3314 0.04393 175 127 38 10
731 We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty! 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
732 Happy divorce anniversary from your ex" 1.3314 0.04612 175 130 32 13
733 You pressed ‘Escape.’ 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
734 I’m going to need more hummus. 1.3314 0.04128 172 121 45 6
735 Guess what you are celebrating today, Mr. Clueless! 1.3314 0.04044 172 120 47 5
736 Hi, hon—I made some new friends! 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
737 Look! The circus ran away to join YOU! 1.3313 0.04787 166 124 29 13
738 It’s Amazon’s new ‘you-bought-it-with-your-subconscious’ feature 1.3313 0.04472 166 120 37 9
739 Excuse us, sir, this is the FBI Deep Camouflage Unit and we're here for a routine document search and grab. 1.3313 0.04268 163 115 42 6
740 I requested room service. Service, not circus! 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
741 Your in-laws are here. 1.3313 0.04318 160 113 41 6
742 SURPRISE! I know your birthday isn't for a few months but this was the only time I could book them. 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
743 I told you that you had no idea what goes on around here during the day. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
744 Honey, what did the counsellor say about bringing our work home with us? 1.3312 0.04228 154 107 43 4
745 You look surprised. I meowed that I was having friends over. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
746 Oh no. The craziness got inside!!!!! 1.3311 0.04329 148 103 41 4
747 Dr. Fauci finally said the mask mandate is over. 1.3309 0.04611 139 98 36 5
748 Someone close the door before you let the clown in. 1.3309 0.04496 139 97 38 4
749 Edgar's new girl friend decided it was time to introduce him to the rest of her family. 1.3309 0.04611 139 98 36 5
750 We received the check!! 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
751 The 76 trombones are stuck in traffic, but everyone else is here. 1.3302 0.04037 212 155 44 13
752 But I signed up for Circuit Training 1.3302 0.04356 212 161 32 19
753 First the Capitol, now here!! 1.3300 0.04140 200 146 42 12
754 Look what the cat led in! 1.3300 0.04433 200 151 32 17
755 We really *are* Trump's lawyers! 1.3298 0.04184 188 136 42 10
756 We’re looking for the elephant in the room. 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
757 Yikes, I thought what happened in Vegas would stay there. 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
758 Yep. I figured. The third doorbell ring gave it away. 1.3295 0.03984 176 123 48 5
759 You don't have to be lonely. CircusPerformersOnly.com 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
760 We're here for your performance review. 1.3295 0.04144 176 125 44 7
761 You'll never guess who's in town! 1.3295 0.04269 173 124 41 8
762 Reason #74 as to why one should always lock the front door. 1.3295 0.04423 173 126 37 10
763 Time to die, John! 1.3295 0.04347 173 125 39 9
764 Also, I cashed in our retirement account today! 1.3295 0.04347 173 125 39 9
765 Actually, 'B&B' in your rental contract meant Barnum and Bailey! 1.3294 0.04317 170 122 40 8
766 Yeah, you can get just about anything delivered these days. 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
767 Oh great,time for my play date ! 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
768 It always startles me when Congress reconvenes from the summer 1.3293 0.04247 164 116 42 6
769 You said I could invite my whole family. 1.3292 0.04386 161 115 39 7
770 I must be the only one to pay rent on time. 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
771 Boss says we can work from home today! 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
772 My DNA test showed I’m 97% circus person. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
773 Oh, you knew I was a three-ring circus when you married me! 1.3289 0.03823 225 163 50 12
774 It's NOT your cat's birthday? 1.3286 0.03794 213 152 52 9
775 Now, isn't in-person better than Zoom? 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
776 You ordered a dozen 'Everything Bagels'? 1.3286 0.04584 140 99 36 5
777 As soon as I try to rest, my family shows up. 1.3286 0.04003 210 153 45 12
778 Isn't it wonderful that the Advance Team of the GOP 2024 convention followed me home? 1.3281 0.04123 192 139 43 10
779 Looks like my relatives have arrived early. 1.3281 0.03705 192 133 55 4
780 The bear is actually totally unaffiliated with us 1.3280 0.04166 189 137 42 10
781 Great news! Im not running away to join the circus after all! 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
782 Me and my administration are here to thank you for your vote. 1.3277 0.04352 177 129 38 10
783 Have you seen a large tent? 1.3276 0.04169 174 124 43 7
784 Is this where the auditions are taking place? 1.3276 0.04326 174 126 39 9
785 But where are the clowns? 1.3275 0.04454 171 125 36 10
786 We're here to talk about your car's extended warranty! 1.3275 0.04824 171 130 26 15
787 Actually, this IS your circus. 1.3275 0.04133 171 121 44 6
788 You said you wanted more excitement in our sex life. 1.3274 0.04346 168 121 39 8
789 We're here for the cat. 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
790 Don't worry, they're here.... 1.3273 0.04313 165 118 40 7
791 We saw the Roommate Wanted sign 1.3273 0.04562 165 121 34 10
792 Once again he vows to cancel the subscription. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
793 We thought you needed some cheering up. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
794 Anything to distract you from football season! 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
795 Send in the clowns? Don't bother.. they are here. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
796 Amazon just put Cirque du Soleil out of business. 1.3269 0.04377 156 111 39 6
797 Welcome to Cirque du Your Sofa 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
798 All rise. His Honor Judge Bear, presiding. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
799 It could be an FBI search 1.3267 0.04487 150 107 37 6
800 Where’s your guest bathroom? 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
801 We can provide three references, first and last month's rent, and we're on the road a LOT. 1.3266 0.04147 199 146 41 12
802 Benny realizes mid-term elections can't be far off. 1.3264 0.04421 193 145 33 15
803 The circus ran away so I invited them home. 1.3264 0.04297 193 143 37 13
804 Remember when I said “fuck around and find out?” 1.3264 0.04498 144 102 37 5
805 You ordered a pizza with all the trimmings? 1.3262 0.04191 187 136 41 10
806 They came with my New Yorker subscription. 1.3262 0.04191 187 136 41 10
807 Hire a clown,expect a circus. 1.3262 0.03907 187 132 49 6
808 Life was a cabaret last week, Arthur. This week it’s a circus. 1.3262 0.04259 187 137 39 11
809 You said surprise you. 1.3262 0.04191 187 136 41 10
810 Guess who I ran into! 1.3261 0.04021 184 131 46 7
811 Must be election time again. 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
812 Oh, it's election time again! 1.3260 0.04211 181 131 41 9
813 Ask me about my day! 1.3260 0.04424 181 134 35 12
814 Flooded tent again? 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
815 Hello, voter - we're here to introduce the candidates! 1.3256 0.04113 172 122 44 6
816 Ok ok I’ll come back to the office 1.3256 0.04508 172 127 34 11
817 Look what cat dragged in. 1.3253 0.04850 166 126 26 14
818 Did you order the party platter? 1.3252 0.04048 206 151 43 12
819 My new home is closer to the parade route than I thought. 1.3252 0.04163 163 115 43 5
820 Ted accidentally hit Amazon three ring delivery service. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
821 Honey, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. 1.3250 0.04303 160 114 40 6
822 This day in history, Sept. 26, 2022: After 267 consecutive days of screen time, Eric finally looks up from his laptop. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
823 I said ‘don’t’ come in here with that nonsense 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
824 This new 4K TV is worth it. Feels like it’s coming through the screen. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
825 SURPRISE! Honey, would you please tip the bear? I can't hold my purse and twirl at the same time. 1.3249 0.03981 197 142 46 9
826 There ought to be clowns. Send in the clowns. 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
827 Y’know how we’ve been trying to find a use for the kids’ old room? 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
828 I thought life was a cabaret! 1.3247 0.04407 154 110 38 6
829 Who said choosing the blue pill would be boring? 1.3243 0.04416 148 105 38 5
830 There's good news about the job search, and no bad news. 1.3242 0.03732 182 126 53 3
831 You took out the trash! 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
832 We're the new GOP! 1.3239 0.04717 176 134 27 15
833 When is dinner? 1.3237 0.04237 139 96 41 2
834 We're getting the band back together. 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
835 Maybe it's time to go back to the office. 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
836 Come on! Get up before the parade passes by! 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
837 Welcome! We live directly above you but promise to keep it down after 10:30 P.M. 1.3235 0.04654 136 97 34 5
838 The political season is upon us, remember to lock your doors. 1.3235 0.04384 170 124 37 9
839 I didn’t expect the elephant in the room to have so many visitors. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
840 Trump decides not to stand. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
841 I ordered pizza, not pizzaz. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
842 You cleared your hair from the shower drain! 1.3234 0.04270 167 120 40 7
843 Are you the one who ordered 'the whole shebang'? 1.3234 0.04097 167 118 44 5
844 Good news! You don’t have to run away to join us anymore. We come to you! 1.3234 0.04435 167 122 36 9
845 I ran away, but now I'm back! 1.3232 0.04489 164 120 35 9
846 Joe ordered the cable TV home entertainment package without reading the fine print. 1.3232 0.04489 164 120 35 9
847 Hmm. I guess they’ve loosened Covid restrictions. 1.3232 0.04319 164 118 39 7
848 I should NEVER have put that Airbnb ad in ‘Circus Circus’ magazine! 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
849 The 'BYOC' on the invite was a typo 1.3231 0.04134 195 143 41 11
850 Your life's boring so I invited a few friends over. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
851 Your ex-wife said it's your birthday. 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
852 Your cat ordered us. 1.3229 0.04044 192 139 44 9
853 Cacophonygram! 1.3229 0.03907 192 137 48 7
854 Come back to the office, John! You can't experience THIS over zoom... 1.3228 0.05021 158 121 23 14
855 Remember when you prayed for excitement in your life? 1.3228 0.04141 158 111 43 4
856 Well I finally got your attention!!! 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
857 Don't move. We're here for the cat. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
858 I get to work from home for the whole month! 1.3226 0.04128 186 135 42 9
859 Make America Happy Again. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
860 Be a dear and help me get my purse back from the bear while everyone else is distracted. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
861 I should really check my lease... 1.3224 0.04339 152 108 39 5
862 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you watching the football game? 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
863 There was a clearance sale—buy two batons and get all of this for free! 1.3223 0.04033 211 156 42 13
864 Congratulations! You've been appointed to join us as the new Special Master! 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
865 I told you for years I'd do it, and I have. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
866 I may have overshot it with that micro-dose 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
867 Oh no, looks like the three rings I ordered have arrived. 1.3220 0.04111 177 127 43 7
868 You said it was a circus in here 1.3220 0.04264 177 129 39 9
869 Hello! We've been trying to reach you about your automobile's extended warranty. 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
870 There was a detour on main street. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
871 You get the candidates you deserve. 1.3216 0.04012 199 145 44 10
872 Lawrence, you really can order anything on Amazon. 1.3214 0.04089 140 96 43 1
873 Not so fast with that Netflix cancellation. First hear what we have to say! 1.3214 0.04249 168 121 40 7
874 You must be my upstairs neighbors. 1.3212 0.04383 165 120 37 8
875 Look, it's election time! 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
876 I never wanted to believe all those side effects 1.3212 0.04383 165 120 37 8
877 Life is a cabaret my son! 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
878 We’re a big tent party. 1.3210 0.04259 162 116 40 6
879 I’ll be working from home today as well! 1.3210 0.04348 162 117 38 7
880 All we need now is bread. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
881 Your parents sent us your resume’ , and you’ve been accepted. 1.3208 0.04400 159 115 37 7
882 You missed your exit. Mar a Lago's back one. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
883 I’ve really got to stop ordering stuff on Amazon after I’ve been drinking 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
884 'We wanted to run away to a stable home.' 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
885 The hearing went as planned! The judge was completely distracted. 1.3207 0.03779 184 129 51 4
886 They sure let you know when the circus is in town. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
887 Andy, would you mind muting yourself? 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
888 Judge Cannon, we're your legal support team. 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
889 Where’s the bathroom? 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
890 No quiet quitting for you! 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
891 I said circuit. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
892 The Republican National Convention must be coming to town. 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
893 Who let the Republican Party in here? 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
894 Oh My God, Honey, ... when did you start carrying a purse? 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
895 The invitation said Come-As-You-Are. 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
896 Surprise, Gary! This is your let-him-down-easy Dear John message from Susan. 1.3202 0.04463 178 133 33 12
897 You've reached a thousand COVID-free days! 1.3202 0.04092 178 128 43 7
898 Seems like we should’ve knocked first. 1.3200 0.04292 175 128 38 9
899 Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey now available on DoorDash 1.3200 0.04239 200 150 36 14
900 Good news! I convinced the Circus to run away with me instead! 1.3198 0.04341 172 126 37 9
901 I thought you said we were adopting a bonded pair. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
902 Rejoice, my love : I get to work from home as well ! 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
903 You know I don’t like it when you bring your work home! 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
904 So that's what I'm hearing upstairs. 1.3195 0.04058 169 120 44 5
905 You found a parking spot? 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
906 Our GPS stinks. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
907 I hope your toilets work. 1.3194 0.04050 191 139 43 9
908 Looks like election season is in full swing 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
909 The Republican Party sent us to dissuade you that our Democracy is in peril 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
910 My family after I tell them I want a low key birthday celebration this year. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
911 I hate when you bring your work home with you. 1.3191 0.04160 188 138 40 10
912 Good-bye, student loan! 1.3191 0.04228 188 139 38 11
913 Couples therapy has finally paid off. 1.3191 0.04424 141 100 37 4
914 But the surprise party is tomorrow, not today. 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
915 Sorry you have got the wrong house... Waldo lives next door 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
916 You hit accept. Well this is some of what you accepted! 1.3189 0.04274 185 137 37 11
917 Bathroom stop. 1.3189 0.04409 185 139 33 13
918 My teacher will never believe this homework excuse. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
919 You should completely read through the website's terms of service before clicking yes. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
920 Bob still didn't see the elephant in the room. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
921 Don't worry, we left the clowns in the car. 1.3187 0.04105 182 132 42 8
922 I ordered circus tickets,but not home delivery. 1.3187 0.04105 182 132 42 8
923 My book club decided on a different path. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
924 Is this a good time…? 1.3185 0.04541 135 96 35 4
925 Are you the one that ordered the home entertainment channel? 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
926 I didn't think you really meant it that your in-laws were a real cicus! 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
927 Now that you are moving out, Dad and I can get back to normal! 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
928 It all started with a pamphlet from the Jehovah’s Witnesses, and it just kind of spiraled from there. 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
929 I think you’ve got the wrong address 1.3184 0.04073 179 129 43 7
930 We're here to please some of the people some of the time. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
931 Hi Mom! 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
932 Another political season afoot 🤡 🎪 1.3182 0.04486 154 112 35 7
933 It turns out you don't have to run away from home to join the circus! 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
934 Your mother-in-law is here 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
935 You said to show more appreciation....so, thanks for doing the dishes! 1.3179 0.04444 151 109 36 6
936 We saw the tent in your back yard. 1.3179 0.04241 151 107 40 4
937 How would you feel if I told you I was pregnant? 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
938 Well, at least I can afford my rent now. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
939 The Big Top is at the dry cleaners… 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
940 Looks like Congress is in session. 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
941 Honey, I've signed the divource papers 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
942 Congratulations on being this website's 10,000th visitor! 1.3176 0.04292 148 105 39 4
943 I figure we needed something until the January 6th hearings resume. 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
944 I told you not to click on Truth Social! 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
945 I knew I should have read the entire terms of service. 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
946 It turns out I am allowed to work from home after all... 1.3174 0.04255 167 121 39 7
947 It's a little-known benefit of Amazon Prime! 1.3174 0.04081 167 119 43 5
948 It must be election time again, which one of those clowns are our local candidates. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
949 No elephant, no elephant, no elephant... 1.3174 0.04255 167 121 39 7
950 At least there’s no need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3172 0.04044 186 135 43 8
951 We’re here to help you vote. 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
952 It’s the first day of school. 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
953 When i said I wanted prime amazon shipping i didn't mean this 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
954 You said you wanted to spice things up. 1.3168 0.04443 161 118 35 8
955 You look like you’re ready to call it a night but this is Cirque du Overstay. 1.3167 0.04054 180 130 43 7
956 Nothing seems weird when you own a talking cat, right? 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
957 We’re friends of your cat! 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
958 I thought I locked the door. 1.3165 0.04315 158 114 38 6
959 Honey, what was in that tea that you gave me 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
960 Want to be the human cannon ball? 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
961 I will be very disappointed if one of you isn’t delivering my pizza. 1.3161 0.04366 155 112 37 6
962 I gotta stop smoking 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
963 I just wanted a Dog and Pony show ... 1.3161 0.04060 174 125 43 6
964 I know you said not to bring my work home but.... 1.3158 0.04218 152 108 40 4
965 Welcome to 2024 MEGA convention 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
966 Thank god I cancelled Netflix. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
967 What no clowns? Send in the clowns! 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
968 We’re here to say “Happy Day!” And also to tell you that your wife is leaving you. 1.3158 0.04320 152 109 38 5
969 A CIRCUS?, THATS your one wish? 1.3158 0.04186 171 124 40 7
970 You think this is funny? Wait till the clown shows up. 1.3155 0.04233 168 122 39 7
971 Honey, how’s this for adding some pizzazz to our sex life? 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
972 Can our bear use your toilet? He has to take a huge dump. 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
973 Just one of the risks of living in Baraboo. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
974 Leave the door open and anyone can walk in. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
975 See, Darling? I do have great leadership ability. 1.3154 0.04507 130 92 35 3
976 And you thought your coworkers are in’tents. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
977 I requested "Send in the Clowns!" 1.3152 0.04350 184 138 34 12
978 You’re back. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
979 I said pick up some Ben and Jerry's not Barnum and Bailey!!! 1.3152 0.04195 165 119 40 6
980 Noooooooooo. I thought it was via Zoom! 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
981 Mom, " I know you love me, but isn't this a bit much?" 1.3150 0.04430 127 89 36 2
982 You were wrong. I am a leader. 1.3148 0.04332 162 118 37 7
983 I said "Send in the clowns" not the whole circus. 1.3148 0.04332 162 118 37 7
984 And I was worried you had forgotten my birthday. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
985 Happy Birthday Whiskers! 1.3147 0.04485 143 103 35 5
986 NOW will you refill my food bowl? 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
987 Hell yeah! 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
988 Oh no! The in-laws again. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
989 Remember, honey? Our lifestyle, pre-Covid? 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
990 All of you need to use the toilet? 1.3144 0.04129 194 144 39 11
991 For a minute I thought that we were being invaded by the Trump Administration. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
992 A very young Werner Herzog experiences an inspiration. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
993 Don’t get up. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
994 You said our love life needed more variety. 1.3143 0.04429 140 100 36 4
995 The party is tomorrow , not tonight. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
996 Happy 10th divorce anniversary ! 1.3141 0.04302 191 144 34 13
997 John, who has issues with impulsive online shopping. 1.3141 0.04247 156 112 39 5
998 It was at that moment when Greg fully understood just how wrong last night had gone. 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
999 I’ve asked you before not to bring your work home. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
1000 I thought you weren’t coming to town until next week? 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1001 The circus has run away to join us. 1.3138 0.04008 188 137 43 8
1002 Oh look! It’s the new CNN! 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
1003 Okay, virtual's over. Back to the world! 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
1004 ?Guess what the cat put in your coffee?" 1.3137 0.04396 153 111 36 6
1005 Your avocados are ripe! 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
1006 isn’t this better than anything on cable?” 1.3135 0.03826 185 132 48 5
1007 Hi. I just moved in next door. I get bored easily. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1008 I'm not sure that I want the television of tomorrow. 1.3134 0.04421 134 95 36 3
1009 Is the Republican convention in town? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1010 We come standard with your new subscription to the print edition. 1.3133 0.04550 150 110 33 7
1011 This is just the first ring. 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1012 I was just kidding when I said it’s like a three-ring circus around here. 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
1013 Now that I finally have your attention, what do you think of my new boots? 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
1014 Your insurance company feels that this will be just as effective as your current high-priced medication. 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
1015 We figured you'd ignore everything but the elephant in the room. 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
1016 Oh No! We're at 1600 Pennsylvania STREET? 1.3132 0.04092 182 133 41 8
1017 What good is sitting alone in your room... 1.3131 0.04006 198 146 42 10
1018 I’m all for animal rights, but this has gone too far. 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
1019 I’m so glad that you encouraged me to find a hobby. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1020 Looks like a Trump rally has come to town. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1021 You said we never entertain! 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
1022 Seth, I know your life’s already a circus, but we really need a place to crash tonight. 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
1023 Didn't you call the suicide hotline? 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
1024 Did you hear about the girl who ran away with the circus? – The police made her bring it back! 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
1025 Where are the clowns? 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1026 May we borrow a cup of everything? 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1027 Hey there, I guess my sister forgot to tell you we'd be stopping by. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1028 This is the newest technology- it’s called ‘live!’’’ 1.3120 0.04875 125 91 29 5
1029 The boss said we can work from home today! 1.3120 0.04602 125 89 33 3
1030 That's odd. I don't remember a door over there. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1031 Wait, my door was unlocked? 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1032 I never should have eaten that macaroon. 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
1033 Wait! We're missing someone!" 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1034 Honey, Alexa auto-corrected ‘carne bowl’ again 1.3116 0.04339 138 98 37 3
1035 I thought that implied you were leaving. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1036 I’m not coming back to the office. The free donuts didn’t work, and this won’t either. 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
1037 You said you’d get aroused by a Big Top. 1.3114 0.04153 167 121 40 6
1038 Introducing the latest streaming service. We bring the content right in your house. 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
1039 You forgot to uncheck the box that said ‘Keep me informed about upcoming events.’ 1.3113 0.04325 151 109 37 5
1040 OK, which clown left the door open? 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
1041 We recognize that having an elephant in the room was inhumane. 1.3113 0.04007 151 106 43 2
1042 It’s more impressive in a car. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
1043 I've already told you, those weren't my monkeys. 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
1044 I know: I'm older than I look in my profile picture. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1045 Where are the 76 Trombones? 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1046 They followed me home . Can I keep them? 1.3110 0.04017 164 117 43 4
1047 They lifted the mask mandate! 1.3109 0.04135 193 144 38 11
1048 The great resignation was just not working for us. 1.3108 0.04272 148 106 38 4
1049 The fat lady called. She said she’s running late. 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
1050 Hi, I’m Mary, president of the HOA. Welcome to the Haciendas. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
1051 C’mon, we’re storming the Capitol! 1.3108 0.04378 148 107 36 5
1052 I thought your mother left town 1.3108 0.04583 148 109 32 7
1053 You can probably guess what I'm leaving you to join. 1.3107 0.04160 177 130 39 8
1054 Don't mind us. We're just passing through. 1.3107 0.03839 177 126 47 4
1055 Thanks for waiting up. We're your Air B&B guests. 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
1056 Guess what? My family reunion's not cancelled after all! 1.3106 0.04320 132 93 37 2
1057 Since we were already in town, we thought we might as well move in with you. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
1058 Can you juggle? 1.3106 0.04451 132 94 35 3
1059 Congratulations on your surprise move out of my apartment! 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
1060 I decided to work from home today. 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
1061 So its true, Donald Trump is indeed standing for President again ! 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
1062 Once the cat succeeded in hypnotising his owner, the mind games began. 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
1063 Everyone vaccinated? Right? 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
1064 This is what happens when you walk on the keyboard. 1.3103 0.04096 145 102 41 2
1065 And Jerry realized he accidentally signed up for AirBarnum'nBailey 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1066 You know what you have to do . Go right for the juggler. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1067 I thought the family reunion was next week 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
1068 Mother arrives in an hour, you know she'll expect a fanfare 1.3101 0.04390 158 116 35 7
1069 Welcome to our live stream! 1.3101 0.04297 158 115 37 6
1070 Turns out it WAS Steve’s circus & they WERE his monkeys. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1071 Circus-gram for Andy! 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
1072 Guess what was half price on Amazon. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1073 Allan realizes his reputation as the “neighbourhood clown” has finally caught up to him. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1074 Hi, we saw your ad for a free tent…? 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
1075 How many times do I have to tell you, "Not my monkey, not my circus!" 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
1076 Your mother sent us 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
1077 Now I've finally got your attention - can you please do the dishes? 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1078 We have exciting news about your expiring car warranty! 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
1079 Hi,we're your new next door neighbors. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1080 We fill in when the Welcome Wagon is away. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1081 Look what followed me home! 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1082 My family dropped in for Labor Day 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1083 Therapy without follow-through is a waste of time. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1084 Guess what? I'm the new neighbor! 1.3092 0.04094 152 108 41 3
1085 'You got the wrong apartment. The Sondheims live upstairs.' 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
1086 Whoa! The 2024 election season is starting early. 1.3092 0.03941 207 154 42 11
1087 Get Ready! Your DoorDash arrives in four minutes. 1.3091 0.04266 165 121 37 7
1088 The MAGA Troop is here. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
1089 Judy Collins sent us. 1.3089 0.04637 123 88 32 3
1090 Hi! Would you like to hear about our special on carpet cleaning? 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1091 I told ya, working from home can be a circus.. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1092 Mom's going to be home any minute - you guys have to leave! 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
1093 Meet my new friends from Burning Man! 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
1094 The elephant will be using the garage door, FYI. 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
1095 I brought some coworkers home for dinner 1.3085 0.03850 188 136 46 6
1096 Yes. Your life really is a circus. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1097 For the last time, it's not a sex thing. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1098 I said, ‘my life is a circus’, not ‘I want a circus in my life’ ! 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1099 You're still getting the dry food 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
1100 She just loves a bear market! 1.3082 0.04408 146 106 35 5
1101 Sorry we’re late. The freeway was a circus. 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
1102 ..and so the November Elections parade begins. 1.3082 0.04408 146 106 35 5
1103 All I said was, "Was a thank you too much to ask!" 1.3082 0.04274 159 116 37 6
1104 Wrong address 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
1105 If you were a dog, you'd be much more excited right now. 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
1106 You’re finally getting to meet my family. 1.3081 0.04151 172 126 39 7
1107 We’re protesting boredom. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1108 Too subtle? 1.3077 0.04352 143 103 36 4
1109 Dr. Bergemann told me to be more open about my desires. 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
1110 Oh, you said, 'Circuit training?' My bad. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
1111 We're celebrating your hallucination! 1.3077 0.04196 169 124 38 7
1112 It's fashion week again 1.3077 0.04420 156 115 34 7
1113 I see the circus is in town! 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1114 The Indoor Circus! Coming to you live! 1.3077 0.04420 156 115 34 7
1115 This time, the circus is joining you! 1.3077 0.04112 169 123 40 6
1116 Good news--They finally said I could work from home!" 1.3077 0.04228 156 113 38 5
1117 The mid-terms are coming up !!! 1.3077 0.04420 156 115 34 7
1118 We missed working from home. 1.3077 0.04196 169 124 38 7
1119 If you're not busy, we could really use a lion tamer. 1.3077 0.03937 169 121 44 4
1120 Good news,my request to go fully remote was approved! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1121 Happy National Excessive Celebration Day! 1.3077 0.04325 156 114 36 6
1122 Watching the news in 2022. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1123 I warned you not to get a pool.' 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
1124 But you liked all of us on your feeds. 1.3077 0.04025 169 122 42 5
1125 It looks as though electioneering has started early. 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
1126 Did you order a circus? 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1127 I didn't know that your family was in town. 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
1128 Hi, hip, hooray. He put the toilet seat down. 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
1129 Um, we’re a shoes-off home 1.3071 0.04289 140 100 37 3
1130 Ask Barnum. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1131 Your mother wished to express her amazement that you finally remembered to call her on her birthday. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1132 What? no elephant??? 1.3071 0.04543 127 91 33 3
1133 Relax. The elephants retired years ago. 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
1134 Honey, did you by any chance invite the Republican senators over for dinner tonight? 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
1135 YOU WANTED TO LIVEN UP OUR MARRIAGE! 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
1136 I love it, but your competitor just offered me weekly pedicures and cheesesteaks for life! 1.3067 0.04225 150 108 38 4
1137 And to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
1138 The Murphys' had a flamethrower and a contortionist when they listed their house. They got $20,000 above asking price 1.3066 0.04464 137 99 34 4
1139 Today, there was zero chance it was going to rain on his parade. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1140 Never tell a kitten your password. 1.3066 0.04464 137 99 34 4
1141 Holy cow, look what the cat dragged in! 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
1142 Wait till you have kids. 1.3062 0.04063 160 115 41 4
1143 And this is why I'm long the metaverse 1.3061 0.04383 147 107 35 5
1144 You can have anything delivered these days. 1.3061 0.04275 147 106 37 4
1145 Turn off your phones location service. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
1146 The Parade of Trump Judiciary. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
1147 I didn't run away and join- I brought the circus home! 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
1148 Frank begins to wonder if perhaps he shouldn't have eaten that mouldy rye bread. 1.3060 0.04413 183 140 30 13
1149 Congratulations -- you've been voted introvert of the year! 1.3060 0.04397 134 96 35 3
1150 Did you tell them you were a lion? 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1151 Congratulations! You won an argument on the internet! 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1152 Not only are THEY here, they brought all their friends, too” 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
1153 Sorry, honey - I brought work home with me again. 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
1154 Thought I swiped right? 1.3058 0.04522 121 86 33 2
1155 Oh, so it WAS your monkey and your circus? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1156 I know you said let's not make a production out of it. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
1157 Candidate canvassing is out of control. 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
1158 "WE DIDN'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAY! 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
1159 Ignore the umbrella. It's not going to rain on this parade. 1.3056 0.03947 180 131 43 6
1160 clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here i am… bathroom attendant at the circus 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
1161 I understand you just googled "freak show." 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
1162 Does this surprise include a poo poo clean up crew. 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
1163 You just purchased the Circus Parade APP. Rates may apply. 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
1164 It's a family reunion 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
1165 But where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Send in the clowns. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
1166 Are you aware that school starts tomorrow? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1167 Great! Congress is back in session ! 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1168 This no-ring, no-knock home entry practice is a 3-D circus when a 3-ring roustabout outside policy would be preferable. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1169 Yes, this is your circus! 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1170 They were all out of bread. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1171 It's another 'elephant in the room' cartoon - wait for it... 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1172 Well, I guess the rent did seem suspiciously low for a place so close to the Park. 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
1173 Have you seen a VW Beetle? We've lost our clowns! 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1174 When The Circus Comes To Tom 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
1175 Hi, hon. The others will be here soon. And don't worry about Millie the Bear. She cleans up after herself. 1.3048 0.04070 187 139 39 9
1176 This live entertainment comes with compliments of your TV repair shop. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
1177 Your wife filed for divorce. She sent us over to cheer you up! 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
1178 DOOR-TO-DOOR CIRCUS 1.3046 0.04095 151 108 40 3
1179 Running away with the circus is so much easier now that you can do it remotely. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
1180 We are the Mar-a-Lago lawyers corps - make way! 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
1181 Is this because I called you a clown? 1.3043 0.04316 138 99 36 3
1182 Agreed, there are some things that just aren't the same virtually, no matter how good your flat screen is. 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
1183 Well, someone said 'Send in the Clowns'. 1.3041 0.03986 171 124 42 5
1184 And we're just the first act! 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
1185 Just when he thought he was out, they pulled him back in. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
1186 They keep juggling apartments. 1.3041 0.04358 148 108 35 5
1187 I rented an insanely large apartment hoping this day would come! 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
1188 You recently purchased the in-depth search at YourAncestry.com?” 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
1189 Our second date should be really fun! 1.3038 0.04279 158 116 36 6
1190 Is it my birthday? 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1191 Harold, did you take your pills? 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
1192 Ignore the turtle - he tries to be complicated. 1.3036 0.03938 168 121 43 4
1193 Steve regretted buying a house on the parade route. 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
1194 The citizens's association welcomes Robert to the neighborhood. 1.3034 0.03968 178 130 42 6
1195 Waze said to make a right. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1196 You're interested in renting the clown-sized room? 1.3033 0.04640 122 88 31 3
1197 Did you order a distraction? 1.3032 0.03924 155 110 43 2
1198 Don't worry, we brought our own food! 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
1199 At last, a kinder, gentler IRS audit. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
1200 Barbara... I said I needed your help with a short circuit 1.3032 0.04519 155 116 31 8
1201 Everyone out except that bear with the purse. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1202 Shouldn’t have eaten that last edible. 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
1203 Looks like the circus has run awayay to live with us 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1204 We're returning the visit you paid to our Facebook page! 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
1205 A new initiative to make home more like the office. 1.3029 0.04170 175 130 37 8
1206 My birthday was LAST month. 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
1207 Trump must be in town. 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
1208 These Zoomers have no respect for personal space. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
1209 My company merger has turned into a real circus. 1.3028 0.04239 142 102 37 3
1210 We work from home now. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
1211 Next time you click "Accept" on the Disney Primo bundle you should read the fine print 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
1212 Young Dr Seuss gets an inspiration in his new house on Mulberry Street. 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
1213 If you can juggle and swallow a sword, you’re hired. 1.3027 0.04021 185 137 40 8
1214 Don’t you just love it when I bring my work home? 1.3027 0.03948 185 136 42 7
1215 Actually, this is part of Prime now. 1.3026 0.04282 152 111 36 5
1216 If it's not too late, I'd cancel the circus app before the elephants get to the door. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1217 There just wasn't enough space in your head anymore 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1218 Today was a circus, and I brought some work home. 1.3025 0.04021 162 117 41 4
1219 We've brought your work environment home to you! 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
1220 And you thought I was just a house-mate! 1.3023 0.04348 129 92 35 2
1221 Now, promise you won’t get upset… 1.3023 0.04348 129 92 35 2
1222 Stupid Grindr...why would I want my next hook-up to be circus-sized? Thanks autocorrect. 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
1223 There must be a mistake, we only ordered one ring. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1224 I quit the law firm, can you tell the difference? 1.3022 0.04410 139 101 34 4
1225 Oh. You ordered PIZZA, not "pizzazz"? 1.3022 0.04410 139 101 34 4
1226 Pretty certain I just told them, “send in the clowns!” 1.3022 0.04290 139 100 36 3
1227 We would've been here sooner, but have you ever tried to get a snake to wear a hat? 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
1228 I made so many friends at Burning Man! 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1229 John W. Smith and family, welcome to the neighborhood from Cirque du Peoria! 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
1230 Honey, your family just arrived. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
1231 Hip! Hip! Hooray!! The toilet seat is down today!! 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
1232 Thank God it’s Friday! 1.3019 0.04162 159 116 38 5
1233 Once again my daughter Nancy is making sure I am not bored now that I'm retired! 1.3019 0.04256 159 117 36 6
1234 Sorry, Mom. I guess they really are my monkeys and it really is my circus. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1235 I ran into Mr. Ringling, Mr. Barnum and Mr. Bailey at the farmer's market. They're coming over for happy hour. 1.3018 0.04095 169 124 39 6
1236 If you don’t go to the circus, the circus will come to you. 1.3017 0.04452 116 82 33 1
1237 I think we are going to need a bigger tent. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1238 Uncle Luke sent us. It's your birthday! 1.3015 0.04344 136 98 35 3
1239 You're the menu special for our bear! 1.3014 0.04278 146 106 36 4
1240 Good day at the office? 1.3014 0.04493 146 108 32 6
1241 ‘Simon turned to watch the news.’ 1.3014 0.04387 146 107 34 5
1242 The Passport office is an understaffed circus. 1.3014 0.04278 146 106 36 4
1243 And you said the circus was in Washington D.C. 1.3014 0.04278 146 106 36 4
1244 So this is how the circus wants to fight the streaming services?! 1.3014 0.04493 146 108 32 6
1245 They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha... 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
1246 So *you* told the FBI where the documents were in Mar-A-Lago? 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
1247 Sorry I had to bring my work home but the tent's being cleaned. 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
1248 Uh oh. Airbnb double booked. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1249 What are you telling me? 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1250 I don't like surprises. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1251 I was bored until my life became a circus. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1252 Someone order a cat video with all the extras?” 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1253 Look what the cat dragged in this time. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1254 I didn't know One-day delivery would be that fast. 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
1255 Oh good, the cat-sitters are here. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1256 I'm leaving your cheating ass! Woo! 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1257 The fastest way to town turns out to be through your house. 1.3007 0.04258 153 112 36 5
1258 I was just practicing my baton routine and they all just started following me. 1.3007 0.04051 153 110 40 3
1259 We're moving from your son's dreams into your nightmares. 1.3007 0.04156 153 111 38 4
1260 Instead of running off to join the Circus I invited them to stay with us. 1.3006 0.04095 163 119 39 5
