Contest #815


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815

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Elbows on the table. Another reason I don’t like broccoli.”
  2. “On the other hand, wouldn’t it be weirder if they had ordered salad?”
  3. “I’d eat like that, too, if I had no arteries.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-08-21T22:38:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-09-04T22:40:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-08-29T22:39:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 5, 2022
Number of captions 6344
Number of responses 534542
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This place is known for serving local produce. 1.9078 0.01632 2418 900 841 677
1 Appears to be a food group . 1.9032 0.02218 1332 507 447 378
2 Elbows on the table. Another reason I don't like broccoli. 1.8849 0.01395 3433 1366 1096 971
3 Well, you did tell the waiter to serve the vegetables first." 1.8585 0.01520 2806 1136 931 739
4 Well, if I was going to spoil in a few days, I'd have steak too 1.8508 0.01904 1736 695 605 436
5 How can they be here without dressing?! 1.8404 0.01796 2043 862 645 536
6 After months of just fertilizer can you blame them? 1.8383 0.01662 2282 933 785 564
7 This is the only place around here that serves vegetables. 1.8319 0.01587 2534 1057 846 631
8 It could get really messy if we have to Heimlich the tomato. 1.8285 0.01887 1866 807 572 487
9 On the other hand, wouldn't it be weirder if they had ordered salad? 1.8278 0.01670 2230 918 778 534
10 We tried for three months to get a reservation and they just walk in, farm to table. 1.8198 0.02073 1498 641 486 371
11 I would send over a salad, but it could be someone they know. 1.8181 0.02653 918 395 295 228
12 You know it’s a good vegetarian restaurant when the vegetables eat there. 1.8143 0.01874 1917 856 561 500
13 The menu does say they serve vegetables. 1.8114 0.01582 2487 1052 852 583
14 Why do they always serve the salad first? 1.8093 0.01649 2397 1053 748 596
15 When did they start serving vegetables? 1.7990 0.01927 1731 765 549 417
16 Eat slow. I want to see what they get for dessert. 1.7982 0.01714 2027 849 738 440
17 See? Even they don't want kale at their table. 1.7937 0.01680 2268 1008 720 540
18 I didn’t know they served vegetables here. 1.7893 0.01823 1884 830 621 433
19 Turns out you aren’t what you eat. 1.7891 0.01655 2210 951 774 485
20 I have to admit... it's refreshing to see they don't eat their vegetables either 1.7881 0.01644 2166 912 801 453
21 Are they still staring? I feel like I'm in the produce aisle. 1.7879 0.02398 1056 456 368 232
22 Vegetables served separately" seems to mean something different here 1.7873 0.02018 1467 627 525 315
23 You see… even broccoli doesn’t like broccoli! 1.7851 0.01918 1717 766 554 397
24 So this is farm to table. 1.7633 0.01889 1635 716 590 329
25 See? They don't want kale at their table either. 1.7622 0.02065 1455 665 471 319
26 It must be a special occasion. Usually they just get water. 1.7567 0.02131 1340 610 446 284
27 Sorry Tom, but this burger really needs ketchup. 1.7534 0.02245 1253 588 386 279
28 Apparently you are not what you eat 1.7486 0.02031 1416 636 500 280
29 I can't keep track anymore. Are those plant-based meats or meat-based plants? 1.7478 0.02328 1118 515 370 233
30 If you think that’s bad, I saw them smoking outside earlier. 1.7476 0.02238 1276 609 380 287
31 They're being fattened up for the salad bar. 1.7473 0.02083 1393 641 463 289
32 The farm to table movement is really taking off. 1.7431 0.02190 1277 597 411 269
33 Would it kill them to eat a salad? 1.7419 0.02201 1263 591 407 265
34 I was wondering what the opposite of grass-fed beef was. 1.7412 0.02206 1283 609 397 277
35 They did say they served vegetables. 1.7403 0.02212 1182 535 419 228
36 In their defense, the alternative is cannibalism. 1.7378 0.02248 1205 566 389 250
37 Who serves tomatoes with asparagus? 1.7376 0.02240 1208 566 393 249
38 So, you STILL think GMOs are a good idea? 1.7315 0.02406 1106 542 319 245
39 This farm to table thing has gotten a bit ridiculous.” 1.7304 0.02374 1072 507 347 218
40 I'm sure they're washed, dear. This is a very nice restaurant. 1.7290 0.02316 1022 456 387 179
41 I really hope I don’t have to perform the Heimlich maneuver on the tomato. 1.7236 0.02473 977 464 319 194
42 So maybe you aren't what you eat. 1.7231 0.02899 697 327 236 134
43 I didn't know they served vegetables. 1.7188 0.02878 754 371 224 159
44 Well now I feel uncomfortable ordering the vegetarian entree. 1.7172 0.02500 916 428 319 169
45 When you invited me to dinner at a vegetarian restaurant I envisioned something different. 1.7159 0.02597 873 416 289 168
46 Must've been awkward putting ketchup on that burger. 1.7156 0.02568 879 415 299 165
47 Of course they’re eating meat. Think what being Vegan means to a vegetable. 1.7148 0.02656 838 401 275 162
48 Yeah, this is where they usually hang out after all the salad bars close at 2 a.m. 1.7115 0.02934 676 322 227 127
49 They only look cultivated. 1.7087 0.02915 824 443 178 203
50 So thats why they taste so good 1.7084 0.02680 823 398 267 158
51 You didn't expect them to eat salad, did you? 1.7049 0.02691 793 379 269 145
52 Sorry to inform you, but one's a fruit 1.6963 0.02798 721 346 248 127
53 I know this sounds weird, but I am fantasizing about everyone at that table covered in ranch. 1.6952 0.02889 702 345 226 131
54 Well, there goes the “you are what you eat” theory! 1.6841 0.03012 611 296 212 103
55 The website did say this place was farm to table… 1.6823 0.02961 620 298 221 101
56 Meat-based plants. I hear it’s the latest craze. 1.6820 0.03123 610 309 186 115
57 That's why the veggie burgers are so good now 1.6796 0.03090 593 293 197 103
58 I didn’t know they served food here 1.6781 0.03185 584 297 178 109
59 I'll have what the asparagus is having. 1.6774 0.03053 589 287 205 97
60 Vegans: always the biggest hypocrites." 1.6766 0.03298 572 300 157 115
61 I hate to see vegetables go bad. 1.6746 0.03654 461 241 129 91
62 You didn't expect them to order salad did you? 1.6704 0.03153 540 263 192 85
63 Well of course they’re not vegetarians Craig. Use your head. 1.6703 0.03626 458 238 133 87
64 It’s like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in bacon. 1.6627 0.03852 498 296 74 128
65 Look at them. They think they're so much better for everyone. 1.6598 0.03442 488 252 150 86
66 In fairness, cows are usually vegetarians. 1.6598 0.03414 482 245 156 81
67 Let's quietly cancel the salad. 1.6590 0.03343 481 239 167 75
68 They didn't get that big by eating Brussels Sprouts 1.6587 0.03392 463 229 163 71
69 Farm-to-table doesn't mean the same thing anymore 1.6527 0.03505 452 231 147 74
70 Oh look a vegeTABLE 1.6473 0.03734 431 232 119 80
71 I always wondered how plants got their protein. 1.6465 0.03518 430 217 148 65
72 Well, so much for the 'you are what you eat' adage. 1.6458 0.03536 432 220 145 67
73 You’d eat like that too if you were on tomorrow’s menu. 1.6452 0.03679 420 220 129 71
74 So that's why they call it a beefsteak tomato. 1.6436 0.03698 404 209 130 65
75 They met at a salad bar. 1.6425 0.03779 400 211 121 68
76 Would you look at that? A left-handed asparagus. 1.6413 0.03871 407 223 107 77
77 Honey, ‘How do his glasses stay on?’ is not the first question that came to mind. 1.6371 0.03863 394 213 111 70
78 Don’t look now but our salad is eating our dinner. 1.6366 0.03775 399 212 120 67
79 At least they’re not humanitarians. 1.6339 0.03830 407 223 110 74
80 Put the salad under the table and keep smiling. 1.6338 0.03691 385 197 132 56
81 Do you think they’d mind if I started with the large gazpacho? 1.6332 0.03737 379 195 128 56
82 See? It's eat or be eaten, Steven. 1.6322 0.03719 416 224 121 71
83 Call your wacko vegan sister and tell her to get over here. 1.6310 0.03999 374 206 100 68
84 Well, they're SUPPOSED to serve vegetables at all meals. 1.6263 0.03855 372 198 115 59
85 Do NOT ask if he is a fruit. 1.6254 0.03961 355 190 108 57
86 Isn't revenge a dish best served cold? 1.6247 0.04013 373 208 97 68
87 I’d eat like that too if I had no arteries 1.6236 0.04147 348 194 91 63
88 Do you understand irony now, Christopher? 1.6230 0.04287 313 171 89 53
89 Farm to table works for me 1.6210 0.03837 343 176 121 46
90 I don’t see the big dill. 1.6196 0.03955 347 185 109 53
91 Kinda makes you rethink that whole vegan thing, doesn't it? 1.6192 0.04169 344 193 89 62
92 I would chew that salad a bit more quietly. 1.6179 0.04089 335 182 99 54
93 Do they know we just ordered them? 1.6168 0.03897 334 173 116 45
94 It looks like a new twist on the farm-to-table thing. 1.6165 0.04397 279 149 88 42
95 . . . and, technically, the tomato isn’t even a vegetable. 1.6149 0.04106 322 173 100 49
96 A vegan's worst nightmare 1.6136 0.03998 352 193 102 57
97 Well, it is a beefsteak tomato after all. 1.6132 0.04266 318 177 87 54
98 I suppose we shouldn’t criticize them for not wanting to eat their own kind. 1.6126 0.04024 333 179 104 50
99 They eat like animals. 1.6109 0.04415 311 178 76 57
100 This is taking Farm to Table Too Far! 1.6102 0.04079 313 166 103 44
101 What did you expect them to order? They're not cannibals! 1.6073 0.04288 303 167 88 48
102 Well, well, well, look who's moved to the top of the food chain. 1.6060 0.04249 302 165 91 46
103 I guess it would be weird if they were eating their vegetables. 1.6058 0.04192 274 141 100 33
104 I hope they can pay or they'll end up in the kitchen 1.6045 0.05003 220 121 65 34
105 OMG! I mean, GMO! 1.6045 0.04204 311 171 92 48
106 Such crudité. 1.6040 0.04321 298 165 86 47
107 ... and that night, Tom and Kathy reconsidered their veganism. 1.6034 0.04083 295 154 104 37
108 We could save some money on sides if they join us. 1.6014 0.04399 296 167 80 49
109 They could have at least gotten dressed for the occasion. 1.6012 0.04032 321 173 103 45
110 I think it's taking farm-to-table a little too far 1.6007 0.04244 278 147 95 36
111 Shall we have them for dinner? 1.6007 0.04453 278 154 81 43
112 That’s a tough bunch, all they do is talk dirt. 1.6007 0.04301 293 161 88 44
113 ... and yet no one can explain why they are cholesterol free. 1.6007 0.04216 303 166 92 45
114 I’m gonna get steamed if they keep staring. Then the whole place will stink. 1.5993 0.04582 277 158 72 47
115 Revenge eating, I think. 1.5968 0.04240 315 178 86 51
116 See? Even they think vegetables are boring. 1.5959 0.04234 292 159 92 41
117 I told you they served vegetables 1.5957 0.04631 282 165 66 51
118 Must be a cheat day. 1.5951 0.04297 284 155 89 40
119 Well Marge, think of their alternative. 1.5942 0.04303 276 149 90 37
120 I guess it would be weird if they ordered salads" 1.5920 0.04133 299 162 97 40
121 I've heard of eating your veggies but "Eat, you're veggies" is new to me 1.5909 0.04334 286 159 85 42
122 They think they’re so fancy now that everyone’s calling them "crudité." 1.5902 0.04525 266 149 77 40
123 Let's see their reaction when I order grilled vegetables. 1.5902 0.04799 266 158 59 49
124 Crudités are misunderstood. 1.5902 0.04462 266 147 81 38
125 Big Deal--most restaurants serve vegetables 1.5894 0.04722 263 153 65 45
126 Eat fast. The table behind us just ordered salad. 1.5878 0.04549 262 147 76 39
127 Are they still staring? So rude! Asking me where I’m from and if I’m organic? Whatever, I was born and raised here! 1.5878 0.04829 262 156 58 48
128 Everyone deserves a cheat day, Robert. 1.5865 0.04401 266 146 84 36
129 I believe those are Dr. Oz's crudite friends. 1.5853 0.04952 258 157 51 50
130 Well, the ad did say they served vegetables..... 1.5853 0.04572 258 145 75 38
131 It's their cheat day 1.5852 0.04158 270 142 98 30
132 The ad in the paper said they served vegetables. 1.5840 0.04421 262 144 83 35
133 Even THEY don’t want to eat them. 1.5833 0.04759 252 146 65 41
134 Should we inform them it's all grass fed? 1.5833 0.04624 252 142 73 37
135 Apparently, not all vegetables are healthy. 1.5817 0.04674 251 143 70 38
136 I guess they're not beyond meat. 1.5816 0.04747 239 135 69 35
137 Don't look now, but those vegetarians are eyeing us hungrily. 1.5814 0.04475 258 143 80 35
138 The beefsteak tomato makes sense but what about the other two? 1.5811 0.04319 265 144 88 33
139 They’re gonna have a lot of greenhouse gas later.” 1.5808 0.04677 260 151 67 42
140 They rarely eat their own. 1.5806 0.04753 248 143 66 39
141 V.I.N.O.’s (Vegetarians in name only) 1.5800 0.04858 250 148 59 43
142 I told you, there's just no telling what's in organic vegetables. 1.5798 0.04557 257 145 75 37
143 This Farm to Table movement may have gone too far. 1.5768 0.04756 241 138 67 36
144 Farm-to-table is getting weird. 1.5766 0.04756 248 144 65 39
145 Did you expect them to order a salad? 1.5765 0.04719 255 149 65 41
146 I guess they're beefing up the vegan menu 1.5761 0.04580 243 135 76 32
147 How do they decide who to eat as a side? 1.5760 0.04446 250 137 82 31
148 I am so tired of being profiled. There is a big difference between being a vegetable and being vegetarian. 1.5744 0.04520 242 133 79 30
149 I’m having what they are. Are they having what I am? 1.5720 0.04724 236 134 69 33
150 Now I feel bad about ordering a salad 1.5714 0.04724 231 130 70 31
151 Better Call Salt. 1.5708 0.04962 233 138 57 38
152 They are just your garden variety carnivores. 1.5696 0.05040 237 144 51 42
153 You aren't what you eat, I guess. 1.5679 0.04731 243 141 66 36
154 I didn't realize until now what the name "beefsteak tomato" meant... 1.5664 0.04641 226 125 74 27
155 I’m really watching what I eat right now. 1.5622 0.04875 217 124 64 29
156 Geez, I wonder what's eating them! 1.5591 0.04995 220 130 57 33
157 Well, that is a beefsteak tomato, but the other two have no excuse. 1.5581 0.05043 215 127 56 32
158 Monsanto's way out of control. 1.5571 0.05002 210 122 59 29
159 -Hmm, I didn't know they served vegetables here... 1.5565 0.04725 239 140 65 34
160 The cow eating a salad at table three suddenly makes sense. 1.5561 0.05019 214 126 57 31
161 Who ya callin' crudites? 1.5561 0.04656 214 118 73 23
162 Well, no. For me, it’s the little arms that gross me out. 1.5531 0.04814 226 132 63 31
163 Looks like today is their cheat day. 1.5516 0.04434 252 144 77 31
164 Even Vegetables hate vegetables 1.5512 0.05192 205 123 51 31
165 Yeah, well, Groucho Marx wasn't a Marxist. 1.5512 0.05145 205 122 53 30
166 Not sure what surprises me more...that they're meat-eaters or how they got past the prep chef. 1.5460 0.05127 174 97 59 18
167 See, even the vegetables don't eat healty. 1.5446 0.04864 213 124 62 27
168 Makes sense. It is a salad bar. 1.5442 0.04693 215 122 69 24
169 Whoever said you are what you eat? 1.5438 0.04841 217 127 62 28
170 They have no hearts or arteries, Peter. They can eat all the meat they want. 1.5421 0.05412 190 116 45 29
171 Vegetarian, my ass. 1.5419 0.05373 203 127 42 34
172 You'd think we didn't have any clothes on or something" 1.5405 0.05197 185 108 54 23
173 I see no one ordered a side-salad. 1.5401 0.04927 187 105 63 19
174 The farm-to-table movement has gotten so gimmicky. 1.5393 0.04909 191 108 63 20
175 so that’s how they get veggie burgers to taste like meat 1.5393 0.05442 191 118 43 30
176 That's easy—fuck tomato, marry asparagus, kill broccoli. 1.5385 0.05404 195 121 43 31
177 Well, at least they're not eating their own. 1.5385 0.04779 182 99 68 15
178 They must be free radicals. 1.5381 0.05214 197 119 50 28
179 Is it cannibalism if they eat vegan? 1.5378 0.04837 225 135 59 31
180 So this is how veggie burgers are made? 1.5368 0.05096 190 111 56 23
181 Why would they serve vegetables in a steakhouse? 1.5368 0.04820 231 140 58 33
182 I told you broccoli had no taste! 1.5361 0.04855 194 110 64 20
183 Little do they know we are eating Beyond Meat. 1.5354 0.04993 198 116 58 24
184 How would I know, James? Maybe they identify as carnivores. 1.5351 0.05311 185 111 49 25
185 First, plant based meats. Now, meat based plants. 1.5337 0.05586 178 110 41 27
186 But do they eat fish? 1.5326 0.05222 184 109 52 23
187 Talk about farm to table! 1.5320 0.05192 203 125 48 30
188 So that's where they get all their protein. 1.5319 0.05193 188 112 52 24
189 Another thing to worry about—cholesterol in vegetables. 1.5309 0.05072 194 115 55 24
190 Don’t be judgmental, Phil. Just because you’re vegan doesn’t mean everyone else has to be. 1.5301 0.05186 183 108 53 22
191 SEE!? Even vegetables don't eat vegetables. 1.5298 0.05401 168 99 49 20
192 So that’s how they get their nutrients.” 1.5297 0.05368 185 113 46 26
193 Isn't the tall one the New Yorker food critic? 1.5287 0.05262 174 102 52 20
194 They were all so good in Quiche! 1.5287 0.05199 174 101 54 19
195 I'm told they're recovering vegetarians. 1.5281 0.05050 178 102 58 18
196 Damn, they gave me an Impossible Burger instead of hamburger! 1.5281 0.05236 178 105 52 21
197 Well I'm happy I didn't order the vegetarian entree. 1.5266 0.05571 169 103 43 23
198 We’ll look at that, they do have a place at the table” 1.5263 0.05522 171 104 44 23
199 No wonder the salad here is so expensive. 1.5241 0.05452 166 99 47 20
200 I mean, you did ask for vegetables on the side. 1.5241 0.05384 166 98 49 19
201 That's why urban free range veggies are so expensive. 1.5238 0.05269 168 98 52 18
202 Sorry which one is your ex? 1.5238 0.05661 168 104 40 24
203 Okay, what's really weird is those tiny hands. 1.5236 0.04970 191 112 58 21
204 You know what eats me? 1.5235 0.05420 170 102 47 21
205 As long as they’re grass fed I see no issue here. 1.5220 0.04869 205 122 59 24
206 Oh ! No wonder vegetables taste so good! 1.5217 0.05716 161 99 40 22
207 There goes another 50 years of research down the toilet. 1.5202 0.05413 173 105 46 22
208 Well they’re certainly not your garden variety predators. 1.5202 0.05350 173 104 48 21
209 I’ll have the beef-fed broccolini. 1.5198 0.05440 177 109 44 24
210 It’s either meat or cannibalism 1.5193 0.05348 181 111 46 24
211 Cheat day. 1.5185 0.04893 162 89 62 11
212 I think I misunderstood "farm to table." 1.5158 0.05156 190 116 50 24
213 I guess it would be creepy if they were eating vegetables 1.5155 0.05332 194 123 42 29
214 I’m thinking of canceling my salad. 1.5152 0.05410 165 99 47 19
215 Honey, would you look at that; an asparagus that wears glasses!! 1.5150 0.05304 200 128 41 31
216 So that's why they're so healthy. 1.5137 0.05361 183 114 44 25
217 When you’re a vegetable you can eat anything you want! 1.5132 0.05177 189 116 49 24
218 Well, what are they supposed to eat, dear? Each other? 1.5123 0.05053 203 126 50 27
219 Ah, veggie-tables! 1.5120 0.05249 166 98 51 17
220 Photosynthesis-deniers 1.5120 0.05454 166 101 45 20
221 Farm to Table, my ass, Carol. I’m gonna say something. 1.5120 0.05521 166 102 43 21
222 Do they know it's grass-fed? 1.5120 0.05387 166 100 47 19
223 Like I've told you, keep eating all that meat and one stroke later you're a total vegetable. 1.5116 0.05311 172 104 48 20
224 We all need a cheat day once in a while. 1.5109 0.05053 184 110 54 20
225 I think the food chain has definitely taken a turn for the worse. 1.5093 0.05368 161 96 48 17
226 That must be their last meal. 1.5090 0.05363 167 101 47 19
227 What do they expect us to eat? Other vegetables? We're not animals, for God's sake! 1.5089 0.05511 169 105 42 22
228 Hurry, the vegans are looking at us. 1.5089 0.05316 169 102 48 19
229 That must be the vege-table. 1.5088 0.05525 171 107 41 23
230 Carnivegetarians ? 1.5079 0.05839 191 132 21 38
231 Always wondered how vegetarians get enough protein in their diet.... 1.5065 0.05470 154 92 46 16
232 Not sure, but I think this might qualify as irony. 1.5065 0.05988 154 99 32 23
233 I told you this restaurant was farm-to-table. 1.5064 0.05859 156 99 35 22
234 That's why you don't see old Veggies walking around. 1.5063 0.05589 158 97 42 19
235 Aren’t those the guys from that food pyramid scheme? 1.5055 0.05384 182 115 42 25
236 It must be their cheat day. 1.5034 0.05142 147 83 54 10
237 The concierge did say this was a vegetarian restaurant. 1.5034 0.05577 147 88 44 15
238 My mind's eye sees Central Park, the Chrysler Building, and the Guggenheim Museum. 1.5034 0.06218 149 98 27 24
239 Our stalkers are here. 1.5034 0.05440 149 88 47 14
240 I guess they know what's good for them. 1.5033 0.05706 151 93 40 18
241 Why is no one addressing this issue, i'd like to see them tossed. 1.5033 0.05726 153 95 39 19
242 Good luck getting these pronouns right. 1.5032 0.05744 155 97 38 20
243 I don't know what they're steamed about! 1.5032 0.05670 155 96 40 19
244 I'm just trying to figure out if Alanis Morissette would think this is ironic. 1.5032 0.05830 157 100 35 22
245 I'm starting to think that "100% plant-based" doesn't tell the whole story. 1.5030 0.05447 169 105 43 21
246 The salad forgot to dress again 1.5026 0.04840 189 112 59 18
247 That's what happens when you mess with the food chain. 1.5000 0.05406 168 104 44 20
248 Ugh,vegetarians. 1.5000 0.06011 146 93 33 20
249 I can’t believe the broccoli asked for ketchup. 1.5000 0.05406 168 104 44 20
250 I kinda expected it from the Beefsteak tomato but I'm a bit disappointed in the others. 1.5000 0.05949 148 94 34 20
251 See I told you this restaurant was farm to table. 1.5000 0.05698 154 96 39 19
252 Well, as it turns out, they do serve vegetables. 1.5000 0.05521 166 104 41 21
253 A salad wouldn't kill them... 1.5000 0.05613 170 109 37 24
254 Huh. I thought the V8 Summit was in Geneva. 1.5000 0.05320 160 96 48 16
255 It's the veggie-table. 1.4970 0.05638 169 109 36 24
256 Well, that IS a beefsteak tomato but I don’t understand the other two??? 1.4970 0.05227 167 101 49 17
257 If the vegans could only see us now. 1.4969 0.05598 163 103 39 21
258 The ad did say they serve all kinds of food in here. 1.4969 0.05369 161 98 46 17
259 Well, that's rare. 1.4937 0.05802 158 102 34 22
260 I wonder if vegans know about this. 1.4933 0.05576 150 92 42 16
261 If only your sanctimonious vegetarian brother was here. 1.4931 0.05830 144 90 37 17
262 Well, their shelve life just got a lot shorter. 1.4928 0.05841 138 85 38 15
263 What did they think, we eat our kids? 1.4928 0.06277 138 90 28 20
264 So THAT’s why they told me that Table V-8 was already booked… 1.4913 0.05289 173 108 45 20
265 This keto diet craze has gotten out of hand 1.4908 0.05248 163 99 48 16
266 Seems weird that the broccoli asked for extra ketchup. 1.4899 0.05355 149 89 47 13
267 No, What puzzles me, is how they got a better table. 1.4895 0.06266 143 95 26 22
268 Relax, it’s our cheat day. 1.4895 0.05860 143 90 36 17
269 Our vegan friends can never know about this. 1.4894 0.05922 141 89 35 17
270 Well, at least they’re laying off carbs. 1.4892 0.05627 139 84 42 13
271 We may want to rethink what it means to be a big vegetable eater. 1.4889 0.05649 135 81 42 12
272 It must be All The Irony You Can Eat Tuesday. 1.4868 0.05677 152 96 38 18
273 You know, usually restaurants don’t take farm-to-table this literally. 1.4867 0.05734 150 95 37 18
274 I bet they're genetically modified. 1.4860 0.05452 179 117 37 25
275 I guess they don't like eating their own kind. 1.4859 0.05541 142 86 43 13
276 It said on the menu that they serve vegetables, so what’s the problem? 1.4855 0.05476 173 112 38 23
277 I wonder if they know Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. 1.4845 0.05510 161 102 40 19
278 They should be properly dressed! 1.4843 0.05417 159 99 43 17
279 What makes it even worse is how healthy they look. 1.4841 0.05467 157 98 42 17
280 Beefsteak tomato. Makes sense now. 1.4835 0.05033 182 113 50 19
281 So that’s how they get their burgers to taste like meat! 1.4830 0.05820 147 94 35 18
282 I thought they didn't serve vegetables here. 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
283 I remember when this steakhouse didn't serve fruits and vegetables 1.4830 0.05658 147 92 39 16
284 I had no idea that's what they meant by vegging out . 1.4823 0.05568 141 86 42 13
285 Do you think they know we're having their friends for dinner? 1.4820 0.06241 139 92 27 20
286 So much for the food chain. 1.4812 0.05505 133 79 44 10
287 I told you genetic modification was a bad idea. 1.4806 0.05834 129 79 38 12
288 Like I said, there really aren't enough nutrients in the soil!" 1.4804 0.06929 102 65 25 12
289 Hey guys, 2:00 o’clock: 2 hangry vegans looking our way. We might need to make a quick exit again tonight! 1.4803 0.06108 127 80 33 14
290 seems only fair 1.4795 0.05930 146 95 32 19
291 I guess it makes sense that they're not vegetarians. 1.4792 0.05828 144 92 35 17
292 Makes you think twice about eating your vegetables. 1.4779 0.05520 136 82 43 11
293 Look at them stuffing themselves. 1.4776 0.05871 134 84 36 14
294 The salad has been granted a last meal. 1.4774 0.05593 155 99 38 18
295 Look! Meat-based plants!! 1.4766 0.06271 128 83 29 16
296 Does that asparagus have glasses on? 1.4766 0.06072 128 81 33 14
297 Told you they serve vegetables here. 1.4762 0.05337 168 107 42 19
298 Meat-based plants are the new plant-based meats. 1.4762 0.05898 147 96 32 19
299 Huh, apparently you aren’t what you eat. 1.4759 0.06118 145 97 27 21
300 Must be a vegetable meat up. 1.4745 0.05776 137 86 37 14
301 Come on, squint. If we both see it, we can finally stop being vegans. 1.4733 0.06066 131 84 32 15
302 Even the salad is having the steak. I should've got the steak. 1.4730 0.05788 148 96 34 18
303 How do they eat whatever they want and stay healthy? 1.4720 0.05291 161 101 44 16
304 I'm just glad they're not humanitarians. 1.4718 0.05887 142 92 33 17
305 So many questions - let's grill them. 1.4715 0.06665 123 83 22 18
306 You're right, guys - it does taste like cauliflower! 1.4715 0.05810 123 75 38 10
307 I’ll have what they’re having with a side of them. 1.4714 0.06035 140 92 30 18
308 That’s why they have a life expectancy of only a month or two. 1.4711 0.06219 121 77 31 13
309 I understand that it's their last meal before the harvest. 1.4711 0.06107 121 76 33 12
310 Sunday is their cheat day. 1.4711 0.05993 121 75 35 11
311 I hate them. 1.4711 0.06107 121 76 33 12
312 Well, that counts for three servings of vegetables. 1.4710 0.06272 138 93 25 20
313 Giant GMOs with a taste for flesh. What could go wrong? 1.4710 0.06521 138 96 19 23
314 I guess I'm just surprised they'd meat in public. 1.4706 0.05517 136 83 42 11
315 Oh, this steakhouse does serve vegetables. 1.4697 0.06219 132 87 28 17
316 Ohhhh… he’s a beefsteak tomato. 1.4697 0.06030 132 85 32 15
317 Oh my God - MEATANS! 1.4688 0.05863 128 80 36 12
318 A broccoli, asparagus and a tomato walk into a steak restaurant… 1.4685 0.05684 143 91 37 15
319 You ordered the Mediterranean salad. This is their last meal. Let them enjoy it. 1.4683 0.06242 126 82 29 15
320 Revenge taste sweet. 1.4681 0.05564 141 88 40 13
321 Honey, this is what happens when you don’t eat your vegetables! 1.4677 0.05998 124 78 34 12
322 Probably their culture forbids cannibalism. 1.4672 0.06069 122 77 33 12
323 Where do you think they get the 'locally sourced vegetables'?" 1.4672 0.05724 122 74 39 9
324 I’m not surprised, it’s beefsteak tomato 1.4672 0.05487 137 84 42 11
325 "It's their last meal before the chop 1.4667 0.06142 120 76 32 12
326 Amateurs. Everyone knows you can't have a good steak without potato..... 1.4667 0.05341 135 81 45 9
327 The place hasn't been the same since the dish ran away with the spoon. 1.4667 0.06255 120 77 30 13
328 I guess I just assumed they'd be vegan. 1.4662 0.06089 133 87 30 16
329 See what happens when you don’t have roots. 1.4662 0.05802 133 84 36 13
330 They were so convincing in the vegan workshop this morning. 1.4651 0.06230 129 85 28 16
331 I don't suppose they ordered any sides. 1.4650 0.05154 157 97 47 13
332 So I guess you really AREN'T what you eat 1.4646 0.06204 127 83 29 15
333 Well, it's only fair. 1.4640 0.06069 125 80 32 13
334 Revenge is a dish best served medium rare, apparently. 1.4640 0.06380 125 83 26 16
335 Why didn't they order any sides? 1.4638 0.06099 138 92 28 18
336 Actually, the sign out front does say this is a salad bar. 1.4636 0.05851 151 101 30 20
337 Wow. You become what you DON'T eat. 1.4634 0.06354 123 81 27 15
338 At some point, everyone tries Atkins. 1.4634 0.06031 123 78 33 12
339 They’re protein-based plants 1.4634 0.06141 123 79 31 13
340 This is not how 'Farm to Table' was explained to me! 1.4627 0.06236 134 90 26 18
341 Savages! 1.4626 0.06276 147 103 20 24
342 Et tu, crudite? 1.4622 0.06404 119 78 27 14
343 Well, if you ever needed proof that a vegan diet doesn't give you enough protein ... 1.4621 0.05708 145 94 35 16
344 Getting even I suspect. 1.4615 0.06013 117 73 34 10
345 Those Fruit of the Loom commercials must pay pretty well that they can afford to eat here. 1.4615 0.06192 130 86 28 16
346 Hmm. Farm-to-Table-to-Farm? 1.4604 0.05710 139 89 36 14
347 Send a bottle of ketchup to their table. 1.4602 0.05627 113 67 40 6
348 I refuse to let those damned vegetarians ruin my meal! 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
349 When GMO goes off the rails. 1.4583 0.06362 120 79 27 14
350 All of a sudden I'm not in the mood for carrot cake. 1.4569 0.05922 116 72 35 9
351 They asked not to sit near the salad bar. 1.4565 0.05738 138 89 35 14
352 VINO...vegetables in name only 1.4560 0.06065 125 81 31 13
353 That beefsteak tomato is clearly a bad influence. 1.4553 0.06136 123 80 30 13
354 I'm not judging. 1.4545 0.05984 121 77 33 11
355 You can't compare them to apples and oranges. 1.4545 0.06539 110 72 26 12
356 There grows the neighborhood. 1.4545 0.06145 110 69 32 9
357 No way they reserved under their real names. 1.4538 0.05993 130 85 31 14
358 They aren’t what they eat. 1.4538 0.06509 119 80 24 15
359 Vegan-Shmigan I'll have what they're having! 1.4533 0.05643 150 99 34 17
360 I dare you to ask him if there’s ketchup on that burger. 1.4532 0.05886 139 92 31 16
361 I've heard of grass-fed beef, but beef-fed grass? 1.4531 0.05640 128 80 38 10
362 I thought 'beefsteak tomato' was just a figure of speech. 1.4530 0.05628 117 71 39 7
363 Maybe cholesterol isn't a problem for them? 1.4524 0.04836 168 104 52 12
364 Do vegans know about this? 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
365 This must be one of those farm-to-table places. 1.4524 0.06132 126 83 29 14
366 A tomato, a broccoli and the Chrysler Building, walk into a restaurant. 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
367 What happened to the ‘no shirts, no shoes, no service’ rule? And the broccoli guy seriously needs shorts. 1.4522 0.06206 115 74 30 11
368 Honey, how else do you think they get their protein? 1.4519 0.05435 135 84 41 10
369 I’d always thought vegetables were healthy. 1.4516 0.05414 124 75 42 7
370 I always wondered how Vegetarians got their protein. 1.4516 0.06204 124 82 28 14
371 Is that what they mean when they talk about the importance of eating vegetables? 1.4508 0.06491 122 83 23 16
372 They must have ordered the Soylent Green. 1.4505 0.06103 111 70 32 9
373 Whatever happened to "No shirt. No shoes. No service."? 1.4500 0.05899 120 76 34 10
374 Apparently, revenge is a dish best served medium rare. 1.4500 0.06245 120 79 28 13
375 That explains why vegetables are now so expensive. 1.4497 0.05589 149 98 35 16
376 Looks like they’ve realized it’s an “eat or be eaten world.” 1.4496 0.05499 129 80 40 9
377 Did you notice that none of them ordered a salad? 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
378 What else would they be eating? 1.4495 0.06181 109 69 31 9
379 I thought "veggie options" meant something else. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
380 Sorta makes you rethink the whole "Beyond Meat" thing, doesn't it? 1.4485 0.05699 136 88 35 13
381 I guess they were tired of photosynthesizing. 1.4483 0.06164 116 75 30 11
382 Never you mind them, dear....your tofu chop is getting cold. 1.4480 0.06165 125 83 28 14
383 Well, now I feel better. 1.4474 0.06242 114 74 29 11
384 They're are what are known as "Flexitarians" 1.4472 0.05796 123 78 35 10
385 I didn't know members of Congress ate here. 1.4472 0.06131 123 81 29 13
386 A hamburger a day keeps the vegans away 1.4472 0.06239 123 82 27 14
387 Don’t look now, but the barbarians behind us are sharing a raw slaughtered tomato salad …with gusto. 1.4470 0.06114 132 89 27 16
388 The one on the left, I haven’t seen herbivore… 1.4464 0.06321 112 73 28 11
389 Their agenda is clear- more hunting, less gathering. 1.4463 0.05979 121 78 32 11
390 I'm surprised they didn't ask for water. 1.4454 0.05686 119 74 37 8
391 Maybe it’s their cheat day. 1.4454 0.06050 119 77 31 11
392 We should skip the salad. 1.4453 0.05743 128 82 35 11
393 They believe photosynthesis is a hoax. 1.4444 0.06474 117 79 24 14
394 You never really know what's in a veggie burger, do you? 1.4444 0.05697 126 80 36 10
395 My oh my! This plant-based burger tastes like Marty. I'm gonna need more ketchup. 1.4444 0.06229 126 85 26 15
396 I guess they needed the protein 1.4444 0.06217 108 69 30 9
397 They may be healthy but they don't look happy. 1.4444 0.06022 126 83 30 13
398 See dear, we aren't what we eat. 1.4444 0.05318 153 99 40 14
399 Ah, the circle of life. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
400 I thought that the meds would have worn off by now. 1.4435 0.06199 124 83 27 14
401 Don't judge them! It's their cheat meal. 1.4435 0.05645 124 78 37 9
402 Meagans 1.4435 0.06441 115 77 25 13
403 That's why I'm called a beefsteak tomato! 1.4435 0.06558 115 78 23 14
404 Vegetarian food critics, I think. 1.4435 0.05686 115 71 37 7
405 That explains the tractors in the parking lot. 1.4435 0.06199 115 75 29 11
406 So if we eat them after they're finished are we still vegans? 1.4434 0.06440 106 69 27 10
407 I guess we aren’t what we eat 1.4427 0.06240 131 90 24 17
408 I don't know what creeps me out more: them eating meat or them having teeth. 1.4423 0.06670 104 69 24 11
409 They get their health care at a GMO 1.4417 0.06239 120 80 27 13
410 Now I believe in karma. 1.4414 0.06611 111 75 23 13
411 I'm so sick of this meat-based plants trend. 1.4414 0.06359 111 73 27 11
412 They have to eat seven types of meat a day apparently. 1.4414 0.06096 111 71 31 9
413 Relax, it’s a nothing-burger. 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
414 These millennial vegetables -- they think they're going to be fresh and crisp forever. 1.4404 0.06309 109 71 28 10
415 See, sometimes you aren't what you eat. Another thing your mother was wrong about. 1.4404 0.06443 109 72 26 11
416 How can we eat them if they're just like us? 1.4404 0.06173 109 70 30 9
417 Just because we’re vegetables, doesn’t make us vegetarian 1.4404 0.06950 109 76 18 15
418 I'm telling you, these GMOs are getting out of control 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
419 So, this is how I die. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
420 So this is what they meant by farm to table. 1.4400 0.06054 125 83 29 13
421 Even vegetables don't like vegetables. 1.4397 0.05909 116 74 33 9
422 I always wondered why they were called beefsteak tomatoes. 1.4397 0.06034 116 75 31 10
423 The place advertises three servings of vegetables nightly . 1.4393 0.06663 107 72 23 12
424 I'm now rather less inclined to become a vegan. 1.4390 0.05903 123 80 32 11
425 Wonder how much the asparagus tips? 1.4386 0.06829 114 80 18 16
426 The latest farm-to-table trend… beef-fed vegetables? 1.4386 0.06109 114 74 30 10
427 would it be rude, to order the vegetable plate? 1.4385 0.06081 130 88 27 15
428 See! Vegetables aren’t boring 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
429 Wait! So you aren’t what you eat? 1.4370 0.06387 119 81 24 14
430 I'd bet they've had it with being symbols of virtuous eating. 1.4365 0.05690 126 81 35 10
431 I heard it’s called ‘Revenge Eating’ 1.4365 0.05800 126 82 33 11
432 I thought you said they didn't serve vegetables here! 1.4359 0.06353 117 79 25 13
433 I'm stunned. Last week they both hated broccoli. 1.4356 0.06953 101 69 20 12
434 It’s obvious that they weren’t raised organically. 1.4352 0.06209 108 70 29 9
435 Moreover, they ordered the burger "Hold the tomato, lettuce, onion, AND pickles." 1.4348 0.06067 115 75 30 10
436 She’s staring at me but I’ve never seen herbivore. 1.4348 0.05810 115 73 34 8
437 The veggies here are beef-fed. 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
438 Well, they don't appear to be vegetarians. 1.4344 0.05458 122 76 39 7
439 No,the asparagus is having the rib-eye. 1.4343 0.06605 99 65 25 9
440 No shoes, no shirt, no service apparently doesn’t apply to everyone. 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
441 I'm surprised they like broccoli enough to have dinner with it. 1.4341 0.06211 129 89 24 16
442 How rude - who puts elbows on the table at a place like this? 1.4340 0.06838 106 73 20 13
443 Raw talent all around… 1.4340 0.06290 106 69 28 9
444 Hey Red, got any ketchup? 1.4327 0.06375 104 68 27 9
445 "And yet, their cholesterol levels stay so low" 1.4324 0.06087 111 72 30 9
446 Okay, I understand the beefsteak tomato's order, but I'm truly shocked to see what the other antioxidants chose. 1.4324 0.06478 111 75 24 12
447 Just ignore them; wouldn't you be shocked if your steak sat at the table next to us? 1.4324 0.06604 111 76 22 13
448 Do you think they get the irony of this? 1.4322 0.06309 118 80 25 13
449 I was expecting a Priest, and a Rabbi, and an Imam 1.4300 0.06705 100 67 23 10
450 Why would an asparagus stalk be wearing glasses? 1.4300 0.06854 100 68 21 11
451 I had a brief fling with the tall, skinny one years ago. Couldn't get over the pee smell. 1.4299 0.06384 107 71 26 10
452 Rumor has it they were raised on a farm. 1.4299 0.06101 107 69 30 8
453 The next time I say I hate vegetables, remember this moment. 1.4298 0.05840 114 73 33 8
454 Now there's something I never thought I'd see, a stalk of asparagus wearing eyeglasses. 1.4298 0.06621 121 86 18 17
455 They've lost their veginity. 1.4286 0.06956 98 67 20 11
456 Meat is so much better than us. 1.4286 0.06956 98 67 20 11
457 Makes you wonder what's really in our vegetables. 1.4286 0.06379 119 82 23 14
458 I always wondered how vegetables got their protein. 1.4286 0.06177 112 74 28 10
459 It's called farm to table. 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
460 If anyone asks, we’re pro-choice.” 1.4286 0.06487 98 64 26 8
461 Man, everyone's going paleo. 1.4286 0.06803 98 66 22 10
462 We don’t eat our own kind ! 1.4274 0.06227 117 79 26 12
463 Are those people eating vegetables? Ugh. Animals.” 1.4273 0.06387 110 74 25 11
464 What’s their beef? 1.4273 0.05842 110 70 33 7
465 It does make me feel guilty to see them when they’re alive. Perhaps I will switch to Impossible Salads. 1.4273 0.06121 110 72 29 9
466 Just goes to show Republicans aren’t the only ones lying! 1.4272 0.06413 103 68 26 9
467 Well, you don't see that everyday. Their food arrived before their drinks did. 1.4261 0.05801 115 74 33 8
468 Why do we always have to sit at the oxymoron table? 1.4261 0.06425 115 79 23 13
469 Why did I get the veggie burger? 1.4259 0.06472 108 73 24 11
470 So much for never eating anything with a face. 1.4259 0.06605 108 74 22 12
471 Now I understand why the vegetables at this place are so tasty. 1.4259 0.06199 108 71 28 9
472 That gives a whole new meaning to, “You are what you eat”! 1.4257 0.06347 101 66 27 8
473 Huh. I guess you aren't what you eat. 1.4257 0.06652 101 68 23 10
474 It's the dirty little secret of growing spectacular vegetables that nobody talks about. 1.4257 0.06347 101 66 27 8
475 It must be a beefsteak tomato. 1.4255 0.06326 94 60 28 6
476 I guess sometimes revenge is a dish best served medium-rare? 1.4255 0.06326 94 60 28 6
477 How do they think we keep such great color? 1.4250 0.06224 120 82 25 13
478 I wonder if they know it's plant-based meat? 1.4248 0.06003 113 74 30 9
479 Farm-to-table sounded a lot better on paper. 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
480 I wonder if they started with a salad? 1.4245 0.06135 106 69 29 8
481 'That's exactly why I don't talk to my plants.' 1.4242 0.06436 99 65 26 8
482 The review did say it was a vegan hangout. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
483 So that's what happens when Vegetables go bad. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
484 Tell me again why we are having tofu... 1.4234 0.06211 111 74 27 10
485 Look, I have nothing against vegetables, but they should stick to eating their own kind. 1.4231 0.06790 104 72 20 12
486 What's their problem? It's not like we're eating people. 1.4231 0.06651 104 71 22 11
487 We’ll, I guess otherwise they’d be cannibals… 1.4231 0.06364 104 69 26 9
488 I mean, I hope it’s beef 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
489 This is worse than the lobsters in tanks. 1.4227 0.06689 97 65 23 9
490 The chef promises a last meal of choice to all of her ingredients. 1.4227 0.06848 97 66 21 10
491 So, sad! It looks like Mr. Potato Head wasn't invited. 1.4227 0.06360 97 63 27 7
492 Just look at them! They're not eating their vegetables. 1.4220 0.06015 109 71 30 8
493 Honey, is that asparagus spear wearing glasses? 1.4219 0.06619 128 94 14 20
494 Must be flexitarians. 1.4216 0.06600 102 69 23 10
495 Would it kill them to eat a vegetable? 1.4215 0.06070 121 82 27 12
496 You think they realize what "Beyond Meat" is made of? 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
497 I guess everyone's on a paleo diet these days 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
498 Don't stare, dear; at least they're not cannibals 1.4206 0.05944 107 69 31 7
499 This farm-to-table thing has gotten out of hand. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
500 I gotta admit, this is a lot better than fertilizer! 1.4200 0.06694 100 68 22 10
501 Now I understand the "We Serve Organic Vegetables" sign. 1.4200 0.06060 100 64 30 6
502 I always said broccoli has no taste. 1.4196 0.05762 112 72 33 7
503 Who knew they had teeth 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
504 I always look forward to Cheat Day. 1.4194 0.06177 93 59 29 5
505 My guess is they're posing for a New Yorker cartoon about something pretentious. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
506 I thought I tasted meat in my pasta primavera. 1.4194 0.06363 93 60 27 6
507 I suppose technically artichokes are the only ones who have to worry about heart problems. 1.4194 0.07060 93 64 19 10
508 Thank god the kids aren’t here to see this. 1.4190 0.06316 105 70 26 9
509 For god's sake, Irving, they're not cannibals... 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
510 I wouldn’t order the gazpacho 1.4182 0.06881 110 79 16 15
511 When the review said vegan restaurant, I thought they were talking about the food. 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
512 I am shocked. I just assumed they would be vegetarians. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
513 I'll never look at plant-based meat the same way... 1.4179 0.05734 134 91 30 13
514 I knew these costumes would freak everyone out. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
515 Isn't that ironic. 1.4175 0.06548 103 70 23 10
516 Finally, some real food 1.4174 0.06534 115 81 20 14
517 Well I guess we’d better start asking whether the broccoli is grass-fed too. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
518 Why not ? Cows eat salad. 1.4173 0.05962 127 87 27 13
519 You're the one who insisted on a vegetarian restaurant. 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
520 People are so judgmental… 1.4167 0.06732 96 65 22 9
521 It's a table-to-farm restaurant 1.4167 0.05986 120 81 28 11
522 Shouldn't they know better? 1.4167 0.06732 96 65 22 9
523 A broccoli, an asparagus and a tomato walk into a steak house. 1.4167 0.06893 96 66 20 10
524 Don't they know they're shortening their shelf lives? 1.4167 0.06893 96 66 20 10
525 Maybe I'll tell the waiter to hold the salad. 1.4167 0.05861 96 60 32 4
526 To be fair, I can see why they didn’t order vegetables. 1.4167 0.06047 108 71 29 8
527 What did they think? That we would be cannibals? 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
528 A veggie table meating. 1.4159 0.05859 113 74 31 8
529 It's the latest in farm to table. 1.4159 0.06251 113 77 25 11
530 GMOs are getting out of hand 1.4158 0.06489 101 68 24 9
531 It's much harder to eat them when they have faces. 1.4158 0.06932 101 71 18 12
532 Harold, eat your veggies. Now, before they see us. 1.4158 0.06335 101 67 26 8
533 I thought they were vegetarians! 1.4157 0.06552 89 58 25 6
534 I wonder which wine goes with a complete disconnect. 1.4157 0.07112 89 61 19 9
535 Au contraire. You are NOT what you eat. 1.4157 0.06744 89 59 23 7
536 Screw this veggie shit, beef is where it's at boys 1.4154 0.05960 130 90 26 14
537 They did say it was farm-to-table. 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
538 Paleo has really caught on 1.4153 0.06057 118 80 27 11
539 If they ordered anything else they'd be cannibals. 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
540 I heard this restaurant was farm to table but I never expected this. 1.4146 0.06316 123 87 21 15
541 Hey Tomato. Do you mind if I ask the waiter for some ketchup? 1.4146 0.05647 123 81 33 9
542 Can you blame them?" 1.4141 0.06736 99 68 21 10
543 You think he put ketchup on that burger? 1.4141 0.06581 99 67 23 9
544 Mediterranean burnout? 1.4141 0.06736 99 68 21 10
545 I thought the nutritional advice was to eat your vegetables, not watch your vegetables eat. 1.4138 0.06370 116 81 22 13
546 I'll have them and what they are eating. 1.4135 0.06497 104 71 23 10
547 Carnivores. Who knew? 1.4132 0.05946 121 82 28 11
548 That is so weird. They didn’t order any wine with dinner. 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
549 Well, they did say they serve vegetables. 1.4128 0.06414 109 75 23 11
550 When I heard them order GMO-free meat, I almost choked on my wine. 1.4124 0.06676 97 66 22 9
551 I think this farm to table craze has gone too far." 1.4124 0.06346 97 64 26 7
552 I’m happy to see they aren’t cannibals 1.4124 0.06513 97 65 24 8
553 Wait that’s how vegetables get their protein?! 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
554 Did you see how much salt they used! 1.4118 0.06733 102 71 20 11
555 What the hell? You can’t get healthier than that bunch, and they’re eating meat! I’m done being a vegan. 1.4118 0.06133 119 82 25 12
556 Apparently, some vegetables are higher in protein than others 1.4118 0.06438 102 69 24 9
557 They probably think we’re the weird ones. 1.4112 0.05932 107 70 30 7
558 I guess they really do serve food here. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
559 Life was much better before meat-based plant diets. 1.4112 0.06078 107 71 28 8
560 And I used to think vegetables were good for us. 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
561 What, do they assume we’d be cannibals? 1.4107 0.06412 112 78 22 12
562 On second thought, I'll skip the vegetable medley. 1.4105 0.06260 95 62 27 6
563 They didn't get any bread either. 1.4105 0.06938 95 66 19 10
564 I recognize them from Veggie Tales. Don't stare. 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
565 See, even they won’t eat their vegetables. 1.4100 0.06681 100 69 21 10
566 They warned us they serve vegetables 1.4100 0.06528 100 68 23 9
567 They must not realize it is grass fed. 1.4098 0.06132 122 85 24 13
568 Salad’s a bit underdressed 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
569 Their shrink is going to have a field day. 1.4095 0.06157 105 70 27 8
570 Looks like Beefeater Tomato and his buddies are back on the Paleo diet again. 1.4095 0.06860 105 75 17 13
571 I shoulda known when I saw the sign “We Serve Vegetables” 1.4091 0.06977 88 60 20 8
572 I bet they never order salad. 1.4091 0.07162 88 61 18 9
573 Look, Henry, that must be the latest dietary trend : Free Range-Vegan 1.4091 0.06788 88 59 22 7
574 I knew they would rebel one day. 1.4091 0.05818 110 72 31 7
575 I guess they do serve heirloom vegetables. 1.4086 0.06878 93 64 20 9
576 I regret ordering the salad now... 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
577 Too bad Kale couldn’t make it tonight. 1.4082 0.06778 98 68 20 10
578 I’ve heard of grass fed beef. … But meat fed vegetables ? 1.4078 0.06388 103 70 24 9
579 Well, there goes that old saying, "You are what you eat." 1.4078 0.06388 103 70 24 9
580 "Heirlooms or gmo's? Either way, they're taking farm to table way too literally." 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
581 Alice, when you think about it, it does make sense. They're not cannibals! 1.4071 0.05571 113 73 34 6
582 In all fairness, if they ate healthy, they'd be cannibals. 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
583 These people taste great! 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
584 What happens in the steakhouse, stays in the steakhouse. 1.4070 0.06895 86 58 21 7
585 Wow, this place takes it's from farm to table motto seriously. 1.4070 0.07648 86 62 13 11
586 Well, it’s not like they can eat their own. 1.4066 0.06246 91 59 27 5
587 'Grass-fed-beef-fed' produce the best " 1.4066 0.06246 91 59 27 5
588 Food pyramid be damned, daddy needs beef! 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
589 I bet it was the beefsteak tomato who started this. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
590 Don't blame them. Imagine eating nothing but carbon dioxide and water day after day. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
591 I guess even vegetables can get tired of vegetables. 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
592 They used to be vegans, but it was self-defeating 1.4059 0.06775 101 71 19 11
593 Something tells me that’s not plant-based meat… 1.4057 0.06398 106 73 23 10
594 Honestly, did they really think we would eat our own kind? 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
595 Don’t stare, but I think they’re eating Fred. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
596 Have you noticed, they never invite kale. 1.4043 0.06984 94 66 18 10
597 Vegetables stuffed with meat 1.4043 0.06295 94 62 26 6
598 Wow! Meat tastes great! No wonder they push us to the side of the plate! 1.4043 0.06474 94 63 24 7
599 This could get ugly. I just ordered gazpacho. 1.4043 0.06295 94 62 26 6
600 It’s not their fault. They were raised by GMOs. 1.4043 0.06110 94 61 28 5
601 They've been granted a last meal. 1.4040 0.06408 99 67 24 8
602 This is the first time I feel guilty for ordering a salad 1.4040 0.06874 99 70 18 11
603 We all got problems, Mike- I can’t get rid of this 70’s afro. 1.4040 0.06567 99 68 22 9
604 They DO serve food here! 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
605 If they look over at us, run for the exits. 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
606 How DO they make the meat taste so much like veggies? 1.4035 0.06195 114 79 24 11
607 We just got our Aug 15 magazine,and we have a different cartoon in it. The one showing as last week’s is from two weeks ago. August 8. If your circulation is going to be that slow you should change your deadline 1.4022 0.07093 92 65 17 10
608 I guess revenge is a dish best served medium rare. 1.4022 0.06923 92 64 19 9
609 Good veggies gone bad! 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
610 Farm to table is getting out of hand. 1.4022 0.06748 92 63 21 8
611 I guess that where ‘beefsteak’ tomato comes from…? 1.4022 0.06748 92 63 21 8
612 They did say it was a whole foods restaurant. 1.4022 0.06923 92 64 19 9
613 Ugh, I can't stand carnivores. 1.4021 0.06159 97 64 27 6
614 Why are they staring? We were told this was a vegetarian restaurant. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
615 When salad goes bad. 1.4021 0.07129 97 70 15 12
616 ‘Great. More vegan hipsters.’ 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
617 Vegan cheat day 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
618 Just because we’re vegetables doesn’t mean we’re vegan. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
619 When you finally realize that your vegetables have gone bad. 1.4020 0.06574 102 71 21 10
620 Who let the vegetables into Mar-A-Lardo? 1.4019 0.06486 107 75 21 11
621 Yeah, cauliflower got too popular to hang with us anymore. 1.4019 0.06753 107 77 17 13
622 Apparently the vegetables have gone bad." 1.4019 0.06753 107 77 17 13
623 And that right there is why I won't eat GMOs. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
624 When vegetables go bad. 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
625 Teenagers. Always with the elbows on the table. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
626 Now those are GMOs 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
627 They’re gonna need all that protein to make a run for it. The busboy’s refilling the salad bar. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
628 Let them stare. Of course we eat meat! We’re not cannibals. 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
629 Who the side now big guy! 1.4000 0.06736 85 57 22 6
630 Well, that blows the whole "you are what you eat" thing out of the water. 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
631 It appears Mother Earth is evening the score. 1.4000 0.06923 95 67 18 10
632 I have to admit these genetically modified vegetables are starting to worry me a bit. 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
633 What’s eating them? 1.4000 0.07083 95 68 16 11
634 This is so good! I’ll never understand why vegans prefer us to meat. 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
635 I always suspected that we aren’t always what we eat. 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
636 I was always skeptical of that photosynthesis thing. 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
637 You should see what the Venus flytrap orders. 1.4000 0.06923 95 67 18 10
638 Idk babe I can’t tell from the accents but I think the stickers say they’re from Chile. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
639 I think Monsanto took it one step too far 1.4000 0.06816 100 71 18 11
640 Most steakhouses don’t serve vegetables. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
641 You'd think photosynthesis would be enough for them! 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
642 It´s not a pretty sight when fruit and vegetables go bad. 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
643 Farm to Table isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be. 1.3981 0.06570 108 77 19 12
644 Honey, I suggest we stay away from the vegetarian entree tonight. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
645 Eat up boys. It's payback time. 1.3981 0.06374 103 71 23 9
646 I suppose they’re still in their salad days. 1.3981 0.05577 103 66 33 4
647 "Why do THEY get to eat meat?" 1.3980 0.06917 98 70 17 11
648 Well I guess we can't expect them to go vegan. 1.3980 0.06109 98 65 27 6
649 That’s right, lady....we’re carnivores....what’d you think - we were cannibals 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
650 What vegetarians really eat 1.3977 0.06163 88 57 27 4
651 You know what I find surprising and unusual? He ordered that hamburger with ketchup, mustard, pickles and onions. 1.3976 0.06400 83 54 25 4
652 They should have a nice red wine with that. 1.3976 0.06626 83 55 23 5
653 Well, I guess that's why organic vegetables are so expensive. 1.3976 0.07055 83 57 19 7
654 Wow, the vegan diet looks really good. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
655 "Crudité reimagined. 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
656 Actually, it's helpful. Now I can tell my kids if they don't eat their veggies, their veggies might eat them. 1.3962 0.06793 106 77 16 13
657 Sort of blows that whole" your are what you eat thing" out the window. 1.3962 0.06384 106 74 22 10
658 Circle of life, people. Circle of life. 1.3960 0.06461 101 70 22 9
659 So you see, George, we ARE getting our protein when we eat our vegetables... 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
660 I just don't think a hamburger and broccoli would go together very well. 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
661 I can't wait to see what they order for dessert. 1.3958 0.06366 96 65 24 7
662 Joe, don't stare. It's their cheat day. 1.3956 0.06227 91 60 26 5
663 It’s always the same. They hate broccoli. 1.3956 0.06790 91 63 20 8
664 Apparently revenge is not a dish best served cold. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
665 Minorities,my ass. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
666 They never order sides. 1.3953 0.06250 86 56 26 4
667 Could you pass the chlorophyll? 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
668 Should somebody call P.E.T.A.? 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
669 I told you it was vegan restaurant. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
670 Maybe a paleo diet isn't such a bad idea. 1.3951 0.07387 81 57 16 8
671 Atkins isn't working for the tomato. 1.3951 0.07175 81 56 18 7
672 It’s the circle of life Linda! 1.3951 0.06956 81 55 20 6
673 They could have had a V8. 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
674 Nobody eats their vegetables anymore! 1.3936 0.05901 94 61 29 4
675 I suppose revenge can also be served medium rare. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
676 The plant based meat gets rave reviews here. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
677 How else do you think grew so big? 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
678 Isn't it wonderful to see blended families. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
679 I'll give you fifty bucks if you tell the one wearing glasses he could avoid that by eating more carrots. 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
680 They’re only vegetarians when they’re at home. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
681 See? Even they hate kale! 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
682 I didn’t know this is what you had in mind when you said “vegan restaurant” 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
683 What exactly did you think “farm to table” meant? 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
684 Let's see how the cows like it! 1.3913 0.06905 92 65 18 9
685 This beets lunch 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
686 I thought you said that this place serves only healthy vegetables. 1.3908 0.06195 87 57 26 4
687 You're right, Madge. The service does seem better in the Produce Section. 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
688 I don't get the plant-based meat fad! 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
689 See, I told you that vegetables are a legitimate source of protein. 1.3905 0.05661 105 69 31 5
690 Those vegans are staring at us. 1.3905 0.05975 105 71 27 7
691 I can't believe they won't let us into the salad bar. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
692 Not even shirts. This place has really gone downhill. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
693 Aw, be a man and eat it — it'll put some florets on your chest. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
694 This must be one of those farm-to-table restaurants. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
695 I have to admit, they do have good taste. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
696 I would have thought they were vegan. 1.3895 0.05853 95 62 29 4
697 They should at least have the decency to put some clothes on. 1.3895 0.06041 95 63 27 5
698 They say all the trendy restaurants are rethinking their approach to vegetables. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
699 Well, this officially ends my vegan phase. 1.3889 0.07012 90 64 17 9
700 Do you think they’d be offended if I ordered the vegetarian meal? 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
701 Bring on the beef! 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
702 Revenge of the Crudite' 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
703 Revenge is a dish best served cold 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
704 Imagine how they feel, look at us eating vegetables. 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
705 Oh, My God! Is he eating LETTUCE on that burger? 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
706 How gauche. All that meat without a bottle of red wine. 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
707 I mean,you'd think it would just go against every fiber in their being. 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
708 I told you vegetables can be full of protein! 1.3875 0.06772 80 54 21 5
709 Are they flesh-eating plant? 1.3875 0.06772 80 54 21 5
710 Wouldn't you skip the salad too?" 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
711 They have come straight from the farm to the table. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
712 I think I misunderstood when they said they were humanitarians. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
713 This is almost as bad as when we caught the tiramisu doing meth. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
714 I hope they’re onto something…I’m so sick of kale. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
715 All of a sudden, my guilt level just dropped to zero. 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
716 That explains why the Crudité is so expensive these days 1.3855 0.07033 83 58 18 7
717 How can they call it fine-dining when the veggies are undressed? 1.3855 0.06375 83 55 24 4
718 I’m guessing that there are not any vegetables on the menu. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
719 Even the produce has gone Keto 1.3852 0.05872 122 86 25 11
720 I guess you aren't what you eat... 1.3846 0.06206 91 61 25 5
721 They always eat when kale has a massage. 1.3846 0.07575 78 56 14 8
722 Et tu, veggies? 1.3846 0.06597 104 75 18 11
723 This place really takes farm-to-table seriously. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
724 That's something you don't see very often. 1.3846 0.05799 91 59 29 3
725 They said it's what their ancestors ate. 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
726 We're entitled to a cheat night, too. 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
727 I hear this is the place where vegetables come to meat up. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
728 You know, I read somewhere that in Australia, the food chain goes in the opposite direction. 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
729 This is exactly why I won't eat free-range vegetables. 1.3838 0.06374 99 69 22 8
730 This morning I saw a candy bar chewing bubble gum. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
731 Just ignore the stares. They lead an unconvegetable lifestyle. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
732 I think I know which one was using the bathroom before me 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
733 What happened to the caption contest? It used to be smart and amusing? 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
734 Yes, elbows on the table and cutting with their left hands. They must be foreign 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
735 See? And they say steak isn't good for you. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
736 I notice they didn't start with salads. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
737 When the broccoli ordered a Sloppy Joe, I knew he had bad taste. 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
738 But what’s really weird is that the asparagus wears glasses. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
739 Now that's healthy eating. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
740 Even they won't eat kale. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
741 I guess it makes sense they don't eat vegetables. 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
742 well, I've heard she's had GMO work done 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
743 Is that what they mean by farm to table now? 1.3827 0.07364 81 58 15 8
744 Well, you did say it was a vegetarian restaurant! 1.3827 0.06705 81 55 21 5
745 you are what your food eats 1.3827 0.07570 81 59 13 9
746 Eating beef always gives me gas. 1.3824 0.06542 102 73 19 10
747 Now I know what's in my vegetables 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
748 Since when is this place "pants optional"? 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
749 There goes your "you are what you eat" theory. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
750 I guess you can’t expect them to be vegetarians. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
751 Look, even they won’t eat themselves! 1.3816 0.07247 76 53 17 6
752 Revenge is best served medium rare. 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
753 Carnivorous vegetables ? 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
754 I told you vegetables don’t have carbs! 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
755 And you thought vegetables are healthy 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
756 I misunderstood what they meant by a plant-based dining experience. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
757 Glad no one else wanted a salad 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
758 I’m pretty sure they got our order! 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
759 Who would have ever thought that vegetables could be hypocrites? 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
760 Let 'em stare. How else are we supposed to get our protein?!! 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
761 I'd heard of a dog eat dog world, but never that... 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
762 I'll bet this all started with a whiff of fried bacon. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
763 They want to have us for lunch. 1.3797 0.07048 79 55 18 6
764 Maybe we should live a little further away from the nuclear power plant 1.3797 0.07274 79 56 16 7
765 They're part of that new "Ranch to Table" movement. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
766 See? Even THEY know what tastes better. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
767 Well their options are limited: Carnivore or cannibal. 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
768 They SAY they're all vegetarian, but that guy on the end? Technically a fruit. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
769 What a nerve! Vegans giving us the evil eye for eating meat! 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
770 Well, you didn’t expect them to be vegetarians, did you? 1.3786 0.06915 103 77 13 13
771 No onions or turnips? They deny their roots. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
772 Must be vegecontrarians. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
773 You see Dr. Ross, I was afraid this would happen when we started modifying their genes. 1.3780 0.06169 82 54 25 3
774 Anyone else feeling uncomfortable with these intoxicated vegans looking at us? 1.3780 0.06169 82 54 25 3
775 A burger a day keeps the vegetarians away. 1.3780 0.06640 82 56 21 5
776 The kids these days with their crazy hairdo’s. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
777 We are living in different times. 1.3780 0.06409 82 55 23 4
778 Who do ya gotta kill to get some real meat around here? 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
779 Well,it’s not like they can order from the vegetarian menu. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
780 They act like the poster children for healthy eating, until a plate of animal meat shows up in front of them. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
781 I am so over "Woke". 1.3774 0.06763 106 79 14 13
782 Uprooted, yet still well behaved.” 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
783 You know what's strange? At least two of them are left-handed. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
784 I think they’re called beefgans 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
785 See? Even the vegetables can't stand going Vegan. 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
786 That ‘Beyond Meat’ stuff has some crazy side effects. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
787 That’s why they call it a beefsteak tomato. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
788 It's the latest thing, revenge food porn. 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
789 You can't begrudge them their recommended daily allowance of irony. 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
790 The genetic engineers at Fruit of the Loom have made great strides 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
791 Thank goodness. Now we can eat anything. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
792 I always say, eating well is the best revenge. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
793 Revenge is sweetest, medium rare! 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
794 I told you we should have dressed up! 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
795 I hate when they stare! 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
796 Oh, so THEY can eat meat? 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
797 Looks like Mr. Asparagus's pee will smell normal today. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
798 Why are they staring at us ? Do they expect us to be cannibals? 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
799 Do you think they know their friend is eating a veggie burger? 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
800 I didn't know they'd take GMO's this far. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
801 This farm-to-table concept has gotten out of hand. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
802 The flavor is in the cholesterol. 1.3750 0.05783 96 64 28 4
803 I'm grateful they're not vegans. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
804 Irony is not dead. 1.3750 0.06720 104 77 15 12
805 Grass fed. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
806 When I saw my cousin eaten by a cow I knew we had to do this. 1.3750 0.06506 80 54 22 4
807 Let's try to ignore their crudity. 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
808 I'm worried that they're mentally dressing us. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
809 At least they’re not eating their friends. 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
810 Pft. Millennials. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
811 We always get sat next to the weirdos 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
812 Maybe the asparagus needs glasses, but a carrot wouldn’t. 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
813 Honey, perhaps we shouldn’t have ordered the baby carrots tonight. 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
814 Such crudity at that table. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
815 Did you know it takes an entire herd of Black Angus to produce a pound of broccoli? 1.3738 0.06441 107 78 18 11
816 It’s revenge dining. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
817 I thought you said this was a vegetarian place. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
818 The steaks, I understand. But that broccoli eating a veggie burger is just poor taste 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
819 It was only a matter of time before they developed meat-based plants. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
820 I bet their cholesterol is off the charts. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
821 Contrarians! 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
822 Must be their cheat meal 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
823 I'm having doubts about my vegetarian diet. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
824 I guess we shouldn't judge 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
825 They’re looking at us like we are something to eat. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
826 Didn’t we just see them at the farmers’ market? 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
827 How can we ever trust them again? 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
828 Can you believe the irony? And me without my phone. 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
829 They LOOK healthy. 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
830 I guess the veggies need some protein! 1.3733 0.07296 75 53 16 6
831 They must've changed the Food Pyramid again. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
832 Flesh-eating veggies ??? 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
833 With the alioli, I can finally tolerate your cousin. 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
834 It’s payback time. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
835 They serve plant protein at this restaurant. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
836 You think that’s weird? Wait till their drinks get here. 1.3723 0.06762 94 68 17 9
837 I just think it’s nice to see the other vegetables hanging out with the tomato, even though it’s technically a fruit. 1.3721 0.06199 86 58 24 4
838 I guess only vegetables are willing to eat meat these days. 1.3721 0.07219 86 63 14 9
839 Wait until they find out just how Impossible their plant-based burger is. 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
840 Fake Vegetarians Eating What They Really Want 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
841 So that’s why vegetables have so much protein. 1.3718 0.06082 78 51 25 2
842 I guess technically they are their sides. 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
843 Maybe they’re not as healthy as we thought. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
844 Veggie burger! Yuck! 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
845 They say they’re vegans but they’re just crudités. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
846 Last meal before they move to the salad bar. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
847 Quick Henry, cover up your broccoli! 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
848 Isn't that nice? Two vegans have invited a fruit to join them. 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
849 It’s okay because the cattle are vegan. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
850 I heard through the grapevine that we're getting canned tomorrow. 1.3704 0.07338 81 59 14 8
851 Rumor is they’re iron-deficient. 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
852 Because it's iron-y! 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
853 The worst part is, they ordered it well done! 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
854 ....they sure know what's good for them. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
855 Well, I guess it’s not called a beefsteak tomato for nothing. 1.3700 0.05252 100 65 33 2
856 My kids hate me. 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
857 I guess photosynthesizing is too "old fashioned" nowadays. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
858 They’re trying to forget their salad days. 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
859 Wait, weren't they vegan? 1.3699 0.07430 73 52 15 6
860 So this is farm to table, huh? 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
861 I suppose they need some protein in their diet? 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
862 Something tells me that these vegetables aren't as sustainable as they say 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
863 You are not what you eat. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
864 So,you're not what you eat? 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
865 This Keto fad is out of control 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
866 It's the asparagus that surprises me. I always thought of it as being more enlightened. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
867 They looked so vegan. 1.3684 0.06969 76 53 18 5
868 It only seems fair 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
869 I'm glad I didn't order the salad. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
870 This is not the way the food cycle is supposed to work. 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
871 Do you think they're off duty? 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
872 They’re on the paleo diet. Feels bioillogical. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
873 I always knew there was a reason I couldn't stand them. 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
874 No wonder they’re so high in iron. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
875 Meat and no potato? 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
876 NO WONDER THEY TASTE SO GOOD. 1.3678 0.07333 87 65 12 10
877 Once they get a taste for it, it's only one step from bovine to humankind. 1.3678 0.05921 87 58 26 3
878 It's the local hairdressers convention this week 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
879 Amazing how far some plants will go to own the libs. 1.3671 0.07681 79 59 11 9
880 Now who’s the side. 1.3671 0.06287 79 53 23 3
881 I wonder what their food pyramid looks like? 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
882 I hate it when vegetarians fall off the wagon 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
883 Vegetables are’t vegetarian? This changes everything! 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
884 It turns out your are not, in fact, what you eat. 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
885 I couldn't eat vegetables if I were them either. 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
886 No, I'm upset that they got their food when we ordered first. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
887 You need to eat your humans if you want dessert 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
888 Guess that 'meating' has come to order! 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
889 What did I miss of Farm to Table' 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
890 Like I’ve been saying, Shirley, you have no idea what you are actually eating with that plant-based diet of yours. 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
891 Their last meal before becoming V-8 Juice. 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
892 I was going to order the vegetable medley, but I'm having second thoughts. 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
893 Look cool. They must recognize us from the Dr. Oz ad. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
894 That's what vegetables eat to stay healthy. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
895 Vegetables eating animals. It's the world of alternative facts. 1.3662 0.07831 71 52 12 7
896 How the vege-tables have turned... 1.3662 0.07299 71 50 16 5
897 Omg,the couple at the next table just ordered a Crudités 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
898 Everybody deserves a cheat day now and then. 1.3659 0.05888 82 54 26 2
899 Why should they be shocked? We are not cannibals! 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
900 I guess they do serve vegetables. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
901 I’m on a diet! 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
902 Just as I suspected. 1.3649 0.07833 74 55 11 8
903 I suppose a side of vegetables would be inappropriate 1.3649 0.07089 74 52 17 5
904 What’s wrong with being humanitarians? 1.3649 0.06823 74 51 19 4
905 I guess any vegetable can identify as beefsteak now. 1.3649 0.07089 74 52 17 5
906 Check out what the veggie table ordered! 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
907 They are making me hungry! 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
908 The vegans have come! Let us finish our steak and leave!! 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
909 I don't know what's going on with the other two, but that must be a beefsteak tomato. 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
910 I guess they couldn’t get into 11 Madison Park either 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
911 Was it rude to order the vegan option? 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
912 I guess it makes sense--otherwise, they'd be cannibals. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
913 You don’t expect them to eat their own kind do you? 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
914 Well, turnabout IS fair play. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
915 So much for photosynthesis. 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
916 Looks like a roughage crowd. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
917 Vegetables gone bad. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
918 Not quite what I envisioned when the told me this was a vegetarian restaurant. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
919 This is so much tastier than that manure compost mix they fed us at the nursery. 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
920 If Darwin was right, we have to eat them before they eat us. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
921 They must be tired of being vegetarians. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
922 Take that, vegans! 1.3636 0.05868 88 59 26 3
923 See? When you don’t eat them, they eat you. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
924 Is it protein, or is it revenge? 1.3636 0.07374 77 56 14 7
925 Honey, have you noticed that they are always here on all-you-eat ribs night? 1.3636 0.06380 77 52 22 3
926 I'd hate to see what they grow in their gardens. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
