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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-08-21T22:38:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-09-04T22:40:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-08-29T22:39:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 5, 2022 |
Number of captions | 6344 |
Number of responses | 534542 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | This place is known for serving local produce. | 1.9078 | 0.01632 | 2418 | 900 | 841 | 677 |
1 | Appears to be a food group . | 1.9032 | 0.02218 | 1332 | 507 | 447 | 378 |
2 | Elbows on the table. Another reason I don't like broccoli. | 1.8849 | 0.01395 | 3433 | 1366 | 1096 | 971 |
3 | Well, you did tell the waiter to serve the vegetables first." | 1.8585 | 0.01520 | 2806 | 1136 | 931 | 739 |
4 | Well, if I was going to spoil in a few days, I'd have steak too | 1.8508 | 0.01904 | 1736 | 695 | 605 | 436 |
5 | How can they be here without dressing?! | 1.8404 | 0.01796 | 2043 | 862 | 645 | 536 |
6 | After months of just fertilizer can you blame them? | 1.8383 | 0.01662 | 2282 | 933 | 785 | 564 |
7 | This is the only place around here that serves vegetables. | 1.8319 | 0.01587 | 2534 | 1057 | 846 | 631 |
8 | It could get really messy if we have to Heimlich the tomato. | 1.8285 | 0.01887 | 1866 | 807 | 572 | 487 |
9 | On the other hand, wouldn't it be weirder if they had ordered salad? | 1.8278 | 0.01670 | 2230 | 918 | 778 | 534 |
10 | We tried for three months to get a reservation and they just walk in, farm to table. | 1.8198 | 0.02073 | 1498 | 641 | 486 | 371 |
11 | I would send over a salad, but it could be someone they know. | 1.8181 | 0.02653 | 918 | 395 | 295 | 228 |
12 | You know it’s a good vegetarian restaurant when the vegetables eat there. | 1.8143 | 0.01874 | 1917 | 856 | 561 | 500 |
13 | The menu does say they serve vegetables. | 1.8114 | 0.01582 | 2487 | 1052 | 852 | 583 |
14 | Why do they always serve the salad first? | 1.8093 | 0.01649 | 2397 | 1053 | 748 | 596 |
15 | When did they start serving vegetables? | 1.7990 | 0.01927 | 1731 | 765 | 549 | 417 |
16 | Eat slow. I want to see what they get for dessert. | 1.7982 | 0.01714 | 2027 | 849 | 738 | 440 |
17 | See? Even they don't want kale at their table. | 1.7937 | 0.01680 | 2268 | 1008 | 720 | 540 |
18 | I didn’t know they served vegetables here. | 1.7893 | 0.01823 | 1884 | 830 | 621 | 433 |
19 | Turns out you aren’t what you eat. | 1.7891 | 0.01655 | 2210 | 951 | 774 | 485 |
20 | I have to admit... it's refreshing to see they don't eat their vegetables either | 1.7881 | 0.01644 | 2166 | 912 | 801 | 453 |
21 | Are they still staring? I feel like I'm in the produce aisle. | 1.7879 | 0.02398 | 1056 | 456 | 368 | 232 |
22 | Vegetables served separately" seems to mean something different here | 1.7873 | 0.02018 | 1467 | 627 | 525 | 315 |
23 | You see… even broccoli doesn’t like broccoli! | 1.7851 | 0.01918 | 1717 | 766 | 554 | 397 |
24 | So this is farm to table. | 1.7633 | 0.01889 | 1635 | 716 | 590 | 329 |
25 | See? They don't want kale at their table either. | 1.7622 | 0.02065 | 1455 | 665 | 471 | 319 |
26 | It must be a special occasion. Usually they just get water. | 1.7567 | 0.02131 | 1340 | 610 | 446 | 284 |
27 | Sorry Tom, but this burger really needs ketchup. | 1.7534 | 0.02245 | 1253 | 588 | 386 | 279 |
28 | Apparently you are not what you eat | 1.7486 | 0.02031 | 1416 | 636 | 500 | 280 |
29 | I can't keep track anymore. Are those plant-based meats or meat-based plants? | 1.7478 | 0.02328 | 1118 | 515 | 370 | 233 |
30 | If you think that’s bad, I saw them smoking outside earlier. | 1.7476 | 0.02238 | 1276 | 609 | 380 | 287 |
31 | They're being fattened up for the salad bar. | 1.7473 | 0.02083 | 1393 | 641 | 463 | 289 |
32 | The farm to table movement is really taking off. | 1.7431 | 0.02190 | 1277 | 597 | 411 | 269 |
33 | Would it kill them to eat a salad? | 1.7419 | 0.02201 | 1263 | 591 | 407 | 265 |
34 | I was wondering what the opposite of grass-fed beef was. | 1.7412 | 0.02206 | 1283 | 609 | 397 | 277 |
35 | They did say they served vegetables. | 1.7403 | 0.02212 | 1182 | 535 | 419 | 228 |
36 | In their defense, the alternative is cannibalism. | 1.7378 | 0.02248 | 1205 | 566 | 389 | 250 |
37 | Who serves tomatoes with asparagus? | 1.7376 | 0.02240 | 1208 | 566 | 393 | 249 |
38 | So, you STILL think GMOs are a good idea? | 1.7315 | 0.02406 | 1106 | 542 | 319 | 245 |
39 | This farm to table thing has gotten a bit ridiculous.” | 1.7304 | 0.02374 | 1072 | 507 | 347 | 218 |
40 | I'm sure they're washed, dear. This is a very nice restaurant. | 1.7290 | 0.02316 | 1022 | 456 | 387 | 179 |
41 | I really hope I don’t have to perform the Heimlich maneuver on the tomato. | 1.7236 | 0.02473 | 977 | 464 | 319 | 194 |
42 | So maybe you aren't what you eat. | 1.7231 | 0.02899 | 697 | 327 | 236 | 134 |
43 | I didn't know they served vegetables. | 1.7188 | 0.02878 | 754 | 371 | 224 | 159 |
44 | Well now I feel uncomfortable ordering the vegetarian entree. | 1.7172 | 0.02500 | 916 | 428 | 319 | 169 |
45 | When you invited me to dinner at a vegetarian restaurant I envisioned something different. | 1.7159 | 0.02597 | 873 | 416 | 289 | 168 |
46 | Must've been awkward putting ketchup on that burger. | 1.7156 | 0.02568 | 879 | 415 | 299 | 165 |
47 | Of course they’re eating meat. Think what being Vegan means to a vegetable. | 1.7148 | 0.02656 | 838 | 401 | 275 | 162 |
48 | Yeah, this is where they usually hang out after all the salad bars close at 2 a.m. | 1.7115 | 0.02934 | 676 | 322 | 227 | 127 |
49 | They only look cultivated. | 1.7087 | 0.02915 | 824 | 443 | 178 | 203 |
50 | So thats why they taste so good | 1.7084 | 0.02680 | 823 | 398 | 267 | 158 |
51 | You didn't expect them to eat salad, did you? | 1.7049 | 0.02691 | 793 | 379 | 269 | 145 |
52 | Sorry to inform you, but one's a fruit | 1.6963 | 0.02798 | 721 | 346 | 248 | 127 |
53 | I know this sounds weird, but I am fantasizing about everyone at that table covered in ranch. | 1.6952 | 0.02889 | 702 | 345 | 226 | 131 |
54 | Well, there goes the “you are what you eat” theory! | 1.6841 | 0.03012 | 611 | 296 | 212 | 103 |
55 | The website did say this place was farm to table… | 1.6823 | 0.02961 | 620 | 298 | 221 | 101 |
56 | Meat-based plants. I hear it’s the latest craze. | 1.6820 | 0.03123 | 610 | 309 | 186 | 115 |
57 | That's why the veggie burgers are so good now | 1.6796 | 0.03090 | 593 | 293 | 197 | 103 |
58 | I didn’t know they served food here | 1.6781 | 0.03185 | 584 | 297 | 178 | 109 |
59 | I'll have what the asparagus is having. | 1.6774 | 0.03053 | 589 | 287 | 205 | 97 |
60 | Vegans: always the biggest hypocrites." | 1.6766 | 0.03298 | 572 | 300 | 157 | 115 |
61 | I hate to see vegetables go bad. | 1.6746 | 0.03654 | 461 | 241 | 129 | 91 |
62 | You didn't expect them to order salad did you? | 1.6704 | 0.03153 | 540 | 263 | 192 | 85 |
63 | Well of course they’re not vegetarians Craig. Use your head. | 1.6703 | 0.03626 | 458 | 238 | 133 | 87 |
64 | It’s like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in bacon. | 1.6627 | 0.03852 | 498 | 296 | 74 | 128 |
65 | Look at them. They think they're so much better for everyone. | 1.6598 | 0.03442 | 488 | 252 | 150 | 86 |
66 | In fairness, cows are usually vegetarians. | 1.6598 | 0.03414 | 482 | 245 | 156 | 81 |
67 | Let's quietly cancel the salad. | 1.6590 | 0.03343 | 481 | 239 | 167 | 75 |
68 | They didn't get that big by eating Brussels Sprouts | 1.6587 | 0.03392 | 463 | 229 | 163 | 71 |
69 | Farm-to-table doesn't mean the same thing anymore | 1.6527 | 0.03505 | 452 | 231 | 147 | 74 |
70 | Oh look a vegeTABLE | 1.6473 | 0.03734 | 431 | 232 | 119 | 80 |
71 | I always wondered how plants got their protein. | 1.6465 | 0.03518 | 430 | 217 | 148 | 65 |
72 | Well, so much for the 'you are what you eat' adage. | 1.6458 | 0.03536 | 432 | 220 | 145 | 67 |
73 | You’d eat like that too if you were on tomorrow’s menu. | 1.6452 | 0.03679 | 420 | 220 | 129 | 71 |
74 | So that's why they call it a beefsteak tomato. | 1.6436 | 0.03698 | 404 | 209 | 130 | 65 |
75 | They met at a salad bar. | 1.6425 | 0.03779 | 400 | 211 | 121 | 68 |
76 | Would you look at that? A left-handed asparagus. | 1.6413 | 0.03871 | 407 | 223 | 107 | 77 |
77 | Honey, ‘How do his glasses stay on?’ is not the first question that came to mind. | 1.6371 | 0.03863 | 394 | 213 | 111 | 70 |
78 | Don’t look now but our salad is eating our dinner. | 1.6366 | 0.03775 | 399 | 212 | 120 | 67 |
79 | At least they’re not humanitarians. | 1.6339 | 0.03830 | 407 | 223 | 110 | 74 |
80 | Put the salad under the table and keep smiling. | 1.6338 | 0.03691 | 385 | 197 | 132 | 56 |
81 | Do you think they’d mind if I started with the large gazpacho? | 1.6332 | 0.03737 | 379 | 195 | 128 | 56 |
82 | See? It's eat or be eaten, Steven. | 1.6322 | 0.03719 | 416 | 224 | 121 | 71 |
83 | Call your wacko vegan sister and tell her to get over here. | 1.6310 | 0.03999 | 374 | 206 | 100 | 68 |
84 | Well, they're SUPPOSED to serve vegetables at all meals. | 1.6263 | 0.03855 | 372 | 198 | 115 | 59 |
85 | Do NOT ask if he is a fruit. | 1.6254 | 0.03961 | 355 | 190 | 108 | 57 |
86 | Isn't revenge a dish best served cold? | 1.6247 | 0.04013 | 373 | 208 | 97 | 68 |
87 | I’d eat like that too if I had no arteries | 1.6236 | 0.04147 | 348 | 194 | 91 | 63 |
88 | Do you understand irony now, Christopher? | 1.6230 | 0.04287 | 313 | 171 | 89 | 53 |
89 | Farm to table works for me | 1.6210 | 0.03837 | 343 | 176 | 121 | 46 |
90 | I don’t see the big dill. | 1.6196 | 0.03955 | 347 | 185 | 109 | 53 |
91 | Kinda makes you rethink that whole vegan thing, doesn't it? | 1.6192 | 0.04169 | 344 | 193 | 89 | 62 |
92 | I would chew that salad a bit more quietly. | 1.6179 | 0.04089 | 335 | 182 | 99 | 54 |
93 | Do they know we just ordered them? | 1.6168 | 0.03897 | 334 | 173 | 116 | 45 |
94 | It looks like a new twist on the farm-to-table thing. | 1.6165 | 0.04397 | 279 | 149 | 88 | 42 |
95 | . . . and, technically, the tomato isn’t even a vegetable. | 1.6149 | 0.04106 | 322 | 173 | 100 | 49 |
96 | A vegan's worst nightmare | 1.6136 | 0.03998 | 352 | 193 | 102 | 57 |
97 | Well, it is a beefsteak tomato after all. | 1.6132 | 0.04266 | 318 | 177 | 87 | 54 |
98 | I suppose we shouldn’t criticize them for not wanting to eat their own kind. | 1.6126 | 0.04024 | 333 | 179 | 104 | 50 |
99 | They eat like animals. | 1.6109 | 0.04415 | 311 | 178 | 76 | 57 |
100 | This is taking Farm to Table Too Far! | 1.6102 | 0.04079 | 313 | 166 | 103 | 44 |
101 | What did you expect them to order? They're not cannibals! | 1.6073 | 0.04288 | 303 | 167 | 88 | 48 |
102 | Well, well, well, look who's moved to the top of the food chain. | 1.6060 | 0.04249 | 302 | 165 | 91 | 46 |
103 | I guess it would be weird if they were eating their vegetables. | 1.6058 | 0.04192 | 274 | 141 | 100 | 33 |
104 | I hope they can pay or they'll end up in the kitchen | 1.6045 | 0.05003 | 220 | 121 | 65 | 34 |
105 | OMG! I mean, GMO! | 1.6045 | 0.04204 | 311 | 171 | 92 | 48 |
106 | Such crudité. | 1.6040 | 0.04321 | 298 | 165 | 86 | 47 |
107 | ... and that night, Tom and Kathy reconsidered their veganism. | 1.6034 | 0.04083 | 295 | 154 | 104 | 37 |
108 | We could save some money on sides if they join us. | 1.6014 | 0.04399 | 296 | 167 | 80 | 49 |
109 | They could have at least gotten dressed for the occasion. | 1.6012 | 0.04032 | 321 | 173 | 103 | 45 |
110 | I think it's taking farm-to-table a little too far | 1.6007 | 0.04244 | 278 | 147 | 95 | 36 |
111 | Shall we have them for dinner? | 1.6007 | 0.04453 | 278 | 154 | 81 | 43 |
112 | That’s a tough bunch, all they do is talk dirt. | 1.6007 | 0.04301 | 293 | 161 | 88 | 44 |
113 | ... and yet no one can explain why they are cholesterol free. | 1.6007 | 0.04216 | 303 | 166 | 92 | 45 |
114 | I’m gonna get steamed if they keep staring. Then the whole place will stink. | 1.5993 | 0.04582 | 277 | 158 | 72 | 47 |
115 | Revenge eating, I think. | 1.5968 | 0.04240 | 315 | 178 | 86 | 51 |
116 | See? Even they think vegetables are boring. | 1.5959 | 0.04234 | 292 | 159 | 92 | 41 |
117 | I told you they served vegetables | 1.5957 | 0.04631 | 282 | 165 | 66 | 51 |
118 | Must be a cheat day. | 1.5951 | 0.04297 | 284 | 155 | 89 | 40 |
119 | Well Marge, think of their alternative. | 1.5942 | 0.04303 | 276 | 149 | 90 | 37 |
120 | I guess it would be weird if they ordered salads" | 1.5920 | 0.04133 | 299 | 162 | 97 | 40 |
121 | I've heard of eating your veggies but "Eat, you're veggies" is new to me | 1.5909 | 0.04334 | 286 | 159 | 85 | 42 |
122 | They think they’re so fancy now that everyone’s calling them "crudité." | 1.5902 | 0.04525 | 266 | 149 | 77 | 40 |
123 | Let's see their reaction when I order grilled vegetables. | 1.5902 | 0.04799 | 266 | 158 | 59 | 49 |
124 | Crudités are misunderstood. | 1.5902 | 0.04462 | 266 | 147 | 81 | 38 |
125 | Big Deal--most restaurants serve vegetables | 1.5894 | 0.04722 | 263 | 153 | 65 | 45 |
126 | Eat fast. The table behind us just ordered salad. | 1.5878 | 0.04549 | 262 | 147 | 76 | 39 |
127 | Are they still staring? So rude! Asking me where I’m from and if I’m organic? Whatever, I was born and raised here! | 1.5878 | 0.04829 | 262 | 156 | 58 | 48 |
128 | Everyone deserves a cheat day, Robert. | 1.5865 | 0.04401 | 266 | 146 | 84 | 36 |
129 | I believe those are Dr. Oz's crudite friends. | 1.5853 | 0.04952 | 258 | 157 | 51 | 50 |
130 | Well, the ad did say they served vegetables..... | 1.5853 | 0.04572 | 258 | 145 | 75 | 38 |
131 | It's their cheat day | 1.5852 | 0.04158 | 270 | 142 | 98 | 30 |
132 | The ad in the paper said they served vegetables. | 1.5840 | 0.04421 | 262 | 144 | 83 | 35 |
133 | Even THEY don’t want to eat them. | 1.5833 | 0.04759 | 252 | 146 | 65 | 41 |
134 | Should we inform them it's all grass fed? | 1.5833 | 0.04624 | 252 | 142 | 73 | 37 |
135 | Apparently, not all vegetables are healthy. | 1.5817 | 0.04674 | 251 | 143 | 70 | 38 |
136 | I guess they're not beyond meat. | 1.5816 | 0.04747 | 239 | 135 | 69 | 35 |
137 | Don't look now, but those vegetarians are eyeing us hungrily. | 1.5814 | 0.04475 | 258 | 143 | 80 | 35 |
138 | The beefsteak tomato makes sense but what about the other two? | 1.5811 | 0.04319 | 265 | 144 | 88 | 33 |
139 | They’re gonna have a lot of greenhouse gas later.” | 1.5808 | 0.04677 | 260 | 151 | 67 | 42 |
140 | They rarely eat their own. | 1.5806 | 0.04753 | 248 | 143 | 66 | 39 |
141 | V.I.N.O.’s (Vegetarians in name only) | 1.5800 | 0.04858 | 250 | 148 | 59 | 43 |
142 | I told you, there's just no telling what's in organic vegetables. | 1.5798 | 0.04557 | 257 | 145 | 75 | 37 |
143 | This Farm to Table movement may have gone too far. | 1.5768 | 0.04756 | 241 | 138 | 67 | 36 |
144 | Farm-to-table is getting weird. | 1.5766 | 0.04756 | 248 | 144 | 65 | 39 |
145 | Did you expect them to order a salad? | 1.5765 | 0.04719 | 255 | 149 | 65 | 41 |
146 | I guess they're beefing up the vegan menu | 1.5761 | 0.04580 | 243 | 135 | 76 | 32 |
147 | How do they decide who to eat as a side? | 1.5760 | 0.04446 | 250 | 137 | 82 | 31 |
148 | I am so tired of being profiled. There is a big difference between being a vegetable and being vegetarian. | 1.5744 | 0.04520 | 242 | 133 | 79 | 30 |
149 | I’m having what they are. Are they having what I am? | 1.5720 | 0.04724 | 236 | 134 | 69 | 33 |
150 | Now I feel bad about ordering a salad | 1.5714 | 0.04724 | 231 | 130 | 70 | 31 |
151 | Better Call Salt. | 1.5708 | 0.04962 | 233 | 138 | 57 | 38 |
152 | They are just your garden variety carnivores. | 1.5696 | 0.05040 | 237 | 144 | 51 | 42 |
153 | You aren't what you eat, I guess. | 1.5679 | 0.04731 | 243 | 141 | 66 | 36 |
154 | I didn't realize until now what the name "beefsteak tomato" meant... | 1.5664 | 0.04641 | 226 | 125 | 74 | 27 |
155 | I’m really watching what I eat right now. | 1.5622 | 0.04875 | 217 | 124 | 64 | 29 |
156 | Geez, I wonder what's eating them! | 1.5591 | 0.04995 | 220 | 130 | 57 | 33 |
157 | Well, that is a beefsteak tomato, but the other two have no excuse. | 1.5581 | 0.05043 | 215 | 127 | 56 | 32 |
158 | Monsanto's way out of control. | 1.5571 | 0.05002 | 210 | 122 | 59 | 29 |
159 | -Hmm, I didn't know they served vegetables here... | 1.5565 | 0.04725 | 239 | 140 | 65 | 34 |
160 | The cow eating a salad at table three suddenly makes sense. | 1.5561 | 0.05019 | 214 | 126 | 57 | 31 |
161 | Who ya callin' crudites? | 1.5561 | 0.04656 | 214 | 118 | 73 | 23 |
162 | Well, no. For me, it’s the little arms that gross me out. | 1.5531 | 0.04814 | 226 | 132 | 63 | 31 |
163 | Looks like today is their cheat day. | 1.5516 | 0.04434 | 252 | 144 | 77 | 31 |
164 | Even Vegetables hate vegetables | 1.5512 | 0.05192 | 205 | 123 | 51 | 31 |
165 | Yeah, well, Groucho Marx wasn't a Marxist. | 1.5512 | 0.05145 | 205 | 122 | 53 | 30 |
166 | Not sure what surprises me more...that they're meat-eaters or how they got past the prep chef. | 1.5460 | 0.05127 | 174 | 97 | 59 | 18 |
167 | See, even the vegetables don't eat healty. | 1.5446 | 0.04864 | 213 | 124 | 62 | 27 |
168 | Makes sense. It is a salad bar. | 1.5442 | 0.04693 | 215 | 122 | 69 | 24 |
169 | Whoever said you are what you eat? | 1.5438 | 0.04841 | 217 | 127 | 62 | 28 |
170 | They have no hearts or arteries, Peter. They can eat all the meat they want. | 1.5421 | 0.05412 | 190 | 116 | 45 | 29 |
171 | Vegetarian, my ass. | 1.5419 | 0.05373 | 203 | 127 | 42 | 34 |
172 | You'd think we didn't have any clothes on or something" | 1.5405 | 0.05197 | 185 | 108 | 54 | 23 |
173 | I see no one ordered a side-salad. | 1.5401 | 0.04927 | 187 | 105 | 63 | 19 |
174 | The farm-to-table movement has gotten so gimmicky. | 1.5393 | 0.04909 | 191 | 108 | 63 | 20 |
175 | so that’s how they get veggie burgers to taste like meat | 1.5393 | 0.05442 | 191 | 118 | 43 | 30 |
176 | That's easy—fuck tomato, marry asparagus, kill broccoli. | 1.5385 | 0.05404 | 195 | 121 | 43 | 31 |
177 | Well, at least they're not eating their own. | 1.5385 | 0.04779 | 182 | 99 | 68 | 15 |
178 | They must be free radicals. | 1.5381 | 0.05214 | 197 | 119 | 50 | 28 |
179 | Is it cannibalism if they eat vegan? | 1.5378 | 0.04837 | 225 | 135 | 59 | 31 |
180 | So this is how veggie burgers are made? | 1.5368 | 0.05096 | 190 | 111 | 56 | 23 |
181 | Why would they serve vegetables in a steakhouse? | 1.5368 | 0.04820 | 231 | 140 | 58 | 33 |
182 | I told you broccoli had no taste! | 1.5361 | 0.04855 | 194 | 110 | 64 | 20 |
183 | Little do they know we are eating Beyond Meat. | 1.5354 | 0.04993 | 198 | 116 | 58 | 24 |
184 | How would I know, James? Maybe they identify as carnivores. | 1.5351 | 0.05311 | 185 | 111 | 49 | 25 |
185 | First, plant based meats. Now, meat based plants. | 1.5337 | 0.05586 | 178 | 110 | 41 | 27 |
186 | But do they eat fish? | 1.5326 | 0.05222 | 184 | 109 | 52 | 23 |
187 | Talk about farm to table! | 1.5320 | 0.05192 | 203 | 125 | 48 | 30 |
188 | So that's where they get all their protein. | 1.5319 | 0.05193 | 188 | 112 | 52 | 24 |
189 | Another thing to worry about—cholesterol in vegetables. | 1.5309 | 0.05072 | 194 | 115 | 55 | 24 |
190 | Don’t be judgmental, Phil. Just because you’re vegan doesn’t mean everyone else has to be. | 1.5301 | 0.05186 | 183 | 108 | 53 | 22 |
191 | SEE!? Even vegetables don't eat vegetables. | 1.5298 | 0.05401 | 168 | 99 | 49 | 20 |
192 | So that’s how they get their nutrients.” | 1.5297 | 0.05368 | 185 | 113 | 46 | 26 |
193 | Isn't the tall one the New Yorker food critic? | 1.5287 | 0.05262 | 174 | 102 | 52 | 20 |
194 | They were all so good in Quiche! | 1.5287 | 0.05199 | 174 | 101 | 54 | 19 |
195 | I'm told they're recovering vegetarians. | 1.5281 | 0.05050 | 178 | 102 | 58 | 18 |
196 | Damn, they gave me an Impossible Burger instead of hamburger! | 1.5281 | 0.05236 | 178 | 105 | 52 | 21 |
197 | Well I'm happy I didn't order the vegetarian entree. | 1.5266 | 0.05571 | 169 | 103 | 43 | 23 |
198 | We’ll look at that, they do have a place at the table” | 1.5263 | 0.05522 | 171 | 104 | 44 | 23 |
199 | No wonder the salad here is so expensive. | 1.5241 | 0.05452 | 166 | 99 | 47 | 20 |
200 | I mean, you did ask for vegetables on the side. | 1.5241 | 0.05384 | 166 | 98 | 49 | 19 |
201 | That's why urban free range veggies are so expensive. | 1.5238 | 0.05269 | 168 | 98 | 52 | 18 |
202 | Sorry which one is your ex? | 1.5238 | 0.05661 | 168 | 104 | 40 | 24 |
203 | Okay, what's really weird is those tiny hands. | 1.5236 | 0.04970 | 191 | 112 | 58 | 21 |
204 | You know what eats me? | 1.5235 | 0.05420 | 170 | 102 | 47 | 21 |
205 | As long as they’re grass fed I see no issue here. | 1.5220 | 0.04869 | 205 | 122 | 59 | 24 |
206 | Oh ! No wonder vegetables taste so good! | 1.5217 | 0.05716 | 161 | 99 | 40 | 22 |
207 | There goes another 50 years of research down the toilet. | 1.5202 | 0.05413 | 173 | 105 | 46 | 22 |
208 | Well they’re certainly not your garden variety predators. | 1.5202 | 0.05350 | 173 | 104 | 48 | 21 |
209 | I’ll have the beef-fed broccolini. | 1.5198 | 0.05440 | 177 | 109 | 44 | 24 |
210 | It’s either meat or cannibalism | 1.5193 | 0.05348 | 181 | 111 | 46 | 24 |
211 | Cheat day. | 1.5185 | 0.04893 | 162 | 89 | 62 | 11 |
212 | I think I misunderstood "farm to table." | 1.5158 | 0.05156 | 190 | 116 | 50 | 24 |
213 | I guess it would be creepy if they were eating vegetables | 1.5155 | 0.05332 | 194 | 123 | 42 | 29 |
214 | I’m thinking of canceling my salad. | 1.5152 | 0.05410 | 165 | 99 | 47 | 19 |
215 | Honey, would you look at that; an asparagus that wears glasses!! | 1.5150 | 0.05304 | 200 | 128 | 41 | 31 |
216 | So that's why they're so healthy. | 1.5137 | 0.05361 | 183 | 114 | 44 | 25 |
217 | When you’re a vegetable you can eat anything you want! | 1.5132 | 0.05177 | 189 | 116 | 49 | 24 |
218 | Well, what are they supposed to eat, dear? Each other? | 1.5123 | 0.05053 | 203 | 126 | 50 | 27 |
219 | Ah, veggie-tables! | 1.5120 | 0.05249 | 166 | 98 | 51 | 17 |
220 | Photosynthesis-deniers | 1.5120 | 0.05454 | 166 | 101 | 45 | 20 |
221 | Farm to Table, my ass, Carol. I’m gonna say something. | 1.5120 | 0.05521 | 166 | 102 | 43 | 21 |
222 | Do they know it's grass-fed? | 1.5120 | 0.05387 | 166 | 100 | 47 | 19 |
223 | Like I've told you, keep eating all that meat and one stroke later you're a total vegetable. | 1.5116 | 0.05311 | 172 | 104 | 48 | 20 |
224 | We all need a cheat day once in a while. | 1.5109 | 0.05053 | 184 | 110 | 54 | 20 |
225 | I think the food chain has definitely taken a turn for the worse. | 1.5093 | 0.05368 | 161 | 96 | 48 | 17 |
226 | That must be their last meal. | 1.5090 | 0.05363 | 167 | 101 | 47 | 19 |
227 | What do they expect us to eat? Other vegetables? We're not animals, for God's sake! | 1.5089 | 0.05511 | 169 | 105 | 42 | 22 |
228 | Hurry, the vegans are looking at us. | 1.5089 | 0.05316 | 169 | 102 | 48 | 19 |
229 | That must be the vege-table. | 1.5088 | 0.05525 | 171 | 107 | 41 | 23 |
230 | Carnivegetarians ? | 1.5079 | 0.05839 | 191 | 132 | 21 | 38 |
231 | Always wondered how vegetarians get enough protein in their diet.... | 1.5065 | 0.05470 | 154 | 92 | 46 | 16 |
232 | Not sure, but I think this might qualify as irony. | 1.5065 | 0.05988 | 154 | 99 | 32 | 23 |
233 | I told you this restaurant was farm-to-table. | 1.5064 | 0.05859 | 156 | 99 | 35 | 22 |
234 | That's why you don't see old Veggies walking around. | 1.5063 | 0.05589 | 158 | 97 | 42 | 19 |
235 | Aren’t those the guys from that food pyramid scheme? | 1.5055 | 0.05384 | 182 | 115 | 42 | 25 |
236 | It must be their cheat day. | 1.5034 | 0.05142 | 147 | 83 | 54 | 10 |
237 | The concierge did say this was a vegetarian restaurant. | 1.5034 | 0.05577 | 147 | 88 | 44 | 15 |
238 | My mind's eye sees Central Park, the Chrysler Building, and the Guggenheim Museum. | 1.5034 | 0.06218 | 149 | 98 | 27 | 24 |
239 | Our stalkers are here. | 1.5034 | 0.05440 | 149 | 88 | 47 | 14 |
240 | I guess they know what's good for them. | 1.5033 | 0.05706 | 151 | 93 | 40 | 18 |
241 | Why is no one addressing this issue, i'd like to see them tossed. | 1.5033 | 0.05726 | 153 | 95 | 39 | 19 |
242 | Good luck getting these pronouns right. | 1.5032 | 0.05744 | 155 | 97 | 38 | 20 |
243 | I don't know what they're steamed about! | 1.5032 | 0.05670 | 155 | 96 | 40 | 19 |
244 | I'm just trying to figure out if Alanis Morissette would think this is ironic. | 1.5032 | 0.05830 | 157 | 100 | 35 | 22 |
245 | I'm starting to think that "100% plant-based" doesn't tell the whole story. | 1.5030 | 0.05447 | 169 | 105 | 43 | 21 |
246 | The salad forgot to dress again | 1.5026 | 0.04840 | 189 | 112 | 59 | 18 |
247 | That's what happens when you mess with the food chain. | 1.5000 | 0.05406 | 168 | 104 | 44 | 20 |
248 | Ugh,vegetarians. | 1.5000 | 0.06011 | 146 | 93 | 33 | 20 |
249 | I can’t believe the broccoli asked for ketchup. | 1.5000 | 0.05406 | 168 | 104 | 44 | 20 |
250 | I kinda expected it from the Beefsteak tomato but I'm a bit disappointed in the others. | 1.5000 | 0.05949 | 148 | 94 | 34 | 20 |
251 | See I told you this restaurant was farm to table. | 1.5000 | 0.05698 | 154 | 96 | 39 | 19 |
252 | Well, as it turns out, they do serve vegetables. | 1.5000 | 0.05521 | 166 | 104 | 41 | 21 |
253 | A salad wouldn't kill them... | 1.5000 | 0.05613 | 170 | 109 | 37 | 24 |
254 | Huh. I thought the V8 Summit was in Geneva. | 1.5000 | 0.05320 | 160 | 96 | 48 | 16 |
255 | It's the veggie-table. | 1.4970 | 0.05638 | 169 | 109 | 36 | 24 |
256 | Well, that IS a beefsteak tomato but I don’t understand the other two??? | 1.4970 | 0.05227 | 167 | 101 | 49 | 17 |
257 | If the vegans could only see us now. | 1.4969 | 0.05598 | 163 | 103 | 39 | 21 |
258 | The ad did say they serve all kinds of food in here. | 1.4969 | 0.05369 | 161 | 98 | 46 | 17 |
259 | Well, that's rare. | 1.4937 | 0.05802 | 158 | 102 | 34 | 22 |
260 | I wonder if vegans know about this. | 1.4933 | 0.05576 | 150 | 92 | 42 | 16 |
261 | If only your sanctimonious vegetarian brother was here. | 1.4931 | 0.05830 | 144 | 90 | 37 | 17 |
262 | Well, their shelve life just got a lot shorter. | 1.4928 | 0.05841 | 138 | 85 | 38 | 15 |
263 | What did they think, we eat our kids? | 1.4928 | 0.06277 | 138 | 90 | 28 | 20 |
264 | So THAT’s why they told me that Table V-8 was already booked… | 1.4913 | 0.05289 | 173 | 108 | 45 | 20 |
265 | This keto diet craze has gotten out of hand | 1.4908 | 0.05248 | 163 | 99 | 48 | 16 |
266 | Seems weird that the broccoli asked for extra ketchup. | 1.4899 | 0.05355 | 149 | 89 | 47 | 13 |
267 | No, What puzzles me, is how they got a better table. | 1.4895 | 0.06266 | 143 | 95 | 26 | 22 |
268 | Relax, it’s our cheat day. | 1.4895 | 0.05860 | 143 | 90 | 36 | 17 |
269 | Our vegan friends can never know about this. | 1.4894 | 0.05922 | 141 | 89 | 35 | 17 |
270 | Well, at least they’re laying off carbs. | 1.4892 | 0.05627 | 139 | 84 | 42 | 13 |
271 | We may want to rethink what it means to be a big vegetable eater. | 1.4889 | 0.05649 | 135 | 81 | 42 | 12 |
272 | It must be All The Irony You Can Eat Tuesday. | 1.4868 | 0.05677 | 152 | 96 | 38 | 18 |
273 | You know, usually restaurants don’t take farm-to-table this literally. | 1.4867 | 0.05734 | 150 | 95 | 37 | 18 |
274 | I bet they're genetically modified. | 1.4860 | 0.05452 | 179 | 117 | 37 | 25 |
275 | I guess they don't like eating their own kind. | 1.4859 | 0.05541 | 142 | 86 | 43 | 13 |
276 | It said on the menu that they serve vegetables, so what’s the problem? | 1.4855 | 0.05476 | 173 | 112 | 38 | 23 |
277 | I wonder if they know Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. | 1.4845 | 0.05510 | 161 | 102 | 40 | 19 |
278 | They should be properly dressed! | 1.4843 | 0.05417 | 159 | 99 | 43 | 17 |
279 | What makes it even worse is how healthy they look. | 1.4841 | 0.05467 | 157 | 98 | 42 | 17 |
280 | Beefsteak tomato. Makes sense now. | 1.4835 | 0.05033 | 182 | 113 | 50 | 19 |
281 | So that’s how they get their burgers to taste like meat! | 1.4830 | 0.05820 | 147 | 94 | 35 | 18 |
282 | I thought they didn't serve vegetables here. | 1.4830 | 0.05900 | 147 | 95 | 33 | 19 |
283 | I remember when this steakhouse didn't serve fruits and vegetables | 1.4830 | 0.05658 | 147 | 92 | 39 | 16 |
284 | I had no idea that's what they meant by vegging out . | 1.4823 | 0.05568 | 141 | 86 | 42 | 13 |
285 | Do you think they know we're having their friends for dinner? | 1.4820 | 0.06241 | 139 | 92 | 27 | 20 |
286 | So much for the food chain. | 1.4812 | 0.05505 | 133 | 79 | 44 | 10 |
287 | I told you genetic modification was a bad idea. | 1.4806 | 0.05834 | 129 | 79 | 38 | 12 |
288 | Like I said, there really aren't enough nutrients in the soil!" | 1.4804 | 0.06929 | 102 | 65 | 25 | 12 |
289 | Hey guys, 2:00 o’clock: 2 hangry vegans looking our way. We might need to make a quick exit again tonight! | 1.4803 | 0.06108 | 127 | 80 | 33 | 14 |
290 | seems only fair | 1.4795 | 0.05930 | 146 | 95 | 32 | 19 |
291 | I guess it makes sense that they're not vegetarians. | 1.4792 | 0.05828 | 144 | 92 | 35 | 17 |
292 | Makes you think twice about eating your vegetables. | 1.4779 | 0.05520 | 136 | 82 | 43 | 11 |
293 | Look at them stuffing themselves. | 1.4776 | 0.05871 | 134 | 84 | 36 | 14 |
294 | The salad has been granted a last meal. | 1.4774 | 0.05593 | 155 | 99 | 38 | 18 |
295 | Look! Meat-based plants!! | 1.4766 | 0.06271 | 128 | 83 | 29 | 16 |
296 | Does that asparagus have glasses on? | 1.4766 | 0.06072 | 128 | 81 | 33 | 14 |
297 | Told you they serve vegetables here. | 1.4762 | 0.05337 | 168 | 107 | 42 | 19 |
298 | Meat-based plants are the new plant-based meats. | 1.4762 | 0.05898 | 147 | 96 | 32 | 19 |
299 | Huh, apparently you aren’t what you eat. | 1.4759 | 0.06118 | 145 | 97 | 27 | 21 |
300 | Must be a vegetable meat up. | 1.4745 | 0.05776 | 137 | 86 | 37 | 14 |
301 | Come on, squint. If we both see it, we can finally stop being vegans. | 1.4733 | 0.06066 | 131 | 84 | 32 | 15 |
302 | Even the salad is having the steak. I should've got the steak. | 1.4730 | 0.05788 | 148 | 96 | 34 | 18 |
303 | How do they eat whatever they want and stay healthy? | 1.4720 | 0.05291 | 161 | 101 | 44 | 16 |
304 | I'm just glad they're not humanitarians. | 1.4718 | 0.05887 | 142 | 92 | 33 | 17 |
305 | So many questions - let's grill them. | 1.4715 | 0.06665 | 123 | 83 | 22 | 18 |
306 | You're right, guys - it does taste like cauliflower! | 1.4715 | 0.05810 | 123 | 75 | 38 | 10 |
307 | I’ll have what they’re having with a side of them. | 1.4714 | 0.06035 | 140 | 92 | 30 | 18 |
308 | That’s why they have a life expectancy of only a month or two. | 1.4711 | 0.06219 | 121 | 77 | 31 | 13 |
309 | I understand that it's their last meal before the harvest. | 1.4711 | 0.06107 | 121 | 76 | 33 | 12 |
310 | Sunday is their cheat day. | 1.4711 | 0.05993 | 121 | 75 | 35 | 11 |
311 | I hate them. | 1.4711 | 0.06107 | 121 | 76 | 33 | 12 |
312 | Well, that counts for three servings of vegetables. | 1.4710 | 0.06272 | 138 | 93 | 25 | 20 |
313 | Giant GMOs with a taste for flesh. What could go wrong? | 1.4710 | 0.06521 | 138 | 96 | 19 | 23 |
314 | I guess I'm just surprised they'd meat in public. | 1.4706 | 0.05517 | 136 | 83 | 42 | 11 |
315 | Oh, this steakhouse does serve vegetables. | 1.4697 | 0.06219 | 132 | 87 | 28 | 17 |
316 | Ohhhh… he’s a beefsteak tomato. | 1.4697 | 0.06030 | 132 | 85 | 32 | 15 |
317 | Oh my God - MEATANS! | 1.4688 | 0.05863 | 128 | 80 | 36 | 12 |
318 | A broccoli, asparagus and a tomato walk into a steak restaurant… | 1.4685 | 0.05684 | 143 | 91 | 37 | 15 |
319 | You ordered the Mediterranean salad. This is their last meal. Let them enjoy it. | 1.4683 | 0.06242 | 126 | 82 | 29 | 15 |
320 | Revenge taste sweet. | 1.4681 | 0.05564 | 141 | 88 | 40 | 13 |
321 | Honey, this is what happens when you don’t eat your vegetables! | 1.4677 | 0.05998 | 124 | 78 | 34 | 12 |
322 | Probably their culture forbids cannibalism. | 1.4672 | 0.06069 | 122 | 77 | 33 | 12 |
323 | Where do you think they get the 'locally sourced vegetables'?" | 1.4672 | 0.05724 | 122 | 74 | 39 | 9 |
324 | I’m not surprised, it’s beefsteak tomato | 1.4672 | 0.05487 | 137 | 84 | 42 | 11 |
325 | "It's their last meal before the chop | 1.4667 | 0.06142 | 120 | 76 | 32 | 12 |
326 | Amateurs. Everyone knows you can't have a good steak without potato..... | 1.4667 | 0.05341 | 135 | 81 | 45 | 9 |
327 | The place hasn't been the same since the dish ran away with the spoon. | 1.4667 | 0.06255 | 120 | 77 | 30 | 13 |
328 | I guess I just assumed they'd be vegan. | 1.4662 | 0.06089 | 133 | 87 | 30 | 16 |
329 | See what happens when you don’t have roots. | 1.4662 | 0.05802 | 133 | 84 | 36 | 13 |
330 | They were so convincing in the vegan workshop this morning. | 1.4651 | 0.06230 | 129 | 85 | 28 | 16 |
331 | I don't suppose they ordered any sides. | 1.4650 | 0.05154 | 157 | 97 | 47 | 13 |
332 | So I guess you really AREN'T what you eat | 1.4646 | 0.06204 | 127 | 83 | 29 | 15 |
333 | Well, it's only fair. | 1.4640 | 0.06069 | 125 | 80 | 32 | 13 |
334 | Revenge is a dish best served medium rare, apparently. | 1.4640 | 0.06380 | 125 | 83 | 26 | 16 |
335 | Why didn't they order any sides? | 1.4638 | 0.06099 | 138 | 92 | 28 | 18 |
336 | Actually, the sign out front does say this is a salad bar. | 1.4636 | 0.05851 | 151 | 101 | 30 | 20 |
337 | Wow. You become what you DON'T eat. | 1.4634 | 0.06354 | 123 | 81 | 27 | 15 |
338 | At some point, everyone tries Atkins. | 1.4634 | 0.06031 | 123 | 78 | 33 | 12 |
339 | They’re protein-based plants | 1.4634 | 0.06141 | 123 | 79 | 31 | 13 |
340 | This is not how 'Farm to Table' was explained to me! | 1.4627 | 0.06236 | 134 | 90 | 26 | 18 |
341 | Savages! | 1.4626 | 0.06276 | 147 | 103 | 20 | 24 |
342 | Et tu, crudite? | 1.4622 | 0.06404 | 119 | 78 | 27 | 14 |
343 | Well, if you ever needed proof that a vegan diet doesn't give you enough protein ... | 1.4621 | 0.05708 | 145 | 94 | 35 | 16 |
344 | Getting even I suspect. | 1.4615 | 0.06013 | 117 | 73 | 34 | 10 |
345 | Those Fruit of the Loom commercials must pay pretty well that they can afford to eat here. | 1.4615 | 0.06192 | 130 | 86 | 28 | 16 |
346 | Hmm. Farm-to-Table-to-Farm? | 1.4604 | 0.05710 | 139 | 89 | 36 | 14 |
347 | Send a bottle of ketchup to their table. | 1.4602 | 0.05627 | 113 | 67 | 40 | 6 |
348 | I refuse to let those damned vegetarians ruin my meal! | 1.4597 | 0.06102 | 124 | 80 | 31 | 13 |
349 | When GMO goes off the rails. | 1.4583 | 0.06362 | 120 | 79 | 27 | 14 |
350 | All of a sudden I'm not in the mood for carrot cake. | 1.4569 | 0.05922 | 116 | 72 | 35 | 9 |
351 | They asked not to sit near the salad bar. | 1.4565 | 0.05738 | 138 | 89 | 35 | 14 |
352 | VINO...vegetables in name only | 1.4560 | 0.06065 | 125 | 81 | 31 | 13 |
353 | That beefsteak tomato is clearly a bad influence. | 1.4553 | 0.06136 | 123 | 80 | 30 | 13 |
354 | I'm not judging. | 1.4545 | 0.05984 | 121 | 77 | 33 | 11 |
355 | You can't compare them to apples and oranges. | 1.4545 | 0.06539 | 110 | 72 | 26 | 12 |
356 | There grows the neighborhood. | 1.4545 | 0.06145 | 110 | 69 | 32 | 9 |
357 | No way they reserved under their real names. | 1.4538 | 0.05993 | 130 | 85 | 31 | 14 |
358 | They aren’t what they eat. | 1.4538 | 0.06509 | 119 | 80 | 24 | 15 |
359 | Vegan-Shmigan I'll have what they're having! | 1.4533 | 0.05643 | 150 | 99 | 34 | 17 |
360 | I dare you to ask him if there’s ketchup on that burger. | 1.4532 | 0.05886 | 139 | 92 | 31 | 16 |
361 | I've heard of grass-fed beef, but beef-fed grass? | 1.4531 | 0.05640 | 128 | 80 | 38 | 10 |
362 | I thought 'beefsteak tomato' was just a figure of speech. | 1.4530 | 0.05628 | 117 | 71 | 39 | 7 |