1261 All I said was, "Siri, show me Syracuse." 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
1262 The FBI was busy so we're in charge of the search 1.3000 0.04309 150 110 35 5
1263 And to think I saw it on Pennsylvania Avenue. 1.3000 0.04265 140 101 36 3
1264 2024 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
1265 When John Fogerty forgets to lock his back door. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1266 When the realtor said parade path I thought she was joking 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1267 Don’t you just hate being in a swing state this time of year? 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
1268 Company! 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
1269 “Mind if we make a pit stop?’ 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
1270 Yes, your cat can join you. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
1271 It was our marraige counselor's idea! 1.3000 0.04152 190 144 35 11
1272 The neighbors like to entertain. 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
1273 Does your Cat Have a Hat? 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
1274 So mr smarty pants, you wanted to work from home to get away from the circus at work, huh!?! 1.3000 0.04384 140 102 34 4
1275 Alexa, I said Circuit City, not Cirque Du Soleil 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1276 The boss said I could work from home today! 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1277 This new streaming service is the best virtual reality out there 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
1278 We decided to run away and join you for a change. 1.2995 0.04056 187 140 38 9
1279 Who says you have to leave home to join the circus? 1.2994 0.03634 177 126 49 2
1280 Thought it was time we met. We live downstairs. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
1281 Roger's order for new 'open door circuits' had been terribly mishandled. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
1282 I actually wasn't expecting you until noon. 1.2994 0.04614 167 129 26 12
1283 Hi neighbor - can we borrow a cup of sugar? 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1284 Cousin Leo befriended a circus flea and the rest is history 1.2994 0.04088 157 114 39 4
1285 Don’t worry, we’re gonna clean your ducts just like we promised. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1286 We're from the government and we're here to help you. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1287 You’re a smart cat, but your brother definitely wins the “what the cat dragged in” contest. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1288 Well I did ask my little sister to drop by, but ... 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1289 Oh, it must be election season again... 1.2993 0.04317 137 99 35 3
1290 Alexander Calder will be along in a minute. 1.2993 0.04061 137 97 39 1
1291 You know, at first I was skeptical of your plan for a circus-themed orgy, but I'm actually having a lot of fun. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1292 Now do I have your attention? 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1293 Sorry, my new circus job is “work from home”. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1294 When the circus runs away and joins you. 1.2991 0.04585 117 84 31 2
1295 You must be the sad clown the landlady told us about. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
1296 The elephant’s stuck in the elevator again. 1.2987 0.04235 154 113 36 5
1297 Honey, did you say your family was coming over this weekend? 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1298 We heard that one of you wanted to join the circus. 1.2985 0.04241 134 96 36 2
1299 To be honest, 'No Solicitors' is a little vague. 1.2985 0.04372 134 97 34 3
1300 This is the show I was telling you about- it’s the greatest! 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1301 You're dating an extrovert! 1.2985 0.04372 134 97 34 3
1302 Please. No elephants. 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
1303 Okay, so they're weird. Weird friends are better than no friends at all. 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
1304 Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood! 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1305 Oh, Congress is in session again. 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
1306 Here come the in-laws. 1.2982 0.04055 171 126 39 6
1307 Candidates meet the voters... 1.2982 0.03969 171 125 41 5
1308 The Trump legal defense fund needs another contribution. 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
1309 Is the guest room tidied up? 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
1310 Wow. Uber Eats really will deliver anything. 1.2982 0.04684 171 134 23 14
1311 Did you forget that my maiden name was Barnum? 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
1312 This time the circus ran off to join me! 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
1313 I then learned the true meaning of 'kit and caboodle'. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1314 look who the dog let in 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1315 One year ago,to the day,Fluffy ran way and joined the circus ! 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1316 I didn't realize the auditions for the next New Yorker cartoon would be so competitive. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1317 These are just some friends from work. 1.2978 0.03704 178 128 47 3
1318 I can work from home now! 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
1319 You voted for a clown, yes? 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1320 It’s the latest TikTok challenge. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1321 I'm feeling really empowered today! 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1322 Not really what I met when I said find a job that lets you work from home. 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
1323 Your father's behind me with the groceries. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1324 Oh No! I never should have opened that App! 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
1325 It's a new direct delivery streaming entertainment service. 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
1326 Tell Sondheim, They’re here, Apt 202! 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1327 Did someone say superspreader event! 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1328 Our SWAT team is trying something new. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
1329 Congratulations, kid! That eBay auction wasn't a gag after all! 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
1330 See honey, I told you working from home really is a circus. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
1331 Happy birthday, Arnold, we are your circus-o-gram from all at the office! 1.2971 0.04291 138 100 35 3
1332 Your cousin is on the bass drum. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
1333 We're his other friends, from when you let him outside at night. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
1334 Maybe I shouldn't have advertised my home on Airbnb as being fun for all ages and pet friendly' after all... 1.2971 0.04413 138 101 33 4
1335 Popcorn for dinner again. 1.2971 0.04413 138 101 33 4
1336 My friends! Always clowning around. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
1337 Oh man, is that a unicycle? I know I clicked on the bicycle option. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
1338 I didn't join the circus, honey. They joined me! 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
1339 It's a DR. SEUSS-A-GRAM!! 1.2970 0.04143 165 122 37 6
1340 Wait. This is NOT my circus. 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
1341 A circus Airbnb in a one bedroom apartment?! You can’t even deal with my litter box!!! 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1342 Let us entertain you 1.2969 0.04347 128 92 34 2
1343 Guys, book group is not til tomorrow! 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1344 Circusgram!! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1345 It started to rain. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1346 My boss said I had to bring my work home with me. 1.2968 0.04111 155 113 38 4
1347 You're early - his birthday's tomorrow! 1.2968 0.04008 155 112 40 3
1348 It’s a circus out there, so we decided to come back home. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1349 Have you seen any 600 lb. elephants? 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1350 What a pleasant surprise, my Ringling Bros. order arrived early! 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1351 Where’s the barrel of monkeys ? 1.2968 0.04111 155 113 38 4
1352 I'll bet you're waiting for the elephant in the room. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1353 I ask for the Parade Magazine, not a parae. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1354 Alexa sent us.. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1355 I aced my circus class! 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1356 All of Donald Trump's endorsed candidates have been seen rehearsing for his next rally. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1357 You're not until next week's cartoon. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1358 The 1st day of school deserves a celebration of epic proportions! 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1359 My twin brother always throws extravagant surprise birthday parties. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1360 Mark, we're here for an intervention, things haven't been the same since you stopped juggling and we need you back. 1.2966 0.04280 145 106 35 4
1361 We found your purse in the tent. 1.2965 0.04035 172 127 39 6
1362 Family reunion time? Already?? 1.2965 0.04280 172 130 33 9
1363 Look who I ran into! 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
1364 I know I said that I was shopping for shoes. But I saw them in the window and they followed me home! 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1365 I almost forgot it was election season. 1.2963 0.04189 162 120 36 6
1366 The in-laws are here. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
1367 Oh my, maybe it is my circus! 1.2963 0.04470 135 99 32 4
1368 Congratulations...you were sent a circus-gram! 1.2963 0.04470 135 99 32 4
1369 Looks like traffic on 5th Av is redirected today 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1370 I want to entertain more! 1.2963 0.04002 162 118 40 4
1371 Board Meeting 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
1372 The boss said I can start working from home! 1.2961 0.04013 179 133 39 7
1373 Instead of running away to join the circus we brought it to you! 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
1374 What, no bearded lady? 1.2961 0.03943 152 109 41 2
1375 Not my monkey,not my circus! 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1376 Don't worry. We'll all sleep in our tiny car. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1377 When I said don't rain on my parade, I didn't mean bring it in the house. 1.2960 0.04254 125 89 35 1
1378 …enough is enough…these birthday telegrams got to stop… 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
1379 And presenting the little box you checked after signing up for cable service. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
1380 Must you always bring your work home with you? 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
1381 Honey, they followed me home. Can I keep ‘em? 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
1382 They were out of crackers. 1.2958 0.03971 142 101 40 1
1383 We are a physical manifestation of your TikTok history. 1.2958 0.04215 142 103 36 3
1384 If Tommy will not come to the circus then the circus must come to Tommy. 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
1385 You might want to grab your shovel. 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
1386 Bob didn’t fully realize what he had signed up for when he offered to host the Flat Earther meet-up this month. 1.2958 0.04095 142 102 38 2
1387 We ARE following the GPS! Stop asking! 1.2958 0.04095 142 102 38 2
1388 Susy your B and B guests are here. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1389 Trump's running. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1390 Do you have a moment to discuss the circus? 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1391 Sorry, I brought some work home tonight. 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
1392 Pretty sure they're here for you this time. 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
1393 Can’t believe you’re here, I was just about to run away to join you guys. 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
1394 YOU won’t believe who I met shopping today! 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
1395 I didn't like the 'running away' part. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1396 This is on you. You didn’t read the terms & conditions. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
1397 Your Pay-per-View is here! 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
1398 Can YouTube do this??? 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1399 We heard your cat needed some cheering up. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
1400 Come on ... It's over ... time to get back in the world 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1401 We're here to take you to your happy place. If you dont want to go you can tell us leave. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
1402 It’s crazy out there! 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1403 We were in the neighborhood. 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
1404 It’s the turn-off-your-computer-and-come-back-to-life parade! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1405 It's que sera, sera, time. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1406 Where’s Waldo? 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1407 Must be midterm season... 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1408 Puffy, we’ve come for you. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1409 I guess these are my monkeys, and this is my circus. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1410 OH NO! HOW DID I ORDER YOU GUYS AGAIN! 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1411 The monkey is off my back, but the circus is still in town. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1412 Are the mid-terms here already? 1.2950 0.04504 139 103 31 5
1413 When the pet sitter said she'd keep you entertained, I had no idea. 1.2950 0.04504 139 103 31 5
1414 Microsoft congratulates you as the last person to quit WordPerfect on Windows NT! 1.2950 0.04386 139 102 33 4
1415 I’m home! 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
1416 Or would you rather go back to Netflix? 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
1417 Congratulations, and welcome to DEMOCRACY NOW! 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
1418 The dude with the schythe is right behind us; he's just trying to lose the "grim" image. 1.2946 0.04684 112 81 29 2
1419 Happy Birthday Dear Calvin ... 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1420 But I do listen! 1.2946 0.05209 129 100 20 9
1421 Look! It's Congress! 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1422 Don’t look at me. You married her. 1.2946 0.05324 129 101 18 10
1423 Outdoor cats have all the fun. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1424 This is exactly the dream I had last night. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
1425 The elephant is running late. He decided to take the stairs. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1426 Too late! The clown car just left! 1.2946 0.04457 129 94 32 3
1427 Don’t look so surprised. It’s your cat’s birthday. 1.2946 0.04319 129 93 34 2
1428 Free checking and circus included. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1429 This is why you don't feed a stray cat. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1430 I knew I should not have played "Send in the Clowns" that one last time. 1.2945 0.04076 163 120 38 5
1431 Just show us where to pitch the Big Top. 1.2941 0.04676 119 87 29 3
1432 Remember when I said “NOT MY CIRCUS” ? 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1433 Yeah, but on the lunar calendar it's today. 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1434 My God, did Oz win? 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1435 Aw, wouldn't you know it, I just vacuumed. 1.2941 0.04142 170 127 36 7
1436 You're really taking it well. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1437 I'm sorry—were you on a call? 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1438 Netflix's "Surprise Me" button is getting out of hand! 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1439 Someone here wish upon a star? 1.2941 0.04361 119 85 33 1
1440 The circus always arrives without warning. 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1441 Who’s an old stick-in-the-mud now? 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1442 Hi hon I’m home. Hope you don’t mind that I brought some work home with me tonight. 1.2941 0.04318 136 99 34 3
1443 So THAT’s what a big tent party actually looks like? 1.2941 0.04030 153 111 39 3
1444 My birthday was yesterday. 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
1445 And there’s no homework in the circus 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
1446 So happy you didn't make any fuss over mu birthday! 1.2937 0.04215 160 119 35 6
1447 You say it’s your birthday! 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
1448 Can't you ever leave your work at your office? 1.2937 0.04024 160 117 39 4
1449 Jimmy’s Google search yielded interesting results. 1.2937 0.04121 160 118 37 5
1450 They say it's your birthday. . . 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1451 It's crazy, I just walk on that thing on your lap and all sorts of things start showing up. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
1452 So we thought, ‘If you can’t take a man to the circus…’ 1.2937 0.04191 143 104 36 3
1453 Introducing midterm election season! 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
1454 Marry a clown, expect a circus! 1.2937 0.04307 143 105 34 4
1455 Please leave your shoes at the door. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
1456 We missed you at the parade. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
1457 Damn 'Reply All'. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
1458 I didn’t think my wishes carried that much weight… 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1459 Trump’s legal team hard at work planning his defense 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1460 Hi! I'm Susie. We're you're Airbnb roommates. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1461 Why couldn't they stay at a hotel this time? 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1462 Son, promise me you won't run away and join a hedge fund. 1.2932 0.04372 133 97 33 3
1463 It's not so much the noise, but the... you know what, it is the noise. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1464 Jimmy, what's all that ruckus?! 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1465 Hmmm … Trump must have been charged with espionage!!! 1.2930 0.04804 157 123 22 12
1466 Sorry, our marketing team is running out of ideas. Your pizza is at the end with the elephant. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1467 Media circus 1.2930 0.03862 157 113 42 2
1468 I didn't mean literally "send in the clowns." 1.2929 0.04360 140 103 33 4
1469 Oh no - the circus variants! 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
1470 It's for my Instagram feed! 1.2929 0.04360 140 103 33 4
1471 I knew that there was a way to get you away from that computer! 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
1472 We've got no place else to go. 1.2929 0.04241 140 102 35 3
1473 I wonder what happens if you get the Wordle in two. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
1474 Honey ! The circus is in town, & I got a job! 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
1475 Fluffy, do you want some popcorn? 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1476 Well, at least we won't have to talk about the elephant in the room! 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1477 I guess the circus is in town. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1478 I new these midterms would be a circus. 1.2925 0.04231 147 108 35 4
1479 Think this is too much after your mother's funeral? 1.2925 0.04005 147 106 39 2
1480 I'm guessing this heralds an end to the pandemic 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
1481 Are you just passing through, or will you be staying for dinner? 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1482 You said you wanted me to make it more interesting 1.2923 0.04429 130 95 32 3
1483 I didn’t know Congress is in session. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1484 We heard this building was pet friendly. 1.2923 0.04292 130 94 34 2
1485 Turns out it IS my circus.. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1486 If this doesn't help, I'd recommend Prozac 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
1487 I guess it's time for midterm elections... 1.2922 0.04008 154 112 39 3
1488 They came to town and now they're staying for the weekend. 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
1489 Can I keep 'em? 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
1490 I said purpose! I need more purpose in my life! 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
1491 Really... a gender reveal for your third litter 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
1492 Oh My God! Not another insurance salesman! 1.2920 0.04650 113 82 29 2
1493 We love working from home's 1.2920 0.04292 137 100 34 3
1494 Guess how I spent all your alimony payments. 1.2919 0.04193 161 120 35 6
1495 Spellcheck!!! You Googled "Carnal Knowledge?" We're from "The College of Carnival Knowledge" 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
1496 I’m leaving you and joining the circus. Just passing through. 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
1497 I'm ready. Take off your clothes. 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
1498 I want a divorce. 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
1499 Is this going on my credit card? 1.2917 0.04644 120 88 29 3
1500 Well, you look different than your profile picture, too. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1501 Do we have to turn this into a 3-ring circus? 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
1502 Sometimes you wish the parade would just pass you by. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1503 Does this count as a distraction? 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1504 OK if I work from home today? 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
1505 Wow, they really do deliver within five minutes! 1.2917 0.03992 168 124 39 5
1506 Be careful entering a contest where the winner is declared "The Lord of the Three Rings." 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1507 Some cats do want attention. 1.2914 0.04264 151 112 34 5
1508 This looks like the Democrat Club I belong to? 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
1509 Don't worry, we've all been boosted. 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
1510 Because it’s raining outside. 1.2911 0.04335 158 119 32 7
1511 Bedtime! 1.2911 0.04427 158 120 30 8
1512 When you said the circus was in town I thought you meant it metaphorically. 1.2910 0.04079 134 96 37 1
1513 I guess the mid-terms are here. 1.2910 0.04472 134 99 31 4
1514 Your cat can be more than a pandemic pet. 1.2909 0.04034 165 122 38 5
1515 More circus? No thank you, I’ve had enough circus with the midterms! 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1516 I told you not to play "Send in the Clowns"! 1.2908 0.04094 141 102 37 2
1517 The rain has stopped. Time to go back outside. 1.2908 0.04215 141 103 35 3
1518 mom! your friends are here... 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1519 Barnum get a surprise birthday party from his employees 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1520 I should have listened to her when she suggested I put in a cat door... 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1521 And we’re off to Buckingham Palace! 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
1522 I guess it's a post Covid celebration! 1.2906 0.04711 117 86 28 3
1523 Yes, you really are a Publishers Clearing House winner! 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1524 We hear you were looking for your charging horde. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
1525 I finally got approval to work from home! 1.2905 0.03983 148 107 39 2
1526 'So I guess now we know what that switch by the fridge does.' 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1527 Come on, Bob. We are going on the road again. 1.2903 0.03771 155 111 43 1
1528 Do you have to bring your work home with you? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1529 Now who feels silly adding that big top out back? 1.2903 0.04402 124 90 32 2
1530 The attempts to cure my introversion get more desperate each time. 1.2903 0.04090 155 114 37 4
1531 Damien quickly learned exactly what Remote Clown School enrollment was all about. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
1532 Who let in the clowns? 1.2903 0.04090 155 114 37 4
1533 Enter the biden administration. 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1534 Your laptop throws a terrific virtual party! 1.2901 0.03885 162 118 41 3
1535 You Searched the word 'Circus' last month, so here we are! 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
1536 Is it Tuesday already? 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1537 Hooray! You are National Screen Time champion! 1.2901 0.04532 131 97 30 4
1538 Whoops! Our Parade GPS brought us to your home. 1.2901 0.04400 131 96 32 3
1539 Who says we need a reason? 1.2901 0.04400 131 96 32 3
1540 Sometimes it is my circus. 1.2901 0.04532 131 97 30 4
1541 Hit the escape button if you want us to go away. 1.2899 0.03972 169 125 39 5
1542 Your mother died. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1543 Circusgram for Teddy! 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
1544 We heard you're a party animal. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1545 Doo doo doo coming in my back door. 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
1546 These things will not bite you. They want to have fun. Then out of the box Came Thing 2 through Thing 321. . 1.2899 0.04388 138 102 32 4
1547 Come meet the work friends I was telling you about 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1548 You look like you could use a pick-me-up. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1549 Nothing gets me going better than my morning coffee 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1550 Look! The “Clown Car” is coming for dinner. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1551 Theo began rethinking his refusal to have his computer cleaned of ads 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
1552 Aren't you glad Zoom meetings are over? 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
1553 Welcome Wagon is very strong in Jerry's new neighborhood 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
1554 Oh shoot! I ordered 3 rings with this. 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
1555 I still have to iron out a few kinks in the work-from-home thing. 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
1556 I use to think working from the office was a mess, but WFH has taken things to a whole new level 1.2895 0.04616 114 83 29 2
1557 Hi, Honey. Hope you don't mind if a couple co-workers join us for dinner. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
1558 Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1559 Most run away to join the circus. I just ran home. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1560 Working from home does seem more distracting 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1561 Look what I found on the street! 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1562 Don't worry. We don't have any elephants." 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1563 Your monkeys will be here any minute now. 1.2889 0.04444 135 100 31 4
1564 The Building Department sent us to thank you for cutting your grass. 1.2889 0.04444 135 100 31 4
1565 Hi! We’re your new keyboard shortcut!” 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1566 Cat, did you invite a circus? 1.2889 0.04444 135 100 31 4
1567 This wasn’t my correct Postmates order but I’m keeping it. 1.2889 0.04188 135 98 35 2
1568 I meant, "party animals," not "circus freaks"! 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1569 Ironically, there isn't an elephant in the room 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1570 Why is that bear carrying a purse? 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
1571 Now that I have your attention, Billy, go clean your room! 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1572 This new home theater system really makes the show come to you. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1573 Still bored? 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
1574 Great news, honey! They're letting me work remote! 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
1575 actually, this is your circus and this is your monkey. 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1576 Little did Zach know but Cat went with the surprise birthday party this year. 1.2885 0.03965 156 114 39 3
1577 When you ordered your pizza, you must have clicked on "Add Fanfare." No worries -- it's only three bucks more. 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
1578 Barnum and Bailey test launch mobile delivery platform. 1.2883 0.04149 163 122 35 6
1579 The midterms are coming 1.2883 0.04239 163 123 33 7
1580 This is the live circus?! 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1581 Hope the neighbours don't mind me working from home today. 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
1582 Mom I swear I only invited 2 people! 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1583 I must have pressed the wake up button on my new iPhone 14! 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
1584 Oh, you must be the Mar-a-Lago security team. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1585 Huh, all this time I thought it was a herd of elephants upstairs. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
1586 I guess I do need glasses. I thought o clicked “circuit training” 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
1587 Welcome the innermost circle of hell. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
1588 That's the last time I'm going to order from Circus Pizza. 1.2879 0.04373 132 97 32 3
1589 Where in thr word di you get an entire band 1.2879 0.04373 132 97 32 3
1590 Dinner's ready! 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
1591 If you go down in the woods today,you're sure of a big surprise. 1.2879 0.04503 132 98 30 4
1592 About Dinner: The Ringlings said "Yes'" but the Barnums and Baileys said "No"! 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
1593 It's finally time you met my emotional support circus! 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
1594 So this is how you party like animals. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1595 Please no clowns, please no clowns 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1596 I thought my in-laws weren't supposed to be here til next week! 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1597 Ohh, you said room service. We thought you said room circus! 1.2878 0.04240 139 102 34 3
1598 Congratulations, you've made your point. Now may I continue my story? 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1599 Happy birthday, many returns of the day. 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
1600 Cat's out the bag. Buster likes you better than I do. 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
1601 I guess I should take the Sondheim soundtrack off repeat 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1602 See, Pookie, TikTok is real 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1603 Idioms can come to life. 1.2876 0.04113 153 113 36 4
1604 This week, our career counseling session is based on your aptitude test. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
1605 Its publishers clearing house. I won 1.2875 0.04003 160 118 38 4
1606 The Republicans roll out their platform before the election. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1607 your friends say you need to get out more 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1608 You were warned about being careful what you wish for. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1609 Hello! We here for the B&B pet friendly weekend reservation.” 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1610 Who invited the in-laws? 1.2870 0.04746 115 85 27 3
1611 No, not Pay-Per-View. You pressed Parade-Per-View on your TV remote. 1.2870 0.04583 115 84 29 2
1612 Wow, these computer graphics really are HD. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
1613 We're like metaverse, but so much more." 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1614 You said we should spice things up! 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1615 Jerry soon learned that there was something far worse than swatting. 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1616 This is way better than last night's dream when I was a milkmaid. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1617 I thought you're going to the circus,not bringing it home! 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1618 I can’t work from home, my house is a circus. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1619 Oh sure, when I leave a hairball on the carpet, it's like the end of the world. 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1620 Jim, I said circuits not circus. 1.2868 0.04290 129 94 33 2
1621 The door was open. 1.2868 0.04429 129 95 31 3
1622 Aren't you guys supposed to have an elephant with you? 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
1623 A young Stephen Sondheim gets lyric inspiration. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
1624 Congratulations for naming your cat King Charles the III! 1.2868 0.04163 136 99 35 2
1625 The word is out; the party is here! 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
1626 I can't wait until the circus starts returning to the office. 1.2868 0.04292 136 100 33 3
1627 Really? Right when my meeting starts? 1.2868 0.04292 136 100 33 3
1628 Are you absolutely certain you would like to cancel this steaming service 1.2868 0.04030 136 98 37 1
1629 Drat! I guess this IS my circus... 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1630 I joined the circus, but had second thoughts about running away. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1631 Honey, what is the name of those mushrooms we ate in our lunch?! 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1632 No animals were harmed during the drawing of this cartoon. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1633 The future of work. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
1634 This was the only way I could think of to get people not to notice I forgot my panties. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
1635 Wow, you really can get anything delivered with Uber Eats 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
1636 NO-body expects the Circus Inquisition! 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1637 Finally got your attention! 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
1638 All this for using an actual bathroom?! 1.2857 0.04215 140 103 34 3
1639 Looks like both the House and Senate have adjourned! 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1640 Not my circus, not my problem. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1641 If you can't come to the circus, we'll come to you 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1642 The Party isn't until tomorrow evening. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1643 Oh, no. The kids found another cat. 1.2857 0.04096 147 108 36 3
1644 What? Another election? 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
1645 Didn't you hear? Trump is going to prison! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1646 I brought a baton for you! 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
1647 These Disney+ updates are getting out of hand. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1648 Oh no, I thought Burning Man ended next week!? 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1649 Come big, come small. Come one and all! You are invited to Susan’s divorce! 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
1650 My left brain, my right brain 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
1651 We're from the government and we're here to distract you. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1652 And no pop-up ads, either! 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1653 When 2019 comes for a visit 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1654 Room 1 of the 3 room circus 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1655 Honey. Looks like your family is here! 1.2848 0.04106 165 124 35 6
1656 It's not even a presidential year... 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
1657 Have you seen my ring? 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1658 Do you mind if we crash? Our place is tented. 1.2848 0.04025 158 117 37 4
1659 Trust me when I tell you to stay out of politics. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
1660 So the outside world is coming to me! 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1661 VERY NICE TO HAVE ALL CONGRESSPERSONS AND SENATORS IN TOWN!! 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1662 Hi, I'm Samantha from Match.com. I told you I was fun! 1.2847 0.04142 144 106 35 3
1663 Surprise! The boss thought you might be remotely interested in our office support! 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1664 My question "where are the clowns" was meant rhetorically. 1.2847 0.04023 144 105 37 2
1665 What, you couldn't give me a ring? 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1666 Well, that’s not exactly what I had in mind for a fun stay at home date 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1667 I read that if we eat bread and do this, we won’t worry about politics as much! 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1668 Guys, what are you doing? The partys at noon. 1.2847 0.04265 137 101 33 3
1669 Sorry you got laid off!—HR hired us to keep you from killing yourself! 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1670 It's Pumpkin Spice Season! 1.2847 0.04265 137 101 33 3
1671 It’s a parade! 1.2847 0.04138 137 100 35 2
1672 Oops, I must’ve mixed up the circus number with the pizza number. 1.2846 0.04400 130 96 31 3
1673 We heard your internet is down. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1674 This constant electioneering is becoming a real circus! 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1675 Meh. It's just the GOP. 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1676 Someone just sent in the clowns. 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
1677 It's a circus out there! 1.2846 0.04245 123 89 33 1
1678 Boy, the nightly new is getting so realistic! 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
1679 He must be pretty confident you’re gonna say “Yes.” 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1680 You said, "a few friends from work". I didn't think you meant the whole circus! 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1681 I said I wanted a carnival *cruise* 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
1682 Greetings George! Happy Birthday from cousin Sandy and circusgreetingrams.com! 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
1683 You said Stop by anytime. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1684 Yes, I did run away and join the circus. 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
1685 Got your attention now! 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1686 Your eBay package has arrived! 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1687 Sorry I didn't call about inviting the gang over for dinner! 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1688 We googled it and it said this was the fastest route. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1689 And all you ever drag in are dead rodents and sass. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1690 It may not be your monkey, but it is your circus. 1.2838 0.04072 148 109 36 3
1691 Don’t ask what happens when the music stops 1.2838 0.04184 148 110 34 4
1692 The magic mushrooms you ate sent us. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1693 Election season fast approaches! 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1694 party planning gone wrong 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1695 No charge! Everyday is a circus, but we are here to stay. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1696 You really can DoorDash anything. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1697 I’ve decided that the whole company is going to work with me from home. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1698 Is it election season already? 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1699 Send in the Clowns 1.2836 0.04318 134 99 32 3
1700 I ordered a RING doorbell. Not a three-ring doorbell! 1.2836 0.04186 134 98 34 2
1701 "Snacktime!" 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1702 This is not Desolation Row! 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1703 I certainly hope you popped the popcorn! 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
1704 Hey! Not my circus! 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
1705 I love it. Not one sign 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1706 We're the PCH Prize Patrol, sir. You're on-camera. Please look excited. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1707 We're in town" 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1708 Timmy had just re-subscribed to the print edition of the New Yorker and was enjoying his bonus extras. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1709 This the Airbnb? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1710 what have you been drinking? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1711 The circus came uptown. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
1712 Congratulations! You're our 100 billionth secure log-in. 1.2832 0.04145 173 132 33 8
1713 I said I was bored but .... 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
1714 I told you I would find some place to wear this outfit! 1.2832 0.04614 113 83 28 2
1715 Oh? Tuesday already? 1.2831 0.03902 166 123 39 4
1716 Trump Friends Meeting 1.2830 0.04291 159 121 31 7
1717 That's not what they mean by 'Silly Season.' 1.2830 0.04102 159 119 35 5
1718 These promposals are getting out of hand... 1.2830 0.04291 159 121 31 7
1719 If I'm imagining this…why is it in black & white? 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
1720 They heard you offered to clean the litterbox..... 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
1721 Your microphone is on mute! 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
1722 Damn that cat - it's her birthday, and look what she dragged in! 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
1723 Ah, It's already time for electoral debates! 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1724 Wes Anderson, at home. 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1725 How about those edibles. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1726 Why is my entire legal team here? 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1727 Huh I guess this time it IS my circus and it IS my monkeys 1.2828 0.04233 145 108 33 4
1728 Hi honey, I'll be working from home this week. 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
1729 This is some pretty wild catnip. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1730 It's the cats' wedding anniversary. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1731 Your midlife crisis was a convertible. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1732 Summer is over. Back to reality! 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
1733 Don’t turn and look at me. It was the dog’s idea. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1734 We just beat the Village People 21-7.Yeaaaa. 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
1735 Bet your stupid video game doesn't smell like this! 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1736 Maybe I shouldn't have had that legalized marijuana after all. 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
1737 Hope you mind I invited a few friends over. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1738 We would have gotten here sooner but we ran into a parade on the way. 1.2824 0.04190 170 130 32 8
1739 Delivery companies sure are trying to outdo each other. 1.2823 0.04517 124 92 29 3
1740 Since it's harder to take your mind off current events, we're offering a free sample of our new service. 1.2823 0.04370 124 91 31 2
1741 Fellini is my life 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1742 We need 76 Trobones for the Magic Carpet Ride. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1743 They told me it was all CBD. Now I see it was THC. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1744 Hope they’re vaccinated 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1745 This is getting in-tents. 1.2821 0.04147 156 117 34 5
1746 ...I thought the circus was only in my mind. Guess I'm not crazy after all 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1747 Could have been your "covid's over" op ed. 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
1748 Hope you don’t mind. We’re the clown circus from Mar-a-Lago, looking for new digs. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
1749 Election Season 1.2818 0.04499 110 80 29 1
1750 You have to sing Send in The Clowns if you want ‘em. 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
1751 The Google adds are really getting ANNOYING! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1752 Delivered in 30 minutes or the bearded lady is free. 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
1753 So, that app really works! 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1754 global leadership summit 2023 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1755 So, you found a parking space. 1.2815 0.04160 135 99 34 2
1756 The happy reaper is here. 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1757 Your Around the World pizza has arrived! 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1758 Did somebody say, "Send in the Clowns?" 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1759 You want to use my bathroom--now that's funny ! 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1760 I know we said we wouldn't bring work home , but... 1.2812 0.04287 128 94 32 2
1761 You really can get everything online these days 1.2812 0.04428 128 95 30 3
1762 I miss when it was just the monkey with the cymbals. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1763 I guess she finalized the divorce. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1764 Same old, same old. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1765 At least they carpooled. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1766 That snake has a really nice hat 1.2810 0.04194 153 115 33 5
1767 It’s raining on our parade out there. 1.2810 0.04194 153 115 33 5
1768 This is exactly why I don't tell folks where I live. 1.2810 0.04426 121 89 30 2
1769 Huh. Looks like the Republican primary started earlier this year. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1770 Be thankful that you'll just be acquiring another cat. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1771 The ad said pet friendly. 1.2810 0.04426 121 89 30 2
1772 Surprise, happy birthday! 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1773 You want pizzaz? You got pizzaz... extra grande supreme! 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1774 Who ordered the con carny? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1775 GREAT NEWS HONEY, my family and all their pets are in town and will stay here for THE WHOLE WEEK!!! 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1776 We heard you were used to juggling alot 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1777 I told you, I wasn’t kidding about my job! 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1778 Wow, election season already? 1.2808 0.04094 146 108 35 3
