Contest #815


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815

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Elbows on the table. Another reason I don’t like broccoli.”
  2. “On the other hand, wouldn’t it be weirder if they had ordered salad?”
  3. “I’d eat like that, too, if I had no arteries.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-08-21T22:38:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-09-04T22:40:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-08-29T22:39:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 5, 2022
Number of captions 6344
Number of responses 534542
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This place is known for serving local produce. 1.9078 0.01632 2418 900 841 677
1 Appears to be a food group . 1.9032 0.02218 1332 507 447 378
2 Elbows on the table. Another reason I don't like broccoli. 1.8849 0.01395 3433 1366 1096 971
3 Well, you did tell the waiter to serve the vegetables first." 1.8585 0.01520 2806 1136 931 739
4 Well, if I was going to spoil in a few days, I'd have steak too 1.8508 0.01904 1736 695 605 436
5 How can they be here without dressing?! 1.8404 0.01796 2043 862 645 536
6 After months of just fertilizer can you blame them? 1.8383 0.01662 2282 933 785 564
7 This is the only place around here that serves vegetables. 1.8319 0.01587 2534 1057 846 631
8 It could get really messy if we have to Heimlich the tomato. 1.8285 0.01887 1866 807 572 487
9 On the other hand, wouldn't it be weirder if they had ordered salad? 1.8278 0.01670 2230 918 778 534
10 We tried for three months to get a reservation and they just walk in, farm to table. 1.8198 0.02073 1498 641 486 371
11 I would send over a salad, but it could be someone they know. 1.8181 0.02653 918 395 295 228
12 You know it’s a good vegetarian restaurant when the vegetables eat there. 1.8143 0.01874 1917 856 561 500
13 The menu does say they serve vegetables. 1.8114 0.01582 2487 1052 852 583
14 Why do they always serve the salad first? 1.8093 0.01649 2397 1053 748 596
15 When did they start serving vegetables? 1.7990 0.01927 1731 765 549 417
16 Eat slow. I want to see what they get for dessert. 1.7982 0.01714 2027 849 738 440
17 See? Even they don't want kale at their table. 1.7937 0.01680 2268 1008 720 540
18 I didn’t know they served vegetables here. 1.7893 0.01823 1884 830 621 433
19 Turns out you aren’t what you eat. 1.7891 0.01655 2210 951 774 485
20 I have to admit... it's refreshing to see they don't eat their vegetables either 1.7881 0.01644 2166 912 801 453
21 Are they still staring? I feel like I'm in the produce aisle. 1.7879 0.02398 1056 456 368 232
22 Vegetables served separately" seems to mean something different here 1.7873 0.02018 1467 627 525 315
23 You see… even broccoli doesn’t like broccoli! 1.7851 0.01918 1717 766 554 397
24 So this is farm to table. 1.7633 0.01889 1635 716 590 329
25 See? They don't want kale at their table either. 1.7622 0.02065 1455 665 471 319
26 It must be a special occasion. Usually they just get water. 1.7567 0.02131 1340 610 446 284
27 Sorry Tom, but this burger really needs ketchup. 1.7534 0.02245 1253 588 386 279
28 Apparently you are not what you eat 1.7486 0.02031 1416 636 500 280
29 I can't keep track anymore. Are those plant-based meats or meat-based plants? 1.7478 0.02328 1118 515 370 233
30 If you think that’s bad, I saw them smoking outside earlier. 1.7476 0.02238 1276 609 380 287
31 They're being fattened up for the salad bar. 1.7473 0.02083 1393 641 463 289
32 The farm to table movement is really taking off. 1.7431 0.02190 1277 597 411 269
33 Would it kill them to eat a salad? 1.7419 0.02201 1263 591 407 265
34 I was wondering what the opposite of grass-fed beef was. 1.7412 0.02206 1283 609 397 277
35 They did say they served vegetables. 1.7403 0.02212 1182 535 419 228
36 In their defense, the alternative is cannibalism. 1.7378 0.02248 1205 566 389 250
37 Who serves tomatoes with asparagus? 1.7376 0.02240 1208 566 393 249
38 So, you STILL think GMOs are a good idea? 1.7315 0.02406 1106 542 319 245
39 This farm to table thing has gotten a bit ridiculous.” 1.7304 0.02374 1072 507 347 218
40 I'm sure they're washed, dear. This is a very nice restaurant. 1.7290 0.02316 1022 456 387 179
41 I really hope I don’t have to perform the Heimlich maneuver on the tomato. 1.7236 0.02473 977 464 319 194
42 So maybe you aren't what you eat. 1.7231 0.02899 697 327 236 134
43 I didn't know they served vegetables. 1.7188 0.02878 754 371 224 159
44 Well now I feel uncomfortable ordering the vegetarian entree. 1.7172 0.02500 916 428 319 169
45 When you invited me to dinner at a vegetarian restaurant I envisioned something different. 1.7159 0.02597 873 416 289 168
46 Must've been awkward putting ketchup on that burger. 1.7156 0.02568 879 415 299 165
47 Of course they’re eating meat. Think what being Vegan means to a vegetable. 1.7148 0.02656 838 401 275 162
48 Yeah, this is where they usually hang out after all the salad bars close at 2 a.m. 1.7115 0.02934 676 322 227 127
49 They only look cultivated. 1.7087 0.02915 824 443 178 203
50 So thats why they taste so good 1.7084 0.02680 823 398 267 158
51 You didn't expect them to eat salad, did you? 1.7049 0.02691 793 379 269 145
52 Sorry to inform you, but one's a fruit 1.6963 0.02798 721 346 248 127
53 I know this sounds weird, but I am fantasizing about everyone at that table covered in ranch. 1.6952 0.02889 702 345 226 131
54 Well, there goes the “you are what you eat” theory! 1.6841 0.03012 611 296 212 103
55 The website did say this place was farm to table… 1.6823 0.02961 620 298 221 101
56 Meat-based plants. I hear it’s the latest craze. 1.6820 0.03123 610 309 186 115
57 That's why the veggie burgers are so good now 1.6796 0.03090 593 293 197 103
58 I didn’t know they served food here 1.6781 0.03185 584 297 178 109
59 I'll have what the asparagus is having. 1.6774 0.03053 589 287 205 97
60 Vegans: always the biggest hypocrites." 1.6766 0.03298 572 300 157 115
61 I hate to see vegetables go bad. 1.6746 0.03654 461 241 129 91
62 You didn't expect them to order salad did you? 1.6704 0.03153 540 263 192 85
63 Well of course they’re not vegetarians Craig. Use your head. 1.6703 0.03626 458 238 133 87
64 It’s like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in bacon. 1.6627 0.03852 498 296 74 128
65 Look at them. They think they're so much better for everyone. 1.6598 0.03442 488 252 150 86
66 In fairness, cows are usually vegetarians. 1.6598 0.03414 482 245 156 81
67 Let's quietly cancel the salad. 1.6590 0.03343 481 239 167 75
68 They didn't get that big by eating Brussels Sprouts 1.6587 0.03392 463 229 163 71
69 Farm-to-table doesn't mean the same thing anymore 1.6527 0.03505 452 231 147 74
70 Oh look a vegeTABLE 1.6473 0.03734 431 232 119 80
71 I always wondered how plants got their protein. 1.6465 0.03518 430 217 148 65
72 Well, so much for the 'you are what you eat' adage. 1.6458 0.03536 432 220 145 67
73 You’d eat like that too if you were on tomorrow’s menu. 1.6452 0.03679 420 220 129 71
74 So that's why they call it a beefsteak tomato. 1.6436 0.03698 404 209 130 65
75 They met at a salad bar. 1.6425 0.03779 400 211 121 68
76 Would you look at that? A left-handed asparagus. 1.6413 0.03871 407 223 107 77
77 Honey, ‘How do his glasses stay on?’ is not the first question that came to mind. 1.6371 0.03863 394 213 111 70
78 Don’t look now but our salad is eating our dinner. 1.6366 0.03775 399 212 120 67
79 At least they’re not humanitarians. 1.6339 0.03830 407 223 110 74
80 Put the salad under the table and keep smiling. 1.6338 0.03691 385 197 132 56
81 Do you think they’d mind if I started with the large gazpacho? 1.6332 0.03737 379 195 128 56
82 See? It's eat or be eaten, Steven. 1.6322 0.03719 416 224 121 71
83 Call your wacko vegan sister and tell her to get over here. 1.6310 0.03999 374 206 100 68
84 Well, they're SUPPOSED to serve vegetables at all meals. 1.6263 0.03855 372 198 115 59
85 Do NOT ask if he is a fruit. 1.6254 0.03961 355 190 108 57
86 Isn't revenge a dish best served cold? 1.6247 0.04013 373 208 97 68
87 I’d eat like that too if I had no arteries 1.6236 0.04147 348 194 91 63
88 Do you understand irony now, Christopher? 1.6230 0.04287 313 171 89 53
89 Farm to table works for me 1.6210 0.03837 343 176 121 46
90 I don’t see the big dill. 1.6196 0.03955 347 185 109 53
91 Kinda makes you rethink that whole vegan thing, doesn't it? 1.6192 0.04169 344 193 89 62
92 I would chew that salad a bit more quietly. 1.6179 0.04089 335 182 99 54
93 Do they know we just ordered them? 1.6168 0.03897 334 173 116 45
94 It looks like a new twist on the farm-to-table thing. 1.6165 0.04397 279 149 88 42
95 . . . and, technically, the tomato isn’t even a vegetable. 1.6149 0.04106 322 173 100 49
96 A vegan's worst nightmare 1.6136 0.03998 352 193 102 57
97 Well, it is a beefsteak tomato after all. 1.6132 0.04266 318 177 87 54
98 I suppose we shouldn’t criticize them for not wanting to eat their own kind. 1.6126 0.04024 333 179 104 50
99 They eat like animals. 1.6109 0.04415 311 178 76 57
100 This is taking Farm to Table Too Far! 1.6102 0.04079 313 166 103 44
101 What did you expect them to order? They're not cannibals! 1.6073 0.04288 303 167 88 48
102 Well, well, well, look who's moved to the top of the food chain. 1.6060 0.04249 302 165 91 46
103 I guess it would be weird if they were eating their vegetables. 1.6058 0.04192 274 141 100 33
104 I hope they can pay or they'll end up in the kitchen 1.6045 0.05003 220 121 65 34
105 OMG! I mean, GMO! 1.6045 0.04204 311 171 92 48
106 Such crudité. 1.6040 0.04321 298 165 86 47
107 ... and that night, Tom and Kathy reconsidered their veganism. 1.6034 0.04083 295 154 104 37
108 We could save some money on sides if they join us. 1.6014 0.04399 296 167 80 49
109 They could have at least gotten dressed for the occasion. 1.6012 0.04032 321 173 103 45
110 I think it's taking farm-to-table a little too far 1.6007 0.04244 278 147 95 36
111 Shall we have them for dinner? 1.6007 0.04453 278 154 81 43
112 That’s a tough bunch, all they do is talk dirt. 1.6007 0.04301 293 161 88 44
113 ... and yet no one can explain why they are cholesterol free. 1.6007 0.04216 303 166 92 45
114 I’m gonna get steamed if they keep staring. Then the whole place will stink. 1.5993 0.04582 277 158 72 47
115 Revenge eating, I think. 1.5968 0.04240 315 178 86 51
116 See? Even they think vegetables are boring. 1.5959 0.04234 292 159 92 41
117 I told you they served vegetables 1.5957 0.04631 282 165 66 51
118 Must be a cheat day. 1.5951 0.04297 284 155 89 40
119 Well Marge, think of their alternative. 1.5942 0.04303 276 149 90 37
120 I guess it would be weird if they ordered salads" 1.5920 0.04133 299 162 97 40
121 I've heard of eating your veggies but "Eat, you're veggies" is new to me 1.5909 0.04334 286 159 85 42
122 They think they’re so fancy now that everyone’s calling them "crudité." 1.5902 0.04525 266 149 77 40
123 Let's see their reaction when I order grilled vegetables. 1.5902 0.04799 266 158 59 49
124 Crudités are misunderstood. 1.5902 0.04462 266 147 81 38
125 Big Deal--most restaurants serve vegetables 1.5894 0.04722 263 153 65 45
126 Eat fast. The table behind us just ordered salad. 1.5878 0.04549 262 147 76 39
127 Are they still staring? So rude! Asking me where I’m from and if I’m organic? Whatever, I was born and raised here! 1.5878 0.04829 262 156 58 48
128 Everyone deserves a cheat day, Robert. 1.5865 0.04401 266 146 84 36
129 I believe those are Dr. Oz's crudite friends. 1.5853 0.04952 258 157 51 50
130 Well, the ad did say they served vegetables..... 1.5853 0.04572 258 145 75 38
131 It's their cheat day 1.5852 0.04158 270 142 98 30
132 The ad in the paper said they served vegetables. 1.5840 0.04421 262 144 83 35
133 Even THEY don’t want to eat them. 1.5833 0.04759 252 146 65 41
134 Should we inform them it's all grass fed? 1.5833 0.04624 252 142 73 37
135 Apparently, not all vegetables are healthy. 1.5817 0.04674 251 143 70 38
136 I guess they're not beyond meat. 1.5816 0.04747 239 135 69 35
137 Don't look now, but those vegetarians are eyeing us hungrily. 1.5814 0.04475 258 143 80 35
138 The beefsteak tomato makes sense but what about the other two? 1.5811 0.04319 265 144 88 33
139 They’re gonna have a lot of greenhouse gas later.” 1.5808 0.04677 260 151 67 42
140 They rarely eat their own. 1.5806 0.04753 248 143 66 39
141 V.I.N.O.’s (Vegetarians in name only) 1.5800 0.04858 250 148 59 43
142 I told you, there's just no telling what's in organic vegetables. 1.5798 0.04557 257 145 75 37
143 This Farm to Table movement may have gone too far. 1.5768 0.04756 241 138 67 36
144 Farm-to-table is getting weird. 1.5766 0.04756 248 144 65 39
145 Did you expect them to order a salad? 1.5765 0.04719 255 149 65 41
146 I guess they're beefing up the vegan menu 1.5761 0.04580 243 135 76 32
147 How do they decide who to eat as a side? 1.5760 0.04446 250 137 82 31
148 I am so tired of being profiled. There is a big difference between being a vegetable and being vegetarian. 1.5744 0.04520 242 133 79 30
149 I’m having what they are. Are they having what I am? 1.5720 0.04724 236 134 69 33
150 Now I feel bad about ordering a salad 1.5714 0.04724 231 130 70 31
151 Better Call Salt. 1.5708 0.04962 233 138 57 38
152 They are just your garden variety carnivores. 1.5696 0.05040 237 144 51 42
153 You aren't what you eat, I guess. 1.5679 0.04731 243 141 66 36
154 I didn't realize until now what the name "beefsteak tomato" meant... 1.5664 0.04641 226 125 74 27
155 I’m really watching what I eat right now. 1.5622 0.04875 217 124 64 29
156 Geez, I wonder what's eating them! 1.5591 0.04995 220 130 57 33
157 Well, that is a beefsteak tomato, but the other two have no excuse. 1.5581 0.05043 215 127 56 32
158 Monsanto's way out of control. 1.5571 0.05002 210 122 59 29
159 -Hmm, I didn't know they served vegetables here... 1.5565 0.04725 239 140 65 34
160 The cow eating a salad at table three suddenly makes sense. 1.5561 0.05019 214 126 57 31
161 Who ya callin' crudites? 1.5561 0.04656 214 118 73 23
162 Well, no. For me, it’s the little arms that gross me out. 1.5531 0.04814 226 132 63 31
163 Looks like today is their cheat day. 1.5516 0.04434 252 144 77 31
164 Even Vegetables hate vegetables 1.5512 0.05192 205 123 51 31
165 Yeah, well, Groucho Marx wasn't a Marxist. 1.5512 0.05145 205 122 53 30
166 Not sure what surprises me more...that they're meat-eaters or how they got past the prep chef. 1.5460 0.05127 174 97 59 18
167 See, even the vegetables don't eat healty. 1.5446 0.04864 213 124 62 27
168 Makes sense. It is a salad bar. 1.5442 0.04693 215 122 69 24
169 Whoever said you are what you eat? 1.5438 0.04841 217 127 62 28
170 They have no hearts or arteries, Peter. They can eat all the meat they want. 1.5421 0.05412 190 116 45 29
171 Vegetarian, my ass. 1.5419 0.05373 203 127 42 34
172 You'd think we didn't have any clothes on or something" 1.5405 0.05197 185 108 54 23
173 I see no one ordered a side-salad. 1.5401 0.04927 187 105 63 19
174 The farm-to-table movement has gotten so gimmicky. 1.5393 0.04909 191 108 63 20
175 so that’s how they get veggie burgers to taste like meat 1.5393 0.05442 191 118 43 30
176 That's easy—fuck tomato, marry asparagus, kill broccoli. 1.5385 0.05404 195 121 43 31
177 Well, at least they're not eating their own. 1.5385 0.04779 182 99 68 15
178 They must be free radicals. 1.5381 0.05214 197 119 50 28
179 Is it cannibalism if they eat vegan? 1.5378 0.04837 225 135 59 31
180 So this is how veggie burgers are made? 1.5368 0.05096 190 111 56 23
181 Why would they serve vegetables in a steakhouse? 1.5368 0.04820 231 140 58 33
182 I told you broccoli had no taste! 1.5361 0.04855 194 110 64 20
183 Little do they know we are eating Beyond Meat. 1.5354 0.04993 198 116 58 24
184 How would I know, James? Maybe they identify as carnivores. 1.5351 0.05311 185 111 49 25
185 First, plant based meats. Now, meat based plants. 1.5337 0.05586 178 110 41 27
186 But do they eat fish? 1.5326 0.05222 184 109 52 23
187 Talk about farm to table! 1.5320 0.05192 203 125 48 30
188 So that's where they get all their protein. 1.5319 0.05193 188 112 52 24
189 Another thing to worry about—cholesterol in vegetables. 1.5309 0.05072 194 115 55 24
190 Don’t be judgmental, Phil. Just because you’re vegan doesn’t mean everyone else has to be. 1.5301 0.05186 183 108 53 22
191 SEE!? Even vegetables don't eat vegetables. 1.5298 0.05401 168 99 49 20
192 So that’s how they get their nutrients.” 1.5297 0.05368 185 113 46 26
193 Isn't the tall one the New Yorker food critic? 1.5287 0.05262 174 102 52 20
194 They were all so good in Quiche! 1.5287 0.05199 174 101 54 19
195 I'm told they're recovering vegetarians. 1.5281 0.05050 178 102 58 18
196 Damn, they gave me an Impossible Burger instead of hamburger! 1.5281 0.05236 178 105 52 21
197 Well I'm happy I didn't order the vegetarian entree. 1.5266 0.05571 169 103 43 23
198 We’ll look at that, they do have a place at the table” 1.5263 0.05522 171 104 44 23
199 No wonder the salad here is so expensive. 1.5241 0.05452 166 99 47 20
200 I mean, you did ask for vegetables on the side. 1.5241 0.05384 166 98 49 19
201 That's why urban free range veggies are so expensive. 1.5238 0.05269 168 98 52 18
202 Sorry which one is your ex? 1.5238 0.05661 168 104 40 24
203 Okay, what's really weird is those tiny hands. 1.5236 0.04970 191 112 58 21
204 You know what eats me? 1.5235 0.05420 170 102 47 21
205 As long as they’re grass fed I see no issue here. 1.5220 0.04869 205 122 59 24
206 Oh ! No wonder vegetables taste so good! 1.5217 0.05716 161 99 40 22
207 There goes another 50 years of research down the toilet. 1.5202 0.05413 173 105 46 22
208 Well they’re certainly not your garden variety predators. 1.5202 0.05350 173 104 48 21
209 I’ll have the beef-fed broccolini. 1.5198 0.05440 177 109 44 24
210 It’s either meat or cannibalism 1.5193 0.05348 181 111 46 24
211 Cheat day. 1.5185 0.04893 162 89 62 11
212 I think I misunderstood "farm to table." 1.5158 0.05156 190 116 50 24
213 I guess it would be creepy if they were eating vegetables 1.5155 0.05332 194 123 42 29
214 I’m thinking of canceling my salad. 1.5152 0.05410 165 99 47 19
215 Honey, would you look at that; an asparagus that wears glasses!! 1.5150 0.05304 200 128 41 31
216 So that's why they're so healthy. 1.5137 0.05361 183 114 44 25
217 When you’re a vegetable you can eat anything you want! 1.5132 0.05177 189 116 49 24
218 Well, what are they supposed to eat, dear? Each other? 1.5123 0.05053 203 126 50 27
219 Ah, veggie-tables! 1.5120 0.05249 166 98 51 17
220 Photosynthesis-deniers 1.5120 0.05454 166 101 45 20
221 Farm to Table, my ass, Carol. I’m gonna say something. 1.5120 0.05521 166 102 43 21
222 Do they know it's grass-fed? 1.5120 0.05387 166 100 47 19
223 Like I've told you, keep eating all that meat and one stroke later you're a total vegetable. 1.5116 0.05311 172 104 48 20
224 We all need a cheat day once in a while. 1.5109 0.05053 184 110 54 20
225 I think the food chain has definitely taken a turn for the worse. 1.5093 0.05368 161 96 48 17
226 That must be their last meal. 1.5090 0.05363 167 101 47 19
227 What do they expect us to eat? Other vegetables? We're not animals, for God's sake! 1.5089 0.05511 169 105 42 22
228 Hurry, the vegans are looking at us. 1.5089 0.05316 169 102 48 19
229 That must be the vege-table. 1.5088 0.05525 171 107 41 23
230 Carnivegetarians ? 1.5079 0.05839 191 132 21 38
231 Always wondered how vegetarians get enough protein in their diet.... 1.5065 0.05470 154 92 46 16
232 Not sure, but I think this might qualify as irony. 1.5065 0.05988 154 99 32 23
233 I told you this restaurant was farm-to-table. 1.5064 0.05859 156 99 35 22
234 That's why you don't see old Veggies walking around. 1.5063 0.05589 158 97 42 19
235 Aren’t those the guys from that food pyramid scheme? 1.5055 0.05384 182 115 42 25
236 It must be their cheat day. 1.5034 0.05142 147 83 54 10
237 The concierge did say this was a vegetarian restaurant. 1.5034 0.05577 147 88 44 15
238 My mind's eye sees Central Park, the Chrysler Building, and the Guggenheim Museum. 1.5034 0.06218 149 98 27 24
239 Our stalkers are here. 1.5034 0.05440 149 88 47 14
240 I guess they know what's good for them. 1.5033 0.05706 151 93 40 18
241 Why is no one addressing this issue, i'd like to see them tossed. 1.5033 0.05726 153 95 39 19
242 Good luck getting these pronouns right. 1.5032 0.05744 155 97 38 20
243 I don't know what they're steamed about! 1.5032 0.05670 155 96 40 19
244 I'm just trying to figure out if Alanis Morissette would think this is ironic. 1.5032 0.05830 157 100 35 22
245 I'm starting to think that "100% plant-based" doesn't tell the whole story. 1.5030 0.05447 169 105 43 21
246 The salad forgot to dress again 1.5026 0.04840 189 112 59 18
247 That's what happens when you mess with the food chain. 1.5000 0.05406 168 104 44 20
248 Ugh,vegetarians. 1.5000 0.06011 146 93 33 20
249 I can’t believe the broccoli asked for ketchup. 1.5000 0.05406 168 104 44 20
250 I kinda expected it from the Beefsteak tomato but I'm a bit disappointed in the others. 1.5000 0.05949 148 94 34 20
251 See I told you this restaurant was farm to table. 1.5000 0.05698 154 96 39 19
252 Well, as it turns out, they do serve vegetables. 1.5000 0.05521 166 104 41 21
253 A salad wouldn't kill them... 1.5000 0.05613 170 109 37 24
254 Huh. I thought the V8 Summit was in Geneva. 1.5000 0.05320 160 96 48 16
255 It's the veggie-table. 1.4970 0.05638 169 109 36 24
256 Well, that IS a beefsteak tomato but I don’t understand the other two??? 1.4970 0.05227 167 101 49 17
257 If the vegans could only see us now. 1.4969 0.05598 163 103 39 21
258 The ad did say they serve all kinds of food in here. 1.4969 0.05369 161 98 46 17
259 Well, that's rare. 1.4937 0.05802 158 102 34 22
260 I wonder if vegans know about this. 1.4933 0.05576 150 92 42 16
261 If only your sanctimonious vegetarian brother was here. 1.4931 0.05830 144 90 37 17
262 Well, their shelve life just got a lot shorter. 1.4928 0.05841 138 85 38 15
263 What did they think, we eat our kids? 1.4928 0.06277 138 90 28 20
264 So THAT’s why they told me that Table V-8 was already booked… 1.4913 0.05289 173 108 45 20
265 This keto diet craze has gotten out of hand 1.4908 0.05248 163 99 48 16
266 Seems weird that the broccoli asked for extra ketchup. 1.4899 0.05355 149 89 47 13
267 No, What puzzles me, is how they got a better table. 1.4895 0.06266 143 95 26 22
268 Relax, it’s our cheat day. 1.4895 0.05860 143 90 36 17
269 Our vegan friends can never know about this. 1.4894 0.05922 141 89 35 17
270 Well, at least they’re laying off carbs. 1.4892 0.05627 139 84 42 13
271 We may want to rethink what it means to be a big vegetable eater. 1.4889 0.05649 135 81 42 12
272 It must be All The Irony You Can Eat Tuesday. 1.4868 0.05677 152 96 38 18
273 You know, usually restaurants don’t take farm-to-table this literally. 1.4867 0.05734 150 95 37 18
274 I bet they're genetically modified. 1.4860 0.05452 179 117 37 25
275 I guess they don't like eating their own kind. 1.4859 0.05541 142 86 43 13
276 It said on the menu that they serve vegetables, so what’s the problem? 1.4855 0.05476 173 112 38 23
277 I wonder if they know Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. 1.4845 0.05510 161 102 40 19
278 They should be properly dressed! 1.4843 0.05417 159 99 43 17
279 What makes it even worse is how healthy they look. 1.4841 0.05467 157 98 42 17
280 Beefsteak tomato. Makes sense now. 1.4835 0.05033 182 113 50 19
281 So that’s how they get their burgers to taste like meat! 1.4830 0.05820 147 94 35 18
282 I thought they didn't serve vegetables here. 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
283 I remember when this steakhouse didn't serve fruits and vegetables 1.4830 0.05658 147 92 39 16
284 I had no idea that's what they meant by vegging out . 1.4823 0.05568 141 86 42 13
285 Do you think they know we're having their friends for dinner? 1.4820 0.06241 139 92 27 20
286 So much for the food chain. 1.4812 0.05505 133 79 44 10
287 I told you genetic modification was a bad idea. 1.4806 0.05834 129 79 38 12
288 Like I said, there really aren't enough nutrients in the soil!" 1.4804 0.06929 102 65 25 12
289 Hey guys, 2:00 o’clock: 2 hangry vegans looking our way. We might need to make a quick exit again tonight! 1.4803 0.06108 127 80 33 14
290 seems only fair 1.4795 0.05930 146 95 32 19
291 I guess it makes sense that they're not vegetarians. 1.4792 0.05828 144 92 35 17
292 Makes you think twice about eating your vegetables. 1.4779 0.05520 136 82 43 11
293 Look at them stuffing themselves. 1.4776 0.05871 134 84 36 14
294 The salad has been granted a last meal. 1.4774 0.05593 155 99 38 18
295 Look! Meat-based plants!! 1.4766 0.06271 128 83 29 16
296 Does that asparagus have glasses on? 1.4766 0.06072 128 81 33 14
297 Told you they serve vegetables here. 1.4762 0.05337 168 107 42 19
298 Meat-based plants are the new plant-based meats. 1.4762 0.05898 147 96 32 19
299 Huh, apparently you aren’t what you eat. 1.4759 0.06118 145 97 27 21
300 Must be a vegetable meat up. 1.4745 0.05776 137 86 37 14
301 Come on, squint. If we both see it, we can finally stop being vegans. 1.4733 0.06066 131 84 32 15
302 Even the salad is having the steak. I should've got the steak. 1.4730 0.05788 148 96 34 18
303 How do they eat whatever they want and stay healthy? 1.4720 0.05291 161 101 44 16
304 I'm just glad they're not humanitarians. 1.4718 0.05887 142 92 33 17
305 So many questions - let's grill them. 1.4715 0.06665 123 83 22 18
306 You're right, guys - it does taste like cauliflower! 1.4715 0.05810 123 75 38 10
307 I’ll have what they’re having with a side of them. 1.4714 0.06035 140 92 30 18
308 That’s why they have a life expectancy of only a month or two. 1.4711 0.06219 121 77 31 13
309 I understand that it's their last meal before the harvest. 1.4711 0.06107 121 76 33 12
310 Sunday is their cheat day. 1.4711 0.05993 121 75 35 11
311 I hate them. 1.4711 0.06107 121 76 33 12
312 Well, that counts for three servings of vegetables. 1.4710 0.06272 138 93 25 20
313 Giant GMOs with a taste for flesh. What could go wrong? 1.4710 0.06521 138 96 19 23
314 I guess I'm just surprised they'd meat in public. 1.4706 0.05517 136 83 42 11
315 Oh, this steakhouse does serve vegetables. 1.4697 0.06219 132 87 28 17
316 Ohhhh… he’s a beefsteak tomato. 1.4697 0.06030 132 85 32 15
317 Oh my God - MEATANS! 1.4688 0.05863 128 80 36 12
318 A broccoli, asparagus and a tomato walk into a steak restaurant… 1.4685 0.05684 143 91 37 15
319 You ordered the Mediterranean salad. This is their last meal. Let them enjoy it. 1.4683 0.06242 126 82 29 15
320 Revenge taste sweet. 1.4681 0.05564 141 88 40 13
321 Honey, this is what happens when you don’t eat your vegetables! 1.4677 0.05998 124 78 34 12
322 Probably their culture forbids cannibalism. 1.4672 0.06069 122 77 33 12
323 Where do you think they get the 'locally sourced vegetables'?" 1.4672 0.05724 122 74 39 9
324 I’m not surprised, it’s beefsteak tomato 1.4672 0.05487 137 84 42 11
325 "It's their last meal before the chop 1.4667 0.06142 120 76 32 12
326 Amateurs. Everyone knows you can't have a good steak without potato..... 1.4667 0.05341 135 81 45 9
327 The place hasn't been the same since the dish ran away with the spoon. 1.4667 0.06255 120 77 30 13
328 I guess I just assumed they'd be vegan. 1.4662 0.06089 133 87 30 16
329 See what happens when you don’t have roots. 1.4662 0.05802 133 84 36 13
330 They were so convincing in the vegan workshop this morning. 1.4651 0.06230 129 85 28 16
331 I don't suppose they ordered any sides. 1.4650 0.05154 157 97 47 13
332 So I guess you really AREN'T what you eat 1.4646 0.06204 127 83 29 15
333 Well, it's only fair. 1.4640 0.06069 125 80 32 13
334 Revenge is a dish best served medium rare, apparently. 1.4640 0.06380 125 83 26 16
335 Why didn't they order any sides? 1.4638 0.06099 138 92 28 18
336 Actually, the sign out front does say this is a salad bar. 1.4636 0.05851 151 101 30 20
337 Wow. You become what you DON'T eat. 1.4634 0.06354 123 81 27 15
338 At some point, everyone tries Atkins. 1.4634 0.06031 123 78 33 12
339 They’re protein-based plants 1.4634 0.06141 123 79 31 13
340 This is not how 'Farm to Table' was explained to me! 1.4627 0.06236 134 90 26 18
341 Savages! 1.4626 0.06276 147 103 20 24
342 Et tu, crudite? 1.4622 0.06404 119 78 27 14
343 Well, if you ever needed proof that a vegan diet doesn't give you enough protein ... 1.4621 0.05708 145 94 35 16
344 Getting even I suspect. 1.4615 0.06013 117 73 34 10
345 Those Fruit of the Loom commercials must pay pretty well that they can afford to eat here. 1.4615 0.06192 130 86 28 16
346 Hmm. Farm-to-Table-to-Farm? 1.4604 0.05710 139 89 36 14
347 Send a bottle of ketchup to their table. 1.4602 0.05627 113 67 40 6
348 I refuse to let those damned vegetarians ruin my meal! 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
349 When GMO goes off the rails. 1.4583 0.06362 120 79 27 14
350 All of a sudden I'm not in the mood for carrot cake. 1.4569 0.05922 116 72 35 9
351 They asked not to sit near the salad bar. 1.4565 0.05738 138 89 35 14
352 VINO...vegetables in name only 1.4560 0.06065 125 81 31 13
353 That beefsteak tomato is clearly a bad influence. 1.4553 0.06136 123 80 30 13
354 I'm not judging. 1.4545 0.05984 121 77 33 11
355 You can't compare them to apples and oranges. 1.4545 0.06539 110 72 26 12
356 There grows the neighborhood. 1.4545 0.06145 110 69 32 9
357 No way they reserved under their real names. 1.4538 0.05993 130 85 31 14
358 They aren’t what they eat. 1.4538 0.06509 119 80 24 15
359 Vegan-Shmigan I'll have what they're having! 1.4533 0.05643 150 99 34 17
360 I dare you to ask him if there’s ketchup on that burger. 1.4532 0.05886 139 92 31 16
361 I've heard of grass-fed beef, but beef-fed grass? 1.4531 0.05640 128 80 38 10
362 I thought 'beefsteak tomato' was just a figure of speech. 1.4530 0.05628 117 71 39 7
363 Maybe cholesterol isn't a problem for them? 1.4524 0.04836 168 104 52 12
364 Do vegans know about this? 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
365 This must be one of those farm-to-table places. 1.4524 0.06132 126 83 29 14
366 A tomato, a broccoli and the Chrysler Building, walk into a restaurant. 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
367 What happened to the ‘no shirts, no shoes, no service’ rule? And the broccoli guy seriously needs shorts. 1.4522 0.06206 115 74 30 11
368 Honey, how else do you think they get their protein? 1.4519 0.05435 135 84 41 10
369 I’d always thought vegetables were healthy. 1.4516 0.05414 124 75 42 7
370 I always wondered how Vegetarians got their protein. 1.4516 0.06204 124 82 28 14
371 Is that what they mean when they talk about the importance of eating vegetables? 1.4508 0.06491 122 83 23 16
372 They must have ordered the Soylent Green. 1.4505 0.06103 111 70 32 9
373 Whatever happened to "No shirt. No shoes. No service."? 1.4500 0.05899 120 76 34 10
374 Apparently, revenge is a dish best served medium rare. 1.4500 0.06245 120 79 28 13
375 That explains why vegetables are now so expensive. 1.4497 0.05589 149 98 35 16
376 Looks like they’ve realized it’s an “eat or be eaten world.” 1.4496 0.05499 129 80 40 9
377 Did you notice that none of them ordered a salad? 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
378 What else would they be eating? 1.4495 0.06181 109 69 31 9
379 I thought "veggie options" meant something else. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
380 Sorta makes you rethink the whole "Beyond Meat" thing, doesn't it? 1.4485 0.05699 136 88 35 13
381 I guess they were tired of photosynthesizing. 1.4483 0.06164 116 75 30 11
382 Never you mind them, dear....your tofu chop is getting cold. 1.4480 0.06165 125 83 28 14
383 Well, now I feel better. 1.4474 0.06242 114 74 29 11
384 They're are what are known as "Flexitarians" 1.4472 0.05796 123 78 35 10
385 I didn't know members of Congress ate here. 1.4472 0.06131 123 81 29 13
386 A hamburger a day keeps the vegans away 1.4472 0.06239 123 82 27 14
387 Don’t look now, but the barbarians behind us are sharing a raw slaughtered tomato salad …with gusto. 1.4470 0.06114 132 89 27 16
388 The one on the left, I haven’t seen herbivore… 1.4464 0.06321 112 73 28 11
389 Their agenda is clear- more hunting, less gathering. 1.4463 0.05979 121 78 32 11
390 I'm surprised they didn't ask for water. 1.4454 0.05686 119 74 37 8
391 Maybe it’s their cheat day. 1.4454 0.06050 119 77 31 11
392 We should skip the salad. 1.4453 0.05743 128 82 35 11
393 They believe photosynthesis is a hoax. 1.4444 0.06474 117 79 24 14
394 You never really know what's in a veggie burger, do you? 1.4444 0.05697 126 80 36 10
395 My oh my! This plant-based burger tastes like Marty. I'm gonna need more ketchup. 1.4444 0.06229 126 85 26 15
396 I guess they needed the protein 1.4444 0.06217 108 69 30 9
397 They may be healthy but they don't look happy. 1.4444 0.06022 126 83 30 13
398 See dear, we aren't what we eat. 1.4444 0.05318 153 99 40 14
399 Ah, the circle of life. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
400 I thought that the meds would have worn off by now. 1.4435 0.06199 124 83 27 14
401 Don't judge them! It's their cheat meal. 1.4435 0.05645 124 78 37 9
402 Meagans 1.4435 0.06441 115 77 25 13
403 That's why I'm called a beefsteak tomato! 1.4435 0.06558 115 78 23 14
404 Vegetarian food critics, I think. 1.4435 0.05686 115 71 37 7
405 That explains the tractors in the parking lot. 1.4435 0.06199 115 75 29 11
406 So if we eat them after they're finished are we still vegans? 1.4434 0.06440 106 69 27 10
407 I guess we aren’t what we eat 1.4427 0.06240 131 90 24 17
408 I don't know what creeps me out more: them eating meat or them having teeth. 1.4423 0.06670 104 69 24 11
409 They get their health care at a GMO 1.4417 0.06239 120 80 27 13
410 Now I believe in karma. 1.4414 0.06611 111 75 23 13
411 I'm so sick of this meat-based plants trend. 1.4414 0.06359 111 73 27 11
412 They have to eat seven types of meat a day apparently. 1.4414 0.06096 111 71 31 9
413 Relax, it’s a nothing-burger. 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