363 | Maybe cholesterol isn't a problem for them? | 1.4524 | 0.04836 | 168 | 104 | 52 | 12 |
364 | Do vegans know about this? | 1.4524 | 0.06234 | 126 | 84 | 27 | 15 |
365 | This must be one of those farm-to-table places. | 1.4524 | 0.06132 | 126 | 83 | 29 | 14 |
366 | A tomato, a broccoli and the Chrysler Building, walk into a restaurant. | 1.4524 | 0.06335 | 126 | 85 | 25 | 16 |
367 | What happened to the ‘no shirts, no shoes, no service’ rule? And the broccoli guy seriously needs shorts. | 1.4522 | 0.06206 | 115 | 74 | 30 | 11 |
368 | Honey, how else do you think they get their protein? | 1.4519 | 0.05435 | 135 | 84 | 41 | 10 |
369 | I’d always thought vegetables were healthy. | 1.4516 | 0.05414 | 124 | 75 | 42 | 7 |
370 | I always wondered how Vegetarians got their protein. | 1.4516 | 0.06204 | 124 | 82 | 28 | 14 |
371 | Is that what they mean when they talk about the importance of eating vegetables? | 1.4508 | 0.06491 | 122 | 83 | 23 | 16 |
372 | They must have ordered the Soylent Green. | 1.4505 | 0.06103 | 111 | 70 | 32 | 9 |
373 | Whatever happened to "No shirt. No shoes. No service."? | 1.4500 | 0.05899 | 120 | 76 | 34 | 10 |
374 | Apparently, revenge is a dish best served medium rare. | 1.4500 | 0.06245 | 120 | 79 | 28 | 13 |
375 | That explains why vegetables are now so expensive. | 1.4497 | 0.05589 | 149 | 98 | 35 | 16 |
376 | Looks like they’ve realized it’s an “eat or be eaten world.” | 1.4496 | 0.05499 | 129 | 80 | 40 | 9 |
377 | Did you notice that none of them ordered a salad? | 1.4496 | 0.05923 | 129 | 84 | 32 | 13 |
378 | What else would they be eating? | 1.4495 | 0.06181 | 109 | 69 | 31 | 9 |
379 | I thought "veggie options" meant something else. | 1.4493 | 0.05733 | 138 | 90 | 34 | 14 |
380 | Sorta makes you rethink the whole "Beyond Meat" thing, doesn't it? | 1.4485 | 0.05699 | 136 | 88 | 35 | 13 |
381 | I guess they were tired of photosynthesizing. | 1.4483 | 0.06164 | 116 | 75 | 30 | 11 |
382 | Never you mind them, dear....your tofu chop is getting cold. | 1.4480 | 0.06165 | 125 | 83 | 28 | 14 |
383 | Well, now I feel better. | 1.4474 | 0.06242 | 114 | 74 | 29 | 11 |
384 | They're are what are known as "Flexitarians" | 1.4472 | 0.05796 | 123 | 78 | 35 | 10 |
385 | I didn't know members of Congress ate here. | 1.4472 | 0.06131 | 123 | 81 | 29 | 13 |
386 | A hamburger a day keeps the vegans away | 1.4472 | 0.06239 | 123 | 82 | 27 | 14 |
387 | Don’t look now, but the barbarians behind us are sharing a raw slaughtered tomato salad …with gusto. | 1.4470 | 0.06114 | 132 | 89 | 27 | 16 |
388 | The one on the left, I haven’t seen herbivore… | 1.4464 | 0.06321 | 112 | 73 | 28 | 11 |
389 | Their agenda is clear- more hunting, less gathering. | 1.4463 | 0.05979 | 121 | 78 | 32 | 11 |
390 | I'm surprised they didn't ask for water. | 1.4454 | 0.05686 | 119 | 74 | 37 | 8 |
391 | Maybe it’s their cheat day. | 1.4454 | 0.06050 | 119 | 77 | 31 | 11 |
392 | We should skip the salad. | 1.4453 | 0.05743 | 128 | 82 | 35 | 11 |
393 | They believe photosynthesis is a hoax. | 1.4444 | 0.06474 | 117 | 79 | 24 | 14 |
394 | You never really know what's in a veggie burger, do you? | 1.4444 | 0.05697 | 126 | 80 | 36 | 10 |
395 | My oh my! This plant-based burger tastes like Marty. I'm gonna need more ketchup. | 1.4444 | 0.06229 | 126 | 85 | 26 | 15 |
396 | I guess they needed the protein | 1.4444 | 0.06217 | 108 | 69 | 30 | 9 |
397 | They may be healthy but they don't look happy. | 1.4444 | 0.06022 | 126 | 83 | 30 | 13 |
398 | See dear, we aren't what we eat. | 1.4444 | 0.05318 | 153 | 99 | 40 | 14 |
399 | Ah, the circle of life. | 1.4435 | 0.05873 | 124 | 80 | 33 | 11 |
400 | I thought that the meds would have worn off by now. | 1.4435 | 0.06199 | 124 | 83 | 27 | 14 |
401 | Don't judge them! It's their cheat meal. | 1.4435 | 0.05645 | 124 | 78 | 37 | 9 |
402 | Meagans | 1.4435 | 0.06441 | 115 | 77 | 25 | 13 |
403 | That's why I'm called a beefsteak tomato! | 1.4435 | 0.06558 | 115 | 78 | 23 | 14 |
404 | Vegetarian food critics, I think. | 1.4435 | 0.05686 | 115 | 71 | 37 | 7 |
405 | That explains the tractors in the parking lot. | 1.4435 | 0.06199 | 115 | 75 | 29 | 11 |
406 | So if we eat them after they're finished are we still vegans? | 1.4434 | 0.06440 | 106 | 69 | 27 | 10 |
407 | I guess we aren’t what we eat | 1.4427 | 0.06240 | 131 | 90 | 24 | 17 |
408 | I don't know what creeps me out more: them eating meat or them having teeth. | 1.4423 | 0.06670 | 104 | 69 | 24 | 11 |
409 | They get their health care at a GMO | 1.4417 | 0.06239 | 120 | 80 | 27 | 13 |
410 | Now I believe in karma. | 1.4414 | 0.06611 | 111 | 75 | 23 | 13 |
411 | I'm so sick of this meat-based plants trend. | 1.4414 | 0.06359 | 111 | 73 | 27 | 11 |
412 | They have to eat seven types of meat a day apparently. | 1.4414 | 0.06096 | 111 | 71 | 31 | 9 |
413 | Relax, it’s a nothing-burger. | 1.4406 | 0.05755 | 143 | 96 | 31 | 16 |
414 | These millennial vegetables -- they think they're going to be fresh and crisp forever. | 1.4404 | 0.06309 | 109 | 71 | 28 | 10 |
415 | See, sometimes you aren't what you eat. Another thing your mother was wrong about. | 1.4404 | 0.06443 | 109 | 72 | 26 | 11 |
416 | How can we eat them if they're just like us? | 1.4404 | 0.06173 | 109 | 70 | 30 | 9 |
417 | Just because we’re vegetables, doesn’t make us vegetarian | 1.4404 | 0.06950 | 109 | 76 | 18 | 15 |
418 | I'm telling you, these GMOs are getting out of control | 1.4400 | 0.05946 | 125 | 82 | 31 | 12 |
419 | So, this is how I die. | 1.4400 | 0.05946 | 125 | 82 | 31 | 12 |
420 | So this is what they meant by farm to table. | 1.4400 | 0.06054 | 125 | 83 | 29 | 13 |
421 | Even vegetables don't like vegetables. | 1.4397 | 0.05909 | 116 | 74 | 33 | 9 |
422 | I always wondered why they were called beefsteak tomatoes. | 1.4397 | 0.06034 | 116 | 75 | 31 | 10 |
423 | The place advertises three servings of vegetables nightly . | 1.4393 | 0.06663 | 107 | 72 | 23 | 12 |
424 | I'm now rather less inclined to become a vegan. | 1.4390 | 0.05903 | 123 | 80 | 32 | 11 |
425 | Wonder how much the asparagus tips? | 1.4386 | 0.06829 | 114 | 80 | 18 | 16 |
426 | The latest farm-to-table trend… beef-fed vegetables? | 1.4386 | 0.06109 | 114 | 74 | 30 | 10 |
427 | would it be rude, to order the vegetable plate? | 1.4385 | 0.06081 | 130 | 88 | 27 | 15 |
428 | See! Vegetables aren’t boring | 1.4380 | 0.05566 | 137 | 89 | 36 | 12 |
429 | Wait! So you aren’t what you eat? | 1.4370 | 0.06387 | 119 | 81 | 24 | 14 |
430 | I'd bet they've had it with being symbols of virtuous eating. | 1.4365 | 0.05690 | 126 | 81 | 35 | 10 |
431 | I heard it’s called ‘Revenge Eating’ | 1.4365 | 0.05800 | 126 | 82 | 33 | 11 |
432 | I thought you said they didn't serve vegetables here! | 1.4359 | 0.06353 | 117 | 79 | 25 | 13 |
433 | I'm stunned. Last week they both hated broccoli. | 1.4356 | 0.06953 | 101 | 69 | 20 | 12 |
434 | It’s obvious that they weren’t raised organically. | 1.4352 | 0.06209 | 108 | 70 | 29 | 9 |
435 | Moreover, they ordered the burger "Hold the tomato, lettuce, onion, AND pickles." | 1.4348 | 0.06067 | 115 | 75 | 30 | 10 |
436 | She’s staring at me but I’ve never seen herbivore. | 1.4348 | 0.05810 | 115 | 73 | 34 | 8 |
437 | The veggies here are beef-fed. | 1.4344 | 0.05934 | 122 | 80 | 31 | 11 |
438 | Well, they don't appear to be vegetarians. | 1.4344 | 0.05458 | 122 | 76 | 39 | 7 |
439 | No,the asparagus is having the rib-eye. | 1.4343 | 0.06605 | 99 | 65 | 25 | 9 |
440 | No shoes, no shirt, no service apparently doesn’t apply to everyone. | 1.4341 | 0.05911 | 129 | 86 | 30 | 13 |
441 | I'm surprised they like broccoli enough to have dinner with it. | 1.4341 | 0.06211 | 129 | 89 | 24 | 16 |
442 | How rude - who puts elbows on the table at a place like this? | 1.4340 | 0.06838 | 106 | 73 | 20 | 13 |
443 | Raw talent all around… | 1.4340 | 0.06290 | 106 | 69 | 28 | 9 |
444 | Hey Red, got any ketchup? | 1.4327 | 0.06375 | 104 | 68 | 27 | 9 |
445 | "And yet, their cholesterol levels stay so low" | 1.4324 | 0.06087 | 111 | 72 | 30 | 9 |
446 | Okay, I understand the beefsteak tomato's order, but I'm truly shocked to see what the other antioxidants chose. | 1.4324 | 0.06478 | 111 | 75 | 24 | 12 |
447 | Just ignore them; wouldn't you be shocked if your steak sat at the table next to us? | 1.4324 | 0.06604 | 111 | 76 | 22 | 13 |
448 | Do you think they get the irony of this? | 1.4322 | 0.06309 | 118 | 80 | 25 | 13 |
449 | I was expecting a Priest, and a Rabbi, and an Imam | 1.4300 | 0.06705 | 100 | 67 | 23 | 10 |
450 | Why would an asparagus stalk be wearing glasses? | 1.4300 | 0.06854 | 100 | 68 | 21 | 11 |
451 | I had a brief fling with the tall, skinny one years ago. Couldn't get over the pee smell. | 1.4299 | 0.06384 | 107 | 71 | 26 | 10 |
452 | Rumor has it they were raised on a farm. | 1.4299 | 0.06101 | 107 | 69 | 30 | 8 |
453 | The next time I say I hate vegetables, remember this moment. | 1.4298 | 0.05840 | 114 | 73 | 33 | 8 |
454 | Now there's something I never thought I'd see, a stalk of asparagus wearing eyeglasses. | 1.4298 | 0.06621 | 121 | 86 | 18 | 17 |
455 | They've lost their veginity. | 1.4286 | 0.06956 | 98 | 67 | 20 | 11 |
456 | Meat is so much better than us. | 1.4286 | 0.06956 | 98 | 67 | 20 | 11 |
457 | Makes you wonder what's really in our vegetables. | 1.4286 | 0.06379 | 119 | 82 | 23 | 14 |
458 | I always wondered how vegetables got their protein. | 1.4286 | 0.06177 | 112 | 74 | 28 | 10 |
459 | It's called farm to table. | 1.4286 | 0.06035 | 119 | 79 | 29 | 11 |
460 | If anyone asks, we’re pro-choice.” | 1.4286 | 0.06487 | 98 | 64 | 26 | 8 |
461 | Man, everyone's going paleo. | 1.4286 | 0.06803 | 98 | 66 | 22 | 10 |
462 | We don’t eat our own kind ! | 1.4274 | 0.06227 | 117 | 79 | 26 | 12 |
463 | Are those people eating vegetables? Ugh. Animals.” | 1.4273 | 0.06387 | 110 | 74 | 25 | 11 |
464 | What’s their beef? | 1.4273 | 0.05842 | 110 | 70 | 33 | 7 |
465 | It does make me feel guilty to see them when they’re alive. Perhaps I will switch to Impossible Salads. | 1.4273 | 0.06121 | 110 | 72 | 29 | 9 |
466 | Just goes to show Republicans aren’t the only ones lying! | 1.4272 | 0.06413 | 103 | 68 | 26 | 9 |
467 | Well, you don't see that everyday. Their food arrived before their drinks did. | 1.4261 | 0.05801 | 115 | 74 | 33 | 8 |
468 | Why do we always have to sit at the oxymoron table? | 1.4261 | 0.06425 | 115 | 79 | 23 | 13 |
469 | Why did I get the veggie burger? | 1.4259 | 0.06472 | 108 | 73 | 24 | 11 |
470 | So much for never eating anything with a face. | 1.4259 | 0.06605 | 108 | 74 | 22 | 12 |
471 | Now I understand why the vegetables at this place are so tasty. | 1.4259 | 0.06199 | 108 | 71 | 28 | 9 |
472 | That gives a whole new meaning to, “You are what you eat”! | 1.4257 | 0.06347 | 101 | 66 | 27 | 8 |
473 | Huh. I guess you aren't what you eat. | 1.4257 | 0.06652 | 101 | 68 | 23 | 10 |
474 | It's the dirty little secret of growing spectacular vegetables that nobody talks about. | 1.4257 | 0.06347 | 101 | 66 | 27 | 8 |
475 | It must be a beefsteak tomato. | 1.4255 | 0.06326 | 94 | 60 | 28 | 6 |
476 | I guess sometimes revenge is a dish best served medium-rare? | 1.4255 | 0.06326 | 94 | 60 | 28 | 6 |
477 | How do they think we keep such great color? | 1.4250 | 0.06224 | 120 | 82 | 25 | 13 |
478 | I wonder if they know it's plant-based meat? | 1.4248 | 0.06003 | 113 | 74 | 30 | 9 |
479 | Farm-to-table sounded a lot better on paper. | 1.4245 | 0.06696 | 106 | 73 | 21 | 12 |
480 | I wonder if they started with a salad? | 1.4245 | 0.06135 | 106 | 69 | 29 | 8 |
481 | 'That's exactly why I don't talk to my plants.' | 1.4242 | 0.06436 | 99 | 65 | 26 | 8 |
482 | The review did say it was a vegan hangout. | 1.4237 | 0.05823 | 118 | 77 | 32 | 9 |
483 | So that's what happens when Vegetables go bad. | 1.4237 | 0.06301 | 118 | 81 | 24 | 13 |
484 | Tell me again why we are having tofu... | 1.4234 | 0.06211 | 111 | 74 | 27 | 10 |
485 | Look, I have nothing against vegetables, but they should stick to eating their own kind. | 1.4231 | 0.06790 | 104 | 72 | 20 | 12 |
486 | What's their problem? It's not like we're eating people. | 1.4231 | 0.06651 | 104 | 71 | 22 | 11 |
487 | We’ll, I guess otherwise they’d be cannibals… | 1.4231 | 0.06364 | 104 | 69 | 26 | 9 |
488 | I mean, I hope it’s beef | 1.4228 | 0.06218 | 123 | 85 | 24 | 14 |
489 | This is worse than the lobsters in tanks. | 1.4227 | 0.06689 | 97 | 65 | 23 | 9 |
490 | The chef promises a last meal of choice to all of her ingredients. | 1.4227 | 0.06848 | 97 | 66 | 21 | 10 |
491 | So, sad! It looks like Mr. Potato Head wasn't invited. | 1.4227 | 0.06360 | 97 | 63 | 27 | 7 |
492 | Just look at them! They're not eating their vegetables. | 1.4220 | 0.06015 | 109 | 71 | 30 | 8 |
493 | Honey, is that asparagus spear wearing glasses? | 1.4219 | 0.06619 | 128 | 94 | 14 | 20 |
494 | Must be flexitarians. | 1.4216 | 0.06600 | 102 | 69 | 23 | 10 |
495 | Would it kill them to eat a vegetable? | 1.4215 | 0.06070 | 121 | 82 | 27 | 12 |
496 | You think they realize what "Beyond Meat" is made of? | 1.4211 | 0.06622 | 95 | 63 | 24 | 8 |
497 | I guess everyone's on a paleo diet these days | 1.4211 | 0.06789 | 95 | 64 | 22 | 9 |
498 | Don't stare, dear; at least they're not cannibals | 1.4206 | 0.05944 | 107 | 69 | 31 | 7 |
499 | This farm-to-table thing has gotten out of hand. | 1.4202 | 0.06026 | 119 | 80 | 28 | 11 |
500 | I gotta admit, this is a lot better than fertilizer! | 1.4200 | 0.06694 | 100 | 68 | 22 | 10 |
501 | Now I understand the "We Serve Organic Vegetables" sign. | 1.4200 | 0.06060 | 100 | 64 | 30 | 6 |
502 | I always said broccoli has no taste. | 1.4196 | 0.05762 | 112 | 72 | 33 | 7 |
503 | Who knew they had teeth | 1.4194 | 0.07224 | 93 | 65 | 17 | 11 |
504 | I always look forward to Cheat Day. | 1.4194 | 0.06177 | 93 | 59 | 29 | 5 |
505 | My guess is they're posing for a New Yorker cartoon about something pretentious. | 1.4194 | 0.06721 | 93 | 62 | 23 | 8 |
506 | I thought I tasted meat in my pasta primavera. | 1.4194 | 0.06363 | 93 | 60 | 27 | 6 |
507 | I suppose technically artichokes are the only ones who have to worry about heart problems. | 1.4194 | 0.07060 | 93 | 64 | 19 | 10 |
508 | Thank god the kids aren’t here to see this. | 1.4190 | 0.06316 | 105 | 70 | 26 | 9 |
509 | For god's sake, Irving, they're not cannibals... | 1.4188 | 0.06099 | 117 | 79 | 27 | 11 |
510 | I wouldn’t order the gazpacho | 1.4182 | 0.06881 | 110 | 79 | 16 | 15 |
511 | When the review said vegan restaurant, I thought they were talking about the food. | 1.4182 | 0.06245 | 110 | 74 | 26 | 10 |
512 | I am shocked. I just assumed they would be vegetarians. | 1.4180 | 0.05917 | 122 | 82 | 29 | 11 |
513 | I'll never look at plant-based meat the same way... | 1.4179 | 0.05734 | 134 | 91 | 30 | 13 |
514 | I knew these costumes would freak everyone out. | 1.4176 | 0.07172 | 91 | 63 | 18 | 10 |
515 | Isn't that ironic. | 1.4175 | 0.06548 | 103 | 70 | 23 | 10 |
516 | Finally, some real food | 1.4174 | 0.06534 | 115 | 81 | 20 | 14 |
517 | Well I guess we’d better start asking whether the broccoli is grass-fed too. | 1.4174 | 0.06296 | 115 | 79 | 24 | 12 |
518 | Why not ? Cows eat salad. | 1.4173 | 0.05962 | 127 | 87 | 27 | 13 |
519 | You're the one who insisted on a vegetarian restaurant. | 1.4167 | 0.06102 | 120 | 82 | 26 | 12 |
520 | People are so judgmental… | 1.4167 | 0.06732 | 96 | 65 | 22 | 9 |
521 | It's a table-to-farm restaurant | 1.4167 | 0.05986 | 120 | 81 | 28 | 11 |
522 | Shouldn't they know better? | 1.4167 | 0.06732 | 96 | 65 | 22 | 9 |
523 | A broccoli, an asparagus and a tomato walk into a steak house. | 1.4167 | 0.06893 | 96 | 66 | 20 | 10 |
524 | Don't they know they're shortening their shelf lives? | 1.4167 | 0.06893 | 96 | 66 | 20 | 10 |
525 | Maybe I'll tell the waiter to hold the salad. | 1.4167 | 0.05861 | 96 | 60 | 32 | 4 |
526 | To be fair, I can see why they didn’t order vegetables. | 1.4167 | 0.06047 | 108 | 71 | 29 | 8 |
527 | What did they think? That we would be cannibals? | 1.4160 | 0.06030 | 125 | 86 | 26 | 13 |
528 | A veggie table meating. | 1.4159 | 0.05859 | 113 | 74 | 31 | 8 |
529 | It's the latest in farm to table. | 1.4159 | 0.06251 | 113 | 77 | 25 | 11 |
530 | GMOs are getting out of hand | 1.4158 | 0.06489 | 101 | 68 | 24 | 9 |
531 | It's much harder to eat them when they have faces. | 1.4158 | 0.06932 | 101 | 71 | 18 | 12 |
532 | Harold, eat your veggies. Now, before they see us. | 1.4158 | 0.06335 | 101 | 67 | 26 | 8 |
533 | I thought they were vegetarians! | 1.4157 | 0.06552 | 89 | 58 | 25 | 6 |
534 | I wonder which wine goes with a complete disconnect. | 1.4157 | 0.07112 | 89 | 61 | 19 | 9 |
535 | Au contraire. You are NOT what you eat. | 1.4157 | 0.06744 | 89 | 59 | 23 | 7 |
536 | Screw this veggie shit, beef is where it's at boys | 1.4154 | 0.05960 | 130 | 90 | 26 | 14 |
537 | They did say it was farm-to-table. | 1.4153 | 0.05936 | 118 | 79 | 29 | 10 |
538 | Paleo has really caught on | 1.4153 | 0.06057 | 118 | 80 | 27 | 11 |
539 | If they ordered anything else they'd be cannibals. | 1.4149 | 0.06664 | 94 | 63 | 23 | 8 |
540 | I heard this restaurant was farm to table but I never expected this. | 1.4146 | 0.06316 | 123 | 87 | 21 | 15 |
541 | Hey Tomato. Do you mind if I ask the waiter for some ketchup? | 1.4146 | 0.05647 | 123 | 81 | 33 | 9 |
542 | Can you blame them?" | 1.4141 | 0.06736 | 99 | 68 | 21 | 10 |
543 | You think he put ketchup on that burger? | 1.4141 | 0.06581 | 99 | 67 | 23 | 9 |
544 | Mediterranean burnout? | 1.4141 | 0.06736 | 99 | 68 | 21 | 10 |
545 | I thought the nutritional advice was to eat your vegetables, not watch your vegetables eat. | 1.4138 | 0.06370 | 116 | 81 | 22 | 13 |
546 | I'll have them and what they are eating. | 1.4135 | 0.06497 | 104 | 71 | 23 | 10 |
547 | Carnivores. Who knew? | 1.4132 | 0.05946 | 121 | 82 | 28 | 11 |
548 | That is so weird. They didn’t order any wine with dinner. | 1.4130 | 0.06938 | 92 | 63 | 20 | 9 |
549 | Well, they did say they serve vegetables. | 1.4128 | 0.06414 | 109 | 75 | 23 | 11 |
550 | When I heard them order GMO-free meat, I almost choked on my wine. | 1.4124 | 0.06676 | 97 | 66 | 22 | 9 |
551 | I think this farm to table craze has gone too far." | 1.4124 | 0.06346 | 97 | 64 | 26 | 7 |
552 | I’m happy to see they aren’t cannibals | 1.4124 | 0.06513 | 97 | 65 | 24 | 8 |
553 | Wait that’s how vegetables get their protein?! | 1.4123 | 0.05819 | 114 | 75 | 31 | 8 |
554 | Did you see how much salt they used! | 1.4118 | 0.06733 | 102 | 71 | 20 | 11 |
555 | What the hell? You can’t get healthier than that bunch, and they’re eating meat! I’m done being a vegan. | 1.4118 | 0.06133 | 119 | 82 | 25 | 12 |
556 | Apparently, some vegetables are higher in protein than others | 1.4118 | 0.06438 | 102 | 69 | 24 | 9 |
557 | They probably think we’re the weird ones. | 1.4112 | 0.05932 | 107 | 70 | 30 | 7 |
558 | I guess they really do serve food here. | 1.4112 | 0.06362 | 107 | 73 | 24 | 10 |
559 | Life was much better before meat-based plant diets. | 1.4112 | 0.06078 | 107 | 71 | 28 | 8 |
560 | And I used to think vegetables were good for us. | 1.4111 | 0.06869 | 90 | 61 | 21 | 8 |
561 | What, do they assume we’d be cannibals? | 1.4107 | 0.06412 | 112 | 78 | 22 | 12 |
562 | On second thought, I'll skip the vegetable medley. | 1.4105 | 0.06260 | 95 | 62 | 27 | 6 |
563 | They didn't get any bread either. | 1.4105 | 0.06938 | 95 | 66 | 19 | 10 |
564 | I recognize them from Veggie Tales. Don't stare. | 1.4100 | 0.06371 | 100 | 67 | 25 | 8 |
565 | See, even they won’t eat their vegetables. | 1.4100 | 0.06681 | 100 | 69 | 21 | 10 |
566 | They warned us they serve vegetables | 1.4100 | 0.06528 | 100 | 68 | 23 | 9 |
567 | They must not realize it is grass fed. | 1.4098 | 0.06132 | 122 | 85 | 24 | 13 |
568 | Salad’s a bit underdressed | 1.4098 | 0.05673 | 122 | 81 | 32 | 9 |
569 | Their shrink is going to have a field day. | 1.4095 | 0.06157 | 105 | 70 | 27 | 8 |
570 | Looks like Beefeater Tomato and his buddies are back on the Paleo diet again. | 1.4095 | 0.06860 | 105 | 75 | 17 | 13 |
571 | I shoulda known when I saw the sign “We Serve Vegetables” | 1.4091 | 0.06977 | 88 | 60 | 20 | 8 |
572 | I bet they never order salad. | 1.4091 | 0.07162 | 88 | 61 | 18 | 9 |
573 | Look, Henry, that must be the latest dietary trend : Free Range-Vegan | 1.4091 | 0.06788 | 88 | 59 | 22 | 7 |
574 | I knew they would rebel one day. | 1.4091 | 0.05818 | 110 | 72 | 31 | 7 |
575 | I guess they do serve heirloom vegetables. | 1.4086 | 0.06878 | 93 | 64 | 20 | 9 |
576 | I regret ordering the salad now... | 1.4083 | 0.05736 | 120 | 80 | 31 | 9 |
577 | Too bad Kale couldn’t make it tonight. | 1.4082 | 0.06778 | 98 | 68 | 20 | 10 |
578 | I’ve heard of grass fed beef. … But meat fed vegetables ? | 1.4078 | 0.06388 | 103 | 70 | 24 | 9 |
579 | Well, there goes that old saying, "You are what you eat." | 1.4078 | 0.06388 | 103 | 70 | 24 | 9 |
580 | "Heirlooms or gmo's? Either way, they're taking farm to table way too literally." | 1.4074 | 0.06314 | 108 | 74 | 24 | 10 |
581 | Alice, when you think about it, it does make sense. They're not cannibals! | 1.4071 | 0.05571 | 113 | 73 | 34 | 6 |
582 | In all fairness, if they ate healthy, they'd be cannibals. | 1.4071 | 0.06365 | 113 | 79 | 22 | 12 |
583 | These people taste great! | 1.4071 | 0.06240 | 113 | 78 | 24 | 11 |
584 | What happens in the steakhouse, stays in the steakhouse. | 1.4070 | 0.06895 | 86 | 58 | 21 | 7 |
585 | Wow, this place takes it's from farm to table motto seriously. | 1.4070 | 0.07648 | 86 | 62 | 13 | 11 |
586 | Well, it’s not like they can eat their own. | 1.4066 | 0.06246 | 91 | 59 | 27 | 5 |
587 | 'Grass-fed-beef-fed' produce the best " | 1.4066 | 0.06246 | 91 | 59 | 27 | 5 |
588 | Food pyramid be damned, daddy needs beef! | 1.4066 | 0.06626 | 91 | 61 | 23 | 7 |
589 | I bet it was the beefsteak tomato who started this. | 1.4065 | 0.05637 | 123 | 82 | 32 | 9 |
590 | Don't blame them. Imagine eating nothing but carbon dioxide and water day after day. | 1.4062 | 0.06209 | 96 | 63 | 27 | 6 |
591 | I guess even vegetables can get tired of vegetables. | 1.4059 | 0.06163 | 101 | 67 | 27 | 7 |
592 | They used to be vegans, but it was self-defeating | 1.4059 | 0.06775 | 101 | 71 | 19 | 11 |
593 | Something tells me that’s not plant-based meat… | 1.4057 | 0.06398 | 106 | 73 | 23 | 10 |
594 | Honestly, did they really think we would eat our own kind? | 1.4050 | 0.05936 | 121 | 83 | 27 | 11 |
595 | Don’t stare, but I think they’re eating Fred. | 1.4045 | 0.06914 | 89 | 61 | 20 | 8 |
596 | Have you noticed, they never invite kale. | 1.4043 | 0.06984 | 94 | 66 | 18 | 10 |
597 | Vegetables stuffed with meat | 1.4043 | 0.06295 | 94 | 62 | 26 | 6 |
598 | Wow! Meat tastes great! No wonder they push us to the side of the plate! | 1.4043 | 0.06474 | 94 | 63 | 24 | 7 |
599 | This could get ugly. I just ordered gazpacho. | 1.4043 | 0.06295 | 94 | 62 | 26 | 6 |
600 | It’s not their fault. They were raised by GMOs. | 1.4043 | 0.06110 | 94 | 61 | 28 | 5 |
601 | They've been granted a last meal. | 1.4040 | 0.06408 | 99 | 67 | 24 | 8 |
602 | This is the first time I feel guilty for ordering a salad | 1.4040 | 0.06874 | 99 | 70 | 18 | 11 |
603 | We all got problems, Mike- I can’t get rid of this 70’s afro. | 1.4040 | 0.06567 | 99 | 68 | 22 | 9 |
604 | They DO serve food here! | 1.4038 | 0.06190 | 104 | 70 | 26 | 8 |
605 | If they look over at us, run for the exits. | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
606 | How DO they make the meat taste so much like veggies? | 1.4035 | 0.06195 | 114 | 79 | 24 | 11 |
607 | We just got our Aug 15 magazine,and we have a different cartoon in it. The one showing as last week’s is from two weeks ago. August 8. If your circulation is going to be that slow you should change your deadline | 1.4022 | 0.07093 | 92 | 65 | 17 | 10 |
608 | I guess revenge is a dish best served medium rare. | 1.4022 | 0.06923 | 92 | 64 | 19 | 9 |
609 | Good veggies gone bad! | 1.4022 | 0.06194 | 92 | 60 | 27 | 5 |
610 | Farm to table is getting out of hand. | 1.4022 | 0.06748 | 92 | 63 | 21 | 8 |
611 | I guess that where ‘beefsteak’ tomato comes from…? | 1.4022 | 0.06748 | 92 | 63 | 21 | 8 |
612 | They did say it was a whole foods restaurant. | 1.4022 | 0.06923 | 92 | 64 | 19 | 9 |
613 | Ugh, I can't stand carnivores. | 1.4021 | 0.06159 | 97 | 64 | 27 | 6 |
614 | Why are they staring? We were told this was a vegetarian restaurant. | 1.4021 | 0.06331 | 97 | 65 | 25 | 7 |
615 | When salad goes bad. | 1.4021 | 0.07129 | 97 | 70 | 15 | 12 |
616 | ‘Great. More vegan hipsters.’ | 1.4021 | 0.06498 | 97 | 66 | 23 | 8 |
617 | Vegan cheat day | 1.4020 | 0.06115 | 102 | 68 | 27 | 7 |
618 | Just because we’re vegetables doesn’t mean we’re vegan. | 1.4020 | 0.06115 | 102 | 68 | 27 | 7 |
619 | When you finally realize that your vegetables have gone bad. | 1.4020 | 0.06574 | 102 | 71 | 21 | 10 |
620 | Who let the vegetables into Mar-A-Lardo? | 1.4019 | 0.06486 | 107 | 75 | 21 | 11 |
621 | Yeah, cauliflower got too popular to hang with us anymore. | 1.4019 | 0.06753 | 107 | 77 | 17 | 13 |
622 | Apparently the vegetables have gone bad." | 1.4019 | 0.06753 | 107 | 77 | 17 | 13 |
623 | And that right there is why I won't eat GMOs. | 1.4017 | 0.06197 | 117 | 82 | 23 | 12 |
624 | When vegetables go bad. | 1.4000 | 0.06026 | 115 | 79 | 26 | 10 |
625 | Teenagers. Always with the elbows on the table. | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
626 | Now those are GMOs | 1.4000 | 0.06941 | 85 | 58 | 20 | 7 |
627 | They’re gonna need all that protein to make a run for it. The busboy’s refilling the salad bar. | 1.4000 | 0.06477 | 90 | 60 | 24 | 6 |
628 | Let them stare. Of course we eat meat! We’re not cannibals. | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
629 | Who the side now big guy! | 1.4000 | 0.06736 | 85 | 57 | 22 | 6 |
630 | Well, that blows the whole "you are what you eat" thing out of the water. | 1.4000 | 0.06592 | 95 | 65 | 22 | 8 |
631 | It appears Mother Earth is evening the score. | 1.4000 | 0.06923 | 95 | 67 | 18 | 10 |
632 | I have to admit these genetically modified vegetables are starting to worry me a bit. | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
633 | What’s eating them? | 1.4000 | 0.07083 | 95 | 68 | 16 | 11 |
634 | This is so good! I’ll never understand why vegans prefer us to meat. | 1.4000 | 0.06941 | 85 | 58 | 20 | 7 |
635 | I always suspected that we aren’t always what we eat. | 1.4000 | 0.05947 | 110 | 74 | 28 | 8 |
636 | I was always skeptical of that photosynthesis thing. | 1.4000 | 0.06759 | 95 | 66 | 20 | 9 |
637 | You should see what the Venus flytrap orders. | 1.4000 | 0.06923 | 95 | 67 | 18 | 10 |
638 | Idk babe I can’t tell from the accents but I think the stickers say they’re from Chile. | 1.4000 | 0.06195 | 100 | 67 | 26 | 7 |
639 | I think Monsanto took it one step too far | 1.4000 | 0.06816 | 100 | 71 | 18 | 11 |
640 | Most steakhouses don’t serve vegetables. | 1.3983 | 0.05790 | 118 | 80 | 29 | 9 |
641 | You'd think photosynthesis would be enough for them! | 1.3983 | 0.05914 | 118 | 81 | 27 | 10 |
642 | It´s not a pretty sight when fruit and vegetables go bad. | 1.3982 | 0.05697 | 113 | 75 | 31 | 7 |
643 | Farm to Table isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be. | 1.3981 | 0.06570 | 108 | 77 | 19 | 12 |
644 | Honey, I suggest we stay away from the vegetarian entree tonight. | 1.3981 | 0.06020 | 108 | 73 | 27 | 8 |
645 | Eat up boys. It's payback time. | 1.3981 | 0.06374 | 103 | 71 | 23 | 9 |
646 | I suppose they’re still in their salad days. | 1.3981 | 0.05577 | 103 | 66 | 33 | 4 |
647 | "Why do THEY get to eat meat?" | 1.3980 | 0.06917 | 98 | 70 | 17 | 11 |
648 | Well I guess we can't expect them to go vegan. | 1.3980 | 0.06109 | 98 | 65 | 27 | 6 |
649 | That’s right, lady....we’re carnivores....what’d you think - we were cannibals | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
650 | What vegetarians really eat | 1.3977 | 0.06163 | 88 | 57 | 27 | 4 |
651 | You know what I find surprising and unusual? He ordered that hamburger with ketchup, mustard, pickles and onions. | 1.3976 | 0.06400 | 83 | 54 | 25 | 4 |
652 | They should have a nice red wine with that. | 1.3976 | 0.06626 | 83 | 55 | 23 | 5 |
653 | Well, I guess that's why organic vegetables are so expensive. | 1.3976 | 0.07055 | 83 | 57 | 19 | 7 |
654 | Wow, the vegan diet looks really good. | 1.3966 | 0.06107 | 116 | 81 | 24 | 11 |
655 | "Crudité reimagined. | 1.3964 | 0.06435 | 111 | 79 | 20 | 12 |
656 | Actually, it's helpful. Now I can tell my kids if they don't eat their veggies, their veggies might eat them. | 1.3962 | 0.06793 | 106 | 77 | 16 | 13 |
657 | Sort of blows that whole" your are what you eat thing" out the window. | 1.3962 | 0.06384 | 106 | 74 | 22 | 10 |
658 | Circle of life, people. Circle of life. | 1.3960 | 0.06461 | 101 | 70 | 22 | 9 |
659 | So you see, George, we ARE getting our protein when we eat our vegetables... | 1.3958 | 0.06366 | 96 | 65 | 24 | 7 |
660 | I just don't think a hamburger and broccoli would go together very well. | 1.3958 | 0.06702 | 96 | 67 | 20 | 9 |
661 | I can't wait to see what they order for dessert. | 1.3958 | 0.06366 | 96 | 65 | 24 | 7 |
662 | Joe, don't stare. It's their cheat day. | 1.3956 | 0.06227 | 91 | 60 | 26 | 5 |
663 | It’s always the same. They hate broccoli. | 1.3956 | 0.06790 | 91 | 63 | 20 | 8 |
664 | Apparently revenge is not a dish best served cold. | 1.3953 | 0.07263 | 86 | 61 | 16 | 9 |
665 | Minorities,my ass. | 1.3953 | 0.07263 | 86 | 61 | 16 | 9 |
666 | They never order sides. | 1.3953 | 0.06250 | 86 | 56 | 26 | 4 |
667 | Could you pass the chlorophyll? | 1.3953 | 0.07072 | 86 | 60 | 18 | 8 |
668 | Should somebody call P.E.T.A.? | 1.3953 | 0.07072 | 86 | 60 | 18 | 8 |
669 | I told you it was vegan restaurant. | 1.3953 | 0.06876 | 86 | 59 | 20 | 7 |
670 | Maybe a paleo diet isn't such a bad idea. | 1.3951 | 0.07387 | 81 | 57 | 16 | 8 |
671 | Atkins isn't working for the tomato. | 1.3951 | 0.07175 | 81 | 56 | 18 | 7 |
672 | It’s the circle of life Linda! | 1.3951 | 0.06956 | 81 | 55 | 20 | 6 |
673 | They could have had a V8. | 1.3939 | 0.06392 | 99 | 68 | 23 | 8 |
674 | Nobody eats their vegetables anymore! | 1.3936 | 0.05901 | 94 | 61 | 29 | 4 |
675 | I suppose revenge can also be served medium rare. | 1.3932 | 0.05942 | 117 | 81 | 26 | 10 |
676 | The plant based meat gets rave reviews here. | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
677 | How else do you think grew so big? | 1.3918 | 0.06645 | 97 | 68 | 20 | 9 |
678 | Isn't it wonderful to see blended families. | 1.3918 | 0.06481 | 97 | 67 | 22 | 8 |
679 | I'll give you fifty bucks if you tell the one wearing glasses he could avoid that by eating more carrots. | 1.3918 | 0.06313 | 97 | 66 | 24 | 7 |
680 | They’re only vegetarians when they’re at home. | 1.3918 | 0.06141 | 97 | 65 | 26 | 6 |
681 | See? Even they hate kale! | 1.3918 | 0.06960 | 97 | 70 | 16 | 11 |
682 | I didn’t know this is what you had in mind when you said “vegan restaurant” | 1.3918 | 0.06141 | 97 | 65 | 26 | 6 |
683 | What exactly did you think “farm to table” meant? | 1.3918 | 0.06481 | 97 | 67 | 22 | 8 |
684 | Let's see how the cows like it! | 1.3913 | 0.06905 | 92 | 65 | 18 | 9 |
685 | This beets lunch | 1.3913 | 0.06550 | 92 | 63 | 22 | 7 |
686 | I thought you said that this place serves only healthy vegetables. | 1.3908 | 0.06195 | 87 | 57 | 26 | 4 |
687 | You're right, Madge. The service does seem better in the Produce Section. | 1.3905 | 0.05820 | 105 | 70 | 29 | 6 |
688 | I don't get the plant-based meat fad! | 1.3905 | 0.06127 | 105 | 72 | 25 | 8 |
689 | See, I told you that vegetables are a legitimate source of protein. | 1.3905 | 0.05661 | 105 | 69 | 31 | 5 |
690 | Those vegans are staring at us. | 1.3905 | 0.05975 | 105 | 71 | 27 | 7 |
691 | I can't believe they won't let us into the salad bar. | 1.3902 | 0.06888 | 82 | 56 | 20 | 6 |
692 | Not even shirts. This place has really gone downhill. | 1.3902 | 0.06888 | 82 | 56 | 20 | 6 |
693 | Aw, be a man and eat it — it'll put some florets on your chest. | 1.3902 | 0.06888 | 82 | 56 | 20 | 6 |
694 | This must be one of those farm-to-table restaurants. | 1.3902 | 0.06888 | 82 | 56 | 20 | 6 |
695 | I have to admit, they do have good taste. | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
696 | I would have thought they were vegan. | 1.3895 | 0.05853 | 95 | 62 | 29 | 4 |
697 | They should at least have the decency to put some clothes on. | 1.3895 | 0.06041 | 95 | 63 | 27 | 5 |
698 | They say all the trendy restaurants are rethinking their approach to vegetables. | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
699 | Well, this officially ends my vegan phase. | 1.3889 | 0.07012 | 90 | 64 | 17 | 9 |
700 | Do you think they’d be offended if I ordered the vegetarian meal? | 1.3889 | 0.07188 | 90 | 65 | 15 | 10 |
701 | Bring on the beef! | 1.3889 | 0.06647 | 90 | 62 | 21 | 7 |
702 | Revenge of the Crudite' | 1.3889 | 0.05709 | 108 | 72 | 30 | 6 |
703 | Revenge is a dish best served cold | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
704 | Imagine how they feel, look at us eating vegetables. | 1.3883 | 0.06358 | 103 | 72 | 22 | 9 |
705 | Oh, My God! Is he eating LETTUCE on that burger? | 1.3882 | 0.06920 | 85 | 59 | 19 | 7 |
706 | How gauche. All that meat without a bottle of red wine. | 1.3882 | 0.06502 | 85 | 57 | 23 | 5 |
707 | I mean,you'd think it would just go against every fiber in their being. | 1.3878 | 0.05916 | 98 | 65 | 28 | 5 |
708 | I told you vegetables can be full of protein! | 1.3875 | 0.06772 | 80 | 54 | 21 | 5 |
709 | Are they flesh-eating plant? | 1.3875 | 0.06772 | 80 | 54 | 21 | 5 |
710 | Wouldn't you skip the salad too?" | 1.3874 | 0.05748 | 111 | 75 | 29 | 7 |
711 | They have come straight from the farm to the table. | 1.3871 | 0.06670 | 93 | 65 | 20 | 8 |
712 | I think I misunderstood when they said they were humanitarians. | 1.3868 | 0.05777 | 106 | 71 | 29 | 6 |
713 | This is almost as bad as when we caught the tiramisu doing meth. | 1.3864 | 0.07125 | 88 | 63 | 16 | 9 |
714 | I hope they’re onto something…I’m so sick of kale. | 1.3864 | 0.06349 | 88 | 59 | 24 | 5 |
715 | All of a sudden, my guilt level just dropped to zero. | 1.3861 | 0.05965 | 101 | 68 | 27 | 6 |
716 | That explains why the Crudité is so expensive these days | 1.3855 | 0.07033 | 83 | 58 | 18 | 7 |
717 | How can they call it fine-dining when the veggies are undressed? | 1.3855 | 0.06375 | 83 | 55 | 24 | 4 |
718 | I’m guessing that there are not any vegetables on the menu. | 1.3853 | 0.06101 | 109 | 76 | 24 | 9 |
719 | Even the produce has gone Keto | 1.3852 | 0.05872 | 122 | 86 | 25 | 11 |
720 | I guess you aren't what you eat... | 1.3846 | 0.06206 | 91 | 61 | 25 | 5 |
721 | They always eat when kale has a massage. | 1.3846 | 0.07575 | 78 | 56 | 14 | 8 |
722 | Et tu, veggies? | 1.3846 | 0.06597 | 104 | 75 | 18 | 11 |
723 | This place really takes farm-to-table seriously. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
724 | That's something you don't see very often. | 1.3846 | 0.05799 | 91 | 59 | 29 | 3 |
725 | They said it's what their ancestors ate. | 1.3846 | 0.06948 | 91 | 65 | 17 | 9 |
726 | We're entitled to a cheat night, too. | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
727 | I hear this is the place where vegetables come to meat up. | 1.3846 | 0.06307 | 104 | 73 | 22 | 9 |
728 | You know, I read somewhere that in Australia, the food chain goes in the opposite direction. | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
