Contest #814


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814

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I haven’t heard from you since we were kids!”
  2. “I’m on my landline.”
  3. "Try using a different can."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-08-15T00:36:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-08-29T00:37:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-08-23T00:37:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 29, 2022
Number of captions 4761
Number of responses 565167
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It has unlimited, data, unlimited minutes, with one string attached. 1.9027 0.01294 4037 1579 1272 1186
1 No, this is not a spam call. I checked the label. 1.8873 0.01993 1660 651 545 464
2 Before I send someone out there, please unplug the string from the back of your can then plug it firmly back in. 1.8803 0.01350 3767 1546 1126 1095
3 No I switched carriers from Campbell to Progresso! 1.8755 0.01944 1703 667 581 455
4 That's because I AM talking in a tin can. 1.8647 0.01736 2018 768 755 495
5 Yes, I’ve had this number since childhood. Why do you ask? 1.8561 0.02214 1265 496 455 314
6 Hold on, I'm getting a call from another can -- but I think it's spam." 1.8430 0.01746 2198 936 671 591
7 I'll call you back, I'm on the can. 1.8128 0.01648 2441 1080 738 623
8 Where AM I? At the end of my rope, that's where! 1.7952 0.01783 1934 833 664 437
9 No, I have the new iCan. 1.7933 0.01966 1635 720 533 382
10 Hold it to your eye, Ralph. We just got video. 1.7853 0.01783 1933 846 656 431
11 Roaming charges? Seriously? 1.7845 0.01559 2487 1077 869 541
12 Freddy? From the fifth grade? 1.7780 0.01577 2477 1099 829 549
13 Yes I would be interested in a new long distance plan. 1.7765 0.01572 2412 1048 855 509
14 Yes, I am still working remotely. 1.7755 0.01646 2080 872 803 405
15 Who gave you this number? 1.7711 0.02036 1459 646 501 312
16 There's no cell service out here but fortunately I have a land line. 1.7708 0.01493 2609 1126 955 528
17 Will you hold? I'm on the can. 1.7687 0.02234 1297 604 389 304
18 I've switched to Horizon. 1.7643 0.01733 2100 968 659 473
19 This phone's rates are cheap but there may be some strings attached. 1.7625 0.01659 2055 883 777 395
20 How in hell do I press option 1? 1.7598 0.02680 845 382 284 179
21 What do you mean it’s a bad connection? I’m on a land line. 1.7577 0.02006 1432 628 523 281
22 Better talk quick-I have to wind up this call... 1.7550 0.01765 1861 823 671 367
23 'Campbell Soup. Tech support.' 1.7546 0.02050 1426 645 486 295
24 I'm on my landline. 1.7502 0.01392 3078 1398 1051 629
25 It’ll work better once we get the kinks out. 1.7489 0.01578 2186 938 859 389
26 I assure you this is a secure line. 1.7478 0.01640 2090 917 783 390
27 Yeah, I’m still working remote. 1.7477 0.01866 1625 716 603 306
28 You sound a little tinny. 1.7454 0.01606 2133 927 822 384
29 Creamed corn, 16 oz. Why do you ask? 1.7417 0.01984 1498 685 515 298
30 We can talk. They can't trace it. 1.7338 0.01621 2164 980 780 404
31 No, they can’t find me out here. This is a burner can 1.7298 0.01786 1847 861 624 362
32 It’s definitely on your end. 1.7290 0.01989 1476 685 506 285
33 Guess what! I've just upgraded to fiber. 1.7248 0.02050 1388 648 474 266
34 Cordless? Since when? 1.7194 0.01704 1935 891 696 348
35 Can this wait? I’m on roaming. 1.7189 0.01768 1800 830 646 324
36 I thought I told you never to call me here." 1.7174 0.01761 1861 874 639 348
37 I got all dressed up thinking this was a zoom call. 1.7107 0.02561 847 393 306 148
38 Why yes, I am on a landline. 1.7078 0.01857 1742 852 547 343
39 I SAID, "WE'RE SAVING $14 A MONTH!" 1.7028 0.02542 922 452 292 178
40 I’m using my land line now. 1.6872 0.02552 828 393 301 134
41 How can I have the wrong number? It’s just two cans. 1.6868 0.03612 447 222 143 82
42 No, Mr. Giuliani,we are not being recorded. 1.6861 0.02271 1150 578 355 217
43 Okay, I’m out of the valley. Can you hear me now? 1.6838 0.02154 1145 542 423 180
44 It’s why they call it a landline 1.6838 0.02097 1208 572 446 190
45 Please continue to hold; your call is very important to us. 1.6834 0.02226 1137 557 383 197
46 Speak up! It's long distance. 1.6786 0.02332 980 469 357 154
47 The reception is bad. Try a baked bean # 2 can. 1.6738 0.02290 1033 503 364 166
48 This isn't what I had in mind when you said 'land line.' 1.6694 0.02389 968 480 328 160
49 I'm getting a lot of static. Is your can rusty? 1.6623 0.03489 462 234 150 78
50 I don’t mean to be ironic, but the phone reception is uncanny. 1.6620 0.02546 864 437 282 145
51 Sorry, you’ve got the wrong can. This is chicken noodle. 1.6589 0.02472 982 519 279 184
52 Yes, a large pepperoni with extra cheese. And if it's not delivered in 30 minutes it's free, right? 1.6532 0.02595 767 377 279 111
53 Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. Over. 1.6507 0.02741 730 372 241 117
54 I'm so glad you insisted on keeping the landline. 1.6504 0.02548 781 382 290 109
55 No, you hang up! 1.6476 0.02601 769 383 274 112
56 The reception is uncanny. 1.6429 0.02715 815 442 222 151
57 To begin the videoconference, please place the tin can over your eye. 1.6394 0.02731 832 462 208 162
58 Your call is important to us, please continue to hold 1.6384 0.02891 661 345 210 106
59 You know, service was just really bad with my wireless plan. 1.6373 0.02707 714 363 247 104
60 How did you find me? This is an unlisted can. 1.6358 0.02838 670 347 220 103
61 What a surprise! I haven't heard from you since we were kids. 1.6344 0.02758 733 387 227 119
62 Are you calling from the can? 1.6343 0.02754 752 402 223 127
63 I’m probably one of the last people to have a land line. 1.6292 0.03009 596 312 193 91
64 Yes, I HAVE thought about changing my long distance plan. . . 1.6274 0.02751 730 388 226 116
65 Speak up! I'm at the end of my rope! 1.6256 0.03060 577 304 185 88
66 Yes. I would like to upgrade my plan. 1.6248 0.02900 709 394 187 128
67 Are you on a secure can? 1.6246 0.02776 682 355 228 99
68 I'm not threatening you. This is literally my line in the sand. 1.6246 0.03016 618 333 184 101
69 So, you'll pay off my existing contract...and I get a new can?" 1.6233 0.02900 677 368 196 113
70 When everyone’s ready put me on speaker can. 1.6212 0.03200 557 304 160 93
71 The signal is great, but your voice sounds tinny. 1.6210 0.02684 723 377 243 103
72 All I did was press pound for more options.” 1.6191 0.03131 722 445 107 170
73 Yes, I am able to work remotely. 1.6186 0.02859 679 367 204 108
74 Ok, I’m alone now. 1.6145 0.03083 620 348 163 109
75 Sorry for the delay, there’s a long line ahead of me. 1.6144 0.03026 599 324 182 93
76 Yes, Mr. President, I do believe that this is a secure line. 1.6097 0.02900 638 344 199 95
77 It all comes down to canwidth. 1.6067 0.03166 539 293 165 81
78 What do you mean there are roaming charges? 1.6064 0.02961 658 370 177 111
79 Roaming charges?I'm not roaming. I'm lost. 1.6055 0.03108 578 320 166 92
80 Why yes, I do have a land line 1.6053 0.02884 636 343 201 92
81 Sorry but your calling plan doesn't include international calls. We don't have enough string. 1.6031 0.03122 514 271 176 67
82 Make it quick! I’m roaming so this will be expensive. 1.6022 0.03085 538 287 178 73
83 Sorry, I dropped the call and had to chase it down a hill. 1.6012 0.05782 173 98 46 29
84 Can confirm. The hills are not alive with the sound of music 1.6008 0.03253 526 293 150 83
85 I think you’re on mute. 1.5984 0.03138 498 262 174 62
86 Service will be down until we find the kink in the line. 1.5980 0.03124 490 255 177 58
87 Pull tighter, I can't hear you. 1.5979 0.03227 480 255 163 62
88 Yeah I don’t think I can make that Zoom call. 1.5953 0.03172 472 246 171 55
89 We've done it, Barbara! We've dealt the cell phone industry a death blow! 1.5947 0.04765 264 154 63 47
90 Okay I can talk now 1.5871 0.03328 482 269 143 70
91 I switched to my landline. Can you hear me better now? 1.5864 0.03226 457 242 162 53
92 Sorry, wrong number. 1.5856 0.03444 432 237 137 58
93 If you're the cable guy, we're just over the hill. 1.5856 0.03476 403 216 138 49
94 Please listen to the following options, our choices have changed recently. 1.5843 0.03454 433 239 135 59
95 Still better reception than AT&T. 1.5840 0.03843 375 214 103 58
96 I agree. No one needs a new phone every year. 1.5830 0.04845 223 124 68 31
97 So just what did you mean,"remote working"? 1.5825 0.03516 400 217 133 50
98 I’m happy with my current provider. 1.5811 0.03228 487 268 155 64
99 Jimmy, you son of a gun! I haven’t heard from you since we were kids.” 1.5801 0.03972 362 211 92 59
100 This plan has free unlimited roaming. 1.5749 0.03295 487 276 142 69
101 IT says keep the string taut. 1.5742 0.03666 418 244 108 66
102 Hello! We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.5741 0.03450 432 242 132 58
103 Why yes, my refrigerator is running. 1.5721 0.03582 451 268 108 75
104 Just a minute. I’ll get him. 1.5711 0.03522 408 228 127 53
105 You’re breaking up. Let me move to higher ground. 1.5710 0.03850 338 188 107 43
106 Have you tried turning it off and then on again? 1.5690 0.03557 413 235 121 57
107 How did you find me here? 1.5688 0.03424 429 240 134 55
108 Your call is very important to us. Please remain on the line. 1.5665 0.03622 406 234 114 58
109 I’m here, where are you? 1.5653 0.03649 421 249 106 66
110 I see two big areas of opportunity: water and telecommunications. 1.5645 0.03805 349 197 107 45
111 I'm calling long distance, so I'll make this quick. 1.5643 0.03463 381 206 135 40
112 Explain to me what you mean by 'roaming charges.' 1.5634 0.03546 410 234 121 55
113 No, it’s fine, I’m alone. 1.5628 0.03436 414 231 133 50
114 It's a long story. 1.5610 0.03848 328 183 106 39
115 Julie, I don’t think my wife will ever be able to trace this call. 1.5600 0.03609 425 252 108 65
116 Yes, I’m calling on my land line. 1.5595 0.03532 420 243 119 58
117 Working remotely is not exactly what I envisioned it would be. 1.5583 0.03614 360 199 121 40
118 I can hear you now. But the video is not coming through at all. 1.5566 0.03931 327 187 98 42
119 Yes, I’ll accept charges. 1.5562 0.03936 329 189 97 43
120 No, a charger is not going to help, but how are you for twine? 1.5556 0.03813 315 173 109 33
121 Gotta go. I'm at the end of my rope. 1.5542 0.04135 323 193 81 49
122 I know, but at this point I figure I'll just wait to upgrade to the iPhone 14. 1.5539 0.03443 408 230 130 48
123 We're sorry we cannot complete your call at this time. Please remove any remaining peas from your can and try again. 1.5536 0.03930 345 203 93 49
124 I SAID, "AT LEAST IT'S NOT ANOTHER ZOOM MEETING, RIGHT?" 1.5518 0.04029 357 219 79 59
125 I've just reached my roaming limit. 1.5516 0.04027 339 203 85 51
126 Hold on, I'm on a long distance call 1.5515 0.03519 388 219 124 45
127 Weak signal here. I’m on the land line. 1.5509 0.03396 383 209 137 37
128 You're breaking up. Are you on a sardine can? 1.5496 0.03841 393 242 86 65
129 I decided against the wireless plan and went with unlimited roaming. 1.5490 0.04240 306 184 76 46
130 At least I'll be able to find my way home. 1.5485 0.03930 330 192 95 43
131 Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. 1.5480 0.03875 354 210 94 50
132 You've reached the IRS. Please hold. 1.5457 0.04066 328 197 83 48
133 I've been on hold for acres.” 1.5426 0.04081 282 160 91 31
134 Are you interested in saving money on your long-distance plan? 1.5425 0.03859 341 200 97 44
135 Tell the Boss I've found a place that doesn't have broadband! 1.5415 0.03808 325 185 104 36
136 I can't hear you over the sound of the ocean. 1.5406 0.03952 320 187 93 40
137 We’re calling about your car’s extended warranty 1.5402 0.04033 348 215 78 55
138 What do you mean - I've reached the end of the line? 1.5401 0.03867 324 187 99 38
139 You’re sure this line is secure? 1.5390 0.04128 269 152 89 28
140 I'll be home late. They cancelled my paper airplane. 1.5387 0.04332 271 160 76 35
141 I havn't heard from you since we were kids! 1.5375 0.04053 307 181 87 39
142 Yes, I 'can' hear you. Get it? 'Can'?" 1.5373 0.04338 268 158 76 34
143 Yes, I'm on the secure line. 1.5364 0.04104 302 179 84 39
144 If this is a real medical emergency, hang up and dial 911. 1.5361 0.04008 332 201 84 47
145 Henry finally reached the limit on his extended coverage plan. 1.5341 0.04116 279 161 87 31
146 Alright, I think we're socially distanced enough. 1.5338 0.03912 296 168 98 30
147 This is Mark again with an important message about your automobile service contract which has expired. If you would like to keep coverage yell your name into the can to speak to a customer service agent or squeeze can nine times to decline coverage. 1.5296 0.04268 287 174 74 39
148 Thanks, but I'm happy with my current long-distance plan. 1.5290 0.04444 293 186 59 48
149 Did you know people still have landlines? 1.5287 0.04117 261 148 88 25
150 That’s great, honey. Now pass the can to your mother. 1.5273 0.03804 311 178 102 31
151 Please don’t hang up, I used my last can of food for this call. 1.5260 0.04131 289 172 82 35
152 When you said i’d have to work remotely, i didnt think it would be this remote 1.5252 0.03848 318 186 97 35
153 This never worked when I was a kid either. 1.5235 0.03953 298 174 92 32
154 Can I put you on hold? My shoe phone is ringing. 1.5233 0.04212 279 167 78 34
155 No, this is my land line. 1.5224 0.03824 335 200 95 40
156 Yes, it's a land line, but we still have some kinks to work out. 1.5215 0.04016 303 181 86 36
157 There's no cell coverage but fortunately I still have my old landline. 1.5208 0.04143 288 173 80 35
158 No, I’m definitely on a landline. 1.5204 0.04164 294 179 77 38
159 Yes,I checked all the cables,but it STILL sounds tinny. 1.5203 0.04306 271 164 73 34
160 Go ahead, I'm on a secure line. 1.5202 0.03772 321 187 101 33
161 You were lucky to catch me on my land line. 1.5200 0.04019 300 179 86 35
162 Try using a different can. 1.5198 0.03735 354 213 98 43
163 And finally, we promise to never string you along. 1.5187 0.04342 268 163 71 34
164 You can speak frankly - we're on a secure line. 1.5179 0.04212 307 193 69 45
165 Yes Sir, this line is secure. 1.5178 0.03878 309 182 94 33
166 Please put me on your dune not call list. 1.5177 0.04269 282 173 72 37
167 The spaghetti can you are calling is full. Please try again after lunch. 1.5176 0.04304 284 176 69 39
168 And they've even given me my own extension 1.5175 0.04379 257 155 71 31
169 Alexander Graham Who? 1.5169 0.05116 178 105 54 19
170 Text me. 1.5169 0.04190 267 158 80 29
171 Why, yes, I am working remotely. 1.5166 0.04306 271 165 72 34
172 Connection's spotty, but I'll always know my way back. 1.5161 0.03842 310 182 96 32
173 My qualifications? Well, first off, I won't be distracted by a smartphone... 1.5161 0.04151 279 167 80 32
174 Hello. Please send an Uber to 1960. 1.5160 0.04099 281 167 83 31
175 I can hear the ocean! 1.5147 0.04231 272 164 76 32
176 Actually, I was hoping you could take me off your Do Not Call list. 1.5145 0.05224 173 103 51 19
177 Waddaya mean 'Talk INTO the can.'? 1.5143 0.04428 245 147 70 28
178 Not to worry, Donald. I've still got the codes. 1.5142 0.04119 282 169 81 32
179 Yeah, I'm, like, the last person with a landline. 1.5141 0.04556 249 154 62 33
180 I downgraded to an I phone 1957.” 1.5138 0.04832 218 134 56 28
181 I was able to grandfather in my landline's rates. 1.5135 0.03858 296 172 96 28
182 Hill? This is Dale calling. 1.5134 0.04818 224 139 55 30
183 I’m away from my desk. 1.5125 0.04080 320 201 74 45
184 Fortunately I found a land line 1.5120 0.04141 291 178 77 36
185 Sorry, I’m away from my desk. 1.5119 0.03926 295 174 91 30
186 Thank you for your patience. You’re the next caller in line. 1.5114 0.04326 264 161 71 32
187 Well you said you wanted me nowhere near today’s meeting. 1.5112 0.04278 268 163 73 32
188 Why do I get the feeling I’m being strung along? 1.5112 0.04179 268 160 79 29
189 Press one for English. 1.5108 0.04435 278 177 60 41
190 Oops, losing tension, bye 1.5106 0.04405 235 139 72 24
191 The last land line 1.5105 0.04296 237 138 77 22
192 I'm calling you on my old land line. 1.5093 0.04234 269 163 75 31
193 Sorry, I can't hear you. I have some beans in my ear. 1.5092 0.04700 218 132 61 25
194 .“Jim, it’s me. I picked up my six-year-old’s phone by mistake this morning and the GPS led me to an endless wasteland where time has no meaning, so I’ll be a little late.” 1.5085 0.04232 293 184 69 40
195 Don't worry, Mother, I told you I'd never cut the cord. 1.5069 0.04624 217 130 64 23
196 Got the cash, in the denominations you asked for. And yeah ... No way the Feds tracked me on the cell. 1.5061 0.04577 245 153 60 32
197 Yes sir, I’m tracing the call as we speak. 1.5058 0.04321 259 158 71 30
198 This is great, I didn't think I'd get a signal out here. 1.5058 0.04286 259 157 73 29
199 Still better than AT&T. 1.5040 0.04614 250 159 56 35
200 Hi, this is Bert, the director of technology. 1.5038 0.04517 262 167 58 37
201 No extra votes out here, either, Mr. Trump. 1.5023 0.04964 213 135 49 29
202 The kids want new phones too. Buy some more soup. 1.5022 0.04657 229 142 59 28
203 When you said we'd still be working remote, this is not what I envisioned. 1.5021 0.04405 241 146 69 26
204 Why yes, I would be interested in changing my long distance carrier. 1.5017 0.04126 287 177 76 34
205 No, you're speaking with Prince Albert's attorney 1.5000 0.04856 214 134 53 27
206 No roaming charges! 1.5000 0.04548 222 134 65 23
207 Is this a secure line? 1.5000 0.04273 242 144 75 23
208 No deal. We’re too far apart. 1.5000 0.04607 224 137 62 25
209 Ok. How did you get this number?? 1.5000 0.04454 254 159 63 32
210 You sound tinny too. 1.4981 0.04201 269 165 74 30
211 I know you’re there, Ronald. I can hear the can rattling. 1.4981 0.04330 261 162 68 31
212 Am I on speaker phone? 1.4980 0.04391 245 150 68 27
213 What do you mean when you say no strings attached? 1.4979 0.04417 243 149 67 27
214 Yeah, I'm on a landline. . 1.4977 0.04839 215 135 53 27
215 Can you hold? I’ve got someone on my other string. 1.4966 0.04033 296 183 79 34
216 How did you get my number? 1.4962 0.04327 264 165 67 32
217 I’ll give you my canned response 1.4957 0.04583 234 146 60 28
218 All I hear is the ocean. 1.4955 0.04338 224 132 73 19
219 My phone can track your location. 1.4950 0.04702 200 120 61 19
220 Sorry, wrong extension. 1.4947 0.03985 283 171 84 28
221 You have a collect call from 1963... 1.4947 0.05360 188 122 39 27
222 Thanks, but I'm perfectly happy with my long distance service. 1.4943 0.04373 263 166 64 33
223 I found the perfect spot for a cell tower. 1.4940 0.04376 249 154 67 28
224 Yes, I would describe it as rural. 1.4940 0.04187 249 149 77 23
225 You sound tinny. 1.4937 0.04500 237 147 63 27
226 I'm calling from my free long-distance plan. 1.4933 0.04708 223 140 56 27
227 Loud and clear, Bob, but the GPS needs work. 1.4908 0.04283 273 173 66 34
228 I hear you, but your voice is a little tinny. 1.4906 0.04076 265 160 80 25
229 For sales Press #1 1.4902 0.04441 255 162 61 32
230 You caught me away from my desk. 1.4900 0.04338 249 154 68 27
231 I hear an echo; are you on speaker? 1.4897 0.04260 243 147 73 23
232 No, don't try to text me. 1.4879 0.04932 207 132 49 26
233 No, I don't think he's here. One minute while I look... 1.4873 0.04753 197 120 58 19
234 I can’t talk right now, I’m on the can. 1.4870 0.04879 193 119 54 20
235 No, it’s OK, I’m not driving. 1.4862 0.04744 218 138 54 26
236 Hi honey, I'm trying you from my landline. 1.4859 0.04186 249 151 75 23
237 I wired you the money. Didn't you get it? 1.4858 0.04584 247 160 54 33
238 Okay, I think it’s safe to talk now 1.4857 0.04428 245 154 63 28
239 The meeting is at Sarah's office, you imbecile, not the Sahara office! 1.4844 0.05221 192 125 41 26
240 Did you say that I'm roaming? No! I'm lost! 1.4843 0.04347 254 160 65 29
241 I thought it might be you. 1.4842 0.05047 190 120 48 22
242 There are always strings attached to these long distance plans. 1.4836 0.04780 213 135 53 25
243 You're going to have to speak up...I'm roaming. 1.4829 0.04739 234 153 49 32
244 You still have a Blackberry Can? Dude, get with it! 1.4824 0.04824 199 124 54 21
245 To continue in English pull cord once; para continuar en espanol tire de la cuerda dos veces 1.4822 0.04501 253 164 56 33
246 I need you to hold the line. 1.4818 0.04841 220 143 48 29
247 Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it again? 1.4818 0.04511 247 159 57 31
248 Yes, hello, I'm here for the IT position interview. 1.4813 0.04763 214 136 53 25
249 Wow, fiber is faster than cable! 1.4810 0.04489 210 127 65 18
250 I thought I told you not to call me here. 1.4803 0.04358 229 140 68 21
251 Could you please talk louder, I’m on a Land Line. 1.4793 0.04759 217 139 52 26
252 I’d like you to set up a conference call on this for early next week. How much string do we have? 1.4789 0.04590 213 132 60 21
253 How did you get this number? 1.4788 0.04390 236 147 65 24
254 Tomato soup. You? 1.4787 0.04813 211 135 51 25
255 I still can't hear you. 1.4786 0.04376 234 145 66 23
256 Please hold. 1.4781 0.04712 228 148 51 29
257 No, it is not possible to turn off my location services 1.4778 0.04855 203 129 51 23
258 No thank you, I'm quite happy with my long-distance service. 1.4778 0.03985 270 165 81 24
259 We have been trying to reach you regarding your car warranty. 1.4769 0.04306 260 166 64 30
260 Yeah, I left my cellphone at home again. 1.4759 0.05177 166 103 47 16
261 Oh, sorry, wrong can. 1.4757 0.04601 206 127 60 19
262 I had something else in mind when they asked if I wanted a land line 1.4746 0.04551 236 152 56 28
263 I asked you not to call me when you're on the can! 1.4742 0.04825 213 138 49 26
264 When I signed up for your unlimited roaming program... 1.4741 0.04486 232 147 60 25
265 Ooh, I hear the ocean! 1.4739 0.04669 211 133 56 22
266 Now, take a left… 1.4731 0.05083 167 103 49 15
267 Can, can you hear me now? 1.4715 0.04667 246 165 46 35
268 Can you repeat that? There's still some soup in my can. 1.4706 0.04736 221 144 50 27
269 We are calling to inform you that your car's warranty has expired.... 1.4706 0.05031 221 151 36 34
270 Come here and say that. 1.4703 0.04470 236 151 59 26
271 It’s so much better now with the 5G cans. 1.4700 0.04958 200 130 46 24
272 A suit and tie. And you? 1.4695 0.05499 164 107 37 20
273 I know you wanted to make long distance work, but I feel like you're just stringing me along. 1.4694 0.05817 147 96 33 18
274 Are you sure this line is secure? 1.4689 0.04397 209 127 66 16
275 You keep cutting out. 1.4688 0.05164 160 99 47 14
276 I’m here to interview for the remote position. 1.4684 0.04817 190 119 53 18
277 If you hold your ear to the can, you can hear the traffic. 1.4680 0.04487 203 124 63 16
278 I may lose you, I'm roaming. 1.4678 0.04996 171 106 50 15
279 Thank You for holding. Your call is important to us... 1.4674 0.04989 184 117 48 19
280 I upgraded to an extended plan. 1.4670 0.04426 227 143 62 22
281 I want to talk to you about your camel's extended warranty. 1.4667 0.04780 210 136 50 24
282 The Wichita salesman is still on the line. 1.4652 0.04871 187 118 51 18
283 No, I don't need an upgrade. 1.4646 0.04527 226 145 57 24
284 Are you interested in cheap, reliable broadband with no strings attached? 1.4645 0.05184 183 120 41 22
285 My wife kicked me out of the house. She says I spend too much time on the can. 1.4645 0.05126 183 119 43 21
286 This call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes. 1.4641 0.04843 209 137 47 25
287 I'm here for the audit 1.4641 0.05227 181 119 40 22
288 I said, good thing I enabled roaming." 1.4638 0.04732 207 133 52 22
289 Talk about social distance 1.4634 0.05359 164 106 40 18
290 Keep going. The string has to be taut. 1.4634 0.04865 205 134 47 24
291 Yes. When I put my cell phone inside the can, it works great. 1.4624 0.05233 186 124 38 24
292 Will I be charged for roaming? 1.4610 0.05763 154 103 31 20
293 'Why, yes, i'm a bit upset...I've been on hold for the past 55 miles!" 1.4588 0.04510 194 119 61 14
294 This connection is totally untraceable, right? 1.4587 0.04508 218 139 58 21
295 I'm looking for a typewriter so we can text. 1.4586 0.05225 181 120 39 22
296 Hi. Is this my childhood? Can I come back for a visit? 1.4581 0.05510 155 101 37 17
297 I’m an hour behind you, you’re on Mountain Time. 1.4578 0.04711 225 150 47 28
298 Do you know how long I've been on hold?! 1.4576 0.04465 236 154 56 26
299 Yes, I'll hold the line. 1.4556 0.05102 169 108 45 16
300 Hello. Uber? 1.4554 0.04763 202 131 50 21
301 For English press 1. For… 1.4551 0.05284 167 109 40 18
302 I might need to switch to another carrier. 1.4550 0.04711 189 119 54 16
303 We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.4545 0.04832 198 129 48 21
304 I’m on a land line 1.4533 0.04581 225 148 52 25
305 What dead zone? I'm on my landline! 1.4527 0.04932 201 134 43 24
306 Can we make the next call shorter? 1.4527 0.05536 148 96 37 15
307 Are you satisfied with your current long-distance calling plan? 1.4526 0.04449 190 116 62 12
308 For problems with your network connection, please stay on the line, and a representative will be happy to mock you. 1.4526 0.04520 232 153 53 26
309 I'll just text you instead. 1.4524 0.04868 210 141 43 26
310 Haven't we already stretched this conversation too far?! 1.4524 0.05260 168 110 40 18
311 I'm so glad I decided to keep the landline 1.4518 0.04795 197 128 49 20
312 Your destination is coming up on the left. 1.4514 0.05732 144 95 33 16
313 REP…RE…SEN...TA…TIVE. 1.4500 0.05852 140 93 31 16
314 When you said you had a land line you weren't kidding. 1.4486 0.04780 185 118 51 16
315 It's uncanny how good the reception is. 1.4485 0.04902 194 128 45 21
316 I switched to a plan that allows long distance calling for free. 1.4485 0.05010 194 130 41 23
317 Let me put you on hold. There's another call coming in. 1.4478 0.04508 201 127 58 16
318 CAN you hear me now? Ha ha, get it? Can? 1.4477 0.05034 172 111 45 16
319 Make this quick, they still charge for roaming. 1.4476 0.04626 210 137 52 21
320 _ou _ _ve _o p_ll th_ _he s_ring TI _H_ER 1.4475 0.05449 181 126 29 26
321 I'm not really pleased with my new mobile phone. 1.4475 0.04790 181 115 51 15
322 I could do without the MR SANDMAN background music while I wait. 1.4472 0.04595 199 127 55 17
323 No, I'm on my land line. 1.4471 0.04708 208 137 49 22
324 It kind of sounds like I'm hearing you through a tin can attached to a really long string. 1.4469 0.05142 179 119 40 20
325 Yeah, I can talk for a minute… Uh, about average size, I guess… Is it what?… No offense, Mr. President, but I don’t think that’s any of your fucking business. 1.4465 0.05173 215 154 26 35
326 What? What? My car warranty? 1.4464 0.05188 168 110 41 17
327 Can I interest you in a phone upgrade? 1.4460 0.05123 139 85 46 8
328 Your GPS has been deployed. Follow the string for the closest hotel. 1.4457 0.04971 175 113 46 16
329 We can't both talk at the same time. Okay? 1.4451 0.05273 173 116 37 20
330 Will you accept the charges? 1.4451 0.04896 182 118 47 17
331 The phone was cheap enough, but the extension cord cost a fortune. 1.4444 0.05030 162 103 46 13
332 I did say no electronics on this trip. 1.4439 0.04699 196 127 51 18
333 I can still hear you, Donald. Keep walking. 1.4439 0.05125 196 135 35 26
334 Sorry, but my phone doesn’t receive texts. 1.4439 0.05035 187 125 41 21
335 Yes, I'm calling long distance! 1.4438 0.04974 178 116 45 17
336 Tighten the what? 1.4433 0.04687 203 133 50 20
337 I’ll be listening in remotely. 1.4432 0.05132 185 125 38 22
338 I lost you there for a minute 1.4432 0.04949 176 114 46 16
339 Yeah, my new provider is great. Their roaming fees are phenomenally low! 1.4425 0.05055 174 114 43 17
340 I don’t know, I just like having a landline. 1.4420 0.04913 181 118 46 17
341 Are you ok? You sound a bit loopy. 1.4415 0.04660 188 120 53 15
342 Daddy will be home soon. 1.4413 0.04952 179 117 45 17
343 Don't panic, sir. We'll be able to locate you quickly by tracking your phone line. 1.4410 0.05421 161 108 35 18
344 No, you hang up first. 1.4404 0.04634 193 124 53 16
345 I’m glad we’re continuing to work remotely. 1.4404 0.04516 193 122 57 14
346 No, I will not walk you through that again. 1.4403 0.04935 159 100 48 11
347 Did you know your auto warranty is about to expire? 1.4400 0.04841 200 134 44 22
348 Marco . . . 1.4392 0.05850 148 102 27 19
349 I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I have a kink in my wire. 1.4390 0.04427 164 98 60 6
350 The plan includes unlimited yarn. 1.4389 0.04993 180 119 43 18
351 I can’t believe the line is busy…. 1.4387 0.05265 155 101 40 14
352 I'd like to change my long distance plan please. 1.4386 0.05442 171 118 31 22
353 My wifi's acting up so I'll keep my camera off for this meeting. 1.4386 0.05117 171 113 41 17
354 The warranty on your 2018 Subaru Outback... 1.4383 0.04949 162 103 47 12
355 They’ll get nothing if they subpoena this. 1.4379 0.05228 169 113 38 18
356 There's no one here by that name 1.4375 0.04751 208 140 45 23
357 You've got the wrong number. 1.4371 0.05064 167 109 43 15
358 Or push 5 to hear these options again. 1.4369 0.04735 206 138 46 22
359 Your call is very important to us. Please continue to hold. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
360 I can still hear the ocean! 1.4363 0.04562 204 133 53 18
361 Yes, I know that I said I was willing to work remote. 1.4360 0.05160 172 115 39 18
362 Let me call you back on my smoke signal… 1.4359 0.05470 156 105 34 17
363 Can I put you on hold? I’m getting another call. 1.4359 0.05078 156 100 44 12
364 I can't be too far from the ocean. I'm sure I can hear sea shells. 1.4356 0.04848 163 103 49 11
365 My webcam isn't working today, sorry boss! 1.4351 0.04869 154 96 49 9
366 Don't charge me roaming; I know my exact location. 1.4351 0.05287 154 101 39 14
367 I think you have the wrong century. 1.4351 0.05445 154 103 35 16
368 The can smells like tuna, but we don't have to wait for a signal. 1.4345 0.04897 168 108 47 13
369 And there's no strings attached? 1.4345 0.05433 145 95 37 13
370 I think we've got something here, if we can just work out a few kinks. 1.4345 0.05254 145 93 41 11
371 Well, hello! What a blast from the past! 1.4338 0.05493 136 88 37 11
372 Campbell's Soup, how may I direct your call? 1.4338 0.05393 136 87 39 10
373 Stringing you along? Technically, yes." 1.4337 0.05225 166 111 38 17
374 Have you been drinking? You sound a little loopy. 1.4337 0.04553 166 102 56 8
375 Whatever happened to no roaming fees no strings attached? 1.4337 0.05430 166 114 32 20
376 Your plan has no data or text but long distance calls are free. 1.4336 0.05304 143 92 40 11
377 Hold on, it will take a few days to transfer the call. 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
378 Are you sure there are no roaming charges? 1.4335 0.04936 173 113 45 15
379 Hello. Your voice sounds a bit tinny. 1.4326 0.05029 178 119 41 18
380 Mark my words Sir, this smart phone trend won’t last…twine & tin is the future. 1.4324 0.05352 148 97 38 13
381 What I do to keep my land line. 1.4320 0.04946 169 110 45 14
382 Someone from ATT will be out to bury your cable Sep 15, 16, 17, 18... 1.4316 0.06964 95 64 21 10
383 I've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty. 1.4315 0.05743 146 100 29 17
384 This is the last time I buy a phone plan at the mall! 1.4306 0.04631 209 140 48 21
385 I'd like to make a collect call. 1.4305 0.05440 151 101 35 15
386 So for now we just need you to pick up the slack. 1.4304 0.04866 158 100 48 10
387 On hold. The hills are alive with the sound of Muzak. 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
388 If this is an emergency, please shout "9-1-1" 1.4296 0.05811 135 91 30 14
389 What do you mean by long distance collect call ? 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
390 I have another call . . . . Can you hold? 1.4295 0.05492 149 100 34 15
391 During COVID, Herb took remote work a bit too seriously! 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
392 Yes, I'm in the office 1.4294 0.05072 163 107 42 14
393 Remote worker in Nebraska. 1.4286 0.05711 147 101 29 17
394 Yes,but I have unlimited data. 1.4286 0.04572 189 122 53 14
395 I think the static is coming from your end. 1.4286 0.04892 168 109 46 13
396 I think I hear the ocean! 1.4277 0.05005 159 103 44 12
397 Bye, now. Time to wrap things up. 1.4276 0.05411 152 102 35 15
398 Hello Verizon? I wanna talk about those roaming charges. 1.4276 0.05600 145 98 32 15
399 And then I said to the salesman, “Nope, I don’t want a smart phone. I just need something I can make calls on.” 1.4270 0.04946 185 125 41 19
400 I want a divorce." "Can't hear you, you bought a horse? 1.4267 0.05296 150 99 38 13
401 Can't ever get away from you telemarketers, can I? 1.4266 0.05389 143 94 37 12
402 Don't worry, the feds will never trace this call. 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
403 Oh yeh...I can hear the ocean now. 1.4255 0.05348 141 92 38 11
404 I am holding the line. 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
405 Still no sign of my desk. 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
406 Why, no--I didn't realize I owed money to the IRS! 1.4242 0.05282 132 84 40 8
407 You’re using a Spam can? 1.4242 0.05390 132 85 38 9
408 Are you aware your automobile's warranty is set to expire?" 1.4241 0.05103 158 104 41 13
409 Our company has gone fully remote. 1.4239 0.04842 184 123 44 17
410 Fifty percent more string for only $7.99 a month? That is a good deal! 1.4236 0.05879 144 101 25 18
411 Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s warranty. 1.4234 0.05835 137 94 28 15
412 Darn robo-calls, I knew I shouldn't have used a SPAM ham can. 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
413 What's included in the new unlimited plan? 1.4231 0.04817 182 121 45 16
414 Thank you for your patience. Your call is very important to us. A representative will be with you shortly. 1.4231 0.05535 156 108 30 18
415 This is my landline 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
416 Appreciate your looping me in. 1.4211 0.04966 171 114 42 15
417 I’m wearing a suit. Why? 1.4207 0.04968 164 108 43 13
418 You're coming in a bit too tinny. 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
419 It's either this or smoke signals. Everything else is down. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
420 So what are you wearing? 1.4195 0.04903 174 116 43 15
421 Can you hear me now? I'm on the landline. 1.4195 0.04971 174 117 41 16
422 Could you speak a little louder. 1.4192 0.04829 167 109 46 12
423 The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected. 1.4190 0.04805 179 119 45 15
424 It's a long story. I'm calling from my land line." 1.4185 0.05018 184 127 37 20
425 They made me head of communications. 1.4185 0.04585 184 120 51 13
426 Reception is bad here,gimme a chance to unwind. 1.4182 0.05091 165 111 39 15
427 Bill, you’re on mute. 1.4179 0.05734 134 91 30 13
428 Yes, I am working remotely today. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
429 Yes, I have the briefcase. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
430 I thought I told you I was looking for something with no strings attached? 1.4178 0.05647 146 101 29 16
431 Yeah. I lost my cellphone too. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
432 Make it quick. I'm on roaming. 1.4177 0.04853 158 102 46 10
433 Your tie is still too loud. 1.4176 0.05189 170 117 35 18
434 Long distance rates may apply. 1.4173 0.05856 127 86 29 12
435 At least we don't have to charge the batteries. 1.4173 0.05857 139 97 26 16
436 They wanted to charge me international minutes, so I'm calling on my landline. 1.4171 0.05269 175 123 31 21
437 Customer service? Yes, I’d like to drop this landline. 1.4167 0.05353 144 96 36 12
438 How many bars do you have? 1.4167 0.05095 168 114 38 16
439 That's why a no strings attached long distance relationship is better 1.4167 0.04953 168 112 42 14
440 No sir, roaming charges will not apply. 1.4161 0.05328 161 111 33 17
441 I can 1.4161 0.05735 137 94 29 14
442 It's so nice when someone actually picks up the tin can telephone to talk instead of just texting these days. 1.4161 0.05143 137 88 41 8
443 I’ve found your phone 1.4160 0.05923 125 85 28 12
444 Yes DMV Customer Service, I'm still holding 1.4160 0.06241 125 88 22 15
445 Please leave a message after I say ‘Beep.’ 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
446 Actually, I think I will be able to trace this call. 1.4150 0.05616 147 102 29 16
447 As I live and breathe, we haven't spoken since kindergarten!" 1.4148 0.05502 135 90 34 11
448 Empty toilet paper rolls used to work better. 1.4148 0.05602 135 91 32 12
449 Press 1 to speak with an operator. 1.4146 0.05183 164 112 36 16
450 Please stay on the line, Your call is important to us..." 1.4146 0.05325 164 114 32 18
451 But operator, I already upgraded to a smart can. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
452 I think you need to move your hand away from your mouth. 1.4143 0.05363 140 93 36 11
453 Yes, I’m on a secure line. 1.4142 0.04711 169 110 48 11
454 Could you speak up? We seem to have a few crimps in the connection. 1.4135 0.04376 208 138 54 16
455 The reception is great but I can still smell green beans. 1.4130 0.05317 138 91 37 10
456 I’ll tell him as soon as he comes in. 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
457 Looks like the Republicans took over the FCC. 1.4129 0.05552 155 109 28 18
458 I can hear you better here. Go on. 1.4129 0.04648 155 98 50 7
459 No honey, I’m not pretending to have a bad connection. 1.4127 0.05083 189 134 32 23
460 Let me back up a little. 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
461 You forgot your lunch. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
462 What’s that? I need to pull the cord tighter? 1.4125 0.05199 160 109 36 15
463 Hold on a minute, I have soup in my ear. 1.4125 0.04888 160 105 44 11
464 I don’t need Wi-Fi. I have a smart cord. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
465 Hi, you can't miss me...glasses, checked tie, holding a briefcase. I'll be right here. 1.4121 0.05157 165 113 36 16
466 Try taking a few steps back. 1.4118 0.05039 153 101 41 11
467 Don't forget the bread and milk. 1.4113 0.05237 141 93 38 10
468 Hi, I had to pull a lot of strings to make this call ☎️ 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
469 I feel like we're talking in circles. 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
470 What's a Luddite? 1.4109 0.05887 129 89 27 13
471 No, I'm not interested in cord-cutting. 1.4107 0.05159 168 116 35 17
472 That’s pretty kinky. 1.4104 0.04993 134 85 43 6
473 I'm not lost, but could you tell me where I am? 1.4104 0.04705 173 114 47 12
474 ARE YOU JUST STRINGING ME ALONG? 1.4103 0.05134 156 105 38 13
475 I know, right? I just upgraded to a new can. 1.4103 0.04971 156 103 42 11
476 You’ve reached Overhill & Dale LLC 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
477 We should tap their phones, but we'll need better equipment. 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
478 Yes, I’d like to order an Uber please. Preferably one with two humps and a non-spitter.” 1.4097 0.05947 144 104 21 19
479 You’re my only client who still uses a landline. 1.4096 0.04914 166 111 42 13
480 How on earth did you track me down? 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
481 I'll pick some up on the way home. 1.4085 0.05111 142 93 40 9
482 Verizon. Why do you ask? 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
483 What do you mean my can has been hacked? 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
484 Move back a few miles. The line has to be tight. 1.4080 0.06127 125 88 23 14
485 You're right, the signal is better than At&T. 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
486 What do you mean, I have to pull it straight for the thing to work? 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
487 Sorry, you’re breaking up on me. 1.4074 0.05148 162 111 36 15
488 How can I press 1 to continue? 1.4072 0.05177 167 116 34 17
489 Hold on a sec, the line's gone limp. 1.4071 0.05711 113 74 32 7
490 You're not worried about the roaming charges? 1.4067 0.04739 150 96 47 7
491 Tension? You think more tension is going to help!? 1.4062 0.05370 128 84 36 8
492 Correct. I have no interest in giving up my landline 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
493 Has Charlotte joined? Hello? Who just joined? 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
494 Yes, sir. You will be charged for roaming. 1.4059 0.04756 170 113 45 12
495 Now pull it tight! 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
496 Could you call me on my cell phone next time, please? 1.4056 0.05088 180 127 33 20
497 Yes. I prefer it to AT&T as well. 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
498 You're probably wondering why we asked you to wear a tie. 1.4052 0.05442 153 107 30 16
499 You mean we don't have to social-distance anymore? 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
500 Just a reminder,your auto warranty is about to expire! 1.4051 0.04958 195 139 33 23
501 Finally I'm free of 5g radiation 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
502 Can't text you. I only have a landline. 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
503 Spam risk? Seriously 1.4048 0.06392 126 92 17 17
504 You promise this line is untraceable? 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
505 Let's see if I have this right. Thin crust, olives, onion, sausage... 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
506 Works great! Now, if we attach an Etch-A-Sketch to this mobile unit, I think we've really got something! 1.4041 0.05716 146 104 25 17
507 Yes, it's a little short on apps, but let's see hackers tap it! 1.4037 0.05315 161 113 31 17
508 I refuse to pay extra for wifi! 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
509 Hello, is this long distance? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
510 Yes, it's a land line. 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
511 This is Mr. Luddite. 1.4029 0.05472 139 95 32 12
512 So fun reconnecting with childhood friends. 1.4028 0.04959 144 94 42 8
513 Why yes, I was just thinking about extending my cars warranty. 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
514 Yes, I’d love to talk about extending my car’s warranty. 1.4027 0.05380 149 103 32 14
515 My cell doesn’t work in these hills, so I’m using my landline! 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
516 Uber? 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
517 You said to call you on this line about the car warranty renewal. 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
518 No. Hills are dead. No music. 1.4019 0.06486 107 75 21 11
519 It's fine - I have a long distance plan. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
520 Press 2? 1.4015 0.05718 137 96 27 14
521 Zoom meeting? What's a zoom meeting? I thought you said dune meeting! 1.4015 0.05429 137 93 33 11
522 I'm calling about the treehouse that's for sale. 1.4014 0.05659 142 100 27 15
523 I knew that solar flare was going to be bad news. 1.4013 0.05049 152 102 39 11
524 No. You have the wrong number. 1.4012 0.05140 162 112 35 15
525 What do you mean I’ve called the wrong number? 1.4000 0.06151 115 80 24 11
526 I heard that. This is a butt call, isn't it? 1.4000 0.05516 150 106 28 16
527 Yes. I want to cut the cord. Hello…? 1.4000 0.05823 145 105 22 18
528 Now if only I could reach out and touch someone. 1.4000 0.05216 145 98 36 11
529 Are you saying that my monthly fee will increase unless I upgrade to a new can? 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
530 Yes, Mr. President, I'm sure that this line is secure. 1.4000 0.05031 160 109 38 13
531 Hello this is the cable company. Thank you for holding" 1.4000 0.05065 135 88 40 7
532 It's working but bandwidth may be an issue. 1.3988 0.04888 163 110 41 12
533 I can’t help feeling that you are stringing me along. 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
534 You‘re breaking up. You’ll have to get farther away. 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
535 Have you seen my cellphone? 1.3984 0.05243 128 84 37 7
536 I've already asked to be removed from your "do not string" list. 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
537 It's Horizon not Verizon 1.3981 0.06570 108 77 19 12
538 Wait, I can’t hear you. Let me put you on speakerphone. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
539 I can’t hear you Maria, did you say the bills are alive? 1.3975 0.05006 161 110 38 13
540 Are you happy with your current string provider? 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
541 Its your mother. Call me. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
542 This is the best way to reach me, on vacations 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
543 I'll be home soon, dear. I'm just unwinding. 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
544 I'm at the end of the line. I got canned, feel deserted, and have baggage. The worst part? It's a tie. 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
545 Is that better now? I’m on a landline. 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
546 Cristo? 1.3967 0.05924 121 84 26 11
547 Para español, oprima el número dos. 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
548 Late student loan payment???!!! Damn, you guys are good. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
549 Ready to start working remotely? 1.3961 0.05081 154 105 37 12
550 What's not to like. I can write it off plus it has unlimited minutes. 1.3960 0.05372 149 104 31 14
551 Hello? Jim? The address you sent me seemed to have been wrong. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
552 You sound a bit tinny. 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
553 This is a collect call from the 20th Century. Will you accept charges? 1.3953 0.05763 129 90 27 12
554 Please continue to hold. Your rinsed-out Dinty Moore can is VERY important to us... 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
555 Prince Mohammed to Don Jr., over? 1.3947 0.05294 152 106 32 14
556 Yeah, sure it’s a bit more expensive—but I still don’t trust the reliability of wireless. 1.3946 0.04793 185 129 39 17
557 The secret to the great reception is string theory. Twine equals MC squared. 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
558 Did you wax your string? 1.3942 0.06324 104 72 23 9
559 I forgot where I parked my car. 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
560 Yes this is Prince Albert, but no I'm not in the can. 1.3942 0.05708 137 97 26 14
561 Still can't hear you. Hang up and I'll call you back. 1.3939 0.05767 132 93 26 13
562 Another SPAM call. 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
563 Okay. Now pull it taut. 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
564 Yeah, I miss all my apps, and talking while driving is a bit of a challenge. 1.3937 0.05380 127 85 34 8
565 Celery phone? Whats a 'celery' phone?! Why? I can hear you perfectly fine on this one... 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
566 Now I just think you're just stringing me along. 1.3934 0.05277 122 80 36 6
567 The warranty on your vehicle has expired or about to expire 1.3931 0.05113 145 98 37 10
568 Don't worry about any dropped calls. I'm on a land line. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
569 This really could have been a text. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
570 Off the grid? Sure. But off the can? Never! 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
571 I’m working remotely today. 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
572 It sounds like I'm in Montana because I'm in Montana. 1.3922 0.05424 102 65 34 3
573 I don’t need to worry about being out of signal and it helps me find my way back - what’s not to like? 1.3920 0.05315 125 83 35 7
574 So I heard through the grapevine, then across the corn field, then atop the mountain ridge, then up along the plateau... 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
575 I’m considering going cordless. 1.3916 0.05790 143 104 22 17
576 I said, "WE NEED TO TIGHTEN UP OUR LINES OF COMMUNICATIONS!" 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
577 This is your final notice! Your landline is no longer supported and is being teminated... 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
578 Sir, your wife has been trying to reach you on line two. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
579 Actually, the service out here is surprisingly good. 1.3910 0.05100 133 88 38 7
580 Can hear me now? 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
581 Hey Can, find water near me. 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
582 If you’ve passed the tenth Starbucks, you’ve gone too far 1.3906 0.05894 128 91 24 13
583 And the best part is that roaming is included! 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
584 Call me old fashioned, but I prefer landlines 1.3905 0.05661 105 69 31 5
585 The phone is cheap but the roaming plan is awesome! 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
586 Hang on, I’ve another call 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
587 It’s a remote position. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
588 All of our agents are busy serving other customers. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
589 I’m sorry, but this long-distance relationship isn’t really working for me. 1.3900 0.06178 100 68 25 7
590 Is your can 5G ? 1.3899 0.05040 159 110 36 13
591 I'd like to speak to you about the roaming charges on my recent bill. 1.3898 0.05387 118 78 34 6
592 Yes, really, I'm just parking now. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
593 I didn't accomplish much pounding sand. What do you want me to do next? 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
594 The Great Call of China 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
595 You're breaking up. Pull the string tighter! 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
596 Sorry, I just needed some time to unwind. 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
597 I’d like a large pepperoni pizza. And the order is free if it doesn’t get here in 30 minutes, right? 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
598 You’ve got me on the landline. 1.3882 0.04764 152 101 43 8
599 How did you find me? 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
600 So you’re saying to get to you I should follow the cord? 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
601 I left you a wire 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
602 Give me a second and let me put in my headphones. 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
603 I can’t really tell any improvement in CAN 14 from CANs 1 through 13 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
604 You're breaking up, I think there might be a herd of cattle a few miles back. 1.3871 0.05918 124 88 24 12
605 No. Your other left. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
606 No, not Spectrum or Verizon. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
607 I think someone just picked up the extension. 1.3858 0.05921 127 91 23 13
608 Hello Grandma? I’m still looking for the river and the woods. 1.3858 0.05921 127 91 23 13
609 Are you sure this call can’t be traced? 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
610 Hold on, I think someone's on the other line... 1.3856 0.04830 153 103 41 9
611 'The hills are alive buddy, but you only call when you want something! 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
612 We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
613 Senator, please vote for the infrastructure bill. 1.3852 0.05986 122 87 23 12
614 Everything you say sounds kinky. 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
615 No. Are YOU over the hill? 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
616 I said "wireless plan," not "wired can." 1.3846 0.05847 104 70 28 6
617 Raise your arm if you can hear me. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
618 I know the audio stinks, but it can’t be hacked. 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
619 It's like you're next door. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
620 Yea my Wi-Fi is off. Can you hear me now? 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
621 Can you repeat that, I’m losing the thread. 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
622 I pictured something different when they told me I’d be working remotely. 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
623 Yes, this is a landline." 1.3840 0.05302 125 84 34 7
624 This is my upgrade? 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
625 You forgot your charger. 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
626 Yes, operator, can you connect me with the Tree House. 1.3835 0.05819 133 96 23 14
627 Please hold, your call is very important to us. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
628 Recalculating… 1.3830 0.05099 141 96 36 9
629 No, I can't come over to your house and play today. 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
630 I know your options have changed but I really need to talk to someone. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
631 I said I’m not getting your texts 1.3824 0.05328 136 94 32 10
632 We're sorry. The number you have dialed is no longer in service. 1.3824 0.05328 136 94 32 10
633 You say my tie is too loud? 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
634 Well, it's still better than AT&T 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
635 Granted, it needs a long extension cord, but it can’t be hacked. 1.3821 0.05599 123 85 29 9
636 You were right, this was a much better idea than paying for long-distance. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
637 I wouldn’t string you along. We offer the best wireless plan available. 1.3817 0.05249 131 89 34 8
638 It's Christo. 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
639 Yes, Ma, I'm wearing your checkered tie. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
640 We're returning your call. You asked about roaming charges?" 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
641 How much is your wireless plan? 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
642 I'm glad we resolved the tension between us. 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
643 speak up, you sound a bit soupy 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
644 Out here the network is not fiber optic, just fiber. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
645 Never needs recharging, you don't say. 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
646 This is no better than yodelling! 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
647 Hi gang, Tom here with my video off." 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
648 Ever tried wireless? 1.3797 0.04886 158 109 38 11
649 Before we discuss upgrading your phone, can you tell me what you spend on cable? 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
650 Hi, I'm calling on a recorded line about your car warranty. Can you hear me OK? 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
651 It worked great when I was a kid. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
652 You said to call on your land line. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
653 Can you hear me now?" "Good. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
654 I’ll be late for dinner. 1.3788 0.05105 132 89 36 7
655 Yes, Maria, I know they’re alive. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
656 Other than sounding a little tinny, you're coming in fine. 1.3786 0.05539 103 68 31 4
657 Please hold for the next cutomer service representative. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
658 Really! And that includes cable? 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
659 The signal strength is terrible but on the upside, there’s no monthly fee. 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
660 Dammit Smithers, I didn’t say, “Go close the Sahara deal!’ 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
661 How will I know where to find you? 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
662 We can talk now, I finally found a quiet spot. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
663 It's clearer than my smartphone. 1.3776 0.06570 98 70 19 9
664 Yeah, but the connection is great and there are no roaming charges. 1.3772 0.05343 114 76 33 5
665 I need to update my can. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
666 How can it possibly be a wrong number? 1.3770 0.05375 122 83 32 7
667 Hi mom. Of course I was going to call you! 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
668 I am sorry. You must have the wrong number. 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
669 Oh Boy! Al, 1975 really sucks. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
670 There's not enough tension between us. 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
671 No, this is not Joe, you must have the wrong can. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
672 No, but I get the general buzz. 1.3762 0.05777 101 68 28 5
673 I just made the switch to cable. 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
674 Take this, AT&T! 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
675 Do you have Prince Albert in a can? 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
676 Speaking. 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
677 Talk fast, my string is about to run out. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
678 Should have upgraded sooner from yarn to parcel twine. 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
679 What's that? You're standing right behind me? 1.3750 0.06826 96 70 16 10
680 This better be a very elaborate emergency. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
681 Sorry. I must have butt-dialed you again. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
682 How kind of you to call! I would love to extend my warranty! 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
683 Did someone just join? 1.3750 0.05301 120 81 33 6
684 Hello? How did you get this number? 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
685 Christo! How are you and Jeanne-Claude doing? 1.3750 0.05651 144 106 22 16
686 You know this call is traceable, right? 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
687 You wait till I’m in the middle of nowhere on a sales trip, and then you can me?! 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
688 Can you take me off speaker? 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
689 Damn, I thought I blocked your number. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
690 Direction? Just follow the cord. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
691 I’m taking full advantage of my plan’s free unlimited roaming. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
692 All I hear are crickets. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
693 It must be your cup. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
694 Clue #24: A golf course in Florida. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
695 Yes, I'm using my i-can! 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
696 Please press 1 for English" 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
697 To reach an operator, please pull the line. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
698 It's based on string theory. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
699 I think in order for this to work the string needs to be taut. 1.3723 0.05855 94 63 27 4
700 Yes I can hold 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
701 Can you make it short, my roaming charges are ridiculous 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
702 After a year of working remotely, Bob began to question what that actually meant. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
703 I suspect terrain is only a small part of the reception problem. 1.3719 0.05395 121 83 31 7
704 Hello Big Tech, I've found a loophole. 1.3719 0.06000 121 88 21 12
705 Yes, the chip shortage has reduced us to this. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
706 I’ll take one large pizza, and 10,000 courtesy cups of water. 1.3717 0.06434 113 84 16 13
707 My volume's all the way up but it still sounds like you're in a can. 1.3714 0.05397 140 100 28 12
708 Don’t worry about the area code. 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
709 It’s the New Yorker calling. We want our cartoon back. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
710 Really wish this thing had Google Maps. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
711 These hills have great stock tips! 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
712 So, just exactly what are your roaming fees? 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
713 Okay, so I took the left. Say — am I being laid off? 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
714 Working from home today 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
715 The password is "get lost" 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
716 The reception here is better than I was getting on my cell. 1.3704 0.05014 135 92 36 7
717 No sir I believe I asked for a wired phone, not a weird one! 1.3704 0.05538 135 97 26 12
718 I'm heading to the office right now ... I've been working remotely . 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
719 Long distance: the early years. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
720 It’s choppy but it beats turning my Zoom camera on 1.3697 0.05951 119 86 22 11
721 Actually, yes, I would be interested in a cell phone plan. 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
722 Allrighty, so when I find Ariadne I should tell her Theseus is running late for dinner? 1.3696 0.06687 92 66 18 8
723 I come from a long line of telephone operators. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
724 We're calling about your extended car warranty. 1.3696 0.05137 184 139 22 23
725 Don't hold the phone too close.The fax is on the way. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
726 No, I’m sorry you have the wrong number. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
