Contest #816


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816

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Do you mind if I bounce something off you?”
  2. “I almost didn’t recognize you without the graffiti.”
  3. “Can I offer you some constructive criticism?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-08-28T18:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-09-11T18:49:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-09-05T18:49:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 12, 2022
Number of captions 6228
Number of responses 845170
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 My ex-wife got most of the house. 1.8623 0.01211 4474 1817 1456 1201
1 So Mason, is that a family name? 1.8354 0.01591 2455 998 863 594
2 You were more fun when you were plastered. 1.8305 0.01072 5788 2497 1775 1516
3 It’s just a façade 1.8239 0.01534 2550 1029 941 580
4 My last boyfriend had shingles. 1.8172 0.01426 3276 1445 985 846
5 Mexico paid for it. 1.7999 0.01620 2509 1127 757 625
6 I'm not seeing anyone right now. 1.7997 0.01600 2337 980 845 512
7 You're an improvement over my last date. He was plastered. 1.7949 0.00992 6410 2812 2101 1497
8 I’m actually looking for something more concrete. 1.7871 0.01135 4659 2000 1651 1008
9 I 'm just thankful it's not shingles 1.7800 0.01131 5204 2430 1489 1285
10 You're using too much foundation. 1.7714 0.01603 2406 1081 794 531
11 They say it’s 10x more effective than a cloth mask 1.7666 0.01555 2532 1139 845 548
12 Talking to you is like...oh, forget it. 1.7652 0.01860 1776 803 587 386
13 How fast were you running? 1.7637 0.02144 1371 632 431 308
14 I think I like you better stoned. 1.7585 0.01082 5233 2387 1723 1123
15 As a graffiti artist, I was drawn to you immediately. 1.7561 0.01222 3837 1682 1409 746
16 So you finally got laid. 1.7498 0.01593 2542 1217 744 581
17 I see you got laid last night 1.7484 0.01402 3307 1595 949 763
18 Everyone cares about what happened to Humpty Dumpty, but no one ever asks about me. 1.7467 0.02114 1307 589 460 258
19 I misunderstood; I thought my friends said you were a dickhead .... 1.7465 0.01659 2418 1188 655 575
20 I know I've run into you before. 1.7460 0.03671 441 201 151 89
21 It started as a case of the grout. 1.7420 0.02150 1318 615 428 275
22 Do you mind if I bounce something off you? 1.7417 0.01120 4641 2106 1628 907
23 You know, most people aren’t even masking anymore. 1.7414 0.01582 2370 1088 807 475
24 My brother's a fence in Chicago. 1.7387 0.01362 3283 1541 1059 683
25 Is it okay if I bounce something off you? 1.7380 0.01401 3012 1388 1025 599
26 Mind if I bounce something off of you? 1.7372 0.01288 3451 1560 1238 653
27 Yeah, well you don't look like your dating profile photo either. 1.7353 0.01582 2335 1073 807 455
28 My mother says I was a difficult birth 1.7274 0.02382 1075 514 340 221
29 Believe me, it beats having Shingles. 1.7252 0.01353 3333 1601 1047 685
30 I want to bounce something off you. 1.7249 0.01610 2192 1007 781 404
31 Care if I bounce some ideas off you? 1.7190 0.01707 1918 881 695 342
32 Have you had work done? 1.7155 0.01581 2281 1067 796 418
33 So how long have you been a Trump supporter? 1.7132 0.01456 3169 1649 780 740
34 I can’t believe I ran into you! 1.7128 0.01417 2716 1242 1012 462
35 So Robert, can I bounce something off you? 1.7111 0.01563 2326 1094 810 422
36 Then it hit me - like a ton of bricks. 1.7086 0.01409 2962 1428 969 565
37 Looks like you got a lot on your shoulders. 1.7084 0.01551 2191 990 850 351
38 I'm sorry, I don't know if I can do this. I'm looking for something more concrete right now. 1.7083 0.01518 2376 1098 873 405
39 My therapist thinks I'm close to a breakthrough. 1.7083 0.01627 2036 932 766 338
40 Honestly, its like talking to a man. 1.7075 0.01444 2896 1422 899 575
41 Maybe it's just me, but sometimes it seems like it's hard to get through to you. 1.6994 0.01869 1540 715 573 252
42 Of course, I'm listening. Why? 1.6883 0.02194 1081 502 414 165
43 My worst fear? Well, I'm terrified of earthquakes. 1.6869 0.02146 1172 557 425 190
44 I'm not sure what it is, but we can rule out shingles. 1.6765 0.01479 2736 1404 813 519
45 It's a little like writer's block. 1.6728 0.02426 868 410 332 126
46 Yes, I do like Pink Floyd. Why do you ask? 1.6705 0.01566 2264 1124 762 378
47 I'm in construction. You? 1.6679 0.01821 1617 791 572 254
48 I’m looking for someone I could build a home with. 1.6672 0.02089 1196 577 440 179
49 I feel like I'm not getting through to you. 1.6611 0.01612 1959 943 737 279
50 Tell me, did Mexico pay for it? 1.6583 0.01614 2362 1268 633 461
51 Let me guess, you just got laid. 1.6552 0.01693 2143 1155 572 416
52 ...then in 1989 we broke up, and that's when I decided to leave Berlin." 1.6510 0.03806 404 213 119 72
53 Just a guess, but I’d say it’s an edifice complex. 1.6412 0.01914 1636 889 445 302
54 I'm sorry, but I can't see you anymore . 1.6378 0.01850 1593 827 516 250
55 Well you don't look like the photos on your profile either. 1.6366 0.01851 1599 834 512 253
56 An N95 would have sufficed. 1.6336 0.01957 1501 807 437 257
57 I was thinking of getting a graffiti. 1.6334 0.01980 1503 819 416 268
58 So, you've hit a wall... 1.6333 0.02108 1140 574 410 156
59 I feel like I’m talking to . . . Oh never mind. 1.6298 0.01980 1472 798 421 253
60 I almost didn’t recognize you without the graffiti. 1.6233 0.02112 1298 712 363 223
61 Can I offer you some constructive criticism? 1.6215 0.02062 1255 662 406 187
62 So when did you realize the bridge was too low? 1.6211 0.02190 1243 695 324 224
63 So let me bounce something off of you… 1.6196 0.02097 1217 645 390 182
64 So……….have you thought about seeing a contractor? 1.6192 0.02167 1208 660 348 200
65 It’s only a façade. 1.6175 0.02088 1200 631 397 172
66 What is you preferred pronoun? 1.6174 0.02298 1129 635 291 203
67 How did you get your shirt on? 1.6171 0.02222 1136 619 333 184
68 You always get this way when I bring up marriage. 1.6168 0.02183 1237 692 327 218
69 Actually there are a lot of misconceptions about Freemasons. 1.6166 0.02192 1111 591 355 165
70 I was wondering if I could bounce a few things off of you? 1.6111 0.02198 1116 602 346 168
71 Level with me. 1.6110 0.02194 1126 609 346 171
72 You've had work done. 1.6055 0.02200 1047 553 354 140
73 I'll never get over you. 1.6038 0.02200 1055 561 351 143
74 Did your mom have a difficult delivery? 1.6012 0.02442 983 562 251 170
75 Let me bounce something off you. 1.6004 0.02193 991 513 361 117
76 you look like you just got laid 1.6002 0.02517 953 554 226 173
77 Oh, I thought you said your name was Rick. 1.6000 0.02450 905 499 269 137
78 Has it every occurred to you that maybe you ARE talking to a brick wall? 1.5988 0.02399 977 549 271 157
79 Is there mortar you than meets the eye? 1.5981 0.02406 953 531 274 148
80 I thought you meant you didn’t shop online ;when you said you were a brick and mortar guy. 1.5963 0.02399 966 542 272 152
81 I love how I can just bounce ideas off you. 1.5950 0.02385 911 495 290 126
82 It was sweet of you to tell those construction workers to stop whistling at me. 1.5933 0.02587 922 548 201 173
83 Solid, stable, and level headed, but it's like talking to a wall 1.5926 0.02456 842 455 275 112
84 Actually, I got laid last night. 1.5914 0.02708 842 502 182 158
85 Can I bounce something off you? 1.5909 0.02517 831 458 255 118
86 Can you at least crack a smile? 1.5905 0.02558 840 473 238 129
87 I'm just looking for something more concrete. 1.5888 0.02504 822 450 260 112
88 I'm sorry, could you be a little more concrete? 1.5880 0.02445 835 451 277 107
89 Letting my wall down would be quite a weight off my shoulders. 1.5872 0.02618 717 385 243 89
90 So, now you're voting Republican? 1.5860 0.02736 756 435 199 122
91 Actually, the correct term is "stonewalling." 1.5855 0.02441 871 481 270 120
92 All I can tell you is, don't ever get drunk with three Masons. 1.5828 0.02626 827 480 212 135
93 So I was told you like well built men 1.5826 0.02530 817 455 248 114
94 How long can you maintain this façade? 1.5791 0.02576 796 448 235 113
95 I've only been laid once. 1.5783 0.02804 747 443 176 128
96 I can see your mind is set. 1.5766 0.02526 725 386 260 79
97 Note to self: remove, 'seeking strong, silent type' from the dating profile. 1.5739 0.02772 704 404 196 104
98 I would like to bounce something off you. 1.5729 0.02695 700 391 217 92
99 Just drop the facade. 1.5691 0.02818 673 387 189 97
100 Great. 9 a.m. and you're already plastered. 1.5670 0.02676 702 394 218 90
101 Sure. Bounce it off of me. 1.5656 0.02819 663 381 189 93
102 Let me guess, Mexico paid for it. 1.5655 0.02806 672 387 190 95
103 I've had some work done. 1.5647 0.02805 618 343 201 74
104 No, it's okay. I used to date a guy that was always plastered. 1.5635 0.02916 630 366 173 91
105 ... and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.5619 0.02917 630 367 172 91
106 It's so easy bouncing things off of you 1.5604 0.02802 646 368 194 84
107 You look like a fireplace I once laid. 1.5598 0.02966 602 350 167 85
108 What makes you think I'm not listening? 1.5594 0.02761 640 359 204 77
109 Tell me more about your work for a foundation. 1.5576 0.02883 599 340 184 75
110 Thanks--I did just get the graffiti removed. 1.5561 0.02839 606 342 191 73
111 How could you tell I voted for Trump? 1.5554 0.03253 596 379 103 114
112 I'm a work in progress. 1.5539 0.02772 603 334 204 65
113 Mind if I bounce a few ideas off you? 1.5514 0.02988 564 325 167 72
114 Mind if I bounce an idea off you? 1.5514 0.02931 584 336 174 74
115 You look younger without your graffiti 1.5503 0.03077 527 303 158 66
116 Wrecking ball for your thoughts? 1.5487 0.03093 534 311 153 70
117 I find you impenetrable 1.5463 0.03058 518 296 161 61
118 Women have a hard time getting over me. 1.5460 0.03075 533 310 155 68
119 Do you mind if I bounce a couple ideas off you? 1.5456 0.02944 548 311 175 62
120 I see someone got laid. 1.5450 0.03065 556 329 151 76
121 Can I bounce something off you real quick? 1.5449 0.03071 534 311 155 68
122 My ex said I was inflexible, if you can believe that. 1.5449 0.03010 512 288 169 55
123 You said you’re from Berlin? 1.5447 0.03139 503 291 150 62
124 Why do you always feel the need to put on this facade? 1.5443 0.03046 553 325 155 73
125 On the dating app you said you were shingle. 1.5424 0.03146 507 296 147 64
126 What handwriting? 1.5415 0.03106 554 333 142 79
127 Trust me—no one can tell you’ve had work done. 1.5411 0.03190 523 314 135 74
128 Tell me more. I’ve never met anyone so level-headed! 1.5406 0.03067 505 289 159 57
129 And that is why I voted for Trump 1.5401 0.03340 461 273 127 61
130 Your grout looked newer in the photos. 1.5383 0.03303 483 290 126 67
131 Mind if I bounce some ideas off you? 1.5365 0.03147 507 299 144 64
132 So,do you like Pink Floyd? 1.5364 0.03184 494 291 141 62
133 I think a mask would have been sufficient. 1.5355 0.03253 493 296 130 67
134 No biggie, I've also had some work done. 1.5352 0.02935 512 287 176 49
135 No, I don't have any tattoos, but I do have an original Banksy on the back of my head. 1.5344 0.03298 494 301 122 71
136 I have to admit that I misunderstood what was involved in joining the Freemasons. 1.5319 0.03270 502 307 123 72
137 Do I have something in my grout? 1.5310 0.03261 484 291 129 64
138 I'm having some work done. 1.5297 0.03059 455 254 161 40
139 My last relationship was just a facade. 1.5280 0.03379 428 253 124 51
140 I don't think we can see each other anymore. 1.5277 0.03295 451 267 130 54
141 Your birth must have been very traumatic for your mother. 1.5262 0.03573 420 259 101 60
142 And I thought “like talking to a brick wall” was just an expression. 1.5251 0.03279 478 290 125 63
143 In a rapidly changing digital world, Courtney felt Bob's brick-and-mortar presence would bring some stability to her life and also provide a nice backdrop for her online meetings. 1.5246 0.03393 467 289 111 67
144 You know, that's a great question - I have no idea how I'm going to drink this.... 1.5240 0.03258 458 272 132 54
145 Like my profile said: I'm built. 1.5237 0.03242 464 276 133 55
146 Toward the end of their conversation, Martha realized that he was a few bricks short. 1.5184 0.03362 434 261 121 52
147 I think I have the flue. 1.5182 0.03517 384 228 113 43
148 You had some work done? 1.5176 0.03231 425 246 138 41
149 I think a mason might be more helpful than a therapist. 1.5175 0.03357 400 233 127 40
150 I just don't know where your head's at. 1.5168 0.03195 476 286 134 56
151 Last night, you were plastered. 1.5153 0.03245 458 275 130 53
152 According to 23andMe, I am 4% the Great Chinese Wall, 12% the Berlin Wall, and the rest is Welsh. 1.5146 0.03701 377 233 94 50
153 Every time I try to share my feelings, I run into a brick wall 1.5138 0.03255 436 258 132 46
154 Please, just never start a sentence with: It's like talking to a..." 1.5136 0.03254 442 263 131 48
155 You know, you are actually easier to talk to than most guys I've been on dates with 1.5133 0.03527 415 257 103 55
156 Please, Mason, quit stone-walling. 1.5129 0.03180 425 245 142 38
157 It's so nice to meet a guy who just listens! 1.5127 0.03433 394 234 118 42
158 Looks like somebody got laid last night! 1.5123 0.03569 406 252 100 54
159 I can't get over you. 1.5120 0.03217 418 242 138 38
160 Barry, we have to caulk. 1.5111 0.03752 360 222 92 46
161 I know it's a touchy subject, but what exactly were you and Humpty Dumpty doing before the accident? 1.5108 0.03700 372 230 94 48
162 Eveyone says I'm hard headed but I just don't see it 1.5107 0.03288 421 249 129 43
163 You're lucky I'm a wallflower. 1.5098 0.03656 408 260 88 60
164 Maybe you're coming down with the flue. 1.5095 0.03540 369 220 110 39
165 I need to bounce something off you. 1.5093 0.03320 377 216 130 31
166 You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.5087 0.03413 403 242 117 44
167 I think it's the flue. 1.5086 0.03394 409 246 118 45
168 Somehow, I feel like there's this wall between us. 1.5079 0.03459 378 224 116 38
169 Honestly, David, it's like talking to ... oh. 1.5075 0.03481 398 242 110 46
170 So how long have you been in Witness Protection? 1.5074 0.03950 339 214 78 47
171 It’s actually a funny story. 1.5068 0.03782 369 233 85 51
172 The dating website said that you were a fixer upper, but I didn't take it literally. 1.5067 0.03527 371 222 110 39
173 I’m not as dense as I look. 1.5067 0.03654 373 230 97 46
174 I'm hoping it's just a sinus infection. 1.5054 0.03569 368 222 106 40
175 I know a glass ceiling you'd really hit it off with. 1.5052 0.03537 384 234 106 44
176 Is ivy a problem? 1.5028 0.03654 362 222 98 42
177 And Mexico paid for it. 1.5026 0.03825 378 245 76 57
178 Two weeks ago I had a bad case of graffiti, but I'm all better now. 1.5015 0.03539 341 200 111 30
179 I appreciate your honesty. You did say in your profile that you have clear boundaries. 1.5015 0.03564 341 201 109 31
180 I love your accent. 1.5014 0.03569 359 216 106 37
181 Why can't you be more transparent? 1.5014 0.03499 369 221 111 37
182 Good news. My therapist says I am ready for a breakthrough. 1.5013 0.03386 383 227 120 36
183 I'm not here to huff and puff. 1.5013 0.03492 385 234 109 42
184 So, have you been seeing anyone? 1.5000 0.03707 338 205 97 36
185 Let's go window shopping. 1.5000 0.03812 350 220 85 45
186 My therapist suggests it’s merely a facade. 1.5000 0.03360 374 219 123 32
187 I'm getting bids from three therapists to have it taken down. 1.5000 0.03690 346 211 97 38
188 I just want to bounce a few things off you. 1.4986 0.03591 359 218 103 38
189 It doesn't seem like I'm getting through to you. 1.4986 0.03427 357 209 118 30
190 I have some ideas I’d like to bounce off you. 1.4973 0.03561 372 228 103 41
191 I've just got a lot on my mind right now. 1.4971 0.03448 340 197 117 26
192 Well no one can accuse you of being a few bricks shy of a load. 1.4918 0.03498 366 222 108 36
193 Honestly, Mason, are you stoned or purposely blocking me out? 1.4911 0.03869 338 215 80 43
194 I liked you better with your ivy. 1.4902 0.03403 357 211 117 29
195 I'm dealing with writer's block. 1.4896 0.03642 337 205 99 33
196 My therapist says I need to learn to stop putting up walls. 1.4895 0.03795 333 208 87 38
197 Last night, I finally got laid. 1.4892 0.03937 325 207 77 41
198 Now it's not just 'like,' it is talking to a brick wall. 1.4883 0.03767 342 215 87 40
199 So John, I'd like to bounce a few things off of you. 1.4883 0.03674 342 211 95 36
200 …you always get like this when I wanna talk about us… 1.4882 0.03706 338 209 93 36
201 You are the only person I know actually got hit by a ton of bricks. 1.4877 0.03830 326 204 85 37
202 Normally, I’m good at off the wall conversations, but I’m having a mental block. 1.4877 0.03747 324 199 92 33
203 I feel like our relationship has hit a wall. 1.4869 0.03666 343 212 95 36
204 You've got something in your grout. 1.4862 0.03822 327 205 85 37
205 Some days, Martha, it just feels like I'm banging my brick wall against a head. 1.4862 0.03814 325 203 86 36
206 You seem like a man with a solid head on his shoulders. 1.4860 0.03694 321 195 96 30
207 It's a delight to date someone who isn't constantly checking his cell phone. 1.4845 0.03915 322 205 78 39
208 I'm really looking to build a solid foundation with someone. 1.4844 0.03540 320 189 107 24
209 I feel like you're hiding something... 1.4841 0.03447 347 207 112 28
210 Like what? Like what? Arguing with me is like what? 1.4837 0.03714 337 210 91 36
211 My last girlfriend was a crash dummy. It did not end well. 1.4836 0.04088 304 196 69 39
212 Thank you! it IS a new grout job. 1.4831 0.03661 325 198 97 30
213 I think you're a brick short of a load. 1.4825 0.03929 315 200 78 37
214 It’s just that I prefer stucco. 1.4825 0.03717 315 192 94 29
215 'Finally,' thought Susan, 'a guy who doesn't stare at my chest.' 1.4822 0.04064 309 200 69 40
216 When your dating profile said you are a Mason, I expected something more....fraternal. 1.4818 0.03538 357 220 102 35
217 I feel like everyone just uses me to bounce ideas off of. 1.4817 0.03954 301 189 79 33
218 And yet, yesterday I felt I was getting through to you. 1.4817 0.03533 328 196 106 26
219 What made you think I’m with the Border Patrol? 1.4812 0.03519 372 232 101 39
220 On the plus side, I don't have to be self-conscious about my ears anymore. 1.4809 0.03833 314 196 85 33
221 I'm not trying to stonewall you... 1.4798 0.03532 321 191 106 24
222 Ich bin ein Berliner 1.4796 0.03991 319 207 71 41
223 Since my divorce, I've been working hard to rebuild myself. 1.4787 0.03659 305 183 98 24
224 I'm totally seeing you in some climbing ivy. 1.4784 0.04152 255 157 74 24
225 I feel like I’m talking to a … oh sorry, you probably get that a lot. 1.4778 0.03944 316 203 75 38
226 I'm in construction. What about you? 1.4773 0.03663 308 186 97 25
227 I love that I can bounce things off of you and you never judge me. 1.4770 0.03433 369 227 108 34
228 I spend a fortune on graffiti removal. 1.4760 0.04042 292 186 73 33
229 Before the accident, I worked in construction. 1.4759 0.03965 311 200 74 37
230 Have you had some work done? 1.4757 0.03839 288 176 87 25
231 Are you sure you said PLASTIC surgery and not PLASTER surgery? 1.4754 0.03859 305 191 83 31
232 I’m thinking of putting in a plate glass window. 1.4747 0.03787 297 182 89 26
233 Could you be a little less concrete? 1.4744 0.03884 293 182 83 28
234 So, what'd ya think you're gonna do with that cup of coffee? 1.4742 0.04000 310 201 71 38
235 How do I stack up? 1.4735 0.03713 302 184 93 25
236 No, you're right. It's not the weight of the world. But it feels that way, okay? 1.4734 0.03534 338 207 102 29
237 Oh, so you’re a Republican 1.4733 0.04448 262 173 54 35
238 I built myself up from nothing. 1.4726 0.03983 292 185 76 31
239 I am not stonewalling you! 1.4721 0.03802 305 190 86 29
240 The shingles vaccine did not work as intended 1.4719 0.03988 303 195 73 35
241 Shall we finally cement our relationship? 1.4706 0.04245 289 192 58 39
242 What made your family leave Berlin in '89? 1.4702 0.03857 302 190 82 30
243 So that’s why you wouldn’t go to Berlin 1.4700 0.03933 300 191 77 32
244 My therapist says I put up walls." 1.4693 0.03903 309 198 77 34
245 I thought your profile picture was a facade. 1.4684 0.03813 316 201 82 33
246 I’m a Republican 1.4677 0.04025 310 204 67 39
247 I have no idea why my parents named me Mason. 1.4675 0.03660 308 189 94 25
248 So how long have you been in construction? 1.4671 0.03634 289 173 97 19
249 Exposed brick,so hot right now! 1.4671 0.04041 289 186 71 32
250 I feel we've hit a wall in our relationship. 1.4669 0.04024 302 197 69 36
251 All these years and you’re exactly how I remember you 1.4650 0.03666 314 195 92 27
252 I'm re-inventing myself, brick by brick 1.4649 0.03706 299 184 91 24
253 That's so interesting! My grandparents were from Berlin, too. 1.4645 0.04084 282 182 69 31
254 It's hard to get through to me, I know. 1.4643 0.03571 308 187 99 22
255 Do I have mortar in my teeth? 1.4624 0.04196 266 172 65 29
256 We’ll, I think you’re using too much foundation! 1.4621 0.04073 277 178 70 29
257 I wasn't expecting to run into you. 1.4613 0.03743 284 174 89 21
258 Well, as a Freemason, there's only so much I can reveal. 1.4610 0.03957 282 179 76 27
259 Of all the brick walls I know, you're the best listener. 1.4609 0.04332 243 156 62 25
260 Actually, I'm feeling much better since they took the scaffolding down. 1.4606 0.04083 254 159 73 22
261 I now get the expression "like talking to a brick wall ". 1.4605 0.03836 304 194 80 30
262 To be honest,I think the vinyl siding was more you. 1.4596 0.04143 235 145 72 18
263 …then I’ll be heading down to the southern border to keep out the murderers and rapists. 1.4590 0.04472 244 161 54 29
264 You’re walling me off again. 1.4587 0.04423 242 158 57 27
265 Contrary to what you might think, it's just a facade. 1.4582 0.04158 275 180 64 31
266 I’m not ready for a relationship that requires heavy lifting. 1.4576 0.03613 295 180 95 20
267 My last relationship was casual but now I am really looking to build a foundation... 1.4567 0.04043 254 159 74 21
268 Intimacy issues? No, why do you ask. 1.4564 0.03746 287 178 87 22
269 I usually don’t date redheads. 1.4563 0.03945 263 164 78 21
270 They say this new booster works against all the variants. 1.4558 0.04102 294 196 62 36
271 I didn't think my mask was providing enough protection. 1.4556 0.04135 259 166 68 25
272 Yes, my name really is Bill D. Wall. 1.4538 0.04013 260 164 74 22
273 Your flue is open. 1.4534 0.04354 247 162 58 27
274 I think I need a bit more transparency in our relationship 1.4529 0.03744 276 170 87 19
275 I was walking down main street and the idea hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.4522 0.04157 272 179 63 30
276 By all means, chip away. 1.4516 0.03750 279 173 86 20
277 The more I look at you the more I see my father. 1.4514 0.03955 288 187 72 29
278 You look exactly like your profile pic. 1.4505 0.03659 293 182 90 21
279 People say they have a hard time getting through to me 1.4502 0.04151 251 161 67 23
280 You know, I never noticed you were right handed. 1.4500 0.04037 280 183 68 29
281 You're the first lego-lover I know who's transitioning. 1.4494 0.04345 267 181 52 34
282 I UNDERSTAND-YOU HAVE A LOT OF WEIGHT ON YOUR SHOULDERS 1.4493 0.04098 227 140 72 15
283 I love our chats. You're so easy to bounce ideas off of. 1.4491 0.04064 265 171 69 25
284 Nice to meet you, Mason 1.4481 0.04232 241 155 64 22
285 As superpowers go, it's pretty limited. 1.4477 0.04068 277 182 66 29
286 Yes, I am a member of the Masons. Why do you ask? 1.4473 0.04406 237 156 56 25
287 Mortarmer. That's a nice name. 1.4470 0.04373 217 138 61 18
288 I guess the hardest part is dealing with all the graffiti. 1.4459 0.04318 231 149 61 21
289 It seems like lately I just can’t get through to you. 1.4458 0.04202 240 154 65 21
290 Most people think I'm a Wall Street guy. How about you? 1.4457 0.04142 258 168 65 25
291 I'm sorry, but I really don't want to dress up like an egg for our first Halloween together. 1.4449 0.04419 236 156 55 25
292 His profile did say great listener and good tennis partner. 1.4449 0.03976 245 153 75 17
293 I wanted to bounce some ideas off you 1.4444 0.04446 234 155 54 25
294 You remind me of my first husband. 1.4440 0.04127 232 146 69 17
295 I hope you’re not here just to get laid. 1.4436 0.04120 266 175 64 27
296 Just out of curiousity, where does the coffee go? 1.4435 0.04261 248 163 60 25
297 Everything is going well except some graffiti artists follow me day and night. 1.4435 0.04337 239 157 58 24
298 It’s hard to have a conversation when you keep putting up walls. 1.4431 0.03828 255 158 81 16
299 Flossing does take a lot of time. 1.4429 0.04574 210 137 53 20
300 Sometimes, I feel like I'm just banging my head against the wall. 1.4427 0.04236 253 167 60 26
301 I'm tired of your head games. 1.4421 0.04417 233 154 55 24
302 When you said you wanted to get laid, I thought you meant something else. 1.4419 0.04523 258 180 42 36
303 I can’t tell whether you’re a great listener or it’s just reverberation. 1.4416 0.03648 274 169 89 16
304 Why can’t you wear a mask like everyone else? 1.4412 0.04430 238 159 53 26
305 I see myself as a work in progress. 1.4408 0.04507 211 137 55 19
306 I'm a 45th degree Mason. 1.4383 0.04387 235 156 55 24
307 I'm sure you've heard this before, but it's like talking to a brick wall. 1.4380 0.04255 242 159 60 23
308 I got tired of people saying I’m a brick short of a load 1.4380 0.03989 258 166 71 21
309 So, it’s safe to assume you also won’t tell me your pronouns? 1.4378 0.04822 201 135 44 22
310 Where's Mikhail Gorbachev when you need him. 1.4373 0.03898 263 168 75 20
311 I'm waiting to see how you drink that. 1.4372 0.04296 215 137 62 16
312 I''m looking for a hard-headed woman. 1.4369 0.04785 206 139 44 23
313 My accident insurance policy paid for my facial reconstruction. 1.4366 0.04195 268 181 57 30
314 And your opinion on immigration policy is...? 1.4364 0.04373 236 157 55 24
315 I just come here to get laid. 1.4363 0.04372 259 178 49 32
316 On the positive side, it has really improved my poker game. 1.4353 0.04255 232 151 61 20
317 I told you on the phone that I was a Mason. 1.4348 0.04369 230 152 56 22
318 I mean, I've dated guys who WORK on Wall Street, but... 1.4348 0.04717 207 139 46 22
319 Sometimes I wonder what's going on in that head of yours. 1.4344 0.04632 221 150 46 25
320 Dogs and graffiti artists are not my best friends. 1.4340 0.04039 235 149 70 16
321 Pink Floyd called. They want their props back. 1.4328 0.04177 238 155 63 20
322 I guess I'm just more familiar with plastic surgery. 1.4326 0.04633 215 145 47 23
323 You might want to stay away from the seafood,looks like you have grout. 1.4319 0.04034 257 168 67 22
324 What do you think? Do I need a bit more foundation? 1.4318 0.04175 220 140 65 15
325 Your profile did say impenetrable. 1.4317 0.04181 227 146 64 17
326 Huh? Me? I'm not defensive. 1.4315 0.04617 197 129 51 17
327 I’m thinking wine, music, a little naughty graffiti. 1.4310 0.04208 232 151 62 19
328 I said, talking to you is like...oh, forget it. 1.4308 0.04154 253 168 61 24
329 Your profile never mentioned exposed brick. 1.4308 0.04535 195 126 54 15
330 I’m not much of an online shopper. More a brick and mortar kinda guy. 1.4306 0.03991 209 128 72 9
331 I have a feeling your father was a Mason. 1.4305 0.04184 223 143 64 16
332 You do this every time I mention my mother! 1.4304 0.04188 230 149 63 18
333 So, I bet you have a tough time changing your mind! 1.4303 0.03935 244 155 73 16
334 Don’t get me started on my edifice complex 1.4303 0.04437 251 174 46 31
335 Sometimes I feel like I’m not getting through to you. 1.4301 0.03669 279 177 84 18
336 What do you mean “you can’t get through to me”? 1.4292 0.04186 219 140 64 15
337 When your roommate mentioned your build, I had something a bit different in mind. 1.4279 0.04389 215 141 56 18
338 They look impressive but they're actually styrofoam. 1.4279 0.04535 215 144 50 21
339 These masking guidelines are really getting out of control. 1.4275 0.04166 255 171 59 25
340 I don't care what you call it, you're still stonewalling. 1.4268 0.03899 239 151 74 14
341 Thank you for meeting me. I wanted to bounce some ideas off of you. 1.4262 0.04270 237 158 57 22
342 This is just temporary. Next week I get windows and a door. 1.4253 0.04536 221 150 48 23
343 This explains the cracked mug. 1.4253 0.04255 221 144 60 17
344 Define rigid. 1.4250 0.04563 200 132 51 17
345 Vernon, I think this isn't just psychological. 1.4249 0.04278 233 155 57 21
346 So, you’re in construction? 1.4241 0.04166 224 145 63 16
347 Well, I must confess, I'm more of a brick and mortar sort of guy. 1.4241 0.04535 191 124 53 14
348 I think boundaries are important too 1.4239 0.04525 184 118 54 12
349 I can't see you anymore. 1.4231 0.04591 208 140 48 20
350 Go ahead. Bounce your ideas off me. 1.4229 0.04312 227 151 56 20
351 You have a little graffiti in your teeth. 1.4229 0.04707 201 136 45 20
352 So I hear you're in construction? 1.4220 0.04293 218 143 58 17
353 A good stylist could help soften the edges a bit. 1.4218 0.04593 211 143 47 21
354 I preferred your tin foil hat. 1.4213 0.05145 178 123 35 20
355 Just so we’re clear, I’m also emotionally unavailable right now. 1.4213 0.04319 197 126 59 12
356 So you were saying Pink Floyd is one of your influences? 1.4211 0.04342 228 153 54 21
357 You really ARE a brick and mortar kinda guy. 1.4208 0.04251 221 145 59 17
358 The trick is finding mortar to match my sweaters. 1.4203 0.04706 207 142 43 22
359 I think I can deconstruct you. 1.4200 0.04105 250 167 61 22
360 I don't like it when you make that face. 1.4194 0.04354 217 144 55 18
361 Can't you give me a concrete answer? 1.4194 0.04304 217 143 57 17
362 You can huff and puff all you want. 1.4190 0.04455 210 140 52 18
363 It’s less unpleasant than beating my head against it. 1.4189 0.04284 222 147 57 18
364 It was easy to find you with your white sweater 1.4188 0.04768 191 129 44 18
365 I've never met a real life metaphor before. 1.4181 0.05287 177 125 30 22
366 A little foundation might help. 1.4174 0.04289 218 144 57 17
367 I just feel like I can’t get through to you. 1.4167 0.04215 216 141 60 15
368 I have a few ideas I'd like to bounce off you 1.4159 0.04343 214 142 55 17
369 No, I’m not a huge Pink Floyd fan. Why do you ask? 1.4159 0.04443 214 144 51 19
370 I admire self-made men. 1.4158 0.04577 202 136 48 18
371 I’m usually more of a vinyl siding kind of girl. 1.4158 0.04544 190 125 51 14
372 My last girlfriend could only express herself with spray paint. 1.4157 0.04821 178 119 44 15
373 I’ll feel better when I finally have a roof over my head. 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
374 I give up. Which Pink Floyd album is your favorite? 1.4144 0.04280 222 148 56 18
375 Have you always been so hard-headed? 1.4143 0.04241 210 137 59 14
376 They were really serious about this whole blind date thing, huh? 1.4138 0.04396 203 134 54 15
377 It just goes in one tier and out the other 1.4138 0.04965 174 118 40 16
378 I can't stop feeling like we have this wall between us. 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
379 Let me bounce another idea off you. 1.4136 0.04705 191 129 45 17
380 That is one heck of a mental block! 1.4136 0.04763 191 130 43 18
381 So, is Wally short for Walter? 1.4135 0.04044 237 156 64 17
382 Talking to you is like talking to you. 1.4133 0.04785 196 135 41 20
383 Well, you don't really look like your profile picture. 1.4126 0.04511 206 139 49 18
384 You seem very level-headed. 1.4126 0.04169 223 147 60 16
385 I like your rugged warehouse aesthetic and rejection of convention and...wait, are you listening to me? 1.4121 0.04785 199 138 40 21
386 I told the matchmaker I wanted to date someone with clear and defined boundaries but this is a little ridiculous 1.4121 0.04455 199 132 52 15
387 ME, STONEWALLING? 1.4118 0.04749 204 142 40 22
388 well it all started when the kids said theres no way Santa could possibly drop down thru the chimney... 1.4118 0.04775 187 127 43 17
389 What exactly do you mean when you say you want to break up? 1.4109 0.04679 202 139 43 20
390 I could jump you right here. 1.4105 0.04836 190 131 40 19
391 When we get to my apartment I'll introduce you to Humpty-Dumpty. 1.4105 0.03997 229 149 66 14
392 It's like all you think about is getting laid. 1.4097 0.04522 227 159 43 25
393 Well this is great. I like handball, too. 1.4095 0.04548 210 144 46 20
394 My mother was right. You really are a blockhead. 1.4095 0.04447 210 142 50 18
395 You take talking to a brick wall to a whole new level. 1.4093 0.04520 215 148 46 21
396 So, would you say you are hardheaded? 1.4088 0.04947 181 125 38 18
397 Is that an N95? 1.4087 0.04528 208 142 47 19
398 Honestly this is my first time in a brick and mortar coffee shop. 1.4087 0.04424 208 140 51 17
399 I wish you'd be more sensitive with your metaphors. 1.4085 0.04063 235 156 62 17
400 My Ex recommended it--she thought it would save you time. 1.4085 0.04501 213 146 47 20
401 Trying to talk to you is like talking to a brick wall. 1.4085 0.04299 213 142 55 16
402 I know this great hole-in-the-wall place you'd love. 1.4082 0.04260 196 127 58 11
403 Every time I bring up commitment you respond in the same way 1.4080 0.04798 201 141 38 22
404 I told you I didn't want to see you anymore, Karen. 1.4080 0.04420 201 134 52 15
405 Go ahead. I'm listening. 1.4080 0.04248 201 131 58 12
406 I thought the Masons were more of a social club. 1.4080 0.04693 201 139 42 20
407 I see you've had some grout work done. 1.4078 0.04923 179 123 39 17
408 I like Pink Floyd too, but I just got a tattoo. 1.4078 0.04794 179 121 43 15
409 Did you get Mexico to pay for it? 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
410 You should see me in the spring when the clematis blooms. 1.4070 0.04563 199 135 47 17
411 I was expecting this big, beautiful wall. It looks smaller than in your profile. 1.4066 0.04863 182 125 40 17
412 So—is that a no? 1.4061 0.04595 197 134 46 17
413 I have never felt so motarfied in all my life. 1.4055 0.04580 217 152 42 23
414 God, what an awful day. I just want to go out and get plastered. 1.4046 0.04976 173 119 38 16
415 Other than walking through doors sideways, it's not so bad. 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
416 Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall, literally. 1.4043 0.04277 235 162 51 22
417 It turned out I did need to get hit by a ton of bricks. 1.4040 0.04520 198 134 48 16
418 Feeling defensive this morning, are we? 1.4038 0.04028 213 138 64 11
419 I don’t mind. I LIKE bouncing my ideas off you. 1.4034 0.04779 176 119 43 14
420 Still missing Humpty? 1.4034 0.04913 176 121 39 16
421 I see you’ve been working on boundaries. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
422 No idea. I'm blocked. 1.4029 0.04605 206 143 43 20
423 I feel like I'm talking to a man I'm on a date with. 1.4024 0.04871 164 110 42 12
