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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-08-15T00:36:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-08-29T00:37:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-08-23T00:37:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 29, 2022 |
Number of captions | 4761 |
Number of responses | 565167 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It has unlimited, data, unlimited minutes, with one string attached. | 1.9027 | 0.01294 | 4037 | 1579 | 1272 | 1186 |
1 | No, this is not a spam call. I checked the label. | 1.8873 | 0.01993 | 1660 | 651 | 545 | 464 |
2 | Before I send someone out there, please unplug the string from the back of your can then plug it firmly back in. | 1.8803 | 0.01350 | 3767 | 1546 | 1126 | 1095 |
3 | No I switched carriers from Campbell to Progresso! | 1.8755 | 0.01944 | 1703 | 667 | 581 | 455 |
4 | That's because I AM talking in a tin can. | 1.8647 | 0.01736 | 2018 | 768 | 755 | 495 |
5 | Yes, I’ve had this number since childhood. Why do you ask? | 1.8561 | 0.02214 | 1265 | 496 | 455 | 314 |
6 | Hold on, I'm getting a call from another can -- but I think it's spam." | 1.8430 | 0.01746 | 2198 | 936 | 671 | 591 |
7 | I'll call you back, I'm on the can. | 1.8128 | 0.01648 | 2441 | 1080 | 738 | 623 |
8 | Where AM I? At the end of my rope, that's where! | 1.7952 | 0.01783 | 1934 | 833 | 664 | 437 |
9 | No, I have the new iCan. | 1.7933 | 0.01966 | 1635 | 720 | 533 | 382 |
10 | Hold it to your eye, Ralph. We just got video. | 1.7853 | 0.01783 | 1933 | 846 | 656 | 431 |
11 | Roaming charges? Seriously? | 1.7845 | 0.01559 | 2487 | 1077 | 869 | 541 |
12 | Freddy? From the fifth grade? | 1.7780 | 0.01577 | 2477 | 1099 | 829 | 549 |
13 | Yes I would be interested in a new long distance plan. | 1.7765 | 0.01572 | 2412 | 1048 | 855 | 509 |
14 | Yes, I am still working remotely. | 1.7755 | 0.01646 | 2080 | 872 | 803 | 405 |
15 | Who gave you this number? | 1.7711 | 0.02036 | 1459 | 646 | 501 | 312 |
16 | There's no cell service out here but fortunately I have a land line. | 1.7708 | 0.01493 | 2609 | 1126 | 955 | 528 |
17 | Will you hold? I'm on the can. | 1.7687 | 0.02234 | 1297 | 604 | 389 | 304 |
18 | I've switched to Horizon. | 1.7643 | 0.01733 | 2100 | 968 | 659 | 473 |
19 | This phone's rates are cheap but there may be some strings attached. | 1.7625 | 0.01659 | 2055 | 883 | 777 | 395 |
20 | How in hell do I press option 1? | 1.7598 | 0.02680 | 845 | 382 | 284 | 179 |
21 | What do you mean it’s a bad connection? I’m on a land line. | 1.7577 | 0.02006 | 1432 | 628 | 523 | 281 |
22 | Better talk quick-I have to wind up this call... | 1.7550 | 0.01765 | 1861 | 823 | 671 | 367 |
23 | 'Campbell Soup. Tech support.' | 1.7546 | 0.02050 | 1426 | 645 | 486 | 295 |
24 | I'm on my landline. | 1.7502 | 0.01392 | 3078 | 1398 | 1051 | 629 |
25 | It’ll work better once we get the kinks out. | 1.7489 | 0.01578 | 2186 | 938 | 859 | 389 |
26 | I assure you this is a secure line. | 1.7478 | 0.01640 | 2090 | 917 | 783 | 390 |
27 | Yeah, I’m still working remote. | 1.7477 | 0.01866 | 1625 | 716 | 603 | 306 |
28 | You sound a little tinny. | 1.7454 | 0.01606 | 2133 | 927 | 822 | 384 |
29 | Creamed corn, 16 oz. Why do you ask? | 1.7417 | 0.01984 | 1498 | 685 | 515 | 298 |
30 | We can talk. They can't trace it. | 1.7338 | 0.01621 | 2164 | 980 | 780 | 404 |
31 | No, they can’t find me out here. This is a burner can | 1.7298 | 0.01786 | 1847 | 861 | 624 | 362 |
32 | It’s definitely on your end. | 1.7290 | 0.01989 | 1476 | 685 | 506 | 285 |
33 | Guess what! I've just upgraded to fiber. | 1.7248 | 0.02050 | 1388 | 648 | 474 | 266 |
34 | Cordless? Since when? | 1.7194 | 0.01704 | 1935 | 891 | 696 | 348 |
35 | Can this wait? I’m on roaming. | 1.7189 | 0.01768 | 1800 | 830 | 646 | 324 |
36 | I thought I told you never to call me here." | 1.7174 | 0.01761 | 1861 | 874 | 639 | 348 |
37 | I got all dressed up thinking this was a zoom call. | 1.7107 | 0.02561 | 847 | 393 | 306 | 148 |
38 | Why yes, I am on a landline. | 1.7078 | 0.01857 | 1742 | 852 | 547 | 343 |
39 | I SAID, "WE'RE SAVING $14 A MONTH!" | 1.7028 | 0.02542 | 922 | 452 | 292 | 178 |
40 | I’m using my land line now. | 1.6872 | 0.02552 | 828 | 393 | 301 | 134 |
41 | How can I have the wrong number? It’s just two cans. | 1.6868 | 0.03612 | 447 | 222 | 143 | 82 |
42 | No, Mr. Giuliani,we are not being recorded. | 1.6861 | 0.02271 | 1150 | 578 | 355 | 217 |
43 | Okay, I’m out of the valley. Can you hear me now? | 1.6838 | 0.02154 | 1145 | 542 | 423 | 180 |
44 | It’s why they call it a landline | 1.6838 | 0.02097 | 1208 | 572 | 446 | 190 |
45 | Please continue to hold; your call is very important to us. | 1.6834 | 0.02226 | 1137 | 557 | 383 | 197 |
46 | Speak up! It's long distance. | 1.6786 | 0.02332 | 980 | 469 | 357 | 154 |
47 | The reception is bad. Try a baked bean # 2 can. | 1.6738 | 0.02290 | 1033 | 503 | 364 | 166 |
48 | This isn't what I had in mind when you said 'land line.' | 1.6694 | 0.02389 | 968 | 480 | 328 | 160 |
49 | I'm getting a lot of static. Is your can rusty? | 1.6623 | 0.03489 | 462 | 234 | 150 | 78 |
50 | I don’t mean to be ironic, but the phone reception is uncanny. | 1.6620 | 0.02546 | 864 | 437 | 282 | 145 |
51 | Sorry, you’ve got the wrong can. This is chicken noodle. | 1.6589 | 0.02472 | 982 | 519 | 279 | 184 |
52 | Yes, a large pepperoni with extra cheese. And if it's not delivered in 30 minutes it's free, right? | 1.6532 | 0.02595 | 767 | 377 | 279 | 111 |
53 | Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. Over. | 1.6507 | 0.02741 | 730 | 372 | 241 | 117 |
54 | I'm so glad you insisted on keeping the landline. | 1.6504 | 0.02548 | 781 | 382 | 290 | 109 |
55 | No, you hang up! | 1.6476 | 0.02601 | 769 | 383 | 274 | 112 |
56 | The reception is uncanny. | 1.6429 | 0.02715 | 815 | 442 | 222 | 151 |
57 | To begin the videoconference, please place the tin can over your eye. | 1.6394 | 0.02731 | 832 | 462 | 208 | 162 |
58 | Your call is important to us, please continue to hold | 1.6384 | 0.02891 | 661 | 345 | 210 | 106 |
59 | You know, service was just really bad with my wireless plan. | 1.6373 | 0.02707 | 714 | 363 | 247 | 104 |
60 | How did you find me? This is an unlisted can. | 1.6358 | 0.02838 | 670 | 347 | 220 | 103 |
61 | What a surprise! I haven't heard from you since we were kids. | 1.6344 | 0.02758 | 733 | 387 | 227 | 119 |
62 | Are you calling from the can? | 1.6343 | 0.02754 | 752 | 402 | 223 | 127 |
63 | I’m probably one of the last people to have a land line. | 1.6292 | 0.03009 | 596 | 312 | 193 | 91 |
64 | Yes, I HAVE thought about changing my long distance plan. . . | 1.6274 | 0.02751 | 730 | 388 | 226 | 116 |
65 | Speak up! I'm at the end of my rope! | 1.6256 | 0.03060 | 577 | 304 | 185 | 88 |
66 | Yes. I would like to upgrade my plan. | 1.6248 | 0.02900 | 709 | 394 | 187 | 128 |
67 | Are you on a secure can? | 1.6246 | 0.02776 | 682 | 355 | 228 | 99 |
68 | I'm not threatening you. This is literally my line in the sand. | 1.6246 | 0.03016 | 618 | 333 | 184 | 101 |
69 | So, you'll pay off my existing contract...and I get a new can?" | 1.6233 | 0.02900 | 677 | 368 | 196 | 113 |
70 | When everyone’s ready put me on speaker can. | 1.6212 | 0.03200 | 557 | 304 | 160 | 93 |
71 | The signal is great, but your voice sounds tinny. | 1.6210 | 0.02684 | 723 | 377 | 243 | 103 |
72 | All I did was press pound for more options.” | 1.6191 | 0.03131 | 722 | 445 | 107 | 170 |
73 | Yes, I am able to work remotely. | 1.6186 | 0.02859 | 679 | 367 | 204 | 108 |
74 | Ok, I’m alone now. | 1.6145 | 0.03083 | 620 | 348 | 163 | 109 |
75 | Sorry for the delay, there’s a long line ahead of me. | 1.6144 | 0.03026 | 599 | 324 | 182 | 93 |
76 | Yes, Mr. President, I do believe that this is a secure line. | 1.6097 | 0.02900 | 638 | 344 | 199 | 95 |
77 | It all comes down to canwidth. | 1.6067 | 0.03166 | 539 | 293 | 165 | 81 |
78 | What do you mean there are roaming charges? | 1.6064 | 0.02961 | 658 | 370 | 177 | 111 |
79 | Roaming charges?I'm not roaming. I'm lost. | 1.6055 | 0.03108 | 578 | 320 | 166 | 92 |
80 | Why yes, I do have a land line | 1.6053 | 0.02884 | 636 | 343 | 201 | 92 |
81 | Sorry but your calling plan doesn't include international calls. We don't have enough string. | 1.6031 | 0.03122 | 514 | 271 | 176 | 67 |
82 | Make it quick! I’m roaming so this will be expensive. | 1.6022 | 0.03085 | 538 | 287 | 178 | 73 |
83 | Sorry, I dropped the call and had to chase it down a hill. | 1.6012 | 0.05782 | 173 | 98 | 46 | 29 |
84 | Can confirm. The hills are not alive with the sound of music | 1.6008 | 0.03253 | 526 | 293 | 150 | 83 |
85 | I think you’re on mute. | 1.5984 | 0.03138 | 498 | 262 | 174 | 62 |
86 | Service will be down until we find the kink in the line. | 1.5980 | 0.03124 | 490 | 255 | 177 | 58 |
87 | Pull tighter, I can't hear you. | 1.5979 | 0.03227 | 480 | 255 | 163 | 62 |
88 | Yeah I don’t think I can make that Zoom call. | 1.5953 | 0.03172 | 472 | 246 | 171 | 55 |
89 | We've done it, Barbara! We've dealt the cell phone industry a death blow! | 1.5947 | 0.04765 | 264 | 154 | 63 | 47 |
90 | Okay I can talk now | 1.5871 | 0.03328 | 482 | 269 | 143 | 70 |
91 | I switched to my landline. Can you hear me better now? | 1.5864 | 0.03226 | 457 | 242 | 162 | 53 |
92 | Sorry, wrong number. | 1.5856 | 0.03444 | 432 | 237 | 137 | 58 |
93 | If you're the cable guy, we're just over the hill. | 1.5856 | 0.03476 | 403 | 216 | 138 | 49 |
94 | Please listen to the following options, our choices have changed recently. | 1.5843 | 0.03454 | 433 | 239 | 135 | 59 |
95 | Still better reception than AT&T. | 1.5840 | 0.03843 | 375 | 214 | 103 | 58 |
96 | I agree. No one needs a new phone every year. | 1.5830 | 0.04845 | 223 | 124 | 68 | 31 |
97 | So just what did you mean,"remote working"? | 1.5825 | 0.03516 | 400 | 217 | 133 | 50 |
98 | I’m happy with my current provider. | 1.5811 | 0.03228 | 487 | 268 | 155 | 64 |
99 | Jimmy, you son of a gun! I haven’t heard from you since we were kids.” | 1.5801 | 0.03972 | 362 | 211 | 92 | 59 |
100 | This plan has free unlimited roaming. | 1.5749 | 0.03295 | 487 | 276 | 142 | 69 |
101 | IT says keep the string taut. | 1.5742 | 0.03666 | 418 | 244 | 108 | 66 |
102 | Hello! We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.5741 | 0.03450 | 432 | 242 | 132 | 58 |
103 | Why yes, my refrigerator is running. | 1.5721 | 0.03582 | 451 | 268 | 108 | 75 |
104 | Just a minute. I’ll get him. | 1.5711 | 0.03522 | 408 | 228 | 127 | 53 |
105 | You’re breaking up. Let me move to higher ground. | 1.5710 | 0.03850 | 338 | 188 | 107 | 43 |
106 | Have you tried turning it off and then on again? | 1.5690 | 0.03557 | 413 | 235 | 121 | 57 |
107 | How did you find me here? | 1.5688 | 0.03424 | 429 | 240 | 134 | 55 |
108 | Your call is very important to us. Please remain on the line. | 1.5665 | 0.03622 | 406 | 234 | 114 | 58 |
109 | I’m here, where are you? | 1.5653 | 0.03649 | 421 | 249 | 106 | 66 |
110 | I see two big areas of opportunity: water and telecommunications. | 1.5645 | 0.03805 | 349 | 197 | 107 | 45 |
111 | I'm calling long distance, so I'll make this quick. | 1.5643 | 0.03463 | 381 | 206 | 135 | 40 |
112 | Explain to me what you mean by 'roaming charges.' | 1.5634 | 0.03546 | 410 | 234 | 121 | 55 |
113 | No, it’s fine, I’m alone. | 1.5628 | 0.03436 | 414 | 231 | 133 | 50 |
114 | It's a long story. | 1.5610 | 0.03848 | 328 | 183 | 106 | 39 |
115 | Julie, I don’t think my wife will ever be able to trace this call. | 1.5600 | 0.03609 | 425 | 252 | 108 | 65 |
116 | Yes, I’m calling on my land line. | 1.5595 | 0.03532 | 420 | 243 | 119 | 58 |
117 | Working remotely is not exactly what I envisioned it would be. | 1.5583 | 0.03614 | 360 | 199 | 121 | 40 |
118 | I can hear you now. But the video is not coming through at all. | 1.5566 | 0.03931 | 327 | 187 | 98 | 42 |
119 | Yes, I’ll accept charges. | 1.5562 | 0.03936 | 329 | 189 | 97 | 43 |
120 | No, a charger is not going to help, but how are you for twine? | 1.5556 | 0.03813 | 315 | 173 | 109 | 33 |
121 | Gotta go. I'm at the end of my rope. | 1.5542 | 0.04135 | 323 | 193 | 81 | 49 |
122 | I know, but at this point I figure I'll just wait to upgrade to the iPhone 14. | 1.5539 | 0.03443 | 408 | 230 | 130 | 48 |
123 | We're sorry we cannot complete your call at this time. Please remove any remaining peas from your can and try again. | 1.5536 | 0.03930 | 345 | 203 | 93 | 49 |
124 | I SAID, "AT LEAST IT'S NOT ANOTHER ZOOM MEETING, RIGHT?" | 1.5518 | 0.04029 | 357 | 219 | 79 | 59 |
125 | I've just reached my roaming limit. | 1.5516 | 0.04027 | 339 | 203 | 85 | 51 |
126 | Hold on, I'm on a long distance call | 1.5515 | 0.03519 | 388 | 219 | 124 | 45 |
127 | Weak signal here. I’m on the land line. | 1.5509 | 0.03396 | 383 | 209 | 137 | 37 |
128 | You're breaking up. Are you on a sardine can? | 1.5496 | 0.03841 | 393 | 242 | 86 | 65 |
129 | I decided against the wireless plan and went with unlimited roaming. | 1.5490 | 0.04240 | 306 | 184 | 76 | 46 |
130 | At least I'll be able to find my way home. | 1.5485 | 0.03930 | 330 | 192 | 95 | 43 |
131 | Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. | 1.5480 | 0.03875 | 354 | 210 | 94 | 50 |
132 | You've reached the IRS. Please hold. | 1.5457 | 0.04066 | 328 | 197 | 83 | 48 |
133 | I've been on hold for acres.” | 1.5426 | 0.04081 | 282 | 160 | 91 | 31 |
134 | Are you interested in saving money on your long-distance plan? | 1.5425 | 0.03859 | 341 | 200 | 97 | 44 |
135 | Tell the Boss I've found a place that doesn't have broadband! | 1.5415 | 0.03808 | 325 | 185 | 104 | 36 |
136 | I can't hear you over the sound of the ocean. | 1.5406 | 0.03952 | 320 | 187 | 93 | 40 |
137 | We’re calling about your car’s extended warranty | 1.5402 | 0.04033 | 348 | 215 | 78 | 55 |
138 | What do you mean - I've reached the end of the line? | 1.5401 | 0.03867 | 324 | 187 | 99 | 38 |
139 | You’re sure this line is secure? | 1.5390 | 0.04128 | 269 | 152 | 89 | 28 |
140 | I'll be home late. They cancelled my paper airplane. | 1.5387 | 0.04332 | 271 | 160 | 76 | 35 |
141 | I havn't heard from you since we were kids! | 1.5375 | 0.04053 | 307 | 181 | 87 | 39 |
142 | Yes, I 'can' hear you. Get it? 'Can'?" | 1.5373 | 0.04338 | 268 | 158 | 76 | 34 |
143 | Yes, I'm on the secure line. | 1.5364 | 0.04104 | 302 | 179 | 84 | 39 |
144 | If this is a real medical emergency, hang up and dial 911. | 1.5361 | 0.04008 | 332 | 201 | 84 | 47 |
145 | Henry finally reached the limit on his extended coverage plan. | 1.5341 | 0.04116 | 279 | 161 | 87 | 31 |
146 | Alright, I think we're socially distanced enough. | 1.5338 | 0.03912 | 296 | 168 | 98 | 30 |
147 | This is Mark again with an important message about your automobile service contract which has expired. If you would like to keep coverage yell your name into the can to speak to a customer service agent or squeeze can nine times to decline coverage. | 1.5296 | 0.04268 | 287 | 174 | 74 | 39 |
148 | Thanks, but I'm happy with my current long-distance plan. | 1.5290 | 0.04444 | 293 | 186 | 59 | 48 |
149 | Did you know people still have landlines? | 1.5287 | 0.04117 | 261 | 148 | 88 | 25 |
150 | That’s great, honey. Now pass the can to your mother. | 1.5273 | 0.03804 | 311 | 178 | 102 | 31 |
151 | Please don’t hang up, I used my last can of food for this call. | 1.5260 | 0.04131 | 289 | 172 | 82 | 35 |
152 | When you said i’d have to work remotely, i didnt think it would be this remote | 1.5252 | 0.03848 | 318 | 186 | 97 | 35 |
153 | This never worked when I was a kid either. | 1.5235 | 0.03953 | 298 | 174 | 92 | 32 |
154 | Can I put you on hold? My shoe phone is ringing. | 1.5233 | 0.04212 | 279 | 167 | 78 | 34 |
155 | No, this is my land line. | 1.5224 | 0.03824 | 335 | 200 | 95 | 40 |
156 | Yes, it's a land line, but we still have some kinks to work out. | 1.5215 | 0.04016 | 303 | 181 | 86 | 36 |
157 | There's no cell coverage but fortunately I still have my old landline. | 1.5208 | 0.04143 | 288 | 173 | 80 | 35 |
158 | No, I’m definitely on a landline. | 1.5204 | 0.04164 | 294 | 179 | 77 | 38 |
159 | Yes,I checked all the cables,but it STILL sounds tinny. | 1.5203 | 0.04306 | 271 | 164 | 73 | 34 |
160 | Go ahead, I'm on a secure line. | 1.5202 | 0.03772 | 321 | 187 | 101 | 33 |
161 | You were lucky to catch me on my land line. | 1.5200 | 0.04019 | 300 | 179 | 86 | 35 |
162 | Try using a different can. | 1.5198 | 0.03735 | 354 | 213 | 98 | 43 |
163 | And finally, we promise to never string you along. | 1.5187 | 0.04342 | 268 | 163 | 71 | 34 |
164 | You can speak frankly - we're on a secure line. | 1.5179 | 0.04212 | 307 | 193 | 69 | 45 |
165 | Yes Sir, this line is secure. | 1.5178 | 0.03878 | 309 | 182 | 94 | 33 |
166 | Please put me on your dune not call list. | 1.5177 | 0.04269 | 282 | 173 | 72 | 37 |
167 | The spaghetti can you are calling is full. Please try again after lunch. | 1.5176 | 0.04304 | 284 | 176 | 69 | 39 |
168 | And they've even given me my own extension | 1.5175 | 0.04379 | 257 | 155 | 71 | 31 |
169 | Alexander Graham Who? | 1.5169 | 0.05116 | 178 | 105 | 54 | 19 |
170 | Text me. | 1.5169 | 0.04190 | 267 | 158 | 80 | 29 |
171 | Why, yes, I am working remotely. | 1.5166 | 0.04306 | 271 | 165 | 72 | 34 |
172 | Connection's spotty, but I'll always know my way back. | 1.5161 | 0.03842 | 310 | 182 | 96 | 32 |
173 | My qualifications? Well, first off, I won't be distracted by a smartphone... | 1.5161 | 0.04151 | 279 | 167 | 80 | 32 |
174 | Hello. Please send an Uber to 1960. | 1.5160 | 0.04099 | 281 | 167 | 83 | 31 |
175 | I can hear the ocean! | 1.5147 | 0.04231 | 272 | 164 | 76 | 32 |
176 | Actually, I was hoping you could take me off your Do Not Call list. | 1.5145 | 0.05224 | 173 | 103 | 51 | 19 |
177 | Waddaya mean 'Talk INTO the can.'? | 1.5143 | 0.04428 | 245 | 147 | 70 | 28 |
178 | Not to worry, Donald. I've still got the codes. | 1.5142 | 0.04119 | 282 | 169 | 81 | 32 |
179 | Yeah, I'm, like, the last person with a landline. | 1.5141 | 0.04556 | 249 | 154 | 62 | 33 |
180 | I downgraded to an I phone 1957.” | 1.5138 | 0.04832 | 218 | 134 | 56 | 28 |
181 | I was able to grandfather in my landline's rates. | 1.5135 | 0.03858 | 296 | 172 | 96 | 28 |
182 | Hill? This is Dale calling. | 1.5134 | 0.04818 | 224 | 139 | 55 | 30 |
183 | I’m away from my desk. | 1.5125 | 0.04080 | 320 | 201 | 74 | 45 |
184 | Fortunately I found a land line | 1.5120 | 0.04141 | 291 | 178 | 77 | 36 |
185 | Sorry, I’m away from my desk. | 1.5119 | 0.03926 | 295 | 174 | 91 | 30 |
186 | Thank you for your patience. You’re the next caller in line. | 1.5114 | 0.04326 | 264 | 161 | 71 | 32 |
187 | Well you said you wanted me nowhere near today’s meeting. | 1.5112 | 0.04278 | 268 | 163 | 73 | 32 |
188 | Why do I get the feeling I’m being strung along? | 1.5112 | 0.04179 | 268 | 160 | 79 | 29 |
189 | Press one for English. | 1.5108 | 0.04435 | 278 | 177 | 60 | 41 |
190 | Oops, losing tension, bye | 1.5106 | 0.04405 | 235 | 139 | 72 | 24 |
191 | The last land line | 1.5105 | 0.04296 | 237 | 138 | 77 | 22 |
192 | I'm calling you on my old land line. | 1.5093 | 0.04234 | 269 | 163 | 75 | 31 |
193 | Sorry, I can't hear you. I have some beans in my ear. | 1.5092 | 0.04700 | 218 | 132 | 61 | 25 |
194 | .“Jim, it’s me. I picked up my six-year-old’s phone by mistake this morning and the GPS led me to an endless wasteland where time has no meaning, so I’ll be a little late.” | 1.5085 | 0.04232 | 293 | 184 | 69 | 40 |
195 | Don't worry, Mother, I told you I'd never cut the cord. | 1.5069 | 0.04624 | 217 | 130 | 64 | 23 |
196 | Got the cash, in the denominations you asked for. And yeah ... No way the Feds tracked me on the cell. | 1.5061 | 0.04577 | 245 | 153 | 60 | 32 |
197 | Yes sir, I’m tracing the call as we speak. | 1.5058 | 0.04321 | 259 | 158 | 71 | 30 |
198 | This is great, I didn't think I'd get a signal out here. | 1.5058 | 0.04286 | 259 | 157 | 73 | 29 |
199 | Still better than AT&T. | 1.5040 | 0.04614 | 250 | 159 | 56 | 35 |
200 | Hi, this is Bert, the director of technology. | 1.5038 | 0.04517 | 262 | 167 | 58 | 37 |
201 | No extra votes out here, either, Mr. Trump. | 1.5023 | 0.04964 | 213 | 135 | 49 | 29 |
202 | The kids want new phones too. Buy some more soup. | 1.5022 | 0.04657 | 229 | 142 | 59 | 28 |
203 | When you said we'd still be working remote, this is not what I envisioned. | 1.5021 | 0.04405 | 241 | 146 | 69 | 26 |
204 | Why yes, I would be interested in changing my long distance carrier. | 1.5017 | 0.04126 | 287 | 177 | 76 | 34 |
205 | No, you're speaking with Prince Albert's attorney | 1.5000 | 0.04856 | 214 | 134 | 53 | 27 |
206 | No roaming charges! | 1.5000 | 0.04548 | 222 | 134 | 65 | 23 |
207 | Is this a secure line? | 1.5000 | 0.04273 | 242 | 144 | 75 | 23 |
208 | No deal. We’re too far apart. | 1.5000 | 0.04607 | 224 | 137 | 62 | 25 |
209 | Ok. How did you get this number?? | 1.5000 | 0.04454 | 254 | 159 | 63 | 32 |
210 | You sound tinny too. | 1.4981 | 0.04201 | 269 | 165 | 74 | 30 |
211 | I know you’re there, Ronald. I can hear the can rattling. | 1.4981 | 0.04330 | 261 | 162 | 68 | 31 |
212 | Am I on speaker phone? | 1.4980 | 0.04391 | 245 | 150 | 68 | 27 |
213 | What do you mean when you say no strings attached? | 1.4979 | 0.04417 | 243 | 149 | 67 | 27 |
214 | Yeah, I'm on a landline. . | 1.4977 | 0.04839 | 215 | 135 | 53 | 27 |
215 | Can you hold? I’ve got someone on my other string. | 1.4966 | 0.04033 | 296 | 183 | 79 | 34 |
216 | How did you get my number? | 1.4962 | 0.04327 | 264 | 165 | 67 | 32 |
217 | I’ll give you my canned response | 1.4957 | 0.04583 | 234 | 146 | 60 | 28 |
218 | All I hear is the ocean. | 1.4955 | 0.04338 | 224 | 132 | 73 | 19 |
219 | My phone can track your location. | 1.4950 | 0.04702 | 200 | 120 | 61 | 19 |
220 | Sorry, wrong extension. | 1.4947 | 0.03985 | 283 | 171 | 84 | 28 |
221 | You have a collect call from 1963... | 1.4947 | 0.05360 | 188 | 122 | 39 | 27 |
222 | Thanks, but I'm perfectly happy with my long distance service. | 1.4943 | 0.04373 | 263 | 166 | 64 | 33 |
223 | I found the perfect spot for a cell tower. | 1.4940 | 0.04376 | 249 | 154 | 67 | 28 |
224 | Yes, I would describe it as rural. | 1.4940 | 0.04187 | 249 | 149 | 77 | 23 |
225 | You sound tinny. | 1.4937 | 0.04500 | 237 | 147 | 63 | 27 |
226 | I'm calling from my free long-distance plan. | 1.4933 | 0.04708 | 223 | 140 | 56 | 27 |
227 | Loud and clear, Bob, but the GPS needs work. | 1.4908 | 0.04283 | 273 | 173 | 66 | 34 |
228 | I hear you, but your voice is a little tinny. | 1.4906 | 0.04076 | 265 | 160 | 80 | 25 |
229 | For sales Press #1 | 1.4902 | 0.04441 | 255 | 162 | 61 | 32 |
230 | You caught me away from my desk. | 1.4900 | 0.04338 | 249 | 154 | 68 | 27 |
231 | I hear an echo; are you on speaker? | 1.4897 | 0.04260 | 243 | 147 | 73 | 23 |
232 | No, don't try to text me. | 1.4879 | 0.04932 | 207 | 132 | 49 | 26 |
233 | No, I don't think he's here. One minute while I look... | 1.4873 | 0.04753 | 197 | 120 | 58 | 19 |
234 | I can’t talk right now, I’m on the can. | 1.4870 | 0.04879 | 193 | 119 | 54 | 20 |
235 | No, it’s OK, I’m not driving. | 1.4862 | 0.04744 | 218 | 138 | 54 | 26 |
236 | Hi honey, I'm trying you from my landline. | 1.4859 | 0.04186 | 249 | 151 | 75 | 23 |
237 | I wired you the money. Didn't you get it? | 1.4858 | 0.04584 | 247 | 160 | 54 | 33 |
238 | Okay, I think it’s safe to talk now | 1.4857 | 0.04428 | 245 | 154 | 63 | 28 |
239 | The meeting is at Sarah's office, you imbecile, not the Sahara office! | 1.4844 | 0.05221 | 192 | 125 | 41 | 26 |
240 | Did you say that I'm roaming? No! I'm lost! | 1.4843 | 0.04347 | 254 | 160 | 65 | 29 |
241 | I thought it might be you. | 1.4842 | 0.05047 | 190 | 120 | 48 | 22 |
242 | There are always strings attached to these long distance plans. | 1.4836 | 0.04780 | 213 | 135 | 53 | 25 |
243 | You're going to have to speak up...I'm roaming. | 1.4829 | 0.04739 | 234 | 153 | 49 | 32 |
244 | You still have a Blackberry Can? Dude, get with it! | 1.4824 | 0.04824 | 199 | 124 | 54 | 21 |
245 | To continue in English pull cord once; para continuar en espanol tire de la cuerda dos veces | 1.4822 | 0.04501 | 253 | 164 | 56 | 33 |
246 | I need you to hold the line. | 1.4818 | 0.04841 | 220 | 143 | 48 | 29 |
247 | Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it again? | 1.4818 | 0.04511 | 247 | 159 | 57 | 31 |
248 | Yes, hello, I'm here for the IT position interview. | 1.4813 | 0.04763 | 214 | 136 | 53 | 25 |
249 | Wow, fiber is faster than cable! | 1.4810 | 0.04489 | 210 | 127 | 65 | 18 |
250 | I thought I told you not to call me here. | 1.4803 | 0.04358 | 229 | 140 | 68 | 21 |
251 | Could you please talk louder, I’m on a Land Line. | 1.4793 | 0.04759 | 217 | 139 | 52 | 26 |
252 | I’d like you to set up a conference call on this for early next week. How much string do we have? | 1.4789 | 0.04590 | 213 | 132 | 60 | 21 |
253 | How did you get this number? | 1.4788 | 0.04390 | 236 | 147 | 65 | 24 |
254 | Tomato soup. You? | 1.4787 | 0.04813 | 211 | 135 | 51 | 25 |
255 | I still can't hear you. | 1.4786 | 0.04376 | 234 | 145 | 66 | 23 |
256 | Please hold. | 1.4781 | 0.04712 | 228 | 148 | 51 | 29 |
257 | No, it is not possible to turn off my location services | 1.4778 | 0.04855 | 203 | 129 | 51 | 23 |
258 | No thank you, I'm quite happy with my long-distance service. | 1.4778 | 0.03985 | 270 | 165 | 81 | 24 |
259 | We have been trying to reach you regarding your car warranty. | 1.4769 | 0.04306 | 260 | 166 | 64 | 30 |
260 | Yeah, I left my cellphone at home again. | 1.4759 | 0.05177 | 166 | 103 | 47 | 16 |
261 | Oh, sorry, wrong can. | 1.4757 | 0.04601 | 206 | 127 | 60 | 19 |
262 | I had something else in mind when they asked if I wanted a land line | 1.4746 | 0.04551 | 236 | 152 | 56 | 28 |
263 | I asked you not to call me when you're on the can! | 1.4742 | 0.04825 | 213 | 138 | 49 | 26 |
264 | When I signed up for your unlimited roaming program... | 1.4741 | 0.04486 | 232 | 147 | 60 | 25 |
265 | Ooh, I hear the ocean! | 1.4739 | 0.04669 | 211 | 133 | 56 | 22 |
266 | Now, take a left… | 1.4731 | 0.05083 | 167 | 103 | 49 | 15 |
267 | Can, can you hear me now? | 1.4715 | 0.04667 | 246 | 165 | 46 | 35 |
268 | Can you repeat that? There's still some soup in my can. | 1.4706 | 0.04736 | 221 | 144 | 50 | 27 |
269 | We are calling to inform you that your car's warranty has expired.... | 1.4706 | 0.05031 | 221 | 151 | 36 | 34 |
270 | Come here and say that. | 1.4703 | 0.04470 | 236 | 151 | 59 | 26 |
271 | It’s so much better now with the 5G cans. | 1.4700 | 0.04958 | 200 | 130 | 46 | 24 |
272 | A suit and tie. And you? | 1.4695 | 0.05499 | 164 | 107 | 37 | 20 |
273 | I know you wanted to make long distance work, but I feel like you're just stringing me along. | 1.4694 | 0.05817 | 147 | 96 | 33 | 18 |
274 | Are you sure this line is secure? | 1.4689 | 0.04397 | 209 | 127 | 66 | 16 |
275 | You keep cutting out. | 1.4688 | 0.05164 | 160 | 99 | 47 | 14 |
276 | I’m here to interview for the remote position. | 1.4684 | 0.04817 | 190 | 119 | 53 | 18 |
277 | If you hold your ear to the can, you can hear the traffic. | 1.4680 | 0.04487 | 203 | 124 | 63 | 16 |
278 | I may lose you, I'm roaming. | 1.4678 | 0.04996 | 171 | 106 | 50 | 15 |
279 | Thank You for holding. Your call is important to us... | 1.4674 | 0.04989 | 184 | 117 | 48 | 19 |
280 | I upgraded to an extended plan. | 1.4670 | 0.04426 | 227 | 143 | 62 | 22 |
281 | I want to talk to you about your camel's extended warranty. | 1.4667 | 0.04780 | 210 | 136 | 50 | 24 |
282 | The Wichita salesman is still on the line. | 1.4652 | 0.04871 | 187 | 118 | 51 | 18 |
283 | No, I don't need an upgrade. | 1.4646 | 0.04527 | 226 | 145 | 57 | 24 |
284 | Are you interested in cheap, reliable broadband with no strings attached? | 1.4645 | 0.05184 | 183 | 120 | 41 | 22 |
285 | My wife kicked me out of the house. She says I spend too much time on the can. | 1.4645 | 0.05126 | 183 | 119 | 43 | 21 |
286 | This call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes. | 1.4641 | 0.04843 | 209 | 137 | 47 | 25 |
287 | I'm here for the audit | 1.4641 | 0.05227 | 181 | 119 | 40 | 22 |
288 | I said, good thing I enabled roaming." | 1.4638 | 0.04732 | 207 | 133 | 52 | 22 |
289 | Talk about social distance | 1.4634 | 0.05359 | 164 | 106 | 40 | 18 |
290 | Keep going. The string has to be taut. | 1.4634 | 0.04865 | 205 | 134 | 47 | 24 |
291 | Yes. When I put my cell phone inside the can, it works great. | 1.4624 | 0.05233 | 186 | 124 | 38 | 24 |
292 | Will I be charged for roaming? | 1.4610 | 0.05763 | 154 | 103 | 31 | 20 |
293 | 'Why, yes, i'm a bit upset...I've been on hold for the past 55 miles!" | 1.4588 | 0.04510 | 194 | 119 | 61 | 14 |
294 | This connection is totally untraceable, right? | 1.4587 | 0.04508 | 218 | 139 | 58 | 21 |
295 | I'm looking for a typewriter so we can text. | 1.4586 | 0.05225 | 181 | 120 | 39 | 22 |
296 | Hi. Is this my childhood? Can I come back for a visit? | 1.4581 | 0.05510 | 155 | 101 | 37 | 17 |
297 | I’m an hour behind you, you’re on Mountain Time. | 1.4578 | 0.04711 | 225 | 150 | 47 | 28 |
298 | Do you know how long I've been on hold?! | 1.4576 | 0.04465 | 236 | 154 | 56 | 26 |
299 | Yes, I'll hold the line. | 1.4556 | 0.05102 | 169 | 108 | 45 | 16 |
300 | Hello. Uber? | 1.4554 | 0.04763 | 202 | 131 | 50 | 21 |
301 | For English press 1. For… | 1.4551 | 0.05284 | 167 | 109 | 40 | 18 |
302 | I might need to switch to another carrier. | 1.4550 | 0.04711 | 189 | 119 | 54 | 16 |
303 | We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.4545 | 0.04832 | 198 | 129 | 48 | 21 |
304 | I’m on a land line | 1.4533 | 0.04581 | 225 | 148 | 52 | 25 |
305 | What dead zone? I'm on my landline! | 1.4527 | 0.04932 | 201 | 134 | 43 | 24 |
306 | Can we make the next call shorter? | 1.4527 | 0.05536 | 148 | 96 | 37 | 15 |
307 | Are you satisfied with your current long-distance calling plan? | 1.4526 | 0.04449 | 190 | 116 | 62 | 12 |
308 | For problems with your network connection, please stay on the line, and a representative will be happy to mock you. | 1.4526 | 0.04520 | 232 | 153 | 53 | 26 |
309 | I'll just text you instead. | 1.4524 | 0.04868 | 210 | 141 | 43 | 26 |
310 | Haven't we already stretched this conversation too far?! | 1.4524 | 0.05260 | 168 | 110 | 40 | 18 |
311 | I'm so glad I decided to keep the landline | 1.4518 | 0.04795 | 197 | 128 | 49 | 20 |
312 | Your destination is coming up on the left. | 1.4514 | 0.05732 | 144 | 95 | 33 | 16 |
313 | REP…RE…SEN...TA…TIVE. | 1.4500 | 0.05852 | 140 | 93 | 31 | 16 |
314 | When you said you had a land line you weren't kidding. | 1.4486 | 0.04780 | 185 | 118 | 51 | 16 |
315 | It's uncanny how good the reception is. | 1.4485 | 0.04902 | 194 | 128 | 45 | 21 |
316 | I switched to a plan that allows long distance calling for free. | 1.4485 | 0.05010 | 194 | 130 | 41 | 23 |
317 | Let me put you on hold. There's another call coming in. | 1.4478 | 0.04508 | 201 | 127 | 58 | 16 |
318 | CAN you hear me now? Ha ha, get it? Can? | 1.4477 | 0.05034 | 172 | 111 | 45 | 16 |
319 | Make this quick, they still charge for roaming. | 1.4476 | 0.04626 | 210 | 137 | 52 | 21 |
320 | _ou _ _ve _o p_ll th_ _he s_ring TI _H_ER | 1.4475 | 0.05449 | 181 | 126 | 29 | 26 |
321 | I'm not really pleased with my new mobile phone. | 1.4475 | 0.04790 | 181 | 115 | 51 | 15 |
322 | I could do without the MR SANDMAN background music while I wait. | 1.4472 | 0.04595 | 199 | 127 | 55 | 17 |
323 | No, I'm on my land line. | 1.4471 | 0.04708 | 208 | 137 | 49 | 22 |
324 | It kind of sounds like I'm hearing you through a tin can attached to a really long string. | 1.4469 | 0.05142 | 179 | 119 | 40 | 20 |
325 | Yeah, I can talk for a minute… Uh, about average size, I guess… Is it what?… No offense, Mr. President, but I don’t think that’s any of your fucking business. | 1.4465 | 0.05173 | 215 | 154 | 26 | 35 |
326 | What? What? My car warranty? | 1.4464 | 0.05188 | 168 | 110 | 41 | 17 |
327 | Can I interest you in a phone upgrade? | 1.4460 | 0.05123 | 139 | 85 | 46 | 8 |
328 | Your GPS has been deployed. Follow the string for the closest hotel. | 1.4457 | 0.04971 | 175 | 113 | 46 | 16 |
329 | We can't both talk at the same time. Okay? | 1.4451 | 0.05273 | 173 | 116 | 37 | 20 |
330 | Will you accept the charges? | 1.4451 | 0.04896 | 182 | 118 | 47 | 17 |
331 | The phone was cheap enough, but the extension cord cost a fortune. | 1.4444 | 0.05030 | 162 | 103 | 46 | 13 |
332 | I did say no electronics on this trip. | 1.4439 | 0.04699 | 196 | 127 | 51 | 18 |
333 | I can still hear you, Donald. Keep walking. | 1.4439 | 0.05125 | 196 | 135 | 35 | 26 |
334 | Sorry, but my phone doesn’t receive texts. | 1.4439 | 0.05035 | 187 | 125 | 41 | 21 |
335 | Yes, I'm calling long distance! | 1.4438 | 0.04974 | 178 | 116 | 45 | 17 |
336 | Tighten the what? | 1.4433 | 0.04687 | 203 | 133 | 50 | 20 |
337 | I’ll be listening in remotely. | 1.4432 | 0.05132 | 185 | 125 | 38 | 22 |
338 | I lost you there for a minute | 1.4432 | 0.04949 | 176 | 114 | 46 | 16 |
339 | Yeah, my new provider is great. Their roaming fees are phenomenally low! | 1.4425 | 0.05055 | 174 | 114 | 43 | 17 |
340 | I don’t know, I just like having a landline. | 1.4420 | 0.04913 | 181 | 118 | 46 | 17 |
341 | Are you ok? You sound a bit loopy. | 1.4415 | 0.04660 | 188 | 120 | 53 | 15 |
342 | Daddy will be home soon. | 1.4413 | 0.04952 | 179 | 117 | 45 | 17 |
343 | Don't panic, sir. We'll be able to locate you quickly by tracking your phone line. | 1.4410 | 0.05421 | 161 | 108 | 35 | 18 |
344 | No, you hang up first. | 1.4404 | 0.04634 | 193 | 124 | 53 | 16 |
345 | I’m glad we’re continuing to work remotely. | 1.4404 | 0.04516 | 193 | 122 | 57 | 14 |
346 | No, I will not walk you through that again. | 1.4403 | 0.04935 | 159 | 100 | 48 | 11 |
347 | Did you know your auto warranty is about to expire? | 1.4400 | 0.04841 | 200 | 134 | 44 | 22 |
348 | Marco . . . | 1.4392 | 0.05850 | 148 | 102 | 27 | 19 |
349 | I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I have a kink in my wire. | 1.4390 | 0.04427 | 164 | 98 | 60 | 6 |
350 | The plan includes unlimited yarn. | 1.4389 | 0.04993 | 180 | 119 | 43 | 18 |
351 | I can’t believe the line is busy…. | 1.4387 | 0.05265 | 155 | 101 | 40 | 14 |
352 | I'd like to change my long distance plan please. | 1.4386 | 0.05442 | 171 | 118 | 31 | 22 |
353 | My wifi's acting up so I'll keep my camera off for this meeting. | 1.4386 | 0.05117 | 171 | 113 | 41 | 17 |
354 | The warranty on your 2018 Subaru Outback... | 1.4383 | 0.04949 | 162 | 103 | 47 | 12 |
355 | They’ll get nothing if they subpoena this. | 1.4379 | 0.05228 | 169 | 113 | 38 | 18 |
356 | There's no one here by that name | 1.4375 | 0.04751 | 208 | 140 | 45 | 23 |
357 | You've got the wrong number. | 1.4371 | 0.05064 | 167 | 109 | 43 | 15 |
358 | Or push 5 to hear these options again. | 1.4369 | 0.04735 | 206 | 138 | 46 | 22 |
359 | Your call is very important to us. Please continue to hold. | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
360 | I can still hear the ocean! | 1.4363 | 0.04562 | 204 | 133 | 53 | 18 |
361 | Yes, I know that I said I was willing to work remote. | 1.4360 | 0.05160 | 172 | 115 | 39 | 18 |
362 | Let me call you back on my smoke signal… | 1.4359 | 0.05470 | 156 | 105 | 34 | 17 |
363 | Can I put you on hold? I’m getting another call. | 1.4359 | 0.05078 | 156 | 100 | 44 | 12 |
364 | I can't be too far from the ocean. I'm sure I can hear sea shells. | 1.4356 | 0.04848 | 163 | 103 | 49 | 11 |
365 | My webcam isn't working today, sorry boss! | 1.4351 | 0.04869 | 154 | 96 | 49 | 9 |
366 | Don't charge me roaming; I know my exact location. | 1.4351 | 0.05287 | 154 | 101 | 39 | 14 |
367 | I think you have the wrong century. | 1.4351 | 0.05445 | 154 | 103 | 35 | 16 |
368 | The can smells like tuna, but we don't have to wait for a signal. | 1.4345 | 0.04897 | 168 | 108 | 47 | 13 |
369 | And there's no strings attached? | 1.4345 | 0.05433 | 145 | 95 | 37 | 13 |
370 | I think we've got something here, if we can just work out a few kinks. | 1.4345 | 0.05254 | 145 | 93 | 41 | 11 |
371 | Well, hello! What a blast from the past! | 1.4338 | 0.05493 | 136 | 88 | 37 | 11 |