727 your call cannot be completed as dialed 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
728 We thank you for being a longterm customer. We would be happy to send a repairman to investigate your problem. But so you know, if the problem is with your can there will be a 50 dollar service fee. 1.3689 0.05726 122 87 25 10
729 And I don't pay extra for roaming. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
730 For English press 1... 1.3687 0.05141 160 116 29 15
731 Siri, can you hear me? 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
732 Relax, this line is completely untraceable. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
733 Let me call you back when I'm in a better century. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
734 'Hello? Yes, I'm featuring in yet another impossible to caption cartoon' 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
735 can you hear me now?...can you hear me now? 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
736 This IS my good ear! 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
737 You told me not to call your landline so I'm using the cloud instead. 1.3675 0.05374 117 80 31 6
738 You’re on mute. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
739 I hear you, but she's still selling seashells by the seashore. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
740 I know, right? Here I am, absolutely in the middle of nowhere, and reception is perfect! I should've gone analog years ago." 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
741 Nuts! I tolkd my son not to kick this one. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
742 Your call cannot be completed. Your string must be stretched tautly between two tin cans, without contact with any other objects. 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
743 Make it quick… I gotta hop on a Zoom call 1.3672 0.05067 128 87 35 6
744 “It’s really easy to use and there’s no contract.” 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
745 Yes, I can hear you now and mom has peanut butter sandwiches ready for us! 1.3667 0.06969 90 66 15 9
746 Hello. I would like to speak to you about your camels extended warranty. 1.3667 0.05284 120 82 32 6
747 I can’t hear you I think someone is on the line 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
748 Why would I have a blue tooth? 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
749 Hello? HR? Is this remote enough? 1.3661 0.05229 112 75 33 4
750 I really oughta go cordless 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
751 O.K. Now back up until it is taut. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
752 Hello, you have reached God's answering service. Please tug once for Heaven or twice for Hell. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
753 Yodel-ay-hee-hoo? 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
754 Hello! I'd like to speak with my inner child, please. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
755 If this is an emergency, hang up and accept your fate. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
756 Yes, but think of the data we're saving. 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
757 It drops calls a lot less than my old phone. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
758 It’s long distance. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
759 Of course I'm upset, you're stringing me along. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
760 I’ll get you on the landline 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
761 I'll try to stay on the line 'til I get there, but it'll be a stretch. 1.3644 0.06331 118 89 15 14
762 I hate this song... 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
763 Next time, opt for the unlimited plan. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
764 Is this land line secure? 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
765 I appreciate the cost-cutting but I didn’t mean a literal shoe string. 1.3636 0.05093 165 121 28 16
766 You sound kinkier than I expected. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
767 Oooh…that sounds so kinky! 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
768 Press 1 to speak to a customer representative… 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
769 I told you never to call me here 1.3636 0.05282 110 74 32 4
770 It’s the cheapest mobile phone plan they had but their coverage is surprisingly good. 1.3636 0.07439 88 67 10 11
771 The wireless plan was just getting too expensive. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
772 I can't wire you the money until I know the line's secure. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
773 Long distance charges may apply “ 1.3630 0.05109 135 94 33 8
774 Can you hear me now? It's a new extension line. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
775 Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
776 Is this a safe line? 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
777 Del? Monty here... 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
778 No, I don’t think I got your text message. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
779 At the clank, please record your message. 1.3622 0.04958 127 86 36 5
780 My kids think I’m a dinosaur. 1.3622 0.04830 127 85 38 4
781 Sure mom, go ahead and cut the cord. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
782 It’s really cut down on my screen time. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
783 Wonderful! I was hoping for a call from my childhood! 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
784 How about now? 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
785 Can I get large pepperoni and a dozen wings, please? 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
786 Did you say that the merger went through or that the virgin turned blue? 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
787 ...and we can't afford the payments on the briefcase anymore, either. 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
788 Well, I better let you go Jim. I always loose reception after this next hill. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
789 1G technology 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
790 I need a phone plan with no strings attached. 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
791 How do I know you're not just some telemarketer? 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
792 Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
793 I’m actually talking to you on my new innovation; no cell towers required; built-in location tracing. 1.3609 0.05045 133 92 34 7
794 We’ll be there between 1884 and 1887 to try and find the fault. 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
795 And the best part is, no data caps. 1.3607 0.05342 122 85 30 7
796 Mom, you really need to get a smart phone. 1.3605 0.05370 147 108 25 14
797 Bill, we said "six feet" not "six miles" in our covid memo. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
798 May I call you later? The reception up in the hills isn't very good. 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
799 You left the toilet seat up. 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
800 How did you find me? This is an unlabeled can. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
801 I must need a larger can. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
802 Hello, tech support? 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
803 I declined the wireless plan and went with unlimited roaming. 1.3600 0.05836 125 92 21 12
804 Please hold and an operator will be with you shortly. 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
805 Am I holding this right? Hello? Hello? 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
806 Why must you keep asking that? Yes, I can hear you now. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
807 I'm not on social media. 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
808 I love hearing the ocean 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
809 Long distance operator, may I help you? 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
810 When I get there, how will I find you? 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
811 Tell them the supply chain problem is solved. 1.3592 0.05494 103 70 29 4
812 Trust me on this, wireless cans will never work. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
813 I call it the Interstring. 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
814 Pick up some lemons on the way home? 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
815 Let’s talk about your car’s extended warranty 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
816 Drop me a line whenever. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
817 There's no wireless service here. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
818 There’s no signal out here so I’m using a landline. 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
819 I can barely hear you--check for knots on your end. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
820 I thought you said “No strings attached.” 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
821 Pull the string tighter. All I hear is the ocean. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
822 Landlines are still essential. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
823 Darn, they were serious about that "as the crow flies" thing . . . 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
824 Well, yes, I'm nude, too. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
825 It sounds like the rumors are true; you've been canned! 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
826 Hang on, I've got another call. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
827 Zoom is for nerds. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
828 I think we shouldn't have used cans from baked beans. Everything sounds like a fart. 1.3566 0.05803 129 96 20 13
829 Sorry, didn’t realize this was a Zoom call. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
830 Can I put you on hold? 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
831 Roaming charges do apply 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
832 I don't know.....CAN I hear you now? 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
833 Get off your can and get back to work. 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
834 Let them try to tap this phone. 1.3558 0.05278 104 70 31 3
835 Send more string. 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
836 Mr. Watson! Come here! 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
837 Oh, I know it has to be pulled taut! 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
838 I know, but all of the apps are free. 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
839 Yes! The line was tighter before this glacier melted. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
840 Of course I found a secure line. I'm a "can-do" guy. 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
841 Oh, no! I can never get reception from Bush's Baked Beans to this damn Campbell's Mushroom Soup of mine. 1.3554 0.06082 121 91 17 13
842 Hi, I’m out front now. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
843 You’re breaking up. Try standing on one foot. 1.3551 0.05353 107 73 30 4
844 Buy more Campbell’s stock. 1.3548 0.04460 155 106 43 6
845 Now put the briefcase down, and don’t try to trace this call. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
846 There’s no one home. 1.3545 0.05260 110 75 31 4
847 Hey Sri are you there? 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
848 Your call can't be completed as dialed, hang up and try again later 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
849 Where are you? 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
850 A suit. What about you? 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
851 Are you sure you’re not just stringing me along. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
852 Hello! Hello? I think you might be asking if I'm ready to return to the office but it's such a bad line, gotta hang up now... 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
853 I've got to go, I'm entering a tunnel. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
854 Local calls only on this line! 1.3540 0.06018 113 83 20 10
855 ´Spam likely’ 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
856 When I said I liked good old fashioned communication skills I didn't mean this... 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
857 What’s next? Looking for a trail of breadcrumbs? 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
858 Is this the end of the line? 1.3534 0.04797 133 91 37 5
859 The return to analog was proving to be more complicated than Bill remembered. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
860 Yes, yes, I can hear you. Now where am I supposed to leave the ransom money? 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
861 For technical support, press 2. 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
862 Limited talk, text and data. No strings attached. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
863 I'd send the smiley face emoji, but the fees are astronomical. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
864 I told you I’d be unplugging! 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
865 Your remaining wait time is now two miles and thirty feet. 1.3520 0.05112 125 87 32 6
866 No, I do not have a fax number. Those things are outdated. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
867 Trust me, this conversation has no strings attached. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
868 I’m calling about your fort insurance. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
869 Yes, I'm sure we're on a secure line. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
870 Doug's boss insisted he keep some form of communication open during his vacation. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
871 Are you sure the line is encrypted!? 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
872 Your faint, but what do you mean The string has to be taut? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
873 No, I’m on my mobile. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
874 I am too old-school to work remotely! 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
875 Sure, the team may be over the hill but the rumor is, it’s in the can. 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
876 Yes it is. That’s why it’s called Canada. Do you like my haircut? 1.3509 0.06102 114 85 18 11
877 Pull the what tight? 1.3509 0.05973 114 84 20 10
878 I'd like to talk to about our new long distance service. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
879 … thank you for holding. Please stay on the line and a customer service representative will be with you shortly. Your estimated wait time is 4 hours and 53 minutes. Your time is valuable to us … 1.3509 0.06102 114 85 18 11
880 Landlines are over the hill now. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
881 Weird, I still can't hear a thing. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
882 That's exactly along the line that I was thinking! 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
883 Please unmute yourself. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
884 Yes, I'm here. Can you hear me now? 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
885 Can you hold the line? 1.3504 0.05472 117 83 27 7
886 Hey God. It's me again. 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
887 Can you make this quick ? I'm trying to keep this line open. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
888 Can you hear me now? What about now? Can you hear me now? 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
889 Tight?? NOW you tell me. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
890 I can hear my house from here! 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
891 Wi-fi free. No strings attached. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
892 But landline was part of the bundle. 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
893 Long distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
894 I don't see him around. Would you like to leave a message? 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
895 Yeah, the lack of 5G out here has made me feel a lot better, too! 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
896 Yes sir, this call is completely untraceable. 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
897 Hang on. I think I'm in a dead zone. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
898 Why? No cell towers. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
899 Please listen carefully as our menu has changed. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
900 I’ll call you back when I get things straightened out 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
901 The hills have lines. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
902 I just extended my landline service. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
903 Mr. Bannon, I'm still working on your case. How hot is hell these days, anyway? 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
904 Nah. A flip phone is too complicated. 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
905 Hi there, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
906 Try turning the modem off then on. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
907 Did you get my wire? 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
908 At first I loved remote work, but now it feels like there are strings attached. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
909 You're gonna need a bigger can! 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
910 Please get to the point, I'm running out of wire. 1.3478 0.04674 138 95 38 5
911 Take me off speaker, Bob. 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
912 Keep going. You have to pull it taut. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
913 Free Roaming and No Robo-Calls 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
914 No, I’m on broadsand … 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
915 Reception might be bad, there’s a valley below! 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
916 Energy Drink speaking. How's my little Pumpkin Pie? 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
917 Alexander, are you stringing me along? This is Watson, after all. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
918 Clear as a bell! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
919 Now just follow the string to the office 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
920 Two subscribers and counting! We should have AT&T on the ropes in no time! 1.3462 0.05426 104 72 28 4
921 No, I don't think anyone is listening in. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
922 Why yes, I "can" hear you! 1.3462 0.05251 104 71 30 3
923 No I won’t give up my land line. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
924 We need milk? I just passed the grocery store ten miles ago! 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
925 We've been trying to reach you, your car warranty has expired. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
926 I need to drop off the call. I’m in a hands free area. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
927 Am I on speaker? 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
928 It’s the friends and family plan for those who hate their friends and family 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
929 This is really remote. 1.3453 0.04758 139 97 36 6
930 The FBI ? We got the dirt on Trump. Hunter is clear. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
931 I'm not sure I know how to swipe right. 1.3451 0.05299 113 79 29 5
932 Your vehicle warranty is about to expire. And if you don't find water, real soon, you are too. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
933 I'm here with the money. And don't worry, I did not leave a paper trail. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
934 Automated Voice: "Your call cannot be processed. A prefix 1 and a 10-digit AREA CODE is now required. Please hang up and try again." 1.3448 0.06256 116 89 14 13
935 Damn. Busy signal. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
936 What about now? Ok, how about now 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
937 A long distance fee will occur. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
938 Can you believe it? We started this thing when we were kids! 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
939 We're off the grid. We're really, really off the grid! 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
940 An extended warranty, you say? 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
941 Still echoey. 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
942 Sorry, this is way too kinky for me. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
943 Breathe heavily so I know that it's you. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
944 If you really did lose your cell phone all alone in the middle of nowhere, Mr. Smartypants, then how are you calling me right now?" 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
945 Don't forget to pick up milk. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
946 Fred was wired but not necessarily for sound. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
947 Long Distance? - I will accept the charge. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
948 I think I prefer the audio quality on the banana. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
949 We're saving a fortune on roaming fees. 1.3434 0.05403 99 68 28 3
950 Damn telemarketers again! 1.3434 0.06605 99 75 14 10
951 Sorry, you’ve got the wrong person. Did you mean to call the canned corn or the baked beans? 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
952 I don’t see it, but I definitely hear the ocean. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
953 A little louder, please. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
954 Looks like I’m going to lose the signal in about nine and a half feet. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
955 Me and my boss just can’t connect. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
956 Sorry to bother you, Mr. Musk. Now that I'm on Mars, what's next? 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
957 I switched to get better service in the mountains. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
958 The range of this new I-Can is incredible. 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
959 I can hear you, but your voice is a little tinny. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
960 Guess they're entering a tunnel. 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
961 'You're breaking up. Is it you or me?' 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
962 No, I'm not on speaker phone. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
963 They're been stringing us along for months. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
964 I think we've gotten our wires crossed. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
965 I think you have the wrong can. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
966 Yes,I’d like to make a collect call. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
967 The lines clean, but it smells like peas 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
968 No, it’s a cumulus, your data is safe in this cloud. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
969 So I told the FBI, ‘Do what you want! Take the damn boxes! I’m calling my lawyer!’ Are you close by the way? It sounds windy there. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
970 Hello, hello, we are looking for the field office manager. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
971 Hang on - my wife's on the other line. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
972 Well, I left the other can by the ocean, so THAT makes sense!! 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
973 Cell reception here is really terrible. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
974 Wait! You're cutting out! 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
975 My carrier? Progresso. It's their unlimited Chicken Noodle Plan. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
976 I’ll have to call you back on my cell phone. I no longer have long distance on my land line. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
977 $54.99 a month for unlimited roaming... I don't think so. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
978 He told me if I lose my company cell phone one more time... 1.3407 0.06851 91 69 13 9
979 I think we have our wires crossed. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
980 Congratulations! You have won the Dubai Desert Safari prize worth $10,000. In order to collect your prize you must pay a small fee with your credit card. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
981 You sounded better with the Chicken Noodle can. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
982 Can you not hear me now? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
983 Your 3 o'clock is here. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
984 I lost my iPhone, so I had to borrow my child’s phone. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
985 I can't talk right now. I'm in the middle of something. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
986 Your daughter wants a real phone!” 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
987 I think I'm going to upgrade to a rotary. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
988 The can was free, with a two year contract. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
989 Sorry, I’m not interested in an extended warranty. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
990 It’s the future calling. It doesn’t look good 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
991 Please deposit 25 cents. 1.3394 0.06004 109 81 19 9
992 I'll meet you halfway, just follow the line. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
993 Hi,Mom? 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
994 Plus, I never have to worry about fees and charges. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
995 It's uncanny how well I can hear you on this land line. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
996 No, Donald, you can run, but you can't hide. I'm not stringing you along. I'll get your ass one day, for sure! 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
997 Living off the grid is tough when you’re not living on a grid. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
998 What makes you the ideal candidate to lead the Wireless Division? "Over." 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
999 Please, put me on the no call list 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1000 Khaki's, I'm wearing Khaki's. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1001 I’m so wired right now it’s not even funny. 1.3386 0.06043 127 99 13 15
1002 Can I pick up anything on my way home from the desert? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1003 Back up a few miles... I'm getting a bad signal due to slack! 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1004 Nope, can't hear you at all. Try walking backwards for six miles and pulling the cord tight. 1.3382 0.05544 136 103 20 13
1005 Listen Carl,they just raided my house. Are you sure this line is secure? 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1006 How can I help you? 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1007 We're sorry, due to technical difficulty your call cannot be completed at this time. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1008 I can't hear you,let me send you a pigeon. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1009 No , there is no Wi-Fi here 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1010 Yes, speaking 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1011 This is a terrible landline! 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
1012 I'll be right home after I straighten a few things out. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1013 It’s time, Mom. I’m cutting the cord. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1014 This is he... 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1015 You can't disbar me if you can't find me. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1016 Could you speak a bit louder? We have a poor connection. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1017 With walking papers in hand, Paul waits on further instructions. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1018 Mr. Watson – Come here – I want to see you 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1019 No, I hear the sound of soup. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1020 Are you alone? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1021 Are you remote? 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
1022 It's beginning to sound as if I've been canned. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1023 Yeah well, they don't have wireless out here. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1024 No, actually it's minus 8G. 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1025 Howard, thank goodness you picked up, you are the only person I know who still has a landline. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1026 No, I said "dessert" 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1027 They can tap my line, but not my squiggle. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1028 Thank you for the suggestion but I can’t come to the office. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1029 I just got in. Can - I call you back? 1.3364 0.06221 107 81 16 10
1030 Welcome to Free conference call dot com. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1031 No need to shout. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1032 That’s strange. They also told me it was greener on your side. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1033 Oddly enough, I’m in the Tin Can Valley. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1034 We must have got our wires crossed. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1035 You're right, it does work much better when the can is empty. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1036 Hang on, I'm going through a dead zone... 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
1037 You know I hear "You're just stringing me along" about a thousand times a day. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1038 Long distance...number please !!! 1.3362 0.05991 116 88 17 11
1039 Tighten the string on your end, you're fading in and out. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1040 I'm calling about your car warranty. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1041 I'd like a divorce. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1042 No, I'm calling from my home phone. Why do you ask? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1043 ...Just because I'm not tech-savvy doesn't mean I can't work remotely. Then my boss said....prove it. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1044 Sisyphus 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1045 Your're tin can is full. Would you like to purchase more string?" 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1046 I may have to pull some strings to make this work. 1.3353 0.04331 170 121 41 8
1047 Boss, boss, it's good, there's no competition. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1048 I just realized we've been playing this for 40 years now. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1049 Every time I power this thing up my cat comes running. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1050 Can we make this quick? I'm roaming. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1051 I’m listening. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1052 If you wish to speak to a representative, please press 1 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1053 Were your ears burning? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1054 We won't give up the land line! 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1055 Hello ? Hello? 911 ? I think I'm lost. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1056 Not working. I need the kind of can you can drink from. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1057 The mountains are calling and I must go 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
1058 Yes, I have the money. No, I haven't been followed. 1.3333 0.06443 105 81 13 11
1059 Operator, ....all I hear is the sound of music. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1060 I'll be over in a second. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1061 What's that? It's not a phone it's a seismic charge?" 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1062 You have reached customer service. Press one to not be helped. 1.3333 0.06182 111 85 15 11
1063 Yeah, I've got time for a survey! 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1064 Phil wanted to join us, but he got tangled up. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1065 You stopped the subpoena but not the search warrant. You are fired! 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1066 I'm not getting good vibrations. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1067 Sir, you can download Find my iPhone in the app store. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1068 Yes, that's me. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
1069 no silly goose you hang up first 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1070 The fees are reasonable,but the service could be better. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1071 To return to the main menu, say, "God damn son of a bitch!" 1.3333 0.05962 123 95 15 13
1072 I can hardly hear you. It sounds like you’re calling from the ocean. 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
1073 At least I'll never have to call Comcast 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1074 I don't know where he is. I was just walking by and picked this up. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1075 Hold on I’m stepping into an elevator 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1076 Can’t hear you. Pull the string tighter. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1077 Why yes — I am alone. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1078 Feel like she misinterpreted my desire for a direct connection. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1079 So is this phone the 13 or the 12? 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1080 Fuck cell phones. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1081 The current wait time is two seasons. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1082 My phone works just fine! Why pay for an upgrade? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1083 No, this can did not come with GPS. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1084 I CAN hear you but it sounds a bit tinny. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1085 What's that? The Campbells are coming? 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1086 This call may be monitored for string tension purposes. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
1087 I can’t believe how long it takes to make a long distance call out here 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1088 yes...The string is end-to-end encrypted 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1089 My 6 year old says these cans have the best reception. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1090 Honey, you forgot your passport !! 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
1091 Today will definitely be my highest number of steps taken, thanks Ican Phone 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1092 Sorry, repeat that. Must be a bad connection. 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1093 Now you can't hang up." 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1094 Hello. We’ve been trying to reach you about your expiring car warranty. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1095 Where are you? You sound so far away. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1096 What do you mean, "Long distance charges may apply?" 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1097 Your mission, should you agree to accept it. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1098 Hold on, I’ve got another call 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1099 Calling very long distance from your seven year-old self. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1100 It’s lithium-free AND environmentally friendly 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1101 'Press '1' if you want to file a complaint.' 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1102 Long distances, old ways 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1103 On the plus side, there are no roaming charges! 1.3303 0.05057 109 76 30 3
1104 The biggest nudge to get people back in the office are the new company phones. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1105 Press one for camel. Press two for water. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1106 I don't like getting strung along, okay? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1107 Hold on. We're replacing the dixi-cup with a mic. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1108 The Earth does speak. All you have to do is listen. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1109 Ted's job required limited travel. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1110 I think I lost you. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1111 And Comcast is only charging $99/month for this! 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1112 Who says they don't make 'em like they used to? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1113 There’s no cell service out here but I’ve found a workaround. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1114 Bob, you’re pixilated. Try restarting your can” 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1115 Hello? I'm here to oversee that cellphone tower installation." 1.3298 0.05324 94 65 27 2
1116 Yea. Okay. Ok, I will. Yep. Ok, bye Mom. Bye. Ya, okay. Bye. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1117 OK, what's your fax number? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1118 But I don't own a car.... 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1119 You’re telling me she’s finally coming around the mountain? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1120 We do business the old-fashioned way. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1121 Mom, I'm at work! You can't keep calling me like this. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1122 Ma? Ma Bell? How do I open GPS on this thing? 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1123 I’d like to order another roll of dental floss, please. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1124 I told you two cans and a string wouldn't work. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1125 What I really need is soup." 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1126 It must be your cell. I’m on a land line. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1127 I think I hear a sea shell. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1128 It didn’t go well. She seemed offended when I told her I was calling from the can. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1129 - Do you want to know what’s up on Twitter today? 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1130 Please hold, I got someone on the other line 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1131 Reaches where cellphone coverage doesn't. Act now, this week only $35.95/mo. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1132 I think I've gone as far as I can. You are going to have to pull some strings if you want me to go further. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1133 They put me on hold. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1134 We’re expected at your mother’s house? Sure, I’d love to go - just text me the address. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1135 We’re calling about your car’s expired warranty. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1136 I wish they would just pay my roaming charges. 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
1137 Thanks for picking up, I was wondering if I could interest you in our new cellular plan. 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
1138 Yes, dear. Milk and bread. Over and out. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1139 She wants you to pick up a quart of vanilla ice cream on the way home. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1140 Oh wonderful! I have been concerned about my vehicle’s warranty expiring. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1141 I can barely hear you and your words are all twisted. 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
1142 I hope there’s no roaming charges. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1143 What do you mean I'm not plugged in? 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1144 Seriously, can you hear me now? 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
1145 Your story line has too many twists in it. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1146 Where did you get this number? 1.3274 0.04609 113 77 35 1
1147 Please hold, a representative working remotely will be with you shortly. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1148 No, he's not here. I'll take a message. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1149 Now I understand about roaming charges. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1150 You've got to pull the string taut! Don't you know how to use a land-line? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1151 So I should bury it here? 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1152 You have to admit, it works. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1153 Please give it to me straight. 1.3269 0.04820 104 71 32 1
1154 I’m calling you back on the landline. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1155 Can’t believe I get service out here! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1156 They’ve got great coverage here. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1157 Yes, I can hear you now. But how did you get this number? It’s unlisted. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1158 I'm sorry; I was on butte. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1159 The connection is poor; you sound like you’re talking in a can. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1160 The best part is, I can't check Twitter on it. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1161 ”Patriot, this is the last time we will ask you. Will you send money to the Trump team? 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1162 Why yes, I am considering a different long-distance plan. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1163 Hello. Is your refrigerator running? 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1164 I have been trying to contact you about your car warrenty 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1165 Uh, can you hold a sec? She's behind a tree . . . 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1166 Is this a 'party' line? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1167 I'll be in a meeting at 3, so I won't be able to talk. Can I smoke signal you the address? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1168 Okay, now pull! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1169 I thought there would be a cell tower up here by now! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1170 Well, I can hear you yelling, just not through the can. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1171 Yes Honey, I know. I hate this whole 6ft apart thing too… 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1172 Don’t forget to take the trash out. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1173 Well, you did implement the work-from-anywhere-policy... 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1174 Wait, sorry, the hills are alive with the sound of what? 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1175 The reception on my new I-Can isn't great but the soup was excellent. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1176 Yes, mine's broken so I'm using my son's phone. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1177 Would you give me that address again please. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1178 Can you hold, please? I getting another call through this line 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1179 Yeah,yeah,I'm pretty sure it's a secure line... 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1180 Do you really think I need car insurance if I use a string telephone? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1181 Yes… This is Mr. Godot. I believe they’re still waiting on me. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1182 To speak with an operator, follow the cord. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1183 Sorry, reception not so good out here 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1184 Can you hear me now? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1185 I think the line is kinky. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1186 Do you have a moment to talk about your long distance service? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1187 What? 1.3248 0.06288 117 93 10 14
1188 Is more string included with roaming charges? Or is that extra? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1189 I just switched to a new carrier. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1190 OK, so, I put the briefcase down and wait to see what happens next? 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1191 Collect call from Lawrence of Arabia. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1192 This is Donald. Send money now! 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1193 Yes, you can. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1194 Hello. This is your operator speaking. You are about to run out of wire length. Please submit all account information to extend its length. Thank you 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1195 We've started the meeting without you. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1196 The roaming fees are outrageous. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1197 I don't want life insurance. I'm only eight years old. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1198 Hello, welcome to the help line. Press 1 for directions. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1199 So I took a break from social media... 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1200 Actually, I am on my hill and dale line. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1201 I'll hold. There's a line to the can. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1202 You're saying I've been canned? 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
1203 What’s for dinner? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1204 You're breaking up. We must have a kinked connection. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1205 Deposit 15¢ please. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
1206 I hear the ocean. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1207 Dang, spam call. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1208 Well, the roaming charges aren’t great. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1209 My new plan offers unlimited calls and string. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1210 It works. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1211 New tin can... who dis? 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1212 Maybe we should go cordless. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1213 I will not capitulate and buy a "smart phone". 1.3229 0.06538 96 74 13 9
1214 I think the can is bugged. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1215 You’ll never guess what I’m calling from. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1216 No, I can't hear you 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1217 New can, who dis? 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1218 Can you speak a little louder? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1219 Honey, can you put the dog on? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1220 It’s not you, it’s me. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1221 So you are telling me that the warranty on my car has expired? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1222 can you hear me now? Yes, I said to take the fifth! 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1223 Did you say pull it tight? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1224 Mother, I really think it’s time to cut the cord. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1225 hang on it’s going through a tunnel 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1226 I am on the national do not call list! 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1227 Why does nature call every time I have a deadline? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1228 The sound quality is uncanny. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1229 Hang on, I’m getting an echo. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1230 I'll bring home canned peas but you are not getting your own phone. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1231 Your call is important to us, but not important enough to pull the string taut. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1232 LOST ?? Follow the line home. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1233 Once I find another tin can we'll set up the conference call. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1234 Just give it to me straight. 1.3214 0.04782 112 78 32 2
1235 ...Funny thing is, I'm not missing my smart phone at all! 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1236 Are you in the tunnel 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1237 Yes, I heard it through the grapevine. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1238 Collect call? Will I accept the charges? What are you talking about? 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1239 Hi Jimmy. Yeah, I can hear you. Now close the door and let’s see if it still works. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1240 Hey Siri? 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1241 The land line. According to millenials 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1242 Wait. Are you me as a child? 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1243 The basic cell phone plan was about to outlive it’s usefulness. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1244 Your call is important to us. Please hold. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1245 Do not say anything about your whereabouts, this line may not be secure. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
1246 Alright. I’ve moved to a secure location. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1247 Steve,you should really upgrade to 5G. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1248 Can you hold the line, please? 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1249 I thought you said turn left after the sixth dune. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1250 Yes, this is a secure line 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1251 Why would I want to upgrade? This phone has served me well since I was six. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1252 Well when I facetimed you, you were just a black circle. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1253 It's not exactly a level playing field. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1254 Finally, Jared realized the perils of not paying attention to your surroundings while talking on your phone. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1255 Yeah I'm stuck using a landline, my battery is flat 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1256 Do you feel lost with the high cost of long distance calls. Spectum can lower you long distance call prices. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1257 You say my car warranty has expired? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1258 Sure, I have the occasional dropped call, but my monthly bill is only $14.99." 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1259 I thought it would be safer to talk on a sandline. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1260 Stephen Johnson? This is your student loan officer. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1261 The landlines are more reliable out in the country 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1262 Press #1 to continue. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1263 I hear America singing! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1264 OK, now pull it tight and talk directly into the can. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1265 Operator, I'd like to make a long distance call. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1266 I can’t hear you. Can you pull the string tighter? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1267 We'll need to work out a few kinks. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1268 Please hang up and dial again. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1269 Sure, I'll hold. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
1270 Can I call you right back 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1271 Okay,now what’s the surprise. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1272 If this isn’t Watson, you got the wrong number. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1273 Yes…over the mountains AND through the woods! 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1274 That's right, it's a mobile AND a landline. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1275 Yes, I’d like to upgrade to a thicker aluminum. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1276 What do you mean by 'I've lost the thread of our conversation'? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1277 Green Technology has indeed come a long way. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1278 Yes, you've reached The Cloud.... 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1279 Could you fax that to me? 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1280 We’re breaking up. No, I mean literally - I don’t want to see you anymore. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1281 Really,you can hear me now?! 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1282 Say that again; the line's a little squirrely. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1283 Yeah, I can hear you through these cracks. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1284 Sorry about this. The FBI has my other phone. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1285 I’m at the end of my rope… There’s really no where to go from here 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
1286 Can't text. Forgot my typewriter. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1287 I am trying to reach the last person with a Land Line. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1288 Didn’t anyone teach you that it has to be taut. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1289 Yes, my phone's in my pocket, but I'm getting better reception with this. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1290 This is 911 … can you tell me where you are? 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1291 You're missing the point, Alexa. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1292 Can you speak up? I think a cow may be on the line again. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1293 A little tinny but otherwise a decent connection 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1294 I hear you. Why can't you hear me? 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1295 I CAN hear you, CAN you hear me? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1296 Honey, put mommy on the phone. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1297 Can you hear me? Wassup, bruh? Wassuuppp? 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1298 I have a better idea, Mr. Watson. You come here. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1299 Hello Democracy, is anybody there? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1300 You're calling about my extended what? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1301 Hello, Yesterday this was a local call... Today it's long distance... 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1302 Can you hold please? I have a call on the other line. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1303 Don't forget the toilet paper. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1304 The new job isn’t bad. Just have to get over a couple of hills first… 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1305 Yup, I'm on the 'Friends and 6 cans plan" 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1306 Yes. I’ll accept the charges. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1307 No worries...talking fast to ease your roaming charges! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1308 Yes, the Wichita salesman is still on the line. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1309 We wanted to let you know that you have qualified for an upgraded can! 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1310 Yes, Mr. Trump? 1.3153 0.06136 111 87 13 11
1311 No I'm pretty sure the problem is on your end. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1312 Privileged and confidential, right? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1313 Yes, I’ll hold. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1314 The hills are WHAT?! 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1315 Are you certain they can’t follow you? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1316 No, sorry, I said to claim the election was swollen. Did I lose you? Hello? 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
1317 We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. . . 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1318 So you’re staying at The Mirage? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1319 You'll need to pull the string tighter so I can hear you. Okay, I'll hold on while you back up. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1320 Can you just text me? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1321 No, I don't think anyone can hear me. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1322 We can upgrade you to either smoke-signals or pigeons... 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1323 This is ridiculous, I'm sure the service here is just fine. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1324 ''You've reached our Customer Service. Please holler your account number and then say pound." 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1325 Quiet as usual in the field office, sir. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1326 There! I can hear you now! 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1327 I’ve basically been on hold since The Guilded Age. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1328 Yea, we’re gunna need another adjuster here. The boy fell down and broke his crown. The girl came tumbling after. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