414 These millennial vegetables -- they think they're going to be fresh and crisp forever. 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
415 See, sometimes you aren't what you eat. Another thing your mother was wrong about. 1.4404 0.06443 109 72 26 11
416 How can we eat them if they're just like us? 1.4404 0.06173 109 70 30 9
417 Just because we’re vegetables, doesn’t make us vegetarian 1.4404 0.06950 109 76 18 15
418 I'm telling you, these GMOs are getting out of control 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
419 So, this is how I die. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
420 So this is what they meant by farm to table. 1.4400 0.06054 125 83 29 13
421 Even vegetables don't like vegetables. 1.4397 0.05909 116 74 33 9
422 I always wondered why they were called beefsteak tomatoes. 1.4397 0.06034 116 75 31 10
423 The place advertises three servings of vegetables nightly . 1.4393 0.06663 107 72 23 12
424 I'm now rather less inclined to become a vegan. 1.4390 0.05903 123 80 32 11
425 Wonder how much the asparagus tips? 1.4386 0.06829 114 80 18 16
426 The latest farm-to-table trend… beef-fed vegetables? 1.4386 0.06109 114 74 30 10
427 would it be rude, to order the vegetable plate? 1.4385 0.06081 130 88 27 15
428 See! Vegetables aren’t boring 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
429 Wait! So you aren’t what you eat? 1.4370 0.06387 119 81 24 14
430 I'd bet they've had it with being symbols of virtuous eating. 1.4365 0.05690 126 81 35 10
431 I heard it’s called ‘Revenge Eating’ 1.4365 0.05800 126 82 33 11
432 I thought you said they didn't serve vegetables here! 1.4359 0.06353 117 79 25 13
433 I'm stunned. Last week they both hated broccoli. 1.4356 0.06953 101 69 20 12
434 It’s obvious that they weren’t raised organically. 1.4352 0.06209 108 70 29 9
435 Moreover, they ordered the burger "Hold the tomato, lettuce, onion, AND pickles." 1.4348 0.06067 115 75 30 10
436 She’s staring at me but I’ve never seen herbivore. 1.4348 0.05810 115 73 34 8
437 The veggies here are beef-fed. 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
438 Well, they don't appear to be vegetarians. 1.4344 0.05458 122 76 39 7
439 No,the asparagus is having the rib-eye. 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
440 No shoes, no shirt, no service apparently doesn’t apply to everyone. 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
441 I'm surprised they like broccoli enough to have dinner with it. 1.4341 0.06211 129 89 24 16
442 How rude - who puts elbows on the table at a place like this? 1.4340 0.06838 106 73 20 13
443 Raw talent all around… 1.4340 0.06290 106 69 28 9
444 Hey Red, got any ketchup? 1.4327 0.06375 104 68 27 9
445 "And yet, their cholesterol levels stay so low" 1.4324 0.06087 111 72 30 9
446 Okay, I understand the beefsteak tomato's order, but I'm truly shocked to see what the other antioxidants chose. 1.4324 0.06478 111 75 24 12
447 Just ignore them; wouldn't you be shocked if your steak sat at the table next to us? 1.4324 0.06604 111 76 22 13
448 Do you think they get the irony of this? 1.4322 0.06309 118 80 25 13
449 I was expecting a Priest, and a Rabbi, and an Imam 1.4300 0.06705 100 67 23 10
450 Why would an asparagus stalk be wearing glasses? 1.4300 0.06854 100 68 21 11
451 I had a brief fling with the tall, skinny one years ago. Couldn't get over the pee smell. 1.4299 0.06384 107 71 26 10
452 Rumor has it they were raised on a farm. 1.4299 0.06101 107 69 30 8
453 The next time I say I hate vegetables, remember this moment. 1.4298 0.05840 114 73 33 8
454 Now there's something I never thought I'd see, a stalk of asparagus wearing eyeglasses. 1.4298 0.06621 121 86 18 17
455 They've lost their veginity. 1.4286 0.06956 98 67 20 11
456 Meat is so much better than us. 1.4286 0.06956 98 67 20 11
457 Makes you wonder what's really in our vegetables. 1.4286 0.06379 119 82 23 14
458 I always wondered how vegetables got their protein. 1.4286 0.06177 112 74 28 10
459 It's called farm to table. 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
460 If anyone asks, we’re pro-choice.” 1.4286 0.06487 98 64 26 8
461 Man, everyone's going paleo. 1.4286 0.06803 98 66 22 10
462 We don’t eat our own kind ! 1.4274 0.06227 117 79 26 12
463 Are those people eating vegetables? Ugh. Animals.” 1.4273 0.06387 110 74 25 11
464 What’s their beef? 1.4273 0.05842 110 70 33 7
465 It does make me feel guilty to see them when they’re alive. Perhaps I will switch to Impossible Salads. 1.4273 0.06121 110 72 29 9
466 Just goes to show Republicans aren’t the only ones lying! 1.4272 0.06413 103 68 26 9
467 Well, you don't see that everyday. Their food arrived before their drinks did. 1.4261 0.05801 115 74 33 8
468 Why do we always have to sit at the oxymoron table? 1.4261 0.06425 115 79 23 13
469 Why did I get the veggie burger? 1.4259 0.06472 108 73 24 11
470 So much for never eating anything with a face. 1.4259 0.06605 108 74 22 12
471 Now I understand why the vegetables at this place are so tasty. 1.4259 0.06199 108 71 28 9
472 That gives a whole new meaning to, “You are what you eat”! 1.4257 0.06347 101 66 27 8
473 Huh. I guess you aren't what you eat. 1.4257 0.06652 101 68 23 10
474 It's the dirty little secret of growing spectacular vegetables that nobody talks about. 1.4257 0.06347 101 66 27 8
475 It must be a beefsteak tomato. 1.4255 0.06326 94 60 28 6
476 I guess sometimes revenge is a dish best served medium-rare? 1.4255 0.06326 94 60 28 6
477 How do they think we keep such great color? 1.4250 0.06224 120 82 25 13
478 I wonder if they know it's plant-based meat? 1.4248 0.06003 113 74 30 9
479 Farm-to-table sounded a lot better on paper. 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
480 I wonder if they started with a salad? 1.4245 0.06135 106 69 29 8
481 'That's exactly why I don't talk to my plants.' 1.4242 0.06436 99 65 26 8
482 The review did say it was a vegan hangout. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
483 So that's what happens when Vegetables go bad. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
484 Tell me again why we are having tofu... 1.4234 0.06211 111 74 27 10
485 Look, I have nothing against vegetables, but they should stick to eating their own kind. 1.4231 0.06790 104 72 20 12
486 What's their problem? It's not like we're eating people. 1.4231 0.06651 104 71 22 11
487 We’ll, I guess otherwise they’d be cannibals… 1.4231 0.06364 104 69 26 9
488 I mean, I hope it’s beef 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
489 This is worse than the lobsters in tanks. 1.4227 0.06689 97 65 23 9
490 The chef promises a last meal of choice to all of her ingredients. 1.4227 0.06848 97 66 21 10
491 So, sad! It looks like Mr. Potato Head wasn't invited. 1.4227 0.06360 97 63 27 7
492 Just look at them! They're not eating their vegetables. 1.4220 0.06015 109 71 30 8
493 Honey, is that asparagus spear wearing glasses? 1.4219 0.06619 128 94 14 20
494 Must be flexitarians. 1.4216 0.06600 102 69 23 10
495 Would it kill them to eat a vegetable? 1.4215 0.06070 121 82 27 12
496 You think they realize what "Beyond Meat" is made of? 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
497 I guess everyone's on a paleo diet these days 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
498 Don't stare, dear; at least they're not cannibals 1.4206 0.05944 107 69 31 7
499 This farm-to-table thing has gotten out of hand. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
500 I gotta admit, this is a lot better than fertilizer! 1.4200 0.06694 100 68 22 10
501 Now I understand the "We Serve Organic Vegetables" sign. 1.4200 0.06060 100 64 30 6
502 I always said broccoli has no taste. 1.4196 0.05762 112 72 33 7
503 Who knew they had teeth 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
504 I always look forward to Cheat Day. 1.4194 0.06177 93 59 29 5
505 My guess is they're posing for a New Yorker cartoon about something pretentious. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
506 I thought I tasted meat in my pasta primavera. 1.4194 0.06363 93 60 27 6
507 I suppose technically artichokes are the only ones who have to worry about heart problems. 1.4194 0.07060 93 64 19 10
508 Thank god the kids aren’t here to see this. 1.4190 0.06316 105 70 26 9
509 For god's sake, Irving, they're not cannibals... 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
510 I wouldn’t order the gazpacho 1.4182 0.06881 110 79 16 15
511 When the review said vegan restaurant, I thought they were talking about the food. 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
512 I am shocked. I just assumed they would be vegetarians. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
513 I'll never look at plant-based meat the same way... 1.4179 0.05734 134 91 30 13
514 I knew these costumes would freak everyone out. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
515 Isn't that ironic. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
516 Finally, some real food 1.4174 0.06534 115 81 20 14
517 Well I guess we’d better start asking whether the broccoli is grass-fed too. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
518 Why not ? Cows eat salad. 1.4173 0.05962 127 87 27 13
519 You're the one who insisted on a vegetarian restaurant. 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
520 People are so judgmental… 1.4167 0.06732 96 65 22 9
521 It's a table-to-farm restaurant 1.4167 0.05986 120 81 28 11
522 Shouldn't they know better? 1.4167 0.06732 96 65 22 9
523 A broccoli, an asparagus and a tomato walk into a steak house. 1.4167 0.06893 96 66 20 10
524 Don't they know they're shortening their shelf lives? 1.4167 0.06893 96 66 20 10
525 Maybe I'll tell the waiter to hold the salad. 1.4167 0.05861 96 60 32 4
526 To be fair, I can see why they didn’t order vegetables. 1.4167 0.06047 108 71 29 8
527 What did they think? That we would be cannibals? 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
528 A veggie table meating. 1.4159 0.05859 113 74 31 8
529 It's the latest in farm to table. 1.4159 0.06251 113 77 25 11
530 GMOs are getting out of hand 1.4158 0.06489 101 68 24 9
531 It's much harder to eat them when they have faces. 1.4158 0.06932 101 71 18 12
532 Harold, eat your veggies. Now, before they see us. 1.4158 0.06335 101 67 26 8
533 I thought they were vegetarians! 1.4157 0.06552 89 58 25 6
534 I wonder which wine goes with a complete disconnect. 1.4157 0.07112 89 61 19 9
535 Au contraire. You are NOT what you eat. 1.4157 0.06744 89 59 23 7
536 Screw this veggie shit, beef is where it's at boys 1.4154 0.05960 130 90 26 14
537 They did say it was farm-to-table. 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
538 Paleo has really caught on 1.4153 0.06057 118 80 27 11
539 If they ordered anything else they'd be cannibals. 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
540 I heard this restaurant was farm to table but I never expected this. 1.4146 0.06316 123 87 21 15
541 Hey Tomato. Do you mind if I ask the waiter for some ketchup? 1.4146 0.05647 123 81 33 9
542 Can you blame them?" 1.4141 0.06736 99 68 21 10
543 You think he put ketchup on that burger? 1.4141 0.06581 99 67 23 9
544 Mediterranean burnout? 1.4141 0.06736 99 68 21 10
545 I thought the nutritional advice was to eat your vegetables, not watch your vegetables eat. 1.4138 0.06370 116 81 22 13
546 I'll have them and what they are eating. 1.4135 0.06497 104 71 23 10
547 Carnivores. Who knew? 1.4132 0.05946 121 82 28 11
548 That is so weird. They didn’t order any wine with dinner. 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
549 Well, they did say they serve vegetables. 1.4128 0.06414 109 75 23 11
550 When I heard them order GMO-free meat, I almost choked on my wine. 1.4124 0.06676 97 66 22 9
551 I think this farm to table craze has gone too far." 1.4124 0.06346 97 64 26 7
552 I’m happy to see they aren’t cannibals 1.4124 0.06513 97 65 24 8
553 Wait that’s how vegetables get their protein?! 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
554 Did you see how much salt they used! 1.4118 0.06733 102 71 20 11
555 What the hell? You can’t get healthier than that bunch, and they’re eating meat! I’m done being a vegan. 1.4118 0.06133 119 82 25 12
556 Apparently, some vegetables are higher in protein than others 1.4118 0.06438 102 69 24 9
557 They probably think we’re the weird ones. 1.4112 0.05932 107 70 30 7
558 I guess they really do serve food here. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
559 Life was much better before meat-based plant diets. 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
560 And I used to think vegetables were good for us. 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
561 What, do they assume we’d be cannibals? 1.4107 0.06412 112 78 22 12
562 On second thought, I'll skip the vegetable medley. 1.4105 0.06260 95 62 27 6
563 They didn't get any bread either. 1.4105 0.06938 95 66 19 10
564 I recognize them from Veggie Tales. Don't stare. 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
565 See, even they won’t eat their vegetables. 1.4100 0.06681 100 69 21 10
566 They warned us they serve vegetables 1.4100 0.06528 100 68 23 9
567 They must not realize it is grass fed. 1.4098 0.06132 122 85 24 13
568 Salad’s a bit underdressed 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
569 Their shrink is going to have a field day. 1.4095 0.06157 105 70 27 8
570 Looks like Beefeater Tomato and his buddies are back on the Paleo diet again. 1.4095 0.06860 105 75 17 13
571 I shoulda known when I saw the sign “We Serve Vegetables” 1.4091 0.06977 88 60 20 8
572 I bet they never order salad. 1.4091 0.07162 88 61 18 9
573 Look, Henry, that must be the latest dietary trend : Free Range-Vegan 1.4091 0.06788 88 59 22 7
574 I knew they would rebel one day. 1.4091 0.05818 110 72 31 7
575 I guess they do serve heirloom vegetables. 1.4086 0.06878 93 64 20 9
576 I regret ordering the salad now... 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
577 Too bad Kale couldn’t make it tonight. 1.4082 0.06778 98 68 20 10
578 I’ve heard of grass fed beef. … But meat fed vegetables ? 1.4078 0.06388 103 70 24 9
579 Well, there goes that old saying, "You are what you eat." 1.4078 0.06388 103 70 24 9
580 "Heirlooms or gmo's? Either way, they're taking farm to table way too literally." 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
581 Alice, when you think about it, it does make sense. They're not cannibals! 1.4071 0.05571 113 73 34 6
582 In all fairness, if they ate healthy, they'd be cannibals. 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
583 These people taste great! 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
584 What happens in the steakhouse, stays in the steakhouse. 1.4070 0.06895 86 58 21 7
585 Wow, this place takes it's from farm to table motto seriously. 1.4070 0.07648 86 62 13 11
586 Well, it’s not like they can eat their own. 1.4066 0.06246 91 59 27 5
587 'Grass-fed-beef-fed' produce the best " 1.4066 0.06246 91 59 27 5
588 Food pyramid be damned, daddy needs beef! 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
589 I bet it was the beefsteak tomato who started this. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
590 Don't blame them. Imagine eating nothing but carbon dioxide and water day after day. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
591 I guess even vegetables can get tired of vegetables. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
592 They used to be vegans, but it was self-defeating 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
593 Something tells me that’s not plant-based meat… 1.4057 0.06398 106 73 23 10
594 Honestly, did they really think we would eat our own kind? 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
595 Don’t stare, but I think they’re eating Fred. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
596 Have you noticed, they never invite kale. 1.4043 0.06984 94 66 18 10
597 Vegetables stuffed with meat 1.4043 0.06295 94 62 26 6
598 Wow! Meat tastes great! No wonder they push us to the side of the plate! 1.4043 0.06474 94 63 24 7
599 This could get ugly. I just ordered gazpacho. 1.4043 0.06295 94 62 26 6
600 It’s not their fault. They were raised by GMOs. 1.4043 0.06110 94 61 28 5
601 They've been granted a last meal. 1.4040 0.06408 99 67 24 8
602 This is the first time I feel guilty for ordering a salad 1.4040 0.06874 99 70 18 11
603 We all got problems, Mike- I can’t get rid of this 70’s afro. 1.4040 0.06567 99 68 22 9
604 They DO serve food here! 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
605 If they look over at us, run for the exits. 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
606 How DO they make the meat taste so much like veggies? 1.4035 0.06195 114 79 24 11
607 We just got our Aug 15 magazine,and we have a different cartoon in it. The one showing as last week’s is from two weeks ago. August 8. If your circulation is going to be that slow you should change your deadline 1.4022 0.07093 92 65 17 10
608 I guess revenge is a dish best served medium rare. 1.4022 0.06923 92 64 19 9
609 Good veggies gone bad! 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
610 Farm to table is getting out of hand. 1.4022 0.06748 92 63 21 8
611 I guess that where ‘beefsteak’ tomato comes from…? 1.4022 0.06748 92 63 21 8
612 They did say it was a whole foods restaurant. 1.4022 0.06923 92 64 19 9
613 Ugh, I can't stand carnivores. 1.4021 0.06159 97 64 27 6
614 Why are they staring? We were told this was a vegetarian restaurant. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
615 When salad goes bad. 1.4021 0.07129 97 70 15 12
616 ‘Great. More vegan hipsters.’ 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
617 Vegan cheat day 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
618 Just because we’re vegetables doesn’t mean we’re vegan. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
619 When you finally realize that your vegetables have gone bad. 1.4020 0.06574 102 71 21 10
620 Who let the vegetables into Mar-A-Lardo? 1.4019 0.06486 107 75 21 11
621 Yeah, cauliflower got too popular to hang with us anymore. 1.4019 0.06753 107 77 17 13
622 Apparently the vegetables have gone bad." 1.4019 0.06753 107 77 17 13
623 And that right there is why I won't eat GMOs. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
624 When vegetables go bad. 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
625 Teenagers. Always with the elbows on the table. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
626 Now those are GMOs 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
627 They’re gonna need all that protein to make a run for it. The busboy’s refilling the salad bar. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
628 Let them stare. Of course we eat meat! We’re not cannibals. 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
629 Who the side now big guy! 1.4000 0.06736 85 57 22 6
630 Well, that blows the whole "you are what you eat" thing out of the water. 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
631 It appears Mother Earth is evening the score. 1.4000 0.06923 95 67 18 10
632 I have to admit these genetically modified vegetables are starting to worry me a bit. 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
633 What’s eating them? 1.4000 0.07083 95 68 16 11
634 This is so good! I’ll never understand why vegans prefer us to meat. 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
635 I always suspected that we aren’t always what we eat. 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
636 I was always skeptical of that photosynthesis thing. 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
637 You should see what the Venus flytrap orders. 1.4000 0.06923 95 67 18 10
638 Idk babe I can’t tell from the accents but I think the stickers say they’re from Chile. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
639 I think Monsanto took it one step too far 1.4000 0.06816 100 71 18 11
640 Most steakhouses don’t serve vegetables. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
641 You'd think photosynthesis would be enough for them! 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
642 It´s not a pretty sight when fruit and vegetables go bad. 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
643 Farm to Table isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be. 1.3981 0.06570 108 77 19 12
644 Honey, I suggest we stay away from the vegetarian entree tonight. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
645 Eat up boys. It's payback time. 1.3981 0.06374 103 71 23 9
646 I suppose they’re still in their salad days. 1.3981 0.05577 103 66 33 4
647 "Why do THEY get to eat meat?" 1.3980 0.06917 98 70 17 11
648 Well I guess we can't expect them to go vegan. 1.3980 0.06109 98 65 27 6
649 That’s right, lady....we’re carnivores....what’d you think - we were cannibals 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
650 What vegetarians really eat 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
651 You know what I find surprising and unusual? He ordered that hamburger with ketchup, mustard, pickles and onions. 1.3976 0.06400 83 54 25 4
652 They should have a nice red wine with that. 1.3976 0.06626 83 55 23 5
653 Well, I guess that's why organic vegetables are so expensive. 1.3976 0.07055 83 57 19 7
654 Wow, the vegan diet looks really good. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
655 "Crudité reimagined. 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
656 Actually, it's helpful. Now I can tell my kids if they don't eat their veggies, their veggies might eat them. 1.3962 0.06793 106 77 16 13
657 Sort of blows that whole" your are what you eat thing" out the window. 1.3962 0.06384 106 74 22 10
658 Circle of life, people. Circle of life. 1.3960 0.06461 101 70 22 9
659 So you see, George, we ARE getting our protein when we eat our vegetables... 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
660 I just don't think a hamburger and broccoli would go together very well. 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
661 I can't wait to see what they order for dessert. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
662 Joe, don't stare. It's their cheat day. 1.3956 0.06227 91 60 26 5
663 It’s always the same. They hate broccoli. 1.3956 0.06790 91 63 20 8
664 Apparently revenge is not a dish best served cold. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
665 Minorities,my ass. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
666 They never order sides. 1.3953 0.06250 86 56 26 4
667 Could you pass the chlorophyll? 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
668 Should somebody call P.E.T.A.? 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
669 I told you it was vegan restaurant. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
670 Maybe a paleo diet isn't such a bad idea. 1.3951 0.07387 81 57 16 8
671 Atkins isn't working for the tomato. 1.3951 0.07175 81 56 18 7
672 It’s the circle of life Linda! 1.3951 0.06956 81 55 20 6
673 They could have had a V8. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
674 Nobody eats their vegetables anymore! 1.3936 0.05901 94 61 29 4
675 I suppose revenge can also be served medium rare. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
676 The plant based meat gets rave reviews here. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
677 How else do you think grew so big? 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
678 Isn't it wonderful to see blended families. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
679 I'll give you fifty bucks if you tell the one wearing glasses he could avoid that by eating more carrots. 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
680 They’re only vegetarians when they’re at home. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
681 See? Even they hate kale! 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
682 I didn’t know this is what you had in mind when you said “vegan restaurant” 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
683 What exactly did you think “farm to table” meant? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
684 Let's see how the cows like it! 1.3913 0.06905 92 65 18 9
685 This beets lunch 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
686 I thought you said that this place serves only healthy vegetables. 1.3908 0.06195 87 57 26 4
687 You're right, Madge. The service does seem better in the Produce Section. 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
688 I don't get the plant-based meat fad! 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
689 See, I told you that vegetables are a legitimate source of protein. 1.3905 0.05661 105 69 31 5
690 Those vegans are staring at us. 1.3905 0.05975 105 71 27 7
691 I can't believe they won't let us into the salad bar. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
692 Not even shirts. This place has really gone downhill. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
693 Aw, be a man and eat it — it'll put some florets on your chest. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
694 This must be one of those farm-to-table restaurants. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
695 I have to admit, they do have good taste. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
696 I would have thought they were vegan. 1.3895 0.05853 95 62 29 4
697 They should at least have the decency to put some clothes on. 1.3895 0.06041 95 63 27 5
698 They say all the trendy restaurants are rethinking their approach to vegetables. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
699 Well, this officially ends my vegan phase. 1.3889 0.07012 90 64 17 9
700 Do you think they’d be offended if I ordered the vegetarian meal? 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
701 Bring on the beef! 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
702 Revenge of the Crudite' 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
703 Revenge is a dish best served cold 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
704 Imagine how they feel, look at us eating vegetables. 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
705 Oh, My God! Is he eating LETTUCE on that burger? 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
706 How gauche. All that meat without a bottle of red wine. 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
707 I mean,you'd think it would just go against every fiber in their being. 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
708 I told you vegetables can be full of protein! 1.3875 0.06772 80 54 21 5
709 Are they flesh-eating plant? 1.3875 0.06772 80 54 21 5
710 Wouldn't you skip the salad too?" 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
711 They have come straight from the farm to the table. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
712 I think I misunderstood when they said they were humanitarians. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
713 This is almost as bad as when we caught the tiramisu doing meth. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
714 I hope they’re onto something…I’m so sick of kale. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
715 All of a sudden, my guilt level just dropped to zero. 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
716 That explains why the Crudité is so expensive these days 1.3855 0.07033 83 58 18 7
717 How can they call it fine-dining when the veggies are undressed? 1.3855 0.06375 83 55 24 4
718 I’m guessing that there are not any vegetables on the menu. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
719 Even the produce has gone Keto 1.3852 0.05872 122 86 25 11
720 I guess you aren't what you eat... 1.3846 0.06206 91 61 25 5
721 They always eat when kale has a massage. 1.3846 0.07575 78 56 14 8
722 Et tu, veggies? 1.3846 0.06597 104 75 18 11
723 This place really takes farm-to-table seriously. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
724 That's something you don't see very often. 1.3846 0.05799 91 59 29 3
725 They said it's what their ancestors ate. 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
726 We're entitled to a cheat night, too. 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
727 I hear this is the place where vegetables come to meat up. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
728 You know, I read somewhere that in Australia, the food chain goes in the opposite direction. 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
729 This is exactly why I won't eat free-range vegetables. 1.3838 0.06374 99 69 22 8
730 This morning I saw a candy bar chewing bubble gum. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
731 Just ignore the stares. They lead an unconvegetable lifestyle. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
732 I think I know which one was using the bathroom before me 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
733 What happened to the caption contest? It used to be smart and amusing? 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
734 Yes, elbows on the table and cutting with their left hands. They must be foreign 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
735 See? And they say steak isn't good for you. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
736 I notice they didn't start with salads. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
737 When the broccoli ordered a Sloppy Joe, I knew he had bad taste. 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
738 But what’s really weird is that the asparagus wears glasses. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
739 Now that's healthy eating. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
740 Even they won't eat kale. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
741 I guess it makes sense they don't eat vegetables. 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
742 well, I've heard she's had GMO work done 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
743 Is that what they mean by farm to table now? 1.3827 0.07364 81 58 15 8
744 Well, you did say it was a vegetarian restaurant! 1.3827 0.06705 81 55 21 5
745 you are what your food eats 1.3827 0.07570 81 59 13 9
746 Eating beef always gives me gas. 1.3824 0.06542 102 73 19 10
747 Now I know what's in my vegetables 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
748 Since when is this place "pants optional"? 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
749 There goes your "you are what you eat" theory. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
750 I guess you can’t expect them to be vegetarians. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
751 Look, even they won’t eat themselves! 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
752 Revenge is best served medium rare. 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
753 Carnivorous vegetables ? 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
754 I told you vegetables don’t have carbs! 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
755 And you thought vegetables are healthy 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
756 I misunderstood what they meant by a plant-based dining experience. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
757 Glad no one else wanted a salad 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
758 I’m pretty sure they got our order! 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
759 Who would have ever thought that vegetables could be hypocrites? 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
760 Let 'em stare. How else are we supposed to get our protein?!! 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
761 I'd heard of a dog eat dog world, but never that... 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
762 I'll bet this all started with a whiff of fried bacon. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
763 They want to have us for lunch. 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
764 Maybe we should live a little further away from the nuclear power plant 1.3797 0.07274 79 56 16 7
765 They're part of that new "Ranch to Table" movement. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
766 See? Even THEY know what tastes better. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
767 Well their options are limited: Carnivore or cannibal. 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
768 They SAY they're all vegetarian, but that guy on the end? Technically a fruit. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
769 What a nerve! Vegans giving us the evil eye for eating meat! 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
770 Well, you didn’t expect them to be vegetarians, did you? 1.3786 0.06915 103 77 13 13
771 No onions or turnips? They deny their roots. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
772 Must be vegecontrarians. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
773 You see Dr. Ross, I was afraid this would happen when we started modifying their genes. 1.3780 0.06169 82 54 25 3
774 Anyone else feeling uncomfortable with these intoxicated vegans looking at us? 1.3780 0.06169 82 54 25 3
775 A burger a day keeps the vegetarians away. 1.3780 0.06640 82 56 21 5
776 The kids these days with their crazy hairdo’s. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
777 We are living in different times. 1.3780 0.06409 82 55 23 4
778 Who do ya gotta kill to get some real meat around here? 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
779 Well,it’s not like they can order from the vegetarian menu. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
780 They act like the poster children for healthy eating, until a plate of animal meat shows up in front of them. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
781 I am so over "Woke". 1.3774 0.06763 106 79 14 13
782 Uprooted, yet still well behaved.” 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
783 You know what's strange? At least two of them are left-handed. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