372 | Campbell's Soup, how may I direct your call? | 1.4338 | 0.05393 | 136 | 87 | 39 | 10 |
373 | Stringing you along? Technically, yes." | 1.4337 | 0.05225 | 166 | 111 | 38 | 17 |
374 | Have you been drinking? You sound a little loopy. | 1.4337 | 0.04553 | 166 | 102 | 56 | 8 |
375 | Whatever happened to no roaming fees no strings attached? | 1.4337 | 0.05430 | 166 | 114 | 32 | 20 |
376 | Your plan has no data or text but long distance calls are free. | 1.4336 | 0.05304 | 143 | 92 | 40 | 11 |
377 | Hold on, it will take a few days to transfer the call. | 1.4336 | 0.05396 | 143 | 93 | 38 | 12 |
378 | Are you sure there are no roaming charges? | 1.4335 | 0.04936 | 173 | 113 | 45 | 15 |
379 | Hello. Your voice sounds a bit tinny. | 1.4326 | 0.05029 | 178 | 119 | 41 | 18 |
380 | Mark my words Sir, this smart phone trend won’t last…twine & tin is the future. | 1.4324 | 0.05352 | 148 | 97 | 38 | 13 |
381 | What I do to keep my land line. | 1.4320 | 0.04946 | 169 | 110 | 45 | 14 |
382 | Someone from ATT will be out to bury your cable Sep 15, 16, 17, 18... | 1.4316 | 0.06964 | 95 | 64 | 21 | 10 |
383 | I've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty. | 1.4315 | 0.05743 | 146 | 100 | 29 | 17 |
384 | This is the last time I buy a phone plan at the mall! | 1.4306 | 0.04631 | 209 | 140 | 48 | 21 |
385 | I'd like to make a collect call. | 1.4305 | 0.05440 | 151 | 101 | 35 | 15 |
386 | So for now we just need you to pick up the slack. | 1.4304 | 0.04866 | 158 | 100 | 48 | 10 |
387 | On hold. The hills are alive with the sound of Muzak. | 1.4297 | 0.05730 | 128 | 84 | 33 | 11 |
388 | If this is an emergency, please shout "9-1-1" | 1.4296 | 0.05811 | 135 | 91 | 30 | 14 |
389 | What do you mean by long distance collect call ? | 1.4295 | 0.05409 | 149 | 99 | 36 | 14 |
390 | I have another call . . . . Can you hold? | 1.4295 | 0.05492 | 149 | 100 | 34 | 15 |
391 | During COVID, Herb took remote work a bit too seriously! | 1.4295 | 0.05073 | 156 | 101 | 43 | 12 |
392 | Yes, I'm in the office | 1.4294 | 0.05072 | 163 | 107 | 42 | 14 |
393 | Remote worker in Nebraska. | 1.4286 | 0.05711 | 147 | 101 | 29 | 17 |
394 | Yes,but I have unlimited data. | 1.4286 | 0.04572 | 189 | 122 | 53 | 14 |
395 | I think the static is coming from your end. | 1.4286 | 0.04892 | 168 | 109 | 46 | 13 |
396 | I think I hear the ocean! | 1.4277 | 0.05005 | 159 | 103 | 44 | 12 |
397 | Bye, now. Time to wrap things up. | 1.4276 | 0.05411 | 152 | 102 | 35 | 15 |
398 | Hello Verizon? I wanna talk about those roaming charges. | 1.4276 | 0.05600 | 145 | 98 | 32 | 15 |
399 | And then I said to the salesman, “Nope, I don’t want a smart phone. I just need something I can make calls on.” | 1.4270 | 0.04946 | 185 | 125 | 41 | 19 |
400 | I want a divorce." "Can't hear you, you bought a horse? | 1.4267 | 0.05296 | 150 | 99 | 38 | 13 |
401 | Can't ever get away from you telemarketers, can I? | 1.4266 | 0.05389 | 143 | 94 | 37 | 12 |
402 | Don't worry, the feds will never trace this call. | 1.4259 | 0.05166 | 162 | 108 | 39 | 15 |
403 | Oh yeh...I can hear the ocean now. | 1.4255 | 0.05348 | 141 | 92 | 38 | 11 |
404 | I am holding the line. | 1.4254 | 0.05643 | 134 | 89 | 33 | 12 |
405 | Still no sign of my desk. | 1.4254 | 0.05441 | 134 | 87 | 37 | 10 |
406 | Why, no--I didn't realize I owed money to the IRS! | 1.4242 | 0.05282 | 132 | 84 | 40 | 8 |
407 | You’re using a Spam can? | 1.4242 | 0.05390 | 132 | 85 | 38 | 9 |
408 | Are you aware your automobile's warranty is set to expire?" | 1.4241 | 0.05103 | 158 | 104 | 41 | 13 |
409 | Our company has gone fully remote. | 1.4239 | 0.04842 | 184 | 123 | 44 | 17 |
410 | Fifty percent more string for only $7.99 a month? That is a good deal! | 1.4236 | 0.05879 | 144 | 101 | 25 | 18 |
411 | Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s warranty. | 1.4234 | 0.05835 | 137 | 94 | 28 | 15 |
412 | Darn robo-calls, I knew I shouldn't have used a SPAM ham can. | 1.4233 | 0.05286 | 163 | 111 | 35 | 17 |
413 | What's included in the new unlimited plan? | 1.4231 | 0.04817 | 182 | 121 | 45 | 16 |
414 | Thank you for your patience. Your call is very important to us. A representative will be with you shortly. | 1.4231 | 0.05535 | 156 | 108 | 30 | 18 |
415 | This is my landline | 1.4228 | 0.05232 | 149 | 98 | 39 | 12 |
416 | Appreciate your looping me in. | 1.4211 | 0.04966 | 171 | 114 | 42 | 15 |
417 | I’m wearing a suit. Why? | 1.4207 | 0.04968 | 164 | 108 | 43 | 13 |
418 | You're coming in a bit too tinny. | 1.4200 | 0.05290 | 150 | 100 | 37 | 13 |
419 | It's either this or smoke signals. Everything else is down. | 1.4198 | 0.05626 | 131 | 87 | 33 | 11 |
420 | So what are you wearing? | 1.4195 | 0.04903 | 174 | 116 | 43 | 15 |
421 | Can you hear me now? I'm on the landline. | 1.4195 | 0.04971 | 174 | 117 | 41 | 16 |
422 | Could you speak a little louder. | 1.4192 | 0.04829 | 167 | 109 | 46 | 12 |
423 | The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected. | 1.4190 | 0.04805 | 179 | 119 | 45 | 15 |
424 | It's a long story. I'm calling from my land line." | 1.4185 | 0.05018 | 184 | 127 | 37 | 20 |
425 | They made me head of communications. | 1.4185 | 0.04585 | 184 | 120 | 51 | 13 |
426 | Reception is bad here,gimme a chance to unwind. | 1.4182 | 0.05091 | 165 | 111 | 39 | 15 |
427 | Bill, you’re on mute. | 1.4179 | 0.05734 | 134 | 91 | 30 | 13 |
428 | Yes, I am working remotely today. | 1.4178 | 0.05477 | 146 | 99 | 33 | 14 |
429 | Yes, I have the briefcase. | 1.4178 | 0.05477 | 146 | 99 | 33 | 14 |
430 | I thought I told you I was looking for something with no strings attached? | 1.4178 | 0.05647 | 146 | 101 | 29 | 16 |
431 | Yeah. I lost my cellphone too. | 1.4178 | 0.05477 | 146 | 99 | 33 | 14 |
432 | Make it quick. I'm on roaming. | 1.4177 | 0.04853 | 158 | 102 | 46 | 10 |
433 | Your tie is still too loud. | 1.4176 | 0.05189 | 170 | 117 | 35 | 18 |
434 | Long distance rates may apply. | 1.4173 | 0.05856 | 127 | 86 | 29 | 12 |
435 | At least we don't have to charge the batteries. | 1.4173 | 0.05857 | 139 | 97 | 26 | 16 |
436 | They wanted to charge me international minutes, so I'm calling on my landline. | 1.4171 | 0.05269 | 175 | 123 | 31 | 21 |
437 | Customer service? Yes, I’d like to drop this landline. | 1.4167 | 0.05353 | 144 | 96 | 36 | 12 |
438 | How many bars do you have? | 1.4167 | 0.05095 | 168 | 114 | 38 | 16 |
439 | That's why a no strings attached long distance relationship is better | 1.4167 | 0.04953 | 168 | 112 | 42 | 14 |
440 | No sir, roaming charges will not apply. | 1.4161 | 0.05328 | 161 | 111 | 33 | 17 |
441 | I can | 1.4161 | 0.05735 | 137 | 94 | 29 | 14 |
442 | It's so nice when someone actually picks up the tin can telephone to talk instead of just texting these days. | 1.4161 | 0.05143 | 137 | 88 | 41 | 8 |
443 | I’ve found your phone | 1.4160 | 0.05923 | 125 | 85 | 28 | 12 |
444 | Yes DMV Customer Service, I'm still holding | 1.4160 | 0.06241 | 125 | 88 | 22 | 15 |
445 | Please leave a message after I say ‘Beep.’ | 1.4154 | 0.05652 | 130 | 87 | 32 | 11 |
446 | Actually, I think I will be able to trace this call. | 1.4150 | 0.05616 | 147 | 102 | 29 | 16 |
447 | As I live and breathe, we haven't spoken since kindergarten!" | 1.4148 | 0.05502 | 135 | 90 | 34 | 11 |
448 | Empty toilet paper rolls used to work better. | 1.4148 | 0.05602 | 135 | 91 | 32 | 12 |
449 | Press 1 to speak with an operator. | 1.4146 | 0.05183 | 164 | 112 | 36 | 16 |
450 | Please stay on the line, Your call is important to us..." | 1.4146 | 0.05325 | 164 | 114 | 32 | 18 |
451 | But operator, I already upgraded to a smart can. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
452 | I think you need to move your hand away from your mouth. | 1.4143 | 0.05363 | 140 | 93 | 36 | 11 |
453 | Yes, I’m on a secure line. | 1.4142 | 0.04711 | 169 | 110 | 48 | 11 |
454 | Could you speak up? We seem to have a few crimps in the connection. | 1.4135 | 0.04376 | 208 | 138 | 54 | 16 |
455 | The reception is great but I can still smell green beans. | 1.4130 | 0.05317 | 138 | 91 | 37 | 10 |
456 | I’ll tell him as soon as he comes in. | 1.4130 | 0.05608 | 138 | 94 | 31 | 13 |
457 | Looks like the Republicans took over the FCC. | 1.4129 | 0.05552 | 155 | 109 | 28 | 18 |
458 | I can hear you better here. Go on. | 1.4129 | 0.04648 | 155 | 98 | 50 | 7 |
459 | No honey, I’m not pretending to have a bad connection. | 1.4127 | 0.05083 | 189 | 134 | 32 | 23 |
460 | Let me back up a little. | 1.4126 | 0.05375 | 143 | 96 | 35 | 12 |
461 | You forgot your lunch. | 1.4126 | 0.05729 | 143 | 100 | 27 | 16 |
462 | What’s that? I need to pull the cord tighter? | 1.4125 | 0.05199 | 160 | 109 | 36 | 15 |
463 | Hold on a minute, I have soup in my ear. | 1.4125 | 0.04888 | 160 | 105 | 44 | 11 |
464 | I don’t need Wi-Fi. I have a smart cord. | 1.4122 | 0.05502 | 148 | 102 | 31 | 15 |
465 | Hi, you can't miss me...glasses, checked tie, holding a briefcase. I'll be right here. | 1.4121 | 0.05157 | 165 | 113 | 36 | 16 |
466 | Try taking a few steps back. | 1.4118 | 0.05039 | 153 | 101 | 41 | 11 |
467 | Don't forget the bread and milk. | 1.4113 | 0.05237 | 141 | 93 | 38 | 10 |
468 | Hi, I had to pull a lot of strings to make this call ☎️ | 1.4113 | 0.05493 | 124 | 81 | 35 | 8 |
469 | I feel like we're talking in circles. | 1.4113 | 0.05493 | 124 | 81 | 35 | 8 |
470 | What's a Luddite? | 1.4109 | 0.05887 | 129 | 89 | 27 | 13 |
471 | No, I'm not interested in cord-cutting. | 1.4107 | 0.05159 | 168 | 116 | 35 | 17 |
472 | That’s pretty kinky. | 1.4104 | 0.04993 | 134 | 85 | 43 | 6 |
473 | I'm not lost, but could you tell me where I am? | 1.4104 | 0.04705 | 173 | 114 | 47 | 12 |
474 | ARE YOU JUST STRINGING ME ALONG? | 1.4103 | 0.05134 | 156 | 105 | 38 | 13 |
475 | I know, right? I just upgraded to a new can. | 1.4103 | 0.04971 | 156 | 103 | 42 | 11 |
476 | You’ve reached Overhill & Dale LLC | 1.4103 | 0.06208 | 117 | 81 | 24 | 12 |
477 | We should tap their phones, but we'll need better equipment. | 1.4097 | 0.05160 | 144 | 95 | 39 | 10 |
478 | Yes, I’d like to order an Uber please. Preferably one with two humps and a non-spitter.” | 1.4097 | 0.05947 | 144 | 104 | 21 | 19 |
479 | You’re my only client who still uses a landline. | 1.4096 | 0.04914 | 166 | 111 | 42 | 13 |
480 | How on earth did you track me down? | 1.4088 | 0.05536 | 137 | 93 | 32 | 12 |
481 | I'll pick some up on the way home. | 1.4085 | 0.05111 | 142 | 93 | 40 | 9 |
482 | Verizon. Why do you ask? | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
483 | What do you mean my can has been hacked? | 1.4084 | 0.04758 | 191 | 131 | 42 | 18 |
484 | Move back a few miles. The line has to be tight. | 1.4080 | 0.06127 | 125 | 88 | 23 | 14 |
485 | You're right, the signal is better than At&T. | 1.4080 | 0.05691 | 125 | 84 | 31 | 10 |
486 | What do you mean, I have to pull it straight for the thing to work? | 1.4074 | 0.05294 | 162 | 113 | 32 | 17 |
487 | Sorry, you’re breaking up on me. | 1.4074 | 0.05148 | 162 | 111 | 36 | 15 |
488 | How can I press 1 to continue? | 1.4072 | 0.05177 | 167 | 116 | 34 | 17 |
489 | Hold on a sec, the line's gone limp. | 1.4071 | 0.05711 | 113 | 74 | 32 | 7 |
490 | You're not worried about the roaming charges? | 1.4067 | 0.04739 | 150 | 96 | 47 | 7 |
491 | Tension? You think more tension is going to help!? | 1.4062 | 0.05370 | 128 | 84 | 36 | 8 |
492 | Correct. I have no interest in giving up my landline | 1.4060 | 0.05341 | 133 | 88 | 36 | 9 |
493 | Has Charlotte joined? Hello? Who just joined? | 1.4060 | 0.05341 | 133 | 88 | 36 | 9 |
494 | Yes, sir. You will be charged for roaming. | 1.4059 | 0.04756 | 170 | 113 | 45 | 12 |
495 | Now pull it tight! | 1.4058 | 0.05693 | 138 | 96 | 28 | 14 |
496 | Could you call me on my cell phone next time, please? | 1.4056 | 0.05088 | 180 | 127 | 33 | 20 |
497 | Yes. I prefer it to AT&T as well. | 1.4054 | 0.05059 | 148 | 98 | 40 | 10 |
498 | You're probably wondering why we asked you to wear a tie. | 1.4052 | 0.05442 | 153 | 107 | 30 | 16 |
499 | You mean we don't have to social-distance anymore? | 1.4052 | 0.05996 | 116 | 79 | 27 | 10 |
500 | Just a reminder,your auto warranty is about to expire! | 1.4051 | 0.04958 | 195 | 139 | 33 | 23 |
501 | Finally I'm free of 5g radiation | 1.4050 | 0.06274 | 121 | 86 | 21 | 14 |
502 | Can't text you. I only have a landline. | 1.4048 | 0.05541 | 126 | 84 | 33 | 9 |
503 | Spam risk? Seriously | 1.4048 | 0.06392 | 126 | 92 | 17 | 17 |
504 | You promise this line is untraceable? | 1.4048 | 0.05541 | 126 | 84 | 33 | 9 |
505 | Let's see if I have this right. Thin crust, olives, onion, sausage... | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
506 | Works great! Now, if we attach an Etch-A-Sketch to this mobile unit, I think we've really got something! | 1.4041 | 0.05716 | 146 | 104 | 25 | 17 |
507 | Yes, it's a little short on apps, but let's see hackers tap it! | 1.4037 | 0.05315 | 161 | 113 | 31 | 17 |
508 | I refuse to pay extra for wifi! | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
509 | Hello, is this long distance? | 1.4034 | 0.06123 | 119 | 83 | 24 | 12 |
510 | Yes, it's a land line. | 1.4031 | 0.05668 | 129 | 88 | 30 | 11 |
511 | This is Mr. Luddite. | 1.4029 | 0.05472 | 139 | 95 | 32 | 12 |
512 | So fun reconnecting with childhood friends. | 1.4028 | 0.04959 | 144 | 94 | 42 | 8 |
513 | Why yes, I was just thinking about extending my cars warranty. | 1.4027 | 0.05464 | 149 | 104 | 30 | 15 |
514 | Yes, I’d love to talk about extending my car’s warranty. | 1.4027 | 0.05380 | 149 | 103 | 32 | 14 |
515 | My cell doesn’t work in these hills, so I’m using my landline! | 1.4026 | 0.05334 | 154 | 107 | 32 | 15 |
516 | Uber? | 1.4026 | 0.05172 | 154 | 105 | 36 | 13 |
517 | You said to call you on this line about the car warranty renewal. | 1.4023 | 0.04817 | 174 | 118 | 42 | 14 |
518 | No. Hills are dead. No music. | 1.4019 | 0.06486 | 107 | 75 | 21 | 11 |
519 | It's fine - I have a long distance plan. | 1.4017 | 0.06077 | 117 | 81 | 25 | 11 |
520 | Press 2? | 1.4015 | 0.05718 | 137 | 96 | 27 | 14 |
521 | Zoom meeting? What's a zoom meeting? I thought you said dune meeting! | 1.4015 | 0.05429 | 137 | 93 | 33 | 11 |
522 | I'm calling about the treehouse that's for sale. | 1.4014 | 0.05659 | 142 | 100 | 27 | 15 |
523 | I knew that solar flare was going to be bad news. | 1.4013 | 0.05049 | 152 | 102 | 39 | 11 |
524 | No. You have the wrong number. | 1.4012 | 0.05140 | 162 | 112 | 35 | 15 |
525 | What do you mean I’ve called the wrong number? | 1.4000 | 0.06151 | 115 | 80 | 24 | 11 |
526 | I heard that. This is a butt call, isn't it? | 1.4000 | 0.05516 | 150 | 106 | 28 | 16 |
527 | Yes. I want to cut the cord. Hello…? | 1.4000 | 0.05823 | 145 | 105 | 22 | 18 |
528 | Now if only I could reach out and touch someone. | 1.4000 | 0.05216 | 145 | 98 | 36 | 11 |
529 | Are you saying that my monthly fee will increase unless I upgrade to a new can? | 1.4000 | 0.05434 | 150 | 105 | 30 | 15 |
530 | Yes, Mr. President, I'm sure that this line is secure. | 1.4000 | 0.05031 | 160 | 109 | 38 | 13 |
531 | Hello this is the cable company. Thank you for holding" | 1.4000 | 0.05065 | 135 | 88 | 40 | 7 |
532 | It's working but bandwidth may be an issue. | 1.3988 | 0.04888 | 163 | 110 | 41 | 12 |
533 | I can’t help feeling that you are stringing me along. | 1.3987 | 0.05153 | 158 | 109 | 35 | 14 |
534 | You‘re breaking up. You’ll have to get farther away. | 1.3986 | 0.05316 | 148 | 102 | 33 | 13 |
535 | Have you seen my cellphone? | 1.3984 | 0.05243 | 128 | 84 | 37 | 7 |
536 | I've already asked to be removed from your "do not string" list. | 1.3982 | 0.06227 | 113 | 79 | 23 | 11 |
537 | It's Horizon not Verizon | 1.3981 | 0.06570 | 108 | 77 | 19 | 12 |
538 | Wait, I can’t hear you. Let me put you on speakerphone. | 1.3981 | 0.06020 | 108 | 73 | 27 | 8 |
539 | I can’t hear you Maria, did you say the bills are alive? | 1.3975 | 0.05006 | 161 | 110 | 38 | 13 |
540 | Are you happy with your current string provider? | 1.3974 | 0.05199 | 156 | 108 | 34 | 14 |
541 | Its your mother. Call me. | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
542 | This is the best way to reach me, on vacations | 1.3971 | 0.05248 | 136 | 91 | 36 | 9 |
543 | I'll be home soon, dear. I'm just unwinding. | 1.3969 | 0.05804 | 131 | 92 | 26 | 13 |
544 | I'm at the end of the line. I got canned, feel deserted, and have baggage. The worst part? It's a tie. | 1.3969 | 0.05804 | 131 | 92 | 26 | 13 |
545 | Is that better now? I’m on a landline. | 1.3968 | 0.05643 | 126 | 86 | 30 | 10 |
546 | Cristo? | 1.3967 | 0.05924 | 121 | 84 | 26 | 11 |
547 | Para español, oprima el número dos. | 1.3966 | 0.06465 | 116 | 84 | 18 | 14 |
548 | Late student loan payment???!!! Damn, you guys are good. | 1.3966 | 0.05983 | 116 | 80 | 26 | 10 |
549 | Ready to start working remotely? | 1.3961 | 0.05081 | 154 | 105 | 37 | 12 |
550 | What's not to like. I can write it off plus it has unlimited minutes. | 1.3960 | 0.05372 | 149 | 104 | 31 | 14 |
551 | Hello? Jim? The address you sent me seemed to have been wrong. | 1.3957 | 0.05268 | 139 | 94 | 35 | 10 |
552 | You sound a bit tinny. | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
553 | This is a collect call from the 20th Century. Will you accept charges? | 1.3953 | 0.05763 | 129 | 90 | 27 | 12 |
554 | Please continue to hold. Your rinsed-out Dinty Moore can is VERY important to us... | 1.3947 | 0.05658 | 114 | 76 | 31 | 7 |
555 | Prince Mohammed to Don Jr., over? | 1.3947 | 0.05294 | 152 | 106 | 32 | 14 |
556 | Yeah, sure it’s a bit more expensive—but I still don’t trust the reliability of wireless. | 1.3946 | 0.04793 | 185 | 129 | 39 | 17 |
557 | The secret to the great reception is string theory. Twine equals MC squared. | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
558 | Did you wax your string? | 1.3942 | 0.06324 | 104 | 72 | 23 | 9 |
559 | I forgot where I parked my car. | 1.3942 | 0.05614 | 137 | 96 | 28 | 13 |
560 | Yes this is Prince Albert, but no I'm not in the can. | 1.3942 | 0.05708 | 137 | 97 | 26 | 14 |
561 | Still can't hear you. Hang up and I'll call you back. | 1.3939 | 0.05767 | 132 | 93 | 26 | 13 |
562 | Another SPAM call. | 1.3939 | 0.05563 | 132 | 91 | 30 | 11 |
563 | Okay. Now pull it taut. | 1.3937 | 0.05826 | 127 | 89 | 26 | 12 |
564 | Yeah, I miss all my apps, and talking while driving is a bit of a challenge. | 1.3937 | 0.05380 | 127 | 85 | 34 | 8 |
565 | Celery phone? Whats a 'celery' phone?! Why? I can hear you perfectly fine on this one... | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
566 | Now I just think you're just stringing me along. | 1.3934 | 0.05277 | 122 | 80 | 36 | 6 |
567 | The warranty on your vehicle has expired or about to expire | 1.3931 | 0.05113 | 145 | 98 | 37 | 10 |
568 | Don't worry about any dropped calls. I'm on a land line. | 1.3929 | 0.05431 | 140 | 97 | 31 | 12 |
569 | This really could have been a text. | 1.3929 | 0.05138 | 168 | 119 | 32 | 17 |
570 | Off the grid? Sure. But off the can? Never! | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
571 | I’m working remotely today. | 1.3923 | 0.05514 | 130 | 89 | 31 | 10 |
572 | It sounds like I'm in Montana because I'm in Montana. | 1.3922 | 0.05424 | 102 | 65 | 34 | 3 |
573 | I don’t need to worry about being out of signal and it helps me find my way back - what’s not to like? | 1.3920 | 0.05315 | 125 | 83 | 35 | 7 |
574 | So I heard through the grapevine, then across the corn field, then atop the mountain ridge, then up along the plateau... | 1.3919 | 0.05307 | 148 | 103 | 32 | 13 |
575 | I’m considering going cordless. | 1.3916 | 0.05790 | 143 | 104 | 22 | 17 |
576 | I said, "WE NEED TO TIGHTEN UP OUR LINES OF COMMUNICATIONS!" | 1.3913 | 0.05753 | 115 | 78 | 29 | 8 |
577 | This is your final notice! Your landline is no longer supported and is being teminated... | 1.3913 | 0.05753 | 115 | 78 | 29 | 8 |
578 | Sir, your wife has been trying to reach you on line two. | 1.3913 | 0.05288 | 138 | 94 | 34 | 10 |
579 | Actually, the service out here is surprisingly good. | 1.3910 | 0.05100 | 133 | 88 | 38 | 7 |
580 | Can hear me now? | 1.3907 | 0.05058 | 151 | 103 | 37 | 11 |
581 | Hey Can, find water near me. | 1.3906 | 0.05681 | 128 | 89 | 28 | 11 |
582 | If you’ve passed the tenth Starbucks, you’ve gone too far | 1.3906 | 0.05894 | 128 | 91 | 24 | 13 |
583 | And the best part is that roaming is included! | 1.3906 | 0.05347 | 128 | 86 | 34 | 8 |
584 | Call me old fashioned, but I prefer landlines | 1.3905 | 0.05661 | 105 | 69 | 31 | 5 |
585 | The phone is cheap but the roaming plan is awesome! | 1.3905 | 0.06419 | 105 | 74 | 21 | 10 |
586 | Hang on, I’ve another call | 1.3904 | 0.05357 | 146 | 102 | 31 | 13 |
587 | It’s a remote position. | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
588 | All of our agents are busy serving other customers. | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
589 | I’m sorry, but this long-distance relationship isn’t really working for me. | 1.3900 | 0.06178 | 100 | 68 | 25 | 7 |
590 | Is your can 5G ? | 1.3899 | 0.05040 | 159 | 110 | 36 | 13 |
591 | I'd like to speak to you about the roaming charges on my recent bill. | 1.3898 | 0.05387 | 118 | 78 | 34 | 6 |
592 | Yes, really, I'm just parking now. | 1.3897 | 0.05340 | 136 | 93 | 33 | 10 |
593 | I didn't accomplish much pounding sand. What do you want me to do next? | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
594 | The Great Call of China | 1.3889 | 0.06147 | 108 | 75 | 24 | 9 |
595 | You're breaking up. Pull the string tighter! | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
596 | Sorry, I just needed some time to unwind. | 1.3885 | 0.05084 | 157 | 109 | 35 | 13 |
597 | I’d like a large pepperoni pizza. And the order is free if it doesn’t get here in 30 minutes, right? | 1.3882 | 0.07119 | 85 | 60 | 17 | 8 |
598 | You’ve got me on the landline. | 1.3882 | 0.04764 | 152 | 101 | 43 | 8 |
599 | How did you find me? | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
600 | So you’re saying to get to you I should follow the cord? | 1.3876 | 0.05645 | 129 | 90 | 28 | 11 |
601 | I left you a wire | 1.3873 | 0.05368 | 142 | 99 | 31 | 12 |
602 | Give me a second and let me put in my headphones. | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
603 | I can’t really tell any improvement in CAN 14 from CANs 1 through 13 | 1.3871 | 0.05806 | 124 | 87 | 26 | 11 |
604 | You're breaking up, I think there might be a herd of cattle a few miles back. | 1.3871 | 0.05918 | 124 | 88 | 24 | 12 |
605 | No. Your other left. | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
606 | No, not Spectrum or Verizon. | 1.3865 | 0.04871 | 163 | 112 | 39 | 12 |
607 | I think someone just picked up the extension. | 1.3858 | 0.05921 | 127 | 91 | 23 | 13 |
608 | Hello Grandma? I’m still looking for the river and the woods. | 1.3858 | 0.05921 | 127 | 91 | 23 | 13 |
609 | Are you sure this call can’t be traced? | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
610 | Hold on, I think someone's on the other line... | 1.3856 | 0.04830 | 153 | 103 | 41 | 9 |
611 | 'The hills are alive buddy, but you only call when you want something! | 1.3853 | 0.05668 | 109 | 73 | 30 | 6 |
612 | We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
613 | Senator, please vote for the infrastructure bill. | 1.3852 | 0.05986 | 122 | 87 | 23 | 12 |
614 | Everything you say sounds kinky. | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
615 | No. Are YOU over the hill? | 1.3846 | 0.05928 | 117 | 82 | 25 | 10 |
616 | I said "wireless plan," not "wired can." | 1.3846 | 0.05847 | 104 | 70 | 28 | 6 |
617 | Raise your arm if you can hear me. | 1.3846 | 0.05715 | 130 | 92 | 26 | 12 |
618 | I know the audio stinks, but it can’t be hacked. | 1.3846 | 0.05818 | 130 | 93 | 24 | 13 |
619 | It's like you're next door. | 1.3846 | 0.05281 | 130 | 88 | 34 | 8 |
620 | Yea my Wi-Fi is off. Can you hear me now? | 1.3846 | 0.06454 | 104 | 74 | 20 | 10 |
621 | Can you repeat that, I’m losing the thread. | 1.3841 | 0.04923 | 164 | 114 | 37 | 13 |
622 | I pictured something different when they told me I’d be working remotely. | 1.3841 | 0.05387 | 151 | 108 | 28 | 15 |
623 | Yes, this is a landline." | 1.3840 | 0.05302 | 125 | 84 | 34 | 7 |
624 | This is my upgrade? | 1.3839 | 0.05982 | 112 | 78 | 25 | 9 |
625 | You forgot your charger. | 1.3835 | 0.05198 | 133 | 90 | 35 | 8 |
626 | Yes, operator, can you connect me with the Tree House. | 1.3835 | 0.05819 | 133 | 96 | 23 | 14 |
627 | Please hold, your call is very important to us. | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
628 | Recalculating… | 1.3830 | 0.05099 | 141 | 96 | 36 | 9 |
629 | No, I can't come over to your house and play today. | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
630 | I know your options have changed but I really need to talk to someone. | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
631 | I said I’m not getting your texts | 1.3824 | 0.05328 | 136 | 94 | 32 | 10 |
632 | We're sorry. The number you have dialed is no longer in service. | 1.3824 | 0.05328 | 136 | 94 | 32 | 10 |
633 | You say my tie is too loud? | 1.3824 | 0.05429 | 136 | 95 | 30 | 11 |
634 | Well, it's still better than AT&T | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
635 | Granted, it needs a long extension cord, but it can’t be hacked. | 1.3821 | 0.05599 | 123 | 85 | 29 | 9 |
636 | You were right, this was a much better idea than paying for long-distance. | 1.3818 | 0.04667 | 165 | 112 | 43 | 10 |
637 | I wouldn’t string you along. We offer the best wireless plan available. | 1.3817 | 0.05249 | 131 | 89 | 34 | 8 |
638 | It's Christo. | 1.3816 | 0.05275 | 152 | 108 | 30 | 14 |
639 | Yes, Ma, I'm wearing your checkered tie. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
640 | We're returning your call. You asked about roaming charges?" | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
641 | How much is your wireless plan? | 1.3813 | 0.05146 | 139 | 95 | 35 | 9 |
642 | I'm glad we resolved the tension between us. | 1.3810 | 0.06682 | 105 | 77 | 16 | 12 |
643 | speak up, you sound a bit soupy | 1.3810 | 0.06258 | 105 | 74 | 22 | 9 |
644 | Out here the network is not fiber optic, just fiber. | 1.3810 | 0.06402 | 105 | 75 | 20 | 10 |
645 | Never needs recharging, you don't say. | 1.3806 | 0.04867 | 155 | 106 | 39 | 10 |
646 | This is no better than yodelling! | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
647 | Hi gang, Tom here with my video off." | 1.3798 | 0.05633 | 129 | 91 | 27 | 11 |
648 | Ever tried wireless? | 1.3797 | 0.04886 | 158 | 109 | 38 | 11 |
649 | Before we discuss upgrading your phone, can you tell me what you spend on cable? | 1.3796 | 0.05495 | 137 | 97 | 28 | 12 |
650 | Hi, I'm calling on a recorded line about your car warranty. Can you hear me OK? | 1.3793 | 0.05367 | 145 | 103 | 29 | 13 |
651 | It worked great when I was a kid. | 1.3789 | 0.06381 | 95 | 66 | 22 | 7 |
652 | You said to call on your land line. | 1.3789 | 0.06381 | 95 | 66 | 22 | 7 |
653 | Can you hear me now?" "Good. | 1.3788 | 0.05539 | 132 | 93 | 28 | 11 |
654 | I’ll be late for dinner. | 1.3788 | 0.05105 | 132 | 89 | 36 | 7 |
655 | Yes, Maria, I know they’re alive. | 1.3786 | 0.06340 | 103 | 73 | 21 | 9 |
656 | Other than sounding a little tinny, you're coming in fine. | 1.3786 | 0.05539 | 103 | 68 | 31 | 4 |
657 | Please hold for the next cutomer service representative. | 1.3786 | 0.05116 | 140 | 96 | 35 | 9 |
658 | Really! And that includes cable? | 1.3786 | 0.05313 | 140 | 98 | 31 | 11 |
659 | The signal strength is terrible but on the upside, there’s no monthly fee. | 1.3780 | 0.05235 | 127 | 86 | 34 | 7 |
660 | Dammit Smithers, I didn’t say, “Go close the Sahara deal!’ | 1.3780 | 0.05235 | 127 | 86 | 34 | 7 |
661 | How will I know where to find you? | 1.3776 | 0.05138 | 143 | 99 | 34 | 10 |
662 | We can talk now, I finally found a quiet spot. | 1.3776 | 0.05041 | 143 | 98 | 36 | 9 |
663 | It's clearer than my smartphone. | 1.3776 | 0.06570 | 98 | 70 | 19 | 9 |
664 | Yeah, but the connection is great and there are no roaming charges. | 1.3772 | 0.05343 | 114 | 76 | 33 | 5 |
665 | I need to update my can. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
666 | How can it possibly be a wrong number? | 1.3770 | 0.05375 | 122 | 83 | 32 | 7 |
667 | Hi mom. Of course I was going to call you! | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
668 | I am sorry. You must have the wrong number. | 1.3769 | 0.05380 | 130 | 90 | 31 | 9 |
669 | Oh Boy! Al, 1975 really sucks. | 1.3769 | 0.05267 | 130 | 89 | 33 | 8 |
670 | There's not enough tension between us. | 1.3769 | 0.05489 | 130 | 91 | 29 | 10 |
671 | No, this is not Joe, you must have the wrong can. | 1.3768 | 0.05364 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
672 | No, but I get the general buzz. | 1.3762 | 0.05777 | 101 | 68 | 28 | 5 |
673 | I just made the switch to cable. | 1.3762 | 0.05946 | 101 | 69 | 26 | 6 |
674 | Take this, AT&T! | 1.3762 | 0.06426 | 101 | 72 | 20 | 9 |
675 | Do you have Prince Albert in a can? | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
676 | Speaking. | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
677 | Talk fast, my string is about to run out. | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
678 | Should have upgraded sooner from yarn to parcel twine. | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
679 | What's that? You're standing right behind me? | 1.3750 | 0.06826 | 96 | 70 | 16 | 10 |
680 | This better be a very elaborate emergency. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
681 | Sorry. I must have butt-dialed you again. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
682 | How kind of you to call! I would love to extend my warranty! | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 144 | 101 | 32 | 11 |
683 | Did someone just join? | 1.3750 | 0.05301 | 120 | 81 | 33 | 6 |
684 | Hello? How did you get this number? | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
685 | Christo! How are you and Jeanne-Claude doing? | 1.3750 | 0.05651 | 144 | 106 | 22 | 16 |
686 | You know this call is traceable, right? | 1.3740 | 0.05932 | 123 | 89 | 22 | 12 |
687 | You wait till I’m in the middle of nowhere on a sales trip, and then you can me?! | 1.3738 | 0.06302 | 107 | 77 | 20 | 10 |
688 | Can you take me off speaker? | 1.3738 | 0.06161 | 107 | 76 | 22 | 9 |
689 | Damn, I thought I blocked your number. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
690 | Direction? Just follow the cord. | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
691 | I’m taking full advantage of my plan’s free unlimited roaming. | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
692 | All I hear are crickets. | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
693 | It must be your cup. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
694 | Clue #24: A golf course in Florida. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
695 | Yes, I'm using my i-can! | 1.3725 | 0.06061 | 102 | 71 | 24 | 7 |
696 | Please press 1 for English" | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
697 | To reach an operator, please pull the line. | 1.3725 | 0.06061 | 102 | 71 | 24 | 7 |
698 | It's based on string theory. | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
699 | I think in order for this to work the string needs to be taut. | 1.3723 | 0.05855 | 94 | 63 | 27 | 4 |
700 | Yes I can hold | 1.3723 | 0.05181 | 137 | 95 | 33 | 9 |
701 | Can you make it short, my roaming charges are ridiculous | 1.3721 | 0.05619 | 129 | 92 | 26 | 11 |
702 | After a year of working remotely, Bob began to question what that actually meant. | 1.3721 | 0.05399 | 129 | 90 | 30 | 9 |
703 | I suspect terrain is only a small part of the reception problem. | 1.3719 | 0.05395 | 121 | 83 | 31 | 7 |
704 | Hello Big Tech, I've found a loophole. | 1.3719 | 0.06000 | 121 | 88 | 21 | 12 |
705 | Yes, the chip shortage has reduced us to this. | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
706 | I’ll take one large pizza, and 10,000 courtesy cups of water. | 1.3717 | 0.06434 | 113 | 84 | 16 | 13 |
707 | My volume's all the way up but it still sounds like you're in a can. | 1.3714 | 0.05397 | 140 | 100 | 28 | 12 |
708 | Don’t worry about the area code. | 1.3714 | 0.05622 | 105 | 71 | 29 | 5 |
709 | It’s the New Yorker calling. We want our cartoon back. | 1.3712 | 0.05630 | 132 | 95 | 25 | 12 |
710 | Really wish this thing had Google Maps. | 1.3711 | 0.06273 | 97 | 68 | 22 | 7 |
711 | These hills have great stock tips! | 1.3711 | 0.05920 | 97 | 66 | 26 | 5 |
712 | So, just exactly what are your roaming fees? | 1.3710 | 0.05306 | 124 | 85 | 32 | 7 |
713 | Okay, so I took the left. Say — am I being laid off? | 1.3704 | 0.05123 | 135 | 93 | 34 | 8 |
714 | Working from home today | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
715 | The password is "get lost" | 1.3704 | 0.05673 | 108 | 74 | 28 | 6 |
716 | The reception here is better than I was getting on my cell. | 1.3704 | 0.05014 | 135 | 92 | 36 | 7 |
717 | No sir I believe I asked for a wired phone, not a weird one! | 1.3704 | 0.05538 | 135 | 97 | 26 | 12 |
718 | I'm heading to the office right now ... I've been working remotely . | 1.3701 | 0.05788 | 127 | 92 | 23 | 12 |
719 | Long distance: the early years. | 1.3700 | 0.06460 | 100 | 72 | 19 | 9 |
720 | It’s choppy but it beats turning my Zoom camera on | 1.3697 | 0.05951 | 119 | 86 | 22 | 11 |
721 | Actually, yes, I would be interested in a cell phone plan. | 1.3697 | 0.05581 | 119 | 83 | 28 | 8 |
722 | Allrighty, so when I find Ariadne I should tell her Theseus is running late for dinner? | 1.3696 | 0.06687 | 92 | 66 | 18 | 8 |
723 | I come from a long line of telephone operators. | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
724 | We're calling about your extended car warranty. | 1.3696 | 0.05137 | 184 | 139 | 22 | 23 |
725 | Don't hold the phone too close.The fax is on the way. | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
726 | No, I’m sorry you have the wrong number. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
727 | your call cannot be completed as dialed | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
728 | We thank you for being a longterm customer. We would be happy to send a repairman to investigate your problem. But so you know, if the problem is with your can there will be a 50 dollar service fee. | 1.3689 | 0.05726 | 122 | 87 | 25 | 10 |
729 | And I don't pay extra for roaming. | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
730 | For English press 1... | 1.3687 | 0.05141 | 160 | 116 | 29 | 15 |
731 | Siri, can you hear me? | 1.3684 | 0.06263 | 114 | 84 | 18 | 12 |
732 | Relax, this line is completely untraceable. | 1.3679 | 0.06190 | 106 | 76 | 21 | 9 |
733 | Let me call you back when I'm in a better century. | 1.3679 | 0.06043 | 106 | 75 | 23 | 8 |
734 | 'Hello? Yes, I'm featuring in yet another impossible to caption cartoon' | 1.3679 | 0.06043 | 106 | 75 | 23 | 8 |
735 | can you hear me now?...can you hear me now? | 1.3676 | 0.05504 | 136 | 98 | 26 | 12 |
736 | This IS my good ear! | 1.3675 | 0.05897 | 117 | 84 | 23 | 10 |
737 | You told me not to call your landline so I'm using the cloud instead. | 1.3675 | 0.05374 | 117 | 80 | 31 | 6 |
738 | You’re on mute. | 1.3673 | 0.06549 | 98 | 71 | 18 | 9 |
739 | I hear you, but she's still selling seashells by the seashore. | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
740 | I know, right? Here I am, absolutely in the middle of nowhere, and reception is perfect! I should've gone analog years ago." | 1.3673 | 0.06549 | 98 | 71 | 18 | 9 |
741 | Nuts! I tolkd my son not to kick this one. | 1.3673 | 0.06048 | 98 | 68 | 24 | 6 |
742 | Your call cannot be completed. Your string must be stretched tautly between two tin cans, without contact with any other objects. | 1.3672 | 0.05532 | 128 | 91 | 27 | 10 |
743 | Make it quick… I gotta hop on a Zoom call | 1.3672 | 0.05067 | 128 | 87 | 35 | 6 |
744 | “It’s really easy to use and there’s no contract.” | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