1779 We're all here but the monkey. A pox on him! 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1780 Welcome to the building, we're your neighbors! 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1781 Sunday in the park. Where’s George? 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1782 I'm now Top Cat. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1783 I said, "Three rings irk us." 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1784 Well, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition! 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1785 500 bucks and we'll leave quietly... 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
1786 Please send out the clowns. 1.2806 0.04214 139 103 33 3
1787 Hello. Thank you for choosing the HomeCircus app. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
1788 John regretted ordering chili con carnival supreme 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
1789 Were you raised in a Barnum? Close the door behind you. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1790 Happy Wednesday morning! 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1791 I ordered a three prong circuit online I'm not sure how to refund this. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1792 We're all of your imaginary friends. You didn't think we wouldn't find you? 1.2803 0.04344 132 98 31 3
1793 Midterm Elections coming soon 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1794 Life is a circus 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1795 Great news! Big Bear found your handbag!!! 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
1796 Great news! They finally approved a “work from home” policy! 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
1797 It’s not your birthday? Oops! 1.2800 0.04487 125 93 29 3
1798 Not my circus. 1.2800 0.04340 125 92 31 2
1799 We won! 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1800 Ohhhh, I thought you said you were into The Crown. 1.2800 0.04340 125 92 31 2
1801 Cat food LSD. Meowwww. 1.2800 0.04027 150 111 36 3
1802 You ordered pizza with everything on it! 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1803 Your wife has filed for a divorce! 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1804 Hey, honey! Do you mind if I have some friends over from work? 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1805 Congratulations! You have reached 100 hits! 1.2797 0.04020 143 105 36 2
1806 Tonite, I thought we would do something different! 1.2797 0.04020 143 105 36 2
1807 It's work from home day! 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1808 And no one believed I was adopted. 1.2797 0.04485 118 87 29 2
1809 Tell the neighbors the noise continues just as long as their piano lesson 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
1810 To market to market 1.2794 0.04134 136 100 34 2
1811 We simply need a Stage; it would get us all out of town. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1812 Hi, I'm Allison, leader of the Greatest Show on Earth.... Hi, I'm Bob, not the greatest at keeping my front door locked. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1813 Who here ordered the "virtual" Zoom background? 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1814 Time for a homework break! 1.2794 0.04264 136 101 32 3
1815 Honey, come run away with me and join the circus. We could use another clown. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1816 Your Amazon subscription has been automatically renewed! 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1817 This market is a real circus. 1.2794 0.04264 136 101 32 3
1818 Finally, my real family has come for me... 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1819 One Thursday, Janice realized she did not want to run away at all. She just wanted to join the circus. 1.2793 0.04645 111 82 27 2
1820 Our wandering children have come home at last!!! 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1821 I thought I was upgrading to Windows 12. Maybe I did it right after all. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1822 Remote work turns your home into a circus. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1823 I hate family reunions. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1824 Ginger, I have a feeling that I had your catnip by mistake 1.2791 0.04259 129 95 32 2
1825 I got us a membership! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1826 Welcome to my world! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1827 I switched to Republican. 1.2791 0.04399 129 96 30 3
1828 You searched the words wild party and here we are. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1829 What I’m trying to say is, I’m leaving you. 1.2791 0.04399 129 96 30 3
1830 Sorry, I only have 1 ring. 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
1831 There goes the neighborhood! 1.2789 0.04184 147 110 33 4
1832 The drugs are kicking in! 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
1833 We’ll be right upstairs if you need anything. Welcome, neighbor! 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
1834 We're here to fix the television. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
1835 I guess the edible’s kicked in. 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
1836 She always has to have a Parade following her! 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1837 Who left the door open? 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1838 Since when did you start to work remotely? 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1839 Mr. Whiskers knew, Mike couldn't "not my circus not my monkeys" out of this one. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1840 Thank you,I really purrfur working from Home. 1.2787 0.04547 122 91 28 3
1841 Hi, Bob! This Barnum & Bailey Redux Birthday Surprise comes with best wishes from your Ex. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1842 „You must be mistaken, Madame Du Soleil moved out last year“ 1.2787 0.04396 122 90 30 2
1843 We are here to collect you; the modern Grim Reaper wanted a less morose imagery! 1.2786 0.04064 140 103 35 2
1844 The MAGA GOP is coming to town 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1845 You rang? 1.2786 0.04188 140 104 33 3
1846 I knew you were being too friendly with the neighbors. 1.2786 0.04188 140 104 33 3
1847 I could have sworn I registered for that no-circus list. 1.2786 0.04188 140 104 33 3
1848 I thought that was a closet 1.2783 0.04375 115 84 30 1
1849 Be careful what you say to the bear with the purse. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1850 Who invited the circus" oh wait its just my famil 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1851 Laundry’s done! 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1852 Thank you for choosing 'Uber Eats, delivery by circus parade!' 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
1853 I, too, decided to work from home. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1854 Our tent folded. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1855 I wanted to be Number One in 'Look what the Cat dragged in' ! 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1856 You said you believed in the party with the biggest tent. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1857 It was too hot at Burning Man. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1858 We’ve come to recruit your cat to join our dissentient social revolution. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1859 Your in-laws went to Hawaii for Thanksgiving and didn't want you to miss them 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1860 Remind me again to never go on Amazon while I'm drinking. 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
1861 Looks like we're getting the band back together after all," he said 1.2781 0.03849 187 142 38 7
1862 I’m tired of you and your friends parading through the house like you own it. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
1863 Were you expecting the Spanish Inquisition? 1.2778 0.04233 144 108 32 4
1864 I really need to remove that “welcome one and all” sign. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1865 Turns out that it *was* my circus! 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1866 Have you been calling 800 numbers again? 1.2778 0.04312 126 93 31 2
1867 Oh dear, and he brought friends. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1868 Do I now have your attention? 1.2778 0.04116 144 107 34 3
1869 Okay, where’s my pizza? 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1870 One night only! 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1871 It wasn’t a dream; the world is a circus. 1.2778 0.04233 144 108 32 4
1872 Wow, I guess Barnum and Bailey both got elected. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1873 Amazon delivers circus to your doorstep indeed! 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1874 Circus attendance is down, so we're bringing the circus to you! 1.2778 0.04312 126 93 31 2
1875 Must be election campaign season again! 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
1876 All done installing your Three Ring doorbell! 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
1877 Labor Day must be over... here come the politicians. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
1878 Congratulations! You can continue to work from home. We are here to make your off hours more joyful. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
1879 Is it me, or is the saxophone flat? 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
1880 Nope! Guess again! 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
1881 I should never have sent that prank pizza delivery to Bob. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
1882 Hi "Josh Stein, Riverdale, NY". We saw your comment asking who picks the finalists for the New Yorker cartoon caption contest... 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1883 ''When I said,'Come what may.' I had no idea! 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1884 I hope the elephant stayed home. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1885 You’s doing you’s? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1886 No Kitty , It's not the Russian military, Barnum & Bailey only have three rings in their circus - and a lot less clowns! 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1887 It's your lucky day! 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1888 Your mom said you needed some cheering up! 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1889 The ventriloquist coudn’t make it. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1890 OMG... they're all back from the Trump rally! 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1891 Dude looks like a lady!! 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
1892 Because, of course...sure, why not? 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
1893 You may have already won! 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1894 I’ve decided to drop Premed and instead to majorette in The Circus 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1895 Surprise! You’ve won the Clearinghouse Carnival. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1896 not my circus and I do not see my monkey 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1897 Mr. Trump needs $25 from you ! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1898 I know you ordered pizza, but they were busy. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
1899 Let the primaries begin. 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
1900 I didn't answer the door but Trump's campaign team just let themselves in. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1901 When I opened the door I thought you said what a nice gesture. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1902 You got out of bed this morning! 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1903 The documents are coming; the documents are coming! 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1904 Fellinis great grandson tries a quiet Saturday night at home. 1.2766 0.03905 188 144 36 8
1905 C'mon Sweetie, CARPE DIEM. 1.2766 0.04163 141 105 33 3
1906 Looks like it is my circus and my monkeys after all. 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1907 That funny feeling you sometimes get when politics invades your home. 1.2764 0.04366 123 91 30 2
1908 I'll be happy when the election is over. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1909 So there are a few more guests than I listed on the Airbnb booking. 1.2764 0.04366 123 91 30 2
1910 My day was good, but busy -- I had to bring some work home with me. 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
1911 Best thing you’ve dragged in all week. 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
1912 I liked it when Grubhub used to just buzz from downstairs. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1913 Hi, did you advertise a room for rent? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1914 You got the raise? 1.2761 0.04156 134 99 33 2
1915 Do you mind terribly if we use this as a shortcut to our parade route? 1.2761 0.04289 134 100 31 3
1916 The co-op board is here to inspect your apartment. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1917 World's politicians on parade 1.2761 0.04156 134 99 33 2
1918 Burning Man over already? 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
1919 WHAT!!!! No masks??? 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1920 Changing with the times. We now make house calls. 1.2759 0.03973 145 107 36 2
1921 Now what have you dragged in? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1922 It’s a less threatening way to discuss our household division of labor. 1.2759 0.04092 145 108 34 3
1923 So there was a circus in the hallway after all 1.2759 0.04208 145 109 32 4
1924 It’s your turn to make dinner. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1925 Open the front door. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
1926 It’s your cat’s birthday 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
1927 No clowns? 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1928 You’re never too old to reinvent yourself.” Isn’t that what you said 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1929 Puss, looks like that magic mushroom just kicked in. 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
1930 I said BYOB!! 1.2756 0.04135 127 93 33 1
1931 I already told you, “not my circus, not my monkeys, jugglers, clowns…” 1.2756 0.04135 127 93 33 1
1932 Strange, Labor Day isn't until tomorrow. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1933 Has the mail come yet? 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1934 It's Amazon's new streaming service. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1935 Where am I going to get enough toilet paper for all these visitors? 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1936 We’re here from the new IRS…to help ! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1937 It's OK you forgot our anniversary. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1938 Matt signs up with a new Internet Circus Provider 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1939 No, I ordered 'supplies'. 1.2754 0.04084 138 102 34 2
1940 'The Day the Pandemic finally ended.' 1.2754 0.04084 138 102 34 2
1941 I don't think this is the right apartment. 1.2754 0.04084 138 102 34 2
1942 it's not for you. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1943 Coworking sucks! 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1944 Looks like the Republican clown car is back in town. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1945 Jerry didn’t join the circus, the circus joined him. 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1946 Yes, I'm Barnum and my cat's name is Bailey. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1947 Well, Fluffy, it looks like the circus ran away to me. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1948 Look, Leonard, I brought the circus home! 1.2752 0.03910 149 110 37 2
1949 I always thought life was a circus! 1.2750 0.04261 120 88 31 1
1950 I should have never put my name, P. T. Barnum, on the mail box. 1.2750 0.04261 120 88 31 1
1951 Two words: ‘diversity’ and ‘inclusion’. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1952 How do you like my new outfit? 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1953 Look what the big cats dragged in! 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
1954 First day of school was okay…? 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
1955 Since when do bears carry purses? 1.2750 0.03960 160 120 36 4
1956 They must’ve heard I have a zoom meeting to log onto 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
1957 Family reunion: they all tested positive for Covid and are all stuck here for the next week. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1958 I shouldn't have eaten that third brownie. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1959 quiet night in, cup of tea, get some work done, hit of acid, off to bed!! 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1960 You've won a free trial of 'Circus'! 1.2748 0.04063 131 96 34 1
1961 The good news is, I haven't run away to join the circus!" 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1962 Let me guess, not your monkeys either? 1.2748 0.04205 131 97 32 2
1963 I really should have read through those upgrade terms. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1964 I need to force quit Acrobat. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1965 I said you could invite a few friends for a sleepover. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1966 It's my birthday. My girlfriend's the one with a bow on her tail. 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
1967 Now that COVID is over we’re getting back to normal. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
1968 I'm working from home this week! 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1969 I didn’t run away to the circus. The circus ran away to me. 1.2746 0.04138 142 106 33 3
1970 Did you imagine that a talking cat wouldn't have some circus friends? 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
1971 The kids are home. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
1972 Any chance you've seen an elephant? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1973 I ran away, I joined, I'm came back! 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
1974 And thus, the circus that is the election season ads begins! 1.2743 0.04399 113 83 29 1
1975 Hey guys. Not everybody loves a parade. 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
1976 Is the dog named "Tripod"? 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1977 No, you go ‘Huh?!’ on the downbeat. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1978 Instead of running away to join the circus, I thought I'd stay. 1.2742 0.04336 124 92 30 2
1979 Good job, Mom. You've finally managed to turn this place into a circus." 1.2742 0.04336 124 92 30 2
1980 Dad - you know how some people run away to join the circus? 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1981 I got a new job and they said I could work from home! 1.2742 0.04485 124 93 28 3
1982 And my dad said clown school wasn't worth it! 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1983 I sure hope this is the house with the cancer kid. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1984 Everyone gets a circus in the Inflation Recovery Act, 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1985 When you said you did time in the ring I thought you were a boxer. 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
1986 I don't actually see the kitchen sink. 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
1987 Internet dating is such a circus! 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1988 My wife sent a band to deliver my divorce papers? 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1989 So, I got that promotion!" 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1990 Always expect the unexpected. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1991 Send in the baristas, lawyers and tattoo artists next. 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1992 Your new integrated circus has arrived sir! 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1993 I guess it is my circus and my monkeys now. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1994 Screen time is over!" 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1995 Well, you wanted to meet my girlfriend's family! 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1996 It was Muriel's tendency to lose focus that had most concerned her unicycle instructor.. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1997 This is a helleva dream!! I don't want to wake up. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1998 It must be campaign season. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
1999 Sometimes work follows you home 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
2000 High school's out for today! 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
2001 Gee. I thought I bought an online ticket. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2002 Where exactly are the 76 trombones? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2003 Phew! There’s not a single skeleton in my closet. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2004 Okay, as long as everyone wiped their feet. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
2005 Same circus- different clowns 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
2006 Man! UberEats has really upped their game! 1.2734 0.04255 128 95 31 2
2007 Let the party begin ! 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
2008 Cabernet License 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
2009 We heard someone needs a little cheering up... 1.2734 0.04186 139 104 32 3
2010 Happy Birthday Mr. Fluffy….. happy birthday to you! 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
2011 Must be Thursday on the Disney Channel 1.2734 0.03794 139 101 38 0
2012 Get off that computer, nerd boy, and join the circus! 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
2013 You’re working from home too?! 1.2734 0.04186 139 104 32 3
2014 Honey, I didn’t mean LITERALLY go off and join the circus! 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
2015 ‘“We had this compulsion to join you!” 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
2016 Oh no, not Cirque du Foyer again... 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
2017 You ordered the home theater? 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
2018 Instead of you running off and joining the circus, the circus is running off and joining YOU! 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
2019 Strike Up The Band. 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
2020 Trump Inauguration 1.2733 0.04046 172 132 33 7
2021 Honey, I told you my support group was meeting here tonight. 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
2022 I gave up on Emily Post. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
2023 Did you call the Geek Squad? 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
2024 Did I tell you I was a baton twirler in high school? 1.2727 0.04114 143 107 33 3
2025 Your hair qualifies you to join us! Come on! 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
2026 I said turn down the furnace, not bring in a clown circus. 1.2727 0.04114 143 107 33 3
2027 You'll simply adore our new Sondheim retrospective! 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
2028 I decided to bring home other peoples work. 1.2727 0.04545 121 91 27 3
2029 Hi uncle Bobby. We’re just dropping in for a week or so. Where’s the bathroom? 1.2727 0.04178 132 98 32 2
2030 Zero Mostel singing: "Something appealing, Something appalling, Something for everyone: A comedy tonight! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
2031 The circus is running away to join me? 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
2032 My new place is really starting to grow on me. 1.2727 0.04178 132 98 32 2
2033 Note to self: Fix the lock on the pole tent door! 1.2727 0.04545 121 91 27 3
2034 From that moment forward,Tim was much more careful about what he Googled. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
2035 Oh-oh! It really is my circus! 1.2727 0.04232 121 89 31 1
2036 I know. I promised not to bring my work home anymore. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
2037 All it's missing is Bozo the Clown, dad's lawyer, and Steve Bannon. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
2038 Live a little! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
2039 The Congressional summer recess must be over. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
2040 It's always been my dream to star in a Fellini movie. 1.2727 0.04457 110 81 28 1
2041 We heard you had a clownfish. 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
2042 Don't you just love virtual reality. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
2043 Come on, cat, we can't do the show without you. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
2044 Don't mind us. You just keep working on whatever it is you're doing. 1.2727 0.04232 143 108 31 4
2045 Ready? We’ve got plenty of room in our one tiny car. 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
2046 Look! All of our favorite unlicensed characters!! 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2047 Much to her surprise, Janet’s husband would in fact notice her if she were to lead a circus through the front door. 1.2727 0.04232 143 108 31 4
2048 These Zoom backgrounds are getting out of hand. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2049 George, who finds it hard to say no, hadn’t quite realised that the “adopt a circus” people had meant it literally. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
2050 Honey, your folks are here... 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
2051 This is not the bandwidth I signed up for! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
2052 I just ordered a pizza! 1.2721 0.04045 147 110 34 3
2053 The circus decided to run away and join us 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
2054 Darn, I left the door open again. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
2055 Honey, guess what I joined. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
2056 There may not be monkeys, but it is your circus. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
2057 I gave up on Politics. 1.2721 0.04235 136 102 31 3
2058 This is the only way you’ll remember my birthday. 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
2059 I think you are looking for the clown next door. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
2060 Today we’re both working from home! 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
2061 These flash mobs are really getting out of hand. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
2062 ¡It is true then! ... too much internet and isolation? 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
2063 I think I ordered the wrong home entertainment package. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
2064 As the pandemic comes to a close, an infinite amount of possibilities are about to walk through your front door. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
2065 The day the circus ran away to join a boy. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
2066 Do you have any classified documents on that laptop? 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
2067 complements of apt#8 the" I love a parade group"is here! 1.2720 0.04307 125 93 30 2
2068 Sorry Ed, they’re making us work from home again this week. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
2069 They say they can prove Trump won the election. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2070 No, Siree! The MAGA tent has not yet folded. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2071 Mulberry? It's the next street over. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2072 What, no trapeze? 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2073 He feels a collar bell is so bougie. 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
2074 Where’s Carol Channing when you need her? 1.2717 0.04190 173 135 29 9
2075 Off to college, my son, you will be missed terribly. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
2076 We are an intervention to help cure you from being an introvert. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
2077 Not your monkeys, but it IS your circus. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
2078 76 trombones couldn't come so they sent us. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2079 You the one that ordered one circus, no clowns? 1.2713 0.04227 129 96 31 2
2080 Join the circus! We're going à la mode! 1.2713 0.04227 129 96 31 2
2081 Congratulations, you've been circus swatted. 1.2713 0.04227 129 96 31 2
2082 Oops I opened up the news page again! 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2083 Did 76 trombones just come through here? 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
2084 That had to be the hardest crossword EVER. 1.2712 0.04449 118 88 28 2
2085 Mom! The governments here! 1.2712 0.04449 118 88 28 2
2086 Honey, I thought we agreed to *not* invite your cousins from Florida… 1.2712 0.04283 118 87 30 1
2087 Did you enter the Publishers Clearing House contest 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
2088 You clicked "Lord of The Three Rings" 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2089 Don’t get up for us. 1.2708 0.03969 144 107 35 2
2090 Your wife said you were bored, so here we are! 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
2091 Where’s the birthday girl? 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
2092 Honey, your family is back for a visit. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
2093 You're definitely a morning person. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2094 Mrs. Bear likes to make "an entrance". 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2095 I went ring shopping and found a great deal on a set of three! 1.2707 0.04151 133 99 32 2
2096 Now that I have your attention . . . 1.2707 0.04286 133 100 30 3
2097 See, this is why I don’t talk politics in the house. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2098 We heard you love Circus Peanuts. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2099 Get your face paint, Bobo. We’re painting the town red. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2100 Just to be clear Darling, this is an actual three ring circus! 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
2101 Would you tell your neighbor that we came by, and we’re sorry we missed him? 1.2705 0.04361 122 91 29 2
2102 Looks like the midterms are in town. 1.2705 0.04361 122 91 29 2
2103 Sorry, dear. I had to bring work home tonight. 1.2705 0.04361 122 91 29 2
2104 I guess he’s back from Obedience School 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
2105 Queen died 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
2106 I know I said the party should be a big tent, but this is ridiculous. 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
2107 Oh, great. I forgot all about the midterms. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2108 They told us there would be cake! 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2109 I ran off with the circus! I hope no one notices. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2110 Don't ever say, "Not my circus," again. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
2111 We need your vote in November. 1.2701 0.04079 137 102 33 2
2112 When I ordered a pizza with the works, this isn't what I meant. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
2113 Congrats on getting your voter ID card! 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
2114 Yeah? Well...I put up with your poker night every week so, suck it up." 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
2115 I know, I know, but look at what I got the cat to do! 1.2701 0.04209 137 103 31 3
2116 It's International New Emoji Day. Tonight we'll be in your laptop. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
2117 And to think that I saw it on our Mulberry carpet. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
2118 You got it on the first try! The word IS 'circus'! 1.2698 0.04278 126 94 30 2
2119 For humanity's sake, you guys, it's two by two. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
2120 The highway said said detour. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
2121 Who farted?" 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
2122 I swiped right for all of you ? 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
2123 What do you mean this isn't 123 Main Street? 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
2124 Darling, did you mention the family is coming for diner? 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
2125 Go big AND go home. 1.2698 0.04278 126 94 30 2
2126 I think I'm just gonna delete the tweet. 1.2698 0.04127 126 93 32 1
2127 Have you been meowing at Alexa again? 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
2128 Uh-oh, looks like someone wants my vote. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
2129 S’up? 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
2130 Dad, I ran away to join with the circus. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
2131 But I ran away from all of you to be able to work from home. 1.2697 0.04066 152 115 33 4
2132 Yea,just the family ! 1.2697 0.04066 152 115 33 4
2133 We're here to give the nightly news, here are today's top stories. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2134 We’re your new neighbors. Can we borrow 50 pounds of sugar? 1.2696 0.04156 115 84 31 0
2135 Is . . . Is that bear carrying a purse?! 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2136 Wait, the midterms already?! 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2137 Oh shit, they found me! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2138 Family dinner 1.2696 0.04508 115 86 27 2
2139 British leader Liz Truss illustrates her campaign pledges 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2140 Honey, come downstairs. Your birthday present has arrived! 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
2141 Everyone loves a parade! 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
2142 Your Door Dash order is here! 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
2143 My privacy settings are really messed up. 1.2695 0.04135 141 106 32 3
2144 BNB. That's Barnum and Bailey, right? 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
2145 It's time to feed the cat! 1.2692 0.04116 182 143 29 10
2146 Welcome to the Mad House 1.2692 0.03905 130 95 35 0
2147 Can I borrow, like, FIFTY POUNDS of sugar? 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
2148 Have been meaning to tell you. I changed jobs. 1.2692 0.03895 156 117 36 3
2149 At least this place is not a zoo. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
2150 If this is community policing, it's not gonna work. 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
2151 Not the coolest way to embarrass your cat. 1.2692 0.04055 130 96 33 1
2152 A person and their cat imagine the digestive consequences of consuming the pâté from the back of the fridge. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
2153 We're the travelling circus...today we are at your house. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
2154 Friends from your cat's fifth life. 1.2690 0.04065 145 109 33 3
2155 You’re Brian Shriner, right? Guess what? 1.2690 0.04182 145 110 31 4
2156 You were right. After you entertain a clown, you become part of the circus. 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
2157 But where's the 76 trombones? They were suppose to lead the big parade. 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
2158 The Parade brand loungewear you ordered on Amazon was out of stock. Will this do as a substitute? 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
2159 I shouldn't have rented from Fair B&B 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
2160 You can take the man out of the circus but you can't take the circus out of the man. 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
2161 We live upstairs! But you knew that.” 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
2162 The end is near! 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
2163 And since you ordered on line, your pizza is half price too. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
2164 RAH! RAH! Get that porridge cooking! Mama Bear is BACK! 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
2165 As you can see, Amazon is expanding its delivery service. 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
2166 Congratulations - your tweet saved the world! 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
2167 I was looking for a decent Kirkus review, not a circus view!” #bookpeopl 1.2689 0.04082 119 87 32 0
2168 “Your Greatest Pizza on Earth is on the way!” 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
2169 Tut alors, the metaverse has arrived...abandon the screen and join the party! 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
2170 It’s a circus in here! 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
2171 Why quit quietly when you can quit cacophonously? 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2172 This has to be a mistake in my last online order. How in heaven am I going to return it? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2173 We all decided to run away and join you. 1.2685 0.04482 108 80 27 1
2174 The line is getting blurry between circus and houseguests 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2175 Trouble seeing us? We sell spectacles! 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
2176 Wait a minute! I only ordered a pizza. 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
2177 The Circus Arrives Without Warning 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2178 You guys have to leave. This is not funny, 1.2683 0.04011 123 90 33 0
2179 The cat was a bit expensive, but the pet store threw in everyone else as a bonus. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2180 We're here to help you with your 'Media Relations' homework! 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
2181 If this doesn't cheer him up...nothing will! 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
2182 I'm never buying a timeshare again. 1.2681 0.03922 138 102 35 1
2183 The midterms are here - the midterms are here. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
2184 Well, Morris, that's the last time I leave open the 'one click ordering' page while you're prancing around. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
2185 I thought our marriage was entertainment enough 1.2681 0.04183 138 104 31 3
2186 We’re home! 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
2187 We are here to overstimulate you until your internet is back up. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
2188 Look Murray, I brought my work home with me for tonight. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
2189 Streaming has really raised the bar. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2190 If I ran the circus, we'd make house calls every day. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2191 I've finally run away. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2192 Honey things are getting kinky tonight, we’re talking borderline illegal” 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2193 Stay 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
2194 It's so quiet now that the kids are in school. I decided I was going to work from home too! 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
2195 Sorry, but I need to work late tonight 1.2677 0.04250 127 95 30 2
2196 This new booster is great! 1.2677 0.04250 127 95 30 2
2197 I was going to run away and join the circus... but thought why run away 1.2677 0.04250 127 95 30 2
2198 Ah, another candidate has announced they're running for a seat in the House of Representatives! 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
2199 We can't afford three rings but we saw your listing for a three-bedroom. 1.2677 0.04100 127 94 32 1
2200 You should see my place ... it's a circus in here! 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
2201 The grandkids will be here in a minute. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
2202 Wow, Uber Entertainment is really convenient. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
2203 Hoooneeeey,your family's here! 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
2204 No, please, I just cleaned and there’s no way my wife will believe this 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
2205 What, are you sure this isn't the Big Top? My GPS is never wrong! 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
2206 I figured “Circus Estates, Big Top Living from the $800s” was just a marketing pitch! 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
2207 Picnic day for teddy bears...today's the day our teddy bear has her pic nic. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
2208 It’s bad luck to open an umbrella indoors 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
2209 I heard you were down to clown. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
2210 Can we use your bathroom? 1.2672 0.04127 116 85 31 0
2211 I see the midterms have arrived. 1.2672 0.04304 116 86 29 1
2212 The entertainment is free—you’re charged only if you want cleanup. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
2213 It’s time to get real. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
2214 Ronnie’s here! 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2215 They're just stopping by. 1.2672 0.04311 131 99 29 3
2216 The circus ran off and joined ME! 1.2672 0.04311 131 99 29 3
2217 This is just a preview of what happens when you give up social media. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
2218 Me: can we go to the circus Mom: We have a circus at home *The circus at home* 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
2219 I've GOT to lay off the booze! 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2220 This is why I'm the good cat 1.2672 0.04173 131 98 31 2
2221 Looks like the circus is in townhouse. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
2222 There's an opening for a human cannonball if you'd like to join us." 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
2223 I could get use to this work from home 1.2672 0.04029 131 97 33 1
2224 Hello! We are your new neighbors. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
2225 And your Three-Ring Circus delivery comes with a Free Return policy -- except for the elephants. 1.2671 0.04042 146 110 33 3
2226 Um... Bobo, could you stop bringing work home with you. 1.2667 0.03858 165 125 36 4
2227 Hello Dad, 23 & me says we're 100% family. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
2228 Hope, for your sake, you have Purina Escaped Lion Chow. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
2229 Your friends at the office miss you. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2230 Isn’t eBay wonderful? 1.2667 0.04099 135 101 32 2
2231 The show *must* go on. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
2232 Since you wouldn't run away and join us ...!! 1.2667 0.04232 135 102 30 3
2233 Can you open the window to let in the trapeze artists? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
2234 Hope you can pitch a tent. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
2235 Is that another new hat Linda? 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
2236 This must be Uber Eats Plus. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
2237 The only thing missing is the kitchen sink! 1.2667 0.04543 105 78 26 1
2238 Wait! I ordered a subscription to Travel Circle, not a traveling circus. 1.2667 0.04054 120 88 32 0
2239 We came up as soon as you gave us three rings. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
2240 Where do you want your new analog streaming service set up? 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
2241 new remote has a ‘hybrid’ work environment. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
2242 We decided to run away with YOU for a change! 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
2243 The great resignation 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
2244 Just when Jimmy thought he’d succeeded in running away from the circus to join the establishment… 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
2245 M y "X" said: she would make a clown out of me! 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
2246 Hi! Guess which lottery you just won! 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
2247 I thought you said the neighbors were sad to see us go? 1.2661 0.04301 124 93 29 2
2248 The circus joined me! 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
2249 Buckle up, Godfrey - this is exactly the same dream I had in 2016. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
2250 Do you feel like your life is becoming a circus 1.2661 0.04301 124 93 29 2
2251 With the pandemic winding down, the circus no longer has to appear via Zoom. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
2252 This is the parade of homes, isn't it? 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
2253 We're all so glad you changed the litter box! 1.2661 0.04301 124 93 29 2
2254 Reminder Life's just a circus 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
2255 This orgy's gonna be hilarious! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2256 Next time!!! Try Ringling the bell before coming in!!! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2257 One of Sigmund Freud's most representative works. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2258 Any chance an elephant just came through here? 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
2259 Not my living room, not my couch. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
2260 Did you happen to see a lion? 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
2261 I could have sworn this was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2262 These 4DX movies are getting out of hand 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2263 Looks like casting for The Music Man got a little out-of-hand. 1.2655 0.04173 113 83 30 0
2264 Just show us where the three rings are and we 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2265 Cirque du So" -- "Hey 1.2655 0.04536 113 85 26 2
2266 This isn't what I meant by 'in-house' rehearsal. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2267 I said I am not interested. I have my own religion. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2268 Life (after Covid) has arrived 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2269 Our new pizza delivery service is focused on customer experience 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2270 You're mom passed away. 1.2654 0.04360 162 128 25 9
2271 No surprise, I always knew that my life is a circus 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
2272 So they aren't my monkeys, but apparently it is my circus. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2273 Just because I love my little political junkie. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
2274 Yes, I KNOW our anniversary is tomorrow! 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
2275 Well, if you can't bring yourself to the circus, we thought, why not, you know, ... 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
2276 Uber circus at your disposal! 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
2277 I invited the upstairs neighbors to dinner. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
2278 I'm working from home today, so please keep it down. 1.2652 0.04146 132 99 31 2
2279 The party don't start till I walk in. 1.2652 0.04146 132 99 31 2
2280 We just came on in when you didn't answer after Three Rings. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
2281 I’m worried that the hat is a bit much… 1.2650 0.04443 117 88 27 2
2282 Remember when I used to talk about joining the circus? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
2283 I asked you not to bring your work home 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
2284 This IS your circus. The monkeys are coming. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
2285 You think your job is in tents? 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
2286 Circus-gram for Mongo. 1.2650 0.04274 117 87 29 1
2287 Ummm... my birthday is next week. 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
2288 I meant fetch not kvetch 1.2647 0.04074 136 102 32 2
2289 You call that a circus? Where are the elephants? 1.2647 0.03938 136 101 34 1
2290 If you think the amount of clowns we fit in a car is ridiculous, just wait to see how many more roommates we'll need to jam in here to make a 500 sq. ft. apartment affordable. 1.2647 0.04074 136 102 32 2
2291 Help me, my mind is escaping 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2292 I’m working from home now honey! 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
