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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-09-11T21:06:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-09-25T21:07:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-09-19T21:07:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 26, 2022 |
Number of captions | 4656 |
Number of responses | 776315 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You told me to come back when I got my act together! | 1.8431 | 0.01255 | 4353 | 1887 | 1262 | 1204 |
1 | I preferred when it was just the elephant in the room | 1.7649 | 0.01680 | 2246 | 1038 | 698 | 510 |
2 | Circuits, Alexa! I said, ‘Order circuits!’ | 1.7543 | 0.01720 | 2218 | 1067 | 629 | 522 |
3 | I believe my new antidepressant is working! | 1.7452 | 0.02299 | 1142 | 527 | 379 | 236 |
4 | Make way! Make way for Trump's lawyers | 1.7325 | 0.01775 | 2123 | 1070 | 551 | 502 |
5 | Good news! I've decided to work from home, too! | 1.7312 | 0.01723 | 2046 | 970 | 656 | 420 |
6 | No Alexa, I meant play - the song - "Send in the Clowns"! | 1.7282 | 0.01873 | 1821 | 896 | 524 | 401 |
7 | It looks like Trump's defense team is paying a visit. | 1.7273 | 0.02268 | 1287 | 649 | 340 | 298 |
8 | You said you'd like to meet the clowns that blocked your driveway. | 1.7195 | 0.01605 | 2271 | 1072 | 764 | 435 |
9 | Nobody runs away to join the circus anymore, so we’re doing outreach. | 1.7117 | 0.01729 | 1967 | 943 | 648 | 376 |
10 | To silence these notifications, go to Settings. | 1.7064 | 0.01622 | 2265 | 1105 | 720 | 440 |
11 | Why do you have to make everything into a big production? | 1.7031 | 0.02403 | 987 | 471 | 338 | 178 |
12 | He got indicted! | 1.6963 | 0.01580 | 2700 | 1444 | 632 | 624 |
13 | Dad, I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is I’ve dropped out of law school… | 1.6940 | 0.01466 | 2712 | 1332 | 878 | 502 |
14 | Congratulations, you've won the New Yorker caption contest. | 1.6923 | 0.01519 | 2727 | 1406 | 754 | 567 |
15 | I meant to order a three-ring binder. | 1.6834 | 0.01561 | 2391 | 1195 | 758 | 438 |
16 | It's the Republican slate of candidates! | 1.6772 | 0.01631 | 2395 | 1274 | 620 | 501 |
17 | Now introducing … your 2022 Midterm Election candidates! | 1.6681 | 0.01608 | 2335 | 1221 | 668 | 446 |
18 | Republican Primary Ticket | 1.6646 | 0.01894 | 1735 | 928 | 461 | 346 |
19 | Whatever you just clicked on… don’t do it again. | 1.6644 | 0.01850 | 1633 | 822 | 537 | 274 |
20 | January 6, the Musical. | 1.6583 | 0.01874 | 1759 | 946 | 468 | 345 |
21 | Don’t be surprised. You accepted our terms and conditions. | 1.6559 | 0.01855 | 1665 | 862 | 514 | 289 |
22 | I saw your ad. Is the upstairs apartment still available? | 1.6548 | 0.01560 | 2332 | 1203 | 731 | 398 |
23 | When you know election season has started. | 1.6538 | 0.01870 | 1577 | 802 | 519 | 256 |
24 | Your profile said you’re seeking a woman for fun and good times. | 1.6481 | 0.01858 | 1560 | 791 | 527 | 242 |
25 | I guess you really can order anything on Amazon... | 1.6408 | 0.01851 | 1609 | 836 | 515 | 258 |
26 | Welcome! We're cirque de 6A! | 1.6347 | 0.02176 | 1106 | 565 | 380 | 161 |
27 | Darn auto correct, I meant circuits | 1.6343 | 0.01568 | 2319 | 1240 | 687 | 392 |
28 | I understand that you clicked “I Agree” on the bottom of the screen! | 1.6307 | 0.01555 | 2348 | 1260 | 695 | 393 |
29 | WORDLE in 1! WORDLE in 1! | 1.6288 | 0.01748 | 1983 | 1105 | 509 | 369 |
30 | We are from the Republican Party. Can we rely on your vote? | 1.6280 | 0.01669 | 2145 | 1188 | 567 | 390 |
31 | Honey! you didn't tell me your family was in town... | 1.6241 | 0.02115 | 1221 | 649 | 382 | 190 |
32 | Hope you don't mind me bringing work home tonight. | 1.6229 | 0.01812 | 1578 | 818 | 537 | 223 |
33 | OK, but I'm cancelling this after the trial period. | 1.6200 | 0.01603 | 2071 | 1094 | 670 | 307 |
34 | I told you I've been juggling a lot lately. | 1.6200 | 0.01693 | 1871 | 992 | 598 | 281 |
35 | I think there's been a mistake. I ordered home circuits. | 1.6176 | 0.01584 | 2181 | 1173 | 669 | 339 |
36 | Jimmy realized he needed to cut his gummy dosage in half. | 1.6168 | 0.01907 | 1563 | 858 | 446 | 259 |
37 | ”This is not what I meant when I said we need a third party | 1.6140 | 0.02228 | 1101 | 595 | 336 | 170 |
38 | You just agreed to the new Privacy Terms. Did you not read them? | 1.6135 | 0.01837 | 1617 | 874 | 494 | 249 |
39 | Bob suddenly regretted having only one bathroom. | 1.6074 | 0.01827 | 1587 | 854 | 502 | 231 |
40 | „Guys! I‘m on a Zoom call!!“ | 1.6057 | 0.02058 | 1306 | 720 | 381 | 205 |
41 | Whoa, are you seeing what I'm seeing? That bear is carrying a purse. | 1.6041 | 0.02475 | 927 | 519 | 256 | 152 |
42 | Wow! The circus has run away to join me. | 1.5908 | 0.01833 | 1547 | 848 | 484 | 215 |
43 | There’s the family you choose and the family your born with. | 1.5840 | 0.02089 | 1214 | 679 | 361 | 174 |
44 | You didn’t think I would run off and join one, did you, Dad? | 1.5782 | 0.01997 | 1266 | 699 | 402 | 165 |
45 | Parking was no problem. We came in one car. | 1.5765 | 0.02038 | 1398 | 827 | 336 | 235 |
46 | You put the toilet seat down! | 1.5669 | 0.02138 | 1293 | 783 | 287 | 223 |
47 | We sell door locks. | 1.5651 | 0.02235 | 1168 | 705 | 266 | 197 |
48 | I said "Send In The Clowns" not the whole darned circus! | 1.5530 | 0.02275 | 953 | 543 | 293 | 117 |
49 | Gimmie an A! Gimmie a D! Gimmie an H! Gimmie a D! | 1.5524 | 0.02345 | 1144 | 730 | 196 | 218 |
50 | I'm bringing back fun into our relationship, and also the bear is hungry. | 1.5507 | 0.02302 | 877 | 489 | 293 | 95 |
51 | Do me a favor and open the back door. | 1.5497 | 0.02378 | 875 | 502 | 265 | 108 |
52 | The bear needs to use the bathroom. | 1.5490 | 0.02455 | 867 | 510 | 238 | 119 |
53 | We’ve come for the cat! | 1.5462 | 0.02527 | 800 | 468 | 227 | 105 |
54 | Oh, I didn’t know you were working from home today too. | 1.5454 | 0.02387 | 882 | 513 | 257 | 112 |
55 | Wait! It’s our turn to host the family reunion again? | 1.5414 | 0.02643 | 689 | 396 | 213 | 80 |
56 | Hi, Sweetie. I landed the job! | 1.5388 | 0.02369 | 902 | 532 | 254 | 116 |
57 | I thought that I'd blocked the Fox News channel. | 1.5376 | 0.02540 | 891 | 557 | 189 | 145 |
58 | Oh, look, the Republican convention has started. | 1.5364 | 0.02620 | 839 | 526 | 176 | 137 |
59 | Good news! They're letting me work from home. | 1.5342 | 0.02336 | 906 | 533 | 262 | 111 |
60 | I guess those weren't normal mushrooms | 1.5274 | 0.02633 | 747 | 453 | 194 | 100 |
61 | Don’t mind us. We’re just running away to join a home. | 1.5263 | 0.02610 | 857 | 549 | 165 | 143 |
62 | Boy Amazon really appreciates it when you renew your Prime Membership | 1.5241 | 0.02543 | 727 | 426 | 221 | 80 |
63 | You asked what job I could get with my Liberal Arts degree. | 1.5196 | 0.02724 | 741 | 467 | 163 | 111 |
64 | You clicked ‘Accept All’. | 1.5191 | 0.02667 | 732 | 451 | 182 | 99 |
65 | My work from home request was approved. | 1.5168 | 0.02453 | 776 | 459 | 233 | 84 |
66 | I said, send in the clowns. | 1.5148 | 0.02681 | 643 | 380 | 195 | 68 |
67 | Damn that auto correct. I asked for Circuits. | 1.5146 | 0.02703 | 717 | 446 | 173 | 98 |
68 | The ring master said I could work form home today. | 1.5128 | 0.02709 | 665 | 403 | 183 | 79 |
69 | Honey, I get to work from home now too! | 1.5113 | 0.02625 | 708 | 430 | 194 | 84 |
70 | Looks like there’s another Trump rally in town. | 1.5112 | 0.02836 | 671 | 425 | 149 | 97 |
71 | I leaving you, Henry. I've found my calling. | 1.5111 | 0.02767 | 630 | 381 | 176 | 73 |
72 | You need to get your act together. | 1.5105 | 0.02642 | 668 | 399 | 197 | 72 |
73 | You said you wanted more excitement in the bedroom. | 1.5066 | 0.02697 | 683 | 421 | 178 | 84 |
74 | We decided to run off and join you. | 1.5059 | 0.02858 | 595 | 364 | 161 | 70 |
75 | These delivery apps are really getting competitive. | 1.5052 | 0.02630 | 675 | 407 | 195 | 73 |
76 | Sorry to bother you but can we use your bathroom? | 1.5046 | 0.02686 | 656 | 398 | 185 | 73 |
77 | Eureka! I've found a way to get your attention. | 1.5044 | 0.03009 | 571 | 359 | 136 | 76 |
78 | Feeling a little bored, Ray went ahead and hit “download all.” | 1.5040 | 0.02822 | 619 | 382 | 162 | 75 |
79 | Can I keep them, please, can I? They followed me home. | 1.5040 | 0.02990 | 506 | 302 | 153 | 51 |
80 | Dad, can we keep them? I promise to take them marching everyday! | 1.5029 | 0.03041 | 515 | 314 | 143 | 58 |
81 | I told you last week I'd be working from home today. | 1.5023 | 0.02738 | 653 | 403 | 172 | 78 |
82 | I don’t think she’d have wanted it to be a sad occasion. | 1.5020 | 0.02960 | 510 | 304 | 156 | 50 |
83 | If you really want to get rid of us, I recommend you go for the juggler! | 1.5009 | 0.03014 | 557 | 349 | 137 | 71 |
84 | Trump is wearing an orange jump suit. Pass it on. | 1.5000 | 0.03060 | 556 | 353 | 128 | 75 |
85 | Hi, we just moved into the apartment upstairs! | 1.4968 | 0.02764 | 634 | 393 | 167 | 74 |
86 | Hi! This from your Amazon fulfillment center. "76 Trombones" is out of stock but you may be interested in this item. | 1.4958 | 0.02805 | 599 | 368 | 165 | 66 |
87 | Don't bother; we're here. | 1.4943 | 0.03089 | 526 | 332 | 128 | 66 |
88 | Due to pandemic restrictions, the circus was forced to start making house calls. | 1.4925 | 0.02871 | 597 | 375 | 150 | 72 |
89 | Congratulations for winning the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest | 1.4922 | 0.03067 | 579 | 379 | 115 | 85 |
90 | The midterm election is upon us! | 1.4915 | 0.02836 | 590 | 366 | 158 | 66 |
91 | You really can order anything online | 1.4908 | 0.02909 | 544 | 334 | 153 | 57 |
92 | Looks like it time for the midterm elections. | 1.4906 | 0.02735 | 640 | 399 | 168 | 73 |
93 | You really CAN get everything on Amazon. | 1.4898 | 0.02983 | 537 | 335 | 141 | 61 |
94 | When you say “circus” and Alexa is listening. | 1.4897 | 0.02807 | 629 | 398 | 154 | 77 |
95 | The Jehovah’s Witnesses got a new marketing team. | 1.4892 | 0.03138 | 507 | 322 | 122 | 63 |
96 | It turns out you don't have to run away to join the circus after all!" | 1.4885 | 0.02910 | 567 | 355 | 147 | 65 |
97 | What kind of a bear carries a purse? | 1.4884 | 0.02973 | 559 | 354 | 137 | 68 |
98 | Introducing the 118th session of Congress! | 1.4882 | 0.03092 | 551 | 358 | 117 | 76 |
99 | Remember that "Make a Wish" contest at the supermarket? | 1.4873 | 0.02767 | 589 | 361 | 169 | 59 |
100 | Alexa! I said circuit training! | 1.4865 | 0.03218 | 518 | 340 | 104 | 74 |
101 | I thought I told Trump’s lawyers they couldn’t meet here | 1.4864 | 0.02892 | 625 | 406 | 134 | 85 |
102 | Good news, hon. The boss is letting us work from home today! | 1.4855 | 0.03080 | 517 | 328 | 127 | 62 |
103 | Mrs. Barnum immediately regretted P.T's decision to work at home. | 1.4853 | 0.03091 | 546 | 355 | 117 | 74 |
104 | I need to log off. Suddenly it’s become a real circus here. | 1.4844 | 0.03102 | 481 | 299 | 131 | 51 |
105 | Hi Dad, college didn't work out very well. | 1.4837 | 0.03051 | 521 | 330 | 130 | 61 |
106 | You emptied the dishwasher. | 1.4832 | 0.03140 | 476 | 298 | 126 | 52 |
107 | Honey I thought we agreed you would stop bringing work home | 1.4831 | 0.02960 | 534 | 334 | 142 | 58 |
108 | Dave was caught by surprise by Julia's mid-life crisis, but Boots the cat had seen it coming for some time. | 1.4828 | 0.03169 | 495 | 317 | 117 | 61 |
109 | You can't just come parading in here! | 1.4803 | 0.03045 | 508 | 320 | 132 | 56 |
110 | Can I run something by you? | 1.4796 | 0.02943 | 538 | 338 | 142 | 58 |
111 | Honey, I asked you not to bring work home. | 1.4785 | 0.03090 | 512 | 328 | 123 | 61 |
112 | I said, "Alexa, PLAY 'Send in the Clowns."' | 1.4784 | 0.03233 | 510 | 338 | 100 | 72 |
113 | We heard you put the toilet seat down. | 1.4767 | 0.03186 | 430 | 265 | 125 | 40 |
114 | I couldn't beat 'em, so I joined 'em. | 1.4765 | 0.03170 | 533 | 355 | 102 | 76 |
115 | Harry realizes he accidentally ordered an Internet Circus Provider | 1.4765 | 0.03196 | 510 | 336 | 105 | 69 |
116 | Ladies and gentlemen …. Let me introduce your Republican Party. | 1.4761 | 0.03304 | 481 | 318 | 97 | 66 |
117 | Hooray! You've successfully canceled an online subscription! | 1.4753 | 0.03162 | 507 | 331 | 111 | 65 |
118 | I said, "Bring in the clowns, not the whole circus." | 1.4751 | 0.03130 | 503 | 325 | 117 | 61 |
119 | The concierge said you wanted to order room circus | 1.4738 | 0.03257 | 477 | 312 | 104 | 61 |
120 | Is there someone named "Whiskers" here who has a birthday? | 1.4721 | 0.03202 | 466 | 299 | 114 | 53 |
121 | I googled “ Who is on Trump’s current legal team?” I wasn’t expecting you to show up in person! | 1.4710 | 0.03357 | 448 | 294 | 97 | 57 |
122 | I got the job, honey, but I'm going to be traveling a lot. | 1.4700 | 0.03247 | 434 | 275 | 114 | 45 |
123 | You did sign up for streaming entertainment. | 1.4697 | 0.03030 | 511 | 327 | 128 | 56 |
124 | Trump must have decided to run. | 1.4671 | 0.03224 | 486 | 321 | 103 | 62 |
125 | Fox News Live! Now on Oculus! | 1.4660 | 0.03384 | 427 | 279 | 97 | 51 |
126 | For putting the toilet seat back down. | 1.4660 | 0.03353 | 397 | 251 | 107 | 39 |
127 | You haven't won anything. We just need to use your bathroom. | 1.4638 | 0.03122 | 470 | 301 | 120 | 49 |
128 | I wanted you to know before things got too serious. | 1.4633 | 0.03166 | 449 | 286 | 118 | 45 |
129 | When “one-click” online purchases go awry | 1.4627 | 0.03051 | 482 | 307 | 127 | 48 |
130 | So, tell me again about your dysfunctional family. | 1.4621 | 0.03401 | 383 | 243 | 103 | 37 |
131 | What do you mean, 'what's going on?' This is life passing you by! | 1.4619 | 0.03289 | 420 | 269 | 108 | 43 |
132 | I cirque from home twice a week now. | 1.4618 | 0.03448 | 353 | 220 | 103 | 30 |
133 | We ran away to join YOU. | 1.4609 | 0.03112 | 447 | 282 | 124 | 41 |
134 | Ah, I see Trump's legal team have arrived. | 1.4602 | 0.03652 | 415 | 287 | 65 | 63 |
135 | You don’t just marry your spouse. You also marry their whole family. | 1.4598 | 0.03457 | 398 | 260 | 93 | 45 |
136 | Your downstairs neighbors sent us. | 1.4573 | 0.03207 | 422 | 268 | 115 | 39 |
137 | Well duh, of course there'll be an elephant in the room. | 1.4567 | 0.03168 | 416 | 261 | 120 | 35 |
138 | Sometimes, the circus runs away to join you. | 1.4558 | 0.03133 | 419 | 262 | 123 | 34 |
139 | Why can't you bring home a dead mouse like other cats? | 1.4557 | 0.03602 | 395 | 267 | 76 | 52 |
140 | Sorry for the intrusion, but as vestiges of the former administration's Whitehouse staff, we need a place to hideout. | 1.4543 | 0.03478 | 383 | 250 | 92 | 41 |
141 | Thank you for renewing your newspaper subscription. | 1.4534 | 0.03311 | 397 | 254 | 106 | 37 |
142 | Actually, the elephant is right outside the room! | 1.4531 | 0.03379 | 373 | 237 | 103 | 33 |
143 | Why can’t you just bring home mice, like the other cat? | 1.4499 | 0.03359 | 389 | 251 | 101 | 37 |
144 | Someone who hates you ordered a Circusgram! | 1.4494 | 0.03263 | 405 | 260 | 108 | 37 |
145 | We’re your first batch of computer dating matches! | 1.4486 | 0.03418 | 370 | 238 | 98 | 34 |
146 | Oh my, look what the cat dragged in. | 1.4485 | 0.03208 | 437 | 285 | 108 | 44 |
147 | Just what we need, another political circus | 1.4462 | 0.03670 | 316 | 203 | 85 | 28 |
148 | Wow, those shrooms kicked in fast! | 1.4460 | 0.03564 | 352 | 230 | 87 | 35 |
149 | You've just been admitted to MIT! | 1.4454 | 0.03687 | 339 | 224 | 79 | 36 |
150 | They just arrested Trump! | 1.4444 | 0.03680 | 396 | 277 | 62 | 57 |
151 | It was then that Herman knew the next election cycle had begun. | 1.4444 | 0.03662 | 333 | 218 | 82 | 33 |
152 | The rest of your shipment is on backorder. | 1.4439 | 0.03532 | 383 | 257 | 82 | 44 |
153 | Oh, hey. You're home early. | 1.4434 | 0.03659 | 327 | 213 | 83 | 31 |
154 | Alexa, I said play Send in the Clowns. | 1.4433 | 0.03517 | 388 | 261 | 82 | 45 |
155 | But you forgot to get bread. | 1.4427 | 0.03558 | 323 | 206 | 91 | 26 |
156 | You ordered spectacles? | 1.4417 | 0.03590 | 369 | 248 | 79 | 42 |
157 | We talked about not bringing work home! | 1.4393 | 0.03464 | 346 | 223 | 94 | 29 |
158 | It's not an insurrection, we're democrats! | 1.4381 | 0.03862 | 315 | 212 | 68 | 35 |
159 | Please rate your delivery. | 1.4380 | 0.03375 | 395 | 262 | 93 | 40 |
160 | Honey, we're home. | 1.4379 | 0.03617 | 322 | 209 | 85 | 28 |
161 | We'll be quick; our Mini-Cooper is double-parked. | 1.4375 | 0.03633 | 320 | 208 | 84 | 28 |
162 | Mistakingly, the circus came to Tom | 1.4369 | 0.03443 | 396 | 267 | 85 | 44 |
163 | Stay inside. It's a circus out there. | 1.4362 | 0.03331 | 376 | 244 | 100 | 32 |
164 | Good news they agreed I could work from home! | 1.4358 | 0.03572 | 374 | 254 | 77 | 43 |
165 | Yes, Election season is here! | 1.4344 | 0.03416 | 366 | 240 | 93 | 33 |
166 | Can we please use your bathroom? | 1.4343 | 0.04218 | 251 | 167 | 59 | 25 |
167 | I miss the pandemic. | 1.4333 | 0.03523 | 360 | 240 | 84 | 36 |
168 | The circus has joined me. | 1.4319 | 0.03241 | 345 | 216 | 109 | 20 |
169 | Did you actually READ your new rental agreement? | 1.4310 | 0.03397 | 348 | 225 | 96 | 27 |
170 | This better spice up our sex life. | 1.4303 | 0.03632 | 323 | 213 | 81 | 29 |
171 | That's right -- it's an election year! | 1.4303 | 0.03605 | 323 | 212 | 83 | 28 |
172 | Look who the cat brought in. | 1.4303 | 0.03653 | 330 | 220 | 78 | 32 |
173 | I read an article on spicing up your sex life. | 1.4303 | 0.03623 | 337 | 225 | 79 | 33 |
174 | I got the Wordle on the first try. | 1.4294 | 0.03473 | 354 | 234 | 88 | 32 |
175 | You’re ex said we could stay here. | 1.4291 | 0.03896 | 296 | 199 | 67 | 30 |
176 | Surprise! Where do you want the elephants? | 1.4291 | 0.03590 | 296 | 189 | 87 | 20 |
177 | I think I misunderstood the realtor when she told me the house was on the parade route. | 1.4290 | 0.03537 | 345 | 229 | 84 | 32 |
178 | Good news honey- I got a job! | 1.4290 | 0.03370 | 359 | 234 | 96 | 29 |
179 | When you impulsively hit the Buy Now button. | 1.4282 | 0.03458 | 369 | 247 | 86 | 36 |
180 | Best team building retreat ever! | 1.4273 | 0.03296 | 344 | 219 | 103 | 22 |
181 | And we all came in one car! | 1.4271 | 0.03904 | 295 | 199 | 66 | 30 |
182 | 2022 GOP candidates for elected office on parade. | 1.4261 | 0.03710 | 352 | 244 | 66 | 42 |
183 | My batons are up here. | 1.4261 | 0.04044 | 284 | 194 | 59 | 31 |
184 | Honey I forget to tell you, my family is stopping by. | 1.4259 | 0.03334 | 378 | 250 | 95 | 33 |
185 | You ordered 'with the works'! | 1.4259 | 0.03596 | 317 | 208 | 83 | 26 |
186 | Honey, your family is here early | 1.4244 | 0.03951 | 271 | 180 | 67 | 24 |
187 | Oh Great, here comes the 2022 mid term elections. | 1.4243 | 0.03673 | 304 | 200 | 79 | 25 |
188 | If it even takes your mind off Trump for 30 seconds, then it's worth it. | 1.4241 | 0.03628 | 323 | 215 | 79 | 29 |
189 | Where’s the elephant? | 1.4236 | 0.03783 | 288 | 190 | 74 | 24 |
190 | Subtlety doesn't exactly run in the family, does it? | 1.4228 | 0.03485 | 324 | 211 | 89 | 24 |
191 | Oh no Alexa. I said order a little Caesars! | 1.4227 | 0.03649 | 317 | 211 | 78 | 28 |
192 | Actually,this IS your circus and these ARE your clowns | 1.4224 | 0.03791 | 322 | 221 | 66 | 35 |
193 | Your meds are kicking in! | 1.4223 | 0.03950 | 296 | 203 | 61 | 32 |
194 | Ah! Congress is back in session this week | 1.4222 | 0.03853 | 315 | 217 | 63 | 35 |
195 | The primaries are over, guess what comes next... | 1.4218 | 0.03479 | 339 | 224 | 87 | 28 |
196 | Magic Mushrooms are a great antidepressant, but there are side effects | 1.4216 | 0.03572 | 370 | 256 | 72 | 42 |
197 | Ask me if I got the job. | 1.4215 | 0.03503 | 325 | 213 | 87 | 25 |
198 | Yes, we held the Senate. | 1.4207 | 0.03494 | 347 | 232 | 84 | 31 |
199 | Wow, Trump’s whole staff is here! | 1.4203 | 0.04045 | 295 | 206 | 54 | 35 |
200 | I don't think I used the app correctly. | 1.4201 | 0.03434 | 338 | 222 | 90 | 26 |
201 | When did they add more justices? | 1.4200 | 0.03744 | 350 | 246 | 61 | 43 |
202 | We're here to limit your screen time. | 1.4198 | 0.03399 | 324 | 209 | 94 | 21 |
203 | Never say "send in the clowns" three times | 1.4194 | 0.03512 | 341 | 228 | 83 | 30 |
204 | When Bob learned what happens when you press Alt C. | 1.4188 | 0.03722 | 308 | 207 | 73 | 28 |
205 | I stole the show! | 1.4183 | 0.04131 | 251 | 169 | 59 | 23 |
206 | Wow, you really can get anything delivered these days. | 1.4182 | 0.03871 | 275 | 183 | 69 | 23 |
207 | Harry finally got proof, his life really is a three-ring circus. | 1.4177 | 0.03610 | 328 | 221 | 77 | 30 |
208 | You wouldn't take me anywhere so I decided to make my own fun. | 1.4169 | 0.03628 | 319 | 214 | 77 | 28 |
209 | Oh, the presidential campaign is starting | 1.4162 | 0.03460 | 334 | 221 | 87 | 26 |
210 | We decided to run away and join you! | 1.4161 | 0.03577 | 322 | 215 | 80 | 27 |
211 | Gosh, real life IS better than the internet. | 1.4152 | 0.03428 | 342 | 227 | 88 | 27 |
212 | We decided to have the faculty meeting in your home. | 1.4142 | 0.03624 | 309 | 206 | 78 | 25 |
213 | I did run away. But now I'm back. | 1.4137 | 0.03804 | 278 | 185 | 71 | 22 |
214 | Good news—the ringmaster approved my request to work from home. | 1.4130 | 0.04057 | 276 | 191 | 56 | 29 |
215 | Where’s the elephant the room? | 1.4124 | 0.03807 | 274 | 182 | 71 | 21 |
216 | Gee, I must've won the New Yorker's caption contest. | 1.4121 | 0.03838 | 313 | 218 | 61 | 34 |
217 | I bet you'll read the iTunes user agreement now! | 1.4111 | 0.03910 | 287 | 197 | 62 | 28 |
218 | We’re a tough act to follow. Just ask your house cleaners. | 1.4103 | 0.03505 | 351 | 240 | 78 | 33 |
219 | You left the door open again, didn't you? | 1.4101 | 0.03590 | 278 | 180 | 82 | 16 |
220 | We're the Former President's new legal team- as seen on TV. | 1.4098 | 0.03855 | 305 | 212 | 61 | 32 |
221 | Congress on break | 1.4094 | 0.03804 | 298 | 204 | 66 | 28 |
222 | Your husband would like us to let you know that he has done the dishes. | 1.4091 | 0.04072 | 286 | 202 | 51 | 33 |
223 | I'm leaving you. | 1.4079 | 0.03528 | 331 | 224 | 79 | 28 |
224 | Mind if we play through? | 1.4066 | 0.03916 | 273 | 186 | 63 | 24 |
225 | The divorce is final! | 1.4062 | 0.03848 | 320 | 227 | 56 | 37 |
226 | Look dear, the local Republican Party Committee followed me home! | 1.4060 | 0.04004 | 298 | 212 | 51 | 35 |
227 | My lows are really low, but my highs are incredible. | 1.4056 | 0.03846 | 323 | 230 | 55 | 38 |
228 | Welcome to your midlife halftime show. | 1.4051 | 0.04039 | 274 | 191 | 55 | 28 |
229 | Oh, is it time for an election already? | 1.4033 | 0.03661 | 300 | 203 | 73 | 24 |
230 | Congratulations! You're Introvert of the Year!" | 1.4029 | 0.03947 | 273 | 188 | 60 | 25 |
231 | Election season already? | 1.4026 | 0.04151 | 231 | 156 | 57 | 18 |
232 | Trump is back in town. | 1.4018 | 0.04471 | 224 | 157 | 44 | 23 |
233 | I heard if you’re attacked by a circus you should go for the juggler. | 1.4016 | 0.04304 | 254 | 181 | 44 | 29 |
234 | So Congress is back in session? | 1.4014 | 0.03924 | 294 | 207 | 56 | 31 |
235 | When you marry someone,you marry their family. | 1.4008 | 0.04163 | 237 | 162 | 55 | 20 |
236 | Hold it, you're in the wrong cartoon, | 1.4008 | 0.03932 | 257 | 174 | 63 | 20 |
237 | Thanks, but you want the apartment next door. | 1.4007 | 0.03653 | 282 | 188 | 75 | 19 |
238 | Your wife sent us - the bear has the divorce papers. | 1.4007 | 0.03894 | 297 | 209 | 57 | 31 |
239 | Didn't I opt out? | 1.4000 | 0.03964 | 235 | 156 | 64 | 15 |
240 | 6th birthday, remember? You blew out ALL the candles. So here we are! | 1.4000 | 0.04161 | 230 | 156 | 56 | 18 |
241 | You finally looked up from your computer! | 1.3986 | 0.03846 | 286 | 198 | 62 | 26 |
242 | Can we borrow your clown car? | 1.3985 | 0.03837 | 266 | 180 | 66 | 20 |
243 | I told you we’d get him to look away from his laptop. | 1.3983 | 0.04173 | 236 | 162 | 54 | 20 |
244 | The US political system is here! | 1.3981 | 0.03705 | 324 | 228 | 63 | 33 |
245 | I placed an order at CIRCUITCity, not ... | 1.3980 | 0.03740 | 304 | 211 | 65 | 28 |
246 | You're not bothering us. Just keep working. | 1.3979 | 0.03700 | 284 | 192 | 71 | 21 |
247 | The circus ran away and joined me! | 1.3977 | 0.03781 | 264 | 177 | 69 | 18 |
248 | If this is a bad time, we can come back later. | 1.3977 | 0.03908 | 259 | 176 | 63 | 20 |
249 | I thought I called room SERVICE! | 1.3972 | 0.03738 | 287 | 196 | 68 | 23 |
250 | Damn auto-correct. I thought I was ordering a streaming SERVICE! | 1.3972 | 0.03980 | 282 | 199 | 54 | 29 |
251 | Sorry we came in without Ringling. | 1.3967 | 0.03730 | 305 | 212 | 65 | 28 |
252 | This is the last time I AirBNB my apartment during the GOP convention… | 1.3965 | 0.03980 | 285 | 202 | 53 | 30 |
253 | This is crazy! Why would a bear carry a purse? | 1.3964 | 0.03517 | 338 | 234 | 74 | 30 |
254 | Where's the clown? Mara Lago, Bedminster, Manhattan, jail? | 1.3962 | 0.04190 | 260 | 185 | 47 | 28 |
255 | A bear with a pocketbook. Now that’s something you don’t see everyday. | 1.3962 | 0.03896 | 260 | 177 | 63 | 20 |
256 | You’d better have a warrant! | 1.3957 | 0.04226 | 235 | 163 | 51 | 21 |
257 | The boss said I could work from home. | 1.3954 | 0.03325 | 306 | 200 | 91 | 15 |
258 | I got your mother to the airport. | 1.3953 | 0.04104 | 258 | 181 | 52 | 25 |
259 | And you said I'd never wear this outfit. | 1.3953 | 0.04154 | 215 | 144 | 57 | 14 |
260 | Mind if we use your bathroom? | 1.3952 | 0.04185 | 248 | 174 | 50 | 24 |
261 | Reminder that your colonoscopy is scheduled for 8 am tomorrow! | 1.3950 | 0.03969 | 238 | 160 | 62 | 16 |
262 | See, honey, not all my friends are clowns. | 1.3947 | 0.03649 | 304 | 209 | 70 | 25 |
263 | Midterm elections already? | 1.3945 | 0.03858 | 256 | 173 | 65 | 18 |
264 | Let's get this show on the road. | 1.3945 | 0.04051 | 256 | 178 | 55 | 23 |
265 | Wrong apartment. Judy Collins lives next door. | 1.3943 | 0.04007 | 246 | 168 | 59 | 19 |
266 | Is that a turtle with a party hat on?!?! | 1.3942 | 0.04302 | 208 | 141 | 52 | 15 |
267 | Just say hello. I'll explain later. | 1.3942 | 0.03682 | 274 | 184 | 72 | 18 |
268 | You remembered to put the seat back down! | 1.3939 | 0.03647 | 297 | 203 | 71 | 23 |
269 | And for $9.99 a month, the circus will come to you with Circus+ | 1.3934 | 0.03844 | 272 | 187 | 63 | 22 |
270 | Dave, your mom called. She's not coming for Thanksgiving. OR Christmas! | 1.3934 | 0.04565 | 211 | 149 | 41 | 21 |
271 | Don't mind us. We're just on our way to the RNC rehearsal. | 1.3931 | 0.04128 | 262 | 186 | 49 | 27 |
272 | May I have your attention please! | 1.3930 | 0.03963 | 257 | 177 | 59 | 21 |
273 | Bobby from Canada watching the American news. | 1.3926 | 0.04257 | 242 | 171 | 47 | 24 |
274 | Most cats just drag home mice. | 1.3923 | 0.03736 | 260 | 174 | 70 | 16 |
275 | We decided to run away from home and join you! | 1.3915 | 0.03687 | 281 | 191 | 70 | 20 |
276 | Your cable service sent us; we'll stay until service is restored. | 1.3914 | 0.03586 | 304 | 208 | 73 | 23 |
277 | Could’ve sworn I clicked on circuit transformers. | 1.3913 | 0.04121 | 253 | 178 | 51 | 24 |
278 | Don't worry, they all tested negative. | 1.3909 | 0.04162 | 243 | 170 | 51 | 22 |
279 | You ordered the pizza with everything? | 1.3906 | 0.03893 | 256 | 175 | 62 | 19 |
280 | You ordered pizzazz? | 1.3906 | 0.04085 | 256 | 180 | 52 | 24 |
281 | Did you forget that I'm working remotely today? | 1.3898 | 0.03564 | 295 | 200 | 75 | 20 |
282 | It was raining on our parade. | 1.3898 | 0.03792 | 254 | 171 | 67 | 16 |
283 | Don't worry, we stopped for dinner on the way. | 1.3896 | 0.03951 | 231 | 155 | 62 | 14 |
284 | Surprise, I sold the house to Barnum & Bailey! | 1.3894 | 0.04186 | 208 | 140 | 55 | 13 |
285 | We’re working on Trump’s next legal defense. | 1.3893 | 0.04124 | 262 | 187 | 48 | 27 |
286 | NOW have I got your attention? | 1.3891 | 0.03951 | 239 | 162 | 61 | 16 |
287 | well look what the cat dragged in | 1.3891 | 0.04210 | 239 | 168 | 49 | 22 |
288 | You should open that window. The human cannonball will be joining us in a minute. | 1.3887 | 0.04111 | 247 | 173 | 52 | 22 |
289 | But where are the clowns, there ought to be clowns. | 1.3884 | 0.04450 | 242 | 177 | 36 | 29 |
290 | Looks like Congress is back from the August break! | 1.3880 | 0.03955 | 250 | 172 | 59 | 19 |
291 | Here’s the pizzazz you ordered. | 1.3879 | 0.03818 | 281 | 196 | 61 | 24 |
292 | Congress has adjourned | 1.3879 | 0.04561 | 214 | 153 | 39 | 22 |
293 | I get to work from home now! | 1.3878 | 0.03926 | 245 | 167 | 61 | 17 |
294 | Sorry, wrong cartoon. We were looking for Family Circus. | 1.3872 | 0.04173 | 235 | 164 | 51 | 20 |
295 | So the circus is also working from home | 1.3870 | 0.04097 | 261 | 186 | 49 | 26 |
296 | Since you didn’t run away to join the circus, the circus came to join you! | 1.3868 | 0.03816 | 243 | 163 | 66 | 14 |
297 | You took out the garbage! | 1.3864 | 0.03652 | 264 | 177 | 72 | 15 |
298 | Relax, we don't have elephants anymore. | 1.3863 | 0.03924 | 233 | 157 | 62 | 14 |
299 | Wrong apartment. The Ringlings are upstairs. | 1.3862 | 0.03602 | 290 | 198 | 72 | 20 |
300 | They followed me home. | 1.3858 | 0.03620 | 254 | 168 | 74 | 12 |
301 | You said you wanted to meet my family | 1.3857 | 0.03929 | 210 | 138 | 63 | 9 |
302 | Alexa, I said streaming service not circus | 1.3855 | 0.04162 | 249 | 177 | 48 | 24 |
303 | Nothing definite, but you MAY be a winner. | 1.3855 | 0.03875 | 275 | 193 | 58 | 24 |
304 | I did not have to run away to join after all. | 1.3853 | 0.04103 | 218 | 148 | 56 | 14 |
305 | This is your brain on politics | 1.3853 | 0.04154 | 218 | 149 | 54 | 15 |
306 | This could have been an email | 1.3853 | 0.04040 | 231 | 158 | 57 | 16 |
307 | These pop-up ads are getting worse and worse. | 1.3853 | 0.03993 | 231 | 157 | 59 | 15 |
308 | Harold, I am DONE WITH COVID! | 1.3853 | 0.04266 | 231 | 163 | 47 | 21 |
309 | Where are the clowns? Send in the clowns. | 1.3852 | 0.03891 | 244 | 166 | 62 | 16 |
310 | On your left. | 1.3850 | 0.04101 | 226 | 155 | 55 | 16 |
311 | Why didn't you tell me we were hosting a Trump rally? | 1.3846 | 0.03996 | 260 | 183 | 54 | 23 |
312 | I've decided to work remotely. | 1.3843 | 0.03912 | 242 | 165 | 61 | 16 |
313 | Welcome to the new GOP! | 1.3841 | 0.03685 | 302 | 212 | 64 | 26 |
314 | Your mom sent us to get you off your computer. | 1.3840 | 0.03826 | 250 | 170 | 64 | 16 |
315 | Is this a bad time? | 1.3839 | 0.04173 | 224 | 155 | 52 | 17 |
316 | It’s always something! | 1.3837 | 0.03745 | 258 | 175 | 67 | 16 |
317 | ohhh, the GOP candidate parade!! | 1.3834 | 0.04863 | 193 | 140 | 32 | 21 |
318 | Could we borrow your tiny lion? | 1.3833 | 0.03977 | 240 | 165 | 58 | 17 |
319 | We’ll, one thing just led to another. | 1.3831 | 0.03971 | 248 | 172 | 57 | 19 |
320 | Attendees for the next MAGA rally make their way into the arena | 1.3829 | 0.03969 | 269 | 191 | 53 | 25 |
321 | I don't remember inviting congress over. | 1.3827 | 0.03919 | 277 | 197 | 54 | 26 |
322 | The in-laws are back. | 1.3826 | 0.03608 | 264 | 177 | 73 | 14 |
323 | Couldn't resist opening that suspicious email, could you? | 1.3821 | 0.04034 | 246 | 172 | 54 | 20 |
324 | I got the job! | 1.3814 | 0.03865 | 215 | 142 | 64 | 9 |
325 | Your cat booked us. | 1.3813 | 0.03712 | 257 | 174 | 68 | 15 |
326 | Hope this is the right house...... | 1.3812 | 0.04035 | 223 | 152 | 57 | 14 |
327 | We noticed you haven't been out for awhile, so we thought we'd drop by. | 1.3811 | 0.03799 | 244 | 165 | 65 | 14 |
328 | You should have read the agreement before hitting send. | 1.3803 | 0.04044 | 234 | 162 | 55 | 17 |
329 | And you must be the birthday boy! | 1.3802 | 0.04036 | 242 | 169 | 54 | 19 |
330 | Paul, wonders if he mistakenly took his teen son's drugs. | 1.3797 | 0.03778 | 237 | 159 | 66 | 12 |
331 | ”Thanks for calling Room Circus. | 1.3796 | 0.04707 | 216 | 160 | 30 | 26 |
332 | You told me to find a hobby | 1.3796 | 0.04121 | 216 | 148 | 54 | 14 |
333 | Thank you SO much for your order. | 1.3796 | 0.04001 | 245 | 171 | 55 | 19 |
334 | You elected a clown. What did you expect? | 1.3795 | 0.04401 | 224 | 161 | 41 | 22 |
335 | I think I subscribed to the wrong Showtime | 1.3794 | 0.04031 | 253 | 179 | 52 | 22 |
336 | We’ve run away to join you! | 1.3790 | 0.03841 | 248 | 170 | 62 | 16 |
337 | Oh, you're home early. | 1.3790 | 0.04282 | 219 | 154 | 47 | 18 |
338 | Didn't I tell you? Now I'm working from home. | 1.3789 | 0.03879 | 256 | 178 | 59 | 19 |
339 | Alexa, play “Send in the Clowns” | 1.3787 | 0.04163 | 235 | 166 | 49 | 20 |
340 | Congrats! You've been served. | 1.3780 | 0.04267 | 209 | 145 | 49 | 15 |
341 | Dad, they followed me home. Can I keep them? | 1.3779 | 0.03947 | 217 | 146 | 60 | 11 |
342 | You said I could invite in a few friends. | 1.3778 | 0.03663 | 270 | 185 | 68 | 17 |
343 | We fit in one car. | 1.3778 | 0.03738 | 270 | 187 | 64 | 19 |
344 | Geez, I ordered a pizza, not Fox News! | 1.3776 | 0.04045 | 241 | 169 | 53 | 19 |
345 | Do you think the hat’s too much? | 1.3776 | 0.04157 | 196 | 132 | 54 | 10 |
346 | You know the world is upside down when the circus runs away to join you ... | 1.3773 | 0.04314 | 220 | 156 | 45 | 19 |
347 | Just don’t talk about the elephant. | 1.3772 | 0.04206 | 228 | 161 | 48 | 19 |
348 | Oh great, the in-laws are back in town! | 1.3772 | 0.04113 | 228 | 159 | 52 | 17 |
349 | Did 76 trombones happen to come through here? | 1.3770 | 0.04000 | 252 | 178 | 53 | 21 |
350 | Guess what was half off at Macy's? | 1.3768 | 0.04239 | 207 | 143 | 50 | 14 |
351 | I know! You hate it when I bring work home… | 1.3766 | 0.03891 | 239 | 164 | 60 | 15 |
352 | The student loan for my MFA in Circus Studies has been forgiven! | 1.3765 | 0.03891 | 247 | 171 | 59 | 17 |
353 | I guess you really can order anything on the internet these days. | 1.3765 | 0.03641 | 255 | 172 | 70 | 13 |
354 | Something tells me I forgot to take my medication. | 1.3764 | 0.03799 | 271 | 190 | 60 | 21 |
355 | The sword swallower and fire juggler send their regrets. | 1.3763 | 0.04627 | 186 | 131 | 40 | 15 |
356 | Sorry - the elephants are still using the bathroom. | 1.3762 | 0.04708 | 210 | 155 | 31 | 24 |
357 | You said you wanted the whole shebang. | 1.3760 | 0.03902 | 242 | 167 | 59 | 16 |
358 | Look what the cat dragged in. | 1.3756 | 0.04442 | 197 | 138 | 44 | 15 |
359 | Congratulations! YOU are our 100th customer today! | 1.3756 | 0.04321 | 205 | 143 | 47 | 15 |
360 | We're here to run away with YOU! | 1.3755 | 0.03772 | 237 | 160 | 65 | 12 |
361 | Ta Rah Rah Boom Dee Ay, Trump’s gone to jail today!” | 1.3755 | 0.04156 | 261 | 191 | 42 | 28 |
362 | You seemed depressed. | 1.3750 | 0.04279 | 200 | 138 | 49 | 13 |
363 | They're indicting him? | 1.3750 | 0.04269 | 216 | 152 | 47 | 17 |
364 | Better grab a snow shovel,the elephants will be here any second. | 1.3750 | 0.03996 | 208 | 140 | 58 | 10 |
365 | Looks like all the Covid restrictions have finally been lifted. | 1.3750 | 0.04064 | 224 | 155 | 54 | 15 |
366 | I think I right clicked when I should have left clicked... | 1.3750 | 0.04037 | 200 | 134 | 57 | 9 |
367 | We're both going to work from home now. | 1.3750 | 0.03793 | 264 | 184 | 61 | 19 |
368 | The extroverts are here | 1.3750 | 0.04209 | 224 | 158 | 48 | 18 |
369 | Welcome to Cirque le Foyer… | 1.3745 | 0.03800 | 267 | 187 | 60 | 20 |
370 | Just when Jeremy thought he’d cleared his mind of all the demons, his circus of emotions decided to barge in. | 1.3745 | 0.03804 | 251 | 173 | 62 | 16 |
371 | I guess the Midterm Election Campaign Season is at hand. | 1.3745 | 0.03886 | 235 | 161 | 60 | 14 |
372 | You did say "There ought to be clowns, send in the clowns" | 1.3740 | 0.03773 | 254 | 175 | 63 | 16 |
373 | This is what Google says you want based on your browsing history. | 1.3739 | 0.04037 | 222 | 153 | 55 | 14 |
374 | I need to stop drinking when I’m on line shopping” | 1.3737 | 0.04367 | 190 | 131 | 47 | 12 |
375 | Your deposit is going to run away with us. | 1.3735 | 0.03948 | 249 | 175 | 55 | 19 |
376 | You ordered the Everything pizza? | 1.3733 | 0.04287 | 225 | 161 | 44 | 20 |
377 | Nothing. What's new with YOU?! | 1.3733 | 0.04194 | 225 | 159 | 48 | 18 |
378 | You wouldn't run away with us, so we came to you! | 1.3733 | 0.04098 | 225 | 157 | 52 | 16 |
379 | Be careful what you wish for. | 1.3730 | 0.03707 | 252 | 172 | 66 | 14 |
380 | Wow, DoorDash really stepped it up this time. | 1.3727 | 0.04308 | 220 | 157 | 44 | 19 |
381 | Hi Honey. Ask me about my day. | 1.3722 | 0.04596 | 180 | 126 | 41 | 13 |
382 | And YOU thought all I could bring in was a dead mouse. | 1.3722 | 0.04528 | 180 | 125 | 43 | 12 |
383 | The settlement's final. I get the house, you get the tent. | 1.3722 | 0.04245 | 180 | 121 | 51 | 8 |
384 | When you said you family was a circus, I thought you were being metaphorical. | 1.3719 | 0.03982 | 199 | 133 | 58 | 8 |
385 | Well, your door mat DID say ‘welcome’… | 1.3718 | 0.03987 | 234 | 163 | 55 | 16 |
386 | We decided it's time for an intervention. | 1.3717 | 0.03665 | 269 | 186 | 66 | 17 |
387 | We’re part of your streaming package. | 1.3717 | 0.03777 | 269 | 189 | 60 | 20 |
388 | I think you have the wrong address. This is 3 Ring circle. | 1.3714 | 0.04401 | 210 | 150 | 42 | 18 |
389 | The tiny car outside should have been a clue. | 1.3713 | 0.04186 | 202 | 139 | 51 | 12 |
390 | And just like that, Gary realized his life was, in fact, a circus. | 1.3712 | 0.04276 | 229 | 165 | 43 | 21 |
391 | You told me to get a hobby! | 1.3711 | 0.04484 | 194 | 137 | 42 | 15 |
392 | Congratulations! The Republican National Convention is being held in your apartment this year. | 1.3707 | 0.04423 | 205 | 146 | 42 | 17 |
393 | Shoot, the AA meeting already? | 1.3706 | 0.04435 | 197 | 139 | 43 | 15 |
394 | Oh, it’s election season already? | 1.3705 | 0.04297 | 224 | 161 | 43 | 20 |
395 | The divorce was granted! | 1.3705 | 0.04203 | 224 | 159 | 47 | 18 |
396 | You only took one Uber! | 1.3704 | 0.04247 | 189 | 129 | 50 | 10 |
397 | I'm working from home today | 1.3702 | 0.03785 | 235 | 160 | 63 | 12 |
398 | Alexa,find circus near me | 1.3700 | 0.04272 | 200 | 139 | 48 | 13 |
399 | Congress coming back from Labor Day vacation !! | 1.3699 | 0.04120 | 219 | 153 | 51 | 15 |
400 | Hi honey, the ring master said I can work from home! | 1.3698 | 0.03925 | 265 | 190 | 52 | 23 |
401 | Well, at least there’s no elephant in the room this time. | 1.3697 | 0.04173 | 211 | 147 | 50 | 14 |
402 | Great! Now I don't have to run off and join them | 1.3696 | 0.04523 | 184 | 129 | 42 | 13 |
403 | After six months of solitude and reading on Saturday nights, Bob’s friends stage an intervention. | 1.3690 | 0.04341 | 187 | 129 | 47 | 11 |
404 | We have a circus warrant. | 1.3689 | 0.03826 | 244 | 169 | 60 | 15 |
405 | I'm not really into quiet quitting. | 1.3687 | 0.04743 | 179 | 128 | 36 | 15 |
406 | I don't care if you did get Wordle in 2! | 1.3684 | 0.04229 | 190 | 130 | 50 | 10 |
407 | Hi honey, I had to bring some work home. | 1.3684 | 0.03808 | 228 | 155 | 62 | 11 |
408 | OMG! The House is back in session. | 1.3684 | 0.04005 | 247 | 176 | 51 | 20 |
409 | Your boss sent us in lieu of your 401k. | 1.3684 | 0.04101 | 228 | 161 | 50 | 17 |
410 | Thanks for leaving the door open to your imagination! | 1.3684 | 0.04459 | 171 | 117 | 45 | 9 |
411 | The circus followed me home. Can we keep it? | 1.3682 | 0.03897 | 220 | 150 | 59 | 11 |
412 | Guess what I joined today | 1.3678 | 0.03852 | 261 | 185 | 56 | 20 |
413 | Oh, I guess it’s time for the evening news. | 1.3677 | 0.04066 | 223 | 156 | 52 | 15 |
414 | Honey, your family's here. | 1.3670 | 0.04129 | 218 | 153 | 50 | 15 |
415 | Honey, I’m home! | 1.3670 | 0.04280 | 218 | 156 | 44 | 18 |
416 | Sure, come on in but can you get the dog in the tutu to take off her boots? | 1.3667 | 0.04182 | 210 | 147 | 49 | 14 |
417 | Let's keep it light. I want a divorce. | 1.3667 | 0.04072 | 210 | 145 | 53 | 12 |
418 | Introvert Nightmares | 1.3667 | 0.04786 | 180 | 130 | 34 | 16 |
419 | Honey, my new job requires me to work from home. | 1.3664 | 0.04185 | 232 | 167 | 45 | 20 |
420 | Dad’s home. | 1.3663 | 0.04237 | 202 | 141 | 48 | 13 |
421 | Oh great, there goes my nap! | 1.3663 | 0.04438 | 172 | 118 | 45 | 9 |
422 | Tired of the Internet yet? | 1.3661 | 0.04100 | 224 | 158 | 50 | 16 |
423 | I was going to run away TO the circus! | 1.3660 | 0.03921 | 235 | 164 | 56 | 15 |
424 | I know we just left … but Cecil the Bear forgot his phone charger. | 1.3659 | 0.04362 | 205 | 146 | 43 | 16 |
425 | Well, you shouldn't have complained that he never drags in anything interesting. | 1.3657 | 0.04256 | 216 | 154 | 45 | 17 |
426 | Try to look surprised. | 1.3657 | 0.04205 | 216 | 153 | 47 | 16 |
427 | I've decided to divorce you and marry a real clown. | 1.3655 | 0.03977 | 238 | 168 | 53 | 17 |
428 | You should see the car they came in. | 1.3655 | 0.03977 | 238 | 168 | 53 | 17 |
429 | I couldn't stand the quiet after the kids went to camp. | 1.3655 | 0.03932 | 197 | 132 | 58 | 7 |
430 | Looks like Congress is on a break ... again. | 1.3651 | 0.04113 | 241 | 174 | 46 | 21 |
431 | Remember when I said some friends from work were coming over for dinner? | 1.3651 | 0.04071 | 241 | 173 | 48 | 20 |
432 | Quarantine is over. | 1.3650 | 0.04380 | 200 | 142 | 43 | 15 |
433 | Could we use your phone? Our car broke down. | 1.3649 | 0.04124 | 222 | 157 | 49 | 16 |
434 | Thank you for signing up for our new streaming entertainment service. | 1.3636 | 0.03890 | 220 | 151 | 58 | 11 |
435 | Elect a clown. Expect a circus.. | 1.3636 | 0.04291 | 198 | 139 | 46 | 13 |
436 | We’re the attachment to unsolicited email. | 1.3636 | 0.04265 | 187 | 129 | 48 | 10 |
437 | You never pay attention to me | 1.3636 | 0.04292 | 176 | 120 | 48 | 8 |
438 | I said Feline not Fellini! | 1.3636 | 0.04609 | 209 | 155 | 32 | 22 |
439 | You should have read the fine print when you installed Ring. | 1.3632 | 0.04362 | 201 | 143 | 43 | 15 |
440 | Seriously, mom, I was about to call you back. | 1.3632 | 0.04305 | 201 | 142 | 45 | 14 |
441 | Honey, look what the cat dragged in. | 1.3632 | 0.04419 | 201 | 144 | 41 | 16 |
442 | Do an evening class…make new friends you said… | 1.3632 | 0.04220 | 190 | 131 | 49 | 10 |
443 | I thought I bought a Ring doorbell, not a 3-ring doorbell. | 1.3629 | 0.04160 | 237 | 172 | 44 | 21 |
444 | The airline found our luggage! | 1.3626 | 0.04600 | 171 | 120 | 40 | 11 |
445 | Honey, I think I may have mixed up my prescriptions again… | 1.3624 | 0.04173 | 229 | 165 | 45 | 19 |
446 | Wow...that's a lot for just $8.99 a month." | 1.3624 | 0.04127 | 229 | 164 | 47 | 18 |
447 | I stand corrected. It IS my circus. | 1.3623 | 0.04161 | 207 | 145 | 49 | 13 |
448 | We saw your resume. Yes, we can offer you an interesting, fun and challenging job. | 1.3622 | 0.04379 | 196 | 139 | 43 | 14 |
449 | I told Morris he could bring, "one or two friends." | 1.3621 | 0.03871 | 243 | 171 | 56 | 16 |
450 | Take us to your ringleader. | 1.3621 | 0.03902 | 232 | 162 | 56 | 14 |
451 | Wait,what is Congress doing here? | 1.3620 | 0.04279 | 221 | 160 | 42 | 19 |
452 | Congratulations for paying off your student loans" | 1.3617 | 0.04313 | 188 | 131 | 46 | 11 |
453 | Remember our talk about spicing up our sex life? | 1.3617 | 0.04631 | 188 | 136 | 36 | 16 |
454 | I ordered “Carvel”, not “Carnival” Autocorrect got me again! | 1.3616 | 0.03893 | 224 | 155 | 57 | 12 |
455 | ''All I did was unsubscribe!....'' | 1.3616 | 0.04492 | 177 | 124 | 42 | 11 |
456 | Surprise, your lease is up! | 1.3613 | 0.04456 | 191 | 136 | 41 | 14 |
457 | All I did was register Republican. | 1.3612 | 0.04379 | 227 | 168 | 36 | 23 |
458 | Your mother heard the news you might be moving out. | 1.3612 | 0.04103 | 227 | 162 | 48 | 17 |
459 | You booked us...not bookmarked us | 1.3609 | 0.04635 | 169 | 119 | 39 | 11 |
460 | We're here to set up your internet. | 1.3608 | 0.04285 | 194 | 136 | 46 | 12 |
461 | This is not so much a caption as a comment ! I am the Director of New York's Village Halloween Parade and basically this is my living room! I recognized it right away! | 1.3606 | 0.04144 | 208 | 146 | 49 | 13 |
462 | Do we have the wrong address? | 1.3604 | 0.03809 | 222 | 152 | 60 | 10 |
463 | Sorry I had to bring work home today | 1.3602 | 0.04318 | 211 | 152 | 42 | 17 |
464 | Elections start earlier and earlier... | 1.3602 | 0.03935 | 211 | 145 | 56 | 10 |
465 | You didn't win anything, Mr. Jones, but there was an open spot in our schedule. | 1.3600 | 0.04075 | 200 | 138 | 52 | 10 |
466 | I knew I could find a way to get your attention! | 1.3600 | 0.03775 | 225 | 154 | 61 | 10 |
467 | This is the side of my family I didn't tell you about" | 1.3598 | 0.04275 | 214 | 154 | 43 | 17 |
468 | The Circus wants to run away to live with us! Is that OK? | 1.3594 | 0.04182 | 217 | 155 | 46 | 16 |
469 | The trapeze artist will swing by later." | 1.3594 | 0.04249 | 192 | 134 | 47 | 11 |
470 | Wow! It must almost be time for midterms | 1.3592 | 0.03814 | 206 | 139 | 60 | 7 |
471 | Maybe I shouldn't have invited the whole family for Thanksgiving | 1.3590 | 0.03922 | 234 | 165 | 54 | 15 |
472 | Please don’t tell me you brought work home again | 1.3590 | 0.04389 | 195 | 139 | 42 | 14 |
473 | He's been indited! | 1.3589 | 0.04602 | 209 | 156 | 31 | 22 |
474 | We’re here for our family reunion! | 1.3585 | 0.04142 | 212 | 150 | 48 | 14 |
475 | Looks like another election year. | 1.3583 | 0.04256 | 187 | 130 | 47 | 10 |
476 | You said you wanted more surprises in the bedroom! | 1.3578 | 0.04412 | 218 | 161 | 36 | 21 |
477 | Did you all fit in one car? | 1.3576 | 0.04626 | 165 | 116 | 39 | 10 |
478 | And you thought I forgot your birthday! | 1.3575 | 0.04175 | 221 | 159 | 45 | 17 |
479 | Dad, found a school I loved in Sarasota. | 1.3571 | 0.04490 | 168 | 117 | 42 | 9 |
480 | Honey, I brought a few friends home for dinner” | 1.3571 | 0.03825 | 210 | 143 | 59 | 8 |
481 | I'm working from home tonight. | 1.3568 | 0.03703 | 241 | 167 | 62 | 12 |
482 | Oh, thank god. You found my umbrella | 1.3568 | 0.03885 | 241 | 171 | 54 | 16 |
483 | And still no elephant in the room? | 1.3568 | 0.04284 | 213 | 154 | 42 | 17 |
484 | Cats always let you know when they want something. But it’s not always clear what. | 1.3568 | 0.04265 | 199 | 141 | 45 | 13 |
485 | Relax, we left the seventy-six trombones on the bus. | 1.3567 | 0.04437 | 171 | 119 | 43 | 9 |
486 | Just then the shrooms kicked in... | 1.3565 | 0.04191 | 216 | 155 | 45 | 16 |
487 | Hey, computer guy, maybe you can help us get more band width. | 1.3564 | 0.04221 | 202 | 143 | 46 | 13 |
488 | Where are your masks? | 1.3564 | 0.04103 | 202 | 141 | 50 | 11 |
489 | I met them in the elevator | 1.3564 | 0.04221 | 202 | 143 | 46 | 13 |
490 | So that's what happens when you hit 'Control C'. | 1.3564 | 0.04804 | 188 | 140 | 29 | 19 |
491 | But did you remember to pick up some milk? | 1.3562 | 0.04442 | 219 | 163 | 34 | 22 |
492 | Catnip lets everyone see the world differently! | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
493 | We have the Airbnb rental tonight. | 1.3560 | 0.04385 | 191 | 136 | 42 | 13 |
494 | The circus is in town? No, Burning Man just ended. | 1.3560 | 0.04126 | 191 | 132 | 50 | 9 |
495 | It's amazing what you can stream these days... | 1.3558 | 0.04410 | 163 | 112 | 44 | 7 |
496 | The Congressional delegation has arrived! | 1.3557 | 0.04519 | 194 | 141 | 37 | 16 |
497 | Johnny! Keep the volume down! It sounds like a circus in there! | 1.3557 | 0.04459 | 194 | 140 | 39 | 15 |
498 | Hi Honey. I'm working from home today. | 1.3553 | 0.03937 | 228 | 161 | 53 | 14 |
499 | Where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns! | 1.3552 | 0.04381 | 183 | 129 | 43 | 11 |
500 | This is the last time I order a pizza with "everything." | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
501 | But you dialed "888" for Room Circus! | 1.3551 | 0.04369 | 214 | 157 | 38 | 19 |
502 | Lucky for you the elephants called in sick today. | 1.3550 | 0.04421 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
503 | Politics starts early this year. | 1.3548 | 0.04018 | 217 | 153 | 51 | 13 |
504 | That time the circus ran away to join a family | 1.3548 | 0.04018 | 217 | 153 | 51 | 13 |
505 | Who let the Texas State Legislature up the elevator again? | 1.3547 | 0.04592 | 203 | 151 | 32 | 20 |
506 | Used to be called the circus, now it’s called life. | 1.3545 | 0.04415 | 189 | 135 | 41 | 13 |
507 | I think you want the tent next door. | 1.3545 | 0.04083 | 189 | 130 | 51 | 8 |
508 | OMG! Dad gave me the wrong Brownie again. | 1.3545 | 0.04478 | 189 | 136 | 39 | 14 |
509 | Great news! I'll be working from home! | 1.3544 | 0.04329 | 206 | 149 | 41 | 16 |
510 | Is that bear carrying a purse??? | 1.3543 | 0.04144 | 223 | 161 | 45 | 17 |
511 | Wow, this virtual reality stuff gets better every day! | 1.3542 | 0.04240 | 192 | 135 | 46 | 11 |
512 | Guess what I won at the PTA raffle. | 1.3540 | 0.03858 | 226 | 158 | 56 | 12 |
513 | Your girlfriend wants you to know she really is sorry, and if you don’t accept her apology she is subletting her share of the lease to us. | 1.3539 | 0.04316 | 178 | 124 | 45 | 9 |
514 | Hi. Can we use you bathroom? | 1.3539 | 0.04389 | 178 | 125 | 43 | 10 |
515 | We’re doing a residency. | 1.3539 | 0.03989 | 243 | 176 | 48 | 19 |
516 | The Jehovah Witnesses have really upped their game. | 1.3536 | 0.04547 | 181 | 130 | 38 | 13 |
517 | I ordered clowns, where are the clowns? | 1.3533 | 0.04420 | 167 | 116 | 43 | 8 |
518 | Don’t bother, they’re here. | 1.3532 | 0.04403 | 201 | 146 | 39 | 16 |
519 | To get elephants you have to specify Circus Maximus. | 1.3529 | 0.04246 | 187 | 131 | 46 | 10 |
520 | Should’ve read the easement. | 1.3529 | 0.04525 | 170 | 120 | 40 | 10 |
521 | I had a really productive session at therapy today. | 1.3529 | 0.04634 | 187 | 137 | 34 | 16 |
522 | Your upstairs neighbors hired us to be louder than them. | 1.3527 | 0.04030 | 207 | 145 | 51 | 11 |
523 | Siri, I meant play 'Send in the Clowns,' not actually send them in." [NOTE TO EDITOR: please underline the word "play." | 1.3524 | 0.04214 | 210 | 151 | 44 | 15 |
524 | I should have known better than to download that midterm election app | 1.3522 | 0.03957 | 230 | 164 | 51 | 15 |
525 | Hi honey, I brought home a few friends from work! | 1.3521 | 0.04225 | 213 | 154 | 43 | 16 |
526 | What did you think - FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 555-7899 - would mean? | 1.3520 | 0.04421 | 196 | 142 | 39 | 15 |
527 | Zoom classes are over, time to join the real world. | 1.3520 | 0.03919 | 196 | 134 | 55 | 7 |
528 | We're the 'three ring' you just ordered on Amazon. | 1.3520 | 0.04421 | 196 | 142 | 39 | 15 |
529 | Mom? | 1.3520 | 0.04595 | 196 | 145 | 33 | 18 |
530 | We’ll be gone when you wake up! | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
531 | Good news, my manager said I could work from home. | 1.3516 | 0.04593 | 182 | 132 | 36 | 14 |
532 | All I did was google Big Top | 1.3516 | 0.04040 | 219 | 156 | 49 | 14 |
533 | We thought we should introduce ourselves to our new downstairs neighbor! | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
534 | I think we found our balancing act. | 1.3514 | 0.04204 | 185 | 129 | 47 | 9 |
535 | The sign on your door read "make noise, doorbell broken". | 1.3512 | 0.04227 | 205 | 147 | 44 | 14 |
536 | Well, technically it joined me. | 1.3511 | 0.04021 | 188 | 129 | 52 | 7 |
537 | See honey, work from home is the way of the future. | 1.3511 | 0.04294 | 188 | 133 | 44 | 11 |
538 | We decided to go fully remote too! | 1.3509 | 0.04426 | 171 | 120 | 42 | 9 |
539 | You elect a clown, expect a circus | 1.3509 | 0.04653 | 171 | 123 | 36 | 12 |
540 | It's true! You can order anything on the internet. | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
541 | Your pizza is on the way. We’re the extras you ordered”. | 1.3506 | 0.04669 | 174 | 126 | 35 | 13 |
542 | Did someone order a pizza with everything? | 1.3505 | 0.04267 | 194 | 138 | 44 | 12 |
543 | You've been selected to beta-test Facebook's new birthday experience. | 1.3505 | 0.04267 | 194 | 138 | 44 | 12 |
544 | I now know why we got such a great deal on the rent. | 1.3504 | 0.03861 | 234 | 166 | 54 | 14 |
545 | This is why I didn't want kids. | 1.3503 | 0.04684 | 157 | 111 | 37 | 9 |
546 | It's the cats birthday! How else are we gonna celebrate? | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
547 | I never should have taught that cat how to open the door. | 1.3502 | 0.03902 | 217 | 152 | 54 | 11 |
548 | 'Live streaming coming to your living room.' | 1.3500 | 0.03973 | 220 | 156 | 51 | 13 |
549 | I wasn’t expecting this until after the midterms. | 1.3498 | 0.04077 | 203 | 143 | 49 | 11 |
550 | But I disabled all pop ups… | 1.3497 | 0.04964 | 163 | 120 | 29 | 14 |
551 | Had to jump through a lot of hoops to make this surprise party happen. | 1.3495 | 0.03918 | 206 | 143 | 54 | 9 |
552 | You said you wanted nothing in tents tonight. | 1.3495 | 0.03978 | 206 | 144 | 52 | 10 |
553 | Sorry,wrong tent. | 1.3492 | 0.04276 | 189 | 134 | 44 | 11 |
554 | Can we interest you in a home alarm system? | 1.3492 | 0.04405 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
555 | We heard you had sex. | 1.3491 | 0.04440 | 212 | 158 | 34 | 20 |
556 | Nathan's last day at Quiet Meadows Apartments before his eviction after accidentally ordering a circus on Amazon. | 1.3490 | 0.04357 | 192 | 138 | 41 | 13 |
557 | It was either sub-let the closet to a circus or move to Hoboken…I guess I can sleep with earplugs. | 1.3490 | 0.04165 | 192 | 135 | 47 | 10 |
558 | We're staying because no way we are getting back into that Uber. | 1.3487 | 0.04040 | 238 | 174 | 45 | 19 |
559 | She’ll never believe this. Safer to go with the dog ate my homework. | 1.3486 | 0.04151 | 218 | 158 | 44 | 16 |
560 | I knew my life was a circus, but…. | 1.3486 | 0.04354 | 175 | 123 | 43 | 9 |
561 | When a surprise party is planned by a cat! | 1.3483 | 0.04451 | 178 | 127 | 40 | 11 |
562 | They really weren’t kidding about same day shipping | 1.3483 | 0.04000 | 178 | 121 | 52 | 5 |
563 | The mushrooms in your pizza sent us. | 1.3483 | 0.04221 | 201 | 144 | 44 | 13 |
564 | Your ex-wife sent us to celebrate the divorce :-) | 1.3482 | 0.04072 | 224 | 162 | 46 | 16 |
565 | It happens every time I play that Judy Collins song | 1.3481 | 0.04330 | 181 | 128 | 43 | 10 |
566 | I'm sorry babe, had to bring work home. | 1.3478 | 0.03920 | 184 | 125 | 54 | 5 |
567 | I was serious about running away to join the circus, but I never said I wouldn't come back! | 1.3478 | 0.04351 | 184 | 131 | 42 | 11 |
568 | I told you there was no such thing as 'quiet quitting.' | 1.3478 | 0.04551 | 184 | 134 | 36 | 14 |
569 | Air B&B stands for Barnum and Bailey | 1.3476 | 0.04461 | 164 | 115 | 41 | 8 |
570 | I think my adding "Extrovert" to my dating profile may have been a mistake. | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
571 | What happens when you buy the Ringling doorbell by mistake. | 1.3474 | 0.04001 | 213 | 151 | 50 | 12 |
572 | Just another knock-off of Hieronymus Bosch. | 1.3473 | 0.04568 | 167 | 119 | 38 | 10 |
573 | You're late, the surprise party was yesterday! | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
574 | I know how you hate surprise parties, so I ordered you one. | 1.3472 | 0.04212 | 193 | 137 | 45 | 11 |
575 | MAGA is here | 1.3472 | 0.04461 | 193 | 141 | 37 | 15 |
576 | Ironically, the circus had always wanted to run away and join James. | 1.3468 | 0.04194 | 222 | 163 | 41 | 18 |
577 | YEAH! The kids went back to school. | 1.3468 | 0.04384 | 173 | 122 | 42 | 9 |
578 | Another election year already? | 1.3466 | 0.04481 | 176 | 126 | 39 | 11 |
579 | Congratulations! You are our one-millionth DoorDash customer! | 1.3465 | 0.04262 | 202 | 146 | 42 | 14 |
580 | Cheer up, you look like you've never seen Congress on recess before. | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
581 | Do you mind if I work from home today? | 1.3464 | 0.04060 | 179 | 123 | 50 | 6 |
582 | They're happy all their kids are back in school. | 1.3464 | 0.04358 | 179 | 127 | 42 | 10 |
583 | We’re your new neighbors, the Soleils. | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
584 | Why can’t they accept that I’m retired | 1.3463 | 0.04103 | 205 | 146 | 47 | 12 |
585 | The door to my imagination is finally open. | 1.3462 | 0.04167 | 182 | 127 | 47 | 8 |
586 | Oops ... thanks Amazon, but umm ... how do I return it? | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
587 | What do you mean it's not your birthday? | 1.3460 | 0.03910 | 211 | 148 | 53 | 10 |
588 | Your Zoom background is here! | 1.3460 | 0.04024 | 211 | 150 | 49 | 12 |
589 | Time for mid-term elections! | 1.3459 | 0.04263 | 185 | 131 | 44 | 10 |
590 | It's nearly election season. | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
591 | What's this? I ordered 76 trombones | 1.3458 | 0.04200 | 214 | 156 | 42 | 16 |
592 | I think we messed up our DoorDash order. | 1.3457 | 0.04542 | 188 | 138 | 35 | 15 |
593 | Mr. Whiskers, did you list the guest room on Airbnb again? | 1.3457 | 0.04350 | 188 | 135 | 41 | 12 |
594 | Is the GOP holding their meeting here? | 1.3457 | 0.03933 | 243 | 177 | 48 | 18 |
595 | Did you order cirque du same day?” | 1.3455 | 0.04269 | 165 | 114 | 45 | 6 |
596 | Looks like congress is back in session. | 1.3455 | 0.04354 | 165 | 115 | 43 | 7 |
597 | Not exactly the alt+shift result you were expecting? | 1.3452 | 0.04221 | 168 | 116 | 46 | 6 |
598 | You said you wanted to liven up our marriage... | 1.3452 | 0.04334 | 197 | 143 | 40 | 14 |
599 | We got tired of waiting for you to run away. | 1.3452 | 0.04274 | 197 | 142 | 42 | 13 |
600 | We thought you might be wondering about all the noise upstairs. | 1.3452 | 0.04151 | 197 | 140 | 46 | 11 |
601 | Just getting ready for midterm elections | 1.3450 | 0.04642 | 171 | 124 | 35 | 12 |
602 | The midterm election campaigns seem to start earlier every year. | 1.3450 | 0.04414 | 171 | 121 | 41 | 9 |
603 | I told you not to feed them. | 1.3450 | 0.04229 | 200 | 144 | 43 | 13 |
604 | We're an intervention sent by your family. | 1.3450 | 0.04047 | 200 | 141 | 49 | 10 |
605 | Now I kinda hate they banned the elephant in the room. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
606 | Mom, your PTA friends are here! | 1.3448 | 0.04186 | 203 | 146 | 44 | 13 |
607 | I thought you were done bringing your work home with you. | 1.3447 | 0.04028 | 206 | 146 | 49 | 11 |
608 | Welcome to the neighborhood! | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
609 | You ordered the special? | 1.3443 | 0.03837 | 212 | 148 | 55 | 9 |
610 | Every time we fight, she has to go for the juggler” | 1.3443 | 0.04008 | 212 | 151 | 49 | 12 |
611 | Sorry,wrong apartment. | 1.3443 | 0.04428 | 183 | 132 | 39 | 12 |
612 | It's my night to host the bridge club. | 1.3441 | 0.04105 | 186 | 130 | 48 | 8 |
613 | I said "Send in the clowns," not the entire circus! | 1.3439 | 0.04265 | 189 | 135 | 43 | 11 |
614 | Yes, we have a warrant. | 1.3438 | 0.04532 | 192 | 142 | 34 | 16 |
615 | You have the wrong cartoon, this isn't Family Circus! | 1.3436 | 0.04112 | 195 | 138 | 47 | 10 |
616 | Look what I got at the tent sale! | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
617 | Your vote counts | 1.3433 | 0.03969 | 201 | 141 | 51 | 9 |
618 | When cats make their own birthday party plans | 1.3431 | 0.04339 | 204 | 150 | 38 | 16 |
619 | What’s wrong? You bring your work home with you, too. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
620 | Somethings off. Is that bear carrying a pocketbook? | 1.3430 | 0.04240 | 207 | 151 | 41 | 15 |
621 | Where's your bathroom? Our bear won't use the woods. | 1.3427 | 0.04144 | 178 | 124 | 47 | 7 |
622 | Well, if you can’t beat ‘em… | 1.3423 | 0.04928 | 149 | 108 | 31 | 10 |
623 | This was not what I had in mind when I said home-entertainment | 1.3423 | 0.04545 | 149 | 104 | 39 | 6 |
624 | Election season has begun | 1.3422 | 0.04359 | 187 | 135 | 40 | 12 |
625 | I know it’s been 23 years since you wished you could run away and join the circus, but you wouldn’t believe the backlog we have. | 1.3422 | 0.04425 | 187 | 136 | 38 | 13 |
626 | You said I could invite friends from work | 1.3422 | 0.03870 | 187 | 128 | 54 | 5 |
627 | The media circus has taken things to a whole new level. | 1.3421 | 0.04563 | 190 | 141 | 33 | 16 |
628 | Kevin, your circus tickets are, in fact, non-refundable! | 1.3420 | 0.04072 | 193 | 136 | 48 | 9 |
629 | Hi, Josh. I hope you don’t mind, but, I had to bring some work home with me. | 1.3418 | 0.04578 | 196 | 147 | 31 | 18 |
630 | Aren't you glad you accepted all the cookies? | 1.3418 | 0.04558 | 158 | 112 | 38 | 8 |
631 | Are you looking for the location of the Trump Administration Alumni Conference? | 1.3416 | 0.04253 | 202 | 147 | 41 | 14 |