745 | Yes, I can hear you now and mom has peanut butter sandwiches ready for us! | 1.3667 | 0.06969 | 90 | 66 | 15 | 9 |
746 | Hello. I would like to speak to you about your camels extended warranty. | 1.3667 | 0.05284 | 120 | 82 | 32 | 6 |
747 | I can’t hear you I think someone is on the line | 1.3667 | 0.05415 | 120 | 83 | 30 | 7 |
748 | Why would I have a blue tooth? | 1.3663 | 0.06559 | 101 | 74 | 17 | 10 |
749 | Hello? HR? Is this remote enough? | 1.3661 | 0.05229 | 112 | 75 | 33 | 4 |
750 | I really oughta go cordless | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
751 | O.K. Now back up until it is taut. | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
752 | Hello, you have reached God's answering service. Please tug once for Heaven or twice for Hell. | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
753 | Yodel-ay-hee-hoo? | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
754 | Hello! I'd like to speak with my inner child, please. | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
755 | If this is an emergency, hang up and accept your fate. | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
756 | Yes, but think of the data we're saving. | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
757 | It drops calls a lot less than my old phone. | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
758 | It’s long distance. | 1.3649 | 0.05087 | 148 | 105 | 32 | 11 |
759 | Of course I'm upset, you're stringing me along. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
760 | I’ll get you on the landline | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
761 | I'll try to stay on the line 'til I get there, but it'll be a stretch. | 1.3644 | 0.06331 | 118 | 89 | 15 | 14 |
762 | I hate this song... | 1.3644 | 0.05730 | 118 | 84 | 25 | 9 |
763 | Next time, opt for the unlimited plan. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
764 | Is this land line secure? | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
765 | I appreciate the cost-cutting but I didn’t mean a literal shoe string. | 1.3636 | 0.05093 | 165 | 121 | 28 | 16 |
766 | You sound kinkier than I expected. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
767 | Oooh…that sounds so kinky! | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
768 | Press 1 to speak to a customer representative… | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
769 | I told you never to call me here | 1.3636 | 0.05282 | 110 | 74 | 32 | 4 |
770 | It’s the cheapest mobile phone plan they had but their coverage is surprisingly good. | 1.3636 | 0.07439 | 88 | 67 | 10 | 11 |
771 | The wireless plan was just getting too expensive. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
772 | I can't wire you the money until I know the line's secure. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
773 | Long distance charges may apply “ | 1.3630 | 0.05109 | 135 | 94 | 33 | 8 |
774 | Can you hear me now? It's a new extension line. | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
775 | Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
776 | Is this a safe line? | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
777 | Del? Monty here... | 1.3627 | 0.05709 | 102 | 70 | 27 | 5 |
778 | No, I don’t think I got your text message. | 1.3624 | 0.05321 | 149 | 109 | 26 | 14 |
779 | At the clank, please record your message. | 1.3622 | 0.04958 | 127 | 86 | 36 | 5 |
780 | My kids think I’m a dinosaur. | 1.3622 | 0.04830 | 127 | 85 | 38 | 4 |
781 | Sure mom, go ahead and cut the cord. | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
782 | It’s really cut down on my screen time. | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
783 | Wonderful! I was hoping for a call from my childhood! | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
784 | How about now? | 1.3617 | 0.06391 | 94 | 67 | 20 | 7 |
785 | Can I get large pepperoni and a dozen wings, please? | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
786 | Did you say that the merger went through or that the virgin turned blue? | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
787 | ...and we can't afford the payments on the briefcase anymore, either. | 1.3613 | 0.06054 | 119 | 88 | 19 | 12 |
788 | Well, I better let you go Jim. I always loose reception after this next hill. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
789 | 1G technology | 1.3613 | 0.05165 | 119 | 81 | 33 | 5 |
790 | I need a phone plan with no strings attached. | 1.3613 | 0.05301 | 119 | 82 | 31 | 6 |
791 | How do I know you're not just some telemarketer? | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
792 | Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
793 | I’m actually talking to you on my new innovation; no cell towers required; built-in location tracing. | 1.3609 | 0.05045 | 133 | 92 | 34 | 7 |
794 | We’ll be there between 1884 and 1887 to try and find the fault. | 1.3607 | 0.05827 | 122 | 89 | 22 | 11 |
795 | And the best part is, no data caps. | 1.3607 | 0.05342 | 122 | 85 | 30 | 7 |
796 | Mom, you really need to get a smart phone. | 1.3605 | 0.05370 | 147 | 108 | 25 | 14 |
797 | Bill, we said "six feet" not "six miles" in our covid memo. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
798 | May I call you later? The reception up in the hills isn't very good. | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
799 | You left the toilet seat up. | 1.3604 | 0.05399 | 111 | 76 | 30 | 5 |
800 | How did you find me? This is an unlabeled can. | 1.3600 | 0.05611 | 125 | 90 | 25 | 10 |
801 | I must need a larger can. | 1.3600 | 0.06280 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 8 |
802 | Hello, tech support? | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
803 | I declined the wireless plan and went with unlimited roaming. | 1.3600 | 0.05836 | 125 | 92 | 21 | 12 |
804 | Please hold and an operator will be with you shortly. | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
805 | Am I holding this right? Hello? Hello? | 1.3596 | 0.05861 | 114 | 82 | 23 | 9 |
806 | Why must you keep asking that? Yes, I can hear you now. | 1.3596 | 0.05449 | 114 | 79 | 29 | 6 |
807 | I'm not on social media. | 1.3596 | 0.05992 | 114 | 83 | 21 | 10 |
808 | I love hearing the ocean | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
809 | Long distance operator, may I help you? | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
810 | When I get there, how will I find you? | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
811 | Tell them the supply chain problem is solved. | 1.3592 | 0.05494 | 103 | 70 | 29 | 4 |
812 | Trust me on this, wireless cans will never work. | 1.3587 | 0.06294 | 92 | 65 | 21 | 6 |
813 | I call it the Interstring. | 1.3583 | 0.05525 | 120 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
814 | Pick up some lemons on the way home? | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
815 | Let’s talk about your car’s extended warranty | 1.3583 | 0.05525 | 120 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
816 | Drop me a line whenever. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
817 | There's no wireless service here. | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
818 | There’s no signal out here so I’m using a landline. | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
819 | I can barely hear you--check for knots on your end. | 1.3578 | 0.06047 | 109 | 79 | 21 | 9 |
820 | I thought you said “No strings attached.” | 1.3577 | 0.05787 | 123 | 90 | 22 | 11 |
821 | Pull the string tighter. All I hear is the ocean. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
822 | Landlines are still essential. | 1.3571 | 0.06024 | 98 | 69 | 23 | 6 |
823 | Darn, they were serious about that "as the crow flies" thing . . . | 1.3571 | 0.06024 | 98 | 69 | 23 | 6 |
824 | Well, yes, I'm nude, too. | 1.3571 | 0.06024 | 98 | 69 | 23 | 6 |
825 | It sounds like the rumors are true; you've been canned! | 1.3571 | 0.06024 | 98 | 69 | 23 | 6 |
826 | Hang on, I've got another call. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
827 | Zoom is for nerds. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
828 | I think we shouldn't have used cans from baked beans. Everything sounds like a fart. | 1.3566 | 0.05803 | 129 | 96 | 20 | 13 |
829 | Sorry, didn’t realize this was a Zoom call. | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
830 | Can I put you on hold? | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
831 | Roaming charges do apply | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
832 | I don't know.....CAN I hear you now? | 1.3559 | 0.05961 | 118 | 87 | 20 | 11 |
833 | Get off your can and get back to work. | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
834 | Let them try to tap this phone. | 1.3558 | 0.05278 | 104 | 70 | 31 | 3 |
835 | Send more string. | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
836 | Mr. Watson! Come here! | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
837 | Oh, I know it has to be pulled taut! | 1.3558 | 0.05452 | 104 | 71 | 29 | 4 |
838 | I know, but all of the apps are free. | 1.3557 | 0.04769 | 149 | 104 | 37 | 8 |
839 | Yes! The line was tighter before this glacier melted. | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
840 | Of course I found a secure line. I'm a "can-do" guy. | 1.3554 | 0.05733 | 121 | 88 | 23 | 10 |
841 | Oh, no! I can never get reception from Bush's Baked Beans to this damn Campbell's Mushroom Soup of mine. | 1.3554 | 0.06082 | 121 | 91 | 17 | 13 |
842 | Hi, I’m out front now. | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
843 | You’re breaking up. Try standing on one foot. | 1.3551 | 0.05353 | 107 | 73 | 30 | 4 |
844 | Buy more Campbell’s stock. | 1.3548 | 0.04460 | 155 | 106 | 43 | 6 |
845 | Now put the briefcase down, and don’t try to trace this call. | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
846 | There’s no one home. | 1.3545 | 0.05260 | 110 | 75 | 31 | 4 |
847 | Hey Sri are you there? | 1.3544 | 0.07215 | 79 | 58 | 14 | 7 |
848 | Your call can't be completed as dialed, hang up and try again later | 1.3544 | 0.05006 | 158 | 115 | 30 | 13 |
849 | Where are you? | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
850 | A suit. What about you? | 1.3542 | 0.05920 | 96 | 67 | 24 | 5 |
851 | Are you sure you’re not just stringing me along. | 1.3542 | 0.06102 | 96 | 68 | 22 | 6 |
852 | Hello! Hello? I think you might be asking if I'm ready to return to the office but it's such a bad line, gotta hang up now... | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
853 | I've got to go, I'm entering a tunnel. | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
854 | Local calls only on this line! | 1.3540 | 0.06018 | 113 | 83 | 20 | 10 |
855 | ´Spam likely’ | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
856 | When I said I liked good old fashioned communication skills I didn't mean this... | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
857 | What’s next? Looking for a trail of breadcrumbs? | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
858 | Is this the end of the line? | 1.3534 | 0.04797 | 133 | 91 | 37 | 5 |
859 | The return to analog was proving to be more complicated than Bill remembered. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
860 | Yes, yes, I can hear you. Now where am I supposed to leave the ransom money? | 1.3533 | 0.05193 | 150 | 110 | 27 | 13 |
861 | For technical support, press 2. | 1.3529 | 0.05918 | 119 | 88 | 20 | 11 |
862 | Limited talk, text and data. No strings attached. | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
863 | I'd send the smiley face emoji, but the fees are astronomical. | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
864 | I told you I’d be unplugging! | 1.3520 | 0.05359 | 125 | 89 | 28 | 8 |
865 | Your remaining wait time is now two miles and thirty feet. | 1.3520 | 0.05112 | 125 | 87 | 32 | 6 |
866 | No, I do not have a fax number. Those things are outdated. | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
867 | Trust me, this conversation has no strings attached. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
868 | I’m calling about your fort insurance. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
869 | Yes, I'm sure we're on a secure line. | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
870 | Doug's boss insisted he keep some form of communication open during his vacation. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
871 | Are you sure the line is encrypted!? | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
872 | Your faint, but what do you mean The string has to be taut? | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
873 | No, I’m on my mobile. | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
874 | I am too old-school to work remotely! | 1.3511 | 0.06365 | 94 | 68 | 19 | 7 |
875 | Sure, the team may be over the hill but the rumor is, it’s in the can. | 1.3511 | 0.05801 | 94 | 65 | 25 | 4 |
876 | Yes it is. That’s why it’s called Canada. Do you like my haircut? | 1.3509 | 0.06102 | 114 | 85 | 18 | 11 |
877 | Pull the what tight? | 1.3509 | 0.05973 | 114 | 84 | 20 | 10 |
878 | I'd like to talk to about our new long distance service. | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
879 | … thank you for holding. Please stay on the line and a customer service representative will be with you shortly. Your estimated wait time is 4 hours and 53 minutes. Your time is valuable to us … | 1.3509 | 0.06102 | 114 | 85 | 18 | 11 |
880 | Landlines are over the hill now. | 1.3509 | 0.05429 | 114 | 80 | 28 | 6 |
881 | Weird, I still can't hear a thing. | 1.3509 | 0.05429 | 114 | 80 | 28 | 6 |
882 | That's exactly along the line that I was thinking! | 1.3505 | 0.05684 | 97 | 67 | 26 | 4 |
883 | Please unmute yourself. | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
884 | Yes, I'm here. Can you hear me now? | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
885 | Can you hold the line? | 1.3504 | 0.05472 | 117 | 83 | 27 | 7 |
886 | Hey God. It's me again. | 1.3504 | 0.05241 | 137 | 99 | 28 | 10 |
887 | Can you make this quick ? I'm trying to keep this line open. | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
888 | Can you hear me now? What about now? Can you hear me now? | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
889 | Tight?? NOW you tell me. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
890 | I can hear my house from here! | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
891 | Wi-fi free. No strings attached. | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
892 | But landline was part of the bundle. | 1.3496 | 0.05770 | 123 | 91 | 21 | 11 |
893 | Long distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee. | 1.3496 | 0.05654 | 123 | 90 | 23 | 10 |
894 | I don't see him around. Would you like to leave a message? | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
895 | Yeah, the lack of 5G out here has made me feel a lot better, too! | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
896 | Yes sir, this call is completely untraceable. | 1.3495 | 0.05468 | 103 | 71 | 28 | 4 |
897 | Hang on. I think I'm in a dead zone. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
898 | Why? No cell towers. | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
899 | Please listen carefully as our menu has changed. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
900 | I’ll call you back when I get things straightened out | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
901 | The hills have lines. | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
902 | I just extended my landline service. | 1.3488 | 0.06773 | 86 | 63 | 16 | 7 |
903 | Mr. Bannon, I'm still working on your case. How hot is hell these days, anyway? | 1.3486 | 0.05433 | 109 | 76 | 28 | 5 |
904 | Nah. A flip phone is too complicated. | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
905 | Hi there, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty! | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
906 | Try turning the modem off then on. | 1.3483 | 0.06608 | 89 | 65 | 17 | 7 |
907 | Did you get my wire? | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
908 | At first I loved remote work, but now it feels like there are strings attached. | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
909 | You're gonna need a bigger can! | 1.3482 | 0.05486 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
910 | Please get to the point, I'm running out of wire. | 1.3478 | 0.04674 | 138 | 95 | 38 | 5 |
911 | Take me off speaker, Bob. | 1.3478 | 0.05665 | 92 | 63 | 26 | 3 |
912 | Keep going. You have to pull it taut. | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
913 | Free Roaming and No Robo-Calls | 1.3475 | 0.05694 | 118 | 86 | 23 | 9 |
914 | No, I’m on broadsand … | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
915 | Reception might be bad, there’s a valley below! | 1.3474 | 0.06654 | 95 | 71 | 15 | 9 |
916 | Energy Drink speaking. How's my little Pumpkin Pie? | 1.3469 | 0.06503 | 98 | 73 | 16 | 9 |
917 | Alexander, are you stringing me along? This is Watson, after all. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
918 | Clear as a bell! | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
919 | Now just follow the string to the office | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
920 | Two subscribers and counting! We should have AT&T on the ropes in no time! | 1.3462 | 0.05426 | 104 | 72 | 28 | 4 |
921 | No, I don't think anyone is listening in. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
922 | Why yes, I "can" hear you! | 1.3462 | 0.05251 | 104 | 71 | 30 | 3 |
923 | No I won’t give up my land line. | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
924 | We need milk? I just passed the grocery store ten miles ago! | 1.3458 | 0.05954 | 107 | 78 | 21 | 8 |
925 | We've been trying to reach you, your car warranty has expired. | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
926 | I need to drop off the call. I’m in a hands free area. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
927 | Am I on speaker? | 1.3455 | 0.06118 | 110 | 82 | 18 | 10 |
928 | It’s the friends and family plan for those who hate their friends and family | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
929 | This is really remote. | 1.3453 | 0.04758 | 139 | 97 | 36 | 6 |
930 | The FBI ? We got the dirt on Trump. Hunter is clear. | 1.3451 | 0.05999 | 113 | 84 | 19 | 10 |
931 | I'm not sure I know how to swipe right. | 1.3451 | 0.05299 | 113 | 79 | 29 | 5 |
932 | Your vehicle warranty is about to expire. And if you don't find water, real soon, you are too. | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
933 | I'm here with the money. And don't worry, I did not leave a paper trail. | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
934 | Automated Voice: "Your call cannot be processed. A prefix 1 and a 10-digit AREA CODE is now required. Please hang up and try again." | 1.3448 | 0.06256 | 116 | 89 | 14 | 13 |
935 | Damn. Busy signal. | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
936 | What about now? Ok, how about now | 1.3448 | 0.07094 | 87 | 66 | 12 | 9 |
937 | A long distance fee will occur. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
938 | Can you believe it? We started this thing when we were kids! | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
939 | We're off the grid. We're really, really off the grid! | 1.3443 | 0.04907 | 122 | 84 | 34 | 4 |
940 | An extended warranty, you say? | 1.3441 | 0.05821 | 93 | 65 | 24 | 4 |
941 | Still echoey. | 1.3441 | 0.06575 | 93 | 69 | 16 | 8 |
942 | Sorry, this is way too kinky for me. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
943 | Breathe heavily so I know that it's you. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
944 | If you really did lose your cell phone all alone in the middle of nowhere, Mr. Smartypants, then how are you calling me right now?" | 1.3440 | 0.05218 | 125 | 89 | 29 | 7 |
945 | Don't forget to pick up milk. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
946 | Fred was wired but not necessarily for sound. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
947 | Long Distance? - I will accept the charge. | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
948 | I think I prefer the audio quality on the banana. | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
949 | We're saving a fortune on roaming fees. | 1.3434 | 0.05403 | 99 | 68 | 28 | 3 |
950 | Damn telemarketers again! | 1.3434 | 0.06605 | 99 | 75 | 14 | 10 |
951 | Sorry, you’ve got the wrong person. Did you mean to call the canned corn or the baked beans? | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
952 | I don’t see it, but I definitely hear the ocean. | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
953 | A little louder, please. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
954 | Looks like I’m going to lose the signal in about nine and a half feet. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
955 | Me and my boss just can’t connect. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
956 | Sorry to bother you, Mr. Musk. Now that I'm on Mars, what's next? | 1.3431 | 0.05485 | 102 | 71 | 27 | 4 |
957 | I switched to get better service in the mountains. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
958 | The range of this new I-Can is incredible. | 1.3426 | 0.06193 | 108 | 81 | 17 | 10 |
959 | I can hear you, but your voice is a little tinny. | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
960 | Guess they're entering a tunnel. | 1.3426 | 0.05289 | 108 | 75 | 29 | 4 |
961 | 'You're breaking up. Is it you or me?' | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
962 | No, I'm not on speaker phone. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
963 | They're been stringing us along for months. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
964 | I think we've gotten our wires crossed. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
965 | I think you have the wrong can. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
966 | Yes,I’d like to make a collect call. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
967 | The lines clean, but it smells like peas | 1.3415 | 0.05141 | 123 | 87 | 30 | 6 |
968 | No, it’s a cumulus, your data is safe in this cloud. | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
969 | So I told the FBI, ‘Do what you want! Take the damn boxes! I’m calling my lawyer!’ Are you close by the way? It sounds windy there. | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
970 | Hello, hello, we are looking for the field office manager. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
971 | Hang on - my wife's on the other line. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
972 | Well, I left the other can by the ocean, so THAT makes sense!! | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
973 | Cell reception here is really terrible. | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
974 | Wait! You're cutting out! | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
975 | My carrier? Progresso. It's their unlimited Chicken Noodle Plan. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
976 | I’ll have to call you back on my cell phone. I no longer have long distance on my land line. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
977 | $54.99 a month for unlimited roaming... I don't think so. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
978 | He told me if I lose my company cell phone one more time... | 1.3407 | 0.06851 | 91 | 69 | 13 | 9 |
979 | I think we have our wires crossed. | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
980 | Congratulations! You have won the Dubai Desert Safari prize worth $10,000. In order to collect your prize you must pay a small fee with your credit card. | 1.3404 | 0.06688 | 94 | 71 | 14 | 9 |
981 | You sounded better with the Chicken Noodle can. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
982 | Can you not hear me now? | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
983 | Your 3 o'clock is here. | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
984 | I lost my iPhone, so I had to borrow my child’s phone. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
985 | I can't talk right now. I'm in the middle of something. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
986 | Your daughter wants a real phone!” | 1.3398 | 0.06255 | 103 | 77 | 17 | 9 |
987 | I think I'm going to upgrade to a rotary. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
988 | The can was free, with a two year contract. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
989 | Sorry, I’m not interested in an extended warranty. | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
990 | It’s the future calling. It doesn’t look good | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
991 | Please deposit 25 cents. | 1.3394 | 0.06004 | 109 | 81 | 19 | 9 |
992 | I'll meet you halfway, just follow the line. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
993 | Hi,Mom? | 1.3393 | 0.06024 | 112 | 84 | 18 | 10 |
994 | Plus, I never have to worry about fees and charges. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
995 | It's uncanny how well I can hear you on this land line. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
996 | No, Donald, you can run, but you can't hide. I'm not stringing you along. I'll get your ass one day, for sure! | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
997 | Living off the grid is tough when you’re not living on a grid. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
998 | What makes you the ideal candidate to lead the Wireless Division? "Over." | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
999 | Please, put me on the no call list | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1000 | Khaki's, I'm wearing Khaki's. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1001 | I’m so wired right now it’s not even funny. | 1.3386 | 0.06043 | 127 | 99 | 13 | 15 |
1002 | Can I pick up anything on my way home from the desert? | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1003 | Back up a few miles... I'm getting a bad signal due to slack! | 1.3386 | 0.04901 | 127 | 89 | 33 | 5 |
1004 | Nope, can't hear you at all. Try walking backwards for six miles and pulling the cord tight. | 1.3382 | 0.05544 | 136 | 103 | 20 | 13 |
1005 | Listen Carl,they just raided my house. Are you sure this line is secure? | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1006 | How can I help you? | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1007 | We're sorry, due to technical difficulty your call cannot be completed at this time. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1008 | I can't hear you,let me send you a pigeon. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1009 | No , there is no Wi-Fi here | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1010 | Yes, speaking | 1.3371 | 0.05749 | 89 | 62 | 24 | 3 |
1011 | This is a terrible landline! | 1.3371 | 0.06769 | 89 | 67 | 14 | 8 |
1012 | I'll be right home after I straighten a few things out. | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1013 | It’s time, Mom. I’m cutting the cord. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1014 | This is he... | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
1015 | You can't disbar me if you can't find me. | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1016 | Could you speak a bit louder? We have a poor connection. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1017 | With walking papers in hand, Paul waits on further instructions. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1018 | Mr. Watson – Come here – I want to see you | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1019 | No, I hear the sound of soup. | 1.3366 | 0.05317 | 101 | 70 | 28 | 3 |
1020 | Are you alone? | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1021 | Are you remote? | 1.3366 | 0.05500 | 101 | 71 | 26 | 4 |
1022 | It's beginning to sound as if I've been canned. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1023 | Yeah well, they don't have wireless out here. | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
1024 | No, actually it's minus 8G. | 1.3365 | 0.05223 | 104 | 72 | 29 | 3 |
1025 | Howard, thank goodness you picked up, you are the only person I know who still has a landline. | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1026 | No, I said "dessert" | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1027 | They can tap my line, but not my squiggle. | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
1028 | Thank you for the suggestion but I can’t come to the office. | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
1029 | I just got in. Can - I call you back? | 1.3364 | 0.06221 | 107 | 81 | 16 | 10 |
1030 | Welcome to Free conference call dot com. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1031 | No need to shout. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1032 | That’s strange. They also told me it was greener on your side. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1033 | Oddly enough, I’m in the Tin Can Valley. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1034 | We must have got our wires crossed. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1035 | You're right, it does work much better when the can is empty. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1036 | Hang on, I'm going through a dead zone... | 1.3362 | 0.05865 | 116 | 87 | 19 | 10 |
1037 | You know I hear "You're just stringing me along" about a thousand times a day. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1038 | Long distance...number please !!! | 1.3362 | 0.05991 | 116 | 88 | 17 | 11 |
1039 | Tighten the string on your end, you're fading in and out. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1040 | I'm calling about your car warranty. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1041 | I'd like a divorce. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1042 | No, I'm calling from my home phone. Why do you ask? | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1043 | ...Just because I'm not tech-savvy doesn't mean I can't work remotely. Then my boss said....prove it. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1044 | Sisyphus | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1045 | Your're tin can is full. Would you like to purchase more string?" | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
1046 | I may have to pull some strings to make this work. | 1.3353 | 0.04331 | 170 | 121 | 41 | 8 |
1047 | Boss, boss, it's good, there's no competition. | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1048 | I just realized we've been playing this for 40 years now. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1049 | Every time I power this thing up my cat comes running. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1050 | Can we make this quick? I'm roaming. | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1051 | I’m listening. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1052 | If you wish to speak to a representative, please press 1 | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1053 | Were your ears burning? | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1054 | We won't give up the land line! | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1055 | Hello ? Hello? 911 ? I think I'm lost. | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
1056 | Not working. I need the kind of can you can drink from. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1057 | The mountains are calling and I must go | 1.3333 | 0.06171 | 108 | 82 | 16 | 10 |
1058 | Yes, I have the money. No, I haven't been followed. | 1.3333 | 0.06443 | 105 | 81 | 13 | 11 |
1059 | Operator, ....all I hear is the sound of music. | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1060 | I'll be over in a second. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1061 | What's that? It's not a phone it's a seismic charge?" | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1062 | You have reached customer service. Press one to not be helped. | 1.3333 | 0.06182 | 111 | 85 | 15 | 11 |
1063 | Yeah, I've got time for a survey! | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1064 | Phil wanted to join us, but he got tangled up. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1065 | You stopped the subpoena but not the search warrant. You are fired! | 1.3333 | 0.06872 | 87 | 66 | 13 | 8 |
1066 | I'm not getting good vibrations. | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1067 | Sir, you can download Find my iPhone in the app store. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1068 | Yes, that's me. | 1.3333 | 0.07051 | 84 | 64 | 12 | 8 |
1069 | no silly goose you hang up first | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1070 | The fees are reasonable,but the service could be better. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1071 | To return to the main menu, say, "God damn son of a bitch!" | 1.3333 | 0.05962 | 123 | 95 | 15 | 13 |
1072 | I can hardly hear you. It sounds like you’re calling from the ocean. | 1.3333 | 0.06048 | 111 | 84 | 17 | 10 |
1073 | At least I'll never have to call Comcast | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1074 | I don't know where he is. I was just walking by and picked this up. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1075 | Hold on I’m stepping into an elevator | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1076 | Can’t hear you. Pull the string tighter. | 1.3333 | 0.05561 | 99 | 70 | 25 | 4 |
1077 | Why yes — I am alone. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1078 | Feel like she misinterpreted my desire for a direct connection. | 1.3333 | 0.06872 | 87 | 66 | 13 | 8 |
1079 | So is this phone the 13 or the 12? | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1080 | Fuck cell phones. | 1.3333 | 0.06421 | 99 | 75 | 15 | 9 |
1081 | The current wait time is two seasons. | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1082 | My phone works just fine! Why pay for an upgrade? | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1083 | No, this can did not come with GPS. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1084 | I CAN hear you but it sounds a bit tinny. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1085 | What's that? The Campbells are coming? | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1086 | This call may be monitored for string tension purposes. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
1087 | I can’t believe how long it takes to make a long distance call out here | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
1088 | yes...The string is end-to-end encrypted | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1089 | My 6 year old says these cans have the best reception. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1090 | Honey, you forgot your passport !! | 1.3333 | 0.06845 | 84 | 63 | 14 | 7 |
1091 | Today will definitely be my highest number of steps taken, thanks Ican Phone | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1092 | Sorry, repeat that. Must be a bad connection. | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 88 | 31 | 5 |