784 I think they’re called beefgans 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
785 See? Even the vegetables can't stand going Vegan. 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
786 That ‘Beyond Meat’ stuff has some crazy side effects. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
787 That’s why they call it a beefsteak tomato. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
788 It's the latest thing, revenge food porn. 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
789 You can't begrudge them their recommended daily allowance of irony. 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
790 The genetic engineers at Fruit of the Loom have made great strides 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
791 Thank goodness. Now we can eat anything. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
792 I always say, eating well is the best revenge. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
793 Revenge is sweetest, medium rare! 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
794 I told you we should have dressed up! 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
795 I hate when they stare! 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
796 Oh, so THEY can eat meat? 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
797 Looks like Mr. Asparagus's pee will smell normal today. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
798 Why are they staring at us ? Do they expect us to be cannibals? 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
799 Do you think they know their friend is eating a veggie burger? 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
800 I didn't know they'd take GMO's this far. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
801 This farm-to-table concept has gotten out of hand. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
802 The flavor is in the cholesterol. 1.3750 0.05783 96 64 28 4
803 I'm grateful they're not vegans. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
804 Irony is not dead. 1.3750 0.06720 104 77 15 12
805 Grass fed. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
806 When I saw my cousin eaten by a cow I knew we had to do this. 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
807 Let's try to ignore their crudity. 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
808 I'm worried that they're mentally dressing us. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
809 At least they’re not eating their friends. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
810 Pft. Millennials. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
811 We always get sat next to the weirdos 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
812 Maybe the asparagus needs glasses, but a carrot wouldn’t. 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
813 Honey, perhaps we shouldn’t have ordered the baby carrots tonight. 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
814 Such crudity at that table. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
815 Did you know it takes an entire herd of Black Angus to produce a pound of broccoli? 1.3738 0.06441 107 78 18 11
816 It’s revenge dining. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
817 I thought you said this was a vegetarian place. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
818 The steaks, I understand. But that broccoli eating a veggie burger is just poor taste 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
819 It was only a matter of time before they developed meat-based plants. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
820 I bet their cholesterol is off the charts. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
821 Contrarians! 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
822 Must be their cheat meal 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
823 I'm having doubts about my vegetarian diet. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
824 I guess we shouldn't judge 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
825 They’re looking at us like we are something to eat. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
826 Didn’t we just see them at the farmers’ market? 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
827 How can we ever trust them again? 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
828 Can you believe the irony? And me without my phone. 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
829 They LOOK healthy. 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
830 I guess the veggies need some protein! 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
831 They must've changed the Food Pyramid again. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
832 Flesh-eating veggies ??? 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
833 With the alioli, I can finally tolerate your cousin. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
834 It’s payback time. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
835 They serve plant protein at this restaurant. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
836 You think that’s weird? Wait till their drinks get here. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
837 I just think it’s nice to see the other vegetables hanging out with the tomato, even though it’s technically a fruit. 1.3721 0.06199 86 58 24 4
838 I guess only vegetables are willing to eat meat these days. 1.3721 0.07219 86 63 14 9
839 Wait until they find out just how Impossible their plant-based burger is. 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
840 Fake Vegetarians Eating What They Really Want 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
841 So that’s why vegetables have so much protein. 1.3718 0.06082 78 51 25 2
842 I guess technically they are their sides. 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
843 Maybe they’re not as healthy as we thought. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
844 Veggie burger! Yuck! 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
845 They say they’re vegans but they’re just crudités. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
846 Last meal before they move to the salad bar. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
847 Quick Henry, cover up your broccoli! 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
848 Isn't that nice? Two vegans have invited a fruit to join them. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
849 It’s okay because the cattle are vegan. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
850 I heard through the grapevine that we're getting canned tomorrow. 1.3704 0.07338 81 59 14 8
851 Rumor is they’re iron-deficient. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
852 Because it's iron-y! 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
853 The worst part is, they ordered it well done! 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
854 ....they sure know what's good for them. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
855 Well, I guess it’s not called a beefsteak tomato for nothing. 1.3700 0.05252 100 65 33 2
856 My kids hate me. 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
857 I guess photosynthesizing is too "old fashioned" nowadays. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
858 They’re trying to forget their salad days. 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
859 Wait, weren't they vegan? 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
860 So this is farm to table, huh? 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
861 I suppose they need some protein in their diet? 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
862 Something tells me that these vegetables aren't as sustainable as they say 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
863 You are not what you eat. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
864 So,you're not what you eat? 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
865 This Keto fad is out of control 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
866 It's the asparagus that surprises me. I always thought of it as being more enlightened. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
867 They looked so vegan. 1.3684 0.06969 76 53 18 5
868 It only seems fair 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
869 I'm glad I didn't order the salad. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
870 This is not the way the food cycle is supposed to work. 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
871 Do you think they're off duty? 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
872 They’re on the paleo diet. Feels bioillogical. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
873 I always knew there was a reason I couldn't stand them. 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
874 No wonder they’re so high in iron. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
875 Meat and no potato? 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
876 NO WONDER THEY TASTE SO GOOD. 1.3678 0.07333 87 65 12 10
877 Once they get a taste for it, it's only one step from bovine to humankind. 1.3678 0.05921 87 58 26 3
878 It's the local hairdressers convention this week 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
879 Amazing how far some plants will go to own the libs. 1.3671 0.07681 79 59 11 9
880 Now who’s the side. 1.3671 0.06287 79 53 23 3
881 I wonder what their food pyramid looks like? 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
882 I hate it when vegetarians fall off the wagon 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
883 Vegetables are’t vegetarian? This changes everything! 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
884 It turns out your are not, in fact, what you eat. 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
885 I couldn't eat vegetables if I were them either. 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
886 No, I'm upset that they got their food when we ordered first. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
887 You need to eat your humans if you want dessert 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
888 Guess that 'meating' has come to order! 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
889 What did I miss of Farm to Table' 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
890 Like I’ve been saying, Shirley, you have no idea what you are actually eating with that plant-based diet of yours. 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
891 Their last meal before becoming V-8 Juice. 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
892 I was going to order the vegetable medley, but I'm having second thoughts. 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
893 Look cool. They must recognize us from the Dr. Oz ad. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
894 That's what vegetables eat to stay healthy. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
895 Vegetables eating animals. It's the world of alternative facts. 1.3662 0.07831 71 52 12 7
896 How the vege-tables have turned... 1.3662 0.07299 71 50 16 5
897 Omg,the couple at the next table just ordered a Crudités 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
898 Everybody deserves a cheat day now and then. 1.3659 0.05888 82 54 26 2
899 Why should they be shocked? We are not cannibals! 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
900 I guess they do serve vegetables. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
901 I’m on a diet! 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
902 Just as I suspected. 1.3649 0.07833 74 55 11 8
903 I suppose a side of vegetables would be inappropriate 1.3649 0.07089 74 52 17 5
904 What’s wrong with being humanitarians? 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
905 I guess any vegetable can identify as beefsteak now. 1.3649 0.07089 74 52 17 5
906 Check out what the veggie table ordered! 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
907 They are making me hungry! 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
908 The vegans have come! Let us finish our steak and leave!! 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
909 I don't know what's going on with the other two, but that must be a beefsteak tomato. 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
910 I guess they couldn’t get into 11 Madison Park either 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
911 Was it rude to order the vegan option? 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
912 I guess it makes sense--otherwise, they'd be cannibals. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
913 You don’t expect them to eat their own kind do you? 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
914 Well, turnabout IS fair play. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
915 So much for photosynthesis. 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
916 Looks like a roughage crowd. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
917 Vegetables gone bad. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
918 Not quite what I envisioned when the told me this was a vegetarian restaurant. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
919 This is so much tastier than that manure compost mix they fed us at the nursery. 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
920 If Darwin was right, we have to eat them before they eat us. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
921 They must be tired of being vegetarians. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
922 Take that, vegans! 1.3636 0.05868 88 59 26 3
923 See? When you don’t eat them, they eat you. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
924 Is it protein, or is it revenge? 1.3636 0.07374 77 56 14 7
925 Honey, have you noticed that they are always here on all-you-eat ribs night? 1.3636 0.06380 77 52 22 3
926 I'd hate to see what they grow in their gardens. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
927 I sure hope there isn’t any tomato on that burger! 1.3626 0.05745 91 61 27 3
928 I didn't think they served food here. 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
929 So that’s how they get their iron. 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
930 I think they mixed up our order. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
931 They belong to the little known Paleo-Vegetarian faction. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
932 Don't look now, but I think that couple are vegetarians 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
933 Is that a carnivorous crudite I see? 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
934 I’m just glad our children aren’t here to see this. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
935 Now look who's becoming the alpha species on the planet...! 1.3625 0.05965 80 53 25 2
936 Who’s going to tell them it’s plant based? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
937 I hear the Fruit of the Loom guys use PEDs too. 1.3623 0.07436 69 49 15 5
938 I assumed they'd be vegetarians. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
939 People think they’re eating healthy when they eat us. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
940 I mean, it's ethical to them. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
941 I guess I was small minded assuming anthropomorphic produce would be vegetarian 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
942 So glad we went with grass-fed. You can really taste the difference. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
943 Obviously too much of organic and grass fed in their Paleo diet. 1.3611 0.07215 72 51 16 5
944 I did exactly the same thing when I graduated from that fat camp last year. 1.3611 0.07481 72 52 14 6
945 What a silly question honey, of course they eat meat, they’re not cannibals 1.3611 0.07481 72 52 14 6
946 Yeah, we concur: real meat definitely tastes better than those plant-based-wannabes 1.3608 0.06745 97 72 15 10
947 People love to say you are what you eat, but put it into practice and they all freak out. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
948 It's the new item on their menu: beef-fed veggies and the broccoli is steamed. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
949 Oh sure, they wanna be friends tonite…but tomorrow they’ll just toss us! 1.3605 0.05944 86 58 25 3
950 I’ve never seen them herbivore. 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
951 I told you they serve raw foods here. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
952 Just because I like lettuce and tomato on my burger doesn’t make me a cannibal! 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
953 They wouldn't be so Plus-sized if they were Vegan. 1.3600 0.07507 75 55 13 7
954 GMOs are getting out of control. 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
955 Eat where the locally grown eat. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
956 It’s their version of vegan 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
957 They just came from picketing the steakhouse across the street. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
958 Beets me. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
959 Apparently, you are not always what you eat. 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
960 They’re omniherbs. 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
961 Weird, yes, but it would be creepier if they were vegetarians. 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
962 Do you think they know that it’s grass-fed? 1.3587 0.07012 92 69 13 10
963 I hope it's at least grain-fed. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
964 If I were solid antioxidant, I might abuse my body too. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
965 So that’s what happens when you eat genetically modified food. 1.3580 0.07917 81 63 7 11
966 I sent a beefsteak tomato over to the veggie table just to see what happens 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
967 Still think you never met a vegetable you didn’t like? 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
968 They’re only seasonal residents. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
969 Does no one bother to photosynthesize anymore? 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
970 I didn't know this was a salad bar. 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
971 Is this farm-to-table-to-farm? 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
972 I thought this restaurant was farm-to-table, not farm-at-table. 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
973 I don't think they're organic. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
974 Must be rogue produce. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
975 They’re hydroponics on day release.” 1.3571 0.05664 98 67 27 4
976 Of course they're rich in irony. 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
977 This is our chance. Go ask him..is it tomato or tomatoe? 1.3571 0.08149 70 53 9 8
978 Didn't they order after us? 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
979 I'm willing to look the other way when it's a beefsteak tomato but there's no exscuse for the other two. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
980 The beef is grass fed here, so it’s almost like cannibalism. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
981 If this means we don't have to eat broccoli anymore, I support it. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
982 I told you vegetables contain lots of protein. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
983 You wouldn't expect them to be vegetarians. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
984 I thought they wouldn’t serve them here. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
985 Okay, my concerns about GMO vegetables just doubled. 1.3563 0.07308 87 66 11 10
986 Who goes to a steak house and orders a burger? 1.3563 0.05890 87 59 25 3
987 Meh. Performative. 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
988 Why are they staring -- they eat US all the time 1.3562 0.07395 73 53 14 6
989 Farm to table eh? 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
990 See- everyone's going paleo now. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
991 Suddenly I feel bad for ordering the salad 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
992 They're not eating their vegetables. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
993 I thought they were healthy. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
994 Now why does that not surprise me? 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
995 I liked them so much more when they didn’t eat meat. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
996 I guess vegetables and vegetarians are two different animals. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
997 That's the Monsanto rep table.... 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
998 This is the first time a salad made me feel guilty. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
999 They said it’s ok if they’re grass fed. 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
1000 My spleen burger is delicious, how are your American thighs? 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
1001 I'm beginning to have my doubts about 'farm to table' dining. 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
1002 I liked it better when they consumed dead animals underground through roots. 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
1003 Omg, is this a veggie burger? Oh, no, Uncle Joe! 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
1004 Well, would you rather they ate dirt and manure? 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
1005 You are what what you eat eats. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1006 I didn’t know this was a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1007 Well, I do see that it can be a tough choice between veganism and cannibalism. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1008 Somebody should tell the kitchen that their vegetable have gone bad. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1009 Where're the sides? 1.3544 0.05985 79 53 24 2
1010 This is the part of the Green New Deal that bothers me. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1011 They never eat their own. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1012 It’s an acquired taste 1.3544 0.05985 79 53 24 2
1013 No, Gene, that's a very common mistake. The tomato is considered a fruit. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1014 At least we got over our existential crisis since we stopped being vegetarians. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1015 They look really steamed! 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1016 So much for vegging out. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1017 Sitting next to Andy Asparagus and Brenda Broccoli, Tom sensed that he wasn't really one of them. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1018 Looks like the food chain is broken. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
1019 I guess this is where all the veggies meat. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1020 Now I know what they mean by ‘farm to table.’ 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1021 Meat-fed vegetables are higher is vitamin A. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
1022 If they ask, tell them it's a veggie burger. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1023 What don’t they understand about a vegetarian restayrant? 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
1024 Makes sense... 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1025 Beef. It's what's for dinner. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1026 "Should we tell them the menu is plant-based?" 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1027 I wonder why they skipped the salads? 1.3529 0.07239 85 64 12 9
1028 Oh my god, she's using steak sauce and her butter knife 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1029 Ethically speaking, now there's nothing we can eat. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1030 They’re not even wearing pants, Jim! 1.3529 0.07186 68 48 16 4
1031 Do you think they know they are tomorrow's special? 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1032 The waiter has been gone a really long time. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1033 I heard it was their choice for their final meal. 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1034 I hope they’re finished by the time I’m ready for my salad. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1035 It’s a vegetable-eat-cow world. 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1036 Crudités revenge! 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1037 A few of my relatives have gone missing lately. 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
1038 I thought 'you are what you eat' was just a saying. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1039 Cannibals - disgusting ! 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1040 Why are they staring? Emily Post says it's okay to eat a burger with your hands. 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1041 They're Amish veggies. They get one month to go wilding. 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1042 I get the beefsteak, but what about the other two? 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1043 I wonder what their side is 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1044 They're creepy and they're kooky, that Atkins family. 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
1045 Obviously, they're not your average vegetarians. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1046 George, do you think they are "trans" vegitarians? 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1047 I guess you're NOT what you eat, after all. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1048 Even they can't stick to a diet.. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1049 They’re just being fresh 1.3514 0.07559 74 55 12 7
1050 The menu did say from farm to table. 1.3514 0.07800 74 56 10 8
1051 Veggies American style! 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
1052 Is this organic? 1.3514 0.08034 74 57 8 9
1053 No wonder vegetables cost so much recently! 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1054 They said the restaurant was vegetable-forward. 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
1055 You'd think these people never seen a group of carnivore crudités before? 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1056 Honey, it's a thruple. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1057 Let’s meat up 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1058 Everyone is Keto now. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1059 This would taste so much better with a slice of tomato. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1060 I heard they joined the anti-antioxidants. 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
1061 They meat here regularly. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1062 I guess their choice is the Atkins diet or cannibalism. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1063 They say never meet your heroes. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1064 The beefsteak tomato I can understand, but not the others. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1065 1964 Crudités Rights Act Restaurants now ordered to serve vegetables 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1066 The next table is staring at us...Stay cool, they're not vegans. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1067 Its farm(er) to table 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
1068 Isn't that disgusting, Martha. They're not even using napkins. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1069 ‘Out and proud.’ 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
1070 Eat your vegetables or they will eat you 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
1071 I think that one guy's really a fruit. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1072 I told you it's full of steroids. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1073 You can eat anything when you're healthy. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1074 They’re iron deficient. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1075 I heard they own the place." 1.3494 0.05796 83 56 25 2
1076 I was told vegetables weren't served at this restaurant! 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1077 That asparagus ordered a $125 steak.” “Guess he can afford it, the cost of produce today being what it is. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1078 They're in town shooting the new Pixar movie. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
1079 As far as I’m concerned we’re just balancing the universe. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
1080 Who needs roughage when you are roughage? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1081 It’s ok. When they’re done we’ll eat them. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1082 Would you just LOOK at those animals!? 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1083 Maybe they’re flexitarian. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1084 Is it racist to assume that one guy’s pee smells funny? 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1085 Pretend they're tasty so people don't start ordering vegetables. 1.3478 0.07950 69 52 10 7
1086 Do you think they know something we don't? 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1087 At least they’re not cannibals,Todd, but what do I do now? I vowed that I would never eat anything with a face. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
1088 Kids never liked me, and now adults are giving me the evil eye. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
1089 Those free-range vegetables have forgotten their roots. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
1090 That's going to go straight to their vines 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1091 So it’s ok when they eat us? 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1092 You mean you aren't what you eat? 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1093 The vegans will freak out when they find out 1.3478 0.06134 69 46 22 1
1094 It's the Vitameatavegamin table. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1095 I think they’re vegans. Don’t make eye contact. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1096 Weird. You'd think they'd be vegetarians. 1.3472 0.07701 72 54 11 7
1097 That's really wierd. I have never seen a fruit eating with two vegetables before. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
1098 I'm comforted by the fact they're not cannibals. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
1099 Just because they are vegan doesn’t mean they ARE vegan! 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1100 A human a day keeps the doctor away. 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1101 Guess they didn't fill up on salad. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
1102 Are you sure they're vegetarians? 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1103 Don't look now but those vegetarians are eying us. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
1104 Well, it IS steak and vegetables night. 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1105 Hmm. Needs ketchup. Help me out? 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1106 I question the ethics of veggie burgers! 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1107 No wonder the vegetable medley is not available tonight. 1.3467 0.06149 75 51 22 2
1108 Don’t turn around but my boss and his wife are at the next table 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1109 The real plant based diet. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1110 What's with the tomato? I would have expected a brussels sprout as the third in that party. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1111 Beyond burger? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1112 Is it morally ambiguous or just sorta gross? 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
1113 But they’re still smug about it! 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1114 For some reason, they never ask for ketchup 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1115 I don’t know what I’m gonna do about these vegans? They’re just killing me. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1116 I can understand a tomato stuffing itself, but the other two? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1117 Come on! Really?!? Who orders a hamburger at a steak restaurant! 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1118 I just hope it's not plant-based meat! 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1119 Let’s have what they’re having! 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
1120 Oh, the irony. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1121 I can’t stand vegetarians 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1122 If animals can eat plants, plants have the right to eat animals. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1123 They hate it when we’re the special! 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