632 | Sorry, just passing through | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
633 | I’ve told you before - Stephen Sondheim lives next door. | 1.3413 | 0.04712 | 167 | 122 | 33 | 12 |
634 | Just passing through! | 1.3413 | 0.04228 | 167 | 116 | 45 | 6 |
635 | Can we borrow a tent? A big one? | 1.3413 | 0.04312 | 167 | 117 | 43 | 7 |
636 | We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3412 | 0.04728 | 170 | 125 | 32 | 13 |
637 | Guess who just died? | 1.3412 | 0.04578 | 170 | 123 | 36 | 11 |
638 | Hi George. Thank you for signing the prenup. | 1.3412 | 0.04423 | 170 | 121 | 40 | 9 |
639 | I've decided to try working from home. | 1.3412 | 0.04344 | 170 | 120 | 42 | 8 |
640 | Looks like we're losing a turtle, do either of you want to join? | 1.3410 | 0.04295 | 173 | 122 | 43 | 8 |
641 | I decided to work from home. | 1.3410 | 0.04448 | 173 | 124 | 39 | 10 |
642 | A circusgram to brighten your day from a friend so far away | 1.3408 | 0.04274 | 179 | 127 | 43 | 9 |
643 | You could have just knocked. | 1.3407 | 0.04299 | 182 | 130 | 42 | 10 |
644 | No, the meeting of Republican senate candidates is across the hall. | 1.3405 | 0.04455 | 185 | 135 | 37 | 13 |
645 | Oh, is the Trump rally today? | 1.3405 | 0.04388 | 185 | 134 | 39 | 12 |
646 | What did I win? | 1.3403 | 0.04096 | 191 | 135 | 47 | 9 |
647 | The circus ran away to join you! | 1.3401 | 0.04370 | 147 | 101 | 42 | 4 |
648 | Not your average bachelor party. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
649 | I brought my work home. | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
650 | When I commented "Send in the clowns" in response to the latest Donald Jr tweet, I didn't expect the entire House of Representatives to show up | 1.3400 | 0.04160 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
651 | It was the cat's idea. | 1.3398 | 0.04192 | 206 | 150 | 42 | 14 |
652 | You just Googled “circus,” right? | 1.3397 | 0.04094 | 209 | 151 | 45 | 13 |
653 | On the first day of the fall semester, Tom's ADHD returns. | 1.3397 | 0.04038 | 209 | 150 | 47 | 12 |
654 | Due to budget cuts, we’ll be working from home. Your home. | 1.3397 | 0.04205 | 209 | 153 | 41 | 15 |
655 | They did say, "Be careful what you wish for!" | 1.3395 | 0.04305 | 162 | 113 | 43 | 6 |
656 | Welcome to working from home, Ringmaster. | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
657 | Former President Trump has endorsed us and we hope we can count on your vote in November! | 1.3394 | 0.04083 | 218 | 159 | 44 | 15 |
658 | Since you won’t let me join the circus, I decided to ask the circus to join us. | 1.3394 | 0.04167 | 165 | 114 | 46 | 5 |
659 | Not in my litter box. | 1.3393 | 0.04122 | 168 | 116 | 47 | 5 |
660 | Turns out it is your circus, even without the monkeys. | 1.3391 | 0.04427 | 174 | 125 | 39 | 10 |
661 | This acid is way too strong. | 1.3390 | 0.04729 | 177 | 132 | 30 | 15 |
662 | Is this how they justify the rent increase? | 1.3389 | 0.04181 | 180 | 127 | 45 | 8 |
663 | Whoa! I thought I ordered circuits. | 1.3388 | 0.04279 | 183 | 131 | 42 | 10 |
664 | Just how long are the in-laws planning to stay here? | 1.3387 | 0.04301 | 186 | 134 | 41 | 11 |
665 | They’re here for the elephant in the room | 1.3386 | 0.04120 | 189 | 134 | 46 | 9 |
666 | The Internet is down but we wanted you to know we liked your Facebook post. | 1.3384 | 0.03997 | 198 | 140 | 49 | 9 |
667 | I never dreamed they'd offer a work-at-home option! | 1.3383 | 0.04202 | 201 | 146 | 42 | 13 |
668 | You’re early. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
669 | I brought my circus of friends. | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
670 | Here comes THE DONALD! | 1.3376 | 0.04995 | 157 | 117 | 27 | 13 |
671 | Don’t worry, Amazon welcomes returns. | 1.3376 | 0.04568 | 157 | 112 | 37 | 8 |
672 | I'm going to work from home today | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
673 | Wow All I did was change the kitty litter. | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
674 | The kids are back in school! | 1.3373 | 0.04566 | 166 | 120 | 36 | 10 |
675 | Note to self: read the warning label on that new brand of tea I bought..... | 1.3373 | 0.04320 | 166 | 117 | 42 | 7 |
676 | And now, the Evening News... | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
677 | I told you to wait in the car | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
678 | Just what can one cat waving a balloon can drag in. | 1.3371 | 0.04406 | 175 | 126 | 39 | 10 |
679 | Remember when you were a kid and you wanted to join the circus? Well, we just got your resume! | 1.3371 | 0.04016 | 175 | 121 | 49 | 5 |
680 | Nice to meet you, we're your new upstairs neighbors! | 1.3371 | 0.04499 | 178 | 130 | 36 | 12 |
681 | (Sigh) And you get mad at ME when I bring a mouse inside... | 1.3370 | 0.04307 | 181 | 130 | 41 | 10 |
682 | Beats couples counseling, don't you think? | 1.3369 | 0.04349 | 187 | 136 | 39 | 12 |
683 | So glad we don’t have to deal with an elephant in the room. | 1.3368 | 0.04170 | 190 | 136 | 44 | 10 |
684 | Election season again | 1.3362 | 0.03777 | 235 | 169 | 53 | 13 |
685 | No, I said my new job was 'in tents' | 1.3357 | 0.04320 | 143 | 98 | 42 | 3 |
686 | We saved on gas getting here in the clown car. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
687 | Clearly, they lost their ring leader. | 1.3356 | 0.04820 | 149 | 108 | 32 | 9 |
688 | You can’t run from us, Bailey. Now get back in the cannon! | 1.3354 | 0.04363 | 158 | 111 | 41 | 6 |
689 | Cirque du WTF? | 1.3354 | 0.04455 | 158 | 112 | 39 | 7 |
690 | I said I needed a purpose,not a circus | 1.3354 | 0.04312 | 161 | 113 | 42 | 6 |
691 | Don't worry, we all just got the BA.4. and BA.5. booster | 1.3353 | 0.04382 | 167 | 119 | 40 | 8 |
692 | May we use your restroom? | 1.3353 | 0.04641 | 170 | 125 | 33 | 12 |
693 | But I ordered 76 trombones. | 1.3353 | 0.04167 | 170 | 119 | 45 | 6 |
694 | Sometimes I bring my work home with me. | 1.3353 | 0.03818 | 170 | 115 | 53 | 2 |
695 | Doorbell not working? | 1.3353 | 0.04122 | 173 | 121 | 46 | 6 |
696 | Per your request, no elephants. | 1.3353 | 0.04585 | 173 | 127 | 34 | 12 |
697 | The latest Mar-a-Lago legal team has just showed up for work. | 1.3352 | 0.04683 | 179 | 134 | 30 | 15 |
698 | FELLINI IS HERE! | 1.3352 | 0.04113 | 179 | 126 | 46 | 7 |
699 | Trump's new legal team has arrived. | 1.3351 | 0.04574 | 185 | 138 | 32 | 15 |
700 | Some coworkers were in town for a conference, so I invited them to stay. | 1.3351 | 0.04171 | 185 | 132 | 44 | 9 |
701 | Hi Honey! I've offered to hold our faculty meetings here. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
702 | Wrong House. Barnum lives next door. | 1.3350 | 0.04168 | 203 | 148 | 42 | 13 |
703 | Should we have called first? | 1.3350 | 0.04049 | 203 | 146 | 46 | 11 |
704 | Your Facebook friends told us you needed a little more excitement in your life! | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 165 | 117 | 41 | 7 |
705 | Fellini's living room. | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
706 | And your father said there was no way to get your attention away from that game! | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 177 | 127 | 41 | 9 |
707 | Looks like Fellini is home. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
708 | All just for opening an account at the new bank! | 1.3333 | 0.04406 | 183 | 134 | 37 | 12 |
709 | I see midterm election season is in full swing. | 1.3333 | 0.04264 | 192 | 140 | 40 | 12 |
710 | Now you know what pressing Ctrl-Alt-Delete does. | 1.3333 | 0.04716 | 162 | 119 | 32 | 11 |
711 | You can't run from your past Bozo | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
712 | RNC Convention | 1.3333 | 0.05030 | 162 | 123 | 24 | 15 |
713 | It’s always a circus around here. | 1.3333 | 0.04407 | 144 | 100 | 40 | 4 |
714 | Where’s the kitchen? | 1.3333 | 0.04229 | 171 | 121 | 43 | 7 |
715 | I got the circus. You get the bread? | 1.3333 | 0.03979 | 177 | 123 | 49 | 5 |
716 | why isn't the bear dancing? | 1.3333 | 0.04550 | 162 | 117 | 36 | 9 |
717 | What are you asking me for? You're the one who hit "enter. | 1.3333 | 0.03898 | 189 | 132 | 51 | 6 |
718 | Mom, set a few more plates for dinner! | 1.3333 | 0.04215 | 177 | 126 | 43 | 8 |
719 | Looks like we lost the eminent domain challenge. | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
720 | Didn't I tell you I was working from home today? | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 204 | 148 | 44 | 12 |
721 | Um, I thought we all agreed today’s meeting was via Zoom. | 1.3333 | 0.04594 | 180 | 134 | 32 | 14 |
722 | I think you're looking for the Fellini's next door. | 1.3333 | 0.04229 | 171 | 121 | 43 | 7 |
723 | We are working from home. | 1.3317 | 0.03977 | 208 | 150 | 47 | 11 |
724 | I hate the Midterms | 1.3317 | 0.03932 | 202 | 144 | 49 | 9 |
725 | Guess, what I joined? | 1.3317 | 0.04337 | 199 | 148 | 36 | 15 |
726 | Your therapist sent us to cheer you up! | 1.3316 | 0.03882 | 190 | 133 | 51 | 6 |
727 | I hope my pizza is in there somewhere. | 1.3316 | 0.04134 | 187 | 134 | 44 | 9 |
728 | ...there ought to be clowns... | 1.3315 | 0.04223 | 181 | 130 | 42 | 9 |
729 | This is not your typical dog and pony show | 1.3315 | 0.04366 | 181 | 132 | 38 | 11 |
730 | Thank you for hitting Alt/Circus! | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
731 | We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty! | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
732 | Happy divorce anniversary from your ex" | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
733 | You pressed ‘Escape.’ | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
734 | I’m going to need more hummus. | 1.3314 | 0.04128 | 172 | 121 | 45 | 6 |
735 | Guess what you are celebrating today, Mr. Clueless! | 1.3314 | 0.04044 | 172 | 120 | 47 | 5 |
736 | Hi, hon—I made some new friends! | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
737 | Look! The circus ran away to join YOU! | 1.3313 | 0.04787 | 166 | 124 | 29 | 13 |
738 | It’s Amazon’s new ‘you-bought-it-with-your-subconscious’ feature | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
739 | Excuse us, sir, this is the FBI Deep Camouflage Unit and we're here for a routine document search and grab. | 1.3313 | 0.04268 | 163 | 115 | 42 | 6 |
740 | I requested room service. Service, not circus! | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
741 | Your in-laws are here. | 1.3313 | 0.04318 | 160 | 113 | 41 | 6 |
742 | SURPRISE! I know your birthday isn't for a few months but this was the only time I could book them. | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
743 | I told you that you had no idea what goes on around here during the day. | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
744 | Honey, what did the counsellor say about bringing our work home with us? | 1.3312 | 0.04228 | 154 | 107 | 43 | 4 |
745 | You look surprised. I meowed that I was having friends over. | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
746 | Oh no. The craziness got inside!!!!! | 1.3311 | 0.04329 | 148 | 103 | 41 | 4 |
747 | Dr. Fauci finally said the mask mandate is over. | 1.3309 | 0.04611 | 139 | 98 | 36 | 5 |
748 | Someone close the door before you let the clown in. | 1.3309 | 0.04496 | 139 | 97 | 38 | 4 |
749 | Edgar's new girl friend decided it was time to introduce him to the rest of her family. | 1.3309 | 0.04611 | 139 | 98 | 36 | 5 |
750 | We received the check!! | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
751 | The 76 trombones are stuck in traffic, but everyone else is here. | 1.3302 | 0.04037 | 212 | 155 | 44 | 13 |
752 | But I signed up for Circuit Training | 1.3302 | 0.04356 | 212 | 161 | 32 | 19 |
753 | First the Capitol, now here!! | 1.3300 | 0.04140 | 200 | 146 | 42 | 12 |
754 | Look what the cat led in! | 1.3300 | 0.04433 | 200 | 151 | 32 | 17 |
755 | We really *are* Trump's lawyers! | 1.3298 | 0.04184 | 188 | 136 | 42 | 10 |
756 | We’re looking for the elephant in the room. | 1.3297 | 0.04484 | 182 | 135 | 34 | 13 |
757 | Yikes, I thought what happened in Vegas would stay there. | 1.3296 | 0.04323 | 179 | 130 | 39 | 10 |
758 | Yep. I figured. The third doorbell ring gave it away. | 1.3295 | 0.03984 | 176 | 123 | 48 | 5 |
759 | You don't have to be lonely. CircusPerformersOnly.com | 1.3295 | 0.04590 | 176 | 131 | 32 | 13 |
760 | We're here for your performance review. | 1.3295 | 0.04144 | 176 | 125 | 44 | 7 |
761 | You'll never guess who's in town! | 1.3295 | 0.04269 | 173 | 124 | 41 | 8 |
762 | Reason #74 as to why one should always lock the front door. | 1.3295 | 0.04423 | 173 | 126 | 37 | 10 |
763 | Time to die, John! | 1.3295 | 0.04347 | 173 | 125 | 39 | 9 |
764 | Also, I cashed in our retirement account today! | 1.3295 | 0.04347 | 173 | 125 | 39 | 9 |
765 | Actually, 'B&B' in your rental contract meant Barnum and Bailey! | 1.3294 | 0.04317 | 170 | 122 | 40 | 8 |
766 | Yeah, you can get just about anything delivered these days. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
767 | Oh great,time for my play date ! | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
768 | It always startles me when Congress reconvenes from the summer | 1.3293 | 0.04247 | 164 | 116 | 42 | 6 |
769 | You said I could invite my whole family. | 1.3292 | 0.04386 | 161 | 115 | 39 | 7 |
770 | I must be the only one to pay rent on time. | 1.3291 | 0.04439 | 158 | 113 | 38 | 7 |
771 | Boss says we can work from home today! | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 115 | 34 | 9 |
772 | My DNA test showed I’m 97% circus person. | 1.3290 | 0.04587 | 155 | 112 | 35 | 8 |
773 | Oh, you knew I was a three-ring circus when you married me! | 1.3289 | 0.03823 | 225 | 163 | 50 | 12 |
774 | It's NOT your cat's birthday? | 1.3286 | 0.03794 | 213 | 152 | 52 | 9 |
775 | Now, isn't in-person better than Zoom? | 1.3286 | 0.04803 | 140 | 101 | 32 | 7 |
776 | You ordered a dozen 'Everything Bagels'? | 1.3286 | 0.04584 | 140 | 99 | 36 | 5 |
777 | As soon as I try to rest, my family shows up. | 1.3286 | 0.04003 | 210 | 153 | 45 | 12 |
778 | Isn't it wonderful that the Advance Team of the GOP 2024 convention followed me home? | 1.3281 | 0.04123 | 192 | 139 | 43 | 10 |
779 | Looks like my relatives have arrived early. | 1.3281 | 0.03705 | 192 | 133 | 55 | 4 |
780 | The bear is actually totally unaffiliated with us | 1.3280 | 0.04166 | 189 | 137 | 42 | 10 |
781 | Great news! Im not running away to join the circus after all! | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
782 | Me and my administration are here to thank you for your vote. | 1.3277 | 0.04352 | 177 | 129 | 38 | 10 |
783 | Have you seen a large tent? | 1.3276 | 0.04169 | 174 | 124 | 43 | 7 |
784 | Is this where the auditions are taking place? | 1.3276 | 0.04326 | 174 | 126 | 39 | 9 |
785 | But where are the clowns? | 1.3275 | 0.04454 | 171 | 125 | 36 | 10 |
786 | We're here to talk about your car's extended warranty! | 1.3275 | 0.04824 | 171 | 130 | 26 | 15 |
787 | Actually, this IS your circus. | 1.3275 | 0.04133 | 171 | 121 | 44 | 6 |
788 | You said you wanted more excitement in our sex life. | 1.3274 | 0.04346 | 168 | 121 | 39 | 8 |
789 | We're here for the cat. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
790 | Don't worry, they're here.... | 1.3273 | 0.04313 | 165 | 118 | 40 | 7 |
791 | We saw the Roommate Wanted sign | 1.3273 | 0.04562 | 165 | 121 | 34 | 10 |
792 | Once again he vows to cancel the subscription. | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
793 | We thought you needed some cheering up. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
794 | Anything to distract you from football season! | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
795 | Send in the clowns? Don't bother.. they are here. | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
796 | Amazon just put Cirque du Soleil out of business. | 1.3269 | 0.04377 | 156 | 111 | 39 | 6 |
797 | Welcome to Cirque du Your Sofa | 1.3268 | 0.04238 | 205 | 153 | 37 | 15 |
798 | All rise. His Honor Judge Bear, presiding. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
799 | It could be an FBI search | 1.3267 | 0.04487 | 150 | 107 | 37 | 6 |
800 | Where’s your guest bathroom? | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
801 | We can provide three references, first and last month's rent, and we're on the road a LOT. | 1.3266 | 0.04147 | 199 | 146 | 41 | 12 |
802 | Benny realizes mid-term elections can't be far off. | 1.3264 | 0.04421 | 193 | 145 | 33 | 15 |
803 | The circus ran away so I invited them home. | 1.3264 | 0.04297 | 193 | 143 | 37 | 13 |
804 | Remember when I said “fuck around and find out?” | 1.3264 | 0.04498 | 144 | 102 | 37 | 5 |
805 | You ordered a pizza with all the trimmings? | 1.3262 | 0.04191 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
806 | They came with my New Yorker subscription. | 1.3262 | 0.04191 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
807 | Hire a clown,expect a circus. | 1.3262 | 0.03907 | 187 | 132 | 49 | 6 |
808 | Life was a cabaret last week, Arthur. This week it’s a circus. | 1.3262 | 0.04259 | 187 | 137 | 39 | 11 |
809 | You said surprise you. | 1.3262 | 0.04191 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
810 | Guess who I ran into! | 1.3261 | 0.04021 | 184 | 131 | 46 | 7 |
811 | Must be election time again. | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
812 | Oh, it's election time again! | 1.3260 | 0.04211 | 181 | 131 | 41 | 9 |
813 | Ask me about my day! | 1.3260 | 0.04424 | 181 | 134 | 35 | 12 |
814 | Flooded tent again? | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
815 | Hello, voter - we're here to introduce the candidates! | 1.3256 | 0.04113 | 172 | 122 | 44 | 6 |
816 | Ok ok I’ll come back to the office | 1.3256 | 0.04508 | 172 | 127 | 34 | 11 |
817 | Look what cat dragged in. | 1.3253 | 0.04850 | 166 | 126 | 26 | 14 |
818 | Did you order the party platter? | 1.3252 | 0.04048 | 206 | 151 | 43 | 12 |
819 | My new home is closer to the parade route than I thought. | 1.3252 | 0.04163 | 163 | 115 | 43 | 5 |
820 | Ted accidentally hit Amazon three ring delivery service. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
821 | Honey, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. | 1.3250 | 0.04303 | 160 | 114 | 40 | 6 |
822 | This day in history, Sept. 26, 2022: After 267 consecutive days of screen time, Eric finally looks up from his laptop. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
823 | I said ‘don’t’ come in here with that nonsense | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
824 | This new 4K TV is worth it. Feels like it’s coming through the screen. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
825 | SURPRISE! Honey, would you please tip the bear? I can't hold my purse and twirl at the same time. | 1.3249 | 0.03981 | 197 | 142 | 46 | 9 |
826 | There ought to be clowns. Send in the clowns. | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
827 | Y’know how we’ve been trying to find a use for the kids’ old room? | 1.3247 | 0.04503 | 154 | 111 | 36 | 7 |
828 | I thought life was a cabaret! | 1.3247 | 0.04407 | 154 | 110 | 38 | 6 |
829 | Who said choosing the blue pill would be boring? | 1.3243 | 0.04416 | 148 | 105 | 38 | 5 |
830 | There's good news about the job search, and no bad news. | 1.3242 | 0.03732 | 182 | 126 | 53 | 3 |
831 | You took out the trash! | 1.3241 | 0.04578 | 145 | 104 | 35 | 6 |
832 | We're the new GOP! | 1.3239 | 0.04717 | 176 | 134 | 27 | 15 |
833 | When is dinner? | 1.3237 | 0.04237 | 139 | 96 | 41 | 2 |
834 | We're getting the band back together. | 1.3237 | 0.04175 | 173 | 124 | 42 | 7 |
835 | Maybe it's time to go back to the office. | 1.3237 | 0.04175 | 173 | 124 | 42 | 7 |
836 | Come on! Get up before the parade passes by! | 1.3237 | 0.04175 | 173 | 124 | 42 | 7 |
837 | Welcome! We live directly above you but promise to keep it down after 10:30 P.M. | 1.3235 | 0.04654 | 136 | 97 | 34 | 5 |
838 | The political season is upon us, remember to lock your doors. | 1.3235 | 0.04384 | 170 | 124 | 37 | 9 |
839 | I didn’t expect the elephant in the room to have so many visitors. | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
840 | Trump decides not to stand. | 1.3234 | 0.04750 | 167 | 126 | 28 | 13 |
841 | I ordered pizza, not pizzaz. | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
842 | You cleared your hair from the shower drain! | 1.3234 | 0.04270 | 167 | 120 | 40 | 7 |
843 | Are you the one who ordered 'the whole shebang'? | 1.3234 | 0.04097 | 167 | 118 | 44 | 5 |
844 | Good news! You don’t have to run away to join us anymore. We come to you! | 1.3234 | 0.04435 | 167 | 122 | 36 | 9 |
845 | I ran away, but now I'm back! | 1.3232 | 0.04489 | 164 | 120 | 35 | 9 |
846 | Joe ordered the cable TV home entertainment package without reading the fine print. | 1.3232 | 0.04489 | 164 | 120 | 35 | 9 |
847 | Hmm. I guess they’ve loosened Covid restrictions. | 1.3232 | 0.04319 | 164 | 118 | 39 | 7 |
848 | I should NEVER have put that Airbnb ad in ‘Circus Circus’ magazine! | 1.3232 | 0.04653 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
849 | The 'BYOC' on the invite was a typo | 1.3231 | 0.04134 | 195 | 143 | 41 | 11 |
850 | Your life's boring so I invited a few friends over. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
851 | Your ex-wife said it's your birthday. | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
852 | Your cat ordered us. | 1.3229 | 0.04044 | 192 | 139 | 44 | 9 |
853 | Cacophonygram! | 1.3229 | 0.03907 | 192 | 137 | 48 | 7 |
854 | Come back to the office, John! You can't experience THIS over zoom... | 1.3228 | 0.05021 | 158 | 121 | 23 | 14 |
855 | Remember when you prayed for excitement in your life? | 1.3228 | 0.04141 | 158 | 111 | 43 | 4 |
856 | Well I finally got your attention!!! | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
857 | Don't move. We're here for the cat. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
858 | I get to work from home for the whole month! | 1.3226 | 0.04128 | 186 | 135 | 42 | 9 |
859 | Make America Happy Again. | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
860 | Be a dear and help me get my purse back from the bear while everyone else is distracted. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
861 | I should really check my lease... | 1.3224 | 0.04339 | 152 | 108 | 39 | 5 |
862 | Oh, I'm sorry. Were you watching the football game? | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
863 | There was a clearance sale—buy two batons and get all of this for free! | 1.3223 | 0.04033 | 211 | 156 | 42 | 13 |
864 | Congratulations! You've been appointed to join us as the new Special Master! | 1.3222 | 0.04638 | 180 | 137 | 28 | 15 |
865 | I told you for years I'd do it, and I have. | 1.3221 | 0.04494 | 149 | 107 | 36 | 6 |
866 | I may have overshot it with that micro-dose | 1.3221 | 0.04494 | 149 | 107 | 36 | 6 |
867 | Oh no, looks like the three rings I ordered have arrived. | 1.3220 | 0.04111 | 177 | 127 | 43 | 7 |
868 | You said it was a circus in here | 1.3220 | 0.04264 | 177 | 129 | 39 | 9 |
869 | Hello! We've been trying to reach you about your automobile's extended warranty. | 1.3216 | 0.04517 | 171 | 127 | 33 | 11 |
870 | There was a detour on main street. | 1.3216 | 0.04282 | 171 | 124 | 39 | 8 |
871 | You get the candidates you deserve. | 1.3216 | 0.04012 | 199 | 145 | 44 | 10 |
872 | Lawrence, you really can order anything on Amazon. | 1.3214 | 0.04089 | 140 | 96 | 43 | 1 |
873 | Not so fast with that Netflix cancellation. First hear what we have to say! | 1.3214 | 0.04249 | 168 | 121 | 40 | 7 |
874 | You must be my upstairs neighbors. | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
875 | Look, it's election time! | 1.3212 | 0.04466 | 165 | 121 | 35 | 9 |
876 | I never wanted to believe all those side effects | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
877 | Life is a cabaret my son! | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
878 | We’re a big tent party. | 1.3210 | 0.04259 | 162 | 116 | 40 | 6 |
879 | I’ll be working from home today as well! | 1.3210 | 0.04348 | 162 | 117 | 38 | 7 |
880 | All we need now is bread. | 1.3209 | 0.04110 | 187 | 136 | 42 | 9 |
881 | Your parents sent us your resume’ , and you’ve been accepted. | 1.3208 | 0.04400 | 159 | 115 | 37 | 7 |
882 | You missed your exit. Mar a Lago's back one. | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
883 | I’ve really got to stop ordering stuff on Amazon after I’ve been drinking | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
884 | 'We wanted to run away to a stable home.' | 1.3207 | 0.04224 | 184 | 135 | 39 | 10 |
885 | The hearing went as planned! The judge was completely distracted. | 1.3207 | 0.03779 | 184 | 129 | 51 | 4 |
886 | They sure let you know when the circus is in town. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
887 | Andy, would you mind muting yourself? | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
888 | Judge Cannon, we're your legal support team. | 1.3205 | 0.04811 | 156 | 117 | 28 | 11 |
889 | Where’s the bathroom? | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
890 | No quiet quitting for you! | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 153 | 113 | 31 | 9 |
891 | I said circuit. | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
892 | The Republican National Convention must be coming to town. | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
893 | Who let the Republican Party in here? | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 153 | 113 | 31 | 9 |
894 | Oh My God, Honey, ... when did you start carrying a purse? | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
895 | The invitation said Come-As-You-Are. | 1.3202 | 0.04318 | 178 | 131 | 37 | 10 |
896 | Surprise, Gary! This is your let-him-down-easy Dear John message from Susan. | 1.3202 | 0.04463 | 178 | 133 | 33 | 12 |
897 | You've reached a thousand COVID-free days! | 1.3202 | 0.04092 | 178 | 128 | 43 | 7 |
898 | Seems like we should’ve knocked first. | 1.3200 | 0.04292 | 175 | 128 | 38 | 9 |
899 | Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey now available on DoorDash | 1.3200 | 0.04239 | 200 | 150 | 36 | 14 |
900 | Good news! I convinced the Circus to run away with me instead! | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
901 | I thought you said we were adopting a bonded pair. | 1.3197 | 0.04628 | 147 | 107 | 33 | 7 |
902 | Rejoice, my love : I get to work from home as well ! | 1.3195 | 0.04626 | 169 | 127 | 30 | 12 |
903 | You know I don’t like it when you bring your work home! | 1.3195 | 0.04471 | 169 | 125 | 34 | 10 |
904 | So that's what I'm hearing upstairs. | 1.3195 | 0.04058 | 169 | 120 | 44 | 5 |
905 | You found a parking spot? | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
906 | Our GPS stinks. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
907 | I hope your toilets work. | 1.3194 | 0.04050 | 191 | 139 | 43 | 9 |
908 | Looks like election season is in full swing | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
909 | The Republican Party sent us to dissuade you that our Democracy is in peril | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
910 | My family after I tell them I want a low key birthday celebration this year. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
911 | I hate when you bring your work home with you. | 1.3191 | 0.04160 | 188 | 138 | 40 | 10 |
912 | Good-bye, student loan! | 1.3191 | 0.04228 | 188 | 139 | 38 | 11 |
913 | Couples therapy has finally paid off. | 1.3191 | 0.04424 | 141 | 100 | 37 | 4 |
914 | But the surprise party is tomorrow, not today. | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
915 | Sorry you have got the wrong house... Waldo lives next door | 1.3190 | 0.04326 | 163 | 118 | 38 | 7 |
916 | You hit accept. Well this is some of what you accepted! | 1.3189 | 0.04274 | 185 | 137 | 37 | 11 |
917 | Bathroom stop. | 1.3189 | 0.04409 | 185 | 139 | 33 | 13 |
918 | My teacher will never believe this homework excuse. | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
919 | You should completely read through the website's terms of service before clicking yes. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
920 | Bob still didn't see the elephant in the room. | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
921 | Don't worry, we left the clowns in the car. | 1.3187 | 0.04105 | 182 | 132 | 42 | 8 |
922 | I ordered circus tickets,but not home delivery. | 1.3187 | 0.04105 | 182 | 132 | 42 | 8 |
923 | My book club decided on a different path. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
924 | Is this a good time…? | 1.3185 | 0.04541 | 135 | 96 | 35 | 4 |
925 | Are you the one that ordered the home entertainment channel? | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
926 | I didn't think you really meant it that your in-laws were a real cicus! | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
927 | Now that you are moving out, Dad and I can get back to normal! | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
928 | It all started with a pamphlet from the Jehovah’s Witnesses, and it just kind of spiraled from there. | 1.3184 | 0.04580 | 179 | 136 | 29 | 14 |
929 | I think you’ve got the wrong address | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
930 | We're here to please some of the people some of the time. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
931 | Hi Mom! | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
932 | Another political season afoot 🤡 🎪 | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
933 | It turns out you don't have to run away from home to join the circus! | 1.3179 | 0.04186 | 195 | 145 | 38 | 12 |
934 | Your mother-in-law is here | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
935 | You said to show more appreciation....so, thanks for doing the dishes! | 1.3179 | 0.04444 | 151 | 109 | 36 | 6 |
936 | We saw the tent in your back yard. | 1.3179 | 0.04241 | 151 | 107 | 40 | 4 |
937 | How would you feel if I told you I was pregnant? | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
938 | Well, at least I can afford my rent now. | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
939 | The Big Top is at the dry cleaners… | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
940 | Looks like Congress is in session. | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
941 | Honey, I've signed the divource papers | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
942 | Congratulations on being this website's 10,000th visitor! | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 105 | 39 | 4 |
943 | I figure we needed something until the January 6th hearings resume. | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
944 | I told you not to click on Truth Social! | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
945 | I knew I should have read the entire terms of service. | 1.3174 | 0.04338 | 167 | 122 | 37 | 8 |
946 | It turns out I am allowed to work from home after all... | 1.3174 | 0.04255 | 167 | 121 | 39 | 7 |
947 | It's a little-known benefit of Amazon Prime! | 1.3174 | 0.04081 | 167 | 119 | 43 | 5 |
948 | It must be election time again, which one of those clowns are our local candidates. | 1.3174 | 0.04502 | 167 | 124 | 33 | 10 |
949 | No elephant, no elephant, no elephant... | 1.3174 | 0.04255 | 167 | 121 | 39 | 7 |
950 | At least there’s no need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3172 | 0.04044 | 186 | 135 | 43 | 8 |
951 | We’re here to help you vote. | 1.3169 | 0.04159 | 183 | 134 | 40 | 9 |
952 | It’s the first day of school. | 1.3169 | 0.04511 | 142 | 102 | 35 | 5 |
953 | When i said I wanted prime amazon shipping i didn't mean this | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
954 | You said you wanted to spice things up. | 1.3168 | 0.04443 | 161 | 118 | 35 | 8 |
955 | You look like you’re ready to call it a night but this is Cirque du Overstay. | 1.3167 | 0.04054 | 180 | 130 | 43 | 7 |
956 | Nothing seems weird when you own a talking cat, right? | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
957 | We’re friends of your cat! | 1.3165 | 0.04925 | 158 | 121 | 24 | 13 |
958 | I thought I locked the door. | 1.3165 | 0.04315 | 158 | 114 | 38 | 6 |
959 | Honey, what was in that tea that you gave me | 1.3164 | 0.04251 | 177 | 130 | 38 | 9 |
960 | Want to be the human cannon ball? | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
961 | I will be very disappointed if one of you isn’t delivering my pizza. | 1.3161 | 0.04366 | 155 | 112 | 37 | 6 |
962 | I gotta stop smoking | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
963 | I just wanted a Dog and Pony show ... | 1.3161 | 0.04060 | 174 | 125 | 43 | 6 |
964 | I know you said not to bring my work home but.... | 1.3158 | 0.04218 | 152 | 108 | 40 | 4 |
965 | Welcome to 2024 MEGA convention | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
966 | Thank god I cancelled Netflix. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
967 | What no clowns? Send in the clowns! | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
968 | We’re here to say “Happy Day!” And also to tell you that your wife is leaving you. | 1.3158 | 0.04320 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
969 | A CIRCUS?, THATS your one wish? | 1.3158 | 0.04186 | 171 | 124 | 40 | 7 |
970 | You think this is funny? Wait till the clown shows up. | 1.3155 | 0.04233 | 168 | 122 | 39 | 7 |
971 | Honey, how’s this for adding some pizzazz to our sex life? | 1.3155 | 0.04558 | 168 | 126 | 31 | 11 |
972 | Can our bear use your toilet? He has to take a huge dump. | 1.3155 | 0.04399 | 168 | 124 | 35 | 9 |
973 | Just one of the risks of living in Baraboo. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
974 | Leave the door open and anyone can walk in. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
975 | See, Darling? I do have great leadership ability. | 1.3154 | 0.04507 | 130 | 92 | 35 | 3 |
976 | And you thought your coworkers are in’tents. | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 94 | 31 | 5 |
977 | I requested "Send in the Clowns!" | 1.3152 | 0.04350 | 184 | 138 | 34 | 12 |
978 | You’re back. | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
979 | I said pick up some Ben and Jerry's not Barnum and Bailey!!! | 1.3152 | 0.04195 | 165 | 119 | 40 | 6 |
980 | Noooooooooo. I thought it was via Zoom! | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
981 | Mom, " I know you love me, but isn't this a bit much?" | 1.3150 | 0.04430 | 127 | 89 | 36 | 2 |
982 | You were wrong. I am a leader. | 1.3148 | 0.04332 | 162 | 118 | 37 | 7 |
983 | I said "Send in the clowns" not the whole circus. | 1.3148 | 0.04332 | 162 | 118 | 37 | 7 |
984 | And I was worried you had forgotten my birthday. | 1.3147 | 0.04699 | 143 | 105 | 31 | 7 |
985 | Happy Birthday Whiskers! | 1.3147 | 0.04485 | 143 | 103 | 35 | 5 |
986 | NOW will you refill my food bowl? | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
987 | Hell yeah! | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
988 | Oh no! The in-laws again. | 1.3145 | 0.04648 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
989 | Remember, honey? Our lifestyle, pre-Covid? | 1.3145 | 0.04384 | 159 | 116 | 36 | 7 |
990 | All of you need to use the toilet? | 1.3144 | 0.04129 | 194 | 144 | 39 | 11 |
991 | For a minute I thought that we were being invaded by the Trump Administration. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
992 | A very young Werner Herzog experiences an inspiration. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
993 | Don’t get up. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
994 | You said our love life needed more variety. | 1.3143 | 0.04429 | 140 | 100 | 36 | 4 |
995 | The party is tomorrow , not tonight. | 1.3143 | 0.04655 | 140 | 102 | 32 | 6 |
996 | Happy 10th divorce anniversary ! | 1.3141 | 0.04302 | 191 | 144 | 34 | 13 |
997 | John, who has issues with impulsive online shopping. | 1.3141 | 0.04247 | 156 | 112 | 39 | 5 |
998 | It was at that moment when Greg fully understood just how wrong last night had gone. | 1.3141 | 0.04796 | 156 | 118 | 27 | 11 |
999 | I’ve asked you before not to bring your work home. | 1.3139 | 0.04605 | 137 | 99 | 33 | 5 |
1000 | I thought you weren’t coming to town until next week? | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
1001 | The circus has run away to join us. | 1.3138 | 0.04008 | 188 | 137 | 43 | 8 |
1002 | Oh look! It’s the new CNN! | 1.3137 | 0.04493 | 153 | 112 | 34 | 7 |
1003 | Okay, virtual's over. Back to the world! | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
1004 | ?Guess what the cat put in your coffee?" | 1.3137 | 0.04396 | 153 | 111 | 36 | 6 |
1005 | Your avocados are ripe! | 1.3136 | 0.04212 | 169 | 123 | 39 | 7 |
1006 | isn’t this better than anything on cable?” | 1.3135 | 0.03826 | 185 | 132 | 48 | 5 |
1007 | Hi. I just moved in next door. I get bored easily. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1008 | I'm not sure that I want the television of tomorrow. | 1.3134 | 0.04421 | 134 | 95 | 36 | 3 |
1009 | Is the Republican convention in town? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1010 | We come standard with your new subscription to the print edition. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
1011 | This is just the first ring. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1012 | I was just kidding when I said it’s like a three-ring circus around here. | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
1013 | Now that I finally have your attention, what do you think of my new boots? | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1014 | Your insurance company feels that this will be just as effective as your current high-priced medication. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1015 | We figured you'd ignore everything but the elephant in the room. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1016 | Oh No! We're at 1600 Pennsylvania STREET? | 1.3132 | 0.04092 | 182 | 133 | 41 | 8 |
1017 | What good is sitting alone in your room... | 1.3131 | 0.04006 | 198 | 146 | 42 | 10 |
1018 | I’m all for animal rights, but this has gone too far. | 1.3129 | 0.04403 | 147 | 106 | 36 | 5 |
1019 | I’m so glad that you encouraged me to find a hobby. | 1.3129 | 0.04310 | 163 | 119 | 37 | 7 |
1020 | Looks like a Trump rally has come to town. | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
1021 | You said we never entertain! | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
1022 | Seth, I know your life’s already a circus, but we really need a place to crash tonight. | 1.3125 | 0.04459 | 144 | 104 | 35 | 5 |
1023 | Didn't you call the suicide hotline? | 1.3125 | 0.04332 | 176 | 131 | 35 | 10 |
1024 | Did you hear about the girl who ran away with the circus? – The police made her bring it back! | 1.3121 | 0.04413 | 157 | 115 | 35 | 7 |
1025 | Where are the clowns? | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
1026 | May we borrow a cup of everything? | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
1027 | Hey there, I guess my sister forgot to tell you we'd be stopping by. | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
1028 | This is the newest technology- it’s called ‘live!’’’ | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
1029 | The boss said we can work from home today! | 1.3120 | 0.04602 | 125 | 89 | 33 | 3 |
1030 | That's odd. I don't remember a door over there. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1031 | Wait, my door was unlocked? | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1032 | I never should have eaten that macaroon. | 1.3117 | 0.04468 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
1033 | Wait! We're missing someone!" | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
1034 | Honey, Alexa auto-corrected ‘carne bowl’ again | 1.3116 | 0.04339 | 138 | 98 | 37 | 3 |
1035 | I thought that implied you were leaving. | 1.3116 | 0.04802 | 138 | 102 | 29 | 7 |
1036 | I’m not coming back to the office. The free donuts didn’t work, and this won’t either. | 1.3115 | 0.04358 | 183 | 138 | 33 | 12 |
1037 | You said you’d get aroused by a Big Top. | 1.3114 | 0.04153 | 167 | 121 | 40 | 6 |
1038 | Introducing the latest streaming service. We bring the content right in your house. | 1.3114 | 0.04239 | 167 | 122 | 38 | 7 |
1039 | You forgot to uncheck the box that said ‘Keep me informed about upcoming events.’ | 1.3113 | 0.04325 | 151 | 109 | 37 | 5 |
1040 | OK, which clown left the door open? | 1.3113 | 0.04426 | 151 | 110 | 35 | 6 |
1041 | We recognize that having an elephant in the room was inhumane. | 1.3113 | 0.04007 | 151 | 106 | 43 | 2 |
1042 | It’s more impressive in a car. | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
1043 | I've already told you, those weren't my monkeys. | 1.3113 | 0.04426 | 151 | 110 | 35 | 6 |
1044 | I know: I'm older than I look in my profile picture. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
1045 | Where are the 76 Trombones? | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
1046 | They followed me home . Can I keep them? | 1.3110 | 0.04017 | 164 | 117 | 43 | 4 |
1047 | They lifted the mask mandate! | 1.3109 | 0.04135 | 193 | 144 | 38 | 11 |
1048 | The great resignation was just not working for us. | 1.3108 | 0.04272 | 148 | 106 | 38 | 4 |
1049 | The fat lady called. She said she’s running late. | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 108 | 34 | 6 |
1050 | Hi, I’m Mary, president of the HOA. Welcome to the Haciendas. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1051 | C’mon, we’re storming the Capitol! | 1.3108 | 0.04378 | 148 | 107 | 36 | 5 |
1052 | I thought your mother left town | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
1053 | You can probably guess what I'm leaving you to join. | 1.3107 | 0.04160 | 177 | 130 | 39 | 8 |
1054 | Don't mind us. We're just passing through. | 1.3107 | 0.03839 | 177 | 126 | 47 | 4 |
1055 | Thanks for waiting up. We're your Air B&B guests. | 1.3107 | 0.04312 | 177 | 132 | 35 | 10 |
1056 | Guess what? My family reunion's not cancelled after all! | 1.3106 | 0.04320 | 132 | 93 | 37 | 2 |
1057 | Since we were already in town, we thought we might as well move in with you. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
1058 | Can you juggle? | 1.3106 | 0.04451 | 132 | 94 | 35 | 3 |
1059 | Congratulations on your surprise move out of my apartment! | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
1060 | I decided to work from home today. | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
1061 | So its true, Donald Trump is indeed standing for President again ! | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
1062 | Once the cat succeeded in hypnotising his owner, the mind games began. | 1.3103 | 0.04126 | 174 | 127 | 40 | 7 |
1063 | Everyone vaccinated? Right? | 1.3103 | 0.04126 | 174 | 127 | 40 | 7 |
1064 | This is what happens when you walk on the keyboard. | 1.3103 | 0.04096 | 145 | 102 | 41 | 2 |
1065 | And Jerry realized he accidentally signed up for AirBarnum'nBailey | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1066 | You know what you have to do . Go right for the juggler. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1067 | I thought the family reunion was next week | 1.3103 | 0.04284 | 174 | 129 | 36 | 9 |
1068 | Mother arrives in an hour, you know she'll expect a fanfare | 1.3101 | 0.04390 | 158 | 116 | 35 | 7 |
1069 | Welcome to our live stream! | 1.3101 | 0.04297 | 158 | 115 | 37 | 6 |
1070 | Turns out it WAS Steve’s circus & they WERE his monkeys. | 1.3101 | 0.04570 | 158 | 118 | 31 | 9 |
1071 | Circus-gram for Andy! | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
1072 | Guess what was half price on Amazon. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1073 | Allan realizes his reputation as the “neighbourhood clown” has finally caught up to him. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1074 | Hi, we saw your ad for a free tent…? | 1.3099 | 0.04489 | 171 | 129 | 31 | 11 |
1075 | How many times do I have to tell you, "Not my monkey, not my circus!" | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
1076 | Your mother sent us | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
1077 | Now I've finally got your attention - can you please do the dishes? | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1078 | We have exciting news about your expiring car warranty! | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
1079 | Hi,we're your new next door neighbors. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1080 | We fill in when the Welcome Wagon is away. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1081 | Look what followed me home! | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1082 | My family dropped in for Labor Day | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
1083 | Therapy without follow-through is a waste of time. | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
1084 | Guess what? I'm the new neighbor! | 1.3092 | 0.04094 | 152 | 108 | 41 | 3 |
1085 | 'You got the wrong apartment. The Sondheims live upstairs.' | 1.3092 | 0.04781 | 152 | 115 | 27 | 10 |
1086 | Whoa! The 2024 election season is starting early. | 1.3092 | 0.03941 | 207 | 154 | 42 | 11 |
1087 | Get Ready! Your DoorDash arrives in four minutes. | 1.3091 | 0.04266 | 165 | 121 | 37 | 7 |
1088 | The MAGA Troop is here. | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
1089 | Judy Collins sent us. | 1.3089 | 0.04637 | 123 | 88 | 32 | 3 |
1090 | Hi! Would you like to hear about our special on carpet cleaning? | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
1091 | I told ya, working from home can be a circus.. | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
1092 | Mom's going to be home any minute - you guys have to leave! | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
1093 | Meet my new friends from Burning Man! | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
1094 | The elephant will be using the garage door, FYI. | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
1095 | I brought some coworkers home for dinner | 1.3085 | 0.03850 | 188 | 136 | 46 | 6 |
1096 | Yes. Your life really is a circus. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1097 | For the last time, it's not a sex thing. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1098 | I said, ‘my life is a circus’, not ‘I want a circus in my life’ ! | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1099 | You're still getting the dry food | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1100 | She just loves a bear market! | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 35 | 5 |
1101 | Sorry we’re late. The freeway was a circus. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
1102 | ..and so the November Elections parade begins. | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 35 | 5 |
1103 | All I said was, "Was a thank you too much to ask!" | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1104 | Wrong address | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1105 | If you were a dog, you'd be much more excited right now. | 1.3081 | 0.04232 | 172 | 127 | 37 | 8 |
1106 | You’re finally getting to meet my family. | 1.3081 | 0.04151 | 172 | 126 | 39 | 7 |
1107 | We’re protesting boredom. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1108 | Too subtle? | 1.3077 | 0.04352 | 143 | 103 | 36 | 4 |
1109 | Dr. Bergemann told me to be more open about my desires. | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
1110 | Oh, you said, 'Circuit training?' My bad. | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
1111 | We're celebrating your hallucination! | 1.3077 | 0.04196 | 169 | 124 | 38 | 7 |
1112 | It's fashion week again | 1.3077 | 0.04420 | 156 | 115 | 34 | 7 |
1113 | I see the circus is in town! | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1114 | The Indoor Circus! Coming to you live! | 1.3077 | 0.04420 | 156 | 115 | 34 | 7 |
1115 | This time, the circus is joining you! | 1.3077 | 0.04112 | 169 | 123 | 40 | 6 |
1116 | Good news--They finally said I could work from home!" | 1.3077 | 0.04228 | 156 | 113 | 38 | 5 |
1117 | The mid-terms are coming up !!! | 1.3077 | 0.04420 | 156 | 115 | 34 | 7 |
1118 | We missed working from home. | 1.3077 | 0.04196 | 169 | 124 | 38 | 7 |
1119 | If you're not busy, we could really use a lion tamer. | 1.3077 | 0.03937 | 169 | 121 | 44 | 4 |
1120 | Good news,my request to go fully remote was approved! | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1121 | Happy National Excessive Celebration Day! | 1.3077 | 0.04325 | 156 | 114 | 36 | 6 |
1122 | Watching the news in 2022. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1123 | I warned you not to get a pool.' | 1.3077 | 0.04741 | 130 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
1124 | But you liked all of us on your feeds. | 1.3077 | 0.04025 | 169 | 122 | 42 | 5 |
1125 | It looks as though electioneering has started early. | 1.3073 | 0.04121 | 179 | 132 | 39 | 8 |
1126 | Did you order a circus? | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1127 | I didn't know that your family was in town. | 1.3072 | 0.04377 | 153 | 112 | 35 | 6 |
1128 | Hi, hip, hooray. He put the toilet seat down. | 1.3072 | 0.04475 | 153 | 113 | 33 | 7 |
1129 | Um, we’re a shoes-off home | 1.3071 | 0.04289 | 140 | 100 | 37 | 3 |
1130 | Ask Barnum. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1131 | Your mother wished to express her amazement that you finally remembered to call her on her birthday. | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
1132 | What? no elephant??? | 1.3071 | 0.04543 | 127 | 91 | 33 | 3 |
1133 | Relax. The elephants retired years ago. | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
1134 | Honey, did you by any chance invite the Republican senators over for dinner tonight? | 1.3068 | 0.04393 | 176 | 133 | 32 | 11 |
1135 | YOU WANTED TO LIVEN UP OUR MARRIAGE! | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
1136 | I love it, but your competitor just offered me weekly pedicures and cheesesteaks for life! | 1.3067 | 0.04225 | 150 | 108 | 38 | 4 |
1137 | And to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street. | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
1138 | The Murphys' had a flamethrower and a contortionist when they listed their house. They got $20,000 above asking price | 1.3066 | 0.04464 | 137 | 99 | 34 | 4 |
1139 | Today, there was zero chance it was going to rain on his parade. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
1140 | Never tell a kitten your password. | 1.3066 | 0.04464 | 137 | 99 | 34 | 4 |
1141 | Holy cow, look what the cat dragged in! | 1.3065 | 0.04297 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
1142 | Wait till you have kids. | 1.3062 | 0.04063 | 160 | 115 | 41 | 4 |
1143 | And this is why I'm long the metaverse | 1.3061 | 0.04383 | 147 | 107 | 35 | 5 |
1144 | You can have anything delivered these days. | 1.3061 | 0.04275 | 147 | 106 | 37 | 4 |
1145 | Turn off your phones location service. | 1.3061 | 0.04488 | 147 | 108 | 33 | 6 |
1146 | The Parade of Trump Judiciary. | 1.3061 | 0.04488 | 147 | 108 | 33 | 6 |
1147 | I didn't run away and join- I brought the circus home! | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
1148 | Frank begins to wonder if perhaps he shouldn't have eaten that mouldy rye bread. | 1.3060 | 0.04413 | 183 | 140 | 30 | 13 |
1149 | Congratulations -- you've been voted introvert of the year! | 1.3060 | 0.04397 | 134 | 96 | 35 | 3 |
1150 | Did you tell them you were a lion? | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1151 | Congratulations! You won an argument on the internet! | 1.3060 | 0.04645 | 134 | 98 | 31 | 5 |
1152 | Not only are THEY here, they brought all their friends, too” | 1.3059 | 0.04176 | 170 | 125 | 38 | 7 |
1153 | Sorry, honey - I brought work home with me again. | 1.3059 | 0.04176 | 170 | 125 | 38 | 7 |
1154 | Thought I swiped right? | 1.3058 | 0.04522 | 121 | 86 | 33 | 2 |
1155 | Oh, so it WAS your monkey and your circus? | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
1156 | I know you said let's not make a production out of it. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1157 | Candidate canvassing is out of control. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1158 | "WE DIDN'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAY! | 1.3056 | 0.04250 | 180 | 135 | 35 | 10 |
1159 | Ignore the umbrella. It's not going to rain on this parade. | 1.3056 | 0.03947 | 180 | 131 | 43 | 6 |
1160 | clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here i am… bathroom attendant at the circus | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1161 | I understand you just googled "freak show." | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1162 | Does this surprise include a poo poo clean up crew. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1163 | You just purchased the Circus Parade APP. Rates may apply. | 1.3054 | 0.04222 | 167 | 123 | 37 | 7 |
1164 | It's a family reunion | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
1165 | But where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Send in the clowns. | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
1166 | Are you aware that school starts tomorrow? | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1167 | Great! Congress is back in session ! | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1168 | This no-ring, no-knock home entry practice is a 3-D circus when a 3-ring roustabout outside policy would be preferable. | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1169 | Yes, this is your circus! | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1170 | They were all out of bread. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1171 | It's another 'elephant in the room' cartoon - wait for it... | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
1172 | Well, I guess the rent did seem suspiciously low for a place so close to the Park. | 1.3052 | 0.04353 | 154 | 113 | 35 | 6 |
1173 | Have you seen a VW Beetle? We've lost our clowns! | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1174 | When The Circus Comes To Tom | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1175 | Hi, hon. The others will be here soon. And don't worry about Millie the Bear. She cleans up after herself. | 1.3048 | 0.04070 | 187 | 139 | 39 | 9 |
1176 | This live entertainment comes with compliments of your TV repair shop. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
1177 | Your wife filed for divorce. She sent us over to cheer you up! | 1.3047 | 0.04778 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
1178 | DOOR-TO-DOOR CIRCUS | 1.3046 | 0.04095 | 151 | 108 | 40 | 3 |
1179 | Running away with the circus is so much easier now that you can do it remotely. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
1180 | We are the Mar-a-Lago lawyers corps - make way! | 1.3046 | 0.04422 | 174 | 132 | 31 | 11 |
1181 | Is this because I called you a clown? | 1.3043 | 0.04316 | 138 | 99 | 36 | 3 |
1182 | Agreed, there are some things that just aren't the same virtually, no matter how good your flat screen is. | 1.3041 | 0.04396 | 171 | 129 | 32 | 10 |
1183 | Well, someone said 'Send in the Clowns'. | 1.3041 | 0.03986 | 171 | 124 | 42 | 5 |
1184 | And we're just the first act! | 1.3041 | 0.04462 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
1185 | Just when he thought he was out, they pulled him back in. | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
1186 | They keep juggling apartments. | 1.3041 | 0.04358 | 148 | 108 | 35 | 5 |
1187 | I rented an insanely large apartment hoping this day would come! | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
1188 | You recently purchased the in-depth search at YourAncestry.com?” | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
1189 | Our second date should be really fun! | 1.3038 | 0.04279 | 158 | 116 | 36 | 6 |
1190 | Is it my birthday? | 1.3037 | 0.04616 | 135 | 99 | 31 | 5 |
1191 | Harold, did you take your pills? | 1.3036 | 0.04285 | 168 | 125 | 35 | 8 |
1192 | Ignore the turtle - he tries to be complicated. | 1.3036 | 0.03938 | 168 | 121 | 43 | 4 |
1193 | Steve regretted buying a house on the parade route. | 1.3034 | 0.04412 | 145 | 106 | 34 | 5 |
1194 | The citizens's association welcomes Robert to the neighborhood. | 1.3034 | 0.03968 | 178 | 130 | 42 | 6 |
1195 | Waze said to make a right. | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1196 | You're interested in renting the clown-sized room? | 1.3033 | 0.04640 | 122 | 88 | 31 | 3 |
1197 | Did you order a distraction? | 1.3032 | 0.03924 | 155 | 110 | 43 | 2 |
1198 | Don't worry, we brought our own food! | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1199 | At last, a kinder, gentler IRS audit. | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1200 | Barbara... I said I needed your help with a short circuit | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1201 | Everyone out except that bear with the purse. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1202 | Shouldn’t have eaten that last edible. | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
1203 | Looks like the circus has run awayay to live with us | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1204 | We're returning the visit you paid to our Facebook page! | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
1205 | A new initiative to make home more like the office. | 1.3029 | 0.04170 | 175 | 130 | 37 | 8 |
1206 | My birthday was LAST month. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1207 | Trump must be in town. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1208 | These Zoomers have no respect for personal space. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1209 | My company merger has turned into a real circus. | 1.3028 | 0.04239 | 142 | 102 | 37 | 3 |
1210 | We work from home now. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
1211 | Next time you click "Accept" on the Disney Primo bundle you should read the fine print | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1212 | Young Dr Seuss gets an inspiration in his new house on Mulberry Street. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1213 | If you can juggle and swallow a sword, you’re hired. | 1.3027 | 0.04021 | 185 | 137 | 40 | 8 |
1214 | Don’t you just love it when I bring my work home? | 1.3027 | 0.03948 | 185 | 136 | 42 | 7 |
1215 | Actually, this is part of Prime now. | 1.3026 | 0.04282 | 152 | 111 | 36 | 5 |
1216 | If it's not too late, I'd cancel the circus app before the elephants get to the door. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1217 | There just wasn't enough space in your head anymore | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1218 | Today was a circus, and I brought some work home. | 1.3025 | 0.04021 | 162 | 117 | 41 | 4 |
1219 | We've brought your work environment home to you! | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
1220 | And you thought I was just a house-mate! | 1.3023 | 0.04348 | 129 | 92 | 35 | 2 |
1221 | Now, promise you won’t get upset… | 1.3023 | 0.04348 | 129 | 92 | 35 | 2 |
1222 | Stupid Grindr...why would I want my next hook-up to be circus-sized? Thanks autocorrect. | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
1223 | There must be a mistake, we only ordered one ring. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1224 | I quit the law firm, can you tell the difference? | 1.3022 | 0.04410 | 139 | 101 | 34 | 4 |
1225 | Oh. You ordered PIZZA, not "pizzazz"? | 1.3022 | 0.04410 | 139 | 101 | 34 | 4 |
1226 | Pretty certain I just told them, “send in the clowns!” | 1.3022 | 0.04290 | 139 | 100 | 36 | 3 |
1227 | We would've been here sooner, but have you ever tried to get a snake to wear a hat? | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1228 | I made so many friends at Burning Man! | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1229 | John W. Smith and family, welcome to the neighborhood from Cirque du Peoria! | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
1230 | Honey, your family just arrived. | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
1231 | Hip! Hip! Hooray!! The toilet seat is down today!! | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
1232 | Thank God it’s Friday! | 1.3019 | 0.04162 | 159 | 116 | 38 | 5 |
1233 | Once again my daughter Nancy is making sure I am not bored now that I'm retired! | 1.3019 | 0.04256 | 159 | 117 | 36 | 6 |