729 | This is exactly why I won't eat free-range vegetables. | 1.3838 | 0.06374 | 99 | 69 | 22 | 8 |
730 | This morning I saw a candy bar chewing bubble gum. | 1.3838 | 0.06210 | 99 | 68 | 24 | 7 |
731 | Just ignore the stares. They lead an unconvegetable lifestyle. | 1.3838 | 0.06210 | 99 | 68 | 24 | 7 |
732 | I think I know which one was using the bathroom before me | 1.3837 | 0.06651 | 86 | 59 | 21 | 6 |
733 | What happened to the caption contest? It used to be smart and amusing? | 1.3837 | 0.07242 | 86 | 62 | 15 | 9 |
734 | Yes, elbows on the table and cutting with their left hands. They must be foreign | 1.3837 | 0.07050 | 86 | 61 | 17 | 8 |
735 | See? And they say steak isn't good for you. | 1.3837 | 0.07050 | 86 | 61 | 17 | 8 |
736 | I notice they didn't start with salads. | 1.3837 | 0.06854 | 86 | 60 | 19 | 7 |
737 | When the broccoli ordered a Sloppy Joe, I knew he had bad taste. | 1.3837 | 0.06226 | 86 | 57 | 25 | 4 |
738 | But what’s really weird is that the asparagus wears glasses. | 1.3832 | 0.06178 | 107 | 75 | 23 | 9 |
739 | Now that's healthy eating. | 1.3832 | 0.06319 | 107 | 76 | 21 | 10 |
740 | Even they won't eat kale. | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
741 | I guess it makes sense they don't eat vegetables. | 1.3830 | 0.06070 | 94 | 63 | 26 | 5 |
742 | well, I've heard she's had GMO work done | 1.3830 | 0.06070 | 94 | 63 | 26 | 5 |
743 | Is that what they mean by farm to table now? | 1.3827 | 0.07364 | 81 | 58 | 15 | 8 |
744 | Well, you did say it was a vegetarian restaurant! | 1.3827 | 0.06705 | 81 | 55 | 21 | 5 |
745 | you are what your food eats | 1.3827 | 0.07570 | 81 | 59 | 13 | 9 |
746 | Eating beef always gives me gas. | 1.3824 | 0.06542 | 102 | 73 | 19 | 10 |
747 | Now I know what's in my vegetables | 1.3820 | 0.06686 | 89 | 62 | 20 | 7 |
748 | Since when is this place "pants optional"? | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
749 | There goes your "you are what you eat" theory. | 1.3820 | 0.06686 | 89 | 62 | 20 | 7 |
750 | I guess you can’t expect them to be vegetarians. | 1.3818 | 0.05916 | 110 | 76 | 26 | 8 |
751 | Look, even they won’t eat themselves! | 1.3816 | 0.07247 | 76 | 53 | 17 | 6 |
752 | Revenge is best served medium rare. | 1.3814 | 0.06121 | 97 | 66 | 25 | 6 |
753 | Carnivorous vegetables ? | 1.3810 | 0.06539 | 84 | 57 | 22 | 5 |
754 | I told you vegetables don’t have carbs! | 1.3810 | 0.06539 | 84 | 57 | 22 | 5 |
755 | And you thought vegetables are healthy | 1.3810 | 0.06682 | 105 | 77 | 16 | 12 |
756 | I misunderstood what they meant by a plant-based dining experience. | 1.3810 | 0.06539 | 84 | 57 | 22 | 5 |
757 | Glad no one else wanted a salad | 1.3810 | 0.07167 | 84 | 60 | 16 | 8 |
758 | I’m pretty sure they got our order! | 1.3810 | 0.06544 | 105 | 76 | 18 | 11 |
759 | Who would have ever thought that vegetables could be hypocrites? | 1.3805 | 0.05939 | 113 | 79 | 25 | 9 |
760 | Let 'em stare. How else are we supposed to get our protein?!! | 1.3804 | 0.06709 | 92 | 65 | 19 | 8 |
761 | I'd heard of a dog eat dog world, but never that... | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
762 | I'll bet this all started with a whiff of fried bacon. | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
763 | They want to have us for lunch. | 1.3797 | 0.07048 | 79 | 55 | 18 | 6 |
764 | Maybe we should live a little further away from the nuclear power plant | 1.3797 | 0.07274 | 79 | 56 | 16 | 7 |
765 | They're part of that new "Ranch to Table" movement. | 1.3793 | 0.06589 | 87 | 60 | 21 | 6 |
766 | See? Even THEY know what tastes better. | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
767 | Well their options are limited: Carnivore or cannibal. | 1.3793 | 0.06789 | 87 | 61 | 19 | 7 |
768 | They SAY they're all vegetarian, but that guy on the end? Technically a fruit. | 1.3789 | 0.06554 | 95 | 67 | 20 | 8 |
769 | What a nerve! Vegans giving us the evil eye for eating meat! | 1.3789 | 0.06723 | 95 | 68 | 18 | 9 |
770 | Well, you didn’t expect them to be vegetarians, did you? | 1.3786 | 0.06915 | 103 | 77 | 13 | 13 |
771 | No onions or turnips? They deny their roots. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
772 | Must be vegecontrarians. | 1.3780 | 0.06863 | 82 | 57 | 19 | 6 |
773 | You see Dr. Ross, I was afraid this would happen when we started modifying their genes. | 1.3780 | 0.06169 | 82 | 54 | 25 | 3 |
774 | Anyone else feeling uncomfortable with these intoxicated vegans looking at us? | 1.3780 | 0.06169 | 82 | 54 | 25 | 3 |
775 | A burger a day keeps the vegetarians away. | 1.3780 | 0.06640 | 82 | 56 | 21 | 5 |
776 | The kids these days with their crazy hairdo’s. | 1.3780 | 0.06863 | 82 | 57 | 19 | 6 |
777 | We are living in different times. | 1.3780 | 0.06409 | 82 | 55 | 23 | 4 |
778 | Who do ya gotta kill to get some real meat around here? | 1.3778 | 0.06811 | 90 | 64 | 18 | 8 |
779 | Well,it’s not like they can order from the vegetarian menu. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
780 | They act like the poster children for healthy eating, until a plate of animal meat shows up in front of them. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
781 | I am so over "Woke". | 1.3774 | 0.06763 | 106 | 79 | 14 | 13 |
782 | Uprooted, yet still well behaved.” | 1.3766 | 0.07404 | 77 | 55 | 15 | 7 |
783 | You know what's strange? At least two of them are left-handed. | 1.3766 | 0.07404 | 77 | 55 | 15 | 7 |
784 | I think they’re called beefgans | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
785 | See? Even the vegetables can't stand going Vegan. | 1.3766 | 0.06927 | 77 | 53 | 19 | 5 |
786 | That ‘Beyond Meat’ stuff has some crazy side effects. | 1.3766 | 0.07404 | 77 | 55 | 15 | 7 |
787 | That’s why they call it a beefsteak tomato. | 1.3766 | 0.07404 | 77 | 55 | 15 | 7 |
788 | It's the latest thing, revenge food porn. | 1.3766 | 0.06927 | 77 | 53 | 19 | 5 |
789 | You can't begrudge them their recommended daily allowance of irony. | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
790 | The genetic engineers at Fruit of the Loom have made great strides | 1.3766 | 0.06927 | 77 | 53 | 19 | 5 |
791 | Thank goodness. Now we can eat anything. | 1.3765 | 0.06477 | 85 | 58 | 22 | 5 |
792 | I always say, eating well is the best revenge. | 1.3765 | 0.06257 | 85 | 57 | 24 | 4 |
793 | Revenge is sweetest, medium rare! | 1.3765 | 0.06477 | 85 | 58 | 22 | 5 |
794 | I told you we should have dressed up! | 1.3765 | 0.06257 | 85 | 57 | 24 | 4 |
795 | I hate when they stare! | 1.3763 | 0.06823 | 93 | 67 | 17 | 9 |
796 | Oh, so THEY can eat meat? | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
797 | Looks like Mr. Asparagus's pee will smell normal today. | 1.3762 | 0.06426 | 101 | 72 | 20 | 9 |
798 | Why are they staring at us ? Do they expect us to be cannibals? | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
799 | Do you think they know their friend is eating a veggie burger? | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
800 | I didn't know they'd take GMO's this far. | 1.3750 | 0.06725 | 88 | 62 | 19 | 7 |
801 | This farm-to-table concept has gotten out of hand. | 1.3750 | 0.06528 | 88 | 61 | 21 | 6 |
802 | The flavor is in the cholesterol. | 1.3750 | 0.05783 | 96 | 64 | 28 | 4 |
803 | I'm grateful they're not vegans. | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
804 | Irony is not dead. | 1.3750 | 0.06720 | 104 | 77 | 15 | 12 |
805 | Grass fed. | 1.3750 | 0.06745 | 80 | 55 | 20 | 5 |
806 | When I saw my cousin eaten by a cow I knew we had to do this. | 1.3750 | 0.06506 | 80 | 54 | 22 | 4 |
807 | Let's try to ignore their crudity. | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
808 | I'm worried that they're mentally dressing us. | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
809 | At least they’re not eating their friends. | 1.3750 | 0.06528 | 88 | 61 | 21 | 6 |
810 | Pft. Millennials. | 1.3750 | 0.06725 | 88 | 62 | 19 | 7 |
811 | We always get sat next to the weirdos | 1.3739 | 0.05983 | 115 | 82 | 23 | 10 |
812 | Maybe the asparagus needs glasses, but a carrot wouldn’t. | 1.3738 | 0.06302 | 107 | 77 | 20 | 10 |
813 | Honey, perhaps we shouldn’t have ordered the baby carrots tonight. | 1.3738 | 0.06302 | 107 | 77 | 20 | 10 |
814 | Such crudity at that table. | 1.3738 | 0.06161 | 107 | 76 | 22 | 9 |
815 | Did you know it takes an entire herd of Black Angus to produce a pound of broccoli? | 1.3738 | 0.06441 | 107 | 78 | 18 | 11 |
816 | It’s revenge dining. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
817 | I thought you said this was a vegetarian place. | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
818 | The steaks, I understand. But that broccoli eating a veggie burger is just poor taste | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
819 | It was only a matter of time before they developed meat-based plants. | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
820 | I bet their cholesterol is off the charts. | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
821 | Contrarians! | 1.3735 | 0.07008 | 83 | 59 | 17 | 7 |
822 | Must be their cheat meal | 1.3735 | 0.06575 | 83 | 57 | 21 | 5 |
823 | I'm having doubts about my vegetarian diet. | 1.3735 | 0.07214 | 83 | 60 | 15 | 8 |
824 | I guess we shouldn't judge | 1.3735 | 0.06795 | 83 | 58 | 19 | 6 |
825 | They’re looking at us like we are something to eat. | 1.3735 | 0.07008 | 83 | 59 | 17 | 7 |
826 | Didn’t we just see them at the farmers’ market? | 1.3733 | 0.07296 | 75 | 53 | 16 | 6 |
827 | How can we ever trust them again? | 1.3733 | 0.07296 | 75 | 53 | 16 | 6 |
828 | Can you believe the irony? And me without my phone. | 1.3733 | 0.06785 | 75 | 51 | 20 | 4 |
829 | They LOOK healthy. | 1.3733 | 0.07296 | 75 | 53 | 16 | 6 |
830 | I guess the veggies need some protein! | 1.3733 | 0.07296 | 75 | 53 | 16 | 6 |
831 | They must've changed the Food Pyramid again. | 1.3725 | 0.06373 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
832 | Flesh-eating veggies ??? | 1.3723 | 0.06762 | 94 | 68 | 17 | 9 |
833 | With the alioli, I can finally tolerate your cousin. | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
834 | It’s payback time. | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
835 | They serve plant protein at this restaurant. | 1.3723 | 0.06047 | 94 | 64 | 25 | 5 |
836 | You think that’s weird? Wait till their drinks get here. | 1.3723 | 0.06762 | 94 | 68 | 17 | 9 |
837 | I just think it’s nice to see the other vegetables hanging out with the tomato, even though it’s technically a fruit. | 1.3721 | 0.06199 | 86 | 58 | 24 | 4 |
838 | I guess only vegetables are willing to eat meat these days. | 1.3721 | 0.07219 | 86 | 63 | 14 | 9 |
839 | Wait until they find out just how Impossible their plant-based burger is. | 1.3718 | 0.06854 | 78 | 54 | 19 | 5 |
840 | Fake Vegetarians Eating What They Really Want | 1.3718 | 0.06854 | 78 | 54 | 19 | 5 |
841 | So that’s why vegetables have so much protein. | 1.3718 | 0.06082 | 78 | 51 | 25 | 2 |
842 | I guess technically they are their sides. | 1.3711 | 0.05920 | 97 | 66 | 26 | 5 |
843 | Maybe they’re not as healthy as we thought. | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
844 | Veggie burger! Yuck! | 1.3711 | 0.06606 | 97 | 70 | 18 | 9 |
845 | They say they’re vegans but they’re just crudités. | 1.3711 | 0.06273 | 97 | 68 | 22 | 7 |
846 | Last meal before they move to the salad bar. | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
847 | Quick Henry, cover up your broccoli! | 1.3704 | 0.06442 | 81 | 55 | 22 | 4 |
848 | Isn't that nice? Two vegans have invited a fruit to join them. | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
849 | It’s okay because the cattle are vegan. | 1.3704 | 0.06677 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
850 | I heard through the grapevine that we're getting canned tomorrow. | 1.3704 | 0.07338 | 81 | 59 | 14 | 8 |
851 | Rumor is they’re iron-deficient. | 1.3704 | 0.06677 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
852 | Because it's iron-y! | 1.3704 | 0.06677 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
853 | The worst part is, they ordered it well done! | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
854 | ....they sure know what's good for them. | 1.3700 | 0.06301 | 100 | 71 | 21 | 8 |
855 | Well, I guess it’s not called a beefsteak tomato for nothing. | 1.3700 | 0.05252 | 100 | 65 | 33 | 2 |
856 | My kids hate me. | 1.3699 | 0.07430 | 73 | 52 | 15 | 6 |
857 | I guess photosynthesizing is too "old fashioned" nowadays. | 1.3699 | 0.07169 | 73 | 51 | 17 | 5 |
858 | They’re trying to forget their salad days. | 1.3699 | 0.07430 | 73 | 52 | 15 | 6 |
859 | Wait, weren't they vegan? | 1.3699 | 0.07430 | 73 | 52 | 15 | 6 |
860 | So this is farm to table, huh? | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
861 | I suppose they need some protein in their diet? | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
862 | Something tells me that these vegetables aren't as sustainable as they say | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
863 | You are not what you eat. | 1.3690 | 0.06287 | 84 | 57 | 23 | 4 |
864 | So,you're not what you eat? | 1.3690 | 0.07340 | 84 | 62 | 13 | 9 |
865 | This Keto fad is out of control | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
866 | It's the asparagus that surprises me. I always thought of it as being more enlightened. | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
867 | They looked so vegan. | 1.3684 | 0.06969 | 76 | 53 | 18 | 5 |
868 | It only seems fair | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
869 | I'm glad I didn't order the salad. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
870 | This is not the way the food cycle is supposed to work. | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
871 | Do you think they're off duty? | 1.3684 | 0.06713 | 76 | 52 | 20 | 4 |
872 | They’re on the paleo diet. Feels bioillogical. | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
873 | I always knew there was a reason I couldn't stand them. | 1.3679 | 0.06334 | 106 | 77 | 19 | 10 |
874 | No wonder they’re so high in iron. | 1.3678 | 0.06563 | 87 | 61 | 20 | 6 |
875 | Meat and no potato? | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
876 | NO WONDER THEY TASTE SO GOOD. | 1.3678 | 0.07333 | 87 | 65 | 12 | 10 |
877 | Once they get a taste for it, it's only one step from bovine to humankind. | 1.3678 | 0.05921 | 87 | 58 | 26 | 3 |
878 | It's the local hairdressers convention this week | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
879 | Amazing how far some plants will go to own the libs. | 1.3671 | 0.07681 | 79 | 59 | 11 | 9 |
880 | Now who’s the side. | 1.3671 | 0.06287 | 79 | 53 | 23 | 3 |
881 | I wonder what their food pyramid looks like? | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
882 | I hate it when vegetarians fall off the wagon | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
883 | Vegetables are’t vegetarian? This changes everything! | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
884 | It turns out your are not, in fact, what you eat. | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
885 | I couldn't eat vegetables if I were them either. | 1.3671 | 0.07019 | 79 | 56 | 17 | 6 |
886 | No, I'm upset that they got their food when we ordered first. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
887 | You need to eat your humans if you want dessert | 1.3670 | 0.05478 | 109 | 74 | 30 | 5 |
888 | Guess that 'meating' has come to order! | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
889 | What did I miss of Farm to Table' | 1.3667 | 0.06601 | 90 | 64 | 19 | 7 |
890 | Like I’ve been saying, Shirley, you have no idea what you are actually eating with that plant-based diet of yours. | 1.3667 | 0.06409 | 90 | 63 | 21 | 6 |
891 | Their last meal before becoming V-8 Juice. | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
892 | I was going to order the vegetable medley, but I'm having second thoughts. | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
893 | Look cool. They must recognize us from the Dr. Oz ad. | 1.3667 | 0.06601 | 90 | 64 | 19 | 7 |
894 | That's what vegetables eat to stay healthy. | 1.3663 | 0.06089 | 101 | 71 | 23 | 7 |
895 | Vegetables eating animals. It's the world of alternative facts. | 1.3662 | 0.07831 | 71 | 52 | 12 | 7 |
896 | How the vege-tables have turned... | 1.3662 | 0.07299 | 71 | 50 | 16 | 5 |
897 | Omg,the couple at the next table just ordered a Crudités | 1.3659 | 0.07051 | 82 | 59 | 16 | 7 |
898 | Everybody deserves a cheat day now and then. | 1.3659 | 0.05888 | 82 | 54 | 26 | 2 |
899 | Why should they be shocked? We are not cannibals! | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
900 | I guess they do serve vegetables. | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
901 | I’m on a diet! | 1.3649 | 0.06823 | 74 | 51 | 19 | 4 |
902 | Just as I suspected. | 1.3649 | 0.07833 | 74 | 55 | 11 | 8 |
903 | I suppose a side of vegetables would be inappropriate | 1.3649 | 0.07089 | 74 | 52 | 17 | 5 |
904 | What’s wrong with being humanitarians? | 1.3649 | 0.06823 | 74 | 51 | 19 | 4 |
905 | I guess any vegetable can identify as beefsteak now. | 1.3649 | 0.07089 | 74 | 52 | 17 | 5 |
906 | Check out what the veggie table ordered! | 1.3647 | 0.06870 | 85 | 61 | 17 | 7 |
907 | They are making me hungry! | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
908 | The vegans have come! Let us finish our steak and leave!! | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
909 | I don't know what's going on with the other two, but that must be a beefsteak tomato. | 1.3647 | 0.06228 | 85 | 58 | 23 | 4 |
910 | I guess they couldn’t get into 11 Madison Park either | 1.3647 | 0.06663 | 85 | 60 | 19 | 6 |
911 | Was it rude to order the vegan option? | 1.3646 | 0.06475 | 96 | 69 | 19 | 8 |
912 | I guess it makes sense--otherwise, they'd be cannibals. | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
913 | You don’t expect them to eat their own kind do you? | 1.3636 | 0.05644 | 99 | 67 | 28 | 4 |
914 | Well, turnabout IS fair play. | 1.3636 | 0.05824 | 99 | 68 | 26 | 5 |
915 | So much for photosynthesis. | 1.3636 | 0.06087 | 88 | 60 | 24 | 4 |
916 | Looks like a roughage crowd. | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
917 | Vegetables gone bad. | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
918 | Not quite what I envisioned when the told me this was a vegetarian restaurant. | 1.3636 | 0.06650 | 99 | 73 | 16 | 10 |
919 | This is so much tastier than that manure compost mix they fed us at the nursery. | 1.3636 | 0.06087 | 88 | 60 | 24 | 4 |
920 | If Darwin was right, we have to eat them before they eat us. | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
921 | They must be tired of being vegetarians. | 1.3636 | 0.05824 | 99 | 68 | 26 | 5 |
922 | Take that, vegans! | 1.3636 | 0.05868 | 88 | 59 | 26 | 3 |
923 | See? When you don’t eat them, they eat you. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
924 | Is it protein, or is it revenge? | 1.3636 | 0.07374 | 77 | 56 | 14 | 7 |
925 | Honey, have you noticed that they are always here on all-you-eat ribs night? | 1.3636 | 0.06380 | 77 | 52 | 22 | 3 |
926 | I'd hate to see what they grow in their gardens. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
927 | I sure hope there isn’t any tomato on that burger! | 1.3626 | 0.05745 | 91 | 61 | 27 | 3 |
928 | I didn't think they served food here. | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
929 | So that’s how they get their iron. | 1.3626 | 0.05954 | 91 | 62 | 25 | 4 |
930 | I think they mixed up our order. | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
931 | They belong to the little known Paleo-Vegetarian faction. | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
932 | Don't look now, but I think that couple are vegetarians | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
933 | Is that a carnivorous crudite I see? | 1.3625 | 0.07387 | 80 | 59 | 13 | 8 |
934 | I’m just glad our children aren’t here to see this. | 1.3625 | 0.07170 | 80 | 58 | 15 | 7 |
935 | Now look who's becoming the alpha species on the planet...! | 1.3625 | 0.05965 | 80 | 53 | 25 | 2 |
936 | Who’s going to tell them it’s plant based? | 1.3625 | 0.07170 | 80 | 58 | 15 | 7 |
937 | I hear the Fruit of the Loom guys use PEDs too. | 1.3623 | 0.07436 | 69 | 49 | 15 | 5 |
938 | I assumed they'd be vegetarians. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
939 | People think they’re eating healthy when they eat us. | 1.3617 | 0.05829 | 94 | 64 | 26 | 4 |
940 | I mean, it's ethical to them. | 1.3617 | 0.06391 | 94 | 67 | 20 | 7 |
941 | I guess I was small minded assuming anthropomorphic produce would be vegetarian | 1.3614 | 0.06317 | 83 | 57 | 22 | 4 |
942 | So glad we went with grass-fed. You can really taste the difference. | 1.3614 | 0.06317 | 83 | 57 | 22 | 4 |
943 | Obviously too much of organic and grass fed in their Paleo diet. | 1.3611 | 0.07215 | 72 | 51 | 16 | 5 |
944 | I did exactly the same thing when I graduated from that fat camp last year. | 1.3611 | 0.07481 | 72 | 52 | 14 | 6 |
945 | What a silly question honey, of course they eat meat, they’re not cannibals | 1.3611 | 0.07481 | 72 | 52 | 14 | 6 |
946 | Yeah, we concur: real meat definitely tastes better than those plant-based-wannabes | 1.3608 | 0.06745 | 97 | 72 | 15 | 10 |
947 | People love to say you are what you eat, but put it into practice and they all freak out. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
948 | It's the new item on their menu: beef-fed veggies and the broccoli is steamed. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
949 | Oh sure, they wanna be friends tonite…but tomorrow they’ll just toss us! | 1.3605 | 0.05944 | 86 | 58 | 25 | 3 |
950 | I’ve never seen them herbivore. | 1.3605 | 0.06802 | 86 | 62 | 17 | 7 |
951 | I told you they serve raw foods here. | 1.3600 | 0.06749 | 75 | 52 | 19 | 4 |
952 | Just because I like lettuce and tomato on my burger doesn’t make me a cannibal! | 1.3600 | 0.06280 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 8 |
953 | They wouldn't be so Plus-sized if they were Vegan. | 1.3600 | 0.07507 | 75 | 55 | 13 | 7 |
954 | GMOs are getting out of control. | 1.3600 | 0.07263 | 75 | 54 | 15 | 6 |
955 | Eat where the locally grown eat. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
956 | It’s their version of vegan | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
957 | They just came from picketing the steakhouse across the street. | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
958 | Beets me. | 1.3590 | 0.07293 | 78 | 57 | 14 | 7 |
959 | Apparently, you are not always what you eat. | 1.3587 | 0.06663 | 92 | 67 | 17 | 8 |
960 | They’re omniherbs. | 1.3587 | 0.06663 | 92 | 67 | 17 | 8 |
961 | Weird, yes, but it would be creepier if they were vegetarians. | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
962 | Do you think they know that it’s grass-fed? | 1.3587 | 0.07012 | 92 | 69 | 13 | 10 |
963 | I hope it's at least grain-fed. | 1.3580 | 0.06874 | 81 | 58 | 17 | 6 |
964 | If I were solid antioxidant, I might abuse my body too. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
965 | So that’s what happens when you eat genetically modified food. | 1.3580 | 0.07917 | 81 | 63 | 7 | 11 |
966 | I sent a beefsteak tomato over to the veggie table just to see what happens | 1.3579 | 0.06509 | 95 | 69 | 18 | 8 |
967 | Still think you never met a vegetable you didn’t like? | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
968 | They’re only seasonal residents. | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
969 | Does no one bother to photosynthesize anymore? | 1.3579 | 0.06509 | 95 | 69 | 18 | 8 |
970 | I didn't know this was a salad bar. | 1.3571 | 0.06481 | 84 | 59 | 20 | 5 |
971 | Is this farm-to-table-to-farm? | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
972 | I thought this restaurant was farm-to-table, not farm-at-table. | 1.3571 | 0.07890 | 70 | 52 | 11 | 7 |
973 | I don't think they're organic. | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
974 | Must be rogue produce. | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
975 | They’re hydroponics on day release.” | 1.3571 | 0.05664 | 98 | 67 | 27 | 4 |
976 | Of course they're rich in irony. | 1.3571 | 0.07624 | 70 | 51 | 13 | 6 |
977 | This is our chance. Go ask him..is it tomato or tomatoe? | 1.3571 | 0.08149 | 70 | 53 | 9 | 8 |
978 | Didn't they order after us? | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
979 | I'm willing to look the other way when it's a beefsteak tomato but there's no exscuse for the other two. | 1.3564 | 0.06538 | 101 | 75 | 16 | 10 |
980 | The beef is grass fed here, so it’s almost like cannibalism. | 1.3563 | 0.06112 | 87 | 60 | 23 | 4 |
981 | If this means we don't have to eat broccoli anymore, I support it. | 1.3563 | 0.06737 | 87 | 63 | 17 | 7 |
982 | I told you vegetables contain lots of protein. | 1.3563 | 0.06112 | 87 | 60 | 23 | 4 |
983 | You wouldn't expect them to be vegetarians. | 1.3563 | 0.06112 | 87 | 60 | 23 | 4 |
984 | I thought they wouldn’t serve them here. | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
985 | Okay, my concerns about GMO vegetables just doubled. | 1.3563 | 0.07308 | 87 | 66 | 11 | 10 |
986 | Who goes to a steak house and orders a burger? | 1.3563 | 0.05890 | 87 | 59 | 25 | 3 |
987 | Meh. Performative. | 1.3562 | 0.07133 | 73 | 52 | 16 | 5 |
988 | Why are they staring -- they eat US all the time | 1.3562 | 0.07395 | 73 | 53 | 14 | 6 |
989 | Farm to table eh? | 1.3562 | 0.07133 | 73 | 52 | 16 | 5 |
990 | See- everyone's going paleo now. | 1.3562 | 0.06861 | 73 | 51 | 18 | 4 |
991 | Suddenly I feel bad for ordering the salad | 1.3562 | 0.06861 | 73 | 51 | 18 | 4 |
992 | They're not eating their vegetables. | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
993 | I thought they were healthy. | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
994 | Now why does that not surprise me? | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 66 | 16 | 8 |
995 | I liked them so much more when they didn’t eat meat. | 1.3556 | 0.05978 | 90 | 62 | 24 | 4 |
996 | I guess vegetables and vegetarians are two different animals. | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
997 | That's the Monsanto rep table.... | 1.3556 | 0.06944 | 90 | 67 | 14 | 9 |
998 | This is the first time a salad made me feel guilty. | 1.3553 | 0.06408 | 76 | 52 | 21 | 3 |
999 | They said it’s ok if they’re grass fed. | 1.3553 | 0.06934 | 76 | 54 | 17 | 5 |
1000 | My spleen burger is delicious, how are your American thighs? | 1.3553 | 0.07423 | 76 | 56 | 13 | 7 |
1001 | I'm beginning to have my doubts about 'farm to table' dining. | 1.3553 | 0.06934 | 76 | 54 | 17 | 5 |
1002 | I liked it better when they consumed dead animals underground through roots. | 1.3553 | 0.07423 | 76 | 56 | 13 | 7 |
1003 | Omg, is this a veggie burger? Oh, no, Uncle Joe! | 1.3553 | 0.06676 | 76 | 53 | 19 | 4 |
1004 | Well, would you rather they ate dirt and manure? | 1.3551 | 0.05516 | 107 | 74 | 28 | 5 |
1005 | You are what what you eat eats. | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
1006 | I didn’t know this was a farm-to-table restaurant. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1007 | Well, I do see that it can be a tough choice between veganism and cannibalism. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1008 | Somebody should tell the kitchen that their vegetable have gone bad. | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1009 | Where're the sides? | 1.3544 | 0.05985 | 79 | 53 | 24 | 2 |
1010 | This is the part of the Green New Deal that bothers me. | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1011 | They never eat their own. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1012 | It’s an acquired taste | 1.3544 | 0.05985 | 79 | 53 | 24 | 2 |
1013 | No, Gene, that's a very common mistake. The tomato is considered a fruit. | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
1014 | At least we got over our existential crisis since we stopped being vegetarians. | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
1015 | They look really steamed! | 1.3542 | 0.06619 | 96 | 71 | 16 | 9 |
1016 | So much for vegging out. | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1017 | Sitting next to Andy Asparagus and Brenda Broccoli, Tom sensed that he wasn't really one of them. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1018 | Looks like the food chain is broken. | 1.3537 | 0.07233 | 82 | 61 | 13 | 8 |
1019 | I guess this is where all the veggies meat. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1020 | Now I know what they mean by ‘farm to table.’ | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1021 | Meat-fed vegetables are higher is vitamin A. | 1.3537 | 0.07021 | 82 | 60 | 15 | 7 |
1022 | If they ask, tell them it's a veggie burger. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1023 | What don’t they understand about a vegetarian restayrant? | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1024 | Makes sense... | 1.3529 | 0.06176 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
1025 | Beef. It's what's for dinner. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1026 | "Should we tell them the menu is plant-based?" | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1027 | I wonder why they skipped the salads? | 1.3529 | 0.07239 | 85 | 64 | 12 | 9 |
1028 | Oh my god, she's using steak sauce and her butter knife | 1.3529 | 0.07042 | 85 | 63 | 14 | 8 |
1029 | Ethically speaking, now there's nothing we can eat. | 1.3529 | 0.06841 | 85 | 62 | 16 | 7 |
1030 | They’re not even wearing pants, Jim! | 1.3529 | 0.07186 | 68 | 48 | 16 | 4 |
1031 | Do you think they know they are tomorrow's special? | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1032 | The waiter has been gone a really long time. | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1033 | I heard it was their choice for their final meal. | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1034 | I hope they’re finished by the time I’m ready for my salad. | 1.3523 | 0.06672 | 88 | 64 | 17 | 7 |
1035 | It’s a vegetable-eat-cow world. | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1036 | Crudités revenge! | 1.3523 | 0.06865 | 88 | 65 | 15 | 8 |
1037 | A few of my relatives have gone missing lately. | 1.3521 | 0.07532 | 71 | 52 | 13 | 6 |
1038 | I thought 'you are what you eat' was just a saying. | 1.3521 | 0.07260 | 71 | 51 | 15 | 5 |
1039 | Cannibals - disgusting ! | 1.3521 | 0.06978 | 71 | 50 | 17 | 4 |
1040 | Why are they staring? Emily Post says it's okay to eat a burger with your hands. | 1.3521 | 0.06978 | 71 | 50 | 17 | 4 |
1041 | They're Amish veggies. They get one month to go wilding. | 1.3521 | 0.06978 | 71 | 50 | 17 | 4 |
1042 | I get the beefsteak, but what about the other two? | 1.3521 | 0.06978 | 71 | 50 | 17 | 4 |
1043 | I wonder what their side is | 1.3521 | 0.06683 | 71 | 49 | 19 | 3 |
1044 | They're creepy and they're kooky, that Atkins family. | 1.3521 | 0.07532 | 71 | 52 | 13 | 6 |
1045 | Obviously, they're not your average vegetarians. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1046 | George, do you think they are "trans" vegitarians? | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
1047 | I guess you're NOT what you eat, after all. | 1.3516 | 0.06878 | 91 | 68 | 14 | 9 |
1048 | Even they can't stick to a diet.. | 1.3516 | 0.05925 | 91 | 63 | 24 | 4 |
1049 | They’re just being fresh | 1.3514 | 0.07559 | 74 | 55 | 12 | 7 |
1050 | The menu did say from farm to table. | 1.3514 | 0.07800 | 74 | 56 | 10 | 8 |
1051 | Veggies American style! | 1.3514 | 0.07310 | 74 | 54 | 14 | 6 |
1052 | Is this organic? | 1.3514 | 0.08034 | 74 | 57 | 8 | 9 |
1053 | No wonder vegetables cost so much recently! | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1054 | They said the restaurant was vegetable-forward. | 1.3514 | 0.06506 | 74 | 51 | 20 | 3 |
1055 | You'd think these people never seen a group of carnivore crudités before? | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
1056 | Honey, it's a thruple. | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1057 | Let’s meat up | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1058 | Everyone is Keto now. | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1059 | This would taste so much better with a slice of tomato. | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
1060 | I heard they joined the anti-antioxidants. | 1.3506 | 0.06341 | 77 | 53 | 21 | 3 |
1061 | They meat here regularly. | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
1062 | I guess their choice is the Atkins diet or cannibalism. | 1.3505 | 0.05684 | 97 | 67 | 26 | 4 |
1063 | They say never meet your heroes. | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1064 | The beefsteak tomato I can understand, but not the others. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
1065 | 1964 Crudités Rights Act Restaurants now ordered to serve vegetables | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1066 | The next table is staring at us...Stay cool, they're not vegans. | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1067 | Its farm(er) to table | 1.3500 | 0.06188 | 80 | 55 | 22 | 3 |
1068 | Isn't that disgusting, Martha. They're not even using napkins. | 1.3500 | 0.06680 | 80 | 57 | 18 | 5 |
1069 | ‘Out and proud.’ | 1.3500 | 0.06188 | 80 | 55 | 22 | 3 |
1070 | Eat your vegetables or they will eat you | 1.3495 | 0.06429 | 103 | 77 | 16 | 10 |
1071 | I think that one guy's really a fruit. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1072 | I told you it's full of steroids. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1073 | You can eat anything when you're healthy. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1074 | They’re iron deficient. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1075 | I heard they own the place." | 1.3494 | 0.05796 | 83 | 56 | 25 | 2 |
1076 | I was told vegetables weren't served at this restaurant! | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1077 | That asparagus ordered a $125 steak.” “Guess he can afford it, the cost of produce today being what it is. | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1078 | They're in town shooting the new Pixar movie. | 1.3485 | 0.07631 | 66 | 48 | 13 | 5 |
1079 | As far as I’m concerned we’re just balancing the universe. | 1.3485 | 0.07320 | 66 | 47 | 15 | 4 |
1080 | Who needs roughage when you are roughage? | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 62 | 23 | 4 |
1081 | It’s ok. When they’re done we’ll eat them. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
1082 | Would you just LOOK at those animals!? | 1.3483 | 0.06608 | 89 | 65 | 17 | 7 |
1083 | Maybe they’re flexitarian. | 1.3483 | 0.05784 | 89 | 61 | 25 | 3 |
1084 | Is it racist to assume that one guy’s pee smells funny? | 1.3483 | 0.06799 | 89 | 66 | 15 | 8 |
1085 | Pretend they're tasty so people don't start ordering vegetables. | 1.3478 | 0.07950 | 69 | 52 | 10 | 7 |
1086 | Do you think they know something we don't? | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1087 | At least they’re not cannibals,Todd, but what do I do now? I vowed that I would never eat anything with a face. | 1.3478 | 0.07100 | 69 | 49 | 16 | 4 |
1088 | Kids never liked me, and now adults are giving me the evil eye. | 1.3478 | 0.07100 | 69 | 49 | 16 | 4 |