2293 I’m doing Burning Man remotely this year. 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2294 Did you forget to lock the tent? 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2295 We heard your quarantine is over. 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2296 Cat, look what you dragged in this time 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2297 But I said 'Don't Worry, Darling' had caused quite the MEDIA circus? 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2298 Actually, I was rather expecting the Spanish inquisition. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
2299 And you though you could avoid the circus by working from home! 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
2300 Is this the way to the F train? 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
2301 Family circus. 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
2302 Oh no! They found me again. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2303 …..in-laws 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2304 Solving Wordle in 2 guesses is a big deal,honey! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
2305 When the doctor suggested the circus to lift my spirits, I didn't expect it to make a house call. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
2306 I’m leaving you! I joined the circus! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
2307 I knew you were a clown, so I invited your tribe for the game tonight. Surprise Suprise ! 1.2640 0.04118 125 93 31 1
2308 Seuss? No I called Dr Schultz! 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
2309 Gee, Whiskers, I didn't expect this from just half a tab. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
2310 When the relatives arrive for the holidays 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
2311 Well, that completes my bucket list! 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
2312 I knew this top was too big! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
2313 420 Totten Court is next door. 1.2639 0.04062 144 109 32 3
2314 I hope you don't mind, but I'll be working from home for awhile. 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
2315 You clicked on one too many emojis. 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
2316 Sorry, we’re just following Waze 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2317 For $50 we can do a vanishing act … or, we can stay. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2318 There’s nothing good on TV tonight so… 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2319 Not what I expected when they said they were going to tent the house. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2320 I know you’re dubious now, Bill, but in an hour you’ll be very glad you clicked that button. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2321 We're your cat's birthday surprise from his girlfriend. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
2322 Who ordered UberCircus? 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
2323 Mulberry Street here we come 1.2636 0.04194 129 97 30 2
2324 Not my circus. Not my cat. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
2325 We’re Cirque from home! 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
2326 OMG, I hope it's not a flea circus 1.2636 0.04194 129 97 30 2
2327 They wanted to give you a ticker-tape parade, but this was all they could afford. 1.2636 0.04194 129 97 30 2
2328 We ran away from the circus to join you in your boring, small town home! 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
2329 Siri I said order a service not a circus! When will you get it right 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
2330 I'd get ready with the scoop and shovel for the elephant at the end. 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
2331 You said I could have my friends over. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2332 It is my circus. Without the monkeys, of course. 1.2632 0.04542 95 70 25 0
2333 I think the circus is joining US. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
2334 What happens when GPS isn't updated... 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
2335 Damn. Do we have to celebrate Hieronymus Bosch Day EVERY year? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
2336 You've just qualified for an unlimited talk, text, and data plan! 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
2337 'tis a pageant to keep us in false gaze 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
2338 No! I was the only sucker born that minute? 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
2339 After 2 years in hibernation, they say that the show must go on. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
2340 I just signed up for a new streaming bundle and look what we got as a sign up bonus! 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
2341 Do you like my new outfit? 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 31 5
2342 Mittens, Is this going to happen every time we eat catnip? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
2343 What, no jugglers? 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
2344 You don’t mind if my extended family stays for a few weeks, do you? 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
2345 Now & Always: Vote Republican! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
2346 Circus Parade Telegram! Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you ..... 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
2347 Oops. You selected the wrong size button on your instant celebration delivery app. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
2348 We checked the paperwork, and while we're still waiting to hear on the monkeys, this is indeed your circus. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
2349 Here We Are Ringleader! 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
2350 He got elected again! 1.2627 0.04410 118 89 27 2
2351 I love you too much to run away, so… 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
2352 Your late! 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
2353 Alexa, tell me the news. 1.2627 0.04410 118 89 27 2
2354 Umm, honey, are you sure you read the Airbnb terms and conditions? 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
2355 So, so can we keep the cat? 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
2356 One Target trip later 1.2624 0.04107 141 107 31 3
2357 The pandemic is over! 1.2624 0.03981 141 106 33 2
2358 Happy Birthday, middle child. 1.2623 0.04324 122 92 28 2
2359 Uh oh! Looks like the In-Laws are here.... 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
2360 The yoga class was full but the circus had an opening! 1.2623 0.04165 122 91 30 1
2361 Where's the orange clown, isn't he the ringleader? 1.2623 0.04165 122 91 30 1
2362 And the band played on! 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
2363 It's just the weekly all-hands. We're all on mute with cameras off anyway. 1.2623 0.04324 122 92 28 2
2364 Guess who graduated from circus school? Magna Cum Laugh! 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
2365 No - I am really not bored 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2366 When it’s opening day and your house was built over the circus cemetery 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
2367 The saints are definitely not marching in. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2368 I’m sorry Skittles. Am I boring you? 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2369 Looks like the circus ran away to join me! 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2370 Can any of them guess my weight? 1.2619 0.04091 126 94 31 1
2371 Did you remember the milk? 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2372 You're scaring the cat! 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2373 Look at what the circus dragged in, 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2374 Is that Bear carrying a handbag?! Weird. 1.2619 0.04091 126 94 31 1
2375 My Amazon delivery is right on time again. 1.2617 0.03972 149 113 33 3
2376 All that I order was an everything bagel. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2377 no I asked for charades 1.2616 0.04007 172 134 31 7
2378 There will be a small handling fee for returns. 1.2615 0.04166 130 98 30 2
2379 Ms. Jane Martin sends her formal congratulations on your recent ability to finally locate the clitoris. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
2380 I didn't run away. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
2381 Hi,we're the pizza, chocolate cake and herring you just ate! 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
2382 Don’t worry, we need room for just three rings. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
2383 When the relatives visit. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
2384 Now what? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2385 AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS A FREAK SHOW. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2386 You give me a ring, I'll give you three. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2387 Wow! The Macy*s Thanksgiving Day Parade live from the entertainment inside my own home! 1.2612 0.04093 134 101 31 2
2388 Your boss heard it was mean to do layoffs over Zoom, so he sent us. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
2389 Your mom told us to come early. 1.2612 0.04093 134 101 31 2
2390 Work from home 2.0 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
2391 That's not what I meant when I said "let's get wild tonight"... 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
2392 They gave us the option to work remote. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
2393 I said, 'bring home a citrus fruit,' NOT a Circus Group! 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
2394 Here's one symptom of COVID19 that I hadn't heard of yet. 1.2611 0.03742 157 118 37 2
2395 Who brought the pizza & beer? 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
2396 I didn't hear the bell. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
2397 I know! A bear...with a purse...in the living room. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
2398 Do you mind, there are no facilities in the Big Top. May we use your toilet? 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
2399 I think I had too much catnip. 1.2609 0.04024 138 104 32 2
2400 The mid-terms are here! 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
2401 I'm not sure I want to go back to school in person. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
2402 This is 3B, right? 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
2403 Your work-from-home parade is now over. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
2404 Ignore the elephant not in the room. 1.2606 0.04202 142 109 29 4
2405 Your Vote may count this November 8th,but then again... 1.2606 0.04082 142 108 31 3
2406 I lost our savings in crypto, but I'm betting it's hard to hear me with all of this excitement! 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
2407 These pop-up ads are really getting out of hand!" 1.2606 0.04202 142 109 29 4
2408 Anything to afford rent in this city… 1.2606 0.04082 142 108 31 3
2409 If all the world's a stage and people merely players, where do cats fit in? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2410 Did you want fries with your order? 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2411 Hi, honey. New job's great but turns out there's a WFH component that I must have misunderstood. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2412 Oh yeah,the mid-terms are here again. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2413 Sorry, I'm out of cocaine. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2414 Look who I met at Zabar's! 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2415 What next? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2416 They didn’t have cotton candy!?! 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2417 We're up for reelection this year. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2418 Don't look at me, the cat ordered the parade. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2419 What the...I just ordered! 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2420 Toby Tyler ... we've been waiting for you! 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2421 When the circus parade made a left turn at Main Street, all hell broke loose. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
2422 It's time to vote again! 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
2423 It's getting to be a regular circus around here, it seems. 1.2602 0.04136 123 92 30 1
2424 Oh, I forgot to cancel my Circus+ subscription 1.2602 0.04294 123 93 28 2
2425 We would've given warning but hey, we're the circus! 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
2426 I married wit five kids, so I don’t need a second circus 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
2427 Is this a private residence or can anyone march in it? 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
2428 All the Republican candidates are ultra-MAGA now. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
2429 I think it's time we spiced up the bedroom. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
2430 Still indifferent...but this was a close call. 1.2598 0.04215 127 96 29 2
2431 Can we leave the Beetle parked over the manhole? 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
2432 Don't just sit there, go get your barbells. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
2433 Fun will never walk in through your door. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
2434 Work from home - traveling circus edition 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
2435 I’m leaving you, Frank, and I’m taking Mr. Chester with me. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2436 Helen, the MAGA convention is here! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2437 And you didn't believe me when I said my family is a regular 3 ring circus! 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2438 Oh, no! The birthday boy lives next door. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2439 . . . just my Clown Academy classmates . . . 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2440 I thought you said this wasn't your circus. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
2441 ...and I was worried about the elephant in the room 1.2595 0.04279 131 100 28 3
2442 Our live show is better than streaming. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
2443 You know how you're always saying my life is a three-ring circus? 1.2595 0.04279 131 100 28 3
2444 Welcome to the building! 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
2445 You said you would stop bringing your work home with you. 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
2446 We heard you were thinking of joining! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2447 With all the fanfare, Lenny knew his mother wouldn't be far behind for a surprise visit. 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
2448 Your pizza is here. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
2449 Thanks for finally cleaning the litter box. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
2450 I thought I ordered circuits! 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
2451 Mom, Dad! I'm home from French Woods' circus camp! I had a wonderful time! 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
2452 I guess you were right when you said doing Airbnb could become a circus 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
2453 I didn't know "Cirque de Soleil" made house calls 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
2454 Surprise family reunion! All the cousins are here! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2455 Well, you asked for a parade on your 70th birthday. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2456 Frances, didn't I tell you not to leave the door unlocked again? 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
2457 I knew you weren't going to do anything for my birthday! 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
2458 You clicked on " Out of Work Performers"? 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
2459 Wait, I only ordered one pizza! 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
2460 Don't worry, there are no clowns. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
2461 This is the last time I'll act on your advice. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
2462 Welcome to social media. Someone who thinks they’re funny will contact you shortly. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
2463 Great…it’s Couch Surf du Soleil again. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
2464 OMG, Tabby! Is this the cousin you were telling me about? 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
2465 The midterm elections are an absolute circus! 1.2587 0.04057 143 109 31 3
2466 Cirque du Sofa- they're starting to get desperate. 1.2587 0.04057 143 109 31 3
2467 I'll be working from home today, hope it's ok. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
2468 Here is the parade that we did not ask for 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
2469 This direct to consumer trend has gone too far 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
2470 We came for the cat. If you can walk on your hands, you can come too. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2471 Home entertainment options got crazier and crazier during lockdown! 1.2586 0.04263 116 87 28 1
2472 Oh, no! 2 months of this til the election. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2473 So, it would seem that if I avoid the circus, the circus will instead find me. 1.2586 0.04263 116 87 28 1
2474 I brought a few friends home from clown college. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2475 When you have a scheduled family reunion at your place but the entire family lets themselves in three hours early. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2476 Dad, this isn't what they mean by a "watch party". 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2477 Your psychologist has prescribed this therapy. 1.2585 0.03991 147 112 32 3
2478 Time to clean the litter box 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2479 You’ve just been offered a lifetime subscription to every lottery in the country. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2480 It looks like the summer is over. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2481 We heard that SOMEBODY here completed their millionth hour of Netflix! 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2482 Why did I agree to host the family reunion? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2483 Not my circus, not my mon…oh, it is my circus. 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
2484 I already told you, I don’t want what you’re selling! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2485 Sir Purrington, the fun will really start when they unload the tiny car full of politicians. 1.2583 0.04013 120 89 31 0
2486 When the circus comes to your townhouse. 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
2487 Things went downhill at home when dad started inviting his work friends over. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2488 Great news! The bear said yes! 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
2489 What the -- ?? 1.2581 0.04265 124 94 28 2
2490 It’s ok. I don’t see any big cats. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
2491 The entertainment streaming wars have begun! We're here to convince you to sign up with our company's full package! 1.2581 0.04108 124 93 30 1
2492 The circus is not only in town but staying in your apartment. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
2493 Just the clowns, guys. I said just send in the clowns ! 1.2581 0.04265 124 94 28 2
2494 Too much? 1.2581 0.04108 124 93 30 1
2495 Well, YEAH, silly! If ya leave the door open, OF COURSE the crazy's gonna get in! 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
2496 Are you telling me this is EAST 24th; not West 24th? 1.2581 0.04265 124 94 28 2
2497 Clown school is out. 1.2581 0.04265 124 94 28 2
2498 Is it football season again or is the circus in town? 1.2581 0.04562 93 69 24 0
2499 We decided our circus was too in tents. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
2500 And you thought cats were aloof. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
2501 Must be a full moon... 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
2502 The clowns are doing home visits. It's such a nice Jester. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
2503 circus 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
2504 Your Ex sends her regards!" 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
2505 Hey, at least you can’t say I’m running away to the circus.” 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
2506 I assume that this ie your revenge for my banning you from bringing dead mice into the house 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
2507 We need a balcony apartment. 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
2508 Cirque du mi casa 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
2509 Now it's really bedtime 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2510 Well this is Bazzar 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
2511 Bob’s childhood dream of joining the circus was so close but, somehow he knew his cat never would allow it. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
2512 Nobody told me that the end of the world was coming sooner than we thought. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
2513 Those are not my monkeys but this is my circus 1.2576 0.04112 132 100 30 2
2514 The Queen is Dead. 1.2574 0.04372 101 75 26 0
2515 Hang on, we’ve got the wrong house again. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2516 It’s the aristocrats 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
2517 This is how we make the rent. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
2518 I thought you were going to stop bringing work home? 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
2519 Congratulations! Now it IS your circus! 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
2520 Next time I won’t take so many drugs. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
2521 wow the taxoplasmosis from the cat is really hitting me hard today 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
2522 Oh no, family visiting me again 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
2523 Didn't you hear the three rings? 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
2524 You're not going to believe what happened after I went to the office supply store for a three ring binder... 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
2525 What a surprise without my iPhone! 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
2526 Wait. You’re not Simon! 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
2527 Would you mind removing your shoes? 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
2528 Happy birthday! Guess who has a fun-loving brother-in-law? 1.2569 0.04402 109 82 26 1
2529 Hey guys - next time just send a text when a new phone is announced." John Oesterle Burke, V 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2530 Calm your cat and protect your bare feet, when Waze detours traffic around Mulberry Street. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
2531 Okay, Sondheim, might as well, send in the clowns 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
2532 I had to bring work home again, Dear. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
2533 Honey,my circus group was just quarantined, they’ll be here for the week. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
2534 Not another Trump rally. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
2535 Hey I saw those stains in the carpet so is it cool if I smoke cigarettes inside? Because I figure you’re already not getting the security deposit back… 1.2566 0.04127 113 84 29 0
2536 I’m counting on your vote! 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
2537 I take it this wasn’t mentioned in my adoption profile. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
2538 I only order a veggie pizza 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
2539 I got to get one of those video doorbells. 1.2566 0.04314 113 85 27 1
2540 All I was writing was ' ...in the clowns'. I didn't hit 'send' ! 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
2541 We're marching to save the rule of law.. want to join us? 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
2542 You really have to stop bringing your work home. 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
2543 Oh no! Is today Wednesday? 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
2544 Wow, i literally just searched ‘want to watch the greatest show on earth’ 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
2545 I think the Zoom Theater thing has finally gone too far. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
2546 Put in the table leaf, Harold, I brought my work home again. 1.2564 0.04054 117 87 30 0
2547 Clowns Who Clean 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2548 Did someone here call Ringling Brothers? 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2549 Ah! The circus has come to townhouse. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2550 City by-law, sir; if your apartment is more than 800 square feet, it's an official circus venue. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2551 If mountain won't come to Muhummad ... 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2552 Congratulations! You’ve blocked your 10,000th pop-up ad. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2553 Son,I never thought you would clean your bedroom! 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2554 Huh. Didn’t expect my horoscope to be quite so literal. 1.2564 0.04232 117 88 28 1
2555 I'm trying to say yes more. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2556 So pleased there are no elephants 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2557 Hooray! Celebrate the end of the pandemic! 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2558 It always feels like a three ring circus there. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2559 The co-op board is meeting HERE? 1.2562 0.03985 121 90 31 0
2560 I really wish Barnum's could get away from the home working idea. 1.2562 0.04154 121 91 29 1
2561 Man! I gotta lay off those kombucha growlers! 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
2562 Introvert birthday 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
2563 The trend of wearing mismatched socks ended quite a while ago and now the only people who do it are lazy slobs! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
2564 How can I possibly work in this middle of this circus? 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
2565 Oh no, it looks like election season again! 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
2566 I'm your ringmistress, so get ready for some amazing tricks. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
2567 It was only ten bucks more than a waiter singing "Happy Birthday." 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
2568 What’s with an umbrella indoors? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
2569 It still cracks me up every year when I see a bear with a purse. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
2570 When I told my Therapist that my home life was like a circus she laughed. 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
2571 Yes, it is your circus. I ate the monkeys. 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
2572 You asked for more excitement? Presto! 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
2573 Lucky for you. We’re the new circus next door. 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
2574 Don’t look at me, I didn’t drag them in. 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
2575 That new detour on Main Street is a real problem. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
2576 How's this for a daily distraction? 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
2577 'This place is becoming a clown show." 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
2578 And you think it's the PURSE that's a bit over the top??!!" 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
2579 mom always said if you fed one more would come 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
2580 But where are the clowns Send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
2581 Hey Marge, the mid-term campaign season is here! 1.2556 0.04086 133 101 30 2
2582 Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
2583 We couldn't find the big top and it's starting to rain. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
2584 Time for your booster! 1.2555 0.04148 137 105 29 3
2585 I warned you, Walter, thoughts are dangerous! 1.2553 0.04077 141 108 30 3
2586 The bathroom is on the left. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
2587 Mittens, wish I had answered the phone on the first ring. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
2588 Well, at least it’s not a zoo. 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
2589 Put on some shoes. Your life is about to take an unexpected turn. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
2590 the gateway cat. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2591 Actually I just wanted a cat sitter. 1.2548 0.03604 157 118 38 1
2592 That new streaming service comes with all the bells and whistles! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2593 Do you mind if I brought over a few friends for movie night? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2594 This is my circus! I left the monkeys with the last president. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2595 This apartment is like living with a three-ring circus! 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
2596 They saw the AC dripping ice! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
2597 It was a lot of effort,but I got the birken 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
2598 Ok, I'll take out the garbage. 1.2545 0.04368 110 83 26 1
2599 I told you when you married me that I loved the circus. 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
2600 Leon Kraus, you've won the Publishers Clearing House Zillions for Life Drawing." "Thank you. But I'm Harold Matzenbaum. 1.2545 0.04368 110 83 26 1
2601 What's he got in the purse, anyway? 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
2602 Whenever u let them in,it becomes a circus 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2603 Choose your protein! 1.2545 0.04368 110 83 26 1
2604 Your Dad told us to Send In The Clowns!! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2605 Reading may be an escape, but also an intrusion. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
2606 The Golden Age of Smellovisiom has arrived 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2607 You’re the one who said our marriage needed more excitement. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2608 Harry Hickenlooper! This Is Your Life! 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
2609 Another election year! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2610 Congratulations you paid the rent on time 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2611 We’re looking for Pennywise. Can you please check under the couch? 1.2544 0.04282 114 86 27 1
2612 It’s always a circus with my new roommate 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
2613 Excuse me, we're looking for Mar-A-Lardo...." 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
2614 Today's the elephant-in-the-room's day off. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
2615 As he lay in bed, Jerry realised his passive aggressive retaliation towards his noisy neighbour might not have been the best idea... 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
2616 Not again. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
2617 You couldn't come to the circus, Bobby, so we're bringing the circus to you! 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
2618 Hope you don't mind. My sister brought a few friends over for a visit. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
2619 Those may not be your monkeys, but the rest of the circus definitely is. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
2620 C’mon babe. You said you wanted to clown around. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
2621 If you can't go to the circus... 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
2622 Who invited the Cleveland Browns? 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
2623 Millenials: " Can you guys keep it down! , I'm trying to watch the circus on t.v. " 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2624 There's a computer nerd in the living room. This is explains the low rent. 1.2541 0.04125 122 92 29 1
2625 Not my circus... cuz where's my monkey? 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2626 Open House is tomorrow 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2627 Siri sent us. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2628 Don’t have a cow! 1.2541 0.04125 122 92 29 1
2629 Look,the kitty is holding a balloon. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2630 Hell hell. The gang 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2631 I'm sorry, but Mr McConnell lives next door. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2632 There's lunch in the fridge. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
2633 I think I ordered the wrong service 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
2634 Hey Honey, the circus has finally come to town! 1.2540 0.04207 126 96 28 2
2635 When the Circus runs off to join you! 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
2636 Bobby’s online order had gone horribly wrong. 1.2540 0.04053 126 95 30 1
2637 Did you forgot to lock the door? 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
2638 The only thing our circus is missing is a cat that sleeps 18 hours a day…and a tent… and customers. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2639 No, I said 'circumstance,' not 'circus dance.' 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2640 Well, you did say this time we could have the whole family circus for the holidays. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2641 If you agree to a survey after the Cat-in-the-hat’s clean-up car finishes here, say “yes.” 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
2642 Darn. I was hoping the bread would arrive first.... 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2643 Have you met the Comments Section? 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2644 Interesting. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2645 These motherfuckers… 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
2646 See what you miss by not attending co-op board meetings. 1.2537 0.04196 134 103 28 3
2647 The best part of being a circus performer is working from home. 1.2537 0.03919 134 101 32 1
2648 No trombones? 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
2649 Now do you miss me? 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
2650 ... and not a single mask, Luna. 1.2537 0.04060 134 102 30 2
2651 Already? It seems like we just had an election. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
2652 Your cable’s down, so we’re here from the Disney Channel to entertain you! 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
2653 Life is such a circus. 1.2536 0.03992 138 105 31 2
2654 I guess for a cat,life is a cabaret. 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
2655 I’m breaking up with you! 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
2656 Who let the circus in? Amiright?!? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
2657 This is not my first parade. 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
2658 Don't be so surprised. You knew I'd be bringing home some workmates. 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2659 Is this what is meant by virtual reality? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
2660 You did not tell me your relatives were so much fun. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2661 You've been ignoring the elephants all these years, revenge! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2662 Who ordered the multispecies strip-o-gram? 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
2663 Good idea: visiting the circus! Bad idea: having the circus visit you! 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
2664 We're making America grin again. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2665 I must have won the LOTTERY 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
2666 It was nice having them––though they're often in tents." 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2667 Fluffy, of all your friends I didn’t expect to see an above average bear. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2668 You mom always said the house is like a three ring circus. We're here to prove her wrong! 1.2522 0.04067 115 86 29 0
2669 Be not afraid but enjoy the grandest parade you ever have imagined! 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2670 You said you wanted to party, so… 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2671 Please don't frighten the cat. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2672 Wow! Amazon really does deliver right to your door! 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2673 You caught me at a bad time. 1.2522 0.04251 115 87 27 1
2674 You guys could've sent me a jibjab eCard instead... 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2675 Someone named Mr. Furby invited Princess Kitty for dinner - said to bring the family. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2676 Isn't it rich? 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2677 Lonely, amongst many 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2678 You ate a vegetable today without being asked!!! 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2679 The big top is leaking so we’re practicing here”. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2680 Hi. Can we come in? It's starting to rain on my parade. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2681 No one expects the Barnum and Bailey Three Ring Circus 1.2521 0.03997 119 89 30 0
2682 The lease said no pets. But it didn't say anything about a troupe of circus performers. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2683 I'll be in real trouble when that elephant that was in the elevator gets here 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2684 Not in My Back Yard 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2685 All these years we worried about a zombie apocalypse, but it was the circus apocalypse that got us. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2686 Hmmm,guess campaign season is really heating up. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2687 Yes ! The circus has come to town, and I've got the best seat in the house. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2688 I found the pole dancing class to be too limiting. 1.2521 0.03997 119 89 30 0
2689 And that's how Amanda was first introduced to politics. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2690 Are you as horny as I am right now? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2691 Hi, there! We’re your local idiot parade! Since you’ve successfully avoided COVID all of this time, we thought we’d bring it to you! 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
2692 This is apartment 403, right? 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
2693 There were a few positive tests so I’m work from home this week. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
2694 Does anyone know how to spell ornary? 1.2520 0.03931 123 92 31 0
2695 They must have heard Sondheim..... 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
2696 Don't tell me that HE'S running for President! 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
2697 Good kitty! 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
2698 It’s amazing what you attract when you put a little strut in your step, right? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
2699 Let your freak flag fly at the Front Room Festival 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
2700 is that your phone? 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
2701 We're Reformed Jehovah's Witnesses. 1.2520 0.04178 127 97 28 2
2702 Who alerted the media? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
2703 Trump's channeling PT Barnum for his latest fund-raising grift. 1.2520 0.04026 127 96 30 1
2704 Hi! I'm campaigning for change in Washington! 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
2705 You wanted company. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
2706 I asked them not to rain on my parade, but they didn't listen. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
2707 Holographic TV arrives unannounced. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
2708 My mind’s playing tricks on me! 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
2709 Isn’t that your cousin Jerry holding the balloon? 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
2710 So that's what he meant when he said he would give me a deal on three Rings. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
2711 Oh, the toddler's back 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
2712 Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here! 1.2519 0.04104 131 100 29 2
2713 Mom follows through with her threat to sell you to the circus. 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
2714 Fed up with their son’s refusal to launch, Wilbur’s parents brought the circus to him. 1.2519 0.04104 131 100 29 2
2715 Hey, I was only singing "Send in The Clowns"! 1.2519 0.04104 131 100 29 2
2716 Ned was starting to wonder if he should cut back on espresso. 1.2519 0.03959 131 99 31 1
2717 We've rebranded to the greatest show-up-uninvited on Earth. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
2718 It can't get more virtual than this. 1.2519 0.04034 135 103 30 2
2719 You up? 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
2720 The joys of having a house at the beach. 1.2519 0.04169 135 104 28 3
2721 Thanks for ridding our tent of termites! 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
2722 Honey,I thought I asked you to leave your work at the office. 1.2519 0.04169 135 104 28 3
2723 Now it’s my circus! 1.2519 0.03894 135 102 32 1
2724 I know this is a stupid question, but "Where is the clown car?' 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
2725 Congratulations! You won the Clickbait Sweepstakes! 1.2519 0.04169 135 104 28 3
2726 How long is the family in town? 1.2519 0.04034 135 103 30 2
2727 New John Irving novel out already? 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
2728 It's our way of advertising we're back to doing live shows. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
2729 We're running away to join the family 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
2730 Look Bob, Biden's administration is doing home visits 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
2731 We’re gonna need a bigger apartment. 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
2732 We're from Circuses Without Tents. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
2733 Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you...oops! 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
2734 I knew I shouldn't have given that campaign contribution. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
2735 dead poets society 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
2736 This is fun. Your clown suit is in the front closet. 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
2737 We need a fully vaccinated Ringmaster and another trained cat 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
2738 Suddenly Alfred knew the opening line for his autobiography: “My life is a circus,” he typed. 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
2739 Come run away and join us. 1.2516 0.03886 159 123 32 4
2740 Isn't your imagination a wonderful thing? 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
2741 Circus hire for a Mr. Cat? 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
2742 The circus is in townhouse. 1.2500 0.04388 108 82 25 1
2743 I've made so many friends through marshall arts! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2744 I hope you don't get the wrong impression. 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2745 You misspelled your Cirrus order from the cloud again, Brandon. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2746 Grab your ukulele and get with the program! 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
2747 Congratulations Larry, you're the one millionth online order for Giovanni's extra spicy pepperoni! 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2748 Geeez. And we haven’t even got to the dog or the pony yet. This is going to be one incredible show! 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
2749 I let them staying in our spare bedrooms for 2 weeks while in town for the show. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2750 I decided to switch parties! 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
2751 It was in Vaudeville and he was on the bill with all the singers, dancers, acrobats and clowns. There was a dog act there Even a dancing bear..." Where is Scott Joplin when you need him 1.2500 0.04008 136 104 30 2
2752 And I thought it was a 3-ring circus when the kids WERE home! 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2753 Congratulations! You are our one-hundredth renter! Cleaning fee is on us! 1.2500 0.03943 140 107 31 2
2754 As it turns out, it IS your circus and they ARE your monkeys. 1.2500 0.04388 108 82 25 1
2755 Oh for PT’s sake, what is all this? 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
2756 Bring in the clowns. I'm bored. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
2757 I guess the pandemic is over now… 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
2758 Just when I stopped opening doors! 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
2759 Who invited Congress? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
2760 Is this apartment 8J? 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2761 Get off your computer! Get off your computer! Get off your computer!" 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
2762 Can you accomplish the incredibly amazing feat of getting off your computer? If so, join us!” 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
2763 Eclectic circus delivery. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2764 Alexa, I said use recorder for America's Got Talent, not please order America's Got Talent. 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
2765 Huh. I thought the circus was in Washington, D.C. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2766 Who says a circus group can’t also work from home! 1.2500 0.04069 124 94 29 1
2767 Someone who loves you sent this Circus Gram. 1.2500 0.04069 124 94 29 1
2768 Please wipe your feet!! 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
2769 Sam had returned from the woods but forgotten all about the teddy bear's picnic. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2770 Hi, Honey. Remember when I gave you and Fluffy that ultimatum to get off the couch? 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
2771 You won't believe who I ran into. 1.2500 0.04142 120 91 28 1
2772 At least there were no skeletons in the closet. 1.2500 0.04267 104 78 26 0
2773 Tik Tok Breaks the Frame 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
2774 Must be Circus Day, but where are Jimmy and Roy? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2775 You ordered the Queen City Special? (only Vermonters will get this) 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2776 It’s a zoo out there and a circus in here! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2777 Just because there’s an app for that doesn’t mean I want it marching through my living room. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
2778 I guess you can buy anything on Amazon. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
2779 I liked the magician better. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2780 This is the only effective way we've found to compete with Netflix. 1.2500 0.03904 124 93 31 0
2781 Door-to-door sales has gotten out of control 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
2782 Yeah, I guess the Green Party does have momentum, even without the the nice high kick! 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
2783 Guess I should not have ordered the Uber Mega Omni Triple size. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
2784 Surprise! The circus ran away to join us! 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