927 I sure hope there isn’t any tomato on that burger! 1.3626 0.05745 91 61 27 3
928 I didn't think they served food here. 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
929 So that’s how they get their iron. 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
930 I think they mixed up our order. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
931 They belong to the little known Paleo-Vegetarian faction. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
932 Don't look now, but I think that couple are vegetarians 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
933 Is that a carnivorous crudite I see? 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
934 I’m just glad our children aren’t here to see this. 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
935 Now look who's becoming the alpha species on the planet...! 1.3625 0.05965 80 53 25 2
936 Who’s going to tell them it’s plant based? 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
937 I hear the Fruit of the Loom guys use PEDs too. 1.3623 0.07436 69 49 15 5
938 I assumed they'd be vegetarians. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
939 People think they’re eating healthy when they eat us. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
940 I mean, it's ethical to them. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
941 I guess I was small minded assuming anthropomorphic produce would be vegetarian 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
942 So glad we went with grass-fed. You can really taste the difference. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
943 Obviously too much of organic and grass fed in their Paleo diet. 1.3611 0.07215 72 51 16 5
944 I did exactly the same thing when I graduated from that fat camp last year. 1.3611 0.07481 72 52 14 6
945 What a silly question honey, of course they eat meat, they’re not cannibals 1.3611 0.07481 72 52 14 6
946 Yeah, we concur: real meat definitely tastes better than those plant-based-wannabes 1.3608 0.06745 97 72 15 10
947 People love to say you are what you eat, but put it into practice and they all freak out. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
948 It's the new item on their menu: beef-fed veggies and the broccoli is steamed. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
949 Oh sure, they wanna be friends tonite…but tomorrow they’ll just toss us! 1.3605 0.05944 86 58 25 3
950 I’ve never seen them herbivore. 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
951 I told you they serve raw foods here. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
952 Just because I like lettuce and tomato on my burger doesn’t make me a cannibal! 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
953 They wouldn't be so Plus-sized if they were Vegan. 1.3600 0.07507 75 55 13 7
954 GMOs are getting out of control. 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
955 Eat where the locally grown eat. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
956 It’s their version of vegan 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
957 They just came from picketing the steakhouse across the street. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
958 Beets me. 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
959 Apparently, you are not always what you eat. 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
960 They’re omniherbs. 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
961 Weird, yes, but it would be creepier if they were vegetarians. 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
962 Do you think they know that it’s grass-fed? 1.3587 0.07012 92 69 13 10
963 I hope it's at least grain-fed. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
964 If I were solid antioxidant, I might abuse my body too. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
965 So that’s what happens when you eat genetically modified food. 1.3580 0.07917 81 63 7 11
966 I sent a beefsteak tomato over to the veggie table just to see what happens 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
967 Still think you never met a vegetable you didn’t like? 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
968 They’re only seasonal residents. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
969 Does no one bother to photosynthesize anymore? 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
970 I didn't know this was a salad bar. 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
971 Is this farm-to-table-to-farm? 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
972 I thought this restaurant was farm-to-table, not farm-at-table. 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
973 I don't think they're organic. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
974 Must be rogue produce. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
975 They’re hydroponics on day release.” 1.3571 0.05664 98 67 27 4
976 Of course they're rich in irony. 1.3571 0.07624 70 51 13 6
977 This is our chance. Go ask him..is it tomato or tomatoe? 1.3571 0.08149 70 53 9 8
978 Didn't they order after us? 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
979 I'm willing to look the other way when it's a beefsteak tomato but there's no exscuse for the other two. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
980 The beef is grass fed here, so it’s almost like cannibalism. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
981 If this means we don't have to eat broccoli anymore, I support it. 1.3563 0.06737 87 63 17 7
982 I told you vegetables contain lots of protein. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
983 You wouldn't expect them to be vegetarians. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
984 I thought they wouldn’t serve them here. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
985 Okay, my concerns about GMO vegetables just doubled. 1.3563 0.07308 87 66 11 10
986 Who goes to a steak house and orders a burger? 1.3563 0.05890 87 59 25 3
987 Meh. Performative. 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
988 Why are they staring -- they eat US all the time 1.3562 0.07395 73 53 14 6
989 Farm to table eh? 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
990 See- everyone's going paleo now. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
991 Suddenly I feel bad for ordering the salad 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
992 They're not eating their vegetables. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
993 I thought they were healthy. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
994 Now why does that not surprise me? 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
995 I liked them so much more when they didn’t eat meat. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
996 I guess vegetables and vegetarians are two different animals. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
997 That's the Monsanto rep table.... 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
998 This is the first time a salad made me feel guilty. 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
999 They said it’s ok if they’re grass fed. 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
1000 My spleen burger is delicious, how are your American thighs? 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
1001 I'm beginning to have my doubts about 'farm to table' dining. 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
1002 I liked it better when they consumed dead animals underground through roots. 1.3553 0.07423 76 56 13 7
1003 Omg, is this a veggie burger? Oh, no, Uncle Joe! 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
1004 Well, would you rather they ate dirt and manure? 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
1005 You are what what you eat eats. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1006 I didn’t know this was a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1007 Well, I do see that it can be a tough choice between veganism and cannibalism. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1008 Somebody should tell the kitchen that their vegetable have gone bad. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1009 Where're the sides? 1.3544 0.05985 79 53 24 2
1010 This is the part of the Green New Deal that bothers me. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1011 They never eat their own. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1012 It’s an acquired taste 1.3544 0.05985 79 53 24 2
1013 No, Gene, that's a very common mistake. The tomato is considered a fruit. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1014 At least we got over our existential crisis since we stopped being vegetarians. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1015 They look really steamed! 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1016 So much for vegging out. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1017 Sitting next to Andy Asparagus and Brenda Broccoli, Tom sensed that he wasn't really one of them. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1018 Looks like the food chain is broken. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
1019 I guess this is where all the veggies meat. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1020 Now I know what they mean by ‘farm to table.’ 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1021 Meat-fed vegetables are higher is vitamin A. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
1022 If they ask, tell them it's a veggie burger. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1023 What don’t they understand about a vegetarian restayrant? 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
1024 Makes sense... 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1025 Beef. It's what's for dinner. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1026 "Should we tell them the menu is plant-based?" 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1027 I wonder why they skipped the salads? 1.3529 0.07239 85 64 12 9
1028 Oh my god, she's using steak sauce and her butter knife 1.3529 0.07042 85 63 14 8
1029 Ethically speaking, now there's nothing we can eat. 1.3529 0.06841 85 62 16 7
1030 They’re not even wearing pants, Jim! 1.3529 0.07186 68 48 16 4
1031 Do you think they know they are tomorrow's special? 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1032 The waiter has been gone a really long time. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1033 I heard it was their choice for their final meal. 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1034 I hope they’re finished by the time I’m ready for my salad. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1035 It’s a vegetable-eat-cow world. 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1036 Crudités revenge! 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1037 A few of my relatives have gone missing lately. 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
1038 I thought 'you are what you eat' was just a saying. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1039 Cannibals - disgusting ! 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1040 Why are they staring? Emily Post says it's okay to eat a burger with your hands. 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1041 They're Amish veggies. They get one month to go wilding. 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1042 I get the beefsteak, but what about the other two? 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1043 I wonder what their side is 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1044 They're creepy and they're kooky, that Atkins family. 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
1045 Obviously, they're not your average vegetarians. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1046 George, do you think they are "trans" vegitarians? 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1047 I guess you're NOT what you eat, after all. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1048 Even they can't stick to a diet.. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1049 They’re just being fresh 1.3514 0.07559 74 55 12 7
1050 The menu did say from farm to table. 1.3514 0.07800 74 56 10 8
1051 Veggies American style! 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
1052 Is this organic? 1.3514 0.08034 74 57 8 9
1053 No wonder vegetables cost so much recently! 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1054 They said the restaurant was vegetable-forward. 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
1055 You'd think these people never seen a group of carnivore crudités before? 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1056 Honey, it's a thruple. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1057 Let’s meat up 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1058 Everyone is Keto now. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1059 This would taste so much better with a slice of tomato. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1060 I heard they joined the anti-antioxidants. 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
1061 They meat here regularly. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1062 I guess their choice is the Atkins diet or cannibalism. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1063 They say never meet your heroes. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1064 The beefsteak tomato I can understand, but not the others. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1065 1964 Crudités Rights Act Restaurants now ordered to serve vegetables 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1066 The next table is staring at us...Stay cool, they're not vegans. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1067 Its farm(er) to table 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
1068 Isn't that disgusting, Martha. They're not even using napkins. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1069 ‘Out and proud.’ 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
1070 Eat your vegetables or they will eat you 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
1071 I think that one guy's really a fruit. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1072 I told you it's full of steroids. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1073 You can eat anything when you're healthy. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1074 They’re iron deficient. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1075 I heard they own the place." 1.3494 0.05796 83 56 25 2
1076 I was told vegetables weren't served at this restaurant! 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1077 That asparagus ordered a $125 steak.” “Guess he can afford it, the cost of produce today being what it is. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1078 They're in town shooting the new Pixar movie. 1.3485 0.07631 66 48 13 5
1079 As far as I’m concerned we’re just balancing the universe. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
1080 Who needs roughage when you are roughage? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1081 It’s ok. When they’re done we’ll eat them. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1082 Would you just LOOK at those animals!? 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1083 Maybe they’re flexitarian. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1084 Is it racist to assume that one guy’s pee smells funny? 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1085 Pretend they're tasty so people don't start ordering vegetables. 1.3478 0.07950 69 52 10 7
1086 Do you think they know something we don't? 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1087 At least they’re not cannibals,Todd, but what do I do now? I vowed that I would never eat anything with a face. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
1088 Kids never liked me, and now adults are giving me the evil eye. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
1089 Those free-range vegetables have forgotten their roots. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
1090 That's going to go straight to their vines 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1091 So it’s ok when they eat us? 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1092 You mean you aren't what you eat? 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1093 The vegans will freak out when they find out 1.3478 0.06134 69 46 22 1
1094 It's the Vitameatavegamin table. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1095 I think they’re vegans. Don’t make eye contact. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1096 Weird. You'd think they'd be vegetarians. 1.3472 0.07701 72 54 11 7
1097 That's really wierd. I have never seen a fruit eating with two vegetables before. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
1098 I'm comforted by the fact they're not cannibals. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
1099 Just because they are vegan doesn’t mean they ARE vegan! 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1100 A human a day keeps the doctor away. 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1101 Guess they didn't fill up on salad. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
1102 Are you sure they're vegetarians? 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1103 Don't look now but those vegetarians are eying us. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
1104 Well, it IS steak and vegetables night. 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1105 Hmm. Needs ketchup. Help me out? 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1106 I question the ethics of veggie burgers! 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1107 No wonder the vegetable medley is not available tonight. 1.3467 0.06149 75 51 22 2
1108 Don’t turn around but my boss and his wife are at the next table 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1109 The real plant based diet. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
1110 What's with the tomato? I would have expected a brussels sprout as the third in that party. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1111 Beyond burger? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1112 Is it morally ambiguous or just sorta gross? 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
1113 But they’re still smug about it! 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1114 For some reason, they never ask for ketchup 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1115 I don’t know what I’m gonna do about these vegans? They’re just killing me. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1116 I can understand a tomato stuffing itself, but the other two? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1117 Come on! Really?!? Who orders a hamburger at a steak restaurant! 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1118 I just hope it's not plant-based meat! 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1119 Let’s have what they’re having! 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
1120 Oh, the irony. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1121 I can’t stand vegetarians 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1122 If animals can eat plants, plants have the right to eat animals. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1123 They hate it when we’re the special! 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
1124 I wonder where they fall on the Vegan Spectrum? 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1125 How do you think they got so big? 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1126 Well you can’t expect them to eat their own, for heaven’s sake! 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1127 Crudités aren't vegetarian, who knew. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1128 I heard the beef here is Grass Fed 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1129 So that's what the waiter meant by the plant-based menu. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
1130 Gawd! I wish the Atkins would find somewhere else to protest. They do look healthy, though. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
1131 Why are we eating vegan when they're eating meat? 1.3438 0.07785 64 47 12 5
1132 I see that plant based meat is really catching on with the veg crowd. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
1133 I'm sure the Ketos are doing the best they can but you know how teenagers are. 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
1134 Hurry, hurry, they’re vegans, dammit! 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
1135 That's impossible! I thought they were beyond meat! 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
1136 Finish your salad quietly and don't make eye contact. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
1137 What do those vegans think we eat? 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
1138 Remember, we can eat anything without a face. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1139 I thought I'd never see those three eating together. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
1140 Exactly what are your “Green” qualifications, Mr. Tomato Head? 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
1141 Won't the Vegans be surprised. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1142 Sure, they’re not vegetarians, but at least they’re not cannibals. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
1143 Vegans off the wagon. 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
1144 I guess there’s no such thing as being 100% vegetarian 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
1145 Why are they staring at us? 1.3429 0.06066 70 47 22 1
1146 Talk about hypocrisy! 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
1147 now do you believe me about genetically modified foods? 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1148 Payback I guess? 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
1149 Why is everyone surprised to see us eating meat? We aren't cannibals. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1150 Is it 'buck naked,' or 'butt naked', Babe? 1.3426 0.06729 108 85 9 14
1151 If they can eat steak,so can we! 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1152 It they eat that are we still vegans? 1.3425 0.07856 73 56 9 8
1153 Thinking back on our salad days... 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1154 Everyone assumes my iron content is all natural.” 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1155 Carnivorous Vegetables? Since when? 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1156 Look at em Henry. Not a carrot in their world. 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
1157 "She's a beefsteak tomato, and broccoli isn't vegan, but that asparagus must be roasted out of his mind to eat like that!" 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1158 Tables have turned. Do you think they realize how unsustainable this is? 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
1159 I guess that would be the Veg Table... 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
1160 Say, have you seen the dog recently? 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1161 If they can eat vegetables,we can eat meat! 1.3421 0.06085 76 52 22 2
1162 Those are the Dr. Oz crudité stars. 1.3418 0.07829 79 62 7 10
1163 Vegetable Crispr… 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1164 They weren’t kidding when they said farm to table 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1165 Wow they really said Farm to Table! 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
1166 Is that how they make the Impossible meat? 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
1167 What happened to 'you are what you eat'? 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1168 It’s Beyond cannibals! 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1169 They look ripe with contradictions" 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1170 (dinner after Mr. Corn’s funeral) 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1171 So much for Meatless Monday. 1.3415 0.05547 82 55 26 1
1172 Well, that only seems fair. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1173 Ah! Sweet revenge. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1174 Leaders of The Plant Kingdom enjoy the spoils of war 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1175 Honestly, how do people think we get packed with all those vitamins and nutrients? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1176 I bet if we ordered salad they would've brought our food first. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1177 So, it’s “Do as we say, not as we do”. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1178 Makes you wonder if maybe genetic mutation has gone too far. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1179 You see, they get all the energy they need from the sun. But even they get a cheat day. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1180 Darn! They overcooked my human! 1.3400 0.06547 100 76 14 10
1181 Would it be cheating if I ate the one on the left? 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1182 It's "Do as I am, not as I do". 1.3387 0.07947 62 46 11 5
1183 These GMO vegetables seem dangerous to me. 1.3387 0.07607 62 45 13 4
1184 I bet it's not fakey steak and a shamburger. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
1185 Let’em stare…they have to serve vegetables…it’s the law. 1.3387 0.07251 62 44 15 3
1186 They wouldn't be having veggie burgers because it might be someone they know. 1.3385 0.07363 65 47 14 4
1187 Do you really think these things are vegan ? 1.3385 0.06308 65 44 20 1
1188 That guy has green hair 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
1189 Is this what you meant by a "vegetarian" restaurant? 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1190 Who says “You are what you eat!” 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
1191 Oh, fuck! 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
1192 Is that what they mean by farm to table? 1.3382 0.06148 68 46 21 1
1193 Sarcasm fails me. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
1194 Vegetarians are such hypocrites! 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1195 It's just a fad diet 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1196 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the garden salad. 1.3382 0.06148 68 46 21 1
1197 if we eat them we have three of our five a day 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
1198 Everyone romaine calm. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
1199 I love their willingness to try out new things. let's get them a bottle of wine. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1200 And we thought it was healthy to be vegan. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1201 Well, it certainly hasn't stunted their growth. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1202 I always knew they were self-righteous hypocrites. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1203 This makes me see farm-to-table in a whole new light. 1.3378 0.07763 74 57 9 8
1204 Sorry, this place is actually "plant-faced." 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1205 Why should they care about what they eat? They're freakin' vegetables! 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1206 This better be a veggie burger! 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1207 Maybe the Europeans are right to be anti-GMO... 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
1208 I thought broccoli had more taste. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1209 (No caption required.) 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
1210 They have to worry about aphids, not cholesterol. 1.3378 0.07763 74 57 9 8
1211 I’m conflicted about my choices in ways I find hard to express. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1212 You think they'd be up for a fivesome? 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1213 My meat is too rare. Mine is too done. Mine is just ripe. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1214 All of a sudden I’m not looking forward to my morning smoothie. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1215 they don't seem to like their own kind 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1216 I’ll never look at broccoli the same way again! 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1217 So that's where they get their vitamins and minerals... 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1218 Herbivores on holiday. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1219 See, the locales don't like the new vegan menu either. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1220 Despite Broc’s preference for plant based burgers, Gus and Tom still honored their regular Friday night dinner plans. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1221 Looks like the vegetables have turned... 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1222 It's farm to table, alright. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1223 This place sure takes good care of its garden. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1224 Why are they starring. We need our protein too. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1225 "As an Important Food Group, they're not setting a good example." 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1226 Oh don't worry - they are eating plant based meat! 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1227 Eat only meat, and you'll end up a vegetable. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1228 I like them better as side dishes. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1229 Am I wrong to believe they're heart healthy? 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1230 Hah! They think they're safe because this is a steak house...! 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
1231 That's why Mr. Potato left early. 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
1232 Speaking of vegetables, how’s your mom? 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1233 Those GMO vegetables are really starting to freak me out… 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
1234 I wonder what’s eating them? 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1235 You could eat like that too if you made your own fiber. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
1236 Joe Rogan's reach is further than I thought. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
1237 I mean,did you expect them to eat themselves? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1238 So that's how they beef up. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1239 Makes sense they wouldn’t eat their own. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1240 They just play vegans on TV 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1241 And that is how we get plant-based protein. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
1242 "Broccoli hypocrisy, is what I call it!" 1.3333 0.08119 60 45 10 5
1243 I can only imagine what whole grains dine on. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1244 They don't have ketchup on their table, either. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1245 Nobody breathes a word back in the crisper tonight. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
1246 So that's really why eating vegetables is good for you. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1247 Duh! I’ll have the meatloaf. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1248 Finally, OUR turn! 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1249 Where do they keep their wallets? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1250 Well, I guess "turnip-about" is fair play.eh? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1251 Those people look like they forgot to order their vegetables. Don’t make eye contact. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1252 OMG, this tastes way better than I do! 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1253 Some wacky science report said that red meat has a natural abundance of chlorophyl. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
1254 Oh, dear. It looks like our vegetables have gone bad. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
1255 Revenge is a dish best served rare. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
1256 Fish & Chips suddenly sound good to me. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1257 And can you believe it? I saw them smoking before dinner! 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1258 I hope they don't notice we're eating chopped veggies! 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1259 O.k. This is the last time we visit a parallel universe. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1260 I told you GMOs were going to be an issue, but would you listen? 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1261 Another real irony Alanis Morissette missed. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
1262 I didn't know they served plain vegetables. 1.3333 0.05934 72 49 22 1
1263 There goes The Mediterranean Diet! 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1264 I guess their salad days are over. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1265 Sorry, but your urine stinks. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1266 At least they’re not wearing their ‘Beet is Murder’ shirts this time. 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1267 Is this part of the "new normal" ? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1268 They must be plants. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1269 Looks like some of the veggies are coming out 1.3333 0.05934 72 49 22 1
1270 Don’t look now, but I see predators at the next table. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1271 About time they started beefing up the side dishes 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1272 Isn’t it odd that there’s no kale? 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1273 I’ve changed my mind about the vegan entree. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1274 Lets's face it they doesn't like your hair style. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1275 Yes, I know they're staring! Unfortunately their interest in us is purely gastronomical! 1.3333 0.05147 93 63 29 1
1276 Of course, it's a hamburger. They're not CANNIBALS! 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1277 This is why I stick to organic. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1278 Now that's my idea of balance of nature! 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1279 It looks like the Paleo diet is making a comeback. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1280 As the only veggies Tommy eats, I had my doubts about broccoli and tomato, but never suspected asparagus was also a double agent. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
1281 Maybe this will convince them we're a good source of protein 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1282 They don't have to worry about heart disease; they're not artichokes. 1.3333 0.08459 60 46 8 6
1283 So, there really IS something to that Paleo diet! 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1284 I'm guessing they do know it's their last meal. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1285 Well, cows do eat grass, so… 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1286 The goddamn fiber police are at the next table. Again. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1287 Well, that seems fair. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1288 Thank goodness, this would be an ugly scene if they were vegetarians! 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1289 Those vegetables look spoiled. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1290 They are probably not organic either! 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1291 “Our little food chain is a circle.” 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1292 I thought the broccoli, asparagus, and tomato were supposed to walk into a bar. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
1293 I don’t know, Dear. They look pretty happy to me 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1294 Gives a whole new meaning to plant-based-diet, eh? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1295 Oh look, Fred, the recovering vegans are here again. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
1296 When you said new vegan restaurant, this isn’t what I had in mind 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1297 I hear is the new thing, table to farm 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1298 Tell the vegans not to eat any produce that is too fresh. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1299 Ugh, there they are again; Oz's crudités breaking ALL the rules. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1300 I heard it's their attempt to be spared from the latest "plant-based" diet trend. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1301 Actually, it would have been a surprise if they weren't keto. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1302 People say they feel pain, but if they taste this good I don't even care what that means. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1303 They don't seem at all conflicted about the obvious irony. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1304 So that’s when I said to them, “I am not a piece of meat!” 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1305 Well I guess they do serve genetically modified produce here. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1306 Vegetarianism is cannibalism. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1307 That is SO disgusting. They can afford prime rib, and we can’t? 1.3294 0.07177 85 66 10 9
1308 I always said we should eat more vegetables, now they are taking over. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1309 Looks like the tables have turned 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1310 Well they aren’t cannibals Ted! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1311 We serve vegetables 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1312 That reminds me, we need to pull the plug on my mom later." 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1313 You can boil, saute', or roast me, but I can't stand being stared at! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1314 Maybe they chose this as their final meal 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1315 vegetables are going to start tasting better! 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1316 I guess they heard you are what you eat. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1317 I shoulda had a V-8! 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1318 "I always wondered how vegetables became healthy food." 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1319 The others I get, but BROCCOLI on a burger ? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1320 Obviously they're karma-vores. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1321 Is easier then synthesizing protein. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1322 Im glad the children aren't here. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1323 Looks like you are not what you eat. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1324 I used to like them before they got big. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1325 Hey, that broccoli has buttcheeks 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1326 They don't call you a beefsteak for nothing, tomato! 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1327 I wonder what the asparagus' urine smells like. 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
1328 Let's see who's a side dish now! 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1329 That beefsteak tomato is a bad influence on his relatives. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1330 Makes sense. Cows eat grass. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1331 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
1332 The idiots. Do they think we got this way on a vegan diet? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1333 I miss the salad bar. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1334 Forget it. The vegetarians would never believe us. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1335 The side dishes are certainly enjoying their main course. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1336 Where's the cucumber that walked in with them? 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
1337 Boy, these Ethics 101 syllabi really write themselves. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
1338 'When they eat us it's vegeterian. Do we get more humanitarian eating people?' 1.3286 0.06009 70 48 21 1
1339 I hadn't thought Genetic Engineering was a threat until now. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1340 If the boss wants to keep me doing this role model thing, he has to pay me more to eat this vile stuff. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
1341 Seriously, I love the judgement. It's just priceless. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
1342 They look like New Jersey imports to me.I prefer to eat local produce. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
1343 I guess they're not big vegetable people 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
1344 I was gonna order the salmon, but now I feel like shish kabob. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
1345 They’re healthy; they can eat whatever they want. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
1346 Is it me or are foodies getting weirder? 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
1347 Well, that certainly takes the pressure off. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
1348 Fellas, revenge is a dish best served with a bun and cheese. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
1349 The dirty secret is out. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
1350 It's day five of my diet and I really think I am starting to see things. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
1351 This time Eleven Madison Park went one step too far 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
1352 Looks like the food got here early. 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
1353 The beginning's easy. We'll see how long they stay on the keto. 1.3279 0.06903 61 43 16 2
1354 Revenge. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1355 Cripes! I can already feel my roots clogging from all this meat! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1356 They're looking at us as though they have never mashed a potato. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1357 Well, they are the best steaks in town. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1358 Hypocrites 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1359 Maybe we should reconsider GMO foods... 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1360 I guess the kelp went to Red Lobster 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1361 Eating Vegetables” has certainly gone to a whole new level 1.3256 0.05345 86 59 26 1
1362 Pay them no attention, dear. They're hydroponics... 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1363 Payback's a bitch. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1364 When they fall off the wagon, they fall hard! 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
1365 I think I'll have what they are. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1366 Look,Harold,it must be their cheat day 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1367 Yes, but they didn't even touch their salads. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1368 Law of the garden: eat or be eaten. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1369 I suppose any good restaurant should serve veg tables. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1370 If you think that's bad, you should see what the tofu are having. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1371 We shouldn't have eaten the veggie burgers in front of them. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1372 Oh, great. They serve genetically modified vegetables. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
1373 They were bred and raised in dirt. What else would you expect? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1374 ‘‘You are what you eat’ they say…’ 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1375 Everyone’s about ‘healthy eating’ until they’re the eaten. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1376 I hope they didn't hear us order the vegetable tempura. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1377 This farm to table trend is getting out of hand. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1378 These Beyond Potatoes taste almost real! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1379 D'ya think you'd eat a carrot if it was grown in a lab? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1380 If i only had a Veg-O-Matic right now. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1381 How does it feel to be on the menu? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1382 When the word gets out, we will be safe from vegetarians. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1383 Well, would you rather they be canibals? 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1384 I think the vegetables went bad. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1385 I think we should be more careful in our vegetable garden. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1386 Honey, isn't that so strange? They're eating steak without wine!" 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1387 Well, it would be cannibalistic if they ate their own kind. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1388 What's really behind "Farm to Table" 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1389 Hide your sides. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1390 Cows are vegetarians, so maybe what goes around comes around 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1391 How come you guys got steaks but I got a veggie burger? 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1392 This is to avenge my grandparents who were eaten by a cow. 1.3243 0.07479 74 57 10 7
1393 Something's not quite kosher at that table. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1394 I think they've inverted the pyramid 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1395 Wonder how _his_ pee smells? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1396 Did you expect them to be cannibals, darling? 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1397 Screw it, I'm getting the tiramisu. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
1398 We're out of ketchup... 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
1399 Now that's how you do a diet cheat day. 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
1400 What are they staring at? We're not cannibals, for God's sake. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1401 Apparently, they don’t serve carbs here 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1402 I just wish all those high-and-mighty vegetarians could see this. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1403 They must be in town for the Vegetable Farmers Of America Conference. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1404 Must be farm to table 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1405 They want to make sure they don't eat a relative 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1406 I’ve heard that grass fed beef fed veggies are the new rage. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
1407 This is a whole lot tastier than what we usually get from cows. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1408 They must be stewed. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1409 I always wondered what they did when they weren’t in a salad! 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1410 I should have ordered the Tenderloin. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1411 Apparently keto diet is even good for vegetables! 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1412 At least they aren't one of those damned vegans 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1413 We’ll, I for one am not voting for Dr. Oz. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1414 Well I suppose it would be more disturbing to learn that they were cannibals. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1415 Eww, the burger has ketchup. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1416 Is this what we call farm to table. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1417 So that’s vegan rage 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1418 They looked stewed! 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1419 Do you think the asparagus’ pee smells like steak? 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
1420 Carnivores over cannibals I always say. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1421 Um, Honey, what kind of mushrooms were in the pasta? 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1422 I hear they're atheists now... 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
1423 If that’s what they’re eating, I think we’re being too hard on ourselves. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
1424 I misunderstood the farm-to-table aspect of this place. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
1425 Proof that "carnivorous vegetarian" is not just an oxymoron. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
1426 I'm suddenly hungry for cruditè. 1.3231 0.07630 65 49 11 5
1427 Every vegan has its vice 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
1428 Don’t look now, but I think that couple are eating vegetables! 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1429 My therapist says I shouldn’t feel guilty ordering a veggie burger, it’s probably not someone I know. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1430 I didn't see people on the menu. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
1431 See? Even they think salads are boring. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
1432 That caveman diet fad has gotten out of control. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
1433 Well! Who says beef and veggies don’t go together? 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
1434 Bottom of the food chain, my ass. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
1435 I get the tomato, but not the other two. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
1436 Am surprised the asparagus is wearing glasses. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
1437 I'm glad they're not eating like cannibals 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1438 Look who's recycling protein. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1439 50 bucks says they are vegan 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1440 OK, so it wasn't reasonable to assume they'd be vegans. 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1441 When we veg out...we don't veg out. 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
1442 They are such hypo-crudités. 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
1443 Those damn sentient vegetables are at it again. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
1444 Once they've upped their protein content, let's order them as a side. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
1445 Interestingly, they say it tastes just like chickpeas. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
1446 What did you expect them to be? Pescatarians? Cannibals? 1.3220 0.07024 59 42 15 2
1447 I’m beyond appalled those two are eating vegetables right in front of us while giving us that look as if they are the one appalled. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1448 There goes my last illusion of vegan altruism. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1449 I bet that cow didn't see that coming. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1450 Steak so good my pee smell normal! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1451 do the healthy veggies know something we don"t? 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1452 Who says you can't teach an old vegetable new tricks? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1453 Do you suppose any of them noticed our entrée? 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1454 Was this human meat organically grown? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1455 Is that a beefsteak tomato dining with those impersonators? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1456 Are those our groceries? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1457 Free range has gone too far. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1458 All three of them are in the same food group. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1459 You’re right. Eleven Madison Park should have never gone vegan. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1460 Animals. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1461 Well what am I supposed to eat now? Napkins? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1462 Well they look pretty healthy to me. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1463 Looks like some serious vegans 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1464 Guess that’s what they mean by serving vegetables. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1465 Haven't those Pennsylvanians seen a crudité before? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1466 Vegetables,eat your kids!!!! 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1467 No, that's the youngest son. He's starting Harvard in the fall. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1468 Have you noticed, they never order sides. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1469 I hope the beefsteak tomato in our salad wasn't ever one of those guys. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1470 Just veggin out. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1471 A vegan diet. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1472 Don’t look now, but I have a feeling they’re vegetarians. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1473 If they have three-layer chocolate Ganache cake for dessert, I'm going viral. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1474 I beginning to hate Farm to Table restaurants 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1475 I shall never again eat crudites. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1476 They're part of the Meat Based Plant movement. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1477 Do they really expect us to eat our own? 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1478 They're so self-righteous! 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1479 This just proves my point- it’s impossible to be a vegan! 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1480 This Lab grown human meat is very tough! 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1481 I want to eat more of them. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1482 Can you blame them? We had their relatives for our appetizer. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1483 I've gotta' re-evaluate that whole 'You are what you eat' business. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1484 Cruel-dité if you ask me. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1485 What did you say these Impossible Burgers are made of? 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1486 I can understand the steaks, but the burger may be vegan. Wouln't that be gross? 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1487 Back in Tennessee, we call that a “Meat and Three.” 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1488 Y'know what? That's fair. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1489 Now they're on top of the food chain, where does that leave us? 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
1490 I've never seen such unhealthy vegetables. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1491 Carnivores are so chewy." 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1492 Damn vegetarians! 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1493 The ultimate irony of genetic modification... 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1494 I'm sure I saw the broccoli in another cartoon caption contest. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1495 Well, I guess I wouldn’t expect them to eat their own kind. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1496 I don't want to be cancelled for saying something wrong here -- given the circumstances. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1497 What did they expect, we aren’t cannibals. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1498 Why in the world would our server tell us about the vegetarian special of the day? 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1499 Our waiter said there would be no genetically modified vegetables. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1500 Celebration dinner for GMO graduates. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1501 They barely touched their salads. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1502 How is your free-range, locally-sourced, organic fillet of human?"- "A bit hard to swallow quite frankly! 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1503 I think I'l skip the salad bar. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1504 The waiter did say the veggies were very fresh. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1505 Haven't they heard of a balanced diet? 1.3176 0.06944 85 66 11 8
1506 Apparently they’re all flexitarians 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1507 The menu actually said Vegetable Friendly. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1508 I told myriad veggies are filled with protein! 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1509 It’ must be those Birdseye kids on rumspringa. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1510 It must be their vengeful Last Meal before the Salad Bar. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1511 And they say we are the ones that are awful 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1512 We should have ordered what they're eating. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1513 Crudité, Jersey-style 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1514 The funny part is, these guys used to walk all over us 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1515 I'm glad we didn't select the vegetarian option this evening. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1516 Shouldn't they be mixing it up in a salad somewhere? 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1517 I’m beginning to regret ordering the stuffed bell pepper 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1518 Look at them. What could they possibly have as a side? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1519 Garson! send over a bottle of your best V-8 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1520 Now I know what makes Impossible Meat possible. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1521 Aren't vegetables supposed to be vegetarian? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1522 Monsanto corporate lunches have really taken a strange turn. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
1523 Don't worry. It's not plant based. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
1524 Let them stare. Not everyone has to eat vegan. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
1525 I see that the crudite' group is not cannibalistic. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
1526 Vegetables come on the side. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
1527 Let's skip the salad tonight 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
1528 You shouldn't talk the talk unless you can walk the walk. 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
1529 "The beefsteak tomato makes sense but I don't get the other two." 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
1530 Looks like some folks still get immediate seating if you say your a big deal at Monsanto 1.3167 0.08401 60 47 7 6
1531 I don't think we're supposed to see this. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1532 I don't know the others, but that one's a beefsteak tomato. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1533 How come they get the protein? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1534 I guess the salad isn’t vegan. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1535 "Don't look at them broc....they expected us to be vegans. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1536 Why does everyone assume we’re vegetarians? 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1537 They eat like vegetables! 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1538 Well, they look pretty healthy for carnivores. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1539 Would they prefer cannibalism? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1540 We are better than them: They eat meat. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1541 Huh. I always thought carnivores HATED vegetables. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1542 I'd feel better if they weren't enjoying it so much. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1543 Rest assured, I never eat my vegetables 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1544 I hate it when they put seeds on my bun. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1545 Perhaps they know something we do not? 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
1546 Just wait until they hear it’s plant-based. 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
1547 What could be more ridiculous than ordering a $26 hamburger in THIS place? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1548 I don't eat vegetables and they don't eat me. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1549 They could use more carbs! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1550 The waiter was right-- everyone has gone paleo. 1.3158 0.07978 57 43 10 4
1551 They better be eating grass-fed beef. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1552 This plant-based restaurant does live up to its expectations! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1553 I think they were looking for a farm-to-stable restaurant 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1554 Maybe now people will eat their vegetables. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1555 I guess sometimes you aren't what you eat 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1556 It’s no fun being vegan 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1557 They're always grumpy until they hit the salad bar. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1558 Do you think they eat it rare for the iron? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1559 Fair’s fair. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1560 Some animals only eat vegetables, so the vegetables respond in kind. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1561 Our first date at the Venus Flytrap Bistro was uncomfortable for reasons we never anticipated 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1562 Haven't they seen a vegie-table before? 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1563 YOU tell them to eat their vegetables. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1564 I guessing that is what is meant by "veg'ing out." 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1565 Thank God they are not vegetarians. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1566 Honey, there are three vegetables eating meat at the table next to us" "You're wrong, that's two vegetables and one fruit 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1567 Ugh. So unhealthy. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1568 Even the broccoli guy ordered the ribeye . 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1569 You know I'm not racist, Brad, but I don't trust the one with the afro. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1570 Humanitarians. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1571 Must be recovering vegans" 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1572 I tried to be vegan once, too. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1573 Eat your vegetables or your vegetables will eat you. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1574 Vegetarians always have the best costumes 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1575 You are what you eat” — bullshit 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1576 « When you told me your ex had a brocoli head, I didn’t think it was litteral. » 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1577 That’s how you get beefsteak tomatoes… 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1578 What’d you expect from those who grew up on a farm? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1579 We're just getting even. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1580 Just your garden variety carnivores! 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1581 'That couple over there is staring at us like they never saw a Republican before.' 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1582 Should I cancel the veggie plate? 1.3134 0.06093 67 47 19 1
1583 I’m not comfortable eating this veggie burger. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1584 I don't remember Brenda's husband being that stalky. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1585 Let's hope your salad didn't offend them. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1586 Vegetarians can be such hypocrites. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1587 I don't care what they're eating, I've lost interest in finishing my salad. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1588 I bet they don’t worry about their cholesterol levels. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1589 I've heard it's only cannibalism if it they eat one of their own. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1590 The poor things are being fattened up for harvest. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1591 They identify as vegetables 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1592 Why is he so steamed? 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1593 Now those are real foodies. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1594 Ooo! I love asparagus. I’ll have what he is! 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1595 Now we know what vegetables eat 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1596 After “Restaurant Week,” “Vegetable Week” brought hearty eaters to the table 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1597 Thought there would be better carnivorus options on the menu 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
1598 How's your beefsteak, Tomato? 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
1599 What do you think is their stance on Vegemite? 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1600 Great… Doctor OZ spotted us… 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1601 Those plants are based. 1.3125 0.07992 64 50 8 6
1602 Don't turn to look, I've heard this rumour that these humans consider eating us as a healthier option. Freaks! 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1603 The impossible is getting more probable... 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1604 They meet once a month to ' Chew the Fat ' . 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1605 Did they grow up on a farm!? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1606 Vegan Smegan. I am binary and hungry. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1607 That's one messed up food group. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1608 No, Steve, it doesn't make it right. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1609 I had no idea that ‘s what the sign “vegan restaurant” meant. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1610 Wait till Dr. Oz hears what his wife's crudites is doing now. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1611 No wonder the asparagus and broccoli have been tasting better. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1612 I think this GMO business has gone a little too far. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1613 They told me they are carnivorians." 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1614 I have what that broccoli has. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1615 Did I just overhear them order soylent green? 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1616 Let's tell the server we'll have what they're having. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1617 Lets go right to the dessert 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1618 It's not the meat eating, it's the nudity that gets me! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1619 I prefer my revenge served hot. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1620 They belong to the garden club. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1621 ask Tom and Cel who that Ass wearing the glasses is 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1622 They're vegetables, what do you expect them to eat?! Other vegetables?! 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1623 They're Mediterranean vegetables. 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
1624 I mean, we shouldn't expect them to be cannibals, should we? 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1625 Of course they aren't vegetarians. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1626 What's your beef with them? 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1627 I don't know what to order anymore. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1628 They're eating steak! Cancel my veggie order." 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1629 Do they have to be so smug about it? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1630 I'm never letting you cut my bangs again 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1631 Let me guess, the couple behind us had their salads returned! 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1632 It’s a field trip. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1633 💭🥦 Veggie is just a matter of definition… 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1634 Do you think they’re from Wegners? 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1635 Collards are allowed to eat here now? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1636 So they're not out of broccoli... 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1637 Guess the crudite are out for their red meat tonight! 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1638 When they said they had veggie-tables I didn't think this is what they meant. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1639 Is THAT what they meant by garden dining?! 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1640 WoW! I didn't know asparagus wore glasses. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1641 So much for the theory that we are what we eat. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1642 Do you think they're eating it with relish? 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1643 So that's where all the iron in broccoli comes from! 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1644 So do you want to tell the waiter to cancel the salads or should I. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1645 Would it kill them to order a salad? 1.3099 0.07663 71 56 8 7
1646 I’ll pass on the salad. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1647 Would a salad make them cannibals? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1648 They must be the new GMO vegetables. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1649 I always thought that all vegetables were healthy. 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
1650 You're right. The vegetable medley doesn't look appetizing. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1651 You know what they say Gerald, what goes around comes around 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1652 They must be bulking up for the farmers market 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1653 It is difficult to know what is ethical these days. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1654 So that's how veggies get their protein. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1655 If they can leapfrog the food pyramid then I should be promoted over that ass Johnson in accounts payable. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
1656 Those vegetables are a great example to the kids! 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1657 It's the hypocrisy for me. 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
1658 Democrats eating at taxpayer's dime. Which one is Obama? At this distance i's hard to tell. Why is he even there? 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1659 Well, at least they don't eat their own. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1660 fair enough! 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
1661 You see... They haven’t been brought a side salad either. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
1662 Anti-Vegetarian vegetables meet monthly for their meat meals and celebrate beef. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1663 Don't you feel sorry for those vegetarians over there? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1664 Tougher than I remember. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1665 I guess you’re really not what you eat after all. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1666 I prefer mine stir-fryed 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1667 Well you wouldn’t expect them to be cannibals. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1668 So we aren’t what we eat? 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1669 I detest crudity. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1670 Oh, that's why they're called beefsteak tomatoes... 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1671 I hate it when people stare as I eat, it makes me boil. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1672 Guess my butcher was right—These self-righteous vegans always have some skeletons in their closets! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1673 Were you expecting them to be cannibals? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1674 I knew it… I just knew it!!! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1675 I guess it would be weird if they were vegetarian." 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1676 Well, they're not cannibals you know... 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1677 Huh - I thought they stopped serving genetically modified organisms. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1678 It’s basic vegan physics. There will be an opposite and equal reaction. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1679 I thought vegetarian restaurant meant something else. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1680 They've really turned the tables on the 'Vegan Movement. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1681 Let's go vegan next time! 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1682 Didn’t we just see those guys at the bakery this morning. 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
1683 I guess they got tired of that veggie label. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1684 Don’t make eye contact. They’re vegans. 1.3077 0.05769 65 45 20 0
1685 Apparently revenge is best served cold. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1686 Does this mean our meal wasn’t really vegan? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1687 I should’ve got that… 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1688 I knew “F**k the Food Chain” was too real for Nas-Broccoli to be a studio gangster! 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1689 So vegans DO cheat. 1.3077 0.05769 65 45 20 0
1690 The asparagus is an imposter. He should have 20/20 vision!! 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1691 I don’t think they worry about their cholesterol level. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1692 'They're looking now. Don't be a crudité.' 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1693 If another person brings up the crudité video I swear I’m gonna lose it 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1694 They are having their say. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1695 What do you want them to do? Eat their own family? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1696 Are they judging us for being vegans or cannibals? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1697 They're coming in really late this year. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1698 I'm rethinking that veggie burger 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1699 I want what the veggies are eating. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1700 Look at the vegetarians at the next table, drowning their guilt with wine. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1701 Now I know why you wash them before cutting off the end. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1702 Lettuce pray 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1703 What did you expect? They're not cannibals. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1704 The nerve of those two. Sitting. Staring. Eating lettuce like that. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1705 This Beyond Meat is superb! 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1706 You'd think staying keto would be easy for them, but look at that bun. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1707 So you can eat meat directly or indirectly, who knew? 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1708 They thought it was a different kind of vegetarian restaurant when they saw two carrots and and onion smoking outside... 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1709 I like mine medium raw. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1710 I assume that's grass-fed beef. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1711 Even vegetables don’t like their veg. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1712 I knew it. Vegetables are so unhealthy. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1713 Darn, we could have had a V-8. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1714 I guess that’s why they call them ‘beefsteak tomatoes.’ 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1715 You don't want to know. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1716 If they weren’t carnivores they would be cannibals. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1717 Yep,pretty sure this is the cow who called me broccolini. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1718 Just another reason why I hate vegetables. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1719 Now I really hate broccoli. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1720 Great. Now they're staring, Asparagus. You had to order a side of peas? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1721 This taste like dirt, but in a good way. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1722 See Beth, I told you vegetables have feelings… 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1723 Don't be fooled. I saw those cannibals at the salad bar last week. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1724 Tell me again,why are we vegan? 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1725 The beefsteak tomato, I get.... 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1726 Boy, I wonder what’s eating them?!? 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
1727 Finish all your meat or you won’t get any fruit. 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
