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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-09-11T21:06:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-09-25T21:07:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-09-19T21:07:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 26, 2022 |
Number of captions | 4656 |
Number of responses | 776315 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You told me to come back when I got my act together! | 1.8431 | 0.01255 | 4353 | 1887 | 1262 | 1204 |
1 | I preferred when it was just the elephant in the room | 1.7649 | 0.01680 | 2246 | 1038 | 698 | 510 |
2 | Circuits, Alexa! I said, ‘Order circuits!’ | 1.7543 | 0.01720 | 2218 | 1067 | 629 | 522 |
3 | I believe my new antidepressant is working! | 1.7452 | 0.02299 | 1142 | 527 | 379 | 236 |
4 | Make way! Make way for Trump's lawyers | 1.7325 | 0.01775 | 2123 | 1070 | 551 | 502 |
5 | Good news! I've decided to work from home, too! | 1.7312 | 0.01723 | 2046 | 970 | 656 | 420 |
6 | No Alexa, I meant play - the song - "Send in the Clowns"! | 1.7282 | 0.01873 | 1821 | 896 | 524 | 401 |
7 | It looks like Trump's defense team is paying a visit. | 1.7273 | 0.02268 | 1287 | 649 | 340 | 298 |
8 | You said you'd like to meet the clowns that blocked your driveway. | 1.7195 | 0.01605 | 2271 | 1072 | 764 | 435 |
9 | Nobody runs away to join the circus anymore, so we’re doing outreach. | 1.7117 | 0.01729 | 1967 | 943 | 648 | 376 |
10 | To silence these notifications, go to Settings. | 1.7064 | 0.01622 | 2265 | 1105 | 720 | 440 |
11 | Why do you have to make everything into a big production? | 1.7031 | 0.02403 | 987 | 471 | 338 | 178 |
12 | He got indicted! | 1.6963 | 0.01580 | 2700 | 1444 | 632 | 624 |
13 | Dad, I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is I’ve dropped out of law school… | 1.6940 | 0.01466 | 2712 | 1332 | 878 | 502 |
14 | Congratulations, you've won the New Yorker caption contest. | 1.6923 | 0.01519 | 2727 | 1406 | 754 | 567 |
15 | I meant to order a three-ring binder. | 1.6834 | 0.01561 | 2391 | 1195 | 758 | 438 |
16 | It's the Republican slate of candidates! | 1.6772 | 0.01631 | 2395 | 1274 | 620 | 501 |
17 | Now introducing … your 2022 Midterm Election candidates! | 1.6681 | 0.01608 | 2335 | 1221 | 668 | 446 |
18 | Republican Primary Ticket | 1.6646 | 0.01894 | 1735 | 928 | 461 | 346 |
19 | Whatever you just clicked on… don’t do it again. | 1.6644 | 0.01850 | 1633 | 822 | 537 | 274 |
20 | January 6, the Musical. | 1.6583 | 0.01874 | 1759 | 946 | 468 | 345 |
21 | Don’t be surprised. You accepted our terms and conditions. | 1.6559 | 0.01855 | 1665 | 862 | 514 | 289 |
22 | I saw your ad. Is the upstairs apartment still available? | 1.6548 | 0.01560 | 2332 | 1203 | 731 | 398 |
23 | When you know election season has started. | 1.6538 | 0.01870 | 1577 | 802 | 519 | 256 |
24 | Your profile said you’re seeking a woman for fun and good times. | 1.6481 | 0.01858 | 1560 | 791 | 527 | 242 |
25 | I guess you really can order anything on Amazon... | 1.6408 | 0.01851 | 1609 | 836 | 515 | 258 |
26 | Welcome! We're cirque de 6A! | 1.6347 | 0.02176 | 1106 | 565 | 380 | 161 |
27 | Darn auto correct, I meant circuits | 1.6343 | 0.01568 | 2319 | 1240 | 687 | 392 |
28 | I understand that you clicked “I Agree” on the bottom of the screen! | 1.6307 | 0.01555 | 2348 | 1260 | 695 | 393 |
29 | WORDLE in 1! WORDLE in 1! | 1.6288 | 0.01748 | 1983 | 1105 | 509 | 369 |
30 | We are from the Republican Party. Can we rely on your vote? | 1.6280 | 0.01669 | 2145 | 1188 | 567 | 390 |
31 | Honey! you didn't tell me your family was in town... | 1.6241 | 0.02115 | 1221 | 649 | 382 | 190 |
32 | Hope you don't mind me bringing work home tonight. | 1.6229 | 0.01812 | 1578 | 818 | 537 | 223 |
33 | OK, but I'm cancelling this after the trial period. | 1.6200 | 0.01603 | 2071 | 1094 | 670 | 307 |
34 | I told you I've been juggling a lot lately. | 1.6200 | 0.01693 | 1871 | 992 | 598 | 281 |
35 | I think there's been a mistake. I ordered home circuits. | 1.6176 | 0.01584 | 2181 | 1173 | 669 | 339 |
36 | Jimmy realized he needed to cut his gummy dosage in half. | 1.6168 | 0.01907 | 1563 | 858 | 446 | 259 |
37 | ”This is not what I meant when I said we need a third party | 1.6140 | 0.02228 | 1101 | 595 | 336 | 170 |
38 | You just agreed to the new Privacy Terms. Did you not read them? | 1.6135 | 0.01837 | 1617 | 874 | 494 | 249 |
39 | Bob suddenly regretted having only one bathroom. | 1.6074 | 0.01827 | 1587 | 854 | 502 | 231 |
40 | „Guys! I‘m on a Zoom call!!“ | 1.6057 | 0.02058 | 1306 | 720 | 381 | 205 |
41 | Whoa, are you seeing what I'm seeing? That bear is carrying a purse. | 1.6041 | 0.02475 | 927 | 519 | 256 | 152 |
42 | Wow! The circus has run away to join me. | 1.5908 | 0.01833 | 1547 | 848 | 484 | 215 |
43 | There’s the family you choose and the family your born with. | 1.5840 | 0.02089 | 1214 | 679 | 361 | 174 |
44 | You didn’t think I would run off and join one, did you, Dad? | 1.5782 | 0.01997 | 1266 | 699 | 402 | 165 |
45 | Parking was no problem. We came in one car. | 1.5765 | 0.02038 | 1398 | 827 | 336 | 235 |
46 | You put the toilet seat down! | 1.5669 | 0.02138 | 1293 | 783 | 287 | 223 |
47 | We sell door locks. | 1.5651 | 0.02235 | 1168 | 705 | 266 | 197 |
48 | I said "Send In The Clowns" not the whole darned circus! | 1.5530 | 0.02275 | 953 | 543 | 293 | 117 |
49 | Gimmie an A! Gimmie a D! Gimmie an H! Gimmie a D! | 1.5524 | 0.02345 | 1144 | 730 | 196 | 218 |
50 | I'm bringing back fun into our relationship, and also the bear is hungry. | 1.5507 | 0.02302 | 877 | 489 | 293 | 95 |
51 | Do me a favor and open the back door. | 1.5497 | 0.02378 | 875 | 502 | 265 | 108 |
52 | The bear needs to use the bathroom. | 1.5490 | 0.02455 | 867 | 510 | 238 | 119 |
53 | We’ve come for the cat! | 1.5462 | 0.02527 | 800 | 468 | 227 | 105 |
54 | Oh, I didn’t know you were working from home today too. | 1.5454 | 0.02387 | 882 | 513 | 257 | 112 |
55 | Wait! It’s our turn to host the family reunion again? | 1.5414 | 0.02643 | 689 | 396 | 213 | 80 |
56 | Hi, Sweetie. I landed the job! | 1.5388 | 0.02369 | 902 | 532 | 254 | 116 |
57 | I thought that I'd blocked the Fox News channel. | 1.5376 | 0.02540 | 891 | 557 | 189 | 145 |
58 | Oh, look, the Republican convention has started. | 1.5364 | 0.02620 | 839 | 526 | 176 | 137 |
59 | Good news! They're letting me work from home. | 1.5342 | 0.02336 | 906 | 533 | 262 | 111 |
60 | I guess those weren't normal mushrooms | 1.5274 | 0.02633 | 747 | 453 | 194 | 100 |
61 | Don’t mind us. We’re just running away to join a home. | 1.5263 | 0.02610 | 857 | 549 | 165 | 143 |
62 | Boy Amazon really appreciates it when you renew your Prime Membership | 1.5241 | 0.02543 | 727 | 426 | 221 | 80 |
63 | You asked what job I could get with my Liberal Arts degree. | 1.5196 | 0.02724 | 741 | 467 | 163 | 111 |
64 | You clicked ‘Accept All’. | 1.5191 | 0.02667 | 732 | 451 | 182 | 99 |
65 | My work from home request was approved. | 1.5168 | 0.02453 | 776 | 459 | 233 | 84 |
66 | I said, send in the clowns. | 1.5148 | 0.02681 | 643 | 380 | 195 | 68 |
67 | Damn that auto correct. I asked for Circuits. | 1.5146 | 0.02703 | 717 | 446 | 173 | 98 |
68 | The ring master said I could work form home today. | 1.5128 | 0.02709 | 665 | 403 | 183 | 79 |
69 | Honey, I get to work from home now too! | 1.5113 | 0.02625 | 708 | 430 | 194 | 84 |
70 | Looks like there’s another Trump rally in town. | 1.5112 | 0.02836 | 671 | 425 | 149 | 97 |
71 | I leaving you, Henry. I've found my calling. | 1.5111 | 0.02767 | 630 | 381 | 176 | 73 |
72 | You need to get your act together. | 1.5105 | 0.02642 | 668 | 399 | 197 | 72 |
73 | You said you wanted more excitement in the bedroom. | 1.5066 | 0.02697 | 683 | 421 | 178 | 84 |
74 | We decided to run off and join you. | 1.5059 | 0.02858 | 595 | 364 | 161 | 70 |
75 | These delivery apps are really getting competitive. | 1.5052 | 0.02630 | 675 | 407 | 195 | 73 |
76 | Sorry to bother you but can we use your bathroom? | 1.5046 | 0.02686 | 656 | 398 | 185 | 73 |
77 | Eureka! I've found a way to get your attention. | 1.5044 | 0.03009 | 571 | 359 | 136 | 76 |
78 | Feeling a little bored, Ray went ahead and hit “download all.” | 1.5040 | 0.02822 | 619 | 382 | 162 | 75 |
79 | Can I keep them, please, can I? They followed me home. | 1.5040 | 0.02990 | 506 | 302 | 153 | 51 |
80 | Dad, can we keep them? I promise to take them marching everyday! | 1.5029 | 0.03041 | 515 | 314 | 143 | 58 |
81 | I told you last week I'd be working from home today. | 1.5023 | 0.02738 | 653 | 403 | 172 | 78 |
82 | I don’t think she’d have wanted it to be a sad occasion. | 1.5020 | 0.02960 | 510 | 304 | 156 | 50 |
83 | If you really want to get rid of us, I recommend you go for the juggler! | 1.5009 | 0.03014 | 557 | 349 | 137 | 71 |
84 | Trump is wearing an orange jump suit. Pass it on. | 1.5000 | 0.03060 | 556 | 353 | 128 | 75 |
85 | Hi, we just moved into the apartment upstairs! | 1.4968 | 0.02764 | 634 | 393 | 167 | 74 |
86 | Hi! This from your Amazon fulfillment center. "76 Trombones" is out of stock but you may be interested in this item. | 1.4958 | 0.02805 | 599 | 368 | 165 | 66 |
87 | Don't bother; we're here. | 1.4943 | 0.03089 | 526 | 332 | 128 | 66 |
88 | Due to pandemic restrictions, the circus was forced to start making house calls. | 1.4925 | 0.02871 | 597 | 375 | 150 | 72 |
89 | Congratulations for winning the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest | 1.4922 | 0.03067 | 579 | 379 | 115 | 85 |
90 | The midterm election is upon us! | 1.4915 | 0.02836 | 590 | 366 | 158 | 66 |
91 | You really can order anything online | 1.4908 | 0.02909 | 544 | 334 | 153 | 57 |
92 | Looks like it time for the midterm elections. | 1.4906 | 0.02735 | 640 | 399 | 168 | 73 |
93 | You really CAN get everything on Amazon. | 1.4898 | 0.02983 | 537 | 335 | 141 | 61 |
94 | When you say “circus” and Alexa is listening. | 1.4897 | 0.02807 | 629 | 398 | 154 | 77 |
95 | The Jehovah’s Witnesses got a new marketing team. | 1.4892 | 0.03138 | 507 | 322 | 122 | 63 |
96 | It turns out you don't have to run away to join the circus after all!" | 1.4885 | 0.02910 | 567 | 355 | 147 | 65 |
97 | What kind of a bear carries a purse? | 1.4884 | 0.02973 | 559 | 354 | 137 | 68 |
98 | Introducing the 118th session of Congress! | 1.4882 | 0.03092 | 551 | 358 | 117 | 76 |
99 | Remember that "Make a Wish" contest at the supermarket? | 1.4873 | 0.02767 | 589 | 361 | 169 | 59 |
100 | Alexa! I said circuit training! | 1.4865 | 0.03218 | 518 | 340 | 104 | 74 |
101 | I thought I told Trump’s lawyers they couldn’t meet here | 1.4864 | 0.02892 | 625 | 406 | 134 | 85 |
102 | Good news, hon. The boss is letting us work from home today! | 1.4855 | 0.03080 | 517 | 328 | 127 | 62 |
103 | Mrs. Barnum immediately regretted P.T's decision to work at home. | 1.4853 | 0.03091 | 546 | 355 | 117 | 74 |
104 | I need to log off. Suddenly it’s become a real circus here. | 1.4844 | 0.03102 | 481 | 299 | 131 | 51 |
105 | Hi Dad, college didn't work out very well. | 1.4837 | 0.03051 | 521 | 330 | 130 | 61 |
106 | You emptied the dishwasher. | 1.4832 | 0.03140 | 476 | 298 | 126 | 52 |
107 | Honey I thought we agreed you would stop bringing work home | 1.4831 | 0.02960 | 534 | 334 | 142 | 58 |
108 | Dave was caught by surprise by Julia's mid-life crisis, but Boots the cat had seen it coming for some time. | 1.4828 | 0.03169 | 495 | 317 | 117 | 61 |
109 | You can't just come parading in here! | 1.4803 | 0.03045 | 508 | 320 | 132 | 56 |
110 | Can I run something by you? | 1.4796 | 0.02943 | 538 | 338 | 142 | 58 |
111 | Honey, I asked you not to bring work home. | 1.4785 | 0.03090 | 512 | 328 | 123 | 61 |
112 | I said, "Alexa, PLAY 'Send in the Clowns."' | 1.4784 | 0.03233 | 510 | 338 | 100 | 72 |
113 | We heard you put the toilet seat down. | 1.4767 | 0.03186 | 430 | 265 | 125 | 40 |
114 | I couldn't beat 'em, so I joined 'em. | 1.4765 | 0.03170 | 533 | 355 | 102 | 76 |
115 | Harry realizes he accidentally ordered an Internet Circus Provider | 1.4765 | 0.03196 | 510 | 336 | 105 | 69 |
116 | Ladies and gentlemen …. Let me introduce your Republican Party. | 1.4761 | 0.03304 | 481 | 318 | 97 | 66 |
117 | Hooray! You've successfully canceled an online subscription! | 1.4753 | 0.03162 | 507 | 331 | 111 | 65 |
118 | I said, "Bring in the clowns, not the whole circus." | 1.4751 | 0.03130 | 503 | 325 | 117 | 61 |
119 | The concierge said you wanted to order room circus | 1.4738 | 0.03257 | 477 | 312 | 104 | 61 |
120 | Is there someone named "Whiskers" here who has a birthday? | 1.4721 | 0.03202 | 466 | 299 | 114 | 53 |
121 | I googled “ Who is on Trump’s current legal team?” I wasn’t expecting you to show up in person! | 1.4710 | 0.03357 | 448 | 294 | 97 | 57 |
122 | I got the job, honey, but I'm going to be traveling a lot. | 1.4700 | 0.03247 | 434 | 275 | 114 | 45 |
123 | You did sign up for streaming entertainment. | 1.4697 | 0.03030 | 511 | 327 | 128 | 56 |
124 | Trump must have decided to run. | 1.4671 | 0.03224 | 486 | 321 | 103 | 62 |
125 | Fox News Live! Now on Oculus! | 1.4660 | 0.03384 | 427 | 279 | 97 | 51 |
126 | For putting the toilet seat back down. | 1.4660 | 0.03353 | 397 | 251 | 107 | 39 |
127 | You haven't won anything. We just need to use your bathroom. | 1.4638 | 0.03122 | 470 | 301 | 120 | 49 |
128 | I wanted you to know before things got too serious. | 1.4633 | 0.03166 | 449 | 286 | 118 | 45 |
129 | When “one-click” online purchases go awry | 1.4627 | 0.03051 | 482 | 307 | 127 | 48 |
130 | So, tell me again about your dysfunctional family. | 1.4621 | 0.03401 | 383 | 243 | 103 | 37 |
131 | What do you mean, 'what's going on?' This is life passing you by! | 1.4619 | 0.03289 | 420 | 269 | 108 | 43 |
132 | I cirque from home twice a week now. | 1.4618 | 0.03448 | 353 | 220 | 103 | 30 |
133 | We ran away to join YOU. | 1.4609 | 0.03112 | 447 | 282 | 124 | 41 |
134 | Ah, I see Trump's legal team have arrived. | 1.4602 | 0.03652 | 415 | 287 | 65 | 63 |
135 | You don’t just marry your spouse. You also marry their whole family. | 1.4598 | 0.03457 | 398 | 260 | 93 | 45 |
136 | Your downstairs neighbors sent us. | 1.4573 | 0.03207 | 422 | 268 | 115 | 39 |
137 | Well duh, of course there'll be an elephant in the room. | 1.4567 | 0.03168 | 416 | 261 | 120 | 35 |
138 | Sometimes, the circus runs away to join you. | 1.4558 | 0.03133 | 419 | 262 | 123 | 34 |
139 | Why can't you bring home a dead mouse like other cats? | 1.4557 | 0.03602 | 395 | 267 | 76 | 52 |
140 | Sorry for the intrusion, but as vestiges of the former administration's Whitehouse staff, we need a place to hideout. | 1.4543 | 0.03478 | 383 | 250 | 92 | 41 |
141 | Thank you for renewing your newspaper subscription. | 1.4534 | 0.03311 | 397 | 254 | 106 | 37 |
142 | Actually, the elephant is right outside the room! | 1.4531 | 0.03379 | 373 | 237 | 103 | 33 |
143 | Why can’t you just bring home mice, like the other cat? | 1.4499 | 0.03359 | 389 | 251 | 101 | 37 |
144 | Someone who hates you ordered a Circusgram! | 1.4494 | 0.03263 | 405 | 260 | 108 | 37 |
145 | We’re your first batch of computer dating matches! | 1.4486 | 0.03418 | 370 | 238 | 98 | 34 |
146 | Oh my, look what the cat dragged in. | 1.4485 | 0.03208 | 437 | 285 | 108 | 44 |
147 | Just what we need, another political circus | 1.4462 | 0.03670 | 316 | 203 | 85 | 28 |
148 | Wow, those shrooms kicked in fast! | 1.4460 | 0.03564 | 352 | 230 | 87 | 35 |
149 | You've just been admitted to MIT! | 1.4454 | 0.03687 | 339 | 224 | 79 | 36 |
150 | They just arrested Trump! | 1.4444 | 0.03680 | 396 | 277 | 62 | 57 |
151 | It was then that Herman knew the next election cycle had begun. | 1.4444 | 0.03662 | 333 | 218 | 82 | 33 |
152 | The rest of your shipment is on backorder. | 1.4439 | 0.03532 | 383 | 257 | 82 | 44 |
153 | Oh, hey. You're home early. | 1.4434 | 0.03659 | 327 | 213 | 83 | 31 |
154 | Alexa, I said play Send in the Clowns. | 1.4433 | 0.03517 | 388 | 261 | 82 | 45 |
155 | But you forgot to get bread. | 1.4427 | 0.03558 | 323 | 206 | 91 | 26 |
156 | You ordered spectacles? | 1.4417 | 0.03590 | 369 | 248 | 79 | 42 |
157 | We talked about not bringing work home! | 1.4393 | 0.03464 | 346 | 223 | 94 | 29 |
158 | It's not an insurrection, we're democrats! | 1.4381 | 0.03862 | 315 | 212 | 68 | 35 |
159 | Please rate your delivery. | 1.4380 | 0.03375 | 395 | 262 | 93 | 40 |
160 | Honey, we're home. | 1.4379 | 0.03617 | 322 | 209 | 85 | 28 |
161 | We'll be quick; our Mini-Cooper is double-parked. | 1.4375 | 0.03633 | 320 | 208 | 84 | 28 |
162 | Mistakingly, the circus came to Tom | 1.4369 | 0.03443 | 396 | 267 | 85 | 44 |
163 | Stay inside. It's a circus out there. | 1.4362 | 0.03331 | 376 | 244 | 100 | 32 |
164 | Good news they agreed I could work from home! | 1.4358 | 0.03572 | 374 | 254 | 77 | 43 |
165 | Yes, Election season is here! | 1.4344 | 0.03416 | 366 | 240 | 93 | 33 |
166 | Can we please use your bathroom? | 1.4343 | 0.04218 | 251 | 167 | 59 | 25 |
167 | I miss the pandemic. | 1.4333 | 0.03523 | 360 | 240 | 84 | 36 |
168 | The circus has joined me. | 1.4319 | 0.03241 | 345 | 216 | 109 | 20 |
169 | Did you actually READ your new rental agreement? | 1.4310 | 0.03397 | 348 | 225 | 96 | 27 |
170 | This better spice up our sex life. | 1.4303 | 0.03632 | 323 | 213 | 81 | 29 |
171 | That's right -- it's an election year! | 1.4303 | 0.03605 | 323 | 212 | 83 | 28 |
172 | Look who the cat brought in. | 1.4303 | 0.03653 | 330 | 220 | 78 | 32 |
173 | I read an article on spicing up your sex life. | 1.4303 | 0.03623 | 337 | 225 | 79 | 33 |
174 | I got the Wordle on the first try. | 1.4294 | 0.03473 | 354 | 234 | 88 | 32 |
175 | You’re ex said we could stay here. | 1.4291 | 0.03896 | 296 | 199 | 67 | 30 |
176 | Surprise! Where do you want the elephants? | 1.4291 | 0.03590 | 296 | 189 | 87 | 20 |
177 | I think I misunderstood the realtor when she told me the house was on the parade route. | 1.4290 | 0.03537 | 345 | 229 | 84 | 32 |
178 | Good news honey- I got a job! | 1.4290 | 0.03370 | 359 | 234 | 96 | 29 |
179 | When you impulsively hit the Buy Now button. | 1.4282 | 0.03458 | 369 | 247 | 86 | 36 |
180 | Best team building retreat ever! | 1.4273 | 0.03296 | 344 | 219 | 103 | 22 |
181 | And we all came in one car! | 1.4271 | 0.03904 | 295 | 199 | 66 | 30 |
182 | 2022 GOP candidates for elected office on parade. | 1.4261 | 0.03710 | 352 | 244 | 66 | 42 |
183 | My batons are up here. | 1.4261 | 0.04044 | 284 | 194 | 59 | 31 |
184 | Honey I forget to tell you, my family is stopping by. | 1.4259 | 0.03334 | 378 | 250 | 95 | 33 |
185 | You ordered 'with the works'! | 1.4259 | 0.03596 | 317 | 208 | 83 | 26 |
186 | Honey, your family is here early | 1.4244 | 0.03951 | 271 | 180 | 67 | 24 |
187 | Oh Great, here comes the 2022 mid term elections. | 1.4243 | 0.03673 | 304 | 200 | 79 | 25 |
188 | If it even takes your mind off Trump for 30 seconds, then it's worth it. | 1.4241 | 0.03628 | 323 | 215 | 79 | 29 |
189 | Where’s the elephant? | 1.4236 | 0.03783 | 288 | 190 | 74 | 24 |
190 | Subtlety doesn't exactly run in the family, does it? | 1.4228 | 0.03485 | 324 | 211 | 89 | 24 |
191 | Oh no Alexa. I said order a little Caesars! | 1.4227 | 0.03649 | 317 | 211 | 78 | 28 |
192 | Actually,this IS your circus and these ARE your clowns | 1.4224 | 0.03791 | 322 | 221 | 66 | 35 |
193 | Your meds are kicking in! | 1.4223 | 0.03950 | 296 | 203 | 61 | 32 |
194 | Ah! Congress is back in session this week | 1.4222 | 0.03853 | 315 | 217 | 63 | 35 |
195 | The primaries are over, guess what comes next... | 1.4218 | 0.03479 | 339 | 224 | 87 | 28 |
196 | Magic Mushrooms are a great antidepressant, but there are side effects | 1.4216 | 0.03572 | 370 | 256 | 72 | 42 |
197 | Ask me if I got the job. | 1.4215 | 0.03503 | 325 | 213 | 87 | 25 |
198 | Yes, we held the Senate. | 1.4207 | 0.03494 | 347 | 232 | 84 | 31 |
199 | Wow, Trump’s whole staff is here! | 1.4203 | 0.04045 | 295 | 206 | 54 | 35 |
200 | I don't think I used the app correctly. | 1.4201 | 0.03434 | 338 | 222 | 90 | 26 |
201 | When did they add more justices? | 1.4200 | 0.03744 | 350 | 246 | 61 | 43 |
202 | We're here to limit your screen time. | 1.4198 | 0.03399 | 324 | 209 | 94 | 21 |
203 | Never say "send in the clowns" three times | 1.4194 | 0.03512 | 341 | 228 | 83 | 30 |
204 | When Bob learned what happens when you press Alt C. | 1.4188 | 0.03722 | 308 | 207 | 73 | 28 |
205 | I stole the show! | 1.4183 | 0.04131 | 251 | 169 | 59 | 23 |
206 | Wow, you really can get anything delivered these days. | 1.4182 | 0.03871 | 275 | 183 | 69 | 23 |
207 | Harry finally got proof, his life really is a three-ring circus. | 1.4177 | 0.03610 | 328 | 221 | 77 | 30 |
208 | You wouldn't take me anywhere so I decided to make my own fun. | 1.4169 | 0.03628 | 319 | 214 | 77 | 28 |
209 | Oh, the presidential campaign is starting | 1.4162 | 0.03460 | 334 | 221 | 87 | 26 |
210 | We decided to run away and join you! | 1.4161 | 0.03577 | 322 | 215 | 80 | 27 |
211 | Gosh, real life IS better than the internet. | 1.4152 | 0.03428 | 342 | 227 | 88 | 27 |
212 | We decided to have the faculty meeting in your home. | 1.4142 | 0.03624 | 309 | 206 | 78 | 25 |
213 | I did run away. But now I'm back. | 1.4137 | 0.03804 | 278 | 185 | 71 | 22 |
214 | Good news—the ringmaster approved my request to work from home. | 1.4130 | 0.04057 | 276 | 191 | 56 | 29 |
215 | Where’s the elephant the room? | 1.4124 | 0.03807 | 274 | 182 | 71 | 21 |
216 | Gee, I must've won the New Yorker's caption contest. | 1.4121 | 0.03838 | 313 | 218 | 61 | 34 |
217 | I bet you'll read the iTunes user agreement now! | 1.4111 | 0.03910 | 287 | 197 | 62 | 28 |
218 | We’re a tough act to follow. Just ask your house cleaners. | 1.4103 | 0.03505 | 351 | 240 | 78 | 33 |
219 | You left the door open again, didn't you? | 1.4101 | 0.03590 | 278 | 180 | 82 | 16 |
220 | We're the Former President's new legal team- as seen on TV. | 1.4098 | 0.03855 | 305 | 212 | 61 | 32 |
221 | Congress on break | 1.4094 | 0.03804 | 298 | 204 | 66 | 28 |
222 | Your husband would like us to let you know that he has done the dishes. | 1.4091 | 0.04072 | 286 | 202 | 51 | 33 |
223 | I'm leaving you. | 1.4079 | 0.03528 | 331 | 224 | 79 | 28 |
224 | Mind if we play through? | 1.4066 | 0.03916 | 273 | 186 | 63 | 24 |
225 | The divorce is final! | 1.4062 | 0.03848 | 320 | 227 | 56 | 37 |
226 | Look dear, the local Republican Party Committee followed me home! | 1.4060 | 0.04004 | 298 | 212 | 51 | 35 |
227 | My lows are really low, but my highs are incredible. | 1.4056 | 0.03846 | 323 | 230 | 55 | 38 |
228 | Welcome to your midlife halftime show. | 1.4051 | 0.04039 | 274 | 191 | 55 | 28 |
229 | Oh, is it time for an election already? | 1.4033 | 0.03661 | 300 | 203 | 73 | 24 |
230 | Congratulations! You're Introvert of the Year!" | 1.4029 | 0.03947 | 273 | 188 | 60 | 25 |
231 | Election season already? | 1.4026 | 0.04151 | 231 | 156 | 57 | 18 |
232 | Trump is back in town. | 1.4018 | 0.04471 | 224 | 157 | 44 | 23 |
233 | I heard if you’re attacked by a circus you should go for the juggler. | 1.4016 | 0.04304 | 254 | 181 | 44 | 29 |
234 | So Congress is back in session? | 1.4014 | 0.03924 | 294 | 207 | 56 | 31 |
235 | When you marry someone,you marry their family. | 1.4008 | 0.04163 | 237 | 162 | 55 | 20 |
236 | Hold it, you're in the wrong cartoon, | 1.4008 | 0.03932 | 257 | 174 | 63 | 20 |
237 | Thanks, but you want the apartment next door. | 1.4007 | 0.03653 | 282 | 188 | 75 | 19 |
238 | Your wife sent us - the bear has the divorce papers. | 1.4007 | 0.03894 | 297 | 209 | 57 | 31 |
239 | Didn't I opt out? | 1.4000 | 0.03964 | 235 | 156 | 64 | 15 |
240 | 6th birthday, remember? You blew out ALL the candles. So here we are! | 1.4000 | 0.04161 | 230 | 156 | 56 | 18 |
241 | You finally looked up from your computer! | 1.3986 | 0.03846 | 286 | 198 | 62 | 26 |
242 | Can we borrow your clown car? | 1.3985 | 0.03837 | 266 | 180 | 66 | 20 |
243 | I told you we’d get him to look away from his laptop. | 1.3983 | 0.04173 | 236 | 162 | 54 | 20 |
244 | The US political system is here! | 1.3981 | 0.03705 | 324 | 228 | 63 | 33 |
245 | I placed an order at CIRCUITCity, not ... | 1.3980 | 0.03740 | 304 | 211 | 65 | 28 |
246 | You're not bothering us. Just keep working. | 1.3979 | 0.03700 | 284 | 192 | 71 | 21 |
247 | The circus ran away and joined me! | 1.3977 | 0.03781 | 264 | 177 | 69 | 18 |
248 | If this is a bad time, we can come back later. | 1.3977 | 0.03908 | 259 | 176 | 63 | 20 |
249 | I thought I called room SERVICE! | 1.3972 | 0.03738 | 287 | 196 | 68 | 23 |
250 | Damn auto-correct. I thought I was ordering a streaming SERVICE! | 1.3972 | 0.03980 | 282 | 199 | 54 | 29 |
251 | Sorry we came in without Ringling. | 1.3967 | 0.03730 | 305 | 212 | 65 | 28 |
252 | This is the last time I AirBNB my apartment during the GOP convention… | 1.3965 | 0.03980 | 285 | 202 | 53 | 30 |
253 | This is crazy! Why would a bear carry a purse? | 1.3964 | 0.03517 | 338 | 234 | 74 | 30 |
254 | Where's the clown? Mara Lago, Bedminster, Manhattan, jail? | 1.3962 | 0.04190 | 260 | 185 | 47 | 28 |
255 | A bear with a pocketbook. Now that’s something you don’t see everyday. | 1.3962 | 0.03896 | 260 | 177 | 63 | 20 |
256 | You’d better have a warrant! | 1.3957 | 0.04226 | 235 | 163 | 51 | 21 |
257 | The boss said I could work from home. | 1.3954 | 0.03325 | 306 | 200 | 91 | 15 |
258 | I got your mother to the airport. | 1.3953 | 0.04104 | 258 | 181 | 52 | 25 |
259 | And you said I'd never wear this outfit. | 1.3953 | 0.04154 | 215 | 144 | 57 | 14 |
260 | Mind if we use your bathroom? | 1.3952 | 0.04185 | 248 | 174 | 50 | 24 |
261 | Reminder that your colonoscopy is scheduled for 8 am tomorrow! | 1.3950 | 0.03969 | 238 | 160 | 62 | 16 |
262 | See, honey, not all my friends are clowns. | 1.3947 | 0.03649 | 304 | 209 | 70 | 25 |
263 | Midterm elections already? | 1.3945 | 0.03858 | 256 | 173 | 65 | 18 |
264 | Let's get this show on the road. | 1.3945 | 0.04051 | 256 | 178 | 55 | 23 |
265 | Wrong apartment. Judy Collins lives next door. | 1.3943 | 0.04007 | 246 | 168 | 59 | 19 |
266 | Is that a turtle with a party hat on?!?! | 1.3942 | 0.04302 | 208 | 141 | 52 | 15 |
267 | Just say hello. I'll explain later. | 1.3942 | 0.03682 | 274 | 184 | 72 | 18 |
268 | You remembered to put the seat back down! | 1.3939 | 0.03647 | 297 | 203 | 71 | 23 |
269 | And for $9.99 a month, the circus will come to you with Circus+ | 1.3934 | 0.03844 | 272 | 187 | 63 | 22 |
270 | Dave, your mom called. She's not coming for Thanksgiving. OR Christmas! | 1.3934 | 0.04565 | 211 | 149 | 41 | 21 |
271 | Don't mind us. We're just on our way to the RNC rehearsal. | 1.3931 | 0.04128 | 262 | 186 | 49 | 27 |
272 | May I have your attention please! | 1.3930 | 0.03963 | 257 | 177 | 59 | 21 |
273 | Bobby from Canada watching the American news. | 1.3926 | 0.04257 | 242 | 171 | 47 | 24 |
274 | Most cats just drag home mice. | 1.3923 | 0.03736 | 260 | 174 | 70 | 16 |
275 | We decided to run away from home and join you! | 1.3915 | 0.03687 | 281 | 191 | 70 | 20 |
276 | Your cable service sent us; we'll stay until service is restored. | 1.3914 | 0.03586 | 304 | 208 | 73 | 23 |
277 | Could’ve sworn I clicked on circuit transformers. | 1.3913 | 0.04121 | 253 | 178 | 51 | 24 |
278 | Don't worry, they all tested negative. | 1.3909 | 0.04162 | 243 | 170 | 51 | 22 |
279 | You ordered the pizza with everything? | 1.3906 | 0.03893 | 256 | 175 | 62 | 19 |
280 | You ordered pizzazz? | 1.3906 | 0.04085 | 256 | 180 | 52 | 24 |
281 | Did you forget that I'm working remotely today? | 1.3898 | 0.03564 | 295 | 200 | 75 | 20 |
282 | It was raining on our parade. | 1.3898 | 0.03792 | 254 | 171 | 67 | 16 |
283 | Don't worry, we stopped for dinner on the way. | 1.3896 | 0.03951 | 231 | 155 | 62 | 14 |
284 | Surprise, I sold the house to Barnum & Bailey! | 1.3894 | 0.04186 | 208 | 140 | 55 | 13 |
285 | We’re working on Trump’s next legal defense. | 1.3893 | 0.04124 | 262 | 187 | 48 | 27 |
286 | NOW have I got your attention? | 1.3891 | 0.03951 | 239 | 162 | 61 | 16 |
287 | well look what the cat dragged in | 1.3891 | 0.04210 | 239 | 168 | 49 | 22 |
288 | You should open that window. The human cannonball will be joining us in a minute. | 1.3887 | 0.04111 | 247 | 173 | 52 | 22 |
289 | But where are the clowns, there ought to be clowns. | 1.3884 | 0.04450 | 242 | 177 | 36 | 29 |
290 | Looks like Congress is back from the August break! | 1.3880 | 0.03955 | 250 | 172 | 59 | 19 |
291 | Here’s the pizzazz you ordered. | 1.3879 | 0.03818 | 281 | 196 | 61 | 24 |
292 | Congress has adjourned | 1.3879 | 0.04561 | 214 | 153 | 39 | 22 |
293 | I get to work from home now! | 1.3878 | 0.03926 | 245 | 167 | 61 | 17 |
294 | Sorry, wrong cartoon. We were looking for Family Circus. | 1.3872 | 0.04173 | 235 | 164 | 51 | 20 |
295 | So the circus is also working from home | 1.3870 | 0.04097 | 261 | 186 | 49 | 26 |
296 | Since you didn’t run away to join the circus, the circus came to join you! | 1.3868 | 0.03816 | 243 | 163 | 66 | 14 |
297 | You took out the garbage! | 1.3864 | 0.03652 | 264 | 177 | 72 | 15 |
298 | Relax, we don't have elephants anymore. | 1.3863 | 0.03924 | 233 | 157 | 62 | 14 |
299 | Wrong apartment. The Ringlings are upstairs. | 1.3862 | 0.03602 | 290 | 198 | 72 | 20 |
300 | They followed me home. | 1.3858 | 0.03620 | 254 | 168 | 74 | 12 |
301 | You said you wanted to meet my family | 1.3857 | 0.03929 | 210 | 138 | 63 | 9 |
302 | Alexa, I said streaming service not circus | 1.3855 | 0.04162 | 249 | 177 | 48 | 24 |
303 | Nothing definite, but you MAY be a winner. | 1.3855 | 0.03875 | 275 | 193 | 58 | 24 |
304 | I did not have to run away to join after all. | 1.3853 | 0.04103 | 218 | 148 | 56 | 14 |
305 | This is your brain on politics | 1.3853 | 0.04154 | 218 | 149 | 54 | 15 |
306 | This could have been an email | 1.3853 | 0.04040 | 231 | 158 | 57 | 16 |
307 | These pop-up ads are getting worse and worse. | 1.3853 | 0.03993 | 231 | 157 | 59 | 15 |
308 | Harold, I am DONE WITH COVID! | 1.3853 | 0.04266 | 231 | 163 | 47 | 21 |
309 | Where are the clowns? Send in the clowns. | 1.3852 | 0.03891 | 244 | 166 | 62 | 16 |
310 | On your left. | 1.3850 | 0.04101 | 226 | 155 | 55 | 16 |
311 | Why didn't you tell me we were hosting a Trump rally? | 1.3846 | 0.03996 | 260 | 183 | 54 | 23 |
312 | I've decided to work remotely. | 1.3843 | 0.03912 | 242 | 165 | 61 | 16 |
313 | Welcome to the new GOP! | 1.3841 | 0.03685 | 302 | 212 | 64 | 26 |
314 | Your mom sent us to get you off your computer. | 1.3840 | 0.03826 | 250 | 170 | 64 | 16 |
315 | Is this a bad time? | 1.3839 | 0.04173 | 224 | 155 | 52 | 17 |
316 | It’s always something! | 1.3837 | 0.03745 | 258 | 175 | 67 | 16 |
317 | ohhh, the GOP candidate parade!! | 1.3834 | 0.04863 | 193 | 140 | 32 | 21 |
318 | Could we borrow your tiny lion? | 1.3833 | 0.03977 | 240 | 165 | 58 | 17 |
319 | We’ll, one thing just led to another. | 1.3831 | 0.03971 | 248 | 172 | 57 | 19 |
320 | Attendees for the next MAGA rally make their way into the arena | 1.3829 | 0.03969 | 269 | 191 | 53 | 25 |
321 | I don't remember inviting congress over. | 1.3827 | 0.03919 | 277 | 197 | 54 | 26 |
322 | The in-laws are back. | 1.3826 | 0.03608 | 264 | 177 | 73 | 14 |
323 | Couldn't resist opening that suspicious email, could you? | 1.3821 | 0.04034 | 246 | 172 | 54 | 20 |
324 | I got the job! | 1.3814 | 0.03865 | 215 | 142 | 64 | 9 |
325 | Your cat booked us. | 1.3813 | 0.03712 | 257 | 174 | 68 | 15 |
326 | Hope this is the right house...... | 1.3812 | 0.04035 | 223 | 152 | 57 | 14 |
327 | We noticed you haven't been out for awhile, so we thought we'd drop by. | 1.3811 | 0.03799 | 244 | 165 | 65 | 14 |
328 | You should have read the agreement before hitting send. | 1.3803 | 0.04044 | 234 | 162 | 55 | 17 |
329 | And you must be the birthday boy! | 1.3802 | 0.04036 | 242 | 169 | 54 | 19 |
330 | Paul, wonders if he mistakenly took his teen son's drugs. | 1.3797 | 0.03778 | 237 | 159 | 66 | 12 |
331 | ”Thanks for calling Room Circus. | 1.3796 | 0.04707 | 216 | 160 | 30 | 26 |
332 | You told me to find a hobby | 1.3796 | 0.04121 | 216 | 148 | 54 | 14 |
333 | Thank you SO much for your order. | 1.3796 | 0.04001 | 245 | 171 | 55 | 19 |
334 | You elected a clown. What did you expect? | 1.3795 | 0.04401 | 224 | 161 | 41 | 22 |
335 | I think I subscribed to the wrong Showtime | 1.3794 | 0.04031 | 253 | 179 | 52 | 22 |
336 | We’ve run away to join you! | 1.3790 | 0.03841 | 248 | 170 | 62 | 16 |
337 | Oh, you're home early. | 1.3790 | 0.04282 | 219 | 154 | 47 | 18 |
338 | Didn't I tell you? Now I'm working from home. | 1.3789 | 0.03879 | 256 | 178 | 59 | 19 |
339 | Alexa, play “Send in the Clowns” | 1.3787 | 0.04163 | 235 | 166 | 49 | 20 |
340 | Congrats! You've been served. | 1.3780 | 0.04267 | 209 | 145 | 49 | 15 |
341 | Dad, they followed me home. Can I keep them? | 1.3779 | 0.03947 | 217 | 146 | 60 | 11 |
342 | You said I could invite in a few friends. | 1.3778 | 0.03663 | 270 | 185 | 68 | 17 |
343 | We fit in one car. | 1.3778 | 0.03738 | 270 | 187 | 64 | 19 |
344 | Geez, I ordered a pizza, not Fox News! | 1.3776 | 0.04045 | 241 | 169 | 53 | 19 |
345 | Do you think the hat’s too much? | 1.3776 | 0.04157 | 196 | 132 | 54 | 10 |
346 | You know the world is upside down when the circus runs away to join you ... | 1.3773 | 0.04314 | 220 | 156 | 45 | 19 |
347 | Just don’t talk about the elephant. | 1.3772 | 0.04206 | 228 | 161 | 48 | 19 |
348 | Oh great, the in-laws are back in town! | 1.3772 | 0.04113 | 228 | 159 | 52 | 17 |
349 | Did 76 trombones happen to come through here? | 1.3770 | 0.04000 | 252 | 178 | 53 | 21 |
350 | Guess what was half off at Macy's? | 1.3768 | 0.04239 | 207 | 143 | 50 | 14 |
351 | I know! You hate it when I bring work home… | 1.3766 | 0.03891 | 239 | 164 | 60 | 15 |
352 | The student loan for my MFA in Circus Studies has been forgiven! | 1.3765 | 0.03891 | 247 | 171 | 59 | 17 |
353 | I guess you really can order anything on the internet these days. | 1.3765 | 0.03641 | 255 | 172 | 70 | 13 |
354 | Something tells me I forgot to take my medication. | 1.3764 | 0.03799 | 271 | 190 | 60 | 21 |
355 | The sword swallower and fire juggler send their regrets. | 1.3763 | 0.04627 | 186 | 131 | 40 | 15 |
356 | Sorry - the elephants are still using the bathroom. | 1.3762 | 0.04708 | 210 | 155 | 31 | 24 |
357 | You said you wanted the whole shebang. | 1.3760 | 0.03902 | 242 | 167 | 59 | 16 |
358 | Look what the cat dragged in. | 1.3756 | 0.04442 | 197 | 138 | 44 | 15 |
359 | Congratulations! YOU are our 100th customer today! | 1.3756 | 0.04321 | 205 | 143 | 47 | 15 |
360 | We're here to run away with YOU! | 1.3755 | 0.03772 | 237 | 160 | 65 | 12 |
361 | Ta Rah Rah Boom Dee Ay, Trump’s gone to jail today!” | 1.3755 | 0.04156 | 261 | 191 | 42 | 28 |
362 | You seemed depressed. | 1.3750 | 0.04279 | 200 | 138 | 49 | 13 |
363 | They're indicting him? | 1.3750 | 0.04269 | 216 | 152 | 47 | 17 |
364 | Better grab a snow shovel,the elephants will be here any second. | 1.3750 | 0.03996 | 208 | 140 | 58 | 10 |
365 | Looks like all the Covid restrictions have finally been lifted. | 1.3750 | 0.04064 | 224 | 155 | 54 | 15 |
366 | I think I right clicked when I should have left clicked... | 1.3750 | 0.04037 | 200 | 134 | 57 | 9 |
367 | We're both going to work from home now. | 1.3750 | 0.03793 | 264 | 184 | 61 | 19 |