1329 Complaints department, thank you for holding. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1330 This connection is much clearer than Verizon! 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1331 You don’t have to be roaming on a land line. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1332 Yes, that’s right, I’m holding for Christo. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1333 Please listen carefully as our menu items have changed." 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1334 Hello, this is a courtesy call to let you know that your car warranty is about to expire. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1335 I'm glad we've finally gotten a private line. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1336 I don't think finding a wi-fi hotspot is going to help. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1337 You're breaking up. It sounds like you're talking through cream of mushroom soup. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1338 Mommy, I’m a little lost… 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1339 No Boss, they’re not gonna buy sand. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1340 Introducing the world's first intercontinental person-to-person "mobile landline." 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1341 Hello, this is Old School. Come in! Come in! 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1342 You sound so voluptuous! 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1343 The consummate optimist. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1344 What was that? String theory you say? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1345 Things look weirdly sexual behind me. 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1346 God? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1347 Oh drat, did I forget to plug this thing in? 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1348 So...my 'Calling All Campbell's Kids Across the Sands of Time' campaign a winner or what? Hello......hello? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1349 Please speak slower, your words are all twisted. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1350 I’d counter but I don’t think we could get any farther apart. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1351 It’s Donald. Have you disposed of the documents? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1352 An upgrade? No, thanks. And my computer is a Babbage Difference Engine. Still runs great. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1353 We're calling today to let you know your vehicle warranty has expired... 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1354 Speak a little louder please. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1355 I think we're breaking up. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1356 Can you repeat those directions? 1.3125 0.07025 80 62 11 7
1357 Sorry, but I think you have the wrong number. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1358 Did I get my futures order in any faster ? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1359 I told you I'd go the distance to avoid roaming charges. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1360 I’m going into a tunnel, so I may lose you. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1361 I just need some directions on how to find you – and, no, I am not recording this call. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1362 Great connection, despite the canned response. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1363 Sorry,your service provider doesn’t offer 5G service in this location! 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1364 Think you're complaining about fees, but I can't hear you. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1365 I told you I'd be just fine traveling with only my landline. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1366 I “can” hear you. Get it? I “can.” Never mind. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1367 Dad, you really need a phone with airplane mode. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1368 Don't worry. If I lose you, I can find my way back. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1369 I keep getting a busy signal. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1370 (Filtered) Can you hear me now? 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1371 You're right, but it's the only way I could straighten out the kinks. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1372 Another robo call… 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1373 Honey, I know the briefcase is old fashioned, but I'm not giving it up. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1374 I'll be home soon honey. I just need to retrace my steps. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1375 You sound just like baked beans. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1376 They keep promising better cell service but give ma a land line anytime. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1377 You're starting to cut out. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1378 No, I’m pretty sure that static is on your end. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1379 Now all it needs is a way to count my steps. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1380 That's correct. I need a repairperson for my TV antenna. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1381 ... I won a vacation to where? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1382 You say you're interested in wireless phones 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1383 Hello! Help Desk? 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1384 This call may be monitored or recorded for training purposes. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1385 The acoustics give me gravitas.” 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1386 I really believe there is unlimited potential in this new fiber technology. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1387 Can I cancel my landline and still have Internet? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1388 I can’t wait for them to build cell towers out here. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1389 We've been trying to reach you about your new car warranty. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1390 Sorry, I think I may have the wrong line. Is this the canned corn or the baked beans? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1391 I said my long distance carrier was Horizon, not Verizon. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1392 No, as I've said before, I'm good. I don't need your unlimited data plan for $95.00 a month. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1393 Hun, just arrived by paper airplane. Did I leave my rubber band ball in the beach towel fort?" 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1394 Yes I can hear you, but your voice is tinny. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1395 Working remotely can have its ups and downs. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1396 The hills are alive with the sound of dial tones. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1397 I’d like to say that next time, this meeting could of just been an e-mail 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
1398 You are definitely going to incur roaming charges on this call. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1399 No thank you, I'm quite happy with my landline. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1400 Barbecue at the Oasis? I'm in! 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1401 Whose line is it anyway? 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1402 Sorry, I don’t think the cord is going to go any further than this 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1403 Could you hold, please? 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1404 Dad! Meet me in the treehouse when you get home. I have firecrackers and Mrs. Rogers is sunbathing with her straps down. #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1405 I've always been considered an old-fashioned guy. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1406 Yeah, I think I'm here, but it just looks like a bunch of buttcracks. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1407 I tried yodeling, but I got a busy signal. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1408 We are calling about your extended warranty 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1409 I checked; my refrigerator isn't running. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1410 I don’t need directions. I’ll just follow the string. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1411 We have a tremendous case, these hills are not alive. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1412 Yes Mom. I didn't forget to bring the Sun Screen. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1413 What else can I use? Do you see any cell towers around here? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1414 Stay right there, I'm sending the stagecoach to get you. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1415 Sorry, the internet is a little slack here. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1416 Land line service has really declined in the cell phone age. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1417 Wait I’ll check, I think there’s a kink in the line” 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1418 Ahoy? Watson? 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1419 Hello ! Hello!! The line must be down. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1420 This worked better when we were kids 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1421 You didn't hear? I'm living off the grid. It's totally changed my life. 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
1422 Are you satisfied with your long distance service provider? 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1423 ...or press star for a customer service representative. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1424 It only works when the wire is tight, so why don't you jump offf that big cliff? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1425 I think I can, I think I can! 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1426 I think you should pull it tight from your end. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1427 Your place or mine? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1428 I can’t believe it. I’m still getting spam calls. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1429 You can tell our subscribers this is no longer a 'dead zone'. 1.3086 0.05165 81 56 25 0
1430 Where are you, I've been waiting here for over an hour! 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1431 Ok, now what subpoena? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1432 Yes that’s ‘B’ as in ‘boy’ 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1433 Perhaps an orange grove would improve my reception. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1434 Good news! I finally found a private place to take calls! 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1435 John gets a call from a long lost childhood friend. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1436 We’re sorry, but this line has been disconnected. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1437 George here. My flight was cancelled. Do you have a hotel room for me? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1438 If it ain't tight , it ain't right !! You dig ?? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1439 Do you have me on speakerphone? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1440 Can you pick up some string on the way home? 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
1441 Yup, I'm leaving work right now, darling. I should be home in 40 days. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1442 I told you not to call me on my landline. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1443 hi? can you hear me crying in the desert? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1444 Your voice is sounding kind of tinny! 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1445 Please tighten the line… Please tighten the line… Please… 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1446 I don’t mind the roaming charges. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1447 It’s the only way to ensure we are on a secure line. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1448 Christo my man! 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1449 These portable phones sure are a great invention! 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1450 Yes, it's inconvenient, but at least the Feds can't tap it. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1451 Reception is always poor in the hilly areas. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1452 Why do I feel like you're just stringing me along? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1453 Have I Reached The Party to Whom I Am Speaking? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1454 I'm having a hard time placing your accent. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1455 No Mr. Trump. I don't think Liz Cheney can hear me from where I am right now. And, yes, I have those papers you wanted me to keep. 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
1456 Okay, I think I am safely distanced from everything now. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1457 Customer Service. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1458 Yes, hello, I need an update on my current roaming charges. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1459 Honey,it’s for you! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1460 Have I got a wireless deal for you! 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1461 The only phone service offering $30 a month for a single line. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1462 Blame inflation not my lack of cell phone. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1463 You were supposed to meet me here. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1464 You know the rates for long distance are outrageous. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1465 This is my fourth visit. Stop stringing me along. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1466 The hills are alive with the sound of music. Come here Watson, let’s dance! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1467 Hey Jimmy! I haven’t talked to you since the first grade! Where are you? 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1468 The person you are trying to reach has a voice mail box that has not been set up yet. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1469 Just call me old fashioned! 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1470 Over hills and dales. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1471 If you only knew how much I wasn’t interested in your wireless plan. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1472 Your call is very important to us. Please hold while we connect you to one of our representatves. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1473 I think we must have gotten our wires crossed. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1474 Hi--its the Dartmouth Class of 83 Alumni Fundraising committee..... 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1475 I miss the string. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1476 Operator, I've been cut off. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1477 Sorry, I can't receive text messages. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1478 No problem with the hills - it has great reception. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1479 I'm sorry. There is no can service in your area. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1480 Cool. I hear you. See you at seven, then. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1481 Hello? Can you hear me now? Tighten the what? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1482 I don't know why but everything you say sounds just a little kinky 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1483 I'm here, just not on video. 1.3053 0.04980 95 67 27 1
1484 I need to place an order for another fourteen miles of string. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1485 Yep, loud and clear. 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1486 It’s wonderful how technology keeps us connected. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1487 Damn battery’s dead. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1488 Hello, is this the spam operator? 1.3049 0.05401 82 58 23 1
1489 Mr. Bell? I'm a patent attorney... 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1490 Yes I ‘can’ hear you 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1491 So how's the weather in Reykjavík. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1492 ...and they said I should get rid of my land line. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1493 Yes, I can hear you now. No, I don't want a car warranty. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1494 Yes, I heard you only take reservations on line 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1495 I’m feeling a bit nostalgic. You? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1496 "If you can hear me, why would I need your telephone poles? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1497 I c.. ear… you n..ow. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1498 Oh no, it's another SPAM call" 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1499 Guess where I'm calling from? 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1500 You’re muted, Bob. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1501 I said I'm on the can, not in the can. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1502 the republican infrastructure plan 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1503 Hello, Adele? Hello, it's me. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1504 Phones these days are making it so hard to disconnect 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1505 Well, yes, it WAS a local call. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1506 Hold on, I'm going through a tunnel. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1507 You hear my can now? 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1508 They said I might not get cell phone reception out here so I hooked up the landline. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1509 At the 17th loop-de-loo, bury the briefcase. A helicopter will pick you up and drop you back at the train station. Never say another word and no one gets hurt. Got it? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1510 Weird dream, right? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1511 Yes sir, I’m still on the line. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1512 Wrong Number 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1513 My iPhone has been repaired, that’s great! 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1514 For sea shore sound, ignore global warming. Then hold breath." 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1515 These canned spam calls are getting annoying. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1516 You said something about keeping the line taut? Hello? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1517 Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1518 Let them try to triangulate THIS 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1519 Steve, briefcases are so outdated. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1520 Can you move closer to the window? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1521 Yeh, I can't give up my landline either. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1522 Damn,its still traceable. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1523 Of course, this is a secure line. Just two cans, that's it. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1524 I didn’t sell any, did you? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1525 No spoilers. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1526 Press 1 to be connected to service, press 2 to speak to the operator and press 3 to be connected to another can. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1527 New phone. Who dis? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1528 Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1529 Where did you get my number? 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1530 You're really hooked up with an apple? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1531 No, this is Murray of Arabia 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1532 I think you're muted. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1533 Odd, the local service was so good! 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1534 It's the budget plan, but the international fees are killing me. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1535 Even being off the grid can't keep this insurance salesman away. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1536 WireFone(TM) For all your secure, traceable communication needs. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1537 Hold the wire! 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1538 Salvador Dali…I have an idea? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1539 My iPhone beta even works way out here. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1540 Yes! Pork and Beans to the rescue! 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1541 Can't hear you! My landline got kinked! 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1542 MAGA hotline, how can we help 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1543 Dessert? I thought you said "desert." 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1544 It’s me, calling long distance! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1545 Hello. Is this the Over-the-Hill phone company 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1546 No I don’t need an extended warranty!! How’d you get this number? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1547 Data rates may apply... 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1548 What? I don't think the line's secure. Hello? 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1549 Harold, your starting to fade. Can you walk about a mile closer? 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1550 When are they going to get hold music on these things? 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1551 Oh yes... I'm working remotely today. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1552 Mr. Trump? It's Reality again. Our connection continues to worsen. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1553 Honey, can you go the store? I need more string. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1554 Are you there? Can you hear me? Hello...... 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1555 I’ll need to get back to you on that, I’m still working remotely… 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1556 Lemme call you back. This is my land line phone. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1557 Why yes, I can hold. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1558 Uh huh, I've got the documents right here... Yes, it is a very secure line... No tracing possible. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1559 Tom,I believe we are very close to a deal. Can you now add John and Phil to our call for their sign off ? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1560 Pull the line tight so I can hear you. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1561 We’re trying to reach you about your car’s warranty 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1562 I'm sorry I think we have a bad connection. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1563 Yes, I brought the ransom money, but you won't get away with this. I don't know how but I will find a way to track you down. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1564 Sorry, but you're not coming in clearly. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1565 Since when, I"m only a stringer? 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1566 How about nowhere, is nowhere good for you? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1567 Can you hear me now? Hello? Hola?Willkomen! Bienvenu! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1568 A line in the sand?! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1569 Yes Yes I can hear you, Can you hear me? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1570 Cell phones aren't my thing, okay? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1571 Sometimes I feel like I’m just negotiating with myself 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1572 Want me to pick up anything on the way home besides the phone wire? 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1573 Not a problem. I'm always happy to go the extra mile for you. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1574 Thank you for your call. Please listen because our menu options have changed 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1575 Hello? HELLO? I said I WANT TO MAKE A RESERVATION. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1576 Say again, you're breaking up! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1577 Okay, Son, it's safe for me to talk, what did mommy do now? 1.3000 0.07204 80 64 8 8
1578 I’m telling you no robocalls on this line. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1579 Wait ’til you see how I got around those roaming charges. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1580 Yeah, I know, right? No data, no internet, no texting, but the affordability! 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1581 What do you mean I don't need the wire? 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1582 I'm calling sir, about your car warranty... 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1583 Are we sure no one is listening, you're sounding tinny. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1584 I said "Use your cellphone". 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1585 Harold's associates displayed a perverse pleasure in stringing him along. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1586 No extra cheese thanks 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1587 Working from home let’s me travel 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1588 Hello Mom? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1589 Dial 1 if you are a current customer, dial 2 if you know your account representative, dial 3 if… 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1590 Come to think of it, I don't have a refrigerator at all. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1591 Since you are inside the President's mind, it's imperative that you press him to call off the mob!" 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1592 All right, don’t talk , just listen. I think they’ve got the line tapped. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1593 Wi-Fi is down again. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1594 I'm switching to wireless ASAP 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1595 This job js for the position of head of communications 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1596 Sorry, I can't turn on my video; I only have can-time. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1597 Thank you for calling...all of our lines are currently busy...please hold for the next available operator... 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1598 I’m sorry, there’s no one here by that name. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1599 What color pantaloons are you wearing? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1600 Change the setting to 'vibrate'. 1.2985 0.07672 67 53 8 6
1601 Can you hang on a second? I'm going through a visual metaphor 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1602 Hi, I'd like a number 6 and let me get some extra sauce on the side as well 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1603 Me too. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1604 Sorry you’ve reached the wrong tin can 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1605 Sweetie, I can get a pizza on my way home ... 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1606 I'm running a little late,can you wind this up. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1607 I’m going to be a little late. Don’t wait up.. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1608 Is this an open line? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1609 Relax Honey, it comes with unlimited voice, texts and data... 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1610 In case you're wondering, I'm old school. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1611 Your phone is ready for ios 1.0 update. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1612 Listen , I can’t hear a word you’re saying . But i can hear the ocean ! 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1613 Best thing I ever got, this new landline. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1614 Found our new tower site, boss! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1615 It's called digital detoxing 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1616 I've lost you. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1617 I've been hearing that dumb phones are becoming a trend. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1618 Treehouse conference room at 11? I'll be there. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1619 It’s not 5G but at least it’s untraceable. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1620 You're right, it is a different kind of mobile phone. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1621 I don't own a car, why do I need a repair warranty? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1622 Hello...I lost you in the clouds...hello... 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1623 Well I don't like it either, but the cell coverage is lousy out here. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1624 Your wait time will be greater than 30 minutes. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1625 Do you mean that you only had this phone available on January 6? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1626 Your automobile's warranty is about to expire and.... 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
1627 Ya, um, you said turn left at Lexington, right? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1628 Pandemic? what pandemic? Won't stop me from working. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1629 I always have good reception on my landline. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1630 Hello, you've reached Herb. I'm currently out of the office. You can leave a message on my land line. Beep. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1631 Is my childhood self there? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1632 Yes, Adrianne, daddy can hear you!” 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1633 I’m working remote. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1634 I like the hand held design, but how do I dial? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1635 There is no seismic activity at the moment. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1636 Yep, our internet access hasn't been restored either... 1.2959 0.06521 98 79 9 10
1637 I’m going to put myself on mute now to spare you all from the yodeling. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1638 Sheeba from the Ocean? Is this a prank call? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1639 The hills are alive with the sound of…is that a coyote? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1640 This call has spam written all over it. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1641 We’d like to talk to you about extending your car’s warranty. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1642 is this what they mean by land line? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1643 "I think we got our wires crossed – I’m here and you’re not." 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1644 Thank you Mel. Your order will arrive before you hang up. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1645 Yes I can. Yes I can can. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1646 Yes, I can STILL hear you now. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1647 It worked in the store 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1648 This is just a reminder that your automobile warranty is about to expire... 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1649 Your auto warranty is about to expire 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1650 Hi, mom? Still not married, and still no grandkids. Bye! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1651 I've got another incoming call... can I put you on hold for a sec? 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1652 No, I will not accept a long distance call 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1653 No water cooler over here. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1654 The hills are alive with the sound of... a tin can. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1655 Siri, get me Alexander Graham Bell. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1656 No, I'm the one with the check tie, not the striped one. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1657 Sorry, I’m gonna have to hang up before I get roaming charges. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1658 Yes, you can be sure our conversation is private! 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1659 Wrong number? How can I have a wrong number? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1660 Sorry, did you say wrong number? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1661 Hills are alive with the sound of .... WHAT? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1662 No, I'm afraid I can't text it to you. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1663 Yes, but where are you? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1664 Yes, I'm calling on a land line. How could you tell? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1665 I think I understand why long distance costs extra. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1666 Thanks for hooking me up. Cell phones are useless out here! 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1667 My cell phone is dead, I can hear you fine. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1668 OK, I'll get a cellphone, meanwhile talk louder! 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1669 Sorry, I was on mute. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
1670 We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's warranty. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1671 If you could just please hold... 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1672 I don’t care what they say I’m sticking with my landline. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1673 I have to wait HOW long before a customer service rep figures to be available? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1674 Apple isn't interested - too many strings attached.... 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1675 If you think this is bad, don’t even ask about the gps. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1676 I can briefly field this call. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1677 What makes you think they’ve got a trace on the call? 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1678 Are the hills still alive? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1679 Remote work is only as good as a stable connection. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1680 So you're knot able to connect my long distance call? 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1681 No, I'm pretty sure I'm still 1G. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1682 Enjoy party line features at a new low price! 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1683 I think I want to change my plan. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
1684 That’s it! I am definitely switching back over to Verizon! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1685 I’ll be free in two more dunes 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1686 The end is coming. Nothing can stop it now. God has abandoned us and it is what we deserve. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1687 Say again - press what? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1688 We're calling about your cellphone warranty. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1689 Can you still not hear me now? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1690 Do I get the job or not? Stop stringing me along. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1691 I can hear you, but can’t see you. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1692 Jed had to get a land line or the telecommunications company wouldn't bundle his cell and cable TV for one low price. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
1693 Pull tighter. You're cutting out. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1694 I have the money like you asked, now where is my daughter? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1695 We have a dedicated network, why do you need a password? 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1696 Sure, let me see if I can pull a few more strings. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1697 Yes, I hear you. Do you want to sue if I find him? 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1698 I may have to pull a few strings... 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1699 I’m sorry we no longer support facsimile technology 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1700 As Harry waits,he begins to get the impression that nobody is there- wait a second,wait a second! I think…never mind 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1701 Are you now certain that no one can overhear our conversation? 1.2920 0.04650 113 82 29 2
1702 You're breaking up. Tighten your string. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1703 She says she loves me and needs $5,000 for a plane ticket. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1704 I don't need directions, thanks. I just follow my phone. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1705 What are the roaming charges? 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1706 Well, my current mobile phone provider happens to be my youngest child, so I am actually quite satisfied. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1707 I'm calling on my new retro landline! 1.2917 0.07516 72 58 7 7
1708 Can anyone trace this call? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1709 Could you please speak up, you sound so far way 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1710 Am I getting warmer? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1711 Billy, put your mom back on the can.. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1712 It’s fine, I don’t have my camera on either. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1713 Please speak up; I'm working remotely 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1714 Yes Billy, I accept the charges from the tree house." 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1715 I've solved the battery life problem with mobile phones! I'm still working on airplane mode." 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1716 Am I too late for the Great Resignation? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1717 I know I said a landline.... 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1718 Sounds loopy to me 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1719 Press 4 if your listening on a can. 1.2913 0.06267 103 83 10 10
1720 Don't tell my therapist - I told her I was going to unplug... 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1721 Hello…? Long distance? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1722 Curly! I haven't heard from you since we were kids! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1723 I feel we don't connect like we used to. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1724 I'll have the kinks worked out on this landline before you know it. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1725 This is the perfect hack for our quarantine period,honey! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1726 Please hold the line, we will be with you shortly 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1727 Huh. I guess the hills really ARE alive with the sound of music. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1728 The signal is still a bit grainy 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1729 No, our Can Plan doesn't include Internet. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1730 I can almost hear you now. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1731 How did you get this number? It is unlisted. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1732 Yes. you've reached The Loose and Kinky line, but most of us are on the can right now. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1733 I am tired of att and Verizon price increases. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1734 It’s not my phone! I’m just stuck in the Cellular Desert. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1735 Yeah, I saved so much buying android instead of an iphone! I even get can waiting 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1736 I don't care if the plan's unlimited, all I hear is SPAM. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1737 Land lines are strung out! 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1738 Probably should’ve paid $30 per line instead of $3. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1739 Your request to use legacy technology is denied! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1740 I always seem to lose tension in these hills. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
1741 Is that you God? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1742 It has come to our attention that your auto warranty is about to expire. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1743 What did you say about pulling what tighter 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1744 Let's have a can to can talk 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
1745 I'm trying to send a wire, so what's the problem? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1746 HOLD THE CAN CLOSER TO YOUR MOUTH!!! 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1747 Hello,Christo? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1748 Is this SPAM? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1749 I suspect you are just stringing me along. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1750 Voice on the other end: "There's no such thing as a crumbling infrastructure." 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1751 We are experiencing an unusually high call volume.... 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1752 Roaming charges?? Whaddya MEAN, roaming charges?? 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1753 Hamburger - 1/4 pound.. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1754 Yes, I've found the transatlantic cable. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1755 You’ll have to speak up, my string is loose. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1756 If you know your party's extension, yell "one" into the can. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1757 Yes, I understand that string charges may apply. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1758 Spills the beans. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1759 It's not the tunnel, it's the twine 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1760 I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1761 So the Supreme Court has cooties. I knew it. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1762 "We are alone in the universe. Final Answer. " 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1763 I'm expecting the stagecoach any minute. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1764 My camel was supposed to be here an hour ago. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1765 Dad, this is a video call! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1766 This way, the government can't hack my cell phone. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1767 Yes, I’m on my landline. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1768 Hi. 1922 speaking. We want a refund. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1769 No, I can't speak any louder. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1770 Found him. Papers served. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1771 Let’s get this straight. Can you hear me now? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1772 No, I don’t need to work from home. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1773 You mean I can trade in this model for a Can 2.0 AND you'll give me six months free if I get a friend to join! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1774 I'm sorry. There's an echo. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1775 Yes…The wifi here is terrible.” 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1776 I am still unraveling the mystery 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1777 When they said “wireless”, I had something else in mind. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1778 this is how it all began 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1779 Yeah, it was hard going on vacation without a cellphone, but I'm adapting. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1780 Don’t worry, I wasn’t followed. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1781 I'm on my way to the Luddite convention. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
1782 Speak into the drone? 1.2879 0.07714 66 53 7 6
1783 Is that your new puppy I hear in the background? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1784 I can hear the ocean levels rising. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1785 This isn’t what I thought he meant when he said I’d be getting canned. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1786 It's uncanny how clearly I can hear you. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1787 Long distance call 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1788 I can hear you but it's a little tinny. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1789 And, how is this more efficient than working from home? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1790 When we pinky swore to keep in touch, this wasn’t what I meant. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1791 What about my car warranty? 1.2877 0.05335 73 52 21 0
1792 You’re new car warranty is about to expire. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1793 I said “CAN you hear me?” Get it? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1794 Sure, the coverage area isn't great, but the cost per device is a steal! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1795 I don’t see any reason to give up my landline. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1796 Wherever you are, its state of the art technology allows you to easily find your way back home. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1797 The future's in sight, but we're going to need more twine! 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1798 This isn't Danny Boy, but I can take a message. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1799 The lower cost of this wire game service does not justify having to buy hearing aids to make it work, Sidney. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1800 No strings attached my ass 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1801 I feel like you're stringing me along. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1802 5000 miles from WaKeeny, Kansas to Tunisia, and I still have not sold one of these. But a guy in Casablanca said he'd give me $100 for the can and string. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1803 Instead of sharing my location just follow the thread to reach me. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1804 We are reaching out to you about your can's extended warranty 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1805 Please get me Amazon Support 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1806 This long distance plan is definitely not working. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1807 Regrettably Mr. Musk, Starlink technology does not meet our standards for a government subsidy 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1808 I can hear you but it sounds kind of tinny. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1809 Press 1 for prescriptions Press 2 for a pharmacist 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1810 Sorry, you're breaking up. That 5G must be a joke 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1811 Yay! New phone. Not one dropped call! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1812 Now's the time to invest in crypto. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1813 I'd like to complain about roaming fees on my long distance calls. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1814 The next available representative will be with you in approximately 42 minutes. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1815 No bars, no problem. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1816 Wrong number, my friend. I don't even have a car. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1817 Is this Suzie from first grade? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1818 Thanks, but I'm happy with my current long distance provider. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1819 Sorry, no bars here 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1820 Hi, I’m Gary with the Luddite Project. I just happen to be in the area…. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1821 I can hear you just fine. But how does it post pictures of my meals? 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1822 Hi is this Mr Gates?" "I think I've found the perfect background for your upcoming operating system Windows XP 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1823 Service should improve once they bury the wires underground. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1824 Dad, Mom says she gave you the wrong tie. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1825 Bars? What are bars? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1826 I'm starting to think this was an unnecessary work trip. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1827 Is this a Spam call? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1828 I can’t see you either. Maybe the problem is on your end. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
1829 Reliable connectivity. 1.2857 0.07126 77 62 8 7
1830 Your job, if you chose to accept it, is to reduce our supply chain 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1831 About 3 miles, as the crow flies. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1832 A what? What's a flip-phone? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1833 Yes Mother. I can find my way home. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1834 I found a way to avoid roaming charges! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1835 Can you remind me what the WIFI password is? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1836 Don't worry, I have long distance. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1837 This is like a cell phone without the monthly bill! 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1838 I’ll be home in ten. Anything you want me to pick up? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1839 Ok, I’m in an undisclosed location now! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1840 What do you mean Go Fly A Kite! 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1841 Karl discovers that spahetti from a can yields a poor connection. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1842 Too scratchy to follow you; please switch to the messenger pigeon! 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1843 You must be tired of Zoom, too. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1844 Bear with me, it's the first time I've used a landline. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1845 The signal is good, but you sound like you’re in a tin can. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1846 The only app it comes with is soup. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1847 Yes, today IS No-Tech-Tuesday. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1848 Just as I thought. The system is down. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1849 Hold on, I'll see if he's in. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1850 Yes, I can use a mask. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1851 Are you lost, too! 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1852 THE LONELINESS OF THE TELEPHONE TELEMARKETER by Kurt Krakensson. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1853 Sight. I've been on hold since that tornado blew through. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1854 Why yes I AM interested in saving on wireless service! 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1855 The hills are alive with the sound of music. Do you accept the charges? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1856 Your message is a little kinky 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1857 This hold music really livens up these hills 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1858 I can't hear you. Try pulling the string a little bit tighter. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1859 Mr. Watson, come here. I want you. 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
1860 This sure beats wifi. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1861 Hello, I'm conducting a land line poll. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1862 I know..but the internets not safe anymore. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1863 Operator… There’s no nine or one OK I’ll hold 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1864 I can hear you, but the reception's a bit tinny. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1865 Yes dear, I managed to get through the Voluptuous Hills unblemished. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1866 No I can’t hear you now. That’s the point. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1867 Knock, knock… 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1868 Sure, I'll wait. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1869 Hello tits,you will have to stop smothering your words, my cup is attached to a wire! 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1870 I heard 'Mr. Watson, something something something, come here I want something something.' 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1871 Good! Now yodel a few bars. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1872 No, this is Sahara 642-3978. You’re welcome! 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1873 Hello, this is an important call about your car warranty. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1874 OK, I'm going to cut the cord. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1875 Honest, my name is Watson. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1876 What do you mean you've reached the end of the page? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1877 I’m enjoying the sound of nothing” 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1878 Oh, I always keep a direct line to the office. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1879 Sounds like you’re right next-door. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1880 Yes,I’ve got the money. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1881 Can I put you on hold for just a minute 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1882 Or I could simply pay my taxes and we could use our cell phones again. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
1883 I said….I’d like to cancel my land line. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1884 Let me call you back. Someone's on the other string. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
1885 I just have a hunch the company's cutting back. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1886 Your mission,Mr. Phibblewhite,should you choose to accept it... 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1887 Coming, ready or not 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1888 You just can't beat a landline. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1889 Hmm,I think you must pull it tightly. It will be easier to follow it and talk to the person face to face. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1890 Your subscription has expired. Holler one for more information. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1891 Yes it’s lovely here in the country - I am totally disconnected, no tension at all! 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1892 Morse Code, was such a hardship. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1893 Have you updated your car warranty? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1894 Oh yeah, I will be late. The traffic is awful. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1895 And here I thought party lines were old fashioned . 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1896 Look - I can't take this constant pressure! Like, I'm completely at the end of my rope! 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1897 This is truly a long distance call! 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1898 Your call is very important to us. Someone will be with you shortly. You are currently 75th in line. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1899 I think we have a bad connection. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1900 Not tort, taught! 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1901 Honey, you forgot your lunch. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1902 You’ll hear more clearly if you uncurl the loops. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1903 The beginning of T-Mobiles G-1 service: “Can you hear me now?“ 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1904 There seems to be a bit of a delay on the line, let me call you back" 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1905 Hello! This is scam likely. How are you today? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1906 We don't connect like we used to." 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1907 Uh, boss… are you sure this is what you meant by having me work remotely? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1908 Hold on a minute while I move to a quieter place. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1909 This is a reminder that your phone bill is due. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1910 Gotta love the land line! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1911 Call me maybe? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1912 Ohhhhh, you wanted to meet for DESSERT. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1913 Hmm - this call sounds a bit kinky 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1914 I told you never to call me at this can. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1915 Yes, I'm pretty sure this line is secure. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1916 Thanks to funding for our extensive wiring upgrade, the hills are alive with the sound of music you will hear while you're on hold. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1917 It sounds like you're just over the next ridge. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1918 The meeting just now got Cancelled- -but on your end, about half hour an ago 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1919 Oh Okay, so he’s pleading the fifth 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1920 No, go on. I have the unlimited data, text, and talk plan. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1921 See, the nuclear holocaust wasn't that bad. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1922 Foiled once more by her canswering machine. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1923 Yes, of course I speak camel! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1924 I’ll be right over. Should I just I just follow the wire for the next 3 miles? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1925 Yes honey, I’ll pick up the milk. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1926 I'm going to take your silence as agreement with everything I've said. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1927 You are just stringing me along. Do you want a subscription or not ? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1928 Let's straighten out this call... 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1929 Please repeat that. I seem to have some cling peaches in my ear. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1930 You make me feel so young! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1931 Maybe I have better signal here. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1932 too bad Musk bought every cell tower. I can't hear you" 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1933 This definitely works better than my cell phone, but I'm thinking smoke signals might be the way to go. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1934 I'd like to talk with you about your car's extended service warranty. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1935 It was the only company offering a landline with a roaming plan. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1936 Stay on line to conserve your place. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1937 I’m glad I reached you. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1938 Could you call back? I've only got one line free for the moment. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1939 Yes Mr. Davis, it's safe to return to the office. We've stopped referring to the times as "unprecedented." 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1940 Can you call me back on a different line? I'll wait. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1941 Damn, I can’t wait for 5G out here 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1942 Hello. Hello. Try speaking a little louder. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1943 Are you almost here? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1944 To be connected to your party please run in the opposite direction until the string is taught" 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1945 I don’t see the Uber driver. Just tell him to follow the phone wire. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1946 You're right, I'm a bit over-dressed. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1947 Your call is very important to us, please hold for the next available operator. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1948 Look at how environmentally sound this is! No telephone poles. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1949 Still no bars here . . . . Good that I don’t need alcohol or cell service. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1950 Affirmative, the find me application is downloading. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1951 Is it the destination, or is it the journey 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1952 I can’t hear the radio, Mom! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1953 I've been waiting a long time to hear your voice. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1954 No, I am not having trouble with my internet. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1955 Didn't hear what you said. Talk louder. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1956 Is this Ma Bell? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