1728 Mmmm… Circle of life, boys, circle of life! 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1729 Ugh, they are so full of themselves. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1730 So how was your day 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1731 I feel like such a cannibal with these new impossible burgers! 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1732 Well, that explains my cholesterol. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1733 Please don’t ask for ketchup. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1734 Looks like they skipped the salad. 1.3049 0.05115 82 57 25 0
1735 And they say vegetables are healthy. 1.3043 0.05950 69 49 19 1
1736 Actually, Tomato self-identifies as a fruit now. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1737 I TOLD you veggies can be Paleo. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1738 They said it's actually weirder for them to eat salads. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1739 At least we're not at the kids table this time 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1740 The chef told me it’s their last meal 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1741 Ugh. It's those crudités from Pennsylvania. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1742 Every pack has at least one rebellious seed. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1743 Don’t look so shocked, Honey. They’re Vegetables not vegetarians. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1744 Look, honey! The tasting menu! 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1745 Plant based meat, now we also have the perfect excuse to eat our own kin 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1746 I suppose it's only fair. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1747 Gross. Don’t they know they are not helping the earth? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1748 So that's what makes veggies so healthy! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1749 I hate vegetarians. They always look at you with a superior attitude. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1750 Does this mean we're not really vegan? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1751 Told you. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
1752 If those vegans knew what we eat they would puke. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1753 Look dear! Megans! 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1754 So what if they are man-eating veggies? You’re a man eating veggies. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1755 You’ve got to stop dragging me to these organic foodie hangouts. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1756 Did you see OZnoxious? 1.3036 0.06703 56 40 15 1
1757 Somehow, I can't bring myself to eat a veggie burger. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1758 They are enjoying that a little too much if you ask me. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1759 Those vegan diets never last long. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1760 I guess they couldn’t get into Eleven Madison Park. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1761 Looks like revenge. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1762 Genetic modification is clearly out of control. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1763 Those meatans disgust me 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
1764 They're known for stuffing their vegetables here. 1.3030 0.06095 66 47 18 1
1765 Yeah, it's Farm-to-Table, but apparently with a side of Revenge. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1766 Costumes or not, I am glad I ordered the soup! 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1767 They are watching us eat, like we're animals. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1768 I assumed they’re vegetarian. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1769 I thought the Broccoli was gluten free. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1770 I wish I were a vegetable. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1771 Where did they think we got our protein??? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1772 Kind of calls it all into question,doesn 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1773 So that's how veggie burgers are made. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1774 Judge all you want—life is a circle. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1775 Hey Tomato-Boy, the fruit section is in the back! 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1776 So, that's how they are so nutritious... 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1777 Apparently, the Beef Steak Tomato isn't the only garden carnivore! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1778 Stop making excuses and eat your kale. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1779 I don’t care if this meat is grass fed or not. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1780 M. Night Shyamalan wasn’t too far off. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1781 I told you so. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1782 Great -- three more things we can't be eating now! 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1783 We're done being your side dishes. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1784 I wouldn't think they'd be vegetarians - that would make them cannibals. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1785 What are they looking at? Do they think we got this big eating our relatives? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1786 They're turning animal protein into I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Meat" 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1787 NOW can I say they've gone too far with modified crops? 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
1788 Technically speaking, I believe it identifies as a fruit 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1789 You’d think they’d be vegetarians. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1790 That tomato is not really a vegetable. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1791 Better to be a carnivore than a cannibal I guess. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
1792 Can we get some humans too? 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1793 Typical smug vegantarians 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1794 We vegans don't care what vegetables eat as long as it's not humans. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1795 I hear this is where the beefsteak gets its name. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1796 I get the Beefsteak Tomato, but… 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1797 They should be eating more vegetables. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1798 Truly vegan! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1799 Would anyone be offended if I asked for ketchup? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1800 I could never be vegan…I’d feel like a cannibal 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1801 They are trying to increase their protein portion. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1802 Vegetarians night out without the wives 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1803 Do they think that will save them from being eaten by vegetarians? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1804 You're next. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1805 I heard that the cow ate their cousin. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1806 I never did take ‘You are what you eat’ very seriously. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1807 Is it just me, or is there three lifesize vegetables with arms, legs, eyes, and mouth, eating cheeseburgers and steak at the corner table? 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1808 Makes me not want to eat my vegetables now. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1809 Some people are so judgemental. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1810 Veggies on their vegetarian cheat day 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1811 I guess you aren’t what you eat after all. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1812 I guess we really aren’t what we eat! 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1813 I've heard of a beefsteak tomato, of course, but asparagus and broccoli? 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1814 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1815 They’re on the Atkins diet 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1816 They ordered the Old MacDonald’s Specials. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1817 Kind of ironic that they are eating meat. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1818 How gauche! They're using their salad forks on their entrée! 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1819 Should we be worried? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1820 Yup, end-stage vegetarian-itis. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1821 Don't forget to eat your veggies. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1822 I understand that the beefsteak tomato started it. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1823 I guess even vegans need a little protein now and then. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
1824 Yes dear, if you ate them, you would still be a vegetarian. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1825 Don’t you just hate it when you see someone who looks so familiar, but you can’t put a name with a face. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1826 Love this new carnitarian restaurant. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1827 Are they on the menu? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1828 This changes everything 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1829 They're radicals with the Vegetable Self Defense League. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1830 They all have green hair! 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1831 They’ve lost all connection to their roots. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1832 Not bad for a veggie burger, but you are what you eat. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1833 Circle of life. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1834 I would never have guessed they were carnivores. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
1835 I get it,sometimes salads make me sad too. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1836 Hypocrisy at its freshest. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1837 This upends everything I understood about the food chain. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1838 That’s rare. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1839 They sent back the water. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1840 Don’t look now, but I think the guy behind you is a vegetarian. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1841 That's a vegetarian diet that I can get behind. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1842 « Gary, it’s 2022. Perhaps we should stop staring. » 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1843 See John, I told you eating vegetables would give you enough protein 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1844 The restaurant must be fattening them up for the cows 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1845 And this is why people say: " Don't forget to eat your vegetables ' 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1846 Maybe we should have ordered the steak. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1847 And to all the patrons delight, only french fries and creamed spinach were the offered sides. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
1848 We get chopped in the morning, so let's enjoy our last meal. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1849 The one eating the burger looks pretty steamed to me. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1850 It's revenge on Michael Pollan. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1851 Screw them. Order more crudite. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1852 I've always said broccoli's got no taste 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1853 I hear they sell their kids to Amy's Kitchen. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1854 Karma 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1855 Of course, they're eating steak. Did you think they would allow cannibals to dine here? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1856 I told you this place had fresh veggies. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1857 I thought they would be vegetarians. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1858 The sign said vegetable restaurant not vegetarian 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
1859 Don't look now, Tomato, but I think the vegetarians at the next table are freaking out. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1860 Of course I'm upset! That's my twin brother she's eating! 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1861 Even vegetables deserve a cheat day. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1862 Paleo-vegans 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1863 What's their problem? Veggies can like meat too! 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1864 I guess it was pointless to order the vegan entree. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1865 Well this surely tops the old line "Do vegetarians eat Animal Crackers?" 1.2985 0.07672 67 53 8 6
1866 So that’s how you get steak tomatoes. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1867 Why should they be offended? We're not cannibals. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
1868 Revenge is sweet and medium rare. 1.2982 0.08289 57 45 7 5
1869 You're surprised they eat meat? Well I'm surprised the waiter still calls it a vegetable with that tomato in the mix. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1870 Vegetables are what they eat too. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1871 For them, veggies would be cannibalism. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1872 The waiter did ask us if we wanted vegetables on the side 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1873 Revenge of the health foods menu. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1874 I knew they'd have their revenge. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1875 You never know what’s in your food these days. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1876 Yeah, well I've got oil and vinegar and I'm not afraid to use it. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1877 Tell me, why did we become vegetarian again? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1878 So tell me again, why are we having salad this evening? 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1879 Take a picture, it lasts longer. It’s as if they expect us to be cannibals 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1880 If only we could be vegetarians! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1881 They have their turn to eat, then we have ours. So flesh subsides to flesh. So the eternal cycle persists. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1882 Don't say it, please don't say this is ironic. 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
1883 Impossible! Burger! 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1884 Maybe if they see what we're are eating the'll leave us alone. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1885 I know, I know... but can we also talk about the opposable thumbs? 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1886 That's the cow that ate their mother 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1887 Barbarians! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1888 Just because you became a vegan doesn’t mean that appetite for politics has changed! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1889 Now that's what I call farm-to-table? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1890 Maybe cholesterol feeds your fiber. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1891 Somehow I never figured I'd feel guilty on a vegan diet. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1892 I mean I guess you aren’t what you eat 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1893 The broccoli looks steamed. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1894 I can tell it's time for me to get off the vegan diet. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1895 I don't think that's kosher. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1896 Like I needed another reason to hate vegetables! 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1897 You know a tomato isn’t a vegetable, it’s a berry! 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1898 And they are the ones that set up the preferred diet! 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
1899 I bet they'll have candy corn for dessert. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1900 They're looking at us like we're animals! 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1901 Well, they do say ‘you are what you eat’. 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
1902 Talk about your garden-variety phonies. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1903 Intelligence reports say its the only way Trump will eat veggies 1.2963 0.08619 54 43 6 5
1904 «God, I just hate vegetables. ». 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1905 I'll never not trim the ends again. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1906 It's getting harder to stick to that "don't eat anything with a face" rule 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1907 I'm just jealous they can eat anything they want and still be healthy. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1908 Bet they’re trying to lose weight on that paleo diet 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1909 Sorry guys but I was really craving a veggie burger 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1910 Don’t worry they’re only concerned about a couple of fruits 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1911 How’s your salad? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1912 Wait, why are those two vegetables hanging out with a fruit? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1913 Not good optics, but plants need protein, too. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1914 I guess they won’t accidentally eat a relative. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1915 Oh good! They’ve stopped eating our cousins long enough to judge us. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1916 But a tomato is a fruit. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1917 I have heard of Furries, but not of Veggies. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1918 Now we know why they’re full of nutrients 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
1919 I guess what goes around, comes around. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1920 The cannibals are here again. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1921 When you said this place was farm to table, this isn't what I imagined. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
1922 Yea, I agree it's weird, but as least there not cannibals 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1923 That looks pretty expensive for crudités. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1924 I knew it was a scam 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1925 I want what they 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1926 I wonder if they watch their cholesterol! 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1927 Where the hell do they think our protein comes from? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1928 We could've had a V-8! 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1929 Green party finally won the elections I guess 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1930 Jerry, just eat your sprouts- he’s not even over there. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1931 Farm to table to the other side of the farm. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1932 Bastards! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1933 I guess that's the circle of life. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1934 Oh dear, I hope that’s not the beyond burger” 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1935 I heard the paleo diet has some unexpected side-effects. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1936 I want what they’re having. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1937 They're eating meat again. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1938 So that 's what they mean by GMO! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1939 No wonder my cholesterol is high. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1940 They need to get some meat on their bones. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1941 I hate to complain, but the vegetables are chewy tonight. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1942 Well, you can't expect them to be vegetarians, can you? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1943 Oh, that’s a veggie burger 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1944 Honey, check out their steaks! I think they are recovering vegetarians! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1945 "That plant-based diet is for the birds." 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1946 They work for Impossible Foods. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1947 I understand the beefsteak tomato,but I thought his companions were vegans. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
1948 They look tastier now. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1949 Do they realize what eating that is doing to their stems? 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
1950 So good I can’t believe this place only got two stars 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
1951 If it wasn't for the Paleo diet, they'd be cannibals. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1952 I can just feel them dressing us with their eyes. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1953 Well George, they do need their protein. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1954 No one likes a cannibal. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1955 Maybe it's a cheat day?" 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1956 Disgusting cannibal! He's eating a veggie burger! 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
1957 They don't seem to understand; steamed is how we like them. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
1958 They have no cholesterol to worry about 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1959 We say nothing to the kids… 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1960 This is Beyond  Impossible . (the above symbols should be TM (trademark symbols)) 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1961 Quick, cancel the salad. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1962 No Fred, I'm sure it's not a veggie burger. 1.2941 0.09412 51 42 3 6
1963 They weren't exaggerating when they said it was farm-to-table. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1964 This is why they say eat your vegatables… if you don’t, they will start eating you 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1965 Oh now I understand why we call it a beefsteak tomato 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1966 They're next. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1967 The Steaks Are High 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1968 Take that, grass-fed beef! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1969 This is the strangest vegetarian restaurant I've ever been to! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1970 Well, actually, the tomato is considered a fruit. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1971 If there's bean no leek on their beet, lettuce not squash their relish. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1972 If this were a plane crash in the mountains, the broccoli would be the last to get eaten. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1973 Elbows on the table? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1974 Vegans are such hypocrites. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1975 I guess they are on the Paleo diet 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1976 I’m so sick of community-garden soil! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1977 We’ll try them next. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1978 When they said it was a vegetarian restaurant, I was thinking something different. 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1979 As I said, never trust meat and veggies without a good Bordeaux. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1980 I hope they don’t notice I ordered the meat and three. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1981 I hope they don't find out this restaurant only serves plant-based meat products. 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1982 Don't look now, but there's a pair of those veganmonsters over there checking us out 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1983 Can you hear what they’re talking about? All I hear is word salad 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1984 I guess the age old adage ‘you are what you eat’ really isn’t true 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1985 I guess his mother never told him to his elbows off the table! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1986 It's OK as long as you only eat animals that are also vegetarian. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1987 I guess, high cholesterol veg is now a thing. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1988 Mr. Potato head never had a chance. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1989 I guess you aren't necessarily what you eat after all. 1.2923 0.07821 65 52 7 6
1990 It's called the "Revenge Diet" -- nothing but animal protein. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1991 I guess they got tired of eating more vegetables. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1992 So then this Oz character starts talking salsa and guac! Does he even know me? 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1993 They say it's plant-based, but tastes just like meat. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
1994 Eat up guys, that vegan couple looks too hungry for my liking. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1995 It's not surprising they're strict carnivores. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1996 So that's how they make stuffed tomatoes. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1997 They just want to make vegetarians look bad. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1998 Even they're not vegetarian 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1999 Good to have a day off the menu 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2000 Vegetarianism can kiss my arse 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2001 Whatever happened to "No shoes, no shirt, no service?" 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2002 Broccoli’s night out! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2003 And you thought I was underdressed? 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
2004 Rumors of a shuffle in the Food Pyramid appear to be true! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2005 I don't eat vegetables strictly on moral grounds. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2006 Do you think they know something they're not telling us? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2007 It's a vegetarian restaurant. Of course they serve vegetables. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2008 It's so pathetic to see veggies going bad. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2009 It’s the circle of life. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2010 Are all my beliefs delusions? 1.2917 0.07516 72 58 7 7
2011 They must not be local. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2012 I heard they don't eat dairy. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2013 They’re only human. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2014 Technically it’s still vegan. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
2015 I guess turnabout is fair play. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2016 I’m afraid people might mistake me for a Beefeater. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2017 I think maybe tonight we should skip the salad bar. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2018 So that’s how they get their proteins. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2019 This place is so overpriced. $20 for crudite and it doesn't even include the tequila? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2020 Not only the nuts eat Keto. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2021 Honey… didn’t you say you are what you eat??? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2022 You know, I have a good recipe for vegetable soup, Honey, get the gun. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
2023 Only eat meat Vegans are murderous 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
2024 I'm so steamed right now! 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
2025 Honey, I think the tables have finally turned 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
2026 They're trying to tell us something, I just know it. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2027 I guess they’re not ordering any side dishes. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2028 Look, a pack of Carniflores 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2029 Ya wanna bet the broccoli isn't eating a veggie burger? 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2030 I know thePaleo diet is all the rage, but this is ridiculous. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2031 I'll have what the veggies are having. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2032 Well, it looks like Impossible Meat merges with impossible vegetables. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2033 It looks like they skipped the salad bar." 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2034 What do they know that we don't? 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
2035 What are they looking at? At least we're not cannibals. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2036 Are we still considered a vegetarian, my dear? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2037 Well, John, I guess it's only fair. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2038 I told you, we are starting a trend. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2039 I hope they finish soon so we can get our salad. John Oesterle Burke, Va 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2040 Fortunately, you really are not what you eat. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2041 Well I guess it is back to eating meat. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
2042 GMOMG 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
2043 Did you expect them to be cannibals? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2044 Maybe we should squash this conversation. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2045 Suddenly the Miller-Clarksons realized they were witnessing the beginning of Operation Vegan Revenge. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2046 Can you believe the waitress offered us the vegetable medley? 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2047 I'm having second thoughts about being a vegetarian. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2048 Typical -- broccoli being different. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2049 What's so shocking? We don't eat our own kind either. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2050 Now I know how they get their protien! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2051 I always wondered why there's so much iron in broccoli. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2052 It must be Vegan Cheat Day 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
2053 I don't like the way they are looking at us. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2054 Two legs good, large pulpy heads bad. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
2055 Now I know why I love veggies. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2056 F&#k vegan. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2057 That reminds me....Doris and Al Potatohead are in town, they want to have dinner with us.” 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2058 This isn’t dinner theater, don’t they know that? 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2059 I think I’ll pass on the mixed vegetables. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2060 A beef steak tomato eating a beef steak. What will the neighbors think? 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2061 It's a vegan conspiracy 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2062 Well, everyone needs protein. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2063 I wonder how they enjoyed the salad course. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2064 It's enough to turn you against meat. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2065 The Times was right; this restaurant is very vegan friendly. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
2066 These days all the best restaurants offer veggie-tables. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
2067 Even the healthy ones are going Keto now. 1.2885 0.08829 52 42 5 5
2068 One must get in their daily protein! 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
2069 Why didn't you order wine? Sick and tired of water,water,water. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
2070 I guess I just assumed they were vegetarian. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
2071 Well, what do you expect? It's not like we're over here eating human. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2072 Hypocrites! They must be Republicans. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2073 I am so sick of people asking, “Where’s the beef?” 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2074 I guess we've been vegan all these years for nothing. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2075 They usually see us at the bar. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2076 I thought vegetables were healthy. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2077 This proves you can get your protein by being vegetarian. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2078 vegetables! 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2079 I’ve always suspected something like this. The veggie burgers here are to die for. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2080 Vegetarian carnivores? Who knew? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2081 I guess revenge is a dish best served with Worcestershire. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2082 I hope this doesn't have hormones. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
2083 I threatened to sue when the maître d' said they don't serve vegetables. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2084 So as I was saying about The Omnivore’s Dilemma… 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
2085 I saw that flying pig again today. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2086 I work with those guys. The one in the middle gives off real stalker vibes. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2087 They only order veal after you ordered the baby carrots. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2088 I suppose turnabout is fair play. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2089 Now this is food! 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2090 The beefsteak tomato is the only one with a cogent defense. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2091 Thus began the green state-crimson state debacle. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2092 I wanted just one guilt-free meal. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2093 Whose idea was it to go vegetarian? 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
2094 What’s going on with the broccoli? I thought all vegetables were strictly vegetarian. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2095 “You ever see an ear of corn eat a six pack of Slim Jim’s?” 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2096 I’m a meat and no potatoes kind of guy. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2097 I wish I was taller 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2098 I no longer feel guilty about being vegetarian. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2099 Now we know why vegetables are so good for you. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2100 Those veggies make me mad, don't they know what's good for them? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2101 I didn't even know they had teeth! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2102 Now I know why I love the vegetables in this place. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2103 What animals. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2104 All I’m saying is I’m glad the kids aren’t here to see this 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2105 Vegetables having protein with their meal 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2106 It's fine, dear. At least they're not eating their own. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
2107 So the metaverse is carnivorous. 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2108 Of course they‘re staring. We should never sit near vegans. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2109 I hope the cows at the other table don't see this. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2110 Glad we ordered HEALTHY sides. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2111 It was the same way with the cronut. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2112 That’s why they taste a bit ‘fishy’. It’s not me, it’s them! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2113 Non-GMO my ass! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2114 Well, they can't eat themselves now can they? 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
2115 So much for genetically modified crops reducing the planet’s meat consumption 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2116 Obviously, you aren't what you eat. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2117 sure hope those net-scientists are right that meat can reverse the side effects of a vegan’s life. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2118 I knew it! 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2119 Mr. Potato Head must be getting carryout. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2120 Vegans are so judgmental 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2121 They are vegetarian contrarians. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2122 They eat so unhealthy.. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2123 Time was, Howard, when you didn’t have to worry about vegetables at a steakhouse. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2124 Vegans’ first dinner post Lent 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2125 I thought those three were vegetarians. Guess I was wrong. 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2126 I want what’s eating them. 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
2127 Ten to one, that's real meat! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2128 If we wait until they’re finished, we can get our veggies and protein together without the guilt." 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2129 They’ve been waiting all season for this 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2130 Meat and three… 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2131 Jees! I reserved the Veg Table! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
2132 Nothing is quite so delicious as irony! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2133 I should have ordered the salad. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2134 Crudites. Elitist? I don't see it. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2135 That's nothing. Last week I saw Smokey the Bear drop cigar ash on the carpet. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2136 I thought this was a vegan restaurant 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2137 Looks like Russia finally hit that Ukranian nuclear plant. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
2138 This place has gone downhill. The clientele is simply crude. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2139 What are they staring at—does eating a veggie burger make me look like some kind of cannibal? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2140 Who orders a burger at a place like this? 1.2857 0.08722 56 46 4 6
2141 I KNOW I SHOULD APPRECIATE THE IRONY, BUT IT'S SO WRONG. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2142 I think I see your point on GMOs. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
2143 But where do they get their fiber? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2144 No Shirt, No Shoes...? 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
2145 Feed them, Seymour. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
2146 Just act natural, I’m pretty sure they’re carnivores . 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
2147 The mindset of vegetarians at a steak house 1.2857 0.06167 63 46 16 1
2148 And that’s why not one of them is low in cholesterol. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2149 The service here is sub-pear. 1.2857 0.07715 49 37 10 2
2150 Of course they’re not vegans! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2151 And they’re supposed to be healthy. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2152 These motherfuckers… 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2153 If you want to eat healthy go sit in the veggie section Clarence. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2154 Vegans. We’ll show them! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2155 Keep an eye out for fruit flies. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2156 At least we know the vegetables are locally sourced. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2157 See, I told you if we let the gays get married, this would happen.” 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2158 Quinoa this, mon petit chou! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2159 The veggies are off the wagon again 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2160 Is this really a vegan restaurant? 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2161 Darling, do you think I need glasses? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2162 If We Humans Eat Veggies,What Do Veggies Eat? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2163 This makes me feel less guilty about eating Don 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2164 Even though we're vegetables we don't have to eat like vegans. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2165 Don't pay them any attention; they're meat industry plants. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2166 It's a nice break from dirt. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2167 Next time let's bring Eggplant and Zucchini. They'd love the meat-based ratatouille. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2168 Looks like the food chain has gone full circle 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2169 With genetically modified foods, at least the beef is pesticide-free 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2170 Tit for tat. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2171 We ain't nobody's side dish. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2172 If you're not at the table, you're on the menu. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2173 You ordered yours 'steamed', right? 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2174 Let’s have what they’re having… and them, on the side. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2175 Vegan, schmegan. You’re not going to catch me getting all cannibalistic! 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2176 I’d feel less uneasy if they were cannibals. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2177 They think they're so great because they have their own section. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2178 I hate those vegans 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2179 Even they don't like them. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
2180 I heard they were adding more protein to our vegetables. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2181 Must they make it so obvious that we’ve been duped? 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
2182 Such hypocrites’ 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2183 They say it's hard for restaurant critics to avoid recognition. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2184 Are they getting their B12 vitamins? 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2185 The steaks were higher in our salad days! 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2186 So much for "I'd rather have a V-8". 1.2833 0.08265 60 49 5 6
2187 Flexitarians are the worst. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2188 I could’ve sworn the saying was you are what you eat 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2189 Apparently it’s “Do as I say, not as I chew…” 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2190 I think it's their form of rumspringa. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2191 Don't worry. If it gets too hot, they'll bolt. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2192 It looks like crudite platters have gotten a big head. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2193 No wonder the price of crudités is through the roof. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2194 So a broccoli, an asparagus, and a tomato walk into the bar and - 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2195 After this, let's go wait for them in the alley... with a peeler and a stock pot. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2196 So, this is what they meant when they claimed- This restaurant has organically fed veggies. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
2197 Those animals were at the salad bar earlier. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2198 Let them stare. Im not a cannibal. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2199 As a vegan, I can’t help feeling mocked. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2200 Such well mannered crudités 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2201 If you don't think about it too much, it kind of makes sense. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2202 I suppose if they clean their plates they will want dessert. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2203 If they had cholesterol it would be through the roof. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2204 Now we know what makes them superfoods. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2205 Ha,ha! What are they beefing about? Maybe we can get those vegetarians to leave our relatives alone! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2206 Sufferin’ succotash ! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2207 It doesn't look vegetarian to me. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2208 Have you seen the waiter? I need some peas and quiet. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2209 It's disgusting when vegetables go bad. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2210 Keep eating. We are doing nothing wrong 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2211 Maybe that Anti-GMO Movement is on to something. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2212 Does this mean I'm not a vegetarian? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2213 This should terrorize them... 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2214 Wonder what diet THEY’RE on? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2215 I hear it's Vegan Lent. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2216 Wow, that’s some ‘fro. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2217 Oh, yeah, like their cholesterol is gonna go up. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2218 If they only tasted like what they eat! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2219 Derek, don’t you dare tell them I’m a vegetarian 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2220 That’s their Rumshpringa 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2221 I think they took garden to table literally. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2222 Now I get the science behind plant-based protein. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2223 Like Mamma always said, “Eat all your meaties.” 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2224 No wonder there's no vegetarian option. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2225 I only eat at ‘farm-to-table’ restaurants 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2226 You see, too much beef turns you into a vegetable 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2227 I only hope it isn't anybody we know. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2228 I find that to be a very odd definition of "vegetarian." 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2229 They're getting their protein. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2230 I always suspected that vegans were hypocrites 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2231 Do you think what they're eating is plant-based? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2232 Think they know about our survivors guilt? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2233 We all have to do our bit, even if it hurts 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2234 Of course they are. They don't have arteries. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2235 Thomas - even you've got to admit - this is a lot tastier than chemical fertilizer. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2236 John, if you are what you eat, don’t get the burger. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2237 I'm not sure that's carbon neutral. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
2238 At least now I understand why I couldn't get ketchup with my steak. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2239 I tell you hon, only in New York. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2240 Screw those effete vegetarians! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2241 Certainly gives the idea of plant food a new meaning. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2242 I warned you this was just a garden-variety steakhouse. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
2243 Talk about high protein foods! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
2244 It’s their poison pill against hostile vegan takeover. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2245 Who do they think we are, cannibals? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2246 Eat quick. I think tre Vegetarians at the next table have spotted us! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2247 It's the revenge of the veggies! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2248 Is that how you make beef and broccoli? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2249 So the waiter goes, ‘Eat? you’re vegetables!’ Some nerve 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
2250 What are they looking at? The sign said “VEGETARIAN “Restaurant… 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
2251 So far we’re ok. Just keep the bacon away or it’ll be anarchy 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
2252 What will the vegetarians think? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2253 Grew some don't you think? 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
2254 Eating these vegan meat substitutes makes me feel like a cannibal. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2255 It's grass fed, so it can't be all bad. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2256 They’re staring again, aren’t they. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2257 Can't we just take iron supplements? 1.2800 0.07022 50 37 12 1
2258 It's like they've never seen someone eat meat. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2259 I told you their beef contained growth hormones. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2260 I can smell it -- They're eating Soylent Green! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2261 They must know something we don't. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2262 The're probably flexitarians. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2263 But no wine? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2264 Their mother, if they even had one, sure didn't teach them any table manners! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2265 I’ll bet they smoke weed too… 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2266 Raw herbivore steaks? I guess revenge really is a dish best served cold. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2267 That's a whole new level of revenge eating. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2268 I don’t understand how some vegetables can eat beyond meat. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2269 Should we send back the salads? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2270 No, not an heirloom. I think that’s a beefsteak tomato. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2271 Perhaps we should rethink being vegan. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2272 No, it's beef. I'm sure it's beef. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2273 Juicy 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2274 Look: the classic guy who spoils a steak night ordering a hamburger. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2275 You know what they say, a crudités filets keep the doctor away 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2276 My, the Veggies really are fresh 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2277 These vegetables are Impossible! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2278 The sign did say they serve vegetables 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2279 I feel bad for them. They have such tiny arms. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2280 I wonder if those guys are on the paleo diet... 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2281 So I guess that means we're not vegan 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2282 Those vegetarians are such hypocrites 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2283 It's appalling, ordering everything well-done. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2284 I hope they get high cholesterol. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2285 This is what they call a vegan restaurant? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
2286 Vegans identifying as carnists 1.2787 0.05788 61 44 17 0
2287 Is theirs also locally grown and organic? Eh, still wish we stayed home and just vegged. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2288 I told you vegetables shouldn’t be eaten daily! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2289 C’mon...you knew. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2290 Ugh! Eating vegan meat makes me feel like a vegetarian cannibal... 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2291 I thought only one of them was a Beefeater. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2292 How did they get in,considering the dressing code? 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2293 So, that's why they're rich in iron! 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2294 OK, so they're carnivores. But at least they're not cannibals. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2295 Our salad days are at end 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2296 Is that?” “It couldn’t be…” “Impossible. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2297 Relax, dear. They're just carnivores, not cannibals. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2298 They're eating grass-fed beef. Somehow that feels wrong. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2299 Oh geez, don't turn around. We've been outed!" Broc, Gus and Tom are sighted at their weekly meating by the editors of Vegetarian Times. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2300 What a bunch of hypocrites. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2301 There are a lot of Vitamins and minerals going on at that table. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2302 I’ll never make it as an omnivore 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2303 Are they in a parallel universe...or are we? 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2304 I guess to day is their cheat day 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2305 Now we know the secret to a balanced diet 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2306 Somewhere Michael Pollan is weeping. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2307 Are those vegetables carnivores? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2308 So, do you still think irradiating food was a good idea? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2309 This concerns me. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2310 And in an hour, they'll turn yellow. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2311 They hate vegetarians. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2312 The tomato I get; it’s a beefsteak, after all. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2313 How did they think we get our vitamin B 12? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2314 Wow, they eat like animals. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2315 I don’t think that bodes well for walking through the garden anymore. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2316 Vengeance is best served cold. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
2317 I should have ordered a side salad. I need more fiber. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
2318 They probably just came from the VA ( Vegans Anonymous) meeting from the church next door. 1.2778 0.06152 54 39 15 0
2319 I hate vegans! 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
2320 Even they won’t eat veggies! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2321 I think it's called flexitarianism. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2322 It's about damn time they updated the food chain!! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2323 Well the menu does say free range 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2324 I’ll have what they are having, it looks healthy! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2325 OK, so they're organic, but oh my god, they're sullying the very concept of "vegan"! 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
2326 They surely are not what they eat. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2327 Taterhead hasn't been gone a day, and they obviously can't resist going carnivore! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2328 I wonder if they had a salad as a starter 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
2329 So a tomato, a broccoli crown and an asparagus stalk walk into a restaurant…. I told you jean you can’t make this up 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
2330 Wait 'till the vegetarians hear about this. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2331 This is the last time we are going to a vegetarian restaurant 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2332 You think they're vegan? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2333 Cannibles, we ain't!" 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2334 This restaurant is always serving veggie-tables on the side. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2335 Well, I guess not everyone's wrestling with the omnivore's dilemma. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2336 Imagine that, compromising their diet like that. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2337 If we order them as our next course we will have had a very balanced meal. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2338 I guess they suffer protein deficiency 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2339 You are certainly NOT a hot tomato!!! 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2340 Must be the Affirmative Action seating. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2341 So is that is what it means to "veg out"? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2342 Relaxing at the steakhouse. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2343 I’m jealous. They don’t have to watch their cholesterol. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2344 They don't know what quinoa is either. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2345 They could at least have put on some clothes! 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2346 Shhh, just don’t let them see your salad. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2347 Eat up. Were about to get another lecture from the vegans. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2348 See? I told you the salad tasted like steak here. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
2349 This is why I never take off the rubber bands. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
2350 You think they'd be up for a tossed salad? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2351 I can’t bring myself to try a veggie burger. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2352 With diets like that, they won't last till fall. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2353 They're being careful to avoid foods with lycopene and vitamin K since they have so much already. r 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2354 Revenge porn I'm guessing. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2355 It's good to know that they're not cannibals. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2356 Pendulum 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2357 Those are vegetables fed cow. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2358 They gave me snide looks at the salad bar. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
2359 Their Missing a Color from the Pyramid. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2360 No wonder vegetarians eat us. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2361 Last meal requests. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2362 At least they didn't order side salads. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2363 So now what do you suggest we do ? If we decide to leave the V8!!!! 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2364 Look over there and tell me again ‘ you are what you eat’! 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
2365 I guess they don't care about the rainforests either. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
2366 They serve big portions here. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2367 I love a good farm-to-table restaurant! 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2368 Is that the contrarian diet? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2369 I thought you said this wasn’t a vegetarian place? 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
2370 I knew we shouldn’t have ordered salads 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2371 Vegivores? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2372 Rhubarb would be appalled. 1.2754 0.07693 69 57 5 7
2373 Still proud of being a vegan? 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2374 I’d guess younger. I still see some shades of green 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2375 Do you think it's plant-based? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2376 Just keep eating and ignore their vegan-stare 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2377 What? First time at a farm-to-table restaurant? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2378 Just when we turn vegan, they turn on us! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2379 No, I don't think that's a veggie burger. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2380 At least it’s Gluten Free. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2381 I’ll never think of “Eat your veggies “ the same. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2382 Turn around is fairly delicious 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2383 I just think that three at a table looks really weird. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
2384 Being vegan is getting too complicated. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
2385 I told you they would do it if they could 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
2386 Impossible that the broccoli is eating a burger. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2387 I guess fortified vegetables are now the latest thing . 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2388 I here the vegetable plate is to die for 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2389 Should have gotten my hair done! We always get stared at when we eat out. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2390 I was wondering about that bone in my tomato 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2391 What do they do for Vitamin K and potassium” 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2392 I think the new GMOs have gone too far. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2393 They’re not Vegans, that’s for sure! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2394 Looks like the secret life of plants is going public. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2395 They say that true vegetarians never eat anything that has a face. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2396 I'm sure they're Beyond Burgers! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2397 Is this some new twist on the Paleo Diet? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2398 It’s the same every night since they went on statins. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2399 Where do you think it comes out? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2400 Must be nice to not worry about getting enough roughage." 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2401 You've heard of beefy vegetables, haven't you? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2402 So rude. We’re right here and they know we’re made out of meat! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2403 This is so bizarre and strange, Robert Ripley will never believe it. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2404 Savages. Who dares to order that here without a bold burgundy to pair it with? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2405 Do you think they heard us ordering our salads? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2406 Honey, I told you not to microdose before dinner. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2407 Wait until they find out those are off of the ‘impossible’ menu. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
2408 I'm pretty sure he says "Tom-ah-to." 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2409 Leave the garden fence open for one moment and this is what happens. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2410 I think this proves you are not what you eat. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2411 I tried the veggie burger, I just couldn’t get into it. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2412 What's eating you, dear? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2413 Not sure how I feel about the new meat-based plant diet. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2414 Review said this was a meat and vegetables place. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2415 Do you think there is something to this carnivore diet fad? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2416 This place is going to the produce. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2417 Atkins for us, dudes-- lower carbs and keep grandma safe. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2418 Quick, hide your salad. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2419 Well, all round it's a balanced diet 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
2420 They'll be smug about it until one of them needs the Heimlich. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2421 I guess they don't have to worry about the cholesterol. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2422 It's gluten-free. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2423 What happened to good old photosynthesis? 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2424 Just wait until the see their cholesterol charts 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2425 You're right: they're not vegetarians! 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2426 Little Jimmy should know nothing about this 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2427 Man I hate the way those Vegans glare at you for enjoying a steak or burger! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2428 Dear, I have been telling you we should try the Paleo diet! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2429 You are what you eat, not! 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2430 OUTRAGEOUS! They aren't even properly dressed! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2431 It looks like vegetarianism was too much for them. 1.2727 0.07947 66 55 4 7
2432 Lettuce not judge lest ye be judged. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2433 A Meat Lover's Guide to Vegetables. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2434 As my mother said: “Dinner is not complete without veggies” 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2435 Imagine serving vegetables with meat! I thought this was a vegan restaurant. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2436 meatatarians 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2437 Wow! Those famous Vegetarians are eating Steaks!!! 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2438 They've been genetically modified to be American. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2439 Did they order the quadriceps special? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2440 There's nothing worse than a reformed vegetarian. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2441 I get it. I wouldn't want to eat my friends either. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2442 No red wine for them. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
2443 I wonder if those are the carnivorous plants we've been hearing about. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
2444 Why do they look so surprised? I’m a Beefeater.” 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2445 I didn’t know they served crudites here! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2446 Revenge is truly delicious 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2447 Et tu, Tomato? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2448 I didn't know they had mouths 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2449 Don't worry. They're just trying to score political points. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2450 Whoever said vegetables don’t have cholesterol in them, never ate here. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2451 To me, white tablecloths mean 'no hands' . 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2452 Well I suppose that makes sense. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2453 Better be ‘impossible’ 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2454 What, you expect them to be cannibals? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2455 Is it just me,or have plant-based foods evolved quite fast? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2456 He's a beefsteak tomato. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2457 I'm starting to think our mushroom appetizer was of the 'magic' variety. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2458 Can you believe they're eating that with no fries? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2459 They're giving us that look of vegan entitlement. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2460 … so THAT’S how they stay healthy! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2461 Revenge is Meat! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2462 This is how the vegetables keep going and growing so that those vegans have enough protein. LOL 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2463 My god, that looks like a Beyond Burger! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2464 Damn i wish I could kill and eat those guys lol 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2465 It must be cheat day. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2466 should we tell them that the burger has ketchup on it? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2467 I invited Mr. Bean,but he ended up in the salad bar. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2468 I wish we hadn't order the salad appetizer. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2469 I guess that’s why this restaurant is farm-to-table #7. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
2470 But you ARE what you eat...that's "Impossible Meat." ™ 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2471 Wait, is that Roger from accounts?... 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
2472 Beyond Meat takes on a whole new meaning, doesn’t it? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
2473 I just love her hair. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
2474 Stare all you want, we’re the Meat Too generation. 1.2708 0.07730 48 37 9 2
2475 Those veggies aren't having wine; what cannibals. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
2476 This paleo diet thing has gotten out of hand. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
2477 Who's changing the climate now. OK wait that's not funny 1.2708 0.06482 48 35 13 0
2478 You can see why they would refuse to eat their vegetables. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2479 If you are what you eat, I have a feeling this is about to get messy. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2480 Looks like Bills wife finally pulled the plug. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2481 I feel bad for the tomato...it's a fruit. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2482 How do they manage to still stay healthy? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2483 I might skip the salad. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2484 Truly farm to table. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2485 I’ve heard of beefsteak tomatoes, but this is ridiculous. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2486 What a nerve they have to look at us after what they're doing to Grape! 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2487 This place is farm to table - and back to the farm! 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2488 Paleo schmaleo! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2489 They eat us, we eat them 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2490 Why do they keep staring? Lettuce enjoy our meal in peas. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2491 They'll be sorry when their cellulose turns to cellulite. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2492 Don't let a few crudités at the next table spoil your dinner, Jeff. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2493 The reparations movement is out of control. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2494 They’d just as soon eat you as look at you. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2495 Do you think they’re trying to tell us something? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2496 Now do you understand why I don't like vegetables? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2497 They say you’re what you eat… here goes nothing 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2498 Keto is okay,but I like my carbs. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2499 I trimmed my nose hair today. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2500 I was only just getting used to the furries! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2501 They’re attacking their food with relish. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2502 Your vegan cousin is not gonna like this. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2503 I guess vegetables are out. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2504 If I were them, I guess I wouldn’t care for the vegetarian option either. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2505 Now that’s just Impossible 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2506 I guess it is true you really are what you eat. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2507 Should have listened to my gut - I knew the salad didnt feel right. #fauxmeatfauxpas 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2508 I understand the Steak Tomato, but what about the rest? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2509 Maybe I don’t want to know the story of my food. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2510 Look at those guys; it's like they've never seen food before! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2511 Tomorrow's soups should be spec-tac-ular! 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
2512 Vegans are superior. Notice their leather shoes. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2513 I hear he’s gone underground. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
2514 Hey Sally, "I'll have what they are having". 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2515 They should try watching what they eat. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
2516 Crude eat, eh? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2517 I say it's tofu and I say the hell with it. 1.2692 0.08734 52 43 4 5
2518 This is why I don’t order the broccoli beef. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2519 I’m sorry we don’t serve your kind here. This is a vegetable only restaurant. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
2520 At least they don't eat their young. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2521 And they call themselves vegetarians 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2522 So that’s why vegetables are so healthy. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2523 Call any vegetable. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2524 Next time let's order what they're having 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2525 The vegans are eating our steak! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2526 Do you believe in karma? It’s only a matter of time before we are on their menu. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2527 I had forgotten that the Green New Deal was to be discussed today in the building by the Democrats! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2528 They all look like fruits to me. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2529 Now that their dirty little secret is out, being a vegetarian has suddenly become very confusing. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2530 Looks like their last supper. 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