368 | The extroverts are here | 1.3750 | 0.04209 | 224 | 158 | 48 | 18 |
369 | Welcome to Cirque le Foyer… | 1.3745 | 0.03800 | 267 | 187 | 60 | 20 |
370 | Just when Jeremy thought he’d cleared his mind of all the demons, his circus of emotions decided to barge in. | 1.3745 | 0.03804 | 251 | 173 | 62 | 16 |
371 | I guess the Midterm Election Campaign Season is at hand. | 1.3745 | 0.03886 | 235 | 161 | 60 | 14 |
372 | You did say "There ought to be clowns, send in the clowns" | 1.3740 | 0.03773 | 254 | 175 | 63 | 16 |
373 | This is what Google says you want based on your browsing history. | 1.3739 | 0.04037 | 222 | 153 | 55 | 14 |
374 | I need to stop drinking when I’m on line shopping” | 1.3737 | 0.04367 | 190 | 131 | 47 | 12 |
375 | Your deposit is going to run away with us. | 1.3735 | 0.03948 | 249 | 175 | 55 | 19 |
376 | You ordered the Everything pizza? | 1.3733 | 0.04287 | 225 | 161 | 44 | 20 |
377 | Nothing. What's new with YOU?! | 1.3733 | 0.04194 | 225 | 159 | 48 | 18 |
378 | You wouldn't run away with us, so we came to you! | 1.3733 | 0.04098 | 225 | 157 | 52 | 16 |
379 | Be careful what you wish for. | 1.3730 | 0.03707 | 252 | 172 | 66 | 14 |
380 | Wow, DoorDash really stepped it up this time. | 1.3727 | 0.04308 | 220 | 157 | 44 | 19 |
381 | Hi Honey. Ask me about my day. | 1.3722 | 0.04596 | 180 | 126 | 41 | 13 |
382 | And YOU thought all I could bring in was a dead mouse. | 1.3722 | 0.04528 | 180 | 125 | 43 | 12 |
383 | The settlement's final. I get the house, you get the tent. | 1.3722 | 0.04245 | 180 | 121 | 51 | 8 |
384 | When you said you family was a circus, I thought you were being metaphorical. | 1.3719 | 0.03982 | 199 | 133 | 58 | 8 |
385 | Well, your door mat DID say ‘welcome’… | 1.3718 | 0.03987 | 234 | 163 | 55 | 16 |
386 | We decided it's time for an intervention. | 1.3717 | 0.03665 | 269 | 186 | 66 | 17 |
387 | We’re part of your streaming package. | 1.3717 | 0.03777 | 269 | 189 | 60 | 20 |
388 | I think you have the wrong address. This is 3 Ring circle. | 1.3714 | 0.04401 | 210 | 150 | 42 | 18 |
389 | The tiny car outside should have been a clue. | 1.3713 | 0.04186 | 202 | 139 | 51 | 12 |
390 | And just like that, Gary realized his life was, in fact, a circus. | 1.3712 | 0.04276 | 229 | 165 | 43 | 21 |
391 | You told me to get a hobby! | 1.3711 | 0.04484 | 194 | 137 | 42 | 15 |
392 | Congratulations! The Republican National Convention is being held in your apartment this year. | 1.3707 | 0.04423 | 205 | 146 | 42 | 17 |
393 | Shoot, the AA meeting already? | 1.3706 | 0.04435 | 197 | 139 | 43 | 15 |
394 | Oh, it’s election season already? | 1.3705 | 0.04297 | 224 | 161 | 43 | 20 |
395 | The divorce was granted! | 1.3705 | 0.04203 | 224 | 159 | 47 | 18 |
396 | You only took one Uber! | 1.3704 | 0.04247 | 189 | 129 | 50 | 10 |
397 | I'm working from home today | 1.3702 | 0.03785 | 235 | 160 | 63 | 12 |
398 | Alexa,find circus near me | 1.3700 | 0.04272 | 200 | 139 | 48 | 13 |
399 | Congress coming back from Labor Day vacation !! | 1.3699 | 0.04120 | 219 | 153 | 51 | 15 |
400 | Hi honey, the ring master said I can work from home! | 1.3698 | 0.03925 | 265 | 190 | 52 | 23 |
401 | Well, at least there’s no elephant in the room this time. | 1.3697 | 0.04173 | 211 | 147 | 50 | 14 |
402 | Great! Now I don't have to run off and join them | 1.3696 | 0.04523 | 184 | 129 | 42 | 13 |
403 | After six months of solitude and reading on Saturday nights, Bob’s friends stage an intervention. | 1.3690 | 0.04341 | 187 | 129 | 47 | 11 |
404 | We have a circus warrant. | 1.3689 | 0.03826 | 244 | 169 | 60 | 15 |
405 | I'm not really into quiet quitting. | 1.3687 | 0.04743 | 179 | 128 | 36 | 15 |
406 | I don't care if you did get Wordle in 2! | 1.3684 | 0.04229 | 190 | 130 | 50 | 10 |
407 | Hi honey, I had to bring some work home. | 1.3684 | 0.03808 | 228 | 155 | 62 | 11 |
408 | OMG! The House is back in session. | 1.3684 | 0.04005 | 247 | 176 | 51 | 20 |
409 | Your boss sent us in lieu of your 401k. | 1.3684 | 0.04101 | 228 | 161 | 50 | 17 |
410 | Thanks for leaving the door open to your imagination! | 1.3684 | 0.04459 | 171 | 117 | 45 | 9 |
411 | The circus followed me home. Can we keep it? | 1.3682 | 0.03897 | 220 | 150 | 59 | 11 |
412 | Guess what I joined today | 1.3678 | 0.03852 | 261 | 185 | 56 | 20 |
413 | Oh, I guess it’s time for the evening news. | 1.3677 | 0.04066 | 223 | 156 | 52 | 15 |
414 | Honey, your family's here. | 1.3670 | 0.04129 | 218 | 153 | 50 | 15 |
415 | Honey, I’m home! | 1.3670 | 0.04280 | 218 | 156 | 44 | 18 |
416 | Sure, come on in but can you get the dog in the tutu to take off her boots? | 1.3667 | 0.04182 | 210 | 147 | 49 | 14 |
417 | Let's keep it light. I want a divorce. | 1.3667 | 0.04072 | 210 | 145 | 53 | 12 |
418 | Introvert Nightmares | 1.3667 | 0.04786 | 180 | 130 | 34 | 16 |
419 | Honey, my new job requires me to work from home. | 1.3664 | 0.04185 | 232 | 167 | 45 | 20 |
420 | Dad’s home. | 1.3663 | 0.04237 | 202 | 141 | 48 | 13 |
421 | Oh great, there goes my nap! | 1.3663 | 0.04438 | 172 | 118 | 45 | 9 |
422 | Tired of the Internet yet? | 1.3661 | 0.04100 | 224 | 158 | 50 | 16 |
423 | I was going to run away TO the circus! | 1.3660 | 0.03921 | 235 | 164 | 56 | 15 |
424 | I know we just left … but Cecil the Bear forgot his phone charger. | 1.3659 | 0.04362 | 205 | 146 | 43 | 16 |
425 | Well, you shouldn't have complained that he never drags in anything interesting. | 1.3657 | 0.04256 | 216 | 154 | 45 | 17 |
426 | Try to look surprised. | 1.3657 | 0.04205 | 216 | 153 | 47 | 16 |
427 | I've decided to divorce you and marry a real clown. | 1.3655 | 0.03977 | 238 | 168 | 53 | 17 |
428 | You should see the car they came in. | 1.3655 | 0.03977 | 238 | 168 | 53 | 17 |
429 | I couldn't stand the quiet after the kids went to camp. | 1.3655 | 0.03932 | 197 | 132 | 58 | 7 |
430 | Looks like Congress is on a break ... again. | 1.3651 | 0.04113 | 241 | 174 | 46 | 21 |
431 | Remember when I said some friends from work were coming over for dinner? | 1.3651 | 0.04071 | 241 | 173 | 48 | 20 |
432 | Quarantine is over. | 1.3650 | 0.04380 | 200 | 142 | 43 | 15 |
433 | Could we use your phone? Our car broke down. | 1.3649 | 0.04124 | 222 | 157 | 49 | 16 |
434 | Thank you for signing up for our new streaming entertainment service. | 1.3636 | 0.03890 | 220 | 151 | 58 | 11 |
435 | Elect a clown. Expect a circus.. | 1.3636 | 0.04291 | 198 | 139 | 46 | 13 |
436 | We’re the attachment to unsolicited email. | 1.3636 | 0.04265 | 187 | 129 | 48 | 10 |
437 | You never pay attention to me | 1.3636 | 0.04292 | 176 | 120 | 48 | 8 |
438 | I said Feline not Fellini! | 1.3636 | 0.04609 | 209 | 155 | 32 | 22 |
439 | You should have read the fine print when you installed Ring. | 1.3632 | 0.04362 | 201 | 143 | 43 | 15 |
440 | Seriously, mom, I was about to call you back. | 1.3632 | 0.04305 | 201 | 142 | 45 | 14 |
441 | Honey, look what the cat dragged in. | 1.3632 | 0.04419 | 201 | 144 | 41 | 16 |
442 | Do an evening class…make new friends you said… | 1.3632 | 0.04220 | 190 | 131 | 49 | 10 |
443 | I thought I bought a Ring doorbell, not a 3-ring doorbell. | 1.3629 | 0.04160 | 237 | 172 | 44 | 21 |
444 | The airline found our luggage! | 1.3626 | 0.04600 | 171 | 120 | 40 | 11 |
445 | Honey, I think I may have mixed up my prescriptions again… | 1.3624 | 0.04173 | 229 | 165 | 45 | 19 |
446 | Wow...that's a lot for just $8.99 a month." | 1.3624 | 0.04127 | 229 | 164 | 47 | 18 |
447 | I stand corrected. It IS my circus. | 1.3623 | 0.04161 | 207 | 145 | 49 | 13 |
448 | We saw your resume. Yes, we can offer you an interesting, fun and challenging job. | 1.3622 | 0.04379 | 196 | 139 | 43 | 14 |
449 | I told Morris he could bring, "one or two friends." | 1.3621 | 0.03871 | 243 | 171 | 56 | 16 |
450 | Take us to your ringleader. | 1.3621 | 0.03902 | 232 | 162 | 56 | 14 |
451 | Wait,what is Congress doing here? | 1.3620 | 0.04279 | 221 | 160 | 42 | 19 |
452 | Congratulations for paying off your student loans" | 1.3617 | 0.04313 | 188 | 131 | 46 | 11 |
453 | Remember our talk about spicing up our sex life? | 1.3617 | 0.04631 | 188 | 136 | 36 | 16 |
454 | I ordered “Carvel”, not “Carnival” Autocorrect got me again! | 1.3616 | 0.03893 | 224 | 155 | 57 | 12 |
455 | ''All I did was unsubscribe!....'' | 1.3616 | 0.04492 | 177 | 124 | 42 | 11 |
456 | Surprise, your lease is up! | 1.3613 | 0.04456 | 191 | 136 | 41 | 14 |
457 | All I did was register Republican. | 1.3612 | 0.04379 | 227 | 168 | 36 | 23 |
458 | Your mother heard the news you might be moving out. | 1.3612 | 0.04103 | 227 | 162 | 48 | 17 |
459 | You booked us...not bookmarked us | 1.3609 | 0.04635 | 169 | 119 | 39 | 11 |
460 | We're here to set up your internet. | 1.3608 | 0.04285 | 194 | 136 | 46 | 12 |
461 | This is not so much a caption as a comment ! I am the Director of New York's Village Halloween Parade and basically this is my living room! I recognized it right away! | 1.3606 | 0.04144 | 208 | 146 | 49 | 13 |
462 | Do we have the wrong address? | 1.3604 | 0.03809 | 222 | 152 | 60 | 10 |
463 | Sorry I had to bring work home today | 1.3602 | 0.04318 | 211 | 152 | 42 | 17 |
464 | Elections start earlier and earlier... | 1.3602 | 0.03935 | 211 | 145 | 56 | 10 |
465 | You didn't win anything, Mr. Jones, but there was an open spot in our schedule. | 1.3600 | 0.04075 | 200 | 138 | 52 | 10 |
466 | I knew I could find a way to get your attention! | 1.3600 | 0.03775 | 225 | 154 | 61 | 10 |
467 | This is the side of my family I didn't tell you about" | 1.3598 | 0.04275 | 214 | 154 | 43 | 17 |
468 | The Circus wants to run away to live with us! Is that OK? | 1.3594 | 0.04182 | 217 | 155 | 46 | 16 |
469 | The trapeze artist will swing by later." | 1.3594 | 0.04249 | 192 | 134 | 47 | 11 |
470 | Wow! It must almost be time for midterms | 1.3592 | 0.03814 | 206 | 139 | 60 | 7 |
471 | Maybe I shouldn't have invited the whole family for Thanksgiving | 1.3590 | 0.03922 | 234 | 165 | 54 | 15 |
472 | Please don’t tell me you brought work home again | 1.3590 | 0.04389 | 195 | 139 | 42 | 14 |
473 | He's been indited! | 1.3589 | 0.04602 | 209 | 156 | 31 | 22 |
474 | We’re here for our family reunion! | 1.3585 | 0.04142 | 212 | 150 | 48 | 14 |
475 | Looks like another election year. | 1.3583 | 0.04256 | 187 | 130 | 47 | 10 |
476 | You said you wanted more surprises in the bedroom! | 1.3578 | 0.04412 | 218 | 161 | 36 | 21 |
477 | Did you all fit in one car? | 1.3576 | 0.04626 | 165 | 116 | 39 | 10 |
478 | And you thought I forgot your birthday! | 1.3575 | 0.04175 | 221 | 159 | 45 | 17 |
479 | Dad, found a school I loved in Sarasota. | 1.3571 | 0.04490 | 168 | 117 | 42 | 9 |
480 | Honey, I brought a few friends home for dinner” | 1.3571 | 0.03825 | 210 | 143 | 59 | 8 |
481 | I'm working from home tonight. | 1.3568 | 0.03703 | 241 | 167 | 62 | 12 |
482 | Oh, thank god. You found my umbrella | 1.3568 | 0.03885 | 241 | 171 | 54 | 16 |
483 | And still no elephant in the room? | 1.3568 | 0.04284 | 213 | 154 | 42 | 17 |
484 | Cats always let you know when they want something. But it’s not always clear what. | 1.3568 | 0.04265 | 199 | 141 | 45 | 13 |
485 | Relax, we left the seventy-six trombones on the bus. | 1.3567 | 0.04437 | 171 | 119 | 43 | 9 |
486 | Just then the shrooms kicked in... | 1.3565 | 0.04191 | 216 | 155 | 45 | 16 |
487 | Hey, computer guy, maybe you can help us get more band width. | 1.3564 | 0.04221 | 202 | 143 | 46 | 13 |
488 | Where are your masks? | 1.3564 | 0.04103 | 202 | 141 | 50 | 11 |
489 | I met them in the elevator | 1.3564 | 0.04221 | 202 | 143 | 46 | 13 |
490 | So that's what happens when you hit 'Control C'. | 1.3564 | 0.04804 | 188 | 140 | 29 | 19 |
491 | But did you remember to pick up some milk? | 1.3562 | 0.04442 | 219 | 163 | 34 | 22 |
492 | Catnip lets everyone see the world differently! | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
493 | We have the Airbnb rental tonight. | 1.3560 | 0.04385 | 191 | 136 | 42 | 13 |
494 | The circus is in town? No, Burning Man just ended. | 1.3560 | 0.04126 | 191 | 132 | 50 | 9 |
495 | It's amazing what you can stream these days... | 1.3558 | 0.04410 | 163 | 112 | 44 | 7 |
496 | The Congressional delegation has arrived! | 1.3557 | 0.04519 | 194 | 141 | 37 | 16 |
497 | Johnny! Keep the volume down! It sounds like a circus in there! | 1.3557 | 0.04459 | 194 | 140 | 39 | 15 |
498 | Hi Honey. I'm working from home today. | 1.3553 | 0.03937 | 228 | 161 | 53 | 14 |
499 | Where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns! | 1.3552 | 0.04381 | 183 | 129 | 43 | 11 |
500 | This is the last time I order a pizza with "everything." | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
501 | But you dialed "888" for Room Circus! | 1.3551 | 0.04369 | 214 | 157 | 38 | 19 |
502 | Lucky for you the elephants called in sick today. | 1.3550 | 0.04421 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
503 | Politics starts early this year. | 1.3548 | 0.04018 | 217 | 153 | 51 | 13 |
504 | That time the circus ran away to join a family | 1.3548 | 0.04018 | 217 | 153 | 51 | 13 |
505 | Who let the Texas State Legislature up the elevator again? | 1.3547 | 0.04592 | 203 | 151 | 32 | 20 |
506 | Used to be called the circus, now it’s called life. | 1.3545 | 0.04415 | 189 | 135 | 41 | 13 |
507 | I think you want the tent next door. | 1.3545 | 0.04083 | 189 | 130 | 51 | 8 |
508 | OMG! Dad gave me the wrong Brownie again. | 1.3545 | 0.04478 | 189 | 136 | 39 | 14 |
509 | Great news! I'll be working from home! | 1.3544 | 0.04329 | 206 | 149 | 41 | 16 |
510 | Is that bear carrying a purse??? | 1.3543 | 0.04144 | 223 | 161 | 45 | 17 |
511 | Wow, this virtual reality stuff gets better every day! | 1.3542 | 0.04240 | 192 | 135 | 46 | 11 |
512 | Guess what I won at the PTA raffle. | 1.3540 | 0.03858 | 226 | 158 | 56 | 12 |
513 | Your girlfriend wants you to know she really is sorry, and if you don’t accept her apology she is subletting her share of the lease to us. | 1.3539 | 0.04316 | 178 | 124 | 45 | 9 |
514 | Hi. Can we use you bathroom? | 1.3539 | 0.04389 | 178 | 125 | 43 | 10 |
515 | We’re doing a residency. | 1.3539 | 0.03989 | 243 | 176 | 48 | 19 |
516 | The Jehovah Witnesses have really upped their game. | 1.3536 | 0.04547 | 181 | 130 | 38 | 13 |
517 | I ordered clowns, where are the clowns? | 1.3533 | 0.04420 | 167 | 116 | 43 | 8 |
518 | Don’t bother, they’re here. | 1.3532 | 0.04403 | 201 | 146 | 39 | 16 |
519 | To get elephants you have to specify Circus Maximus. | 1.3529 | 0.04246 | 187 | 131 | 46 | 10 |
520 | Should’ve read the easement. | 1.3529 | 0.04525 | 170 | 120 | 40 | 10 |
521 | I had a really productive session at therapy today. | 1.3529 | 0.04634 | 187 | 137 | 34 | 16 |
522 | Your upstairs neighbors hired us to be louder than them. | 1.3527 | 0.04030 | 207 | 145 | 51 | 11 |
523 | Siri, I meant play 'Send in the Clowns,' not actually send them in." [NOTE TO EDITOR: please underline the word "play." | 1.3524 | 0.04214 | 210 | 151 | 44 | 15 |
524 | I should have known better than to download that midterm election app | 1.3522 | 0.03957 | 230 | 164 | 51 | 15 |
525 | Hi honey, I brought home a few friends from work! | 1.3521 | 0.04225 | 213 | 154 | 43 | 16 |
526 | What did you think - FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 555-7899 - would mean? | 1.3520 | 0.04421 | 196 | 142 | 39 | 15 |
527 | Zoom classes are over, time to join the real world. | 1.3520 | 0.03919 | 196 | 134 | 55 | 7 |
528 | We're the 'three ring' you just ordered on Amazon. | 1.3520 | 0.04421 | 196 | 142 | 39 | 15 |
529 | Mom? | 1.3520 | 0.04595 | 196 | 145 | 33 | 18 |
530 | We’ll be gone when you wake up! | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
531 | Good news, my manager said I could work from home. | 1.3516 | 0.04593 | 182 | 132 | 36 | 14 |
532 | All I did was google Big Top | 1.3516 | 0.04040 | 219 | 156 | 49 | 14 |
533 | We thought we should introduce ourselves to our new downstairs neighbor! | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
534 | I think we found our balancing act. | 1.3514 | 0.04204 | 185 | 129 | 47 | 9 |
535 | The sign on your door read "make noise, doorbell broken". | 1.3512 | 0.04227 | 205 | 147 | 44 | 14 |
536 | Well, technically it joined me. | 1.3511 | 0.04021 | 188 | 129 | 52 | 7 |
537 | See honey, work from home is the way of the future. | 1.3511 | 0.04294 | 188 | 133 | 44 | 11 |
538 | We decided to go fully remote too! | 1.3509 | 0.04426 | 171 | 120 | 42 | 9 |
539 | You elect a clown, expect a circus | 1.3509 | 0.04653 | 171 | 123 | 36 | 12 |
540 | It's true! You can order anything on the internet. | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
541 | Your pizza is on the way. We’re the extras you ordered”. | 1.3506 | 0.04669 | 174 | 126 | 35 | 13 |
542 | Did someone order a pizza with everything? | 1.3505 | 0.04267 | 194 | 138 | 44 | 12 |
543 | You've been selected to beta-test Facebook's new birthday experience. | 1.3505 | 0.04267 | 194 | 138 | 44 | 12 |
544 | I now know why we got such a great deal on the rent. | 1.3504 | 0.03861 | 234 | 166 | 54 | 14 |
545 | This is why I didn't want kids. | 1.3503 | 0.04684 | 157 | 111 | 37 | 9 |
546 | It's the cats birthday! How else are we gonna celebrate? | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
547 | I never should have taught that cat how to open the door. | 1.3502 | 0.03902 | 217 | 152 | 54 | 11 |
548 | 'Live streaming coming to your living room.' | 1.3500 | 0.03973 | 220 | 156 | 51 | 13 |
549 | I wasn’t expecting this until after the midterms. | 1.3498 | 0.04077 | 203 | 143 | 49 | 11 |
550 | But I disabled all pop ups… | 1.3497 | 0.04964 | 163 | 120 | 29 | 14 |
551 | Had to jump through a lot of hoops to make this surprise party happen. | 1.3495 | 0.03918 | 206 | 143 | 54 | 9 |
552 | You said you wanted nothing in tents tonight. | 1.3495 | 0.03978 | 206 | 144 | 52 | 10 |
553 | Sorry,wrong tent. | 1.3492 | 0.04276 | 189 | 134 | 44 | 11 |
554 | Can we interest you in a home alarm system? | 1.3492 | 0.04405 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
555 | We heard you had sex. | 1.3491 | 0.04440 | 212 | 158 | 34 | 20 |
556 | Nathan's last day at Quiet Meadows Apartments before his eviction after accidentally ordering a circus on Amazon. | 1.3490 | 0.04357 | 192 | 138 | 41 | 13 |
557 | It was either sub-let the closet to a circus or move to Hoboken…I guess I can sleep with earplugs. | 1.3490 | 0.04165 | 192 | 135 | 47 | 10 |
558 | We're staying because no way we are getting back into that Uber. | 1.3487 | 0.04040 | 238 | 174 | 45 | 19 |
559 | She’ll never believe this. Safer to go with the dog ate my homework. | 1.3486 | 0.04151 | 218 | 158 | 44 | 16 |
560 | I knew my life was a circus, but…. | 1.3486 | 0.04354 | 175 | 123 | 43 | 9 |
561 | When a surprise party is planned by a cat! | 1.3483 | 0.04451 | 178 | 127 | 40 | 11 |
562 | They really weren’t kidding about same day shipping | 1.3483 | 0.04000 | 178 | 121 | 52 | 5 |
563 | The mushrooms in your pizza sent us. | 1.3483 | 0.04221 | 201 | 144 | 44 | 13 |
564 | Your ex-wife sent us to celebrate the divorce :-) | 1.3482 | 0.04072 | 224 | 162 | 46 | 16 |
565 | It happens every time I play that Judy Collins song | 1.3481 | 0.04330 | 181 | 128 | 43 | 10 |
566 | I'm sorry babe, had to bring work home. | 1.3478 | 0.03920 | 184 | 125 | 54 | 5 |
567 | I was serious about running away to join the circus, but I never said I wouldn't come back! | 1.3478 | 0.04351 | 184 | 131 | 42 | 11 |
568 | I told you there was no such thing as 'quiet quitting.' | 1.3478 | 0.04551 | 184 | 134 | 36 | 14 |
569 | Air B&B stands for Barnum and Bailey | 1.3476 | 0.04461 | 164 | 115 | 41 | 8 |
570 | I think my adding "Extrovert" to my dating profile may have been a mistake. | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
571 | What happens when you buy the Ringling doorbell by mistake. | 1.3474 | 0.04001 | 213 | 151 | 50 | 12 |
572 | Just another knock-off of Hieronymus Bosch. | 1.3473 | 0.04568 | 167 | 119 | 38 | 10 |
573 | You're late, the surprise party was yesterday! | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
574 | I know how you hate surprise parties, so I ordered you one. | 1.3472 | 0.04212 | 193 | 137 | 45 | 11 |
575 | MAGA is here | 1.3472 | 0.04461 | 193 | 141 | 37 | 15 |
576 | Ironically, the circus had always wanted to run away and join James. | 1.3468 | 0.04194 | 222 | 163 | 41 | 18 |
577 | YEAH! The kids went back to school. | 1.3468 | 0.04384 | 173 | 122 | 42 | 9 |
578 | Another election year already? | 1.3466 | 0.04481 | 176 | 126 | 39 | 11 |
579 | Congratulations! You are our one-millionth DoorDash customer! | 1.3465 | 0.04262 | 202 | 146 | 42 | 14 |
580 | Cheer up, you look like you've never seen Congress on recess before. | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
581 | Do you mind if I work from home today? | 1.3464 | 0.04060 | 179 | 123 | 50 | 6 |
582 | They're happy all their kids are back in school. | 1.3464 | 0.04358 | 179 | 127 | 42 | 10 |
583 | We’re your new neighbors, the Soleils. | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
584 | Why can’t they accept that I’m retired | 1.3463 | 0.04103 | 205 | 146 | 47 | 12 |
585 | The door to my imagination is finally open. | 1.3462 | 0.04167 | 182 | 127 | 47 | 8 |
586 | Oops ... thanks Amazon, but umm ... how do I return it? | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
587 | What do you mean it's not your birthday? | 1.3460 | 0.03910 | 211 | 148 | 53 | 10 |
588 | Your Zoom background is here! | 1.3460 | 0.04024 | 211 | 150 | 49 | 12 |
589 | Time for mid-term elections! | 1.3459 | 0.04263 | 185 | 131 | 44 | 10 |
590 | It's nearly election season. | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
591 | What's this? I ordered 76 trombones | 1.3458 | 0.04200 | 214 | 156 | 42 | 16 |
592 | I think we messed up our DoorDash order. | 1.3457 | 0.04542 | 188 | 138 | 35 | 15 |
593 | Mr. Whiskers, did you list the guest room on Airbnb again? | 1.3457 | 0.04350 | 188 | 135 | 41 | 12 |
594 | Is the GOP holding their meeting here? | 1.3457 | 0.03933 | 243 | 177 | 48 | 18 |
595 | Did you order cirque du same day?” | 1.3455 | 0.04269 | 165 | 114 | 45 | 6 |
596 | Looks like congress is back in session. | 1.3455 | 0.04354 | 165 | 115 | 43 | 7 |
597 | Not exactly the alt+shift result you were expecting? | 1.3452 | 0.04221 | 168 | 116 | 46 | 6 |
598 | You said you wanted to liven up our marriage... | 1.3452 | 0.04334 | 197 | 143 | 40 | 14 |
599 | We got tired of waiting for you to run away. | 1.3452 | 0.04274 | 197 | 142 | 42 | 13 |
600 | We thought you might be wondering about all the noise upstairs. | 1.3452 | 0.04151 | 197 | 140 | 46 | 11 |
601 | Just getting ready for midterm elections | 1.3450 | 0.04642 | 171 | 124 | 35 | 12 |
602 | The midterm election campaigns seem to start earlier every year. | 1.3450 | 0.04414 | 171 | 121 | 41 | 9 |
603 | I told you not to feed them. | 1.3450 | 0.04229 | 200 | 144 | 43 | 13 |
604 | We're an intervention sent by your family. | 1.3450 | 0.04047 | 200 | 141 | 49 | 10 |
605 | Now I kinda hate they banned the elephant in the room. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
606 | Mom, your PTA friends are here! | 1.3448 | 0.04186 | 203 | 146 | 44 | 13 |
607 | I thought you were done bringing your work home with you. | 1.3447 | 0.04028 | 206 | 146 | 49 | 11 |
608 | Welcome to the neighborhood! | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
609 | You ordered the special? | 1.3443 | 0.03837 | 212 | 148 | 55 | 9 |
610 | Every time we fight, she has to go for the juggler” | 1.3443 | 0.04008 | 212 | 151 | 49 | 12 |
611 | Sorry,wrong apartment. | 1.3443 | 0.04428 | 183 | 132 | 39 | 12 |
612 | It's my night to host the bridge club. | 1.3441 | 0.04105 | 186 | 130 | 48 | 8 |
613 | I said "Send in the clowns," not the entire circus! | 1.3439 | 0.04265 | 189 | 135 | 43 | 11 |
614 | Yes, we have a warrant. | 1.3438 | 0.04532 | 192 | 142 | 34 | 16 |
615 | You have the wrong cartoon, this isn't Family Circus! | 1.3436 | 0.04112 | 195 | 138 | 47 | 10 |
616 | Look what I got at the tent sale! | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
617 | Your vote counts | 1.3433 | 0.03969 | 201 | 141 | 51 | 9 |
618 | When cats make their own birthday party plans | 1.3431 | 0.04339 | 204 | 150 | 38 | 16 |
619 | What’s wrong? You bring your work home with you, too. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
620 | Somethings off. Is that bear carrying a pocketbook? | 1.3430 | 0.04240 | 207 | 151 | 41 | 15 |
621 | Where's your bathroom? Our bear won't use the woods. | 1.3427 | 0.04144 | 178 | 124 | 47 | 7 |
622 | Well, if you can’t beat ‘em… | 1.3423 | 0.04928 | 149 | 108 | 31 | 10 |
623 | This was not what I had in mind when I said home-entertainment | 1.3423 | 0.04545 | 149 | 104 | 39 | 6 |
624 | Election season has begun | 1.3422 | 0.04359 | 187 | 135 | 40 | 12 |
625 | I know it’s been 23 years since you wished you could run away and join the circus, but you wouldn’t believe the backlog we have. | 1.3422 | 0.04425 | 187 | 136 | 38 | 13 |
626 | You said I could invite friends from work | 1.3422 | 0.03870 | 187 | 128 | 54 | 5 |
627 | The media circus has taken things to a whole new level. | 1.3421 | 0.04563 | 190 | 141 | 33 | 16 |
628 | Kevin, your circus tickets are, in fact, non-refundable! | 1.3420 | 0.04072 | 193 | 136 | 48 | 9 |
629 | Hi, Josh. I hope you don’t mind, but, I had to bring some work home with me. | 1.3418 | 0.04578 | 196 | 147 | 31 | 18 |
630 | Aren't you glad you accepted all the cookies? | 1.3418 | 0.04558 | 158 | 112 | 38 | 8 |
631 | Are you looking for the location of the Trump Administration Alumni Conference? | 1.3416 | 0.04253 | 202 | 147 | 41 | 14 |
632 | Sorry, just passing through | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
633 | I’ve told you before - Stephen Sondheim lives next door. | 1.3413 | 0.04712 | 167 | 122 | 33 | 12 |
634 | Just passing through! | 1.3413 | 0.04228 | 167 | 116 | 45 | 6 |
635 | Can we borrow a tent? A big one? | 1.3413 | 0.04312 | 167 | 117 | 43 | 7 |
636 | We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3412 | 0.04728 | 170 | 125 | 32 | 13 |
637 | Guess who just died? | 1.3412 | 0.04578 | 170 | 123 | 36 | 11 |
638 | Hi George. Thank you for signing the prenup. | 1.3412 | 0.04423 | 170 | 121 | 40 | 9 |
639 | I've decided to try working from home. | 1.3412 | 0.04344 | 170 | 120 | 42 | 8 |
640 | Looks like we're losing a turtle, do either of you want to join? | 1.3410 | 0.04295 | 173 | 122 | 43 | 8 |
641 | I decided to work from home. | 1.3410 | 0.04448 | 173 | 124 | 39 | 10 |
642 | A circusgram to brighten your day from a friend so far away | 1.3408 | 0.04274 | 179 | 127 | 43 | 9 |
643 | You could have just knocked. | 1.3407 | 0.04299 | 182 | 130 | 42 | 10 |
644 | No, the meeting of Republican senate candidates is across the hall. | 1.3405 | 0.04455 | 185 | 135 | 37 | 13 |
645 | Oh, is the Trump rally today? | 1.3405 | 0.04388 | 185 | 134 | 39 | 12 |
646 | What did I win? | 1.3403 | 0.04096 | 191 | 135 | 47 | 9 |
647 | The circus ran away to join you! | 1.3401 | 0.04370 | 147 | 101 | 42 | 4 |
648 | Not your average bachelor party. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
649 | I brought my work home. | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
650 | When I commented "Send in the clowns" in response to the latest Donald Jr tweet, I didn't expect the entire House of Representatives to show up | 1.3400 | 0.04160 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
651 | It was the cat's idea. | 1.3398 | 0.04192 | 206 | 150 | 42 | 14 |
652 | You just Googled “circus,” right? | 1.3397 | 0.04094 | 209 | 151 | 45 | 13 |
653 | On the first day of the fall semester, Tom's ADHD returns. | 1.3397 | 0.04038 | 209 | 150 | 47 | 12 |
654 | Due to budget cuts, we’ll be working from home. Your home. | 1.3397 | 0.04205 | 209 | 153 | 41 | 15 |
655 | They did say, "Be careful what you wish for!" | 1.3395 | 0.04305 | 162 | 113 | 43 | 6 |
656 | Welcome to working from home, Ringmaster. | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
657 | Former President Trump has endorsed us and we hope we can count on your vote in November! | 1.3394 | 0.04083 | 218 | 159 | 44 | 15 |
658 | Since you won’t let me join the circus, I decided to ask the circus to join us. | 1.3394 | 0.04167 | 165 | 114 | 46 | 5 |
659 | Not in my litter box. | 1.3393 | 0.04122 | 168 | 116 | 47 | 5 |
660 | Turns out it is your circus, even without the monkeys. | 1.3391 | 0.04427 | 174 | 125 | 39 | 10 |
661 | This acid is way too strong. | 1.3390 | 0.04729 | 177 | 132 | 30 | 15 |
662 | Is this how they justify the rent increase? | 1.3389 | 0.04181 | 180 | 127 | 45 | 8 |
663 | Whoa! I thought I ordered circuits. | 1.3388 | 0.04279 | 183 | 131 | 42 | 10 |
664 | Just how long are the in-laws planning to stay here? | 1.3387 | 0.04301 | 186 | 134 | 41 | 11 |
665 | They’re here for the elephant in the room | 1.3386 | 0.04120 | 189 | 134 | 46 | 9 |
666 | The Internet is down but we wanted you to know we liked your Facebook post. | 1.3384 | 0.03997 | 198 | 140 | 49 | 9 |
667 | I never dreamed they'd offer a work-at-home option! | 1.3383 | 0.04202 | 201 | 146 | 42 | 13 |
668 | You’re early. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
669 | I brought my circus of friends. | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
670 | Here comes THE DONALD! | 1.3376 | 0.04995 | 157 | 117 | 27 | 13 |
671 | Don’t worry, Amazon welcomes returns. | 1.3376 | 0.04568 | 157 | 112 | 37 | 8 |
672 | I'm going to work from home today | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
673 | Wow All I did was change the kitty litter. | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
674 | The kids are back in school! | 1.3373 | 0.04566 | 166 | 120 | 36 | 10 |
675 | Note to self: read the warning label on that new brand of tea I bought..... | 1.3373 | 0.04320 | 166 | 117 | 42 | 7 |
676 | And now, the Evening News... | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
677 | I told you to wait in the car | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
678 | Just what can one cat waving a balloon can drag in. | 1.3371 | 0.04406 | 175 | 126 | 39 | 10 |
679 | Remember when you were a kid and you wanted to join the circus? Well, we just got your resume! | 1.3371 | 0.04016 | 175 | 121 | 49 | 5 |
680 | Nice to meet you, we're your new upstairs neighbors! | 1.3371 | 0.04499 | 178 | 130 | 36 | 12 |
681 | (Sigh) And you get mad at ME when I bring a mouse inside... | 1.3370 | 0.04307 | 181 | 130 | 41 | 10 |
682 | Beats couples counseling, don't you think? | 1.3369 | 0.04349 | 187 | 136 | 39 | 12 |
683 | So glad we don’t have to deal with an elephant in the room. | 1.3368 | 0.04170 | 190 | 136 | 44 | 10 |
684 | Election season again | 1.3362 | 0.03777 | 235 | 169 | 53 | 13 |
685 | No, I said my new job was 'in tents' | 1.3357 | 0.04320 | 143 | 98 | 42 | 3 |
686 | We saved on gas getting here in the clown car. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
687 | Clearly, they lost their ring leader. | 1.3356 | 0.04820 | 149 | 108 | 32 | 9 |
688 | You can’t run from us, Bailey. Now get back in the cannon! | 1.3354 | 0.04363 | 158 | 111 | 41 | 6 |
689 | Cirque du WTF? | 1.3354 | 0.04455 | 158 | 112 | 39 | 7 |
690 | I said I needed a purpose,not a circus | 1.3354 | 0.04312 | 161 | 113 | 42 | 6 |
691 | Don't worry, we all just got the BA.4. and BA.5. booster | 1.3353 | 0.04382 | 167 | 119 | 40 | 8 |
692 | May we use your restroom? | 1.3353 | 0.04641 | 170 | 125 | 33 | 12 |
693 | But I ordered 76 trombones. | 1.3353 | 0.04167 | 170 | 119 | 45 | 6 |
694 | Sometimes I bring my work home with me. | 1.3353 | 0.03818 | 170 | 115 | 53 | 2 |
695 | Doorbell not working? | 1.3353 | 0.04122 | 173 | 121 | 46 | 6 |
696 | Per your request, no elephants. | 1.3353 | 0.04585 | 173 | 127 | 34 | 12 |
697 | The latest Mar-a-Lago legal team has just showed up for work. | 1.3352 | 0.04683 | 179 | 134 | 30 | 15 |
698 | FELLINI IS HERE! | 1.3352 | 0.04113 | 179 | 126 | 46 | 7 |
699 | Trump's new legal team has arrived. | 1.3351 | 0.04574 | 185 | 138 | 32 | 15 |
700 | Some coworkers were in town for a conference, so I invited them to stay. | 1.3351 | 0.04171 | 185 | 132 | 44 | 9 |
701 | Hi Honey! I've offered to hold our faculty meetings here. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
702 | Wrong House. Barnum lives next door. | 1.3350 | 0.04168 | 203 | 148 | 42 | 13 |
703 | Should we have called first? | 1.3350 | 0.04049 | 203 | 146 | 46 | 11 |
704 | Your Facebook friends told us you needed a little more excitement in your life! | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 165 | 117 | 41 | 7 |
705 | Fellini's living room. | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
706 | And your father said there was no way to get your attention away from that game! | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 177 | 127 | 41 | 9 |
707 | Looks like Fellini is home. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
708 | All just for opening an account at the new bank! | 1.3333 | 0.04406 | 183 | 134 | 37 | 12 |
709 | I see midterm election season is in full swing. | 1.3333 | 0.04264 | 192 | 140 | 40 | 12 |
710 | Now you know what pressing Ctrl-Alt-Delete does. | 1.3333 | 0.04716 | 162 | 119 | 32 | 11 |
711 | You can't run from your past Bozo | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
712 | RNC Convention | 1.3333 | 0.05030 | 162 | 123 | 24 | 15 |
713 | It’s always a circus around here. | 1.3333 | 0.04407 | 144 | 100 | 40 | 4 |
714 | Where’s the kitchen? | 1.3333 | 0.04229 | 171 | 121 | 43 | 7 |
715 | I got the circus. You get the bread? | 1.3333 | 0.03979 | 177 | 123 | 49 | 5 |
716 | why isn't the bear dancing? | 1.3333 | 0.04550 | 162 | 117 | 36 | 9 |
717 | What are you asking me for? You're the one who hit "enter. | 1.3333 | 0.03898 | 189 | 132 | 51 | 6 |
718 | Mom, set a few more plates for dinner! | 1.3333 | 0.04215 | 177 | 126 | 43 | 8 |
719 | Looks like we lost the eminent domain challenge. | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
720 | Didn't I tell you I was working from home today? | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 204 | 148 | 44 | 12 |
721 | Um, I thought we all agreed today’s meeting was via Zoom. | 1.3333 | 0.04594 | 180 | 134 | 32 | 14 |
722 | I think you're looking for the Fellini's next door. | 1.3333 | 0.04229 | 171 | 121 | 43 | 7 |
723 | We are working from home. | 1.3317 | 0.03977 | 208 | 150 | 47 | 11 |
724 | I hate the Midterms | 1.3317 | 0.03932 | 202 | 144 | 49 | 9 |
725 | Guess, what I joined? | 1.3317 | 0.04337 | 199 | 148 | 36 | 15 |
726 | Your therapist sent us to cheer you up! | 1.3316 | 0.03882 | 190 | 133 | 51 | 6 |
727 | I hope my pizza is in there somewhere. | 1.3316 | 0.04134 | 187 | 134 | 44 | 9 |
728 | ...there ought to be clowns... | 1.3315 | 0.04223 | 181 | 130 | 42 | 9 |
729 | This is not your typical dog and pony show | 1.3315 | 0.04366 | 181 | 132 | 38 | 11 |
730 | Thank you for hitting Alt/Circus! | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
731 | We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty! | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
732 | Happy divorce anniversary from your ex" | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
733 | You pressed ‘Escape.’ | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