1957 Oh good. I finally got you on the line! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1958 Sounds like I have another call on the line. Is it okay if I put you on hold for a second? 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1959 Oh you meant to meet at Highlands RESTAURANT in midtown. Sorry Mr. Trump, I think I’m going to miss the trial date. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1960 „I can’t remember why I was calling now“ 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1961 Don't tell me I forgot my keys again! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1962 I'm a little strung out. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1963 The signal’s fine here but my phone won’t hold a charge. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1964 No need to yodel, I can hear you perfectly well. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1965 I know! Isn't it so much better than going into the office? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1966 : Mr. Trump? I'm here to review your property tax statements. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1967 Hey, Edison, I can't hear you!! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1968 Say again? Your voice sounds slurred. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1969 How could I have Prince Albert in this little can? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1970 Your call will be answered as soon as our technological collapse is complete. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1971 Why yes, I am unhappy with my long distance provider. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1972 No,Mr. Kent. You can't trade a tin can for a teleephone booth. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1973 Sorry I think you’re on mute 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1974 And this is what a communication monopoly looks like. 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1975 Sorry, someone's on the other line. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1976 No……This is Higgins. From Accounting. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1977 I said, I THINK A TUNNEL WOULD BE SMARTER! 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1978 For today’s meeting, we are piloting a less expensive alternative to Zoom. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1979 In the Beginning, there was the can. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1980 I said I can't. My phone is an I can 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1981 I can't hear you. Try calling back on my cell. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1982 If anything urgent comes up, you know where to reach me 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1983 Hey! Is anyone there?? I think I' ve lost my way 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1984 I fixed the reception issue. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1985 I never catch you at your desk. I'll text you... Taptaptap TAP TAP TAP taptaptap 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1986 Why don't we just cross that bridge when we come to it. 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
1987 Hello, I'd like to speak with you about updating your current cell phone. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1988 I'm calling on my landline. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1989 Yes, Donald. This is a direct line and untraceable by the Feds. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1990 The line must be down again. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1991 Seriously, scam likely? I give up. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1992 You're over the hill, Joe -- you're canned 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1993 Have you found your phone yet? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1994 Gee, Marge, I can still here you. That's right mister - the power of 1 Gee network! 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1995 My my, what a kinky connection! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1996 I don't know where I am. Well....my phone isn't that smart. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1997 No Donald, this isn't a secure line. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1998 Tell him I'll call him back once I get things straightened out. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1999 I think I need to upgrade my phone. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2000 Hello, this is year 2034 calling 2022, it was all worth it. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2001 They really cut corners on the new i-Can. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2002 Rogers Communications is down again 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2003 I think the string needs to be pulled tight, over… I think the string needs to be pulled tight, over… I think the string needs to be pulled tight, over… 1.2773 0.05459 119 95 15 9
2004 ...then you're gonna want to make a left on Main St. On second thought, just following dang cord! 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2005 You’re eligible for the federal student loan forgiveness program. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2006 We’re sorry. The person at this extension has not set up their voicemail. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2007 I'd be stranded if it weren't for this new technology! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2008 See I told you we could do a long distance relationship. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2009 Everything old is new again! Is new again! Can't you hear me? 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2010 I’m sorry, all our cans are busy. Please hold for the next available can. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2011 Can I get his direct line? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2012 I'm sorry I can't talk now--I'm on roam. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2013 Gone the way of the Dodo. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2014 No signal - No problem. 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2015 He said he'd call on the land-line. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2016 Ok you can stay up until 9:00 if you finish all your homework. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2017 Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2018 I said 5G, not 5K 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2019 It's the sound of music. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2020 As your attorney, I concur that this is fun. Now do your homework 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2021 No, I can’t hear you now 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2022 No, I can't be more specific. Just follow the string. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2023 It has a better reception range than T-Mobile. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2024 Your restricted roaming plan has been activated. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2025 Can the sarcasm. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2026 Wow, sounds like you're right next to me 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2027 You sound as if you have polyps on your vocal cords. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
2028 Do we have a deal or are you gonna keep stringing me along? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2029 I can't hear you. Can you hold the line please? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2030 Why would I buy a cell phone? The landline still works fine. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2031 Sorry, you're breaking up... 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2032 Sorry Dear, I can't hear you . We must have a bad connection. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2033 Can you hold? I have a call on the other can. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2034 Yodel-a-yee-who's-calling? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2035 Warranty replacement? Donald is that you? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2036 If you're home, pick up the line. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2037 Thank you for calling. Please listen carefully,as our options have changed. For your location,press 1. For rescue service,press 2. For all other options,press 3. To repeat the selections,press 4. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2038 Hello, TWA ... 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2039 I'm calling you from my land-line 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2040 Can we meet in one hour?" 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2041 No, I upgraded to the iCan 12. Longer string. Shiner tin. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2042 And that plan includes free nationwide calling plus 50% off the first 20 miles of cord. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2043 Let me call you back on line 2 - it’s more taut. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2044 Your call is important. If you would like to request a callback… 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2045 You won't hear this, but there needs to be tension on the line for this to work. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2046 The current wait time is...73 minutes. Please continue to hold. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
2047 Five purple Dalmatian smack pineapple exit tryst snorkle?" 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2048 Where are you located? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2049 Just follow the cord. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2050 Yes, this is your new Chief Technology Officer. I'm having a little trouble finding you on Google Maps. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2051 This Burning Man thing is so cool! Did the sherpas deliver the lobsters yet? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2052 Ah, I'm afraid I can't press one. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2053 My car warranty is up to date 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2054 I'm sorry--the reception is terrible here. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2055 You're extended auto coverage has expired... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2056 Sorry, I can't talk right now. I have a call on the other line. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2057 Great reception! Are you calling from your Tesla? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2058 I don't want to string you along but I'll be a bit late for our meeting. Start without me. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2059 Darn! I wish I’d brought my can opener! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2060 Yep, the cell service is great up here. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2061 No Thursday’s no good. How about never? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2062 What do you think about the new landline? Over. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2063 Please hold for Mr. Pynchon. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2064 Much better. I just switched to the Bean with Bacon plan. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2065 The beginning of long-distance calling. 1.2740 0.05256 73 53 20 0
2066 Please hold—the hills will be alive with music as soon as we’ve served the others in the queue. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2067 Please hold for an important message from AARP. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2068 I said, "Can I speak to you about your car's extended warranty?"! 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2069 The rates are good, but the customer service is lousy. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2070 Sorry, in the hills. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2071 I may be over the hill, but don’t string me along. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2072 I'm having some problems with my internet speed. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2073 seems to be a loose connection 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2074 Best phone I’ve ever had - can’t hear a thing! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2075 Yes, I can hear you and yes, technically it is indeed mobile - but my worry is that it won’t take long for the spaghetti to go off 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2076 Leave a message 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2077 I guess the landlines are down again. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2078 Can I call you when I’m back in my office? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2079 It’s easier to text. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2080 You know what? I can’t hear a thing. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2081 We’ve been trying to reach you about your automobile’s extended warranty. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2082 Could you pull the line a little tighter? My plan doesn’t have good coverage out here. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2083 I can't hear you, the connection is breaking up. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2084 I told you no more calls to work, kiddo. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2085 Can,you hear me? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2086 Sir, your stagecoach is on the way 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
2087 Who dis? New phone! 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2088 Nobody here by that name, you must have the wrong number. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2089 Marvin was allowed out for the weekend only if he promised to check in every day. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2090 Bad traffic, but on the way 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2091 The caller wishes to reverse the charges. Will you accept? 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
2092 Now, I just need your social security number- then will be all set. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2093 I must be getting closer. I can hear the ocean. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2094 Retro encryption - Hacker proof analog phones. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2095 Just follow WHAT wire? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2096 You said you wanted to work remotely. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2097 It would easier if you texted!!! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2098 Yes, I am pleased with the roaming plan my service provider offers; it is quite far-reaching. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2099 Sue, in just 3 years we will eligible for an upgrade! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2100 Never use a cell -- don't like to be tracked. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2101 This is kinky. I like it. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2102 Hey! The string has to be taut or these tin-can-and-string phones won't work! 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2103 So, you'll be comin' round the mountain soon? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2104 Please hold while I transfer you to the front desk. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2105 Who? No,they're not here. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2106 The hills are alive with the sound of (on-hold) music 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2107 Sorry, I’m not going to be able to join the meeting today with video. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2108 Nature is calling, are you ready to listen? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2109 I will have to call you back -- the coverage here is really bad. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2110 I thought the wifi invoice was due next week. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2111 It’s great, I can’t hear a thing. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2112 No Brenda, for the the third time, I said your mother can chuck her shelf 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2113 I know it’s a nuisance dear, but don’t you feel more secure…so that was eggs, milk and bread right? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2114 The long-distance service out here is lousy, but at least it's cheap. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2115 That’s right. You don’t need wires to talk. The words go through the air on a …. “#@&!!” 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2116 Can you hear me? I said, life is so much easier without all that USB stuff. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2117 I'm still not hearing anything - are you? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2118 Sometimes I get the feeling you’re just stringing me along…” 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2119 No, we cannot reverse the charges. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2120 Nothing like a little "Sound of Music" to start the day! 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2121 It’s an I-Phone Zero. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2122 Is this line secure? No bugs? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2123 A conundrum for Jones. On the party line, Juniper is calling Jenny. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2124 Yes, the reception is terrible. It's a 2C network. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2125 You must first insert three quarters to complete your call 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2126 I can hear you, and amazingly you're not breaking up! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2127 Please stop twisting my words! You know what I mean! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2128 Okay Victoria, what's your secret? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2129 Yes, it is better 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2130 Is this better? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2131 I do not need a gps. With this phone I never get lost. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2132 Hello. We’re calling about your auto warranty that’s about to expire.., 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2133 My car warranty? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2134 I thought this would save money but have you seen the price of string? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2135 ....Please select from the following menu.... 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2136 Yes,Tommy,I did sell your Disney stock and put you into the company that makes Happy Meals 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2137 Are you working remotely or just remotely working? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2138 Talk about the boonies? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2139 Who gave you this number? It’s my private line. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2140 One of many mobile phone ideas that Motorola rejected. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2141 Failsafe Network! 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2142 Why yes, I can hear you now. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2143 Say 'one' if you got lost on your way home from work because you don't have your phone." 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2144 Great plan: no roaming fees as long as I don't run out of wire 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
2145 Thanks for adding a candy bar to the tuna sandwich you put in my briefcase 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2146 Millenial discovers the world's last land line. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2147 Yes,I know my car warranty has run out. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2148 ‘Polo’ 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2149 Do you accept collect calls? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2150 Hold on, I have someone on Can Waiting. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2151 It's me, your inner child! I want emancipated. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2152 I have reached the windows default background place. Where are you? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2153 Are you happy with your long distance provider? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2154 Hello, Is this the wooden wagon wheel factory? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2155 I can hear you now 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2156 I'm saving $100/month on ATT, but I'm spending a lot of free time buying string. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2157 Tag, you’re it. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2158 Connections bad, but I know how to find you. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2159 Damn interference, I’m hearing the sound of the sea! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2160 What!! You need my cell phone number” 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2161 I actually get great service out here. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2162 This works great, just need to iron out a few kinks! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
2163 Please deposit twenty-five cents. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
2164 Sure, it's impractical, but it beats paying long-distance call rates 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2165 Your voice is a bit tinny 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2166 I didn't want to break up with you over text. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2167 Can I call you back? I've got another call coming in. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2168 Now that I am the last man on earth, where are we getting married? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2169 Press three for more options. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2170 No, you don’t understand, my mobile phone is a land line. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2171 Err..well I think this is one startup I'm not going to finance. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2172 No, Boss, this time I’m not lost. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
2173 You're right! The Campbells soup cans are much better than the Heinz cans. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2174 I hope no one cuts the line. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2175 I don't have roaming charges as long as the string reaches 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2176 You'll have to speak up, this line is a little choppy. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2177 Cell phone's out of juice. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2178 No, we haven't wireless still, but we're all in the loops. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2179 I told you I could field that call. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2180 Talk about opening a can of worm!!!! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2181 Just follow the line. We can meet here. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2182 Sandy Hill, yes, but can you hear me? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2183 This Horizon network seems to work fine 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2184 If you're lost just follow the cord. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2185 Sure, never is good. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2186 No, I'm not Glenn Campbell and I'm not a lineman for the country. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2187 Just ask someone for directions. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2188 And get Sourdough not Rye.. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2189 For billing press 1 for customer service press 2 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2190 Yeah, the line's secure, it's just us. Yes, I'm sure. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2191 Sweetie I have to let you go. I'll send you a pigeon when I'm on my way home. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2192 OK, I promise to buy a cell phone with a good data plan when I get home. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2193 Have to wind it up, Jack. We've cut you a lot of slack already. Sure you've gone to great lengths to string things along your end but whenever we try to tie you down, the whole deal just unravels. Don't call us. We're calling in the receiver. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2194 Do I hear the can-can? 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2195 Hello, operator? I’d like to make a long distance call. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2196 You have four bars? I have no bars since getting disbarred, but at least I’m not behind bars. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2197 I’d like to speak directly to Grandma, please. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2198 Your sales territory stretches from one can to the other. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2199 I don’t care if it’s a secure line, replace the beans! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2200 Speak up, I'm calling on the landline. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2201 If this is an emergency dial 911… 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2202 the signal is bad up here bob 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2203 I can always tell a land line. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2204 Never mind, Mr. Watson. We don't need you here. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2205 Speak up, my land line has a few kinks in it. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
2206 Finally, a phone plan with unlimited frolicking. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2207 I can't hear you -- can you talk a little chowder? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2208 Why do I hear sand in my ear? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2209 We have been trying reach regarding you vehicle’s warranty. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2210 I'll call you back--I'm in a bad tin can telephone area. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2211 damn land line, poor connection call me back on my cell 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2212 Good news, we’re offering you a lifeline.” 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
2213 Hi. I think I’m due for an upgrade. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2214 Hey, that's supposed to be dinner. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2215 But my car is still under warranty! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2216 Ah, no connection at all! Excellent! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2217 Hello, is this Christo I'm speaking to? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2218 Did you get my text? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2219 I just got the strings attached. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2220 I can't quite hear you. I think the string needs to be taut--could you crawl a few miles into the distance and try again? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2221 Why, yes, it is a landline. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2222 Gotta hang up now. My plan still has roaming charges. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2223 Hey Siri, directions to home. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2224 Kevin will be joining via audio 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2225 Yep, I can still hear the ocean 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2226 I'm sorry but you have reached a tin can not in service 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2227 I know this call is long distance, so I'll keep it brief. 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
2228 Yes, it's a little better than the cell phone. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2229 … on a positive note, no more dead zones. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2230 There's trouble on the Verizon. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2231 I said I'm getting rid of my land line! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2232 I'm sorry you've reached the wrong can. This 'Cam-bell'. I get this all the time. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2233 That's right - a medium cheese, and five gallons of water. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2234 Sorry about it being last minute, but your meeting is canceled. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2235 Mom says to call home 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2236 The policy says remote but reachable, sir. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2237 It beats working from home. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2238 Now that we finally got the Internet out here, I'll be working from home for the foreseeable future. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2239 Isn't that odd? I had a feeling it would be you calling. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2240 I’m laying in bed thinking about you too, honey 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2241 Roaming charges are a thing of the past. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2242 Nobody likes a hotshot in the hills 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2243 ‘Sure you call, but I can’t help but feel you’re stringing me along.’ 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2244 It was only then Harold realized the benefits of slacking off in his long-distance relationship. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2245 Fake news! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2246 The warranty on your camel is about to expire 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2247 I think this cartoon has been traced. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2248 Honey, I have not been sending you to voicemail all day. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2249 Can I hook my GPS up to this 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2250 Yep, full bars everywhere I go 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2251 For your information, I am not Jose'phine Bonaparte! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2252 To upgrade your wireless plan, press 2. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2253 Bill - we're pulling you in from the field 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2254 Speak up please - try higher - your words sound twisted. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2255 Hi Donald, no I haven't been followed. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2256 Sorry it took so long to get back, retro tech is in these days. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2257 Daddy, how far are you? Can you still hearing me? Don't forget to bring candy! 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
2258 It’s not working as planned. You better start pulling some strings.” 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2259 Everything new is old again, Watson. Now, come here. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2260 No bars. I have a land line. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
2261 are you sure this is a landline? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2262 That sounds kinda kinky. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2263 The extended range of the latest model is amazing! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2264 I'll have to call you back. You're breaking up. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2265 Are you sure this is what they meant when they say cable? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2266 That's a YES. I'm your can-do man. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
2267 Sorry Boss. I’m working virtual today. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2268 Speak a bit louder, please. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2269 Sorry, I'm the only subscriber. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2270 So, do we have a deal, or are you going to keep stringing me along? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2271 Hey Dad, can you hear me now? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2272 Progresso!? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2273 Honey, it’s the hills. Listen, I have to go… 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2274 No this is Mr. Dale. Mr. Hill is over yonder. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2275 Satellites can't trace this call. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2276 Oh, one other thing Lloyd, don't forget the wine this time. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2277 No, Thursday's out. How about never--is never good for you? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2278 You've GOT to be kidding! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2279 Yes, I know they look like tree lights. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2280 Room number, please. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2281 Last desperate option as I have no land line and no cell service. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2282 We'd like to discuss extending your car warranty. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2283 Come again? There was a break in the soup line. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2284 No,but the long distance is remarkable Susan 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2285 Press zero to reach a representative. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2286 Why should I care about more towers when your bundle doesn't include unlimited soup? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2287 I'll be late for the meeting. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2288 Sandy is not a woman 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2289 I think I wandered into 1959. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2290 Yes, this is Graham. Who's calling? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2291 Verizon Guy’s Grandfather 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2292 You sound a lttle loopy today. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2293 Can't get wifi out here so I've strung ethernet cable. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2294 Your voice is tinny but I can still hear you. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2295 Could you speak louder? I have a new phone here. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2296 Yes, I would love to have that unexpected tax refund processed! If only I hadn’t left my checkbook at home, I could tell you my account number right now! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2297 Caller: We hope you don't feel like we've been stringing you along. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2298 Watson here. I'll be there as soon as I can, Mr. Bell. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2299 How do I Zoom on this App? 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
2300 Over hills and dales, Dear Ariadne, I read you loud and clear. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2301 Please press 1 to confirm you would like this number placed on the do not call list. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2302 This way millennials can't cut the cord. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2303 I’m calling about your vehicle protection warranty 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2304 Wait; I need to check my modem. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2305 I assure you ... it's a landline 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2306 I promised my wife I'd leave the cell phone at home. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2307 Just follow the yellow coiled cord. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2308 You say you're me as a little boy, and you want me to ditch the briefcase and roll down the hill? 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2309 Don't bother me! Can't you see I'm on the phone? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2310 With this new feature, I'll never get lost! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2311 Please help me I’m dying of thirst. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2312 I'm your agent! Your whole schtick sounds too canned for the Suits. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
2313 This is your attorney talking on a secure line. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2314 I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2315 I think I prefer Zoom, after all. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2316 The aliens will now pull the string, and...CAPTURED! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2317 Hello? Yes, I ordered a camel an hour ago. Fifth hump on the right. I'm in a camel suit and black shoes. Hurry, I've got to pee. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2318 No, I can hear you fine; but we appear to be on a party line 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2319 I get only local service with my new plan. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2320 What's that? A tip about bitcoin? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2321 I can barely hear you. The cord is too long. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2322 I’ll head your way now Mother. See you in four months. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2323 Yes, I am in the canyon. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2324 Hello. Hello ! Can you hear me now ? Whata’bout now ? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2325 I think you might be on mute. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2326 Since I started working remote, I find myself using more Slack. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2327 Yes, this is mom. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2328 We're calling about your soapbox car's extended warranty. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2329 Hello… hello… hello 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2330 Well, you know, Verizon wasn't working so I got creative. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2331 Just a minute, I have a call on the other line. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2332 Hold on,I think my line got twisted. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2333 I'm not stringing you along, honest! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2334 Sorry, I’m still not seeing you. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2335 Is this line secure? 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2336 As I recall,you have to pull the string tight for this to work. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2337 Are you sure you really don't need "Whole Life?" 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2338 I can hear for Miles and Miles and Miles. 1.2619 0.06586 84 69 8 7
2339 You can come and get me now 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2340 Do you have WiFi? The roaming fees are killing me. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2341 Please hold while I transfer your call. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2342 If you listen closely, you can hear my regret 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2343 I think it's for you. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2344 Yeah, No bars. Cans. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2345 Well, it's harder to bug and easier to recycle. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2346 We've been trying to reach you about your tree house's extended warranty. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2347 Hold for a long distance call, please. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2348 Time for tubby tax returns 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2349 Don't you just love this new technology! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2350 Yes, delivery's free but you have to give me an address 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2351 In point 5 miles make a left ..... 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2352 You know you can get stringless cans these days? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2353 A world without cell phones. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2354 Listen, Ariadne. I appreciate what you’ve done for me, but it’s over.” 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2355 I've been what? Canned? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2356 I hope I've reached the right person. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2357 Hi, Mom. Yes, yes; I AM on my landline! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2358 I knew I should have stayed with one of the big telcos. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2359 “Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you!” 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2360 A charge of $299.95 has been made to your Amazon account. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2361 You will never find me, I left no trail, ha,ha. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2362 You're breaking up. Can I call you back next year? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2363 Hello, can you her me now? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2364 This way I am sure the government is not listening 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2365 I said coiled again Not foiled again ! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2366 Yes, yes, yes... I can hear you now. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2367 IN THE ERA BEFORE WIRELESS . . . . . 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2368 Answering your call would be a stretch 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2369 I've heard cell phones cause tumors, so I'm trying a different approach 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2370 May I ask how you got this number? I don't usually give out my landline. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2371 Thanks for picking-up Dad. This is going to be my audio-art project. I'll call it 'Running Wire 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2372 Yes, they’re kinda like white elephants…. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2373 Now, bury the ransom in the sand and walk away. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2374 I told you we didn't need to be next-door neighbours to still do this! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2375 Sorry, I don't have time to answer a survey about land-line security. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2376 I’m lost. Which way to my office? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2377 Have you found my cell? 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
2378 The warranty on the Honda is about to expire. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2379 Thank you for completing our 7 factor security protocol. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2380 In Slodokia, this is the best outside line they have. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2381 Please hold, all available operators are on the beach. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2382 Let them try and trace this. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2383 We would like to offer you an extended warranty on your car. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2384 Is that you, Christo? 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2385 OK - So I will buy a cell phone. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2386 I still think you're overly concerned about a wiretap. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2387 James Webb Space Telescope?? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2388 We think we may need to upgrade our cloud infrastructure 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2389 Press one to speak to a representative 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2390 Burner phones got too expensive 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2391 Yes..pull the cord tight! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2392 Still nope. Hold on, I’ll call you back on my cell. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2393 Is this thing on? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2394 What's a cell phone? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2395 I can't believe we have reception out here! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2396 I won the Nobel? Pull the other one. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2397 For the love of god, I don't need car insurance...but how did you get this number? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2398 I regret to inform you that I’ll be out of the office with limited access to calls and emails, but feel free to reach me by tin can. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2399 I call it the mePhone. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2400 Is there any 'sound of music' on your end? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2401 I'm on the Proggreso friends and family plan you? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2402 At least make your story believable! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2403 They said it a long distance call. But really??? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2404 Sorry, I’ve gotta go — the hills are calling. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2405 I SAAAAAID: ‘WE’RE LETTING YOU GOOO!!!’ 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2406 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2407 I can't hear you, can you yodel louder? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2408 Is anyone there? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2409 Where exactly did you lose your keys? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2410 Let’s try a chicken noodle soup can 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2411 I’m over dressed as usual 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2412 Yes,I still have a landline. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2413 I'll Hold 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2414 Your other option is our premium long distance plan. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2415 I’m Sorry. I thought this was a whistleblower tip line. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2416 The unsuspecting passerby grabbed the wire like alien by its sex organ, thus dooming Earth and all its inhabitants. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2417 Sounds good - text me with any updates. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2418 Hello? Internet of 1995? I’d like my life back please. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2419 I told you to never call me here! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2420 keep going the line has to be taut for it to work 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2421 I'm sorry could you repeat THAT there's still some corn in my can . . . 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2422 How did you know to reach me here? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2423 The signal is up and down. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2424 I’ve gotta let you go now….I’m outta string 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2425 Can you repeat that. You're cutting in and out. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2426 I was told this would be a hybrid meeting. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2427 Hello, I am here to pick up the U.S. nuclear codes. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2428 Can't talk much longer. I'll be winding it up here soon. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2429 I think we got our wires crossed, because I can hear you and I said, 'Can do! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2430 Yes, do you deliver? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2431 Yes I think you could absolutely hide here. Sorry they took your phone Congressman. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
2432 your call is important. please stay on the line for the next can. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2433 There's no cell service out here! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2434 So this is how you get the sound of sand effect 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2435 Yes, I finally found a location for our vacation tree house with good landline reception. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2436 Now I just need to set up the WiFi 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2437 You tell me what you’re wearing first. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2438 Hello, . . . Bill Gates? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2439 Are you okay? You sound a little loopy. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2440 You’ve taken this too far 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2441 Why do you say that it sounds like I'm calling from 1956? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2442 You're breaking up with me? Here? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2443 Rosebud? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2444 How about now? Can you hear me now? 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2445 We were stupid to get rid of our smartphones. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2446 Hi, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2447 Please listen carefully as our option menus have recently changed............ 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2448 Yes....I can hear you....faint but audible. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2449 I told you to call my cell. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2450 YOUR SAYING THE I.R.S. IS SAVING MONEY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE PUBLIC? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2451 We’d like to talk about your cars extended warranty. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2452 I've told you never call me at this number! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2453 So…what did you need me this far from my desk to tell me? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2454 Explain to me again why we chose not to go wireless? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2455 You want a safe call- that is it! 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2456 Yes, yes, I’ve taken every precaution to not be traced. I have the briefcase, where do we make the exchange? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2457 Yes, if our line drops, gimmie a smidge, and I’ll pick it up. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2458 Loud and clear, Noah! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2459 Still better than Skype. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2460 Too bad I’m deaf and mute. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2461 Hello? Hello? Maybe you should have paid for the roaming charges. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2462 Look for your driver in an 1822 Oxen Wagon arriving in 2 hours. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
2463 这个设备被窃听了。 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2464 A landline does has its limitations… 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2465 The service out here is actually pretty good. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2466 Not all who wander at lost, but sure looks like I am... 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2467 Miriam, the reception is really bad out here. I only have one bar. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2468 No, I don’t see any juice bars. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2469 Sorry, I’m running about a century and a half late. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2470 It looks like a Cezanne from here, too 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2471 Sorry I'm running late. Can you give me another extension? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2472 The mountains are calling me. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2473 Act now. Your car warranty is about to expire! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2474 Well, it certainly took long enough.. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2475 There’s not enough tension in this conversation. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2476 Surely this could have been an email... 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2477 Yes,I can hear you now- but you’ll have to hold on because I have another call I’m expecting to come in via Smoke signals 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2478 Hang on a sec, I need to get the other line 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2479 Uber runs camels ? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2480 I’m sorry — how did you get this number? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2481 No, it’s okay, I have roaming turned on. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2482 Did you not see my out of office? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2483 Bars? None yet. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2484 I still don't see the dessert. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2485 Maybe if you emptied the can? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2486 It sounds like you have sand in your mouth. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2487 Hello,I need a taxi. I do not seem to know where I am. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2488 What,when,why!!! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2489 So, how do I find you? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2490 I don't have that document. Can you share your screen? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2491 Sorry, you've got the wrong can. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2492 The hills are alive? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2493 We will not string you along. Please hold for the next available can. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2494 Is the only game on this self-phone kick the can? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2495 These hills always cause interference. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2496 Sorry, I can't hear you. There must be a kink in the cord! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2497 I can't hear you. You need to taut the string. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2498 Watson. Can you hear the sea? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2499 What do you mean, I need to go back and get the eggs? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2500 Hello, is this MCI? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2501 Look, 'dumb phones' are making a comeback, it's only a matter of time... 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2502 Hold on, my other line is ringing. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2503 Hey, boss, this sales territory is really hot! Anyway you could join me? 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2504 I can barely hear you ... Are you pulling the string tight? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2505 SPAM CALLS…From Canned Meat… To Telecommunications 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2506 We are calling to reach you about your extended warranty 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2507 Do you have any idea where I can find the subway? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2508 This is the earth calling. Fix your shit or else! 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2509 Your car warranty is about to expire. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2510 She sells sea shells by the seashore. Can you hear me now? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
2511 I've been telling Marge we need to get rid of our landline... 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2512 I’d advise against Enron at this point. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2513 No, “mountain time” was NOT just figurative. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2514 Hey, this actually works and it’s better than Zoom! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2515 Arrived. The destination is on your left. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2516 Long Distance, this is Erin, how may I direct your call? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2517 Hello, Stone Age? It's the Republican National Committee. You are no longer on hold. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2518 The service is bad, I'll text you. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2519 You’ve reached the afterlife. Please keep holding — your call will be answered in the order it was received. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2520 See! Doesn’t this make getting fired more fun? 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2521 You can tell me, it’s a secure landline. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2522 I'm near the top. Speak up. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
2523 It's been thirty years of extending the line, but I can still hear you, Bobby! 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2524 The FBI has wiretapped all my phones! 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
2525 Busy Signal. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2526 Are you working remotely today? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2527 Customer Service? You lied to me. The string is costing me way more than cellphone service ever did. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2528 You sound a bit muffled, try using an empty can. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2529 Does your landline line too much land? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2530 Yes, clear as a bell on a distant hill. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2531 Follow me to your destination. If you’d like, tie you briefcase on me, so you won’t have to carry it. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