2531 So that’s why vegetables are good for you. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2532 You would have thought they at least would have ordered a salad. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2533 that is so unhealthy, all meat, no vegetables. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2534 Really Like Their Hairstyles 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2535 Wh’d you assume they were vegan? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2536 An ear of corn and a carrot stick would round out the color palette. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2537 I notice they didn’t order sides 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2538 Lettuce entertainment you 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2539 Ugh, vegans are always looking at me like I’m a piece of meat 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2540 They think it’s so cool to be a megan. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2541 Please tell me that's not grassfed beef. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
2542 Tomatoes aren’t supposed to sit at the vegetable. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2543 I assume that the are all vegans! 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
2544 Do they not wonder why Onion isn't joining them? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2545 Beef, it’s what’s for dinner…. even the vegans agree! 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
2546 I always wondered where broccoli came from. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2547 Hey look it’s a big testicle, big penis and big piece of broccoli 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2548 A burger? At a restaurant this expensive? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2549 From soy based protein....I hope. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2550 Why do people always give us dirty looks when we eat our meats? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2551 Very curious that they're not having anything to drink! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2552 At lease when they’re done waving those signs around, the owner feeds them well. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2553 Republicans have no shame. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2554 Looks like they still can't grow GMO foods without some kind of Roundup. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2555 They claim they're plant based,but... 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2556 They call themselves revenge of the herbs. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2557 Plant based vs. based plants. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2558 Does grass-fed beef make it better or worse? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2559 Well now hold on honey, we don't know if global warming is to blame for this or not. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2560 It's less disturbing than the water cycle. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2561 Omnivores scare me. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2562 If he says stir fry in that tone one more time i'm calling him hominid tartar 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2563 We need to rethink this whole vegan thing. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2564 How rude. It's like they've never seen a vegetable eat meat before. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2565 I guess I'm vegetarian now — I'll have what they're having. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2566 So this is why this restaurant is considered vegetarian. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2567 Eat your meat, eat your meat... These humans taste terrible! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2568 You shall never tell my vegan friends of this moment. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2569 Do you think there's anything left at the salad bar? 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2570 Does this mean being vegan is impossible? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2571 Hey Broc, Gus, did that lady just ask for ketchup?!? Too bad Corny isn't here. He has better ears than we have. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2572 Since when does a steakhouse serve vegetables? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
2573 It’s not surprising—vegetables don’t eat each other. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2574 I didn't realize this restaurant serves crudité. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
2575 Where are the Carbs? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2576 No, you should not ask if you can “shave a little off” for your side salad. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2577 Let them watch… 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2578 I thought you said this restaurant was vegetarian. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2579 Eat more, veggies. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2580 They think they're so cute. I'm going to order more asparagus. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
2581 Pass the ketchup. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2582 I told you, Carol, this isn’t your typical farm to table place. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2583 If I looked like them, I'd want to beef up too! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2584 Cows are vegetarians, so it is only fair for vegetables to eat beef 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2585 OMG, Vegan carnivores! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2586 That's it! No more meat for me. I don't want to become a vegetable. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2587 I never thought I'd see the day. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2588 Last week they had a cauliflower with them. I noticed they've added cauliflower to the menu... 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2589 Where is Mr Potato Head 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2590 They just fell off the produce wagon 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2591 At least they're eating plant based hamburgers. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2592 Dinner with crudite 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2593 Hmm. So THAT's how they stay strong! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2594 Well, the doctor said if they didn't cut back on cholestorol they'd be vegetables the rest of their lives. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2595 Isn't that corn-fed beef? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2596 I still think you need a grain. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2597 You see, Eric, vegetables are against cannibalism also. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2598 What's for dessert, blood pudding? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2599 It's called "crudités"...or something like that... 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2600 Let them talk! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2601 They call them carnigans. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2602 I eat strictly vegetarians. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2603 George! Stop the stares. They don’t have arteries. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2604 Hide your salad, it’s impolite. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2605 What’s a good antonym for cannibal? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2606 -What do You think about them, Honey? -They are surely two abortionists and one communist. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2607 Now here’s an example of having your cake and eating it too. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2608 I don't think it's reverse discrimination. They just know it's the dressing that kills you. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2609 It’s a true farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2610 Be a meat eater, just don’t throw it in our faces. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2611 I never did understand why anyone would be a vegetarian! 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
2612 They 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2613 They really should be eating each other. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
2614 What that table has looks good! But I don't like what they ordered. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2615 That's why the Porterhouse comes with fish emulsion. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2616 Come off it, Dan. You'd rather they be cannibals? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2617 OK, but they're still not eating gluten. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2618 They are getting even with the cattle. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2619 They're stalking up for their next vegetarian campaign. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2620 Mutant GMOs, for sure... 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2621 I’ll have the beefsteak 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2622 Vegans are gonna make us sick ! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2623 You know, this Keto diet isn't half bad!" 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2624 I’m just surprised they’re not Vegans. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2625 are they plant-based? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2626 And you thought we were apostates. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2627 I always said they'd eat us if they could. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2628 I guess omnivores are the only ones facing a dilemma 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2629 Do you think that’s how veggie burgers get their protein? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2630 The Broccoli Burger looks tasty. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2631 Well, at least we know they're not cannibals. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2632 Waitin' for this since I was a seed. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2633 We're grown up! Why do we always have to sit at the vege table? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2634 No, Malcolm, I *don't* think saying, 'Talk about a vege-table' is a silly thing to shout right now 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
2635 I think we should order them for dinner. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2636 What happened to photosynthesis? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2637 How Food Fights Start: "Yes, Richard, I know that Tommy calls me the mop head. Did you know he calls you Pencil Dick?" 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
2638 It's not the Mediterranean diet but, at least, they are not practicing cannibalism. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
2639 "Makes sense to me. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2640 they call this Vegan? 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2641 That's just awful they would eat those poor animals 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2642 Because salads would make them cannibals. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2643 Aren’t they the stars of the Joke? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2644 I knew we should have eaten our veggies when we had the chance. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2645 I am just a little bit queasy, now that you mention it, 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
2646 Now you know - you are using the wrong plant food!" 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2647 I’ve never understood the free-range crowd. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2648 A Case of Inadvertent Cannibalism at the Impossible Restaurant 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2649 Where's the waiter with our misters? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2650 This is exactly what I feared would happen when they put fruits and veggies at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2651 A beefsteak tomato out with friends. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2652 Well, it is a vegetarian restaurant. 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
2653 I'm sure it's all grass- fed. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2654 I guess they're not vegetarians. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2655 The inevitable blowback. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2656 Oh great. Here comes the seasonal crowd. 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
2657 I can't imagine ever eating one of our own! 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
2658 I don't want to worry you – don't look now – but there are ruthless barbarians at the next table behind you. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2659 How can you expect to grow up big and strong without protein? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2660 Traitors! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2661 They were told this was their last meal. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2662 Now do you see why we were raised vegetarian? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2663 The anti-vegan protesters are getting serious. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2664 Dear, is that why they call it plant-based protein? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2665 So THAT’S how they make plant-based meat! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2666 They take farm-to-table seriously here.” 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2667 Attention parents of vegetarians: your children ARE getting enough protein. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2668 They said something to me about eliminating the competition. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2669 Are you ready to do the Heimlich maneuver? 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2670 I guess their Mother couldn't tell them to eat their vegetables 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
2671 I'm so happy we were able to get a table at this new restaurant. I was afraid I'd wither away before I got to try their plant based meats. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
2672 This is the last time you’re picking the restaurant for date-night. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
2673 Are beef fed vegetables the new grass fed beef 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
2674 I thought you said this place had al fresco dining. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
2675 Just your garden variety turnabout is fair play. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2676 Let's just ask first. If it's not a salad bar I'm pretty sure we're going to jail. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2677 If not vegan, are they at least plant-based? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2678 It’s their binge day. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2679 I wish I could eat like that and look as healthy as they do." 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2680 Soylent Green anyone? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2681 I thought you were Vegan! 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2682 Can you believe they'd bring that fruit here? 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2683 I think they’re relishing this way too much. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2684 I'd much rather eat my vegetables than watch my vegetables eat. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2685 On second thought, I'll have a V-8. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2686 I bet they leave peanuts for a tip. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2687 They never stop talking about being carnivores. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
2688 The chef is fattening them up before the slaughter. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2689 They’re so fresh! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2690 I always thought revenge was a dish best served cold. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2691 I’ll go with the veggie burger. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2692 Be a good vegetable and eat your meat! 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2693 No wonder the crudités is so expensive. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
2694 Maybe they know something we don't know. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2695 Vegan, my foot! 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2696 No wonder crudites have gotten so expensive.” 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2697 I guess convictions don’t matter at this point. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2698 I’m guessing it’s not meatless Monday. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2699 I hate broccoli. Look, he is eating a hamburger in a steakhouse restaurant. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2700 Well, when you said this restaurant was popular with the vegan crowd I thought... 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2701 Tastes just like chicken 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2702 Well, this farm-to-table movement has become ridiculous. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2703 They say that cow ate their parents. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2704 Yes, I think the curly-haired guy is stalking me. I said don't look! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2705 I'm not sure this restaurant understands the farm-to-table movement. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2706 Welcome to 'Merica! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2707 That's odd ... No drinks 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2708 Brazen, hypocritical elites! 1.2609 0.08475 46 37 6 3
2709 But are they getting enough bioflavonoids? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2710 Yup, it was definitely the one in the middle who used the bathroom before me. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2711 It seems we’re all in a rather vegetative state today!” Do you think it was something we ate? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2712 Seriously, is everyone eating paleo these days? 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
2713 We have to get out of Hell’s Kitchen. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2714 Evidently, you aren't necessarily what you eat. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
2715 Be quiet and just eat your humans, children. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
2716 Tastes like chicken 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
2717 Hypocrisy or justice — which? 1.2609 0.07628 69 58 4 7
2718 Show offs! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2719 I've never understood how they can eat their own phyla. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2720 I don't know... I guess I expected them to be vegan. 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
2721 I’m glad we ordered without them. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2722 Just look at them – they’re like animals." 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2723 Vegetarians these days… 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2724 Mmmm, a veggie burger made from real vegetarians! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2725 I guess they’re vegetarians…except when they eat meat. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2726 Another good reason to eat all of your vegetables. 1.2609 0.06546 46 34 12 0
2727 Has VeggieTales Gone Too Far? 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
2728 I thought we were supposed to eat the greens... And not dine with them. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2729 Damned vegans. Pretend like you're eating tofu. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2730 revenge is a meal best served cold 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2731 They didn't want ketchup, either. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2732 Well, of course they eat meat! Did you think they were cannibals? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2733 Show like you chew just like a pig. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2734 I wonder if they know something we don't. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2735 These plant-based meats give me gas, and I still feel a bit guilty somehow. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2736 So that's why they named this restaurant Potato Head's Revenge. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2737 To be honest, Zagat did say it was "vegetarian-friendly." 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2738 It's their only way of exacting revenge. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
2739 Eat until you are eaten! 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
2740 I knew it. Carnivores! 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
2741 At least that explains the beefsteak tomato. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2742 Honey, did you say it's a 'farm-to-table' restaurant?! 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2743 Ahhh. So that’s why it’s called a beefsteak tomato. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2744 You are what you eat. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2745 I was aware it worked the other way around, but... 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2746 I wonder what color his pee is 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
2747 So you really are what you eat 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2748 this gene splicing is getting out of control 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
2749 And here I thought you are what you eat 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2750 and so I says to him, I says … Harold … going vegan is equivalent to going cannibal 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2751 Who the hell wants to be on the bottom of a food pyramid? 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2752 Look! They must be Dr. Oz's Pennsylvania crudites on vacation. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2753 That's what happens if you don't eat your vegetables. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
2754 Don't be judgmental, honey, they're probably just exploring their identity. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
2755 They only eat vegetarians 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
2756 Makes sense—they wouldn’t want to eat their own kind. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
2757 What did you expect, vegans? 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
2758 I have no idea why they always assume we're vegan. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2759 I'd expect that from the beef tomato, but the other two? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2760 Please tell them we look like vegans and we taste like vegans; but we’re not vegans. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2761 Can vegans eat animal crackers? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2762 'Talk about cross-contamination on the grill.' 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2763 Let them eat Steak. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2764 ...so, you expect them to eat their relatives? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2765 They look familiar, don’t they? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2766 Grass fed, organic, free of pesticides and insecticides...I think they're on to something. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2767 Did she just call us meat pimps? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2768 TIME WE LEFT, WE COULD BECOME DESSERT 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2769 These yelp-elites really are a different breed altogether. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2770 You guys have to try this impossible burger! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2771 I don’t understand it either—why would a stalk of asparagus need to wear glasses? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2772 Some of my best friends are vegetables 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2773 You two better not ask for ketchup this time! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2774 See, honey? You CAN get enough protein with a plant based diet. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2775 Do they realize that's all corn-fed beef? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2776 They aren't worried about THEIR cholesterol! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2777 Everyone has a cheat day. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2778 It's come full circle. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2779 You thought they'd be pescatarian? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2780 They’re eating, like, animals!! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2781 Eat your human, it’s good for you. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2782 Meat is always in season. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2783 Let’s just be thankful we even made it to the kids’ table. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2784 What? Its not cannibalism if we ordered no veggies! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2785 I've heard they find us a delicacy. Strange cycle of life this is, eh? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2786 Well that makes sense. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2787 I guess they can't eat their vegetables ... 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2788 Well that just goes to prove that you definitely are not what you eat. 1.2581 0.07945 62 52 4 6
2789 Anthing goes here ever since they defended Kavanaugh against the protesters. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2790 I guess they just don’ t get it…After all, we’re not cannibals. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2791 I’ll have what they’re having. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2792 Last week I saw that tomato dining with the fruits. I wish he'd finally pick a side. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2793 I’d understand the motive if they were corn, oats, and barley. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2794 I always wondered how impossible burgers get that taste. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2795 I don’t mind humans when they cultivate; but when they are in a plate I find them rather plain, or sour at best. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2796 What’s that fruit doing with them? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2797 Don't you hate fad diets? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2798 Sheesh—10,000 years of agriculture and look at that effing hair! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2799 A rare sight to see them staking out the competition... 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2800 Let 'em stare all they want. Are we supposed to be vegetarian or something? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2801 They’re judging us because we’re not vegan. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2802 Do either of you two guys feel just a little self-conscious with those two people staring at us? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2803 I just can't get past the whiff of sweaty socks. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2804 Is Everyone in Ketosis? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2805 Those on the paleo diet are so pretentious. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2806 They're having a pre-crudite feast. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2807 Well, they’re not vegans. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2808 Hmph…I didn’t think this was the kind of restaurant that serves crudités! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2809 Not quite what I meant when I ordered the stuffed tomato 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2810 He called me a crudité! Can you believe it? The NERVE!! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2811 My, how the tables have turned.” 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2812 It doesn’t do to meet your heroes… 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2813 Yeah, in a funny way that does make sense. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2814 I think our cover is blown, but at least I don’t see any veggies on their plates. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2815 I told you this vegan movement was all a scam! 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2816 I dare them to order the Beyond Burger. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2817 Looks like our sides are having their last meal. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2818 I guess revenge is sweet 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2819 Don't you just hate judgmental vegans. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2820 As a vegetarian, that is really off-putting 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2821 So rude staring at us. You'd think they'd never seen vegans eating meat before!!! 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2822 Well then why the hell am I eating all these vegetables? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2823 I heard one of them say how they love exotic foods. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2824 They are “veggie” much slaughtering those plates 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2825 There you go, vegetables getting their own B12 booster 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2826 will they be mad if i get the salad? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2827 Don’t look now, but we are being judged 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2828 This damn Atkins diet is killing me! What I wouldn’t give for a slice of marble rye. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2829 Did they order crudités? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2830 Talk about meaty vegetables. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2831 That beefsteak tomato is a bad influence on his friends. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2832 It's their last supper at the Juice Bar. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2833 This really is a Farm to Table Restaurant! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2834 Now we make life well balanced, how's your beef burger Broccolus? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2835 Don't turn around, some flesh is watching us! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2836 When are they going to start making Impossible Vegetables? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2837 Screw veggies, look what meat does for those guys! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2838 We need the lettuce here to say, "Let us eat". 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2839 Those must be low-carb vegetables. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
2840 This farm-to-table trend is getting a little weird. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
2841 They’re definitely not what they eat… 1.2553 0.08312 47 38 6 3
2842 I’ve heard of beefsteak tomatoes, but… 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
2843 I guess it’s true. You are what you eat eats 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
2844 Well at least they aren't cannibals. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
2845 They are definitely GMO vegetables 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2846 They don’t raise vegetables like they used to. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
2847 What was that you said about "You are what you eat"? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2848 Remember how they used to keep telling us that GMO food was perfectly safe? 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
2849 I'm not surprised. They're not vegetarian! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2850 If they can be vegetarian, we can be carnivore. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
2851 Maybe we should try going keto too. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
2852 Well, at least they are not carnivores. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2853 Well I think they are overdoing the vegie menu 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2854 I guess they’ll kill for dessert, too. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2855 Can you believe that fat orange actually put ketchup on this? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2856 When they said "vegetarian restaurant" I thought they meant the food served - not the customers. Didn't you? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2857 Ugh. More VINOs - vegetarian in name only. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
2858 The vegetables in Congress aren't as stared at as much as we are. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2859 Revenge is a dish best served medium-rare. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2860 Your beefsteak looks so tasty. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2861 Suddenly tofu casserole seems a little passe. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2862 I think they're meatetarians 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2863 I expected them to be vegan. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2864 You shouldn't fat shame, Charles. Also, the fat one's technically a fruit 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2865 It’s nice to see the different sides enjoying a pleasant meal together. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2866 They knew the smart choice was a steak! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2867 Ever since that damn Dr Oz crudite video, people stare at me constantly. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2868 Well that's what happens when a beefsteak tomato becomes an influencer. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2869 If those vegetables over there cannot give up meat, why must I? 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2870 Don't ask what's on THEIR plates. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2871 How often do you think they meat up? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2872 It's okay , they fart Oxygen 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2873 Those are obsessive vegans. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2874 Do you think they had the soup or the salad? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2875 They must not be organic. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2876 They are discussing Mayonnaise versus Ketchup 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2877 Well, it’s eat or be eaten! 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2878 Carnivores dining out... 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2879 After all Bruce they are not cannibals 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2880 Well, the sign said Veggies’ Cafe 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2881 I’ll have what they’re having and hold the salad. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2882 Look who turned the Food Pyramid on its head! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2883 Carnivore Cafe is just a Planet away. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2884 Ha! Vegetarian fools. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2885 If we eat them are we vegetarians or are we cannibals? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2886 Darling, I am beginning to think our veggies might be a bit undercooked. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2887 I don't like Genetically Modified foods. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2888 What is meat, if not cow persevering 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2889 I only eat organic. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2890 What a bunch of hippocarrots. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2891 That's 42 years of lousy meals I'll never get back. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2892 I'm done with this "vegan alternative" . It's just cannibalism.! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2893 I guess their parents never told them to eat their vegetables. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2894 Like Mom always said, “Eat your meats or no dessert for you.” 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2895 Maybe we could invite them over and eat them 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2896 Touché. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2897 Their being vegetarians would be kind of creepy when you think about it. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2898 Frank, This totally destroys my understanding of meat and vegetables! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2899 Isn't that Broc, Asp and Tom? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2900 They relapsed again. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2901 No, I bet they never confess to their kids. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2902 Well, if you won't eat meat, we will. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2903 I hope this burger is plant-free. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2904 Looks like things are coming full circle. Cow eats greens, the greens eat the cow. Jerry, do you think we should be worried? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2905 Meat-fed veggies are all the rage these days 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2906 Just a bit hypocritical wouldn't you say. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2907 Is it just me ,or are they chewing vindictively? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2908 Those folks watching us over there. They just can’t stand us eating people food. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2909 The cruditeis are eating the bovine. I think I'll order the monkeypox sandwich. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2910 Plants also need supplementary nutrients. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2911 Ha! And veggies don't get protein they say! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2912 So you’re saying we shouldn’t shame them for eating meat? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2913 Top of the food triangle 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2914 The only thing at that table non GMO is the meat. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2915 If those veggies can eat meat, I don't see why we shouldn't too. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2916 They come here on Wednesdays for lobster! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2917 Food-shaming is so rude! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2918 Eat your meat or you won’t get any dessert. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2919 I'm heartbroken that Rosemary and Basil were the first course. 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
2920 I know an oxymoron when I see one. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2921 Even the Vegans love the Lab Grown 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2922 False vegans! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2923 Eat your People Burger or no dessert. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2924 Marge,no wonder they’re out of the steak with vegetable quiche! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2925 Carnivores. I guess one shouldn’t be surprised. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2926 I hear they’re a trouple. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2927 As I told you, vegetarians get enough protein from their diet. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2928 We got out of that barbaric vegan restaurant in the nick of time. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2929 Hon, I think the vegetables are revolting. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2930 I think they’re onto something. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2931 You expect tomatoes to go bad quickly but the broccoli surprises me ... and on the cheap too. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2932 Guess they can't eat each other. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2933 They would be cannibals otherwise. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2934 Apparently, you are not what you eat after all. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2935 I should have ordered the broccoli. It’s a huge portion and comes with a hamburger side 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2936 Apparently they've had enough of the animals eating them. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2937 I guess that defeats the purpose of going vegan. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2938 I've said all along that veganism is BS." 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2939 I don't recommend the vegan tasting menu. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2940 "They do seem to enjoy the Vegan Specials." 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2941 Fucking vegans. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2942 I sure hope they aren’t vegetarians. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2943 Well, it appears they're not cannibals. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2944 Oh Bob, stop it! They have every right. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2945 They may be gluttons, but at least they aren't cannibals. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2946 Should I be worried about the potato that was sitting with them? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2947 Hurry up before Dr Oz sees us. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2948 Do you ever worry about when our food will start eating us? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2949 Honey, don’t stare - despite the climate crisis, vegetarianism would be cannibalism for them. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2950 Stop staring at us,we're meatgans. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2951 My mom said the same thing, eat your vegetables they'll make you big and strong. Malarkey. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2952 Strangely, they all seem to be carnivores! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2953 I hope the asparagus tips are good. I hear they garnish wages here. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2954 I’m over the whole farm-to-table thing. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2955 Don’t stare but I’m almost positive those are the vegetables from Robert Mapplethorpe’s food photographs. Oh, you don’t know Mapplethorpe? No, don’t look him up on your phone. Stop. No no no. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2956 So that's how it goes, eh? 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
2957 That beefeater tomato runs the crew, they say. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2958 So, you see, vegetables eat meat. I told you so. We’re not actually vegans after all of our efforts! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
2959 Have you tried plant-based meat? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2960 Before beyond meat, people used to eat us. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2961 Can’t believe they served the vegetables before our appetizers. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2962 I wonder who they're having. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2963 Another reason GMO veggies is a bad idea. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2964 I'm starting to worry about GMO vegetables. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2965 I love the confused looks on their faces. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2966 I'd say 'carnivore' has been redefined. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2967 Of course, they’re meat eaters. Anything else would be, well, weird. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2968 Let’s not talk about protein. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2969 So funny! They always think we’re vegetarians. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2970 I don't like the looks of those carnetarians at the next table. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2971 This place is really striving for authenticity in their farm to table experience. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2972 I’m glad we didn’t order the crudité 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2973 That's your burger, and those are my vegetables. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2974 I guess you can be Vegan for just so long. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2975 They cancelled VeggieTales 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
2976 A moment on the lips, forever on the stalk... 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2977 What do they expect, cannibals? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2978 My my. How the vegetables have turned. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2979 Farm to table meets barn to table. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2980 Talk about eating yourself to death 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2981 Stop staring at the meat-based plants, honey. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2982 Well, I've lost my appetite. This weight loss restaurant really works. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2983 They certainly are not cannibals. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2984 Eleven Madison Park must be closed tonight. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2985 I should be a little angry, but a tomato is actually a fruit so... 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2986 See what happens when you eat a high-protein diet?? 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2987 Let them stare, we won’t get to hang out like this when we’re rotten 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2988 They might as well be Venus fly traps! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2989 I love what Broc has done with his hair. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2990 They're the reason this place has a vegan menu. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2991 Vegans breaking bad 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
2992 Whadda they know that we don't? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2993 They're were probably low on B twelve. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2994 The chef made them come out here and eat after he caught them washing in the sink with the dishes. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2995 It's called "second fiddle" syndrome. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2996 So that’s how they do it. Veggies at work attacking those ‘free radicals’. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2997 They don’t taste as good as us. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2998 Hmmph. A beefsteak tomato and her garden-variety, artery-clogging pals 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2999 I think I might have to give up gardening for now. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3000 Wow, look at their size! I’m changing my garden fertilizer to red meat. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3001 Barsotti, Schmarsotti! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3002 The crudités here are carnivorous. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3003 Looks like Mike fell off the vegetarian wagon again 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3004 I thought they were vegetarians, but I guess they are vegetables 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3005 Burgers aren’t Keto, Frank. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3006 What are the Empire State Building,the Atom Bomb and the Rainforest doing having lunch together? 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
3007 Quick, change our order to the meat lovers. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3008 Mom always said,”Eat, you’re broccoli!” 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3009 I’m glad to see that they are not into cannibalism! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3010 I knew this Vegan thing was a hoax. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
3011 Where’s Mr. Potato Head? We ordered fries, didn’t we? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3012 I just assumed they'd be vegetarians. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3013 Yeah, who's the side dish now? HaHaHaHaha!!! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3014 I guess that’s why they took the roasted vegetables off the menu. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3015 "I'll leave the flies to Venus." 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3016 Another tipping point has been reached. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3017 Now I know why plant based meats taste like the real thing. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3018 See, you’re not what you eat. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3019 Definitely Jersey Crudites! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3020 That'll show 'em! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3021 No heart? No heart disease! 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
3022 This meat isn't very fresh. Let's invite the young couple at the next table to be part of our dinner. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
3023 They’re not supposed to be served first! 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3024 Eating beef is a good start, but I always wanted to taste a different kind of meat,” Broccoli winks. “if you know what I mean.” 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3025 They hate vegans even though vegans love them. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3026 They're definitely not vegans. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3027 Just your garden variety customers. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3028 I'm quickly developing a taste for meat--I'm afraid that anything less would be considered cannibalism." 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3029 You think they’re buying it? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3030 Honey, look! I went to college with that tomato! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3031 I'll have what Tree's having. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3032 Three guesses why your vegan salad is late! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3033 They're cramming for the Salad Bar Exam. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3034 No, Harold. Telling them you're a vegetarian is NOT a good idea. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3035 I'm thinking beyond meat too. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3036 Someone shold tell them it's irreversible. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3037 Why do they seat the vegetarians next to the humanitarians? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3038 Fair play. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
3039 It's called "farmer to table." Sorry you asked? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3040 This is really going to disturb the vegans (By Brian Cole, Santa Rosa, CA) 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3041 Yeah, and I hear cats love dogs, Red Sox fans are wearing Yankee hats and Trump admits he lost the ‘20 election fair and square. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3042 Do they know something that we don't know? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3043 I just knew that Meatless Monday wasn’t sustainable. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
3044 Where's Radish? He was at the last meat-up. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3045 I think the acid is kicking in. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3046 It seems, dear, the tables have turned. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3047 Well, now we finally know what they grew up hearing at the dinner table every night! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3048 I’m shocked . They don’t use condiments . 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
3049 I was wondering why the broccoli here tastes like chicken. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3050 So that's a plant based diet. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3051 Nothing shocked the humans into acting on climate change more than when plants started to eat them publicly. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3052 Just looking at them makes me hungry. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3053 First the Politian's, then the CDC, and now the Vegetables!!! You just can't trust anyone these days!!! 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3054 Make sense, I guess. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3055 I read this restaurant was farm to table, but I had no idea! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3056 I've been thinking, Hannah. Have GMO's gone too far? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3057 So weird to see a fruit out with veg 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3058 So the truth comes out. They ARE vegetables. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3059 Veggies are down at New York's best restaurant protesting their selective persecution by the Woke community 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3060 Farm to table. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3061 While strictly correct, I still struggle with calling them 'vegans'. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3062 It sounds like a great investment, if only we could find some seed money… 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3063 The veggie dinner isn’t even vegetarian! 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
3064 The must not have noticed the entire menu is Impossible-plant based 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
3065 Guilty pleasures 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3066 Hope this takes care of our B12 deficiency 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
3067 Not what I meant by ‘Veggies on the side’ 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3068 zoo wee mama! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3069 Now I feel bad getting the vegetables 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3070 Live and let live 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3071 Your reputation is who people think you are. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3072 Fred? Could you please google 'vegan'? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3073 Remind me to ask the grocer for grass-fed veggies next time 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
3074 That's interesting. They usually don't go together. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3075 It’s OK to Smile at them. The chef invited them to view the kitchen after they finish their meal. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3076 That’s beyond impossible. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3077 But if that's what makes them healthy, then . . . 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3078 It's not like we were going to eat ourselves. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
3079 This carnivore menu is pretty tasty 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3080 If we eat them, is that a balanced diet? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3081 Oh, are they still in season? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3082 Vegans on the dl. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3083 Why’d the chef wanna show us that big pot? 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
3084 The website said “vegetable-friendly,” not “vegetarian.” 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3085 I guess that’s what they meant by ‘plant-based’ menu 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3086 I would find it disturbing if it wasn't so ironic. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3087 This is Good, Why do they look like that? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3088 Make a nice face…Those are the humans who call us CRUDITÉS! - They can’t believe we survived as appetizers and that we are enjoying GOOD food! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3089 I had asked for mine to be ripe, not medium ripe. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3090 I don't feel one bite guilty. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3091 Salad, salad, salad; have they no empathy? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3092 Just ignore those veggie-only people. We'll return to the garden soon. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3093 Wow. Not even ketchup. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3094 Forced cannibalism my ass. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3095 They serve vegetables too you know. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3096 I hear plant-based foodies are the next big thing. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3097 I heard they're having the Fruit of the Loom crowd over for dessert. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3098 When they said this place was farm to table, they weren't kidding. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3099 I hear they only eat vegans. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3100 I hate this vegetable fake meat. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3101 Let them look all they want!! So they’re vegetarians? Hah! Where are they getting their iron and their protein from? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
3102 I bet they’re vegetarians! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3103 Too bad for them we're still the apex predator. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3104 Wait, did the broccoli just say it “tastes like chicken”? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3105 I’ve had it with Keto! I’m having my burger on a bun! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3106 That's right lady... guess this dispels the myth... you are what you eat 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3107 If you eat the porterhouse, it'll put you in a vegetative state. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3108 Food eating food. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3109 When the ad touted,"plant-based dining," I had no idea they were referring to their clientele. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3110 Rogue Vegetables 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3111 Dammit,I just lost a bet with Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3112 Quiet, dear. They'll think you're an anti-crudite'... 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
3113 I think I’ll have the beefsteak. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3114 You would think all Vegetables were vegans. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3115 I have some reservations about genetically modifying the produce. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3116 Oh my god!….. The. Vegetables are NOT vegetarians! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3117 I hope something didn’t happen to Kale… 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3118 So much for the vegan diet.... 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3119 Apparently, revenge is a dish best served medium rare. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3120 I knew his side dish would eventually want more. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3121 You guys should cut down eating meat and eat more vegetables like this veggie burger! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3122 Just look at them, Henry. They not even pretending to be vegan! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3123 I may have to rethink my position on cannibalism. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3124 I had a feeling this vegetarianism was going too far. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3125 Getting even. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3126 That's so nice, they must all be on "Hollandaise? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3127 Don't they make a lovely side dish 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3128 How crude is they? 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3129 I guess all steakhouses serve vegetables. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3130 Like it's not OK for cows to eat grass. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3131 The potato was supposed to be the fourth for dinner but he was fried 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3132 This is a rare sight. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3133 If we're the meaty humans eating our plate of vegetables, does that mean those other guys who are vegetables are in turn eating their plate of meaty hu... 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3134 Oh look, a meat cute 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3135 I don’t care how healthy it is, I’m not eating a salad, it’s just cannibalism! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3136 What type of vegans do you think those are? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3137 Vegan alert! 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3138 I'll wager they don't have marinara sauce. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3139 Sure beats vegan 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3140 I hate vegetarians 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3141 Meat is what your food eats. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3142 An obvious explanation dear. Veggies aren't cannibals. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3143 They never eat anything that doesn't have a face. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3144 Whatever you do, don’t get steamed up. They probably think we’re vegan. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3145 When I was a kid I hated animal protein, but my mother always made me eat it. Now I can't get enough. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3146 Well where did YOU think meat-based plants came from? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3147 shouldn't we be eating vegetables???????? 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3148 Betcha, Tom, there's no asparagus in V8. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3149 That's what happens when vegetables are raised in a field of beef-fed grass. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3150 How we get veggies high in protein. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3151 They are having a Meatful Monday. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3152 Veegan? Hee-Hee Ha-Ha !!! 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3153 Looks like they fell off the wagon, too! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3154 Look,vegans! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3155 I think they assume we are vegetarians. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3156 So sad. A fruit trying to pass as a vegetable. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3157 Should someone tell them that it's all plant-based meat at this restaurant? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3158 Beats me, I could have sworn they were vegetarians! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3159 Disturbing, yes, but turnabout is fair play. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3160 Do you think they're vegetarians? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3161 I think they were fed up being on the side. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3162 It just looks weird when they do it 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3163 Well, you said you wanted an authentic farm to table experience. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3164 Quick, write down this recipe... 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3165 I can’t look. They’re eating carrots. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3166 I heard the chef recommends the beefsteak. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3167 Let the meat-cation begin! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3168 Don't let them see it's a veggie burger. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3169 I’ll give them credit for striking a balance in their diets. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3170 Eating well is the best revenge. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
3171 Wouldn’t ya just know it! The beefsteak tomato has the biggest steak. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
3172 Let's romaine calm that they're essentially completing the circle of life. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3173 It's the only way to get our juices flowing. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3174 Well that tracks. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3175 It's OK. They're eating I Can't Believe Its Not Meat. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
3176 I hate it too, but you need to get protein. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
3177 I’ve heard this is what happens when vegans revert to meat, but thought is was just folklore. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
3178 If they don't quit staring, I'm gettin' stuck in that guy's throat later. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
3179 They skipped right over the salad bar ! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
3180 If we are eating vegetables, what do you think is on their plates? 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
3181 This evening is turning out to be anything but garden-variety. 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
3182 Do we have to eat meat? It tastes yucky. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
3183 Now I know why plant-based food tastes so good! 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
3184 After that Plowspiracy documentary, I went full Carnivore and never looked back. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
3185 Why are they staring at us? Some are vegetarians, others are carnivores. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
3186 And what did you think we'd be eating? We're not animals! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3187 I've been avoiding meat, but they sure look healthy. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
3188 Everyone’s doing keto these days. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3189 The body doubles take a break from making a vegan version of The Wizard of Oz. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3190 Dear God, she’s eating a baby carrot. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3191 What? We're not allowed to eat something tasty once in a while. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3192 Well, I guess I wouldn't expect them to be cannibals, but... 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
3193 Looks like everyone’s gone keto” 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3194 Of course they eat meat - you won't find cannibalism in the veggie world! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3195 I guess you really are what you eat 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3196 I didn't know they served raw vegetables here. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3197 That must be the farm-to-table section. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3198 I think they ordered from the “Take THAT Grazers” menu. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3199 I wonder what their thoughts are on dairy? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3200 And the other guys thought we were unhealthy. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3201 These vegetarians crack me up. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3202 I’m glad my Mother isn’t here. She made me eat all my vegetables. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3203 Looks like those Veggietarians are dining outside the box. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3204 Womder what they ordered? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3205 I’m so tired of being vegan. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3206 Be careful. They look like a very roughage crowd! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3207 Looks like they fell off the food pyramid. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3208 I guess we shouldn’t have expected GMO’s to be vegan. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3209 What, you were expecting vegan? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3210 I guess they’re not cannibals. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3211 This place received a Michelin star on the strength of its produce. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3212 I hate when they call us crudités. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3213 Well that's the circle of life right there 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3214 No, I just wish they hadn't preached about it to the waiter. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
3215 I'm seriously rethinking my vegetarian lifestyle 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3216 My cholesterol level is going through the frigging roof. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3217 Well, one thing is certain, they'll never eat each other. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3218 yeah it's made from some plants, and what do you think your cow ate? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3219 Wait until my vegan brother sees this! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3220 Looks ARE deceiving…I just assumed they were VEGAN 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3221 Only they can still eat red meat. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3222 So that’s the secret to their record-setting. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3223 They're not gonna call us healthy any more. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3224 Larry. What did he say was in those cocktails? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3225 So....did you hear the one about the 2 juicy tourists that sat down at the Veggie Cannibal Cafe ? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3226 It’s great meating with you. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3227 Vegetarians? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3228 I hope that you pull the plug on me before I turn out like that. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3229 Uh oh, I don’t think this is a hamburger. I see a piece of my Uncle Sal! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3230 I noticed the orange wonder was invited again… 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3231 "Something tells me they're on the lam." 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3232 They are Carnivore Club members, with a strict no-carb diet 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3233 I think they’re genetically modified veggies gone wild.” 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
3234 There eating WHAT? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3235 And they are sitting at the Vegtable ! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3236 See George, even vegetables don’t have vegetables as a side dish. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
3237 Crudites at lunch. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3238 I thought you said this was a vegetarian restaurant. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
3239 The weekday vegetarians are a bit more zealous tonight, don't you think? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3240 Look, Sarah, the inventors of the Paleo diet! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3241 Are you sure they don’t feel anything? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3242 I told you it was authentic farm-to-table. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
3243 Is this for real, or are they plants? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3244 Ha! Ha! The vegan's didn't realize meat is our fertilizer. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3245 Wait 'til they find out they're eating soy! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3246 ''How crudite!'' 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3247 I wondered why they giggled when we ordered 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3248 So that's what beefsteak tomato means. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3249 I think they're trying to beef up... 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3250 Can you believe that broccoli? it has it's elbows on the table! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3251 Honey don't look now, but the cast of Veggietales is at the table next to ours. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3252 I guess you’re NOT what you eat 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3253 I just reconsidered my choice to be a vegetarian. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3254 Boy it has been a while since I had a good burger. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3255 That’s the salad table, no dressing. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3256 Well, that just undermined my faith in vegetables. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3257 I can't believe they're not vegetarians! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3258 They look overdue for a cheat day. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3259 So much for being vegetarian. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3260 I think those are the three fugitives I read about in The Vegetarian Times 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3261 Food trends are a bitch. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3262 I can assure you they won't blend in at all with that European fork and knife business. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
3263 Self-righteous carnivores, eh? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3264 So that's how they get fortified vegetables! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
3265 I wonder if that meat is locally sourced. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
3266 Well, they said farm to table... 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3267 Well, the manager did say they had a wide variety of organic produce. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
3268 Oh, Come on. Even Veg Heads eat meat occasionally. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3269 The menu said, ‘No GMOs.’ 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3270 You are what you eat, I think they’re trying to change back 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3271 Let’s get out of here Susan, I didn’t know Christians ate here 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
3272 Oh my god hunny… just look at them” “Ugh I know, so barbaric 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3273 If Avocado shows up you know Dr. ‘Watch me Crudité’ will be next.🙄 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3274 I told you that going vegan would turn around and bite us in the end! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3275 How do they sleep at night? What do they tell their seedlings? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3276 I know one of them is a beefsteak tomato. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3277 Their behavior is beyond me! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3278 I'll have what they are". 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3279 In Russia,veggies eat you! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3280 Maybe a pepperoni topping next time? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3281 They're vegan and Keto. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3282 It’s okay guys. I’m almost positive they’re vegan. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3283 It’s the revenge of the crudite’s 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3284 Can you believe that? Elbows on the table!!! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3285 That crudité platter is a little too animated for me. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3286 Good thing we got the side soup 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3287 The thoughts going through my mind right now are rather unhealthy. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3288 Yes, you must eat your vegetables. Or no dessert. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3289 lslocmfm 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3290 Figures! And we can't even get an electric car that's affordable. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3291 The veggie meat industry would not be pleased to see this. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3292 Right, let’s get it right. Are we all veggies at this table? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3293 You doe well Sir to take your pleasure of me, (I may turn tables with you ere long)" WAS the point of the play, dear 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
3294 How'd you think they got their iron? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3295 Sometimes even vegetables need meat 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3296 They do want to be accused of cannibalism. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3297 I hope whatever they’re eating is organic! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
3298 Getting old? I know that I'm nearly bald, but at least I'm not a vegetable yet. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3299 Being a vegetarian just got a lot harder. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3300 When did Gus start wearing glasses? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3301 I remember Robert Mitchum's voiceover saying, "beef, it's what's for dinner!" 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3302 The broccoli looks really steamed. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3303 I've never noticed what goes into my salads. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3304 Haven’t they ever seen a Beefsteak Tomato go out to dinner? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