424 People tell me I’m walled off, but I’m really just a concrete thinker. 1.4021 0.04405 194 129 52 13
425 I see you're a work in progress. 1.4021 0.04465 194 130 50 14
426 My therapist claims I hide my feelings. 1.4020 0.04478 204 139 48 17
427 You’re not listening to anything I say. I might as well be talking to a brick wall. 1.4019 0.04349 209 141 52 16
428 Tell me again how you clean off the graffiti every night. 1.4013 0.04502 152 96 51 5
429 Well. I guess it’s a step up from burying your head in the sand. 1.4012 0.04912 162 109 41 12
430 You say 'post no bills' now, but is it possible that could change in the future? 1.4011 0.04666 182 123 45 14
431 As PPE, it's hard to beat. 1.4011 0.04600 182 122 47 13
432 How's the writing coming? 1.4000 0.04831 180 124 40 16
433 Talking to me is like talking to a WHAT? 1.4000 0.05038 185 132 32 21
434 It’s nice to finally meet you Mason. 1.4000 0.04808 200 142 36 22
435 When you say that talking to me is like talking to a brick wall,what exactly do you mean,Elsa? 1.4000 0.04860 185 129 38 18
436 Bad hair day, honey? 1.4000 0.04953 195 140 32 23
437 Would you mind if I bounced some ideas off of you? 1.3991 0.04391 213 146 49 18
438 Apparently it protects against Covid AND monkeypox 1.3990 0.04457 198 134 49 15
439 Oops! I seem to have inadvertently mentioned "commitment." 1.3990 0.04355 193 128 53 12
440 The caffeine hits you like a ton of bricks. 1.3990 0.04655 193 133 43 17
441 I see myself as more random/chaotic, but you’re more concrete/sequential. 1.3988 0.04619 173 115 47 11
442 My only option is graffiti. 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
443 Well yeah, I like Pink Floyd too...but... 1.3981 0.04620 211 149 40 22
444 I'm leaving you for a stud wall. 1.3978 0.04957 186 132 34 20
445 I'm so glad I ran into you! 1.3978 0.04592 186 126 46 14
446 Nothing gets by you, does it? 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
447 We’re divorced. She got the fireplace. 1.3977 0.04635 176 118 46 12
448 So, Fox News fan, huh...? 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
449 My former partner said I was a few bricks short. 1.3971 0.04397 209 143 49 17
450 So, you‘re a big Pink Floyd fan? 1.3968 0.04285 189 124 55 10
451 Good news! My dentist said I don't have a cavity. 1.3967 0.04689 184 126 43 15
452 You don't look like your profile picture either. 1.3966 0.05208 174 125 29 20
453 Once you get to know me, I can be very supportive." 1.3964 0.04981 169 117 37 15
454 People are usually surprised that I actually do resemble my profile pic 1.3963 0.05015 164 113 37 14
455 So when was the last time you were laid? 1.3962 0.04602 212 150 40 22
456 I should have gone with straw. 1.3959 0.04469 197 134 48 15
457 So what kind of work do you do on the border? 1.3958 0.04784 192 135 38 19
458 I honestly don’t see you as just another brick in the wall. 1.3958 0.04240 192 126 56 10
459 Who is your bricklayer? He did a terrific job! 1.3956 0.04594 182 123 46 13
460 It's the headpiece of my tribe. You've heard of the Republicans? 1.3951 0.05494 162 118 24 20
461 I can see you've made the decision to stonewall. 1.3947 0.04332 190 126 53 11
462 my grout is flaring up again 1.3944 0.04951 180 127 35 18
463 Wanna see me crack a smile? 1.3944 0.04232 213 144 54 15
464 Are you blocking me out again? 1.3938 0.04530 160 104 49 7
465 You never listen. It's like I'm talking to a brick wall. 1.3933 0.04991 178 126 34 18
466 I don't think we can see each other. 1.3933 0.04524 178 119 48 11
467 Truth is, I've always been a wallflower. 1.3932 0.04490 206 143 45 18
468 That's funny because I usually don't date women with bangs. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
469 Why is it that every time I get serious about a guy, I seem to hit a brick wall? 1.3925 0.04648 186 128 43 15
470 It's cheaper than Botox, and the doctor says it will need very little touching up over the years. 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
471 I don't know why people say I'm hard to talk to 1.3920 0.04433 199 136 48 15
472 I see you finally got all your bricks in a row. 1.3915 0.04533 189 129 46 14
473 My ex wife has the rest of the house. 1.3913 0.04840 161 109 41 11
474 Actually, I'm doing better... My parents were walled off both emotionally and physically. 1.3913 0.04354 184 122 52 10
475 Talking to you is like talking to...oh forget it! 1.3908 0.05006 174 123 34 17
476 Brick and Mortar romances are so much more reliable! 1.3904 0.04171 187 122 57 8
477 If I wanted to argue with a brick wall I would have just called my mother. 1.3902 0.04395 205 141 48 16
478 It hit me like a ton of bricks...literally. 1.3902 0.04537 164 108 48 8
479 Speaking of load bearing, I’m pregnant. 1.3902 0.04395 205 141 48 16
480 I see you've let the passing of the Infrastructure Bill go to your head." 1.3898 0.04744 177 122 41 14
481 It will take more than a sledge hammer to get me to change my mind! 1.3897 0.04189 195 129 56 10
482 I might as well be talking to the wall! 1.3895 0.05179 172 124 29 19
483 COVID really hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.3892 0.04724 185 129 40 16
484 I'm sorry, but I'm looking for a man with a view. 1.3892 0.04598 185 127 44 14
485 Julie was right. You are the strong, silent type! 1.3892 0.04598 185 127 44 14
486 This is no way to build a relationship! 1.3885 0.04921 157 107 39 11
487 You must be from Texas. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
488 Absolutely, you are quite levelheaded. 1.3882 0.04578 152 99 47 6
489 Well, you were the one who said "I need to get laid." 1.3881 0.04672 201 143 38 20
490 He says talking to me is like talking to a…are you even listening to me? 1.3879 0.05129 165 117 32 16
491 Both my parents were homemakers. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
492 I don't think I need to tell you how the news hit me! 1.3875 0.04774 160 108 42 10
493 I always knew my ideal man would be someone I could lean on. 1.3873 0.04676 173 118 43 12
494 So that’s when I decided office work wasn’t a good fit for me. 1.3871 0.04317 186 124 52 10
495 Why yes, my dad was a Freemason." 1.3871 0.04704 186 130 40 16
496 It's like … I just feel you put up a wall between us every time we try to talk about commitment. 1.3871 0.04169 217 148 54 15
497 Can you get me a straw? 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
498 It's so refreshing to meet a brick wall who actually listens. 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
499 I only take it off when I swim. 1.3867 0.05075 150 103 36 11
500 I feel like I'v e been hit by a ton of bricks. 1.3866 0.04680 194 137 39 18
501 Where's Ivy? 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
502 Yeah, I was warned, but I thought it was a metaphor. 1.3861 0.05291 158 113 29 16
503 You're impossible to talk to until you've had your coffee! 1.3860 0.04711 171 117 42 12
504 Wally met Sally. 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
505 Why yes, I am from Berlin, why do you ask? 1.3855 0.04961 179 128 33 18
506 You can just bounce your ideas off of me 1.3854 0.04415 192 131 48 13
507 They say it's safer than an N-95. 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
508 So Mexico finally paid! 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
509 My feelings have changed now that Humpty is gone. 1.3846 0.04899 182 130 34 18
510 It beats being an egg head. 1.3842 0.04668 177 122 42 13
511 What do you mean "it sums up our relationship"? 1.3842 0.04803 177 124 38 15
512 Nothing wrong. Just a touch of the flue. 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
513 Talking to you is, like, well, you know. 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
514 Somehow you don't seem to be open to my suggestions! 1.3836 0.04788 159 108 41 10
515 I get it. Our relationship has hit a brick wall. 1.3832 0.04553 167 112 46 9
516 So, how often do you send unsolicited brick pics? 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
517 .....and that's how I got started on Wall St. 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
518 Did you have some work done? 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
519 My last boyfriend was stucco. 1.3826 0.03954 230 156 60 14
520 I am thinking of getting a Bansky. 1.3820 0.04714 178 124 40 14
521 Is this Covid mask too much? 1.3820 0.04365 178 119 50 9
522 I'm trying to be real with people. It's hard, though, when all your life you've been a facade. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
523 I asked you here to bounce a few ideas off you. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
524 As far as a relationship, I was looking for something a little more concrete. 1.3818 0.05192 165 119 29 17
525 If you agree, raise your left hand. Do not nod. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
526 Dating Stanley Qbrick. 1.3810 0.04981 168 119 34 15
527 So you say that you are in construction 1.3810 0.04836 168 117 38 13
528 First of all, Donald, you built that yourself. Mexico simply had nothing to do with this. Secondly, it really is not nearly as big as you say it is. 1.3810 0.05327 168 124 24 20
529 Yes, I'm glad I was able to escape but I never did get to taste that Amontillado. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
530 Ever feel you’re talking to the wall? 1.3807 0.04818 176 124 37 15
531 It’s Walter, but my friends call me Wally. 1.3807 0.04468 176 119 47 10
532 Micro dose with mushrooms, they said. What could go wrong? they said.” 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
533 This happens every time I bring up marriage. 1.3801 0.04703 171 118 41 12
534 I think you misunderstood me when I said I like exposed brick facing. 1.3799 0.04693 179 125 40 14
535 I'd say the odds are stacked against you. 1.3799 0.04346 179 120 50 9
536 Are you listening to me? 1.3797 0.04632 158 106 44 8
537 I think I've been watching too many home renovation shows. 1.3797 0.04886 158 109 38 11
538 It was either this or get the vaccine 1.3797 0.04803 158 108 40 10
539 What do you mean, 'emotionally unavailable?' 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
540 You can’t hide the fact that you still work in a brick and mortar. 1.3793 0.04350 174 116 50 8
541 I finally see the writing on the wall. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
542 I hope you can find someone who completes you. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
543 I really respect your understanding of boundaries. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
544 A mask would have been sufficient. 1.3787 0.04270 169 111 52 6
545 And how does your writer’s block manifest itself? 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
546 Now you know why I only put my torso on the app. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
547 Is this the real you, or just a façade? 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
548 I see why my friends have been building you up 1.3785 0.04448 177 120 47 10
549 Can I just point out that some walls have ears, so let’s be careful what we say. 1.3784 0.04639 148 98 44 6
550 With enough time, patience, and mortar, I think I can fix him. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
551 I have something that I want to bounce off you. 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
552 And with the third wish, I asked to truly understand Trump's mind. 1.3775 0.05539 151 111 23 17
553 Ok, we might not see eye to eye but I do hear you. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
554 Would you believe it began as a simple rhinoplasty ? 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
555 I guess you'd say it was more a restoration than a face lift. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
556 Mama said there'd be dates like this. 1.3765 0.05032 162 115 33 14
557 I just felt more comfortable with this than the vaccines. 1.3765 0.05107 162 116 31 15
558 My ex says I'm a bit hardheaded. 1.3765 0.04411 170 114 48 8
559 I have some reservations about this new mask, but it’s great to be back in the dating scene again. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
560 The wall between us is all in your head. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
561 Honestly, I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall sometimes. 1.3757 0.05006 173 125 31 17
562 Oh course, I'm not stone-walling you! 1.3750 0.04836 160 111 38 11
563 It’s not that I don’t want to sleep with you. I’m just worried about my headboard. 1.3750 0.04836 160 111 38 11
564 Aren't you taking this Wall Street career a little too seriously? 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
565 Have you always had this fear of graffiti artists? 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
566 Our relationship needs a stronger foundation. 1.3750 0.04915 144 98 38 8
567 If these walls could talk. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
568 I've always been attracted to the strong, silent type. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
569 Yeah, the KN95 wasn’t quite doing it for me. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
570 I wanna bounce a couple things off you. 1.3737 0.04430 190 132 45 13
571 I’m working hard to put a roof over our head. 1.3736 0.04491 174 119 45 10
572 I'm a sucker for exposed brick. 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
573 Can I bounce some ideas off you? 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
574 Go ahead -- chisel away. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
575 At least it's not in the clouds. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
576 Quit stonewalling me, just taste it. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
577 Take it from me, facial reconstruction isn't for everyone. 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
578 Do you have any defense mechanisms? 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
579 I hit it. Then I embraced it. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
580 I love what you’ve done with your face. 1.3729 0.04720 177 125 38 14
581 Have you ever blocked anyone? 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
582 We were all chanting "Build The Wall!" and the next thing I knew... 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
583 Sometimes I feel I'm talking to a wall. 1.3720 0.04590 164 112 43 9
584 My cousin said you were well built. 1.3718 0.04476 156 104 46 6
585 The odds of a good blind date seemed stacked against her, 1.3714 0.04892 175 126 33 16
586 How did the chimney inspection go 1.3711 0.05245 159 116 27 16
587 You'll really like my dad. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
588 Talking to you is like - oh, what's the expression? 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
589 I think the barrier between us is just in my head. 1.3699 0.04792 173 123 36 14
590 What do you mean the writing is on the wall? Is there something on my face? 1.3694 0.04633 157 107 42 8
591 Sorry to say this, but I think you're three bricks short of a load. 1.3694 0.04544 157 106 44 7
592 I don't like it even if Mexico did pay for it. 1.3693 0.04664 176 124 39 13
593 Actually, this is my first brick and mortar dating experience. 1.3693 0.04522 176 122 43 11
594 Well… at least he’s not looking at his phone 1.3693 0.04594 176 123 41 12
595 Narrow doorways are the worst. 1.3690 0.04590 168 116 42 10
596 So tell me about growing up in Berlin. 1.3689 0.04128 206 142 52 12
597 I've been redacted. 1.3687 0.04676 179 127 38 14
598 Actually,what literally really means… 1.3687 0.04873 179 130 32 17
599 Yes, I’m a third degree Mason, how can you tell? 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
600 So what’s your favorite Pink Floyd album? 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
601 If you agree with me, tap your feet--don't nod! 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
602 I feel like a wall is growing between us. 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
603 Otherwise, I'm pretty open. 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
604 But I asked for Amontillado 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
605 David, I know you're concerned about covid, but this seems a bit of an overkill. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
606 Tell me a little more about Freemasonry. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
607 I'm sensing a wall between us. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
608 And what kind of foundation do you use? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
609 Why do you always get like this when I start talking about moving out of your parents' house. 1.3671 0.04112 207 143 52 12
610 It may help you win at poker but it's ruining our love life. 1.3665 0.04801 161 113 37 11
611 Just a lucky guess. You look like a Mason. 1.3663 0.04438 172 118 45 9
612 I’m in construction. I have a head for it. 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
613 Frankly Paul, I think you're building a wall in our relationship. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
614 It is true, talking to you, IS like talking to a brick wall! 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
615 Exposed brick is so over. 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
616 I feel like you're putting up a facade 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
617 I don’t know why my friends were against this, you’re a great listener. 1.3648 0.04586 159 109 42 8
618 And you have nice...uh...grouting 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
619 Its the worst case of writer's block that I've ever seen! 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
620 After doing some genealogy, I found out I’m actually part Italian and part castle. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
621 What if I huffed and puffed? 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
622 You ask WHY I didn’t use my real picture on the dating site?? 1.3636 0.04637 165 115 40 10
623 It's the new N95,000 mask. 1.3636 0.04724 176 126 36 14
624 No, YOU keep your emotions walled up. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
625 Someone has stolen your Banksy. 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
626 I said I didn't want to see you, not that I didn't want to see you. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
627 So, where are you on immigration? 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
628 Suddenly, Emily realized her questions were hitting a little too close to home. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
629 Oh careful, I think you got a little grout in your coffee. 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
630 And ever since, my friends call me Humpty. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
631 So tell me all about working with Pink Floyd 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
632 I like that you're a redhead. 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
633 You are going to laugh...I actually considered aluminum siding. 1.3613 0.04379 155 104 46 5
634 I now understand why you didn't want to meet at the hole-in-a-wall I suggested." 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
635 Why, yes, I do watch a lot of cable news. Why? 1.3608 0.04408 194 138 42 14
636 You can bounce your ideas off of me any time. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
637 Well, stonewalling is actually different than gaslighting. 1.3608 0.05097 158 115 29 14
638 You have to stop taking your work home with you. 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
639 Are you hiding something from me? 1.3602 0.04708 161 113 38 10
640 I may be hardheaded, but I haven't spilled my coffee all over the table. 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
641 Yes, I voted for Trump. How could you tell? 1.3600 0.05539 150 113 20 17
642 Literally, it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.3598 0.04731 189 139 32 18
643 Yeah, once you find a really good caulk-guy, you hate to let him go. 1.3598 0.04485 164 113 43 8
644 It's nice to finally meet face to facade. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
645 Why couldn't you just grow a beard like everyone else? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
646 I always use a firewall at a café." 1.3595 0.04784 153 107 37 9
647 Dutch on my father’s side. Adobe on my mother’s. 1.3594 0.05051 128 88 34 6
648 Your secret is safe with me. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
649 So, have you always been this emotionally unavailable? 1.3593 0.05112 167 124 26 17
650 I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall and also feel afraid that you're gonna fall for and on me. 1.3593 0.04591 167 117 40 10
651 ... and then what happened? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
652 I just got promoted to head bricklayer. 1.3591 0.04420 181 127 43 11
653 We’ve built this relationship one brick at a time , yet I still feel like I’m talking to a wall. 1.3588 0.04833 170 123 33 14
654 I feel at home with you 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
655 Honestly, it's like talking to myself. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
656 That may be true, but I'm an excellent poker player. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
657 Maybe a straw? 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
658 Inside, I'm completely plastered. 1.3580 0.05077 162 119 28 15
659 I can't seem to get through to you. 1.3580 0.04518 162 112 42 8
660 I wish it were just a facade. 1.3580 0.04432 162 111 44 7
661 Have other women had trouble getting through to you? 1.3576 0.04636 151 104 40 7
662 No, it doesn't bother me. Talking to you has always been like talking to a brick wall. 1.3575 0.04855 179 132 30 17
663 Now I get what they mean by stonewalling. 1.3575 0.04724 179 130 34 15
664 What makes you think I don't have can open mind? 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
665 You’re not being very concrete. 1.3571 0.04569 168 118 40 10
666 I’m just waiting to see what happens when you try to take a sip of your coffee. 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
667 Oddly enough, I used to date a blank slate. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
668 I'm for capital punishment in certain cases...like grafitti and public urination. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
669 I really am listening to you. 1.3564 0.03887 188 126 57 5
670 My last partner called me walled off, but I just wanted to be myself. 1.3562 0.04551 160 111 41 8
671 I’m just talking to a brick wall. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
672 So, emotionally unavailable? 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
673 The trick when you have no mouth is that you have to throw the drink at your own face - here, let me show you. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
674 I just keep bumping up against a wa—oh, sorry, I didn’t mean—never mind. 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
675 So, do you take all metaphors this literally? 1.3557 0.04673 149 103 39 7
676 I think my writer's block is manifesting itself in other areas too. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
677 My therapist says that I tend to put up walls, when interacting with others. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
678 How do you deal with conflict? 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
679 I think I'm seeing you for the first time. 1.3546 0.05046 141 100 32 9
680 Feels weird to be on a real brick and mortar date. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
681 Funny you should ask, I would actually rather not discuss emotional issues. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
682 It makes more sense than the big foam finger. 1.3543 0.04796 175 128 32 15
683 Lego is interested in hiring me. 1.3543 0.04586 175 125 38 12
684 Maybe so, but at least I'm not argumentative 1.3543 0.04586 175 125 38 12
685 He can huff and puff all he wants, I'm not budging! 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
686 When you said you hit a brick wall, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
687 Let me bounce a couple of ideas off you . 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
688 Could you ask the waitress for a spoon? And a chisel? 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
689 So, your last breakup hit you like a ton of bricks? 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
690 Still doing stand-up? 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
691 You see, I fell for you like a ton of bricks! 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
692 You’re such a better listener than other men I’ve gone out with. 1.3533 0.04580 167 118 39 10
693 You said you would have more fun talking to a brick wall. 1.3526 0.05129 156 115 27 14
694 I just feel like you don't see me. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
695 I'm looking for someone a little rough around the edges. 1.3521 0.04492 142 96 42 4
696 My last partner basically saw me as a “project.” 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
697 Jenga? I'll do my best! 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
698 You could have "ghosted" me instead of "blocking" me out. 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
699 You don't like talking to a brick wall? How do you think it feels to BE the brick wall! 1.3519 0.04420 162 112 43 7
700 I just feel like you’re putting up boundaries. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
701 I'm a huge Pink Floyd fan 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
702 Is this a facade? 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
703 Somehow I feel there is a wall between us. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
704 You know what I love about you the most? The way you let me bounce ideas off you. 1.3514 0.04585 148 102 40 6
705 What i'm looking for is a person with the ability to cement a relationship. 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
706 Well, I can see why my friends have been building you up 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
707 Well, I have to live with a glass ceiling! 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
708 How strange. I’m also afraid of earthquakes. 1.3510 0.05332 151 113 23 15
709 I have mixed feelings about exposed brick. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
710 You are so levelheaded 1.3509 0.04727 171 124 34 13
711 It’s a simile, John, not a metaphor. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
712 I think this will be my breakout year. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
713 So your papa was a rolling stone? 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
714 I'm beginning to think writer's block is real. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
715 I'm Clay. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
716 I'm not sure if you can tell, but I'm fairly well stacked, too! 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
717 You know, Eric, talking to you is like talking to a brick wall. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
718 Go ahead, try to get through to me. 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
719 Have you considered just wearing a mask? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
720 I wish you'd stop blocking me. 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
721 I'm not getting through to you. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
722 Lotta expectations growing up... my dad was the Berlin Wall. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
723 So what else is new? 1.3487 0.04598 152 106 39 7
724 You seem to be putting up a wall between us 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
725 So your profile said you're a model home? 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
726 That’s a stereotype, we’re actually great listeners. 1.3486 0.04987 175 132 25 18
727 My last girlfriend said I was three bricks shy of a load. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
728 So you were born and razed in Berlin? 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
729 I find it safer than a surgical mask 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
730 Just waiting to see you drink coffee 1.3481 0.04572 158 111 39 8
731 The internet is here to stay, but bricks and mortar is still best. 1.3476 0.04376 164 114 43 7
732 Your profile mentioned hardwood floors? 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
733 You've been so hard-headed lately. It's like I can't get through to you. 1.3473 0.04647 167 120 36 11
734 Am I allowed to write on it? 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
735 The coffee lacks foundation but hits like a ton of bricks. 1.3471 0.05077 121 84 32 5
736 I have enough on my shoulders 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
737 On a first date I can be opaque. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
738 Thurston. But I greatly prefer Wally. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
739 I see you love Pink Floyd. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
740 My name's Harvey, but I go by Mason. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
741 Do you feel that all those years of therapy have been beneficial? 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
742 You're not like the others. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
743 Promise me if you're not feeling better by tomorrow you'll call the chimney sweep. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
744 Its been decades and you still recognized me. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
745 What?! Is there something on my face? 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
746 I’ve huffed and I’ve puffed and I’ve blown, but I still can’t get through to you. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
747 I'm sorry, there are no vacancies on the Supreme Court. 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
748 I'd like to bounce something off you. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
749 Harold, can we just drop this façade? 1.3457 0.04742 162 117 34 11
750 Need a straw? 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
751 Something looks different about you. Did you get a haircut? 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
752 Can I bounce an idea off you? 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
753 I don't think you heard a word I said! 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
754 No, it's a good trick. Now, do flagstone." 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
755 I thought you said that you only have one mental block" 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
756 Nobody forgets my facade. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
757 I know, but there’s just something about you I can’t get over….. 1.3448 0.04630 145 101 38 6
758 Have you considered trying a litlle graffiti? 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
759 Talking to me is like what? Go ahead. Say it. I'm not listening. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
760 It’s good to see you thinking constructively. 1.3445 0.04984 119 82 33 4
761 Am l congested? No. Why do you ask? 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
762 Some people say I'm closed off, but their opinions don't mortar to me. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
763 Would you like my opinion? 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
764 Its like talking to a...well you know 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
765 Talking to you lately is like talking to a person! 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
766 You know, you look like a Mason. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
767 Sometimes it's like talking to a wall. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
768 Your profile doesn’t show all of your layers. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
769 What’s wrong? You look mortar’fied 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
770 I kept yelling "Build the wall!" but I guess I wasn't specific enough about the location... 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
771 I can sense that your mind is already made up. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
772 Get over yourself. 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
773 C'mon, you can let down your facade with me. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
774 And, just why have you blocked me? 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
775 Your facade is cracking. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
776 Yep, still have that damn wolf blowing in my face. How’ve you been? 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
777 When did they move the front door? 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
778 What's new block-head? 1.3415 0.04448 164 116 40 8
779 Don’t be shy, I’ve laid bricks before. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
780 'It's like talking to a...oh never mind!' 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
781 It comes and goes depending on if I watch Fox news! 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
782 Now, would this be a simile or a metaphor? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
783 My worst experience?" "3 pigs grabbed me and made me part of their house. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
784 With a little pointing, you’d take years off. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
785 Professional poker just seemed like a great fit. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
786 Honey, I love you desperately, but sometimes I just can’t get through to you”. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
787 Let me guess: you stopped seeing her after you got laid. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
788 I think we should fire our contractor. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
789 They used to ask why couldn't I get it through my thick skull. 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
790 This BUILD THE WALL stuff has obviously gone to your head 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
791 I've been told I tend to wall people off. What do you think? 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
792 You were just explaining the history of feminism to me 1.3400 0.05079 150 111 27 12
793 That impenetrable gaze leads me to believe your concealing something 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
794 Actually, I invented 'mansplaining.' 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