2532 I don't get it. She said I had lousy communication skills and she needed some space. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2533 I’d like to make a collect can please. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2534 Climate cataclysm? Pah! A sales target's a sales target! 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2535 I think I’m in a dead zone 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2536 Yes, we do still make long distance calls. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2537 I might be a little late for dinner. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2538 Sorry, you must have the wrong can. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2539 Long distance please operator. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2540 No, I don’t have Prince Albert in a can. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2541 I don’t need a cellphone plan. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2542 With a long enough cord, you can use your Landline anywhere 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2543 Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2544 This is a long distance call,please keep it short. Thx 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2545 Dennis begins to have second thoughts about his investment in an analog GPS. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2546 You thought I was dead, didn't you? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2547 No... I say: "We definitely have to improve coverage". 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2548 I didn’t think a trail of breadcrumbs would work. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2549 Yah, amazing! Full landline service throughout the southwest for only two bucks a month. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2550 go ahead, I hear you loud and clear!! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2551 It’s a little isolated, but I’m the head of the whole department! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2552 5G?? i'm still using 2G? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2553 « There’s no place like home » 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2554 I didn't realize my auto warranty was about to expire. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2555 Did you know your car warranty is about to expire? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2556 To speak to a customer service representative stomp eight times. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2557 Hello? I'm waiting for a system update. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2558 You'll have to excuse me if I sound a bit out of line this morning. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2559 I think someone’s tapped this line Mr. Trump 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2560 We should've just used our cell phones 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2561 Lewis' test of the new land line design had remarkably good results. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2562 What do you mean wireless? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2563 I can’t hear you! The string has to be straight! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2564 Honey, it happened again. I’ll be late for dinner 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2565 Morpheus, the line was traced. I don't know how. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2566 Okay, I moved a bit. Can you hear me now? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2567 Amazing, no matter where I call from, I still get the little girl next door. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2568 Please say or enter your Wire-Fi code. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2569 What is your soup of the day? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2570 Hello,this is Robert. You have miles to go before you sleep. Walk faster! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2571 Despite being one of the top wireless phone and internet salespeople in underserved communities, he just couldn't let it go. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2572 Sorry, my name's not 'Watson.' 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2573 Martha, I'm sorry I'm late; I have been on the can. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2574 I don’t see that you left your water bottle here. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2575 Are you're saying you want to eat a fried clam? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2576 It's Mom. Did you eat a good breakfast? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2577 I should’ve splurged for the iPhone 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2578 He says he's standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona . . . he says he's a fine sight to see . . . oh, he says a girl in a flatbed Ford has just pulled up, and he wants to know if he should climb in. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2579 Landlines aren’t what they used to be. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2580 Dear, how can I miss you when you call every day! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2581 Sounds like the ocean's calling. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2582 So this is what peak times means. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2583 The service is bad! You sound really far away!! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2584 Now I’m both tired and wired 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2585 That'll be 25 cents please. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2586 Can you speak up? I think the lines are crossed. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2587 Hello, Uber. That's right. Just follow the string. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2588 Damn, they cut the secure line! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2589 This isn't funny, John. I know what you're doing. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2590 Please hang up, and try your call again. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2591 Hello Donald…I’m on the secure line…say again?! 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2592 Looks like a new twist on telephony! 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2593 And no roaming charges! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2594 Give me a minute, I’ve just got to wrap something up. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
2595 Don't say anything incriminating, I think the line's been tapped. 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
2596 Hold on a sec, honey, I’m getting another Spam call. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2597 I can offer you the whole system for a very reasonable price, Mr. Musk. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2598 Can I reach or leave, what"s your openion 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2599 I hear you fine. I have my phone set on Wire-Fi calling..... 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2600 Hold on while I untangle things here. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2601 I know, I know. But it's only $2.75 a month. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2602 Patent #RE000538, failsafe communications cybersecurity. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2603 It’s times like this I’m glad I kept my landline. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2604 It has the best nationwide coverage. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2605 Just listen, it's a long story with lots of twists and turns. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2606 I know it seems silly, but it's the only way to guarantee confidentiality. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2607 Wifi, shmifi, who needs it? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2608 We’d like to talk with you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2609 I guess you didn't get my out-of-office notice. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2610 Titan Up? No, the Tennessee Titans aren’t on the docket. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2611 What's wireless? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2612 Yes, I can hear you Mr. Bell, but I believe the future is in wireless 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2613 I'd like to install a second line, please. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2614 Finally! You’re late! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2615 Bill’s going to keep walking until the string is taught so it can carry the sound vibrations. There’s about a mile of string, so we’ve got a while to go before I tell him he’s fired. Then we drive back to the office before he can catch up to us. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2616 Could you speak up? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2617 I think we need to update our tech guys. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2618 HELLO! HELLO! I need a can opener. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2619 Lifelong friends are the best kind. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2620 Your automobile’s warranty is about to expire… 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2621 Follow the string and use your imagination. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2622 Your dinner's on the table 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2623 This is your lucky day! Car breakdowns are a thing of the past..." 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2624 Honestly I prefer the technology we had before the MAGA war of 2024. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2625 You can't leave me on hear! 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
2626 The thing is to not let them suspect one's real thoughts 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2627 I'm done with social media." 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2628 Put yourself on speaker. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2629 You’re breaking up. The line is not taut enough. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2630 Yes, sweetheart, I'm still out buying cigarettes. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2631 I was just calling to see if you wanted to extend your car's auto warranty. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2632 I’m on the road to nowhere, can I at least get a horse? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2633 No rush. Your appointment is here on time, but he’s got a lot to crow about. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2634 So you want to sue, who? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2635 Press #0 if your attire is dated. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2636 Yes, this is Off The Grid Insurance. How can I help you? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2637 Yeah, I know the phone smells like tomato soup but it works great when I can't get reception on my cell phone, except when goats eat the string. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2638 Call you back. I'm on the other line. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2639 Yes, this is quite a step-up over breadcrumbs. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2640 Warranty? But I don't have a car . . . or a phone, for that matter . . . but thanks for asking. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2641 I knew we could manage without a cellular tower. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2642 No, it’s OK. I have the best “unlimited roaming” plan ever! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2643 Longest Distance 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2644 I'm Gary, your teledoc. Please tell my your symptoms, loudly. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
2645 I told you to give it to me straight. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2646 You're breaking up, but at least I know how to get back to the office. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2647 Cell service is lousy here. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2648 You’re really sounding kinky. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
2649 P U L L T H E S T R I N G T I G H TER ! ! ! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2650 Undergrounding will cost how much more? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2651 Please hang on. Your call will be answered shortly, shortly, shortly... 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2652 I purposefully chose the last destination left on Earth without cell reception for my holiday, and it’s just been so Zen. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2653 I’m going to have to call you back. Seems the conversation wandered a bit… 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2654 Directions to where I am? That’s a bit tricky. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2655 You're cutting out...no, this time YOU check the string for knots! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2656 You lied when you said that there were no strings attached to this job. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2657 If this is an emergency, press 1 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2658 She wants you to know you can run but you can’t hide. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2659 Hey Janet keep me in the loop……Janet?! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2660 Who said you could work from the valleys? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2661 Sorry. I can’t see the metaverse from here. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2662 Why yes, I am interested in hearing about your wireless plan. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2663 ...and it's a no-contract plan. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2664 Pick up,pick up,pick up,pick up the can! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2665 I'm grounded, so I can't talk on the phone. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2666 What? Reception's better if you pull the string taut! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2667 They hit the Pentagon!?! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2668 Yes, I’m alone and I brought the money. Now where’s my parrot? 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
2669 This is what happens when you screw around with the phone company. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2670 Buried where? 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2671 Drop the case and remember, no cell phones, I don't want to be traced. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2672 You don’t have to yell, I can hear you just fine! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2673 Look at what we got them to spend money on now" -Apple exec 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2674 Ok now I’m ready to hear your ‘super interesting’ story from this weekend. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2675 Go away. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2676 bring me in now. l d soderlind minneapolis mn 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2677 Yes, I understand. But our shoestring budget has reached its end. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2678 Flights cancelled, internet's lousy here, but I'm on my way. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2679 Hey Kiddo, I have a line on that property you want. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2680 Everyone, please put your line on mute… 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2681 Hello Operator? 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2682 Peas? No, I had the creamed corn. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2683 Tin-Can you hear me? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2684 As a salesman, Sam was fed up with cellphone roaming charges. So, he decided to go old school. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2685 I told you not to call me here... 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2686 I can barely hear you--we need to tighten up the line. 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2687 No signal out here. Had to use the land line. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2688 I'm sorry, I don't see why this wouldn't count as teleworking 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2689 Hello? Is this the neo-Luddite support group? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2690 You are muted. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2691 Can you hear me better now? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2692 Bullocks of fake news 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2693 Joe hopes there is an important message from the great call of China. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2694 Hello? Operator? This is Patti. Can you connect me with my childhood please? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2695 No, it’s great. Much better than Verizon. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2696 I guess 5G was the cost for the wire . 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2697 You're asking, my sweet, if I'm calling from a bar? 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2698 Sounds like both our cans are full of sand. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2699 Max, what happened to your cell? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2700 I think I finally have to agree. A cellphone would have been a much better choice. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2701 Yes, I can hear you fine. Cream of Mushroom cans get the best reception. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2702 Okay, so I take a right at the first sand dune, and then... 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2703 I can't hear you either, but the roaming minutes were killing me. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2704 I think we got our wires crossed. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2705 Donald who? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2706 I panicked when we cancelled the old landline and decided to replace it. This was the best they had available. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2707 Hello…hello…Damn, I think I lost my can-nection… 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2708 Daddy’s tired after work and would rather have a can of beer. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2709 Can I have your attension? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2710 Best phone deal in town- can’t beat it. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2711 Yes, dear - I appreciate you not keeping me on a tight leash anymore. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2712 Mohammed, yes I can hear you. Ok, I'll pick up a bag of chips! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2713 Yeah, I'm so happy I don't have to be tied down to the office anymore. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2714 Nope, nope, clear as a bell. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2715 I really appreciate you carrying the spool 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2716 Your auto warranty coverage is about to expire. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2717 Yes,I would like to extend my plan. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2718 As a matter of fact, I may not be entirely satisfied with my long-distance carrier. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2719 Mom! I can hear you breathing, stop listening in on my calls. You’re not the boss of me. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2720 Technically Sidney WAS 'on-call' 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2721 This is your government calling, and we're here to help you. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2722 It's cheaper than wireless. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2723 Operator please. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2724 Yes, I'm looking to buy an encyclopedia set. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2725 Yes, I can hear you. You’re standing right behind me. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
2726 Yeah, we might be wrong about the Earth being flat thingy 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2727 I'm sorry, your phone plan does not permit texting. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2728 If you can hear this, you're not completely over the hill. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2729 At least I am not being texted to death. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2730 We're calling about adding an extra line to your landline. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2731 Our connection is a bit grainy. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2732 Looks like the lines of communication are broken. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2733 Siri?…call Samantha. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2734 Can you pull the string at your end tighter? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2735 Really, I've gone off-the-grid! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2736 i can’t hear you it’s literally just a can wtf 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2737 Is the grass greener over there? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2738 Turns out there is no Will or Way. Did he specify a return address? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2739 Just wire me the money. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2740 Mr  Giuliani, Trump’s on the tin can telephone line 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2741 What's a text? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2742 Ringing the future to get credits 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2743 this cartoon is not worth a hill of beans 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2744 So this is how 5G works. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2745 The hills have eyes but need to get their hearing checked. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2746 I’m having difficulty hearing you, there must be something wrong with your phone. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2747 Is this Tig Notaro? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2748 Harold, what time will you be home to the treehouse for dinner? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2749 Nature is calling, please hold. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2750 Am I talking to the JD Vance landline? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2751 What do you mean ‘the wrong kind of roaming?’ 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2752 We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2753 I'll wipe the can as soon as you hang up. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2754 Shake the can once for Sales,twice for Repair, three times for… 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2755 Climb every mountain, Forge every stream, Seek and you shall find! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2756 You've been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2757 I’m afraid that Mr. Goober is unavailable right now” 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2758 Extend my car's warranty? Sounds great! 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2759 I'm on the no-call list! 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2760 To talk to a human, press 1 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2761 I don't know where he is. Hold the line while I go look. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2762 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2763 I hear you clearly. This is one technology that won't go the way of the buggy whip! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2764 Before zoom 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2765 Love the can-do spirit. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2766 Mr. Watson - come here - I can’t see you. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2767 You may lose me for a second, I'm going through a tunnel. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2768 Triple your business with the new ICan landline... 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2769 US Middle East Peace Negotiations 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2770 Yes,I am considering changing my long distance provider 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2771 What do you mean "you don't accept collect calls"? 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2772 Yes dear, looks like another long day at work. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2773 What do you mean I sound kinky. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2774 Found it. Just follow my landline. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2775 I can hear ya just fine 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2776 CAN you hear me now? Get it? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2777 Mr. Watson, is that you?” 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2778 The First Man to “WFH” 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2779 Your voice has a lovely undulating quality. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2780 Tragically, a large tangled knot would form. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2781 They better not charge long distance rates for this 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2782 I can hear you fine but your location eludes me. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2783 Do you have Can-Fi? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2784 Billy? Really? Sure. I can come out to play 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2785 If Watson had been on vacation 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2786 Yes, exactly. It works just like in that movie ‘Big’. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2787 I don't get why no one uses landline anymore. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2788 Your ad said: Order by phone. Hot pizza, any time. We deliver!" 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2789 Mr. Smithers? I'm working out in the field. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2790 I am following your instructions. I don't think they are helping. I am still lost. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2791 Spill it... 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2792 Can I call you back? I've just stepped out of the office for a minute. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2793 What do you mean ‘I forgot to write an out-of-office message’? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2794 These new cans have better reception than cell phones!! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2795 And this land line does not remove trees from our forests. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
2796 Cause my cell phone won’t work in these mountains 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2797 Oh, it's the mountains calling? And I must go? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2798 yes sir, on my way in. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2799 We've been trying to reach you about renewing your car's extended warranty service. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2800 ... And best of all there's no need for encryption! 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2801 The original factory warranty on your briefcase may be about to expire…. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2802 Is your refrigerator running? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2803 No thanks, I'm not interested in extending my car's warranty. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2804 The proof you need. Landlines arent dead. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2805 Finally! I’d like to cancel my Facebook page, please. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2806 A text? Um, can you read smoke signals? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2807 Can you still hear my tie? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2808 I can hear you fine, Mr. Bell, but couldn't you just text me? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2809 Hi, Rod Serling here. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2810 No, you don’t need to worry about being recorded. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2811 I'll check my connection and get back to you next week. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2812 The Wire-Fi connection just doesn't work this far out. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2813 Yes darling,I see there is cell service everywhere. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2814 Meet Hal. The last landline holdout. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2815 I think the telephone cable is actually a string. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2816 Call me back on my landline. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2817 Hey Ken, Are you sure the meeting is still happening at "Out-to-Pasture"? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2818 Is this how "off-the-grid" works? 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
2819 "How did you know I was calling from a land line?" 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2820 Maybe not crystal clear, but we have the lowest lying-distance rates in the business. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2821 Hello? Google? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2822 We might need to upgrade to the 500 Mile Plan. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2823 Yes, people truly HAVE overrated disintermediation. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2824 I'll be there when I get to the end of the line! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2825 Did you hear me now. I'm working remotely. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2826 I’m sorry, did you say look over the horizon or you work for Verizon? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2827 The hills are alive…with the sound of hold music. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2828 Yes, this land line is secure. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2829 What do you mean I still have to pay for long distance? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2830 So...it was something I said? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2831 Are you trying to string me along? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2832 Yes, I'm wearing the tie Aunt Hilda gave me-- 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2833 Sorry Bill, but it’s sounding like you in the middle of a sand storm! I’ll try later. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2834 Sounds like you’re in the ocean. Call me later. 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2835 I love how you get so kinky when I call. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2836 Could you speak a little louder, please? We seem to have a bad connection. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2837 An ad by an honest phone company. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2838 H-E-L-P M-E. . I'm lost somewhere in the Hills of Mediocrity. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2839 Reception has gotten way better since I switched away from T-Mobile. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2840 Yes, I’m calling from a landline! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2841 Larry of Arabia 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2842 Connections ok. But the only game is snake. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2843 No strings attached? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2844 I have no GPS but I think I can find my way back. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2845 Can I hold? How did you know?!? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2846 I'll be home in a minute, just need to wind up this phone call. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2847 Once again, Howard came through loud and clear with his "can do" attitude. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2848 I said.....I said.....b-i-i-i-i-itch. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2849 'Sir there is no one on the other can. I know, I walked twenty miles and checked." 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2850 What, no , I'm not interested your "hill and dale" Fall promotion. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2851 We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes. Please continue to hold the line, tightly. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2852 I've been trying to reach you about your phone's expired warranty. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2853 You'll know you're close when you reach the Vulture Sanctuary. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2854 We have come a long way from those kindergarten days my best friend 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2855 How do I know you again? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2856 Can you hold on? I’m getting another call. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2857 was that 'purple mountain majesties'? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2858 I know it's been very hard to unwind 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2859 Sounds scratchy. We still need to work the kinks out. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2860 Left! I’ve said turn left! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2861 can't hear you I'm raiding... the ex president crib 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2862 Speak up; I'm not getting good reception out here. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2863 The new 0 G network. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2864 Yoooo YOOO. It works! I can hear you! This mf is long as hell too. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2865 The hills really ARE alive with the sound of music. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2866 I Want To Help You clean Computer 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2867 You’re right, this is way better than my WiFi! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2868 She'll be coming 'round the mountain? Who is this? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2869 I don’t see a Prince Albert, but you’ve certainly reached a can.” 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2870 Your Uber driver said he can't find you. What are you wearing? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2871 I don’t trust answering machines. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2872 I'm out of the office, but I'll run it through the pasta maker when I get back. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2873 You’re right, Mr Trump—who the hell needs Twitter⁉️ 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2874 Okay, you're right. I should have asked directions 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2875 Put me on speaker phone. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2876 You are on the fastest route. Follow the wire for 127 miles. Your destination will be on the right. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2877 I will ring you in 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2878 "Hi Timmy. I told you I'd call every day." 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2879 Convict him? Oh, sorry. I thought you said 'Elect him'. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2880 With this phone there is no roaming charge. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2881 I’m on the company’s latest discount package from AT&T. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2882 I hear that we're going have to start paying for these calls soon... 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2883 You'll have to pull the string tight for this tin can phone to work. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2884 By gosh, I *can* hear the ocean's roar. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2885 I can’t hear you…should we switch to FaceTime? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2886 Sorry. I dropped my cellphone in the pool again. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2887 Yes.....I have heard of a cell phone. Why do you ask? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2888 I’m still waiting Mr. Watson!! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2889 You still sound way too tinny. Looks like we'll have to upgrade to platinum cans." 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2890 Hi Ed, sounds like you have a case of the hiccups. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2891 Sorry, I must’ve dialled you with my can. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2892 My father always said, “International Calling Rates are for Putzes” 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2893 Please hold while we look into the basis for your service termination. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2894 Smartphones are way too insecure 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2895 Damn, I got the answering machine again. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2896 Your mom wants to know who put green beans in the dog bowl. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2897 Just to say, the wireless model arrived right after you left! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2898 Apologies if my voice sounds tinny. This is the only phone with no roaming charges. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2899 This is my land line so don't text me. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2900 Tell me again what you want me to pick up for dinner. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2901 The roaming fees are really adding up 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2902 Was it good for you? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2903 NO, OF COURSE I'M NOT LOST. I THINK YOU JUST PLUGGED THE PHONE INTO THE WRONG DESERT. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2904 Mr Smith, will you accept a long distance collect call from your wife? 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2905 Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2906 Hey listen there’s a long line of people waiting for the phone… 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2907 Your call is very important to us, please hold... 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2908 Hey, the line has to be taunt for this to work. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2909 Operator? This is Campbell's Chicken Noodle calling Cream of Mushroom. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2910 Not great, but it’s better than the cell service I had. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2911 What? The meeting was cancelled?! 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2912 Billy? You home? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2913 This is Doctor McCrae. You have a can, sir. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2914 The reception is great. How can the IPO miss? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2915 iPhone, schmiPhone! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2916 THE SOUND OF SILENCE 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2917 I CAN hear you, heh, heh. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2918 Yes, I found it! They say it's five o'clock here 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2919 That's right, guaranteed full nationwide coverage...." 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2920 Believe it or not, this is a landline 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2921 Harry, You know that we could have settled this with a simple e-mail. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2922 I layered everything for 5G Internet. No more waiting 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2923 I feel like this could have been a text. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2924 Yes, as a matter of fact, I am thinking of changing my long distance service. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2925 It sounds tinny. Are you on Speaker? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2926 I’ve still got 3 bars 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2927 Yes, Ayatollah,I understand. Kill him now. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2928 It’s something about an extended warranty. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2929 In 25 feet, turn left at the sixth loop in the string. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2930 what do you mean, 'hang up, this is a two party line' ? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2931 Your car's extended warranty is about to... 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2932 Dear, how's the weather today? Did little Beth get better? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2933 You speak in such monotone, I figured listening to you this way would hopefully add some inflection to it. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2934 Can you speak up a bit ? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2935 I'm calling about adding a second line to my service. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2936 You're right, I should switch to Android. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2937 My warranty expired when? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2938 And don’t worry. Just because you’re out of sight doesn’t mean you’re out of mind. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
2939 There’s nothing like a good land line to keep me connected to civilization 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2940 Hang on. I need to get a few mountains closer. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
2941 I feel like I should be hearing some call music right about now. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2942 Why yes, I would like to hear more on how I can save on auto insurance. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2943 .“Can I call you back? I think I see my 11:00 Mongol horde coming over the horizon.” 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2944 Hello, Anyone Home? This is Acme Insurance. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2945 Press 1 if you ate an existing customer, press 2 for... 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
2946 The reception out here is amazing 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2947 No, I never used one of these in summer camp. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2948 I will never trade up to a flip phone" 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2949 After this, we can play Kick the Can! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2950 I'm sorry, Wilbur, I cannot marry an accountant. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2951 Hey. Bill, here. This new start-up’s going to go even bigger that Microsoft. You want in? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2952 Cellular plan? What's a cellular plan? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2953 this is Verizon customer support: Can you hear me now? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2954 Will you please just get a cellphone? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2955 You truly are my twisted sister! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2956 …..Now cough 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2957 Honey I'm Home. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2958 No, this is 555-4212. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2959 Are you sure this is a secure line? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2960 No, I'm not running late. I will be there in five minutes. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2961 Why, yes! I do happen to be in the neighborhood. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2962 Are you sure you're using a soup can? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2963 Hello! Is anyone there? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2964 What does hump day have to do with it? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2965 Yes. I can hear you now but it doesnt matter! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2966 For cripes sake Roger. Did you find the water bubbler yet? Copper is expensive. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2967 Sorry, I can't stop these hiccups. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2968 Don’t worry no one can hear us, we are totally safe. Hey, are you there? I can’t hear you! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2969 I can't believe we pay extra for international calls. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2970 I have heard that you need to stretch the line tight. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2971 Hi, here the Chair of the Fed. Of course we continue to trust you. Don't worry, we won't remove you from the dollar bill. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2972 What’s your cell number? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2973 I think I lost you for a second 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2974 The reception is surprisingly great in the hills 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2975 This way I can save $50 a month. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2976 And the best part; no roaming! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2977 I'm sorry, that is not a valid option. Returning to the main menu. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2978 Secret to a successful marriage: one way communication 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2979 You're fired! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2980 Does this have any games?" 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2981 I don't even have an extended warranty on my car so how can it be expiring? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2982 You say what? Turn left, then right? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2983 Did you take a right or a left at the hill? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2984 Oh-- you said to get ready for a long distance CON call?! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2985 …With no strings attached? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2986 Oh, sure. I can be there by nine. AM or PM? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2987 I knew that sales person was lying to me when they said free long distance. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2988 Can't text you. I ran out of data. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2989 What label are you wearing? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2990 HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU! 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2991 Sorry to have to tell you this, Greg, but we have to let you go. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2992 That makes total sense. I’ll can you when it’s done. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2993 You sound tinny. Go get the good can opener. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2994 Now I hear you! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2995 We can now legally say we're better than Verizon. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2996 $120 a month, no strings attached? I’ll pass, thanks. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2997 Just two more steps back. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2998 National park service info: No cell service in the park; limited can and string service available near rest areas. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2999 Yeah, let me get on the road and call you from my cell instead my land line 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3000 The ocean’s calling and we’re all out of shrimp 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3001 And there Bob stood, obliviously waiting for sound to travel through a slack string. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
3002 I think the new phone plan is a good idea, Boss, but a wireless plan would be better: I can't keep the string taut. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
3003 This new model has more rubber-band width 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
3004 Call me nostalgic. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3005 Just use the Find-A-Friend" app. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3006 Hello, you've reached Bill. I no longer have a landline or a cell. Leave your name, number, date and time of call, and a brief message. If the string doesn't break, I'll get back to you. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3007 The installer said he would be out next Tuesday to bury the line. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
3008 to speak with a representative.......press 1 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3009 My kids just text now. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3010 I promise, this is just between you, me and Boyardee. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3011 We underestimated how much wire is needed. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3012 You mean I don’t need to keep it plugged in? 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
3013 I only meant "Cut me some slack" figuratively. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3014 Just follow the yellow can-phone wire . 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3015 We've been trying to reach about your car's extended warranty. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3016 Not much. What's going on over hill and dale? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3017 Sorry, I have a bad connection. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3018 Sure I can hear you, you sound like you're in the next desert. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3019 Daddy, will you bring me back a bunny this time? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3020 No, I didn't get your text. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3021 Press 0 for an operator 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3022 Hello, Hello, Hello, anyone there? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3023 What do you mean my tie is bad? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3024 So, they think they can deplatform me, do they? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
3025 Bad reception here, even on the land line! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3026 This is Noah, is anyone there? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3027 Web MD says it could be a UTI 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3028 Hold on, I got someone on the other line. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3029 Oh my god, they hit the Pentagon 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3030 No I’m not canned. Just a bit tangled up 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3031 Can you hear me? We need to pull the string tighter for this to work! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3032 Hello? - I still love this game… 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3033 Can you get a little farther? I can't hear you. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3034 V.P. Phone Home... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3035 No, Son, You don't NEED a Charger 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3036 No, Dear. All's going well. And, no, I'm not hungry due to all of the sand which is here. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3037 To speak with a live cow, press 1 or remain on the line for the first available cow. Your wait time is eight to ten minutes.” 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3038 Don’t call me, I’ll call you 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3039 On closer inspection,we should just be friends. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3040 Lost my phone. Glad we have backup. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3041 And remember to get string. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3042 On a clear day I can hear forever. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3043 Working remotely is not a problem for me. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3044 Speak up--reception's terrible up here in the mountains. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3045 You can REALLY hear me? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3046 It's a minor tour back and there's no Minotaur or labyrinth. The agency will not approve a helicopter. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3047 The cans are so cheap, I don't even mind the long distance fees! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3048 Okay, Jonathan, you do deserve a cellphone! 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3049 Cell phone reception our here is terrible! 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
3050 I need an upgrade. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3051 Thank you for your call to Cross-Country Airlines. Your approximate wait time to talk to a representative is 7 hours, 23 minutes. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3052 When EF Hutton talks ... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3053 I said, 'This will never work'! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3054 It's like hearing the ocean in the 80's 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3055 You’re telling me the can I kicked was listening the whole time?!? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3056 Hang on a second — I'm getting a call on another line. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3057 Look I know you’re upset, but I really do need to take a call on the other line 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3058 Can't hear me? Empty the can first. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3059 The warranty on your car has expired.... 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3060 No, Sir, coverage isn’t an issue with your landline. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3061 I can save you money on long distance. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
3062 Yes! It sounds like you're just next door! 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3063 Why do you still use a landline? 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
3064 I cannot find any cell towers. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3065 This area could use cell phone service 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3066 I'm glad we found a way to make long distance work. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3067 Yes, I did see your text in the sky. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3068 I hear you fine, but there must be a better way. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
3069 Hm, that’s weird, it went straight to voicemail. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
3070 Well, well. So you have the new 5G soup can! 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3071 The reception is excellent. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3072 No, no, no.. not a problem. I’ve got the ransom and this is saving me tons on roaming. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3073 Can you repeat that last part? I heard you a little gritty. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3074 I'm about to lose signal. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3075 have we meet 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3076 This motherfucker. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
3077 I'm going to be a little late to the office 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3078 Yes operator. I understand. Regardless, the long distance charges seem a bit excessive with regard to the quality of the service. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3079 Yeah, my cell phone won't get a signal out here. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3080 The cheapest long distance call ever made. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3081 I promised my wife I’d leave the cell at home. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3082 Your call is important to us. Please hold and one of our operators will be with you shortly. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
3083 What's a timeshare? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
3084 They are not welcoming to auditors. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3085 Hold please while I pull the line tight. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3086 OK, no one can overhear me now. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3087 We're going to have to rethink this, Alexander. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3088 Ya,remote work has its ups and downs 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3089 Straighten out the kinks. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3090 I’m losing you . . . 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3091 Phone, wallet, keys... 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3092 This is what we call ‘vintage remote work’ 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3093 I’m sorry, I’m not home right now. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3094 What’s that? I said, “Trump’s second presidency may have ruined infrastructure, but the hills have become alive!” 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3095 Yeah, switching to Verizon has been great so far. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3096 With deregulation, I can now use generic soup cans 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3097 There's a first time for everything. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3098 Can you hear me now? How about now? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3099 My service should be fine, I’m on a landline. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