1234 | Sorry, Mom. I guess they really are my monkeys and it really is my circus. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1235 | I ran into Mr. Ringling, Mr. Barnum and Mr. Bailey at the farmer's market. They're coming over for happy hour. | 1.3018 | 0.04095 | 169 | 124 | 39 | 6 |
1236 | If you don’t go to the circus, the circus will come to you. | 1.3017 | 0.04452 | 116 | 82 | 33 | 1 |
1237 | I think we are going to need a bigger tent. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1238 | Uncle Luke sent us. It's your birthday! | 1.3015 | 0.04344 | 136 | 98 | 35 | 3 |
1239 | You're the menu special for our bear! | 1.3014 | 0.04278 | 146 | 106 | 36 | 4 |
1240 | Good day at the office? | 1.3014 | 0.04493 | 146 | 108 | 32 | 6 |
1241 | ‘Simon turned to watch the news.’ | 1.3014 | 0.04387 | 146 | 107 | 34 | 5 |
1242 | The Passport office is an understaffed circus. | 1.3014 | 0.04278 | 146 | 106 | 36 | 4 |
1243 | And you said the circus was in Washington D.C. | 1.3014 | 0.04278 | 146 | 106 | 36 | 4 |
1244 | So this is how the circus wants to fight the streaming services?! | 1.3014 | 0.04493 | 146 | 108 | 32 | 6 |
1245 | They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha... | 1.3013 | 0.04209 | 156 | 114 | 37 | 5 |
1246 | So *you* told the FBI where the documents were in Mar-A-Lago? | 1.3013 | 0.04675 | 156 | 119 | 27 | 10 |
1247 | Sorry I had to bring my work home but the tent's being cleaned. | 1.3012 | 0.04227 | 166 | 123 | 36 | 7 |
1248 | Uh oh. Airbnb double booked. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1249 | What are you telling me? | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1250 | I don't like surprises. | 1.3008 | 0.04651 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
1251 | I was bored until my life became a circus. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1252 | Someone order a cat video with all the extras?” | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1253 | Look what the cat dragged in this time. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1254 | I didn't know One-day delivery would be that fast. | 1.3007 | 0.04330 | 143 | 104 | 35 | 4 |
1255 | Oh good, the cat-sitters are here. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1256 | I'm leaving your cheating ass! Woo! | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1257 | The fastest way to town turns out to be through your house. | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
1258 | I was just practicing my baton routine and they all just started following me. | 1.3007 | 0.04051 | 153 | 110 | 40 | 3 |
1259 | We're moving from your son's dreams into your nightmares. | 1.3007 | 0.04156 | 153 | 111 | 38 | 4 |
1260 | Instead of running off to join the Circus I invited them to stay with us. | 1.3006 | 0.04095 | 163 | 119 | 39 | 5 |
1261 | All I said was, "Siri, show me Syracuse." | 1.3006 | 0.04195 | 173 | 129 | 36 | 8 |
1262 | The FBI was busy so we're in charge of the search | 1.3000 | 0.04309 | 150 | 110 | 35 | 5 |
1263 | And to think I saw it on Pennsylvania Avenue. | 1.3000 | 0.04265 | 140 | 101 | 36 | 3 |
1264 | 2024 | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1265 | When John Fogerty forgets to lock his back door. | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
1266 | When the realtor said parade path I thought she was joking | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1267 | Don’t you just hate being in a swing state this time of year? | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
1268 | Company! | 1.3000 | 0.04456 | 130 | 94 | 33 | 3 |
1269 | “Mind if we make a pit stop?’ | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
1270 | Yes, your cat can join you. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1271 | It was our marraige counselor's idea! | 1.3000 | 0.04152 | 190 | 144 | 35 | 11 |
1272 | The neighbors like to entertain. | 1.3000 | 0.04140 | 160 | 117 | 38 | 5 |
1273 | Does your Cat Have a Hat? | 1.3000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 87 | 30 | 3 |
1274 | So mr smarty pants, you wanted to work from home to get away from the circus at work, huh!?! | 1.3000 | 0.04384 | 140 | 102 | 34 | 4 |
1275 | Alexa, I said Circuit City, not Cirque Du Soleil | 1.3000 | 0.04716 | 130 | 96 | 29 | 5 |
1276 | The boss said I could work from home today! | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1277 | This new streaming service is the best virtual reality out there | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1278 | We decided to run away and join you for a change. | 1.2995 | 0.04056 | 187 | 140 | 38 | 9 |
1279 | Who says you have to leave home to join the circus? | 1.2994 | 0.03634 | 177 | 126 | 49 | 2 |
1280 | Thought it was time we met. We live downstairs. | 1.2994 | 0.04455 | 167 | 127 | 30 | 10 |
1281 | Roger's order for new 'open door circuits' had been terribly mishandled. | 1.2994 | 0.04455 | 167 | 127 | 30 | 10 |
1282 | I actually wasn't expecting you until noon. | 1.2994 | 0.04614 | 167 | 129 | 26 | 12 |
1283 | Hi neighbor - can we borrow a cup of sugar? | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1284 | Cousin Leo befriended a circus flea and the rest is history | 1.2994 | 0.04088 | 157 | 114 | 39 | 4 |
1285 | Don’t worry, we’re gonna clean your ducts just like we promised. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
1286 | We're from the government and we're here to help you. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
1287 | You’re a smart cat, but your brother definitely wins the “what the cat dragged in” contest. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
1288 | Well I did ask my little sister to drop by, but ... | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1289 | Oh, it must be election season again... | 1.2993 | 0.04317 | 137 | 99 | 35 | 3 |
1290 | Alexander Calder will be along in a minute. | 1.2993 | 0.04061 | 137 | 97 | 39 | 1 |
1291 | You know, at first I was skeptical of your plan for a circus-themed orgy, but I'm actually having a lot of fun. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1292 | Now do I have your attention? | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
1293 | Sorry, my new circus job is “work from home”. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1294 | When the circus runs away and joins you. | 1.2991 | 0.04585 | 117 | 84 | 31 | 2 |
1295 | You must be the sad clown the landlady told us about. | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
1296 | The elephant’s stuck in the elevator again. | 1.2987 | 0.04235 | 154 | 113 | 36 | 5 |
1297 | Honey, did you say your family was coming over this weekend? | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1298 | We heard that one of you wanted to join the circus. | 1.2985 | 0.04241 | 134 | 96 | 36 | 2 |
1299 | To be honest, 'No Solicitors' is a little vague. | 1.2985 | 0.04372 | 134 | 97 | 34 | 3 |
1300 | This is the show I was telling you about- it’s the greatest! | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1301 | You're dating an extrovert! | 1.2985 | 0.04372 | 134 | 97 | 34 | 3 |
1302 | Please. No elephants. | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
1303 | Okay, so they're weird. Weird friends are better than no friends at all. | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
1304 | Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood! | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1305 | Oh, Congress is in session again. | 1.2983 | 0.04067 | 181 | 135 | 38 | 8 |
1306 | Here come the in-laws. | 1.2982 | 0.04055 | 171 | 126 | 39 | 6 |
1307 | Candidates meet the voters... | 1.2982 | 0.03969 | 171 | 125 | 41 | 5 |
1308 | The Trump legal defense fund needs another contribution. | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
1309 | Is the guest room tidied up? | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
1310 | Wow. Uber Eats really will deliver anything. | 1.2982 | 0.04684 | 171 | 134 | 23 | 14 |
1311 | Did you forget that my maiden name was Barnum? | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
1312 | This time the circus ran off to join me! | 1.2981 | 0.04211 | 161 | 119 | 36 | 6 |
1313 | I then learned the true meaning of 'kit and caboodle'. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1314 | look who the dog let in | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1315 | One year ago,to the day,Fluffy ran way and joined the circus ! | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1316 | I didn't realize the auditions for the next New Yorker cartoon would be so competitive. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1317 | These are just some friends from work. | 1.2978 | 0.03704 | 178 | 128 | 47 | 3 |
1318 | I can work from home now! | 1.2978 | 0.04186 | 178 | 134 | 35 | 9 |
1319 | You voted for a clown, yes? | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
1320 | It’s the latest TikTok challenge. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1321 | I'm feeling really empowered today! | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
1322 | Not really what I met when I said find a job that lets you work from home. | 1.2977 | 0.04559 | 131 | 96 | 31 | 4 |
1323 | Your father's behind me with the groceries. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1324 | Oh No! I never should have opened that App! | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
1325 | It's a new direct delivery streaming entertainment service. | 1.2976 | 0.04098 | 168 | 124 | 38 | 6 |
1326 | Tell Sondheim, They’re here, Apt 202! | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1327 | Did someone say superspreader event! | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
1328 | Our SWAT team is trying something new. | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
1329 | Congratulations, kid! That eBay auction wasn't a gag after all! | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1330 | See honey, I told you working from home really is a circus. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1331 | Happy birthday, Arnold, we are your circus-o-gram from all at the office! | 1.2971 | 0.04291 | 138 | 100 | 35 | 3 |
1332 | Your cousin is on the bass drum. | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1333 | We're his other friends, from when you let him outside at night. | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1334 | Maybe I shouldn't have advertised my home on Airbnb as being fun for all ages and pet friendly' after all... | 1.2971 | 0.04413 | 138 | 101 | 33 | 4 |
1335 | Popcorn for dinner again. | 1.2971 | 0.04413 | 138 | 101 | 33 | 4 |
1336 | My friends! Always clowning around. | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1337 | Oh man, is that a unicycle? I know I clicked on the bicycle option. | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1338 | I didn't join the circus, honey. They joined me! | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1339 | It's a DR. SEUSS-A-GRAM!! | 1.2970 | 0.04143 | 165 | 122 | 37 | 6 |
1340 | Wait. This is NOT my circus. | 1.2970 | 0.04486 | 165 | 126 | 29 | 10 |
1341 | A circus Airbnb in a one bedroom apartment?! You can’t even deal with my litter box!!! | 1.2969 | 0.04621 | 128 | 94 | 30 | 4 |
1342 | Let us entertain you | 1.2969 | 0.04347 | 128 | 92 | 34 | 2 |
1343 | Guys, book group is not til tomorrow! | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
1344 | Circusgram!! | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
1345 | It started to rain. | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
1346 | My boss said I had to bring my work home with me. | 1.2968 | 0.04111 | 155 | 113 | 38 | 4 |
1347 | You're early - his birthday's tomorrow! | 1.2968 | 0.04008 | 155 | 112 | 40 | 3 |
1348 | It’s a circus out there, so we decided to come back home. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1349 | Have you seen any 600 lb. elephants? | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1350 | What a pleasant surprise, my Ringling Bros. order arrived early! | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1351 | Where’s the barrel of monkeys ? | 1.2968 | 0.04111 | 155 | 113 | 38 | 4 |
1352 | I'll bet you're waiting for the elephant in the room. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1353 | I ask for the Parade Magazine, not a parae. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1354 | Alexa sent us.. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1355 | I aced my circus class! | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1356 | All of Donald Trump's endorsed candidates have been seen rehearsing for his next rally. | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1357 | You're not until next week's cartoon. | 1.2966 | 0.04390 | 145 | 107 | 33 | 5 |
1358 | The 1st day of school deserves a celebration of epic proportions! | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
1359 | My twin brother always throws extravagant surprise birthday parties. | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
1360 | Mark, we're here for an intervention, things haven't been the same since you stopped juggling and we need you back. | 1.2966 | 0.04280 | 145 | 106 | 35 | 4 |
1361 | We found your purse in the tent. | 1.2965 | 0.04035 | 172 | 127 | 39 | 6 |
1362 | Family reunion time? Already?? | 1.2965 | 0.04280 | 172 | 130 | 33 | 9 |
1363 | Look who I ran into! | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
1364 | I know I said that I was shopping for shoes. But I saw them in the window and they followed me home! | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1365 | I almost forgot it was election season. | 1.2963 | 0.04189 | 162 | 120 | 36 | 6 |
1366 | The in-laws are here. | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
1367 | Oh my, maybe it is my circus! | 1.2963 | 0.04470 | 135 | 99 | 32 | 4 |
1368 | Congratulations...you were sent a circus-gram! | 1.2963 | 0.04470 | 135 | 99 | 32 | 4 |
1369 | Looks like traffic on 5th Av is redirected today | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1370 | I want to entertain more! | 1.2963 | 0.04002 | 162 | 118 | 40 | 4 |
1371 | Board Meeting | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
1372 | The boss said I can start working from home! | 1.2961 | 0.04013 | 179 | 133 | 39 | 7 |
1373 | Instead of running away to join the circus we brought it to you! | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
1374 | What, no bearded lady? | 1.2961 | 0.03943 | 152 | 109 | 41 | 2 |
1375 | Not my monkey,not my circus! | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1376 | Don't worry. We'll all sleep in our tiny car. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1377 | When I said don't rain on my parade, I didn't mean bring it in the house. | 1.2960 | 0.04254 | 125 | 89 | 35 | 1 |
1378 | …enough is enough…these birthday telegrams got to stop… | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 91 | 31 | 3 |
1379 | And presenting the little box you checked after signing up for cable service. | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
1380 | Must you always bring your work home with you? | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
1381 | Honey, they followed me home. Can I keep ‘em? | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
1382 | They were out of crackers. | 1.2958 | 0.03971 | 142 | 101 | 40 | 1 |
1383 | We are a physical manifestation of your TikTok history. | 1.2958 | 0.04215 | 142 | 103 | 36 | 3 |
1384 | If Tommy will not come to the circus then the circus must come to Tommy. | 1.2958 | 0.04557 | 142 | 106 | 30 | 6 |
1385 | You might want to grab your shovel. | 1.2958 | 0.04332 | 142 | 104 | 34 | 4 |
1386 | Bob didn’t fully realize what he had signed up for when he offered to host the Flat Earther meet-up this month. | 1.2958 | 0.04095 | 142 | 102 | 38 | 2 |
1387 | We ARE following the GPS! Stop asking! | 1.2958 | 0.04095 | 142 | 102 | 38 | 2 |
1388 | Susy your B and B guests are here. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1389 | Trump's running. | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1390 | Do you have a moment to discuss the circus? | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
1391 | Sorry, I brought some work home tonight. | 1.2956 | 0.04142 | 159 | 117 | 37 | 5 |
1392 | Pretty sure they're here for you this time. | 1.2956 | 0.04142 | 159 | 117 | 37 | 5 |
1393 | Can’t believe you’re here, I was just about to run away to join you guys. | 1.2956 | 0.04142 | 159 | 117 | 37 | 5 |
1394 | YOU won’t believe who I met shopping today! | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
1395 | I didn't like the 'running away' part. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1396 | This is on you. You didn’t read the terms & conditions. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
1397 | Your Pay-per-View is here! | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
1398 | Can YouTube do this??? | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1399 | We heard your cat needed some cheering up. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1400 | Come on ... It's over ... time to get back in the world | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1401 | We're here to take you to your happy place. If you dont want to go you can tell us leave. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1402 | It’s crazy out there! | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
1403 | We were in the neighborhood. | 1.2952 | 0.04295 | 166 | 125 | 33 | 8 |
1404 | It’s the turn-off-your-computer-and-come-back-to-life parade! | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1405 | It's que sera, sera, time. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1406 | Where’s Waldo? | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1407 | Must be midterm season... | 1.2951 | 0.04755 | 122 | 90 | 28 | 4 |
1408 | Puffy, we’ve come for you. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1409 | I guess these are my monkeys, and this is my circus. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1410 | OH NO! HOW DID I ORDER YOU GUYS AGAIN! | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1411 | The monkey is off my back, but the circus is still in town. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1412 | Are the mid-terms here already? | 1.2950 | 0.04504 | 139 | 103 | 31 | 5 |
1413 | When the pet sitter said she'd keep you entertained, I had no idea. | 1.2950 | 0.04504 | 139 | 103 | 31 | 5 |
1414 | Microsoft congratulates you as the last person to quit WordPerfect on Windows NT! | 1.2950 | 0.04386 | 139 | 102 | 33 | 4 |
1415 | I’m home! | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
1416 | Or would you rather go back to Netflix? | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
1417 | Congratulations, and welcome to DEMOCRACY NOW! | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
1418 | The dude with the schythe is right behind us; he's just trying to lose the "grim" image. | 1.2946 | 0.04684 | 112 | 81 | 29 | 2 |
1419 | Happy Birthday Dear Calvin ... | 1.2946 | 0.04591 | 129 | 95 | 30 | 4 |
1420 | But I do listen! | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
1421 | Look! It's Congress! | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1422 | Don’t look at me. You married her. | 1.2946 | 0.05324 | 129 | 101 | 18 | 10 |
1423 | Outdoor cats have all the fun. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1424 | This is exactly the dream I had last night. | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
1425 | The elephant is running late. He decided to take the stairs. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1426 | Too late! The clown car just left! | 1.2946 | 0.04457 | 129 | 94 | 32 | 3 |
1427 | Don’t look so surprised. It’s your cat’s birthday. | 1.2946 | 0.04319 | 129 | 93 | 34 | 2 |
1428 | Free checking and circus included. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1429 | This is why you don't feed a stray cat. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1430 | I knew I should not have played "Send in the Clowns" that one last time. | 1.2945 | 0.04076 | 163 | 120 | 38 | 5 |
1431 | Just show us where to pitch the Big Top. | 1.2941 | 0.04676 | 119 | 87 | 29 | 3 |
1432 | Remember when I said “NOT MY CIRCUS” ? | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1433 | Yeah, but on the lunar calendar it's today. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1434 | My God, did Oz win? | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1435 | Aw, wouldn't you know it, I just vacuumed. | 1.2941 | 0.04142 | 170 | 127 | 36 | 7 |
1436 | You're really taking it well. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1437 | I'm sorry—were you on a call? | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1438 | Netflix's "Surprise Me" button is getting out of hand! | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1439 | Someone here wish upon a star? | 1.2941 | 0.04361 | 119 | 85 | 33 | 1 |
1440 | The circus always arrives without warning. | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1441 | Who’s an old stick-in-the-mud now? | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1442 | Hi hon I’m home. Hope you don’t mind that I brought some work home with me tonight. | 1.2941 | 0.04318 | 136 | 99 | 34 | 3 |
1443 | So THAT’s what a big tent party actually looks like? | 1.2941 | 0.04030 | 153 | 111 | 39 | 3 |
1444 | My birthday was yesterday. | 1.2937 | 0.04486 | 160 | 122 | 29 | 9 |
1445 | And there’s no homework in the circus | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 160 | 120 | 33 | 7 |
1446 | So happy you didn't make any fuss over mu birthday! | 1.2937 | 0.04215 | 160 | 119 | 35 | 6 |
1447 | You say it’s your birthday! | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 160 | 120 | 33 | 7 |
1448 | Can't you ever leave your work at your office? | 1.2937 | 0.04024 | 160 | 117 | 39 | 4 |
1449 | Jimmy’s Google search yielded interesting results. | 1.2937 | 0.04121 | 160 | 118 | 37 | 5 |
1450 | They say it's your birthday. . . | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1451 | It's crazy, I just walk on that thing on your lap and all sorts of things start showing up. | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
1452 | So we thought, ‘If you can’t take a man to the circus…’ | 1.2937 | 0.04191 | 143 | 104 | 36 | 3 |
1453 | Introducing midterm election season! | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1454 | Marry a clown, expect a circus! | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 143 | 105 | 34 | 4 |
1455 | Please leave your shoes at the door. | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1456 | We missed you at the parade. | 1.2937 | 0.04655 | 126 | 93 | 29 | 4 |
1457 | Damn 'Reply All'. | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
1458 | I didn’t think my wishes carried that much weight… | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1459 | Trump’s legal team hard at work planning his defense | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1460 | Hi! I'm Susie. We're you're Airbnb roommates. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1461 | Why couldn't they stay at a hotel this time? | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1462 | Son, promise me you won't run away and join a hedge fund. | 1.2932 | 0.04372 | 133 | 97 | 33 | 3 |
1463 | It's not so much the noise, but the... you know what, it is the noise. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1464 | Jimmy, what's all that ruckus?! | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1465 | Hmmm … Trump must have been charged with espionage!!! | 1.2930 | 0.04804 | 157 | 123 | 22 | 12 |
1466 | Sorry, our marketing team is running out of ideas. Your pizza is at the end with the elephant. | 1.2930 | 0.04451 | 157 | 119 | 30 | 8 |
1467 | Media circus | 1.2930 | 0.03862 | 157 | 113 | 42 | 2 |
1468 | I didn't mean literally "send in the clowns." | 1.2929 | 0.04360 | 140 | 103 | 33 | 4 |
1469 | Oh no - the circus variants! | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
1470 | It's for my Instagram feed! | 1.2929 | 0.04360 | 140 | 103 | 33 | 4 |
1471 | I knew that there was a way to get you away from that computer! | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
1472 | We've got no place else to go. | 1.2929 | 0.04241 | 140 | 102 | 35 | 3 |
1473 | I wonder what happens if you get the Wordle in two. | 1.2929 | 0.04808 | 140 | 107 | 25 | 8 |
1474 | Honey ! The circus is in town, & I got a job! | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
1475 | Fluffy, do you want some popcorn? | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1476 | Well, at least we won't have to talk about the elephant in the room! | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1477 | I guess the circus is in town. | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1478 | I new these midterms would be a circus. | 1.2925 | 0.04231 | 147 | 108 | 35 | 4 |
1479 | Think this is too much after your mother's funeral? | 1.2925 | 0.04005 | 147 | 106 | 39 | 2 |
1480 | I'm guessing this heralds an end to the pandemic | 1.2924 | 0.04204 | 171 | 129 | 34 | 8 |
1481 | Are you just passing through, or will you be staying for dinner? | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1482 | You said you wanted me to make it more interesting | 1.2923 | 0.04429 | 130 | 95 | 32 | 3 |
1483 | I didn’t know Congress is in session. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1484 | We heard this building was pet friendly. | 1.2923 | 0.04292 | 130 | 94 | 34 | 2 |
1485 | Turns out it IS my circus.. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1486 | If this doesn't help, I'd recommend Prozac | 1.2922 | 0.04214 | 154 | 114 | 35 | 5 |
1487 | I guess it's time for midterm elections... | 1.2922 | 0.04008 | 154 | 112 | 39 | 3 |
1488 | They came to town and now they're staying for the weekend. | 1.2922 | 0.04214 | 154 | 114 | 35 | 5 |
1489 | Can I keep 'em? | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
1490 | I said purpose! I need more purpose in my life! | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
1491 | Really... a gender reveal for your third litter | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
1492 | Oh My God! Not another insurance salesman! | 1.2920 | 0.04650 | 113 | 82 | 29 | 2 |
1493 | We love working from home's | 1.2920 | 0.04292 | 137 | 100 | 34 | 3 |
1494 | Guess how I spent all your alimony payments. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1495 | Spellcheck!!! You Googled "Carnal Knowledge?" We're from "The College of Carnival Knowledge" | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1496 | I’m leaving you and joining the circus. Just passing through. | 1.2919 | 0.04548 | 161 | 124 | 27 | 10 |
1497 | I'm ready. Take off your clothes. | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
1498 | I want a divorce. | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
1499 | Is this going on my credit card? | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
1500 | Well, you look different than your profile picture, too. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1501 | Do we have to turn this into a 3-ring circus? | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
1502 | Sometimes you wish the parade would just pass you by. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1503 | Does this count as a distraction? | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1504 | OK if I work from home today? | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
1505 | Wow, they really do deliver within five minutes! | 1.2917 | 0.03992 | 168 | 124 | 39 | 5 |
1506 | Be careful entering a contest where the winner is declared "The Lord of the Three Rings." | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1507 | Some cats do want attention. | 1.2914 | 0.04264 | 151 | 112 | 34 | 5 |
1508 | This looks like the Democrat Club I belong to? | 1.2913 | 0.04487 | 127 | 93 | 31 | 3 |
1509 | Don't worry, we've all been boosted. | 1.2913 | 0.04487 | 127 | 93 | 31 | 3 |
1510 | Because it’s raining outside. | 1.2911 | 0.04335 | 158 | 119 | 32 | 7 |
1511 | Bedtime! | 1.2911 | 0.04427 | 158 | 120 | 30 | 8 |
1512 | When you said the circus was in town I thought you meant it metaphorically. | 1.2910 | 0.04079 | 134 | 96 | 37 | 1 |
1513 | I guess the mid-terms are here. | 1.2910 | 0.04472 | 134 | 99 | 31 | 4 |
1514 | Your cat can be more than a pandemic pet. | 1.2909 | 0.04034 | 165 | 122 | 38 | 5 |
1515 | More circus? No thank you, I’ve had enough circus with the midterms! | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1516 | I told you not to play "Send in the Clowns"! | 1.2908 | 0.04094 | 141 | 102 | 37 | 2 |
1517 | The rain has stopped. Time to go back outside. | 1.2908 | 0.04215 | 141 | 103 | 35 | 3 |
1518 | mom! your friends are here... | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1519 | Barnum get a surprise birthday party from his employees | 1.2908 | 0.04449 | 141 | 105 | 31 | 5 |
1520 | I should have listened to her when she suggested I put in a cat door... | 1.2908 | 0.04334 | 141 | 104 | 33 | 4 |
1521 | And we’re off to Buckingham Palace! | 1.2907 | 0.04101 | 172 | 129 | 36 | 7 |
1522 | I guess it's a post Covid celebration! | 1.2906 | 0.04711 | 117 | 86 | 28 | 3 |
1523 | Yes, you really are a Publishers Clearing House winner! | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1524 | We hear you were looking for your charging horde. | 1.2905 | 0.04315 | 148 | 110 | 33 | 5 |
1525 | I finally got approval to work from home! | 1.2905 | 0.03983 | 148 | 107 | 39 | 2 |
1526 | 'So I guess now we know what that switch by the fridge does.' | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1527 | Come on, Bob. We are going on the road again. | 1.2903 | 0.03771 | 155 | 111 | 43 | 1 |
1528 | Do you have to bring your work home with you? | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
1529 | Now who feels silly adding that big top out back? | 1.2903 | 0.04402 | 124 | 90 | 32 | 2 |
1530 | The attempts to cure my introversion get more desperate each time. | 1.2903 | 0.04090 | 155 | 114 | 37 | 4 |
1531 | Damien quickly learned exactly what Remote Clown School enrollment was all about. | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
1532 | Who let in the clowns? | 1.2903 | 0.04090 | 155 | 114 | 37 | 4 |
1533 | Enter the biden administration. | 1.2903 | 0.04290 | 155 | 116 | 33 | 6 |
1534 | Your laptop throws a terrific virtual party! | 1.2901 | 0.03885 | 162 | 118 | 41 | 3 |
1535 | You Searched the word 'Circus' last month, so here we are! | 1.2901 | 0.04078 | 162 | 120 | 37 | 5 |
1536 | Is it Tuesday already? | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1537 | Hooray! You are National Screen Time champion! | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1538 | Whoops! Our Parade GPS brought us to your home. | 1.2901 | 0.04400 | 131 | 96 | 32 | 3 |
1539 | Who says we need a reason? | 1.2901 | 0.04400 | 131 | 96 | 32 | 3 |
1540 | Sometimes it is my circus. | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1541 | Hit the escape button if you want us to go away. | 1.2899 | 0.03972 | 169 | 125 | 39 | 5 |
1542 | Your mother died. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1543 | Circusgram for Teddy! | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
1544 | We heard you're a party animal. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1545 | Doo doo doo coming in my back door. | 1.2899 | 0.04507 | 138 | 103 | 30 | 5 |
1546 | These things will not bite you. They want to have fun. Then out of the box Came Thing 2 through Thing 321. . | 1.2899 | 0.04388 | 138 | 102 | 32 | 4 |
1547 | Come meet the work friends I was telling you about | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
1548 | You look like you could use a pick-me-up. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1549 | Nothing gets me going better than my morning coffee | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1550 | Look! The “Clown Car” is coming for dinner. | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1551 | Theo began rethinking his refusal to have his computer cleaned of ads | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
1552 | Aren't you glad Zoom meetings are over? | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
1553 | Welcome Wagon is very strong in Jerry's new neighborhood | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
1554 | Oh shoot! I ordered 3 rings with this. | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
1555 | I still have to iron out a few kinks in the work-from-home thing. | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
1556 | I use to think working from the office was a mess, but WFH has taken things to a whole new level | 1.2895 | 0.04616 | 114 | 83 | 29 | 2 |
1557 | Hi, Honey. Hope you don't mind if a couple co-workers join us for dinner. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
1558 | Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
1559 | Most run away to join the circus. I just ran home. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1560 | Working from home does seem more distracting | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1561 | Look what I found on the street! | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1562 | Don't worry. We don't have any elephants." | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1563 | Your monkeys will be here any minute now. | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
1564 | The Building Department sent us to thank you for cutting your grass. | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
1565 | Hi! We’re your new keyboard shortcut!” | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1566 | Cat, did you invite a circus? | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
1567 | This wasn’t my correct Postmates order but I’m keeping it. | 1.2889 | 0.04188 | 135 | 98 | 35 | 2 |
1568 | I meant, "party animals," not "circus freaks"! | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1569 | Ironically, there isn't an elephant in the room | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1570 | Why is that bear carrying a purse? | 1.2886 | 0.04694 | 149 | 115 | 25 | 9 |
1571 | Now that I have your attention, Billy, go clean your room! | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1572 | This new home theater system really makes the show come to you. | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1573 | Still bored? | 1.2885 | 0.04456 | 156 | 119 | 29 | 8 |
1574 | Great news, honey! They're letting me work remote! | 1.2885 | 0.04638 | 156 | 121 | 25 | 10 |
1575 | actually, this is your circus and this is your monkey. | 1.2885 | 0.04363 | 156 | 118 | 31 | 7 |
1576 | Little did Zach know but Cat went with the surprise birthday party this year. | 1.2885 | 0.03965 | 156 | 114 | 39 | 3 |
1577 | When you ordered your pizza, you must have clicked on "Add Fanfare." No worries -- it's only three bucks more. | 1.2885 | 0.04267 | 156 | 117 | 33 | 6 |
1578 | Barnum and Bailey test launch mobile delivery platform. | 1.2883 | 0.04149 | 163 | 122 | 35 | 6 |
1579 | The midterms are coming | 1.2883 | 0.04239 | 163 | 123 | 33 | 7 |
1580 | This is the live circus?! | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1581 | Hope the neighbours don't mind me working from home today. | 1.2882 | 0.04208 | 170 | 129 | 33 | 8 |
1582 | Mom I swear I only invited 2 people! | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1583 | I must have pressed the wake up button on my new iPhone 14! | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
1584 | Oh, you must be the Mar-a-Lago security team. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1585 | Huh, all this time I thought it was a herd of elephants upstairs. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1586 | I guess I do need glasses. I thought o clicked “circuit training” | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
1587 | Welcome the innermost circle of hell. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1588 | That's the last time I'm going to order from Circus Pizza. | 1.2879 | 0.04373 | 132 | 97 | 32 | 3 |
1589 | Where in thr word di you get an entire band | 1.2879 | 0.04373 | 132 | 97 | 32 | 3 |
1590 | Dinner's ready! | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
1591 | If you go down in the woods today,you're sure of a big surprise. | 1.2879 | 0.04503 | 132 | 98 | 30 | 4 |
1592 | About Dinner: The Ringlings said "Yes'" but the Barnums and Baileys said "No"! | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
1593 | It's finally time you met my emotional support circus! | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
1594 | So this is how you party like animals. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1595 | Please no clowns, please no clowns | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1596 | I thought my in-laws weren't supposed to be here til next week! | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1597 | Ohh, you said room service. We thought you said room circus! | 1.2878 | 0.04240 | 139 | 102 | 34 | 3 |
1598 | Congratulations, you've made your point. Now may I continue my story? | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1599 | Happy birthday, many returns of the day. | 1.2877 | 0.04232 | 146 | 108 | 34 | 4 |
1600 | Cat's out the bag. Buster likes you better than I do. | 1.2877 | 0.04232 | 146 | 108 | 34 | 4 |
1601 | I guess I should take the Sondheim soundtrack off repeat | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
1602 | See, Pookie, TikTok is real | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1603 | Idioms can come to life. | 1.2876 | 0.04113 | 153 | 113 | 36 | 4 |
1604 | This week, our career counseling session is based on your aptitude test. | 1.2876 | 0.04512 | 153 | 117 | 28 | 8 |
1605 | Its publishers clearing house. I won | 1.2875 | 0.04003 | 160 | 118 | 38 | 4 |
1606 | The Republicans roll out their platform before the election. | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
1607 | your friends say you need to get out more | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
1608 | You were warned about being careful what you wish for. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1609 | Hello! We here for the B&B pet friendly weekend reservation.” | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1610 | Who invited the in-laws? | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
1611 | No, not Pay-Per-View. You pressed Parade-Per-View on your TV remote. | 1.2870 | 0.04583 | 115 | 84 | 29 | 2 |
1612 | Wow, these computer graphics really are HD. | 1.2869 | 0.04580 | 122 | 90 | 29 | 3 |
1613 | We're like metaverse, but so much more." | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1614 | You said we should spice things up! | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1615 | Jerry soon learned that there was something far worse than swatting. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1616 | This is way better than last night's dream when I was a milkmaid. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1617 | I thought you're going to the circus,not bringing it home! | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1618 | I can’t work from home, my house is a circus. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1619 | Oh sure, when I leave a hairball on the carpet, it's like the end of the world. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1620 | Jim, I said circuits not circus. | 1.2868 | 0.04290 | 129 | 94 | 33 | 2 |
1621 | The door was open. | 1.2868 | 0.04429 | 129 | 95 | 31 | 3 |
1622 | Aren't you guys supposed to have an elephant with you? | 1.2868 | 0.04417 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
1623 | A young Stephen Sondheim gets lyric inspiration. | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
1624 | Congratulations for naming your cat King Charles the III! | 1.2868 | 0.04163 | 136 | 99 | 35 | 2 |
1625 | The word is out; the party is here! | 1.2868 | 0.04417 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
1626 | I can't wait until the circus starts returning to the office. | 1.2868 | 0.04292 | 136 | 100 | 33 | 3 |
1627 | Really? Right when my meeting starts? | 1.2868 | 0.04292 | 136 | 100 | 33 | 3 |
1628 | Are you absolutely certain you would like to cancel this steaming service | 1.2868 | 0.04030 | 136 | 98 | 37 | 1 |
1629 | Drat! I guess this IS my circus... | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1630 | I joined the circus, but had second thoughts about running away. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1631 | Honey, what is the name of those mushrooms we ate in our lunch?! | 1.2867 | 0.04283 | 143 | 106 | 33 | 4 |
1632 | No animals were harmed during the drawing of this cartoon. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1633 | The future of work. | 1.2867 | 0.04570 | 150 | 115 | 27 | 8 |
1634 | This was the only way I could think of to get people not to notice I forgot my panties. | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
1635 | Wow, you really can get anything delivered with Uber Eats | 1.2865 | 0.04078 | 178 | 135 | 35 | 8 |
1636 | NO-body expects the Circus Inquisition! | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1637 | Finally got your attention! | 1.2857 | 0.04558 | 168 | 132 | 24 | 12 |
1638 | All this for using an actual bathroom?! | 1.2857 | 0.04215 | 140 | 103 | 34 | 3 |
1639 | Looks like both the House and Senate have adjourned! | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
1640 | Not my circus, not my problem. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1641 | If you can't come to the circus, we'll come to you | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1642 | The Party isn't until tomorrow evening. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1643 | Oh, no. The kids found another cat. | 1.2857 | 0.04096 | 147 | 108 | 36 | 3 |
1644 | What? Another election? | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
1645 | Didn't you hear? Trump is going to prison! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1646 | I brought a baton for you! | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1647 | These Disney+ updates are getting out of hand. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1648 | Oh no, I thought Burning Man ended next week!? | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
1649 | Come big, come small. Come one and all! You are invited to Susan’s divorce! | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
1650 | My left brain, my right brain | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
1651 | We're from the government and we're here to distract you. | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1652 | And no pop-up ads, either! | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1653 | When 2019 comes for a visit | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1654 | Room 1 of the 3 room circus | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1655 | Honey. Looks like your family is here! | 1.2848 | 0.04106 | 165 | 124 | 35 | 6 |
1656 | It's not even a presidential year... | 1.2848 | 0.04195 | 165 | 125 | 33 | 7 |
1657 | Have you seen my ring? | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
1658 | Do you mind if we crash? Our place is tented. | 1.2848 | 0.04025 | 158 | 117 | 37 | 4 |
1659 | Trust me when I tell you to stay out of politics. | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
1660 | So the outside world is coming to me! | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1661 | VERY NICE TO HAVE ALL CONGRESSPERSONS AND SENATORS IN TOWN!! | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1662 | Hi, I'm Samantha from Match.com. I told you I was fun! | 1.2847 | 0.04142 | 144 | 106 | 35 | 3 |
1663 | Surprise! The boss thought you might be remotely interested in our office support! | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1664 | My question "where are the clowns" was meant rhetorically. | 1.2847 | 0.04023 | 144 | 105 | 37 | 2 |
1665 | What, you couldn't give me a ring? | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1666 | Well, that’s not exactly what I had in mind for a fun stay at home date | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1667 | I read that if we eat bread and do this, we won’t worry about politics as much! | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1668 | Guys, what are you doing? The partys at noon. | 1.2847 | 0.04265 | 137 | 101 | 33 | 3 |
1669 | Sorry you got laid off!—HR hired us to keep you from killing yourself! | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1670 | It's Pumpkin Spice Season! | 1.2847 | 0.04265 | 137 | 101 | 33 | 3 |
1671 | It’s a parade! | 1.2847 | 0.04138 | 137 | 100 | 35 | 2 |
1672 | Oops, I must’ve mixed up the circus number with the pizza number. | 1.2846 | 0.04400 | 130 | 96 | 31 | 3 |
1673 | We heard your internet is down. | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
1674 | This constant electioneering is becoming a real circus! | 1.2846 | 0.04534 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 4 |
1675 | Meh. It's just the GOP. | 1.2846 | 0.04534 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 4 |
1676 | Someone just sent in the clowns. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1677 | It's a circus out there! | 1.2846 | 0.04245 | 123 | 89 | 33 | 1 |
1678 | Boy, the nightly new is getting so realistic! | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1679 | He must be pretty confident you’re gonna say “Yes.” | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1680 | You said, "a few friends from work". I didn't think you meant the whole circus! | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1681 | I said I wanted a carnival *cruise* | 1.2841 | 0.04256 | 176 | 136 | 30 | 10 |
1682 | Greetings George! Happy Birthday from cousin Sandy and circusgreetingrams.com! | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
1683 | You said Stop by anytime. | 1.2839 | 0.04366 | 155 | 118 | 30 | 7 |
1684 | Yes, I did run away and join the circus. | 1.2839 | 0.04735 | 155 | 122 | 22 | 11 |
1685 | Got your attention now! | 1.2839 | 0.04068 | 155 | 115 | 36 | 4 |
1686 | Your eBay package has arrived! | 1.2839 | 0.04068 | 155 | 115 | 36 | 4 |
1687 | Sorry I didn't call about inviting the gang over for dinner! | 1.2839 | 0.04269 | 155 | 117 | 32 | 6 |
1688 | We googled it and it said this was the fastest route. | 1.2839 | 0.04170 | 155 | 116 | 34 | 5 |
1689 | And all you ever drag in are dead rodents and sass. | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
1690 | It may not be your monkey, but it is your circus. | 1.2838 | 0.04072 | 148 | 109 | 36 | 3 |
1691 | Don’t ask what happens when the music stops | 1.2838 | 0.04184 | 148 | 110 | 34 | 4 |
1692 | The magic mushrooms you ate sent us. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1693 | Election season fast approaches! | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1694 | party planning gone wrong | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1695 | No charge! Everyday is a circus, but we are here to stay. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1696 | You really can DoorDash anything. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1697 | I’ve decided that the whole company is going to work with me from home. | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1698 | Is it election season already? | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1699 | Send in the Clowns | 1.2836 | 0.04318 | 134 | 99 | 32 | 3 |
1700 | I ordered a RING doorbell. Not a three-ring doorbell! | 1.2836 | 0.04186 | 134 | 98 | 34 | 2 |
1701 | "Snacktime!" | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1702 | This is not Desolation Row! | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1703 | I certainly hope you popped the popcorn! | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1704 | Hey! Not my circus! | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1705 | I love it. Not one sign | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1706 | We're the PCH Prize Patrol, sir. You're on-camera. Please look excited. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1707 | We're in town" | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1708 | Timmy had just re-subscribed to the print edition of the New Yorker and was enjoying his bonus extras. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1709 | This the Airbnb? | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
1710 | what have you been drinking? | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
1711 | The circus came uptown. | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
1712 | Congratulations! You're our 100 billionth secure log-in. | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
1713 | I said I was bored but .... | 1.2832 | 0.04225 | 173 | 133 | 31 | 9 |
1714 | I told you I would find some place to wear this outfit! | 1.2832 | 0.04614 | 113 | 83 | 28 | 2 |
1715 | Oh? Tuesday already? | 1.2831 | 0.03902 | 166 | 123 | 39 | 4 |
1716 | Trump Friends Meeting | 1.2830 | 0.04291 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
1717 | That's not what they mean by 'Silly Season.' | 1.2830 | 0.04102 | 159 | 119 | 35 | 5 |
1718 | These promposals are getting out of hand... | 1.2830 | 0.04291 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
1719 | If I'm imagining this…why is it in black & white? | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
1720 | They heard you offered to clean the litterbox..... | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
1721 | Your microphone is on mute! | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
1722 | Damn that cat - it's her birthday, and look what she dragged in! | 1.2829 | 0.04798 | 152 | 120 | 21 | 11 |
1723 | Ah, It's already time for electoral debates! | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1724 | Wes Anderson, at home. | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1725 | How about those edibles. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1726 | Why is my entire legal team here? | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1727 | Huh I guess this time it IS my circus and it IS my monkeys | 1.2828 | 0.04233 | 145 | 108 | 33 | 4 |
1728 | Hi honey, I'll be working from home this week. | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1729 | This is some pretty wild catnip. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1730 | It's the cats' wedding anniversary. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1731 | Your midlife crisis was a convertible. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1732 | Summer is over. Back to reality! | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1733 | Don’t turn and look at me. It was the dog’s idea. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1734 | We just beat the Village People 21-7.Yeaaaa. | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
1735 | Bet your stupid video game doesn't smell like this! | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1736 | Maybe I shouldn't have had that legalized marijuana after all. | 1.2824 | 0.04504 | 131 | 98 | 29 | 4 |
1737 | Hope you mind I invited a few friends over. | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1738 | We would have gotten here sooner but we ran into a parade on the way. | 1.2824 | 0.04190 | 170 | 130 | 32 | 8 |
1739 | Delivery companies sure are trying to outdo each other. | 1.2823 | 0.04517 | 124 | 92 | 29 | 3 |
1740 | Since it's harder to take your mind off current events, we're offering a free sample of our new service. | 1.2823 | 0.04370 | 124 | 91 | 31 | 2 |
1741 | Fellini is my life | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1742 | We need 76 Trobones for the Magic Carpet Ride. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1743 | They told me it was all CBD. Now I see it was THC. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1744 | Hope they’re vaccinated | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1745 | This is getting in-tents. | 1.2821 | 0.04147 | 156 | 117 | 34 | 5 |
1746 | ...I thought the circus was only in my mind. Guess I'm not crazy after all | 1.2821 | 0.04677 | 117 | 87 | 27 | 3 |
1747 | Could have been your "covid's over" op ed. | 1.2819 | 0.04268 | 149 | 112 | 32 | 5 |
1748 | Hope you don’t mind. We’re the clown circus from Mar-a-Lago, looking for new digs. | 1.2819 | 0.04673 | 149 | 116 | 24 | 9 |
1749 | Election Season | 1.2818 | 0.04499 | 110 | 80 | 29 | 1 |
1750 | You have to sing Send in The Clowns if you want ‘em. | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
1751 | The Google adds are really getting ANNOYING! | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1752 | Delivered in 30 minutes or the bearded lady is free. | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
1753 | So, that app really works! | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1754 | global leadership summit 2023 | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1755 | So, you found a parking space. | 1.2815 | 0.04160 | 135 | 99 | 34 | 2 |
1756 | The happy reaper is here. | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1757 | Your Around the World pizza has arrived! | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1758 | Did somebody say, "Send in the Clowns?" | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1759 | You want to use my bathroom--now that's funny ! | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1760 | I know we said we wouldn't bring work home , but... | 1.2812 | 0.04287 | 128 | 94 | 32 | 2 |
1761 | You really can get everything online these days | 1.2812 | 0.04428 | 128 | 95 | 30 | 3 |
1762 | I miss when it was just the monkey with the cymbals. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1763 | I guess she finalized the divorce. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1764 | Same old, same old. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1765 | At least they carpooled. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
1766 | That snake has a really nice hat | 1.2810 | 0.04194 | 153 | 115 | 33 | 5 |
1767 | It’s raining on our parade out there. | 1.2810 | 0.04194 | 153 | 115 | 33 | 5 |
1768 | This is exactly why I don't tell folks where I live. | 1.2810 | 0.04426 | 121 | 89 | 30 | 2 |
1769 | Huh. Looks like the Republican primary started earlier this year. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1770 | Be thankful that you'll just be acquiring another cat. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
1771 | The ad said pet friendly. | 1.2810 | 0.04426 | 121 | 89 | 30 | 2 |
1772 | Surprise, happy birthday! | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
1773 | You want pizzaz? You got pizzaz... extra grande supreme! | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
1774 | Who ordered the con carny? | 1.2808 | 0.04427 | 146 | 111 | 29 | 6 |
1775 | GREAT NEWS HONEY, my family and all their pets are in town and will stay here for THE WHOLE WEEK!!! | 1.2808 | 0.04532 | 146 | 112 | 27 | 7 |
1776 | We heard you were used to juggling alot | 1.2808 | 0.04208 | 146 | 109 | 33 | 4 |
1777 | I told you, I wasn’t kidding about my job! | 1.2808 | 0.04532 | 146 | 112 | 27 | 7 |
1778 | Wow, election season already? | 1.2808 | 0.04094 | 146 | 108 | 35 | 3 |
1779 | We're all here but the monkey. A pox on him! | 1.2808 | 0.04208 | 146 | 109 | 33 | 4 |
1780 | Welcome to the building, we're your neighbors! | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1781 | Sunday in the park. Where’s George? | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1782 | I'm now Top Cat. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1783 | I said, "Three rings irk us." | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1784 | Well, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition! | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1785 | 500 bucks and we'll leave quietly... | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1786 | Please send out the clowns. | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
1787 | Hello. Thank you for choosing the HomeCircus app. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
1788 | John regretted ordering chili con carnival supreme | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 124 | 34 | 6 |
1789 | Were you raised in a Barnum? Close the door behind you. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1790 | Happy Wednesday morning! | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1791 | I ordered a three prong circuit online I'm not sure how to refund this. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1792 | We're all of your imaginary friends. You didn't think we wouldn't find you? | 1.2803 | 0.04344 | 132 | 98 | 31 | 3 |
1793 | Midterm Elections coming soon | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
1794 | Life is a circus | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1795 | Great news! Big Bear found your handbag!!! | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
1796 | Great news! They finally approved a “work from home” policy! | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
1797 | It’s not your birthday? Oops! | 1.2800 | 0.04487 | 125 | 93 | 29 | 3 |
1798 | Not my circus. | 1.2800 | 0.04340 | 125 | 92 | 31 | 2 |
1799 | We won! | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1800 | Ohhhh, I thought you said you were into The Crown. | 1.2800 | 0.04340 | 125 | 92 | 31 | 2 |
1801 | Cat food LSD. Meowwww. | 1.2800 | 0.04027 | 150 | 111 | 36 | 3 |
1802 | You ordered pizza with everything on it! | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
1803 | Your wife has filed for a divorce! | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1804 | Hey, honey! Do you mind if I have some friends over from work? | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1805 | Congratulations! You have reached 100 hits! | 1.2797 | 0.04020 | 143 | 105 | 36 | 2 |
1806 | Tonite, I thought we would do something different! | 1.2797 | 0.04020 | 143 | 105 | 36 | 2 |
1807 | It's work from home day! | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
1808 | And no one believed I was adopted. | 1.2797 | 0.04485 | 118 | 87 | 29 | 2 |
1809 | Tell the neighbors the noise continues just as long as their piano lesson | 1.2795 | 0.04511 | 161 | 126 | 25 | 10 |
1810 | To market to market | 1.2794 | 0.04134 | 136 | 100 | 34 | 2 |
1811 | We simply need a Stage; it would get us all out of town. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1812 | Hi, I'm Allison, leader of the Greatest Show on Earth.... Hi, I'm Bob, not the greatest at keeping my front door locked. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1813 | Who here ordered the "virtual" Zoom background? | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1814 | Time for a homework break! | 1.2794 | 0.04264 | 136 | 101 | 32 | 3 |
1815 | Honey, come run away with me and join the circus. We could use another clown. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1816 | Your Amazon subscription has been automatically renewed! | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1817 | This market is a real circus. | 1.2794 | 0.04264 | 136 | 101 | 32 | 3 |
1818 | Finally, my real family has come for me... | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1819 | One Thursday, Janice realized she did not want to run away at all. She just wanted to join the circus. | 1.2793 | 0.04645 | 111 | 82 | 27 | 2 |
1820 | Our wandering children have come home at last!!! | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1821 | I thought I was upgrading to Windows 12. Maybe I did it right after all. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1822 | Remote work turns your home into a circus. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1823 | I hate family reunions. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1824 | Ginger, I have a feeling that I had your catnip by mistake | 1.2791 | 0.04259 | 129 | 95 | 32 | 2 |
1825 | I got us a membership! | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1826 | Welcome to my world! | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1827 | I switched to Republican. | 1.2791 | 0.04399 | 129 | 96 | 30 | 3 |
1828 | You searched the words wild party and here we are. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1829 | What I’m trying to say is, I’m leaving you. | 1.2791 | 0.04399 | 129 | 96 | 30 | 3 |