795 Chicks dig it when I send them brick pics. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
796 Which one’s your mouth? 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
797 Why do you think you've become so defensive? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
798 I'm trying to get Banksy's attention. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
799 That’s when it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
800 Under the circumstances, I’d say you’re holding up very well. 1.3386 0.04772 127 88 35 4
801 My last boyfriend was so wooden. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
802 It’s far better to meet in person. We tend to hide so much online 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
803 I still think you're a few bricks short, despite what your shrink says 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
804 My shrink said I needed to build some boundaries. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
805 Why yes, I AM a Republican! 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
806 Why do you just assume I am not open minded? 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
807 That's when I knew we'd hit a wall in our relationship. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
808 I’m not into tech stocks. I’m in brick and mortar. 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
809 Your curiosity in me, has hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
810 Honestly George, hanging a picture will just distract from your best feature. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
811 No,I love exposed brick. 1.3362 0.05040 116 81 31 4
812 Gloria sat against the wall, imagining the cement block foundation was an attractive male body. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
813 I was actually more looking for someone who could be my rock. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
814 You look more like wood paneling in your profile picture. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
815 A ton is exaggerating, Jerry; you have the weight of maybe 40 or 50 bricks on your shoulders. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
816 Me? Well, lately, I've been reading a lot of Poe. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
817 So you voted for Trump in the last election? 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
818 What communication problem? 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
819 Have you kept busy since your time in Berlin? 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
820 What do you mean I keep putting up walls? 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
821 Someone might think that you’re stonewalling me…? 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
822 Funny, you don't look like a Mason. 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
823 That's OK. My last girlfriend accused me of having my head in the sand. 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
824 Talking to you is like talking to, I don't know, help me out here. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
825 I don’t think plastic surgery is what’s right for you. 1.3333 0.04769 132 93 34 5
826 I just love how I can bounce all my ideas off you. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
827 Okay Charlie,I get it. You still want to go to either China, Berlin, or Jerusalem for our vacation 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
828 Sorry. I have the flue. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
829 We never talk anymore. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
830 Plus, it's the best place to hang the framed cartoon I'll get for winning the caption contest. 1.3333 0.05664 141 110 15 16
831 I just want to find a place where I can fit in. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
832 When I try and communicate with you, why do I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall? 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
833 You stonewall me for weeks and now this? 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
834 I see that you’ve taken your nonverbal communication skills to an entirely new level. 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
835 I tried to keep you out, but you're starting to break me down. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
836 I can’t smell or taste it, I just like the feeling of the cup in my hand. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
837 Are you a mason? Because I love a self-made man 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
838 Want to get layed? 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
839 When I am with you I just feel like I am talking to a brick wall. 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
840 Talking to you is just like talking to a brick wall. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
841 You can huff and you can puff but it just won’t change anything. 1.3311 0.04672 151 109 34 8
842 You said on the phone you wanted to bounce some ideas off me... 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
843 I just feel something has come between us. 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
844 At least I haven't built a wall around my heart and my. feelings 1.3311 0.04537 148 105 37 6
845 I think I put on too much foundation. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
846 It may be a bit 80’s, but I like the way you expose yourself. 1.3310 0.04438 142 99 39 4
847 So you've looked at love from both sides. So what now? 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
848 I guess I always feel like I'm one brick shy of a full stack, you know? 1.3309 0.04379 139 96 40 3
849 If you would have paid more attention to past political debates, you would have known that Mexico wouldn't pay for it. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
850 I suppose technically you're not stonewalling. 1.3308 0.04618 133 93 36 4
851 Please use a simile not a metaphor. 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
852 Could you pull out the middle brick in the second row so I can drink this? 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
853 Did Mexico pay for the wall? 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
854 I think I’ll go shopping for a proper bike helmet. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
855 Last night's Harvey Wallbanger is still with me. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
856 My best quality? I can withstand a lot of stress. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
857 How can you not see the cracks in our relationship? 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
858 I just can't see past your facade. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
859 You have so many layers 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
860 I find that you’re hard to read. 1.3290 0.04400 155 110 39 6
861 I’m still Johnny from the block. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
862 It feels like our relationship has hit a brick wall 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
863 So your doctor accepts both medical and homeowners insurance? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
864 Gosh, you're hard to talk to. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
865 Say what you will about online dating; it still beats brick-and-mortar. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
866 Can you move a bit to the left? You're blocking my view. 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
867 I don't care, Kevin. I'm keeping this baby. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
868 It's so much more effective than a mask. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
869 Your the second person who said it’s like talking to a brick wall 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
870 Can I throw some ideas at you? 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
871 So, Mason, what do you do for a living?" 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
872 I just find it helpful to present my authentic self on a first date. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
873 It's just not working out. You're a few bricks shy of a load. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
874 And you thought I said that all you think about is your BRICK? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
875 Don't apologize, my last match was with dry paint. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
876 You must be Mason. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
877 . . . but underneath it all, I’m just an old softy. 1.3280 0.04512 125 86 37 2
878 It’s nice to get out of the house. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
879 Don’t flatter yourself. All I need to get over you is chocolate and a good ladder. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
880 You really want to hear about the first time I got laid? 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
881 You know, I feel like there's this wall between us. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
882 Tell me more about deconstructionism. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
883 You’re a few bricks short of a full load… 1.3274 0.06215 113 88 13 12
884 My goal is to be Banksy ready. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
885 Sorry I’m late; I just couldn’t break out of the meeting any sooner. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
886 I'm into building relationships. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
887 Don't just keep blocking me out! 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
888 I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to move on from Humpty Dumpty's accident. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
889 I don’t mean to stare but I can’t wait to see how you drink your coffee. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
890 I think I'm gonna get laid tonight. 1.3259 0.05446 135 103 20 12
891 It seems you've made up your mind. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
892 I love bouncing ideas off of you. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
893 My doctor said no more selfies with you - I'm on my seventh concussion. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
894 I’m just fascinated by how you drink coffee 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
895 So, are you a natural redhead? 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
896 What's the mortar with you? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
897 Hmm... I was hoping for a window. 1.3248 0.04259 157 111 41 5
898 And he said, "Build that wall!" 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
899 I am grout. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
900 You're not the first to say I hide my feelings. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
901 No matter what kind of facts or logic I use, arguing with you is like talking to a... Republican Congressmen or something... 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
902 Why the brick and mortar? Well, working from home just didn't seem right for me... 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
903 I keep thinking there's something big keeping you from understanding me. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
904 My dad is actually part of the Chrysler Building. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
905 Please stop looking at my chest 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
906 Look on the bright side; at least you're qualified to be a politician. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
907 You had told me you were a Mason. 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
908 So that's a No? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
909 I'm leaning towards a tattoo. Grafitti might be too 'in your face'. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
910 You used to be so open-minded. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
911 You look different than your profile pic. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
912 Fancy running into you here! 1.3235 0.04535 136 96 36 4
913 Maybe it's me. My last boyfriend stone-walled me, too. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
914 It's the only way I can stay off my phone. 1.3233 0.04719 133 95 33 5
915 So, how long have you been a Mason? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
916 We need to talk... 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
917 Did I just make you blush? 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
918 Tonight’s poker night. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
919 Honestly Bryan, trying to get through to you is like, well, you know... 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
920 I would like to find a window to your soul. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
921 The doctor says I should avoid load-bearing activities for a while. 1.3223 0.04726 121 85 33 3
922 Do you smoke? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
923 I've never had a blind date quite like this. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
924 Our first date, John, and yet there is something so familiar about you. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
925 I haven't done much swimming since the accident. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
926 Who laid you? 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
927 It's just that,I don't know,but it seems like that some of the time I'm just part of some stupid caption contest 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
928 Sometimes I just can't get through to you, Kevin. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
929 Your graffiti remover also cured my acne. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
930 "Derek, has our relationship hit a wall?" 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
931 Wow,your writers bloc really is severe! 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
932 I can see why they named you Mason. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
933 Vulnerability is over-rated 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
934 I think our relationship has hit a brick wall. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
935 Something tells me I won't get through to you. 1.3212 0.04626 137 98 34 5
936 You look just like your metaphor. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
937 You look nothing like your profile picture 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
938 I shouldn’t have purchased a coffee, as my head is a wall and I have no mouth. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
939 So, are you a brick layer? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
940 I'm glad we rescued you, before those thugs threw you into the river. 1.3206 0.05554 131 101 18 12
941 Seems like the writer's block is getting to your head. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
942 Someone's had some tuckpointing done! 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
943 You just seem like you have this tremendous weight on your shoulders. 1.3203 0.04564 128 90 35 3
944 Are you allowed to hang up pictures? 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
945 Actually, Mexico was supposed to pay for me. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
946 Let’s avoid politics. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
947 This new version of the witness protection program doesn't require me to relocate! 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
948 Well normally, your head’s stuck in the clouds.” 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
949 It's hard to get close to you when you're always putting up walls. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
950 Lucy, you were the only one who was honest with me. I am a blockhead. 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
951 You’re stonewalling me. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
952 I thought my friends said you were a dickhead. 1.3185 0.05428 135 104 19 12
953 I know: I'm older than I look in my profile picture." 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
954 The Man-Cave goes portable. 1.3185 0.05221 135 102 23 10
955 My ultimate goal is to be declared an historic site. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
956 Emily dates a simile. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
957 I decided to make a change after my ex said I was too wooden. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
958 You’re not like other walls I’ve talked to. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
959 I came hear to talk about our relationship, but it's like talking to a brick wall. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
960 So you're breaking up with me because I'm too literal? 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
961 I like to think of myself as 'exposed brick'. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
962 It's over. Can't you see the writing on your face. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
963 This relationship needs to work on its foundation. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
964 My last relationship lacked a solid foundation. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
965 I bet you're wondering why I didn't choose a button down shirt 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
966 They were right; I didn't need no education 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
967 I used to have my head in the clouds! 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
968 Talking to a brick wall is like talking to you. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
969 That's the point - I can't see your face either. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
970 Remember suggesting I join the Masons? 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
971 So I see you've joined the masons 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
972 They’re always trying to white-wash me, ya know? 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
973 You seem mortarfied, what's up? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
974 I’ve always liked the strong, silent types. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
975 You said I need to set clear boundaries. 1.3154 0.04373 149 107 37 5
976 I just don't think it's cement to be. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
977 I'm a Poe fan. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
978 I don't want to be just another brick in your wall... 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
979 My last girlfriend said I was a little thick. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
980 Wow! He’s really built. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
981 Suddenly, during morning coffee, it became clear to Susan exactly how thickheaded her husband was. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
982 Brick lives matter. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
983 Oh yes, by all means tell me less 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
984 Your dating profile said you tended to keep your walls up, but honestly, I thought it was a metaphor." 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
985 I can be a little set in my ways. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
986 I'm sorry, I'm still thinking about work. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
987 So I couldn’t really figure out what was going on. And then it hit me like… 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
988 Sometimes, talking to you is like... well, I can't think of a good way to put it, but it's frustrating. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
989 I see you've been trying to reach your insurance company again. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
990 My first husband was a meat head. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
991 So what else would you like to know about me? 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
992 Any ideas you wanna bounce off me? 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
993 I feel like I’m making progress. I used to have my head up my ass. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
994 Mr. Gorbachev... 1.3136 0.05859 118 92 15 11
995 Your profile picture didn’t do you justice. 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
996 Sometimes it just feels like I only attract idioms. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
997 I wouldn’t mind getting laid either. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
998 Looks like you are one brick short of a load 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
999 From what I see, it's clear that the election was stolen and this climate change stuff is just a hoax. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1000 I’m level headed 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1001 You might be taking your Pink Floyd obsession too far 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1002 Andrew, I meant it metaphorically. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1003 I'm going to level with you. I don't usually get laid on the first date. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1004 It’s the latest COVID recommendation by the CDC 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
1005 I have no idea what's come between us. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
1006 Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m into stucco. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1007 You're much easier to talk to than I expected! 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
1008 I swear I’m not stonewalling! 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
1009 It started at a Pink Floyd concert 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
1010 Of course I’m using the brick wall analogy. Makes sense, right? 1.3120 0.04740 125 90 31 4
1011 Is Wally a nickname? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1012 I think you’re obsession with Pink Floyd may be going a little too far 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1013 I think I’m blocked. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1014 So, how'd your appearance before the committee go? 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
1015 I’m in construction. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1016 It's a hurtful saying, Ok? The truth is I can barely hear a thing. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1017 So, now that you've gotten laid, what shall we do the rest of the day? 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1018 Tell me, is this your best side? 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1019 Enough with the tough guy facade. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1020 Stay on guard - I think Banksy just followed us in here. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1021 I don't feel like you're being completely open. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1022 Underneath this facade I'm just a regular guy. 1.3108 0.04683 148 110 30 8
1023 Can I unload on you? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1024 Can you do a herringbone pattern for me? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1025 So how long have you been a Republican? 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1026 No we are absolutely not painting them white. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1027 No offense,but I don’t date guys who are short a few bricks of a full load. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1028 You can't hide it from me, Eric. I know you're smoking again. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1029 I’m a song writer for Pink Floyd 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1030 You need graffiti..I need a tattoo. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1031 I feel all new relationships need a solid foundation ! 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1032 I admire your love of Pink Floyd, but couldn't you just wear a tattoo? 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1033 You're so easy to talk to. 1.3091 0.04266 165 121 37 7
1034 I like the way you're put together. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
1035 You are blocking me out again! 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
1036 Well, now we are both stacked! 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1037 He's a little rough around the edges, but I think I can fix him 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1038 We really do need to break down these walls in our communication. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
1039 That may be so, but I'm not the one who spilled my coffee 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
1040 I feel like you never listen to me anymore. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1041 My father was a Mason. too. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1042 That's a lot of weight on your shoulders. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1043 Can you expand on your feelings about immigration? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1044 Honestly, it's like talking to a wall whenever I try to debate something with you! 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1045 I pride myself in having a strong head on my shoulders. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1046 Sure, people are always bouncing things off me. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1047 No, I have no idea why people are always calling you blockhead. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1048 You do have a solid facade. I like that in a person. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1049 I love hole in the wall coffee shops. 1.3077 0.05179 143 111 20 12
1050 I preferred your stonewalling. It was more creative. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1051 I was exercising too much, and hit the wall. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
1052 Yea. I’d like to see you try to drink that coffee. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1053 As you can see it's not finished. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1054 So, what's your favorite album? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1055 I wish you'd stop bringing your work home. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1056 It's what's on the inside that counts. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1057 That's not good, but I'm sure I can change him. 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1058 *I gather intimacy is difficult for you? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1059 I fell for you like a ton of bricks, baby. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
1060 I keep thinking there's a metaphor here but for the life of me, I can't think what it is. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
1061 Do you have to power-wash often? 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1062 Hmmm, he’s a bit bland, but definitely has potential. Maybe I could hang a mirror… 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1063 So when I realized it was an egg sitting on top of me, I pushed it off. How was I supposed to know it was the famous 'Humpty Dumpty'? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1064 I don't think you're listening to me. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1065 No. I've never heard of Poe. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1066 Don’t look now, but the man behind you is wearing the same sweater. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1067 So what happened to the other two pigs? 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1068 If you had to get graffiti, what would it be? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1069 My last boyfriend was a blockhead, too. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1070 After the gig in Berlin, I could never find another job. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1071 I hoped we might have a constructive conversation. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1072 Yeah, I've put on a few bricks since my profile pic. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1073 Yeah I worked at the border the last few years... 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1074 I think you've hit a wall, Greg. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1075 Full disclosure, I need to admit I was a committed Trump supporter. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1076 Thanks for the coffee. I needed it. I got plastered 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1077 I think that's an unfair metaphor... 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1078 You may find it hard to believe but I don't get laid that often. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1079 It's so nice to finally date someone stable. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1080 I said no marshmallows. 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
1081 This isn't what I meant when I said we needed to rebuild our relationship. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
1082 If we ever get intimate, please be assured I’ll put vinyl siding on. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1083 Technically, it's not a wall "between" us. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1084 I have an appointment with a dermatologist. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1085 I ran out of KN95s. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1086 I got tired of wearing a mask. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1087 Yes, brick and mortar dating is different from online. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1088 It’s amazing how you are still able to mansplain… 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1089 It's like talking to a brick wall. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
1090 I thought that talking to a wall was going to be more difficult. 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
1091 I believe it's the center brick just above my chin. 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
1092 I feel there’s a wall between us 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
1093 I like strong, silent types. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1094 What's wrong honey? I feel like I'm talking to a wall. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1095 She, in fact, was not surprised at all to learn he was a Donald Trump supporter." 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1096 I am not stonewalling you - see, these are bricks. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1097 How did you find this hole in the wall? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1098 So that’s what you meant when you said you were well-built 1.3037 0.04495 135 98 33 4
1099 Teacher, leave those kids alone! 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1100 Sinuses again? 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1101 Fortunato, I told you NOT to order the Amontillado Latté! 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1102 Two can play this game: I'm having a wrecking ball delivered tomorrow. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1103 Well yes, I am an introvert. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1104 HELLO!!! I, feel like I'm talking to a brick wall, with you. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1105 I know you hit a brick wall honey but I'd really like to cement our relationship. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
1106 Do you consider yourself an introvert? 1.3028 0.04609 109 77 31 1
1107 That’s how you got ahead in the construction industry. 1.3028 0.04790 109 78 29 2
1108 Anyway, enough about me. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1109 OK I’ll tell you a little about myself….I used to work for President Trump.I was the one who came up with the “build the wall”campaign. 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
1110 Actually you look exactly like your picture. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1111 Walter, you're so obvious. 1.3025 0.05668 119 93 16 10
1112 Emotionally I'm a little walled off and yet level-headed. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1113 Sooo, how about those Mets? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1114 I have a head for masonry. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1115 I'm listening, really. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1116 I have been looking for more stability in my life. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1117 "It's complicated." 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1118 No caption needed. Women will get it and men, well, there you have it. 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
1119 And how do you think I feel? I can’t even drink my coffee. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1120 Maybe they overdid it with the Botox. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1121 It’s actually a nice change being with someone who doesn’t bother to pretend he’s listening. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1122 My mother? Oh, she's a brick house. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1123 I've had a lot of experience talking to someone like you 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1124 Of course I'm mortarfied ! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1125 Did Mexico pay for that? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1126 This way there’s no question about it. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1127 I didn't know that you are so shy. 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1128 Where's this Amontillado? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1129 Well, yes, it's just like that. But you ... you talk back. 1.3008 0.04462 123 88 33 2