3100 I’m calling about your car’s extended warranty. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3101 No cross streets but I’ll be easy to spot. Tell the driver I’ll be holding a string can phone. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3102 I can’t hear you, my tie’s too loud. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3103 We've been trying to reach you about your post-apocalypse insurance. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3104 You've been randomly selected to receive a fabulous prize! Just enter your credit card information and... 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3105 Still can’t hear you. Pull harder. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3106 Yeah, the service isn’t great but no roaming charges. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3107 What? I’m breaking up? I said, can you tell that i switched to Sprint? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3108 Sorry if I’m breaking up. The shoe phone’s in the shop. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3109 Like socialism, good in theory, hard to implement. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3110 Auto warranty? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3111 I don’t think I can Zoom with this thing, but I’ll try. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3112 Yes,in fact I have 6G. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3113 There's no reception so I'm calling you on a landline. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3114 Running a little late, be there in five! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3115 yes, this IS a landline phone. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3116 We did it, Watson! The world’s first sand line! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3117 It wasn’t part of my contract 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3118 Wait...you're breaking up. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3119 I hate these areas with no cell phone service. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3120 But I canceled my landline months ago. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3121 From the mountains to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam, this is me, over and out. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3122 You're breaking up. Try using a V8 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3123 Come on Joe,what's with all the double talk 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3124 Did you say Mount Anne Peak or Mountain Street? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3125 Unmute 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3126 Long distance operator: “your three minutes are up. Please deposit another quarter.” 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3127 Your call will be redirected shortly. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3128 We will be right with you Mr. Crenshaw. Please make yourself comfortable and take a seat. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3129 My warranty? Funny you should ask. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3130 It's the last time I sign up for a cell phone plan with one of those startup companies. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3131 Yes, still working from home. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3132 Can you hold on? I have a zoom meeting starting on my shoe in a minute. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3133 Thank goodness we still have a landline. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3134 Yes, this is a long-distance call 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3135 Aaahh….teleworking… 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3136 I hear music! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3137 Your call is important to us. Please hold for the next available agent 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3138 No I have never heard of string theory and what’s that have to do with my poor quality phone reception? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3139 Yes, I got your call on the shellphone but feel safer on a sandline. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3140 You are wear? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3141 I think I 'm going to upgrade to a new can" 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3142 No, it's a little tinny. I'm going to upgrade to a number ten. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3143 Try pulling the string taut. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
3144 I am really not a ‘No strings attached’ type of person. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
3145 For our current menu please press 1 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
3146 I can't hear you. These things work better when the string is taut. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3147 You want me to pick up more string on the way home? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3148 TIKTOK MOUNTAIN 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3149 I’m here for my IV o’clock appointment. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3150 I can barely hear you over the music from the hills 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3151 John, you can't be serious! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3152 This is Rachel. Your car warranty is about to expire, but we can save you thousands of dollars in potential car repair costs if you buy our extended warranty... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3153 Hey kids, how many times do I have to tell you, 'Stay off the line' " 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3154 This is to notify you that roaming charges will apply 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3155 Has it hit the wall yet? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3156 We’ve been getting a lot less spam calls with these new land lines… 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3157 And my wife says I'll avoid confrontation at all cost but here I am, taking initiative! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3158 Just tell them that if it's urgent, they now know how to reach me. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3159 You hear me now, Can? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3160 Thank you…(shhh)…for choosing…(shhh)…T-Mobile.” 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3161 I look forward to meeting you and no need for directions. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3162 A call from nature 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3163 Let me put you on hold. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3164 What do you mean sometimes a can is just a can 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3165 I just yodeled into the can, can you hear me now? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3166 Early IT failures ( ONE END MUST BE MOUNTED ) 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3167 Will you accept a long distance call from Felipe? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3168 I really need to invent cell phones. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3169 Please hold. We appreciate your business and want to provide the best service possible. One of our operators will be with you shortly. You are number 1,835 in line. Press 9 for more information or choose one of the following options ... 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3170 Well yes,the monthly price is not a problem but there are a couple of issues 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3171 Trust me, the science behind this is sound. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3172 I think the router's out. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3173 Hello, this is Microsoft support. We've detected a virus on your computer 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3174 They never said I would be working this remotely. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3175 I’m going to be a few minutes late. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3176 Press 1 to be connected. For troubleshooting questions, press 2. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3177 We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3178 That's better. My cellphone just doesn't work in these mountains. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3179 Sorry. I already purchased a long term car warranty. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3180 0G technology, sure--but clearer audio quality nonetheless. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3181 And pick up bread? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3182 Cliff? No Cliff here. Hello? Hello??? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3183 Hello, I want to talk to you about your cars extended warranty. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3184 Press 4 if you wish to speak to someone on the third hill from the left. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3185 Don't you love teleworking? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3186 You're kidding! I'll renew that warranty right away. Wish I knew I owned a car 40 miles ago... 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
3187 Hello, operator, long-distance please. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3188 I know we said we’d do ‘No Device Wednesdays’ but this is getting ridiculous! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3189 Which way to see the wizard? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3190 Why yes, I am interested in the extended warranty. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3191 Your out-of-office reply said that you expect to have extremely limited wireless access during your vacation, so we sent you this wired phone to make sure you can remain plugged in. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3192 Harold, when we said you could work from home, we meant your home, not off the grid and home on the range. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3193 Think of the money we've saved off of that last wireless bill. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3194 Customer Service? Hello? Can you speak up? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3195 Yes, I am a registered Democrat... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3196 Your call is very important to us. Please hang on to your can and we will be with you shortly. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3197 Is your husband always this obtuse? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3198 Between this and my briefcase abacus, I’ll never be tethered to an outlet again! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3199 Yeah, I’ll be keeping my landline. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3200 the real reason weather reports have become so accurate 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3201 I can’t hear you honey; take up the slack line. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3202 Could you talk more softly? I don’t have a volume control. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3203 Our Retro phone plan will make you feel like a kid again. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3204 Now that is what I’d call ‘long distance’! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3205 Crude, I know, but MBS can't track me. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3206 Yes, indeed, I think I can hear the ocean. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3207 I said I'll be with you in a moment . I am on the can. I said Can. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3208 Great. Another dropped call. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3209 Yeah boss, I’m calling on a secure landline. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3210 Trigger warning: this message is kinky. Smash can with briefcase to opt out. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3211 Diced Tomatoes here. Do I call you Chick Peas or Garbanzos? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3212 Just leave the landline open, Sir. We’ll be back with you in 11 metres. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3213 Can confirm, it is undulating. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3214 *fart noise* 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3215 I think this is long enough to be considered long distance call Karen! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3216 I'll meet you for coffee in five. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3217 Is this still I good time to talk to you about home insurance? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3218 ?? Foot the flea-face frown ?? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3219 Facebook's down again! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3220 What's that you say. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3221 My car warranty is just fine. Please stop calling me. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3222 Can I get there on time? Let me check my sundial. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3223 There is a chance we will be disconnected by a knot. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3224 I am still along way from Albuquerque 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3225 The other inventors said they'd learned a lot from looking at nature, but with his new decice he'd be the first one to listen to it 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3226 Yes! Remote work can go old-school. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3227 It's called "lo-fi." All the kids are doing it. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3228 Could you text me later? I'm on my land line. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3229 5G is not all I expected it to be. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3230 Long Distance? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3231 Yes, Mr. Trump. This is the end of the line. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3232 Yeah, I switched from AT&T to Campbell's. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3233 Just one bar, Joe? Heck, maybe you should try a land line. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3234 I'm on my landline, so no I cannot use GPS to locate. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3235 Yes, I would be interested in upgrading my current phone! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3236 It may be easier if you just text me! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3237 Jim, you’re somehow still on mute. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3238 Which way is Cloud Nine? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3239 We’re experiencing higher than normal call volumes at the moment. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3240 Mr Watson, come here, I’ve lost my iPhone 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3241 This is a final courtesy call: The warranty on your soapbox derby vehicle has expired. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3242 Honey, it's the only way we can talk without Facebook knowing.... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3243 Benjamin, I have two words for you: Lithium-ion batteries. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3244 I’ll tell you what god hath wrought! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3245 Operator, can you put vegetarian refried pinto beans on the line please? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3246 Turns out adaptation was overrated. Too late for mitigation? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3247 Can't hear you, Bob! We need to try a better quality of string. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3248 Can you speak up a little? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3249 Yes sure, but now we need your eSignature for your room booking. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3250 Walkie talkies never require passwords, wifi or upgrades. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3251 How’s that? Your can’s cutting out. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3252 I told you not to call me at the office! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3253 No,no one by that name here. I think you have the wrong number. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3254 You were right, this network does have the best coverage. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3255 Can you hold, I'm getting another call! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3256 We could use an alphorn 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3257 This sounds so much better than my cell phone! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3258 Yeah, they gave me a great deal on this landline. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3259 Are you at the beach? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3260 I used all my PTO, but I don't get any bars out here. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3261 Yes, yes... I am holding the line... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3262 No. Not kinky time. Kinks in the line. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3263 I will be home for dinner soon… really… 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3264 Sorry, there’s no reception out here! 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3265 Just follow the sound of my voice... 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3266 Welcome to customer service 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3267 I can still hear you. This time go OVER the Great Wall Of China. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3268 I absolutely refuse to buy a cellphone! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3269 I'm sorry, sir, the last train to Clarksville has left the station. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3270 Can you tell me how to call an Uber with this thing? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3271 Still busy!! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3272 Can you speak up? I’m on my land line. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3273 I'd like to place an order for curly fries, please. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3274 I know I should have gone with banana! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3275 This is Heather on an unsecured line. Can you hear me? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3276 I think there's been some miscommunication. I need to work the kinks out before I sign anything. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3277 Hello. Who is this . . Deez who? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3278 I do need an extended warranty! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3279 I've been transferred to Boise. At my age! 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3280 The Internet is dead. Pass it on. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3281 And I get unlimited data. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3282 Pssssaaat crnkllsht… double broadband penetration by the end of… psssshtt crnkllsht pssssht… 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3283 According to our records, your car warranty is about to expire but if you just press “one” ... 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3284 I always keep my landline connected in case of emergencies like this. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3285 Yeah, remember back in 2020 when they asked us to stand 6ft apart? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3286 Your voice still sounds tinny. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3287 I can still barely hear you but it's still better than cable! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3288 Hold on...that bleating is my call waiting. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3289 Listen carefully to my instructions. The final drop will not be using Dixie cups- 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3290 I'm in your neighborhood and I have some great deals. Mind if I stop by? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3291 I hear you. Can you hear me? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3292 Finally, no more unwanted calls - ever! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3293 Do you. know where my iphone is? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3294 VOICEMAIL BOX IS FULL! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3295 I’m on line. Can you hear me? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3296 I knew I should have cut the landline. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3297 You can say that again! (Please say that again.) 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3298 Are you sure this is a cold call? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
3299 Hello from Lake Limestone, Tx! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3300 It is the only way I don't get pinched." 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3301 Watson, come here - I've optimized cloud communications! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3302 Is this a local call? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3303 This only works if the string is taut. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3304 You are breaking up. Pull the line. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3305 Hang on a minute. I have to tie my shoelace. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3306 This is Anthony Blinken. Give me a direct line. I need to speak to the president. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3307 Yeah-no, I used to have one but social media was really taking a toll on my mental health. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3308 Alexander Graham Bell’s early tests in telecommunication involved his cousin Ed, a hand shear salesman accustomed to venturing into the country side in search of shepherds to whom he could sell his wares. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3309 I’m coming back. I forgot my abacus. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3310 So....you think I've no idea where you are? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3311 Could you please talk straight? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3312 Move back. It works better if the string is tighter. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3313 We've been trying to reach you about your expiring car warranty... 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3314 Yeah, just a moment… Does anyone have a spare pen? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3315 I don’t have a caption but this reminds me of a funny story. There was an empty telephone booth at our local pub, so we put a soup-can phone in there--and someone else got blamed for it! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3316 Now start running until the string is taut. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3317 No Bob, I didn't get your message about rescheduling for Tuesday. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3318 Why Nebraska doesn't need cellphone service. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3319 I still can't hear you, Chris, but I am getting some deeply moving vibrations from the biosphere. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3320 Your Car Insurance is about to expire . . . 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3321 yes, but no matter where I roam, the 911 folk can always find me. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3322 Hello. HELLO. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3323 Speak louder, your voice sounds very gravelly. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3324 Paying for the land was cheaper than his monthly cell bill " 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3325 I don’t understand Physics. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3326 Where the hell are you? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3327 Thanks honey, what do you mean that we're out of tomato soup? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3328 No. I am on a landline......YEAH ......It's a bit cumbersome but....hello..... can you hear me?.....hello.....hello... 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3329 I’m calling to confirm my reservation. I booked two nights in your treehouse… 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3330 Harold, you left your car keys on the kitchen table..... 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3331 I said I would keep in touch. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3332 I'll be right there, no I don't need directions. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3333 We were fresh out of bread crumbs. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3334 Can you hear me still 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3335 How about now? Do I still sound tinny? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3336 The service is bad. Can you call me from your sand-line? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3337 This new apple grapevine update is great. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3338 Sometimes remote working presents its own unique challenges 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3339 No, Mom, I promise, I'm sleeping over at Timmy's. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3340 Your Amazon account has been compromised… 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3341 This is the future,baby - wireful. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3342 Deaf? No,I can hear you. Oh,you said death. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3343 Oh, the meeting was moved to where? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3344 No, sorry. I don't see any treehouse by that description. You might have the wrong number. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3345 Roaming free 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3346 Drastic times call for drastic measures. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3347 Another sale, Mr. Costanza! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3348 The joke’s on you…I don’t have a refrigerator…who is this? You sound familiar. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3349 Where'd you say that gold was, agin? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3350 These new gadgets DO work better than a cell phone! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3351 Come on back. I found your phone. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3352 It's 1876 calling. Are we reaching you? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3353 We’ll put the new cell tower right here. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3354 I don’t actually work here but I’ll just find someone who does 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3355 Can you hold the line....a bit tighter? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3356 I still hold onto my land line. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3357 We'll get it straightened out as soon as we can. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3358 This conversation is as twisted as the connection. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3359 You can talk freely, it's not a party line 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3360 This call is costing me a fortune, so tell me, what do you see? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3361 Can you hear me? I’m on the extension. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3362 Sorry I pace a lot when I’m on the phone 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3363 Try again. I’ve found a hotspot.” 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3364 Yes ma’am, we’ll be happy to include one dozen empty soup cans if you sign up for our 5G coverage. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3365 How about a selfie?” 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3366 Sorry, you sound like you are in a can. I must be in a dead zone 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3367 'Before cell towers' and 'before Ma Bell' is coming through loud and clear. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3368 Long Distance at a Dollar a minute ? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3369 Over hill,over dale I am hitting the dusty trail... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3370 I'm getting tired of carrying the can for you on this project Larry 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3371 Call you back,only bar" 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3372 Musta gotten our wires crossed somewhere along the way. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3373 What ever happened to no strings attached? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3374 I am long way from home, honey 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3375 Is this what you mean by a hookup? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3376 No on the extended warranty but yes on 'Hello Fresh' plan please. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3377 I think our wires are crossing 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3378 Hello....Hello....Hello...Hello? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3379 your car warranty is ending shortly , this will our final attempt to contact you 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3380 It’s God. He wants to know if we have Prince Albert in a can. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3381 I didn't know Mary had a little lamb. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3382 Let's make it fast, this counts as long distance. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3383 Honey, you know where I am! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3384 Are you there? Where's there? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3385 Let me call you back on the other line. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3386 Thanks for stringing me along, but I actually prefer email. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3387 What I hear you say is loose and loopy 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3388 This works much better than my cell phone out here. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3389 No. A representative. Representative. Main menu. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3390 You sound over the hill and far away. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3391 C'mon, Mary, you hang up first! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3392 Good news, you can come out of hiding. They dropped all the charges. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3393 Loose Talk" 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3394 You want me to bring home a gallon of milk? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3395 Sorry you'll have to speak up, I'm just a drawing in a cartoon. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3396 This is about the only downside of lobbying - successfully - against universal broadband service! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3397 Make it quick, these long distance calls are really starting to add up. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3398 Say again… how many times did he take the fifth? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3399 Did you put a stamp on your text message? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3400 THIS MESSAGE HAS TOO MANY KINKS IN IT 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3401 I don’t have any reception. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3402 Is this really the Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3403 We're sorry, but your carrier is taking a nap 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3404 I always knew long-distance would work... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3405 We have tried to contact you several times about your expiring car warranty. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3406 Can you hear me now up above the crowd 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3407 Coming soon: “You’re Breaking Up Bad” the prequel to Better Call Saul 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3408 C'mon, is this some kinda joke? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3409 I guarantee the feds can't track us. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3410 Sorry boss, you sound tinny even on the land line. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3411 This is much better coverage than my cell phone 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
3412 Finally, no spam,hackers, cookies ,or recordings. Gotta love this new technology! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3413 naant...naant...naant...naant... 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3414 Tell them respectfully to return all the seized documents,..... blah, blah, blah. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3415 OK, and how will I find my way to your location? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3416 Yes, I am over the mountain and I can see what I can see. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3417 It's rather disappointing. I thought at some point I'd hear the sound. Actually, I think it's dead. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3418 I'm guessing you're at the beach. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3419 How it feels reaching out to my daughter across the void. Tin phones, and I am Deaf! 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3420 No, Sweetheart, you hang up first. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3421 Thank God there are still a few land lines left. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3422 I'm listening to my outer child. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3423 Wanna get kinky? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3424 Long distance Will you accept the charge? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3425 You sound kind of soupy. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3426 I paid to be transported back to the future, not the past! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3427 Press 1 for English and 2 for Spanish. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3428 I don't think you understand how these can phones work. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3429 Connect me to long distance, please. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3430 JUST like when we did this across the alley but COOLER. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3431 You have to pull it tight to get a decent connection. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3432 This is your phone answering service. Please hang up and dial again! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3433 Can you hear me? Can you hear me? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3434 Hello, I'm calling about your car's extended warranty... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3435 You’re breaking up. You must have an android. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
3436 My warranty is about to expire? Yes, I can hold. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3437 No. There's nobody here by that name.. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3438 I’ve upgraded your plan 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3439 Ah, civilization ('Trump ...Trump ... Trump ... Trump ...Trump ...'). 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3440 I'm calling to see if my kid finished his treehouse. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3441 I’m ALWAYS connected to you baby! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3442 Was the test successful? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3443 Please press one to confirm and nine to cancel this appointment. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3444 I don't take long-distance calls. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3445 Take me off speaker. I don’t want anyone hearing this 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3446 A secure line—good. Now just put down the smoking gun and let me handle the rest. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3447 This is one kinky line I've picked up. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3448 Okay, I hope you wrote the list down. The people will be here in an hour. Oh, and one last thing, your mother called but I really couldn't talk, so please give her a call before you get to the grocery store. Okay? Bye! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3449 Hello? I think we have a bad connection somewhere. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3450 Sorry, dear, I can't hear you. I'm going through a tunnel... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3451 This is all I could get from my iPhone5C trade. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3452 WHAT, Now there’s a charge even for a Dixie cup string phone 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3453 You’ve got the wrong number. This is Bob 0’Beans NOT Bob O’Peas!! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3454 Hello, may I please speak to Ma Bell 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3455 Your call is very important to us. Please hold for the next available agent. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3456 Please hold for the next available agent. Enjoy our Classical Strings’ version of “I left my heart in San Francisco” while you wait. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3457 What 5G would've looked like if Ma Bell hadn't been broken up ... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3458 Is this an encrypted line? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3459 I’m running a little late. Still waiting for my Uber. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3460 Hi, I'm calling to try and track where my IRS tax return is?" .. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3461 Landlines. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3462 Can you speak up? There seems to be a kink in the line. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3463 Yes, but my current plan has no roaming charges." 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3464 Hello sir, can we interest you in our new stringless can service? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3465 Yeah, it was this offer from Verizon, Long Lines . . . " 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3466 Don’t tell me you’re lost again! 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3467 I had a flip one but I was still addicted, so… 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3468 Heaven? It's me, God. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3469 Unfortunately Fred didn’t fully understand the concept of landlines 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3470 Bob, I forgot my keys. Can you bring them to me? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3471 told you It was a good idea to keep my land line 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3472 Rudy? Hi. I'm at the place. Perfect for a press conference. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3473 Trust me this lines untraceable 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3474 ...And the best part is, no roaming fees 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3475 Hi, can you tell me both where and when I am? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3476 You're hearing voices, dude, for this thing to work the string has to be pulled tight. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3477 Yeah I was surprised to see a land line here as well 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3478 So you're telling me to follow the telephone line across the giant asses to get to my desk? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3479 Hello. We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty... 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3480 Yes, I still have zero-G service 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3481 Sorry ,but I forget your address! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3482 Me thinks he's got great service over the river and through the hills. Not a cell tower in sight either! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3483 Joey, I told you not to use the hotline when Daddy's at work. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3484 Yeah we’re starting a business ! Popeye empties the cans, and we install the upgrade. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3485 Your camel is finishing a previous ride 5 dunes away 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3486 Isn’t physics just the best?!?!” 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3487 Please hold while I check if my refrigerator is running. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3488 Watson, stay there! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3489 The GPS on this thing is totally out of whack! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3490 Sorry, he’s off running an errand right now. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3491 Roger that! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3492 I think I can still hear him on the other line. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3493 they said there’s someone on the other line but i’m starting to get discouraged 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3494 Roger Stone? It’s me. I’m still in this prison the radical Democrats put me in. I’m going to need a few Proud Boys to get me out of here. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3495 Your tin can phone bill is ready to view on line. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3496 You're too late - my car broke down yesterday without a warranty. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3497 In these hills I need a secure connection. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3498 Here's what you're gonna do. First, loosen your tie. Second, walking slowly, follow the string back to civilization. Third, whatever you do, don't lose the briefcase. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3499 Hurry up - this is long distance. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3500 I’m currently out of office with limited access to phone or email… 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3501 Press 1 if you'd like to renew the warranty on your 2005 Honda Civic 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3502 You know you're over the hill when they take your cell phone. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3503 And if you buy now, we'll give you a second pair for free! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3504 I have been in real estate for 25 years and this is the hottest market I have ever seen for treehouses, Mr. Jimmy. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3505 Yes. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes—of course I'm doing the sandwalk. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3506 1 G. have wire and will Travel. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3507 Thanks for meeting me like this. I prefer to use a land line. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3508 This is why I did not give up my land line. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3509 The hills are alive, with the sound of the new 6G. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3510 You qualify for 3 more lines free on the family plan. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3511 I brought more string 1.2133 0.06656 75 65 4 6
3512 No, this is Mountain time. What time is it there? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3513 What do you mean, I don't have a long distance plan! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3514 This is the best service I've had since my Princess Phone! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3515 What do you mean you're breaking up. With me? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3516 All of our operators are busy; please hold. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3517 Hello? ...no I do not want to extend my car warranty... 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3518 We're reaching out about your insurance policy 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3519 We'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3520 I think this method of communication is over the hill. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3521 I knew I didn't need to waste money on a long distance "plan." 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3522 Out of office: “I am currently out of the office taking my first vacation in 20 years, but I will remain reachable 24-7.” 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3523 Honestly, I don’t think I’m more productive in the office. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3524 I think I've got another can of worms 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3525 That's right, and I've cancelled by Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn accounts... you'll never find me. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3526 I understand that but don't think it's quite fair of you to equate size with my ability to represent you, Mr. Gulliver... 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3527 Good Day, Sir. Have you considered what you'd do if your car warranty expired? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3528 Not MY left, your left! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3529 Never order dessert via tin can phone. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3530 Untraceable is good, but I really can't hear you. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3531 The Espionage Act? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3532 Yes, this line is secure. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3533 And how are your stretch goals coming along? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3534 It sure is 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3535 Don't get strung out but a cow is chewing through the cord back at base! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3536 Yes, I picked up the extension, now we can play telephone tag. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3537 You sound distant. Is it something I said? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3538 You are hereby advised that you are infringing on Alexander Graham Bell 's original patent. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3539 I understand you only test left ears in this STATE 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3540 Yes, I have time to take a survey. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3541 No, I didn't get a text reminding me of my dental apppointment. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3542 Thanks for dropping me a line. The job is in the can! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3543 0.02 G 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3544 Oh Honey! I love it when you blow in my ear! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3545 Time for us to cut the cord 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3546 Yuck, all they have here are New York bagels. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3547 CUSTOMER SERVICE PLEASE. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3548 Battery? What Battery? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3549 Hello, he/him speaking... 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3550 The wild calling? Yes, I'll accept the charges. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3551 Sorry, I can't give you that information. I don't trust land lines. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3552 Siri.....Siri.....??? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3553 Hello? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3554 Young Christos experiments with a draped string telephone. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3555 The hills are alive, with the sound of . . . 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3556 This is great! I can listen and speak at the same time. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3557 Sorry, didn't catch that. You sound a little grainy. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3558 This is Kabiru with the IRS and/or Amazon and you are now delinquent on your student loans; you must resolve this immediately or risk arrest by sending Bitcoin to the following account... 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3559 It's bare and breastly out here on this side. What about you? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3560 The reception here is grainy. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3561 Long line, no hear 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3562 long distance ? " please hold while i unravel the dang phone cor 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3563 You know, I have an unlimited data plan. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3564 This is a long-distance call 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3565 No, your grass is greener than my grass. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3566 The person you are calling is not answering, please try later. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3567 I can barely hear your dying voice. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3568 It’s time we purchased a mobile phone 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3569 Can can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3570 Yeah I'm horny for big naturals; why do you ask? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3571 Talk kinky to me! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3572 I can't hear you. Move one county over. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3573 The service is terrible out here. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3574 Hope we don't have our wires crossed, but there is still no budget for a cell phone? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3575 I have 4 bars. What about you? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3576 We're finally due for an upgrade. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3577 Hi Maria. Yes, they are alive and there’s music. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3578 Actually, I prefer smoke signals. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
3579 I don't see any reason to switch from MCI for my long distance. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3580 It's called the Friends and Cheapskates Plan. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3581 I promise to never leave the toilet seat up again. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3582 The Rubicon is in the opposite direction. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3583 Send water. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3584 I’d say the reception is about three bars. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3585 Hi Mom I am just leaving the office! There’s a lot of traffic. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3586 Nothing like the pleasure of old times! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3587 Hang on, I have to go grab a pencil… 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3588 Mister Smith , your special code, to access onetime only your Swiss Account is " 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3589 I guess I left the satellite phone home 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3590 Is it Verizon or AT&T up there ? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3591 I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3592 And don't tell me you have only one bar and the call was muffled 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3593 Are you geographically challenged? I told you to go left at the little hill. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3594 Thank you for upgrading to our new roaming service. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3595 So far there is no reception here but I will keep trying. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3596 Sorry, I’m in a dead spot. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3597 We’ve got unlimited-reception. I’m here now! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3598 Ironically, I find that comment uncanny. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3599 Trust me! It's an iPhone 1942. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3600 And they said I couldn't live without a cellphone! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3601 Over hill and dale has taken on a whole new meaning since i left my cell phone at home. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3602 Vacations have always been tough for me. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3603 Have you seen the rest of my 6-pack? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3604 Be here in 5 minutes or I'll roast your suits... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3605 You’re charging me roaming fees?” 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3606 Will you take a Collect Call from the State Prison? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3607 The solution to nuisance calls about warrantees was here all the time! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3608 Check your messages on your cell, this will only work when the line is taut. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3609 Don't forget the milk. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3610 Please press 1 for water, press 2 for sandstorm, ... 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3611 Quality Control? We've been getting a lot of complaints about strings in our soup. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3612 Me? Oh, I feel like I'm travelling back in time, for some strange reason. And I have a craving for tomato soup. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3613 Speak LOUDER! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3614 I love you too, sweetheart, but mommy is calling me on the other line. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3615 Interesting...I only ever Heard of Kick the Can! " jk fuller. genoa, n 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3616 Because has anyone EVER wiretapped cans?? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3617 No I don't need that fancy flip mechanic or those buttons, I got all I need right here! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3618 I think you're stringing me along. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3619 I'm really enjoying my new dumb phone. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3620 What do you mean, “Straighten up”? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3621 The cell drops calls. Let's use the landline. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3622 Can I hear you now? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3623 Bob relied on old technology because the cell signal was so poor in Central Park 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3624 Give me a minute, I have a call on another line. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3625 I guess I should've actually read the Terms & Conditions of this new phone contract... 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3626 It doesn't matter where you are, if you're married 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3627 Really!? Well I have to say that is the best news I’ve heard in months! This has been a long time coming! Just one question. Any chance there is someone who can help me move back into the office? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3628 The hills are alive with the sound of... "Hello?" 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3629 Hello! I would like to speak with you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3630 Speak up - there's an echo 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3631 I understand it’s remote work, but I still like to dress the part. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3632 Campaign against wireless 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3633 I don't think that this qualifies as cell coverage. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3634 Hello! You’ve reached the office of the landline lobby. I apologize for the echo on the line. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3635 Still more reliable than Bluetooth" 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3636 Your auto warranty is about to expire. Please press 1 to renew your warranty. Press 2 to be put on the do not call list. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3637 This is how I pretend I have friends to call. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3638 There’s no wireless connection out here. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3639 No, for the last time, I don't need flood insurance. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3640 Gerald, do you STILL think the smartphone makes us slaves to modernity? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3641 Nowhere to hide. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3642 Mr. Davidson, this is not Verizon. We are HORIZON COMMUNICATIONS. Our brochure illustrated why our rates are so heavenly. Mr. Davidson? Hello? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3643 Demonstration of long distance communication device where there is no cell phone reception. Patent pending. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3644 Can you start the meeting without me? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3645 Guess we have poor connection! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3646 Please hold for the next available representative” 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3647 Mr. Watson, come here. I want you to bring your phone. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3648 Sure, I can hear you. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3649 Yes, you could call me a late adopter. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3650 I’m loving this game telephone … but can you hear me now?? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3651 Our conversation is taking a strange twist. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3652 No he's not here. Is there a message? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3653 I can’t guarantee no one else is on this line. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3654 You can’t hear me now? Well, I’m not surprised, we’ve been disconnected! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3655 'My car warranty? 'Do tell'. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3656 Sure it’s inconvenient, but the rates are much cheaper. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3657 I hear you, but it doesn’t work with no strings attached. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3658 I call it, the ‘canned-line.’ 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3659 What's that? Something about brown paper packages? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3660 That was a straight answer. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3661 Can you hear me Mr. Watson? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3662 Try the bin. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3663 The long and the short of it, Mom, is I can't hear you 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3664 It's been a while since I've used a landline, boss. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3665 Thanks for taking my call. For a minute I thought you were trying to avoid me! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3666 Seymour Butts. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3667 Sorry, what did you say? January 6th was just a peaceful protest? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3668 Are you happy with your health insurance provider? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3669 Hello, this is Precision Electronics. Your smartphone has been repaired and is ready for pickup. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3670 Your fly is down! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3671 It's a nice setting, but the technology could use an upgrade. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3672 Come again? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3673 We've implemented a new cyber-security system. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3674 We're sorry, but we're experiencing an unusually high volume of cans 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3675 Can you Zoom in a bit? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3676 'All lines are currently busy. Check the number you're calling and try again. This is a recording.' 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3677 I hate to tell you, but your goat just wandered off. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3678 Maybe we'll get better reception if we take one step closer to each other. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3679 Sorry kiddo, daddy was told he has to find his way back into the office again. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3680 That sounds kinky. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3681 Get $10 off a 1-liter bottle of Poland Spring! Just follow the line to Joe's Eats & Drinks and say Sally-Ann sends you." 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3682 We've be trying to reach you as your auto warranty has expired. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3683 I don't think it has FaceTime. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3684 Once we get rid of the cellulite, we will hear each other better. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3685 I knew those smart phones wouldn't last long. Now we can get back to basics 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3686 I not only can hear you but also the person standing next to you. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3687 What do you mean ""the line has been cut"? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3688 Much clearer, but best thing is no roaming charges on the land line. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3689 To hear these options again,press 5 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