1093 | Now you can't hang up." | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1094 | Hello. We’ve been trying to reach you about your expiring car warranty. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1095 | Where are you? You sound so far away. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1096 | What do you mean, "Long distance charges may apply?" | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1097 | Your mission, should you agree to accept it. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1098 | Hold on, I’ve got another call | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1099 | Calling very long distance from your seven year-old self. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1100 | It’s lithium-free AND environmentally friendly | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1101 | 'Press '1' if you want to file a complaint.' | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1102 | Long distances, old ways | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1103 | On the plus side, there are no roaming charges! | 1.3303 | 0.05057 | 109 | 76 | 30 | 3 |
1104 | The biggest nudge to get people back in the office are the new company phones. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1105 | Press one for camel. Press two for water. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1106 | I don't like getting strung along, okay? | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1107 | Hold on. We're replacing the dixi-cup with a mic. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1108 | The Earth does speak. All you have to do is listen. | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
1109 | Ted's job required limited travel. | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
1110 | I think I lost you. | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1111 | And Comcast is only charging $99/month for this! | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1112 | Who says they don't make 'em like they used to? | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1113 | There’s no cell service out here but I’ve found a workaround. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1114 | Bob, you’re pixilated. Try restarting your can” | 1.3299 | 0.05429 | 97 | 68 | 26 | 3 |
1115 | Hello? I'm here to oversee that cellphone tower installation." | 1.3298 | 0.05324 | 94 | 65 | 27 | 2 |
1116 | Yea. Okay. Ok, I will. Yep. Ok, bye Mom. Bye. Ya, okay. Bye. | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1117 | OK, what's your fax number? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1118 | But I don't own a car.... | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1119 | You’re telling me she’s finally coming around the mountain? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1120 | We do business the old-fashioned way. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1121 | Mom, I'm at work! You can't keep calling me like this. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1122 | Ma? Ma Bell? How do I open GPS on this thing? | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1123 | I’d like to order another roll of dental floss, please. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1124 | I told you two cans and a string wouldn't work. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1125 | What I really need is soup." | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1126 | It must be your cell. I’m on a land line. | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1127 | I think I hear a sea shell. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1128 | It didn’t go well. She seemed offended when I told her I was calling from the can. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1129 | - Do you want to know what’s up on Twitter today? | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1130 | Please hold, I got someone on the other line | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1131 | Reaches where cellphone coverage doesn't. Act now, this week only $35.95/mo. | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1132 | I think I've gone as far as I can. You are going to have to pull some strings if you want me to go further. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1133 | They put me on hold. | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1134 | We’re expected at your mother’s house? Sure, I’d love to go - just text me the address. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
1135 | We’re calling about your car’s expired warranty. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1136 | I wish they would just pay my roaming charges. | 1.3281 | 0.05332 | 128 | 95 | 24 | 9 |
1137 | Thanks for picking up, I was wondering if I could interest you in our new cellular plan. | 1.3280 | 0.05654 | 125 | 95 | 19 | 11 |
1138 | Yes, dear. Milk and bread. Over and out. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1139 | She wants you to pick up a quart of vanilla ice cream on the way home. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1140 | Oh wonderful! I have been concerned about my vehicle’s warranty expiring. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1141 | I can barely hear you and your words are all twisted. | 1.3277 | 0.05860 | 119 | 91 | 17 | 11 |
1142 | I hope there’s no roaming charges. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1143 | What do you mean I'm not plugged in? | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1144 | Seriously, can you hear me now? | 1.3274 | 0.05821 | 113 | 85 | 19 | 9 |
1145 | Your story line has too many twists in it. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1146 | Where did you get this number? | 1.3274 | 0.04609 | 113 | 77 | 35 | 1 |
1147 | Please hold, a representative working remotely will be with you shortly. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1148 | No, he's not here. I'll take a message. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1149 | Now I understand about roaming charges. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1150 | You've got to pull the string taut! Don't you know how to use a land-line? | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1151 | So I should bury it here? | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1152 | You have to admit, it works. | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1153 | Please give it to me straight. | 1.3269 | 0.04820 | 104 | 71 | 32 | 1 |
1154 | I’m calling you back on the landline. | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
1155 | Can’t believe I get service out here! | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1156 | They’ve got great coverage here. | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1157 | Yes, I can hear you now. But how did you get this number? It’s unlisted. | 1.3267 | 0.05286 | 101 | 71 | 27 | 3 |
1158 | I'm sorry; I was on butte. | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1159 | The connection is poor; you sound like you’re talking in a can. | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1160 | The best part is, I can't check Twitter on it. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1161 | ”Patriot, this is the last time we will ask you. Will you send money to the Trump team? | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1162 | Why yes, I am considering a different long-distance plan. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1163 | Hello. Is your refrigerator running? | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1164 | I have been trying to contact you about your car warrenty | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1165 | Uh, can you hold a sec? She's behind a tree . . . | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1166 | Is this a 'party' line? | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1167 | I'll be in a meeting at 3, so I won't be able to talk. Can I smoke signal you the address? | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1168 | Okay, now pull! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1169 | I thought there would be a cell tower up here by now! | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1170 | Well, I can hear you yelling, just not through the can. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1171 | Yes Honey, I know. I hate this whole 6ft apart thing too… | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1172 | Don’t forget to take the trash out. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1173 | Well, you did implement the work-from-anywhere-policy... | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1174 | Wait, sorry, the hills are alive with the sound of what? | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1175 | The reception on my new I-Can isn't great but the soup was excellent. | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1176 | Yes, mine's broken so I'm using my son's phone. | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1177 | Would you give me that address again please. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1178 | Can you hold, please? I getting another call through this line | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1179 | Yeah,yeah,I'm pretty sure it's a secure line... | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1180 | Do you really think I need car insurance if I use a string telephone? | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1181 | Yes… This is Mr. Godot. I believe they’re still waiting on me. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1182 | To speak with an operator, follow the cord. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1183 | Sorry, reception not so good out here | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1184 | Can you hear me now? | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1185 | I think the line is kinky. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1186 | Do you have a moment to talk about your long distance service? | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1187 | What? | 1.3248 | 0.06288 | 117 | 93 | 10 | 14 |
1188 | Is more string included with roaming charges? Or is that extra? | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1189 | I just switched to a new carrier. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1190 | OK, so, I put the briefcase down and wait to see what happens next? | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1191 | Collect call from Lawrence of Arabia. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1192 | This is Donald. Send money now! | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1193 | Yes, you can. | 1.3246 | 0.05777 | 114 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
1194 | Hello. This is your operator speaking. You are about to run out of wire length. Please submit all account information to extend its length. Thank you | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
1195 | We've started the meeting without you. | 1.3243 | 0.05888 | 111 | 84 | 18 | 9 |
1196 | The roaming fees are outrageous. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1197 | I don't want life insurance. I'm only eight years old. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1198 | Hello, welcome to the help line. Press 1 for directions. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1199 | So I took a break from social media... | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1200 | Actually, I am on my hill and dale line. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1201 | I'll hold. There's a line to the can. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1202 | You're saying I've been canned? | 1.3238 | 0.06274 | 105 | 81 | 14 | 10 |
1203 | What’s for dinner? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1204 | You're breaking up. We must have a kinked connection. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
1205 | Deposit 15¢ please. | 1.3235 | 0.06256 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 9 |
1206 | I hear the ocean. | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1207 | Dang, spam call. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1208 | Well, the roaming charges aren’t great. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1209 | My new plan offers unlimited calls and string. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1210 | It works. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1211 | New tin can... who dis? | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1212 | Maybe we should go cordless. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1213 | I will not capitulate and buy a "smart phone". | 1.3229 | 0.06538 | 96 | 74 | 13 | 9 |
1214 | I think the can is bugged. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1215 | You’ll never guess what I’m calling from. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1216 | No, I can't hear you | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1217 | New can, who dis? | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1218 | Can you speak a little louder? | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1219 | Honey, can you put the dog on? | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1220 | It’s not you, it’s me. | 1.3226 | 0.06334 | 93 | 70 | 16 | 7 |
1221 | So you are telling me that the warranty on my car has expired? | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1222 | can you hear me now? Yes, I said to take the fifth! | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1223 | Did you say pull it tight? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1224 | Mother, I really think it’s time to cut the cord. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1225 | hang on it’s going through a tunnel | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1226 | I am on the national do not call list! | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1227 | Why does nature call every time I have a deadline? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1228 | The sound quality is uncanny. | 1.3218 | 0.05543 | 87 | 61 | 24 | 2 |
1229 | Hang on, I’m getting an echo. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1230 | I'll bring home canned peas but you are not getting your own phone. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1231 | Your call is important to us, but not important enough to pull the string taut. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1232 | LOST ?? Follow the line home. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1233 | Once I find another tin can we'll set up the conference call. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1234 | Just give it to me straight. | 1.3214 | 0.04782 | 112 | 78 | 32 | 2 |
1235 | ...Funny thing is, I'm not missing my smart phone at all! | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1236 | Are you in the tunnel | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1237 | Yes, I heard it through the grapevine. | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
1238 | Collect call? Will I accept the charges? What are you talking about? | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1239 | Hi Jimmy. Yeah, I can hear you. Now close the door and let’s see if it still works. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1240 | Hey Siri? | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1241 | The land line. According to millenials | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1242 | Wait. Are you me as a child? | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1243 | The basic cell phone plan was about to outlive it’s usefulness. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1244 | Your call is important to us. Please hold. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1245 | Do not say anything about your whereabouts, this line may not be secure. | 1.3208 | 0.04578 | 159 | 117 | 33 | 9 |
1246 | Alright. I’ve moved to a secure location. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1247 | Steve,you should really upgrade to 5G. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1248 | Can you hold the line, please? | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1249 | I thought you said turn left after the sixth dune. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1250 | Yes, this is a secure line | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1251 | Why would I want to upgrade? This phone has served me well since I was six. | 1.3200 | 0.06051 | 75 | 53 | 20 | 2 |
1252 | Well when I facetimed you, you were just a black circle. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1253 | It's not exactly a level playing field. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1254 | Finally, Jared realized the perils of not paying attention to your surroundings while talking on your phone. | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1255 | Yeah I'm stuck using a landline, my battery is flat | 1.3196 | 0.05394 | 97 | 69 | 25 | 3 |
1256 | Do you feel lost with the high cost of long distance calls. Spectum can lower you long distance call prices. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1257 | You say my car warranty has expired? | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1258 | Sure, I have the occasional dropped call, but my monthly bill is only $14.99." | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1259 | I thought it would be safer to talk on a sandline. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1260 | Stephen Johnson? This is your student loan officer. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1261 | The landlines are more reliable out in the country | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
1262 | Press #1 to continue. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1263 | I hear America singing! | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1264 | OK, now pull it tight and talk directly into the can. | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1265 | Operator, I'd like to make a long distance call. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1266 | I can’t hear you. Can you pull the string tighter? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1267 | We'll need to work out a few kinks. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1268 | Please hang up and dial again. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1269 | Sure, I'll hold. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
1270 | Can I call you right back | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1271 | Okay,now what’s the surprise. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1272 | If this isn’t Watson, you got the wrong number. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1273 | Yes…over the mountains AND through the woods! | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
1274 | That's right, it's a mobile AND a landline. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1275 | Yes, I’d like to upgrade to a thicker aluminum. | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
1276 | What do you mean by 'I've lost the thread of our conversation'? | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1277 | Green Technology has indeed come a long way. | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
1278 | Yes, you've reached The Cloud.... | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1279 | Could you fax that to me? | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
1280 | We’re breaking up. No, I mean literally - I don’t want to see you anymore. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1281 | Really,you can hear me now?! | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1282 | Say that again; the line's a little squirrely. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
1283 | Yeah, I can hear you through these cracks. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1284 | Sorry about this. The FBI has my other phone. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1285 | I’m at the end of my rope… There’s really no where to go from here | 1.3171 | 0.07129 | 82 | 64 | 10 | 8 |
1286 | Can't text. Forgot my typewriter. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1287 | I am trying to reach the last person with a Land Line. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1288 | Didn’t anyone teach you that it has to be taut. | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
1289 | Yes, my phone's in my pocket, but I'm getting better reception with this. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1290 | This is 911 … can you tell me where you are? | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1291 | You're missing the point, Alexa. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1292 | Can you speak up? I think a cow may be on the line again. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1293 | A little tinny but otherwise a decent connection | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1294 | I hear you. Why can't you hear me? | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1295 | I CAN hear you, CAN you hear me? | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1296 | Honey, put mommy on the phone. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1297 | Can you hear me? Wassup, bruh? Wassuuppp? | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1298 | I have a better idea, Mr. Watson. You come here. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1299 | Hello Democracy, is anybody there? | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1300 | You're calling about my extended what? | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1301 | Hello, Yesterday this was a local call... Today it's long distance... | 1.3163 | 0.05349 | 98 | 70 | 25 | 3 |
1302 | Can you hold please? I have a call on the other line. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1303 | Don't forget the toilet paper. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1304 | The new job isn’t bad. Just have to get over a couple of hills first… | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1305 | Yup, I'm on the 'Friends and 6 cans plan" | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
1306 | Yes. I’ll accept the charges. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1307 | No worries...talking fast to ease your roaming charges! | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1308 | Yes, the Wichita salesman is still on the line. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1309 | We wanted to let you know that you have qualified for an upgraded can! | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1310 | Yes, Mr. Trump? | 1.3153 | 0.06136 | 111 | 87 | 13 | 11 |
1311 | No I'm pretty sure the problem is on your end. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1312 | Privileged and confidential, right? | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1313 | Yes, I’ll hold. | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1314 | The hills are WHAT?! | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1315 | Are you certain they can’t follow you? | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1316 | No, sorry, I said to claim the election was swollen. Did I lose you? Hello? | 1.3152 | 0.06725 | 92 | 72 | 11 | 9 |
1317 | We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. . . | 1.3152 | 0.06545 | 92 | 71 | 13 | 8 |
1318 | So you’re staying at The Mirage? | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1319 | You'll need to pull the string tighter so I can hear you. Okay, I'll hold on while you back up. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1320 | Can you just text me? | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1321 | No, I don't think anyone can hear me. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1322 | We can upgrade you to either smoke-signals or pigeons... | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1323 | This is ridiculous, I'm sure the service here is just fine. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1324 | ''You've reached our Customer Service. Please holler your account number and then say pound." | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
1325 | Quiet as usual in the field office, sir. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
1326 | There! I can hear you now! | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1327 | I’ve basically been on hold since The Guilded Age. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1328 | Yea, we’re gunna need another adjuster here. The boy fell down and broke his crown. The girl came tumbling after. | 1.3146 | 0.06703 | 89 | 69 | 12 | 8 |
1329 | Complaints department, thank you for holding. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1330 | This connection is much clearer than Verizon! | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1331 | You don’t have to be roaming on a land line. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1332 | Yes, that’s right, I’m holding for Christo. | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1333 | Please listen carefully as our menu items have changed." | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1334 | Hello, this is a courtesy call to let you know that your car warranty is about to expire. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1335 | I'm glad we've finally gotten a private line. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1336 | I don't think finding a wi-fi hotspot is going to help. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
1337 | You're breaking up. It sounds like you're talking through cream of mushroom soup. | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1338 | Mommy, I’m a little lost… | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1339 | No Boss, they’re not gonna buy sand. | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1340 | Introducing the world's first intercontinental person-to-person "mobile landline." | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1341 | Hello, this is Old School. Come in! Come in! | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1342 | You sound so voluptuous! | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1343 | The consummate optimist. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1344 | What was that? String theory you say? | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1345 | Things look weirdly sexual behind me. | 1.3133 | 0.07053 | 83 | 65 | 10 | 8 |
1346 | God? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1347 | Oh drat, did I forget to plug this thing in? | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1348 | So...my 'Calling All Campbell's Kids Across the Sands of Time' campaign a winner or what? Hello......hello? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1349 | Please speak slower, your words are all twisted. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1350 | I’d counter but I don’t think we could get any farther apart. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1351 | It’s Donald. Have you disposed of the documents? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1352 | An upgrade? No, thanks. And my computer is a Babbage Difference Engine. Still runs great. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1353 | We're calling today to let you know your vehicle warranty has expired... | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1354 | Speak a little louder please. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1355 | I think we're breaking up. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1356 | Can you repeat those directions? | 1.3125 | 0.07025 | 80 | 62 | 11 | 7 |
1357 | Sorry, but I think you have the wrong number. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1358 | Did I get my futures order in any faster ? | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1359 | I told you I'd go the distance to avoid roaming charges. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1360 | I’m going into a tunnel, so I may lose you. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1361 | I just need some directions on how to find you – and, no, I am not recording this call. | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
1362 | Great connection, despite the canned response. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1363 | Sorry,your service provider doesn’t offer 5G service in this location! | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1364 | Think you're complaining about fees, but I can't hear you. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1365 | I told you I'd be just fine traveling with only my landline. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1366 | I “can” hear you. Get it? I “can.” Never mind. | 1.3118 | 0.06483 | 93 | 72 | 13 | 8 |
1367 | Dad, you really need a phone with airplane mode. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1368 | Don't worry. If I lose you, I can find my way back. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1369 | I keep getting a busy signal. | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1370 | (Filtered) Can you hear me now? | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1371 | You're right, but it's the only way I could straighten out the kinks. | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1372 | Another robo call… | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1373 | Honey, I know the briefcase is old fashioned, but I'm not giving it up. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1374 | I'll be home soon honey. I just need to retrace my steps. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1375 | You sound just like baked beans. | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
1376 | They keep promising better cell service but give ma a land line anytime. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1377 | You're starting to cut out. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1378 | No, I’m pretty sure that static is on your end. | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1379 | Now all it needs is a way to count my steps. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1380 | That's correct. I need a repairperson for my TV antenna. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1381 | ... I won a vacation to where? | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1382 | You say you're interested in wireless phones | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1383 | Hello! Help Desk? | 1.3108 | 0.06062 | 74 | 53 | 19 | 2 |
1384 | This call may be monitored or recorded for training purposes. | 1.3108 | 0.07434 | 74 | 58 | 9 | 7 |
1385 | The acoustics give me gravitas.” | 1.3108 | 0.07180 | 74 | 57 | 11 | 6 |
1386 | I really believe there is unlimited potential in this new fiber technology. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1387 | Can I cancel my landline and still have Internet? | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1388 | I can’t wait for them to build cell towers out here. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1389 | We've been trying to reach you about your new car warranty. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1390 | Sorry, I think I may have the wrong line. Is this the canned corn or the baked beans? | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1391 | I said my long distance carrier was Horizon, not Verizon. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1392 | No, as I've said before, I'm good. I don't need your unlimited data plan for $95.00 a month. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1393 | Hun, just arrived by paper airplane. Did I leave my rubber band ball in the beach towel fort?" | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1394 | Yes I can hear you, but your voice is tinny. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1395 | Working remotely can have its ups and downs. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1396 | The hills are alive with the sound of dial tones. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1397 | I’d like to say that next time, this meeting could of just been an e-mail | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
1398 | You are definitely going to incur roaming charges on this call. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1399 | No thank you, I'm quite happy with my landline. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1400 | Barbecue at the Oasis? I'm in! | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1401 | Whose line is it anyway? | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1402 | Sorry, I don’t think the cord is going to go any further than this | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1403 | Could you hold, please? | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1404 | Dad! Meet me in the treehouse when you get home. I have firecrackers and Mrs. Rogers is sunbathing with her straps down. #MyNewYorkerCaption | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1405 | I've always been considered an old-fashioned guy. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1406 | Yeah, I think I'm here, but it just looks like a bunch of buttcracks. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1407 | I tried yodeling, but I got a busy signal. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1408 | We are calling about your extended warranty | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1409 | I checked; my refrigerator isn't running. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1410 | I don’t need directions. I’ll just follow the string. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1411 | We have a tremendous case, these hills are not alive. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1412 | Yes Mom. I didn't forget to bring the Sun Screen. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1413 | What else can I use? Do you see any cell towers around here? | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1414 | Stay right there, I'm sending the stagecoach to get you. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1415 | Sorry, the internet is a little slack here. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1416 | Land line service has really declined in the cell phone age. | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1417 | Wait I’ll check, I think there’s a kink in the line” | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1418 | Ahoy? Watson? | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1419 | Hello ! Hello!! The line must be down. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1420 | This worked better when we were kids | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1421 | You didn't hear? I'm living off the grid. It's totally changed my life. | 1.3091 | 0.05883 | 110 | 85 | 16 | 9 |
1422 | Are you satisfied with your long distance service provider? | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1423 | ...or press star for a customer service representative. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1424 | It only works when the wire is tight, so why don't you jump offf that big cliff? | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1425 | I think I can, I think I can! | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
1426 | I think you should pull it tight from your end. | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1427 | Your place or mine? | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1428 | I can’t believe it. I’m still getting spam calls. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1429 | You can tell our subscribers this is no longer a 'dead zone'. | 1.3086 | 0.05165 | 81 | 56 | 25 | 0 |