1130 But this time it's the brick wall talking to YOU... 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1131 I’m ready for the next pandemic. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1132 You’re a solid guy 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1133 Can we chat about repointing? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1134 I, of course, echo your sentiment. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1135 My last date was with a knucklehead. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1136 Before I time traveled to your era I popped up somewhere between. East and West Berlin. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1137 I had the ‘Shawshank Redemption’ nightmare again last night… 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1138 I changed my name to Mason, but I'm keeping the same pronouns. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1139 So tell me, how long have you been voting Republican ? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1140 Some people say it's hard to get through to me. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1141 If you don't mind, I was hoping to bounce a few things off of you 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1142 And then it came to me like a ton of bricks! 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1143 Miraculous you can get stoned with a cup of coffee 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1144 I feel like I'm ready to build something with you. 1.2994 0.04030 167 122 40 5
1145 Oh honey, do you have a flue? 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1146 Hi, I'm Mason. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1147 So, tell me, why did you become a mason? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1148 I want break the stereotype and redefine what talking to a brick wall can be. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1149 He thinks he's gonna get laid. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1150 I always wanted to build a relationship brick by brick. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1151 I’m afraid your cup is leaking badly! 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1152 Exposed brick never looks as good in person. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1153 This morning my head felt a little heavy. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1154 Couldn't you just say you think we've arrived at an impasse? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1155 It really is a mental block. 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
1156 You used to have just a chip on your shoulder. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1157 You're stuck on today's Wordle, aren't you? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1158 Working with you is like talking to a brick wall! 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1159 It’s like talking to someone who’s talking to a brick wall. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1160 You seem walled off recently. Is there something I said or did? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1161 It’s called Resting Brick Face. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1162 You remind me of when I used to date guys. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1163 I’m not as thick as I look 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1164 Well no, as a matter of fact, I haven't ever met a 33rd-degree freemason before. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1165 Why do I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall? 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1166 Do you think maybe I've taken performance art too far? 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1167 I always go on first dates behind a firewall. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1168 Having some work done. Right? 1.2975 0.04491 121 87 32 2
1169 If you don’t mind, I just wanted to bounce a few ideas off you. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1170 So you want to talk politics? 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1171 Julie wondered if Brian would ever get his head out of his ash. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1172 You must be a Conservative. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1173 Susie knew her secrets were safe with Brad. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1174 My guidance counselor thinks I have a head for architecture. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
1175 It's uncanny how much you remind me of my ex. 1.2971 0.04413 138 101 33 4
1176 I liked it better when you were rubber and I was glue. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1177 It's what my karate instructor told me: "Be the wall!" 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1178 Why do people keep saying I'm just another brick in the wall? 1.2969 0.04347 128 92 34 2
1179 Maybe we should revisit the idea of couples therapy. 1.2969 0.04486 128 93 32 3
1180 I think you need something stronger than an antihistamine. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1181 What makes you think I want to get laid? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1182 If I wanted to talk to a wall, I would have stayed home. 1.2966 0.04709 118 86 29 3
1183 Brick. My name is Brick. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1184 I think the barriers between us are well-defined but not insurmountable. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1185 Some people chanted “build the wall.” I decided to take it one step further. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1186 I don’t know, I guess you just look like a Mason. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1187 How will people know you are Elvis if they can’t see you? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1188 You're a graffiti artist, eh? Now I get why you swiped right. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1189 I have a moisturizing cream that might help 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1190 Well, somehow he blew the house down. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1191 My name is Wally Brickman. 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
1192 Well, it is nice that I don't need to waste time explaining anything to you. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1193 You seemed more open on Tinder" 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1194 You should see my dick. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1195 You always have your walls up around me. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1196 So, what else do you not want to talk about? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1197 I know. I put up a brick wall sometimes, but inside I'm a BBQ grill. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
1198 I won't talk about the mortar attack. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1199 I'd rather not talk about the Kool-Aid Man. 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
1200 My allergies have really blocked me up this morning. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1201 Do you need a straw? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1202 If it worked for the 3 Pigs and the Wolf's breath, chances are good it will defend against the latest virus. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1203 You've just seemed so blocked off lately 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1204 I thought brick and mortar was going out of style 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1205 Yep, came down on me like a ton of bricks ! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1206 I finally decided I’d rather be the brick wall than keep coming up against it over and over. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1207 Gee! Talking to a brick wall is so much more interesting than I imagined. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1208 I don’t see walls I see opportunities. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1209 I think the freemasonry is going to your head. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1210 Picking the right Wedding Planner may be the most important decision we ever make. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1211 So anyway, my name really is 'Walter' but it's spelled with just the one 'L'. 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1212 My shrink said as long as Trump is a candidate I have to leave it on. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1213 It's so easy to talk to you 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1214 The moment you realized that your date was one brick short of a load. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1215 Sure, it's fine--until Santa arrives. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1216 Yeah, it's heavy but I have a strong neck and no brains. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1217 Yes,I have boundaries. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1218 I feel like a wall's gone up between us. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1219 ...and that's how I landed the Kool-Aid account. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1220 I’m unbeatable at ping-pong. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1221 That's right! Just wall yourself off! 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1222 Sooo... Wally...we need to talk." 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
1223 My last relationship was with a gas lighter. Very intense. You seem more composed. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1224 We had more fun when you just had writer's block. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1225 So, just another brick in the wall? 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1226 I feel so exposed. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1227 Strong men also cry. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1228 But maybe we should steer clear of politics. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1229 I just accepted a new position at the IRS in customer service! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1230 I’ve heard. Walls have ears. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1231 OK, but I still want your babies”. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1232 Some people find me a bit headstrong. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1233 Must you always take me literally? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1234 I told you not to argue with the builder. 1.2923 0.05400 130 103 16 11
1235 Okay, so let me bounce this off you… 1.2922 0.04113 154 113 37 4
1236 Sure, the chiropractic bills are astronomical, but what's even harder is my nickname "resting brick face." 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1237 You remind me of a Pink Floyd song... 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1238 I’d kiss you if you were wearing a poster. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1239 This coffee is undrinkable 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1240 Um, where does the coffee go? 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1241 You really shouldn’t bring your work on a date. 1.2917 0.04644 120 88 29 3
1242 Do you enjoy working with standup comedians? 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1243 Why,yes,I am a Pink Floyd fan. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1244 Yeah, I still think it looks better than the siding. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1245 Hi, my name's Wally. Do you mind if I join you? 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1246 I’ve always said you had your head up something….. 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
1247 So, you work behind the scene at a comedy club? 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1248 I can see your thoughts 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1249 These past few weeks have been mortar. 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
1250 Are you listening? 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1251 We should play tennis sometime. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1252 Why yes, I absolutely love Pink Floyd!" 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1253 So your neurosurgeon operated with only a trowel? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1254 I just don't get why you're so phobic about ordering amontillado. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1255 Do NOT go into any catacombs for a rare wine tasting event. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1256 Mr. Coffee, tear down this wall. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1257 I got the idea while listening to Pink Floyd. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1258 Why do you always have to be so concrete? 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
1259 Wanna come back to my place? I’ve always wanted exposed brick in my bedroom. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
1260 You looked more wooden in your picture 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
1261 I assumed your dating profile pictures were meant to be ironic.. 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
1262 Now huff and puff! 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1263 You're such a great listener. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1264 Donald Trump? 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1265 Tell me again, what time is our appointment with the couples therapist? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1266 My last girlfriend said she never wanted to see me again. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1267 Thanks to an intimate relationship with his smartphone, Justin has the in-person social skills of a brick wall. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1268 You profile says you were the man behind Jerry Seinfeld. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1269 I love a man with a solid head on his shoulders. 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
1270 I took Trump seriously. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1271 So, you told the truth on that dating app. You really are a blckhead 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1272 You might need a repoint. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
1273 I can't hear myself 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1274 Going by your hands, I would've never guessed you were in masonry. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1275 It's not in my nature to be subtle. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1276 It was this or a bag of hammers. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1277 I get the sense that you have something weighing on you. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1278 Since you ask, I prefer the elephant in the room. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1279 I wanted something a little more original than blockhead 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1280 The barista said it will wear off in about 24 hours. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1281 It's a long story but I was in Berlin in 1989. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1282 Come here often? 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1283 You seem like the strong and silent type 1.2893 0.04302 121 87 33 1
1284 Sticks and stones can hurt my bones, but bricks? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1285 I like the new layered look. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1286 You should get tested for the chimney flu. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1287 Thank you for being so supportive. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1288 Mortarmer, requests their relationship be repointed . 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1289 Well, I'm what you'd call a self-made man. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1290 I can tell you carry a lot of weight on your shoulders. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1291 How’d you guess? Yes, I am a graffiti artist, & I’d love to see you again. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1292 Your tinder photo was stucco. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1293 I don't know how I got my head stuck in the chimney? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1294 Were you in Berlin in 1989?" 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1295 Together we can tear down this wall. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1296 I’m kind of a bricks and mortar man myself 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1297 It's so refreshing to finally be able to use the phrase 'like talking to a brick wall' literally. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1298 I like you a ton. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1299 Not exactly what I pictured when you said, “I have ten layers” 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1300 I come from a long line of masons. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1301 Yes, the coffee is decorative so that I don't attract any attention. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1302 Because the cinder block looked better with the black shirt. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1303 I just feel like, you know, I've hit a wall 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1304 Sheesh! It's just a zit! 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1305 Coffee with my boss 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1306 Sometimes you are impenetrable. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
1307 You'll never guess how the flue is opened. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1308 Perhaps you're too walled off. 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
1309 So your mom was the earthy type and your dad was a Lego? 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
1310 Will introversion be a problem for you? 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1311 I’ve really enjoyed our time together. Compared to the other guys I’ve met online, you happen to be the easiest to talk to. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1312 I just can’t get through to you. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1313 The point is I laid each one! 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1314 I’m just not in the right headspace to see a blockbuster anytime soon. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1315 Would a straw help? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1316 Are you still a Trump Supporter ? 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1317 "It made no sense to think, your beauty hit me like a ton of golf balls!" 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1318 Defensive? What makes you say that? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1319 I can switch to my online head if you prefer. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1320 And they say the art of conversation is dead... 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1321 Just following the latest CDC guidelines 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1322 I only have enough energy for one breakthrough - it's either you, or the glass ceiling. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1323 I'm not a stand-up comic myself, but I back them up. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1324 I swear,Roger,you wear that MAGA hat in public just to torment me! 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1325 It's like having coffee with my mother 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1326 I just can't get over how well you listen. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1327 I'm just an old-fashioned brick and mortar kind of guy. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1328 When Mom said talking to you was like talking to a brick wall, she didn't mean it literally. We all value your opinion. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1329 It sure beats having to wear a mask 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1330 So you're a mason. How interesting. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1331 I don’t know. Sometimes it just feels like I’m talking to a human. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
1332 It hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
1333 My therapist encouraged me to set better boundaries. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1334 So I'm a big Pink Floyd fan. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
1335 Maybe you should take it easy with the Minecraft. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1336 I’ve found that people still value the brick-and-mortar experience. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1337 It seems I just can’t get through to you! 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1338 you can hide but you cannot run 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
1339 You look like you've got a lot on your shoulders right now. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1340 I now understand why you described yourself as “built like a brick house” in your profile 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1341 It's like I'm finally being seen! 1.2857 0.04632 105 76 28 1
1342 Would you believe his name is Mason? 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1343 is that a brick wall on your head or are you just glad to see me? 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
1344 Talking to a Republican 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1345 How long have you been teaching? 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1346 The doctors think it's because of all the Legos I ate as a kid. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1347 Online, you looked more like a brownstone. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1348 No matter how you do it, it’s still just a “comb-over.” 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1349 Everytime I try to talk to you about something serious, I hit a brick wall. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1350 I’m a bit guarded. 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
1351 Now you know what it’s like speaking to a brick wall. It’s not fun is it. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1352 Why are you always so defensive? 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
1353 So, do you get laid often? 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1354 Is it that obvious? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1355 My father was a mason 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1356 I tend to be a concrete thinker. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1357 It's not even lunch and you're already plastered. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1358 I like the direction our relationship is heading but I sense there is a wall between us. 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1359 How are you going to drink that? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1360 Did you just crack a smile? 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1361 I really thought it was just a filter when I swiped right. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1362 My parents wanted me to be a skyscraper. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1363 Would it be easier if I explained in graffiti ? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1364 Greta decides to give the Brick-and-Mortar Speed Dating Agency a try. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1365 The coffee smells good. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1366 Emotionally blocked! 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1367 I wanted to blend in inside of a hole in the wall cafe. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1368 My ex claimed I didn’t communicate well, but I’m so glad you and I are building a solid foundation. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1369 So who did you support in 2020? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1370 I think it's a more subtle expression of who I am than the face tattoo and extreme piercings. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1371 Top Secret papers found in Trump’s basement is just another fake news conspiracy FBI set-up witch hunt fabrication. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1372 I've been told that I come across as emotionally unavailable. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1373 You can't possibly expect me to have your child. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1374 'Honestly, you've been difficult to read lately.' 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1375 So now you are all ears! 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1376 I feel off today, my head’s all blocked up. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1377 Its obvious you have built a wall around, to hide your emotions 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1378 Yes, I agree with you. But 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1379 Talking to you is like talking to... I can’t quite describe it. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1380 It came with my promotion to management. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1381 How can you listen to me and then just sit there without reacting? 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1382 I used to be part of a larger organization. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1383 You don't look like your profile picture. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1384 Try a straw? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1385 So, enough about me. What does your Daddy do? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1386 What's wrong; you seem mortarfied. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1387 Many of my past dates have blocked me. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1388 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1389 So then I said: Hey, teacher, leave us kids alone! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1390 Really? Nothing? 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1391 ...and then it just hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1392 Yeah, well, talking to you is no picnic either! 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1393 They used to call me 'Blockhead ': not anymore since I got renovated. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
1394 Are you one of those crash dummies. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1395 When did you start voting Republican? 1.2821 0.05674 117 94 13 10
1396 My goals? I would like to do something with Banksy. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1397 So I ordered you the Amontillado. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1398 ‘’One brick short of a load?’’ That hurts, Maeve. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1399 Maybe this is weird to say on a first date, but I feel like my ex-boyfriend Banksy would’ve loved you. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1400 If you're not a blockhead, tell me where you're going to put that coffee. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1401 So how did you get that pullover on? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1402 It's a weird side effect but experimental clinical trials are still better than a real job. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1403 I've been making good progress on my mental blocks. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1404 Ask me anything! 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1405 No way, I could totally see you with graffiti. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1406 This variant feels different. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1407 I have writer's block. And you? 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1408 I don’t want to be another brick in the wall. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1409 Have you ever feel like you're talking to a wall? 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1410 Was it something I said? 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1411 I knew I’d run into you at this hole in the wall. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1412 I've quietly quit dating. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1413 Some people say that talking to me is like talking to a wall. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1414 So, … tell me about yourself. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1415 My parents are blockheads. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1416 How long do you think it'll take Banksy to find you? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1417 Please, don't be intimidated. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1418 Sometimes talking to you is like talking to a brick wall! 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1419 Once again I am talking to a brick wall 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1420 My mom had to have a C-section. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1421 I want you to know that you can bounce things off me anytime. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1422 I 'am 'talking to a brick wall. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1423 When she said I was built like a brick sh-t house, I lost my head altogether 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1424 It's hard to keep my head up these days. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1425 Honestly Gloria, I am trying very hard to keep an open mind. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1426 Some blockheads stand out more than others. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1427 Which little piggy did you say you were? 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1428 Thank you, I'd love a ride home. Is it a convertible? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1429 I don’t know why, but my head feels like a ton of bricks. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1430 Do I look silly holding this coffee? 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1431 Why, yes, I am a Mason! Why do you ask? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1432 My eyes are up here. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1433 MAGA dating. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1434 I never thought couples therapy could be so…perfect! 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1435 I've got something to tell you. It might be hard for you to hear. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1436 That’s a bit harsh. I am not thick as a brick. 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
1437 So tell me, when did you get into the construction business? 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1438 There’s no getting through to you, is there? 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1439 Youre special,Floyd,but all in all you're just another brick in the wall. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1440 Your preference for metaphor over simile did this to us. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1441 I must say, you have completely changed my perception of what it’s like! I need a new metaphor. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1442 I don't think you can hear me at all. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1443 Feel free to deface me. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1444 It works as a background, but not as a foreground. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1445 My, you are thick. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1446 I swear, it’s like talking to a brick wall. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1447 I was reading Kafka and a funny thing happened. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1448 I think the app got a bit confused when I asked for a bricks and mortar plastic surgeon. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1449 Have you always been this hard-headed? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1450 Last year I gave up on virtual and went brick-and-mortar. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1451 And I’m thinking damn if these walls could talk.” - Halse 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1452 I’ve been feeling blocked lately. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1453 You know Chad, you're not like other brick walls. You're like talking to a person. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1454 I prefer a hole-in-the-wall where I can blend in. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1455 I just want to bounce something off of you... 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1456 I guess the metaphor morphed into reality. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
1457 I was actually just hoping to bounce a few ideas off you. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1458 Did Mexico pay for your wall? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1459 Talking to a brick wall isn’t all that bad… 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1460 I think this date's hitting a wall. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1461 The overhead is killing me. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1462 My five-year plan includes a window. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1463 I think you'd like my sister. She's a brick house. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1464 Terrible coffee, but they have a wide door. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1465 You have more than a stiff upper lip! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1466 Is it me or the bricks 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1467 I asked to sit near the wall, but this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1468 Next time, pay the contractor to put in a door. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1469 For the love of God, Montresor! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1470 Sometimes I feel I am not getting through to you... 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1471 That's ridiculous! I'm open to new ideas, 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1472 It's usually the female who has that type of construction. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1473 So I said, ‘Fine, Lucy. Maybe I am.’ I went through with the procedure, and I haven’t looked back.” 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1474 When you were siding with me, you were a lot easier to talk to! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1475 My parents are also idioms, but I don't really understand them. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1476 So how did you get the name Wally? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1477 Nobody calls me blockhead anymore 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