1830 | Sorry, I only have 1 ring. | 1.2789 | 0.04294 | 147 | 111 | 31 | 5 |
1831 | There goes the neighborhood! | 1.2789 | 0.04184 | 147 | 110 | 33 | 4 |
1832 | The drugs are kicking in! | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1833 | We’ll be right upstairs if you need anything. Welcome, neighbor! | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1834 | We're here to fix the television. | 1.2789 | 0.04505 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
1835 | I guess the edible’s kicked in. | 1.2789 | 0.04806 | 147 | 116 | 21 | 10 |
1836 | She always has to have a Parade following her! | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1837 | Who left the door open? | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1838 | Since when did you start to work remotely? | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1839 | Mr. Whiskers knew, Mike couldn't "not my circus not my monkeys" out of this one. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1840 | Thank you,I really purrfur working from Home. | 1.2787 | 0.04547 | 122 | 91 | 28 | 3 |
1841 | Hi, Bob! This Barnum & Bailey Redux Birthday Surprise comes with best wishes from your Ex. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1842 | „You must be mistaken, Madame Du Soleil moved out last year“ | 1.2787 | 0.04396 | 122 | 90 | 30 | 2 |
1843 | We are here to collect you; the modern Grim Reaper wanted a less morose imagery! | 1.2786 | 0.04064 | 140 | 103 | 35 | 2 |
1844 | The MAGA GOP is coming to town | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1845 | You rang? | 1.2786 | 0.04188 | 140 | 104 | 33 | 3 |
1846 | I knew you were being too friendly with the neighbors. | 1.2786 | 0.04188 | 140 | 104 | 33 | 3 |
1847 | I could have sworn I registered for that no-circus list. | 1.2786 | 0.04188 | 140 | 104 | 33 | 3 |
1848 | I thought that was a closet | 1.2783 | 0.04375 | 115 | 84 | 30 | 1 |
1849 | Be careful what you say to the bear with the purse. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1850 | Who invited the circus" oh wait its just my famil | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1851 | Laundry’s done! | 1.2783 | 0.04711 | 115 | 86 | 26 | 3 |
1852 | Thank you for choosing 'Uber Eats, delivery by circus parade!' | 1.2783 | 0.04546 | 115 | 85 | 28 | 2 |
1853 | I, too, decided to work from home. | 1.2782 | 0.04446 | 133 | 100 | 29 | 4 |
1854 | Our tent folded. | 1.2782 | 0.04446 | 133 | 100 | 29 | 4 |
1855 | I wanted to be Number One in 'Look what the Cat dragged in' ! | 1.2782 | 0.04573 | 133 | 101 | 27 | 5 |
1856 | You said you believed in the party with the biggest tent. | 1.2782 | 0.04316 | 133 | 99 | 31 | 3 |
1857 | It was too hot at Burning Man. | 1.2782 | 0.04932 | 133 | 104 | 21 | 8 |
1858 | We’ve come to recruit your cat to join our dissentient social revolution. | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1859 | Your in-laws went to Hawaii for Thanksgiving and didn't want you to miss them | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1860 | Remind me again to never go on Amazon while I'm drinking. | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
1861 | Looks like we're getting the band back together after all," he said | 1.2781 | 0.03849 | 187 | 142 | 38 | 7 |
1862 | I’m tired of you and your friends parading through the house like you own it. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
1863 | Were you expecting the Spanish Inquisition? | 1.2778 | 0.04233 | 144 | 108 | 32 | 4 |
1864 | I really need to remove that “welcome one and all” sign. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1865 | Turns out that it *was* my circus! | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1866 | Have you been calling 800 numbers again? | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 126 | 93 | 31 | 2 |
1867 | Oh dear, and he brought friends. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1868 | Do I now have your attention? | 1.2778 | 0.04116 | 144 | 107 | 34 | 3 |
1869 | Okay, where’s my pizza? | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1870 | One night only! | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1871 | It wasn’t a dream; the world is a circus. | 1.2778 | 0.04233 | 144 | 108 | 32 | 4 |
1872 | Wow, I guess Barnum and Bailey both got elected. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1873 | Amazon delivers circus to your doorstep indeed! | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1874 | Circus attendance is down, so we're bringing the circus to you! | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 126 | 93 | 31 | 2 |
1875 | Must be election campaign season again! | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 144 | 110 | 28 | 6 |
1876 | All done installing your Three Ring doorbell! | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
1877 | Labor Day must be over... here come the politicians. | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
1878 | Congratulations! You can continue to work from home. We are here to make your off hours more joyful. | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
1879 | Is it me, or is the saxophone flat? | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
1880 | Nope! Guess again! | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
1881 | I should never have sent that prank pizza delivery to Bob. | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
1882 | Hi "Josh Stein, Riverdale, NY". We saw your comment asking who picks the finalists for the New Yorker cartoon caption contest... | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1883 | ''When I said,'Come what may.' I had no idea! | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1884 | I hope the elephant stayed home. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1885 | You’s doing you’s? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1886 | No Kitty , It's not the Russian military, Barnum & Bailey only have three rings in their circus - and a lot less clowns! | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
1887 | It's your lucky day! | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
1888 | Your mom said you needed some cheering up! | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
1889 | The ventriloquist coudn’t make it. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1890 | OMG... they're all back from the Trump rally! | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1891 | Dude looks like a lady!! | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
1892 | Because, of course...sure, why not? | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
1893 | You may have already won! | 1.2769 | 0.04505 | 130 | 98 | 28 | 4 |
1894 | I’ve decided to drop Premed and instead to majorette in The Circus | 1.2769 | 0.04370 | 130 | 97 | 30 | 3 |
1895 | Surprise! You’ve won the Clearinghouse Carnival. | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
1896 | not my circus and I do not see my monkey | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
1897 | Mr. Trump needs $25 from you ! | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1898 | I know you ordered pizza, but they were busy. | 1.2768 | 0.04610 | 112 | 83 | 27 | 2 |
1899 | Let the primaries begin. | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1900 | I didn't answer the door but Trump's campaign team just let themselves in. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1901 | When I opened the door I thought you said what a nice gesture. | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1902 | You got out of bed this morning! | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1903 | The documents are coming; the documents are coming! | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1904 | Fellinis great grandson tries a quiet Saturday night at home. | 1.2766 | 0.03905 | 188 | 144 | 36 | 8 |
1905 | C'mon Sweetie, CARPE DIEM. | 1.2766 | 0.04163 | 141 | 105 | 33 | 3 |
1906 | Looks like it is my circus and my monkeys after all. | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1907 | That funny feeling you sometimes get when politics invades your home. | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
1908 | I'll be happy when the election is over. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1909 | So there are a few more guests than I listed on the Airbnb booking. | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
1910 | My day was good, but busy -- I had to bring some work home with me. | 1.2763 | 0.04195 | 152 | 115 | 32 | 5 |
1911 | Best thing you’ve dragged in all week. | 1.2763 | 0.04195 | 152 | 115 | 32 | 5 |
1912 | I liked it when Grubhub used to just buzz from downstairs. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1913 | Hi, did you advertise a room for rent? | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1914 | You got the raise? | 1.2761 | 0.04156 | 134 | 99 | 33 | 2 |
1915 | Do you mind terribly if we use this as a shortcut to our parade route? | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 134 | 100 | 31 | 3 |
1916 | The co-op board is here to inspect your apartment. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1917 | World's politicians on parade | 1.2761 | 0.04156 | 134 | 99 | 33 | 2 |
1918 | Burning Man over already? | 1.2761 | 0.04109 | 163 | 124 | 33 | 6 |
1919 | WHAT!!!! No masks??? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1920 | Changing with the times. We now make house calls. | 1.2759 | 0.03973 | 145 | 107 | 36 | 2 |
1921 | Now what have you dragged in? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1922 | It’s a less threatening way to discuss our household division of labor. | 1.2759 | 0.04092 | 145 | 108 | 34 | 3 |
1923 | So there was a circus in the hallway after all | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
1924 | It’s your turn to make dinner. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1925 | Open the front door. | 1.2756 | 0.04321 | 156 | 120 | 29 | 7 |
1926 | It’s your cat’s birthday | 1.2756 | 0.04427 | 127 | 95 | 29 | 3 |
1927 | No clowns? | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1928 | You’re never too old to reinvent yourself.” Isn’t that what you said | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1929 | Puss, looks like that magic mushroom just kicked in. | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
1930 | I said BYOB!! | 1.2756 | 0.04135 | 127 | 93 | 33 | 1 |
1931 | I already told you, “not my circus, not my monkeys, jugglers, clowns…” | 1.2756 | 0.04135 | 127 | 93 | 33 | 1 |
1932 | Strange, Labor Day isn't until tomorrow. | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1933 | Has the mail come yet? | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1934 | It's Amazon's new streaming service. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1935 | Where am I going to get enough toilet paper for all these visitors? | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1936 | We’re here from the new IRS…to help ! | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1937 | It's OK you forgot our anniversary. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1938 | Matt signs up with a new Internet Circus Provider | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
1939 | No, I ordered 'supplies'. | 1.2754 | 0.04084 | 138 | 102 | 34 | 2 |
1940 | 'The Day the Pandemic finally ended.' | 1.2754 | 0.04084 | 138 | 102 | 34 | 2 |
1941 | I don't think this is the right apartment. | 1.2754 | 0.04084 | 138 | 102 | 34 | 2 |
1942 | it's not for you. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1943 | Coworking sucks! | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1944 | Looks like the Republican clown car is back in town. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1945 | Jerry didn’t join the circus, the circus joined him. | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1946 | Yes, I'm Barnum and my cat's name is Bailey. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1947 | Well, Fluffy, it looks like the circus ran away to me. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1948 | Look, Leonard, I brought the circus home! | 1.2752 | 0.03910 | 149 | 110 | 37 | 2 |
1949 | I always thought life was a circus! | 1.2750 | 0.04261 | 120 | 88 | 31 | 1 |
1950 | I should have never put my name, P. T. Barnum, on the mail box. | 1.2750 | 0.04261 | 120 | 88 | 31 | 1 |
1951 | Two words: ‘diversity’ and ‘inclusion’. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1952 | How do you like my new outfit? | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1953 | Look what the big cats dragged in! | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1954 | First day of school was okay…? | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
1955 | Since when do bears carry purses? | 1.2750 | 0.03960 | 160 | 120 | 36 | 4 |
1956 | They must’ve heard I have a zoom meeting to log onto | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1957 | Family reunion: they all tested positive for Covid and are all stuck here for the next week. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1958 | I shouldn't have eaten that third brownie. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1959 | quiet night in, cup of tea, get some work done, hit of acid, off to bed!! | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1960 | You've won a free trial of 'Circus'! | 1.2748 | 0.04063 | 131 | 96 | 34 | 1 |
1961 | The good news is, I haven't run away to join the circus!" | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1962 | Let me guess, not your monkeys either? | 1.2748 | 0.04205 | 131 | 97 | 32 | 2 |
1963 | I really should have read through those upgrade terms. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1964 | I need to force quit Acrobat. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1965 | I said you could invite a few friends for a sleepover. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1966 | It's my birthday. My girlfriend's the one with a bow on her tail. | 1.2746 | 0.04257 | 142 | 107 | 31 | 4 |
1967 | Now that COVID is over we’re getting back to normal. | 1.2746 | 0.04596 | 142 | 110 | 25 | 7 |
1968 | I'm working from home this week! | 1.2746 | 0.04703 | 142 | 111 | 23 | 8 |
1969 | I didn’t run away to the circus. The circus ran away to me. | 1.2746 | 0.04138 | 142 | 106 | 33 | 3 |
1970 | Did you imagine that a talking cat wouldn't have some circus friends? | 1.2746 | 0.04373 | 142 | 108 | 29 | 5 |
1971 | The kids are home. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1972 | Any chance you've seen an elephant? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1973 | I ran away, I joined, I'm came back! | 1.2743 | 0.04575 | 113 | 84 | 27 | 2 |
1974 | And thus, the circus that is the election season ads begins! | 1.2743 | 0.04399 | 113 | 83 | 29 | 1 |
1975 | Hey guys. Not everybody loves a parade. | 1.2743 | 0.04575 | 113 | 84 | 27 | 2 |
1976 | Is the dog named "Tripod"? | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1977 | No, you go ‘Huh?!’ on the downbeat. | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1978 | Instead of running away to join the circus, I thought I'd stay. | 1.2742 | 0.04336 | 124 | 92 | 30 | 2 |
1979 | Good job, Mom. You've finally managed to turn this place into a circus." | 1.2742 | 0.04336 | 124 | 92 | 30 | 2 |
1980 | Dad - you know how some people run away to join the circus? | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1981 | I got a new job and they said I could work from home! | 1.2742 | 0.04485 | 124 | 93 | 28 | 3 |
1982 | And my dad said clown school wasn't worth it! | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1983 | I sure hope this is the house with the cancer kid. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1984 | Everyone gets a circus in the Inflation Recovery Act, | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1985 | When you said you did time in the ring I thought you were a boxer. | 1.2741 | 0.04262 | 135 | 101 | 31 | 3 |
1986 | I don't actually see the kitchen sink. | 1.2741 | 0.04262 | 135 | 101 | 31 | 3 |
1987 | Internet dating is such a circus! | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1988 | My wife sent a band to deliver my divorce papers? | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1989 | So, I got that promotion!" | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1990 | Always expect the unexpected. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1991 | Send in the baristas, lawyers and tattoo artists next. | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1992 | Your new integrated circus has arrived sir! | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1993 | I guess it is my circus and my monkeys now. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1994 | Screen time is over!" | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1995 | Well, you wanted to meet my girlfriend's family! | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1996 | It was Muriel's tendency to lose focus that had most concerned her unicycle instructor.. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1997 | This is a helleva dream!! I don't want to wake up. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1998 | It must be campaign season. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
1999 | Sometimes work follows you home | 1.2735 | 0.04481 | 117 | 87 | 28 | 2 |
2000 | High school's out for today! | 1.2735 | 0.04481 | 117 | 87 | 28 | 2 |
2001 | Gee. I thought I bought an online ticket. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2002 | Where exactly are the 76 trombones? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2003 | Phew! There’s not a single skeleton in my closet. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2004 | Okay, as long as everyone wiped their feet. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
2005 | Same circus- different clowns | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
2006 | Man! UberEats has really upped their game! | 1.2734 | 0.04255 | 128 | 95 | 31 | 2 |
2007 | Let the party begin ! | 1.2734 | 0.04397 | 128 | 96 | 29 | 3 |
2008 | Cabernet License | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
2009 | We heard someone needs a little cheering up... | 1.2734 | 0.04186 | 139 | 104 | 32 | 3 |
2010 | Happy Birthday Mr. Fluffy….. happy birthday to you! | 1.2734 | 0.04428 | 139 | 106 | 28 | 5 |
2011 | Must be Thursday on the Disney Channel | 1.2734 | 0.03794 | 139 | 101 | 38 | 0 |
2012 | Get off that computer, nerd boy, and join the circus! | 1.2734 | 0.04428 | 139 | 106 | 28 | 5 |
2013 | You’re working from home too?! | 1.2734 | 0.04186 | 139 | 104 | 32 | 3 |
2014 | Honey, I didn’t mean LITERALLY go off and join the circus! | 1.2734 | 0.04309 | 139 | 105 | 30 | 4 |
2015 | ‘“We had this compulsion to join you!” | 1.2733 | 0.04112 | 150 | 113 | 33 | 4 |
2016 | Oh no, not Cirque du Foyer again... | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
2017 | You ordered the home theater? | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
2018 | Instead of you running off and joining the circus, the circus is running off and joining YOU! | 1.2733 | 0.04324 | 150 | 115 | 29 | 6 |
2019 | Strike Up The Band. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
2020 | Trump Inauguration | 1.2733 | 0.04046 | 172 | 132 | 33 | 7 |
2021 | Honey, I told you my support group was meeting here tonight. | 1.2727 | 0.04314 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
2022 | I gave up on Emily Post. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
2023 | Did you call the Geek Squad? | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
2024 | Did I tell you I was a baton twirler in high school? | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
2025 | Your hair qualifies you to join us! Come on! | 1.2727 | 0.04148 | 154 | 117 | 32 | 5 |
2026 | I said turn down the furnace, not bring in a clown circus. | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
2027 | You'll simply adore our new Sondheim retrospective! | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
2028 | I decided to bring home other peoples work. | 1.2727 | 0.04545 | 121 | 91 | 27 | 3 |
2029 | Hi uncle Bobby. We’re just dropping in for a week or so. Where’s the bathroom? | 1.2727 | 0.04178 | 132 | 98 | 32 | 2 |
2030 | Zero Mostel singing: "Something appealing, Something appalling, Something for everyone: A comedy tonight! | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
2031 | The circus is running away to join me? | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
2032 | My new place is really starting to grow on me. | 1.2727 | 0.04178 | 132 | 98 | 32 | 2 |
2033 | Note to self: Fix the lock on the pole tent door! | 1.2727 | 0.04545 | 121 | 91 | 27 | 3 |
2034 | From that moment forward,Tim was much more careful about what he Googled. | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
2035 | Oh-oh! It really is my circus! | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 121 | 89 | 31 | 1 |
2036 | I know. I promised not to bring my work home anymore. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
2037 | All it's missing is Bozo the Clown, dad's lawyer, and Steve Bannon. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
2038 | Live a little! | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
2039 | The Congressional summer recess must be over. | 1.2727 | 0.04330 | 165 | 129 | 27 | 9 |
2040 | It's always been my dream to star in a Fellini movie. | 1.2727 | 0.04457 | 110 | 81 | 28 | 1 |
2041 | We heard you had a clownfish. | 1.2727 | 0.04314 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
2042 | Don't you just love virtual reality. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
2043 | Come on, cat, we can't do the show without you. | 1.2727 | 0.04695 | 121 | 92 | 25 | 4 |
2044 | Don't mind us. You just keep working on whatever it is you're doing. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
2045 | Ready? We’ve got plenty of room in our one tiny car. | 1.2727 | 0.04314 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
2046 | Look! All of our favorite unlicensed characters!! | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2047 | Much to her surprise, Janet’s husband would in fact notice her if she were to lead a circus through the front door. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
2048 | These Zoom backgrounds are getting out of hand. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2049 | George, who finds it hard to say no, hadn’t quite realised that the “adopt a circus” people had meant it literally. | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
2050 | Honey, your folks are here... | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
2051 | This is not the bandwidth I signed up for! | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
2052 | I just ordered a pizza! | 1.2721 | 0.04045 | 147 | 110 | 34 | 3 |
2053 | The circus decided to run away and join us | 1.2721 | 0.04269 | 147 | 112 | 30 | 5 |
2054 | Darn, I left the door open again. | 1.2721 | 0.04159 | 147 | 111 | 32 | 4 |
2055 | Honey, guess what I joined. | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
2056 | There may not be monkeys, but it is your circus. | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
2057 | I gave up on Politics. | 1.2721 | 0.04235 | 136 | 102 | 31 | 3 |
2058 | This is the only way you’ll remember my birthday. | 1.2721 | 0.04362 | 136 | 103 | 29 | 4 |
2059 | I think you are looking for the clown next door. | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
2060 | Today we’re both working from home! | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2061 | These flash mobs are really getting out of hand. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
2062 | ¡It is true then! ... too much internet and isolation? | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2063 | I think I ordered the wrong home entertainment package. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
2064 | As the pandemic comes to a close, an infinite amount of possibilities are about to walk through your front door. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2065 | The day the circus ran away to join a boy. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2066 | Do you have any classified documents on that laptop? | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2067 | complements of apt#8 the" I love a parade group"is here! | 1.2720 | 0.04307 | 125 | 93 | 30 | 2 |
2068 | Sorry Ed, they’re making us work from home again this week. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
2069 | They say they can prove Trump won the election. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2070 | No, Siree! The MAGA tent has not yet folded. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2071 | Mulberry? It's the next street over. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2072 | What, no trapeze? | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
2073 | He feels a collar bell is so bougie. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
2074 | Where’s Carol Channing when you need her? | 1.2717 | 0.04190 | 173 | 135 | 29 | 9 |
2075 | Off to college, my son, you will be missed terribly. | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
2076 | We are an intervention to help cure you from being an introvert. | 1.2713 | 0.04368 | 129 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
2077 | Not your monkeys, but it IS your circus. | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
2078 | 76 trombones couldn't come so they sent us. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
2079 | You the one that ordered one circus, no clowns? | 1.2713 | 0.04227 | 129 | 96 | 31 | 2 |
2080 | Join the circus! We're going à la mode! | 1.2713 | 0.04227 | 129 | 96 | 31 | 2 |
2081 | Congratulations, you've been circus swatted. | 1.2713 | 0.04227 | 129 | 96 | 31 | 2 |
2082 | Oops I opened up the news page again! | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2083 | Did 76 trombones just come through here? | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
2084 | That had to be the hardest crossword EVER. | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 88 | 28 | 2 |
2085 | Mom! The governments here! | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 88 | 28 | 2 |
2086 | Honey, I thought we agreed to *not* invite your cousins from Florida… | 1.2712 | 0.04283 | 118 | 87 | 30 | 1 |
2087 | Did you enter the Publishers Clearing House contest | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
2088 | You clicked "Lord of The Three Rings" | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2089 | Don’t get up for us. | 1.2708 | 0.03969 | 144 | 107 | 35 | 2 |
2090 | Your wife said you were bored, so here we are! | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
2091 | Where’s the birthday girl? | 1.2708 | 0.04431 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
2092 | Honey, your family is back for a visit. | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
2093 | You're definitely a morning person. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2094 | Mrs. Bear likes to make "an entrance". | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2095 | I went ring shopping and found a great deal on a set of three! | 1.2707 | 0.04151 | 133 | 99 | 32 | 2 |
2096 | Now that I have your attention . . . | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
2097 | See, this is why I don’t talk politics in the house. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2098 | We heard you love Circus Peanuts. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2099 | Get your face paint, Bobo. We’re painting the town red. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2100 | Just to be clear Darling, this is an actual three ring circus! | 1.2705 | 0.04514 | 122 | 92 | 27 | 3 |
2101 | Would you tell your neighbor that we came by, and we’re sorry we missed him? | 1.2705 | 0.04361 | 122 | 91 | 29 | 2 |
2102 | Looks like the midterms are in town. | 1.2705 | 0.04361 | 122 | 91 | 29 | 2 |
2103 | Sorry, dear. I had to bring work home tonight. | 1.2705 | 0.04361 | 122 | 91 | 29 | 2 |
2104 | I guess he’s back from Obedience School | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
2105 | Queen died | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
2106 | I know I said the party should be a big tent, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2705 | 0.04514 | 122 | 92 | 27 | 3 |
2107 | Oh, great. I forgot all about the midterms. | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
2108 | They told us there would be cake! | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2109 | I ran off with the circus! I hope no one notices. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
2110 | Don't ever say, "Not my circus," again. | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
2111 | We need your vote in November. | 1.2701 | 0.04079 | 137 | 102 | 33 | 2 |
2112 | When I ordered a pizza with the works, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
2113 | Congrats on getting your voter ID card! | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
2114 | Yeah? Well...I put up with your poker night every week so, suck it up." | 1.2701 | 0.04576 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
2115 | I know, I know, but look at what I got the cat to do! | 1.2701 | 0.04209 | 137 | 103 | 31 | 3 |
2116 | It's International New Emoji Day. Tonight we'll be in your laptop. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
2117 | And to think that I saw it on our Mulberry carpet. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
2118 | You got it on the first try! The word IS 'circus'! | 1.2698 | 0.04278 | 126 | 94 | 30 | 2 |
2119 | For humanity's sake, you guys, it's two by two. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
2120 | The highway said said detour. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
2121 | Who farted?" | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
2122 | I swiped right for all of you ? | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
2123 | What do you mean this isn't 123 Main Street? | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
2124 | Darling, did you mention the family is coming for diner? | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
2125 | Go big AND go home. | 1.2698 | 0.04278 | 126 | 94 | 30 | 2 |
2126 | I think I'm just gonna delete the tweet. | 1.2698 | 0.04127 | 126 | 93 | 32 | 1 |
2127 | Have you been meowing at Alexa again? | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
2128 | Uh-oh, looks like someone wants my vote. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
2129 | S’up? | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
2130 | Dad, I ran away to join with the circus. | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
2131 | But I ran away from all of you to be able to work from home. | 1.2697 | 0.04066 | 152 | 115 | 33 | 4 |
2132 | Yea,just the family ! | 1.2697 | 0.04066 | 152 | 115 | 33 | 4 |
2133 | We're here to give the nightly news, here are today's top stories. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2134 | We’re your new neighbors. Can we borrow 50 pounds of sugar? | 1.2696 | 0.04156 | 115 | 84 | 31 | 0 |
2135 | Is . . . Is that bear carrying a purse?! | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2136 | Wait, the midterms already?! | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2137 | Oh shit, they found me! | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2138 | Family dinner | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
2139 | British leader Liz Truss illustrates her campaign pledges | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2140 | Honey, come downstairs. Your birthday present has arrived! | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
2141 | Everyone loves a parade! | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
2142 | Your Door Dash order is here! | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
2143 | My privacy settings are really messed up. | 1.2695 | 0.04135 | 141 | 106 | 32 | 3 |
2144 | BNB. That's Barnum and Bailey, right? | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2145 | It's time to feed the cat! | 1.2692 | 0.04116 | 182 | 143 | 29 | 10 |
2146 | Welcome to the Mad House | 1.2692 | 0.03905 | 130 | 95 | 35 | 0 |
2147 | Can I borrow, like, FIFTY POUNDS of sugar? | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2148 | Have been meaning to tell you. I changed jobs. | 1.2692 | 0.03895 | 156 | 117 | 36 | 3 |
2149 | At least this place is not a zoo. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2150 | If this is community policing, it's not gonna work. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2151 | Not the coolest way to embarrass your cat. | 1.2692 | 0.04055 | 130 | 96 | 33 | 1 |
2152 | A person and their cat imagine the digestive consequences of consuming the pâté from the back of the fridge. | 1.2690 | 0.04720 | 145 | 115 | 21 | 9 |
2153 | We're the travelling circus...today we are at your house. | 1.2690 | 0.04512 | 145 | 113 | 25 | 7 |
2154 | Friends from your cat's fifth life. | 1.2690 | 0.04065 | 145 | 109 | 33 | 3 |
2155 | You’re Brian Shriner, right? Guess what? | 1.2690 | 0.04182 | 145 | 110 | 31 | 4 |
2156 | You were right. After you entertain a clown, you become part of the circus. | 1.2689 | 0.04417 | 119 | 89 | 28 | 2 |
2157 | But where's the 76 trombones? They were suppose to lead the big parade. | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
2158 | The Parade brand loungewear you ordered on Amazon was out of stock. Will this do as a substitute? | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
2159 | I shouldn't have rented from Fair B&B | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
2160 | You can take the man out of the circus but you can't take the circus out of the man. | 1.2689 | 0.04417 | 119 | 89 | 28 | 2 |
2161 | We live upstairs! But you knew that.” | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
2162 | The end is near! | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
2163 | And since you ordered on line, your pizza is half price too. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
2164 | RAH! RAH! Get that porridge cooking! Mama Bear is BACK! | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
2165 | As you can see, Amazon is expanding its delivery service. | 1.2689 | 0.04417 | 119 | 89 | 28 | 2 |
2166 | Congratulations - your tweet saved the world! | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
2167 | I was looking for a decent Kirkus review, not a circus view!” #bookpeopl | 1.2689 | 0.04082 | 119 | 87 | 32 | 0 |
2168 | “Your Greatest Pizza on Earth is on the way!” | 1.2687 | 0.04259 | 134 | 101 | 30 | 3 |
2169 | Tut alors, the metaverse has arrived...abandon the screen and join the party! | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
2170 | It’s a circus in here! | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
2171 | Why quit quietly when you can quit cacophonously? | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
2172 | This has to be a mistake in my last online order. How in heaven am I going to return it? | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2173 | We all decided to run away and join you. | 1.2685 | 0.04482 | 108 | 80 | 27 | 1 |
2174 | The line is getting blurry between circus and houseguests | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2175 | Trouble seeing us? We sell spectacles! | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
2176 | Wait a minute! I only ordered a pizza. | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
2177 | The Circus Arrives Without Warning | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
2178 | You guys have to leave. This is not funny, | 1.2683 | 0.04011 | 123 | 90 | 33 | 0 |
2179 | The cat was a bit expensive, but the pet store threw in everyone else as a bonus. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
2180 | We're here to help you with your 'Media Relations' homework! | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
2181 | If this doesn't cheer him up...nothing will! | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
2182 | I'm never buying a timeshare again. | 1.2681 | 0.03922 | 138 | 102 | 35 | 1 |
2183 | The midterms are here - the midterms are here. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
2184 | Well, Morris, that's the last time I leave open the 'one click ordering' page while you're prancing around. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
2185 | I thought our marriage was entertainment enough | 1.2681 | 0.04183 | 138 | 104 | 31 | 3 |
2186 | We’re home! | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
2187 | We are here to overstimulate you until your internet is back up. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
2188 | Look Murray, I brought my work home with me for tonight. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
2189 | Streaming has really raised the bar. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2190 | If I ran the circus, we'd make house calls every day. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2191 | I've finally run away. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2192 | Honey things are getting kinky tonight, we’re talking borderline illegal” | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2193 | Stay | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
2194 | It's so quiet now that the kids are in school. I decided I was going to work from home too! | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
2195 | Sorry, but I need to work late tonight | 1.2677 | 0.04250 | 127 | 95 | 30 | 2 |
2196 | This new booster is great! | 1.2677 | 0.04250 | 127 | 95 | 30 | 2 |
2197 | I was going to run away and join the circus... but thought why run away | 1.2677 | 0.04250 | 127 | 95 | 30 | 2 |
2198 | Ah, another candidate has announced they're running for a seat in the House of Representatives! | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
2199 | We can't afford three rings but we saw your listing for a three-bedroom. | 1.2677 | 0.04100 | 127 | 94 | 32 | 1 |
2200 | You should see my place ... it's a circus in here! | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
2201 | The grandkids will be here in a minute. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
2202 | Wow, Uber Entertainment is really convenient. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
2203 | Hoooneeeey,your family's here! | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
2204 | No, please, I just cleaned and there’s no way my wife will believe this | 1.2676 | 0.04230 | 142 | 108 | 30 | 4 |
2205 | What, are you sure this isn't the Big Top? My GPS is never wrong! | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
2206 | I figured “Circus Estates, Big Top Living from the $800s” was just a marketing pitch! | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
2207 | Picnic day for teddy bears...today's the day our teddy bear has her pic nic. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
2208 | It’s bad luck to open an umbrella indoors | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
2209 | I heard you were down to clown. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
2210 | Can we use your bathroom? | 1.2672 | 0.04127 | 116 | 85 | 31 | 0 |
2211 | I see the midterms have arrived. | 1.2672 | 0.04304 | 116 | 86 | 29 | 1 |
2212 | The entertainment is free—you’re charged only if you want cleanup. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
2213 | It’s time to get real. | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
2214 | Ronnie’s here! | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2215 | They're just stopping by. | 1.2672 | 0.04311 | 131 | 99 | 29 | 3 |
2216 | The circus ran off and joined ME! | 1.2672 | 0.04311 | 131 | 99 | 29 | 3 |
2217 | This is just a preview of what happens when you give up social media. | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
2218 | Me: can we go to the circus Mom: We have a circus at home *The circus at home* | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
2219 | I've GOT to lay off the booze! | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2220 | This is why I'm the good cat | 1.2672 | 0.04173 | 131 | 98 | 31 | 2 |
2221 | Looks like the circus is in townhouse. | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
2222 | There's an opening for a human cannonball if you'd like to join us." | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
2223 | I could get use to this work from home | 1.2672 | 0.04029 | 131 | 97 | 33 | 1 |
2224 | Hello! We are your new neighbors. | 1.2671 | 0.04269 | 146 | 112 | 29 | 5 |
2225 | And your Three-Ring Circus delivery comes with a Free Return policy -- except for the elephants. | 1.2671 | 0.04042 | 146 | 110 | 33 | 3 |
2226 | Um... Bobo, could you stop bringing work home with you. | 1.2667 | 0.03858 | 165 | 125 | 36 | 4 |
2227 | Hello Dad, 23 & me says we're 100% family. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
2228 | Hope, for your sake, you have Purina Escaped Lion Chow. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
2229 | Your friends at the office miss you. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2230 | Isn’t eBay wonderful? | 1.2667 | 0.04099 | 135 | 101 | 32 | 2 |
2231 | The show *must* go on. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2232 | Since you wouldn't run away and join us ...!! | 1.2667 | 0.04232 | 135 | 102 | 30 | 3 |
2233 | Can you open the window to let in the trapeze artists? | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
2234 | Hope you can pitch a tent. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2235 | Is that another new hat Linda? | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
2236 | This must be Uber Eats Plus. | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
2237 | The only thing missing is the kitchen sink! | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 105 | 78 | 26 | 1 |
2238 | Wait! I ordered a subscription to Travel Circle, not a traveling circus. | 1.2667 | 0.04054 | 120 | 88 | 32 | 0 |
2239 | We came up as soon as you gave us three rings. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2240 | Where do you want your new analog streaming service set up? | 1.2667 | 0.04386 | 120 | 90 | 28 | 2 |
2241 | new remote has a ‘hybrid’ work environment. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
2242 | We decided to run away with YOU for a change! | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
2243 | The great resignation | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
2244 | Just when Jimmy thought he’d succeeded in running away from the circus to join the establishment… | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
2245 | M y "X" said: she would make a clown out of me! | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
2246 | Hi! Guess which lottery you just won! | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
2247 | I thought you said the neighbors were sad to see us go? | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
2248 | The circus joined me! | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
2249 | Buckle up, Godfrey - this is exactly the same dream I had in 2016. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
2250 | Do you feel like your life is becoming a circus | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
2251 | With the pandemic winding down, the circus no longer has to appear via Zoom. | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
2252 | This is the parade of homes, isn't it? | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
2253 | We're all so glad you changed the litter box! | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
2254 | Reminder Life's just a circus | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
2255 | This orgy's gonna be hilarious! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2256 | Next time!!! Try Ringling the bell before coming in!!! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2257 | One of Sigmund Freud's most representative works. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2258 | Any chance an elephant just came through here? | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
2259 | Not my living room, not my couch. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
2260 | Did you happen to see a lion? | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
2261 | I could have sworn this was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2262 | These 4DX movies are getting out of hand | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2263 | Looks like casting for The Music Man got a little out-of-hand. | 1.2655 | 0.04173 | 113 | 83 | 30 | 0 |
2264 | Just show us where the three rings are and we | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2265 | Cirque du So" -- "Hey | 1.2655 | 0.04536 | 113 | 85 | 26 | 2 |
2266 | This isn't what I meant by 'in-house' rehearsal. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2267 | I said I am not interested. I have my own religion. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2268 | Life (after Covid) has arrived | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2269 | Our new pizza delivery service is focused on customer experience | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2270 | You're mom passed away. | 1.2654 | 0.04360 | 162 | 128 | 25 | 9 |
2271 | No surprise, I always knew that my life is a circus | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
2272 | So they aren't my monkeys, but apparently it is my circus. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2273 | Just because I love my little political junkie. | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
2274 | Yes, I KNOW our anniversary is tomorrow! | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
2275 | Well, if you can't bring yourself to the circus, we thought, why not, you know, ... | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
2276 | Uber circus at your disposal! | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
2277 | I invited the upstairs neighbors to dinner. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
2278 | I'm working from home today, so please keep it down. | 1.2652 | 0.04146 | 132 | 99 | 31 | 2 |
2279 | The party don't start till I walk in. | 1.2652 | 0.04146 | 132 | 99 | 31 | 2 |
2280 | We just came on in when you didn't answer after Three Rings. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
2281 | I’m worried that the hat is a bit much… | 1.2650 | 0.04443 | 117 | 88 | 27 | 2 |
2282 | Remember when I used to talk about joining the circus? | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
2283 | I asked you not to bring your work home | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
2284 | This IS your circus. The monkeys are coming. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
2285 | You think your job is in tents? | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
2286 | Circus-gram for Mongo. | 1.2650 | 0.04274 | 117 | 87 | 29 | 1 |
2287 | Ummm... my birthday is next week. | 1.2649 | 0.04171 | 151 | 116 | 30 | 5 |
2288 | I meant fetch not kvetch | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
2289 | You call that a circus? Where are the elephants? | 1.2647 | 0.03938 | 136 | 101 | 34 | 1 |
2290 | If you think the amount of clowns we fit in a car is ridiculous, just wait to see how many more roommates we'll need to jam in here to make a 500 sq. ft. apartment affordable. | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
2291 | Help me, my mind is escaping | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2292 | I’m working from home now honey! | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
2293 | I’m doing Burning Man remotely this year. | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2294 | Did you forget to lock the tent? | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
2295 | We heard your quarantine is over. | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2296 | Cat, look what you dragged in this time | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
2297 | But I said 'Don't Worry, Darling' had caused quite the MEDIA circus? | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2298 | Actually, I was rather expecting the Spanish inquisition. | 1.2644 | 0.03987 | 174 | 135 | 32 | 7 |
2299 | And you though you could avoid the circus by working from home! | 1.2643 | 0.04254 | 140 | 107 | 29 | 4 |
2300 | Is this the way to the F train? | 1.2643 | 0.04132 | 140 | 106 | 31 | 3 |
2301 | Family circus. | 1.2643 | 0.04132 | 140 | 106 | 31 | 3 |
2302 | Oh no! They found me again. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2303 | …..in-laws | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
2304 | Solving Wordle in 2 guesses is a big deal,honey! | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
2305 | When the doctor suggested the circus to lift my spirits, I didn't expect it to make a house call. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
2306 | I’m leaving you! I joined the circus! | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
2307 | I knew you were a clown, so I invited your tribe for the game tonight. Surprise Suprise ! | 1.2640 | 0.04118 | 125 | 93 | 31 | 1 |
2308 | Seuss? No I called Dr Schultz! | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 2 |
2309 | Gee, Whiskers, I didn't expect this from just half a tab. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
2310 | When the relatives arrive for the holidays | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 2 |
2311 | Well, that completes my bucket list! | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 2 |
2312 | I knew this top was too big! | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
2313 | 420 Totten Court is next door. | 1.2639 | 0.04062 | 144 | 109 | 32 | 3 |
2314 | I hope you don't mind, but I'll be working from home for awhile. | 1.2639 | 0.04294 | 144 | 111 | 28 | 5 |
2315 | You clicked on one too many emojis. | 1.2639 | 0.04294 | 144 | 111 | 28 | 5 |
2316 | Sorry, we’re just following Waze | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2317 | For $50 we can do a vanishing act … or, we can stay. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2318 | There’s nothing good on TV tonight so… | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2319 | Not what I expected when they said they were going to tent the house. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2320 | I know you’re dubious now, Bill, but in an hour you’ll be very glad you clicked that button. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2321 | We're your cat's birthday surprise from his girlfriend. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
2322 | Who ordered UberCircus? | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
2323 | Mulberry Street here we come | 1.2636 | 0.04194 | 129 | 97 | 30 | 2 |
2324 | Not my circus. Not my cat. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
2325 | We’re Cirque from home! | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
2326 | OMG, I hope it's not a flea circus | 1.2636 | 0.04194 | 129 | 97 | 30 | 2 |
2327 | They wanted to give you a ticker-tape parade, but this was all they could afford. | 1.2636 | 0.04194 | 129 | 97 | 30 | 2 |
2328 | We ran away from the circus to join you in your boring, small town home! | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
2329 | Siri I said order a service not a circus! When will you get it right | 1.2635 | 0.04634 | 148 | 118 | 21 | 9 |
2330 | I'd get ready with the scoop and shovel for the elephant at the end. | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
2331 | You said I could have my friends over. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2332 | It is my circus. Without the monkeys, of course. | 1.2632 | 0.04542 | 95 | 70 | 25 | 0 |
2333 | I think the circus is joining US. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
2334 | What happens when GPS isn't updated... | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
2335 | Damn. Do we have to celebrate Hieronymus Bosch Day EVERY year? | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2336 | You've just qualified for an unlimited talk, text, and data plan! | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2337 | 'tis a pageant to keep us in false gaze | 1.2632 | 0.04255 | 133 | 101 | 29 | 3 |
2338 | No! I was the only sucker born that minute? | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
2339 | After 2 years in hibernation, they say that the show must go on. | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
2340 | I just signed up for a new streaming bundle and look what we got as a sign up bonus! | 1.2632 | 0.04782 | 95 | 71 | 23 | 1 |
2341 | Do you like my new outfit? | 1.2628 | 0.04079 | 156 | 120 | 31 | 5 |
2342 | Mittens, Is this going to happen every time we eat catnip? | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
2343 | What, no jugglers? | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 137 | 104 | 30 | 3 |
2344 | You don’t mind if my extended family stays for a few weeks, do you? | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 137 | 104 | 30 | 3 |
2345 | Now & Always: Vote Republican! | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
2346 | Circus Parade Telegram! Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you ..... | 1.2628 | 0.04306 | 137 | 105 | 28 | 4 |
2347 | Oops. You selected the wrong size button on your instant celebration delivery app. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
2348 | We checked the paperwork, and while we're still waiting to hear on the monkeys, this is indeed your circus. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2349 | Here We Are Ringleader! | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2350 | He got elected again! | 1.2627 | 0.04410 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
2351 | I love you too much to run away, so… | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2352 | Your late! | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2353 | Alexa, tell me the news. | 1.2627 | 0.04410 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
2354 | Umm, honey, are you sure you read the Airbnb terms and conditions? | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2355 | So, so can we keep the cat? | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
2356 | One Target trip later | 1.2624 | 0.04107 | 141 | 107 | 31 | 3 |
2357 | The pandemic is over! | 1.2624 | 0.03981 | 141 | 106 | 33 | 2 |
2358 | Happy Birthday, middle child. | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2359 | Uh oh! Looks like the In-Laws are here.... | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2360 | The yoga class was full but the circus had an opening! | 1.2623 | 0.04165 | 122 | 91 | 30 | 1 |
2361 | Where's the orange clown, isn't he the ringleader? | 1.2623 | 0.04165 | 122 | 91 | 30 | 1 |
2362 | And the band played on! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2363 | It's just the weekly all-hands. We're all on mute with cameras off anyway. | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2364 | Guess who graduated from circus school? Magna Cum Laugh! | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2365 | No - I am really not bored | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2366 | When it’s opening day and your house was built over the circus cemetery | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2367 | The saints are definitely not marching in. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2368 | I’m sorry Skittles. Am I boring you? | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2369 | Looks like the circus ran away to join me! | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2370 | Can any of them guess my weight? | 1.2619 | 0.04091 | 126 | 94 | 31 | 1 |
2371 | Did you remember the milk? | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2372 | You're scaring the cat! | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2373 | Look at what the circus dragged in, | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2374 | Is that Bear carrying a handbag?! Weird. | 1.2619 | 0.04091 | 126 | 94 | 31 | 1 |
2375 | My Amazon delivery is right on time again. | 1.2617 | 0.03972 | 149 | 113 | 33 | 3 |
2376 | All that I order was an everything bagel. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
2377 | no I asked for charades | 1.2616 | 0.04007 | 172 | 134 | 31 | 7 |
2378 | There will be a small handling fee for returns. | 1.2615 | 0.04166 | 130 | 98 | 30 | 2 |
2379 | Ms. Jane Martin sends her formal congratulations on your recent ability to finally locate the clitoris. | 1.2615 | 0.04575 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
2380 | I didn't run away. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
2381 | Hi,we're the pizza, chocolate cake and herring you just ate! | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
2382 | Don’t worry, we need room for just three rings. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
2383 | When the relatives visit. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
2384 | Now what? | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
2385 | AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS A FREAK SHOW. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
2386 | You give me a ring, I'll give you three. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
2387 | Wow! The Macy*s Thanksgiving Day Parade live from the entertainment inside my own home! | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
2388 | Your boss heard it was mean to do layoffs over Zoom, so he sent us. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
2389 | Your mom told us to come early. | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
2390 | Work from home 2.0 | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
2391 | That's not what I meant when I said "let's get wild tonight"... | 1.2611 | 0.04348 | 157 | 124 | 25 | 8 |
2392 | They gave us the option to work remote. | 1.2611 | 0.04056 | 157 | 121 | 31 | 5 |
2393 | I said, 'bring home a citrus fruit,' NOT a Circus Group! | 1.2611 | 0.04253 | 157 | 123 | 27 | 7 |
2394 | Here's one symptom of COVID19 that I hadn't heard of yet. | 1.2611 | 0.03742 | 157 | 118 | 37 | 2 |
2395 | Who brought the pizza & beer? | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
2396 | I didn't hear the bell. | 1.2609 | 0.04519 | 138 | 108 | 24 | 6 |
2397 | I know! A bear...with a purse...in the living room. | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
2398 | Do you mind, there are no facilities in the Big Top. May we use your toilet? | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
2399 | I think I had too much catnip. | 1.2609 | 0.04024 | 138 | 104 | 32 | 2 |
2400 | The mid-terms are here! | 1.2609 | 0.04468 | 115 | 87 | 26 | 2 |
2401 | I'm not sure I want to go back to school in person. | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
2402 | This is 3B, right? | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
2403 | Your work-from-home parade is now over. | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
2404 | Ignore the elephant not in the room. | 1.2606 | 0.04202 | 142 | 109 | 29 | 4 |
2405 | Your Vote may count this November 8th,but then again... | 1.2606 | 0.04082 | 142 | 108 | 31 | 3 |
2406 | I lost our savings in crypto, but I'm betting it's hard to hear me with all of this excitement! | 1.2606 | 0.04434 | 142 | 111 | 25 | 6 |
2407 | These pop-up ads are really getting out of hand!" | 1.2606 | 0.04202 | 142 | 109 | 29 | 4 |
2408 | Anything to afford rent in this city… | 1.2606 | 0.04082 | 142 | 108 | 31 | 3 |
2409 | If all the world's a stage and people merely players, where do cats fit in? | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2410 | Did you want fries with your order? | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2411 | Hi, honey. New job's great but turns out there's a WFH component that I must have misunderstood. | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2412 | Oh yeah,the mid-terms are here again. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2413 | Sorry, I'm out of cocaine. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2414 | Look who I met at Zabar's! | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2415 | What next? | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