1430 | Where are you, I've been waiting here for over an hour! | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1431 | Ok, now what subpoena? | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1432 | Yes that’s ‘B’ as in ‘boy’ | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1433 | Perhaps an orange grove would improve my reception. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1434 | Good news! I finally found a private place to take calls! | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1435 | John gets a call from a long lost childhood friend. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1436 | We’re sorry, but this line has been disconnected. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1437 | George here. My flight was cancelled. Do you have a hotel room for me? | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1438 | If it ain't tight , it ain't right !! You dig ?? | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1439 | Do you have me on speakerphone? | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1440 | Can you pick up some string on the way home? | 1.3077 | 0.06122 | 104 | 81 | 14 | 9 |
1441 | Yup, I'm leaving work right now, darling. I should be home in 40 days. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1442 | I told you not to call me on my landline. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1443 | hi? can you hear me crying in the desert? | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1444 | Your voice is sounding kind of tinny! | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1445 | Please tighten the line… Please tighten the line… Please… | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1446 | I don’t mind the roaming charges. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1447 | It’s the only way to ensure we are on a secure line. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1448 | Christo my man! | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
1449 | These portable phones sure are a great invention! | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1450 | Yes, it's inconvenient, but at least the Feds can't tap it. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1451 | Reception is always poor in the hilly areas. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1452 | Why do I feel like you're just stringing me along? | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1453 | Have I Reached The Party to Whom I Am Speaking? | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1454 | I'm having a hard time placing your accent. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1455 | No Mr. Trump. I don't think Liz Cheney can hear me from where I am right now. And, yes, I have those papers you wanted me to keep. | 1.3067 | 0.07346 | 75 | 59 | 9 | 7 |
1456 | Okay, I think I am safely distanced from everything now. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1457 | Customer Service. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1458 | Yes, hello, I need an update on my current roaming charges. | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1459 | Honey,it’s for you! | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1460 | Have I got a wireless deal for you! | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1461 | The only phone service offering $30 a month for a single line. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1462 | Blame inflation not my lack of cell phone. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1463 | You were supposed to meet me here. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1464 | You know the rates for long distance are outrageous. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1465 | This is my fourth visit. Stop stringing me along. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1466 | The hills are alive with the sound of music. Come here Watson, let’s dance! | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1467 | Hey Jimmy! I haven’t talked to you since the first grade! Where are you? | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1468 | The person you are trying to reach has a voice mail box that has not been set up yet. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1469 | Just call me old fashioned! | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1470 | Over hills and dales. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1471 | If you only knew how much I wasn’t interested in your wireless plan. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1472 | Your call is very important to us. Please hold while we connect you to one of our representatves. | 1.3056 | 0.07305 | 72 | 56 | 10 | 6 |
1473 | I think we must have gotten our wires crossed. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1474 | Hi--its the Dartmouth Class of 83 Alumni Fundraising committee..... | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1475 | I miss the string. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1476 | Operator, I've been cut off. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1477 | Sorry, I can't receive text messages. | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1478 | No problem with the hills - it has great reception. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1479 | I'm sorry. There is no can service in your area. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1480 | Cool. I hear you. See you at seven, then. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1481 | Hello? Can you hear me now? Tighten the what? | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1482 | I don't know why but everything you say sounds just a little kinky | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1483 | I'm here, just not on video. | 1.3053 | 0.04980 | 95 | 67 | 27 | 1 |
1484 | I need to place an order for another fourteen miles of string. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1485 | Yep, loud and clear. | 1.3051 | 0.04740 | 118 | 85 | 30 | 3 |
1486 | It’s wonderful how technology keeps us connected. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
1487 | Damn battery’s dead. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1488 | Hello, is this the spam operator? | 1.3049 | 0.05401 | 82 | 58 | 23 | 1 |
1489 | Mr. Bell? I'm a patent attorney... | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1490 | Yes I ‘can’ hear you | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1491 | So how's the weather in Reykjavík. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1492 | ...and they said I should get rid of my land line. | 1.3049 | 0.06873 | 82 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
1493 | Yes, I can hear you now. No, I don't want a car warranty. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1494 | Yes, I heard you only take reservations on line | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1495 | I’m feeling a bit nostalgic. You? | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1496 | "If you can hear me, why would I need your telephone poles? | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1497 | I c.. ear… you n..ow. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1498 | Oh no, it's another SPAM call" | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1499 | Guess where I'm calling from? | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1500 | You’re muted, Bob. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1501 | I said I'm on the can, not in the can. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1502 | the republican infrastructure plan | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1503 | Hello, Adele? Hello, it's me. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1504 | Phones these days are making it so hard to disconnect | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1505 | Well, yes, it WAS a local call. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1506 | Hold on, I'm going through a tunnel. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1507 | You hear my can now? | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1508 | They said I might not get cell phone reception out here so I hooked up the landline. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1509 | At the 17th loop-de-loo, bury the briefcase. A helicopter will pick you up and drop you back at the train station. Never say another word and no one gets hurt. Got it? | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1510 | Weird dream, right? | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1511 | Yes sir, I’m still on the line. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1512 | Wrong Number | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1513 | My iPhone has been repaired, that’s great! | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1514 | For sea shore sound, ignore global warming. Then hold breath." | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1515 | These canned spam calls are getting annoying. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1516 | You said something about keeping the line taut? Hello? | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1517 | Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1518 | Let them try to triangulate THIS | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1519 | Steve, briefcases are so outdated. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1520 | Can you move closer to the window? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1521 | Yeh, I can't give up my landline either. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1522 | Damn,its still traceable. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1523 | Of course, this is a secure line. Just two cans, that's it. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1524 | I didn’t sell any, did you? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1525 | No spoilers. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1526 | Press 1 to be connected to service, press 2 to speak to the operator and press 3 to be connected to another can. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1527 | New phone. Who dis? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1528 | Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1529 | Where did you get my number? | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1530 | You're really hooked up with an apple? | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1531 | No, this is Murray of Arabia | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1532 | I think you're muted. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1533 | Odd, the local service was so good! | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1534 | It's the budget plan, but the international fees are killing me. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1535 | Even being off the grid can't keep this insurance salesman away. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1536 | WireFone(TM) For all your secure, traceable communication needs. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1537 | Hold the wire! | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1538 | Salvador Dali…I have an idea? | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1539 | My iPhone beta even works way out here. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1540 | Yes! Pork and Beans to the rescue! | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1541 | Can't hear you! My landline got kinked! | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1542 | MAGA hotline, how can we help | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1543 | Dessert? I thought you said "desert." | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
1544 | It’s me, calling long distance! | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1545 | Hello. Is this the Over-the-Hill phone company | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1546 | No I don’t need an extended warranty!! How’d you get this number? | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1547 | Data rates may apply... | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1548 | What? I don't think the line's secure. Hello? | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1549 | Harold, your starting to fade. Can you walk about a mile closer? | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1550 | When are they going to get hold music on these things? | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1551 | Oh yes... I'm working remotely today. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1552 | Mr. Trump? It's Reality again. Our connection continues to worsen. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1553 | Honey, can you go the store? I need more string. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1554 | Are you there? Can you hear me? Hello...... | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1555 | I’ll need to get back to you on that, I’m still working remotely… | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1556 | Lemme call you back. This is my land line phone. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1557 | Why yes, I can hold. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1558 | Uh huh, I've got the documents right here... Yes, it is a very secure line... No tracing possible. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1559 | Tom,I believe we are very close to a deal. Can you now add John and Phil to our call for their sign off ? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1560 | Pull the line tight so I can hear you. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1561 | We’re trying to reach you about your car’s warranty | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1562 | I'm sorry I think we have a bad connection. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1563 | Yes, I brought the ransom money, but you won't get away with this. I don't know how but I will find a way to track you down. | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1564 | Sorry, but you're not coming in clearly. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1565 | Since when, I"m only a stringer? | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1566 | How about nowhere, is nowhere good for you? | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1567 | Can you hear me now? Hello? Hola?Willkomen! Bienvenu! | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1568 | A line in the sand?! | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1569 | Yes Yes I can hear you, Can you hear me? | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1570 | Cell phones aren't my thing, okay? | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1571 | Sometimes I feel like I’m just negotiating with myself | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1572 | Want me to pick up anything on the way home besides the phone wire? | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1573 | Not a problem. I'm always happy to go the extra mile for you. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1574 | Thank you for your call. Please listen because our menu options have changed | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1575 | Hello? HELLO? I said I WANT TO MAKE A RESERVATION. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1576 | Say again, you're breaking up! | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1577 | Okay, Son, it's safe for me to talk, what did mommy do now? | 1.3000 | 0.07204 | 80 | 64 | 8 | 8 |
1578 | I’m telling you no robocalls on this line. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1579 | Wait ’til you see how I got around those roaming charges. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1580 | Yeah, I know, right? No data, no internet, no texting, but the affordability! | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1581 | What do you mean I don't need the wire? | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1582 | I'm calling sir, about your car warranty... | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1583 | Are we sure no one is listening, you're sounding tinny. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1584 | I said "Use your cellphone". | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1585 | Harold's associates displayed a perverse pleasure in stringing him along. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1586 | No extra cheese thanks | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1587 | Working from home let’s me travel | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1588 | Hello Mom? | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1589 | Dial 1 if you are a current customer, dial 2 if you know your account representative, dial 3 if… | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
1590 | Come to think of it, I don't have a refrigerator at all. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1591 | Since you are inside the President's mind, it's imperative that you press him to call off the mob!" | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1592 | All right, don’t talk , just listen. I think they’ve got the line tapped. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1593 | Wi-Fi is down again. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1594 | I'm switching to wireless ASAP | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1595 | This job js for the position of head of communications | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1596 | Sorry, I can't turn on my video; I only have can-time. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1597 | Thank you for calling...all of our lines are currently busy...please hold for the next available operator... | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1598 | I’m sorry, there’s no one here by that name. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1599 | What color pantaloons are you wearing? | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1600 | Change the setting to 'vibrate'. | 1.2985 | 0.07672 | 67 | 53 | 8 | 6 |
1601 | Can you hang on a second? I'm going through a visual metaphor | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1602 | Hi, I'd like a number 6 and let me get some extra sauce on the side as well | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1603 | Me too. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1604 | Sorry you’ve reached the wrong tin can | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1605 | Sweetie, I can get a pizza on my way home ... | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1606 | I'm running a little late,can you wind this up. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1607 | I’m going to be a little late. Don’t wait up.. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1608 | Is this an open line? | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1609 | Relax Honey, it comes with unlimited voice, texts and data... | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1610 | In case you're wondering, I'm old school. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1611 | Your phone is ready for ios 1.0 update. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1612 | Listen , I can’t hear a word you’re saying . But i can hear the ocean ! | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1613 | Best thing I ever got, this new landline. | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1614 | Found our new tower site, boss! | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1615 | It's called digital detoxing | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1616 | I've lost you. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1617 | I've been hearing that dumb phones are becoming a trend. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1618 | Treehouse conference room at 11? I'll be there. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1619 | It’s not 5G but at least it’s untraceable. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1620 | You're right, it is a different kind of mobile phone. | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
1621 | I don't own a car, why do I need a repair warranty? | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1622 | Hello...I lost you in the clouds...hello... | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1623 | Well I don't like it either, but the cell coverage is lousy out here. | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1624 | Your wait time will be greater than 30 minutes. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1625 | Do you mean that you only had this phone available on January 6? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1626 | Your automobile's warranty is about to expire and.... | 1.2967 | 0.06536 | 91 | 72 | 11 | 8 |
1627 | Ya, um, you said turn left at Lexington, right? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1628 | Pandemic? what pandemic? Won't stop me from working. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1629 | I always have good reception on my landline. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1630 | Hello, you've reached Herb. I'm currently out of the office. You can leave a message on my land line. Beep. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1631 | Is my childhood self there? | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1632 | Yes, Adrianne, daddy can hear you!” | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1633 | I’m working remote. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1634 | I like the hand held design, but how do I dial? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1635 | There is no seismic activity at the moment. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1636 | Yep, our internet access hasn't been restored either... | 1.2959 | 0.06521 | 98 | 79 | 9 | 10 |
1637 | I’m going to put myself on mute now to spare you all from the yodeling. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1638 | Sheeba from the Ocean? Is this a prank call? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1639 | The hills are alive with the sound of…is that a coyote? | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1640 | This call has spam written all over it. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1641 | We’d like to talk to you about extending your car’s warranty. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1642 | is this what they mean by land line? | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1643 | "I think we got our wires crossed – I’m here and you’re not." | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1644 | Thank you Mel. Your order will arrive before you hang up. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
1645 | Yes I can. Yes I can can. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1646 | Yes, I can STILL hear you now. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1647 | It worked in the store | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1648 | This is just a reminder that your automobile warranty is about to expire... | 1.2951 | 0.05544 | 122 | 96 | 16 | 10 |
1649 | Your auto warranty is about to expire | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1650 | Hi, mom? Still not married, and still no grandkids. Bye! | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1651 | I've got another incoming call... can I put you on hold for a sec? | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1652 | No, I will not accept a long distance call | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1653 | No water cooler over here. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1654 | The hills are alive with the sound of... a tin can. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1655 | Siri, get me Alexander Graham Bell. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1656 | No, I'm the one with the check tie, not the striped one. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1657 | Sorry, I’m gonna have to hang up before I get roaming charges. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1658 | Yes, you can be sure our conversation is private! | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
1659 | Wrong number? How can I have a wrong number? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1660 | Sorry, did you say wrong number? | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1661 | Hills are alive with the sound of .... WHAT? | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1662 | No, I'm afraid I can't text it to you. | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1663 | Yes, but where are you? | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1664 | Yes, I'm calling on a land line. How could you tell? | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1665 | I think I understand why long distance costs extra. | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
1666 | Thanks for hooking me up. Cell phones are useless out here! | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1667 | My cell phone is dead, I can hear you fine. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1668 | OK, I'll get a cellphone, meanwhile talk louder! | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1669 | Sorry, I was on mute. | 1.2941 | 0.05948 | 68 | 49 | 18 | 1 |
1670 | We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's warranty. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1671 | If you could just please hold... | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1672 | I don’t care what they say I’m sticking with my landline. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1673 | I have to wait HOW long before a customer service rep figures to be available? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1674 | Apple isn't interested - too many strings attached.... | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1675 | If you think this is bad, don’t even ask about the gps. | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
1676 | I can briefly field this call. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1677 | What makes you think they’ve got a trace on the call? | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
1678 | Are the hills still alive? | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1679 | Remote work is only as good as a stable connection. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1680 | So you're knot able to connect my long distance call? | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1681 | No, I'm pretty sure I'm still 1G. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1682 | Enjoy party line features at a new low price! | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1683 | I think I want to change my plan. | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
1684 | That’s it! I am definitely switching back over to Verizon! | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1685 | I’ll be free in two more dunes | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1686 | The end is coming. Nothing can stop it now. God has abandoned us and it is what we deserve. | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1687 | Say again - press what? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1688 | We're calling about your cellphone warranty. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1689 | Can you still not hear me now? | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1690 | Do I get the job or not? Stop stringing me along. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1691 | I can hear you, but can’t see you. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1692 | Jed had to get a land line or the telecommunications company wouldn't bundle his cell and cable TV for one low price. | 1.2923 | 0.06093 | 65 | 47 | 17 | 1 |
1693 | Pull tighter. You're cutting out. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1694 | I have the money like you asked, now where is my daughter? | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1695 | We have a dedicated network, why do you need a password? | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1696 | Sure, let me see if I can pull a few more strings. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1697 | Yes, I hear you. Do you want to sue if I find him? | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1698 | I may have to pull a few strings... | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1699 | I’m sorry we no longer support facsimile technology | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1700 | As Harry waits,he begins to get the impression that nobody is there- wait a second,wait a second! I think…never mind | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1701 | Are you now certain that no one can overhear our conversation? | 1.2920 | 0.04650 | 113 | 82 | 29 | 2 |
1702 | You're breaking up. Tighten your string. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1703 | She says she loves me and needs $5,000 for a plane ticket. | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1704 | I don't need directions, thanks. I just follow my phone. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1705 | What are the roaming charges? | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1706 | Well, my current mobile phone provider happens to be my youngest child, so I am actually quite satisfied. | 1.2917 | 0.07251 | 72 | 57 | 9 | 6 |
1707 | I'm calling on my new retro landline! | 1.2917 | 0.07516 | 72 | 58 | 7 | 7 |
1708 | Can anyone trace this call? | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1709 | Could you please speak up, you sound so far way | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1710 | Am I getting warmer? | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1711 | Billy, put your mom back on the can.. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1712 | It’s fine, I don’t have my camera on either. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1713 | Please speak up; I'm working remotely | 1.2917 | 0.07251 | 72 | 57 | 9 | 6 |
1714 | Yes Billy, I accept the charges from the tree house." | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1715 | I've solved the battery life problem with mobile phones! I'm still working on airplane mode." | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1716 | Am I too late for the Great Resignation? | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1717 | I know I said a landline.... | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1718 | Sounds loopy to me | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1719 | Press 4 if your listening on a can. | 1.2913 | 0.06267 | 103 | 83 | 10 | 10 |
1720 | Don't tell my therapist - I told her I was going to unplug... | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1721 | Hello…? Long distance? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1722 | Curly! I haven't heard from you since we were kids! | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1723 | I feel we don't connect like we used to. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1724 | I'll have the kinks worked out on this landline before you know it. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1725 | This is the perfect hack for our quarantine period,honey! | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1726 | Please hold the line, we will be with you shortly | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1727 | Huh. I guess the hills really ARE alive with the sound of music. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1728 | The signal is still a bit grainy | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1729 | No, our Can Plan doesn't include Internet. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1730 | I can almost hear you now. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1731 | How did you get this number? It is unlisted. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1732 | Yes. you've reached The Loose and Kinky line, but most of us are on the can right now. | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1733 | I am tired of att and Verizon price increases. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1734 | It’s not my phone! I’m just stuck in the Cellular Desert. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1735 | Yeah, I saved so much buying android instead of an iphone! I even get can waiting | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1736 | I don't care if the plan's unlimited, all I hear is SPAM. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1737 | Land lines are strung out! | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
1738 | Probably should’ve paid $30 per line instead of $3. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1739 | Your request to use legacy technology is denied! | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1740 | I always seem to lose tension in these hills. | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
1741 | Is that you God? | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1742 | It has come to our attention that your auto warranty is about to expire. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1743 | What did you say about pulling what tighter | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1744 | Let's have a can to can talk | 1.2903 | 0.05092 | 124 | 95 | 22 | 7 |
1745 | I'm trying to send a wire, so what's the problem? | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
1746 | HOLD THE CAN CLOSER TO YOUR MOUTH!!! | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1747 | Hello,Christo? | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1748 | Is this SPAM? | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1749 | I suspect you are just stringing me along. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1750 | Voice on the other end: "There's no such thing as a crumbling infrastructure." | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1751 | We are experiencing an unusually high call volume.... | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1752 | Roaming charges?? Whaddya MEAN, roaming charges?? | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1753 | Hamburger - 1/4 pound.. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1754 | Yes, I've found the transatlantic cable. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1755 | You’ll have to speak up, my string is loose. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1756 | If you know your party's extension, yell "one" into the can. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1757 | Yes, I understand that string charges may apply. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1758 | Spills the beans. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1759 | It's not the tunnel, it's the twine | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1760 | I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1761 | So the Supreme Court has cooties. I knew it. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1762 | "We are alone in the universe. Final Answer. " | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1763 | I'm expecting the stagecoach any minute. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1764 | My camel was supposed to be here an hour ago. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1765 | Dad, this is a video call! | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1766 | This way, the government can't hack my cell phone. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1767 | Yes, I’m on my landline. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1768 | Hi. 1922 speaking. We want a refund. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1769 | No, I can't speak any louder. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1770 | Found him. Papers served. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1771 | Let’s get this straight. Can you hear me now? | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1772 | No, I don’t need to work from home. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1773 | You mean I can trade in this model for a Can 2.0 AND you'll give me six months free if I get a friend to join! | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1774 | I'm sorry. There's an echo. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1775 | Yes…The wifi here is terrible.” | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1776 | I am still unraveling the mystery | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1777 | When they said “wireless”, I had something else in mind. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1778 | this is how it all began | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1779 | Yeah, it was hard going on vacation without a cellphone, but I'm adapting. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1780 | Don’t worry, I wasn’t followed. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1781 | I'm on my way to the Luddite convention. | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