734 | I’m going to need more hummus. | 1.3314 | 0.04128 | 172 | 121 | 45 | 6 |
735 | Guess what you are celebrating today, Mr. Clueless! | 1.3314 | 0.04044 | 172 | 120 | 47 | 5 |
736 | Hi, hon—I made some new friends! | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
737 | Look! The circus ran away to join YOU! | 1.3313 | 0.04787 | 166 | 124 | 29 | 13 |
738 | It’s Amazon’s new ‘you-bought-it-with-your-subconscious’ feature | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
739 | Excuse us, sir, this is the FBI Deep Camouflage Unit and we're here for a routine document search and grab. | 1.3313 | 0.04268 | 163 | 115 | 42 | 6 |
740 | I requested room service. Service, not circus! | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
741 | Your in-laws are here. | 1.3313 | 0.04318 | 160 | 113 | 41 | 6 |
742 | SURPRISE! I know your birthday isn't for a few months but this was the only time I could book them. | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
743 | I told you that you had no idea what goes on around here during the day. | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
744 | Honey, what did the counsellor say about bringing our work home with us? | 1.3312 | 0.04228 | 154 | 107 | 43 | 4 |
745 | You look surprised. I meowed that I was having friends over. | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
746 | Oh no. The craziness got inside!!!!! | 1.3311 | 0.04329 | 148 | 103 | 41 | 4 |
747 | Dr. Fauci finally said the mask mandate is over. | 1.3309 | 0.04611 | 139 | 98 | 36 | 5 |
748 | Someone close the door before you let the clown in. | 1.3309 | 0.04496 | 139 | 97 | 38 | 4 |
749 | Edgar's new girl friend decided it was time to introduce him to the rest of her family. | 1.3309 | 0.04611 | 139 | 98 | 36 | 5 |
750 | We received the check!! | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
751 | The 76 trombones are stuck in traffic, but everyone else is here. | 1.3302 | 0.04037 | 212 | 155 | 44 | 13 |
752 | But I signed up for Circuit Training | 1.3302 | 0.04356 | 212 | 161 | 32 | 19 |
753 | First the Capitol, now here!! | 1.3300 | 0.04140 | 200 | 146 | 42 | 12 |
754 | Look what the cat led in! | 1.3300 | 0.04433 | 200 | 151 | 32 | 17 |
755 | We really *are* Trump's lawyers! | 1.3298 | 0.04184 | 188 | 136 | 42 | 10 |
756 | We’re looking for the elephant in the room. | 1.3297 | 0.04484 | 182 | 135 | 34 | 13 |
757 | Yikes, I thought what happened in Vegas would stay there. | 1.3296 | 0.04323 | 179 | 130 | 39 | 10 |
758 | Yep. I figured. The third doorbell ring gave it away. | 1.3295 | 0.03984 | 176 | 123 | 48 | 5 |
759 | You don't have to be lonely. CircusPerformersOnly.com | 1.3295 | 0.04590 | 176 | 131 | 32 | 13 |
760 | We're here for your performance review. | 1.3295 | 0.04144 | 176 | 125 | 44 | 7 |
761 | You'll never guess who's in town! | 1.3295 | 0.04269 | 173 | 124 | 41 | 8 |
762 | Reason #74 as to why one should always lock the front door. | 1.3295 | 0.04423 | 173 | 126 | 37 | 10 |
763 | Time to die, John! | 1.3295 | 0.04347 | 173 | 125 | 39 | 9 |
764 | Also, I cashed in our retirement account today! | 1.3295 | 0.04347 | 173 | 125 | 39 | 9 |
765 | Actually, 'B&B' in your rental contract meant Barnum and Bailey! | 1.3294 | 0.04317 | 170 | 122 | 40 | 8 |
766 | Yeah, you can get just about anything delivered these days. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
767 | Oh great,time for my play date ! | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
768 | It always startles me when Congress reconvenes from the summer | 1.3293 | 0.04247 | 164 | 116 | 42 | 6 |
769 | You said I could invite my whole family. | 1.3292 | 0.04386 | 161 | 115 | 39 | 7 |
770 | I must be the only one to pay rent on time. | 1.3291 | 0.04439 | 158 | 113 | 38 | 7 |
771 | Boss says we can work from home today! | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 115 | 34 | 9 |
772 | My DNA test showed I’m 97% circus person. | 1.3290 | 0.04587 | 155 | 112 | 35 | 8 |
773 | Oh, you knew I was a three-ring circus when you married me! | 1.3289 | 0.03823 | 225 | 163 | 50 | 12 |
774 | It's NOT your cat's birthday? | 1.3286 | 0.03794 | 213 | 152 | 52 | 9 |
775 | Now, isn't in-person better than Zoom? | 1.3286 | 0.04803 | 140 | 101 | 32 | 7 |
776 | You ordered a dozen 'Everything Bagels'? | 1.3286 | 0.04584 | 140 | 99 | 36 | 5 |
777 | As soon as I try to rest, my family shows up. | 1.3286 | 0.04003 | 210 | 153 | 45 | 12 |
778 | Isn't it wonderful that the Advance Team of the GOP 2024 convention followed me home? | 1.3281 | 0.04123 | 192 | 139 | 43 | 10 |
779 | Looks like my relatives have arrived early. | 1.3281 | 0.03705 | 192 | 133 | 55 | 4 |
780 | The bear is actually totally unaffiliated with us | 1.3280 | 0.04166 | 189 | 137 | 42 | 10 |
781 | Great news! Im not running away to join the circus after all! | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
782 | Me and my administration are here to thank you for your vote. | 1.3277 | 0.04352 | 177 | 129 | 38 | 10 |
783 | Have you seen a large tent? | 1.3276 | 0.04169 | 174 | 124 | 43 | 7 |
784 | Is this where the auditions are taking place? | 1.3276 | 0.04326 | 174 | 126 | 39 | 9 |
785 | But where are the clowns? | 1.3275 | 0.04454 | 171 | 125 | 36 | 10 |
786 | We're here to talk about your car's extended warranty! | 1.3275 | 0.04824 | 171 | 130 | 26 | 15 |
787 | Actually, this IS your circus. | 1.3275 | 0.04133 | 171 | 121 | 44 | 6 |
788 | You said you wanted more excitement in our sex life. | 1.3274 | 0.04346 | 168 | 121 | 39 | 8 |
789 | We're here for the cat. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
790 | Don't worry, they're here.... | 1.3273 | 0.04313 | 165 | 118 | 40 | 7 |
791 | We saw the Roommate Wanted sign | 1.3273 | 0.04562 | 165 | 121 | 34 | 10 |
792 | Once again he vows to cancel the subscription. | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
793 | We thought you needed some cheering up. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
794 | Anything to distract you from football season! | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
795 | Send in the clowns? Don't bother.. they are here. | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
796 | Amazon just put Cirque du Soleil out of business. | 1.3269 | 0.04377 | 156 | 111 | 39 | 6 |
797 | Welcome to Cirque du Your Sofa | 1.3268 | 0.04238 | 205 | 153 | 37 | 15 |
798 | All rise. His Honor Judge Bear, presiding. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
799 | It could be an FBI search | 1.3267 | 0.04487 | 150 | 107 | 37 | 6 |
800 | Where’s your guest bathroom? | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
801 | We can provide three references, first and last month's rent, and we're on the road a LOT. | 1.3266 | 0.04147 | 199 | 146 | 41 | 12 |
802 | Benny realizes mid-term elections can't be far off. | 1.3264 | 0.04421 | 193 | 145 | 33 | 15 |
803 | The circus ran away so I invited them home. | 1.3264 | 0.04297 | 193 | 143 | 37 | 13 |
804 | Remember when I said “fuck around and find out?” | 1.3264 | 0.04498 | 144 | 102 | 37 | 5 |
805 | You ordered a pizza with all the trimmings? | 1.3262 | 0.04191 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
806 | They came with my New Yorker subscription. | 1.3262 | 0.04191 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
807 | Hire a clown,expect a circus. | 1.3262 | 0.03907 | 187 | 132 | 49 | 6 |
808 | Life was a cabaret last week, Arthur. This week it’s a circus. | 1.3262 | 0.04259 | 187 | 137 | 39 | 11 |
809 | You said surprise you. | 1.3262 | 0.04191 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
810 | Guess who I ran into! | 1.3261 | 0.04021 | 184 | 131 | 46 | 7 |
811 | Must be election time again. | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
812 | Oh, it's election time again! | 1.3260 | 0.04211 | 181 | 131 | 41 | 9 |
813 | Ask me about my day! | 1.3260 | 0.04424 | 181 | 134 | 35 | 12 |
814 | Flooded tent again? | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
815 | Hello, voter - we're here to introduce the candidates! | 1.3256 | 0.04113 | 172 | 122 | 44 | 6 |
816 | Ok ok I’ll come back to the office | 1.3256 | 0.04508 | 172 | 127 | 34 | 11 |
817 | Look what cat dragged in. | 1.3253 | 0.04850 | 166 | 126 | 26 | 14 |
818 | Did you order the party platter? | 1.3252 | 0.04048 | 206 | 151 | 43 | 12 |
819 | My new home is closer to the parade route than I thought. | 1.3252 | 0.04163 | 163 | 115 | 43 | 5 |
820 | Ted accidentally hit Amazon three ring delivery service. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
821 | Honey, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. | 1.3250 | 0.04303 | 160 | 114 | 40 | 6 |
822 | This day in history, Sept. 26, 2022: After 267 consecutive days of screen time, Eric finally looks up from his laptop. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
823 | I said ‘don’t’ come in here with that nonsense | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
824 | This new 4K TV is worth it. Feels like it’s coming through the screen. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
825 | SURPRISE! Honey, would you please tip the bear? I can't hold my purse and twirl at the same time. | 1.3249 | 0.03981 | 197 | 142 | 46 | 9 |
826 | There ought to be clowns. Send in the clowns. | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
827 | Y’know how we’ve been trying to find a use for the kids’ old room? | 1.3247 | 0.04503 | 154 | 111 | 36 | 7 |
828 | I thought life was a cabaret! | 1.3247 | 0.04407 | 154 | 110 | 38 | 6 |
829 | Who said choosing the blue pill would be boring? | 1.3243 | 0.04416 | 148 | 105 | 38 | 5 |
830 | There's good news about the job search, and no bad news. | 1.3242 | 0.03732 | 182 | 126 | 53 | 3 |
831 | You took out the trash! | 1.3241 | 0.04578 | 145 | 104 | 35 | 6 |
832 | We're the new GOP! | 1.3239 | 0.04717 | 176 | 134 | 27 | 15 |
833 | When is dinner? | 1.3237 | 0.04237 | 139 | 96 | 41 | 2 |
834 | We're getting the band back together. | 1.3237 | 0.04175 | 173 | 124 | 42 | 7 |
835 | Maybe it's time to go back to the office. | 1.3237 | 0.04175 | 173 | 124 | 42 | 7 |
836 | Come on! Get up before the parade passes by! | 1.3237 | 0.04175 | 173 | 124 | 42 | 7 |
837 | Welcome! We live directly above you but promise to keep it down after 10:30 P.M. | 1.3235 | 0.04654 | 136 | 97 | 34 | 5 |
838 | The political season is upon us, remember to lock your doors. | 1.3235 | 0.04384 | 170 | 124 | 37 | 9 |
839 | I didn’t expect the elephant in the room to have so many visitors. | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
840 | Trump decides not to stand. | 1.3234 | 0.04750 | 167 | 126 | 28 | 13 |
841 | I ordered pizza, not pizzaz. | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
842 | You cleared your hair from the shower drain! | 1.3234 | 0.04270 | 167 | 120 | 40 | 7 |
843 | Are you the one who ordered 'the whole shebang'? | 1.3234 | 0.04097 | 167 | 118 | 44 | 5 |
844 | Good news! You don’t have to run away to join us anymore. We come to you! | 1.3234 | 0.04435 | 167 | 122 | 36 | 9 |
845 | I ran away, but now I'm back! | 1.3232 | 0.04489 | 164 | 120 | 35 | 9 |
846 | Joe ordered the cable TV home entertainment package without reading the fine print. | 1.3232 | 0.04489 | 164 | 120 | 35 | 9 |
847 | Hmm. I guess they’ve loosened Covid restrictions. | 1.3232 | 0.04319 | 164 | 118 | 39 | 7 |
848 | I should NEVER have put that Airbnb ad in ‘Circus Circus’ magazine! | 1.3232 | 0.04653 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
849 | The 'BYOC' on the invite was a typo | 1.3231 | 0.04134 | 195 | 143 | 41 | 11 |
850 | Your life's boring so I invited a few friends over. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
851 | Your ex-wife said it's your birthday. | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
852 | Your cat ordered us. | 1.3229 | 0.04044 | 192 | 139 | 44 | 9 |
853 | Cacophonygram! | 1.3229 | 0.03907 | 192 | 137 | 48 | 7 |
854 | Come back to the office, John! You can't experience THIS over zoom... | 1.3228 | 0.05021 | 158 | 121 | 23 | 14 |
855 | Remember when you prayed for excitement in your life? | 1.3228 | 0.04141 | 158 | 111 | 43 | 4 |
856 | Well I finally got your attention!!! | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
857 | Don't move. We're here for the cat. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
858 | I get to work from home for the whole month! | 1.3226 | 0.04128 | 186 | 135 | 42 | 9 |
859 | Make America Happy Again. | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
860 | Be a dear and help me get my purse back from the bear while everyone else is distracted. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
861 | I should really check my lease... | 1.3224 | 0.04339 | 152 | 108 | 39 | 5 |
862 | Oh, I'm sorry. Were you watching the football game? | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
863 | There was a clearance sale—buy two batons and get all of this for free! | 1.3223 | 0.04033 | 211 | 156 | 42 | 13 |
864 | Congratulations! You've been appointed to join us as the new Special Master! | 1.3222 | 0.04638 | 180 | 137 | 28 | 15 |
865 | I told you for years I'd do it, and I have. | 1.3221 | 0.04494 | 149 | 107 | 36 | 6 |
866 | I may have overshot it with that micro-dose | 1.3221 | 0.04494 | 149 | 107 | 36 | 6 |
867 | Oh no, looks like the three rings I ordered have arrived. | 1.3220 | 0.04111 | 177 | 127 | 43 | 7 |
868 | You said it was a circus in here | 1.3220 | 0.04264 | 177 | 129 | 39 | 9 |
869 | Hello! We've been trying to reach you about your automobile's extended warranty. | 1.3216 | 0.04517 | 171 | 127 | 33 | 11 |
870 | There was a detour on main street. | 1.3216 | 0.04282 | 171 | 124 | 39 | 8 |
871 | You get the candidates you deserve. | 1.3216 | 0.04012 | 199 | 145 | 44 | 10 |
872 | Lawrence, you really can order anything on Amazon. | 1.3214 | 0.04089 | 140 | 96 | 43 | 1 |
873 | Not so fast with that Netflix cancellation. First hear what we have to say! | 1.3214 | 0.04249 | 168 | 121 | 40 | 7 |
874 | You must be my upstairs neighbors. | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
875 | Look, it's election time! | 1.3212 | 0.04466 | 165 | 121 | 35 | 9 |
876 | I never wanted to believe all those side effects | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
877 | Life is a cabaret my son! | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
878 | We’re a big tent party. | 1.3210 | 0.04259 | 162 | 116 | 40 | 6 |
879 | I’ll be working from home today as well! | 1.3210 | 0.04348 | 162 | 117 | 38 | 7 |
880 | All we need now is bread. | 1.3209 | 0.04110 | 187 | 136 | 42 | 9 |
881 | Your parents sent us your resume’ , and you’ve been accepted. | 1.3208 | 0.04400 | 159 | 115 | 37 | 7 |
882 | You missed your exit. Mar a Lago's back one. | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
883 | I’ve really got to stop ordering stuff on Amazon after I’ve been drinking | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
884 | 'We wanted to run away to a stable home.' | 1.3207 | 0.04224 | 184 | 135 | 39 | 10 |
885 | The hearing went as planned! The judge was completely distracted. | 1.3207 | 0.03779 | 184 | 129 | 51 | 4 |
886 | They sure let you know when the circus is in town. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
887 | Andy, would you mind muting yourself? | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
888 | Judge Cannon, we're your legal support team. | 1.3205 | 0.04811 | 156 | 117 | 28 | 11 |
889 | Where’s the bathroom? | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
890 | No quiet quitting for you! | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 153 | 113 | 31 | 9 |
891 | I said circuit. | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
892 | The Republican National Convention must be coming to town. | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
893 | Who let the Republican Party in here? | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 153 | 113 | 31 | 9 |
894 | Oh My God, Honey, ... when did you start carrying a purse? | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
895 | The invitation said Come-As-You-Are. | 1.3202 | 0.04318 | 178 | 131 | 37 | 10 |
896 | Surprise, Gary! This is your let-him-down-easy Dear John message from Susan. | 1.3202 | 0.04463 | 178 | 133 | 33 | 12 |
897 | You've reached a thousand COVID-free days! | 1.3202 | 0.04092 | 178 | 128 | 43 | 7 |
898 | Seems like we should’ve knocked first. | 1.3200 | 0.04292 | 175 | 128 | 38 | 9 |
899 | Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey now available on DoorDash | 1.3200 | 0.04239 | 200 | 150 | 36 | 14 |
900 | Good news! I convinced the Circus to run away with me instead! | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
901 | I thought you said we were adopting a bonded pair. | 1.3197 | 0.04628 | 147 | 107 | 33 | 7 |
902 | Rejoice, my love : I get to work from home as well ! | 1.3195 | 0.04626 | 169 | 127 | 30 | 12 |
903 | You know I don’t like it when you bring your work home! | 1.3195 | 0.04471 | 169 | 125 | 34 | 10 |
904 | So that's what I'm hearing upstairs. | 1.3195 | 0.04058 | 169 | 120 | 44 | 5 |
905 | You found a parking spot? | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
906 | Our GPS stinks. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
907 | I hope your toilets work. | 1.3194 | 0.04050 | 191 | 139 | 43 | 9 |
908 | Looks like election season is in full swing | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
909 | The Republican Party sent us to dissuade you that our Democracy is in peril | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
910 | My family after I tell them I want a low key birthday celebration this year. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
911 | I hate when you bring your work home with you. | 1.3191 | 0.04160 | 188 | 138 | 40 | 10 |
912 | Good-bye, student loan! | 1.3191 | 0.04228 | 188 | 139 | 38 | 11 |
913 | Couples therapy has finally paid off. | 1.3191 | 0.04424 | 141 | 100 | 37 | 4 |
914 | But the surprise party is tomorrow, not today. | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
915 | Sorry you have got the wrong house... Waldo lives next door | 1.3190 | 0.04326 | 163 | 118 | 38 | 7 |
916 | You hit accept. Well this is some of what you accepted! | 1.3189 | 0.04274 | 185 | 137 | 37 | 11 |
917 | Bathroom stop. | 1.3189 | 0.04409 | 185 | 139 | 33 | 13 |
918 | My teacher will never believe this homework excuse. | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
919 | You should completely read through the website's terms of service before clicking yes. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
920 | Bob still didn't see the elephant in the room. | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
921 | Don't worry, we left the clowns in the car. | 1.3187 | 0.04105 | 182 | 132 | 42 | 8 |
922 | I ordered circus tickets,but not home delivery. | 1.3187 | 0.04105 | 182 | 132 | 42 | 8 |
923 | My book club decided on a different path. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
924 | Is this a good time…? | 1.3185 | 0.04541 | 135 | 96 | 35 | 4 |
925 | Are you the one that ordered the home entertainment channel? | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
926 | I didn't think you really meant it that your in-laws were a real cicus! | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
927 | Now that you are moving out, Dad and I can get back to normal! | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
928 | It all started with a pamphlet from the Jehovah’s Witnesses, and it just kind of spiraled from there. | 1.3184 | 0.04580 | 179 | 136 | 29 | 14 |
929 | I think you’ve got the wrong address | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
930 | We're here to please some of the people some of the time. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
931 | Hi Mom! | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
932 | Another political season afoot 🤡 🎪 | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
933 | It turns out you don't have to run away from home to join the circus! | 1.3179 | 0.04186 | 195 | 145 | 38 | 12 |
934 | Your mother-in-law is here | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
935 | You said to show more appreciation....so, thanks for doing the dishes! | 1.3179 | 0.04444 | 151 | 109 | 36 | 6 |
936 | We saw the tent in your back yard. | 1.3179 | 0.04241 | 151 | 107 | 40 | 4 |
937 | How would you feel if I told you I was pregnant? | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
938 | Well, at least I can afford my rent now. | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
939 | The Big Top is at the dry cleaners… | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
940 | Looks like Congress is in session. | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
941 | Honey, I've signed the divource papers | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
942 | Congratulations on being this website's 10,000th visitor! | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 105 | 39 | 4 |
943 | I figure we needed something until the January 6th hearings resume. | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
944 | I told you not to click on Truth Social! | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
945 | I knew I should have read the entire terms of service. | 1.3174 | 0.04338 | 167 | 122 | 37 | 8 |
946 | It turns out I am allowed to work from home after all... | 1.3174 | 0.04255 | 167 | 121 | 39 | 7 |
947 | It's a little-known benefit of Amazon Prime! | 1.3174 | 0.04081 | 167 | 119 | 43 | 5 |
948 | It must be election time again, which one of those clowns are our local candidates. | 1.3174 | 0.04502 | 167 | 124 | 33 | 10 |
949 | No elephant, no elephant, no elephant... | 1.3174 | 0.04255 | 167 | 121 | 39 | 7 |
950 | At least there’s no need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3172 | 0.04044 | 186 | 135 | 43 | 8 |
951 | We’re here to help you vote. | 1.3169 | 0.04159 | 183 | 134 | 40 | 9 |
952 | It’s the first day of school. | 1.3169 | 0.04511 | 142 | 102 | 35 | 5 |
953 | When i said I wanted prime amazon shipping i didn't mean this | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
954 | You said you wanted to spice things up. | 1.3168 | 0.04443 | 161 | 118 | 35 | 8 |
955 | You look like you’re ready to call it a night but this is Cirque du Overstay. | 1.3167 | 0.04054 | 180 | 130 | 43 | 7 |
956 | Nothing seems weird when you own a talking cat, right? | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
957 | We’re friends of your cat! | 1.3165 | 0.04925 | 158 | 121 | 24 | 13 |
958 | I thought I locked the door. | 1.3165 | 0.04315 | 158 | 114 | 38 | 6 |
959 | Honey, what was in that tea that you gave me | 1.3164 | 0.04251 | 177 | 130 | 38 | 9 |
960 | Want to be the human cannon ball? | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
961 | I will be very disappointed if one of you isn’t delivering my pizza. | 1.3161 | 0.04366 | 155 | 112 | 37 | 6 |
962 | I gotta stop smoking | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
963 | I just wanted a Dog and Pony show ... | 1.3161 | 0.04060 | 174 | 125 | 43 | 6 |
964 | I know you said not to bring my work home but.... | 1.3158 | 0.04218 | 152 | 108 | 40 | 4 |
965 | Welcome to 2024 MEGA convention | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
966 | Thank god I cancelled Netflix. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
967 | What no clowns? Send in the clowns! | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
968 | We’re here to say “Happy Day!” And also to tell you that your wife is leaving you. | 1.3158 | 0.04320 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
969 | A CIRCUS?, THATS your one wish? | 1.3158 | 0.04186 | 171 | 124 | 40 | 7 |
970 | You think this is funny? Wait till the clown shows up. | 1.3155 | 0.04233 | 168 | 122 | 39 | 7 |
971 | Honey, how’s this for adding some pizzazz to our sex life? | 1.3155 | 0.04558 | 168 | 126 | 31 | 11 |
972 | Can our bear use your toilet? He has to take a huge dump. | 1.3155 | 0.04399 | 168 | 124 | 35 | 9 |
973 | Just one of the risks of living in Baraboo. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
974 | Leave the door open and anyone can walk in. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
975 | See, Darling? I do have great leadership ability. | 1.3154 | 0.04507 | 130 | 92 | 35 | 3 |
976 | And you thought your coworkers are in’tents. | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 94 | 31 | 5 |
977 | I requested "Send in the Clowns!" | 1.3152 | 0.04350 | 184 | 138 | 34 | 12 |
978 | You’re back. | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
979 | I said pick up some Ben and Jerry's not Barnum and Bailey!!! | 1.3152 | 0.04195 | 165 | 119 | 40 | 6 |
980 | Noooooooooo. I thought it was via Zoom! | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
981 | Mom, " I know you love me, but isn't this a bit much?" | 1.3150 | 0.04430 | 127 | 89 | 36 | 2 |
982 | You were wrong. I am a leader. | 1.3148 | 0.04332 | 162 | 118 | 37 | 7 |
983 | I said "Send in the clowns" not the whole circus. | 1.3148 | 0.04332 | 162 | 118 | 37 | 7 |
984 | And I was worried you had forgotten my birthday. | 1.3147 | 0.04699 | 143 | 105 | 31 | 7 |
985 | Happy Birthday Whiskers! | 1.3147 | 0.04485 | 143 | 103 | 35 | 5 |
986 | NOW will you refill my food bowl? | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
987 | Hell yeah! | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
988 | Oh no! The in-laws again. | 1.3145 | 0.04648 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
989 | Remember, honey? Our lifestyle, pre-Covid? | 1.3145 | 0.04384 | 159 | 116 | 36 | 7 |
990 | All of you need to use the toilet? | 1.3144 | 0.04129 | 194 | 144 | 39 | 11 |
991 | For a minute I thought that we were being invaded by the Trump Administration. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
992 | A very young Werner Herzog experiences an inspiration. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
993 | Don’t get up. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
994 | You said our love life needed more variety. | 1.3143 | 0.04429 | 140 | 100 | 36 | 4 |
995 | The party is tomorrow , not tonight. | 1.3143 | 0.04655 | 140 | 102 | 32 | 6 |
996 | Happy 10th divorce anniversary ! | 1.3141 | 0.04302 | 191 | 144 | 34 | 13 |
997 | John, who has issues with impulsive online shopping. | 1.3141 | 0.04247 | 156 | 112 | 39 | 5 |
998 | It was at that moment when Greg fully understood just how wrong last night had gone. | 1.3141 | 0.04796 | 156 | 118 | 27 | 11 |
999 | I’ve asked you before not to bring your work home. | 1.3139 | 0.04605 | 137 | 99 | 33 | 5 |
1000 | I thought you weren’t coming to town until next week? | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
1001 | The circus has run away to join us. | 1.3138 | 0.04008 | 188 | 137 | 43 | 8 |
1002 | Oh look! It’s the new CNN! | 1.3137 | 0.04493 | 153 | 112 | 34 | 7 |
1003 | Okay, virtual's over. Back to the world! | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
1004 | ?Guess what the cat put in your coffee?" | 1.3137 | 0.04396 | 153 | 111 | 36 | 6 |
1005 | Your avocados are ripe! | 1.3136 | 0.04212 | 169 | 123 | 39 | 7 |
1006 | isn’t this better than anything on cable?” | 1.3135 | 0.03826 | 185 | 132 | 48 | 5 |
1007 | Hi. I just moved in next door. I get bored easily. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1008 | I'm not sure that I want the television of tomorrow. | 1.3134 | 0.04421 | 134 | 95 | 36 | 3 |
1009 | Is the Republican convention in town? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1010 | We come standard with your new subscription to the print edition. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
1011 | This is just the first ring. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1012 | I was just kidding when I said it’s like a three-ring circus around here. | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
1013 | Now that I finally have your attention, what do you think of my new boots? | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1014 | Your insurance company feels that this will be just as effective as your current high-priced medication. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1015 | We figured you'd ignore everything but the elephant in the room. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1016 | Oh No! We're at 1600 Pennsylvania STREET? | 1.3132 | 0.04092 | 182 | 133 | 41 | 8 |
1017 | What good is sitting alone in your room... | 1.3131 | 0.04006 | 198 | 146 | 42 | 10 |
1018 | I’m all for animal rights, but this has gone too far. | 1.3129 | 0.04403 | 147 | 106 | 36 | 5 |
1019 | I’m so glad that you encouraged me to find a hobby. | 1.3129 | 0.04310 | 163 | 119 | 37 | 7 |
1020 | Looks like a Trump rally has come to town. | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
1021 | You said we never entertain! | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
1022 | Seth, I know your life’s already a circus, but we really need a place to crash tonight. | 1.3125 | 0.04459 | 144 | 104 | 35 | 5 |
1023 | Didn't you call the suicide hotline? | 1.3125 | 0.04332 | 176 | 131 | 35 | 10 |
1024 | Did you hear about the girl who ran away with the circus? – The police made her bring it back! | 1.3121 | 0.04413 | 157 | 115 | 35 | 7 |
1025 | Where are the clowns? | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
1026 | May we borrow a cup of everything? | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
1027 | Hey there, I guess my sister forgot to tell you we'd be stopping by. | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
1028 | This is the newest technology- it’s called ‘live!’’’ | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
1029 | The boss said we can work from home today! | 1.3120 | 0.04602 | 125 | 89 | 33 | 3 |
1030 | That's odd. I don't remember a door over there. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1031 | Wait, my door was unlocked? | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1032 | I never should have eaten that macaroon. | 1.3117 | 0.04468 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
1033 | Wait! We're missing someone!" | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
1034 | Honey, Alexa auto-corrected ‘carne bowl’ again | 1.3116 | 0.04339 | 138 | 98 | 37 | 3 |
1035 | I thought that implied you were leaving. | 1.3116 | 0.04802 | 138 | 102 | 29 | 7 |
1036 | I’m not coming back to the office. The free donuts didn’t work, and this won’t either. | 1.3115 | 0.04358 | 183 | 138 | 33 | 12 |
1037 | You said you’d get aroused by a Big Top. | 1.3114 | 0.04153 | 167 | 121 | 40 | 6 |
1038 | Introducing the latest streaming service. We bring the content right in your house. | 1.3114 | 0.04239 | 167 | 122 | 38 | 7 |
1039 | You forgot to uncheck the box that said ‘Keep me informed about upcoming events.’ | 1.3113 | 0.04325 | 151 | 109 | 37 | 5 |
1040 | OK, which clown left the door open? | 1.3113 | 0.04426 | 151 | 110 | 35 | 6 |
1041 | We recognize that having an elephant in the room was inhumane. | 1.3113 | 0.04007 | 151 | 106 | 43 | 2 |
1042 | It’s more impressive in a car. | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
1043 | I've already told you, those weren't my monkeys. | 1.3113 | 0.04426 | 151 | 110 | 35 | 6 |
1044 | I know: I'm older than I look in my profile picture. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
1045 | Where are the 76 Trombones? | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
1046 | They followed me home . Can I keep them? | 1.3110 | 0.04017 | 164 | 117 | 43 | 4 |
1047 | They lifted the mask mandate! | 1.3109 | 0.04135 | 193 | 144 | 38 | 11 |
1048 | The great resignation was just not working for us. | 1.3108 | 0.04272 | 148 | 106 | 38 | 4 |
1049 | The fat lady called. She said she’s running late. | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 108 | 34 | 6 |
1050 | Hi, I’m Mary, president of the HOA. Welcome to the Haciendas. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1051 | C’mon, we’re storming the Capitol! | 1.3108 | 0.04378 | 148 | 107 | 36 | 5 |
1052 | I thought your mother left town | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
1053 | You can probably guess what I'm leaving you to join. | 1.3107 | 0.04160 | 177 | 130 | 39 | 8 |
1054 | Don't mind us. We're just passing through. | 1.3107 | 0.03839 | 177 | 126 | 47 | 4 |
1055 | Thanks for waiting up. We're your Air B&B guests. | 1.3107 | 0.04312 | 177 | 132 | 35 | 10 |
1056 | Guess what? My family reunion's not cancelled after all! | 1.3106 | 0.04320 | 132 | 93 | 37 | 2 |
1057 | Since we were already in town, we thought we might as well move in with you. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
1058 | Can you juggle? | 1.3106 | 0.04451 | 132 | 94 | 35 | 3 |
1059 | Congratulations on your surprise move out of my apartment! | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
1060 | I decided to work from home today. | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
1061 | So its true, Donald Trump is indeed standing for President again ! | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
1062 | Once the cat succeeded in hypnotising his owner, the mind games began. | 1.3103 | 0.04126 | 174 | 127 | 40 | 7 |
1063 | Everyone vaccinated? Right? | 1.3103 | 0.04126 | 174 | 127 | 40 | 7 |
1064 | This is what happens when you walk on the keyboard. | 1.3103 | 0.04096 | 145 | 102 | 41 | 2 |
1065 | And Jerry realized he accidentally signed up for AirBarnum'nBailey | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1066 | You know what you have to do . Go right for the juggler. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1067 | I thought the family reunion was next week | 1.3103 | 0.04284 | 174 | 129 | 36 | 9 |
1068 | Mother arrives in an hour, you know she'll expect a fanfare | 1.3101 | 0.04390 | 158 | 116 | 35 | 7 |
1069 | Welcome to our live stream! | 1.3101 | 0.04297 | 158 | 115 | 37 | 6 |
1070 | Turns out it WAS Steve’s circus & they WERE his monkeys. | 1.3101 | 0.04570 | 158 | 118 | 31 | 9 |
1071 | Circus-gram for Andy! | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
1072 | Guess what was half price on Amazon. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1073 | Allan realizes his reputation as the “neighbourhood clown” has finally caught up to him. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1074 | Hi, we saw your ad for a free tent…? | 1.3099 | 0.04489 | 171 | 129 | 31 | 11 |
1075 | How many times do I have to tell you, "Not my monkey, not my circus!" | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
1076 | Your mother sent us | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
1077 | Now I've finally got your attention - can you please do the dishes? | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1078 | We have exciting news about your expiring car warranty! | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
1079 | Hi,we're your new next door neighbors. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1080 | We fill in when the Welcome Wagon is away. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1081 | Look what followed me home! | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1082 | My family dropped in for Labor Day | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