2416 | They didn’t have cotton candy!?! | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2417 | We're up for reelection this year. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2418 | Don't look at me, the cat ordered the parade. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2419 | What the...I just ordered! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2420 | Toby Tyler ... we've been waiting for you! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2421 | When the circus parade made a left turn at Main Street, all hell broke loose. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2422 | It's time to vote again! | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2423 | It's getting to be a regular circus around here, it seems. | 1.2602 | 0.04136 | 123 | 92 | 30 | 1 |
2424 | Oh, I forgot to cancel my Circus+ subscription | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2425 | We would've given warning but hey, we're the circus! | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2426 | I married wit five kids, so I don’t need a second circus | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
2427 | Is this a private residence or can anyone march in it? | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2428 | All the Republican candidates are ultra-MAGA now. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
2429 | I think it's time we spiced up the bedroom. | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
2430 | Still indifferent...but this was a close call. | 1.2598 | 0.04215 | 127 | 96 | 29 | 2 |
2431 | Can we leave the Beetle parked over the manhole? | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
2432 | Don't just sit there, go get your barbells. | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
2433 | Fun will never walk in through your door. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
2434 | Work from home - traveling circus edition | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
2435 | I’m leaving you, Frank, and I’m taking Mr. Chester with me. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2436 | Helen, the MAGA convention is here! | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2437 | And you didn't believe me when I said my family is a regular 3 ring circus! | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2438 | Oh, no! The birthday boy lives next door. | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2439 | . . . just my Clown Academy classmates . . . | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2440 | I thought you said this wasn't your circus. | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
2441 | ...and I was worried about the elephant in the room | 1.2595 | 0.04279 | 131 | 100 | 28 | 3 |
2442 | Our live show is better than streaming. | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
2443 | You know how you're always saying my life is a three-ring circus? | 1.2595 | 0.04279 | 131 | 100 | 28 | 3 |
2444 | Welcome to the building! | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
2445 | You said you would stop bringing your work home with you. | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
2446 | We heard you were thinking of joining! | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
2447 | With all the fanfare, Lenny knew his mother wouldn't be far behind for a surprise visit. | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
2448 | Your pizza is here. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
2449 | Thanks for finally cleaning the litter box. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
2450 | I thought I ordered circuits! | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
2451 | Mom, Dad! I'm home from French Woods' circus camp! I had a wonderful time! | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
2452 | I guess you were right when you said doing Airbnb could become a circus | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
2453 | I didn't know "Cirque de Soleil" made house calls | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
2454 | Surprise family reunion! All the cousins are here! | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
2455 | Well, you asked for a parade on your 70th birthday. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
2456 | Frances, didn't I tell you not to leave the door unlocked again? | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
2457 | I knew you weren't going to do anything for my birthday! | 1.2590 | 0.03999 | 139 | 105 | 32 | 2 |
2458 | You clicked on " Out of Work Performers"? | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
2459 | Wait, I only ordered one pizza! | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
2460 | Don't worry, there are no clowns. | 1.2589 | 0.04528 | 112 | 85 | 25 | 2 |
2461 | This is the last time I'll act on your advice. | 1.2589 | 0.04528 | 112 | 85 | 25 | 2 |
2462 | Welcome to social media. Someone who thinks they’re funny will contact you shortly. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2463 | Great…it’s Couch Surf du Soleil again. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2464 | OMG, Tabby! Is this the cousin you were telling me about? | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
2465 | The midterm elections are an absolute circus! | 1.2587 | 0.04057 | 143 | 109 | 31 | 3 |
2466 | Cirque du Sofa- they're starting to get desperate. | 1.2587 | 0.04057 | 143 | 109 | 31 | 3 |
2467 | I'll be working from home today, hope it's ok. | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
2468 | Here is the parade that we did not ask for | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
2469 | This direct to consumer trend has gone too far | 1.2587 | 0.04177 | 143 | 110 | 29 | 4 |
2470 | We came for the cat. If you can walk on your hands, you can come too. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2471 | Home entertainment options got crazier and crazier during lockdown! | 1.2586 | 0.04263 | 116 | 87 | 28 | 1 |
2472 | Oh, no! 2 months of this til the election. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2473 | So, it would seem that if I avoid the circus, the circus will instead find me. | 1.2586 | 0.04263 | 116 | 87 | 28 | 1 |
2474 | I brought a few friends home from clown college. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2475 | When you have a scheduled family reunion at your place but the entire family lets themselves in three hours early. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2476 | Dad, this isn't what they mean by a "watch party". | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2477 | Your psychologist has prescribed this therapy. | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
2478 | Time to clean the litter box | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2479 | You’ve just been offered a lifetime subscription to every lottery in the country. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2480 | It looks like the summer is over. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2481 | We heard that SOMEBODY here completed their millionth hour of Netflix! | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2482 | Why did I agree to host the family reunion? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2483 | Not my circus, not my mon…oh, it is my circus. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2484 | I already told you, I don’t want what you’re selling! | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2485 | Sir Purrington, the fun will really start when they unload the tiny car full of politicians. | 1.2583 | 0.04013 | 120 | 89 | 31 | 0 |
2486 | When the circus comes to your townhouse. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2487 | Things went downhill at home when dad started inviting his work friends over. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2488 | Great news! The bear said yes! | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
2489 | What the -- ?? | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
2490 | It’s ok. I don’t see any big cats. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
2491 | The entertainment streaming wars have begun! We're here to convince you to sign up with our company's full package! | 1.2581 | 0.04108 | 124 | 93 | 30 | 1 |
2492 | The circus is not only in town but staying in your apartment. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
2493 | Just the clowns, guys. I said just send in the clowns ! | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
2494 | Too much? | 1.2581 | 0.04108 | 124 | 93 | 30 | 1 |
2495 | Well, YEAH, silly! If ya leave the door open, OF COURSE the crazy's gonna get in! | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
2496 | Are you telling me this is EAST 24th; not West 24th? | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
2497 | Clown school is out. | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
2498 | Is it football season again or is the circus in town? | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 93 | 69 | 24 | 0 |
2499 | We decided our circus was too in tents. | 1.2581 | 0.05105 | 124 | 100 | 16 | 8 |
2500 | And you thought cats were aloof. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
2501 | Must be a full moon... | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
2502 | The clowns are doing home visits. It's such a nice Jester. | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
2503 | circus | 1.2578 | 0.04331 | 128 | 98 | 27 | 3 |
2504 | Your Ex sends her regards!" | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
2505 | Hey, at least you can’t say I’m running away to the circus.” | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
2506 | I assume that this ie your revenge for my banning you from bringing dead mice into the house | 1.2578 | 0.04331 | 128 | 98 | 27 | 3 |
2507 | We need a balcony apartment. | 1.2578 | 0.04187 | 128 | 97 | 29 | 2 |
2508 | Cirque du mi casa | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
2509 | Now it's really bedtime | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2510 | Well this is Bazzar | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
2511 | Bob’s childhood dream of joining the circus was so close but, somehow he knew his cat never would allow it. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
2512 | Nobody told me that the end of the world was coming sooner than we thought. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
2513 | Those are not my monkeys but this is my circus | 1.2576 | 0.04112 | 132 | 100 | 30 | 2 |
2514 | The Queen is Dead. | 1.2574 | 0.04372 | 101 | 75 | 26 | 0 |
2515 | Hang on, we’ve got the wrong house again. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2516 | It’s the aristocrats | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
2517 | This is how we make the rent. | 1.2574 | 0.04303 | 136 | 105 | 27 | 4 |
2518 | I thought you were going to stop bringing work home? | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
2519 | Congratulations! Now it IS your circus! | 1.2571 | 0.04225 | 140 | 108 | 28 | 4 |
2520 | Next time I won’t take so many drugs. | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
2521 | wow the taxoplasmosis from the cat is really hitting me hard today | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
2522 | Oh no, family visiting me again | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
2523 | Didn't you hear the three rings? | 1.2569 | 0.04033 | 144 | 110 | 31 | 3 |
2524 | You're not going to believe what happened after I went to the office supply store for a three ring binder... | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
2525 | What a surprise without my iPhone! | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
2526 | Wait. You’re not Simon! | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
2527 | Would you mind removing your shoes? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2528 | Happy birthday! Guess who has a fun-loving brother-in-law? | 1.2569 | 0.04402 | 109 | 82 | 26 | 1 |
2529 | Hey guys - next time just send a text when a new phone is announced." John Oesterle Burke, V | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2530 | Calm your cat and protect your bare feet, when Waze detours traffic around Mulberry Street. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
2531 | Okay, Sondheim, might as well, send in the clowns | 1.2568 | 0.04193 | 148 | 115 | 28 | 5 |
2532 | I had to bring work home again, Dear. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
2533 | Honey,my circus group was just quarantined, they’ll be here for the week. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2534 | Not another Trump rally. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
2535 | Hey I saw those stains in the carpet so is it cool if I smoke cigarettes inside? Because I figure you’re already not getting the security deposit back… | 1.2566 | 0.04127 | 113 | 84 | 29 | 0 |
2536 | I’m counting on your vote! | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
2537 | I take it this wasn’t mentioned in my adoption profile. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
2538 | I only order a veggie pizza | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2539 | I got to get one of those video doorbells. | 1.2566 | 0.04314 | 113 | 85 | 27 | 1 |
2540 | All I was writing was ' ...in the clowns'. I didn't hit 'send' ! | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2541 | We're marching to save the rule of law.. want to join us? | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
2542 | You really have to stop bringing your work home. | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
2543 | Oh no! Is today Wednesday? | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2544 | Wow, i literally just searched ‘want to watch the greatest show on earth’ | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
2545 | I think the Zoom Theater thing has finally gone too far. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2546 | Put in the table leaf, Harold, I brought my work home again. | 1.2564 | 0.04054 | 117 | 87 | 30 | 0 |
2547 | Clowns Who Clean | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2548 | Did someone here call Ringling Brothers? | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2549 | Ah! The circus has come to townhouse. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2550 | City by-law, sir; if your apartment is more than 800 square feet, it's an official circus venue. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2551 | If mountain won't come to Muhummad ... | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2552 | Congratulations! You’ve blocked your 10,000th pop-up ad. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2553 | Son,I never thought you would clean your bedroom! | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2554 | Huh. Didn’t expect my horoscope to be quite so literal. | 1.2564 | 0.04232 | 117 | 88 | 28 | 1 |
2555 | I'm trying to say yes more. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2556 | So pleased there are no elephants | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2557 | Hooray! Celebrate the end of the pandemic! | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2558 | It always feels like a three ring circus there. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2559 | The co-op board is meeting HERE? | 1.2562 | 0.03985 | 121 | 90 | 31 | 0 |
2560 | I really wish Barnum's could get away from the home working idea. | 1.2562 | 0.04154 | 121 | 91 | 29 | 1 |
2561 | Man! I gotta lay off those kombucha growlers! | 1.2561 | 0.04114 | 164 | 129 | 28 | 7 |
2562 | Introvert birthday | 1.2561 | 0.03928 | 164 | 127 | 32 | 5 |
2563 | The trend of wearing mismatched socks ended quite a while ago and now the only people who do it are lazy slobs! | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
2564 | How can I possibly work in this middle of this circus? | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
2565 | Oh no, it looks like election season again! | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
2566 | I'm your ringmistress, so get ready for some amazing tricks. | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
2567 | It was only ten bucks more than a waiter singing "Happy Birthday." | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
2568 | What’s with an umbrella indoors? | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
2569 | It still cracks me up every year when I see a bear with a purse. | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
2570 | When I told my Therapist that my home life was like a circus she laughed. | 1.2558 | 0.04159 | 129 | 98 | 29 | 2 |
2571 | Yes, it is your circus. I ate the monkeys. | 1.2558 | 0.04159 | 129 | 98 | 29 | 2 |
2572 | You asked for more excitement? Presto! | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
2573 | Lucky for you. We’re the new circus next door. | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
2574 | Don’t look at me, I didn’t drag them in. | 1.2558 | 0.04159 | 129 | 98 | 29 | 2 |
2575 | That new detour on Main Street is a real problem. | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
2576 | How's this for a daily distraction? | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
2577 | 'This place is becoming a clown show." | 1.2556 | 0.04223 | 133 | 102 | 28 | 3 |
2578 | And you think it's the PURSE that's a bit over the top??!!" | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
2579 | mom always said if you fed one more would come | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
2580 | But where are the clowns Send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here | 1.2556 | 0.04485 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 5 |
2581 | Hey Marge, the mid-term campaign season is here! | 1.2556 | 0.04086 | 133 | 101 | 30 | 2 |
2582 | Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
2583 | We couldn't find the big top and it's starting to rain. | 1.2555 | 0.04275 | 137 | 106 | 27 | 4 |
2584 | Time for your booster! | 1.2555 | 0.04148 | 137 | 105 | 29 | 3 |
2585 | I warned you, Walter, thoughts are dangerous! | 1.2553 | 0.04077 | 141 | 108 | 30 | 3 |
2586 | The bathroom is on the left. | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
2587 | Mittens, wish I had answered the phone on the first ring. | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
2588 | Well, at least it’s not a zoo. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
2589 | Put on some shoes. Your life is about to take an unexpected turn. | 1.2550 | 0.04058 | 149 | 115 | 30 | 4 |
2590 | the gateway cat. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
2591 | Actually I just wanted a cat sitter. | 1.2548 | 0.03604 | 157 | 118 | 38 | 1 |
2592 | That new streaming service comes with all the bells and whistles! | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2593 | Do you mind if I brought over a few friends for movie night? | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
2594 | This is my circus! I left the monkeys with the last president. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
2595 | This apartment is like living with a three-ring circus! | 1.2547 | 0.04159 | 161 | 127 | 27 | 7 |
2596 | They saw the AC dripping ice! | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
2597 | It was a lot of effort,but I got the birken | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
2598 | Ok, I'll take out the garbage. | 1.2545 | 0.04368 | 110 | 83 | 26 | 1 |
2599 | I told you when you married me that I loved the circus. | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
2600 | Leon Kraus, you've won the Publishers Clearing House Zillions for Life Drawing." "Thank you. But I'm Harold Matzenbaum. | 1.2545 | 0.04368 | 110 | 83 | 26 | 1 |
2601 | What's he got in the purse, anyway? | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2602 | Whenever u let them in,it becomes a circus | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2603 | Choose your protein! | 1.2545 | 0.04368 | 110 | 83 | 26 | 1 |
2604 | Your Dad told us to Send In The Clowns!! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2605 | Reading may be an escape, but also an intrusion. | 1.2544 | 0.04460 | 114 | 87 | 25 | 2 |
2606 | The Golden Age of Smellovisiom has arrived | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2607 | You’re the one who said our marriage needed more excitement. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2608 | Harry Hickenlooper! This Is Your Life! | 1.2544 | 0.04460 | 114 | 87 | 25 | 2 |
2609 | Another election year! | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
2610 | Congratulations you paid the rent on time | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2611 | We’re looking for Pennywise. Can you please check under the couch? | 1.2544 | 0.04282 | 114 | 86 | 27 | 1 |
2612 | It’s always a circus with my new roommate | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2613 | Excuse me, we're looking for Mar-A-Lardo...." | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2614 | Today's the elephant-in-the-room's day off. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2615 | As he lay in bed, Jerry realised his passive aggressive retaliation towards his noisy neighbour might not have been the best idea... | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2616 | Not again. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2617 | You couldn't come to the circus, Bobby, so we're bringing the circus to you! | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2618 | Hope you don't mind. My sister brought a few friends over for a visit. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2619 | Those may not be your monkeys, but the rest of the circus definitely is. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2620 | C’mon babe. You said you wanted to clown around. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2621 | If you can't go to the circus... | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2622 | Who invited the Cleveland Browns? | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2623 | Millenials: " Can you guys keep it down! , I'm trying to watch the circus on t.v. " | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2624 | There's a computer nerd in the living room. This is explains the low rent. | 1.2541 | 0.04125 | 122 | 92 | 29 | 1 |
2625 | Not my circus... cuz where's my monkey? | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2626 | Open House is tomorrow | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2627 | Siri sent us. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2628 | Don’t have a cow! | 1.2541 | 0.04125 | 122 | 92 | 29 | 1 |
2629 | Look,the kitty is holding a balloon. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2630 | Hell hell. The gang | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2631 | I'm sorry, but Mr McConnell lives next door. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2632 | There's lunch in the fridge. | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
2633 | I think I ordered the wrong service | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
2634 | Hey Honey, the circus has finally come to town! | 1.2540 | 0.04207 | 126 | 96 | 28 | 2 |
2635 | When the Circus runs off to join you! | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
2636 | Bobby’s online order had gone horribly wrong. | 1.2540 | 0.04053 | 126 | 95 | 30 | 1 |
2637 | Did you forgot to lock the door? | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
2638 | The only thing our circus is missing is a cat that sleeps 18 hours a day…and a tent… and customers. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
2639 | No, I said 'circumstance,' not 'circus dance.' | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
2640 | Well, you did say this time we could have the whole family circus for the holidays. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
2641 | If you agree to a survey after the Cat-in-the-hat’s clean-up car finishes here, say “yes.” | 1.2538 | 0.04131 | 130 | 99 | 29 | 2 |
2642 | Darn. I was hoping the bread would arrive first.... | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
2643 | Have you met the Comments Section? | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
2644 | Interesting. | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
2645 | These motherfuckers… | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
2646 | See what you miss by not attending co-op board meetings. | 1.2537 | 0.04196 | 134 | 103 | 28 | 3 |
2647 | The best part of being a circus performer is working from home. | 1.2537 | 0.03919 | 134 | 101 | 32 | 1 |
2648 | No trombones? | 1.2537 | 0.04327 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 4 |
2649 | Now do you miss me? | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
2650 | ... and not a single mask, Luna. | 1.2537 | 0.04060 | 134 | 102 | 30 | 2 |
2651 | Already? It seems like we just had an election. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
2652 | Your cable’s down, so we’re here from the Disney Channel to entertain you! | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
2653 | Life is such a circus. | 1.2536 | 0.03992 | 138 | 105 | 31 | 2 |
2654 | I guess for a cat,life is a cabaret. | 1.2535 | 0.04173 | 142 | 110 | 28 | 4 |
2655 | I’m breaking up with you! | 1.2535 | 0.04291 | 142 | 111 | 26 | 5 |
2656 | Who let the circus in? Amiright?!? | 1.2533 | 0.04250 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
2657 | This is not my first parade. | 1.2531 | 0.03848 | 162 | 125 | 33 | 4 |
2658 | Don't be so surprised. You knew I'd be bringing home some workmates. | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2659 | Is this what is meant by virtual reality? | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
2660 | You did not tell me your relatives were so much fun. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
2661 | You've been ignoring the elephants all these years, revenge! | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2662 | Who ordered the multispecies strip-o-gram? | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
2663 | Good idea: visiting the circus! Bad idea: having the circus visit you! | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
2664 | We're making America grin again. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
2665 | I must have won the LOTTERY | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
2666 | It was nice having them––though they're often in tents." | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2667 | Fluffy, of all your friends I didn’t expect to see an above average bear. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2668 | You mom always said the house is like a three ring circus. We're here to prove her wrong! | 1.2522 | 0.04067 | 115 | 86 | 29 | 0 |
2669 | Be not afraid but enjoy the grandest parade you ever have imagined! | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2670 | You said you wanted to party, so… | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2671 | Please don't frighten the cat. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2672 | Wow! Amazon really does deliver right to your door! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2673 | You caught me at a bad time. | 1.2522 | 0.04251 | 115 | 87 | 27 | 1 |
2674 | You guys could've sent me a jibjab eCard instead... | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2675 | Someone named Mr. Furby invited Princess Kitty for dinner - said to bring the family. | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2676 | Isn't it rich? | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2677 | Lonely, amongst many | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2678 | You ate a vegetable today without being asked!!! | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2679 | The big top is leaking so we’re practicing here”. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2680 | Hi. Can we come in? It's starting to rain on my parade. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2681 | No one expects the Barnum and Bailey Three Ring Circus | 1.2521 | 0.03997 | 119 | 89 | 30 | 0 |
2682 | The lease said no pets. But it didn't say anything about a troupe of circus performers. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2683 | I'll be in real trouble when that elephant that was in the elevator gets here | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2684 | Not in My Back Yard | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2685 | All these years we worried about a zombie apocalypse, but it was the circus apocalypse that got us. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2686 | Hmmm,guess campaign season is really heating up. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2687 | Yes ! The circus has come to town, and I've got the best seat in the house. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2688 | I found the pole dancing class to be too limiting. | 1.2521 | 0.03997 | 119 | 89 | 30 | 0 |
2689 | And that's how Amanda was first introduced to politics. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2690 | Are you as horny as I am right now? | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2691 | Hi, there! We’re your local idiot parade! Since you’ve successfully avoided COVID all of this time, we thought we’d bring it to you! | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
2692 | This is apartment 403, right? | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
2693 | There were a few positive tests so I’m work from home this week. | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
2694 | Does anyone know how to spell ornary? | 1.2520 | 0.03931 | 123 | 92 | 31 | 0 |
2695 | They must have heard Sondheim..... | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
2696 | Don't tell me that HE'S running for President! | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
2697 | Good kitty! | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
2698 | It’s amazing what you attract when you put a little strut in your step, right? | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
2699 | Let your freak flag fly at the Front Room Festival | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
2700 | is that your phone? | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
2701 | We're Reformed Jehovah's Witnesses. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
2702 | Who alerted the media? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
2703 | Trump's channeling PT Barnum for his latest fund-raising grift. | 1.2520 | 0.04026 | 127 | 96 | 30 | 1 |
2704 | Hi! I'm campaigning for change in Washington! | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
2705 | You wanted company. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
2706 | I asked them not to rain on my parade, but they didn't listen. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
2707 | Holographic TV arrives unannounced. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
2708 | My mind’s playing tricks on me! | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
2709 | Isn’t that your cousin Jerry holding the balloon? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
2710 | So that's what he meant when he said he would give me a deal on three Rings. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
2711 | Oh, the toddler's back | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
2712 | Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here! | 1.2519 | 0.04104 | 131 | 100 | 29 | 2 |
2713 | Mom follows through with her threat to sell you to the circus. | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
2714 | Fed up with their son’s refusal to launch, Wilbur’s parents brought the circus to him. | 1.2519 | 0.04104 | 131 | 100 | 29 | 2 |
2715 | Hey, I was only singing "Send in The Clowns"! | 1.2519 | 0.04104 | 131 | 100 | 29 | 2 |
2716 | Ned was starting to wonder if he should cut back on espresso. | 1.2519 | 0.03959 | 131 | 99 | 31 | 1 |
2717 | We've rebranded to the greatest show-up-uninvited on Earth. | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
2718 | It can't get more virtual than this. | 1.2519 | 0.04034 | 135 | 103 | 30 | 2 |
2719 | You up? | 1.2519 | 0.04426 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
2720 | The joys of having a house at the beach. | 1.2519 | 0.04169 | 135 | 104 | 28 | 3 |
2721 | Thanks for ridding our tent of termites! | 1.2519 | 0.04426 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
2722 | Honey,I thought I asked you to leave your work at the office. | 1.2519 | 0.04169 | 135 | 104 | 28 | 3 |
2723 | Now it’s my circus! | 1.2519 | 0.03894 | 135 | 102 | 32 | 1 |
2724 | I know this is a stupid question, but "Where is the clown car?' | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
2725 | Congratulations! You won the Clickbait Sweepstakes! | 1.2519 | 0.04169 | 135 | 104 | 28 | 3 |
2726 | How long is the family in town? | 1.2519 | 0.04034 | 135 | 103 | 30 | 2 |
2727 | New John Irving novel out already? | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
2728 | It's our way of advertising we're back to doing live shows. | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
2729 | We're running away to join the family | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
2730 | Look Bob, Biden's administration is doing home visits | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
2731 | We’re gonna need a bigger apartment. | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
2732 | We're from Circuses Without Tents. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
2733 | Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you...oops! | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
2734 | I knew I shouldn't have given that campaign contribution. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
2735 | dead poets society | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
2736 | This is fun. Your clown suit is in the front closet. | 1.2517 | 0.04011 | 151 | 117 | 30 | 4 |
2737 | We need a fully vaccinated Ringmaster and another trained cat | 1.2517 | 0.04011 | 151 | 117 | 30 | 4 |
2738 | Suddenly Alfred knew the opening line for his autobiography: “My life is a circus,” he typed. | 1.2516 | 0.04154 | 155 | 122 | 27 | 6 |
2739 | Come run away and join us. | 1.2516 | 0.03886 | 159 | 123 | 32 | 4 |
2740 | Isn't your imagination a wonderful thing? | 1.2500 | 0.04150 | 128 | 98 | 28 | 2 |
2741 | Circus hire for a Mr. Cat? | 1.2500 | 0.04123 | 144 | 112 | 28 | 4 |
2742 | The circus is in townhouse. | 1.2500 | 0.04388 | 108 | 82 | 25 | 1 |
2743 | I've made so many friends through marshall arts! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2744 | I hope you don't get the wrong impression. | 1.2500 | 0.04301 | 112 | 85 | 26 | 1 |
2745 | You misspelled your Cirrus order from the cloud again, Brandon. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
2746 | Grab your ukulele and get with the program! | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
2747 | Congratulations Larry, you're the one millionth online order for Giovanni's extra spicy pepperoni! | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
2748 | Geeez. And we haven’t even got to the dog or the pony yet. This is going to be one incredible show! | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
2749 | I let them staying in our spare bedrooms for 2 weeks while in town for the show. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2750 | I decided to switch parties! | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
2751 | It was in Vaudeville and he was on the bill with all the singers, dancers, acrobats and clowns. There was a dog act there Even a dancing bear..." Where is Scott Joplin when you need him | 1.2500 | 0.04008 | 136 | 104 | 30 | 2 |
2752 | And I thought it was a 3-ring circus when the kids WERE home! | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2753 | Congratulations! You are our one-hundredth renter! Cleaning fee is on us! | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2754 | As it turns out, it IS your circus and they ARE your monkeys. | 1.2500 | 0.04388 | 108 | 82 | 25 | 1 |
2755 | Oh for PT’s sake, what is all this? | 1.2500 | 0.04217 | 132 | 102 | 27 | 3 |
2756 | Bring in the clowns. I'm bored. | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
2757 | I guess the pandemic is over now… | 1.2500 | 0.04003 | 144 | 111 | 30 | 3 |
2758 | Just when I stopped opening doors! | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
2759 | Who invited Congress? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2760 | Is this apartment 8J? | 1.2500 | 0.04301 | 112 | 85 | 26 | 1 |
2761 | Get off your computer! Get off your computer! Get off your computer!" | 1.2500 | 0.04942 | 124 | 100 | 17 | 7 |
2762 | Can you accomplish the incredibly amazing feat of getting off your computer? If so, join us!” | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
2763 | Eclectic circus delivery. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2764 | Alexa, I said use recorder for America's Got Talent, not please order America's Got Talent. | 1.2500 | 0.04217 | 132 | 102 | 27 | 3 |
2765 | Huh. I thought the circus was in Washington, D.C. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2766 | Who says a circus group can’t also work from home! | 1.2500 | 0.04069 | 124 | 94 | 29 | 1 |
2767 | Someone who loves you sent this Circus Gram. | 1.2500 | 0.04069 | 124 | 94 | 29 | 1 |
2768 | Please wipe your feet!! | 1.2500 | 0.04308 | 120 | 92 | 26 | 2 |
2769 | Sam had returned from the woods but forgotten all about the teddy bear's picnic. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2770 | Hi, Honey. Remember when I gave you and Fluffy that ultimatum to get off the couch? | 1.2500 | 0.04217 | 132 | 102 | 27 | 3 |
2771 | You won't believe who I ran into. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 120 | 91 | 28 | 1 |
2772 | At least there were no skeletons in the closet. | 1.2500 | 0.04267 | 104 | 78 | 26 | 0 |
2773 | Tik Tok Breaks the Frame | 1.2500 | 0.04308 | 120 | 92 | 26 | 2 |
2774 | Must be Circus Day, but where are Jimmy and Roy? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2775 | You ordered the Queen City Special? (only Vermonters will get this) | 1.2500 | 0.04301 | 112 | 85 | 26 | 1 |
2776 | It’s a zoo out there and a circus in here! | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2777 | Just because there’s an app for that doesn’t mean I want it marching through my living room. | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 132 | 103 | 25 | 4 |
2778 | I guess you can buy anything on Amazon. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
2779 | I liked the magician better. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2780 | This is the only effective way we've found to compete with Netflix. | 1.2500 | 0.03904 | 124 | 93 | 31 | 0 |
2781 | Door-to-door sales has gotten out of control | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
2782 | Yeah, I guess the Green Party does have momentum, even without the the nice high kick! | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2783 | Guess I should not have ordered the Uber Mega Omni Triple size. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
2784 | Surprise! The circus ran away to join us! | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
2785 | Close the door so the cat doesn't run out! | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2786 | Now send in the clowns! | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2787 | Political Circus… I don’t remember buying this. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
2788 | Out of the blue, a bus load of republican convention delegates decided to parade on over and through Jim's house. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
2789 | You're the rarest act of all — you've got a rent-controlled apartment you don't brag about! | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
2790 | Have you seen three rings?? | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
2791 | So now we know why it’s a good idea to keep the door locked. | 1.2500 | 0.04054 | 148 | 115 | 29 | 4 |
2792 | I’m baaaack!!! | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
2793 | Oh no! I forgot to clean the house!!! | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
2794 | Welcome! We heard you had just moved into the neighborhood! | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
2795 | Five stars for the ‘Amazonian Zinger’ herbal infusion would be greatly appreciated! | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2796 | I take it that you lost the election. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2797 | I said I wanted pizza, not pizzazz! | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2798 | You were amazing last night, I really think you should join us! | 1.2500 | 0.04274 | 148 | 117 | 25 | 6 |
2799 | I wasn't certain at first, but the two cats should be able to get along fine. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2800 | Oh, politics...I'm afraid I just can't deal with this circus. Another time, perhaps. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
2801 | Would you have my litter? | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2802 | You blew the whistle, didn't you? | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 120 | 91 | 28 | 1 |
2803 | Come on, let's get the show on the road. | 1.2500 | 0.04069 | 124 | 94 | 29 | 1 |
2804 | He's a show cat. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2805 | And now it's time for you to get your act together. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2806 | How 'No Soliciting' signs tend to work. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
2807 | you know.. I think I’m going to go into the office | 1.2500 | 0.04388 | 108 | 82 | 25 | 1 |
2808 | Honey, this isn't what I meant when I said that I like bears. | 1.2500 | 0.04219 | 116 | 88 | 27 | 1 |
2809 | When you are not sure what the return policy is. | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 132 | 103 | 25 | 4 |
2810 | Remember when you said ‘not my circus, not my monkeys?’ Well, they took that personally. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2811 | I can’t hear you with all the noise coming from this zoom meeting. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2812 | The cat in the hat sent us. | 1.2484 | 0.03742 | 161 | 124 | 34 | 3 |
2813 | I only ordered a pizza. | 1.2484 | 0.04176 | 153 | 121 | 26 | 6 |
2814 | Next time, ring first. | 1.2483 | 0.04141 | 149 | 117 | 27 | 5 |
2815 | Sorry, it's my birthday wish coming true. But you can join in! | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
2816 | Holiday season is coming and I wanted to prepare for the in-laws | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
2817 | We heard your Wi-Fi was out… | 1.2482 | 0.04046 | 141 | 109 | 29 | 3 |
2818 | You can't mean that. Family is family! | 1.2482 | 0.04405 | 141 | 112 | 23 | 6 |
2819 | Did I order a parade? | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
2820 | Mom said dad was coming home with work colleagues. Mom always said that where dad works is a real circus but I thought she meant that his office was just super busy. Whoa. | 1.2482 | 0.04116 | 137 | 106 | 28 | 3 |
2821 | Honey,did you invite the current political parties for dinner? | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
2822 | Your online order for happiness has arrived. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
2823 | Mondays, Jon. | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
2824 | Will this circus ever leave town? | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
2825 | I thought you told me only your uncle The Cat in the Hat was coming to visit. | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
2826 | If the man does not come to the circus, the circus must go to the man! | 1.2481 | 0.03973 | 129 | 98 | 30 | 1 |
2827 | Ahh Jeez , who invited Biden's family and friends | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
2828 | Oh. I’m sorry, dear…. What’s that you said? I couldn’t quite hear you. | 1.2481 | 0.03973 | 129 | 98 | 30 | 1 |
2829 | The day mom came home after getting a full refund for those pants that didn't fit. | 1.2481 | 0.03973 | 129 | 98 | 30 | 1 |
2830 | Didn't the human cannonball warn you we were coming? I guess we shot her into the wrong apartment! | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
2831 | Hi Mom - look what I won at the school carnival! | 1.2481 | 0.04267 | 129 | 100 | 26 | 3 |
2832 | All this for a turtle’s birthday? | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
2833 | Kitty, I think I took to many. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
2834 | The ongoing American circus is now invading our homes. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
2835 | I know you been working hard these past years so here is the circus | 1.2481 | 0.04122 | 129 | 99 | 28 | 2 |
2836 | Good evening, sir. Here’s the amazon delivery ordered by your cat for her birthday! | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
2837 | I thought you'd enjoy some analog entertainment | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
2838 | George's premium food delivery service may be over the top | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
2839 | I should have built this house on not in the parade route. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
2840 | You owe me 75 more trombones! | 1.2480 | 0.04198 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
2841 | Not now, I just ordered a pizza! | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
2842 | OOPS! Looks like we're a week early judging from your facial expressions. | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
2843 | What, no hug for your in-laws? | 1.2480 | 0.04198 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
2844 | Hmmm...How did they get a bear to carry a purse? | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
2845 | We are meaningless, and therefore I have meaning | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
2846 | Literary circus planned for Thursday evening | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
2847 | I should have gotten that dog. | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
2848 | So a bunch of cartoon characters walk into a living room, and the person living there says, "What is this, a joke?" | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
2849 | Prince Frankie, Lazy is He Aliababwa | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
2850 | That's my brother with the balloon.... | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
2851 | I can remember when Democrats were the ones who looked this way. | 1.2479 | 0.04277 | 121 | 93 | 26 | 2 |
2852 | Sorry, wrong address! | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
2853 | Well I had to do something to take your attention away from Instagram. | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
2854 | Where's the bread? | 1.2479 | 0.03942 | 121 | 91 | 30 | 0 |
2855 | Remember us? We were in one of your old Covid dreams! | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
2856 | Who said, "Send in the clowns?" | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
2857 | Was all this included with the party platter? | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 89 | 27 | 1 |
2858 | I need to remind the doorman to check with me before sending anyone up to my apartment | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
2859 | Hi, Honey. I'm home. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
2860 | Here's the circus you deserve! | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 89 | 27 | 1 |
2861 | Even the circus has gone hybrid.... | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
2862 | Ta dadadadaaaas…we found your handbaaaag …. Ta da dadadada daaaaa …pa paaaaa ..we found it on the street …. Da da diddly daaaa …boom boom .. we bring it back to youuuuu …..tiddly Om Pom Pom etc . | 1.2479 | 0.04009 | 117 | 88 | 29 | 0 |
2863 | I guess they were my monkeys. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
2864 | West Hollywood is 3 miles in that direction. | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
2865 | You must be the Clowns because you're already here! | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
2866 | I’ve decided to run away with the circus but they’re on hiatus the next few weeks. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
2867 | Hey Ho ! Warrant for your unrest ! | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2868 | Who needs porn hub when a freak show walks through your front door!! | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
2869 | Wonder food ordering apps will go to any limits for marketing. I just asked for chicken salad that's all | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
2870 | Since when was the door over there? | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
2871 | We just donated Trump again. | 1.2477 | 0.04354 | 109 | 83 | 25 | 1 |
2872 | Well, you just never know what will walk in the door if you don't lock it! | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
2873 | Ma! The Circus has come into our living room | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
2874 | Me trying focus over the last two and a half years… | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2875 | Your Amazon order is on its way! | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2876 | Guess who’s joining the work-from-home ranks? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2877 | You’re running away from the circus? | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2878 | We heard your babysitter never showed up | 1.2476 | 0.04232 | 105 | 79 | 26 | 0 |
2879 | Congress 2022 | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2880 | Snowball, will you go to prom with Whiskers? | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2881 | You deserve a break today. | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
2882 | One click, same day delivery. But click carefully. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2883 | I think I hit the buy button for the circus on Amazon by mistake! | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2884 | 4-D just gets more real every year | 1.2474 | 0.04404 | 97 | 73 | 24 | 0 |
2885 | Wow, Mom was right, life is a circus! | 1.2474 | 0.04642 | 97 | 74 | 22 | 1 |
2886 | Are you Mr. Barnum? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2887 | Before we invite both of our families over for Thanksgiving, I wanted a trial run. | 1.2468 | 0.04152 | 154 | 122 | 26 | 6 |
2888 | You will have to wait if you want to go for the juggler | 1.2467 | 0.04006 | 150 | 117 | 29 | 4 |
2889 | What was that drug I took, anyway? | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
2890 | We ran away to join your dysfunctional family! | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
2891 | I only ordered a pizza with extra cheese. | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
2892 | Where's the fat lady? I want to finish my mediation book. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
2893 | FBI. Where are the secret documents? | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
2894 | Have you seen a disgruntled sword swollower with a tent | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
2895 | What have you dragged in? | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
2896 | It's mid-terms! | 1.2464 | 0.03822 | 138 | 105 | 32 | 1 |
2897 | Really? | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
2898 | The elephants are just going to hang out by the pool. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
2899 | My new outfit is a hit! | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
2900 | The circus is coming to townhomes. | 1.2463 | 0.04025 | 134 | 103 | 29 | 2 |
2901 | Yay, me! | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
2902 | Looks like the cat made some new friends again. | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
2903 | Finally, my clowns, my circus! | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
2904 | We need you to come back to the circus -- remote-lion-taming just isn't working. | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
2905 | I guess it IS my circus. And my monkeys.” | 1.2462 | 0.04238 | 130 | 101 | 26 | 3 |
2906 | Doo, Doo, Doo, Lookin' out my back door. | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
2907 | Hey Honey, your family is already starting to arrive." | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
2908 | We’re not your parents’ Geek Squad. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
2909 | Your Ex thought you might need cheering up | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
2910 | 8 weeks to the midterms! | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
2911 | Maybe this will get your attention! | 1.2460 | 0.04014 | 126 | 96 | 29 | 1 |
2912 | MOM! Kitty joined the circus, AGAIN! | 1.2460 | 0.03852 | 126 | 95 | 31 | 0 |
2913 | It's streaming 'Plus.' We're the plus." | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
2914 | What no tigers | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
2915 | oops! wrong address, but the door was opened. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
2916 | Hail, hail, the gang's all here! | 1.2459 | 0.04084 | 122 | 93 | 28 | 1 |
2917 | What’s with the purse. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
2918 | The circus is here. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
2919 | I see Liz Truss's first cabinet meeting has adjourned | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
2920 | Now that she's distracted, get the carrier to take her to the vet. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
2921 | Life is not a Cabaret, my friend. It's a fucking Circus! | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
2922 | What did I do to deserve this? | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
2923 | Hey, this ain't 34234 | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
2924 | Rent-a-Cheer | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
2925 | Is that bear actually carrying a purse? | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
2926 | I joined the circus, the divorce papers are on the kitchen counter. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
2927 | Nobody expects a circus exposition. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
2928 | We'll have to knock down the walls for the elephants, | 1.2458 | 0.04158 | 118 | 90 | 27 | 1 |
2929 | Rehearsal for the Trump indictment! | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
2930 | Midterm season is here." | 1.2458 | 0.04158 | 118 | 90 | 27 | 1 |
2931 | I told you Whiskers, I feel like I’m the one dragging in the circus this time | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
2932 | Wow! The neighbor’s cat must really hate you!“ 🥳🎈💥📣🤡🐈 | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
2933 | Did you or someone else in your house order 'Dial a Circus? | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2934 | Yes, I said, "Send in the Clowns." I was singing along with Judy Collins. Now, where are the clowns? | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2935 | Congratulations! Your subpoena is quashed! | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
2936 | Aren’t you curious if the sessions are beneficial? | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
2937 | primaries must be over... | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2938 | Will this come out of my taxes? | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
2939 | You said 'Surprise me', so Happy BDay :) | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2940 | What? I ordered a ring not a 3-ring! | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2941 | Let's get it started. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2942 | Do you care to revise your request for 'Carnival of the Animals'? | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2943 | Who let the RNC into my house? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2944 | Art isn't in the tools, materials, equipment you use, it's in the way you see the world | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2945 | When they said they bring the news to you, I didn’t think being republican was this much. | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
2946 | We're all working at home now! | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2947 | VR is getting too good when I have to get the carpet cleaned afterwards. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2948 | Happy Birthday from your cat! | 1.2455 | 0.04122 | 110 | 83 | 27 | 0 |
2949 | Stanley realized that he should have more specific about his ad for a cat sitter. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2950 | Sometimes my friends can be such clowns | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2951 | I said you could invite a few friends over...but now you're just clowning around! | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2952 | Not your circus, not your monkeys, huh? | 1.2453 | 0.04408 | 106 | 81 | 24 | 1 |
2953 | Happy birthday to youuuuuu | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2954 | Another clown is running for election | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2955 | Oh right, reality. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2956 | That must be the circus I ordered. | 1.2453 | 0.04408 | 106 | 81 | 24 | 1 |
2957 | Congratulations! You've chosen the best darn tootin' neighborhood in the city! | 1.2453 | 0.04408 | 106 | 81 | 24 | 1 |
2958 | ‘Wow, you really can order anything on the internet’. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2959 | Don't you remember ordering the Circus Burger El Grande'. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2960 | When I said "let your freak flag fly," I didn't mean to invite the entire circus. | 1.2451 | 0.04501 | 102 | 78 | 23 | 1 |
2961 | Welcome to politics kids. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2962 | You pressed "Circus" on your laptop and here we are! | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2963 | I thought I ordered a cycle not a circus | 1.2449 | 0.04049 | 147 | 115 | 28 | 4 |
2964 | Isn’t there an amendment about quartering troupes? | 1.2448 | 0.04351 | 143 | 114 | 23 | 6 |
2965 | I told you we need a doorman building. | 1.2448 | 0.04236 | 143 | 113 | 25 | 5 |
2966 | Rejoice! We're moving in." | 1.2448 | 0.03997 | 143 | 111 | 29 | 3 |
2967 | Happy Friday! | 1.2448 | 0.03997 | 143 | 111 | 29 | 3 |
2968 | Unemployment is at an all time high. | 1.2448 | 0.03997 | 143 | 111 | 29 | 3 |
2969 | Craig, we've come to give you an intervention on your Psilocybin addiction. | 1.2446 | 0.04313 | 139 | 110 | 24 | 5 |
2970 | Why didn't you tell me it's your birthday? | 1.2446 | 0.04190 | 139 | 109 | 26 | 4 |
2971 | World News Live!! | 1.2446 | 0.03799 | 139 | 106 | 32 | 1 |
2972 | No need to run away, you can join us at home | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
2973 | The adoption agency just told us he was a street cat, but we wish they would have mentioned his stint in the circus. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
2974 | If circuses are considered dead, than this is a zombie apocalypse! | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
2975 | Harold? HAROLD? Would you PLEASE unmute and come on camera? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2976 | Your Ubur has arrived. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
2977 | I guess this is my circus and these are my monkies, after all. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