2785 Close the door so the cat doesn't run out! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2786 Now send in the clowns! 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
2787 Political Circus… I don’t remember buying this. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2788 Out of the blue, a bus load of republican convention delegates decided to parade on over and through Jim's house. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
2789 You're the rarest act of all — you've got a rent-controlled apartment you don't brag about! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
2790 Have you seen three rings?? 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
2791 So now we know why it’s a good idea to keep the door locked. 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
2792 I’m baaaack!!! 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
2793 Oh no! I forgot to clean the house!!! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
2794 Welcome! We heard you had just moved into the neighborhood! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
2795 Five stars for the ‘Amazonian Zinger’ herbal infusion would be greatly appreciated! 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2796 I take it that you lost the election. 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
2797 I said I wanted pizza, not pizzazz! 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
2798 You were amazing last night, I really think you should join us! 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
2799 I wasn't certain at first, but the two cats should be able to get along fine. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2800 Oh, politics...I'm afraid I just can't deal with this circus. Another time, perhaps. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
2801 Would you have my litter? 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
2802 You blew the whistle, didn't you? 1.2500 0.04142 120 91 28 1
2803 Come on, let's get the show on the road. 1.2500 0.04069 124 94 29 1
2804 He's a show cat. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
2805 And now it's time for you to get your act together. 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
2806 How 'No Soliciting' signs tend to work. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
2807 you know.. I think I’m going to go into the office 1.2500 0.04388 108 82 25 1
2808 Honey, this isn't what I meant when I said that I like bears. 1.2500 0.04219 116 88 27 1
2809 When you are not sure what the return policy is. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
2810 Remember when you said ‘not my circus, not my monkeys?’ Well, they took that personally. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2811 I can’t hear you with all the noise coming from this zoom meeting. 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
2812 The cat in the hat sent us. 1.2484 0.03742 161 124 34 3
2813 I only ordered a pizza. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
2814 Next time, ring first. 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
2815 Sorry, it's my birthday wish coming true. But you can join in! 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
2816 Holiday season is coming and I wanted to prepare for the in-laws 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
2817 We heard your Wi-Fi was out… 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
2818 You can't mean that. Family is family! 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
2819 Did I order a parade? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
2820 Mom said dad was coming home with work colleagues. Mom always said that where dad works is a real circus but I thought she meant that his office was just super busy. Whoa. 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
2821 Honey,did you invite the current political parties for dinner? 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
2822 Your online order for happiness has arrived. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
2823 Mondays, Jon. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
2824 Will this circus ever leave town? 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
2825 I thought you told me only your uncle The Cat in the Hat was coming to visit. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
2826 If the man does not come to the circus, the circus must go to the man! 1.2481 0.03973 129 98 30 1
2827 Ahh Jeez , who invited Biden's family and friends 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
2828 Oh. I’m sorry, dear…. What’s that you said? I couldn’t quite hear you. 1.2481 0.03973 129 98 30 1
2829 The day mom came home after getting a full refund for those pants that didn't fit. 1.2481 0.03973 129 98 30 1
2830 Didn't the human cannonball warn you we were coming? I guess we shot her into the wrong apartment! 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
2831 Hi Mom - look what I won at the school carnival! 1.2481 0.04267 129 100 26 3
2832 All this for a turtle’s birthday? 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
2833 Kitty, I think I took to many. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
2834 The ongoing American circus is now invading our homes. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
2835 I know you been working hard these past years so here is the circus 1.2481 0.04122 129 99 28 2
2836 Good evening, sir. Here’s the amazon delivery ordered by your cat for her birthday! 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2837 I thought you'd enjoy some analog entertainment 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2838 George's premium food delivery service may be over the top 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2839 I should have built this house on not in the parade route. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2840 You owe me 75 more trombones! 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
2841 Not now, I just ordered a pizza! 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2842 OOPS! Looks like we're a week early judging from your facial expressions. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2843 What, no hug for your in-laws? 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
2844 Hmmm...How did they get a bear to carry a purse? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2845 We are meaningless, and therefore I have meaning 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2846 Literary circus planned for Thursday evening 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2847 I should have gotten that dog. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2848 So a bunch of cartoon characters walk into a living room, and the person living there says, "What is this, a joke?" 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2849 Prince Frankie, Lazy is He Aliababwa 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2850 That's my brother with the balloon.... 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2851 I can remember when Democrats were the ones who looked this way. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
2852 Sorry, wrong address! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2853 Well I had to do something to take your attention away from Instagram. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2854 Where's the bread? 1.2479 0.03942 121 91 30 0
2855 Remember us? We were in one of your old Covid dreams! 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2856 Who said, "Send in the clowns?" 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2857 Was all this included with the party platter? 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
2858 I need to remind the doorman to check with me before sending anyone up to my apartment 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
2859 Hi, Honey. I'm home. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2860 Here's the circus you deserve! 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
2861 Even the circus has gone hybrid.... 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2862 Ta dadadadaaaas…we found your handbaaaag …. Ta da dadadada daaaaa …pa paaaaa ..we found it on the street …. Da da diddly daaaa …boom boom .. we bring it back to youuuuu …..tiddly Om Pom Pom etc . 1.2479 0.04009 117 88 29 0
2863 I guess they were my monkeys. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2864 West Hollywood is 3 miles in that direction. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2865 You must be the Clowns because you're already here! 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2866 I’ve decided to run away with the circus but they’re on hiatus the next few weeks. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2867 Hey Ho ! Warrant for your unrest ! 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2868 Who needs porn hub when a freak show walks through your front door!! 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2869 Wonder food ordering apps will go to any limits for marketing. I just asked for chicken salad that's all 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2870 Since when was the door over there? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2871 We just donated Trump again. 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
2872 Well, you just never know what will walk in the door if you don't lock it! 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2873 Ma! The Circus has come into our living room 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2874 Me trying focus over the last two and a half years… 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2875 Your Amazon order is on its way! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2876 Guess who’s joining the work-from-home ranks? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2877 You’re running away from the circus? 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2878 We heard your babysitter never showed up 1.2476 0.04232 105 79 26 0
2879 Congress 2022 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2880 Snowball, will you go to prom with Whiskers? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2881 You deserve a break today. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2882 One click, same day delivery. But click carefully. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2883 I think I hit the buy button for the circus on Amazon by mistake! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2884 4-D just gets more real every year 1.2474 0.04404 97 73 24 0
2885 Wow, Mom was right, life is a circus! 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2886 Are you Mr. Barnum? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2887 Before we invite both of our families over for Thanksgiving, I wanted a trial run. 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
2888 You will have to wait if you want to go for the juggler 1.2467 0.04006 150 117 29 4
2889 What was that drug I took, anyway? 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
2890 We ran away to join your dysfunctional family! 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
2891 I only ordered a pizza with extra cheese. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
2892 Where's the fat lady? I want to finish my mediation book. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
2893 FBI. Where are the secret documents? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
2894 Have you seen a disgruntled sword swollower with a tent 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
2895 What have you dragged in? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
2896 It's mid-terms! 1.2464 0.03822 138 105 32 1
2897 Really? 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
2898 The elephants are just going to hang out by the pool. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
2899 My new outfit is a hit! 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
2900 The circus is coming to townhomes. 1.2463 0.04025 134 103 29 2
2901 Yay, me! 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
2902 Looks like the cat made some new friends again. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
2903 Finally, my clowns, my circus! 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
2904 We need you to come back to the circus -- remote-lion-taming just isn't working. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
2905 I guess it IS my circus. And my monkeys.” 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
2906 Doo, Doo, Doo, Lookin' out my back door. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
2907 Hey Honey, your family is already starting to arrive." 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
2908 We’re not your parents’ Geek Squad. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2909 Your Ex thought you might need cheering up 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
2910 8 weeks to the midterms! 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
2911 Maybe this will get your attention! 1.2460 0.04014 126 96 29 1
2912 MOM! Kitty joined the circus, AGAIN! 1.2460 0.03852 126 95 31 0
2913 It's streaming 'Plus.' We're the plus." 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2914 What no tigers 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
2915 oops! wrong address, but the door was opened. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
2916 Hail, hail, the gang's all here! 1.2459 0.04084 122 93 28 1
2917 What’s with the purse. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2918 The circus is here. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2919 I see Liz Truss's first cabinet meeting has adjourned 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
2920 Now that she's distracted, get the carrier to take her to the vet. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2921 Life is not a Cabaret, my friend. It's a fucking Circus! 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
2922 What did I do to deserve this? 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
2923 Hey, this ain't 34234 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
2924 Rent-a-Cheer 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
2925 Is that bear actually carrying a purse? 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
2926 I joined the circus, the divorce papers are on the kitchen counter. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2927 Nobody expects a circus exposition. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2928 We'll have to knock down the walls for the elephants, 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
2929 Rehearsal for the Trump indictment! 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
2930 Midterm season is here." 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
2931 I told you Whiskers, I feel like I’m the one dragging in the circus this time 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
2932 Wow! The neighbor’s cat must really hate you!“ 🥳🎈💥📣🤡🐈‍ 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
2933 Did you or someone else in your house order 'Dial a Circus? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2934 Yes, I said, "Send in the Clowns." I was singing along with Judy Collins. Now, where are the clowns? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2935 Congratulations! Your subpoena is quashed! 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
2936 Aren’t you curious if the sessions are beneficial? 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
2937 primaries must be over... 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2938 Will this come out of my taxes? 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
2939 You said 'Surprise me', so Happy BDay :) 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2940 What? I ordered a ring not a 3-ring! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2941 Let's get it started. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2942 Do you care to revise your request for 'Carnival of the Animals'? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2943 Who let the RNC into my house? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2944 Art isn't in the tools, materials, equipment you use, it's in the way you see the world 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2945 When they said they bring the news to you, I didn’t think being republican was this much. 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
2946 We're all working at home now! 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2947 VR is getting too good when I have to get the carpet cleaned afterwards. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2948 Happy Birthday from your cat! 1.2455 0.04122 110 83 27 0
2949 Stanley realized that he should have more specific about his ad for a cat sitter. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2950 Sometimes my friends can be such clowns 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2951 I said you could invite a few friends over...but now you're just clowning around! 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2952 Not your circus, not your monkeys, huh? 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
2953 Happy birthday to youuuuuu 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2954 Another clown is running for election 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2955 Oh right, reality. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2956 That must be the circus I ordered. 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
2957 Congratulations! You've chosen the best darn tootin' neighborhood in the city! 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
2958 ‘Wow, you really can order anything on the internet’. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2959 Don't you remember ordering the Circus Burger El Grande'. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2960 When I said "let your freak flag fly," I didn't mean to invite the entire circus. 1.2451 0.04501 102 78 23 1
2961 Welcome to politics kids. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2962 You pressed "Circus" on your laptop and here we are! 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2963 I thought I ordered a cycle not a circus 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
2964 Isn’t there an amendment about quartering troupes? 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
2965 I told you we need a doorman building. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
2966 Rejoice! We're moving in." 1.2448 0.03997 143 111 29 3
2967 Happy Friday! 1.2448 0.03997 143 111 29 3
2968 Unemployment is at an all time high. 1.2448 0.03997 143 111 29 3
2969 Craig, we've come to give you an intervention on your Psilocybin addiction. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
2970 Why didn't you tell me it's your birthday? 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
2971 World News Live!! 1.2446 0.03799 139 106 32 1
2972 No need to run away, you can join us at home 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
2973 The adoption agency just told us he was a street cat, but we wish they would have mentioned his stint in the circus. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
2974 If circuses are considered dead, than this is a zombie apocalypse! 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
2975 Harold? HAROLD? Would you PLEASE unmute and come on camera? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2976 Your Ubur has arrived. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
2977 I guess this is my circus and these are my monkies, after all. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
2978 What's for dinner? 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2979 If we can fit all those clowns in a car, I’m sure your spare room will be a snap. 1.2443 0.04068 131 101 28 2
2980 See? I can bring my work home too.” 1.2443 0.04068 131 101 28 2
2981 Don’t worry! He’s non-venomous. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2982 Guess who's back in town ? 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
2983 Is this the Where’s Waldo Audition? 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
2984 Constant Change indeed. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
2985 The kids are home from school. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2986 I wasn't expecting the inlaws until Thanksgiving! 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2987 When I mentioned that you were offering $500.00 prize to the winner of the talent show at the party, they were very excited. I just hope we have enough food for everybody. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
2988 Welcome to the start of Apple's campaign for the iPhone 14. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2989 You by any chance have any sneezers, wheezers, or gobblety geezers? 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
2990 The top result when ground floor apartment dwellers were asked "What do you think is going on upstairs?" 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
2991 This happens every time I play "Goodbye Cruel World" . 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2992 We're here to change the litter box! 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
2993 Honey, now that we're empty nesters this can be our new thing!! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2994 I've found it, darling -- the real ME. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
2995 I didn’t know that the circus was in town. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
2996 Happy Birthday Baby 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
2997 The circus is coming to you. The pandemic is over! 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
2998 It's a vibe. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
2999 This election year stuff is getting a little out of hand. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
3000 Truth Social has really bolstered its offline presence. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
3001 I told you not to move to Mar-a-Lago! 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
3002 Your friends are annoying Mr. Whiskers! 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
3003 You always wanted to join the circus so we brought it to you!!!! 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
3004 Hi honey, I made some new friends on the way back from the mall. 1.2437 0.03952 119 90 29 0
3005 Since when did we stop social distancing? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
3006 Casting for Britney’s music album : circus . 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
3007 We heard you have 'Showtime.' 1.2435 0.04020 115 87 28 0
3008 It turns out, not every one. 1.2435 0.04205 115 88 26 1
3009 Mittens, you said a couple friends… 1.2435 0.04020 115 87 28 0
3010 The apolitical circus is in town! 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
3011 Is your last name, Ringmaster? 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
3012 ...and I get to work from home. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
3013 We were going to parade outside but it’s raining and the gymnasts need the restroom 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
3014 I think they sent the wrong order 1.2435 0.04020 115 87 28 0
3015 Oh yeah, the midterms are almost here. 1.2435 0.04020 115 87 28 0
3016 Eleven is the new twenty-one. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
3017 Welcome to the United States. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
3018 You acted like such a clown when we went out earlier this evening. REALLY feel at home now? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
3019 Looks like the in-laws are in town. 1.2432 0.04091 111 84 27 0
3020 It looks like you were about to get something done! 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
3021 Only 60 days 'til the midterms 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
3022 I'm returning to the office tomorrow, too many distractions working from home. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
3023 your wife called 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
3024 I told you to check that you’d booked the correct Circus Maximus for that vacation. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
3025 Yes, America, the circus has come to town. 1.2432 0.04286 111 85 25 1
3026 Here's your free circus pass. 1.2432 0.03909 148 115 30 3
3027 Take your shenanigans outside please 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
3028 I never thought the circus would run away to ME. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
3029 Mid-Terms are so predictable. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
3030 I can never tell who is the candidate! 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3031 This ain't your everyday Family Circus serial cartoon! 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
3032 Yeah yeah yeah…I’m still not voting for Trump! 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
3033 These gatherings always turn into a circus. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3034 Made ya look! 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
3035 Well, you asked for a TikTok Live 1.2430 0.04166 107 81 26 0
3036 Was this mentioned in the group chat? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3037 Your mother says it’s time for you to stop being an onlooker of the passing parade! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
3038 Oh, for Pete's sake. Midterms again already? 1.2429 0.03909 140 108 30 2
3039 Hey Honey, Mother and the family just stopped by. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
3040 The sign on the door clearly reads : NO REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
3041 Sondheim's long lost sequel to "Send in the Clowns" 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
3042 I see Mommy went overboard at Costco again. 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
3043 The strangest part of my dream was the circus bear that carried hot sauce in her purse as an homage to Hillary Clinton. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
3044 It seems that A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOUR FAVORITE CAT is more than just a food order. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3045 Hello, Josh. Remote learning is over. We're going to introduce you to a big, brick building known as a school. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
3046 Sorry I have to log off now - a circus is taking over my home! 1.2424 0.04041 132 102 28 2
3047 Little Caesar adds "Circus, Circus" to its pizza delivery. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
3048 The kids are asleep! 1.2424 0.04041 132 102 28 2
3049 This is the part of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact nobody talks about. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
3050 It’s a surprise gift from your ex. 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
3051 She's back, and she's brought her new friends. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
3052 Dang, my work followed me home, again. 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
3053 We're here for the Democrats' Big Tent rally. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
3054 It's free real estate. 1.2422 0.04112 128 99 27 2
3055 I get it. Litter really needed changing. 1.2422 0.03960 128 98 29 1
3056 We’re still only doing home delivery. 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
3057 We’re the Cirque du Solarium. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
3058 Mom I thought you said a few friends were coming for dinner? 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
3059 I'm Fellining like something wonderful is about to happen. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
3060 *insert screaming effect* 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
3061 I didn’t realize I’d be such a tough act to follow. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
3062 You could have swiped left a couple of times. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
3063 Not my circus; not my monkeys 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
3064 See, that cat joined the circus ... and her birthday party looks way more fun than yours was ... 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
3065 - Eustace invited us !!!!! 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
3066 You didn't believe I'd really do it, did you, Dad? 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
3067 Im not just a clown, honey, I’m the entire circus! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
3068 Instacart really delivers! 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
3069 Iiiiiiiiiiiiit's Tuesday! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
3070 Congrats! You’ve won ten minutes of daily optimism. 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
3071 Hashtag circus 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
3072 Well,there are no monkeys but this is definitely my circus. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
3073 How can we continue to work from home with all these distractions? 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
3074 The school board meeting was already a circus. 1.2414 0.04174 116 89 26 1
3075 ...a novel by OH WAIT - the circus is in town! 1.2414 0.04174 116 89 26 1
3076 Give us your cash and jewelry or we'll bring the elephant. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
3077 When you clicked ‘accept’, we became your circus. The monkey is on break. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
3078 Even my cat is bored with my dream interpretations. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
3079 Wouldn't it be simpler just to watch the news? 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
3080 Greetings from the clown who lives downstairs 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
3081 Time to vote already? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
3082 Argh. He's so easily distracted. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
3083 We're not actually here. This is your brain's interpretation of your pithy social media post going viral. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
3084 I said you can invite as many friends as how old you are getting - but in human years! 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
3085 My amazing and awesome new girlfriend said she’d bring some friends from work home for a soirée…” ❤️🔥 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
3086 George thought he ran away from the circus, not to it…. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
3087 We need another cat! 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
3088 Why continue to search, here we are. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
3089 Sorry to be late, Mr. Ringling 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
3090 Com'on guys, I'm a teenager now. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
3091 Your cat called for a parade! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
3092 It’s always a circus around here on Mondays! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
3093 Oh: Jeez! So just when DID they allow a circus in here?! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
3094 Three rings and you still can't take the hint. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
3095 It turns out, it IS your circus. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
3096 No. I said ,"with winter coming I'm going to miss the crocus ", not the circus. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
3097 "We're playing the Karlsson bris in 5G, and the whole building's invited." 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
3098 I’ve told you a thousand times I’m not the ringleader of this operation. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
3099 No, absolutely not: My cat cannot join your troop! 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
3100 Honey, I asked you not to bring your work home with you. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
3101 Human, my friends are here. 1.2407 0.04337 108 83 24 1
3102 Your mother would like you to call home more often. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
3103 When you are being run out of town get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade! 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
3104 This wasn't on my mind, when I said a grand birthday present ! 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
3105 Happy birthday! 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
3106 Forgot circus was coming over. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
3107 Harry, I said we need a circuit breaker, not a circus maker. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
3108 As you can see, congress isn't all a bunch of clowns. 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
3109 Is this supposed to be a knock knock joke? 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
3110 Just to cheer you up! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
3111 what did you order? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
3112 I should never have left the door unlocked. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
3113 Purrrrrrrr... 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
3114 Is thanksgiving already? 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
3115 I guess Noah’s Ark must have been shipwreck 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
3116 But you did not say the circus couldn't run away and join me. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
3117 what the fuck gerald 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
3118 Honey, you really need to stop taking your work home. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
3119 So,the cat came back...and with friends this time I see. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
3120 Looks like it’s time for me to take my medicine. 1.2403 0.03934 129 99 29 1
3121 This wasn’t what I had in mind when I said we should welcome strays 1.2403 0.03934 129 99 29 1
3122 You're a little late. I was five thirty years ago. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
3123 This new doorman let’s anybody in ! 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
3124 Clown show? No, babe, I went to one of those lavish Urbit parties thrown by Curtis Yarvin. These are the post-left reactionaries who are going to revitalize American culture — not a clown show. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
3125 This working from home thing isn't so bad after all. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
3126 This apartment has very high ceilings. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
3127 Don't worry honey, I didn't forget the bread! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
3128 That’s why I hate my life; I always have to be around these clowns. 1.2400 0.03863 150 117 30 3
3129 Just tell them it’s a Zoom background. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
3130 Dja miss me? 1.2397 0.03897 121 92 29 0
3131 Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, dear Harold! Happy Birthday to you! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
3132 Ugh, Is this the birthday surprise I was promised? 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
3133 As with the laws of physics, life moves in the same direction and at the same speed unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
3134 I've got to cut back on that peyote tea. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
3135 Where the parade ends 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
3136 I like New York in June how about you? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
3137 When I'm about to start studying but I live with my extended family 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3138 We're looking for a geek. Someone suggested you. 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
3139 Now circus is in town! 30 minutes or less guaranteed! 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
3140 It was in fact, the Circus that ran away with him. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
3141 My wife. She never can be just like 'a walk in the park.' 1.2393 0.04143 117 90 26 1
3142 The boss said we can still work remotely! 1.2393 0.04143 117 90 26 1
3143 What? The pandemic is over already? 1.2393 0.04143 117 90 26 1
3144 Can we talk about the elephant not in the room? 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
3145 Here comes the President, Everyone stand! 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
3146 I decided to work at home today, dear. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
3147 Hey. We're your circus; they're your clowns. The bear's a bonus. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
3148 Next time we order Uber circus let’s not get the special 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
3149 Whoa, Mom. Okay, I'm listening. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
3150 Data analytics strongly suggest that you’d respond favorably to a circus in your living room. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
3151 Trump supporters. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
3152 Thanx for circusing around 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
3153 I'm a three ring circus! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
3154 Fiesta invaders 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
3155 It's me, Steven! Your ex-girlfriend who ran ff and joined the circus. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
3156 Oh look- the midterm elections are here. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
3157 Are you a clown? We need a clown! Let’s go! 1.2388 0.03697 134 102 32 0
3158 My therapist said there were options if I could no longer run away to be in the circus because of my agoraphobia." 1.2388 0.03846 134 103 30 1
3159 They want you to come back to the office. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
3160 Finally, this should distract me from social media so I can get some work done. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
3161 Herman longed for the golden age of "smoke & mirrors" spin. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
3162 No, no, no! The Sondheim’s live in 14c! 1.2388 0.03989 134 104 28 2
3163 We are more alike than you think. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
3164 I hope they have a good return policy. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
3165 Maybe I should do takeout tonight. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
3166 Amazon_parade.com 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
3167 Send in the politicians; oops, I mean clowns. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
3168 I've heard of elephant in the room, but this is ridiculous 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
3169 Sign up for the wild ,death defining cat show 1.2385 0.03908 130 100 29 1
3170 We're part of your staycation package. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
3171 Tired of ubereats? Introducing ubercircus. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
3172 ..and that's when I finally noticed the circus of my life.. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
3173 Where are the clowns, there ought to be clowns. Well, maybe next year. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
3174 I couldn't find anything on Netflix so I joined Disney Interactive. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
3175 Big Tent" season is here 1.2381 0.03973 126 97 28 1
3176 Wow. I didn't think B & B meant Barnum & Bailey! 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
3177 Life in the city. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
3178 Isn't working from home great? 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
3179 It's the midterms. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
3180 Didn't realize dad's side of the family was in town. 1.2381 0.03810 126 96 30 0
3181 You ordered deep dish pepperoni with everything, right? 1.2381 0.03810 126 96 30 0
3182 HBO Max completes its transformation. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
3183 It’s raining. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
3184 Does this mean I’m the clown? 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
3185 I love my family, but holidays can be stressful! 1.2378 0.03965 143 112 28 3
3186 We Were evicted from the Big Top.” 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
3187 It's my turn at work to host the Friday happy hour. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
3188 You're going to love the elephants! 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
3189 Oh yes, this will happen every time you get Wordle in three guesses or less. 1.2377 0.04041 122 94 27 1
3190 Well the cats definitely out the bag … 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
3191 When you clicked on an ad without reading the text. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3192 We're rerouting. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3193 Google 'parade cliches' for me! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3194 I thought you'd promised to not bring your work home anymore, darling!' 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
3195 You were right hon, letting myself go a little could be good for me. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3196 Close the door behind you! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3197 We're here in response to your co-working ad. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
3198 Look Ruffles, the circus is in town 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
3199 You quit cable? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
3200 Congratulations! You have been upgraded to Amazon "Circus." 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
3201 No... I ordered a "Surface" tablet. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
3202 Oh you must be looking for 12C 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
3203 Obviously my cat likes the circus. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
3204 Maybe we should have set up the tent 1.2371 0.04341 97 74 23 0
3205 How has talent recruitment from your home office been going? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3206 Did I microdose twice today? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3207 The Big Top got flooded...we're moving in baby! 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
3208 Maybe I’m not ready to return to pre-pandemic days. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
3209 You asked for an explanation… 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
3210 Well, I'll be, that cat really did run off and join the circus. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
3211 *sigh* the pandemic was a nice break from the circus coming to town 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
3212 You wanted to be cord-cutters. 1.2368 0.04189 114 88 25 1
3213 Looks like the run-up to the '24 election has started 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
3214 Are you guys looking for The Lord Of The Rings ? 1.2368 0.04189 114 88 25 1
3215 So that's what book a circus online means. 1.2368 0.04189 114 88 25 1
3216 Midterms already? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
3217 The day all my exes came to torment me. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
3218 Run! It’s the Republican candidates. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3219 Mr Swift’s internet order of a Big Tent goes surprisingly awry. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
3220 Good news! I can still work from home! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
3221 My post-covid depression therapy is working! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
3222 Well,it looks like Congress finally agreed on one thing. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3223 I had no idea the neighbors were so creative! 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
3224 What, no clown? 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3225 Hey, how come that cat gets a balloon? 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3226 Why waste your Sunday unwinding when you can join a parade? 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
3227 I think I’m spending too much time alone in my house… 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
3228 It's something our marketing department came up with. The circus is running away to join you. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
3229 Just as I suspected, I’ve been walking a tightrope lately! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
3230 Look what the cat paraded in. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3231 He is not running 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3232 who opened the door? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
3233 We’re building an off-the-grid house to get away from everything, too. Right next door! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
3234 Is this a Mel Brooks Film? 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3235 Maybe we can finally make rent 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3236 When I said I was going to run away with the circus, ...well darling, you'll never believe what happened. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
3237 We are here from bacchanalia.com! 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
3238 I’m afraid of clowns too. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
3239 Looks like the General Election is coming up. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
3240 We're trying to be contemporary by touring smaller venues. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
3241 How did you know it was my birthday? 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
3242 Do you want to run away with me? 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
3243 Whoa! I ordered a refill for the Big Mop. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
3244 We're here for the AirB(arnum)nB(ailey)? 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
3245 Damm spellcheck! I wrote cirrus clouds not circus clowns. 1.2358 0.04143 106 81 25 0
3246 So I was watching ‘How To Make A Sex Room’… 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3247 We have to generate our own sales. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
3248 Don’t mind us, it’s Amnesty Day at the zoo! 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
3249 The 101 was jammed! 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
3250 and the saints came marching in 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
3251 Oh no, it’s election time again! 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
3252 Venture Capital Funds The Uber of Circuses 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
3253 I see you've organized your own birthday party. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
3254 Hi Carol, I'm JD Power and these are my associates. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
3255 These political ads are out of control! 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
3256 I didn't know you guys were back in person. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
3257 Good evening, Mr. Barnum. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
3258 Cat to the left of me, circus to the right ... Here I am. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
3259 Okay, I get it. I'll put my computer down! 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3260 In the words of that great philosopher George Carlin,just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
3261 Hey. Your "Wingman Deluxe Package" has arrived! 1.2353 0.03905 119 91 28 0
3262 Don't worry, we are just a passing show 1.2353 0.04083 119 92 26 1
3263 The midterm election is coming!" 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
3264 See- I really did run off to join the circus 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
3265 You "Liked" your experience with your bank teller 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3266 Working from home con: letting the office circus into your home 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
3267 Wait, you’re supposed to be out my back door. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
3268 Success! I convinced the circus owner and I can continue working from home! 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
3269 Well, it certainly won’t ‘pass me by’. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
3270 No monkeys, so it must be my circus. 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
3271 Honey, I have something to tell you and you're not going to like it. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
3272 New reality virtually real streaming 4dx 5g for only $2.99 a month. 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
3273 what, no monkeys? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
3274 You ordered the pizza with the works. 1.2345 0.03664 145 112 32 1