1478 And Mexico will pay through my nose. 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
1479 Nice to meet you. I'm Wally. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1480 OK Order the Fireplace... 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1481 I think you better get on top. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1482 No, I haven't been seeing anyone. You? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1483 I'll need a wrecking ball to get out of this. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1484 I was hoping you could make it to my opening. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1485 It's just easier this way. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1486 I can't help it if I'm thick-headed about a lot of things. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1487 I guess we have hit a brick wall 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1488 I feel as though we have a wall between us! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1489 I prefer the strong silent type. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1490 No, it's just that my sinuses are blocked up. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1491 They all told me that speaking with you was like talking to a brick wall. 1.2759 0.04513 116 86 28 2
1492 Some of these social media filters are a bit much,don't you think? They just don't seem to show the real you... 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1493 I love Mexico! 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1494 I'm 30 and my favorite band is Pink Floyd. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
1495 My last boyfriend was a loggerhead 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
1496 My last boyfriend was a real meathead. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1497 So anyway, that’s why I had to send a dick pic. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1498 No, I am listening, honestly. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1499 I thought you were special at first, but all in all you're just another... ah, forget it. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1500 I just think we're both ready to see other tennis opponents. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1501 Mason, why have you done this? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1502 Something has come between us. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1503 Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1504 When I put in my profile I like my men 'thick', I guess I wasn't being specific enough. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1505 I wish you would stop bringing your work home with you. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1506 I'm a tenth-degree Mason. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1507 Mason. What's yours? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1508 Every year it’s the same: stockings for Christmas. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1509 Well you know my mother was a brick house, and her mother before her too! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1510 My vulnerable side’s still under construction. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1511 My head always feels a little heavy before my morning coffee. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1512 I think you should do something about your hair. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1513 I liked it better when your head was just in the clouds. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1514 so, you really do have a hard head 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
1515 I feel like I don't need education, no thought control...." 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1516 Have we met? Sorry I'm usually good with remembering a face 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1517 I’m a hod man to forget. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1518 I miss the old masking recommendations. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1519 I just really appreciate that you didn't bring up the Frost poem on our first date. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1520 How did you get into masonry? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1521 You're great, Rick. My last boyfriend was so confrontational. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1522 I'm trying to deconstruct your thoughts. 1.2736 0.04552 106 78 27 1
1523 If only they were yellow. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1524 Something about you didn't stack up from the beginning. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1525 I shouldn’t have played Tetris all weekend. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1526 How do you keep your mortar so white with drinking coffee? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1527 What makes you think I belong to a cult? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1528 I was just building up to something. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1529 In my case, being dense is a good thing! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1530 I thought it would be more convenient just to have it with me all the time. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1531 My mother likes to talk about my "difficult" delivery. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1532 It's my sinuses again. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1533 The dating app said you had ears. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1534 My ex-girlfriemd was a master at Tetris. Why do you ask? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1535 But I am listening. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1536 You Trump lovers are starting to all look the same. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1537 I can see right through you. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1538 Next time go around. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1539 I feel like I’m trying to talk through even more than “the hand”. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1540 You make the glass ceiling look good. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1541 Is my preoccupation with getting laid really that obvious? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1542 How it feels talking to a younger sibling 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
1543 So you have decided to take this stonewalling thing to a new level? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1544 I really tried to connect with him but he was totally walled off! 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
1545 You really did hit a brick wall!! 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1546 Rhea tried not to look too excited as she waited for Jerry to try sipping his coffee. It was going to be a hilarious disaster, and for some reason, his face made her long for the cheap jokes of 90s comedy. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1547 When I dreamed of being the face of a trendy brick-and-mortar coffee bar, this is not what I envisioned. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1548 I'm surprised you haven't heard of this style. It's all the rage in Arizona. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1549 What I'm looking for is a strong foundation. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1550 Nah, the only hard part is getting the caffeine stains out of my grout 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1551 '"On the inside I'm more stucco". 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1552 It’s over, Bob—I’ve met someone with a face. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1553 It’s like… it’s like… I can’t think of a good analogy, but it is very difficult to talk to you. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1554 Wouldn’t it be easier to just wear a MAGA hat? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1555 O.K. if not THERAPY would you at least consider TUCKPOINTING??? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1556 I think I may have overdone the foundation" 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1557 Is it too late to visit the Ear,Nose,and Throat clinic? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1558 Next time you complain to someone that I smoke like a chimney make sure she's not a witch. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1559 You must play a lot of Minecraft. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1560 Ugh, just my luck ,you're a brick shy of a Load " 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1561 brick face is real 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1562 You’re so closed-minded, it’s impossible to get through to you! 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1563 What's your opinion on immigration reform? 1.2712 0.04449 118 88 28 2
1564 ‘I can’t believe you’re fifty! I’m guessing you’ve had a bit of work done.’ 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1565 You cracked your mug again. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1566 I used to think you had your head in the clouds, but now I see I was wrong. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1567 Don't be silly. Everybody has reconstructive work these days. Its very natural looking. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1568 "I'm glad our relationship is starting to cement. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1569 Well I had my head in the clouds and hit a ton of bricks. 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1570 Rob Reiner called me a "Blockhead!" I called him a pusillanimous, bloviating, hypocrite! 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1571 When I'm with you I get the feeling I am talking to a brick wall. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1572 Coffee tastes like mortar this morning. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1573 My therapist couldn't help,so I'm bringing in a demolition crew. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1574 I always knew he was thick, but now I have proof! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1575 What do you mean, I'm being defensive? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1576 She said ‘I feel like I’m speaking to a brick wall’ and for the first time in my life, I really felt seen 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1577 Then I found out they weren't ever going to finish that wall.. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1578 Oooh...I could just bounce ideas off of you all day! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1579 When they said your nickname was Morty, I never in a million years would have guessed it was short for "Mortar," Brick 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1580 So, I understand your father was in the Masons? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1581 Haven't seen the Big Bad Wolf since forever, why do you ask? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1582 When Sheila described you, I kinda thought she meant drugs. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1583 I know you’re tired of talking to a brick wall, but have you tried listening to one? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1584 I've never met anyone who worked in stand-up comedy! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1585 I admit talking to a brick wall is an upgrade. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1586 Let's see what sticks. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1587 It’s too bad your dating profile doesn’t capture the real you 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1588 By the look on your face, I can tell you're into construction. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1589 I got the shingles vaccine but never expected this. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1590 This is the first date I've had that the profile picture is accurate. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1591 You're looking for a relationship with a strong foundation? 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1592 Well, technically, I’m not stonewalling you. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1593 No, really, you have put up a wall between us! 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1594 You're so much easier to talk with than my ex. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1595 I've certainly heard that one before! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1596 ooh, your sinuses ae really blocked!! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1597 I shouldn’t have bought this coffee. I won’t be able to drink it, because my head is a wall. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1598 Well, you can't say, "I'm just another brick in the wall". 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1599 Yeah, sometimes people tell me I mortar-fy them.... 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1600 My name is Bond. Common Bond. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1601 Your news has hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1602 Being a Blockhead for pledge week isn't as bad as I thought it would be" 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1603 I find talking to a brick wall is much more interesting. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1604 My friends call me Wally. 1.2692 0.04579 104 77 26 1
1605 I'm working on establishing healthy boundaries. Mexico paid for it. 1.2692 0.04371 104 76 28 0
1606 Yea, I get that a lot. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1607 I work in architecture. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1608 Why do I feel our relationship has hit a wall? 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
1609 I think we should see other people. You need someone who can support you and I need someone with a face. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1610 You know, talking to you is like talking to a wall! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1611 It’s impossible to get through to you. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1612 And I thought my last boyfriend was hard-headed. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1613 I'm not quite over COVID yet. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1614 I'm honestly shocked. You look JUST like your profile picture. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1615 Honey, do I have any spinach in my mortar? 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1616 I'm guessing that being a brick head you most likely support Trump. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1617 I bet there's someone in Berlin that can help you. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1618 I can smell fine. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1619 Enough about me. It's our fifth date and I still don't know your last name. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1620 So Trump DID build a wall! 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
1621 Wow, they have really perfected the algorithm on this Pink Floyd dating app" 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1622 I liked you better when your head was in the clouds. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1623 I used to be able to read you better. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1624 I feel your whole persona is just a facade 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1625 I forgot to build a mouth. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1626 I hate Kool-aid 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1627 I need to rethink this,is it me or have we hit a brick wall. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1628 …at the risk of using a cliche 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1629 Anything you want to get off your mind? 1.2680 0.04521 97 71 26 0
1630 Are you going to finish that? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1631 The wall is only in your mind, just talk to me... 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1632 Too much Minecraft. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1633 My friends keep telling me I share too much. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1634 Not sure why I even look at the profile pic anymore" 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1635 Stop it. You do that every time I bring up marriage. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1636 My boss came down on me like a ton of bricks. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1637 Pretty elaborate plan to get a free Banksy. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1638 And? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1639 So, what makes you think you’d be a good fit for this year’s production of The Three Little Pigs? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1640 My doctor is concerned. He says it's political and there's a lot of it going around. 1.2672 0.05525 116 94 13 9
1641 I always knew you were hard-headed 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1642 David, we're never going to make it unless you lose the façade 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1643 You're taking this Pink Floyd obsession too far. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1644 The third wish was that “it’s got to be a blockbuster” … I might have been scratching my head… 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1645 Talking to you is like.. like... oh, I don't know what. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1646 No. I'm fine! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1647 What wall? 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1648 You always said that talking to me was like talking to a brick wall. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1649 So, what are you looking for in a partner? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1650 I just can’t read your emotions any more. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1651 My therapist says I have a wall up. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1652 I'm thinking of painting them white, what do you think? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1653 So how did you get into architecture? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1654 No, I don’t smoke. Why do you ask? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1655 I'm sorry, but we can't see each other anymore . 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1656 Your Tinder profile did't show that. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1657 I don't think I can get over how you look 1.2661 0.05505 124 102 11 11
1658 Never again will I call a fortune teller a stupid brick head! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1659 I’m obsessed with Wordle 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1660 I should tell you, putting up a wall only makes me want to decorate it. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1661 May I have a straw, please? 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1662 Honestly Harry, sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1663 So what's Jerry Seinfeld like? 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1664 You could drink that if you had a chimney. 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
1665 Well someone wants to get laid. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1666 Um, you seem a brick short. Do you have any mortar enemies? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1667 So, What’s on your mind? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1668 Before coffee, I used to smoke like a chimney. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1669 Whadda ya MEAN I'm like talking to a brick wall...??? 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1670 Before I have that first cup of coffee, I keep hearing a Pink Floyd song in my mind's ear. Have you ever had that sort of thing? 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1671 Spray paint or poster. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1672 Fine, but why do you prefer ‘Walter’ ? 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1673 I guess I shouldn't have brought up moving in together. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1674 I thought you said you 'like' talking to a brick wall . 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1675 I’ve had so many songs written about me that they’ve all gone to my head. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1676 Like talking to a brick wall ! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1677 You don't say! Tell me more . . . 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1678 You’re a great listener. 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1679 Henry, I think you are stoned….again! 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1680 Since the pandemic l'm done with online shopping - it's back to brick and mortar for me! 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1681 O.K. We won't talk politics 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1682 Wait, what do you mean "we don't need no education"? 1.2650 0.04443 117 88 27 2
1683 You should consider accessorizing a little. Nothing crazy. A small Banksy would do. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1684 I am so sorry to hear that George… The news must of hit you like a tone of bricks. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1685 There are better metaphors you could take literally. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1686 If you really loved me, you'd graffiti my name. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1687 I feel like I’m talking to the wall! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1688 The Brickface is nice, but I thought you looked better in Stucco. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1689 I can see you were intrigued by my profile picture. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1690 You've had work done? Amazing. You have to give me the name of your mason. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1691 Leon, all you have to say is "I don't feel much like talking." 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1692 Is this a prison break? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1693 Well, diet and exercise just weren’t working for me… 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1694 I am thinking of converting to online only. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1695 And for a while there I just thought you had a thick skull. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1696 Take away the brick and I’ll bet you’re a stud. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1697 Heavy is the head that doesn't listen 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1698 Okay,now try picking my brain! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1699 This isn't as hard as I thought it would be. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1700 I can't get over your new look! 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1701 I sense there’s a wall between us lately. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1702 Dear, I am not insensative to your comments. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1703 I got out of stocks and into bricks and mortar. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1704 Why do you think I am a blockhead? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1705 I asked the genie… 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1706 So, you're smarter than you appear? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1707 My therapist says it's like Jenga, try to remove the blocks without falling apart. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1708 No! Thank you! No more constructive criticism. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1709 Hmmmm, he IS thick as a brick! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1710 Not an improvement over talking to your hand. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1711 My ex? Quite a headbanger back in the day. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1712 I used to smoke like a chimney, but now it's all about the caffeine. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1713 It's part of rebuilding my personal brand. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
1714 You look just like your pictures in the dating app 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1715 So is this your new Pink Floyd look? 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1716 Pyramus and Thisbe meet for coffee. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1717 You’re a great listener; my last date was with a hair dryer. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1718 While not very responsive, Jen felt he’d age well. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1719 How often do you tuckpoint? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1720 Let's tear down the wall and build a bridge. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1721 I left my N95 at home but I managed to grab this from the construction site across the street. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1722 I thought you were kidding when you posted your photo. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1723 Ever the optimist, Sarah was pretty confident their communication would improve over time. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1724 My last girlfriend told me I’m a terrible listener. She said talking to me is like talking to a brick wall. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1725 You said your grand parents were part of the Alamo? 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1726 I feel like you're ignoring me. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1727 No wonder you shit bricks. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1728 I feel quite confident that my position on this is rock solid 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1729 Why yes, I’m an administrator. How did you guess? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1730 Let's crash at my place. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1731 David, you're not the same wall I married. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1732 So why do they call you wall-y? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1733 Mr. Berkowitz, tear down that wall. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1734 So I hear you spent some time on the Texas border. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1735 Others have said that. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1736 I can see we have a solid foundation for a relationship. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
1737 This doesn't taste like our regular coffee. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1738 I just feel that our relationship is starting to really weigh me down. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1739 Yes, I am having trouble making a decision now. I just feel like I hit a brick wall. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1740 Well, yes, it does make you look solid. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1741 honestly, I've never thought of having any spray paint work done. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1742 It happens like this on every first date," she thought. "I've barely met the guy and I'm already wondering about that awkward good-night kiss. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1743 Ivy? Don't be ridiculous, Fern. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1744 I just never seem to get ahead. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1745 I think we all feel exposed sometimes 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1746 The best thing is, people don't expect you to smile. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1747 I have the worst headache. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1748 So why did the neighborhood kids call you Wally? 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1749 How’d you like your new barber? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1750 Now I understand why they call you Wally. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1751 I went through a big Pink Floyd phase... 1.2613 0.05682 111 91 11 9
1752 Have you had some work done since the last time I saw you? 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1753 'Did Trump's promises go to your head?' 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1754 I might as well be talking to a brick wall. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1755 So, I guess the MAGA hat do longer fits. 1.2609 0.06348 92 76 8 8
1756 Yes, I am a professional poker player. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1757 I’d give up. Talking to you is like talking to a wall 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1758 It’s so refreshing being listened to for a change. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1759 Why are you bricking up with me? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1760 You wouldn't know it, but you've got my defenses up. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1761 Honey, don't spill your coffee on your new shirt. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1762 It’s true; I have been feeling a bit walled off lately… 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1763 It’s no use Amelia, huffing and puffing won’t work this time. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1764 sometimes I get the feeling you're not paying attention to me. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1765 And suddenly it hit me: all in all, I'm just another brick in the wall. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1766 it's like talking to the wall with you... 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1767 My plastic surgeon originally trained as a mason. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1768 I think you’ve taken house sitting a little too far. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1769 What? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1770 I'm studying architecture from the inside out 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1771 'Yes, "it is like talking to a brick wall.'" 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1772 You have to stop bringing your work home with you. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1773 I’m having a terrible time with writer’s block.” 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1774 Siding was cheaper, but this is less maintenance. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1775 Ralph, talking to you is like talking to a brick wall! 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1776 We all hit a brick wall from time to time, but you can’t let it stop you. Look at me — I spilled my coffee, but I’m moving on as if nothing happened …. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1777 You shouldn’t let brick and mortar issues go to your head. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1778 Still worried about immigration ? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1779 It's not that I don't want kids. I just don't want to birth *your* kids. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1780 It’s the new CDC recommendation. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1781 Don't feel embarrassed, dear, just consider it "incognito". 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1782 Tea really loosens the mortar 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1783 Talking to you is like talki- oh why do I even bother? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1784 So tell me, have you had much success with online dating? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1785 Every time I bring this up with you, it's like I'm talking to a wall. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1786 I DO pay attention. And I don't appreciate the metaphor. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1787 Wow, talking with you is just like talking to my ex-husband! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1788 Sorry could you repeat that? I wasn't listening. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1789 I preferred the elephant in the room 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1790 To me, a good relationship definitely requires a solid foundation. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1791 It was my son's computer, and I can't figure out how to turn off this Zoom foreground. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1792 Sooooo, how long have you been a brick and mortar man? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1793 C'mon, honey, stop stonewalling me. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1794 ''Isn't this a little much just to do a blind taste test"? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1795 Honestly, the hardest part is shaving. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1796 I really like talking to you. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1797 So, how was that Santa gig? 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1798 Trying to communicate with you is like trying to talk to a brick wall!!! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1799 I may appear impenetrable but I can assure you it’s not so. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1800 Your profile said you liked Pink Floyd. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1801 Masks are so itchy” 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1802 So, my sister tells me you’re a little stubborn. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1803 My last relationship said I was closed off... 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1804 I should have listened when Cheryl said he was a total blockhead. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1805 I misunderstood when you told me to ‘get laid.’ 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1806 Changing the "p" to a "b" won't help. You're still the same _rick. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1807 It's not just the wall, John, it's all the money for building permits. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1808 I'd like to cement our relationship further. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1809 When I said you were a few bricks short of a load, I meant it figuratively. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1810 Don’t make me pull a Jericho on you! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1811 I may be as thick as a brick, but I got Wordle in 2 today. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1812 I'm Wally, and no, it's not short for Walter. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1813 it's hopeless. Every time we start a personal discussion,you put up a wall 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1814 To be honest, I actually prefer this to the metaphorical ones. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1815 I'm looking for the right metaphor... 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1816 I'm sorry, was that a brick question? 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1817 With a sigh, she thought, "Here we are again," and braved her next words. "What's your favorite color?" 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1818 Setting boundaries is important. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