2978 | What's for dinner? | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2979 | If we can fit all those clowns in a car, I’m sure your spare room will be a snap. | 1.2443 | 0.04068 | 131 | 101 | 28 | 2 |
2980 | See? I can bring my work home too.” | 1.2443 | 0.04068 | 131 | 101 | 28 | 2 |
2981 | Don’t worry! He’s non-venomous. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2982 | Guess who's back in town ? | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
2983 | Is this the Where’s Waldo Audition? | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
2984 | Constant Change indeed. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
2985 | The kids are home from school. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
2986 | I wasn't expecting the inlaws until Thanksgiving! | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
2987 | When I mentioned that you were offering $500.00 prize to the winner of the talent show at the party, they were very excited. I just hope we have enough food for everybody. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
2988 | Welcome to the start of Apple's campaign for the iPhone 14. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
2989 | You by any chance have any sneezers, wheezers, or gobblety geezers? | 1.2439 | 0.04056 | 123 | 94 | 28 | 1 |
2990 | The top result when ground floor apartment dwellers were asked "What do you think is going on upstairs?" | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
2991 | This happens every time I play "Goodbye Cruel World" . | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
2992 | We're here to change the litter box! | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
2993 | Honey, now that we're empty nesters this can be our new thing!! | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
2994 | I've found it, darling -- the real ME. | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
2995 | I didn’t know that the circus was in town. | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
2996 | Happy Birthday Baby | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
2997 | The circus is coming to you. The pandemic is over! | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
2998 | It's a vibe. | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
2999 | This election year stuff is getting a little out of hand. | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
3000 | Truth Social has really bolstered its offline presence. | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
3001 | I told you not to move to Mar-a-Lago! | 1.2437 | 0.04916 | 119 | 96 | 17 | 6 |
3002 | Your friends are annoying Mr. Whiskers! | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
3003 | You always wanted to join the circus so we brought it to you!!!! | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
3004 | Hi honey, I made some new friends on the way back from the mall. | 1.2437 | 0.03952 | 119 | 90 | 29 | 0 |
3005 | Since when did we stop social distancing? | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
3006 | Casting for Britney’s music album : circus . | 1.2437 | 0.04297 | 119 | 92 | 25 | 2 |
3007 | We heard you have 'Showtime.' | 1.2435 | 0.04020 | 115 | 87 | 28 | 0 |
3008 | It turns out, not every one. | 1.2435 | 0.04205 | 115 | 88 | 26 | 1 |
3009 | Mittens, you said a couple friends… | 1.2435 | 0.04020 | 115 | 87 | 28 | 0 |
3010 | The apolitical circus is in town! | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
3011 | Is your last name, Ringmaster? | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
3012 | ...and I get to work from home. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
3013 | We were going to parade outside but it’s raining and the gymnasts need the restroom | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
3014 | I think they sent the wrong order | 1.2435 | 0.04020 | 115 | 87 | 28 | 0 |
3015 | Oh yeah, the midterms are almost here. | 1.2435 | 0.04020 | 115 | 87 | 28 | 0 |
3016 | Eleven is the new twenty-one. | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
3017 | Welcome to the United States. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
3018 | You acted like such a clown when we went out earlier this evening. REALLY feel at home now? | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
3019 | Looks like the in-laws are in town. | 1.2432 | 0.04091 | 111 | 84 | 27 | 0 |
3020 | It looks like you were about to get something done! | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
3021 | Only 60 days 'til the midterms | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
3022 | I'm returning to the office tomorrow, too many distractions working from home. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
3023 | your wife called | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
3024 | I told you to check that you’d booked the correct Circus Maximus for that vacation. | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
3025 | Yes, America, the circus has come to town. | 1.2432 | 0.04286 | 111 | 85 | 25 | 1 |
3026 | Here's your free circus pass. | 1.2432 | 0.03909 | 148 | 115 | 30 | 3 |
3027 | Take your shenanigans outside please | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
3028 | I never thought the circus would run away to ME. | 1.2431 | 0.04210 | 144 | 114 | 25 | 5 |
3029 | Mid-Terms are so predictable. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
3030 | I can never tell who is the candidate! | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
3031 | This ain't your everyday Family Circus serial cartoon! | 1.2430 | 0.04372 | 107 | 82 | 24 | 1 |
3032 | Yeah yeah yeah…I’m still not voting for Trump! | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
3033 | These gatherings always turn into a circus. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
3034 | Made ya look! | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
3035 | Well, you asked for a TikTok Live | 1.2430 | 0.04166 | 107 | 81 | 26 | 0 |
3036 | Was this mentioned in the group chat? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
3037 | Your mother says it’s time for you to stop being an onlooker of the passing parade! | 1.2429 | 0.04286 | 140 | 111 | 24 | 5 |
3038 | Oh, for Pete's sake. Midterms again already? | 1.2429 | 0.03909 | 140 | 108 | 30 | 2 |
3039 | Hey Honey, Mother and the family just stopped by. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
3040 | The sign on the door clearly reads : NO REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES! | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
3041 | Sondheim's long lost sequel to "Send in the Clowns" | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
3042 | I see Mommy went overboard at Costco again. | 1.2427 | 0.04464 | 103 | 79 | 23 | 1 |
3043 | The strangest part of my dream was the circus bear that carried hot sauce in her purse as an homage to Hillary Clinton. | 1.2426 | 0.04725 | 136 | 111 | 17 | 8 |
3044 | It seems that A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOUR FAVORITE CAT is more than just a food order. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
3045 | Hello, Josh. Remote learning is over. We're going to introduce you to a big, brick building known as a school. | 1.2424 | 0.04182 | 132 | 103 | 26 | 3 |
3046 | Sorry I have to log off now - a circus is taking over my home! | 1.2424 | 0.04041 | 132 | 102 | 28 | 2 |
3047 | Little Caesar adds "Circus, Circus" to its pizza delivery. | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
3048 | The kids are asleep! | 1.2424 | 0.04041 | 132 | 102 | 28 | 2 |
3049 | This is the part of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact nobody talks about. | 1.2424 | 0.04182 | 132 | 103 | 26 | 3 |
3050 | It’s a surprise gift from your ex. | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
3051 | She's back, and she's brought her new friends. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
3052 | Dang, my work followed me home, again. | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
3053 | We're here for the Democrats' Big Tent rally. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
3054 | It's free real estate. | 1.2422 | 0.04112 | 128 | 99 | 27 | 2 |
3055 | I get it. Litter really needed changing. | 1.2422 | 0.03960 | 128 | 98 | 29 | 1 |
3056 | We’re still only doing home delivery. | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
3057 | We’re the Cirque du Solarium. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
3058 | Mom I thought you said a few friends were coming for dinner? | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
3059 | I'm Fellining like something wonderful is about to happen. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
3060 | *insert screaming effect* | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
3061 | I didn’t realize I’d be such a tough act to follow. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
3062 | You could have swiped left a couple of times. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
3063 | Not my circus; not my monkeys | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
3064 | See, that cat joined the circus ... and her birthday party looks way more fun than yours was ... | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
3065 | - Eustace invited us !!!!! | 1.2419 | 0.04187 | 124 | 96 | 26 | 2 |
3066 | You didn't believe I'd really do it, did you, Dad? | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
3067 | Im not just a clown, honey, I’m the entire circus! | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
3068 | Instacart really delivers! | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
3069 | Iiiiiiiiiiiiit's Tuesday! | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
3070 | Congrats! You’ve won ten minutes of daily optimism. | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
3071 | Hashtag circus | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
3072 | Well,there are no monkeys but this is definitely my circus. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
3073 | How can we continue to work from home with all these distractions? | 1.2414 | 0.04350 | 116 | 90 | 24 | 2 |
3074 | The school board meeting was already a circus. | 1.2414 | 0.04174 | 116 | 89 | 26 | 1 |
3075 | ...a novel by OH WAIT - the circus is in town! | 1.2414 | 0.04174 | 116 | 89 | 26 | 1 |
3076 | Give us your cash and jewelry or we'll bring the elephant. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
3077 | When you clicked ‘accept’, we became your circus. The monkey is on break. | 1.2414 | 0.04350 | 116 | 90 | 24 | 2 |
3078 | Even my cat is bored with my dream interpretations. | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
3079 | Wouldn't it be simpler just to watch the news? | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
3080 | Greetings from the clown who lives downstairs | 1.2414 | 0.04350 | 116 | 90 | 24 | 2 |
3081 | Time to vote already? | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
3082 | Argh. He's so easily distracted. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
3083 | We're not actually here. This is your brain's interpretation of your pithy social media post going viral. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
3084 | I said you can invite as many friends as how old you are getting - but in human years! | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
3085 | My amazing and awesome new girlfriend said she’d bring some friends from work home for a soirée…” ❤️🔥 | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
3086 | George thought he ran away from the circus, not to it…. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
3087 | We need another cat! | 1.2411 | 0.04259 | 141 | 112 | 24 | 5 |
3088 | Why continue to search, here we are. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
3089 | Sorry to be late, Mr. Ringling | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
3090 | Com'on guys, I'm a teenager now. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
3091 | Your cat called for a parade! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
3092 | It’s always a circus around here on Mondays! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
3093 | Oh: Jeez! So just when DID they allow a circus in here?! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
3094 | Three rings and you still can't take the hint. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
3095 | It turns out, it IS your circus. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
3096 | No. I said ,"with winter coming I'm going to miss the crocus ", not the circus. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
3097 | "We're playing the Karlsson bris in 5G, and the whole building's invited." | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
3098 | I’ve told you a thousand times I’m not the ringleader of this operation. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
3099 | No, absolutely not: My cat cannot join your troop! | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
3100 | Honey, I asked you not to bring your work home with you. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
3101 | Human, my friends are here. | 1.2407 | 0.04337 | 108 | 83 | 24 | 1 |
3102 | Your mother would like you to call home more often. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
3103 | When you are being run out of town get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade! | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
3104 | This wasn't on my mind, when I said a grand birthday present ! | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
3105 | Happy birthday! | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
3106 | Forgot circus was coming over. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
3107 | Harry, I said we need a circuit breaker, not a circus maker. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
3108 | As you can see, congress isn't all a bunch of clowns. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
3109 | Is this supposed to be a knock knock joke? | 1.2406 | 0.04671 | 133 | 108 | 18 | 7 |
3110 | Just to cheer you up! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
3111 | what did you order? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
3112 | I should never have left the door unlocked. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
3113 | Purrrrrrrr... | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
3114 | Is thanksgiving already? | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
3115 | I guess Noah’s Ark must have been shipwreck | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
3116 | But you did not say the circus couldn't run away and join me. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
3117 | what the fuck gerald | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
3118 | Honey, you really need to stop taking your work home. | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 101 | 25 | 3 |
3119 | So,the cat came back...and with friends this time I see. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
3120 | Looks like it’s time for me to take my medicine. | 1.2403 | 0.03934 | 129 | 99 | 29 | 1 |
3121 | This wasn’t what I had in mind when I said we should welcome strays | 1.2403 | 0.03934 | 129 | 99 | 29 | 1 |
3122 | You're a little late. I was five thirty years ago. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
3123 | This new doorman let’s anybody in ! | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
3124 | Clown show? No, babe, I went to one of those lavish Urbit parties thrown by Curtis Yarvin. These are the post-left reactionaries who are going to revitalize American culture — not a clown show. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
3125 | This working from home thing isn't so bad after all. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
3126 | This apartment has very high ceilings. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
3127 | Don't worry honey, I didn't forget the bread! | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
3128 | That’s why I hate my life; I always have to be around these clowns. | 1.2400 | 0.03863 | 150 | 117 | 30 | 3 |
3129 | Just tell them it’s a Zoom background. | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
3130 | Dja miss me? | 1.2397 | 0.03897 | 121 | 92 | 29 | 0 |
3131 | Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, dear Harold! Happy Birthday to you! | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
3132 | Ugh, Is this the birthday surprise I was promised? | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
3133 | As with the laws of physics, life moves in the same direction and at the same speed unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
3134 | I've got to cut back on that peyote tea. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
3135 | Where the parade ends | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
3136 | I like New York in June how about you? | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
3137 | When I'm about to start studying but I live with my extended family | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
3138 | We're looking for a geek. Someone suggested you. | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
3139 | Now circus is in town! 30 minutes or less guaranteed! | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
3140 | It was in fact, the Circus that ran away with him. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
3141 | My wife. She never can be just like 'a walk in the park.' | 1.2393 | 0.04143 | 117 | 90 | 26 | 1 |
3142 | The boss said we can still work remotely! | 1.2393 | 0.04143 | 117 | 90 | 26 | 1 |
3143 | What? The pandemic is over already? | 1.2393 | 0.04143 | 117 | 90 | 26 | 1 |
3144 | Can we talk about the elephant not in the room? | 1.2391 | 0.04056 | 138 | 108 | 27 | 3 |
3145 | Here comes the President, Everyone stand! | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
3146 | I decided to work at home today, dear. | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
3147 | Hey. We're your circus; they're your clowns. The bear's a bonus. | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
3148 | Next time we order Uber circus let’s not get the special | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
3149 | Whoa, Mom. Okay, I'm listening. | 1.2389 | 0.04221 | 113 | 87 | 25 | 1 |
3150 | Data analytics strongly suggest that you’d respond favorably to a circus in your living room. | 1.2389 | 0.04221 | 113 | 87 | 25 | 1 |
3151 | Trump supporters. | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
3152 | Thanx for circusing around | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
3153 | I'm a three ring circus! | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
3154 | Fiesta invaders | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
3155 | It's me, Steven! Your ex-girlfriend who ran ff and joined the circus. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
3156 | Oh look- the midterm elections are here. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
3157 | Are you a clown? We need a clown! Let’s go! | 1.2388 | 0.03697 | 134 | 102 | 32 | 0 |
3158 | My therapist said there were options if I could no longer run away to be in the circus because of my agoraphobia." | 1.2388 | 0.03846 | 134 | 103 | 30 | 1 |
3159 | They want you to come back to the office. | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
3160 | Finally, this should distract me from social media so I can get some work done. | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
3161 | Herman longed for the golden age of "smoke & mirrors" spin. | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
3162 | No, no, no! The Sondheim’s live in 14c! | 1.2388 | 0.03989 | 134 | 104 | 28 | 2 |
3163 | We are more alike than you think. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
3164 | I hope they have a good return policy. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
3165 | Maybe I should do takeout tonight. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
3166 | Amazon_parade.com | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
3167 | Send in the politicians; oops, I mean clowns. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
3168 | I've heard of elephant in the room, but this is ridiculous | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
3169 | Sign up for the wild ,death defining cat show | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
3170 | We're part of your staycation package. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
3171 | Tired of ubereats? Introducing ubercircus. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
3172 | ..and that's when I finally noticed the circus of my life.. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
3173 | Where are the clowns, there ought to be clowns. Well, maybe next year. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
3174 | I couldn't find anything on Netflix so I joined Disney Interactive. | 1.2381 | 0.04837 | 126 | 103 | 16 | 7 |
3175 | Big Tent" season is here | 1.2381 | 0.03973 | 126 | 97 | 28 | 1 |
3176 | Wow. I didn't think B & B meant Barnum & Bailey! | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
3177 | Life in the city. | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
3178 | Isn't working from home great? | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
3179 | It's the midterms. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
3180 | Didn't realize dad's side of the family was in town. | 1.2381 | 0.03810 | 126 | 96 | 30 | 0 |
3181 | You ordered deep dish pepperoni with everything, right? | 1.2381 | 0.03810 | 126 | 96 | 30 | 0 |
3182 | HBO Max completes its transformation. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
3183 | It’s raining. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
3184 | Does this mean I’m the clown? | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
3185 | I love my family, but holidays can be stressful! | 1.2378 | 0.03965 | 143 | 112 | 28 | 3 |
3186 | We Were evicted from the Big Top.” | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
3187 | It's my turn at work to host the Friday happy hour. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
3188 | You're going to love the elephants! | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
3189 | Oh yes, this will happen every time you get Wordle in three guesses or less. | 1.2377 | 0.04041 | 122 | 94 | 27 | 1 |
3190 | Well the cats definitely out the bag … | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
3191 | When you clicked on an ad without reading the text. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
3192 | We're rerouting. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
3193 | Google 'parade cliches' for me! | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
3194 | I thought you'd promised to not bring your work home anymore, darling!' | 1.2376 | 0.04483 | 101 | 78 | 22 | 1 |
3195 | You were right hon, letting myself go a little could be good for me. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
3196 | Close the door behind you! | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
3197 | We're here in response to your co-working ad. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
3198 | Look Ruffles, the circus is in town | 1.2376 | 0.04483 | 101 | 78 | 22 | 1 |
3199 | You quit cable? | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
3200 | Congratulations! You have been upgraded to Amazon "Circus." | 1.2373 | 0.04113 | 118 | 91 | 26 | 1 |
3201 | No... I ordered a "Surface" tablet. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
3202 | Oh you must be looking for 12C | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
3203 | Obviously my cat likes the circus. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
3204 | Maybe we should have set up the tent | 1.2371 | 0.04341 | 97 | 74 | 23 | 0 |
3205 | How has talent recruitment from your home office been going? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
3206 | Did I microdose twice today? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
3207 | The Big Top got flooded...we're moving in baby! | 1.2370 | 0.04100 | 135 | 106 | 26 | 3 |
3208 | Maybe I’m not ready to return to pre-pandemic days. | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
3209 | You asked for an explanation… | 1.2370 | 0.04608 | 135 | 110 | 18 | 7 |
3210 | Well, I'll be, that cat really did run off and join the circus. | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
3211 | *sigh* the pandemic was a nice break from the circus coming to town | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
3212 | You wanted to be cord-cutters. | 1.2368 | 0.04189 | 114 | 88 | 25 | 1 |
3213 | Looks like the run-up to the '24 election has started | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
3214 | Are you guys looking for The Lord Of The Rings ? | 1.2368 | 0.04189 | 114 | 88 | 25 | 1 |
3215 | So that's what book a circus online means. | 1.2368 | 0.04189 | 114 | 88 | 25 | 1 |
3216 | Midterms already? | 1.2368 | 0.04370 | 114 | 89 | 23 | 2 |
3217 | The day all my exes came to torment me. | 1.2366 | 0.04576 | 131 | 106 | 19 | 6 |
3218 | Run! It’s the Republican candidates. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3219 | Mr Swift’s internet order of a Big Tent goes surprisingly awry. | 1.2365 | 0.03995 | 148 | 117 | 27 | 4 |
3220 | Good news! I can still work from home! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
3221 | My post-covid depression therapy is working! | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
3222 | Well,it looks like Congress finally agreed on one thing. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
3223 | I had no idea the neighbors were so creative! | 1.2364 | 0.04269 | 110 | 85 | 24 | 1 |
3224 | What, no clown? | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
3225 | Hey, how come that cat gets a balloon? | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
3226 | Why waste your Sunday unwinding when you can join a parade? | 1.2364 | 0.04269 | 110 | 85 | 24 | 1 |
3227 | I think I’m spending too much time alone in my house… | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
3228 | It's something our marketing department came up with. The circus is running away to join you. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
3229 | Just as I suspected, I’ve been walking a tightrope lately! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
3230 | Look what the cat paraded in. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
3231 | He is not running | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
3232 | who opened the door? | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
3233 | We’re building an off-the-grid house to get away from everything, too. Right next door! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
3234 | Is this a Mel Brooks Film? | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
3235 | Maybe we can finally make rent | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
3236 | When I said I was going to run away with the circus, ...well darling, you'll never believe what happened. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
3237 | We are here from bacchanalia.com! | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
3238 | I’m afraid of clowns too. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
3239 | Looks like the General Election is coming up. | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
3240 | We're trying to be contemporary by touring smaller venues. | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
3241 | How did you know it was my birthday? | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
3242 | Do you want to run away with me? | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
3243 | Whoa! I ordered a refill for the Big Mop. | 1.2361 | 0.04294 | 144 | 116 | 22 | 6 |
3244 | We're here for the AirB(arnum)nB(ailey)? | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
3245 | Damm spellcheck! I wrote cirrus clouds not circus clowns. | 1.2358 | 0.04143 | 106 | 81 | 25 | 0 |
3246 | So I was watching ‘How To Make A Sex Room’… | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
3247 | We have to generate our own sales. | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
3248 | Don’t mind us, it’s Amnesty Day at the zoo! | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
3249 | The 101 was jammed! | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
3250 | and the saints came marching in | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
3251 | Oh no, it’s election time again! | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
3252 | Venture Capital Funds The Uber of Circuses | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
3253 | I see you've organized your own birthday party. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
3254 | Hi Carol, I'm JD Power and these are my associates. | 1.2353 | 0.04254 | 119 | 93 | 24 | 2 |
3255 | These political ads are out of control! | 1.2353 | 0.04123 | 153 | 123 | 24 | 6 |
3256 | I didn't know you guys were back in person. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
3257 | Good evening, Mr. Barnum. | 1.2353 | 0.04254 | 119 | 93 | 24 | 2 |
3258 | Cat to the left of me, circus to the right ... Here I am. | 1.2353 | 0.04254 | 119 | 93 | 24 | 2 |
3259 | Okay, I get it. I'll put my computer down! | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
3260 | In the words of that great philosopher George Carlin,just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
3261 | Hey. Your "Wingman Deluxe Package" has arrived! | 1.2353 | 0.03905 | 119 | 91 | 28 | 0 |
3262 | Don't worry, we are just a passing show | 1.2353 | 0.04083 | 119 | 92 | 26 | 1 |
3263 | The midterm election is coming!" | 1.2353 | 0.04254 | 119 | 93 | 24 | 2 |
3264 | See- I really did run off to join the circus | 1.2353 | 0.04074 | 136 | 107 | 26 | 3 |
3265 | You "Liked" your experience with your bank teller | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
3266 | Working from home con: letting the office circus into your home | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
3267 | Wait, you’re supposed to be out my back door. | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
3268 | Success! I convinced the circus owner and I can continue working from home! | 1.2348 | 0.04670 | 132 | 108 | 17 | 7 |
3269 | Well, it certainly won’t ‘pass me by’. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
3270 | No monkeys, so it must be my circus. | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 89 | 25 | 1 |
3271 | Honey, I have something to tell you and you're not going to like it. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
3272 | New reality virtually real streaming 4dx 5g for only $2.99 a month. | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 89 | 25 | 1 |
3273 | what, no monkeys? | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
3274 | You ordered the pizza with the works. | 1.2345 | 0.03664 | 145 | 112 | 32 | 1 |
3275 | My genetic profile came in...always wondered why great-grandma's maiden name was Barnum-Bailey. | 1.2345 | 0.04037 | 145 | 115 | 26 | 4 |
3276 | Yes, I know, he is carrying a purse, but I heard it is European. | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
3277 | The Trump Tour is coming to your house! | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
3278 | I've joined a new book club! | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
3279 | After deciding what to stream, Mortimer realized that Live Action meant something completely different. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
3280 | So much for a quiet evening at home. | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
3281 | Didn't you get our email? | 1.2342 | 0.04236 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
3282 | —-but I typed “See parade OF homes”. | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
3283 | They promised it wouldn’t rain. | 1.2342 | 0.04038 | 111 | 85 | 26 | 0 |
3284 | Do you mind? Cirque du Soleil just started their livestream.” | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
3285 | You said, "...Run away and join the circus." Let's go! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
3286 | Son, your Papa Bear is making some lifestyle changes. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
3287 | The day I let my guard down. . | 1.2342 | 0.04236 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
3288 | Is Mr. Fellini at home? | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
3289 | Dr. Seuss makes a house call | 1.2339 | 0.03817 | 124 | 95 | 29 | 0 |
3290 | So you want to train me, huh? Is this how you see me? | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
3291 | Circ’s Up! | 1.2339 | 0.04146 | 124 | 97 | 25 | 2 |
3292 | Honey! I have some spectacular news for. you! | 1.2339 | 0.03817 | 124 | 95 | 29 | 0 |
3293 | Bob wondered. Was it the mushrooms? Or was it the Ecstacy? Or was it the weekend, and the circus performers were lost? | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
3294 | I hate Mondays | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
3295 | Here come the fake 'Dr. Suess People!' | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
3296 | Mayor Shinn was asking. Where’s the band? | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
3297 | Mom! The bridge club is early! | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
3298 | Nothing’s been the same since the pandemic. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
3299 | Hooray, the societal circus is finally hitting you at home, too! | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
3300 | How much longer do you want us to hold this imaginary pose? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
3301 | I allowed you to rent out the spare bedroom, but this goes too far. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
3302 | The cat let us in. It's her birthday. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
3303 | When the relatives show up a week early for Thanksgiving | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
3304 | Let's be positive! Honey, I'm gay. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
3305 | When my boss told my me & my coworkers that we could start working from home, I didn’t expect them to all come over to my place. | 1.2336 | 0.04110 | 107 | 82 | 25 | 0 |
3306 | Don’t worry darling, it’s just a film festival. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
3307 | I’m interviewing for the leadership role tomorrow. How does this look? | 1.2336 | 0.04048 | 137 | 108 | 26 | 3 |
3308 | So, they’re no my monkeys, but apparently they are my circus. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
3309 | Looks like our lost luggage finally arrived. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
3310 | Working from home is a circus nowadays | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
3311 | Hey, wanna be the new target for our knife thrower? | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
3312 | Your wish for a better balancing act has been received. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
3313 | The place came with 2 bedrooms,1 bath and a 3 ring circus | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
3314 | What, happy days are here again? That's not what is in the news" | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
3315 | Just when I thought life is peaceful, another drama awaits! | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
3316 | When I ordered a big top I was actually thinking of comfortable leisure wear. | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
3317 | Midterms! | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
3318 | Didn't you hear? The circus got cancelled,we're camping out here! | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
3319 | Is it Monday already? | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
3320 | Joe Biden and the Democrats prepare for the November 8, 2022 mid-term elections. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
3321 | Looks like Congress is still in recess. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
3322 | The divorce is final ! The divorce is final !” | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
3323 | Ahhhhh! Snake! Snake! | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
3324 | Guess whether I got the raise or not! | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
3325 | How can you act surprised? I told you my new business associates needed a place to catch up & plan! | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
3326 | Is distance learning fun? Does a bear poop in your living room? | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
3327 | This is what you get now when you hit the Escape key. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
3328 | Damn latch. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
3329 | So when you said your friends are into the circus. You meant literally… | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
3330 | We'll Play for food | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
3331 | Why join the circus when the circus can join you? | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
3332 | Harry's cat, Coco, turns ten and her friend, Niki, leads the parade. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
3333 | But I just wanted Alexa to play the Britney Spears song. . . | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
3334 | The Greatest Schmo On Earth | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
3335 | Here come the Italian politicians… | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
3336 | I didn't think my username "Ringmaster1" would get this kind of attention. | 1.2326 | 0.04045 | 129 | 101 | 26 | 2 |
3337 | You were expecting Hugh Jackman? | 1.2326 | 0.03893 | 129 | 100 | 28 | 1 |
3338 | We just follow the cat. | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
3339 | Pandemic?? More like PANDEMONIUM! | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
3340 | Give it a rest, Liza, you’re 76 years old. | 1.2323 | 0.04075 | 155 | 125 | 24 | 6 |
3341 | Who died? | 1.2321 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 24 | 1 |
3342 | (does"t need a caption) | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
3343 | They never believe me when I say my home life is a circus. | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
3344 | When the Circus comes to your Den. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
3345 | NICE.......but I asked for a crown and sash to celebrate my birthday, not a CLOWN AND BASH ! | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
3346 | We're staying away from Florida this winter. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
3347 | Cartoon Editor: Please consider revealing the caption that you’ve rejected for this, and all future, Caption Contest illustrations. I believe that most readers would find that revelation interesting. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
3348 | Did you notice a Mini stuffed with clowns come through here? | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
3349 | Oh, gosh, I forgot I offered to host this month's HOA meeting. | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
3350 | Now the circus is literally in our house. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
3351 | Yeah, but The Simpsons did it before | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
3352 | Stick your head into the cat’s mouth and you can come with us! | 1.2319 | 0.04151 | 138 | 110 | 24 | 4 |
3353 | So, I avoided it so long, the circus came to me? | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
3354 | I hope you don't mind. I invited a few friends over for my birthday. Meow. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
3355 | Hi there!! we heard you were lonely!!! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
3356 | Sorry folks. Billy the birthday boy lives next door. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
3357 | Hey honey, your brothers Barnum and Bailey are here early for the reunion. | 1.2315 | 0.04284 | 108 | 84 | 23 | 1 |
3358 | How about this for a notification Joey?! | 1.2315 | 0.04284 | 108 | 84 | 23 | 1 |
3359 | Come one,come all and see how fast a man can delete his browser history! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
3360 | Where'd you put the calliope? | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
3361 | So, I ate the same cat food twice. It's no big deal. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
3362 | Surprise, Keith!!!! It’s the first day of your Monthlong Birthday Extravaganza™️ | 1.2314 | 0.04025 | 121 | 94 | 26 | 1 |
3363 | The latest in feline marriage proposals! | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
3364 | Mom, I know that's you. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
3365 | Door Dash test markets circus parades | 1.2314 | 0.04025 | 121 | 94 | 26 | 1 |
3366 | They weren't my monkeys, but the rest of the circus actually is mine, it turns out. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
3367 | Must you bring your work home with you? | 1.2314 | 0.04025 | 121 | 94 | 26 | 1 |
3368 | Hope you don't mind. Our elephant is home with a cold. | 1.2313 | 0.04607 | 134 | 110 | 17 | 7 |
3369 | Holy Cow | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
3370 | Not the happy ending you had hoped for? | 1.2313 | 0.03952 | 134 | 105 | 27 | 2 |
3371 | It's a Trump thing. | 1.2313 | 0.04091 | 134 | 106 | 25 | 3 |
3372 | Sorry. Congress booked every 3rd ring right through '24. | 1.2313 | 0.03870 | 147 | 116 | 28 | 3 |
3373 | I ordered a Big Mac, not a Big Top"!! | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
3374 | Life is also a circus, old chum. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
3375 | We heard your cable was out! | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
3376 | Grey Poupon? | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
3377 | And Billy thought he had ordered a circus parade, not a circus raid... | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
3378 | Surprise! My very dear Dear! Happy Birthday! | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
3379 | Your internet company wishes you a happy birthday. | 1.2308 | 0.04151 | 104 | 80 | 24 | 0 |
3380 | Honey, can my new friends stay for dinner? | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
3381 | Is the pandemic over? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
3382 | My prayers have been answered. They have finally come to collect you. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
3383 | I knew I was listening to Judy Collins too loudly. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
3384 | Kids, this is the last time I till you it's time for bed! | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
3385 | A shiva call at the Barnum home | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
3386 | Actually, I don't love a parade or the tramping of feet. | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
3387 | Hey, where’s the cotton candy? | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
3388 | You did say "Metaverse". Right? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
3389 | Look who I ran in to on the way home! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
3390 | Uh oh, Fluffy, I don't think the big top I ordered online is a going to match those pants afterall. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
3391 | YOU WON!! Fifty thousand dollars every week for the rest of your wretched life. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
3392 | Perhaps declaring "not my monkeys, not my circus" had been too specific. | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
3393 | It's not you, it's us. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
3394 | Looks like the circus is finally passing through | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
3395 | We heard you've been needing a booster. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
3396 | No one goes to the circus anymore... | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
3397 | This is one heck of a parade, but all I ordered was a thin-crust pizza. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
3398 | Booked tickets for instant circus | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
3399 | Well, then, is THIS your circus? | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
3400 | Hi! Somebody said auditions for the circus were here. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
3401 | C’mon, I haven’t even submitted my caption yet! | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
3402 | The cat ordered us again. Thought you still needed cheering up. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
3403 | If this isn’t apartment 18E, we’ll march right out that window. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
3404 | The psilocybin may have reduced your compulsion to drink alcohol but good luck with this hallucination. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
3405 | you refused to go to the circus with me, so I bought the circus to you | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
3406 | Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
3407 | Who would be the best circus performer for the next couple of years? Hopefully everyone is thinking big picture. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
3408 | Your last can of tuna DID smell funny! Sydney Davis Allentown PA | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
3409 | It's the parade of All the Things You Didn't Due During Covid! | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
3410 | Those damn new neighbors have GOT to go! | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
3411 | We are here to announce the latest streaming service! | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
3412 | Surprise! You won the free ticket to our traveling circus. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
3413 | okay, I swear I won’t dip into your cat nip again… | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
3414 | Welcome to the MAGA Maniacs. I bet you didn’t read the fine print. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
3415 | What happened to announcement posters? | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
3416 | Now the neighbors are less likely to notice the freak show that is our marriage. | 1.2300 | 0.04230 | 100 | 77 | 23 | 0 |
3417 | I didn't hear you ring three times before coming in! | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
3418 | Mr. Yeats, we’ve returned! | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
3419 | No one’s going to rain on my parade! | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
3420 | We’re the new legal team | 1.2297 | 0.04078 | 148 | 119 | 24 | 5 |
3421 | Don't you know? Today is the family breadwinner appreciation day! | 1.2296 | 0.03782 | 135 | 105 | 29 | 1 |
3422 | Life is a circus. Crazy and cool. | 1.2296 | 0.03926 | 135 | 106 | 27 | 2 |
3423 | It's Alfie Aardvark's birthday today! Birthday today! Birthday today! It's Alfie Aardvark's birthday today! So everyone say-----HURRAAAAY! Your grandma said you would pay! Said you would pay! Said you pay! Your grandma said you would pay! Burrrp! | 1.2296 | 0.04328 | 135 | 109 | 21 | 5 |
3424 | i was bored. I invited some friends. | 1.2295 | 0.03996 | 122 | 95 | 26 | 1 |
3425 | It's politics time ! " | 1.2295 | 0.03996 | 122 | 95 | 26 | 1 |
3426 | So I told this cute baton twirler she could bring a couple of her friends with her…. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
3427 | But I can only handle a TWO-ring circus on weeknights! | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
3428 | Can you keep it down? You're too loud. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
3429 | The voices in my head are so loud today; I can almost see them. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
3430 | Why is there a circus in my house bruh, crazy fr fr | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
3431 | I tried to tell you the circus was coming and my sister is in the lead. | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
3432 | The Holidays are coming! | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
3433 | Christmas carroling gets weirder every year. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
3434 | Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
3435 | do do do dododo.” Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham, Mass | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
3436 | You got to stop bringing your work home with you. | 1.2290 | 0.04136 | 131 | 104 | 24 | 3 |
3437 | You were expecting some corgi dogs? | 1.2290 | 0.04542 | 131 | 107 | 18 | 6 |
3438 | There goes summer. | 1.2290 | 0.04275 | 131 | 105 | 22 | 4 |
3439 | And now, in political news... | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
3440 | I didn't know the arc was a party boat!! | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
3441 | Hi honey we're home. What's for dinner? | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
3442 | The circus is in toon! | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
3443 | I knew the circus was in town,but why is it in here? | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
3444 | To prepare for the next housing crisis, the condo complex is exploring ways to make eviction more fun. Does this feel fun to you, John? | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
3445 | >> "Caturday Entertainment" | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
3446 | And I thought I ordered Citrus Lemonade" | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
3447 | Get back out here, gang. It says third door on LEFT. | 1.2286 | 0.04222 | 140 | 113 | 22 | 5 |
3448 | The Dreamworkers' Social Contract has given way. | 1.2286 | 0.04118 | 105 | 81 | 24 | 0 |
3449 | Honey, they forgot the bread again. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
3450 | What! Is it election time again?!! | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
3451 | Eric regretted telling the Barnums about his new popcorn maker. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
3452 | OK. Finally got the baby down to slee— | 1.2286 | 0.04118 | 105 | 81 | 24 | 0 |
3453 | Who let the clowns in? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
3454 | Just go away .... now! | 1.2283 | 0.03740 | 127 | 98 | 29 | 0 |
3455 | I knew when I heard the seal bark next door that it was the Ringlings. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
3456 | Not now Susie, I'm working | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
3457 | nan | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
3458 | I had to bring some work home to do after dinner. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
3459 | We'll see if this works better than the Viagra. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
3460 | We are here to offer you the lifetime opportunity of a lifetime to join the circus. | 1.2281 | 0.04139 | 114 | 89 | 24 | 1 |
3461 | Let’s all go back to the office! Come on now! We are here to take you! Just avoid the plow! | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
3462 | You said the family reunion would not be a circus this year!!! | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
3463 | Thanks for subscribing to Barnum & Bailey's + | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
3464 | Maude, looks like the circus is in town. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
3465 | We're updating your big top. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
3466 | This is a lot of fanfare to DoorDash some popcorn. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
3467 | Oh good. Everyone was able to make tonight's DE&I meeting. | 1.2279 | 0.03758 | 136 | 106 | 29 | 1 |
3468 | Welcome to Congress, freshman! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
3469 | I decided to stop letting the parade pass me by. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
3470 | Make Room for the Elephant!! | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
3471 | Proud Parade Pride is a pack of lions! | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
3472 | Stay on the couch. Don't run off to join them. | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
3473 | Oh boy, wait till you see the pizza that's coming. | 1.2276 | 0.03968 | 123 | 96 | 26 | 1 |
3474 | I said let's NOT make a song & dance about this! | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
3475 | No worries. We can sleep on the floor, and we'll be back on the road in the morning. | 1.2276 | 0.04132 | 123 | 97 | 24 | 2 |
3476 | Mom must be having a great hair day. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
3477 | Did someone order the ‘special’ hot dogs? | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
3478 | It takes a village | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
3479 | We’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
3480 | If you thought my relatives coming over was a circus, just wait. | 1.2273 | 0.04108 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
3481 | I guess it IS my problem and my circus! | 1.2273 | 0.04014 | 110 | 85 | 25 | 0 |
3482 | Seriously, we're here to poll and interview you for our next investigative news report. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
3483 | Uh…they’re your FAMILY?? | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
3484 | Look what the cat drug | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 86 | 23 | 1 |
3485 | This was my sixth life. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
3486 | I really want you to talk about the elephant in the room. This is so you'll feel comfortable. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
3487 | Good news ! Our Treasurer found a hand-bag in the lobby and our condo association is now solvent. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
3488 | We're free entertainment that comes with your new laptop. | 1.2273 | 0.04108 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
3489 | Local circus troop mistakes fumigation tent as headquarters | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
3490 | You said you want to have fun time at home | 1.2273 | 0.04014 | 110 | 85 | 25 | 0 |
3491 | did you say something? | 1.2270 | 0.04072 | 141 | 113 | 24 | 4 |
3492 | Is there an indictment? | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
3493 | Mom! The extended family's here! | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
3494 | Don't worry we no longer have elephants | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
3495 | Now, about my dreams... | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
3496 | I thought they said my roommate would be a "troop". | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
3497 | The cat can continue to work from home. You, on the other hand, have to parade yourself back into the office. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
3498 | You really did win this time. | 1.2269 | 0.04036 | 119 | 93 | 25 | 1 |
3499 | Fritz, didn't we tell Kitty that hosting another after party was taboo. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
3500 | I didn't know that the divorce had been finalized. | 1.2269 | 0.04036 | 119 | 93 | 25 | 1 |
3501 | Unbeknownst to Bill, his cat invited the whole circus cast to their living room for an encore performance. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
3502 | Here is your new in-home parade service. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
3503 | The clowns are coming - we're pretty much a package deal. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
3504 | We wanted to perform under the Little Top. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
3505 | No, I won second place. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
3506 | I thought I ordered a pizza? | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
3507 | Hey Honey, guess what? It's real-estate tax time let's party | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
3508 | The circus drew weary of coming to town . . . so they came to Wilber's house directly. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
3509 | It’s time to run away with the circus buddy! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
3510 | We're your online Macy's order, minus the floats. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
3511 | Stop clowning around! | 1.2264 | 0.04084 | 106 | 82 | 24 | 0 |
3512 | Stay there, sir. Squeeze-O the Clown's funeral procession is almost over. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
3513 | It's the circus, Morty *burp*. | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
3514 | Your wife said she had a real clown at home. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
3515 | They’re called breasts and we all have them. | 1.2261 | 0.03918 | 115 | 89 | 26 | 0 |
3516 | When you asked to invite over a few friends, I assumed they would be cats. | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
3517 | It was just a neighborly visit.” Rep. Andrew Clyde (Ga.) | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
3518 | Were you sent from Mar a Lago? | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
3519 | Zoober? | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
3520 | All I did was sign up for Hustler’s University by Andrew Tate for $49.99 a month | 1.2261 | 0.04108 | 115 | 90 | 24 | 1 |
3521 | I took the, 'Look what the cat dragged in.' up a notch. Welcome | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
3522 | Your voice message said Send in the Clowns--but we all decided to come: Hope that's okay?" Vipin Bery, Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co | 1.2261 | 0.04108 | 115 | 90 | 24 | 1 |
3523 | Since you stopped watching TV, we’re here to replace the media. | 1.2261 | 0.04108 | 115 | 90 | 24 | 1 |
3524 | We didn't want the parade to pass you by. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
3525 | It's a new amenity with Airbnb. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
3526 | I ordered A Party in my Pants. | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
3527 | What! No trombones! | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
3528 | It must be an election year. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
3529 | Richard, it's time we rediscovered joy! | 1.2258 | 0.04047 | 155 | 126 | 23 | 6 |
3530 | Wow! This 8k is so lifelike. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
3531 | Your mother wants the world to know that last week you called her ...TWICE | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
3532 | ...just one click... | 1.2256 | 0.04081 | 133 | 106 | 24 | 3 |
3533 | It seems that you live on the sunny side of the street. | 1.2256 | 0.03939 | 133 | 105 | 26 | 2 |
3534 | I told him he could bring some friends... | 1.2256 | 0.03791 | 133 | 104 | 28 | 1 |
3535 | Remember that childhood you never had? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
3536 | The downside of advertising for a roommate. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
3537 | I told you to stick with decaf! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
3538 | May I present The UN General Assembly! | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
3539 | You won’t come to the circus, the circus will come to you. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
3540 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
3541 | Okay, I guess it IS my circus... | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 79 | 23 | 0 |
3542 | Five day week resumes on Wall Street. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
3543 | Darn it, I told Sally that Congress would be over NEXT weekend. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
3544 | You thought I'd run away, join—and not come back to prove it? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