3305 Honey, don’t forget to eat your cruciferous vegetables - they’re important for your bowel movements 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3306 Yeah but tomorrow is meatless Monday… 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
3307 Makes you wonder which one is the fruit. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3308 I don't know if I feel comfortable eating a salad in front of them, John! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3309 I’m dating a Vegan 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3310 You can't expect them to eat all of their vegetables. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3311 I hope that's beef. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3312 Don't they realize that for us, eating meat is protecting our species? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3313 Should we tell them they're eating plant-based meat substitutes? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3314 Burgers and Steaks, at least they aren't cannibals. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3315 It's just like that movie 'Planet of the Vegetables' where they find the Statue of Liberty on the beach. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
3316 More FAKE NEWS! You are what you eat!! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
3317 You are most definitely not what you eat. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
3318 I recognize the beefsteak, but who is he sitting with? 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
3319 What did you think plant based meat meant? They eat the meat and then we eat them. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
3320 Why are those vegetables eating meat? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3321 You call this a veggie burger? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3322 It’s a highly original farm to table place. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3323 No thanks, I'm Vegan. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3324 Mehmet, why to you think they passed on the crudités? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3325 Wait, is that Bob they're eating? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3326 Better be organic. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
3327 Maybe all those new foods aren't really plant based. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3328 Well, at least it's not down gs players NG poker. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3329 I've always thought that, deep down, vegetables are carnivores. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3330 If you are what you eat eats, this doesn't bode well for us vegetarians! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3331 They call it 'The Revenge Diet.' 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
3332 Nothing like a veggie burger for stress eating. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3333 Glad salad is not on the menu. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3334 The revolution eats its children 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3335 I feel like we're judged for being gluten-free 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3336 Its impossible to see; however, I assume they're not eating meat. 1.2381 0.08214 42 34 6 2
3337 Loading up on the vitamins? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3338 Same old,same old. They always direct us to the salad bar. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3339 What goes around, comes around. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3340 Why do we always get seated by the veg-tables? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3341 Oh, the hypocrisy of the *American Vegetarian Party, these days.They don't even try to hide their love of red meat when dining out in public! 1.2381 0.08214 42 34 6 2
3342 And I thought they're vegetarians ! 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3343 That’s taking a salad on the side too far 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3344 I take it back. You aren't what you eat. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3345 Why are we acting as though it's no big deal to be sitting one table away from three vegetables eating meat? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3346 What'd you expect? They're not going to eat salads! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3347 If the vegetarians knew what they were really eating… 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3348 Look Bernie - food chain deniers. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3349 Look at that couple over there eating vegetables, disgusting. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3350 I guess they skipped the salad course. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3351 Bob, they came incognito. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3352 ‘Well, I guess it makes sense. They could hardly be vegetarian….’ 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3353 Disgusting. They’re making themselves inedible. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3354 They apparently love the non-vegetarian menu." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3355 "This, right here, is why they make animals out of meat!" 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3356 It’s the only way they can avoid being consumed by vegans. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3357 Even vegetables don't like to eat their vegetables 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
3358 Too bad about the accident. Now, they're pretty much vegetables. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
3359 I feel they are less judgmental now we have Impossible Burger™. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3360 Remember our school field trips? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3361 Looks like the vegatables are having a cheat day. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3362 If I had to guess, only the broccoli is sticking with a plant-based diet. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3363 No fair! It’s always, “eat your meat”or no dessert” 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3364 So it is a myth that vegetarians come to steakhouse for the sides. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3365 They seem to he enjoying the cauliflower. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3366 Farm to table dining 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
3367 A diet like that will kill more vegetation than deforestation. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3368 It's too bad that the tomato is balding. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3369 Forget the vegan diet, this is where it’s at 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3370 They act like they have never seen a fruit with vegtables. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3371 Better eat your veggies before they eat you. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3372 They're carni-varians. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3373 Thank goodness they're not cannibals. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3374 It's their defense mechanism against vegans. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3375 Veganism: it’s not for everyone. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3376 Oh, c’mon, we all need a cheat day sometimes. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3377 Talk about a turn of tables. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3378 And I thought they were vegans! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3379 Wait 'til Dr. Oz hears about this. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3380 Wait till you see how they fertilize themselves. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3381 Well, at least they're not eating their meat raw like a Venus fly trap 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3382 That’s why veggies for crudité cost 20 bucks. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3383 I think genetically modified food has gone too far 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3384 They can’t have dessert until they’ve finished their meat. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3385 Being a vegan just got harder. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3386 Well, after all, they are vegetables not vegetarians. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3387 They must have already eaten all their vegetables 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3388 #reverseveganism #slaythosecows #LOL #leaveoutleaves 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3389 You would think they would know better. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3390 I wish I had ordered what the asparagus is having. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
3391 Free range veggies. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3392 The vegetable revolt, I'm not surprised. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3393 Are we safe here? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3394 Well, I never really trusted broccoli … but asparagus and tomato?! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3395 Listen to your vegetables. Eat your parents. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3396 The keto diet -- it's all the rage now. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3397 I wish we had their metabolism and could eat red meat. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3398 I expected them to be vegetarians. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3399 It seems like some customers don't need dressing. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3400 Who's been throwing red meat at the electorate again? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3401 No surprise that broccoli is that way. The sad surprise is tomato. Oh, well. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
3402 That's odd. I've always heard that the leek would inherit the earth! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3403 Where was the outrage when they were eating Carrie! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3404 What, no gazpacho tonight? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3405 Just desserts? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3406 I can’t wait to tell my vegan friends. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3407 We have to get out of here, Pam, the vegetables have started eating US! 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
3408 I’m telling you, John that keto diet is amazing. Look how fresh they look. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3409 Let's send them a dish of bernaise sauce - to see if they put it on their meat or bathe in it. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3410 Who do they think they are? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3411 I’ll bet they didn’t get the veggie burger out of spite. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3412 They consume our CO2. Must have put them on a slippery slope. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3413 See? GMO is out of control. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
3414 Well, if they keep just eating meat then they're also going to need to take supplements as well. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3415 They’re so full of themselves. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3416 What are They looking at!! 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3417 Ah, so That’s where they get their protein! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3418 Carnivores in disguise 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
3419 Don’t look now but I think that’s the Wiggles over at that table. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3420 It's nice to have a few vegetables along with our meat. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3421 I haven't seen Onion here with them since he ordered a side of roasted vegetables. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3422 We’ll, they did warn us about genetically modified plants. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3423 Someone should tell them that "beyond beef" is, well, you know... 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
3424 Give them something to tell their vegan daughter-in-law. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3425 That’s why they’re fresh out of the primavera dish! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3426 They invited us to a meat and greet. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3427 Could that be what chefs call, "a deconstructed steak salad"? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3428 You can throw the “you are what you eat” theory out the window. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3429 So there’s a rumor going about,you not being a vegetable! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3430 I thought they were supposed to be healthy? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3431 I don't carrot all about this new diet, but lettuce try it. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
3432 Can you imagine? Vegans eating meat! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3433 I feel so guilty eating this veggie burger. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3434 Crudités are not all vegetarians 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3435 They turned down the soup and went straight to the entree 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3436 Of course we are carnivores. Vegetables don't eat themselves, that would be cannibalism 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
3437 I guess living well IS the best revenge. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3438 You know this is going to make our pee smell funny 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3439 I don’t see how people eat this junk 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3440 Do you think they ordered the grass-fed? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
3441 I guess everyone has a skip day. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3442 This atmosphere really brings the veggie burger to life 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3443 wow, crudité has gotten really expensive 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3444 Darling, are you too seeing ghosts from last night's soup and salad dinner?! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3445 You’d think they’d never seen vegetables before 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
3446 When it was advertised as a vegan restaurant, I thought it meant...oh, never mind. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3447 They aren't carnivores because they hate vegetables, it's because they hate cows! 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3448 Actually dear, the tomato is a fruit. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3449 I guess if you are the Mediterranean diet, you don't have to eat the Mediterranean diet. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3450 Does this mean we're no longer morally superior to meat-eaters? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3451 Nothing odd about that, I suppose. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3452 it's making my hair on end 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3453 I'm fed up with Impossible meets. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3454 Nobody is vegan. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3455 I want what they're having for dessert 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3456 Eat up boys! Oz is onto us! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3457 It does make sense that they would not be vegans. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3458 Screw It, I’m eating meat again 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3459 Talk about "turnabout is fair play!" 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3460 When I eat meat, I think about them. Do you think they are thinking about us now? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3461 They have a different interpretation of 'farm to table.' 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3462 I'm rethinking my commitment. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3463 No need to worry. They're just jealous 'cause we got served first. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3464 Should we tell them their dinner is not plant-based? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3465 What's next? Smokey the Bear commits arson? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3466 The new non-smoking area 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3467 men eat men, veg eat veg, dogs don’t eat dogs. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3468 Flexitarians gone wild. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
3469 So, by default--are we NOT vegetarians? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
3470 And we ordered salad. Duoh! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
3471 Oh the benefits of being heart heathy! 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
3472 This really throws the embodied energy argument up in the air for me. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
3473 Being a vegan isn't easy, or fun 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
3474 They ordered off-menu. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
3475 I should've ordered asparagus. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
3476 Must be that they don't want to eat their own kind. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
3477 This is why we never come here. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
3478 Hmmm tastes like chicken. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
3479 Brock not gluten free! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3480 I hope they aren't eating vegetables. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3481 I feel sick to my stomach 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3482 Veggies have no class 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3483 I don’t know why the vegans are judging; it all becomes soil at some point — even them 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3484 Do vegetarians know about this? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3485 Honey "I thought they were out of mixed vegetable's and prime rib" 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3486 This is all kinds of ways wrong! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3487 It's go good to get away from having vegetables all the time. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3488 This farm to table thing has gone too far. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3489 Ugh, I'm so sick of how righteous those vegetarians claim to be. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3490 Guess they don't want to eat their own anymore. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3491 They came from carnivorous plants. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3492 Anything else would be cannibalism. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3493 Taking revenge on the vegetarians. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3494 They give new meaning to ‘pigging out’. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3495 They claim to be vegetables but one of them is actually a fruit. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3496 Onion cried when he wasn’t invited. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3497 Of course they're not vegans. What do you think? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3498 I'm confused by the vegan menu. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3499 Joke's on them. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3500 The magic of keto is you never feel like you 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3501 Whatever happened to Meatless Mondays? 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3502 I could do without the judginess. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3503 It's true, applications of blood and bone meal produce a bumper crop. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3504 They say the management has changed recently... 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3505 Check, please! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3506 Some call us crudite! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3507 Well, the tomato does look like a beefsteak, but the other two have some explaining to do! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3508 It's primal what they're doing. I tell you, primal. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3509 Finally, something that can’t be blamed on climate change. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3510 If I had to guess, I’d say Tomato was not invited… 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3511 tad undercooked for my taste 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3512 I guess you really aren't what you eat after all. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3513 Glad we didn't bring the kids. What horrible role models! Even THEY don't eat their vegetables! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3514 Don't we need wine with this red meat crap? 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3515 Looks like they came out of the vegetarian closet! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3516 Vegetables aren’t vegetarian? Who knew! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3517 Weird, Potato is never late. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
3518 Oh well, let them eat steak. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
3519 It’s unfortunate that Mr. Potatohead couldn’t join us this evening. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
3520 Who the fuck is Joe Dator? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3521 Eat it! It's what's for dinner. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3522 Cause my cell phone won 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3523 I'm askin' yinz. Do I look like crudite? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3524 Well Harold, it seems like poetic justice. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3525 Martini and tofu? No thanks. I'll have what they're having. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3526 Don't look now, but those people are staring at us. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3527 Hmm Yum. I wish WE had not sworn off eating other animals like us 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3528 I love Vegan 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3529 The stuffed vegetables are big here. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3530 So there IS protein in vegetables! 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3531 Well, I guess I just assumed. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3532 They can market it any way they want - it still tastes like meat! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3533 Did they get the vegan menu? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3534 They look tasty 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3535 Bob and Archibald were a huge part of my fondest childhood memories. When I see them here in blasphemous flesh… bloating their bellies with human delights, it disgusts me. My inner child is now abandoned and I am filled with an inconsolable rage. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3536 And she had the nerve to call you a vegetable! That’s just racist! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3537 The mainstream media would have us believe that plants get their energy from photosynthesis. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3538 Plant-based protein suddenly makes sense. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3539 Didn't we see them on the menu in the vegan section? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3540 I knew they liked bone meal, but this! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3541 They'll get their just desserts in the next course. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3542 This changes the meaning of 'vegan diet'. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3543 Are you still a vegan if you eat beef-fed vegetables? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3544 Dam-meat! A vege-table! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3545 I don’t think they are vegetarians. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3546 I guess vegetables do have consciousness, they look really angry. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3547 I can't help but stare. They aren't wearing any clothes. I like raw vegetables but vegetables in the raw? Not so much. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3548 What are the Millers doing here? Didn't they say their goldfish was sick? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3549 Vegan Vengeance! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3550 Giving in to the higher ranking food order - what a bunch of Uncle Tomatoes. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3551 Somehow, being a vegetarian doesn't mean what it used to. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3552 This place really is farm-to-table. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3553 Who Thought Vegetables Wouldn't Be Vegetarians? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3554 Ironic, isn't it? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3555 Well, that's subversive. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3556 What's good for the goose is good for the gander. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3557 Surprising that they're so good for you. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3558 Oh, they are actors in an underwear commercial campaign" 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
3559 Don’t look now but I think the table over there doesn’t like vegetarians. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
3560 I knew there was no such thing as a vegetarian. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3561 You get this, right? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3562 This must be how veggie-burgers are made. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
3563 It’s really difficult when you can’t eat your own kind 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3564 I'm surprised they ordered grass fed beef. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3565 I can’t stop watching the broccoli. Is there lettuce on his sandwich?! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3566 Well, they did say “farm to table.” 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
3567 I had rather watch 'em than eat 'm. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
3568 WOKE 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3569 Do you think they ate bacon and eggs for breakfast? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3570 Meat again? At least it's legal this time. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3571 Well, technically the carnivorous tomato is a fruit 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3572 Well..given that all animals eat plants… 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3573 They must be part of a steakout 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3574 Crudités eating red meat? They must be Oz voters. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3575 I hate eating vegetables. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3576 Apparently it’s a Vegetable Lives Matter protest. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
3577 COVID has turned everything upside down. Before being seated, the tomato informed me that coronavirus and carnivorous are anagrams. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3578 That must be why they don't live very long. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3579 They WOULD come to an organic restaurant! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3580 I heard he was a vegetable after the accident. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3581 Pass the blood. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3582 When you said we were going to a restaurant for carnivores, I didn't realize I would feel so personally threatened, dear. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3583 I'm so much more energetic since I gave up veganism! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3584 Bet ya their mother told them "no desert unless you eat your meat ! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3585 Meatetarians night out. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
3586 This restaurant is know for serving only one food group. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3587 They've renounced cannibalism. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3588 At this restaurant you really have to specify whether you want the veggie option or the veggies' option. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3589 Vegans meat vegans. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3590 Mine tastes farm-raised! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3591 Dr .Oz has a lot of nerve calling us crude-ites. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3592 I'm a vegetarian, but I'm not a fanatic. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3593 This explains why vegetables are so good for you. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3594 And to think we thought a plant-based diet is superior." 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3595 Welcome to the Meataverse. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3596 Call me old fashioned, but I like my blended families to keep their elbows off the table. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3597 160 degrees is sweet revenge 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3598 They're just jealous. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3599 What did they mean,spare the Lettuce? 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3600 This must be their cheat night. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3601 Nice for a change to dine on protein. Hope none of our other vegetarians see us. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3602 Every day, thousands of us are food for them. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3603 the tomato is george bush????? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3604 I feel we were used by Dr Oz as an election ploy. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3605 I’m glad the Killer Tomato finally made a few friends with similar interests. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3606 That is an interesting take on veganism. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3607 Don’t judge - they’re vegan, too. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3608 Are we still considered Vegans?? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3609 Don't worry, Fred, they'd never eat plant based options. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3610 Is that Dr. Oz over there? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3611 Are they still staring? How crudite. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3612 Haven't they heard of Farm to Table? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3613 It is obvious. They cannot eat their relatives, 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3614 They must be friends of the chef. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3615 I've always suspected they weren't truly vegan. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3616 See? I told you it was a “Farm-to-table” restaurant 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3617 This should put us on an even footing. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3618 Typical, Do what they say and not what they do. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3619 These are the kind of perverts this administration emboldened 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3620 Oh my gosh… what’s my ex doing here? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3621 You see plant-based foods rich in protein everywhere these days... 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3622 Sometimes, it's just better not knowing some things. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3623 This is called an inhumane burger whatever that means. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3624 I wonder what happened to the couple who usually eat at that table. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3625 Wow, I was so wrong about plant-based eating. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3626 OK, when I give the signal we're all gonna get up and walk out, VERY slow and casual--got it? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3627 If you don't look at them, they won't order the vegetarian special. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3628 Why wouldn’t anyone tell us that vegetables can be anemic? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3629 They're turn coats! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3630 Of course the don't eat vegetables—they're carnivores not cannibals. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3631 When the waiter asked them how they'd like it cooked, they said, " Cut off its horns, wipe its ass and walk it in." 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3632 Perhaps this is what happened when they listened to too much Fox News, Harry. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3633 On the other hand, appparently, they don't drink. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3634 “You’d think Farm-to-Table vegetables would be a little more vegan.” 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3635 « Start the car. » 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3636 Veggies always look greener on the other side. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3637 Meat-eaters motherfuckers. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3638 It looks like a dinner party of self-deniers. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3639 There waiter is a rutabaga. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3640 I aways knew that veggies were not healthy. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3641 I hope that beef is organic. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3642 HUH" Vegertarians, "LIARS 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3643 Oh, so juicy! 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3644 They must be meatan. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3645 This explains the chunky salsa. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3646 They are calling it "Farm-to-Table-to-Farm." 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3647 Forget that Steve….look at what the broccoli is eating! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3648 Those vegetables clearly are not vegans. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3649 You would think they were Vegetarians. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3650 You shouldn't be so judgmental. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3651 Isn't that the cast of Revenge of the Vegetables? 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
3652 That’s not the vegetable medley al dente I’d had in mind. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3653 Maybe we should pass on the House Salad? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3654 The asparagus looks suspiciously like Jeff Goldblum. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3655 Don't you just hate it when they rub it in your face in public? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3656 I feel SO lied to. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3657 I am sure they don't have fritters on the menu. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3658 after this it will be hard to eat them 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3659 They're not fooling me. I'm having the salad. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3660 You say tom-ay-to and I say tom-ah-to. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3661 So that's why I'm enjoying my vegetables lately. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3662 We crudités need to stick together and elect more wizards. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3663 We should have ordered the soup. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3664 I knew that saying made no sense 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3665 Not really eating their greens huh? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3666 So much better than plant base cuisine. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3667 Farm to OpenTable 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3668 It's better for the planet after all! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3669 At least it’s not corn-fed beef. That would just be wrong. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3670 Remind me again why we ordered vegan. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
3671 Can’t a vegetarian enjoy a steak once in awhile? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3672 The hell with vegan...am I right? 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
3673 It feels a bit awkward to order one of the vegetarian selections? 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3674 I guess that pretty well disproves the old 'You are what you eat.' 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3675 I’m the one wearing a crown and I say I can order a hamburger in steak house any time I want 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3676 Those are some angry vegans 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3677 Veggies have no table manners these days. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3678 Is this what they meant by farm-to-table? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3679 Make them think they're next. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3680 So what do we eat now? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
3681 I see the Farmers Market is in town. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3682 Wait, what kind of meat are they eating?? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3683 I hate dining out when the Veggietales convention is in town. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
3684 I can’t believe underwear models are eating like that! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3685 So this is what veggies do on their night off 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
3686 I thought vegetables were supposed to be healthy. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
3687 Everyone’s a critic 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3688 That makes sense. If we need vegetables, they need meat. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
3689 No, I'm not vegan. Why do you ask? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
3690 Were they expecting us to be cannibals? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
3691 If you 'are what you eat' then those guys have eaten a lot of humans 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3692 Well, Darling, the tables have officially been turned!" Maureen Walsh Philadelphia, P 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
3693 Be alert boys, there's a couple of vegans asking to get a serve. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
3694 Well, that’s not very ‘vegetarian’ of them. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3695 The burger looks good 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3696 Eleven Madison just isn’t the same 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
3697 Technically, it’s a vegan diet. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3698 Look at them eating, like…animals! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3699 I guess we all indulge once in a while. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3700 Not what I expected from the circle of life... 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3701 No wonder vegans are so healthy, they know what to eat. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3702 Now that's just disgusting. They aren't even getting their veggies. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3703 I'm questioning why I became a vegetarian. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3704 Eat the Rich 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3705 I think I’ll have a salad after all. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3706 Something about that table is impossible. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3707 Can’t believe he’s still doing gluten. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3708 Nature has changed its course, you can’t deny it anymore! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3709 Of course they passed on the sides! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3710 It’s uncomfortable to watch, but it gives them great flavor. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3711 Well, that debate about healthy food vs junk food has got something in it. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3712 So that’s what goes into plant based foodies? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3713 At least they didn't get the gazpacho. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3714 How is it? It's good, it's just missing asparagus... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3715 Wow.. Donald Trump will do anything to distract us from Maralago! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3716 Eat or be eaten. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3717 What's your problem, do you think we have to eat healthy all the time!? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3718 I don't care if they're organic. It's unnatural. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3719 The rules are different for them honey. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3720 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SO WHAT," GEORGE! IT'S A VEGAN BETRAYAL! I'VE HALF A MIND TO GO OVER THERE AND SNAP THAT BROCCOLI'S FLORETS! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3721 Seems fair.... 1.2250 0.08388 40 33 5 2
3722 I'll have to call you back. I don't have any bars here. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3723 Not sure why I assumed they'd be vegetarians, but this does seem less icky, doesn't it? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3724 They don't appear to be cannibals. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3725 Disgusting veggies eating with a fruit! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3726 I REALLY don’t to know what their “‘proteins’ are 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3727 Look at them, they really have no qualms 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
3728 Casual day in detroit 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3729 I think they are talking about us?! I'll take down fizzy fro broccoli. You take tomato face. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3730 I think I'll have the fish. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3731 OMG! Those are the stars of those religious videos the kids like! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3732 I’m a humanitarian, I only eat humans. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3733 They’ve gone keto. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3734 And I thought we could avoid meat by eating vegetarian. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3735 That must be our meat lover’s deconstructed ratatouille. With broccoli?! 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3736 Definitely grass-fed 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3737 Honey, can you believe that throuple… not one starch. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
3738 Well, when you think about it.... 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
3739 I think they are still technically vegetarians 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3740 " I knew it. That vegetarian business was all for show." 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
3741 …never mind dear, I’m not vegetarian… 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
3742 Didn't they learn the food cycle? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3743 Keto veggies dining out 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3744 They are always hungry when they're stewed. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3745 Whaddya starin' at, I'm a humanitarian. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3746 Don't look - they're vegan! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3747 Oh, crap, Tom, I think a slice of your brother's in here. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
3748 I don’t know if it’s humility or just poor self-promotion. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3749 And they call this a health-food restaurant? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3750 We gave each of them pieces of DNA from me and the Venus Flytrap plant. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3751 Is tbe short one even a vegetable? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3752 And that's why they call this place The Vegetable's Revenge. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3753 They’re meeting Mr. Potato Head later for dessert” 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3754 I bet they aren’t eating plant based meat 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3755 What the damn vegans don’t know won’t hurt them. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3756 what's all this "beef" about? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
3757 Oh, so that's how Peter Rabbit ends 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3758 My mother used to say - combining meats with vegetables will make a healthy and wholesome dinner 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3759 Their table manners are so carnivorous—they 'shut up and eat.' 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3760 I appreciate that the restaurant does its own twist on grass-fed beef. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3761 Renegage vegans 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3762 I saw that ‘heart healthy’ steak salad on the menu. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3763 He’s their token broccoli friend. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3764 And to think I had just overheard them bonding over being plant-based 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3765 This is not what I thought they meant when they said ‘plant based’ 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3766 Which side do you think they ordered? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3767 That’s ridiculous. Tomato are fruit. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3768 It’s a vegi-contrarian restaurant. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3769 Doctor Moreau will be joining them for dessert. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3770 The lady over there sureehad a bad hair day 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3771 At least their not cannibals. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3772 Make it quick guys, we've been made. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3773 There’s a lot to be said for being a carnivore. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3774 It appears they weren't taught to eat their vegetables. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3775 Honey, but I’ve been dining with a vegetable at home since we were married. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3776 Do they have arteries? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3777 At least are not cannibals 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3778 Well, it is a vegan restaurant... 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
3779 Well, they can't eat vegetables 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
3780 The guy the glasses, yeah we dated for a while until I thought he gave me a UTI, but, you know, that's what happens with asparagus. Fucking $20 copay to hear my doctor laugh. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
3781 I understand they want to set an example. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3782 They’re calling it the Vegan-Keto diet. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3783 I’m worried about these GMO’s creating Frankenfruit but they can use cutlery? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3784 Should they have white wine or red? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
3785 Remind me why we became vegetarians? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3786 Well, at least vegetarians aren't full of themselves. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3787 What are the odds that 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3788 They don't have to worry about cholesterol. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3789 Does eating meat make them gassy? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3790 The waitress tells me they abhor cannibalism. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3791 At least they're not vegetarians. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3792 So, THAT'S what it's like to be a vegetarian! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3793 Uh huh. They’re snooty now. Little do they know they’re next on the menu. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3794 I hope at least it's free ranging organic grass fed. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3795 Just like your friends: vegan in name only! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3796 Wait until they are done eating the meat,then we pounce on them! That will be a healthy meal. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3797 Is an argument between two vegans, still called a beef? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
3798 Shoulda known. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3799 I’m envious; they don’t need to worry about cholesterol.” 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3800 We’ll show them farm to table. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3801 What do they know that no one is telling us? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3802 Dr Oz's crudites have expensive taste. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3803 I thought you had to wear at least casual attire to eat here. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3804 The revenge of the Megans... 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3805 Crudités - at least they’re not cannibals. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
3806 I'm afraid to wonder what they're eating. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3807 No wonder I'm not losing weight as a vegetarian. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
3808 See, everybody needs protein! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3809 We had ordered before them 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3810 Relax, wadaya think we're doin when yous guys'r eating yer vegetables? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3811 Must be carnivore Monday. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3812 Clearly, "you are NOT what you eat." 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3813 Just think, to some people we actualy taste better than this! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3814 I like my steak with fries. 1.2222 0.06915 72 62 4 6
3815 I thought they were meatans until I spotted the hamburger bun. So they're meatatarians. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3816 Even vegetables have cheat days. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3817 Did they really think we’re naturally rich in iron? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3818 You boys, eat your meat! Or I'll roast the hell out of ya. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3819 There's nothing as sweet as meaty revenge. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
3820 Do you ever wonder about the source of their animal proteins? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3821 Where's a juicer when you need one? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3822 What? Did you think they were vegetarians? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3823 Eat your vegetables. Yeah,ok. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3824 No wonder organic vegetables taste so good. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3825 Looks like “from farm to table” by way of the barn 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3826 Nice to see that the chef feeds his side help well. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3827 I always wondered why it had a sign saying "Reserved / Vege-Table" 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3828 Those vegetables look steamed. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3829 I'm not a vegetarian. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
3830 Literally, they serve Vegan! 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3831 The crudité in Pennsylvania is just outrageous these days. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3832 Look, honey! A beefsteak tomato! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3833 What did you expect? We’re at an olive garden. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
3834 ...and should we eat more vegetables? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
3835 Well, I’ll be damned. Vegetables are healthy because they eat meat…. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3836 « Organic food has gone so cocky lately » 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3837 Like my mother always said, “Even vegetables love meat.” 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3838 Is that a veggie burger? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3839 You can see they aren't vegan. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3840 I heard they’re heading up the anti-vegan movement. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3841 If OUR GMO plans work they won't be eating our relatives anymore. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3842 Watch yourself ! The Vegetarians at the next table look dangerous 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3843 So much for the Mediterranean diet. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3844 If I eat another broccoli stalk I'm going to turn into one! 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
3845 Remember how WE used to eat GMO's. Now THEY'RE eating us. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3846 I don't like the way those vegans are staring at us. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3847 No wonder they look so healthy! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3848 I guess its not vegan after all 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3849 Look honey, Producers! Have you ever seen Thembivore at this restaurant? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3850 Wait vegetables aren't vegetarian 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3851 Love the enthusiasm 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3852 If I hear 'eat your veggies' one more time I'm going to scream. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3853 Farmers' market rogue agents--funded by a Swiss chard secret account 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3854 I guess they can't very well eat any of their own kind. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3855 Where do you think we get our protein? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3856 Did they expect us to be cannibals or something? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3857 I wonder what they're beefing up for... 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3858 How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yet meat?! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3859 Marge, Don's stare.... it's really a nothing burger. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3860 Wine? No, they’re having a V8 pairing dinner. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3861 Now, that's what I call irony! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3862 lET'S EAT,DON'T THINK ANYONE IS LOOKING. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3863 You wouldn’t even know it’s not human! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3864 Veganomics envy 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3865 I wonder if they started with the Antipasto? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3866 It makes sense actually. I mean, cows and chickens don’t eat other cows and chickens. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3867 “Is that hypocrisy or self-preservation?” 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3868 Healthy is as healthy does. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3869 I can't wait to tell all my pompous vegan friends about this. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
3870 Well, I'd say that "Impossible" brand actually lives up to the hype 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3871 I think we'll skip the minestrone. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3872 I feel like an idiot for being a vegetarian. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
3873 Call Oz. Tell him that the carrot bunch never showed. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3874 Crudités got nothing on these fellas 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
3875 Is this why vegetables look so big at the grocery store these days? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
3876 I guess when you are a vegetable you only eat meat 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3877 Honey, what's wrong with this picture? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3878 Protein is soooo important! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3879 Wait. Isn’t that the new neighbor? Should we go say Hi? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3880 Sometimes I worry we're reinforcing what we hate most about the system. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3881 So much for going vegan. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3882 Eat up before they eat us. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3883 Well Todd, it certainly makes you think. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3884 They are judging us for not eating a plant base diet. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3885 Of course they didn't get the fries, they're not cannibals. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3886 They are fresh and crunchy ! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3887 So when we eat vegetables, are we also eating meat? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3888 I do believe that curly headed guy is eating a veggie burger!!! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3889 Becoming a Vegan is a big meatsteak 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3890 It's a revenge meal. Experts are saying it takes too much water to grow them. Irrigation will now be nightcrawlers! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3891 They're having the meat and three vegetables special 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3892 Appears to be a real cornucopia of guests tonight. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3893 They don't serve carrots I am told. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3894 What are THEY eating? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3895 No red wine? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3896 That would be ironic if it weren't so frightening. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3897 It's their new "garden to table" menu 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3898 Let’s go, Joyce. I can’t stand these posers any longer! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3899 That’s not what I meant when I said vegetables on the side 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3900 I thought they didn't serve food here. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3901 Hmmm, maybe you aren't what you eat after all. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
3902 You'd think he was being forced to eat his veggies." 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3903 So now we know, plant-based beings are carnivores! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3904 Undoubtedly, this is a dish best served cold. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3905 They say we look Ukranian, but broccoli does not grow there, nor does asparagus. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3906 They opted for beef, not crudités. Must be from Pennsylvania. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3907 Well, they don’t like having smelly pee. How ironic. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3908 They grew up on a farm. So who’s gonna tell a tomato not to take a liking to a cow? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3909 Do the vegans know about this ? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3910 Finger food. How gauche. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3911 Don't you think they're taking the farm-to-table concept too seriously? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3912 Human burgers and steaks- fabulous! Who would have thought, right? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3913 I wonder if they eat fish ? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3914 This doesnt have gluten in it, does it? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3915 I've never seen such crudité! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3916 I guess they need more irony in their diet. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3917 Do you think they're all meatans? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3918 Who knew that was their vegan option! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3919 I guess they don’t believe that “revenge is a dish best eaten cold” 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3920 What did they think we ate...each other. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3921 This isn't what I thought farm to table meant. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3922 Crudités turn out to be meat eaters? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3923 Leave it to Broccoli to order a plant based burger, look how much he’s enjoying it “ 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3924 They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but in my opinion medium-rare is the sweet spot. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
3925 I think I am going to be sick but I had to try it just once. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3926 Looks like the Beefsteak is in and invited a couple of associates. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3927 I think they must be on a keto diet. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3928 That's what I always thought. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3929 Now this is how you end a lifelong water fast; great call Broc” 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3930 Yeah? Well, I never believed calabrese was so healthy. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3931 Never seen carniveggies before 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3932 So I’m confused- does this mean we’re NON-vegetarian?? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3933 Planet of the Vegetables 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3934 They are not supposed to eat meat at the VegeTable 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3935 They are checking us out like we should be vegetarians. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3936 - Delicious vegetables! - Tomato is a fruit. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3937 Seems like the food pyramid keeps changing. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3938 Veggie table? Not so much. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3939 Look at those carnivores! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3940 The waiter seemed confused when we gave him our order after telling him we chose this place because of the sign in the window that says 'We serve fresh vegetables. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3941 The reviews raved about a ‘farm to table’ experience. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3942 What a bunch of brute vegetables. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3943 It's a scientific study sponsored by the Jolly Green Giant. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3944 When shall we three meat again? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3945 I told you we should have gone to the place without the salad bar. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3946 I think they got our order! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3947 Maybe I shouldn't have ordered the vegan option. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3948 I told you—it’s climate change. And it’s not looking good for us… 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3949 I guess they're making up for lost prime. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3950 We’ll be lucky if we get out of here alive, how many times have I told you to never reserve a table next to vegetarians? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3951 They must be on the Paleo diet too. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3952 Eat all of your meat if you want to get some dessert. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3953 Well…?” “Done. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3954 Bizzaro world. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3955 Even vegans need a break 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3956 I always wondered where vegetables go to meat. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3957 You wouldn't expect them to eat their own, would ya? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3958 At least they aren't using salt. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3959 Wait, ‘til those meatheads discover he’s a fruit. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3960 Which one of us do you think will be the next new “hot” side dish? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3961 We can still order the broccoli if you’re brave enough 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3962 They're really taking this farm-to-table thing seriously here. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3963 Finely we are eating what actually we want to eat 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3964 Meat-eaters! How crudite! 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3965 Live everyday like it’s your last, I guess. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3966 See those guys over there? That's my abdominal CT scan in action. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3967 It makes you wonder what the vegetarian menu looks like 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3968 If kids continue to not eat their veggies, the food chain will soon become unbalanced. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3969 Well...so much for you are what you eat. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
3970 Oh, the hypocrisy......the one eating the burger is my nutritionist! 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
3971 Eating strange food, are they? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3972 It's so hard to be vegan, there are animal byproducts in everthing! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3973 Looks like a pair of climate change deniers to me, wait till they meet the beetroot waiting for them outside 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3974 If they can wolf down prime steaks and juicy burgers, please tell me what we're doing eating this plant-based crap and drinking this lousy vegan wine. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
3975 They are esteemed vegetables honey, we shouldn't judge. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
3976 As a vegan, I am very offended. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3977 I can't believe they're eating that raw. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3978 Why do I feel guilty? They certainly don't. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3979 How is it that the Veggies get to enjoy themselves without any guilt " 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
3980 Dr. Oz says the lot of us are worth over $20,and it 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
3981 Don't ask what the meat is that they're eating. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
3982 It’s their last meal of choice before going into a vegan dish. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
3983 They look fresh from the CRISPR. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3984 Did you hear about artichoke? Heart arrest. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
3985 They’re looking at us like we’re a bunch of nuts! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3986 So that’s how V8 juice is made. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3987 Dunno. I don’t like their meatier than thou attitude. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3988 All because the cow said “tah-mah-toe”. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3989 Fellas, we have to stop meating like this 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
3990 Well... That's Obama's America for you! 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
3991 Look at those faces: not Vegan 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3992 Looks like nobody ever told them to eat their veggies. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3993 I don’t care that they’re vegetarians. It’s their damned holier-than-thou attitude. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3994 Human Flesh Dishes are Tasty and Healthy! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3995 Eat your meat, Henry. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3996 I’m glad they didn’t invite Onion! He can be overpowered! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3997 Faketerians 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3998 Having them eat meat is sorta scary, but nothing compared to what they did with Mr. Onion. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3999 Well, anyway, that’s three out of five. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4000 Does this mean that Dr. Oz is coming to this restaurant tonight? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4001 Uh-oh - I think they’re vegetarians! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4002 Such hypocrisy, those vegans are carnivorous. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4003 Who are we to judge? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4004 As long as they’re not drooling, we’re safe. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4005 Who knew GMOs would lead to this? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4006 No wonder they only eat meat. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4007 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4008 I'm not surprised the broccoli doesn't seem to like the flavor. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4009 I never would have put them all together with beef. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4010 The farm to table trend has gone too far. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4011 Now, that looks like a happy family. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4012 These meals are a stark reminder to us all of the beautiful taste of vegetables So let's survey the folks at the other table 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4013 The "Meat-y" Affair! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
4014 Supposedly it's all water-based. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4015 How about: “Eating meat makes better lovers??? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4016 And they call themselves vegans??!!! What hypocrites!! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4017 Let's go for it and order a salad. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4018 It's just barbaric. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4019 Vegan meat eaters. Now there's a switch. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
4020 They're the latest product from Beyond Veggies. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4021 Thank god we didn't take Johnson & Johnson Sweetpea. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4022 That’s what happens if you eat too many vegetables 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4023 So...eating meat can turn you into a vegetable? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4024 What, did you expect us to be vegan? 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4025 You'd think they'd set a better example. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4026 I swear to God, you can't enjoy a decent meal these days without listening to a bunch of whining vegans.. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4027 I've always thought that Beefsteak tomato is a bad influence. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4028 I hope that burger doesn’t have ketchup in it 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4029 You noticed? they skipped the salad course. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4030 The meat-stuffed vegetables here are fabulous. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4031 Well, that certainly gives a whole new meaning to paleobotany. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4032 Wow, they truly are anti-OX-idants… 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4033 « The wheel of fortune keeps spinning buddies. » 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4034 Hey, Steve, let's finish our salad and leave quietly. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4035 Rise of the GMO veg 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
4036 This must be one of those plant-based restaurants everyone's been talking about 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4037 That tomato looks incredibly fresh. Shall we order another burger? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4038 I guess every living thing has a carnivorous side to it. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4039 Who would have thought they'd be meat eaters. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4040 It’s the leers that bother me. They’re drinking V-8. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4041 I told you that the vegetable people are not cannibals. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4042 I'd be a vegan, but an hour after you eat you're hungry again. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4043 Well I guess it's better that, than the other way around. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4044 Liberty and justce for all 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4045 Inverted pyramid 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4046 At least we're not gluten free 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4047 So ... if you are what you eat ... remind me why we're vegan? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4048 Ah, even these vegetarians had to resort to meat. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4049 I hate broccoli. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4050 Just act normal,they won't call the vegan board of ethics. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4051 I love eating vegetarian. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4052 So, fruit and vegetables do have a suggested dietary inclusion for beef. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4053 I wonder if they all go to the same barber? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4054 I don't agree with them. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4055 But,how does this affect LeBron 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4056 You did warn me this place was strictly vegetarian. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4057 Of course they eat meat. They're not cannibals! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4058 Thank God no one ordered the people burger. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4059 I bet their mothers didn't push them to eat their veggies 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4060 I can’t wait to tell Karen she’s a hipocrite. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4061 ‚That’s a food for thought, isn’t it?’ 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4062 All veggies and vegans are welcome here! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4063 I know it's natural, but do they have to do it in public like this? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4064 Do to others what you would have them do to you” Matthew 7:1 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4065 Carniverous, crociferous boor! At least he could remove his crown! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4066 That broccoli is vegan. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4067 Cows have been eating us for hundreds of years. Revenge is sweet.... and surprisingly delicous! 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4068 How do they expect to pay for their meals, they have no pockets. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4069 They say going humanitarian is great for the environment. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4070 That's truely a beefsteak tomato! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4071 I think I’ll have the steak 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4072 Told ya. You get quicker service if you don't order the salad. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4073 What did you expect, Muriel? Cannibals 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4074 Ha! Damn vegetarians. Jokes on them! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4075 What kind of wine did we order again? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4076 They really take farm to table seriously here 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4077 And who do those vegetarians think they're helping? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4078 Fuck those vegans. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4079 In Soviet Russia, veggies eat you! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4080 It's Beyond Me --!!! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4081 You hear about it, but you never think you'll see it for yourself. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4082 I guess even food groups can have differences of opinion. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4083 Aren’t they thirsty? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4084 Not a word to our vegan friends. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4085 So does this mean my salad isn’t vegan? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4086 You can always spot Out-of-Towners 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4087 You're right. That WOULD be cannibalism. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4088 Sorry, I couldn't help it. It's plant-based meat, and I just love conundrums. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4089 It looks like vegan payback. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4090 The tables have turned. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4091 How nice that they've evolved beyond cannibalism. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4092 Don't look now, but dinner has arrived at the next table. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4093 Vegetables have the worst table manners! Eating with their hands, holding their cutlery the wrong way round." 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4094 Stop looking at the veg table. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4095 This definitely changes how I think about plant proteins. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4096 It’s another I say tomato you say tomato joke. It is never I say asparagus you say asparagus. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4097 Great, I’ve lost my appetite and they’re sucking up the oxygen in the room! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4098 See honey, told you climate would bring in new residents. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4099 Don’t look, the cannibals are staring at us. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4100 I think they got our red wine. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4101 Remind me not to make a reservation at one of these plant-centric restaurants again 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4102 Manure may be good for you, but I'd rather chew this. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4103 Those organic nutrients need to come from somewhere… 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4104 Yeah they said they were from Vermont” @zjhaggerty @accsmit 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4105 I always thought they were vegetarians! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4106 Vegans. I guess you really ARE what you eat. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4107 Yeah, we eat meat. Did you think we ate our own! 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4108 They look pretty serious. Do you suppose that ratatouille failed to show up? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4109 Don't stare! It's veggies day off 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4110 How do you like those vegans. Just when no one is looking, they're eating meat. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4111 See, THAT'S how you fertilize effectively. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4112 I get the beefsteak tomato. But the other two??? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4113 I just use compost in my garden. I guess I've been doing it wrong. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4114 Really? At a vegan restaurant! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4115 Their cholesterols must be through the roof 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4116 They must be on that tech bro diet 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