1819 Why are you blocking me? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1820 Why do you carry such a weight on your shoulders? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1821 So what are you doing Christmas Eve? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1822 I’ve always had a thing for exposed brick. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1823 When I said layer, I meant cake. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1824 O.K. So you were flirting with the mason’s wife. Then what happened? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1825 She thought, "This is definitely my last speed date." 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1826 Myself, I like a down pillow. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1827 I guess that was a sensitive question. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1828 I’m sure I can do better. Which is it, the bricks or the mortar? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1829 I said blockhead not brickhead but your technique is retro perfection. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1830 I used to find the pool at the club relaxing, but lately I seem to struggle just keeping my head above water. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1831 So 'Tom Snout' in Midsummer Night's Dream. How long have you been a method actor?" 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1832 Much better than your profile picture. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1833 I wonder who wrote the algorithm for this date?” R. Weingast New York, N.Y. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1834 Are you sure you don’t have any long covid symptoms? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1835 How long have you worked at the comedy club? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1836 My therapist says that we should explore the walls I put up. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1837 The adobe one looked better on you. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1838 When I said you were a 'block head', I didn't mean ... 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1839 This is like talking to a brick wall. 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
1840 Sometimes I feel like I’m talking to a brick wall” Farzeen Firoozi, New York, New Yor 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1841 I sense your defenses are up. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1842 How's your active listening class going? 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1843 You're differnt, most guys are just trying to get laid. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1844 What makes you think something's come between us? 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1845 It appears I've hit on a brick wall. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1846 I've been like this ever since visiting Berlin many years ago 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1847 I love a fixer upper. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1848 My thesis next term is on Poe’s, The Cask of Amontillado. I wanted to get a head start. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1849 Talking to a Faux News viewer. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1850 Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1851 You know? You’re a really good listener. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1852 Bill found out the hard way why her Tinder name is Modern Day Medusa. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1853 Now you know what it's like trying to get something through your head. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1854 My favorite short story? "The Cask of the Amontillado." Why do you ask? 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1855 Listening to you, is like listening to a brick wall. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1856 How's the Masonry class going? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1857 Now you're just putting up a facade. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
1858 I really like a guy with a sold foundation. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1859 To be honest, yes, I can see why Lucy called you a Blockhead, Charlie Brown. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1860 I don't get why you think I don't listen. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1861 I need someone to help me out of my Pink Floyd phase, do you know how to tear down a wall? 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
1862 It's not bad-I just let the coffee soak in. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1863 My friends warned me you were the inscrutable type. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1864 You'll have to wait…I seem to block out everything until after my first cup. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1865 no more window to my soul 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1866 To be honest I always preferred Lego bricks. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1867 So yeah, my family is part Irish and part cobblestone. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1868 The doctor suspects it’s the flue 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1869 I don’t mean to seem afraid, but can I be sure you’re not the big bad wolf? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1870 Beats me why she'd call you a blockhead... 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1871 You know, I’m finding it hard to write myself. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1872 Your profile said you were emotionally available! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1873 I've needed to take extreme measures to break my addiction to caffeine! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1874 Touring with Pink Floyd was great, but I started to worry about becoming typecast. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1875 Thanks for treating me as normal. It's my treat. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1876 Tell me again why you were late? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1877 Is this leftover from the pandemic? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1878 I don't think you're a blockhead, Charlie. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1879 Sheesh! Trying to convince you to see a dermatologist is like, well— how do I put this? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1880 Oddly, I'm feeling a little light-headed. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1881 I used to only date siding. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1882 So, does the carpet match the drapes? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1883 So, what is it like to work on Wall Street? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1884 It seems I can’t get through to you. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1885 She would make it her mission to break him down. 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
1886 So you lied about liking to dance. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1887 My mortar says I should talk less and listen more. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
1888 Are you really a redhead? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1889 Sorry - it's hard for me to let my wall down. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
1890 I should have known not to date a Shakespearean method actor. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1891 I know what you mean, the hardest part of my day is getting up and out of bed. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1892 Thank you for listening. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1893 It was a rough initiation, but now I belong to the Brick and Mortar Society. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1894 Right. So it's not migraines. Now What? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1895 Any problems with Humpty Dumpty? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1896 It's like I am talking to a brick wall. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1897 My dad was a rolling stone; mom was a brick house. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1898 And the writer's block just goes away? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1899 So after they called you Bricky Briccardo,what did you do? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1900 When I said talking to you is like talking to a brick wall you sure took me literally. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
1901 Are you stable? 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
1902 Other than that, I'm quite approachable. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
1903 So what do you do for a living, Mason? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1904 My sinuses don't feel blocked at all. Why do you ask? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1905 So I said to myself "He has many qualities, but I'm guessing kissing is not one of them" 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1906 So, do you have any hobbies? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1907 Paper masks bother my ears 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1908 You’re a real brick 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1909 There you go, putting up walls again. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1910 You look just how I feel. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1911 But enough about me…how did you get your head? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1912 I am a brick and mortar kind of guy. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1913 Greg, you can’t just block me in real life! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1914 My last relationship ended because I was too attentive. Yours? 1.2547 0.04252 106 79 27 0
1915 The Pink Floyd years were rough. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1916 He says he has trouble getting through to me. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1917 It's just that our relationship seems to have hit a wall 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1918 But why are you so sure Trump won? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1919 I just figured if you could be a brick house, so could I. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1920 One mask led to two, two to four, yada yada yada, head's encased in bricks. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1921 I requested a table near the wall. I got all that I bargained for and more. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1922 There has always seemed like a brick wall between us. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1923 Feel free to bounce any ideas or balls off me. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1924 Your Tinder pic doesn't do you justice. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1925 Jane realized too late her date was one brick shy of a load! 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1926 Why do I always have to be the heavy? 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1927 I can never tell what’s going on in your head. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1928 I heard you're good at tennis. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1929 You always do this when you get defensive. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1930 Well, I was born in a small town right next to the Mexican border, and I’ve always thought I was part of something bigger. 1.2537 0.05046 134 110 14 10
1931 When I read your text I thought you meant idiomatically. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1932 On Match.Com you claimed you were a square, not a collection of rectangles. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1933 Home renovation 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1934 The therapy isn’t working. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1935 He'd built his argument brick by brick and now he was going to unload it on her over coffee. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1936 There's gotta be a better way to end your caffeine addiction 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1937 I am a professional poker player. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1938 How are your sessions going with Dr. Gorbachev? 1.2529 0.06584 87 73 6 8
1939 The bricks are decorative, not load-bearing 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1940 Did you know that the psyche is a social construct? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1941 I’d describe myself as stable and structured. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1942 I can see you haven't had your morning coffee yet. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
1943 It's not you,it's me: I've taken up tuckpointing. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1944 What's the simile I'm thinking of? It's on the tip of my tongue. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1945 Now people pay big money when I expose myself. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1946 I think you might be right about cutting back on the Jethro Tull... 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1947 Your stupidity is particularly blatant today. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1948 Why so defensive?” 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1949 We never communicate anymore 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1950 I just had my tuck-pointing done. What do you think? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1951 I have a lot weighing me down right now. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1952 I'm pretty sure that's not what blockchain means. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1953 I think it's the result of my repressed emotions. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1954 I can be a little stubborn sometimes, but I am multilayered. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1955 How's your new job at the comedy club? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1956 Well, the truth is, my parents were both masons 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1957 Thanks to medical tourism, I was able to get my crooked teeth, nose and eyes fixed all at once for a ridiculously low price. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1958 They say it’s another form of Long Covid! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1959 No, you cannot imagine how strong this coffee is. It makes you feel like you have a ton of bricks in your head. You'll see when you take a sip. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1960 So, how do you plan to drink that? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1961 I love conversations with my husband 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1962 Sometimes it’s hard to get through to you before your first cup of coffee. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1963 I like to put on a strong facade. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1964 Let me break it down for you. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1965 Ah, coffee! I feel like I've been hit with a ton o' bricks. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1966 I was thinking of aluminum siding but I went for the classic look instead . 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
1967 Having water in my ear is the worst! 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1968 Side effects from my flue shot. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1969 This is so much better than an e-date. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1970 Not at all! Talking to you is definitely more like drywall. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1971 Ok, now make your coffee disappear. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1972 Ugh, see what happens when you try mansplaining?! 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1973 I’m quite sure I said plastic surgery. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1974 No, not really what I expected when you said you felt walled in.. 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1975 No no, I think you have a great personality 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1976 I have heard of Writer's Block before but this is ridiculous! 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1977 I've never dated someone with such a solid foundation 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1978 People say you bury your head in the sand..that doesn’t seem like a solid argument 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1979 So this is how your brain fog looks like? 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1980 I really needed this coffee. I just feel like I've hit the wall. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1981 I think I'm beginning to get through to you. Your mortar is starting to crumble. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1982 It's temporary, for my poker tournament this weekend. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1983 You’re so blocked” 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1984 You know Larry, you can be a real brickhead sometimes. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1985 I'm auditioning for 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.'" 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1986 Actually the brick wall is more interesting. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1987 Yeah, I'm holding up. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
1988 i'm almost ready to block you. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1989 That's really fascinating, I had no idea there were so many types of grout. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1990 Lucy womdered why the dating app kept matching her with blockheads. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1991 It's so good to see you grew up, Charlie Brown. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1992 Well for starters, I just got laid. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1993 That's a lot on your shoulders. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1994 The flip side is he's too dense to mansplain. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1995 It was either this or a tattoo. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1996 I feel like you are blocking me out. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1997 This is the worst case of writer's block I've ever had. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1998 You're still a blockhead Charlie Brown. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1999 First time with CBD in my coffee and I don’t feel stoned at all. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2000 I'm glad we had this little talk. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2001 You are taking stonewalling the marriage proposal to another level. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2002 Well, at least I don’t have an emotional wall. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2003 Trying to share with you is like talking to a brick wall! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2004 Lot of good this cup of coffee will do me. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2005 Maybe… but it looks dangerous! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2006 I can't read anything on your face. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2007 You are going to be a tough to crack! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2008 It's not just your impression, you really are talking to a brick wall. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2009 So the guy says “Sir, I’m going to ask you one more time, please move away from our wall project.” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2010 You didn't have to use a visual aid. I could have figured it out eventually. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
2011 Was the coffee good? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2012 Shortly after grad school I joined the Masons. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2013 Sometimes I just feel like you're not listening 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2014 I told my biographer- let’s not whitewash it at all! 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
2015 Don't waste your time on huffing and puffing. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2016 Sorry, this isn't going to work out; your profile said brick house, not partially finished brick chimney. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2017 Ahh, I needed that. Ninety-nine bottles, I tell you... 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2018 I know you don't like that analogy, but sometimes I feel as if you're not listening to me. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2019 Obviously, our relationship has hit a wall. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2020 I just get the feeling you've been building me up in your head is all. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2021 Did I do anything embarrassing at the party last night?” 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2022 I know it’s a first date, but enough with the façade. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2023 Trying to reason with a MAGA follower. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2024 If I could just smell my coffee let alone taste it... 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2025 Well, consider what it's like talking from inside one. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2026 You look nothing like your picture on the dating app, Leonard! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2027 O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2028 You look different today somehow, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2029 So, what are your ideas for the project? 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2030 So, building on your constructive feedback, the answer is still no? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2031 My father? He's always been a bit of a blockhead. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2032 I understand that you’re bald. But wouldn’t a hat do the trick? 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2033 My hearing is perfect! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2034 "I should mention inability to get beyond surface appearances doomed my last relationship." 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2035 I was told by my shrink to block off my negative feelings about you. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2036 I don't get why my Ex always said she felt like she was talking to a brick wall. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2037 You know, Steve, you really don't know your head from a hole in the wall. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2038 It's called 'zoom foreground'. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2039 ...and that's why I am such a big Pink Floyd fan. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2040 So, Mason, you really should try harder not to bring your work home. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2041 I just get so tired of you bringing your work home with you. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2042 Was your breakup in Berlin painful? 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2043 I’m sorry. I just wanted to see what stuck. 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
2044 I think it’s unfair for you to say I’m stonewalling on our wedding plans, Jane 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2045 Okay, not the best choice of metaphors, but I still don't think you hear me. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2046 I’m looking for a bricklayer. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2047 As an overly dedicated stand-up comedian, Todd fared poorly in the dating world. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2048 I wish you had a head 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
2049 Social Media allows me to communicate with like-minded people. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
2050 I am thinking of joining the Masons 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2051 You’re closed off. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2052 I have a thing for exposed brick. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2053 I've been looking for something more stable 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2054 You’re blocking my view! 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2055 What wasn't working was sticks and straw. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2056 Well, my father is a bricklayer and my mother is a cement mixer." 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2057 Really Derek, you are turning into a real cliche 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2058 I wish you’d stop walling yourself off from me. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
2059 I swear, sometimes talking to you is like talking to a brick wall. 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
2060 I work in a comedy club, what do you do? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2061 Please tell me how you're going to drink coffee through a brick wall...or are you just stonewalling me? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2062 It's hard to have an open mind. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2063 Let's go get plastered. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2064 Your profile did say you prefer the brick and mortar experience but… 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2065 Maybe you should think about not always ordering the brick chicken. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2066 You know, these days it seems like I can’t see the forest or the trees. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2067 Cheer up! At least it's not a glass ceiling! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2068 You good? You look brickfaced. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2069 I chose to be more than just another brick in the wall. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2070 Most people call me brick head, but my last girlfriend called me something that rhymed with brick head. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2071 Most people don't admit they've been fired; I don't let it weigh me down." 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2072 No. You're not a chip off the old block. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2073 Tea really helps my blocked sinuses. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2074 ... and then I ran into a brick wall. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2075 Whenever I meet your type, I plant ivy. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
2076 I always feel as though there's a wall between us. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2077 You’re such a good listener. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2078 I'm really curious to see how a metaphor drinks coffee! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2079 The last guy I dated was a blockhead. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2080 You didn't say walled-off on your Twitter... 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2081 You've got more curb appeal than your Zillow pictures. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2082 I grew up in Germany. My father's from East Berlin, my mother's from West Berlin. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2083 Every time we try to talk about our future, you turn into a brick wall. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2084 I’m playing a background character. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2085 Are you talking to me? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2086 I have a serious case of writers block! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2087 As an introvert, I’ve decided this is the only way I can interact with society. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2088 Here we go again. I nag, you act out. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2089 You just seem so closed off these days. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2090 Have you been listening to Pink Floyd a lot lately? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2091 Yes, I should probably avoid using group photos for my profile. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2092 I try to be as transparent as possible with people. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2093 But my flue is wide open. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2094 Your ad said you wanted someone thick as a . . . 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2095 I’d like to build a solid foundation in our relationship. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2096 So you're back into Pink Floyd? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2097 Sorry, Jason, somehow I just don't see you as an influencer. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2098 I’m mighty-mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2099 Should I audition for The Wiz? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2100 Well, this punchline is dead obvious. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2101 I'm NOT brick-splaining! 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2102 Wow, he’s such a great listener 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2103 My last relationship left me feeling a little exposed. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2104 Everyone says I'm a solid guy. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2105 Sometimes I feel like just another brick in the wall. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2106 For some reason, you remind me of my first apartment. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2107 It's kinda cute that you're a little shy on a first date. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2108 I've been trying to think up a pyramid scheme but my thinking is just to concrete. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2109 Honestly Adam, I can’t believe we keep having this argument. A woman should have the right to choose! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2110 Have you talked to your therapist about it? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2111 I suppose that having your head up your chimney is better than up where you had it before. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2112 I'm just hanging around long enough to see how you drink that! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2113 I am sensing a bit of distance between us 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2114 It helps mr think more concretely. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2115 It’s the latest in agoraphobia treatments. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2116 I don't do karate. Why do you keep asking? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2117 I hope one day to know the man behind the facade. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2118 How did you know I'm against illegal immigration? 1.2469 0.04821 81 61 20 0
2119 Let me guess: Block Island 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