1089 | Those free-range vegetables have forgotten their roots. | 1.3478 | 0.06636 | 92 | 68 | 16 | 8 |
1090 | That's going to go straight to their vines | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1091 | So it’s ok when they eat us? | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1092 | You mean you aren't what you eat? | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1093 | The vegans will freak out when they find out | 1.3478 | 0.06134 | 69 | 46 | 22 | 1 |
1094 | It's the Vitameatavegamin table. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1095 | I think they’re vegans. Don’t make eye contact. | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1096 | Weird. You'd think they'd be vegetarians. | 1.3472 | 0.07701 | 72 | 54 | 11 | 7 |
1097 | That's really wierd. I have never seen a fruit eating with two vegetables before. | 1.3472 | 0.06897 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
1098 | I'm comforted by the fact they're not cannibals. | 1.3472 | 0.06897 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
1099 | Just because they are vegan doesn’t mean they ARE vegan! | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1100 | A human a day keeps the doctor away. | 1.3467 | 0.07472 | 75 | 56 | 12 | 7 |
1101 | Guess they didn't fill up on salad. | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
1102 | Are you sure they're vegetarians? | 1.3467 | 0.06710 | 75 | 53 | 18 | 4 |
1103 | Don't look now but those vegetarians are eying us. | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
1104 | Well, it IS steak and vegetables night. | 1.3467 | 0.07472 | 75 | 56 | 12 | 7 |
1105 | Hmm. Needs ketchup. Help me out? | 1.3467 | 0.06436 | 75 | 52 | 20 | 3 |
1106 | I question the ethics of veggie burgers! | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1107 | No wonder the vegetable medley is not available tonight. | 1.3467 | 0.06149 | 75 | 51 | 22 | 2 |
1108 | Don’t turn around but my boss and his wife are at the next table | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1109 | The real plant based diet. | 1.3467 | 0.06436 | 75 | 52 | 20 | 3 |
1110 | What's with the tomato? I would have expected a brussels sprout as the third in that party. | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1111 | Beyond burger? | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1112 | Is it morally ambiguous or just sorta gross? | 1.3462 | 0.07486 | 78 | 59 | 11 | 8 |
1113 | But they’re still smug about it! | 1.3462 | 0.06276 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 3 |
1114 | For some reason, they never ask for ketchup | 1.3462 | 0.06276 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 3 |
1115 | I don’t know what I’m gonna do about these vegans? They’re just killing me. | 1.3462 | 0.06276 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 3 |
1116 | I can understand a tomato stuffing itself, but the other two? | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1117 | Come on! Really?!? Who orders a hamburger at a steak restaurant! | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1118 | I just hope it's not plant-based meat! | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1119 | Let’s have what they’re having! | 1.3462 | 0.07260 | 78 | 58 | 13 | 7 |
1120 | Oh, the irony. | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
1121 | I can’t stand vegetarians | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1122 | If animals can eat plants, plants have the right to eat animals. | 1.3457 | 0.07278 | 81 | 61 | 12 | 8 |
1123 | They hate it when we’re the special! | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
1124 | I wonder where they fall on the Vegan Spectrum? | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1125 | How do you think they got so big? | 1.3448 | 0.06903 | 87 | 65 | 14 | 8 |
1126 | Well you can’t expect them to eat their own, for heaven’s sake! | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
1127 | Crudités aren't vegetarian, who knew. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1128 | I heard the beef here is Grass Fed | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
1129 | So that's what the waiter meant by the plant-based menu. | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
1130 | Gawd! I wish the Atkins would find somewhere else to protest. They do look healthy, though. | 1.3438 | 0.07460 | 64 | 46 | 14 | 4 |
1131 | Why are we eating vegan when they're eating meat? | 1.3438 | 0.07785 | 64 | 47 | 12 | 5 |
1132 | I see that plant based meat is really catching on with the veg crowd. | 1.3438 | 0.08398 | 64 | 49 | 8 | 7 |
1133 | I'm sure the Ketos are doing the best they can but you know how teenagers are. | 1.3433 | 0.06908 | 67 | 47 | 17 | 3 |
1134 | Hurry, hurry, they’re vegans, dammit! | 1.3433 | 0.06908 | 67 | 47 | 17 | 3 |
1135 | That's impossible! I thought they were beyond meat! | 1.3433 | 0.06573 | 67 | 46 | 19 | 2 |
1136 | Finish your salad quietly and don't make eye contact. | 1.3433 | 0.07829 | 67 | 50 | 11 | 6 |
1137 | What do those vegans think we eat? | 1.3433 | 0.06908 | 67 | 47 | 17 | 3 |
1138 | Remember, we can eat anything without a face. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1139 | I thought I'd never see those three eating together. | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
1140 | Exactly what are your “Green” qualifications, Mr. Tomato Head? | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
1141 | Won't the Vegans be surprised. | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1142 | Sure, they’re not vegetarians, but at least they’re not cannibals. | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
1143 | Vegans off the wagon. | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
1144 | I guess there’s no such thing as being 100% vegetarian | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
1145 | Why are they staring at us? | 1.3429 | 0.06066 | 70 | 47 | 22 | 1 |
1146 | Talk about hypocrisy! | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
1147 | now do you believe me about genetically modified foods? | 1.3429 | 0.07583 | 70 | 52 | 12 | 6 |
1148 | Payback I guess? | 1.3429 | 0.07583 | 70 | 52 | 12 | 6 |
1149 | Why is everyone surprised to see us eating meat? We aren't cannibals. | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1150 | Is it 'buck naked,' or 'butt naked', Babe? | 1.3426 | 0.06729 | 108 | 85 | 9 | 14 |
1151 | If they can eat steak,so can we! | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1152 | It they eat that are we still vegans? | 1.3425 | 0.07856 | 73 | 56 | 9 | 8 |
1153 | Thinking back on our salad days... | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1154 | Everyone assumes my iron content is all natural.” | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1155 | Carnivorous Vegetables? Since when? | 1.3425 | 0.07356 | 73 | 54 | 13 | 6 |
1156 | Look at em Henry. Not a carrot in their world. | 1.3421 | 0.07621 | 76 | 58 | 10 | 8 |
1157 | "She's a beefsteak tomato, and broccoli isn't vegan, but that asparagus must be roasted out of his mind to eat like that!" | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1158 | Tables have turned. Do you think they realize how unsustainable this is? | 1.3421 | 0.06367 | 76 | 53 | 20 | 3 |
1159 | I guess that would be the Veg Table... | 1.3421 | 0.07387 | 76 | 57 | 12 | 7 |
1160 | Say, have you seen the dog recently? | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1161 | If they can eat vegetables,we can eat meat! | 1.3421 | 0.06085 | 76 | 52 | 22 | 2 |
1162 | Those are the Dr. Oz crudité stars. | 1.3418 | 0.07829 | 79 | 62 | 7 | 10 |
1163 | Vegetable Crispr… | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1164 | They weren’t kidding when they said farm to table | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1165 | Wow they really said Farm to Table! | 1.3418 | 0.07403 | 79 | 60 | 11 | 8 |
1166 | Is that how they make the Impossible meat? | 1.3418 | 0.07181 | 79 | 59 | 13 | 7 |
1167 | What happened to 'you are what you eat'? | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1168 | It’s Beyond cannibals! | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1169 | They look ripe with contradictions" | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1170 | (dinner after Mr. Corn’s funeral) | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1171 | So much for Meatless Monday. | 1.3415 | 0.05547 | 82 | 55 | 26 | 1 |
1172 | Well, that only seems fair. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1173 | Ah! Sweet revenge. | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1174 | Leaders of The Plant Kingdom enjoy the spoils of war | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1175 | Honestly, how do people think we get packed with all those vitamins and nutrients? | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1176 | I bet if we ordered salad they would've brought our food first. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1177 | So, it’s “Do as we say, not as we do”. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1178 | Makes you wonder if maybe genetic mutation has gone too far. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1179 | You see, they get all the energy they need from the sun. But even they get a cheat day. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1180 | Darn! They overcooked my human! | 1.3400 | 0.06547 | 100 | 76 | 14 | 10 |
1181 | Would it be cheating if I ate the one on the left? | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1182 | It's "Do as I am, not as I do". | 1.3387 | 0.07947 | 62 | 46 | 11 | 5 |
1183 | These GMO vegetables seem dangerous to me. | 1.3387 | 0.07607 | 62 | 45 | 13 | 4 |
1184 | I bet it's not fakey steak and a shamburger. | 1.3387 | 0.07251 | 62 | 44 | 15 | 3 |
1185 | Let’em stare…they have to serve vegetables…it’s the law. | 1.3387 | 0.07251 | 62 | 44 | 15 | 3 |
1186 | They wouldn't be having veggie burgers because it might be someone they know. | 1.3385 | 0.07363 | 65 | 47 | 14 | 4 |
1187 | Do you really think these things are vegan ? | 1.3385 | 0.06308 | 65 | 44 | 20 | 1 |
1188 | That guy has green hair | 1.3385 | 0.07029 | 65 | 46 | 16 | 3 |
1189 | Is this what you meant by a "vegetarian" restaurant? | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
1190 | Who says “You are what you eat!” | 1.3382 | 0.06495 | 68 | 47 | 19 | 2 |
1191 | Oh, fuck! | 1.3382 | 0.07440 | 68 | 50 | 13 | 5 |
1192 | Is that what they mean by farm to table? | 1.3382 | 0.06148 | 68 | 46 | 21 | 1 |
1193 | Sarcasm fails me. | 1.3382 | 0.07440 | 68 | 50 | 13 | 5 |
1194 | Vegetarians are such hypocrites! | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
1195 | It's just a fad diet | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
1196 | Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the garden salad. | 1.3382 | 0.06148 | 68 | 46 | 21 | 1 |
1197 | if we eat them we have three of our five a day | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
1198 | Everyone romaine calm. | 1.3380 | 0.06636 | 71 | 50 | 18 | 3 |
1199 | I love their willingness to try out new things. let's get them a bottle of wine. | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1200 | And we thought it was healthy to be vegan. | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1201 | Well, it certainly hasn't stunted their growth. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1202 | I always knew they were self-righteous hypocrites. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1203 | This makes me see farm-to-table in a whole new light. | 1.3378 | 0.07763 | 74 | 57 | 9 | 8 |
1204 | Sorry, this place is actually "plant-faced." | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1205 | Why should they care about what they eat? They're freakin' vegetables! | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1206 | This better be a veggie burger! | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1207 | Maybe the Europeans are right to be anti-GMO... | 1.3378 | 0.07521 | 74 | 56 | 11 | 7 |
1208 | I thought broccoli had more taste. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1209 | (No caption required.) | 1.3378 | 0.07521 | 74 | 56 | 11 | 7 |
1210 | They have to worry about aphids, not cholesterol. | 1.3378 | 0.07763 | 74 | 57 | 9 | 8 |
1211 | I’m conflicted about my choices in ways I find hard to express. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1212 | You think they'd be up for a fivesome? | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
1213 | My meat is too rare. Mine is too done. Mine is just ripe. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1214 | All of a sudden I’m not looking forward to my morning smoothie. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1215 | they don't seem to like their own kind | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1216 | I’ll never look at broccoli the same way again! | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1217 | So that's where they get their vitamins and minerals... | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1218 | Herbivores on holiday. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1219 | See, the locales don't like the new vegan menu either. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1220 | Despite Broc’s preference for plant based burgers, Gus and Tom still honored their regular Friday night dinner plans. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1221 | Looks like the vegetables have turned... | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1222 | It's farm to table, alright. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1223 | This place sure takes good care of its garden. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1224 | Why are they starring. We need our protein too. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1225 | "As an Important Food Group, they're not setting a good example." | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1226 | Oh don't worry - they are eating plant based meat! | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1227 | Eat only meat, and you'll end up a vegetable. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1228 | I like them better as side dishes. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1229 | Am I wrong to believe they're heart healthy? | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1230 | Hah! They think they're safe because this is a steak house...! | 1.3333 | 0.07505 | 63 | 46 | 13 | 4 |
1231 | That's why Mr. Potato left early. | 1.3333 | 0.07583 | 66 | 49 | 12 | 5 |
1232 | Speaking of vegetables, how’s your mom? | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1233 | Those GMO vegetables are really starting to freak me out… | 1.3333 | 0.07433 | 75 | 57 | 11 | 7 |
1234 | I wonder what’s eating them? | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
1235 | You could eat like that too if you made your own fiber. | 1.3333 | 0.07505 | 63 | 46 | 13 | 4 |
1236 | Joe Rogan's reach is further than I thought. | 1.3333 | 0.06419 | 69 | 48 | 19 | 2 |
1237 | I mean,did you expect them to eat themselves? | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1238 | So that's how they beef up. | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1239 | Makes sense they wouldn’t eat their own. | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1240 | They just play vegans on TV | 1.3333 | 0.06391 | 75 | 53 | 19 | 3 |
1241 | And that is how we get plant-based protein. | 1.3333 | 0.06743 | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 |
1242 | "Broccoli hypocrisy, is what I call it!" | 1.3333 | 0.08119 | 60 | 45 | 10 | 5 |
1243 | I can only imagine what whole grains dine on. | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
1244 | They don't have ketchup on their table, either. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1245 | Nobody breathes a word back in the crisper tonight. | 1.3333 | 0.06788 | 63 | 44 | 17 | 2 |
1246 | So that's really why eating vegetables is good for you. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1247 | Duh! I’ll have the meatloaf. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1248 | Finally, OUR turn! | 1.3333 | 0.06872 | 87 | 66 | 13 | 8 |
1249 | Where do they keep their wallets? | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1250 | Well, I guess "turnip-about" is fair play.eh? | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1251 | Those people look like they forgot to order their vegetables. Don’t make eye contact. | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1252 | OMG, this tastes way better than I do! | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1253 | Some wacky science report said that red meat has a natural abundance of chlorophyl. | 1.3333 | 0.07156 | 63 | 45 | 15 | 3 |
1254 | Oh, dear. It looks like our vegetables have gone bad. | 1.3333 | 0.07348 | 69 | 51 | 13 | 5 |
1255 | Revenge is a dish best served rare. | 1.3333 | 0.06419 | 69 | 48 | 19 | 2 |
1256 | Fish & Chips suddenly sound good to me. | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1257 | And can you believe it? I saw them smoking before dinner! | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1258 | I hope they don't notice we're eating chopped veggies! | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1259 | O.k. This is the last time we visit a parallel universe. | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 96 | 67 | 26 | 3 |
1260 | I told you GMOs were going to be an issue, but would you listen? | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1261 | Another real irony Alanis Morissette missed. | 1.3333 | 0.07401 | 72 | 54 | 12 | 6 |
1262 | I didn't know they served plain vegetables. | 1.3333 | 0.05934 | 72 | 49 | 22 | 1 |
1263 | There goes The Mediterranean Diet! | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1264 | I guess their salad days are over. | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1265 | Sorry, but your urine stinks. | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
1266 | At least they’re not wearing their ‘Beet is Murder’ shirts this time. | 1.3333 | 0.06391 | 75 | 53 | 19 | 3 |
1267 | Is this part of the "new normal" ? | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1268 | They must be plants. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1269 | Looks like some of the veggies are coming out | 1.3333 | 0.05934 | 72 | 49 | 22 | 1 |
1270 | Don’t look now, but I see predators at the next table. | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1271 | About time they started beefing up the side dishes | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
1272 | Isn’t it odd that there’s no kale? | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1273 | I’ve changed my mind about the vegan entree. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1274 | Lets's face it they doesn't like your hair style. | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 78 | 55 | 20 | 3 |
1275 | Yes, I know they're staring! Unfortunately their interest in us is purely gastronomical! | 1.3333 | 0.05147 | 93 | 63 | 29 | 1 |
1276 | Of course, it's a hamburger. They're not CANNIBALS! | 1.3333 | 0.07223 | 78 | 59 | 12 | 7 |
1277 | This is why I stick to organic. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1278 | Now that's my idea of balance of nature! | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1279 | It looks like the Paleo diet is making a comeback. | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1280 | As the only veggies Tommy eats, I had my doubts about broccoli and tomato, but never suspected asparagus was also a double agent. | 1.3333 | 0.07156 | 63 | 45 | 15 | 3 |
1281 | Maybe this will convince them we're a good source of protein | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1282 | They don't have to worry about heart disease; they're not artichokes. | 1.3333 | 0.08459 | 60 | 46 | 8 | 6 |
1283 | So, there really IS something to that Paleo diet! | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1284 | I'm guessing they do know it's their last meal. | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1285 | Well, cows do eat grass, so… | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
1286 | The goddamn fiber police are at the next table. Again. | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
1287 | Well, that seems fair. | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
1288 | Thank goodness, this would be an ugly scene if they were vegetarians! | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
1289 | Those vegetables look spoiled. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
1290 | They are probably not organic either! | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1291 | “Our little food chain is a circle.” | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
1292 | I thought the broccoli, asparagus, and tomato were supposed to walk into a bar. | 1.3333 | 0.07156 | 63 | 45 | 15 | 3 |
1293 | I don’t know, Dear. They look pretty happy to me | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1294 | Gives a whole new meaning to plant-based-diet, eh? | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1295 | Oh look, Fred, the recovering vegans are here again. | 1.3333 | 0.07505 | 63 | 46 | 13 | 4 |
1296 | When you said new vegan restaurant, this isn’t what I had in mind | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1297 | I hear is the new thing, table to farm | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1298 | Tell the vegans not to eat any produce that is too fresh. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1299 | Ugh, there they are again; Oz's crudités breaking ALL the rules. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1300 | I heard it's their attempt to be spared from the latest "plant-based" diet trend. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1301 | Actually, it would have been a surprise if they weren't keto. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1302 | People say they feel pain, but if they taste this good I don't even care what that means. | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1303 | They don't seem at all conflicted about the obvious irony. | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1304 | So that’s when I said to them, “I am not a piece of meat!” | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1305 | Well I guess they do serve genetically modified produce here. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1306 | Vegetarianism is cannibalism. | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1307 | That is SO disgusting. They can afford prime rib, and we can’t? | 1.3294 | 0.07177 | 85 | 66 | 10 | 9 |
1308 | I always said we should eat more vegetables, now they are taking over. | 1.3294 | 0.06979 | 85 | 65 | 12 | 8 |
1309 | Looks like the tables have turned | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1310 | Well they aren’t cannibals Ted! | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1311 | We serve vegetables | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1312 | That reminds me, we need to pull the plug on my mom later." | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1313 | You can boil, saute', or roast me, but I can't stand being stared at! | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1314 | Maybe they chose this as their final meal | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
1315 | vegetables are going to start tasting better! | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1316 | I guess they heard you are what you eat. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1317 | I shoulda had a V-8! | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1318 | "I always wondered how vegetables became healthy food." | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1319 | The others I get, but BROCCOLI on a burger ? | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
1320 | Obviously they're karma-vores. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1321 | Is easier then synthesizing protein. | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
1322 | Im glad the children aren't here. | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1323 | Looks like you are not what you eat. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1324 | I used to like them before they got big. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1325 | Hey, that broccoli has buttcheeks | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1326 | They don't call you a beefsteak for nothing, tomato! | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1327 | I wonder what the asparagus' urine smells like. | 1.3288 | 0.07313 | 73 | 55 | 12 | 6 |
1328 | Let's see who's a side dish now! | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1329 | That beefsteak tomato is a bad influence on his relatives. | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1330 | Makes sense. Cows eat grass. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1331 | What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. | 1.3288 | 0.06185 | 73 | 51 | 20 | 2 |
1332 | The idiots. Do they think we got this way on a vegan diet? | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1333 | I miss the salad bar. | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1334 | Forget it. The vegetarians would never believe us. | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
1335 | The side dishes are certainly enjoying their main course. | 1.3286 | 0.07538 | 70 | 53 | 11 | 6 |
1336 | Where's the cucumber that walked in with them? | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
1337 | Boy, these Ethics 101 syllabi really write themselves. | 1.3286 | 0.07538 | 70 | 53 | 11 | 6 |
1338 | 'When they eat us it's vegeterian. Do we get more humanitarian eating people?' | 1.3286 | 0.06009 | 70 | 48 | 21 | 1 |
1339 | I hadn't thought Genetic Engineering was a threat until now. | 1.3284 | 0.06516 | 67 | 47 | 18 | 2 |
1340 | If the boss wants to keep me doing this role model thing, he has to pay me more to eat this vile stuff. | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
1341 | Seriously, I love the judgement. It's just priceless. | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
1342 | They look like New Jersey imports to me.I prefer to eat local produce. | 1.3284 | 0.07782 | 67 | 51 | 10 | 6 |
1343 | I guess they're not big vegetable people | 1.3284 | 0.07782 | 67 | 51 | 10 | 6 |
1344 | I was gonna order the salmon, but now I feel like shish kabob. | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
1345 | They’re healthy; they can eat whatever they want. | 1.3284 | 0.06516 | 67 | 47 | 18 | 2 |
1346 | Is it me or are foodies getting weirder? | 1.3281 | 0.06702 | 64 | 45 | 17 | 2 |
1347 | Well, that certainly takes the pressure off. | 1.3281 | 0.07733 | 64 | 48 | 11 | 5 |
1348 | Fellas, revenge is a dish best served with a bun and cheese. | 1.3281 | 0.07733 | 64 | 48 | 11 | 5 |
1349 | The dirty secret is out. | 1.3281 | 0.07733 | 64 | 48 | 11 | 5 |
1350 | It's day five of my diet and I really think I am starting to see things. | 1.3281 | 0.07062 | 64 | 46 | 15 | 3 |
1351 | This time Eleven Madison Park went one step too far | 1.3281 | 0.07405 | 64 | 47 | 13 | 4 |
1352 | Looks like the food got here early. | 1.3279 | 0.08003 | 61 | 46 | 10 | 5 |
1353 | The beginning's easy. We'll see how long they stay on the keto. | 1.3279 | 0.06903 | 61 | 43 | 16 | 2 |
1354 | Revenge. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1355 | Cripes! I can already feel my roots clogging from all this meat! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1356 | They're looking at us as though they have never mashed a potato. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1357 | Well, they are the best steaks in town. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1358 | Hypocrites | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1359 | Maybe we should reconsider GMO foods... | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1360 | I guess the kelp went to Red Lobster | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1361 | Eating Vegetables” has certainly gone to a whole new level | 1.3256 | 0.05345 | 86 | 59 | 26 | 1 |
1362 | Pay them no attention, dear. They're hydroponics... | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1363 | Payback's a bitch. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1364 | When they fall off the wagon, they fall hard! | 1.3253 | 0.07090 | 83 | 64 | 11 | 8 |
1365 | I think I'll have what they are. | 1.3253 | 0.05713 | 83 | 58 | 23 | 2 |
1366 | Look,Harold,it must be their cheat day | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1367 | Yes, but they didn't even touch their salads. | 1.3253 | 0.05713 | 83 | 58 | 23 | 2 |
1368 | Law of the garden: eat or be eaten. | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1369 | I suppose any good restaurant should serve veg tables. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1370 | If you think that's bad, you should see what the tofu are having. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1371 | We shouldn't have eaten the veggie burgers in front of them. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1372 | Oh, great. They serve genetically modified vegetables. | 1.3250 | 0.07065 | 80 | 61 | 12 | 7 |
1373 | They were bred and raised in dirt. What else would you expect? | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1374 | ‘‘You are what you eat’ they say…’ | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1375 | Everyone’s about ‘healthy eating’ until they’re the eaten. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1376 | I hope they didn't hear us order the vegetable tempura. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1377 | This farm to table trend is getting out of hand. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1378 | These Beyond Potatoes taste almost real! | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1379 | D'ya think you'd eat a carrot if it was grown in a lab? | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1380 | If i only had a Veg-O-Matic right now. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1381 | How does it feel to be on the menu? | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1382 | When the word gets out, we will be safe from vegetarians. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1383 | Well, would you rather they be canibals? | 1.3247 | 0.07025 | 77 | 58 | 13 | 6 |
1384 | I think the vegetables went bad. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1385 | I think we should be more careful in our vegetable garden. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1386 | Honey, isn't that so strange? They're eating steak without wine!" | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1387 | Well, it would be cannibalistic if they ate their own kind. | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1388 | What's really behind "Farm to Table" | 1.3247 | 0.07025 | 77 | 58 | 13 | 6 |
1389 | Hide your sides. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1390 | Cows are vegetarians, so maybe what goes around comes around | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1391 | How come you guys got steaks but I got a veggie burger? | 1.3243 | 0.07479 | 74 | 57 | 10 | 7 |
1392 | This is to avenge my grandparents who were eaten by a cow. | 1.3243 | 0.07479 | 74 | 57 | 10 | 7 |
1393 | Something's not quite kosher at that table. | 1.3243 | 0.07227 | 74 | 56 | 12 | 6 |
1394 | I think they've inverted the pyramid | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1395 | Wonder how _his_ pee smells? | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1396 | Did you expect them to be cannibals, darling? | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1397 | Screw it, I'm getting the tiramisu. | 1.3239 | 0.07445 | 71 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
1398 | We're out of ketchup... | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
1399 | Now that's how you do a diet cheat day. | 1.3239 | 0.06272 | 71 | 50 | 19 | 2 |
1400 | What are they staring at? We're not cannibals, for God's sake. | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1401 | Apparently, they don’t serve carbs here | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1402 | I just wish all those high-and-mighty vegetarians could see this. | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
1403 | They must be in town for the Vegetable Farmers Of America Conference. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
1404 | Must be farm to table | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1405 | They want to make sure they don't eat a relative | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1406 | I’ve heard that grass fed beef fed veggies are the new rage. | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
1407 | This is a whole lot tastier than what we usually get from cows. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1408 | They must be stewed. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
1409 | I always wondered what they did when they weren’t in a salad! | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1410 | I should have ordered the Tenderloin. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
1411 | Apparently keto diet is even good for vegetables! | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
1412 | At least they aren't one of those damned vegans | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1413 | We’ll, I for one am not voting for Dr. Oz. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1414 | Well I suppose it would be more disturbing to learn that they were cannibals. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1415 | Eww, the burger has ketchup. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1416 | Is this what we call farm to table. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1417 | So that’s vegan rage | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1418 | They looked stewed! | 1.3235 | 0.07681 | 68 | 52 | 10 | 6 |
1419 | Do you think the asparagus’ pee smells like steak? | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
1420 | Carnivores over cannibals I always say. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1421 | Um, Honey, what kind of mushrooms were in the pasta? | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
1422 | I hear they're atheists now... | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
1423 | If that’s what they’re eating, I think we’re being too hard on ourselves. | 1.3231 | 0.06243 | 65 | 45 | 19 | 1 |
1424 | I misunderstood the farm-to-table aspect of this place. | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
1425 | Proof that "carnivorous vegetarian" is not just an oxymoron. | 1.3231 | 0.06243 | 65 | 45 | 19 | 1 |
1426 | I'm suddenly hungry for cruditè. | 1.3231 | 0.07630 | 65 | 49 | 11 | 5 |
1427 | Every vegan has its vice | 1.3231 | 0.06617 | 65 | 46 | 17 | 2 |
1428 | Don’t look now, but I think that couple are eating vegetables! | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1429 | My therapist says I shouldn’t feel guilty ordering a veggie burger, it’s probably not someone I know. | 1.3226 | 0.06516 | 93 | 71 | 14 | 8 |