3690 this could have been an email 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3691 Hello Sir, don’t you want to change your line provider? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3692 I just want to show you how far I'll go to secure your business. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3693 You get full coverage with this land line. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3694 Yes, I can hear you now, Satan 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3695 Can" string be attached now, sweety 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3696 „Mind the gap!“ 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3697 No, I didn't quite get all of that. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3698 You still there? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3699 Bask in the dynamic life of a bespoke tree house salesman. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3700 I can't wait until we get wireless service! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
3701 You've reached me on my landline, I'll have to get back to you when my cell service works. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3702 I must have made the wrong turn in Albuquerque 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3703 I'm not from the NSA, I sell insurance. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3704 There are some kinks to be worked out. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3705 Over the hills and through the wire to further obfuscation we go 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3706 Why didn’t I get a plan with no strings attached? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3707 Oh really? There's an oasis on your side? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3708 Butt cheek 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3709 Hello, your auto warranty service is about to expired... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3710 Your audio is amazing. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3711 Really, 2022? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3712 I won free nights at the Radisson Hotel? Neato!" 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3713 Sorry, but I don't need any information on Medicare enrollment plans. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3714 No, I don't need a car warranty! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3715 Sorry, I must’ve missed your text. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3716 Can I take a message? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3717 Paul Marcarelli, can you hear me now? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3718 I can tell you right now, the folks out here won’t be keen on any development projects. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3719 Ugh,this phone expired in 2002 and it sounds like you're still saying "wassup!" 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
3720 Ni hao, wo bu zhi dou 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3721 I told you to take a left, not a right. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3722 No more aggregating user data for Wayne. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3723 Sorry Gondor, you’ve actually reached ‘Johan’. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3724 Red Wave Coming!!! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3725 No, I can't turn on my camera 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3726 I'd like to place a collect call to the President of the United States! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3727 You've run out of high-speed data" 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3728 At least it is dependable. And the only costs are a can of beans and string. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3729 Can you hold? I'm getting a call on the other line. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3730 I don t trust cell phones. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3731 I hear the Sea, that's it. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3732 Yes, roaming charges do apply. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3733 So you're sure this a secure line? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3734 I get the feeling you're just stringing me along. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3735 All these dunes look the same, I don't see how I'm ever going to find you. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3736 So glad you picked up. Do you know that your vehicle's warranty is about to expire? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3737 The Hills have........ opinions 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3738 Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3739 In the post Information Age , this will be the number 1 form of communication. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3740 No, I’m not trying to string you along. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3741 Surprisingly, I get service out here! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3742 I don't even have a car, much less an extended warranty. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
3743 With inflation rates what they are the new iPhone has trimmed a few options to keep them just as affordable as ever! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3744 So you're saying there's an easier way to work remotely? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3745 I ran out of breadcrumbs 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3746 Let me tell you about the extended warranty. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3747 Can do! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3748 No thanks - I prefer to stick with my land line. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3749 It's a bit rural, but I can still hear you 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3750 Sir, cow tools 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3751 What do you mean this is not working? We have a more direct connection than anyone I know! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3752 Gotcha! Isn’t it great living in a world of wireless technology? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3753 Your car's extended warranty is about to expire... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3754 No, but since the flight was cancelled... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3755 Yes, I can hear you now. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3756 Yes - I can hear you. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3757 Sandy, is that you? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3758 Oh, yes, I heartily agree; Campbell’s tomato soup has much better sonic values than the clam chowder! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3759 If this is a car phone call please pull ahead a few kilometers to tighten the string 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3760 I’m from Guinness to certify the world’s longest extension cord. What State did you say you are in? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3761 Still no sign of Amelia Earhart and I’m running out of string. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3762 Speak up. I think you are in a dead zone. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3763 Pwess two to speak to a wepwesntative 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3764 That’s better! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3765 I know you're having trouble hearing me. The connectivity up here seems kind of antiquated. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3766 Buying a VPN was too expensive. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3767 I'm glad you called. The Internet service here is terrible. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3768 Hold on. There seems to be a kink in the cable. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3769 We’ve gone to great lengths to establish a secure network connection. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3770 The new low cost plan from your wireless provider; the land line. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3771 Authorities are on their way. Burn all our incriminating high tech defamation documents, now! We need to tighten up loose ends. Can you hear me? We need to tighten up loose ends. . . 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3772 The bus is running 43 minutes late, today. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3773 Here we go loop de loop, here we go loop de lie... 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3774 Did you have garlic for lunch? The line is starting to curl. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3775 Hi, Claire. The reception is very bad out here. Can you ask them to leave a message? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3776 Hi. I'm Marion. Your automobile warranty has expired. To extend it, rap your can once. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3777 I am not sure where I am, I thought you said make a right 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3778 Bob, we have some absolutely terrible news for you. If we lose the connec 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3779 I can't talk to you now, I'm on a long-distance call. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3780 Our plan covers the gaps in your cell phone coverage. You can enroll at the nearest lemonaid stand." 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3781 I feel wired! 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3782 404…Connection not found 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3783 Alex, I promise you that the defense cannot get copies of these calls! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3784 Herb really wishes they would play something besides the Can Can song while he’s on hold. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3785 Alexander Graham Bell: "Come here, Mr Watson, I told you we can't work from home anymore." 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3786 Am I hearing you say that I can't get a line of credit 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3787 Even while on long business trips,Rick still managed to find a way to play clubhouse with his kids 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3788 I just saw your text, so the Wilsons really are coming over tonight? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3789 Hello? Hello? You must get 2G 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3790 I'm on the road just now. Can I get back to you later today? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3791 As a new manager, the first thing to do is go on a listening tour. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3792 Seems like we're not as tight as we used to be. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3793 I think I can hear the Ocean where you are. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3794 My smart phone is caught up in the supply chain.” 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3795 3G, why? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3796 Did something change? These long calls used to be much more tense. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3797 You say - I only hear what I want to. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3798 I know it's a long line but I am in Green Bank, West Virginia. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3799 Yes, but think about how much we are saving you on your cellular bill 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3800 I should paid for 5G, dang…. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3801 I got so sick of dropped calls, I ran my own line. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3802 Sorry, can't hear you. There must be a sand storm on the wire! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3803 At the end of this call, would you mind taking a brief survey? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3804 Yes, the Titanic has to be around here somewhere… 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3805 I can’t hear you very well—are you on speaker? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3806 This manual telecommute is not all it’s chalked up to be. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3807 my video isn’t working for some reason. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3808 For more information, at no obligation, simply press one on your touch tone now… 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3809 No Sharon, I can't see it here either. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3810 Thanks for holding, Jan. I just needed to step out of the office. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3811 I thought I was consulting for Dune, not dunes. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
3812 Sorry, you got the wrong number! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3813 Are you sure this string is long enough to get us to Mars? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3814 The line needs to be tighter. Try again in the next state. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3815 I can barely hear you. Are you driving through a tunnel? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3816 I agree. They need to increase the access fee to allow faster service in rural areas. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3817 What do you mean "bring it back?" 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3818 The IT dept receiving word that internal communications are down. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3819 Hi there, this is Shasta calling in regards to your Volkswagen warranty 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3820 You say there is something called a mobile phone with no cord which can tell me where I am? Amazing! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3821 Honey get off of that, they don’t have a vaccine yet for short man’s disease 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3822 The number you have reached, 911, is not in service at this time... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3823 I understand your car warranty has expired 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3824 My wifi wasn’t working 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3825 Hello could I speak with Reverend Mother Lucilla? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3826 Mister Trump, I can't hear you. You've got to pull the string taut. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3827 MAY I SPEAK TO THE HEAD SAND WORM MITCH 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3828 You want me to bring home some creme brûlée? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3829 Visit cancelled due to poor connection . 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3830 Best part is, I can expense all the roaming charges. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3831 Hello, hellooo, anybody there? Hmmm, this is going to take centuries, that line has no end. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3832 Evidently my phone's GPS isn't working. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3833 Take a few more steps, it has to be taut 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3834 See? Long distance isn't so bad! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3835 Right? And it cost so much less than our old land line 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3836 I don't have a student loan. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3837 Eh?…What? I don’t hear anything!” I don’t have the heart to tell him, NOW, that the string has to be straight in order to work 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3838 Bike on over. I've got a deck of cards and some clothes pins in my briefcase. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3839 I'm sorry, but I can't accept long-distance calls that aren't business related. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3840 Your car warranty has expired. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3841 Bottled or tap? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3842 It's uncanny that more people aren't using the new network. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3843 I know they won’t be able to track us but isn’t this a bit much? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3844 Stop whining, in a month or two we'll get cel phones. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3845 Why, yes. I am interested in saving money on long distance. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3846 The meeting just now got Cancelled-- but on your end, about half an hour ago *{Typo on original; resubmitted with 2nd E-address} 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3847 It's supper time. And we're having canned yams thanks to you." 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3848 I really don't trust 5G" #thenewyorke 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3849 I understand. I’ll be right there. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3850 It still sounds like the ocean. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3851 True, the tin-can telephone is also known as the 'lover's phone,' but as your attorney, I have news that will elicit anything but love. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3852 This could have been an email,Todd. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3853 The original land line 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3854 Did you just put me on hold? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3855 Yes Mr Trump,I’m nearby. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3856 It's a long walk, I know. But the punchline is totally worth it! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3857 My can was a size 2 and a half with peaches. What was in yours? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3858 So it’s really not a jungle out there? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3859 Hello? Hello? What’s the next clue? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3860 I'd like to have a drink in a cup without a hole in the bottom 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3861 How’s your electromagnetic phone coming along. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3862 If you can hear the 60s, you weren’t there. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3863 Scan through beer me towel? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3864 Tighter, tighter! You have to stretch the string tighter! “Can you hear me now? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3865 Purple monkey dishwasher? What the hell does that mean 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3866 If you’re so smart Mr. Graham Bell, why don’t you build a better one? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3867 Is this a private line? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3868 This conversation is going over the mountains and through the hills. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3869 no trees for a house 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3870 George grows concerned about his new online navigation system. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3871 No, you're a poopy-pants! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3872 Can you repeat that? You sound a little tinny. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3873 I think we have a few kinks in the plan. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3874 Wow! The sound of your voice is just uncanny. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3875 Say what you will, I just don't trust cellular service out here 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3876 ''You are instructed to go to the nearest cafe and get your wife a ham sandwich for lunch,'' 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3877 This is how you're supposed to wire the money. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3878 Hominidae latus adoptus. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3879 I no longer have a landline,but I’m plugged into my power cord most of the time. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3880 Sorry. No you go. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3881 I’m calling from a land line—cell reception stinks out here.” 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3882 Can we interest you in signing up for our unlimited miles plan? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3883 Actually we're quite close. I'll come over. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3884 Two minds,two thoughts,one two help the other but two busy two help even themselves 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3885 Sorry you’re breaking up… Alexander who? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3886 Yes sir. Good news! Now that we’ve stopped kicking it, I’ve finally found the end. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3887 Let me guess - long distance? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3888 Sorry, but no one by that name lives here. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3889 I'm getting on the train right now. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3890 This cellphone plan is rubbish. Nothing but static. Prepaid though... 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3891 Welcome to Seattle. The heat dome has covered our wind turbines and solar fields with sand dunes. Please excuse the inconvenience, we are working as fast as we can on Quartz Fusion Power. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3892 gm2ltv 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3893 Careful ! This line might be tapped. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3894 But, my plan said there would be no roaming charges. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3895 Hi this is Taylor, I'm calling about your car's warranty! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3896 Is this the divorce hotline? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3897 I can’t believe they put me on hold on a long distance call. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3898 I get great coverage with my new provider. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3899 Sir, we may have a problem with the credibility of our off-shore address 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3900 You're breaking up. I'm going through a tunnel. No, I'm not lying. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3901 And that is how I cut my phone bill in half! Referral link inside the can! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3902 My new plan features an Ear Phone instead of an iPhone. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3903 What do you mean ‘It’s time to get up’? I’m in the middle of something! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3904 Ciao madre. Yes, I'm eating well, but I really miss your spaghetti and meatballs. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3905 Please hold the wire. Your Skype will begin shortly." 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3906 I’m going to make a fortune! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3907 Lost in translation 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3908 Sorry, Ms. Parker needs to reschedule. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3909 I should've accepted to have this meeting by Zoom. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3910 This is the Jane from Apple Support, we have found some suspicious activity on your account 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3911 Congratulations. You have found the end of the universe. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3912 Tell the sales department the lead times are long. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3913 ‘Yodel- a hee-hooo!” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3914 The number you have reached is not in service -- for more information, please press onward. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3915 Hang on, there's a strange man coming towards me with a pair of scissors. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3916 Mr. Rogers was RIGHT, the Pineapple Juice Can Telephone Company IS just as good as my cell phone! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3917 I can handle it in-person? ... Um, I think I'll hold. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3918 OK. I'm here and looking all around, but I'm not seeing you! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3919 I can hear you fine but, yes, it's probably about time I got a smartphone. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3920 I asked for a great lifeline, not a great phone line! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3921 A little louder please, I don’t seem to have a good connection.What? Stretch what?? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3922 Yes, President Trump, the Russians say the nuclear codes worked. The Hollywood Hills and your enemies are now, as you hoped, nothing more than sand. Tell your San Quentin cellmate, you’ve won the bet! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3923 Your call is important to us. Please hold the line and an operator will be with you shortly… 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3924 It cheaper than my previous mobile--well, except for the string. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3925 I think that there is a kink in the line. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3926 Telecommuting is fine - and we've built nap, recess and snack times into your compensation package. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3927 The reception is fine. ... I said: The Reception Is FINE! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3928 We need to talk to you about your car's extended warranty 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3929 Was I a kid that long ago? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3930 hello,,,,Hello,,,,,,,HELLO,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,hell So landlines also drop calls 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3931 Before I tell you about this amazing offer, let me just say it sounds like we're standing right next to each other. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3932 I'M HANGIN' UP NOW...BE HOME IN A FEW, BABY! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3933 Hey boss, what did you mean when you said they don't have wireless up here? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3934 This is CNN, reporting live 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3935 The luddite club is meeting when? what...what...? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3936 Hold on, let me just shake the sand out my ear. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3937 nan 1.1918 0.06368 73 64 4 5
3938 If you know your party’s extension, you may dial it at any time. Otherwise, please choose from the following options: For customer support press 1... 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3939 For the hundredth time—if you want to hear me, you have to pull the line tight! Idiot! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3940 The hills are alive with the sound of your voice. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3941 I can't hear the Cloud but sees a woman's body. Listening now. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3942 Stop this nonsense! Just send me an email. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3943 It's time to get back to basics 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3944 Sorry , you're breaking up . Send a carrier pigeon. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3945 Sorry, can’t hear you. The line’s a little grainy. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3946 I'm starting to question your kidnapper acumen. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3947 I missed that about the Proud Boys orders. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3948 Long distance connections are getting worse and worse! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3949 Ok, I think this is a safe line. I can now tell you.... Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3950 This is a notice that your automobile warranty will be expiring at the end of the month..., 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3951 Tomorrow, Tomorrow 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3952 Are you ready for something really kinky 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3953 Ok, I’m here. Now how do I find you’re office? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3954 The connection isn't the best but I'm getting a great deal on my long distance plan 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3955 You're where? On the other tide of the fountain? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3956 I am calling you because I am lost and there is not a signal here. So, I had to improvise. I hope you can get my message and come to get me. Otherwise, I will be late for work. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3957 Are you sure you need a cable t.v. hookup? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3958 I’m out of cell range and using a landline. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3959 P...U...L...L... T...H...E... S...T...R...I...N...G... T...I...G...H...T...E...R.... 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3960 I said… i said… biiiiitch 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3961 Are you still on landline? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3962 "Now, when the flash mob finishes set the briefcase down beside the jogger on the bench and go buy a newspaper from the kiosk. Any more screw-ups and your wife loses another finger! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3963 Hello, you've reached AT&T...Yes, we hear you... Stop funding antiwomen legislation... 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3964 This prevents wire taps, but all calls will eventually be traced to you. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3965 Yes, it's really helping my inner child. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3966 Yes, yes, I can here you now! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3967 We are currently out of the office. Please leave us a message after the tone.” 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3968 Thank you for calling International Cans. At the sympathetic vibration, please hum a message on the garbage can. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3969 Yes,this is Dr. Smith. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3970 Hello, ocean? Is that you? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3971 Sir, would you please hold? I have another call coming in. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3972 Back up a half mile; that will improve the connection. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3973 Yes boss, I should learn to walk my talk. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3974 My leave was approved on the condition that I could still be ‘easily’ contacted. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3975 You're right, Fred, the corded razor does work better. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3976 When Marvin and Tammi sang “ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no valley low enough,” I don’t think this is exactly what they had in mind. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3977 Just calling to see how you are doing 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3978 You’re breaking up…I just switched to a new cellular can 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3979 Say what? Can service sucks around here. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3980 Walk forward 500 steps, turn right and keep walking until you see the oasis. Or, until we run out of string, whichever comes first. Thank you for using Can Quest directions. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3981 Mime gonna pie out here" 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3982 If you're listening to this message your GPS is seriously in need of repair. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3983 Your car warranty will expire in thirty days… 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3984 Last night I thought you said ‘go get some sheep’. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3985 Houston, we got a problem. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3986 Can you just send me a text? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3987 My car warranty is about to expire and you need my social security number to renew ? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3988 Listen carefully. There's no way we can get this land-grab deal in the can without strings attached! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3989 Hey Siri… where the hell am I? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3990 Sorry now’s not a great time, I’m in the middle of desert. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3991 A phone upgrade, you say? A fancy chicken soup brand? By all means. Thanks for the call. Edith Birdsall, Houston, Tx. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3992 I’m going to start calling weed “that awoo werewolves in London shit.” Let me know if you think that’s cool. Okay, I guess I’ll leave this can on the ground and go back to wandering Bill Murray’s face. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3993 This is a long distance call..I can’t stay on too long.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3994 I’m breaking up. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3995 Sure.The coverage isn't great, but it's so much cheaper. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3996 How’s the room service? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3997 I can assure you that it’s a private line. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3998 Do I have to dial '1' before the number? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3999 well, who were you calling...? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4000 How are you this morning. I'm Zack and I can save you 25% on your energy bill. Let me show you how. Do you have a few minutes? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4001 Can you hear me now. Can you hear me now. Can you hear me now. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4002 Sense (A)non… “I wandered and wandered as I wondered, Why I was wandering… 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4003 I said pull the line tighter, or get a cell phone technophobe! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4004 Leave the cash where you stand and you’ll own the rights to this impossible to tap phone. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4005 As your lawyer, I advise you to use a secure line for future calls. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
4006 How can that be? I don't own a car. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4007 Long distance relationships are tough! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4008 Hello, I'm trying to catch a train from the Catskills to FiDi....yes this is my first time in New York. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4009 your call is very important to us. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4010 I think you made the string too long. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4011 Explain again - how do I get to your place? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4012 Yes Mr. Bell, I can hear you" 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4013 We've been trying to contact you about your cars warranty that's set to expire. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4014 It's so nice not to pay extra for long distance anymore! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4015 Buy low, sell high. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4016 ''No, I do not need to extend my car warranty.'' 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4017 I'm in a dead zone. Speak up 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4018 The endless call 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4019 Thank God for “Old-school”! Ever try using a cell phone in the Sahara? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4020 The roaming charges are by the foot? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4021 Hello! This is Con Edison calling with a Heat Advisory! The temperature in your area is expected to climb over 100 degrees in the next few days... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4022 My plan comes with a built-in spam blocker and free roaming, but no data. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4023 Yes, sweetie, I do hear the sound of the ocean in your can. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4024 I don't know why you can't hear me. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4025 This is your final notice that your car warranty has expired, we can help you with your health care expenses, and you are harder to catch than the last pickle in the pickle jar. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4026 Message box full please leave text message 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4027 My car warranty expired? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4028 Look. For the last time. I’m not interested in taking your survey. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
4029 I said 'Come here!' ..What?..Watson, you're breaking up. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4030 Human Resources, please…” 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4031 Hello, taxi? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4032 I could hear you better if you pull the string a little more taut. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4033 Lawrence? The Turks are ready to negotiate. Can you pull the line taught? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4034 I’m saving a fortune on roaming fees. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4035 Hello. Thank you for calling Third National Bank of the Dakotas. All our representatives are serving other customers. If you will stay on the waxed string, someone will be with you in a moment. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4036 Hello? Hello? This telephone is a mirage. Can anyone hear me? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4037 Honey,can you sand some help? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4038 O k now pull it tight. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4039 Emma, tell me: Does the long and winding road really lead to your door? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4040 Sorry, did you say 'buy'? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4041 WHAT???...IT'S A ...WHAT?? ... LONG WAY TO??? ...WHAT???...TIP-O-RARE-EEE... WHAT??? SAY AGAIN....WHAT?? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4042 Alert! Your vehicle's warranty is about to expire. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4043 You bet I'd like to extend my car warranty! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4044 Dear...I won't be home for dinner tonight. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4045 Hold on a second, I’m getting a long distance call 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4046 Never going back 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4047 Sand in the clown. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4048 Yes, Geraldine, I am seriously contemplating getting rid of the LAND line. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4049 Say what? 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
4050 The number you are trying to reach is not available at this time. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4051 Yes, since Covid-19, it has been a desert. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4052 O.J. — It’s been twenty-eight years and I’m running out of string. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4053 No, it's fine, I don't need your address. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4054 Hey! Old tech isn't so bad. And there are no spam calls. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4055 Stop calling me or I am going to trace this call. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4056 When I said I still wanted a land line, this wasn't exactly what I expected." 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4057 Congratulation! You have just been chosen for a free cruise. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4058 Your call is very important to us.Please hold and you will be connected to our next available representative. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4059 I seem to have lost my iPhone. Can you send me an Uber? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4060 Dick Laurent is dead 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4061 Extended Warranty? How can I lose? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4062 I have decided to take a “fully-remote” position for slightly less pay 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4063 I love call waiting, too! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4064 Sorry, but I've been holding for nearly five miles now. Please just let me file for bankruptcy, I cannot afford to keep my business open because of climate change. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4065 I just can't get the hang of this device. Can you hear me now? Hello? Hello? I am definitely sending this back to Amazon tomorrow! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4066 The hills have…ears? No, that can’t be right… 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4067 Yes, the policy will cover your car's electronics. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4068 These are the days of miracle and wonder... 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4069 This is big. I couldn't take any chances. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4070 No, I’m do not want to buy and extended warranty on my car! Alice Hoffman Aliceweisshoffman445@gmail.com NY, NY 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4071 The quality is so-so but at least I avoid the roaming charges 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4072 Just out for a walk sir, but staying connected... 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4073 For contest ending August 7. “Where did David go??” 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4074 It’s an open-plan office. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4075 To Grandmother's house we go? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4076 For customer service please press one. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4077 I'm sorry, but do you hear the sound of music too? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4078 Maybe this has service. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4079 I can hear you fine. I'm here to sell you something almost as good. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4080 This is your last chance to sign up before your car's warranty runs out... 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4081 Hey…can…you hear me? Get it?!? Can…as in tin can, and can as in…um…hello? Still there? Hell-oooo…?” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4082 This is AT&T, seeing if you'd like to upgrade from your -5G phone. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4083 I really should have gone Wireless ! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4084 Can you speak up? These are just Christmas lights! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4085 Pull it tighter! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4086 It’s your long-distance call from Lawrence of Arabia. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4087 I hate to say this, but your plans for working off the grid just aren't panning out. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4088 Keep going! The therapist insisted we push the limits of our communication. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4089 Siri. where are you when I need you most? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4090 The hills are alive with the sound of nothing..." 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4091 No, I'm not tied up at the moment. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4092 I can't hear you either but at least this rate is affordable. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4093 How did you find me, Scam Likely?! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4094 Warning - incoming pin. Run! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4095 What the world would look like, if Abe Lincoln hadn’t invented the internet. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4096 Your call is very important to us.... please press one for customer service, press two for delivery information, or stay on the line for our next available representative.... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4097 No, of course I can't hear through this thing! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4098 The Hills Are Alive Wire 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4099 I hope I can use this thing to call an Uber. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4100 I’m not lost. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4101 Hello. Have you considered switching your phone service to A-Tin & Tin Can? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4102 You're breaking up. Could you move to the next hill? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4103 Let's give them some tin to talk about... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4104 No I did NOT get the memo 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4105 What do you mean it’s NOT over the river and through the woods??! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4106 You're breaking up. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4107 Love hearing my roaming charges are covered. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
4108 This is AT&T calling with an update on a delay to inatall fiber optic cable in your neighborhood. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4109 Just keeping abreast of things. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4110 This is a courtesy call. Your car’s registration is about to expire. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4111 Can't hear you. See if you're on mute. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4112 Okay son, I'll wire you the parking ticket penalty. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4113 I have good news or bad news! It depends on your perspective. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4114 No, are you in YOUR car? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4115 I told you it works better when you plug it in!?!" 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4116 I said perhaps this a tad too remote? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4117 Mr. Snowman is in a meeting. Can I take a message? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4118 I know my cell phone bill is way down. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4119 The Little Colonel you're not; let's go heome. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4120 No cell service here…just a land line…I text you using Morse Code. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4121 Get this - there's no roaming data fees! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4122 Nooo, I am not able to receive emails or text messages right now. This is the best I can do. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4123 That's good advice. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure this phone is not equipped with GPS. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4124 Unwind the cord, then hit save message. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4125 I can hear you perfectly fine. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4126 Thé success of this venture depends on you not slacking off. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4127 So you’re saying it’s not too late to extend my car warranty? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4128 *indecipherable 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4129 Kinky phone porn 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4130 Loud and clear, sir ... but wait ... I have another idea ... I'm calling it television. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4131 Reception was never this good on my cellphone. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4132 I don’t have GPS but I can get to you in about 25 minutes without traffic. No problem. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4133 My car warranty? How did you know? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4134 This is Mr. Gray voicemail. Please leave a message and I'll call you up. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4135 Sorry, I didn't get that. Please use your keypad to select one of the following options... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4136 I'm away from my desk at the moment. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4137 Your voice is a bit tinny but coming in clear. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4138 I’m sorry, you’re breaking up. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4139 Honey, it's been a hill of a day. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4140 You called me… 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4141 Connection is terrible. Are you in a treehouse? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4142 Alexander just hung up on me! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4143 We are going to need wireless soon. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4144 Yes, now I can hear you! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4145 So that's who's doing all the robo-calling. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4146 No cell service - I’m on the sand line 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4147 I think they're just stringing us along. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4148 Drop your bag and put your arms in the air. You're in La La land. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4149 Milk, eegs, ...? You are breaking up--call back 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4150 Forget cellphones — I get coverage everywhere! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4151 Yes, it makes me think of breasts too. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
4152 Please speak up. I'm not getting much of a signal out here. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4153 Louder please! There appear to be several kinks in this line...and for the record, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM ! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4154 You left the gate open again. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4155 You say you’re calling from the Far Right Fringes? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4156 Mom, I can't talk. I'm late for work." 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4157 Your call cannot be completed as there is a shortage of string and canned soup caused by the pandemic. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4158 Pardon? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4159 On Google Earth it looks like your wall, Chairman XI. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4160 Do you offer Nationwide coverage? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4161 Don’t worry, I have unlimited data. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4162 Sounds like you need our no strings attached phone plan. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4163 Once you get your ransom, can I get a glass of water along with the hostage? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4164 Do you have clean briefs in your briefcase? 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
4165 Yes, this is "the Attorney to the Terrorists”. How can I help you? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4166 Glad you're feeling better. On your last call you sounded so tense. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4167 I’ll be home in two hours. What’s for dinner? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4168 "Hello, hello. Is Sandy Hill there please?" 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4169 This is a new cup, who's this? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4170 More like muzak. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4171 Yeah its Sandy, but how did you know my name ? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4172 Identify 10 things that don't belong in this photo. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4173 Can anyone hear me? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4174 Upgrade to 5G and call me back. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4175 Must be the mountains, but I CAN not hear a word your saying with this connection! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4176 No answer. To make her mine I must walk the line. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4177 When did people stop wearing suits to work everyday? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4178 Yes I'll accept the long distance charges... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4179 Do you have a family package? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4180 Can you hear me? Cell phone no good. I'm in the mountains 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4181 Bob was told that the hills are alive with the sound of music! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4182 Damn, they told me this means of communication would not have to be line of sight. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4183 I can hear my childhood from here. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4184 You realize,of course,that in order for me to hear ,you will have to pull the string tightly ! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4185 Well I sure hope I've reached the right extension this time. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4186 Sorry Sweetie, bad connection. Did you say 'Pick up some asparagus' or 'I want a divorce'? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4187 Yes, the cell tower you saw was just a mirage. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4188 Sorry you were cutting out, I can hear you now. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4189 I left my cell phone at home. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4190 A fifteen dollar delivery fee? Fuhgeddaboudit! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4191 You won't find me anywhere on the dark web. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4192 Who needs a cell phone? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4193 What's that? Yes, I'm going 0G. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4194 Press 1 for store hours and directions. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4195 I'll be right there, customer service put me on hold 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
4196 Scene 3. Scenic Mountain Range. Camera pans out to find Burt attempting to reconnect with long lost brother. SFX: Squealing of Fax Machine. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4197 How many free minutes did you say!? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4198 Why yes, my plan has no roaming charges. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4199 Sorry, this is 7737, not 7773. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4200 Of course I can hear you,but you can't hear me,I'm speaking into the can! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4201 I'll drop by now. Where are you? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4202 It took 40 years but he finally reached Jenny at 767-5309. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4203 Keep driving until you can hear me clearly 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4204 For the last time, the paper clips are in the top right drawer of my desk! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4205 Hello, is this Uber? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4206 The long distance version of the sea shell trick. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4207 Highly strung was never going to be his style 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4208 Now, you need to get three gift cards. I will stay on the line. Do NOT tell them why you are buying the cards. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4209 ...free from clogged gutters for life! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4210 Your call is important to us. Please hold for the next available operator. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4211 What do you mean “periscope up” and “fire when ready”? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4212 Do you have WhatsApp? I get charged data roaming charges for each sand dune. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4213 I hear an echo ! Did you say the hills are alive or am I over the hill? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4214 Anyone want to know who won the marathon 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4215 Sorry boss I can’t come in today. The mountains are calling!” @nick_connolly 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4216 You’re breaking up. You must be in a bad cell. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4217 Yank on the string to make it taut! I can't hear you! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4218 ...your automobile might not have a warranty to protect against costly repair bills. If you would like to extend coverage... 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4219 I CAN hear you! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4220 Wait. What? I didn't hear that last part; the line's kinda scratchy. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4221 For all it's beauty, it's more primitive than I expected 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4222 Hello, Cloud - -I thought I'd test out this new tech phone!" 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4223 Sarah, would you get me my house? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4224 The coverage is unbelievable ! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4225 And remember, as a member of Congress, I will represent all your interests. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4226 Yes, hi, I’m trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4227 I miss you already too, sweetie. But, I’m not sure this will work when I catch my flight. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4228 Someday we hope to have cell phone coverage up here. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4229 It seems that we are no longer on the same frequency, can’t hear you anymore. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4230 Sorry… you’re sounding over the hills and far away. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4231 The Coming Demise of a Salesman? It won't work unless the string is straight and taught. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4232 I know this may date me, but will a dial-up modem work with this? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4233 Please hold for important information about an extended automobile warranty... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4234 Do the lights turn on when I say, “Ho ho ho? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4235 I can't hear you, there's no service out here! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4236 Did you know that the sewage line between your house and the street is your responsibility? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4237 Did you say Mitch deserted? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4238 Maybe we should go Wireless ? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4239 Hello, operator? I'd like to call my ex-wife collect. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