2120 I saw you at the Improv. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2121 It usually takes a cup or two for me to shit bricks" 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2122 The steaming hot coffee is just for show. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2123 I don’t know. I still think you’re more of a blockhead than a brick house. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
2124 Something has come between us, hasn't it? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2125 At first, I really enjoyed on line shopping, but eventually I went back to brick and mortar. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
2126 What do you mean, it's 'like' talking to a brick wall. I am a brick wall 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2127 I'm still working on myself 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
2128 You didn't mention the wall in your profile. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2129 So, what's your storey?" 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2130 You say your name is mason? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2131 Janet didn’t mention you were so ‘industrial chic’ 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2132 I feel like you have walled yourself off from me and the whole world 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2133 Your advocacy of bricks and mortar is staggering! 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2134 Don't be such a blockhead Charlie Brown! 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2135 Your passion for building the wall doesn’t square with mine for immigration rights. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2136 Hiding behind a brick wall won't solve anything! 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2137 Mmm, so I like tea and he likes coffee. I am a cat person and he adores dogs. I enjoy early morning walks and he loves watching late night tv. Yet, I feel there is something here to build on. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2138 Nothing but a good cuppa to clear your head. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2139 What do you mean you feel like you’re talking to a brick wall? 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2140 I’ve finally hit the proverbial brick wall. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2141 You’re not the first person to say I remind them of elementary school. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2142 Talking to you is like . . . the worst cliche. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2143 After this why don't you come back to my place for some amontillado? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2144 Your Tetris score is amazing! 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2145 so... I hear you like tennis? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2146 I told my therapist that it’s not just my feeling that you are like a brick wall . 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2147 What wall between us??? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2148 Sorry I'm late. It's tough catching a cab. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2149 What did your psychoanalyst say? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2150 I see a mason twice a year. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2151 Why yes, my last name is Mason. How did you guess? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2152 Did ya know, a cuppa java is good for a mental block?" 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2153 It adds an air of mystery and seems to be better than most masks. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2154 Let's just get this out of the way now: I used to work for the Trump Administration. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2155 Indeed, my super hero name is brick head 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2156 I’m an accountant, but if this goes well, I’ll be a bricklayer. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2157 Sarah mentioned you were a bit closed off. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2158 You never answer my questions! I might as well be talking to a brick wall! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2159 Embarrassed? I was mortarfied! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2160 You should floss honey 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2161 Has anyone ever told you you're a great listener? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2162 I see now why you never listen to me. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2163 I've been told I'm hard-headed 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2164 literally...really? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2165 My mother doesn't think that we're a good fit. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2166 Gawd, what is with you today? I feel like I'm talking to a person. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2167 I know I can come across as hard headed 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2168 And I thought drinking coffee through a surgical mask was tough! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2169 I really respect your grout mindset. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2170 Mind if I have a smoke? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2171 I just think our relationship is lacking a strong foundation. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2172 I’m sure you’ve heard this hundreds of times, but how does one break down your wall? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2173 It’s a nice change to listen to a wall. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2174 I don’t take for granted that you are the foundation for this relationship! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2175 You're quite right, I do have Asperger's. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2176 My bride said that I sounded better this way! 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2177 I guess our relationship has hit a brick wall. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
2178 I see your masonry success really went to your head. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2179 So Wally, tell me about yourself. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2180 Putting up a facade won’t get you out of paying the bill. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2181 All in all, you're just another brick in the wall! 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
2182 And it was at this moment I realized he was blockhead. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2183 No, I don't see many women. None, in fact. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2184 I don't know - you just seemed more vulnerable on your profile. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2185 I have a recurring nightmare where I'm chased by Banksy. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2186 I’m a vinyl siding person myself. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2187 I'm not good with talking to people, I'm sorta a wall flower 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2188 I’m saving myself for marriage. Or Banksy. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2189 Of course I can hear you. Why do you ask? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2190 Yep, he said I was his first patient since he got out of dental school 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
2191 Well, now that you mention it, you also look nothing like your online profile. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2192 I'm sorry Alexandra, but there's just no easy way to way this: starting now, I can't see you anymore. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2193 Yeah. The weather's been fine. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2194 And I was afraid you were going to stonewall me again. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2195 My father was a brick layer. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2196 I don't feel like I'm getting through. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2197 Every time we get closer to love, you block yourself off from me. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2198 That's the kind of crack I'd expect from a block head like you. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2199 I mean, everyone uses filters these days, but I was expecting Spanish tile. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2200 That's funny. I always thought it was just a metaphor. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2201 I know you're cautious, but an N95 mask would be just as safe. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2202 And then that Pink Floyd song dropped.... 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2203 Ever since you joined the Masons we've had trouble communicating. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2204 Are you listening to me, Mason? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2205 Will you debrick if we have a 2nd date? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2206 I’m Banksy. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2207 She said I was too predictable. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2208 Yes, it’s a rare disease known as Premature Brick and Mortar. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2209 So here I thought everything was back to normal after the shingles. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2210 Masonry. Why do you ask? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2211 Being Kool-Aid Man's son is great, but I want to be my own person. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2212 Well, it did take a while to put my top on. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2213 You might think I'm stonewalling, but trust me, this is quite different. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2214 I liked it better when you used to just clam up. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2215 No, I'm not desperate for a boyfriend. You're the most fascinating man I ever met. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2216 People bounce all sorts of things off me, and complain when I'm quiet. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2217 If I huffed and puffed, would it help our communication ? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2218 I'd like to bounce a few ideas off you. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2219 Hmm? Are you sure Trump said that a wall would protect us from Covid 19 ? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2220 Then it hit me like a ton of bricks, I've been wasting my life working in human resources. 1.2418 0.04513 91 69 22 0
2221 Perhaps the comedy club is hiring. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2222 He's hard to get through to, but he seems like a pretty solid guy. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2223 Hey, you sure are great — at bouncing ideas off of. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2224 For some reason, coffee doesn't sharpen my mind. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2225 I feel like there is a wall between us. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2226 I don't mind you being a stand-up comedian, but you can't keep bringing your work home with you. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2227 Very insightful of you; I do tend to be more capable of physical rather than intellectual challenges 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2228 Where do you get your hair done? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2229 My barber hates me. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2230 Lucy suddenly realized that her boyfriend was a blockhead. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2231 Literally?...OK you got me . 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2232 It’s in case someone blows smoke up my butt. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2233 I can already tell you're not like all the other guys. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2234 Define 'brick.' 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2235 Jerry Seinfeld hires me for outdoor shows. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2236 At least you're transparent about your approach to conflict. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2237 It's part of the initiation ceremony for joining the Masons. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2238 I'm protective but lack transparency. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2239 Of course you can change. It’s not like you’re set in stone! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2240 The doctor said it’s all in my head. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2241 I'd run through a...but you already know that. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2242 I know Rome wasn’t built in a day, but at least I got the ball rolling towards our new home. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2243 This is the hard place. Wait til you see the rock. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2244 Well, I really like Pink Floyd. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2245 You don’t need to be quite so literal. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2246 So you work in construction? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2247 Well, that's one way to give up caffeine. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2248 Perhaps we should change the subject. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2249 Oh, you're nothing like your simile. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2250 I started as a sounding board in highschool, but I graduated as a brickwall in College. I just love to listen. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2251 Talking to you is like talking to a 30-something man. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2252 I do like exposed brick… 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2253 What's the mortar with you, I feel that I'm being stonewalled. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2254 I'm totally into the loft look. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2255 I think I've got monkey-pox beat. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2256 People say talking to me is like talking to a brick wall. I just don't get it. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2257 You need a chimney. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2258 I liked you better as a colander. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2259 I'm glad you like my voice, but there's really much more to me. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2260 The good news is I won the lawsuit. Bad news is I’m unable to drink this coffee. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2261 I'm working on building safe boundaries in new relationships. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
2262 My beard got caught in the 3D printer while I looked for apartments with exposed brick in what I thought was a separate window. So, a computer glitch, not Covid. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2263 Wouldn't a MEGA hat be an easier way to state your views? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2264 I've been practicing focusing on the positive and blocking out the negative. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2265 It's the layered look. What do you think? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2266 I have no respect for people who hide behind beards. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2267 Mostly, I think it’s that you’re such a good listener. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2268 Sorry, I passed by a construction site earlier. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2269 Sometimes I feel like I can’t get through to you - it’s like talking to a BRICK wall! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2270 "You do blend in, trust me. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2271 You seem like the strong, silent type. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2272 I am glad you didn't let that whole amontillado thing slow you down. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2273 Hey 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2274 Hmm... Is he the one?... For sure... I bet his favourite song is also Another Brick in the Wall... 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2275 You should see the other guy’s face. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2276 This way there is no "Me and my shadow" 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
2277 Sorry, I was looking to meet a man whose head is in the clouds. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2278 Wow,this coffee is good to the last block. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2279 I just can't get through to him... 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
2280 They call it 'Amontillado Syndrome.' But I am working on it, one brick at a time." 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
2281 At least you got your head out of your ass! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2282 I see you're committed to transparency 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2283 My greatest fears? Global warning and Banksy. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2284 I don't need education and thought control, but I also don't want to be just another brick in your wall. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2285 Please, say it don't spray it. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2286 Brick! Today's Wordle is brick. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2287 Sure, it's sometimes a barrier, but I'm much more openminded than I appear. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2288 My motivation? The third little pig.” 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2289 Guess where my mouth is. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2290 And I've been working at the comedy club ever since... 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2291 Mr. Hoffa? please, call me Jimmy. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2292 So you must be Charlie Brown's dad then. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2293 I'm really liking the Third Little Pig's work. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2294 All I know is that I truly resent you calling me 'emotionally unavailable'. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2295 This is refreshing—so many guys have red flags. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2296 I’m hitting the wall, I need more coffee 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2297 I used to be a bear until I had my first cup of coffee. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2298 OK, You can play Santa this year. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2299 At last-the true meaning of stonewalled. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2300 My last boyfriend was a square. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2301 I just feel blocked,.. creatively. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2302 I think I'm an attentive partner, but my ex-wife says I'm dismissive. I don't know, maybe it's all in my head. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2303 I forgot to seal up the upper sash of the window in the den. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2304 Oh, Bob. You are so amusing. You remind me of my last date. His name was Bob, too. Do you know him? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2305 So, I understand your work in the trades. And, impressively you are the head mason. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2306 She can't draw heads. But you already know that. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2307 After so many bad dates Lisa is starting to understand what happens to men when she says she always wanted a large family. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2308 I wish you were a little more open-minded. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2309 It’s not you … it’s me. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2310 Communication issues? Nah - you can talk to me all day long. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2311 Well, your profile said you’re addicted to online shopping, but I’m a brick and mortar guy. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2312 So, how is your cutting down on coffee working? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2313 It’s so refreshing to meet someone that can actually listen. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2314 I built the wall, and I paid for it. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2315 So, what is it about your mother? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2316 When you said you work at a comedy club I assumed you were a waiter. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2317 I've got an idea I'd like to bounce off you. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2318 and then it hit me like a ton of bricks— sometimes I wall myself off from people. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2319 It really does make good neighbors- and friends! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2320 I thought some hot tea would relieve the stuffiness. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2321 Your dating profile said you were headstrong 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2322 Let me guess. You're a bricklayer. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2323 I can tell when someone just wants to get laid. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2324 I know what you’re thinking. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2325 Is there anything I can do to take some weight off your shoulders? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2326 One minute my creative juices were flowing … and then I just hit a wall. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2327 While they waited for their food to arrive, Roger revealed his plan to catch Banksy red-handed. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2328 It's a great conversation starter that also keep me grounded. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2329 Yeah. Totally. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2330 Thanks, l think you're built like a brick outhouse, too. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2331 Why can't you see we've hit a wall in our relationship? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2332 Isn't it easier to just put a mask on? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2333 Talking to you is like beating my head against …..your head! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2334 I dunno. Lately I’ve been feeling like there’s a wall between us 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2335 It’s very handsome, but I think I preferred the wood paneling. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2336 And then if hit me ... 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2337 I love a good hole-in-the-wall cafe! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2338 Are you bricking up with me? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2339 Well, I'm 34 years old, an accountant, and the vice-president of The Three Little Pigs Cosplay Society. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2340 You remind me a lot of my ex-husband. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2341 I like it, I don’t love it. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2342 If you're gonna insult me, get it right. It's a simile, not a metaphor. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2343 Unlike the other guys, if you ever need someone to listen while you bang your head against a brick wall, I'm always here for you. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2344 Don't call me a brick head. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2345 I am putting up a wall to protect my feelings in case you won’t go out with me for a second date. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2346 But subway tiles are so last year. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2347 Honestly,Jack, I might as well be talking to a brick wall! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2348 Humpty Dumpty? I haven’t heard that name in years. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2349 First rule of freemasonry is you don't talk about freemasonry. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2350 Thank you for laying out your ideas so nicely. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2351 Was your Father a Mason? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2352 I walked into it and it stuck. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2353 Steve,you have tried hard to make your point, but you are still one brick shy. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2354 Trying to talk to you is like trying to talk to a wall. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2355 Clay, is just an old family name. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2356 You think my bangs make my face blocky? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2357 That Pink Floyd obsession of yours has gone to your head. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2358 My father was a blockhead and my mother was built like a brick shit-house. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2359 You said what to our bricklayer? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2360 How long have you been feeling walled off? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2361 Well, then it hit me. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2362 At least my ex didn't take the entire house in the divorce - she left me with this memento. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2363 I think you’re taking the “build the wall” political stand a little too far 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2364 Hey Atlas one more shrug and my coffee is in my lap. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2365 You’re so dense! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2366 I'm glad to see that your heads not in the clouds. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2367 It’s like I’m talking to a wall.. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2368 Go ahead ask me anything. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2369 Who's like a brick house now? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2370 I’ve been smoking like a chimney lately. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2371 Your name is Mason Mortar? 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
2372 Can you hear me? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2373 They say it builds character. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2374 Tell me again, your thoughts on critical race theory! 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2375 You’ve certainly come in like a wrecking ball. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2376 I wonder if you’re still listening. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2377 How do you feel about deconstructionism? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2378 How about some brick face, er, breakfast? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2379 It's all this online shopping. If it weren't for that, I'd still have a job. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2380 What happened? You used to be so open. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2381 I get lost in your mortar. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2382 I would say "yes" except I have no mouth. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2383 Wouldn't listen to a word I said. It was like talking to a me. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2384 You know WHY I never I get an answer, it's because it's like talking to a wall 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2385 You have so many levels.....I just can't figure where your head is at. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2386 After their fourth date, Marsha has doubts whether Doug would ever open up to her." 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2387 At least you do not have a chip on your shoulder. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2388 What makes you think I have my guard up? 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2389 You can't be seeing someone else. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2390 I’m open to whatever. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2391 I didn't want to be accused of stonewalling you. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2392 Sure, graffiti can be a hassle, but I never have to worry about shaving. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2393 … and of late, George, you’re not the easiest person to get through to.” 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2394 And she was thinking "Hmmm I know I said I'm interested in someone who's built, but really...." 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2395 So this is what a ton feels like... 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2396 Sometimes I get the feeling you're not really listening to me. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2397 I get the feeling you're stonewalling me again. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2398 You'll have to huff and puff to really get to know me. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2399 Charlese said you were a bit of a blockhead but I'm not seeing it. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2400 You know, I do like a solid, level-headed guy. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2401 Let's call the mason and see if we can get you a trim. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2402 I see things are stacking up. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2403 Oh, it's simple really. I wrote an algorithm to scan women's frequent comments following a first date and then optimized my physical appearance to match the most common phrase... I just forgot to control for whether the feedback was positive. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2404 I feel like our relationship is finally cementing. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2405 I come from a long line of gated communities. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2406 My friends warned me you were a little thick-headed. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2407 Really, you're a Mason 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2408 Your facade is hiding something. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2409 Justine, do you think I can pull of a mantel? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2410 Until the accident, I idolized the Kool Aid man. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2411 It's like talking to a--forget it. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2412 Rene’ Magritte was my grandmother’s grandfather. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2413 I’m Rick…the “B” is silent. You see, it’s funny because my head is made out of bricks and my name is also Rick. The words are similar. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2414 Sometimes I feel like I am talking to a brick wall, literally. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2415 Honestly, this is so much better than talking to my husband. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2416 Agreed. He should not have called you a blockhead. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2417 Sheila,what would ever make you think I’m blocking my feelings about us? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2418 When did you get ... I mean, when did the laying take place? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2419 OK I get it. You're blocked right now! 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2420 Sometimes it feels like I'm talking to a ... I don't know, a stubborn ox! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2421 Do you like redheads? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2422 Sometimes I feel like I’m talking to a beautiful woman 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2423 I know the wall seems real.But my doctor say's it's only a mental block. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2424 I feel like I can bounce ideas off of you all day. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2425 Pink Floyd was a huge influence in my life. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2426 I can't help but feel your blocking me out. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2427 My dad always said that I'm a chip off the old block. That block is on 59th and Lexington. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2428 It’s no use, Barry. It’s over. Every time I mention marriage it’s like talking to a.. to a.. well, it will come to me down the road. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2429 Calling you a blockhead was not exactly a wish. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2430 You're such a great listener, Alan. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2431 I’m not blocking. You’re blocking! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2432 I see your last relationship left you a little cracked up. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2433 Can you help me find my straw? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2434 'Pink Floyd were right.' 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2435 If you like this, you should see my poker face 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2436 I'd love to bounce some ideas off you. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2437 I’ve been told that emotionally I’m a bit of a challenge, but I’m a great pickleball partner and I’m always willing to play. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2438 Do you have a chisel? Maybe you could chip a brick out where your mouth is. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2439 It makes it hard to listen but it’s safer than an n95.” 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2440 My profile picture? It's a few years old. Why? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2441 Talking to you is like talking to a person. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2442 And I think it's abundantly clear that there's serious trouble at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2443 I've heard appearing inaccessible is a real turn-on for women. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2444 I’d tell you how I feel about you but I forgot my can of spray paint. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2445 Omg she just talks and talks and talks… 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2446 He was nice, but kind of a blockhead 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2447 Wall, schmall, Allen — I think I need a break. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2448 Well, it’s my defense against coffee breath. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2449 I knew you loved her. It was written all over your face. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2450 So you worry that the internet will mean the end of brick and mortar? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2451 Maybe people are right when they say I'm dating a real cement head. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2452 I just wish it was old brick 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2453 You just never know when the Kool-Aid man might show up. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2454 I'm so happy you think I'm really getting through to you. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2455 My last girlfriend accused me of being walled off. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2456 Yes, Jane I am breaking up with you. Sometimes you talk to me like you are talking to a brick wall! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2457 Now that fashion week is over,can you just go back to adorable cinderblock you? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2458 I do feel exposed but I’m not distressed. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2459 Did anyone ever tell you you're built like a brick wall? 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2460 Don’t you just love these brick and mortar coffee shops? 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2461 I just can’t. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2462 Coffee takes the weight off my shoulders. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2463 So it all started when my teachers wouldn’t give me any pudding 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2464 I was thinking of going with a stucco finish... 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2465 I need my morning cuppa before I can face the world. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2466 Things have been piling up on me lately. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2467 It's "Walled" not "Walt"... 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2468 My cone of silence backup. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2469 OMG this wins the cliche caption contest. We want more better cartoons blockheads! 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2470 Handball players; always the funking handball players! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2471 So there I was, bashing my head into this wall over and over, and then it hit me... 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2472 So you ran into a wall you said? 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