1083 | Therapy without follow-through is a waste of time. | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
1084 | Guess what? I'm the new neighbor! | 1.3092 | 0.04094 | 152 | 108 | 41 | 3 |
1085 | 'You got the wrong apartment. The Sondheims live upstairs.' | 1.3092 | 0.04781 | 152 | 115 | 27 | 10 |
1086 | Whoa! The 2024 election season is starting early. | 1.3092 | 0.03941 | 207 | 154 | 42 | 11 |
1087 | Get Ready! Your DoorDash arrives in four minutes. | 1.3091 | 0.04266 | 165 | 121 | 37 | 7 |
1088 | The MAGA Troop is here. | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
1089 | Judy Collins sent us. | 1.3089 | 0.04637 | 123 | 88 | 32 | 3 |
1090 | Hi! Would you like to hear about our special on carpet cleaning? | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
1091 | I told ya, working from home can be a circus.. | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
1092 | Mom's going to be home any minute - you guys have to leave! | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
1093 | Meet my new friends from Burning Man! | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
1094 | The elephant will be using the garage door, FYI. | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
1095 | I brought some coworkers home for dinner | 1.3085 | 0.03850 | 188 | 136 | 46 | 6 |
1096 | Yes. Your life really is a circus. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1097 | For the last time, it's not a sex thing. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1098 | I said, ‘my life is a circus’, not ‘I want a circus in my life’ ! | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1099 | You're still getting the dry food | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1100 | She just loves a bear market! | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 35 | 5 |
1101 | Sorry we’re late. The freeway was a circus. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
1102 | ..and so the November Elections parade begins. | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 35 | 5 |
1103 | All I said was, "Was a thank you too much to ask!" | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1104 | Wrong address | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1105 | If you were a dog, you'd be much more excited right now. | 1.3081 | 0.04232 | 172 | 127 | 37 | 8 |
1106 | You’re finally getting to meet my family. | 1.3081 | 0.04151 | 172 | 126 | 39 | 7 |
1107 | We’re protesting boredom. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1108 | Too subtle? | 1.3077 | 0.04352 | 143 | 103 | 36 | 4 |
1109 | Dr. Bergemann told me to be more open about my desires. | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
1110 | Oh, you said, 'Circuit training?' My bad. | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
1111 | We're celebrating your hallucination! | 1.3077 | 0.04196 | 169 | 124 | 38 | 7 |
1112 | It's fashion week again | 1.3077 | 0.04420 | 156 | 115 | 34 | 7 |
1113 | I see the circus is in town! | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1114 | The Indoor Circus! Coming to you live! | 1.3077 | 0.04420 | 156 | 115 | 34 | 7 |
1115 | This time, the circus is joining you! | 1.3077 | 0.04112 | 169 | 123 | 40 | 6 |
1116 | Good news--They finally said I could work from home!" | 1.3077 | 0.04228 | 156 | 113 | 38 | 5 |
1117 | The mid-terms are coming up !!! | 1.3077 | 0.04420 | 156 | 115 | 34 | 7 |
1118 | We missed working from home. | 1.3077 | 0.04196 | 169 | 124 | 38 | 7 |
1119 | If you're not busy, we could really use a lion tamer. | 1.3077 | 0.03937 | 169 | 121 | 44 | 4 |
1120 | Good news,my request to go fully remote was approved! | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1121 | Happy National Excessive Celebration Day! | 1.3077 | 0.04325 | 156 | 114 | 36 | 6 |
1122 | Watching the news in 2022. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1123 | I warned you not to get a pool.' | 1.3077 | 0.04741 | 130 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
1124 | But you liked all of us on your feeds. | 1.3077 | 0.04025 | 169 | 122 | 42 | 5 |
1125 | It looks as though electioneering has started early. | 1.3073 | 0.04121 | 179 | 132 | 39 | 8 |
1126 | Did you order a circus? | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1127 | I didn't know that your family was in town. | 1.3072 | 0.04377 | 153 | 112 | 35 | 6 |
1128 | Hi, hip, hooray. He put the toilet seat down. | 1.3072 | 0.04475 | 153 | 113 | 33 | 7 |
1129 | Um, we’re a shoes-off home | 1.3071 | 0.04289 | 140 | 100 | 37 | 3 |
1130 | Ask Barnum. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1131 | Your mother wished to express her amazement that you finally remembered to call her on her birthday. | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
1132 | What? no elephant??? | 1.3071 | 0.04543 | 127 | 91 | 33 | 3 |
1133 | Relax. The elephants retired years ago. | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
1134 | Honey, did you by any chance invite the Republican senators over for dinner tonight? | 1.3068 | 0.04393 | 176 | 133 | 32 | 11 |
1135 | YOU WANTED TO LIVEN UP OUR MARRIAGE! | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
1136 | I love it, but your competitor just offered me weekly pedicures and cheesesteaks for life! | 1.3067 | 0.04225 | 150 | 108 | 38 | 4 |
1137 | And to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street. | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
1138 | The Murphys' had a flamethrower and a contortionist when they listed their house. They got $20,000 above asking price | 1.3066 | 0.04464 | 137 | 99 | 34 | 4 |
1139 | Today, there was zero chance it was going to rain on his parade. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
1140 | Never tell a kitten your password. | 1.3066 | 0.04464 | 137 | 99 | 34 | 4 |
1141 | Holy cow, look what the cat dragged in! | 1.3065 | 0.04297 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
1142 | Wait till you have kids. | 1.3062 | 0.04063 | 160 | 115 | 41 | 4 |
1143 | And this is why I'm long the metaverse | 1.3061 | 0.04383 | 147 | 107 | 35 | 5 |
1144 | You can have anything delivered these days. | 1.3061 | 0.04275 | 147 | 106 | 37 | 4 |
1145 | Turn off your phones location service. | 1.3061 | 0.04488 | 147 | 108 | 33 | 6 |
1146 | The Parade of Trump Judiciary. | 1.3061 | 0.04488 | 147 | 108 | 33 | 6 |
1147 | I didn't run away and join- I brought the circus home! | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
1148 | Frank begins to wonder if perhaps he shouldn't have eaten that mouldy rye bread. | 1.3060 | 0.04413 | 183 | 140 | 30 | 13 |
1149 | Congratulations -- you've been voted introvert of the year! | 1.3060 | 0.04397 | 134 | 96 | 35 | 3 |
1150 | Did you tell them you were a lion? | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1151 | Congratulations! You won an argument on the internet! | 1.3060 | 0.04645 | 134 | 98 | 31 | 5 |
1152 | Not only are THEY here, they brought all their friends, too” | 1.3059 | 0.04176 | 170 | 125 | 38 | 7 |
1153 | Sorry, honey - I brought work home with me again. | 1.3059 | 0.04176 | 170 | 125 | 38 | 7 |
1154 | Thought I swiped right? | 1.3058 | 0.04522 | 121 | 86 | 33 | 2 |
1155 | Oh, so it WAS your monkey and your circus? | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
1156 | I know you said let's not make a production out of it. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1157 | Candidate canvassing is out of control. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1158 | "WE DIDN'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAY! | 1.3056 | 0.04250 | 180 | 135 | 35 | 10 |
1159 | Ignore the umbrella. It's not going to rain on this parade. | 1.3056 | 0.03947 | 180 | 131 | 43 | 6 |
1160 | clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here i am… bathroom attendant at the circus | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1161 | I understand you just googled "freak show." | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1162 | Does this surprise include a poo poo clean up crew. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1163 | You just purchased the Circus Parade APP. Rates may apply. | 1.3054 | 0.04222 | 167 | 123 | 37 | 7 |
1164 | It's a family reunion | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
1165 | But where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Send in the clowns. | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
1166 | Are you aware that school starts tomorrow? | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1167 | Great! Congress is back in session ! | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1168 | This no-ring, no-knock home entry practice is a 3-D circus when a 3-ring roustabout outside policy would be preferable. | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1169 | Yes, this is your circus! | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1170 | They were all out of bread. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1171 | It's another 'elephant in the room' cartoon - wait for it... | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
1172 | Well, I guess the rent did seem suspiciously low for a place so close to the Park. | 1.3052 | 0.04353 | 154 | 113 | 35 | 6 |
1173 | Have you seen a VW Beetle? We've lost our clowns! | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1174 | When The Circus Comes To Tom | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1175 | Hi, hon. The others will be here soon. And don't worry about Millie the Bear. She cleans up after herself. | 1.3048 | 0.04070 | 187 | 139 | 39 | 9 |
1176 | This live entertainment comes with compliments of your TV repair shop. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
1177 | Your wife filed for divorce. She sent us over to cheer you up! | 1.3047 | 0.04778 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
1178 | DOOR-TO-DOOR CIRCUS | 1.3046 | 0.04095 | 151 | 108 | 40 | 3 |
1179 | Running away with the circus is so much easier now that you can do it remotely. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
1180 | We are the Mar-a-Lago lawyers corps - make way! | 1.3046 | 0.04422 | 174 | 132 | 31 | 11 |
1181 | Is this because I called you a clown? | 1.3043 | 0.04316 | 138 | 99 | 36 | 3 |
1182 | Agreed, there are some things that just aren't the same virtually, no matter how good your flat screen is. | 1.3041 | 0.04396 | 171 | 129 | 32 | 10 |
1183 | Well, someone said 'Send in the Clowns'. | 1.3041 | 0.03986 | 171 | 124 | 42 | 5 |
1184 | And we're just the first act! | 1.3041 | 0.04462 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
1185 | Just when he thought he was out, they pulled him back in. | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
1186 | They keep juggling apartments. | 1.3041 | 0.04358 | 148 | 108 | 35 | 5 |
1187 | I rented an insanely large apartment hoping this day would come! | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
1188 | You recently purchased the in-depth search at YourAncestry.com?” | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
1189 | Our second date should be really fun! | 1.3038 | 0.04279 | 158 | 116 | 36 | 6 |
1190 | Is it my birthday? | 1.3037 | 0.04616 | 135 | 99 | 31 | 5 |
1191 | Harold, did you take your pills? | 1.3036 | 0.04285 | 168 | 125 | 35 | 8 |
1192 | Ignore the turtle - he tries to be complicated. | 1.3036 | 0.03938 | 168 | 121 | 43 | 4 |
1193 | Steve regretted buying a house on the parade route. | 1.3034 | 0.04412 | 145 | 106 | 34 | 5 |
1194 | The citizens's association welcomes Robert to the neighborhood. | 1.3034 | 0.03968 | 178 | 130 | 42 | 6 |
1195 | Waze said to make a right. | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1196 | You're interested in renting the clown-sized room? | 1.3033 | 0.04640 | 122 | 88 | 31 | 3 |
1197 | Did you order a distraction? | 1.3032 | 0.03924 | 155 | 110 | 43 | 2 |
1198 | Don't worry, we brought our own food! | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1199 | At last, a kinder, gentler IRS audit. | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1200 | Barbara... I said I needed your help with a short circuit | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1201 | Everyone out except that bear with the purse. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1202 | Shouldn’t have eaten that last edible. | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
1203 | Looks like the circus has run awayay to live with us | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1204 | We're returning the visit you paid to our Facebook page! | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
1205 | A new initiative to make home more like the office. | 1.3029 | 0.04170 | 175 | 130 | 37 | 8 |
1206 | My birthday was LAST month. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1207 | Trump must be in town. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1208 | These Zoomers have no respect for personal space. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1209 | My company merger has turned into a real circus. | 1.3028 | 0.04239 | 142 | 102 | 37 | 3 |
1210 | We work from home now. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
1211 | Next time you click "Accept" on the Disney Primo bundle you should read the fine print | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1212 | Young Dr Seuss gets an inspiration in his new house on Mulberry Street. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1213 | If you can juggle and swallow a sword, you’re hired. | 1.3027 | 0.04021 | 185 | 137 | 40 | 8 |
1214 | Don’t you just love it when I bring my work home? | 1.3027 | 0.03948 | 185 | 136 | 42 | 7 |
1215 | Actually, this is part of Prime now. | 1.3026 | 0.04282 | 152 | 111 | 36 | 5 |
1216 | If it's not too late, I'd cancel the circus app before the elephants get to the door. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1217 | There just wasn't enough space in your head anymore | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1218 | Today was a circus, and I brought some work home. | 1.3025 | 0.04021 | 162 | 117 | 41 | 4 |
1219 | We've brought your work environment home to you! | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
1220 | And you thought I was just a house-mate! | 1.3023 | 0.04348 | 129 | 92 | 35 | 2 |
1221 | Now, promise you won’t get upset… | 1.3023 | 0.04348 | 129 | 92 | 35 | 2 |
1222 | Stupid Grindr...why would I want my next hook-up to be circus-sized? Thanks autocorrect. | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
1223 | There must be a mistake, we only ordered one ring. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1224 | I quit the law firm, can you tell the difference? | 1.3022 | 0.04410 | 139 | 101 | 34 | 4 |
1225 | Oh. You ordered PIZZA, not "pizzazz"? | 1.3022 | 0.04410 | 139 | 101 | 34 | 4 |
1226 | Pretty certain I just told them, “send in the clowns!” | 1.3022 | 0.04290 | 139 | 100 | 36 | 3 |
1227 | We would've been here sooner, but have you ever tried to get a snake to wear a hat? | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1228 | I made so many friends at Burning Man! | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1229 | John W. Smith and family, welcome to the neighborhood from Cirque du Peoria! | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
1230 | Honey, your family just arrived. | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
1231 | Hip! Hip! Hooray!! The toilet seat is down today!! | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
1232 | Thank God it’s Friday! | 1.3019 | 0.04162 | 159 | 116 | 38 | 5 |
1233 | Once again my daughter Nancy is making sure I am not bored now that I'm retired! | 1.3019 | 0.04256 | 159 | 117 | 36 | 6 |
1234 | Sorry, Mom. I guess they really are my monkeys and it really is my circus. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1235 | I ran into Mr. Ringling, Mr. Barnum and Mr. Bailey at the farmer's market. They're coming over for happy hour. | 1.3018 | 0.04095 | 169 | 124 | 39 | 6 |
1236 | If you don’t go to the circus, the circus will come to you. | 1.3017 | 0.04452 | 116 | 82 | 33 | 1 |
1237 | I think we are going to need a bigger tent. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1238 | Uncle Luke sent us. It's your birthday! | 1.3015 | 0.04344 | 136 | 98 | 35 | 3 |
1239 | You're the menu special for our bear! | 1.3014 | 0.04278 | 146 | 106 | 36 | 4 |
1240 | Good day at the office? | 1.3014 | 0.04493 | 146 | 108 | 32 | 6 |
1241 | ‘Simon turned to watch the news.’ | 1.3014 | 0.04387 | 146 | 107 | 34 | 5 |
1242 | The Passport office is an understaffed circus. | 1.3014 | 0.04278 | 146 | 106 | 36 | 4 |
1243 | And you said the circus was in Washington D.C. | 1.3014 | 0.04278 | 146 | 106 | 36 | 4 |
1244 | So this is how the circus wants to fight the streaming services?! | 1.3014 | 0.04493 | 146 | 108 | 32 | 6 |
1245 | They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha... | 1.3013 | 0.04209 | 156 | 114 | 37 | 5 |
1246 | So *you* told the FBI where the documents were in Mar-A-Lago? | 1.3013 | 0.04675 | 156 | 119 | 27 | 10 |
1247 | Sorry I had to bring my work home but the tent's being cleaned. | 1.3012 | 0.04227 | 166 | 123 | 36 | 7 |
1248 | Uh oh. Airbnb double booked. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1249 | What are you telling me? | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1250 | I don't like surprises. | 1.3008 | 0.04651 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
1251 | I was bored until my life became a circus. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1252 | Someone order a cat video with all the extras?” | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1253 | Look what the cat dragged in this time. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1254 | I didn't know One-day delivery would be that fast. | 1.3007 | 0.04330 | 143 | 104 | 35 | 4 |
1255 | Oh good, the cat-sitters are here. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1256 | I'm leaving your cheating ass! Woo! | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1257 | The fastest way to town turns out to be through your house. | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
1258 | I was just practicing my baton routine and they all just started following me. | 1.3007 | 0.04051 | 153 | 110 | 40 | 3 |
1259 | We're moving from your son's dreams into your nightmares. | 1.3007 | 0.04156 | 153 | 111 | 38 | 4 |
1260 | Instead of running off to join the Circus I invited them to stay with us. | 1.3006 | 0.04095 | 163 | 119 | 39 | 5 |
1261 | All I said was, "Siri, show me Syracuse." | 1.3006 | 0.04195 | 173 | 129 | 36 | 8 |
1262 | The FBI was busy so we're in charge of the search | 1.3000 | 0.04309 | 150 | 110 | 35 | 5 |
1263 | And to think I saw it on Pennsylvania Avenue. | 1.3000 | 0.04265 | 140 | 101 | 36 | 3 |
1264 | 2024 | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1265 | When John Fogerty forgets to lock his back door. | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
1266 | When the realtor said parade path I thought she was joking | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1267 | Don’t you just hate being in a swing state this time of year? | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
1268 | Company! | 1.3000 | 0.04456 | 130 | 94 | 33 | 3 |
1269 | “Mind if we make a pit stop?’ | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
1270 | Yes, your cat can join you. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1271 | It was our marraige counselor's idea! | 1.3000 | 0.04152 | 190 | 144 | 35 | 11 |
1272 | The neighbors like to entertain. | 1.3000 | 0.04140 | 160 | 117 | 38 | 5 |
1273 | Does your Cat Have a Hat? | 1.3000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 87 | 30 | 3 |
1274 | So mr smarty pants, you wanted to work from home to get away from the circus at work, huh!?! | 1.3000 | 0.04384 | 140 | 102 | 34 | 4 |
1275 | Alexa, I said Circuit City, not Cirque Du Soleil | 1.3000 | 0.04716 | 130 | 96 | 29 | 5 |
1276 | The boss said I could work from home today! | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1277 | This new streaming service is the best virtual reality out there | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1278 | We decided to run away and join you for a change. | 1.2995 | 0.04056 | 187 | 140 | 38 | 9 |
1279 | Who says you have to leave home to join the circus? | 1.2994 | 0.03634 | 177 | 126 | 49 | 2 |
1280 | Thought it was time we met. We live downstairs. | 1.2994 | 0.04455 | 167 | 127 | 30 | 10 |
1281 | Roger's order for new 'open door circuits' had been terribly mishandled. | 1.2994 | 0.04455 | 167 | 127 | 30 | 10 |
1282 | I actually wasn't expecting you until noon. | 1.2994 | 0.04614 | 167 | 129 | 26 | 12 |
1283 | Hi neighbor - can we borrow a cup of sugar? | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1284 | Cousin Leo befriended a circus flea and the rest is history | 1.2994 | 0.04088 | 157 | 114 | 39 | 4 |
1285 | Don’t worry, we’re gonna clean your ducts just like we promised. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
1286 | We're from the government and we're here to help you. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
1287 | You’re a smart cat, but your brother definitely wins the “what the cat dragged in” contest. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
1288 | Well I did ask my little sister to drop by, but ... | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1289 | Oh, it must be election season again... | 1.2993 | 0.04317 | 137 | 99 | 35 | 3 |
1290 | Alexander Calder will be along in a minute. | 1.2993 | 0.04061 | 137 | 97 | 39 | 1 |
1291 | You know, at first I was skeptical of your plan for a circus-themed orgy, but I'm actually having a lot of fun. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1292 | Now do I have your attention? | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
1293 | Sorry, my new circus job is “work from home”. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1294 | When the circus runs away and joins you. | 1.2991 | 0.04585 | 117 | 84 | 31 | 2 |
1295 | You must be the sad clown the landlady told us about. | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
1296 | The elephant’s stuck in the elevator again. | 1.2987 | 0.04235 | 154 | 113 | 36 | 5 |
1297 | Honey, did you say your family was coming over this weekend? | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1298 | We heard that one of you wanted to join the circus. | 1.2985 | 0.04241 | 134 | 96 | 36 | 2 |
1299 | To be honest, 'No Solicitors' is a little vague. | 1.2985 | 0.04372 | 134 | 97 | 34 | 3 |
1300 | This is the show I was telling you about- it’s the greatest! | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1301 | You're dating an extrovert! | 1.2985 | 0.04372 | 134 | 97 | 34 | 3 |
1302 | Please. No elephants. | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
1303 | Okay, so they're weird. Weird friends are better than no friends at all. | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
1304 | Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood! | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1305 | Oh, Congress is in session again. | 1.2983 | 0.04067 | 181 | 135 | 38 | 8 |
1306 | Here come the in-laws. | 1.2982 | 0.04055 | 171 | 126 | 39 | 6 |
1307 | Candidates meet the voters... | 1.2982 | 0.03969 | 171 | 125 | 41 | 5 |
1308 | The Trump legal defense fund needs another contribution. | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
1309 | Is the guest room tidied up? | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
1310 | Wow. Uber Eats really will deliver anything. | 1.2982 | 0.04684 | 171 | 134 | 23 | 14 |
1311 | Did you forget that my maiden name was Barnum? | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
1312 | This time the circus ran off to join me! | 1.2981 | 0.04211 | 161 | 119 | 36 | 6 |
1313 | I then learned the true meaning of 'kit and caboodle'. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1314 | look who the dog let in | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1315 | One year ago,to the day,Fluffy ran way and joined the circus ! | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1316 | I didn't realize the auditions for the next New Yorker cartoon would be so competitive. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1317 | These are just some friends from work. | 1.2978 | 0.03704 | 178 | 128 | 47 | 3 |
1318 | I can work from home now! | 1.2978 | 0.04186 | 178 | 134 | 35 | 9 |
1319 | You voted for a clown, yes? | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
1320 | It’s the latest TikTok challenge. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1321 | I'm feeling really empowered today! | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
1322 | Not really what I met when I said find a job that lets you work from home. | 1.2977 | 0.04559 | 131 | 96 | 31 | 4 |
1323 | Your father's behind me with the groceries. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1324 | Oh No! I never should have opened that App! | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
1325 | It's a new direct delivery streaming entertainment service. | 1.2976 | 0.04098 | 168 | 124 | 38 | 6 |
1326 | Tell Sondheim, They’re here, Apt 202! | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1327 | Did someone say superspreader event! | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
1328 | Our SWAT team is trying something new. | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
1329 | Congratulations, kid! That eBay auction wasn't a gag after all! | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1330 | See honey, I told you working from home really is a circus. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1331 | Happy birthday, Arnold, we are your circus-o-gram from all at the office! | 1.2971 | 0.04291 | 138 | 100 | 35 | 3 |
1332 | Your cousin is on the bass drum. | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1333 | We're his other friends, from when you let him outside at night. | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1334 | Maybe I shouldn't have advertised my home on Airbnb as being fun for all ages and pet friendly' after all... | 1.2971 | 0.04413 | 138 | 101 | 33 | 4 |
1335 | Popcorn for dinner again. | 1.2971 | 0.04413 | 138 | 101 | 33 | 4 |
1336 | My friends! Always clowning around. | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1337 | Oh man, is that a unicycle? I know I clicked on the bicycle option. | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1338 | I didn't join the circus, honey. They joined me! | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1339 | It's a DR. SEUSS-A-GRAM!! | 1.2970 | 0.04143 | 165 | 122 | 37 | 6 |
1340 | Wait. This is NOT my circus. | 1.2970 | 0.04486 | 165 | 126 | 29 | 10 |
1341 | A circus Airbnb in a one bedroom apartment?! You can’t even deal with my litter box!!! | 1.2969 | 0.04621 | 128 | 94 | 30 | 4 |
1342 | Let us entertain you | 1.2969 | 0.04347 | 128 | 92 | 34 | 2 |
1343 | Guys, book group is not til tomorrow! | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
1344 | Circusgram!! | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
1345 | It started to rain. | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
1346 | My boss said I had to bring my work home with me. | 1.2968 | 0.04111 | 155 | 113 | 38 | 4 |
1347 | You're early - his birthday's tomorrow! | 1.2968 | 0.04008 | 155 | 112 | 40 | 3 |
1348 | It’s a circus out there, so we decided to come back home. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1349 | Have you seen any 600 lb. elephants? | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1350 | What a pleasant surprise, my Ringling Bros. order arrived early! | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1351 | Where’s the barrel of monkeys ? | 1.2968 | 0.04111 | 155 | 113 | 38 | 4 |
1352 | I'll bet you're waiting for the elephant in the room. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1353 | I ask for the Parade Magazine, not a parae. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1354 | Alexa sent us.. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1355 | I aced my circus class! | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1356 | All of Donald Trump's endorsed candidates have been seen rehearsing for his next rally. | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1357 | You're not until next week's cartoon. | 1.2966 | 0.04390 | 145 | 107 | 33 | 5 |
1358 | The 1st day of school deserves a celebration of epic proportions! | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
1359 | My twin brother always throws extravagant surprise birthday parties. | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
1360 | Mark, we're here for an intervention, things haven't been the same since you stopped juggling and we need you back. | 1.2966 | 0.04280 | 145 | 106 | 35 | 4 |
1361 | We found your purse in the tent. | 1.2965 | 0.04035 | 172 | 127 | 39 | 6 |
1362 | Family reunion time? Already?? | 1.2965 | 0.04280 | 172 | 130 | 33 | 9 |
1363 | Look who I ran into! | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
1364 | I know I said that I was shopping for shoes. But I saw them in the window and they followed me home! | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1365 | I almost forgot it was election season. | 1.2963 | 0.04189 | 162 | 120 | 36 | 6 |
1366 | The in-laws are here. | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
1367 | Oh my, maybe it is my circus! | 1.2963 | 0.04470 | 135 | 99 | 32 | 4 |
1368 | Congratulations...you were sent a circus-gram! | 1.2963 | 0.04470 | 135 | 99 | 32 | 4 |
1369 | Looks like traffic on 5th Av is redirected today | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1370 | I want to entertain more! | 1.2963 | 0.04002 | 162 | 118 | 40 | 4 |
1371 | Board Meeting | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
1372 | The boss said I can start working from home! | 1.2961 | 0.04013 | 179 | 133 | 39 | 7 |
1373 | Instead of running away to join the circus we brought it to you! | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
1374 | What, no bearded lady? | 1.2961 | 0.03943 | 152 | 109 | 41 | 2 |
1375 | Not my monkey,not my circus! | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1376 | Don't worry. We'll all sleep in our tiny car. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1377 | When I said don't rain on my parade, I didn't mean bring it in the house. | 1.2960 | 0.04254 | 125 | 89 | 35 | 1 |
1378 | …enough is enough…these birthday telegrams got to stop… | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 91 | 31 | 3 |
1379 | And presenting the little box you checked after signing up for cable service. | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
1380 | Must you always bring your work home with you? | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
1381 | Honey, they followed me home. Can I keep ‘em? | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
1382 | They were out of crackers. | 1.2958 | 0.03971 | 142 | 101 | 40 | 1 |
1383 | We are a physical manifestation of your TikTok history. | 1.2958 | 0.04215 | 142 | 103 | 36 | 3 |
1384 | If Tommy will not come to the circus then the circus must come to Tommy. | 1.2958 | 0.04557 | 142 | 106 | 30 | 6 |
1385 | You might want to grab your shovel. | 1.2958 | 0.04332 | 142 | 104 | 34 | 4 |
1386 | Bob didn’t fully realize what he had signed up for when he offered to host the Flat Earther meet-up this month. | 1.2958 | 0.04095 | 142 | 102 | 38 | 2 |
1387 | We ARE following the GPS! Stop asking! | 1.2958 | 0.04095 | 142 | 102 | 38 | 2 |
1388 | Susy your B and B guests are here. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1389 | Trump's running. | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1390 | Do you have a moment to discuss the circus? | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
1391 | Sorry, I brought some work home tonight. | 1.2956 | 0.04142 | 159 | 117 | 37 | 5 |
1392 | Pretty sure they're here for you this time. | 1.2956 | 0.04142 | 159 | 117 | 37 | 5 |
1393 | Can’t believe you’re here, I was just about to run away to join you guys. | 1.2956 | 0.04142 | 159 | 117 | 37 | 5 |
1394 | YOU won’t believe who I met shopping today! | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
1395 | I didn't like the 'running away' part. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1396 | This is on you. You didn’t read the terms & conditions. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
1397 | Your Pay-per-View is here! | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
1398 | Can YouTube do this??? | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1399 | We heard your cat needed some cheering up. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1400 | Come on ... It's over ... time to get back in the world | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1401 | We're here to take you to your happy place. If you dont want to go you can tell us leave. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1402 | It’s crazy out there! | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
1403 | We were in the neighborhood. | 1.2952 | 0.04295 | 166 | 125 | 33 | 8 |
1404 | It’s the turn-off-your-computer-and-come-back-to-life parade! | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1405 | It's que sera, sera, time. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1406 | Where’s Waldo? | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1407 | Must be midterm season... | 1.2951 | 0.04755 | 122 | 90 | 28 | 4 |
1408 | Puffy, we’ve come for you. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1409 | I guess these are my monkeys, and this is my circus. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1410 | OH NO! HOW DID I ORDER YOU GUYS AGAIN! | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1411 | The monkey is off my back, but the circus is still in town. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1412 | Are the mid-terms here already? | 1.2950 | 0.04504 | 139 | 103 | 31 | 5 |
1413 | When the pet sitter said she'd keep you entertained, I had no idea. | 1.2950 | 0.04504 | 139 | 103 | 31 | 5 |
1414 | Microsoft congratulates you as the last person to quit WordPerfect on Windows NT! | 1.2950 | 0.04386 | 139 | 102 | 33 | 4 |
1415 | I’m home! | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
1416 | Or would you rather go back to Netflix? | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
1417 | Congratulations, and welcome to DEMOCRACY NOW! | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
1418 | The dude with the schythe is right behind us; he's just trying to lose the "grim" image. | 1.2946 | 0.04684 | 112 | 81 | 29 | 2 |
1419 | Happy Birthday Dear Calvin ... | 1.2946 | 0.04591 | 129 | 95 | 30 | 4 |
1420 | But I do listen! | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
1421 | Look! It's Congress! | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1422 | Don’t look at me. You married her. | 1.2946 | 0.05324 | 129 | 101 | 18 | 10 |