1782 | Speak into the drone? | 1.2879 | 0.07714 | 66 | 53 | 7 | 6 |
1783 | Is that your new puppy I hear in the background? | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
1784 | I can hear the ocean levels rising. | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
1785 | This isn’t what I thought he meant when he said I’d be getting canned. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1786 | It's uncanny how clearly I can hear you. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1787 | Long distance call | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1788 | I can hear you but it's a little tinny. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1789 | And, how is this more efficient than working from home? | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1790 | When we pinky swore to keep in touch, this wasn’t what I meant. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1791 | What about my car warranty? | 1.2877 | 0.05335 | 73 | 52 | 21 | 0 |
1792 | You’re new car warranty is about to expire. | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
1793 | I said “CAN you hear me?” Get it? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1794 | Sure, the coverage area isn't great, but the cost per device is a steal! | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1795 | I don’t see any reason to give up my landline. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1796 | Wherever you are, its state of the art technology allows you to easily find your way back home. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1797 | The future's in sight, but we're going to need more twine! | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1798 | This isn't Danny Boy, but I can take a message. | 1.2875 | 0.06934 | 80 | 64 | 9 | 7 |
1799 | The lower cost of this wire game service does not justify having to buy hearing aids to make it work, Sidney. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1800 | No strings attached my ass | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1801 | I feel like you're stringing me along. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1802 | 5000 miles from WaKeeny, Kansas to Tunisia, and I still have not sold one of these. But a guy in Casablanca said he'd give me $100 for the can and string. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
1803 | Instead of sharing my location just follow the thread to reach me. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1804 | We are reaching out to you about your can's extended warranty | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
1805 | Please get me Amazon Support | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1806 | This long distance plan is definitely not working. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
1807 | Regrettably Mr. Musk, Starlink technology does not meet our standards for a government subsidy | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1808 | I can hear you but it sounds kind of tinny. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1809 | Press 1 for prescriptions Press 2 for a pharmacist | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1810 | Sorry, you're breaking up. That 5G must be a joke | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1811 | Yay! New phone. Not one dropped call! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1812 | Now's the time to invest in crypto. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1813 | I'd like to complain about roaming fees on my long distance calls. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1814 | The next available representative will be with you in approximately 42 minutes. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1815 | No bars, no problem. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1816 | Wrong number, my friend. I don't even have a car. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1817 | Is this Suzie from first grade? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1818 | Thanks, but I'm happy with my current long distance provider. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1819 | Sorry, no bars here | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1820 | Hi, I’m Gary with the Luddite Project. I just happen to be in the area…. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1821 | I can hear you just fine. But how does it post pictures of my meals? | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1822 | Hi is this Mr Gates?" "I think I've found the perfect background for your upcoming operating system Windows XP | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1823 | Service should improve once they bury the wires underground. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1824 | Dad, Mom says she gave you the wrong tie. | 1.2857 | 0.07377 | 70 | 56 | 8 | 6 |
1825 | Bars? What are bars? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1826 | I'm starting to think this was an unnecessary work trip. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1827 | Is this a Spam call? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1828 | I can’t see you either. Maybe the problem is on your end. | 1.2857 | 0.05488 | 119 | 94 | 16 | 9 |
1829 | Reliable connectivity. | 1.2857 | 0.07126 | 77 | 62 | 8 | 7 |
1830 | Your job, if you chose to accept it, is to reduce our supply chain | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1831 | About 3 miles, as the crow flies. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1832 | A what? What's a flip-phone? | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
1833 | Yes Mother. I can find my way home. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1834 | I found a way to avoid roaming charges! | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1835 | Can you remind me what the WIFI password is? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1836 | Don't worry, I have long distance. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1837 | This is like a cell phone without the monthly bill! | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
1838 | I’ll be home in ten. Anything you want me to pick up? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1839 | Ok, I’m in an undisclosed location now! | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1840 | What do you mean Go Fly A Kite! | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1841 | Karl discovers that spahetti from a can yields a poor connection. | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1842 | Too scratchy to follow you; please switch to the messenger pigeon! | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1843 | You must be tired of Zoom, too. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1844 | Bear with me, it's the first time I've used a landline. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1845 | The signal is good, but you sound like you’re in a tin can. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1846 | The only app it comes with is soup. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1847 | Yes, today IS No-Tech-Tuesday. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1848 | Just as I thought. The system is down. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1849 | Hold on, I'll see if he's in. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1850 | Yes, I can use a mask. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1851 | Are you lost, too! | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1852 | THE LONELINESS OF THE TELEPHONE TELEMARKETER by Kurt Krakensson. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1853 | Sight. I've been on hold since that tornado blew through. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1854 | Why yes I AM interested in saving on wireless service! | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1855 | The hills are alive with the sound of music. Do you accept the charges? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1856 | Your message is a little kinky | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1857 | This hold music really livens up these hills | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1858 | I can't hear you. Try pulling the string a little bit tighter. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1859 | Mr. Watson, come here. I want you. | 1.2842 | 0.06290 | 95 | 76 | 11 | 8 |
1860 | This sure beats wifi. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1861 | Hello, I'm conducting a land line poll. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1862 | I know..but the internets not safe anymore. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1863 | Operator… There’s no nine or one OK I’ll hold | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1864 | I can hear you, but the reception's a bit tinny. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1865 | Yes dear, I managed to get through the Voluptuous Hills unblemished. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1866 | No I can’t hear you now. That’s the point. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1867 | Knock, knock… | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1868 | Sure, I'll wait. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1869 | Hello tits,you will have to stop smothering your words, my cup is attached to a wire! | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1870 | I heard 'Mr. Watson, something something something, come here I want something something.' | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1871 | Good! Now yodel a few bars. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1872 | No, this is Sahara 642-3978. You’re welcome! | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1873 | Hello, this is an important call about your car warranty. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1874 | OK, I'm going to cut the cord. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1875 | Honest, my name is Watson. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1876 | What do you mean you've reached the end of the page? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1877 | I’m enjoying the sound of nothing” | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1878 | Oh, I always keep a direct line to the office. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1879 | Sounds like you’re right next-door. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1880 | Yes,I’ve got the money. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1881 | Can I put you on hold for just a minute | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1882 | Or I could simply pay my taxes and we could use our cell phones again. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1883 | I said….I’d like to cancel my land line. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1884 | Let me call you back. Someone's on the other string. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
1885 | I just have a hunch the company's cutting back. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1886 | Your mission,Mr. Phibblewhite,should you choose to accept it... | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1887 | Coming, ready or not | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1888 | You just can't beat a landline. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1889 | Hmm,I think you must pull it tightly. It will be easier to follow it and talk to the person face to face. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1890 | Your subscription has expired. Holler one for more information. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1891 | Yes it’s lovely here in the country - I am totally disconnected, no tension at all! | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1892 | Morse Code, was such a hardship. | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
1893 | Have you updated your car warranty? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1894 | Oh yeah, I will be late. The traffic is awful. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1895 | And here I thought party lines were old fashioned . | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1896 | Look - I can't take this constant pressure! Like, I'm completely at the end of my rope! | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1897 | This is truly a long distance call! | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1898 | Your call is very important to us. Someone will be with you shortly. You are currently 75th in line. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1899 | I think we have a bad connection. | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
1900 | Not tort, taught! | 1.2826 | 0.06434 | 92 | 74 | 10 | 8 |
1901 | Honey, you forgot your lunch. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1902 | You’ll hear more clearly if you uncurl the loops. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1903 | The beginning of T-Mobiles G-1 service: “Can you hear me now?“ | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1904 | There seems to be a bit of a delay on the line, let me call you back" | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1905 | Hello! This is scam likely. How are you today? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1906 | We don't connect like we used to." | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1907 | Uh, boss… are you sure this is what you meant by having me work remotely? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1908 | Hold on a minute while I move to a quieter place. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1909 | This is a reminder that your phone bill is due. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
1910 | Gotta love the land line! | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1911 | Call me maybe? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1912 | Ohhhhh, you wanted to meet for DESSERT. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1913 | Hmm - this call sounds a bit kinky | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1914 | I told you never to call me at this can. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1915 | Yes, I'm pretty sure this line is secure. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1916 | Thanks to funding for our extensive wiring upgrade, the hills are alive with the sound of music you will hear while you're on hold. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1917 | It sounds like you're just over the next ridge. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1918 | The meeting just now got Cancelled- -but on your end, about half hour an ago | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1919 | Oh Okay, so he’s pleading the fifth | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1920 | No, go on. I have the unlimited data, text, and talk plan. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1921 | See, the nuclear holocaust wasn't that bad. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1922 | Foiled once more by her canswering machine. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1923 | Yes, of course I speak camel! | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1924 | I’ll be right over. Should I just I just follow the wire for the next 3 miles? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1925 | Yes honey, I’ll pick up the milk. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1926 | I'm going to take your silence as agreement with everything I've said. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
1927 | You are just stringing me along. Do you want a subscription or not ? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1928 | Let's straighten out this call... | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
1929 | Please repeat that. I seem to have some cling peaches in my ear. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1930 | You make me feel so young! | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1931 | Maybe I have better signal here. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1932 | too bad Musk bought every cell tower. I can't hear you" | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1933 | This definitely works better than my cell phone, but I'm thinking smoke signals might be the way to go. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1934 | I'd like to talk with you about your car's extended service warranty. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1935 | It was the only company offering a landline with a roaming plan. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
1936 | Stay on line to conserve your place. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1937 | I’m glad I reached you. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1938 | Could you call back? I've only got one line free for the moment. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1939 | Yes Mr. Davis, it's safe to return to the office. We've stopped referring to the times as "unprecedented." | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1940 | Can you call me back on a different line? I'll wait. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1941 | Damn, I can’t wait for 5G out here | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1942 | Hello. Hello. Try speaking a little louder. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1943 | Are you almost here? | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1944 | To be connected to your party please run in the opposite direction until the string is taught" | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1945 | I don’t see the Uber driver. Just tell him to follow the phone wire. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1946 | You're right, I'm a bit over-dressed. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1947 | Your call is very important to us, please hold for the next available operator. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1948 | Look at how environmentally sound this is! No telephone poles. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1949 | Still no bars here . . . . Good that I don’t need alcohol or cell service. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1950 | Affirmative, the find me application is downloading. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1951 | Is it the destination, or is it the journey | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1952 | I can’t hear the radio, Mom! | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1953 | I've been waiting a long time to hear your voice. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1954 | No, I am not having trouble with my internet. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1955 | Didn't hear what you said. Talk louder. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1956 | Is this Ma Bell? | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
1957 | Oh good. I finally got you on the line! | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1958 | Sounds like I have another call on the line. Is it okay if I put you on hold for a second? | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1959 | Oh you meant to meet at Highlands RESTAURANT in midtown. Sorry Mr. Trump, I think I’m going to miss the trial date. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1960 | „I can’t remember why I was calling now“ | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1961 | Don't tell me I forgot my keys again! | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1962 | I'm a little strung out. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1963 | The signal’s fine here but my phone won’t hold a charge. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1964 | No need to yodel, I can hear you perfectly well. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
1965 | I know! Isn't it so much better than going into the office? | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1966 | : Mr. Trump? I'm here to review your property tax statements. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1967 | Hey, Edison, I can't hear you!! | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1968 | Say again? Your voice sounds slurred. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1969 | How could I have Prince Albert in this little can? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1970 | Your call will be answered as soon as our technological collapse is complete. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1971 | Why yes, I am unhappy with my long distance provider. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1972 | No,Mr. Kent. You can't trade a tin can for a teleephone booth. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1973 | Sorry I think you’re on mute | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1974 | And this is what a communication monopoly looks like. | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1975 | Sorry, someone's on the other line. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1976 | No……This is Higgins. From Accounting. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1977 | I said, I THINK A TUNNEL WOULD BE SMARTER! | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1978 | For today’s meeting, we are piloting a less expensive alternative to Zoom. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1979 | In the Beginning, there was the can. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1980 | I said I can't. My phone is an I can | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1981 | I can't hear you. Try calling back on my cell. | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
1982 | If anything urgent comes up, you know where to reach me | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1983 | Hey! Is anyone there?? I think I' ve lost my way | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1984 | I fixed the reception issue. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
1985 | I never catch you at your desk. I'll text you... Taptaptap TAP TAP TAP taptaptap | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1986 | Why don't we just cross that bridge when we come to it. | 1.2784 | 0.04803 | 97 | 71 | 25 | 1 |
1987 | Hello, I'd like to speak with you about updating your current cell phone. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1988 | I'm calling on my landline. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1989 | Yes, Donald. This is a direct line and untraceable by the Feds. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1990 | The line must be down again. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1991 | Seriously, scam likely? I give up. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1992 | You're over the hill, Joe -- you're canned | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1993 | Have you found your phone yet? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1994 | Gee, Marge, I can still here you. That's right mister - the power of 1 Gee network! | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1995 | My my, what a kinky connection! | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1996 | I don't know where I am. Well....my phone isn't that smart. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1997 | No Donald, this isn't a secure line. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1998 | Tell him I'll call him back once I get things straightened out. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1999 | I think I need to upgrade my phone. | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2000 | Hello, this is year 2034 calling 2022, it was all worth it. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2001 | They really cut corners on the new i-Can. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2002 | Rogers Communications is down again | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2003 | I think the string needs to be pulled tight, over… I think the string needs to be pulled tight, over… I think the string needs to be pulled tight, over… | 1.2773 | 0.05459 | 119 | 95 | 15 | 9 |
2004 | ...then you're gonna want to make a left on Main St. On second thought, just following dang cord! | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2005 | You’re eligible for the federal student loan forgiveness program. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2006 | We’re sorry. The person at this extension has not set up their voicemail. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2007 | I'd be stranded if it weren't for this new technology! | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2008 | See I told you we could do a long distance relationship. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2009 | Everything old is new again! Is new again! Can't you hear me? | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
2010 | I’m sorry, all our cans are busy. Please hold for the next available can. | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
2011 | Can I get his direct line? | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
2012 | I'm sorry I can't talk now--I'm on roam. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2013 | Gone the way of the Dodo. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
2014 | No signal - No problem. | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
2015 | He said he'd call on the land-line. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
2016 | Ok you can stay up until 9:00 if you finish all your homework. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2017 | Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2018 | I said 5G, not 5K | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
2019 | It's the sound of music. | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
2020 | As your attorney, I concur that this is fun. Now do your homework | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2021 | No, I can’t hear you now | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2022 | No, I can't be more specific. Just follow the string. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2023 | It has a better reception range than T-Mobile. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2024 | Your restricted roaming plan has been activated. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2025 | Can the sarcasm. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2026 | Wow, sounds like you're right next to me | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2027 | You sound as if you have polyps on your vocal cords. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
2028 | Do we have a deal or are you gonna keep stringing me along? | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2029 | I can't hear you. Can you hold the line please? | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2030 | Why would I buy a cell phone? The landline still works fine. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2031 | Sorry, you're breaking up... | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2032 | Sorry Dear, I can't hear you . We must have a bad connection. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2033 | Can you hold? I have a call on the other can. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2034 | Yodel-a-yee-who's-calling? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2035 | Warranty replacement? Donald is that you? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2036 | If you're home, pick up the line. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2037 | Thank you for calling. Please listen carefully,as our options have changed. For your location,press 1. For rescue service,press 2. For all other options,press 3. To repeat the selections,press 4. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2038 | Hello, TWA ... | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2039 | I'm calling you from my land-line | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2040 | Can we meet in one hour?" | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2041 | No, I upgraded to the iCan 12. Longer string. Shiner tin. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2042 | And that plan includes free nationwide calling plus 50% off the first 20 miles of cord. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2043 | Let me call you back on line 2 - it’s more taut. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2044 | Your call is important. If you would like to request a callback… | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2045 | You won't hear this, but there needs to be tension on the line for this to work. | 1.2754 | 0.05417 | 69 | 50 | 19 | 0 |
2046 | The current wait time is...73 minutes. Please continue to hold. | 1.2752 | 0.05662 | 109 | 87 | 14 | 8 |
2047 | Five purple Dalmatian smack pineapple exit tryst snorkle?" | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2048 | Where are you located? | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2049 | Just follow the cord. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
2050 | Yes, this is your new Chief Technology Officer. I'm having a little trouble finding you on Google Maps. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2051 | This Burning Man thing is so cool! Did the sherpas deliver the lobsters yet? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2052 | Ah, I'm afraid I can't press one. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2053 | My car warranty is up to date | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2054 | I'm sorry--the reception is terrible here. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2055 | You're extended auto coverage has expired... | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2056 | Sorry, I can't talk right now. I have a call on the other line. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2057 | Great reception! Are you calling from your Tesla? | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2058 | I don't want to string you along but I'll be a bit late for our meeting. Start without me. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2059 | Darn! I wish I’d brought my can opener! | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2060 | Yep, the cell service is great up here. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
2061 | No Thursday’s no good. How about never? | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
2062 | What do you think about the new landline? Over. | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
2063 | Please hold for Mr. Pynchon. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2064 | Much better. I just switched to the Bean with Bacon plan. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2065 | The beginning of long-distance calling. | 1.2740 | 0.05256 | 73 | 53 | 20 | 0 |
2066 | Please hold—the hills will be alive with music as soon as we’ve served the others in the queue. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2067 | Please hold for an important message from AARP. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2068 | I said, "Can I speak to you about your car's extended warranty?"! | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2069 | The rates are good, but the customer service is lousy. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2070 | Sorry, in the hills. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2071 | I may be over the hill, but don’t string me along. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2072 | I'm having some problems with my internet speed. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2073 | seems to be a loose connection | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2074 | Best phone I’ve ever had - can’t hear a thing! | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2075 | Yes, I can hear you and yes, technically it is indeed mobile - but my worry is that it won’t take long for the spaghetti to go off | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2076 | Leave a message | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2077 | I guess the landlines are down again. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2078 | Can I call you when I’m back in my office? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2079 | It’s easier to text. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2080 | You know what? I can’t hear a thing. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2081 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your automobile’s extended warranty. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2082 | Could you pull the line a little tighter? My plan doesn’t have good coverage out here. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2083 | I can't hear you, the connection is breaking up. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2084 | I told you no more calls to work, kiddo. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2085 | Can,you hear me? | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2086 | Sir, your stagecoach is on the way | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
2087 | Who dis? New phone! | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2088 | Nobody here by that name, you must have the wrong number. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2089 | Marvin was allowed out for the weekend only if he promised to check in every day. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2090 | Bad traffic, but on the way | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2091 | The caller wishes to reverse the charges. Will you accept? | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