3275 My genetic profile came in...always wondered why great-grandma's maiden name was Barnum-Bailey. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
3276 Yes, I know, he is carrying a purse, but I heard it is European. 1.2344 0.04073 128 100 26 2
3277 The Trump Tour is coming to your house! 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
3278 I've joined a new book club! 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
3279 After deciding what to stream, Mortimer realized that Live Action meant something completely different. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
3280 So much for a quiet evening at home. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
3281 Didn't you get our email? 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
3282 —-but I typed “See parade OF homes”. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
3283 They promised it wouldn’t rain. 1.2342 0.04038 111 85 26 0
3284 Do you mind? Cirque du Soleil just started their livestream.” 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
3285 You said, "...Run away and join the circus." Let's go! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
3286 Son, your Papa Bear is making some lifestyle changes. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
3287 The day I let my guard down. . 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
3288 Is Mr. Fellini at home? 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
3289 Dr. Seuss makes a house call 1.2339 0.03817 124 95 29 0
3290 So you want to train me, huh? Is this how you see me? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
3291 Circ’s Up! 1.2339 0.04146 124 97 25 2
3292 Honey! I have some spectacular news for. you! 1.2339 0.03817 124 95 29 0
3293 Bob wondered. Was it the mushrooms? Or was it the Ecstacy? Or was it the weekend, and the circus performers were lost? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3294 I hate Mondays 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3295 Here come the fake 'Dr. Suess People!' 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3296 Mayor Shinn was asking. Where’s the band? 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
3297 Mom! The bridge club is early! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3298 Nothing’s been the same since the pandemic. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
3299 Hooray, the societal circus is finally hitting you at home, too! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3300 How much longer do you want us to hold this imaginary pose? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3301 I allowed you to rent out the spare bedroom, but this goes too far. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3302 The cat let us in. It's her birthday. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3303 When the relatives show up a week early for Thanksgiving 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3304 Let's be positive! Honey, I'm gay. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3305 When my boss told my me & my coworkers that we could start working from home, I didn’t expect them to all come over to my place. 1.2336 0.04110 107 82 25 0
3306 Don’t worry darling, it’s just a film festival. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3307 I’m interviewing for the leadership role tomorrow. How does this look? 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
3308 So, they’re no my monkeys, but apparently they are my circus. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
3309 Looks like our lost luggage finally arrived. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
3310 Working from home is a circus nowadays 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
3311 Hey, wanna be the new target for our knife thrower? 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
3312 Your wish for a better balancing act has been received. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3313 The place came with 2 bedrooms,1 bath and a 3 ring circus 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
3314 What, happy days are here again? That's not what is in the news" 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
3315 Just when I thought life is peaceful, another drama awaits! 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
3316 When I ordered a big top I was actually thinking of comfortable leisure wear. 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
3317 Midterms! 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
3318 Didn't you hear? The circus got cancelled,we're camping out here! 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
3319 Is it Monday already? 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
3320 Joe Biden and the Democrats prepare for the November 8, 2022 mid-term elections. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
3321 Looks like Congress is still in recess. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
3322 The divorce is final ! The divorce is final !” 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3323 Ahhhhh! Snake! Snake! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3324 Guess whether I got the raise or not! 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
3325 How can you act surprised? I told you my new business associates needed a place to catch up & plan! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3326 Is distance learning fun? Does a bear poop in your living room? 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
3327 This is what you get now when you hit the Escape key. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
3328 Damn latch. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
3329 So when you said your friends are into the circus. You meant literally… 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
3330 We'll Play for food 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
3331 Why join the circus when the circus can join you? 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
3332 Harry's cat, Coco, turns ten and her friend, Niki, leads the parade. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
3333 But I just wanted Alexa to play the Britney Spears song. . . 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
3334 The Greatest Schmo On Earth 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
3335 Here come the Italian politicians… 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
3336 I didn't think my username "Ringmaster1" would get this kind of attention. 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
3337 You were expecting Hugh Jackman? 1.2326 0.03893 129 100 28 1
3338 We just follow the cat. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
3339 Pandemic?? More like PANDEMONIUM! 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
3340 Give it a rest, Liza, you’re 76 years old. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
3341 Who died? 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
3342 (does"t need a caption) 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
3343 They never believe me when I say my home life is a circus. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
3344 When the Circus comes to your Den. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
3345 NICE.......but I asked for a crown and sash to celebrate my birthday, not a CLOWN AND BASH ! 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
3346 We're staying away from Florida this winter. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
3347 Cartoon Editor: Please consider revealing the caption that you’ve rejected for this, and all future, Caption Contest illustrations. I believe that most readers would find that revelation interesting. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
3348 Did you notice a Mini stuffed with clowns come through here? 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
3349 Oh, gosh, I forgot I offered to host this month's HOA meeting. 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
3350 Now the circus is literally in our house. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
3351 Yeah, but The Simpsons did it before 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
3352 Stick your head into the cat’s mouth and you can come with us! 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
3353 So, I avoided it so long, the circus came to me? 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
3354 I hope you don't mind. I invited a few friends over for my birthday. Meow. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3355 Hi there!! we heard you were lonely!!! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3356 Sorry folks. Billy the birthday boy lives next door. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
3357 Hey honey, your brothers Barnum and Bailey are here early for the reunion. 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
3358 How about this for a notification Joey?! 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
3359 Come one,come all and see how fast a man can delete his browser history! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3360 Where'd you put the calliope? 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
3361 So, I ate the same cat food twice. It's no big deal. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
3362 Surprise, Keith!!!! It’s the first day of your Monthlong Birthday Extravaganza™️ 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
3363 The latest in feline marriage proposals! 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
3364 Mom, I know that's you. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
3365 Door Dash test markets circus parades 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
3366 They weren't my monkeys, but the rest of the circus actually is mine, it turns out. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
3367 Must you bring your work home with you? 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
3368 Hope you don't mind. Our elephant is home with a cold. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
3369 Holy Cow 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
3370 Not the happy ending you had hoped for? 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
3371 It's a Trump thing. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
3372 Sorry. Congress booked every 3rd ring right through '24. 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
3373 I ordered a Big Mac, not a Big Top"!! 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
3374 Life is also a circus, old chum. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
3375 We heard your cable was out! 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
3376 Grey Poupon? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
3377 And Billy thought he had ordered a circus parade, not a circus raid... 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
3378 Surprise! My very dear Dear! Happy Birthday! 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
3379 Your internet company wishes you a happy birthday. 1.2308 0.04151 104 80 24 0
3380 Honey, can my new friends stay for dinner? 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
3381 Is the pandemic over? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
3382 My prayers have been answered. They have finally come to collect you. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
3383 I knew I was listening to Judy Collins too loudly. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
3384 Kids, this is the last time I till you it's time for bed! 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
3385 A shiva call at the Barnum home 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
3386 Actually, I don't love a parade or the tramping of feet. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
3387 Hey, where’s the cotton candy? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
3388 You did say "Metaverse". Right? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
3389 Look who I ran in to on the way home! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
3390 Uh oh, Fluffy, I don't think the big top I ordered online is a going to match those pants afterall. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
3391 YOU WON!! Fifty thousand dollars every week for the rest of your wretched life. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
3392 Perhaps declaring "not my monkeys, not my circus" had been too specific. 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
3393 It's not you, it's us. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
3394 Looks like the circus is finally passing through 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
3395 We heard you've been needing a booster. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
3396 No one goes to the circus anymore... 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
3397 This is one heck of a parade, but all I ordered was a thin-crust pizza. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
3398 Booked tickets for instant circus 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
3399 Well, then, is THIS your circus? 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
3400 Hi! Somebody said auditions for the circus were here. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
3401 C’mon, I haven’t even submitted my caption yet! 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
3402 The cat ordered us again. Thought you still needed cheering up. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
3403 If this isn’t apartment 18E, we’ll march right out that window. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
3404 The psilocybin may have reduced your compulsion to drink alcohol but good luck with this hallucination. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
3405 you refused to go to the circus with me, so I bought the circus to you 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
3406 Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
3407 Who would be the best circus performer for the next couple of years? Hopefully everyone is thinking big picture. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
3408 Your last can of tuna DID smell funny! Sydney Davis Allentown PA 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
3409 It's the parade of All the Things You Didn't Due During Covid! 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
3410 Those damn new neighbors have GOT to go! 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
3411 We are here to announce the latest streaming service! 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
3412 Surprise! You won the free ticket to our traveling circus. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
3413 okay, I swear I won’t dip into your cat nip again… 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
3414 Welcome to the MAGA Maniacs. I bet you didn’t read the fine print. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
3415 What happened to announcement posters? 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
3416 Now the neighbors are less likely to notice the freak show that is our marriage. 1.2300 0.04230 100 77 23 0
3417 I didn't hear you ring three times before coming in! 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3418 Mr. Yeats, we’ve returned! 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3419 No one’s going to rain on my parade! 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3420 We’re the new legal team 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
3421 Don't you know? Today is the family breadwinner appreciation day! 1.2296 0.03782 135 105 29 1
3422 Life is a circus. Crazy and cool. 1.2296 0.03926 135 106 27 2
3423 It's Alfie Aardvark's birthday today! Birthday today! Birthday today! It's Alfie Aardvark's birthday today! So everyone say-----HURRAAAAY! Your grandma said you would pay! Said you would pay! Said you pay! Your grandma said you would pay! Burrrp! 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
3424 i was bored. I invited some friends. 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
3425 It's politics time ! " 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
3426 So I told this cute baton twirler she could bring a couple of her friends with her…. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
3427 But I can only handle a TWO-ring circus on weeknights! 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
3428 Can you keep it down? You're too loud. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
3429 The voices in my head are so loud today; I can almost see them. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
3430 Why is there a circus in my house bruh, crazy fr fr 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
3431 I tried to tell you the circus was coming and my sister is in the lead. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
3432 The Holidays are coming! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
3433 Christmas carroling gets weirder every year. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
3434 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
3435 do do do dododo.” Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham, Mass 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
3436 You got to stop bringing your work home with you. 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
3437 You were expecting some corgi dogs? 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
3438 There goes summer. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
3439 And now, in political news... 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
3440 I didn't know the arc was a party boat!! 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
3441 Hi honey we're home. What's for dinner? 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
3442 The circus is in toon! 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
3443 I knew the circus was in town,but why is it in here? 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
3444 To prepare for the next housing crisis, the condo complex is exploring ways to make eviction more fun. Does this feel fun to you, John? 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
3445 >> "Caturday Entertainment" 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
3446 And I thought I ordered Citrus Lemonade" 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3447 Get back out here, gang. It says third door on LEFT. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
3448 The Dreamworkers' Social Contract has given way. 1.2286 0.04118 105 81 24 0
3449 Honey, they forgot the bread again. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3450 What! Is it election time again?!! 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
3451 Eric regretted telling the Barnums about his new popcorn maker. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3452 OK. Finally got the baby down to slee— 1.2286 0.04118 105 81 24 0
3453 Who let the clowns in? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3454 Just go away .... now! 1.2283 0.03740 127 98 29 0
3455 I knew when I heard the seal bark next door that it was the Ringlings. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
3456 Not now Susie, I'm working 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
3457 nan 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3458 I had to bring some work home to do after dinner. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
3459 We'll see if this works better than the Viagra. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
3460 We are here to offer you the lifetime opportunity of a lifetime to join the circus. 1.2281 0.04139 114 89 24 1
3461 Let’s all go back to the office! Come on now! We are here to take you! Just avoid the plow! 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
3462 You said the family reunion would not be a circus this year!!! 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
3463 Thanks for subscribing to Barnum & Bailey's + 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
3464 Maude, looks like the circus is in town. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
3465 We're updating your big top. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
3466 This is a lot of fanfare to DoorDash some popcorn. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
3467 Oh good. Everyone was able to make tonight's DE&I meeting. 1.2279 0.03758 136 106 29 1
3468 Welcome to Congress, freshman! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
3469 I decided to stop letting the parade pass me by. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
3470 Make Room for the Elephant!! 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
3471 Proud Parade Pride is a pack of lions! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
3472 Stay on the couch. Don't run off to join them. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
3473 Oh boy, wait till you see the pizza that's coming. 1.2276 0.03968 123 96 26 1
3474 I said let's NOT make a song & dance about this! 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
3475 No worries. We can sleep on the floor, and we'll be back on the road in the morning. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
3476 Mom must be having a great hair day. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
3477 Did someone order the ‘special’ hot dogs? 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
3478 It takes a village 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
3479 We’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
3480 If you thought my relatives coming over was a circus, just wait. 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
3481 I guess it IS my problem and my circus! 1.2273 0.04014 110 85 25 0
3482 Seriously, we're here to poll and interview you for our next investigative news report. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
3483 Uh…they’re your FAMILY?? 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
3484 Look what the cat drug 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
3485 This was my sixth life. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
3486 I really want you to talk about the elephant in the room. This is so you'll feel comfortable. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
3487 Good news ! Our Treasurer found a hand-bag in the lobby and our condo association is now solvent. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
3488 We're free entertainment that comes with your new laptop. 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
3489 Local circus troop mistakes fumigation tent as headquarters 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
3490 You said you want to have fun time at home 1.2273 0.04014 110 85 25 0
3491 did you say something? 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
3492 Is there an indictment? 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
3493 Mom! The extended family's here! 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
3494 Don't worry we no longer have elephants 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
3495 Now, about my dreams... 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
3496 I thought they said my roommate would be a "troop". 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
3497 The cat can continue to work from home. You, on the other hand, have to parade yourself back into the office. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
3498 You really did win this time. 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
3499 Fritz, didn't we tell Kitty that hosting another after party was taboo. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
3500 I didn't know that the divorce had been finalized. 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
3501 Unbeknownst to Bill, his cat invited the whole circus cast to their living room for an encore performance. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3502 Here is your new in-home parade service. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
3503 The clowns are coming - we're pretty much a package deal. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
3504 We wanted to perform under the Little Top. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3505 No, I won second place. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3506 I thought I ordered a pizza? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3507 Hey Honey, guess what? It's real-estate tax time let's party 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
3508 The circus drew weary of coming to town . . . so they came to Wilber's house directly. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3509 It’s time to run away with the circus buddy! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3510 We're your online Macy's order, minus the floats. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3511 Stop clowning around! 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
3512 Stay there, sir. Squeeze-O the Clown's funeral procession is almost over. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3513 It's the circus, Morty *burp*. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
3514 Your wife said she had a real clown at home. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3515 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.2261 0.03918 115 89 26 0
3516 When you asked to invite over a few friends, I assumed they would be cats. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
3517 It was just a neighborly visit.” Rep. Andrew Clyde (Ga.) 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
3518 Were you sent from Mar a Lago? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
3519 Zoober? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
3520 All I did was sign up for Hustler’s University by Andrew Tate for $49.99 a month 1.2261 0.04108 115 90 24 1
3521 I took the, 'Look what the cat dragged in.' up a notch. Welcome 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
3522 Your voice message said Send in the Clowns--but we all decided to come: Hope that's okay?" Vipin Bery, Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.2261 0.04108 115 90 24 1
3523 Since you stopped watching TV, we’re here to replace the media. 1.2261 0.04108 115 90 24 1
3524 We didn't want the parade to pass you by. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
3525 It's a new amenity with Airbnb. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3526 I ordered A Party in my Pants. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
3527 What! No trombones! 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
3528 It must be an election year. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
3529 Richard, it's time we rediscovered joy! 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
3530 Wow! This 8k is so lifelike. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
3531 Your mother wants the world to know that last week you called her ...TWICE 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3532 ...just one click... 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
3533 It seems that you live on the sunny side of the street. 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
3534 I told him he could bring some friends... 1.2256 0.03791 133 104 28 1
3535 Remember that childhood you never had? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3536 The downside of advertising for a roommate. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3537 I told you to stick with decaf! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3538 May I present The UN General Assembly! 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
3539 You won’t come to the circus, the circus will come to you. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3540 Oh, fuck! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3541 Okay, I guess it IS my circus... 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
3542 Five day week resumes on Wall Street. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3543 Darn it, I told Sally that Congress would be over NEXT weekend. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3544 You thought I'd run away, join—and not come back to prove it? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
3545 Our date’s still on; I just have to finish some work stuff first. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
3546 It’s that time of the month again. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3547 Stephen Sondheim becomes inspired. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
3548 Just a quick snack and we'll be outta here. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
3549 Junior invited his preschool class to have a play date. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
3550 I think I forgot to disable comments on that last tweet 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
3551 Family “circus” time!!! 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
3552 The decorator did say the door would be twenty feet away from the sofa 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
3553 The guy at the agency said this works. #guerillamarketing 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
3554 Dave, it's not my problem... as a cat, it's not my circus, not my monkeys. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
3555 It's the new Dingaling Circus Brothers! 1.2250 0.04007 120 94 25 1
3556 I miss the old days of “A chicken in every pot.” 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
3557 You can't come to the party, the party will come to you! 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
3558 Hmm. Thought the circus wasn’t till 2024. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
3559 I told you I'd be back in town! 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
3560 YUP! Trump’s running again. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
3561 Wait a sec, I actually do have to circle back 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
3562 You signed up for the Singing Telegram upgrade? 1.2248 0.03690 129 100 29 0
3563 Never ask the cat if he wants bread or the circus 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3564 I now regret not holding this over zoom. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3565 It's Election Day! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3566 Your roommates mushrooms? You shouldn’t have used them for the bolognese. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
3567 Martha, I take it that gasoline prices finally started coming down today. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
3568 I'll go on mute because it turned into a circus over here. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
3569 When I was online shopping for a "big top"....I was referring to a piece of clothing...NOT the entire circus! 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
3570 Waking from my afternoon nap. 1.2243 0.04051 107 83 24 0
3571 Ah, i see Matilda has finally arrived! 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
3572 Is it time to go back to the office? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
3573 Working from home can be so distracting! 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
3574 We finally have proper funding! You're being audited. 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
3575 Have I gone insane or is that the circus that came to town? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
3576 Back from Portland so soon! 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
3577 The internet brings you free entertainment into the home - but we charge extra for elephants. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
3578 It’s just Miss Meow trying to impress me again. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
3579 Cute hat on the turtle. 1.2240 0.03744 125 97 28 0
3580 Did we win the lottery? 1.2240 0.03913 125 98 26 1
3581 But told you that if I "bared" myself to you it would be a circus! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
3582 I knew it was a mistake to let the cats plan their own parade. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
3583 You always bring your work home! 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
3584 I would rather you didn't bring your work home with you 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
3585 Sorry to cut through, but we had to detour around the kitchen renovations in 12B. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
3586 And they said GDPR would fix things 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
3587 It’s MY march madness. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3588 Oh crap, the Legislature is in session. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3589 When it IS your circus and these ARE your clowns 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3590 Honey, where do we keep our elephant pedestals? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3591 Mom, we need to dial down my Zoloft dosage. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3592 And the only thing I asked you to pick up was bread. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3593 That's it! No more skimming the circus! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3594 Wee! Is this the room for America doesn't have talent? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
3595 They usually knock 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3596 Huh! My mind improves its creative manifestations of blocked memories at an escalating rate of alarm! Or are you seeing this one too Mr. Boots? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3597 What a nice parade of e-moji walking around on the holiday 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
3598 Then I said to the cat, Do as I say Pack up those Things And take them away. I do not like how they play on our election day. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
3599 Hi, Honey .. set some extra plates, OK? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
3600 Well no, Mardi Gras is quite ‘spirited,’ not actually ‘spiritual!’ 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
3601 I finally got the O.K. to work from home! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
3602 I think I have just the thing for your fear of traveling circuses. 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
3603 Never known a cat-lover who doesn’t need a little more excitement in their life! 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
3604 This is how you know you don't have jury duty. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
3605 Your neighbor said you love a parade. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
3606 Mar-a-Lago, right? 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
3607 Before the parade passes by.... 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
3608 I take it you're not the new neighbors. 1.2231 0.03801 121 94 27 0
3609 It's your birthday, you can cry if you want to. 1.2231 0.03801 121 94 27 0
3610 when my dad said i could bring a friend 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
3611 I know you don't like it when I have to bring work home with me, but I promise we'll be done by midnight. 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
3612 So we're not the greatest show on earth, but we're yours 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
3613 Er, when I said you could invite some friends around . . . 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
3614 And your Special Master choice is …?? 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
3615 Great, thanks for coming everyone. I’ve found I do my best work when I’m surrounded by chaos. 1.2231 0.03977 130 103 25 2
3616 I forgot to take my medicine again.. Wait a minute MOM? 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
3617 Honey, not the big top I was hoping for. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
3618 Well, if you must keep playing that Sondheim CD … 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
3619 The chicken didn't cross the road, so we did. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
3620 A look into the brain of a hardworking, procrastinating student 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
3621 You may want to deactivate the ‘idiom-checker’ in your Settings. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
3622 I shouldn't have said "with everything on it". 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
3623 Did you want fries with this? 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
3624 The upside of forgetting to lock your front door. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
3625 During the pandemic we learned it was cheaper to bring the circus to you. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
3626 Send in the fu**ing clowns, am I right?! 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
3627 WOW, IM GONNA START PAYING THE RENT EVERY MONTH 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
3628 I told the exterminator that tent was misleading. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
3629 The landlord has added streaming entertainment. 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
3630 The noisy neighbor you complain about sends his greetings! 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
3631 Sign of the times - even a ringmaster's work follows him home these days 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
3632 Which major country does this not represent? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
3633 Now the inside reflects the outside! 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
3634 Circuses are depressing!!! 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
3635 We are your fantasy come true. Time to run away! 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
3636 Guess it’s time to vote again 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
3637 Wow!!! Who knew the Democrats were having their convention at our house this year, Tabby! 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
3638 Election time already? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
3639 You said we could come by anytime. 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
3640 “Circus seeking parental supervision.” 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
3641 When I said I wanted a subscription to Parade this wasn 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
3642 if the show isn't going well, let's send in the clowns... 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
3643 So who do you like in the November elections? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
3644 Goodbye, Henry. I'm running away to join the circus! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
3645 Join the parade! Covid is over! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
3646 Your Zoom call is officially over! 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
3647 Turns out, it IS your circus and your monkey. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
3648 Your cable package comes with the greatest show on earth! 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
3649 For some reason they just started following me home! 1.2212 0.03922 113 88 25 0
3650 Hay ! You ordered a pizza with everything 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
3651 Join us! Our trapese artist was recently let go. 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
3652 Live entertainment brought to you 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
3653 I had quarrel with my wife over net. Well, I didn't expect such a circus... 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
3654 Looks like Dad is home. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3655 Home entertainment 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3656 Looks like the lines between fiction and reality are getting blurrier by the day." What now, a Mad Tea - Party 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
3657 Oh Fluffy....I guess summer is over. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
3658 We're lost without the elephants!" 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3659 Looks like someone forgot his ADHD meds again... 1.2211 0.04280 95 74 21 0
3660 ...but all I ordered was one or two clowns. 1.2207 0.03723 145 115 28 2
3661 Well,having a large empty foyer has finally paid off. 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
3662 I'm thinking we can set up the trapeze in the bedroom. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
3663 Wow, when she sang “Bring in the clowns,” she wasn’t kidding! 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
3664 Since you couldn’t make it to Circus Circus, we decided to come to you! 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
3665 You said you were angry that I wasn’t more fiscally responsible and that I never admit when I’m wrong. Well… I hired the circus to help me apologize, and to cheer you up. 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
3666 I warned you about chewing on the philodendron. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
3667 Hey Barnum,we're working from home tonight! 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
3668 Wait, I thought we just celebrated National Cat Day last week. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
3669 A new meaning for "at home entertainment" 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
3670 I ordered a pair of shades, not a parade. Damn you, Alexa. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
3671 I told you ‘shrooms are different. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
3672 He may sleep 23 hours a day, but that one hour... 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
3673 Usually we come to town, but sometimes to a studio apartment. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
3674 So, this is the gift from my mother to celebrate my divorce. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
3675 Wrong date, guys. My birthday was yesterday. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
3676 Hang on, I'll check if he's awake. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
3677 You said it was too quiet here without the kids. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
3678 These political ads are getting out of hand. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
3679 This is even better than Netflix. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3680 These pop-up ads are getting out of hand. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3681 Damn! Looks like the whole family made it. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3682 I hope ya'll don't need health care. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3683 Whoa! Maybe that WASN’T catnip! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
3684 Is it the Presidential election time already! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
3685 Which of us is supposed to be talking?” a voice asked. “I don’t know. Me? You?” another responded. “Who is ‘you?’ Who am I?” a third said. And the cartoon stood static and dead for hundreds of thousands of years, until the internet stopped 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
3686 Boopsie, it's time to get back in the real world!" 1.2195 0.03921 123 97 25 1
3687 The elephants are right behind us! 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
3688 I think you've got the wrong party 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
3689 I've heard of "the circus is coming to a town near you" but never a "townhouse"! 1.2195 0.03921 123 97 25 1
3690 You must have the wrong address. No one here ordered a circus. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
3691 Not to worry. We just need a few minutes to practice. 1.2195 0.03921 123 97 25 1
3692 We've been detoured here by the anchovy, onion and garlic pizza that you had for lunch . . . 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
3693 I bought the bear a new shawl—do you like it? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
3694 Could you at least wipe your feet? 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
3695 Celebrating the end of the pandemic--we no longer have to socially distance! 1.2192 0.03570 146 115 30 1
3696 Surprise! It's circus parade with your pizza day!!! 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
3697 I’m so tired of you bringing work home with you. 1.2190 0.04056 105 82 23 0
3698 I didn't know the recruiting is in-person now. 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
3699 Honey, this is your lucky day. I'm working from home! 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
3700 Gotta love a parade 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
3701 Oh goodie... The Donald Trump Circus is still in town. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
3702 Can’t acknowledge the elephant in the room without bringing in the whole circus 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
3703 Honey, I think the circus ran away and joined us. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
3704 Here we go again! My smart working friends picked me up to take my to the club 1.2188 0.03990 128 102 24 2
3705 1-800-YOUR CIRCUS: Bringing the Big Top into Your Living Room 1.2188 0.03832 128 101 26 1
3706 Felix, I said you could invite just a few out your online friends. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
3707 When Muhammad wouldn't go to the circus... 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
3708 Is that a Bearkin? 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
3709 When reality tv comes to your home. 1.2185 0.03804 119 93 26 0
3710 If only that little bug didn't go kerchoo! 1.2185 0.03987 119 94 24 1
3711 Looks like the circus is joining US. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
3712 It's the Clowns for Democracy get out the vote effort! 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
3713 Honey, the presidential candidates are here! 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
3714 apparently it IS my circus, but are those my monkeys too? 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
3715 I think I need to titrate my meds a bit. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3716 Your yoga mat is on the way 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
3717 I brought the Chablis! 1.2182 0.03956 110 86 24 0
3718 Oh no! This is not my circus, but where is my monkey? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
3719 The carnival is thinking of going boring, and YOU look like just the kind of guy we’re looking for! 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
3720 Third amendment loophole parade, coming through! 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
3721 I only ordered a Baily's 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
3722 Honey, we talked about leaving work at work. 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
3723 Another election year has finally arrived. 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
3724 My ADHD brain when I try to do some work. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
3725 What’d you expect when you signed up for the parade of homes? 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
3726 Um...no Mom, I didn't notice your new purse...sorry. 1.2177 0.03721 124 97 27 0
3727 Just letting you know, we are doing a revival of the musical Barnum. 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
3728 Don't worry, the clowns couldn't make it. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
3729 Then how about three rings? 1.2177 0.03721 124 97 27 0
3730 Just when I thought I was going to run away. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
3731 I don't go to Bingo anymore. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
3732 Well, now we know what the noise was from the hall, at least. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
3733 I hate it when relatives show up unexpectedly. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
3734 You called? 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
3735 Finally we've found a way to outwit technology - real time circus, direct to your living room! 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
3736 Who said life’s a circus. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3737 We needed a place to practice and someone suggested your apartment. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
3738 Alexa…”Send In The Clowns” 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
3739 We tried bread. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
3740 The amount of diverse entertainment at the comfort of our own home! 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
3741 NOW it’s a circus in here! 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
3742 I left the news running again, didn't I 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
3743 We heard you were too sick to attend the opera tonight so we thought we’d bring the opera to you! 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
3744 Hi honey, I told everybody we could practice here this week! 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