1423 | Outdoor cats have all the fun. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1424 | This is exactly the dream I had last night. | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
1425 | The elephant is running late. He decided to take the stairs. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1426 | Too late! The clown car just left! | 1.2946 | 0.04457 | 129 | 94 | 32 | 3 |
1427 | Don’t look so surprised. It’s your cat’s birthday. | 1.2946 | 0.04319 | 129 | 93 | 34 | 2 |
1428 | Free checking and circus included. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1429 | This is why you don't feed a stray cat. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1430 | I knew I should not have played "Send in the Clowns" that one last time. | 1.2945 | 0.04076 | 163 | 120 | 38 | 5 |
1431 | Just show us where to pitch the Big Top. | 1.2941 | 0.04676 | 119 | 87 | 29 | 3 |
1432 | Remember when I said “NOT MY CIRCUS” ? | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1433 | Yeah, but on the lunar calendar it's today. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1434 | My God, did Oz win? | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1435 | Aw, wouldn't you know it, I just vacuumed. | 1.2941 | 0.04142 | 170 | 127 | 36 | 7 |
1436 | You're really taking it well. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1437 | I'm sorry—were you on a call? | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1438 | Netflix's "Surprise Me" button is getting out of hand! | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1439 | Someone here wish upon a star? | 1.2941 | 0.04361 | 119 | 85 | 33 | 1 |
1440 | The circus always arrives without warning. | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1441 | Who’s an old stick-in-the-mud now? | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1442 | Hi hon I’m home. Hope you don’t mind that I brought some work home with me tonight. | 1.2941 | 0.04318 | 136 | 99 | 34 | 3 |
1443 | So THAT’s what a big tent party actually looks like? | 1.2941 | 0.04030 | 153 | 111 | 39 | 3 |
1444 | My birthday was yesterday. | 1.2937 | 0.04486 | 160 | 122 | 29 | 9 |
1445 | And there’s no homework in the circus | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 160 | 120 | 33 | 7 |
1446 | So happy you didn't make any fuss over mu birthday! | 1.2937 | 0.04215 | 160 | 119 | 35 | 6 |
1447 | You say it’s your birthday! | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 160 | 120 | 33 | 7 |
1448 | Can't you ever leave your work at your office? | 1.2937 | 0.04024 | 160 | 117 | 39 | 4 |
1449 | Jimmy’s Google search yielded interesting results. | 1.2937 | 0.04121 | 160 | 118 | 37 | 5 |
1450 | They say it's your birthday. . . | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1451 | It's crazy, I just walk on that thing on your lap and all sorts of things start showing up. | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
1452 | So we thought, ‘If you can’t take a man to the circus…’ | 1.2937 | 0.04191 | 143 | 104 | 36 | 3 |
1453 | Introducing midterm election season! | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1454 | Marry a clown, expect a circus! | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 143 | 105 | 34 | 4 |
1455 | Please leave your shoes at the door. | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1456 | We missed you at the parade. | 1.2937 | 0.04655 | 126 | 93 | 29 | 4 |
1457 | Damn 'Reply All'. | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
1458 | I didn’t think my wishes carried that much weight… | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1459 | Trump’s legal team hard at work planning his defense | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1460 | Hi! I'm Susie. We're you're Airbnb roommates. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1461 | Why couldn't they stay at a hotel this time? | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1462 | Son, promise me you won't run away and join a hedge fund. | 1.2932 | 0.04372 | 133 | 97 | 33 | 3 |
1463 | It's not so much the noise, but the... you know what, it is the noise. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1464 | Jimmy, what's all that ruckus?! | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1465 | Hmmm … Trump must have been charged with espionage!!! | 1.2930 | 0.04804 | 157 | 123 | 22 | 12 |
1466 | Sorry, our marketing team is running out of ideas. Your pizza is at the end with the elephant. | 1.2930 | 0.04451 | 157 | 119 | 30 | 8 |
1467 | Media circus | 1.2930 | 0.03862 | 157 | 113 | 42 | 2 |
1468 | I didn't mean literally "send in the clowns." | 1.2929 | 0.04360 | 140 | 103 | 33 | 4 |
1469 | Oh no - the circus variants! | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
1470 | It's for my Instagram feed! | 1.2929 | 0.04360 | 140 | 103 | 33 | 4 |
1471 | I knew that there was a way to get you away from that computer! | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
1472 | We've got no place else to go. | 1.2929 | 0.04241 | 140 | 102 | 35 | 3 |
1473 | I wonder what happens if you get the Wordle in two. | 1.2929 | 0.04808 | 140 | 107 | 25 | 8 |
1474 | Honey ! The circus is in town, & I got a job! | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
1475 | Fluffy, do you want some popcorn? | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1476 | Well, at least we won't have to talk about the elephant in the room! | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1477 | I guess the circus is in town. | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1478 | I new these midterms would be a circus. | 1.2925 | 0.04231 | 147 | 108 | 35 | 4 |
1479 | Think this is too much after your mother's funeral? | 1.2925 | 0.04005 | 147 | 106 | 39 | 2 |
1480 | I'm guessing this heralds an end to the pandemic | 1.2924 | 0.04204 | 171 | 129 | 34 | 8 |
1481 | Are you just passing through, or will you be staying for dinner? | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1482 | You said you wanted me to make it more interesting | 1.2923 | 0.04429 | 130 | 95 | 32 | 3 |
1483 | I didn’t know Congress is in session. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1484 | We heard this building was pet friendly. | 1.2923 | 0.04292 | 130 | 94 | 34 | 2 |
1485 | Turns out it IS my circus.. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1486 | If this doesn't help, I'd recommend Prozac | 1.2922 | 0.04214 | 154 | 114 | 35 | 5 |
1487 | I guess it's time for midterm elections... | 1.2922 | 0.04008 | 154 | 112 | 39 | 3 |
1488 | They came to town and now they're staying for the weekend. | 1.2922 | 0.04214 | 154 | 114 | 35 | 5 |
1489 | Can I keep 'em? | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
1490 | I said purpose! I need more purpose in my life! | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
1491 | Really... a gender reveal for your third litter | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
1492 | Oh My God! Not another insurance salesman! | 1.2920 | 0.04650 | 113 | 82 | 29 | 2 |
1493 | We love working from home's | 1.2920 | 0.04292 | 137 | 100 | 34 | 3 |
1494 | Guess how I spent all your alimony payments. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1495 | Spellcheck!!! You Googled "Carnal Knowledge?" We're from "The College of Carnival Knowledge" | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1496 | I’m leaving you and joining the circus. Just passing through. | 1.2919 | 0.04548 | 161 | 124 | 27 | 10 |
1497 | I'm ready. Take off your clothes. | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
1498 | I want a divorce. | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
1499 | Is this going on my credit card? | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
1500 | Well, you look different than your profile picture, too. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1501 | Do we have to turn this into a 3-ring circus? | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
1502 | Sometimes you wish the parade would just pass you by. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1503 | Does this count as a distraction? | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1504 | OK if I work from home today? | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
1505 | Wow, they really do deliver within five minutes! | 1.2917 | 0.03992 | 168 | 124 | 39 | 5 |
1506 | Be careful entering a contest where the winner is declared "The Lord of the Three Rings." | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1507 | Some cats do want attention. | 1.2914 | 0.04264 | 151 | 112 | 34 | 5 |
1508 | This looks like the Democrat Club I belong to? | 1.2913 | 0.04487 | 127 | 93 | 31 | 3 |
1509 | Don't worry, we've all been boosted. | 1.2913 | 0.04487 | 127 | 93 | 31 | 3 |
1510 | Because it’s raining outside. | 1.2911 | 0.04335 | 158 | 119 | 32 | 7 |
1511 | Bedtime! | 1.2911 | 0.04427 | 158 | 120 | 30 | 8 |
1512 | When you said the circus was in town I thought you meant it metaphorically. | 1.2910 | 0.04079 | 134 | 96 | 37 | 1 |
1513 | I guess the mid-terms are here. | 1.2910 | 0.04472 | 134 | 99 | 31 | 4 |
1514 | Your cat can be more than a pandemic pet. | 1.2909 | 0.04034 | 165 | 122 | 38 | 5 |
1515 | More circus? No thank you, I’ve had enough circus with the midterms! | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1516 | I told you not to play "Send in the Clowns"! | 1.2908 | 0.04094 | 141 | 102 | 37 | 2 |
1517 | The rain has stopped. Time to go back outside. | 1.2908 | 0.04215 | 141 | 103 | 35 | 3 |
1518 | mom! your friends are here... | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1519 | Barnum get a surprise birthday party from his employees | 1.2908 | 0.04449 | 141 | 105 | 31 | 5 |
1520 | I should have listened to her when she suggested I put in a cat door... | 1.2908 | 0.04334 | 141 | 104 | 33 | 4 |
1521 | And we’re off to Buckingham Palace! | 1.2907 | 0.04101 | 172 | 129 | 36 | 7 |
1522 | I guess it's a post Covid celebration! | 1.2906 | 0.04711 | 117 | 86 | 28 | 3 |
1523 | Yes, you really are a Publishers Clearing House winner! | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1524 | We hear you were looking for your charging horde. | 1.2905 | 0.04315 | 148 | 110 | 33 | 5 |
1525 | I finally got approval to work from home! | 1.2905 | 0.03983 | 148 | 107 | 39 | 2 |
1526 | 'So I guess now we know what that switch by the fridge does.' | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1527 | Come on, Bob. We are going on the road again. | 1.2903 | 0.03771 | 155 | 111 | 43 | 1 |
1528 | Do you have to bring your work home with you? | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
1529 | Now who feels silly adding that big top out back? | 1.2903 | 0.04402 | 124 | 90 | 32 | 2 |
1530 | The attempts to cure my introversion get more desperate each time. | 1.2903 | 0.04090 | 155 | 114 | 37 | 4 |
1531 | Damien quickly learned exactly what Remote Clown School enrollment was all about. | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
1532 | Who let in the clowns? | 1.2903 | 0.04090 | 155 | 114 | 37 | 4 |
1533 | Enter the biden administration. | 1.2903 | 0.04290 | 155 | 116 | 33 | 6 |
1534 | Your laptop throws a terrific virtual party! | 1.2901 | 0.03885 | 162 | 118 | 41 | 3 |
1535 | You Searched the word 'Circus' last month, so here we are! | 1.2901 | 0.04078 | 162 | 120 | 37 | 5 |
1536 | Is it Tuesday already? | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1537 | Hooray! You are National Screen Time champion! | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1538 | Whoops! Our Parade GPS brought us to your home. | 1.2901 | 0.04400 | 131 | 96 | 32 | 3 |
1539 | Who says we need a reason? | 1.2901 | 0.04400 | 131 | 96 | 32 | 3 |
1540 | Sometimes it is my circus. | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1541 | Hit the escape button if you want us to go away. | 1.2899 | 0.03972 | 169 | 125 | 39 | 5 |
1542 | Your mother died. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1543 | Circusgram for Teddy! | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
1544 | We heard you're a party animal. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1545 | Doo doo doo coming in my back door. | 1.2899 | 0.04507 | 138 | 103 | 30 | 5 |
1546 | These things will not bite you. They want to have fun. Then out of the box Came Thing 2 through Thing 321. . | 1.2899 | 0.04388 | 138 | 102 | 32 | 4 |
1547 | Come meet the work friends I was telling you about | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
1548 | You look like you could use a pick-me-up. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1549 | Nothing gets me going better than my morning coffee | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1550 | Look! The “Clown Car” is coming for dinner. | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1551 | Theo began rethinking his refusal to have his computer cleaned of ads | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
1552 | Aren't you glad Zoom meetings are over? | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
1553 | Welcome Wagon is very strong in Jerry's new neighborhood | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
1554 | Oh shoot! I ordered 3 rings with this. | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
1555 | I still have to iron out a few kinks in the work-from-home thing. | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
1556 | I use to think working from the office was a mess, but WFH has taken things to a whole new level | 1.2895 | 0.04616 | 114 | 83 | 29 | 2 |
1557 | Hi, Honey. Hope you don't mind if a couple co-workers join us for dinner. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
1558 | Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
1559 | Most run away to join the circus. I just ran home. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1560 | Working from home does seem more distracting | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1561 | Look what I found on the street! | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1562 | Don't worry. We don't have any elephants." | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1563 | Your monkeys will be here any minute now. | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
1564 | The Building Department sent us to thank you for cutting your grass. | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
1565 | Hi! We’re your new keyboard shortcut!” | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1566 | Cat, did you invite a circus? | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
1567 | This wasn’t my correct Postmates order but I’m keeping it. | 1.2889 | 0.04188 | 135 | 98 | 35 | 2 |
1568 | I meant, "party animals," not "circus freaks"! | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1569 | Ironically, there isn't an elephant in the room | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1570 | Why is that bear carrying a purse? | 1.2886 | 0.04694 | 149 | 115 | 25 | 9 |
1571 | Now that I have your attention, Billy, go clean your room! | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1572 | This new home theater system really makes the show come to you. | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1573 | Still bored? | 1.2885 | 0.04456 | 156 | 119 | 29 | 8 |
1574 | Great news, honey! They're letting me work remote! | 1.2885 | 0.04638 | 156 | 121 | 25 | 10 |
1575 | actually, this is your circus and this is your monkey. | 1.2885 | 0.04363 | 156 | 118 | 31 | 7 |
1576 | Little did Zach know but Cat went with the surprise birthday party this year. | 1.2885 | 0.03965 | 156 | 114 | 39 | 3 |
1577 | When you ordered your pizza, you must have clicked on "Add Fanfare." No worries -- it's only three bucks more. | 1.2885 | 0.04267 | 156 | 117 | 33 | 6 |
1578 | Barnum and Bailey test launch mobile delivery platform. | 1.2883 | 0.04149 | 163 | 122 | 35 | 6 |
1579 | The midterms are coming | 1.2883 | 0.04239 | 163 | 123 | 33 | 7 |
1580 | This is the live circus?! | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1581 | Hope the neighbours don't mind me working from home today. | 1.2882 | 0.04208 | 170 | 129 | 33 | 8 |
1582 | Mom I swear I only invited 2 people! | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1583 | I must have pressed the wake up button on my new iPhone 14! | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
1584 | Oh, you must be the Mar-a-Lago security team. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1585 | Huh, all this time I thought it was a herd of elephants upstairs. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1586 | I guess I do need glasses. I thought o clicked “circuit training” | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
1587 | Welcome the innermost circle of hell. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1588 | That's the last time I'm going to order from Circus Pizza. | 1.2879 | 0.04373 | 132 | 97 | 32 | 3 |
1589 | Where in thr word di you get an entire band | 1.2879 | 0.04373 | 132 | 97 | 32 | 3 |
1590 | Dinner's ready! | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
1591 | If you go down in the woods today,you're sure of a big surprise. | 1.2879 | 0.04503 | 132 | 98 | 30 | 4 |
1592 | About Dinner: The Ringlings said "Yes'" but the Barnums and Baileys said "No"! | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
1593 | It's finally time you met my emotional support circus! | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
1594 | So this is how you party like animals. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1595 | Please no clowns, please no clowns | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1596 | I thought my in-laws weren't supposed to be here til next week! | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1597 | Ohh, you said room service. We thought you said room circus! | 1.2878 | 0.04240 | 139 | 102 | 34 | 3 |
1598 | Congratulations, you've made your point. Now may I continue my story? | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1599 | Happy birthday, many returns of the day. | 1.2877 | 0.04232 | 146 | 108 | 34 | 4 |
1600 | Cat's out the bag. Buster likes you better than I do. | 1.2877 | 0.04232 | 146 | 108 | 34 | 4 |
1601 | I guess I should take the Sondheim soundtrack off repeat | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
1602 | See, Pookie, TikTok is real | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1603 | Idioms can come to life. | 1.2876 | 0.04113 | 153 | 113 | 36 | 4 |
1604 | This week, our career counseling session is based on your aptitude test. | 1.2876 | 0.04512 | 153 | 117 | 28 | 8 |
1605 | Its publishers clearing house. I won | 1.2875 | 0.04003 | 160 | 118 | 38 | 4 |
1606 | The Republicans roll out their platform before the election. | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
1607 | your friends say you need to get out more | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
1608 | You were warned about being careful what you wish for. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1609 | Hello! We here for the B&B pet friendly weekend reservation.” | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1610 | Who invited the in-laws? | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
1611 | No, not Pay-Per-View. You pressed Parade-Per-View on your TV remote. | 1.2870 | 0.04583 | 115 | 84 | 29 | 2 |
1612 | Wow, these computer graphics really are HD. | 1.2869 | 0.04580 | 122 | 90 | 29 | 3 |
1613 | We're like metaverse, but so much more." | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1614 | You said we should spice things up! | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1615 | Jerry soon learned that there was something far worse than swatting. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1616 | This is way better than last night's dream when I was a milkmaid. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1617 | I thought you're going to the circus,not bringing it home! | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1618 | I can’t work from home, my house is a circus. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1619 | Oh sure, when I leave a hairball on the carpet, it's like the end of the world. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1620 | Jim, I said circuits not circus. | 1.2868 | 0.04290 | 129 | 94 | 33 | 2 |
1621 | The door was open. | 1.2868 | 0.04429 | 129 | 95 | 31 | 3 |
1622 | Aren't you guys supposed to have an elephant with you? | 1.2868 | 0.04417 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
1623 | A young Stephen Sondheim gets lyric inspiration. | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
1624 | Congratulations for naming your cat King Charles the III! | 1.2868 | 0.04163 | 136 | 99 | 35 | 2 |
1625 | The word is out; the party is here! | 1.2868 | 0.04417 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
1626 | I can't wait until the circus starts returning to the office. | 1.2868 | 0.04292 | 136 | 100 | 33 | 3 |
1627 | Really? Right when my meeting starts? | 1.2868 | 0.04292 | 136 | 100 | 33 | 3 |
1628 | Are you absolutely certain you would like to cancel this steaming service | 1.2868 | 0.04030 | 136 | 98 | 37 | 1 |
1629 | Drat! I guess this IS my circus... | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1630 | I joined the circus, but had second thoughts about running away. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1631 | Honey, what is the name of those mushrooms we ate in our lunch?! | 1.2867 | 0.04283 | 143 | 106 | 33 | 4 |
1632 | No animals were harmed during the drawing of this cartoon. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1633 | The future of work. | 1.2867 | 0.04570 | 150 | 115 | 27 | 8 |
1634 | This was the only way I could think of to get people not to notice I forgot my panties. | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
1635 | Wow, you really can get anything delivered with Uber Eats | 1.2865 | 0.04078 | 178 | 135 | 35 | 8 |
1636 | NO-body expects the Circus Inquisition! | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1637 | Finally got your attention! | 1.2857 | 0.04558 | 168 | 132 | 24 | 12 |
1638 | All this for using an actual bathroom?! | 1.2857 | 0.04215 | 140 | 103 | 34 | 3 |
1639 | Looks like both the House and Senate have adjourned! | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
1640 | Not my circus, not my problem. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1641 | If you can't come to the circus, we'll come to you | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1642 | The Party isn't until tomorrow evening. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1643 | Oh, no. The kids found another cat. | 1.2857 | 0.04096 | 147 | 108 | 36 | 3 |
1644 | What? Another election? | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
1645 | Didn't you hear? Trump is going to prison! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1646 | I brought a baton for you! | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1647 | These Disney+ updates are getting out of hand. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1648 | Oh no, I thought Burning Man ended next week!? | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
1649 | Come big, come small. Come one and all! You are invited to Susan’s divorce! | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
1650 | My left brain, my right brain | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
1651 | We're from the government and we're here to distract you. | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1652 | And no pop-up ads, either! | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1653 | When 2019 comes for a visit | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1654 | Room 1 of the 3 room circus | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1655 | Honey. Looks like your family is here! | 1.2848 | 0.04106 | 165 | 124 | 35 | 6 |
1656 | It's not even a presidential year... | 1.2848 | 0.04195 | 165 | 125 | 33 | 7 |
1657 | Have you seen my ring? | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
1658 | Do you mind if we crash? Our place is tented. | 1.2848 | 0.04025 | 158 | 117 | 37 | 4 |
1659 | Trust me when I tell you to stay out of politics. | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
1660 | So the outside world is coming to me! | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1661 | VERY NICE TO HAVE ALL CONGRESSPERSONS AND SENATORS IN TOWN!! | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1662 | Hi, I'm Samantha from Match.com. I told you I was fun! | 1.2847 | 0.04142 | 144 | 106 | 35 | 3 |
1663 | Surprise! The boss thought you might be remotely interested in our office support! | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1664 | My question "where are the clowns" was meant rhetorically. | 1.2847 | 0.04023 | 144 | 105 | 37 | 2 |
1665 | What, you couldn't give me a ring? | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1666 | Well, that’s not exactly what I had in mind for a fun stay at home date | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1667 | I read that if we eat bread and do this, we won’t worry about politics as much! | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1668 | Guys, what are you doing? The partys at noon. | 1.2847 | 0.04265 | 137 | 101 | 33 | 3 |
1669 | Sorry you got laid off!—HR hired us to keep you from killing yourself! | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1670 | It's Pumpkin Spice Season! | 1.2847 | 0.04265 | 137 | 101 | 33 | 3 |
1671 | It’s a parade! | 1.2847 | 0.04138 | 137 | 100 | 35 | 2 |
1672 | Oops, I must’ve mixed up the circus number with the pizza number. | 1.2846 | 0.04400 | 130 | 96 | 31 | 3 |
1673 | We heard your internet is down. | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
1674 | This constant electioneering is becoming a real circus! | 1.2846 | 0.04534 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 4 |
1675 | Meh. It's just the GOP. | 1.2846 | 0.04534 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 4 |
1676 | Someone just sent in the clowns. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1677 | It's a circus out there! | 1.2846 | 0.04245 | 123 | 89 | 33 | 1 |
1678 | Boy, the nightly new is getting so realistic! | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1679 | He must be pretty confident you’re gonna say “Yes.” | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1680 | You said, "a few friends from work". I didn't think you meant the whole circus! | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1681 | I said I wanted a carnival *cruise* | 1.2841 | 0.04256 | 176 | 136 | 30 | 10 |
1682 | Greetings George! Happy Birthday from cousin Sandy and circusgreetingrams.com! | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
1683 | You said Stop by anytime. | 1.2839 | 0.04366 | 155 | 118 | 30 | 7 |
1684 | Yes, I did run away and join the circus. | 1.2839 | 0.04735 | 155 | 122 | 22 | 11 |
1685 | Got your attention now! | 1.2839 | 0.04068 | 155 | 115 | 36 | 4 |
1686 | Your eBay package has arrived! | 1.2839 | 0.04068 | 155 | 115 | 36 | 4 |
1687 | Sorry I didn't call about inviting the gang over for dinner! | 1.2839 | 0.04269 | 155 | 117 | 32 | 6 |
1688 | We googled it and it said this was the fastest route. | 1.2839 | 0.04170 | 155 | 116 | 34 | 5 |
1689 | And all you ever drag in are dead rodents and sass. | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
1690 | It may not be your monkey, but it is your circus. | 1.2838 | 0.04072 | 148 | 109 | 36 | 3 |
1691 | Don’t ask what happens when the music stops | 1.2838 | 0.04184 | 148 | 110 | 34 | 4 |
1692 | The magic mushrooms you ate sent us. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1693 | Election season fast approaches! | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1694 | party planning gone wrong | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1695 | No charge! Everyday is a circus, but we are here to stay. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1696 | You really can DoorDash anything. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1697 | I’ve decided that the whole company is going to work with me from home. | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1698 | Is it election season already? | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1699 | Send in the Clowns | 1.2836 | 0.04318 | 134 | 99 | 32 | 3 |
1700 | I ordered a RING doorbell. Not a three-ring doorbell! | 1.2836 | 0.04186 | 134 | 98 | 34 | 2 |
1701 | "Snacktime!" | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1702 | This is not Desolation Row! | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1703 | I certainly hope you popped the popcorn! | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1704 | Hey! Not my circus! | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1705 | I love it. Not one sign | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1706 | We're the PCH Prize Patrol, sir. You're on-camera. Please look excited. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1707 | We're in town" | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1708 | Timmy had just re-subscribed to the print edition of the New Yorker and was enjoying his bonus extras. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1709 | This the Airbnb? | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
1710 | what have you been drinking? | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
1711 | The circus came uptown. | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
1712 | Congratulations! You're our 100 billionth secure log-in. | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
1713 | I said I was bored but .... | 1.2832 | 0.04225 | 173 | 133 | 31 | 9 |
1714 | I told you I would find some place to wear this outfit! | 1.2832 | 0.04614 | 113 | 83 | 28 | 2 |
1715 | Oh? Tuesday already? | 1.2831 | 0.03902 | 166 | 123 | 39 | 4 |
1716 | Trump Friends Meeting | 1.2830 | 0.04291 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
1717 | That's not what they mean by 'Silly Season.' | 1.2830 | 0.04102 | 159 | 119 | 35 | 5 |
1718 | These promposals are getting out of hand... | 1.2830 | 0.04291 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
1719 | If I'm imagining this…why is it in black & white? | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
1720 | They heard you offered to clean the litterbox..... | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
1721 | Your microphone is on mute! | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
1722 | Damn that cat - it's her birthday, and look what she dragged in! | 1.2829 | 0.04798 | 152 | 120 | 21 | 11 |
1723 | Ah, It's already time for electoral debates! | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1724 | Wes Anderson, at home. | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1725 | How about those edibles. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1726 | Why is my entire legal team here? | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1727 | Huh I guess this time it IS my circus and it IS my monkeys | 1.2828 | 0.04233 | 145 | 108 | 33 | 4 |
1728 | Hi honey, I'll be working from home this week. | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1729 | This is some pretty wild catnip. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1730 | It's the cats' wedding anniversary. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1731 | Your midlife crisis was a convertible. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1732 | Summer is over. Back to reality! | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1733 | Don’t turn and look at me. It was the dog’s idea. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1734 | We just beat the Village People 21-7.Yeaaaa. | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
1735 | Bet your stupid video game doesn't smell like this! | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1736 | Maybe I shouldn't have had that legalized marijuana after all. | 1.2824 | 0.04504 | 131 | 98 | 29 | 4 |
1737 | Hope you mind I invited a few friends over. | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1738 | We would have gotten here sooner but we ran into a parade on the way. | 1.2824 | 0.04190 | 170 | 130 | 32 | 8 |
1739 | Delivery companies sure are trying to outdo each other. | 1.2823 | 0.04517 | 124 | 92 | 29 | 3 |
1740 | Since it's harder to take your mind off current events, we're offering a free sample of our new service. | 1.2823 | 0.04370 | 124 | 91 | 31 | 2 |
1741 | Fellini is my life | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1742 | We need 76 Trobones for the Magic Carpet Ride. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1743 | They told me it was all CBD. Now I see it was THC. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1744 | Hope they’re vaccinated | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1745 | This is getting in-tents. | 1.2821 | 0.04147 | 156 | 117 | 34 | 5 |
1746 | ...I thought the circus was only in my mind. Guess I'm not crazy after all | 1.2821 | 0.04677 | 117 | 87 | 27 | 3 |
1747 | Could have been your "covid's over" op ed. | 1.2819 | 0.04268 | 149 | 112 | 32 | 5 |
1748 | Hope you don’t mind. We’re the clown circus from Mar-a-Lago, looking for new digs. | 1.2819 | 0.04673 | 149 | 116 | 24 | 9 |
1749 | Election Season | 1.2818 | 0.04499 | 110 | 80 | 29 | 1 |
1750 | You have to sing Send in The Clowns if you want ‘em. | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
1751 | The Google adds are really getting ANNOYING! | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1752 | Delivered in 30 minutes or the bearded lady is free. | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
1753 | So, that app really works! | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1754 | global leadership summit 2023 | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1755 | So, you found a parking space. | 1.2815 | 0.04160 | 135 | 99 | 34 | 2 |
1756 | The happy reaper is here. | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1757 | Your Around the World pizza has arrived! | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1758 | Did somebody say, "Send in the Clowns?" | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1759 | You want to use my bathroom--now that's funny ! | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1760 | I know we said we wouldn't bring work home , but... | 1.2812 | 0.04287 | 128 | 94 | 32 | 2 |
1761 | You really can get everything online these days | 1.2812 | 0.04428 | 128 | 95 | 30 | 3 |
1762 | I miss when it was just the monkey with the cymbals. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1763 | I guess she finalized the divorce. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1764 | Same old, same old. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1765 | At least they carpooled. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
1766 | That snake has a really nice hat | 1.2810 | 0.04194 | 153 | 115 | 33 | 5 |