1430 | I didn't see people on the menu. | 1.3226 | 0.06812 | 62 | 44 | 16 | 2 |
1431 | See? Even they think salads are boring. | 1.3226 | 0.07189 | 62 | 45 | 14 | 3 |
1432 | That caveman diet fad has gotten out of control. | 1.3226 | 0.07548 | 62 | 46 | 12 | 4 |
1433 | Well! Who says beef and veggies don’t go together? | 1.3226 | 0.07548 | 62 | 46 | 12 | 4 |
1434 | Bottom of the food chain, my ass. | 1.3226 | 0.07891 | 62 | 47 | 10 | 5 |
1435 | I get the tomato, but not the other two. | 1.3226 | 0.07189 | 62 | 45 | 14 | 3 |
1436 | Am surprised the asparagus is wearing glasses. | 1.3226 | 0.07891 | 62 | 47 | 10 | 5 |
1437 | I'm glad they're not eating like cannibals | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1438 | Look who's recycling protein. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1439 | 50 bucks says they are vegan | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1440 | OK, so it wasn't reasonable to assume they'd be vegans. | 1.3222 | 0.05659 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
1441 | When we veg out...we don't veg out. | 1.3220 | 0.07812 | 59 | 44 | 11 | 4 |
1442 | They are such hypo-crudités. | 1.3220 | 0.07812 | 59 | 44 | 11 | 4 |
1443 | Those damn sentient vegetables are at it again. | 1.3220 | 0.07428 | 59 | 43 | 13 | 3 |
1444 | Once they've upped their protein content, let's order them as a side. | 1.3220 | 0.07428 | 59 | 43 | 13 | 3 |
1445 | Interestingly, they say it tastes just like chickpeas. | 1.3220 | 0.07428 | 59 | 43 | 13 | 3 |
1446 | What did you expect them to be? Pescatarians? Cannibals? | 1.3220 | 0.07024 | 59 | 42 | 15 | 2 |
1447 | I’m beyond appalled those two are eating vegetables right in front of us while giving us that look as if they are the one appalled. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1448 | There goes my last illusion of vegan altruism. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1449 | I bet that cow didn't see that coming. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1450 | Steak so good my pee smell normal! | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1451 | do the healthy veggies know something we don"t? | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1452 | Who says you can't teach an old vegetable new tricks? | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1453 | Do you suppose any of them noticed our entrée? | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1454 | Was this human meat organically grown? | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1455 | Is that a beefsteak tomato dining with those impersonators? | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1456 | Are those our groceries? | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1457 | Free range has gone too far. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1458 | All three of them are in the same food group. | 1.3210 | 0.05781 | 81 | 57 | 22 | 2 |
1459 | You’re right. Eleven Madison Park should have never gone vegan. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1460 | Animals. | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1461 | Well what am I supposed to eat now? Napkins? | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1462 | Well they look pretty healthy to me. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1463 | Looks like some serious vegans | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1464 | Guess that’s what they mean by serving vegetables. | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1465 | Haven't those Pennsylvanians seen a crudité before? | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1466 | Vegetables,eat your kids!!!! | 1.3200 | 0.07391 | 75 | 58 | 10 | 7 |
1467 | No, that's the youngest son. He's starting Harvard in the fall. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1468 | Have you noticed, they never order sides. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1469 | I hope the beefsteak tomato in our salad wasn't ever one of those guys. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1470 | Just veggin out. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1471 | A vegan diet. | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1472 | Don’t look now, but I have a feeling they’re vegetarians. | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1473 | If they have three-layer chocolate Ganache cake for dessert, I'm going viral. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1474 | I beginning to hate Farm to Table restaurants | 1.3194 | 0.07355 | 72 | 55 | 11 | 6 |
1475 | I shall never again eat crudites. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1476 | They're part of the Meat Based Plant movement. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1477 | Do they really expect us to eat our own? | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1478 | They're so self-righteous! | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1479 | This just proves my point- it’s impossible to be a vegan! | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1480 | This Lab grown human meat is very tough! | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1481 | I want to eat more of them. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1482 | Can you blame them? We had their relatives for our appetizer. | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
1483 | I've gotta' re-evaluate that whole 'You are what you eat' business. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
1484 | Cruel-dité if you ask me. | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
1485 | What did you say these Impossible Burgers are made of? | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1486 | I can understand the steaks, but the burger may be vegan. Wouln't that be gross? | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
1487 | Back in Tennessee, we call that a “Meat and Three.” | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
1488 | Y'know what? That's fair. | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
1489 | Now they're on top of the food chain, where does that leave us? | 1.3188 | 0.07860 | 69 | 54 | 8 | 7 |
1490 | I've never seen such unhealthy vegetables. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1491 | Carnivores are so chewy." | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1492 | Damn vegetarians! | 1.3182 | 0.07832 | 66 | 51 | 9 | 6 |
1493 | The ultimate irony of genetic modification... | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1494 | I'm sure I saw the broccoli in another cartoon caption contest. | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1495 | Well, I guess I wouldn’t expect them to eat their own kind. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1496 | I don't want to be cancelled for saying something wrong here -- given the circumstances. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
1497 | What did they expect, we aren’t cannibals. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1498 | Why in the world would our server tell us about the vegetarian special of the day? | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1499 | Our waiter said there would be no genetically modified vegetables. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1500 | Celebration dinner for GMO graduates. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1501 | They barely touched their salads. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1502 | How is your free-range, locally-sourced, organic fillet of human?"- "A bit hard to swallow quite frankly! | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
1503 | I think I'l skip the salad bar. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1504 | The waiter did say the veggies were very fresh. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1505 | Haven't they heard of a balanced diet? | 1.3176 | 0.06944 | 85 | 66 | 11 | 8 |
1506 | Apparently they’re all flexitarians | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1507 | The menu actually said Vegetable Friendly. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1508 | I told myriad veggies are filled with protein! | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1509 | It’ must be those Birdseye kids on rumspringa. | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
1510 | It must be their vengeful Last Meal before the Salad Bar. | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
1511 | And they say we are the ones that are awful | 1.3175 | 0.07445 | 63 | 47 | 12 | 4 |
1512 | We should have ordered what they're eating. | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
1513 | Crudité, Jersey-style | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
1514 | The funny part is, these guys used to walk all over us | 1.3175 | 0.07445 | 63 | 47 | 12 | 4 |
1515 | I'm glad we didn't select the vegetarian option this evening. | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
1516 | Shouldn't they be mixing it up in a salad somewhere? | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
1517 | I’m beginning to regret ordering the stuffed bell pepper | 1.3175 | 0.07445 | 63 | 47 | 12 | 4 |
1518 | Look at them. What could they possibly have as a side? | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1519 | Garson! send over a bottle of your best V-8 | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1520 | Now I know what makes Impossible Meat possible. | 1.3171 | 0.05723 | 82 | 58 | 22 | 2 |
1521 | Aren't vegetables supposed to be vegetarian? | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1522 | Monsanto corporate lunches have really taken a strange turn. | 1.3171 | 0.05723 | 82 | 58 | 22 | 2 |
1523 | Don't worry. It's not plant based. | 1.3167 | 0.06926 | 60 | 43 | 15 | 2 |
1524 | Let them stare. Not everyone has to eat vegan. | 1.3167 | 0.07699 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
1525 | I see that the crudite' group is not cannibalistic. | 1.3167 | 0.07699 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
1526 | Vegetables come on the side. | 1.3167 | 0.06506 | 60 | 42 | 17 | 1 |
1527 | Let's skip the salad tonight | 1.3167 | 0.07323 | 60 | 44 | 13 | 3 |
1528 | You shouldn't talk the talk unless you can walk the walk. | 1.3167 | 0.07699 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
1529 | "The beefsteak tomato makes sense but I don't get the other two." | 1.3167 | 0.07323 | 60 | 44 | 13 | 3 |
1530 | Looks like some folks still get immediate seating if you say your a big deal at Monsanto | 1.3167 | 0.08401 | 60 | 47 | 7 | 6 |
1531 | I don't think we're supposed to see this. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1532 | I don't know the others, but that one's a beefsteak tomato. | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1533 | How come they get the protein? | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1534 | I guess the salad isn’t vegan. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1535 | "Don't look at them broc....they expected us to be vegans. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1536 | Why does everyone assume we’re vegetarians? | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1537 | They eat like vegetables! | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1538 | Well, they look pretty healthy for carnivores. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1539 | Would they prefer cannibalism? | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1540 | We are better than them: They eat meat. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1541 | Huh. I always thought carnivores HATED vegetables. | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1542 | I'd feel better if they weren't enjoying it so much. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1543 | Rest assured, I never eat my vegetables | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
1544 | I hate it when they put seeds on my bun. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1545 | Perhaps they know something we do not? | 1.3158 | 0.07978 | 57 | 43 | 10 | 4 |
1546 | Just wait until they hear it’s plant-based. | 1.3158 | 0.07978 | 57 | 43 | 10 | 4 |
1547 | What could be more ridiculous than ordering a $26 hamburger in THIS place? | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1548 | I don't eat vegetables and they don't eat me. | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1549 | They could use more carbs! | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
1550 | The waiter was right-- everyone has gone paleo. | 1.3158 | 0.07978 | 57 | 43 | 10 | 4 |
1551 | They better be eating grass-fed beef. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1552 | This plant-based restaurant does live up to its expectations! | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
1553 | I think they were looking for a farm-to-stable restaurant | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
1554 | Maybe now people will eat their vegetables. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1555 | I guess sometimes you aren't what you eat | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1556 | It’s no fun being vegan | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1557 | They're always grumpy until they hit the salad bar. | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
1558 | Do you think they eat it rare for the iron? | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1559 | Fair’s fair. | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
1560 | Some animals only eat vegetables, so the vegetables respond in kind. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1561 | Our first date at the Venus Flytrap Bistro was uncomfortable for reasons we never anticipated | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1562 | Haven't they seen a vegie-table before? | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1563 | YOU tell them to eat their vegetables. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1564 | I guessing that is what is meant by "veg'ing out." | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1565 | Thank God they are not vegetarians. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1566 | Honey, there are three vegetables eating meat at the table next to us" "You're wrong, that's two vegetables and one fruit | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
1567 | Ugh. So unhealthy. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1568 | Even the broccoli guy ordered the ribeye . | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1569 | You know I'm not racist, Brad, but I don't trust the one with the afro. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1570 | Humanitarians. | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1571 | Must be recovering vegans" | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1572 | I tried to be vegan once, too. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1573 | Eat your vegetables or your vegetables will eat you. | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1574 | Vegetarians always have the best costumes | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1575 | You are what you eat” — bullshit | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1576 | « When you told me your ex had a brocoli head, I didn’t think it was litteral. » | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1577 | That’s how you get beefsteak tomatoes… | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1578 | What’d you expect from those who grew up on a farm? | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1579 | We're just getting even. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1580 | Just your garden variety carnivores! | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1581 | 'That couple over there is staring at us like they never saw a Republican before.' | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1582 | Should I cancel the veggie plate? | 1.3134 | 0.06093 | 67 | 47 | 19 | 1 |
1583 | I’m not comfortable eating this veggie burger. | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
1584 | I don't remember Brenda's husband being that stalky. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1585 | Let's hope your salad didn't offend them. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1586 | Vegetarians can be such hypocrites. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1587 | I don't care what they're eating, I've lost interest in finishing my salad. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1588 | I bet they don’t worry about their cholesterol levels. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1589 | I've heard it's only cannibalism if it they eat one of their own. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1590 | The poor things are being fattened up for harvest. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1591 | They identify as vegetables | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1592 | Why is he so steamed? | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1593 | Now those are real foodies. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1594 | Ooo! I love asparagus. I’ll have what he is! | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1595 | Now we know what vegetables eat | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1596 | After “Restaurant Week,” “Vegetable Week” brought hearty eaters to the table | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1597 | Thought there would be better carnivorus options on the menu | 1.3125 | 0.06250 | 64 | 45 | 18 | 1 |
1598 | How's your beefsteak, Tomato? | 1.3125 | 0.07992 | 64 | 50 | 8 | 6 |
1599 | What do you think is their stance on Vegemite? | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1600 | Great… Doctor OZ spotted us… | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1601 | Those plants are based. | 1.3125 | 0.07992 | 64 | 50 | 8 | 6 |
1602 | Don't turn to look, I've heard this rumour that these humans consider eating us as a healthier option. Freaks! | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1603 | The impossible is getting more probable... | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1604 | They meet once a month to ' Chew the Fat ' . | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1605 | Did they grow up on a farm!? | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1606 | Vegan Smegan. I am binary and hungry. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1607 | That's one messed up food group. | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1608 | No, Steve, it doesn't make it right. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1609 | I had no idea that ‘s what the sign “vegan restaurant” meant. | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1610 | Wait till Dr. Oz hears what his wife's crudites is doing now. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1611 | No wonder the asparagus and broccoli have been tasting better. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1612 | I think this GMO business has gone a little too far. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1613 | They told me they are carnivorians." | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1614 | I have what that broccoli has. | 1.3115 | 0.07941 | 61 | 47 | 9 | 5 |
1615 | Did I just overhear them order soylent green? | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
1616 | Let's tell the server we'll have what they're having. | 1.3115 | 0.07221 | 61 | 45 | 13 | 3 |
1617 | Lets go right to the dessert | 1.3115 | 0.07941 | 61 | 47 | 9 | 5 |
1618 | It's not the meat eating, it's the nudity that gets me! | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
1619 | I prefer my revenge served hot. | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
1620 | They belong to the garden club. | 1.3115 | 0.06832 | 61 | 44 | 15 | 2 |
1621 | ask Tom and Cel who that Ass wearing the glasses is | 1.3115 | 0.07941 | 61 | 47 | 9 | 5 |
1622 | They're vegetables, what do you expect them to eat?! Other vegetables?! | 1.3115 | 0.07221 | 61 | 45 | 13 | 3 |
1623 | They're Mediterranean vegetables. | 1.3115 | 0.06419 | 61 | 43 | 17 | 1 |
1624 | I mean, we shouldn't expect them to be cannibals, should we? | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1625 | Of course they aren't vegetarians. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1626 | What's your beef with them? | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1627 | I don't know what to order anymore. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1628 | They're eating steak! Cancel my veggie order." | 1.3108 | 0.06062 | 74 | 53 | 19 | 2 |
1629 | Do they have to be so smug about it? | 1.3108 | 0.07180 | 74 | 57 | 11 | 6 |
1630 | I'm never letting you cut my bangs again | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1631 | Let me guess, the couple behind us had their salads returned! | 1.3108 | 0.06062 | 74 | 53 | 19 | 2 |
1632 | It’s a field trip. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1633 | 💭🥦 Veggie is just a matter of definition… | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1634 | Do you think they’re from Wegners? | 1.3108 | 0.05749 | 74 | 52 | 21 | 1 |
1635 | Collards are allowed to eat here now? | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1636 | So they're not out of broccoli... | 1.3103 | 0.07463 | 58 | 43 | 12 | 3 |
1637 | Guess the crudite are out for their red meat tonight! | 1.3103 | 0.07858 | 58 | 44 | 10 | 4 |
1638 | When they said they had veggie-tables I didn't think this is what they meant. | 1.3103 | 0.07463 | 58 | 43 | 12 | 3 |
1639 | Is THAT what they meant by garden dining?! | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
1640 | WoW! I didn't know asparagus wore glasses. | 1.3103 | 0.07463 | 58 | 43 | 12 | 3 |
1641 | So much for the theory that we are what we eat. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1642 | Do you think they're eating it with relish? | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1643 | So that's where all the iron in broccoli comes from! | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
1644 | So do you want to tell the waiter to cancel the salads or should I. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1645 | Would it kill them to order a salad? | 1.3099 | 0.07663 | 71 | 56 | 8 | 7 |
1646 | I’ll pass on the salad. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1647 | Would a salad make them cannibals? | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1648 | They must be the new GMO vegetables. | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
1649 | I always thought that all vegetables were healthy. | 1.3099 | 0.05880 | 71 | 50 | 20 | 1 |
1650 | You're right. The vegetable medley doesn't look appetizing. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1651 | You know what they say Gerald, what goes around comes around | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1652 | They must be bulking up for the farmers market | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1653 | It is difficult to know what is ethical these days. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1654 | So that's how veggies get their protein. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1655 | If they can leapfrog the food pyramid then I should be promoted over that ass Johnson in accounts payable. | 1.3091 | 0.07281 | 55 | 40 | 13 | 2 |
1656 | Those vegetables are a great example to the kids! | 1.3091 | 0.07730 | 55 | 41 | 11 | 3 |
1657 | It's the hypocrisy for me. | 1.3091 | 0.07281 | 55 | 40 | 13 | 2 |
1658 | Democrats eating at taxpayer's dime. Which one is Obama? At this distance i's hard to tell. Why is he even there? | 1.3091 | 0.08154 | 55 | 42 | 9 | 4 |
1659 | Well, at least they don't eat their own. | 1.3091 | 0.08154 | 55 | 42 | 9 | 4 |
1660 | fair enough! | 1.3091 | 0.08154 | 55 | 42 | 9 | 4 |
1661 | You see... They haven’t been brought a side salad either. | 1.3091 | 0.07730 | 55 | 41 | 11 | 3 |
1662 | Anti-Vegetarian vegetables meet monthly for their meat meals and celebrate beef. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1663 | Don't you feel sorry for those vegetarians over there? | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1664 | Tougher than I remember. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1665 | I guess you’re really not what you eat after all. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1666 | I prefer mine stir-fryed | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
1667 | Well you wouldn’t expect them to be cannibals. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
1668 | So we aren’t what we eat? | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1669 | I detest crudity. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1670 | Oh, that's why they're called beefsteak tomatoes... | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
1671 | I hate it when people stare as I eat, it makes me boil. | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1672 | Guess my butcher was right—These self-righteous vegans always have some skeletons in their closets! | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1673 | Were you expecting them to be cannibals? | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1674 | I knew it… I just knew it!!! | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1675 | I guess it would be weird if they were vegetarian." | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1676 | Well, they're not cannibals you know... | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1677 | Huh - I thought they stopped serving genetically modified organisms. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1678 | It’s basic vegan physics. There will be an opposite and equal reaction. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1679 | I thought vegetarian restaurant meant something else. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1680 | They've really turned the tables on the 'Vegan Movement. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1681 | Let's go vegan next time! | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1682 | Didn’t we just see those guys at the bakery this morning. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 55 | 22 | 1 |
1683 | I guess they got tired of that veggie label. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1684 | Don’t make eye contact. They’re vegans. | 1.3077 | 0.05769 | 65 | 45 | 20 | 0 |
1685 | Apparently revenge is best served cold. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1686 | Does this mean our meal wasn’t really vegan? | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1687 | I should’ve got that… | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1688 | I knew “F**k the Food Chain” was too real for Nas-Broccoli to be a studio gangster! | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1689 | So vegans DO cheat. | 1.3077 | 0.05769 | 65 | 45 | 20 | 0 |
1690 | The asparagus is an imposter. He should have 20/20 vision!! | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1691 | I don’t think they worry about their cholesterol level. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1692 | 'They're looking now. Don't be a crudité.' | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1693 | If another person brings up the crudité video I swear I’m gonna lose it | 1.3077 | 0.06573 | 91 | 71 | 12 | 8 |
1694 | They are having their say. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1695 | What do you want them to do? Eat their own family? | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1696 | Are they judging us for being vegans or cannibals? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1697 | They're coming in really late this year. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1698 | I'm rethinking that veggie burger | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1699 | I want what the veggies are eating. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1700 | Look at the vegetarians at the next table, drowning their guilt with wine. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1701 | Now I know why you wash them before cutting off the end. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1702 | Lettuce pray | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1703 | What did you expect? They're not cannibals. | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1704 | The nerve of those two. Sitting. Staring. Eating lettuce like that. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1705 | This Beyond Meat is superb! | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1706 | You'd think staying keto would be easy for them, but look at that bun. | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1707 | So you can eat meat directly or indirectly, who knew? | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1708 | They thought it was a different kind of vegetarian restaurant when they saw two carrots and and onion smoking outside... | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1709 | I like mine medium raw. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1710 | I assume that's grass-fed beef. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1711 | Even vegetables don’t like their veg. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1712 | I knew it. Vegetables are so unhealthy. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1713 | Darn, we could have had a V-8. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1714 | I guess that’s why they call them ‘beefsteak tomatoes.’ | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1715 | You don't want to know. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1716 | If they weren’t carnivores they would be cannibals. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1717 | Yep,pretty sure this is the cow who called me broccolini. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1718 | Just another reason why I hate vegetables. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1719 | Now I really hate broccoli. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1720 | Great. Now they're staring, Asparagus. You had to order a side of peas? | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1721 | This taste like dirt, but in a good way. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1722 | See Beth, I told you vegetables have feelings… | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1723 | Don't be fooled. I saw those cannibals at the salad bar last week. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1724 | Tell me again,why are we vegan? | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1725 | The beefsteak tomato, I get.... | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
1726 | Boy, I wonder what’s eating them?!? | 1.3051 | 0.08110 | 59 | 46 | 8 | 5 |
1727 | Finish all your meat or you won’t get any fruit. | 1.3051 | 0.06511 | 59 | 42 | 16 | 1 |
1728 | Mmmm… Circle of life, boys, circle of life! | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1729 | Ugh, they are so full of themselves. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1730 | So how was your day | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1731 | I feel like such a cannibal with these new impossible burgers! | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1732 | Well, that explains my cholesterol. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1733 | Please don’t ask for ketchup. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1734 | Looks like they skipped the salad. | 1.3049 | 0.05115 | 82 | 57 | 25 | 0 |
1735 | And they say vegetables are healthy. | 1.3043 | 0.05950 | 69 | 49 | 19 | 1 |
1736 | Actually, Tomato self-identifies as a fruit now. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1737 | I TOLD you veggies can be Paleo. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1738 | They said it's actually weirder for them to eat salads. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1739 | At least we're not at the kids table this time | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1740 | The chef told me it’s their last meal | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1741 | Ugh. It's those crudités from Pennsylvania. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1742 | Every pack has at least one rebellious seed. | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
1743 | Don’t look so shocked, Honey. They’re Vegetables not vegetarians. | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
1744 | Look, honey! The tasting menu! | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1745 | Plant based meat, now we also have the perfect excuse to eat our own kin | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1746 | I suppose it's only fair. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1747 | Gross. Don’t they know they are not helping the earth? | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1748 | So that's what makes veggies so healthy! | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1749 | I hate vegetarians. They always look at you with a superior attitude. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1750 | Does this mean we're not really vegan? | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1751 | Told you. | 1.3036 | 0.08026 | 56 | 43 | 9 | 4 |
1752 | If those vegans knew what we eat they would puke. | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
1753 | Look dear! Megans! | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
1754 | So what if they are man-eating veggies? You’re a man eating veggies. | 1.3036 | 0.07171 | 56 | 41 | 13 | 2 |
1755 | You’ve got to stop dragging me to these organic foodie hangouts. | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
1756 | Did you see OZnoxious? | 1.3036 | 0.06703 | 56 | 40 | 15 | 1 |
1757 | Somehow, I can't bring myself to eat a veggie burger. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1758 | They are enjoying that a little too much if you ask me. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1759 | Those vegan diets never last long. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1760 | I guess they couldn’t get into Eleven Madison Park. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1761 | Looks like revenge. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1762 | Genetic modification is clearly out of control. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1763 | Those meatans disgust me | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
1764 | They're known for stuffing their vegetables here. | 1.3030 | 0.06095 | 66 | 47 | 18 | 1 |