4117 Ironic...I was just thinking about eating healthier 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4118 You'd think they'd have the good sense not to show off. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4119 It appears they have a beef with vegetarians 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4120 And for dessert,I bet they order the minced meat pie. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4121 Depending on the chef's mood, he may or may not give them a last meal request. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4122 What do you think their deal is? You think it's a throuple situation, or do you think they're, like, just homies? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4123 They're really relishing their meals. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4124 Should we hide our vegetables? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4125 Remember the good old days when GMO referred to food? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4126 So this is what they meant by revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4127 And what’s worse, I bet they don’t even care whether or not that’s non-GMO beef. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4128 I feel like a cannibal ! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4129 You would think they'd eat healthier. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4130 I know we are supposedly not sentient, but those ugly looks at my veggie burger is pretty painful. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4131 Even the vegetables get a cheat day 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4132 This restaurant has taken the farm-to-table concept a little too far! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4133 This ain't funny. I'm outta here! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4134 They’ve been plotting revenge since they learned where fertilizer comes from. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4135 I guess they serve the veggies family style. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4136 'I'm so done with those vegans in the back' 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4137 They must be starved for extra protein. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4138 I thought we booked a table in the organic section? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4139 How do they think we get this healthy? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4140 I am starting to believe that our talents are going to waste. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4141 Mr. Asparagus looks fit but he left butter all over the machine at the gym. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4142 Let's eat quickly, unless they order a salad. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4143 Still, too much TV didn't turn them into couch potatoes 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4144 I told you, you are not what you eat. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4145 I think my days of ordering ‘Broccoli Beef’ are over. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4146 Next thing you know they'll be letting the fruits in here! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4147 I think they are trying to tell us something. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4148 Don't mansplain me Harold, that's just ridiculous. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4149 Those vegans just give me the creeps! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4150 We’re ‘practicing’ vegans and this is only a cheat meal. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4151 See, I told you this would happen if we radiated vegetables. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4152 This must be a farm to table restaurant. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4153 Eating the competition is worse than I thought it would be. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4154 But honey, that is meat and two veg! The tomato is a fruit! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4155 Talk about a bunch of hypocrites 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4156 Think they'd switch tables? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4157 I thought vegetables liked to be eaten. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4158 an anti-vegetarian meal 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4159 I think the broccoli ordered the faux meat burger. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4160 Angry?? Of course they are. You would be too if you got rejected for everything including today’s soup pot. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4161 I’m surprised they ordered steak. It’s a Friday fish fry. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4162 Let's eat, miles to go before we eat next time! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4163 VENI VIDI VEGGIE 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4164 Well, now I know what I eat eats. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
4165 We've got to save our species! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
4166 Fresh! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
4167 Now do I have to feel guilty eating vegetables, too? 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
4168 My point is that even two out of three fruits and veggies are choosing a low-carb lifestyle. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
4169 I told you they have good taste. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
4170 Exactly how do they think we get the protein we need to grow? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4171 I should have ordered what they're having. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4172 V.P. Harris has really exposed the root caused problems. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4173 I was getting so tired of all those folks who eat chicken claiming to be vegetarian. Who knew that steak was part of a vegetarian diet, too. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4174 And they said to eat healthy pfft 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4175 Gazpacho gone macho. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4176 These vegans are pretty tasty! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4177 who need they vegetabussy ate 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4178 I heard it’s called Soylent green. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4179 They can’t expect us to eat members of our vegetable family. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4180 It appears the tables have turned. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4181 I’ve just got to give the photosynthesis thing a rest once in a while. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4182 They are eating vegan style. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4183 They’re vegetarians 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4184 Well, they're intelligent enough to be ordering meat. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4185 Even veggies are rotten to the core these days. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4186 Oh, so that's why our veggie patties taste so good - 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4187 But babe, wouldn't you be more concerned if those vegetables were eating other vegetables? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4188 So that's how they make the stuffed peppers. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4189 We almost became gazpacho. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4190 This plant-based meat tastes like the real thing. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4191 Don’t stare, it’s just a food group. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4192 Those veggies tres are displaying a lot of crudity. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4193 Did they expect we were vegetarians? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4194 ”Delicious.” “Amazing.” “Who needs vegetables?!” 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4195 Revenge of the sides. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4196 Is it that some people’s pee doesn’t smell, or that they just can’t smell the pee? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4197 They’re anemic, so they’re on a high-irony diet. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4198 My vegan friends will not be happy to hear about this. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4199 Not sure about you, but I think I’m really high… 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4200 They're not eating veggies, right now." 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4201 Revenge of the fruits and vegetables! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4202 I think that burger is Aunt Karen. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4203 Snowball and Napoleon never saw this coming! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4204 They say that if you close your eyes, you forget that it's all soy-based. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4205 Well, if I had their lifespan I'd eat like that too. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4206 I suppose we couldn't expect them to be cannibals. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4207 We’ll show them let’s eat this prime ribeye! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4208 I suspect they're vegetarians. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4209 We are safe as long as we don't order tomato, broccoli or asparagus. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4210 Who would've thunk .. they're chowing-down on beef! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4211 They must have flipped for the steaks; Broc lost and got the burger. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4212 I have no regrets. It was either us or them. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4213 Without dressing they won't eat salad. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4214 Looks like the Vegans have fell off the wagon 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4215 It's two T-bones and a hamburger! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4216 I always thought it was “Eat veggies!”, not “Eat, Veggies!” 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4217 You know, I think these cannibals are eating veggie burgers 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4218 Rejected Chick-fil-A mascots 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4219 They do this every February 29. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4220 If it's plant-based meat, is it cannibalism? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4221 I told you they had good salads. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4222 So you AREN'T what you eat. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4223 Mmm, the meat is so delicious! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4224 What did you expect? They are not cannibals you know. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4225 I think I just gave up being a vegan. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4226 They lost the Fruit of the Loom audition; They should have worn their colors. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4227 That's no veggie burger. They're straight up carnivores. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4228 "I happen to know they're vegans." 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4229 Have you tried the new Possible-Steak yet? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4230 Honey, there’s a perfect example of taking this vegetarian thing too far! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4231 No,dear,I don’t thin it is a good idea to ask them to eat with us. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4232 I mean, why else would you be called a "steak tomato"?! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4233 Helen look at all the red meat at that table! That beef steak tomato is a real influencer! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4234 They'll do anything to gain favor in this country. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4235 Your a " genius " you told the chef to serve the "Italica " table and he recognised you 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4236 They hate animals. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4237 Everyone has their breaking point. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4238 I guess they need more iron. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4239 I suppose that's why he goes by Beefsteak. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4240 In theory, trickle-down gastronomics seems sound; but in practice, I’m disgusted 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4241 Let's see how they like being eaten 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4242 Which one is Dustin Hoffman? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4243 Where do they think we get the energy to carry the vegetarian movement? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4244 Why are they using the wrong knife. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4245 Carrots likely prefer chicken or fish. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4246 Now I know why we were told to eat our vegetables 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4247 They're not trial lawyers; they aren't eating their young. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4248 I just have to say that those hairstyles are offensive. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4249 Looks like those people are shocked to see vegetables who are not vegan! 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
4250 This world is getting sicker by the minute. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4251 They were appalled by the vegan options. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4252 Some nerve they have telling us to eat our vegetables! We're not cannibals. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
4253 The vegetable mafia after a “pruning”. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4254 Those are the veggies I just ordered, but they’ve got their own table. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4255 Don’t eat your vegetables 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4256 No one's going to tell me to eat my vegetables. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4257 Where's a Veg-O-Matic when you need it?! Circle of life, baby! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4258 No one orders the sides. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4259 doc says I'm low on cholesterol 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4260 I won't touch an Impossible burger! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4261 Those Cannibals ordered Carrot Cake for dessert! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4262 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4263 See? He ordered a veggieburger. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4264 See. Mixed veggies just aren’t right. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4265 Hmph! Elbows on the table. That's one brash brassicus if you ask me. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4266 The raw food movement has gone too far! Where are their pants!? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4267 Are they crudités or a vegetable tray? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4268 I knew this would happen. Those 4-H contests have gotten out of hand. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4269 Ready to win this culture war? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4270 Looks like beefsteak tomato has a couple converts. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4271 Whenever I eat plant-based I worry it’s someone that I knew. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4272 They don't look so healthy to me. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4273 It’s the Beyond Meat tasting menu. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4274 The definition of irony. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4275 You have to eat your meat before you can have dessert 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4276 The side dishes are competing with the main course. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4277 Yes, the two of us have a steak in this restaurant. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4278 When crudité goes out to eat 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4279 This beyond meat thing is getting ridiculous 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4280 You distract them, I’ll call Dr. Oz. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4281 Charles, stop starring at the Live Action Vegans 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4282 And just like that, the side dishes have turned the table. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4283 Damn vegans! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4284 So you AREN'T what you eat, after all! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4285 At least I talked them out of the side order of home fries. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4286 It's those hypocritical Crudites again. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4287 Well, they did kinda warn us about GMOs. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4288 I’ll bet they were thrown out of the garden. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4289 Let's leave. It looks like they serve genetically modified food here! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4290 Veggie see, vegemite. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4291 I guess Meatless Monday isn’t right for everyone. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4292 Well I'm certainly not going to judge them for eating vegans. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4293 Would you feel more comfortable watching them cannibalize their own? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4294 I bet they don’t have a problem with cholesterol. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
4295 I guess not always you are what you eat 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4296 . “I told you to ask for your t-bone rare.” 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4297 I'll ask the waiter what kind of mushrooms they put in the risotto. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
4298 Not sure how this will affect my sales. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
4299 This happens every time I order the mushrooms. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
4300 And they complain about how we taste? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
4301 This sure is a tough one to digest. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
4302 Bet it’s plant based 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
4303 That's not what I meant when I asked for vegetables on the side! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
4304 You can always spot the vegetarians in a restaurant. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
4305 Don’t they know in Pennsylvania we eat burgers not crudités. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
4306 Those over there? They call them flexitarians. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4307 No! Tomato is a fruit. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4308 I think he’s vegan. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4309 Well think about it - they don't have to worry about weight, cholesterol, or the stigma of eating their own. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4310 Tomato isn’t only one that can be a steak vegetable! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4311 I wonder what they're eating? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4312 Are you glad you didn't stay with the 'vegetarian' menu now? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4313 Your steaks...my burger...it all tastes so much better cold! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4314 That's Beefsteak Tomato, Brocolli Rob, and Gus the Spear... the most notorious underworld food group. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4315 Yeah, I tried being a vegan for a while, but boy did I miss my beef!" 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4316 Hey - what happened to ‘you are what you eat’?! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4317 I simply do not understand the raw food movement. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4318 I guess turnip about is fair pay. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4319 The one who thought we should come to earth as vegetables was stupid. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4320 Whatever became of "You are what you eat." ? 1.2041 0.08237 49 43 2 4
4321 I guess you wouldn't expect them to eat their own young. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4322 They seem to relish every bite. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4323 Tastes like bacon 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4324 I guess you can’t have sunlight for dinner. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4325 well, that is ‘rare’ 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4326 Are these steaks free range? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4327 I didn’t know there was beefsteak asparagus, too. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4328 They've never been the same since they cancelled Veggie Tales. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4329 If you are what you eat,I suppose they aren't humanitarians 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4330 Well what do you expect, Frank - they're going to eat their own children? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4331 What'd you expect? They're Canadian. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4332 DNA analysis revealed they are part Venus fly trap. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4333 Sure, it's a group now. As soon as our steak arrives, they'll become a mob. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4334 I assumed they would be vegan, too, but it’s impolite to stare.” 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4335 I'm concerned about the potato. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
4336 Rules for thee I guess 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4337 Well I'll be damned, we won't be having them for dinner. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4338 We are going to get even with those vegetarians! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4339 why the is the asparagus wearing glasses 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
4340 Cause the entree ain’t as good without something on the side.”—Fabolou 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4341 I told you not to order the salads! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4342 Everyone’s got their demons, even the vegetarians. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4343 I think we may safely assume their meals are not plant-based. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4344 Lucky bunch! They don’t have to eat themselves. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4345 Vegimites 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4346 They must have eaten all their vegetables. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4347 This vegan thing is getting out of hand. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4348 Are they eating meat? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4349 Makes me rethink “eating the rainbow” 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4350 Something’s wrong with this picture! They’re having meat! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4351 Revenge tastes more savory than sweet. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4352 I always knew vegans had dark secrets. I just didn't know how dark. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4353 My goodness, the roughage in this place. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4354 They say eating this human being will help us lose weigh. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4355 Just look at them! Such hypocrites. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4356 It's time for our weekly escape from "no meat". 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4357 Everything here is locally sourced. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4358 We eat them while they're alive, so I guess turnabout is fair play. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4359 I told you not to order the veggie burger! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4360 Do you think the vegetarians know? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4361 Looks like GMO's gone way off the rails. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4362 I see why you have a beef with vegetarians. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4363 Isn’t bacon their guilty pleasure? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4364 Vegetarians or vegans?" 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4365 « That looks like Carl » 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4366 What did they expect? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4367 Well, would you look at them! Consuming vegetable corpses. For shame! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4368 More like rudité, am I right 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4369 This is our tooth. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4370 They act as if they've never seen escargot eaten before 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4371 Well, they're obviously not vegetarians. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4372 I've had it with these plant based menus. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4373 I like the way they stare when I order the impossible burger 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4374 I didn’t know this place served meat based plants. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4375 Vegetables are murder. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4376 We should have left him at the roots 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4377 Oh, those those snooty vegans. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4378 I hope that they are not eating Beyond Meat. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4379 And I thought when the dish ran away with the spoon we would be rid of these problems forever. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4380 All this bulking won't stop their imminent shredding. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4381 If you don't eat them, they'll eat you 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4382 The flesh near the bone isn't as tender as it used to be. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4383 Pay no attention to them. We have every right to ask for free range meats. After all, this isn’t Cracker Barrel, for Heaven’s sake! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4384 Should we get the bruschetta to-go instead? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4385 They may be vegetables,but they’re sure not vegetarians. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4386 No one likes to be sidelined. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4387 Carnivorous vegetables? Now I've seen everything. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4388 Larry, Curly, and Moe? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4389 I'd have expected them to avoid red meat in their diets. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4390 At least we know we’re not eating Uncle Charley! 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4391 It's nice to see a bunch of guys who are not afraid to risk a little coronary heart disease. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4392 The revenge of the vegetables 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4393 Paleo 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4394 I could have sworn they’d be vegetarians. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4395 Their parents must've taught them to eat their meat. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4396 Look over there. I wanted a burger and the waiter told you they were out of prime rib. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4397 I’m green with envy. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
4398 I guess their parents never made them eat their vegetables. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4399 That’s the Johnsons over there? Crazed vegetarians. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4400 If they are eating veggies, isn't that cannibalism? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4401 It's their day off 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4402 Do veggie burgers use broccoli? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4403 I don't think they want salad. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4404 Revenge tastes so sweet. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4405 If you are what you eat, we can't win 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4406 I would have expected them to be vegans. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4407 The couple at table two is shocked we’re not vegan. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4408 Just your garden variety foodies, out for a steak dinner 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4409 l wonder if they like their steaks rare,or well done 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4410 And one's a fruit, too. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4411 They're certainly not vegetarians! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4412 I guess they're a "do what I say, not what I do" group. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4413 I thought this place was vegetarian only 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4414 They say ‘You are what you eat.’ I guess they went too far. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4415 I guess it wouldn't hurt if we had the cheesecake. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4416 The review did say it had vegetables served naked. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4417 they abhor anyone not carnivore James Fuld Jr New York City, NY 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4418 I guess cheat days now include identity. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4419 They MUST be vegetarians who have gone rogue. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4420 Guess if you are a vegetable, you don’t want to take a chance on eating your mother. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4421 And we're vegan. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4422 They were tired of cow manure being dumped on them. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4423 They must be in their salad days 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4424 Here's the meat 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4425 If our kids ever see these three, their diets are doomed. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4426 Hey, is that Stan? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4427 Well you know what they say, be sure to meet your vegetables. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4428 They used to just be fruits. Now they're everybody! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4429 I saw them in the bar earlier. Well... the Salad Bar. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4430 Good grief even vegetables eat their vegetables! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
4431 Yeah, but they're not drinking so I guess it's OK 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4432 Vegans don’t know what they’re missing! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4433 Eating vegans is so inhumane. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4434 Maybe they're binging after totally over-doing the whole 'Vegan' thing. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4435 Wait! We've been eating what food eats THIS WHOLE TIME?!? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4436 You better hope the people at the next table don’t decide to become vegetarians! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4437 Seems about right. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
4438 Impossible Burger my ass. I’ll take meat any day off the week. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4439 I've always said they were bitter. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4440 Well, now we know. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4441 Since they became “Crudités” they think they can go anywhere. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4442 It must be wonderful not having to worry about food groups. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4443 THE INVASION OF THE TRIFFDS REVISITED 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4444 They like to eat healthy,but want to avoid cannibalism. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4445 I guess it makes sense they're carnivores. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4446 I thought I'd see pigs fly first" 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4447 The beefsteak tomato I can understand,but the others? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
4448 Apostate's at lunch. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4449 Zero conversation! I hope we don’t end up like that… 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4450 Do you think that they would understand that for us vegetarianism is a form of cannibalism? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4451 What do they expect us to eat? We’re not cannibals! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4452 How nice that they can enjoy a balanced meal. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4453 Look, The South Beach Diet is doing Atkins. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4454 I hate how they're so meatier than thou. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4455 What sort of vegetarian restaurant is this serving junk food to their produce?. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4456 Their last common ancestor was a Venus fly trap. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4457 Am glad we skipped the salad 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4458 That’s what healthy eating looks like. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4459 A bit unnerving, if not truly surprising. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4460 I've never liked vegetables with my meat. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4461 I'd heard they sometimes serve rotten vegetables. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
4462 The beefsteak tomato I get. The others? Not so much. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4463 I hope this is gluten- free. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4464 Ironic! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4465 Watch out; they're vegans. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4466 Free-range vegetables do NYC 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4467 Pass me the celery salt. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
4468 Who said that’s Impossible 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4469 If that’s what healthy eating looks like I don’t want any part in it 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4470 Don’t stare. Climate change is coming for all of us. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4471 did you see the way he glared at me when he said "well done." it's not like I'd eat asparagus raw 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4472 Those darn vegetables are eating the main dish! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4473 Why do we always get seated on the side? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4474 I’ll eat after they put down the knives. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4475 I told YOU this wasn’t a Vegan restaurant. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4476 If we are having the salad are they eating… ? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4477 Vegan no more. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4478 The new Fruit of the Loom reps are all GMO free! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4479 Apparently it's a whole new food group." 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4480 They are loading up for our meal. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4481 The subaltern eats. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4482 I like carrot, just not a bunch... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4483 Impossible! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4484 Chicken is better for us 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4485 I hope the check comes before they find out that you ordered the cauliflower. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4486 I guess they consider it cannibalistic to eat vegetables. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4487 What goes around comes around, I guess. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4488 I think I saw photos of them at the Post Office. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4489 Wait ! We want to be eating vegetables not see vegetables eating 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4490 It's such a bummer to meet your childhood heroes. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4491 Well, you said you wanted a “farm to table” place. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4492 Now we know why we like vegetables so much! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4493 Not many of us still not on the 'good for prostrate ' list. Enjoy it 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4494 What do vegetables eat? No, it can't be true. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4495 Talk about garden-variety carnivores." #MyNewYorkerCaption. I think I've entered this same caption earlier but I received no indication nor can I find the contest & other entrants on IG but I've see 1 on IG posted by contestant 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4496 They’re Fetterman fans still mad at Dr Oz 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4497 Looks like Big Ag is doing pretty well for themselves during inflation. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4498 Now that's dedication. They won't even have wine! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4499 It’s high time we start buying organic, Harry. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4500 I knew Patties for Veggies were going to be big 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4501 JUST WHAT COULD THEY BE EATING? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4502 So much for a plant based diet... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4503 If they ate like vegetarians would they be considered cannibals ? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4504 Now finish all your meat or you won't get any dessert. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4505 Caption: "...but then they always ask,where do you get your phytoestrogens??" 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4506 I hope they don't we're vegan. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4507 What a healthy triò, John! I wonder what kind of dressing they use… 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4508 I see the carnivore bunch are here again. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4509 They must've expected us to be cannibals. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4510 There’s a joke here, I can feel it. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4511 No, if they ate from the salad bar, that would be poor etiquette. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4512 Well, at least they're not cannibals. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4513 Those monsters just ordered a salad. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4514 Vegitarians have it best! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4515 The review said it was a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4516 I thought you were what you ate. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4517 I hope they're meatatarians. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4518 Everyone's vegging out tonight. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4519 Apparently it's an 'Impossible' burger, but I'm not buying it one bit... 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4520 Jane and Dan ponder livestreaming this vegetable Karen munch on YouTube or just let it Vegan source scandal slide. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4521 'No, honey, if they were vegetarian, they would be cannibals...' 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4522 Wait long enough,and these vegans will go out for meat. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4523 Gotta make sure we get our daily macros in 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4524 That must be why the waiter said tonight’s special is stuffed vegetables. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4525 Well fine, it may not be your favorite food but at least we're safes here 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4526 Yes but they're not drinking. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4527 I thought superfoods were supposed to be healthy. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4528 Screw Paul McCartney, this is my last Goat Cheese Tart. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4529 That tomato is obviously the token fruit in that group. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4530 Honey now I feel guilty for ordering the steamed vegetables. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4531 I bet the asparagus doesn't get gout. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4532 Oh, just let them stew a bit and they'll settle down. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4533 The anti-woke food hypocrisy is now planted in public view! 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4534 No, I think the wanted poster distinctly mentioned NINE points on the tomato's head. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4535 Apparently those vegetables are carnivores. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4536 I guess the vegans won’t have anything to eat anymore. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4537 Hey how come they are food before us? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4538 Vegetarians are celebrated these days, but everyone still stares at us humanitarians 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4539 I guess if they ate healthier they'd be cannibals. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4540 Watch out. They're vegetarians. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4541 You thought we'd be vegetarians? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4542 I'm betting that there's catsup on the steaks, and mustard on the burger. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4543 Woah! Talk about eating your five a day! Steaks, I mean! Five steaks a day! Right? You get it? Cos they’re vegetables? No? Hang on, let me run that one by you again. *clears throat* Talk about- 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4544 Yes they seem an odd bunch in more ways than one. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4545 It’s high steaks to beef these days. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4546 The only difference between you and them is a hyphen 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4547 I guess that I expected a different sort of vegetarian restaurant 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4548 Patrick,you know darn well this isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a restaurant that serves vegetables. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
4549 This must be why the crudités cost so much. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4550 What's worse –– eating red meat or being a cannibal? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4551 I hate being an object of desire. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4552 It looks like they passed on the fries today. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4553 Don’t they know how unhealthy that is? Yeah, and bad for the environment too! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4554 Salads vs steaks ,green wins . 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4555 Actually if they did eat plant-based, it would be cannibalism. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
4556 I think they misunderstood “farm to table”. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4557 You've heard of vegetarian-fed beef, right? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4558 They’re staring at us like we’re some kind of crudite or something. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
4559 That’s it Mary, I’m going back to eating meat. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4560 I guess if they wanted to eat their own they would’ve joined the Democratic Party. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
4561 They have fallen off the wagon again! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4562 Now I’m not sure my salad is vegan 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4563 Where's the fiber? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
4564 Bunch of f*cking meat heads over there… 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4565 So we're flexitarian. Is that so hard to wrap your head around? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4566 If you want to grow up big and strong, you have to eat your humans. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4567 And I thought they would be vegan. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
4568 So this is what a true vegetarian meal looks like... 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4569 I think Top Banana is going to find this development very interesting. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
4570 Must be a special occasion. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
4571 What would you choose,Kobe beef or photosynthesis 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
4572 How dare they come in from the garden without being washed! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
4573 My diet is strictly paleo. Back to the roots, you know! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
4574 I guess we'd better cancel that salad. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
4575 Beefstake tomato has convinced the others to cross over! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
4576 -And you told vegetables are good! 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
4577 Pay no attention to those vegetarians at the next table! 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
4578 That table eats vegetarians. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
4579 These animals. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
4580 It seems so counter intuitive 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4581 Does this mean we are not technically vegetarians? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4582 They better pace themselves, artichoke-heart disease is the number one killer of vegetables in America. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4583 Salad wasn't included? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4584 I've gotta cut back on my fiber intake, Helen. Vegetables are messing with my perception. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4585 Unheard of! Seeing crudites being served at dinner? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4586 Please tell me that’s not a veggie burger. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4587 Well isn’t this ironic 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4588 I know it's an unreliable sample, but two-thirds of them are left-handed. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4589 This is delicious, too bad Angus never showed up. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4590 No wonder they’re pissed. Look what they’ve got to eat. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4591 If they are so healthy, why didn't they order red wine with dinner. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4592 I think it's Beyond Beef 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4593 Hey Buddy! I bet your wife's name is Vedalia! Cause, you know. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4594 So much for vegetable based proteins 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4595 Ah! Au tartare. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4596 I told you we should not have moved near the nuclear reactor! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4597 The other PETA, eating tasting animals. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4598 That younger generation! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4599 We better rethink dinner. I can’t eat anything with a face. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4600 Those Veggies can eat! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4601 What does this mean for the vegans? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4602 After the crash, all three passengers turned into vegetables 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4603 I wish we hadn't decided to become vegetarians and ordered vegetable soup. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4604 You know what’s worse than self-righteous vegans? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4605 Knowing they only serve grass-fed beef, would that qualify as cannibalism? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4606 Maybe we should order what they ordered. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4607 Are they still called a vegetable platter ? @totalpackhack 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4608 Look at what vegging out gets you! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4609 At least I don't see kale caving to the right-wing pressure to eat meat 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4610 We deserve a cheat day, too. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4611 Ketchup shouldn't count as a vegetable. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4612 Well, they can't eat one of their own... 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4613 You aren’t always what you eat. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4614 That’s the vege table. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4615 Is there meat in their meat? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4616 Well now I don't feel so smug about being a vegan. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4617 Turnabout is fair play. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4618 Boy, they sure are eating high on the hog. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4619 We're here drinking carrot juice and fake meat and those fake vegetarians are over there eating two inch steaks...who's the crazy one? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4620 Hmm, imagine that, no fruit. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4621 Meat Eating Veggie-Tables 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4622 Strctly carnivores, naturally. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4623 Can you believe they still haven’t served us our drinks yet? We’re almost done. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4624 They must be meatarians. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4625 Somehow I thought they’d be more empathetic. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4626 That's what happens when you eat too many vegetables." myoken@umassd.ed 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4627 Don't you think this is carrying the vegetarian restaurant concept a little too far? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4628 "After their waiter mentioned something about essential amino acids, they all decided to order beef!" 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4629 It beats crudités. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4630 If you cant eat ‘em, join ‘em! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4631 Now there's a protean diet for you. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4632 So that’s how they make “I can’t believe it’s not meat?” 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4633 Well, the cow was organic 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4634 I love these high-end farmer's markets. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4635 I suppose even salad gets tired of salad 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4636 I keep telling you, we can only trust the desserts now. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4637 See? Even Veget-TABLE love meat!! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4638 The Australian staple dinner - a couple meet with three veg. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4639 Pasta primavera AND a Caprese salad! Some people have no shame. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4640 I just hate being used politically 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4641 Next time, what say we cut out the middlemen? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4642 Even actual vegetables can't commit to a vegan diet. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4643 Looks like the "Veggies" are having a "Meat & Eat" meeting again. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4644 Reminds me of Revenge of the Nerds 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
4645 Listeria and Salmonella at 9:00! Whaddaya think? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4646 Shoulda guessed it! Everyone eats the meat here!!! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4647 What kind of mushrooms did you say these were? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4648 Just think of how that is clogging their cell membranes... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4649 I bet their parents made them eat a rib-eye with every dinner. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4650 I think they are Keto-vegans. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
4651 The hell with vegan. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4652 Lucky for them we’re not vegetarians. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
4653 No more finding Aunt Phoebe on my plate! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4654 That’s so disturbing I can hardly eat my escargot. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4655 The Revenggie Family 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4656 Egg heads, eh? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4657 I guess after eating dirt all the time, you need a change of scenery. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4658 I assume they are rogue Trumpers. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4659 When vegetables eat meat,are they vegivores or carnivarians? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4660 Suddenly, my vegan meal feels a bit awkward… 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4661 Vegan friendly, not vegan. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4662 There should be more research on the effects of eating synthetic meat. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4663 Vegetarianism is so overrated. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4664 I thought they only served organic vegetables here. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4665 I wish they would stop staring 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4666 Meat-eaters. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4667 Can you blame them for not eating crudité? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4668 They don’t know that the reason they get served first is because they will be part of our main course 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4669 So, while it turns out we are indeed Super Foods, we are definitely not getting a lucrative Marvel contract. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4670 Just when we thought it was safe to eat vegetarian 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4671 Do people still talk about Crossfit? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4672 Well, they can't blame us for global warming now 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4673 Obligate Carnivores. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4674 We are never going back to the previous vegan restaurant, it’s just not safe there” 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4675 ...So as I was saying, the trick is to let is rest for at least 5 minutes before tucking in. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4676 High cholesterol, or cannibalism is not a hard choice. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4677 I think the vegans are looking at us again 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
4678 Will excuse me for not being vegan. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4679 That settles it. I'm having dessert. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
4680 We're not cannibals! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
4681 When they said this was a vegetarian restaurant, I thought they were talking about the food, not diners. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
4682 I read in the tabloids last week that Tomato is actually a fruit." 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
4683 I thought vegetables would have a healthier diet. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
4684 I believe that we have entered a parallel universe. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
4685 They forgot the brussels sprouts. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4686 As long as those are grass-fed, right? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4687 DON'T LOOK NOW BUT i THINK THAT'S THE CAST OF THE MOVIE THE REVENGE OF THE SIDE DISHES!! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4688 They insist it's the real Mediterranean Diet 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4689 Well, Carl, you're always talking about the balance of nature... 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
4690 Let's have Buffet for lunch with veggies joining together as customers!" Kaicheng Cao,Seattle, Wash 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
4691 At least they are their vegetables. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
4692 Dear, is it time to cancel vegetables? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
4693 First the fruits came and took over our neighborhood. Now this? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4694 We might be the desert. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4695 No wonder they can make vegetarian dishes that taste like meat dishes. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4696 I'm tomatobroccoasparatarian myself 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4697 They just got their Lipitor prescriptions. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4698 Oh, is that how they grow plant-based meat? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4699 Huh, who would have thought that vegetables eat meat. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4700 Well, I guess they don’t practice what they preach. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4701 See, honey, everyone has a cheat day. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
4702 No wonder why Avocados are so high in Fat and Calories 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4703 I’m a carnivore, not a cannibal. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4704 Isn't that Ted from Produce? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
4705 Maybe next time those two won’t assume when the flyer says “vegetable meat up” it doesn’t actually mean “vegetarian meet up.” 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
4706 Crudite, my ass! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
4707 Guess we'll see how 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
4708 How come no vegetables to eat at the vegie-table? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4709 Looks like they skipped the vegetarian special”. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4710 Well you didn't expect they'd be cannibals, did you? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4711 I wish we were interesting. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4712 why are they eating meat from the table? I thought they were veggietables. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4713 I bet their Mother did not tell them, “Eat your vegetables!” 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4714 It irritates me that vegetarians are taking up more and more space at restaurants, but their lack of integrity bothers me more. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4715 I just KNEW they couldn't keep that vegan thing going forever... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4716 Carnivorous vegetables? Don't be judgmental. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4717 It makes sense when you consider they wouldn't want to eat one of their own . 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4718 It's that new vegan law firm. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4719 If only the vegetarians knew. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4720 Veggies have realized they've lost the food wars. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4721 I told you this vegan thing would go too far. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4722 Isn't that Herb from your office?" "Can't be. Herb said he was a vegan." "That's definitely Herb from your office. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4723 Should I tell my Vegan friends! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4724 You say tomato, and he says steak - let's call the vegan thing off. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4725 So much for going vegan,huh? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4726 Looks like the veggie platter is off the menu. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4727 Who's to say vegetables cannot be carnivorous 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4728 They're really porking out! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4729 Clearly, they ordered the tomato on the side. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4730 It's just a fad. Something about saturated fat deficiencies. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4731 Vegetarians are such show-offs 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4732 It’s either an existential crisis or vegan porn, but they do seem to be enjoying it. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4733 So when’s the Big E? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4734 This should make us taste better. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4735 I told you going vegan was a bad idea 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4736 Finally we got to eat something free of pesticide ! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4737 This proves my dear, cannibalism is frowned upon in nearly all societies. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4738 Keto Paleo 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4739 Be careful; the people behind you are Vegans 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4740 Where’s the beef? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4741 I know we are the healthy option, and I still crave a burger! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4742 Are they veggin' out or not? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4743 I don't begin to know what to call that! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4744 Vegans' Revenge 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4745 Finally. We’re not eating a relative. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4746 Every time we come, we see more vegans. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4747 I thought it was a vegetarian restaurant, but now I'm not so sure. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4748 Gotta load up on protein,we've got plenty of fiber! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4749 Those damned, hypocritical vegetarians are taking over the world! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4750 Did you ask for vegetables on the side? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4751 We're in OUR section, and...when in Rome.... 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4752 Sure that couple keeps devouring our kindred and yet, We're the cannibals. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4753 Good God, they act like they're on a mission of some kind. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4754 The review did say the chef can do amazing things with vegetables. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4755 Have you read that book,"The Omnivore's Dilemma?" 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4756 That proves my conspiracy theory! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4757 Seems they took the “farm to table” approach quite seriously 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4758 I see it too, but, “You aren’t necessarily what you eat” isn’t what I want to instill in our children. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4759 Other establishments merely claim to be truly Farm to Table. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4760 Just act natural guys! This will surely confuse them… 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4761 See even they don't like to 'eat healthy' 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
4762 Now that table over there looks very interesting. Let’s have a fine bottle of wine sent to their table so we can be invited to join them. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4763 If you eat one, do you die of second hand meat? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4764 Didn't realize vegans loved their meat so much. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4765 I’m still offended they asked if we’d like side salads. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4766 The produce is really fresh here." 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4767 Those guys are really fresh. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4768 You know, if a vegan saw this, his head would probably explode. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4769 They mentioned vegetables on the side, but... 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4770 With the cost of produce,it was actually the cheaper option. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4771 I hear meat-based plants are trending. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
4772 They are veggies, not vegetarians 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4773 That's the Meagans. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4774 Last meal before the chopping block, fellas. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4775 This is the best burger that I've had that I've not been a side dish to. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4776 A vegans endgame: The Ultimate Betrayal 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4777 I wish we could eat as healthy as we look. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4778 Oh ‼️ there are the Greens, don’t look at them , they always want what we have ‼️ 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4779 It looks like they take farm to table cuisine very seriously here. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4780 Do you think they notice this medium rare beefburger? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4781 Screw the optics. If they’re going to eat veggies, I’m eating meat 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4782 So that's how they get their vitamins. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4783 We Have To Stop Meating Like This. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4784 Are you sure there’s meat in this? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4785 It would be even creepier if they were cannibals. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4786 I told you this GMO business would get out of hand! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4787 You know in of them is a fruit 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4788 I’ve heard of beefsteak tomatoes, but what about those other two? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4789 You said going vegetarian would ease my conscience. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
4790 Olive is still with them tonight. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
4791 This place must not be vegan. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4792 Hey Beefsteak! Want some ketchup on that? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
4793 These fad diets are getting ridiculous! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4794 I thought we were going to be a foursome..didn’t anyone ‘call e flour? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4795 I’m not trying to be mean Kevin, but that tomato might want to start think about eating his friends. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4796 That's impossible! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4797 Don’t know what it is, but something odd is going on at that table. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4798 Carnivores? Well that's unexpected. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4799 I guess “You Are What You Eat” only applies in some boroughs. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4800 Maybe we should rethink the Keto Diet” 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4801 And you always say "you are what you eat". 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4802 I always wondered what they ate to make them so big and healthy. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4803 Don’t let them intimidate you: remember, steak IS plant-based’— just one-step removed, that’s all. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4804 I think it's a protest against vegetarians. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4805 So, are you gonna talk to me or keep making eyes at that broccoli? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4806 You're right, they do look like a set of silverware! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4807 I could never eat anything that didn't bleed. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4808 I guess you could call me a humanitarian. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4809 They make it a rule not to eat their friends. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4810 I had a bad relationship with the bushy one. I was too young and my mom pushed me into it. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4811 The Greens are nice folks, but don’t bother them when they’re eating their red meat. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4812 I can't believe they aren't vegetarians? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4813 It’s how they eat corn guilt-free. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4814 We're not cannibals, we chew meet 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4815 Some say veggies today have more protein than they used to 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
4816 Honey, I hope they didn’t hear that we are vegetarian. That asparagus is making me nervous! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
4817 The Venus flytrap role required more preparation than they thought. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
4818 So that's how impossible meat is made. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
4819 My guess is the beefsteak ordered for the table. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
4820 Damn hypocrites. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4821 I hate the way GMO's flaunt their disrespect for the food pyramid in public. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4822 At least they are not cannibals. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4823 This is definitely a different kind of vegetarian restaurant. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4824 Well, it makes sense if you think about it. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4825 Perfect orders! The tomato got the beefsteak, the asparagus got the round tip, and the broccoli got the sloppy Josh! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4826 And they're all eating meat! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4827 See, I told you! The menu is not plant based. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4828 I knew they weren’t vegan; or at least I hoped they weren’t. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4829 At Monsanto's canteen 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4830 Mmm juicy meatiness 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4831 veganism isn't for everyone, john, especially when it means becoming a cannibal 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4832 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4833 Waiter, I asked for a veggie burger. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4834 The boil us, steam us, chop us and even toss us. Fucking liberals, let them stare. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4835 Now we know what gives them that healthy vegan glow! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4836 They don't seem to be enjoying their vegan burgers. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4837 They are still arguing: is tomato a fruit or a vegetable? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4838 And what did I tell you about GMOs? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4839 I hope they're not humanitarians. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4840 Think they're for Oz or Fetterman? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4841 I feel like Potato should be here. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4842 That looks so good. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4843 I wonder if they’re having beef, pork, or human? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4844 It’s fitting that broccoli got stuck with Impossible Burger. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4845 What were you saying about the Mediterranean diet? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4846 It is hard getting used thus meat-based diet but I feel so much better about myself. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4847 Now I don't know what to order for our main course. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4848 There was another guest at the table earlier, but someone ordered pomme frites. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4849 ...Tomatoe, tomato... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4850 Well, the only thing organic about me is my juicy steak. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4851 I'm telling you Nancy, they let everyone in these days 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4852 Vegans were suspicious about their protein stats. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4853 Of course they would not and could not eat vegetables. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4854 It’s the cast of The r 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4855 These aren’t what you would call vegetarians. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4856 The perfect punishment for our children 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4857 Did they think we'd be cannibals? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4858 There goes that vegan popularity. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4859 Wow. Meat eating vegetables. I thought I'd never see the day. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