1767 | It’s raining on our parade out there. | 1.2810 | 0.04194 | 153 | 115 | 33 | 5 |
1768 | This is exactly why I don't tell folks where I live. | 1.2810 | 0.04426 | 121 | 89 | 30 | 2 |
1769 | Huh. Looks like the Republican primary started earlier this year. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1770 | Be thankful that you'll just be acquiring another cat. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
1771 | The ad said pet friendly. | 1.2810 | 0.04426 | 121 | 89 | 30 | 2 |
1772 | Surprise, happy birthday! | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
1773 | You want pizzaz? You got pizzaz... extra grande supreme! | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
1774 | Who ordered the con carny? | 1.2808 | 0.04427 | 146 | 111 | 29 | 6 |
1775 | GREAT NEWS HONEY, my family and all their pets are in town and will stay here for THE WHOLE WEEK!!! | 1.2808 | 0.04532 | 146 | 112 | 27 | 7 |
1776 | We heard you were used to juggling alot | 1.2808 | 0.04208 | 146 | 109 | 33 | 4 |
1777 | I told you, I wasn’t kidding about my job! | 1.2808 | 0.04532 | 146 | 112 | 27 | 7 |
1778 | Wow, election season already? | 1.2808 | 0.04094 | 146 | 108 | 35 | 3 |
1779 | We're all here but the monkey. A pox on him! | 1.2808 | 0.04208 | 146 | 109 | 33 | 4 |
1780 | Welcome to the building, we're your neighbors! | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1781 | Sunday in the park. Where’s George? | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1782 | I'm now Top Cat. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1783 | I said, "Three rings irk us." | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1784 | Well, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition! | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1785 | 500 bucks and we'll leave quietly... | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1786 | Please send out the clowns. | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
1787 | Hello. Thank you for choosing the HomeCircus app. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
1788 | John regretted ordering chili con carnival supreme | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 124 | 34 | 6 |
1789 | Were you raised in a Barnum? Close the door behind you. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1790 | Happy Wednesday morning! | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1791 | I ordered a three prong circuit online I'm not sure how to refund this. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1792 | We're all of your imaginary friends. You didn't think we wouldn't find you? | 1.2803 | 0.04344 | 132 | 98 | 31 | 3 |
1793 | Midterm Elections coming soon | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
1794 | Life is a circus | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1795 | Great news! Big Bear found your handbag!!! | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
1796 | Great news! They finally approved a “work from home” policy! | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
1797 | It’s not your birthday? Oops! | 1.2800 | 0.04487 | 125 | 93 | 29 | 3 |
1798 | Not my circus. | 1.2800 | 0.04340 | 125 | 92 | 31 | 2 |
1799 | We won! | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1800 | Ohhhh, I thought you said you were into The Crown. | 1.2800 | 0.04340 | 125 | 92 | 31 | 2 |
1801 | Cat food LSD. Meowwww. | 1.2800 | 0.04027 | 150 | 111 | 36 | 3 |
1802 | You ordered pizza with everything on it! | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
1803 | Your wife has filed for a divorce! | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1804 | Hey, honey! Do you mind if I have some friends over from work? | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1805 | Congratulations! You have reached 100 hits! | 1.2797 | 0.04020 | 143 | 105 | 36 | 2 |
1806 | Tonite, I thought we would do something different! | 1.2797 | 0.04020 | 143 | 105 | 36 | 2 |
1807 | It's work from home day! | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
1808 | And no one believed I was adopted. | 1.2797 | 0.04485 | 118 | 87 | 29 | 2 |
1809 | Tell the neighbors the noise continues just as long as their piano lesson | 1.2795 | 0.04511 | 161 | 126 | 25 | 10 |
1810 | To market to market | 1.2794 | 0.04134 | 136 | 100 | 34 | 2 |
1811 | We simply need a Stage; it would get us all out of town. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1812 | Hi, I'm Allison, leader of the Greatest Show on Earth.... Hi, I'm Bob, not the greatest at keeping my front door locked. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1813 | Who here ordered the "virtual" Zoom background? | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1814 | Time for a homework break! | 1.2794 | 0.04264 | 136 | 101 | 32 | 3 |
1815 | Honey, come run away with me and join the circus. We could use another clown. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1816 | Your Amazon subscription has been automatically renewed! | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1817 | This market is a real circus. | 1.2794 | 0.04264 | 136 | 101 | 32 | 3 |
1818 | Finally, my real family has come for me... | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1819 | One Thursday, Janice realized she did not want to run away at all. She just wanted to join the circus. | 1.2793 | 0.04645 | 111 | 82 | 27 | 2 |
1820 | Our wandering children have come home at last!!! | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1821 | I thought I was upgrading to Windows 12. Maybe I did it right after all. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1822 | Remote work turns your home into a circus. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1823 | I hate family reunions. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1824 | Ginger, I have a feeling that I had your catnip by mistake | 1.2791 | 0.04259 | 129 | 95 | 32 | 2 |
1825 | I got us a membership! | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1826 | Welcome to my world! | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1827 | I switched to Republican. | 1.2791 | 0.04399 | 129 | 96 | 30 | 3 |
1828 | You searched the words wild party and here we are. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1829 | What I’m trying to say is, I’m leaving you. | 1.2791 | 0.04399 | 129 | 96 | 30 | 3 |
1830 | Sorry, I only have 1 ring. | 1.2789 | 0.04294 | 147 | 111 | 31 | 5 |
1831 | There goes the neighborhood! | 1.2789 | 0.04184 | 147 | 110 | 33 | 4 |
1832 | The drugs are kicking in! | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1833 | We’ll be right upstairs if you need anything. Welcome, neighbor! | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1834 | We're here to fix the television. | 1.2789 | 0.04505 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
1835 | I guess the edible’s kicked in. | 1.2789 | 0.04806 | 147 | 116 | 21 | 10 |
1836 | She always has to have a Parade following her! | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1837 | Who left the door open? | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1838 | Since when did you start to work remotely? | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1839 | Mr. Whiskers knew, Mike couldn't "not my circus not my monkeys" out of this one. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1840 | Thank you,I really purrfur working from Home. | 1.2787 | 0.04547 | 122 | 91 | 28 | 3 |
1841 | Hi, Bob! This Barnum & Bailey Redux Birthday Surprise comes with best wishes from your Ex. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1842 | „You must be mistaken, Madame Du Soleil moved out last year“ | 1.2787 | 0.04396 | 122 | 90 | 30 | 2 |
1843 | We are here to collect you; the modern Grim Reaper wanted a less morose imagery! | 1.2786 | 0.04064 | 140 | 103 | 35 | 2 |
1844 | The MAGA GOP is coming to town | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1845 | You rang? | 1.2786 | 0.04188 | 140 | 104 | 33 | 3 |
1846 | I knew you were being too friendly with the neighbors. | 1.2786 | 0.04188 | 140 | 104 | 33 | 3 |
1847 | I could have sworn I registered for that no-circus list. | 1.2786 | 0.04188 | 140 | 104 | 33 | 3 |
1848 | I thought that was a closet | 1.2783 | 0.04375 | 115 | 84 | 30 | 1 |
1849 | Be careful what you say to the bear with the purse. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1850 | Who invited the circus" oh wait its just my famil | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1851 | Laundry’s done! | 1.2783 | 0.04711 | 115 | 86 | 26 | 3 |
1852 | Thank you for choosing 'Uber Eats, delivery by circus parade!' | 1.2783 | 0.04546 | 115 | 85 | 28 | 2 |
1853 | I, too, decided to work from home. | 1.2782 | 0.04446 | 133 | 100 | 29 | 4 |
1854 | Our tent folded. | 1.2782 | 0.04446 | 133 | 100 | 29 | 4 |
1855 | I wanted to be Number One in 'Look what the Cat dragged in' ! | 1.2782 | 0.04573 | 133 | 101 | 27 | 5 |
1856 | You said you believed in the party with the biggest tent. | 1.2782 | 0.04316 | 133 | 99 | 31 | 3 |
1857 | It was too hot at Burning Man. | 1.2782 | 0.04932 | 133 | 104 | 21 | 8 |
1858 | We’ve come to recruit your cat to join our dissentient social revolution. | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1859 | Your in-laws went to Hawaii for Thanksgiving and didn't want you to miss them | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1860 | Remind me again to never go on Amazon while I'm drinking. | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
1861 | Looks like we're getting the band back together after all," he said | 1.2781 | 0.03849 | 187 | 142 | 38 | 7 |
1862 | I’m tired of you and your friends parading through the house like you own it. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
1863 | Were you expecting the Spanish Inquisition? | 1.2778 | 0.04233 | 144 | 108 | 32 | 4 |
1864 | I really need to remove that “welcome one and all” sign. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1865 | Turns out that it *was* my circus! | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1866 | Have you been calling 800 numbers again? | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 126 | 93 | 31 | 2 |
1867 | Oh dear, and he brought friends. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1868 | Do I now have your attention? | 1.2778 | 0.04116 | 144 | 107 | 34 | 3 |
1869 | Okay, where’s my pizza? | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1870 | One night only! | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1871 | It wasn’t a dream; the world is a circus. | 1.2778 | 0.04233 | 144 | 108 | 32 | 4 |
1872 | Wow, I guess Barnum and Bailey both got elected. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1873 | Amazon delivers circus to your doorstep indeed! | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1874 | Circus attendance is down, so we're bringing the circus to you! | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 126 | 93 | 31 | 2 |
1875 | Must be election campaign season again! | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 144 | 110 | 28 | 6 |
1876 | All done installing your Three Ring doorbell! | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
1877 | Labor Day must be over... here come the politicians. | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
1878 | Congratulations! You can continue to work from home. We are here to make your off hours more joyful. | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
1879 | Is it me, or is the saxophone flat? | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
1880 | Nope! Guess again! | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
1881 | I should never have sent that prank pizza delivery to Bob. | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
1882 | Hi "Josh Stein, Riverdale, NY". We saw your comment asking who picks the finalists for the New Yorker cartoon caption contest... | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1883 | ''When I said,'Come what may.' I had no idea! | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1884 | I hope the elephant stayed home. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1885 | You’s doing you’s? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1886 | No Kitty , It's not the Russian military, Barnum & Bailey only have three rings in their circus - and a lot less clowns! | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
1887 | It's your lucky day! | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
1888 | Your mom said you needed some cheering up! | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
1889 | The ventriloquist coudn’t make it. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1890 | OMG... they're all back from the Trump rally! | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1891 | Dude looks like a lady!! | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
1892 | Because, of course...sure, why not? | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
1893 | You may have already won! | 1.2769 | 0.04505 | 130 | 98 | 28 | 4 |
1894 | I’ve decided to drop Premed and instead to majorette in The Circus | 1.2769 | 0.04370 | 130 | 97 | 30 | 3 |
1895 | Surprise! You’ve won the Clearinghouse Carnival. | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
1896 | not my circus and I do not see my monkey | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
1897 | Mr. Trump needs $25 from you ! | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1898 | I know you ordered pizza, but they were busy. | 1.2768 | 0.04610 | 112 | 83 | 27 | 2 |
1899 | Let the primaries begin. | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1900 | I didn't answer the door but Trump's campaign team just let themselves in. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1901 | When I opened the door I thought you said what a nice gesture. | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1902 | You got out of bed this morning! | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1903 | The documents are coming; the documents are coming! | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1904 | Fellinis great grandson tries a quiet Saturday night at home. | 1.2766 | 0.03905 | 188 | 144 | 36 | 8 |
1905 | C'mon Sweetie, CARPE DIEM. | 1.2766 | 0.04163 | 141 | 105 | 33 | 3 |
1906 | Looks like it is my circus and my monkeys after all. | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1907 | That funny feeling you sometimes get when politics invades your home. | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
1908 | I'll be happy when the election is over. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1909 | So there are a few more guests than I listed on the Airbnb booking. | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
1910 | My day was good, but busy -- I had to bring some work home with me. | 1.2763 | 0.04195 | 152 | 115 | 32 | 5 |
1911 | Best thing you’ve dragged in all week. | 1.2763 | 0.04195 | 152 | 115 | 32 | 5 |
1912 | I liked it when Grubhub used to just buzz from downstairs. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1913 | Hi, did you advertise a room for rent? | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1914 | You got the raise? | 1.2761 | 0.04156 | 134 | 99 | 33 | 2 |
1915 | Do you mind terribly if we use this as a shortcut to our parade route? | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 134 | 100 | 31 | 3 |
1916 | The co-op board is here to inspect your apartment. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1917 | World's politicians on parade | 1.2761 | 0.04156 | 134 | 99 | 33 | 2 |
1918 | Burning Man over already? | 1.2761 | 0.04109 | 163 | 124 | 33 | 6 |
1919 | WHAT!!!! No masks??? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1920 | Changing with the times. We now make house calls. | 1.2759 | 0.03973 | 145 | 107 | 36 | 2 |
1921 | Now what have you dragged in? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1922 | It’s a less threatening way to discuss our household division of labor. | 1.2759 | 0.04092 | 145 | 108 | 34 | 3 |
1923 | So there was a circus in the hallway after all | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
1924 | It’s your turn to make dinner. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1925 | Open the front door. | 1.2756 | 0.04321 | 156 | 120 | 29 | 7 |
1926 | It’s your cat’s birthday | 1.2756 | 0.04427 | 127 | 95 | 29 | 3 |
1927 | No clowns? | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1928 | You’re never too old to reinvent yourself.” Isn’t that what you said | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1929 | Puss, looks like that magic mushroom just kicked in. | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
1930 | I said BYOB!! | 1.2756 | 0.04135 | 127 | 93 | 33 | 1 |
1931 | I already told you, “not my circus, not my monkeys, jugglers, clowns…” | 1.2756 | 0.04135 | 127 | 93 | 33 | 1 |
1932 | Strange, Labor Day isn't until tomorrow. | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1933 | Has the mail come yet? | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1934 | It's Amazon's new streaming service. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1935 | Where am I going to get enough toilet paper for all these visitors? | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1936 | We’re here from the new IRS…to help ! | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1937 | It's OK you forgot our anniversary. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1938 | Matt signs up with a new Internet Circus Provider | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
1939 | No, I ordered 'supplies'. | 1.2754 | 0.04084 | 138 | 102 | 34 | 2 |
1940 | 'The Day the Pandemic finally ended.' | 1.2754 | 0.04084 | 138 | 102 | 34 | 2 |
1941 | I don't think this is the right apartment. | 1.2754 | 0.04084 | 138 | 102 | 34 | 2 |
1942 | it's not for you. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1943 | Coworking sucks! | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1944 | Looks like the Republican clown car is back in town. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1945 | Jerry didn’t join the circus, the circus joined him. | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1946 | Yes, I'm Barnum and my cat's name is Bailey. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1947 | Well, Fluffy, it looks like the circus ran away to me. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1948 | Look, Leonard, I brought the circus home! | 1.2752 | 0.03910 | 149 | 110 | 37 | 2 |
1949 | I always thought life was a circus! | 1.2750 | 0.04261 | 120 | 88 | 31 | 1 |
1950 | I should have never put my name, P. T. Barnum, on the mail box. | 1.2750 | 0.04261 | 120 | 88 | 31 | 1 |
1951 | Two words: ‘diversity’ and ‘inclusion’. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1952 | How do you like my new outfit? | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1953 | Look what the big cats dragged in! | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1954 | First day of school was okay…? | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
1955 | Since when do bears carry purses? | 1.2750 | 0.03960 | 160 | 120 | 36 | 4 |
1956 | They must’ve heard I have a zoom meeting to log onto | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1957 | Family reunion: they all tested positive for Covid and are all stuck here for the next week. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1958 | I shouldn't have eaten that third brownie. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1959 | quiet night in, cup of tea, get some work done, hit of acid, off to bed!! | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1960 | You've won a free trial of 'Circus'! | 1.2748 | 0.04063 | 131 | 96 | 34 | 1 |
1961 | The good news is, I haven't run away to join the circus!" | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1962 | Let me guess, not your monkeys either? | 1.2748 | 0.04205 | 131 | 97 | 32 | 2 |
1963 | I really should have read through those upgrade terms. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1964 | I need to force quit Acrobat. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1965 | I said you could invite a few friends for a sleepover. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1966 | It's my birthday. My girlfriend's the one with a bow on her tail. | 1.2746 | 0.04257 | 142 | 107 | 31 | 4 |
1967 | Now that COVID is over we’re getting back to normal. | 1.2746 | 0.04596 | 142 | 110 | 25 | 7 |
1968 | I'm working from home this week! | 1.2746 | 0.04703 | 142 | 111 | 23 | 8 |
1969 | I didn’t run away to the circus. The circus ran away to me. | 1.2746 | 0.04138 | 142 | 106 | 33 | 3 |
1970 | Did you imagine that a talking cat wouldn't have some circus friends? | 1.2746 | 0.04373 | 142 | 108 | 29 | 5 |
1971 | The kids are home. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1972 | Any chance you've seen an elephant? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1973 | I ran away, I joined, I'm came back! | 1.2743 | 0.04575 | 113 | 84 | 27 | 2 |
1974 | And thus, the circus that is the election season ads begins! | 1.2743 | 0.04399 | 113 | 83 | 29 | 1 |
1975 | Hey guys. Not everybody loves a parade. | 1.2743 | 0.04575 | 113 | 84 | 27 | 2 |
1976 | Is the dog named "Tripod"? | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1977 | No, you go ‘Huh?!’ on the downbeat. | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1978 | Instead of running away to join the circus, I thought I'd stay. | 1.2742 | 0.04336 | 124 | 92 | 30 | 2 |
1979 | Good job, Mom. You've finally managed to turn this place into a circus." | 1.2742 | 0.04336 | 124 | 92 | 30 | 2 |
1980 | Dad - you know how some people run away to join the circus? | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1981 | I got a new job and they said I could work from home! | 1.2742 | 0.04485 | 124 | 93 | 28 | 3 |
1982 | And my dad said clown school wasn't worth it! | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1983 | I sure hope this is the house with the cancer kid. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1984 | Everyone gets a circus in the Inflation Recovery Act, | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1985 | When you said you did time in the ring I thought you were a boxer. | 1.2741 | 0.04262 | 135 | 101 | 31 | 3 |
1986 | I don't actually see the kitchen sink. | 1.2741 | 0.04262 | 135 | 101 | 31 | 3 |
1987 | Internet dating is such a circus! | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1988 | My wife sent a band to deliver my divorce papers? | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1989 | So, I got that promotion!" | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1990 | Always expect the unexpected. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1991 | Send in the baristas, lawyers and tattoo artists next. | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1992 | Your new integrated circus has arrived sir! | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1993 | I guess it is my circus and my monkeys now. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1994 | Screen time is over!" | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1995 | Well, you wanted to meet my girlfriend's family! | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1996 | It was Muriel's tendency to lose focus that had most concerned her unicycle instructor.. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1997 | This is a helleva dream!! I don't want to wake up. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1998 | It must be campaign season. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
1999 | Sometimes work follows you home | 1.2735 | 0.04481 | 117 | 87 | 28 | 2 |
2000 | High school's out for today! | 1.2735 | 0.04481 | 117 | 87 | 28 | 2 |
2001 | Gee. I thought I bought an online ticket. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2002 | Where exactly are the 76 trombones? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2003 | Phew! There’s not a single skeleton in my closet. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2004 | Okay, as long as everyone wiped their feet. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
2005 | Same circus- different clowns | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
2006 | Man! UberEats has really upped their game! | 1.2734 | 0.04255 | 128 | 95 | 31 | 2 |
2007 | Let the party begin ! | 1.2734 | 0.04397 | 128 | 96 | 29 | 3 |
2008 | Cabernet License | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
2009 | We heard someone needs a little cheering up... | 1.2734 | 0.04186 | 139 | 104 | 32 | 3 |
2010 | Happy Birthday Mr. Fluffy….. happy birthday to you! | 1.2734 | 0.04428 | 139 | 106 | 28 | 5 |
2011 | Must be Thursday on the Disney Channel | 1.2734 | 0.03794 | 139 | 101 | 38 | 0 |
2012 | Get off that computer, nerd boy, and join the circus! | 1.2734 | 0.04428 | 139 | 106 | 28 | 5 |
2013 | You’re working from home too?! | 1.2734 | 0.04186 | 139 | 104 | 32 | 3 |
2014 | Honey, I didn’t mean LITERALLY go off and join the circus! | 1.2734 | 0.04309 | 139 | 105 | 30 | 4 |
2015 | ‘“We had this compulsion to join you!” | 1.2733 | 0.04112 | 150 | 113 | 33 | 4 |
2016 | Oh no, not Cirque du Foyer again... | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
2017 | You ordered the home theater? | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
2018 | Instead of you running off and joining the circus, the circus is running off and joining YOU! | 1.2733 | 0.04324 | 150 | 115 | 29 | 6 |
2019 | Strike Up The Band. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
2020 | Trump Inauguration | 1.2733 | 0.04046 | 172 | 132 | 33 | 7 |
2021 | Honey, I told you my support group was meeting here tonight. | 1.2727 | 0.04314 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
2022 | I gave up on Emily Post. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
2023 | Did you call the Geek Squad? | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
2024 | Did I tell you I was a baton twirler in high school? | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
2025 | Your hair qualifies you to join us! Come on! | 1.2727 | 0.04148 | 154 | 117 | 32 | 5 |
2026 | I said turn down the furnace, not bring in a clown circus. | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
2027 | You'll simply adore our new Sondheim retrospective! | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
2028 | I decided to bring home other peoples work. | 1.2727 | 0.04545 | 121 | 91 | 27 | 3 |
2029 | Hi uncle Bobby. We’re just dropping in for a week or so. Where’s the bathroom? | 1.2727 | 0.04178 | 132 | 98 | 32 | 2 |
2030 | Zero Mostel singing: "Something appealing, Something appalling, Something for everyone: A comedy tonight! | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
2031 | The circus is running away to join me? | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
2032 | My new place is really starting to grow on me. | 1.2727 | 0.04178 | 132 | 98 | 32 | 2 |
2033 | Note to self: Fix the lock on the pole tent door! | 1.2727 | 0.04545 | 121 | 91 | 27 | 3 |
2034 | From that moment forward,Tim was much more careful about what he Googled. | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
2035 | Oh-oh! It really is my circus! | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 121 | 89 | 31 | 1 |
2036 | I know. I promised not to bring my work home anymore. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
2037 | All it's missing is Bozo the Clown, dad's lawyer, and Steve Bannon. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
2038 | Live a little! | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
2039 | The Congressional summer recess must be over. | 1.2727 | 0.04330 | 165 | 129 | 27 | 9 |
2040 | It's always been my dream to star in a Fellini movie. | 1.2727 | 0.04457 | 110 | 81 | 28 | 1 |
2041 | We heard you had a clownfish. | 1.2727 | 0.04314 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
2042 | Don't you just love virtual reality. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
2043 | Come on, cat, we can't do the show without you. | 1.2727 | 0.04695 | 121 | 92 | 25 | 4 |
2044 | Don't mind us. You just keep working on whatever it is you're doing. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
2045 | Ready? We’ve got plenty of room in our one tiny car. | 1.2727 | 0.04314 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
2046 | Look! All of our favorite unlicensed characters!! | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2047 | Much to her surprise, Janet’s husband would in fact notice her if she were to lead a circus through the front door. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
2048 | These Zoom backgrounds are getting out of hand. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2049 | George, who finds it hard to say no, hadn’t quite realised that the “adopt a circus” people had meant it literally. | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
2050 | Honey, your folks are here... | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
2051 | This is not the bandwidth I signed up for! | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
2052 | I just ordered a pizza! | 1.2721 | 0.04045 | 147 | 110 | 34 | 3 |
2053 | The circus decided to run away and join us | 1.2721 | 0.04269 | 147 | 112 | 30 | 5 |
2054 | Darn, I left the door open again. | 1.2721 | 0.04159 | 147 | 111 | 32 | 4 |
2055 | Honey, guess what I joined. | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
2056 | There may not be monkeys, but it is your circus. | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
2057 | I gave up on Politics. | 1.2721 | 0.04235 | 136 | 102 | 31 | 3 |
2058 | This is the only way you’ll remember my birthday. | 1.2721 | 0.04362 | 136 | 103 | 29 | 4 |
2059 | I think you are looking for the clown next door. | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
2060 | Today we’re both working from home! | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2061 | These flash mobs are really getting out of hand. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
2062 | ¡It is true then! ... too much internet and isolation? | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2063 | I think I ordered the wrong home entertainment package. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
2064 | As the pandemic comes to a close, an infinite amount of possibilities are about to walk through your front door. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2065 | The day the circus ran away to join a boy. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2066 | Do you have any classified documents on that laptop? | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2067 | complements of apt#8 the" I love a parade group"is here! | 1.2720 | 0.04307 | 125 | 93 | 30 | 2 |
2068 | Sorry Ed, they’re making us work from home again this week. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
2069 | They say they can prove Trump won the election. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2070 | No, Siree! The MAGA tent has not yet folded. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2071 | Mulberry? It's the next street over. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2072 | What, no trapeze? | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
2073 | He feels a collar bell is so bougie. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
2074 | Where’s Carol Channing when you need her? | 1.2717 | 0.04190 | 173 | 135 | 29 | 9 |
2075 | Off to college, my son, you will be missed terribly. | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
2076 | We are an intervention to help cure you from being an introvert. | 1.2713 | 0.04368 | 129 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
2077 | Not your monkeys, but it IS your circus. | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
2078 | 76 trombones couldn't come so they sent us. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
2079 | You the one that ordered one circus, no clowns? | 1.2713 | 0.04227 | 129 | 96 | 31 | 2 |
2080 | Join the circus! We're going à la mode! | 1.2713 | 0.04227 | 129 | 96 | 31 | 2 |
2081 | Congratulations, you've been circus swatted. | 1.2713 | 0.04227 | 129 | 96 | 31 | 2 |
2082 | Oops I opened up the news page again! | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2083 | Did 76 trombones just come through here? | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
2084 | That had to be the hardest crossword EVER. | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 88 | 28 | 2 |
2085 | Mom! The governments here! | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 88 | 28 | 2 |
2086 | Honey, I thought we agreed to *not* invite your cousins from Florida… | 1.2712 | 0.04283 | 118 | 87 | 30 | 1 |
2087 | Did you enter the Publishers Clearing House contest | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
2088 | You clicked "Lord of The Three Rings" | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2089 | Don’t get up for us. | 1.2708 | 0.03969 | 144 | 107 | 35 | 2 |
2090 | Your wife said you were bored, so here we are! | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
2091 | Where’s the birthday girl? | 1.2708 | 0.04431 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
2092 | Honey, your family is back for a visit. | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
2093 | You're definitely a morning person. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2094 | Mrs. Bear likes to make "an entrance". | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2095 | I went ring shopping and found a great deal on a set of three! | 1.2707 | 0.04151 | 133 | 99 | 32 | 2 |
2096 | Now that I have your attention . . . | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
2097 | See, this is why I don’t talk politics in the house. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2098 | We heard you love Circus Peanuts. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2099 | Get your face paint, Bobo. We’re painting the town red. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2100 | Just to be clear Darling, this is an actual three ring circus! | 1.2705 | 0.04514 | 122 | 92 | 27 | 3 |
2101 | Would you tell your neighbor that we came by, and we’re sorry we missed him? | 1.2705 | 0.04361 | 122 | 91 | 29 | 2 |
2102 | Looks like the midterms are in town. | 1.2705 | 0.04361 | 122 | 91 | 29 | 2 |
2103 | Sorry, dear. I had to bring work home tonight. | 1.2705 | 0.04361 | 122 | 91 | 29 | 2 |
2104 | I guess he’s back from Obedience School | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
2105 | Queen died | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
2106 | I know I said the party should be a big tent, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2705 | 0.04514 | 122 | 92 | 27 | 3 |
2107 | Oh, great. I forgot all about the midterms. | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
2108 | They told us there would be cake! | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2109 | I ran off with the circus! I hope no one notices. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