1765 | Yeah, it's Farm-to-Table, but apparently with a side of Revenge. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1766 | Costumes or not, I am glad I ordered the soup! | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1767 | They are watching us eat, like we're animals. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1768 | I assumed they’re vegetarian. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1769 | I thought the Broccoli was gluten free. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1770 | I wish I were a vegetable. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1771 | Where did they think we got our protein??? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1772 | Kind of calls it all into question,doesn | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1773 | So that's how veggie burgers are made. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1774 | Judge all you want—life is a circle. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1775 | Hey Tomato-Boy, the fruit section is in the back! | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1776 | So, that's how they are so nutritious... | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1777 | Apparently, the Beef Steak Tomato isn't the only garden carnivore! | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1778 | Stop making excuses and eat your kale. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1779 | I don’t care if this meat is grass fed or not. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1780 | M. Night Shyamalan wasn’t too far off. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1781 | I told you so. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1782 | Great -- three more things we can't be eating now! | 1.3019 | 0.07893 | 53 | 40 | 10 | 3 |
1783 | We're done being your side dishes. | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1784 | I wouldn't think they'd be vegetarians - that would make them cannibals. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
1785 | What are they looking at? Do they think we got this big eating our relatives? | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1786 | They're turning animal protein into I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Meat" | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1787 | NOW can I say they've gone too far with modified crops? | 1.3016 | 0.07718 | 63 | 49 | 9 | 5 |
1788 | Technically speaking, I believe it identifies as a fruit | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
1789 | You’d think they’d be vegetarians. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1790 | That tomato is not really a vegetable. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
1791 | Better to be a carnivore than a cannibal I guess. | 1.3016 | 0.06252 | 63 | 45 | 17 | 1 |
1792 | Can we get some humans too? | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1793 | Typical smug vegantarians | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1794 | We vegans don't care what vegetables eat as long as it's not humans. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1795 | I hear this is where the beefsteak gets its name. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
1796 | I get the Beefsteak Tomato, but… | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
1797 | They should be eating more vegetables. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1798 | Truly vegan! | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1799 | Would anyone be offended if I asked for ketchup? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1800 | I could never be vegan…I’d feel like a cannibal | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1801 | They are trying to increase their protein portion. | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1802 | Vegetarians night out without the wives | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1803 | Do they think that will save them from being eaten by vegetarians? | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1804 | You're next. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1805 | I heard that the cow ate their cousin. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1806 | I never did take ‘You are what you eat’ very seriously. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1807 | Is it just me, or is there three lifesize vegetables with arms, legs, eyes, and mouth, eating cheeseburgers and steak at the corner table? | 1.3014 | 0.07475 | 73 | 58 | 8 | 7 |
1808 | Makes me not want to eat my vegetables now. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1809 | Some people are so judgemental. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1810 | Veggies on their vegetarian cheat day | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1811 | I guess you aren’t what you eat after all. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1812 | I guess we really aren’t what we eat! | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1813 | I've heard of a beefsteak tomato, of course, but asparagus and broccoli? | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
1814 | I knew it, I knew it, I knew it | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
1815 | They’re on the Atkins diet | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
1816 | They ordered the Old MacDonald’s Specials. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1817 | Kind of ironic that they are eating meat. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1818 | How gauche! They're using their salad forks on their entrée! | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1819 | Should we be worried? | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
1820 | Yup, end-stage vegetarian-itis. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
1821 | Don't forget to eat your veggies. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1822 | I understand that the beefsteak tomato started it. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1823 | I guess even vegans need a little protein now and then. | 1.3000 | 0.07990 | 60 | 47 | 8 | 5 |
1824 | Yes dear, if you ate them, you would still be a vegetarian. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1825 | Don’t you just hate it when you see someone who looks so familiar, but you can’t put a name with a face. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1826 | Love this new carnitarian restaurant. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1827 | Are they on the menu? | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1828 | This changes everything | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1829 | They're radicals with the Vegetable Self Defense League. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1830 | They all have green hair! | 1.3000 | 0.06422 | 60 | 43 | 16 | 1 |
1831 | They’ve lost all connection to their roots. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1832 | Not bad for a veggie burger, but you are what you eat. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1833 | Circle of life. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1834 | I would never have guessed they were carnivores. | 1.3000 | 0.07990 | 60 | 47 | 8 | 5 |
1835 | I get it,sometimes salads make me sad too. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
1836 | Hypocrisy at its freshest. | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
1837 | This upends everything I understood about the food chain. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1838 | That’s rare. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
1839 | They sent back the water. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1840 | Don’t look now, but I think the guy behind you is a vegetarian. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1841 | That's a vegetarian diet that I can get behind. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
1842 | « Gary, it’s 2022. Perhaps we should stop staring. » | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
1843 | See John, I told you eating vegetables would give you enough protein | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1844 | The restaurant must be fattening them up for the cows | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1845 | And this is why people say: " Don't forget to eat your vegetables ' | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1846 | Maybe we should have ordered the steak. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1847 | And to all the patrons delight, only french fries and creamed spinach were the offered sides. | 1.3000 | 0.07990 | 60 | 47 | 8 | 5 |
1848 | We get chopped in the morning, so let's enjoy our last meal. | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
1849 | The one eating the burger looks pretty steamed to me. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1850 | It's revenge on Michael Pollan. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1851 | Screw them. Order more crudite. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1852 | I've always said broccoli's got no taste | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1853 | I hear they sell their kids to Amy's Kitchen. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1854 | Karma | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1855 | Of course, they're eating steak. Did you think they would allow cannibals to dine here? | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1856 | I told you this place had fresh veggies. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
1857 | I thought they would be vegetarians. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1858 | The sign said vegetable restaurant not vegetarian | 1.2985 | 0.07372 | 67 | 52 | 10 | 5 |
1859 | Don't look now, Tomato, but I think the vegetarians at the next table are freaking out. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
1860 | Of course I'm upset! That's my twin brother she's eating! | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1861 | Even vegetables deserve a cheat day. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1862 | Paleo-vegans | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1863 | What's their problem? Veggies can like meat too! | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1864 | I guess it was pointless to order the vegan entree. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
1865 | Well this surely tops the old line "Do vegetarians eat Animal Crackers?" | 1.2985 | 0.07672 | 67 | 53 | 8 | 6 |
1866 | So that’s how you get steak tomatoes. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
1867 | Why should they be offended? We're not cannibals. | 1.2982 | 0.07902 | 57 | 44 | 9 | 4 |
1868 | Revenge is sweet and medium rare. | 1.2982 | 0.08289 | 57 | 45 | 7 | 5 |
1869 | You're surprised they eat meat? Well I'm surprised the waiter still calls it a vegetable with that tomato in the mix. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1870 | Vegetables are what they eat too. | 1.2982 | 0.07495 | 57 | 43 | 11 | 3 |
1871 | For them, veggies would be cannibalism. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1872 | The waiter did ask us if we wanted vegetables on the side | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1873 | Revenge of the health foods menu. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1874 | I knew they'd have their revenge. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1875 | You never know what’s in your food these days. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1876 | Yeah, well I've got oil and vinegar and I'm not afraid to use it. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1877 | Tell me, why did we become vegetarian again? | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1878 | So tell me again, why are we having salad this evening? | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1879 | Take a picture, it lasts longer. It’s as if they expect us to be cannibals | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
1880 | If only we could be vegetarians! | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1881 | They have their turn to eat, then we have ours. So flesh subsides to flesh. So the eternal cycle persists. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
1882 | Don't say it, please don't say this is ironic. | 1.2969 | 0.06172 | 64 | 46 | 17 | 1 |
1883 | Impossible! Burger! | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
1884 | Maybe if they see what we're are eating the'll leave us alone. | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
1885 | I know, I know... but can we also talk about the opposable thumbs? | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1886 | That's the cow that ate their mother | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1887 | Barbarians! | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1888 | Just because you became a vegan doesn’t mean that appetite for politics has changed! | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1889 | Now that's what I call farm-to-table? | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1890 | Maybe cholesterol feeds your fiber. | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1891 | Somehow I never figured I'd feel guilty on a vegan diet. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1892 | I mean I guess you aren’t what you eat | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1893 | The broccoli looks steamed. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1894 | I can tell it's time for me to get off the vegan diet. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1895 | I don't think that's kosher. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1896 | Like I needed another reason to hate vegetables! | 1.2963 | 0.07302 | 54 | 40 | 12 | 2 |
1897 | You know a tomato isn’t a vegetable, it’s a berry! | 1.2963 | 0.08203 | 54 | 42 | 8 | 4 |
1898 | And they are the ones that set up the preferred diet! | 1.2963 | 0.05399 | 81 | 58 | 22 | 1 |
1899 | I bet they'll have candy corn for dessert. | 1.2963 | 0.08203 | 54 | 42 | 8 | 4 |
1900 | They're looking at us like we're animals! | 1.2963 | 0.07766 | 54 | 41 | 10 | 3 |
1901 | Well, they do say ‘you are what you eat’. | 1.2963 | 0.08203 | 54 | 42 | 8 | 4 |
1902 | Talk about your garden-variety phonies. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1903 | Intelligence reports say its the only way Trump will eat veggies | 1.2963 | 0.08619 | 54 | 43 | 6 | 5 |
1904 | «God, I just hate vegetables. ». | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1905 | I'll never not trim the ends again. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
1906 | It's getting harder to stick to that "don't eat anything with a face" rule | 1.2958 | 0.07342 | 71 | 56 | 9 | 6 |
1907 | I'm just jealous they can eat anything they want and still be healthy. | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1908 | Bet they’re trying to lose weight on that paleo diet | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1909 | Sorry guys but I was really craving a veggie burger | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1910 | Don’t worry they’re only concerned about a couple of fruits | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1911 | How’s your salad? | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
1912 | Wait, why are those two vegetables hanging out with a fruit? | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1913 | Not good optics, but plants need protein, too. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1914 | I guess they won’t accidentally eat a relative. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1915 | Oh good! They’ve stopped eating our cousins long enough to judge us. | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1916 | But a tomato is a fruit. | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1917 | I have heard of Furries, but not of Veggies. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1918 | Now we know why they’re full of nutrients | 1.2951 | 0.07873 | 61 | 48 | 8 | 5 |
1919 | I guess what goes around, comes around. | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
1920 | The cannibals are here again. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1921 | When you said this place was farm to table, this isn't what I imagined. | 1.2951 | 0.07873 | 61 | 48 | 8 | 5 |
1922 | Yea, I agree it's weird, but as least there not cannibals | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
1923 | That looks pretty expensive for crudités. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
1924 | I knew it was a scam | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1925 | I want what they | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
1926 | I wonder if they watch their cholesterol! | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1927 | Where the hell do they think our protein comes from? | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1928 | We could've had a V-8! | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1929 | Green party finally won the elections I guess | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1930 | Jerry, just eat your sprouts- he’s not even over there. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
1931 | Farm to table to the other side of the farm. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1932 | Bastards! | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1933 | I guess that's the circle of life. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1934 | Oh dear, I hope that’s not the beyond burger” | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1935 | I heard the paleo diet has some unexpected side-effects. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1936 | I want what they’re having. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1937 | They're eating meat again. | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1938 | So that 's what they mean by GMO! | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1939 | No wonder my cholesterol is high. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1940 | They need to get some meat on their bones. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1941 | I hate to complain, but the vegetables are chewy tonight. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1942 | Well, you can't expect them to be vegetarians, can you? | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1943 | Oh, that’s a veggie burger | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1944 | Honey, check out their steaks! I think they are recovering vegetarians! | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1945 | "That plant-based diet is for the birds." | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1946 | They work for Impossible Foods. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1947 | I understand the beefsteak tomato,but I thought his companions were vegans. | 1.2941 | 0.05948 | 68 | 49 | 18 | 1 |
1948 | They look tastier now. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1949 | Do they realize what eating that is doing to their stems? | 1.2941 | 0.05948 | 68 | 49 | 18 | 1 |
1950 | So good I can’t believe this place only got two stars | 1.2941 | 0.05948 | 68 | 49 | 18 | 1 |
1951 | If it wasn't for the Paleo diet, they'd be cannibals. | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
1952 | I can just feel them dressing us with their eyes. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1953 | Well George, they do need their protein. | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
1954 | No one likes a cannibal. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1955 | Maybe it's a cheat day?" | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1956 | Disgusting cannibal! He's eating a veggie burger! | 1.2941 | 0.07564 | 51 | 38 | 11 | 2 |
1957 | They don't seem to understand; steamed is how we like them. | 1.2941 | 0.05948 | 68 | 49 | 18 | 1 |
1958 | They have no cholesterol to worry about | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1959 | We say nothing to the kids… | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1960 | This is Beyond Impossible . (the above symbols should be TM (trademark symbols)) | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1961 | Quick, cancel the salad. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1962 | No Fred, I'm sure it's not a veggie burger. | 1.2941 | 0.09412 | 51 | 42 | 3 | 6 |
1963 | They weren't exaggerating when they said it was farm-to-table. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1964 | This is why they say eat your vegatables… if you don’t, they will start eating you | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1965 | Oh now I understand why we call it a beefsteak tomato | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1966 | They're next. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1967 | The Steaks Are High | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1968 | Take that, grass-fed beef! | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1969 | This is the strangest vegetarian restaurant I've ever been to! | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1970 | Well, actually, the tomato is considered a fruit. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1971 | If there's bean no leek on their beet, lettuce not squash their relish. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1972 | If this were a plane crash in the mountains, the broccoli would be the last to get eaten. | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1973 | Elbows on the table? | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1974 | Vegans are such hypocrites. | 1.2931 | 0.06511 | 58 | 42 | 15 | 1 |
1975 | I guess they are on the Paleo diet | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1976 | I’m so sick of community-garden soil! | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
1977 | We’ll try them next. | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1978 | When they said it was a vegetarian restaurant, I was thinking something different. | 1.2931 | 0.06511 | 58 | 42 | 15 | 1 |
1979 | As I said, never trust meat and veggies without a good Bordeaux. | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1980 | I hope they don’t notice I ordered the meat and three. | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
1981 | I hope they don't find out this restaurant only serves plant-based meat products. | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
1982 | Don't look now, but there's a pair of those veganmonsters over there checking us out | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
1983 | Can you hear what they’re talking about? All I hear is word salad | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
1984 | I guess the age old adage ‘you are what you eat’ really isn’t true | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1985 | I guess his mother never told him to his elbows off the table! | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1986 | It's OK as long as you only eat animals that are also vegetarian. | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1987 | I guess, high cholesterol veg is now a thing. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1988 | Mr. Potato head never had a chance. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1989 | I guess you aren't necessarily what you eat after all. | 1.2923 | 0.07821 | 65 | 52 | 7 | 6 |
1990 | It's called the "Revenge Diet" -- nothing but animal protein. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1991 | I guess they got tired of eating more vegetables. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1992 | So then this Oz character starts talking salsa and guac! Does he even know me? | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1993 | They say it's plant-based, but tastes just like meat. | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
1994 | Eat up guys, that vegan couple looks too hungry for my liking. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1995 | It's not surprising they're strict carnivores. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1996 | So that's how they make stuffed tomatoes. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1997 | They just want to make vegetarians look bad. | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
1998 | Even they're not vegetarian | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1999 | Good to have a day off the menu | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2000 | Vegetarianism can kiss my arse | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
2001 | Whatever happened to "No shoes, no shirt, no service?" | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2002 | Broccoli’s night out! | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2003 | And you thought I was underdressed? | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
2004 | Rumors of a shuffle in the Food Pyramid appear to be true! | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2005 | I don't eat vegetables strictly on moral grounds. | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
2006 | Do you think they know something they're not telling us? | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
2007 | It's a vegetarian restaurant. Of course they serve vegetables. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2008 | It's so pathetic to see veggies going bad. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2009 | It’s the circle of life. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2010 | Are all my beliefs delusions? | 1.2917 | 0.07516 | 72 | 58 | 7 | 7 |
2011 | They must not be local. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2012 | I heard they don't eat dairy. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
2013 | They’re only human. | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
2014 | Technically it’s still vegan. | 1.2917 | 0.07251 | 72 | 57 | 9 | 6 |
2015 | I guess turnabout is fair play. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2016 | I’m afraid people might mistake me for a Beefeater. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2017 | I think maybe tonight we should skip the salad bar. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2018 | So that’s how they get their proteins. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2019 | This place is so overpriced. $20 for crudite and it doesn't even include the tequila? | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2020 | Not only the nuts eat Keto. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2021 | Honey… didn’t you say you are what you eat??? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2022 | You know, I have a good recipe for vegetable soup, Honey, get the gun. | 1.2909 | 0.07642 | 55 | 42 | 10 | 3 |
2023 | Only eat meat Vegans are murderous | 1.2909 | 0.07642 | 55 | 42 | 10 | 3 |
2024 | I'm so steamed right now! | 1.2909 | 0.06703 | 55 | 40 | 14 | 1 |
2025 | Honey, I think the tables have finally turned | 1.2909 | 0.08071 | 55 | 43 | 8 | 4 |
2026 | They're trying to tell us something, I just know it. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2027 | I guess they’re not ordering any side dishes. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2028 | Look, a pack of Carniflores | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
2029 | Ya wanna bet the broccoli isn't eating a veggie burger? | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2030 | I know thePaleo diet is all the rage, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
2031 | I'll have what the veggies are having. | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
2032 | Well, it looks like Impossible Meat merges with impossible vegetables. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2033 | It looks like they skipped the salad bar." | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2034 | What do they know that we don't? | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
2035 | What are they looking at? At least we're not cannibals. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2036 | Are we still considered a vegetarian, my dear? | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
2037 | Well, John, I guess it's only fair. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2038 | I told you, we are starting a trend. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2039 | I hope they finish soon so we can get our salad. John Oesterle Burke, Va | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2040 | Fortunately, you really are not what you eat. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2041 | Well I guess it is back to eating meat. | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
2042 | GMOMG | 1.2903 | 0.08094 | 62 | 50 | 6 | 6 |
2043 | Did you expect them to be cannibals? | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2044 | Maybe we should squash this conversation. | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
2045 | Suddenly the Miller-Clarksons realized they were witnessing the beginning of Operation Vegan Revenge. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2046 | Can you believe the waitress offered us the vegetable medley? | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
2047 | I'm having second thoughts about being a vegetarian. | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
2048 | Typical -- broccoli being different. | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
2049 | What's so shocking? We don't eat our own kind either. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2050 | Now I know how they get their protien! | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2051 | I always wondered why there's so much iron in broccoli. | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
2052 | It must be Vegan Cheat Day | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
2053 | I don't like the way they are looking at us. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2054 | Two legs good, large pulpy heads bad. | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
2055 | Now I know why I love veggies. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2056 | Fk vegan. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
2057 | That reminds me....Doris and Al Potatohead are in town, they want to have dinner with us.” | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
2058 | This isn’t dinner theater, don’t they know that? | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2059 | I think I’ll pass on the mixed vegetables. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2060 | A beef steak tomato eating a beef steak. What will the neighbors think? | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
2061 | It's a vegan conspiracy | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
2062 | Well, everyone needs protein. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2063 | I wonder how they enjoyed the salad course. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2064 | It's enough to turn you against meat. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2065 | The Times was right; this restaurant is very vegan friendly. | 1.2885 | 0.07438 | 52 | 39 | 11 | 2 |
2066 | These days all the best restaurants offer veggie-tables. | 1.2885 | 0.08391 | 52 | 41 | 7 | 4 |
2067 | Even the healthy ones are going Keto now. | 1.2885 | 0.08829 | 52 | 42 | 5 | 5 |
2068 | One must get in their daily protein! | 1.2885 | 0.06913 | 52 | 38 | 13 | 1 |
2069 | Why didn't you order wine? Sick and tired of water,water,water. | 1.2885 | 0.08391 | 52 | 41 | 7 | 4 |
2070 | I guess I just assumed they were vegetarian. | 1.2881 | 0.06419 | 59 | 43 | 15 | 1 |
2071 | Well, what do you expect? It's not like we're over here eating human. | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
2072 | Hypocrites! They must be Republicans. | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
2073 | I am so sick of people asking, “Where’s the beef?” | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
2074 | I guess we've been vegan all these years for nothing. | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
2075 | They usually see us at the bar. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
2076 | I thought vegetables were healthy. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
2077 | This proves you can get your protein by being vegetarian. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
2078 | vegetables! | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
2079 | I’ve always suspected something like this. The veggie burgers here are to die for. | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
2080 | Vegetarian carnivores? Who knew? | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
2081 | I guess revenge is a dish best served with Worcestershire. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
2082 | I hope this doesn't have hormones. | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
2083 | I threatened to sue when the maître d' said they don't serve vegetables. | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
2084 | So as I was saying about The Omnivore’s Dilemma… | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
2085 | I saw that flying pig again today. | 1.2879 | 0.06017 | 66 | 48 | 17 | 1 |
2086 | I work with those guys. The one in the middle gives off real stalker vibes. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2087 | They only order veal after you ordered the baby carrots. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2088 | I suppose turnabout is fair play. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2089 | Now this is food! | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
2090 | The beefsteak tomato is the only one with a cogent defense. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
2091 | Thus began the green state-crimson state debacle. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2092 | I wanted just one guilt-free meal. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2093 | Whose idea was it to go vegetarian? | 1.2879 | 0.06017 | 66 | 48 | 17 | 1 |
2094 | What’s going on with the broccoli? I thought all vegetables were strictly vegetarian. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2095 | “You ever see an ear of corn eat a six pack of Slim Jim’s?” | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2096 | I’m a meat and no potatoes kind of guy. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2097 | I wish I was taller | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2098 | I no longer feel guilty about being vegetarian. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2099 | Now we know why vegetables are so good for you. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2100 | Those veggies make me mad, don't they know what's good for them? | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2101 | I didn't even know they had teeth! | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2102 | Now I know why I love the vegetables in this place. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2103 | What animals. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2104 | All I’m saying is I’m glad the kids aren’t here to see this | 1.2875 | 0.06702 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
2105 | Vegetables having protein with their meal | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2106 | It's fine, dear. At least they're not eating their own. | 1.2875 | 0.06702 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