4860 There seems to be some cruel justification in that... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4861 Wait, is it my imagination, or are those vegetables eating MEAT? And what KIND of meat is it? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4862 Vegans are so annoying 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4863 I can understand Beefsteak Tomato eating that way, but his friends! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4864 Those dummies have never understood how we develop to be so seductively yummy. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4865 It's just incredible. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4866 That proves it, you can survive as a vegetarian unless you eat meet. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4867 There sits a wake-up call to the vegan community. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4868 Maybe they know something we don't. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4869 They just ordered a round of margaritas. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4870 I didn’t realize those ads for the Atkins diet are so effective.” 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4871 I thought this restaurant only served fruits! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4872 When the bill comes, remember I had the burger. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4873 I’m done with Vegan… 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4874 Why is brocoli not eating a steak? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4875 Did you notice? They didn't order side dishes... It must be taboo for them 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4876 I can't believe a steakhouse would serve vegetables that look off. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4877 The soup should be good 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
4878 Something is odd with that bunch..." "Clearly! Asparagus was supposed to be excellent for eye health, but are you convinced after witnessing this? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
4879 You know I support local produce but even still, no elbows on the table 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4880 I think people are taking this whole vegan thing a bit too far… 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
4881 They seem to be taking revenge on your friend Tom 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4882 Thank Goodness some kids don’t eat veggies 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4883 The Vegans are destroying us. It's time we did something about it. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4884 I think the one in middle is John Oliver. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4885 The vegetarians don't look too happy ! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4886 Babe... I think it's time we ask for the check. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4887 The three of them grew up together on the same farm. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4888 I'm tired of living off of just the sun, so this is really meat 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4889 Nice to see they don't eat their own! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4890 The vegans will be next 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4891 You can see why broccoli is so healthy! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4892 I read that global warming could mess up the food chain, but this is hard to stomach. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4893 ''Real Estate Developers" 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4894 The supply chain mess means that vegetables can now afford to eat meat. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4895 This oughta squash the Vegan jihad 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4896 This meat protein has made me what I am today! Deeelicious! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4897 Honey, stop eating the baby carrots immediately! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4898 PETA went too far this time. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4899 No wonder brocolli doesn't go well with anything... They are the only ones who are eating burgers... 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4900 what…you thought they were cannibals? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4901 How else do they expect us to get our plant based protein? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4902 Call it revenge. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4903 Like they say, 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away, all the way, eating at a booth, inside a Steak House!' 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4904 One of them threatened to stalk me, the other one almost speared me, and the fat one kept insisting that he was my "love apple"! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4905 At least they're gluten-free. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4906 I wonder if they realize that they are actually eating veggies? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4907 Wouldn't you really rather be at their table? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4908 Can you believe they offered us vegetables with our meal, how rude? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4909 My therapist told me to stop eating my feelings, but what does she know? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4910 Veggies, who’d had think it! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4911 There goes the theory that you are what you eat. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4912 I see the next course is here, but there are only two portions. Turns out one of the items is a vegetarian and has been released. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4913 Will they be hungry again in an hour? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4914 I think i'll pass on the Ketchup 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4915 I guess we should be happy they aren't cannibals 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4916 No leafy gooey crunchy food here folks, give us real food. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4917 Of all the nerve!" 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4918 Ohhhh what a nice meal, we sure are eating healthy. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4919 It's called a meat and three. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4920 Shouldn't we be eating them? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4921 Thank God for carnivores. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4922 Let them eat tofu. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4923 I don't think those guys are a healthy part of a vegan diet anymore. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4924 I bet they don't leave a tip. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4925 Someone's got to eat it 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4926 Crudités are US! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4927 Accusations of cannibalism at the vegan cafe yesterday really upset them. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4928 They're always so smug and self-satisfied. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4929 This lab grown meat just isn't the same 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4930 The newspaper said Tarantino's in town shooting a VeggieTales feature. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4931 They think it's so ironic, but I could eat everything over there. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4932 I'm so happy to see them finally eat meat! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4933 [No caption needed; picture is self-explanatory] 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4934 I knew I shouldn’t have ordered a side of steamed vegetables. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4935 Isn't that clever - vegetables eating meat. WAITER! Check please! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4936 Why would you assume all vegetables are vegans? That is such a mis-steak. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4937 We should have gone for a burger too huh? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4938 And they say that tomatoes are fruits… 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4939 I knew about the burger but never heard about Impossible Steaks. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4940 I know I haven't seen herbivore. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4941 They’re lobbyists for Big Veggie. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4942 Who knew a plant-based diet could be so meat-based. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
4943 Ugh, I think I've got some of that guy's hair in my food. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4944 This radical left vegetable movement is getting out of control.. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4945 I hate when they stare... Don't they realise plants need to be fed too? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4946 They say second hand is just as bad or worse 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4947 You know what they say, “you are what you eat!” 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4948 I don’t think those vegetables are actually vegan. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4949 How crudite to stare at another table. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
4950 If you weren't against cannibalism, we could have enjoyed it too. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4951 They're doing what they can with a paleo diet 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4952 They’re on that new human based diet 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4953 Well, what did you expect? They're NOT cannibals! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4954 So "Revenge dining" is a thing? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4955 So I heard that people no longer eat meat." "Oh, poor thing. But why? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4956 It looks like they , at least , are not cannibals . 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4957 Which phase of gentrification is this? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4958 Idiot waiter. A salad plate would not have been cannibalistic. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4959 I doubt they’ll make it through the season on that diet 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4960 So that is how steak houses are going to survive... 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4961 You didn't expect them to be cannibals, did you? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4962 Thank goodness Dr. Oz isn't here to price this one. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4963 They dodged the harvest. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4964 They do look awfully beefy. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4965 You are what you eat? Forget vegan. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4966 I thought I heard one of them say 'I'll eat your lunch.'" 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4967 Come on! They don’t eat their own kind, do they? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4968 I bet they feel at home in the Big Apple 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4969 you're not looking so good, carrot top. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4970 We told you to go with the grass-fed human special, Stewart. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4971 I waited outside for so long, for this? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4972 At least they are on nonGMO diets. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4973 I suspected it from the Beefsteak, but the others? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4974 I’ll have what she’s having! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4975 Maybe if they see us eating meat, the vegetarians won't eat us. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4976 As long as they are here, don’t order the vegetable of the day. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4977 Vegetarian hypocrites! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4978 How dare they ask if we wanted to dine in the garden” 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
4979 So, the all-meat "Vegetablarian Options" was not a typo on the menu! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4980 Guess they get sick and tired of being "healthy" food symbols, too. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4981 They are big tippers and give good Yelp reviews. But their ignorance about the food chain is embarrassing. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4982 I guess even diets have to cheat sometimes too. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4983 They are so lucky not to have to go on a veggie regimen. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4984 And the REAL truth comes out . . . 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4985 I love messing with those believers in 'you are what you eat.' 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4986 Looks like Broccoli Head ordered the impossible burger. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4987 They serve everything here! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4988 Face it, we're all carnivores 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4989 That's why I bought stalk in this restaurant. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4990 Tomorrow it's back to the grind. But tonight, we feast! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4991 I gave up meat because animals are cute and sentient. At least if I were a vegetable, I could eat meat. But not vegetables. Apparently they're cute and sentient, too. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4992 I thought Broccoli Rabe was vegan. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4993 I guess it's steak and burgers only to avoid being labelled "cannibals". 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4994 Those meatgans are so judgmental about not eating vegetables. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4995 I hate eating my meat! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4996 Hey, do you think the tomato will catch up to his green friends? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4997 If ‘you are what you eat,’ they’re in trouble. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4998 See? I told you this restaurant serves vegans food. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4999 Don't look over. Just say you love your veggie burger. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5000 Who knew they're all such carnivores?! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5001 How many circles can you count 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5002 We should have order what they are having 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5003 Tiffany wants to go vegan. Should we tell her? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5004 I'm sure it's beef. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5005 ...no wonder they're roasted. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5006 I wonder if the beef here is grass-fed. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5007 Yet no one ever asks what the vegetables prefer to eat, do they? Take a look! Well now we know. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5008 Let them stare. We need to stop eating healthy! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5009 I guess when the meat substitutes look that convincing, people need to flaunt their vegetarianism somehow. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5010 Well, I suppose they ARE approved Paleo veggies… 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5011 Don’t look now but I think the Vegans have tumbled our disguises 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5012 Too bad Potato couldn’t join, he would have loved the steak here. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5013 I didn't realize this place had a veggie menu. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5014 ...but their reservation was 'Vegans, party of three'. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5015 They always sit us near a veggie-table 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5016 Geez, don’t they know that vegetables and meat are great together. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5017 Whoa! Talk about a disturbance in the force. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5018 Well I guess what goes around comes around. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5019 Alert, vegetarians at next table! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5020 I would have thought vegetables were vegetarians! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5021 Well, there must be a price for our incessant advances in agriculture. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5022 This cow ate my grandparents - does this make me a cannibal? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5023 Next time we come our salads will taste CRISPR. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5024 Eat up…we’re the next course. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5025 Must be the table reserved for Veggievores 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5026 What are They staring at? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5027 If you were organic you could indulge occasionally, too. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5028 At least his burger doesn't have catsup on it. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5029 Well, what did they think we eat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5030 I think this is going to be the way with GMO, first they came for the vegans 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5031 And to think this would have been thrown out. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5032 What did they get for their side dish, honey? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5033 Find out what fertilizer they use, and never buy it! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5034 I bet they light up after. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5035 God forbid,sn asparagus, bloody Mary!!! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5036 Look at those vegans. Pass the A1. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5037 Sure, I'll ask them what they think of the video. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5038 Odd they didn't offer us any sides or sauces for our burger and steak dinner... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5039 They really overstepped their Kingdom. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5040 Hopefully if more of us do this they’ll forget about meatless mondays 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5041 Did you hear the one about the $20 crudites? Outrageous! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5042 They say you are what you eat, but the stakes are low… 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5043 I always knew some vegan people cheat on their meals. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5044 Why should we be denied a GOOD meal? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5045 Its a travegesty. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5046 We try to help the planet by going vegetarian and they go ahead and do this. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5047 On the menu its listed as Reciprocity 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
5048 They think salad is for cannibals. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5049 Food for thought 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5050 No, I think those are the judges from Plant-Based Meat Review 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5051 That never occurred to me. Vegetables don’t have to be vegetarians. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5052 You would think that at least they would be vegetarians. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5053 Sautéed mushrooms, an herbal garlic slurry and the zest of a Meyer lemon would take this up a notch. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5054 Don't look behind you, it's those ruthless vegetarians 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5055 My vegan friends need to hear about this. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5056 Come on Allen, no one actually likes salad. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5057 I knew I should have ordered the Broccoli. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5058 I didn't mean a "literal piece of my mind." 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5059 I blame the beefsteak tomato. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5060 The meat-and-three looks good. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5061 The sirloin salad makes sense now. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5062 Okay. Meat with vegetables is fine, but where’s the starch? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5063 No wonder they called the called the broccoli, asparagus and tomato appetizer, "Cannibal Salad". 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5064 They were supposed to be on our side! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5065 They come here so much because this chef fulfills their food design rule for every customer's order! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5066 Look Honey, it's Chris Cuomo, Jeffery Toobin, and Brian Stelter. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5067 Fetterman calls it " Revenge of the Veggie Platter" 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5068 There not Vegetarian's 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5069 Role reversal 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5070 Being veg is so 2020 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5071 Only fair if the cows are grass fed, but this farm to table situation is making it harder to get a reservation 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5072 And when people ask me why I don’t eat my vegetables, I don’t know what to tell them. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5073 It's fascinating to me, They're not vegetarians. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5074 They must think we’re vegans or something. How’s your steak? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5075 Who am I to play favorites or question the web of life? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5076 They are members of the save the vegetable party. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5077 I guess they skipped the salad. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5078 Get a load of those VINOs. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5079 Didn't leave the cat out, did you? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5080 That guy Oz keeps staring at us 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5081 Thank goodness that we're not witnessing canabalism... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5082 Since the Event, it's been easier to find restaurants with good humanitarian dishes on the menu 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5083 The Greens haven't had a good meating since Ralph Nader ran. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5084 Finally, someone with the good common sense not to order only vegetarian. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5085 They're not wearing masks. I wonder if they're vaccubated 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5086 Mr. Asparagus doesn’t appear to like the meat pairing recommended by the chef….but then again you know how asparagus can be sometimes…? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5087 Even the veggie-tables have gone rogan. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5088 Sure,now they want to eat with us close at hand! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5089 I think it’s my hair. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5090 I swear nobody has vege-table manners nowadays 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5091 I guess they're having a meating... 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5092 So smug. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5093 Don’t look now, but I think we’re busted.. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5094 Don’t look now, but, the “Carrot Tops” are Gawking! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5095 That tomato is going to be our lunch tomorrow 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5096 That's why fruits and veggies are so good for you. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5097 GMOs have really gotten out of hand. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5098 "You always say that you will not eat food that that the food you eat, eats. As a vegetarian, I can now say the same thing. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5099 I mean, where did they think we got our protein from? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5100 And you thought the sous vide trend was getting out of hand . . . 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5101 they always tell you to eat your vegetables, but never what the vegetables eat 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5102 Today should be their cheat day. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5103 It's not fair! Even when they eat meat, they are still more vegetarian than we are. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5104 Vegan, shmegan.. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5105 Brain dead maybe, but clearly not cannibals. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5106 Maybe we should have ordered what they’re having. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5107 This subterfuge is heading for the juicer. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5108 I always wondered where they got their protein from 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5109 BAT: those are Batman's favorite veggies. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5110 That’s what I imagined when my parents told me to eat my vegetables. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5111 Need a fresh tomato on this plant burger. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5112 Let's we have to think about jealous people 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5113 Anyway, what would a central nervous system mean to them? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5114 I would have thought they were vegetarians. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5115 Must be a taste test of impossible meats by three vegetarians, Zaftig Carotenoid, Maestro Broccoli Florets, and Pointy Headed Asperagus 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5116 Those steaks look remarkably like thighs 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5117 Save a horse, ride a cowboy” was soooo pre-Inflation Reduction Act. #TakeBackTheStea 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5118 Some of these vegans are such hypocrites. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5119 I guess no one wishes to appear carnivorous. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5120 Being vegan is soooo yesterday. Thanks 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5121 My dietitian says eat all the vegetables you want. But, I guess it’s fair turnaround. The veggies get burgers and steaks on summer vacation in NewYork. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5122 Suddenly I have more of an appetite for vegetables. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5123 Now I see why my vegetarian diet doesn't work!" 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5124 wow it's pretty fucked up he got the veggie burger 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5125 'So this was Their big plan all along then darling, - emotionally insitigating us to become vegans?' 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5126 Some say it’s just a dining table, but we know it’s the circle of life. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5127 What did I tell you? There’s cruciferoUS and crucifer-them. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5128 ... of course they should. It's low carb. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
5129 Henry, unless my eyes are deceiving me, I may have to reconsider going on that new vegetarian diet. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
5130 Ha, I thought revenge was best served cold. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5131 Oh, no! I think a couple of vegetarians have spotted us! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5132 If they were us, they’d eat meat too. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5133 The human is hit or miss here. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5134 I told you, Howard, they were country people. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5135 Betty suddenly realized how vegan meat is made. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5136 We could be more like them but we’re playin 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5137 For some reason they started to feel like they’re at the top of the food chain. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5138 I always wondered how they got their protein. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5139 This is not going to go over well at my next Meat Haters Club meeting. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5140 When you're a vegetable there is a lot at stake. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5141 I"m so tired of being a Vegan. This meat looks so good! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5142 Well, it looks like Brock is lying to his wife about his gluten intolerance. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5143 No vegetables? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5144 Remember when you said that becoming vegetarian was the ethical thing to do 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5145 Adkin’s they say.. Hmmff 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5146 Phooey. Will you look at those two vegans at the table over there...don't look just yet, I'll tell you when to look. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5147 Why do we even put up with their healthier-than-thou attitude? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5148 They have no heart 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5149 How else do they think we pack so many nutrients? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5150 This isn't what i imagined a vegetarian restaurant would be like. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5151 Ok guys, the more meat we eat, the more likely we won't end up As a Vegan Sacrifice!! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5152 We should be eating 'meagan' also. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5153 I think that’s an Heirloom tomato over there. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5154 Honey, there's the beef. Do veggies get Mondays off? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5155 Those cannibals over there should try a good burger once in a while. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5156 They're vegetables not vegetarians. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5157 That’s how they do it! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5158 Gettin' while the gettins's good," I say 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5159 Hurry...their main course is vegan. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5160 Well, so much for that colonoscopy I just scheduled. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5161 They're eating the "primate" roast on the menu with a vengeance--and it looks like it wasn't a typo for prime rib. We need to leave. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5162 They're on Keto Diets 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5163 I find it most disturbing they’re eating plant based “beef”. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5164 There goes the Amazon. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5165 I'd always assumed they were vegetarian. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5166 Will this mean more or less methane in the air? Karen Hjelmervik Kelly Springfield, VA 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5167 And they call US carnivores! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5168 I'm sick of their holier-than-thou attitude. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5169 They are staring. You think they're vegetarians? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5170 That better be Beyond meat they're eating. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5171 Not a vegan among them. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5172 Check out those hairdos and the toupee. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5173 She should've rejected that ugly ring, not us. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5174 That gives an all new meaning to meat and three. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5175 No way! We won't call the band 'Mixed Vegetables'! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5176 Eat your vegetables, they said. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5177 Guess we can’t eat our vegetables. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5178 This is called self-love. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5179 the herbivore becomes the herbivoree 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5180 Those ‘Impossible’ meats are fooling everyone. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5181 That’s why the impossible foods taste so bad… they used the wrong taste testers. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5182 So smug they seem. How fresh are they? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5183 so self righteous; I get those are beyond burgers 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5184 The Healthy feast on the Unhealthy along side the Wealthy 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5185 No longer content to be relegated to a choice of side dish, savvy produce add savory to their diets in a bid for entrée designation. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5186 They're outraged. Who knew they loved Potato Head when we were devouring that pile of fries! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5187 I didn't know tomato was a vegetable. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5188 Being who they are, they can get away with anything. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5189 Ironically, it appears they are not vegans. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5190 They don't practice what they preach! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5191 It's eat or be eaten. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5192 I love this new Carnetarian diet! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5193 So idioms are a lie... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5194 They're in training for a new movie: " Revenge of the Carbs" 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5195 The Bloody-Mary’s here are exceptional 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5196 You totally get what I’m saying Tom…I mean slice of you turns a bowl of lettuce into the salad, and there’s just as much pressure on us to be the healthy sides for the main course so they can justify their potatoes and pasta! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5197 I heard the potato was conflicted and stayed home. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5198 We should have also ordered the cheapest on the menu 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5199 They promised to serve vegetables –our every craving! They promised to serve mankind –but when! I’m bored with this burger. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5200 No Wonder they are bigger than us! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5201 Meat your veggies? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5202 They always say, “don’t let the diet define you; you define the diet.’ 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5203 I wouldn't mind a few vegetables. After all,it looks as if the have some. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5204 isn't that the vegan club? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5205 Whar do u thimk they;re havimg? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5206 Well, you've been telling me that I'm turning into a vegetable 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5207 So the vegetables eat meat, so meat can eat vegetables, inadvertently eating meat, so we can eat vegetables that ate meat and eat meat that ate vegetables that ate meat. No wonder my cholesterol is high. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5208 The joke's on them. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5209 I always knew vegetables weren't as healthy as Mom said. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5210 Why is that blueberry hanging out with a tree and the Chrysler Building? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5211 Who the hell makes up these cartoons? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5212 I guess we shouldn't be surprised by the beefsteak tomato, but..., 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5213 If we leave them alone, can we still order dessert? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5214 Damn those judgy people. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5215 Those vegetarians drive me nuts. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5216 They must have terrible cholesterol. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5217 And they call them Super Foods 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5218 Eating meat is what makes them handsome big and strong ! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5219 I switched to Atkins when Rob Lowe became their spokesman. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5220 We are the feast 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5221 What will be next? Vegetable carnivores. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5222 They are the meat table already; if the kitchen doesn’t hurry we’ll be next. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5223 In case they ask, it’s plant based. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5224 Agriculture has always been a mystery to me. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5225 You know,Mr. Beefsteak T. here may be on to something ... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5226 Honey,Look! There’s Trump at the next table eating a burger 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5227 You didn't think they were cannibals? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5228 I'm not ordering the vegan cauliflower-kale casserole ever again. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5229 Well, if you think about it, eating anything else would be cannibalistic. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5230 I’d rather be a carnivore than a cannibal 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5231 So protein DOES support growth! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5232 Just Sayin' It Cuts Both Ways... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5233 My, my, carnivorous vegetables! It must be the new norm. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5234 I'm guessing they’re rejects from today's casting for ‘Little Shop of Horrors’. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5235 The waiter did say the salad special had beef this evening. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5236 You are what you eat. That's why everyone thinks they're disgusting! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5237 What do you suppose they are trying to tell us? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5238 How long have you been a meatatarian? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5239 Well, if it's good enough for them... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5240 welcome to the beef party 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5241 You obviously misunderstood when TripAdvisor said this was a vegetarian restaurant. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5242 And they say to eat your veggies 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5243 They're protean eaters. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5244 I hate lettuce on my burgers. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5245 What ever happened to " You are what you eat? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5246 I told you we’d get the dirty looks if we ordered meat without salads. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5247 I wish I didn’t order a salad. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5248 At least they’re not eating the pate. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5249 So it has come to this: non-binary garden varietals 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5250 I'm just not comfortable eating in the same room as a fat tomato. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5251 Everyone's a carnivore at heart. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5252 What, did you think they'd be cannibals? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5253 Don’t they know it’s Monday? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5254 These new diets are really becoming something else 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5255 So that's how they grow beefsteak tomatoes. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5256 Beef, it’s what’s for dinner when carnivorous veggies dine. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5257 Apparently not what you eat. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5258 I' guess they do not want to be precieved as canibals. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5259 They don't know about impossible burgers? Sheesh! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5260 It’s true that veggies can’t be cannibals. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5261 Do you think they went large? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5262 Oh look, the salad is eating the main course first. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5263 So this is where they get their protein! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5264 Now you know where they get their protein. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5265 I heard the restaurant gets their meat from a local cage-free orphanage in upstate NY. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5266 Honestly, I prefer the Chick-Fil-A cows. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5267 Plant based diets are inhumane 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5268 And I thought Venus fly traps were the only carnivorous plants. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5269 our turn!! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5270 Night out for the Non-Canabals 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5271 The greens are best on the side! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5272 I'd be a carnivore too, if I were them. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5273 Where's waiter hon? It's been over 2 hours since he last checked up on us. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5274 Don't look now. Savages are eating at the other table. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5275 For vegans, they sure are judgmental. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5276 Are they drooling? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5277 Wierd. Who knew broccoli needs glasses? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5278 Oh yeah, this is the year we become bad boys 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5279 I guess they refused 'with veggies on the side.' 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5280 Relax, Sydney; it could be pea protein. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5281 We should have ordered steak instead of salad. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5282 do you like vegetables, sure, some of my best friends are vegetables 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5283 Outrageous! The worst example of horticulture I’ve ever seen! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5284 You know, we come here to just ‘’peeps out’ and seems like every time we get these stares. What’s a cruciferous gotta do to get a little peace around here! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5285 Honey, you've dragged me into one of your lucid dreams again. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5286 Can you believe they haven't gone plant-based? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5287 I guess staking your vegetables really does help them thrive… 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5288 They'll find out soon enough this is a Vegetarian restaurant. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5289 It's nice how vegetables get along with a fruit. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5290 Look, the TV promos didn't work; the Green Giant thought 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5291 At least we're not paying greens fees 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5292 Look honey, is veggie tales trying to warn us? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5293 “Hey, let’s send Oz the bill for The Crudité’s big night out.” 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5294 Look at that. You don't see many carnivorous vegetables. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5295 It tastes a hell of a lot better than same old water 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5296 On a lunch break from their popular vegan cooking show, Brad, Slim and Tom began to wonder if take-out would have been a better option. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5297 I wish our vegetarian friends could see this. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5298 Hmph, and they said they serve organic vegetables. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5299 Should we be reconsidering our vegan diet? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5300 Supply and demand. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5301 Darling, I swear that broccoli is eating a plant based burger. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5302 I forgot this was keto night. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5303 I told you. Even vegetables aren’t vegan. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5304 Do you think they got that big from eating meat? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5305 One night out and they're undoing all the sunshine, fresh air, rain, and organic food we raised them on. Next year I say we support our farmers' market! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5306 So this is what it feels like to be a vegetarian 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5307 So,you were saying I should be vegan because…? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5308 I wonder if they're vegans. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5309 I'll bet that's not a veggie burger. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5310 Whole Foods of simply vegan? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5311 Finally some real protein 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5312 Look, it’s the Arby’s family…. they’ve got the meat! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5313 We should have warned that couple not to order the vegetable soup! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5314 My guess is the celery has a burger, the asparagus, a steak and the tomato, chili con carne." 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5315 Have we been captured by carnivorous aliens? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5316 I'm so sorry. But you heard me say to hold the ketchup. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5317 Do you think they’re protesting the FDA’s recommended food pyramid? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5318 I know, I know. They think we are crudites and don’t belong here. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
5319 Wait, so you're saying I haven't been a pure vegan this whole time?!" "Come on, Jerry, you started last week. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5320 How many times have I told you not to play with your vegetables? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5321 You and your "Lets try Vegan"! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5322 I definitely prefer water and sunlight! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5323 Think they’ll order the steak? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5324 Well, they’re not cannibals! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5325 A $20 bill and that's not even including the Tequilla. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5326 I guess they need a balanced diet too. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5327 You can tell from their stare, its them Vegans 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5328 It's OK! Salad's are always served first! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5329 No wonder they were out of vegetables 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
5330 What do you think comes on the house salad? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5331 I’ve been on a meat-based diet since college, and the first time I tasted it I panicked. I thought it was a real veggie burger! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5332 Yeah I know that their ancestors were killed for meat but I don’t think it’s right to choose violence. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5333 That critic wasn’t kidding when he said the sides overpowered the entrées 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5334 That can’t be healthy. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
5335 They are testing out an innovation to grass fed meat 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5336 You know I still haven’t got use to all the Vegan attitude toward burgers! s 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5337 It’s like they’ve never seen meat-fed vegetables before. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5338 In land of Oz, crudité eat you! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5339 I am going to eat those people!!!!! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
5340 Let us show them what it feels like! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5341 Don't look now but those vegans at the other table are really envious. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5342 This makes us carnivores once removed. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5343 And that couple thinks they’re vegan! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5344 Veggies for dessert. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5345 Tell me again who it was it that said, "You are what you eat?" 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5346 The biter bit 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5347 Being vegan is overrated! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5348 Look at them they need to eat there vegatbles 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5349 They must serve steamed vegetables. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5350 ET you vegetables guys. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5351 “Why do vegans always have to rub your nose in it?” 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5352 Just wait until they bit into what's on therr plates! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5353 We’re looking at about a year’s worth of fiber, and some essential B vitamins. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5354 I suppose strict vegetarians like us needn’t bother asking the cook whether the veggies shared the grill with hamburgers. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5355 'I never eat anything with eyes.' Now what, genius? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5356 It's nature's way. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5357 Texans again. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5358 Damn, no wonder it's so hard to be a vegan vegan! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5359 Carnivore cosplay...it's a thing now..." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5360 'Must be the meat and greet table!' 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5361 And you thought you were hungry. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5362 I'm glad I passed on getting the salad. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5363 Proteins are GOOD!! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5364 That reminds me, Donald. I eat pussy. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
5365 Why do you think they are so high in protein? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5366 Don't look over there- where's your phone? I bet one of those tabloids will pay a bundle for proof of what those so-called healthy veggies REALLY eat. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5367 Why not meat? I’m sure they don’t have any shortage of fiber. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
5368 So that's where our vegetables went 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5369 I guess being Vegan finally got to them 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5370 I always thought they were grass-fed. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5371 They are really trying to make a point, aren't they? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5372 I still have my concerns about GMOs 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5373 Stay calm! They're vegetarians. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5374 I hate when anthropomorphic vegetables eat slabs of meat. 1.1636 0.07231 55 50 1 4
5375 Can you believe some humans are Vegans? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5376 Who invited him to the veggie table? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5377 Looks like the Veggies need some carbs. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5378 Oh, yes, I've been hearing about the crudite' backlash against the charcuterie.... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5379 They're beefing up for the vegans. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5380 i overheard the server explaining to them that ‘you are what you eat’. brussels sprout had to leave the table. @callahandalyjudge 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5381 They’re looking at me like I was Rudy Giuliani. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5382 So much for 'You are what you eat!' 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5383 They don’t know we need protein. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5384 I think those two are stalking the Beefsteak tomato. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5385 This could be them! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5386 You’d never see a root vegetable do that 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5387 See, this is why Zillennials should stop feeding into the latest trends... literally. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5388 This one does not need a caption! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5389 Thank goodness they’re not vegan 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5390 Lucky them! No liver to fatten up! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5391 I always felt the veggies here were quite meaty. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5392 I would have invited cauliflower. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5393 Do you think that whole thing was a hoax? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5394 Vegan,schmegan. I 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5395 I hope they all turn a sickly green. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
5396 I heard Bob was never quite the same after the passing of Larry 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5397 Are we truly vegetarians? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5398 What bad parenting. We always made the kids eat their vegetables.” “Go ahead, live it up. Vegetable Medley is my next course. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5399 The Vegan Hoax!!! You are what you meat!!! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5400 Sampling what the other half eat. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5401 I’m so glad mom and dad aren’t making us eat vegetables tonight. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5402 We are in a vegans dream 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5403 The Crudités are being exceptionally crude this evening, but at least they purchased ethically-raised beef, at Wegner’s. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5404 Do you think this is gluten free? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5405 Let's eat slow and then order dessert, Toby. I'm tingling! Uptown produce! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5406 This beats bulking up on GMO's 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5407 They are from that troublesome Ratatouille family. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5408 You can say meat is murder if you like, but they’re not cannibals. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5409 Didn't they just brag about being vegan to the waitress? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5410 I wish they would be considerate about the impacts of their food choices. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5411 That diet will give you cellulose on your hips 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5412 Now that's raw. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5413 When Dr. Oz's crudite goes rogue. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5414 I think I’ll pass on the salad… 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5415 Carnivorous vegetarians! What next? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5416 Certainly not your garden variety carnivore’s. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5417 I heard that some carrots actually eat carrots. Gross. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5418 Well, I wouldn't expect Them to be vegetarians. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5419 Stop staring and finish your fertiliser. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5420 The Sommelier must hate the influx of Keto reservations 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5421 the crudeté discussing the coup d’état 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5422 I once heard that Al Gore drives a Hummer. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5423 Some low carbon footprint. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5424 If you don't eat all your meat there will be no dessert. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5425 Revenge of the nerds! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5426 Boy, if she sees this, Mary Mary is really going to be contrary. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5427 The fact that their entrees are all plant-based is somehow even more disturbing. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5428 Weirdos. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5429 Those men really look like they are enjoying themselves. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5430 Weirdly, I prefer plant-based. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5431 Dinner menu? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5432 Somehow, it makes me jealous 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5433 I think they are just one type of folk 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5434 Eat Your Meat! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5435 So, Herbert, maybe now you’ll be a little less sanctimonious about your vegetarian diet. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5436 So, that's the secret behind high-protein plant based diets! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5437 I guess everyone needs a protein fix. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5438 I hear it's not artichoke heart healthy. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5439 Seems legit- *their* food eats vegeatbles. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5440 Do they have to chew so loud? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5441 You were right dear. Bath salts before dinner was a bad idea. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5442 Now, which farm do you think is at *that* table?” @jldeutsc 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5443 We made a fortune on that plant-based scam. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5444 It's farm to table meets ranch to plate. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5445 How else are we going to grow this healthy? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5446 Their low on protein. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5447 Those Veggie Tales actors are a ravenous bunch. OR ... Come again why we must be vegans! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5448 Vegetarians eating meat. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5449 We should really be eating healthier. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5450 Bloodlust 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5451 See, John, I told you that a veggie diet IS NOT HEALTHY. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5452 The Crudite' are out again. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5453 Look at them, hogging all the steak sauce! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5454 Apparently,their slogan is Veggies Against Vegans. I guess this is an act of protest. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5455 "They see one Venus Fly Trap and they go crazy". 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5456 Those guys look really healthy. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5457 Yeah, but can they navigate with chopsticks? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5458 There's a decent chance his cousin is on our plates. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5459 Well, it's just not fair! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5460 They take the idea of ‘farm to table’ very seriously here. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5461 I thought they were Dr Oz's charcuterie... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5462 Not surprisingly, they are eating Impossible Beef. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5463 At least they are eating beef from vegan cattle." David Chan, Brookline, MA 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5464 No wonder their vegetables always taste so good! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5465 I'm going to pass on the veggies 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5466 Do you think they have to worry about their cholesterol levels? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5467 What do you expect? Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5468 Not to bring anybody down, but I’m pretty sure I saw Jimmy at the salad bar. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5469 Heartless the way they are digging into those steaks” “The vegans are always saying they don’t feel anything 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5470 What you’re having looks great! Even better if they were included as a side. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5471 Honey, have we been missing something? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5472 And then I said "Fruit - whose calling who a fruit?" 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5473 It’s enough already with the Keto 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5474 They're not the only ones who need protein. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5475 So much for the vegan theory. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5476 Let's send them some wine and see if they'd like to chat. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5477 Henry--now I know why they never gave us any vegetables: I can see them at the next table enjoying their dinner: Vipin Bery,Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5478 Would it be rude to ask for their unserved veggies? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5479 The broccoli looks a bit steamed. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
5480 At least now we know what goes into the salads here. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5481 George, is it Halloween or have I had one too many manhattans? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5482 I see the Salad family is on the Atkins diet,again. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5483 I guess it’s good to know that the cast of VeggieTales isn’t made up of cannibals 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5484 Just one more bite Broccy. Then we can give them salmonella AND E. coli. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5485 Honey, am I tripping? Or does that asparagus kinda look like Dilbert? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5486 We used to not treat them well. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5487 Ya know, it still is a plant-based meal 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5488 Grass is always greener on the other side 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5489 I would have bet they were all vegans. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5490 Mr. Beefsteak Tomato really knows how to treat his friends. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5491 I guess if they ate veggies it would be considered "cannibalism". 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5492 I don't know what their problem is; I am, after all, a beefsteak tomato. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5493 Didn't those vegetarians down the block used to sit at that table? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5494 So....you think I've no idea where you are? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5495 Vegetables are people too. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5496 guess they're not worried about heart health 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5497 Talk about crudités... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5498 They sould at least need a shirt and shoes! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5499 You’d think that they’ve never seen meataterrians before. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5500 Raw vegetables and Well Done beef. Bourdain is laughing from Hell right now. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5501 Well, this restaurant does boast 'farm to table.' 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5502 You seem him? The one with the spiky hair. He fucked my late wife. Two weeks later she died of cancer. I’m going to fucking murder him. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5503 What a travesty, I see elbows on the table. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5504 It's all about the protein. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5505 Those vegans’ heads should explode any second now. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5506 They're all on the Board of Nathan's Famous. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5507 I suppose it's better than vegetable cannibalism... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5508 The food here is SO good, but I never cared for the “you know what” bar. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5509 To hell with plant based eating!! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5510 No wonder their vegetables are so meaty... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5511 Of course, it's grass fed. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5512 The sacrifices we make for our brothers. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5513 Vegan, shmegan! Look what they’re eatin’! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5514 I guess it’s only fair. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5515 I thought we were hybrid. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5516 When they said they would help us get rid of the meat,I had no idea what they were planning. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5517 It's what we tell the kids--everyone needs protein! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5518 Hmmm,so good to eat meat for a change instead of those animals eating us! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5519 I CANNOT believe they asked if we want ketchup. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5520 You see, this is why I don't eat vegetables - you are what you eat 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5521 I’m a vegetarian. Can I still eat vegetables? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5522 Still thinking about going vegan? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5523 It a rare species: "Legumina Carnivoros" 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5524 Is the beef is grass-fed, or just fed to grass? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5525 I guess the alternative would be cannibalism. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5526 I think they're the stars of some religious reality show for kids. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5527 They said no to the garden salad because that would be cannibalism. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5528 The irony was not lost on either table. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5529 Save room for dessert… even though we’re lactose intolerant. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5530 When’s lunch? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5531 Tofu and I have an open relationship on Fridays 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5532 Having only unconnected cell systems has its advantages 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5533 Wow! Feasting vegetarian carnivores. I thought they only existed in movies . 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5534 Define 'impossible'. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5535 I told you those costumes would have worked. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5536 Locally sourced, my ass! Tastes white and Christian to me. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5537 Well,you know Broccoli,Asparagus,and tomatoes are all such heavy feeders 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
5538 Bob and Carol are appalled at the Fruit Of The Loom break room. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5539 Can you believe Marc named his fantasy team after the two Bowers’ in the league? I’ve never seen anything so bizarre… 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5540 The waiter says it’s call the Circle of Life Special. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5541 Boy those vegetables look tasty. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5542 And to think I voted for them!” Gary B Skakun Houston T 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5543 Stupid vegans! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5544 This crudités trend is killing me. Pass the meat! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
5545 The new GMO's are really something, huh? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5546 They must think that you eating of flan is an act of cannibalism. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5547 They're Meatarians. They don't eat vegetables." 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5548 I apologize. I put on some ketchup. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5549 I think they're psuedo-vegans. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5550 I wonder if he knows that's a veggie burger. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5551 Are you sure they're Venus fly traps? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5552 Thrice happy? Do you really think so? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5553 I'm so hungry, Don King, the Chrysler Building, and Fat Albert look yummy 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5554 The dude’s acting like it’s his first keto rodeo. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5555 Didn't you see the "no cannibals" sign outside, Harold? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5556 We found em. Oh god, we found em. That’s our kids on the plates’a the couple at the next table. Don’t look I SAID DON’T LOOK, VINNY. They haven’t started eatin’ yet, thank Christ. I’mma reach for my piece. Slowly. Okay…ready to light this place up? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5557 It’s wonderful the world is so tolerant and understanding. Pass the ketchup, please. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5558 They tired of vegetable forward dining. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5559 This is what happens when vegans are out of town on vacation. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5560 Well, now we know for certain that meat-based plants DO exist!! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5561 I left California when I was young and I've never looked back. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5562 Ugh, Vegans never let you live it down. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5563 Back in the day, they trademarked Salad Bar. If I had a piece of those Royalties. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5564 So you're saying the couple behind me is also made of meat but for some reason I'm not allowed eat them? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5565 The veggies seem dedicated to their Atkins diet! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5566 Remind those folks to eat steaks,not us veggies! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5567 When In The Rome Cafe, Do As The Romans 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5568 What is a fruit doing with two vegetables? Something’s not right here. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5569 Joe, do you honestly think they'd be vegetarian? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5570 I can't fathom why anyone would want the carnivore diet. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5571 The Last Supper- Yay for Diversity 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5572 If we are what we eat, what does this say about us? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5573 This is not good: Crudite dining on red meat! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5574 Broccoli with a burger is a terrible pairing! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5575 Crudités? No, more like a veggie trey! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5576 No veggies for those garden-to-table diners!" 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5577 The moment broccoli realized his mistake. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5578 Look at them! The nerve! They eat like they grew up in the wild! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5579 I'll have to rethink the 'ol adage, "You are what you eat!" 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5580 Veggies: Let's find out what is so interesting about burgers and pizzas that we clearly are lacking. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5581 Oh look! An Oz crudités! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5582 I wonder which wine they ordered? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5583 Looks like they’ve been listening to too much Chardan Peasterson. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5584 I told you they wouldn’t have any plant based meals, but you just wanted to come to this trendy new restaurant. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5585 Well, I have never… 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5586 And watch em leave half a shriveled hot dog as tip . .. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5587 I wonder how long it will take them to ask us the name and address of our hairdresser. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5588 They're the red-greens. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5589 I wonder who didn't eat their veggies? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5590 I hope we’re not next. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5591 stop staring, its a cultural thing for them 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5592 I hope they know this is a vegan restaurant” 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5593 So when did they add a dinner menu here? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5594 That's called Even Steven. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5595 Now I'm craving a salad. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
5596 And I thought vegans were obnoxious. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5597 This'd better be real meat 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5598 So, eating only vegetables and fruit, we are not Vegan after all?! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