1124 I wonder where they fall on the Vegan Spectrum? 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1125 How do you think they got so big? 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1126 Well you can’t expect them to eat their own, for heaven’s sake! 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1127 Crudités aren't vegetarian, who knew. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1128 I heard the beef here is Grass Fed 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1129 So that's what the waiter meant by the plant-based menu. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1130 Gawd! I wish the Atkins would find somewhere else to protest. They do look healthy, though. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
1131 Why are we eating vegan when they're eating meat? 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
1132 I see that plant based meat is really catching on with the veg crowd. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
1133 I'm sure the Ketos are doing the best they can but you know how teenagers are. 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
1134 Hurry, hurry, they’re vegans, dammit! 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
1135 That's impossible! I thought they were beyond meat! 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
1136 Finish your salad quietly and don't make eye contact. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
1137 What do those vegans think we eat? 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
1138 Remember, we can eat anything without a face. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1139 I thought I'd never see those three eating together. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
1140 Exactly what are your “Green” qualifications, Mr. Tomato Head? 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
1141 Won't the Vegans be surprised. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1142 Sure, they’re not vegetarians, but at least they’re not cannibals. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
1143 Vegans off the wagon. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
1144 I guess there’s no such thing as being 100% vegetarian 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
1145 Why are they staring at us? 1.3429 0.06066 70 47 22 1
1146 Talk about hypocrisy! 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
1147 now do you believe me about genetically modified foods? 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1148 Payback I guess? 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1149 Why is everyone surprised to see us eating meat? We aren't cannibals. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1150 Is it 'buck naked,' or 'butt naked', Babe? 1.3426 0.06729 108 85 9 14
1151 If they can eat steak,so can we! 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1152 It they eat that are we still vegans? 1.3425 0.07856 73 56 9 8
1153 Thinking back on our salad days... 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1154 Everyone assumes my iron content is all natural.” 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1155 Carnivorous Vegetables? Since when? 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1156 Look at em Henry. Not a carrot in their world. 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
1157 "She's a beefsteak tomato, and broccoli isn't vegan, but that asparagus must be roasted out of his mind to eat like that!" 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1158 Tables have turned. Do you think they realize how unsustainable this is? 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
1159 I guess that would be the Veg Table... 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
1160 Say, have you seen the dog recently? 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1161 If they can eat vegetables,we can eat meat! 1.3421 0.06085 76 52 22 2
1162 Those are the Dr. Oz crudité stars. 1.3418 0.07829 79 62 7 10
1163 Vegetable Crispr… 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1164 They weren’t kidding when they said farm to table 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1165 Wow they really said Farm to Table! 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
1166 Is that how they make the Impossible meat? 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
1167 What happened to 'you are what you eat'? 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1168 It’s Beyond cannibals! 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1169 They look ripe with contradictions" 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1170 (dinner after Mr. Corn’s funeral) 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1171 So much for Meatless Monday. 1.3415 0.05547 82 55 26 1
1172 Well, that only seems fair. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1173 Ah! Sweet revenge. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1174 Leaders of The Plant Kingdom enjoy the spoils of war 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1175 Honestly, how do people think we get packed with all those vitamins and nutrients? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1176 I bet if we ordered salad they would've brought our food first. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1177 So, it’s “Do as we say, not as we do”. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1178 Makes you wonder if maybe genetic mutation has gone too far. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1179 You see, they get all the energy they need from the sun. But even they get a cheat day. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1180 Darn! They overcooked my human! 1.3400 0.06547 100 76 14 10
1181 Would it be cheating if I ate the one on the left? 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1182 It's "Do as I am, not as I do". 1.3387 0.07947 62 46 11 5
1183 These GMO vegetables seem dangerous to me. 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
1184 I bet it's not fakey steak and a shamburger. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
1185 Let’em stare…they have to serve vegetables…it’s the law. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
1186 They wouldn't be having veggie burgers because it might be someone they know. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
1187 Do you really think these things are vegan ? 1.3385 0.06308 65 44 20 1
1188 That guy has green hair 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
1189 Is this what you meant by a "vegetarian" restaurant? 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1190 Who says “You are what you eat!” 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
1191 Oh, fuck! 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
1192 Is that what they mean by farm to table? 1.3382 0.06148 68 46 21 1
1193 Sarcasm fails me. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
1194 Vegetarians are such hypocrites! 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1195 It's just a fad diet 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1196 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the garden salad. 1.3382 0.06148 68 46 21 1
1197 if we eat them we have three of our five a day 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1198 Everyone romaine calm. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
1199 I love their willingness to try out new things. let's get them a bottle of wine. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1200 And we thought it was healthy to be vegan. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1201 Well, it certainly hasn't stunted their growth. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1202 I always knew they were self-righteous hypocrites. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1203 This makes me see farm-to-table in a whole new light. 1.3378 0.07763 74 57 9 8
1204 Sorry, this place is actually "plant-faced." 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1205 Why should they care about what they eat? They're freakin' vegetables! 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1206 This better be a veggie burger! 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1207 Maybe the Europeans are right to be anti-GMO... 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
1208 I thought broccoli had more taste. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1209 (No caption required.) 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
1210 They have to worry about aphids, not cholesterol. 1.3378 0.07763 74 57 9 8
1211 I’m conflicted about my choices in ways I find hard to express. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1212 You think they'd be up for a fivesome? 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1213 My meat is too rare. Mine is too done. Mine is just ripe. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1214 All of a sudden I’m not looking forward to my morning smoothie. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1215 they don't seem to like their own kind 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1216 I’ll never look at broccoli the same way again! 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1217 So that's where they get their vitamins and minerals... 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1218 Herbivores on holiday. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1219 See, the locales don't like the new vegan menu either. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1220 Despite Broc’s preference for plant based burgers, Gus and Tom still honored their regular Friday night dinner plans. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1221 Looks like the vegetables have turned... 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1222 It's farm to table, alright. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1223 This place sure takes good care of its garden. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1224 Why are they starring. We need our protein too. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1225 "As an Important Food Group, they're not setting a good example." 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1226 Oh don't worry - they are eating plant based meat! 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1227 Eat only meat, and you'll end up a vegetable. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1228 I like them better as side dishes. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1229 Am I wrong to believe they're heart healthy? 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1230 Hah! They think they're safe because this is a steak house...! 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
1231 That's why Mr. Potato left early. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
1232 Speaking of vegetables, how’s your mom? 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1233 Those GMO vegetables are really starting to freak me out… 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
1234 I wonder what’s eating them? 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1235 You could eat like that too if you made your own fiber. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
1236 Joe Rogan's reach is further than I thought. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
1237 I mean,did you expect them to eat themselves? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1238 So that's how they beef up. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1239 Makes sense they wouldn’t eat their own. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1240 They just play vegans on TV 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1241 And that is how we get plant-based protein. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
1242 "Broccoli hypocrisy, is what I call it!" 1.3333 0.08119 60 45 10 5
1243 I can only imagine what whole grains dine on. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1244 They don't have ketchup on their table, either. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1245 Nobody breathes a word back in the crisper tonight. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
1246 So that's really why eating vegetables is good for you. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1247 Duh! I’ll have the meatloaf. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1248 Finally, OUR turn! 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1249 Where do they keep their wallets? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1250 Well, I guess "turnip-about" is fair play.eh? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1251 Those people look like they forgot to order their vegetables. Don’t make eye contact. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1252 OMG, this tastes way better than I do! 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1253 Some wacky science report said that red meat has a natural abundance of chlorophyl. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
1254 Oh, dear. It looks like our vegetables have gone bad. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
1255 Revenge is a dish best served rare. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
1256 Fish & Chips suddenly sound good to me. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1257 And can you believe it? I saw them smoking before dinner! 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1258 I hope they don't notice we're eating chopped veggies! 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1259 O.k. This is the last time we visit a parallel universe. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1260 I told you GMOs were going to be an issue, but would you listen? 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1261 Another real irony Alanis Morissette missed. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
1262 I didn't know they served plain vegetables. 1.3333 0.05934 72 49 22 1
1263 There goes The Mediterranean Diet! 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1264 I guess their salad days are over. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1265 Sorry, but your urine stinks. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1266 At least they’re not wearing their ‘Beet is Murder’ shirts this time. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1267 Is this part of the "new normal" ? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1268 They must be plants. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1269 Looks like some of the veggies are coming out 1.3333 0.05934 72 49 22 1
1270 Don’t look now, but I see predators at the next table. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1271 About time they started beefing up the side dishes 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1272 Isn’t it odd that there’s no kale? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1273 I’ve changed my mind about the vegan entree. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1274 Lets's face it they doesn't like your hair style. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1275 Yes, I know they're staring! Unfortunately their interest in us is purely gastronomical! 1.3333 0.05147 93 63 29 1
1276 Of course, it's a hamburger. They're not CANNIBALS! 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1277 This is why I stick to organic. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1278 Now that's my idea of balance of nature! 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1279 It looks like the Paleo diet is making a comeback. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1280 As the only veggies Tommy eats, I had my doubts about broccoli and tomato, but never suspected asparagus was also a double agent. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
1281 Maybe this will convince them we're a good source of protein 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1282 They don't have to worry about heart disease; they're not artichokes. 1.3333 0.08459 60 46 8 6
1283 So, there really IS something to that Paleo diet! 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1284 I'm guessing they do know it's their last meal. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1285 Well, cows do eat grass, so… 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1286 The goddamn fiber police are at the next table. Again. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1287 Well, that seems fair. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1288 Thank goodness, this would be an ugly scene if they were vegetarians! 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1289 Those vegetables look spoiled. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1290 They are probably not organic either! 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1291 “Our little food chain is a circle.” 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1292 I thought the broccoli, asparagus, and tomato were supposed to walk into a bar. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
1293 I don’t know, Dear. They look pretty happy to me 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1294 Gives a whole new meaning to plant-based-diet, eh? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1295 Oh look, Fred, the recovering vegans are here again. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
1296 When you said new vegan restaurant, this isn’t what I had in mind 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1297 I hear is the new thing, table to farm 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1298 Tell the vegans not to eat any produce that is too fresh. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1299 Ugh, there they are again; Oz's crudités breaking ALL the rules. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1300 I heard it's their attempt to be spared from the latest "plant-based" diet trend. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1301 Actually, it would have been a surprise if they weren't keto. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1302 People say they feel pain, but if they taste this good I don't even care what that means. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1303 They don't seem at all conflicted about the obvious irony. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1304 So that’s when I said to them, “I am not a piece of meat!” 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1305 Well I guess they do serve genetically modified produce here. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1306 Vegetarianism is cannibalism. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1307 That is SO disgusting. They can afford prime rib, and we can’t? 1.3294 0.07177 85 66 10 9
1308 I always said we should eat more vegetables, now they are taking over. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1309 Looks like the tables have turned 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1310 Well they aren’t cannibals Ted! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1311 We serve vegetables 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1312 That reminds me, we need to pull the plug on my mom later." 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1313 You can boil, saute', or roast me, but I can't stand being stared at! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1314 Maybe they chose this as their final meal 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1315 vegetables are going to start tasting better! 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1316 I guess they heard you are what you eat. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1317 I shoulda had a V-8! 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1318 "I always wondered how vegetables became healthy food." 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1319 The others I get, but BROCCOLI on a burger ? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1320 Obviously they're karma-vores. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1321 Is easier then synthesizing protein. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1322 Im glad the children aren't here. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1323 Looks like you are not what you eat. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1324 I used to like them before they got big. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1325 Hey, that broccoli has buttcheeks 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1326 They don't call you a beefsteak for nothing, tomato! 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1327 I wonder what the asparagus' urine smells like. 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
1328 Let's see who's a side dish now! 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1329 That beefsteak tomato is a bad influence on his relatives. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1330 Makes sense. Cows eat grass. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1331 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
1332 The idiots. Do they think we got this way on a vegan diet? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1333 I miss the salad bar. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1334 Forget it. The vegetarians would never believe us. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1335 The side dishes are certainly enjoying their main course. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1336 Where's the cucumber that walked in with them? 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1337 Boy, these Ethics 101 syllabi really write themselves. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1338 'When they eat us it's vegeterian. Do we get more humanitarian eating people?' 1.3286 0.06009 70 48 21 1
1339 I hadn't thought Genetic Engineering was a threat until now. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1340 If the boss wants to keep me doing this role model thing, he has to pay me more to eat this vile stuff. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
1341 Seriously, I love the judgement. It's just priceless. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
1342 They look like New Jersey imports to me.I prefer to eat local produce. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
1343 I guess they're not big vegetable people 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
1344 I was gonna order the salmon, but now I feel like shish kabob. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
1345 They’re healthy; they can eat whatever they want. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1346 Is it me or are foodies getting weirder? 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
1347 Well, that certainly takes the pressure off. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
1348 Fellas, revenge is a dish best served with a bun and cheese. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
1349 The dirty secret is out. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
1350 It's day five of my diet and I really think I am starting to see things. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
1351 This time Eleven Madison Park went one step too far 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
1352 Looks like the food got here early. 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
1353 The beginning's easy. We'll see how long they stay on the keto. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
1354 Revenge. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1355 Cripes! I can already feel my roots clogging from all this meat! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1356 They're looking at us as though they have never mashed a potato. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1357 Well, they are the best steaks in town. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1358 Hypocrites 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1359 Maybe we should reconsider GMO foods... 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1360 I guess the kelp went to Red Lobster 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1361 Eating Vegetables” has certainly gone to a whole new level 1.3256 0.05345 86 59 26 1
1362 Pay them no attention, dear. They're hydroponics... 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1363 Payback's a bitch. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1364 When they fall off the wagon, they fall hard! 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
1365 I think I'll have what they are. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1366 Look,Harold,it must be their cheat day 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1367 Yes, but they didn't even touch their salads. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1368 Law of the garden: eat or be eaten. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1369 I suppose any good restaurant should serve veg tables. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1370 If you think that's bad, you should see what the tofu are having. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1371 We shouldn't have eaten the veggie burgers in front of them. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1372 Oh, great. They serve genetically modified vegetables. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
1373 They were bred and raised in dirt. What else would you expect? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1374 ‘‘You are what you eat’ they say…’ 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1375 Everyone’s about ‘healthy eating’ until they’re the eaten. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1376 I hope they didn't hear us order the vegetable tempura. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1377 This farm to table trend is getting out of hand. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1378 These Beyond Potatoes taste almost real! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1379 D'ya think you'd eat a carrot if it was grown in a lab? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1380 If i only had a Veg-O-Matic right now. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1381 How does it feel to be on the menu? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1382 When the word gets out, we will be safe from vegetarians. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1383 Well, would you rather they be canibals? 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1384 I think the vegetables went bad. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1385 I think we should be more careful in our vegetable garden. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1386 Honey, isn't that so strange? They're eating steak without wine!" 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1387 Well, it would be cannibalistic if they ate their own kind. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1388 What's really behind "Farm to Table" 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1389 Hide your sides. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1390 Cows are vegetarians, so maybe what goes around comes around 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1391 How come you guys got steaks but I got a veggie burger? 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1392 This is to avenge my grandparents who were eaten by a cow. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1393 Something's not quite kosher at that table. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1394 I think they've inverted the pyramid 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1395 Wonder how _his_ pee smells? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1396 Did you expect them to be cannibals, darling? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1397 Screw it, I'm getting the tiramisu. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1398 We're out of ketchup... 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
1399 Now that's how you do a diet cheat day. 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
1400 What are they staring at? We're not cannibals, for God's sake. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1401 Apparently, they don’t serve carbs here 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1402 I just wish all those high-and-mighty vegetarians could see this. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1403 They must be in town for the Vegetable Farmers Of America Conference. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1404 Must be farm to table 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1405 They want to make sure they don't eat a relative 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1406 I’ve heard that grass fed beef fed veggies are the new rage. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1407 This is a whole lot tastier than what we usually get from cows. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1408 They must be stewed. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1409 I always wondered what they did when they weren’t in a salad! 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1410 I should have ordered the Tenderloin. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1411 Apparently keto diet is even good for vegetables! 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1412 At least they aren't one of those damned vegans 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1413 We’ll, I for one am not voting for Dr. Oz. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1414 Well I suppose it would be more disturbing to learn that they were cannibals. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1415 Eww, the burger has ketchup. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1416 Is this what we call farm to table. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1417 So that’s vegan rage 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1418 They looked stewed! 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1419 Do you think the asparagus’ pee smells like steak? 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1420 Carnivores over cannibals I always say. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1421 Um, Honey, what kind of mushrooms were in the pasta? 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1422 I hear they're atheists now... 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
1423 If that’s what they’re eating, I think we’re being too hard on ourselves. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
1424 I misunderstood the farm-to-table aspect of this place. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
1425 Proof that "carnivorous vegetarian" is not just an oxymoron. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
1426 I'm suddenly hungry for cruditè. 1.3231 0.07630 65 49 11 5
1427 Every vegan has its vice 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
1428 Don’t look now, but I think that couple are eating vegetables! 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1429 My therapist says I shouldn’t feel guilty ordering a veggie burger, it’s probably not someone I know. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1430 I didn't see people on the menu. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
1431 See? Even they think salads are boring. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
1432 That caveman diet fad has gotten out of control. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
1433 Well! Who says beef and veggies don’t go together? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
1434 Bottom of the food chain, my ass. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
1435 I get the tomato, but not the other two. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
1436 Am surprised the asparagus is wearing glasses. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
1437 I'm glad they're not eating like cannibals 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1438 Look who's recycling protein. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1439 50 bucks says they are vegan 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1440 OK, so it wasn't reasonable to assume they'd be vegans. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1441 When we veg out...we don't veg out. 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
1442 They are such hypo-crudités. 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
1443 Those damn sentient vegetables are at it again. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
1444 Once they've upped their protein content, let's order them as a side. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
1445 Interestingly, they say it tastes just like chickpeas. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
1446 What did you expect them to be? Pescatarians? Cannibals? 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