3545 | Our date’s still on; I just have to finish some work stuff first. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
3546 | It’s that time of the month again. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
3547 | Stephen Sondheim becomes inspired. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
3548 | Just a quick snack and we'll be outta here. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
3549 | Junior invited his preschool class to have a play date. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
3550 | I think I forgot to disable comments on that last tweet | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
3551 | Family “circus” time!!! | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
3552 | The decorator did say the door would be twenty feet away from the sofa | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
3553 | The guy at the agency said this works. #guerillamarketing | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
3554 | Dave, it's not my problem... as a cat, it's not my circus, not my monkeys. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
3555 | It's the new Dingaling Circus Brothers! | 1.2250 | 0.04007 | 120 | 94 | 25 | 1 |
3556 | I miss the old days of “A chicken in every pot.” | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
3557 | You can't come to the party, the party will come to you! | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
3558 | Hmm. Thought the circus wasn’t till 2024. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
3559 | I told you I'd be back in town! | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
3560 | YUP! Trump’s running again. | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
3561 | Wait a sec, I actually do have to circle back | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
3562 | You signed up for the Singing Telegram upgrade? | 1.2248 | 0.03690 | 129 | 100 | 29 | 0 |
3563 | Never ask the cat if he wants bread or the circus | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
3564 | I now regret not holding this over zoom. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
3565 | It's Election Day! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
3566 | Your roommates mushrooms? You shouldn’t have used them for the bolognese. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
3567 | Martha, I take it that gasoline prices finally started coming down today. | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
3568 | I'll go on mute because it turned into a circus over here. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
3569 | When I was online shopping for a "big top"....I was referring to a piece of clothing...NOT the entire circus! | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
3570 | Waking from my afternoon nap. | 1.2243 | 0.04051 | 107 | 83 | 24 | 0 |
3571 | Ah, i see Matilda has finally arrived! | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
3572 | Is it time to go back to the office? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
3573 | Working from home can be so distracting! | 1.2241 | 0.04077 | 116 | 91 | 24 | 1 |
3574 | We finally have proper funding! You're being audited. | 1.2241 | 0.04077 | 116 | 91 | 24 | 1 |
3575 | Have I gone insane or is that the circus that came to town? | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
3576 | Back from Portland so soon! | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
3577 | The internet brings you free entertainment into the home - but we charge extra for elephants. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
3578 | It’s just Miss Meow trying to impress me again. | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
3579 | Cute hat on the turtle. | 1.2240 | 0.03744 | 125 | 97 | 28 | 0 |
3580 | Did we win the lottery? | 1.2240 | 0.03913 | 125 | 98 | 26 | 1 |
3581 | But told you that if I "bared" myself to you it would be a circus! | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
3582 | I knew it was a mistake to let the cats plan their own parade. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
3583 | You always bring your work home! | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
3584 | I would rather you didn't bring your work home with you | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
3585 | Sorry to cut through, but we had to detour around the kitchen renovations in 12B. | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
3586 | And they said GDPR would fix things | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
3587 | It’s MY march madness. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
3588 | Oh crap, the Legislature is in session. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
3589 | When it IS your circus and these ARE your clowns | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
3590 | Honey, where do we keep our elephant pedestals? | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
3591 | Mom, we need to dial down my Zoloft dosage. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
3592 | And the only thing I asked you to pick up was bread. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
3593 | That's it! No more skimming the circus! | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
3594 | Wee! Is this the room for America doesn't have talent? | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
3595 | They usually knock | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
3596 | Huh! My mind improves its creative manifestations of blocked memories at an escalating rate of alarm! Or are you seeing this one too Mr. Boots? | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
3597 | What a nice parade of e-moji walking around on the holiday | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
3598 | Then I said to the cat, Do as I say Pack up those Things And take them away. I do not like how they play on our election day. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
3599 | Hi, Honey .. set some extra plates, OK? | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
3600 | Well no, Mardi Gras is quite ‘spirited,’ not actually ‘spiritual!’ | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
3601 | I finally got the O.K. to work from home! | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
3602 | I think I have just the thing for your fear of traveling circuses. | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
3603 | Never known a cat-lover who doesn’t need a little more excitement in their life! | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
3604 | This is how you know you don't have jury duty. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
3605 | Your neighbor said you love a parade. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
3606 | Mar-a-Lago, right? | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
3607 | Before the parade passes by.... | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
3608 | I take it you're not the new neighbors. | 1.2231 | 0.03801 | 121 | 94 | 27 | 0 |
3609 | It's your birthday, you can cry if you want to. | 1.2231 | 0.03801 | 121 | 94 | 27 | 0 |
3610 | when my dad said i could bring a friend | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
3611 | I know you don't like it when I have to bring work home with me, but I promise we'll be done by midnight. | 1.2231 | 0.04125 | 130 | 104 | 23 | 3 |
3612 | So we're not the greatest show on earth, but we're yours | 1.2231 | 0.04538 | 130 | 107 | 17 | 6 |
3613 | Er, when I said you could invite some friends around . . . | 1.2231 | 0.04125 | 130 | 104 | 23 | 3 |
3614 | And your Special Master choice is …?? | 1.2231 | 0.04267 | 130 | 105 | 21 | 4 |
3615 | Great, thanks for coming everyone. I’ve found I do my best work when I’m surrounded by chaos. | 1.2231 | 0.03977 | 130 | 103 | 25 | 2 |
3616 | I forgot to take my medicine again.. Wait a minute MOM? | 1.2230 | 0.03826 | 139 | 110 | 27 | 2 |
3617 | Honey, not the big top I was hoping for. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
3618 | Well, if you must keep playing that Sondheim CD … | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
3619 | The chicken didn't cross the road, so we did. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
3620 | A look into the brain of a hardworking, procrastinating student | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
3621 | You may want to deactivate the ‘idiom-checker’ in your Settings. | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
3622 | I shouldn't have said "with everything on it". | 1.2222 | 0.04019 | 108 | 84 | 24 | 0 |
3623 | Did you want fries with this? | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
3624 | The upside of forgetting to lock your front door. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
3625 | During the pandemic we learned it was cheaper to bring the circus to you. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
3626 | Send in the fu**ing clowns, am I right?! | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
3627 | WOW, IM GONNA START PAYING THE RENT EVERY MONTH | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
3628 | I told the exterminator that tent was misleading. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
3629 | The landlord has added streaming entertainment. | 1.2222 | 0.03887 | 135 | 107 | 26 | 2 |
3630 | The noisy neighbor you complain about sends his greetings! | 1.2222 | 0.04419 | 135 | 111 | 18 | 6 |
3631 | Sign of the times - even a ringmaster's work follows him home these days | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
3632 | Which major country does this not represent? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
3633 | Now the inside reflects the outside! | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
3634 | Circuses are depressing!!! | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
3635 | We are your fantasy come true. Time to run away! | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 126 | 100 | 24 | 2 |
3636 | Guess it’s time to vote again | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
3637 | Wow!!! Who knew the Democrats were having their convention at our house this year, Tabby! | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
3638 | Election time already? | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
3639 | You said we could come by anytime. | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
3640 | “Circus seeking parental supervision.” | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
3641 | When I said I wanted a subscription to Parade this wasn | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
3642 | if the show isn't going well, let's send in the clowns... | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
3643 | So who do you like in the November elections? | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
3644 | Goodbye, Henry. I'm running away to join the circus! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
3645 | Join the parade! Covid is over! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
3646 | Your Zoom call is officially over! | 1.2212 | 0.04119 | 113 | 89 | 23 | 1 |
3647 | Turns out, it IS your circus and your monkey. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
3648 | Your cable package comes with the greatest show on earth! | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
3649 | For some reason they just started following me home! | 1.2212 | 0.03922 | 113 | 88 | 25 | 0 |
3650 | Hay ! You ordered a pizza with everything | 1.2212 | 0.04119 | 113 | 89 | 23 | 1 |
3651 | Join us! Our trapese artist was recently let go. | 1.2212 | 0.04119 | 113 | 89 | 23 | 1 |
3652 | Live entertainment brought to you | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
3653 | I had quarrel with my wife over net. Well, I didn't expect such a circus... | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
3654 | Looks like Dad is home. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
3655 | Home entertainment | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
3656 | Looks like the lines between fiction and reality are getting blurrier by the day." What now, a Mad Tea - Party | 1.2212 | 0.04089 | 104 | 81 | 23 | 0 |
3657 | Oh Fluffy....I guess summer is over. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
3658 | We're lost without the elephants!" | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
3659 | Looks like someone forgot his ADHD meds again... | 1.2211 | 0.04280 | 95 | 74 | 21 | 0 |
3660 | ...but all I ordered was one or two clowns. | 1.2207 | 0.03723 | 145 | 115 | 28 | 2 |
3661 | Well,having a large empty foyer has finally paid off. | 1.2205 | 0.04017 | 127 | 101 | 24 | 2 |
3662 | I'm thinking we can set up the trapeze in the bedroom. | 1.2205 | 0.04317 | 127 | 103 | 20 | 4 |
3663 | Wow, when she sang “Bring in the clowns,” she wasn’t kidding! | 1.2205 | 0.04170 | 127 | 102 | 22 | 3 |
3664 | Since you couldn’t make it to Circus Circus, we decided to come to you! | 1.2203 | 0.04016 | 118 | 93 | 24 | 1 |
3665 | You said you were angry that I wasn’t more fiscally responsible and that I never admit when I’m wrong. Well… I hired the circus to help me apologize, and to cheer you up. | 1.2203 | 0.04016 | 118 | 93 | 24 | 1 |
3666 | I warned you about chewing on the philodendron. | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
3667 | Hey Barnum,we're working from home tonight! | 1.2203 | 0.04016 | 118 | 93 | 24 | 1 |
3668 | Wait, I thought we just celebrated National Cat Day last week. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
3669 | A new meaning for "at home entertainment" | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
3670 | I ordered a pair of shades, not a parade. Damn you, Alexa. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
3671 | I told you ‘shrooms are different. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
3672 | He may sleep 23 hours a day, but that one hour... | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
3673 | Usually we come to town, but sometimes to a studio apartment. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
3674 | So, this is the gift from my mother to celebrate my divorce. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
3675 | Wrong date, guys. My birthday was yesterday. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
3676 | Hang on, I'll check if he's awake. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
3677 | You said it was too quiet here without the kids. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
3678 | These political ads are getting out of hand. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
3679 | This is even better than Netflix. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
3680 | These pop-up ads are getting out of hand. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
3681 | Damn! Looks like the whole family made it. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
3682 | I hope ya'll don't need health care. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
3683 | Whoa! Maybe that WASN’T catnip! | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
3684 | Is it the Presidential election time already! | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
3685 | Which of us is supposed to be talking?” a voice asked. “I don’t know. Me? You?” another responded. “Who is ‘you?’ Who am I?” a third said. And the cartoon stood static and dead for hundreds of thousands of years, until the internet stopped | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
3686 | Boopsie, it's time to get back in the real world!" | 1.2195 | 0.03921 | 123 | 97 | 25 | 1 |
3687 | The elephants are right behind us! | 1.2195 | 0.04088 | 123 | 98 | 23 | 2 |
3688 | I think you've got the wrong party | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
3689 | I've heard of "the circus is coming to a town near you" but never a "townhouse"! | 1.2195 | 0.03921 | 123 | 97 | 25 | 1 |
3690 | You must have the wrong address. No one here ordered a circus. | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
3691 | Not to worry. We just need a few minutes to practice. | 1.2195 | 0.03921 | 123 | 97 | 25 | 1 |
3692 | We've been detoured here by the anchovy, onion and garlic pizza that you had for lunch . . . | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
3693 | I bought the bear a new shawl—do you like it? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
3694 | Could you at least wipe your feet? | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
3695 | Celebrating the end of the pandemic--we no longer have to socially distance! | 1.2192 | 0.03570 | 146 | 115 | 30 | 1 |
3696 | Surprise! It's circus parade with your pizza day!!! | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
3697 | I’m so tired of you bringing work home with you. | 1.2190 | 0.04056 | 105 | 82 | 23 | 0 |
3698 | I didn't know the recruiting is in-person now. | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
3699 | Honey, this is your lucky day. I'm working from home! | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
3700 | Gotta love a parade | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
3701 | Oh goodie... The Donald Trump Circus is still in town. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
3702 | Can’t acknowledge the elephant in the room without bringing in the whole circus | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
3703 | Honey, I think the circus ran away and joined us. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
3704 | Here we go again! My smart working friends picked me up to take my to the club | 1.2188 | 0.03990 | 128 | 102 | 24 | 2 |
3705 | 1-800-YOUR CIRCUS: Bringing the Big Top into Your Living Room | 1.2188 | 0.03832 | 128 | 101 | 26 | 1 |
3706 | Felix, I said you could invite just a few out your online friends. | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
3707 | When Muhammad wouldn't go to the circus... | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
3708 | Is that a Bearkin? | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
3709 | When reality tv comes to your home. | 1.2185 | 0.03804 | 119 | 93 | 26 | 0 |
3710 | If only that little bug didn't go kerchoo! | 1.2185 | 0.03987 | 119 | 94 | 24 | 1 |
3711 | Looks like the circus is joining US. | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
3712 | It's the Clowns for Democracy get out the vote effort! | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
3713 | Honey, the presidential candidates are here! | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
3714 | apparently it IS my circus, but are those my monkeys too? | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
3715 | I think I need to titrate my meds a bit. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
3716 | Your yoga mat is on the way | 1.2183 | 0.04012 | 142 | 115 | 23 | 4 |
3717 | I brought the Chablis! | 1.2182 | 0.03956 | 110 | 86 | 24 | 0 |
3718 | Oh no! This is not my circus, but where is my monkey? | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
3719 | The carnival is thinking of going boring, and YOU look like just the kind of guy we’re looking for! | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
3720 | Third amendment loophole parade, coming through! | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
3721 | I only ordered a Baily's | 1.2178 | 0.04128 | 101 | 79 | 22 | 0 |
3722 | Honey, we talked about leaving work at work. | 1.2178 | 0.04128 | 101 | 79 | 22 | 0 |
3723 | Another election year has finally arrived. | 1.2178 | 0.04128 | 101 | 79 | 22 | 0 |
3724 | My ADHD brain when I try to do some work. | 1.2177 | 0.04217 | 124 | 100 | 21 | 3 |
3725 | What’d you expect when you signed up for the parade of homes? | 1.2177 | 0.04370 | 124 | 101 | 19 | 4 |
3726 | Um...no Mom, I didn't notice your new purse...sorry. | 1.2177 | 0.03721 | 124 | 97 | 27 | 0 |
3727 | Just letting you know, we are doing a revival of the musical Barnum. | 1.2177 | 0.04058 | 124 | 99 | 23 | 2 |
3728 | Don't worry, the clowns couldn't make it. | 1.2177 | 0.04217 | 124 | 100 | 21 | 3 |
3729 | Then how about three rings? | 1.2177 | 0.03721 | 124 | 97 | 27 | 0 |
3730 | Just when I thought I was going to run away. | 1.2177 | 0.04370 | 124 | 101 | 19 | 4 |
3731 | I don't go to Bingo anymore. | 1.2174 | 0.04452 | 138 | 115 | 16 | 7 |
3732 | Well, now we know what the noise was from the hall, at least. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
3733 | I hate it when relatives show up unexpectedly. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
3734 | You called? | 1.2174 | 0.04324 | 92 | 72 | 20 | 0 |
3735 | Finally we've found a way to outwit technology - real time circus, direct to your living room! | 1.2174 | 0.04208 | 138 | 113 | 20 | 5 |
3736 | Who said life’s a circus. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
3737 | We needed a place to practice and someone suggested your apartment. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
3738 | Alexa…”Send In The Clowns” | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
3739 | We tried bread. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
3740 | The amount of diverse entertainment at the comfort of our own home! | 1.2174 | 0.04056 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
3741 | NOW it’s a circus in here! | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
3742 | I left the news running again, didn't I | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
3743 | We heard you were too sick to attend the opera tonight so we thought we’d bring the opera to you! | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
3744 | Hi honey, I told everybody we could practice here this week! | 1.2170 | 0.04023 | 106 | 83 | 23 | 0 |
3745 | Why does that bear have a purse? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
3746 | Jason remembers why he hates circuses. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
3747 | I thought I ordered just the bread. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
3748 | We heard there was a clown for hire? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
3749 | Oh hell! Trump needs all the attention he can muster for one of his rallies these days. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
3750 | Wrong address. You must be looking for the Preston’s house, next door! | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
3751 | Thing One, Thing Two and the Cat had another gig and your Mother's not here so... | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
3752 | Not my circus, no monkeys. | 1.2170 | 0.04023 | 106 | 83 | 23 | 0 |
3753 | Do you have a printed invitation? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
3754 | I was going to run away and join the circus, but decided to bring the circus home with me, instead. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
3755 | Because you watched a reel from RNC | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
3756 | I knew I should have gotten that lock fixed. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
3757 | So much for having a relaxing evening in front of the tv. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
3758 | You said you wanted to liven things up | 1.2168 | 0.03987 | 143 | 116 | 23 | 4 |
3759 | I think, AI misheard, 'animate the circle' command | 1.2168 | 0.04109 | 143 | 117 | 21 | 5 |
3760 | I wanted an old-fashioned 3-ring binder, not an old-fashioned 3-ring circus. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
3761 | Honey, did you order Uber Feats? | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
3762 | When I ordered it on Amazon, I didn't think it would literally be a three ring circus. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
3763 | Upstairs was closed so we had to come here directly to annoy you | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
3764 | We're being run out of town pretending its a parade. | 1.2167 | 0.03777 | 120 | 94 | 26 | 0 |
3765 | DOO DOO DO-DA DO-DA DOO DOO DOO DOO!!!! | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
3766 | Oh no, the food is not ready yet! | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
3767 | „Oh when the saints…“ | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
3768 | I know it's your day to work from home, but they kicked us out of the gym. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
3769 | We're from your REIT contracted to serve your eviction notice. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
3770 | When they said the circus was coming to town, they didn't say through it . | 1.2165 | 0.04203 | 97 | 76 | 21 | 0 |
3771 | We’re looking for a trick word processing act. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
3772 | Well, maybe next year. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
3773 | We’re here to play PICKLEBALL!!!!!!! | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
3774 | Hi, I'm Suzi. My hobbies are.... | 1.2165 | 0.04203 | 97 | 76 | 21 | 0 |
3775 | I should’ve read the T&C before buying tickets online | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
3776 | I knew I shouldn't have replaced the roof with a big red tent. | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
3777 | The world that Betty had shunned during the pandemic finally revolted on Tuesday, 3:12 p.m., in Reseda, California. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
3778 | So this was the “Daily Special” on the menu? | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
3779 | I knew that bedtime sandwich was too much! | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
3780 | We heard you were feeling blue and wanted to spend the next few days cleaning up after a raucous crowd of strangers. | 1.2162 | 0.03925 | 111 | 87 | 24 | 0 |
3781 | No. They're in the tiny car outside, But you've given me an idea! | 1.2162 | 0.03925 | 111 | 87 | 24 | 0 |
3782 | Back to school tomorrow little buddy. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
3783 | Did you download that new circus background? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
3784 | the circus has come to town | 1.2160 | 0.04187 | 125 | 101 | 21 | 3 |
3785 | As the door burst open, Alex whipped around horrified at the thought of the kids getting home from school earlier than expected... but was relieved to see it was only the traveling circus. | 1.2160 | 0.04187 | 125 | 101 | 21 | 3 |
3786 | Congratulations! You're our one millionth visitor to I Always Wanted To Run Away And Join The Circus dot com. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
3787 | Back from your travels already? | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
3788 | No, it absolutely is your circus even without the monkeys. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
3789 | Your Airbnb listing was misleading. | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
3790 | Oh look, it's the MAGA Republicans... | 1.2155 | 0.05020 | 116 | 98 | 11 | 7 |
3791 | We just hacked TikTok! | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
3792 | Am I seeing things again? | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
3793 | There has to be more | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
3794 | Oh, not a moveable beast again. | 1.2155 | 0.04025 | 116 | 92 | 23 | 1 |
3795 | But,but,it's not raining. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
3796 | Circus! Coming soon to your home and your home only for one night! | 1.2155 | 0.04025 | 116 | 92 | 23 | 1 |
3797 | What a bazaar experience! | 1.2155 | 0.04025 | 116 | 92 | 23 | 1 |
3798 | Sweetie,my coworkers want your help to start their YouTube channel. | 1.2155 | 0.04025 | 116 | 92 | 23 | 1 |
3799 | We're the new roommates, I hope you don't but some of us are a little off, so if the clowns give you a look just leave the room slowly | 1.2154 | 0.04366 | 130 | 107 | 18 | 5 |
3800 | Well,you were right- running away with the circus was not such a good idea. | 1.2154 | 0.03935 | 130 | 104 | 24 | 2 |
3801 | Hey Pete, so answering to the constant question about ¿what am I doing at nights out? I bring some help to help you understand. | 1.2154 | 0.04227 | 130 | 106 | 20 | 4 |
3802 | I think the umbrella is a bit much | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
3803 | Yes! That bear is holding a purse! | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
3804 | I know it might seem like helicopter parenting honey, but now you never have to run off to join anything! | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
3805 | Weekends at Simon Cowbell’s house. | 1.2149 | 0.04424 | 121 | 99 | 18 | 4 |
3806 | What's the occasion? Uh! | 1.2149 | 0.04100 | 121 | 97 | 22 | 2 |
3807 | A circus atmosphere to relieve your solitude. | 1.2149 | 0.03749 | 121 | 95 | 26 | 0 |
3808 | And Citizens United made it all possible! | 1.2149 | 0.04265 | 121 | 98 | 20 | 3 |
3809 | We're going full on P.T. Barnum for these midterm elections and bringing it home for voters who don't live in swing states. | 1.2149 | 0.04577 | 121 | 100 | 16 | 5 |
3810 | You can drop the act. Barnum and Bailey already left. | 1.2148 | 0.04124 | 135 | 110 | 21 | 4 |
3811 | Surprise! | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
3812 | Sweetie, you told me to jazz up my act...how do ya like it??!! | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
3813 | Human, I told you it was a mistake even to check out Truth Social. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
3814 | Maybe they're here | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
3815 | Could our bear please use your gender-neutral bathroom? | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
3816 | Take cover Whiskers. There’s a gunman in there somewhere. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
3817 | Hey, hey the gang’s all here! | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
3818 | You won again...just bearly. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
3819 | You’re in charge of the funnel cake. | 1.2143 | 0.04166 | 98 | 77 | 21 | 0 |
3820 | I just wanted to read about it, not bring it home. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
3821 | Did you leave the doggie door open AGAIN? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
3822 | It looks like they came to pick you up, since you like to make a clown out of yourself, Fred. | 1.2143 | 0.04096 | 112 | 89 | 22 | 1 |
3823 | I know it's an amateur production, but couldn't they have sent at least one trombone? | 1.2138 | 0.03417 | 145 | 114 | 31 | 0 |
3824 | WHAT TRICKS DO YOU KNOW, KITTY, SO YOU CAN LEAD THEM BACK OUT THE DOOR? | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
3825 | She brought a balloon hoping to distract from her family. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
3826 | We're the 'this is your life' metaphor crew! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
3827 | Hide! Relaxing isn't a trick. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
3828 | Mittens DNA results would later show she was descended from the Cat in the Hat. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
3829 | Who says I'm a few clowns short of a circus?! | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
3830 | Another pleasant night home with the cat, ruined. | 1.2136 | 0.04058 | 103 | 81 | 22 | 0 |
3831 | I'm never drinking and impulse shopping online again. | 1.2132 | 0.03962 | 136 | 110 | 23 | 3 |
3832 | Let's just start with "sit" | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
3833 | All this for a pizza? | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
3834 | Running for Chicago's Next Mayor | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
3835 | I think someone who doesn’t have a clue has Swatted us. | 1.2131 | 0.03901 | 122 | 97 | 24 | 1 |
3836 | Hello. Hello. Hello. Election day is soon. Vote. | 1.2131 | 0.03901 | 122 | 97 | 24 | 1 |
3837 | The saints got competition.. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
3838 | We’re part of Ringling Brothers new door-to-door sales team. | 1.2130 | 0.03958 | 108 | 85 | 23 | 0 |
3839 | The Republican members of congress sure know how to cover up being un-American. They are all clowns and march to a different tune: 'Constituents Be Damned.' | 1.2130 | 0.03958 | 108 | 85 | 23 | 0 |
3840 | Bring back the pandemic." | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
3841 | You're a little late, my 5th birthday was years ago. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
3842 | Hi! We're the Barnum family that rented your spare room for the week. Do you have an extra key to the entryway door? | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
3843 | i told my brother to not bring his whole family. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
3844 | I'll be working at home now. We've gone Zoom. | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
3845 | If I had it to do over, I wouldn't have kids. | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
3846 | What? The damn road is closed again! | 1.2126 | 0.03813 | 127 | 101 | 25 | 1 |
3847 | i better prepare for rain | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
3848 | Here I am, stuck in the middle with you | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
3849 | What? Is it raining? | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
3850 | So then I thought, ‘If I can’t run away with the circus, maybe it can run away with me!’ | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
3851 | @!@# did I doze off during another zoom? will have to do more quiet quitting next week to catch up on sleep. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
3852 | Hey Brian! I guess its a WFH day for both of us? | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
3853 | Flash Mob at your place happening now. | 1.2124 | 0.03865 | 113 | 89 | 24 | 0 |
3854 | When I told you I'd get your attention away from the damned laptop, I meant it! | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
3855 | Happy Birthday dear Harroooollld, Happy Birthday toooo youuuuu! | 1.2124 | 0.03865 | 113 | 89 | 24 | 0 |
3856 | Put some fucking shoes on, can't you see we've got company? | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
3857 | The day the circus ran away to home. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
3858 | You see, it IS your circus, and in a moment you'll see that they are definitely your monkeys | 1.2124 | 0.04064 | 113 | 90 | 22 | 1 |
3859 | Hi! We're the Inflation Reduction Act dog and pony show! No need to thank us; your tax dollars are thanks enough! | 1.2121 | 0.04028 | 132 | 107 | 22 | 3 |
3860 | Who Let The Dogs Out! | 1.2121 | 0.04130 | 99 | 78 | 21 | 0 |
3861 | It's your minute, sucker. | 1.2121 | 0.04028 | 132 | 107 | 22 | 3 |
3862 | Your mom hired us to distract you from porn. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
3863 | The experience of life is like having a front-row seat to the most spectacular spectacle in the universe. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
3864 | Don't blow your big top over my moveable act. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
3865 | Did they take back the House already? | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
3866 | Is that meant to be a seal with the beach ball on it's nose? That is horrifying. When Lovecraft talked about primal human fear, that seal creature is what he was referring to. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
3867 | See Felix, you just can't escape from the circus of life. | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
3868 | What happens when you can't stop singing "Where Are The Clowns" in your head. | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
3869 | They misunderstood when I said "March fourth." | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
3870 | Give me a D I V O R ...” | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
3871 | ... and just when he thought it was safe to go barefoot around the house ... | 1.2119 | 0.04638 | 118 | 98 | 15 | 5 |
3872 | Well, this should be in tents | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
3873 | It’s a real circus outside with all the television cameras. | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
3874 | You called our house a circus so I just made it official. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
3875 | Damn, the family is early! | 1.2112 | 0.03345 | 161 | 128 | 32 | 1 |
3876 | Come on,we really need is a fresh storyline | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
3877 | This is not a caption. I just wanted to know whatever happened to the results of the "veggies dining at a restaurant"? | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
3878 | So that’s why your new roommate wears a top hat. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
3879 | My LinkedIn network took a fun turn. | 1.2110 | 0.03926 | 109 | 86 | 23 | 0 |
3880 | Congress is getting weirder by the day. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
3881 | DoorDash has become such a circus to order | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
3882 | Even a rent controlled building isn't worth this. | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
3883 | How is it that a circus always seems to happen when you least expect it and least welcome one? | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
3884 | I try not to take work home | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
3885 | Let me introduce you to the minority candidates. | 1.2109 | 0.03786 | 128 | 102 | 25 | 1 |
3886 | It's the Greatest Electors On Earth! . . .Coup Coup fun like you won't believe !! | 1.2109 | 0.03786 | 128 | 102 | 25 | 1 |
3887 | Am I the clown here? | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
3888 | Ta-ra-ra F**KING boom-de-ay! | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
3889 | Ok I’ll write them in ( writing while microdosing) | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
3890 | I thought you'd left to join the circuits! | 1.2105 | 0.04001 | 133 | 108 | 22 | 3 |
3891 | 76 trombones had the big parade…… | 1.2105 | 0.03548 | 133 | 105 | 28 | 0 |
3892 | How does this steaming service make any money? | 1.2105 | 0.04141 | 133 | 109 | 20 | 4 |
3893 | Trump’s in town for a rally. | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
3894 | Happy First Monthiversary! | 1.2105 | 0.04032 | 114 | 91 | 22 | 1 |
3895 | Who let The Trump administration out! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
3896 | Going way, way back into the 1932 hit files, sing with me now, "I Love a Parade!" | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
3897 | Power nap vs power cat. Both content. | 1.2105 | 0.04032 | 114 | 91 | 22 | 1 |
3898 | If I had human friends, this would certainly be worth sharing... Right Mr. Meow Meows ?!?! | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
3899 | We're from the National Committee, and the debate clowns are right behind us | 1.2105 | 0.04032 | 114 | 91 | 22 | 1 |
3900 | you win as a supporter of anti circus cruelty | 1.2105 | 0.04001 | 133 | 108 | 22 | 3 |
3901 | I NEED CIRCUS IN HOME... because social-media isn't enought | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
3902 | Hi there! This is your life. Just ignore us, we’ll be here in the background. | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
3903 | Mr. Calder knows how to throw a good party. | 1.2101 | 0.03935 | 119 | 95 | 23 | 1 |
3904 | So much for a quite night in. | 1.2101 | 0.04112 | 119 | 96 | 21 | 2 |
3905 | Mom, why couldn't you just call and tell me you were coming with family. | 1.2101 | 0.04112 | 119 | 96 | 21 | 2 |
3906 | we are celebrating finally getting to see Trumps health care plan. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
3907 | Honey, the insurrectionists are here! | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
3908 | You certainly can see who's the more playful of the two. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
3909 | Yes,that CBN oil does contain THC! | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
3910 | I know you’re glad Fido died. But do you have to gloat? | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
3911 | This isn’t 3958 Ferdinand Drive? | 1.2097 | 0.03845 | 124 | 99 | 24 | 1 |
3912 | My birthday is next month! | 1.2097 | 0.03845 | 124 | 99 | 24 | 1 |
3913 | 'Don't look surprised Jamie, you're part of the circus too, well maybe not this one...' | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
3914 | where's cat in a hat? | 1.2097 | 0.03845 | 124 | 99 | 24 | 1 |
3915 | The Boss said it was a work from home day. We won’t disturb you. | 1.2095 | 0.03991 | 105 | 83 | 22 | 0 |
3916 | Meow! My girlfriend didn't forget that today is my birthday! | 1.2095 | 0.03991 | 105 | 83 | 22 | 0 |
3917 | I guess the pandemic is over. | 1.2095 | 0.03991 | 105 | 83 | 22 | 0 |
3918 | I'm manic! | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
3919 | I thought the Hendersons would be here. | 1.2093 | 0.04216 | 129 | 106 | 19 | 4 |
3920 | You used punctuation. | 1.2093 | 0.04216 | 129 | 106 | 19 | 4 |
3921 | Timmy, that's too loud. | 1.2093 | 0.03596 | 129 | 102 | 27 | 0 |
3922 | Not '...to townHOUSE'! | 1.2093 | 0.04070 | 129 | 105 | 21 | 3 |
3923 | I knew I should have just “liked” that parade comment | 1.2093 | 0.03760 | 129 | 103 | 25 | 1 |
3924 | Looks like the circus is in town. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
3925 | There’s a circus somewhere without a clown. Not today! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
3926 | OK, stop it. Trump is not that big of an asshole. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
3927 | We don’t need another one! | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
3928 | Are you saying this ISN’T the Smith residence? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
3929 | We're from the government. The bread should be here any minute. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
3930 | Surprise! We are your Saturday night Fellinigram! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
3931 | Sorry, honey, Sally forgot her project for school. And her lunch. And one sock. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
3932 | Get up it’s time to join the circus | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
3933 | Honey, take a break from ClownHub. | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
3934 | When twenty-four hour news just won’t cut it anymore…. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
3935 | It must be election season. | 1.2087 | 0.04001 | 115 | 92 | 22 | 1 |
3936 | Whoa! When did I say my whole family could drop by? | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
3937 | I invited a few animal friends over : I am sick of oldie moldie re-runs , warmed over pandemic stories and NETFLIX.. | 1.2087 | 0.04001 | 115 | 92 | 22 | 1 |
3938 | Can you believe it ? We all fit in the clowns car. | 1.2087 | 0.04862 | 115 | 97 | 12 | 6 |
3939 | Oh man! If I knew this was a door to door delivery, I’d order it for my teacher!” | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
3940 | My last day of therapy. I’ve been declared circus mentis. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
3941 | Marge, I asked you to stop brining so much work home. | 1.2087 | 0.04001 | 115 | 92 | 22 | 1 |
3942 | During the pandemic we learned to bring the circus to you. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
3943 | I invited a few friends from work over. I hope that’s OK. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
3944 | If Eddie won't go to the circus, the circus will come to Eddie. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
3945 | Ah! Here comes the animal band! | 1.2083 | 0.03723 | 120 | 95 | 25 | 0 |
3946 | Come on...join the Circus... Trump will win anyway... You may as well enjoy the lead-up!! | 1.2083 | 0.03906 | 120 | 96 | 23 | 1 |
3947 | I found a way to see your side of the argument! | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
3948 | Take the cat too | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
3949 | I told you I wasn’t staring at a blank wall. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
3950 | We just thought we'd drop by while we were in the neighborhood. | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
3951 | What I screamed was “Why don’t YOU go and join the circus??!!”, after your last series of hair ball sculptures! | 1.2079 | 0.04058 | 101 | 80 | 21 | 0 |
3952 | I’m working from home tomorrow. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
3953 | All my nightmares came calling. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
3954 | We're running away to join your soulless suburban existence. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
3955 | Oh! I wasn't expecting you till Tuesday. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
3956 | Our son is back from clown college, and he's MOVING BACK IN! | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
3957 | Guys, Thanksgiving isn't for two more months! | 1.2077 | 0.03735 | 130 | 104 | 25 | 1 |
3958 | I hate a parade! | 1.2077 | 0.04042 | 130 | 106 | 21 | 3 |
3959 | Your surgeon has arrived. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
3960 | Looks like the circus is back in town! | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
3961 | Must be that guy Fellini who's slowly ruining the neighborhood | 1.2075 | 0.03958 | 106 | 84 | 22 | 0 |
3962 | Wrong house, you want next door! | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
3963 | Shouldn't it have left my system by now? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
3964 | Happy Birthday from Simon Cowell. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
3965 | My therapist broke my confidence | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
3966 | We heard about your Twitch wish. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
3967 | We were looking for a clown ? | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
3968 | Huh. Guess this is what I get for insisting that there's an elephant in the room. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
3969 | maybe they were my monkeys…? | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
3970 | I guess word got out that you and your brothers changed your name to Ringling. | 1.2071 | 0.03584 | 140 | 112 | 27 | 1 |
3971 | I told mom that I wanted a new personal brand for my birthday. | 1.2069 | 0.04155 | 116 | 94 | 20 | 2 |
3972 | 'Work from home' just came home, Honey. | 1.2069 | 0.03971 | 116 | 93 | 22 | 1 |
3973 | We were kicked out of the Garden. | 1.2069 | 0.03971 | 116 | 93 | 22 | 1 |
3974 | Didn’t you read the sign? No solicitors, no exceptions! | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
3975 | Almost forgot it’s an election year. | 1.2069 | 0.04368 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
3976 | Someone UberEats a funnel cake? | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
3977 | Actually, we updated our ‘Bring the Circus Home’ event, and it’s no longer a Zoom link! | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
3978 | Oh, I'm sorry, we thought you ordered "If I Ran the Circus" on Amazon. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
3979 | Guess the Little Engine couldn’t. | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
3980 | Get ready to meet your precinct's Independent candidate for township assistant clerk, the one, the only... | 1.2063 | 0.03791 | 126 | 101 | 24 | 1 |
3981 | Did you tell the cat with the balloon it was your birthday? | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
3982 | Your neighbor said the circus is next door | 1.2062 | 0.04129 | 97 | 77 | 20 | 0 |
3983 | When my wife told me she came to the circus. I didn realize shereallymeant that | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
3984 | Hey, this is great, but I think you got it mixed up: The arena is next door! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
3985 | The elephants don’t get here until tomorrow | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
3986 | What...no elephant? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
3987 | Yep,when you select the premium service,we deliver Trixie - the inflatable bear - in person. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
3988 | Jumanji level 9 | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
3989 | Not for all the ribbons or balloons in the world will I walk on two legs! | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
3990 | Congratulations! You've been named our Big Wiener! | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
3991 | Told you to shut the door...it's "I love a parade day" Tuesday!! | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
3992 | So that's what you get with the "kit" and "a kaboodle." | 1.2056 | 0.03925 | 107 | 85 | 22 | 0 |
3993 | At least, he dragged in something living this time | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
3994 | Donald Trump Sucks | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
3995 | I won the lottery! Bought some drinks! Spent the money! | 1.2056 | 0.03925 | 107 | 85 | 22 | 0 |
3996 | They weren't kidding about the metaverse. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
3997 | Hi Ho, Hi Ho...It's back to work we go . | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
3998 | You think that’s the new Louis Vuitton? | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
3999 | Better roll up that rug, we brought along an elephant | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
4000 | We've come to save you from your NFT addiction! | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
4001 | Virtual Circus | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
4002 | We were looking for Madison Square Garden and someone sent us here! | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
4003 | Calm down. He's a bear, not a Teletubbie. | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
4004 | Who invited people from work? | 1.2051 | 0.04124 | 117 | 95 | 20 | 2 |
4005 | Well, dang! It IS my monkeys. My circus! | 1.2049 | 0.03669 | 122 | 97 | 25 | 0 |
4006 | The Temptation of Saint Anthony | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
4007 | Wow, Cirque de Soleil has really made them desperate. | 1.2047 | 0.04233 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
4008 | I joined the circus - bring the cat! | 1.2047 | 0.03927 | 127 | 103 | 22 | 2 |
4009 | We’re here to give you a metaphorical booster! | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
4010 | They said they had no place to stay tonight. they assured me it was just for the night. | 1.2045 | 0.03838 | 132 | 107 | 23 | 2 |
4011 | I Mso sorry, I thought I was ordering a ticket to the circus | 1.2043 | 0.04204 | 93 | 74 | 19 | 0 |
4012 | I thought they were going to be streaming, not live! | 1.2043 | 0.04204 | 93 | 74 | 19 | 0 |
4013 | The school is excited that you're coming back! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
4014 | I guess I'm the clown when I told the circus party at my house. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
4015 | We have time . . . the elephants don't get here until tomorrow! | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
4016 | Darn annual subscriptions. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
4017 | Tusk! | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
4018 | Your boss says to stop ignoring her Slack messages. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
4019 | I invited a lot of industry people | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
4020 | Those new streaming services have really upped their game | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
4021 | One click and we are here. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
4022 | your upstairs neighbor is on vacation so we’re filling in. | 1.2037 | 0.04110 | 108 | 87 | 20 | 1 |
4023 | I guess you can still work at home. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
4024 | Life may not be a circus, but we are. | 1.2037 | 0.03894 | 108 | 86 | 22 | 0 |
4025 | Guys, my wife's not home yet! I told you all to come at 1:15pm, not 12:45. | 1.2037 | 0.03894 | 108 | 86 | 22 | 0 |
4026 | Your Amazon Prime order has been delivered | 1.2035 | 0.04007 | 113 | 91 | 21 | 1 |
4027 | As if Winslow needed another reason to hate the coming of the Autumnal Equinox | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
4028 | Now WE will run away with YOU. | 1.2035 | 0.03805 | 113 | 90 | 23 | 0 |
4029 | Behind the green door | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
4030 | But have you registered to vote? | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
4031 | What did you expect?- this is cheaper than 76 trombone players. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
4032 | Does this mean I’m hired?” | 1.2035 | 0.04007 | 113 | 91 | 21 | 1 |
4033 | I forgot how life could be such a circus. | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
4034 | And now we conclude with the Blow-off | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
4035 | Thought I'd liven the place up a little. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
4036 | my family arrives,my story begins | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
4037 | Can you guess the process server behind the mask? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
4038 | Instagram ads are really getting out of hand | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
4039 | And in walked Ditka | 1.2033 | 0.03822 | 123 | 99 | 23 | 1 |
4040 | Nothing like the "In-Laws" coming by for a surprise visit. | 1.2031 | 0.03738 | 128 | 103 | 24 | 1 |
4041 | Turtle took one look at the absolute shit carnival she’d found herself in and started heading back out the door. | 1.2030 | 0.03813 | 133 | 108 | 23 | 2 |
4042 | Hair-raisingly clever "Hair-raisingly clever! No go home and let the cat and me get back to what were doing." | 1.2030 | 0.03959 | 133 | 109 | 21 | 3 |
4043 | Tony reconsidered whether there was a constitutional right to privacy. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
4044 | McNamara's Band was booked so they sent us. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
4045 | The metaverse must have gotten an update. | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
4046 | I don't know which one of you is carrying the "hands-free" device, but your phone is ringing! | 1.2020 | 0.04056 | 99 | 79 | 20 | 0 |
4047 | In the Age of Working from Home, we're here to save you the trouble of running away to join us. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
4048 | I don't think that this was the insurrection he had in mind! | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
4049 | The circus is coming to town | 1.2020 | 0.04056 | 99 | 79 | 20 | 0 |
4050 | Your UberParade has arrived! | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
4051 | For crying out loud, I’ve got no tent and I’m not a ringleader. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
4052 | Oh no no no! Who the hell called Mark? | 1.2020 | 0.04056 | 99 | 79 | 20 | 0 |
4053 | Mr. Sniffles, you didn't invite any of your lion friends over to lunch today, did you? | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
4054 | And this is how you leave your zoom office for 30 weeks on the road? | 1.2019 | 0.03955 | 104 | 83 | 21 | 0 |
4055 | Did you hear that today was a positive day on Wall St? | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
4056 | Yoga is so yesterday, Tony; I joined the circus! | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
4057 | No Lion Tamer? | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
4058 | It suddenly dawned on Geoff that life with new housemate Bobo the clown might create some tension. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
4059 | It was either this or we'd be left with a ton of worthless Bitcoins. | 1.2018 | 0.04839 | 109 | 92 | 12 | 5 |
4060 | Netflix gave me a forty-six dollar budget. We’ll be famous! | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
4061 | Don’t be alarmed. We had to move indoors because of the heat. We’ll be outta here next week. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
4062 | Majorette and motley crew soliciting a rave review… | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
4063 | Now I'll tell dad of something no one can beat. I'll say that I saw it on Mulberry Street. | 1.2018 | 0.03862 | 109 | 87 | 22 | 0 |
4064 | Do you, Kitty, take Leo to be your husband, to cherish in friendship and love today, tomorrow and for your nine lives? | 1.2018 | 0.03862 | 109 | 87 | 22 | 0 |
4065 | I thought I ordered from the Bar named Bailey's | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
4066 | Cat sitting for Cat in the Hat | 1.2018 | 0.04349 | 114 | 94 | 17 | 3 |
4067 | I felt you needed some cheering up after being told you’d have to go back to the office! | 1.2018 | 0.04349 | 114 | 94 | 17 | 3 |
4068 | Enthrall me with your acumen. | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
4069 | Honey...we have some guests for dinner. | 1.2018 | 0.03775 | 114 | 91 | 23 | 0 |
4070 | what happens when you "Google" ....live music | 1.2018 | 0.04855 | 114 | 97 | 11 | 6 |
4071 | Don't let me bore you. | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
4072 | I guess I was wrong. It IS my circus. | 1.2018 | 0.03976 | 114 | 92 | 21 | 1 |
4073 | Hybrid” Job: Day One | 1.2018 | 0.04349 | 114 | 94 | 17 | 3 |
4074 | Hey honey, wanna hear about my day? | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
4075 | No I did not order a circus of the mind | 1.2016 | 0.04126 | 124 | 102 | 19 | 3 |
4076 | I never should have opened that AGT app. | 1.2016 | 0.04126 | 124 | 102 | 19 | 3 |
4077 | Just got your email. | 1.2015 | 0.03636 | 134 | 108 | 25 | 1 |
4078 | Presidential rally looks different this year. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
4079 | Kitty , wait for the juggler then go straight for it . | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
4080 | This is like a bad Thanksgiving Dinner with relatives | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
4081 | Are you ready for the midterms? | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
4082 | OOOPS........WRONG ADDRESS!! | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
4083 | You forgot the rings. | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
4084 | Woohoo! You picked up your clothes out of the bathroom! | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
4085 | Your drug flashback has arrived! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
4086 | A snake? | 1.2000 | 0.03767 | 125 | 101 | 23 | 1 |
4087 | Huzzah,Harold! Emptying the dishwasher this morning without being asked has put you on the top of the good husband list. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
4088 | Why is Congress coming into our living room?? | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
4089 | Circus Performer, Part-Time (Remote) | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
4090 | When Pat came out of the closet, they did it with flair! | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
4091 | Yes, Billy, it's true, the midterms are in two months! | 1.2000 | 0.03683 | 140 | 114 | 24 | 2 |
4092 | Maybe they're going to a MAGA rally, but they don't seem angry enough | 1.2000 | 0.04020 | 100 | 80 | 20 | 0 |
4093 | Covid is over. Get with the program! | 1.2000 | 0.03831 | 110 | 88 | 22 | 0 |
4094 | We'll entertain you while the internet is down! | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
4095 | And you thought we were kidding when we told you we often had a few friends over | 1.2000 | 0.03922 | 105 | 84 | 21 | 0 |
4096 | And I just signed up for the Disney Channel. It's like the time I got my car washed and it rained that afternoon. | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
4097 | Doris, I thought you said your family wasn't coming until next weekend! | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
4098 | Wait, what?! This is 4 Pennsylvania STREET, not Avenue! | 1.2000 | 0.03539 | 150 | 122 | 26 | 2 |
4099 | Possibility: Someone in this group might make an offer on the house. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