2107 | So the metaverse is carnivorous. | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2108 | Of course they‘re staring. We should never sit near vegans. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2109 | I hope the cows at the other table don't see this. | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2110 | Glad we ordered HEALTHY sides. | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2111 | It was the same way with the cronut. | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2112 | That’s why they taste a bit ‘fishy’. It’s not me, it’s them! | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2113 | Non-GMO my ass! | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2114 | Well, they can't eat themselves now can they? | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
2115 | So much for genetically modified crops reducing the planet’s meat consumption | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2116 | Obviously, you aren't what you eat. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2117 | sure hope those net-scientists are right that meat can reverse the side effects of a vegan’s life. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2118 | I knew it! | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
2119 | Mr. Potato Head must be getting carryout. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2120 | Vegans are so judgmental | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2121 | They are vegetarian contrarians. | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2122 | They eat so unhealthy.. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2123 | Time was, Howard, when you didn’t have to worry about vegetables at a steakhouse. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2124 | Vegans’ first dinner post Lent | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
2125 | I thought those three were vegetarians. Guess I was wrong. | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2126 | I want what’s eating them. | 1.2857 | 0.08341 | 56 | 45 | 6 | 5 |
2127 | Ten to one, that's real meat! | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2128 | If we wait until they’re finished, we can get our veggies and protein together without the guilt." | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2129 | They’ve been waiting all season for this | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
2130 | Meat and three… | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2131 | Jees! I reserved the Veg Table! | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
2132 | Nothing is quite so delicious as irony! | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2133 | I should have ordered the salad. | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2134 | Crudites. Elitist? I don't see it. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2135 | That's nothing. Last week I saw Smokey the Bear drop cigar ash on the carpet. | 1.2857 | 0.07522 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
2136 | I thought this was a vegan restaurant | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2137 | Looks like Russia finally hit that Ukranian nuclear plant. | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
2138 | This place has gone downhill. The clientele is simply crude. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2139 | What are they staring at—does eating a veggie burger make me look like some kind of cannibal? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2140 | Who orders a burger at a place like this? | 1.2857 | 0.08722 | 56 | 46 | 4 | 6 |
2141 | I KNOW I SHOULD APPRECIATE THE IRONY, BUT IT'S SO WRONG. | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
2142 | I think I see your point on GMOs. | 1.2857 | 0.07522 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
2143 | But where do they get their fiber? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2144 | No Shirt, No Shoes...? | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2145 | Feed them, Seymour. | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
2146 | Just act natural, I’m pretty sure they’re carnivores . | 1.2857 | 0.07715 | 49 | 37 | 10 | 2 |
2147 | The mindset of vegetarians at a steak house | 1.2857 | 0.06167 | 63 | 46 | 16 | 1 |
2148 | And that’s why not one of them is low in cholesterol. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2149 | The service here is sub-pear. | 1.2857 | 0.07715 | 49 | 37 | 10 | 2 |
2150 | Of course they’re not vegans! | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2151 | And they’re supposed to be healthy. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2152 | These motherfuckers… | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
2153 | If you want to eat healthy go sit in the veggie section Clarence. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2154 | Vegans. We’ll show them! | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2155 | Keep an eye out for fruit flies. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2156 | At least we know the vegetables are locally sourced. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2157 | See, I told you if we let the gays get married, this would happen.” | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2158 | Quinoa this, mon petit chou! | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2159 | The veggies are off the wagon again | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2160 | Is this really a vegan restaurant? | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2161 | Darling, do you think I need glasses? | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2162 | If We Humans Eat Veggies,What Do Veggies Eat? | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2163 | This makes me feel less guilty about eating Don | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2164 | Even though we're vegetables we don't have to eat like vegans. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2165 | Don't pay them any attention; they're meat industry plants. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2166 | It's a nice break from dirt. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2167 | Next time let's bring Eggplant and Zucchini. They'd love the meat-based ratatouille. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2168 | Looks like the food chain has gone full circle | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2169 | With genetically modified foods, at least the beef is pesticide-free | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2170 | Tit for tat. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2171 | We ain't nobody's side dish. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2172 | If you're not at the table, you're on the menu. | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
2173 | You ordered yours 'steamed', right? | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2174 | Let’s have what they’re having… and them, on the side. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2175 | Vegan, schmegan. You’re not going to catch me getting all cannibalistic! | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2176 | I’d feel less uneasy if they were cannibals. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2177 | They think they're so great because they have their own section. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2178 | I hate those vegans | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2179 | Even they don't like them. | 1.2833 | 0.07916 | 60 | 48 | 7 | 5 |
2180 | I heard they were adding more protein to our vegetables. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2181 | Must they make it so obvious that we’ve been duped? | 1.2833 | 0.07916 | 60 | 48 | 7 | 5 |
2182 | Such hypocrites’ | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2183 | They say it's hard for restaurant critics to avoid recognition. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2184 | Are they getting their B12 vitamins? | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2185 | The steaks were higher in our salad days! | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2186 | So much for "I'd rather have a V-8". | 1.2833 | 0.08265 | 60 | 49 | 5 | 6 |
2187 | Flexitarians are the worst. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2188 | I could’ve sworn the saying was you are what you eat | 1.2833 | 0.07551 | 60 | 47 | 9 | 4 |
2189 | Apparently it’s “Do as I say, not as I chew…” | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
2190 | I think it's their form of rumspringa. | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
2191 | Don't worry. If it gets too hot, they'll bolt. | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
2192 | It looks like crudite platters have gotten a big head. | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
2193 | No wonder the price of crudités is through the roof. | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
2194 | So a broccoli, an asparagus, and a tomato walk into the bar and - | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
2195 | After this, let's go wait for them in the alley... with a peeler and a stock pot. | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
2196 | So, this is what they meant when they claimed- This restaurant has organically fed veggies. | 1.2830 | 0.07317 | 53 | 40 | 11 | 2 |
2197 | Those animals were at the salad bar earlier. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2198 | Let them stare. Im not a cannibal. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2199 | As a vegan, I can’t help feeling mocked. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2200 | Such well mannered crudités | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2201 | If you don't think about it too much, it kind of makes sense. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2202 | I suppose if they clean their plates they will want dessert. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2203 | If they had cholesterol it would be through the roof. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2204 | Now we know what makes them superfoods. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2205 | Ha,ha! What are they beefing about? Maybe we can get those vegetarians to leave our relatives alone! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2206 | Sufferin’ succotash ! | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2207 | It doesn't look vegetarian to me. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2208 | Have you seen the waiter? I need some peas and quiet. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2209 | It's disgusting when vegetables go bad. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2210 | Keep eating. We are doing nothing wrong | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2211 | Maybe that Anti-GMO Movement is on to something. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2212 | Does this mean I'm not a vegetarian? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2213 | This should terrorize them... | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2214 | Wonder what diet THEY’RE on? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2215 | I hear it's Vegan Lent. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2216 | Wow, that’s some ‘fro. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2217 | Oh, yeah, like their cholesterol is gonna go up. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2218 | If they only tasted like what they eat! | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2219 | Derek, don’t you dare tell them I’m a vegetarian | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2220 | That’s their Rumshpringa | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2221 | I think they took garden to table literally. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2222 | Now I get the science behind plant-based protein. | 1.2812 | 0.06087 | 64 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
2223 | Like Mamma always said, “Eat all your meaties.” | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2224 | No wonder there's no vegetarian option. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2225 | I only eat at ‘farm-to-table’ restaurants | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2226 | You see, too much beef turns you into a vegetable | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2227 | I only hope it isn't anybody we know. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
2228 | I find that to be a very odd definition of "vegetarian." | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2229 | They're getting their protein. | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
2230 | I always suspected that vegans were hypocrites | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2231 | Do you think what they're eating is plant-based? | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
2232 | Think they know about our survivors guilt? | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
2233 | We all have to do our bit, even if it hurts | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
2234 | Of course they are. They don't have arteries. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
2235 | Thomas - even you've got to admit - this is a lot tastier than chemical fertilizer. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
2236 | John, if you are what you eat, don’t get the burger. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2237 | I'm not sure that's carbon neutral. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
2238 | At least now I understand why I couldn't get ketchup with my steak. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2239 | I tell you hon, only in New York. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2240 | Screw those effete vegetarians! | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
2241 | Certainly gives the idea of plant food a new meaning. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2242 | I warned you this was just a garden-variety steakhouse. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
2243 | Talk about high protein foods! | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
2244 | It’s their poison pill against hostile vegan takeover. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2245 | Who do they think we are, cannibals? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2246 | Eat quick. I think tre Vegetarians at the next table have spotted us! | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2247 | It's the revenge of the veggies! | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2248 | Is that how you make beef and broccoli? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2249 | So the waiter goes, ‘Eat? you’re vegetables!’ Some nerve | 1.2800 | 0.08101 | 50 | 39 | 8 | 3 |
2250 | What are they looking at? The sign said “VEGETARIAN “Restaurant… | 1.2800 | 0.07581 | 50 | 38 | 10 | 2 |
2251 | So far we’re ok. Just keep the bacon away or it’ll be anarchy | 1.2800 | 0.07022 | 50 | 37 | 12 | 1 |
2252 | What will the vegetarians think? | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2253 | Grew some don't you think? | 1.2800 | 0.07022 | 50 | 37 | 12 | 1 |
2254 | Eating these vegan meat substitutes makes me feel like a cannibal. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2255 | It's grass fed, so it can't be all bad. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2256 | They’re staring again, aren’t they. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2257 | Can't we just take iron supplements? | 1.2800 | 0.07022 | 50 | 37 | 12 | 1 |
2258 | It's like they've never seen someone eat meat. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2259 | I told you their beef contained growth hormones. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2260 | I can smell it -- They're eating Soylent Green! | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
2261 | They must know something we don't. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2262 | The're probably flexitarians. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2263 | But no wine? | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2264 | Their mother, if they even had one, sure didn't teach them any table manners! | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2265 | I’ll bet they smoke weed too… | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
2266 | Raw herbivore steaks? I guess revenge really is a dish best served cold. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2267 | That's a whole new level of revenge eating. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2268 | I don’t understand how some vegetables can eat beyond meat. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2269 | Should we send back the salads? | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2270 | No, not an heirloom. I think that’s a beefsteak tomato. | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
2271 | Perhaps we should rethink being vegan. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2272 | No, it's beef. I'm sure it's beef. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2273 | Juicy | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2274 | Look: the classic guy who spoils a steak night ordering a hamburger. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2275 | You know what they say, a crudités filets keep the doctor away | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2276 | My, the Veggies really are fresh | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2277 | These vegetables are Impossible! | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2278 | The sign did say they serve vegetables | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2279 | I feel bad for them. They have such tiny arms. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2280 | I wonder if those guys are on the paleo diet... | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2281 | So I guess that means we're not vegan | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2282 | Those vegetarians are such hypocrites | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
2283 | It's appalling, ordering everything well-done. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2284 | I hope they get high cholesterol. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2285 | This is what they call a vegan restaurant? | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
2286 | Vegans identifying as carnists | 1.2787 | 0.05788 | 61 | 44 | 17 | 0 |
2287 | Is theirs also locally grown and organic? Eh, still wish we stayed home and just vegged. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2288 | I told you vegetables shouldn’t be eaten daily! | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2289 | C’mon...you knew. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2290 | Ugh! Eating vegan meat makes me feel like a vegetarian cannibal... | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2291 | I thought only one of them was a Beefeater. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2292 | How did they get in,considering the dressing code? | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2293 | So, that's why they're rich in iron! | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
2294 | OK, so they're carnivores. But at least they're not cannibals. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
2295 | Our salad days are at end | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2296 | Is that?” “It couldn’t be…” “Impossible. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2297 | Relax, dear. They're just carnivores, not cannibals. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2298 | They're eating grass-fed beef. Somehow that feels wrong. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2299 | Oh geez, don't turn around. We've been outed!" Broc, Gus and Tom are sighted at their weekly meating by the editors of Vegetarian Times. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2300 | What a bunch of hypocrites. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2301 | There are a lot of Vitamins and minerals going on at that table. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2302 | I’ll never make it as an omnivore | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2303 | Are they in a parallel universe...or are we? | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
2304 | I guess to day is their cheat day | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2305 | Now we know the secret to a balanced diet | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2306 | Somewhere Michael Pollan is weeping. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
2307 | Are those vegetables carnivores? | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2308 | So, do you still think irradiating food was a good idea? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2309 | This concerns me. | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2310 | And in an hour, they'll turn yellow. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2311 | They hate vegetarians. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2312 | The tomato I get; it’s a beefsteak, after all. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2313 | How did they think we get our vitamin B 12? | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2314 | Wow, they eat like animals. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2315 | I don’t think that bodes well for walking through the garden anymore. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2316 | Vengeance is best served cold. | 1.2778 | 0.08112 | 54 | 43 | 7 | 4 |
2317 | I should have ordered a side salad. I need more fiber. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
2318 | They probably just came from the VA ( Vegans Anonymous) meeting from the church next door. | 1.2778 | 0.06152 | 54 | 39 | 15 | 0 |
2319 | I hate vegans! | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
2320 | Even they won’t eat veggies! | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2321 | I think it's called flexitarianism. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2322 | It's about damn time they updated the food chain!! | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2323 | Well the menu does say free range | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2324 | I’ll have what they are having, it looks healthy! | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2325 | OK, so they're organic, but oh my god, they're sullying the very concept of "vegan"! | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
2326 | They surely are not what they eat. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2327 | Taterhead hasn't been gone a day, and they obviously can't resist going carnivore! | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2328 | I wonder if they had a salad as a starter | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
2329 | So a tomato, a broccoli crown and an asparagus stalk walk into a restaurant…. I told you jean you can’t make this up | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
2330 | Wait 'till the vegetarians hear about this. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2331 | This is the last time we are going to a vegetarian restaurant | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2332 | You think they're vegan? | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2333 | Cannibles, we ain't!" | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2334 | This restaurant is always serving veggie-tables on the side. | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
2335 | Well, I guess not everyone's wrestling with the omnivore's dilemma. | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
2336 | Imagine that, compromising their diet like that. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2337 | If we order them as our next course we will have had a very balanced meal. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2338 | I guess they suffer protein deficiency | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
2339 | You are certainly NOT a hot tomato!!! | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2340 | Must be the Affirmative Action seating. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2341 | So is that is what it means to "veg out"? | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2342 | Relaxing at the steakhouse. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2343 | I’m jealous. They don’t have to watch their cholesterol. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2344 | They don't know what quinoa is either. | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
2345 | They could at least have put on some clothes! | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2346 | Shhh, just don’t let them see your salad. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2347 | Eat up. Were about to get another lecture from the vegans. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
2348 | See? I told you the salad tasted like steak here. | 1.2766 | 0.08972 | 47 | 38 | 5 | 4 |
2349 | This is why I never take off the rubber bands. | 1.2766 | 0.08972 | 47 | 38 | 5 | 4 |
2350 | You think they'd be up for a tossed salad? | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2351 | I can’t bring myself to try a veggie burger. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2352 | With diets like that, they won't last till fall. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2353 | They're being careful to avoid foods with lycopene and vitamin K since they have so much already. r | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2354 | Revenge porn I'm guessing. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2355 | It's good to know that they're not cannibals. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2356 | Pendulum | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2357 | Those are vegetables fed cow. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2358 | They gave me snide looks at the salad bar. | 1.2759 | 0.06411 | 58 | 43 | 14 | 1 |
2359 | Their Missing a Color from the Pyramid. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2360 | No wonder vegetarians eat us. | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
2361 | Last meal requests. | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
2362 | At least they didn't order side salads. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2363 | So now what do you suggest we do ? If we decide to leave the V8!!!! | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2364 | Look over there and tell me again ‘ you are what you eat’! | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
2365 | I guess they don't care about the rainforests either. | 1.2759 | 0.06411 | 58 | 43 | 14 | 1 |
2366 | They serve big portions here. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2367 | I love a good farm-to-table restaurant! | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2368 | Is that the contrarian diet? | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2369 | I thought you said this wasn’t a vegetarian place? | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
2370 | I knew we shouldn’t have ordered salads | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2371 | Vegivores? | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2372 | Rhubarb would be appalled. | 1.2754 | 0.07693 | 69 | 57 | 5 | 7 |
2373 | Still proud of being a vegan? | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2374 | I’d guess younger. I still see some shades of green | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2375 | Do you think it's plant-based? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2376 | Just keep eating and ignore their vegan-stare | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2377 | What? First time at a farm-to-table restaurant? | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2378 | Just when we turn vegan, they turn on us! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2379 | No, I don't think that's a veggie burger. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2380 | At least it’s Gluten Free. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2381 | I’ll never think of “Eat your veggies “ the same. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2382 | Turn around is fairly delicious | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2383 | I just think that three at a table looks really weird. | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
2384 | Being vegan is getting too complicated. | 1.2745 | 0.07960 | 51 | 40 | 8 | 3 |
2385 | I told you they would do it if they could | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
2386 | Impossible that the broccoli is eating a burger. | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2387 | I guess fortified vegetables are now the latest thing . | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2388 | I here the vegetable plate is to die for | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2389 | Should have gotten my hair done! We always get stared at when we eat out. | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2390 | I was wondering about that bone in my tomato | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2391 | What do they do for Vitamin K and potassium” | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2392 | I think the new GMOs have gone too far. | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2393 | They’re not Vegans, that’s for sure! | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2394 | Looks like the secret life of plants is going public. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2395 | They say that true vegetarians never eat anything that has a face. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2396 | I'm sure they're Beyond Burgers! | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2397 | Is this some new twist on the Paleo Diet? | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2398 | It’s the same every night since they went on statins. | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2399 | Where do you think it comes out? | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2400 | Must be nice to not worry about getting enough roughage." | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2401 | You've heard of beefy vegetables, haven't you? | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2402 | So rude. We’re right here and they know we’re made out of meat! | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2403 | This is so bizarre and strange, Robert Ripley will never believe it. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2404 | Savages. Who dares to order that here without a bold burgundy to pair it with? | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2405 | Do you think they heard us ordering our salads? | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2406 | Honey, I told you not to microdose before dinner. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2407 | Wait until they find out those are off of the ‘impossible’ menu. | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
2408 | I'm pretty sure he says "Tom-ah-to." | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2409 | Leave the garden fence open for one moment and this is what happens. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2410 | I think this proves you are not what you eat. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2411 | I tried the veggie burger, I just couldn’t get into it. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2412 | What's eating you, dear? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2413 | Not sure how I feel about the new meat-based plant diet. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2414 | Review said this was a meat and vegetables place. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2415 | Do you think there is something to this carnivore diet fad? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2416 | This place is going to the produce. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2417 | Atkins for us, dudes-- lower carbs and keep grandma safe. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2418 | Quick, hide your salad. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2419 | Well, all round it's a balanced diet | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
2420 | They'll be smug about it until one of them needs the Heimlich. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2421 | I guess they don't have to worry about the cholesterol. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2422 | It's gluten-free. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2423 | What happened to good old photosynthesis? | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2424 | Just wait until the see their cholesterol charts | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2425 | You're right: they're not vegetarians! | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2426 | Little Jimmy should know nothing about this | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2427 | Man I hate the way those Vegans glare at you for enjoying a steak or burger! | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2428 | Dear, I have been telling you we should try the Paleo diet! | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2429 | You are what you eat, not! | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
2430 | OUTRAGEOUS! They aren't even properly dressed! | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2431 | It looks like vegetarianism was too much for them. | 1.2727 | 0.07947 | 66 | 55 | 4 | 7 |
2432 | Lettuce not judge lest ye be judged. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2433 | A Meat Lover's Guide to Vegetables. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2434 | As my mother said: “Dinner is not complete without veggies” | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2435 | Imagine serving vegetables with meat! I thought this was a vegan restaurant. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2436 | meatatarians | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2437 | Wow! Those famous Vegetarians are eating Steaks!!! | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2438 | They've been genetically modified to be American. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2439 | Did they order the quadriceps special? | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2440 | There's nothing worse than a reformed vegetarian. | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2441 | I get it. I wouldn't want to eat my friends either. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2442 | No red wine for them. | 1.2727 | 0.07979 | 55 | 44 | 7 | 4 |
2443 | I wonder if those are the carnivorous plants we've been hearing about. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