1447 I’m beyond appalled those two are eating vegetables right in front of us while giving us that look as if they are the one appalled. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1448 There goes my last illusion of vegan altruism. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1449 I bet that cow didn't see that coming. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1450 Steak so good my pee smell normal! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1451 do the healthy veggies know something we don"t? 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1452 Who says you can't teach an old vegetable new tricks? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1453 Do you suppose any of them noticed our entrée? 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1454 Was this human meat organically grown? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1455 Is that a beefsteak tomato dining with those impersonators? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1456 Are those our groceries? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1457 Free range has gone too far. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1458 All three of them are in the same food group. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1459 You’re right. Eleven Madison Park should have never gone vegan. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1460 Animals. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1461 Well what am I supposed to eat now? Napkins? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1462 Well they look pretty healthy to me. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1463 Looks like some serious vegans 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1464 Guess that’s what they mean by serving vegetables. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1465 Haven't those Pennsylvanians seen a crudité before? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1466 Vegetables,eat your kids!!!! 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1467 No, that's the youngest son. He's starting Harvard in the fall. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1468 Have you noticed, they never order sides. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1469 I hope the beefsteak tomato in our salad wasn't ever one of those guys. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1470 Just veggin out. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1471 A vegan diet. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1472 Don’t look now, but I have a feeling they’re vegetarians. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1473 If they have three-layer chocolate Ganache cake for dessert, I'm going viral. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1474 I beginning to hate Farm to Table restaurants 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1475 I shall never again eat crudites. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1476 They're part of the Meat Based Plant movement. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1477 Do they really expect us to eat our own? 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1478 They're so self-righteous! 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1479 This just proves my point- it’s impossible to be a vegan! 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1480 This Lab grown human meat is very tough! 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1481 I want to eat more of them. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1482 Can you blame them? We had their relatives for our appetizer. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1483 I've gotta' re-evaluate that whole 'You are what you eat' business. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1484 Cruel-dité if you ask me. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1485 What did you say these Impossible Burgers are made of? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1486 I can understand the steaks, but the burger may be vegan. Wouln't that be gross? 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1487 Back in Tennessee, we call that a “Meat and Three.” 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1488 Y'know what? That's fair. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1489 Now they're on top of the food chain, where does that leave us? 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
1490 I've never seen such unhealthy vegetables. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1491 Carnivores are so chewy." 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1492 Damn vegetarians! 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1493 The ultimate irony of genetic modification... 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1494 I'm sure I saw the broccoli in another cartoon caption contest. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1495 Well, I guess I wouldn’t expect them to eat their own kind. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1496 I don't want to be cancelled for saying something wrong here -- given the circumstances. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1497 What did they expect, we aren’t cannibals. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1498 Why in the world would our server tell us about the vegetarian special of the day? 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1499 Our waiter said there would be no genetically modified vegetables. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1500 Celebration dinner for GMO graduates. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1501 They barely touched their salads. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1502 How is your free-range, locally-sourced, organic fillet of human?"- "A bit hard to swallow quite frankly! 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1503 I think I'l skip the salad bar. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1504 The waiter did say the veggies were very fresh. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1505 Haven't they heard of a balanced diet? 1.3176 0.06944 85 66 11 8
1506 Apparently they’re all flexitarians 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1507 The menu actually said Vegetable Friendly. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1508 I told myriad veggies are filled with protein! 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1509 It’ must be those Birdseye kids on rumspringa. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1510 It must be their vengeful Last Meal before the Salad Bar. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1511 And they say we are the ones that are awful 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1512 We should have ordered what they're eating. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1513 Crudité, Jersey-style 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1514 The funny part is, these guys used to walk all over us 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1515 I'm glad we didn't select the vegetarian option this evening. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1516 Shouldn't they be mixing it up in a salad somewhere? 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1517 I’m beginning to regret ordering the stuffed bell pepper 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1518 Look at them. What could they possibly have as a side? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1519 Garson! send over a bottle of your best V-8 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1520 Now I know what makes Impossible Meat possible. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1521 Aren't vegetables supposed to be vegetarian? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1522 Monsanto corporate lunches have really taken a strange turn. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1523 Don't worry. It's not plant based. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
1524 Let them stare. Not everyone has to eat vegan. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
1525 I see that the crudite' group is not cannibalistic. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
1526 Vegetables come on the side. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
1527 Let's skip the salad tonight 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
1528 You shouldn't talk the talk unless you can walk the walk. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
1529 "The beefsteak tomato makes sense but I don't get the other two." 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
1530 Looks like some folks still get immediate seating if you say your a big deal at Monsanto 1.3167 0.08401 60 47 7 6
1531 I don't think we're supposed to see this. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1532 I don't know the others, but that one's a beefsteak tomato. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1533 How come they get the protein? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1534 I guess the salad isn’t vegan. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1535 "Don't look at them broc....they expected us to be vegans. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1536 Why does everyone assume we’re vegetarians? 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1537 They eat like vegetables! 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1538 Well, they look pretty healthy for carnivores. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1539 Would they prefer cannibalism? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1540 We are better than them: They eat meat. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1541 Huh. I always thought carnivores HATED vegetables. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1542 I'd feel better if they weren't enjoying it so much. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1543 Rest assured, I never eat my vegetables 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1544 I hate it when they put seeds on my bun. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1545 Perhaps they know something we do not? 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
1546 Just wait until they hear it’s plant-based. 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
1547 What could be more ridiculous than ordering a $26 hamburger in THIS place? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1548 I don't eat vegetables and they don't eat me. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1549 They could use more carbs! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1550 The waiter was right-- everyone has gone paleo. 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
1551 They better be eating grass-fed beef. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1552 This plant-based restaurant does live up to its expectations! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1553 I think they were looking for a farm-to-stable restaurant 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1554 Maybe now people will eat their vegetables. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1555 I guess sometimes you aren't what you eat 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1556 It’s no fun being vegan 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1557 They're always grumpy until they hit the salad bar. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1558 Do you think they eat it rare for the iron? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1559 Fair’s fair. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1560 Some animals only eat vegetables, so the vegetables respond in kind. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1561 Our first date at the Venus Flytrap Bistro was uncomfortable for reasons we never anticipated 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1562 Haven't they seen a vegie-table before? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1563 YOU tell them to eat their vegetables. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1564 I guessing that is what is meant by "veg'ing out." 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1565 Thank God they are not vegetarians. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1566 Honey, there are three vegetables eating meat at the table next to us" "You're wrong, that's two vegetables and one fruit 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1567 Ugh. So unhealthy. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1568 Even the broccoli guy ordered the ribeye . 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1569 You know I'm not racist, Brad, but I don't trust the one with the afro. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1570 Humanitarians. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1571 Must be recovering vegans" 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1572 I tried to be vegan once, too. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1573 Eat your vegetables or your vegetables will eat you. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1574 Vegetarians always have the best costumes 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1575 You are what you eat” — bullshit 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1576 « When you told me your ex had a brocoli head, I didn’t think it was litteral. » 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1577 That’s how you get beefsteak tomatoes… 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1578 What’d you expect from those who grew up on a farm? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1579 We're just getting even. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1580 Just your garden variety carnivores! 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1581 'That couple over there is staring at us like they never saw a Republican before.' 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1582 Should I cancel the veggie plate? 1.3134 0.06093 67 47 19 1
1583 I’m not comfortable eating this veggie burger. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1584 I don't remember Brenda's husband being that stalky. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1585 Let's hope your salad didn't offend them. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1586 Vegetarians can be such hypocrites. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1587 I don't care what they're eating, I've lost interest in finishing my salad. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1588 I bet they don’t worry about their cholesterol levels. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1589 I've heard it's only cannibalism if it they eat one of their own. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1590 The poor things are being fattened up for harvest. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1591 They identify as vegetables 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1592 Why is he so steamed? 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1593 Now those are real foodies. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1594 Ooo! I love asparagus. I’ll have what he is! 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1595 Now we know what vegetables eat 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1596 After “Restaurant Week,” “Vegetable Week” brought hearty eaters to the table 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1597 Thought there would be better carnivorus options on the menu 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
1598 How's your beefsteak, Tomato? 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
1599 What do you think is their stance on Vegemite? 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1600 Great… Doctor OZ spotted us… 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1601 Those plants are based. 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
1602 Don't turn to look, I've heard this rumour that these humans consider eating us as a healthier option. Freaks! 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1603 The impossible is getting more probable... 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1604 They meet once a month to ' Chew the Fat ' . 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1605 Did they grow up on a farm!? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1606 Vegan Smegan. I am binary and hungry. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1607 That's one messed up food group. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1608 No, Steve, it doesn't make it right. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1609 I had no idea that ‘s what the sign “vegan restaurant” meant. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1610 Wait till Dr. Oz hears what his wife's crudites is doing now. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1611 No wonder the asparagus and broccoli have been tasting better. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1612 I think this GMO business has gone a little too far. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1613 They told me they are carnivorians." 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1614 I have what that broccoli has. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1615 Did I just overhear them order soylent green? 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1616 Let's tell the server we'll have what they're having. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1617 Lets go right to the dessert 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1618 It's not the meat eating, it's the nudity that gets me! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1619 I prefer my revenge served hot. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1620 They belong to the garden club. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1621 ask Tom and Cel who that Ass wearing the glasses is 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1622 They're vegetables, what do you expect them to eat?! Other vegetables?! 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1623 They're Mediterranean vegetables. 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
1624 I mean, we shouldn't expect them to be cannibals, should we? 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1625 Of course they aren't vegetarians. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1626 What's your beef with them? 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1627 I don't know what to order anymore. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1628 They're eating steak! Cancel my veggie order." 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1629 Do they have to be so smug about it? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1630 I'm never letting you cut my bangs again 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1631 Let me guess, the couple behind us had their salads returned! 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1632 It’s a field trip. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1633 💭🥦 Veggie is just a matter of definition… 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1634 Do you think they’re from Wegners? 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1635 Collards are allowed to eat here now? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1636 So they're not out of broccoli... 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1637 Guess the crudite are out for their red meat tonight! 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1638 When they said they had veggie-tables I didn't think this is what they meant. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1639 Is THAT what they meant by garden dining?! 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1640 WoW! I didn't know asparagus wore glasses. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1641 So much for the theory that we are what we eat. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1642 Do you think they're eating it with relish? 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1643 So that's where all the iron in broccoli comes from! 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1644 So do you want to tell the waiter to cancel the salads or should I. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1645 Would it kill them to order a salad? 1.3099 0.07663 71 56 8 7
1646 I’ll pass on the salad. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1647 Would a salad make them cannibals? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1648 They must be the new GMO vegetables. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1649 I always thought that all vegetables were healthy. 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
1650 You're right. The vegetable medley doesn't look appetizing. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1651 You know what they say Gerald, what goes around comes around 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1652 They must be bulking up for the farmers market 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1653 It is difficult to know what is ethical these days. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1654 So that's how veggies get their protein. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1655 If they can leapfrog the food pyramid then I should be promoted over that ass Johnson in accounts payable. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
1656 Those vegetables are a great example to the kids! 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1657 It's the hypocrisy for me. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
1658 Democrats eating at taxpayer's dime. Which one is Obama? At this distance i's hard to tell. Why is he even there? 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1659 Well, at least they don't eat their own. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1660 fair enough! 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1661 You see... They haven’t been brought a side salad either. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1662 Anti-Vegetarian vegetables meet monthly for their meat meals and celebrate beef. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1663 Don't you feel sorry for those vegetarians over there? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1664 Tougher than I remember. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1665 I guess you’re really not what you eat after all. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1666 I prefer mine stir-fryed 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1667 Well you wouldn’t expect them to be cannibals. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1668 So we aren’t what we eat? 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1669 I detest crudity. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1670 Oh, that's why they're called beefsteak tomatoes... 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1671 I hate it when people stare as I eat, it makes me boil. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1672 Guess my butcher was right—These self-righteous vegans always have some skeletons in their closets! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1673 Were you expecting them to be cannibals? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1674 I knew it… I just knew it!!! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1675 I guess it would be weird if they were vegetarian." 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1676 Well, they're not cannibals you know... 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1677 Huh - I thought they stopped serving genetically modified organisms. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1678 It’s basic vegan physics. There will be an opposite and equal reaction. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1679 I thought vegetarian restaurant meant something else. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1680 They've really turned the tables on the 'Vegan Movement. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1681 Let's go vegan next time! 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1682 Didn’t we just see those guys at the bakery this morning. 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1683 I guess they got tired of that veggie label. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1684 Don’t make eye contact. They’re vegans. 1.3077 0.05769 65 45 20 0
1685 Apparently revenge is best served cold. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1686 Does this mean our meal wasn’t really vegan? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1687 I should’ve got that… 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1688 I knew “F**k the Food Chain” was too real for Nas-Broccoli to be a studio gangster! 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1689 So vegans DO cheat. 1.3077 0.05769 65 45 20 0
1690 The asparagus is an imposter. He should have 20/20 vision!! 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1691 I don’t think they worry about their cholesterol level. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1692 'They're looking now. Don't be a crudité.' 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1693 If another person brings up the crudité video I swear I’m gonna lose it 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1694 They are having their say. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1695 What do you want them to do? Eat their own family? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1696 Are they judging us for being vegans or cannibals? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1697 They're coming in really late this year. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1698 I'm rethinking that veggie burger 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1699 I want what the veggies are eating. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1700 Look at the vegetarians at the next table, drowning their guilt with wine. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1701 Now I know why you wash them before cutting off the end. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1702 Lettuce pray 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1703 What did you expect? They're not cannibals. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1704 The nerve of those two. Sitting. Staring. Eating lettuce like that. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1705 This Beyond Meat is superb! 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1706 You'd think staying keto would be easy for them, but look at that bun. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1707 So you can eat meat directly or indirectly, who knew? 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1708 They thought it was a different kind of vegetarian restaurant when they saw two carrots and and onion smoking outside... 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1709 I like mine medium raw. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1710 I assume that's grass-fed beef. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1711 Even vegetables don’t like their veg. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1712 I knew it. Vegetables are so unhealthy. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1713 Darn, we could have had a V-8. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1714 I guess that’s why they call them ‘beefsteak tomatoes.’ 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1715 You don't want to know. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1716 If they weren’t carnivores they would be cannibals. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1717 Yep,pretty sure this is the cow who called me broccolini. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1718 Just another reason why I hate vegetables. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1719 Now I really hate broccoli. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1720 Great. Now they're staring, Asparagus. You had to order a side of peas? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1721 This taste like dirt, but in a good way. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1722 See Beth, I told you vegetables have feelings… 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1723 Don't be fooled. I saw those cannibals at the salad bar last week. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1724 Tell me again,why are we vegan? 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1725 The beefsteak tomato, I get.... 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1726 Boy, I wonder what’s eating them?!? 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
1727 Finish all your meat or you won’t get any fruit. 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
1728 Mmmm… Circle of life, boys, circle of life! 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1729 Ugh, they are so full of themselves. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1730 So how was your day 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1731 I feel like such a cannibal with these new impossible burgers! 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1732 Well, that explains my cholesterol. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1733 Please don’t ask for ketchup. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1734 Looks like they skipped the salad. 1.3049 0.05115 82 57 25 0
1735 And they say vegetables are healthy. 1.3043 0.05950 69 49 19 1
1736 Actually, Tomato self-identifies as a fruit now. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1737 I TOLD you veggies can be Paleo. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1738 They said it's actually weirder for them to eat salads. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1739 At least we're not at the kids table this time 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1740 The chef told me it’s their last meal 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1741 Ugh. It's those crudités from Pennsylvania. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1742 Every pack has at least one rebellious seed. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1743 Don’t look so shocked, Honey. They’re Vegetables not vegetarians. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1744 Look, honey! The tasting menu! 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1745 Plant based meat, now we also have the perfect excuse to eat our own kin 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1746 I suppose it's only fair. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1747 Gross. Don’t they know they are not helping the earth? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1748 So that's what makes veggies so healthy! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1749 I hate vegetarians. They always look at you with a superior attitude. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1750 Does this mean we're not really vegan? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1751 Told you. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
1752 If those vegans knew what we eat they would puke. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1753 Look dear! Megans! 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1754 So what if they are man-eating veggies? You’re a man eating veggies. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1755 You’ve got to stop dragging me to these organic foodie hangouts. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1756 Did you see OZnoxious? 1.3036 0.06703 56 40 15 1
1757 Somehow, I can't bring myself to eat a veggie burger. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1758 They are enjoying that a little too much if you ask me. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1759 Those vegan diets never last long. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1760 I guess they couldn’t get into Eleven Madison Park. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1761 Looks like revenge. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1762 Genetic modification is clearly out of control. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1763 Those meatans disgust me 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1764 They're known for stuffing their vegetables here. 1.3030 0.06095 66 47 18 1
1765 Yeah, it's Farm-to-Table, but apparently with a side of Revenge. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1766 Costumes or not, I am glad I ordered the soup! 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1767 They are watching us eat, like we're animals. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1768 I assumed they’re vegetarian. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1769 I thought the Broccoli was gluten free. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1770 I wish I were a vegetable. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1771 Where did they think we got our protein??? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1772 Kind of calls it all into question,doesn 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1773 So that's how veggie burgers are made. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1774 Judge all you want—life is a circle. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1775 Hey Tomato-Boy, the fruit section is in the back! 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1776 So, that's how they are so nutritious... 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1777 Apparently, the Beef Steak Tomato isn't the only garden carnivore! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1778 Stop making excuses and eat your kale. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1779 I don’t care if this meat is grass fed or not. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1780 M. Night Shyamalan wasn’t too far off. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1781 I told you so. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1782 Great -- three more things we can't be eating now! 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1783 We're done being your side dishes. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1784 I wouldn't think they'd be vegetarians - that would make them cannibals. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1785 What are they looking at? Do they think we got this big eating our relatives? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1786 They're turning animal protein into I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Meat" 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1787 NOW can I say they've gone too far with modified crops? 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