4240 Let them know I’ll be working remote today. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4241 So you’ll give me $10,000 when your father unfreezes your bank account? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4242 Your auto warranty has expired… 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4243 You heard me: standard message rates and data charges still apply. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4244 What I can't hear you, are you saying, " You want to charge me a monthly rate"? Well, you can CELL it to someone else! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4245 Must be a kink in the wire--hang on while I stretch it out' 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4246 I might lose you. I've got you on my mobile 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4247 Please check your number and dial again. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4248 Yes, this actually does make me feel more connected than my cellphone! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4249 I hear the other cans. I just thought we'd be closer after the wedding. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4250 OK, OK, it looks stupid boss from your drone, but it saves the company money. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4251 SINCE WERE ALL GOING BACKWARDS “ Is this the new trans Atlantic Cable ⁉ 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4252 Darn, no service! This thing must be 6G. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4253 The chord has to be straight for this to work. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4254 Okay, I think I'm at those hills that "look like big-ass titties." Now which one is my grandfather buried under? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4255 Did I catch you at a bad time? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4256 Actually, yes, I am happy with my long distance service.” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4257 Gotta hang up now, I have can waiting. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4258 Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Can you… 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4259 Hang on, Bob. Let me set up a conference call with Derek. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4260 I'm not sure where I'm going, but I do know where I've been. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4261 Why yes, I'm AM glad you were able to reached me concerning my vehicles extended warranty! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4262 Sorry honey, can you repeat that. There must me a kink in the wire. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4263 I'm sorry. I don't have great service right now. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4264 My car warranty has expired? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4265 Hope you didn't go to too much trouble, but I forgot what I called you about. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4266 I can't Alexander, I''ve got an Indeed interview. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4267 New phone, who is this? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4268 Maybe the wire isn't tight enough. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4269 Yes Billy, I didn’t forget your birthday present cap pistol. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4270 Our marriage has always suffered from poor communication. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4271 I would have called sooner Mom, but my can just finished charging" 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4272 Not THE Winston Churchill? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4273 I'm pretending I can hear someone so Victoria will get paid. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4274 My broker suggests I invest all my money in it. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4275 Actually I like Rubenesque women... 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
4276 You alone? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4277 What do you mean by the spinach is still in mine? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4278 allo allo ma petit montagne 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4279 Bob finds it extremely hard to leave the office behind. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4280 I'm in D.C. where are you? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4281 Sir, I'm happy to say you'll get your buried line in a few weeks! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4282 I got rid of my mobile phone. This system is more secure and has a lower carbon footprint. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4283 Sorry, I’m out of the office and can’t take your call. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4284 Had to get away from all that 5G 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4285 Yes, they told me I should dial up my soul. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4286 I’m just leaving for work now, would it be all right if I called you back later. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4287 I hear, ear, ear, ear you ou ou ou. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4288 I do have a moment to talk about my extended warranty! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4289 What do you mean, I’m cutting out? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4290 The hills are alive with the sound of static 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4291 The instructions say that the string must be pulled taut! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4292 Can you speak up? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4293 May I please speak to Elon Musk about Starlink availability? Or, simply: MayI please speak to Elon Musk? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4294 I couldn’t believe it either, they’re actually paying me for this! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4295 The hills are alive with the sound of muffled noise 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4296 These roaming costs are getting out of hand. @czonis 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4297 🥫📣 I'll be home late today! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4298 This line is no longer available. Please update the latest software version of iOS 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4299 Therefore it became expedient for Shiblon to confer these sacred things 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4300 Yes, we had your retirement party without you. You’re too far over the hill to have been back in time. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4301 I really need to get rid of this landline. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4302 I think we got disconnected 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4303 I see you’ve added an extension since I was here last. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4304 What ..!!...I didn't hear that comment...my line is kinked or was that a kinky comment..??... 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4305 Hellooo??? Ummm... No one's answering! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4306 Well you didn’t want to pay for a long distance call 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4307 I think it's safe to talk as well 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4308 Number please. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4309 You seem very fond of buzzwords! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4310 This connection makes it seem you’re over the hills and far away. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4311 Is this a secure line? I said, IS THIS A SECURE LINE? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4312 I just ate a huge salad and saw the tiniest green inch worm on a green leaf and then realized huh, I probably just ate a bowl of tiny inch worms. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4313 You're right. Putting our phones is inside the cans really helps. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4314 Yes, I have your number. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4315 Ooh the new Apple product! They say this one emits the sound of wind. $650 well spent,if you ask me. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4316 yeah, wireless sucks here in String Valley... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4317 Cell service is better in the cloud 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4318 This landline is getting hot let's discussed it in person 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4319 I'm not sure we can re-approve you for remote work. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4320 Everything I learned in school was wrong. The string between two cans DOESN'T have to be tight. But I don't have time to chat. I've got three more aardvarks to unload by the end of the day. At least I had a huge ginger ale salad for lunch. Burrrrrrp! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4321 You’re breaking up, are you driving? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4322 Unreal. There really is a cloud. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4323 This is a courtesy call to let you know that you are pre-qualified to consolidate all your debt if you apply today ... 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4324 Where are all of the infrastructure projects from that massive infrastructure-spending bill? It was a con job on American citizens. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4325 It's a convention for those who are nostalgic for life before #wirelesseverything 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4326 Oh, I hear you fine, George, but I'm out of string for those Trans-Atlantic calls. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4327 Would you like to take a survey? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4328 I only repeat what I thought I heard. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4329 Hello, Spectrum customer service? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4330 But if I walk backwards 4 miles to make the string taut, I won’t need a cab. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4331 I'm sorry, but I'm not interested. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4332 Drop the brief case and your wife will be home when you get there. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4333 So as far as our marketing campaign would go here, our research may have been faulty. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4334 I do regret having said that I couldn’t guarantee a wireless connection. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4335 I should have written down the wifi password. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4336 I will go the extra mile to telecommute! . . . Ironic how? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4337 I hope the roaming charges aren't by the yard. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4338 I’m here, sir, ready for my performance review! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4339 sure, you will have it on your desk by 5pm 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4340 Act immediately, your car warranty is about to expire. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4341 Ok see you at the end of the cord ! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4342 He never broke his pinky promise. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4343 Well…is that you? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4344 Rerouting. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4345 Damn, girl. That shit sound wet as hell! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4346 Is that you Mr. Bell? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4347 Just because I'm in the middle of nowhere and don't have a signal, I still can't hear you. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4348 Before this innovation, Hassim would be sending messages via carrier camel. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4349 Collect? Sorry, I don't accept long distance calls. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4350 you know, honey, i really don’t need to take the landline with me to work every day 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4351 I think I must be out of the loop. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4352 Try this: “We promised Broadband for All, and we did it!” 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4353 well of course there's aways some strings attached 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4354 Can you give me your exact location for this meeting??? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4355 Wow I can't believe I won! Let me get my credit card info for you... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4356 No, it's okay. I'm on hold. Until they pull in all the slack and get the string taut, we won't be able to hear each other. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4357 I can’t believe I have service all the way out here! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4358 While on hold we are pleased to offer you a delightful selection of canned music. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4359 Oh, I’m on the other end of this string—where are you? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4360 Another day at The Federal Reserve. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4361 I can almost hear you. Yet it’s still cheaper than my cell phone plan. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4362 I'm technically a millennial but my personality is so grotesque that you'd assume I was much older. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4363 Much better. I can hear you now. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4364 Press 1 if you can hear this message. Press 2 if you'd be willing to do a survey at the end of the message. Press 3 if you would like to pay your bill. Press 4 if you'd like to hear this message in Swahili. Press 5 to if you need a ride somewhere. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4365 I’m back in the office now; shall we switch to Zoom? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4366 Tell them it’s tomorrow night. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4367 I can't wait until they invent wireless. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4368 You said this meeting was via Slack 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4369 My cell reception went down so I had to improvise 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4370 I forgot my lunch pack, could you bring it by noon? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4371 We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4372 I guess this is one way to beat roaming charges. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4373 Not to worry,I have the unlimited calls program. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4374 Thomas, I don't think this area would be a good place to sell your new invention. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4375 I thought the meeting was scheduled for 9am today, but I lost all my contacts. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4376 Yes senator I am one of your constituents. I hear you but please listen to me for a change. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4377 I need you to wire me a retainer. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4378 What? Say that again/ I can't quite make out what you're saying. Cows. I said I see some cows. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4379 I'm starting to lose you -- I wonder if that squirrel I saw on the trail a couple of miles back is messing with our string! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4380 My Dear, you needn't come here. Even so—I want you. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4381 I’m not sure when they’ll be back. They were just here. I’ll have ‘em call you. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4382 We’re experiencing heavier than usual call volumes but your call is important to us so please continue to hold. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4383 Alexander Graham Bell and Watson opt for the soup can and string alternative, setting communications back hundreds of years. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4384 I have been stringing yours truly along for quite some time now and guess what,I still haven’t found that line in the sand. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4385 I'm still on hold... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4386 Sir, we understand and are looking to expand cell phone connections to that area soon. In the meantime, have you tried an extender? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4387 Okay, but be careful. Don’t let anybody see you.” [Hangs up without saying goodbye 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4388 Don’t bother coming back - it’s getting worse on our side… 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4389 Yeah, well the power is down too, so I thought I'd take a chance on an old school tactic. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4390 Can line land line!! Iceberg Goldberg!! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4391 Yes. You heard me correctly. I want all of my money in crypto and landlines. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4392 Is this a long distance operator? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4393 What do you mean 'don't bother showing up'". "The last thing I heard was 'see you soon'" 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
4394 Where would the birds go on wireless? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4395 Something, something, something, blockchain. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4396 I think I can finally hear God... He sounds a lot like static, as if He is too disappointed in me and all my life choices to bring himself to speak actual words... It must really be Him! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4397 They don't have cell phone coverage here. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4398 It's much cheaper than a cell phone, and who needs GPS anyway? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4399 Not so soon. I've got a cord to rewind. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4400 The coverage is better than most carriers. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4401 Your phone warranty is set to expire soon. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4402 Yay! I can't hear you. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4403 Where are you now? Talking loudly at the grocery store? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4404 Really the only appropriate time to say "Can you hear me now?" 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4405 My warranty is up!! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4406 Put your mother back on. Do you know how much this call costs? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4407 Wow, you're really good at throw the can on a string 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4408 Good catch, Mr. Cooper--your cell phone is right here on your desk under the papers you forgot to put into your briefcase. However, we can't locate that empty briefcase. Do you have any idea where it might be? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4409 I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your place? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4410 Yes, I'll roll up this project as soon as our call is done. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4411 What do you mean, "Are strings attached?" 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4412 Clear-cut complete. Got wet-suite? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4413 Sir, I understand this is more secure, but ... 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4414 I think this wired system works better than Verizon. Sure is a lot cheaper too! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4415 Watson,l can you hear me? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4416 Don Draper redeems himself with his family by finding the right connection over the hills with a Coca Cola Can and a cable antenna. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4417 Any mail? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4418 It’s your conscience calling. Time to turn over those wh records 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4419 Yea, the bees are still dying, but I find myself living in the moment more. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4420 Soup, to Nuts 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4421 I said Dr. Jones and her husband are coming over for hopscotch tonight Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4422 I know, Verizon’s the worst… 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4423 Wrong line. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4424 What about my car's extended warranty? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4425 earth to outback 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4426 Honey, are you sure you didn’t see my briefcase? I’ve looked everywhere for it. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4427 Yes, I am interested in insurance. Three more miles, the only house. On your right. A French Colonial. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4428 ......@€#¬#|¬~|#~¬..... not tight enough ..@~€#|¬€@€€|#|€.... bad signal .. ~#€|#~¬#|@€@ ~@¬@~€@~€@~€€@~@@~€@€~.. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4429 Wow the connection out is great! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4430 Here am I floating round my tin can 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4431 Yo, G, they can't stop me from rapping can they? Can they Hop? I spit it through the wire man. It's too much stuff on my heart right now, man 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4432 My phone is pronounced ‘Jif’ with a soft J. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4433 Yes, you're right - the connection won't be really good until we pull the string tight. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4434 Am I really speaking with the ocean? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4435 I believe that a complete breakdown in communication has separated me from the rest of the project managers. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4436 I can't hear you. You may be on mute. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4437 You were right. This is a better signal. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4438 When u forget ur cell … 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4439 [faintly] O-O-O, O’Reillyyyyy… 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4440 Can you put that in an email? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4441 The satellite is down. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4442 ‘I never want to speak to you again. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4443 Keep going! Your dignity is just over that next hill. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4444 I know you thought this would be more secure but I think I'm hearing drumbeats and I worry that we are being hacked! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4445 Uh...bad connection. Hang up and call me right back. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4446 A beautiful woman to call my own and all I have to do to reach her is follow the string? Oh what luck! Oh happy day! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4447 Listen Bob I know you have email and cell set to vacation mode but the team has a few questions about the proposal that we thought we should just recap before the presentation… 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4448 Wow! I can hear the ocean from here! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4449 Is this a long-distance call? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4450 Please connect me with a long distance number. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4451 Ms. Roberts, I may be over over the hill but I swear this is not the reason for my refusal to cut the cord. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4452 Over the Hills and Far Away never sounded so close! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4453 Hay, Charyl. This just doesn't work. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4454 Sounds like the kids are doing great! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4455 Speak loudly, my new cell can was inexpensive as a can of beans. I said speak up! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4456 Speak freely John: I have unlimited coverage! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4457 No, I'm on a land line. Kinda tangled land line. Can you hear me? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4458 Good news! You’ve qualified for a five year extension on your car’s warranty. To learn more, yank on the string. 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
4459 Pelosi wants to share a stock tip. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4460 No, I’m not interested in a new car warranty. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4461 This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself... 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4462 Yeah, best call quality I've had in a decade. Although rewinding the cord can be heck. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4463 This is a test of the backup to the Emergency Broadcast System. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4464 I know I sold the fewest units this month, but my transfer was supposedly to Logan, Utah. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4465 My warranty is expiring? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4466 Can you believe this latest smart phone comes with a built-in skipping rope? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4467 I told you not to take Robo Calls from Seashells. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4468 You can return from isolation, soon. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4469 'So, you're sill in the tin can age, and still think Climate Warming is not an issue?' 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4470 You said it would provide directions anywhere. Why else would I pay $1000/month? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4471 Garcia who? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4472 Thank you for holding, the next available representative will be with you shortly…(repeat) 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4473 You've taken the concept of a hybrid work environment a bit too far 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4474 What? You say that I'm overdressed? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4475 I know it's closer to Campbell's than Graham Bell's, darling, but I'm sure I'll be virtually untraceable. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4476 Yeah, but this is not what we meant by more can-do communication in the office 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4477 I can't hear you so well....Are you saying I should not have barfed in your briefcase? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4478 Tinny echo, "Dad, do you have the car keys?" 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4479 Geez the signal is so weak up here. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4480 Why yes, I do prefer using Slack for business calls. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4481 Hi there, this is Shasta calling in regards to your car's warranty. The warranty is up for renewal. I’d like to congratulate you on your $1,000 instant rebate and free maintenance and oil change package for being a loyal customer... 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4482 I'm Lost in a Sea of Breasts and I Can't Tell Anyone Because the String's Not Taut. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4483 Hello , can I speak to God? I need a ride! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4484 My new plan guarantees nationwide coverage without any drops. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4485 Yes, I do hear you, and yes, there isn't a cell tower in sight; but I still don't think it's patentable. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4486 You have been selected for a special offer on car warranty. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4487 The IRS is about to garnish your wages… 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4488 We're saving a great deal on the Roaming Charges for these calls. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4489 When you spent your cell phone budget on streaming services… 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4490 Hi, I’m calling about your expired car warranty. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4491 Are you in New York yet? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4492 Alas, I hear a childhood friend has wandered off to who-knows-where. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4493 You said you were one hill away, 10 minutes ago. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4494 If it ain’t broke don’t fix it 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4495 Your car warranty is set to expire! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4496 Did you make that first right at the hill? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4497 Baaah! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4498 free Julian Assange now 💟 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4499 You're going to have to speak up, it's an international call. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4500 No need for a cell when a string and tin can will suffice! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4501 This is how I boost my phone signal in the mountains. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4502 I would like to order a pizza. Do you deliver? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4503 Want to stump Generation Alpha? Ask them what "long distance" means. There's no way they'll be able to tell you 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4504 I didn’t understood why AT&T had acquired Libby’s, but I’m saving a bundle on their “Friends & Family & Fava Beans” plan. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4505 My car's extended warranty is what??????? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4506 No, Thursday’s out. Can I get back to you? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4507 What do you mean you are lost?! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4508 You're breaking up. I must be in a dead zone. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4509 Mr Campbell– Come here – I want to see you" 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4510 You need yogurt and hummus? Will do. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4511 I’ll leave a voice mail after nailing the deal 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4512 Hi it's Nancy. Use this phone while we're over here 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4513 Hang on -- I've got someone on the other line. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4514 Without the teacher shortage there will be no innovative solutions like the one you are now experiencing. If you agree, press one . .uh, we'll get back on that . .. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4515 I said, "Lawyers tend not to be early adopters." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4516 Check can for beans before listening! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4517 We've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4518 Your call is important to us. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4519 And can you believe they told me I could find fortune in Mountain View? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4520 Your car warranty is about to expire, press 1 if you'd like to extend your warranty and press 2 if you'd like to take your chances. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4521 Go ahead and put down the treehouse ladder. I’ll be there as soon as I remember where I parked the radio flyer. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4522 While coverage area does range, it only costs you an additional $5.99/month for the landline. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4523 Welcome back! Follow the string. It will lead you back to your cubicle. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4524 Sir, would you be interested in extending your phone coverage at minimal cost? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4525 We’re contacting you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4526 You're cutting out, can you here me now? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4527 How do I find him? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4528 What son? Come where? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4529 Listen, cable news just isn't the way it used to be. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4530 And, while I’ve got you on the line… 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4531 Drop the suitcase! The sandworm is coming! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4532 I can hear you--Chicken Noodle Soup has the best reception, Clam Chowder is a close second, and our sponsor's bluetooth is still a distant fifteenth." 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4533 Yup, I can still hear you from across the butt cheek desert 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4534 Don't worry about me getting lost. I'll just follow the line back. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4535 Hello, hello, are you there? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4536 The proof is in the putting. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4537 I have his final list of demands. Take it or he’s going to Boston! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4538 The connections getting a little spotty over here 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4539 Maybe it's a newfangled Smartphone. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4540 Candy, I can't. Can you cancel the Canadians? . . . Can I be candid? I''ve been on the can feeling cantankerous; you put intoxicants in that can of pecan candy ! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4541 No, I haven’t fallen off the Earth yet. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4542 It's neither Surveillance nor Profiling & I certainly don't know your preferences. It's just my Know Your Customer policy! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4543 Our phone is so green it doesn't require electricity 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4544 ‘Wait. Did you say that I am out of data or data?’ 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4545 Yes, I can hear you, but your voice sounds a little dry. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4546 These cans really make a clearer connection than they did when I was young. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4547 Marv...you idiot! You left your cellphone back at the office and this long distance call is costing the company a fortune! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4548 Do you have a minute to talk about extended automotive repair coverage? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4549 What do you mean, "Pull the yarn tighter"? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4550 Can do technology! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4551 What’s up? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4552 Hi this is your Uber driver- I’m unable to upload your location- please activate your phone app 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4553 Hello? It's. your. mother! You're really pushing the boundaries this time. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4554 Can't hear you! The line is not as taut as it should be. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4555 But what will we do about cord cutters? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4556 My upgrades include a free lunch. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4557 Why am I talking? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4558 You sure they can’t trace this call? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4559 I’m calling about your expired car warranty… 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4560 Verizon's much-touted coverage wasn't exactly what I expected." 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4561 I'm having trouble hearing you, are you going through a tunnel? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4562 I love the sound of peas being shelled” 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4563 I love you too. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4564 Wait I'm confused. Has the flight been canceled? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4565 We'd like to talk to you about an alternative to your cellular plan... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4566 No cell phone coverage here either 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4567 There's a bit of a delay. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4568 Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number..... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4569 Our economy is emerging. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4570 Text Dad! Why does my new smartphone smell like chicken soup? LOL 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4571 Don’t worry, the company still cover all of your calls 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4572 Where it's impractical or too expensive to construct cell towers, may we propose the following alternative: 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4573 This shower head extender was worth every penny. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4574 No time to chat. Can you text? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4575 i’m wearing a taupe suit, and a checkered tie… but you can see that the polyester of my suit pant is stretched tight over my gigantic, pulsating junk. a fever’s in my eyes as i set my briefcase down, undo my tie, and use it to tie you to the bedpost— 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4576 I guess I’ll be switching to Verizon Wireless… 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4577 Early Respondor: Hello, is there any crossing the hills app? 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4578 Sorry, my signal was crap on the plane. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4579 "We're on a secure line." 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4580 Can you hear me now? I just upgraded to Tesla's 6G Cordless Phone X. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4581 I'm afraid your ex-wife also wants the brief case. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4582 The Uber driver threw his can out the window after he left me off. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4583 Actually, this is a lot better sound quality than my cell phone. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4584 Obviously, I can't hear him, because the wire needs to be taut for the thing to work. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4585 This new 5G feels like a step backwards. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4586 I think a face to face meeting would be much better to discuss whether your policy covers injury from rock slides 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4587 Good day, Mr. Smith. I'm Emma from your alma mater. We thought you'd be interested in hearing about our latest fund raising campaign. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4588 She went peacefully in her sleep." Said the strained voice on the other end of the can. Tom could only smile. He had envisioned this moment many times. Once again, she had robbed him of the vengeance that he deserved. He wasn't always a violent man 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4589 Operator why is there always so much static on this line ? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4590 I'm sorry. I got our wires crossed up. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4591 Your new-car warranty has expire. Press 1 to be connected to a representative. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4592 We’d better say goodbye soon. I’m worried they’ll start charging us for roaming. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4593 And me? Oh, just wandering around in the desert. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4594 OK, I'll look away and call them hills if you reach over and hand me my cell phone. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4595 I'm maintaining my Underperform rating for the entire telecommunications sector. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4596 Uh, no Mr. President . . . surreptitious has nothing whatsoever to do with Mrs. Butterworth. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4597 Your video is off. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4598 No, she can't discuss her abortion on Facebook or electronic device. I'm calling for her on this. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4599 If I listen closely I can still hear the baked beans. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4600 The hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4601 The number you have reached has not been disconnected. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4602 I hate these people who will not answer when I'm prepared to offer them a really great deal! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4603 WHAT?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU SAY IT LOUDER!!! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4604 Hello. You’ve got me by the long and curlies. Go ahead. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4605 10-4 good buddy, Tone got his money up Worth millions, still bag your bitch looking bummy what Ya'll staring at the angel of death Liar liar pants on fire, you burning up like David Koresh 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4606 I don't know anyone named "The 1950's" and no, you can't have my tie back! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4607 Hey, I just realized that the meeting isn't until Thursday so just go home and wait for the call, okay? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4608 Your voice is so much warmer in analog. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4609 no, I said 'Stella!!!' not 'Smell-ya' 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4610 Load and clear. Can you hear Granddad 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4611 Sorry Bill, but based on the results of the connectivity exercise, you are fired as IT manager. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4612 I farted. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4613 Hello? Is this Infinity? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4614 This is an attempt to collect a debt. If you have already paid this bill please disregard this notice. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4615 They found out luggage. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4616 This is the department of Visa and Mastercard... 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4617 Bobby dear, let's get on your rocking horse and come right out here. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4618 Watson, can you please come back to my office for a sec? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4619 No, I don't want onons on the cheeseburger. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4620 couldn’t this telephone can have been an email? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4621 Hello, is my camel on the way? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4622 I think you are breaking up. Must be the heat in the mountains. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4623 I'm putting you on hold. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4624 Talk to me. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4625 I don’t know, honey…I really don’t think there’s a Kroger on the way. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4626 Mom? Dad? Can you wake up? It's been 30 years. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4627 I agree, supporting the 5G project would be ridiculous, Sir. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4628 and pickup edamame too? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4629 i believe that it is called the rolling countryside. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4630 ok, fine. I'm a bore. But no way I'm coming back next year to check how far you went... And find you own rope from now on! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4631 Incorrectly connected. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4632 You're right: I CAN hear the ocean from here! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4633 Quiet down, the sound is peaking. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4634 I've been trying to reach you concerning your car's extended warranty. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4635 Man to Operator I want to place a long distance call.... Man to Operator, I can't hear you.... Man to self, you'd think by 2022 they'd get the can with string phone working.... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4636 not gonna reach my telephone 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4637 Hello. I'm calling to offer you a great deal on aluminum siding. You want your home to look the best on the block, don't you? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4638 It’s Hadrian… 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4639 Accounts Receivable likes you. Do you like her? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4640 I'm on location with the Kardashians 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4641 Is that new wireless almost ready? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4642 No no I agree... these data rates are a killer. This was the right choice 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4643 Um, this isn't Charlie Brown, is this his teacher? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4644 Nancy? I’ve found a way to solve the rural connectivity problem before midterms 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4645 This phone cord so long I lost it in my wife’s ass 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4646 When ‘ the Void’ receives your scream. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4647 Once Mitch went over, we had a lot of extra rope. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4648 As usual it goes straight to voicemail. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4649 Wassup? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4650 Is this as far as I should go? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4651 Deposit 3 bottle caps for the next five minutes, please. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4652 Just in case, let's continue using to burn this device after our chat. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4653 I hope this can and string finds you well… 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4654 Hey Frank, it's me again, just leaving another message to confirm tomorrows brunch meeting. Give me a call back when you get a chance, you know where to reach me.Thanks 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4655 This Uber surcharges is going to be insane..." 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4656 Sorry, I can’t hear you the wifi is breaking. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4657 I heard that too. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4658 The corporate retreat last year had a Billy Joel impersonator 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4659 'Some prankster says he's calling from the future and wants to invest in our little computer company.' 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4660 Yes dear, I'll be home in time for dinner with your boss. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4661 Are you there, Margaret? I’m calling about your car’s extended warranty. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4662 Speak louder! You sound like you're talking in a can! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4663 Hey boss, the locals are still split 50/50 on the flat earth idea. Let's hope the Supreme Court settles the issue asap. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4664 No! I can’t hear you now! The reception is not improving. I’m sick of these hills. You are on my last nerve and I am about at the end of my r… 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4665 Yes, I'm afraid entries for the annual Play Chess On My Tie Competition have now closed Sir. Would you like to sign up for the Build a Working Tin Can Phone Without Slack In The Line Contest instead? What's that? Hello? I Can't Hear You 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4666 Nice try, but I’m calling to let you know your auto warranty is expiring. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4667 Hello, hello, hello Heaven? I think we've been cut off...St. Peter? Oh, darn! It"s the Golden Gate to the Bridge? There's no traffic...... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4668 HMM, I know there's no AT&T towers up here. But, I was told the company had land-lines set up for this first phase of the project. Clearly there's been a miscommunication. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4669 I'm not ready to forgive you yet, but maybe by the time you get home... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4670 Please hold for the Ex-President 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4671 No, I haven't given any thought to updating my stringing plan. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4672 Text me when you arrive, and we’ll pull the string taut. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4673 Inflation and Verizon don’t pair well 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4674 Well, "tweet-tweet'"to you, too, Elon! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4675 A “Perfect” Phone Call 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4676 Hope I’m catching you at a good time. You said to drop you a line… 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
4677 Hey Maureen! Did up pick-up the dry cleaning? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4678 Yes, son, I hear you. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4679 Hey boss, I’ll be in the office tomorrow. Remote work is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4680 Did you say, "Can I hear you"? Yes, I can. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4681 Glad you caught me, I AM interested in extending my car’s warranty. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4682 This is the forest primeval. May I place you on a brief hold? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4683 You have to believe when i tell you I’m open to talk about it 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4684 I was chasing an ambulance on foot and it got away from me. No, I have no idea where I am. No cell service here. Help! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4685 I told you I can't get texts on my landline. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4686 Did you know the warranty on your camel has or is about to expire? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4687 Sorry, I can't hear you. You're breaking up. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4688 I told you this would be a working vacation, Deb. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4689 You have now reached your destination." "Yes! Okay where is this?" "Nowhere 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4690 Hello, is this the loooooooooooong distance operator? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4691 I'm coming, Fatima. One last meeting. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4692 You win. I should've upgraded to the latest model" 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4693 Can you hear me now?” the last earthling asked into the tin can. The wind whooshed across the barren wasteland 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4694 You need what at the store, honey? Can you speak a little louder? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4695 I can’t SEE you now. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4696 ,,,,,and don't forget to pick up milk on the way home. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4697 now i understand,why verizon's ultra limited was only $9.99 a month! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4698 No, no, this is not out of my way. I was just passing by. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4699 Hello, this is Lisa from Spectrum... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4700 Morrie's phone company is just stringing him along until he finally buys a cell phone 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4701 And they said long distance was going to be hard 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4702 ''Sir, your in the wrong office 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4703 When natures calls. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4704 Amazing! I can hear you clear as a Bell. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4705 Conference call tomorrow? Do you know where I am? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4706 I wouldn't be traveling this way all the time if you could just dial it down a notch. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4707 Well, I do get unlimited talk, text, and data. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4708 It’s weird, sometimes I get the feeling I am in the wrong multiverse. 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
4709 🎵 ...Oh darling, darling, darling Walk a while with me Ohh, you've got so much, so much, so much Many have I loved, and many times been bitten Many times I've gazed along the open road Many times I've lied, and many times I've listened Many times I've wondered how much there is to know Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings I live for my dream, and a pocket full of gold 🎵 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4710 We can definitely put the landfill out here - plenty of land and we can play telephone with the cans. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4711 I cannot quite year you….. Plus there’s a lot of static….. And you keep fading out……… what? - You need to talk louder…… You know what? - Your idea of a landline in these days of cellphones is a really stupid idea! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4712 Yeah, definite leg up having this new mobile tech, EVERYONE on the team should have one! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4713 Thank you Sir…Please hold the line… 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4714 Mars to Venus: You’re still in speaking range. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4715 Stay on the line to hear an important message about your car's warranty coverage... 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4716 Hi Marconi, I told you that Bell fellow tried this years ago and it works! Have you thought about going wireless? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4717 The signal was willing to die on that hill. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4718 Our policies absolutely pay in full in the event of a global apocalypse. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4719 Alley, alley outs in Freeeee!" 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4720 Wanna hear a joke?" "Ok." "What did the writer say to the New Yorker?" "What?" "Stop selecting people based on politics instead of merit!" "People that win prolly slept with the judges!" "Or is their cousin's nephew's neighbour's friend." "Sheesh." 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4721 Hello? Hello? I think I've been cut off. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
4722 It's not working!! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4723 “I told you for the last time I’m not buying cellular I can reach anyone perfectly fine!” 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4724 Mmm, kinky. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4725 Bill Gates? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4726 What do they say about me while I am gone? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4727 I thought you wanted to talk on line… 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4728 The coverage is great in the mountains, but not so good when flying for work. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4729 OK, got it, so when I find Ariadne I tell her « Theseus is running late for dinner »? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4730 The moment I realized I couldn’t play broken telephone alone…. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4731 No Sir, His Immenseness isn't in". "Okay, do you mind if I pop up and leave him a thought piece from the Firm? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4732 I'm sorry, he asked for a fifth? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4733 Yes Ms Smith, Thomas did all the work by himself....can I come home now? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4734 Hello? This is Mr. Average American. Is this the American Dream? You sound so far away. Yes, I'll hold.... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4735 Wow! The source of all my sinitus! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4736 Hello, phone company? My GPS isn't working on my phone. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4737 California telephone fire distract, how can I help? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4738 New can (attached to the world's longest pube,BTW,JK,LOL) Who's this? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4739 Yes, I am one of the early Cord Cutters. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4740 What's the hold time please? Seems endless. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4741 Hello, I’m away indefinitely and will have limited access to internet and cell service. Please excuse delayed responses to your queries. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4742 You said "Give Me Credit Card Number" but the correct answer is "Velociraptor." 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4743 Please stay on the line for important information concerning your expired automobile insurance 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4744 You can come back now... I've rewritten the divorce papers and eliminated the "He's Frickin" Crazy" pages as you requested. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4745 We don't show a problem with your connection on our equipment. Would you try another can? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4746 You say "What hath God wrought" in the Afghanistan language? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4747 Welcome to the job interview, your safety is important to us.. Please hold. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
4748 If you trip is transatlantic you should have remembered your cell phone 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
4749 It sounds like you’re in a tin can. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4750 They can't- they won't keep ignoring you! But Mother! Besides, humans are MY business and I wanna keep them. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4751 How did you get this number. This number is on a do not call list, you completing this call is not only illegal at the federal level, but shouldnt be possible... ...What am I wearing? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4752 Sorry? You’re popping in and out. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4753 Hello..hello? Sorry, we just got this great deal on a new internet package which we’re still getting used to, especially for long distance calls. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4754 What? I can't hear you around all these giant farting asses. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
4755 Hi, this is Dan calling from Cream of Soup. I’m calling because I thought this could be the month where you didn't hung up on... Elaine? Elaine, are you there? Hello? 🥫 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
4756 This one’s dumb. I’m not gonna even bother writing one for it. It sucks. Stupid font too. Here’s my best shot: “hello my beautiful wife, Pearl Harbor? What’s that, that never happened!” (He’s gaslighting his wife into thinking Pearl Harbor never happ 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4757 He said, 'There is no Bob." 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4758 For my final trick… open the briefcase. And inside it you’ll find my assistant, Jonathan, folded up into a pretzel. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4759 I can't hear you: There's no Wireless signal here--no Wi-Fi: Vipin Bery,Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4760 Sounds just like my conch did at the seaside. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1