2110 | Don't ever say, "Not my circus," again. | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
2111 | We need your vote in November. | 1.2701 | 0.04079 | 137 | 102 | 33 | 2 |
2112 | When I ordered a pizza with the works, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
2113 | Congrats on getting your voter ID card! | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
2114 | Yeah? Well...I put up with your poker night every week so, suck it up." | 1.2701 | 0.04576 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
2115 | I know, I know, but look at what I got the cat to do! | 1.2701 | 0.04209 | 137 | 103 | 31 | 3 |
2116 | It's International New Emoji Day. Tonight we'll be in your laptop. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
2117 | And to think that I saw it on our Mulberry carpet. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
2118 | You got it on the first try! The word IS 'circus'! | 1.2698 | 0.04278 | 126 | 94 | 30 | 2 |
2119 | For humanity's sake, you guys, it's two by two. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
2120 | The highway said said detour. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
2121 | Who farted?" | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
2122 | I swiped right for all of you ? | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
2123 | What do you mean this isn't 123 Main Street? | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
2124 | Darling, did you mention the family is coming for diner? | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
2125 | Go big AND go home. | 1.2698 | 0.04278 | 126 | 94 | 30 | 2 |
2126 | I think I'm just gonna delete the tweet. | 1.2698 | 0.04127 | 126 | 93 | 32 | 1 |
2127 | Have you been meowing at Alexa again? | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
2128 | Uh-oh, looks like someone wants my vote. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
2129 | S’up? | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
2130 | Dad, I ran away to join with the circus. | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
2131 | But I ran away from all of you to be able to work from home. | 1.2697 | 0.04066 | 152 | 115 | 33 | 4 |
2132 | Yea,just the family ! | 1.2697 | 0.04066 | 152 | 115 | 33 | 4 |
2133 | We're here to give the nightly news, here are today's top stories. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2134 | We’re your new neighbors. Can we borrow 50 pounds of sugar? | 1.2696 | 0.04156 | 115 | 84 | 31 | 0 |
2135 | Is . . . Is that bear carrying a purse?! | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2136 | Wait, the midterms already?! | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2137 | Oh shit, they found me! | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2138 | Family dinner | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
2139 | British leader Liz Truss illustrates her campaign pledges | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2140 | Honey, come downstairs. Your birthday present has arrived! | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
2141 | Everyone loves a parade! | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
2142 | Your Door Dash order is here! | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
2143 | My privacy settings are really messed up. | 1.2695 | 0.04135 | 141 | 106 | 32 | 3 |
2144 | BNB. That's Barnum and Bailey, right? | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2145 | It's time to feed the cat! | 1.2692 | 0.04116 | 182 | 143 | 29 | 10 |
2146 | Welcome to the Mad House | 1.2692 | 0.03905 | 130 | 95 | 35 | 0 |
2147 | Can I borrow, like, FIFTY POUNDS of sugar? | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2148 | Have been meaning to tell you. I changed jobs. | 1.2692 | 0.03895 | 156 | 117 | 36 | 3 |
2149 | At least this place is not a zoo. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2150 | If this is community policing, it's not gonna work. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2151 | Not the coolest way to embarrass your cat. | 1.2692 | 0.04055 | 130 | 96 | 33 | 1 |
2152 | A person and their cat imagine the digestive consequences of consuming the pâté from the back of the fridge. | 1.2690 | 0.04720 | 145 | 115 | 21 | 9 |
2153 | We're the travelling circus...today we are at your house. | 1.2690 | 0.04512 | 145 | 113 | 25 | 7 |
2154 | Friends from your cat's fifth life. | 1.2690 | 0.04065 | 145 | 109 | 33 | 3 |
2155 | You’re Brian Shriner, right? Guess what? | 1.2690 | 0.04182 | 145 | 110 | 31 | 4 |
2156 | You were right. After you entertain a clown, you become part of the circus. | 1.2689 | 0.04417 | 119 | 89 | 28 | 2 |
2157 | But where's the 76 trombones? They were suppose to lead the big parade. | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
2158 | The Parade brand loungewear you ordered on Amazon was out of stock. Will this do as a substitute? | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
2159 | I shouldn't have rented from Fair B&B | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
2160 | You can take the man out of the circus but you can't take the circus out of the man. | 1.2689 | 0.04417 | 119 | 89 | 28 | 2 |
2161 | We live upstairs! But you knew that.” | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
2162 | The end is near! | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
2163 | And since you ordered on line, your pizza is half price too. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
2164 | RAH! RAH! Get that porridge cooking! Mama Bear is BACK! | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
2165 | As you can see, Amazon is expanding its delivery service. | 1.2689 | 0.04417 | 119 | 89 | 28 | 2 |
2166 | Congratulations - your tweet saved the world! | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
2167 | I was looking for a decent Kirkus review, not a circus view!” #bookpeopl | 1.2689 | 0.04082 | 119 | 87 | 32 | 0 |
2168 | “Your Greatest Pizza on Earth is on the way!” | 1.2687 | 0.04259 | 134 | 101 | 30 | 3 |
2169 | Tut alors, the metaverse has arrived...abandon the screen and join the party! | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
2170 | It’s a circus in here! | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
2171 | Why quit quietly when you can quit cacophonously? | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
2172 | This has to be a mistake in my last online order. How in heaven am I going to return it? | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2173 | We all decided to run away and join you. | 1.2685 | 0.04482 | 108 | 80 | 27 | 1 |
2174 | The line is getting blurry between circus and houseguests | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2175 | Trouble seeing us? We sell spectacles! | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
2176 | Wait a minute! I only ordered a pizza. | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
2177 | The Circus Arrives Without Warning | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
2178 | You guys have to leave. This is not funny, | 1.2683 | 0.04011 | 123 | 90 | 33 | 0 |
2179 | The cat was a bit expensive, but the pet store threw in everyone else as a bonus. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
2180 | We're here to help you with your 'Media Relations' homework! | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
2181 | If this doesn't cheer him up...nothing will! | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
2182 | I'm never buying a timeshare again. | 1.2681 | 0.03922 | 138 | 102 | 35 | 1 |
2183 | The midterms are here - the midterms are here. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
2184 | Well, Morris, that's the last time I leave open the 'one click ordering' page while you're prancing around. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
2185 | I thought our marriage was entertainment enough | 1.2681 | 0.04183 | 138 | 104 | 31 | 3 |
2186 | We’re home! | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
2187 | We are here to overstimulate you until your internet is back up. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
2188 | Look Murray, I brought my work home with me for tonight. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
2189 | Streaming has really raised the bar. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2190 | If I ran the circus, we'd make house calls every day. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2191 | I've finally run away. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2192 | Honey things are getting kinky tonight, we’re talking borderline illegal” | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2193 | Stay | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
2194 | It's so quiet now that the kids are in school. I decided I was going to work from home too! | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
2195 | Sorry, but I need to work late tonight | 1.2677 | 0.04250 | 127 | 95 | 30 | 2 |
2196 | This new booster is great! | 1.2677 | 0.04250 | 127 | 95 | 30 | 2 |
2197 | I was going to run away and join the circus... but thought why run away | 1.2677 | 0.04250 | 127 | 95 | 30 | 2 |
2198 | Ah, another candidate has announced they're running for a seat in the House of Representatives! | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
2199 | We can't afford three rings but we saw your listing for a three-bedroom. | 1.2677 | 0.04100 | 127 | 94 | 32 | 1 |
2200 | You should see my place ... it's a circus in here! | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
2201 | The grandkids will be here in a minute. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
2202 | Wow, Uber Entertainment is really convenient. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
2203 | Hoooneeeey,your family's here! | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
2204 | No, please, I just cleaned and there’s no way my wife will believe this | 1.2676 | 0.04230 | 142 | 108 | 30 | 4 |
2205 | What, are you sure this isn't the Big Top? My GPS is never wrong! | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
2206 | I figured “Circus Estates, Big Top Living from the $800s” was just a marketing pitch! | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
2207 | Picnic day for teddy bears...today's the day our teddy bear has her pic nic. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
2208 | It’s bad luck to open an umbrella indoors | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
2209 | I heard you were down to clown. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
2210 | Can we use your bathroom? | 1.2672 | 0.04127 | 116 | 85 | 31 | 0 |
2211 | I see the midterms have arrived. | 1.2672 | 0.04304 | 116 | 86 | 29 | 1 |
2212 | The entertainment is free—you’re charged only if you want cleanup. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
2213 | It’s time to get real. | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
2214 | Ronnie’s here! | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2215 | They're just stopping by. | 1.2672 | 0.04311 | 131 | 99 | 29 | 3 |
2216 | The circus ran off and joined ME! | 1.2672 | 0.04311 | 131 | 99 | 29 | 3 |
2217 | This is just a preview of what happens when you give up social media. | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
2218 | Me: can we go to the circus Mom: We have a circus at home *The circus at home* | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
2219 | I've GOT to lay off the booze! | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2220 | This is why I'm the good cat | 1.2672 | 0.04173 | 131 | 98 | 31 | 2 |
2221 | Looks like the circus is in townhouse. | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
2222 | There's an opening for a human cannonball if you'd like to join us." | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
2223 | I could get use to this work from home | 1.2672 | 0.04029 | 131 | 97 | 33 | 1 |
2224 | Hello! We are your new neighbors. | 1.2671 | 0.04269 | 146 | 112 | 29 | 5 |
2225 | And your Three-Ring Circus delivery comes with a Free Return policy -- except for the elephants. | 1.2671 | 0.04042 | 146 | 110 | 33 | 3 |
2226 | Um... Bobo, could you stop bringing work home with you. | 1.2667 | 0.03858 | 165 | 125 | 36 | 4 |
2227 | Hello Dad, 23 & me says we're 100% family. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
2228 | Hope, for your sake, you have Purina Escaped Lion Chow. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
2229 | Your friends at the office miss you. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2230 | Isn’t eBay wonderful? | 1.2667 | 0.04099 | 135 | 101 | 32 | 2 |
2231 | The show *must* go on. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2232 | Since you wouldn't run away and join us ...!! | 1.2667 | 0.04232 | 135 | 102 | 30 | 3 |
2233 | Can you open the window to let in the trapeze artists? | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
2234 | Hope you can pitch a tent. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2235 | Is that another new hat Linda? | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
2236 | This must be Uber Eats Plus. | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
2237 | The only thing missing is the kitchen sink! | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 105 | 78 | 26 | 1 |
2238 | Wait! I ordered a subscription to Travel Circle, not a traveling circus. | 1.2667 | 0.04054 | 120 | 88 | 32 | 0 |
2239 | We came up as soon as you gave us three rings. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2240 | Where do you want your new analog streaming service set up? | 1.2667 | 0.04386 | 120 | 90 | 28 | 2 |
2241 | new remote has a ‘hybrid’ work environment. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
2242 | We decided to run away with YOU for a change! | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
2243 | The great resignation | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
2244 | Just when Jimmy thought he’d succeeded in running away from the circus to join the establishment… | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
2245 | M y "X" said: she would make a clown out of me! | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
2246 | Hi! Guess which lottery you just won! | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
2247 | I thought you said the neighbors were sad to see us go? | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
2248 | The circus joined me! | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
2249 | Buckle up, Godfrey - this is exactly the same dream I had in 2016. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
2250 | Do you feel like your life is becoming a circus | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
2251 | With the pandemic winding down, the circus no longer has to appear via Zoom. | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
2252 | This is the parade of homes, isn't it? | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
2253 | We're all so glad you changed the litter box! | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
2254 | Reminder Life's just a circus | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
2255 | This orgy's gonna be hilarious! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2256 | Next time!!! Try Ringling the bell before coming in!!! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2257 | One of Sigmund Freud's most representative works. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2258 | Any chance an elephant just came through here? | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
2259 | Not my living room, not my couch. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
2260 | Did you happen to see a lion? | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
2261 | I could have sworn this was supposed to be a Zoom meeting. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2262 | These 4DX movies are getting out of hand | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2263 | Looks like casting for The Music Man got a little out-of-hand. | 1.2655 | 0.04173 | 113 | 83 | 30 | 0 |
2264 | Just show us where the three rings are and we | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2265 | Cirque du So" -- "Hey | 1.2655 | 0.04536 | 113 | 85 | 26 | 2 |
2266 | This isn't what I meant by 'in-house' rehearsal. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2267 | I said I am not interested. I have my own religion. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2268 | Life (after Covid) has arrived | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2269 | Our new pizza delivery service is focused on customer experience | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2270 | You're mom passed away. | 1.2654 | 0.04360 | 162 | 128 | 25 | 9 |
2271 | No surprise, I always knew that my life is a circus | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
2272 | So they aren't my monkeys, but apparently it is my circus. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2273 | Just because I love my little political junkie. | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
2274 | Yes, I KNOW our anniversary is tomorrow! | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
2275 | Well, if you can't bring yourself to the circus, we thought, why not, you know, ... | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
2276 | Uber circus at your disposal! | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
2277 | I invited the upstairs neighbors to dinner. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
2278 | I'm working from home today, so please keep it down. | 1.2652 | 0.04146 | 132 | 99 | 31 | 2 |
2279 | The party don't start till I walk in. | 1.2652 | 0.04146 | 132 | 99 | 31 | 2 |
2280 | We just came on in when you didn't answer after Three Rings. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
2281 | I’m worried that the hat is a bit much… | 1.2650 | 0.04443 | 117 | 88 | 27 | 2 |
2282 | Remember when I used to talk about joining the circus? | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
2283 | I asked you not to bring your work home | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
2284 | This IS your circus. The monkeys are coming. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
2285 | You think your job is in tents? | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
2286 | Circus-gram for Mongo. | 1.2650 | 0.04274 | 117 | 87 | 29 | 1 |
2287 | Ummm... my birthday is next week. | 1.2649 | 0.04171 | 151 | 116 | 30 | 5 |
2288 | I meant fetch not kvetch | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
2289 | You call that a circus? Where are the elephants? | 1.2647 | 0.03938 | 136 | 101 | 34 | 1 |
2290 | If you think the amount of clowns we fit in a car is ridiculous, just wait to see how many more roommates we'll need to jam in here to make a 500 sq. ft. apartment affordable. | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
2291 | Help me, my mind is escaping | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2292 | I’m working from home now honey! | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
2293 | I’m doing Burning Man remotely this year. | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2294 | Did you forget to lock the tent? | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
2295 | We heard your quarantine is over. | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2296 | Cat, look what you dragged in this time | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
2297 | But I said 'Don't Worry, Darling' had caused quite the MEDIA circus? | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2298 | Actually, I was rather expecting the Spanish inquisition. | 1.2644 | 0.03987 | 174 | 135 | 32 | 7 |
2299 | And you though you could avoid the circus by working from home! | 1.2643 | 0.04254 | 140 | 107 | 29 | 4 |
2300 | Is this the way to the F train? | 1.2643 | 0.04132 | 140 | 106 | 31 | 3 |
2301 | Family circus. | 1.2643 | 0.04132 | 140 | 106 | 31 | 3 |
2302 | Oh no! They found me again. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2303 | …..in-laws | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
2304 | Solving Wordle in 2 guesses is a big deal,honey! | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
2305 | When the doctor suggested the circus to lift my spirits, I didn't expect it to make a house call. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
2306 | I’m leaving you! I joined the circus! | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
2307 | I knew you were a clown, so I invited your tribe for the game tonight. Surprise Suprise ! | 1.2640 | 0.04118 | 125 | 93 | 31 | 1 |
2308 | Seuss? No I called Dr Schultz! | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 2 |
2309 | Gee, Whiskers, I didn't expect this from just half a tab. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
2310 | When the relatives arrive for the holidays | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 2 |
2311 | Well, that completes my bucket list! | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 2 |
2312 | I knew this top was too big! | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
2313 | 420 Totten Court is next door. | 1.2639 | 0.04062 | 144 | 109 | 32 | 3 |
2314 | I hope you don't mind, but I'll be working from home for awhile. | 1.2639 | 0.04294 | 144 | 111 | 28 | 5 |
2315 | You clicked on one too many emojis. | 1.2639 | 0.04294 | 144 | 111 | 28 | 5 |
2316 | Sorry, we’re just following Waze | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2317 | For $50 we can do a vanishing act … or, we can stay. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2318 | There’s nothing good on TV tonight so… | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2319 | Not what I expected when they said they were going to tent the house. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2320 | I know you’re dubious now, Bill, but in an hour you’ll be very glad you clicked that button. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2321 | We're your cat's birthday surprise from his girlfriend. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
2322 | Who ordered UberCircus? | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
2323 | Mulberry Street here we come | 1.2636 | 0.04194 | 129 | 97 | 30 | 2 |
2324 | Not my circus. Not my cat. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
2325 | We’re Cirque from home! | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
2326 | OMG, I hope it's not a flea circus | 1.2636 | 0.04194 | 129 | 97 | 30 | 2 |
2327 | They wanted to give you a ticker-tape parade, but this was all they could afford. | 1.2636 | 0.04194 | 129 | 97 | 30 | 2 |
2328 | We ran away from the circus to join you in your boring, small town home! | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
2329 | Siri I said order a service not a circus! When will you get it right | 1.2635 | 0.04634 | 148 | 118 | 21 | 9 |
2330 | I'd get ready with the scoop and shovel for the elephant at the end. | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
2331 | You said I could have my friends over. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2332 | It is my circus. Without the monkeys, of course. | 1.2632 | 0.04542 | 95 | 70 | 25 | 0 |
2333 | I think the circus is joining US. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
2334 | What happens when GPS isn't updated... | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
2335 | Damn. Do we have to celebrate Hieronymus Bosch Day EVERY year? | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2336 | You've just qualified for an unlimited talk, text, and data plan! | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2337 | 'tis a pageant to keep us in false gaze | 1.2632 | 0.04255 | 133 | 101 | 29 | 3 |
2338 | No! I was the only sucker born that minute? | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
2339 | After 2 years in hibernation, they say that the show must go on. | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
2340 | I just signed up for a new streaming bundle and look what we got as a sign up bonus! | 1.2632 | 0.04782 | 95 | 71 | 23 | 1 |
2341 | Do you like my new outfit? | 1.2628 | 0.04079 | 156 | 120 | 31 | 5 |
2342 | Mittens, Is this going to happen every time we eat catnip? | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
2343 | What, no jugglers? | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 137 | 104 | 30 | 3 |
2344 | You don’t mind if my extended family stays for a few weeks, do you? | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 137 | 104 | 30 | 3 |
2345 | Now & Always: Vote Republican! | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
2346 | Circus Parade Telegram! Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you ..... | 1.2628 | 0.04306 | 137 | 105 | 28 | 4 |
2347 | Oops. You selected the wrong size button on your instant celebration delivery app. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
2348 | We checked the paperwork, and while we're still waiting to hear on the monkeys, this is indeed your circus. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2349 | Here We Are Ringleader! | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2350 | He got elected again! | 1.2627 | 0.04410 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
2351 | I love you too much to run away, so… | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2352 | Your late! | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2353 | Alexa, tell me the news. | 1.2627 | 0.04410 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
2354 | Umm, honey, are you sure you read the Airbnb terms and conditions? | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2355 | So, so can we keep the cat? | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
2356 | One Target trip later | 1.2624 | 0.04107 | 141 | 107 | 31 | 3 |
2357 | The pandemic is over! | 1.2624 | 0.03981 | 141 | 106 | 33 | 2 |
2358 | Happy Birthday, middle child. | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2359 | Uh oh! Looks like the In-Laws are here.... | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2360 | The yoga class was full but the circus had an opening! | 1.2623 | 0.04165 | 122 | 91 | 30 | 1 |
2361 | Where's the orange clown, isn't he the ringleader? | 1.2623 | 0.04165 | 122 | 91 | 30 | 1 |
2362 | And the band played on! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2363 | It's just the weekly all-hands. We're all on mute with cameras off anyway. | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2364 | Guess who graduated from circus school? Magna Cum Laugh! | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2365 | No - I am really not bored | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2366 | When it’s opening day and your house was built over the circus cemetery | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2367 | The saints are definitely not marching in. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2368 | I’m sorry Skittles. Am I boring you? | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2369 | Looks like the circus ran away to join me! | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2370 | Can any of them guess my weight? | 1.2619 | 0.04091 | 126 | 94 | 31 | 1 |
2371 | Did you remember the milk? | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2372 | You're scaring the cat! | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2373 | Look at what the circus dragged in, | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2374 | Is that Bear carrying a handbag?! Weird. | 1.2619 | 0.04091 | 126 | 94 | 31 | 1 |
2375 | My Amazon delivery is right on time again. | 1.2617 | 0.03972 | 149 | 113 | 33 | 3 |
2376 | All that I order was an everything bagel. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
2377 | no I asked for charades | 1.2616 | 0.04007 | 172 | 134 | 31 | 7 |
2378 | There will be a small handling fee for returns. | 1.2615 | 0.04166 | 130 | 98 | 30 | 2 |
2379 | Ms. Jane Martin sends her formal congratulations on your recent ability to finally locate the clitoris. | 1.2615 | 0.04575 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
2380 | I didn't run away. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
2381 | Hi,we're the pizza, chocolate cake and herring you just ate! | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
2382 | Don’t worry, we need room for just three rings. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
2383 | When the relatives visit. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
2384 | Now what? | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
2385 | AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS A FREAK SHOW. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
2386 | You give me a ring, I'll give you three. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
2387 | Wow! The Macy*s Thanksgiving Day Parade live from the entertainment inside my own home! | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
2388 | Your boss heard it was mean to do layoffs over Zoom, so he sent us. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
2389 | Your mom told us to come early. | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
2390 | Work from home 2.0 | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
2391 | That's not what I meant when I said "let's get wild tonight"... | 1.2611 | 0.04348 | 157 | 124 | 25 | 8 |
2392 | They gave us the option to work remote. | 1.2611 | 0.04056 | 157 | 121 | 31 | 5 |
2393 | I said, 'bring home a citrus fruit,' NOT a Circus Group! | 1.2611 | 0.04253 | 157 | 123 | 27 | 7 |
2394 | Here's one symptom of COVID19 that I hadn't heard of yet. | 1.2611 | 0.03742 | 157 | 118 | 37 | 2 |
2395 | Who brought the pizza & beer? | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
2396 | I didn't hear the bell. | 1.2609 | 0.04519 | 138 | 108 | 24 | 6 |
2397 | I know! A bear...with a purse...in the living room. | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
2398 | Do you mind, there are no facilities in the Big Top. May we use your toilet? | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
2399 | I think I had too much catnip. | 1.2609 | 0.04024 | 138 | 104 | 32 | 2 |
2400 | The mid-terms are here! | 1.2609 | 0.04468 | 115 | 87 | 26 | 2 |
2401 | I'm not sure I want to go back to school in person. | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
2402 | This is 3B, right? | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
2403 | Your work-from-home parade is now over. | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
2404 | Ignore the elephant not in the room. | 1.2606 | 0.04202 | 142 | 109 | 29 | 4 |
2405 | Your Vote may count this November 8th,but then again... | 1.2606 | 0.04082 | 142 | 108 | 31 | 3 |
2406 | I lost our savings in crypto, but I'm betting it's hard to hear me with all of this excitement! | 1.2606 | 0.04434 | 142 | 111 | 25 | 6 |
2407 | These pop-up ads are really getting out of hand!" | 1.2606 | 0.04202 | 142 | 109 | 29 | 4 |
2408 | Anything to afford rent in this city… | 1.2606 | 0.04082 | 142 | 108 | 31 | 3 |
2409 | If all the world's a stage and people merely players, where do cats fit in? | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2410 | Did you want fries with your order? | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2411 | Hi, honey. New job's great but turns out there's a WFH component that I must have misunderstood. | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2412 | Oh yeah,the mid-terms are here again. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2413 | Sorry, I'm out of cocaine. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2414 | Look who I met at Zabar's! | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2415 | What next? | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
2416 | They didn’t have cotton candy!?! | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2417 | We're up for reelection this year. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2418 | Don't look at me, the cat ordered the parade. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2419 | What the...I just ordered! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2420 | Toby Tyler ... we've been waiting for you! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2421 | When the circus parade made a left turn at Main Street, all hell broke loose. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2422 | It's time to vote again! | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2423 | It's getting to be a regular circus around here, it seems. | 1.2602 | 0.04136 | 123 | 92 | 30 | 1 |
2424 | Oh, I forgot to cancel my Circus+ subscription | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2425 | We would've given warning but hey, we're the circus! | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2426 | I married wit five kids, so I don’t need a second circus | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
2427 | Is this a private residence or can anyone march in it? | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2428 | All the Republican candidates are ultra-MAGA now. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
2429 | I think it's time we spiced up the bedroom. | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
2430 | Still indifferent...but this was a close call. | 1.2598 | 0.04215 | 127 | 96 | 29 | 2 |
2431 | Can we leave the Beetle parked over the manhole? | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
2432 | Don't just sit there, go get your barbells. | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
2433 | Fun will never walk in through your door. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
2434 | Work from home - traveling circus edition | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
2435 | I’m leaving you, Frank, and I’m taking Mr. Chester with me. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2436 | Helen, the MAGA convention is here! | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2437 | And you didn't believe me when I said my family is a regular 3 ring circus! | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2438 | Oh, no! The birthday boy lives next door. | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2439 | . . . just my Clown Academy classmates . . . | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2440 | I thought you said this wasn't your circus. | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
2441 | ...and I was worried about the elephant in the room | 1.2595 | 0.04279 | 131 | 100 | 28 | 3 |
2442 | Our live show is better than streaming. | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
2443 | You know how you're always saying my life is a three-ring circus? | 1.2595 | 0.04279 | 131 | 100 | 28 | 3 |
2444 | Welcome to the building! | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