2444 | Why do they look so surprised? I’m a Beefeater.” | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2445 | I didn’t know they served crudites here! | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2446 | Revenge is truly delicious | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2447 | Et tu, Tomato? | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2448 | I didn't know they had mouths | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2449 | Don't worry. They're just trying to score political points. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2450 | Whoever said vegetables don’t have cholesterol in them, never ate here. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2451 | To me, white tablecloths mean 'no hands' . | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2452 | Well I suppose that makes sense. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2453 | Better be ‘impossible’ | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2454 | What, you expect them to be cannibals? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2455 | Is it just me,or have plant-based foods evolved quite fast? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2456 | He's a beefsteak tomato. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2457 | I'm starting to think our mushroom appetizer was of the 'magic' variety. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2458 | Can you believe they're eating that with no fries? | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2459 | They're giving us that look of vegan entitlement. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2460 | … so THAT’S how they stay healthy! | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2461 | Revenge is Meat! | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2462 | This is how the vegetables keep going and growing so that those vegans have enough protein. LOL | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2463 | My god, that looks like a Beyond Burger! | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2464 | Damn i wish I could kill and eat those guys lol | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2465 | It must be cheat day. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2466 | should we tell them that the burger has ketchup on it? | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2467 | I invited Mr. Bean,but he ended up in the salad bar. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2468 | I wish we hadn't order the salad appetizer. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2469 | I guess that’s why this restaurant is farm-to-table #7. | 1.2712 | 0.07956 | 59 | 48 | 6 | 5 |
2470 | But you ARE what you eat...that's "Impossible Meat." ™ | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2471 | Wait, is that Roger from accounts?... | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
2472 | Beyond Meat takes on a whole new meaning, doesn’t it? | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
2473 | I just love her hair. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
2474 | Stare all you want, we’re the Meat Too generation. | 1.2708 | 0.07730 | 48 | 37 | 9 | 2 |
2475 | Those veggies aren't having wine; what cannibals. | 1.2708 | 0.07133 | 48 | 36 | 11 | 1 |
2476 | This paleo diet thing has gotten out of hand. | 1.2708 | 0.07133 | 48 | 36 | 11 | 1 |
2477 | Who's changing the climate now. OK wait that's not funny | 1.2708 | 0.06482 | 48 | 35 | 13 | 0 |
2478 | You can see why they would refuse to eat their vegetables. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2479 | If you are what you eat, I have a feeling this is about to get messy. | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
2480 | Looks like Bills wife finally pulled the plug. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2481 | I feel bad for the tomato...it's a fruit. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2482 | How do they manage to still stay healthy? | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2483 | I might skip the salad. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2484 | Truly farm to table. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2485 | I’ve heard of beefsteak tomatoes, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2486 | What a nerve they have to look at us after what they're doing to Grape! | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2487 | This place is farm to table - and back to the farm! | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2488 | Paleo schmaleo! | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2489 | They eat us, we eat them | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2490 | Why do they keep staring? Lettuce enjoy our meal in peas. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2491 | They'll be sorry when their cellulose turns to cellulite. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2492 | Don't let a few crudités at the next table spoil your dinner, Jeff. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2493 | The reparations movement is out of control. | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2494 | They’d just as soon eat you as look at you. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2495 | Do you think they’re trying to tell us something? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2496 | Now do you understand why I don't like vegetables? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2497 | They say you’re what you eat… here goes nothing | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2498 | Keto is okay,but I like my carbs. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2499 | I trimmed my nose hair today. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2500 | I was only just getting used to the furries! | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2501 | They’re attacking their food with relish. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2502 | Your vegan cousin is not gonna like this. | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2503 | I guess vegetables are out. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2504 | If I were them, I guess I wouldn’t care for the vegetarian option either. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2505 | Now that’s just Impossible | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2506 | I guess it is true you really are what you eat. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2507 | Should have listened to my gut - I knew the salad didnt feel right. #fauxmeatfauxpas | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2508 | I understand the Steak Tomato, but what about the rest? | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2509 | Maybe I don’t want to know the story of my food. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2510 | Look at those guys; it's like they've never seen food before! | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2511 | Tomorrow's soups should be spec-tac-ular! | 1.2692 | 0.08291 | 52 | 42 | 6 | 4 |
2512 | Vegans are superior. Notice their leather shoes. | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
2513 | I hear he’s gone underground. | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
2514 | Hey Sally, "I'll have what they are having". | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
2515 | They should try watching what they eat. | 1.2692 | 0.08291 | 52 | 42 | 6 | 4 |
2516 | Crude eat, eh? | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2517 | I say it's tofu and I say the hell with it. | 1.2692 | 0.08734 | 52 | 43 | 4 | 5 |
2518 | This is why I don’t order the broccoli beef. | 1.2692 | 0.07823 | 52 | 41 | 8 | 3 |
2519 | I’m sorry we don’t serve your kind here. This is a vegetable only restaurant. | 1.2692 | 0.07823 | 52 | 41 | 8 | 3 |
2520 | At least they don't eat their young. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2521 | And they call themselves vegetarians | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2522 | So that’s why vegetables are so healthy. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2523 | Call any vegetable. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2524 | Next time let's order what they're having | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2525 | The vegans are eating our steak! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2526 | Do you believe in karma? It’s only a matter of time before we are on their menu. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2527 | I had forgotten that the Green New Deal was to be discussed today in the building by the Democrats! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2528 | They all look like fruits to me. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2529 | Now that their dirty little secret is out, being a vegetarian has suddenly become very confusing. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2530 | Looks like their last supper. | 1.2687 | 0.05456 | 67 | 49 | 18 | 0 |
2531 | So that’s why vegetables are good for you. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2532 | You would have thought they at least would have ordered a salad. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2533 | that is so unhealthy, all meat, no vegetables. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2534 | Really Like Their Hairstyles | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2535 | Wh’d you assume they were vegan? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2536 | An ear of corn and a carrot stick would round out the color palette. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2537 | I notice they didn’t order sides | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2538 | Lettuce entertainment you | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2539 | Ugh, vegans are always looking at me like I’m a piece of meat | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2540 | They think it’s so cool to be a megan. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2541 | Please tell me that's not grassfed beef. | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
2542 | Tomatoes aren’t supposed to sit at the vegetable. | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2543 | I assume that the are all vegans! | 1.2679 | 0.05971 | 56 | 41 | 15 | 0 |
2544 | Do they not wonder why Onion isn't joining them? | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2545 | Beef, it’s what’s for dinner…. even the vegans agree! | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
2546 | I always wondered where broccoli came from. | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2547 | Hey look it’s a big testicle, big penis and big piece of broccoli | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2548 | A burger? At a restaurant this expensive? | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2549 | From soy based protein....I hope. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2550 | Why do people always give us dirty looks when we eat our meats? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2551 | Very curious that they're not having anything to drink! | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2552 | At lease when they’re done waving those signs around, the owner feeds them well. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2553 | Republicans have no shame. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2554 | Looks like they still can't grow GMO foods without some kind of Roundup. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2555 | They claim they're plant based,but... | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2556 | They call themselves revenge of the herbs. | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2557 | Plant based vs. based plants. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2558 | Does grass-fed beef make it better or worse? | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2559 | Well now hold on honey, we don't know if global warming is to blame for this or not. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2560 | It's less disturbing than the water cycle. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2561 | Omnivores scare me. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2562 | If he says stir fry in that tone one more time i'm calling him hominid tartar | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2563 | We need to rethink this whole vegan thing. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2564 | How rude. It's like they've never seen a vegetable eat meat before. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2565 | I guess I'm vegetarian now — I'll have what they're having. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2566 | So this is why this restaurant is considered vegetarian. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2567 | Eat your meat, eat your meat... These humans taste terrible! | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2568 | You shall never tell my vegan friends of this moment. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2569 | Do you think there's anything left at the salad bar? | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
2570 | Does this mean being vegan is impossible? | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
2571 | Hey Broc, Gus, did that lady just ask for ketchup?!? Too bad Corny isn't here. He has better ears than we have. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2572 | Since when does a steakhouse serve vegetables? | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
2573 | It’s not surprising—vegetables don’t eat each other. | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
2574 | I didn't realize this restaurant serves crudité. | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
2575 | Where are the Carbs? | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2576 | No, you should not ask if you can “shave a little off” for your side salad. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2577 | Let them watch… | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2578 | I thought you said this restaurant was vegetarian. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2579 | Eat more, veggies. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2580 | They think they're so cute. I'm going to order more asparagus. | 1.2667 | 0.05757 | 60 | 44 | 16 | 0 |
2581 | Pass the ketchup. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2582 | I told you, Carol, this isn’t your typical farm to table place. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2583 | If I looked like them, I'd want to beef up too! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2584 | Cows are vegetarians, so it is only fair for vegetables to eat beef | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2585 | OMG, Vegan carnivores! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2586 | That's it! No more meat for me. I don't want to become a vegetable. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2587 | I never thought I'd see the day. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2588 | Last week they had a cauliflower with them. I noticed they've added cauliflower to the menu... | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2589 | Where is Mr Potato Head | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2590 | They just fell off the produce wagon | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2591 | At least they're eating plant based hamburgers. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2592 | Dinner with crudite | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2593 | Hmm. So THAT's how they stay strong! | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2594 | Well, the doctor said if they didn't cut back on cholestorol they'd be vegetables the rest of their lives. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2595 | Isn't that corn-fed beef? | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2596 | I still think you need a grain. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2597 | You see, Eric, vegetables are against cannibalism also. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2598 | What's for dessert, blood pudding? | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2599 | It's called "crudités"...or something like that... | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2600 | Let them talk! | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2601 | They call them carnigans. | 1.2656 | 0.07468 | 64 | 52 | 7 | 5 |
2602 | I eat strictly vegetarians. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2603 | George! Stop the stares. They don’t have arteries. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2604 | Hide your salad, it’s impolite. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2605 | What’s a good antonym for cannibal? | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2606 | -What do You think about them, Honey? -They are surely two abortionists and one communist. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2607 | Now here’s an example of having your cake and eating it too. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2608 | I don't think it's reverse discrimination. They just know it's the dressing that kills you. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2609 | It’s a true farm-to-table restaurant. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2610 | Be a meat eater, just don’t throw it in our faces. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2611 | I never did understand why anyone would be a vegetarian! | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
2612 | They | 1.2653 | 0.08131 | 49 | 39 | 7 | 3 |
2613 | They really should be eating each other. | 1.2653 | 0.08131 | 49 | 39 | 7 | 3 |
2614 | What that table has looks good! But I don't like what they ordered. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2615 | That's why the Porterhouse comes with fish emulsion. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2616 | Come off it, Dan. You'd rather they be cannibals? | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2617 | OK, but they're still not eating gluten. | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2618 | They are getting even with the cattle. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2619 | They're stalking up for their next vegetarian campaign. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2620 | Mutant GMOs, for sure... | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2621 | I’ll have the beefsteak | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2622 | Vegans are gonna make us sick ! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2623 | You know, this Keto diet isn't half bad!" | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2624 | I’m just surprised they’re not Vegans. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2625 | are they plant-based? | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2626 | And you thought we were apostates. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2627 | I always said they'd eat us if they could. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2628 | I guess omnivores are the only ones facing a dilemma | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2629 | Do you think that’s how veggie burgers get their protein? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2630 | The Broccoli Burger looks tasty. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2631 | Well, at least we know they're not cannibals. | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
2632 | Waitin' for this since I was a seed. | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
2633 | We're grown up! Why do we always have to sit at the vege table? | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
2634 | No, Malcolm, I *don't* think saying, 'Talk about a vege-table' is a silly thing to shout right now | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
2635 | I think we should order them for dinner. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
2636 | What happened to photosynthesis? | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
2637 | How Food Fights Start: "Yes, Richard, I know that Tommy calls me the mop head. Did you know he calls you Pencil Dick?" | 1.2642 | 0.08149 | 53 | 43 | 6 | 4 |
2638 | It's not the Mediterranean diet but, at least, they are not practicing cannibalism. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
2639 | "Makes sense to me. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
2640 | they call this Vegan? | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2641 | That's just awful they would eat those poor animals | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2642 | Because salads would make them cannibals. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2643 | Aren’t they the stars of the Joke? | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2644 | I knew we should have eaten our veggies when we had the chance. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2645 | I am just a little bit queasy, now that you mention it, | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
2646 | Now you know - you are using the wrong plant food!" | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2647 | I’ve never understood the free-range crowd. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2648 | A Case of Inadvertent Cannibalism at the Impossible Restaurant | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2649 | Where's the waiter with our misters? | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2650 | This is exactly what I feared would happen when they put fruits and veggies at the top of the food pyramid. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2651 | A beefsteak tomato out with friends. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2652 | Well, it is a vegetarian restaurant. | 1.2632 | 0.08121 | 57 | 47 | 5 | 5 |
2653 | I'm sure it's all grass- fed. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2654 | I guess they're not vegetarians. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2655 | The inevitable blowback. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2656 | Oh great. Here comes the seasonal crowd. | 1.2632 | 0.05884 | 57 | 42 | 15 | 0 |
2657 | I can't imagine ever eating one of our own! | 1.2632 | 0.05884 | 57 | 42 | 15 | 0 |
2658 | I don't want to worry you – don't look now – but there are ruthless barbarians at the next table behind you. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2659 | How can you expect to grow up big and strong without protein? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2660 | Traitors! | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2661 | They were told this was their last meal. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2662 | Now do you see why we were raised vegetarian? | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2663 | The anti-vegan protesters are getting serious. | 1.2632 | 0.07726 | 57 | 46 | 7 | 4 |
2664 | Dear, is that why they call it plant-based protein? | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2665 | So THAT’S how they make plant-based meat! | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2666 | They take farm-to-table seriously here.” | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2667 | Attention parents of vegetarians: your children ARE getting enough protein. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2668 | They said something to me about eliminating the competition. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2669 | Are you ready to do the Heimlich maneuver? | 1.2632 | 0.07726 | 57 | 46 | 7 | 4 |
2670 | I guess their Mother couldn't tell them to eat their vegetables | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
2671 | I'm so happy we were able to get a table at this new restaurant. I was afraid I'd wither away before I got to try their plant based meats. | 1.2632 | 0.07726 | 57 | 46 | 7 | 4 |
2672 | This is the last time you’re picking the restaurant for date-night. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
2673 | Are beef fed vegetables the new grass fed beef | 1.2632 | 0.05884 | 57 | 42 | 15 | 0 |
2674 | I thought you said this place had al fresco dining. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
2675 | Just your garden variety turnabout is fair play. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2676 | Let's just ask first. If it's not a salad bar I'm pretty sure we're going to jail. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2677 | If not vegan, are they at least plant-based? | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2678 | It’s their binge day. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2679 | I wish I could eat like that and look as healthy as they do." | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2680 | Soylent Green anyone? | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2681 | I thought you were Vegan! | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2682 | Can you believe they'd bring that fruit here? | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
2683 | I think they’re relishing this way too much. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2684 | I'd much rather eat my vegetables than watch my vegetables eat. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2685 | On second thought, I'll have a V-8. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2686 | I bet they leave peanuts for a tip. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2687 | They never stop talking about being carnivores. | 1.2623 | 0.05679 | 61 | 45 | 16 | 0 |
2688 | The chef is fattening them up before the slaughter. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2689 | They’re so fresh! | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2690 | I always thought revenge was a dish best served cold. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2691 | I’ll go with the veggie burger. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2692 | Be a good vegetable and eat your meat! | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
2693 | No wonder the crudités is so expensive. | 1.2623 | 0.07718 | 61 | 50 | 6 | 5 |
2694 | Maybe they know something we don't know. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2695 | Vegan, my foot! | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2696 | No wonder crudites have gotten so expensive.” | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2697 | I guess convictions don’t matter at this point. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2698 | I’m guessing it’s not meatless Monday. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2699 | I hate broccoli. Look, he is eating a hamburger in a steakhouse restaurant. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2700 | Well, when you said this restaurant was popular with the vegan crowd I thought... | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2701 | Tastes just like chicken | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2702 | Well, this farm-to-table movement has become ridiculous. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2703 | They say that cow ate their parents. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2704 | Yes, I think the curly-haired guy is stalking me. I said don't look! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2705 | I'm not sure this restaurant understands the farm-to-table movement. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2706 | Welcome to 'Merica! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2707 | That's odd ... No drinks | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2708 | Brazen, hypocritical elites! | 1.2609 | 0.08475 | 46 | 37 | 6 | 3 |
2709 | But are they getting enough bioflavonoids? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2710 | Yup, it was definitely the one in the middle who used the bathroom before me. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2711 | It seems we’re all in a rather vegetative state today!” Do you think it was something we ate? | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2712 | Seriously, is everyone eating paleo these days? | 1.2609 | 0.07885 | 46 | 36 | 8 | 2 |
2713 | We have to get out of Hell’s Kitchen. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2714 | Evidently, you aren't necessarily what you eat. | 1.2609 | 0.07246 | 46 | 35 | 10 | 1 |
2715 | Be quiet and just eat your humans, children. | 1.2609 | 0.07246 | 46 | 35 | 10 | 1 |
2716 | Tastes like chicken | 1.2609 | 0.07246 | 46 | 35 | 10 | 1 |
2717 | Hypocrisy or justice — which? | 1.2609 | 0.07628 | 69 | 58 | 4 | 7 |
2718 | Show offs! | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2719 | I've never understood how they can eat their own phyla. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2720 | I don't know... I guess I expected them to be vegan. | 1.2609 | 0.07885 | 46 | 36 | 8 | 2 |
2721 | I’m glad we ordered without them. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2722 | Just look at them – they’re like animals." | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2723 | Vegetarians these days… | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2724 | Mmmm, a veggie burger made from real vegetarians! | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2725 | I guess they’re vegetarians…except when they eat meat. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2726 | Another good reason to eat all of your vegetables. | 1.2609 | 0.06546 | 46 | 34 | 12 | 0 |
2727 | Has VeggieTales Gone Too Far? | 1.2609 | 0.07885 | 46 | 36 | 8 | 2 |
2728 | I thought we were supposed to eat the greens... And not dine with them. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2729 | Damned vegans. Pretend like you're eating tofu. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2730 | revenge is a meal best served cold | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2731 | They didn't want ketchup, either. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2732 | Well, of course they eat meat! Did you think they were cannibals? | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2733 | Show like you chew just like a pig. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
2734 | I wonder if they know something we don't. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
2735 | These plant-based meats give me gas, and I still feel a bit guilty somehow. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
2736 | So that's why they named this restaurant Potato Head's Revenge. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
2737 | To be honest, Zagat did say it was "vegetarian-friendly." | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
2738 | It's their only way of exacting revenge. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
2739 | Eat until you are eaten! | 1.2600 | 0.06266 | 50 | 37 | 13 | 0 |
2740 | I knew it. Carnivores! | 1.2600 | 0.07985 | 50 | 40 | 7 | 3 |
2741 | At least that explains the beefsteak tomato. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2742 | Honey, did you say it's a 'farm-to-table' restaurant?! | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2743 | Ahhh. So that’s why it’s called a beefsteak tomato. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2744 | You are what you eat. | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
2745 | I was aware it worked the other way around, but... | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
2746 | I wonder what color his pee is | 1.2593 | 0.08012 | 54 | 44 | 6 | 4 |
2747 | So you really are what you eat | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
2748 | this gene splicing is getting out of control | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
2749 | And here I thought you are what you eat | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
2750 | and so I says to him, I says … Harold … going vegan is equivalent to going cannibal | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
2751 | Who the hell wants to be on the bottom of a food pyramid? | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
2752 | Look! They must be Dr. Oz's Pennsylvania crudites on vacation. | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
2753 | That's what happens if you don't eat your vegetables. | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
2754 | Don't be judgmental, honey, they're probably just exploring their identity. | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
2755 | They only eat vegetarians | 1.2593 | 0.08437 | 54 | 45 | 4 | 5 |
2756 | Makes sense—they wouldn’t want to eat their own kind. | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
2757 | What did you expect, vegans? | 1.2586 | 0.07605 | 58 | 47 | 7 | 4 |
2758 | I have no idea why they always assume we're vegan. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2759 | I'd expect that from the beef tomato, but the other two? | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2760 | Please tell them we look like vegans and we taste like vegans; but we’re not vegans. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2761 | Can vegans eat animal crackers? | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2762 | 'Talk about cross-contamination on the grill.' | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2763 | Let them eat Steak. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2764 | ...so, you expect them to eat their relatives? | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2765 | They look familiar, don’t they? | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2766 | Grass fed, organic, free of pesticides and insecticides...I think they're on to something. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2767 | Did she just call us meat pimps? | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2768 | TIME WE LEFT, WE COULD BECOME DESSERT | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2769 | These yelp-elites really are a different breed altogether. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2770 | You guys have to try this impossible burger! | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2771 | I don’t understand it either—why would a stalk of asparagus need to wear glasses? | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2772 | Some of my best friends are vegetables | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2773 | You two better not ask for ketchup this time! | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2774 | See, honey? You CAN get enough protein with a plant based diet. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2775 | Do they realize that's all corn-fed beef? | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2776 | They aren't worried about THEIR cholesterol! | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2777 | Everyone has a cheat day. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2778 | It's come full circle. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2779 |