1788 Technically speaking, I believe it identifies as a fruit 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1789 You’d think they’d be vegetarians. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1790 That tomato is not really a vegetable. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1791 Better to be a carnivore than a cannibal I guess. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
1792 Can we get some humans too? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1793 Typical smug vegantarians 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1794 We vegans don't care what vegetables eat as long as it's not humans. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1795 I hear this is where the beefsteak gets its name. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1796 I get the Beefsteak Tomato, but… 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1797 They should be eating more vegetables. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1798 Truly vegan! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1799 Would anyone be offended if I asked for ketchup? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1800 I could never be vegan…I’d feel like a cannibal 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1801 They are trying to increase their protein portion. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1802 Vegetarians night out without the wives 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1803 Do they think that will save them from being eaten by vegetarians? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1804 You're next. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1805 I heard that the cow ate their cousin. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1806 I never did take ‘You are what you eat’ very seriously. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1807 Is it just me, or is there three lifesize vegetables with arms, legs, eyes, and mouth, eating cheeseburgers and steak at the corner table? 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1808 Makes me not want to eat my vegetables now. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1809 Some people are so judgemental. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1810 Veggies on their vegetarian cheat day 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1811 I guess you aren’t what you eat after all. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1812 I guess we really aren’t what we eat! 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1813 I've heard of a beefsteak tomato, of course, but asparagus and broccoli? 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1814 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1815 They’re on the Atkins diet 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1816 They ordered the Old MacDonald’s Specials. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1817 Kind of ironic that they are eating meat. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1818 How gauche! They're using their salad forks on their entrée! 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1819 Should we be worried? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1820 Yup, end-stage vegetarian-itis. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1821 Don't forget to eat your veggies. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1822 I understand that the beefsteak tomato started it. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1823 I guess even vegans need a little protein now and then. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
1824 Yes dear, if you ate them, you would still be a vegetarian. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1825 Don’t you just hate it when you see someone who looks so familiar, but you can’t put a name with a face. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1826 Love this new carnitarian restaurant. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1827 Are they on the menu? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1828 This changes everything 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1829 They're radicals with the Vegetable Self Defense League. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1830 They all have green hair! 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1831 They’ve lost all connection to their roots. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1832 Not bad for a veggie burger, but you are what you eat. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1833 Circle of life. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1834 I would never have guessed they were carnivores. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
1835 I get it,sometimes salads make me sad too. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1836 Hypocrisy at its freshest. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1837 This upends everything I understood about the food chain. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1838 That’s rare. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1839 They sent back the water. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1840 Don’t look now, but I think the guy behind you is a vegetarian. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1841 That's a vegetarian diet that I can get behind. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1842 « Gary, it’s 2022. Perhaps we should stop staring. » 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1843 See John, I told you eating vegetables would give you enough protein 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1844 The restaurant must be fattening them up for the cows 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1845 And this is why people say: " Don't forget to eat your vegetables ' 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1846 Maybe we should have ordered the steak. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1847 And to all the patrons delight, only french fries and creamed spinach were the offered sides. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
1848 We get chopped in the morning, so let's enjoy our last meal. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1849 The one eating the burger looks pretty steamed to me. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1850 It's revenge on Michael Pollan. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1851 Screw them. Order more crudite. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1852 I've always said broccoli's got no taste 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1853 I hear they sell their kids to Amy's Kitchen. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1854 Karma 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1855 Of course, they're eating steak. Did you think they would allow cannibals to dine here? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1856 I told you this place had fresh veggies. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1857 I thought they would be vegetarians. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1858 The sign said vegetable restaurant not vegetarian 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
1859 Don't look now, Tomato, but I think the vegetarians at the next table are freaking out. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1860 Of course I'm upset! That's my twin brother she's eating! 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1861 Even vegetables deserve a cheat day. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1862 Paleo-vegans 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1863 What's their problem? Veggies can like meat too! 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1864 I guess it was pointless to order the vegan entree. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1865 Well this surely tops the old line "Do vegetarians eat Animal Crackers?" 1.2985 0.07672 67 53 8 6
1866 So that’s how you get steak tomatoes. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1867 Why should they be offended? We're not cannibals. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
1868 Revenge is sweet and medium rare. 1.2982 0.08289 57 45 7 5
1869 You're surprised they eat meat? Well I'm surprised the waiter still calls it a vegetable with that tomato in the mix. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1870 Vegetables are what they eat too. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1871 For them, veggies would be cannibalism. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1872 The waiter did ask us if we wanted vegetables on the side 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1873 Revenge of the health foods menu. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1874 I knew they'd have their revenge. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1875 You never know what’s in your food these days. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1876 Yeah, well I've got oil and vinegar and I'm not afraid to use it. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1877 Tell me, why did we become vegetarian again? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1878 So tell me again, why are we having salad this evening? 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1879 Take a picture, it lasts longer. It’s as if they expect us to be cannibals 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1880 If only we could be vegetarians! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1881 They have their turn to eat, then we have ours. So flesh subsides to flesh. So the eternal cycle persists. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1882 Don't say it, please don't say this is ironic. 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
1883 Impossible! Burger! 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1884 Maybe if they see what we're are eating the'll leave us alone. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1885 I know, I know... but can we also talk about the opposable thumbs? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1886 That's the cow that ate their mother 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1887 Barbarians! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1888 Just because you became a vegan doesn’t mean that appetite for politics has changed! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1889 Now that's what I call farm-to-table? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1890 Maybe cholesterol feeds your fiber. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1891 Somehow I never figured I'd feel guilty on a vegan diet. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1892 I mean I guess you aren’t what you eat 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1893 The broccoli looks steamed. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1894 I can tell it's time for me to get off the vegan diet. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1895 I don't think that's kosher. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1896 Like I needed another reason to hate vegetables! 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1897 You know a tomato isn’t a vegetable, it’s a berry! 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1898 And they are the ones that set up the preferred diet! 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
1899 I bet they'll have candy corn for dessert. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1900 They're looking at us like we're animals! 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1901 Well, they do say ‘you are what you eat’. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1902 Talk about your garden-variety phonies. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1903 Intelligence reports say its the only way Trump will eat veggies 1.2963 0.08619 54 43 6 5
1904 «God, I just hate vegetables. ». 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1905 I'll never not trim the ends again. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1906 It's getting harder to stick to that "don't eat anything with a face" rule 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1907 I'm just jealous they can eat anything they want and still be healthy. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1908 Bet they’re trying to lose weight on that paleo diet 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1909 Sorry guys but I was really craving a veggie burger 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1910 Don’t worry they’re only concerned about a couple of fruits 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1911 How’s your salad? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1912 Wait, why are those two vegetables hanging out with a fruit? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1913 Not good optics, but plants need protein, too. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1914 I guess they won’t accidentally eat a relative. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1915 Oh good! They’ve stopped eating our cousins long enough to judge us. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1916 But a tomato is a fruit. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1917 I have heard of Furries, but not of Veggies. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1918 Now we know why they’re full of nutrients 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
1919 I guess what goes around, comes around. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1920 The cannibals are here again. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1921 When you said this place was farm to table, this isn't what I imagined. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
1922 Yea, I agree it's weird, but as least there not cannibals 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1923 That looks pretty expensive for crudités. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1924 I knew it was a scam 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1925 I want what they 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1926 I wonder if they watch their cholesterol! 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1927 Where the hell do they think our protein comes from? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1928 We could've had a V-8! 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1929 Green party finally won the elections I guess 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1930 Jerry, just eat your sprouts- he’s not even over there. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1931 Farm to table to the other side of the farm. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1932 Bastards! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1933 I guess that's the circle of life. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1934 Oh dear, I hope that’s not the beyond burger” 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1935 I heard the paleo diet has some unexpected side-effects. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1936 I want what they’re having. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1937 They're eating meat again. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1938 So that 's what they mean by GMO! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1939 No wonder my cholesterol is high. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1940 They need to get some meat on their bones. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1941 I hate to complain, but the vegetables are chewy tonight. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1942 Well, you can't expect them to be vegetarians, can you? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1943 Oh, that’s a veggie burger 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1944 Honey, check out their steaks! I think they are recovering vegetarians! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1945 "That plant-based diet is for the birds." 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1946 They work for Impossible Foods. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1947 I understand the beefsteak tomato,but I thought his companions were vegans. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
1948 They look tastier now. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1949 Do they realize what eating that is doing to their stems? 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
1950 So good I can’t believe this place only got two stars 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
1951 If it wasn't for the Paleo diet, they'd be cannibals. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1952 I can just feel them dressing us with their eyes. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1953 Well George, they do need their protein. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1954 No one likes a cannibal. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1955 Maybe it's a cheat day?" 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1956 Disgusting cannibal! He's eating a veggie burger! 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
1957 They don't seem to understand; steamed is how we like them. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
1958 They have no cholesterol to worry about 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1959 We say nothing to the kids… 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1960 This is Beyond  Impossible . (the above symbols should be TM (trademark symbols)) 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1961 Quick, cancel the salad. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1962 No Fred, I'm sure it's not a veggie burger. 1.2941 0.09412 51 42 3 6
1963 They weren't exaggerating when they said it was farm-to-table. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1964 This is why they say eat your vegatables… if you don’t, they will start eating you 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1965 Oh now I understand why we call it a beefsteak tomato 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1966 They're next. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1967 The Steaks Are High 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1968 Take that, grass-fed beef! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1969 This is the strangest vegetarian restaurant I've ever been to! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1970 Well, actually, the tomato is considered a fruit. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1971 If there's bean no leek on their beet, lettuce not squash their relish. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1972 If this were a plane crash in the mountains, the broccoli would be the last to get eaten. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1973 Elbows on the table? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1974 Vegans are such hypocrites. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1975 I guess they are on the Paleo diet 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1976 I’m so sick of community-garden soil! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1977 We’ll try them next. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1978 When they said it was a vegetarian restaurant, I was thinking something different. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1979 As I said, never trust meat and veggies without a good Bordeaux. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1980 I hope they don’t notice I ordered the meat and three. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1981 I hope they don't find out this restaurant only serves plant-based meat products. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1982 Don't look now, but there's a pair of those veganmonsters over there checking us out 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1983 Can you hear what they’re talking about? All I hear is word salad 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1984 I guess the age old adage ‘you are what you eat’ really isn’t true 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1985 I guess his mother never told him to his elbows off the table! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1986 It's OK as long as you only eat animals that are also vegetarian. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1987 I guess, high cholesterol veg is now a thing. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1988 Mr. Potato head never had a chance. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1989 I guess you aren't necessarily what you eat after all. 1.2923 0.07821 65 52 7 6
1990 It's called the "Revenge Diet" -- nothing but animal protein. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1991 I guess they got tired of eating more vegetables. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1992 So then this Oz character starts talking salsa and guac! Does he even know me? 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1993 They say it's plant-based, but tastes just like meat. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
1994 Eat up guys, that vegan couple looks too hungry for my liking. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1995 It's not surprising they're strict carnivores. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1996 So that's how they make stuffed tomatoes. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1997 They just want to make vegetarians look bad. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1998 Even they're not vegetarian 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1999 Good to have a day off the menu 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2000 Vegetarianism can kiss my arse 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2001 Whatever happened to "No shoes, no shirt, no service?" 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2002 Broccoli’s night out! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2003 And you thought I was underdressed? 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2004 Rumors of a shuffle in the Food Pyramid appear to be true! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2005 I don't eat vegetables strictly on moral grounds. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2006 Do you think they know something they're not telling us? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2007 It's a vegetarian restaurant. Of course they serve vegetables. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2008 It's so pathetic to see veggies going bad. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2009 It’s the circle of life. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2010 Are all my beliefs delusions? 1.2917 0.07516 72 58 7 7
2011 They must not be local. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2012 I heard they don't eat dairy. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2013 They’re only human. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2014 Technically it’s still vegan. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
2015 I guess turnabout is fair play. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2016 I’m afraid people might mistake me for a Beefeater. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2017 I think maybe tonight we should skip the salad bar. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2018 So that’s how they get their proteins. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2019 This place is so overpriced. $20 for crudite and it doesn't even include the tequila? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2020 Not only the nuts eat Keto. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2021 Honey… didn’t you say you are what you eat??? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2022 You know, I have a good recipe for vegetable soup, Honey, get the gun. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
2023 Only eat meat Vegans are murderous 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
2024 I'm so steamed right now! 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
2025 Honey, I think the tables have finally turned 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
2026 They're trying to tell us something, I just know it. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2027 I guess they’re not ordering any side dishes. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2028 Look, a pack of Carniflores 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2029 Ya wanna bet the broccoli isn't eating a veggie burger? 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2030 I know thePaleo diet is all the rage, but this is ridiculous. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2031 I'll have what the veggies are having. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2032 Well, it looks like Impossible Meat merges with impossible vegetables. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2033 It looks like they skipped the salad bar." 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2034 What do they know that we don't? 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2035 What are they looking at? At least we're not cannibals. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2036 Are we still considered a vegetarian, my dear? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2037 Well, John, I guess it's only fair. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2038 I told you, we are starting a trend. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2039 I hope they finish soon so we can get our salad. John Oesterle Burke, Va 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2040 Fortunately, you really are not what you eat. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2041 Well I guess it is back to eating meat. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2042 GMOMG 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
2043 Did you expect them to be cannibals? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2044 Maybe we should squash this conversation. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2045 Suddenly the Miller-Clarksons realized they were witnessing the beginning of Operation Vegan Revenge. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2046 Can you believe the waitress offered us the vegetable medley? 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2047 I'm having second thoughts about being a vegetarian. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2048 Typical -- broccoli being different. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2049 What's so shocking? We don't eat our own kind either. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2050 Now I know how they get their protien! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2051 I always wondered why there's so much iron in broccoli. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2052 It must be Vegan Cheat Day 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2053 I don't like the way they are looking at us. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2054 Two legs good, large pulpy heads bad. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
2055 Now I know why I love veggies. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2056 F&#k vegan. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2057 That reminds me....Doris and Al Potatohead are in town, they want to have dinner with us.” 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2058 This isn’t dinner theater, don’t they know that? 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2059 I think I’ll pass on the mixed vegetables. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2060 A beef steak tomato eating a beef steak. What will the neighbors think? 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2061 It's a vegan conspiracy 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2062 Well, everyone needs protein. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2063 I wonder how they enjoyed the salad course. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2064 It's enough to turn you against meat. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2065 The Times was right; this restaurant is very vegan friendly. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
2066 These days all the best restaurants offer veggie-tables. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
2067 Even the healthy ones are going Keto now. 1.2885 0.08829 52 42 5 5
2068 One must get in their daily protein! 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
2069 Why didn't you order wine? Sick and tired of water,water,water. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
2070 I guess I just assumed they were vegetarian. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
2071 Well, what do you expect? It's not like we're over here eating human. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2072 Hypocrites! They must be Republicans. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2073 I am so sick of people asking, “Where’s the beef?” 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2074 I guess we've been vegan all these years for nothing. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2075 They usually see us at the bar. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2076 I thought vegetables were healthy. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2077 This proves you can get your protein by being vegetarian. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2078 vegetables! 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2079 I’ve always suspected something like this. The veggie burgers here are to die for. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2080 Vegetarian carnivores? Who knew? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2081 I guess revenge is a dish best served with Worcestershire. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2082 I hope this doesn't have hormones. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2083 I threatened to sue when the maître d' said they don't serve vegetables. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2084 So as I was saying about The Omnivore’s Dilemma… 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2085 I saw that flying pig again today. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2086 I work with those guys. The one in the middle gives off real stalker vibes. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2087 They only order veal after you ordered the baby carrots. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2088 I suppose turnabout is fair play. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2089 Now this is food! 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2090 The beefsteak tomato is the only one with a cogent defense. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2091 Thus began the green state-crimson state debacle. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2092 I wanted just one guilt-free meal. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2093 Whose idea was it to go vegetarian? 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2094 What’s going on with the broccoli? I thought all vegetables were strictly vegetarian. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2095 “You ever see an ear of corn eat a six pack of Slim Jim’s?” 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2096 I’m a meat and no potatoes kind of guy. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2097 I wish I was taller 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2098 I no longer feel guilty about being vegetarian. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2099 Now we know why vegetables are so good for you. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2100 Those veggies make me mad, don't they know what's good for them? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2101 I didn't even know they had teeth! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2102 Now I know why I love the vegetables in this place. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2103 What animals. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2104 All I’m saying is I’m glad the kids aren’t here to see this 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2105 Vegetables having protein with their meal 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2106 It's fine, dear. At least they're not eating their own. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2107 So the metaverse is carnivorous. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2108 Of course they‘re staring. We should never sit near vegans. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2109 I hope the cows at the other table don't see this. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2110 Glad we ordered HEALTHY sides. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2111 It was the same way with the cronut. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2112 That’s why they taste a bit ‘fishy’. It’s not me, it’s them! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2113 Non-GMO my ass! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2114 Well, they can't eat themselves now can they? 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2115 So much for genetically modified crops reducing the planet’s meat consumption 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2116 Obviously, you aren't what you eat. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2117 sure hope those net-scientists are right that meat can reverse the side effects of a vegan’s life. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2118 I knew it! 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2119 Mr. Potato Head must be getting carryout. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2120 Vegans are so judgmental 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2121 They are vegetarian contrarians. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2122 They eat so unhealthy.. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2123 Time was, Howard, when you didn’t have to worry about vegetables at a steakhouse. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2124 Vegans’ first dinner post Lent 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2125 I thought those three were vegetarians. Guess I was wrong. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2126 I want what’s eating them. 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