3745 Why does that bear have a purse? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3746 Jason remembers why he hates circuses. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3747 I thought I ordered just the bread. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
3748 We heard there was a clown for hire? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3749 Oh hell! Trump needs all the attention he can muster for one of his rallies these days. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
3750 Wrong address. You must be looking for the Preston’s house, next door! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3751 Thing One, Thing Two and the Cat had another gig and your Mother's not here so... 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
3752 Not my circus, no monkeys. 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
3753 Do you have a printed invitation? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3754 I was going to run away and join the circus, but decided to bring the circus home with me, instead. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3755 Because you watched a reel from RNC 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
3756 I knew I should have gotten that lock fixed. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
3757 So much for having a relaxing evening in front of the tv. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
3758 You said you wanted to liven things up 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
3759 I think, AI misheard, 'animate the circle' command 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
3760 I wanted an old-fashioned 3-ring binder, not an old-fashioned 3-ring circus. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
3761 Honey, did you order Uber Feats? 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
3762 When I ordered it on Amazon, I didn't think it would literally be a three ring circus. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
3763 Upstairs was closed so we had to come here directly to annoy you 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
3764 We're being run out of town pretending its a parade. 1.2167 0.03777 120 94 26 0
3765 DOO DOO DO-DA DO-DA DOO DOO DOO DOO!!!! 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
3766 Oh no, the food is not ready yet! 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
3767 „Oh when the saints…“ 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
3768 I know it's your day to work from home, but they kicked us out of the gym. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3769 We're from your REIT contracted to serve your eviction notice. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3770 When they said the circus was coming to town, they didn't say through it . 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
3771 We’re looking for a trick word processing act. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3772 Well, maybe next year. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3773 We’re here to play PICKLEBALL!!!!!!! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3774 Hi, I'm Suzi. My hobbies are.... 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
3775 I should’ve read the T&C before buying tickets online 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3776 I knew I shouldn't have replaced the roof with a big red tent. 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
3777 The world that Betty had shunned during the pandemic finally revolted on Tuesday, 3:12 p.m., in Reseda, California. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
3778 So this was the “Daily Special” on the menu? 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
3779 I knew that bedtime sandwich was too much! 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
3780 We heard you were feeling blue and wanted to spend the next few days cleaning up after a raucous crowd of strangers. 1.2162 0.03925 111 87 24 0
3781 No. They're in the tiny car outside, But you've given me an idea! 1.2162 0.03925 111 87 24 0
3782 Back to school tomorrow little buddy. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
3783 Did you download that new circus background? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
3784 the circus has come to town 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
3785 As the door burst open, Alex whipped around horrified at the thought of the kids getting home from school earlier than expected... but was relieved to see it was only the traveling circus. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
3786 Congratulations! You're our one millionth visitor to I Always Wanted To Run Away And Join The Circus dot com. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3787 Back from your travels already? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3788 No, it absolutely is your circus even without the monkeys. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3789 Your Airbnb listing was misleading. 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
3790 Oh look, it's the MAGA Republicans... 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
3791 We just hacked TikTok! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
3792 Am I seeing things again? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
3793 There has to be more 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
3794 Oh, not a moveable beast again. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
3795 But,but,it's not raining. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
3796 Circus! Coming soon to your home and your home only for one night! 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
3797 What a bazaar experience! 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
3798 Sweetie,my coworkers want your help to start their YouTube channel. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
3799 We're the new roommates, I hope you don't but some of us are a little off, so if the clowns give you a look just leave the room slowly 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
3800 Well,you were right- running away with the circus was not such a good idea. 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
3801 Hey Pete, so answering to the constant question about ¿what am I doing at nights out? I bring some help to help you understand. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
3802 I think the umbrella is a bit much 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3803 Yes! That bear is holding a purse! 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
3804 I know it might seem like helicopter parenting honey, but now you never have to run off to join anything! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
3805 Weekends at Simon Cowbell’s house. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
3806 What's the occasion? Uh! 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
3807 A circus atmosphere to relieve your solitude. 1.2149 0.03749 121 95 26 0
3808 And Citizens United made it all possible! 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
3809 We're going full on P.T. Barnum for these midterm elections and bringing it home for voters who don't live in swing states. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
3810 You can drop the act. Barnum and Bailey already left. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
3811 Surprise! 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
3812 Sweetie, you told me to jazz up my act...how do ya like it??!! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3813 Human, I told you it was a mistake even to check out Truth Social. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
3814 Maybe they're here 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3815 Could our bear please use your gender-neutral bathroom? 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
3816 Take cover Whiskers. There’s a gunman in there somewhere. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
3817 Hey, hey the gang’s all here! 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
3818 You won again...just bearly. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
3819 You’re in charge of the funnel cake. 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
3820 I just wanted to read about it, not bring it home. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
3821 Did you leave the doggie door open AGAIN? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3822 It looks like they came to pick you up, since you like to make a clown out of yourself, Fred. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
3823 I know it's an amateur production, but couldn't they have sent at least one trombone? 1.2138 0.03417 145 114 31 0
3824 WHAT TRICKS DO YOU KNOW, KITTY, SO YOU CAN LEAD THEM BACK OUT THE DOOR? 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
3825 She brought a balloon hoping to distract from her family. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
3826 We're the 'this is your life' metaphor crew! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
3827 Hide! Relaxing isn't a trick. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
3828 Mittens DNA results would later show she was descended from the Cat in the Hat. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
3829 Who says I'm a few clowns short of a circus?! 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
3830 Another pleasant night home with the cat, ruined. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
3831 I'm never drinking and impulse shopping online again. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
3832 Let's just start with "sit" 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
3833 All this for a pizza? 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
3834 Running for Chicago's Next Mayor 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
3835 I think someone who doesn’t have a clue has Swatted us. 1.2131 0.03901 122 97 24 1
3836 Hello. Hello. Hello. Election day is soon. Vote. 1.2131 0.03901 122 97 24 1
3837 The saints got competition.. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
3838 We’re part of Ringling Brothers new door-to-door sales team. 1.2130 0.03958 108 85 23 0
3839 The Republican members of congress sure know how to cover up being un-American. They are all clowns and march to a different tune: 'Constituents Be Damned.' 1.2130 0.03958 108 85 23 0
3840 Bring back the pandemic." 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
3841 You're a little late, my 5th birthday was years ago. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
3842 Hi! We're the Barnum family that rented your spare room for the week. Do you have an extra key to the entryway door? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
3843 i told my brother to not bring his whole family. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3844 I'll be working at home now. We've gone Zoom. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
3845 If I had it to do over, I wouldn't have kids. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
3846 What? The damn road is closed again! 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
3847 i better prepare for rain 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
3848 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
3849 What? Is it raining? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
3850 So then I thought, ‘If I can’t run away with the circus, maybe it can run away with me!’ 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
3851 @!@# did I doze off during another zoom? will have to do more quiet quitting next week to catch up on sleep. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
3852 Hey Brian! I guess its a WFH day for both of us? 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
3853 Flash Mob at your place happening now. 1.2124 0.03865 113 89 24 0
3854 When I told you I'd get your attention away from the damned laptop, I meant it! 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
3855 Happy Birthday dear Harroooollld, Happy Birthday toooo youuuuu! 1.2124 0.03865 113 89 24 0
3856 Put some fucking shoes on, can't you see we've got company? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
3857 The day the circus ran away to home. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
3858 You see, it IS your circus, and in a moment you'll see that they are definitely your monkeys 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
3859 Hi! We're the Inflation Reduction Act dog and pony show! No need to thank us; your tax dollars are thanks enough! 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
3860 Who Let The Dogs Out! 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3861 It's your minute, sucker. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
3862 Your mom hired us to distract you from porn. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3863 The experience of life is like having a front-row seat to the most spectacular spectacle in the universe. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3864 Don't blow your big top over my moveable act. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3865 Did they take back the House already? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3866 Is that meant to be a seal with the beach ball on it's nose? That is horrifying. When Lovecraft talked about primal human fear, that seal creature is what he was referring to. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3867 See Felix, you just can't escape from the circus of life. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
3868 What happens when you can't stop singing "Where Are The Clowns" in your head. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
3869 They misunderstood when I said "March fourth." 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
3870 Give me a D I V O R ...” 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
3871 ... and just when he thought it was safe to go barefoot around the house ... 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
3872 Well, this should be in tents 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
3873 It’s a real circus outside with all the television cameras. 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
3874 You called our house a circus so I just made it official. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
3875 Damn, the family is early! 1.2112 0.03345 161 128 32 1
3876 Come on,we really need is a fresh storyline 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3877 This is not a caption. I just wanted to know whatever happened to the results of the "veggies dining at a restaurant"? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3878 So that’s why your new roommate wears a top hat. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3879 My LinkedIn network took a fun turn. 1.2110 0.03926 109 86 23 0
3880 Congress is getting weirder by the day. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3881 DoorDash has become such a circus to order 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3882 Even a rent controlled building isn't worth this. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3883 How is it that a circus always seems to happen when you least expect it and least welcome one? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3884 I try not to take work home 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3885 Let me introduce you to the minority candidates. 1.2109 0.03786 128 102 25 1
3886 It's the Greatest Electors On Earth! . . .Coup Coup fun like you won't believe !! 1.2109 0.03786 128 102 25 1
3887 Am I the clown here? 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
3888 Ta-ra-ra F**KING boom-de-ay! 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
3889 Ok I’ll write them in ( writing while microdosing) 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
3890 I thought you'd left to join the circuits! 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
3891 76 trombones had the big parade…… 1.2105 0.03548 133 105 28 0
3892 How does this steaming service make any money? 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
3893 Trump’s in town for a rally. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
3894 Happy First Monthiversary! 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
3895 Who let The Trump administration out! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3896 Going way, way back into the 1932 hit files, sing with me now, "I Love a Parade!" 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
3897 Power nap vs power cat. Both content. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
3898 If I had human friends, this would certainly be worth sharing... Right Mr. Meow Meows ?!?! 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
3899 We're from the National Committee, and the debate clowns are right behind us 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
3900 you win as a supporter of anti circus cruelty 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
3901 I NEED CIRCUS IN HOME... because social-media isn't enought 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3902 Hi there! This is your life. Just ignore us, we’ll be here in the background. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
3903 Mr. Calder knows how to throw a good party. 1.2101 0.03935 119 95 23 1
3904 So much for a quite night in. 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
3905 Mom, why couldn't you just call and tell me you were coming with family. 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
3906 we are celebrating finally getting to see Trumps health care plan. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
3907 Honey, the insurrectionists are here! 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3908 You certainly can see who's the more playful of the two. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
3909 Yes,that CBN oil does contain THC! 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3910 I know you’re glad Fido died. But do you have to gloat? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
3911 This isn’t 3958 Ferdinand Drive? 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
3912 My birthday is next month! 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
3913 'Don't look surprised Jamie, you're part of the circus too, well maybe not this one...' 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
3914 where's cat in a hat? 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
3915 The Boss said it was a work from home day. We won’t disturb you. 1.2095 0.03991 105 83 22 0
3916 Meow! My girlfriend didn't forget that today is my birthday! 1.2095 0.03991 105 83 22 0
3917 I guess the pandemic is over. 1.2095 0.03991 105 83 22 0
3918 I'm manic! 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
3919 I thought the Hendersons would be here. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
3920 You used punctuation. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
3921 Timmy, that's too loud. 1.2093 0.03596 129 102 27 0
3922 Not '...to townHOUSE'! 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
3923 I knew I should have just “liked” that parade comment 1.2093 0.03760 129 103 25 1
3924 Looks like the circus is in town. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3925 There’s a circus somewhere without a clown. Not today! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3926 OK, stop it. Trump is not that big of an asshole. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3927 We don’t need another one! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3928 Are you saying this ISN’T the Smith residence? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3929 We're from the government. The bread should be here any minute. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3930 Surprise! We are your Saturday night Fellinigram! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3931 Sorry, honey, Sally forgot her project for school. And her lunch. And one sock. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3932 Get up it’s time to join the circus 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3933 Honey, take a break from ClownHub. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3934 When twenty-four hour news just won’t cut it anymore…. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
3935 It must be election season. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
3936 Whoa! When did I say my whole family could drop by? 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
3937 I invited a few animal friends over : I am sick of oldie moldie re-runs , warmed over pandemic stories and NETFLIX.. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
3938 Can you believe it ? We all fit in the clowns car. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
3939 Oh man! If I knew this was a door to door delivery, I’d order it for my teacher!” 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
3940 My last day of therapy. I’ve been declared circus mentis. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
3941 Marge, I asked you to stop brining so much work home. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
3942 During the pandemic we learned to bring the circus to you. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
3943 I invited a few friends from work over. I hope that’s OK. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
3944 If Eddie won't go to the circus, the circus will come to Eddie. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3945 Ah! Here comes the animal band! 1.2083 0.03723 120 95 25 0
3946 Come on...join the Circus... Trump will win anyway... You may as well enjoy the lead-up!! 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
3947 I found a way to see your side of the argument! 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
3948 Take the cat too 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3949 I told you I wasn’t staring at a blank wall. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3950 We just thought we'd drop by while we were in the neighborhood. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
3951 What I screamed was “Why don’t YOU go and join the circus??!!”, after your last series of hair ball sculptures! 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
3952 I’m working from home tomorrow. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3953 All my nightmares came calling. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3954 We're running away to join your soulless suburban existence. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3955 Oh! I wasn't expecting you till Tuesday. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3956 Our son is back from clown college, and he's MOVING BACK IN! 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3957 Guys, Thanksgiving isn't for two more months! 1.2077 0.03735 130 104 25 1
3958 I hate a parade! 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
3959 Your surgeon has arrived. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3960 Looks like the circus is back in town! 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3961 Must be that guy Fellini who's slowly ruining the neighborhood 1.2075 0.03958 106 84 22 0
3962 Wrong house, you want next door! 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3963 Shouldn't it have left my system by now? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3964 Happy Birthday from Simon Cowell. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3965 My therapist broke my confidence 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
3966 We heard about your Twitch wish. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
3967 We were looking for a clown ? 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
3968 Huh. Guess this is what I get for insisting that there's an elephant in the room. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
3969 maybe they were my monkeys…? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
3970 I guess word got out that you and your brothers changed your name to Ringling. 1.2071 0.03584 140 112 27 1
3971 I told mom that I wanted a new personal brand for my birthday. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
3972 'Work from home' just came home, Honey. 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
3973 We were kicked out of the Garden. 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
3974 Didn’t you read the sign? No solicitors, no exceptions! 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
3975 Almost forgot it’s an election year. 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
3976 Someone UberEats a funnel cake? 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
3977 Actually, we updated our ‘Bring the Circus Home’ event, and it’s no longer a Zoom link! 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
3978 Oh, I'm sorry, we thought you ordered "If I Ran the Circus" on Amazon. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3979 Guess the Little Engine couldn’t. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
3980 Get ready to meet your precinct's Independent candidate for township assistant clerk, the one, the only... 1.2063 0.03791 126 101 24 1
3981 Did you tell the cat with the balloon it was your birthday? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3982 Your neighbor said the circus is next door 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
3983 When my wife told me she came to the circus. I didn realize shereallymeant that 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3984 Hey, this is great, but I think you got it mixed up: The arena is next door! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
3985 The elephants don’t get here until tomorrow 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
3986 What...no elephant? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3987 Yep,when you select the premium service,we deliver Trixie - the inflatable bear - in person. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3988 Jumanji level 9 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3989 Not for all the ribbons or balloons in the world will I walk on two legs! 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
3990 Congratulations! You've been named our Big Wiener! 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
3991 Told you to shut the door...it's "I love a parade day" Tuesday!! 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3992 So that's what you get with the "kit" and "a kaboodle." 1.2056 0.03925 107 85 22 0
3993 At least, he dragged in something living this time 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3994 Donald Trump Sucks 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
3995 I won the lottery! Bought some drinks! Spent the money! 1.2056 0.03925 107 85 22 0
3996 They weren't kidding about the metaverse. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
3997 Hi Ho, Hi Ho...It's back to work we go . 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
3998 You think that’s the new Louis Vuitton? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
3999 Better roll up that rug, we brought along an elephant 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
4000 We've come to save you from your NFT addiction! 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
4001 Virtual Circus 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
4002 We were looking for Madison Square Garden and someone sent us here! 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
4003 Calm down. He's a bear, not a Teletubbie. 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
4004 Who invited people from work? 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
4005 Well, dang! It IS my monkeys. My circus! 1.2049 0.03669 122 97 25 0
4006 The Temptation of Saint Anthony 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
4007 Wow, Cirque de Soleil has really made them desperate. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
4008 I joined the circus - bring the cat! 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
4009 We’re here to give you a metaphorical booster! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4010 They said they had no place to stay tonight. they assured me it was just for the night. 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
4011 I Mso sorry, I thought I was ordering a ticket to the circus 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
4012 I thought they were going to be streaming, not live! 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
4013 The school is excited that you're coming back! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
4014 I guess I'm the clown when I told the circus party at my house. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
4015 We have time . . . the elephants don't get here until tomorrow! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
4016 Darn annual subscriptions. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
4017 Tusk! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
4018 Your boss says to stop ignoring her Slack messages. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
4019 I invited a lot of industry people 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
4020 Those new streaming services have really upped their game 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
4021 One click and we are here. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
4022 your upstairs neighbor is on vacation so we’re filling in. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
4023 I guess you can still work at home. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
4024 Life may not be a circus, but we are. 1.2037 0.03894 108 86 22 0
4025 Guys, my wife's not home yet! I told you all to come at 1:15pm, not 12:45. 1.2037 0.03894 108 86 22 0
4026 Your Amazon Prime order has been delivered 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
4027 As if Winslow needed another reason to hate the coming of the Autumnal Equinox 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
4028 Now WE will run away with YOU. 1.2035 0.03805 113 90 23 0
4029 Behind the green door 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
4030 But have you registered to vote? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
4031 What did you expect?- this is cheaper than 76 trombone players. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
4032 Does this mean I’m hired?” 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
4033 I forgot how life could be such a circus. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
4034 And now we conclude with the Blow-off 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
4035 Thought I'd liven the place up a little. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
4036 my family arrives,my story begins 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
4037 Can you guess the process server behind the mask? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
4038 Instagram ads are really getting out of hand 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
4039 And in walked Ditka 1.2033 0.03822 123 99 23 1
4040 Nothing like the "In-Laws" coming by for a surprise visit. 1.2031 0.03738 128 103 24 1
4041 Turtle took one look at the absolute shit carnival she’d found herself in and started heading back out the door. 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
4042 Hair-raisingly clever "Hair-raisingly clever! No go home and let the cat and me get back to what were doing." 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
4043 Tony reconsidered whether there was a constitutional right to privacy. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4044 McNamara's Band was booked so they sent us. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4045 The metaverse must have gotten an update. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
4046 I don't know which one of you is carrying the "hands-free" device, but your phone is ringing! 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
4047 In the Age of Working from Home, we're here to save you the trouble of running away to join us. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
4048 I don't think that this was the insurrection he had in mind! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
4049 The circus is coming to town 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
4050 Your UberParade has arrived! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
4051 For crying out loud, I’ve got no tent and I’m not a ringleader. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
4052 Oh no no no! Who the hell called Mark? 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
4053 Mr. Sniffles, you didn't invite any of your lion friends over to lunch today, did you? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
4054 And this is how you leave your zoom office for 30 weeks on the road? 1.2019 0.03955 104 83 21 0
4055 Did you hear that today was a positive day on Wall St? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
4056 Yoga is so yesterday, Tony; I joined the circus! 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
4057 No Lion Tamer? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
4058 It suddenly dawned on Geoff that life with new housemate Bobo the clown might create some tension. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
4059 It was either this or we'd be left with a ton of worthless Bitcoins. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
4060 Netflix gave me a forty-six dollar budget. We’ll be famous! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
4061 Don’t be alarmed. We had to move indoors because of the heat. We’ll be outta here next week. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
4062 Majorette and motley crew soliciting a rave review… 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
4063 Now I'll tell dad of something no one can beat. I'll say that I saw it on Mulberry Street. 1.2018 0.03862 109 87 22 0
4064 Do you, Kitty, take Leo to be your husband, to cherish in friendship and love today, tomorrow and for your nine lives? 1.2018 0.03862 109 87 22 0
4065 I thought I ordered from the Bar named Bailey's 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
4066 Cat sitting for Cat in the Hat 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
4067 I felt you needed some cheering up after being told you’d have to go back to the office! 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
4068 Enthrall me with your acumen. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
4069 Honey...we have some guests for dinner. 1.2018 0.03775 114 91 23 0
4070 what happens when you "Google" ....live music 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
4071 Don't let me bore you. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
4072 I guess I was wrong. It IS my circus. 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
4073 Hybrid” Job: Day One 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
4074 Hey honey, wanna hear about my day? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
4075 No I did not order a circus of the mind 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
4076 I never should have opened that AGT app. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
4077 Just got your email. 1.2015 0.03636 134 108 25 1
4078 Presidential rally looks different this year. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
4079 Kitty , wait for the juggler then go straight for it . 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
4080 This is like a bad Thanksgiving Dinner with relatives 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
4081 Are you ready for the midterms? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
4082 OOOPS........WRONG ADDRESS!! 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
4083 You forgot the rings. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
4084 Woohoo! You picked up your clothes out of the bathroom! 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
4085 Your drug flashback has arrived! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
4086 A snake? 1.2000 0.03767 125 101 23 1
4087 Huzzah,Harold! Emptying the dishwasher this morning without being asked has put you on the top of the good husband list. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
4088 Why is Congress coming into our living room?? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
4089 Circus Performer, Part-Time (Remote) 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
4090 When Pat came out of the closet, they did it with flair! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
4091 Yes, Billy, it's true, the midterms are in two months! 1.2000 0.03683 140 114 24 2
4092 Maybe they're going to a MAGA rally, but they don't seem angry enough 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
4093 Covid is over. Get with the program! 1.2000 0.03831 110 88 22 0
4094 We'll entertain you while the internet is down! 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
4095 And you thought we were kidding when we told you we often had a few friends over 1.2000 0.03922 105 84 21 0
4096 And I just signed up for the Disney Channel. It's like the time I got my car washed and it rained that afternoon. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
4097 Doris, I thought you said your family wasn't coming until next weekend! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
4098 Wait, what?! This is 4 Pennsylvania STREET, not Avenue! 1.2000 0.03539 150 122 26 2
4099 Possibility: Someone in this group might make an offer on the house. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
4100 Don't mind us, we love shared workspaces. 1.2000 0.03831 110 88 22 0
4101 I guess WQXR is playing Carnival of the Animals again. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
4102 I figured it's time for some live entertainment 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
4103 Is it time for political campaigns already? 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
4104 Who called the circus for a visit? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
4105 (no quotation marks) Mildred was trying to relax, but the her living room became two tents. 1.2000 0.03667 120 96 24 0
4106 No, we’re the Bellinis. They’re next door. 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
4107 I hope you don't mind, I invited a few of friends from playgroup over for dinner" 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
4108 Wow, the plumbing company really did send their best team out to fix the faucet. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
4109 It's noon already? 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
4110 I said it wasn’t my circus… 1.2000 0.03667 120 96 24 0
4111 Hey he has a prop too! The electric book... He's one of us! 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
4112 Why do you look so surprised? You know mid-term season starts right after Labor Day. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
4113 [me offering the correct pronunciation of the French confection “madeleine”, going on to explain that lovely biscuit’s literary significance, to all those assembled at a Columbus, Ohio Great Clips] 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
4114 Be calm! Can’t you feel them coming? They’re all up their in their favorite cloud, waiting for the music to start so they can march in and we can get this ritual of Halloween underway. So, let’s go! Chose your costumes! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
4115 I know all these folk, but never imagined all their talent...my laptop needs tossing. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
4116 go get 'em, Fido 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
4117 Must have hit ‘Same-Day Revelry’ by mistake… 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
4118 Da, da, dada, da, da, dat da, dada! 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
4119 I heard your mom said " This place is like a three ring circus." 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
4120 Is it sex o'clock already? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
4121 Home office with ADHD isn't so easy. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
4122 See, your life is like a circus 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
4123 Fat chance getting him off the couch 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
4124 Forgot to mention, my cousin asked if they could bring their co-workers to dinner. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
4125 Breathe, Steve! This is my circus; wait until you get a hold of my monkeys (and vice versa)! 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
4126 My Covid Zoom group finally decided to meet in person... 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
4127 We're field testing our tamer lion! You like? " 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
4128 Well Rudy, I guess the Circus IS back in town 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
4129 Yes, I got out of bed--so what? 1.1981 0.03890 106 85 21 0
4130 The midterms really snuck up on me this year 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
4131 Now that I have your attention — how was your day? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
4132 Mr. Bailey, I presume? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
4133 Have you seen a cat in a pet costume? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
4134 Thank you for adding your 100th item to 'Subscribe and Save' !! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
4135 You're barking up the wrong tree. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
4136 And you thought the cat in the hat was special, see what I can do? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
4137 Madagascar Just got a whole lot more interesting 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
4138 Just another quiet Sunday at home 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
4139 She was startled that the next election arrived at her door so soon. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
4140 Don't just lay there. Get your trombone! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
4141 John, would you mind muting yourself? 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
4142 I've got to remember to ask the city manager to change our street name to something other than Big Top Court! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4143 We were out of saints, but we thought you might prefer a circus anyway. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
4144 Hun, Did you order the home carnival again?” 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
4145 So what you’re telling me is that this Is my circus and my monkeys? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4146 And there’s plenty more where that came from. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4147 "Who ordered Fluffy's Traveling Circus on their laptop?" 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4148 Don't you just love this year's 6th grade play! 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
4149 Procrastination, just in time! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4150 I thought it would only be a clown show. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4151 I don't think they are enjoying work-from-home as much as others 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
4152 '"I told you I'm not crazy about the pop-in." 1.1970 0.03637 132 107 24 1
4153 We’re gonna need a bigger litter box 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
4154 I THOUGHT YOU ORDERED BACON AND SAUSAGE WITH EXTRA CHEESE. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
4155 Boy, this apartment really does come with amenities. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
4156 sorry about this but so many people have called you a freak that you are legally required to join the circus. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
4157 Do you need any laundry done? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
4158 We're celebrating your getting the carpet shampooed. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
4159 Welcome to the clown show that is our socialist society. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
4160 Delivery for Fluffers! 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
4161 Wow, Amazon has really invigorated its delivery service! 1.1964 0.03771 112 90 22 0
4162 It’s your duty as an upstairs neighbor to host us every few days. 1.1964 0.03771 112 90 22 0
4163 We're switching to a hybrid work model. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
4164 Working remotely 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
4165 Another day, another circus. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
4166 I miss the big pre-COVID audiences 1.1963 0.03858 107 86 21 0
4167 Sorry, the Ringleader couldn't make it. He and the Bearded Lady took a powder. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
4168 Your order of clown shoes has arrived! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
4169 You’re in our house 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
4170 They outlawed liver 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
4171 Never mind us, we're not your circus. 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
4172 They rerouted the parade route. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
4173 We're cheering up the shut-ins. Today it's your turn. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
4174 Animal Power is here! 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
4175 We're just following Waze kid. 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
4176 Yeah, your right, it is like a circus around here 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
4177 Someone called and said the cable wasn’t working? 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
4178 If Mohammad won’t come the the mountain 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
4179 Honey, you really gotta stop bringing your work home with you. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
4180 This was a family circle gathering that wound up in my neighbors apartment. 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
4181 Please tell me you brought Tinker Bell ? 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
4182 DoorDash messed up again. I ordered Ringling Bros., not Big Apple. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
4183 You said the cat staying for the summer was a relative; did he say anything about also working remotely during his visit? 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
4184 Truly a Bear with Flair. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
4185 Main St was under repair. The Circus parade's alternate route was direct but poorly planned. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
4186 Martha,I thought we agreed to one work friend? 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
4187 I thought I'd take some work home with me. Do you mind? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
4188 No, you didn’t order the app. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
4189 I sure hope some of them stay to help clean up! 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
4190 Aha! I knew I saw the clown walk in here. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
4191 Yes, my friends lack a certain subtlety 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
4192 All of us Senators unanimously agreed to convene in your house today. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
4193 Hi! Ringling Bros. cancelled all animal acts, so they sent them to you. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
4194 Whaaa…they’ve crossed the line with use of personal data… 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
4195 Hi Hon! Guess what's come to town!" 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
4196 Apparently they were still unable to hire a replacement of the same caliber as the Human Cannon Ball who retired last year. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
4197 When you order an xxl tee shirt but describe it as a ‘big top!’ 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
4198 We were banned from Mulberry Street , so Central Park W seemed like an accepting place for our dated stereotypes. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
4199 Surprise! A circus in your living room. It won’t be over til the fat lady sings! 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
4200 Either my animal crackers have come to life or I’m drunk. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
4201 Ive already told you -- your elephant is not in my room. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
4202 ‘ Covid’....’Big top closed’....’got to work from home’....’knew you’d understand’ ‘Hup- one, two, three, four......’ 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
4203 The Big Top has come to you! 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
4204 I knew I should've ordered more than one pizza... 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
4205 I said...I do Not want to donate to your Political Party! 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
4206 Marcie finally answers Jack, who didn’t know she always did come home with a circus behind her. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