2473 I’m really into the blockchain. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2474 But, Maggie, your dating profile said you loved Bric-a-Brac. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2475 Some might say I'm a little bit guarded. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2476 You’re my first Tinder date. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2477 It’s difficult for me to be completely open in my relationships 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2478 What? You didn’t know I’m a huge Pink Floyd fan? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2479 I don't know, I just sometimes get this feeling like there's like a wall between us. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2480 Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a... cliche. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2481 How'd the procedure go?" 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2482 People still seem to stare whenever I sip my coffee 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2483 I made the cover of Chimney Illustrated a few times. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2484 Oh Brick darling, I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2485 You think “good FENCES make good friends!…” I’m an extremist. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2486 Like talking to a brick wall;” “Built like a brick shithouse.”—anyway, it’s all good 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2487 You seem a bit defended 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2488 You had me at Jenga expert 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2489 I realize it’s only our first date, but I’ve totally exposed myself 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2490 Right now, I'm a brick wall, but I take improv classes at night. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2491 Tattoos are so yesterday. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2492 Okay, but would you rather be talking to a hedge? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2493 So... this is an awkward question but I´m sure you get it a lot nowadays... Is it a fixed rent? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2494 I knew we weren’t communicating well but this is ridiculous. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2495 Think I'm as thick as a brick? My brother is as dumb as a door knob. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2496 I knew Trump's wall would be built somewhere. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2497 Peanut's Gang Lucy and Charlie Brown (AKA "Blockhead") actually go on a date. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2498 Let me guess,I remind you of your ex. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2499 You're stonewalling me, aren't you? Extremely descriptive! 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2500 He huffed, and he puffed and then I just quit. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2501 The worst is going to a club. Comedians feel the need to stand in front of me. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2502 Are you seriously going to give the coffee more attention than me?! I can't do this anymore. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2503 I really hate it when my hair does that. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2504 I really don't want covid. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2505 Hmmm...I think I like you better this way. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2506 I’m often told I’m hard to read 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
2507 It could’ve been worse. I could’ve bricked my phone. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2508 I know it seems a little cumbersome, but it really helps me me manage. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2509 I don't think of you as a blockhead! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2510 The song Brick House? It was about my mom. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2511 Believe me, you're nothing like talking to a concrete wall 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2512 Frankly I don’t know why my ex-girlfriend left. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2513 At first I was tired of always having to get more masks, then just went from there... 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2514 They were out of facemasks 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2515 You’re just echoing what I’m saying. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2516 Should I blow your house down? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2517 I feel like he was putting up a facade 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2518 Do these bricks make me look fat? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2519 My last partner was made out of sticks and hay so at least you'll be challenge. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2520 Balenciaga Spring 2023 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2521 It's all the rage in the Metaverse!" 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2522 My doctor says I need to stop smoking. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2523 It must be hard to feel so exposed. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2524 You're just hiding behind a face ade. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2525 No matter what I do, you always see right through me. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2526 Since when does online dating require firewalls? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2527 Hi, I'm Wally. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2528 you look ten shades younger since you had that graffiti taken off. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2529 My doctor said it's best to just ignore it." 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2530 This brickfast blend is perfect. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2531 I believe a good foundation is important for any relationship, and I couldn't wait to start. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2532 Sure, but I'm the kind of brick wall you'd want to take home to meet your parents. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2533 You don't have to say it, Caroline, I've heard it before. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2534 Sorry it's a medical condition, I have no personality 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2535 I love a man with a strong jaw. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2536 Umm very interesting; my last online date had his head up his ass. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2537 Lately, you seem closed off to me. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2538 I feel like we've had this conversation before. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2539 How cliche! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2540 I'm waiting for Banksy to define you before I can move ahead with a relationship. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2541 My father was a mason. Why do you ask? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2542 It’s nice to be here — I’ve been stuck at home for so long. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2543 'Why did you pay extra for a double shot with soy milk when you clearly have no intention of drinking it?' 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2544 Well, at least you don’t interrupt. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2545 I bet you'd be great at tennis. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2546 You would get along with my mother. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2547 Coffee really helps with my writer’s block 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2548 I've been told I'm somewhat of a wallflower. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2549 Yes, I know. Thousands will submit the caption I hit a brick wall. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2550 On a first date, I don’t disclose a lot about myself either. 1.2292 0.04312 96 74 22 0
2551 Actually, I don't think I hide behind a facade... 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2552 My coach says that I need to strengthen my neck muscles. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2553 This time it feels more like Writer’s Wall. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2554 Wow,subway tile again. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2555 I would love to cement our relationship, but I have no concrete plans. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2556 Why did your parents name you blockhead? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2557 I'm not blocking you out! 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2558 When you said you were getting into Freemasonry, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2559 Feels like everyone I meet is either married, gay, or a graffiti artist. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2560 Your brick walking won’t beat my stonewalling. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2561 Keep working on yourself. Only 10 more layers to shed and there'll be a brand new you! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2562 Someone dropped a baby on my brother's head when we were little and he was never same. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2563 So, still trying to impress that attractive MAGA woman? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2564 You’ll have to excuse me. I’m due back at the border. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2565 Just allergies. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2566 I actually find it quite easy to talk to you. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2567 Insert funny caption here. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2568 It appears going back to the office is not working for you. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2569 I’m the second obstacle on the course. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2570 You don't look exactly like your photo but at least you're not a stick in the mud. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2571 I tried cutting my own hair last week, but I absolutely bricked it 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2572 I feel like I am up against a brick wall. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2573 It's really more of an emotional wall. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2574 ``If we're going to keep seeing one another, you're going to have to change that grout.'' 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2575 It’s the latest KN-100 mask. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2576 Well, Bob, I guess it's time for the jack hammer. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2577 The whole experience has certainly put me off Amontillado, I can tell you that much. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2578 True, my ex calls me a brick head 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2579 But to me you're special, not just another brick in the wall. Isn't that enough? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2580 It was either this or the cement shoes. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2581 Writer’s block, again? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2582 Are you cutting down on caffeine or are you building up to a second cup? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2583 I feel like our relationship doesn’t have a big enough foundation. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2584 Do I have something stuck in my teeth? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2585 I hear you saying you're open to feedback, but…. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2586 If you say that talking to me is like talking to a brick wall, I swear to God, Brenda... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2587 I'm tired of your incessant wailing 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2588 And then Jenny suddenly looked at James and said: " Yes James you are right, we really are just another brick in the wall". 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2589 Well, my dating profile DID say I'm good to bounce ideas off 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2590 I got it. You're thick as a brick. An apology would have sufficed. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2591 So after the Pink Floyd album cover my career really took off. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2592 Wow, he’s thinking I’m a brickhouse. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2593 I like how you're beginning to open up. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2594 Why yes I am a fan of Jethro Tull! 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2595 '"I work at a comedy club." 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2596 And then I said, "Hey teacher, leave these kids alone". 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2597 I gather that you're not a big fan of couples counseling. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2598 Could I stand in front of you? I've got some material that I'd love to workshop. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2599 Well you're more interesting than my last several dates. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
2600 I'm feeling like you don't trust me." 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2601 I'm mortified. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2602 You'll find me more a 'bricks' than 'clicks' kinda guy 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2603 Somehow I didn’t foresee this problem when I cemented my various opinions 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2604 I was wondering why you had your age listed as “pre-war”, but you seem very well-put-together. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2605 How do you know when you’ve hit a wall? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2606 I'll be honest with you Dan, your profile picture made you look more like a shiplap kind of guy 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2607 So you're a bit of a homebody. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2608 Nice masonry! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2609 I do love you, but sometimes I feel like I’m talking to a ….. …. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2610 Talking to you is like talking to a … well, it’s obvious, isn’t it? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2611 The Cask of Amontillado I recently read really got to me. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2612 I don't shop online. I am strictly brick and mortar. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2613 My mother told me that talking to you would be like talking to a brick wall. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2614 [ Hmmm, He didn’t really look this thick in his profile?! ] 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2615 have you always been this thick? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2616 Get a napkin. You have a little mortar on your mouth. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2617 I’m feeling very pressured lately. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2618 You are stonewalling again. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2619 This gives a new meaning to going on a blind date 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2620 I prefer metaphors to similes. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2621 I’m guessing I’m your first blockhead? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2622 My father was a brick layer too." 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2623 I'm guessing your thoughts are going to cost a lot more than a penny. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2624 I lost 3 inches on my waistline with this diet and yet the scale doesn't show it. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2625 You're very forward. What makes you think I'm a brick layer? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2626 Ted lives up to Charlie Brown's nickname. Or down. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2627 No, I'm ANTI-wall. It's a statement, okay? Can't you just support me? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2628 Sometimes it’s like I’m talking to a middle-aged male with you. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2629 You know, sometimes I feel like I’m talking to a wall 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2630 I see you found the place then." 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2631 Mason, I think it’s just a case of writer’s block 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2632 Think of it like breaking the fourth wall. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2633 No, I had no idea that there was a 34th level of Masonry. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2634 In retrospect, I should have thought about it more before I went around shouting "Build the wall! Build the wall! like an idiot. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2635 I see you found another brick in the wall. Well done! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2636 Based on your test scores I think that "thick as a brick" suits you Rick. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2637 OK. And what's your gut telling you? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2638 Why work so hard at being such a block head? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2639 I think we’re making head weigh. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2640 It just feels like you’re not listening. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2641 And you're so easy to talk to 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2642 I still consider this is a face to face break up 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2643 So I was born in East Berlin but my heart is in West Berlin. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2644 What are you looking for in a relationship? What are your dreams? Did you have a happy childhood? Who did you vote for in the last…Hello? HELLO?!? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2645 At least I got the cask of amontillado 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2646 Now I know why my friend said you were a blockhead! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2647 My great great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2648 How about building something less literal, like intimacy? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2649 I’m hoping you might want to move in with me. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2650 It’s refreshing to finally meet somebody who actually looks like their dating profile picture.” 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2651 I had a small part in Pink Floyd's video of "The Wall." 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2652 I know a blockbuster movie we could try. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2653 “The idea is to trick your mind into losing weight.” 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2654 No, I don’t mind that you’re a brick wall. To be honest, I’m relieved— our mutual friend showed me a picture of you and I thought she was trying to set me up with the comedian in the foreground. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2655 Daryl, why do you always put a wall between us? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2656 Let me guess 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2657 talking to you really IS like talking to a brick wall 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2658 I can see this becoming a very solid relationship! 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2659 I hate to say it but I really feel like I’m talking to a brick wall. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2660 I feel my opinion has hit a brick wall 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2661 Finally, someone who knows how to listen to a brick wall. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2662 I’d like to get to know the man behind the tough exterior. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2663 I'm sorry, but "Let's have a coffee sometime makes me think you are not very observant! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2664 Matthew, would you like a straw with that? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2665 My last date was LIKE talking to a brick wall; I think you might be the real deal...! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2666 Did you find what you are looking for?. We have dark roast on the pantry. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2667 No, I can't drink it but it warms my hands nicely. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2668 Actually, it's a facade. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2669 When they said "Build the wall!", I didn't know this is what it meant! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2670 I thought your dating App profile was referring to emotional walls. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2671 I'm an apprentice Mason 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2672 Did they at least use anesthesia? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2673 Jennifer instinctively knew now wasn’t the right time to discuss with Brian removing him from her health insurance plan. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2674 Donald Trump, who? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2675 "I'm not calling you Blockhead because I think you're stupid." 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2676 …and I’d like lots of kids, but I guess that would depend on how you tolerate the childbirth process. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2677 Sorry, but the only one I can open up to is my contractor. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2678 The 80s comedy boom was the best time of my life. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2679 A mask would work just as well, Floyd. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2680 I’m sorry. I just can’t take the echo. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2681 If you make the effort to get to know me you’ll see that I’m open minded to a fault, actually. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2682 No I don’t shit bricks. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2683 Your Mother told me you are a block head but I had no idea how bad it is! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2684 So, that's what I think. You know a lot of men might ignore my opinion, but not you. I like the quiet type. Especially someone who respects how a woman feels... 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2685 The Kool-Aid Man, you say? Mine's spiders. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2686 I am breaking my silence to let you know your mug is leaking. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2687 Your new masonry skills have gone to your head. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2688 You could be the foundation to a great relationship. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2689 My father was a bricklayer. My mother was a model. My father had the dominant genes 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2690 Your arrested development is curbing my enthusiasm. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2691 I got stoned while reading Edgar Allan Poe! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2692 Sometimes I think our relationship has hit a brick wall. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
2693 Would it have killed you to have left the brick wall home for one afternoon 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2694 Of mason men. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2695 Trying to discuss politics with an old school chum. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2696 I can hardly wait to see what happens next. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2697 Our issues have really been building. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2698 Actually, I'd say it's only about 200 pounds 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2699 How about we go back to your place and bounce a few tennis balls off my head? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2700 I just don’t get it - it’s like talking to a wall 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2701 Well,my mother was really hard headed… 1.2245 0.04236 98 76 22 0
2702 Does this mean you will not be changing your mind? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2703 Why do I feel like you built a wall and made me pay for it? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2704 I did my own research. Masks increase the risk of covid 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2705 I'm pro-choice, obviously. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2706 I just can't see where this relationship is going. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2707 All this just because I said you were hard-headed? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2708 I've always been more of a lath and plaster girl. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2709 I don’t care what he looks like, his family has a lot of money. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2710 I think it’s time we try couples therapy. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2711 That must present a number of challenges. Right now, though, I’d just like to see how you drink your coffee. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2712 I’ve lived in America for almost 33 years! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2713 Really? How do I look different than my profile picture? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2714 I liked it better when you used legos. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2715 Right now? I'm finding your defensiveness offensive. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2716 Its called bric a brac. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2717 OK, it's true I have some communication issues, but why would you say I'm putting up impenetrable barriers? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2718 Why yes,I do like Pink Floyd. Why do you ask? 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
2719 You trowel-ed me on the dating app 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2720 When your name was Ambrick, I thought it was cute. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2721 Your actions contradict your stated beliefs. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2722 Yikes! I spilled my coffee and I think my poon is on fire.. Brickface. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2723 You're being particularly defensive this morning. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2724 I like Pink Floyd too. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
2725 Try using graffiti to bring out your eyes. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2726 Early in a relationship, I like to guard against too much transparency... I'm sure you understand... 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2727 1) No one asks what became of the Beast's supportive best friend. 2) Sometimes you just know, but I still want to see engineer's report . 3) I'm for capital punishment in certain cases...like grafitti and public urination. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2728 Your attitude seems a little hard-headed 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2729 So you can't talk about the Masons at all? 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2730 You know, your Tinder photos are a little misleading. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2731 Where’s Wall-do? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2732 I'm just feeling so blocked. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2733 Why yes - I am into Minecraft! What gave it away? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2734 Do you feel emotionally blocked? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2735 What's it like talking to me? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2736 ...and don't give me that stonewall look! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2737 Susan finally gave up on trying to find a good conversationalist,and went directly for the stone-faced,hard-headed types. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2738 Are you hard!? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2739 I'm re-building my life a brick at a time. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2740 So *I'm* supposed to arrange for tuck-pointing? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2741 I don’t know why people won’t confide in you...you seem so solid to me” 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2742 I'm finding it really hard to open up 1.2234 0.04319 94 73 21 0
2743 A coffee is just a coffee for me right now. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2744 My ex used to say I'm hard to read. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2745 The writing may be on the wall for us. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2746 That's a lovely name, Mason. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2747 Do you just hold onto your coffee, or can you actually come out from behind the wall? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2748 There's so much more to you than an aloof facade. 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
2749 I kind of feel there's a wall between us. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2750 Damn, I said ‘’decaf! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2751 In conclusion, there is no Santa Claus. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1