5599 Do they think that just because they are virtuous,there shall be no more steak and burgers? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5600 Do as I say, not as I do. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5601 Go tell them it's all plant-based. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5602 Is this one of those weird dreams where they eat me next? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5603 The chef likes to fatten them up first. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5604 Crude Crudites 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5605 I guess that’s healthy, eating. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5606 They are going to hv cholesterol problems later on! Mark my words!! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5607 It's a little weird, but I have no beef with it.... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5608 I believe it’s pronounced the ‘At-kins’ diet, darling 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5609 I said no tomatoes on the burger 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5610 I finally understand the full scope of Farm-To-Table. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5611 It looks more delicious on the other table. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5612 I thought this place didn't serve GMOs. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5613 What's the point of being vegan if the vegetables are full of meat? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5614 Judgment-free table, son. We respect fruit/vegetable as your nouns. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5615 Poor things. They're prepping for the tartar-stuffed vegetable dish. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5616 I thought the food here was supposed to be vegan. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5617 I think they're on a diet. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5618 It seems the low-carb diets are still popular. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5619 How ironic. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5620 Looks like they gave up being vegans. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5621 Look at those elbows. Such crude-eat ways. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5622 No, I will not acknowledge them… she ignored me last week and now she’s ordering pasta primivera. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5623 Whadaya lookin’ at..? Never seen a cruciferous carnivore before..? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5624 Of course,they did say this was a vegetarian restaurant. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5625 Even worse, the legumes are over there eating seafood. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5626 We all backside once and a while. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5627 Is this how the coronavirus was created? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5628 You're surprised that they're anti-vegetarians? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5629 Who’s the side piece now Eleven Madison 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5630 I thought they'd be more environmentally conscious. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5631 So that’s what a $20 crudités looks like 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5632 Carnivorous plants or carnivorans in disguise? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5633 Sometimes they eat fish. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5634 If those three steers at the salad bar come this way... 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
5635 Well, they warned us paraquat would have side effects. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5636 They are typical vegan meat eaters 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5637 I try not to eat anything with a seed pod 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5638 [Needs No Caption] 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5639 So if we eat gluten-free, soy-free, non-GMO, no carbs, meat-free, and now no produce, what exactly can we eat? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5640 Three times the climate change menu for the vege-table please 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5641 Maybe we should have ordered the salad ? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5642 I guess lifestyle change is the new fad diet. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5643 Hey, I found your diet! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5644 If I ate like that it 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5645 As I've said, it's not cannibalism if the plants have been genetically modified. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5646 I wonder what kind of meat that is... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5647 Well, what did you expect? Canned bulls? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5648 Let’s ask the asparagus to join us in our wild sexual exploits tonight. Do you want to watch the two of us, or do you want me to watch the two of you? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5649 Mushrooms smushrooms. THIS is umami! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
5650 Look at that! the man eating the hamburger has a nice haircut 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5651 Even they need a break from always eating all their veggies. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5652 Interesting! One of them is eating a hamburger. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
5653 So it must be true, Vegetables do offer more protein 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5654 We’re beyond what we eat. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
5655 Looks like the pesticides are backfiring... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5656 They claim they feel better since switching to Atkins." 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5657 Carnivorous plants I see. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5658 Darryl, they are what you eat. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5659 Make sure and Meat all your vegetables 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5660 This keto diet makes me angry, I want vegetables! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5661 Looks like The Greens hopped on the keto bandwagon 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5662 It can't be so bad if they're doing it!!! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5663 Do you think it’s a Suicide Supper or just Vegan Vengeance? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5664 They don't look like vegans to me, either. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5665 Look at what they're eating! What do you suppose their cholesterol is like? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5666 Maybe we're carrying this plant-based diet thing a bit too far? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5667 Why am I not surprised that plant-based people all turn out to be carnivores. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5668 Still think vegan is the way to go? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5669 See? Tomato is not a fruit! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5670 When his vegan wife left, Marcus threw them into the trash at midnight. Bad move. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5671 I wish we hadn’t ordered minestrone. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5672 I guess that makes us cannibals. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5673 Busman's Holiday 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5674 broccli be eatin b u r g er 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5675 I guess I've seen everything now! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5676 Oy vegan! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5677 Vegans, my butt 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5678 I heard them order a burger and two steaks, with vegetables on the side 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5679 Honey, do you think they have a one a day quota for meat? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5680 Gives a whole new meaning to ‘vegan’. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5681 At least their appetizers were light. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5682 Nobody actually likes Cauliflower, or they would’ve invited him. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5683 Every ten years, the experts do an about face. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5684 Well, at least it's not cannibalism. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5685 I told you we should have dropped the vegan diet before! I hope it's not too late to reverse the effects now... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5686 Mind the gap. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5687 They're getting their micronutrients. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5688 I hate being judged by selfaggrandizing vegans! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5689 So that's where they get their protein. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5690 If I dare see them eat vegetables, over my composted body, I will spear them! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5691 They’re still on the paleo diet? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5692 They’re committed to the Lion Diet” 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5693 Who are the grumpy guys with that tomato? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
5694 Our cardiologist will have lot to learn from this food group that clearly doesn’t eat its own. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5695 When plant-based meat came out, you knew plant-based Vegans were next. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5696 Oh my God! Quick take a picture! They are NOT vegetarians! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5697 They ordered the menu item "Just Desserts." 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5698 Well, they may have got their order first because they ordered vegetarian. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5699 Did you know asparagi ate meat? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5700 That guy isn’t even on cum town anymore 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5701 See Josh, this is what happens when you don't eat your five-a-day. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5702 We should of ordered bloody Marys too! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5703 They’re taking this food pyramid thing to heart. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5704 I get they're vegetarians. But do they have to broadcast it? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5705 If that's what they eat, are we still vegetarians? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5706 They said it was impossible. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5707 This is why I eat non-GMO. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5708 I didn’t know they were taking farm to table so literally these days 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5709 I thought this was a veg only restaurant! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5710 The Mediterranean diet really is taking over 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5711 As a strict vegan, I can never eat vegetables ever again 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5712 Aren't they all plant based? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5713 Yup, doesn't quite have the right taste ... but they say we should eat meat ... for the good of the plant kingdom. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5714 I suppose it wouldn't make sense if they were vegan. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5715 Hamburger, T-bone, Grilled Cheese without wine? It's not human. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5716 If it’s plant based meat, they’re cannibals.“ 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5717 Must be the new vegan diet." 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5718 Those vegetables weren't raised properly. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5719 But the menu promised no GMOs here. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5720 Honey, it's understandable they're not vegetarian. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5721 Hold the tomato, broccoli, and pickle with my order!! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5722 Well it'd be canabalism if they didn't. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5723 You know, they really should try this wine 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5724 Dinner with a side of veggies 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5725 Some vegetables are better than others. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5726 These vegetarian lettuce heads like their steak, but why here? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5727 Vegetables aren't as healthy as you think they are. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5728 To be fair,they DID warn us about the dangers of GMOs. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5729 Those stupid goddamn vegetables- wait- isn’t a tomato a fruit? Anyways, I am incredibly bigoted against these vegetables and I want them all to DIE!!! What’s that honey? Of course not, there’s no such thing as Pearl Harbor, just focus on how much you 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5730 So THAT'S where the protein in veggies comes from. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
5731 Vegan restaurant. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5732 #My New Yorker Caption "I told you comfort food was the new craze." 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5733 I guess "plant protein" is a little too close to home, huh? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5734 Better to be a carnivore rather than a cannibal. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5735 What do we care if they stare? Let them! We're not good enough to be served in a steakhouse? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5736 Eat!" -your vegetable 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5737 What ! I think they’re all eating beef 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5738 To eat or to be eaten, that is the question. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5739 What? Did you think we were cannibals? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5740 I think they're freaking vegans. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5741 nan 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5742 don't they supposed to be on our plate. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5743 Oh sure. We're expected to eat fruits and vegetables while they get all the good stuff! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5744 There are only 3 of them, but they were striving for 5. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5745 I guess they are vegging out 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5746 Now that you mention it, where have the Johnsons been the last two weeks? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5747 If they were vegans would that make them cannibals? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5748 i think the salad is going to be a little wilted tonight 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5749 Honey, that is the epitome of plant based hypocrisy !! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5750 Yeah, 'Look at the Crudités,' she said. Can't even have a quiet dinner without some hick staring at you." 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5751 I thought there were to be eight of us 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5752 I should have ordered the thigh. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5753 The produce didn't see this was a beef place. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5754 I’m not sure the omnivore life agrees with me. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5755 It’s a small step for a carnivore but a giant leap for vegetables. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5756 Some people go to such lengths to make their point. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5757 At least vegetables do not eat their own... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5758 I've never properly understood the circle of life, have you? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5759 I used to think that GMO's were no problem, but now I'm having second thoughts. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5760 It all started with George Bush as I recall” 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5761 I guarantee someone types something racist here and then deletes it 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5762 If you like to talk with a burger, if a ham can make you smile, eating meat is quite delicious, while you enjoy carne a while. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5763 Don't look at them! They are just jealous because we are not eating vegan too. Robert E. Mayer Round Lake, IL 60073 rmayer1946@gmail.com 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5764 Did you taste something odd in your wine? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5765 I heard medium rare, from their peel, appears well done 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5766 That's nothing. The fruits order theirs rare. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5767 I wonder if they know they're eating plant-based proteins. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5768 Finally, some meat! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5769 I can’t help it. I just like the vegan burger best. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5770 To be fair they never actually told us they were vegan. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5771 We need to eat them, they need to eat... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5772 . “I hate crudités!” 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5773 They are protecting themselves from the vegans who believe you are what you eat. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5774 It's venus fly trap envy. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5775 Vegans they are not. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5776 I've heard they're allergic to the phytochemical compounds in plants. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5777 Do you think it’s too late for me to change my main course to the vegetarian platter? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5778 I now regret ordering the steamed vegetables. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5779 I think the beefsteak tomato has found converts. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5780 That's interesting. This is supposed to be a vegetarian restaurant, but they aren't eating vegetables at all. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5781 So...that's what they mean by "vegetables are good for you". 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5782 They're eating beef! I need to rethink my position on vegetarianism. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5783 My diet is ruined. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5784 I wonder if the asparagus' pee stinks? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5785 This is way more than a $20 crudités! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5786 They may be organic and locally sourced but they're definitely not plant-based. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5787 Stop judging. Sometimes even a cruciferous vegie needs some red meat 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5788 Meat for three veggies 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5789 Last week’s goat manure soup was so much tastier. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5790 Jesus, Ted, I didn't expect to run into all three of your hall passes in one place. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5791 Oh great, vegans. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5792 See Frank,unlike your great Aunt Turnip, most Vegetables are not cannibals. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5793 They're trying out the Bipartisan diet. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5794 They say, you are what you eat. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5795 MOM and DAD look this Even they eat Burger. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5796 Man: they don’t eat any veggies Woman: that would be cannibalism 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5797 I dont know about you guys but this plant-based burger is killing me ! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5798 I’ll have what’s having that. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5799 Who knows? But it's my guess they’re ardent carnivores. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5800 I eat meat not because I believe in vegetable welfare, but because I hate humans. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5801 I just couldn't take another Vegans R Us dinner meeting. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5802 This place is know for serving healthy vegetables. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5803 Eat quick before they find out this place is out of beef fed vegetables. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5804 I can’t stand when vegans stare! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5805 There was never any way they'd be kept down on the farm once they'd seen Paree. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5806 I always assumed they preferred sun light. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5807 It’s broccoli, dear.” “I say it’s spinach, and I say the hell with it!” #technicallynotmin 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5808 The church crowd packs this place on Sundays. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5809 It's hard not being a cannibal. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5810 I knew I smelled smelly pee. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5811 I see the real Vegans are getting even! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5812 Gen V is the worst yet. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5813 They're not vegetarian: they would not eat their own kind. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5814 I thought we were supposed to eat our vegetables. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5815 I suppose if they were eating vegetables it'd be considered cannibalism. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5816 So that’s the raw deal? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5817 Watch it! They look like vegetarians. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5818 Is this pizza vegetarian? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5819 I guess the alternative is cannibalism. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5820 They certainly aren’t vegan! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5821 But how could it ever hurt them? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5822 Tomato: Could they be stalking me? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5823 They eat like bears. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5824 Technically, on the plant tomato IS a fruit, but at the table it's considered a vegetable. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5825 That looks like the Keto table. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5826 An eye for an eye… 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5827 This is why I only eat meat. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5828 Oh, now I see why the hostess asked if we minded being seated next to the veg-table. It's creepy seeing what's on your fork chowing down in front of you. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5829 I guess it makes sense that they aren’t vegan. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5830 We should leave. We could be next. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5831 Unconscionable. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5832 They look so fresh... It took us eight months to get our reservation at Delmonico's (or Peter Luger... or Gallagher's...) 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5833 I see the vegetables have been taking nutrition lessons again. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5834 Vegans are phonies! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5835 This meatatarian craze has gone too far! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5836 Mann broccoli you need to eat this juicy new meat 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5837 It looks like Beef Tomato is dining with the Spears again. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5838 In Pennsylvania we call that a veggie table 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5839 Sure beats the all veggie diet! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5840 Yes, we all eat each other, and I have the right to be offended by that. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5841 Goddamn daytrippers. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5842 That table didn't order any sides. Too close for comfort? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5843 The vegan backlash has begun! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5844 I hate when vegans stare 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5845 Maybe I should start taking 'you are what you eat' more seriously... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5846 even vegetables are not vegan. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5847 And they thought we would just wilt in the face of a passing fad. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5848 Vegan carnivores. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5849 They eat vegetables? We eat meat! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5850 Eating all this meat better make me live longer, because it sure doesn't taste good. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5851 Carnivores. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5852 This meatless thing is going crazy--even the veggies are into it 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5853 I told you some veggies were non-veg. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
5854 Why are they always surprised we’re not cannibals?” 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5855 As if being vegan wasn't hard enough! What are we supposed to eat now, Janet!? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5856 They should know better. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5857 Those meat alternative influencers are so full of themselves. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5858 This revenge dinner party seems unavoidable... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5859 I'm a vegetarian who eats meat! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5860 Well, so much for eating broccoli, asparagus, and tomatoes. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5861 And they think you are what you eat." 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5862 Well that’s a different take on ‘farm to fork’. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5863 They didn't order salads. Well, ...... I guess they are the salads. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5864 The roughage here is quite refined. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5865 Sad. Vegans trying to reverse the effects 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5866 Pretend you don't see them. We don't want them to get the idea that veggies are healthier for them than meat. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5867 It's amazing how real these vegan meats have become. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5868 Maybe there are other reasons to eat more vegetables,,, 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5869 At least we’re not seated by a bunch of cannibals. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5870 This will blow their vegan minds! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5871 Doctor Brown said it's their last meal." Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5872 Looks like the Vegs are taking revenge the Carns! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5873 After eating their poop is processed, and sold as pate. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5874 They must be carnavoratarian 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5875 Remind me next time to reserve in the Vegan section. These meat eaters are way too aggro! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5876 None of is responsible for the complexion of their skin. This fact of nature offers no clue to the character or quality of those people. Be that as it is we are leaving now. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5877 Their mother told them they couldn't leave the table until they were done. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5878 Well, we knew this restaurant was 'earth to table' 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5879 It was advertised as a vegetarian restaurant. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5880 I see Larry, Moe and Curly are rethinking that vegan diet. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5881 I don't think we should have have dropped acid for dessert. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5882 They're definitely Ladies Who Lunch. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5883 You can never trust a vegan. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5884 Vegans my ass! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5885 In don't get it. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5886 I always had suspicions about our vegan diet. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5887 They must be ... what's the opposite of a vegetarian? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5888 Actually, our lives were a lot simpler before someone started this 'vegan' craze! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5889 They're upset because they weren't invited to the V-8 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5890 I guess eating Vegan is a thing of the past. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5891 This might just be the beginning of the end of vegetarianism. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5892 They can't call it vegan, now. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5893 Pretend you don't notice. We don't want to blow their cover. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5894 I just hate vegetarians 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
5895 Well,you are what you eat 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5896 They’re eating meat! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5897 They’re living large now thanks the to that Senate race.” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5898 I think they’re having gopher. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5899 Don’t look now, but the cannibals are staring. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5900 I 've heard that the veggies believe they are farming us humans by feeding us until we die and become fertilizer for more veggies! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5901 I’ve heard of Impossible Burgers, but those steaks look so real. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5902 Who said we should eat our vegetables? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5903 I'm going to rethink hitting the salad bar. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5904 Cannibals! They are eating plant based meat. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5905 And here we are vegans since eighties! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5906 I think I'm going to avoid the plant-based protein menu. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5907 I can understand why the waiter asked us for a potato choice- but vegetables??? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5908 Ozzie, how crude is they? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5909 Fine, why is a ‘technically a fruit’ eating the flesh of a cow? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5910 Well, I never thought I’d feel guilty ordering a salad… 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5911 Our waiter said the vegetables were fresh but they look a little salty 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5912 Cowpital punishment 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5913 It's an ethical thing. They refuse to eat other vegetables. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5914 Don't look now but I think that was Aunt Kale on their plates, so be quiet and DON'T eat your veggies!! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5915 Do they know something we don’t? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5916 Well who's eating who's vegetables now, huh? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5917 I think the asparagus is eating a hamb urger. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
5918 Eat your people, or else no dessert! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5919 Well, so much for the ole "you are what you eat" thing. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5920 A funny thing happened at a restaurant when three customers came in seeing a tomato head, corn cob & brockley were dining. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5921 Vengeful vegetarians! One day, they will turn on us! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5922 And so began the vegetables revenge against their mistreatment by the animals. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5923 I don't like the veggies in this place. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5924 That's why we don't make friends with salad. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5925 How rude they are to be eating your poor children in front of us ! Veggie discrimination! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5926 Eat your beef. It's good for you 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5927 Coming out of the carnivore closet has never been this explicit. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5928 So maybe keto doesn't stunt your growth. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5929 Ignore them. They are wild vegetables 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5930 Who brought the pen to take note? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5931 What's the red one doing at that table of greens? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5932 If we're supposed to eat our vegetables, and are indeed doing so right now, are they...eating...oh, but they couldn't be!...eating...us? Oh dear! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5933 do they realize the how unsafe the keto diet is? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5934 I guess the saying,"you are what you eat" isn't true after all. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5935 Oh! I love Crazy Salad. I didn’t realize they served It here. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5936 It's ok, they're eating organic meat 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5937 when you don't eat your greens, they start to eat us 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5938 I think they probably just made a big missed steak” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5939 Finally... the day i dreaded for so long has come upon us. And right before desert too. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5940 So I guess that's why they say veggies are good for you. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5941 In circular thought, like the tail eating dragon, they realized how they each ate what each eats. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5942 I suppose the opposite is true: you aren't what you eat. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5943 They're carnivores in disguise. Watch how they devour the steaks and burger! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5944 ‘Maybe a nice bottle of red would go well with their steak’. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5945 Jim, remind me to cancel our reservation at the new vegetarian restaurant 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5946 Not all vegetables…. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5947 Eating vegetables is against their religion. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5948 You see Frankenfood. I see pioneers of transgenic rights. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5949 Kinda makes you question veganism 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5950 This restaurant fattens them up before they take them to the slaughterhouse. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5951 I thought they would have been Vegan! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5952 They give a whole new meaning to the word vegetarian. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5953 Clearly,not everyone is what they eat. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5954 One entrée, one side. I told you, but you had to argue with the waiter. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5955 Is not healthy to eat human with cake, stupid vegies 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5956 They Must be Vegetarians" You Think 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5957 And I thought this was a vegan restaurant! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5958 I say it's tempeh, and I say the hell with it. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5959 Oh yea…bite me! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5960 It’s hard to make a moral case for cannibalism. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5961 every dog has his day 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5962 Things haven't been the same since Armie Hammer took over Newman's Own. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5963 Are they dining on plants, animals, or humans? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5964 He has health problems. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5965 And they say that revenge is best served cold. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5966 On second thought, let's go with the veal. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5967 I think they are refusing to eat their vegetables 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5968 All that red meat isn't good for them. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5969 You can always spot a meat-atarian by how they look. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5970 I am sure their mothers told them to eat all their red meat to get big and strong 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5971 Added meat hormones. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5972 They're here analyzing the competition. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5973 Can't say for sure, but tastes corn-fed. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5974 I've read that a high protein diet can be the first step in achieving a spectacular coiffure. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5975 No one is who they seem anymore. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5976 well it is hard to be totally vegan… 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5977 They’re having either steak or a crudités platter 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5978 I never liked certain vegetables. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5979 Wonder if the desserts are also GMO 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5980 OMG, crudites gobbling up workingman steaks! We're not in New Jersey anymore! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5981 And they claim to be vegetarian? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5982 Harold, look over there…this place has r e a l l y changed, I swear the round one had a side salad for a starter. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5983 They were already dead anyways. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5984 The vegans have gone too far! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5985 Who can you trust? There sit three life-long Vegans gobbling T-Bones like common carnivores. I give up! Goody Mediterranean diet. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5986 You know, I've heard that turnip-about is fair play. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5987 Let them eat carrot cake! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5988 A dip in a steam pot might teach them a lesson. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5989 And I said “Cannibalism? Cannabalism?!” She started acting like it wasn’t soy-based… 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5990 - It's like they've never seen GMO vegetables at a restaurant... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5991 The highlight of their menu is liver-burger with fava bean pie. But I don't see any chianti. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5992 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the salad. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5993 vegans from the "Upside Down" 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5994 Humanity is surpassed in Collective Intellect by three diverse vegetables without any "treaty, Alps, or quarter", because, after all is said and done, nothing's said, less is done, and "Just come off it, Donald." is much more Fun. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5995 I thought you said this wasn’t a vegan place.” 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5996 Why do all these rural vegetarian Republicans insist on leaving home to dine in New York 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5997 Looks like the Left don't always eat their own. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5998 I didn’t say they were envious. We’re just more delectable. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5999 Last time I ate a Todd he made my pee stink. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6000 I thought this place was supposed to be non-GMO 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6001 That reminds me - when you gargle my piss tonight it may smell like that fellow over there. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6002 That's what they call a balanced diet. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6003 Plants on meat-based diet? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6004 Sure, but it'd be a lot weirder if they were cannibals. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6005 Tommy Tomato has moved on— you have to let go, John. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6006 I guess carbs are out. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6007 Yea, I know it's weird; but the alternative would kinda be like cannibalism, right? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6008 They must be plant-based renegades. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6009 Those vegans are so solipsistic. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6010 I didn't know the Flytraps dined here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6011 My doctor did say some vegetables are a good source of iron. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6012 Steak? I think it's just is a waste of a good salad. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6013 I don't know about you guys, but vegan guilt isn't enough for me, I demand reparations. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6014 Eat your beef fellas. And remember: you’re doing it for the poor souls back on the farm, still neck-deep in this animal’s manure. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6015 Speaking as an animal, Venus fly traps were disturbing enough. Using cutlery adds a whole new dimension of creepiness. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6016 Yes, I’m a veg, but I eat meat! Right?? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6017 This is why I only buy organic produce. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6018 No crudités for us! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6019 Makes you think twice about being a vegetarian. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6020 Of course not. They're not cannibals, you know. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6021 Three Vmeatarian’s Vegen Out. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6022 I don't know how they have the guts. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6023 They're on a diet. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6024 I could go for that tomato. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6025 If i was a vegetarian, i was join them, with my knife and fork. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6026 They're meatgans. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6027 You think they're vegetables,wait until I polish off this bolognese. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6028 They're pigs. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6029 Their enthusiasm and slurping suggests those steaks and hamburgers are not made from chickpeas. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6030 Finish these steaks and those smirky vegans won’t know what to do for their next meal. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6031 For a bunch of vegetables, they sure look beefy. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6032 They're eating grease. With sugar! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6033 Didn't the Green family tell us that they were vegan? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6034 They are definitely not vegetarians. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6035 Well, they aren't what [i]they[/i] eat. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6036 Don't stare at those vegetables! Just eat! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6037 I'd heard that crudités were into red meat. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6038 That's why food prices are rising! Robert Jablon/202-333-5332/rcjablon@aol.com 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6039 Didn’t the waitress suggest mindful eating? 🥦🧠 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6040 Even vegetables eat meat 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6041 They only serve tough vegetables here 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6042 Those were not shiitake mushrooms in our risotto. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6043 They seem capable of feeling full. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6044 This vegan restaurant is a bit too much. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6045 These darn GMOs are getting a bit nerve wracking, in my opinion. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6046 Strictly carnivores for these veggies. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6047 I hear the Corn Clan invaded their territory. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6048 ‘Eat your vegetables!’ my pork butt. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6049 Look at that table - they must be trying to bulk up the limp veggies here 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6050 So much for the saying, “You are what you eat”. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6051 Look what the crudites are eating! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6052 Take comfort in Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Wise men put their trust in ideas and not in circumstances." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6053 ...and you thought it was wrong for us to order vegetable soup. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6054 Meatless meat, my eye! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6055 Well brought up to eat their proteins. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6056 Clearly their parents never told them to eat their vegetables. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6057 I guess discretion isn’t the better part of vegan! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6058 It's the Frankenfood family in 2B. Don't make any sudden moves. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6059 We'll see how true 'you are what you eat' really is. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6060 It would be weirder if they were vegan. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6061 I’m sure there’s more to it than meets the eye. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6062 The observe Spinachless Sundays. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6063 That’s the cat’s pajamas. Meowza! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6064 0h, hell, who wants to be a vegetarian? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6065 They are eating meats lovers pizza! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6066 It’s a new fad for vegetable fertilizer. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6067 Boy,this is almost as good as playing hooky!!!! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6068 Atypical carnivores. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6069 You know they have every right, but it just gives me the willies, seeing them just sitting there, chomping... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6070 Don’t look back, but those two could be our desert. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6071 Where's the crudite? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6072 I never worried about G.M.O.s until they affected me on a personal level. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6073 Red meats are in season 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6074 We might be simple creatures, but we’re not cannibals 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6075 Well! Just look at that. Carnivorous vegans! What a scandal! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6076 Those tablemates represent a year's worth of fiber! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6077 It stands for Genetically Modified Organisms. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6078 They say they're non-gmo, but I'm skeptical. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6079 Antidishestablishmeatarianism, it's an extremist cult. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6080 Are they watching? Yeah, the Surgeon General now recommends at least 4-6 servings of meat a day, so eat up boys! Gotta stay healthy!” 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6081 I hate people who don’t practice what they preach. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6082 Do the vegetarians know they'll be gorging on cholesterol? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6083 I think they tried to be vegetarians, but social media accused them of cannibalism and threatened to shut down their twitter account. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6084 don't pass aspara-gas at the table 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6085 I guess veggies do have protein 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6086 no, dude, for real those are definitely the guys from veggietales. trust me, i had to watch that shit at conversion camp. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6087 What are they looking at? Nobody's perfect! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6088 Of course they are eating vegan meat. You are what you eat. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6089 Look hun! It’s Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, and that Bob guy from Veggie Tales! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6090 Ya know John, I’m glad we’re not vegan anymore 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6091 And then we told them, they had to eat less meat to improve their health. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6092 Vinos 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6093 I love how everyone assumes we’re cannibals. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6094 Are you crazy? You want them to be cannibals? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6095 Hmmm..... Maybe we've got it all wrong. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6096 They’re carnivores… who knew?! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6097 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6098 Didn't know veggies like meat 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6099 The Veggies are all eating meat. Let's re-order and live it up! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6100 We All knew it was inevitable: the Produce has finally gone Carnivor! " jk fuller genoa,nv 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6101 Well...I guess that answers that question. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6102 plant based is better 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6103 Holy shit what the fuck. What the fuck. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6104 It’s kinda the opposite of a busman’s holiday. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6105 Well, I’m going 100% meat based. Yeah, red meat only! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6106 Well...that figures, they done eat or drink their own kind! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6107 They are obviously carnivores in vegans clothes. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6108 I miss the short waits for a table and I miss photosynthesis. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6109 Now I feel guilty about eating vegan. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6110 what did they think "Veggies on Pizza" meant? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6111 they look stupid asf lmao 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6112 As they say, turnabout is fair play. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6113 I’m a vegetarian, but I’ve never heard of that vegetable diet. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6114 This bicep burger is really tough 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6115 Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Vegan” “Vegan who?” “I’m better than you. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6116 That "crunching" sounds are coming from the vegetarians. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6117 they're hoping to become yeomen warders at the Tower of London 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6118 You just couldn’t let me order a second starch, could you? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6119 I'm ready to go vegan now but I'll cut out the middle man. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6120 Ahh fuck oh my god were freaking veggies oh shit dude I’m an apple bro oh my fuck veggie tales in this jawn 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6121 When it said vegeatarian I assumed it was a typo. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
6122 Why are you gawking? It makes sense; vegies just lack protein. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6123 I have never eaten meat before... 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6124 Vegans make me sick! And speaking of which, this steak is the sickest! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6125 I know, but we couldn’t afford here - and besides, we like carrot better this way anyhow 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6126 I wish our nerdy friend didn't smell like pee. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6127 They're getting back at us. I should have know this would happen. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6128 they don't seem to be sitting six feet apart- what is wrong with them! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6129 I can understand why they are eating meat 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6130 How many times have I told you that we should have switched to a plant based diet 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6131 Ugh it's those cosplayers from the "Veggies-feel-too-so-just-eat-meat" campaign again. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6132 this shows us you don’t look how you eat 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6133 Those vegans are so full of themselves! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6134 My roommate in college used to use those after she broke up with her boyfriend.... 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6135 But they said they were out of crudité 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6136 Now I understand why this is know as a vegetarian restaurant. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6137 They really have terrific haircuts. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6138 One Anderson burger and two Anderson steaks. I thought the Andersons moved to New York. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6139 I mean, go without meat??… 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6140 Are they eating vegetables? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6141 Ugh. Always hated eating this stuff! So much for red meat. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6142 Where do they think all the protein comes from? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6143 It's agitprop: reverse psychology. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6144 I was always told that vegetables are good for you. Tell that to the steers. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6145 I HATE vegetables! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6146 How long can we remain vegan now? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6147 Now I see where crudite its oomph! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6148 Veggiegration is a thing now. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6149 Thats what happen wehn the powerchange 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6150 There goes all of my hopes of a nutritional world! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6151 See what happened when they ate too much plant-based meat 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6152 No salad?" or "Plant-based alternatives?" or "You are what you eat." or "Their skin looks so healthy." 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6153 I describe myself as a Protarian, not a Meatarian 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6154 What? Are we supposed to eat ourselves? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6155 I'm not sure, but it looks like they're eating parts of people. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6156 It's hard to eat with those humans watching us! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6157 Looks like revenge is meat. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6158 Arrgh! It's plant-based! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6159 Honey did you notice they ordered plant based meat? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6160 So is that how an impossible burger is made? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6161 Just because they're vegan doesn't mean we have to be! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6162 I guess they went all in on the Keto diet? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6163 I told you wagyu was good for you 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6164 Protein eating vegetables is essential for all new gardeners communities 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6165 Why would anyone prefer to eat us? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6166 The broccoli got the plant-based burger? I wonder how long he's been a cannibal? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6167 This is giving me Soylent Green and Eye for an Eye vibes. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6168 They no nothing about portion control. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6169 Plant-based Keto is really trending. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6170 It must be awfully boring being a vegetable growing up in dirt, sitting under a hot sun, and eating nothing but water and fertilizer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6171 I guess you can have a clear conscience about eating meat if your main purpose in life is photosynthesis. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6172 Do you think if we eat them, we get some of that protein too? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6173 No wonder George Bush hated broccoli. Who orders a hamburger in a steakhouse? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6174 Those must be the anti-vegans. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6175 There's an understanding: they don't ask what crudités are, and we don't ask what type of meat that is. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6176 So that’s how vegetables get their protein 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6177 They're looking over at us. Look like you're enjoying it. We've got to make them like meat again or we're doomed. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6178 I’ve always told you that vegetables go better with steak.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6179 It would be weird if they were not carnivores. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6180 meat is so delicious! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6181 Our salad days are over - we're living large. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6182 Let's invite them over for a rump roast. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6183 Wanna share a salad? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6184 I'd pegged them as vegans. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6185 Since when did the vegetables start eating meat? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6186 Harold, I'm repulsed at the sight of them over there. They look like Joey Chestnut on the 4th of July. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6187 Wasn't she in the original production of BRIGADOON? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6188 I thought they said they were vegetarians. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6189 Broccoli’s social reach has never been lower. They’re hoping this controversy will secure him those brand deals again. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6190 I guess we three give new meaning to the phrase 'meat and greet.' 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6191 Hurry up and eat the-ugh-meat. Chef says they ordered the meat sauce. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6192 I am so glad we didn't invite that narrow minded carrot. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6193 Do they eat their veggies? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6194 Who knew that even the Vegetables themself weren't even Vegatarian, quite a twist to us humans huh!? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6195 Bring on the meat sweats, mes amis! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6196 I think I know why our food tastes like dirt(sh*t)…” “Would you rather they eat their own?” “That’s what happens when you grow up on blood meal and uranium.” “So…Elon Musk acquired Monsanto._. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6197 It was all a ploy! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6198 Well, it's certainly not farm-to-table-manners. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6199 I liked it better when we ate the meat ourselves. Dibs on the beefsteak tomato! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6200 Those 10k diets are dog eat dog so I understand they re. Glutens for the meat on pig out night! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6201 So that's what vegetables eat on a night on the town. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6202 There's no way that tastes anything like real hamburger bun. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6203 Vegans..... # 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6204 I’m afraid I can’t help you with that. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6205 They're meat eaters? Hypocrites. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6206 Just look at them. God, I hate asparagus. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6207 If they feed the vegetables steak, then how exactly is our meal vegan? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6208 I know I should eat less red meat and more vegetables, but if I do that ...you're a goner. .. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6209 I thought they only served vegetarian foods here. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6210 Mr Beefy Broccoli, Mr Beefsteak Tomato and Mr Asparagus Spears Sirloin. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6211 this will change their opinion of what Vegan REALLY means... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6212 Veganism is a matter of perspective, really. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6213 That's the Vegetarian table. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6214 That steak company must be deliriously happy! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6215 Going vegan was a bad idea 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6216 The vegans have really taken over this restaurant. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6217 If beef makes them smart then no beef makes us stupid. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6218 Could explain why the ratatouille has a beefy flavor. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6219 87% of humans are killed annually to feed veggies, live in poor conditions , say no to human meat, eat a pig! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6220 It looks like their food came before their drinks. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6221 They're either vegetable carnivores, or if that's plant-based meat, cannibals. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6222 Should we tell them it's Impossible Meat? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6223 They're V.E.G.A.N. Vegetables Eating Game As Noncannibals. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6224 It's hard to believe, but some people eat nothing but this animal stuff. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6225 This carrying vegan too far 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6226 ...and I want separate checks! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6227 georege bush loves hamburgers 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6228 I should have ordered the Veggie’s burger. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6229 Oh my god I KNEW it 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6230 And a couch potato is a couch meatloaf. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6231 Joke's on them; those are insect-based meat substitutes. That's where we are all headed with these commies in office. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6232 No, eating this sandwich does not offset your 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6233 Hey guys we didn 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6234 ‘I feel like a cannibal when eating a vegan meal’ 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6235 I guess restaurants serving impossible meat isn’t that outrageous… 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6236 'Government's latest food program to increase protein consumption" 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6237 The vegetarians always stake their claim on entrees first. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6238 'Heirloom vegetables--nothing but table to farm for them!" 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6239 Eat up quickly -- before they start prepping for the next vegetarian meal. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6240 I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO QUIT GETTING HOME DELIVERY OF OUR STEAK DINNERS. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6241 I guess it makes sense…I mean, cow’s eat grass! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6242 Grassy, I know red is the complement of greed but your steak is way to rare. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6243 A touch of Bearnaise, and we have the winner dinner. Order up! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6244 What was that they said about looking your food in the eye? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6245 You never know what to expect from them vegetarians. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6246 Crude, aren't they? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6247 I'm a vegetable too, so I don't know why you're staring. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6248 Disgusting 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6249 If you must eat us, then we must eat you. Pass the hot sauce please. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6250 Those superveggies are chowing down on growth hormone and genetically modified beef. Next year they'll be eating us. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6251 It's an intimidation tactic. Ignore them and enjoy your pasta primavera. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6252 This place just isn’t the same since they started serving vegan food 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6253 Don’t worry humans, it’s vegan 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6254 OK, that's really messed with my vegetarian diet. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6255 Carnivorous vegans at work!" 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6256 But they are eating the DASH Diet: Dessert, Alcohol, Steak, Havana Cigars. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6257 Do you ever wonder what it would be like to suck on a bitches whole foot after she had that chinese foot binding shit done to her? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6258 Hey Marge……Even the vegetables need some meat every now and again…. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6259 Sometimes even they just gotta let loose. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6260 Mmm. Beef-fed vegetables. Sign me up! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6261 I've always said that broccoli bites. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6262 No --- we're not vegetarians. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6263 Them? They're Vegetarians from the planet Vegetable. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6264 I guess we can't blame them for not ordering a side. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6265 I heard them tell the waiter they're vegetarians. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6266 Mr Corn didn't come because he is tired of your ranting about meat eating and global warming! At least they can't hear you! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6267 This is one mean way to build our biceps. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6268 And they say, "Eat healthy". I would love to have a camera right now, and prove them all wrong. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6269 Everyone should just be eating their vegetables and we wouldn't have to do this! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6270 While seeking revenge for the grass-fed beef, the beef-fed grass save room for dessert. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6271 Someone has to eat it 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6272 We get it. You eat meat. You don't have to rub it in people's faces. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6273 Vegetables are gross when they get swoll. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6274 Carnivores. They're all the same. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6275 Look Samantha, this is what we call the circle of life. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6276 If only your vegetarian friend were here now. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6277 I'm thinking about going Hugan." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6278 They are pretending to be antivegan, but you can tell they don't really like it because none of them have their iPhones out to take a picture. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6279 They are enjoying the meat! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6280 I'm sending back the vegetarian special. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6281 Who would have thought there would be this backlash to “Eat your vegetables”? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6282 What about the Politics of " Strange Vegetables" 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6283 Doesn't that just take you back to the meat and three veg days? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6284 Farm to table, Table for farm, Symantec’s Carl 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6285 That's how I feel when I eat broccoli. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6286 We need tequila to go with our crudités 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6287 They only eat free-range rare. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6288 I suppose they HAVE to. Otherwise they 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6289 They LOOOOVE their aardvark. Savages! Let's wait out back, steam two of them and hack up the third for salad. That sounds odd on a first date, I know, but you better not cross me. You've heard what I'm capable of. I'm feeling bloated. You? Burrrrrrp! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6290 "You are what you eat", so must be Vegens. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6291 It burns me how Big Ag thinks they can simply eat the competition and nobody will notice! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6292 Farm to Table Manners! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6293 Animal Farm by George Orwell 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6294 Honey, I can't carry on with the diet. My dreams are turning into reality! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6295 Do you think they are vegans. ??? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6296 HMPFF...and they preach at US to eat healthier! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6297 Crudites' Night Out, I take it.. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
6298 Dr OZ ‘ crudité going to the dark side 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6299 I knew they weren 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6300 Well they did say they serve Crudité here. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6301 If they can eat our cousins, we can eat theirs 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6302 The reviews said this play was farm to table, but they squashed my appetite. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6303 Dessert will be waiting next table, the waiter said. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6304 Shall I order the Crudités from NJ or save my appetite for the Whoopi’s pie from PA? Decisions Decisions 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6305 They’ve been glutin free for about a month. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6306 So this is what it feels like! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6307 A couple dining at a table look over to the table next to them, which has vegetables dining on red meat dishes. OR SO SAYS THE ALT-TEXT! (maybe it's not RED meat?) 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6308 I don’t care for the way the broccoli has been eyeing us 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6309 Who says you have to be vegetarian to be a vegetable? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6310 Darwin's notions about evolution seem sketchy. I betcha a few quick phone pics could make us rich and famous 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6311 We eat healthy, not like those drinkers. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6312 Can you believe what the vegetables can get away with?! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6313 Am i right, Tom? Revenge never tasted so sweet 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6314 How gauche!I can’t believe they ordered it well done. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6315 At least the fields are weed free. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6316 I guess that's the raw food diet. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6317 Remember the Jolly Green Giant? Well, those are kvetchtables. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6318 Wait, what? Who knew vegetables enjoyed eating meat more than we ever bothered to ask where, when and why? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6319 Don’t be so fresh, asking for raw meat. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6320 A bit barbaric for my taste 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6321 Of course, they wouldn't be vegetarians now, would they? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6322 True to their word, City Council is beefing it up with the backyard gardening volunteers. When did we become the frugal ones, Harold? Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6323 I like their fruit dishes better. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6324 Great adaptation! These plants are now able to eat air-based meat not animal meat...the tomato looks really delicious, Sweetheart 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6325 And I just wanted to stay home and veg! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6326 What did they think, we’re some kinda cannibals? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6327 I heard they’re vegans. We’d better eat and run. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6328 Hurry up, Norman, we may be on the dessert menu. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6329 This is what happens when you fool around with that witch. Hopefully that meat is rich enough with trans fats to reverse the curse. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6330 That Broccoli Burger looks good! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6331 No room for anymore beef here! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6332 What are they thinking, that we would ever eat of eating our own? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6333 Cannibalism goes well with a good wine. Waiter? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6334 So they don't bruise 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6335 This’ll show them! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6336 Whenever i come here with the spinach, he always orders a salad. What a creep, right? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6337 Tired of getting crapped on, REVENGE!! 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6338 Apparently eating vegetables is murder. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6339 They look disgusting. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6340 Well, the menu did say they serve ‘meat and three’. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6341 Grass fed and organic ,only the best for us veggies 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
6342 No wonder they're not vegitarian. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
6343 I guess that this is a woke culture performance where they’re eating us and not we them. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0