4100 | Don't mind us, we love shared workspaces. | 1.2000 | 0.03831 | 110 | 88 | 22 | 0 |
4101 | I guess WQXR is playing Carnival of the Animals again. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
4102 | I figured it's time for some live entertainment | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
4103 | Is it time for political campaigns already? | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
4104 | Who called the circus for a visit? | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
4105 | (no quotation marks) Mildred was trying to relax, but the her living room became two tents. | 1.2000 | 0.03667 | 120 | 96 | 24 | 0 |
4106 | No, we’re the Bellinis. They’re next door. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
4107 | I hope you don't mind, I invited a few of friends from playgroup over for dinner" | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
4108 | Wow, the plumbing company really did send their best team out to fix the faucet. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
4109 | It's noon already? | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
4110 | I said it wasn’t my circus… | 1.2000 | 0.03667 | 120 | 96 | 24 | 0 |
4111 | Hey he has a prop too! The electric book... He's one of us! | 1.1985 | 0.03662 | 131 | 106 | 24 | 1 |
4112 | Why do you look so surprised? You know mid-term season starts right after Labor Day. | 1.1984 | 0.03907 | 126 | 103 | 21 | 2 |
4113 | [me offering the correct pronunciation of the French confection “madeleine”, going on to explain that lovely biscuit’s literary significance, to all those assembled at a Columbus, Ohio Great Clips] | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
4114 | Be calm! Can’t you feel them coming? They’re all up their in their favorite cloud, waiting for the music to start so they can march in and we can get this ritual of Halloween underway. So, let’s go! Chose your costumes! | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
4115 | I know all these folk, but never imagined all their talent...my laptop needs tossing. | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
4116 | go get 'em, Fido | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
4117 | Must have hit ‘Same-Day Revelry’ by mistake… | 1.1982 | 0.04011 | 111 | 90 | 20 | 1 |
4118 | Da, da, dada, da, da, dat da, dada! | 1.1982 | 0.04011 | 111 | 90 | 20 | 1 |
4119 | I heard your mom said " This place is like a three ring circus." | 1.1982 | 0.04011 | 111 | 90 | 20 | 1 |
4120 | Is it sex o'clock already? | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
4121 | Home office with ADHD isn't so easy. | 1.1982 | 0.04011 | 111 | 90 | 20 | 1 |
4122 | See, your life is like a circus | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
4123 | Fat chance getting him off the couch | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
4124 | Forgot to mention, my cousin asked if they could bring their co-workers to dinner. | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
4125 | Breathe, Steve! This is my circus; wait until you get a hold of my monkeys (and vice versa)! | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
4126 | My Covid Zoom group finally decided to meet in person... | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
4127 | We're field testing our tamer lion! You like? " | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
4128 | Well Rudy, I guess the Circus IS back in town | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
4129 | Yes, I got out of bed--so what? | 1.1981 | 0.03890 | 106 | 85 | 21 | 0 |
4130 | The midterms really snuck up on me this year | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
4131 | Now that I have your attention — how was your day? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
4132 | Mr. Bailey, I presume? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
4133 | Have you seen a cat in a pet costume? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
4134 | Thank you for adding your 100th item to 'Subscribe and Save' !! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
4135 | You're barking up the wrong tree. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
4136 | And you thought the cat in the hat was special, see what I can do? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
4137 | Madagascar Just got a whole lot more interesting | 1.1980 | 0.03985 | 101 | 81 | 20 | 0 |
4138 | Just another quiet Sunday at home | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
4139 | She was startled that the next election arrived at her door so soon. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
4140 | Don't just lay there. Get your trombone! | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
4141 | John, would you mind muting yourself? | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
4142 | I've got to remember to ask the city manager to change our street name to something other than Big Top Court! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
4143 | We were out of saints, but we thought you might prefer a circus anyway. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
4144 | Hun, Did you order the home carnival again?” | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
4145 | So what you’re telling me is that this Is my circus and my monkeys? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
4146 | And there’s plenty more where that came from. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
4147 | "Who ordered Fluffy's Traveling Circus on their laptop?" | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
4148 | Don't you just love this year's 6th grade play! | 1.1978 | 0.04199 | 91 | 73 | 18 | 0 |
4149 | Procrastination, just in time! | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
4150 | I thought it would only be a clown show. | 1.1975 | 0.04451 | 81 | 65 | 16 | 0 |
4151 | I don't think they are enjoying work-from-home as much as others | 1.1970 | 0.04087 | 132 | 110 | 18 | 4 |
4152 | '"I told you I'm not crazy about the pop-in." | 1.1970 | 0.03637 | 132 | 107 | 24 | 1 |
4153 | We’re gonna need a bigger litter box | 1.1969 | 0.03879 | 127 | 104 | 21 | 2 |
4154 | I THOUGHT YOU ORDERED BACON AND SAUSAGE WITH EXTRA CHEESE. | 1.1969 | 0.04037 | 127 | 105 | 19 | 3 |
4155 | Boy, this apartment really does come with amenities. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
4156 | sorry about this but so many people have called you a freak that you are legally required to join the circus. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
4157 | Do you need any laundry done? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
4158 | We're celebrating your getting the carpet shampooed. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
4159 | Welcome to the clown show that is our socialist society. | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
4160 | Delivery for Fluffers! | 1.1964 | 0.03979 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
4161 | Wow, Amazon has really invigorated its delivery service! | 1.1964 | 0.03771 | 112 | 90 | 22 | 0 |
4162 | It’s your duty as an upstairs neighbor to host us every few days. | 1.1964 | 0.03771 | 112 | 90 | 22 | 0 |
4163 | We're switching to a hybrid work model. | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
4164 | Working remotely | 1.1964 | 0.03979 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
4165 | Another day, another circus. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
4166 | I miss the big pre-COVID audiences | 1.1963 | 0.03858 | 107 | 86 | 21 | 0 |
4167 | Sorry, the Ringleader couldn't make it. He and the Bearded Lady took a powder. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
4168 | Your order of clown shoes has arrived! | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
4169 | You’re in our house | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
4170 | They outlawed liver | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
4171 | Never mind us, we're not your circus. | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
4172 | They rerouted the parade route. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
4173 | We're cheering up the shut-ins. Today it's your turn. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
4174 | Animal Power is here! | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
4175 | We're just following Waze kid. | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
4176 | Yeah, your right, it is like a circus around here | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
4177 | Someone called and said the cable wasn’t working? | 1.1958 | 0.03748 | 143 | 118 | 22 | 3 |
4178 | If Mohammad won’t come the the mountain | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
4179 | Honey, you really gotta stop bringing your work home with you. | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
4180 | This was a family circle gathering that wound up in my neighbors apartment. | 1.1949 | 0.03855 | 118 | 96 | 21 | 1 |
4181 | Please tell me you brought Tinker Bell ? | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
4182 | DoorDash messed up again. I ordered Ringling Bros., not Big Apple. | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
4183 | You said the cat staying for the summer was a relative; did he say anything about also working remotely during his visit? | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
4184 | Truly a Bear with Flair. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
4185 | Main St was under repair. The Circus parade's alternate route was direct but poorly planned. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
4186 | Martha,I thought we agreed to one work friend? | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
4187 | I thought I'd take some work home with me. Do you mind? | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
4188 | No, you didn’t order the app. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
4189 | I sure hope some of them stay to help clean up! | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
4190 | Aha! I knew I saw the clown walk in here. | 1.1944 | 0.04046 | 108 | 88 | 19 | 1 |
4191 | Yes, my friends lack a certain subtlety | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
4192 | All of us Senators unanimously agreed to convene in your house today. | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
4193 | Hi! Ringling Bros. cancelled all animal acts, so they sent them to you. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
4194 | Whaaa…they’ve crossed the line with use of personal data… | 1.1942 | 0.03917 | 103 | 83 | 20 | 0 |
4195 | Hi Hon! Guess what's come to town!" | 1.1940 | 0.04031 | 134 | 112 | 18 | 4 |
4196 | Apparently they were still unable to hire a replacement of the same caliber as the Human Cannon Ball who retired last year. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
4197 | When you order an xxl tee shirt but describe it as a ‘big top!’ | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
4198 | We were banned from Mulberry Street , so Central Park W seemed like an accepting place for our dated stereotypes. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
4199 | Surprise! A circus in your living room. It won’t be over til the fat lady sings! | 1.1939 | 0.04014 | 98 | 79 | 19 | 0 |
4200 | Either my animal crackers have come to life or I’m drunk. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
4201 | Ive already told you -- your elephant is not in my room. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
4202 | ‘ Covid’....’Big top closed’....’got to work from home’....’knew you’d understand’ ‘Hup- one, two, three, four......’ | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
4203 | The Big Top has come to you! | 1.1939 | 0.04014 | 98 | 79 | 19 | 0 |
4204 | I knew I should've ordered more than one pizza... | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
4205 | I said...I do Not want to donate to your Political Party! | 1.1935 | 0.03913 | 124 | 102 | 20 | 2 |
4206 | Marcie finally answers Jack, who didn’t know she always did come home with a circus behind her. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
4207 | If you're going to keep me locked up in the house all day ... | 1.1933 | 0.04008 | 119 | 98 | 19 | 2 |
4208 | They were out of chips. | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
4209 | What a circus! | 1.1930 | 0.03916 | 114 | 93 | 20 | 1 |
4210 | Dududulladud-im-leaving-you-dududurdur | 1.1930 | 0.03916 | 114 | 93 | 20 | 1 |
4211 | Can everyone see my screen? | 1.1930 | 0.04294 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
4212 | Beth soon realized that Buckyfest was a week earlier than previously thought | 1.1930 | 0.04294 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
4213 | Empty nest shmempty nest! | 1.1930 | 0.03916 | 114 | 93 | 20 | 1 |
4214 | I forgot the beer but I got the nuts | 1.1930 | 0.03916 | 114 | 93 | 20 | 1 |
4215 | I thought I asked the clown to come as well... | 1.1930 | 0.03916 | 114 | 93 | 20 | 1 |
4216 | They said being that I lead the parade, I can work from home. | 1.1927 | 0.04013 | 109 | 89 | 19 | 1 |
4217 | That’s going to be hard to explain to the rest of the conference call. | 1.1927 | 0.03795 | 109 | 88 | 21 | 0 |
4218 | Uh Honey,I thought we cancelled the cable news package? | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
4219 | For Christ’s sake! My cat’s gone mad on amazon deals again!!! | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
4220 | ‘Someone order Uber Beats?’ | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
4221 | Stephen is in the back room, go on in. | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
4222 | It's like domestic tranquility in here! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
4223 | Well, it looks like the neighborhood has finally gone to the dogs.....cats, bears, clowns, turtles, seals, snakes...... | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
4224 | The moment you understand why the cat didn't believe you when you said "It's just a little baby, it's no big deal!" | 1.1923 | 0.04243 | 130 | 110 | 15 | 5 |
4225 | We’re making sure the party never stops! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
4226 | It's your parade! Don't rain on it! | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
4227 | I hope you have your own peanuts. | 1.1923 | 0.03883 | 104 | 84 | 20 | 0 |
4228 | These guys on twitter are real clowns | 1.1923 | 0.03883 | 104 | 84 | 20 | 0 |
4229 | That joke was so funny the entire circus came to hear it. | 1.1920 | 0.03537 | 125 | 101 | 24 | 0 |
4230 | We decided to try surprise House Calls | 1.1920 | 0.04355 | 125 | 106 | 14 | 5 |
4231 | Circus Gigs is the name of my cat... I am not an employment agency! | 1.1919 | 0.03978 | 99 | 80 | 19 | 0 |
4232 | And we'll have fun, fun, fun, now that Daddy took the T-Bird away. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
4233 | Drunk shopping? | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
4234 | Happy birthday! As a human, you really need to live your life like it’s your last. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
4235 | and I complained that my life is boring | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
4236 | I've got enough circus at work to have it at my home | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
4237 | What’s the WiFi password? | 1.1917 | 0.03797 | 120 | 98 | 21 | 1 |
4238 | It’s a real circus out there! | 1.1917 | 0.03977 | 120 | 99 | 19 | 2 |
4239 | When the in-laws come to town unexpectedly and it feels like a circus parade. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
4240 | I thought she meant her relatives. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
4241 | I see you have come to town. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
4242 | Please keep it down, I'm on hold on a very important call. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
4243 | The door was open so we assumed you were born in a tent. | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
4244 | Thanks for coming to the the season finale of The Bachelor. I didn’t think you’d show. | 1.1913 | 0.03684 | 115 | 93 | 22 | 0 |
4245 | Sorry, folks. It's just a termite tent. | 1.1913 | 0.03885 | 115 | 94 | 20 | 1 |
4246 | Hey there! We’re here to vaccinate you against the Omicron variant! | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
4247 | Mom hurry now, the X-president is walking into our house au-natural and he brought along all his friends! | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
4248 | Pinkie finally brings her tenth life out of the closet. | 1.1913 | 0.03684 | 115 | 93 | 22 | 0 |
4249 | You posted on Facebook that your life was a three-ring circus. | 1.1913 | 0.04435 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
4250 | Thanks for letting us relax in your unit! | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
4251 | Is lunch ready? | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
4252 | Finally, you found mom's purse! | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
4253 | His magic cat heard him say “bring the circus to me”. | 1.1910 | 0.04190 | 89 | 72 | 17 | 0 |
4254 | Oh, those are just my roommates, they're influencers. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
4255 | Is this election year.?.I see the clowns are missing? | 1.1905 | 0.03857 | 126 | 104 | 20 | 2 |
4256 | we present to you: 2022's political discourse on primetime | 1.1905 | 0.03689 | 126 | 103 | 22 | 1 |
4257 | Wow, way cool video! | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
4258 | It's your turn to do the dishes. | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
4259 | mom was right i should’ve shut the door | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
4260 | These pandemic era government-funded programs to provide services for people who are self-quarantining may be getting a bit excessive. | 1.1901 | 0.03582 | 121 | 98 | 23 | 0 |
4261 | It Made it! The Little Engine that Could! | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
4262 | We're all stars now, in the dope show. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
4263 | When I said my life is like a three-ring circus, I didn't mean literally. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
4264 | Our trailers are parked on the other side of your house - and it’s raining. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
4265 | This is a TENEMENT, not a 'tent-i-ment!' | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
4266 | You must have chosen the latest 8DX option on your cable package. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
4267 | Top row, left to right: Johnson, Luss, Merkle, Putin, Trump( crawling) and Biden on drums | 1.1900 | 0.03943 | 100 | 81 | 19 | 0 |
4268 | COMING THRU, COMING THRU! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
4269 | Life is a carnival, two bits a shot" The Ban | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
4270 | It was so much easier as a kid to just play “tail on the donkey “. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
4271 | Homie, wherever you are is where it's at! | 1.1897 | 0.04226 | 116 | 97 | 16 | 3 |
4272 | Wait, Mardi gras is real? | 1.1897 | 0.04045 | 116 | 96 | 18 | 2 |
4273 | - I’m sure it said “on line” tickets | 1.1897 | 0.03855 | 116 | 95 | 20 | 1 |
4274 | I am sure I did not check the circus performer friendly box! | 1.1897 | 0.03656 | 116 | 94 | 22 | 0 |
4275 | All in a day's work! | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
4276 | Here comes the Republican Bros. Circus | 1.1895 | 0.04042 | 95 | 77 | 18 | 0 |
4277 | Hi, my name is Elder Bozo, can you spare a moment of your time ? | 1.1895 | 0.04042 | 95 | 77 | 18 | 0 |
4278 | Honey, your family is early for the dinner! | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
4279 | whos circus is this | 1.1892 | 0.04150 | 111 | 92 | 17 | 2 |
4280 | Where is the pause button? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
4281 | Congratulations! Your wish is granted. You are now the one and only Barista without a College Degree | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
4282 | We knew you were nervous when you googled the circus | 1.1887 | 0.04047 | 106 | 87 | 18 | 1 |
4283 | I gotta move out of my parents house | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
4284 | Thanks for ordering from Barnum & Bailey—the link right above BnB. | 1.1885 | 0.03918 | 122 | 101 | 19 | 2 |
4285 | DoorDash is sure outfrilling Uber eh! | 1.1885 | 0.04088 | 122 | 102 | 17 | 3 |
4286 | OK — you win — I’ll be the dog-faced boy again but this is the last time. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
4287 | Honey, you didn't tell me that Congress was coming for dinner. | 1.1881 | 0.03908 | 101 | 82 | 19 | 0 |
4288 | Just our way of welcoming you to our no covenants apartment building! | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
4289 | Andy suddenly realized how horrific it could be for a bear | 1.1881 | 0.03908 | 101 | 82 | 19 | 0 |
4290 | Childlike Choas | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
4291 | As punishment for your terrible crime, a circus was drawn here for quartering. | 1.1881 | 0.03908 | 101 | 82 | 19 | 0 |
4292 | I wasn’t kidding when I said my life was a circus | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
4293 | Oh, you said come by “circa” 7? | 1.1880 | 0.03826 | 117 | 96 | 20 | 1 |
4294 | Putin's here for the referendum! Hooray! | 1.1880 | 0.04014 | 117 | 97 | 18 | 2 |
4295 | You told me not to bring my work home so I picked someone else’s. | 1.1880 | 0.04014 | 117 | 97 | 18 | 2 |
4296 | It's how I get my kicks. | 1.1880 | 0.04014 | 117 | 97 | 18 | 2 |
4297 | Do any of you know how to do Uber Eats? | 1.1880 | 0.03564 | 133 | 109 | 23 | 1 |
4298 | STAR WARS BAR AVATARS? ALSO 'PARROT HEAD', "WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK AND 'SCREW' | 1.1875 | 0.04116 | 112 | 93 | 17 | 2 |
4299 | Did the Bills win? | 1.1875 | 0.03916 | 112 | 92 | 19 | 1 |
4300 | Elwood would be even more surprised to learn it was his cat that slipped the mushrooms into his coffee. | 1.1875 | 0.04116 | 112 | 93 | 17 | 2 |
4301 | Can you point us to where we can find a really big tent? | 1.1875 | 0.04260 | 128 | 109 | 14 | 5 |
4302 | The is the greatest...inconvenience. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
4303 | I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer | 1.1875 | 0.03705 | 112 | 91 | 21 | 0 |
4304 | I’ve asked you not to bring your work home with you. | 1.1875 | 0.04307 | 112 | 94 | 15 | 3 |
4305 | A top hat,really?? | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
4306 | Alright, babe, since it’s my birthday, we’re gonna fuck this entire circus. | 1.1869 | 0.03786 | 107 | 87 | 20 | 0 |
4307 | I thought I was buying a painting! | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
4308 | It’s too early for Thanksgiving | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
4309 | These emoji show him you're happy he's found his litter box. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
4310 | Oh my goodness, is it Thanksgiving already? | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
4311 | Tell your ringmaster that I revoked my employment application and nothing you do will change my mind. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
4312 | Honey, I'm home! Break out the cotton candy. | 1.1864 | 0.03796 | 118 | 97 | 20 | 1 |
4313 | The town didn't want us | 1.1864 | 0.03601 | 118 | 96 | 22 | 0 |
4314 | I hope it’s okay that I brought some work home with me. | 1.1864 | 0.03796 | 118 | 97 | 20 | 1 |
4315 | Sorry….wrong house…..not my monkeys, not my circus” | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
4316 | I really wish Susan's love language wasn't a circus. | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
4317 | The Day Compulsory Fun Became Mandatory | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
4318 | Rodney! Congratulations on being the one hundred millionth streamer! | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
4319 | ...and straight..straight... | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
4320 | You left the door open. What did you expect? | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
4321 | I heard the circus was in town, but this gives remote work a whole new meaning. | 1.1863 | 0.03874 | 102 | 83 | 19 | 0 |
4322 | The APA recently announced that "morbid introspection" can now be effectively treated. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
4323 | These deliveries have become quite the circus. | 1.1860 | 0.03611 | 129 | 106 | 22 | 1 |
4324 | Not the thank you gift he expected for his donation to the classical music station | 1.1858 | 0.04083 | 113 | 94 | 17 | 2 |
4325 | Do you want my cat? | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
4326 | Did somebody order CNN home delivery? | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
4327 | What you can get when you leave your door open! | 1.1856 | 0.03968 | 97 | 79 | 18 | 0 |
4328 | Am i missing out on the inevitable circus of life or is the circus of life missing out on my bewildering act? | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
4329 | When I said "byob", I mean bottle, not buffoonery! | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
4330 | TikTok is really getting better. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
4331 | Dot, dot, dah-dah; dah-dah; dot, dot, dah, dah!” “Dot, dot, dah-dah; dah-dah; dot, dot dah, dah! | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
4332 | I thought the block party was next week end? | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
4333 | Scotty's dad was wrong when he told a colleague at work, "not my circus; not my monkeys". | 1.1849 | 0.03574 | 119 | 97 | 22 | 0 |
4334 | When it IS “my circus and my monkeys” | 1.1849 | 0.03768 | 119 | 98 | 20 | 1 |
4335 | Vote for Trump 2024!! | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
4336 | I'm optimistic for the Midterms! | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
4337 | Honey. It’s that “King of Hearts” gang. | 1.1845 | 0.03840 | 103 | 84 | 19 | 0 |
4338 | Wait, I wanted the zoo party! | 1.1842 | 0.03854 | 114 | 94 | 19 | 1 |
4339 | I think I'm a daddy. | 1.1842 | 0.04238 | 114 | 96 | 15 | 3 |
4340 | You've won the CAT PUBLISHER'S CLEARINGHOUSE GRAND PRIZE! | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
4341 | Wow, I really think it was worth the extra $ to upgrade my ticket purchase to e-delivery! | 1.1837 | 0.03932 | 98 | 80 | 18 | 0 |
4342 | PAC's, it's cheaper by the dozen. | 1.1837 | 0.04191 | 98 | 81 | 16 | 1 |
4343 | Honey, I think the kids are home. | 1.1837 | 0.04191 | 98 | 81 | 16 | 1 |
4344 | Are you enjoying your new 8k HDTV? | 1.1835 | 0.04156 | 109 | 91 | 16 | 2 |
4345 | You know the song. You had your pie and now comes the parade passing by. | 1.1835 | 0.03946 | 109 | 90 | 18 | 1 |
4346 | Aren't there supposed to be some dinosaurs patrolling here? | 1.1835 | 0.03946 | 109 | 90 | 18 | 1 |
4347 | So that was the ringmaster ringing. | 1.1835 | 0.03725 | 109 | 89 | 20 | 0 |
4348 | School’s in, football’s back, and your mother’s in Boca. | 1.1835 | 0.03946 | 109 | 90 | 18 | 1 |
4349 | Now will you notice that I got my hair cut yesterday? | 1.1835 | 0.03946 | 109 | 90 | 18 | 1 |
4350 | Why are you surprised? Life is the greatest show. | 1.1833 | 0.04264 | 120 | 102 | 14 | 4 |
4351 | No sleep tonight! | 1.1833 | 0.03922 | 120 | 100 | 18 | 2 |
4352 | Oh, great, the post-pandemic circus is back in town. | 1.1833 | 0.03739 | 120 | 99 | 20 | 1 |
4353 | Our tent ripped, so we need your living room for a week or two...where are your bleachers? | 1.1832 | 0.03877 | 131 | 110 | 18 | 3 |
4354 | Brought your circus, got your monkeys! | 1.1828 | 0.04030 | 93 | 76 | 17 | 0 |
4355 | Damn it all but the circus. | 1.1828 | 0.04030 | 93 | 76 | 17 | 0 |
4356 | Now that work-from-home is ending, we're here to get you ready for the office. | 1.1827 | 0.03807 | 104 | 85 | 19 | 0 |
4357 | What is Burning Man like? | 1.1827 | 0.03807 | 104 | 85 | 19 | 0 |
4358 | […me offering the correct pronunciation of the French confection “madeleine”, and going on to explain that delightful cookie’s literary significance, to all those assembled at a Columbus, Ohio Great Clips…] | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
4359 | So you think this makes up for your eating Figaro? | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
4360 | This is a B | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
4361 | Metaverse search for “three ring” instead of “three rings” | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
4362 | The salesperson was right. The new 13.1 surround sound literally brings the band right into your living room. | 1.1827 | 0.03807 | 104 | 85 | 19 | 0 |
4363 | A Ring of Power right in our living room | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
4364 | Your door was ajar, so we thought it would be okay. | 1.1826 | 0.03823 | 115 | 95 | 19 | 1 |
4365 | You got my tweet wrong, I wanted to visit you. | 1.1826 | 0.03823 | 115 | 95 | 19 | 1 |
4366 | Where are your parents? It's a school night! | 1.1826 | 0.04018 | 115 | 96 | 17 | 2 |
4367 | Bright? Yes. Light…not so much. | 1.1826 | 0.04381 | 115 | 98 | 13 | 4 |
4368 | This cat needs to chill out. | 1.1818 | 0.04232 | 121 | 103 | 14 | 4 |
4369 | Don't mind us...just passin' through the hood... | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
4370 | The gangs all here! | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
4371 | Don't keep the circus inside you! Come join us! | 1.1818 | 0.03896 | 99 | 81 | 18 | 0 |
4372 | Oh yeah. Now I remember: the circus is coming to town. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
4373 | I should have never bought that monkey. | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
4374 | Stay very, very still, Walter. | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
4375 | It’s raining out there, and we got the memo. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
4376 | And you were waiting for the pandemic restrictions to end???? | 1.1811 | 0.03778 | 127 | 106 | 19 | 2 |
4377 | .....and this is the living space. Needs some work, but the low price leaves some room in your budget. | 1.1810 | 0.03591 | 116 | 95 | 21 | 0 |
4378 | Hurray! Company at last! (Do they have Covid?) | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
4379 | So you really can order anything online... Uh oh, Mom is going to be So mad. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
4380 | I hate it when candidates come door-knocking | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
4381 | Mr. Whiskers, I thought we agreed on a SMALL gotcha day celebration. | 1.1810 | 0.03775 | 105 | 86 | 19 | 0 |
4382 | Oh, boy! I thought my invitation was virtual! | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
4383 | Sorry, but yes we ARE your circus! | 1.1810 | 0.04645 | 105 | 90 | 11 | 4 |
4384 | Finally, some recognition for my clever tweets. | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
4385 | Climbing on the back of the sofa is not enough to impress the Ringling Bros. Circus, Kitty. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
4386 | If you surround yourself with clowns, Kitty, don’t be surprised when your life resembles a circus. | 1.1809 | 0.03991 | 94 | 77 | 17 | 0 |
4387 | We're here because you said, "Gawd I hate the cartoon Family Circus." | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
4388 | Our flight was late from Palm Beach and these folks asked if we could put them up for a spell. | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
4389 | As your loyal cat, I must counsel you to NEVER watch more than one episode of The Sandman at a time. | 1.1802 | 0.04087 | 111 | 93 | 16 | 2 |
4390 | Hope it's okay I brought my work home with me. | 1.1802 | 0.03665 | 111 | 91 | 20 | 0 |
4391 | Lockdown is over | 1.1802 | 0.03882 | 111 | 92 | 18 | 1 |
4392 | And you get extra duck sauce. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
4393 | Work while others circus around,and you will live what others dream. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
4394 | Bill had forgotten that the in-laws were coming. | 1.1800 | 0.04115 | 100 | 83 | 16 | 1 |
4395 | Seven years of medical school for this?" thought Dr. Bear MD as he ambled into the room. Though she was gone, his mother's last words still echoed in his head, "Where did I go wrong with you? Why didn't you study dentistry like your brother? | 1.1800 | 0.04115 | 100 | 83 | 16 | 1 |
4396 | Dear, do we have any snacks? | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
4397 | Bob cleaned the litter box. | 1.1800 | 0.04115 | 100 | 83 | 16 | 1 |
4398 | I said I wanted Circus Animal "Cookies"... | 1.1800 | 0.04115 | 100 | 83 | 16 | 1 |
4399 | We’ll need more bread. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
4400 | The day the circus came to town. | 1.1795 | 0.03955 | 117 | 98 | 17 | 2 |
4401 | The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not. | 1.1795 | 0.03563 | 117 | 96 | 21 | 0 |
4402 | Could you keep it down? I was watching someone pose on TikTok. | 1.1795 | 0.04137 | 117 | 99 | 15 | 3 |
4403 | What kind of a clown put a thoroughfare through my living room? | 1.1795 | 0.03955 | 117 | 98 | 17 | 2 |
4404 | Since they canceled the elephant, these political lit drops are getting frightening. | 1.1795 | 0.03563 | 117 | 96 | 21 | 0 |
4405 | If confetti came to life. | 1.1792 | 0.03743 | 106 | 87 | 19 | 0 |
4406 | Geez Sam, Uber XL is really fast! | 1.1792 | 0.03976 | 106 | 88 | 17 | 1 |
4407 | Presenting the psilocybin parade! | 1.1792 | 0.04196 | 106 | 89 | 15 | 2 |
4408 | That’s the last time I tell Ticketmaster ‘Party for one’! | 1.1789 | 0.03954 | 95 | 78 | 17 | 0 |
4409 | ' Bring in the clowns. Where are the clowns?' " said the Clown. | 1.1789 | 0.03954 | 95 | 78 | 17 | 0 |
4410 | And I thought nobody cared. | 1.1789 | 0.03954 | 95 | 78 | 17 | 0 |
4411 | It must be an election coming soon | 1.1789 | 0.03657 | 123 | 102 | 20 | 1 |
4412 | Hi Chuck...remember when I ran off to join the circus... | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
4413 | Stephen Sondheim hearing Judy Collins singing his song | 1.1786 | 0.03635 | 112 | 92 | 20 | 0 |
4414 | I want this to be a real circus for you! | 1.1786 | 0.03850 | 112 | 93 | 18 | 1 |
4415 | The circus came in today to cheer me up. What a nice jester. | 1.1786 | 0.03850 | 112 | 93 | 18 | 1 |
4416 | I have to say juggling working at home and family is not easy. | 1.1786 | 0.04054 | 112 | 94 | 16 | 2 |
4417 | My open door policy paid off... Front row!" | 1.1786 | 0.03850 | 112 | 93 | 18 | 1 |
4418 | Additional recommendations similar to the show you went to last night. | 1.1782 | 0.04313 | 101 | 85 | 14 | 2 |
4419 | Captain Showtime's Cirque de Whiz Bang Review audition has arrived. Ummm . . . you are Captain Showtime, right? | 1.1782 | 0.04313 | 101 | 85 | 14 | 2 |
4420 | I guess this is my circus,and those must be my monkeys,too! | 1.1782 | 0.04077 | 101 | 84 | 16 | 1 |
4421 | The Ringling Performance Collective presents: "Breaking & CenterRing." | 1.1782 | 0.03827 | 101 | 83 | 18 | 0 |
4422 | That’s what happens when you buy on the circus path | 1.1782 | 0.04077 | 101 | 84 | 16 | 1 |
4423 | It's my innovative process. | 1.1780 | 0.03735 | 118 | 98 | 19 | 1 |
4424 | Has the rain begun?" | 1.1780 | 0.04278 | 118 | 101 | 13 | 4 |
4425 | In case you haven’t heard‼️ You can come back to work now…✅ | 1.1780 | 0.03924 | 118 | 99 | 17 | 2 |
4426 | No no no... I ordered a pair-aide. | 1.1776 | 0.03942 | 107 | 89 | 17 | 1 |
4427 | We ran out of bread. | 1.1776 | 0.03712 | 107 | 88 | 19 | 0 |
4428 | I guess the circus is in town, up close, and personal | 1.1776 | 0.03942 | 107 | 89 | 17 | 1 |
4429 | Honey, I hope we are not annoying you during your business call! | 1.1776 | 0.04160 | 107 | 90 | 15 | 2 |
4430 | Looking for Rockstars! Remote Position benefits include: Flexible schedule, PTO, and monthly in home “please accept this in leu of being paid a living wage as compared to the rate of inflation” traveling circus! | 1.1774 | 0.04136 | 124 | 106 | 14 | 4 |
4431 | Just another ordinary day at my house | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
4432 | I heard that a circus was coming to town but I don't remember requesting that they come here to visit us! | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
4433 | I just wanted a quiet afternoon of reading. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
4434 | Your Uber parade float has arrived! | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
4435 | And for our next act, please ladies and gentlemen give a round of applause for yoooooour baack to schooool to doooo liiiiist!” 🤡 | 1.1770 | 0.03819 | 113 | 94 | 18 | 1 |
4436 | We heard that you have two and a half baths! Two, three, four . . . | 1.1765 | 0.03707 | 119 | 99 | 19 | 1 |
4437 | Ringmaster Karl said I can work from home. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
4438 | Don't you love a parade! | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
4439 | Life is a cabaret, but not for you. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
4440 | I hope your car isn’t double-parked.” | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
4441 | The beauty parlor was full of sailors; so, I took advantage of the fact that the circus was in town. | 1.1760 | 0.03778 | 125 | 105 | 18 | 2 |
4442 | Progressive? | 1.1759 | 0.03909 | 108 | 90 | 17 | 1 |
4443 | I can hardly wait for election day. | 1.1759 | 0.03909 | 108 | 90 | 17 | 1 |
4444 | The Circus of Life! | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
4445 | Boot scootin’ boogie | 1.1754 | 0.04178 | 114 | 97 | 14 | 3 |
4446 | Why I let the parade pass me by! | 1.1754 | 0.03789 | 114 | 95 | 18 | 1 |
4447 | Could’ve sworn this was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
4448 | Every street is closed. | 1.1753 | 0.03880 | 97 | 80 | 17 | 0 |
4449 | Did you call Uber service? | 1.1753 | 0.03880 | 97 | 80 | 17 | 0 |
4450 | Sorry Kitty, you know its always a Circus when family visits. Almost over, see, here comes the last act, 'the Human Cannon Ball, that's Uncle Jed ! | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
4451 | Put down the news, we’ve got the real circus right here! | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
4452 | It’s nice but I still think an alarm clock is better. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
4453 | You signed up to provide housing for a couple of refugees? | 1.1748 | 0.04005 | 103 | 86 | 16 | 1 |
4454 | What fresh hell is this?! | 1.1748 | 0.03760 | 103 | 85 | 18 | 0 |
4455 | I think I see why the Grinch disliked them. | 1.1748 | 0.04005 | 103 | 86 | 16 | 1 |
4456 | The Circus - without the Elephants - tries harder. | 1.1748 | 0.04236 | 103 | 87 | 14 | 2 |
4457 | I know I was looking at circus on instagram , but this is alarming | 1.1748 | 0.04005 | 103 | 86 | 16 | 1 |
4458 | Autumn comes to New Hampshire. | 1.1746 | 0.03751 | 126 | 106 | 18 | 2 |
4459 | Mid-term primaries, that’s what! | 1.1743 | 0.04090 | 109 | 92 | 15 | 2 |
4460 | After I "After I just said bring me a balloon. | 1.1743 | 0.03651 | 109 | 90 | 19 | 0 |
4461 | Who invited the circuits to my living room? | 1.1743 | 0.03651 | 109 | 90 | 19 | 0 |
4462 | ...and YOU'RE our roustabout!! Tent in the backyard, pronto, pronto!!!! | 1.1743 | 0.03876 | 109 | 91 | 17 | 1 |
4463 | You wouldn't come to the circus, so I got the circus to come to you | 1.1739 | 0.03956 | 115 | 97 | 16 | 2 |
4464 | I was chewing over what you said about working from home, and, you know? It made a bunch of sense! | 1.1739 | 0.03759 | 115 | 96 | 18 | 1 |
4465 | Can we count on your vote in November? | 1.1739 | 0.03973 | 92 | 76 | 16 | 0 |
4466 | Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. | 1.1735 | 0.03845 | 98 | 81 | 17 | 0 |
4467 | THANK YOU! You ate that third gummy and set us free! | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
4468 | The Homies are here, "WE HERE FOOL!" | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
4469 | Looks like there's a circus in town...but now it's mostly my house! | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
4470 | No, I ordered a dozen parathas. | 1.1731 | 0.03728 | 104 | 86 | 18 | 0 |
4471 | Silly me. And here I thought our life together was entertaining enough for you. | 1.1731 | 0.03970 | 104 | 87 | 16 | 1 |
4472 | Just once I’d like to come home without being inundated by runaways. | 1.1728 | 0.04227 | 81 | 67 | 14 | 0 |
4473 | I said you could invite your friends over not the whole circus! | 1.1727 | 0.03621 | 110 | 91 | 19 | 0 |
4474 | I really don't need to say anything. These cartoon drawings are funny enough. | 1.1727 | 0.04256 | 110 | 94 | 13 | 3 |
4475 | Whow! Watching things on YouTube makes everything look so real! | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
4476 | I thought we agreed you wouldn't take your work home with you anymore. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
4477 | Better than 8K television…. 22K makes it seem like the circus is live in your living room….. But hurry - the sale ends soon!” | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
4478 | You should see my face when you bring friends from work | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
4479 | Look honey, you know that noise you heard in the closet? It was a circus! | 1.1714 | 0.04376 | 105 | 90 | 12 | 3 |
4480 | Last year you forgot my birthday." | 1.1714 | 0.04162 | 105 | 89 | 14 | 2 |
4481 | Looks like summer vacation is over! | 1.1714 | 0.03696 | 105 | 87 | 18 | 0 |
4482 | When bears come out of the closet. | 1.1714 | 0.04376 | 105 | 90 | 12 | 3 |
4483 | Geez! March 13th already? And me without an open umbrella! | 1.1714 | 0.03696 | 105 | 87 | 18 | 0 |
4484 | If a cannon rolls in we are out! | 1.1714 | 0.03696 | 105 | 87 | 18 | 0 |
4485 | Brought your friends home again, I see. | 1.1714 | 0.04162 | 105 | 89 | 14 | 2 |
4486 | I know I told you to get creative with new client acquisitions ideas, but have you seen this bill for animal feces cleanup? I thought we had landed on a single therapy dog. Am I reading this line correctly - “circus animals”? | 1.1714 | 0.04581 | 105 | 91 | 10 | 4 |
4487 | You call this barely a mess?! | 1.1712 | 0.03813 | 111 | 93 | 17 | 1 |
4488 | You ordered a three-ring doorbell? | 1.1712 | 0.03813 | 111 | 93 | 17 | 1 |
4489 | Ed really hated it when his cat invited her friends over. | 1.1712 | 0.03813 | 111 | 93 | 17 | 1 |
4490 | Is it the weekend already? | 1.1712 | 0.04022 | 111 | 94 | 15 | 2 |
4491 | Whiskers, I may have ordered the wrong thing from amazon... | 1.1712 | 0.04220 | 111 | 95 | 13 | 3 |
4492 | Strange days have found us. | 1.1709 | 0.03700 | 117 | 98 | 18 | 1 |
4493 | When they asked if I would share the Airbnb I had no idea it they meant the Aerial troop from Barnum and Bailey! | 1.1709 | 0.03894 | 117 | 99 | 16 | 2 |
4494 | Hi, Honey! Don't you just love a parade?! It was so hot on the street, so I invited them up here! | 1.1705 | 0.04031 | 88 | 73 | 15 | 0 |
4495 | Cleo, I think tonight’s the night | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
4496 | I’d rather have the traveling circus next door than listen to another semester of hot cross buns. | 1.1702 | 0.03897 | 94 | 78 | 16 | 0 |
4497 | chaos in creation | 1.1700 | 0.03775 | 100 | 83 | 17 | 0 |
4498 | I took over from Hugh Jackman. | 1.1698 | 0.03664 | 106 | 88 | 18 | 0 |
4499 | I might have bought the tickets FOR the circus instead of tickets TO the circus.... | 1.1698 | 0.03664 | 106 | 88 | 18 | 0 |
4500 | Delivery for Grumpy Dave from Louise: we sure could use an IT guy with juggling skills; apply at www.midlife-circus-why-not?.or | 1.1698 | 0.03902 | 106 | 89 | 16 | 1 |
4501 | Papa Bear, Baby Bear, and Goldilocks are staying at the Capitol. | 1.1698 | 0.04126 | 106 | 90 | 14 | 2 |
4502 | We heard you have a cat. | 1.1696 | 0.03988 | 112 | 95 | 15 | 2 |
4503 | When the parade passes by, I’ll get my gun, think of a pun. | 1.1696 | 0.03988 | 112 | 95 | 15 | 2 |
4504 | when i said you could sleep on my couch “whenever” i didn’t really mean it | 1.1696 | 0.03781 | 112 | 94 | 17 | 1 |
4505 | The second line has arrived! | 1.1695 | 0.03469 | 118 | 98 | 20 | 0 |
4506 | Hey Ralph, it's September once agai | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
4507 | Oh no, the midterms are coming! | 1.1683 | 0.03741 | 101 | 84 | 17 | 0 |
4508 | Jumping Jack Flash,The Circus Is Back In Town! | 1.1683 | 0.03997 | 101 | 85 | 15 | 1 |
4509 | ‘i thought we said no family reunion this year.’ @callahandalyjudge | 1.1683 | 0.04238 | 101 | 86 | 13 | 2 |
4510 | Phase 2 will be accessories and slacks. | 1.1682 | 0.04090 | 107 | 91 | 14 | 2 |
4511 | Covid can't stop the party! | 1.1682 | 0.03633 | 107 | 89 | 18 | 0 |
4512 | How come that freaking cat get's a ballon? Stop your whining cry kitten. | 1.1681 | 0.04151 | 113 | 97 | 13 | 3 |
4513 | Shut the door before he comes in! I have a fear of clowns. | 1.1667 | 0.03708 | 102 | 85 | 17 | 0 |
4514 | But we don't live in a town | 1.1667 | 0.04604 | 96 | 83 | 10 | 3 |
4515 | They said that TV would be just having a circus in your living room. This was the next step. | 1.1667 | 0.03708 | 102 | 85 | 17 | 0 |
4516 | How about you empty the dishwasher with all the fanfare? | 1.1667 | 0.03835 | 108 | 91 | 16 | 1 |
4517 | You said you wanted a second cat. | 1.1667 | 0.03708 | 102 | 85 | 17 | 0 |
4518 | Shut the door! | 1.1667 | 0.04055 | 108 | 92 | 14 | 2 |
4519 | It's your circus. | 1.1667 | 0.03721 | 114 | 96 | 17 | 1 |
4520 | I’ve been asking for a sign. | 1.1667 | 0.04199 | 102 | 87 | 13 | 2 |
4521 | no,no, I didn't say get your schtick together! | 1.1667 | 0.03721 | 114 | 96 | 17 | 1 |
4522 | We would like to talk to you about the elephant that isn't in the the room. | 1.1667 | 0.03950 | 90 | 75 | 15 | 0 |
4523 | The Day the Circus Came to Townhome | 1.1667 | 0.03506 | 114 | 95 | 19 | 0 |
4524 | Make way. Your deluxe pizza with extra acrobats and a large Momma bear has arrived! | 1.1667 | 0.03961 | 102 | 86 | 15 | 1 |
4525 | When the Sunday scaries come a-knockin | 1.1667 | 0.03961 | 102 | 86 | 15 | 1 |
4526 | 'Uhg...the guilt of having fun weekend activities with other people entered again.' | 1.1667 | 0.03506 | 114 | 95 | 19 | 0 |
4527 | please all you clowns, I’m memorizing nuclear codes” | 1.1667 | 0.03961 | 102 | 86 | 15 | 1 |
4528 | This is all amazing, but I can't believe we still had to bring our own towels. | 1.1653 | 0.03588 | 121 | 102 | 18 | 1 |
4529 | They were out of Funyuns. | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
4530 | Post Trump, doubled, redoubled. | 1.1651 | 0.04020 | 109 | 93 | 14 | 2 |
4531 | Is this some kind of fucking joke? | 1.1651 | 0.03803 | 109 | 92 | 16 | 1 |
4532 | Here comes Charlie . . . | 1.1651 | 0.03573 | 109 | 91 | 18 | 0 |
4533 | Did you know that 28% of Wordle players who always start with the same word choose "adieu?" | 1.1650 | 0.03926 | 103 | 87 | 15 | 1 |
4534 | Ben has a suprise visit from his wife's family since they have a/c. | 1.1650 | 0.03926 | 103 | 87 | 15 | 1 |
4535 | She said me "you're not a clown, you're the whole circus," so I figured I better step it up | 1.1650 | 0.03676 | 103 | 86 | 17 | 0 |
4536 | Hey Hrahn Time to entertain an incredibly special person - on an incredibly special day, while we remember what you do not remember doing years ago. UUMM! | 1.1649 | 0.03788 | 97 | 81 | 16 | 0 |
4537 | dreaming crazy again | 1.1649 | 0.03788 | 97 | 81 | 16 | 0 |
4538 | Hey, Arnie, I just landed a new Ringmaster gig so I'll be out on the road for the next six months. You'll need to forward my favorite foods. Oh, and Jack, I'm gonna need my "Pied Piper" outfit cleaned and pressed ASAP. These bows don't cut it. | 1.1649 | 0.04318 | 97 | 83 | 12 | 2 |
4539 | Don't scroll away! | 1.1649 | 0.04061 | 97 | 82 | 14 | 1 |
4540 | circus coming to town? maybe it's too hot outside for a parade | 1.1648 | 0.04212 | 91 | 77 | 13 | 1 |
4541 | Did you happen to see 76 trombones pass this way? | 1.1648 | 0.03911 | 91 | 76 | 15 | 0 |
4542 | And now for something completely different Debi Goodwin Niagara-on-the-Lake Ontario, Canada debigoowin1@gmail.com | 1.1648 | 0.04212 | 91 | 77 | 13 | 1 |
4543 | The moment virtual became real. | 1.1647 | 0.04047 | 85 | 71 | 14 | 0 |
4544 | Actually, you’re not the first person to order GrubHullabaloo by mistake. | 1.1636 | 0.03543 | 110 | 92 | 18 | 0 |
4545 | Hey Ho the circus is here, let the good times begin! | 1.1635 | 0.03644 | 104 | 87 | 17 | 0 |
4546 | I thought this job is telecommute | 1.1635 | 0.03891 | 104 | 88 | 15 | 1 |
4547 | No, Felix, that is not Mr. Orange. | 1.1633 | 0.03753 | 98 | 82 | 16 | 0 |
4548 | Toby the Turtle avoids the awkwardness of running into his ex, Karla Kitty-cat, and splits! | 1.1628 | 0.04332 | 86 | 73 | 12 | 1 |
4549 | Who is missing? | 1.1624 | 0.03633 | 117 | 99 | 17 | 1 |
4550 | My life | 1.1620 | 0.03260 | 142 | 120 | 21 | 1 |
4551 | In conclusion, you should vote for our side. | 1.1616 | 0.03718 | 99 | 83 | 16 | 0 |
4552 | Our new Room Service chief is P.T. Barnum! Your lunch is coming! | 1.1616 | 0.04237 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
4553 | I guess it was “CIRCUS” Delivery, not Circus “DELIVERY”… | 1.1613 | 0.04402 | 93 | 80 | 11 | 2 |
4554 | Not my monkeys… | 1.1613 | 0.03691 | 124 | 106 | 16 | 2 |
4555 | Is it me or the media looks like a circus now | 1.1609 | 0.04588 | 87 | 75 | 10 | 2 |
4556 | Trixie didn’t like it when her mouse offering was rejected. | 1.1609 | 0.03962 | 87 | 73 | 14 | 0 |
4557 | We’re going to the zoo, zoo, zoo, how about you, you, you? | 1.1607 | 0.03710 | 112 | 95 | 16 | 1 |
4558 | Election years have gone over the top. | 1.1604 | 0.04052 | 106 | 91 | 13 | 2 |
4559 | It’s another Twitter metaphor. | 1.1604 | 0.04052 | 106 | 91 | 13 | 2 |
4560 | Looks like we don't have to run away this time! | 1.1600 | 0.03685 | 100 | 84 | 16 | 0 |
4561 | I always wondered who was "SmokeyBear's" partner! | 1.1600 | 0.03949 | 100 | 85 | 14 | 1 |
4562 | Oo, I hope they don't pick me... | 1.1600 | 0.03685 | 100 | 84 | 16 | 0 |
4563 | Mom, Dad, I swear. All I did was searching online for 'democracy'. | 1.1600 | 0.04197 | 100 | 86 | 12 | 2 |
4564 | Wait! I said Not my monkeys,not my circus! | 1.1596 | 0.03797 | 94 | 79 | 15 | 0 |
4565 | Here comes Trumps house to house fund raising advance team. | 1.1589 | 0.03551 | 107 | 90 | 17 | 0 |
4566 | Look, it was either this or renewing our Spotify Premium | 1.1585 | 0.04058 | 82 | 69 | 13 | 0 |
4567 | You mean you wanted a three-SOME? | 1.1584 | 0.03651 | 101 | 85 | 16 | 0 |
4568 | Calder was supposed to wire all of them together and to the ceiling! Robert Jablon / rcjablon@aol.com / 202-333-5332 | 1.1584 | 0.04158 | 101 | 87 | 12 | 2 |
4569 | Who wants to see Big fish in augmented reality? | 1.1579 | 0.04048 | 95 | 81 | 13 | 1 |
4570 | I guess this is what they meant " you life will be entertain" when I moved in. | 1.1579 | 0.04048 | 95 | 81 | 13 | 1 |
4571 | Send in the clowns, et. al. | 1.1579 | 0.03761 | 95 | 80 | 15 | 0 |
4572 | When I typed “love”, I didn’t mean literally! Jody Kinsey Toronto, ON | 1.1579 | 0.04048 | 95 | 81 | 13 | 1 |
4573 | Congratulations and welcome to the ten millionth click carnival” | 1.1569 | 0.03878 | 102 | 87 | 14 | 1 |
4574 | Oh, and you think politics is a circus | 1.1569 | 0.03878 | 102 | 87 | 14 | 1 |
4575 | Is the Big Top leaking again? | 1.1567 | 0.03798 | 134 | 117 | 13 | 4 |
4576 | No more clowning around with NY real estate prices. It’s cheaper to bring the circus to you!” 🤡 🎪 💰 @lizadonnelly @newyorkercartoon | 1.1565 | 0.03620 | 115 | 98 | 16 | 1 |
4577 | Blistering barnacles! Just look at its supporters! Unbearable! | 1.1562 | 0.04009 | 96 | 82 | 13 | 1 |
4578 | Simon says "Happy Birthday" | 1.1553 | 0.04083 | 103 | 89 | 12 | 2 |
4579 | We"re here to help you overcome your fear of clowns. | 1.1553 | 0.04083 | 103 | 89 | 12 | 2 |
4580 | Why,yes! My life has been like a circus. Did my phycologist send you?" | 1.1553 | 0.03843 | 103 | 88 | 14 | 1 |
4581 | Daunting was the day Henry realized he not only wasn't the life of the party, but likely would never be the life of the party. | 1.1548 | 0.04316 | 84 | 72 | 11 | 1 |
4582 | And Bobby thought living at home was a circus. | 1.1548 | 0.04316 | 84 | 72 | 11 | 1 |
4583 | What happened to the mouse with the clashing cymbals? | 1.1546 | 0.03971 | 97 | 83 | 13 | 1 |
4584 | we thought you'd prefer a real circus | 1.1546 | 0.03971 | 97 | 83 | 13 | 1 |
4585 | Ohm . . . ohm . . . Oh, crap, not again! | 1.1545 | 0.03462 | 110 | 93 | 17 | 0 |
4586 | Your recruitment has gone way too far. Believe me, there’s no shortage of clowns. | 1.1545 | 0.03272 | 123 | 104 | 19 | 0 |
4587 | And up go the lights Out go the flags On come the dancers Bang goes the drum And you're in love And the show has begun! | 1.1545 | 0.03470 | 123 | 105 | 17 | 1 |
4588 | Look, I did my homework and all this is not necessary! | 1.1538 | 0.03809 | 104 | 89 | 14 | 1 |
4589 | It was only a matter of time - home-delivered hilarity to go with the pizza. | 1.1524 | 0.03524 | 105 | 89 | 16 | 0 |
4590 | It's midterm election time! | 1.1522 | 0.04070 | 92 | 79 | 12 | 1 |
4591 | WOW, that was some hibernation. | 1.1518 | 0.03634 | 112 | 96 | 15 | 1 |
4592 | Ever since Springfield defunded its police department, "swatting" hoaxes have turned into a 3-ring circus. | 1.1518 | 0.03634 | 112 | 96 | 15 | 1 |
4593 | Money can't buy a Party like this" - | 1.1518 | 0.03634 | 112 | 96 | 15 | 1 |
4594 | You searched “things to do near me” so we thought we’d stop by for a free demonstration. | 1.1515 | 0.04152 | 99 | 86 | 11 | 2 |
4595 | POLITICS | 1.1512 | 0.04535 | 86 | 75 | 9 | 2 |
4596 | I thought they banned this book | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
4597 | We thought you might miss the circus at work when working at home so we've brought it to you! | 1.1505 | 0.03728 | 93 | 79 | 14 | 0 |
4598 | Darn alarm clock… late for work again! | 1.1504 | 0.03817 | 113 | 98 | 13 | 2 |
4599 | The Royal Circus is in town? | 1.1504 | 0.03604 | 113 | 97 | 15 | 1 |
4600 | Did the cat let the circus in? | 1.1500 | 0.03273 | 120 | 102 | 18 | 0 |
4601 | I'm leaving you for the Bear. | 1.1500 | 0.03676 | 120 | 104 | 14 | 2 |
4602 | And for our next act, quartering! | 1.1495 | 0.03710 | 107 | 92 | 14 | 1 |
4603 | Yes, I'm returning and they all decided to run away to a home. | 1.1481 | 0.03678 | 108 | 93 | 14 | 1 |
4604 | You searched for corn dogs - and we’ve brought them! | 1.1481 | 0.03434 | 108 | 92 | 16 | 0 |
4605 | OH no,I ordered the DVD for Music Man because i want to have “76 trombones,” but I must’ve hit the wrong button | 1.1466 | 0.03298 | 116 | 99 | 17 | 0 |
4606 | You called that your WiFi is spotty? | 1.1466 | 0.03298 | 116 | 99 | 17 | 0 |
4607 | The newspaper said the circus was coming to Town. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
4608 | Nowadays you can join us on YouTube, TikTok, or Instagram. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
4609 | Honey, I'm home! Bear with me! | 1.1455 | 0.03615 | 110 | 95 | 14 | 1 |
4610 | OK I did invite him & feel free t bring over his friends;but forgot he had joined the circus. | 1.1453 | 0.03272 | 117 | 100 | 17 | 0 |
4611 | Are You sure have called to the Sushi Restaurant? | 1.1452 | 0.03376 | 124 | 107 | 16 | 1 |
4612 | Looks like the circus runs through my living room!! | 1.1444 | 0.03726 | 90 | 77 | 13 | 0 |
4613 | They don't look like Oathkeepers | 1.1443 | 0.04142 | 97 | 85 | 10 | 2 |
4614 | Hey honey, look, it's "Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band playing us a visit. | 1.1441 | 0.03349 | 111 | 95 | 16 | 0 |
4615 | We're the new neighbors. Thought we'd stop by to say 'hi'. | 1.1441 | 0.03585 | 111 | 96 | 14 | 1 |
4616 | I told my friend, Bearrie, to bring his favorite pets to today's holiday party, even those, like himself and you, who dance on only two legs or less. | 1.1429 | 0.03321 | 112 | 96 | 16 | 0 |
4617 | what the hell | 1.1429 | 0.03929 | 105 | 92 | 11 | 2 |
4618 | I said you should run away and join the circus, not bring the circus home | 1.1417 | 0.03302 | 127 | 110 | 16 | 1 |
4619 | Pov; You're in the hospital chillin and then make a wish people come in. | 1.1415 | 0.03401 | 106 | 91 | 15 | 0 |
4620 | What? No Kimba and Simba? | 1.1404 | 0.03497 | 114 | 99 | 14 | 1 |
4621 | I am hearing noises. | 1.1402 | 0.03372 | 107 | 92 | 15 | 0 |
4622 | Hey Guys! This aintMulberryStreet! | 1.1389 | 0.03826 | 108 | 95 | 11 | 2 |
4623 | You wanted a circus? Here's your circus! | 1.1389 | 0.03343 | 108 | 93 | 15 | 0 |
4624 | It’s called ethical non-monogamy | 1.1383 | 0.04170 | 94 | 83 | 9 | 2 |
4625 | I’m so fucking high on ketamine | 1.1383 | 0.03886 | 94 | 82 | 11 | 1 |
4626 | They must be serious barging in this way. | 1.1373 | 0.03424 | 102 | 88 | 14 | 0 |
4627 | Honey, we're home! Hard day at the office but it's so good to be back. | 1.1373 | 0.03697 | 102 | 89 | 12 | 1 |
4628 | If you don't get 4,000 likes with this, we'll know who your real friends are. | 1.1371 | 0.03306 | 124 | 108 | 15 | 1 |
4629 | All my dreams have come true! | 1.1368 | 0.03545 | 95 | 82 | 13 | 0 |
4630 | I guess the Mormons have rebranded | 1.1354 | 0.03511 | 96 | 83 | 13 | 0 |
4631 | Snake in a hat, lol. Bear with a handbag, fuck yeah. Oh shit, I love me some bass drum yeah fuck yeah get that shit in here. Is that seal cool? Last seal we had here was kind of a jag, but if you say she's cool then, ok. Fuck, this is so tight. wow. | 1.1351 | 0.03502 | 111 | 97 | 13 | 1 |
4632 | ..late for my Birthday again! | 1.1351 | 0.03502 | 111 | 97 | 13 | 1 |
4633 | Yeah,let the good times roll! | 1.1343 | 0.02957 | 134 | 116 | 18 | 0 |
4634 | I only asked for a circuit. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
4635 | should have ponied up for optional VR | 1.1339 | 0.03908 | 112 | 100 | 9 | 3 |
4636 | Either John had accidentally “macrodosed” when he meant to “microdose,” or there was a double booking at this Airbnb. | 1.1333 | 0.03598 | 105 | 92 | 12 | 1 |
4637 | Biden has got to stop the illegal flow crossing our border! It's really becoming a circus!! Or "The bus just arrived from Texas!! Hey NYC, keep the change!!! | 1.1327 | 0.03444 | 113 | 99 | 13 | 1 |
4638 | I knew this family would change when the queen died. (Too soon?) | 1.1327 | 0.03737 | 98 | 86 | 11 | 1 |
4639 | Wait - I thought I just gonna get John Heilemann, Mark McKinnon, and Jennifer Palmieri? | 1.1319 | 0.03894 | 91 | 80 | 10 | 1 |
4640 | I told you I would fuck you up, you human piece of trash. I told you but you wouldn't listen, would you. And now you're gonna see, you fuck. Now you are going to fucking see... | 1.1316 | 0.03415 | 114 | 100 | 13 | 1 |
4641 | Will they call us racists if we don't immediately join them? | 1.1313 | 0.03702 | 99 | 87 | 11 | 1 |
4642 | With the midterms right around the corner, my Wednesday night readers group has really gotten into the spirit of things. | 1.1304 | 0.03854 | 92 | 81 | 10 | 1 |
4643 | Man: "Wha' the F---?" “Lord Over All: “It’s MY birthday! You don't know WHEN it is or how old I am! Do I forget YOURS? Every year I offer to let you pet me, or gift a robin, mouse, even the neighbor’s yappy dog! It’s MY birthday & YOU’RE NOT INVITE | 1.1296 | 0.03247 | 108 | 94 | 14 | 0 |
4644 | Whoopee! Hooray!! Yippee Ki-Yay!!! It's a cat with an unpopped baloon!!!! | 1.1279 | 0.03623 | 86 | 75 | 11 | 0 |
4645 | Seems like the midterms start earlier and earlier every year. | 1.1279 | 0.03623 | 86 | 75 | 11 | 0 |
4646 | The Maga Republicans have arrived. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
4647 | Looks like the clown car broke down again. | 1.1236 | 0.03508 | 89 | 78 | 11 | 0 |
4648 | So you like hard-core entertainment? | 1.1236 | 0.03508 | 89 | 78 | 11 | 0 |
4649 | I didn't mind having a politician as a roommate until he started brining his work home with him. | 1.1204 | 0.03410 | 108 | 96 | 11 | 1 |
4650 | BLM has a fabulous $10 million party off stolen donations meant for black communities suffering in silence 🤫🤫 | 1.1182 | 0.03351 | 110 | 98 | 11 | 1 |
4651 | Move over, Henry. We’re coming through! | 1.1165 | 0.03177 | 103 | 91 | 12 | 0 |
4652 | Mulberry Street Apartments | 1.1121 | 0.03340 | 107 | 96 | 10 | 1 |
4653 | Enter" pityportal.ne | 1.1071 | 0.03395 | 84 | 75 | 9 | 0 |
4654 | Hi hon! Work was like a 3 ring circus today. | 1.1042 | 0.03134 | 96 | 86 | 10 | 0 |
4655 | Objects in the image are closer than they appear | 1.0900 | 0.02876 | 100 | 91 | 9 | 0 |