2092 | Now, I just need your social security number- then will be all set. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2093 | I must be getting closer. I can hear the ocean. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2094 | Retro encryption - Hacker proof analog phones. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2095 | Just follow WHAT wire? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2096 | You said you wanted to work remotely. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2097 | It would easier if you texted!!! | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2098 | Yes, I am pleased with the roaming plan my service provider offers; it is quite far-reaching. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2099 | Sue, in just 3 years we will eligible for an upgrade! | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2100 | Never use a cell -- don't like to be tracked. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2101 | This is kinky. I like it. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2102 | Hey! The string has to be taut or these tin-can-and-string phones won't work! | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2103 | So, you'll be comin' round the mountain soon? | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2104 | Please hold while I transfer you to the front desk. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2105 | Who? No,they're not here. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2106 | The hills are alive with the sound of (on-hold) music | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2107 | Sorry, I’m not going to be able to join the meeting today with video. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2108 | Nature is calling, are you ready to listen? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2109 | I will have to call you back -- the coverage here is really bad. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2110 | I thought the wifi invoice was due next week. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2111 | It’s great, I can’t hear a thing. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2112 | No Brenda, for the the third time, I said your mother can chuck her shelf | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2113 | I know it’s a nuisance dear, but don’t you feel more secure…so that was eggs, milk and bread right? | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2114 | The long-distance service out here is lousy, but at least it's cheap. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2115 | That’s right. You don’t need wires to talk. The words go through the air on a …. “#@&!!” |
1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2116 | Can you hear me? I said, life is so much easier without all that USB stuff. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2117 | I'm still not hearing anything - are you? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2118 | Sometimes I get the feeling you’re just stringing me along…” | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2119 | No, we cannot reverse the charges. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2120 | Nothing like a little "Sound of Music" to start the day! | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2121 | It’s an I-Phone Zero. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2122 | Is this line secure? No bugs? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2123 | A conundrum for Jones. On the party line, Juniper is calling Jenny. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2124 | Yes, the reception is terrible. It's a 2C network. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2125 | You must first insert three quarters to complete your call | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2126 | I can hear you, and amazingly you're not breaking up! | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2127 | Please stop twisting my words! You know what I mean! | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2128 | Okay Victoria, what's your secret? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2129 | Yes, it is better | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2130 | Is this better? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2131 | I do not need a gps. With this phone I never get lost. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2132 | Hello. We’re calling about your auto warranty that’s about to expire.., | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2133 | My car warranty? | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2134 | I thought this would save money but have you seen the price of string? | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2135 | ....Please select from the following menu.... | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2136 | Yes,Tommy,I did sell your Disney stock and put you into the company that makes Happy Meals | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2137 | Are you working remotely or just remotely working? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2138 | Talk about the boonies? | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2139 | Who gave you this number? It’s my private line. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2140 | One of many mobile phone ideas that Motorola rejected. | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
2141 | Failsafe Network! | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2142 | Why yes, I can hear you now. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2143 | Say 'one' if you got lost on your way home from work because you don't have your phone." | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2144 | Great plan: no roaming fees as long as I don't run out of wire | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
2145 | Thanks for adding a candy bar to the tuna sandwich you put in my briefcase | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2146 | Millenial discovers the world's last land line. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2147 | Yes,I know my car warranty has run out. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2148 | ‘Polo’ | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2149 | Do you accept collect calls? | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2150 | Hold on, I have someone on Can Waiting. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2151 | It's me, your inner child! I want emancipated. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2152 | I have reached the windows default background place. Where are you? | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2153 | Are you happy with your long distance provider? | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2154 | Hello, Is this the wooden wagon wheel factory? | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2155 | I can hear you now | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2156 | I'm saving $100/month on ATT, but I'm spending a lot of free time buying string. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2157 | Tag, you’re it. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2158 | Connections bad, but I know how to find you. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2159 | Damn interference, I’m hearing the sound of the sea! | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2160 | What!! You need my cell phone number” | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2161 | I actually get great service out here. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2162 | This works great, just need to iron out a few kinks! | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
2163 | Please deposit twenty-five cents. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
2164 | Sure, it's impractical, but it beats paying long-distance call rates | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2165 | Your voice is a bit tinny | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2166 | I didn't want to break up with you over text. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2167 | Can I call you back? I've got another call coming in. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2168 | Now that I am the last man on earth, where are we getting married? | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2169 | Press three for more options. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2170 | No, you don’t understand, my mobile phone is a land line. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2171 | Err..well I think this is one startup I'm not going to finance. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2172 | No, Boss, this time I’m not lost. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
2173 | You're right! The Campbells soup cans are much better than the Heinz cans. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
2174 | I hope no one cuts the line. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2175 | I don't have roaming charges as long as the string reaches | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2176 | You'll have to speak up, this line is a little choppy. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2177 | Cell phone's out of juice. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2178 | No, we haven't wireless still, but we're all in the loops. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2179 | I told you I could field that call. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2180 | Talk about opening a can of worm!!!! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2181 | Just follow the line. We can meet here. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2182 | Sandy Hill, yes, but can you hear me? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2183 | This Horizon network seems to work fine | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2184 | If you're lost just follow the cord. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2185 | Sure, never is good. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2186 | No, I'm not Glenn Campbell and I'm not a lineman for the country. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2187 | Just ask someone for directions. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2188 | And get Sourdough not Rye.. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2189 | For billing press 1 for customer service press 2 | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2190 | Yeah, the line's secure, it's just us. Yes, I'm sure. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2191 | Sweetie I have to let you go. I'll send you a pigeon when I'm on my way home. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2192 | OK, I promise to buy a cell phone with a good data plan when I get home. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2193 | Have to wind it up, Jack. We've cut you a lot of slack already. Sure you've gone to great lengths to string things along your end but whenever we try to tie you down, the whole deal just unravels. Don't call us. We're calling in the receiver. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2194 | Do I hear the can-can? | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2195 | Hello, operator? I’d like to make a long distance call. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2196 | You have four bars? I have no bars since getting disbarred, but at least I’m not behind bars. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2197 | I’d like to speak directly to Grandma, please. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2198 | Your sales territory stretches from one can to the other. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2199 | I don’t care if it’s a secure line, replace the beans! | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2200 | Speak up, I'm calling on the landline. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2201 | If this is an emergency dial 911… | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2202 | the signal is bad up here bob | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2203 | I can always tell a land line. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2204 | Never mind, Mr. Watson. We don't need you here. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2205 | Speak up, my land line has a few kinks in it. | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
2206 | Finally, a phone plan with unlimited frolicking. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2207 | I can't hear you -- can you talk a little chowder? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2208 | Why do I hear sand in my ear? | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2209 | We have been trying reach regarding you vehicle’s warranty. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2210 | I'll call you back--I'm in a bad tin can telephone area. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2211 | damn land line, poor connection call me back on my cell | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2212 | Good news, we’re offering you a lifeline.” | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
2213 | Hi. I think I’m due for an upgrade. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2214 | Hey, that's supposed to be dinner. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2215 | But my car is still under warranty! | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2216 | Ah, no connection at all! Excellent! | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2217 | Hello, is this Christo I'm speaking to? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2218 | Did you get my text? | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2219 | I just got the strings attached. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2220 | I can't quite hear you. I think the string needs to be taut--could you crawl a few miles into the distance and try again? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2221 | Why, yes, it is a landline. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2222 | Gotta hang up now. My plan still has roaming charges. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2223 | Hey Siri, directions to home. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2224 | Kevin will be joining via audio | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2225 | Yep, I can still hear the ocean | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2226 | I'm sorry but you have reached a tin can not in service | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2227 | I know this call is long distance, so I'll keep it brief. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2228 | Yes, it's a little better than the cell phone. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2229 | … on a positive note, no more dead zones. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2230 | There's trouble on the Verizon. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2231 | I said I'm getting rid of my land line! | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2232 | I'm sorry you've reached the wrong can. This 'Cam-bell'. I get this all the time. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2233 | That's right - a medium cheese, and five gallons of water. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2234 | Sorry about it being last minute, but your meeting is canceled. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2235 | Mom says to call home | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2236 | The policy says remote but reachable, sir. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2237 | It beats working from home. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2238 | Now that we finally got the Internet out here, I'll be working from home for the foreseeable future. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2239 | Isn't that odd? I had a feeling it would be you calling. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2240 | I’m laying in bed thinking about you too, honey | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2241 | Roaming charges are a thing of the past. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2242 | Nobody likes a hotshot in the hills | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2243 | ‘Sure you call, but I can’t help but feel you’re stringing me along.’ | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2244 | It was only then Harold realized the benefits of slacking off in his long-distance relationship. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2245 | Fake news! | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2246 | The warranty on your camel is about to expire | 1.2656 | 0.07468 | 64 | 52 | 7 | 5 |
2247 | I think this cartoon has been traced. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2248 | Honey, I have not been sending you to voicemail all day. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2249 | Can I hook my GPS up to this | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2250 | Yep, full bars everywhere I go | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2251 | For your information, I am not Jose'phine Bonaparte! | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2252 | To upgrade your wireless plan, press 2. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2253 | Bill - we're pulling you in from the field | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2254 | Speak up please - try higher - your words sound twisted. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2255 | Hi Donald, no I haven't been followed. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2256 | Sorry it took so long to get back, retro tech is in these days. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2257 | Daddy, how far are you? Can you still hearing me? Don't forget to bring candy! | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
2258 | It’s not working as planned. You better start pulling some strings.” | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2259 | Everything new is old again, Watson. Now, come here. | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2260 | No bars. I have a land line. | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
2261 | are you sure this is a landline? | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2262 | That sounds kinda kinky. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2263 | The extended range of the latest model is amazing! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2264 | I'll have to call you back. You're breaking up. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2265 | Are you sure this is what they meant when they say cable? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2266 | That's a YES. I'm your can-do man. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2267 | Sorry Boss. I’m working virtual today. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2268 | Speak a bit louder, please. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2269 | Sorry, I'm the only subscriber. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2270 | So, do we have a deal, or are you going to keep stringing me along? | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2271 | Hey Dad, can you hear me now? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2272 | Progresso!? | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2273 | Honey, it’s the hills. Listen, I have to go… | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2274 | No this is Mr. Dale. Mr. Hill is over yonder. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2275 | Satellites can't trace this call. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2276 | Oh, one other thing Lloyd, don't forget the wine this time. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2277 | No, Thursday's out. How about never--is never good for you? | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2278 | You've GOT to be kidding! | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2279 | Yes, I know they look like tree lights. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2280 | Room number, please. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2281 | Last desperate option as I have no land line and no cell service. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2282 | We'd like to discuss extending your car warranty. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2283 | Come again? There was a break in the soup line. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2284 | No,but the long distance is remarkable Susan | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2285 | Press zero to reach a representative. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2286 | Why should I care about more towers when your bundle doesn't include unlimited soup? | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2287 | I'll be late for the meeting. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2288 | Sandy is not a woman | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2289 | I think I wandered into 1959. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2290 | Yes, this is Graham. Who's calling? | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2291 | Verizon Guy’s Grandfather | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
2292 | You sound a lttle loopy today. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2293 | Can't get wifi out here so I've strung ethernet cable. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2294 | Your voice is tinny but I can still hear you. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2295 | Could you speak louder? I have a new phone here. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2296 | Yes, I would love to have that unexpected tax refund processed! If only I hadn’t left my checkbook at home, I could tell you my account number right now! | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2297 | Caller: We hope you don't feel like we've been stringing you along. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2298 | Watson here. I'll be there as soon as I can, Mr. Bell. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2299 | How do I Zoom on this App? | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
2300 | Over hills and dales, Dear Ariadne, I read you loud and clear. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2301 | Please press 1 to confirm you would like this number placed on the do not call list. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2302 | This way millennials can't cut the cord. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
2303 | I’m calling about your vehicle protection warranty | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2304 | Wait; I need to check my modem. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2305 | I assure you ... it's a landline | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2306 | I promised my wife I'd leave the cell phone at home. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2307 | Just follow the yellow coiled cord. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2308 | You say you're me as a little boy, and you want me to ditch the briefcase and roll down the hill? | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
2309 | Don't bother me! Can't you see I'm on the phone? | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2310 | With this new feature, I'll never get lost! | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2311 | Please help me I’m dying of thirst. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2312 | I'm your agent! Your whole schtick sounds too canned for the Suits. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
2313 | This is your attorney talking on a secure line. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2314 | I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
2315 | I think I prefer Zoom, after all. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2316 | The aliens will now pull the string, and...CAPTURED! | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2317 | Hello? Yes, I ordered a camel an hour ago. Fifth hump on the right. I'm in a camel suit and black shoes. Hurry, I've got to pee. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2318 | No, I can hear you fine; but we appear to be on a party line | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2319 | I get only local service with my new plan. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2320 | What's that? A tip about bitcoin? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2321 | I can barely hear you. The cord is too long. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2322 | I’ll head your way now Mother. See you in four months. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2323 | Yes, I am in the canyon. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2324 | Hello. Hello ! Can you hear me now ? Whata’bout now ? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2325 | I think you might be on mute. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2326 | Since I started working remote, I find myself using more Slack. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2327 | Yes, this is mom. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2328 | We're calling about your soapbox car's extended warranty. | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
2329 | Hello… hello… hello | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2330 | Well, you know, Verizon wasn't working so I got creative. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2331 | Just a minute, I have a call on the other line. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2332 | Hold on,I think my line got twisted. | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
2333 | I'm not stringing you along, honest! | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2334 | Sorry, I’m still not seeing you. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2335 | Is this line secure? | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
2336 | As I recall,you have to pull the string tight for this to work. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2337 | Are you sure you really don't need "Whole Life?" | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2338 | I can hear for Miles and Miles and Miles. | 1.2619 | 0.06586 | 84 | 69 | 8 | 7 |
2339 | You can come and get me now | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2340 | Do you have WiFi? The roaming fees are killing me. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2341 | Please hold while I transfer your call. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2342 | If you listen closely, you can hear my regret | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2343 | I think it's for you. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2344 | Yeah, No bars. Cans. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2345 | Well, it's harder to bug and easier to recycle. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2346 | We've been trying to reach you about your tree house's extended warranty. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2347 | Hold for a long distance call, please. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2348 | Time for tubby tax returns | 1.2615 | 0.07363 | 65 | 53 | 7 | 5 |
2349 | Don't you just love this new technology! | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2350 | Yes, delivery's free but you have to give me an address | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2351 | In point 5 miles make a left ..... | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2352 | You know you can get stringless cans these days? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2353 | A world without cell phones. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2354 | Listen, Ariadne. I appreciate what you’ve done for me, but it’s over.” | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
2355 | I've been what? Canned? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2356 | I hope I've reached the right person. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2357 | Hi, Mom. Yes, yes; I AM on my landline! | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2358 | I knew I should have stayed with one of the big telcos. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2359 | “Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you!” | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2360 | A charge of $299.95 has been made to your Amazon account. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2361 | You will never find me, I left no trail, ha,ha. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2362 | You're breaking up. Can I call you back next year? | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2363 | Hello, can you her me now? | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2364 | This way I am sure the government is not listening | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2365 | I said coiled again Not foiled again ! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2366 | Yes, yes, yes... I can hear you now. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2367 | IN THE ERA BEFORE WIRELESS . . . . . | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2368 | Answering your call would be a stretch | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2369 | I've heard cell phones cause tumors, so I'm trying a different approach | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2370 | May I ask how you got this number? I don't usually give out my landline. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2371 | Thanks for picking-up Dad. This is going to be my audio-art project. I'll call it 'Running Wire | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2372 | Yes, they’re kinda like white elephants…. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2373 | Now, bury the ransom in the sand and walk away. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2374 | I told you we didn't need to be next-door neighbours to still do this! | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2375 | Sorry, I don't have time to answer a survey about land-line security. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2376 | I’m lost. Which way to my office? | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2377 | Have you found my cell? | 1.2603 | 0.07041 | 73 | 60 | 7 | 6 |
2378 | The warranty on the Honda is about to expire. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2379 | Thank you for completing our 7 factor security protocol. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2380 | In Slodokia, this is the best outside line they have. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2381 | Please hold, all available operators are on the beach. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2382 | Let them try and trace this. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2383 | We would like to offer you an extended warranty on your car. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2384 | Is that you, Christo? | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2385 | OK - So I will buy a cell phone. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2386 | I still think you're overly concerned about a wiretap. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2387 | James Webb Space Telescope?? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2388 | We think we may need to upgrade our cloud infrastructure | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2389 | Press one to speak to a representative | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2390 | Burner phones got too expensive | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2391 | Yes..pull the cord tight! | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2392 | Still nope. Hold on, I’ll call you back on my cell. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2393 | Is this thing on? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2394 | What's a cell phone? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2395 | I can't believe we have reception out here! | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2396 | I won the Nobel? Pull the other one. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2397 | For the love of god, I don't need car insurance...but how did you get this number? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2398 | I regret to inform you that I’ll be out of the office with limited access to calls and emails, but feel free to reach me by tin can. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2399 | I call it the mePhone. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2400 | Is there any 'sound of music' on your end? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2401 | I'm on the Proggreso friends and family plan you? | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2402 | At least make your story believable! | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2403 | They said it a long distance call. But really??? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2404 | Sorry, I’ve gotta go — the hills are calling. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2405 | I SAAAAAID: ‘WE’RE LETTING YOU GOOO!!!’ | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2406 | They’re called breasts and we all have them. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2407 | I can't hear you, can you yodel louder? | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2408 | Is anyone there? | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2409 | Where exactly did you lose your keys? | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2410 | Let’s try a chicken noodle soup can | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2411 | I’m over dressed as usual | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2412 | Yes,I still have a landline. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2413 | I'll Hold | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2414 | Your other option is our premium long distance plan. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2415 | I’m Sorry. I thought this was a whistleblower tip line. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2416 | The unsuspecting passerby grabbed the wire like alien by its sex organ, thus dooming Earth and all its inhabitants. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2417 | Sounds good - text me with any updates. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2418 | Hello? Internet of 1995? I’d like my life back please. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2419 | I told you to never call me here! | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2420 | keep going the line has to be taut for it to work | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2421 | I'm sorry could you repeat THAT there's still some corn in my can . . . | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2422 | How did you know to reach me here? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2423 | The signal is up and down. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2424 | I’ve gotta let you go now….I’m outta string | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2425 | Can you repeat that. You're cutting in and out. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2426 | I was told this would be a hybrid meeting. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2427 | Hello, I am here to pick up the U.S. nuclear codes. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2428 | Can't talk much longer. I'll be winding it up here soon. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2429 | I think we got our wires crossed, because I can hear you and I said, 'Can do! | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2430 | Yes, do you deliver? | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2431 | Yes I think you could absolutely hide here. Sorry they took your phone Congressman. | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