2127 Ten to one, that's real meat! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2128 If we wait until they’re finished, we can get our veggies and protein together without the guilt." 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2129 They’ve been waiting all season for this 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2130 Meat and three… 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2131 Jees! I reserved the Veg Table! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2132 Nothing is quite so delicious as irony! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2133 I should have ordered the salad. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2134 Crudites. Elitist? I don't see it. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2135 That's nothing. Last week I saw Smokey the Bear drop cigar ash on the carpet. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2136 I thought this was a vegan restaurant 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2137 Looks like Russia finally hit that Ukranian nuclear plant. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
2138 This place has gone downhill. The clientele is simply crude. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2139 What are they staring at—does eating a veggie burger make me look like some kind of cannibal? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2140 Who orders a burger at a place like this? 1.2857 0.08722 56 46 4 6
2141 I KNOW I SHOULD APPRECIATE THE IRONY, BUT IT'S SO WRONG. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2142 I think I see your point on GMOs. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2143 But where do they get their fiber? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2144 No Shirt, No Shoes...? 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2145 Feed them, Seymour. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2146 Just act natural, I’m pretty sure they’re carnivores . 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
2147 The mindset of vegetarians at a steak house 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2148 And that’s why not one of them is low in cholesterol. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2149 The service here is sub-pear. 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
2150 Of course they’re not vegans! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2151 And they’re supposed to be healthy. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2152 These motherfuckers… 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2153 If you want to eat healthy go sit in the veggie section Clarence. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2154 Vegans. We’ll show them! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2155 Keep an eye out for fruit flies. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2156 At least we know the vegetables are locally sourced. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2157 See, I told you if we let the gays get married, this would happen.” 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2158 Quinoa this, mon petit chou! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2159 The veggies are off the wagon again 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2160 Is this really a vegan restaurant? 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2161 Darling, do you think I need glasses? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2162 If We Humans Eat Veggies,What Do Veggies Eat? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2163 This makes me feel less guilty about eating Don 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2164 Even though we're vegetables we don't have to eat like vegans. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2165 Don't pay them any attention; they're meat industry plants. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2166 It's a nice break from dirt. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2167 Next time let's bring Eggplant and Zucchini. They'd love the meat-based ratatouille. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2168 Looks like the food chain has gone full circle 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2169 With genetically modified foods, at least the beef is pesticide-free 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2170 Tit for tat. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2171 We ain't nobody's side dish. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2172 If you're not at the table, you're on the menu. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2173 You ordered yours 'steamed', right? 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2174 Let’s have what they’re having… and them, on the side. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2175 Vegan, schmegan. You’re not going to catch me getting all cannibalistic! 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2176 I’d feel less uneasy if they were cannibals. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2177 They think they're so great because they have their own section. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2178 I hate those vegans 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2179 Even they don't like them. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
2180 I heard they were adding more protein to our vegetables. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2181 Must they make it so obvious that we’ve been duped? 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
2182 Such hypocrites’ 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2183 They say it's hard for restaurant critics to avoid recognition. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2184 Are they getting their B12 vitamins? 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2185 The steaks were higher in our salad days! 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2186 So much for "I'd rather have a V-8". 1.2833 0.08265 60 49 5 6
2187 Flexitarians are the worst. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2188 I could’ve sworn the saying was you are what you eat 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2189 Apparently it’s “Do as I say, not as I chew…” 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2190 I think it's their form of rumspringa. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2191 Don't worry. If it gets too hot, they'll bolt. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2192 It looks like crudite platters have gotten a big head. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2193 No wonder the price of crudités is through the roof. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2194 So a broccoli, an asparagus, and a tomato walk into the bar and - 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2195 After this, let's go wait for them in the alley... with a peeler and a stock pot. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2196 So, this is what they meant when they claimed- This restaurant has organically fed veggies. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
2197 Those animals were at the salad bar earlier. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2198 Let them stare. Im not a cannibal. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2199 As a vegan, I can’t help feeling mocked. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2200 Such well mannered crudités 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2201 If you don't think about it too much, it kind of makes sense. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2202 I suppose if they clean their plates they will want dessert. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2203 If they had cholesterol it would be through the roof. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2204 Now we know what makes them superfoods. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2205 Ha,ha! What are they beefing about? Maybe we can get those vegetarians to leave our relatives alone! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2206 Sufferin’ succotash ! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2207 It doesn't look vegetarian to me. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2208 Have you seen the waiter? I need some peas and quiet. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2209 It's disgusting when vegetables go bad. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2210 Keep eating. We are doing nothing wrong 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2211 Maybe that Anti-GMO Movement is on to something. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2212 Does this mean I'm not a vegetarian? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2213 This should terrorize them... 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2214 Wonder what diet THEY’RE on? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2215 I hear it's Vegan Lent. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2216 Wow, that’s some ‘fro. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2217 Oh, yeah, like their cholesterol is gonna go up. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2218 If they only tasted like what they eat! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2219 Derek, don’t you dare tell them I’m a vegetarian 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2220 That’s their Rumshpringa 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2221 I think they took garden to table literally. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2222 Now I get the science behind plant-based protein. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2223 Like Mamma always said, “Eat all your meaties.” 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2224 No wonder there's no vegetarian option. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2225 I only eat at ‘farm-to-table’ restaurants 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2226 You see, too much beef turns you into a vegetable 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2227 I only hope it isn't anybody we know. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2228 I find that to be a very odd definition of "vegetarian." 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2229 They're getting their protein. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2230 I always suspected that vegans were hypocrites 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2231 Do you think what they're eating is plant-based? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2232 Think they know about our survivors guilt? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2233 We all have to do our bit, even if it hurts 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2234 Of course they are. They don't have arteries. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2235 Thomas - even you've got to admit - this is a lot tastier than chemical fertilizer. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2236 John, if you are what you eat, don’t get the burger. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2237 I'm not sure that's carbon neutral. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2238 At least now I understand why I couldn't get ketchup with my steak. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2239 I tell you hon, only in New York. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2240 Screw those effete vegetarians! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2241 Certainly gives the idea of plant food a new meaning. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2242 I warned you this was just a garden-variety steakhouse. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2243 Talk about high protein foods! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2244 It’s their poison pill against hostile vegan takeover. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2245 Who do they think we are, cannibals? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2246 Eat quick. I think tre Vegetarians at the next table have spotted us! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2247 It's the revenge of the veggies! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2248 Is that how you make beef and broccoli? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2249 So the waiter goes, ‘Eat? you’re vegetables!’ Some nerve 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
2250 What are they looking at? The sign said “VEGETARIAN “Restaurant… 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
2251 So far we’re ok. Just keep the bacon away or it’ll be anarchy 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
2252 What will the vegetarians think? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2253 Grew some don't you think? 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
2254 Eating these vegan meat substitutes makes me feel like a cannibal. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2255 It's grass fed, so it can't be all bad. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2256 They’re staring again, aren’t they. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2257 Can't we just take iron supplements? 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
2258 It's like they've never seen someone eat meat. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2259 I told you their beef contained growth hormones. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2260 I can smell it -- They're eating Soylent Green! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2261 They must know something we don't. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2262 The're probably flexitarians. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2263 But no wine? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2264 Their mother, if they even had one, sure didn't teach them any table manners! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2265 I’ll bet they smoke weed too… 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2266 Raw herbivore steaks? I guess revenge really is a dish best served cold. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2267 That's a whole new level of revenge eating. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2268 I don’t understand how some vegetables can eat beyond meat. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2269 Should we send back the salads? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2270 No, not an heirloom. I think that’s a beefsteak tomato. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2271 Perhaps we should rethink being vegan. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2272 No, it's beef. I'm sure it's beef. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2273 Juicy 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2274 Look: the classic guy who spoils a steak night ordering a hamburger. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2275 You know what they say, a crudités filets keep the doctor away 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2276 My, the Veggies really are fresh 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2277 These vegetables are Impossible! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2278 The sign did say they serve vegetables 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2279 I feel bad for them. They have such tiny arms. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2280 I wonder if those guys are on the paleo diet... 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2281 So I guess that means we're not vegan 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2282 Those vegetarians are such hypocrites 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2283 It's appalling, ordering everything well-done. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2284 I hope they get high cholesterol. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2285 This is what they call a vegan restaurant? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2286 Vegans identifying as carnists 1.2787 0.05788 61 44 17 0
2287 Is theirs also locally grown and organic? Eh, still wish we stayed home and just vegged. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2288 I told you vegetables shouldn’t be eaten daily! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2289 C’mon...you knew. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2290 Ugh! Eating vegan meat makes me feel like a vegetarian cannibal... 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2291 I thought only one of them was a Beefeater. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2292 How did they get in,considering the dressing code? 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2293 So, that's why they're rich in iron! 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2294 OK, so they're carnivores. But at least they're not cannibals. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2295 Our salad days are at end 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2296 Is that?” “It couldn’t be…” “Impossible. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2297 Relax, dear. They're just carnivores, not cannibals. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2298 They're eating grass-fed beef. Somehow that feels wrong. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2299 Oh geez, don't turn around. We've been outed!" Broc, Gus and Tom are sighted at their weekly meating by the editors of Vegetarian Times. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2300 What a bunch of hypocrites. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2301 There are a lot of Vitamins and minerals going on at that table. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2302 I’ll never make it as an omnivore 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2303 Are they in a parallel universe...or are we? 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2304 I guess to day is their cheat day 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2305 Now we know the secret to a balanced diet 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2306 Somewhere Michael Pollan is weeping. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2307 Are those vegetables carnivores? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2308 So, do you still think irradiating food was a good idea? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2309 This concerns me. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2310 And in an hour, they'll turn yellow. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2311 They hate vegetarians. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2312 The tomato I get; it’s a beefsteak, after all. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2313 How did they think we get our vitamin B 12? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2314 Wow, they eat like animals. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2315 I don’t think that bodes well for walking through the garden anymore. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2316 Vengeance is best served cold. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2317 I should have ordered a side salad. I need more fiber. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
2318 They probably just came from the VA ( Vegans Anonymous) meeting from the church next door. 1.2778 0.06152 54 39 15 0
2319 I hate vegans! 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2320 Even they won’t eat veggies! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2321 I think it's called flexitarianism. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2322 It's about damn time they updated the food chain!! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2323 Well the menu does say free range 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2324 I’ll have what they are having, it looks healthy! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2325 OK, so they're organic, but oh my god, they're sullying the very concept of "vegan"! 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2326 They surely are not what they eat. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2327 Taterhead hasn't been gone a day, and they obviously can't resist going carnivore! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2328 I wonder if they had a salad as a starter 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
2329 So a tomato, a broccoli crown and an asparagus stalk walk into a restaurant…. I told you jean you can’t make this up 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
2330 Wait 'till the vegetarians hear about this. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2331 This is the last time we are going to a vegetarian restaurant 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2332 You think they're vegan? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2333 Cannibles, we ain't!" 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2334 This restaurant is always serving veggie-tables on the side. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2335 Well, I guess not everyone's wrestling with the omnivore's dilemma. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2336 Imagine that, compromising their diet like that. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2337 If we order them as our next course we will have had a very balanced meal. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2338 I guess they suffer protein deficiency 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2339 You are certainly NOT a hot tomato!!! 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2340 Must be the Affirmative Action seating. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2341 So is that is what it means to "veg out"? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2342 Relaxing at the steakhouse. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2343 I’m jealous. They don’t have to watch their cholesterol. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2344 They don't know what quinoa is either. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2345 They could at least have put on some clothes! 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2346 Shhh, just don’t let them see your salad. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2347 Eat up. Were about to get another lecture from the vegans. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2348 See? I told you the salad tasted like steak here. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
2349 This is why I never take off the rubber bands. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
2350 You think they'd be up for a tossed salad? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2351 I can’t bring myself to try a veggie burger. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2352 With diets like that, they won't last till fall. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2353 They're being careful to avoid foods with lycopene and vitamin K since they have so much already. r 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2354 Revenge porn I'm guessing. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2355 It's good to know that they're not cannibals. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2356 Pendulum 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2357 Those are vegetables fed cow. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2358 They gave me snide looks at the salad bar. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
2359 Their Missing a Color from the Pyramid. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2360 No wonder vegetarians eat us. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2361 Last meal requests. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2362 At least they didn't order side salads. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2363 So now what do you suggest we do ? If we decide to leave the V8!!!! 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2364 Look over there and tell me again ‘ you are what you eat’! 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2365 I guess they don't care about the rainforests either. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
2366 They serve big portions here. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2367 I love a good farm-to-table restaurant! 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2368 Is that the contrarian diet? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2369 I thought you said this wasn’t a vegetarian place? 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2370 I knew we shouldn’t have ordered salads 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2371 Vegivores? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2372 Rhubarb would be appalled. 1.2754 0.07693 69 57 5 7
2373 Still proud of being a vegan? 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2374 I’d guess younger. I still see some shades of green 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2375 Do you think it's plant-based? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2376 Just keep eating and ignore their vegan-stare 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2377 What? First time at a farm-to-table restaurant? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2378 Just when we turn vegan, they turn on us! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2379 No, I don't think that's a veggie burger. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2380 At least it’s Gluten Free. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2381 I’ll never think of “Eat your veggies “ the same. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2382 Turn around is fairly delicious 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2383 I just think that three at a table looks really weird. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
2384 Being vegan is getting too complicated. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
2385 I told you they would do it if they could 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
2386 Impossible that the broccoli is eating a burger. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2387 I guess fortified vegetables are now the latest thing . 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2388 I here the vegetable plate is to die for 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2389 Should have gotten my hair done! We always get stared at when we eat out. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2390 I was wondering about that bone in my tomato 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2391 What do they do for Vitamin K and potassium” 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2392 I think the new GMOs have gone too far. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2393 They’re not Vegans, that’s for sure! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2394 Looks like the secret life of plants is going public. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2395 They say that true vegetarians never eat anything that has a face. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2396 I'm sure they're Beyond Burgers! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2397 Is this some new twist on the Paleo Diet? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2398 It’s the same every night since they went on statins. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2399 Where do you think it comes out? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2400 Must be nice to not worry about getting enough roughage." 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2401 You've heard of beefy vegetables, haven't you? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2402 So rude. We’re right here and they know we’re made out of meat! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2403 This is so bizarre and strange, Robert Ripley will never believe it. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2404 Savages. Who dares to order that here without a bold burgundy to pair it with? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2405 Do you think they heard us ordering our salads? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2406 Honey, I told you not to microdose before dinner. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2407 Wait until they find out those are off of the ‘impossible’ menu. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
2408 I'm pretty sure he says "Tom-ah-to." 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2409 Leave the garden fence open for one moment and this is what happens. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2410 I think this proves you are not what you eat. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2411 I tried the veggie burger, I just couldn’t get into it. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2412 What's eating you, dear? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2413 Not sure how I feel about the new meat-based plant diet. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2414 Review said this was a meat and vegetables place. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2415 Do you think there is something to this carnivore diet fad? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2416 This place is going to the produce. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2417 Atkins for us, dudes-- lower carbs and keep grandma safe. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2418 Quick, hide your salad. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2419 Well, all round it's a balanced diet 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2420 They'll be smug about it until one of them needs the Heimlich. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2421 I guess they don't have to worry about the cholesterol. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2422 It's gluten-free. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2423 What happened to good old photosynthesis? 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2424 Just wait until the see their cholesterol charts 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2425 You're right: they're not vegetarians! 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2426 Little Jimmy should know nothing about this 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2427 Man I hate the way those Vegans glare at you for enjoying a steak or burger! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2428 Dear, I have been telling you we should try the Paleo diet! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2429 You are what you eat, not! 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2430 OUTRAGEOUS! They aren't even properly dressed! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2431 It looks like vegetarianism was too much for them. 1.2727 0.07947 66 55 4 7
2432 Lettuce not judge lest ye be judged. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2433 A Meat Lover's Guide to Vegetables. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2434 As my mother said: “Dinner is not complete without veggies” 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2435 Imagine serving vegetables with meat! I thought this was a vegan restaurant. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2436 meatatarians 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2437 Wow! Those famous Vegetarians are eating Steaks!!! 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2438 They've been genetically modified to be American. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2439 Did they order the quadriceps special? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2440 There's nothing worse than a reformed vegetarian. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2441 I get it. I wouldn't want to eat my friends either. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2442 No red wine for them. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2443 I wonder if those are the carnivorous plants we've been hearing about. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2444 Why do they look so surprised? I’m a Beefeater.” 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2445 I didn’t know they served crudites here! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2446 Revenge is truly delicious 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2447 Et tu, Tomato? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2448 I didn't know they had mouths 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2449 Don't worry. They're just trying to score political points. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2450 Whoever said vegetables don’t have cholesterol in them, never ate here. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2451 To me, white tablecloths mean 'no hands' . 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2452 Well I suppose that makes sense. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2453 Better be ‘impossible’ 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2454 What, you expect them to be cannibals? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2455 Is it just me,or have plant-based foods evolved quite fast? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2456 He's a beefsteak tomato. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2457 I'm starting to think our mushroom appetizer was of the 'magic' variety. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2458 Can you believe they're eating that with no fries? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2459 They're giving us that look of vegan entitlement. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2460 … so THAT’S how they stay healthy! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2461 Revenge is Meat! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2462 This is how the vegetables keep going and growing so that those vegans have enough protein. LOL 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2463 My god, that looks like a Beyond Burger! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2464 Damn i wish I could kill and eat those guys lol 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2465 It must be cheat day. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2466 should we tell them that the burger has ketchup on it? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2467 I invited Mr. Bean,but he ended up in the salad bar. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2468 I wish we hadn't order the salad appetizer. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2469 I guess that’s why this restaurant is farm-to-table #7. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