2445 | You said you would stop bringing your work home with you. | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
2446 | We heard you were thinking of joining! | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
2447 | With all the fanfare, Lenny knew his mother wouldn't be far behind for a surprise visit. | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
2448 | Your pizza is here. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
2449 | Thanks for finally cleaning the litter box. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
2450 | I thought I ordered circuits! | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
2451 | Mom, Dad! I'm home from French Woods' circus camp! I had a wonderful time! | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
2452 | I guess you were right when you said doing Airbnb could become a circus | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
2453 | I didn't know "Cirque de Soleil" made house calls | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
2454 | Surprise family reunion! All the cousins are here! | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
2455 | Well, you asked for a parade on your 70th birthday. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
2456 | Frances, didn't I tell you not to leave the door unlocked again? | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
2457 | I knew you weren't going to do anything for my birthday! | 1.2590 | 0.03999 | 139 | 105 | 32 | 2 |
2458 | You clicked on " Out of Work Performers"? | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
2459 | Wait, I only ordered one pizza! | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
2460 | Don't worry, there are no clowns. | 1.2589 | 0.04528 | 112 | 85 | 25 | 2 |
2461 | This is the last time I'll act on your advice. | 1.2589 | 0.04528 | 112 | 85 | 25 | 2 |
2462 | Welcome to social media. Someone who thinks they’re funny will contact you shortly. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2463 | Great…it’s Couch Surf du Soleil again. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2464 | OMG, Tabby! Is this the cousin you were telling me about? | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
2465 | The midterm elections are an absolute circus! | 1.2587 | 0.04057 | 143 | 109 | 31 | 3 |
2466 | Cirque du Sofa- they're starting to get desperate. | 1.2587 | 0.04057 | 143 | 109 | 31 | 3 |
2467 | I'll be working from home today, hope it's ok. | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
2468 | Here is the parade that we did not ask for | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
2469 | This direct to consumer trend has gone too far | 1.2587 | 0.04177 | 143 | 110 | 29 | 4 |
2470 | We came for the cat. If you can walk on your hands, you can come too. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2471 | Home entertainment options got crazier and crazier during lockdown! | 1.2586 | 0.04263 | 116 | 87 | 28 | 1 |
2472 | Oh, no! 2 months of this til the election. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2473 | So, it would seem that if I avoid the circus, the circus will instead find me. | 1.2586 | 0.04263 | 116 | 87 | 28 | 1 |
2474 | I brought a few friends home from clown college. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2475 | When you have a scheduled family reunion at your place but the entire family lets themselves in three hours early. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2476 | Dad, this isn't what they mean by a "watch party". | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2477 | Your psychologist has prescribed this therapy. | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
2478 | Time to clean the litter box | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2479 | You’ve just been offered a lifetime subscription to every lottery in the country. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2480 | It looks like the summer is over. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2481 | We heard that SOMEBODY here completed their millionth hour of Netflix! | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2482 | Why did I agree to host the family reunion? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2483 | Not my circus, not my mon…oh, it is my circus. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2484 | I already told you, I don’t want what you’re selling! | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2485 | Sir Purrington, the fun will really start when they unload the tiny car full of politicians. | 1.2583 | 0.04013 | 120 | 89 | 31 | 0 |
2486 | When the circus comes to your townhouse. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2487 | Things went downhill at home when dad started inviting his work friends over. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2488 | Great news! The bear said yes! | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
2489 | What the -- ?? | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
2490 | It’s ok. I don’t see any big cats. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
2491 | The entertainment streaming wars have begun! We're here to convince you to sign up with our company's full package! | 1.2581 | 0.04108 | 124 | 93 | 30 | 1 |
2492 | The circus is not only in town but staying in your apartment. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
2493 | Just the clowns, guys. I said just send in the clowns ! | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
2494 | Too much? | 1.2581 | 0.04108 | 124 | 93 | 30 | 1 |
2495 | Well, YEAH, silly! If ya leave the door open, OF COURSE the crazy's gonna get in! | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
2496 | Are you telling me this is EAST 24th; not West 24th? | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
2497 | Clown school is out. | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
2498 | Is it football season again or is the circus in town? | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 93 | 69 | 24 | 0 |
2499 | We decided our circus was too in tents. | 1.2581 | 0.05105 | 124 | 100 | 16 | 8 |
2500 | And you thought cats were aloof. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
2501 | Must be a full moon... | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
2502 | The clowns are doing home visits. It's such a nice Jester. | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
2503 | circus | 1.2578 | 0.04331 | 128 | 98 | 27 | 3 |
2504 | Your Ex sends her regards!" | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
2505 | Hey, at least you can’t say I’m running away to the circus.” | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
2506 | I assume that this ie your revenge for my banning you from bringing dead mice into the house | 1.2578 | 0.04331 | 128 | 98 | 27 | 3 |
2507 | We need a balcony apartment. | 1.2578 | 0.04187 | 128 | 97 | 29 | 2 |
2508 | Cirque du mi casa | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
2509 | Now it's really bedtime | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2510 | Well this is Bazzar | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
2511 | Bob’s childhood dream of joining the circus was so close but, somehow he knew his cat never would allow it. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
2512 | Nobody told me that the end of the world was coming sooner than we thought. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
2513 | Those are not my monkeys but this is my circus | 1.2576 | 0.04112 | 132 | 100 | 30 | 2 |
2514 | The Queen is Dead. | 1.2574 | 0.04372 | 101 | 75 | 26 | 0 |
2515 | Hang on, we’ve got the wrong house again. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2516 | It’s the aristocrats | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
2517 | This is how we make the rent. | 1.2574 | 0.04303 | 136 | 105 | 27 | 4 |
2518 | I thought you were going to stop bringing work home? | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
2519 | Congratulations! Now it IS your circus! | 1.2571 | 0.04225 | 140 | 108 | 28 | 4 |
2520 | Next time I won’t take so many drugs. | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
2521 | wow the taxoplasmosis from the cat is really hitting me hard today | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
2522 | Oh no, family visiting me again | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
2523 | Didn't you hear the three rings? | 1.2569 | 0.04033 | 144 | 110 | 31 | 3 |
2524 | You're not going to believe what happened after I went to the office supply store for a three ring binder... | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
2525 | What a surprise without my iPhone! | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
2526 | Wait. You’re not Simon! | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
2527 | Would you mind removing your shoes? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2528 | Happy birthday! Guess who has a fun-loving brother-in-law? | 1.2569 | 0.04402 | 109 | 82 | 26 | 1 |
2529 | Hey guys - next time just send a text when a new phone is announced." John Oesterle Burke, V | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2530 | Calm your cat and protect your bare feet, when Waze detours traffic around Mulberry Street. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
2531 | Okay, Sondheim, might as well, send in the clowns | 1.2568 | 0.04193 | 148 | 115 | 28 | 5 |
2532 | I had to bring work home again, Dear. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
2533 | Honey,my circus group was just quarantined, they’ll be here for the week. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2534 | Not another Trump rally. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
2535 | Hey I saw those stains in the carpet so is it cool if I smoke cigarettes inside? Because I figure you’re already not getting the security deposit back… | 1.2566 | 0.04127 | 113 | 84 | 29 | 0 |
2536 | I’m counting on your vote! | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
2537 | I take it this wasn’t mentioned in my adoption profile. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
2538 | I only order a veggie pizza | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2539 | I got to get one of those video doorbells. | 1.2566 | 0.04314 | 113 | 85 | 27 | 1 |
2540 | All I was writing was ' ...in the clowns'. I didn't hit 'send' ! | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2541 | We're marching to save the rule of law.. want to join us? | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
2542 | You really have to stop bringing your work home. | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
2543 | Oh no! Is today Wednesday? | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2544 | Wow, i literally just searched ‘want to watch the greatest show on earth’ | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
2545 | I think the Zoom Theater thing has finally gone too far. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
2546 | Put in the table leaf, Harold, I brought my work home again. | 1.2564 | 0.04054 | 117 | 87 | 30 | 0 |
2547 | Clowns Who Clean | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2548 | Did someone here call Ringling Brothers? | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2549 | Ah! The circus has come to townhouse. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2550 | City by-law, sir; if your apartment is more than 800 square feet, it's an official circus venue. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2551 | If mountain won't come to Muhummad ... | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2552 | Congratulations! You’ve blocked your 10,000th pop-up ad. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2553 | Son,I never thought you would clean your bedroom! | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2554 | Huh. Didn’t expect my horoscope to be quite so literal. | 1.2564 | 0.04232 | 117 | 88 | 28 | 1 |
2555 | I'm trying to say yes more. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2556 | So pleased there are no elephants | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2557 | Hooray! Celebrate the end of the pandemic! | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2558 | It always feels like a three ring circus there. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2559 | The co-op board is meeting HERE? | 1.2562 | 0.03985 | 121 | 90 | 31 | 0 |
2560 | I really wish Barnum's could get away from the home working idea. | 1.2562 | 0.04154 | 121 | 91 | 29 | 1 |
2561 | Man! I gotta lay off those kombucha growlers! | 1.2561 | 0.04114 | 164 | 129 | 28 | 7 |
2562 | Introvert birthday | 1.2561 | 0.03928 | 164 | 127 | 32 | 5 |
2563 | The trend of wearing mismatched socks ended quite a while ago and now the only people who do it are lazy slobs! | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
2564 | How can I possibly work in this middle of this circus? | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
2565 | Oh no, it looks like election season again! | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
2566 | I'm your ringmistress, so get ready for some amazing tricks. | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
2567 | It was only ten bucks more than a waiter singing "Happy Birthday." | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
2568 | What’s with an umbrella indoors? | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
2569 | It still cracks me up every year when I see a bear with a purse. | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
2570 | When I told my Therapist that my home life was like a circus she laughed. | 1.2558 | 0.04159 | 129 | 98 | 29 | 2 |
2571 | Yes, it is your circus. I ate the monkeys. | 1.2558 | 0.04159 | 129 | 98 | 29 | 2 |
2572 | You asked for more excitement? Presto! | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
2573 | Lucky for you. We’re the new circus next door. | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
2574 | Don’t look at me, I didn’t drag them in. | 1.2558 | 0.04159 | 129 | 98 | 29 | 2 |
2575 | That new detour on Main Street is a real problem. | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
2576 | How's this for a daily distraction? | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
2577 | 'This place is becoming a clown show." | 1.2556 | 0.04223 | 133 | 102 | 28 | 3 |
2578 | And you think it's the PURSE that's a bit over the top??!!" | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
2579 | mom always said if you fed one more would come | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
2580 | But where are the clowns Send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here | 1.2556 | 0.04485 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 5 |
2581 | Hey Marge, the mid-term campaign season is here! | 1.2556 | 0.04086 | 133 | 101 | 30 | 2 |
2582 | Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
2583 | We couldn't find the big top and it's starting to rain. | 1.2555 | 0.04275 | 137 | 106 | 27 | 4 |
2584 | Time for your booster! | 1.2555 | 0.04148 | 137 | 105 | 29 | 3 |
2585 | I warned you, Walter, thoughts are dangerous! | 1.2553 | 0.04077 | 141 | 108 | 30 | 3 |
2586 | The bathroom is on the left. | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
2587 | Mittens, wish I had answered the phone on the first ring. | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
2588 | Well, at least it’s not a zoo. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
2589 | Put on some shoes. Your life is about to take an unexpected turn. | 1.2550 | 0.04058 | 149 | 115 | 30 | 4 |
2590 | the gateway cat. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
2591 | Actually I just wanted a cat sitter. | 1.2548 | 0.03604 | 157 | 118 | 38 | 1 |
2592 | That new streaming service comes with all the bells and whistles! | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2593 | Do you mind if I brought over a few friends for movie night? | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
2594 | This is my circus! I left the monkeys with the last president. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
2595 | This apartment is like living with a three-ring circus! | 1.2547 | 0.04159 | 161 | 127 | 27 | 7 |
2596 | They saw the AC dripping ice! | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
2597 | It was a lot of effort,but I got the birken | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
2598 | Ok, I'll take out the garbage. | 1.2545 | 0.04368 | 110 | 83 | 26 | 1 |
2599 | I told you when you married me that I loved the circus. | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
2600 | Leon Kraus, you've won the Publishers Clearing House Zillions for Life Drawing." "Thank you. But I'm Harold Matzenbaum. | 1.2545 | 0.04368 | 110 | 83 | 26 | 1 |
2601 | What's he got in the purse, anyway? | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2602 | Whenever u let them in,it becomes a circus | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2603 | Choose your protein! | 1.2545 | 0.04368 | 110 | 83 | 26 | 1 |
2604 | Your Dad told us to Send In The Clowns!! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2605 | Reading may be an escape, but also an intrusion. | 1.2544 | 0.04460 | 114 | 87 | 25 | 2 |
2606 | The Golden Age of Smellovisiom has arrived | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2607 | You’re the one who said our marriage needed more excitement. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2608 | Harry Hickenlooper! This Is Your Life! | 1.2544 | 0.04460 | 114 | 87 | 25 | 2 |
2609 | Another election year! | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
2610 | Congratulations you paid the rent on time | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2611 | We’re looking for Pennywise. Can you please check under the couch? | 1.2544 | 0.04282 | 114 | 86 | 27 | 1 |
2612 | It’s always a circus with my new roommate | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2613 | Excuse me, we're looking for Mar-A-Lardo...." | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2614 | Today's the elephant-in-the-room's day off. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2615 | As he lay in bed, Jerry realised his passive aggressive retaliation towards his noisy neighbour might not have been the best idea... | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2616 | Not again. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2617 | You couldn't come to the circus, Bobby, so we're bringing the circus to you! | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2618 | Hope you don't mind. My sister brought a few friends over for a visit. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2619 | Those may not be your monkeys, but the rest of the circus definitely is. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2620 | C’mon babe. You said you wanted to clown around. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2621 | If you can't go to the circus... | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2622 | Who invited the Cleveland Browns? | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2623 | Millenials: " Can you guys keep it down! , I'm trying to watch the circus on t.v. " | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2624 | There's a computer nerd in the living room. This is explains the low rent. | 1.2541 | 0.04125 | 122 | 92 | 29 | 1 |
2625 | Not my circus... cuz where's my monkey? | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2626 | Open House is tomorrow | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2627 | Siri sent us. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2628 | Don’t have a cow! | 1.2541 | 0.04125 | 122 | 92 | 29 | 1 |
2629 | Look,the kitty is holding a balloon. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2630 | Hell hell. The gang | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2631 | I'm sorry, but Mr McConnell lives next door. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2632 | There's lunch in the fridge. | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
2633 | I think I ordered the wrong service | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
2634 | Hey Honey, the circus has finally come to town! | 1.2540 | 0.04207 | 126 | 96 | 28 | 2 |
2635 | When the Circus runs off to join you! | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
2636 | Bobby’s online order had gone horribly wrong. | 1.2540 | 0.04053 | 126 | 95 | 30 | 1 |
2637 | Did you forgot to lock the door? | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
2638 | The only thing our circus is missing is a cat that sleeps 18 hours a day…and a tent… and customers. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
2639 | No, I said 'circumstance,' not 'circus dance.' | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
2640 | Well, you did say this time we could have the whole family circus for the holidays. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
2641 | If you agree to a survey after the Cat-in-the-hat’s clean-up car finishes here, say “yes.” | 1.2538 | 0.04131 | 130 | 99 | 29 | 2 |
2642 | Darn. I was hoping the bread would arrive first.... | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
2643 | Have you met the Comments Section? | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
2644 | Interesting. | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
2645 | These motherfuckers… | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
2646 | See what you miss by not attending co-op board meetings. | 1.2537 | 0.04196 | 134 | 103 | 28 | 3 |
2647 | The best part of being a circus performer is working from home. | 1.2537 | 0.03919 | 134 | 101 | 32 | 1 |
2648 | No trombones? | 1.2537 | 0.04327 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 4 |
2649 | Now do you miss me? | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
2650 | ... and not a single mask, Luna. | 1.2537 | 0.04060 | 134 | 102 | 30 | 2 |
2651 | Already? It seems like we just had an election. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
2652 | Your cable’s down, so we’re here from the Disney Channel to entertain you! | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
2653 | Life is such a circus. | 1.2536 | 0.03992 | 138 | 105 | 31 | 2 |
2654 | I guess for a cat,life is a cabaret. | 1.2535 | 0.04173 | 142 | 110 | 28 | 4 |
2655 | I’m breaking up with you! | 1.2535 | 0.04291 | 142 | 111 | 26 | 5 |
2656 | Who let the circus in? Amiright?!? | 1.2533 | 0.04250 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
2657 | This is not my first parade. | 1.2531 | 0.03848 | 162 | 125 | 33 | 4 |
2658 | Don't be so surprised. You knew I'd be bringing home some workmates. | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2659 | Is this what is meant by virtual reality? | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
2660 | You did not tell me your relatives were so much fun. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
2661 | You've been ignoring the elephants all these years, revenge! | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2662 | Who ordered the multispecies strip-o-gram? | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
2663 | Good idea: visiting the circus! Bad idea: having the circus visit you! | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
2664 | We're making America grin again. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
2665 | I must have won the LOTTERY | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
2666 | It was nice having them––though they're often in tents." | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2667 | Fluffy, of all your friends I didn’t expect to see an above average bear. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2668 | You mom always said the house is like a three ring circus. We're here to prove her wrong! | 1.2522 | 0.04067 | 115 | 86 | 29 | 0 |
2669 | Be not afraid but enjoy the grandest parade you ever have imagined! | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2670 | You said you wanted to party, so… | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2671 | Please don't frighten the cat. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2672 | Wow! Amazon really does deliver right to your door! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2673 | You caught me at a bad time. | 1.2522 | 0.04251 | 115 | 87 | 27 | 1 |
2674 | You guys could've sent me a jibjab eCard instead... | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2675 | Someone named Mr. Furby invited Princess Kitty for dinner - said to bring the family. | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2676 | Isn't it rich? | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2677 | Lonely, amongst many | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2678 | You ate a vegetable today without being asked!!! | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2679 | The big top is leaking so we’re practicing here”. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2680 | Hi. Can we come in? It's starting to rain on my parade. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2681 | No one expects the Barnum and Bailey Three Ring Circus | 1.2521 | 0.03997 | 119 | 89 | 30 | 0 |
2682 | The lease said no pets. But it didn't say anything about a troupe of circus performers. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2683 | I'll be in real trouble when that elephant that was in the elevator gets here | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2684 | Not in My Back Yard | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2685 | All these years we worried about a zombie apocalypse, but it was the circus apocalypse that got us. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2686 | Hmmm,guess campaign season is really heating up. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2687 | Yes ! The circus has come to town, and I've got the best seat in the house. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2688 | I found the pole dancing class to be too limiting. | 1.2521 | 0.03997 | 119 | 89 | 30 | 0 |
2689 | And that's how Amanda was first introduced to politics. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2690 | Are you as horny as I am right now? | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2691 | Hi, there! We’re your local idiot parade! Since you’ve successfully avoided COVID all of this time, we thought we’d bring it to you! | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
2692 | This is apartment 403, right? | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
2693 | There were a few positive tests so I’m work from home this week. | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
2694 | Does anyone know how to spell ornary? | 1.2520 | 0.03931 | 123 | 92 | 31 | 0 |
2695 | They must have heard Sondheim..... | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
2696 | Don't tell me that HE'S running for President! | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
2697 | Good kitty! | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
2698 | It’s amazing what you attract when you put a little strut in your step, right? | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
2699 | Let your freak flag fly at the Front Room Festival | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
2700 | is that your phone? | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
2701 | We're Reformed Jehovah's Witnesses. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
2702 | Who alerted the media? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
2703 | Trump's channeling PT Barnum for his latest fund-raising grift. | 1.2520 | 0.04026 | 127 | 96 | 30 | 1 |
2704 | Hi! I'm campaigning for change in Washington! | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
2705 | You wanted company. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
2706 | I asked them not to rain on my parade, but they didn't listen. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
2707 | Holographic TV arrives unannounced. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
2708 | My mind’s playing tricks on me! | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
2709 | Isn’t that your cousin Jerry holding the balloon? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
2710 | So that's what he meant when he said he would give me a deal on three Rings. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
2711 | Oh, the toddler's back | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
2712 | Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here! | 1.2519 | 0.04104 | 131 | 100 | 29 | 2 |
2713 | Mom follows through with her threat to sell you to the circus. | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
2714 | Fed up with their son’s refusal to launch, Wilbur’s parents brought the circus to him. | 1.2519 | 0.04104 | 131 | 100 | 29 | 2 |
2715 | Hey, I was only singing "Send in The Clowns"! | 1.2519 | 0.04104 | 131 | 100 | 29 | 2 |
2716 | Ned was starting to wonder if he should cut back on espresso. | 1.2519 | 0.03959 | 131 | 99 | 31 | 1 |
2717 | We've rebranded to the greatest show-up-uninvited on Earth. | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
2718 | It can't get more virtual than this. | 1.2519 | 0.04034 | 135 | 103 | 30 | 2 |
2719 | You up? | 1.2519 | 0.04426 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
2720 | The joys of having a house at the beach. | 1.2519 | 0.04169 | 135 | 104 | 28 | 3 |
2721 | Thanks for ridding our tent of termites! | 1.2519 | 0.04426 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
2722 | Honey,I thought I asked you to leave your work at the office. | 1.2519 | 0.04169 | 135 | 104 | 28 | 3 |
2723 | Now it’s my circus! | 1.2519 | 0.03894 | 135 | 102 | 32 | 1 |
2724 | I know this is a stupid question, but "Where is the clown car?' | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
2725 | Congratulations! You won the Clickbait Sweepstakes! | 1.2519 | 0.04169 | 135 | 104 | 28 | 3 |
2726 | How long is the family in town? | 1.2519 | 0.04034 | 135 | 103 | 30 | 2 |
2727 | New John Irving novel out already? | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
2728 | It's our way of advertising we're back to doing live shows. | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
2729 | We're running away to join the family | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
2730 | Look Bob, Biden's administration is doing home visits | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
2731 | We’re gonna need a bigger apartment. | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
2732 | We're from Circuses Without Tents. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
2733 | Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you...oops! | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
2734 | I knew I shouldn't have given that campaign contribution. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
2735 | dead poets society | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
2736 | This is fun. Your clown suit is in the front closet. | 1.2517 | 0.04011 | 151 | 117 | 30 | 4 |
2737 | We need a fully vaccinated Ringmaster and another trained cat | 1.2517 | 0.04011 | 151 | 117 | 30 | 4 |
2738 | Suddenly Alfred knew the opening line for his autobiography: “My life is a circus,” he typed. | 1.2516 | 0.04154 | 155 | 122 | 27 | 6 |
2739 | Come run away and join us. | 1.2516 | 0.03886 | 159 | 123 | 32 | 4 |
2740 | Isn't your imagination a wonderful thing? | 1.2500 | 0.04150 | 128 | 98 | 28 | 2 |
2741 | Circus hire for a Mr. Cat? | 1.2500 | 0.04123 | 144 | 112 | 28 | 4 |
2742 | The circus is in townhouse. | 1.2500 | 0.04388 | 108 | 82 | 25 | 1 |
2743 | I've made so many friends through marshall arts! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2744 | I hope you don't get the wrong impression. | 1.2500 | 0.04301 | 112 | 85 | 26 | 1 |
2745 | You misspelled your Cirrus order from the cloud again, Brandon. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
2746 | Grab your ukulele and get with the program! | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
2747 | Congratulations Larry, you're the one millionth online order for Giovanni's extra spicy pepperoni! | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
2748 | Geeez. And we haven’t even got to the dog or the pony yet. This is going to be one incredible show! | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
2749 | I let them staying in our spare bedrooms for 2 weeks while in town for the show. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2750 | I decided to switch parties! | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
2751 | It was in Vaudeville and he was on the bill with all the singers, dancers, acrobats and clowns. There was a dog act there Even a dancing bear..." Where is Scott Joplin when you need him | 1.2500 | 0.04008 | 136 | 104 | 30 | 2 |
2752 | And I thought it was a 3-ring circus when the kids WERE home! | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2753 | Congratulations! You are our one-hundredth renter! Cleaning fee is on us! | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2754 | As it turns out, it IS your circus and they ARE your monkeys. | 1.2500 | 0.04388 | 108 | 82 | 25 | 1 |
2755 | Oh for PT’s sake, what is all this? | 1.2500 | 0.04217 | 132 | 102 | 27 | 3 |
2756 | Bring in the clowns. I'm bored. | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
2757 | I guess the pandemic is over now… | 1.2500 | 0.04003 | 144 | 111 | 30 | 3 |
2758 | Just when I stopped opening doors! | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
2759 | Who invited Congress? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2760 | Is this apartment 8J? | 1.2500 | 0.04301 | 112 | 85 | 26 | 1 |
2761 | Get off your computer! Get off your computer! Get off your computer!" | 1.2500 | 0.04942 | 124 | 100 | 17 | 7 |
2762 | Can you accomplish the incredibly amazing feat of getting off your computer? If so, join us!” | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
2763 | Eclectic circus delivery. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2764 | Alexa, I said use recorder for America's Got Talent, not please order America's Got Talent. | 1.2500 | 0.04217 | 132 | 102 | 27 | 3 |
2765 | Huh. I thought the circus was in Washington, D.C. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2766 | Who says a circus group can’t also work from home! | 1.2500 | 0.04069 | 124 | 94 | 29 | 1 |
2767 | Someone who loves you sent this Circus Gram. | 1.2500 | 0.04069 | 124 | 94 | 29 | 1 |
2768 | Please wipe your feet!! | 1.2500 | 0.04308 | 120 | 92 | 26 | 2 |
2769 | Sam had returned from the woods but forgotten all about the teddy bear's picnic. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2770 | Hi, Honey. Remember when I gave you and Fluffy that ultimatum to get off the couch? | 1.2500 | 0.04217 | 132 | 102 | 27 | 3 |
2771 | You won't believe who I ran into. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 120 | 91 | 28 | 1 |
2772 |