2432 | your call is important. please stay on the line for the next can. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2433 | There's no cell service out here! | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2434 | So this is how you get the sound of sand effect | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2435 | Yes, I finally found a location for our vacation tree house with good landline reception. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2436 | Now I just need to set up the WiFi | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2437 | You tell me what you’re wearing first. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2438 | Hello, . . . Bill Gates? | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2439 | Are you okay? You sound a little loopy. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2440 | You’ve taken this too far | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2441 | Why do you say that it sounds like I'm calling from 1956? | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2442 | You're breaking up with me? Here? | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2443 | Rosebud? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2444 | How about now? Can you hear me now? | 1.2568 | 0.06954 | 74 | 61 | 7 | 6 |
2445 | We were stupid to get rid of our smartphones. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2446 | Hi, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty! | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2447 | Please listen carefully as our option menus have recently changed............ | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2448 | Yes....I can hear you....faint but audible. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2449 | I told you to call my cell. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2450 | YOUR SAYING THE I.R.S. IS SAVING MONEY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE PUBLIC? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2451 | We’d like to talk about your cars extended warranty. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2452 | I've told you never call me at this number! | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2453 | So…what did you need me this far from my desk to tell me? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2454 | Explain to me again why we chose not to go wireless? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2455 | You want a safe call- that is it! | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2456 | Yes, yes, I’ve taken every precaution to not be traced. I have the briefcase, where do we make the exchange? | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2457 | Yes, if our line drops, gimmie a smidge, and I’ll pick it up. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2458 | Loud and clear, Noah! | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2459 | Still better than Skype. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2460 | Too bad I’m deaf and mute. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2461 | Hello? Hello? Maybe you should have paid for the roaming charges. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2462 | Look for your driver in an 1822 Oxen Wagon arriving in 2 hours. | 1.2564 | 0.06933 | 78 | 65 | 6 | 7 |
2463 | 这个设备被窃听了。 | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
2464 | A landline does has its limitations… | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2465 | The service out here is actually pretty good. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2466 | Not all who wander at lost, but sure looks like I am... | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2467 | Miriam, the reception is really bad out here. I only have one bar. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2468 | No, I don’t see any juice bars. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2469 | Sorry, I’m running about a century and a half late. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2470 | It looks like a Cezanne from here, too | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2471 | Sorry I'm running late. Can you give me another extension? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2472 | The mountains are calling me. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2473 | Act now. Your car warranty is about to expire! | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2474 | Well, it certainly took long enough.. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2475 | There’s not enough tension in this conversation. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2476 | Surely this could have been an email... | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2477 | Yes,I can hear you now- but you’ll have to hold on because I have another call I’m expecting to come in via Smoke signals | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2478 | Hang on a sec, I need to get the other line | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2479 | Uber runs camels ? | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2480 | I’m sorry — how did you get this number? | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2481 | No, it’s okay, I have roaming turned on. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2482 | Did you not see my out of office? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2483 | Bars? None yet. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2484 | I still don't see the dessert. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2485 | Maybe if you emptied the can? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2486 | It sounds like you have sand in your mouth. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2487 | Hello,I need a taxi. I do not seem to know where I am. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2488 | What,when,why!!! | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2489 | So, how do I find you? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2490 | I don't have that document. Can you share your screen? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2491 | Sorry, you've got the wrong can. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
2492 | The hills are alive? | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2493 | We will not string you along. Please hold for the next available can. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2494 | Is the only game on this self-phone kick the can? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2495 | These hills always cause interference. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2496 | Sorry, I can't hear you. There must be a kink in the cord! | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2497 | I can't hear you. You need to taut the string. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2498 | Watson. Can you hear the sea? | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2499 | What do you mean, I need to go back and get the eggs? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2500 | Hello, is this MCI? | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2501 | Look, 'dumb phones' are making a comeback, it's only a matter of time... | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2502 | Hold on, my other line is ringing. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2503 | Hey, boss, this sales territory is really hot! Anyway you could join me? | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2504 | I can barely hear you ... Are you pulling the string tight? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2505 | SPAM CALLS…From Canned Meat… To Telecommunications | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2506 | We are calling to reach you about your extended warranty | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2507 | Do you have any idea where I can find the subway? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2508 | This is the earth calling. Fix your shit or else! | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2509 | Your car warranty is about to expire. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2510 | She sells sea shells by the seashore. Can you hear me now? | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
2511 | I've been telling Marge we need to get rid of our landline... | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
2512 | I’d advise against Enron at this point. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2513 | No, “mountain time” was NOT just figurative. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2514 | Hey, this actually works and it’s better than Zoom! | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
2515 | Arrived. The destination is on your left. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2516 | Long Distance, this is Erin, how may I direct your call? | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2517 | Hello, Stone Age? It's the Republican National Committee. You are no longer on hold. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2518 | The service is bad, I'll text you. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2519 | You’ve reached the afterlife. Please keep holding — your call will be answered in the order it was received. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2520 | See! Doesn’t this make getting fired more fun? | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2521 | You can tell me, it’s a secure landline. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2522 | I'm near the top. Speak up. | 1.2535 | 0.07154 | 71 | 59 | 6 | 6 |
2523 | It's been thirty years of extending the line, but I can still hear you, Bobby! | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2524 | The FBI has wiretapped all my phones! | 1.2535 | 0.07154 | 71 | 59 | 6 | 6 |
2525 | Busy Signal. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2526 | Are you working remotely today? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2527 | Customer Service? You lied to me. The string is costing me way more than cellphone service ever did. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2528 | You sound a bit muffled, try using an empty can. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2529 | Does your landline line too much land? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2530 | Yes, clear as a bell on a distant hill. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2531 | Follow me to your destination. If you’d like, tie you briefcase on me, so you won’t have to carry it. | 1.2535 | 0.07154 | 71 | 59 | 6 | 6 |
2532 | I don't get it. She said I had lousy communication skills and she needed some space. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2533 | I’d like to make a collect can please. | 1.2535 | 0.05200 | 71 | 53 | 18 | 0 |
2534 | Climate cataclysm? Pah! A sales target's a sales target! | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2535 | I think I’m in a dead zone | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2536 | Yes, we do still make long distance calls. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2537 | I might be a little late for dinner. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2538 | Sorry, you must have the wrong can. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2539 | Long distance please operator. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2540 | No, I don’t have Prince Albert in a can. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2541 | I don’t need a cellphone plan. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2542 | With a long enough cord, you can use your Landline anywhere | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2543 | Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2544 | This is a long distance call,please keep it short. Thx | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2545 | Dennis begins to have second thoughts about his investment in an analog GPS. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2546 | You thought I was dead, didn't you? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2547 | No... I say: "We definitely have to improve coverage". | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2548 | I didn’t think a trail of breadcrumbs would work. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2549 | Yah, amazing! Full landline service throughout the southwest for only two bucks a month. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2550 | go ahead, I hear you loud and clear!! | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2551 | It’s a little isolated, but I’m the head of the whole department! | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2552 | 5G?? i'm still using 2G? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2553 | « There’s no place like home » | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2554 | I didn't realize my auto warranty was about to expire. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2555 | Did you know your car warranty is about to expire? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2556 | To speak to a customer service representative stomp eight times. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2557 | Hello? I'm waiting for a system update. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2558 | You'll have to excuse me if I sound a bit out of line this morning. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2559 | I think someone’s tapped this line Mr. Trump | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2560 | We should've just used our cell phones | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2561 | Lewis' test of the new land line design had remarkably good results. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2562 | What do you mean wireless? | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2563 | I can’t hear you! The string has to be straight! | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2564 | Honey, it happened again. I’ll be late for dinner | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2565 | Morpheus, the line was traced. I don't know how. | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2566 | Okay, I moved a bit. Can you hear me now? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2567 | Amazing, no matter where I call from, I still get the little girl next door. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2568 | Please say or enter your Wire-Fi code. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2569 | What is your soup of the day? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2570 | Hello,this is Robert. You have miles to go before you sleep. Walk faster! | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2571 | Despite being one of the top wireless phone and internet salespeople in underserved communities, he just couldn't let it go. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2572 | Sorry, my name's not 'Watson.' | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2573 | Martha, I'm sorry I'm late; I have been on the can. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2574 | I don’t see that you left your water bottle here. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2575 | Are you're saying you want to eat a fried clam? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2576 | It's Mom. Did you eat a good breakfast? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2577 | I should’ve splurged for the iPhone | 1.2530 | 0.04801 | 83 | 62 | 21 | 0 |
2578 | He says he's standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona . . . he says he's a fine sight to see . . . oh, he says a girl in a flatbed Ford has just pulled up, and he wants to know if he should climb in. | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2579 | Landlines aren’t what they used to be. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2580 | Dear, how can I miss you when you call every day! | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2581 | Sounds like the ocean's calling. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2582 | So this is what peak times means. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2583 | The service is bad! You sound really far away!! | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2584 | Now I’m both tired and wired | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2585 | That'll be 25 cents please. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2586 | Can you speak up? I think the lines are crossed. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2587 | Hello, Uber. That's right. Just follow the string. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2588 | Damn, they cut the secure line! | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2589 | This isn't funny, John. I know what you're doing. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2590 | Please hang up, and try your call again. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2591 | Hello Donald…I’m on the secure line…say again?! | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2592 | Looks like a new twist on telephony! | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2593 | And no roaming charges! | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2594 | Give me a minute, I’ve just got to wrap something up. | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
2595 | Don't say anything incriminating, I think the line's been tapped. | 1.2524 | 0.04517 | 103 | 78 | 24 | 1 |
2596 | Hold on a sec, honey, I’m getting another Spam call. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2597 | I can offer you the whole system for a very reasonable price, Mr. Musk. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2598 | Can I reach or leave, what"s your openion | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2599 | I hear you fine. I have my phone set on Wire-Fi calling..... | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2600 | Hold on while I untangle things here. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2601 | I know, I know. But it's only $2.75 a month. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2602 | Patent #RE000538, failsafe communications cybersecurity. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2603 | It’s times like this I’m glad I kept my landline. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2604 | It has the best nationwide coverage. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2605 | Just listen, it's a long story with lots of twists and turns. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2606 | I know it seems silly, but it's the only way to guarantee confidentiality. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2607 | Wifi, shmifi, who needs it? | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2608 | We’d like to talk with you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2609 | I guess you didn't get my out-of-office notice. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2610 | Titan Up? No, the Tennessee Titans aren’t on the docket. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2611 | What's wireless? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2612 | Yes, I can hear you Mr. Bell, but I believe the future is in wireless | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
2613 | I'd like to install a second line, please. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2614 | Finally! You’re late! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2615 | Bill’s going to keep walking until the string is taught so it can carry the sound vibrations. There’s about a mile of string, so we’ve got a while to go before I tell him he’s fired. Then we drive back to the office before he can catch up to us. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2616 | Could you speak up? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2617 | I think we need to update our tech guys. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2618 | HELLO! HELLO! I need a can opener. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2619 | Lifelong friends are the best kind. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2620 | Your automobile’s warranty is about to expire… | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2621 | Follow the string and use your imagination. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2622 | Your dinner's on the table | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2623 | This is your lucky day! Car breakdowns are a thing of the past..." | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2624 | Honestly I prefer the technology we had before the MAGA war of 2024. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2625 | You can't leave me on hear! | 1.2500 | 0.05923 | 96 | 79 | 10 | 7 |
2626 | The thing is to not let them suspect one's real thoughts | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2627 | I'm done with social media." | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2628 | Put yourself on speaker. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2629 | You’re breaking up. The line is not taut enough. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2630 | Yes, sweetheart, I'm still out buying cigarettes. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2631 | I was just calling to see if you wanted to extend your car's auto warranty. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2632 | I’m on the road to nowhere, can I at least get a horse? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2633 | No rush. Your appointment is here on time, but he’s got a lot to crow about. | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2634 | So you want to sue, who? | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2635 | Press #0 if your attire is dated. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2636 | Yes, this is Off The Grid Insurance. How can I help you? | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2637 | Yeah, I know the phone smells like tomato soup but it works great when I can't get reception on my cell phone, except when goats eat the string. | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2638 | Call you back. I'm on the other line. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | Yes, this is quite a step-up over breadcrumbs. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2640 | Warranty? But I don't have a car . . . or a phone, for that matter . . . but thanks for asking. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2641 | I knew we could manage without a cellular tower. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2642 | No, it’s OK. I have the best “unlimited roaming” plan ever! | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2643 | Longest Distance | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2644 | I'm Gary, your teledoc. Please tell my your symptoms, loudly. | 1.2500 | 0.04872 | 80 | 60 | 20 | 0 |
2645 | I told you to give it to me straight. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2646 | You're breaking up, but at least I know how to get back to the office. | 1.2500 | 0.06536 | 80 | 66 | 8 | 6 |
2647 | Cell service is lousy here. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2648 | You’re really sounding kinky. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2649 | P U L L T H E S T R I N G T I G H TER ! ! ! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2650 | Undergrounding will cost how much more? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2651 | Please hang on. Your call will be answered shortly, shortly, shortly... | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2652 | I purposefully chose the last destination left on Earth without cell reception for my holiday, and it’s just been so Zen. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2653 | I’m going to have to call you back. Seems the conversation wandered a bit… | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2654 | Directions to where I am? That’s a bit tricky. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2655 | You're cutting out...no, this time YOU check the string for knots! | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2656 | You lied when you said that there were no strings attached to this job. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2657 | If this is an emergency, press 1 | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2658 | She wants you to know you can run but you can’t hide. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2659 | Hey Janet keep me in the loop……Janet?! | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2660 | Who said you could work from the valleys? | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2661 | Sorry. I can’t see the metaverse from here. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2662 | Why yes, I am interested in hearing about your wireless plan. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
2663 | ...and it's a no-contract plan. | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
2664 | Pick up,pick up,pick up,pick up the can! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2665 | I'm grounded, so I can't talk on the phone. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2666 | What? Reception's better if you pull the string taut! | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2667 | They hit the Pentagon!?! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2668 | Yes, I’m alone and I brought the money. Now where’s my parrot? | 1.2500 | 0.05139 | 72 | 54 | 18 | 0 |
2669 | This is what happens when you screw around with the phone company. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2670 | Buried where? | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2671 | Drop the case and remember, no cell phones, I don't want to be traced. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2672 | You don’t have to yell, I can hear you just fine! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2673 | Look at what we got them to spend money on now" -Apple exec | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2674 | Ok now I’m ready to hear your ‘super interesting’ story from this weekend. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2675 | Go away. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2676 | bring me in now. l d soderlind minneapolis mn | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
2677 | Yes, I understand. But our shoestring budget has reached its end. | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
2678 | Flights cancelled, internet's lousy here, but I'm on my way. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2679 | Hey Kiddo, I have a line on that property you want. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2680 | Everyone, please put your line on mute… | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2681 | Hello Operator? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2682 | Peas? No, I had the creamed corn. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2683 | Tin-Can you hear me? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2684 | As a salesman, Sam was fed up with cellphone roaming charges. So, he decided to go old school. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2685 | I told you not to call me here... | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2686 | I can barely hear you--we need to tighten up the line. | 1.2472 | 0.04599 | 89 | 67 | 22 | 0 |
2687 | No signal out here. Had to use the land line. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2688 | I'm sorry, I don't see why this wouldn't count as teleworking | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2689 | Hello? Is this the neo-Luddite support group? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2690 | You are muted. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2691 | Can you hear me better now? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2692 | Bullocks of fake news | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2693 | Joe hopes there is an important message from the great call of China. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2694 | Hello? Operator? This is Patti. Can you connect me with my childhood please? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2695 | No, it’s great. Much better than Verizon. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2696 | I guess 5G was the cost for the wire . | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2697 | You're asking, my sweet, if I'm calling from a bar? | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2698 | Sounds like both our cans are full of sand. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2699 | Max, what happened to your cell? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2700 | I think I finally have to agree. A cellphone would have been a much better choice. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2701 | Yes, I can hear you fine. Cream of Mushroom cans get the best reception. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2702 | Okay, so I take a right at the first sand dune, and then... | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2703 | I can't hear you either, but the roaming minutes were killing me. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2704 | I think we got our wires crossed. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2705 | Donald who? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2706 | I panicked when we cancelled the old landline and decided to replace it. This was the best they had available. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2707 | Hello…hello…Damn, I think I lost my can-nection… | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2708 | Daddy’s tired after work and would rather have a can of beer. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2709 | Can I have your attension? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2710 | Best phone deal in town- can’t beat it. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2711 | Yes, dear - I appreciate you not keeping me on a tight leash anymore. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2712 | Mohammed, yes I can hear you. Ok, I'll pick up a bag of chips! | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2713 | Yeah, I'm so happy I don't have to be tied down to the office anymore. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2714 | Nope, nope, clear as a bell. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2715 | I really appreciate you carrying the spool | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2716 | Your auto warranty coverage is about to expire. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2717 | Yes,I would like to extend my plan. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2718 | As a matter of fact, I may not be entirely satisfied with my long-distance carrier. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2719 | Mom! I can hear you breathing, stop listening in on my calls. You’re not the boss of me. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2720 | Technically Sidney WAS 'on-call' | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2721 | This is your government calling, and we're here to help you. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2722 | It's cheaper than wireless. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2723 | Operator please. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2724 | Yes, I'm looking to buy an encyclopedia set. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2725 | Yes, I can hear you. You’re standing right behind me. | 1.2466 | 0.05080 | 73 | 55 | 18 | 0 |
2726 | Yeah, we might be wrong about the Earth being flat thingy | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2727 | I'm sorry, your phone plan does not permit texting. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2728 | If you can hear this, you're not completely over the hill. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2729 | At least I am not being texted to death. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2730 | We're calling about adding an extra line to your landline. | 1.2464 | 0.05225 | 69 | 52 | 17 | 0 |
2731 | Our connection is a bit grainy. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2732 | Looks like the lines of communication are broken. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2733 | Siri?…call Samantha. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2734 | Can you pull the string at your end tighter? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2735 | Really, I've gone off-the-grid! | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2736 | i can’t hear you it’s literally just a can wtf | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2737 | Is the grass greener over there? | 1.2462 | 0.05814 | 65 | 50 | 14 | 1 |
2738 | Turns out there is no Will or Way. Did he specify a return address? | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2739 | Just wire me the money. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2740 | Mr Giuliani, Trump’s on the tin can telephone line | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
2741 | What's a text? | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2742 | Ringing the future to get credits | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2743 | this cartoon is not worth a hill of beans | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2744 | So this is how 5G works. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2745 | The hills have eyes but need to get their hearing checked. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2746 | I’m having difficulty hearing you, there must be something wrong with your phone. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2747 | Is this Tig Notaro? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2748 | Harold, what time will you be home to the treehouse for dinner? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2749 | Nature is calling, please hold. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2750 | Am I talking to the JD Vance landline? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2751 | What do you mean ‘the wrong kind of roaming?’ | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2752 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2753 | I'll wipe the can as soon as you hang up. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2754 | Shake the can once for Sales,twice for Repair, three times for… | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2755 | Climb every mountain, Forge every stream, Seek and you shall find! | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2756 | You've been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2757 | I’m afraid that Mr. Goober is unavailable right now” | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2758 | Extend my car's warranty? Sounds great! | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
2759 | I'm on the no-call list! | 1.2439 | 0.04771 | 82 | 62 | 20 | 0 |
2760 | To talk to a human, press 1 | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2761 | I don't know where he is. Hold the line while I go look. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2762 | Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2763 | I hear you clearly. This is one technology that won't go the way of the buggy whip! | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2764 | Before zoom | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2765 | Love the can-do spirit. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2766 | Mr. Watson - come here - I can’t see you. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2767 | You may lose me for a second, I'm going through a tunnel. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2768 | Triple your business with the new ICan landline... | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2769 | US Middle East Peace Negotiations | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2770 | Yes,I am considering changing my long distance provider | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2771 | What do you mean "you don't accept collect calls"? | 1.2436 | 0.04 |