2470 But you ARE what you eat...that's "Impossible Meat." ™ 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2471 Wait, is that Roger from accounts?... 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2472 Beyond Meat takes on a whole new meaning, doesn’t it? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2473 I just love her hair. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2474 Stare all you want, we’re the Meat Too generation. 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
2475 Those veggies aren't having wine; what cannibals. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
2476 This paleo diet thing has gotten out of hand. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
2477 Who's changing the climate now. OK wait that's not funny 1.2708 0.06482 48 35 13 0
2478 You can see why they would refuse to eat their vegetables. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2479 If you are what you eat, I have a feeling this is about to get messy. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2480 Looks like Bills wife finally pulled the plug. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2481 I feel bad for the tomato...it's a fruit. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2482 How do they manage to still stay healthy? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2483 I might skip the salad. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2484 Truly farm to table. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2485 I’ve heard of beefsteak tomatoes, but this is ridiculous. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2486 What a nerve they have to look at us after what they're doing to Grape! 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2487 This place is farm to table - and back to the farm! 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2488 Paleo schmaleo! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2489 They eat us, we eat them 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2490 Why do they keep staring? Lettuce enjoy our meal in peas. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2491 They'll be sorry when their cellulose turns to cellulite. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2492 Don't let a few crudités at the next table spoil your dinner, Jeff. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2493 The reparations movement is out of control. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2494 They’d just as soon eat you as look at you. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2495 Do you think they’re trying to tell us something? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2496 Now do you understand why I don't like vegetables? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2497 They say you’re what you eat… here goes nothing 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2498 Keto is okay,but I like my carbs. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2499 I trimmed my nose hair today. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2500 I was only just getting used to the furries! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2501 They’re attacking their food with relish. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2502 Your vegan cousin is not gonna like this. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2503 I guess vegetables are out. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2504 If I were them, I guess I wouldn’t care for the vegetarian option either. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2505 Now that’s just Impossible 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2506 I guess it is true you really are what you eat. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2507 Should have listened to my gut - I knew the salad didnt feel right. #fauxmeatfauxpas 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2508 I understand the Steak Tomato, but what about the rest? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2509 Maybe I don’t want to know the story of my food. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2510 Look at those guys; it's like they've never seen food before! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2511 Tomorrow's soups should be spec-tac-ular! 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
2512 Vegans are superior. Notice their leather shoes. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2513 I hear he’s gone underground. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
2514 Hey Sally, "I'll have what they are having". 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2515 They should try watching what they eat. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
2516 Crude eat, eh? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2517 I say it's tofu and I say the hell with it. 1.2692 0.08734 52 43 4 5
2518 This is why I don’t order the broccoli beef. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2519 I’m sorry we don’t serve your kind here. This is a vegetable only restaurant. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2520 At least they don't eat their young. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2521 And they call themselves vegetarians 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2522 So that’s why vegetables are so healthy. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2523 Call any vegetable. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2524 Next time let's order what they're having 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2525 The vegans are eating our steak! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2526 Do you believe in karma? It’s only a matter of time before we are on their menu. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2527 I had forgotten that the Green New Deal was to be discussed today in the building by the Democrats! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2528 They all look like fruits to me. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2529 Now that their dirty little secret is out, being a vegetarian has suddenly become very confusing. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2530 Looks like their last supper. 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
2531 So that’s why vegetables are good for you. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2532 You would have thought they at least would have ordered a salad. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2533 that is so unhealthy, all meat, no vegetables. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2534 Really Like Their Hairstyles 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2535 Wh’d you assume they were vegan? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2536 An ear of corn and a carrot stick would round out the color palette. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2537 I notice they didn’t order sides 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2538 Lettuce entertainment you 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2539 Ugh, vegans are always looking at me like I’m a piece of meat 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2540 They think it’s so cool to be a megan. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2541 Please tell me that's not grassfed beef. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
2542 Tomatoes aren’t supposed to sit at the vegetable. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2543 I assume that the are all vegans! 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
2544 Do they not wonder why Onion isn't joining them? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2545 Beef, it’s what’s for dinner…. even the vegans agree! 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
2546 I always wondered where broccoli came from. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2547 Hey look it’s a big testicle, big penis and big piece of broccoli 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2548 A burger? At a restaurant this expensive? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2549 From soy based protein....I hope. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2550 Why do people always give us dirty looks when we eat our meats? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2551 Very curious that they're not having anything to drink! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2552 At lease when they’re done waving those signs around, the owner feeds them well. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2553 Republicans have no shame. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2554 Looks like they still can't grow GMO foods without some kind of Roundup. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2555 They claim they're plant based,but... 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2556 They call themselves revenge of the herbs. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2557 Plant based vs. based plants. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2558 Does grass-fed beef make it better or worse? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2559 Well now hold on honey, we don't know if global warming is to blame for this or not. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2560 It's less disturbing than the water cycle. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2561 Omnivores scare me. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2562 If he says stir fry in that tone one more time i'm calling him hominid tartar 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2563 We need to rethink this whole vegan thing. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2564 How rude. It's like they've never seen a vegetable eat meat before. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2565 I guess I'm vegetarian now — I'll have what they're having. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2566 So this is why this restaurant is considered vegetarian. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2567 Eat your meat, eat your meat... These humans taste terrible! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2568 You shall never tell my vegan friends of this moment. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2569 Do you think there's anything left at the salad bar? 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2570 Does this mean being vegan is impossible? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2571 Hey Broc, Gus, did that lady just ask for ketchup?!? Too bad Corny isn't here. He has better ears than we have. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2572 Since when does a steakhouse serve vegetables? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2573 It’s not surprising—vegetables don’t eat each other. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2574 I didn't realize this restaurant serves crudité. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2575 Where are the Carbs? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2576 No, you should not ask if you can “shave a little off” for your side salad. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2577 Let them watch… 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2578 I thought you said this restaurant was vegetarian. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2579 Eat more, veggies. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2580 They think they're so cute. I'm going to order more asparagus. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
2581 Pass the ketchup. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2582 I told you, Carol, this isn’t your typical farm to table place. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2583 If I looked like them, I'd want to beef up too! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2584 Cows are vegetarians, so it is only fair for vegetables to eat beef 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2585 OMG, Vegan carnivores! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2586 That's it! No more meat for me. I don't want to become a vegetable. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2587 I never thought I'd see the day. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2588 Last week they had a cauliflower with them. I noticed they've added cauliflower to the menu... 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2589 Where is Mr Potato Head 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2590 They just fell off the produce wagon 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2591 At least they're eating plant based hamburgers. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2592 Dinner with crudite 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2593 Hmm. So THAT's how they stay strong! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2594 Well, the doctor said if they didn't cut back on cholestorol they'd be vegetables the rest of their lives. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2595 Isn't that corn-fed beef? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2596 I still think you need a grain. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2597 You see, Eric, vegetables are against cannibalism also. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2598 What's for dessert, blood pudding? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2599 It's called "crudités"...or something like that... 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2600 Let them talk! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2601 They call them carnigans. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2602 I eat strictly vegetarians. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2603 George! Stop the stares. They don’t have arteries. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2604 Hide your salad, it’s impolite. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2605 What’s a good antonym for cannibal? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2606 -What do You think about them, Honey? -They are surely two abortionists and one communist. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2607 Now here’s an example of having your cake and eating it too. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2608 I don't think it's reverse discrimination. They just know it's the dressing that kills you. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2609 It’s a true farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2610 Be a meat eater, just don’t throw it in our faces. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2611 I never did understand why anyone would be a vegetarian! 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2612 They 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2613 They really should be eating each other. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2614 What that table has looks good! But I don't like what they ordered. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2615 That's why the Porterhouse comes with fish emulsion. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2616 Come off it, Dan. You'd rather they be cannibals? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2617 OK, but they're still not eating gluten. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2618 They are getting even with the cattle. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2619 They're stalking up for their next vegetarian campaign. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2620 Mutant GMOs, for sure... 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2621 I’ll have the beefsteak 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2622 Vegans are gonna make us sick ! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2623 You know, this Keto diet isn't half bad!" 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2624 I’m just surprised they’re not Vegans. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2625 are they plant-based? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2626 And you thought we were apostates. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2627 I always said they'd eat us if they could. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2628 I guess omnivores are the only ones facing a dilemma 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2629 Do you think that’s how veggie burgers get their protein? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2630 The Broccoli Burger looks tasty. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2631 Well, at least we know they're not cannibals. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2632 Waitin' for this since I was a seed. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2633 We're grown up! Why do we always have to sit at the vege table? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2634 No, Malcolm, I *don't* think saying, 'Talk about a vege-table' is a silly thing to shout right now 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2635 I think we should order them for dinner. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2636 What happened to photosynthesis? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2637 How Food Fights Start: "Yes, Richard, I know that Tommy calls me the mop head. Did you know he calls you Pencil Dick?" 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
2638 It's not the Mediterranean diet but, at least, they are not practicing cannibalism. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2639 "Makes sense to me. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2640 they call this Vegan? 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2641 That's just awful they would eat those poor animals 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2642 Because salads would make them cannibals. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2643 Aren’t they the stars of the Joke? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2644 I knew we should have eaten our veggies when we had the chance. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2645 I am just a little bit queasy, now that you mention it, 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
2646 Now you know - you are using the wrong plant food!" 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2647 I’ve never understood the free-range crowd. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2648 A Case of Inadvertent Cannibalism at the Impossible Restaurant 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2649 Where's the waiter with our misters? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2650 This is exactly what I feared would happen when they put fruits and veggies at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2651 A beefsteak tomato out with friends. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2652 Well, it is a vegetarian restaurant. 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
2653 I'm sure it's all grass- fed. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2654 I guess they're not vegetarians. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2655 The inevitable blowback. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2656 Oh great. Here comes the seasonal crowd. 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
2657 I can't imagine ever eating one of our own! 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
2658 I don't want to worry you – don't look now – but there are ruthless barbarians at the next table behind you. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2659 How can you expect to grow up big and strong without protein? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2660 Traitors! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2661 They were told this was their last meal. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2662 Now do you see why we were raised vegetarian? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2663 The anti-vegan protesters are getting serious. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2664 Dear, is that why they call it plant-based protein? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2665 So THAT’S how they make plant-based meat! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2666 They take farm-to-table seriously here.” 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2667 Attention parents of vegetarians: your children ARE getting enough protein. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2668 They said something to me about eliminating the competition. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2669 Are you ready to do the Heimlich maneuver? 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2670 I guess their Mother couldn't tell them to eat their vegetables 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2671 I'm so happy we were able to get a table at this new restaurant. I was afraid I'd wither away before I got to try their plant based meats. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2672 This is the last time you’re picking the restaurant for date-night. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2673 Are beef fed vegetables the new grass fed beef 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
2674 I thought you said this place had al fresco dining. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2675 Just your garden variety turnabout is fair play. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2676 Let's just ask first. If it's not a salad bar I'm pretty sure we're going to jail. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2677 If not vegan, are they at least plant-based? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2678 It’s their binge day. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2679 I wish I could eat like that and look as healthy as they do." 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2680 Soylent Green anyone? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2681 I thought you were Vegan! 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2682 Can you believe they'd bring that fruit here? 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2683 I think they’re relishing this way too much. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2684 I'd much rather eat my vegetables than watch my vegetables eat. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2685 On second thought, I'll have a V-8. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2686 I bet they leave peanuts for a tip. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2687 They never stop talking about being carnivores. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
2688 The chef is fattening them up before the slaughter. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2689 They’re so fresh! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2690 I always thought revenge was a dish best served cold. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2691 I’ll go with the veggie burger. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2692 Be a good vegetable and eat your meat! 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2693 No wonder the crudités is so expensive. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
2694 Maybe they know something we don't know. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2695 Vegan, my foot! 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2696 No wonder crudites have gotten so expensive.” 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2697 I guess convictions don’t matter at this point. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2698 I’m guessing it’s not meatless Monday. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2699 I hate broccoli. Look, he is eating a hamburger in a steakhouse restaurant. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2700 Well, when you said this restaurant was popular with the vegan crowd I thought... 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2701 Tastes just like chicken 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2702 Well, this farm-to-table movement has become ridiculous. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2703 They say that cow ate their parents. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2704 Yes, I think the curly-haired guy is stalking me. I said don't look! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2705 I'm not sure this restaurant understands the farm-to-table movement. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2706 Welcome to 'Merica! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2707 That's odd ... No drinks 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2708 Brazen, hypocritical elites! 1.2609 0.08475 46 37 6 3
2709 But are they getting enough bioflavonoids? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2710 Yup, it was definitely the one in the middle who used the bathroom before me. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2711 It seems we’re all in a rather vegetative state today!” Do you think it was something we ate? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2712 Seriously, is everyone eating paleo these days? 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
2713 We have to get out of Hell’s Kitchen. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2714 Evidently, you aren't necessarily what you eat. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
2715 Be quiet and just eat your humans, children. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
2716 Tastes like chicken 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
2717 Hypocrisy or justice — which? 1.2609 0.07628 69 58 4 7
2718 Show offs! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2719 I've never understood how they can eat their own phyla. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2720 I don't know... I guess I expected them to be vegan. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
2721 I’m glad we ordered without them. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2722 Just look at them – they’re like animals." 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2723 Vegetarians these days… 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2724 Mmmm, a veggie burger made from real vegetarians! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2725 I guess they’re vegetarians…except when they eat meat. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2726 Another good reason to eat all of your vegetables. 1.2609 0.06546 46 34 12 0
2727 Has VeggieTales Gone Too Far? 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
2728 I thought we were supposed to eat the greens... And not dine with them. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2729 Damned vegans. Pretend like you're eating tofu. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2730 revenge is a meal best served cold 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2731 They didn't want ketchup, either. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2732 Well, of course they eat meat! Did you think they were cannibals? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2733 Show like you chew just like a pig. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2734 I wonder if they know something we don't. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2735 These plant-based meats give me gas, and I still feel a bit guilty somehow. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2736 So that's why they named this restaurant Potato Head's Revenge. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2737 To be honest, Zagat did say it was "vegetarian-friendly." 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2738 It's their only way of exacting revenge. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2739 Eat until you are eaten! 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
2740 I knew it. Carnivores! 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2741 At least that explains the beefsteak tomato. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2742 Honey, did you say it's a 'farm-to-table' restaurant?! 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2743 Ahhh. So that’s why it’s called a beefsteak tomato. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2744 You are what you eat. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2745 I was aware it worked the other way around, but... 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2746 I wonder what color his pee is 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
2747 So you really are what you eat 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2748 this gene splicing is getting out of control 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
2749 And here I thought you are what you eat 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2750 and so I says to him, I says … Harold … going vegan is equivalent to going cannibal 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2751 Who the hell wants to be on the bottom of a food pyramid? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2752 Look! They must be Dr. Oz's Pennsylvania crudites on vacation. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2753 That's what happens if you don't eat your vegetables. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2754 Don't be judgmental, honey, they're probably just exploring their identity. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2755 They only eat vegetarians 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
2756 Makes sense—they wouldn’t want to eat their own kind. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2757 What did you expect, vegans? 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
2758 I have no idea why they always assume we're vegan. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2759 I'd expect that from the beef tomato, but the other two? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2760 Please tell them we look like vegans and we taste like vegans; but we’re not vegans. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2761 Can vegans eat animal crackers? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2762 'Talk about cross-contamination on the grill.' 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2763 Let them eat Steak. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2764 ...so, you expect them to eat their relatives? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2765 They look familiar, don’t they? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2766 Grass fed, organic, free of pesticides and insecticides...I think they're on to something. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2767 Did she just call us meat pimps? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2768 TIME WE LEFT, WE COULD BECOME DESSERT 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2769 These yelp-elites really are a different breed altogether. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2770 You guys have to try this impossible burger! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2771 I don’t understand it either—why would a stalk of asparagus need to wear glasses? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2772 Some of my best friends are vegetables 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2773 You two better not ask for ketchup this time! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2774 See, honey? You CAN get enough protein with a plant based diet. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2775 Do they realize that's all corn-fed beef? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2776 They aren't worried about THEIR cholesterol! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2777 Everyone has a cheat day. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2778 It's come full circle. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2779