4207 If you're going to keep me locked up in the house all day ... 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
4208 They were out of chips. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
4209 What a circus! 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
4210 Dududulladud-im-leaving-you-dududurdur 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
4211 Can everyone see my screen? 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
4212 Beth soon realized that Buckyfest was a week earlier than previously thought 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
4213 Empty nest shmempty nest! 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
4214 I forgot the beer but I got the nuts 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
4215 I thought I asked the clown to come as well... 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
4216 They said being that I lead the parade, I can work from home. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
4217 That’s going to be hard to explain to the rest of the conference call. 1.1927 0.03795 109 88 21 0
4218 Uh Honey,I thought we cancelled the cable news package? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
4219 For Christ’s sake! My cat’s gone mad on amazon deals again!!! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
4220 ‘Someone order Uber Beats?’ 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
4221 Stephen is in the back room, go on in. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
4222 It's like domestic tranquility in here! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
4223 Well, it looks like the neighborhood has finally gone to the dogs.....cats, bears, clowns, turtles, seals, snakes...... 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
4224 The moment you understand why the cat didn't believe you when you said "It's just a little baby, it's no big deal!" 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
4225 We’re making sure the party never stops! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
4226 It's your parade! Don't rain on it! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
4227 I hope you have your own peanuts. 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
4228 These guys on twitter are real clowns 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
4229 That joke was so funny the entire circus came to hear it. 1.1920 0.03537 125 101 24 0
4230 We decided to try surprise House Calls 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
4231 Circus Gigs is the name of my cat... I am not an employment agency! 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
4232 And we'll have fun, fun, fun, now that Daddy took the T-Bird away. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
4233 Drunk shopping? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
4234 Happy birthday! As a human, you really need to live your life like it’s your last. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
4235 and I complained that my life is boring 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
4236 I've got enough circus at work to have it at my home 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
4237 What’s the WiFi password? 1.1917 0.03797 120 98 21 1
4238 It’s a real circus out there! 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
4239 When the in-laws come to town unexpectedly and it feels like a circus parade. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
4240 I thought she meant her relatives. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
4241 I see you have come to town. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
4242 Please keep it down, I'm on hold on a very important call. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
4243 The door was open so we assumed you were born in a tent. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
4244 Thanks for coming to the the season finale of The Bachelor. I didn’t think you’d show. 1.1913 0.03684 115 93 22 0
4245 Sorry, folks. It's just a termite tent. 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
4246 Hey there! We’re here to vaccinate you against the Omicron variant! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
4247 Mom hurry now, the X-president is walking into our house au-natural and he brought along all his friends! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
4248 Pinkie finally brings her tenth life out of the closet. 1.1913 0.03684 115 93 22 0
4249 You posted on Facebook that your life was a three-ring circus. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
4250 Thanks for letting us relax in your unit! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
4251 Is lunch ready? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
4252 Finally, you found mom's purse! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
4253 His magic cat heard him say “bring the circus to me”. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
4254 Oh, those are just my roommates, they're influencers. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
4255 Is this election year.?.I see the clowns are missing? 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
4256 we present to you: 2022's political discourse on primetime 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
4257 Wow, way cool video! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
4258 It's your turn to do the dishes. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
4259 mom was right i should’ve shut the door 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
4260 These pandemic era government-funded programs to provide services for people who are self-quarantining may be getting a bit excessive. 1.1901 0.03582 121 98 23 0
4261 It Made it! The Little Engine that Could! 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
4262 We're all stars now, in the dope show. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
4263 When I said my life is like a three-ring circus, I didn't mean literally. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
4264 Our trailers are parked on the other side of your house - and it’s raining. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
4265 This is a TENEMENT, not a 'tent-i-ment!' 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
4266 You must have chosen the latest 8DX option on your cable package. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
4267 Top row, left to right: Johnson, Luss, Merkle, Putin, Trump( crawling) and Biden on drums 1.1900 0.03943 100 81 19 0
4268 COMING THRU, COMING THRU! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
4269 Life is a carnival, two bits a shot" The Ban 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
4270 It was so much easier as a kid to just play “tail on the donkey “. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
4271 Homie, wherever you are is where it's at! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
4272 Wait, Mardi gras is real? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
4273 - I’m sure it said “on line” tickets 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
4274 I am sure I did not check the circus performer friendly box! 1.1897 0.03656 116 94 22 0
4275 All in a day's work! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
4276 Here comes the Republican Bros. Circus 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
4277 Hi, my name is Elder Bozo, can you spare a moment of your time ? 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
4278 Honey, your family is early for the dinner! 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
4279 whos circus is this 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
4280 Where is the pause button? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4281 Congratulations! Your wish is granted. You are now the one and only Barista without a College Degree 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
4282 We knew you were nervous when you googled the circus 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
4283 I gotta move out of my parents house 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
4284 Thanks for ordering from Barnum & Bailey—the link right above BnB. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
4285 DoorDash is sure outfrilling Uber eh! 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
4286 OK — you win — I’ll be the dog-faced boy again but this is the last time. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
4287 Honey, you didn't tell me that Congress was coming for dinner. 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
4288 Just our way of welcoming you to our no covenants apartment building! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
4289 Andy suddenly realized how horrific it could be for a bear 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
4290 Childlike Choas 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
4291 As punishment for your terrible crime, a circus was drawn here for quartering. 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
4292 I wasn’t kidding when I said my life was a circus 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
4293 Oh, you said come by “circa” 7? 1.1880 0.03826 117 96 20 1
4294 Putin's here for the referendum! Hooray! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
4295 You told me not to bring my work home so I picked someone else’s. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
4296 It's how I get my kicks. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
4297 Do any of you know how to do Uber Eats? 1.1880 0.03564 133 109 23 1
4298 STAR WARS BAR AVATARS? ALSO 'PARROT HEAD', "WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK AND 'SCREW' 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
4299 Did the Bills win? 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
4300 Elwood would be even more surprised to learn it was his cat that slipped the mushrooms into his coffee. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
4301 Can you point us to where we can find a really big tent? 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
4302 The is the greatest...inconvenience. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4303 I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
4304 I’ve asked you not to bring your work home with you. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
4305 A top hat,really?? 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
4306 Alright, babe, since it’s my birthday, we’re gonna fuck this entire circus. 1.1869 0.03786 107 87 20 0
4307 I thought I was buying a painting! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
4308 It’s too early for Thanksgiving 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
4309 These emoji show him you're happy he's found his litter box. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
4310 Oh my goodness, is it Thanksgiving already? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
4311 Tell your ringmaster that I revoked my employment application and nothing you do will change my mind. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4312 Honey, I'm home! Break out the cotton candy. 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
4313 The town didn't want us 1.1864 0.03601 118 96 22 0
4314 I hope it’s okay that I brought some work home with me. 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
4315 Sorry….wrong house…..not my monkeys, not my circus” 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
4316 I really wish Susan's love language wasn't a circus. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
4317 The Day Compulsory Fun Became Mandatory 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
4318 Rodney! Congratulations on being the one hundred millionth streamer! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
4319 ...and straight..straight... 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
4320 You left the door open. What did you expect? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
4321 I heard the circus was in town, but this gives remote work a whole new meaning. 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
4322 The APA recently announced that "morbid introspection" can now be effectively treated. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
4323 These deliveries have become quite the circus. 1.1860 0.03611 129 106 22 1
4324 Not the thank you gift he expected for his donation to the classical music station 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
4325 Do you want my cat? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4326 Did somebody order CNN home delivery? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4327 What you can get when you leave your door open! 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
4328 Am i missing out on the inevitable circus of life or is the circus of life missing out on my bewildering act? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4329 When I said "byob", I mean bottle, not buffoonery! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
4330 TikTok is really getting better. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
4331 Dot, dot, dah-dah; dah-dah; dot, dot, dah, dah!” “Dot, dot, dah-dah; dah-dah; dot, dot dah, dah! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
4332 I thought the block party was next week end? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
4333 Scotty's dad was wrong when he told a colleague at work, "not my circus; not my monkeys". 1.1849 0.03574 119 97 22 0
4334 When it IS “my circus and my monkeys” 1.1849 0.03768 119 98 20 1
4335 Vote for Trump 2024!! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
4336 I'm optimistic for the Midterms! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
4337 Honey. It’s that “King of Hearts” gang. 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
4338 Wait, I wanted the zoo party! 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
4339 I think I'm a daddy. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
4340 You've won the CAT PUBLISHER'S CLEARINGHOUSE GRAND PRIZE! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4341 Wow, I really think it was worth the extra $ to upgrade my ticket purchase to e-delivery! 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
4342 PAC's, it's cheaper by the dozen. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
4343 Honey, I think the kids are home. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
4344 Are you enjoying your new 8k HDTV? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
4345 You know the song. You had your pie and now comes the parade passing by. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
4346 Aren't there supposed to be some dinosaurs patrolling here? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
4347 So that was the ringmaster ringing. 1.1835 0.03725 109 89 20 0
4348 School’s in, football’s back, and your mother’s in Boca. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
4349 Now will you notice that I got my hair cut yesterday? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
4350 Why are you surprised? Life is the greatest show. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
4351 No sleep tonight! 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
4352 Oh, great, the post-pandemic circus is back in town. 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
4353 Our tent ripped, so we need your living room for a week or two...where are your bleachers? 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
4354 Brought your circus, got your monkeys! 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
4355 Damn it all but the circus. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
4356 Now that work-from-home is ending, we're here to get you ready for the office. 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
4357 What is Burning Man like? 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
4358 […me offering the correct pronunciation of the French confection “madeleine”, and going on to explain that delightful cookie’s literary significance, to all those assembled at a Columbus, Ohio Great Clips…] 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
4359 So you think this makes up for your eating Figaro? 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
4360 This is a B 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
4361 Metaverse search for “three ring” instead of “three rings” 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
4362 The salesperson was right. The new 13.1 surround sound literally brings the band right into your living room. 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
4363 A Ring of Power right in our living room 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
4364 Your door was ajar, so we thought it would be okay. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
4365 You got my tweet wrong, I wanted to visit you. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
4366 Where are your parents? It's a school night! 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
4367 Bright? Yes. Light…not so much. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
4368 This cat needs to chill out. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
4369 Don't mind us...just passin' through the hood... 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
4370 The gangs all here! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
4371 Don't keep the circus inside you! Come join us! 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
4372 Oh yeah. Now I remember: the circus is coming to town. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4373 I should have never bought that monkey. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
4374 Stay very, very still, Walter. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
4375 It’s raining out there, and we got the memo. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
4376 And you were waiting for the pandemic restrictions to end???? 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
4377 .....and this is the living space. Needs some work, but the low price leaves some room in your budget. 1.1810 0.03591 116 95 21 0
4378 Hurray! Company at last! (Do they have Covid?) 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
4379 So you really can order anything online... Uh oh, Mom is going to be So mad. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
4380 I hate it when candidates come door-knocking 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
4381 Mr. Whiskers, I thought we agreed on a SMALL gotcha day celebration. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
4382 Oh, boy! I thought my invitation was virtual! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
4383 Sorry, but yes we ARE your circus! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
4384 Finally, some recognition for my clever tweets. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
4385 Climbing on the back of the sofa is not enough to impress the Ringling Bros. Circus, Kitty. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
4386 If you surround yourself with clowns, Kitty, don’t be surprised when your life resembles a circus. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
4387 We're here because you said, "Gawd I hate the cartoon Family Circus." 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4388 Our flight was late from Palm Beach and these folks asked if we could put them up for a spell. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4389 As your loyal cat, I must counsel you to NEVER watch more than one episode of The Sandman at a time. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
4390 Hope it's okay I brought my work home with me. 1.1802 0.03665 111 91 20 0
4391 Lockdown is over 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
4392 And you get extra duck sauce. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
4393 Work while others circus around,and you will live what others dream. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
4394 Bill had forgotten that the in-laws were coming. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
4395 Seven years of medical school for this?" thought Dr. Bear MD as he ambled into the room. Though she was gone, his mother's last words still echoed in his head, "Where did I go wrong with you? Why didn't you study dentistry like your brother? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
4396 Dear, do we have any snacks? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
4397 Bob cleaned the litter box. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
4398 I said I wanted Circus Animal "Cookies"... 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
4399 We’ll need more bread. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4400 The day the circus came to town. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
4401 The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not. 1.1795 0.03563 117 96 21 0
4402 Could you keep it down? I was watching someone pose on TikTok. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
4403 What kind of a clown put a thoroughfare through my living room? 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
4404 Since they canceled the elephant, these political lit drops are getting frightening. 1.1795 0.03563 117 96 21 0
4405 If confetti came to life. 1.1792 0.03743 106 87 19 0
4406 Geez Sam, Uber XL is really fast! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
4407 Presenting the psilocybin parade! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
4408 That’s the last time I tell Ticketmaster ‘Party for one’! 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
4409 ' Bring in the clowns. Where are the clowns?' " said the Clown. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
4410 And I thought nobody cared. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
4411 It must be an election coming soon 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
4412 Hi Chuck...remember when I ran off to join the circus... 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
4413 Stephen Sondheim hearing Judy Collins singing his song 1.1786 0.03635 112 92 20 0
4414 I want this to be a real circus for you! 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
4415 The circus came in today to cheer me up. What a nice jester. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
4416 I have to say juggling working at home and family is not easy. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
4417 My open door policy paid off... Front row!" 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
4418 Additional recommendations similar to the show you went to last night. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4419 Captain Showtime's Cirque de Whiz Bang Review audition has arrived. Ummm . . . you are Captain Showtime, right? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4420 I guess this is my circus,and those must be my monkeys,too! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
4421 The Ringling Performance Collective presents: "Breaking & CenterRing." 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
4422 That’s what happens when you buy on the circus path 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
4423 It's my innovative process. 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
4424 Has the rain begun?" 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
4425 In case you haven’t heard‼️ You can come back to work now…✅ 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
4426 No no no... I ordered a pair-aide. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
4427 We ran out of bread. 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
4428 I guess the circus is in town, up close, and personal 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
4429 Honey, I hope we are not annoying you during your business call! 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
4430 Looking for Rockstars! Remote Position benefits include: Flexible schedule, PTO, and monthly in home “please accept this in leu of being paid a living wage as compared to the rate of inflation” traveling circus! 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
4431 Just another ordinary day at my house 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4432 I heard that a circus was coming to town but I don't remember requesting that they come here to visit us! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4433 I just wanted a quiet afternoon of reading. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4434 Your Uber parade float has arrived! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4435 And for our next act, please ladies and gentlemen give a round of applause for yoooooour baack to schooool to doooo liiiiist!” 🤡 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
4436 We heard that you have two and a half baths! Two, three, four . . . 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
4437 Ringmaster Karl said I can work from home. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
4438 Don't you love a parade! 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
4439 Life is a cabaret, but not for you. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
4440 I hope your car isn’t double-parked.” 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
4441 The beauty parlor was full of sailors; so, I took advantage of the fact that the circus was in town. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
4442 Progressive? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
4443 I can hardly wait for election day. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
4444 The Circus of Life! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4445 Boot scootin’ boogie 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
4446 Why I let the parade pass me by! 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
4447 Could’ve sworn this was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4448 Every street is closed. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
4449 Did you call Uber service? 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
4450 Sorry Kitty, you know its always a Circus when family visits. Almost over, see, here comes the last act, 'the Human Cannon Ball, that's Uncle Jed ! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4451 Put down the news, we’ve got the real circus right here! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4452 It’s nice but I still think an alarm clock is better. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4453 You signed up to provide housing for a couple of refugees? 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
4454 What fresh hell is this?! 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
4455 I think I see why the Grinch disliked them. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
4456 The Circus - without the Elephants - tries harder. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
4457 I know I was looking at circus on instagram , but this is alarming 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
4458 Autumn comes to New Hampshire. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
4459 Mid-term primaries, that’s what! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
4460 After I "After I just said bring me a balloon. 1.1743 0.03651 109 90 19 0
4461 Who invited the circuits to my living room? 1.1743 0.03651 109 90 19 0
4462 ...and YOU'RE our roustabout!! Tent in the backyard, pronto, pronto!!!! 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
4463 You wouldn't come to the circus, so I got the circus to come to you 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
4464 I was chewing over what you said about working from home, and, you know? It made a bunch of sense! 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
4465 Can we count on your vote in November? 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
4466 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
4467 THANK YOU! You ate that third gummy and set us free! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4468 The Homies are here, "WE HERE FOOL!" 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
4469 Looks like there's a circus in town...but now it's mostly my house! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
4470 No, I ordered a dozen parathas. 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
4471 Silly me. And here I thought our life together was entertaining enough for you. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
4472 Just once I’d like to come home without being inundated by runaways. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4473 I said you could invite your friends over not the whole circus! 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
4474 I really don't need to say anything. These cartoon drawings are funny enough. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
4475 Whow! Watching things on YouTube makes everything look so real! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
4476 I thought we agreed you wouldn't take your work home with you anymore. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
4477 Better than 8K television…. 22K makes it seem like the circus is live in your living room….. But hurry - the sale ends soon!” 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
4478 You should see my face when you bring friends from work 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
4479 Look honey, you know that noise you heard in the closet? It was a circus! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
4480 Last year you forgot my birthday." 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
4481 Looks like summer vacation is over! 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
4482 When bears come out of the closet. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
4483 Geez! March 13th already? And me without an open umbrella! 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
4484 If a cannon rolls in we are out! 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
4485 Brought your friends home again, I see. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
4486 I know I told you to get creative with new client acquisitions ideas, but have you seen this bill for animal feces cleanup? I thought we had landed on a single therapy dog. Am I reading this line correctly - “circus animals”? 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
4487 You call this barely a mess?! 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
4488 You ordered a three-ring doorbell? 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
4489 Ed really hated it when his cat invited her friends over. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
4490 Is it the weekend already? 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
4491 Whiskers, I may have ordered the wrong thing from amazon... 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
4492 Strange days have found us. 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
4493 When they asked if I would share the Airbnb I had no idea it they meant the Aerial troop from Barnum and Bailey! 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
4494 Hi, Honey! Don't you just love a parade?! It was so hot on the street, so I invited them up here! 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4495 Cleo, I think tonight’s the night 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4496 I’d rather have the traveling circus next door than listen to another semester of hot cross buns. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
4497 chaos in creation 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
4498 I took over from Hugh Jackman. 1.1698 0.03664 106 88 18 0
4499 I might have bought the tickets FOR the circus instead of tickets TO the circus.... 1.1698 0.03664 106 88 18 0
4500 Delivery for Grumpy Dave from Louise: we sure could use an IT guy with juggling skills; apply at www.midlife-circus-why-not?.or 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
4501 Papa Bear, Baby Bear, and Goldilocks are staying at the Capitol. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
4502 We heard you have a cat. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
4503 When the parade passes by, I’ll get my gun, think of a pun. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
4504 when i said you could sleep on my couch “whenever” i didn’t really mean it 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
4505 The second line has arrived! 1.1695 0.03469 118 98 20 0
4506 Hey Ralph, it's September once agai 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4507 Oh no, the midterms are coming! 1.1683 0.03741 101 84 17 0
4508 Jumping Jack Flash,The Circus Is Back In Town! 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
4509 ‘i thought we said no family reunion this year.’ @callahandalyjudge 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4510 Phase 2 will be accessories and slacks. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
4511 Covid can't stop the party! 1.1682 0.03633 107 89 18 0
4512 How come that freaking cat get's a ballon? Stop your whining cry kitten. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
4513 Shut the door before he comes in! I have a fear of clowns. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
4514 But we don't live in a town 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
4515 They said that TV would be just having a circus in your living room. This was the next step. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
4516 How about you empty the dishwasher with all the fanfare? 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
4517 You said you wanted a second cat. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
4518 Shut the door! 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
4519 It's your circus. 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
4520 I’ve been asking for a sign. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4521 no,no, I didn't say get your schtick together! 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
4522 We would like to talk to you about the elephant that isn't in the the room. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4523 The Day the Circus Came to Townhome 1.1667 0.03506 114 95 19 0
4524 Make way. Your deluxe pizza with extra acrobats and a large Momma bear has arrived! 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4525 When the Sunday scaries come a-knockin 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4526 'Uhg...the guilt of having fun weekend activities with other people entered again.' 1.1667 0.03506 114 95 19 0
4527 please all you clowns, I’m memorizing nuclear codes” 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4528 This is all amazing, but I can't believe we still had to bring our own towels. 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
4529 They were out of Funyuns. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
4530 Post Trump, doubled, redoubled. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
4531 Is this some kind of fucking joke? 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
4532 Here comes Charlie . . . 1.1651 0.03573 109 91 18 0
4533 Did you know that 28% of Wordle players who always start with the same word choose "adieu?" 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
4534 Ben has a suprise visit from his wife's family since they have a/c. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
4535 She said me "you're not a clown, you're the whole circus," so I figured I better step it up 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
4536 Hey Hrahn Time to entertain an incredibly special person - on an incredibly special day, while we remember what you do not remember doing years ago. UUMM! 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
4537 dreaming crazy again 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
4538 Hey, Arnie, I just landed a new Ringmaster gig so I'll be out on the road for the next six months. You'll need to forward my favorite foods. Oh, and Jack, I'm gonna need my "Pied Piper" outfit cleaned and pressed ASAP. These bows don't cut it. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4539 Don't scroll away! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4540 circus coming to town? maybe it's too hot outside for a parade 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4541 Did you happen to see 76 trombones pass this way? 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4542 And now for something completely different Debi Goodwin Niagara-on-the-Lake Ontario, Canada debigoowin1@gmail.com 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4543 The moment virtual became real. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4544 Actually, you’re not the first person to order GrubHullabaloo by mistake. 1.1636 0.03543 110 92 18 0
4545 Hey Ho the circus is here, let the good times begin! 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
4546 I thought this job is telecommute 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
4547 No, Felix, that is not Mr. Orange. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
4548 Toby the Turtle avoids the awkwardness of running into his ex, Karla Kitty-cat, and splits! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4549 Who is missing? 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
4550 My life 1.1620 0.03260 142 120 21 1
4551 In conclusion, you should vote for our side. 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
4552 Our new Room Service chief is P.T. Barnum! Your lunch is coming! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
4553 I guess it was “CIRCUS” Delivery, not Circus “DELIVERY”… 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4554 Not my monkeys… 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
4555 Is it me or the media looks like a circus now 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4556 Trixie didn’t like it when her mouse offering was rejected. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4557 We’re going to the zoo, zoo, zoo, how about you, you, you? 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
4558 Election years have gone over the top. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
4559 It’s another Twitter metaphor. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
4560 Looks like we don't have to run away this time! 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
4561 I always wondered who was "SmokeyBear's" partner! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
4562 Oo, I hope they don't pick me... 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
4563 Mom, Dad, I swear. All I did was searching online for 'democracy'. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4564 Wait! I said Not my monkeys,not my circus! 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
4565 Here comes Trumps house to house fund raising advance team. 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
4566 Look, it was either this or renewing our Spotify Premium 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4567 You mean you wanted a three-SOME? 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
4568 Calder was supposed to wire all of them together and to the ceiling! Robert Jablon / rcjablon@aol.com / 202-333-5332 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4569 Who wants to see Big fish in augmented reality? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4570 I guess this is what they meant " you life will be entertain" when I moved in. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4571 Send in the clowns, et. al. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
4572 When I typed “love”, I didn’t mean literally! Jody Kinsey Toronto, ON 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4573 Congratulations and welcome to the ten millionth click carnival” 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4574 Oh, and you think politics is a circus 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4575 Is the Big Top leaking again? 1.1567 0.03798 134 117 13 4
4576 No more clowning around with NY real estate prices. It’s cheaper to bring the circus to you!” 🤡 🎪 💰 @lizadonnelly @newyorkercartoon 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
4577 Blistering barnacles! Just look at its supporters! Unbearable! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4578 Simon says "Happy Birthday" 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4579 We"re here to help you overcome your fear of clowns. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4580 Why,yes! My life has been like a circus. Did my phycologist send you?" 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4581 Daunting was the day Henry realized he not only wasn't the life of the party, but likely would never be the life of the party. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4582 And Bobby thought living at home was a circus. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4583 What happened to the mouse with the clashing cymbals? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4584 we thought you'd prefer a real circus 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4585 Ohm . . . ohm . . . Oh, crap, not again! 1.1545 0.03462 110 93 17 0
4586 Your recruitment has gone way too far. Believe me, there’s no shortage of clowns. 1.1545 0.03272 123 104 19 0
4587 And up go the lights Out go the flags On come the dancers Bang goes the drum And you're in love And the show has begun! 1.1545 0.03470 123 105 17 1
4588 Look, I did my homework and all this is not necessary! 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4589 It was only a matter of time - home-delivered hilarity to go with the pizza. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
4590 It's midterm election time! 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4591 WOW, that was some hibernation. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4592 Ever since Springfield defunded its police department, "swatting" hoaxes have turned into a 3-ring circus. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4593 Money can't buy a Party like this" - 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4594 You searched “things to do near me” so we thought we’d stop by for a free demonstration. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4595 POLITICS 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4596 I thought they banned this book 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
4597 We thought you might miss the circus at work when working at home so we've brought it to you! 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4598 Darn alarm clock… late for work again! 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
4599 The Royal Circus is in town? 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4600 Did the cat let the circus in? 1.1500 0.03273 120 102 18 0
4601 I'm leaving you for the Bear. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
4602 And for our next act, quartering! 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4603 Yes, I'm returning and they all decided to run away to a home. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4604 You searched for corn dogs - and we’ve brought them! 1.1481 0.03434 108 92 16 0
4605 OH no,I ordered the DVD for Music Man because i want to have “76 trombones,” but I must’ve hit the wrong button 1.1466 0.03298 116 99 17 0
4606 You called that your WiFi is spotty? 1.1466 0.03298 116 99 17 0
4607 The newspaper said the circus was coming to Town. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4608 Nowadays you can join us on YouTube, TikTok, or Instagram. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4609 Honey, I'm home! Bear with me! 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
4610 OK I did invite him & feel free t bring over his friends;but forgot he had joined the circus. 1.1453 0.03272 117 100 17 0
4611 Are You sure have called to the Sushi Restaurant? 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
4612 Looks like the circus runs through my living room!! 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4613 They don't look like Oathkeepers 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4614 Hey honey, look, it's "Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band playing us a visit. 1.1441 0.03349 111 95 16 0
4615 We're the new neighbors. Thought we'd stop by to say 'hi'. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4616 I told my friend, Bearrie, to bring his favorite pets to today's holiday party, even those, like himself and you, who dance on only two legs or less. 1.1429 0.03321 112 96 16 0
4617 what the hell 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4618 I said you should run away and join the circus, not bring the circus home 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
4619 Pov; You're in the hospital chillin and then make a wish people come in. 1.1415 0.03401 106 91 15 0
4620 What? No Kimba and Simba? 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
4621 I am hearing noises. 1.1402 0.03372 107 92 15 0
4622 Hey Guys! This aintMulberryStreet! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4623 You wanted a circus? Here's your circus! 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
4624 It’s called ethical non-monogamy 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4625 I’m so fucking high on ketamine 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4626 They must be serious barging in this way. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
4627 Honey, we're home! Hard day at the office but it's so good to be back. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4628 If you don't get 4,000 likes with this, we'll know who your real friends are. 1.1371 0.03306 124 108 15 1
4629 All my dreams have come true! 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4630 I guess the Mormons have rebranded 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4631 Snake in a hat, lol. Bear with a handbag, fuck yeah. Oh shit, I love me some bass drum yeah fuck yeah get that shit in here. Is that seal cool? Last seal we had here was kind of a jag, but if you say she's cool then, ok. Fuck, this is so tight. wow. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4632 ..late for my Birthday again! 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4633 Yeah,let the good times roll! 1.1343 0.02957 134 116 18 0
4634 I only asked for a circuit. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
4635 should have ponied up for optional VR 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
4636 Either John had accidentally “macrodosed” when he meant to “microdose,” or there was a double booking at this Airbnb. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4637 Biden has got to stop the illegal flow crossing our border! It's really becoming a circus!! Or "The bus just arrived from Texas!! Hey NYC, keep the change!!! 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
4638 I knew this family would change when the queen died. (Too soon?) 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4639 Wait - I thought I just gonna get John Heilemann, Mark McKinnon, and Jennifer Palmieri? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4640 I told you I would fuck you up, you human piece of trash. I told you but you wouldn't listen, would you. And now you're gonna see, you fuck. Now you are going to fucking see... 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
4641 Will they call us racists if we don't immediately join them? 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4642 With the midterms right around the corner, my Wednesday night readers group has really gotten into the spirit of things. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4643 Man: "Wha' the F---?" “Lord Over All: “It’s MY birthday! You don't know WHEN it is or how old I am! Do I forget YOURS? Every year I offer to let you pet me, or gift a robin, mouse, even the neighbor’s yappy dog! It’s MY birthday & YOU’RE NOT INVITE 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
4644 Whoopee! Hooray!! Yippee Ki-Yay!!! It's a cat with an unpopped baloon!!!! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4645 Seems like the midterms start earlier and earlier every year. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4646 The Maga Republicans have arrived. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
4647 Looks like the clown car broke down again. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4648 So you like hard-core entertainment? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4649 I didn't mind having a politician as a roommate until he started brining his work home with him. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
4650 BLM has a fabulous $10 million party off stolen donations meant for black communities suffering in silence 🤫🤫 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
4651 Move over, Henry. We’re coming through! 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
4652 Mulberry Street Apartments 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4653 Enter" pityportal.ne 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4654 Hi hon! Work was like a 3 ring circus today. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4655 Objects in the image are closer than they appear 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0